The "Fact" Checkers Are Busy "Fact" Checking Jokes About Biden

Weird. Steven Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and all the rest of the Unfunny Clowns tell 50 unfunny "jokes" with false premises -- which are "factually untrue," in fact-checking terms -- per day, and these are cited all day long by the media and promoted by Twitter and FaceBook.

With no "fact" checks.


But the minute a conservative tells a joke, the totally neutral-and-not-politically-biased "fact" checkers swarm the joke to let everyone know it's "false," which is the justification then for suppressing the post and limiting its reach.

There's a specific toggle in "the algorithm" that stops "misinformation" from being shared, so if you just call all conservative jokes "misinformation," you stop people from sharing conservative jokes.

So this funny meme instantly earns a "MANIPULATED VIDEO" misinformation warning from Twitter's "fact" checkers:

From SarahD of Twitchy:

Do you see that little "Manipulated media" warning tacked onto that tweet? Well, Twitter put it there because, as it turns out, there wasn't actually ice cream truck music playing at the scene! But don't just take Twitter's word for it; take Reuters', who put their Top. Men. on fact-checking duty.

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That's not the only conservative joke the Real Journalists are "fact" checking in order to strangle.

On Friday I posted this funny, obviously-fake meme. Note that this is by "Tim" Nichols, not Tom Nichols, which I'd seen on Twitter.

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This morning, Twitter had elevated -- pushed, editorially forced -- a "fact" check on this joke into everyone's feed. (But they're not publishers!)

Reuters' ace "journalists" were first out of the gate with a "fact"-check of this parody -- again, note that there are never fact-checks for claims made by leftwing outlets -- and their exclusive scoop was soon picked up by AP's stellar "journalists."

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Both of these Crises -- the Ice Cream Joke Crisis, and the Tom Nichols Parody Crisis -- were such huge stories that the editorial team at Twitter, which, mind you, is not a publisher, made the "fact" checks for each of them the top trending story for the United States in rapid succession.


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I repeat: the Propaganda Media's "fact" checker's false labeling of a story or a joke with a "misinformation" label is the justification for the social media monopolists they collude with to then push the SUPPRESS, LIMIT buttons in "the algorithm" they keep trying to pretend is some kind objective creation of artificial intelligence instead of what it is -- a code of censorship constantly updated, curated, altered, and modified by Purplehair Nosering Antifa Transexuals.

Conservatism, Inc. continues justifying this -- or, more often, just pretending it doesn't happen -- because the "understanding" they have with Monopoly Tech. iMonopoly Tech pays them money, both directly or through pass-through money-laundering groups like AEI, and also keeps them out of "the algorithm's" censorship protocols.

In return, Conservative, Inc. continues defending Monopoly Tech's every excess and attacks any conservative who suggests commonsense regulation and anti-trust action.

The Quislings of Conservative, Inc. have an "understanding" with Monopoly Tech whereby Monopoly Tech shall be allowed to continue censoring you so long as they do not censor National Review and the Bulwark and the rest of them.

Posted by: Ace at 03:22 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 01, 2022 03:22 PM (jSmPs)

2 "In an era of unchecked economic prosperity" - so they *are* giving Trump credit for the economy??

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (W6yZH)

3 Maybe the Judge will force Elon to buy twitter.
Then he can fire people via rocket.

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (FhXTo)

4 These people really don't care how much they beclown themselves, do they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (4p7Em)

5 Mock and laughter are best. These asswipes are thin-skinned narcissists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2022 03:25 PM (89T5c)

6 OK, so Biden IS our third black President.

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:25 PM (glGDV)

7 fact checkers are the equivalent of refs during the MJ era

4 steps to the iron, alrighty then

Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2022 03:25 PM (us2H3)

8 "Recently published proposal for culinary preparation of minors by a Mr. J. Swift is fake, Fact Checkers say."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2022 03:25 PM (/EuRN)

9 In fairness, I believed that "The Atlantic" article at first blush. It's exactly the kind of absurd thing they would do - except they wouldn't use "moxie" which is what made me raise and eyebrow.

The Atlantic is beyond parody.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 03:26 PM (WWh8n)

10 The media is not only a bunch of fucktards, they're thin skinned fucktards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2022 03:26 PM (BFigT)

11 These people really don't care how much they beclown themselves, do they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (4p7Em)


Nope.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 03:26 PM (DRSnL)

12 I repeat: the Propaganda Media's "fact" checker's false labeling of a story or a joke with a "misinformation" label is the justification for the social media monopolists they collude with to then push the SUPPRESS, LIMIT buttons in "the algorithm" they keep trying to pretend is some kind objective creation of artificial intelligence instead of what it is -- a code of censorship constantly updated, curated, altered, and modified by Purplehair Nosering Antifa Transexuals.
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But what's so funny is that they are getting a real-world example of the Streisand Effect. Their "fact checks" just accelerate the memes at this point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 03:26 PM (WWh8n)

13 Uh-oh, there is incoming from the "Well, akshully" department. Don helmets.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 03:26 PM (ftFVW)

14 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN IS A JOKE!

Posted by: ben roethlisberger at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (yikp0)

15 I mean the split screen didn't say enough? Biden walks away like he suddenly remembered something in the other room and someone made a goof on it. Except Biden going after an ice cream truck is kind of creepy since he'd be more interested in the little kids gathered around it than the creamy treats it offered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (Ivdso)

16 The fact checking makes it even funnier.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (vcv8B)

17 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Guzalot at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (c1V25)

18 Babylon Bee had outfits like snopes pegged years ago.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (cY9wR)

19 >>>3 Maybe the Judge will force Elon to buy twitter.
Then he can fire people via rocket.

i sorta don't want him to be saddled with it, i think it's going to lose half its value (or maybe I just hope that)

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (B3oWe)

20 What a relief. I mean look at the grandkids.

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (glGDV)

21 Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter when the Time Keeper's Busy Keepin' Time?

Posted by: Quarter twenty at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (rD0QW)

22 "Trump got peed on in a Russian bed by hookers while giving Putin a handjob."
-Not fully debunked, so mostly true

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

23 I'm glad to know that the masks were apparently not digitally added.

I'm feel much safer because of that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (TNyrE)

24 >>> 11 These people really don't care how much they beclown themselves, do they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (4p7Em)

Nope.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 03:26 PM (DRSnL)

What they really want is for *you* to say the economy is fine and there are 86 105 genders and we have always been at war with OMG Russia Russia Russia (except when they were the USSR because tat was good) and bugs are tasty and woofloo is deadly and.....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (llON8)

25 Well let's be fair. There is no way they could possibly know that something that makes fun of them is a joke. In their reality, there doesn't exist any form of humor at their expense.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (T/vhV)

26 The "Fact" Checkers Are Busy "Fact" Checking Jokes About Biden
........

I hope they are getting paid overtime.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

27 It's a stutter, and you're a Nazi.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (TgBWG)

28 Babylon Bee had outfits like snopes pegged years ago.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM


Snopes probably enjoyed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (4p7Em)

29 biden wasn't re-directed by the Easter Bunny....It was just a guy in a suit.

Posted by: Potemkin check at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (cY9wR)

30 A J6 protestor who didn’t even enter the building is about to get sentenced with up to 10 years in prison. 10 fucking years.he isn’t even accused of physically assaulting anyone just that he “encouraged” people to storm the building. 10 years!!

And on the Yahoo article, most comments are 10 years isn’t enough this guy need to be executed.

National Divorce. now.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (6RQrE)

31
Either there WAS music from an ice cream truck playing OR Joe is programmed to seek sanitary facilities immediately whenever he hears the word "tinkling".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (0BcGu)

32 Reuters' ace "journalists" were first out of the gate with a "fact"-check of this parody -- again, note that there are never fact-checks for claims made by leftwing outlets -- and their exclusive scoop was soon picked up by AP's stellar "journalists."

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So, Reuters is saying that there is a recession?

Someone should tell Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

33 The media is Michael Scott getting roasted.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

34 this is great for our side when fact-checkers do this

there's a Striesand effect where people see the joke because the fact-checker called attention to it

media also comes off as condescending apologists when they feel compelled to fact check obvious jokes

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (V6W16)

35 Doesn't matter, if they fact-check or not. Every single parody of Joe and friends is believable. That's their problem.

Posted by: EveR at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (MUpk6)

36 There has to be a better gesture than removing the mask.

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (glGDV)

37 What they really want is for *you* to say the economy is fine and there are 86 105 genders and we have always been at war with OMG Russia Russia Russia (except when they were the USSR because tat was good) and bugs are tasty and woofloo is deadly and.....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (llON8 )


...and it's not just gay dudes who get monkeypox!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

38 Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter when the Time Keeper's Busy Keepin' Time?
Posted by: Quarter twenty at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM


The Paolo, he is surprised that you are having to ask this question.

Posted by: Paolo at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (4p7Em)

39 Factcheck the Bee too!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (yikp0)

40 But he did walk away and wander as she was giving her speech which was weird and then wandered back. Adding the ice cream truck just gives his odd behavior more credibility. Who of us wouldn't gravitate to an ice cream truck during a boring, insincere speech?

Posted by: Cheri at August 01, 2022 03:30 PM (oiNtH)

41 Blorp.

Posted by: Allie at August 01, 2022 03:30 PM (UnA8+)

42 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2022 03:30 PM (T4tVD)

43 Joe Biden walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Please don't stroke out in here."

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

44 >>> 30 A J6 protestor who didn’t even enter the building is about to get sentenced with up to 10 years in prison. 10 fucking years.he isn’t even accused of physically assaulting anyone just that he “encouraged” people to storm the building. 10 years!!

And on the Yahoo article, most comments are 10 years isn’t enough this guy need to be executed.

National Divorce. now.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 01, 2022 03:28 PM (6RQrE)

Most of these are people who think gubs are icky. But at minimum they need severe *types* *deletes* applied.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:30 PM (llON8)

45 Would you people who keep clicking on that please turn the sound down? Joe keeps wondering off.

Posted by: Jill Biden at August 01, 2022 03:30 PM (ugV9/)

46 For a second I thought Reuters hired Ace. Whew!

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (glGDV)

47 THIS IS FALSE!

He wasn't going for ice cream, he crapped his pants.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (j40lz)

48 The people that lied to everyone about the 2020 election, saying it was the most honest in history, the people that lied about the vaccines, the people that lied about the Russia hoax, the people that lied last Thursday about the recession we are in - are telling us to believe them, and nobody else.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (lTGtQ)

49 "I repeat"


You mean "repeat the line" Ace?

Posted by: Inferno_Crow at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (tHLj/)

50 In fairness, we sadly need these fact checks.

It is actually believable that our retardate President might wander off for ice cream.

And it's possible that the Operation Mockingbird media would tell you that recession is good. In fact, I'm sure many have.

That is the sad reality we live in. So while informed individuals recognize obvious satire is satire, to the average person our reality is so bizarre that satire could be confused for truth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (/HvPV)

51 Maybe that's part of it... Of course it's obvious that the ice cream truck music is added in... but they want to plant the idea in the minds of gullible idiots that the demented pervert wandering around like a lost child at the mall is *also* not really real.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (/EuRN)

52 34 this is great for our side when fact-checkers do this

there's a Striesand effect where people see the joke because the fact-checker called attention to it

media also comes off as condescending apologists when they feel compelled to fact check obvious jokes
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (V6W16)

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Fact checkers came about because alternative media started pointing out legacy media falsehoods, and legacy media needed a counterpunch.

In the aggregate, every move the media makes to shore up its reputation leaves them further behind because they never address the core issues (their bias, their editorial decisions, the monoculture, their condescension). They just attack their critics in increasingly shrill terms and with increasingly desperate tactics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

53 the ice cream truck music meme is gold and can be used any time Biden starts wandering

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (V6W16)

54 3 Maybe the Judge will force Elon to buy twitter.
Then he can fire people via rocket.
Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (FhXTo)
_______

No, flamethrower.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (TgBWG)

55 >3 Maybe the Judge will force Elon to buy twitter.
Then he can fire people via rocket.
_______________

Kim Jong Un has shown the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (JGgz0)

56 So he didn’t wander off for ice cream. Why did he wander off? Any thoughts a Reuters/AP?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (6RQrE)

57 99.9% of the people who see the ice cream truck video are going to know it's not "true," but I'm sure MOST of the people who saw the "fact check" story would have never seen the original video of Biden walking away, and will recognize it as true enough.

So their efforts would seem to backfire on them, wouldn't you think?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (NWBBy)

58 I’ve always maintained that totalitarians have no genuine sense of humor, by which I mean the ability to laugh at one’s self. They have the ability to mock others, yes, but about themselves they are always grimly serious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (J28lB)

59 I could help them some
Everything about Sundowner is a joke

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (k8B25)

60
It was shot at a middle school. Joe just smelled child-hair off stage-left. They should have patched in audio of him saying "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (IXpV7)

61 FactCheckers pursuing memes and jokes is a joke in itself. It's fucking meta.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (qpX6U)

62 A meme showing a distressed bald man shouting "I...see...four...lights" is really just actor Patrick Stewart playing a Star Trek character. Because we don't have footage of the taping of this scene, it is not known whether the actor actually sees four lights, five lights, or any number of lights that may have been in his range of vision during the shoot. He is dramatizing a script that requires him to act out the line in the script.

We rate this meme "False".

Posted by: "Fact" Checkers at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (fs1hN)

63 The Babylon Bee has had to deal with this for years now, and its hilarious every single time.

I mean either they think Bee readers are retards, or they think that their leftist fans are idiots but there's no real reason to expect a normal person will read a satire article from a satirical website or a goofy video and think "By George this is fact!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

64 >>> 54 3 Maybe the Judge will force Elon to buy twitter.
Then he can fire people via rocket.
Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (FhXTo)
_______

No, flamethrower.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM (TgBWG)

What is this "Flammenwerfer Fridays" I see mentioned on this site?

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (llON8)

65 From The Bee 🐝:

Pileup At All-Female Tour De France After Woman In Front Stops To Ask For Directions

https://bit.ly/3PPvzdG

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (inRxW)

66 99.9% of the people who see the ice cream truck video are going to know it's not "true," but I'm sure MOST of the people who saw the "fact check" story would have never seen the original video of Biden walking away, and will recognize it as true enough.

So their efforts would seem to backfire on them, wouldn't you think?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM


See also, Streisand Effect

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (4p7Em)

67 There’s that saying in politics if you’re explaining you’re losing The MSM sure does a lot of fucking explaining doesn’t it.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (6RQrE)

68 Not Top Ten, but in before the next post! (I'll take any win I can today!)

Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (AMIL/)

69 the ice cream truck music meme is gold and can be used any time Biden starts wandering

Totally false premise. He was not getting ice cream, he was getting little girls!

Posted by: Reuters at August 01, 2022 03:34 PM (dzeUe)

70 Doooooooooughnuts.

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:34 PM (glGDV)

71 Candygram for Biden!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 01, 2022 03:35 PM (4p7Em)

72 67 There’s that saying in politics if you’re explaining you’re losing The MSM sure does a lot of fucking explaining doesn’t it.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (6RQrE)

=======

But polls in July!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

73 I wouldn't have seen it if it wasn't fact checked, thanks Reuters!

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 01, 2022 03:35 PM (J071t)

74 And by fact checking them the memes are seen by more people than they would have been just passed around.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 03:35 PM (UuD2k)

75 Why did Joe Biden cross the road?
To get to the elementary school.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

76
"Brookland Middle School is as diverse as the showers its students take with my family members. Si se pudenda."

Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at August 01, 2022 03:36 PM (IXpV7)

77 BREAKING Fact Check: Kyle Dunnigan Impersonation Videos -- Despite Appearing Very Authentic -- Are, In Fact, NOT The Real Joe Biden. Viewer Discretion Is Advised ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 01, 2022 03:36 PM (bjYEL)

78 They don't care how much they lie, how much objective credibility they lose.

Because you're not their audience. Far left partisans and government regulators are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2022 03:36 PM (6iBin)

79 >>> 70 Doooooooooughnuts.
Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:34 PM (glGDV)

Totally random: does anyone remember the frozen mini cinnamon sugar donuts from Sara Lee maybe? You had to heat them in the (real) oven but they were pretty decent. WTH happened to them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:36 PM (llON8)

80 I’ve always maintained that totalitarians have no genuine sense of humor, by which I mean the ability to laugh at one’s self.
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East German dictator Erich Honecker is talking to Erich Mielke, head of the Stasi.

Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (yikp0)

81 You had to heat them in the (real) oven but they were pretty decent.

Was this real oven labeled EZ BAKE?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)

82 Fact check "sex knuckles" and "Pervy Uncle Joe".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (MC2tL)

83 So their efforts would seem to backfire on them, wouldn't you think?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:32 PM

See also, Streisand Effect
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (4p7Em)

What does having a big nose have to do with it???

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (NWBBy)

84 78 They don't care how much they lie, how much objective credibility they lose.

Because you're not their audience. Far left partisans and government regulators are
___________
Its a circle jerk. Very messy in the middle.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (uia9V)

85 The real video of Biden at the school speech is plenty bad, even wihtout the awesome ice cream truck music.

He walks out onto the podium and immediately starts giving a creepy shoulder rub to a hapless student standing there.

"Uninvitied physical contact" used to provoke legal problems for old men touching young students...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (xFKgx)

86 I thought that the "fact checkers" was proved/admitted to in court that it was merely their opinion. So no consequences for social media or our Pravda-Tass outlets.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (u4CEu)

87 This is sort of implicit in the content but its not just that Twatter/Meta etc will suppress the content, but that when you rack up umpteen "misinformation violations" then I'm sure the entire site gets devalued.

Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (OzNIz)

88 See also, Streisand Effect
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (4p7Em)

What does having a big nose have to do with it???
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM


I wish I had a bigger nose...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (4p7Em)

89 >>> 37
==
...and it's not just gay dudes who get monkeypox!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

Ha!

"Everyone is at risk but some people are more at riskier than others"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (llON8)

90 @9 Joe Mannix- I believed that Atlantic article was real. That type of shit is on my Yahoo face page every morning.

Posted by: JROD at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (0jZnq)

91 A million-word novel got censored before it was even shared. Now Chinese users want answers.
After a writer was locked out of her novel for including illegal content, Chinese web users are asking questions about just how far the state’s censorship reaches.

Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

92
East German dictator Erich Honecker is talking to Erich Mielke, head of the Stasi.

Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (yikp0)

Every morning, Honecker wakes up, and says "Hello, sun!" And the sun says, "Hello, Erich!"

One day, he's working late, and watches the sunset. He says "Goodbye, sun," and the sun says "Fuck you, Erich - I'm in the West, now!"

Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (IXpV7)

93 How many Bidens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. It's not a 10 year old.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

94 91 A million-word novel got censored before it was even shared. Now Chinese users want answers.
After a writer was locked out of her novel for including illegal content, Chinese web users are asking questions about just how far the state’s censorship reaches.
Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

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The answer is all the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

95 Its a circle jerk. Very messy in the middle.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM


Don't I know it.

Posted by: Malcom at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (4p7Em)

96 If you haven't watched the video of the ATF agent getting tased and cuffed from a couple of posts ago, you should. Not only is the guy violating constitutionally guaranteed rights, he's breaking federal law. But mainly, he shows you what a bunch of pussies these guys are. No problem harassing citizens, but the minute they're on the ground getting cuffed, they "have a medical condition" and aren't so tough after all.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (z0DEK)

97 Tom Nichols could be a bookend along with Liz Cheney. Those two fat asses could hold back The Library of Congress.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

98 THIS IS FALSE!

He wasn't going for ice cream, he crapped his pants.

Posted by: Roland THTG
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Even that is false. Biden was looking for his 6 foot tall rabbit, Harvey, to shake his hand.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (u4CEu)

99 The only one stupid enough to fall for that video is Joe himself. Right after he saw it, he said, I remember driving that ice cream truck. I drove one in Scranton. The kids though always ran from me for some reason. (note to censors, that was sarcasm and not an actual quote from Joe)

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (GwxCX)

100 BREAKING Fact Check: Kyle Dunnigan Impersonation Videos -- Despite Appearing Very Authentic -- Are, In Fact, NOT The Real Joe Biden. Viewer Discretion Is Advised ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 01, 2022 03:36 PM (bjYEL)

Never leave the uninitiated without a sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FxRcXmfgY

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (NWBBy)

101 But every news org on the planet can say Trump colluded with Russia to steal 2016 TO THIS DAY.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (UlZCQ)

102 >>> 81 You had to heat them in the (real) oven but they were pretty decent.

Was this real oven labeled EZ BAKE?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)

*glares*

NO

I... don't think I ever had one of those, actually. Maybe one of the neighbor kids did, or a grade school friend...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (llON8)

103 we need to go full Inception and start creating fake fact checker memes

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (V6W16)

104 Jonah's PANTs > Purple.Antifa Nosering Transexuals.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (/WWq9)

105 Imagine you are working on your novel on your home computer. It’s nearly finished; you have already written approximately one million words. All of a sudden, the online word processing software tells you that you can no longer open the draft because it contains illegal information. Within an instant, all your words are lost.

This is what happened in June to a Chinese novelist writing under the alias Mitu. She had been working with WPS, a domestic version of cloud-based word processing software such as Google Docs or Microsoft Office 365. In the Chinese literature forum Lkong on June 25, Mitu accused WPS of “spying on and locking my draft,” citing the presence of illegal content.

Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

106 Chinese web users are asking questions about just how far the state’s censorship reaches.

"We have no idea what you are talking about"
--Instagram, Pinterest, Amazon, Reddit, Twitter, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM (Ivdso)

107 Who will fact check the fact checkers?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (PY/t0)

108 "They don't care how much they lie, how much objective credibility they lose."

Flaunting their power, to humiliate us for our impotence to stop them. Every day, more political lies are added to the mandatory obedience list.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (qpX6U)

109 the minute they're on the ground getting cuffed, they "have a medical condition" and aren't so tough after all.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (z0DEK)

I wonder if there's a lesson there.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (UlZCQ)

110 and it's not just gay dudes who get monkeypox!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 03:29 PM (DRSnL)



Translesbian couple are also at risk.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (/HvPV)

111 Senile Joe needs a fart checker.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (VdGjU)

112 Joe Biden's leg hairs do not curl up in the sun.

Posted by: A.P. Rooters at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (63Dwl)

113 So he wandered off all on his own? I don't see how that is better.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)

114 >>> 96 If you haven't watched the video of the ATF agent getting tased and cuffed from a couple of posts ago, you should. Not only is the guy violating constitutionally guaranteed rights, he's breaking federal law. But mainly, he shows you what a bunch of pussies these guys are. No problem harassing citizens, but the minute they're on the ground getting cuffed, they "have a medical condition" and aren't so tough after all.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (z0DEK)

They're probably trained to say that, just like BLM and klantifa, in their classes taught by the Eff.Bee.EYE.

"Feel sorry for meeeeeee! I want my fcking service animal!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:42 PM (llON8)

115 91 A million-word novel got censored before it was even shared. Now Chinese users want answers.
After a writer was locked out of her novel for including illegal content, Chinese web users are asking questions about just how far the state’s censorship reaches.
Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)
_______________

BREAKING: New arrivals in Uighar camps are adding to already crowded conditions. The new arrivals were web users asking question about just how far the state's censorship reaches. Rumors swirling about the new arrivals is that they have received the answer to their questions.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (fs1hN)

116 Fact Checkers Report Atlantic Story is Fake
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See: Dog Bites Man

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (UlZCQ)

117 So he wandered off all on his own? I don't see how that is better.

As someone pointed out above, that's the problem here. They're drawing attention to a video that people probably never saw before and it makes him look really bad. Its plausibly less concerning if there really WAS an ice cream truck than him just wandering off like he's lost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (Ivdso)

118 Even that is false. Biden was looking for his 6 foot tall rabbit, Harvey, to shake his hand.
------------------------
Does shit stick to your fur, Harvey?

Posted by: the bear at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (yikp0)

119 The Quiet Courage eh Nichols?
I got yur quiet courage right her asshole.

This is America...We are exceptional because we dare to be. We are not cowards that skulk off into the shadows all the while living in our own little echo chamber.
We choose to be better. We choose to create a booming economy. A successful economy helps everyone, even a scum-sucking Siberian snow pimp like yourself.
Fu*k off and get the hell out of our way.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (anj39)

120 @30 A J6 protestor who didn’t even enter the building is about to get sentenced with up to 10 years in prison. 10 fucking years.he isn’t even accused of physically assaulting anyone just that he “encouraged” people to storm the building. 10 years!!

----

In fairness, there are a number of individuals who appear to have done this and probably deserve prison time (though maybe not ten years). Ray Epps is one of them. There are apparently others, though the FBI is reportedly unable to identify any of them. *cough*

Posted by: junior at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (9ROm9)

121 Twitchy has a post about the Domenech/McCain vs Kinzinger RINO civil war happening on Twitter. It's like watching retarded kids fight.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (xPl2J)

122 I mean either they think Bee readers are retards, or they think that their leftist fans are idiots but there's no real reason to expect a normal person will read a satire article from a satirical website or a goofy video and think "By George this is fact!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

It could be becasue their political masters are screaming "do something about it!!!" and this lameass stuff is the best they can come up with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (trdmm)

123 "Senile Joe needs a fart checker."

He wears a portable unit at all times. It is secure radio-linked to the Secret Service and some other people who wish they didn't have their jobs.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (qpX6U)

124 See also, Streisand Effect
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I have to try; I can't let Barbara Streisand do this to the entire world.

Posted by: Robert Smith of the Cure at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (ftFVW)

125 The Chicken did not cross the Road.

Someone starting a conversation with "Knock knock" is not actually knocking on a door, because there isn't a door.

Posted by: AP Fact Checkers at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (gacPx)

126 Joe Biden does NOT have two steel plates in his head.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

127 When the Chicoms start lobbing missiles into Taiwan and we enter the nuclear standoff phase I'm sure we'll all be very concerned about this.

WTF did Nanzi think she was doing by cooking this up without coordinating with the WH.

And WTF are people at the WH doing leaking this to the public.

We are in effect creating our own strategic decapitation strike and creating the logic for follow on.

Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (OzNIz)

128 The only one stupid enough to fall for that video is Joe himself. Right after he saw it, he said, I remember driving that ice cream truck. I drove one in Scranton. The kids though always ran from me for some reason. (note to censors, that was sarcasm and not an actual quote from Joe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2022 03:40 PM


Stop plagiarizing my career story, Bal.

Posted by: Sen. Ed "Mr. Frosty" Markey at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (4p7Em)

129 No problem harassing citizens, but the minute they're on the ground getting cuffed, they "have a medical condition" and aren't so tough after all.

Dude, his wife is pregnant!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso)

130 I don't get it. What's the problem with Nichol's story?

Posted by: Paul Krugman at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (lRqp7)

131 Joe was never a long distance trucker.
His gramps was never an All American football player.

-unemployed fact checkers

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (VdGjU)

132 Does shit stick to your fur, Harvey?
Posted by: the bear

Are you back again? Stop ringing the bell and go home.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (ftFVW)

133 Don't store you words in a storm cloud. Use a happy cloud with a silver lining.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

134 129 No problem harassing citizens, but the minute they're on the ground getting cuffed, they "have a medical condition" and aren't so tough after all.

Dude, his wife is pregnant!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso

I'm gonna use that one next time I get arrested.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 03:45 PM (PY/t0)

135 It wasn't all the knuckles on all extremities so five sad Pinocchios.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 01, 2022 03:45 PM (QvlIV)

136 So he wandered off all on his own? I don't see how that is better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)


LOL. No shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 03:45 PM (DRSnL)

137 I have to keep checking its reality Sundowner is in the Oval office

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 03:45 PM (k8B25)

138 PFS portable flatulence sensor.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:46 PM (qpX6U)

139 Look, there was no ice cream truck. The President is just a retard and you never know what he's going to do.

They need to be a bell on that guy.

Posted by: AP Fact Xer at August 01, 2022 03:46 PM (Y5qcH)

140 We're not actually still surprised by any of this are we?

We've been seeing the nonstop gaslighting and ministry of truth stazi in action for years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 03:46 PM (PY/t0)

141 Are you back again? Stop ringing the bell and go home.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: the bear at August 01, 2022 03:46 PM (yikp0)

142 snopes.com: "Claims that Joe Biden is clinically brain dead are 'Mostly False'."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 01, 2022 03:47 PM (uUdf4)

143 We've checked Mr President but that was not a fart.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 01, 2022 03:47 PM (VdGjU)

144 WTF did Nanzi think she was doing by cooking this up without coordinating with the WH.

And WTF are people at the WH doing leaking this to the public.

We are in effect creating our own strategic decapitation strike and creating the logic for follow on.
Posted by: Zek

I see no problem with this.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 03:47 PM (inRxW)

145 Who will fact check the fact checkers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (PY/t0)

Tanned, Rested And Ready!

Posted by: Bob Mueller, Federal Layabout at August 01, 2022 03:47 PM (7Ovsk)

146 >>> 140 We're not actually still surprised by any of this are we?

We've been seeing the nonstop gaslighting and ministry of truth stazi in action for years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 03:46 PM (PY/t0)

You don't say.
https://is.gd/fsbtkD

Posted by: Randy Weaver at August 01, 2022 03:47 PM (llON8)

147 I'm waiting for Biden to one day finish speaking, turn around, unzip his fly and piss on the Rose Garden.

You know it's coming.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (OTvdu)

148 This is what happened in June to a Chinese novelist writing under the alias Mitu. She had been working with WPS, a domestic version of cloud-based word processing software such as Google Docs or Microsoft Office 365.

If it's "in the cloud," it ain't really yours. And not just in China.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (nfrXX)

149 >>> 143 We've checked Mr President but that was not a fart.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 01, 2022 03:47 PM (VdGjU)

*cackles*

Posted by: Hilary! at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (llON8)

150 All satirical humor is funny because it has an element of truth. It is instructive to note which ones they feel compelled to fact check. Could it be the ones that come a little too close to the mark?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (kXYt5)

151 Paul Krugman. . .. . . . member of the Rat family. . . .

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM Barack Odildo azz suckers at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (5DfsO)

152 Twitchy advises us to get our laughs in now, while we still can. Here is a video of a Brit getting arrested for posting on social media an image of LGBTQuerty flags arranged in a swastika pattern.

https://tinyurl.com/2p84j3e4

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (xFKgx)

153 In fairness, there are a number of individuals who appear to have done this and probably deserve prison time (though maybe not ten years). Ray Epps is one of them. There are apparently others, though the FBI is reportedly unable to identify any of them. *cough*
Posted by: junior at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (9ROm9)

I will admit, I've avoided almost all of this, and don't really know exactly who did what (does anybody?) on that day. In other words, ARE there people shouting from outside the building, telling others to go in and kill congresspeople?

If so, then yeah. Seems like a criminally prosecutable offense to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (NWBBy)

154
"Senile Joe needs a fart checker."

He wears a portable unit at all times. It is secure radio-linked to the Secret Service and some other people who wish they didn't have their jobs.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy


Instead of a throat microphone he uses a...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (63Dwl)

155 no real reason to expect a normal person will read a satire article from a satirical website or a goofy video and think "By George this is fact!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Yes there is.
They readily absorb the spoon-fed diatribes of the MSM and politicians.

That isn't a criticism of the spoofs, but it is true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 03:49 PM (E5ADw)

156 >>> 148
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If it's "in the cloud," it ain't really yours. And not just in China.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (nfrXX)

Paraphrasing some other Moron: There's no such thing as the "cloud", it's just someone else's computer.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:49 PM (llON8)

157 I thought The Atlantic article was real also. Frankly, it seemed (and seems) very much in line with the spin the media uses all the time.

Posted by: RM at August 01, 2022 03:49 PM (U3LtS)

158 Can anyone access the nitter.net mirror site [or whatever it's called] of twitter.com?? When I try using Brave and MS Edge, I get a fallacious "Not Secure" blocker sic:

Your connection is not private
Attackers might be trying to steal your information from nitter.net (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn more
NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID
Subject: nitter.net

Issuer: R3

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (yikp0)

159 We are in effect creating our own strategic decapitation strike and creating the logic for follow on.
Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (OzNIz)


Strategic decapitation...do you think anyone would really notice?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (anj39)

160 The Cloud: You Will Own Nothing and You Will Be Happy (tm)

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (UlZCQ)

161 117 "So he wandered off all on his own? I don't see how that is better."

As someone pointed out above, that's the problem here. They're drawing attention to a video that people probably never saw before and it makes him look really bad. Its plausibly less concerning if there really WAS an ice cream truck than him just wandering off like he's lost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:43 PM (Ivdso)

Trump was really good at getting the media to widely publicize bad news for them this way. Guess at this point they're just like Pavlov's dog.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (b2nrj)

162 144 WTF did Nanzi think she was doing by cooking this up without coordinating with the WH.

And WTF are people at the WH doing leaking this to the public.

We are in effect creating our own strategic decapitation strike and creating the logic for follow on.
Posted by: Zek

Pelosi might be planning to go out with a "bang", to cover her parachuting to safety before the missile hits so she and Paul can get away with their millions. We've seen this movie before.

And the USA gets into a shooting war w/ China while they go hide in New Zealand and set up a new winery.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 01, 2022 03:51 PM (2waQ7)

163 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (yikp0)

Try it without the s in https?

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:51 PM (UlZCQ)

164 >>> 153
==
I will admit, I've avoided almost all of this, and don't really know exactly who did what (does anybody?) on that day. In other words, ARE there people shouting from outside the building, telling others to go in and kill congresspeople?

If so, then yeah. Seems like a criminally prosecutable offense to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (NWBBy)

I would agree with that specific scenario. However, how many of *those* people do you think are amongst the ones who have been tried and convicted, let alone those rotting without any trial date?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:52 PM (llON8)

165

No shit boys, there I was, pinned down in a hail of Jap fire... I was in the shit, let me tell you, when out of nowhere, something crawled up my ass... Next thing I know, I'm driving an alien spaceship! The damnedest thing is, you control their ships with this giant stick up your butt... Made me think of daddy...

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at August 01, 2022 03:52 PM (U26n1)

166 So he wandered off all on his own? I don't see how that is better.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)

---------

TBF, a young girl had arrived soon after showering and shampooing with "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 01, 2022 03:52 PM (uUdf4)

167 Paraphrasing some other Moron: There's no such thing as the "cloud", it's just someone else's computer.

Pithier and truer.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 01, 2022 03:52 PM (nfrXX)

168 If lefty outfits feel the need to "fact check" satirical jokes, it means the jokes are hitting a bit to close to home.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (5pTK/)

169 "Senile Joe needs a fart checker."

Was it "The Last Emperor" with the scene of the turd-diviners huffing a bowl of the anointed's scat? I guess royal doctors have examined kingshit since antiquity.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (qpX6U)

170 creamy treats it offered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:27 PM (Ivdso)

**

You said "Creamy Treats"

Posted by: Shep Fairy Smith's Sore Ass at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (R5lpX)

171 This is just battlespace prep for when Biden says, “Depends.”

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (glGDV)

172 "The Cloud" is one of those clever terms someone came up with to get clueless CEO's to buy into something stupid or uninteresting. They don't really understand what the heck it means but it sounds high tech and interesting and somewhat magical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (Ivdso)

173 "While you guys are handcuffing me, right this minute, my wife is getting pregnant!"

/BATF guy

Posted by: Muldoon at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (kXYt5)

174 Fag checkers? So soon after pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (MDJ/M)

175 Who gets tense with the tentmaker's daughter while the tentmaker's busy making tents?

Posted by: Quarter twenty at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (rD0QW)

176 These scoldy crapcheckers have no sense of humor, they don't get it. They think Mc'farty pants is great, therefore its not funny to them. They are also stupid and can't understand humor

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)

177 Try it without the s in https?
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No, it defaults to the proper https and blocks it. Thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (yikp0)

178
Pelosi might be planning to go out with a "bang", to cover her parachuting to safety before the missile hits so she and Paul can get away with their millions. We've seen this movie before.

They escape in the Flying Sub.

Posted by: Admiral Nelson at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (63Dwl)

179 "Issuer: R3"

Yeah that guy is a real dick.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (qpX6U)

180 Trump was really good at getting the media to widely publicize bad news for them this way. Guess at this point they're just like Pavlov's dog.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (b2nrj)

The arguments about Trump were always "thinking past the sale".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (44ww/)

181 At least Winston Smith didn't know there was a telescreen in the room.

You're putting your possibly illegal writings in the cloud? Jeez...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

182 By the way, nothing screams "Alzheimer's Patient" quite like Joe wandering off during his wife's speech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (5pTK/)

183 "Try it without the s in https?"

Telnet in as user "guest" and try password "guest".

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 03:55 PM (qpX6U)

184 I wonder if there's a lesson there.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:41 PM (UlZCQ)

There certainly is, and leftist organization like the ATF, BLM, and Antifa have learned it well.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 01, 2022 03:55 PM (z0DEK)

185 180 Trump was really good at getting the media to widely publicize bad news for them this way. Guess at this point they're just like Pavlov's dog.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (b2nrj)

The arguments about Trump were always "thinking past the sale".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (44ww/)

"The border crisis is not nearly as bad as Trump says it is"(admitting there is a border crisis) sort of thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 01, 2022 03:56 PM (b2nrj)

186 Actually the funniest part is that Biden really did wander off while she was giving that speech.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 03:56 PM (Y+l9t)

187 If so, then yeah. Seems like a criminally prosecutable offense to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:48 PM (NWBBy)

I would agree with that specific scenario. However, how many of *those* people do you think are amongst the ones who have been tried and convicted, let alone those rotting without any trial date?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:52 PM (llON

Agreed, and I truly do not know the answer to your question.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:56 PM (47mFt)

188 81 million votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)

189 My credo "Nothing is true until it is officially denied" holds up pretty well...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 61 and foggy at August 01, 2022 03:57 PM (jTmQV)

190 By the way, nothing screams "Alzheimer's Patient" quite like Joe wandering off during his wife's speech.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Maybe he just agrees with the rest of the world that she is a doctor of BS and he got tired of listening. Nah

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 03:57 PM (ftFVW)

191 While you guys are handcuffing me, right this minute, my wife is getting pregnant!

This might actually have been true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 03:57 PM (Ivdso)

192 Dang, my faggoty sock never works.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Chapped Lips at August 01, 2022 03:57 PM (R5lpX)

193 Anyone that felt the need to put a fact check message attached to the hilarious ice cream truck video just looks like a clown and a complete idiot.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2022 03:57 PM (NpAcC)

194 By the way, nothing screams "Alzheimer's Patient" quite like Joe wandering off during his wife's speech.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 03:54 PM (5pTK/)

That, and she doesn't miss a beat, doesn't pause for a moment when he starts wandering off, as if she expects it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (47mFt)

195 OT: The Post Millennial website reports six in ten abortion clinics shut down in states with pro-life laws after Roe overturned.
https://is.gd/y3pyrn

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (llON8)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (llON8)

197 Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 03:44 PM (OzNIz)
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So you want Chairman Xi to have approval authority over travel plans of US elected officials. Do I have this right?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (sWM8x)

198 /BATF guy
Posted by: Muldoon at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (kXYt5)
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ICD-10 code: Z31.69: Encounter for other general counseling and advice on pregnancy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (5pTK/)

199 These people really don't care how much they beclown themselves, do they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 03:24 PM (4p7Em)



Not as long as the check clears.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (PY/t0)

200 There's nothing funny about Biden. He's too perfect.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 03:59 PM (UlZCQ)

201 I bet he's going to order chocolate chocolate chip.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2022 03:59 PM (NpAcC)

202 >>>Twitchy advises us to get our laughs in now, while we still can. Here is a video of a Brit getting arrested for posting on social media an image of LGBTQuerty flags arranged in a swastika pattern.

Thus proving the point.
Then they double down and put the guy against the wall.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 01, 2022 03:59 PM (QvlIV)

203 195 OT: The Post Millennial website reports six in ten abortion clinics shut down in states with pro-life laws after Roe overturned.
https://is.gd/y3pyrn

HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 03:58 PM (llON

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I thought they were going to rely on pap smears to come up with the budgeting shortfall from the abortions being outlawed. You know, abortions are only 4% of their business.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

204 158 Can anyone access the nitter.net mirror site [or whatever it's called] of twitter.com?? When I try using Brave and MS Edge, I get a fallacious "Not Secure" blocker sic:

Your connection is not private
Attackers might be trying to steal your information from nitter.net (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn more
NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID
Subject: nitter.net

Issuer: R3
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:50 PM (yikp0)


Their certificate expired today. The nitter.net admin just needs to renew it. No worries!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 01, 2022 03:59 PM (DTX3h)

205 Would love to see the rest of the video, what it took to get him back where he was supposed to be standing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:00 PM (47mFt)

206 That was a near-barrelling....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 01, 2022 04:00 PM (906pl)

207 Fact checkers. Batboy! Is not real.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2022 04:00 PM (GwxCX)

208 Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) says that the mullahs will build nukes in order to turn New York City into “hellish ruins.” This is why Iran wants nukes? Eight years of Bill de Blasio and no end to Democratic rule have already succeeded quite well in turning much of the once-great city into “hellish ruins”; why go to all the trouble of nuking the place when the Democrats will finish the job before too long?

Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

209 121 Twitchy has a post about the Domenech/McCain vs Kinzinger RINO civil war happening on Twitter. It's like watching retarded kids fight.

Posted by: Mark1971
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Note what Domenech said though to a veteran running for US Senate there in that thread that started the battle. That is the type of idiocy in the Bush WH. We justly criticize Trump for his errors in appointment. How about sparing some bile for GWB and his unforced errors in appointments of people like Domenech.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (CXr4y)

210 I have a feeling the Prez got a very sharp lecture from Dr. Jill about how hard she works to keep him straight, and how everyone watches everything and is out to get them both, and when he wanders around like that it just makes her job harder and helps all the people who don't like him, and she is sick and tired of nursemaiding him, and one of these days, etc., etc.

Posted by: RM at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (U3LtS)

211 OT, but I came very late to the last thread about Krugman denying that there's a recession --"and it doesn't matter if there is anyway..." and I just want to drop this here:

They are going to keep right on denying that there's a recession RIGHT up until we get the first reported shitty numbers after the Republicans take over the House and Senate. Then they'll say we ARE in a recession...."The Republican Recession."

Watch

Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (mR6Gs)

212 I don't care if Biden was chasing an ice cream truck, I just want to watch them deny it.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (gacPx)

213 I thought they were going to rely on pap smears to come up with the budgeting shortfall from the abortions being outlawed. You know, abortions are only 4% of their business.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)


The other 96% is government funding.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (AiZBA)

214 Sorry Joe, they aren't selling the Choco Taco anymore.
See if you can do something about that by Executive order.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

215 Telnet in as user "guest" and try password "guest".
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I don't know what that means.

I did just try opening one in Brave's private window [but not the Tor window] and got the same block. BTW, I don't have a VPN to try that either.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (yikp0)

216 The left says the right alters the truth, when the left actually alters the truth. The left in this case being evil shaitan-spawn from hell.

Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (0OP+5)

217 I thought they were going to rely on pap smears to come up with the budgeting shortfall from the abortions being outlawed. You know, abortions are only 4% of their business.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022

I always laughed at that line. Yea womenz everywhere go there mostly for pap smears and you're rolling in cash otherwise. We really don't make much from killing kids. Honest!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2022 04:02 PM (GwxCX)

218 >>> 214 Sorry Joe, they aren't selling the Choco Taco anymore.
See if you can do something about that by Executive order.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

Um... you don't REALLY want a Choco Taco that has any association with Biden, do you???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 04:02 PM (llON8)

219 "While you guys are handcuffing me, right this minute, my wife is getting pregnant!"

/BATF guy
Posted by: Muldoon
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lolol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 01, 2022 04:03 PM (E6Dy9)

220 Their certificate expired today. The nitter.net admin just needs to renew it. No worries!
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Thanks!

I read the text with the Warning [but not the code stuff after] and I was wondering about the Certification stuff.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

221 These scoldy crapcheckers have no sense of humor, they don't get it. They think Mc'farty pants is great, therefore its not funny to them. They are also stupid and can't understand humor
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2022 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)

This is a huge part of it, but not the whole part of it. They like to fact-check obvious parody so they can pretend that it wasn't parody at all and that stupid Trumpsters actually believe that Biden walked away to follow an ice cream truck.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2022 04:04 PM (mR6Gs)

222 Data published by the UK Government reveals the vaccinated population in England has a higher mortality rate per 100,000 than the unvaccinated population.

The figures show that it takes approximately 5 months from receiving the Covid-19 vaccine for that elevated mortality rate to be realised.

This, therefore, implies the mass winter “Booster” vaccination campaign is to blame for the sudden rise in weekly excess deaths across England since the end of April 2022.

Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

223 I hope Nanzi does go to Taiwan and show them she isn't afraid to take one for the team

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (k8B25)

224 Did they shoot Pelosi down yet?

Posted by: dartist at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (+ya+t)

225 I always laughed at that line. Yea womenz everywhere go there mostly for pap smears and you're rolling in cash otherwise. We really don't make much from killing kids. Honest!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2022 04:02 PM (GwxCX)

Argued once with a liberal acquaintance about federal funding for these centers and how it's wrong to use federal funds on abortion. He said, and I'm being serious, "They don't use those funds for that. They can't. They use them for other things."

You'll be happy to know that there's no co-mingling of funds, everyone!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (KbCG3)

226 "So you want Chairman Xi to have approval authority over travel plans of US elected officials. Do I have this right?"

The problem is that we created the problem.

You don't just get on a plane as third in line to succession to the Presidency to visit territory disputed by our chief, nuclear armed adversary. And especially you don't do so without coordinating this with our President, who just f*cking had a long personal call with Xi.

One could not have predicted the precise reaction, but the clear effect is to convey a complete lack of coordination at the highest levels of our leadership, with a good dose of confirmation that the Speaker of the House does not regard the President as actually in charge of our foreign policy.

China and Taiwan are in a Mexican standoff. So you don't just start tossing monkey wrenches around in their general direction. Especially when it also makes our leadership look disunified and confused in the face of a determined adversary who is studying our every move.

Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (OzNIz)

227
Did they shoot Pelosi down yet?
Posted by: dartist at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (+ya+t)

Great. She can fly now. Just great.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (IXpV7)

228 Um... you don't REALLY want a Choco Taco that has any association with Biden, do you???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 04:02 PM (llON
*********
Jill can pass them out at the border.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (NpAcC)

229 Did they intubate Joe yet?

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

230 Great. She can fly now. Just great.

Like R2D2! But just for that one scene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 04:07 PM (Ivdso)

231 Just another reminder that Leftists are incompetent at meming.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (K5n5d)

232 They are definitely hiding deaths because of vaccine

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (k8B25)

233 Did you see the leaked court documents regarding Depp/Heard. Johnny Depp's Lawyers Wanted Amber Heard Nudes and Exotic Dancer Past Revealed in Court

Too bad that didn't come up in trial, although she may go back to her roots to pay Depp the 10+ million she owes him lol

Posted by: Salacious Gossip at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (JCZqz)

234 229 Did they intubate Joe yet?

Hell yes they did, and I took it like a man! Barely shed a tear as Cornpop's giant black thing went up there...

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (U26n1)

235 @215 215 Telnet in as user "guest" and try password "guest".
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I don't know what that means.

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Telnet is a very non-secure remote access client built into pretty much every router and switch out there. It's so insecure that one of the first things network techs have knocked into their heads is to go in and turn it off on every last piece of network equipment before doing anything else.

Guest and Guest would be default login credentials.

Posted by: junior at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (9ROm9)

236 Did they shoot Pelosi down yet?
Posted by: dartist at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (+ya+t)

Imagine a world where they would shoot down a plane that supposedly had Nanzi Pelousy on it, but really didn't. So she and her drunkard husband could "disappear" without hassle.

How would that world be any different from the one we have now?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (47mFt)

237 If a bag isn't resealable, then it is just one serving.
I don't make the rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (inRxW)

238 Factchecking a joke that's obviously untrue is supposed to lend credibility to their other factchecks.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (UlZCQ)

239 If a bag isn't resealable, then it is just one serving.

Your pet agrees, RE: pet food bags

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (Ivdso)

240 Telnet in as user "guest" and try password "guest".
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy


I am old enough to know what that means. And old enough for it to have worked for me on more than one occasion.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (vcv8B)

241 It is called The SADS.

Is Bill OK?
He is just having a case of the SADS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (QvlIV)

242 Telnet in as user "guest" and try password "12345".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (inRxW)

243 Like R2D2! But just for that one scene.
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And the Daleks 14 years into the series!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 04:09 PM (yikp0)

244 Data published by the UK Government reveals the vaccinated population in England has a higher mortality rate per 100,000 than the unvaccinated population.

The figures show that it takes approximately 5 months from receiving the Covid-19 vaccine for that elevated mortality rate to be realised.
Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (RHGPo)


That matches pretty much the timeline for my father's - and a couple other older folks' - death from unexpected

Be a year tomorrow.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 04:10 PM (xhaym)

245 There are warning flags every few months of early deaths for no reason in populations around the globe.

I say I am fine and content being a control subject who didn't take the vaccine.
And been fine

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:10 PM (k8B25)

246 One more dour thought and back to work. One scenario I'm particularly concerned about is a Chicom jet interfering with the flight just enough for one of ours to shoot it down. Fun stuff!

Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 04:10 PM (OzNIz)

247 Too bad that didn't come up in trial, although she may go back to her roots to pay Depp the 10+ million she owes him lol
Posted by: Salacious Gossip at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (JCZqz)

She gone have some callouses on that thing with that much pole swingin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2022 04:11 PM (M+Lyo)

248 Too bad that didn't come up in trial, although she may go back to her roots to pay Depp the 10+ million she owes him lol
Posted by: Salacious Gossip at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (JCZqz)

To be fair though, old Amber Heard noods would be much more valuable than new Amber Heard noods.

Not that she's awful looking now, but back in the day... man, was she hot. Don't tell me how crazy she is, I don't want to hear it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:11 PM (47mFt)

249 We should play along. Object vociferously to the veracity of their fact-checks. Like "Free speech is overrated, but not overly so".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 04:11 PM (vcv8B)

250 Bert TC - that means she has to stfu

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:11 PM (k8B25)

251 I don’t believe it.

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 01, 2022 04:12 PM (glGDV)

252 Maybe the Judge will force Elon to buy twitter.
Then he can fire people via rocket.

i sorta don't want him to be saddled with it, i think it's going to lose half its value (or maybe I just hope that)
Posted by: ace


Find the dedicated via the clean the launch pad with a scrub brush assignment while a live rocket is prepped.

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2022 04:12 PM (FhXTo)

253 Newborn Baby’s Arm AMPUTATED After Mom Took Covid “Vaccines” and Baby Suffered Blood Clots in the Womb

Posted by: Neo at August 01, 2022 04:12 PM (RHGPo)

254 Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (OzNIz)
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China is looking for an excuse to ratchet up tensions. US government officials have visited Taiwan before and the CCP registered their opposition, nothing more. (Admitedly, no previous visiting officials had the rank of the speaker.)

We're in a near-global diplomatic effort to convince allied and non-aligned countries to increase their resistance to Chinese aggression. Preventing a visit by Pelosi to Taiwan would send precisely the wrong signal to those countries.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 01, 2022 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

255 @240 I am old enough to know what that means. And old enough for it to have worked for me on more than one occasion.

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Telnet's still very much around. When I took my first Cisco class a few years ago, literally the first thing I learned was how to disable Telnet on a router.

Posted by: junior at August 01, 2022 04:13 PM (9ROm9)

256 https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/
2022/08/that-taiwan-trip.php

Reads its a go

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:14 PM (k8B25)

257 Did they shoot Pelosi down yet?
Posted by: dartist at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (+ya+t)
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:: takes out crystal ball ::

Pelosi goes to Taiwan, the CCP military makes some movements of military hardware to snatch headlines and make compelling video content, the US will be tremendously disparaged in the CCP press as the western running-dogs in their back yard, anti-American sentiment will rise in Red China under the onslaught of frenetic press and the CCP's diplomats will get very aggressive on social media and hurl insults at American and other western leaders. There may be a minor and largely symbolic trade sanction on the US or Japan that they can shout from the rooftops from Beijing. It does not escalate dramatically.

:: puts away crystal ball ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 04:14 PM (WWh8n)

258 Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (OzNIz)

It also isn't 1997, facing a CCP not infused with Western currency, manufacturing, and weapon designs.

It's also not like everywhere else is relatively calm except around the S. China Sea.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 01, 2022 04:15 PM (Rl7KJ)

259 This slender Asian lady in a bikini is experiencing nervous tension about the threats around Taiwan:
https://is.gd/rGhJqa

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 04:15 PM (WWh8n)

260 I'm waiting for the Euro-Trash to visit Taiwan. But they don't want to upset their Chinese masters.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2022 04:16 PM (OTvdu)

261 Missed the last thread but the new response to layoffs at CNN has to become "but are we in a recession and what does it matter?"

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 04:16 PM (NnE+Z)

262 220 Their certificate expired today. The nitter.net admin just needs to renew it. No worries!
----------------------------
Thanks!

I read the text with the Warning [but not the code stuff after] and I was wondering about the Certification stuff.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

andycanuck, here's another one that works:

nitter.moomoo.me/redsteeze
(redsteeze, for example)

Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 04:17 PM (GkGYg)

263 The Tim Nichols thing is a joke precisely because these twats keep trying to gaslight people about how the economy is amazing, rather than the truth - which is our civilization is teetering on the edge of collapsing entirely.

By design, I'm sure.

The powers that be are moving to pump the brakes on agriculture right as we're moving into a horrible harvest - farmers were already letting crops sit because it costs too much to harvest and market them, and now multiple western nations are trying to outright put a portion of farmers out of business. They've now added "peasants shouldn't own cars" to the litany of shit like "you should eat bugs", as well.

If there is something to remember if/when this kicks off and we can no longer communicate here: WIN. 2nd place podium is in a ditch with your family and neighbors. Shit didn't have to be like this but if we're going to do this, don't half ass it.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at August 01, 2022 04:17 PM (6Xyqy)

264 The only notable difference between National Review & the Bulwark is tonnage.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 01, 2022 04:17 PM (Zy9Yy)

265 Did they shoot Pelosi down yet?
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It will be a simulated death. She'll parachute out before they shoot down the plane. Get picked up by a Chi Com sub, and transition into a cyborg under the skilled ministrations of Chi Com scientists. She will spend the rest of her days, in a chinese DMV keeping track of who's next in line.

Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at August 01, 2022 04:17 PM (nD+q2)

266 Data published by the UK Government reveals the vaccinated population in England has a higher mortality rate per 100,000 than the unvaccinated population.
_______________

May be the result of selection bias: people who are in poor health already are probably more likely to get vaccinated, and conversely.

Just an alternative hypothesis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (JGgz0)

267 What's hilarious is if you click on the search "magnifying glass" icon on Twitter they have a huge Reuters fact check message about Biden and the ice cream message telling you it's not real.

They want to make sure that everyone on the site knows this has been digitally edited.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

268 Teenagers have died from the Fake Vax

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (k8B25)

269 235 @215 215 Telnet in as user "guest" and try password "guest".
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I don't know what that means.

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Telnet is a very non-secure remote access client built into pretty much every router and switch out there. It's so insecure that one of the first things network techs have knocked into their heads is to go in and turn it off on every last piece of network equipment before doing anything else.

Guest and Guest would be default login credentials.
Posted by: junior



Um, I use Telnet at work to log onto one of our networks. It's a private network and DoD, so it's 'secure'-ish. We don't use default logins though. Got to use a username/password.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (sAmhv)

270
oops

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (sAmhv)

271 Imagine a world where they would shoot down a plane that supposedly had Nanzi Pelousy on it, but really didn't. So she and her drunkard husband could "disappear" without hassle.

How would that world be any different from the one we have now?
Posted by: BurtTC

More importantly: how long before people tell me to stop cheering?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (StBu4)

272 232 They are definitely hiding deaths because of vaccine
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:08 PM (

I read your comment as defining deviancy down. I'm not sure why.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 01, 2022 04:19 PM (NOYGJ)

273 269: I meant create a username/password.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:19 PM (sAmhv)

274 Funny thing is if Sundowner was told by the Chinese not to go to Taiwan, he wouldn't go.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:19 PM (k8B25)

275 It will be a simulated death. She'll parachute out before they shoot down the plane. Get picked up by a Chi Com sub, and transition into a cyborg under the skilled ministrations of Chi Com scientists. She will spend the rest of her days, in a chinese DMV keeping track of who's next in line.
Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at August 01, 2022 04:17 PM (nD+q2)

She has a built-in chestal floatation device. She ought to be capable of bobbing on the ocean for weeks. I don't expect the sharks will try to eat her. Professional courtesy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:20 PM (47mFt)

276 O/T but it's 80 degrees on my back porch this afternoon. First of August.

Algore hardest hit.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 01, 2022 04:20 PM (906pl)

277 Omg I just had a thought. What if Pelosi gets captured and turned into a card-carrying communist working for the CCP?

How are we going to know the difference?

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 04:20 PM (UlZCQ)

278 Re clotshot deaths: Morticians are reporting very unusual blood clots in cadavers that began at about the time the vaccines were administered. This story includes pictures of the clots, which do look alarming to my non-medical mind.

https://tinyurl.com/4tb92xsk

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 01, 2022 04:20 PM (sWM8x)

279 Imagine the msm's ire if the manipulated video was a group of 10 year old girls twirling their hair.

Posted by: WisRich at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

280 The flip side to all this is it really amounts to Twitter posting their own L's.

I agree it's egregious and has real world consequences . It's also a huge own-goal.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (LGjrs)

281 274 Funny thing is if Sundowner was told by the Chinese not to go to Taiwan, he wouldn't go.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:19 PM (k8B25)

Ancient Chinese proberb: Don't bribe a man with dementia.

Posted by: AP Fact Xer at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (Y5qcH)

282 >259 This slender Asian lady in a bikini is experiencing nervous tension about the threats around Taiwan:
https://is.gd/rGhJqa

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 04:15 PM (WWh8n)

Whoa - she gives me yellow fever! (I denounce myself)

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (gryET)

283 276 O/T but it's 80 degrees on my back porch this afternoon. First of August.

Algore hardest hit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher



Took a pleasant along the Potomac earlier today. It was 83. It's rare to get temps like this in August here in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (sAmhv)

284 If the blood is clotting everywhere, the covid can't travel around your body effectively. Seems like a win.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 04:22 PM (UlZCQ)

285 I thought Planned Parenthood made all their money from mammograms?

Posted by: blaster at August 01, 2022 04:22 PM (jXzQN)

286 @269 Um, I use Telnet at work to log onto one of our networks. It's a private network and DoD, so it's 'secure'-ish. We don't use default logins though. Got to use a username/password.

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Safe largely because it's purely internal. One of the reasons why it's so insecure is because it's unencrypted, and you're sending your login credentials in plain text. If there was the slightest chance of someone snooping in, you'd be using SSH instead.

Posted by: junior at August 01, 2022 04:22 PM (9ROm9)

287 May be the result of selection bias: people who are in poor health already are probably more likely to get vaccinated, and conversely.

Just an alternative hypothesis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (JGgz0)

"Neo" has been posting several incredible (literally) stories today. Without links.

I wouldn't put any credence into anything he posts at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:22 PM (47mFt)

288
Took a pleasant along the Potomac earlier today. It was 83. It's rare to get temps like this in August here in Babylon DC.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (sAmhv)

I'm on the NoVA side. Agreed.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 01, 2022 04:23 PM (906pl)

289 The fact-checking and recession embargo from the mainstream media is actually going to make the recession worse because it is delaying the reduction in commodity prices and housing that should have already happened by the time a technical recession is upon us. Take 2008 for example, there was a big run-up in fuel prices and then those rapidly crashed as the technical recession took hold. By delaying the corrective cost of things, the elites are only going to make this much worse. The stock market should be at about $25,000 and gas should be sitting at about $2 a gallon right now. Like in the last recession a housing correction is going to happen and it's going to happen hard. Not because of bad loans but because people can't afford the ones they have.

Posted by: Fish at August 01, 2022 04:23 PM (ADw0E)

290 Not a Dr., but I'm pretty sure your blood clots after you die.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Y5qcH)

291 Um, I use Telnet at work to log onto one of our networks. It's a private network and DoD, so it's 'secure'-ish. We don't use default logins though. Got to use a username/password.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (sAmhv)
++++
Telnet is not a secure protocol. That non-secure protocol inside a secure area (e.g., inside the private network) may be workable but still wouldn't be a good practice if alternatives exist. Telnet across security domains or on the internet would be ... not good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 04:23 PM (WWh8n)

292 May be the result of selection bias: people who are in poor health already are probably more likely to get vaccinated, and conversely.
Just an alternative hypothesis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (JGgz0)


The Substack El Gato Malo digests the published information, and gives a post on it regularly, if you are interested in some charts and explanation.

It has been about a week since the last one, so you have to go to the archives to see them. You don't have to be registered to read, just to post.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 04:24 PM (xhaym)

293 Humidity up but not hot, will get there this week.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 04:24 PM (k8B25)

294 ELON MUSK BLASTS WIKIPEDIA FOR RECESSION DEFINITION CHANGE, THEY ALSO CHANGED THE DEFINITION OF  'DEFINITION'

https://bit.ly/3biuSL2

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 04:25 PM (inRxW)

295 92
East German dictator Erich Honecker is talking to Erich Mielke, head of the Stasi.

Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 03:37 PM (yikp0)

Every morning, Honecker wakes up, and says "Hello, sun!" And the sun says, "Hello, Erich!"

One day, he's working late, and watches the sunset. He says "Goodbye, sun," and the sun says "Fuck you, Erich - I'm in the West, now!"
Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at August 01, 2022 03:39 PM (IXpV7)

One of the more chilling moments in The Lives of Others. Man, what an awesome movie that was.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 04:25 PM (k6dkt)

296 With all this "fact checking" leftists tell me that Palin said she could see Russia from her house and that Trump colluded with Russia...somehow

Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (ESjRY)

297 288
Took a pleasant along the Potomac earlier today. It was 83. It's rare to get temps like this in August here in Babylon DC.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:21 PM (sAmhv)

I'm on the NoVA side. Agreed.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher



NoVA side also. There are some real nice trails south, along the GW PKWY. Fairly easy to get to for me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (sAmhv)

298 The early network protocols were made by men who had no idea how vast and hostile the internet would be.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (44ww/)

299 If the blood is clotting everywhere, the covid can't travel around your body effectively. Seems like a win.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 04:22 PM (UlZCQ)
++++
Like damming a river. Makes sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (WWh8n)

300 I'll admit, the Atlantic one was so on-brand for them I didn't even notice it was intended as satire. But that's largely because they publish stuff like that all the time. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if they do end up publishing it's kissing cousin before November hits.

All they are is a spin machine.

Posted by: Voyager at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (u5PZm)

301 Gut tells me, even if they had said it was a joke right before the vid or pic, our betters would still fact check it as fake.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

302 December 9, 2021
VAERS Data Indicates the Covid Vaccines Have Killed At Least 140,000 Americans
By Vasko Kohlmayer

https://bit.ly/31IPR4m

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 04:27 PM (inRxW)

303 FB has been censoring anything with the cokehead's laptop as "personal information." I'm going on month 6 of a shadowban for posting memes relating to the dementia patient and the junta's shenanigans.

Posted by: Devil-Slayer at August 01, 2022 04:27 PM (nOitz)

304 When you're changing the definition of the word "definition" -- you might be the baddies.

Posted by: brak at August 01, 2022 04:27 PM (j5Tg0)

305 oops
Posted by: Puddleglum
----------------------------
Oh, no. Puddleglum just launched a nuke strike at China.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)

306 This Arizona Senateor Kristall Cinema needs to vote for this bill. If we be nots pass this bill how many childrin of coler will die ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 01, 2022 04:28 PM (4eN6q)

307 Here's the deal. Last night I tried to watch a, "Vice News," report about those racist Mexican Americans on the American side of the border with the third world narcostate to our south. The reportrix whom I shall call, Karen, kept interrupting her interviewees to ask whether or not they felt it was appropriate to call illegal aliens, "criminals." The Left is so far gone, I fear that the only way to cure their depravity is with a SMOD or two.

Posted by: Marooned at August 01, 2022 04:28 PM (w6hJ9)

308 290 Not a Dr., but I'm pretty sure your blood clots after you die.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Y5qcH)
I rate this as 100% accurate.
V. Dracula

Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2022 04:28 PM (0OP+5)

309 298 The early network protocols were made by men who had no idea how vast and hostile the internet would be.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2022 04:26 PM (44ww/)

We still use MODBUS in the plant. Some of those old protocols have real staying power.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2022 04:28 PM (Y5qcH)

310 She has a built-in chestal floatation device. She ought to be capable of bobbing on the ocean for weeks. I don't expect the sharks will try to eat her. Professional courtesy.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:20 PM (47mFt)

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2022 04:29 PM (7Ovsk)

311 I thought Planned Parenthood made all their money from mammograms?
Posted by: blaster at August 01, 2022


***
Hard to get a reading, innit? They're so big, those mammoths --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2022 04:29 PM (txdEq)

312 227 Did they shoot Pelosi down yet?
Posted by: dartist at August 01, 2022 04:05 PM (+ya+t)

Great. She can fly now. Just great.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 04:06 PM (IXpV7)

ha!

Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 04:29 PM (GkGYg)

313 305 oops
Posted by: Puddleglum
----------------------------
Oh, no. Puddleglum just launched a nuke strike at China.
Posted by: andycanuck



Sorry about that. I sneezed when I was trying to hit the backspace. Finger slipped. Again, my deepest apologies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:29 PM (sAmhv)

314 VAERS

Data released today show that between Dec. 14, 2020 and July 2, 2021, a total of 438,441 total adverse events were reported to VAERS, including 9,048 deaths — an increase of 2,063 over the previous week. There were 41,015 serious injury reported during the same time period — up 6,950 compared with last week.

https://bit.ly/3vwguWf

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2022 04:29 PM (inRxW)

315 306 This Arizona Senateor Kristall Cinema needs to vote for this bill. If we be nots pass this bill how many childrin of coler will die ????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 01, 2022 04:28 PM (4eN6q)

========

If she does vote for it, all the childrin of coler will move into your neighborhood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 01, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

316 The early network protocols were made by men who had no idea how vast and hostile the internet would be.
----------------
High-trust society.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 04:30 PM (yikp0)

317 NOOD, since nobody called it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 04:30 PM (DRSnL)

318 Even absent the icecream truck music, what was the Resident walking away for?

Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 04:30 PM (GkGYg)

319 If the blood is clotting everywhere, the covid can't travel around your body effectively. Seems like a win.
Posted by: ...

There may be broader implications to this observation... just sayin...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 04:30 PM (StBu4)

320 Oh, no. Puddleglum just launched a nuke strike at China.
Posted by: andycanuck

Sorry about that. I sneezed when I was trying to hit the backspace. Finger slipped. Again, my deepest apologies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 04:29 PM (sAmhv)
---------

Well, at least we'll be warm this winter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 01, 2022 04:31 PM (5pTK/)

321 VAERS Data Indicates the Covid Vaccines Have Killed At Least 140,000 Americans
==
Oops! Oopsies!!

Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at August 01, 2022 04:31 PM (tFb0f)

322 >>> 266 Data published by the UK Government reveals the vaccinated population in England has a higher mortality rate per 100,000 than the unvaccinated population.
_______________

May be the result of selection bias: people who are in poor health already are probably more likely to get vaccinated, and conversely.

Just an alternative hypothesis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 04:18 PM (JGgz0)

That's not unreasonable by itself. Does it account for the *size* of the reported increases (in the UK or any other country reporting similar changes)? Can you account for the increase even factoring in things like missed cancer screenings or treatment due to woofloo hysteria? ...and finally what accounts for the reported birth rate drops of similarly ludicrous size?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 04:34 PM (llON8)

323 One of the more chilling moments in The Lives of Others. Man, what an awesome movie that was.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 04:25 PM (k6dkt)


there was a protester in East Berlin who was shouting "crappy government! crappy state!"
He was immediately arrested by a Stasi agent who started hustling him to a car.
The protester asked, "why am I being arrested"
The agent said, "because you are criticizing our state"
The protester said, "but I didn't say what state!"
The Stasi agent shouted, "Into the car, you! There is only one crappy government and one crappy state!"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 04:34 PM (xhaym)

324 248
To be fair though, old Amber Heard noods would be much more valuable than new Amber Heard noods.

Not that she's awful looking now, but back in the day... man, was she hot. Don't tell me how crazy she is, I don't want to hear it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2022 04:11 PM (47mFt)

https://tinyurl.com/ywev934n
Hot? Check.
Crazy eyes? Check
Worth it...check, if you aren't a multi millionaire like Depp. I got nothing to lose!

Posted by: Salacious Gossip at August 01, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

325 >>> 321 VAERS Data Indicates the Covid Vaccines Have Killed At Least 140,000 Americans
==
Oops! Oopsies!!
Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at August 01, 2022 04:31 PM (tFb0f)

We were expecting much, much more.

Get to work!

Posted by: WEF at August 01, 2022 04:35 PM (llON8)

326 I'm sorry for your loss, Kindltot. Both of my parents, (in their 80s,) have apparently been vaccine injured. His lungs. Her optic nerve. Also, my brother has been falling down one or two times a day since he took the first Pfizer shot. He stopped after the first because he remembered that his doctors had told him after his 2004 bout with Guillain Barre, "DO NOT TAKE ANY MORE VACCINES."

Posted by: Marooned at August 01, 2022 04:40 PM (w6hJ9)

327 315 306 This Arizona Senateor Kristall Cinema needs to vote for this bill. If we be nots pass this bill how many childrin of coler will die ????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 01, 2022 04:28 PM (4eN6q)

========

If she does vote for it, all the childrin of coler will move into your neighborhood.

Vermont is probably the the "Whitest" of all 50 states and this Clogginstien stuff about black children is ridiculous.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 01, 2022 04:46 PM (4eN6q)

328 Clap for the unfunny Kimmell joke, comrades!

Laugh, you kulaks, or we will be forced to shoot you!

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at August 01, 2022 05:17 PM (PTYkn)

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