Quick Hits

LOL: CNN is so hurting for both ratings and credibility that its president Chris Licht is begging Republicans to come to the network to be interviewed again.

CNN President Chris Licht's message to Republican lawmakers: We're sorry. Please, come back.

In July, Licht took a trip to Capitol Hill to make amends between CNN and the GOP, lawmakers told the Free Beacon. During the visit, Licht met with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).

Licht and his boss, Warner Brothers Discovery chief David Zaslav, say they are committed to reshaping the image of CNN no matter the ratings. (CNN makes most of its revenue from cable subscription fees, not commercial advertising, anyway.)

At least that's a change of pace from the usual leftwing narrative, which consists of leftwing "journalists" insisting that Republicans need leftwing "journalists" and boy oh boy will they be sorry if they don't grant them interviews and access so that the leftwing "journalists" can run clickbait hit-pieces on them and make money off denigrating them.


Politico senior media writer Jack Shafer typed an article titled "Unsolicited Advice for the Pouty Republicans Who Stiff Reporters: 2024 GOP contenders are making a big mistake by only talking to themselves." The problem here is you don't have to be "pouty" to make a decision to restrict media access. And not all "reporters" are liberal (so-called "mainstream") reporters. That's an insult to conservative reporters.

...

Shafer made a list of reasons "pouty Republicans" were wrong to limit reporter access:

-- "When a politician bans the press, the press has no alternative [but] to dig deeper to find a story."

LOL, as if hyperpartisan leftwing "journalists" aren't sufficiently motivated to "dig deep" to hurt conservatives.

Also, they're lazy. They don't dig at all. They merely accept the oppo research handed to them by their leftwing political operative friends and bed-mates.

...

-- "[G]going mute also makes the candidate look weak. It becomes part of their story. And it gives the foes of taciturn Republicans an opportunity to land a punch. 'My opponent is too chicken to face the New York Times. How well is he going to do with Vladimir Putin?'" That tactic has been used against Joe Biden, and the Democrats are often "too chicken to face Fox News" and other conservative outlets. They...take the risk.

Weird that the leftwing press never pressed Biden on his Basement Campaign and only barely mentions his own lack of press availability.

Also, here's a question: Why doesn't the press make itself available for questioning? We attempt to ask the press about its bias and selectivity in covering stories; they refuse to answer.

So the press has selected "Silence" and "Contempt" as the best defenses against scrutiny and criticism. Since the press is, one assumes, the "experts" in press management, why shouldn't other people imitate the press' own preferred tactic to handling critical interrogators?


This is real:

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This is probably not real.

tomnicholsmonkeypox.jpg

While perhaps not technically " " " real " " ", this brave meme, nevertheless, reaches for a Higher Truth in its plainspoken appeal to the deeper verities in all of us, specifically, the most fundamental essences of ourselves which are hidden in our butts.


Reuters, AP, Twitter, FaceBook "fact" checks coming within literal minutes.

Speaking of, that California State Senator who wants everyone to have AIDS and of course wants drag queen shows to literally be part of the K-12 grade school curriculum, is now actively encouraging gay men to have gay orgies during the monkeypox outbreak.


Senator Scott Wiener
@Scott_Wiener

Awesome @SFAIDSFound guidance on monkeypox & fun. We can continue to have fun while reducing risk.

Closing bathhouses in 1980s didn’t reduce HIV. It was an epic blunder & pushed people into the shadows.

Let's not make that same knee-jerk mistake with MPX

The Tweet features "Douchie," the anal sex health-douche cartoon character, offering up the San Francisco AIDS Foundation's medically-unsound, monkeypox-spreading advice, such as, have sex even if you suspect you have monkeypox and have visible poxes and lesions, but just cover them up with band-aids.

This is the San Francisco AIDS Foundation telling you to just apply a literal Band-Aid solution to avoid a sexually-transmitted disease, rather than modify your sexual behavior in the slightest.

Speaking of painful spurting eruptions: There's a volcanic eruption in Iceland and a lot of people are enjoying watching it. If a lava course threatens your home, just put a Band-Aid over it.

Poll: January 6th Reality Show has little effect on voter intentions.

[Rasmussen] found that 34% of likely U.S. voters said the House Select Committee’s hearings have made them 'more likely' to vote for Democrats this fall in the congressional midterm elections. However, 30% say the Capitol riot hearings have made them 'more likely' to vote for Republicans.

Thirty-two percent (32%) say the hearings have not made much difference in how they plan on voting in November.

1% say they are so addicted to the Reality Show dramedy that they take "Which January 6 Inquisitor Are You?" self-quizzes on Buzzfeed. These include the leftwing blogger Allahpundit.

I might have added the last part.


A TV station is running ads to hire "diverse" actors to "interact" with TV reporters, to create a fictionalized diversity in their reportage without having to travel too far, or visit bad neighborhoods, to find it.

diversitycrisisactors.png

Horrible breaking news: A Republican congresswoman has just died in a car crash, along with her communications director (incorrectly termed a "press secretary," below) and one other man.


Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram

GOP IN Rep Jackie Walorski killed in head on crash in Elkhart, IN. Car traveled left of center and crashed into the SUV in which Walorski was riding. Elkhart County Sheriff's Office says Zachery Potts and Emma Thomson, who was her press secretary were also killed.

Ted Cruz grills a "Justice" Department official on why there have been zero prosecutions of protesters illegally picketing Supreme Court Justices' homes.

Note that this guy misleads -- or some would say, lies -- about one person being prosecuted under 18 USC s. 1507, the law criminalizing protesting a judge at his home while a case is pending. Only when Ted Cruz specifically drills down on this does this liar admit that person had not been prosecuted under this law at all, but under a completely different law, one concerned, presumably, with making general threats against a federal official.

Furthermore, this hack will not even explain why there have been no prosecutions. He will not commit the DOJ to a claim that the law is unconstitutional -- because they fully intend to enforce the law if conservatives ever protest outside leftist Justices' homes.

I have forgotten to link this for weeks, so it's a bit old, but whatever: Gender activists are pressuring anthropologists to stop identifying human remains as male or female, because you shouldn't use biological markers to presume what gender people identified themselves as 500 or 1000 or 10,000 years ago.

There aren't enough helicopters, there aren't enough seas.


It is possible to determine whether a skeleton is from a biological male or female using objective observations based on the size and shape of the bones. Criminal forensic detectives, for example, do it frequently in their line of work.

But gender activists argue scientists cannot know how an ancient individual identified themselves.

"You might know the argument that the archaeologists who find your bones one day will assign you the same gender as you had at birth, so regardless of whether you transition, you can't escape your assigned sex," tweeted Canadian Master's degree candidate Emma Palladino last week.


Palladino, who is seeking an advanced degree in archaeology, called assigning gender to an ancient human "bullshit."

"Labelling remains 'male' or 'female' is rarely the end goal of any excavation, anyway," wrote Palladino. "The 'bioarchaeology of the individual' is what we aim for, factoring in absolutely everything we discover about a person into a nuanced and open-ended biography of their life."

She is not alone. Gender activists have formed a group called the Trans Doe Task Force to "explore ways in which current standards in forensic human identification do a disservice to people who do not clearly fit the gender binary."

"We propose a gender-expansive approach to human identification by combing missing and unidentified databases looking for contextual clues such as decedents wearing clothing culturally coded to a gender other than their assigned sex," the group's mission statement reads.

"We maintain our own database of missing and unidentified people who we have determined may be Transgender or gender-variant, as most current database systems do not permit comparison of missing to unidentified across different binary sex categories," the group writes.

This February, University of Kansas Associate Professor Jennifer Raff published "Origin: A Genetic History of the Americas," in which she argued that there are "no neat divisions between physically or genetically 'male' or 'female' individuals."

Raff (pictured) suggested scientists cannot know the gender of a 9,000 year-old biologically female Peruvian hunter because they don't know whether the hunter identified as male or female -- a "duality" concept she says was "imposed by Christian colonizers."

Raff did not respond to a request from The College Fix to comment.

Some archaeologists push back at the effort to de-gender human remains.

San Jose State archaeology Professor Elizabeth Weiss told The Fix that eliminating gender classifications amounts to "ideologically-motivated fudging." Weiss said there is a move among academics "toward getting all of the academy's favored shibboleths to accord with one another."

That sounds like racist transphobia to me, Racist Transphobe.

Ryan Long had a good suggestion for dealing with this: Anyone who says they're transgender or non-binary should be required by law to have their skull imprinted with their nonconforming gender identity, so that they will not be misgendered in the far future.

Long notes that this process may be a bit inconvenient and even painful, requiring, as it does, a section of the skin around the skull to be cut and flapped open.

He notes that people who frequently change their gender will have to either make repeated trips to the hospital to get their skulls re-branded, or just be more decisive about what gender they really are.

Speaking of, Demi Lovato, who was born a woman and remains a woman, has decided that she is no longer a "they," as she claimed to be a year ago for the sake of attention and trendiness and also mental illness.

She says she's now -- get this -- going by the pronouns "she/her." At least for the moment.

So update your records, everyone.

And Demi-- go get you Big Boned skull re-lasered with your new pronouns.

Speaking of Hefty Gals with emotional incontinence: Meghan McCain.

She posted this deleted tweet, of which I only have a partial copy:


Meghan McCain on Twitter

Whatever happens tonight. Here's the tough shit news for the MAGA people. Lake disrespected my deceased Dad, my mother, my brother, me, my...

This woman had reasonable reply:


Jona (John-uh)
@JonaGiammalva

Replying to @MeghanMcCain
You are welcome to live in your anger for the rest of your days. The rest of us are not obligated to be affronted on your behalf.

Meghan McCain seems to believe that the rest of us should join her in the Cult of One she has created around her philandering, homewrecking, bribe-taking, donor-servicing, banking-crisis-enabling traitorous scumbag of a mental case father.

No thanks.

And I don't even like Kari Lake.

But I also recoil from anyone a "Meghan McCain 'Republican'" would support, so there's that.

meghanmccainmeltdown.jpg

Thanks for that to @TheJellicleCats. And thanks to bonhomme for the pointer.

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM




Comments

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1 Because miscarriage and abortion are completely different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)

2 That Tom Nichols article is satire, isn't it?
Somewhere around first.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:10 PM (eGTCV)

3 I'll admit I know nothing about Kari Lake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:10 PM (diceA)

4 Straight dudes going to gay orgies?

I got news for ya...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:10 PM (diceA)

5 suppurating is a good word. Does not come up that often in common usage though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:11 PM (diceA)

6 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:13 PM (k8B25)

7 Why do we talk about car accidents differently than premeditated murder?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:13 PM (trdmm)

8 You know what infuriates me? Well, a lot of things but lately, number one on that list is FUCKING REPUBLICANS WHO KEEP ASKING WHY ALL THIS BAD STUFF HAPPENS BUT NEVER DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT.

I'm all for pointing out hypocrisy, but at some point, someone needs to start Walking Tall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (mE7cY)

9 Well....at least there's no foot fetish pron this time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (XvPQV)

10 FU CNN. Die.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (QY+6a)

11 Why does Megan constantly bring up her Dad? How are we to take her seriously? (Do not answer that.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (diceA)

12 It's just a wee ghey minkey pox blister.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (LeX7m)

13 Women mourn miscarriages.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (i0slg)

14 Why do we talk about having a job differently than chattel slavery?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (trdmm)

15 When the gaslighting stops, does the civil war begin?

Asking for a cisgender friend.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (haWye)

16 >>>suppurating is a good word. Does not come up that often in common usage though.

It's part of my active daily vocabulary, actually

Posted by: Tom Nichols at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (B3oWe)

17


April Gregory
@aprildgregory
Well, now we’ve done it Indiana. The crowd playing D&D in their mom’s basement and not getting laid is “hurt” that we’re trying to protect the babies of those who are.

Gen Con
@Gen_Con
We at Gen Con believe in the right to autonomy over our bodies and the right to choose. Reproductive rights are human rights. Like many of you, we are hurt, angry, and frustrated by recent events, including the recent advancement of SB1 by the Indiana General Assembly.

https://tinyurl.com/ycf9u3fh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

18 I like to keep my peas suppurate from my mashed potatoes.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (jTmQV)

19 Why does Megan constantly bring up her Dad? How are we to take her seriously? (Do not answer that.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (diceA)


There has to have been something wrong with the relationship with her father.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (ZSK0i)

20 >>>I'll admit I know nothing about Kari Lake.

Neither do I, but her nomination serves two purposes. First, it represents a rejection and defiance of the McCain machine in Arizona and second provides a clear choice between a Democrat and a Republican, whereas before it was a Democrat and a RINO voting in lockstep with Democrats.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (HmZuC)

21 I do love the Tom Nichols gay orgy article. Quality cruelty, hidden in plain sight. Like my Ruger P90.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (XvPQV)

22 Ted Cruz, case in point.

Why I do declare, how hurrible it is that these mean Democrats are creating a two tiered justice system that fucks over everyone else.

Why I should talk about that some more after I talk about it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (mE7cY)

23 "My First Gay Orgy"

A Little Golden Showers Book.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 06:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

24 In a miscarriage the mother did not choose to kill her baby....There is a distinction

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

25 Decades ago, a friend pointed out that humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure and have the ability to abstain; other animals have sex because it hurts if they don't (human gentleman notwithstanding) and have no free will.

The fruits of the spirit include self-control, which leads to a much healthier and contented life.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 06:17 PM (REJkJ)

26 Why do we talk about having a job differently than chattel slavery?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (trdmm)


I'm just curious... what do you think chattel slavery is?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)

27 Why has Cindy not offered a position on her ambassadorial staff to daughter Meghan? That might finally get the McLame spawn to focus on something other than showcasing her idiocy to the world.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 06:18 PM (TNyrE)

28 "He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance."

Congress is about to double the size of the IRS, FFS.

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Sinema
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:18 PM (i0slg)

29 > Unsolicited Advice for the Pouty Republicans Who Stiff Reporters

The original title was "Unsolicited Advice for the White Supremacist NAZI Republicans..." It's nice they softened it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:18 PM (eyxn4)

30 Why do we talk about volcanoes differently than atom bombs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 06:19 PM (63Dwl)

31 Straight dudes going to gay orgies?

I got news for ya...
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Search Engine DeOptimization

Posted by: DaveA at August 03, 2022 06:19 PM (FhXTo)

32 Come back to CNN to be looked down on, called names and made to admit Leftists talking points are the way to go.
Fk CNN

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:19 PM (k8B25)

33 I'm just curious... what do you think chattel slavery is?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)



Owning a person as one might own a cow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

34 Wait, the cats are jellicle?

That's not good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)

35 I'm just curious... what do you think chattel slavery is?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)

oh you know, it's like when a man has a wife.

(runs away)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (trdmm)

36 Babylon Bee reports Adam Schiff saw his shadow this morning so we are in line for six more weeks of Jan 6 persecutions.

Posted by: Tony Mengele-Fauci at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (nOv9a)

37 Word from the Street is Tom Nichols' follow up release will be titled, "Why Is There A Lava Flow In My Ass?"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (WHt4f)

38 So they fact checked the meme with Biden running when he hears the ice cream truck music.

Why would they do that? Well because many on the *left* thought it was plausible. A lot of these facts checks happen because (a) things really are that absurd, and (b) the left are a bunch of idiots who will believe anything.
They are afraid to lose the narrative to a meme.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2022 06:21 PM (47lQd)

39 Tom Nichols: Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my dick?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

40 Bathhouses were closed in the eighties? Really? Which one?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:21 PM (5pTK/)

41 Eh, if you have sores "down there" due to monkeypox, just use the tried and tested AoSHQ health remedy:

Slap a hot iron on it.

Works like a charm!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 06:21 PM (K5n5d)

42 Why do we talk about dying from cancer different than from being murdered?

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 06:22 PM (Vt2+G)

43 25 Decades ago, a friend pointed out that humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure and have the ability to abstain; other animals have sex because it hurts if they don't (human gentleman notwithstanding) and have no free will.

The fruits of the spirit include self-control, which leads to a much healthier and contented life.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 06:17 PM (REJkJ)

Dolphins, monkeys and great apes say wut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:22 PM (XvPQV)

44
Topical Mystery Music Lyric Trivia:

put your left leg down/your right leg up/
tilt your head back, let's finish the cup


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:22 PM (xWhqL)

45 For the first time since the beginning of the China virus Congress in the person of Rand Paul held a hearing on gain of function research and the China virus. If we had an actual media the source of the virus would no longer be in doubt. It came from the lab and was created through gain of function research that Fauci helped fund.

https://tinyurl.com/5n96pn9w

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)

46 Vin Scully just passed age 94. He was the best sports announcer ever. Bronx and Fordham boy. He helped start WFUV while in college, which I've listened to for years.

He became the announcer for the Dodgers, and followed them when they moved to LA.

He had many famous baseball calls. The one below is special as it has Bo Jackson -- greatest athlete ever -- leading off in the All Star game hitting a home run. Ronald Reagan, who was also a sports announcer before he became an actor, was sitting in.

https://tinyurl.com/yeyxm97e

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (i0slg)

47 Why do we talk about dying from Covid different than from being murdered?

Wait...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

48 Any MonkeyPox PSA that doesn't begin and end by telling gay men not to stick their d**ks in other men's sh*t holes is propaganda.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (rdG9n)

49 > In a miscarriage the mother did not choose to kill her baby....There is a distinction

Normally this idiotic "argument" goes something like this:

1 - God doesn't want you to kill your baby.

2 - X% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. God is the biggest abortionist of all!

1 - Fuck off.

When you skip the setup and go to the non-sequitur conclusion, it makes even less sense.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (eyxn4)

50 Meghan McCain seems to believe that the rest of us should join her in the Cult of One she has created around her philandering, homewrecking, bribe-taking, donor-servicing, banking-crisis-enabling traitorous scumbag of a mental case father.

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM

Poetry, pure poetry. An amazing apt description of a human canker.
(I do believe you left out 'lying liar who lied' though.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (MxUom)

51 These psychotic retarded commie bastards are the syphilitic monkeypox blisters on the cancerous tumors on the barnacles of western civilization.

Woodchipper is not big enough for all the fucking commie tards, not even a tub grinder. We need an active volcano.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (h2V1y)

52 #1 cause of death in Alberta, 2021: "cause unknown"
according to Mark Stein.

Whatever could it be?

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (DB16e)

53 Topical Mystery Music Lyric Trivia:

put your left leg down/your right leg up/
tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:22 PM (xWhqL)

Sounds like Beastie Boys

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (XvPQV)

54 I had two miscarriages. It was devastating. I cried for months. I chided myself for having done "something" wrong to cause my babies to die. One was at 14 weeks.

I just can't.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (qtzft)

55 zombie General Pinochet 2024!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (nOv9a)

56
hint #2 for Mystery Lyrics:

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker, grabbed the spanish fly

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (xWhqL)

57 Owning a person as one might own a cow.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)


Bingo.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (ZSK0i)

58 I hereby move that pronoun imprints of skulls be done by tire irons. Do i have a second?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (Xllcm)

59 Argue with a dipshit, get dipshit arguments.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (mE7cY)

60 suppurating is a good word. Does not come up that often in common usage though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

San Francisco

That suppurating City by the Bay

Posted by: Miklos makes minor contribution at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (CUoeH)

61 I just can't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (qtzft)

My Daughter -in law had a miscarriage . It was heartbreaking

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (bs+z0)

62 Pro tip: If you are attending queer orgies, you are a queer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (QSjkU)

63 56
hint #2 for Mystery Lyrics:

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker, grabbed the spanish fly

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (xWhqL)

Yeah, that's Brass Monkey

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (XvPQV)

64
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

65 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (T4tVD)

66 Why do we consider getting struck by lightning different than being raped and stabbed to death?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (dscaa)

67 Kari Lake kind of looks like Jessica Walter.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (s/Cdr)

68 Beastie Boys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (mE7cY)

69
Sounds like Beastie Boys
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Damn, yo!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (xWhqL)

70 With his preternatural combination of speed, strength and agility, I thought Bo Jackson could have been the best decathlete of all time. (Suck it, Bruce Jenner!)

I dug into this and discovered that he tried it once as a high school senior and broke 8,000 on the 10,000 point scale. Which is outstanding, but not enough for Olympic gold. I later learned that having already won after nine events, he skipped the last event, the 1500 meter run, because Bo hated to run distance. Had he turned in even a mediocre run he would have broken the world record, unsanctioned.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (i0slg)

71 40 Bathhouses were closed in the eighties? Really? Which one?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:21 PM (5pTK/)

The ones that weren't covers for sex

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (ynpvh)

72 In Heaven I have 5 siblings that I will get to meet. My mother had 5 miscarriages between my brother and myself.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (nYNrQ)

73 Guy Benson was on twitter today boohoohooing about Meijer losing to the crazy MAGA candidate because republican voters were stoopid. Friggin' cuck.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (trdmm)

74
Why has Cindy not offered a position on her ambassadorial staff to daughter Meghan?


She got her out of the house ... why on earth would she bring her back inside?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

75 I saw an article regrettably the other day "Keep my disability out of your anti-abortion arguments".

Then the disabled wench (who works for the ACLU) hides behind her disability for her *entire* pro-abortion screed, as if she's the only disabled person on the planet.

Incredible but I guess emotionally compelling for some very stupid people (known to Democrats as - The Base) .

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (dscaa)

76 I've often wondered what gender the "flaming skull" identifies as.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

77 Holy Cow Ace! Contenty!!

Thanks

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (LsEU/)

78
Yeah, that's Brass Monkey
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



That Funky Monkey....

pox!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (xWhqL)

79 so, Fox just said there is 160K to 170K votes still out in Maricopa county

which is odd cuz the the state says 85% has been counte and that 85% adds up a little less than 400K

so the remaining 15% should be a little over 70K votes

which means Robson would have to win 59% of the remaining votes in Maricopa and that's not counting the extra votes that Lake will get in the other counties

so far, Robson has taken 46% of the vote in Maricopa

so she would have to up her edge in the remaining vote by 28%

just call the fucker, it's over

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (us2H3)

80 > Bathhouses were closed in the eighties? Really? Which one?

I have no idea if there are any actual bathhouses in my area, but I'm convinced the old, perpetually naked dudes in the men's changing area of any large gym are trolling for dong.

Yes, it's a place for you to be naked while changing or showering. No, you don't have to rush or hide your body. Yes, it's really REALLY gay to sit around naked around other naked men for tens of minutes or even hours without making any effort to shower or change or anything like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (eyxn4)

81 My Daughter -in law had a miscarriage . It was heartbreaking
Posted by: It's me donna

The loss of a child, no matter when, is the absolute worst.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (LsEU/)

82 GOP IN Rep Jackie Walorski killed in head on crash in Elkhart, IN. Car traveled left of center and crashed into the SUV in which Walorski was riding. Elkhart County Sheriff's Office says Zachery Potts and Emma Thomson, who was her press secretary were also killed.

--

I didn't know anything about her, but this is tragic. She is 5 days younger than me. She would've turned 59 in just a couple weeks.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (sVtYq)

83 Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (i0slg)
===============
Good one!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (nOv9a)

84 Well CNN pretending to be anything resembling a news outfit when dealing with the likes of the useless McCarthy and McConnell is surely great news!

Or, actually, less than nothing. From any angle.

A brutal grilling of both by a knowledgeable reporter talking about actual issues - the ones the GOP ignores or pretends to think correctly about - could be entertaining, if of no consequence.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (OTzUX)

85 Poor Meggie Big Macs is facing reality that no one gives a crap about her and her family, and her crappy daddy who sucked as a pilot, was a traitor, and generally a POS human being.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (NJXJJ)

86 Brass Monkey
https://youtu.be/acY2VSskD80

License to Ill, baby

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (XvPQV)

87 Mmmmm. Megan McCain.

I always wanted to bang the Pillsbury Doughgirl with the IQ and texture of damp cookie dough.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (QY+6a)

88 just call the fucker, it's over
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (us2H3

Fox doesn't want it to be over. It's only over when the liberal wins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (mE7cY)

89 64
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

can we have Colonel Sanders over for dinner, at least?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (trdmm)

90 other animals have sex because it hurts if they don't (human gentleman notwithstanding) and have no free will.
___________________

I don't know if that belief about free will is universally held. They used put animals on trial if I'm not mistaken.

And I'm pretty damn sure every cat I've had, and most of the dogs, had free will.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (es0Dj)

91 I noticed on a Credit Karma commercial that what was ostensibly a female kept being referred to as "they/their". When I first saw the commercial and the pronouns that were used, I was a bit confused because there was only one actress in the final scene. Then I figured it out. #wastf

Posted by: Old Blue at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (VNmG1)

92 Miscarriages do affect women seriously. I too have witnessed this.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (QSjkU)

93 The reporters insisted, without evidence, that Republican lawmakers need reporters.

BUT it's not like reporters actually need Republican lawmakers ... since they can keep just publishing the press releases from the DNC and left-wing advocacy groups all the same with or without an actual comment from a Republican.

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (IK4m/)

94 Buy rights the Jan 6 Kangaroo Court has to keep pressing on so as not to end up where their prisoners are, for a Coup d'etat b

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (k8B25)

95 There's a whiskey called 'Monkey Shoulder'...I always think of the Beasties when I see it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:29 PM (XvPQV)

96
What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:29 PM (xWhqL)

97 64
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

I'll send LT Vindman. He was also known as Major Woody previously...

Posted by: General Mark Milley at August 03, 2022 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

98 C,mon man the expert guy didn't right that article did he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:29 PM (eGTCV)

99 In Heaven I have 5 siblings that I will get to meet. My mother had 5 miscarriages between my brother and myself.
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh Sweetie - your poor Mother.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:29 PM (LsEU/)

100 There's a volcanic eruption in Iceland and a lot of people are enjoying watching it. If a lava course threatens your home, just put a Band-Aid over it.

---------

Can you imagine the greenhouse gas emissions that will result? Why haven't governments banned volcanoes, if not the sun, yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (aOYp5)

101 Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)
==============
Fauci should be tried at the Hague for Crimes Against Humanity

and beagles. and orphans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (nOv9a)

102 I didn't know anything about her, but this is tragic. She is 5 days younger than me. She would've turned 59 in just a couple weeks.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (sVtYq)

I think a crash like that is close to everyone's worst nightmare; someone comes across the center line and hits you head on. No way to see it coming, no way to avoid it, everything happens way too fast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (trdmm)

103 You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment

Posted by: G'rump928(c)


*GLARE*

Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (CUoeH)

104 The main distinction between abortion and miscarriage is who is playing the role of GOD.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (47lQd)

105
So they fact checked the meme with Biden running when he hears the ice cream truck music.

Why would they do that?


Because everybody knows Joe can't run.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

106 Yes, it's a place for you to be naked while changing or showering. No, you don't have to rush or hide your body. Yes, it's really REALLY gay to sit around naked around other naked men for tens of minutes or even hours without making any effort to shower or change or anything like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (eyxn4


This. Those dudes properly creep me out.

Behold, my gray balls. I shall swing them to and fro. Let me put my leg up on this bench to discuss that new zoning hearing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:30 PM (mE7cY)

107
Here we coom
Walking down Folsom Street
Getting the funniest looks from everyone we meet
Hey hey, we're the monkeypox

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (xWhqL)

108 Women mourn miscarriages.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:14 PM (i0slg)

I have some friends who were conservative but pro-choice, we had some discussions about it and disagreed. They had a miscarriage with their first child and when we spoke after that told me that they had changed their mind on the subject and agreed with me. They later had two daughters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

109 I'm not illiterate. I know the difference between right that and write that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (eGTCV)

110 Brandon said "this MAGA crowd is the most extreme group in the history of our country"

yet Mitch goes out of his way to say he likes Joe

I really hate the Turtle

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (us2H3)

111 I have no idea if there are any actual bathhouses in my area, but I'm convinced the old, perpetually naked dudes in the men's changing area of any large gym are trolling for dong.

Yes, it's a place for you to be naked while changing or showering. No, you don't have to rush or hide your body. Yes, it's really REALLY gay to sit around naked around other naked men for tens of minutes or even hours without making any effort to shower or change or anything like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:27 PM (eyxn4)

There's Tubs in Seattle, common for hookers of both sex to work there.

There's a few other bathhouses or 'Spas' around too. A few aren't sexual but mostly occupied by old Turks and Eastern European dudes. There's also some women-only spas and 'Spas' around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (XvPQV)

112 66 Why do we consider getting struck by lightning different than being raped and stabbed to death?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (dscaa)

Nature's Force Majeure vs Human Nature
Hey, I had and ancestor killed by lighting while riding a horse!

Posted by: General Mark Milley at August 03, 2022 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

113 Because miscarriage and abortion are completely different.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)


Not so sure, they both are the tragic ending of human life, and something we look upon in horror and reflect on with the deepest grief.
If one death can be prevented it must be. It is the only moral thing to do.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:32 PM (xhaym)

114 76 I've often wondered what gender the "flaming skull" identifies as.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

Hot, baby, hot.

Posted by: General Mark Milley at August 03, 2022 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

115 Shock the Monkey
https://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo

Peter Gabriel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:33 PM (XvPQV)

116 Off, traitorous sock!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

117 If one death can be prevented it must be. It is the only moral thing to do.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:32 PM (xhaym)

unless its Hillary's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:33 PM (trdmm)

118 yet Mitch goes out of his way to say he likes Joe

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (us2H3)

He does.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:33 PM (dscaa)

119 Not sure about the "traitorous" part ace, unless used in its typical fashion around here, which has nothing to do with treason, but at least you got the mental case part in there.

Remember, his nickname among many staff at one time was "Psycho" - he clearly was kind of weird and scary. And, he was pretty stupid. Or at least not very smart. And his daughter, who seems about as dumb as he was, and is hideously ugly and obese, I'm only aware of via abuse she gets here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 06:33 PM (OTzUX)

120 My wife had two miscarriages and an ectopic pregnancy that nearly killed her. What a woman she is.

This whole pregnancy thing is tougher than tough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 06:34 PM (nOv9a)

121 Gender activists are pressuring anthropologists to stop identifying human remains as male or female, because you shouldn't use biological markers to presume what gender people identified themselves as 500 or 1000 or 10,000 years ago.

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Out: Homosapiens.
In: Homotransients.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 06:34 PM (aOYp5)

122 > I'll send LT Vindman. He was also known as Major Woody previously...

Scuttlebutt is Vindman was well known as a food thief during Ranger school. For those who don't know, everyone in Ranger school loses a good amount of weight due to how rigorous it is. Everyone is intentionally given less food than their body needs to maintain weight. This is one part of what makes the school difficult. Stealing other guys' food during this process is a BIG DEAL and a major red flag regarding one's character.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

123 "so far, Robson has taken 46% of the vote in Maricopa -- so she would have to up her edge in the remaining vote by 28% --just call the fucker, it's over"

yeah, unless they have several Buicks arriving with lost boxes of ballots. It was almost that brazen in 2020, but doubtful this time. Still ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 06:34 PM (Cus5s)

124 Tonypete, I owe my being that they never gave up.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (nYNrQ)

125 Punish the Monkey
https://youtu.be/UAQMAKy_wXM

Mark Knopfler

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (XvPQV)

126 I encourage those using the miscarriage argument to consider these distinctions:

A. Human being dies of natural causes (inside or outside the womb)

B. Human being is deliberately killed by a 3rd party (inside or outside the womb)

Miscarriages would be in category A and abortions are in category B. I think most people can see that they are significantly different.

In other words, grandma dying of natural causes is a "little" different than someone bludgeoning her to death.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (MTm8X)

127
What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


My Boy Monkeypox

https://youtu.be/HKP7nDaj-Wo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (63Dwl)

128
The one below is special as it has Bo Jackson -- greatest athlete ever -- leading off in the All Star game hitting a home run. Ronald Reagan, who was also a sports announcer before he became an actor, was sitting in.

https://tinyurl.com/yeyxm97e

Posted by: Ignoramus


Very nice! Three people worthy of admiration in one clip!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (pNxlR)

129 "It came from the lab and was created through gain of function research that Fauci helped fund."

The Chi-Coms want to run the world, and we're in the way. Do you doubt they'd kill 100 million of us if they thougth they could get away with it?

I fear they'll bio-engineer a killer virus to target round-eyes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (i0slg)

130 110 Brandon said "this MAGA crowd is the most extreme group in the history of our country"

yet Mitch goes out of his way to say he likes Joe

I really hate the Turtle

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:31 PM (us2H3)

This one made me laugh:
https://is.gd/bQJb8Q

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

131 I have 2 uncles who died in child birth, 1 before the other shortly after

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (k8B25)

132 Are the denizens of the left as stupid as they seem.?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (eGTCV)

133 Very on brand:
Monkey by George Michael
https://youtu.be/CHb2XYeXcJI

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (XvPQV)

134 Scuttlebutt is Vindman was well known as a food thief during Ranger school. "

I'll bet he was a butt pirate and a turd burglar, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (trdmm)

135 "Gender activists are . . . "

You misspelled 'deranged lunatics'.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (LsEU/)

136 I'll send LT Vindman. He was also known as Major Woody previously...

Scuttlebutt is Vindman was well known as a food thief during Ranger school. For those who don't know, everyone in Ranger school loses a good amount of weight due to how rigorous it is. Everyone is intentionally given less food than their body needs to maintain weight. This is one part of what makes the school difficult. Stealing other guys' food during this process is a BIG DEAL and a major red flag regarding one's character.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

Whaaaat??? Iron Guts Lindemann hasn't been leading from the front line in the Ukraine all these months?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

137 Why I should talk about that some more after I talk about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (mE7cY)


I am afraid his only other option to is assault other Senators in the Well.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:36 PM (xhaym)

138 Leave my Monkey Alone
https://youtu.be/-dWmAeGH15Y

Warren Zevon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:36 PM (XvPQV)

139 "Why do we talk about being murdered differently than dying of natural causes?"

"Why do we talk about getting rain on differently than getting pissed on?"

"Why do we talk about the power going out in a thunderstorm differently than turning out the lights?"

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 03, 2022 06:36 PM (IK4m/)

140 it's over
Posted by: REDACTED

I really like your conclusion!

The rest of your post looks suspiciously like math.
N.B. I like your math; but, I was chided for math in the last thread.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 06:36 PM (MxUom)

141 when it's possible to chose between having a miscarriage and not having a miscarriage, it might be possible to have a discussion about abortion versus miscarriage.

Until then, STFU.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (5pTK/)

142 >>>A TV station is running ads to hire "diverse" actors to "interact" with TV reporters, to create a fictionalized diversity in their reportage without having to travel too far, or visit bad neighborhoods, to find it.

I'd like to "interact" with these two, one of whom is a doppelganger for someone I know. I'd "interact" the stuffing out of them.

https://youtu.be/J4AaG1FRWaM

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (U3uv2)

143 If your straight your not going to a ghey orgy to spread Buttpox

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (k8B25)

144 Long notes that this process may be a bit inconvenient and even painful, requiring, as it does, a section of the skin around the skull to be cut and flapped open.

--------

I can see a market here for imprinted branding tire irons ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (aOYp5)

145 Me and my Monkey
https://youtu.be/bc-MkFxVsgA

By one of personal faves, Robbie Williams

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (XvPQV)

146 >>>What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?


Skid Row - Monkey Business
https://youtu.be/2pkpsxEyi-k

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

147 Those articles from The Atlantic: If Ace hadn't pointed out which one was real and which one wasn't, I would have assumed both were real. Satire and reality are crossing streams so often these days. It's why The Babylon Bee guys had to create Not The Bee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

148
Ace, you now have plenty of content for monkey-themed Cafe.

I still very much hate fucking monkeys, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:38 PM (xWhqL)

149 Grease Paint and Monkey Brains
https://youtu.be/Ath74ZBPofQ

White Zombie...love it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:38 PM (XvPQV)

150 Gender activists are pressuring anthropologists to stop identifying human remains as male or female, because you shouldn't use biological markers to presume what gender people identified themselves as 500 or 1000 or 10,000 years ago.

--

The only response should be, "no, we will not join in your deluded fantasy world, you stark raving idiots."

But with the way things are going, I'm sure anthropologists will happily oblige this mental illness.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2022 06:38 PM (sVtYq)

151 131 I have 2 uncles who died in child birth, 1 before the other shortly after

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (k8B25)

I misunderstood that at first, e.g. I had a ancestor die giving birth, which most uncles are in no danger of doing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

152 By the way, I think there's a chance Hobbs will refrain from pulling anything underhanded.

Hobbs is running for governor, and, unlike CA and NY, doing shady crap in the primary will be held against her in the general.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (5pTK/)

153 Why do we talk about rape and consensual sex differently?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (FVME7)

154 Those articles from The Atlantic: If Ace hadn't pointed out which one was real and which one wasn't, I would have assumed both were real. Satire and reality are crossing streams so often these days. It's why The Babylon Bee guys had to create Not The Bee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

Ace might be mistaken....

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

155 And, of course, Everyone has the Monkey
https://youtu.be/JptTb0QL0pY

David Lee Roth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (XvPQV)

156 142 >>>A TV station is running ads to hire "diverse" actors to "interact" with TV reporters, to create a fictionalized diversity in their reportage without having to travel too far, or visit bad neighborhoods, to find it.

I'd like to "interact" with these two, one of whom is a doppelganger for someone I know. I'd "interact" the stuffing out of them.

https://youtu.be/J4AaG1FRWaM
Posted by: Comrade flounder


Why do they want non-union actors? They aren't sufficiently woke.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (M4uPp)

157 tweeted Canadian Master's degree candidate Emma Palladino...

*******

Let me stop you right there, Ace...say no more. Four (maybe five) "Whoa Nellies" in that one phrase.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (kXYt5)

158 First gay orgy???

I would fuck hellen thomas in the pit of an outhouse before going gay. Hell, I would fuck pelosi on a fire ant hill before going gay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (VwHCD)

159 Danger Danger - Monkey Business
https://youtu.be/UblcfUJshaE

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (xPl2J)

160 “emotional incontinence”

Do I have to give attribution?

Posted by: 7man at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (qwO6y)

161 DOJ doesn't play politics?

LoL

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (k8B25)

162 Grease Paint and Monkey Brains
https://youtu.be/Ath74ZBPofQ

White Zombie...love it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 06:38 PM (XvPQV)

White Zombie as a band was far and away better than Rob Zombie and His Electric Ego.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (xPJvm)

163 158 First gay orgy???

I would fuck hellen thomas in the pit of an outhouse before going gay. Hell, I would fuck pelosi on a fire ant hill before going gay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (VwHCD)

She could wrap her tits around you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

164 151 131 I have 2 uncles who died in child birth, 1 before the other shortly after

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (k8B25)

I misunderstood that at first, e.g. I had a ancestor die giving birth, which most uncles are in no danger of doing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

Men can give birth too!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (b2nrj)

165 so, basically, another day ending in "y" ?

gotcha.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (gNK8s)

166 blake, Bless you. Miscarriage is never a choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (nYNrQ)

167
>>>A TV station is running ads to hire "diverse" actors to "interact" with TV reporters, to create a fictionalized diversity in their reportage without having to travel too far, or visit bad neighborhoods, to find it.

This is like the Soviets in the 1950's trying to produce the Truman Show.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (xWhqL)

168 161 DOJ doesn't play politics?

LoL

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (k8B25)

To quote Judge Dread, the DOJ believes they ARE the law...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

169 My Mom was a labor and delivery nurse for 40 years.

She always said it was the happiest place on earth. Except for those rare occasions where it became the saddest place on earth.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (LsEU/)

170 I hereby move that pronoun imprints of skulls be done by tire irons. Do i have a second?
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 03, 2022 06:25 PM (Xllcm)


I would suggest using a log marking hammer. You can change out the numbers and letters, and they make a decent mark that can be seen, even after the logs soak in the pond waiting to be graded.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (xhaym)

171 146 >>>What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

Skid Row - Monkey Business
https://youtu.be/2pkpsxEyi-k
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

Monster in my Pants - Fred Schneider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)

172 "Gender activists are . . . "

You misspelled 'deranged lunatics'.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (LsEU/)

"...there's no chance this craziness will get into the STEM fields, let it stay in Wymyns Studies"

everybody but us 10 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

173 148
Ace, you now have plenty of content for monkey-themed Cafe.

I still very much hate fucking monkeys, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:38 PM (xWhqL)

Nobody is making you fuck those monkeys, you know.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (QSjkU)

174 As I alluded to on an earlier thread, Michelle Malkin is a smokeshow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (atmen)

175 Since that person wants to talk about miscarriage and murder as the same, since there is no law-enforcement involved in a miscarriage, can I beat the fuck out of him with a baseball bat?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:41 PM (M4uPp)

176 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

177 CNN President Chris Licht's message to Republican lawmakers: We're sorry. Please, come back.


LOLGF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

178 164 151 131 I have 2 uncles who died in child birth, 1 before the other shortly after

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (k8B25)

I misunderstood that at first, e.g. I had a ancestor die giving birth, which most uncles are in no danger of doing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

Men can give birth too!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (b2nrj)

Or being throttling to death by their wife whilst the wife gives birth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

179
I think a crash like that is close to everyone's worst nightmare; someone comes across the center line and hits you head on. No way to see it coming, no way to avoid it, everything happens way too fast.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I have a former co-worker who lost his 20-something son that way as he was returning home after having worked in Yellowstone NP for a summer. A huge and tragical loss.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (pNxlR)

180
The phrase "monkey on my back" is a reference to addiction, yes?

Today, it means a homo...on your back..anally penetrating you.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (xWhqL)

181 We were blessed with two amazing daughters, but my wife also had five miscarriages. I don't recommend telling her that they are similar in any way to abortion. She would eviscerate you.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (MTm8X)

182
First gay orgy

Is that a modern children's book?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

183 @Ben, I can stand a lot of stupid, but, some stuff is just beyond the pale. And, I'm sure the article is considered a "deep thought" article.

Never mind the premise is completely grotesque.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (5pTK/)

184 Mollie
@MZHemingway
1h
Kamala Harris's Pronoun Charade Is About A Lot More Than Bad Manners -- The goal is to portray the behavior as normal so more will do the same until there's a cascade of public acceptance.

https://tinyurl.com/4rwjk9xy

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (NpAcC)

185 Ben Had I'm so happy you made it.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)

186 I would suggest using a log marking hammer. You can change out the numbers and letters, and they make a decent mark that can be seen, even after the logs soak in the pond waiting to be graded.
Posted by: Kindltot


Intriguing. Do you perchance have a newsletter one might subscribe to?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (M4uPp)

187 177 CNN President Chris Licht's message to Republican lawmakers: We're sorry. Please, come back.

LOLGF.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

CNN probably has raging Monkeypox pandemics at their offices...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

188 Bwahahahaha!
Hey CNN. If you just reported honestly you might not have to crawl before Congress begging "Please sirs, can we have some more."
This issue is, in spite of your promises to do better, you are physically incapable of doing so. Your company is a generation of liberals hiring liberals. You honestly cannot even think like a conservative. Consequently you cannot even relate.
So just die off.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (anj39)

189 First gay orgy

Is that a modern children's book?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Hop on Pop".

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (LsEU/)

190 Pretty funny. Allie Beth Stuckey suggests alternatives to the word groomer.

- Pronoun Predators
- Rainbow Recruiters
-People Eager to Remove Virtue (PERV)
-Adults After Adolescent Affirmation (A4)

https://bit.ly/3oTbeII

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (FVME7)

191 Well, I'll be an Uncle's monkey!

Posted by: Georgy orgy at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

192 Straight men can stop monkeypox by not sticking their tallywacker in another man's butthole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Aldo Nova - Monkey On Your Back
https://youtu.be/qs6iMer68co

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (xPl2J)

194 189 First gay orgy

Is that a modern children's book?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Hop on Pop".

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:44 PM (LsEU/)

It's that Joe's autobiography?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

195 That's a lot of shit in Quick Hits.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

196 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

maybe a little bit around the edges

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (us2H3)

197
No shit, Mollie.

And as I said a long time ago: Twitter's chief purpose is to be a False Preference Cascade Generator.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (xWhqL)

198 rickb223, your gonna have to be second behind me, OK?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (nYNrQ)

199 94 Buy rights the Jan 6 Kangaroo Court has to keep pressing on so as not to end up where their prisoners are, for a Coup d'etat b

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (k8B25)


The J6 scoundrels and liars have at least two and a half years of impenetrable legal fighter cover. In the form of a Democrat Attorney General. Next year the Republicans will hold House hearings to try to expose the entrapment op run by the Deep State and Pelosi and Schiff. A huge problem they'll have is Garland and the DC Federal District Court refusing to do anything with Contempt of Congress criminal referrals for uncooperative witnesses and refusals to provide subpoenaed documents. (types/deletes)

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (AMIL/)

200 192 Straight men can stop monkeypox by not sticking their tallywacker in another man's butthole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

And yet Monkeypox persists. It's a mystery.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

201
Or being throttling to death by their wife whilst the wife gives birth...
Posted by: jim

My take as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 06:46 PM (MxUom)

202 >>>What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?


https://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo

Peter Gabriel -Shock the Monkey

Ok, probably not the best pick but great song!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 06:46 PM (sAmhv)

203 Men can give birth too!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 06:40 PM (b2nrj)

Good lord. Look at what idiots we men can be about sports that we like, or what we do to cooking tasty meals, or pretty much anything else.

We'd be making competitions about just about everything the babies do. Best to keep us toned down for the first 5 years or so and at arms length.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

204 "Not sure about the "traitorous" part ace, unless used in its typical fashion around here, which has nothing to do with treason" rhomboid

I think back to the Kavanaugh hearings and the Graham exchange, where he mentioned we are on a war footing, so it might be appropriate to try some people is a military tribunal. I can't recall if the word treason came up ... But, "War Footing" ... we are at war. So selling secrets or compromising when attacked with bio-weapons ... conspiring with foreign nations to attack a duly elected president ... Seems like "treason" could be a legally correct term in many cases.

or sedition, conspiracy, whatever is fine with me, but instead the junta carries on.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 06:46 PM (Cus5s)

205
Senator Scott Wiener
@Scott_Wiener
Awesome @SFAIDSFound guidance on monkeypox & fun. We can continue to have fun while reducing risk.

Closing bathhouses in 1980s didn't reduce HIV. It was an epic blunder & pushed people into the shadows.

Let's not make that same knee-jerk mistake with MPX



That worked out so well with Nanci's "Hug a Chinaman" day in San Fransicko, didn't it genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:47 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Meghan McCain just isn't fuckable enough to listen to her constant emoting about dead daddy. And even if she were, I'm not fucking her, so her constant crying is of zero interest to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 06:47 PM (GTuKx)

207 192 Straight men can stop monkeypox by not sticking their tallywacker in another man's butthole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

tough

but OK

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 06:47 PM (us2H3)

208 > "The 'bioarchaeology of the individual' is what we aim for, factoring in absolutely everything we discover about a person into a nuanced and open-ended biography of their life."

Heh. Unless we find some sort of written record, all archaeologists usually know about a person is what they ate, their general age, whether they had any major injuries or deformities, what tools they had on or near them, and possibly something about their medical history.

That's it. That's the "nuanced" information archaeologists know about someone they find in a bog, pit, grave, glacier, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:48 PM (eyxn4)

209 CNN President Chris Licht's message to Republican lawmakers: We're sorry. Please, come back.

-
This is the make up /honeymoon phase of the cycle of domestic violence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 06:48 PM (FVME7)

210 And the band played on.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at August 03, 2022 06:48 PM (DgyCd)

211 DOJ doesn't play politics?

LoL
Posted by: Skip

And Crime doesn't pay !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:48 PM (T4tVD)

212 Pretty funny. Allie Beth Stuckey suggests alternatives to the word groomer.

- Pronoun Predators
- Rainbow Recruiters
-People Eager to Remove Virtue (PERV)
-Adults After Adolescent Affirmation (A4)

https://bit.ly/3oTbeII
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Butthole burglars, cornhole commandos, rump rangers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (M4uPp)

213
Aldo Nova - Monkey On Your Back
https://youtu.be/qs6iMer68co
Posted by: Mark1971


Wow, that's so 80's

They're like a rock version of Journey.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (xWhqL)

214 CNN is like that roadside rest stop when you go to use the shitter and the last occupant left Meghan all over the place and didn't bother to flush the McCain.

Run Away! Run Away!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

215
lol, I cued it up to the best part:

https://youtu.be/qs6iMer68co?t=234

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (xWhqL)

216 208 > "The 'bioarchaeology of the individual' is what we aim for, factoring in absolutely everything we discover about a person into a nuanced and open-ended biography of their life."

Heh. Unless we find some sort of written record, all archaeologists usually know about a person is what they ate, their general age, whether they had any major injuries or deformities, what tools they had on or near them, and possibly something about their medical history.

That's it. That's the "nuanced" information archaeologists know about someone they find in a bog, pit, grave, glacier, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:48 PM (eyxn4)
In the future:
Arch. #1: "This guy has a rope around his neck!"
Arch. #2: "Probably died of autoerotic stimulation."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

217 206 Meghan McCain just isn't fuckable enough to listen to her constant emoting about dead daddy. And even if she were, I'm not fucking her, so her constant crying is of zero interest to me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 06:47 PM (GTuKx)

I'd like to nail her tail

Posted by: Moby at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (us2H3)

218 @26 I'm just curious... what do you think chattel slavery is?

----

Is that when you're stuck in a conversation with someone, and you really want to just leave because you're tired of listening to them talk, but you can't because it's someone that you can't afford to upset, so you're stuck there while they keep chatting and chatting and chatting?

Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (JcWDp)

219 Crapspackle!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (ZSK0i)

220 Meghan McCain would be very pretty save for being a disgusting lardass. And that is indicative of unresolved emotional problems she harbors. She needs to see a professional councilor.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (QSjkU)

221
Where's Eris? She'd love that monkey video!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (xWhqL)

222 There aren't enough helicopters, there aren't enough seas.


Too many freaks. Not enough circus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Good thing we don't have any pouty commenters here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

224 Now children, this is where the man in the yellow hat got the pox from Curious George.

Posted by: President Cock Curious at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (WHt4f)

225 Seems Democrats care more about protecting what gays do than them as people.

There's probably a lesson there. Who do we know that would care more about preserving the sin than the sinner? I wonder....

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

226 Can you catch monkeypox from a CNN toilet seat?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (eGTCV)

227 I pulled the last train to Clarkson.

Posted by: The Monkey's Pox at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (oTZbj)

228 I have had more chance than most to experience the creation of life. Breeding horses for a living has given me the joy of palpating a mare at 21 days, holding that life in my hand and 300+days later going to a birthday.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (nYNrQ)

229 It just gets dumber every day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (n/9WP)

230 >>>What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

https://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo

Peter Gabriel -Shock the Monkey

Ok, probably not the best pick but great song!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 06:46 PM (sAmhv)

Detachable Penis

https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (U3uv2)

231 217 206 Meghan McCain just isn't fuckable enough to listen to her constant emoting about dead daddy. And even if she were, I'm not fucking her, so her constant crying is of zero interest to me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 06:47 PM (GTuKx)

I'd like to nail her tail

Posted by: Moby at August 03, 2022 06:49 PM (us2H3)

If you do, make sure the use the proper orifice; that'll shut her up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

232 My wife's mother had a miscarriage. The baby was named and buried in the family plot.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (nnp+f)

233 Walorski was my rep. We voted her in to replace dipshit Donnely. Jackie was 'conservative' enough. Her turf covered Granger (just north of South Bend) so she had to deal with Notre Dame wine Moms constituents, which she tossed some entitlements to. I would.swear that when the Trump 'grab 'em by the pussy' debacle first errupted, that i saw a post by her lambasting Trump for it. To which i actually called her office and her secretary insisted she has never faltered in support of Trump. She was obnoxiously silent about j-6 gulag prisoners, sadly.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 03, 2022 06:52 PM (3Or4S)

234 Seems Democrats care more about protecting what gays do than them as people.

There's probably a lesson there. Who do we know that would care more about preserving the sin than the sinner? I wonder....
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

Leaving out moral questions, it just shows their socialism. It is easy to commit atrocities when working 'for the greater good' of the group and dismiss the very real deaths and disease of unimportant individual people.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

235 226 Can you catch monkeypox from a CNN toilet seat?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (eGTCV)

Is this about me again?

Posted by: Larry Craig at August 03, 2022 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

236 "Scuttlebutt is Vindman was well known as a food thief during Ranger school"

Despicable (in obligatory Daffy Duck voice), exactly as you might expect.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (gNK8s)

237 Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Sinema
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:18 PM

Mr. Ignoramus, are you trying to seduce my vote?

Posted by: Mrs. Sinema at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (RkC6l)

238 @199 A huge problem they'll have is Garland and the DC Federal District Court refusing to do anything with Contempt of Congress criminal referrals for uncooperative witnesses and refusals to provide subpoenaed documents. (types/deletes)

----

They can always withhold DoJ funding until Garland cooperates with the committee.

But they won't.

Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (JcWDp)

239 Now children, this is where the man in the yellow hat got the pox from Curious George.

I hate that miserable bastid Curious George. He was a little shit, always doing exactly the opposite of what he was supposed to do and then, when TSHTF, as it always did, the Man in the Yellow Hat bailed his little monkey ass out without repercussions.

A terrible example for children.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (LsEU/)

240 Has Lindsey Graham, Gowdy, McCarthy, Luntz, and Bongino heard CNN is looking for guests?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (m7R0k)

241 My wife's mother had a miscarriage. The baby was named and buried in the family plot.
Posted by: Regular joe

Go to an old cemetery it was very common to name babies who didn't make it to term.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 06:54 PM (MxUom)

242 "Now class, if you will note on the underside of the pubic symphysis, there are subtle longitudinal striations, a common sign of the ancient practice of penile tucking, a ritualistic activity in which ancient peoples secured the phallus to the perineum using a mixture of ox dung and beeswax. This proves conclusively that this specimen is a woman."

/Misanthropology Professor Seamus Muldoon, PhD.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 06:54 PM (kXYt5)

243 237 Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Sinema
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:18 PM

Mr. Ignoramus, are you trying to seduce my vote?

Posted by: Mrs. Sinema at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (RkC6l)

Hey, he's wants to date ME!

Posted by: AOC at August 03, 2022 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

244 222 There aren't enough helicopters, there aren't enough seas.


Too many freaks. Not enough circus.
Posted by: Sponge


Y'all do know, that a C-130, will hold a whole lot of people. And with the ramp down, and a sudden climb to 50,000 feet from 20,000 feet, a whole lot of people will tumble out the back.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:55 PM (M4uPp)

245 What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

Thompson Twins, Lies https://youtu.be/yUUZ38vaxFI?t=3

on Invidious because of ads

https://tinyurl.com/bddazadp

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:55 PM (xhaym)

246 The miscarriage/abortion difference got me thinking about Darkness at Noon, and how these people actually look at it:

"Every year several million people are killed quite pointlessly by epidemics and other natural catastrophes. And we should shrink from sacrificing a few hundred thousand for the most promising experiment in history? Not to mention the legions who die of undernourishment and in coal and quicksilver mines. No one takes any notice of them. Yes, we liquidated the parasitic part of the peasantry and let it die of starvation. But in the good old days before the Revolution just as many died in any dry year - only senselessly and pointlessly."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2022 06:55 PM (es0Dj)

247 J Geils had Monkey Island.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 03, 2022 06:55 PM (pDyjb)

248 Gender activists are pressuring anthropologists to stop identifying human remains as male or female, because you shouldn't use biological markers to presume what gender people identified themselves as 500 or 1000 or 10,000 years ago.

Biology deniers!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (cupoy)

249 I still very much hate fucking monkeys, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:38 PM


In an earlier age, you could have said "A pox upon them!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

250 Northeastern and Boston College host a debate tournament, whitey not allowed.

https://bit.ly/3QfQ7Mb

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (eyxn4)

251 242
/Misanthropology Professor Seamus Muldoon, PhD.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 06:54 PM (kXYt5)

I thought Misanthropology was the study if Misanthropes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

252 Y'all do know, that a C-130, will hold a whole lot of people. And with the ramp down, and a sudden climb to 50,000 feet from 20,000 feet, a whole lot of people will tumble out the back.
Posted by: rickb223

The Loadmaster is gonna hate writing that up at the close of the mission.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (LsEU/)

253 "Scuttlebutt is Vindman was well known as a food thief during Ranger school"

Despicable (in obligatory Daffy Duck voice), exactly as you might expect.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (gNK8s)

It's absurd that a guy like Vendman got within a hundred miles of a Ranger School.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (eoQWY)

254 What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

--

Stones' Monkey Man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (sVtYq)

255 250 Northeastern and Boston College host a debate tournament, whitey not allowed.

https://bit.ly/3QfQ7Mb

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (eyxn4)

Modern segregation good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

256 Y'all do know, that a C-130, will hold a whole lot of people. And with the ramp down, and a sudden climb to 50,000 feet from 20,000 feet, a whole lot of people will tumble out the back.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:55 PM (M4uPp)

Brandon showed that you can fit a few in the landing gear wells, too, at least for a while.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 06:57 PM (U3uv2)

257 >>>What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

-----------

And the perverted fear of violence
Chokes the smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bell
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell

-- Chris Rea, "The Road to Hell"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 06:57 PM (riYIr)

258 https://thediplomad.blogspot.com/2022/08/
china-in-news-sorta.html

Dip is always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:57 PM (k8B25)

259 Y'all do know, that a C-130, will hold a whole lot of people. And with the ramp down, and a sudden climb to 50,000 feet from 20,000 feet, a whole lot of people will tumble out the back.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 06:55 PM (M4uPp


That's a lot of fuel and coordination.

Why not just have a good old fashioned death march?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM (mE7cY)

260 So reverse discrimination is allowed

Nice to know

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM (k8B25)

261
The Loadmaster is gonna hate writing that up at the close of the mission.
Posted by: Tonypete

List them a parachute jumpers with poor parachute prep.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM (MxUom)

262 34/30/32

If I didn't read it here I'd say it was rigged. So close to 1/3 one way, 1/3 the other way, and 1/3 "que?"

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM (vcv8B)

263 I picture Vindman at Ranger School getting caught with a jelly donut.

Seriously, someone groomed his career advancement.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (i0slg)

264 250 Northeastern and Boston College host a debate tournament, whitey not allowed.

https://bit.ly/3QfQ7Mb
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (eyxn4)

Too bad there isn't a law preventing such things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (mE7cY)

265 Tales Of The Gold Monkey opening credits
https://youtu.be/Qe_zbyn1hQE

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (xPl2J)

266 "[G]going mute also makes the candidate look weak. It becomes part of their story. And it gives the foes of taciturn Republicans an opportunity to land a punch. 'My opponent is too chicken to face the New York Times.

Oh please. If I was a conservative running for office, I would print this out and read it every single place I am speaking. After that I would offer CNN, et al, if they would be willing to have an interview while I unmute my asshole while squatting over their shocked "this is just not fair" open mouths. Afterwards, no matter if I was interviewed or not, I would offer hopes and prayers that their entire companies would come down with the gay butt sex monkey pox.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (tIhGu)

267 263 I picture Vindman at Ranger School getting caught with a jelly donut.

Seriously, someone groomed his career advancement.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (i0slg)


Full Metal Jacket

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (mE7cY)

268 how long they've been mining away at every institution, eh oldcat ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (gNK8s)

269 https://thediplomad.blogspot.com/2022/08/
china-in-news-sorta.html

Dip is always a good short read
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:57 PM (k8B25)



My phone wallpaper is on the side bar there. Sweet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

270
I know! We'll bring back Fredo!

Posted by: CNN at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (P6qMv)

271 226 Can you catch monkeypox from a CNN toilet seat?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 06:51 PM (eGTCV)

Weren't they looking to rename the Pox to avoid stigma? CNN pox might be a good way to go.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (cupoy)

272 96
What other songs are suitable for the latest monkeypox "outbreak" bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:29 PM (xWhqL)

"Yabba dabba Honeymoon"

Posted by: sal at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (y40tE)

273 "Every year several million people are killed quite pointlessly by epidemics and other natural catastrophes. And we should shrink from sacrificing a few hundred thousand for the most promising experiment in history? Not to mention the legions who die of undernourishment and in coal and quicksilver mines. No one takes any notice of them. Yes, we liquidated the parasitic part of the peasantry and let it die of starvation. But in the good old days before the Revolution just as many died in any dry year - only senselessly and pointlessly."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Townhall.com@townhallcom
Sen. Josh Hawley: "Are you concerned with the continuation and expansion of Chinese gain-of-function research?"

Dr. Quay: "They were doing synthetic biology on a cloning vector of the Nipah virus, which is 60% lethal. We just experienced a 1% lethal virus..."

-
They'll die for science and socialism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (FVME7)

274 34/30/32


Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM (vcv8B)



Seems she's built like Spongebob.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

275 >>> 153 Why do we talk about rape and consensual sex differently?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 06:39 PM (FVME7)

Because all men are rapists and PIV is bad even if it feels good!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (llON8)

276 It's absurd that a guy like Vendman got within a hundred miles of a Ranger School.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM


Ahem. I have both the tab and the long tab.

Posted by: Gen. Milley at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

277 I like "Fire Island" by The Village People for a nice monkey pox song.

Fire islaand (fire, fire island) it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weekeend
Don't go in the bushes, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya
Don't go in the bushes, don't go, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya, yeah...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

278 Knowing sex of person 9,000 yo can't tell what gender they are?

I really can't wait for ACW II to begin

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM (k8B25)

279 If the Neanderthals were queer you wouldn't be here.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM (nYNrQ)

280
Y'all do know, that a C-130, will hold a whole lot of people. And with the ramp down, and a sudden climb to 50,000 feet from 20,000 feet, a whole lot of people will tumble out the back.
Posted by: rickb223


Thank you. I needed that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 07:02 PM (ikoqu)

281 If the Neanderthals were queer you wouldn't be here.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM (nYNrQ)



Boom.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

282 {{{{nurse}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Pop Goes the Weasel. That pesky monkey chasing the weasel.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2022 07:02 PM (gLRfa)

284 Why not just have a good old fashioned death march?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM

Second look at the Greater North American Dignity Canal project?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:03 PM (RkC6l)

285 >>>Brandon showed that you can fit a few in the landing gear wells, too, at least for a while.

>That was a C-17, but point well taken.

Posted by: President Cock Curious at August 03, 2022 07:03 PM (WHt4f)

286 >>Whatever happens tonight. Here's the tough shit news for the MAGA people. Lake disrespected my deceased Dad, my mother, my brother, me,


Your father was a piece of shit and the day he died was great day for Americans.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 07:03 PM (CLmI/)

287 17
'Gen Con'
Aren't these same jerks that Chickenshit Pence rolled back RFRA to appease?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 03, 2022 07:04 PM (roH4R)

288 Has anyone mentioned the following by Gorillaz?

"Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 07:04 PM (K5n5d)

289 If the Neanderthals were queer you wouldn't be here.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM

"You sold me...queer giraffes."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:04 PM (RkC6l)

290
"During the visit, Licht met with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.)."

-----

Key problem, right there. This guys is a media mogul (read: monster) looking to patch things up with an alienated Party faction. He's a boss, and he wants to meet with bosses.

He's ascertained, with the inborn perspicacity of a successful criminal and no small amount of inside information, that these two goons are the goons in charge, and will remain so for long enough to satisfy CNN's near-to-medium term needs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 07:04 PM (IXpV7)

291 My 8th grade English teacher had us carry around a list of "new" words that we learned, to which he would contribute on a periodic basis.

"Suppurating" was on the list. Sores.

"Onomatopoeia" too.

I don't know why I remember that. I don't remember anything these days.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (vcv8B)

292 Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya, yeah...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM (R/m4+)


They mean stab you with a dick, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (DgWEj)

293 221
Where's Eris? She'd love that monkey video!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 06:50 PM (xWhqL)
---

Here I am. Which video?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

294 Yeah, well, just be glad it's not King Kong pox.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (FVME7)

295 How the Monkees explain the sores to their girlfriend:

I thought pox was only true in fairy tails
Meant for someone else but not for me
Then I caught a case
Now I'm a receiver
It was placed...right in my behind
I've got Pox, now I'm a believer, I couldn't deceive 'er if I lied.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (kXYt5)

296 They can always withhold DoJ funding until Garland cooperates with the committee. But they won't. Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 06:53 PM (JcWDp)

I am making the assumption that Garland and Mayorkas aren't in the Cabinet in January.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (7B5FA)

297 It's absurd that a guy like Vendman got within a hundred miles of a Ranger School.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM

It is very telling that bearclaw has a purple heart and no bronze star. Gives you some insight into what his chain of command was thinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (anj39)

298 Ah. So now it is 'MPX'. Well, that is less 'stigmatizing', I suppose.

In other news, faithful wifes and girlfriends are uniquiely positioned to remove the stigma of sluttery from Sarah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (Faksa)

299 The fake Atlantic stories circulating are *chef's kiss.*

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

300 "Monkey Gone to Heaven" by The Pixies

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (K5n5d)

301 When I get up in the middle of the night to take a pee I always ask myself, "what would Adam Schiff do?"

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (tIhGu)

302 250 Northeastern and Boston College host a debate tournament, whitey not allowed.
https://bit.ly/3QfQ7Mb
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:56 PM (eyxn4)
Modern segregation good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.

Posted by: Zombie George Wallace, Democrat at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

303 MonkeyPox?


Call me when they start making a Quilt.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (CLmI/)

304 295 noice

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 07:07 PM (vcv8B)

305 It is very telling that bearclaw has a purple heart and no bronze star. Gives you some insight into what his chain of command was thinking.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----

Band-Aid sales?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2022 07:07 PM (Faksa)

306 How the Monkees explain the sores to their girlfriend:

I thought pox was only true in fairy tails
Meant for someone else but not for me
Then I caught a case
Now I'm a receiver
It was placed...right in my behind
I've got Pox, now I'm a believer, I couldn't deceive 'er if I lied.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (kXYt5)
***

As earworms go, I give this a solid 8.4.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 07:08 PM (anj39)

307 Did the Nazis make up a bunch of new words and ban others? You'd think some professors would be shocked at how history is repeating itself with these people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:08 PM (mE7cY)

308 MPX?

Fck the whole lot of you!

Asshoes!

Posted by: Miyanmin Airport, Papua New Guinea at August 03, 2022 07:08 PM (llON8)

309 Muldoon, you are a Horde treasure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:09 PM (RkC6l)

310 Have to up even before 0 dark thirty
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 07:09 PM (k8B25)

311 They mean stab you with a dick, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM (DgWEj)

Ummmmmm.....Maybe.

Posted by: Bad Boy Billy's Dildo and Ben Wah Balls Emporium at August 03, 2022 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

312 22 Ted Cruz, case in point.

Why I do declare, how hurrible it is that these mean Democrats are creating a two tiered justice system that fucks over everyone else.

Why I should talk about that some more after I talk about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:15 PM (mE7cY)

I think he's solid. He'd vote for dismantling the deep state and that's about all we can reasonably expect from a senator. Am I wrong?

Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 07:09 PM (PRDNR)

313

Tractor seat.

Posted by: 'Straight' guy at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (wwcKe)

314 Assistant Attorney General Kenneth Polite, Jr. evaded all the questioning. He might as well just make jerking-off motions while Cruz was talking.

Heck, if Polite jumped on the table dropped has pants and wagged his junk at Cruz, he would probably get all kinds of praise and accolades from the Leftists which dominate Babylon DC.

Nothing but show trials. Bread and Circuses.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (3hSHB)

315 SIG MPX

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (vcv8B)

316 RMBS, well done!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (nYNrQ)

317 Has anyone mentioned the following by Gorillaz?

"Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 07:04 PM (K5n5d)

Good song.

https://youtu.be/WZu4KOgJTuM

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (U3uv2)

318 Ah, okay, the Aldo Nova video.

Damn that was 80's. Not my usual flavor of 80's, but the guitar riffs and bad effects made it a treat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

319 Who knew the San Francisco AIDS Foundation hated gays so much? Promoting hypermasculorgyphilia during burgeoning STD outbreaks seems like bad advice... unless you wish gays to suffer.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (aXxgO)

320 They mean stab you with a dick, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 07:05 PM

*looks around innocently*

Why? What have you heard?

Posted by: The Otters at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (RkC6l)

321 Well I'm going to track down my lady friend and see if she's up for a pillow fight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (eGTCV)

322 >>Miyanmin Airport, Papua New Guinea

Been there. What a dump.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

323 We would like to suggest selecting a different acronym.
https://www.sigsauer.com /firearms/ rifles-pistols/sigmpx.html

Posted by: Sig Sauer at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (llON8)

324 Ted Cruz is a monkeypox-laden sheepfucking cocksucker who would sell you and your family out for a wooden nickel. But he still has "aspirations" so he manages to keep some people dangling on the line. The simpering cunt.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (dscaa)

325 For those who don't know, everyone in Ranger school loses a good amount of weight due to how rigorous it is. Everyone is intentionally given less food than their body needs to maintain weight. This is one part of what makes the school difficult.

I dropped 32 pounds. I always came back from patrols with food. I went from January to March, and you get 2 rations (C-rations back in the Dark Ages) a day in the winter. The problem is that there's no time to eat 2 rations a day in between everything else you're doing on missions, and you're burning 5000 calories a day humping your load and trying to stay warm.

We got to take an actual hot shower in a barracks with mirrors in the bathroom in Florida and it was the first time we had seen ourselves all skinny. Quite the shock.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (7B5FA)

326 if monkeypox had a face, it would be a spitting image of Adam Schiff

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (h2V1y)

327 Well thank you to the San Fran Aids Foundation for publishing that guide to sex and partying while infected with monkeypox. I think I'll pass on attending the Up Your Alley Festival , but you do you enjoy... Ugh !

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (CJAql)

328 I think he's solid. He'd vote for dismantling the deep state and that's about all we can reasonably expect from a senator. Am I wrong?
Posted by: havel


I agree. Cruz gets a lot of blowback but I do believe his heart's in the right place. All politicians are narcissists. But some are still on our side.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (vcv8B)

329 " It is very telling that bearclaw has a purple heart and no bronze star. "

And Beau Biden got a Bronze Star but no Purple Heart.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:12 PM (i0slg)

330 324 Ted Cruz is a monkeypox-laden sheepfucking cocksucker who would sell you and your family out for a wooden nickel. But he still has "aspirations" so he manages to keep some people dangling on the line. The simpering cunt.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (dscaa)


That's poetry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:12 PM (mE7cY)

331 RMBS, well done!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM

Watched that again the other night. That line always makes me LOL.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (RkC6l)

332 When I get up in the middle of the night to take a pee I always ask myself, "what would Adam Schiff do?"

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (tIhGu)

Before or after sodomizing his captive fuckboy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (U3uv2)

333
Procol Harum's 'Souvenir of London', revisited

'There's a lot of it about'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (Mgbo4)

334 What's the difference between a communist and a nazi?

Their country of origin

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (dscaa)

335 John Castro wants you to know Rep Walorski was a bad person and you should celebrate her passing.

https://bit.ly/3oQam7B

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (eyxn4)

336 I am making the assumption that Garland and Mayorkas aren't in the Cabinet in January.

Why not? They can make the most outrageous lies, bullshit away and have zero fear of negative consequences. Get standing ovations from the Leftists that dominate Babylon DC.

Even if the feckless GOP were in control of both houses, they would just go along and rubber stamp the gratuitous 10% budget increase as if these rogue departments were doing the LORD's work.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (3hSHB)

337 321 way to rub it in while the rest of us rub one out.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 07:14 PM (vcv8B)

338 The Lord works in mysterious ways.

How WaPo ended its story detailing the car crash death of a Member of Congress:

“Walorski voted against certifying President Biden’s victories in both Arizona and Pennsylvania after the Jan. 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol that left more than 100 law enforcement officers injured.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:14 PM (FVME7)

339 > What's the difference between a communist and a nazi?

National Socialist vs International Socialist.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 07:14 PM (eyxn4)

340 Anybody done Poison Ivy/Coasters yet? Gotta be something there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2022 07:15 PM (es0Dj)

341 Who knew the San Francisco AIDS Foundation hated gays so much? Promoting hypermasculorgyphilia during burgeoning STD outbreaks seems like bad advice... unless you wish gays to suffer.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (aXxgO)


No fu*king way hypermasculorgyphilia will ever show up in a haiku. Maybe Muldoon can do something with it?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 07:15 PM (anj39)

342 Muldoon, you are a Horde treasure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:15 PM (T4tVD)

343 Who knew the San Francisco AIDS Foundation hated gays so much? Promoting hypermasculorgyphilia during burgeoning STD outbreaks seems like bad advice... unless you wish gays to suffer.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:10 PM (aXxgO)

And like Fauci, you want to watch the process yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

344 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:15 PM (T4tVD)

345 Integrating topics - so the media is upset by being treated like the pass around at a gay orgy and I'm supposed to care?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (oWBc3)

346 It is very telling that bearclaw has a purple heart and no bronze star. Gives you some insight into what his chain of command was thinking. Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 07:06 PM (anj39)

I have no doubt that he made rank as a Foreign Area Officer with language skills, not as an infantryman.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (7B5FA)

347 319 Who knew the San Francisco AIDS Foundation hated gays so much? Promoting hypermasculorgyphilia during burgeoning STD outbreaks seems like bad advice... unless you wish gays to suffer.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousD

////////////

this is the thing with Reagan, right? Why didn't he shut down the bathhouses aside from him not knowning about hardghey culture and believing in federalism.

also, where are today's enlightened ones who are willing to "shut them down"? They'd rather put gramma in hospice for the sniffles and deny you the ability to go to her funeral after they starve her to death.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (OuH7W)

348 Nazis liked to subvert and co-opt existing institutions.
Commies want to burn it all down.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (i0slg)

349 The alley is question is Dore Alley, which rhymes with "whorey"

Remember to wear flowers in your hair if you come to San Francisco.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

350 we know John Kerry went around scavenging for purple hearts. It's a thing you do if that the kind of thing you do.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (OuH7W)

351 I dropped 32 pounds. I always came back from patrols with food ... We got to take an actual hot shower in a barracks with mirrors in the bathroom in Florida and it was the first time we had seen ourselves all skinny. Quite the shock.

So the drag costumes fit better?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (3hSHB)

352 335 John Castro wants you to know Rep Walorski was a bad person and you should celebrate her passing.

https://bit.ly/3oQam7B
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 07:13 PM (eyxn4

That's fine. Wait till you hear the eulogy i got for Pelosi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (mE7cY)

353 I have no doubt that he made rank as a Foreign Area Officer with language skills, not as an infantryman.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (7B5FA)


And a 75% selection rate.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (anj39)

354 342 Muldoon, you are a Horde treasure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Are we burying him on Oak Island?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (eGTCV)

355 So this estrogen-poisoned moon face (stolen from Twitter) posted this about Rep. Jackie Walorski, who was killed in a terrible car accident today:

John Anthony Castro
@realJohnACastro

>Objected to certification of electoral college votes
>Promoted the Big Lie
>Voted against impeaching Trump for the Jan 6 Insurrection
>Voted against creating the Jan 6 Commission
>Voted against holding Steve Bannon in contempt of Congress
-------------

He's getting killed on Twitter, as he should be. He looks exactly like Chaz Bono, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

356 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:14 PM (FVME7)

I've noticed that in the last 15 years or so, lives are only detailed by these people posthumously based specifically on their value to (or against) their Movement.

That's all anybody is to them. Even their own.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (dscaa)

357 Wha'ts going on with the vote count in the Az GOP primary? The brazen A-Holes are at it again and it is really pissing me off they can operate with impunity !!!

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:19 PM (CJAql)

358 That's all anybody is to them. Even their own.
Posted by: ...


communism

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 07:19 PM (vcv8B)

359 357 Wha'ts going on with the vote count in the Az GOP primary? The brazen A-Holes are at it again and it is really pissing me off they can operate with impunity !!!
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:19 PM (CJAql)


Wait till November

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:19 PM (mE7cY)

360 That's all anybody is to them. Even their own.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 07:17 PM (dscaa)

Makes it easier to administer the Beria treatment when the time comes, and it comes for even the most strident of members.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 07:19 PM (U3uv2)

361 "And Beau Biden got a Bronze Star but no Purple Heart."

IIRC Administrative award. Paperwork above and beyond the call of duty!

No "V" for Valor device for you!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 03, 2022 07:20 PM (1DgE4)

362 342 Muldoon, you are a Horde treasure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Are we burying him on Oak Island?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Under a big W !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:20 PM (T4tVD)

363 Under a big W !
Posted by: JT

Well that's just Mad!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 07:20 PM (LsEU/)

364 Zero baseline budgeting uttered by NO ONE in congress ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:20 PM (nYNrQ)

365 Diogenes: "No fu*king way hypermasculorgyphilia will ever show up in a haiku. Maybe Muldoon can do something with it?"

If anyone could, he could. It'll just take an enormous number of vowels.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:20 PM (aXxgO)

366 3 I'll admit I know nothing about Kari Lake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:10 PM (diceA)

Well she's kicked some leftist "journalists'" asses like no one in the Republican Party, and she's left so many markers down about her commitment to MAGA it would be near impossible to walk them back.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 07:21 PM (H8QX8)

367 LOL

Hiya TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:21 PM (T4tVD)

368 Mitch doesn't gives a rats ass about being in the majority

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:21 PM (us2H3)

369 I saw Hypermasculorgyphilia open for...

Nah. Never mind.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

370 If anyone could, he could. It'll just take an enormous number of vowels.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Yes, it'll be quite the vowel movement.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 07:21 PM (LsEU/)

371 When I get up in the middle of the night to take a pee I always ask myself, "what would Adam Schiff do?" Posted by: Lost In Space

Before or after sodomizing his captive fuckboy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

I was thinking he would be happy to just wet the bed, shit it if sporting wood, and then just lay there.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (tIhGu)

372 I have no doubt that he made rank as a Foreign Area Officer with language skills, not as an infantryman.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2022 07:16 PM (7B5FA)

Then give him the silver tongue award, not ranger tabs or purple hearts.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

373 Why do we talk about miscarriage differently than abortion? Probably the same reason we talk about someone who dies of a heart attack differently than someone who was shot dead in their home by someone who thought them being alive was just too much trouble.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (T/vhV)

374 Just Do It!

New Nike ad.

https://bit.ly/3zvDh5F

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (FVME7)

375
Damn that was 80's. Not my usual flavor of 80's, but the guitar riffs and bad effects made it a treat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

And that crazy monkey!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (PLZ6J)

376 Gotta run - time for my Rosary group.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (LsEU/)

377 Wha'ts going on with the vote count in the Az GOP primary? The brazen A-Holes are at it again and it is really pissing me off they can operate with impunity !!!
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt

What are you seeing:
https://is.gd/9ur9Em

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (MxUom)

378
Wait till November
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:19 PM (mE7cY

I'm reading in multiple states Maga polling place observers as well as drop box tailgate parties are in place. Finally we fight back!! Yay!

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:23 PM (CJAql)

379 RE: John Anthony Castro

IOW, he's saying without saying, "Good thing she's dead."

What a POS.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (aXxgO)

380 Dear Diary,

My First Gay Orgy, TEE HEE
Where do I begin?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

381 An account called, "Mostly Peaceful Memes" got "fact checked" by USA Today and their satirical Tom Nichols post can't be replied to, shared, or liked on Twatter.

https://bit.ly/3SotEOU

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (eyxn4)

382 366 3 I'll admit I know nothing about Kari Lake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:10 PM (diceA)

well, I don't either but her opponent is a late bloomer when it comes to luv

Robson married a rich 86 yo when she was 52

if that aint hot, I don't know what is

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (us2H3)

383 "And Beau Biden got a Bronze Star but no Purple Heart."

IIRC Administrative award. Paperwork above and beyond the call of duty!

No "V" for Valor device for you!!!
Posted by: Somewhere South
__________________________

So that explains David French's Bronze Star too? Always wondered about that in his bio.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (es0Dj)

384 Gotta run - time for my Rosary group.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (LsEU/)


Heh.
With this gang, watch out for rope burns!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (anj39)

385 Robson married a rich 86 yo when she was 52

if that aint hot, I don't know what is

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM (us2H3)

Awww. True love.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 07:25 PM (U3uv2)

386 Robson married a rich 86 yo when she was 52

if that aint hot, I don't know what is

Posted by: REDACTED

That's okay, she looks his age.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:26 PM (MxUom)

387 What are you seeing:
https://is.gd/9ur9Em
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:22 PM (MxUom)

All I have is this. Real Clear Politics is stuck in stoopid!

https://tinyurl.com/yzdfe57z

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:26 PM (CJAql)

388 FUCKING REPUBLICANS WHO KEEP ASKING WHY ALL THIS BAD STUFF HAPPENS BUT NEVER DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT.


....


You're going to love the next two years.

Posted by: Gope Leadership at August 03, 2022 07:27 PM (9FBGz)

389 Tonypete: "Yes, it'll be quite the vowel movement."

Bravo. I think even Muldoon would give that a thumbs up.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:27 PM (aXxgO)

390 types deletes drop box protocol.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (nYNrQ)

391 The Arizona map illustrates the real divide in this country - Barter Town versus Wastelands. And Wastelands win in the end.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (oWBc3)

392 That's okay, she looks his age.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:26 PM (MxUom)

I rate this as true

mean but true

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (us2H3)

393 I've noticed that in the last 15 years or so, lives are only detailed by these people posthumously based specifically on their value to (or against) their Movement.

That's all anybody is to them. Even their own.
Posted by: ...

Adam Kinzinger is butthurt that they jettisoned him like a spoiled ham after he outlived his usefulness.

https://bit.ly/3SBVDuL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (FVME7)

394 All I have is this. Real Clear Politics is stuck in stoopid!

https://tinyurl.com/yzdfe57z
Posted by: Commenter

I've been watching since I got up (pleasantly surprised by Lake's numbers too) and they have been changing slowly throughout the day...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (MxUom)

395 Stacy Abrams just declared her victory in Arizona's governor's race.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:29 PM (mE7cY)

396 What I understand is AZ results will be posted at 9 pm EDT

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:29 PM (us2H3)

397 Seeming more clear to me that the Management in Arizona is Left.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 07:30 PM (Vr12I)

398 The View invited DeSantis on. And he told them in no uncertain terms to fuck off. They are starting to get it, finally.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 07:30 PM (nwmm3)

399 I rate this as true
mean but true
Posted by: REDACTED

Maybe she looks like that because she *wants* to look more like his age, you know; 'tru luv'...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:30 PM (MxUom)

400 Anonosaurus Wrecks: "Adam Kinzinger is butthurt that they jettisoned him like a spoiled ham after he outlived his usefulness."

And he never saw it coming. He's just. that. smart.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:31 PM (aXxgO)

401 Adam Kinzinger is butthurt that they jettisoned him like a spoiled ham after he outlived his usefulness.

https://bit.ly/3SBVDuL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (FVME7)

Cry more, pussy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 07:31 PM (U3uv2)

402 396 What I understand is AZ results will be posted at 9 pm EDT
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:29 PM (us2H3)

Results, or Results-Results??

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 07:32 PM (Vr12I)

403 9pm huh? Just enough time to “manufacture” 100k votes for the Democrat, err I mean super conservative running against Lake.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 07:32 PM (nwmm3)

404 REDACTED: "What I understand is AZ results will be posted at 9 pm EDT"

Of what year? Not that I'm cynical of elections now or anything.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:32 PM (aXxgO)

405 Management in Arizona is Left.
Posted by: kraken

The current SoS is the Dem running for Gov, she's also the one that facilitated screwing up 2020.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:32 PM (MxUom)

406 To all of you who laughably thought AZ got its shit together post 2020… yeah about that. Almost 24 hours later and they still have not released the vote totals. Nothing suspicious about that. Nope. Just normal banana republic stuff. Carry on.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 07:33 PM (nwmm3)

407 Muldoon, you are a Horde treasure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Are we burying him on Oak Island?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens
-------------------
Make sure we cut off all of his buttons first.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 07:33 PM (yikp0)

408 The eyes of the entire world are on Maricopa Co., but they just can't help themselves...

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 07:33 PM (jTmQV)

409 Results, or Results-Results??
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 07:32 PM (Vr12I)

they will release another 2% in Maricopa

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:33 PM (us2H3)

410 408 The eyes of the entire world are on Maricopa Co., but they just can't help themselves...
Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 07:33 PM (jTmQV

Well, it's not like they got in any trouble last time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:34 PM (mE7cY)

411 IIRC Administrative award. Paperwork above and beyond the call of duty!

No "V" for Valor device for you!!!
Posted by: Somewhere South
__________________________

So that explains David French's Bronze Star too? Always wondered about that in his bio.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2022 07:24 PM

Yep. The Bronze Star without a "v" device is essentially an MSM earned in a combat zone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:34 PM (RkC6l)

412 395 Stacy Abrams just declared her victory in Arizona's governor's race.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:29 PM (mE7cY)

Ladies and Gentleman we have a thread winner ding ding ding

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:34 PM (CJAql)

413 ever notice Fauci has a helluve manicure

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:35 PM (us2H3)

414 338 The Lord works in mysterious ways.

How WaPo ended its story detailing the car crash death of a Member of Congress:

“Walorski voted against certifying President Biden’s victories in both Arizona and Pennsylvania after the Jan. 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol that left more than 100 law enforcement officers injured.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I'm assuming that they at least waited till her body was cold before writing that and the left starts tweeting ghoulish shit? No? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 07:35 PM (sAmhv)

415 Kinzinger should have a chat with Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:35 PM (nYNrQ)

416 In July, Licht took a trip to Capitol Hill to make amends between CNN and the GOP, lawmakers told the Free Beacon. During the visit, Licht met with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).
__________

The problem is that neither of those two is Trump or DeSantis. Maybe, just maybe, McCarthy will get it. But McConnell? He'll do his usual origami act.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 03, 2022 07:36 PM (TgBWG)

417 So that explains David French's Bronze Star too? Always wondered about that in his bio.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yupp.

If there is no "V" for valor device, the awardee got it for shuffling papers or smoothing feathers.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 03, 2022 07:36 PM (1DgE4)

418 I'm glad all the in person votes had to show ID; but, I don't know enough about absentee voting to know how they made it harder to cheat with those votes.

The guy who won the GOP SoS primary (Trump's pick too) sounds like he's scaring all the libs (and the AZ eGOP).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:36 PM (MxUom)

419 When will the Laginas find Muldoon?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 07:36 PM (eGTCV)

420 CNN could try hiring a former Trump admin official (making a lot of noise about it), as editor, or producer or whatever, and have that person sit down with Tater for 90 days, and see if they can produce any content worth watching, air it, and show it to Republicans to earn back some trust.


It would be fun to watch Tater squirm under that regime.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 03, 2022 07:37 PM (0V/8D)

421 Wonder if the DFW diversity commercial shoot wants ec Baldwin to show up?

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 07:38 PM (0OP+5)

422 It would be fun to watch Tater squirm under that regime.
Posted by: Jack Squat

Monkeypox reference?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:39 PM (MxUom)

423 The Nichols spoof is obviously just that. Homosexual men are, famously, even more looks-obsessed than heteros. So will any one of them stick in Nichols? NFW.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 03, 2022 07:39 PM (TgBWG)

424 Wonder if the DFW diversity commercial shoot wants ec Baldwin to show up?


nope- wrong skin color!

Posted by: KXAS at August 03, 2022 07:41 PM (M3hSG)

425 "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide something. Those who keep recounting the votes decide everything." - Stuff Stalin Said, Hammered Sycle Press, 1932.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:41 PM (aXxgO)

426 417 So that explains David French's Bronze Star too? Always wondered about that in his bio.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yupp.

If there is no "V" for valor device, the awardee got it for shuffling papers or smoothing feathers.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 03, 2022 07:36 PM (1DgE4)

It's like a letter of appreciation for officers. "I Was There" medal.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 07:42 PM (AmoqO)

427 We decide even when the deciders have finished deciding.
- Dominion

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 07:42 PM (nwmm3)

428 I understand getting a ribbon, but why a Bronze Star.

You know that Joe would be calling Beau a war hero when Beau ran for POTUS. That was the plan.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:42 PM (i0slg)

429 How is it that a straight man can attend a gay orgy and still be referred to as "straight"?
That ain't the way it works, fellows.
Suck one, and you're gay.
Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 07:43 PM (jTmQV)

430 "San Francisco AIDS Foundation's medically-unsound, monkeypox-spreading advice, such as, have sex even if you suspect you have monkeypox and have visible poxes and lesions, but just cover them up with band-aids."
----------

Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM (AmoqO)

431 I've been watching since I got up (pleasantly surprised by Lake's numbers too) and they have been changing slowly throughout the day...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 07:28 PM (MxUom)

Heres keeping hope alive.. Trump would truely be a King/Queen maker. I did a little stint in FL as an oserver during the 04 Presidential election. I worked Broward County of the 2000 Bush/Gore debacle. I had two MA lawyers bounced for improper registration credentials as well as a hundred or so vote flagged that a Haitian interpreter 'assisted' for her clients. I still have all the paperwork. Kind of cool. The system works if you get in there...

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM (CJAql)

432 414 338 The Lord works in mysterious ways.

How WaPo ended its story detailing the car crash death of a Member of Congress:

“Walorski voted against certifying President Biden’s victories in both Arizona and Pennsylvania after the Jan. 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol that left more than 100 law enforcement officers injured.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'm assuming that they at least waited till her body was cold before writing that and the left starts tweeting ghoulish shit? No? Didn't think so.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 07:35 PM (sAmhv)
100 federal officers injured? WTF? What about the two innocent women murdered in cold blood by Washington City cops?

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM (0OP+5)

433 Which kind of ice cream does Hunter like.

Like a void of information. He must be up to something.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM (C7HdL)

434 If the Rs win the House, they have to impeach Biden.

Am I right?

ANd prove that Pelosi was behind the J6 insurrection.

For openers

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM (i0slg)

435 I understand getting a ribbon, but why a Bronze Star.

You know that Joe would be calling Beau a war hero when Beau ran for POTUS. That was the plan.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:42 PM

Per regs, the BSM can be awarded for meritorious service or valor. The SSM and higher are only awarded for valor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:45 PM (RkC6l)

436 So the Dems are cheating in a Republican primary race?
The balls on those guys.
Or did the establishment GOPe finally figure out the game?
It's all so corn fusing. But don't worry, elections are as secure as the border.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

437 Ted Cruz is a monkeypox-laden sheepfucking cocksucker who would sell you and your family out for a wooden nickel. But he still has "aspirations" so he manages to keep some people dangling on the line. The simpering cunt.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 07:11 PM (dscaa)


That's poetry.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 07:12 PM (mE7cY)

Once upon a time voted for Cruz....and now agree with you.
See Cruz reaction to J6. Cruz and Grahamnesty are soul brothers.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 03, 2022 07:45 PM (/5Who)

438 Zero baseline budgeting uttered by NO ONE in congress ever.
Posted by: Ben Had

We do waistline budgeting.

Posted by: the Congress at August 03, 2022 07:46 PM (CUoeH)

439 428 I understand getting a ribbon, but why a Bronze Star.

You know that Joe would be calling Beau a war hero when Beau ran for POTUS. That was the plan.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:42 PM (i0slg)

Ribbons represent the medals.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 07:46 PM (AmoqO)

440 "100 federal officers injured? WTF?"

Oh. Our mistake. It was 1100.

Posted by: The Washington Compost at August 03, 2022 07:46 PM (sn5EN)

441 434 If the Rs win the House, they have to impeach Biden.

Am I right?

ANd prove that Pelosi was behind the J6 insurrection.

For openers
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM (i0slg)

So the comedy section of the comments has begun

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:47 PM (us2H3)

442 Had all of those gay men been taught in 2nd grade how to heel a pandemic thru safe anal sex, we wouldn't be having this outbreak of monkeypox.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 07:47 PM (WHt4f)

443 "San Francisco AIDS Foundation's medically-unsound, monkeypox-spreading advice, such as, have sex even if you suspect you have monkeypox and have visible poxes and lesions, but just cover them up with band-aids."
----------

Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 07:44 PM

I think you may have cause and effect backwards there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)

444 If you are treated badly by a millennial progressive, thank Jon Stewart. He is the one who taught them to be smug nihilistic pieces of shit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 07:47 PM (ybIRR)

445 With regards to CNN begging republicans to come on the set, I recommend they take the DeSantis press secretary’s email to The View approach.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at August 03, 2022 07:49 PM (w3u3d)

446 PopPox ice cream

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (us2H3)

447 Ignoramus, the R's are never going to vote for impeachment. Off the table.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (nYNrQ)

448 Somebody had to give them monkeys some shox,
wearing no clothes except they neon pink sox
standin and kneelin back and fro they rox
giving theyselfs a dose of the monkeypox.
-B. George

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (0OP+5)

449 Nood....

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (CJAql)

450 I saw Hypermasculorgyphilia open for...
Nah. Never mind.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 07:21 PM (sWM8x)



Goatse.

It's like you are all new to the internet or something

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 07:53 PM (xhaym)

451 "Ignoramus, the R's are never going to vote for impeachment. Off the table."

I meant in the House.

If not, then they're dead to me.

FFS, Trump was impeached for looking into Biden's corruption.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (i0slg)

452 So the article here: https://tinyurl.com/35vh83d8 says that anthropologists use lots of different body features to determine "sex". To be safe we should make sure that everyone of these is marked. Probably some smart guy will develop a minimally invasive technique to tattoo bones with a QR or something so there won't be any question.

Posted by: tfellow at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (fAx0m)

453 As Taiwan Warns Chinese "Maritime & Aerial Blockade" Ensuing, Pelosi Says Real Issue Is 'I'm A Woman'

Posted by: Tyler Durden at August 03, 2022 08:18 PM (X5CsJ)

454 Biden challenged China and won
Ivanka's clothing companies which were fast tracked may suffer
Why was she not using American companies and labor?

Posted by: Paul at August 03, 2022 08:20 PM (1HGee)

455 John McCain was a piece of shit.

I met the man. He was an obnoxious, arrogant prick to me. He and his stupid spawn can suck all the cocks in hell for the rest of eternity for all I care.

Posted by: ballistic at August 03, 2022 08:34 PM (oXNqT)

456 Check it out. Yoko Ono tribute band

https://mobile.twitter.com /ElijahSchaffer/status/1554996049944743936

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 03, 2022 09:27 PM (jBuVa)

457 "Diversity" means non-white, anti-white.

Posted by: SamIam at August 03, 2022 09:41 PM (oasF3)

458 "...a section of the skin around the skull to be cut and flapped open."

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Corona at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (nakGR)

459 Biden challenged China and won


He got a raise?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

460 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
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