Biden To Gloat About Alleged Drone-Kill of Austere Religious Scholar

Remember the last time Biden ordered up a quickie wag-the-dog drone strike to distract from bad news...?

After claiming he vaporized a bunch of Al Qaeda Corn-Pops, it turned out he killed zero terrorists. Instead, he killed ten perfectly innocent people, including seven children. Including two 2-year-old girls.

I don't think Tough-Guy Joe ever, ever apologized for that mass murder.

Because he's a mentally-degenerated sociopath whose ugly old brain is filled with twisted acids.

So I'll wait until we see the Austere Religious Scholar's body.

Also, death is not official until declared by a panel of experts on the National Bureau of Actuarial Verification. That usually takes a year after the claimed "death." It's a very "complicated" call, involving numerous "factors." The claim that death can be confirmed by at least two minutes of negative pulse is false. That's Russian Medical Misinformation.

Wikipedia's entry on "Death" is being updated right now to reflect this New Understanding of Reality.

The full analysis of this highly complicated determination will take us at least past the mid-terms.

You can watch an old man take serious chances with his heart with a dangerous Stack of illegal amphetamines here.

YOU remember to blink YOUR eyes periodically

Well... He slurred a lot of words and squinted and did his Sheriff Joe Tough-Guy act.

But I don't see a body.

So I don't acknowledge this claim from this lying, corrupt Regime.

No corpse, no congratulations.

Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM




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1 Joe Biden Is A War Criminal.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2022 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

2 FJB

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 07:27 PM (DgWEj)

3 Late third!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:28 PM (bM7vb)

4 50:1 he has the X-Files black oil eyes again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:28 PM (BgzxT)

5 Did FJB take him out with a single shotgun blast through the door? Or blow his lung out with a 9mm?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 01, 2022 07:28 PM (XXS7I)

6 Way to go Joe!

You DID it!

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at August 01, 2022 07:30 PM (gfZUG)

7 Can't help thinking we've always known where he was.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 07:30 PM (LrYuZ)

8 Meanwhile, Russia and China are teaming up in Syria to back a new terror threat. But yeah, let's take one for nostalgia, because that's all Biden remembers.

Al Zawahiri was a scumbag involved in 9/11. I hope it hurt. But make no mistake, he's a terrorist has-been.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:30 PM (OTvdu)

9 It won't be who they say for sure

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:31 PM (k8B25)

10 >>> 6 Way to go Joe!

You DID it!
Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at August 01, 2022 07:30 PM (gfZUG)

Shouldn't that read

YOU did it

YOU are a bad-ass

YOU strut off the stage

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 07:31 PM (llON8)

11 An eyebleed would make this perfect.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:31 PM (BgzxT)

12 We don't even know if Epstein is really dead.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 61 and foggy at August 01, 2022 07:31 PM (jTmQV)

13 4 50:1 he has the X-Files black oil eyes again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:28 PM (BgzxT)

That's a great way to describe how unnatural his eyes look.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 01, 2022 07:32 PM (NOYGJ)

14 So soon after pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 01, 2022 07:32 PM (MDJ/M)

15 Maybe he'll have a seizure.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 01, 2022 07:32 PM (sWM8x)

16 lol
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Posted by: YIKES! at August 01, 2022 07:32 PM (t6XCL)

17 I'll leave it to you guys to tell me what noises the old man makes- he probably just heard about the drone strike a few minutes ago from his handlers

Posted by: DB at August 01, 2022 07:33 PM (geLO8)

18 Oh, yes, he was known to us. That should have kept him safe.

Posted by: FBI at August 01, 2022 07:33 PM (dzeUe)

19 Prolly died of natural causes...

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

20 12 We don't even know if Epstein is really dead.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

I believe Epstein is alive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2022 07:33 PM (tQW7H)

21 I wonder if they have the broadcast on a slight delay, just in case Joe does something too obvious to ignore.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 07:33 PM (llON8)

22 BTW. The brass is still fighting yesterdays war. Old Lead Ass Milley still thinks we're in AFG. Meanwhile, China is projecting massive amounts of armament and ships into the South China Sea and Taiwan Straits. But you go get 'em boys.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:33 PM (OTvdu)

23 I always figured Zawahiri as the real leader of aq.


Bin Laden was just a figurehead.

Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (oTZbj)

24 Posted by: CaliGirl at August 01, 2022 07:32 PM (NOYGJ)

I prefer the Supernatural demon possessed look.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (YglAn)

25 Biden gets his hit list from a higher source.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (WV+NR)

26 Not watching, nor listening. I know you guys will keep us in the loop.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

27 Bombin' Biden didn't get him in a done strike.

Zawahri was one of the guys that fell off the landing gear of one of the evac flights.

They just found the puddle.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (48d9R)

28 71 and on the run is not good for health

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

29 I question the timing

Posted by: DB at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (geLO8)

30 It's squint-eye Joe today.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (BgzxT)

31 Zawahiri died of a drone strike and old age but definitely old age.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (N74ZP)

32 Meanwhile, Russia and China are teaming up in Syria to back a new terror threat. But yeah, let's take one for nostalgia, because that's all Biden remembers.

They gonna' missile the guy that went to college in the West, dresses like he's from the West, acts like he's from the West, walks around with a wife that acts like she's from the West, and only gets in trouble when he gives the folks freedoms like they're from the West ?

If I was Russia, I'd prop Syria up as long as I could. I wouldn't win it. But I'd keep it going. Just to show the hypocrisy of the West.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (q8Coc)

33 As I said, this terrorist scumbag should have been iced in '98, '99 or '00.

Also since it was a drone strike there is no way to corroborate this "killing."

Also nobody has heard or seen hide nor hair of Zawahiri in over a decade if not more, he could have died years ago and nobody is going to know any different.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2022 07:34 PM (JFIQx)

34 Yay! 21 years later! I'm sure that taught him and ALL the terrorists a lesson.

Posted by: Iris at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (foa6+)

35 I wanna hear this fucktard say Zawahiri.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (89T5c)

36 If this Zarhawi guy had walked around with sink strapped to his back he might have only been wounded.

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (UnQlg)

37 As I said in a previous thread: I'm sure the press will be all up in arms over this, much like they were at the death of Soleimani.

Right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (5pTK/)

38 Wait until Lettuce Brain says he killed UBL.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (OTvdu)

39 And what would he be doing in Afghanistan if the best and safest place for him is in Iran ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (V13WU)

40
I keep thinking that's Kyle Dunnigan instead of Biden.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (t6XCL)

41 Being Shia and total enemy of the US...

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (V13WU)

42 How soon we forget that Biden didn't wanna kill Osama that night.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (bM7vb)

43 >>> 36 If this Zarhawi guy had walked around with sink strapped to his back he might have only been wounded.
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (UnQlg)

I bet his sammiches are awful.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (llON8)

44 They are only days away from having the J6 guys being chased and eaten by lions in the Washington Football Team's stadium.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)

45 Wait

This 'austere religious leader,' was it Kamala or Hillary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (RSzuR)

46 As I said in the last thread, Al Zawahiri has had a drone hovering over him 24/7/365 for years now. The Powers That Be just needed to wait for the "right moment" to boost FJB's numbers or distract the public from the dismal state of the union.

I guess the Dems plan to ride this event into November, with FJB posturing as a "tough guy" against international terrorism on the world stage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (K5n5d)

47 My Make-Believe nemesis Corn Pop is finally dead!!

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (OTvdu)

48 They must have told him to blink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

49 something something wag the dog

Posted by: DB at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO8)

50 Way to 'oversee' another Trump operation, Joe. You going to celebrate the VISA/Pornhub takedown, too? I know that one hurts a little.

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (Jg92y)

51 Over/Under for number of Biden blinks on hie press conference: 1.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (u4CEu)

52 lol
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Posted by: YIKES! at August 01, 2022 07:32 PM (t6XCL)

heh

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

53 Wikipedia's entry on "Death" is being updated right now to reflect this New Understanding of Reality.

heh

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (Xrfse)

54 >>> I believe Epstein is alive.

We do know that he didn't hang himself.

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (UnQlg)

55 The military killing some bloody wog in Afghanistan is not going to make people magically stop thinking about inflation and the price of gas, but biden and the democrats think it will.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 01, 2022 07:36 PM (bVYXr)

56 How soon we forget that Biden didn't wanna kill Osama that night.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (bM7vb)
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Didn't FJB counsel against taking out Osama at least three times?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (K5n5d)

57 Isn't it past his bedtime?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (Y+l9t)

58 They had to kill Al Zawahiri now before he died of natural causes.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (OTvdu)

59
Looks like he's leaning in to read the teleprompter.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (t6XCL)

60 The Egyptians should've never let that MB POS out of the cage.

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

61 I guess the Dems plan to ride this event into November, with FJB posturing as a "tough guy" against international terrorism on the world stage.

The way things are going, that will last until tomorrow when we find out Xi wasn't bluffing.

Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (kOpft)

62 His body has the mannerisms of a cameleon.
Watch his arms and hands.
It's lizard people.

Posted by: Bosk at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (v4L7Y)

63 @37: "... much like they were at the death of Soleimani. Right?"

Trump's recklessness was gonna begin WWIII!

Or, y'know, today's strategic flex in lieu of Pelosi's landing in Taiwan will encourage the Chinese to do something dumb in the next few days, and actually begin WWIII, or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (bM7vb)

64 They had to kill Al Zawahiri now before he died of natural causes.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (OTvdu)
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Maybe he had COVID and The Powers That Be wanted to take him out before COVID did him in...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (K5n5d)

65 @56: "Didn't FJB counsel against taking out Osama at least three times?"

I stopped counting after one.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (bM7vb)

66 runner, respectfully disagree. Zawahiri wasn't running anywhere. He was livin in the Paki Tribals all this time.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (N74ZP)

67 Repeat the line.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (BgzxT)

68 Is he actually bragging about his pull out from trashcanistan?

What the fuck is wrong with these people

Posted by: ballistic at August 01, 2022 07:38 PM (oXNqT)

69 He still can't read or speak coherently.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (mn1Pi)

70 Most people are like- who? Don't forget, 9/11 was in 2001. 90% of the people on social media weren't even born yet.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (OTvdu)

71 60 The Egyptians should've never let that MB POS out of the cage.
Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

You are so right. If only.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (NOYGJ)

72 He's looking weaker than ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

73 If we did get Zawahiri, that's a good thing. Might have been better to capture and waterboard him, but at least we killed him before he died of natural causes, which would probably have been tomorrow.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (qpX6U)

74 Salute the troops.

Posted by: Bosk at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (v4L7Y)

75 You folks have a stronger stomach than I. Can't stand to watch FJB.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

76 50:1 he has the X-Files black oil eyes again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I like to think of them as demon eyes, ala Supernatural.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (ftFVW)

77 I'll need to hear from the Munchkin Coroner to know if he's been killed

..."As coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him. And he's not only merely dead, He's really most sincerely dead!"

Posted by: Little People of Munchkinland at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (BgMrQ)

78 Beware the man with one sandal!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (BgzxT)

79 That was quick.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (mn1Pi)

80 I wanna hear this fucktard say Zawahiri.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (89T5c)
.......

zowee, wazeee, er... that sand n***er

Posted by: Joe Einstein at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

81 Shia?

Shia L'Poof finally went off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (RSzuR)

82 As I said in a previous thread: I'm sure the press will be all up in arms over this, much like they were at the death of Soleimani.
Right?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (5pTK/)

Ummmmmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

83 I didn't know the drones could be targeted on forehead bumps. Software testing that vs. bald spots must have been fun.

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (FhXTo)

84 You folks have a stronger stomach than I. Can't stand to watch FJB.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)


Same.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (DgWEj)

85 I can't wait for the tell-all books from the Secret Service in about 20 years. Remember Dick Nixon and the ketchup on cottage cheese?

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (aeePL)

86 That's the guy with the dent in his forehead, right?

Posted by: Bosk at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (v4L7Y)

87 Killing Soleimani took balls. Killing Al Zawahiri at this point only took a fall Down the stairs and a broken hip.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (OTvdu)

88
no corpse = no congratulations

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (B3oWe)

89 A passing observation: The video of the fat Drag Queen in the Episcopalian church was posted by someone in Arabic in order to mock Christians.
Islam don't play drag queens...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 61 and foggy at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

90 >>> 79 That was quick.
Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (mn1Pi)

What, they yanked him off the stage already?

Yeah, he's perfectly healthy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (llON8)

91 I like to think of them as demon eyes, ala Supernatural.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (ftFVW)
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It's worth noting that the black-eyed demons in that show were the weakest and least powerful among the demons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (K5n5d)

92 Weak casual speech for such a supposedly big kill.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (bM7vb)

93 " I wanna hear this fucktard say Zawahiri."

The closed captioning translated it as "sorry sorry."

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (qpX6U)

94 Helena, yes. Approx. 10 minutes.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (mn1Pi)

95 Does this mean the war is over?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (BgzxT)

96 >>>84 You folks have a stronger stomach than I. Can't stand to watch FJB.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

Same.
Posted by: Jordan61

i mean we're watching for the same reason liberals think people watch car races

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (B3oWe)

97 So we're back in Astan?

Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (oTZbj)

98 He's looking weaker than ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
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Yeah, when Biden finished his remarks and turned to walk away, wow, what a pitiful husk of the blustering lying jackass he once was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (5pTK/)

99 I keep thinking that's Kyle Dunnigan instead of Biden.
Posted by: YIKES!

I would watch more of his speeches if they were given by Kyle Dunnigan. And Alec Baldwin could randomly break in. That would be great!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (ftFVW)

100 Yeah. Wow. The surrender in Afghanistan was a paragon of success. What a ridiculous dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (OTvdu)

101 >>> 94 Helena, yes. Approx. 10 minutes.
Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM (mn1Pi)

Ha!

ok, I guess I should probably go make dinner.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (llON8)

102 This still counts as a Covid death, right?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (cupoy)

103 Was that Puddin's zombie delivery?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (sWM8x)

104 >>>Zawahiri."

he said "zahweary."

it was a freudian slur for "i'm weary."

His inner voice is trying to tell us, "Please release me from this daily terror and travail."

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (B3oWe)

105 I am President Max..... Max..... Max..... Max Headroom.... Room...... Room.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 01, 2022 07:43 PM (4eN6q)

106 It wasn't a surrender, it was a disorderly rout.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 61 and foggy at August 01, 2022 07:43 PM (jTmQV)

107 "I wanna hear this fucktard say Zawahiri."

Would have been kinda cool to hear Zawahiri say 'fucktard.' Or 'fartclam.' But he's dead now, so we'll have to settle for the hologram version.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 07:43 PM (qpX6U)

108 By the way, sign language gal: What in the world? Why does it always appear she's putting on a show? I know sign language lends itself to somewhat dramatic gestures, but she seems to be really over the top.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:43 PM (5pTK/)

109 barely broke 5k viewers lol

Posted by: thegreatsatan at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (QSoem)

110 My mellow panamerican, I have lude... no not nude I shoes tonight about a real bed lrde... no not lude feud a bad stew. I got her right in the hair. one snizz and uh not snizz sniff with a chain.... I kilt the Al-Mcornyhole. It was song no not song, DONG time coming. What the hell is coming out my pants leg. Hey I need my butt wiped... and the back of my left leg. Thank me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (u4CEu)

111 How many American citizens got stranded in Afghanistan because Joey wanted to RUN AWAY on the anniversary of 9/11?

Where's Boomer Esiason on this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (RSzuR)

112 Somebody please sell Biden a vowel.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (OTvdu)

113 It wasn't a surrender, it was a disorderly rout.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 61 and foggy

Is that a nice way of saying we took it in the pooper?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (ftFVW)

114 Free me from the abyss of life.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (BgzxT)

115 Afghans sold him out ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

116 Can't help thinking we've always known where he was
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More likely he was being kept hidden by the ISI and we only found him now because AQ is now free to operate in AFG again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (nWMpc)

117 but she seems to be really over the top.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:43 PM (5pTK/)
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We need the Mandela funeral guy.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (aeePL)

118 i mean we're watching for the same reason liberals think people watch car races
Posted by: ace

Cruel. But accurate.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (9hxVr)

119 The guy was killed by a robot....... The balls on Biden to tell a robot to shoot a missile...

The Horror..... The Horror....

Gets you a case of beer for that one Biden ........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (4eN6q)

120 I won't watch him, but I'm looking forward to the Mangling of the Name reports afterwards.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (aWgmB)

121 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (T4tVD)

122 A passing observation: The video of the fat Drag Queen in the Episcopalian church was posted by someone in Arabic in order to mock Christians.
Islam don't play drag queens...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 61 and foggy at August 01, 2022 07:41 PM


Oh they play drag queen, but they literally drag them behind a rolls royce doing 110 mph.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (bVYXr)

123 "Is that a nice way of saying we took it in the pooper?"

In Afghanistan, taking it in the pooper IS being nice.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (qpX6U)

124 Fighting yesterday's wars today.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (Xllcm)

125 Ghanian pallbearers
Mandala sign language guy

Weekend at Joey's

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (RSzuR)

126 Just for funsies, I went and started the video ace linked...

I don't understand American Sign Language, but it looked like the interpreter was signing that FJB sucked Al Zawahiri's dick before he was killed...

I could be off in my interpretation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2022 07:45 PM (K5n5d)

127 @90

>>Yeah, he's perfectly healthy.

He sounded like Speed from The Odd Couple trying to recite Ebinizer's speech from A Christmas Carol.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2022 07:46 PM (JFIQx)

128 i mean we're watching for the same reason liberals think people watch car races

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2022 07:42 PM (B3oWe)


That is a very cromulent observation.

Seriously. Put that one in your back pocket.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 07:46 PM (q8Coc)

129 Afghans sold him out ?
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)
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State Department: Yeah, we'll leave 40 billion in cash and merchandise, all you have to do is give up a terrorist leader!

Taliban: Okay, you get Zahwari.

State Dept: Deal!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:46 PM (5pTK/)

130 "Al-Zawahiri was killed by two hellfire missiles fired from CIA drones as he stood on the balcony of his safe house in downtown Kabul."



How careless of him....

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

131 and now Watters has repulsive DC insider Brett Baier in vouching for the kill.
Fuck you fat boy.

I don't believe it. and even if its true, Zawahiri is 20 year old news.

I want the guys who funded and released the covid virus to be droned. That will get my attention

Posted by: Beavis at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM (Tc2CN)

132 Sorry, I was watching Eegah on MST3k channel. I figured that story is more plausible than anything Brandon Shambles is going to claim.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM (LrYuZ)

133 75 You folks have a stronger stomach than I. Can't stand to watch FJB.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

Who's watching that shit? I am just shitposting while listening to a podcast on Diablo Immortal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM (dNqv+)

134 CyberJapan Dancers play Twister

https://youtu.be/BXZFTS4DFK0

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM (RSzuR)

135 Flaunting his balcony privilege...

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

136 81 Shia?

Shia L'Poof finally went off?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (RSzuR)

Sunni LaPoofter (that's french, you know. Maybe Algerian.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)

137 oh, there is something people watching now ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:48 PM (V13WU)

138 >>he said "zahweary."

For 20 years we were told his name was pronounced Za-wa-hiri.

Yet today for some reason they are telling us his name is axshually pronounced Zahweary. Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

139 Salute the troops.
------

For what? Some fat chair force dweeb in an air conditioned trailer in Nevada pressed a button.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (nWMpc)

140 Downtown Kabul. That ain't hiding. CIA felt dissed.

Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (oTZbj)

141 Okay, two Hellfire missiles into a building.

If that's true, then, there were probably dozens of people killed besides the target.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (5pTK/)

142 “His [Trump] erratic behavior made it harder and more dangerous for the special forces carrying it out. And they had to fly through territory that is now hostile to the U.S., taking fire along the way—including territory we controlled just weeks ago,” Biden said in a 10/28/19 "The Hill" article. Biden's crowning political achievement is pathological lying.

http://tiny.cc/p60uuz

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (FF+On)

143 China is threatening to shoot down Pelosi's plane.

Gosh that would be terrible, just terrible.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (aWgmB)

144 >> "Al-Zawahiri was killed by two hellfire missiles fired from CIA drones as he stood on the balcony of his safe house in downtown Kabul."


Some Safehouse.

Posted by: Charloette's Afghan Web at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (ylWS6)

145 Do people watch the Kentucky Derby hoping for a crash?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

146 He really did look and sound bad. Remember--"he has no symptoms and he really feels quite well."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (sWM8x)

147 "Al-Zawahiri was killed by two hellfire missiles fired from CIA drones as he stood on the balcony of his safe house in downtown Kabul."
........

The ribs are done!

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

148 Watching him tonight gives me hope that the technology will exist that I can give a toast at my great great daughters wedding. If only my depends can keep keep me from getting tossed.

Posted by: Dr Dempsy at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (+3jTj)

149 You folks have a stronger stomach than I. Can't stand to watch FJB.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

Who's watching that shit? I am just shitposting while listening to a podcast on Diablo Immortal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM


I am watching a great fat bastard quotes video on you tube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4WlkJXWzmE

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (bVYXr)

150 Shia?

Shia L'Poof finally went off?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Sunni LaPoofter (that's french, you know. Maybe Algerian.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Shareef don't like it.

Posted by: Rock the Casbah at August 01, 2022 07:50 PM (ftFVW)

151 143 China is threatening to shoot down Pelosi's plane.

Gosh that would be terrible, just terrible.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2022 07:50 PM (9hxVr)

152 China is threatening to shoot down Pelosi's plane.

Gosh that would be terrible, just terrible.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (aWgmB)
.......

Hate to lose a perfectly good airplane.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

153 Flaunting his balcony privilege...
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:47 PM

You would have to bring that up. Racist h8er.

Posted by: Meghan Markle at August 01, 2022 07:50 PM (aWgmB)

154 @131: "... repulsive DC insider Brett Baier in vouching for the kill."

I don't mind the kill, but it's ridiculously transparent, and thus not a show of real strength.

It makes Biden seem like an Instagram influencer posting a mid-week personal life update. Yeah, America, fuck yeah, and all that, but if this is the best we can do nowadays, then the 2024 election can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (bM7vb)

155 It's like Zah-Wah-Hear-y, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (dNqv+)

156 thanks for that quote, lost in space. I'll post it tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (B3oWe)

157 If this is true it was planned by CIA and other agencies, Biden is too out of it to even be aware or know who Zawahiri is. Now they will be concocting stories that he was so fucking involved you would not believe.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)

158 For 20 years we were told his name was pronounced Za-wa-hiri.

Yet today for some reason they are telling us his name is axshually pronounced Zahweary. Funny that.
---
It's ZEEEEEEEV!

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (XXS7I)

159 zowee, wazeee, er... that sand n***er
Posted by: Joe Einstein at August 01, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

Hey, hey! You are fucking with the wrong sand n---er, okay?
Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?

Posted by: Mooj at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

160 For some reason the video has been marked "unlisted" with about 10,000 views despite the WH channel having 2M subscribers.

So I went to look at the video link:

https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteHouse/videos

10,000 is about the maximum. Several have under 2000 views.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (5Qjf9)

161 "Al-Zawahiri was killed by two hellfire missiles fired from CIA drones as he stood on the balcony of his safe house in downtown Kabul."

Some Safehouse.
Posted by: Charloette's Afghan

Probably was ordering humus with a cell phone. FJB abandoning Afghanistan seems to have put the idea is Al-Zawarhiri's head that he was untouchable in Kabul.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (FF+On)

162 I would imagine hauling Pelosi and staff around would be the stuff of nightmares. Probably to the point the pilots would be saying, "Please, China, please!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (5pTK/)

163 Was there ice cream truck music playing when they launched the AGM-114's?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (OTvdu)

164 @152: "Hate to lose a perfectly good airplane."

There's the winner.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (bM7vb)

165 157 If this is true it was planned by CIA and other agencies, Biden is too out of it to even be aware or know who Zawahiri is. Now they will be concocting stories that he was so fucking involved you would not believe.
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU

He built the drone himself! Come on, man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (PY/t0)

166 For 20 years we were told his name was pronounced Za-wa-hiri.

Yet today for some reason they are telling us his name is axshually pronounced Zahweary. Funny that.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

This always makes me think of the people who get really, almost parodically ethnic when pronouncing central and south american names and places.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (dNqv+)

167 Some Safehouse.
Posted by: Charloette's Afghan Web

I do not think this means what they think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (ftFVW)

168 Nood cafe.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (b2nrj)

169 Smart play by the Taliban is to claim the US hit an orphanage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (RSzuR)

170 >It's like Zah-Wah-Hear-y, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD



Zah Wah nah gonna hear from him again

Posted by: DB at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (geLO8)

171 Trust nothing these people say, #VickiWeaver #AshleyBabbitt

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (oWBc3)

172 Zawahiri : " Is this balcony in downtown Kabul safe ?"

Kabul Real estate guru : "Yes, yes, very safe. Most safe".

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

173 Okay, two Hellfire missiles into a building.

If that's true, then, there were probably dozens of people killed besides the target.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (5pTK/)
.........

They weren't Hellfires, they were Funfires!

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

174 I not dead!

Posted by: David French at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (Jyr4W)

175 thanks for that quote, lost in space. I'll post it tomorrow.
Posted by: ace

Thank you.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (FF+On)

176 @168: "Nood cafe."

Red Turban scores while everyone one is wondering why there's a new thread in under thirty minutes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:54 PM (bM7vb)

177 I bet the owner of the Saehouse gets a 1 Star Zillow Review.

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2022 07:54 PM (ylWS6)

178 By the way, the bluster at the end, Biden yammering on about protecting American service personnel, yeah, okay, and how many were killed due to the stupidity of Biden?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:54 PM (5pTK/)

179 Isn't 2 hellfires a bit of over kill?
Not that I'm complaining but why 2?
Reinforced villa?

Posted by: Bosk at August 01, 2022 07:54 PM (v4L7Y)

180 Doubting will see the Cafe tonight
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (k8B25)

181 Smart play by the Taliban is to claim the US hit an orphanage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (RSzuR)

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I won't dismiss their claim out of hand.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (5pTK/)

182 >>Kabul Real estate guru :


Safest Balconies in the entire Country.

Outside Magazine did a Survey. Of course, it was back in 2019...

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (ylWS6)

183 I bet the owner of the Saehouse gets a 1 Star Zillow Review.

"This is the worse BNB ever! Do not recommend!" - ghost of Al-Zawahiri.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (RSzuR)

184 @180: "Doubting will see the Cafe tonight"

Skip defeats Truman!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (bM7vb)

185 I have to admit, I kind of wonder if he wasn't late with the envelope. Ten percent for the Big Guy means ten percent and don't be late. Sometimes you have to make an example of someone. Zelensky can take that as a warning.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (cupoy)

186 Do people watch the Kentucky Derby hoping for a crash?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 07:49 PM (63Dwl)


In all fairness, everybody that attends the Kentucky Derby paid full price to fly in, double the price for a fancy hat or tie, and then are so drunk by the end they ain't even sure why they came.

Luckily - they don't wander too far off property. Because TV does as good a job of not showing the stuff around Churchill Downs just like they don't show the stuff around The Masters.

Go two blocks west of Churchill, and they'll hand you your own internals while they take your wallet.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (q8Coc)

187 Was Biden on TV? Our local NBC affiliate left the Jeopardy rerun on. Thank God.

Posted by: Cosda at August 01, 2022 07:57 PM (d26G6)

188 Go two blocks west of Churchill, and they'll hand you your own internals while they take your wallet.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (q8Coc)
-----------

Sounds like New Orleans a block outside the French Quarter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 07:57 PM (5pTK/)

189 Aren't there anti-personnel versions of the Hellfire now? Specifically for this kind of application? Thought I recalled that (amazing how much I've lost track of these things).

And is that the bladed one that deploys edges to penetrate vehicles etc?

Anyway, we've got ordnance meant for this, as I believe was used to ice Soleimani.

If so then an urban strike is more understandable. Back in the day the Small Diameter Bomb (kinetic killer) was about the only "nuanced" option.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

190 "Probably was ordering humus with a cell phone."

I hate it when I order hummus and doordash brings humus. But they keep repeating the same mistake.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 07:59 PM (qpX6U)

191 We used to be able to play above the moral equivalence game in these things - assasinating people whenever and wherever - i guess we are still the good guys.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 01, 2022 07:59 PM (oWBc3)

192 I judge these things by Rob Reiner Erection Scale......and it's........soft, soft as Mike Lindell's Giza Sheets! Thanks TMZ!

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (DePyg)

193 Ever since Clinton started to use cruise missiles to boost his ratings, the 'good guy' image is tarnished. Then Gaylord using a drone to blow up a terrorist with his son blackened the image further. Joey blowing up that family completely besmirched it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:01 PM (RSzuR)

194 Dopey Joe also advised against this action , but Obama again over-ruled.

Posted by: Motionview, a National Divorcee at August 01, 2022 08:06 PM (ZuNzA)

195 So, killing brown people is a good thing now?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Derek Chauvin at August 01, 2022 08:06 PM (1dzqn)

196 OT. Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (/cpHU)

197 Why do we have arm waving idiots in the side of the video when AI voice recognition provides real time closed captioned text of the speech.

Typical government. Once a program is established it gets funding forever, no matter that it is a total waste and makes the speaker look like an idiot.

I support this for all democrats.

Posted by: Flimflamed at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (pFx0o)

198 196 OT. Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.
Posted by: olddog

All natural ingredient!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (gbzeC)

199 ||Shaun King’s social justice PAC is going to the dogs. Literally.

Grassroots Law PAC, which the progressive grifter founded to elect soft-on-crime local officials, paid roughly $40,000 since December to the California-based Potrero Performance Dogs, according to campaign finance disclosures. The payments are labeled for “contractor services,” making their purpose difficult to discern. But days after a $30,650 payment in February, King welcomed a “new member of the King family”: an award-winning mastiff bred by Potrero named Marz.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 08:22 PM (yikp0)

200 Zawahiri Pushed Joe too far when he announced that the USA was in a recession.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at August 01, 2022 08:36 PM (Qc+Wp)

201 New Orleans was the first time I want a map of dangerous places in cities.

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Posted by: Sarah at August 01, 2022 09:05 PM (G9RvC)

203 Some how many Americans are still trapped in Afghanistan waiting for Al Qaeda's retaliation?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 01, 2022 09:11 PM (8fxF+)

204 They are only days away from having the J6 guys being chased and eaten by lions in the Washington Football Team's stadium.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)

The J6 people could beat the Detroit Lions anyday

Posted by: Oldcat at August 01, 2022 09:55 PM (eoQWY)

205 Isn’t it weird the White House posted a 28 min video. But the first 18.5 mins are just a stand by screen. Like they want as few people to see it as possible?

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