Something Unbelievable Happened Yesterday: Someone Failed to Position Kamala Harris for Success

Nick Arama plays Plato and records the wisdom of this Schlong-hopping Socrates.

Go to the link to see Kamala also claim, without evidence, and rather ghoulishly, claim that the deadly floods in Kentucky and Missouri were due to "climate change."

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

2 I refuse to believe this. Kamala could never be held down. She's too stronk and powerful on her own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

3 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (llXky)

4 Doh, rookie mistake.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (MxUom)

5 3 First!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:32 PM (llXky)

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In our hearts, yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

6 Crap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (llXky)

7 High heat workplaces? Like under Willie Brown's desk?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (ppBhU)

8 Heh. Schlong-hopping Socrates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2022 04:33 PM (89T5c)

9 Kama kama kama chameleon...you cum..and go.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (532WG)

10 But but but...the price of gas has dropped for 50(!) straight days!!!!

Posted by: Happy Days Are Here Again at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (IfiWI)

11 She has no concept of transmission losses. This woman is dumber than a brick.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (sn5EN)

12 If success is to be positioned, we all can take the position that success is here. One position, under diversity and the position in our community.

Posted by: Kamalala Dingdong at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (PHxng)

13 Her words are hard to swallow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (532WG)

14 Kamala "Read My Nips" Harris

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (CCf67)

15 Great suffering horny toads. Can they not keep her in a basement?

Posted by: Blutarski at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (CWRPI)

16 Ace, you need skull in a Meijer-brand pudding up for Peter Meijer, one-term reject.

He's crying all over about how he voted with Dems and when they said they wouldn't do it in his mouth he believed them and now they're laughing at him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (llXky)

17 Just wait until she's President*.

Gird yer loins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

18 reverting to pagans as the left worships and fears weather....particularly that weather is a product of their sins.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (OuH7W)

19 How is this utterly ridiculous and pathetic person one dementia patient heartbeat away from the presidency?

Posted by: Jmel at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (bVhJi)

20 No more free BJs?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (7VhLP)

21 Willowed.

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Savage Model 24 is what you are looking for, old school.

Savage Model 42, new school.

M6 Scout is another, but people want crazy money for them, especially in .22 Hornet.

Chiappa Double Badger is another O/U option.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (U3uv2)

22 Space! It's big. And not air conditioned!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (532WG)

23 And to think, CNN reported that Commie-La was chosen specifically bc she is ready to step in when Biden's out.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (tQL7r)

24 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: Shep Smith's Sore Ass at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (R5lpX)

25 She was probably listening to Martha and the Vandellas before going on stage. Its an understandable mistake.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (TNyrE)

26 16 Ace, you need skull in a Meijer-brand pudding up for Peter Meijer, one-term reject.

He's crying all over about how he voted with Dems and when they said they wouldn't do it in his mouth he believed them and now they're laughing at him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (llXky)

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And NT has no idea what happened because they understand politics better than the deplorables.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

27 Her words are hard to swallow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (532WG)
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You know what else is hard to swallow? The whole Dem caucus giving you a facial.

Posted by: Peter Meijer, Dem Tool at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (llXky)

28 I wonder if one of her speechwriters used to work on the Simpsons, because her words are rather Homeresque.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (HmZuC)

29 Yeah Kamala.. You can pick up and move those windmills.. Just back up your trailer and hook up to it....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (bs+z0)

30 He's crying all over about how he voted with Dems and when they said they wouldn't do it in his mouth he believed them and now they're laughing at him.

Kamala >>> Meijer. She knew they'd do it in her mouth.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

31 Like I said yesterday, she hears the ocean 24/7.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ZSK0i)

32 I'll have a nip/snort/toke of whatever reality-altering substances she is ingesting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (4I/2K)

33 It is literally about the transportation of energy


Pete Bootyglug will be in charge too

Oh Fuuuuuuudge

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (vd8XM)

34 Afternoon

Indiana Republican Congresscritter Jackie Walorski dead in car crash.

https://instapundit.com/535093/

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (1Yy3c)

35 >>>Schlong-hopping Socrates.

Suckrates?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (U3uv2)

36 Ace, you need skull in a Meijer-brand pudding up for Peter Meijer, one-term reject.

He's crying all over about how he voted with Dems and when they said they wouldn't do it in his mouth he believed them and now they're laughing at him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (llXky)

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Mega Mac, who just last week swore off Twitter for the summer, had a world class meltdown over his loss and penned another junior high level piece about it at the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

37 Kamala was always unelectable is because women HATE other women who use sex to get ahead. Anger over that can burn so hot that party loyalty wilts within proximity.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (+/akC)

38
Just move it. Just move the energy. The clean energy.

Exactly the same kind of magical thinking that leads Californians to say dumb shit like "just move the Mississippi River over here because I'm outta muh lawn-juice, bruh, stop bogarting it, dude, huuuurp a derp."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (IXpV7)

39 Kamala's only had two positions she's been successful in. On her knees and on her back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (Bd6X8)

40 How is this utterly ridiculous and pathetic person one dementia patient heartbeat away from the presidency?
Posted by: Jmel at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM

It's almost sad I am rooting for Joepedo to keep living.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (532WG)

41 These people think they can change the weather...
Having such delusions would get you institutionalized a hundred years ago. Maybe 50.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (jTmQV)

42 The stupidity.
It springs unbidden from her lips to our ears.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (anj39)

43 It’s got to be dumb all around. If she has speech writers and that is what they write, they are dumb. If she reads these dumb speeches and still gives them without editing, she is dumb. If she writes and reads her own speeches well you know.

Posted by: keena at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (RiTnx)

44 TPosted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (llXky)

Meijer's Shifty takers made my day.

Posted by: clutch at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (9UmRs)

45 The flooding in Missouri happened because there's been a ton of urban development since the 1990s in the floodplain of the Missouri River, which consequently has been levee'd up far more than previously to protect all the homes and businesses; meaning that in a heavy rain, the water doesn't have a lot of places to go and thus bursts through wherever it can.

This is known. And environmentalists would be on safer ground in arguing that that urban buildup was a bad idea. But Kamala, being Kamala, was immediately drawn to the low-IQ response of "Climate change hur-durr!!"

Posted by: Dr. T at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (tp+tP)

46 Energy distribution is not exciting it's boring. Boring as F*.

And if it gets exciting a lot of people are wishing and some are praying it would be boring again.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (T/vhV)

47 I said it this morning, I have to hand it to them, they've developed a "profound tard" brand for Kamala and they're sticking to it.

I just want to know which of her staffers found Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts throwaways and decided to insert them into every Kammy speech? That guy deserves a medal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (KbCG3)

48 lying or retarded or oral...those are the three modes this bitch seems to have

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (XvPQV)

49 23 And to think, CNN reported that Commie-La was chosen specifically bc she is ready to step in when Biden's out.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (tQL7r)

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January 2019, the New York Times ran a big spread on Kamala to prepare the public for her rise to power where she was going to sweep the Democratic primaries of 2020 with establishment support.

They wrote and published this profile on her after having spent hours speaking with her and interviewing people who were close to her in her career in California and DC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

50 Space! It's big. And not air conditioned!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (532WG)


Space ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (AiZBA)

51 How is this utterly ridiculous and pathetic person one dementia patient heartbeat away from the presidency?
Posted by: Jmel at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (bVhJi)


She's the right color and has a vagina. End of qualifications.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (DRSnL)

52 Schlong-hopping Socrates. I like that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (ZLI7S)

53 Hey ...
LMAO
Kari Lake is literally standing in front of the top half the AZ flag.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (MxUom)

54 Ace, you need skull in a Meijer-brand pudding up for Peter Meijer, one-term reject.

He's crying all over about how he voted with Dems and when they said they wouldn't do it in his mouth he believed them and now they're laughing at him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM

A flaming Oscar Meijer wiener. LOLGF traitor.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (532WG)

55 I still want to know if Harris was in the situation room when Zawahiri was killed.

If she was there, they're doing a fine job keeping it quite. Talk about not positioning for success.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

56 Kamala needs some air conditioning in her man pants. P. U.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (47hkP)

57 11 She has no concept of transmission losses. This woman is dumber than a brick.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (sn5EN)

Her only experience with "transmission" is Willie Brown's swimmers leaving his testicles to her mouth, which given the mode of transfer, there aren't much transmission losses there.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (Rl7KJ)

58 Kanela, bring on the cinnamon and turn it up.

Posted by: Willie le Braun at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (IeGFg)

59 Suckrates?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (U3uv2)


Oh, that's good!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (DRSnL)

60 20 No more free BJs?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (7VhLP)

They're never free. Best you can hope for is negotiated prices up front.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (XvPQV)

61 I still want to know if Harris was in the situation room when Zawahiri was killed.

If she was there, they're doing a fine job keeping it quite. Talk about not positioning for success.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

They positioned her for success, under the table.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (U3uv2)

62 What's the percentage loss per 100 miles of high tension lines? By the time any wind energy gets to Illinois it will be all petered out

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (sn5EN)

63 Oh I position Kumala for success! To bad the bitch is too dumb to understand what she is successful at.

Posted by: Willie B! at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (NJXJJ)

64 She'd be mocked as an airhead if she said this crap in a beauty contest....

But Dan Quayle was mocked incessantly and they had only one "gaff" to point to.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (JMAcK)

65 Suckrates?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (U3uv2)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: get it suck-rates hahaha at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (h5TKJ)

66 Meijer looks like the gay redhead from Modern Family.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (532WG)

67
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Being lorded over by Communists is bad, but this is worse. These Communists are functionally retarded cock-holsters. Dishwater-dull mediocrities who wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one. And yet...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (IXpV7)

68 Schlong hopping So-crates.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (9yNy8)

69 If you removed 5 points off this woman's IQ, you'd have to put her body on life support.

Apparently spending all of your recreational time just breathing through your nose is bad for your brain.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (wb1YC)

70 Mega Mac, who just last week swore off Twitter for the summer, had a world class meltdown over his loss and penned another junior high level piece about it at the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
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The remedial English courses actually worked?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (5pTK/)

71 So here's Kamala's quote: Our administration has also invested $65 billion into the electric grid and transmission infrastructure for our nation -- so to build thousands of miles of new, resilient transmission lines. And in that way, we can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed. It is literally about the transportation of energy.

So, think: From a wind farm in Iowa to a suburb in Chicago, or from a solar farm in Nevada to a family farm in Missouri. How exciting is that.


You don't freaking move energy from Nevada to Missouri via transmission lines. The line loss over that distance is huge. You generate electricity locally or semi-locally and distribute it to nearby areas. Yes, new transmission lines are good and important. No, not like heels up said.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (eyxn4)

72 She That Shall Not Be Named should be donated to medical science immediately, while living, for research to understand how it is possible for someone that impaired can akshually sustain respiratory and cardio function.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (MkuC5)

73 Do you think I would have promoted her if she didn't have exceptional talent?

Posted by: Willie le Braun at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (IeGFg)

74 Love that all the other stronk empowered women of Washington DC wore pearl necklaces on Inauguration Day, in order to "honor" the first female VP. Snort.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (RKLPC)

75 47 I said it this morning, I have to hand it to them, they've developed a "profound tard" brand for Kamala and they're sticking to it.

I just want to know which of her staffers found Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts throwaways and decided to insert them into every Kammy speech? That guy deserves a medal.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (KbCG3)

I believe it's her own natural talent.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj)

76 How is this utterly ridiculous and pathetic person one dementia patient heartbeat away from the presidency?
Posted by: Jmel at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (bVhJi)

She's the right color and has a vagina. End of qualifications.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (DRSnL)


Come on people, we can't get perfection in every aspect of this administration!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (hOUT3)

77 So does she carry the green energy around the country in a backpack? Is that the exciting way she does it? Or maybe she sprinkles it from a magical watering can.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (vWLIv)

78 Move energy ... to where it is needed ... (strokes chin) ... hmm, very novel concept. Kamala is a genius (as long as her audience is in grade school)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (Cus5s)

79 >>>Kamala was always unelectable is because women HATE other women who use sex to get ahead.

Yeah there is a lot of "the heat of 1000 suns" that has to do with that sort of topic. This particular item is well justifiable. If women use sex to get ahead, not offering sexual favors means you get sidelined. That's a good reason to be pissed.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (T/vhV)

80 Blame Sundowner, he put her where she had no business being

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (k8B25)

81 Kamala was always unelectable is because women HATE other women who use sex to get ahead. Anger over that can burn so hot that party loyalty wilts within proximity.
Posted by: Brisco County


Think it's much more multi-faceted than just that. Black women hated her because she fakes being a black woman. Everyone else that I know think she's dumb as a stump.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (tQL7r)

82 I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Being lorded over by Communists is bad, but this is worse. These Communists are functionally retarded cock-holsters. Dishwater-dull mediocrities who wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one. And yet...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (IXpV7)

It's an illegitimate junta. I am thankful that there is so much mockworthy material.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (U3uv2)

83 "Clean Energy". Insty has a headline. A sad one. "Chevrolet Offers Bolt Owners Money If They Waive The Right To Sue".

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (6eRlp)

84 Dan Quayle must be watching Harris and falling to his knees in gratitude.

Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (vefj5)

85 74 Love that all the other stronk empowered women of Washington DC wore pearl necklaces on Inauguration Day, in order to "honor" the first female VP. Snort.

Posted by: Greyman27
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They never listened to ZZ Top.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (CXr4y)

86 This dumb bitch again?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

87 This is known. And environmentalists would be on safer ground in arguing that that urban buildup was a bad idea. But Kamala, being Kamala, was immediately drawn to the low-IQ response of "Climate change hur-durr!!"
Posted by: Dr. T at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (tp+tP)
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Maybe Kamala can be the first to start digging that epic trench from Missouri to California to divert the excess water from the Mississippi River...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (K5n5d)

88 64 She'd be mocked as an airhead if she said this crap in a beauty contest....

But Dan Quayle was mocked incessantly and they had only one "gaff" to point to.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (JMAcK)

I met Dan Quayle. He was sharp AND articulate. He deserved better.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)

89 If you removed 5 points off this woman's IQ, you'd have to put her body on life support.
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She has an extra brain in her ass to drive her legs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (At5qb)

90
"US uninsured rate hits record low of 8 percent, Biden admin report says."

Just a bunch of wreckers here.

Posted by: Happy Days Are Here Again at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (IfiWI)

91 So, think: From a wind farm in Iowa to a suburb in Chicago, or from a solar farm in Nevada to a family farm in Missouri. How exciting is that.

***

There's a good case to be made that this woman is essentially retarded.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (wb1YC)

92 She's ready to step in for Brandumb all right. Her superpower is doing with words what Joe does in his pants.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (h2V1y)

93 "When you think about it, you have to actually think about 'it,' that is: the meaning of it, and it all depends upon what the definition of what it is. I mean, it could identify as "not it.' Which reminds me of a game we used to play when I was that little girl ... and it now occurs to me that it might be the root of my nickname is little girl when everybody called me 'idjit,"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (7VhLP)

94 This is known. And environmentalists would be on safer ground in arguing that that urban buildup was a bad idea. But Kamala, being Kamala, was immediately drawn to the low-IQ response of "Climate change hur-durr!!"

IOW, unnatural population growth (ahem, unprecedented immigration) is the real emergency.

Posted by: Zek at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (OzNIz)

95 https://tinyurl.com/2f989eax
American Thinker on Kameltoe speak

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (k8B25)

96 Kamala: "We can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed. It is literally about the transportation of energy ... How exciting is that!"


Natural gas pipelines have been around in a major way in the USA (interstate transmission) since shortly before WWII. At around 500 B.C., the Chinese started using crude bamboo “pipelines” to transport gas that seeped to the surface and to use it to boil sea water to get drinkable water. Kamala and her writers are unmitigated dolts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (4I/2K)

97 When Joey B is finally placed in an ambulance and carried away from the WH for the last time, the cat fight between Kamala and Jill will be epic.

The country may be circling the drain, but at least we'll be entertained.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

99 No offense. I'd just hate to see you standing there asking yourself why this guy isn't on the ground yet.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida

Ace says no topic is OT, so... 20 gauge. Modified choke.
#8 bird shot at 7 yds. Blew the plywood out in about a 4" hole, with scatters for about 18" circle.
What is there not to love about that for home defense?
You take a few pellets in the face... you ain't a combatant any more.
And if one aims right, you dead.
My wife's home defense weapon.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (cPGH3)

100 Some IN R congresswoman was kilt in a car wreck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

101 We've heard worse from Harris. This was just standard Dem politician level stupid, not her normal VP Harris level stupid.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (G0vdT)

102 98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

The abortion init phrasing was very, very deceptive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)

103 Yeah there is a lot of "the heat of 1000 suns" that has to do with that sort of topic. This particular item is well justifiable. If women use sex to get ahead, not offering sexual favors means you get sidelined. That's a good reason to be pissed.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (T/vhV)

Same general concept behind the left losing support of the breakfast tacox crowd over illegal aliens.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (U3uv2)

104 98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)
Kansas is a strange State... It's not as conservative as one would think

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (bs+z0)

105 If they were smart they could be dangerous...

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (jTmQV)

106 Nikola Tesla solved this problem over 100 years ago. Just pump the Earth full of electricity and suck it out anywhere on the planet. We should just switch to that.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (sn5EN)

107 Smooth Brained Koala Bear > Smooth Brained Kamala Harris

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (2CExO)

108 AllahPundit's last day at Hot Air will be Friday, September 2!

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (TZswW)

109 Blame Sundowner, he put her where she had no business being
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:41 PM (k8B25)
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Blame James Clyburn, for demanding a person of melanin for VP as the price for helping F. Joe limp across the finish line in the SC primary, when his campaign was on life support.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (At5qb)

110 I have never understood how the Democratic party of California thought that woman should be promoted.

She was conspicuously stupid back in San Francisco. Her office was an endless source of chaos and disfunction. She was known to be an awful boss.

Posted by: Dianna at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (YFlEv)

111 They never listened to ZZ Top.


I thought it was an intentional insult, basically calling her a whore to her face, but with a polite smile.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)

112 Mega Mac, who just last week swore off Twitter for the summer, had a world class meltdown over his loss and penned another junior high level piece about it at the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
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Kinzinger had a good cry over it too, blaming the DCCC for spending a half million bucks supporting Meijer's opponent.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (nOv9a)

113 88 64 She'd be mocked as an airhead if she said this crap in a beauty contest....

But Dan Quayle was mocked incessantly and they had only one "gaff" to point to.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 03, 2022 04:39 PM (JMAcK)

I met Dan Quayle. He was sharp AND articulate. He deserved better.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Yes he did. He had the misfortune though to be paired with Bush I and gave up a home run to otherwise dismal candidate Bentsen in a debate.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (CXr4y)

114 Ace says no topic is OT, so... 20 gauge. Modified choke.
#8 bird shot at 7 yds. Blew the plywood out in about a 4" hole, with scatters for about 18" circle.
What is there not to love about that for home defense?
You take a few pellets in the face... you ain't a combatant any more.
And if one aims right, you dead.
My wife's home defense weapon.
Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (cPGH3)

20 ga is fine for social situations. I prefer buck for penetration and lethality. Slugs are good too, of course, but be aware of backstop.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

115 Kamala evidently went to the William Shatner school of diction.

It is hard to believe Joe's monotone when reading the teleprompter seems more off the cuff than Kamala reading her cues.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (5pTK/)

116 110 I have never understood how the Democratic party of California thought that woman should be promoted.


Female and of color

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (bs+z0)

117 They wrote and published this profile on her after having spent hours speaking with her and interviewing people who were close to her in her career in California and DC.
Posted by: The James Madison


Whoa. What do TPTB have for blackmail on the NYT?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (tQL7r)

118 How exciting is that? Not very.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (bVYXr)

119 AllahPundit's last day at Hot Air will be Friday, September 2!
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (TZswW)


No way! Ace should do a post about it.
(Sorry, couldn't resist).

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (DRSnL)

120 Panama sez: This time, price fixing will work.

https://bit.ly/3QlgdO2

Is there a way to short an entire country?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (eyxn4)

121 "it's all the speech writers fault".

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (nYNrQ)

122 106 Nikola Tesla solved this problem over 100 years ago. Just pump the Earth full of electricity and suck it out anywhere on the planet. We should just switch to that.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (sn5EN)

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And Thomas Edison sent his chief assassin, Albert Einstein, to murder Nikola Tesla to hide the truth. Einstein had to fight through Tesla's bodyguard, Carl Jung, but Jung could not hold out against Einstein's nuclear powers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

123 When she committed the Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmations calendar to memory, did she not realize it was a gag gift?

Posted by: red speck at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (gS3OW)

124 Energy distribution is not exciting it's boring. Boring as F*.

And if it gets exciting a lot of people are wishing and some are praying it would be boring again.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 04:37 PM (T/vhV)

This!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (4I/2K)

125 102 98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)
The abortion init phrasing was very, very deceptive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)


Thank the lawyers who are so very very smart for that wording!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (hOUT3)

126 Posted by: It's me donna

I get that. But after reading an article about the amendment, I still don't understand what the hell it was about.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (p09y2)

127 102 98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

The abortion init phrasing was very, very deceptive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)
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It was downright confusing. I read it and I didn't understand fully what they were asking. They let the lawyers write it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

128 110 I have never understood how the Democratic party of California thought that woman should be promoted.

She was conspicuously stupid back in San Francisco. Her office was an endless source of chaos and disfunction. She was known to be an awful boss.
Posted by: Dianna at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (YFlEv)

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She sucked the right cocks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

129 More b.s. writing for the Daily Mail by the Maverick's hell spawn:

MEGHAN MCCAIN: Moralizing Democrats don't give a damn about integrity - they just cynically aided and abetted the victory of a full-blown election-denying, REPUBLICAN conspiracy theorist.

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Cry harder, Mega Mac.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

130 Cat, what happened in Kansas is the stupid ballot question looked like this:

22. Regulation of abortion.
Because Kansans value both women and children, the constitution of the state of Kansas does not require government funding of abortion and does not create or secure a right to abortion. To the extent permitted by the constitution of the United States, the people, through their elected state representatives and state senators, may pass laws regarding abortion, including, but not limited to, laws that account for circumstances of pregnacy resulting from rape or incest, or circumstnces of necessity to save the life of the mother.

WTF are you supposed to put after all that?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (w0NJk)

131 The Dems told me I had to vote that way if I loved Democracy, all I asked was that not be in my mouth.

*sob*

I said not in the mouth and you said you wouldn't.

*sob*

Posted by: Peter Meijer, Dem Tool at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (llXky)

132 I thought it was an intentional insult, basically calling her a whore to her face, but with a polite smile.

Posted by: Greyman27
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Apparently wearing pearl necklaces were a power thing at the girls schools like Smith etc. back in the day. Barbara Bush was one of those and Hill Dawg did it too back in the 90's.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (CXr4y)

133 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

The abortion init phrasing was very, very deceptive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I read a whole bunch of money flooded KS in support of the NO vote as well.
Spread a bunch of FUD and write up the issue in the most confusing way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (MxUom)

134 Any day we could wake up and this bint would be president.

I mean, the same people would be running the show behind the scenes and we'd still have a basically braindead president, so I guess not much would change, but still, scary.

Posted by: brak at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)

135 She sucked the right cocks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

You got that right Jimmy!

Posted by: Willie B! at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (NJXJJ)

136 > I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.

Although Americans want far less permissive abortion rules than we currently have, they're not ready to embrace the level in the new bill.

Also, the wording on the ballot was confusing as hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (eyxn4)

137 Hey, Ace, much thanks for posting the picture of Cake Girl earlier. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (atmen)

138 Kinzinger had a good cry over it too

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (nOv9a)

When is that pussy not crying?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (U3uv2)

139
MEGHAN MCCAIN: Moralizing Democrats don't give a damn about integrity - they just cynically aided and abetted the victory of a full-blown election-denying, REPUBLICAN conspiracy theorist.

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Who is this fat dummy mad at now?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (IXpV7)

140 Is this a mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (FVME7)

141 Kamala was always unelectable is because women HATE other women who use sex to get ahead. Anger over that can burn so hot that party loyalty wilts within proximity.

--

As a woman myself, I hate her because she's a stupid communist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (sVtYq)

142 So does she carry the green energy around the country in a backpack? Is that the exciting way she does it? Or maybe she sprinkles it from a magical watering can.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (vWLIv)
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Wagon trains with buckets filled with electrons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (At5qb)

143 129 More b.s. writing for the Daily Mail by the Maverick's hell spawn:

MEGHAN MCCAIN: Moralizing Democrats don't give a damn about integrity - they just cynically aided and abetted the victory of a full-blown election-denying, REPUBLICAN conspiracy theorist.

--------------

Cry harder, Mega Mac.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

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Whether the new nominee wins the seat or not, the GOPe has lost an elected ally. That's a good thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

144 Kumala is a veritable Suck-ra- teez.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (nYNrQ)

145 She is amazing. It's like watching a downs victim giving a speech except with better diction.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (QSjkU)

146 Powerlines...Kameltoe is pretending (?) to be excited by powerlines.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

147 I have never understood how the Democratic party of California thought that woman should be promoted.
Female and of color
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:45 PM (bs+z0)
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CA oligarchs were approached by CA Dems and asked for megabucks in order to get rid of Kamala. CA Dems then paid the DNC to take Kamala off their hands.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (5pTK/)

148 So, basically the pro baby murder people crafted a ballot measure to make it look like KS rejected abortion restrictions?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (p09y2)

149 140 Is this a mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (FVME7)

Hey, a kid'll eat ivies too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

150 I still maintain that she and Booker teamed up to convince Juicy that they needed a good lynching case to buttress their much needed anti-lynching law, so Juicy (a friend of both of them) got right on it, checkbook at the ready. LOL!
Postscript, the law passed anyway...even tho' murder is already illegal and lynchings are unheard of in modern times.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (jTmQV)

151 #wastf

Posted by: Golfman at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (r5y5w)

152 Apparently wearing pearl necklaces were a power thing at the girls schools like Smith etc. back in the day. Barbara Bush was one of those and Hill Dawg did it too back in the 90's.
Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (CXr4y)
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So did Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (At5qb)

153 Apparently wearing pearl necklaces were a power thing at the girls schools like Smith etc. back in the day. Barbara Bush was one of those and Hill Dawg did it too back in the 90's.
Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (CXr4y)

It was the tramp stamp of the day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (4I/2K)

154 Nearby military aircraft extra-noisy this afternoon.

Is Kamala prepared?

Posted by: KT at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (rrtZS)

155 It was downright confusing. I read it and I didn't understand fully what they were asking. They let the lawyers write it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)
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Ballot proposals are automatically suspect. People will vote "no" unless you can give a clear reason for them to vote "yes."

That proposal was shit warmed over. They should have simply put something like "Abortions after the first trimester are prohibited save to protect the life of the mother, or in cases where incest or rape can be proven."

That would pass, but instead they made a word salad.

The good news is the Dems are now going to be even more radical.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (llXky)

156 148 So, basically the pro baby murder people crafted a ballot measure to make it look like KS rejected abortion restrictions?


did you see that text?

and then below that are two choices: o Yes o No

wtf?!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (w0NJk)

157 They never listened to ZZ Top.
Posted by: whig

My first thought as well.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (tQL7r)

158 146 Powerlines...Kameltoe is pretending (?) to be excited by powerlines.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

She likes long appendages capable of transmitting information or power in bursts along itself?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

159 She's the right color and has a vagina. End of qualifications.
Posted by: Jordan61

Not all women have vaginas. H8ter

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (PavmY)

160 As a woman myself, I hate her because she's a stupid communist.

Posted by: Lady in Black

This!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (vWLIv)

161 We can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed. It is literally about the transportation of energy

Pipelines and electric transmission lines have entered the chat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

162 It's not very unusual to have a politician who can't string a coherent sentence together. I can't understand, though, why she does this repeatedly.

She pays people to write speeches for her. Is this what they write, or is this her going off-script?

Will no one on her staff tell her she sounds like a complete doofus?

I can't understand it. At least Puddinhead has the dementia excuse.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (sWM8x)

163 I think ol' willie poked her in the brain too many times.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (VwHCD)

164 I still don't believe that it was Biden's idea to have her as the VP nominee. Even he could have seen she was a dummox.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (Ynyl9)

165 142 So does she carry the green energy around the country in a backpack? Is that the exciting way she does it? Or maybe she sprinkles it from a magical watering can.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 04:40 PM (vWLIv)

Ca. already can't handle the electric demands. Let's force folks to buy electric cars and plug them in.... Better hope the grid holds if there is an evacuation for a fire and your car isn't fully charged

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (bs+z0)

166 These stupid bitches are going to be the death of us all.

"Credentialed", yet functionally retarded. What are her particular qualifications for political leadership?

It's my understanding she was very adept at oral arguments. That's it.

It used to be politicians ran on their accomplishments. Now these pseudo-intellectuals and grifters just campaign on what they plan to do if elected. WASTF

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (DeJvo)

167 Well, that's just spiffy! I stepped outside the front door to check the mail just as the Google street view car went zipping by.

Good thing I was wearing clothes.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (ZSK0i)

168 WTF are you supposed to put after all that?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid

That isn't a yes/no question. It isn't even a question. Fucking leftists always have some slimy way of being slimy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (p09y2)

169 I thought it was an intentional insult, basically calling her a whore to her face, but with a polite smile.

Posted by: Greyman27
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Apparently wearing pearl necklaces were a power thing at the girls schools like Smith etc. back in the day. Barbara Bush was one of those and Hill Dawg did it too back in the 90's.
Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 04:47 PM (CXr4y)

That was before the indie porn markets altered the everyday meaning of 'pearl necklace'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (XvPQV)

170 So, Kamala and Monica Lewinsky get into a contest to see how can smoke the most…”sausage …yeah, that’s the word…in an hour. Who wins?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (atmen)

171 I think sleeping your way to the top makes everyone see your just a Ho.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (k8B25)

172 MegaMac needs a cheeseburger infusion to help her with her anger.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (nYNrQ)

173 Kamala missed her calling. She should be writing patent applications.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (QSjkU)

174 20 ga is fine for social situations. I prefer buck for penetration and lethality. Slugs are good too, of course, but be aware of backstop.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water

You miss the point. The smaller the count of the projectiles, the more accurate the aim must be. More projectiles, more slop in aiming point.
18" is a lot of slop. No one is going to continue a fight after being hit with that many pellets.
A shotgun is not a handgun. It's a "general vicinity" weapon... and ideal for my wife who isn't going to practice. She WILL point and shoot, and now she's confident that her level of expertise will serve her.
This isn't hard to understand.
A 4" hole at 7 yds is a stopper, say what you will.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (cPGH3)

175 Listen, if we don't move forwards then all we're going to do, you see, is move backwards. And moving backwards is the wrong thing to do. When you go backwards you don't know what's in front of you because what's in front of you is behind you, and what's behind you is in front of you.

So the best thing to do, right... as a mother, sister, daughter, auntie and a friend, is to move forward in our hearts... in our minds... in all of our organs. In our brains, our kidneys, our livers... you know kidneys do important stuff... they are really important things...

In every organ we have, you have to move forward, because organs are important and organs are what make things happen in the body. Organs get things done. And when the body is making things happen and those organs are getting things done, you can make things happen and get things done. You can do that.

And when you do things... like Healthcare Reform, Inflation Reduction, Border Control, and reform of healthcare like Joe, and I, we can make things happen together. All of us. We can all make them happen together, like a big, giant, important... organ. Thank you.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (dxttd)

176 Good thing I was wearing clothes.
Posted by: Additional Blond

Oh yeah! There you are!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (p09y2)

177 Dammit Cohagen you got what you want, give those people air!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (yQpMk)

178 Powerlines...Kameltoe is pretending (?) to be excited by powerlines.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

She likes long appendages capable of transmitting information or power in bursts along itself?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

Apparently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

179
Well, whatever Mega Mac's mad about, the real victim here is Ben Domenech. He's the one who's going to be beaten for whatever it is. We'll have video of him tomorrow, running around bleeding, screaming "AAAAAH! AAAAAAH! She ate my arm off! She ate my arm off!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (IXpV7)

180 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
==
Kansas is a big state. Not many people but spread way out and it takes a long time for some people to get to a doctor. If you dont have many GYN's in the state and you are worried about losing yours, you might not want to outlaw something that they rely on to make their living. I'm not saying that's justifiable. Its not. But it might be a pragmatic reason why some people in Kansas, did a thing you'd not expect them to do otherwise.

Posted by: so it could be for some people at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (hvuDo)

181 Kammy was pretty excited about space travel, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (p09y2)

182 She's the right color and has a vagina. End of qualifications.
Posted by: Jordan61

Not all women have vaginas. H8ter

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (PavmY)

True, some have chasms.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (VwHCD)

183 "Heat waves pose a greater threat to people who don't have air conditioning, or who work in high heat workplaces."

As a Woke-American, you are required to believe two things at the same time:

1) Air conditioning is evil and is Killing The Planet

2) It is evil and racist that poor people don't have air conditioning

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (I2/tG)

184 Last week, Ben Domenech got into a fight with on Twitter with someone named Lucas Kunce, a Marine who served 13 years and did tours of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Lucas said this to Ben: "What's horseshit is when people like you act like some archaic Senate procedure is more important than health care for our veterans. I got sent to Iraq and Afghanistan, so I'll be damned if some Bush WH toady is going to lecture me about democracy."

Incredibly, Mr. Meghan McCain responded:

"I don't think we needed to pay you to travel across the world to kill brown people, Lucas. You should probably send that money back."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

185 Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (dxttd)


Scary good.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (yQpMk)

186 Oh, this is too funny....Jonathan V. Last wrote a piece at the Buttplug asking the burning question of the day,

"What Are YOU Doing To Protect Good Republicans From Their Voters?"

Oh, that is so whiny delicious that I might have to frame it, or maybe send it off to CBD for the Art thread or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (nOv9a)

187 Nearby military aircraft extra-noisy this afternoon. Sounds dramatic, like they are practicing scrambling from the field.

Is Kamala prepared to direct military action?

Posted by: KT at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (rrtZS)

188 Sad news bulletin just went out - Congresswoman Jackie Walorski, (R) Indiana, was killed in an automobile accident today, along with two staffers. I can't say I had heard of her before, not being from Indiana, but it's still a sad thing to hear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (trdmm)

189 That isn't a yes/no question. It isn't even a question. Fucking leftists always have some slimy way of being slimy.


it's insane

you have to be tuned into politics enough to know who to listen to when they tell you "vote yes!!" or "vote no!" and clearly the liberals were ON IT and voted appropriately but probably more than half of the pro-life people accidentally voted ... wait .. whatever was the wrong one lol I can't tell from the stupid text

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (w0NJk)

190 Said it earlier and I'll say it again:

PissLousy's Taiwan photo op is to position her as Stunning and Brave before she takes the helm when Dopey inevitably goes down without being rebootable.

Because Commie Lay is a non-starter. She will never be President of the United States. Her own party hates her guts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (bW8dp)

191 Floods, high heat, blizzards, tornadoes and hurricanes. Everything is climate change.

Everything.

It is like none of these weather phenomenon have ever occurred prior to 1996.

Why are the Joos using their weather machine in such an evil way all of a sudden?

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (haWye)

192 I think ol' willie poked her in the brain too many times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (VwHCD)

I love all the orifices!

Posted by: Willie B! at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (NJXJJ)

193 148 So, basically the pro baby murder people crafted a ballot measure to make it look like KS rejected abortion restrictions?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:48 PM (p09y2)


Good summary and the lawyers got paid handsomely!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (hOUT3)

194 102 98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

It was a rancid word-salad of muddled nonsense.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (AbL8c)

195 20 ga is fine for social situations. I prefer buck for penetration and lethality. Slugs are good too, of course, but be aware of backstop.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water

You miss the point. The smaller the count of the projectiles, the more accurate the aim must be. More projectiles, more slop in aiming point.
18" is a lot of slop. No one is going to continue a fight after being hit with that many pellets.
A shotgun is not a handgun. It's a "general vicinity" weapon... and ideal for my wife who isn't going to practice. She WILL point and shoot, and now she's confident that her level of expertise will serve her.
This isn't hard to understand.
A 4" hole at 7 yds is a stopper, say what you will.
Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (cPGH3)

Wait are you advocating for a less precise, less lethal load? Maybe I did miss your point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV)

196 What smells worse on a hot day, Kamala's ass or raw chicken?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (47hkP)

197 Dusky colored vagines FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (4I/2K)

198 the real victim here is Ben Domenech.
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He knew what he was doing. He married her for the beer.

Posted by: he married for love, obvs. at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (hvuDo)

199 Speaking to be understood is especially difficult when understanding the context of the words is not understood.

Understand?

- Things Kamala Said, Probably -

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (BFigT)

200 186 Oh, this is too funny....Jonathan V. Last wrote a piece at the Buttplug asking the burning question of the day,

"What Are YOU Doing To Protect Good Republicans From Their Voters?"

Oh, that is so whiny delicious that I might have to frame it, or maybe send it off to CBD for the Art thread or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (nOv9a)

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Seriously, just become a Democrat, Last.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

201 116 110 I have never understood how the Democratic party of California thought that woman should be promoted.

Female and of color
Posted by: It's me donna
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It's not as if California is known for its deep thoughts.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (IeGFg)

202 That was before the indie porn markets altered the everyday meaning of 'pearl necklace'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (XvPQV)


The ZZ Top song came out in 1981.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (DRSnL)

203 Power lines are very exciting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (63Dwl)

204
I don't think we needed to pay you to travel across the world to kill brown people, Lucas. You should probably send that money back."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

Oh yeah?

I hope Mega Mac does feast on his flesh. Fuck this guy, in particular.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (IXpV7)

205 One of the worst things about old fashioned dirty energy is it can't be moved across electrical lines and has to be carries by trains and trucks to homes and businesses.

Posted by: Ripley at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (MxEKc)

206 148 So, basically the pro baby murder people crafted a ballot measure to make it look like KS rejected abortion restrictions?
did you see that text?
and then below that are two choices: o Yes o No
wtf?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (w0NJk)
***********
Steve Hamlin
@UnclehammySteve

I am from Kansas and lived this for the last several months. All of the TV and Radio ads told people that a Yes vote would ban abortion in Kansas, and added that there would be no exception for rape, incest or health of the mother. It was a lie. The lie won.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (NpAcC)

207 Our VP gives me "Being There" vibes.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (6eRlp)

208 I still don't believe that it was Biden's idea to have her as the VP nominee.

She checked the "black", "Asian", and "vagina" boxes.

No way can the Democratic Party run two white guys.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (I2/tG)

209 She's the right color and has a vagina. End of qualifications.
Posted by: Jordan61

Not all women have vaginas. H8ter

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:49 PM (PavmY)

True, some have chasms.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (VwHCD)

And they all have fartclams

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (XvPQV)

210 Well, whatever Mega Mac's mad about, the real victim here is Ben Domenech. He's the one who's going to be beaten for whatever it is. We'll have video of him tomorrow, running around bleeding, screaming "AAAAAH! AAAAAAH! She ate my arm off! She ate my arm off!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (IXpV7)

Nah, he's as NeverTrump as she is. They've admitted neither of them voted for Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

211 True, some have chasms.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (VwHCD)


Or whatever you said about DOCTOR Jill this morning that had me dying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (DRSnL)

212 Oh yeah! There you are!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (p09y2)


Errr, yes.

It'll be interesting to see what the lag time is between the street sweep and the Google Earth update. In any case, it's about time. The last one here was April 2013.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (ZSK0i)

213 Just wait until she's President*.

Gird yer loins.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

I wonder if Kamala Harris is God's way of mocking those who insist that "it's time to have a woman in the White House."

Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (kOpft)

214 190 Said it earlier and I'll say it again:

PissLousy's Taiwan photo op is to position her as Stunning and Brave before she takes the helm when Dopey inevitably goes down without being rebootable.

Because Commie Lay is a non-starter. She will never be President of the United States. Her own party hates her guts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (bW8dp)

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Kamala will have to either die or willingly give up her position as VP for that to happen. I don't know why people keep thinking that wildly ambitious individuals who have made it their lives to accumulate political power will just give it all up because people point out that they're embarrassing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

215 Seriously, just become a Democrat, Last.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)



Become?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

216 "I don't think we needed to pay you to travel across the world to kill brown people, Lucas. You should probably send that money back."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
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Those are fighting words. And, Ben should probably be careful about casting that particular stone, as I believe he was all in on us going into Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (5pTK/)

217 Does she read any of her speeches beforehand? Jesus, she's embrassingly stupid.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (nxdel)

218 Good thing I was wearing clothes.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

Is that... unusual?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (vWLIv)

219 I am from Kansas and lived this for the last several months. All of the TV and Radio ads told people that a Yes vote would ban abortion in Kansas, and added that there would be no exception for rape, incest or health of the mother. It was a lie. The lie won.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (NpAcC)

Expect to see abortion "tourists." in your future

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (bs+z0)

220 BREAKING: Indiana Rep. Walorski killed in car crash.

https://wtop.com/ congress/2022/08/ indiana-rep-walorski-killed-in-car- crash-her-office-says/

Posted by: Nova local at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (exHjb)

221 If you're in a wheelchair you can't move fast enough to dodge those heat waves~~~~

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (IeGFg)

222 "I don't think we needed to pay you to travel across the world to kill brown people, Lucas. You should probably send that money back."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM

What a fucking asshole. Glad he has to wake up to that tub of goo everyday. Fucking thumb.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (532WG)

223 > So, Kamala and Monica Lewinsky

Speaking of, I saw a picture of Monica the other day. She's looking pretty hot... hotter than when she was bobbing on the Clenis, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (bW8dp)

224 Those are fighting words. And, Ben should probably be careful about casting that particular stone, as I believe he was all in on us going into Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (5pTK/)

Yeah, he was a Bush toady.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

225 The Chinese seem to produce smart commies but we produce all the dumb ones.

Posted by: 7man at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (qwO6y)

226 217 Does she read any of her speeches beforehand? Jesus, she's embrassingly stupid.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (nxdel)

No, and apparently she doesn't even heed the advice of her advisors, which is why they're quitting.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (Rl7KJ)

227 Is that... unusual?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 03, 2022 04:55 PM (vWLIv)


I post on AOS. AOS is well known for having issues with optional pants.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)

228 Sad news bulletin just went out - Congresswoman Jackie Walorski, (R) Indiana, was killed in an automobile accident today, along with two staffers. I can't say I had heard of her before, not being from Indiana, but it's still a sad thing to hear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (trdmm)
*******
Yes very sad. 2 of her aides were also killed.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

229 Kamala. Batgirl. Supergirl.

All let down by the patriarchy.

Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 04:56 PM (Rbu5d)

230 > Kamala will have to either die or willingly give up her position as VP for that to happen.

I'm sure there's plenty of dirt on her to force her from office as needed.

The Deep State doesn't let anyone get in her position without dirt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (bW8dp)

231 208 I still don't believe that it was Biden's idea to have her as the VP nominee.

She checked the "black", "Asian", and "vagina" boxes.

No way can the Democratic Party run two white guys.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (I2/tG)
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It wasn't. It was Jim Clyburn. He wanted a black female SCOTUS judges and a Black female VP although I might be projecting the Black female VP. Hmm, help me out Horde.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

232 "She will never be President of the United States."

Every morning I wake up hoping it is so.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (sn5EN)

233 We can all make them happen together, like a big, giant, important... organ. Thank you.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 04:51 PM (dxttd)

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You are, how do you say, ... welcome

Posted by: The Paolo at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (flINI)

234 I am from Kansas and lived this for the last several months. All of the TV and Radio ads told people that a Yes vote would ban abortion in Kansas, and added that there would be no exception for rape, incest or health of the mother. It was a lie. The lie won.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (NpAcC)

Still, the pro-amendment people should have anticipated this and upped their campaign in response. I think an amendment like this requires a large and comprehensive campaign lasting a long time, and I'm afraid the supporters jumped the gun and threw it on the ballot too fast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (trdmm)

235 A bunch of people just came into the pub after attending a funeral for someone who died at 108. Impressive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (VdGjU)

236 One of the worst things about old fashioned dirty energy is it can't be moved across electrical lines and has to be carries by trains and trucks to homes and businesses.

As an example, I was driving down 95 the other day when I came on a wreck - an overturned tractor trailer. There were electrons EVERYWHERE. The guy with the broom had his work cut out for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (/NCI4)

237 The Onion is reporting that China will retaliate by letting Pelosi return to the US safely.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (7VhLP)

238 230 > Kamala will have to either die or willingly give up her position as VP for that to happen.

I'm sure there's plenty of dirt on her to force her from office as needed.

The Deep State doesn't let anyone get in her position without dirt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (bW8dp)

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When was the last time a prominent Democrat retired? Haven't I been reading predictions for literally years at this point that Biden was going to step down for a variety of reasons?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

239 I love her.

Posted by: Said No One Ever at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (CrU4U)

240 Kansas leads the world in space travel. Just ask Professor Marvel or Dorothy Gale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (atmen)

241 We had a referendum here to keep or get rid of a bridge toll where the wording was so confusing that you had to vote "no" to keep the toll.

The wording confused me, and I'm no slouch, so I'm sure everyone else misread it and voted "no" thinking they were getting rid of the toll. So the vote went to keep the toll.

The city got taken to court and got it shoved up their ass for the deception.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (Y5qcH)

242 She's clean and articulate. Articulate, Hunter took a lick, pretty much everyone took a lick.

Posted by: My Name is Joe at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (DePyg)

243 When Kamalama ding dong assumes the POTUS mantle will the Presidential limo be a short bus?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 04:58 PM (Pzq+5)

244 VP Whore is extolling the virtues of air conditioning? I guess she didn’t get the memo that AC is bad (for the peons) because it uses lots of energy that could much better be used charging her constituents’ vibrators.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM (AUIeC)

245 211 True, some have chasms.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 04:52 PM (VwHCD)

Or whatever you said about DOCTOR Jill this morning that had me dying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (DRSnL)

Something about a dusty cave? I laughed out loud on the ferry and people stared.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM (aRpZy)

246 "renew our commitment to the urgency of now..."

What the f does that even mean. Honestly, what the hell is that- vodka fueled aphorisms? Things no cogent person with a command of the English language said? Willie Brown Weenie Wisdom?

Good grief.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

247 184 Last week, Ben Domenech got into a fight with on Twitter with someone named Lucas Kunce, a Marine who served 13 years and did tours of Iraq and Afghanistan.
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This can't be true. Nobody is named Lucas Kunce. I shan't believe it. I simply shan not.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM (sWM8x)

248 It's depressing that a person this moronic can be elevated to one of the country's highest offices-

and that describes many people in government
just... idiots. Idiots are in charge.
how does this happen?

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (geLO8)

249 237 The Onion is reporting that China will retaliate by letting Pelosi return to the US safely.

Posted by: Not The Onion But The OLD TESTAMENT God at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (CrU4U)

250 Wait are you advocating for a less precise, less lethal load? Maybe I did miss your point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
Yup. Precisely that. The shotgun effect. Don't have to kill him (her), just have to stop the threat.
If it's me defending, it'll be a .45 to the cranium. She has tremors, and can't hold still. Shottie is the perfect thing. She won't die, and the bad guy won't get whatever it is he broke in for... and maybe gets to run screaming out of the house saying they shot his arm off.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (cPGH3)

251 he was conspicuously stupid back in San Francisco. Her office was an endless source of chaos and disfunction. She was known to be an awful boss.
Posted by: Dianna at August 03, 2022 04:44 PM (YFlEv)

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She sucked the right cocks.
==
Never underestimate the power of a sloppily enthusiastic blowjob.

Posted by: as has been said at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (2INmV)

252 > A shotgun is not a handgun. It's a "general vicinity" weapon... and ideal for my wife who isn't going to practice.

This is dangerous and bad thinking. At seven yards, a shotgun pattern (depending on load) often looks about softball sized. If your wife refuses to practice and grabs a shotgun due to a bump in the night, she's likely not even getting the safety off. If it's a pump, she'll likely short stroke it. If she has to clear the weapon, or heaven forbid, reload it, it'll take ages.

A shotgun is one of the MOST difficult man portable guns to run a full manual of arms on.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (eyxn4)

253 Something about a dusty cave? I laughed out loud on the ferry and people stared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM

You were surrounded by gay people?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (532WG)

254 248 It's depressing that a person this moronic can be elevated to one of the country's highest offices-

and that describes many people in government
just... idiots. Idiots are in charge.
how does this happen?
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (geLO

=========

Ayn Rand had the right opinion of politicians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

255 ALL floods, hurricanes, wind storms and droughts are due to climate change. The climate didn't have that shit yesterday amirite? Of course it probably had something similar 1, 10 or 50 years ago but commiecrats count on folks having very short memories. LIVs still think there is non partisan media that would call politicians out when they lie.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (3cGpq)

256 To really stop someone you need to a) have them bleed enough to stop oxygenation to the brain, b) a central nervous system hit. One of the issues that cops face is that you get perps that are literally drugged up so they don't feel much. In addition, the vascular system starts cutting off peripheral blood flow to concentrate on central core systems. Combine the two and you can end up with a situation that an elephant gun might not stop them in time to save your butt. They may be dying but often have the insane idea of taking you with them.

In a gunfight, some will turn and run before a shot is fired. Some will fold if a shot is fired at them. Others are quite capable of being shot and continuing to do what they choose to do. Those are often the zombies of nightmares and require a killing shot to CNS or mechanical bone destruction where they can no longer harm you.
Read up sometime on the the FBI Miami shootout. There are other stories out there with perps that literally act like the Terminator when shot. They keep coming.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (CXr4y)

257 There was a Family Guy bit once where Ringo Starr walks over to Paul and John and says, "Look guys, I wrote a song!" And one of them patronizingly takes the piece of paper and says, "Yes you did, and we're going to put it right on the fridge."

I'm guessing Kammie writes her speeches and everyone forgets to do the fridge part.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (KbCG3)

258 This is probably gonna be unpopular, but what happened in Kansas is that most Americans do not want to outlaw abortion outright.

The median position among Americans (even in Kansas) is that it's acceptable at early stages, but completely unacceptable late term.

That's a fact. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (bW8dp)

259 Republican congresswoman Jackie Walorski from Indiana killed in head on collision with car that crossed over from oncoming lane.

Was she opposing anything that got her assassinated?

Posted by: Harbqll at August 03, 2022 05:01 PM (j2iIQ)

260 Something about a dusty cave? I laughed out loud on the ferry and people stared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM (aRpZy)


Yes! It was so classic Berserker.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

261 > A shotgun is not a handgun. It's a "general vicinity" weapon... and ideal for my wife who isn't going to practice.

This is dangerous and bad thinking. At seven yards, a shotgun pattern (depending on load) often looks about softball sized. If your wife refuses to practice and grabs a shotgun due to a bump in the night, she's likely not even getting the safety off. If it's a pump, she'll likely short stroke it. If she has to clear the weapon, or heaven forbid, reload it, it'll take ages.

A shotgun is one of the MOST difficult man portable guns to run a full manual of arms on.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (eyxn4)

Concur.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 05:01 PM (6eRlp)

262 Not everyone can or will practice. Remember the John Wayne movie where the one character couldn't hit nothing? They got him a sawed-off shotgun?

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:01 PM (cPGH3)

263 Senile Joe will probably make it to 120. But he will not be sentient for the last 40.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (VdGjU)

264 258 The median position among Americans (even in Kansas) is that it's acceptable at early stages, but completely unacceptable late term.

That's a fact. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (bW8dp)

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I said when the Dobbs decision was (actually) released that if I were a GOP strategist, I'd aim for 15 week bans right now, let that sit for a couple of years, and then work towards bringing it back further by a few weeks at a time every few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

265 Quayle was setup - no surprise there.

It was the Teacher who had the defective flash cards, not Dan Quayle. He was polite, and didn't want to make a scene or whatever.

And the media, well they did what they will always do. He's a sharp, intelligent person. Unlike Kameltoe

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (DeJvo)

266 Anti-war people who didn't vote for Trump can get stuffed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (44ww/)

267 > When was the last time a prominent Democrat retired?

Harry Reid?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (bW8dp)

268 That's a fact. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (bW8dp)

I get that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (bs+z0)

269 And now, a word from the Revefend Whoopsie . . .

Nicholas Fondacaro@NickFondacaro
Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion."God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice."
"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," she adds.

-
And "choppy" rhymes with abortion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (FVME7)

270 A bunch of people just came into the pub after attending a funeral for someone who died at 108. Impressive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (VdGjU)

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I think I've read that people live longer in colder climates -- may have something to do with the temperatures killing and/or keeping at bay viruses and bacteria.

My parents and theirs were primarily in Montana, where those who didn't work in mining live pretty long lives.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (7VhLP)

271 Oh here it is:

So like, when you open your legs is it like the creepy mummy movies where they crack open a tomb and you get the wind and dust and spooky music?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:42 AM (VwHCD)

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

272 Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM

From what I've read, the existing law in Kansas is abortion up to 22 months. Not exactly "early stages".

Posted by: KT at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (rrtZS)

273 253 Something about a dusty cave? I laughed out loud on the ferry and people stared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 04:59 PM

You were surrounded by gay people?
Posted by: Minnfidel

Well. It is Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (grvRu)

274 Concur.
Posted by: mrp

Bullshit. I put the 48 sheet of plywood up, with targets on the center of the board. I've seen the holes, and I've seen the patterns.
You guys need to quit reading, and trey shooting a bit.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (cPGH3)

275 262 Not everyone can or will practice. Remember the John Wayne movie where the one character couldn't hit nothing? They got him a sawed-off shotgun?
Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:01 PM (cPGH3)

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El Dorado. James Caan was the kid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

276 Harry Reid?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (bW8dp)
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I'm pretty sure the mob told him, after they beat the crap out of him, that he should probably consider retirement.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (5pTK/)

277 > I'd aim for 15 week bans right now, let that sit for a couple of years

That would probably be an excellent way to proceed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (bW8dp)

278 If Lucas Kunce has a son, I hope he names him "Dusty."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (sWM8x)

279 Isn't that why we need high speed rail? To move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (TgBWG)

280 Lol. After Ben Domenech had the Twitter dust-up with this Lucas Kunce guy, Adam Kinzinger chimed in and went after Ben, and then Mega Mac came out of Twitter retirement that lasted about a day, to attack Kinzinger and his wife.

Hi Adam, you know me more than “John’s daughter”, you have my #.

This tweet is beneath you, neither me nor my husband are trumpers.

Also you married and procreated with someone who worked on Trumps campaign and in Pence’s office helping the administration... Let’s not do this

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

281 > When was the last time a prominent Democrat retired?

Harry Reid?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:02 PM (bW8dp)

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Anthony Kennedy?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (7VhLP)

282 Next year's ballot:
Should the KS legislature have the ability to write laws restricting abortion?

[ ] 6
[ ] Fireflies

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (p09y2)

283 > From what I've read, the existing law in Kansas is abortion up to 22 months. Not exactly "early stages".

Then they should have gone with banning it after 15 weeks (or whatever), rather than trying to ban it altogether.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (bW8dp)

284 Get a youth 870 12 ga. and alternate loads between double aught and slugs. Defense slugs are good. That's one of the many guns I have (or used to before the boat thing) 357 with green laser and a 9 with the same.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (532WG)

285 258 This is probably gonna be unpopular, but what happened in Kansas is that most Americans do not want to outlaw abortion outright.

The median position among Americans (even in Kansas) is that it's acceptable at early stages, but completely unacceptable late term.

That's a fact. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:00 PM (bW8dp)

That wasn't on the ballot though. As I understand it the amendment was an attempt to remove the power over the decision that the Kansas judiciary had taken.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (b2nrj)

286 277 > I'd aim for 15 week bans right now, let that sit for a couple of years

That would probably be an excellent way to proceed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (bW8dp)

==========

The GOPe, however, will go for complete bans right now because they know it will fail and function as an excuse to push aside anti-abortion voters as unimportant because their beliefs are obviously unpopular.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

287 22 weeks. Heh.

Posted by: KT at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (rrtZS)

288 Who gestates for 22 months?
Ye gods...

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (jTmQV)

289 88...I met Dan Quayle. He was sharp AND articulate. ...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 03, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)

And that is why he had to be destroyed.

Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (Rbu5d)

290 My bet is Pelosi takes the presidency by year end. Biden pushed out with 25th, Kamala pressured to resign or they just have her sign a paper stating she resigned and let her know afterwards. Pelosi takes it and appoints Gavin VP

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (ts6Zs)

291 We can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed. It is literally about the transportation of energy ... How exciting is that!"

You know….like a pipeline.

Posted by: 7man at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (qwO6y)

292 Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

Thank you Jordan, I was searching through the archives with no luck...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (hOUT3)

293 288 Who gestates for 22 months?
Ye gods...
Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (jTmQV)

=========

*looks thoughtfully*
-The Starchild

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

294 So like, when you open your legs is it like the creepy mummy movies where they crack open a tomb and you get the wind and dust and spooky music?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:42 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL)
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Ass cancer, hate has a suite and now this.

Glad my wife isn't home, as I'd not like to explain why I'm laughing so hard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 05:05 PM (5pTK/)

295 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM

Can you post a link. I'd love to read the thread.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (532WG)

296 Bullshit. I put the 48 sheet of plywood up, with targets on the center of the board. I've seen the holes, and I've seen the patterns.
You guys need to quit reading, and trey shooting a bit.
Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (cPGH3)

Tell you what. I'll put some new plywood up, and shoot at 7 yards with the 20 gauge, and send pics to Weasel.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (cPGH3)

297 > We can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed.

Allow me to illustrate the process, using this golf ball and this garden hose.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (bW8dp)

298 Well, whatever Mega Mac's mad about, the real victim here is Ben Domenech. He's the one who's going to be beaten for whatever it is. We'll have video of him tomorrow, running around bleeding, screaming "AAAAAH! AAAAAAH! She ate my arm off! She ate my arm off!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Gotta admit -- got a few chuckles out of that mental image.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (tQL7r)

299 There are other stories out there with perps that literally act like the Terminator when shot. They keep coming.
Posted by: whig

Change your point of aim to 6 inches below the belt buckle. Make the pain both physical and mental.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (Pzq+5)

300 283 > From what I've read, the existing law in Kansas is abortion up to 22 months. Not exactly "early stages".

Then they should have gone with banning it after 15 weeks (or whatever), rather than trying to ban it altogether.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (bW8dp)

The ballot proposal simply restores the authority to regulate abortion to the legislature.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (b2nrj)

301 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM

Can you post a link. I'd love to read the thread.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (532WG)

It's at Twitchy. I can't believe Ace hasn't posted it yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

302 Senile Joe will probably make it to 120. But he will not be sentient for the last 40.

He's not sentient now, so that's not really a difficult prediction.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Bd6X8)

303 Some people have resting bitch face, Dan Quayle had resting deer in headlights face. That was his liability and the scum national media took it and ran.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (bnAdj)

304 262 Not everyone can or will practice. Remember the John Wayne movie where the one character couldn't hit nothing? They got him a sawed-off shotgun?

Posted by: MkY
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I would not take advice on firearms from movies. FWIW, a shotgun less than 18 inches requires ATF tax stamp and a Fun Anal probe background check as an NFA item. Decreasing the barrel size increases recoil and even more fun, blast. Magazine size depending on the model also shrinks a bit.

Shotguns can be fine defensive weapons but they are not a ray cone of death that movies etc. push them as. They require aiming and practice at anything other than point blank range (which often jams them btw for a second shot). The police had a lot of experience with them and there is a reason that they moved to rifles or pistol caliber carbines in many jurisdictions.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (CXr4y)

305 Who gestates for 22 months?
Ye gods...


*cough*

Elephants are the largest land mammals in the world, so it’s perhaps not surprising that they have the longest pregnancy of any living mammal: African elephants are pregnant for an average of 22 months, whilst for Asian elephants it’s 18 to 22 months.

Posted by: Elephants at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (/NCI4)

306 Fully-loaded shotguns, complete with a sidesaddle shell holder and an extended magazine, are heavy. Not to mention that they have a long barrel (longer than a handgun, that is), which means if you are moving in a restricted space, you need to know how to position your gun while going from point A to point B.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (6eRlp)

307 98 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

KS still worships FDR. That right there should clue everyone in about KS politics.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Qhnrt)

308 You know who is a white supremacist?

Ajamu Baraka@ajamubaraka
Psychologically it is important for the people we call white to assert dominance by attempting to humiliate non-Europeans. This reckless & irresponsible act by Pelosi is one of those exercises. The psychopathology of white supremacy could very well have the U.S. in another war

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (FVME7)

309 282 Next year's ballot:
Should the KS legislature have the ability to write laws restricting abortion?

[ ] 6
[ ] Fireflies

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 05:04 PM (p09y2)


You're hired!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (hOUT3)

310 I’m still waiting for JJ to give us his opinion on Madison cornbread v. Milwaukee cornbread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2022 05:07 PM (atmen)

311 It's at Twitchy. I can't believe Ace hasn't posted it yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:06 PM

OK, thanks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (532WG)

312 Prior to the invention of the SUV there were no floods. SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (3vQN0)

313 Or whatever you said about DOCTOR Jill this morning that had me dying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 04:54 PM (DRSnL)


THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Doctor Jill as DOCTOR AMY BISHOP at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

314 > The ballot proposal simply restores the authority to regulate abortion to the legislature.

Right. And people believed (with some pretty good justification) that the legislature would proceed to ban it altogether.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)

315 My chocolate Labrador is more qualified to be VP.

Posted by: JJ at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (UzehA)

316 If Lucas Kunce has a son, I hope he names him "Dusty."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 05:03 PM (sWM8x)

***

Along with his sisters Weepy, Musty, Seepy, and Smelly

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (flINI)

317 >>A bunch of people just came into the pub after attending a funeral for someone who died at 108.


What was he driving?

If it was a 64 Beetle, I am impressed.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (CLmI/)

318 Dusty Cave would not be a good stripper name.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (sn5EN)

319 Kamala has to be the most dense VP including at 57 flavors.

Posted by: Neo at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (Bnf8w)

320 For a woman who won't practice the most simple weapon to operate is a double action revolver. Point and pull trigger.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (QSjkU)

321 Hey Ho Horde! Everyone serene? Spent the morning at VBS - now I'm teaching the grandkids to fish.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (C5Ncp)

322 “Schlong Hopper”. No there’s something you don’t see every day. LMAO

Posted by: Linda Sina at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (Yrvb3)

323 I still don't understand what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 04:43 PM (p09y2)

It was a rancid word-salad of muddled nonsense.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM


Something similar happened when we lived in Connecticut. Our Town tried three times to pass a $19 million bond for a new police station and it got curb stomped every time it came up for a vote. The town lawyers changed the wording of the proposed bond vote and it got passed with nearly 60% approval. A yes vote meant you did not want a new police station and a no vote meant you were voting for a new police station.


Very deceptive but it passed because most people automatically vote no on new spending and bond measures.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)

324 > Not everyone can or will practice. Remember the John Wayne movie where the one character couldn't hit nothing? They got him a sawed-off shotgun?

Sooo are you saying you have a sawed off coach gun for your wife? Because that's a very different animal than a pump shotgun with a safety on it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (eyxn4)

325 Someone needs to ask Kamala to spell "potato."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

326 315 My chocolate Labrador is more qualified to be VP.
Posted by: JJ at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (UzehA)

If she’s a bitch that checks two boxes.

Posted by: 7man at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (qwO6y)

327 Delighted to be back in San Francisco this weekend for the Kink Festival, and to visit a number of my old favorite bath houses! Lets beat Monkeypox together!

Posted by: Tony Mengele-Fauci at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (nOv9a)

328 My SUV is melting the ice caps on Mars. So, top that swampies.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (ts6Zs)

329 >>Ajamu Baraka@ajamubaraka
Psychologically it is important for the people we call white to assert dominance by attempting to humiliate non-Europeans. This reckless & irresponsible act by Pelosi is one of those exercises. The psychopathology of white supremacy could very well have the U.S. in another war


No need to be redundant, Brown-Sugartits.
You can just say 'White'.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (CLmI/)

330 " if I were a GOP strategist, I'd aim for 15 week bans right now, let that sit for a couple of years, and then work towards bringing it back further by a few weeks at a time every few years."

every state might have a different political sweet spot, on number of weeks. I'm for whatever wins elections (which will mean more restrictions on abortions than the left wants). GOP in New York could push for 23 weeks, instead of 39 .. for example. That might be the most popular for winning in NY, idk. The heartbeat bill maybe is popular in more conservative states. But always stay where the people of the state are ... (and away from the left's last minute abortion craziness)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (Cus5s)

331

Nicholas Fondacaro

@NickFondacaro
[Whoopi] Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion."God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice."
"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," she adds.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7n7b5m

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

332 Change your point of aim to 6 inches below the belt buckle. Make the pain both physical and mental.

Posted by: Sock Monkey
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The pelvic girdle is one of those that can physically immobilize a perp and can be taken out by a shotgun. Plus there are a lot of important blood vessels going through the area. Couple of NYPD Stakeout crew (they took on armed robbers in stores like deer hunters waiting in a blind), were named the Proctologists for doing this with a pretty high success rate.

However, it won't necessarily be an instant stop to them shooting you. That pretty much takes a CNS (central nervous system) shot--even a shot to the heart, depending on the cycle, can give the perp a few seconds to do you in. That is why you take cover if you can first before trying to shoot.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (CXr4y)

333 Kamala will have to either die or willingly give up her position as VP for that to happen. I don't know why people keep thinking that wildly ambitious individuals who have made it their lives to accumulate political power will just give it all up because people point out that they're embarrassing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I've mentioned it before; the line of succession was set by legislative branch. The constitution says the line should be from the executive branch. It hasn't ever been tested; but, there could easily be a SC case if the Speaker of the House is ever in the position to take the reins government.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (MxUom)

334 "we also, with each day, renew our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it."

Pure Obama-speak.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (qpX6U)

335 331 Nicholas Fondacaro

@NickFondacaro
[Whoopi] Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion."God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice."
"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," she adds.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7n7b5m
Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

========

So...trannies...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

336 314 > The ballot proposal simply restores the authority to regulate abortion to the legislature.

Right. And people believed (with some pretty good justification) that the legislature would proceed to ban it altogether.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)

So your argument is that people will elect representatives who would comprehensively ban abortion but are not in favor of banning abortion? Idk about that, pretty consistently the voting base is more radical than the politicians on all issues.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (b2nrj)

337 For a woman who won't practice the most simple weapon to operate is a double action revolver. Point and pull trigger.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM

Mrs. Minnfidel aside from being beautiful inside and out is a hell of a shot with her .357. Even with open sights she's usually better than most guys at the range. She's practiced with the shotgun but doesn't like the kick. I told her if you're adrenaline is flowing, you'll never notice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (532WG)

338 I’m guessing some voters thought a yes vote would mean banning abortion completely.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:12 PM (3vQN0)

339 How is this utterly ridiculous and pathetic person one dementia patient heartbeat away from the presidency?

By being in the Democrat party. It's a meritocracy.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2022 05:12 PM (ugV9/)

340 For a woman who won't practice the most simple weapon to operate is a double action revolver. Point and pull trigger.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:09 PM (QSjkU)

Right. Remember that NYC shootout between 3 cops and two perps in a hallway where some ungodly number of shots were fired and no one was hit?
You do you. We are good here.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2022 05:12 PM (cPGH3)

341 The Meat-Lover's Archimedes

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (6FeV1)

342 > So your argument is that people will elect representatives who would comprehensively ban abortion but are not in favor of banning abortion?

My argument is that's how people saw it, yes.

What's your explanation?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (bW8dp)

343 Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

Posted by: Neo at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (Bnf8w)

344 Dang, Mega Mac. Your tears are tasty!

@MeghanMcCain
I see my initial predictions were right despite the initial excitement of Robson pulling ahead -

Congratulations to my home state for full making the transition to full blown MAGA/conspiracy theory/fraudster.

The voters have spoken - be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

345 In fairness, somebody that stupid has to be great at sex

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (XQOpd)

346 You'd think the media would want just one Democrat they didn't have to cover for.
Mind you they're stupider than the Democrats.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (VdGjU)

347 > For a woman who won't practice the most simple weapon to operate is a double action revolver. Point and pull trigger.

Yep. I have a .38 five shot revolver for my wife for just that reason. She'll join me on a range trip about every six months, but that's the full extent of her willingness to practice.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (eyxn4)

348
Woo! Woo! Chuffa, chuffa, chuffa!

'Pologies - movin' clean energy 'round ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

349 333 I've mentioned it before; the line of succession was set by legislative branch. The constitution says the line should be from the executive branch. It hasn't ever been tested; but, there could easily be a SC case if the Speaker of the House is ever in the position to take the reins government.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (MxUom)

==========

The Constitution also explicitly gives Congress the right to establish rules around succession.

Any lawsuit would die a quick death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

350 >>"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," she adds.


"Mine was choppy right up until it was all Wet/Dry Vacy."

Posted by: Her Dead Baby at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (CLmI/)

351 But always stay where the people of the state are ... (and away from the left's last minute abortion craziness)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 05:10 PM (Cus5s)


Comrade, that can't be Constitutional! I mean imagine the chaos if different states had different laws!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:14 PM (hOUT3)

352 It wasn't. It was Jim Clyburn. He wanted a black female SCOTUS judges and a Black female VP although I might be projecting the Black female VP. Hmm, help me out Horde.
Posted by: WisRich


That's exactly the understanding I had at the time.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 05:14 PM (tQL7r)

353 Your going to get President Ho like it or not, no way Sundowner can hang on unless a brain pudding can stay somehow in charge. And within the hour of him getting put to pasture she will be sworn in.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 05:14 PM (k8B25)

354 The voters have spoken - be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM

Like your vote for Biden Big Mac? STFU and go raise your blood sugar some more.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:14 PM (532WG)

355 Or…….

Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (3vQN0)

356 Brandon needs someone to position him for success.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (AMIL/)

357 My relationship [with God] is always CHOPPY,"
==
Much like my relationship with my half dozen aborted fetuses.

Posted by: she added under her breath at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (optvY)

358 Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

If God doesn't make mistakes then the baby wasn't a mistake. See how that works, Caryn?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (DRSnL)

359 342 > So your argument is that people will elect representatives who would comprehensively ban abortion but are not in favor of banning abortion?

My argument is that's how people saw it, yes.

What's your explanation?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 05:13 PM (bW8dp)

Ballot proposal was confusing. People were also mislead as to the meaning. I find it highly unlikely that the elected officials of Kansas are somehow more radical than their voters, the "centrist" bias in politicians is very strong and pretty well documented.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (b2nrj)

360 "It was Jim Clyburn. He wanted a black female SCOTUS judges and a Black female VP although I might be projecting the Black female VP. Hmm, help me out Horde.
Posted by: WisRich"

It was supposedly in exchange for his support. All planned out ahead of time anyway.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (sn5EN)

361 I'd like to position Kamala for schlong-COVD, and I got the vaccine right here!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (WHt4f)

362 How would the typical reporter keep busy if it wasn't for covering for Democrats?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (VdGjU)

363
Poor Meggie Moo! And with her father's funeral still not finished, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (pNxlR)

364 >>Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.


It's not popular. But there is a strong disconnect between unpopular and people wanting it outlawed.

Also. ALL Cities big enough to have a University are Democrat Cities. Regardless of the State.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (CLmI/)

365
Ace likes comic books, so he'll appreciate this:

Eric July (creator of Rippaverse comics) shows how DC Comics is helping him sell more Rippaverse comics.

You won't believe me if I tell you what in their latest Harley Quinn comic book. See for yourself and laugh:

https://youtu.be/HuTy790QEvg?t=344

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (xWhqL)

366 > The pelvic girdle is one of those that can physically immobilize a perp and can be taken out by a shotgun.

If you ever have to engage a mass shooter that happens to have body armor, the pelvic bowl is your aim point. Most of those pussies will kill themselves as soon as they can't continue their killing spree. A pelvic bowl shot mostly immobilizes them, has a good chance of killing them fairly quickly, and is painful as hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (eyxn4)

367 Bleeding Kansas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (yQpMk)

368 Oh Kamala. That's some authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (zL564)

369 I can’t imagine anyone giving 2 fucks what Maggie Mac has to say on anything.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (3vQN0)

370 still don't believe that it was Biden's idea to have her as the VP nominee. Even he could have seen she was a dummox.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 03, 2022 04:50 PM (Ynyl9)


That, and she called him a racist

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (9yNy8)

371 "Change your point of aim to 6 inches below the belt buckle. Make the pain both physical and mental."

Inverted Mozambique drill.

Posted by: Zek at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (OzNIz)

372 Brandon needs someone to position him for success.
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM

On the toilet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (532WG)

373 I believe Kamal will be forced out. San Fran Nan for the coup

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (ts6Zs)

374 "Millstone" choppy?

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (6eRlp)

375 Kamala had been seeing those power line thingies all her life. And she just now found out what they were for.

Mind blown.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (dr4Q1)

376 The kids at VBS are having aboys vs girls competition to raise money for the local pregnancy center - to " save the babies".

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:18 PM (C5Ncp)

377 Paul Pelosi appeared in court today. That's probably one reason Nancy went to Taiwan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

378 >>I can’t imagine anyone giving 2 fucks what Maggie Mac has to say on anything.


I'd entertain her rec. on dessert foods.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 05:18 PM (CLmI/)

379 Hoisted on Sundowner or his pick to check off Intersectionaly boxes hardly matter and is conjecture as we will never know.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (k8B25)

380 Polling has consistently - like for decades - shown only a small minority wants a full ban on abortion. So it should not be shocking that EVEN IN KANSAS voters don’t want to ban it. And so they had no reason to vote against what is currently in the constitution.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (3vQN0)

381 Kamala had been seeing those power line thingies all her life. And she just now found out what they were for.

Mind blown.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 03, 2022 05:17 PM (dr4Q1)

***
I thought they were bird perches...

POW, mind blown

Posted by: Kumswalla Harris at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (flINI)

382 I saw something the other day on Forgotten Weapons. People have actually sold magazine fed revolvers.

The rounds were in the handle and moved up to be picked up by the cylinder. After firing, the rounds fell out of the cylinder into another compartment in the handle.

Crazy idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (Y5qcH)

383 and the Resident is still in isolation

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (geLO8)

384 > Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.

Agreed. Poll after poll says the vast majority want it outlawed after about the first trimester. Most of the gains we've seen in support of reigning in abortion has been due to Democrats pushing for no limit abortion. The support for a ban (excepting for ectopic and etc) is about as low as the support for unrestricted abortion.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (eyxn4)

385
El Dorado. James Caan was the kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Alan Bourdillion Traherne

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:20 PM (MxUom)

386 Hoisted on Sundowner or his pick to check off Intersectionaly boxes hardly matter and is conjecture as we will never know.
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (k8B25)



Neither will Joe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

387 364 >>Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.


It's not popular. But there is a strong disconnect between unpopular and people wanting it outlawed.

Also. ALL Cities big enough to have a University are Democrat Cities. Regardless of the State.
Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (CLmI/)

You boil down questions simple enough it'll just be team red and team blue most of the time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:20 PM (b2nrj)

388
If God doesn't make mistakes then the baby wasn't a mistake. See how that works, Caryn?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:15 PM (DRSnL)


I read that as "God doesn't make mistakes,

but most of the people He created never listen to what God said!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:20 PM (hOUT3)

389 If a legislative aide needs more than twenty words to draft a proposition or an amendment, there's a problem. People stopping at the polls to vote after work don't have the time or the inclination to read the Gettysburg Address.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (6eRlp)

390 Seems like ordinary people would have to study real hard to get that vacuous, I mean profound.

Posted by: micky at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (3byMq)

391 > Ballot proposal was confusing.


No, it wasn't. There was a full and clear explanation.

Anyone who got "confused" by that probably shouldn't be voting in the first place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (bW8dp)

392 All firearms involve tradeoffs and some have more of a training curve than others. None is perfect but some are better tools for some tasks than others.

People have been shot like a female LA PD officer in the heart with a 357 by a perp and lived while taking out the bad guy that shot her. Others have taken horrific wounds from rifles or shotguns and survived.

There is an old saying--beware of the man with one gun as they probably know how to use it. That means, even if it is a 22 LR, they can confidently put that lowly round in your eyeball if necessary and with no luck required. Ditto for any other firearm.

It is not the tool (shotgun, handgun, rifle, or even baseball bat) but rather the software (aka training) that is necessary. As Wild Bill Hickock said, some people hesitate to pull the trigger, I don't. To win the fight you have to have the training, willpower, and the tool in order to persevere.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (CXr4y)

393 Mrs. Minnfidel aside from being beautiful inside and out is a hell of a shot with her .357. Even with open sights she's usually better than most guys at the range. She's practiced with the shotgun but doesn't like the kick. I told her if you're adrenaline is flowing, you'll never notice.
==
So get her a 20 gage.

Took the wife to shoot skeet. I had a 12, after 50 no problem for me. She had a 20. Kid sized. She dropped it on the first round. Teacher knew it was coming, only loaded one shell and caught it before it hit the ground. Scared her. (Zero experience.) After about 40 shells, when she got back on the bus, the bus driver asked her if she just had a facial -- because she was glowing. With ladies, if they have confidence with it, they'll run it like, well, like it was you. If they don't, it'll never work well.

Posted by: take a lady shooting, if it goes well, it goes well at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (iequL)

394 *reining

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (eyxn4)

395 Just read Lake is still in play can anyone point me to a run down. Has Dave in Florida weighed in. I'm sure it was discussed in comments today.

Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (PRDNR)

396 380 Polling has consistently - like for decades - shown only a small minority wants a full ban on abortion. So it should not be shocking that EVEN IN KANSAS voters don’t want to ban it. And so they had no reason to vote against what is currently in the constitution.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:19 PM (3vQN0)

There's nothing in their constitution protecting abortion, it was like Roe v Wade with the judiciary making it up. So instead of fixing the judiciary they thought it might be easier to spell out that their constitution does not place restrictions of the legislature's ability to regulate abortion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

397 @staceyabrams

As the next governor, I will make it safe and legal to have abortions in Georgia.

------------

I can't with this pig and all the bumper stickers I'm seeing on cars driven by middle aged white men and women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

398 > Paul Pelosi appeared in court today. That's probably one reason Nancy went to Taiwan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


no he did not- his attorney stood in for him and entered a plea

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (geLO8)

399 >>Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.

If it was so popular why did abortion enthusiasts spend the last month lying about it and the make the ballot question so confusing many people had no idea what they were voting for or against?

You tell me what this means.

https://tinyurl.com/2p843hca

The left spent million in Kansas to get people to say what you just did despite the polling that shows that not only is the country pretty split on abortion, pro-life voters are significantly more energized to vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

400 "Don't judge a dick by it's color"

Posted by: Kamala at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (ynpvh)

401
It's not popular. But there is a strong disconnect between unpopular and people wanting it outlawed

-

Yep. Lots of things I don’t like but I’m
Not going to vote to ban those things.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (3vQN0)

402 so what's Wyoming like- I'm thinking of moving there next year

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (geLO8)

403 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

404 Position Kamala Harris for Success

Every time she speaks TeamD must wish they'd left her positioned on a glacier.

Posted by: DaveA at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (FhXTo)

405 Do you guys remember when Ace gave Meggie Mac some career advice?

Less haha, more tata.

Priceless.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (uWF4x)

406 It is literally about the transportation of energy ... How exciting is that!"
........

almost as exciting as space! And the passage of time! Which is exciting, too!

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

407 "Working your way to the top sucks"

Posted by: Kamala at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (ynpvh)

408 El Dorado. James Caan was the kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Alan Bourdillion Traherne
==
Call me Mississippi.

Posted by: and don't touch my hat at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (EJg6c)

409 Kumala was Barky's choice along with the techies.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (nYNrQ)

410 Allahpundit had a big crush on Mega Mac.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

411 As the next governor, I will make it safe and legal to have abortions in Georgia.

-

I’m old enough to remember when state legislatures existed.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (3vQN0)

412 > polling that shows that not only is the country pretty split on abortion

Poll after poll shows that most people are willing to tolerate (if not be enthusiastic about) early term abortion, while being dramatically opposed to late term abortion.

The country is not "split" on this issue to any significant degree. There are extremists on both sides who are driving the conversation, but those extremists are not the median voter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)

413 Cruel ace has rebounded from earlier, - over the hump on humpday.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (WHt4f)

414 382 I saw something the other day on Forgotten Weapons. People have actually sold magazine fed revolvers.

The rounds were in the handle and moved up to be picked up by the cylinder. After firing, the rounds fell out of the cylinder into another compartment in the handle.

Crazy idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
---------------------
They have some neat stuff there. Also one of the gun new sites runs a weekly hot gat or fuud crap of firearms that are being auctioned. Kind of like a monument to how tastes and thinking differs when applied to firearms.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (CXr4y)

415 "Sometimes you have to get down on you hands and knees to get it done right"

Posted by: Kamala at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

416 Cruel ace has rebounded from earlier, - over the hump on humpday.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (WHt4f)

Cruel ace is best ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

417 "Working your way to the top sucks"
Posted by: Kamala at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (ynpvh)

***

And blows too

Posted by: Kumswalla Harris at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (flINI)

418 403 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

There are still outstanding ballots to be counted... Sound familiar ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (bs+z0)

419 >>The country is not "split" on this issue to any significant degree. There are extremists on both sides who are driving the conversation, but those extremists are not the median voter.

Yea, it is. If it were so popular a federal law would have been written in the decades since Roe.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

420 "At the end of the day, it was all hard work"

Posted by: Kamala at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (ynpvh)

421 364 >>Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.

^^We just need to be relentless like the Left. Every other year have a referendum on abortion. Wear them down. Make them OWN partial birth abortion.

Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (foa6+)

422 If you ever have to engage a mass shooter that happens to have body armor, the pelvic bowl is your aim point. Most of those pussies will kill themselves as soon as they can't continue their killing spree. A pelvic bowl shot mostly immobilizes them, has a good chance of killing them fairly quickly, and is painful as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:16 PM (eyxn4)
-----------

Current LA SWAT training: Two to the pelvis, then, one to head as it presents itself as a target. (head tends to come down and forward after a couple of shots to the groin)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (5pTK/)

423 412

The country is not "split" on this issue to any significant degree. There are extremists on both sides who are driving the conversation, but those extremists are not the median voter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)

So what is the moderate position on abortion?

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (C5Ncp)

424 so what's Wyoming like- I'm thinking of moving there next year



Boring

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (XQOpd)

425 "Sometimes you have to get down on you hands and knees to get it done right"

Word!

Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (sn5EN)

426 The Constitution also explicitly gives Congress the right to establish rules around succession.

Any lawsuit would die a quick death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Love to see that tested. Don't want to be around if it has to be tested and SC will not take it on until it happens.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (MxUom)

427 401
It's not popular. But there is a strong disconnect between unpopular and people wanting it outlawed

-

Yep. Lots of things I don’t like but I’m
Not going to vote to ban those things.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:22 PM (3vQN0)

Do you want the judiciary to legislate?

Yes or no.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (b2nrj)

428 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)


Is Dominion still counting the absentee ballots from the warehouse?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (hOUT3)

429 People stopping at the polls to vote after work don't have the time or the inclination to read the Gettysburg Address.
Posted by: mrp

Are you kidding? I'd love to read the Gettysburg Address compared to the political word-salad nonsense we usually have to slog through on the ballot.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (tQL7r)

430 Kamalalamalamadingdong is not black... Indian (with a dot) mom & Jamaican dad does not equal black.. Don't allow them to get away with that.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (UqbE6)

431 423 412

The country is not "split" on this issue to any significant degree. There are extremists on both sides who are driving the conversation, but those extremists are not the median voter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)

So what is the moderate position on abortion?

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (C5Ncp)

Cut the mother and baby in half?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

432 418 403 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

There are still outstanding ballots to be counted... Sound familiar ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (bs+z0)

Huh. Thought she had the cheat margin covered just a few hours ago.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (C5Ncp)

433 be careful what you wish for...
.......

Ten more wishes?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

434 A gentleman uses the word comely.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2022 03:51 PM (xWhqL)

Wasn't he the dumb one on Pawn Stars?


Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (MFphb)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (MFphb)

435 sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (sn5EN)

436 The country is not "split" on this issue to any significant degree. There are extremists on both sides who are driving the conversation, but those extremists are not the median voter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 202



This. Most people are fine with abortion up to a certain time frame like 12-15 weeks. A small minority wants a full ban. And a small minority wants abortion up until a second before birth.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (3vQN0)

437 And another thing. What kind of Moron copies and then pastes to the wrong thread?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (MFphb)

438 Pop quiz for Kam:

Super tankers transport energy. What does it take to transport the same amount of green energy?

Here's some scratch paper and a few sharpened pencils.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (8AONa)

439 The most truthful answer I ever got on abortion was from a woman who told me 'I'm pro-choice and I don't want to think about it!'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

440
Huh. Thought she had the cheat margin covered just a few hours ago.
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (C5Ncp)

The indicative SOS has ballots supposedly to be released at 7 PM PST.. That's the last I heard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (bs+z0)

441 436 The country is not "split" on this issue to any significant degree. There are extremists on both sides who are driving the conversation, but those extremists are not the median voter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 202



This. Most people are fine with abortion up to a certain time frame like 12-15 weeks. A small minority wants a full ban. And a small minority wants abortion up until a second before birth.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (3vQN0)

or even a month after, e.g. CA bill

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

442 Huh. Thought she had the cheat margin covered just a few hours ago.
==
Deja vu? Anyone Anyone?

Posted by: these things happen in clown world at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (VDyTW)

443 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

-------------
From what I heard on a Phoenix-area local talk show this morning, there are over 130k ballots to be counted in Maricopa County alone. According to the Republican consultant being interviewed, based on past election patterns, these are predominately mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling centers on Election Day.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (TNyrE)

444 437 And another thing. What kind of Moron copies and then pastes to the wrong thread?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (MFphb)

Hmmm. Yeah, about that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

445 Huh. Thought she had the cheat margin covered just a few hours ago.
==
Deja vu? Anyone Anyone?

Posted by: these things happen in clown world at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (VDyTW)

Probably just a leaky toilet.

Posted by: Georgia's State Farm Arena at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

446 And another thing. What kind of Moron copies and then pastes to the wrong thread?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (MFphb)


A True Moron.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (DRSnL)

447 There's a line of old Buicks circling the Maricopa County courthouse, waiting to unload

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (geLO8)

448 It's possible Kari might lose, however, AZ has a lot of rural areas and those ballots are probably still outstanding. (Lake probably carried rural AZ)

Where I live, no scanning machines. Ballots are in a secure box and counted later.

Also, I'm pretty sure cheating was blunted in the primary, because ID was required in order to vote. It's possible mail in ballots could be an issue, but, the deadline to mail in those ballots was a week ago or so.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (5pTK/)

449 439 The most truthful answer I ever got on abortion was from a woman who told me 'I'm pro-choice and I don't want to think about it!'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

"Keep you hands off my UTERUS!"
oh yeah?
"Keep you hands off my GUNS!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

450 If you want your wife to be good with a gun hire her an instructor.

In fairness, bitches don't listen worth shit.

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (XQOpd)

451 " these are predominately mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling centers on Election Day."

I'm sure it will be fine.

Posted by: Guy who always says "I'm sure it will be fine" at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)

452 443 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

-------------
From what I heard on a Phoenix-area local talk show this morning, there are over 130k ballots to be counted in Maricopa County alone. According to the Republican consultant being interviewed, based on past election patterns, these are predominately mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling centers on Election Day.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (TNyrE)

And it's Maricopa county. There's never been even a scintilla of election issues there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

453 So what is the moderate position on abortion?
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:26 PM (C5Ncp)


If you find yourself a little bit pregnant...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (MFphb)

454 And another thing. What kind of Moron copies and then pastes to the wrong thread?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:28 PM (MFphb)
------------

*shifty eyes*

No idea.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (5pTK/)

455 I read a story a few years back about a woman with two little kids who was home alone. Some man was attempting to kick her front door in. She took the kids and pulled the attic ladder down and climbed up into the attic with her kids and a snub nosed .38. Intruder climbed up the ladder and she shot him in the face about 4 times. He made it down the ladder and to the front yard before he died. And people were arguing about how this was proof the .38 was inadequate for self defense. I wince at silly shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (QSjkU)

456 > So what is the moderate position on abortion?

15 weeks or thereabouts seems to be in the ballpark.

I personally would set it much earlier, but I'm not the median voter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (bW8dp)

457 Arizona is starting to seem like East California.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (C5Ncp)

458 >From what I heard on a Phoenix-area local talk show this morning, there are over 130k ballots to be counted in Maricopa County alone.


wow Kari close but no cigar, looks like

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (geLO8)

459 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

Election Date: Aug. 2, 2022 | Updated 1:56 PM MST Aug. 3, 2022
Governor Republican Primary
79.57% Est. Vote Counted
Candidate Total Votes % Votes
Kari Lake (R) 294,260 46.2%
Karrin Taylor Robson (R) 282,936 44.4%

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (MxUom)

460
Kamala Harris is everything they told us Sarah Palin would be as Vice President, but worse.

Posted by: portlandon at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (+oR7L)

461 Sorry Pixy doesn't like hand formatting and I didn't know.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (MxUom)

462 445 Huh. Thought she had the cheat margin covered just a few hours ago.
==
Deja vu? Anyone Anyone?

Posted by: these things happen in clown world at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (VDyTW)

Probably just a leaky toilet.

Posted by: Georgia's State Farm Arena at August 03, 2022 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

When Stacey Abrams sits on a toilet, you're bound to get leaks eventually.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

463 >>>Or…….
Maybe abortion isn’t as universally hated in red states as many here think.

Seeing as how Kansas already had abortion limits in place that doesn't seem likely.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (T/vhV)

464 Brad Raffensburger's chubby flying monkey, Gabriel Sterling, was really pulling for Meijer. He has a sad, because "I'm on the side of truth."

Okay, NeverTrump "the GA elections were perfect."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

465 432 418 403 So what's the deal? Kari Lake is going to lose the election now?
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:23 PM (C5Ncp)

There are still outstanding ballots to be counted... Sound familiar ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 05:25 PM (bs+z0)

Huh. Thought she had the cheat margin covered just a few hours ago.
Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:27 PM (C5Ncp)

There are forever 50k ballots to be counted in Georgia! Er, Arizona!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:33 PM (b2nrj)

466 bet me they don't steal it from her

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:33 PM (geLO8)

467 And it's Maricopa county. There's never been even a scintilla of election issues there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

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Let us all thank former county recorder Adrian Fontes for fully fortifying the county's election process. And, by the way, he is the Dem nominee for SOS.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 05:33 PM (TNyrE)

468 these are predominately mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling centers on Election Day.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 05:29 PM (TNyrE)
.........

in boxes of 500 each, no envelopes, unfolded.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

469 456 > So what is the moderate position on abortion?

15 weeks or thereabouts seems to be in the ballpark.

I personally would set it much earlier, but I'm not the median voter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:31 PM (bW8dp)

Eh, I am an abortion extremist, I was just wondering what moderate would sound like. 15 weeks? But not twelve? Or 18? Science I guess, or maybe just a number out of thin air.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:34 PM (C5Ncp)

470 @455 read a story a few years back about a woman with two little kids who was home alone. Some man was attempting to kick her front door in. She took the kids and pulled the attic ladder down and climbed up into the attic with her kids and a snub nosed .38. Intruder climbed up the ladder and she shot him in the face about 4 times. He made it down the ladder and to the front yard before he died. And people were arguing about how this was proof the .38 was inadequate for self defense. I wince at silly shit.

----

Sounds like one I heard about where he didn't die. The cops picked him up - still breathing and mobile - and took him to the hospital (he might have subsequently died there).

He was high on something powerful at the time.

Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 05:35 PM (JcWDp)

471 Lena Dunham seems to be crying for attention again. Second story down at Insty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 05:36 PM (diceA)

472 Had the Kansas ballot measure been to give the legislature the ability to regulate abortion after a heartbeat is detectable, it might have gotten passed.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 05:36 PM (T/vhV)

473 In Fulton County Georgia, mail-in military ballots were completely smooth, never folded, and all marked identically BY MACHINE.

But the election was "perfect."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2022 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

474 > People stopping at the polls to vote after work don't have the time or the inclination to read the Gettysburg Address.

Fun fact: The Gettysburg Address is incredibly short by historical standards. I believe there are accounts from people present that state people were just settling in when Lincoln finished.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:36 PM (eyxn4)

475 Democrats get to vote for at least another week to make up totals when being in a election

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 05:36 PM (k8B25)

476 He made it down the ladder and to the front yard before he died. And people were arguing about how this was proof the .38 was inadequate for self defense. I wince at silly shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
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What does that say that the guy took multiple shots before leaving and dying in the yard. As the FBI found out, you may have mortally wounded the perps but they can still kill you while dying (see the Miami Shootout). Sometimes the perp wants to do that and only something that mechanically immobilizes them like destroying the pelvic girdle so you can get away or a central nervous system shot will do.

Shot placement is something everyone should practice with whatever they have including short range. This is not a criticism of the woman involved btw, she did the best she could with what she had and won. But there are some tragedies out there that can be avoided by practicing.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:37 PM (CXr4y)

477 wow Kari close but no cigar, looks like

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:32 PM (geLO

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This Republican consultant/strategist seemed convinced that Lake would emerge victorious, as he thought these ballots would skew in her direction (again, based on voting patterns and his number crunching).

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 03, 2022 05:37 PM (TNyrE)

478 She just learned about wires. So now she's twice as knolegeable on energy stuff

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 03, 2022 05:37 PM (mp72L)

479 Heartbeat seems to be the limit for a lot of "moderate" abortion types, but most seem to think a heartbeat is measurable much later than in actuality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 05:37 PM (Ivdso)

480 Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 05:35 PM (JcWDp)

The point is that the lady and her children were safe and the perp was face down in the yard. The little snubby likely saved their lives.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (QSjkU)

481 This. Most people are fine with abortion up to a certain time frame like 12-15 weeks. A small minority wants a full ban. And a small minority wants abortion up until a second before birth.
==
That we should pick and choose the innocents we wish to kill is not terribly moderate.

If you wish to make exceptions for rape/incest and obviously the serious threat to the life of the mother is what you are grasping for. Abortion as birth control, or as a way to systematically eliminate a non preferred child, is not going to win a lot of hearts and minds. And it shouldn't.

If an innocent baby isn't safe in the womb, why is your life safe? Surely you don't think you're particularly unique or useful if a baby with far more potential future value to society than a 50 something year old man is not?

Posted by: a heart of stone you have at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (25CAQ)

482 If a candidate has to "beat the margin of fraud" to get elected then I'll postulate that the fucking election and voting processes are shit and need to be trashed.

I'd propose throwing bones.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (BFigT)

483 maricopa is 81% in as of 2:45 EST. someone knows enough to do the math. Winning this would be great.

Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (PRDNR)

484 I will pick up a morning thought in an afternoon thread.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 05:39 PM (44ww/)

485 389 If a legislative aide needs more than twenty words to draft a proposition or an amendment, there's a problem. People stopping at the polls to vote after work don't have the time or the inclination to read the Gettysburg Address.
Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2022 05:21 PM (6eRlp)

The problem is they were essentially trying to add a legal disclaimer. It shouldn't be necessary to explain that laws don't have invisible additional meanings in them but thanks to some judges it is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:39 PM (b2nrj)

486 > Lena Dunham seems to be crying for attention again. Second story down at Insty.

For the love of God, warn people if there's going to be a picture of Lena Dunham in a bathing suit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:39 PM (bW8dp)

487 ..She has no concept of transmission losses. This woman is dumber than a brick. Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (sn5EN)

She thinks a "Tranny Loss" is when another of brainfucked genderqueered cross-dressing freak of a friends sucks starts a shotgun, as is the way of (about 50% of) their people.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (tkOps)

488 483 maricopa is 81% in as of 2:45 EST. someone knows enough to do the math. Winning this would be great.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (PRDNR)

Keep in mind that just because they count more votes, it doesn't mean the % will change.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (b2nrj)

489 I looked outside and it was light out! How cool is that you guys! It was light out!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (mp72L)

490 487 ..She has no concept of transmission losses. This woman is dumber than a brick. Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 04:34 PM (sn5EN)

She thinks a "Tranny Loss" is when another of brainfucked genderqueered cross-dressing freak of a friends sucks starts a shotgun, as is the way of (about 50% of) their people.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (tkOps)

Or perhaps when a tranny gets monkeypox at the local glory hole...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (ynpvh)

491 It never ceases to amaze me how it takes so damned long to count ballots in the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (Ivdso)

492 For the love of God, warn people if there's going to be a picture of Lena Dunham in a bathing suit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:39 PM (bW8dp)
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Yeah, well you only have to look. Unlike us!

Posted by: Dunham Bikini at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (5pTK/)

493 For the love of God, warn people if there's going to be a picture of Lena Dunham in a bathing suit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:39 PM (bW8dp)

Ooops. I'll admit, I did not get that far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (diceA)

494 464 Brad Raffensburger's chubby flying monkey, Gabriel Sterling, was really pulling for Meijer. He has a sad, because "I'm on the side of truth."

Okay, NeverTrump "the GA elections were perfect."

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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The only explanation for the GOP in Georgia is that they are complicit in fraud themselves--either for corrupt purposes or because they are Dems in disguise. The weird destruction of election data from the 2018 governor's election when Kemp was Sec. of State plus the whole no bid Dominion contract makes it likely that he was involved personally in some shady shit in that race. Perhaps in the primary, perhaps in the general. Stacey may have been telling the truth (well a form of the truth as she probably had calculated the number of votes to harvest but Kemp pulled a rabbit out of his hat) about the 2018 race.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (CXr4y)

495 >>>And people were arguing about how this was proof the .38 was inadequate for self defense. I wince at silly shit.

Well I'll say that performance makes me a little uncomfortable. 4 shots to the face shouldn't give somebody another 10-15 seconds of making a decision to continue to try killing me or flee.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (T/vhV)

496 491 It never ceases to amaze me how it takes so damned long to count ballots in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (Ivdso)

It's only been a day, election month has barely started!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (b2nrj)

497 488 483 maricopa is 81% in as of 2:45 EST. someone knows enough to do the math. Winning this would be great.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (PRDNR)

Keep in mind that just because they count more votes, it doesn't mean the % will change.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (b2nrj)

I always assumed the % was counted votes but yeah could be wrong on that.

Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (PRDNR)

498 The point is that the lady and her children were safe and the perp was face down in the yard. The little snubby likely saved their lives.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (QSjkU)

If it's a break in for robbery purposes, the perp had the house to himself. He chose to pursue the homeowner to her hidey hole. You bet that gun saved her life.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (MFphb)

499 [i/]in boxes of 500 each, no envelopes, unfolded.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

Come on man, who would want to crease a nice new pristine ballot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:42 PM (hOUT3)

500 Can the rest of Georgia secede from Atlanta?

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 05:42 PM (sn5EN)

501 If abortion is so popular in Kansas why all the lying?

@UnclehammySteve


Replying to @LilaGraceRose @MZHemingway
I am from Kansas and lived this for the last several months. All of the TV and Radio ads told people that a Yes vote would ban abortion in Kansas, and added that there would be no exception for rape, incest or health of the mother. It was a lie. The lie won.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

502 If it's a break in for robbery purposes, the perp had the house to himself. He chose to pursue the homeowner to her hidey hole. You bet that gun saved her life.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (MFphb)
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Yah, if the perp kept coming, even after seeing a gun, he definitely had evil intentions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 05:42 PM (5pTK/)

503 The only explanation for the GOP in Georgia is that they are complicit in fraud themselves

Well now, y'all cannot have a machine if the votes cannot, I say, cannot be controlled. How are we to weed out folks like those so-called "tea partiers" and keep control of this party if not for a little bit of shenanigans?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 05:42 PM (Ivdso)

504 495 >>>And people were arguing about how this was proof the .38 was inadequate for self defense. I wince at silly shit.

Well I'll say that performance makes me a little uncomfortable. 4 shots to the face shouldn't give somebody another 10-15 seconds of making a decision to continue to try killing me or flee.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (T/vhV)

This made me laugh...
https://is.gd/9On58M

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

505 > That we should pick and choose the innocents we wish to kill is not terribly moderate.

Some people don't believe one cell is a baby. Or even fifty cells.

If you try to legislatively ban aborting a 50-cell embryo, you're going to lose in many states.


Your call.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (bW8dp)

506 Project Veritas secured the FBI's Domestic Terrorism Symbols Guide. It discusses Americans like a distant group of cultists. Insty has a link.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (uWF4x)

507 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

508 >Keep in mind that just because they count more votes, it doesn't mean the % will change.


you'll forgive me if, based on the last few election cycles, I'm inclined to expect the worst

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (geLO8)

509 497 488 483 maricopa is 81% in as of 2:45 EST. someone knows enough to do the math. Winning this would be great.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:38 PM (PRDNR)

Keep in mind that just because they count more votes, it doesn't mean the % will change.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (b2nrj)

I always assumed the % was counted votes but yeah could be wrong on that.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (PRDNR)

It's supposed to be, but in practice there can be massive discrepancies such that it'd lead you to believe that there are a lot fewer ballots to be counted than ultimately do get counted.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (b2nrj)

510 Is there a format problem in the comments?

Posted by: KT at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (rrtZS)

511 Go to the link to see Kamala also claim, without evidence, and rather ghoulishly, claim that the deadly floods in Kentucky and Missouri were due to "climate change."

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM



They're called 100 year and 500 year floods for a REASON, you lying sack of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

512 I still don't understand why the Biden Administration is not doling out EVs to all of the migrants he's greenlighted. Imagine the spectacle of all of these people tooling around the roadway infrastructure?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WHt4f)

513 Keep in mind that just because they count more votes, it doesn't mean the % will change.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:40 PM (b2nrj)/i]

You don't understand how this works, do you!=?

Posted by: Dominion Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:44 PM (hOUT3)

514 500 Can the rest of Georgia secede from Atlanta?
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 05:42 PM (sn5EN)

Have you heard of William T Sherman before?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 05:44 PM (G0bXQ)

515 And I have a question about Kumswala......Is she really that functionally illiterate or does she just think everyone else is and must dumb things down to an infantile level?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

516 Self defense happens every day. If one in a million perps act like the black knight then you could make lousy judgements on that outlier.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (44ww/)

517 511 Go to the link to see Kamala also claim, without evidence, and rather ghoulishly, claim that the deadly floods in Kentucky and Missouri were due to "climate change."

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM


They're called 100 year and 500 year floods for a REASON, you lying sack of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Climate change is when the Sahara went from jungle to grassland to desert.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

518 ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (hOUT3)

519 The only explanation for the GOP in Georgia is that they are complicit in fraud themselves--either for corrupt purposes or because they are Dems in disguise. The weird destruction of election data from the 2018 governor's election when Kemp was Sec. of State plus the whole no bid Dominion contract makes it likely that he was involved personally in some shady shit in that race. Perhaps in the primary, perhaps in the general. Stacey may have been telling the truth (well a form of the truth as she probably had calculated the number of votes to harvest but Kemp pulled a rabbit out of his hat) about the 2018 race.
Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:41 PM (CXr4y)

My thoughts exactly, Whig. I never thought Kemp's hands were clean in that election - I was glad he beat Abrams, but I had my doubts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (qK9s7)

520 @480 The point is that the lady and her children were safe and the perp was face down in the yard. The little snubby likely saved their lives.

----

Yeah, it did. But the story also points out that sometimes having only six bullets might not be enough.

It *should* be against a single intruder. But it isn't always.

Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (JcWDp)

521 This is like a modern Seinfeld episode, but with racism and violence.

A woman stands in a parking spot, trying to reserve it. A man approaches, and tries to tell her she can't do that, and that she needs to get out of the way. After both refuse to back down, the woman actually punches the man through his open window. Later, she tells the man to "go back to China."

https://bit.ly/3SA1Zuy

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (eyxn4)

522 Some people don't believe one cell is a baby. Or even fifty cells.

If you try to legislatively ban aborting a 50-cell embryo, you're going to lose in many states.


Your call.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (bW8dp)

Legislatively you just get some other limit. Aiming for comprehensive bans hasn't stopped implementation of less comprehensive bans in the vast majority of states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (b2nrj)

523 Why does she always sound as if she's explaining a simple concept to a room full of 6 year old retards? Be better

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (MySN1)

524 515 And I have a question about Kumswala......Is she really that functionally illiterate or does she just think everyone else is and must dumb things down to an infantile level?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Depends on her interactions with Joe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

525 I have a question about Kumswala......Is she really that functionally illiterate or does she just think everyone else is and must dumb things down to an infantile level?

Either that or her staff thinks she's that stupid and has to hand her that kind of thing to say, or she cannot get it right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2022 05:46 PM (Ivdso)

526 "Have you heard of William T Sherman before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

He'd be welcome in Atl nowadays.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 05:46 PM (sn5EN)

527 508 >Keep in mind that just because they count more votes, it doesn't mean the % will change.


you'll forgive me if, based on the last few election cycles, I'm inclined to expect the worst
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:43 PM (geLO

I was talking about the % of votes counted.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 03, 2022 05:46 PM (b2nrj)

528 Is there a format problem in the comments?
Posted by: KT

I tried to hand format a table with spaces.
Pixy ignored my 'formatting'... absolutely not a problem.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:46 PM (MxUom)

529 Sergeant, do something about that soldier with the flaming jacket.

Posted by: William T Sherman at August 03, 2022 05:47 PM (44ww/)

530 The Urgency of Now was a great album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

531 Kamala is dumb. She's only ever gotten ahead by giving ahead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 05:47 PM (G0bXQ)

532 "This Republican consultant/strategist seemed convinced that Lake would emerge victorious, as he thought these ballots would skew in her direction (again, based on voting patterns and his number crunching)."

yes, and Lake herself said that earlier. She thought her lead would increase with the remaining votes coming in (idk anything about more mail-ins being counted, I thought that is why the opponent had that early lead, mail-ins were all counted early and were more Dem)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 05:47 PM (Cus5s)

533 Your call.
==
Heart beat works.

If there isnt a detectable heart beat, in a living person, we consider them dead.

It doesn't mean there wouldn't be a heart beat eventually if we left the baby alone. So it should still be treated with respect and not cut up for parts, or cells patented by some drug company.

Posted by: a heart of stone you have at August 03, 2022 05:47 PM (VDyTW)

534 The stupidest VP ever was selected President, and now we have a new Stupidest VP Ever.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 03, 2022 05:48 PM (OX9vb)

535 534 The stupidest VP ever was selected President, and now we have a new Stupidest VP Ever.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 03, 2022 05:48 PM (OX9vb)

It's stupidity all the way down...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:48 PM (ynpvh)

536 The collective always kills people in the end. I'm going to save you by killing you.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 03, 2022 05:49 PM (ytSiK)

537 I tried to hand format a table with spaces.
Pixy ignored my 'formatting'... absolutely not a problem.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Tables are very hard/impossible to format within Pixy land!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:49 PM (hOUT3)

538 There's nothing funny about the urgency of now.

Posted by: Hon. Jerry Nadler at August 03, 2022 05:49 PM (es0Dj)

539 Given all the highly effective contraception available, especially if used by both participants, unexpected pregnancy is not common.

For CENTURIES if not millennia, abortion was truly murder after "the quickening," when the baby is first felt to move, around 16 weeks. How a woman can choose to kill her baby after she feels it move is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (REJkJ)

540 >>>Someone Failed to Position Kamala Harris for Success

That's like failing to set up a snow ball fight in Death Valley in July. What would have been real crazy is if you succeeded.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (T/vhV)

541 Arizona is starting to seem like East California.
Posted by: kraken

Southeast CA - same weather. Central-east CA, not in the Winter. Truckee gets very cold and very snowy.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (KAi1n)

542 I hope she publishes a book with all her antidotes. I will be the first to buy and read.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (R+nZe)

543
Tables are very hard/impossible to format within Pixy land!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

And after my 1st attempt I am now a believer!
Thank you for your timely observation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (MxUom)

544 539 Given all the highly effective contraception available, especially if used by both participants, unexpected pregnancy is not common.

For CENTURIES if not millennia, abortion was truly murder after "the quickening," when the baby is first felt to move, around 16 weeks. How a woman can choose to kill her baby after she feels it move is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (REJkJ)

Selfishness. Hatred. Contempt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

545 @536 The collective always kills people in the end. I'm going to save you by killing you.

----

Sounds like Reaper Ghost Boy in Mass Effect.

"Biological species always get replaced by robotic species that they create. So my robotic Reapers save the galaxy by killing all intelligent biological life every fifty thousand years."

Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (JcWDp)

546 Southeast CA - same weather. Central-east CA, not in the Winter. Truckee gets very cold and very snowy.
Posted by: SFGoth

Don't go to Truckee with Megan in the winter!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (MxUom)

547 Jackie Walorski, R-Indiana is dead. Age 58. She replaced Donnely.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (3Or4S)

548 And after my 1st attempt I am now a believer!
Thank you for your timely observation.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


And you were probably going to put numbers in those tables which is like math, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (hOUT3)

549 I remember the URGENCY OF NOW when I had to get the toddlers to the bathroom.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (8GBH4)

550 Gag me with a god blessed spoon, you retarded, phoney whore.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (gao0c)

551 Harris suggests recent deaths during flooding in Missouri and Kentucky could have been prevented if Congress were spending more trying to stop the climate from changing


You. Can't. Do. That.


Taxing the piss out of the people does NOT 'fix' any climate issues you think may exist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

552 I hope she publishes a book with all her antidotes. I will be the first to buy and read.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (R+nZe)


Delta of Venus in Simple English.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM (xhaym)

553 the perp had the house to himself. He chose to pursue the homeowner to her hidey hole.
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I think she was smart. Kids are hidden, she has the high ground and the shithead has at least one hand busy climbing up the ladder. Better than getting chased around the house. An extra shotgun should be kept up there.

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM (+ya+t)

554 ounds like Reaper Ghost Boy in Mass Effect.

"Biological species always get replaced by robotic species that they create. So my robotic Reapers save the galaxy by killing all intelligent biological life every fifty thousand years."
==
Could've used a spoiler alert, Friendo . . .

Posted by: I'm just sayin at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM (mMjFG)

555 Jackie Walorski, R-Indiana is dead. Age 58. She replaced Donnely.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (3Or4S)



Was she MAGA? If so, she was murdered. If not, tragic accident.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

556
And you were probably going to put numbers in those tables which is like math, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Guilty as charged.
In my defense: they were good numbers for Kari Lake!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (MxUom)

557 My thoughts exactly, Whig. I never thought Kemp's hands were clean in that election - I was glad he beat Abrams, but I had my doubts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
---------------------------
There is a reason that the GOP in 2020 among ALL of the major offices simply did NOT want to investigate the 2020 election and that includes judges as well. That suggests the key players at the state level were compromised in some way.

Perhaps, it is that both GA and AZ are key human trafficking hubs and somehow that is tied into the political system in some way or that foreign trade (China in the case of GA and Mexico in the case of AZ) caused big CoC funders to pull the GOP officeholder's strings to get rid of Trump. Maybe a combination of all things but unanimity of GOP officeholders in both states ignoring a winning popular bipartisan message of election integrity makes me think something is rotten there.

Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (CXr4y)

558 I remember the URGENCY OF NOW when I had to get the toddlers to the bathroom.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (8GBH4)



Wasn't that an album by The Smiths?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

559 555 Jackie Walorski, R-Indiana is dead. Age 58. She replaced Donnely.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (3Or4S)


Was she MAGA? If so, she was murdered. If not, tragic accident.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Or maybe had the dirt on Hillary

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

560 Sooper-Genius speaks in democrat English.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (m7R0k)

561 /sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (44ww/)

562 My name is Kamala, I'm standing on a stage, and I'm wearing a beige suit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (aWgmB)

563 Given all the highly effective contraception available, especially if used by both participants, unexpected pregnancy is not common.
...
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (REJkJ)


And yet Planned Parenthood exists and seems to be thriving?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (hOUT3)

564 > I hope she publishes a book with all her antidotes.

Like honey and poultices?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (eyxn4)

565 562 My name is Kamala, I'm standing on a stage, and I'm wearing a beige suit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (aWgmB)

Please ignore the stains on the blouse...

Posted by: Kamala at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

566 I get it....heat is hot, floods didn't start until Trump took office, and we just need to transmit more wind and solar energy, like, all over the place!

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (oiNtH)

567 The most cynical stance on abrtion I have seen is the one where it is a political calculus - take your position based on the number of votes it might get.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (C5Ncp)

568 Do her speech writers hate her SO MUCH that they're making her do this on purpose?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

569 I have a Tom DuBois painting of George Washington, Betsy Ross flag flying out front, a Gadsden and Tree of Liberty t-shirts.
According to the Eff Bee Eye I am all kinds of bad news.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 03, 2022 05:55 PM (DB16e)

570 Human trafficking is modern day slavery.

It must be stopped.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)

571 563 Given all the highly effective contraception available, especially if used by both participants, unexpected pregnancy is not common.
...
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 05:50 PM (REJkJ)

And yet Planned Parenthood exists and seems to be thriving?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (hOUT3)

PP is a business, and that business is not women's health, it's abortion, and it's BIG business.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

572 2020 electio showed Georgia GOP was if not all the major player was in on the election fraud

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (k8B25)

573 In a few years, when Kamala publishes her memoir, well, holy shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (QSjkU)

574 And people were arguing about how this was proof the .38 was inadequate for self defense. I wince at silly shit.

I keep mine in my nightstand.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (nxdel)

575 >Do her speech writers hate her SO MUCH that they're making her do this on purpose?

no, they're dumb too
but they think they're smart

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO8)

576 I think she was smart. Kids are hidden, she has the high ground and the shithead has at least one hand busy climbing up the ladder. Better than getting chased around the house. An extra shotgun should be kept up there.
==
a strong trap door that you can lock from the inside is also a nice feature.

if he's sticking his head up through a trap door while holding a ladder, you can defend yourself with a sharp stick . . . if you are sufficiently vicious

Posted by: I'm just sayin at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (C6xeQ)

577 I have a Tom DuBois painting of George Washington, Betsy Ross flag flying out front, a Gadsden and Tree of Liberty t-shirts.
According to the Eff Bee Eye I am all kinds of bad news.


Hope you're not too attached to that dog.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (nfrXX)

578 559 555 Jackie Walorski, R-Indiana is dead. Age 58. She replaced Donnely.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 03, 2022 05:52 PM (3Or4S)
Was she MAGA? If so, she was murdered. If not, tragic accident.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)


One of the things I really hate about modern politics is that I no longer consider comments like this to be baseless, I hope they are baseless, but it is harder to casually dismiss them now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (hOUT3)

579 my bedside piece is 13 rounds of .40 JHP

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (geLO8)

580 Do her speech writers hate her SO MUCH that they're making her do this on purpose?
Posted by: Sponge

We'll never know, they quit too fast.
My guess is they have all been illiterate as well so there will be no tell-all book for the Perfessor to pimp.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (MxUom)

581 The people of Kentucky haven't suffered enough, they have to hear this shit? Well, Democrats in KY who voted for this, are you happy?

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

582 Trump posted on Truth Social that he is sad to hear about the passing of his good friend Jackie. I'm guessing she was at least sorta MAGA

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (DB16e)

583 I'd heard that Fox announced AZ early again, declared Lake lost, but have not confirmed that. It may have just been one of their talking heads getting a little giddy about Lake being behind early.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Cus5s)

584 FFS
I ranted about this very abortion topic last week.

There is NO COMPROMISE FROM THE LEFT. They will, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allow any limits to abortion. This is how we got to where we are now. It's all or nothing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (xZri3)

585 and Sweden has eliminated Downs Syndrome people. Not the condition, just, the, people.

Posted by: I'm just sayin at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (HOIM/)

586 577 I have a Tom DuBois painting of George Washington, Betsy Ross flag flying out front, a Gadsden and Tree of Liberty t-shirts.
According to the Eff Bee Eye I am all kinds of bad news.

Hope you're not too attached to that dog.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (nfrXX)

You, my friend, suffer from domestic terrorist wrong-think...according to the FIB...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

587 https://www.thenewneo.com/2022/08/03/
thomas-sowell-sounds-the-alarm/

Outstanding read

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 05:59 PM (k8B25)

588 I keep mine in my nightstand.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (nxdel)

I carry a .44 special revolver, 5 shots. I intend to make them count. It has the stopping power of a heavy bullet.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 05:59 PM (QSjkU)

589 We'll never know, they quit too fast.
My guess is they have all been illiterate as well so there will be no tell-all book for the Perfessor to pimp.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

The ones that stick around do so as they could never find a job with the pay and benefits that they are getting and find work anywhere else. They, to put it mildly, are at the shallow end of the intellectual pool.

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

590 Iceland does that too

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (geLO8)

591 581 The people of Kentucky haven't suffered enough, they have to hear this shit? Well, Democrats in KY who voted for this, are you happy?

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

I read that as "Democrats in KY", as in the jelly...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

592 Human trafficking is modern day slavery.
It must be stopped.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)


I find it amazing that this is not a universally accepted concept. Then I look at the kind of people that get elected...
and re-elected!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (hOUT3)

593 584 FFS
I ranted about this very abortion topic last week.

There is NO COMPROMISE FROM THE LEFT. They will, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allow any limits to abortion. This is how we got to where we are now. It's all or nothing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (xZri3)


Hey nurse!! And - fistbump.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (C5Ncp)

594 570 Human trafficking is modern day slavery.

It must be stopped.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)


Yeah, sure, we'll get right on that.

*gives thumbs down*
*blows raspberry*

Posted by: US gubmint at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (DTX3h)

595 There is NO COMPROMISE FROM THE LEFT. They will, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allow any limits to abortion. This is how we got to where we are now. It's all or nothing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (xZri3)


Because without that legal cover they have been committing murder.
You have to get around that.
Some it is deep guilt, and some it is the feeling of power.
You have to find a way around that.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

596 I have a Gadsen Flagged covfefe mug from Buc-ee's.

I identify as a Caffeinated-American. Takes 1 cuppa from the Kerug pressing the Large button, and another pressing the Medium button.

Drain that mug, and even the staunchest Conservative is "woke".

Face it folks. Commenting here, we're allllllll on The List. (and proud of it!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (tkOps)

597 AZ are key human trafficking hubs and somehow that is tied into the political system in some way or that foreign trade (China in the case of GA and Mexico in the case of AZ) caused big CoC funders to pull the GOP officeholder's strings to get rid of Trump. Maybe a combination of all things but unanimity of GOP officeholders in both states ignoring a winning popular bipartisan message of election integrity makes me think something is rotten there.
Posted by: whig at August 03, 2022 05:54 PM (CXr4y)
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Phoenix is, or was, a known hub for human trafficking.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (5pTK/)

598 585 and Sweden has eliminated Downs Syndrome people. Not the condition, just, the, people.

Posted by: I'm just sayin at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (HOIM/)

How very...German...of them

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

599 There is NO COMPROMISE FROM THE LEFT. They will, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allow any limits to abortion. This is how we got to where we are now. It's all or nothing.
==
She's right you know. The big money is in term babies, chopped up and sold for parts. We all know this. Its a manufacturing scale use of human beings as spare parts. They'll want the right to kill kids post birth.

Posted by: that's a fact jack at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (Bomep)

600 Got a gas fillup for 3.99 just now. Been a while since that has happened

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (+I6Y/)

601 583 I'd heard that Fox announced AZ early again, declared Lake lost, but have not confirmed that. It may have just been one of their talking heads getting a little giddy about Lake being behind early.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Cus5s)

I believe that was last night though anything's possible with FOX...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (bs+z0)

602 I read that as "Democrats in KY", as in the jelly...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Well that too!

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

603 Downtown Denver bans food trucks to crack down on crime

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 06:02 PM (geLO8)

604 One of the things I really hate about modern politics is that I no longer consider comments like this to be baseless, I hope they are baseless, but it is harder to casually dismiss them now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 05:57 PM (hOUT3)
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Yup.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:02 PM (5pTK/)

605 I have a Betsy Ross flag .. Put it up the day Biden was installed.. I guess I'm militia now

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (bs+z0)

606 Delta of Venus in Simple English.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 05:53 PM


Please. Mons Veneris, or go home.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

607
From what I heard on a Phoenix-area local talk show this morning, there are over 130k ballots to be counted in Maricopa County alone.

-------

Has Soros' butt-bitch Katie Hobbs' fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (aOYp5)

608 Hi, nurse ratched.

The left is literally totalitarian.

Regarding abortion, having objective, observable phenomena such as a heartbeat or fetal movement defining life as the line in the sand is logically sound; we who value life and freedom must not let that line be crossed.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (REJkJ)

609 603 Downtown Denver bans food trucks to crack down on crime

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 06:02 PM (geLO

What about actually cracking down on CRIME?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

610 603 Downtown Denver bans food trucks to crack down on crime
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 06:02 PM (geLO


Maybe close all the stores too. They just tempt people to rob them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 06:04 PM (mE7cY)

611 ot a gas fillup for 3.99 just now. Been a while since that has happened
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 03, 2022 06:01 PM


I did that!

And don't forget that, Jack.

Posted by: Brandon at August 03, 2022 06:04 PM (a3Q+t)

612 >> 591 581 I read that as "Democrats in KY", as in the jelly...

Were you looking for an expert?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 03, 2022 06:04 PM (uWF4x)

613 What about actually cracking down on CRIME?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (ynpvh)
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Food trucks were being robbed, so, naturally, ban food trucks!

Voila! Less crime!

(no idea if this is true, but, Denver, CO, so, anything is possible)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)

614 well the argument is, food trucks attract people, and people commit crimes

Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (geLO8)

615 605 I have a Betsy Ross flag .. Put it up the day Biden was installed.. I guess I'm militia now
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (bs+z0)
My Son was flying a Fuck Biden flag in his front yard until his wife made him take it down. Bad taste or some rot. He replaced it with a Biden Sucks flag. I guess that passed muster.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (QSjkU)

616 Hi, nurse ratched.
The left is literally totalitarian.
Regarding abortion, having objective, observable phenomena such as a heartbeat or fetal movement defining life as the line in the sand is logically sound; we who value life and freedom must not let that line be crossed.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (REJkJ)


Don't forget ultrasound imaging!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (hOUT3)

617 613 What about actually cracking down on CRIME?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:03 PM (ynpvh)
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Food trucks were being robbed, so, naturally, ban food trucks!
Voila! Less crime!
(no idea if this is true, but, Denver, CO, so, anything is possible)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)

Ah. Like the theory of making guns illegal, so that only criminals have them. Gotcha.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

618 Being a cop would be a pretty good job if it weren't for people.

Posted by: kraken at August 03, 2022 06:06 PM (C5Ncp)

619 Woke "teacher" isn't quite sure if her student is trolling her by insisting his pronouns are banana/rock.

https://bit.ly/3ztRrEj

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2022 06:06 PM (eyxn4)

620 Flying the Jolly Roger is never out of vouge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 06:06 PM (BFigT)

621 Yeah, sure, we'll get right on that.
*gives thumbs down*
*blows raspberry*
Posted by: US gubmint at August 03, 2022 06:00 PM (DTX3h)


Is that you, John Breckinridge?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 06:06 PM (xhaym)

622 and Sweden has eliminated Downs Syndrome people. Not the condition, just, the, people.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (HOIM/)


Lebensunwertes Leben

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

623 Downtown Denver bans food trucks to crack down on crime
Posted by: DB

So the owners of the food trucks were committing crimes or the food trucks were getting robbed? Maybe the food they were selling were an gastronomical crime?

I am betting on the food trucks were attracting people who then commit crimes. Let's take all of the stores, banks, etc. out as well.

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 06:07 PM (oiNtH)

624 Miricopa County has a %105 voting rate going, won't want to break that record

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 06:07 PM (k8B25)

625 622 and Sweden has eliminated Downs Syndrome people. Not the condition, just, the, people.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at August 03, 2022 05:58 PM (HOIM/)

Lebensunwertes Leben
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

Racial hygiene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:07 PM (diceA)

626 I think Willy Browns sperm must have found a way to get to her brain, burrowed in and formed cysts.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 03, 2022 06:07 PM (OKenN)

627 My pronouns are The and Rock.

Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at August 03, 2022 06:08 PM (a3Q+t)

628 Nood. Quick hits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)

629 How come nobody has done nuthin' about Now?

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 03, 2022 06:09 PM (QY+6a)

630 At the VA where i work, one of our Vets came in for his appointment and on his truck was a big "Fuck Biden" sign. Our Chaplain got very upset and insisted that our VA police either make him take off the flag or leave. He had to be explained to that he was covered under the 1st Ammend. and just like a bumper sticker, had the right to have that on his vehicle. Chaplain still very upset. And stupid.

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

631 Not sign, flag.

Posted by: Cheri at August 03, 2022 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

632 605 I have a Betsy Ross flag .. Put it up the day Biden was installed.. I guess I'm militia now
Posted by: It's me donna

I started display the Fort Sumter flag.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Sumter_Flag

During the civil war it became a bloody shirt of sorts to rally the public to restore the union.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2022 06:12 PM (47lQd)

633 >> 605 I have a Betsy Ross flag .. Put it up the day Biden was installed..
>> I guess I'm militia now

We assumed as much.

Posted by: The FBI at August 03, 2022 06:12 PM (uWF4x)

634 Dammit!
I just found out Dickman's HORSEFAT spread was fake.

Wah...

Posted by: Pete Butigieg at August 03, 2022 06:12 PM (M3hSG)

635 I saw an article regrettably the other day "Keep my disability out of your anti-abortion arguments".

Then the disabled wench (who works for the ACLU) hides behind her disability for her *entire* pro-abortion screed, as if she's the only disabled person on the planet.

Incredible but I guess emotionally compelling for some very stupid people (known to Democrats as - The Base) .

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 06:12 PM (dscaa)

636 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 06:05 PM (hOUT3)

Yes, ultrasound--great point.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2022 06:13 PM (REJkJ)

637 the abortion issue is not about compromising with the left, it is reading the polls about what people (voters) want. Making first term abortion illegal is not popular, stopping second term is a little popular, stopping third term is very popular.

If there is a "compromise", it is with the majority vote.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

638 I am from Kansas and lived this for the last several months. All of the TV and Radio ads told people that a Yes vote would ban abortion in Kansas, and added that there would be no exception for rape, incest or health of the mother. It was a lie. The lie won.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2022 04:53 PM (NpAcC)

Still, the pro-amendment people should have anticipated this and upped their campaign in response. I think an amendment like this requires a large and comprehensive campaign lasting a long time, and I'm afraid the supporters jumped the gun and threw it on the ballot too fast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 04:57 PM (trdmm)

So just try again next time and don't let idiots write your proposals. Even without the ruling abortion was dying on the vine in all but blue states. This won't change now that the hard hand of the Feds won't be enforcing it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

639 During the civil war it became a bloody shirt of sorts to rally the public to restore the union.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 03, 2022 06:12 PM (47lQd)

The 'bloody shirt" meme was a post CW "meme" to keep the upper hand in the North against the Dems, blaming them for the war.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

640 Life begins at conception, any abortion after conception is murder.

Everything else is semantics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 06:20 PM (rdG9n)

641 PP is a business, and that business is not women's health, it's abortion, and it's BIG business.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

PP is about minority genocide for the benefit of the elite class. They also will have the "wrong sort" of whites/hispanics go die, but mostly its minorities.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

642 I have a Moosberg 88 "special purpose cruiser". Name is appropriate. Wife will not shoot it. Good friend of mine who also enjoyed shooting 44 mag said it was simply not fun to shoot. You just gotta be ready when it goes bang. I love it.
At 7 yds I'd say it leaves about a 12 in pattern with bird shot. Would be more than happy to verify that again with pics. Hell, I could send several pics using several different shotguns. Love em.

Posted by: 22LR at August 03, 2022 06:24 PM (rraIA)

643 Moosberg. Haha.

Posted by: 22LR at August 03, 2022 06:26 PM (rraIA)

644 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing... www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (JJqDA)

645 Crèm&
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