"He Shot My Arm Off!," Whines Armed Robber After Store Owner Blows His Arm Off With a Shotgun

I mean, I should say: He was a formerly armed robber.

He's just a robber now.

By the way, I saw a media report that this thug entered the store merely "carrying" a rifle, or that he was merely "armed with" it, which seems, to my mind, intended to suggest in people's minds that "Oh my God, it's the Wild West, people are just walking around with their guns and opening fire on each other!"

No, he was not just "carrying," a rifle, he stormed into the store with the rifle held up in firing position, at his shoulder, with his eye at the sight and his finger on the trigger and aiming at the shop owner, and wearing a ski-mask.

He entered the store clearly in armed robbery mode.

And he left the store in one-armed robbery mode.

The suspects were located at a Southern California hospital, one of whom was suffering from a gunshot wound consistent with a shotgun blast, authorities said. Three additional suspects were also located at the hospital in the suspect vehicle, which had been previously reported stolen. The BMW SUV was also found to contain numerous stolen firearms.

Justin Johnson, 22, of Inglewood, Jamar Williams, 27, of Los Angeles, and Davon Broadus, 24, of Las Vegas, were each taken into custody in the hospital parking lot and booked into the Robert Presley Detention Center for robbery and conspiracy. They are being held in lieu of $500,000 bail.

The primary suspect, a 23-year-old male, remains hospitalized in critical, but stable condition, and his identity has not been released at this time. He will be booked into a Riverside County jail upon his release from the hospital, authorities said.

"In this case, a lawfully armed member of our community prevented a violent crime and ensured their own safety, while being confronted with multiple armed suspects," deputies wrote in a press release.

The owner is 80 and unfortunately suffered a heart attack right after the shooting, but he's doing well, and says he's never had harder, more gleaming erections.

The video below features citizens all praising him and saying it's about time that citizens began doing the job that police can't or won't.

If the video below doesn't display or play, it's available at the link at the top of the post.

Note that these videos show an armed scumbag criminal getting his arm shot off and screaming in pain like a bitch.

So I'm giving the videos a Strong Content Recommendation.

As I think Instapundit remarked: The laws and professional police force aren't there to protect the citizenry from the criminals

The laws and professional police force are there to protect the criminals from the citizenry.

You wanted this? You got this.

You got me convinced: Defund the police. Empower the citizens and the Citizen Vigilance Committees.


Posted by: Ace at 02:52 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

2 FAFO, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

3 NOT FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 02:53 PM (p03vF)

4 Kudos to the shop owner, I would have preferred a blast to the face and the wad imbedded in his chest.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 03, 2022 02:53 PM (m7R0k)

5 The owner of the store probably had the heart attack when the police pinned him to the ground and threatened to shoot his dog.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (7nHS1)

6 And here comes the arm puns...

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (wHazn)

7 He's still alive. He's got that going for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (dNqv+)

8 Looks to me like his arm was still there when we went screaming into the car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

9
wow, is that Fox11 fake news anchor a tranny?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (xWhqL)

10 Ohhhhhhhh fucking well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (89T5c)

11 NOT FUNNY!!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 02:53 PM (p03vF)



Put a sock in it, bitch.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

12 The punishment for theft is becoming the death penalty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

13 Should have been a better shot and shot him in the head

/ Gabby Haynes

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (p03vF)

14 I haven't lived in the area in a very long time, but Norco used to be just a bunch of farms and horses. Guess it's moving up in the world.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

15 I used to be an adventurer. Till they shot my arm off.

Posted by: NPC at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (ppBhU)

16 Jamar and Davon. Guess the race.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (tymFZ)

17 She shot my arm off
But she did not shoot my testicles

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (FVME7)

18 1. Fuck around
2. Find out

Posted by: ballistic at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (oXNqT)

19 This isn't funny!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (7nHS1)

20 6 And here comes the arm puns...

*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (wHazn)

REEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (UnA8+)

21 Sincere thoughts and prayers to the 80 year old shopkeeper for a fast and full recovery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Thoughts of Daffy Duck getting his bill blown to the back of his head by Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (lf83v)

23 Should have blew his fucking head off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (VwHCD)

24 I hope the shop keeper has a speedy recovery, is handed a key to the city and is buried in mish until the end of his days.

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (p03vF)

25 As I think Instapundit remarked: The laws and professional police force aren't there to protect the citizenry.

The laws and professional police force are there to protect the criminals.



And collect a pension.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy
https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (dTgOy)

27 If you listen to the left, anyone with an AR automatically wins a gun fight.

On the one hand, I'm glad the guy with the shotgun proved that's a stupid argument.

On the other, dangly hand, I'm a bit upset Dork Brandon's, "You only need a shotgun for self-defense" "argument" is bolstered by this incident.

On the third T1000 flying a helicopter and shooting a SMG hand, I'm just happy an armed robber got the gat and ran away crying.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (eyxn4)

28 Rub some dirt on it...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (BFigT)

29 Is it wrong that I played that clip about five times already...and that I played it in slomo?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (wHazn)

30 Justin Johnson, 22, of Inglewood, Jamar Williams, 27, of Los Angeles, and Davon Broadus, 24, of Las Vegas, were each taken into custody in the hospital parking lot
______________

Racism comin' and goin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (YhzyV)

31 6 And here comes the arm puns...

*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (wHazn)

Think of us as reliable rather than tedious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dNqv+)

32 Too bad he just didn't kill him. Guys like him will get out and do this again. But at least he got some pain. the one armed bandit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (532WG)

33 Weren't we just talking about some guy who may or may not have been carrying a handgun around or even into the Capital (although he seems to have never bothered *firing* it during the OMG INSURRECTION even when getting pepper sprayed)?

The owner is 80 and unfortunately suffered a heart attack right after the shooting, but he's doing well, and says he's never had harder, more gleaming erections.
Also, while it's possible Ace may have made that last part up, I shant believe it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)

34 Wonder what Shot he used . If it really took some of his arm off it was probably 00.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (Vt2+G)

35 > Looks to me like his arm was still there when we went screaming into the car.

Yeah, but the hand looks dangly and floppy.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (eyxn4)

36 "No, he was not just "carrying," a rifle, he stormed into the store with the rifle held up in firing position, at his shoulder,"

The thugs are using rifles now more often than in the past. Another rising trend is extended mags for handguns. Fashions evolve.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (qpX6U)

37 shop owner might get off.

no arm, no foul

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (xhaym)

38 The 80-year-old shop owner said afterwards that he couldn't have done it without the building skills, architectural expertise, and meticulous planning of Joe Biden.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (7nHS1)

39 So this is in Cali. Does this mean the liquor store owner will do hard time?

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dCxaZ)

40 I understand there are alot of one-armed bandits in Vegas so this isn't all that rare, nationally.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (yikp0)

41 Note that these videos show an armed scumbag criminal getting his armed shot off and screaming in pain like a bitch.

So I'm giving the videos a Strong Content Recommendation.


This quote made me laugh out loud. First time this week so thanks for that.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (NxOLn)

42 Kyle Rittenhouse.

Jonathon Saperman at the Indiana mall.

This 80-year old guy.

2A Hall of Fame material.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (lf83v)

43 Think of us as reliable rather than tedious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dNqv+)

you can almost set your watch by it....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (p03vF)

44
The one-armed bandit has retired to Las Vegas.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (P6qMv)

45 Smash Cut to JFK Airport:

** Store owner waiting in line for taxi.

** Street toughs jostle a young lady.

** Store owner bends down to pick up young ladies purse.

** Storeowner, looks up, smiles at toughs walking off into the distance, raises hand and makes finger gun.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (O7MKG)

46 Strong props to pops but he's not out of the woods yet. If you watch the video, it looks like he shoots the scumsucker after scumsucker turned around and was running out the door. "He shot the poor misunderstood urban youth of color in the back!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

47 They were just trying to turn their lives around.

Posted by: Infidel at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (mn1Pi)

48 What a humerus situation.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (tp+tP)

49 'E shouldn't have shot that 'armless young lad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (4p7Em)

50 And here comes the arm puns...

*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM (wHazn)


Oh...in that case, I better elbow my way outta here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (5NkmN)

51 Is it wrong that I played that clip about five times already...and that I played it in slomo?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (wHazn)

Shit no, thats what I have been doing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (VwHCD)

52 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy
https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (dTgOy)



Coming to a city near you....soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

53 He is now in the Army.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (532WG)

54 He disarmed him. h/t Justified

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (7nHS1)

55 13 Should have been a better shot and shot him in the head

/ Gabby Haynes
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (p03vF)
-----

Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus.

Posted by: ballistic at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (oXNqT)

56
Alternate post title:

Robber Gets Rittenhoused!

or

Robber Gets Gabe Grosskruetzed!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (xWhqL)

57 Robber discovered larping is a bad way to make a living. He's lucky the shop owner jerked it a tig off line, but that is understandable given the adrenalin dump.

Maybe robber will look at himself in the mirror and discover Jesus.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (MkuC5)

58 I have already see this But I want to put it up anyway.

He's a true "One Armed Bandit" now.

Posted by: Picric at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (13tTk)

59 That's the way to do it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (nYNrQ)

60 Although not statutory, robberies are often divided into armed and strong arm robberies. Now, this guy has got neither and may have to switch his career choice to brain surgeon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (FVME7)

61 36 "No, he was not just "carrying," a rifle, he stormed into the store with the rifle held up in firing position, at his shoulder,"

The thugs are using rifles now more often than in the past. Another rising trend is extended mags for handguns. Fashions evolve.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (qpX6U)

It makes sense. The media has been making a big deal out of rifles because they want to ban them. Therefore more people are intimidated by them. Therefore the guys switch to rifles because they want people intimidated by sight.

The thing is, if we had a functioning police force, they would go back to pistols because of concealability.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (dNqv+)

62 I read this story (yesterday?). Inglewood & Los Angeles are at LEAST 1hr away from Norco where this happened.

Norco is a very poor section of Riverside County, lots of light industry/etc, not rich at all. I'll also say ~70% brown minority are the locals (my impression). It's also freeway adjacent, so if they got on the I-10 freeway they'd be scott-free to get back to LA. If you've seen the COPS episodes filmed in Rialto, yeah that's right next door.

This trio was not in their own 'hood doing this, they were targeting other minorities.

(Ex. So.Cal. resident)

Posted by: Scott_T at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (2waQ7)

63 49 'E shouldn't have shot that 'armless young lad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (4p7Em)

'E weren't 'armless before.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (b2nrj)

64 SMH
thanks for the slow motion tip!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (hOUT3)

65 Reporter "rifle", later someone just a bit more knowledgeable "shotgun".

Love the multiple "he-shot-my-arm-off" screams.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (MxUom)

66 Store owner had a heart attack after blasting the villain. He is recovering now though.

I guess I am just heartless and maybe a bad Christian but I cannot feel any sympathy or concern for the guy that tried to rob the store.

You got what you had coming. Shop owners have to do this now because the cops will not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

67 The downside for the robber is that he can only half participate in Palm Sunday.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (5NkmN)

68 >>> 57 Robber discovered larping is a bad way to make a living. He's lucky the shop owner jerked it a tig off line, but that is understandable given the adrenalin dump.

Maybe robber will look at himself in the mirror and discover Jesus.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (MkuC5)

Better odds for him than our so-called "elites"...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (llON8)

69 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: Shep Smith's Sore Ass at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (R5lpX)

70 And here comes the arm puns...

*sigh*
--------------------
🤟

Posted by: michelle fields at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (yikp0)

71 Kyle Rittenhouse also only disarmed one of his attackers, not sending him off to the void like he did the other two assailants.

Here's a riddle, what's the sound of one hand clapping?

This dood trying to clap.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

72 Is it wrong that I played that clip about five times already...and that I played it in slomo?

Heeee Shhhhot Myyyy Arrrrm Offffff.

Posted by: Slow Motion Audio at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

73 It's just a flesh wound!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (532WG)

74 The guy should be hired by the Uvalde police Department.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (lf83v)

75 I'll bet the unnamed suspect is now called "Lefty"

Posted by: ChickenBoy at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (jCQqv)

76 If Barry Obama wasn't a sodomite and had three sons...

More please. Those hood rats been stealing since they fell out da crib.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (2CExO)

77 What a humerus situation.

I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (tp+tP)

ulna, here we go with more bad puns...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (p03vF)

78 -----

Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus.
Posted by: ballistic at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM (oXNqT)/i]


They were all in love with dyin.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Well, if one if one is going to rob a store in Southern Commiefornia, rolling up in a BMW X3 is de rigueur.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (6eRlp)

80 Maybe robber will look at himself in the mirror and discover Jesus.

Let us pray so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (Ivdso)

81 Expeli-ARM-us!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (vWLIv)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

83 NP Hrothgar!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (wHazn)

84
If I had a shotgun, which I don't, I'd be loading like such:

Buckshot, Slug, Buckshot, Slug, Buckshot, Slug...

Anyone have an issue with this?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (xWhqL)

85 No, he was not just "carrying," a rifle, he stormed into the store with the rifle held up in firing position, at his shoulder, with his eye at the sight and his finger on the trigger and aiming at the shop owner, and wearing a ski-mask.
++++
That's "brandishing," right? Carrying means you have a gun on you, but "brandishing" is waving it around or aiming it at someone?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (WWh8n)

86 I like the part where he's asking for that shit and then complains when he gets it.

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (VJsqe)

87 And here comes the arm puns...

*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 02:54 PM


"They're saying I disarmed him"

Posted by: Raylon Givens at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (xttsV)

88 Too soon?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (Xrfse)

89 I watched the Brazil video. Cheered at the good parts.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (44ww/)

90 He shot my arm off > you'll shoot your eye out

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (NgqoH)

91 26 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy
https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (dTgOy)

That needs a Steve Inman commentary...

The last one was an ass over teakettle beauty.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (BgMrQ)

92
Robber (wakes up): So what's the prognosis, doc?

Doc: Well it's good news and bad news, son.

Robber: Okay. What's the good news?

Doc: You have one of the best arms I've ever seen.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (7nHS1)

93 @66

>>Shop owners have to do this now because the cops will not.

It wasn't sympathy that gave him the heart attack it was the metric shit ton of adrenaline his body dumped into his system all at once.

It's probably a minor miracle he survived, G-d is good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (O7MKG)

94 🙋‍♂️

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (532WG)

95 Wonder what load the old man was using.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Oops.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (ytSiK)

97 I loved the BMW get away car

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (RHGPo)

98 Maybe robber will look at himself in the mirror and discover Jesus.

Let us pray so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

Oh, I am.

I want to be able to clown on him for eternity.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (wHazn)

99 Good shootin', old timer!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (ZSK0i)

100 How soon until Black Lives Matter pays his bail?

Because you know they will ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (hP+39)

101 Sigh. A day late and an arm short.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Xrfse)

102 Speaking of Raylan Givens... his wife dumped him telling him that he was "The angriest person she's ever known". That comes up a few times in the show: he's an angry person.

But... I never saw that in his character at all. I saw him show restrained frustration a lot, but he seemed very patient and calm to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)

103 The video below features citizens all praising him and saying it's about time that citizens began doing the job that police can't or won't.
++++
That statement is the worst nightmare of cops and governments. Having to reap what they've sown under a surge of vigilantism sucks for them, and should give them some introspection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (WWh8n)

104 he shouldn't have been in arms way

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (us2H3)

105 97 I loved the BMW get away car
Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (RHGPo)

Stolen

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)

106
Poor robber. He's no longer bi bicepual.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (5NkmN)

107 So they caught the other criminals in the parking lot? lol.
Waiting for their pal to get released?

Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ultra pj at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (G1dq6)

108 I know the name of a good carpenter.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

109 Nice ride those armless
Robbers got. Would be a shame to get blood all
Over it.

Whoops, too late.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (haWye)

110 He can still join the Army.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (7nHS1)

111 * eyes Remington 870 home defense shotty in corner... grins.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (BFigT)

112 If you watch the video, it looks like he shoots the scumsucker after scumsucker turned around and was running out the door. "He shot the poor misunderstood urban youth of color in the back!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 02:58 PM (iFTx/)


I watched it and the hood turned around right after he was shot.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (ZSK0i)

113 I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (optvY)

114 So this is in Cali. Does this mean the liquor store owner will do hard time?
Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dCxaZ)
______________

You bet. The thief was only going to steal $949 worth of stuff, which is a misdemeanor. Shooting someone for a misdemeanor, especially a member of a protected (?) class = attempted murder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (YhzyV)

115 One armed paper hanger.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (532WG)

116 He lost his arm WITH covid.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (B3oWe)

117 It wasn't sympathy that gave him the heart attack it was the metric shit ton of adrenaline his body dumped into his system all at once.

It's probably a minor miracle he survived, G-d is good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
___


God is good indeed.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (wHazn)

118 Fucking Doritos cost an arm these days.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (532WG)

119 OT

Lots of flooding in Eastern Kentucky. Would the Cajun Navy travel that far north?

Posted by: jmel at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (bVhJi)

120 26 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy
https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Coming to a neighborhood near you soon!

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (tQL7r)

121 >>> 103 The video below features citizens all praising him and saying it's about time that citizens began doing the job that police can't or won't.
++++
That statement is the worst nightmare of cops and governments. Having to reap what they've sown under a surge of vigilantism sucks for them, and should give them some introspection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (WWh8n)

How many of those dimbulbs are capable of that?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (llON8)

122 It looks like the owner is a lefty.

Sinister.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

123 Old and busted: Slap hot iron to it.

New and cool: Shoot hot shot to it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (FVME7)

124 Robber discovers buckshot pellets rarely miss.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (m7R0k)

125 That's the way to do it.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 02:59 PM


Shoot the robber on the CCTV

*guitar riff*

That ain't workin'...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (4p7Em)

126 shoot first, ask kwesjuns later

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (us2H3)

127 he shouldn't have been in arms way
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (us2H3)
________________

He got disarmed!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (YhzyV)

128 I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (optvY)


We know. You've come up seven times now.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (ZSK0i)

129 I was hoping to see the guy without an arm. That would be cool!

Posted by: Ralph at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (Qf//C)

130 He will have to turn Japanese with his other hand now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (lf83v)

131 Nice ride those armless
Robbers got. Would be a shame to get blood all
Over it.

Whoops, too late.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 03, 2022 03:04 P

It was stolen natch. I wouldn't want the car back with monkeypox all over it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (532WG)

132 Please tell me the guy behind the register was not a Trump voter. (I already know the robber was a downsized journalist from Deadspin)

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (fxE54)

133 How is law enforcement going to handcuff this poor one-armed fella during future misunderstandings?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (ppBhU)

134 I watched it and the hood turned around right after he was shot.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (ZSK0i)
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That;s what I saw. He leveled a shotgun, got blasted, and ran.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)

135 Should have blew his fucking head off.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 02:56 PM (VwHCD)

Missed it by that > < much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

136 13 Should have been a better shot and shot him in the head

/ Gabby Haynes
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 02:55 PM (p03vF)

They were all in love with dying
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down a mountain

Posted by: Random Slob at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (PeNw6)

137 he did hit the monkeypox arm, right ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (us2H3)

138 I just see a blank spot under the "content recommendation" (lol) and the embedded Tweet. Whatever it is in't rendering for me. Can anyone provide a link to that video?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)

139 >>> 128 I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (optvY)

We know. You've come up seven times now.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (ZSK0i)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE HORDE CAN BEAT A DEAD HORSE EVEN WITHIN A SINGLE THREAD!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (llON8)

140 ++++
That's "brandishing," right? Carrying means you have a gun on you, but "brandishing" is waving it around or aiming it at someone?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (WWh8n)


I think it's as simple as purposely showing it to someone, like revealing it under your shirt or somesuch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over Robber's on motor bike's
______________

What are they allowed to do about grocers' apostrophes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (YhzyV)

142 I hear the whiner saying "he shoot my arm off", but he was speaking in Ebonics, so they translated it to "he shot my arm off" in the subtitles.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Cus5s)

143 shop owner might get off.

no arm, no foul
Posted by: Kindltot

I believe this deserves the 'golf clap'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (MxUom)

144 I also loved they almost left one of their homies during the getaway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (532WG)

145 At least he was justified parking in the handicapped spot when he drove off.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (yikp0)

146 his dutch ruddering output will be halved

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (us2H3)

147 Lots of flooding in Eastern Kentucky. Would the Cajun Navy travel that far north?
Posted by: jmel
___

Yeah, that's been going on for a few days now.

Last check, death toll was 25, may not know the final count for weeks.

Those hollows, when they flash flood...it ain't pretty.

And this caught people while they were sleeping.

This additional rain isn't helping matter any.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (wHazn)

148
I believe this deserves the 'golf clap'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM

Hard to do with only one arm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (532WG)

149 Well he can be that one armed guy that fella kept looking for.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Y274z)

150 I was hoping to see the guy without an arm. That would be cool!
______________________________________________

Very "Call of Duty" Imran Zahkaev of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO1qMsTyucM

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (lf83v)

151 >>>this thug entered the store merely "carrying" a rifle, or that he was merely "armed with" it, which seems, to my mind, intended to suggest in people's minds that "Oh my God, it's the Wild West, people are just walking around with their guns and opening fire on each other!"

Which, since this is California is illegal all by itself. Open carry in an incorporated area (Norco is incorporated) is illegal even if the weapon is UNLOADED. Your weapon has to be cased AND unloaded to carry in a city in California. So that whole line is BS. He walked in threatening with a rifle and got shot. End of story.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (T/vhV)

152 During the summer of St. George Floyd "civil unrest", a S. Philly gun store owner chained the entrance of his establishment shut. When he went to check on it, he saw someone had used bolt cutters to break it.

So he went inside and waited for the perps to come back. Long story short, when the four perps came in, they had to go upstairs to where the inventory was. The first robber got one right between the eyes. The second one, on the first one's heels, turned to run back down the stairs but got winged.

When the cops came they couldn't charge the owner because it was clear from the way the perp dropped that he came in to shoot the owner. (His handgun was lying right beside his hand)

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (dCxaZ)

153 139 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE HORDE CAN BEAT A DEAD HORSE EVEN WITHIN A SINGLE THREAD!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (llON

Necrobestiality : When you absolutely MUST beat a dead horse.

Posted by: Allie at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

154 If I had a shotgun, which I don't, I'd be loading like such:

Buckshot, Slug, Buckshot, Slug, Buckshot, Slug...

Anyone have an issue with this?


I have no issue. I think the only consideration is your backstop. Slugs (and buckshot) will travel through residential walls pretty darn well.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (eyxn4)

155 * eyes Remington 870 home defense shotty in corner... grins.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (BFigT)

i want to add a bayonet to mine

just because...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (p03vF)

156 When arrested, these armed robbers (and formerly-armed robber) were in posession of a stolen BMW with stolen guns and stolen other shit from multiple burglaries. The cops couldn't stop these guys, it took an 80 year old with a bad ticker to do the job.

Salute to him!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (nOv9a)

157 141 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over Robber's on motor bike's
______________

What are they allowed to do about grocers' apostrophes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (YhzyV)

Damn...

Chemist and Editor.

#whoknew

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (BgMrQ)

158 Love the multiple "he-shot-my-arm-off" screams.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Best part of the show!

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (tQL7r)

159 But... I never saw that in his character at all. I saw him show restrained frustration a lot, but he seemed very patient and calm to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)

Elmore Leonard commented himself on that, that he never saw Raylan as angry. That he was perfectly happy, just walking around shooting people. Then the light bulb went off.

The truth is Raylan is incandescently angry at his piece of shit criminal father ("I'd add petty") and sees it in the visage of every scumbag he stares down. Just because you can hold it in doesn't mean you're not angry.

Also I'm still disappointed in Ace for never finishing that show. It did decline a little in S4 and S5 but it wasn't worth abandoning. And they brought it all back in S6 and ended it great. I'm sure he's watched a lot of worthless crap in the meantime.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (7nHS1)

160 put your arm around me, baby

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (us2H3)

161 >>>"He Shot My Arm Off!," Whines Armed Robber After Store Owner Blows His Arm Off With a Shotgun

>It could have been worse. He could have bled out from being stabbed in the neck by a bodega worker.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (WHt4f)

162 I hear the whiner saying "he shoot my arm off", but he was speaking in Ebonics, so they translated it to "he shot my arm off" in the subtitles.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM

Excuse me, I speak jive.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (532WG)

163 NOT FUNNY!!!!

- - Michelle Fields

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

164 134 I watched it and the hood turned around right after he was shot.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (ZSK0i)
++++
That;s what I saw. He leveled a shotgun, got blasted, and ran.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)
_____________________

Unless the audio is out of synch, it's pretty clear to me that the sound of the gunshot comes AFTER the thug had turned around or at least while he was turning around.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

165 he was disarmed, but still had one arm. Too confusing, should have shot them both off.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (Cus5s)

166 This fine gentleman
Related to Michelle Fields
A brother in arms

Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (tJ+Xw)

167 I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:04 PM (optvY)

Attention whore.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

168 He will have to turn Japanese with his other hand now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (lf83v)
____________

He's turning his life ... uh ... "habits" around now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (YhzyV)

169 "Brandishing" means to point or wave a weapon in a threatening manner. Legally speaking.

But, left wing bolshie jurisdictions will charge peaceable citizens with "brandishing" for merely carrying a weapon openly, is my understanding. Some (all or most?) states concealed carry is unlawful without a permit, there may yet be some where open carry is legal. Vermont famously had no firearms laws whatsoever, for a long time. I'm sure they do now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (Z8dF5)

170 And this caught people while they were sleeping.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 03:07 PM (wHazn)


How awful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

171 158 Love the multiple "he-shot-my-arm-off" screams.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

yeah, that was cool but an arm actually shot off

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (us2H3)

172 Twitter link to must see sequence of Brazilian justice.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6j52jy

I think Ace linked the first one in the past

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2022 03:09 PM (47lQd)

173 https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

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That video is too damn short.

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (VJsqe)

174 I give it 5 of of 5 spurts.

Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (oTZbj)

175 Local news interviewed the owner today - glad he seems to be ok. Fucking Chad going to work after a heart attack 3 days later.

Also the media in general seems to be a bit confused as to why the entire community is stoked about this. Truly a feel good story. Since Gascon and his ilk ain't doing shit these asshat scum need to know things are not going to go well for them in the future.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (zB/T/)

176 Red Mind Blue State, would you email me , please. Address is in the left side bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (nYNrQ)

177 ou bet. The thief was only going to steal $949 worth of stuff, which is a misdemeanor. Shooting someone for a misdemeanor, especially a member of a protected (?) class = attempted murder.
==
Check me if I'm wrong, but was not the pointing of the assault rifle at the guy behind the counter more serious than a minor misdemeanor, whether or not he intended to steal a box of ho ho's. I'm certain that is frowned upon.

Posted by: or can you just point guns at people now and not expect to be shot at? at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2INmV)

178 One armed robbers always vote....

DEMOCRAT

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Y274z)

179 We know. You've come up seven times now.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (ZSK0i)

Enough to count on two hands.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (7nHS1)

180 SMH
Good to know the Cajun Navy is on the job

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (hOUT3)

181 > I think it's as simple as purposely showing it to someone, like revealing it under your shirt or somesuch.

Yep. I'm also aware of a case in my neck of the woods where a guy who was legally open carrying was convicted of brandishing for putting his hand on his weapon.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (eyxn4)

182 >>>shop owner might get off.

Haha he definitely should. Perps weapon was illegally possessed, he was brandishing and threatening with it, even with California's self defense laws this is pretty much open and shut self defense.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (T/vhV)

183 My guess is that the clerk checked the Beemer as it stopped. Two guys get out, one of them has long object in his hands, at least one of them was masked. That's why the clerk started reaching for the shotgun as the bozos opened the door. Also notice that the product display obstructed Disarmed Man's LOS to the clerk.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (6eRlp)

184 The downside for the robber is that he can only half participate in Palm Sunday.

Posted by: naturalfake


Snort

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (tQL7r)

185 I'm guessing he won't be joining the Army.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (YhzyV)

186 If the cops had shot him when he exited the headline would read. Police shoot an unarmed black man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (532WG)

187 It's just a flesh wound!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:00 PM (532WG)

Right, we'll call it a draw.

Posted by: InCali at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (eFvmN)

188 I bet he had a full choke on that gun, for which the robber should be thankful. The crook may have lost an arm but at least the dispersion pattern wasn't wide enough to take off his head too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (nOv9a)

189 This event was, as the 4chan kids say,

BASED

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Y274z)

190 Funny also that these criminals don't seem to be paying attention to the law - what with a 30 round clip and all. I wonder if Newsom is going to have some choice words about that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (zB/T/)

191 Laughed my a$$ off at the guy with the broken shin trying to get on the scooter in Brazil.


Was that wrong?

Posted by: Infidel at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (mn1Pi)

192 YOU get your arm shot off

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (7nHS1)

193 He will have to turn Japanese with his other hand now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 03:05 PM (lf83v)

once he's fitted with his artificial arm, he can do the stranger every time...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (p03vF)

194 Talk about bait and switch! I expected to see an actual arm blown off, or maybe dangling by a thread. Pfft.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

195 Givens always struck me as angry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

196 If I had a shotgun, which I don't, I'd be loading like such:

Buckshot, Slug, Buckshot, Slug, Buckshot, Slug...

Anyone have an issue with this?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM


You could try Winchester Defender rounds. 1 slug + 3 00 buck pellets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (4p7Em)

197 He rekt em.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (Y274z)

198 Haha he definitely should. Perps weapon was illegally possessed, he was brandishing and threatening with it, even with California's self defense laws this is pretty much open and shut self defense.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (T/vhV)
________________

Prosecutors will have to move the trial from Norco because the guy won't get an unfair trial there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (YhzyV)

199 He was looking for a handout.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (532WG)

200 His civil rights have been violated. He can no longer bare arms!

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (VJsqe)

201 You got me convinced: Defund the police. Empower the citizens and the Citizen Vigilance Committees.


You are going to get this regardless. Even without "defunding" the po po. Demonize the police and they are going to go to hands off policing.

People will only put up with it for so long. Then, criminals will simply start disappearing. No muss, no fuss. Just gone.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (M4uPp)

202 177 ou bet. The thief was only going to steal $949 worth of stuff, which is a misdemeanor. Shooting someone for a misdemeanor, especially a member of a protected (?) class = attempted murder.
==
Check me if I'm wrong, but was not the pointing of the assault rifle at the guy behind the counter more serious than a minor misdemeanor, whether or not he intended to steal a box of ho ho's. I'm certain that is frowned upon.
Posted by: or can you just point guns at people now and not expect to be shot at? at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2INmV)

I think you're right about that. It'd have been a different story if he was only trying to infect people with HIV.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (b2nrj)

203 Shotguns make very nasty wounds. Some gun forums say they are against the Geneva conventions, but I dunno...

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (jTmQV)

204 I'll give that would-be robber this: his friends are loyal and didn't run off without him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (Ivdso)

205 He'll never have to tie one arm behind his back again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

206 BEST movie review ever!!! :-)

Posted by: NC Ref at August 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Yh3xC)

207 This fine gentleman
Related to Michelle Fields
A brother in arms

Think that be "should be brother in arm!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 03, 2022 03:13 PM (hOUT3)

208 Fire TWO BLASTS!

nobody listens to me

Posted by: Joe Stolen at August 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Y274z)

209 85 No, he was not just "carrying," a rifle, he stormed into the store with the rifle held up in firing position, at his shoulder, with his eye at the sight and his finger on the trigger and aiming at the shop owner, and wearing a ski-mask.
++++
That's "brandishing," right? Carrying means you have a gun on you, but "brandishing" is waving it around or aiming it at someone?

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Generally brandishing is where someone is displaying a firearm with the intent to cause alarm (using the reasonable person std.). Actually pointing a deadly weapon at someone is assault with a deadly weapon or you also have degree type assault charges.

Assault is one of those charges in law that has gotten muddied over time by states calling it different names etc. But, given that a rifle was involved, it is a threat of offensive deadly force AT A DISTANCE, which means that it introduces a new factor rarely seen in deadly force cases. A rifle can be quite deadly pointed at you at distances far beyond the range of handguns. A couple of cases out West allowed deadly force in response at nearly 100m or so if the perp was assaulting someone with a rifle.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:13 PM (CXr4y)

210 Enough to count on two hands.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (7nHS1)


I keep my toes in reserve just in case.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSK0i)

211 How awful.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

Couple lost their kids, all four of them (ages 8 thru 1 1/2).

They fled to the roof, then the house was washed out from beneath them, so they scrambled to the trees and held on for a few hours, until a wave washed them from the trees, washing the children away.

It links to GFM, but the cousin set it up for funeral expenses:

https://tinyurl.com/23pcf5jh

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (wHazn)

212 Disarmed robber. Snort. I suppose I should be ashamed for laughing at him.
I'm not.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (VdGjU)

213 Willowed: Even less explicable: Fatal Attraction with him throwing aside Ann Archer A DAY AFTER SHE TOOK A TRIP for ... Glenn Close????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022

***
I know: Douglas has played that kind of sucker at least twice. And Anne, his wife character, is not painted as a monster or a shrew, right?
==
Do not underestimate the power of a sloppily enthusiastic blowjob.
Posted by: you know what i mean? at August 03, 2022


***
I do, and have been seduced by the application of same. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (txdEq)

214 If the cops had shot him when he exited the headline would read. Police shoot an unarmed black man.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (532WG)
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And Al Sharpton and the race-baiting lawyer Ben Crump would have been grabbing their "go" bags.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (YhzyV)

215 Will now always be last picked in 2-hand touch football.

Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (oTZbj)

216 Shotguns make very nasty wounds. Some gun forums say they are against the Geneva conventions, but I dunno...
____________________________________________

in World War I, the Germans lodged a complaint against American forces for using a trench gun, which was a shotgun. They said it was inhumane.

The Americans pointed out that the Germans were using the flame thrower and they they should go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM (lf83v)

217 I keep seeing these robbers in crime videos lately, but they all look the same to me.
Does that make me racisst?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

218 One armed bandit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (F81Bt)

219 NOT FUNNY!!!!

- - Michelle Fields
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Not funny....

Posted by: carlos mencia at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (p03vF)

220 he truth is Raylan is incandescently angry at his piece of shit criminal father ("I'd add petty") and sees it in the visage of every scumbag he stares down. Just because you can hold it in doesn't mean you're not angry.
==
Agreed. I've made this point before. Last scene of first show, he breaks into Winona's house and scares Gary to death nearly. Dialogue with Winona establishes this . . . Raylan you're the angriest man I've ever known. Show starts off with his ANGER - driving him to gun down Tommy Bucks, and getting himself kicked back to KY.

The angriest men, aren't yellers. They kill. But Raylan's kills, are . . . Justified. And so too, was his ANGER.

Posted by: Justified at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (cYwTe)

221 Shotguns make very nasty wounds. Some gun forums say they are against the Geneva conventions, but I dunno...
Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (jTmQV)
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For that reason, I think a shotgun can command instant respect at relatively short range that an AR might not. No one wants to get clipped or blasted at relatively short range by a shotgun. So smart people will behave. Dumbasses get their arms shot off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (K5n5d)

222 Willowed: Even less explicable: Fatal Attraction with him throwing aside Ann Archer A DAY AFTER SHE TOOK A TRIP for ... Glenn Close????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022
____________

One word: optometry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (YhzyV)

223 That;s what I saw. He leveled a shotgun, got blasted, and ran.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)

No, the robber had an AR, loaded with 556 based on the size of the mag.

Either he didn't see the gentleman with the shotgun or he clearly had no intention to use it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (MkuC5)

224 "He shot my arm off!!"

"Yeah? You're damn lucky he didn't shoot your head off!"

Posted by: Corona at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (nakGR)

225 Even though I don't own a youth 12ga 870 Rem, definitely would alternate buckshot and slugs. I mean I don't have that ammo either but if I did.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (532WG)

226 What are they allowed to do about grocers' apostrophes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:06 PM (YhzyV)


Fortunately they are not used in Portuguese.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (xhaym)

227 Rub some dirt on it...

Posted by: Martini Farmer

Thread winner.

Posted by: Ultra pj at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (G1dq6)

228 Should have never shot him, but called Dork Brandon instead.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

229 I've had worse

Posted by: The Black Knight at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (wtaTG)

230 Let's all give the robber a great big hand!!!

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (7nHS1)

231 Red Mind Blue State, would you email me , please. Address is in the left side bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM


Check your inbox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (4p7Em)

232 And here comes the arm puns...

Bewbs!

Posted by: Bosk at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (v4L7Y)

233 He is now in the Army.

Arm of One?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM (ppBhU)

234 So, does any of the horde speak Portuguese? I'd love to know what they're saying during the Brazilian....uh, video.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM (tQL7r)

235 yeah but neither of Douglas' characters was jumped on and given oral sex without warning, he fell for these women and went after them before sex came up. In the case of Glenn Close she's a HUGELY inferior choice in every way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

236 I never understood the wisdom behind parking your getaway car right out front where it will be on tape from multiple angles. Yes, the car was probably stolen. But still, parking the car out front means you have to get in and out of the car on camera, and there's always a risk that the car gets blocked in the parking lot making your exit difficult. Isn't the much better play to park the getaway car around the block? Sometimes I think these thugs aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

237 He entered the store clearly in armed robbery mode.
And he left the store in one-armed robbery mode.


This happened in California? This should be the most popular store in the state! In the Biden economy, and California, most stores charge at LEAST and arm AND a leg.

Posted by: Reality is no Winner at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

238 203 Shotguns make very nasty wounds. Some gun forums say they are against the Geneva conventions, but I dunno...

Posted by: gourmand at large
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Hague conventions and no, that is not the US position the last time that I checked. The conventions do not apply to civilians or to illegal combatants.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM (CXr4y)

239 Love the multiple "he-shot-my-arm-off" screams.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
*
yeah, that was cool but an arm actually shot off
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022


***
Do stupid things like robbing a store, win stupid prizes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (txdEq)

240 If the cops had shot him when he exited the headline would read. Police shoot an unarmed black man.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (532WG)
______________

And Al Sharpton and the race-baiting lawyer Ben Crump would have been grabbing their "go" bags.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:14 PM

Hand Up! Don't shoot!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (532WG)

241 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy
https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9


That's the funniest shit I've seen since the Arkansas State Patrol PIT maneuvered a criminal on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

242 The angriest men, aren't yellers. They kill. But Raylan's kills, are . . . Justified. And so too, was his ANGER.
Posted by: Justified at August 03, 2022 03:15 PM (cYwTe)
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Raylan always struck me as a man in perpetual tranquil fury mode. Yes, he was angry, but he kept it on a very, very tight leash, ready to be loosed in a heartbeat should he feel the need. It's why he was so dangerous.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (K5n5d)

243 Every time he reaches for something with that arm he will remember why its not there.

Fitting punishment.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (sI15f)

244 I think Ace linked the first one in the past
Posted by: Gentlemen

2nd to last is hard for me to watch (3 times now) due to the broken leg being walked on and then the guy hopping to the MC to get escape.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (MxUom)

245 >>> 201
==
You are going to get this regardless. Even without "defunding" the po po. Demonize the police and they are going to go to hands off policing.

People will only put up with it for so long. Then, criminals will simply start disappearing. No muss, no fuss. Just gone.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (M4uPp)

Heh. Remember Uncle Palp? "We are praying the safe return of [X who we really don't want back]..."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (llON8)

246 Never bring an AR pea shooter to a shotgun fight.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (nnp+f)

247 Every time he reaches for something with that arm he will remember why its not there.

Fitting punishment.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:17 PM (sI15f)



LOL

"Hey man. Pass me the chips."

*shit.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Raylan seemed more dedicated to justice and fierce in his application, not angry. Even his reactions tended to be low key and sometimes amused, not rage. How can anyone claim this is the angriest person they ever knew??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (Ivdso)

249
Slap a hot iron on it
*this time actually sound medical advice

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (w9Wax)

250 Did he get an eye shot out too?

Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (oTZbj)

251 The Americans pointed out that the Germans were using the flame thrower and they they should go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

They're also the folks who gave us poison gas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (FVME7)

252 Check me if I'm wrong, but was not the pointing of the assault rifle at the guy behind the counter more serious than a minor misdemeanor, whether or not he intended to steal a box of ho ho's. I'm certain that is frowned upon.
Posted by: or can you just point guns at people now and not expect to be shot at? at August 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2INmV)
______________

I was being sarcastic about the $949 theft. He's from an oppressed/ marginalized class, so that's an aggravating circumstance. /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (YhzyV)

253 >>>Shotguns make very nasty wounds. Some gun forums say they are against the Geneva conventions, but I dunno...

>Call it a trench gun and you're good to go!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (WHt4f)

254 He will be the beneficiary of many heros who lost limbs in service to their country and gained prosthetic limbs to carry on with their lives.

And thanks to Obamacare he won't pay a red cent for his care.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (Y274z)

255 In the case of Glenn Close she's a HUGELY inferior choice in every way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM

Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag. Never saw any attractiveness in her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (532WG)

256 "The laws and professional police force are there to protect the criminals from the citizenry."

Right. Just as the FBI isn't there to investigate political corruption but to roust, harass and terrorize patriots demanding accountability for that corruption.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 03:19 PM (H8QX8)

257 Sometimes I think these thugs aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: Elric Blade
--------------------
Robbers are generally the lowest on the iq scale as it only requires brute force and a willingness to hurt people over often scant rewards.

However, that also means they do not give a shit about hurting people as they generally discount any future consequences for what they can get right now. Loser lifestyle and if let out, will reoffend within months of being released--even in old age.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:19 PM (CXr4y)

258 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy

Holy crap that is brutal! Love it.

Posted by: Bosk at August 03, 2022 03:19 PM (v4L7Y)

259 Yeah, the owner had a cc camera on the parking lot and it was pretty apparent that these guys weren't interested in buying a pack of gum.
80 years old, still working.
I hope he considers retirement because you just know these fellas have further plans for him.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:19 PM (jTmQV)

260 The store is equipped with multiple HD cameras covering multiple LOS. Indoors and outdoors. We only see footage from two cameras. There should be at least two cameras either to the side of the clerk or behind him (to keep an eye on the clerk and the till) as well as in the interior corners. The best footage would be an interior shot covering the approach to the front door. We don't see video from that one. Also, audio inside.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:19 PM (6eRlp)

261 It's the Hague conventions, ackshually.

No, they aren't banned there, either. I never signed nothin' like that anyway.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Z8dF5)

262 Every time he reaches for something with that arm he will remember why its not there.

Fitting punishment.

-
Fits like a glove.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (FVME7)

263 Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag.

Well, and Ann Archer is absolutely gorgeous. And they seemed to get along really well, its not like the film set up some kind of bad relationship. The rest of the movie shows her to be loyal, good, and fierce in protecting her family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Ivdso)

264 this is my old home town of Norco. the shop owner will definitely get off and i am going to tell you why. He is the sweetest man and a member of the VFW. He had a heart attack right after shooting the dude and had to go to the hospital and is now a local hero from what i am hearing.

Ever since the BLM problems our town has been a target as its full of "Hick cowboys" and "white power people" according to twitter. Once "Burn Norco" started trending on Twitter i had to leave home invasions started happening with boring regularity and fireworks were being shot into peoples yards. These guys drove a LONG way for this, and its targeted harassment.

I am now living somewhere more peaceful (I bought a farm, no really! i did! and the last conversation i had with friends back home were to the effect that it was just a matter of time till a big shooting like this would happen. mark my words if that old dude ha shot first made sure it was not a killing shot, they would have kille him for sure and felt good about it. i see this as more "City vs. country class" and not so racial. this is a class thing and its getting fucking scary.

the urban hate for the rural is in another class

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (jhAhX)

265 Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag. Never saw any attractiveness in her.
______________________________________________

I will not be ignored!

Rabbit stew, anyone?

Posted by: Glenn Close at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (lf83v)

266 #251
WW1 Krauts murdered over 100,000 using poison gas.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Y274z)

267 222 Willowed: Even less explicable: Fatal Attraction with him throwing aside Ann Archer A DAY AFTER SHE TOOK A TRIP for ... Glenn Close????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022

Arnuld was with Maria Shriver, but yet he still banged the maid. Forbidden fruit has an allure all on its own. Also, maybe the promise of elevator sechs sealed the deal.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

268 Love this

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (6AHpt)

269 Generally brandishing is where someone is displaying a firearm with the intent to cause alarm (using the reasonable person std.). Actually pointing a deadly weapon at someone is assault with a deadly weapon or you also have degree type assault charges. ...
Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:13 PM (CXr4y)
++++
That is a nuance I did not know, thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (WWh8n)

270 Store owner probably reaches for his shotgun any time someone backs their car in...

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (VJsqe)

271
I have no issue. I think the only consideration is your backstop. Slugs (and buckshot) will travel through residential walls pretty darn well.
Posted by: bonhomme


What's the alternative?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (xWhqL)

272
Not funny!

Posted by: Lord Nelson at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (1Nxff)

273 but he kept it on a very, very tight leash, ready to be loosed in a heartbeat should he feel the need.
==
Yes, until it was, you could say J U S T I F I E D

Posted by: its right there in the title at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM (XvhOr)

274 In the case of Glenn Close she's a HUGELY inferior choice in every way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:16 PM

Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag. Never saw any attractiveness in her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM


Seriously. I could not suspend enough disbelief for that movie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 03:21 PM (4p7Em)

275 Arnuld was with Maria Shriver, but yet he still banged the maid. Forbidden fruit has an allure all on its own. Also, maybe the promise of elevator sechs sealed the deal.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 03:20 PM

Maria is ugly and so is the maid. Ahnold is stoopid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:21 PM (532WG)

276 True story to add to my comment above: My dad was a criminal lawyer way back in the day. He had a client who robbed a liquor store. Problem was, the robber went into the wrong place. Instead of going into the liquor store to rob it, he went into the Chinese take-out next door.

So Mr Genius barges into the Chinese food place with gun drawn, realizes he's in the wrong place, and yells out -- and this is classic -- "OH SNAP . . . TIMEOUT!" He then leaves the store, goes right next door to the liquor store, and robs it. Of course, the Chinese place called the cops as soon as the robber left, so by the time he completed his robbery in the liquor store, the cops were there waiting for him. Really smart guy!

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

277 >>>Generally brandishing is where someone is displaying a firearm with the intent to cause alarm

Again this is California just carrying the weapon openly in town is illegal.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 03:21 PM (T/vhV)

278 I'd be angry too if Natalie Zea walked out on me and hooked up with some doughy floormat instead.

Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2022 03:21 PM (h5TKJ)

279 So Quickdraw's cohorts dropped him off at the ER, then waited patiently in the parking lot in their stolen car full of stolen weapons. That "Florida man" meme might need an update.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (sWM8x)

280
Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag. Never saw any attractiveness in her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (532WG)



But she can suck a bowling ball through surgical tubing.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

281 Arnuld was with Maria Shriver, but yet he still banged the maid.

Yeah but upon seeing the maid, nobody on earth said "that makes sense".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Ivdso)

282 You are going to get this regardless. Even without "defunding" the po po. Demonize the police and they are going to go to hands off policing.

People will only put up with it for so long. Then, criminals will simply start disappearing. No muss, no fuss. Just gone.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:12 PM (M4uPp)

++++
And it will be universal. The police have, by and large, done little to justify their defense and so the vigilantism is going to be widespread, urban and rural. Localities with decent cops probably won't see it happen, but the rest will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)

283 Waive yo hand in the aiy like ya just don't care..

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (532WG)

284 I saw the video yesterday and didn't realize the would-be robber got hurt. I thought he was screaming "HE'S GOT MORE AMMO!" which, in retrospect, would be more coherent than expected.

Posted by: pookysgirl bought a dog toy today at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (XKZwp)

285 Funny Lake vs McCain photoshop:

https://bit.ly/3bw15OT

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (eyxn4)

286 Richard Kimball is now hunting for this robber.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (VdGjU)

287 Ahnold just wanted to have offspring away from the Kennedy lineage.
Totally reasonable.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (jTmQV)

288 How can anyone claim this is the angriest person they ever knew??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:18 PM (Ivdso)

Well it's literally a device to all but spell out the central theme of the show.

The internal struggle of a man to be moral and just vs the desire to blow the head off of every single criminal scumbag because they remind him of his abusive father.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (7nHS1)

289 NY DA Alvin Bragg would have put the 80 yr old man in jail had this happened in NYC.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (NpAcC)

290 Bob Dole doesn't find this funny at all.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

291 This busty bikini brunette is glad that the store owner is recovering well from his heart attack:
https://is.gd/lVD2cL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:23 PM (WWh8n)

292 For those considering a shotgun for home defense, a very good choice is a 20 gauge autoloader. Shoots soft, shoots quick, recovers quick, and the difference between the 12 ga and the 20 ga in terms of stopping power is negligible.

It is important to understand the recoil of a 12 gauge running full tactical loads is in the range of a 450 Bushmaster or a 50 Beowulf - or even more.

Just sayin.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (MkuC5)

293 there was also another home invasion in norco where the perpetrators came in to rob the house after stealing a nearby truck and backing it up to the front door. the owner's crippled dad was home and beat the invaders nearly to death (knocked one out) with his brass knob topped hickory cane, IIRC...

he got off without charges too.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (jhAhX)

294 Here's what Ace missed:

The 80 yr old was working in his store AT TWO FORTY FIVE AM IN THE MORNING when he saw them back up on a surveillance camera and exit their vehicle.

2:45 am. The store WAS NOT OPEN.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (M4uPp)

295 Check me if I'm wrong, but was not the pointing of the assault rifle at the guy behind the counter more serious than a minor misdemeanor, whether or not he intended to steal a box of ho ho's. I'm certain that is frowned upon.
Posted by: or can you just point guns at people now and not expect to be shot at?
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Any firearm at that distance is considered a deadly weapon if displayed in such a way as to cause a objective reasonable person to believe themselves to be subject to an immediate attack. So, deadly force can be employed to stop the attack by the perpetrator.

Still have to justify it to the DA though and perhaps in borderline cases to a grand jury and/or jury.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (CXr4y)

296
They used to call him Handy Andy.

Now he's known as Hand Andy.

Posted by: Frankly at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (K/T5Q)

297 > What's the alternative?

I have #4 buck in my home defense shotgun. I also have a mental map of which directions are safer to shoot in.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (eyxn4)

298 I remember when getaway vehicles were old shitboxes. Now they're shiny BMW SUVs.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (H8QX8)

299 Robbers Criminals generally are generally the lowest on the iq scale as it only requires brute force and a willingness to hurt people over often scant rewards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (YhzyV)

300 Latest thug murderer arrested here in Shithole is 13yo. No matter how righteous the DGU, any solid citizen who has to lethally defend himself against a 13yo will spend the rest of his life in prison, being sued, and enduring gang retaliation. The system is hopelessly biased in favor of thug juveniles.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (qpX6U)

301 I watched the Brazil video. Cheered at the good parts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (44ww/)


There were a lot of them.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (ZSK0i)

302 Breaking News: Arnold Schwarzenegger was found face down in Kari Lake this afternoon. More at 11.

Posted by: Diane Simmons, Quahog 5 News at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (lf83v)

303 Brazil changed the law and Citizen's are allowed to run over
Robber's on motor bike's, Watch and enjoy
https://tinyurl.com/mryw6zb9

Like the greatest video game ever, The Simpsons Hit and Run.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (FVME7)

304 All shotguns have a hell of a kick, but yeah 20 gauge will be much more manageable than 12 gauge even if it feels less badass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)

305 "What are you going to do, shoot my arm off?"

- Guy whose arm was shot off

Posted by: Another Anon at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (R0UgC)

306 The 80 yr old was working in his store AT TWO FORTY FIVE AM IN THE MORNING when he saw them back up on a surveillance camera and exit their vehicle.

2:45 am. The store WAS NOT OPEN.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (M4uPp)
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How do we know? A lot of convenience stores are open 'round the clock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (WWh8n)

307 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:23 PM (WWh8n)

I’ll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (6AHpt)

308 This here is white privilege-80 year old working behind a liquor store counter at 2:45am on Sunday morning.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (rJ48h)

309 Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag.

Well, and Ann Archer is absolutely gorgeous. And they seemed to get along really well, its not like the film set up some kind of bad relationship. The rest of the movie shows her to be loyal, good, and fierce in protecting her family.
==
But no sloppily enthusiastic blowjobs. (Its implied by their state in life. Guys married a long time know this) Glenn Close's character had a reputation that preceded her. He thought he knew what he was signing up for. . . she's a metaphor for a deadly STD - cheap sex that kills. What year was this movie release again?

Posted by: I'm not Roger Ebert or anything but at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (M3AMM)

310
Yeah but upon seeing the maid, nobody on earth said "that makes sense".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Ivdso)



He didn't expect to knock her up. Anytime anyone would've said anything to him, he'd always have the "dude, look at her. Would YOU?" defense in his pocket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Big to-do by the Imperial German Gov't when the Yanks started perforating the Kaiser's finest with 12 gauge buck. The Krauts went so far as to declare any US soldier captured with a shotgun was to be considered a war criminal and subject to immediate execution. Furthermore, the Germans lodged a protest with the Hague Court. The US State Department got involved as well as the War Department, with the counter-argument being that a war that included the use of poison gas and gasbag terror bombing made pew-pew with a bird gun rather silly in comparison.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:26 PM (6eRlp)

312 Made my day, especially the screaming bitch part.

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2022 03:26 PM (+ya+t)

313 This busty bikini brunette is glad that the store owner is recovering well from his heart attack:
https://is.gd/lVD2cL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:23 PM (WWh8n)
........

Sounds like a sweet girl.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

314 You know what would have made this video even better? If the old guy had first said "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum . . . ."

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

315 Robbery, it's all fun and games until someone gets his arm shot off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:26 PM (FVME7)

316 City vs. country class" and not so racial. this is a class thing and its getting scary....the urban hate for the rural is in another class
Posted by: Gushka can

I think it's always been a class thing. Not racial.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (tQL7r)

317 Unlike a 9mm, that shotgun could "blow the lung out of the body." https://bit.ly/3bqKjRc

Posted by: scruboak at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (I+dwr)

318 This busty bikini brunette is glad that the store owner is recovering well from his heart attack:
https://is.gd/lVD2cL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:23 PM (WWh8n)



#OrangeGirlNotBad

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

319 The store was open, lit up, front door unlocked.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (jTmQV)

320 And it will be universal. The police have, by and large, done little to justify their defense and so the vigilantism is going to be widespread, urban and rural. Localities with decent cops probably won't see it happen, but the rest will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


The confounding factor is that the Feds are hot and horny to prosecute those cases, particularly if the vigilante has money or is white.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (IEa8U)

321 wiki sez the bunny boiler was unleashed :
"Fatal Attraction was released on September 18, 1987 by Paramount Pictures."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (llON8)

322 And it will be universal. The police have, by and large, done little to justify their defense and so the vigilantism is going to be widespread, urban and rural. Localities with decent cops probably won't see it happen, but the rest will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)

Norco defunded the police before it was cool during the obama years. it left 40,000 people policed by five prowlers and at night two run by Riverside county Sherriff's dept. That city is thought of as a very soft target, and Eastvale nearby is better policed.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (jhAhX)

323 At close range, a 12 gage is tough to beat, and tough to walk away from.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (QSjkU)

324 How do we know? A lot of convenience stores are open 'round the clock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix



Norco Market & Liquor.
Most states require stores selling hard alcohol to close. Not just rope off the hard area.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (M4uPp)

325 I was trying to think of a good 80's movie one liner for the shop owner. But all the good ones have been covered.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (7nHS1)

326 sure it's been said, but you'd think Ace would link also to the Brazilian open season on motorcycle gangs video. You know, now it's ok to run over ppl robbing you

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (OuH7W)

327 Don't Be a Thug
If You Can't Take a Slug
Doo Da Doo Da

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (CJAql)

328 Glen Close looks like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire when he was dressed up in drag. Never saw any attractiveness in her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022


***
At the time of Fatal Attraction, she was a *handsome* woman rather than a beautiful or hot one. Completely unlike Anne Archer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:28 PM (txdEq)

329 >>>All shotguns have a hell of a kick

Don't know what you're shooting but I'll disagree. Semi-auto shotguns really don't kick much.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (T/vhV)

330 You know what would have made this video even better? If the old guy had first said "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum . . . ."

"if you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk"
--Tuco

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

331 292 For those considering a shotgun for home defense, a very good choice is a 20 gauge autoloader. Shoots soft, shoots quick, recovers quick, and the difference between the 12 ga and the 20 ga in terms of stopping power is negligible.

It is important to understand the recoil of a 12 gauge running full tactical loads is in the range of a 450 Bushmaster or a 50 Beowulf - or even more.

Just sayin. Posted by: CZ = FNG
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You have to practice using shotguns as they are no ray of death at close ranges. You can still miss. And a gas operated system needs maintenance/care on a regular basis as they are slightly more prone to failure than a pump action. The pump action is more subject to user error if you do not practice doing it as you can short stroke it. Jammed shotguns are pretty much out for the count so you best have an alternative means of defense too.

FWIW, a 20 gauge blast is equivalent to two 44 Magnum shells being fired simultaneously so it is still very potent. Same with slugs.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (CXr4y)

332 The confounding factor is that the Feds are hot and horny to prosecute those cases, particularly if the vigilante has money or is white.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (IEa8U)
++++
Yup, which will bring "shoot, shovel, shut up" back. It's a no-win if the cops and *especially* the feds don't institute some major, meaningful reforms and prosecutions of their own malefactors toot sweet. They'll lose, we'll lose and the general peace will lose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (WWh8n)

333 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (FVME7)

Bolsonaro is a gem.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (6AHpt)

334 Excuse me, I speak jive.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley


Loved that they had Barbara B doing the jive talking.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (tQL7r)

335 102 Speaking of Raylan Givens... his wife dumped him telling him that he was "The angriest person she's ever known". That comes up a few times in the show: he's an angry person.

--

My explanation- wifey was a selfish beyotch
Notice how she comes back when he starts dating someone else
Dog in the manger

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (F81Bt)

336 At the time of Fatal Attraction, she was a *handsome* woman rather than a beautiful or hot one.

At her peak she's the kind of woman that would make people today go "is that a dude?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

337 wiki sez the bunny boiler was unleashed :
"Fatal Attraction was released on September 18, 1987 by Paramount Pictures."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022


***
*That* long ago? I thought it was in the early '90s for some reason.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

338 So now the crooks are turning to rifles just as the ass sucking dems are trying to ban them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 03:30 PM (VwHCD)

339 Bolsonaro is a gem.

His recent interview with Tucker Carlson was fantastic.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 03:30 PM (ZGrMX)

340 The store was open, lit up, front door unlocked.
Posted by: gourmand

Wow. I stand corrected. Unusual for a liquor store to be open at 3 in the morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:30 PM (M4uPp)

341 When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at August 03, 2022 03:30 PM (oedLL)

342 Latest thug murderer arrested here in Shithole is 13yo. No matter how righteous the DGU, any solid citizen who has to lethally defend himself against a 13yo will spend the rest of his life in prison, being sued, and enduring gang retaliation. The system is hopelessly biased in favor of thug juveniles.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (qpX6U)
______________

And the MSM (spit) will publish a photo of perp as a cherubic six year old, and feature his momma blubbing about what a good boy he was, and that (in internal contradiction) he was turning his life around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:30 PM (YhzyV)

343 How can anyone claim this is the angriest person they ever knew??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
===
Winona lived with him for years. You are supposed to credit her with the knowledge of her experience. I mean, logically, that's what the writer wrote the scene and dialogue for. And why it is positioned at the end of the first show, which started with a rage killing. which, you didn't know was a rage killing until he tells the back story. That is why it is called Justified. You are supposed to understand that his is a VERY ANGRY man, who is keeping it controlled. He is his father's son, but he grew up around his FATHER's uncontrolled rage and refuses to lose control.

Posted by: I'm not Roger Ebert or anything but at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (hvuDo)

344 Wow. I stand corrected. Unusual for a liquor store to be open at 3 in the morning.
________________________________________________

Puritan.

*hic*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

345 Well shit. Vin Skully died. He was an icon.

Posted by: Infidel at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (mn1Pi)

346 Holy crap that is brutal! Love it.

Posted by: Bosk at August 03, 2022 03:19 PM (v4L7Y)

The last one is particularly satisfying.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (XIJ/X)

347 > For those considering a shotgun for home defense, a very good choice is a 20 gauge autoloader.

If you choose a shotgun, you should know they are damn hard to run without a ton of practice. If you can't do tactical reloads, clear malfunctions, and reliably cycle the weapon in the dark, don't pick the shotgun.

You should also pattern your weapon with your defense loads at whatever max distance you can find in your home. If you're shooting bigger than a pie tin at your hallway distance, you need to consider flight control or something similar.

Also, birdshot at 20 yards plus is likely not going to be a man-stopper. Sure, that's not an inside the home distance, but it's good to have in mind if you exit the home.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (eyxn4)

348 Glenn Close was also the "prize" in Dangerous Liaisons, somehow.

Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (h5TKJ)

349 Afternoon.

It didn't really look like the guy got his arm blown off. Maybe they had to remove it later but in the video is still looks attached.

Maybe I'm just taking it all too literally.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (1Yy3c)

350 300 Latest thug murderer arrested here in Shithole is 13yo. No matter how righteous the DGU, any solid citizen who has to lethally defend himself against a 13yo will spend the rest of his life in prison, being sued, and enduring gang retaliation. The system is hopelessly biased in favor of thug juveniles.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf
----------------------------
No, they won't and haven't. A gun is a gun is a gun and considered a deadly weapon at a distance. Same rules apply there.

You might try reading the Armed Citizen column in the NRA mag or Clayton Cramer used to keep up with such in his blog.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (CXr4y)

351 Can aspiring rappers have only one arm?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

352
The first round is Buckshot because:

-- it's dark in the house, hard to see intruder(s)
-- could be mulitple intruders and it's nice to hit them all

The second round is a Slug because, well, the homeowner got their attention with buckshot and now it's time for some real fun.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (xWhqL)

353 That's "brandishing," right? Carrying means you have a gun on you, but "brandishing" is waving it around or aiming it at someone?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (WWh8n)
~~~~~

See now, if you were a cop you'd know that.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (3ImbR)

354 "wiki sez the bunny boiler was unleashed :
"Fatal Attraction was released on September 18, 1987 by Paramount Pictures.""

Good movie. Anne Archer in her undies, and the sweetest dog ever cast in a feature film.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:33 PM (qpX6U)

355 1/2 the government is Jacking us just like one arm guy.

Stop government. Just stop that.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 03:33 PM (IpRgd)

356 Yeah, *after* the fact he yells, 'I'm unarmed!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2022 03:33 PM (7uHaa)

357 The one armed thug was lucky to even be able to run away. The shop owner missed (mostly) or was using light loads. 12 ga is not generally something you walk away from.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (Xllcm)

358 Don't know what you're shooting but I'll disagree.

Well fair enough, every shotgun I have shot had a hell of a kick.

And as for Glenn Close, the only movie she worked well in was The Natural, where she came across as a nice homespun ordinary girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)

359
I have #4 buck in my home defense shotgun. I also have a mental map of which directions are safer to shoot in.
Posted by: bonhomme


Okay, that'd work, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (xWhqL)

360 Semi-auto shotguns really don't kick much.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (T/vhV)

I can shoot skeet loads all day through an 1100, but full power tactical loads (00 Buck) are something else entirely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (XIJ/X)

361 gasbag terror bombing
-----------------------------------
Airships!!!

Posted by: zombie count von zeppelin at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (yikp0)

362 the sweetest dog ever cast in a feature film.

Arf?

Posted by: Daisy from John Wick at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ZGrMX)

363 :45 am. The store WAS NOT OPEN.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (M4uPp)
++++
How do we know? A lot of convenience stores are open 'round the clock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Especially in CA where you can sell booze anytime of day.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (MxUom)

364 343 How can anyone claim this is the angriest person they ever knew??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
===
Winona lived with him for years. You are supposed to credit her with the knowledge of her experience. I mean, logically, that's what the writer wrote the scene and dialogue for. And why it is positioned at the end of the first show, which started with a rage killing. which, you didn't know was a rage killing until he tells the back story. That is why it is called Justified. You are supposed to understand that his is a VERY ANGRY man, who is keeping it controlled. He is his father's son, but he grew up around his FATHER's uncontrolled rage and refuses to lose control.
Posted by: I'm not Roger Ebert or anything but at August 03, 2022 03:31 PM (hvuDo)

Are yall talking about a movie character or real life?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (sI15f)

365
Loved that they had Barbara B doing the jive talking.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:29 PM (tQL7r)



Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

366 351 Can aspiring rappers have only one arm?
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

2Pac had only one testicle.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (1Yy3c)

367 I recently inherited a Winchester Model 1912 12 ga pump made in 1925. Since I had no idea when it was last used, I had a gunsmith take it down and thoroughly check it out. He said it's good as new.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (H8QX8)

368 The store was open, lit up, front door unlocked.
Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:27 PM (jTmQV)

Yep. When it's time to close a store, nothing is faster than a clerk snapping the door latches and turning the lock. In NC, 24-hour stores selling beer and wine simply stop selling beer and wine at the appointed time.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (6eRlp)

369 heard on the radio fucker is still in critical condition in the hospital.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

370 I watched the Brazil video. Cheered at the good parts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 03:02 PM (44ww/)

There were a lot of them.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (ZSK0i)
____________

I liked the urban bowling theme.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (YhzyV)

371 I have #4 buck in my home defense shotgun. I also have a mental map of which directions are safer to shoot in.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (eyxn4)

Respectfully, #4 will be disabling up close, but is really not sufficient for defensive shooting. It's a bird load. Maybe 3 inch would be more effective. It spreads too fast and the pellets aren't big enough to do enough damage in the Right Now.

In the case in point, if that gentleman was running #4 he likely would not have stopped the threat and would have been the recipient of a barrage of high velocity ammo from an opponent who also had more ammo in his gun.

No offense. I'd just hate to see you standing there asking yourself why this guy isn't on the ground yet.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (MkuC5)

372 You can be open, just not sell liquor after a certain hour. (I forget when that is).

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (jTmQV)

373 Ok .Scumbag shot by liberal who voted for governor and DA who put no-bail in place. Good.

Scumbags being shot by liberal who vote dem.
I'll supply the ammo.

Posted by: redenzo at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (E7vND)

374 Shotgun beats AR-15.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (vcv8B)

375 Fatal Attraction was released on September 18, 1987 by Paramount Pictures.""
===
HIV was the big thing in the 80's.

Posted by: I'm not Roger Ebert or anything but at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (EJg6c)

376 Also, birdshot at 20 yards plus is likely not going to be a man-stopper. Sure, that's not an inside the home distance, but it's good to have in mind if you exit the home.
Posted by: bonhomme

BB or 000 Buck out of an 18.5" 12 gauge Improved Cylinder at 20'.

Hard to beat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (M4uPp)

377 Hell, I'll shoot all your arms off if it give me harder more gleaming erections.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)

378 Go to CFP and look at the vigilante justice against Brazilian thieves on motorcycles. It is legal to kill them.
Wild West indeed.

Posted by: Valiant at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (cy2xC)

379 *siren*
*motions to pull over*

It's "shot my arm off", not "shoot my arm off"

Have a pleasant day sir!

Posted by: Grammar Police at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (h2V1y)

380 I wodner Weasel could turn this video into a how to tutorial. just sayin...

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (CJAql)

381 I was trying to think of a good 80's movie one liner for the shop owner. But all the good ones have been covered.
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Do you need a hand?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (yikp0)

382 A 12 gauge with 00 buck kicks like a mule, especially if it's something light. You'll probably also never hear again if you shoot it indoors a few times.

I still say a pistol with hollowpoints is the best home defense weapon. I'd rather have 17 rounds and the ability to have quick followup shots.

Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (YsTC1)

383 Maria is ugly and so is the maid. Ahnold is stoopid.
Posted by: Minnfidel

And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (tQL7r)

384 Shotgun, damn hard to run? Remington 870 says hello.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (oWBc3)

385 369 heard on the radio fucker is still in critical condition in the hospital.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

A wound to the upper inside arm will ruin your whole day if you don't get a tourniquet on it toot sweet.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (MkuC5)

386 351 Can aspiring rappers have only one arm?
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah. Put a doo-rag and a gold tooth on it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (sI15f)

387
Also, birdshot at 20 yards plus is likely not going to be a man-stopper..
Posted by: bonhomme


But perhaps it will suffice to be a "crowd-pleaser," if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (xWhqL)

388 Yep. When it's time to close a store, nothing is faster than a clerk snapping the door latches and turning the lock.

Yeah, first thing you do, before any cleanup. You want NOBODY else coming in to slow your shut down or force you to stay around longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)

389 >>>Note that these videos show an armed scumbag criminal getting his arm shot off and screaming in pain like a bitch.

It is the way of my people.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (U3uv2)

390 383 Maria is ugly and so is the maid. Ahnold is stoopid.
Posted by: Minnfidel

And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (tQL7r)

Seems like a predictable result then, aside from the ugliness of the sidepiece.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (b2nrj)

391 2Pac had only one testicle.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (1Yy3c)

Shouldn't he have been called 1Pac?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (XIJ/X)

392 *excitedly scribbles lyrics

Posted by: Randy Bachman at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (w9Wax)

393 Hmm, looks like red shirt guy pointed the gun. He appears later in the video to have both arms. The last guy in black hoodie who initially couldn't get in the SUV front passenger door and finally got in the back seat might have been the one missing the arm or otherwise unable to use the arm since he used the opposite hand to use the door (saw this on a slightly longer cut).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (fs1hN)

394 I enjoy good news stories.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (J7wri)

395 Bonhomme, well said.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (CXr4y)

396 "At her peak she's the kind of woman that would make people today go "is that a dude?""

The first time we see her in Fatal Attraction, the guys act like she's smoking, and it's so incongruous to her looks, even allowing for the awful 80s fashion. Still, she gave a really great psycho performance. A movie worth the watch.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (qpX6U)

397 353 "brandishing" is waving it around or aiming it at someone?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2022 03:01 PM (WWh8n)
~~~~~

See now, if you were a cop you'd know that.
Posted by: IrishEi


It's just to throw us off the scent.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (vcv8B)

398 London -- British-Indian prime ministerial candidate Rishi Sunak on Wednesday pledged a crackdown on Islamist extremism, the UK's most “significant terror threat”, with a widened government definition of extremism and strengthening existing terrorism legislation.

.. well ahead of Topher Wray

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

399 And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.

Man, that's just... how stupid can you get? Does Arnold seem like a guy who won't get some on the side while you're having your tantrum? Use sex as a weapon and you're going to see your sweety go elsewhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (Ivdso)

400 At the time of Fatal Attraction, she was a *handsome* woman rather than a beautiful or hot one.

If you're a woman and being called "handsome," you're ugly. My mastiff-boxer mix is "handsome."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (ppBhU)

401 Yep. When it's time to close a store, nothing is faster than a clerk snapping the door latches and turning the lock. In NC, 24-hour stores selling beer and wine simply stop selling beer and wine at the appointed time.
Posted by: mrp

InTexas, hard liquor stores close at 9:00 pm. There is no "hard area" that gets roped off. The store locks up. We have had liquor stores/wine & beer stores, but they are two different businesses where the "hard" side locks separate from the beer & wine side.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (M4uPp)

402 What about the robbers weapon? Something looks like a toy gun... ?? maybe the red part..

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (CJAql)

403 And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (tQL7r)

Good plan, Maria. If she was bragging about this, she is an accomplice to his infidelity.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (sI15f)

404 aside from the ugliness of the sidepiece.
==
Never underestimate the power of a sloppily enthusiastic blowjob.

Posted by: Hi, this is Dr. Phil at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (nlWBn)

405 ..I bet he had a full choke on that gun, for which the robber should be thankful. The crook may have lost an arm but at least the dispersion pattern wasn't wide enough to take off his head too. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (nOv9a)

Likely the opposite, there. Note the extended magazine under the barrel on that shottie. Full riot-gun configuration, looks like an 18" barrel. Odds are strong that it's choked Cylinder Bore or at the tightest, Improved Cylinder.

At that distance, she shot pattern is going to disperse about EIGHT INCHES at the most. Had it been a Full Choke rig, that shot pattern would be barely TWO inches, same distance. Fun fact. No.4 Buck is a far better choice for "indoor sports" than Double Ought. Less penetrative of walls, and much more hamburger-making than the larger spheres. 1-1/8oz load of OO is nine, .32 dia pellets. No.4 Buck, that's about FIFTY .22 dia pellets. Surgeons hate that shit, y'know. Unless they're getting paid by the pellet, or Overtime.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (tkOps)

406 Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Bare babe, slide me a piece a porter drink side run the java.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (OgrpQ)

407 Still, she gave a really great psycho performance. A movie worth the watch.

The writing was tight and the acting well done. Story was pretty bad but it was well delivered. Ann Archer's story in the movie is the best part of it. She's a gem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (Ivdso)

408
Unless you live in a Costco warehouse-sized mansion, an intruder will be much close than 20 yards from you.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (xWhqL)

409 oh wait that was his glove whoopsie

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (CJAql)

410 Saw this ad on a link at Uranus link;

Dickman's HORSEFAT Spread? wtf

https://tinyurl.com/2p9edur2

Posted by: Glenn John at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (M3hSG)

411 >>> 396 "At her peak she's the kind of woman that would make people today go "is that a dude?""

The first time we see her in Fatal Attraction, the guys act like she's smoking, and it's so incongruous to her looks, even allowing for the awful 80s fashion. Still, she gave a really great psycho performance. A movie worth the watch.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (qpX6U)

I thought her attractiveness to the guys was based on pole smoking....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (llON8)

412 ~Speaking of Raylan Givens... his wife dumped him telling him that he was "The angriest person she's ever known". That comes up a few times in the show: he's an angry person.

But... I never saw that in his character at all. I saw him show restrained frustration a lot, but he seemed very patient and calm to me.~

Raylan Given's wasn't outwardly angry - but he absolutely was an angry person - he was the quiet, dangerous angry that exhibited that in many ways, but primarily in finding ways to shoot bag guys in legit shoots. But you could see it in how he treated people who hurt people he cared about too.

Posted by: FrozenTech at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (ESZMY)

413 Should have been a better shot and got him in the head
Butthole Surfers

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (k8B25)

414 Respectfully, #4 will be disabling up close, but is really not sufficient for defensive shooting. It's a bird load.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (MkuC5)

#4 Buck and #4 Bird are very different....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (XIJ/X)

415
{Arnold Voice}

"Nothing up your sleeve, scumbag."

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (7nHS1)

416 351 Can aspiring rappers have only one arm?
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah. Put a doo-rag and a gold tooth on it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM (sI15f)
........

Call him MC Stumpy?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

417 The one armed thug was lucky to even be able to run away. The shop owner missed (mostly) or was using light loads. 12 ga is not generally something you walk away from.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 03, 2022 03:34 PM (Xllcm)

That clerk was good. Total time to grab the gun, snap the safety, point, and shoot was faster than the perp's reaction time. Just a couple of seconds for a first-round hit. The firing pin worked, the ammo worked, the front sight was on the target, he pulled the trigger and BANG.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (6eRlp)

418 Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien

The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

419 367 I recently inherited a Winchester Model 1912 12 ga pump made in 1925. Since I had no idea when it was last used, I had a gunsmith take it down and thoroughly check it out. He said it's good as new.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (H8QX

Also a valuable collector piece.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (QSjkU)

420 >>> 403 And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (tQL7r)

Good plan, Maria. If she was bragging about this, she is an accomplice to his infidelity.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:38 PM (sI15f)

grrrrl power, rarr!!!

hey wait...

Posted by: Maria Shriver, SUPER Genius at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (llON8)

421 A 12 gauge with 00 buck kicks like a mule, especially if it's something light. You'll probably also never hear again if you shoot it indoors a few times.

I still say a pistol with hollowpoints is the best home defense weapon. I'd rather have 17 rounds and the ability to have quick followup shots.
Posted by: Hylian

9 rounds of 00 buck with 9 balls each .32 caliber size will ruin a person's day.

Eighty one .32 caliber balls as fast as you can pump and fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (M4uPp)

422 He didn't mean any arm.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (DTX3h)

423 The first time we see her in Fatal Attraction, the guys act like she's smoking, and it's so incongruous to her looks, even allowing for the awful 80s fashion. Still, she gave a really great psycho performance. A movie worth the watch.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022


***
Maybe it's the psycho vibe that gets to the guys, including Douglas's character. The hint of danger.

Close is an accomplished actress though. One of these days I'll have to watch the movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (txdEq)

424 I would want to be shot with even #8 from a 20g.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

425 Remember when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face hunting? That's why bird shot sucks for home defense. Guy left the hospital with almost no major injuries.

Glad we dont have to defend that Dick Cheney shooting someone in the face (possibly drunk) was not a major news story.

Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:42 PM (YsTC1)

426 But you could see it in how he treated people who hurt people he cared about too.

Yeah but that's not him being angry, its him desiring justice and living a life of trying to do the right thing by people he cares about. I mean that makes every character John Wayne ever played an angry man. Its not ANGER that drives vengeance, its a drive for justice and things to be set right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:42 PM (Ivdso)

427 Saw this ad on a link at Uranus link;

Dickman's HORSEFAT Spread? wtf

https://tinyurl.com/2p9edur2
Posted by: Glenn John at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (M3hSG)



DICKFAT!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

428 Classic model shotgun. FWIW, you can chainfire it--that is, if you hold the trigger back and keep pumping the action, it will continue to fire.

I would not recommend doing that btw. It won't damage the firearm but if you are not good at recoil control, you might lose control of the muzzle direction. 12 Gauge recovery time to put the muzzle back on target varies based on training and physical condition. Chain fire is similar to full auto in a heavy recoiling rifle cartridge--you can lose control of the muzzle in a flash.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:42 PM (CXr4y)

429
Conan's tweet will have a "disinformation" label attached to it or a link to wikipedia for more fake "information" on recessions. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:42 PM (xWhqL)

430 Call him MC Stumpy?
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

Heh. That's just for the nub.

The guy is DJ Screaming B*tch

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 03, 2022 03:43 PM (sI15f)

431 And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.
Posted by: Prime Sister


No prenup so she was basically forcing him to leave so she could collect her loot.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 03:43 PM (vcv8B)

432 Regular Slugs out of a smooth bore okay but you're wasting your money if you use sabot slugs. Need a rifled barrel for that.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 03:43 PM (Vt2+G)

433 >>> 423

***
Maybe it's the psycho vibe that gets to the guys, including Douglas's character. The hint of danger.

Close is an accomplished actress though. One of these days I'll have to watch the movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (txdEq)

Don't stick your dick in that.

Posted by: Things the Horde Says at August 03, 2022 03:43 PM (llON8)

434 The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

Who wants to tell him?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (7nHS1)

435 Respectfully, #4 will be disabling up close, but is really not sufficient for defensive shooting. It's a bird load. Maybe 3 inch would be more effective. It spreads too fast and the pellets aren't big enough to do enough damage in the Right Now.

In the case in point, if that gentleman was running #4 he likely would not have stopped the threat and would have been the recipient of a barrage of high velocity ammo from an opponent who also had more ammo in his gun.

No offense. I'd just hate to see you standing there asking yourself why this guy isn't on the ground yet.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (MkuC5)

#4 Buck, not #4 Bird.

That's 27 24 caliber pellets, each 20 grains, in a 2 3/4 shell. It's a good compromise between spread, power, penetration, but no over penetration.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (U3uv2)

436 Recently watched video of middle-aged white guy getting punched by a couple of black guys filmed from the inside of a fast-food joint. No one said anything or did anything until the white guy was able to pull out a handgun and pointed it at his attackers, then all sorts of sounds of distress and screaming and weeping "NO" from inside the restaurant as the attackers fled. Not sure if guy was LE, didn't appear to have any kind of uniform anyway.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (fs1hN)

437 9 rounds of 00 buck with 9 balls each .32 caliber size will ruin a person's day.

Eighty one .32 caliber balls as fast as you can pump and fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (M4uPp)

Model 37 Ithaca, the just hold the trigger and pump.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (VwHCD)

438 Wow. 12 year old girl snatched by a scumbag chewed through her restraints and escaped to lead cops back to the decaying bodies where she was held.

Little heroine, God watch over her and give her comfort.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso)

439 Who wants to tell him?

He's apparently just come out of a coma. Be gentle. It's a healthcare issue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (ppBhU)

440 i]At the time of Fatal Attraction, she was a *handsome* woman rather than a beautiful or hot one.
*
If you're a woman and being called "handsome," you're ugly. My mastiff-boxer mix is "handsome."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022

***
A "handsome" woman is not necessarily ugly. She's no longer in the full flush of hotness, shall we say?

I'm trying to think of an example. Barbara Stanwyck, for instance, in the 1950s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (txdEq)

441 You got me convinced: Defund the police. Empower the citizens and the Citizen Vigilance Committees.

-------

Out' School Vouchers.
In: S.W.A.T. Vouchers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (AYpIl)

442 InTexas, hard liquor stores close at 9:00 pm. There is no "hard area" that gets roped off. The store locks up. We have had liquor stores/wine & beer stores, but they are two different businesses where the "hard" side locks separate from the beer & wine side.
Posted by: rickb223

Years and years ago the CA courts said forcing liquor sales to stop at 2pm was against the law because people working the late shifts couldn't go out for a drink after work.
So bars and stores are open when they want to be open.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (MxUom)

443
Any idea or guesses what type load the old man in the store used??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (xWhqL)

444 And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.
Posted by: Prime Sister


Why would anyone want to have sex with Skeletor?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (LsEU/)

445 No prenup so she was basically forcing him to leave so she could collect her loot.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 03:43 PM (vcv8B)

She looked like Skeletor. But as we know Arnold not real picky.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (Vt2+G)

446
My Winchester 12 ga "Defender" pump action bought 20 years ago has no sights. Gun store owner told me the only thing I had to concentrate on at 2 in the morning when the thugs were in the house was pumpin' and pullin.

Posted by: Auspex at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (j4U/Z)

447 It's all fun and games until someone actually shoots back.

Anyone else aggravated by the "defending his business" line the newsreaders took?

The Robber came in with a rifle, pointed at the clerk, or, at least in the vicinity of the clerk. Guns out, pointed in your direction, you're defending yourself, not your business.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (5pTK/)

448 The writing was tight and the acting well done. Story was pretty bad but it was well delivered. Ann Archer's story in the movie is the best part of it. She's a gem.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:39 PM (Ivdso)

The last 20, 25 minutes of the movie wouldn't have happens if, just spitballing here, the po-po would have arrested Close's character for kidnapping Douglas' daughter. Makes sense, but then we wouldn't have the final showdown or the alternative ending where Close's character kills herself with the knife she stole to try to get Douglas' character imprisoned.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

449 "He Shot My Arm Off!," Whines Armed Robber After Store Owner Blows His Arm Off With a Shotgun"

Well. Better then he shot my dick off.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (47hkP)

450 He went there to see a fortuneteller, and got his palm red.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (CCf67)

451 Since we're past 150 comments, this isn't aging well:

@MeghanMcCain
Wow...Lake is getting crushed so far!!! Incredible!!

Everybody better turn into primetime if this lunatic loses cause she's gonna go absolute insane on live tv. Like one for the books, makes Trump look normal insane!



Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

452 For shotgun work, it is imperative that the gun owner pattern his weapon at a range before using it for defense. Pattern matters more than shot size. I still remember my aching shoulder after buying and shooting several boxes of 12 ga buckshot to find out which load patterned best in the Remington. Finding the right deer slug shell is even worse.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (6eRlp)

453 Why would anyone want to have sex with Skeletor?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (LsEU/)
-----------

Kink?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (5pTK/)

454 Good movie. Anne Archer in her undies, and the sweetest dog ever cast in a feature film.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:33 PM (qpX6U)

i have just discovered that Ann Archer was in film in LESS than her undies.

and it was glorious...

Posted by: carlos mencia at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (p03vF)

455 Not even a robber as he did not get away with anything.

'Aspiring criminal' maybe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (diceA)

456 A "handsome" woman is not necessarily ugly. She's no longer in the full flush of hotness, shall we say?

I'm trying to think of an example. Barbara Stanwyck, for instance, in the 1950s.


Yeah? Start complimenting women as "handsome." See where that gets you.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (ppBhU)

457 Thet called him Two Pac, then One Pac and then killed him.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (Y274z)

458 I would not recommend doing that btw. It won't damage the firearm but if you are not good at recoil control, you might lose control of the muzzle direction. 12 Gauge recovery time to put the muzzle back on target varies based on training and physical condition. Chain fire is similar to full auto in a heavy recoiling rifle cartridge--you can lose control of the muzzle in a flash.
Posted by: whig

Add that you're probably being awoke at 3am in a dark room. Your recovery time and followup shots are probably not going to be great. If its something with a short barrel, even worse.

I like a pistol with a red dot laser fwiw.

Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (YsTC1)

459 I use Remington reduced recoil "LE" loads in my 12ga. That makes the recoil of 00 buckshot feel like bird loads.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (sWM8x)

460 2Pac had only one testicle.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (1Yy3c)

Shouldn't he have been called 1Pac?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 03:37 PM

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (532WG)

461 Shotguns with OO buck produce some pretty horrific wounds.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (47hkP)

462 One Pac because of gunfire.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:47 PM (Y274z)

463 I always understood a handsome woman to be older, but attractive in a more mature and elegant way rather than young and cute. Not beautiful but pleasant with fine features and appearance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:47 PM (Ivdso)

464 A "handsome" woman is not necessarily ugly. She's no longer in the full flush of hotness, shall we say?

I'm trying to think of an example. Barbara Stanwyck, for instance, in the 1950s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (txdEq)

-----------

Rear Admiral Levine today.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 03:47 PM (AYpIl)

465 My Winchester 12 ga "Defender" pump action bought 20 years ago has no sights. Gun store owner told me the only thing I had to concentrate on at 2 in the morning when the thugs were in the house was pumpin' and pullin.

Posted by: Auspex at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (j4U/Z)

Thats a nice shotgun. Very smooth action.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 03:47 PM (VwHCD)

466 >>> 451 Since we're past 150 comments, this isn't aging well:

@MeghanMcCain
Wow...Lake is getting crushed so far!!! Incredible!!

Everybody better turn into primetime if this lunatic loses cause she's gonna go absolute insane on live tv. Like one for the books, makes Trump look normal insane!



Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

Hey Meggie, you're thinking of Hilzebub.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (llON8)

467 I think the dangly leg in the Brazil video makes up for the not obviously missing arm in the post.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (5e/lB)

468 "handsome" woman is not necessarily ugly. She's no longer in the full flush of hotness, shall we say?

I thought Anna Moskouri was handsome but not pretty.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (VdGjU)

469 Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!

Posted by: President-ish Biden at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (OtkI2)

470 384 Shotgun, damn hard to run? Remington 870 says hello.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (oWBc3)

Irene is an 870, in 12 ga. Irene lurves her some tac loads. She lurves em so much she'll gets all excited and then she'll beat you to death while you're running her.

I love her.

But...

I am taking Mas' advice and looking for 20 ga. If there's a chance Mrs. CZ has to run the shotgun, she can't run Irene for more than a couple of rounds, and I really wouldn't want her to.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (MkuC5)

471 446
My Winchester 12 ga "Defender" pump action bought 20 years ago has no sights. Gun store owner told me the only thing I had to concentrate on at 2 in the morning when the thugs were in the house was pumpin' and pullin.

Posted by: Auspex
--------------------
I would recommend getting a front sight if only a brass bead. Nightsights are also available. You can never tell when you might need a defensive arm and at what distance.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (CXr4y)

472 A "handsome" woman is not necessarily ugly. She's no longer in the full flush of hotness, shall we say?

I'm trying to think of an example. Barbara Stanwyck, for instance, in the 1950s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The head Pharmacist at the place I go is about 6' 5" and easily goes 275-300. If she told me she once played LB with Butkus, I'd believe it. A lovely shade of handsome this woman is.

Oh she would hurt you.

And I'd let her.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (LsEU/)

473 2Pac had only one testicle.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM (1Yy3c)
........

Was he shooting blanks?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

474 A "handsome" woman is not necessarily ugly. She's no longer in the full flush of hotness, shall we say?

I'm trying to think of an example. Barbara Stanwyck, for instance, in the 1950s.
*
Yeah? Start complimenting women as "handsome." See where that gets you.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022


***
I'm thinking of the word as used on the printed page, not in person. I'd never *say* that any more than I would tell a girl that she's "a fine figure of a woman."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (txdEq)

475 CBD has it right.

#4 birdshot is .13" in diameter..#4buck is .24" in diameter.

Quarter-inch ball of lead at +/- 1,200 fps is gonna leave a mark. Or fifty marks.

And don't discount the value of hamburgerization. LOTS of blood out, lots of air in. Shock-Trauma would have to be epic, for the recipient. No, it's not going to shoot an arm off, but it'd do a pretty damn good job of replicating the Bicep Blast as produced from Rittenhouse's 3,000 fps. single 5.56 AR round.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (tkOps)

476 The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

Who wants to tell him?
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (7nHS1)


Dayum, they're out there dancing in my garden!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (hOUT3)

477 452 For shotgun work, it is imperative that the gun owner pattern his weapon at a range before using it for defense. Pattern matters more than shot size. I still remember my aching shoulder after buying and shooting several boxes of 12 ga buckshot to find out which load patterned best in the Remington. Finding the right deer slug shell is even worse.
Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (6eRlp)

Yes. I bought 3 inch turkey magnums for my shotgun and decided to pattern it just to make sure. Damn thing threw donuts. Pattern had a big hole right in the center. No good for turkey hunting. Glad I checked it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (QSjkU)

478 Years and years ago the CA courts said forcing liquor sales to stop at 2pm was against the law because people working the late shifts couldn't go out for a drink after work.
So bars and stores are open when they want to be open.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Yeah. Cali is full of shit. I've worked every shit there is and made a few new ones and I've never gotten off shift at 2:00 am repeatedly as a shift. Gotten off at 11, 11:30 and midnight and still had time to get to the bar before last call.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (M4uPp)

479 Shotguns with OO buck produce some pretty horrific wounds.
Posted by: Marcus T
+++

I dont think anyone is questioning that's probably the king of take down power at close range.

If you've eve shot magnum 00 buck out of an especially light 12 gauge, holy shit does it kick. Almost like getting punched.

Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (YsTC1)

480 Kick ass and don't bother taking names. Life ain't a Grand Theft Auto game you punk ass twerps .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (Pzq+5)

481 456 Yeah? Start complimenting women as "handsome." See where that gets you.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:46 PM (ppBhU)


Don't I know it.

Posted by: J.L. Picard at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (DTX3h)

482 Now that's how you disarm a robber.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (RLLZj)

483 Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (6eRlp)

That's what chokes are for.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (Vt2+G)

484 >>> 470 384 Shotgun, damn hard to run? Remington 870 says hello.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (oWBc3)

Irene is an 870, in 12 ga. Irene lurves her some tac loads. She lurves em so much she'll gets all excited and then she'll beat you to death while you're running her.

I love her.

But...

I am taking Mas' advice and looking for 20 ga. If there's a chance Mrs. CZ has to run the shotgun, she can't run Irene for more than a couple of rounds, and I really wouldn't want her to.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (MkuC5)

I am quite happy with my 20-gauge 870.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (llON8)

485 I always understood a handsome woman to be older, but attractive in a more mature and elegant way rather than young and cute. Not beautiful but pleasant with fine features and appearance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022


***
That's it. But saying that word to her would probably be a bad idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)

486 That clerk was good. Total time to grab the gun, snap the safety, point, and shoot was faster than the perp's reaction time. Just a couple of seconds for a first-round hit. The firing pin worked, the ammo worked, the front sight was on the target, he pulled the trigger and BANG.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (6eRlp)

Read elsewhere that he was pre-armed due to LE warnings about similar burglaries in area and alerted by their presence via closed circuit TV monitor. Still good to raise and get on target while some waste of space (or likely two) comes barreling through the door with a rifle drawn.

I wonder if the lowlifes even function checked or fired the rifles to see how they operate after they stole them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (U3uv2)

487 Brings back fond memories of the douche what got most of his arm removed by Rittenhouse.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at August 03, 2022 03:50 PM (exm8+)

488 I like a pistol with a red dot laser fwiw.

Posted by: Hylian

---------------------
An important issue in a gun fight is first have a gun. Second, precision in firing. So, use what you have confidence in and train with.

So, a pistol with a red dot laser is fine for home defense under those conditions.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (CXr4y)

489 I'd never *say* that any more than I would tell a girl that she's "a fine figure of a woman."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:48 PM (txdEq)

I've never seen anyone try that either, but who knows, maybe it'd work.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (b2nrj)

490 British tourist to hitchhiker: 'you look `armless, `op in'

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Ynyl9)

491 Awww.... Megaton McCain has a sad that Lake's winning.

"I see my initial predictions were right despite the initial excitement of Robson pulling ahead-

Congratulations to my home state for full making the transition to full blown MAGA/conspiracy/fraudster.

The voters have spoken, be careful what you wish for..."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Bd6X8)

492 >>> 476 The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

Who wants to tell him?
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:44 PM (7nHS1)

Dayum, they're out there dancing in my garden!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (hOUT3)

What does it mean when you start seeing a bunch of trannies in cabinet jobs?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (llON8)

493
A gentleman uses the word comely.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (xWhqL)

494 My Winchester 12 ga "Defender" pump action bought 20 years ago has no sights. Gun store owner told me the only thing I had to concentrate on at 2 in the morning when the thugs were in the house was pumpin' and pullin.

Posted by: Auspex at August 03, 2022 03:45 PM (j4U/Z)

When you get older, a tritium front sight helps a lot when it's dark.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (6eRlp)

495 You know who else only had one ball?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (OtkI2)

496 Glen Close is not pretty. Face has edges you could cut canvas with. She is a homely woman with the sex appeal of a rolled up newspaper.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (QSjkU)

497 Its not ANGER that drives vengeance, its a drive for justice and things to be set right.
=
re watch episode one.

He wasn't going there to arrest Tommie Bucks because he was a law breaker. He went there to KILL Tommy Bucks for what he did. We find out later. There is a bit of history to US marshalls. Actual historical characters who were very much classic quick draw shooters. They definitely would induce targeted criminals into gunfights. And kill them. There a couple books about them. Raylan went there to kill the guy because he was pissed.

Just because he's not screaming don't mean he aint killin' mad. Like its been said. The dog that's barkin' ain't bitin'. Watch the fuck out for the quiet growl.

Posted by: you'll enjoy a re watch at August 03, 2022 03:52 PM (xyd/L)

498 Yes. I bought 3 inch turkey magnums for my shotgun and decided to pattern it just to make sure. Damn thing threw donuts. Pattern had a big hole right in the center. No good for turkey hunting. Glad I checked it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

I'd give a nut for an old .22lr over a .410 or 20 ga for turkey. 22 for head shot up close. 20 for distance.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:52 PM (M4uPp)

499 And Maria bragged on national tv (Colbert) that she normally withheld sex for 2-wks anytime Arnold got on her bad side.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 03:36 PM (tQL7r)


I have never understood the point of this. I understand if you're mad at your husband and not feeling connected or feeling like being intimate, but intentionally withholding sex because of something they did that you don't like is just stupid.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

500 You take a round to the chest you have a chance. You take a shell of 00 at range, vaya con dios. I can treat an appendage would with a round whether your gonna wrap it or use a TQ. Same with a chest wound. I can pack it or whatever. But a shotgun blast is like color by numbers. You'll probably bleed out before all the holes are plugged.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (47hkP)

501 If you've eve shot magnum 00 buck out of an especially light 12 gauge, holy shit does it kick. Almost like getting punched.
Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (YsTC1

Kel Tec has a commercial of a lady shooting their high capacity short barreled pump action 12 gauge. If I was a chick that commercial would make that the last weapon I would purchase. I thought her shoulder was going to detach from her body.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (Vt2+G)

502 424 I would want to be shot with even #8 from a 20g.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

Yep. 3 rounds of #6 shot. Then the 00 buck.

#6 to slow them down. Then the 00.

Semi-auto. Don't get the love for pump.

Posted by: Golfman at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (r5y5w)

503 Glen Close is not pretty. Face has edges you could cut canvas with. She is a homely woman with the sex appeal of a rolled up newspaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

She's nasty imo.

No one would throw away their life to sleep with her, she looks an elderly man, even when she was young.

Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (YsTC1)

504 Since it's in CA, isn't there a danger one of those otherwise idle DA will show they can prosecute shooters?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (TgBWG)

505 A gentleman uses the word comely.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022


***
For a mature woman, but how many women under the age of 40 would know that word? They'd probably think it was an obscene sort of compliment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (txdEq)

506 #495

yes...we do know that

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (Y274z)

507 Even with the

*Strong Content Recommendation*

I thought it might be tough to watch the video. But, no! It was a happy clip!

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (8rTNG)

508 I keep my 20ga loaded and two steps away. It is my home defense gun and I have used it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (nYNrQ)

509 505 A gentleman uses the word comely.

Wenches are comely.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:54 PM (VdGjU)

510 yeah, but what if he hit an innocent bystander?! Did you ever think about that??

Posted by: many progressives at August 03, 2022 03:54 PM (Ynyl9)

511 Always aim for the dick, solves another problem if he survives.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 03, 2022 03:54 PM (iOYJn)

512 If you've eve shot magnum 00 buck out of an especially light 12 gauge, holy shit does it kick. Almost like getting punched.
Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:49 PM (YsTC1)

You gotta resign yourself to Max Pain and bring your very best High Strung Sumbitch attitude up to +30.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:54 PM (MkuC5)

513 And don't discount the value of hamburgerization. LOTS of blood out, lots of air in. Shock-Trauma would have to be epic, for the recipient. No, it's not going to shoot an arm off, but it'd do a pretty damn good job of replicating the Bicep Blast as produced from Rittenhouse's 3,000 fps. single 5.56 AR round.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Vasodilatory shock is a bitch .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 03:54 PM (Pzq+5)

514 Comely is a great word but yeah these days it sounds obscene

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 03:54 PM (Ivdso)

515 I'd give a nut for an old .22lr over a .410 or 20 ga for turkey. 22 for head shot up close. 20 for distance.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:52 PM (M4uPp

.22 isn't legal for turkey here.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (QSjkU)

516 I keep my 20ga loaded and two steps away. It is my home defense gun and I have used it.

Note to self, do not knock on Ben Had's door after 8 PM.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (Bd6X8)

517 Bacon wenches are super comely.
I hear.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

518 496 Glen Close is not pretty. Face has edges you could cut canvas with. She is a homely woman with the sex appeal of a rolled up newspaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (QSjkU)
______________

How you doin', hot stuff

Posted by: Bradley Cooper at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (fs1hN)

519 Latest thug murderer arrested here in Shithole is 13yo.

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Family Shocked By Sentence For 12-Year-Old Who Murdered 13-Year-Old

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He was sentenced to indefinite probation. That'll teach him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (FVME7)

520 British tourist to hitchhiker: 'you look `armless, `op in'
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken

Brit to woman at bus stop whose dress has been blown up - "A bit 'airy, isn't it?"

Woman - "What?! You were expecting feathers!?"


HeyOhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (LsEU/)

521 Kel Tec has a commercial of a lady shooting their high capacity short barreled pump action 12 gauge. If I was a chick that commercial would make that the last weapon I would purchase. I thought her shoulder was going to detach from her body.
Posted by: roc Ingersol
+++

Terrible weapon for a female.

Mossberg back in the day had a 410 pump shotgun with a built in laser sight for home defense that they were marketing towards women.

Sort of an interesting strategy, I would say snub nose 38 special though is better.

Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (YsTC1)

522 Fetching is a good word.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

523 What does it mean when you start seeing a bunch of trannies in cabinet jobs?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (llON


It means the next Rose Garden Party is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 03:56 PM (hOUT3)

524 re 503: I would have described Glenn Close as 'handsome' 30 years ago and i would have meant it as a compliment. What she looks like now, I don't care to know.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 03:56 PM (Ynyl9)

525 U.S. Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) has been killed in a crash

https://bit.ly/3Ql9JOP

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:56 PM (eyxn4)

526 "Hamburgerization. I like this word..."

"My vocabulary used to be so poor."

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:56 PM (MkuC5)

527 2Pac had only one testicle.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM


You know who else only had one testicle ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2022 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

528 I have never understood the point of this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

In this case it's probably virtue signaling and saving a little face. She let him treat her like a receptacle in front of the whole world.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (7nHS1)

529
That's another thing, with buckshot, everything in front of you is "center-mass."

Assuming the old man in the store fired a Slug, what if he missed? And he nearly did miss.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (xWhqL)

530 Semi-auto. Don't get the love for pump.
Posted by: Golfman


Pumps rarely jam. Semi's jam way more frequently., either from being dirty to just not cycling properly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (M4uPp)

531 525 U.S. Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) has been killed in a crash

https://bit.ly/3Ql9JOP
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:56 PM (eyxn4)

--------
What did Jackie have on Hillary?

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (VJsqe)

532 The owner is 80 and unfortunately suffered a heart attack right after the shooting, but he's doing well, and says he's never had harder, more gleaming erections.

And that is why Victor Davis Hanson is a regular my friends

Posted by: Fatty McFattington at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (3wwZv)

533 No one would throw away their life to sleep with her, she looks an elderly man, even when she was young.
Posted by: Hylian at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (YsTC1)
___________

Her parents named her Glenn. Not helpful.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (fs1hN)

534 New co star for the Fugitive remake?

Posted by: Agitator at August 03, 2022 03:58 PM (8Avx7)

535
What's that old saying?

"Close" only counts in hand-grenades and horseshoes and buckshot? Or something like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:58 PM (xWhqL)

536 Did someone say fetching?

Posted by: Golden Retriever at August 03, 2022 03:58 PM (OtkI2)

537 Assuming the old man in the store fired a Slug, what if he missed? And he nearly did miss.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (xWhqL)

I don't run slugs at home. Way too much penetration.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 03:58 PM (MkuC5)

538 2Pac had only one testicle.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM

You know who else only had one testicle ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Me if I ever get my H&K MP5.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:58 PM (M4uPp)

539 I have never understood the point of this. I understand if you're mad at your husband and not feeling connected or feeling like being intimate, but intentionally withholding sex because of something they did that you don't like is just stupid.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022


***
It's rather like upending the chessboard and sending all the pieces flying because your opponent used a gambit you didn't expect. Childish and self-defeating behavior that ensures you don't win. Nobody should have any sympathy for you, or for a spouse who treats his/her partner this way.

(And bragging about it, yet? Jeez!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:59 PM (txdEq)

540 I would want to be shot with even #8 from a 20g.
_

Call me a pussy, but the sentence ends right here for me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 03:59 PM (ppBhU)

541 > You know who else only had one testicle ...

Me. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 03:59 PM (eyxn4)

542 342 Latest thug murderer arrested here in Shithole is 13yo. No matter how righteous the DGU, any solid citizen who has to lethally defend himself against a 13yo will spend the rest of his life in prison, being sued, and enduring gang retaliation. The system is hopelessly biased in favor of thug juveniles.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 03:25 PM (qpX6U)

That's not true where I live.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 03, 2022 03:59 PM (Qhnrt)

543 Kari Lake won here AZ primary?

No worries, I'm sure the McCain family will get behind Katie Hobbs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 03:59 PM (5pTK/)

544 522 Fetching is a good word.
_____________

I'd let her fetch me a sammich (this what it means?)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2022 03:59 PM (fs1hN)

545
U.S. Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) has been killed in a crash

https://bit.ly/3Ql9JOP
Posted by: bonhomme

Just reading this comment and I'm already suspicious.
That's how Cynical the left has made in the last few years.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (xWhqL)

546 by the way, twitchy reported that President Jellybrain has tested positive for covid again.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (Ynyl9)

547 Bacon wenches are super comely.
I hear.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)


The bacon helps.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

548 Kari Lake won here AZ primary?

No worries, I'm sure the McCain family will get behind Katie Hobbs.


Yep, the general is now much more "interesting" than it would have been with Robson.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (Bd6X8)

549 by the way, twitchy reported that President Jellybrain has tested positive for covid again.

A third time? Seriously?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

550 Casa de kim has(had) a 12 ga. For defense before the boating accident.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (Xllcm)

551 ..I keep my 20ga loaded and two steps away. It is my home defense gun and I have used it. Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 03:53 PM (nYNrQ)

I've got a brace of 12 ga 870s, both rigged as riot guns. And a rather pedestrian and well worn Spanish 16 ga SxS, which would be perfect for sending two blasts through the door, which is a Protected Practiced based on Presidential Advice.

Not being particularly recoil adverse, I'm using full power S&W branded 00 buck, because I was able to buy about 400 rds of it from an Estate Sale, 'bout a decade ago. Cheap ammo has a value all it's own!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 04:01 PM (tkOps)

552 Speaking of recoil, my muzzleloader weighs 5 pounds. I shoot 350 grain bullets in front of 100 grains of powder. I can't use a scope because the damn thing tries to punch me eyeball out every time. Sighting in is agony. Kicks worse than any shotgun I ever had. But it is accurate and easy to carry, and when shooting at game I don't notice my shoulder being separated.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 04:01 PM (QSjkU)

553 re 543: twitchy had meggie mac complaining about something like that. She probably still thinks that her pop should have been the nominee again in 2016.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 04:01 PM (Ynyl9)

554 Mrs b "used" to be proficient in all matters of firearms. Handguns, pump shotguns, bolt actions, "scary" black rifles, etc. I used to take her to PA where everything was legal and got her to shoot m16's and ak47s. It was mostly so she would be good with whatever she could get her hands on the fastest if I wasn't around. Its been 30 years, but I may have to go over things with her again. Normally she would be good with whatever was lying around, but that was a long time and many fucked up laws ago. Don't have the variety anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:01 PM (VwHCD)

555 Pumps rarely jam. Semi's jam way more frequently., either from being dirty to just not cycling properly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (M4uPp)

Pumps shoot pretty much anything you can load in it, including the mini shells.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:02 PM (U3uv2)

556 Semi-auto. Don't get the love for pump.
Posted by: Golfman


Pumps rarely jam. Semi's jam way more frequently., either from being dirty to just not cycling properly.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:57 PM (M4u

The military uses five different shotguns. All are pump except for the Benelli that the Marines adopted.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 04:02 PM (Vt2+G)

557 by the way, twitchy reported that President Jellybrain has tested positive for covid again.
*
A third time? Seriously?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022


***
Covid never left once it moved into him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:02 PM (txdEq)

558 Just reading this comment and I'm already suspicious.
That's how Cynical the left has made in the last few years.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (xWhqL)


Suspicious of?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:02 PM (ZSK0i)

559 I recently inherited a Winchester Model 1912 12 ga pump made in 1925. Since I had no idea when it was last used, I had a gunsmith take it down and thoroughly check it out. He said it's good as new.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 03:35 PM


Sweet. Shame about the canoe accident you're going to have.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (4p7Em)

560 I'd give a nut for an old .22lr over a .410 or 20 ga for turkey. 22 for head shot up close. 20 for distance.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:52 PM (M4uPp

.22 isn't legal for turkey here.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Also good for squirrel. Been many times I wish I was able to pick & choose without have to carry two rifles.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (M4uPp)

561 re 549: apparently. Thank God he got the vaxx and the boosters or he might get it a fourth time.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Ynyl9)

562 I have never understood the point of this. I understand if you're mad at your husband and not feeling connected or feeling like being intimate, but intentionally withholding sex because of something they did that you don't like is just stupid.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022

***
It's rather like upending the chessboard and sending all the pieces flying because your opponent used a gambit you didn't expect. Childish and self-defeating behavior that ensures you don't win. Nobody should have any sympathy for you, or for a spouse who treats his/her partner this way.
==
the secret to a good social life is figuring out how to be invited to play more games, not less. Upending the board will not get you invited to play more games.

Posted by: I'm not Jordan Peterson but at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (mMjFG)

563 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

https://bit.ly/3BCMKe8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Bd6X8)

564
Suspicious of a fatal car crash that killed a Republican this close to an election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (xWhqL)

565 I hereby title this video "A Farewell to Arm."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (HabA/)

566 529
That's another thing, with buckshot, everything in front of you is "center-mass."

Posted by: Soothsayer
------------------------
No, it is not. You have to practice and aim just like handguns or rifles as most self defense scenarios occur in bad breath distance before the spread can take effect much. Shotguns are not a spraycone of death at short range--I would suggest looking up shotgun patterning images and you will see.

You can make the spray effect greater by shortening the barrel below 18 inches but then you require FedGov stamp and approval.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (CXr4y)

567 . I thought her shoulder was going to detach from her body.
Posted by: roc Ingersol

Replaced the 14 " Lop stock on my 870 with a 12 " lop synthetic stock. It makes a noticeable difference in recoil. Mrs. Sock is considerably more comfortable with it now.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Pzq+5)

568 Bacon wenches are super comely.
I hear.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

The Wenches help.

Posted by: Bacon at August 03, 2022 04:04 PM (U3uv2)

569 I don't have a shotty, should add one.
I have a katana and various pistols.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 04:04 PM (jTmQV)

570
The bacon helps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)


I do hope that you understand "comely" when used in a sentence to describe "Bacon Wenches" is a most appropriate term of respect and admiration!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:04 PM (hOUT3)

571 Blanco, to get to my door you have climb over a locked gate and open the sliding barn doors. first rattle of that barn door the shotgun is in hand. Arriving unannounced is not healthy.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 04:04 PM (nYNrQ)

572 by the way, twitchy reported that President Jellybrain has tested positive for covid again.
*
A third time? Seriously?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022

***
Covid never left once it moved into him.
==
Paxlovid rebound is a thing.

You are going to see his ravaged immune system fail spectacularly in real time. He'll have cancer by the end of the year if he doesn't already.

Posted by: I'm not an immunologist but at August 03, 2022 04:04 PM (mMjFG)

573 BTW, regarding all the talk about Fatal Attraction:

1. Yes, it's an implausible choice of Glenn over Ann, but also

2. Play Misty for Me did it MUCH better.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (TgBWG)

574 Thank you, Ace. I just got back from running errands and I needed a good laugh.

It does my heart good when people get what they deserve.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (+lVUW)

575 Pumps rarely jam. Semi's jam way more frequently., either from being dirty to just not cycling properly.
Posted by: rickb223

The Paolo's gun, how you say, always jams and recycles instantly. It is the way of the Paolo.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (LsEU/)

576 >>> 554 Mrs b "used" to be proficient in all matters of firearms. Handguns, pump shotguns, bolt actions, "scary" black rifles, etc. I used to take her to PA where everything was legal and got her to shoot m16's and ak47s. It was mostly so she would be good with whatever she could get her hands on the fastest if I wasn't around. Its been 30 years, but I may have to go over things with her again. Normally she would be good with whatever was lying around, but that was a long time and many fucked up laws ago. Don't have the variety anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:01 PM (VwHCD)

I hope both of you guys can make it to TX this year

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (llON8)

577
Also good for squirrel. Been many times I wish I was able to pick & choose without have to carry two rifles.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (M4uPp)

It's why you always need an African gun carrier walking behind you.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (Qhnrt)

578
Fake News says biden is positive for the china virus and "continues to remain in isolation."

Total Bull Shit.
biden is surrounded by at least 20 people for most of the day, every day, and he's been on TV this week. He is not alone in the room...ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (xWhqL)

579 On other note. The gentleman found cover FIRST.

As did the young man in the mall shooting incident. Also a supported position.

Try and work barrier technique into your practice. Move to cover, fire AROUND the barrier. It doesn't take long to master and it very well may make the difference.

And...

"Never, Ever, shoot OVER a barrier in a rifle fight."

-- Clint Smith

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (MkuC5)

580 Hi Ben!

so, climbing the gate and standing in the middle of your yard and hollering, "Yo, Ben, how's about a little snort" might not be a good idea?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:06 PM (5pTK/)

581 I've got a Zerg, and a shotgun ...

http://y2u.be/WVRZAJTJKYs

Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2022 04:06 PM (h5TKJ)

582 We should never revel in another person's misery. In the case of the guy who got his arm shot off I am making an exception. Best damn thing I have seen in months. Putting sad face on: Please send him hopes and prayers that he contracts the gay monkey butt sex pox when he lands in jail. Is that asking too much? I think not.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 04:06 PM (FF+On)

583 Suspicious of a fatal car crash that killed a Republican this close to an election.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (xWhqL)


Errr yeah. Edith Schmucker, 56, of Nappanee, IN, suicide driver.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:06 PM (ZSK0i)

584 "I saw a media report that this thug entered the store merely 'carrying' a rifle."

That's certainly the way Federal Law enforcement would look at it and a quick paste-in for Woke Media types using the appropriate Woke Media template: White on Black Crime, p. 1.

Posted by: Kurtz at August 03, 2022 04:06 PM (fA7af)

585 >>> 563 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

https://bit.ly/3BCMKe8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Bd6X

The Constitution is un-Constitutional!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 03, 2022 04:06 PM (llON8)

586 A lot of states are shotgun-only for turkey hunting because rifles greatly increase the chances for harvesting a bird.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:07 PM (6eRlp)

587 I have never understood the point of this. I understand if you're mad at your husband and not feeling connected or feeling like being intimate, but intentionally withholding sex because of something they did that you don't like is just stupid.
Posted by: Jordan61


Way to make sex transactional in your marriage. I mean, generally it *is* transactional, but it's much better to use the carrot than the stick IYKWIM.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 03, 2022 04:07 PM (vcv8B)

588 560 I'd give a nut for an old .22lr over a .410 or 20 ga for turkey. 22 for head shot up close. 20 for distance.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:52 PM (M4uPp

.22 isn't legal for turkey here.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Also good for squirrel. Been many times I wish I was able to pick & choose without have to carry two rifles.

Posted by: rickb223
---------------------
The old 22 WRF in a 22 Magnum rifle actually works quite well. You see occasional runs of the obsolete ammo now and again.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:07 PM (CXr4y)

589 Edith Schmucker, 56, of Nappanee, IN, suicide driver.

In the age range for an AWFL. How many "Bye, Don!" stickers were on her car?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:07 PM (ZGrMX)

590 The current WH press secretary depends on the ignorance of the press corp. To date, she has yet to be disappointed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:08 PM (5pTK/)

591 I don't have a shotty, should add one.
I have a katana and various pistols.
==
what no spear?

Matching set of fighting tomahawks?

I have a stick. I know how to use it. I lost a bunch of other stuff canoeing.

Posted by: its not going to be pretty at August 03, 2022 04:08 PM (hvuDo)

592 573 BTW, regarding all the talk about Fatal Attraction:

1. Yes, it's an implausible choice of Glenn over Ann, but also

2. Play Misty for Me did it MUCH better.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (TgBWG

Play Misty for Me was much scarier than Fatal Attraction.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 03, 2022 04:08 PM (Qhnrt)

593 Showed the kids this video as an object lesson.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:09 PM (IXpV7)

594 I recently inherited a Winchester Model 1912 12 ga pump made in 1925.

The Model 12 is a sentimental favorite. Mine is from 1916.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 04:09 PM (nfrXX)

595 On other note. The gentleman found cover FIRST.
-------------
Try and work barrier technique into your practice. Move to cover, fire AROUND the barrier. It doesn't take long to master and it very well may make the difference.

And...

"Never, Ever, shoot OVER a barrier in a rifle fight."

-- Clint Smith
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (MkuC5)

The clerk's moving to cover was the first thing I noticed in the video.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:09 PM (6eRlp)

596 594 Nice!

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:09 PM (MkuC5)

597 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

-
I don't know. The depths have yet to be plumbed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (FVME7)

598 What would be the word to describe how it would be if COOF totally consumes Mudpants after he bragged how much better he did with the attenuated virus than Trump did with the real shit.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (7nHS1)

599 My Dad killed a turkey with a .270. It should have exploded the bird into a million pieces, but the bullet grazed the back and just took out the spine. No meat damage. Luckiest shot I ever saw. Of course he meant it to happen that way, or so he claimed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (QSjkU)

600 Berserker.. gotta break it to you, but Mrs. B is still Hell on Wheels with any gun I've seen her pick up to shoot.

But, revolvers, especially. Long as she's carrying a wheelgun, some dumb bastard out there is living only on time lent by her good graces.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (tkOps)

601 I recently inherited a Winchester Model 1912 12 ga pump made in 1925.

The Model 12 is a sentimental favorite. Mine is from 1916.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 04:09 PM (nfrXX)

You just can't say enough good things about John Browning and guns.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (Vt2+G)

602 What would be the word to describe how it would be if COOF totally consumes Mudpants after he bragged how much better he did with the attenuated virus than Trump did with the real shit.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (7nHS1)


Turrrible.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (U3uv2)

603 589
AWFL??

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (hOUT3)

604 What would be the word to describe how it would be if COOF totally consumes Mudpants after he bragged how much better he did with the attenuated virus than Trump did with the real shit.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (7nHS1)



Nemesis.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (ZSK0i)

605 Heh, Kari Lake slaps Megaton McCain down:

https://bit.ly/3ORDZjv

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (Bd6X8)

606 a congressional seat just opened up for Pence in IN

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (us2H3)

607 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

https://bit.ly/3BCMKe8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Bd6X

It's not dumb if you're just lying.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (7nHS1)

608 Sorry, I'm in late. Have The Fugitive jokes been made?

Posted by: Wally at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (zl63R)

609 AWFL??
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:10 PM (hOUT3)


Affluent White Female Liberal (I think).

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

610 Cold Steel sells spears. Heck, they even sell an assengai.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:12 PM (6eRlp)

611 The laws and professional police force are there to protect the criminals from the citizenry.

***

Like I keep telling the leftists I work with, no one's going to miss the Constitution more when it's gone than Democrats.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:12 PM (wb1YC)

612 Upending the board will not get you invited to play more games.
---------------------
[Insert GIF here of fat guy in a rage overturning the foldout table and Settlers of Catan game-board.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 04:12 PM (yikp0)

613 So this guy will finish playing The Hokey Pokey faster than everyone else?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:12 PM (anj39)

614 Veritas has some new FIBby documents. We are all terrorist now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:13 PM (p09y2)

615 I remember when getaway vehicles were old shitboxes. Now they're shiny BMW SUVs.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2022 03:24 PM (H8QX

Heinlein's crazy years. Will probably get crazier.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:13 PM (44ww/)

616 Assegai. Assengais are something else, I suppose

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:13 PM (6eRlp)

617 Affluent White Female Liberal (I think).
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (DRSnL)


Yes, and I think you've got it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:13 PM (hOUT3)

618 Why haven't we seen a flaming skull for Peter Mejier???

Bastard plays on his family name, veteran status and then votes with Dems and weeps bitter tears over the fact that they donated against his sorry ass.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:13 PM (llXky)

619 . Hopefully studios will see how when you keep just hiring people because of their race or sexuality, instead of skill, you will produce garbage.

Yeah its casting a director instead of hiring. They aren't being given the job because of proven, demonstrable skill and talent, but because of physical characteristics and worldview. They aren't hired, they're cast for the role of director.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:13 PM (Ivdso)

620 I hope Kari Lake is everything she says she is and more.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (MkuC5)

621 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

https://bit.ly/3BCMKe8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Bd6X



Um....repealing RvW did NOT make abortion illegal, you dumb cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

622 I don't have a shotty, should add one.
I have a katana and various pistols.
Posted by: gourmand at large

I have an upstairs SG, a downstairs SG and the 1952 H&R single shot 16 ga is in my shop.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Pzq+5)

623 Affluent White Female Liberal (I think).
Posted by: Jordan61

Yes, and I think you've got it!


Now say "the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Ivdso)

624 I recently inherited a Winchester Model 1912 12 ga pump made in 1925.

The Model 12 is a sentimental favorite. Mine is from 1916.
Posted by: Oddbob

Exposed hammer?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (M4uPp)

625 Kari Lake won here AZ primary?

No worries, I'm sure the McCain family will get behind Katie Hobbs.
Posted by: blake

I'm sure they threw money at a couple of Lake's R opposition in addition to Robson. For instance: where the hell did "Z" get her funding and why did she think running a couple of ads suggesting she could change what are clearly 'fed' responsibilities would get her elected gov?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (MxUom)

626 I'd give a nut for an old .22lr over a .410 or 20 ga for turkey. 22 for head shot up close. 20 for distance.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 03:52 PM (M4uPp

.22 isn't legal for turkey here.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

***

Well, only if the game warden is around.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (anj39)

627 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

https://bit.ly/3BCMKe8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com


I think there is a reverse Dunning-Krueger effect. People with sufficient intelligence cannot imagine just how stupid others can be.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (QY+6a)

628 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

Not a surprise. To most people, "unconstitutional" is just shorthand for "something I disagree with."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (nfrXX)

629 618 Why haven't we seen a flaming skull for Peter Mejier???

how about a burning weenie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (us2H3)

630 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:

***

I'd love to see the list of candidates they had when they decided to give her the job.
I'm guessing one of them was a potted rhododendron and the other was a piss bucket.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (wb1YC)

631 U.S. Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) has been killed in a crash

https://bit.ly/3Ql9JOP
Posted by: bonhomme

That's awful. Prayers for her family.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (NpAcC)

632 rickb223, I have one and I love it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (nYNrQ)

633 599 My Dad killed a turkey with a .270. It should have exploded the bird into a million pieces, but the bullet grazed the back and just took out the spine. No meat damage. Luckiest shot I ever saw. Of course he meant it to happen that way, or so he claimed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
-------------------------
Well, he certainly used 'enough' gun. A bit lower though and it would be a repeat of the classic WKRP Turkey Drop except horizontal.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (CXr4y)

634 I also loved the part where the genius' almost took off without one of their thugs. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (532WG)

635 Dave the Distributist (I think) said what warhammer faction do people enjoy playing against? They like having orks as an opponent. So I will play orks.

First objective is to get invited. Second is to get re-invited. Third is to win 70% of the time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (44ww/)

636 Um....repealing RvW did NOT make abortion illegal, you dumb cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
---
It kicked off an epic pie fight in Michigan. Dems trying every which way to stop the old pre-Roe abortion law from going back into effect, including alleging it's against the state Constitution.

The law is from 1931, and the Constitution is from 1963 and no one had a problem with it but now words mean different things.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (llXky)

637 The Model 12 is a sentimental favorite. Mine is from 1916.
Posted by: Oddbob

Exposed hammer?


No. You're probably thinking of the Model '97.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (nfrXX)

638 how about a burning weenie
Posted by: REDACTED

Peniscilum will generally clear that right up.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (LsEU/)

639 I'd love to see the list of candidates they had when they decided to give her the job.
I'm guessing one of them was a potted rhododendron and the other was a piss bucket.


The rhododendron was offered the job but turned it down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (Bd6X8)

640 how about a burning weenie
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM

LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (532WG)

641 Short video clip of 80-year-old shooting robber >>>> Batgirl movie

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (lf83v)

642 618 Why haven't we seen a flaming skull for Peter Mejier???

Bastard plays on his family name, veteran status and then votes with Dems and weeps bitter tears over the fact that they donated against his sorry ass.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
---------------------
He thought the Dems were honest politicians that stayed bought. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (CXr4y)

643 I hope Kari Lake is everything she says she is and more.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (MkuC5)
------------

Same. I didn't vote for her in the primary, but, will gladly vote for her in the general.

I'm not sure I would have been able to vote for Robson in the general. Same with Brnovich.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (5pTK/)

644 Heh, Kari Lake slaps Megaton McCain down:

https://bit.ly/3ORDZjv
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (Bd6X
.........

Good Job AZ. Now get rid of Cueball Kelly.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

645 repealing RvW did NOT make abortion illegal, you dumb

Ask any woman under the age of 25 and 90% will claim that is true, though. The lies are out there all over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (Ivdso)

646 Affluent White Female Liberal (I think).
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:11 PM (DRSnL)


When the buckshot hits the arm, everyone is on their own!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (hOUT3)

647 How a turkey loaded a .270 I'll never know!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (yikp0)

648 how about a burning weenie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 04:15 PM (us2H3)
---
Show him running a cash register for the family biz.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (llXky)

649 What would be the word to describe how it would be if COOF totally consumes Mudpants after he bragged how much better he did with the attenuated virus than Trump did with the real shit.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022


***
For us, schadenfreude.

For him, poetic justice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:17 PM (txdEq)

650 Saw that video yesterday. At that range, he's lucky he didn't get a sunroof installed in his head.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (wb1YC)

651 635 Dave the Distributist (I think) said what warhammer faction do people enjoy playing against? They like having orks as an opponent. So I will play orks.

First objective is to get invited. Second is to get re-invited. Third is to win 70% of the time.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (44ww/)

Doesn't your third objective conflict with the second?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (b2nrj)

652 Good Job AZ. Now get rid of Cueball Kelly.

Working on it!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (Bd6X8)

653 If she says SCTOUS is unconstitutional, isn't she really saying that the entire United States of America is unconstitutional?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm not going to sit here while she bad mouths the United States of America!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (UuD2k)

654 620 I hope Kari Lake is everything she says she is and more.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (MkuC5)

She probably won't be (hoping otherwise, anyway), but she's disrupting the Establishment. Meggie Mac's tears alone are almost worth it.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

655 634 I also loved the part where the genius' almost took off without one of their thugs. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel
---------------------
Something about honor among thieves should be taught in prison to newbies.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (CXr4y)

656 rickb223, I have one and I love it.
Posted by: Ben Had


Very nice!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (M4uPp)

657 I mean... Megan McCain isn't even a pundit. She's not a writer, a think tank member, she's not even a reporter. She's somebody's daughter, who the hell cares what she says, and why even respond???

Are you gonna talk back to the plumber's daughter about running a snake through the pipe to clear a clog? Who cares what she says?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Ivdso)

658 How dumb is the pResident's press secretary? She says that the SCOTUS overturning RvW is unconstitutional:
https://bit.ly/3BCMKe8
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Terroristic Threatening and Armed Insurrection!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 03, 2022 04:19 PM (tTQjH)

659 Well, only if the game warden is around.
Posted by: Diogenes

I wasn't hunting officer. It's called land owner depravation.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Pzq+5)

660 Lumber prices per thousand are way down from the peak. May be the time to complete updates.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 03, 2022 04:19 PM (9WSy4)

661 I'm impressed by how fast the shop keeper went from seeing the goblin to shooting them. Good job. Too bad about his heart attack afterwards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:19 PM (XvPQV)

662
This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank account would be engorged with wealth beyond your wildest imaginings.

But this is only a test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (1Nxff)

663 At that range, he's lucky he didn't get a sunroof installed in his head.

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (Ivdso)

664 If she says SCTOUS is unconstitutional, isn't she really saying that the entire United States of America is unconstitutional?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm not going to sit here while she bad mouths the United States of America!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (UuD2k)


I thought you were pre-med.

Posted by: Wally at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (zl63R)

665 He thought the Dems were honest politicians that stayed bought. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:16 PM (CXr4y)
---
No, more like: "But you won't do it in the mouth, right? I mean, you promised."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (llXky)

666 It's just a scratch.

Posted by: The Black Knight at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

667 https://www.justfactsdaily.com/
smoking-gun-newly-discovered-emails
-confirm-joe-biden-obstructed-justice-
for-his-sons-foreign-business-deal

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Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (fs1hN)

668 "Are you gonna talk back to the plumber's daughter about running a snake through the pipe to clear a clog?"

That depends. Got any pics?

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (sn5EN)

669 Only thing about these "gets what coming to them" videos is there's never any follow up on the criminals. I'd like to see their mugshots and rap sheets pasted all over the internet to shame them even more.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (qH6FZ)

670 Why haven't we seen a flaming skull for Peter Mejier???

Bastard plays on his family name, veteran status and then votes with Dems and weeps bitter tears over the fact that they donated against his sorry ass.


The recriminations on Twitter have been delicious. He actually thought the Dems would help him out after he voted for them. Nope, pure will to power, they want one of their own in that seat.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

671 80 yo owner working at 2:45am? Must've had to pee.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (9o+sE)

672 Lumber prices per thousand are way down from the peak. May be the time to complete updates.

Good idea. I've been wanting to put an upper shelf on my electronics bench. I wonder if Ace has any tips on shelf installation?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (Bd6X8)

673 Update: Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN), three others dead in car crash.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (yikp0)

674 Assegai
=
not a bad choice, sibat or moro budiak would be good as well

not over long shaft, but longer blade

get to their feet, thighs before they can get to you with a knife, hands.

worthless in a gun fight.

Posted by: its not going to be pretty at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (2INmV)

675 @Rickb223
Old .22's can be had on Gunbroker or auction sites like Proxibid. Prices vary from very reasonable to crazy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

676 "Are you gonna talk back to the plumber's daughter about running a snake through the pipe to clear a clog?

***

I've seen this movie.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (wb1YC)

677 Gub thread?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (OtkI2)

678 The screaming is classic. But did he in fact have his arm shot off?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)

679 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (yikp0)

I saw that... Terrible

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (bs+z0)

680 surrounded by at least 20 people for most of the day, every day, and he's been on TV this week. He is not alone in the room...ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's

I'm sure they're all pulling for him...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (h2V1y)

681 OT: Can that old guy and his shotgun visit my place? I need him to obliterate a mouse. Just saw it run across my floor. Right in front of me. Deployed some traps and now I have to figure out how the hell it got in here. Cursed mousey!!

(Resume regularly scheduled blog...)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (sAmhv)

682 I mean... Megan McCain isn't even a pundit. She's not a writer, a think tank member, she's not even a reporter. She's somebody's daughter, who the hell cares what she says, and why even respond???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Ivdso)
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More than a decade (and 100 pounds ago), he was the voice of Young Conservatism, just like Jonah Goldberg was the enfant terrible of the 1990s conservatives.

Neither have aged well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (llXky)

683 The screaming is classic. But did he in fact have his arm shot off?

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Not hardly. But it's probably the first time in his life he's ever had an injury.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:23 PM (wb1YC)

684 Are you gonna talk back to the plumber's daughter about running a snake through the pipe to clear a clog?

Is this the "adult movie" that was being discussed on a previous thread? Because I'm pretty sure I've seen this one.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:23 PM (ZGrMX)

685 God bless an 80 year old working retail. I'm trying to contradict the theory that early retirement leads to early death.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Vt2+G)

686 Doesn't your third objective conflict with the second?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 04:18 PM (b2nrj)

Jean Piaget said about rats that 70% is the cut-off. Of course if you play someone different every game, then your goal is 100%.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:23 PM (44ww/)

687 The recriminations on Twitter have been delicious. He actually thought the Dems would help him out after he voted for them. Nope, pure will to power, they want one of their own in that seat.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)
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I DEMAND a skull in a Meijer-branded flaming pudding cup.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:23 PM (llXky)

688 I'd like to see their mugshots and rap sheets pasted all over the internet to shame them even more.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 04:20 PM (qH6FZ)


You'd have to introduce the concept of shame to an already depraved community for that to work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (hOUT3)

689 620 I hope Kari Lake is everything she says she is and more.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (MkuC5)
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I know nothing of Kari Lake other than Trump endorsed her. Is there anything to what I've read today about her donating to Dem's in the past and being registered as Dem for a couple of years?

I guess AZ took her measure and thought it was okay. I hope she's the real thing. Lake vs Kelly in the General. Should be interesting.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

690 "Congratulations to my home state for making the transition to full blown MAGA/conspiracy theory/fraudster." - Meghan McCain
.........

C'mon Meggie, you're just mad cuz Kari is good looking and happy.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

691 The recriminations on Twitter have been delicious. He actually thought the Dems would help him out after he voted for them. Nope, pure will to power, they want one of their own in that seat.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

"You fucked up; you trusted us!" - some dood from Animal House.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

692 The screaming is classic. But did he in fact have his arm shot off?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)

I slow-moed the part where he is running back to the car. Arms - specifically the left arm - are not supposed to bend and dangle like that. Not sure what percentage remained keeping it attached.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (U3uv2)

693 683 The screaming is classic. But did he in fact have his arm shot off?

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Not hardly. But it's probably the first time in his life he's ever had an injury.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:23 PM (wb1YC)

Guarantee he was bleeding like a cut hog. Scared the piss right out of him.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (MkuC5)

694 I guess AZ took her measure and thought it was okay. I hope she's the real thing. Lake vs Kelly in the General. Should be interesting.
Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

No, She's running for Governor

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (bs+z0)

695 GOP Congresswoman Jackie Walorski of Indiana, along with two aides, killed in head-on car crash.

https://tinyurl.com/4rbt9zjz

Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (sWM8x)

696 Can that old guy and his shotgun visit my place? I need him to obliterate a mouse. Just saw it run across my floor. Right in front of me. Deployed some traps and now I have to figure out how the hell it got in here. Cursed mousey!!

(Resume regularly scheduled blog...)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022


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I'm not sure Stirling the Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence has ever seen a live mouse. Based on his enthusiastic hunting and pouncing, though, I'll bet he could handle a rodent like that with one eye closed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (txdEq)

697 I'm honestly surprised, this being California, the shop keep was not charged with SOMETHING. After all, can't let the serfs do what they want. However, I do expect this poor man to be victimized a second time via civil lawsuits for causing emotional distress, or some such.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (HmZuC)

698 Good bye Oscar Meijer wiener. Learn to code with Allahpussy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (532WG)

699 "Congratulations to my home state for making the transition to full blown MAGA/conspiracy theory/fraudster." - Meghan McCain

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That must have been hard to type standing over the garbage can eating cake and crying.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (wb1YC)

700 My guess is when he got to the emergency room he was whining about how some guy shot him "for no reason" yadda yadda. And his buddy with that SUV probably isn't happy cleaning up the thing like Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso)

701 The bacon helps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

I do hope that you understand "comely" when used in a sentence to describe "Bacon Wenches" is a most appropriate term of respect and admiration!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:04 PM (hOUT3)

Our bacon wench could have smoked cake girl when she was that age.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (VwHCD)

702 And now, a little girl and her pistol.

https://bit.ly/3JtVuVJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (FVME7)

703 I hope Kari Lake is everything she says she is and more.
Posted by: CZ = FNG

Ditto.
I don't know if she'll be as good as I hope; but, I know Robson would have been a continuation of the McStain AZ party.
Go, Lake, Go.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (MxUom)

704 "Congratulations to my home state for making the transition to full blown MAGA/conspiracy theory/fraudster." - Meghan McCain

The McCains are free to fuck off back to wherever they originally came from.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (Rl7KJ)

705 "Pumps shoot pretty much anything you can load in it, including the mini shells."

Shockwave running #4 mini-shells with the Opsol insert.
And the crimson trace saddle laser sight.

Minimal penetration, and can shoot from the hip with pretty good accuracy. Max distance inside the home would be 60 ft, but more than likely less than 20.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (1n+EO)

706 No, more like: "But you won't do it in the mouth, right? I mean, you promised."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Your way is more poetic. There is a reason you are the Ace-endorsed Author and I am sure the Ewok would endorse your post.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (CXr4y)

707 622 I don't have a shotty, should add one.
I have a katana and various pistols.
Posted by: gourmand at large

I have an upstairs SG, a downstairs SG and the 1952 H&R single shot 16 ga is in my shop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Pzq+5)

gourmand, yes do.
I have 3 loaded shottys around the house + what's in storage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV)

708 "You fucked up; you trusted us!" - some dood from Animal House.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (Rl7KJ)
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He actually wrote an op-ed whining that after all he'd done for the Dems by voting to impeach Trump and for Red Flag Laws and making sure the atrocity bill that caused inflation had enough votes to pass...the Dems have the nerve to not want him around.

Seriously. They PROMISED they wouldn't do it in the mouth.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (llXky)

709 700 My guess is when he got to the emergency room he was whining about how some guy shot him "for no reason" yadda yadda. And his buddy with that SUV probably isn't happy cleaning up the thing like Pulp Fiction
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso)

I believe it was stolen

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (bs+z0)

710 No, She's running for Governor
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (bs+z0)
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Sorry. I stand corrected.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

711 GOP Congresswoman Jackie Walorski of Indiana, along with two aides, killed in head-on car crash.

My favorite new conspiracy theory: wrong-way driving is *way* up in the US post-vaxx. Based purely on dashcam compilations it's practically confirmed.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)

712 "Congratulations to my home state for making the transition to full blown MAGA/conspiracy theory/fraudster." - Meghan McCain

Awww. Big butthurt? Loved Lake's response. FU Fatty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (532WG)

713 You'd have to introduce the concept of shame to an already depraved community for that to work!

See Kia Boys to understand that some people are pure psychopaths and there is no shame, remorse or guilt.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (3hSHB)

714 @Rickb223
Old .22's can be had on Gunbroker or auction sites like Proxibid. Prices vary from very reasonable to crazy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)
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I was at the PX at Ft Lewis last week and they had a Hi Point C9 (9mm) pistol for sale. First time I'd seen it there. Less than $200. I picked it up and it felt so nice...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (anj39)

715 fox news website still reporting the Kari Lake race too close to call

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (geLO8)

716 Uh, that Kari Lake tweet has every hackle I have up.

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And they chose @KariLake
to move Arizona forward.
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First of all "Forward". Second of all she's standing in front of that Mao/Billy Ayers rays of hope commie symbol. Wtf

https://tinyurl.com/36yy4ds5

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (dxttd)

717 As explained to me this morning, they do make shot-shells in pistol calibers, for killing rats and snakes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (44ww/)

718 And now, a little girl and her pistol.

Little Jane Wick. Its cute how girly she is while blasting away at targets

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Ivdso)

719 I was at the PX at Ft Lewis last week and they had a Hi Point C9 (9mm) pistol for sale. First time I'd seen it there. Less than $200. I picked it up and it felt so nice...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (anj39)

They're ugly but they work. Lifetime warranty too. Holsters are a bit hard to find.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (XvPQV)

720 687 The recriminations on Twitter have been delicious. He actually thought the Dems would help him out after he voted for them. Nope, pure will to power, they want one of their own in that seat.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

a man that dumb deserves to be in congress

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (us2H3)

721 My favorite new conspiracy theory: wrong-way driving is *way* up in the US post-vaxx. Based purely on dashcam compilations it's practically confirmed.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)


How do you explain Russia pre-vaxx? >8^O

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (ZSK0i)

722 Old .22's can be had on Gunbroker or auction sites like Proxibid. Prices vary from very reasonable to crazy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Over/Under 22/20 gauge?
I have a Winchester 69A .22 short, long, long rifle from '54.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (M4uPp)

723 My guess is when he got to the emergency room he was whining about how some guy shot him "for no reason" yadda yadda. And his buddy with that SUV probably isn't happy cleaning up the thing like Pulp Fiction

***

SumDude strikes again. And just as he was turning his life around.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (wb1YC)

724 700 The SUV was stolen, so yeah the actual owner gonna have a nice insurance claim to clean that thing up.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (MkuC5)

725 ICYMI
Nancy Pelosi is a biologist now.

Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (Y274z)

726 The video recorded the plate number. The BMW's lawful owner will have to deal with whatever's left after the evidence team is done with their business.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (6eRlp)

727 Shockwave running #4 mini-shells with the Opsol insert.
And the crimson trace saddle laser sight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (1n+EO)

Nice. Mini-shells are a game changer if you can reliably cycle them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (U3uv2)

728 My guess is when he got to the emergency room he was whining about how some guy shot him "for no reason" yadda yadda. And his buddy with that SUV probably isn't happy cleaning up the thing like Pulp Fiction
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso)

I believe it was stolen
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (bs+z0)
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Heh.
I bet he's really pissed now.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (anj39)

729 Second of all she's standing in front of that Mao/Billy Ayers rays of hope commie symbol. Wtf

https://tinyurl.com/36yy4ds5
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (dxttd)

Look at the Arizona state flag ...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

730 715 fox news website still reporting the Kari Lake race too close to call
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (geLO8

And yet they called Arizona for Biden shortly after the polls closed in 2020. Go figure,

Posted by: Tofer732 at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (imVto)

731 703 I hope Kari Lake is everything she says she is and more.
Posted by: CZ = FNG

Ditto.
I don't know if she'll be as good as I hope; but, I know Robson would have been a continuation of the McStain AZ party.
Go, Lake, Go.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (MxUom)


Guarantee she will not be perfect, but only 1000x better than anyone else works for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (hOUT3)

732 The McCains are free to fuck off back to wherever they originally came from.

Panama doesn't want them either.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (Bd6X8)

733 Your way is more poetic. There is a reason you are the Ace-endorsed Author and I am sure the Ewok would endorse your post.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (CXr4y)
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I learned from the master. He had a running theme with Obama about the "My promise not to do it in your mouth is no longer operative."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (llXky)

734 That must have been hard to type standing over the garbage can eating cake and crying.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (wb1YC)
.........

Well, she would have been sitting in it but her ass won't fit.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

735 I guess AZ took her measure and thought it was okay. I hope she's the real thing. Lake vs Kelly in the General. Should be interesting.
Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:24 PM (G0vdT)
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I believe there were better candidates in the race, but, name recognition is huge. Kari has name recognition, and, she appears almost Trumpian when dealing with the media.

Both reasons probably went a long way toward her endorsement by PDT.

By the way, Lake is running against Hobbs in the general. Blake Masters is running against Mark Kelly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (5pTK/)

736 Look at the Arizona state flag ...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

Thank you

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (dxttd)

737 They're ugly but they work. Lifetime warranty too. Holsters are a bit hard to find.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (XvPQV)


Agreed.

Finding the right holster would take some work.
I'm thinking of buying...Hell, I used to spend that much on coffee each month. ($189.00)

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (anj39)

738 How do you explain Russia pre-vaxx? >8^O

It's Russia, everyone has a BAC that qualifies them to be Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (ZGrMX)

739 Our bacon wench could have smoked cake girl when she was that age.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:25 PM (VwHCD)


That's sweet, thank you. Also, pass me some of whatever you're smoking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (DRSnL)

740 How do you explain Russia pre-vaxx? >8^O
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (ZSK0i)


Vodka, comrade, vodka!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (hOUT3)

741 729 Second of all she's standing in front of that Mao/Billy Ayers rays of hope commie symbol. Wtf

https://tinyurl.com/36yy4ds5
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (dxttd)

Look at the Arizona state flag ...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

Now that you mention it, it is a pretty ugly flag.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)

742 My favorite new conspiracy theory: wrong-way driving is *way* up in the US post-vaxx. Based purely on dashcam compilations it's practically confirmed.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)


Maybe, but a lot of the wrong-way driving is tied to drunk driving, which is a favorite pastime of our residents from south of the Rio Grande.
For all of the excesses of MADD, they did help to stigmatize drunk driving and drive down the numbers - among Americans. But another of the blessings of Open Borders liberty is letting in people who still routinely drive drunk.

Posted by: Wally at August 03, 2022 04:30 PM (zl63R)

743 First of all "Forward". Second of all she's standing in front of that Mao/Billy Ayers rays of hope commie symbol. Wtf

https://tinyurl.com/36yy4ds5
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (dxttd)
******
I have no problem with her standing in front of the Arizona flag.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

744 717 As explained to me this morning, they do make shot-shells in pistol calibers, for killing rats and snakes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (44ww/)

I've often wondered if that would be bad for a rifled barrel though.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (UuD2k)

745

So this young aeroplane engineer student was driving around in a BMW with lots of guns.

I BLAMES THE NRA!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (DYmlj)

746 I hope both of you guys can make it to TX this year

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 04:05 PM (llON

We'll definitely be there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (VwHCD)

747 Peter Meijer was promised by the Dems that it would 'just the tip.'

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (llXky)

748 I'm thinking of buying...Hell, I used to spend that much on coffee each month.

Yeah its a matter of perspective. Filling your tank with hydrogen used to sound expensive before Biden, but today eh, 80 bucks to fill your car isn't as shocking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (Ivdso)

749 "Mini-shells are a game changer if you can reliably cycle them."

With the Opsol insert, it has been 100% reliable.

My understanding is that the NEW shockwave will handle everything from the mini-shells up without an insert.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (1n+EO)

750 The clerk's moving to cover was the first thing I noticed in the video.
Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:09 PM (6eRlp)



More concealment than cover but still, good first move. He was able to get his shot off before the perp acquired him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

751 They're ugly but they work. Lifetime warranty too. Holsters are a bit hard to find.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (XvPQV)

Doubles as a anvil. At least my .45 model does. That said, surprisingly very accurate,

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (Vt2+G)

752 Little Jane Wick. Its cute how girly she is while blasting away at targets

Faster than I am and smoother on the reload too. She'll probably be a USPSA Master before she's in high school.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (nfrXX)

753
I live in an area that went from clean and tidy and middle-class, to having gun battles and SWAT teams prowling around. In like five years.

It's fuckin' disgusting, and videos like these make me happy. Not as happy as leaving this blue shithole will, but close.

Fuck Demtown cops. If they want to let this shit happen to people, then what good are they?? Defund, indeed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (IXpV7)

754 Good Job AZ. Now get rid of Cueball Kelly.
Posted by: wth

Masters got the nod. The bald tough guy ran against a McStain eGOP appointed replacement and won.
Now he actually has someone who isn't a McStain eGOP shill to run against.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (MxUom)

755 For all of the excesses of MADD, they did help to stigmatize drunk driving and drive down the numbers - among Americans.

Yeah they managed to finally shame drunk drivers into not being so stupid. MADD is like all those advocacy groups in that its run by zealots and extremists that take things way too far, but they did manage to do some good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (Ivdso)

756 The list of lies that the GOPe have swallowed and repeated over the decades makes it grate that they style anybody as a conspiracy theorist. They are the media's battered spouse telling us they fell down the stairs. Gumption now? FU.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (44ww/)

757 And they chose @KariLake
to move Arizona forward.
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First of all "Forward". Second of all she's standing in front of that Mao/Billy Ayers rays of hope commie symbol. Wtf

https://tinyurl.com/36yy4ds5
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022


***
I took it to symbolize the rays of endless sunlight that so much of AZ gets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (txdEq)

758 Faster than I am and smoother on the reload too. She'll probably be a USPSA Master before she's in high school.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (nfrXX)

Wouldn't it be great to that young again. Stuff just comes so easy.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (MkuC5)

759 have no problem with her standing in front of the Arizona flag.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

Obviously I didn't know it was the flag - which is great so I'm not concerned.

But it's still worth noting she's positioned at the center of it, Mao style.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (dxttd)

760 NOOD Harris...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (MxUom)

761 By the way, Lake is running against Hobbs in the general. Blake Masters is running against Mark Kelly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:29 PM (5pTK/)
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Thanks.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

762 702 And now, a little girl and her pistol.
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That's awesome. I wish I had form as good as hers.

Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (sWM8x)

763 Nood Kamala.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

764 Now that you mention it, it is a pretty ugly flag.

"Nothing as nice as ours!"
--New Mexico

The Oregon flag has two sides, unlike almost any other: state seal on one side, beaver on the other.

The animal. With the pointy teeth and flat tail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (Ivdso)

765 I'm a member of DADD.

Dads Against Daughters Dating

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (4I/2K)

766 Over/Under 22/20 gauge?
Posted by: rickb223
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Try looking for Savage model 24's in various combos. Think early models are branded as Stevens.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (CXr4y)

767 Over/Under 22/20 gauge?
I have a Winchester 69A .22 short, long, long rifle from '54.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (M4uPp)

I've seen them, the .22/20ga combo is hard to find, but they exist

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (XvPQV)

768 "As explained to me this morning, they do make shot-shells in pistol calibers, for killing rats and snakes."

Here come The Judge, Here come The Judge...

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (jTmQV)

769 Over/Under 22/20 gauge?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (M4uPp)

Savage Model 24 is what you are looking for, old school.

Savage Model 42, new school.

M6 Scout is another, but people want crazy money for them, especially in .22 Hornet.

Chiappa Double Badger is another O/U option.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (U3uv2)

770 "GOP Congresswoman Jackie Walorski of Indiana, along with two aides, killed in head-on car crash."


People dying in unexpected accidents is sad, no doubt. That said, there seems to be some expectation from the media and political class that we care more about a politician's death over others. I don't.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (qH6FZ)

771 NOOD Harris...

You bastard.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (ZSK0i)

772 Mostly use my shotgun for varmint control. So it is not my go to for home defense.

Maybe I need another shotgun with a different load.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (PbwT0)

773 Buy ammo, food and water...

You forgot the duck tape. You can never have enough duck tape.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (Pzq+5)

774 Small shot-shells are not a problem for rifling, but any muzzle brake is bad news, I read.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (44ww/)

775 Second of all she's standing in front of that Mao/Billy Ayers rays of hope commie symbol. Wtf

https://tinyurl.com/36yy4ds5
Posted by: ...

LMAO, that is literally our State flag.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (MxUom)

776 More about the girl who chewed through her restraints and led the police back to her undocumented pre-citizen abductor and the bodies of his victims.

https://bit.ly/3oUDxGG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (FVME7)

777 fox news website still reporting the Kari Lake race too close to call
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 04:27 PM (geLO8
*
And yet they called Arizona for Biden shortly after the polls closed in 2020. Go figure,
Posted by: Tofer732 at August 03, 2022


***
If they drag this out, Kari needs to make a BIG stink and sue, like, immediately. And ignore whatever the media says about "She's a poor loser."

From what I've seen of her style, she'll have no trouble ignoring them and/or telling them off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (txdEq)

778 Noodus kamalamadingdong

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (txdEq)

779 Anyone who appears on Tim Pool or Michael Malice should tell the local news to EABOD.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (44ww/)

780 GOP Congresswoman Jackie Walorski of Indiana, along with two aides, killed in head-on car crash."


People dying in unexpected accidents is sad, no doubt. That said, there seems to be some expectation from the media and political class that we care more about a politician's death over others. I don't.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (qH6FZ

RE; Congressman Walorski
I looked at her congressional website. She appeared to be a real conservative. Who knows? Disappointing for our side.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (M3hSG)

781 The alternative to the police is...The Batman.

Or an 80 year old guy with a shotgun.

Either /or.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (+DS2f)

782 He was an armed robber but now he’s a one-armed bandit.

Posted by: Otto at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (xiF+s)

783 Note that these videos show an armed scumbag criminal getting his arm shot off and screaming in pain like a bitch.


Ace bringing out the awesome entertainment videos now.

Posted by: PMRich at August 03, 2022 05:01 PM (eh5ud)

784 Laughed my a$$ off at the guy with the broken shin trying to get on the scooter in Brazil.


Was that wrong?
Posted by: Infidel at August 03, 2022 03:11 PM (mn1Pi)


Well, it’s nice to know that I’m not alone

Posted by: PMRich at August 03, 2022 05:20 PM (eh5ud)

785 A gentleman uses the word comely.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (xWhqL)

Wasn't he the dumb one on Pawn Stars?


Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (MFphb)

786 I love happy endings.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at August 03, 2022 05:48 PM (8yM+6)

787 "As I think Instapundit remarked: The laws and professional police force aren't there to protect the citizenry from the criminals

The laws and professional police force are there to protect the criminals from the citizenry."

It was me that said that in the comments a while back. I was speaking about the unintended consequences of this "defund the police, coddle the criminals" attitude. This will backfire on them. The citizens don't need the police to protect them. They've ceded that authority to the police under the understanding that vigilante justice is an ugly bitch of a thing. But if the police stop holding up their end, there's nothing stopping anyone from taking it back. And it will be ugly, and the criminals aren't going to be mollycoddled by shotgun blasts.

Posted by: Goober at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (Hgvgt)

788 The perp will be ALL RIGHT.

Since his left arm is gone.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (Re7F9)

789 Cry me aa River you pathetic little thing you walk into store wearing a Ski-Mask and armed to rob the place a aold man shoots your arm off now you want everyone to pity you Way too bad but count yourself lucky many armed masked robbers ended up dead when they tried to rob some store

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 03, 2022 06:28 PM (wGqjj)

790 But... but... it was an AR-15. Those things are supposed to be unstoppable!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 03, 2022 06:52 PM (8fxF+)

791 719 You're supposed to carry a Hi-Point in baggy pants, yo.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 03, 2022 06:58 PM (8fxF+)

792 #744 Won't damage the barrel with the rifling will spin the shot group to shit.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 03, 2022 07:00 PM (8fxF+)

793 #744 unless it's a dedicated "snake" load in a cup for the shot.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 03, 2022 07:01 PM (8fxF+)

794 He's still an armed robber, just not a two-armed robber, right?

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Posted by: Sarah at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (JJqDA)

796 His new nickname is "Slot Machine" aka one-armed bandit.

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