The Luxuriously Large Luck-Bearing Testicles of the Tanuki Cafe

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Ronald Reagan clearing brush at his ranch


I think this horse is named "David French's Poolboy."

Gentlemen, start your furballs.

Hangin' with the boys.

Saving a dog from drowning.

Half of exercise is just getting quality sleep.

Panda in a tree, probably just saying, Doh doh doh, di doh doh doh...

"Better than the last 5 Star Wars movies." You could cut the suspense with a knife.

Tony Manero-goat.

They say camels are the rudest of animals.

Saving a seal which is tangled in an abandoned fishing net, which is dangerous, because the seal doesn't realize his rescuers are rescuing him. He thinks they're hunting him.

Mega-Hoop.

What the what is this golf shot. It's crazy.

The raccoon dog.

More about the raccoon dog.

The Japanese are obsessed with the large testicles of the racoon dog, or tanuki. I know, big shock, the Japanese have a weird sex thing involving a cute animal.

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He meant to do that:




Removing a thorn from the paw of a sea lion:

So sweet.

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 07:46 PM (Sey1j)

2 Saving a seal which is tangled in an abandoned fishing net, which is dangerous, because the seal doesn't realize his rescuers are rescuing him. He thinks they're hunting him.


Query: Can we ever really know what a seal is thinking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2022 07:49 PM (guGkK)

3 That cat in the next to last video is obviously nippin'.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 I watched the Gentleman start your furballs vid . I heard cartoon sound effects in my head .

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:51 PM (CJAql)

5 I know nothing about owning a ranch. Except one thing. If you own one and are president you do a fuckton of brush clearing on the ranch.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 03, 2022 07:51 PM (nwmm3)

6 hey tow ten woo hoo

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:51 PM (CJAql)

7 dang top ten

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 07:51 PM (CJAql)

8 Yoot !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (T4tVD)

9 One of the horde recommended "James May, Our Man in Japan".
Episode 3 was hilarious. It featured a Penis Parade (for real), later they went to a cat cafe where you got a menu for what type of cat you would like to hang out with.
I couldn't stop laughing!
Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (jTmQV)

10 LOL! Kitteh NASCAR!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 07:53 PM (RkC6l)

11 Japan: Nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

12 >>>later they went to a cat cafe where you got a menu for what type of cat you would like to hang out with.

i've seen those. i've also seen a cat hotel where you meet the cats in a common area and get to know them, and then choose which cat you will sleep with in your room.

no this isn't a euphemism, it's for people who want to sleep with a cat while traveling

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2022 07:54 PM (B3oWe)

13 That's an old-school, vintage chainsaw, baby!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (WHt4f)

14 "That cat in the next to last video is obviously nippin'."

Our blind kitty looks like that. You would swear she's looking right at you but she can't see a thing.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)

15 If you ever see a mama bear and her Cubs in the wild and you stand there filming it for a few minutes and the bear decides you're a threat and kills you, the bear will be hunted down and killed.

So. Move away from the bears. They aren't cute and fuzzy. They are at the top of the food chain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (Sey1j)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

17 OK, the car turning around? Insane. That was foolish. How many other times was this tried without video to show the merciless plummet into certain death?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 07:57 PM (aXxgO)

18 @11 Japan: Nuked too much or not enough?

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I suspect the nukes are a good part of the reason why they're so screwed up. The psychological impact of going from "master race of Asia" to "helpless under America's anger" broke them, and they still haven't sorted it out.

Posted by: junior at August 03, 2022 07:57 PM (JcWDp)

19 To heck with using a chainsaw to clear brush. I use a Kubota.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 07:57 PM (sn5EN)

20 Evening.

There was a Ghibli film called Pom Poko about a group of tanuki with huge balls.

Like *holds hands wide* huuuuuuuuuuuge!!!!

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 07:57 PM (1Yy3c)

21 Saddle Up!

Mama Bear's Got Point Today!

Move Out!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2022 07:57 PM (R/m4+)

22 Also remember Bo Jackson running over Brian Bosworth. Bo knows head down and keep your legs driving forward.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 03, 2022 07:58 PM (Yh3xC)

23 >>> The psychological impact of going from "master race of Asia" to "helpless under America's anger" broke them, and they still haven't sorted it out.

Zis ist an abzurd theorem.

Posted by: Germans painstakingly examining their stools on the stool-shelf in their toilet at August 03, 2022 07:58 PM (B3oWe)

24 Well, my bunny is in the backyard. First time I've seen it in a couple of [very dry] months so I had thought a predator had gotten it.
🐇

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (yikp0)

25 . . . . Ronaldo Maximus. . . . . killin' me, when I contemplate our nation now. . . .I played a video of his cortege flight back home to Simi Valley after his funeral to my grandson the other day. . .when the Marine band played "goin' home". . . . . I was not ashamed to tell him that I wept like a child on that June day.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Bitch McStain daughters at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (8m/Xb)

26 Move away from the bears. They aren't cute and fuzzy. They are at the top of the food chain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (Sey1j)

Humans are at the top of the food chain what with our big brains and ability to create distance weapons but bears are better at close quarters combat.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (1Yy3c)

27 no this isn't a euphemism, it's for people who want to sleep with a cat while traveling
Posted by: ace at August 03, 2022 07:54 PM (B3oWe)
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What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

28 nurse, your new favorite dish will be on the menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:00 PM (nYNrQ)

29 Raccoon dogs don't look like raccoons. Raccoon dogs are Coon Dogs and are named Growler, Moses, Red, Number Five, Elvis and such like. They chase, trail, tree, and sometimes fight raccoons, and are Canine Royalty.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 08:00 PM (0OP+5)

30 Joe Xiden: "...If you own one and are president you do a fuckton of brush clearing on the ranch."

Reagan could've put that chainsaw to better use in DC. Start with the cherry trees and don't stop until Capitol Hill is a one story pile of rubble. And then get the salt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2022 08:00 PM (aXxgO)

31 I am at the top of every food chain!

Posted by: Megs McCain at August 03, 2022 08:00 PM (PIlQh)

32 Damn. It's august already.

Should probably take a shower soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:01 PM (mE7cY)

33 Don't touch me cat made me lol

KTY makes that face sometimes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 08:01 PM (gbzeC)

34 ...broke them, and they still haven't sorted it out.
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I don't know about that, junior. Tentacle p0rn is centuries old there.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (yikp0)

35 Query: Can we ever really know what a seal is thinking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2022 07:49 PM (guGkK)


Seals are tight!

Unless they are leaking

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (xhaym)

36 Remember, only you can prevent forest fires!

Posted by: Smokey the Bear at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

37 *sobs*

No flaming skull for Michigan whacking a NeverTrumper?!

*Flounces*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (llXky)

38
What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (Dc2NZA


16 year old me: Two chicks at once! The dream!!

29ish year old me: Fuck, that sounds like a lot of work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (mE7cY)

39 This entire video is fun but please watch just the first one if you can. This is an agility failure but such a sweet pup.

https://youtu.be/Je7GlS0f2PA

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 03, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

40 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes: "What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?"

Did you win the lottery or somethin'?

Posted by: Lawrence at August 03, 2022 08:03 PM (aXxgO)

41 That sea lion was probably gang raped by river otters.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 08:03 PM (anj39)

42 If you have no concept of nature stay the hell away. Nature won't kill you, you will kill yourself in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:04 PM (nYNrQ)

43 What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (Dc2NZA

16 year old me: Two chicks at once! The dream!!

29ish year old me: Fuck, that sounds like a lot of work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (mE7cY)

David French: Call Paolo, he'll take care of you.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:04 PM (1Yy3c)

44 9 One of the horde recommended "James May, Our Man in Japan".
Episode 3 was hilarious. It featured a Penis Parade (for real), later they went to a cat cafe where you got a menu for what type of cat you would like to hang out with.
I couldn't stop laughing!
Thanks for the recommendation.
Posted by: gourmand at large at August 03, 2022 07:52 PM (jTmQV


''Twas me. Also watch his one for Italy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:04 PM (mE7cY)

45 Bear with me, Horde. I promised to repost this for a few days.

The link in my nic is to a GiveSendGo page for the RMBS sister, who was the victim of a home invasion in July. Thank God, she's OK and healing quickly, but this caused a lot of financial strain for her and her husband. At the very least, please add them to your prayers. Thank you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (RkC6l)

46 Nice pic of Reagan.

I love the horse opening the door.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (ARXFk)

47 My cousin has a coonhound named Elvis.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (89T5c)

48 OT but BREAKING NEWS:

Non governmental organizations have developed a treatment to prevent the spread of Monkeypox.

Trinoassitol. You don't even have to buy it from a pharmacist. It's free and non-invasive.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (Yh3xC)

49 What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Hmmm, mostly it's two kitties sleeping on me while I type because it's cold in Michigan and I have nice fuzzy blanket.

Not that much of a dream, really.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (llXky)

50
Query: Can we ever really know what a seal woman is thinking?

_________

No

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (1Nxff)

51 Star Trek is on. It's the one with mirror universe Uhura. Yowsa!

I wonder what happens if you reverse the polarity on your agonizer.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN)

52
Trinoassitol. You don't even have to buy it from a pharmacist. It's free and non-invasive.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (Yh3xC)


SNORT

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:06 PM (mE7cY)

53 Don't Touch Me cat looks high. Seriously though, who put edibles in that cat's kibble?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

54 "Better than the last 5 Star Wars movies." You could cut the suspense with a knife.


If you're that good at backing up and not falling off the cliff, why not just back down the road?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Huh. The dude who was going to kill Kavanagh was trans.

Imagine that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:06 PM (diceA)

56 Mirror Universe is the best universe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

57 In olden times, I remember that blowing your tranny and seals was an automotive problem.

Posted by: Joe Motorist at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (PIlQh)

58 Query: Can we ever really know what a seal woman is thinking?

_________

No

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (1Nxff)
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They want their own way. Also, need to buy something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (llXky)

59 16 year old me: Two chicks at once! The dream!!

29ish year old me: Fuck, that sounds like a lot of work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:02 PM (mE7cY)


For $85/hour Sarah and her sister can put in a little effort.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (anj39)

60 50
Query: Can we ever really know what a seal woman is thinking?

_________

No
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (1Nxff

Odd. Many women I have known never stopped telling me what they were thinking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (mE7cY)

61 They use to enslave people. Now cute animal sex.

Not just karma, dirty karma.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (C7HdL)

62 42 If you have no concept of nature stay the hell away. Nature won't kill you, you will kill yourself in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:04 PM (nYNrQ)

But also, nature will kill you. She is a heartless bitch who cares nothing for your tears. This is why the whole Gaia, Earthmother horse shit always rang so hollow to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (diceA)

63 Don't Touch Me cat looks high. Seriously though, who put edibles in that cat's kibble?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:06 PM

Teach your kittens young, people. Nip...not even once.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM (RkC6l)

64 I have cure for Monkeypox, Keep your dick in your hand , problem solved.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM (nYNrQ)

65 That's an old-school, vintage chainsaw, baby!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (WHt4f)



I have an old Stihl from my grandfather. The chain bar still says "Made in West Germany" on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

66 MUMR has been conspicuously absent lately. Also BSG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM (diceA)

67 That bunny and kitten video, all I can think of are all the rabbit turds on that bed.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (bnAdj)

68 Trinoassitol. You don't even have to buy it from a pharmacist. It's free and non-invasive.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (Yh3xC)
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I should have taken it before the primary.

Posted by: Peter "one term" Meijer at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (llXky)

69 MUMR has been conspicuously absent lately. Also BSG.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM (diceA)



They've been replaced by Sarah and Paul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Don't take trinoassitol if you are allergic to trinoassitol.

Posted by: Joe Motorist at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (PIlQh)

71 My cousin has a coonhound named Elvis.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2022 08:05 PM (89T5c)

Is he anything more than a hound dog?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (U3uv2)

72 #55 "The reddit accounts of Nicholas Roske (Justice Kavanaugh's would-be assassin) have been revealed."
https://tinyurl.com/35v2f7my

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (yikp0)

73 When we lived on the old timer's place, he would show off his old chain saws from the 30s and 40s. He liked to fire them off in his living room

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)

74 66 MUMR has been conspicuously absent lately. Also BSG.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM (diceA

Recession. The DNC can't afford the Troll Division.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (mE7cY)

75 That bunny and kitten video, all I can think of are all the rabbit turds on that bed.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (bnAdj)

Same with the horse vid.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 08:11 PM (U3uv2)

76 That bunny and kitten video, all I can think of are all the rabbit turds on that bed.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (bnAdj)



Rabbit turds are round and look like KIX cereal.

I try to feed it to my wife all the time!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at August 03, 2022 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

77 What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)


That's a ménage á meow, and costs extra

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

78 For $85/hour Sarah and her sister can put in a little effort.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 08:08 PM (anj39)
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Earning it the hard way!

Posted by: Al Czervic at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky)

79
What if your dream is to sleep with two kitties at once?
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Kittypox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

80 Why isn't Ronald Reagan clearing that brush shirtless on horseback? Putin's got nothing on the Gipper, we need better PR. *kicks rocks*

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (ftFVW)

81 Aetius, nature founded the Darwin awards. Do stupid shit and die for it. Live with nature and it will nurture you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (nYNrQ)

82 32 Damn. It's august already.

Should probably take a shower soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Whether you need it or not!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 03, 2022 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

83 79 . . . . . .oh, shit. . . . . .made me laugh. . . .props

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Bitch McStain daughters at August 03, 2022 08:13 PM (8m/Xb)

84 80 Why isn't Ronald Reagan clearing that brush shirtless on horseback? Putin's got nothing on the Gipper, we need better PR. *kicks rocks*
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (ftFVW)

I think he only played beach football shirtless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:13 PM (diceA)

85 Recession. The DNC can't afford the Troll Division.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (mE7cY)
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Fucking checks bounced *again*

I'm not positing shit for those deadbeats.

Posted by: Rock Solid Conservative Veteran at August 03, 2022 08:15 PM (llXky)

86 Reagan was 69 when he became president, was shot and nearly died, and bounced back to do this kind of stuff. Great president and a tough bastard.

Posted by: Mike at August 03, 2022 08:15 PM (Z3jXx)

87 "The reddit accounts of Nicholas Roske (Justice Kavanaugh's would-be assassin) have been revealed."
https://tinyurl.com/35v2f7my

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (yikp0)

He seems nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 08:15 PM (U3uv2)

88 82 32 Damn. It's august already.

Should probably take a shower soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Whether you need it or not!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 03, 2022 08:13 PM (OX9vb)


In case company drops by, yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:15 PM (mE7cY)

89 Bush also liked to clear brush, clearing brush was a fad amongst the GOP set, they don't clear brush anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 08:16 PM (rdG9n)

90 When we lived on the old timer's place, he would show off his old chain saws from the 30s and 40s. He liked to fire them off in his living room
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 03, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)


I guess he spent so much time standing on mud getting rain down his neck, that firing up the saw where it was warm was still a novelty?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

91 Mirror Universe is the best universe.
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I missed the DS:9 episode until about five years ago that showed the mirror universe in DS:9 was the same as the TOS one after goateed Spock turned the Empire into pussies who were conquered by the Bajorians et alia -- "Crossover".

Boy, was I surprised to learn that when I had assumed the other four DS:9 mirror episodes, that I saw numerous times over the years, were just in any old other dimension. It really changed my perspective on the episodes after learning that.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 08:16 PM (yikp0)

92 The chain bar still says "Made in West Germany" on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:09 PM

I have a couple of air rifles stamped the same way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:17 PM (RkC6l)

93 Bullshit on the brush clearing photo op. A bushog is the choice. Mow that shit down.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:17 PM (nYNrQ)

94 Keeping my neighbors Blue Lacy for a few days - that's a damn fine dog breed, and she's a runner!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 08:18 PM (oWBc3)

95
I have a couple of air rifles stamped the same way.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:17 PM (RkC6l)


I also have a hygrometer, which doesn't work correctly anymore, that's made in WG as well.

Did I mention that my grandfather was German?

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at August 03, 2022 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

96 I have a Stihl MS 271. I treat it like a quality firearm and it lives in my climate-controlled utility room, not in the truck toolbox or the garage. It's a machine member of the family unit.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 08:18 PM (0OP+5)

97 OFF failure sock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Why isn't Ronald Reagan clearing that brush shirtless on horseback? Putin's got nothing on the Gipper, we need better PR. *kicks rocks*
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:12 PM (ftFVW)


you want good stable stance when you are using a saw.

Oh, and sawing shirtless in muy mal. You get chips coming at you high speed and you want something to break the first momentum. It is like mowing in thongs.

Or flip-flops.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:19 PM (xhaym)

99 Most Cafes here are good. Some are great. This one is greaterer.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:19 PM (tkOps)

100 Yeah, so I'm supposed to tell you that true veterans totally support the vaxx mandate and think trannies are the best thing ever in the ranks and how chicks with dicks in the female showers is huge progress, but the damn *checks keep bouncing* and I'm tired of the bullshit and can't do it any more.

Posted by: Rock Solid Conservative Veteran at August 03, 2022 08:19 PM (llXky)

101 25. I remember Tom Selleck walking up to Reagans casket at the funeral and saluting it. Selleck served in the CA National Guard when Reagan was Gov. And both were actors. Life is funny.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2022 08:20 PM (PLjqC)

102 94 Keeping my neighbors Blue Lacy for a few days - that's a damn fine dog breed, and she's a runner!
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 08:18 PM (oWBc3)

*looks up Blue Lacy*

"Blue Lacy Dogs are intelligent, intense, active, and alert."

Huh, so already a few steps on Joe Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:20 PM (diceA)

103 Bush also liked to clear brush, clearing brush was a fad amongst the GOP set, they don't clear brush anymore.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Eww chainsaws are loud and icky, like guns. What animals.

Posted by: David French at August 03, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

104 There's a sniper in the bushes, behind Reagan.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2022 08:21 PM (CLmI/)

105 Eromero, I had a stilh and couldn't pull it to start it. Got a 14" Poulan and can cut my way through anything.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:21 PM (nYNrQ)

106 Bush also liked to clear brush, clearing brush was a fad amongst the GOP set, they don't clear brush anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 08:16 PM (rdG9n)
---
Dubya wanted you to know that he could actually operate a chainsaw. This isn't that hard, but it was beyond Al Gore, John Kerry, Barack Obama and any other current Democrat.

So it did serve a worthwhile purpose.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:22 PM (llXky)

107 Eww chainsaws are loud and icky, like guns. What animals.

Posted by: David French at August 03, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
---
David stays out of the bushes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (llXky)

108 you want good stable stance when you are using a saw.

Oh, and sawing shirtless in muy mal. You get chips coming at you high speed and you want something to break the first momentum. It is like mowing in thongs.

Or flip-flops.
Posted by: Kindltot

Pfft, nobody let's me have any fun.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (ftFVW)

109 Most brush cutting doesn't involve a camera crew.

Just sayin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (mE7cY)

110 Re: Blue Lacy

Just because awwwwwwwww:

https://tinyurl.com/2attwc4j

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (diceA)

111 Posted by: David French at August 03, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
---
David stays out of the bushes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM

Pretty sure French isn't really into Bush, IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (RkC6l)

112 Don't know. He used to have calves in his living room sometimes. When you are a bachelor, you can do what you want. You know where the pullout is on Hwy 14, on Cape Horn, past Washougal? That farm.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (5HBd1)

113 99 Most Cafes here are good. Some are great. This one is greaterer.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:19 PM (tkOps

Yur spealing is gud

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (mE7cY)

114 Ben Had, I think he is limbing up a tree he just felled. It looks like a CA myrtle, but I don't know trees down there.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (xhaym)

115 I'm watching "Barry" and Barry the assassin is talking to customer service on his iPhone about his bomb app's failure to detonate the bomb.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

116 Challenge from thee last thread accepted:

"No fu*king way hypermasculorgyphilia will ever show up in a haiku. Maybe Muldoon can do something with it?"

Assault With a Deadly Weapon - a limerick

It's caused by hyper-mascul-orgy-philia
A skin disease with poxy memorabilia
It's a bit of an enigma
'Cause it leaves you with a stigma
Keep your penis in your pants or it'll kill ya

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (kXYt5)

117 >>My cousin has a coonhound named Elvis.

I have a hound named Elvis.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

118 She Hobbit, got your directions?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM (nYNrQ)

119
Oh, and sawing shirtless in muy mal. You get chips coming at you high speed and you want something to break the first momentum. It is like mowing in thongs.

Or flip-flops.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:19 PM (xhaym)
What? You mean you can wear a thong and flipflops? Dayum. I been doing it nekkid all these years. No won't the neighbors won't talk to me at the mailbox.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM (0OP+5)

120 Pfft, nobody let's me have any fun.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (ftFVW)


fine, you go cut some brush wearing thongs, then.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM (xhaym)

121 Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM (RkC6l)

122 Pretty sure French isn't really into Bush, IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (RkC6l)
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He closed his eyes and thought of England on his wedding night.

And after an embarrassing silence, Paolo took over.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM (llXky)

123 Assault With a Deadly Weapon - a limerick

It's caused by hyper-mascul-orgy-philia
A skin disease with poxy memorabilia
It's a bit of an enigma
'Cause it leaves you with a stigma
Keep your penis in your pants or it'll kill ya
Posted by: Muldoon

*standing ovation*

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:27 PM (ftFVW)

124 Off to bed to try and get some sleep. Back to the Pentagram tomorrow to serve my DoD masters. Meh. Beats digging coal, I guess. Maybe.

'night

https://youtu.be/X6UuuEpinyA

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)

125 Pfft, nobody let's me have any fun.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (ftFVW)

fine, you go cut some brush wearing thongs, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM

You know the rules, though...pics.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:27 PM (RkC6l)

126 Night Puddleglum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 08:28 PM (diceA)

127 She Hobbit, got your directions?
Posted by: Ben Had

Yes indeedy, thanks so much!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:28 PM (ftFVW)

128
fine, you go cut some brush wearing thongs, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Most Cafes here are good. Some are great. This one is greaterer.
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:19 PM


The ones with Star Trek symposiums are the greatest!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at August 03, 2022 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Assault With a Deadly Weapon - a limerick

It's caused by hyper-mascul-orgy-philia
A skin disease with poxy memorabilia
It's a bit of an enigma
'Cause it leaves you with a stigma
Keep your penis in your pants or it'll kill ya

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (kXYt5)
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Got to the third line and was expecting a rhyme with smegma, which would have brought this up to the level of Shakespeare.

9/10.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky)

131 Assault With a Deadly Weapon - a limerick

It's caused by hyper-mascul-orgy-philia
A skin disease with poxy memorabilia
It's a bit of an enigma
'Cause it leaves you with a stigma
Keep your penis in your pants or it'll kill ya
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM (kXYt5)



Your brain should be studied when you're done with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

132 >>>Move away from the bears. They aren't cute and fuzzy. They are at the top of the food chain.
Posted by: nurse ratched

>Momma bear smells camera boy in the blind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 08:29 PM (WHt4f)

133 My BIL (big, old Marine who went into law enforcement) went to Sears looking for sandals, and unfortunately asked the salesgirl where he could find thongs.
He figured out real quick that the meaning had changed in the last 40 years

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym)

134 Si! Mas Muldoon!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:30 PM (tkOps)

135 Pretty sure Bush went to his ranch and did hired hand stuff when he wanted to make the press boys uncomfortable. Reagan was at a disadvantage with a California ranch, probably had to use the loud chainsaw to help.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 03, 2022 08:30 PM (3cGpq)

136 fine, you go cut some brush wearing thongs, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM

You know the rules, though...pics.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Um, that went downhill fast.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

137
And after an embarrassing silence, Paolo took over.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM (llXky)
---
The Paolo, he see his work with the Nancy French an act of charity.

An act of the great charity.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (llXky)

138
Consider the potential contrast

Reagan on horseback
vs.
Obama on bicycle

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (1Nxff)

139 By 1980 I was so angry with what was happening in this country I had done my research and voted for Reagan. My family was Democrat but then again so was RR at one time.. I was not until two years ago I read the only reason RR got the nod was he agreed to pick Bush senior as his running mate... Being young and dumb I thought the US would always have a booming economy and less corruption . I was wrong Bush senior sank the economy in a year..

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (CJAql)

140 I'm fairly confident I've never worn flip-flops in my entire life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (rdG9n)

141 Poison oak sap means you want to wear clothing.

Michael Reagan mentioned in an interview once that the only family pictures he had of his family when he was a kid were taken by the studio.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym)

142 Um, that went downhill fast.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)


Usually does around here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (DgWEj)

143 Hiya Ben Had!

Boy oh boy, do I need me some hugs. Reckon I can get a few?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

144 Consider the potential contrast

Reagan on horseback
vs.
Obama on bicycle
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (1Nxff)


Obama and an umbrella
Obama in mom jeans
Obama throwing a baseball
Obama doing ANYTHING requiring testicular fortitude

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

145 My BIL (big, old Marine who went into law enforcement) went to Sears looking for sandals, and unfortunately asked the salesgirl where he could find thongs.
He figured out real quick that the meaning had changed in the last 40 years
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym)

Even the biggest baddest men like the feel of lacey, frilly things.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (1Yy3c)

146 Consider the potential contrast

Reagan on horseback
vs.
Obama on bicycle

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (1Nxff)
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vs Biden falling off of stationary bicycle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (llXky)

147 "No fu*king way hypermasculorgyphilia will ever show up in a haiku. Maybe Muldoon can do something with it?"

****
And a bonus haiku

Monkey pox, oh my!
hypermasculo-orgy
Yo, Bro! I feel ya

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (kXYt5)

148 Reagan on horseback
vs.
Obama on bicycle
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

vs. Joey on the ground next to a bicycle

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (ftFVW)

149
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:24 PM

Your brain should be studied when you're done with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Eyegore will just drop it on the floor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl)

150 Um, that went downhill fast.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)


Doesn't everything?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (mE7cY)

151 Obama doing ANYTHING requiring testicular fortitude

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Giving or receiving?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (llXky)

152
Obama doing ANYTHING requiring testicular fortitude
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

_________

Obama on horseback. That would be epic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (1Nxff)

153 Even the biggest baddest men like the feel of lacey, frilly things.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (1Yy3c)


Riding up your butt crack?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (DgWEj)

154 This is a good article on memorizing poetry, in case you want to memorize some of Muldoon's gems

https://tinyurl.com/a8tyzpjy

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 03, 2022 08:34 PM (9WSy4)

155 fine, you go cut some brush wearing thongs, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:26 PM

You know the rules, though...pics.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Um, that went downhill fast.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM

Um...Morons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:34 PM (RkC6l)

156 ..Obama and an umbrella
Obama in mom jeans
Obama throwing a baseball
Obama doing ANYTHING requiring testicular fortitude
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)


Obama posing with an O/U shotgun to have the "gunsmoke" photoshopped in, after.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:34 PM (tkOps)

157 Eyegore will just drop it on the floor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Nah, his will be the one in the jar marked Abbey Normal.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:34 PM (ftFVW)

158
Boy oh boy, do I need me some hugs. Reckon I can get a few?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (U2p+3)



I'm yer huckleberry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Pfft, nobody let's me have any fun.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:23 PM (ftFVW)

We'll make an allowance for sawing shirtless.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 08:35 PM (U3uv2)

160 Even the biggest baddest men like the feel of lacey, frilly things.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (1Yy3c)
---
Typically, these are wrapped around their women as they press their nubile bodies against them.

But you do you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM (llXky)

161 "And a bonus haiku

Monkey pox, oh my!
hypermasculo-orgy
Yo, Bro! I feel ya "

I bow to you.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM (gLRfa)

162 Consider the potential contrast

Reagan on horseback
vs.
Obama on bicycle
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (1Nxff)

Pussies, the both of 'em.

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt with a bullet wound to the chest giving a three hour speech at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM (1Yy3c)

163 Obama on horseback. That would be epic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (1Nxff)


"you ride a horse much like another horse, but with less enthusiasm"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM (xhaym)

164
Obama posing with an O/U shotgun to have the "gunsmoke" photoshopped in, after.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:34 PM (tkOps)



Ah yes. One of the classics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Riding up your butt crack?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (DgWEj)
---
Only if you're lucky!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (llXky)

166 Poetry is for English nancies and hippies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (mE7cY)

167 In fairness, he Japanese are obsessed with junk whichever animal.

They have a cartoon character, Shin Chan, that goes around saving the world by shoving his hands in guys asses.

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (/DuIo)

168 nurse, hugs, piffle. You are going to be wrapped in love.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (nYNrQ)

169 Um, that went downhill fast.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

Usually does around here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (DgWEj)

That's where they keep all the fun.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (U3uv2)

170
They have a cartoon character, Shin Chan, that goes around saving the world by shoving his hands in guys asses.
Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (/DuIo)



The CDC suggests not doing this in prevention of Monkeypox spread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Monkey pox, oh my!
hypermasculo-orgy
Yo, Bro! I feel ya

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2022 08:32 PM (kXYt5)
---
Zen master!

*goes and applies antibiotic cream*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:38 PM (llXky)

172 My wife always laughed when I bought her lingerie.

Why did you waste that money? It's just gonna be on the floor in twenty seconds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:39 PM (mE7cY)

173 In fairness, he Japanese are obsessed with junk whichever animal.

They have a cartoon character, Shin Chan, that goes around saving the world by shoving his hands in guys asses.

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 08:37 PM (/DuIo)
---
Now do Legend of the Overfiend.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 03, 2022 08:39 PM (llXky)

174 Obama on horseback. That would be epic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:33 PM (1Nxff)

"you ride a horse much like another horse, but with less enthusiasm"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM

"Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. You ride a horse rather kess well than another horse would. And the part if you that can't be mentioned, I'm reliably informed by women around the Cort wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be!"

Fits Barry O well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2022 08:39 PM (RkC6l)

175 The CDC suggests not doing this in prevention of Monkeypox spread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 03, 2022 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)


It's okay if you have band aids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)

176 My wife always laughed when I bought her lingerie.


What did she charge you for it?

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 08:39 PM (/DuIo)

177
Pussies, the both of 'em.
Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt with a bullet wound to the chest giving a three hour speech at August 03, 2022 08:36 PM (1Yy3c)

____________

You tell 'em, Ted!

Posted by: Andrew Jackson with a duelist's bullet next to his heart at August 03, 2022 08:42 PM (1Nxff)

178 Ronald Reagan.

https://tinyurl.com/3sbuksyb

Safe, olde blogge click, so, click.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:43 PM (tkOps)

179 In fairness, the Japanese obsession with junk has been good for helping differentiate between men and women

Posted by: Y5 at August 03, 2022 08:43 PM (/DuIo)

180 Men's pain during pregnancy.

https://bit.ly/3vDARAS

(Not as bad as you think. It's worse.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 08:44 PM (FVME7)

181 Good evening morons

So Taipei has not been burning all day while I've been at work? Good news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 08:44 PM (EZebt)

182 Shaved Beaver.

Smells like musk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 08:44 PM (BFigT)

183

"Republican" Rep. Adam Kinzinger (Ill.) blamed Democrats on CNN’s “New Day” Wednesday after moderate GOP Rep. Peter Meijer (Mich.) was defeated in his primary election by a Trump-endorsed candidate.

“I mean, the DCCC needs to be ashamed of themselves,” Kinzinger said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

184 So. Move away from the bears. They aren't cute and fuzzy. They are at the top of the food chain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (Sey1j)

If that's me filming I'm not going to even twitch funny.
May have been filming from a blind?
Clearly mama smelled something that put her on alert, but without a running klr 650 nearby, breaking cover is asking for a footrace you can't win.
But if you can keep your distance you should.

Same goes for selfies with buffalo

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 08:45 PM (MFphb)

185 The Vikings believed you were not a great warrior unless you could recite poetry.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 03, 2022 08:45 PM (5HBd1)

186 “I mean, the DCCC needs to be ashamed of themselves,” Kinzinger said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

A real fighter, that guy. We can't spare that "man."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 03, 2022 08:46 PM (U3uv2)

187 New to me. Just discovered what was used to dispatch al-Zawahiri, the R9X Hellfire missile, which is also known as the “flying Ginsu.” Instead of an explosive warhead it deploys 6 spinning blades and chops the intended target to bits. I hope he saw it coming. DARPA has a sense of humor evidently.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 08:47 PM (AmoqO)

188 The Vikings believed you were not a great warrior unless you could recite poetry.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

'Bout killin', rapin', and drinkin! Amiright, youknowimright.

Posted by: Zombie Viking at August 03, 2022 08:47 PM (ftFVW)

189 180 Men's pain during pregnancy.

https://bit.ly/3vDARAS

(Not as bad as you think. It's worse.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 08:44 PM (FVME7)

Okay, that's hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:47 PM (1Yy3c)

190 RMBS, when you say thongs, are you talking footwear or underwear. Although neither real fine for cutting bush, one sort of requires it.

Posted by: From That Time at August 03, 2022 08:48 PM (4780s)

191 The only thing I've experienced on par with the danger that is the Mama Grizz and her kids..

Would be the Domestic Dependapotamous at a Base Commissary.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:48 PM (tkOps)

192 "The Vikings believed you were not a great warrior unless you could recite poetry."

Putty, putty, putty.

Posted by: A Vogon at August 03, 2022 08:48 PM (sn5EN)

193 New to me. Just discovered what was used to dispatch al-Zawahiri, the R9X Hellfire missile, which is also known as the “flying Ginsu.” Instead of an explosive warhead it deploys 6 spinning blades and chops the intended target to bits. I hope he saw it coming. DARPA has a sense of humor evidently.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 08:47 PM (AmoqO)

There's something so bizarrely cartoonish about that. Like a missile that just starts ejecting buzz saws and butcher knives?

If ever Dethklok needed a new song idea...

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:51 PM (1Yy3c)

194
So we had the well service, the handyman and an electrician all show up at the same time this morning. Running around in circles today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:51 PM (1Nxff)

195 Kinzinger, while you're pissing up that rope remember to close your mouth.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:52 PM (nYNrQ)

196 >>>Oh, and sawing shirtless in muy mal. You get chips coming at you high speed and you want something to break the first momentum. It is like mowing in thongs.

>Worst thing I ever cut with a chainsaw was a shitload of railroad ties for a retaining wall. I never itched so bad in my life. I'm pretty sure they were creosote. Threw my clothes in the trash.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 08:52 PM (WHt4f)

197
There's something so bizarrely cartoonish about that. Like a missile that just starts ejecting buzz saws and butcher knives?

___________

Roger Rabbit

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2022 08:52 PM (1Nxff)

198 Morons would have been good warriors. Spartans thought you needed to have witty snark in as few words as possible.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 08:52 PM (V4q4k)

199 Men's pain during pregnancy.
https://bit.ly/3vDARAS

(Not as bad as you think. It's worse.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent

Okay, that's hilarious.
Posted by: Robert

I never realized some women were so inconsiderate. It's no trouble to just drop baby out, have an older sibling grab them, and continue making dinner.

Posted by: Irish Ghetto Mum - Would you get that for me, dear? at August 03, 2022 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

200 Been close to a mama bear with a cub in the late 50s in NC. Scared the peewater outta me. Wrastled a chained muzzled bear in the early 70s (alcohol was involved) and the bear had really bad halitosis. Today if I knew there was a likely bear thing, I'd have a shotgun, and .357, no 2 .357s and a .45acp. and a combat hatchet.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

201 Having sex with someone itching to share their sucide.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 08:54 PM (XrkAn)

202 Uh oh on the Japanese obsession. They probably make a habit of removing those big balls from the animal to eat them, to improve potency or some bs.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 08:54 PM (aWgmB)

203 The golf shot is a tradition at The Masters tournament at Augusta National.

During a practice round it's tradition to try to make the skip-shot across the water and have it end up on the green. Doesn't usually result in a hole-in-one though.

Posted by: ballistic at August 03, 2022 08:55 PM (oXNqT)

204 And holy sheepshit Batman, the Mariners took 2/3 from the Yankees in New York!

Fuck the Yankees!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 08:55 PM (U2p+3)

205 ..Morons would have been good warriors. Spartans thought you needed to have witty snark in as few words as possible. Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 08:52 PM (V4q4k)

Says you.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 08:55 PM (tkOps)

206 Fuck the Yankees!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 08:55 PM (U2p+3

Like all at once?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 08:56 PM (mE7cY)

207 "The Vikings believed you were not a great warrior unless you could recite poetry."

Roses iss red
Violets iss blue
I vill gut you now
And turn you to goo

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 08:57 PM (aWgmB)

208 Like all at once?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'm on it! Positioned for success on this one.

Posted by: Kumala at August 03, 2022 08:57 PM (ftFVW)

209 Okay, I'm fucking retarded. I just imagined a missile that, upon reaching its target, stop in mid-air, the nose opens up and then a hand holding a giant pistol springs out and shoots the target in the face. Then I thought, ya know, the Israelis might really find that useful against Hizb'Allah. And now I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:58 PM (1Yy3c)

210 Japanese culture and European Culture are 2,000 years+ old . We haven't even made the cliff notes,

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:58 PM (nYNrQ)

211 I'm fairly confident I've never worn flip-flops in my entire life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 08:31 PM (rdG9n)

I don't know why anyone does. They are painful.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (AbL8c)

212 And now I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:58 PM (1Yy3c)


Guess the prayers for you didn't work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (DgWEj)

213 Okay that pic up top looks more like Al Gore (with hair) than Reagan. Just sayin'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (aWgmB)

214 And now I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 08:58 PM

Do we amuse you? Do we make you laugh?

Posted by: ACME Corp., Missile Division at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (RkC6l)

215 >>New to me. Just discovered what was used to dispatch al-Zawahiri, the R9X Hellfire missile, which is also known as the “flying Ginsu.” Instead of an explosive warhead it deploys 6 spinning blades and chops the intended target to bits. I hope he saw it coming. DARPA has a sense of humor evidently.

They've been in use for a while now. Trump used them a couple times to take out terrorists. They do a lot of damage where they hit but no explosion so limited unintended casualties.

https://tinyurl.com/ycu9bdub

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

216 210 Japanese culture and European Culture are 2,000 years+ old . We haven't even made the cliff notes,
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 08:58 PM (nYNrQ)
Ah, the Anasazi.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 09:01 PM (0OP+5)

217 Wrastled a chained muzzled bear in the early 70s (alcohol was involved) and the bear had really bad halitosis. Today if I knew there was a likely bear thing, I'd have a shotgun, and .357, no 2 .357s and a .45acp. and a combat hatchet.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

Watched a couple of guys wrestle a bear at a state fair somewhere onetime. I was sober.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:01 PM (AmoqO)

218 Before my recitals, I find the most evil man. Slap his face with a glove. Then poet away.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 09:01 PM (XrkAn)

219 Wow. SC Sen Tim Scott has endorsed Lisa Murkowski.

https://tinyurl.com/3ept7umm

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (sWM8x)

220 187 New to me. Just discovered what was used to dispatch al-Zawahiri, the R9X Hellfire missile, which is also known as the “flying Ginsu.” Instead of an explosive warhead it deploys 6 spinning blades and chops the intended target to bits. I hope he saw it coming. DARPA has a sense of humor evidently.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 08:47 PM (AmoqO)

So, the US funded research of a missile, that is specifically created for assassination.

Wonderful.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0)

221 The case for crocs has just been confirmed.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 09:03 PM (nYNrQ)

222
So, the US funded research of a missile, that is specifically created for assassination.

Wonderful.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0

All missiles are created for assassination.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:04 PM (mE7cY)

223 My favorite Obama posing:

He's with three smiling fans, each (including the Smartest Man in the Room) holding up one letter to spell out OHIO.

Except they had it as OIHO.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 09:04 PM (aWgmB)

224 re that crazy golf shot -- During the Masters practice rounds, well

In a time-honored tradition, golfers in the Masters field during their warmup rounds at Augusta National do their damndest to skip their ball across the water on the par-3 16th hole to see how close they can get to the pin. In doing so on Tuesday, Jon Rahm happened upon one of the most preposterously unlikely hole-in-ones you'll see.

That's from the 2020 Masters.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2022 09:05 PM (JOtiF)

225 Tin Scott is a piece of shit, SC is fucked in the Senator dept.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 09:05 PM (nYNrQ)

226 Saved a deer stuck in a fence. Much easier task when u put a .44 round in its' brain. Hunt smarter, not harder!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, venison eater at August 03, 2022 09:06 PM (3Or4S)

227 221 The case for crocs has just been confirmed.
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They're my favorite house shoes. I'm wearing mine now, like a Viking.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:06 PM (sWM8x)

228 >>So, the US funded research of a missile, that is specifically created for assassination.

>>Wonderful.

The entire purpose is for the missile to kill the intended target but not innocent bystanders. Look at the aftermath of one these hitting a car that was being driven by a couple of terrorist in Syria in the link I posted above. The car and the terrorists were completely destroyed but nobody else.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2022 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)

229 Wow. SC Sen Tim Scott has endorsed Lisa Murkowski.
https://tinyurl.com/3ept7umm
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Well there is another I can move out of 'respect' column.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 09:07 PM (MxUom)

230 Morons would have been good warriors. Spartans thought you needed to have witty snark in as few words as possible.
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 08:52 PM (V4q4k)

My favorite was in the twilight of the Spartan state when a foe sent a message "If you don't do X I will invade your homelands and if I take the city I will not leave one stone standing!"

The Spartans, though likely to lose such a war replied with a one word answer

"IF"

The opposite leader thought better of it and left them alone.

Might have been Alexander the Great they said it to. They were left alone and 'independent' when he rode off to Asia Minor and Persia.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2022 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

231 I worked with the Hellfire II back in the day. I don't remember the ginsu option.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 09:08 PM (WHt4f)

232 Schwin with a banana seat for the win!

Posted by: Pete Breath Buttgig at August 03, 2022 09:08 PM (3Or4S)

233 So, the US funded research of a missile, that is specifically created for assassination.

Wonderful.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0)
Probably tacked on the Interior/Forestry Dept Funding bill.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

234 Wow. SC Sen Tim Scott has endorsed Lisa Murkowski.

https://tinyurl.com/3ept7umm

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (sWM8x)

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2022 09:08 PM (dscaa)

235 "Doing nothing while the middle class is hurting. That's not unity. Unity is when the real work begins, the hard work, the good fortune and blessing to run for the first time, we roll it out there may be the last. Because every little girl, watching tonight sees that this is possible. I'm thinking about the numerosity than it was disproportionately impacting the black community. It's not academic for me."

Posted by: KaMarkovA at August 03, 2022 09:09 PM (BiuFn)

236 Uniparty

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:09 PM (mE7cY)

237 Fuck the Yankees!
Posted by: nurse ratched

HEY !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 09:09 PM (T4tVD)

238 225 Tin Scott is a piece of shit, SC is fucked in the Senator dept.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 09:05 PM (nYNrQ)
Already notified S.C. kin.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 09:10 PM (0OP+5)

239 231 I worked with the Hellfire II back in the day. I don't remember the ginsu option.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 09:08 PM (WHt4f)
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The RX9 was developed in 1997 at the behest of CIA.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:11 PM (sWM8x)

240 "weird al" yankovic the unfortunate return of the ridiculously self-indulgent ill-advised vanity tour. Special Guest: Emo Philips.

Posted by: Neo at August 03, 2022 09:11 PM (X5CsJ)

241 I can't watch the videos where animals are hurt or in danger.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 09:12 PM (3ImbR)

242 Tin Scott is a piece of shit, SC is fucked in the Senator dept.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Yep.

Him and Lady G...part of the uniparty.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 09:12 PM (wHazn)

243 Mario 3 had the Tanuki suit.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 03, 2022 09:14 PM (pCXlW)

244 Th e DoD contractors had to come up with something after Bark's collateral damage with pick and play drone strikes.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 09:14 PM (nYNrQ)

245 Moocowsky done put Tim onto some prime fishing holes.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

246 I can't watch the videos where animals are hurt or in danger.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 09:12 PM (3ImbR)


Me neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 09:15 PM (DgWEj)

247 Guess the prayers for you didn't work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (DgWEj)

*Hangs head in shame*

I'm hopeless.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 09:15 PM (1Yy3c)

248 Best Spartan snark. When the Persians said they had so many archers their arrows would blot out the sun, the Spartans replied, "Then we'll fight in the shade!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 09:16 PM (FVME7)

249 Eromero need sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2022 09:16 PM (0OP+5)

250 Wow. SC Sen Tim Scott has endorsed Lisa Murkowski.

https://tinyurl.com/3ept7umm

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (sWM8x)

------

Next you'll be telling me that Lindsay Graham is gay.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 09:16 PM (TZivQ)

251 And holy sheepshit Batman, the Mariners took 2/3 from the Yankees in New York!

Fuck the Yankees!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 08:55 PM (U2p+3)


The M's are making a show of being respectable.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 09:17 PM (anj39)

252 Any Indian golf courses here?

Have names like Chief Putting Green.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 09:17 PM (XrkAn)

253 Did anyone hear the revelation from Sen Hawley today?

China was just recently doing gain of function research on a virus with 60% fatality rate.

Called the Nipah Virus.

China is going to kill everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:17 PM (mE7cY)

254 Some Emo Philips:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjQTiD3tzAk

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

255 I don't know why anyone does. They are painful.
Posted by: DaisyB at August 03, 2022 08:59 PM (AbL8c)

lolwut

Posted by: ballistic at August 03, 2022 09:18 PM (oXNqT)

256 241 I can't watch the videos where animals are hurt or in danger.
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I've become a lot more sensitive to that kind of thing in the past few years, and I don't know why. For example, I can't stand to see people tortured, which is pretty common in crime movies and spy movies. I know I didn't always react the way I do now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:18 PM (sWM8x)

257 >>> 253 Did anyone hear the revelation from Sen Hawley today?

China was just recently doing gain of function research on a virus with 60% fatality rate.

Called the Nipah Virus.

China is going to kill everyone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:17 PM (mE7cY)

And thanks to Tony "science" Fauci, our tax money is helping to pay for this!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 09:20 PM (llON8)

258 Any Indian golf courses here?

Have names like Chief Putting Green.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 09:17 PM (XrkAn)


Foxy Two Strokes has a 8 handicap.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 09:21 PM (anj39)

259 > The Vikings believed you were not a great warrior unless you could recite poetry.

Of course, most of their poems were about looting, raping, and burning, so you have to take that into account.

Posted by: Snorri Sturluson at August 03, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)

260 Move away from the bears. They aren't cute and fuzzy. They are at the top of the food chain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 07:55 PM (Sey1j)

Humans are at the top of the food chain what with our big brains and ability to create distance weapons but bears are better at close quarters combat.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 07:59

Yeah, no. Griz can hit 30+ miles an hour in very little time and will be on you before you take the safety off. Within 100 yards you'll be a pile of carrion if a grizzly takes a dislike to you. They set traps and ambush people. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 03, 2022 09:22 PM (+ksY7)

261 Raccoon dogs don't look like raccoons. Raccoon dogs are Coon Dogs and are named Growler, Moses, Red, Number Five, Elvis and such like. They chase, trail, tree, and sometimes fight raccoons, and are Canine Royalty.
Posted by: Eromero

^^^^THIS^^^^

if yiu have the opportunity, stop and visit the coon dog cemetary in north 'bama. https://coondogcemetery.com

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 03, 2022 09:22 PM (MrZQl)

262 ||Treasure hunters seeking 10 tonnes of Nazi gold allegedly stashed under a crumbling palace in Poland say they have been given the go-ahead to dig up a canister which may contain the loot.

Since May last year, the Silesian Bridge Foundation, a Polish group of treasure hunters, has been digging for gold that they believe was stashed under the 18th century palace in the village of Minkowskie.

They believe that the treasure was taken from rich German families on the orders of Heinrich Himmler, the SS chief, and buried beneath a conservatory as a war chest for a future Fourth Reich.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 09:23 PM (yikp0)

263 If Tim Scott thinks there's even one person in Alaska who cares what his opinion is, he's delusional.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 09:24 PM (r46W7)

264 253 Did anyone hear the revelation from Sen Hawley today?

China was just recently doing gain of function research on a virus with 60% fatality rate.

Called the Nipah Virus.

China is going to kill everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:17 PM (mE7cY)

Their contribution for solving the Climate Crisis.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:24 PM (AmoqO)

265 Coon Pop was a bad dog.

Posted by: Dork Brandon at August 03, 2022 09:25 PM (oTZbj)

266 We are a piss ant on the face of the earth. Chyna and India both have over a billion plus people. Resources are going to keep nuke war from happening.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 09:25 PM (nYNrQ)

267 Rapid rape the wide wenches
Swill much mead
Sing songs of the deeds of the day

Posted by: Snorri Sturluson at August 03, 2022 09:26 PM (bW8dp)

268 Raccoon dogs don't look like raccoons. Raccoon dogs are Coon Dogs and are named Growler, Moses, Red, Number Five, Elvis and such like. They chase, trail, tree, and sometimes fight raccoons, and are Canine Royalty.
Posted by: Eromero


*looks over at Charlotte, the English setter*
Loser!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 09:26 PM (anj39)

269 There was one video from Russia, where the dog had fallen through the ice. A woman went out to get him and had to bust the ice to do it. It was really intense. But she did it and saved him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 03, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)

270 I didn't know Murk had a big ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 09:27 PM (us2H3)

271 263 If Tim Scott thinks there's even one person in Alaska who cares what his opinion is, he's delusional.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 09:24 PM (r46W7)
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Yeah, this doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:27 PM (sWM8x)

272 Golf shot was awesome.
Person filming bear with cubs was unbelievably foolish.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2022 09:27 PM (L6BJt)

273 > China is going to kill everyone.


Nice dam you have there. Shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Hypothetical response at August 03, 2022 09:27 PM (bW8dp)

274 ..Coon Pop was a bad dog. Posted by: Dork Brandon at August 03, 2022 09:25 PM (oTZbj)

But he was no match for your length of chain rolled up newspaper?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (tkOps)

275 Yeah, no. Griz can hit 30+ miles an hour in very little time and will be on you before you take the safety off. Within 100 yards you'll be a pile of carrion if a grizzly takes a dislike to you. They set traps and ambush people. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 03, 2022 09:22 PM (+ksY7)
~~~~~

I had seen plenty of black bear, but was totally unprepared for the massive size of the grizzly. Saw a stuffed one at a ranger station at a National Park out west (can't remember which one) that sent me straight to the gift shop for bear bells and spray.

Similarly shocked at the first moose I encountered in my tiny Datsun B-210 on a highway in Maine. Could have driven right under him and not touched a hair.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

276 He's a lying coon dog pony soldier skizzle mustard ice cream cone!

Posted by: Dorker Brandon at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (oTZbj)

277 That’s me this past weekend with my new chainsaw. I love it.

Posted by: Sidney at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (itAo5)

278 Golf shot was insane!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)

279 Since May last year, the Silesian Bridge Foundation, a Polish group of treasure hunters, has been digging for gold that they believe was stashed under the 18th century palace in the village of Minkowskie.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 09:23 PM (yikp0)

They working with the Oak Island boys?

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (AmoqO)

280 OK, the car turning around? Insane. That was foolish. How many other times was this tried without video to show the merciless plummet into certain death?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna


Dude with the camera says, afterwards, "you could have just backed down the hill, you know."

If you can do a 69-point turnaround, there's obviously nothing wrong with your transmission.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

281
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2022 09:32 PM (ENBF0)

282 219 Wow. SC Sen Tim Scott has endorsed Lisa Murkowski.

https://tinyurl.com/3ept7umm

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2022 09:02 PM (sWM8x)

Tim Scott has always disappointed me. This isn't a surprise.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2022 09:32 PM (mdjgu)

283 They working with the Oak Island boys?
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Soon to be a thousand-part A&E/History series co-production even if they find it (full or empty) on the second day of excavating.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 03, 2022 09:32 PM (yikp0)

284 I had seen plenty of black bear, but was totally unprepared for the massive size of the grizzly. Saw a stuffed one at a ranger station at a National Park out west (can't remember which one) that sent me straight to the gift shop for bear bells and spray.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

You know how to identify Grizzly scat? It smells like pepper and has little bells in it.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:33 PM (AmoqO)

285 Just keep your mouth shut on a controversial primary. Especially when your state is possibly the state farthest from Alaska.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 09:34 PM (V4q4k)

286 You know how to identify Grizzly scat? It smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:33 PM (AmoqO)
~~~~~

Hahaha!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 09:34 PM (3ImbR)

287 Politico: A retiring Republican is mulling new gun licensing legislation similar to requirements in New York.
Chris Jacobs was one of two Republicans who voted for a so-called assault weapons ban last week.

Rep. Chris Jacobs (R-N.Y.) told POLITICO that he is eyeing new legislation on gun licensing in the wake of the House passing an assault weapons bill that is doomed in the Senate.

Jacobs pointed to the recent assault weapons legislation, saying what he's mulling would "basically take essentially a lot of what this bill did in terms of the definition of an assault weapon" but go at the issue through licensing instead of a ban.

"You have to have a background check, fingerprints, go through a gun safety course, etc., mental health type thing," he said of the hurdles for getting a license.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 03, 2022 09:34 PM (MFZ8i)

288 Similarly shocked at the first moose I encountered in my tiny Datsun B-210 on a highway in Maine. Could have driven right under him and not touched a hair.
Posted by: IrishEi


That's why they're so dangerous to cars. Cars larger than a Datsun B-210.

All that "airbag" and "crumple zone" stuff doesn't matter when the first point of impact with a thousand-pound animal is your windshield.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2022 09:34 PM (P1f+c)

289 Nature is telling you to stay inside.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:35 PM (mE7cY)

290 You know how to identify Grizzly scat? It smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:33 PM (AmoqO)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 09:35 PM (DgWEj)

291 When Chuck Norris crosses paths with a bear the bear pretends to be dead.

Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 09:39 PM (V4q4k)

292 NYPost: Controversial activist Shaun King tried Tuesday to justify his reported $40,000 purchase of a hulking guard dog as protection from "white supremacists" - but failed to explain why his progressive political action committee picked up the tab.

In a rambling Instagram post, King also railed against strict gun control laws in New York and New Jersey, insisting they kept him from arming himself to protect his wife and kids from death threats purportedly made by "police, military snipers and white supremacist groups."

"I have to say some things that I've worked hard to keep private for the safety and security of my family," he began his statement.

"But I need you to know this so that you understand why our family not only needs a guard dog at home, but 24/7 security wherever we go."

King then ranted about restrictive firearms regulation.

"Before you talk about how I should defend myself with guns, New York City won’t even allow me to have a gun. New Jersey doesn’t have stand your ground laws and hardly allows you to even own guns," he wrote.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 03, 2022 09:39 PM (MFZ8i)

293 All that "airbag" and "crumple zone" stuff doesn't matter when the first point of impact with a thousand-pound animal is your windshield.
Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2022 09:34 PM (P1f+c)

wen I was a kid, a friend of mine nailed a large hog with is Capri

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 09:40 PM (us2H3)

294 it shore looks like they are trying to steal it from Lake

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 09:41 PM (us2H3)

295 Mitch McConnell thinks the Dems will hold the Senate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:41 PM (mE7cY)

296 I fart in your general direction.

Posted by: Moose Out Front at August 03, 2022 09:42 PM (Xrfse)

297 294 it shore looks like they are trying to steal it from Lake

Posted by: REDACTED


Maybe Arizona is the Ukraine of corrupt American politics?

Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 09:43 PM (oTZbj)

298 I fart in your general direction.
Posted by: Moose Out Front at August 03, 2022 09:42 PM (Xrfse)


Rude.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 09:44 PM (DgWEj)

299 287 Politico: A retiring Republican is mulling new gun licensing legislation similar to requirements in New York.
Chris Jacobs was one of two Republicans who voted for a so-called assault weapons ban last week.
ep. Chris Jacobs (R-N.Y.) told POLITICO that he is eyeing new legislation on gun licensing in the wake of the House passing an assault weapons bill that is doomed in the Senate.
Jacobs pointed to the recent assault weapons legislation, saying what he's mulling would "basically take essentially a lot of what this bill did in terms of the definition of an assault weapon" but go at the issue through licensing instead of a ban.
"You have to have a background check, fingerprints, go through a gun safety course, etc., mental health type thing," he said of the hurdles for getting a license.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 03, 2022 09:34 PM (MFZ8i)

"Retiring"...that's cute. He couldn't win up here now, even if he had Dominion in his corner.

When I get a chance to talk with him, and I will, I'll be sure to ask just what the FUQ he's on about?

It's not like members of his extended family don't have round the clock, armed protection.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ)

300 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 03, 2022 09:39 PM (MFZ8i)

How the fucking fuck is Talcum X even around? He's a fucking fraud. He's been exposed as a fraud. he's a fucking douchenozzle. NOBODY SHOULD EVER LISTEN TO THIS FUCKNUT!!

Pretty sure the world ended in 2012. We're in some kind of "Lost" purgatory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

301 Ben Had can attest to this:

Hit a 100 lb. deer with the average car, and you can smash a fender, blow-our a radiator, rack up thousands in repair bills.

Hit a 100 lb. boar with the same car, and it might just rip the engine from it's mounts and drag it under what's left of the vehicle as the car is vaulted into the air over the carcass.

That is how much *tougher* a pig is built than a deer. Think "boulder with four legs and tusks*, and you won't be much wrong.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 09:44 PM (tkOps)

302 Jim, Amen, I rather take out a 100 foot of fence line than hit a 100lb+ pig

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2022 09:48 PM (nYNrQ)

303 So you're saying the low center of gravity is to be avoided?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 09:49 PM (llON8)

304 Way back in the '80s, buddy and I drove up to Alaska in his Mazda B2000, a teeny pickup truck. The moose up there are yuge. Had we hit one, it would land on the roof and crush us. So we were very cautious when driving.

One day I called in to work. "Gonna be late. there's a moose grazing right next to my car."

"No worries. Get here when you can."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)

305 wen I was a kid, a friend of mine nailed a large hog with is Capri
Posted by: REDACTED

I had a 1991 Capri XR2 Turbo for years. Red. Convertible. Hard too.

I had to give it up when my boys got too big to cram into the back seat. Damn. We had fun in that little car.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)

306 [snip]

That is how much *tougher* a pig is built than a deer. Think "boulder with four legs and tusks*, and you won't be much wrong.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

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Thus the expression "when pigs fly."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 09:50 PM (TZivQ)

307 *HARD TOP.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 09:51 PM (U2p+3)

308 Absolute crime..

What has happened to the Reagan Library in Simi Valley.

Crap load of Leftists and I do mean Leftists in charge of it now. (They even had that beoutch Liz Cheney speak there)

How the hell did THAT happen?

At least his ranch is in solid hands

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 03, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)

309 *HARD TOP.

Posted by: nurse ratched

We found patients who had silicone breast implants (long ago) with that problem.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 09:54 PM (MxUom)

310 295 Mitch McConnell thinks the Dems will hold the Senate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:41 PM (mE7cY)

he WANTS the dims to hold the senate

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 09:55 PM (us2H3)

311 You know how to identify Grizzly scat? It smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:33 PM (AmoqO)

It usually also includes belt buckles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

312 ..So you're saying the low center of gravity is to be avoided? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2022 09:49 PM (llON

In porcine form, yes'm, that's what I'ma sayin'.

Otherwise, it's scientific fact that (__!__) girls make the Rockin' World go 'Round!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 09:56 PM (tkOps)

313 305 wen I was a kid, a friend of mine nailed a large hog with is Capri
Posted by: REDACTED

I had a 1991 Capri XR2 Turbo for years. Red. Convertible. Hard too.

I had to give it up when my boys got too big to cram into the back seat. Damn. We had fun in that little car.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)

they seem to be nice cars

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HIT A PIG

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 09:56 PM (us2H3)

314 Way back in the '80s, buddy and I drove up to Alaska in his Mazda B2000, a teeny pickup truck. The moose up there are yuge. Had we hit one, it would land on the roof and crush us. So we were very cautious when driving.

One day I called in to work. "Gonna be late. there's a moose grazing right next to my car."

"No worries. Get here when you can."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)
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Owing to a passport snafu (I had one of those Passport "ID Cards" that let you enter into Canada & Mexico, but ONLY via car or boat -- not plane -- which I'd forgotten), couldn't get on my flight to Nova Scotia to visit family in 2018.

So flew to Bangor, Maine, rented a car, and drove all night to Halifax where a distant cousin & his wife were awaiting my arrival.

The entire way -- going about 85 MPH with absolutely nobody on the freeway, I was terrified I'd hit a moose and instantly be killed. I started noticing chain-link fence lining both sides of the freeway for most of the way, and indeed later learned that they had put that up to help prevent moose & human deaths.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 09:56 PM (TZivQ)

315 Mitch McConnell thinks the Dems will hold the Senate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:41 PM (mE7cY)


Then he ain't as stupid as I thought. I don't see any way the GOP wins the Senate. Best case I see is 50-50 with a Lake win. Oz will piss away PA.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 09:56 PM (qH6FZ)

316 That's how much tougher a pig is built than a deer

Preach it!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 03, 2022 09:57 PM (tJ+Xw)

317 Worked at a Lincoln/Mercury dealership one a long time ago. The Capri was a cool car.

Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 09:57 PM (AmoqO)

318 I ran up on an escaped hog moseying down the shoulder of the road as I traveled to work one foggy morning...thing was as big as a VW Beetle.

Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 09:58 PM (AwYPR)

319 How many more years of Pelosi will we suffer through?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 09:59 PM (mE7cY)

320 McConnell NEEDS the Dems to win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

321 Absolute crime.. What has happened to the Reagan Library in Simi Valley.

Crap load of Leftists and I do mean Leftists in charge of it now. (They even had that beoutch Liz Cheney speak there)

How the hell did THAT happen? At least his ranch is in solid hands
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 03, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)
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Jeebus, wasn't aware of that -- sounds like the same asshat America-hating scum who've ruined Monticello. Disgusting. O'Sullivan's Law writ large ...

Visited there a few times a decade ago before escaping Orange County & Califzuela -- really marvelous. Saw Dennis Miller do his radio show from there; dude was hilarious as usual.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 10:01 PM (TZivQ)

322 Best case I see is 50-50 with a Lake win. Oz will piss away PA.
Posted by: lowandslow

Where is "Lake" running?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:01 PM (MxUom)

323 Early '70s Capris were rebadged Opels, brought in from Germany. Late '70s Capris were rebadged, Fox body Mustangs. Mid '90s Capris were (IIRC?) rebadged Fiestas.

Did the Mercury badge ever produce a Capri that wasn't a rebadged "something else?" I don't think that they did.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:01 PM (tkOps)

324 When Dad bought his first chainsaw with the anti-kickback guard on it, I thought it was a terribly sissy thing to have

Since then, of course, I have heare enough stories about guys running a saw without on and getting a face full of chain, and how most of them managed to keep both eyes and how reconstructive surgery is getting better all the time

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:01 PM (xhaym)

325 316 That's how much tougher a pig is built than a deer


a pig will tear the ever loving crap outta your undercarriage

a deer will knock your front teeth out

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 10:01 PM (us2H3)

326 McConnell NEEDS the Dems to win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

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"CCP pay big money, Joe!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 03, 2022 10:02 PM (TZivQ)

327 Camels are dicks. I've never had one try to kick me or bite me or spit on me, but I have had them try to walk on my steeltoe boots and kiss me with that nasty, disgusting foamy drool.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 10:02 PM (WHt4f)

328 Where is "Lake" running?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:01 PM (MxUom)

Masters win, excuse me.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 10:02 PM (qH6FZ)

329 With the economy tanking (yes a recession) and the Dem's all about word salad,

now the media is calling tight races all around and no red wave at the mid-terms...

The "Fix" is in...kiss the Republic good-bye...unless

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 03, 2022 10:03 PM (J00IM)

330 I ran up on an escaped hog moseying down the shoulder of the road as I traveled to work one foggy morning...thing was as big as a VW Beetle.
Posted by: BignJames

this is why .308 comes in a 230 grain option.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (MrZQl)

331 I had one of those Passport "ID Cards" that let you enter into Canada & Mexico, but ONLY via car or boat -- not plane -- which I'd forgotten)

^^ I did not know that. I thought it was just location.

Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (foa6+)

332 322 Best case I see is 50-50 with a Lake win. Oz will piss away PA.
Posted by: lowandslow
In 2016, every poll had Ron Johnson losing except one

and losing fairly badly

but he won rather handily

same with Toomey but he was down even more and still won

and the Klingon aint no Feingold

that's what political gravity can do for you

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2022 10:07 PM (us2H3)

333 to dispatch al-Zawahiri, the R9X Hellfire missile, which is also known as the “flying Ginsu.

He should've read the delivery by CIA in the small print before ordering from late night TV

Posted by: DaveA at August 03, 2022 10:10 PM (FhXTo)

334 Democrat chainsaw:
"Doesn't cut well!". Starter pulled:
VROOM VROOM! "What's that noise?"

Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (tJ+Xw)

335 I'll have the wagashi out on the veranda. Oh, fuck!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (WHt4f)

336 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
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Posted by: Sarah at August 03, 2022 11:06 PM (JJqDA)

337 That’s me with no hearing protection
Currently deaf as can be.

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