Scooter Moonshot Cafe

Porto by Jaoa Cabral

Berlin, 1896. Color added by "Nineteenth Century Videos Back to Life."

A little something for everybody.

They're having a Free Peanut promotion.

Petting a nice whale.

Not all river otters are bad, nurse ratchet.

Sea otters lounging in a spa, in case nurse ratchet is too triggered by the river otter.

Dogs just want to be involved.

One of these things is not like the others:

Some dogs chasing the ball.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/oSbAc5jKeP
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 30, 2022

Poor guy can't actually pick up the ball! But he is eager to play anyway.

I would like to buy that sheep a beer.

Here's a lamb trying to play chase with a dog, who isn't that interested, for some reason.

“Don’t you try” 😂 pic.twitter.com/afn7uZB5F5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 31, 2022

This is insane:

Super pic.twitter.com/ynhpcI5TBX
— People Are Awesome (@peopleare0sm) August 1, 2022

“I’m helping. Weeee..” 😂 pic.twitter.com/j9NXQPqYlQ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 1, 2022

“I’m a happy, happy dog” 😅

🎥 IG: pushkingly pic.twitter.com/NwMCnwLuNA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 1, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:52 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 01, 2022 07:52 PM (b2nrj)

2 Less than half an hour between new threads?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (bM7vb)

3 2nd?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 07:53 PM (Y+l9t)

4 No.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:54 PM (bM7vb)

5 Wrong, couple quick ones

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:55 PM (k8B25)

6 I have to recover from the terrific disappointment I just suffered.
Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt.
I will never see him in the same way again, even if he takes his shirt off.
Sad.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (Y+l9t)

7 Re: Painting of Porto Portugal

Porto & Lisbon are two hidden gems. Seafood, wine are great; prices dirt cheap and people are nicest in Europe.
The middle of the country is great also.

Spring & Fall best time to go. I try to get there once a year if I can swing it.

Posted by: JoeNYC at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (sX15q)

8 My brain read Berlin, 1986. I thought, who the hell was driving in carriages in 1986?!?

I'm dyslexic, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (PY/t0)

9 Nice photo up top.

The next link down, I am always fascinated by historical movies or photos that are colorized well. I remember (and I have the DVD somewhere) where it is a color movie from the 30s at some rally for the Nazi's in Austria (a Party celebration.) I remember the effect is both to make it feel more real, but also... it looks so tawdry. Garish. Not sure I am using the right word. Tacky?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:57 PM (dNqv+)

10 I think a river otter would be a neat pet

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:57 PM (k8B25)

11 8 My brain read Berlin, 1986. I thought, who the hell was driving in carriages in 1986?!?

I'm dyslexic, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (PY/t0)

Hey, it could be a touristy thing. Like the carriages is NYC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (dNqv+)

12 That goat is lucky those are domesticated dogs and not Wild African Dogs.

They would have torn his intestines out through his a**hole before he took 3 steps back toward the camera.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (JFIQx)

13 @6: "Sad."

I hope all our politically adjacent friends suddenly discover how to bootleg new Yellowstone episodes -- without paying for the privilege of boosting their ratings -- before season five premieres in November after the midterms.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (bM7vb)

14 I assumed Porto was Portugal

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (k8B25)

15 tortoise bidet

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (vcv8B)

16 Hey, it could be a touristy thing. Like the carriages is NYC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (dNqv+)

I thought that was just in the movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (PY/t0)

17 10 I think a river otter would be a neat pet
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:57 PM (k8B25)

Right up until the moment the anal rape began.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (dNqv+)

18 "Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt"

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.

Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

19 The carriages are nice, but I want to know more about the show at the Panopticum - "42 Wild Women from Dahomey".

Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (qxjcy)

20 I thought that was just in the movies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (PY/t0)

No, I think they do do that. Not on city streets, I am guessing. Central Park?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (dNqv+)

21 My brain read Berlin, 1986. I thought, who the hell was driving in carriages in 1986?!?
I'm dyslexic, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (PY/t0)

It should have said "Berlin, Winter, 2022".

Drive the new BMW 2 horse power carriage...just in time for the New Year!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2022 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

22 7 JoeNYC
Any recommendations for one night in Lisbon? I will be there next month. I've never been to Portugal.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 08:01 PM (vcv8B)

23 @18: "I'm going to pretend I didn't read that."

You still believe in Santa Claus too?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:01 PM (bM7vb)

24 >>> 18 "Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt"

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

He's an actor, whaddya expect?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 08:01 PM (llON8)

25 Happy dog was happy so leave it there
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 08:01 PM (k8B25)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2022 08:02 PM (T4tVD)

27 Porto is a gorgeous city. Architecture is amazing. If you want to walk around though you better be fit. Very very hilly.Porto is also famous for Port. Really.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 08:02 PM (Y+l9t)

28 Hey I hope those broads with the sinks brought sammich fixin's.

Posted by: Guy who came in late and didn't read anything at August 01, 2022 08:02 PM (sn5EN)

29 Dang ace, now Porto. Have never been, high on the list. Douro Valley too, the whole north of Portugal. Knew an army captain from Porto, wonder if I have his contact info still. Though I'd probably not go in winter (guessing winter from the weather in the pic).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:02 PM (OTzUX)

30 No, I think they do do that. Not on city streets, I am guessing. Central Park?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (dNqv+)

I thought that was a coffee shop from Friends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:03 PM (PY/t0)

31 river otters are neat, but I chase them off, they can clean out a lot of fish from a pond in a hurry. The comment under that first video ... woman says they tried to drown her dog. Never heard of that before.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2022 08:03 PM (Cus5s)

32 19 The carriages are nice, but I want to know more about the show at the Panopticum - "42 Wild Women from Dahomey".
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (qxjcy)

Huh. Dahomey is modern day Benin. They were know for having a corps of female warriors.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyezvb2 (warning: wiki link)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:04 PM (dNqv+)

33 "You still believe in Santa Claus too?"

Yes. Yes I do. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2022 08:04 PM (gLRfa)

34 Too lazy to use preview tinyurl, remove spaces:

https:// www.thecrankycamera.com /blog /joao-cabral -porto-photographer

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 08:04 PM (llON8)

35
Right up until the moment the anal rape began.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:00 PM (dNqv

Ah, the old FartClam follies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (PY/t0)

36 Evening.

At a warehouse picking up a load going back home and I finally...FINALLY...got my wish of picking up at a warehouse staffed with lots of cute young women.

Not *exclusively* young women, but there's lots.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (xSlfo)

37 Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt"
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
Posted by: Tuna

I watched the first two or three episode initially and Yellowstone just didn't catch fire with me. Seems like Dallas in the Pines.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (LrYuZ)

38 The river otter isn't rapey. You know, like a dolphin. Or a BLMer.

I'm pro-river otter, until proven different.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (q8Coc)

39 Top 10 Activities of Otters, #4 will surprise you!

Posted by: Clickbait at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (PY/t0)

40 >>> 31 river otters are neat, but I chase them off, they can clean out a lot of fish from a pond in a hurry. The comment under that first video ... woman says they tried to drown her dog. Never heard of that before.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2022 08:03 PM (Cus5s)

...and did a bear eat her kayak?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (llON8)

41 Scooter (blade?) guy is on the stupid end of gutsy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

42 >Here's a lamb trying to play chase with a dog, who isn't that interested, for some reason.

this tweet came with a 'sensitive content' warning

what was sensitive about it

Posted by: DB at August 01, 2022 08:06 PM (geLO8)

43
Propane restored, at least to the water heaters and the stove. So I can, at long last, have a hot shower.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2022 08:06 PM (1Nxff)

44 quantum mechanic, one night? Tough program. Day also or just the night?

If you like port, hit the Port Wine Museum, at the top of the funicular. Hundreds of ports by the glass, deep leather couches. For dinner, just wander around the upper town, where the slow street cars are, find a neighborhood restaurant. Have their cod special, with their own wine from their countryside fazenda. Can't go wrong.

If you have time during the day, walk around the al-Fama, or tour the convent and the tower near the port.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:06 PM (OTzUX)

45 38 The river otter isn't rapey. You know, like a dolphin. Or a BLMer.

I'm pro-river otter, until proven different.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (q8Coc

This. Big Sea Otter isn't fooling anyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (PY/t0)

46 Remember the scene in Back to the Future, were MJF rips the handles off a scooter (making it a skateboard) and wows and astound all the people.

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (dNqv+)

47 woman says they tried to drown her dog. Never heard of that before.

I'd like to hear the river otters side of this, before we get too judgey. Maybe some dogs just need killin'.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (q8Coc)

48 I love the sheep trying to play ball with the dogs. And that last video is really cute.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (aeePL)

49 When was the last Vintage Port year?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (PY/t0)

50 Apparently Kevin Costner has a house about 30 minutes away from me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)

51 Robert

https://youtu.be/BXZFTS4DFK0

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (RSzuR)

52 Oh crap, we got Zawahiri?!?

That's what Ace was referring to in the last thread. I see.

May he be receiving his 72 pus filled aids infected cocks in hell.

*Spit*

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:08 PM (xSlfo)

53 The comment under that first video ... woman says they tried to drown her dog. Never heard of that before.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2022 08:03 PM (Cus5s)

...and did a bear eat her kayak?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (llON

Lotta guns in that kayak. Sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:08 PM (dNqv+)

54 Kevin Costner has been dead to me since I had to suffer through watching his hackery of David Brin's The Postman/

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:08 PM (RSzuR)

55 I watched the first two or three episode initially and Yellowstone just didn't catch fire with me. Seems like Dallas in the Pines.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (LrYuZ)

My thought exactly:

Dallas ( with more killin')...

Posted by: Little People of Munchkinland at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (BgMrQ)

56 At a warehouse picking up a load going back home and I finally...FINALLY...got my wish of picking up at a warehouse staffed with lots of cute young women.

Not *exclusively* young women, but there's lots.
Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:05 PM (xSlfo)
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Sounds like the Amazon warehouse in the Percy Jackson movie, staffed entirely by Amazon women.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (aeePL)

57 Didn't Costner try to get a masseuse to jerk him off once at a spa? Not like a tug joint either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (PY/t0)

58 https://youtu.be/BXZFTS4DFK0
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:07 PM (RSzuR)

I was watching part of this earlier. Very nice. Very nice. So delicious. Very, very nice.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (xSlfo)

59 @54: "David Brin's The Postman"

But that movie had that one bad guy from No Way Out!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (bM7vb)

60 We're just fun loving, friendly mammals. Invite all y'all to meet us down at the river. Bring your pets. Please.

Posted by: River Otters at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (q8Coc)

61 And an easy one to make ace, but sure it's "Joao".

Grump, don't know last year vintage declared. I'm generally happy with LBVs or just the better everyday 10-yr olds now, mostly drifted off into aged rum exploration.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

62 "I watched the first two or three episode initially and Yellowstone just didn't catch fire with me. Seems like Dallas in the Pines."
************
Or the Sopranos move to Clark County.

Posted by: Cosda at August 01, 2022 08:10 PM (d26G6)

63 "Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt."

He can make the world a better place by fucking right off. Hollywood douche. A monkeypox on his house.

Posted by: Guy who came in late and didn't read anything at August 01, 2022 08:10 PM (sn5EN)

64 Didn't Costner try to get a masseuse to jerk him off once at a spa? Not like a tug joint either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (PY/t0)

I thought that was Al Gore?

Well, what rich and famous man *hasn't* tried getting free bandied at the massage parlor?

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (xSlfo)

65 The expersion on the dog's face as he is about to collide with the person holding the video camera/phone is priceless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (dNqv+)

66 /off Oz peoples sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (BgMrQ)

67 Grump, don't know last year vintage declared.

Apparently 2016 for sure. Maybe 2018.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (BgzxT)

68 "...and did a bear eat her kayak?"

ha ... I looked on wiki' and they said "and sometimes even attack and drown dogs". Ones I've seen were a lot bigger than that first video, more like the one in the second video.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (Cus5s)

69 "Or the Sopranos move to Clark County."

The Sopranos Home on the Range.

Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (gLRfa)

70 Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt.

That's nice. She's still losing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 08:11 PM (sAmhv)

71 Willowed:

Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (/cpHU)

72 No TV any more, but pathetic about Costner. Then again much of the country is unrecognizable now. In a very bad way.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (OTzUX)

73 57 Didn't Costner try to get a masseuse to jerk him off once at a spa? Not like a tug joint either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (PY/t0)

I thought that was... oh, Saturday Night Fever guy... Travolta!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (dNqv+)

74 He can make the world a better place by fucking right off. Hollywood douche. A monkeypox on his house.

If only it were that easy. WaterWorld my ass. Ain't enough water on the Rez to rinse this away.

Posted by: Jeanne Tripplehorn at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (q8Coc)

75 Maybe Costner was being ironical.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (PY/t0)

76 Hey I hope those broads with the sinks brought sammich fixin's.

Posted by: Guy who came in late and didn't read anything at August 01, 2022 08:02 PM (sn5EN)

They did 1,000 meters elevation gain. I'd have more respect if they did it barefoot and pregnant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (U3uv2)

77 Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (/cpHU)
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Oh Lordy. That's disgusting. I wonder if there's more.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (aeePL)

78 https://youtu.be/4_LUFvofAkg

Dire Straits-Portobello Belle

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (sAmhv)

79 nurse should be happy, especially after the rough time she experienced on the Food Thread Sunday over .355 inches.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

80 Kevin Costner has been dead to me since I had to suffer through watching his hackery of David Brin's The Postman/

He did nice work in the biopic about the guys who got Bonnie and Clyde.

The Highwaymen.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (/NCI4)

81 "Maybe Costner was being ironical."

Yup. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (gLRfa)

82 @61: "61 And an easy one to make ace, but sure it's 'Joao'."

I'm currently cranking away on a Civ 6 game as Joao himself!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (bM7vb)

83 Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt.

He might wear the T-shirt now, but he'll vote for the Demothug in the general. If he even votes in Wy.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (LrYuZ)

84 Never saw Water World, but one of the catamarans from the movie was tied up for years at the marina where a friend had his sailboat.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

85 71 Willowed:

Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (/cpHU)

Well. It is 'food' for a cat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:14 PM (dNqv+)

86 >>Oh Lordy. That's disgusting. I wonder if there's more.

Only 1 toy per box.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

87 nurse should be happy, especially after the rough time she experienced on the Food Thread Sunday over .355 inches.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

I like a woman with realistic expectations.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 08:14 PM (q8Coc)

88 Only 1 toy per box.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)
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Blech.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:15 PM (aeePL)

89 I assumed Porto was Portugal Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (k8B25)

Sarah Hoyt has reassured people that Oporto means "The Port" and it is really called Porto.

She shared a recipe for Tripe Oporto style once, which was tasty, just it would be better without the tripe

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 08:15 PM (xhaym)

90 But that movie had that one bad guy from No Way Out!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (bM7vb)

He's in Outer Range, too. Still playing a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 08:15 PM (DgWEj)

91 Oh Lordy. That's disgusting. I wonder if there's more.
Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:12
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I'm going with it came from the store with dead mouse included. It'll help me sleep better tonight believing that.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:15 PM (/cpHU)

92 Right, like Aetius said, isn't a dead mouse - technically - cat food?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:16 PM (OTzUX)

93 Evenin', Horde.

Reposting from this morning for the evening Morons.

Below is a link to a GiveSendGo page for the RMBS sister, who was the victim of a home invasion in July. Thank God, she's OK and healing quickly, but this caused a lot of financial strain for her and her husband. At the very least, please add them to your prayers. Thank you.

https://www.givesendgo.com/MarckxFamilyFundraiser

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:16 PM (RkC6l)

94 Just sitting here watching cat, dog, lambs pic.
Will Nancy ride her broom to Taiwan? She would make a much smaller target for a Chinese missile.

Posted by: Colin at August 01, 2022 08:16 PM (gYWMK)

95 Kevin Costner has been dead to me since I had to suffer through watching his hackery of David Brin's The Postman/
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:08 PM (RSzuR)

Tom Petty was great in "The Postman".

Of course, he's dead now.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2022 08:16 PM (R/m4+)

96 🤮🤮🤮

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)

97 @89: "Sarah Hoyt has reassured people ..."

I was told there would be no discussion of lesser Insty cobs!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:17 PM (bM7vb)

98 Kevin Costner has been dead to me since I had to suffer through watching his hackery of David Brin's The Postman/

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:08 PM

I really liked that book. I really hated that movie.

Posted by: huerfano at August 01, 2022 08:17 PM (dTFZY)

99 TuCa just eviscerated Malig-Nancy for her Taiwan stunt.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 08:17 PM (LrYuZ)

100 Two scoops of crickets in a package of Kellogg's F*ck You Bran.

Posted by: jingle from the future at August 01, 2022 08:17 PM (qxjcy)

101
Tom Petty was great in "The Postman".

Of course, he's dead now.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2022 08:16 PM (R/m4+)

The moral of the story is don't be great.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:17 PM (PY/t0)

102 44 rhomboid Just the one night. TAP (Air Portugal) offer free stopovers in Portugal so I added a night on our long-covid-postponed vacation to Italy. Thanks for the tips!

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 08:18 PM (vcv8B)

103 >>Oh Lordy. That's disgusting. I wonder if there's more.

Only 1 toy per box.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:14 PM

This place...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:18 PM (RkC6l)

104 RMBS, I'm sorry to hear that happened to your sister! How horrible.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:18 PM (aeePL)

105 >>Blech

Heh. When I was a kid we used to visit some friends of my parents that had a camp on a lake in the Adirondacks. Way deep in the Adirondacks.

We set out mouse traps every night and ever night we kids would wait to hear the *snap* as one after another went to the great cheese shop in the sky. We were easily amused.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

106 Trying to watch the movie Legendary and thinking 'if there is a fast moving giant crocodile in the lake, drop depth charges until everything floats up'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:19 PM (RSzuR)

107 Ace, I know it's probably already been said by others, but you have been amazing today! The content has been superb!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 01, 2022 08:19 PM (rbKZ6)

108 Kevin Costner has been dead to me since I had to suffer through watching his hackery of David Brin's The Postman

I seem to remember Will Patton as the main nutty in that one ? Am I right ?

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 08:19 PM (q8Coc)

109 @101: "The moral of the story is don't be great."

Or, if you're a famous singer still alive after Prince died, then don't chase doctor prescribed heroin substitutes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:19 PM (bM7vb)

110 107 Ace, I know it's probably already been said by others, but you have been amazing today! The content has been superb!
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 01, 2022 08:19 PM (rbKZ6)

Don't encourage him!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:20 PM (PY/t0)

111 *famous musician (not singer)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:20 PM (bM7vb)

112 Tom Petty was great in "The Postman".

I did not realize Costner was a black woman in 1961.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6vz75m

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 08:20 PM (/NCI4)

113 I'm going with it came from the store with dead mouse included. It'll help me sleep better tonight believing that.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:15 PM (/cpHU)
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I figured it did because you said it was a new bag. Maybe you're better off just sealing it up and taking the whole thing back. Unless you want that "grab bag" experience every time you feed the cat.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:20 PM (aeePL)

114 quantum I once availed myself of the TAP freebie, years ago, but think I spent 2 or 3 days. Was headed to South Africa.

My info is dated, but best thing about Lisbon was just the neighborhood restaurants in the older part of the city. The pace was very sleepy - but I hear tell that changed a lot after EU integration took hold.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

115 Shaun King’s social justice PAC is going to the dogs. Literally.

Grassroots Law PAC, which the progressive grifter founded to elect soft-on-crime local officials, paid roughly $40,000 since December to the California-based Potrero Performance Dogs, according to campaign finance disclosures. The payments are labeled for “contractor services,” making their purpose difficult to discern. But days after a $30,650 payment in February, King welcomed a “new member of the King family”: an award-winning mastiff bred by Potrero named Marz.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 01, 2022 08:20 PM (yikp0)

116 @110: "Don't encourage him!"

Ace is an inspiration to DIY shelf installers everywhere!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:21 PM (bM7vb)

117 Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (/cpHU)

Look at this high roller over here buying his kitty the fancy organic cat food.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:21 PM (rW2a0)

118 That river otter was just distracting him for the others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:21 PM (RkC6l)

119 "I seem to remember Will Patton as the main nutty in that one ?"

He plays a good bad guy. Speaking of which, he was one of the bad guys on season 4 of Yellowstone.

Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2022 08:22 PM (gLRfa)

120 He has been very good in Yellowstone and still pretty sexy for someone whose 29 but it was a plain white shirt with black lettering on the front that says I'm for Liz Cheney. Maybe someone tricked him into wearing it.
There is a lot of cool legit cowboy stuff on the show. The horses do amazing things. I've never been to a rodeo but the skill it takes to compete is thrilling to watch even if it's TV.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 08:22 PM (Y+l9t)

121 Kevin Costner always put a scene in his vanity projects where some middle-aged couple begged him to impregnate their daughter.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2022 08:22 PM (aWgmB)

122 This is insane:

***

Yes, yes it is

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:23 PM (gbzeC)

123 Awww. Thanks for the otters ace, I don't care what the guys say about you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)

124 114 rhomboid TAP turns out to be a great deal for business class to EU out of Newark, which is only 20 minutes from my place. Vastly preferable to trekking across NYC to JFK.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (vcv8B)

125 On the previous thread; the White House video of Bidens remarks doesn't start until past the 18 minute mark.

So the geniuses at the WH can't figure out how to edit the wait time while Joey's meds kick in out of the video.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (lEF02)

126 Will Nancy ride her broom to Taiwan? She would make a much smaller target for a Chinese missile.
Posted by: Colin at August 01, 2022 08:16 PM

The severe aerodynamic oscillations of the attached mammiform protrusions would likely increase the radar signature significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (a3Q+t)

127 RMBS, I'm sorry to hear that happened to your sister! How horrible.
Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:18 PM

Thanks, bluebell. It's been a rough month for them, and the kiddles are still on edge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (RkC6l)

128 Was it the Simpsons...I think it was...that had a bit where they watching the director's commentary on the Postman DVD and it's just Kevin Costner saying "I'm sorry" over and over.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (rW2a0)

129 Kindltot, cast iron drainboard sink:

https://tinyurl.com/3yrf795d

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (t62xj)

130 Trivia before more kitchen re-org: Jawwwwwhn Kerry's current wife, Teresa, was born in colonial Mozambique but her family line was of means, and based in Porto.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

131 @108: "Am I right ?"

Mr. Patton, yes. Killed himself Gene Hackman's office. Also worth noting that The Terminal List did a fairly good job of duplicating SecDef's Pentagon office. I got serious No Way Out flashbacks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:25 PM (bM7vb)

132 We set out mouse traps every night and ever night we kids would wait to hear the *snap* as one after another went to the great cheese shop in the sky. We were easily amused.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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Oh gosh, I hate that sound. When my husband and I were newly married and bought a brand-new townhouse, we discovered we had a mouse a day or two later. We had seen it run across the kitchen floor from under the stove to the sink (I was on the phone at the time and I screamed, dropped the receiver and ran away while I could hear my friend on the other end saying "Bluebell? Bluebell? Are you okay? What's the matter? BLUEBELL????!!!!").

So he set traps under the stove and in the sink cupboard, which was empty. A couple hours later we heard SNAP! and then thunk thunk thunk as it bounced in the empty cupboard. It was awful.

The next morning there was another mouse in the trap under the stove. I told my husband I wanted to move.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:25 PM (aeePL)

133 Pelosi is apparently schedule to arrive in Taiwan Tuesday evening.

Wednesday morning should be interesting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:27 PM (PY/t0)

134 rhomboid! You still near my operational area?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:27 PM (bM7vb)

135 121 Kevin Costner always put a scene in his vanity projects where some middle-aged couple begged him to impregnate their daughter.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2022 08:22 PM (aWgmB)

There was that creepy one he did about Elvis impersonators with Kurt Russell. 3000(?) miles to Graceland.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2022 08:27 PM (dNqv+)

136 Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:25 PM

They always pick the worst possible moment to show themselves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:28 PM (RkC6l)

137 Kevin Costner always put a scene in his vanity projects where some middle-aged couple begged him to impregnate their daughter.

Never noticed that - but I will now. Stephen King always has something to say about pedo stuff - It as well as the one about the library book. Heinlein always had something to say about incest. Hell - Number of the Beast couldn't be more in your face about it.

This crap is everywhere. It motivates them.

Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at August 01, 2022 08:28 PM (q8Coc)

138 Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (/cpHU)

That's feline Kaboom, my friend.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 01, 2022 08:29 PM (AbL8c)

139 They always pick the worst possible moment to show themselves.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:28 PM (RkC6l)
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There is no good moment for them to show themselves.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:29 PM (aeePL)

140 The severe aerodynamic oscillations of the attached mammiform protrusions would likely increase the radar signature significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Free mammograms.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 08:30 PM (vcv8B)

141 The recent IPMS/USA Nationals...

Somebody built what looks like a Mako shark with F-104 side intakes and I think side mounter laser cannons...

Has to be a Moron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:30 PM (RSzuR)

142 nd I screamed, dropped the receiver and ran away while I could hear my friend on the other end saying "Bluebell? Bluebell? Are you okay? What's the matter? BLUEBELL????!!!!").
Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:25 PM

WHERE IS bluebell AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER??!????????

The bluebell we know (and love and fear) would have shivved that mouse so fast it wouldn't have know what hit it, and then she would have done victory donuts in her black muscle car.

Send her back NOW!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

143 >>The next morning there was another mouse in the trap under the stove. I told my husband I wanted to move.

You would have hated this place. It was the real Mouseville.

I remember they had these square 4-way traps that had a hole/trap on each side. We used to bet on how many each trap would get each night.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

144 themselves.
Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:29 PM

You should have seen me chasing a bat through my house last summer. High comedy. It failed to take the hint if a wide open window, and so got a cap busted in its furry butt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:33 PM (RkC6l)

145 Unless that mouse was very decomposed I don't think it came from the factory.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 08:34 PM (s0SWx)

146 Oh Dunc, you have no idea how much I hate mice. And snakes.

And JackStraw, those traps sound horrible and now I am going to go away because ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:34 PM (aeePL)

147 Walter, have *never* been in your operational area, save for a flight connection at Mpls airport en route to Alaska, years ago.

But I played hockey with some connected MN guys for years!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 08:35 PM (OTzUX)

148 It failed to take the hint if a wide open window, and so got a cap busted in its furry butt.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:33 PM (RkC6l)
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Ha! Oh no. This thread is turning into my worst nightmare.

Posted by: bluebell at August 01, 2022 08:35 PM (aeePL)

149 Shilling with Cheneys (2024)

A Hollywood actor develops a relationship with a band of Fake Wyomingites. Attracted by the simplicity of their brains, he chooses to leave his former life behind to be with them. Having observed him, they give him the name Shilling for Cheneys. Soon he is a welcomed member of the tribe and falls in love with a campaign staffer who has been raised in the tribe in DC. Hilarity results when Trump arrives with designs on the land.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2022 08:35 PM (aWgmB)

150 The bluebell we know (and love and fear) would have shivved that mouse so fast it wouldn't have know what hit it, and then she would have done victory donuts in her black muscle car.

Send her back NOW!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2022 08:33 PM

Now, now...bluebell was young then. The Way of the Shiv is a long and arduous one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:35 PM (RkC6l)

151 Mouseman story
Setting:
Summertime, home, alone, bedtime, dog downstairs in crate.
About 2:30am I hear a thump and then what seemed to be noise in the back hall. I groggily get out of bed, only to hear louder scrabbling and now think there's an intruder in the house.
Of course my weaponry is on the third floor, so I retire to the bathroom and lock the second set of doors.
I try to dial 911, but I have so much adrenaline pumping through my body, I can hardly hit the buttons.
No sooner had I hung up on 911 then about five squad cars come racing up in silent mode, but lights flashing.
I get a call back from the police asking if I can come to the door. I reply that I still hear movement in the house, and no I'm not coming down.

(cont.)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)

152 RMBS,prayers for your sister and her family. How awful

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:37 PM (gbzeC)

153 @147: "But I played hockey with some connected MN guys for years!"

Okay, okay. My brain's a bit foggy these days. I wasn't sure where you were except for some tenuous connections to my fair city. Connected guys?! Sounds like some fearsome fair skinned Lutheran mafia to me!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:37 PM (bM7vb)

154 RMBS,prayers for your sister and her family. How awful
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:37 PM

Thank you, vmom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:38 PM (RkC6l)

155 1st link, colorized Berlin 1896, is mostly about street traffic and the people of the day. Center of the screen, across from the viewer, is a big sign saying "Panaopticon. 42 wilde Weiber aus Dahomev'". Panopticon is probably a movie theater name.

The movie is called "42 wild wenches from Dahomev". I'm on the phone with alex, who says "oh, so it's porn" and also I should tell you that, so I've told you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 01, 2022 08:38 PM (XQFx4)

156 JackStraw, is deep in the Adirondacks like Speculator?

I spent lots of summers there, and hiking all over. I'm only at 13 of the high peaks though. Probably will never finish.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 08:38 PM (w3w6l)

157 Didn't Walt Disney do a show about a cute otter?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 01, 2022 08:39 PM (C1rbv)

158 Wait

The Empress is now phoning it in?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 08:42 PM (RSzuR)

159 Mouseman (cont 2)
They finally convince me that the house appears to be secure, and to come down and let them look around inside.
I answer the door (forgetting that I'm only wearing boxers) to find 4 female officers that responded to the call. They try not to laugh at me too much, and ask permission to check out the house.
Finding nothing unusual, they put about to leave, only to hear loud scrabbling in the 2nd floor hallway. Now guns are drawn and they rush up the front and back stairs in hopes of catching the perp.
A hot minute later they all reappear in the front hall holding a mousetrap with a mouse under the bar, but not dead. The damn thing had been running up and down the hall (which were bare, hardwood floors) on it's two good legs.

(cont.)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

160 Also our house we bought in May has no mice but a colony of at least 115 bats. We counted them several times as they come out at night.

No sign of them all through the purchase process but about a month into living there lots and lots of scritching in the attic.

I thought squirrels or something. Nope. Bats.

We are getting rid of them but I really don't know what to think about cleaning up the guano. The previous owners had to have known it's a big colony.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 08:43 PM (DiZbT)

161 Emmie, first I have to build the second house then I can debate my wife about the kitchen

It looks good though

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 08:43 PM (xhaym)

162 @160: "I thought squirrels or something. Nope. Bats."

Bats are fun if you've got an outdoor pool and like swimming at night. They like skimming the water for bugs. Catch 'em if you can!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:44 PM (bM7vb)

163 (cont.)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

I'm already laughing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:45 PM (gbzeC)

164 >>JackStraw, is deep in the Adirondacks like Speculator?

I really don't know the area that well, I was just a kid and haven't been back since I was like 9.

I just remember going to Utica and then heading on a series of small roads until we came to the middle of Nowhere, NY. This was one of those places where the homes were only accessible by boat, no roads or utilities. It was actually really nice but very remote.

It's where I met Kevin Bacon when we were both kids. So you are now all 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon. You're welcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

165 160 Also our house we bought in May has no mice but a colony of at least 115 bats. We counted them several times as they come out at night.

***

Eeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:46 PM (gbzeC)

166 Bats are fun if you've got an outdoor pool and like swimming at night. They like skimming the water for bugs. Catch 'em if you can!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:44 PM

I enjoyed watching the bats outside at dusk. Until that one little bastard got in somehow. Air pistols ftw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:46 PM (RkC6l)

167 6
'Kevin Costner on a Yellowstone set wearing a Liz Cheney Tshirt.'

Dead to me. May not even watch the Untouchables again.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 01, 2022 08:46 PM (roH4R)

168 The previous owners had to have known it's a big colony.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 08:43 PM (DiZbT)

Get you get some $$ back from them for non- disclosure?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:47 PM (gbzeC)

169 Mouseman (cont 3)

Much laughter and tips of the cap to all involved, the police leave. I go put some pants on and get the dog out of the crate to take him for a walk, seeing as he was all sorts of pissed off not to be let out for all the fun.
The pup and I walk down the driveway, only to find all the police still assembled on my sidewalk.
It seems bets had been taken over whether the paralyzed mouse could make it to cover or whether it would expire right there on the sidewalk.
(cont.)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

170 Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 08:43 PM

Dude....not good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:47 PM (RkC6l)

171 So you are now all 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon. You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

I used to have a big crush on him

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:48 PM (gbzeC)

172 >>>>Wife just opened new bag of cat food and pulled a mouse out. She thought it was GWP toy and laid it on kitchen counter. Nope. Dead mouse.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 01, 2022 08:12 PM (/cpHU)

Was the mouse at least packaged in a cute little cellophane bag? Oh look honey! A free treat for Fluffy!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 01, 2022 08:50 PM (CQKGY)

173 @166: "Until that one little bastard got in somehow."

My old apartment attracts bats occasionally. First time one got stuck flying circles in my office was spooky as hell. I didn't make sense of that weird shadow in the corner of my view until the third or fourth pass, and then it took a few seconds to register that that it was a real bat, then I dove under my desk.

Caught him in a box eventually, and took him down to a nearby lake where he'd have plenty of bugs and critters to chase, but the bastard kept coming back every night for a few days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:50 PM (bM7vb)

174 @167: "May not even watch the Untouchables again."

Dead Sean Connery frowns at you.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:51 PM (bM7vb)

175 >>I used to have a big crush on him

He wanted to go into plumbing but I said "Kevin, have you ever thought about acting? I just have a hunch.".

Son of a bitch has never thanked me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

176 We have three bats that come out at night and fly around over the pool. I always assumed they lived in a tree somewhere but now I am concerned...

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 08:53 PM (vcv8B)

177 I used to work for a company that sold bagged bat guano as organic fertilizer. It was brutal, I was the only one who did well because my skin was oily and wouldn't peel under the respirator. It was really stinky with the ammonia, but I got a collection of bat skulls out of it. I threw them out later.

Bat guano hosts nasty fungus es that can colonize your lungs, which the owners didn't know when they started the product line.

It and the blood meal were the bomb. We had the greenest mud puddles in town from the runoff from our loading dock.

Nasty stuff though

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 08:53 PM (xhaym)

178 Mouseman (cont 5)

It was then I noticed that the neighbors were up and doing their best impressions of Gladys Kravitz, peering through the break in the curtains.

I finish my dogwalk, the police drive off, the mouse...who knows.

I call my bride, and relay the incident to her...."Oh honey, I had the spare heir put traps under the cabinet in the hall...I thought you knew?!?!?

No I didn't, but I surely would have liked the heads up, would have avoided a lot of embarrassment

I guess one of the neighbors called her in the early AM and got the rundown on the nights happenings, because as I go to get into my car, I hear the guy across the street yell: HEY MOUSEMAN, WANT A CAT???

#hahaha

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

179 Build a big dildo and we will come...

Posted by: Lizzy Cheney at August 01, 2022 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

180 Build a big dildo and we will come...
Posted by: Lizzy Cheney at August 01, 2022 08:54 PM

A visual without which I could have lived the rest of my life quite happily.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (RkC6l)

181 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

Hey you skipped part 4! Good story though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (DgWEj)

182 @176: "but now I am concerned..."

Fun fact! They can — and always do — sneak through the tiniest little cracks in brick grout and hardwood quarter round.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (bM7vb)

183 but I got a collection of bat skulls out of it

That's a pretty weird job perk.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (KFhLj)

184 Re: sheep, dogs, ball

Somewhere on an aging VHS-C cartridge I have 4 dogs and a goat charging a fence line to bark (and bleat) at those arrogant enough to pass by our rural home; when playing with a ball, the goat would position herself over the ball the dogs had been playing with, and headbut lightly any canine attempting to reacquire the ball.

Posted by: epador at August 01, 2022 08:59 PM (ns4uC)

185 I answer the door (forgetting that I'm only wearing boxers) to find 4 female officers that responded to the call. They try not to laugh at me too much, and ask permission to check out the house.

==

browndog, you forgot to mention if they were hawt

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:59 PM (gbzeC)

186 That's a pretty weird job perk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM

And a very tiny mountain of skulls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2022 08:59 PM (RkC6l)

187
Hey you skipped part 4! Good story though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (DgWEj)

Fuq...senior moment, there were/are only four parts.

Yeah, I was some sort of famous on the street for a while there after.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 08:59 PM (BgMrQ)

188 183 but I got a collection of bat skulls out of it

That's a pretty weird job perk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (KFhLj)

*looks innocently at shoes*

Posted by: Mortician at August 01, 2022 09:00 PM (PY/t0)

189 @185: "browndog, you forgot to mention if they were hawt"

And I'm beginning to wonder if browndog works in the adult entertainment industry.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:01 PM (bM7vb)

190 browndog, you forgot to mention if they were hawt
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 08:59 PM (gbzeC)

Couldn't tell ya vmom... I was still not processing things well. Being supercharged on adrenaline will do that to ya'

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

191 Build a big dildo and we will come...
Posted by: Lizzy Cheney at August 01, 2022 08:54 PM

We know.

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 01, 2022 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)

192 I missed JoeCOVID's victory speech. How disgusting was it?

Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2022 09:04 PM (AMIL/)

193 189 @185: "browndog, you forgot to mention if they were hawt"

And I'm beginning to wonder if browndog works in the adult entertainment industry.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:01 PM (bM7vb)

I'll save that story for another time...

#oye

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 09:05 PM (BgMrQ)

194 funny story browndog, thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 09:05 PM (mn1Pi)

195 169
It seems bets had been taken over whether the paralyzed mouse could make it to cover or whether it would expire right there on the sidewalk.
----
Right there is unnecessary cruelty. Then we get pissed off if some kid tortured dogs and cats. It should have been dealt the coup de grace.

Posted by: Ciampino - laughing at some little creature in agonizing pain is hardly adult behavior at August 01, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

196 192 I missed JoeCOVID's victory speech. How disgusting was it?
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2022 09:04 PM (AMIL

Apparently, it stopped the recession from happening. Drone strikes are awesome!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 09:05 PM (PY/t0)

197 183 but I got a collection of bat skulls out of it

That's a pretty weird job perk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

somewhere a little ginger house cat named 'conan' thinks you wasted an opportunity to make him his throne of skulls.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 01, 2022 09:06 PM (MrZQl)

198 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (G9RvC)

199 I watch Yellowstone for the scenes of the guys riding, slidin and runnin cows down the fence. 1 degree of separation as I know all of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (ZHEG+)

200 Had a cat that regularly brought in his kills (downside of a cat door), but only ate the upper half. Not fun to happen upon the bottom half of a chipmunk. I've heard that's not unusual for cats.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (es0Dj)

201 So you are now all 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon. You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw

My grandmother took a couple of the trips to/from Europe in the 'big boat' era. They met and traveled with Madam Curie on one of them. Grandmother met me so you get 3 degrees to Madam Curie!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:08 PM (MxUom)

202 Not now Sarah. Read the room.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2022 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

203 195 169
It seems bets had been taken over whether the paralyzed mouse could make it to cover or whether it would expire right there on the sidewalk.
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Right there is unnecessary cruelty. Then we get pissed off if some kid tortured dogs and cats. It should have been dealt the coup de grace.
Posted by: Ciampino - laughing at some little creature in agonizing pain is hardly adult behavior at August 01, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

I assume that they did put the little fella out of it's misery, as there was no mouse to be found when I got back after the walk.

But your point is valid. I had the same thought the next morning...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)

204 That's a pretty weird job perk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 08:56 PM (KFhLj)

a while ago I realized that, at my very bottom layer, I am an absurdist. This is not because my personal philosophy allows me to find the flaws, inconsistencies and sheer improbabilities in life, but because my life and that of my family is full of happenstance that for some reason, someone perked up and announced "hold my beer"

"ooh, bat skulls. I should take these home."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 09:09 PM (xhaym)

205 I thought Sarah got a raise.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 09:09 PM (vcv8B)

206 I've heard that's not unusual for cats.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

i keep hearing they believe we are too stupid to catch our own food, so they leave us some of theirs

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 01, 2022 09:09 PM (MrZQl)

207 OT- but when did FJB get his earlobes stapled to his head? Is that a normal part of plastic surgery? This is what you get when you ask me to watch a video of a guy not blinking...

Posted by: ama at August 01, 2022 09:11 PM (ez10z)

208 Late to the thread. I've been trying to escape the doom and gloom and watch movies instead of the news. Haven't even watched Tucker for the past week.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 01, 2022 09:11 PM (nxdel)

209 @205: "I thought Sarah got a raise."

Anna Puma suggested Sarah should go grift in the LGF comment section, and I'm beginning to think maybe we should start a relocation charity fund.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:12 PM (bM7vb)

210 199 I watch Yellowstone for the scenes of the guys riding, slidin and runnin cows down the fence. 1 degree of separation as I know all of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (ZHEG+)

Word has it that the 6666 Ranch might become a spin off...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 09:12 PM (BgMrQ)

211 Grandmother met me so you get 3 degrees to Madam Curie!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

You may have a little of Madame's radioactivity.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 09:12 PM (vcv8B)

212 Biteme gave a speech tonight? I thought he was supposed to be in isolation.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 01, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

213 Salah!

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 01, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

214 We are wondering what to do about the undisclosed bay colony. The exterminator guy says infestation lawsuits are hard to prove/win.

And yeah guano is not something we want in the walls of our girls bedroom. I'm afraid what a contractor would charge to get it out, I'm not living the idea of doing it myself, and will it actually be worse to open the can of worms vs just leave it in the walls?

Going to get some indoor air quality tests done and mull it over.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 01, 2022 09:13 PM (wJO4j)

215 So Joe Reffitt (first name may be incorrect) was sentenced today to seven years for planning to drag Nancy Pelosi out of the Capitol on Jan 6th by her ankles and have her hit her head on every step He has admitted to having a Glock in his waistband and carrying zip ties and being a member of a Texas militia group the Texas Three Percenters. He was not able to enter the Capital as police blocked him but he yelled for others to go in.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2022 09:14 PM (EG1kw)

216
You may have a little of Madame's radioactivity.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

I don't glow though...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:14 PM (MxUom)

217 Had a cat that regularly brought in his kills (downside of a cat door), but only ate the upper half. Not fun to happen upon the bottom half of a chipmunk. I've heard that's not unusual for cats.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (es0Dj)

The brains might be the best part, or the gall bladder and lower gut tastes nasty.

My cats bring them in to play to death and they escape. I have a toothless tortie that had one in her mouth when she ran off to the back room under the guest bed, and I doubt she swallowed it whole.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 09:14 PM (xhaym)

218 213 Salah!
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 01, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

Mo Salah...runnin' down the wing!

Posted by: Liverpool Fans Everywhere at August 01, 2022 09:15 PM (BgMrQ)

219 i keep hearing they believe we are too stupid to catch our own food, so they leave us some of theirs
Posted by: BifBewalski

They treat us as family. I've heard that's why they watch you eat. In the wild one cat will eat while the other keeps lookout.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 01, 2022 09:15 PM (vcv8B)

220 browndog, Taylor Sheridan had a bid in to buy the 6666's but it seems to have fallen through.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 09:17 PM (ZHEG+)

221 Tornado alerts on my phone twice in the last hour or so. Looks like the nasty weather is passing well to the north of me. Pretty still here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 09:18 PM (guM5Q)

222 They're having a Free Peanut promotion.

The woman in that video is a Species Traitor, clearly giving aid and comfort to one of the mortal enemies of homeowners and gardeners!

Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2022 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

223 Stay safe AOP

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 09:19 PM (gbzeC)

224 220 browndog, Taylor Sheridan had a bid in to buy the 6666's but it seems to have fallen through.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 09:17 PM (ZHEG+)

Really, that explains the rumors.

Not sure if I like the guy or not (not that it matters). Something seems fake. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 01, 2022 09:19 PM (BgMrQ)

225 I hope all our politically adjacent friends suddenly discover how to bootleg new Yellowstone episodes -- without paying for the privilege of boosting their ratings -- before season five premieres in November after the midterms.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 07:58 PM (bM7vb)

Shooting your TV is always an option, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 09:20 PM (guM5Q)

226 I don't glow though...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:14 PM

As fellow patriots, we can help with that.

Posted by: F. B. I. at August 01, 2022 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)

227 Isn't Kevin Costner a Dem anyway?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 09:21 PM (gbzeC)

228 @225: "Shooting your TV is always an option, too."

Why waste good ammunition?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:22 PM (bM7vb)

229 we had a bit of thunder here and some thunderheads dribbling rain. It cut the heat a bit and they were large and cold. Not enough to do much though.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 09:23 PM (xhaym)

230 Stay safe AOP
Posted by: vmom

I'm with Vmom, stay safe.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:23 PM (MxUom)

231 The drone strike on Achmed the dead terrorist happened on Saturday, no?

No foreign press had anything to say about it?
No al Jazeera, or RT or daily mail report of an explosion in downtown Kabul?
Something isn't passing the sniff test.
What say the horde?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 01, 2022 09:23 PM (MFphb)

232
As fellow patriots, we can help with that.
Posted by: F. B. I.

Stay away, far away... I *really* don't want to see or talk to you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:24 PM (MxUom)

233 @231: "What say the horde?"

Weak transparent effort to flex against China before Pelosi's visit?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:25 PM (bM7vb)

234 *to Taiwan

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:26 PM (bM7vb)

235 Tornado alerts on my phone twice in the last hour or so. Looks like the nasty weather is passing well to the north of me. Pretty still here.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Joetato at August 01, 2022 09:27 PM (/NCI4)

236 I wore my "Mean Tweets and Cheap Gas 2024" shirt through Sea World and Legoland. Not a single negative interaction. All positive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 01, 2022 09:27 PM (EfIJl)

237 As fellow patriots, we can help with that.
Posted by: F. B. I.

Stay away, far away... I *really* don't want to see or talk to you.

Addendum:
Go visit your friend Ray Epps instead, he lives about 20 miles from me as the crow flies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:27 PM (MxUom)

238 No foreign press had anything to say about it?
No al Jazeera, or RT or daily mail report of an explosion in downtown Kabul?
Something isn't passing the sniff test.
What say the horde?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 01, 2022 09:23 PM (MFphb)

they could say anything and count on the MSM to push the lie. They'll probably want to file sedition charges against anyone who won't swear it's the truth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 09:27 PM (r46W7)

239 I got the replacement part to fix my TWSBI fountain pen. And Jet Pens had a nice video on how to work on these pens. I think I have it back together. I'm going to try filling it with water before I try ink in it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 01, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

240 I wore my "Mean Tweets and Cheap Gas 2024" shirt through Sea World and Legoland. Not a single negative interaction. All positive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

CA or FL?

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 09:28 PM (mn1Pi)

241
No foreign press had anything to say about it?
No al Jazeera, or RT or daily mail report of an explosion in downtown Kabul?
Something isn't passing the sniff test.
What say the horde?
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Why would anyone comment on a common occurrence?
Or:
You do not want to report on anything the Taliban doesn't want reported.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:28 PM (MxUom)

242 235 Tornado alerts on my phone twice in the last hour or so. Looks like the nasty weather is passing well to the north of me. Pretty still here.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Joetato at August 01, 2022 09:27 PM (/NCI4)

I'm jealous. No weather here. no rain, nothing but hot, on and on. hot, hot, hot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 09:29 PM (r46W7)

243 FL. I think the people who would have screeched about it were all at D*sney anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 01, 2022 09:29 PM (EfIJl)

244 He has been very good in Yellowstone and still pretty sexy for someone whose 29 but it was a plain white shirt with black lettering on the front that says I'm for Liz Cheney. Maybe someone tricked him into wearing it.
There is a lot of cool legit cowboy stuff on the show. The horses do amazing things. I've never been to a rodeo but the skill it takes to compete is thrilling to watch even if it's TV.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2022 08:22 PM (Y+l9t)

If he supports Liz Cheney, he's either a fag or a Commie. Pick one. or both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 09:30 PM (QzH0C)

245 This has been an epic family vacation. 5 kids all under 7 in a minivan from PA to Palm Beach FL and back. No DVDs, no iPads.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 01, 2022 09:32 PM (EfIJl)

246 If he supports Liz Cheney, he's either a fag or a Commie. Pick one. or both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 09:30 PM (QzH0C)

You forgot the overwhelming favorite...he's fvcking stupid.

Remember...he is an actor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 01, 2022 09:33 PM (XIJ/X)

247 No DVDs, no iPads.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 01, 2022 09:32 PM (EfIJl)

How many beatings and how many deaths?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 01, 2022 09:33 PM (XIJ/X)

248 217 Had a cat that regularly brought in his kills (downside of a cat door), but only ate the upper half. Not fun to happen upon the bottom half of a chipmunk. I've heard that's not unusual for cats.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (es0Dj)

two schools of thought on that:
1) kittie wants to share her meals with you, thinks you will appreciate it greatly
2) it's a warning

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 09:33 PM (r46W7)

249 Biteme gave a speech tonight? I thought he was supposed to be in isolation.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 01, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

One of his stand-ins. I think there are four of them.

The real Biden is the one that makes racist comments and bangs his fists.

Personally, my favorite is the one that does the creepy whisper.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 09:34 PM (/HvPV)

250 Evening. Finally got the youngsters to bed, cleaned up the house, loaded the dishwasher, skipped washing the dishes in the sink and am ready to relax for a bit.

What's going on?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 01, 2022 09:34 PM (YglAn)

251 I get that our press is a kept woman but there's a whole world press out there that presumably would report on a story of interest, if only to report on the awfulness of the American empire.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 01, 2022 09:34 PM (MFphb)

252 Good evening, Horde!

What's shakin'?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 09:34 PM (qpPdw)

253 Are you there yet?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 01, 2022 09:35 PM (5HBd1)

254 No DVDs, no iPads.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 01, 2022 09:32 PM (EfIJl)

How many beatings and how many deaths?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Ear plugs or Active Noise Cancelling Ear muffs?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:36 PM (MxUom)

255 Actors are dumb and easily lead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 09:36 PM (sAmhv)

256 Were you here then?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:36 PM (bM7vb)

257 Just once I want to see our politicians skip the gloating after offing one of these terrorist assholes, and simply have him turn up dead with a toy airplane stuffed in his mouth. Offhandedly remark at the next regular press meeting that sometimes America's enemies just cease to be among the living.

I believe this is referred to as sending a Sicilian message, and I'm a fan.

Posted by: CppThis at August 01, 2022 09:36 PM (UewuT)

258 Good evening, Horde!

What's shakin'?

Not much: https://on.doi.gov/3oKwoIL

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 01, 2022 09:37 PM (Bd6X8)

259 How many beatings and how many deaths?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Only a few. Not as bad as I thought it would be. We only drove 6-7 hour days and were not in a hurry to do anything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 01, 2022 09:37 PM (EfIJl)

260 251 I get that our press is a kept woman but there's a whole world press out there that presumably would report on a story of interest, if only to report on the awfulness of the American empire.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 01, 2022 09:34 PM (MFphb)

Al Jazeera has always had something to say about any previous hits. The said a lot about the Iranian that Trump took out. Their silence now is .... peculiar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 09:37 PM (r46W7)

261 I'm about to do something silly, I am going to buy a Fender Blacktop Baritone Guitar off of Reverb.

The funny thing is guitar is not my main instrument but damnit if I haven't gotten hooked on the sound of the baritone guitar.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2022 09:40 PM (VyHE+)

262 Offhandedly remark at the next regular press meeting that sometimes America's enemies just cease to be among the living.

I believe this is referred to as sending a Sicilian message, and I'm a fan.

Lacks panache. I'd prefer he modify the Dead Parrot soliloquy.

E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This terrorist is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-TERRORIST!!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 09:41 PM (/NCI4)

263 One of his stand-ins. I think there are four of them.

The real Biden is the one that makes racist comments and bangs his fists.

Personally, my favorite is the one that does the creepy whisper. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2022 09:34 PM (/HvPV)

Which one is the sniffer?

Trick Question: They all are!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 01, 2022 09:41 PM (cupoy)

264 85, 30 mph wind gusts and all the rain falling up valley. And I'm out of beer.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 09:41 PM (mn1Pi)

265 And I'm out of beer.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 09:41 PM (mn1Pi)

Unless that is followed with: "...So I am moving on to bourbon," you have fvcked up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 01, 2022 09:43 PM (XIJ/X)

266 264 85, 30 mph wind gusts and all the rain falling up valley. And I'm out of beer.
Posted by: Infidel

Lack of preparation can have horrible consequences. Thoughts and prayers.

Or just go out and buy some beer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 09:43 PM (sAmhv)

267 And I'm out of beer.
Posted by: Infidel

Wind, rain, you're going to have to switch to the good stuff...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 09:43 PM (MxUom)

268 CBD, got busy. Poor planning on my part. Won't happen again.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 09:44 PM (mn1Pi)

269 @268: "Won't happen again."

Damn right it won't!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:45 PM (bM7vb)

270 Bitter Clinger, I can only recognize three. Have been looking at a bunch of the getty images. An Israeli paper did some really good close ups and wow you can see the differences.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 09:46 PM (ZHEG+)

271 Posted by: Sarah at August 01, 2022 09:07 PM (G9RvC)

Sarah, you ignorant whore.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2022 09:46 PM (dscaa)

272 262 THIS IS AN EX-TERRORIST!!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 09:41 PM (/NCI4)

Maybe he's just pining for the dunes.

Posted by: CppThis at August 01, 2022 09:48 PM (UewuT)

273 Food has no home here!!! *hic* Wait, wut? *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 01, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)

274 Changing beverages of choice gives me a hangover and I try to avoid those at all cost.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 09:50 PM (ZHEG+)

275 Yes, there was something for everyone, Ace, and the toddler loving the rain was a sweet touch. Thanks!

Posted by: Lola at August 01, 2022 09:51 PM (NIYa7)

276 My brain read Berlin, 1986. I thought, who the hell was driving in carriages in 1986?!?

I'm dyslexic, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 07:56 PM (PY/t0)

I read that too.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2022 09:51 PM (yPFdZ)

277 Tick tock, ONT snipers!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:52 PM (bM7vb)

278 12 That goat is lucky those are domesticated dogs and not Wild African Dogs.

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African Wild Dogs is the name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_dog
Read the naming for the ridiculous, retarded reasoning about its common name.

Posted by: Ciampino - quite cruel killers at August 01, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

279 214. That's a potentially severe health hazard! Indoor air quality tests...why? Seems like a waste of $. That's a severe health hazard.

Was the house owner occupied when you bought it? Who arranged for house inspection? What do the disclosure forms say about infestations, vermin/pests? We're standard disclosure forms used? Not a lawyer ...was a broker involved? Who arranged mortgage? I'd be haunting the realtor because it's extremely unlikely a colony of bats that large was unknown & not smelling the place up.

I've been there, having defects not properly disclosed for homeownership. Best of luck to you.

Posted by: Lola at August 01, 2022 10:05 PM (NIYa7)

280 57 Didn't Costner try to get a masseuse to jerk him off once at a spa? Not like a tug joint either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2022 08:09 PM (PY/t0)
----
I thought that was Al Gore.

Posted by: Ciampino - always looking for a happy ending at August 01, 2022 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

281 I am making a real GOOD MONEY (80$ to 92$ / hr. )online from my laptop. Last month I GOT a check of nearly 21,000$, this online work is simple and straightforward, I don't have to go to the OFFICE, Its home online job. At that point this work opportunity is for you. If you are interested. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site... www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at August 02, 2022 06:33 AM (WdJ/0)

282 It might be Joao Cabral? Lovely town Porto, used to do business there in the 1980's

Posted by: Terrapod at August 02, 2022 06:48 AM (qMq1a)

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