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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/30/22) Probably Too Many Videos, You Be The Judge EditionJust as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: “I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.” [Submitted by TN Deplorable] Apologies up front, I am sorry I am reporting news/current events on what should be a lighthearted ONT. ***SNORT-SNORT*** Biden tests positive for COVID in 'rebound' case, doctor saysDo you think Kamala is on her knees Like everyone, I get a lot of unsolicited emails with the classic clickbait trick of offering a “top ten” list or something like it. I usually delete or block them without opening, but this one succeeded in getting the click, and I am sure it is news some Power Line readers will want to know (whether as a list of where to avoid, or cycle to, I leave to you to decide): Love feeling the wind in your hair — and all over your body — while riding on two wheels? There are U.S. cities where that’s not only legal but also celebrated, so what are 2022’s Best Cities for Naked Biking? LawnStarter ranked the 200 biggest U.S. cities ahead of upcoming World Naked Bike Rides like the one in St. Louis on July 30. Quite the ordeal. Quite the story. Disaster at 18,200 feet - The story of what really happened when a mountaineer fell 1,000 feet while summiting North America's tallest peak, Denali None of them noticed the fall. One moment, Adam Rawski was with them on the mountain. The next, he was gone. It was May 24, 2021, around Day 15 of their trek up Denali, North America's tallest peak. There was Grant Wilson and Sarah Maynard, Alaska natives and close friends since high school who were now in their early 20s; Rawski, a 31-year-old clean technology executive from Canada, who had befriended them on the mountain a week earlier; and Dr. Jason Lance, a 48-year-old radiologist from Utah who had paired up with Rawski at the last minute after both of their climbing partners turned back. The four had hoped to summit that day. But Rawski was exhausted and showing signs of altitude sickness. He couldn't go any further. Just over a thousand feet from the summit, they had no choice but to stop and turn back. It's not the fall but the abrupt stop that usually proves injurious. Is anything safe to say without causing bruised feelings? PETA Asks People To Use Alternatives To Animal-Oriented Insults, Gets Ridiculed In Return PETA is at it again. Now they want people to stop using supremacist language and perpetuate speciesism. Needless to say, the internet was very entertained by this demand. NSFW-Bill Burr On this day: July 30, 2014 - Dick Wagner Born on this day: July 30, 1941 - Paul Anka Russian booze + hand/eye coordination= Genius Award Winner. Video style. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Interesting Expressions. Notice: Posted with permission by whoever is in the building tonight. ONT Tips, jokes, loose change, drink tokens and burner phones to petmorons at gmail dot com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Mhmm.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (bM7vb) 2
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (T4tVD) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (xlqcA) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (bgPhH) 5
walter?
Posted by: barbarausa at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (RY/x5) Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2022 10:04 PM (k8B25) 7
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Msys3) 8
Life is good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Vq3yq) 9
Hello, Horde! Happy Saturday night :-)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 30, 2022 10:05 PM (SRRAx) 10
barbarausa?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:05 PM (bM7vb) 11
Naked bike riding. Yeah, the ones you want to see naked bike riding, don't. The ones you never want to see naked, do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ) 12
Do you think Kamala is on her knees
Kabuki theater script is already in Kanela along with the rest are practicing their lines. Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:07 PM (xlqcA) 13
Good joke.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:07 PM (4I/2K) 14
good evening all
Posted by: wing at July 30, 2022 10:08 PM (PlW9M) 15
Are we sure that first story isn't about Hunter Biden?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW) 16
Good evening morons and thanks mh
Paul Anka is one of my celebrity lookalikes. I can't sing though. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt) 17
The owner of the car in the final photo. Odds that she strongly resembles the all lesbians look the sames?
ONT Greetings, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (tkOps) 18
I am on the end of worst internet access point ever. I would (almost) kill for a solid 64 kbps link.
Have a lovely evening hordelings, I am done for the day! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (Vq3yq) 19
Damn, Covid. I'll be praying for you. To be stuck twice with Joe.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ) 20
Those bumper stickers are weird.
Posted by: Iris at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (foa6+) 21
LOL! Great joke MisHum.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel) 22
Niters, Hrothgar.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (S8ear) 23
A "rebound" case???
Is that like, oh I don't know, catching it AGAIN? Or do these assholes have to come up with a new (and no doubt run through several focus groups) and fancy way of saying it? Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (anj39) 24
I would just like to say that it is 7 pm in Oregon and the temperature outside is still 100. This would be tolerable if it weren't so humid as well/
My wife and one of the cats have discovered that the AC is on in the bedroom, and I don't think either are going to come out any time soon. Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (xhaym) 25
The part about giving VD to his SIL is the clue.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW) 26
After consulting the entrails, and Kamala's crusty panties, I predict that Puddin' Head Joe will recover promptly by 2 pm tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (CCf67) 27
PETA is at it again. Now they want people to stop using supremacist language and perpetuate speciesism. Needless to say, the internet was very entertained by this demand.
---- Do they even know how the internet works? Idiots... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (K5n5d) 28
15 Are we sure that first story isn't about Hunter Biden?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW) Ha. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G) 29
Thanks Skip !
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (T4tVD) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (SRRAx) 31
Wow - John Pinette and Bill Burr on the same ONT?? Treating us well tonight Mis Hum -- THANKS!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (5KWKT) 32
> LawnStarter ranked the 200 biggest U.S. cities ahead of upcoming World Naked Bike Rides like the one in St. Louis on July 30.
_______________ Seat Sniffer has a different take. And it's a cheaper subscription. YMMV *I have no personal knowledge either way. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (BFigT) 33
Damn, Covid. I'll be praying for you. To be stuck twice with Joe.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ) My local news slanted it by calling the reoccurrence a 'rare' event. *cough - bullshit - cough* Kudos to the Moron on here who called it as soon as Biden got the Pax for the first case. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (4I/2K) 34
I have a good stationary bike. Nude that narrow seat would end up lodged in my ass. I'm just not that openminded, I guess.
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) 35
My wife and one of the cats have discovered that the AC is on in the bedroom, and I don't think either are going to come out any time soon.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (xhaym) ---- So you have free rein in the rest of the house? Carpe diem, my friend! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d) 36
barbarausa?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:05 PM (bM7vb) I still think that was Jane Fonda's best movie, and one she fit to a T. Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (xhaym) 37
Hiya barbaraUsa !
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (T4tVD) 38
When does Pelosi get shot down and start WW3?
She should be in Asia by now. Still can't figure out what she's actually taking this trip for other than to cost us money, but a small child and start a nuclear war. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (PY/t0) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH) 40
O'Connor said in the letter that Biden tested negative for COVID-19 on Tuesday evening, Wednesday morning, Thursday morning, and Friday morning, but tested positive on Saturday morning by an antigen test.
Those tests aren't worth shit. I've known people who get one result, get retested almost immediately, and get a different result. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (+lVUW) 41
Ah MisHum. Don't worry about the number of vids. I mean, even though there was no Frank or Dean, at least the Chairman was mentioned. I give this ONT a passing grade.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ) 42
It's no accident bumper sticker Kia guy is from Ahia.
Florida man simply has a much more productive publicist. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (Msys3) Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo) 44
Considering how many elderly people there are in Congress, how many died of WuFlu? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff) 45
I don't think all lesbians look alike, but the older ones tend to...
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH) and Sir Paul McCartney Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Puddleglum at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (sAmhv) 47
Another Saturday night but I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid How I wish I had someone to talk to I'm in an awful way... Hi Mr. MisHum and all you Hordesters! Happy weekend! Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (6cap8) 48
41 Ah MisHum. Don't worry about the number of vids. I mean, even though there was no Frank or Dean, at least the Chairman was mentioned. I give this ONT a passing grade.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ) I think it was a solid B- Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0) 49
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X8) 50
Treating us well tonight Mis Hum -- THANKS!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (5KWKT) Come on Doof, MisHum always treats his subjects fairly! But the "Thanks" might buy you some time! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Vq3yq) 51
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) To protect your asymmetricals. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ) 52
kindltot
Lucky you. It's only 98 here with 19% humidity. Why yes, I've been staying inside a lot. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (zNcSj) 53
Carpe diem, my friend!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d) I also canned 25 pints of cherries today, so I am bushed. When the cat and the wife sprawl on the bed, there is no room for me. Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:17 PM (xhaym) 54
When does Pelosi get shot down and start WW3?
She should be in Asia by now. Still can't figure out what she's actually taking this trip for other than to cost us money, but a small child and start a nuclear war. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (PY/t0) *** West coast cities go first. I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle? Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:17 PM (anj39) 55
Considering how many elderly people there are in Congress, how many died of WuFlu?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff) Saline solution has remarkable anti-COVID properties... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:17 PM (Vq3yq) 56
I give this ONT a passing grade.
Posted by: OrangeEnt I think it was a solid B- Posted by: AlaBAMA And, the blogs that steal content from us get all the views. Similar to high school where the cheater gets the A, and you, the guy he copied, gets the B-. Go figure. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (Msys3) 57
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) Keeps you from getting piles. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (PY/t0) 58
"It's not the fall but the abrupt stop that usually proves injurious."
A friend told me that about motorcycle mishap Said, it's not the speed it's the impact". tuck and roll, tuck and roll Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (xlqcA) 59
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) --- Could be worse. It could be like this bike: https://tinyurl.com/9hn6wdjb Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (K5n5d) 60
31 Wow - John Pinette and Bill Burr on the same ONT?? Treating us well tonight Mis Hum -- THANKS!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (5KWKT) You're welcome Mr. Doof Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (1Nxff) 62
Come on Doof, MisHum always treats his subjects fairly! But the "Thanks" might buy you some time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Vq3yq) If I'm lucky Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (5KWKT) 63
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:19 PM (KTPXo) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (xlqcA) 65
That bottom car photo with the stickers... if all of that is true Karma has them in the bomb sight. Or at least hopefully the Fed.
Geez what a scummy person that driver is. Bet they commit insurance fraud also. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (ktqzt) 66
The Bill Burr vid - for me the visual freezes while the audio continues- anyone else?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (gbzeC) 67
biden didn't have a rebound. The virus just bounced off the back of his empty skull and landed back in his nose.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (r1z5A) 68
I don't think all lesbians look alike, but the older ones tend to...
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH) *** A friend of mine, lives in the mid-west, is a lesbian. And she is drop-dead gorgeous. And that, hordemates, is a huge, and sad, waste. Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39) 69
Pelosi is bringing back the Taiwanese gold reserves.
Which will get lost. Or stuck in one of her capacious freezers. Or get left on a bus. Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (xhaym) 70
Horse faced - who is Sarah Jessica Parker
Pigeon toed Jack ass - who is Jill Biden Middle one has me stumped. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (ktqzt) 71
48 I think it was a solid B-
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0) And just think, you had been doing so well lately. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G) 72
Regarding the "all lesbians look the same". I knew two lesbians who are a couple, and they look alike, to the point where you have to figure out which is which. They have the same hairstyle, dress the same, and have the same stocky build. Someone I knew would joke that you can tell they're lesbians because they wear the uniform.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW) 73
When the cat and the wife sprawl on the bed, there is no room for me.
Posted by: Kindltot My pussy takes up most of the bed also! Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at July 30, 2022 10:22 PM (FGbUr) 74
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Just a guess, but is the opening asymmetrical? Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2022 10:23 PM (nfrXX) 75
“In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession."
He didn't add "my word as a Biden"? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 10:23 PM (VwHCD) 76
42 It's no accident bumper sticker Kia guy is from Ahia.
Florida man simply has a much more productive publicist. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (Msys3) Couldn't see the bottom of the plate, but I'm guessing Cuyahoga County. F those guys. Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 30, 2022 10:23 PM (v23vE) 77
71 48 I think it was a solid B-
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0) And just think, you had been doing so well lately. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G) You're still averaging an A. Just remember to sign your name next time and you won't lose those five points. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (PY/t0) 78
72 Regarding the "all lesbians look the same". I knew two lesbians who are a couple, and they look alike, to the point where you have to figure out which is which. They have the same hairstyle, dress the same, and have the same stocky build. Someone I knew would joke that you can tell they're lesbians because they wear the uniform.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW) Do they wear the sticker, Hello my name is Butch? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G) 79
Horse faced - who is Sarah Jessica Parker
Pigeon toed Jack ass - who is Jill Biden Middle one has me stumped. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (ktqzt) Purple People Eater Posted by: Sheb Wooley at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ) 80
..Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
Guy with the man bun, face & neck tattoos and a whole tackle box's worth of piercings, works at the bicycle store. He says that hole in the seat is called a "Jarles Chonson" device, or something like that. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (tkOps) 81
>>> 77 71 48 I think it was a solid B-
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0) And just think, you had been doing so well lately. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G) You're still averaging an A. Just remember to sign your name next time and you won't lose those five points. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (PY/t0) Do not taunt Happy Fun Cob (unless it's CBD and you're talking maple syrup). Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (llON8) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (xlqcA) 83
Pinette was good. Makes me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (AmoqO) 84
I don't think Biden gas covid
If he gad covid they would lie about it Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (gbzeC) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (ktqzt) 86
Still can't figure out what she's actually taking this trip for other than to cost us money, but a small child and start a nuclear war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA To take attention away from the fact that she and her family have used her position to make mountains of money with insider trading? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (QK75E) 88
84 I don't think Biden gas covid
If he gad covid they would lie about it Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (gbzeC) E-gads! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (PY/t0) 89
don't think Biden gas covid
If he gad covid they would lie about it Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at They want him away from the nuke button if Nancy ends up as fish food in the Formosa straight. Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (+ksY7) 90
Sure, not all lesbians look alike. But the butch ones are all working from the same starter kit: the I want to be a parody of masculinity lesbian bohunk who most definitely has the strap on you need pillow princess pleaser look. Additional accessories sold separately. Manufactured by Hasbro.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (KFhLj) 91
You're still averaging an A. Just remember to sign your name next time and you won't lose those five points. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (PY/t0) Do not taunt Happy Fun Cob (unless it's CBD and you're talking maple syrup). Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (llON *** *puts tape on computer camera* Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (anj39) 92
John Pinette was one funny mofo. Gone too soon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (VwHCD) 93
@84
>>I don't think Biden gas covid Probably not, every time one of these leftists goofballs wants some alone time they feign getting COVID. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (MxOfj) 94
The joke could be Joe or Hunter. Jack or Bobby.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (EP4dc) 95
and Sir Paul McCartney
Posted by: Count de Monet There was a picture of him where he looked like Jessica Fletcher. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW) 96
The real question about NPs trip to Taiwan is WHY?
WTF does the Speaker of the House have to do with foreign policy or international relations? Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . . Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KTPXo) 97
Good evening all!
Just saw Top Gun: Maverick with the family. It was so, so good! Thanks for the fellow Morons who recommended it. Posted by: Jmel at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (bVhJi) 98
The joke could be Joe or Hunter. Jack or Bobby.
Posted by: TC The priest didn't mention murder so Teddy is right out. Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (Msys3) 99
This is the kind of ONT that has everyone waxing romantic, innit?
Hunter is putting some Zappa on the hifi, and using his syphilitic dick-tip to dial up his fail safe, Kamala, for some maybe fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi9rsNF374 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CCf67) 100
Well...
The answer to the question - should I stay or should I go. I'm thinking I should go... Love you guys Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (6cap8) 101
...https://youtu.be/qRxNP-7TJLg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM That's the finest rendition of Tchaikovsky - The Seasins Op.37a June [Barcarolle] I've seen this week! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (ae8Of) 102
WTF does the Speaker of the House have to do with foreign policy or international relations?
Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . . Posted by: LRob in TX Do the pelosis have stock in munitions companies? Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A) 103
The answer to the question - should I stay or should I go.
I'm thinking I should go... Love you guys Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (6cap Why? You got something else to do? Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:33 PM (7bRMQ) 104
Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KTPXo) Graft is covered in the unpublished edition of the Constitution! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (Vq3yq) 105
Evening, Horde!
Had an outdoor concert today. Early afternoon, bright, cloudless day. And now my arms and face are a lovely shade of red. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (RFKzk) 106
Apropos to the hobby and craft thread below, check out John Taylor Ships. (No website, just images from here and there.)
He made artistic sculptures of ships out of scraps and trash. Posted by: yep at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (QRsW4) 107
Biden tests positive for COVID in 'rebound' case ...
------- Would they release it to, and would it be reported by the MDM-MSM, if Hunter had given F. Joe the Monkeypox (AKA the FaggotOrgyF*ckingPox)? Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (QbCrG) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (ktqzt) 109
From last night's ONT-
I hate to be "that guy", but let's not ever anybody tell that gal that the tree growing through the stop sign pole will almost certainly slowly be strangled to death. Wrapping things around a tree trunk is more or less "girdling", the water and nutrients travel through the cambium layer just under the bark, it doesn't take much... Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 11:38 That's odd timing, I was just going to post about girdling a tree on our lot line. Absentee landlord has let the place go to heel, I'm killing some of the volunteer trees on the lot line. i'm determined to kill this soft maple, fast growing and it's already ca 30 feet. This sucker has to go. I'll update on the gardening thread. Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6) 110
I'm thinking I should go...
Love you guys Posted by: COMountainMarie Nah, stick around. (dusts off adjacent bar stool) Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (r1z5A) 111
Pelosi is filling up the government plane with orphan Asian children for all her co-workers in congress.
Plane doesn't have to go through customs. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (PY/t0) 112
99 This is the kind of ONT that has everyone waxing romantic, innit?
Hunter is putting some Zappa on the hifi, and using his syphilitic dick-tip to dial up his fail safe, Kamala, for some maybe fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi9rsNF374 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CCf67) *SNORT* The perfect spoof on Frampton. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (ae8Of) 114
Do they wear the sticker, Hello my name is Butch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian No, but they are that type. Definitely not the lipstick lesbians. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW) 115
105 Evening, Horde!
Had an outdoor concert today. Early afternoon, bright, cloudless day. And now my arms and face are a lovely shade of red. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (RFKzk) It beats frost bite. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G) 116
..Do the pelosis have stock in munitions companies?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A) Can't we vote her something like 1,000 shares of the Purina Fish Food Corporation? She could do a deep dive into her market space while over the Straits of Formosa. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (tkOps) Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (6cap8) 118
Nice Sailor Uranus cosplay but the photographer has to get their ecchi on with the camera angle
https://youtu.be/SEE9Hm2RGB8 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (ktqzt) 119
President Biden tested positive for COVID-19 in a "rebound" case on Saturday, according to the White House.
Remember Biden mocking Trump, because Trump got so much sicker from Covid than he did? Karma, suka. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (I2/tG) 120
Pelosi is removing all her holdings and emptying the accounts before it gets ugly.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:39 PM (anj39) 121
COMM's probably just going to "lurk" in the HQ lounge...
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (ae8Of) She is?! Well, all right! Posted by: Lizard at July 30, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ) 122
Well, no...but I don't think I have much to contribute...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM That's never stopped me! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (ae8Of) 123
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It beats frost bite. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G) This Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (sKIIv) Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (6cap8) 125
Is that like, oh I don't know, catching it AGAIN?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (anj39) No. More like the Paxlovid just suppresses it for a while and it comes roaring back. Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (R1Qer) 126
Do they wear the sticker, Hello my name is Butch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian I knew another one who had played on one of those women's baseball teams like in that movie, "A League of Their Own." If you glanced at her out of the corner of your eye, you thought she was a man. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (PY/t0) 128
103 OE
Well, no...but I don't think I have much to contribute... Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (6cap That's all right. Ain't no diff than contributing a few and getting ignored......... Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ) 129
117 103 OE
Well, no...but I don't think I have much to contribute... Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (6cap COMM, you seriously misunderestimate your contributions To the ONT! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (Vq3yq) 130
Thousands of people are participating in the World Naked Bike ride tonight in Portland. The route is not publicized in advance, and it of course massively snarls traffic wherever it goes.
Since this is the New Portland, we'll see if any gangbangers object to being inconvenienced by the WNBR. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG) 131
84 I don't think Biden gas covid
If he gad covid they would lie about it Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion Geez, I hope Hunter didn't give HIM VD. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (6cap8) 133
Well, no...but I don't think I have much to contribute...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM That's never stopped me! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (ae8Of) Or any of us. Well, except maybe Muldoon. Oh! And Joe Mannix! Heh...yeah! Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (anj39) 134
I knew another one who had played on one of those women's baseball teams like in that movie, "A League of Their Own." If you glanced at her out of the corner of your eye, you thought she was a man.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW) What did she scratch between pitches while at bat? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K) 135
101 ...https://youtu.be/qRxNP-7TJLg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM That's the finest rendition of Tchaikovsky - The Seasins Op.37a June [Barcarolle] I've seen this week! Posted by: Zettai --------------------------- Yes Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (xlqcA) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (ae8Of) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (ktqzt) 138
I really want some authentic Italian food.
I don't have any authentic Italian food. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (PY/t0) There's a neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:44 PM (ktqzt) 140
There's a neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K) --- Ah, Spaghetti-Os...Haven't had those in decades... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (dNqv+) 142
There's a neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K) Wonder what it's called. Probably has a snappy name like spaghetti rounds. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (PY/t0) 143
Pelosi is removing all her holdings and emptying the accounts before it gets ugly.
Posted by: Diogenes So in the greatest fake out in history, the chicoms have offered nancy sanctuary. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (6cap8) Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (EP4dc) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (ae8Of) 147
The "split" bicycle seat is designed to lessen the impacts and strain on your spine when riding. Shock absorbers in the seat post are also supposed to do this... if equipped. It really depends on what kind of bike we're talking about. Road, mountain, hybrid, whatever.
At least that was the explanation I was given years ago when I asked about it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (BFigT) 148
Sure, not all lesbians look alike. But the butch ones are all working from the same starter kit: the I want to be a parody of masculinity lesbian bohunk who most definitely has the strap on you need pillow princess pleaser look. Additional accessories sold separately. Manufactured by Hasbro.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (KFhLj) Thee most butch lesbo I ever saw was on that metal cruise I would go on. She was German, and god as my judge she was theee textbook vision of an old female nazi death camp guard. Had a haircut like george peppard from the A team. I was sitting at the bar hanging with 2 chicks from california that we kept bumping into, sisters actually. The lesbo zeroed right in on the cute blonde one and kept trying to talk to her. After an hour went by the blonde leans over to me and says sorry jersey (she was calling me jersey) I have to hide. She vanishes. about 15 minutes later the lesbo moves over a seat and leans over to me and says "sooo, vere is.. your.. friend?" In a complete "your papers are not in order" type of command. I damn near pissed myself. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (VwHCD) 149
WTF does the Speaker of the House have to do with foreign policy or international relations?
Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . . Posted by: LRob in TX Well, if after the trip, her hubby buys a shitload of stock that suddenly goes up, we'll know why she went. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW) 150
138 I really want some authentic Italian food.
I don't have any authentic Italian food. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (PY/t0) There's a neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K) I was thinking the same thing. Great minds think a like or snark a like. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (aA3+G) 151
Thousands of people are participating in the World Naked Bike ride tonight in Portland. The route is not publicized in advance, and it of course massively snarls traffic wherever it goes.
Since this is the New Portland, we'll see if any gangbangers object to being inconvenienced by the WNBR. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG) *** And me with this extra bee hive. What to do??? What to do??? Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39) 152
I have actually seen far worse Sailor Uranus cosplay at one Katsucon.
You see there were two walking in the Dealers' Room dressed as Sailor Uranus. Oh the costumes looked good, it was the cosplayers that were the issue. Both were morbidly obese. And one forgot to shave their beard. *twitch* Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:47 PM (ktqzt) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:47 PM (ae8Of) 154
143 Pelosi is removing all her holdings and emptying the accounts before it gets ugly.
Posted by: Diogenes So in the greatest fake out in history, the chicoms have offered nancy sanctuary. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A) A botox padded room. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G) 155
Lasagna in a can never caught on, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (PY/t0) 156
PETA is lower than dog shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+) 157
I really want some authentic Italian food.
I don't have any authentic Italian food. Posted by: AlaBAMA I would love to witness what Papa or Nonna would do/say to any waiter that offered a 'charcuterie board'. Or a $24 plate of polenta. It wouldn't be pretty. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (Msys3) Posted by: Joe Biden at July 30, 2022 10:49 PM (63Dwl) 159
Wonder what it's called. Probably has a snappy name like spaghetti rounds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (PY/t0) Donut Spaghetti! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:49 PM (dNqv+) 160
Tinned ravioli is way more shizzle-ier.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:49 PM (bM7vb) 161
Remember gender roles are completely arbitrary and...why yes every lesbian couple I know has a femme one and a butch one.
Hmm... Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY) 162
156 PETA is lower than dog shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+) That's because they suck dog dick. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G) 163
118 Nice Sailor Uranus cosplay but the photographer has to get their ecchi on with the camera angle
https://youtu.be/SEE9Hm2RGB8 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (ktqzt) Dutch Angle- from below! Also, she does not look happy. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (dNqv+) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:51 PM (ktqzt) 165
162 156 PETA is lower than dog shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+) That's because they suck dog dick. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G) Not with YOUR dick, MisHum. Posted by: Ajax, loyal dog of Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:51 PM (dNqv+) 166
Is the whole point of the sailor moon stuff to get women into skirts so short you can see the color of their undies?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY) 167
Woof!
Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (4I/2K) 168
I'm eating some of that fancy round spaghetti from
a can right now for dinner. (Wife's out of town.) Can said it expired six months ago. But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj) 169
Ah, Spaghetti-Os...Haven't had those in decades...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d) Even Paxlovid can't kill that taste. Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (anj39) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ae8Of) 171
Tinned ravioli is way more shizzle-ier.
Posted by: Walter Freeman Truth! Those spaghetti rounds are too sweet. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ftFVW) 172
I'm eating some of that fancy round spaghetti from
a can right now for dinner. (Wife's out of town.) Can said it expired six months ago. But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj) That's right! You show 'em. Who does Franco American work for? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K) 173
166 Is the whole point of the sailor moon stuff to get women into skirts so short you can see the color of their undies?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY) If Piers Anthony were not already dead (I think), he'd be a fan. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:53 PM (dNqv+) Posted by: The Government and People of The People's Republic of Miklostan at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (WBs1t) 175
166 Is the whole point of the sailor moon stuff to get women into skirts so short you can see the color of their undies?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY) That's the whole point of many things. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (PY/t0) 176
159
A neat new spaghetti you can eat with a coffee... Uh, oh, donut-Os... I know...lame...I'll stop now... Back to the lounge... Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (6cap8) 177
166 Is the whole point of the sailor moon stuff to get women into skirts so short you can see the color of their undies?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY) If true, what a noble goal! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (Vq3yq) 178
Remember gender roles are completely arbitrary and...why yes every lesbian couple I know has a femme one and a butch one.
Hmm... Posted by: 18-1 I've known a few couples that were both butch, most are a mix as you point out. I've never seen a two-femme couple. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (ftFVW) 179
West coast cities go first.
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle? Posted by: Diogenes Gee thanks. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (U2p+3) 180
Now I want a donut.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (PY/t0) 181
If a can is not swollen, it might be mushy and maybe a bit off color and maybe an oxidized taste, but you should be fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (dNqv+) 182
Looks like Piers Anthony is still alive on a tree farm in Florida.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (ESjRY) 183
She'd be much hotter in thigh-high boots... Posted by: Zettai Not still talking about Nancy Pelosi, are we? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (xlqcA) 185
I've encountered both butch and femme pairs in the past...
Posted by: Zettai You can't eat just one. Posted by: Lays at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (WBs1t) 186
166 Is the whole point of the sailor moon stuff to get women into skirts so short you can see the color of their undies?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY) --- By Jove, I think you may have cracked the code! This warrants more investigation... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (K5n5d) 187
You should watch Sailor Moon Sailor Stars
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (ktqzt) Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3) 189
Bear with...., Hope you are feeling healthier and your doctors found answers.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (7EjX1) 190
"Your papers please."
Ha, I had a German professor in grad school who was ex- Luftwaffe. He had a face like an avenging eagle. Wore a white lab coat while lecturing at the chalk board. He would hand out "take-home" tests that we had two weeks to answer. The problems were so hard that most people never got solutions to all of them. On the Monday morning they were due, he would stand very upright in class and say "Your papers, please". I was one of two Americans in the class, the other guy and I used to laugh about this all the time but we were actually terrified of the guy. Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (wsHtO) 191
184 We have Reagan.
Nuff said. Posted by: TC - What are Mc Connell and McCarthy? Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (xlqcA) Barnyard animals? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G) 192
But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj) Practically, you just know there has to be at least a one to two year margin on those dates! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (Vq3yq) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (xlqcA) 194
I'm eating some of that fancy round spaghetti from
a can right now for dinner. (Wife's out of town.) Can said it expired six months ago. But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj) That's right! You show 'em. Who does Franco American work for? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K) Damned skippy! Hell, I bet that dude wasn't Italian and not even a real chef! Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39) 195
West coast cities go first.
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle? Posted by: Diogenes Gee thanks. Posted by: nurse ratched As we have discussed....I'll be in the damn fireball!! Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (Hh+iQ) 197
Damned skippy!
Hell, I bet that dude wasn't Italian and not even a real chef! Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39) I bet Aunt Jemima wasn't really an aunt either. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM (PY/t0) 198
You want Trump and peace and prosperity
You think you are getting Biden starting a nuclear war with Russia You are actually getting Nancy Pelosi accidentally starting a nuclear war with China while trying to inflate some stock or other Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM (ESjRY) Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM (6cap8) 200
I remember Piers Anthony was the target of some accusation about...something.
Did he have a relationship with an underage fan or something? Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY) 201
Sell by dates are only really important with condoms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 11:00 PM (PY/t0) Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (bM7vb) 203
I remember Piers Anthony was the target of some accusation about...something.
Did he have a relationship with an underage fan or something? Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY) --- He's been a pervy old man for a long, long time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (K5n5d) 204
You are actually getting Nancy Pelosi accidentally starting a nuclear war with China while trying to inflate some stock or other
Posted by: 18-1 Those chip folks need a little persuading to move.... Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A) 205
WHERE'S JOE?
Posted by: DB at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (geLO8) 206
Am I the only one that thinks Biden didn't/doesn't have covid at all? I'm pretty sure this is just an excuse to keep his already deteriorating mind and body from view.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qH6FZ) 207
West coast cities go first.
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle? Posted by: Diogenes Gee thanks. Posted by: nurse ratched As we have discussed....I'll be in the damn fireball!! Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A) Hey. Bad enough down here. Ft Lewis...McChord AFB. And further out is Bremerton. I figure I'll have just enough time to say "Awww...Hell." Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39) 208
The music thread caused me to discover Maximum the Hormone. Oh boy. Japanese heavy metal freakout, Japanese style. Did I mention they were Japanese?
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (wsHtO) 209
Piker. I have cans from 10 years ago. You just need to add lots of salt and pepper...
Yum! Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM That's not much older than your pickled elk! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (ivLWF) 210
He would hand out "take-home" tests that we had two weeks to answer. The problems were so hard that most people never got solutions to all of them.
On the Monday morning they were due, he would stand very upright in class and say "Your papers, please". I was one of two Americans in the class, the other guy and I used to laugh about this all the time but we were actually terrified of the guy. Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (wsHtO) The BEST organic professor I had in college had BRUTAL exams. Absolutely insane questions. Usually only one or two over 90% out of a class of 400 people. So it was not impossible, you just had to really understand the material and be able to apply it. I learned a lot from that guy. As a side note, I also had him for a organic lab. During one of the practicals, he was explaining the test questions and it was some arcane and very involved question about FTIR and I blurted out 'Oh Fuck you XXXX.' A bit too loudly. Everyone laughed, including the professor. He is/was a good guy. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+) 211
lol Walter, congrats
Posted by: barbarausa at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (RY/x5) 212
He's been a pervy old man for a long, long time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (K5n5d) This. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (dNqv+) 213
Rat!
You bastard! Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3) 214
On the Monday morning they were due, he would stand very upright in class and say "Your papers, please". I was one of two Americans in the class, the other guy and I used to laugh about this all the time but we were actually terrified of the guy.
Posted by: pawn Oh yeah - Frau Witt, my German professor in college. At precisely one minute until the start of class she marched down the hallway towards the classroom, entered and slammed the door. It was winter quarter so she was wearing boots. We all swore she goose-stepped. Always wore a starched white blouse, black tight skirt and a scowl. She was not like the Strother Martin SNL character teaching a French class. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (Msys3) 215
Ah, naked bicycling.
One of the rare activities where a man can get his crank caught in his crank. Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (kXYt5) 216
A neat new spaghetti you can eat with a coffee...
Uh, oh, donut-Os... I know...lame...I'll stop now... Back to the lounge... Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (6cap You are thinking of the desert tamales. Nom nom, taste the cinnamon! Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym) 217
The most butch dyke I ever knew was called Kelly. This was in the 80s. Way before all of the craziness we
see now. She was a manager at a fast food place I worked at. This woman would bark out orders and everyone would fall into line. One of the best leaders I have seen. Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EP4dc) 218
*puts on shirt*avoids eye contact*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (PY/t0) 219
Bear with...., Hope you are feeling healthier and your doctors found answers
Thanks, I do feel better than I did. No answers, other than we have ruled out any kidney issues. I need to get a colonoscopy (YAY!!), but it's taking forever to get on the books, which I guess is okay, doc doesn't think I'm dying or have anything serious. Mostly I'm feeling better due to diet changes I've made that are helping keep everything moving. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (KFhLj) 220
Faking a COVID reinfection doesn't make much sense though. It's not like Joe was expected to make a whole bunch of public appearances next week, and the continuing story only makes him seem even more fragile than before. Unless that's the point, but I digress.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (bM7vb) 221
As we have discussed....I'll be in the damn fireball!!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A) Hey. Bad enough down here. Ft Lewis...McChord AFB. And further out is Bremerton. I figure I'll have just enough time to say "Awww...Hell." I spent many years in SAC. We frequently had inspections or evaluations of our nuclear operations. Lots of stuff to work on. The last "instruction" of each inspection was "xxxx AFB is destroyed in a nuclear attack". Ground zero exactly. Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (KTPXo) 222
Practically, you just know there has to be at least a one to two year margin on those dates!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar From what I've heard, even then they're still safe from food poisoning as long as the can is in good shape. Just affects the color and texture. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (+lVUW) 223
{{{Nurse!}}} Enjoying your weekend?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (r1z5A) 224
Dessert tamales? Are those like canned cannoli?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (bM7vb) 225
193 Canned TAMALES
Posted by: Braenyard Yikes, I used to like those, but I was always concerned about how they could sell them so cheap. Gotta wonder what they're grinding up and putting in the "meat". Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW) 226
Damned skippy!
Hell, I bet that dude wasn't Italian and not even a real chef! Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39) I bet Aunt Jemima wasn't really an aunt either. Posted by: AlaBAMA And the guy doing the voice over for Olive Garden sounds like he has a Spanish accent to me. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:07 PM (Msys3) 227
Not sure if the world will survive season 2 of BOFURI. Season 1 was crazy enough.
https://youtu.be/vS8YwJ9FIrY The premise? Kaede is convinced by her BFF to get a new virtual multi-player RPG. However Risa can't log on at first, leaving Kaeda the newbie to her own devices on creating a character. So she creates Maple and the game New World Online is never the same again. As one player puts it, "watching Maple I feel my brain melting." Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (ktqzt) 228
Rat!
I went for a walk early this morning when it was gorgeous outside. Been hiding out in my hobbit hole since around 2 when it got over 85. Yuck. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (U2p+3) 229
224 Dessert tamales? Are those like canned cannoli?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (bM7vb) Each New York city person is as unique as a cannoli! Posted by: Dr Jill at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+) 230
Is this Sarah girl on the up-and-up?
Posted by: Ernest "Elk" Pickler at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (WBs1t) 231
From what I've heard, even then they're still safe from food poisoning as long as the can is in good shape. Just affects the color and texture.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM Rubbish! Bulging, rusting tins simply mean the food inside is literally bursting with flavour! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (ivLWF) 232
Now I want a cannoli. Been years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+) 233
Yikes, I used to like those, but I was always concerned about how they could sell them so cheap. Gotta wonder what they're grinding up and putting in the "meat".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW) --- I'm pretty sure it's the same meat they put into their chili, if it helps. I usually eat the Hormel brand canned tamales. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (K5n5d) 234
Rubbish! Bulging, rusting tins simply mean the food inside is literally bursting with flavour!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (ivLWF) Anaerobic stuff is usually universally bad... as in deadly. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (dNqv+) 235
>>>Horse faced - who is Sarah Jessica Parker Pigeon toed Jack ass - who is Jill Biden >#2 ScarJo. I'd rub her plump ass down in baby oil and give her the Biden treatment. Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (0ocXn) 236
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My elk is NOT pickled I'll have you know! But, it's still damn tasty with my spaghetti-Os...much cocktail flavor enhances it all... Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (6cap8) 237
Practically, you just know there has to be at least a one to two year margin on those dates!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar From what I've heard, even then they're still safe from food poisoning as long as the can is in good shape. Just affects the color and texture. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (+lVUW) I think the nutritional value also wanes with time. Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (+ksY7) 238
Nurse, we have to wait until about 11pm for the temp to drop BELOW 85 to go for a walk! Some people got it easy!
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 11:10 PM (KTPXo) Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (wsHtO) 240
I went for a walk early this morning when it was gorgeous outside. Been hiding out in my hobbit hole since around 2 when it got over 85. Yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched Heh, well, the pool is up and running! Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A) 241
Its actually not that easy to get "authentic" italian food. You really need somebody from off the frigging boat cooking, or somebody who was carefully taught by somebody off the frigging boat, or else you're getting some screwed up idea of italian food. We had a place around here that was owned by a guy who came from southern italy in the 90's. His mother owned a restaurant there, and he learned the business and cooking from her. He came here with all the family recipes. He was the closest to how my grandmother cooked. He said the only difference is the ingredients , like our tomatoes verses their tomatoes, etc etc, so he said he gets it close. My grandmother used to say the same thing. Anytime I experience that level of cooking, they're from off the frigging boat. When I went to italy, and ate the food from Rome- south, it confirmed my suspicions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (VwHCD) 242
"Faking a COVID reinfection doesn't make much sense though."
Well what are they going to say? "Joe doesn't have covid he's just dying in front of your eyes and we need a few days to get his drug cocktail right so he appears halfway in command of his facilities? Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (qH6FZ) 243
@234: "Anaerobic stuff is usually universally bad... as in deadly."
You shoulda warned David Carradine. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (bM7vb) 244
Pawn should discover Baby Metal from Japan next.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (ktqzt) 245
Thanks, I do feel better than I did. No answers, other than we have ruled out any kidney issues. I need to get a colonoscopy (YAY!!), but it's taking forever to get on the books, which I guess is okay, doc doesn't think I'm dying or have anything serious. Mostly I'm feeling better due to diet changes I've made that are helping keep everything moving.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (KFhLj) *colonoscopy fistbump* Mine is scheduled for Aug 9th! Really looking forward to it! (/s) It took forever to get in touch with the scheduler. I wanted to make a 'backed up' joke with her when I did make contact, but I try to never piss off people who are going to insert things inside me. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+) 246
The guys get shirts! Hahahaa!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at July 30, 2022 11:12 PM (gao0c) 247
"I think the nutritional value also wanes with time."
Ha, ha, ha....! Great one. Posted by: pawn Wane on, Wayne! Posted by: Garth at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (WBs1t) 248
You shoulda warned David Carradine.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (bM7vb) He knew what he was getting himself into. A noose. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (dNqv+) 249
Am I the only one that thinks Biden didn't/doesn't have covid at all? I'm pretty sure this is just an excuse to keep his already deteriorating mind and body from view.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qH6FZ) Nope. This administration lies about everything. This is no different. Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39) 250
President increased his testing cadence,
----------- Hup, two, three, four...hup, two, three, four... Okay... double time! ===== This reference will likely be lost on Navy, AF, and Coasties. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (wwcKe) 251
*colonoscopy fistbump*
Mine is scheduled for Aug 9th! Really looking forward to it! (/s) It took forever to get in touch with the scheduler. I wanted to make a 'backed up' joke with her when I did make contact, but I try to never piss off people who are going to insert things inside me. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+) --- Apparently they are in season...I had one this past Tuesday (went great) and my dad has one scheduled in the near future as well. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (K5n5d) 252
Braenyard
Yikes, I used to like those, but I was always concerned about how they could sell them so cheap. Gotta wonder what they're grinding up and putting in the "meat". Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 Hola! Posted by: Mexican stray dogs at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (89T5c) 253
"I think the nutritional value also wanes with time."
Ha, ha, ha....! Great one. Posted by: pawn Check out the guy who eats 50 yr, old "C" rations. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:14 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:14 PM (U2p+3) 255
One of the best leaders I have seen.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EP4dc) I worked for a woman who was a lesbian. The only reason I knew that was the photo on her desk...her girlfriend was a total smokeshow. And she was an amazing manager. World class. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X) 256
but tested positive on Saturday morning by an antigen test.
------- Hold it, the other tests were *not* antigen tests? There's something here that I don't understand. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (wwcKe) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (ivLWF) 258
"It was May 24, 2021, around Day 15 of their trek up Denali, North America's tallest peak."
Gotta love that Newspeak, just rename Mt McKinley and pretend it's totally normal. Don't even spare an aside for it even though the only people who are would first recognize it by the new name are in grade school. Posted by: Sjg at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (gDSJf) 259
@242: "Well what are they going to say?"
Maybe they could try saying it's secondary complications of his stutter? Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (bM7vb) 260
He knew what he was getting himself into.
A noose. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (dNqv+) https://tinyurl.com/yk897cmb (I have been far too appropriate recently) Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym) 261
206 Am I the only one that thinks Biden didn't/doesn't have covid at all? I'm pretty sure this is just an excuse to keep his already deteriorating mind and body from view.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qH6FZ) ---------------------------- I kinda suspect he had some other issue more troubling than Covid, probably relating to his deteriorating mind and body. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (RFKzk) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (ktqzt) 263
Back in the early '80s, I joined my roommates' office outing to a new bar for happy hour. Long about the 2nd round I remarked to him that there seemed to be quite a lot of females about, He worked in a geologists office.
He smiled and said that the outing had been planned by the office lebesians. All the straight girls in the group were being swarmed over. He and I stood no chance. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (4I/2K) 264
I kinda suspect he had some other issue more troubling than Covid, probably relating to his deteriorating mind and body.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (RFKzk) --- No matter how hard they try, FJB's handlers cannot stave off the inevitable forever. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d) 265
I spent many years in SAC. We frequently had inspections or evaluations of our nuclear operations. Lots of stuff to work on. The last "instruction" of each inspection was "xxxx AFB is destroyed in a nuclear attack". Ground zero exactly.
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (KTPXo) Did the same in the army in Europe back in the bad ol days. Our last instruction was something about bending over, putting your head between your legs and kissing your ass goodbye. Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:18 PM (anj39) 266
255 One of the best leaders I have seen.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EP4dc) I worked for a woman who was a lesbian. The only reason I knew that was the photo on her desk...her girlfriend was a total smokeshow. And she was an amazing manager. World class. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X) --------------------------- I worked for a woman who was a lesbian. She was a total ass. Worst boss I ever had. Only other thing I remember about her was that she bought $200 worth of cookbooks to decorate her kitchen. No way in hell she was actually using those cookbooks. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:19 PM (RFKzk) 267
>>> 264 I kinda suspect he had some other issue more troubling than Covid, probably relating to his deteriorating mind and body.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (RFKzk) --- No matter how hard they try, FJB's handlers cannot stave off the inevitable forever. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d) *cackle* Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 30, 2022 11:19 PM (llON8) 268
Well past the age I was supposed to get a colonoscopy. No intention to get one. I'll take my chances on this one.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:19 PM (EP4dc) Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:20 PM (bM7vb) 270
They are doing a 10,000 hour service on Joey
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:20 PM (ktqzt) 271
268 Well past the age I was supposed to get a colonoscopy. No intention to get one. I'll take my chances on this one.
Posted by: TC I'm past the age of recommended screening. Nope. Not going to do it. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3) 272
They are doing a 10,000 hour service on Joey
Posted by: Anna Puma ------- Checking for mental fatigue. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:21 PM (7uHaa) 273
Japanese women compete for hotness, gentleness, femininity of all different sorts.
Too many American women who could and should be in that competition are in the Karen brigade. Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:22 PM (xlqcA) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:22 PM (ktqzt) 275
Bear with, Great news about the kidneys. Good luck with the colonoscopy. Keep up the diet changes. Hopefully those changes will be all that is needed.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 30, 2022 11:22 PM (7EjX1) 276
So, did anyone win the lottery? Is Anna trying to negotiate to buy the XB-71 from the Air Force Museum?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:23 PM (dNqv+) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (xlqcA) 278
up, two, three, four...hup, two, three, four...
Okay... double time! ===== This reference will likely be lost on Navy, AF, and Coasties. Posted by: Mike Hammer I think I remember hearing it once in boot camp. USN... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (StBu4) 279
Too late
Posted by: Anna Puma Yep, time to consign him to the crusher and go with a better model. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A) 280
Donut Spaghetti!
We've got a donut shop next to an Italian food takeout place here. If I time it right this could happen. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (Bd6X8) 281
And she was an amazing manager. World class.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X) CBD, this was one was a no doubter, no way to know she wasn't out and proud. Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (EP4dc) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (ktqzt) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (tizKA) 284
Pawn should discover Baby Metal from Japan next.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (ktqzt) I don't even know what to make of them. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (VwHCD) 285
Wonder how they are transfusing the blood?
His veins can't be that good. Posted by: Braenyard Surely by now his treatment regimen has resulted in needle tracks that would make Hunter blush. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (ftFVW) 286
No matter how hard they try, FJB's handlers cannot stave off the inevitable forever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d) I'm sure that's what the doctors are telling both Jill and him in their private conversations. I'm also sure neither one is listening. Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (qH6FZ) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (tizKA) 288
One winning ticket was bought in Illinois.
Wasn't me. Posted by: Anna Puma Felt a little bad I didn't buy a ticket....now? Not so much. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A) 289
Anaerobic stuff is usually universally bad... as in deadly.
Posted by: Aetius ===== This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Clostridium botulinum at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (K25Wn) 290
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I worked with a gay women for several years. She too had her partner's pic on her desk, and that gal was lovely. This woman I worked with was totally professional and did not flaunt her personal life. I respected that. She was fantastic at her job, which was high level management. Leave me alone, I leave you alone. Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (6cap8) 291
Ten years ago or more Del Monte pulled out cans that were put in storage at the turn of the 19th century.
They opened the cans and tested for freshness, edibility and the various qualities of food; carbohydrate, mineral, vitamin, etc content. The canned goods were edible, and had lost less than 10% of food quality. irrc Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (xlqcA) 292
Don't they have to drag Plugs across the two-year finish line (20 JAN 23) or Kammy only gets one four-year term? Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (UbQaP) Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (bM7vb) 294
Good evening fellow reprobates.
What's cookin and don't tell me it's spaghetti in a can. That does not involve,cooking. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (Y+l9t) 295
The Paul Anka vinyl I acquired from that NoVaMoMe is still in fine shape, BTW. I need to write a will so that I can rest reasonably assured that it won't be given to the state upon my death.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (DTX3h) 296
Final jackpot annuity for Friday was $1.34 billion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (ktqzt) 297
Surely by now his treatment regimen has resulted in needle tracks that would make Hunter blush.
Posted by: She Hobbit Based on his look and performance the other day, I'd say they're dosing him via eyedrops. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (r1z5A) 298
This reference will likely be lost on Navy, AF, and Coasties.
Posted by: Mike Hammer I think I remember hearing it once in boot camp. USN... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (StBu4) Probably heard some army guys who were there TDY. Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (anj39) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl) 300
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Clostridium botulinum at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (K25Wn) Yep. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (dNqv+) 301
So far the winner has not rushed to claim their prize.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:30 PM (ktqzt) 302
I bet Aunt Jemima wasn't really an aunt either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA She was a man. From UNCLE Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl) Uncle Ben in drag. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:31 PM (UbQaP) 304
Peter Parker only thought his uncle was dead, Federal witness protection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:31 PM (ktqzt) 305
Wheres Joe
Posted by: DB at July 30, 2022 11:31 PM (geLO8) 306
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Clostridium botulinum Yep. Posted by: Aetius451AD Botulinum - it's not just for targeted facial paralysis anymore! Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 11:32 PM (ftFVW) 307
What's cookin and don't tell me it's spaghetti in a can. That does not involve,cooking.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) Well, "What's heating?" lacks panache. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A) 308
@297: "I'd say they're dosing him via eyedrops."
Was that the hacked together video with dozens of cuts in a few minutes and he never blinked? I dunno what they gave him, but whatever it was, they overshot the dosage that day. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:32 PM (bM7vb) 309
Paul Anka was on speed or meth or something
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (xlqcA) 310
Ha, ha, ha....!
Great one. Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (wsHtO) I pulled this bit from the article linked below. Douche. Canned produce can also lose nutrient value, especially vitamins B and C but, according to data in The Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture by researchers at the University of California, Davis, it’s the exposure to oxygen that has the most powerful deteriorating effect on food. https://tinyurl.com/yct5t9ef Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (+ksY7) 311
I saw video of Biden saying we all got $8000 checks last year. You know, a check and he gestures like he's handing out a check. Funny, I think I'd remember that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (Y+l9t) 312
I got a colonoscopy when I turned 29. Not a big deal. they conked me out with a nice sedative. Had some weird dreams, woke up in recovery watching some execrable daytime TV show. that was the worst part of the whole thing.
Not sure what the big deal is. What kind of monsters have you awake during the procedure? Worst part was the cleansing. I wanted corn and burritos real bad. Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (x8Wzq) 313
I had rice and pickled daikon in lettuce leaves with gochujang and my wife had kimchi and rice
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 11:34 PM (xhaym) 314
I had rice and pickled daikon in lettuce leaves with gochujang and my wife had kimchi and rice
Posted by: Kindltot Where's the beef? Posted by: Wendy's Where's the Beef Lady at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (ftFVW) 315
Night everyone
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (ktqzt) 316
I think I remember hearing it once in boot camp. USN...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (StBu4) Probably heard some army guys who were there TDY. Posted by: Diogenes Actually I think it was from over the fence dividing the USN from the Marine boot camp. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (StBu4) 317
So far the winner has not rushed to claim their prize.
If they're smart they're lining up a hidey-hole and prepping to get any immediate family out of sight for about a year or two. Not to mention getting burner phones, lining up a financial advisor, checking out private security, etc. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (Bd6X8) 318
Nite, nite, Anna
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:37 PM (StBu4) 319
@301: "So far the winner has not rushed to claim their prize."
I'm half-hoping for a scenario where a few machine shop guys in Chicago chipped into a weekly pool together, and they begin dying mysteriously, one by one over the next year, until one guy's left to claim the prize. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:37 PM (bM7vb) 320
If they're smart they're lining up a hidey-hole and prepping to get any immediate family out of sight for about a year or two. Not to mention getting burner phones, lining up a financial advisor, checking out private security, etc.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. Gosh, to be able to seriously wonder what islands are selling for.... Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:38 PM (r1z5A) 321
When I had colonoscopy I struggled on the table in my stupor, and, in recovery, the nurses were checking my blood pressure every few minutes for hours until the dope wore off! I never was told what went wrong but I remember parts of the adventure... (I did read the report which simply remarked "the procedure was completed with moderate difficulty due to the patient's anxiety" -- !!) Never again! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (UbQaP) 322
What's the deal with colonoscopies? I mean other than the hassle, what's the aversion? They're pretty "easy" these days, you lose one day, or less, of normal life (not counting the prep the day before). Anesthesia's amazing now, you're out easy, back quick, and I feel 98% normal within an hour or so.
And I think it's a screening test with great "leverage", meaning very effective at avoiding/short-circuiting a fairly common and deadly problem. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (OTzUX) 323
I'm half-hoping for a scenario where a few machine shop guys in Chicago chipped into a weekly pool together, and they begin dying mysteriously, one by one over the next year, until one guy's left to claim the prize.
Posted by: Walter Freeman ___ I hope the winner(s) from my AO. Some hick from southern IL who's was about to lose his farm. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (tizKA) 324
And the biggest MAGA supporter.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:40 PM (tizKA) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:40 PM (Bd6X8) 326
And I think it's a screening test with great "leverage", meaning very effective at avoiding/short-circuiting a fairly common and deadly problem.
Posted by: rhomboid Yes. Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:41 PM (r1z5A) 327
I'm past the age of recommended screening.
Nope. Not going to do it. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:21 PM ---------------------- With all due respect, this is foolish. A colonoscopy is really nothing. Posted by: Bigsmith at July 30, 2022 11:41 PM (kUcfu) 328
I hope the winner(s) from my AO.
Some hick from southern IL who's was about to lose his farm. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (tizKA) I hope they are establishing South Dakota residency before making their claim. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (yQpMk) 329
Night anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (dNqv+) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (tizKA) 331
I hope they are establishing South Dakota residency before making their claim.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (yQpMk) This would be wise. First thing I saw when I read Illinois. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:43 PM (dNqv+) 332
I hope they are establishing South Dakota residency before making their claim.
Posted by: G'rump928 ___ Missouri's closer. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (tizKA) Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (UbQaP) 334
My mother died of colon cancer so I've had a number of colonoscopies. The first one, the prep was horrible so I did my own research and found an alternative prep method so I actually slept the night before. The procedure is easy. One minute you're on the table and the next you wake up in a bed and someone is handing you juice.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Y+l9t) 335
They knock you out, so it's nothing.
The worst thing is the purging. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (tizKA) *** Unless you doc never calls...never writes... *sniff* Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (anj39) Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (6cap8) 337
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Zz0t1) 338
Anyone who goes 'naked biking' in STL right now will be coming home with parboiled goolies.
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (NLIak) 339
No aversion just don't feel the need. I have done the poop swab thing a couple times. So far so good.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (EP4dc) 340
Watching the Russian video, Ukraine should feel proud they're losing a war to them.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (Zz0t1) 341
If one was to win a huge lotto like that, do NOT "sign the ticket", (quite yet), 'cause then you're going to lose the maximum share of taxes possible to extract.
Instead, find a GOOD attorney with qualifications in lotto winnings. They'll set you up a Corporation, a Trust and establish a full suite of financial vehicles so as to best protect your new assets from Fed & State confinscations. When it's time to sign that ticket, you'll sing it as "Ace Family Limited Liability Corp. & Revokable Trust", or something along those lines. The CORPORATION will be the winner of the trust. Just nice ain't it though, that YOU own said corporation. This'll vary some, state by state, but it IS the basic wisdom on how to handle significant winnings. Bonus. The LLC means parasitic losers will have a much harder time suing YOU to glom onto your riches. (expect lawyers to take 2 to 3 weeks to set up and file the necessary papers, before claiming prize) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (tkOps) 342
Now that's the Sponge we know.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (StBu4) 343
Well, good night my pals. Fun times tonight.
Thanks MisHum as always for great content. Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM You're not fooling anyone, you know... Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (UbQaP) 344
Night marie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+) 345
I think you've gotta claim the prize in the state where you bought the ticket for tax purposes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:46 PM (bM7vb) 346
Anyone who goes 'naked biking' in STL right now will be coming home with parboiled goolies.
Posted by: mnw ___ lol Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (tizKA) 347
I'm past the age of recommended screening.
Nope. Not going to do it. A friend of mine has advanced colorectal cancer. Her prognosis is not good. Let me suggest not to avoid a colonoscopy. Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (ESjRY) 348
130 Thousands of people are participating in the World Naked Bike ride tonight in Portland. The route is not publicized in advance, and it of course massively snarls traffic wherever it goes.
Since this is the New Portland, we'll see if any gangbangers object to being inconvenienced by the WNBR. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG) Wild guess: Tomorrow is Wash Your Bicycle Seat Day in Portland. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (cupoy) 349
337 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Zz0t1) that one came from deep space. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD) Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (NLIak) 351
Now that's the Sponge we know.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (StBu4) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:48 PM (Zz0t1) 352
I'd not get a colonoscopy but for the fact that something is definitely off and fixing whatever that might be (if it can be fixed) requires a diagnosis.
Just my two cents, but I think people are far too casual about invasive procedures and anesthesia. In a small percentage of "routine" procedures, something will go wrong. Small risk, but someone has to be the sorry bastard who encounters it. Mother of a close friend went in for routine knee procedure not along ago. She was otherwise pretty healthy for her age. Had some kind of autoimmune response that destroyed her lungs. At least that's what they think happened. Her funeral was lovely. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 11:48 PM (KFhLj) 353
Wild guess: Tomorrow is Wash Your Bicycle Seat Day in Portland. Posted by: Bilwis Monkey pox outbreak will be blamed on bicycle seats. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (Go9h8) 354
The worst part about the roto-rooter procedure is that the hospital never springs for the quilted toilet paper in the bathrooms near the pre-op area. They still stock them with that industrial wood pulp grade stuff, even though they know full well that your backside is chafed from the purge.
Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (KabLM) 355
...One minute you're on the table and the next you wake up in a bed and someone is handing you juice.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM You've misspelt 'the severed end of a live 240 volt power cord" and "terrified nurses wondering if you're going to die"... Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (c4fmL) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (StBu4) 357
Des Plaines is in Chicagoland. Long way from SIL.
Posted by: mnw ___ Oh well, still hope it's huge MAGA supporter. Slim, I know... Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (tizKA) 358
Wild guess: Tomorrow is Wash Your Bicycle Seat Day in Portland.
Posted by: Bilwis Monkey pox outbreak will be blamed on bicycle seats. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (Go9h What kind of freak puts a SEAT on a bicycle? Posted by: Charles Johnson at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (Zz0t1) 359
The worst part about the roto-rooter procedure is that the hospital never springs for the quilted toilet paper in the bathrooms near the pre-op area. They still stock them with that industrial wood pulp grade stuff, even though they know full well that your backside is chafed from the purge. Posted by: PabloD Bring a roll of the good stuff from home. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl) 360
Zettai, it sounds like you had a rather unique experience.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Y+l9t) 361
The worst part about the roto-rooter procedure is that the hospital never springs for the quilted toilet paper in the bathrooms near the pre-op area. They still stock them with that industrial wood pulp grade stuff, even though they know full well that your backside is chafed from the purge.
Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (KabLM) You just haven't worked in enough shitty places that you use it and develop the callouses. Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Zz0t1) 362
A friend of mine has advanced colorectal cancer. Her prognosis is not good. Let me suggest not to avoid a colonoscopy.
At least get the home screening kit. Poop in plastic bowl, seal it, mail it off. Yes, in that order. Pretty simple and no anesthesia. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8) 363
If CTA or NGU were here they would have thought of it.
They don't need to poke his veins every time, they've got a permanent stent. That's a common thing for some problems. No tracks, no jabs, no problamo. Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:52 PM (xlqcA) 364
@354: "... stock them with that industrial wood pulp grade stuff ..."
You'd think they'd treat you to a warm bidet for your troubles. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:52 PM (bM7vb) 365
Or three seashells.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (bM7vb) 366
I'm out. Goodnight, Horde.
Enjoy your salves, poultices and unguents and try to ignore the bodily humors and small dwarfs. Hope you have a good barber. Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (x8Wzq) 367
You'd think they'd treat you to a warm bidet for your troubles.
Posted by: Walter Freeman ------ It's not as though they are having a swell time either. Pretty sure I would rather experience the procedure than perform it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (YsLD1) 368
Night pug.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:54 PM (dNqv+) 369
It's not as though they are having a swell time either. Pretty sure I would rather experience the procedure than perform it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (YsLD1) Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there. Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:54 PM (Zz0t1) 370
Starting a new job and I'm probably 15-20 years older than any other bartender on staff.
Strange feeling. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (s/67J) 371
Nite, nite, Pug.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (StBu4) 372
Des Plaines is in Chicagoland. Long way from SIL.
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (NLIak) I grew up in Des Plaines. Know our most famous or infamous resident? Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (EP4dc) 373
When I had my procedure done this week, I had the benefit of a cute nurse as one of the assistants. Then I realized she was only going to see me from one particular view, so that was kind of a bummer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (K5n5d) 374
Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there. Posted by: Sponge ------- This is the only reason that I frequent this place. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (YsLD1) 375
It's not as though they are having a swell time either. Pretty sure I would rather experience the procedure than perform it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (YsLD1) Oh, this guy has not cleaned down here since the 70s. Posted by: Doctor Ends Meet at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (dNqv+) 376
it sounds like you had a rather unique experience.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM Indeed! And I've got the pic of the small non-cancerous polyp they'd ripped out of me livings guts to prove it! Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (c4fmL) 377
Did anyone do anything fun today?
I got to watch my 10 month old grandson loving the neighborhood spray park. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (Y+l9t) 378
If those climbers had summited Mt. McKinley, they could have used the stairs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (Ykqxw) 379
You know it's bad when your psychologist refers you to a proctologist.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (tkOps) 380
This is the only reason that I frequent this place. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (YsLD1) I MAY have borrowed that one from the great Rodney Dangerfield. Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (Zz0t1) 381
Oh look, another external hemorrhoid.
Posted by: Doctor Ends Meet at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (dNqv+) 382
You know it's bad when your psychologist refers you to a proctologist.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim Due to a shitty outlook on life? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (StBu4) 383
When I had my procedure done this week, I had the benefit of a cute nurse as one of the assistants. Then I realized she was only going to see me from one particular view, so that was kind of a bummer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel When the boys went under the knife for the Big 'V', one of the nurses looked exactly like my Mom only 20 years younger. I really struggled with that. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:58 PM (Msys3) 384
Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:54 PM (Zz0t1) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (dNqv+) 385
Damn, Covid. I'll be praying for you. To be stuck twice with Joe.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ) Hopefully, it causes his asshole to shrink to the size of a BB, and head for his brain at Mach 2. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Ykqxw) 386
When the boys went under the knife for the Big 'V', one of the nurses looked exactly like my Mom only 20 years younger. I really struggled with that. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:58 PM (Msys3) I still don't understand how those fail. I SAW the smoke come up. What, exactly did you DO down there? Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Zz0t1) 387
Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there. Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas Jack Elam as Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl) 388
Has anyone ever told you people that you are obsessed with assholes?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (Y+l9t) 389
At least get the home screening kit. Poop in plastic bowl, seal it, mail it off. Yes, in that order.
Pretty simple and no anesthesia. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X So that's The HQs, AofS PO Box ...what is that number again? Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (anj39) 390
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@NR_Institute Jun 2 Set sail with us this fall on our Eastern Caribbean cruise, featuring NR writers and conservative movement leaders like @RichLowry! Learn more & book your cabin here http://nricruise.com Posted by: Ahoy! at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (I2/tG) 391
..Due to a shitty outlook on life? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (StBu4)
The correct term of diagnosis is "Cerebral Rectumitus", and I'm sure Muldoon will soon provide the "10 Code" for billing. Along the same lines, I quit a job once because of a vision problem. Walked in and told the boss: "I just can't see me working here any more.", and walked out. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (tkOps) 392
Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors chose a proctology specialty for kink purposes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb) 393
LOL!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:02 AM (tizKA) 394
I still don't understand how those fail. I SAW the smoke come up. What, exactly did you DO down there?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Zz0t1) *tiny Captain Kirk slams the comms button on his chair* We didn't sign on for this! Scotty, reroute the flow through the Starboard Jefferies tube! Hurry! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2022 12:02 AM (dNqv+) 395
Ace is gonna love that.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (tizKA) 396
388 Has anyone ever told you people that you are obsessed with assholes?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (Y+l9t) Literal and figurative. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (dNqv+) 397
Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors chose a proctology specialty for kink purposes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb) --- Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors moonlight as stand-up comedians and use proctology as the main source of their material. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (K5n5d) 398
I MAY have borrowed that one from the great Rodney Dangerfield. Posted by: Sponge ------- Humor is where you find it, even if dark. Having said that, a well-known and liked, local fellow died in a car accident. The first person on the scene was a local doctor, a proctologist. A friend of mine wisecracked, 'That would be just my luck, I'm injured, and the Doc that shows up is a proctologist'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (RCix1) 399
Set sail with us this fall on our Eastern Caribbean cruise, featuring NR writers and conservative movement leaders like @RichLowry! Ooh Eee Ooh Eee baby Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:04 AM (63Dwl) 400
377 Did anyone do anything fun today?
I got to watch my 10 month old grandson loving the neighborhood spray park. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (Y+l9t) Actually had a helpful sales clerk. Was looking for a temporary replacement for something at work. They did not have it, but the sales lady ordered it for me. She had very pretty eyes, but was wearing a mask. *sigh* Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2022 12:04 AM (dNqv+) 401
Wild guess: Tomorrow is Wash Your Bicycle Seat Day in Portland.
Tomorrow is: Don't Rent One Of The Many Bike Share Bikes Available In Portland. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (I2/tG) 402
392 Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors chose a proctology specialty for kink purposes.
It's gotta be all of them. Peer into any med school class. There's some guy whose like, "I will cure cancer." There's another who says, "I'm gonna be a brain surgeon." And then there's that guy in the back flipping through Hustler back issues saying to himself, "I want to put a camera in men's asses." That boy ain't right and everyone knows it. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (KFhLj) 403
Has anyone ever told you people that you are obsessed with assholes?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) Sarah was here earlier... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (StBu4) 404
I'm not seeing a downside to the Chicoms shooting Nanzi out the sky. Not one.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (LOVUx) 405
Has anyone ever told you people that you are obsessed with assholes?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (Y+l9t) I KNOW! They stink on ice! Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (Zz0t1) 406
"I want to put a camera in men's asses." That boy ain't right and everyone knows it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls __ And the end up working at the VA. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (tizKA) 407
they
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (tizKA) 408
i'm determined to kill this soft maple, fast growing and it's already ca 30 feet. This sucker has to go. I'll update on the gardening thread.
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6) Drive a ring of copper nails into the trunk. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (Ykqxw) 409
When you think about it, proctology was the first profession to be fully digital.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (anj39) 410
but was wearing a mask. *sigh*.
+++ I know some people are required to wear them, but if it is a situation where they are not required, I really don't want to deal with that person. I figure they've already made that judgement about me. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (Y+l9t) 411
And the end up working at the VA. Posted by: SMH heh, I had a lady Dr. at the VA do the deed on me last month. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (StBu4) 412
402 392 Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors chose a proctology specialty for kink purposes.
Pretty kinky. But what does that say about an Ear, Nose and Throat man? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:09 AM (s/67J) 413
heh, I had a lady Dr. at the VA do the deed on me last month. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (StBu4) Woah...that seems bold. Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:09 AM (Zz0t1) 414
Has anyone ever told you people that you are obsessed with assholes?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) YOO HOO!!! I'll say!! -- Buttigig Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2022 12:09 AM (Msys3) 415
I'm not seeing a downside to the Chicoms shooting Nanzi out the sky. Not one.
Posted by: tcn in AK ___ Besides kicking off the shooting festivities, I'm not really all that keen on that kind of escalation. Not with these yahoos in charge. No matter how hilariously funny it would be. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:10 AM (tizKA) 416
heh, I had a lady Dr. at the VA do the deed on me last month.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (StBu4) -- Woah...that seems bold. Posted by: Sponge You people with 'the worst' problems didn't wake up in the recovery room and one of the nurses look over at you and say "Hey, I know you, worked with you a couple of years ago." Yes, I was an RN at the VA here. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (StBu4) 417
Also, idiots abound on Denali. Every year.... Maybe it would better if they would pick a different challenge once in a while, rather than leaving their dead husks all over the place. Not to mention the fact that nobody removes their...leavings. The whole mountain is a shithouse.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (LOVUx) 418
Besides kicking off the shooting festivities, I'm not really all that keen on that kind of escalation. Not with these yahoos in charge. No matter how hilariously funny it would be. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:10 AM (tizKA) But it would give us a reason to nuke the fuck out of the place and save the world a whole host of trouble. Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (Zz0t1) 419
@412: "But what does that say about an Ear, Nose and Throat man?"
I worry about the endoscopists too. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (bM7vb) 420
322 went in for my first colonoscopy at 50 and they found aggressive adenocarcinoma
Three weeks later after easy easy surgery I no longer had colon cancer And that's my cancer story Posted by: MAxIE at July 31, 2022 12:12 AM (twxj3) 421
Nite-all.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:12 AM (StBu4) 422
Have a good night.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:13 AM (Zz0t1) 423
Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors chose a proctology specialty for kink purposes.
Pretty kinky. But what does that say about an Ear, Nose and Throat man? Posted by: Bitter Clinger A old friend is a GYN. Long ago I mentioned what a great job he had with all the wonderful scenery. He disabused me of that notion right quick. "Think of the nastiest, filthiest, grossest women you've ever met. Roughly half of my patients are people just like them and they are coming to see me because they have a problem." Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Msys3) 424
You people with 'the worst' problems didn't wake up in the recovery room and one of the nurses look over at you and say "Hey, I know you, worked with you a couple of years ago." Yes, I was an RN at the VA here.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (StBu4) --- I did once have to have a medical procedure that involved my fartclam (not a colonoscopy, some sort of x-ray scan). The lab tech walked in to start the procedure and it turned out I used to work with her at Subway a few years earlier. Kind of awkward... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (K5n5d) 425
But it would give us a reason to nuke the fuck out of the place and save the world a whole host of trouble.
Posted by: Sponge Seems we had a congress person blown out of the air by the commies. Nothing happened. nans will just have to take one for the team. Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (r1z5A) 426
She had very pretty eyes, but was wearing a mask. *sigh*
Posted by: Aetius ------ I commented on this a while back. I have noted several lady's rather remarkable eyes that I never noted before the masking. It's natural enough, but in a couple of cases, has been striking. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (dx9uU) 427
This was an unexpected foray into Saturday night ONT.
Next time can we do,sex, drugs and rock and roll? Good night all. Sweet Dreams Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Y+l9t) Posted by: Hope Solo at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Mzdiz) 429
If Biden hadn't gotten vaxed and boosted the rebound would have been much worse.
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2022 12:16 AM (PTDkx) 430
"Think of the nastiest, filthiest, grossest women you've ever met. Roughly half of my patients are people just like them and they are coming to see me because they have a problem."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Msys3) --- Selling women's shoes (like Al Bundy) is probably a picnic by comparison... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:16 AM (K5n5d) 431
Back at State U. years ago, we sang that Anka song thus:
"Put your legs on my shoulders...." Likewise, the Beatles lyrics: "Red is the color that will make me blue, inside of you..." Or how about: "Listen, do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to yell..." No lyric we couldn't make crude--and we were proud to do it. p.s. Pixie, you are a solid gold ASSHOLE for imposing your utterly stupid rules about what " looks like spam". You must not read very much, else you would see that THE REST OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE DISAGREES WITH YOU STUPIDITY. FUCK YOU AND GOODBYE. Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 31, 2022 12:17 AM (DHz50) 432
Seems we had a congress person blown out of the air by the commies. Nothing happened. nans will just have to take one for the team.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (r1z5A) I'm good with that. Honestly, what the fuck is she doing traveling all over the place? Her job is in DC. Her house is in SF. Get to work, or go home, old bitch. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:17 AM (LOVUx) 433
>> He disabused me of that notion right quick.
Imagine having to examine Trigglypuff. Or Nancy Pelosi. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (Mzdiz) 434
Seems we had a congress person blown out of the air by the commies. Nothing happened. nans will just have to take one for the team.
Posted by: Some Rat ------ MY Congressman, as it happens. KAL 007. He was a staunch conservative. Larry McDonald Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (tFWfv) 435
Nope.
I watched cancer treatment destroy my mom when she was 46 I have had cancer surgery, chemotherapy and radiation. I only did it because my youngest was in 8th grade. Now my boys are in their 20s and self sufficient. No more screening. No more medical intervention. I don't trust anyone. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (U2p+3) 436
I'm not seeing a downside to the Chicoms shooting Nanzi out the sky. Not one.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (LOVUx) We do you favor round eye Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (VwHCD) 437
If Biden hadn't gotten vaxed and boosted the rebound would have been much worse.
Unsafe and defective. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (s/67J) 438
433 >> He disabused me of that notion right quick.
Imagine having to examine Trigglypuff. Or Nancy Pelosi. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (Mzdiz) Tank Abrams. Whoopie Goldberg. Joy Behar. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (LOVUx) 439
lol Berserker
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (tizKA) 440
LOL Saturday night joke. Good one.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2022 12:20 AM (8rTNG) 441
439 lol Berserker
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (tizKA) Very naughty. but spot on. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:20 AM (LOVUx) 442
So that's The HQs, AofS
PO Box ...what is that number again? You don't think we give Ace enough shit as it is? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:21 AM (Bd6X8) 443
Tank Abrams. Whoopie Goldberg. Joy Behar. Posted by: tcn ----- The twerker, whatever her name is. Gary Larson could probably do a cartoon. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:21 AM (tFWfv) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:21 AM (s/67J) Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:22 AM (LOVUx) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:23 AM (tizKA) 447
Tank Abrams. Whoopie Goldberg. Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief You people are just broken... (smiley face icon here) Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:23 AM (r1z5A) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl) 449
Damn, the Paul Anka integrity kick. It's been a while since I gave that one a spin. Good times.
I hope the guys get their shirts soon. Posted by: Stewed Hamm at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (0Ln28) 450
Hey Horde, what's going on?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:26 AM (tizKA) 452
did once have to have a medical procedure that involved my fartclam (not a colonoscopy, some sort of x-ray scan). The lab tech walked in to start the procedure and it turned out I used to work with her at Subway a few years earlier. Kind of awkward...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (K5n5d) Coming out of wisdom teeth extraction (x4), I asked a dental tech out for that evening's New Year's celebration. I completely forgot that I did due to the drugs. I got quite the lecture when I returned the next to have the stitches removed. Posted by: Beartooth at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (+ksY7) 453
Hey Horde, what's going on?
They are talking about examining buttholes and sickly vaginas. Feel free to put in your two scents worth. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (s/67J) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (tizKA) 455
450 Hey Horde, what's going on?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (a4EWo) Welp, the Thunderbirds are in town for the air show, so lots of noise and fast flying. Around the ONT, we are talking icky cooters, blowing up Nanzi, and proctology. I hope you have a strong stomach. Or a stronger drink. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (LOVUx) 456
lol BC
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (tizKA) 457
Back at State U. years ago, we sang that Anka song thus:
"Put your legs on my shoulders...." Likewise, the Beatles lyrics: "Red is the color that will make me blue, inside of you..." Or how about: "Listen, do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to yell..." No lyric we couldn't make crude--and we were proud to do it. Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 31, 2022 12:17 AM (DHz50) My brother is an Ace at that. One day he pissed his wife off in the car. It was hysterical. She would change the station, and he would automatically ruin the tune with lyrics he had already mastered from previous listening over time. She would change the channel, he would ruin it, she would change it to a different song, he would ruin it again. I see that look on your face became I see my dick in your face, and so on. The final straw was when she switched the channel and that stupid bonjovi song comes on. The line "I play my part, and you play your game" became "I cut a fart and I shot a flame.". The radio went off after that. lolol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD) 458
Hey Horde, what's going on?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz You REALLY don't want to know....but some of us are trying to keep it classy by offering the chicoms suggestions about nancy. Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:29 AM (r1z5A) 459
Here's a BMJ article, "Clinical features and novel presentation" of the Buttpox in London. This includes graphic, disgusting images, of penile "oedema" (Brit spelling) and "purulent discharge". Also proctitis is common. There are also oral manifestations being seen. Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't. https://tinyurl.com/2auv6juw Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (tizKA) 461
Maybe she'll skip Taiwan for some made-up reason.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:31 AM (63Dwl) 462
I did once have to have a medical procedure that involved my fartclam (not a colonoscopy, some sort of x-ray scan). The lab tech walked in to start the procedure and it turned out I used to work with her at Subway a few years earlier. Kind of awkward...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (K5n5d) "You know, I used to wonder why Subways always smelled funny. Now I know why." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:32 AM (5JycT) 463
Thanks publius for that public service announcement, but since I have no dick, and my butthole is 'exit only', gonna have to pass on clicking on that link.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:32 AM (tizKA) 464
And LOL the Bill Burr thing. This is all very entertaining! Thanks, MisHum.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (8rTNG) 465
The radio went off after that. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I worked at a place in New Orleans that had Broadway musical shows. Saw the revival of of My Fair Fair Lady with Rex Harrison et al. All songs were re-done by us kids Posted by: The Artist formerly known as Miklos at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (WBs1t) 466
The line "I play my part, and you play your game" became "I cut a fart and I shot a flame.". The radio went off after that. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD) Good Lord, I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my gin. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (LOVUx) 467
Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz) This is about me, isn't it. Posted by: Toaster Fucker at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (+ksY7) 468
In other (non-proctology) news, there's a long trail of blood spatter and two puddles on the nearby sidewalk from last night. Seems a guy decided to fight with some bar bouncers and managed to knick one of his own arteries as he was escorted out.
Worse, there's a city maintenance crew that waters flower planters placed high up on lamp posts every morning, and they couldn't be bothered to hose down the sidewalk, so the stains are still there. Stay classy, Minneapolis. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (bM7vb) 469
Good Lord, I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my gin.
Posted by: tcn in AK ___ I cried. I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:34 AM (tizKA) 470
This includes graphic, disgusting images, of penile "oedema" (Brit spelling) and "purulent discharge". Also proctitis is common. There are also oral manifestations being seen.
Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion They should show that to the kids like the horrific cars wrecks from driver's Ed Posted by: The Edumacator formerly known as Miklos at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (WBs1t) 471
Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't.
https://tinyurl.com/2auv6juw Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz) You are the very model of probity, publius, so i will take your word for it. You got a mailing address for the eye bleach? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (5JycT) 472
The conclusion of that BMJ paper: "These findings confirm the ongoing unprecedented community transmission of monkeypox virus among gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men seen in the UK and many other non-endemic countries. A variable temporal association was observed between mucocutaneous and systemic features, suggesting a new clinical course to the disease. New clinical presentations of monkeypox infection were identified, including rectal pain and penile oedema. These presentations should be included in public health messaging to aid early diagnosis and reduce onward transmission." Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (Mzdiz) 473
Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't.
https://tinyurl.com/2auv6juw Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz) If I were a school teacher instructed to teach children about gay sex, this would be the type of imagery I would include in my lesson plan. "How's that look fellas? This could be you if Love Wins!" Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:38 AM (s/67J) 474
So, I have one very pissed-off cat cooped up in a a dog crate. I put containers of water and food in there, and she spills them right away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:38 AM (5JycT) 475
Schlong Covid isn't far from the mark for this monkeypox. Quit with the buttfucking already. Make an appointment with your hand if nothing else.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (LOVUx) 476
Maybe they should, oh, I dunno, chill with the orgies and other perversities.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (tizKA) Posted by: Former Boy Scout Miklos, who learned chemistry and physics at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (WBs1t) 478
Yeah I got a knack for rewriting lyrics, but I do them funny or vindictive, I could have done an entire album of christmas songs I reworded about killing binladen. My brother on the other hand... yeah he goes sophomoric. I think thats the right word.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (VwHCD) 479
Feel free to put in your two scents worth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (s/67J) **golf clap** Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (anj39) 480
yeah he goes sophomoric. I think thats the right word.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (VwHCD) Well, he would certainly find a home here, then. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (LOVUx) 481
I always figured the most famous / infamous resident of Des Plaines was Herve Villachaize.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (q3gwH) 482
Local ABC gnuz affiliate profiled a "guy" who had been tagged with Monkeypox. All over his mouthal areas, nose to chin and cheek to cheek.
That's a dude that either caught a load of splooge or was eating ass like it was a chocolate fountain at Golden Corral. Likely, both. BTW. Said "dude" was glibly discussing the symptoms in an on-air interview, all the while blithely unaware that his face was projecting proof of his perversion and perfidy, for all to see. Such as him would *skip* the Dignity Canal, and proceed straight to the bullet. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (tkOps) 483
New clinical presentations of monkeypox infection were identified, including rectal pain and penile oedema. These presentations should be included in public health messaging to aid early diagnosis and reduce onward transmission."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (Mzdiz) You mean you can get a swollen penis without the use of Viagra? Oh, shit. Posted by: Pfizer VP at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (5JycT) 484
What's your next of kin's email, AOP?
Just in case, mind you. When cats do that, they're in another level of pissedoffness, considering their fondness of food. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (tizKA) 485
AOP, just leave the cat alone until such time the hostility dissipates.
After that, check back in. Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (jTmQV) 486
>> They should show that to the kids like the horrific cars wrecks from driver's Ed
We'll call it "Scared Straight". Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz) 487
Well, he would certainly find a home here, then.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (LOVUx) I did bring him to the texas MoMe a couple years ago. I wasn't watching him though, so no clue what shit he got into. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD) 488
..I always figured the most famous / infamous resident of Des Plaines was Herve Villachaize. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (q3gwH)
ISWYDT. Joke came up a bit short though. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (tkOps) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (tizKA) 490
I always figured the most famous / infamous resident of Des Plaines was Herve Villachaize.
Posted by: Tom Servo C'est pas vrai Posted by: Ville Platte, la Louisiane at July 31, 2022 12:43 AM (WBs1t) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:44 AM (s/67J) Posted by: TC at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (3iuj+) 493
My orange tabby, Noni, is curled up beside me, chilling to the Bee Gees.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (tizKA) 494
..I always figured the most famous / infamous resident of Des Plaines was Herve Villachaize. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (q3gwH)
ISWYDT. Joke came up a bit short though. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (tkOps) *** Stooping to new lows? Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (anj39) 495
AOP, just leave the cat alone until such time the hostility dissipates.
After that, check back in. Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (jTmQV) She gets to spend the night in the crate. She is a feral I trapped this morning. There may be X number of half-grown kittens, too. At least one. I saw it. I have a friend who wants a barn cat, so she will get rehomed. Posted by: Pfizer VP at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (5JycT) 496
After consulting the entrails, and Kamala's crusty panties, I predict that Puddin' Head Joe will recover promptly by 2 pm tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (CCf67) There are some dirty jobs even Mike Rowe won't take on. Couldn't you use, like, a crystal ball or something? A crystal ball attached to an 11 foot pole. *and yes, I initially thought tjotd was about Hunter Biden* Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (JOtiF) 497
BTW. Said "dude" was glibly discussing the symptoms in an on-air interview, all the while blithely unaware that his face was projecting proof of his perversion and perfidy, for all to see. Such as him would *skip* the Dignity Canal, and proceed straight to the bullet. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim He was showing his Pride. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (63Dwl) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:46 AM (tizKA) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:46 AM (Bd6X8) 500
Its YOUR fault that granny died from the
'VID because you wouldn't wear a mask alone in your car. But it isn't MY fault that I've got lumps on my dick. I mean...wear a condom when I'm banging 20 other guys? That's totally not realistic. Posted by: What the FNM is telling us at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY) Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (q3gwH) 502
Say what you want about Kamel-Toe, she's Pride Pox free...as far as we know.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY) Posted by: Lowest Common Denominator Miklos at July 31, 2022 12:48 AM (WBs1t) 504
Sock fail or second career?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:46 AM (Bd6X Psock pfail. Did you get flooding on Thursday? Massive flash floods in AJ, I hear. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:49 AM (5JycT) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:49 AM (tizKA) 506
But it isn't MY fault that I've got lumps on my dick. I mean...wear a condom when I'm banging 20 other guys? That's totally not realistic.
Posted by: What the FNM is telling us at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY) Tu est poxy gay, as they say in N'awlins. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (5JycT) 507
Did you get flooding on Thursday? Massive flash floods in AJ, I hear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:49 AM (5JycT) No, no floods in Asshole Jersey that I know of. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (VwHCD) 508
That's a dude that either caught a load of splooge or was eating ass like it was a chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
This is the kind of poetry that keeps me returning to the comment section. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (s/67J) 509
Did you get flooding on Thursday? Massive flash floods in AJ, I hear.
No flooding here. We did get a good dump of rain, but nothing like AJ got. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (Bd6X8) 510
Note the part about "novel presentation". They haven't seen monkeypox behave this way before. You know, dick, ass, mouth/throat. It's like it's becoming optimized for homosexual transmission. I read another good point on all this by one of the Substackers I follow. You know the "PrEP" drugs they're pushing now. Basically, buttfucking drugs. Pop a pill before an ass orgy, and it's supposed to reduce HIV transmission. It doesn't reduce odds of transmission of other STDs. Not one little bit. The PrEP stuff makes the "community" think they can go back to the wild bareback ass-plowing orgies. And this is the result. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:54 AM (Mzdiz) 511
I've had some experience with feral kittens. It's going to take patience. A kitten that hasn't been exposed to humans after so long (6 - 8 weeks) is going to be a rough road. You can get there, but you've got to love cats and have the patience of Job. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz) 512
Looks like the MFM are stomping their little feet.
Politico’s Jack Shafer has a new article up titled, “Why Republicans Will Regret Icing Out the Press.” “If you stop talking to us, we’ll turn on you, start smearing you and will only say bad things about you!” https://tinyurl.com/4a9kncb2 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:57 AM (tizKA) 513
Fired up the convertible today, and drove to Pizza Night in Rowley. Met friends there, drank beer, BS'ed and ate pizza. Weather was perfect.
https://tinyurl.com/ysk8zzfe Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:58 AM (5JycT) 514
502 Say what you want about Kamel-Toe, she's Pride Pox free...as far as we know.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY) Pretty damned low bar, there. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 01:00 AM (LOVUx) 515
“If you stop talking to us, we’ll turn on you, start smearing you and will only say bad things about you!”
https://tinyurl.com/4a9kncb2 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:57 AM (tizKA) How is that different from what they are doing now? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 01:00 AM (5JycT) 516
“If you stop talking to us, we’ll turn on you, start smearing you and will only say bad things about you!”
https://tinyurl.com/4a9kncb2 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:57 AM (tizKA) And this would be different how, exactly? Buncha pinheads, the lot of them. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 01:00 AM (LOVUx) 517
Watching My Octopus Teacher on Netflix.
Fascinating so far. South African guy meets and octopus in a tidal pool/kelp forest area. Documentary. Pretty cool so far, about half through Posted by: Mel Brooks at July 31, 2022 01:01 AM (ufFY8) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:01 AM (tizKA) 519
Christina Pushaw already slam dunked the ball on Jack Schafer. "Gov. Desantis isn't worried about you going negative, you're always negative. We're just not going to give you clicks by playing along anymore."
That's something Trump could never do. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 01:03 AM (q3gwH) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:03 AM (tizKA) 521
Hey smh, we're looking at the same thing!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 01:04 AM (q3gwH) 522
lol Tom Servo, I just posted the Twitchy link to Christina's based response.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:06 AM (tizKA) 523
I'm late here because I just went through the entire The Powerline This Week in Pictures: Recession Deniers Edition for this week.. on Instapundit. This Week in Pictures is usually posted at noon, but it's been a long day. (Also, I forgot how to do italics. I hope I did it right.)
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 01:06 AM (GJnvT) 524
But DeSantis' press secretary's response is the chef's kiss.
"your gatekeeper days are over" So awesome! Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 01:08 AM (foa6+) 525
Well, I am going to go pour me a nice tall glass of cold milk, and then hit the sack. I am tired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 01:08 AM (5JycT) 526
34 I have a good stationary bike. Nude that narrow seat would end up lodged in my ass. I'm just not that openminded, I guess.
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) ---- Vacuum release? Posted by: Ciampino - think sweaty naked butt at July 31, 2022 01:08 AM (qfLjt) 527
Niters, AOP.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:09 AM (tizKA) 528
Ok gotta sleep. G'night all !
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 01:10 AM (q3gwH) 529
Someday, I'll do an ONT. And I'll have videos. And you'll beg to have me banned before I post again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2022 01:11 AM (m0zqP) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:12 AM (tizKA) 531
The seat of my road bike has that opening in the middle also, but I've never paid much attention to it. I figure it is just to make the seat more comfy. There were probably a bunch of bicycle seat technicians that came up with that idea.
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 01:12 AM (GJnvT) 532
Saturday,
My day to BBq for family. Did Hatch Chilies marinade on some cluck breasts and some grilled veggies. Watched a potential TS roll over the San Gabriel's yet it quit upon hitting the valley...hoping for the righteous Monsoon pump from Baja in August...this year sucked for rain in the basin over all. That's all I got Night Horde. Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2022 01:12 AM (J00IM) 533
For BeckoningChasm:
Good Times (Original 12" Mix) (2006 Remaster) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O0h7uVwEIQ Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:13 AM (tizKA) 534
Biden's ass sucks putty balls. I went into home depot before to get door trim for the french doors I installed. 4 pieces...$90. 90 frigging dollars. Its a slightly upper scale molding, but the crappy MDF shit would have been $60. The world has gone mad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 01:15 AM (VwHCD) 535
Miley wants to do some canning. We found some old late '50s canning books my mother had, and some USDA publications from the same era. Damn good info. One of those USDA canning manuals was still stored in the original mailing envelope. It was addressed to an old Route, Box address that was before I was born. I remember one such address as a child, but this one was before that. Same place, they just added routes as the number of customers increased. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:16 AM (tizKA) Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at July 31, 2022 01:17 AM (WBs1t) Posted by: the last to post at July 31, 2022 01:18 AM (EUfru) 539
Re Brandon's Paxlovid rebound. They still say it's "rare". They're redefining rare to mean "less than 100%", I think. The rebound effect is a feature of Paxlovid and the highly vaccinated. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:18 AM (Mzdiz) 540
Oh Berserker, it's gonna get so much worse.
These truly are the good times. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:16 AM (tizKA) I know, thats why I have been marathon man trying to get this house done. I'm even buying stuff for future projects I might not get to this year. The new kitchen is coming next week. I just need to buy the floor and I'm done for the year. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 01:19 AM (VwHCD) 541
Smart man.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:20 AM (tizKA) 542
Miley wants to do some canning. We found some old late '50s canning books my mother had, and some USDA publications from the same era.
So far I have only done a lousy 30 quarts. But now is the Glorious Season for cooking and canning what you manage not to eat. Posted by: Miklos is 20 minutes from the big State Farmers Market at July 31, 2022 01:21 AM (WBs1t) 543
526 34 I have a good stationary bike. Nude that narrow seat would end up lodged in my ass. I'm just not that openminded, I guess.
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) ---- Vacuum release? Space for dangling Klingons? Posted by: Ciampino - think of sweaty naked butt at July 31, 2022 01:21 AM (qfLjt) 544
Looking at those latest blowout PCE deflator index numbers, J-Pow needs to jack rates to 10% at the least to even begin to have an effect on this inflation. He can't do that in one fell swoop. The resulting crash would be epic. Remember ol' Rush Limbaugh used to say "I'll tell you when to panic"? Well, if he were here, I think he'd be saying it's time to panic now. He was spared seeing his country destroyed. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:21 AM (Mzdiz) 545
Good night, all
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 01:22 AM (GJnvT) 546
The great thing about canning kimchi is that no one in their right mind will steal it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 01:22 AM (XG2Fi) 547
The great thing about canning kimchi is that no one in their right mind will steal it.
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Posted by: Sarah at July 31, 2022 01:23 AM (TgcRj) 549
Re Brandon's Paxlovid rebound. They still say it's "rare". They're redefining rare to mean "less than 100%", I think.
The rebound effect is a feature of Paxlovid and the highly vaccinated. Posted by: publius, Rascally I thought the accepted professional, technical term was "unexpected". Posted by: Miklos is rarely surprised at July 31, 2022 01:25 AM (WBs1t) 550
They've even redefined "redefine". Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:27 AM (Mzdiz) 551
The great thing about canning kimchi is that no one in their right mind will steal it.
Posted by: Cicero *eats kimchi while listening to the Barberettes* Posted by: Miklos thanks Kindltot at July 31, 2022 01:28 AM (WBs1t) 552
Remember ol' Rush Limbaugh used to say "I'll tell you when to panic"? Well, if he were here, I think he'd be saying it's time to panic now. He was spared seeing his country destroyed.
Posted by: publius ___ Panic is self-defeating. Preparation prevents panic (for the most part). But now is definitely is the time to get a garden going (yes, there are indoor setups), beef is flooding the market now, so this is a good time to buy now and make jerky, and can it, as well as freeze it. Next year, beef prices are going to be in the stratosphere. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:28 AM (tizKA) 553
I’m absolutely positive DeSantis would have long ago declared the Texas border an invasion. Abbott and Patton are disgusting RINOS
square/texas-ag-paxton-wont-issue-legal-opinion-invasion Posted by: Gonzotx at July 31, 2022 01:29 AM (t4poC) 554
So do they have to take Joe off of his heart meds again?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 01:29 AM (a4EWo) 555
But now is definitely is the time to get a garden going (yes, there are indoor setups), beef is flooding the market now, so this is a good time to buy now and make jerky, and can it, as well as freeze it. Next year, beef prices are going to be in the stratosphere.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:28 AM (tizKA) Really want to learn how to make beef jerky. Its not hard from what I hear. The only thing though, if I put one more thing on my plate you're gonna see me on a unicycle juggling the frigging things. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: Aaron Miklos Presley at July 31, 2022 01:31 AM (WBs1t) 557
Lol, Bers, I liked your story about your brother and his lyrics, I guess that talent runs in the family. SMH, Do you recommend any special recipes for jerky or and books on techniques and stuff?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 01:34 AM (a4EWo) 558
Berserker, I have this one:
Cosori Food Dehydrator https://tinyurl.com/ys77dh25 It's too simple. Even comes with a cookbook. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:36 AM (tizKA) 559
I like making teriyaki jerky.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:37 AM (tizKA) 560
The recipe is in the cookbook.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:38 AM (tizKA) 561
DDS, I just use utoob for the most part for recipes beyond what's in the cookbook that came with the dehydrator.
We have mint and other herbs that are abundant, so those get dried and put in packets and jars. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:41 AM (tizKA) 562
>> So fine
Obligatory, now, "She's real fine, my 409", Junior Brown with the Beach Boys backing: https://tinyurl.com/udeaz5s And I'll observe once again, no one is ever going to write a song about an electric car. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:42 AM (tizKA) Posted by: Mayor Miklos celebrates , it is the Liberation! at July 31, 2022 01:43 AM (WBs1t) 565
SMH, Do you also have to get a vacuum sealer for the dehydrated foods? How long will something like jerky last for, and finally what cut of beef do you use for jerky? Sorry for being a bundle of questions tonight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo) 566
"no one is ever going to write a song about an electric car."
Already been done: youtu.be/3Fw0OvKFKhw Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 01:43 AM (dpnJh) 567
68 I don't think all lesbians look alike, but the older ones tend to...
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH) *** A friend of mine, lives in the mid-west, is a lesbian. And she is drop-dead gorgeous. And that, hordemates, is a huge, and sad, waste. Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39) ---- You could wake up one morning and feel (pretend) you're a woman and lesbian at that! Posted by: Ciampino - gender is fluid right? at July 31, 2022 01:44 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz) 569
Berserker cracked me up a while back with a possible electric car lyric: "She's real fine, my armature wind." Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzdiz) 570
A friend of mine, lives in the mid-west, is a lesbian. And she is drop-dead gorgeous. And that, hordemates, is a huge, and sad, waste.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39) Growing up Catholic, there was always a Father WhataWaste. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 01:47 AM (LOVUx) 571
SMH, Do you also have to get a vacuum sealer for the dehydrated foods? How long will something like jerky last for, and finally what cut of beef do you use for jerky? Sorry for being a bundle of questions tonight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz ___ Yes, we have a vacuum sealer, and jerky in freezer bags in the freezer last for quite a long time. Storage depends on fat and salt content of the jerky. I use use all kinds of cuts, especially now that our butcher is sealing prime cuts cheaper, due to the influx of beef flooding the market due to the drought in a lot of the US, mainly Texas. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:48 AM (tizKA) 572
Ranchers in Texas are buying hay from IL and MO farmers, and sometimes swapping cattle for hay.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:49 AM (tizKA) 573
My mother's very young girlfriend (she's only 81), let Miley have a big canner of hers. I'm gonna check out that thing and get it going, maybe tomorrow. Miley is still a bit leery of pressure cookers. Not really scared, she just wants me to make sure everything is all right. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz) 574
78 72 Regarding the "all lesbians look the same". I knew two lesbians who are a couple, and they look alike, to the point where you have to figure out which is which. They have the same hairstyle, dress the same, and have the same stocky build. Someone I knew would joke that you can tell they're lesbians because they wear the uniform.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW) Do they wear the sticker, Hello my name is Butch? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G) ---- Good thing it isn't Hello my name is Bubba? Posted by: Ciampino - Gender is fluid right?? at July 31, 2022 01:53 AM (qfLjt) 575
publius, Presto has cheap pressure canners over at Amazon.
I have this one: https://tinyurl.com/482fxkm7 Only 16 quarts, but it's enough for my needs. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:53 AM (tizKA) 576
Miley is still a bit leery of pressure cookers. Not really scared, she just wants me to make sure everything is all right.
Posted by: publius ___ I have an InstaPot (electric pressure cooker+slow cooker), and I have the stove top pressure canner. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:56 AM (tizKA) 577
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He says that hole in the seat is called a "Jarles Chonson" device, or something like that. Jim, Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (tkOps) ---- What accent is that 'Jarles Chonson'? Posted by: Ciampino - Gender is fluid right?? at July 31, 2022 01:56 AM (qfLjt) 578
My green beans are coming in pretty good, now. I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but they are damn good tasting. Blue lakes. Seriously, you can't beat fresh vegetables right out of the garden. Funny store, my cousin, the re-tard meterologist came over to pick him some beans and peas (purple hulls). He brought one of his granddaughters with him. She took a real shine to Miley, and they had a ball. She told us, "Ya'll are fun!" She was asking me all kinds of questions about the stuff in the garden. I felt like Hank Kimball, when a bunch of kids asked him how do the plants know what to be when they sprout. Hank, replied, they just look at the package the seed came in. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:57 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:57 AM (tizKA) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:58 AM (tizKA) 581
I've got two pressure cookers, both Presto. One is an older aluminum one, and the other is a newer (late '80s) stainless steel. I've even got replacement gaskets for 'em on hand. I got into pressure cooking a few years ago, cooking for the old folks. Stove top pressure cookers are a standard 15 psig. However, all the pressure canning recipes and procedures are based on 10 psi. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:00 AM (Mzdiz) 582
Berserker cracked me up a while back with a possible electric car lyric: "She's real fine, my armature wind."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzd I said that? Must have been a bourbon night. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:00 AM (VwHCD) 583
I don't pressure-can either... although I've read the Blue Book and USDA guidelines since inheriting Mom's old Mirro cooker. It's slightly intimidating, imo.
Publius: Some County Extension Offices used to offer pressure testing (?) I think. At least get a new gasket-- try a hardware store. Our "true value" carries a variety of supplies, gaskets and replacement gauges. Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:03 AM (dpnJh) 584
>> I said that? Must have been a bourbon night. lol
Yes, you did, and I think you even mentioned the bourbon! ROFL. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz) 585
I got into pressure cooking a few years ago, cooking for the old folks.
Stove top pressure cookers are a standard 15 psig. However, all the pressure canning recipes and procedures are based on 10 psi. Posted by: publius, In the South, any question about pressure canning, ask yer Momma. Or yer Momma's Momma. Nowadays, Old Mama is asking me what the hell I'm doing with all that food. Sometimes I have to remind her that she's a farmer's daughter. Posted by: Hortycultural Miklos at July 31, 2022 02:04 AM (WBs1t) 586
In the South, any question about pressure canning, ask yer Momma. Or yer Momma's Momma. ------ ...or, if you're over 29, an aunt. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:07 AM (2e5RV) 587
>> I said that? Must have been a bourbon night. lol
Yes, you did, and I think you even mentioned the bourbon! ROFL. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz) Well I always say drunk berserker is best berserker. Its rare that it happens, so I make the best of it. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:08 AM (VwHCD) 588
>> I don't pressure-can either... although I've read the Blue Book and USDA guidelines since inheriting
Pressure cookers are very safe. And that's not Fauci/Pharma "safe" either, but actually safe. Some of the horror stories you here come are old, and come from very old, "first generation" pressure vessel tech. Safety features. Blowout plug. That's a little plug on the top of the lid that will blow out if pressure exceeds some set point above rated. Second, the main gasket itself is designed to blow out if is somehow the blowout plug fails and pressure continues to rise. The only time that will ever be an issue is if you fill it too full, with "foamy" stuff. That can plug up the little "jiggler" (weighted regulator) port. While not impossible, it's very, very rare. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:08 AM (Mzdiz) 589
JQ, If you are still around, how the heck are you doing, I haven't seen you for a long time.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:09 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: Better and cheaper and by the bushel Miklos at July 31, 2022 02:11 AM (WBs1t) 591
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Cob (unless it's CBD and you're talking maple syrup). Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (llON ---- Can we do Ace Shelving? Posted by: Ciampino - rudimentary lathes may work at July 31, 2022 02:15 AM (qfLjt) 592
Thanks publius.
Mom only used hers for softening tough cuts of meat or to reduce cooking times, not for preserving low-acid foods. She did make jellies and preserves but they were high-acid, water-bath processed -or- topped with paraffin. Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh) Posted by: Miklos from Hoboken at July 31, 2022 02:16 AM (WBs1t) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:17 AM (wwcKe) 595
She did make jellies and preserves but they were high-acid, water-bath processed -or- topped with paraffin.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh) My grandmother used to make her own jelly, well everything really, but I always remembered as a kid us getting the jellys from grandma with the wax hockey puck on top of the jar. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:17 AM (VwHCD) 596
Hi, DDS!
Still hanging in there! Saw that you've 'placed' your hubby (some time ago!)... hope all is well for both of you. Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:18 AM (dpnJh) 597
Hey Mr. Miklos, If yesterday was truly your birthday, I hope that it was a happy one for you. How is your Mama doing?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:19 AM (a4EWo) 598
Pressure cookers are very popular in Spain. Everyone uses them. They joke about you can walk down the streets of the towns at cooking time, and hear a cacophony of thousands of pressure cooker jigglers jiggling. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (Mzdiz) 599
>>>Seriously, you can't beat fresh vegetables right out of the garden.
>Especially if it's your neighbor's garden. Or don't kids do that anymore? You could put it on social media? Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (0ocXn) 600
Bonus- You can make candles from the paraffin after it's pried out of the jar. May need 'em.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (tFWfv) 601
Haha, Berserker! We used the paraffin pucks to wax our (metal!) zippers and sled rails in winter, if candle stubs couldn't be had. Mom always saved them.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (dpnJh) 602
85 *blinks*
She sells sea shells... https://youtu.be/qRxNP-7TJLg Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (ktqzt) ---- ..... but ... but ... they never fell off! Damned superglue!!!! Posted by: Ciampino - can you hear the ocean watching that? at July 31, 2022 02:22 AM (qfLjt) 603
Haha, Berserker! We used the paraffin pucks to wax our (metal!) zippers and sled rails in winter, if candle stubs couldn't be had. Mom always saved them.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (dpnJh) jesus, my mom did the same thing. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:24 AM (VwHCD) 604
A rough rule of thumb is pressure cooking at 15 psig reduces cooking time to a 1/3. That's very rough. Some things will cook much, much faster. I experimented with cabbage in a pressure cooker one time. Obliterated it to mush in short order. Making squash, I learned basically, you bring it to pressure, then cool it down immediately. Mashes up nicely. Miley tells me us Southerners cook our vegetables to death. Green beans are example. Under pressure, about 12 mins. Miley likes to cook her a batch of green beans "al dente" as she likes 'em every now and then. I've actually pressure cooked corn the cob. 3 minutes under pressure, and it's done. 12 minutes in boiling water. Some like it less than that. Me, that's about right. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz) 605
JQ, It is certainly different for both of us. Hubs had an adjustment period where he declined very quickly, he seems to have rebounded a bit though. When he went to the home there were four other guys on his floor, subsequent attrition has left him the only male amongst a bunch of crazy women. There is one lady there who has named my husband Mac, and she threatens me every time I visit to leave her Mac alone and stop trying to bump her off. It is quite interesting. As for me, I am more relaxed, blood pressure must have dropped a few points, still hard to sleep though, you know, the lure of the ONT and everything. How is your Hubby doing?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:26 AM (a4EWo) 606
If yesterday was truly your birthday, I hope that it was a happy one for you. How is your Mama doing?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Birfday is truly on Tuesday. Unless Old Mama lies, or just forgets. Many multiple thankifications! Posted by: Miklos will be closer to his "second Childhood" as the Hungarians call it at July 31, 2022 02:26 AM (WBs1t) 607
Well past the age I was supposed to get a colonoscopy. No intention to get one. I'll take my chances on this one.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:19 269 @268: "I'll take my chances on this one." One of the more unpleasant ways to go though. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:20 Yeah TC, I understand, but it's not that big a deal. As Walt said, not a good way to go. I lost a friend to it a couple of yrs ago, he was blindsided by it. Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 02:28 AM (55Qr6) 608
88 84 I don't think Biden gas covid
If he gad covid they would lie about it Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (gbzeC) E-gads! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (PY/t0) ---- eGads would be an Internet disease. An eMail virus perhaps? eCovid? iGads would be an Apple dysfunction. Posted by: Ciampino - FJB has eCovid-0x14 at July 31, 2022 02:30 AM (qfLjt) 609
I use that paraffin wax to wax pot guitar pickups. It makes them real quiet so you don't get the annoying feedback. You have to cut it with some toilet bowl wax ring so it doesn't get real hard. Probably like a 4:1 ratio. Works like a charm.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:30 AM (VwHCD) 610
I've actually pressure cooked corn the cob. 3 minutes under pressure, and it's done. 12 minutes in boiling water. Some like it less than that. Me, that's about right.
Posted by: publius Miley needs recipe for "Vinetta". Romanian originally. Squash (usually eggplant), garlic, olive oil, salt. I like it, but no recipe in Engrish. Posted by: Miklos Cooks! at July 31, 2022 02:31 AM (WBs1t) 611
Farmer!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 02:33 AM (tizKA) 612
Miley got a recipe for "Cajun squash casserole", and cooked some tonight. It was pretty good. It was red onions, red bell peppers, and various seasonings added in. You cook the squash with some of the spices down to get the water out. Then you put in the pan, put some shredded cheeses and some other stuff on top, then bake. IT was damn good. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:36 AM (Mzdiz) 613
Farmer, SMH, I take it you guys did not hold the winning lottery ticket in Illinois last night. Pity that, I thought we were all going to have a big party.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:39 AM (a4EWo) 614
DDS-- Wow, the good and the bad and the LOL, huh?
Hubs is actually better (according to the doctors, test results, etc.) but he complains so constantly and demands so much of my time that I can barely get anything done some days. *shrug* Just a big baby. Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:39 AM (dpnJh) 615
publius, That sounds really good, and I don't like squash.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo) 616
104 Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KTPXo) Graft is covered in the unpublished edition of the Constitution! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (Vq3yq) ---- I'm sure I can find a penumbra for that graft. Posted by: Warren E. Burger, Chief Justice USSC at July 31, 2022 02:41 AM (qfLjt) 617
Re green beans. There's a joint in town, Simpsonville, that has a green beans recipe that is the best I've ever tasted. The owner won't give up the recipe for love nor money. These Blue Lakes of mine are so good, that his recipe with 'em would be so good, you'd just shit. I'm almost considering black-bagging him and water-boarding him to get that recipe. Miley can't figure out what's in it from taste. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz) 618
Sorry DDS, Illinois takes enough of our taxes as it is; buying a lottery ticket is a bridge too far.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 02:44 AM (tizKA) Posted by: Miklos Guesses! at July 31, 2022 02:44 AM (WBs1t) 620
JQ, You hang in there, girl, please know that I am thinking of you, I know that life is hard right now.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:44 AM (a4EWo) 621
SMH, lol, I only buy a ticket when it is a huge jackpot, then I like my chances just about as well as anyone's.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:46 AM (a4EWo) 622
Thanks, DDS. His son is coming to visit soon and I'm considering disappearing for a couple days.
I won't do that of course. But it's very tempting! Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:47 AM (dpnJh) 623
594 Is this Ace guy on the level?
Posted by: Miklos ------- Don't get hung up about it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:17 AM (wwcKe) ---- He's crying, look at all those tiers on his cheeks. Posted by: Ciampino - Ace Hardware can solve those droopy problems at July 31, 2022 02:54 AM (qfLjt) 624
Ok Horde, Almost 3am here, my alarm goes off at 6:30 as I have some obligations in the morning, Good night to all and God Bless.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:56 AM (a4EWo) 625
Good night, Debby!
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 03:01 AM (dpnJh) 626
So for those bumper stickers. I too don't believe that Helen Keller is real. In that she was a fraud. "Just look at this amazing woman that was born blind and deaf, but learned to speak. And also tout the virtues of socialism!"
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2022 03:01 AM (vMCab) 627
She told us, "Ya'll are fun!" She was asking me all kinds of questions about the stuff in the garden. I felt like Hank Kimball, when a bunch of kids asked him how do the plants know what to be when they sprout.
Hank, replied, they just look at the package the seed came in. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:57 Love that story. Jules and I have taught more than one neighbor kid a bit about gardening. Rusty next door was planting something w/ dau Elizabeth, maybe 6 yo, she turned to him and said...I know how to do this, Julie taught me. Tho I fear w/ time I might become thought of as Mr. Wilson, in fact Jules has already called me that. Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 03:02 AM (55Qr6) 628
determined to kill this soft maple, fast growing and it's already ca 30 feet. This sucker has to go. I'll update on the gardening thread.
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6) Drive a ring of copper nails into the trunk. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:06 Hmm, I girdled it and doused it in the right spots w/ roundup, but it's a big tree. I have no copper nails, maybe I could notch in and insert pennies? LOL So copper nails was a good way to kill trees? Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 03:10 AM (55Qr6) 629
Re: Pressure canning. Do it for smoked salmon, and for green beans, but the better option for beans is to make dilly beans with garlic and hot pepper, and waterbath can 'em. They are truly fabulous in a Bloody Mary, or just straight outta the jar. Running the canner for 100 minutes to do the fish is... a once a year deal. That much hissing should come from 100 cats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:21 AM (LOVUx) 630
Farmer!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 02:33 SMH! Well dang it, neither of us was the big IL winner in the lottery. I don't play much, bought 2 tickets for the previous drawing and knew I didn't win the whole enchilada so still haven't checked to see if I won anything. Wait, can I say that since I'm pretty white, maybe breakfast tacos...no Dr. Jill has cornered that. Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 03:21 AM (55Qr6) 631
I just put up a bunch of strawberry blueberry jam, but it didn't gel worth a darn so I guess now I need to buy a bunch of ice cream. Tastes lovely. Just kinda runny. I make it with a bit of cinnamon so it tastes like pie.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:22 AM (LOVUx) 632
What are you folks putting up for the burning times?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:23 AM (LOVUx) Posted by: Ciampino - ask the fact checkers where do they check their facts at July 31, 2022 03:39 AM (qfLjt) 634
WA homeowner shoots neighbor, 36, who attempted to break into home
https://mol.im/a/11064569 Posted by: Ciampino - pew pew at July 31, 2022 03:42 AM (qfLjt) 635
634 WA homeowner shoots neighbor, 36, who attempted to break into home
https://mol.im/a/11064569 1. There was some sort of restraining order against the guy so how come they were even in the same house? Was it her or his residence? Such bad reporting as these would be answers that an oldtime reporter would have gotten immediately. 2. The shooter should not have been arrested unless circumstances seemed suspicious. Posted by: Ciampino - pew pew pew at July 31, 2022 03:50 AM (qfLjt) 636
631 I just put up a bunch of strawberry blueberry jam, but it didn't gel worth a darn so I guess now I need to buy a bunch of ice cream. Tastes lovely. Just kinda runny. I make it with a bit of cinnamon so it tastes like pie.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:22 AM (LOVUx) ---- If it comes anywhere near cinnamon then I won't eat it. Too much misguided use of powdered cinnamon during my 10 years of boarding school. Funny that in the lab I used a lot of cinnamaldehyde, the flavor ingredient, and it didn't bother me. I guess the taste rekindles memories of horror desserts: rice pudding, tapioca, blanc mange, macaroni pudding, ....... Posted by: Ciampino - I love vanilla at July 31, 2022 03:58 AM (qfLjt) 637
I'm gonna guess that the first report on this shooting is playing fast and loose with legal terms, and the homeowner was taken into custody and questioned rather than detained or arrested.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 04:06 AM (bM7vb) 638
I guess when I have to resort to commenting on my own posts (it's similar to talking to myself, itself also known as going mad sign) it means everyone has gone to bed or is drunk. Hence time to move on, listen to some music, watch some videos about planes or such. Maybe come back for Pixy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Did I lose an argument with myself? at July 31, 2022 04:06 AM (qfLjt) 639
Didn't long ago to clear trees strip bark around base?
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2022 04:07 AM (k8B25) 640
Kamala has her go-bag packed and ready for the day that old fk keels over. She will drag Mrs. Dr. Doctor Jill out of the White House by the hair if need be.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 31, 2022 04:10 AM (buTO7) 641
Or not custody and questioning, but driven down to the station and interviewed. Coulda been one of those uncomfortable semi-voluntary situations, and who knows if he even asked for a lawyer.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 04:11 AM (bM7vb) 642
For the burning times, I'm putting up information. Lists of neighbors, and who has what.
Posted by: yep at July 31, 2022 04:19 AM (QRsW4) 643
Didn't long ago to clear trees strip bark around base?
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2022 04:07 Yes, I think tat's what I'm doing to this tree, girdling. Don't have my chainsaw anymore. BTW, how is the compost going? I have a small batch about done to use this fall. Am working on another batch to act as starter for leaves this fall. Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 04:22 AM (55Qr6) 644
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at July 31, 2022 04:24 AM (rnYgr) 645
639 Didn't long ago to clear trees strip bark around base?
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2022 04:07 AM (k8B25) ---- Yes. The live part is under the bark and above the wood. It contains the xylem and phloem water and nutrient system from the roots and leaves. If you remove a ring of it there is no longer a connection between roots and leaves and thus death ensues. The copper? Copper ions are toxic to most cells above trace amounts hence the tree gets poisoned. Posted by: Ciampino - at July 31, 2022 04:31 AM (qfLjt) 646
I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.Jobs234.com Posted by: Sarah at July 31, 2022 11:09 AM (TgcRj) Posted by: Nightwatch at August 01, 2022 02:01 AM (J00IM) 648
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