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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (7/31/22)
Quote I “The former president’s hosting this garbage over there, and those guys are accepting this money — it’s an insult to all the people that died on 9/11 and how their families were affected,” Former NFL QB Boomer Esiason
Quote II "The jury in this case was thoughtful and attentive to the evidence. This verdict justly reflects the extensive evidence regarding the nature of the harm caused by Charter Spectrum's gross negligence and reckless misconduct. For the safety of the American public, we can only hope that Charter Spectrum and its shareholders are listening," Attorney Chris Hamilton
Quote III “I think it is appropriate for Jim Harbaugh to make comments on political matters. First, he is staying true to his conscience and speaking out against what he believes is wrong. This is the fundamental basis of free speech and the free exchange of thoughts and ideas.”Luke Estey, a sophomore studying psychology and philosophy
This story hits so close to home.
HENDERSON, NV — Tough, independent woman Maggie Stallings once again told her husband today that he absolutely must leave the toilet seat down or she will actually fall into the commode. "I need a man to do this for me or I will literally die," said Mrs. Stallings, staring at the raised toilet lid. "It's such a heavy lid and I simply can't trust myself to know if it's up or down. One wrong move, and I'm a goner!"
Their demise is not fast enough. The Cleveland Douchebags.
As a result of years of pressure from activist groups, several years ago, the Cleveland baseball franchise announced they would soon be changing the team’s name. Naturally, the team prominently declared its commitment to the correct motivations, suggesting that unity and “community” explained their decision: “We believe our organization is at its best when we can unify our community and bring people together – and we believe a new name will allow us to do this more fully.” So after over 100 years as the Cleveland Indians, the team started play in 2022 as the Cleveland Guardians.
But Yogi did you have an invitation to visit?
July 27 (UPI) -- A South Carolina woman's security camera captured video of the moment a bear strolled onto her front porch and rang the doorbell in the middle of the night. Wendy Watson said the doorbell camera at her Greenville County home started recording about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday, triggered by the motion of a bear that wandered up to her front door.
What should we do about marijuana possession charges, convictions and imprisonment? Elon Musk makes a valid point.
Elon Musk says US should 'free some people in jail for weed here too' after Biden reportedly offered to swap a Russian arms dealer for imprisoned WNBA star Brittney Griner
The following story struck me as funny. That's Mr. Misogynistic Humanitarian to you.
More than 30 riders in the all-female Tour de France Femmes crashed and piled on each other Thursday during the race’s fifth stage. Eurosport captured footage of the moments after cyclists crashed into each other and got entangled among themselves. “It was chaotic, people were screaming everywhere, and mechanics, directors and doctors came running – it was chaotic,” Canadian cyclist Magdeleine Vallieres Mill told Cycling News after reaching the finish line.
A transgender cheerleader who was born a biological male was kicked out of a Texas cheerleading camp and given a criminal citation after allegedly choking a female teammate. "Well guys I’m officially retired as a cheerleader as of last night at 5:30 AM. A girl on the team was being very disrespectful and told me I am a MAN with a PENIS and that [guys] should not be on the team," the cheerleader, Averie Chanel Medlock, wrote on Facebook last week. "I stood up for myself and she called her mom and dad because she was scared because I [stood] up for myself. Her father said ‘she still has testosterone and a penis and I will kill anyone who comes after my daughter.’"
FJB!
More than four in ten Americans have been forced to cut back on everyday habits and items, including the amount of groceries they purchase, as a result of Bidenflation, a recent Suffolk University/USA TODAY survey found. They survey asked respondents about the habits they have had to change due to the reality of rising prices in President Biden’s America. Bidenflation was much worse than experts predicted for the month of June, rising to an annual rate of 9.1 percent, according to the Department of Labor.At the grocery store this morning sweet corn was $1.00 an ear. Da Fuq!?!
And now...................... SPAM is under lock and key.
It’s the nation’s crises in a can. Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like Spam has to be locked up. At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now being stocked in plastic, anti-theft cases. “I’ve never seen that before!” one cashier laughed while using a magnet to remove a can of Spam from its cage. The cashier was among the employees, tourists and store regulars stunned that the iconic blue-and-yellow cans are now being kept under lock-and-key — some even poking fun at the sight as “a sort of Jeff Koons homage,” per one viral tweet.
Perhaps someone should have applied themselves more in school. I've always wanted to say that about someone other than myself.
‘The absolute hatred in my heart whenever someone orders a cold drink’: Starbucks barista complains about working the ‘cold bar’ for most of his shift 'Thank you for your service. sincerely, someone who loves cold blended drinks from Starbucks.'
Speaking of coffee. So my coffee consumption isn't a problem?
You are the pollution they want to eliminate! Study: ‘Eating Too Much Protein Makes (Human) Pee a Problem Pollutant in the U.S.’ – ‘Can contribute to warming’Whew. Big ass sigh of relief.
I generally don't follow The Gateway Pundit too closely. However in this case I hope the suit is successful.
Although Maxwell’s criminal trial is over, she still faces a civil suit from Virginia Giuffre, who has said that when she was an underage girl known as Virginia Roberts, she was used by Epstein and Maxwell as part of their sex-trafficking operation. On Friday, The Gateway Pundit announced that it is seeking to intervene in that civil case to have the list of names made public, if a list of names exists among the documents in the trial.
All good things must come to an end...............
RIP NBA great Bill Russell
RIP Star Trek actress Nicelle Nichols. RIP Pat Carroll.
On this day: 31 Jul 1964
Country singer Jim Reeves was killed in a plane crash when the single engine aircraft flying from Arkansas to Nashville crashed in thick fog. 40 year- old Reeves was one of the first country singers to cross-over into the pop market. with his 1960 US No.2 single 'He'll Have To Go', and 1966 UK No.1 single 'Distant Drums'. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 31 Jul 2021
American guitarist and singer-songwriter Paul Cotton died at the age of 78. He was a member of the band Poco and the writer of their international hit song ‘Heart of the Night’. Cotton left Poco in early 2010 and went on to release several solo albums. via thisdayinmusic.com
Growing up with parents who lived through the Great Depression I'm frugal. On the plus side I'm not very vain. Genius Award Winner.
Man Tries to Perform Nose Job on Himself, Unsurprisingly Ends Up in the Hospital A Brazilian man ended up at the emergency room last week, after attempting to perform a rhinoplasty on himself, using YouTube tutorials and super glue. You can find all sorts of DIY tutorials on YouTube these days, and that apparently includes nose surgery as well. However, just because someone says you don’t have to be a doctor to perform an operation, especially if it’s on yourself doesn’t make it a good idea.
One man's trash is another's treasure. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Taking a “leap of faith,” a young Haitian man is trying to adopt to a baby he found in a trash can despite it cutting into his university studies. Long since legally-declared the boy’s guardian, 27-year-old Jimmy Amisial is merely waiting to raise money for the adoption procedure, and taking significant time away from university studies to do it. The story goes that back in December 2017, a 22-year-old Mr. Amisial came home to visit his mom Elicie in Haiti during a study break from Texas State University where he’s studying communication and electronic media.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 10:00 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:00 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 31, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 10:00 PM (NYG/c)
Posted by: Ciampino - Babies: Are coyotes liable to do a dingo? at July 31, 2022 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 10:01 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: wing at July 31, 2022 10:01 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:01 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:01 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 10:02 PM (GJnvT)
Monday's coming 'round the bend
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:02 PM (VItwo)
Love the top pic, MisHum!
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling tired and patriotic at July 31, 2022 10:02 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:04 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:04 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 10:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 10:05 PM (foa6+)
Also passing from the scene today was the great dog show judge Barbara Dempsey Alderman. She was 82 and active to the very end.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2022 10:05 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2022 10:05 PM (llON8)
This story is a lie!!
They don't use toilets in Henderson.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)
But...KSA is moving toward a Western-centric world view, is actively supporting Israel in it's fight against Iran, and shockingly, one of their senior clerics said recently that Israel is not a pariah, and maybe KSA should treat it just like any other country.
I doubt Trump saw it this way...I think it is mostly just sticking a thumb in the PGA's eye. But it is a complex issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (1Nxff)
So...he cut off his nose to spite his face?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2022 10:07 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:07 PM (AwYPR)
Eurosport captured footage of the moments after cyclists crashed into each other and got entangled among themselves.
Now available on Red Tube! (whatever that is)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 31, 2022 10:09 PM (H31K8)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:09 PM (tp+tP)
Eurosport captured footage of the moments after cyclists crashed into each other and got entangled among themselves.
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"You know what you did!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2022 10:09 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)
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"You know what you did!"
It's fine.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2022 10:10 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2022 10:10 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 31, 2022 10:11 PM (edU/H)
Seems there was a dust up a little while ago where PGA got all uppity with some golfers and then this Arabia thing took advantage of that.
Americans have been over there making money for ever.
Some money's got its' tail in a crack.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:11 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 31, 2022 10:11 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 31, 2022 10:11 PM (edU/H)
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It's certainly a very bad sign of what things will be like in the cities when they break down completely.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)
_________
"You know what you did!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2022 10:09 PM (1Nxff)
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Someone stopped to ask directions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (EZebt)
I kind of understand it, assuming it's genuinely based in moral objections.
The problem is, it's hard to tell anymore where real moral objections end and OrangeManBad begins.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Hadrian
And using plastic cling wrap to seal the toilet...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (StBu4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (XIJ/X)
CBD, you forgot to say, Ok Boomer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (XIJ/X)
Basically whatever Trump has done publicly since FJB took office is to stick in a thumb in whoever's eye he can.
Esiason should worry about the NFL being pussified instead of golf IMHO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Scont at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (bvtIt)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (H31K8)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I think they refer to that as Upcycling these days. You know, since it elevates the garbage.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: 496 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 31, 2022 10:11 PM (edU/H)
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Not that much.
-About every fourth person I see at Walgreen's
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (EZebt)
Don't like it? Go study electrical engineering.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr. at July 31, 2022 10:14 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 31, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo)
Someone stopped to ask directions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I read it was someone taking a selfie...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 10:14 PM (StBu4)
Y'know what they need? A celebrity to endorse eating bugs. Maybe Jeff Goldblum. Or a Kardashian.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 31, 2022 10:15 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Kalifornistan at July 31, 2022 10:15 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)
Excellent question.
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 10:16 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2022 10:16 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr. at July 31, 2022 10:16 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 10:16 PM (NYG/c)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 10:16 PM (StBu4)
New court documents reveal that Nicholas Roske, the man who police say traveled to Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s home with a gun to assassinate him, actually identifies as a male-to-female transgender woman named “Sophie.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr. at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Hold on, now. It depends what kind of beer was originally in the kegs. Piss may be an improvement, but maybe not.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (cupoy)
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Pro Tip: Don't google YouTube DIY Brazilian
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (XG2Fi)
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I saw an episode of Who Do You Believe? about a nasty fight between her agent and her son. Son claims that the agent was stealing her money and abusing her by forcing her into humiliating public appearances despite her obvious mental decline. Agent claims she wanted to do the appearances and son abandon her decades ago and was swooping in in her final days to get her money.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
Not sure what Edge is doing on your unit, but have you set another browser to be the default browser? That should keep Edge from opening 99 percent or more of the time.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (AMIL/)
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So it's ok for a tranny to refer to everyone as "guys"?
He's allowed to get away with misgendering?
Posted by: Oh? at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (9FBGz)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Hold on, now. It depends what kind of beer was originally in the kegs. Piss may be an improvement, but maybe not.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (cupoy)
Busch Light I'm guessing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: setnaffa at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (ud6pL)
Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr.
Uh, hu-haa, I bet she, uh, would be, hu-haa, very juicy. Yes.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 31, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Heh...He actually is. But he grew up around here and had friends who died on 9/11, so he has an emotional connection that is difficult to argue with.
And he is also a fairly conservative guy, so his response I think is emotional, and not just crazy Never-Trump bullshit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (UUBmN)
Ladies Tour de Farce, that crash occurred in the Parallel Parking Stage Trial.
*runs serpentine!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum
I actually heard that in his voice!
Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr. at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:07 PM (AwYPR)
How'd you like that Blondie?
How about you get up and we can do it again!
And Again! And Again!
Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
She made her choice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Sad if true. I didn't follow the Star Trek people off-camera lives but I think she was a class act all the way.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Kalifornistan at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: 496 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (U1eO
The only real problem for the ownership is if Guardians merchandise is not selling. If so, I predict here will be a different name in a few years.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (cupoy)
You mean Busch, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)
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That's one way to cut down on costs during these tough economic times. Plus, you get to recycle the non-Coors Light beer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (StBu4)
*runs serpentine!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 10:19 PM (tkOps)
Made me LOL NSD Jim!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Kalifornistan at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (7SwmH)
Unless you pretend to be a black woman. - Stirquisha Quiona Jones, nee Bob Jones
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr.
Only if he channels Seth Brundle and pukes acid on her first.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)
Don't like it? Go study electrical engineering.
Posted by: Archimedes
I like iced coffee. Also hot baristas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 31, 2022 10:23 PM (FVME7)
So I'm bigly ok with him getting back into pro golf tournament hosting.
Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at July 31, 2022 10:23 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (KTPXo)
Off woolen sock
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
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If you pretend to be a black woman, do they somehow cancel each other out? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 10:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: nurse ratched
And what about the movie "White Chicks?"
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 10:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (qEX9Y)
Posted by: Marooned at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (w6hJ9)
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In other words Journalism.
Reminds me of Human Resources = Personnel
I always imagined this pile of torsos, arms and legs from which to choose for a job.
Posted by: Ciampino - is an anti-personnel mine also an anti-human resources mine? at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Hum Thank you
Posted by: wing at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: setnaffa at July 31, 2022 10:18 PM (ud6pL)
Esiason is on the top-rated sports talk show in the biggest market in America, so I am not sure you are correct in suggesting that he is a "has-been."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Marooned at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
It's because shut up, racist!
Posted by: Lefty Thought Leader at July 31, 2022 10:25 PM (qEX9Y)
Hum Thank you
Posted by: wing at July 31, 2022 10:24 PM (PlW9M)
You're welcome.
I thank you and all of the others who stop by.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
The other cheerleader told she/he it was not a female but a guy with a dick dressed up like a girl which enraged her/it to violence.
It appears the female who made this observation has not been penalized.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:25 PM (VItwo)
Did the PGA really take a tournament from a Trump course?
If so, then I am going to change my opinion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (XIJ/X)
Why can't we strip the protein out of the pee and use it to make Humanitarian Rations to send to our good friends like Muslims in Central Africa and Astan? It's organic and Halal...
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)
Oh great. So we end up with more crap to wear.
Posted by: Country That Doesn't Know Baseball at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
intersectional *mumble mumble* power relations *mumble mumble*
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:27 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 31, 2022 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tessica Brown at July 31, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM
Uninstall Edge (Download another browser first!)
Go to privacy.sexy, select REMOVE BLOATWARE, select Uninstall Edge, download and run the script...
Easy-Peasy!
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 10:28 PM (Mj45H)
So...he cut off his nose to spite his face?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2022 10:07 PM (/NCI4)
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So ... what to say when someone cuts off his dick?
Posted by: Ciampino - dicktotamy? at July 31, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (7DYli)
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The protein in the pee really isn't the problem. YOU are the problem for consuming protein at all! They really do want you to die, for the good of the planet.
They will be right behind you, pinkie swear!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 10:29 PM (K5n5d)
"She" cannot have a penis growing off "her". That's how you can tell what "it" is.
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2022 10:29 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Ciampino - dicktotamy? at July 31, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Hiya Stubby?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2022 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ciampino - dicktotamy?
"Cut it off twice, and it's still too short?"
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at July 31, 2022 10:29 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)
Oh great. So we end up with more crap to wear.
Posted by: Country That Doesn't Know Baseball at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
"The jury in this case was thoughtful and attentive to the evidence. This verdict justly reflects the extensive evidence regarding the nature of the harm caused by Charter Spectrum's gross negligence and reckless misconduct. For the safety of the American public, we can only hope that Charter Spectrum and its shareholders are listening," Attorney Chris Hamilton
$7 fucking billion??? The Mega Millions was only a bit over $1 billion.
In other news, my Internet bill is going way up to fund this lunacy.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:30 PM (v23vE)
This might cause leftists to leave the state in droves, but that's a cost we would all have to pay.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 31, 2022 10:30 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2022 10:30 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:30 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: Infidel
Expanded version in four 50 minute episodes. I liked it better than the theatrical release.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (FVME7)
If so, then I am going to change my opinion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (XIJ/X)
They yanked the PGA Champ...a major...after/because Jan6.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (AwYPR)
If I have to put the seat down, I'm putting the lid down as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (1Nxff)
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If you have cats you always put both seat and lid down. Enough said.
Posted by: Ciampino - washing urine-soaked, squirming kittens not pleasant at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
In other news, my Internet bill is going way up to fund this lunacy.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:30 PM (v23vE)
Perhaps Spectrum should have eaten the $58.00 service charge.
Looks like the judge has a hard on for that company.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ho Lee Mackerel at July 31, 2022 10:32 PM (PIlQh)
So...he cut off his nose to spite his face?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2022 10:07 PM (/NCI4)
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:32 PM (v23vE)
The man does hold grudges. The PGA Tour and its media organs (Golf Channel) overreaction to LIV is making me wonder what exactly is going on.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2022 10:32 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (AwYPR)
Lovely.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:32 PM (XIJ/X)
I thank you and all of the others who stop by.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Yet, you don't call, you don't write.
Posted by: Your Yiddish Bubbe at July 31, 2022 10:33 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2022 10:33 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: 496 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (U1eOr)
[snort] You owe me a keyboard, 496.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (v23vE)
This family has a death wish.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (VItwo)
He might as well be on channel 71 in Ubukkakeistan as far as I'm concerned. His status as a sports star elevates his opinion to diddly squat.
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (bgPhH)
I never heard those words in one sentence before.
Posted by: Corona at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)
Oh great. So we end up with more crap to wear.
Posted by: Country That Doesn't Know Baseball at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)
You get new crap to wear every year anyway, for every pro and college team except maybe the Yankees and Notre Dame, what with special or all-new game jersey and baseball hat colors and striping, new t-shirt colors and logo designs, and new everything else including ball point pens.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:35 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2022 10:33 PM (KATBx)
Sexy coeds wielding badass rifles?
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2022 10:35 PM (St76U)
Posted by: Ciampino - washing urine-soaked, squirming kittens not pleasant
When one of the kids was potty training, the cat dropped through the little potty seat attachment. Somehow she didn't get wet, but she came wandering out with the cushion ring part around her waist. I laughed for ten minutes.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 10:35 PM (ftFVW)
I really didn't think about the mixed race cast, and "the" kiss didn't rock my personal boat. I admit, though, I was pretty impressed to discover Units wasn't only on the bridge, she was fourth in the chain of command.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 31, 2022 10:35 PM (H31K8)
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2022 10:36 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2022 10:34 PM (sn5EN)
I think he is wrong about the Saudi golf shit, but he is an intelligent guy who is probably more conservative than any other highly rated sports radio host in the country.
This is the insanity of the purity brigade.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:36 PM (XIJ/X)
This is a stupid argument against LIV Golf drummed up by the PGA monopoly.
Posted by: LTC O at July 31, 2022 10:37 PM (B4L+X)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2022 10:38 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: LTC O at July 31, 2022 10:37 PM (B4L+X)
No. It is an emotional argument made by a man with close friends who died on 9/11.
I think he is wrong, but he is on our side.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:39 PM (XIJ/X)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2022 10:38 PM
https://nitter.moomoo.me/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 10:39 PM (bgPhH)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2022 10:39 PM (gbzeC)
Same.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 10:40 PM (vcv8B)
This is a stupid argument against LIV Golf drummed up by the PGA monopoly.
Posted by: LTC O at July 31, 2022 10:37 PM (B4L+X)
On the other hand - he probably LOVES college conferences transmogrifying faster and faster, right? If so, what's the difference, Boomer?
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:40 PM (AMIL/)
she's bg Brad Pitt fan but even she had to turn it off
sucks wooly mammoth balls
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2022 10:41 PM (us2H3)
This might cause leftists to leave the state in droves, but that's a cost we would all have to pay.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
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Willy Nelson hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2022 10:41 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2022 10:41 PM (ufFY8)
_NBC
https://nbcnews.to/3bnlgOX
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:42 PM (VItwo)
If so, then I am going to change my opinion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:26 PM (XIJ/X)
They yanked the PGA Champ...a major...after/because Jan6.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (AwYPR)
This. Donald Trump is a counterpuncher. He did this in response to what the PGA did to him first.
That said, 9/11 is very personal to Boomer, as he knew several people from Cantor Fitzgerald who died that day. I'm not going to hold his statement against him, even though I disagree with the sentiment. After all, sports organizations have no problem doing business with the CCP, and I haven't heard a peep from him about that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2022 10:43 PM (4FZkz)
Yup...BignJames mentioned that.
So...fuck the PGA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Puddleglum
NBC just reupped for 8 more years of PGA coverage. If LIV succeeds, they paid at least 2X too much.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (vcv8B)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 31, 2022 10:35 PM (H31K
I think it depended on the story. Once Kirk, Spock, and Scotty were off the ship, Lt DeSalle had command. Catspaw.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Wtf is going on here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:46 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
Sending the Captain, the EXO, AND the ships Doctor on recon missions seemed a bit odd to me.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (vcv8B)
How much you wanna' bet the networks collude to keep LIV events off air?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:47 PM (AwYPR)
Wtf is going on here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:46 PM (U2p+3)
"Portland" is doing a lot of work in your question, {{{Nurse}}}. Hello, BTW.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:47 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
which compels me, in the interest of high art, to bring forward Chopin's, Fantaisie Impromptu in heels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdDLvED_4E
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: LTC O at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (B4L+X)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (6cap8)
the fucker is done, jack
Him withdrawing after the third round in the PGA championship was an utterly classless move
shoulda just not played and let some kid have his spot
but Tiger is, well, a jackass
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ciampino - litigated forever at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
Oh. Wait. We can't talk about MoMes and that wasn't funny.
Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (1Nxff)
Damn straight, Skippy!
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2022 10:50 PM (xY/CR)
still wont be the longest off the tee
fucker hits like a girl
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2022 10:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ciampino - litigated forever at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
Oh, someone will get paid.
Posted by: The Lawyers at July 31, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 10:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Ciampino - litigated forever at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
seems a tad excessive
justa tad tho
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (UUBmN)
Oh. Wait. We can't talk about MoMes and that wasn't funny.
Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I keep forgetting. Is Corsicana in France or Italy?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2022 10:52 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (vcv8B)
How much you wanna' bet the networks collude to keep LIV events off air?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:47 PM (AwYPR)
This won't happen. The networks aren't going to turn down LIV money - especially when many of the best golfers in the world are there already. Besides, the networks can use the leverage when negotiating the next deal with the PGA, when it inevitably comes up.
I predict that there will eventually be a merger between the two. Oh, and don't forget the USGA, which hosts the US Open. They don't seem to mind LIV.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2022 10:52 PM (4FZkz)
>When people think of golf, do they think of Boomer? When I think of Boomer, I think of the poor White House aide that has to wipe Groper Joe's shitty ass.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 31, 2022 10:52 PM (0ocXn)
Oh. Wait. We can't talk about MoMes and that wasn't funny.
Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)
Uh, we can't? Because the Gub Thread just preceding this one was rife with TXMoMe stuff. Guess I gotta do better keeping up with the new rules ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:52 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2022 10:39 PM (gbzeC)
----------------------
The dad said, "she's still got testosterone. I think it is the boys dad.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 10:52 PM (VItwo)
What's the big deal? I was tired of shitting in the woods.
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat
Planet 10. Do try to keep up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (U2p+3)
Except they won't have to. The PGA will blackilst any network or individual broadcaster that throws in with LIV, and they'll keep doing so long after the LIV is a distant memory.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
They used to play here often in CO for many small venues throughout the state. Fantastic musicians.
Thanks MisHum!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 31, 2022 10:54 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)
New unsold Cleveland merchandise coming to a central African country soon.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 31, 2022 10:54 PM (+ksY7)
I think he is wrong, but he is on our side.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:39 PM (XIJ/X)
I can respect that.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 10:54 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Puddleglum
NBC just reupped for 8 more years of PGA coverage. If LIV succeeds, they paid at least 2X too much.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (vcv8B)
***
Bingo!!!
Follow the money.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 10:54 PM (anj39)
Posted by: The Bear
Gary Larson needs to read this.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
What's the big deal? I was tired of shitting in the woods.
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Outta rabbits and he likes that soft TP.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Ciampino - enough said at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2022 10:56 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Braenyard
Seems unlikely. Threatening someone's actual daughter instead of his fake daughter with a dick? I read it the other way. And concurred.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 10:56 PM (vcv8B)
What's the big deal? I was tired of shitting in the woods.
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
It's an ONT, so it's OK if I admit that it took me many years to figure out why Charmin prominently featured bears in its advertising, right?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (v23vE)
What's the big deal? I was tired of shitting in the woods.
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Bears in the upstate, gators in the lowcountry.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (7DYli)
What's the big deal? I was tired of shitting in the woods.
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Outta rabbits and he likes that soft TP.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
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He was coming round to ask to borrow a cup of honey.
Posted by: Ciampino - like a good neighbor the bear is there at July 31, 2022 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Oh my, I never made that connection!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:58 PM (r1z5A)
Sure, maybe, but only if the LIV thrives for a few years. There's a good chance they end up grossly overpaying lots of mediocre talent, and things never really take off.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 10:58 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 31, 2022 10:59 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (UUBmN)
The rules seem to have changed with great rapidity, {{{lin-duh}}}, ma'am!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:59 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2022 10:55 PM (UUBmN)
If m*mes can't talk themselves, they won't care what we say about them.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2022 10:59 PM (4FZkz)
Posted by: Ciampino
Looking for a pick a nik basket.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 10:59 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Oh my, I never made that connection!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:58 PM (r1z5A)
THANK YOU!!! I no longer feel so alone.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:59 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 31, 2022 10:35 PM (H31K
I think it depended on the story. Once Kirk, Spock, and Scotty were off the ship, Lt DeSalle had command. Catspaw.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
The landing party was a plot variable, every time. For example, Kirk's "Scotty, General Order 24 in two hours, in two hours!" just wouldn't wouldn't work substituting DeSalle or Uhura for Scotty, in that episode.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 10:59 PM (AMIL/)
Except they won't have to. The PGA will blackilst any network or individual broadcaster that throws in with LIV, and they'll keep doing so long after the LIV is a distant memory.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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Some one asked, the other night, how Musk's satellite system was going to interfere with big tech.
If one considers the TV monopolies as part of tech I see a an opportunity for Musk right there.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:00 PM (VItwo)
still wont be the longest off the tee
fucker hits like a girl
Posted by: REDACTED
Nah, he can hit farther than the gals. He just can't hit a fairway, ever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2022 11:00 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 11:00 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: The Bear at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (7DYli)
Only when I squeeze.
Posted by: Mr Whipple at July 31, 2022 11:00 PM (7bRMQ)
"Well guys I’m officially retired as a cheerleader as of last night at 5:30 AM. A girl on the team was being very disrespectful and told me I am a MAN with a PENIS and that [guys] should not be on the team," the cheerleader, Averie Chanel Medlock, wrote on Facebook last week. "I stood up for myself and she called her mom and dad because she was scared because I [stood] up for myself. Her father said ‘she still has testosterone and a penis and I will kill anyone who comes after my daughter.’"
"Her Father" is said by the dude-with-a-dick-pretending-he's-a-chick. So not referring to his own father.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 31, 2022 11:02 PM (vcv8B)
I keep forgetting. Is Corsicana in France or Italy?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
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It's French, you know that smaller island above Sardines-in-oil ..... wait ...
Posted by: Ciampino - anchovies are nice on pizza at July 31, 2022 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at July 31, 2022 11:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:04 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
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I just figured that Mr. Whipple had the entire company bent over a table during contract renewal negotiations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)
I keep forgetting. Is Corsicana in France or Italy?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Texas. Just take a right or left at Dallas and keep going south until you see the giant statue of Napoleon wearing a cowboy hat. You can't miss it.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2022 11:05 PM (AMIL/)
I keep forgetting. Is Corsicana in France or Italy?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
the pride of Corsicana is full of fruits and nuts, so it could be in either
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2022 11:05 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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Yeah, my brain couldn't keep up with all the she's.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:06 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: Ho Lee Mackerel at July 31, 2022 10:32 PM (PIlQh)
Sean Connery pulled it off.
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2022 11:07 PM (xY/CR)
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2022 11:07 PM (UewuT)
Just think how many jokes Carson and his writers could've milked out all of this.
Today's "late nite" T.V. is a sub-par showing, regardless of channel or host.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:07 PM (tkOps)
We got a thing
Going on
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at July 31, 2022 11:03 PM (4I/2K)
Mrs Olsen spread the word around town. She pretended to help with coffee, but she was a gossip.
Posted by: Kaffee Hag at July 31, 2022 11:07 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yeah, it's easier if they just come right at you with the rage-filled "it's ma'am" threat.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 11:07 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yeah, writers are going to have to get a lot more descriptive when reporting on the clown show of the week.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
To be fair, scolding half the country rarely rises to the level of comedy.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)
Starlink isn't really big tech though. It's basically another telecom company, and kind of a niche one at that. If they hit their 2025 revenue target, then they'll be slightly less than half the size of T-Mobile which is half the size of AT&T and Verizon.
Highly vulnerable whenever the first (and inevitable) major near space satellite war breaks out too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:12 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (us2H3)
He may be a jackass, but he's also singlehandedly responsible for people under the age of 40 caring about golf. Just sayin'
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2022 11:13 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:12 PM (bM7vb)
Moonraker 1 will make sure I win.
Posted by: Drax at July 31, 2022 11:13 PM (7bRMQ)
I was fourteen before I learned that Taco Bell wasn't the Mexican Telephone Company.
/recycledjoke
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:13 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2022 10:52 PM (t62xj)
No, you're supposed to pee less where it gets in the sewer system.
So, I propose we all use buckets, and take the full ones over and dump them on your local greenie's vegetable garden. After all, they don't like those synthetic fertilizers, right? And maybe some in their yard.....
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2022 11:14 PM (xY/CR)
Highly vulnerable whenever the first (and inevitable) major near space satellite war breaks out too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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I read the Chinese are very upset with Starlink because of their maneuverability and their ability to cause blunt force trauma upon their war sats.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:15 PM (VItwo)
/recycledjoke
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:13 PM
Imagine my shock when I'd learnt the Manual Labor was not, in fact, the president of Mexico...
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 11:15 PM (bgPhH)
https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 11:15 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (v23vE)
Wait, there's a deeper meaning to it??
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (foa6+)
/recycledjoke
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:13 PM (tkOps)
{rimshot} Well-played, sir!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (geLO8)
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Well that's what we've done to Russia and its sportsmen.
Posted by: Ciampino - Canada denying overflying rights to Russian planes was so childish, so Iranian at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2022 11:14 PM (xY/CR)
Or save it for when they're on fire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard
Better start working on our Galaga skills before the satellite wars start.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:17 PM (VItwo)
Just watch any rerun of Carson, and you'll see he pee'd out more talent when he got up in the morning than all the late night hosts have put together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
He runs El Departmento de Trabajo.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:17 PM (Bd6X8)
What did you think about Obama giving Iran billions of dollars for literally nothing in return for the American people?
I am asking because your opinion means a lot to me...Oh wait it doesn't.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 31, 2022 11:17 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (v23vE)
Wait, there's a deeper meaning to it??
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (foa6+)
It's OK --- I've been there too, {{{Iris}}}. Your world has been shaken and you need time to process it ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 11:18 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (v23vE)
Wait, there's a deeper meaning to it??
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (foa6+)
Shit! You're right!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (6PSiT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Musk lands those big rockets on floating barges in the middle of the ocean tail first and intact. He's got the skilz.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (glGDV)
About 2/3 of my pee goes directly into the ground. The other 1/3 goes back via the septic tank drain.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (foa6+)
Shit! You're right!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)
OrangeEnt succinctly wipes out the old paradigms
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (bgPhH)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (tkOps)
I'm thinking Boomer doesn't care much for arabs.
Bigot.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 11:21 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (6PSiT)
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Sarah is in the second week of a severe bout of gastrointestinal distress. It's probably for the better that she doesn't have to leave home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:21 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Posted by: Eric Idle at July 31, 2022 11:21 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (aWgmB)
Also China is afraid of STARLINK because they can't block it, Once People can get it and bypass the Great Firewall all bets are off
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (dKiJG)
A cunning observation.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (/UQ/R)
Congratulations, and condolences
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Gator at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (aWgmB)
Mutually assured destruction of sorts. If Starlink was ever attacked, then I could see Elon decide to retaliate with the entire fleet, but realistically, there's only so much he could do based on their low orbital patterns.
Most of the real fun battle stuff is gonna be higher up.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (89T5c)
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Imagine Whipple's surprise when he learned that the lube she handed him was Palmolive dish detergent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zettai
Nah, I think that Colonel Angus.
Posted by: She Hobbit with southern accent at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (ftFVW)
Beyond
The rim of star-light/My love/Is wandering in star-flight
I know/He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,/Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know/His journey ends never
His star trek/Will go on forever.
But tell him/While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
Lyrics for the Star Trek theme written by Gene Roddenberry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2022 11:19 PM (/UQ/R)
Congrats x2 to Lil WDS! Momma, plan to go visit in six months or thereabouts. I followed Lil WDS' path, and parental visits (although LWDS and spouse may deny it) are incredibly important to show support.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Phrasing?
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (xY/CR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:20 PM (89T5c)
After moving all them little bowls of Palmolive, you got that right!
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (4I/2K)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
We can claw our way out if the tree puns get too sappy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:24 PM (7bRMQ)
You paint a grizzly picture.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:24 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:25 PM (RSzuR)
I can see why he never opened for the Beatles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at July 31, 2022 11:25 PM (PbwT0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai
and Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)
Tried to type it the way it is printed in The Making of Star Trek but Minx Alpha rejected it as spam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (dKiJG)
The Chinese should know that Great Walls don't work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (bgPhH)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (aWgmB)
Gatornado!
Posted by: Ian Ziering at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (4I/2K)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_latrine
Posted by: Ciampino - outhouse, inhouse, whatever at July 31, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
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Unnecessary: 'Cherchez la femme"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 11:27 PM (LUJEW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:27 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:22 PM (aWgmB)
Gatornado!
Posted by: Ian Ziering at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (4I/2K)
Will this film feature Tara Reid and her wonky boobs?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 31, 2022 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)
Moby Grape > Moby Dick
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 11:28 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
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Wait. I get easily offended and I didn't find it funny at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:28 PM (XG2Fi)
Five hundred pounds each, so fairly small, but not tiny. Hard to pick out individually, but the swarm could be easily targeted as a whole based on specific altitude alone. They've got a few orbital shells all to themselves.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:28 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Hollywood, bereft of ideas for 30 years at July 31, 2022 11:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)
Sure they do, there's nary a wetback to be seen in any province.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2022 11:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:29 PM (6PSiT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 31, 2022 11:29 PM (rghSL)
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Depends™.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2022 11:29 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2022 11:29 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2022 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)
Beyond The rim of star-light /My love /Is wandering in star-flight I know/He'll find in star-clustered reaches Love,/Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know/His journey ends never His star trek/Will go on forever. But tell him/While he wanders his starry sea Remember, remember me.
Lyrics for the Star Trek theme written by Gene Roddenberry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:23 PM (RSzuR)
And you want to know why? To steal half the royalties from Alexander Courage. The theme had no lyrics til Gene wrote them to get credit.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:29 PM (7bRMQ)
wmds! Congrats on the great fambly news! Don't worry about his relocation.. it'll give you a reason to visit someplace new!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:30 PM (tkOps)
You paint a grizzly picture.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:24 PM (89T5c)
Those bears love berries.
Blueberries, salmon berries, dingleberries.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 11:30 PM (anj39)
"At 5’7″, and 5’10" with my heels on, I am a tall and long-legged person. I tried to pull my skirt to my hips to make the skirt longer, but was told it was still not appropriate," Hrynkiw wrote.
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Zettai
and Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)
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Cunning stunts and Spotted dicks .....
Posted by: Ciampino - ze English it is odd no? at July 31, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 31, 2022 11:31 PM (rghSL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Just a dummy at July 31, 2022 11:32 PM (Lqb4w)
But I don't have an A series Fw 190 Wurger in the stash. Nor have I ever built a diorama.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:32 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Does anybody have a dollar bill to measure with?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2022 11:32 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)
I mean FFS.
By all means, let's release ALL the information we have on what various Saudi leaders did. And what Bill Clinton did and didn't do. Would you agree to that you waste of flesh Boomer? Because the funny thing is your friends in the government won't.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:34 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Nowadays? Whatever length it takes to cover the erection.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 31, 2022 11:34 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)
Nah, peyronies are those cactus buds you smoke to get high.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 11:35 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:35 PM (6PSiT)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:35 PM (VItwo)
Posted by: Gator at July 31, 2022 11:35 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 31, 2022 11:35 PM (rghSL)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Raises hand and steps forward.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:30 PM (geLO
Three thoughts:
1) I don't really care too much about this, as the guy wound up just as dead in the end
2) I know some people are crying misogyny over this, but to me, what stands out is that she thought that was an appropriate dress to wear to an execution. If she's treating this like a red-carpet event, I'm not sure what to make of her outlook on the world and those around her. Sounds kind of sociopathic, honestly
3) What the hell kind of name is Hrynkiw?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (tp+tP)
Somehow the government convicted Ghislane of trafficking, but won't even charge one of her clients.
And we know who her clients are because they are being sued in civil court.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 11:37 PM (ESjRY)
Hmmphh. The shortest sidereal day every recorded was happened June 29th. If this keeps up, we're gonna need the first ever negative leap second in UTC.
For some reason, the normal little wobble of the axis has all but disappeared (the earth's rotation axis wobbles around with excursions of 4 meters or so).
They are blaming, wait for it....global warming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2022 11:38 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:38 PM (XG2Fi)
I'll bring mine along anyways. I'm kind of attached to it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 31, 2022 11:39 PM (rghSL)
If I see balls though I'm going to haunt you and David French for the rest of your lives.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 11:39 PM (ESjRY)
Nadler parachuting?
Posted by: azjaeger at July 31, 2022 11:34 PM (3/XaG)
Not to be pedantic, but I believe in that case it would be Nadler's skydiver instructor and/or pilot who would be giving a flying turd. Unless they had replaced the parachute with a brick, in which case they would be a Real American Hero.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 11:39 PM (tp+tP)
You paint a grizzly picture.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:24 PM (89T5c)
Those bears love berries.
Blueberries, salmon berries, dingleberries.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 11:30 PM (anj39)
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Let's stick with plane jokes but stay away from the bark, knot that it would be shady.
Posted by: Ciampino - umbrella trees at July 31, 2022 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eva Gatorbor at July 31, 2022 11:40 PM (aWgmB)
When Federal cop meets City cop
https://tinyurl.com/2hunyn4j
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:40 PM (VItwo)
They are blaming, wait for it....global warming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
So...no more ice ages? I can go ahead and buy that summer cottage in Greenland?
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (3/XaG)
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (2rLPY)
Of course not. He gives dumb jocks a bad name.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (rghSL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
The one I read was more rain falling on volcanos due to "climate change" will cause more eruptions.
These people have lost their minds....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 11:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:42 PM (7bRMQ)
They are blaming, wait for it....global warming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Idiots. If global warming was going to have any effect on Earth's rotation, it would be to slow it down very fractionally, as the thicker atmosphere would induce more friction and drag. (Not actually a thing either, but that's the only even abstractly conceivable method of interference.)
But anything for The Narrative, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 11:43 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:43 PM (RSzuR)
But anything for The Narrative, I guess.
These are the same people who've tried to pass off earthquakes as caused by Glowbull Worming. They're shameless and think everyone else is stupid.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:44 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM (mCh4j)
2) I know some people are crying misogyny over this, but to me, what stands out is that she thought that was an appropriate dress to wear to an execution. If she's treating this like a red-carpet event, I'm not sure what to make of her outlook on the world and those around her. Sounds kind of sociopathic, honestly
3) What the hell kind of name is Hrynkiw?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2022 11:36 PM (tp+tP)
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She needs to buy vowels.
I'd like to see a picture - if she has great legs and figure then the warden is a faggot.
Posted by: Ciampino - witnesses to an execution are usually in a separate room with glass window at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/mwurxb3c
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:42 PM
How many pieces of Flair did Ric's opponent end up wearing?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM (89T5c)
The Demented One (“Demento” for short) can fist bump the Saudi leader who Demento previously said he would make a “pariah” and Boomer keeps his trap shut about that because his opinions on politics are irrelevant, but on the LIV Boomer has an opinion because golf is a sport?
And he’s an expert on 9/11 because he lives in NY and read a book?
I remember Boomer as one of the worst of the endless parade of NY Jets QBs who came along and mostly sucked, to the amusement of the Metro area’s Giants fans.
Whenever I hear him, he sounds like a guy whose head is too big for his helmet. And now, a guy begging for someone, anyone, to kiss his ass.
Posted by: Just a dummy at July 31, 2022 11:46 PM (Lqb4w)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 11:46 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2022 11:46 PM (HTJKx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (a4EWo)
Thankfully she ain't a Samantha Bee or Lena Dunham. But definitely not in Ivanka Trump's league.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (RSzuR)
Well, she thought a Killer Outfit would be just the right thing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2022 11:40 PM
I think I just ejaculated a little bit...
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (jfk6p)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:43 PM (RSzuR)
And he juiced too. Surprised he didn't lose. Promoters seem to like making him lose. Went out a winner, until his next match....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:44 PM (RSzuR)
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... and Bill Nye, don't forget Bill Nye.
Posted by: Ciampino - because the temperature of the air affects Earth's orbital shenanigans, RIGHT! at July 31, 2022 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.salarycash1.com
You can't sell your blow jobs here Honey, try over at hot air.Allapundit is experimenting this month.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:44 PM (Bd6X
Yeah, just how stupid do they think we are? We know it's Tank Abrams doing jumping jacks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Just a dummy at July 31, 2022 11:32 PM (Lqb4w)
That's about where I am on this LIV thing. I don't follow golf very closely so I don't know whether the PGA is a bunch of sluts, but since every other monopolistic sportsball league has outed itself as a bunch of sluts in the last couple of years I must necessarily assume, by weight of numbers, that this probably happened because the PGA is also a bunch of sluts and thus did it to themselves.
And if we're going to have economic war with the Saudis--which I'm not opposed to really--it seems like a much more logical place to start would be energy independence and not getting sucked into the Arabs' constant regional strife.
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (RSzuR)
Did you SEE her? Her outfit was to DIE FOR!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (ESjRY)
As the cool social media kids like to say these days: "Tell me you've never been inside a prison without telling me you've never been inside a prison."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: LTC O at July 31, 2022 10:48 PM (B4L+X)
"Hell hath no fury like a special interest dressed up as a moral crusade"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)
Ba, shadoobie, shattered, shattered
-Florida Georgia Line remake of Stones classic
Posted by: azjaeger at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Whoooo!.....flexes.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 11:50 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:50 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:49 PM (RSzuR)
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Pfft. Those commenters on LGF don't have what it takes to make big money at home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:50 PM (XG2Fi)
I doubt Trump saw it this way...I think it is mostly just sticking a thumb in the PGA's eye. But it is a complex issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2022 10:06 PM (XIJ/X)
It apparently escaped Boomer's notice that there has been a regime change in KSA since 9/11, and the new King is not the old King. But sportsball peeps be stupid.
I would LMFAO if KSA started a pro football league to compete with NFL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:50 PM (acNLo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2022 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)
and she aged very gracefully, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:51 PM (acNLo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2022 11:51 PM (/UQ/R)
Well, she thought a Killer Outfit would be just the right thing.
Jim
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Attractive gal, but not drop-dead gorgeous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 11:52 PM (dx9uU)
Hey Boomer, I dare you to play that game.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:52 PM (RSzuR)
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I don't.
Dragging out and waving around the bloody shirt of 9/11 tells me all I need to know:
The people who hate traditional America hate it and they want me to hate it too--fuck them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (PsKwF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM
Is it the one with Raymond Burr?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:44 PM (RSzuR)
And that little Iceback Gretta von Small Boob
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: 496 at July 31, 2022 10:13 PM (U1eOr)
Cleveland Wagon Burners.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (acNLo)
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 11:54 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:54 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Ric Flair at July 31, 2022 11:54 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Ciampino - witnesses to an execution are usually in a separate room with glass window at July 31, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
I've seen better, but she's not bad. Guy's a f@g, probably.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2022 11:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2022 11:55 PM (AwYPR)
Oh wait, PETA would get offended.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:55 PM (RSzuR)
Nadler parachuting?
Posted by: azjaeger at July 31, 2022 11:34 PM (3/XaG)
Not to be pedantic, but I believe in that case it would be Nadler's skydiver instructor and/or pilot who would be giving a flying turd. Unless they had replaced the parachute with a brick, in which case they would be a Real American Hero.
I actually meant Nader would be providing the flying object in question. I suppose Brandon could do likewise, if he was the parachutist
Posted by: azjaeger at July 31, 2022 11:55 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Boomer Hrynkiw at July 31, 2022 11:56 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:56 PM (XG2Fi)
The LIV thing is weird. They could have played nice and done a non-US international league with off-season events to avoid direct competition, and players could have crossed over without picking one or the other. I assume the PGA threatened to go nuclear in that scenario, so the Saudis decided a frontal assault was the only answer. It'll be interesting to see if the PGA follows through with excommunicating players from majors and year end ranking point championships.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 11:56 PM (bM7vb)
No flooding on the streets around your place.
Nothing noticeably wrong with your place based on drive by.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 11:56 PM (StBu4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
He can "identify" as Kermit the Frog, or Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, until the cows come home. But he came out of the chute as Nicholas Roske, and Nicholas Roske he shall remain until his dying day (which is hopefully not far distant).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 11:57 PM (acNLo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:57 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2022 11:14 PM (xY/CR)
You want to mix it 6:1 water to Pee, or you will burn the plants like using chicken guano
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2022 11:57 PM (xhaym)
Complaining about his KSA sponsoring a golf tournament for the actions that happened under a previous ruler seems...stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 11:57 PM (ESjRY)
I hope they do and it's their top players. Then the joke can be that PGA stands for "Poor Golfer's Association".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:58 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2022 11:58 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:58 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2022 11:59 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 31, 2022 11:59 PM (3cGpq)
41% percent chance it won't be.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 11:59 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Boomer Hrynkiw at July 31, 2022 11:59 PM (aWgmB)
Just use the Coors Light. It's far more dilute than pee. (Coors Light is the traditional joke, but wateriest "beer" I've ever tried, is Michelob Ultra. WTF were they thinking!?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 12:00 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 12:00 AM (RSzuR)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 12:00 AM (tkOps)
It's for soybois who want to look like beer drinking men. Real men drink Green Rooster.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 12:01 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 12:01 AM (jfk6p)
I'm sure women's prison sucks, but if you are going to be in the slam-her, wouldn't it be better to be tits up with ladies then with Spike and Bubba?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2022 12:01 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 31, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)
Install another operating system. Windows, in its entirety, has become malware. Install Linux Mint, tell it to wipe the HD and install itself, and kiss Windows goodbye.
There is a bit of a learning curve, but you are a smart woman, and you will manage it fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:02 AM (acNLo)
Posted by: Aspiring NBA star Miklos at August 01, 2022 12:02 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (aWgmB)
Raymond Burr is so fat....
Posted by: Johnny Carson at August 01, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 12:02 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 12:03 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Aspiring WNBA star Miklos at August 01, 2022 12:04 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Must be different time zone. I got Terror of Megagodzilla.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 12:04 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 12:04 AM (RSzuR)
You bigot! No one could ever possibly use gender self-identification for inauthentic and selfish ends! When you question someone's truth like that, then you're encouraging violence against all trans people everywhere!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 12:05 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Miklos McMahon at August 01, 2022 12:05 AM (WBs1t)
Quite long, usually 2+ hours, but excellent discussions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 12:06 AM (Jcrxx)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)
I'm sure women's prison sucks, but if you are going to be in the slam-her, wouldn't it be better to be tits up with ladies then with Spike and Bubba?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2022 12:01 AM (ESjRY)
Ok...as long as you get the conversion surgery.
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2022 12:07 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ciampino - washing urine-soaked, squirming kittens not pleasant at July 31, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
Cat and dog. Yes. If pets not present, why does it matter? Simple physics tells us that it's less work to lower an object than to raise it, so why do the women complain? The men get stuck with the hard job of raising the the damned seat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:07 AM (acNLo)
LIV Golf I am all for it, I doubt you see them celebrate Pride month
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 01, 2022 12:07 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Doc Miklos Severinson at August 01, 2022 12:08 AM (WBs1t)
I mean all this stuff is stupid.
Imagine tell someone in 1962 that in 2022 if a rapist claims to be a woman...we'll send him to a woman's prison so he can continue to rape women.
They would not believe you.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM (ESjRY)
Hmmphh. The shortest sidereal day every recorded was happened June 29th. If this keeps up, we're gonna need the first ever negative leap second in UTC.
For some reason, the normal little wobble of the axis has all but disappeared (the earth's rotation axis wobbles around with excursions of 4 meters or so).
They are blaming, wait for it....global warming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Just... wow. Peak psycho is overtaking peak stupid...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM (Zz0t1)
https://youtu.be/NhDuym9dviA
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: King Miklos I at August 01, 2022 12:10 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 12:11 AM (Jcrxx)
Posted by: 18-1
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In the female prison are seventy women
And it's so with them that I would like to dwell
https://tinyurl.com/yf29mchr
Posted by: Royal Canal lyrics at August 01, 2022 12:12 AM (LUJEW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:07 AM (acNLo)
Free GAIINNZZZ
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 01, 2022 12:12 AM (+I6Y/)
https://youtu.be/NhDuym9dviA
Posted by: Anna Puma
Now see?
Thanks to AP, we can have (or at least view) nice things.
Posted by: Very Appreciative Miklos at August 01, 2022 12:13 AM (WBs1t)
1 [595 comments] 'Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas' [83.53 posts/day]
2 [503 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven'
3 [359 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
4 [336 comments] '... '
5 [315 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus '
The ultimate in firsts.......
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:13 AM (Zz0t1)
1 [595 comments] 'Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas' [83.53 posts/day]
What did I miss here? Did Dave in Texas pass away? When, how?
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 12:14 AM (55Qr6)
https://youtu.be/NhDuym9dviA
Posted by: Anna Puma
This does not happen if we don't nuke them.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 12:14 AM (55Qr6)
Check the sidebar
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2022 12:15 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM
My money was on "Kanae"...
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 12:15 AM (D5oeP)
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Mike Hammer's Cat preferred water source was the commode. I made a point of leaving the seat/lid up for him. Never fell in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 12:15 AM (LUJEW)
What did I miss here? Did Dave in Texas pass away? When, how?
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 12:14 AM (55Qr6)
Suddenly a few days ago. There's a couple sidebar links about it.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 01, 2022 12:16 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miklos, will go into town if required at August 01, 2022 12:16 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 01, 2022 12:16 AM (dKiJG)
Equity, bitches.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:19 AM (Zz0t1)
"At 5’7″, and 5’10" with my heels on, I am a tall and long-legged person. I tried to pull my skirt to my hips to make the skirt longer, but was told it was still not appropriate," Hrynkiw wrote.
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:30 PM (geLO
This post is useless without pictures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:19 AM (TfwlC)
Arizona, Senator: Trump endorses Blake Masters, Governor: Trump endorsed - Kari Lake https://bit.ly/3Shg93y
Karrin Taylor Robson, campaign is proud to announce the endorsement of former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who has been one of the leading and most outspoken voices in the GOP for over a decade.
Kansas: _ Governor, Derek Schmidt - Trump Endorses - U.S. Senate Democrat primary - bunch of commies
Republican primary for U.S. Senate Kansas, Trump - no endorsement, local news opinion https://bit.ly/3oH912H
Michigan Governor , - Trump endorses, Tudor Dixon. https://bit.ly/3Q6RTPx
Washington - Senator. - Tiffany Smiley, Nikki Haley endorses https://bit.ly/3Sej399 Washington state looks like some kind of jungle thing with R's and D's commingled.
Maybe some one from WA can explain.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:19 AM (VItwo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 01, 2022 12:20 AM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 01, 2022 12:16 AM (dKiJG)
Safe bet. They are women.
Taking an equal cut of money they didn't earn is in their DNA. Ask any dude with an ex-wife.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 12:20 AM (Jcrxx)
What's a nice guy like you doing hanging around a place like this?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
This post is useless without pictures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:19 AM (TfwlC)
Rumor has it, this is her.
https://is.gd/asVDgJ
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:22 AM (Zz0t1)
What's a nice guy like you doing hanging around a place like this?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
You must have me confused with someone else.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (2rLPY)
OK, I really laughed out loud. Well played!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:23 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:24 AM (VItwo)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:24 AM (VItwo)
Reminds me of a Craftsman Truck Series race at Texas Motor Speedway once. We had the radios for the drivers and back when Ray Evernham was pushing Erin Crocker as a driver (while he was banging her). She was falling back as the motor started failing. The crew chief got on the radio and asked if she'd turned the fans on.
She replied with "Fans??"
Told me all I needed to know.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Did you SEE her? Her outfit was to DIE FOR!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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She come to TX for an execution they'd give her a front row seat.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:27 AM (VItwo)
Denial
Hair-pulling
Anger
Bargaining
Silent treatment
Depression
PMS
Acceptance
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 01, 2022 12:28 AM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse est tres amusee at August 01, 2022 12:29 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:29 AM (Zz0t1)
here she is
https://tinyurl.com/3j5wxjt4
Posted by: DB at July 31, 2022 11:53 PM (geLO
that's a One.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:29 AM (TfwlC)
"I wouldn't dress like that for a hangin'."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 01, 2022 12:29 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 12:30 AM (D5oeP)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 12:30 AM (StBu4)
Posted by: Sponge
I have nut(s)
Posted by: Almond Joy at August 01, 2022 12:30 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Not unless he cuts off his...oh, wait.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 12:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Not unless he cuts off his...oh, wait.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 12:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Not true.
- - NCAA Woman's Athlete of the Year Runner-Up Lia Thomas with full twig and berries
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at July 31, 2022 11:41 PM (2rLPY)
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You are earning a place but you've got to quit spamming the back threads.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:32 AM (VItwo)
Nothing noticeably wrong with your place based on drive by.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 11:56 PM (StBu4)
Thank you very kindly for the eyeball inspection! I figure if it had washed clean away, i would have heard from from the next door neighbor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:33 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Update the stylebooks.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 12:33 AM (tkOps)
Lots of activity can be covered up by darkness, Cuba patriots....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 12:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Just use the Coors Light. It's far more dilute than pee. (Coors Light is the traditional joke, but wateriest "beer" I've ever tried, is Michelob Ultra. WTF were they thinking!?
Jim
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 12:00 AM (tkOps)
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They were thinking 'water is cheap'.
Posted by: Ciampino - milk stout for real men at August 01, 2022 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Update the stylebooks.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 12:33 AM (tkOps)
Your point is valid.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 12:30 AM (StBu4)
Eh, she is OK. I know a woman here who looks a lot like her, except with more rack. A hot granny. Would do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:35 AM (TfwlC)
Thank you very kindly for the eyeball inspection! I figure if it had washed clean away, i would have heard from from the next door neighbor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If yours had washed away, with the fun we had here, we'd be homeless...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 12:38 AM (StBu4)
Hope you all have an excellent over-night.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 12:39 AM (StBu4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What's THAT a euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Hope you all have an excellent over-night.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 12:39 AM (StBu4)
*fistbump
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Just... wow. Peak psycho is overtaking peak stupid...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 12:09 AM
Someone, anyone PLEASE tell me we have achieved peak stupid. It can't possibly get any worse.
But I know in my heart it's gonna.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 12:41 AM (jE276)
Hope you all have an excellent over-night.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 12:39 AM (StBu4)
*fistbump
Posted by: Sponge
*Bumpe de Fiste
Posted by: Tour de Mikleuse at August 01, 2022 12:41 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 01, 2022 12:42 AM (frr40)
Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 12:42 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:42 AM (VItwo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:43 AM (TfwlC)
1 [595 comments] 'Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas' [83.53 posts/day]
2 [503 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven'
3 [359 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
4 [336 comments] '... '
5 [315 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus '
The ultimate in firsts.......
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:13 AM (Zz0t1)
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I took it easy this week!
What happened to the stats for last week?
Posted by: Ciampino - stats not really maths at August 01, 2022 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
Just HOW bad?
Factor in the Square Root of pi, times the Planak Constant, THEN divided by zero.
*and just like that, millions of HP Scientific Calculators screamed out in terror as one, and then..silence*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 12:44 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:39 AM (Zz0t1)
No euphemism at all. He drove by my hose, and inspected it with the Mk. I eyeball. For which I am duly grateful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:44 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Ciampino
Sent for a recount in Philadelphia
Posted by: Miklos waiting for a date with wealthy Sarah at August 01, 2022 12:44 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 12:45 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 12:45 AM (jE276)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
.....No......just no
Posted by: Miklos refrains at August 01, 2022 12:46 AM (WBs1t)
What happened to the stats for last week?
Posted by: Ciampino - stats not really maths at August 01, 2022 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
I saw it, you were number one on both lists!!!!11
It wasn't posted, so you wouldn't get a complex.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 12:46 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Heh! Can't slip a typo past you guys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:47 AM (TfwlC)
They introduce The Paolo from the future in one commercial.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Sue Logue got what was coming to her.
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at August 01, 2022 12:47 AM (WBs1t)
Here's a good article on the "shortest day" from Timeanddate.com:
https://tinyurl.com/2a8nzdmx
They simplify things greatly there, and make no distinction between actual changes in the earth's rotation period, the sidereal day, and the solar day. Changes in the latter happen over the year due to the earth's orbital motion and axis tilt.
But changes in the sidereal day are what's afoot here. Higher order tidal interaction between the lunar and solar tidal gradient have a periodic effect in a complex way.
That's expected, but note the trend is a speeding up. And that's what's interesting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Heh! Can't slip a typo past you guys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:47 AM (TfwlC)
Nope.
Posted by: AoS Grammar and Spelling Nazis Local 368 at August 01, 2022 12:48 AM (Zz0t1)
There ain't no peak. Einstein said there are only two things that are infinite, the Universe, and human stupidity, but he's not so sure about the former.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Ivana Hrynkiw
I'd cancel her subscription to the execution.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Send her credentials to the house of detention.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
Swing low, fat and plump 24/7 baby!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 01, 2022 12:50 AM (0ocXn)
There ain't no peak. Einstein said there are only two things that are infinite, the Universe, and human stupidity, but he's not so sure about the former.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
*waves
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2022 12:50 AM (Zz0t1)
-->
Posted by: AoS Grammar and Spelling Marms
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 12:50 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 12:03 AM (qyH+l)
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You're looking at us aren't you!
Posted by: Women's Tour de France at August 01, 2022 12:51 AM (qfLjt)
You're looking at us aren't you!
Posted by: Women's Tour de France at August 01, 2022 12:51 AM (qfLjt)
Are you naked? Then no. Even then, maybe no.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:52 AM (Zz0t1)
But changes in the sidereal day are what's afoot here. Higher order tidal interaction between the lunar and solar tidal gradient have a periodic effect in a complex way.
That's expected, but note the trend is a speeding up. And that's what's interesting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)
One senses an effort to blame it all on man-made climate change, but they can't quite muster the gall to do it. Yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:53 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:54 AM (VItwo)
Jim Morrison is reputed to have pulled out his hose on stage.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 12:55 AM (jE276)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:54 AM (VItwo)
That would likely get her several dates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:56 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:15
So sorry to hear this, he was a good guy. RIP DiT.
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 12:56 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They will do it in three steps.
Because all gall is divided into three parts.
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at August 01, 2022 12:56 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 12:54 AM (VItwo)
You asked for it......sorta.......
https://youtu.be/iR6GDGoiO8Y
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:58 AM (Zz0t1)
So sorry to hear this, he was a good guy. RIP DiT.
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 12:56 AM (55Qr6)
Agreed.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 12:55 AM (jE276)
So did Dr. Hook. Photographs exist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:58 AM (TfwlC)
Because all gall is divided into three parts.
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at August 01, 2022 12:56 AM (WBs1t)
I am Belgian, Monsieur!
Posted by: Hurlcules Poirots at August 01, 2022 12:59 AM (7bRMQ)
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Not to mention Tank Abram's movements.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 12:59 AM (2e5RV)
Because all gall is divided into three parts.
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at August 01, 2022 12:56 AM (WBs1t)
I will name that tune in 3 notes.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:00 AM (Zz0t1)
The Earth is 93 MILLION MILES from the Sun. We are at the "perfect" distance for life as we know it to thrive.
And there exist people who actually think that an extra few billion tons of carbon are going to affect the "climate".
As if.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 01, 2022 01:02 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 12:58 AM (Zz0t1)
That clear plastic steering wheel featured on the album cover is too cool for school. There were two brothers in PA who could recast Studebaker steering wheels in transparent red Lucite. I wanted one of those, never bit the bullet, about $400, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:03 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)
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I think they tried using bent chili peppers for the ad but guys complained they were been made fun of.
So bent carrots.
Posted by: Ciampino - there's a funny vegetable scene in "The Secret Of Santa Vittoria" at August 01, 2022 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
As if.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 01, 2022 01:02 AM (SRRAx)
Preach it, sister.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Stolen from Usenet years ago:
We live in the interface between molten rock and hard vacuum and worry about "safety".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 01, 2022 01:04 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:03 AM (TfwlC)
Did you have the Studebaker to go with it?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Note the "Chandler wobble" is what's interesting here. The rotational axis of the earth has very complex, but tiny "nutations" due to all sorts of effects (the dynamics of non-rigid rotating bodies in gravitational fields get very, very, very complex. We'd need Kamala Harris to explain it, of course).
The Chandler wobble is the variation of the earth's axis of rotation relative to the surface. Ie, the north pole moves around the surface a little bit. From 2017 to 2020, it just stopped moving around. And that's very strange.
They thought it was a fixed thing, but nope, it varies.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)
I saw Dr. Hook, J.Giles Band, Foghat, and three other bands I can't bring to mind right now, at San Diego Stadium (later, Jack Murphy Stadium, laterer Demolished), in about 1972. Show promoted by Radio 101, KGB-AM, San Diego. Price, of course, $1.01.
Wee lad of 8th grade or so, utterly bombed on pot, both direct and contact high from the tons being burnt by the fans in the seats. What do I remember most about the music? It was loud. I SAID IT WAS LOUD!
*shakes head to clear high pitch tone in ears* (followed by competition/instruction shooting since that same age & era.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:04 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)
I wish......
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 01, 2022 01:05 AM (Zz0t1)
tinyurl.com/2bz8uh7z
Posted by: BlindButch at August 01, 2022 01:05 AM (gE1E/)
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Not to mention Tank Abram's movements.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 12:59 AM (2e5RV)
Definitely a planetary wheel weight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 01:05 AM (VwHCD)
https://youtu.be/iR6GDGoiO8Y
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas
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Ha. Thought it was going to be this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XAQ4vFQEJo
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 01:06 AM (VItwo)
Yet...Republicans seemed to sit on their collective hands for some reason.
Why? 2020 was a watershed for this subversion and the "old Bull" Republicans did the dance around and the dance around.
Mitch you Bitch...take a long walk on a short pier.
Any Republican in office over the age of 75.. needs to seriously retire. Lest you have supporters who curry otherwise...but the roll-call is getting mighty thin these days with you effin swamp critters..your effin thin on people who give 2 shits for your position...anger and desire for action to eliminate your place is growing and to replace you.
Votes they are...VOTES!
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 01, 2022 01:06 AM (J00IM)
tinyurl.com/2bz8uh7z
Posted by: BlindButch at August 01, 2022 01:05 AM (gE1E/)
Link fail.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Ha. Thought it was going to be this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XAQ4vFQEJo
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 01:06 AM (VItwo)
I could say with full honesty, I would never......
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Those Russians! They've been subverting us for decades!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:08 AM (7bRMQ)
tinyurl.com/2bz8uh7z
Posted by: BlindButch at August 01, 2022 01:05 AM (gE1E/)
Here's a working URL for that.
https://tinyurl.com/4m9k4244
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (Zz0t1)
*shakes head to clear high pitch tone in ears* (followed by competition/instruction shooting since that same age & era.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:04 AM (tkOps)
You should try standing in front of certain bass rigs. They will turn you to jello, and you will collapse.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (wwcKe)
Here's a working URL for that.
https://tinyurl.com/4m9k4244
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (GkGYg)
Forever fuck the PGA for that.
NOW I'm off to bed.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at August 01, 2022 01:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Yep. Still do. One like this, which would look cool with a red Lucite steering wheel:
https://tinyurl.com/82swfu6n
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:10 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Ciampino
Sent for a recount in Philadelphia
Posted by: Miklos waiting for a date with wealthy Sarah at August 01, 2022 12:44 AM (WBs1t)
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Did you remember to include that suitcase that I gave you? The one supposedly full of old newspapers?
Posted by: Ciampino - funny that they printed old newspapers to look like ballots at August 01, 2022 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
You should try standing in front of certain bass rigs. They will turn you to jello, and you will collapse.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM
Or worse.
Posted by: The 'Brown' Note at August 01, 2022 01:11 AM (jE276)
tinyurl.com/2bz8uh7z
Posted by: BlindButch at August 01, 2022 01:05 AM (gE1E/)
Here's a working URL for that.
https://tinyurl.com/4m9k4244
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (GkGYg)
It's a CNN article dated Jan. 11, 2021, discussing a PGA tournament scheduled for May 2022.
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:11 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 01:11 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Sponge
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Links fail?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (wwcKe)
LOL Mike Hammer.
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:12 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2022 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2022 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
Sarah might have some pointers about lucrative at-home commenting opportunities in your area.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 01:14 AM (bM7vb)
Should spend more time working...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2022 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
You're telling us!
Posted by: Jim's Bosses, The Illegals at August 01, 2022 01:14 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link at August 01, 2022 01:14 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 01, 2022 01:15 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (wwcKe)
Sausage links never fail.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Miley is good. We're gonna start some canning, and she's got a box full of new lids and bands, both wide and regular mouth sizes, a jar lifter, and lid puller all ready to go.
I doubt we'll be as efficient as my two grandmothers were in their heyday by a long shot. But we'll learn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Don't forget the parafin.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:17 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
I've been aboard a Scorpion Bass Boat with a 300 h/p outboard that would bust over 80 mph on the lake.
That was quite jello enough for me, thankyouverymuch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:15 AM (7bRMQ)
I met a lynx once. Stopped by the side of the road for some reason, there was a lynx, looking at me, and there was me looking at the lynx. I said, "nice kitty" and it ambled away. Beautiful animal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:18 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:18 AM (TfwlC)
Ever meet any vixens?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (7bRMQ)
That's just used for jams and jellies. When canning vegetables and such, it's just a vacuum seal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I have done about 14 quarts so far, about 15% of the Plan.
And haven't even done goulash yet.
Posted by: Miklos likes the State Farmers Market at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (WBs1t)
That was quite jello enough for me, thankyouverymuch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps)
Can bass boats use treble hooks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (TfwlC)
I'd have to check my notes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:21 AM (7bRMQ)
♪ Goodbye my friends (Who knows where we shall meet again)
The stars wait for me
Who knows where we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river (On and on)
To the sea, to the sea ♪
The Alan Parsons Project - 'Time' (1981)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 01:21 AM (jE276)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Haven't done any since the 70s, so I wasn't sure.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:21 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (TfwlC)
I'd have to check my notes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
No need to fret.
Posted by: Miklos in Zen-like repose at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM (WBs1t)
COVID crippled my practice
F*C*K those yellow CHICOM bastards and Anthony Fauci to his grave.
WAR.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:15 AM (7bRMQ)
I met a lynx once. Stopped by the side of the road for some reason, there was a lynx, looking at me, and there was me looking at the lynx. I said, "nice kitty" and it ambled away. Beautiful animal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:18 AM (TfwlC)
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Sausage links, golf links, beautiful lynx, what they ran out of sounds?
Posted by: Ciampino - English, she is a bastard language at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
a. red flag laws satisfy any reasonable due process concerns and
b. opponents "haven't really come up with any other good ideas"
Posted by: MAxIE at August 01, 2022 01:23 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Well, that's a good question. I was at a wellsite near Tumbler Ridge, B.C., and foxes were hanging out near the cook shack, because food. I went out one evening with a slab of sliced ham in my hand, and hunkered down, and held it out to a red fox. The fox slowly approached, snagged the slice of ham from my hand, and jumped back a couple of yards, and gobbled it down. Don't know if it was a male or female. Pretty animals. foxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Miklos in Zen-like repose at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM (WBs1t)
I'm picky.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - English
Commenter kids say the funniest things.
Posted by: Art Linklater at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (WBs1t)
a. red flag laws satisfy any reasonable due process concerns and
b. opponents "haven't really come up with any other good ideas"
Posted by: MAxIE at August 01, 2022 01:23 AM (twxj3)
He needs to stop combing his hair with a sledgehammer .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
Yes. Three pronged anchors, treble hooks on hard or soft lures, and a trio of Beer-Babes at the Trophy Presentations. Fish tend to bite on the hard or soft lures. Anglers tend to a strike on the Beer Babe's Lure, but mostly end up with a false strike.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:25 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
Or start.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:25 AM (7bRMQ)
I was just looking. The old paraffin wax seal technique had a pretty high failure rate, and it's not recommended any more at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)
I will be in Las Vegas between 24 and 28 August 2022. This will not be as big as the 2017 Meet-Up, but there is a very small chance it will be cheaper.
I will mention this again on the Monday Night ONT, and if there is any interest, on the Group.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 01, 2022 01:27 AM (FlRtG)
I used to be a good nurse
COVID crippled my practice
F*C*K those yellow CHICOM bastards and Anthony Fauci to his grave.
WAR.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM
Consider virtual? My wife and I signed up a couple days ago. Almost everything through Zoom calls, telephone, or email. In my area, it's called 'Patina'. You should consider, or look into.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 01:27 AM (jE276)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (TfwlC)
Vixens always hang around places with good meat.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:28 AM (7bRMQ)
I will mention this again on the Monday Night ONT, and if there is any interest, on the Group.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 01, 2022 01:27 AM (FlRtG)
I would go, but I am time-limited out of the USA until late October. I enjoyed meeting you at the MoMee in '17.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:29 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Georg, Yortuk and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava at August 01, 2022 01:29 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Ciampino - English, she is a bastard language at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
What about me??
Posted by: Cuff Links at August 01, 2022 01:29 AM (7bRMQ)
If they have to add a negative leap second, that will be interesting. They've never done it before, and I'm sure some systems will hiccup doing it.
We've had many positive leap seconds. With a negative leap second, will go like this. On the assigned day, UTC will skip a second right at midnight. That is, the time will go from 23:59:58 to 0:00:00 next day, skipping the last second.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Curley Q. Link at August 01, 2022 01:32 AM (WBs1t)
I have vague, spotty memories of my maternal grandmother and mother using paraffin. That would be the early '70s.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)
So just boil jar cover and lid, pour in contents then seal?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Well, that's a good question. I was at a wellsite near Tumbler Ridge, B.C., and foxes were hanging out near the cook shack, because food. I went out one evening with a slab of sliced ham in my hand, and hunkered down, and held it out to a red fox. The fox slowly approached, snagged the slice of ham from my hand, and jumped back a couple of yards, and gobbled it down. Don't know if it was a male or female. Pretty animals. foxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:24 AM (TfwlC)
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Beautiful and I can't comprehend the barbaric sport of fox hunting.
Posted by: Ciampino - The English must hate foxes at August 01, 2022 01:33 AM (qfLjt)
Young MEN, ages 13ish through a max of age 30. If they're prescribed any of the psychotropic drugs, for any reason, then their 2A is suspended till age 30, with AUTOMATIC reinstatement. 'Cause the male brain ain't done developing to age 26/7. Then, some time to wean from the brainfuckery drugs, required.
The pre-adult brain + drugs, that's the "due process" all in one. The restoration at 30, that's the Blind Justice. If a kid is all fucked up past age 30, then let the system keelhaul his ass to a "home" and go from there.
It ain't "thuh gunz".. it's the young men fucked up with brainfuckin' drugs, and no Dads in the house. Fix that, and you fix 95% of all of it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:34 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Ciampino - English, she is a bastard language at August 01, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
What about me??
Posted by: Cuff Links at August 01, 2022 01:29 AM (7bRMQ)
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Yeah yeah but if you don't stop griping I'll cuff you upside the head.
Posted by: Ciampino - are cuff links the parts that hold handcuffs together? at August 01, 2022 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
Yes, for the boiling water at atmosphere method for high acidic foods (pH
For low acidic foods, you've to do the pressure method, which gets the temperature higher (240F). But same method.
The lids suck in and go concave. If it doesn't do that, it failed. In reading, they recommend taking the bands off for storage. That will allow you to easily spot a failed seal. If you keep the bands on and tight, that can mask it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:37 AM (GkGYg)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:34 AM (tkOps)
Sounds like infringement.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:38 AM (7bRMQ)
Fox in a Chicken Coop, there won't be one chicken left alive. Same with a rabbit warren.
The Brits, in hunting foxes, were but preserving the production of their food and eggs, but ritualizing it as to ensure the Landed Gentry protected the lands, that the peasants merely WORKED.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:38 AM (tkOps)
Pixy rejected my less than or equal. High acidic level is a pH less than or equal to 4.6. 212F in enough there. But for higher pH, you need the higher pressure cooker temperatures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Thanks for the info. Don't have anything to can, except peaches and I just freeze and make pies out of them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 01:40 AM (7bRMQ)
I was just looking. The old paraffin wax seal technique had a pretty high failure rate, and it's not recommended any more at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)
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Probably the paraffin wax didn't get sterilized properly or at all.
Posted by: Ciampino - beeswax was used in olden days at August 01, 2022 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
It ain't "thuh gunz".. it's the young men fucked up with brainfuckin' drugs, and no Dads in the house. Fix that, and you fix 95% of all of it.
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:34 AM
Some blogger - years ago now - went through every single school shooting and found prescription drugs of the same class. But our media chooses to protect the pharmaceutical industry and a story like that - with overwhelming evidence - never sees the light of day.
Fvck the pharmaceutical industry, sideways with a pineapple, AND their enablers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 01:41 AM (jE276)
Nope. "Infringement" stops when the 4471 question about mental treatment gets answered "Yes". Per law, we can argue about angels on the head of a pin, later.
We KNOW that those drugs fuck up kids (young men) beyond measure. Wanna outlaw ANYthing? Outlaw those drugs, leave the guns alone.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 01:42 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 12:43
You sir are only a fine mechanic, but also a fine mechanic with words, such poetry...
looked like Jerry Nadler had crawled in there, and then exploded. Nasty, it was.
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 01:42 AM (55Qr6)
Let me tell how infuriating the US govt. is. The USDA has not updated the canning guidelines since the '50s. No money. All the trillions and trillions spent on nonsense and they can't even modernize the canning recipes.
Back in the '80s they reviewed some of the recipes and procedures and found they failed too much. Summer squash is an example. And so, they're removed the squash recipe from the modern manuals.
My mother's old '50s manuals has the old squash procedure in it.
Modern pressure cookers are standard at 15 psig, while all the canning procedures are based on 10 psig, due to the older pressure vessels. They could easily update it to the higher pressure (250F), but they won't do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
https://youtu.be/NCUjL5imfPg
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 01, 2022 01:45 AM (bwQt7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:46 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: m at August 01, 2022 01:46 AM (GkGYg)
Yes, for the boiling water at atmosphere method for high acidic foods (pH
For low acidic foods, you've to do the pressure method, which gets the temperature higher (240F). But same method.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)
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Bacteria do not like acid so a lower temperature suffices. They like alkaline media so the high temperature is needed to kill them. Unfortunately molds are just the opposite.
Posted by: Ciampino --- at August 01, 2022 01:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:46 AM (TfwlC)
Works for me. (shrugs)
Posted by: Doctor Jill at August 01, 2022 01:47 AM (7bRMQ)
589 AOP
It was indeed good meeting you in '17. This year, I buy Hat a drink, but nothing else is scheduled.
I have this feeling that the rain currently afflicting Las Vegas will compromise many potential events anyway. As long as the ST Convention is unaffected, and I can get to a gun store or two, I'll call it a success.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 01, 2022 01:47 AM (FlRtG)
Re the psych drugs, particularly SSRIs. That's going to turn a certain, but small percentage of young me (at least, maybe womyn) into "rage monsters". There have been a couple of studies that calculate an excess "rage monster" rate based on this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Doctor Jill at August 01, 2022 01:47 AM (7bRMQ)
But Joe is a lower life form, and not exactly innocent, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:53 AM (TfwlC)
Reading some more, mold contamination seems to be one of the big problems with the paraffin wax seals. Also, too wide temperature excursions during storage can crack it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 02:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Doctor Jill at August 01, 2022 01:47 AM (7bRMQ)
But Joe is a lower life form, and not exactly innocent, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 01:53 AM (TfwlC)
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So is Joe a mold or a bacterium?
Posted by: Ciampino --- , at August 01, 2022 02:03 AM (qfLjt)
Fvck the pharmaceutical industry, sideways with a pineapple, AND their enablers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2022 01:41 AM (jE276)
Now do covid vaccines!
Posted by: CppThis at August 01, 2022 02:05 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Ciampino - The English must hate foxes at August 01, 2022 01:33 AM (qfLjt)
I'm not really down with hunting non-human animals -- unless you eat/share what you kill. Then I'm totally good with hunting. I understand that in Nature everything wants to kill you, including that sweet cuddly black bear cub. Well, maybe not the bear cub this time, but Momma Bear will have something to say I'm sure. So one might kill that which one does not want on the menu but strictly out of self-preservation. I get that, too.
But just killing any random ol' animule for the shits and giggles of it or, worse, simply because you can, that mentality I just don't get. I had this conversation here a week or so ago: I don't go out and hunt/torture/kill mice in the wild; a live and let live guy, if you will, because that's the mice's turf. But if they come into my abode, then I'll hunt down the vermin and kill them. No fun in it, though, just a cold-hearted eviction notice -- carried out by any means necessary.
Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2022 02:06 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:37
I understand the new advice but Grandma always kept the bands on, and never killed anyone! Heck, she stuffed a raw turkey and let it sit out for a bit...and we all lived!
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2022 02:09 AM (55Qr6)
I've been a fan of pressure cookers for some time. Reduces cooking time greatly, roughly 1/3 as a general rule, although some foods will cook much faster than that. Dried black-eyed peas. Don't even need to soak em. 22 minutes under pressure, and they're soft and fine. Some dried beans, though you still need to soak 'em.
In reviewing the procedures with canning under pressure, you've got to be a lot more meticulous. You want to vent all the air out, and that includes the head space over the jars, too. So, you get it boiling, and let it vent for 10 minutes, before you close it down and raise the pressure.
And they want you to make sure to get all the air bubbles out of the jars before you immerse them. You want the head space over the jars to be nothing but water vapor, so the pressure will go way down once it cools, giving the vacuum seal. Also, air is full of all kinds of bacteria and spores and shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Thanks for the canning info. Family too small now to do it. Can't get much to grow, always too hot. Back for the Art thread.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 02:28 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 31, 2022 10:57 PM (v23vE)
Wait, there's a deeper meaning to it??
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 11:16 PM (foa6+)
Shit! You're right!
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Even better.....bring in the Pope.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 01, 2022 02:32 AM (8E8Am)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 01, 2022 02:32 AM (8E8Am)
Nah. This Pope is too busy shitting on the Church to shit in the woods.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 01, 2022 02:44 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 02:44 AM (ctaXG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Mine has 5, 10 or 15 lbs. Depends upon the recipe. Salmon goes 110 minutes at 10 lbs. That'll kill just about anything. Beans are more like 20 minutes.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 01, 2022 02:48 AM (LOVUx)
https://mol.im/a/11065047
Give the man a medal.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not queer so why do I want to wear a perverted symbol? at August 01, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
I've got to learn pressure canning. Especially fish-- there's a river nearby.
Plus, picked a bunch of berries. Got them cleaned & frozen for cooking once weather cools off. I think the pre-freezing may aid in juice extraction, too.
Posted by: JQ at August 01, 2022 03:23 AM (dpnJh)
Worth it? Space is at premium in this little house.
Posted by: JQ at August 01, 2022 03:27 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not queer so why do I want to wear a perverted symbol? at August 01, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
Woman, actually.
Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2022 03:28 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not queer so why do I want to wear a perverted symbol? at August 01, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
Woman, actually.
Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2022 03:28 AM (ldL4g)
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My mistake. That was a rhetorical statement though.
She's not an alphabetically straight-jacketed individual.
Posted by: Ciampino - She isn't a polysyllabic individual at August 01, 2022 03:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 03:42 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 03:48 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 01, 2022 04:06 AM (xqNUL)
'Tis another Monday, and I must go work out after my coffee. On the other hand, it's the 1st of the month, and my rent is already paid.
Little joys, people. Little joys.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2022 04:11 AM (c6xtn)
The pressure is "gauge pressure", the difference between the pressure inside the vessel and atmosphere. The temperature vs. saturation pressure depends on the absolute pressure.
The standard pressure is based on no more than 1000' above sea level. Higher than that, and you're gonna have to adjust the gauge pressure higher to compensate. All of the canning manuals have that conversion info in them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2022 04:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2022 04:12 AM (c6xtn)
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