Palace Guards, Assemble! Biden Rallies His Media Praetorian to Push His "There Is No Recession Unless We Admit There's One" Propaganda Strategy

Politico reports the Biden Disaster is "arm-twisting" all of their allies and sycophants to "fortify the election" one more time.

The White House is scrambling behind the scenes and in public to get ahead of a potentially brutal economic punch to the face that could give Republicans the chance to declare that the "Biden recession" is under way.
Wall Street analysts, economists and even some in the Biden administration itself expect a report on Thursday to show the economy shrank for a second straight quarter, meeting a classic -- though by no means the only -- definition of a recession.

Senior administration officials are hitting the airwaves and arm-twisting reporters in private, imploring anyone who will listen that the economy -- despised by majorities of both Republicans and Democrats fed up with inflation -- is still healthy.

So it's the Council of Economic Advisors who gets to declare a recession?

Gee, I wonder what kind of impartial, detached experts sit on that?

"I don't think any of us are trying to convince anyone that their feelings about the economy are wrong," Jared Bernstein, a member of the Council of Economic Advisers and one of Biden's longest-serving aides, said in an interview. "What we are trying to do is explain things in a much more nuanced way than most people are getting from the daily news flow."

Bernstein's CEA and the Treasury Department are cranking out blog posts and studies arguing that the current post-pandemic moment -- while strange and disconcerting to many Americans -- is nowhere close to a recession.

Wait, I think I'm wrong about that -- I think it's people on the Bureau of Economic Analysis or something that declare a recession.

Still: Deep State Democrats.

Sorry about that premature Pouncing.

They keep claiming that it can't be a recession because the economy is -- or was -- still adding jobs, but that's a red herring. The economy was regaining jobs it had shed due to the artificial conditions of a government enforced shutdown. It wasn't growing in a real way. It was just adding back jobs which had been artificially lost. Artificially lost, then artificially gained.

Not job growth at all.

And no jobs have in fact been "created" -- we're still well short of Trump's employment peak, and way, way short of the jobs we'd need to equal Trump's jobs peak plus population growth.

So Biden's henchmen are looking at the lockdowns in exactly the wrong way. They don't show that Biden's doing a great job; they show he's doing a shit job.

And isn't it funny that Biden's own cronies are the people who are now trying to Jedi Mind Trick us: "These are not the back-to-back quarters of economic contraction you're looking for!"

Ed Driscoll at Instapundit points out that AP is all too willing to Re-Fortify the Election for Biden by jumping on the New Math bandwagon.

But he also Seizes and Pounces on AP having used the Old Math in January of this year, deciding that two quarters of back-to-back contraction was in fact the definition of a recession for a president they didn't cheat to get into office:

He also quotes this from AP's own stylebook:

A recession is a falling-off of economic activity that may be a temporary phenomenon or could continue into a depression. A common definition is two straight quarters of economic contraction. A more official determination is made by the National Bureau of Economic Research, which considers a range of indicators in declaring a recession. The bureau’s determination is typically made well after a recession has begun and sometimes after it has ended.

As Dave Harsanyi pointed out yesterday, the definition of a "recession" is only a little wobbly because the two-quarters-of-negative-growth is underinclusive. That is, you can have a recession even if you don't have two quarters of negative growth. For example, you can have a quarter of tiny, tiny growth -- say, 0.1% -- and then negative growth, and they'll say that's a recession.

Or you can have negative growth, a quarter of tiny growth, and then another quarter of negative growth, and they'll say that's a recession .

But, as was pointed out yesterday, whenever there has in fact been two quarters of negative growth -- shrinkage, is the Costanza approved term -- it has been deemed a recession, in ten of the last ten times we've seen that.

Then vs. now: What is a "recession?"

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

We are living in a George Orwell novel. pic.twitter.com/Woa3i9evNn
— Young Americans for Liberty (@YALiberty) July 26, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM

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1 FJB

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 03:45 PM (DRSnL)

2 Remember, it's not a recession if you believe it's not a recession.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 27, 2022 03:46 PM (QYPq3)

3 ALL IS WELL! STAY CALM! ALL IS WELL!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 03:46 PM (diceA)

4 Yeah, Jonathan Chait, why would Republicans be dismissive of the press these days?

It's such a curiousity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

5 Biden offers Russian arms dealer and.... a few others, for some basketball player.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (3PcYn)

6 but that's a red herring. The economy was regaining jobs
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Trump Jobs

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (3Nyr1)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Another win for the bidet administration !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (3PcYn)

9 Nothing is true until officially denied.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (jTmQV)

10 Biden offers Russian arms dealer and.... a few others, for some basketball player.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (3PcYn)

Seems fair.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 03:48 PM (DRSnL)

11 But the GOP will rue the day they shunned the media as they will govern POORLY!!!!!

- - Jonathan Chaffe

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

12 This is the idiocy of names. Merely because you think you control the language that people use, that you somehow control their experience of reality.

This is a fucking concept I have hated since it was spoken of so lovingly in that POS Sneakers movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 03:48 PM (diceA)

13 Hullo

Posted by: Ciampino -- RRRrrrrrRRRrubber at July 27, 2022 03:48 PM (qfLjt)

14 And isn't it funny that Biden's own cronies are the people who are now trying to Jedi Mind Trick us: "These are not the back-to-back quarters of economic contraction you're looking for!"

Unsurprisingly, the Biden cronies are exactly the droids I've been looking for.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (/NCI4)

15 Its not a recession when we do it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (dzJhQ)

16 In 2023, after we seize the House AND the Senate, I'm going to make seizing and pouncing illegal.

That'll fix their little red wagons!

My word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Expect Mark Zandi from Moody's Analytics, who has never missed an opportunity to attempt to bail out Democrat administrations, to lead the charge on denying the existence of a recession.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (9jOBm)

18 Well, we had a ralley today cuz Big Government is giving Big Money to Big Tech Chip Makers. Its all on the credit card so the little people are on the hook. Joe Biden provides Manna from Heaven.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (XHZzR)

19 Stupidity is the universal salve to apply to all leftard sores.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (QSjkU)

20 There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe
Ace thinks this is Biden's fault also

Posted by: Paul at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (acier)

21 Dredd and Limitless (the movie with Cooper) have soundtracks by the same guy. Tonally completely different, but the texture is the same.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (44ww/)

22 Solyndra 2.0

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (5HBd1)

23 18 Well, we had a ralley today cuz Big Government is giving Big Money to Big Tech Chip Makers. Its all on the credit card so the little people are on the hook. Joe Biden provides Manna from Heaven.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (XHZzR)

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It's not like throwing around cash got us into this mess or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

24 But, we saved over 500,000 jobs last month. Just imagine how worse it would have been had we note saved them!

- FJB's Council of Delusional Advisors

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (TNyrE)

25 Well, Mexico kills journalists, so......

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I'm just going to wait until they can't hide it anymore and watch the media do a 180 and say, yes its a recession, and that's a good thing.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (u9Awk)

27 Did you guys see that article on Twitchy that Californians who work remote (mostly lefties no doubt) are working in Mexico City to escape Biden-flation?

The Mexicans are upset because all the foreigners are driving up the cost of everything, and many of them can't speak Spanish. I imagine traffic is worse too.

LOL

Please let this trend continue.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (uWF4x)

28 Posted by: Paul at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (acier)

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If only Congress had passed BBB, then everything would be better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

29 21 Dredd and Limitless (the movie with Cooper) have soundtracks by the same guy. Tonally completely different, but the texture is the same.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (44ww/)

While I like Dredd, I cannot recall it having a particularly memorable soundtrack. Which I guess is self evident.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (diceA)

30 OT - Going to see Kurt Schlicter speak tomorrow night at the New York Young Republicans Club in Manhattan. I believe he is a friend of the blog.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (WsJuq)

31 Remember,I'm a girl if you believe I'm a girl.

Posted by: ADMIRAL LEVINE at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (z9V4B)

32 This is not the 3/4 basis points rise you are looking for.

Posted by: obi-wan krugman at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (yikp0)

33 I dunno... yanking out a fist full of 20's to buy a loaf of bread, bologna and a half gallon of milk seem sorta' recession-y to me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (BFigT)

34 This economy blows.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

35 The media has the credibility of a syphilitic hyena.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

36 34 This economy blows.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

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But Biden has nothing to do with it. While it's 100% Trump's fault that the world economy went into recession in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

37 WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THESE MEDDLESOME NON-RECESSIONS ????/

Posted by: Henry II, King of England, France, etc, etc at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (8KSPd)

38 Posted by: Paul at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (acier)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Real people don't give a fuck about changing the definitions of words. They care that they can't fuel their cars or feed their families. That's it. They can play all the word games they want to make themselves feel better.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (MGB5H)

40 Wow. Paul can read Ace's mind. Isn't that impressive?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (QSjkU)

41 We have always been at war with The Trump Recession.

Posted by: Whitehouse.gov at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (j40lz)

42 30 OT - Going to see Kurt Schlicter speak tomorrow night at the New York Young Republicans Club in Manhattan. I believe he is a friend of the blog.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (WsJuq)

Did you know he's written books?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (PiwSw)

43 We had a co-worker get hired at Enron. She came back to give us a talk about how they were going to buy up excess bandwidth from companies and sell that to companies that needed more bandwidth. She was in the legal department, not IT so never explained exactly how this would work. The Biden admin is a lot like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (5HBd1)

44 If you click your heels three times it's not a recession.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (llON8)

45 What we are trying to do is explain things in a much more nuanced way . . .

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I hate nuance.

And to think we used to make fun of Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (FVME7)

46
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But Biden has nothing to do with it. While it's 100% Trump's fault that the world economy went into recession in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

But I thought it was Putinflation?!!?

I'm SO CONFUSED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

47 42 30 OT - Going to see Kurt Schlicter speak tomorrow night at the New York Young Republicans Club in Manhattan. I believe he is a friend of the blog.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (WsJuq)

Did you know he's written books?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (PiwSw)

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He interacted with me once on Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

48 40 Wow. Paul can read Ace's mind. Isn't that impressive?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (QSjkU)

Paul's Epistle to the Moron Horde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (diceA)

49 Nuanced? By that you mean deceived, perhaps?

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (wS90d)

50 >>>The media has the credibility of a syphilitic hyena.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

That's still more credibility than Algore.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (QYPq3)

51 I tire of the excuses, Joe is Stupid and while Jill dresses him nicely. He and those around him have failed in every way. The only way I can think they all can top the genius being shown is if Mayor Pete gets Monkey Pox.

Posted by: Picric at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (aWXLM)

52 Q; When is a recession not a recession ?

A; When a a Democrat is president

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (M+Lyo)

53 46 But I thought it was Putinflation?!!?

I'm SO CONFUSED!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

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It's Biden's work in Saudi Arabia, that did not lead to anything from the host country, that knocked 50 cents off of gas, but he has nothing to do with any rises in gas prices.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

54 Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo

Jimmy Carter is thankful Biden was elected.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (2M1CH)

55 >>>Dredd and Limitless (the movie with Cooper) have soundtracks by the same guy. Tonally completely different, but the texture is the same.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I can beat that.

Posted by: James Horner at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (B3oWe)

56 'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.' 'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.' 'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master -- that's all.

-- Lewis Carroll
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The Left is all in on their magical thinking. I've said it many times before. They simply have NO GRASP of reality and all it entails.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (K5n5d)

57 The media has the credibility of a syphilitic hyena.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

58 >>> 31 Remember,I'm a girl if you believe I'm a girl.
Posted by: ADMIRAL LEVINE at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (z9V4B)

If you are a woman then I am a fishing pole.

Posted by: AR-15 at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (llON8)

59 Paul Krugman became famous as an economist. But he's pissed away every drop of credibility with his hyperpartisan imbecility. I don't understand that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

60 It's not like throwing around cash got us into this mess or anything.
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We practice safe sex. Dems cornhole anything that walks the earth.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (XHZzR)

61 Redefine failure as success? Bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (U3uv2)

62 42 Did you know he's written books?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM

I did. I have all his Kelly Turnbull books and two of his non-fiction.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (WsJuq)

63 Two consecutive quarters of looting, raping and pillaging is a technical funcession.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

64 Is lube required for nuance? Dental dam? A tarp?

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (wS90d)

65 >>>We had a co-worker get hired at Enron. She came back to give us a talk about how they were going to buy up excess bandwidth from companies and sell that to companies that needed more bandwidth. She was in the legal department, not IT so never explained exactly how this would work. The Biden admin is a lot like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (5HBd1)

Jen from the IT Crowd?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (QYPq3)

66 Is there any good news?

I did see one cute thing today. Coming up to a small canal, little signs on each side of the road said "ducklings crossing."

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (mn1Pi)

67 Lewis Carroll (1832--9

QUOTATION:"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean--neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master--that's all."

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (k8B25)

68 >>> Going to see Kurt Schlicter speak tomorrow night at the New York Young Republicans Club in Manhattan. I believe he is a friend of the blog.

well, he's my friend. I first met him in person at Breitbart's funeral. He's extremely kind to me.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (B3oWe)

69 We had a co-worker get hired at Enron. She came back to give us a talk about how they were going to buy up excess bandwidth from companies and sell that to companies that needed more bandwidth. She was in the legal department, not IT so never explained exactly how this would work. The Biden admin is a lot like that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

I imagine bandwidth comes in crates like eggs. Free range band width costs a little more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

70 63 It's just weird how everywhere you look and no matter what at, they want you to agree there is five lights.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (J5Lmc)

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You only see five lights?

I see six.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

71 What will be the codeword for "recession" once GlobalMonsterTech bans it in a couple of weeks? Econopox?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (DTX3h)

72 >>>Did you know he's written books?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

i think he makes a lot of money on those

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (B3oWe)

73 I've been in this bar for an hour and no one has bought me a drink. I'm going to show a little leg........

Posted by: ADMIRAL LEVINE at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (z9V4B)

74 12 This is the idiocy of names. Merely because you think you control the language that people use, that you somehow control their experience of reality. (...)

Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's worked on a lot of people who are supposedly right-leaning. I was surprised how many people are using they/their when it's unnecessary. Even occasionally Tucker Carlson, who is old enough to have learned how to use gender-neutral constructions.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (/+bwe)

75 The left is redefining the language on a daily basis just like orwell predicted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (bVYXr)

76 68 >>> Going to see Kurt Schlicter speak tomorrow night at the New York Young Republicans Club in Manhattan. I believe he is a friend of the blog.

well, he's my friend. I first met him in person at Breitbart's funeral. He's extremely kind to me.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (B3oWe)

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He is also fairly cruel, but cruel like a school bully.

Ace is cruel like the sea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

77 The first rule of Recession Club...

Posted by: 29Victor at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (BJKQV)

78 well, he's my friend. I first met him in person at Breitbart's funeral. He's extremely kind to me.
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Give him our regards, Ace.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (XHZzR)

79 I'll ask the empty storefronts in some pretty well off areas of suburban LA if they are in a recession.

There are a lot of them these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (eoQWY)

80 35 The media has the credibility of a syphilitic hyena.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2022 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
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Ooh that hurts! On top of Monkeypox! Ooh.

Posted by: Ciampino -- seen a rabid hyena but never checked the rear end at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (qfLjt)

81 68 well, he's my friend. I first met him in person at Breitbart's funeral. He's extremely kind to me.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM

So if I get a chance to talk with him I can drop your name without repercussions. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (WsJuq)

82 73 Seriously what's really odd to me (although none of their lies are odd to me anymore) is the implication that sure it's "technically" a recession, but only by very specific pedantic OCD definition - and that the dreadful feeling that accompanies smothering economic contraction and catastrophic failure of a country isn't staring every person in the face 24/8/366.

the economy is find if you believe hard enough

Posted by: tinkerbiden at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (oY6Yp)

83 71 What will be the codeword for "recession" once GlobalMonsterTech bans it in a couple of weeks? Econopox?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (DTX3h)

Putin's contraction

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (2M1CH)

84 59 Paul Krugman became famous as an economist. But he's pissed away every drop of credibility with his hyperpartisan imbecility. I don't understand that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

Allow me to explain:

https://is.gd/5A8vdR

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (PiwSw)

85 59 Paul Krugman became famous as an economist. But he's pissed away every drop of credibility with his hyperpartisan imbecility. I don't understand that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

If God did not exist Man would have to create him. Leftards are godless, and thus made Government their god, and leftism is their religion. This is the context to their resistance to facts and apparent reality.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (QSjkU)

86 They lie because they get away with it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (IEa8U)

87 81 So if I get a chance to talk with him I can drop your name without repercussions. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (WsJuq)

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Kurt only knows ace by his real name:

Ebenezer Poindexter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

88 I don't know why we aren't calling them recession deniers and saying they don't believe in math.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (UuD2k)

89 Joe released another 20-million gallons from the strategic reserve. No word on how much was bought buy the Chinese connected to Hunter and co.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (yikp0)

90 "I don't think any of us are trying to convince anyone that their feelings about the economy are wrong," Jared Bernstein, a member of the Council of Economic Advisers and one of Biden's longest-serving aides, said in an interview. "What we are trying to do is explain things in a much ~~more nuanced~~ less honest way than most people are getting from the daily news flow."
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Fixed it for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (WWh8n)

91 We had a co-worker get hired at Enron. She came back to give us a talk about how they were going to buy up excess bandwidth from companies and sell that to companies that needed more bandwidth. She was in the legal department, not IT so never explained exactly how this would work. The Biden admin is a lot like that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at

Working at an Enron subsidiary during Enron's fall I can tell you horror stories.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (u9Awk)

92 >Well, we had a ralley today cuz Big Government is giving Big Money to Big Tech Chip Makers. Its all on the credit card so the little people are on the hook. Joe Biden provides Manna from Heaven.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 03:49 PM (XHZzR)

Ah, so the Buy Paul Pelosi Another Napa Estate bill passed, eh?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (WKev+)

93 70 63 It's just weird how everywhere you look and no matter what at, they want you to agree there is five lights.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (J5Lmc)

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You only see five lights?

I see six.

i see 34. there's a rule about it.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (oY6Yp)

94 87 81 So if I get a chance to talk with him I can drop your name without repercussions. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (WsJuq)

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Kurt only knows ace by his real name:

Ebenezer Poindexter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

Thought his name was Wicket Warrick.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)

95 The Left is all in on their magical thinking. I've said it many times before. They simply have NO GRASP of reality and all it entails.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (K5n5d)

It isn't that they don't know reality, they just hate it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

96 It's worked on a lot of people who are supposedly right-leaning. I was surprised how many people are using they/their when it's unnecessary. Even occasionally Tucker Carlson, who is old enough to have learned how to use gender-neutral constructions.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM (/+bwe)

Look how many people on this very blog capitalize "black".

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

97
well, he's my friend. I first met him in person at Breitbart's funeral. He's extremely kind to me.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (B3oWe)

Well, you guys DO seem brothers in cruelty and snark.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

98 >>>Ace is cruel like the sea.

haha. I put in a joke yesterday that I deleted. I said something really nasty about some cow, maybe Samatha Bee and her scoliosis face, I forget, and then I wrote "Hat tip Victor Davis Hanson."

Which was totally made up. He obviously comes to me for the cruelty, he doesn't send me cruelty tips.

I thought that was funny but I also thought it might get him into trouble or piss him off so I deleted it.

It was a tough one to delete, though.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (B3oWe)

99 And no jobs have in fact been "created" -- we're still well short of Trump's employment peak, and way, way short of the jobs we'd need to equal Trump's jobs peak plus population growth.
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Yup. Of the great lies of this era is on jobs. "Up from the trough" does not mean "exceeds the prior peak." Up is up and up is good, but it ain't nearly where we *were* before the global expert class blew up the world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (WWh8n)

100 the left had best be gettin busy on redefining "total collapse"

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (us2H3)

101 OFF sock....

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Maybe if we had another lockdown for nine months we could suspend the definition of recession for the emergency, and then restart the counter so we could only count "new jobs" from that reopening.
It's pure gold, you know. Nothing but victory and success in that proposal.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (xhaym)

103 >Did you guys see that article on Twitchy that Californians who work remote (mostly lefties no doubt) are working in Mexico City to escape Biden-flation?

The Mexicans are upset because all the foreigners are driving up the cost of everything, and many of them can't speak Spanish. I imagine traffic is worse too.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at July 27, 2022 03:51 PM (uWF4x)

Mexicans getting Californicated just like my home state proves that God does indeed have a wicked sense of irony.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (WKev+)

104 98 Which was totally made up. He obviously comes to me for the cruelty, he doesn't send me cruelty tips.

I thought that was funny but I also thought it might get him into trouble or piss him off so I deleted it.

It was a tough one to delete, though.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (B3oWe)

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He is a cruelty gourmand. He knows the best spots in town, but he could never be the chef.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

105 The Biden Junta is a sick joke. Or maybe the Matrix is trolling us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (5qR8o)

106 69 I imagine bandwidth comes in crates like eggs. Free range band width costs a little more.

the switch to organic bandwidth brought down the network of sri lanka.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (oY6Yp)

107 The Dims have but one tool in their toolbag: lying. The same goes for the tools known as Ass.Press. If a better definition of recession is to be honestly derived, it would be based upon GDP after adjustment for inflation. By that measure, the recession started early in 2022. No amount of yammering about the definition "that counts" by those propagandists can fix what Xiden's crew/puppeteers has broken.

Posted by: Larry Brasfield at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (MEbyK)

108 "Momma, you're alive!"

"Old people, you have to reassure them."

Posted by: The Fool at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (1dzqn)

109 Paul Krugman became famous as an economist. But he's pissed away every drop of credibility with his hyperpartisan imbecility. I don't understand that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

I couldn't believe that the Big Lie Media would squander their only asset, credibility, by becoming so partisan. But then I also didn't believe a new, giant lined like the Titanic could sink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)

110 Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo

Jimmy Carter is thankful Biden was elected.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2022 03:54 PM (2M1CH)

Carter 2: Homoerotic Buggeroo.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (U3uv2)

111 The Biden administration is begging the media to spin this all in a positive light since this could have an impact on the midterms.
Dems are saying the new polls are tightening up and the red wave is fizzling out.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

112 Schlicter seems like a good egg and knows which way is up.

I think I was slightly cruel with Ann Barnhardt when she posted here and called Ace out and I still feel a little bad about that.

Especially because I think she posted one of my memes and I'm obviously really no good at this politicking stuff. I think she was maybe just trying to be helpful but it was exasperated in tone and annoyed me.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (xP7am)

113 Politico reports the Biden Disaster is "arm-twisting" all of their allies and sycophants to "fortify the election" one more time.

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Mark Zuckerberg is pasty white, exhausted after an ass play session with numerous gerbils, and has several billion dollars burning a hole in his panties!

I mean, who's going to stop him & them?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (BEFG1)

114 Kabuki. They are going to fudge the numbers and show a gain. This is just the set-up.

Biden needs a "See, I told ya" moment. And, the government career hacks are going to give it to him (adjust quietly for accuracy down the road).

Posted by: Orson at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (RdhOe)

115 The AP does realize that 2 quarters is 6 months, right?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (h3Lfd)

116 Haha. "Ass.Press".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (UuD2k)

117 >>>the switch to organic bandwidth brought down the network of sri lanka.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 27, 2022 04:01 PM (oY6Yp)

Most of us should be getting our bandwidth from the Saturday Farmers' Market.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (QYPq3)

118 Jared Bernstein, a member of the Council of Economic Advisers and one of Biden's longest-serving aides, said in an interview. "What we are trying to do is explain things in a much more nuanced way than most people are getting from the daily news flow."

Explain things in a more nuanced way = lying our banshee asses off.

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (oiNtH)

119 Palace Guards, Assemble! Biden Rallies His Media Praetorian to Push His "There Is No Recession Unless We Admit There's One" Propaganda Strategy
__________________

"And We Ain't Gonna Admit There's One, Not in This Life."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

120 It isn't that they don't know reality, they just hate it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (eoQWY)
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I'm firmly convinced that they are physically and mentally incapable of comprehending it. To the Left, reality is a Lovecraftian horror that defies their understanding. To fully perceive it warps their brains, leaving them gibbering in terror at what they see.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (K5n5d)

121 115 The AP does realize that 2 quarters is 6 months, right?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (h3Lfd)

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"Incorrect, it's..."
*looks up change calculator on Google, gets distracted by cat memes for 45 minutes, returns to original task*
"Fifty cents."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

122 Total economic and societal fail is exactly what the junta wants. Behind the curtains the Kalorama and Davos cartels are celebrating.

Everything is going according to plan.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (Qhnrt)

123 I thought Ace and VDH had a fight when Ace said something like "Nice tits" to VDH in an elevator at CPAC or something???

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

124 Most of us should be getting our bandwidth from the Saturday Farmers' Market.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (QYPq3)
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Only if it's organic...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (K5n5d)

125 Haha. "Ass.Press".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (UuD2k)

"Ass.Pull"

- - Curly Stooge

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

126 As Dave Harsanyi pointed out yesterday, the definition of a "recession" is only a little wobbly because the two-quarters-of-negative-growth is underinclusive. That is, you can have a recession even if you don't have two quarters of negative growth. For example, you can have a quarter of tiny, tiny growth -- say, 0.1% -- and then negative growth, and they'll say that's a recession.
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"Bouncing around zero for a while, bracketed by negatives" is a more subtle problem to try to define, which is why we have rules about it. Is -0.1 and 0 and then +0.1 and then 0 a recession? Not really, it's stagnation. But we have rules so that we can call things the same words over time and check how we're doing. The rule won't make sense in all circumstances, but it will make sense in most circumstances. That's how rules work.

And this is a damned recession in fact, as well as by rule. But they can play any word games they want and it won't change the reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (WWh8n)

127 TFW you're Gen X and you get a recession in your 20s, 30s, and 40s that the government contributed to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (44ww/)

128 He is also fairly cruel, but cruel like a school bully.

Ace is cruel like the sea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 03:57 PM

My understanding is that Ace and the CoBs have been meeting over the last week to hash out Commentator grades for the quarter, so your attempt to influence your rating positively is probably too late.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

129 Jared Bernstein, a member of the Council of Economic Advisers and one of Biden's longest-serving aides, said in an interview. "What we are trying to do is explain things in a much more nuanced way than most people are getting from the daily news flow."
____________

Another member of the Council of Economic Advisers, Maxwell Smart: "Would you believe ...?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

130 I could move to Mexico and save some $, but the truth is the cartels run everything, the Mexican government only controls about 20% of the geography. The cops are corrupt, the judges too. I could never drive there, too many staged "accidents".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (jTmQV)

131 123 I thought Ace and VDH had a fight when Ace said something like "Nice tits" to VDH in an elevator at CPAC or something???
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

That would be rude. The polite greeting is, "Nice package."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (UuD2k)

132 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven

That's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (h3Lfd)

133 There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe Ace thinks this is Biden's fault also.
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I bet you think its all Putin's fault don't you? Don't you?

Damn that Putin for gleefully forcing americans into a zero carbon economy, and chuckling about it on Foxbusiness or CNBC. Oh wait those were BIden's cabinet members.

Posted by: How much are you getting paid for this? at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (ge+Xw)

134 You're shrinking. And, You're taking your mincing economic reports with you......
--- Bullet Tooth Tony, Council of Economic Advisors

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (8H/2l)

135 The Stock Market, like everything else today, is a total fraud and a rigged game.

Put your money in a mattress.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (G87iV)

136 Words mean what I want them to mean. Nothing more, nothing less.

- Every leftist ever

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (fI5MT)

137 128 My understanding is that Ace and the CoBs have been meeting over the last week to hash out Commentator grades for the quarter, so your attempt to influence your rating positively is probably too late.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

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I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never get my own keys to the kingdom.

I'm just gonna have some fun as Open Blogger as long as ace tolerates me. Gotta keep him tolerating me, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

138 It was a tough one to delete, though.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (B3oWe)

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I fully respect practicing responsible cruelty.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (TNyrE)

139
Paul the troll thinks he is acier than ace. Fking dumbass.

Posted by: four seasons at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (PisyI)

140 I thought Ace was John J. Jinglehiemer Schmidt

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (k8B25)

141 democrat doth protest too much.
Fucking evil ghoul demons.

Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (jV+aN)

142 RuPaul the troll is back?

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (xP7am)

143 The FJB administration central tactic is to fabricate or redefine reality and then go on the attack relentlessly over anything and everything if they think it gives them an advantage or expands their political power. Two quarters of negative growth a recession? Nah, a recession is complicated, like defining who is a woman, nobody really knows or is qualified to know.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (1IRGY)

144 My understanding is that Ace and the CoBs have been meeting over the last week to hash out Commentator grades for the quarter, so your attempt to influence your rating positively is probably too late.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

The AoSHQ is filled with collegial, collaborative, and respectful posters who do critically important work every day. I am immensely proud to comment here.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, trying for last-minute Extra Credit at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

145 I'm thinking that Biden's Council of Economics Advisors are pretty much a bunch of screwups and losers responsible for giving Biden terrible advice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (UuD2k)

146 115 The AP does realize that 2 quarters is 6 months, right?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (h3Lfd)
___________

But what if 2 quarters identifies as 60 months, huh? What then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

147 the left had best be gettin busy on redefining "total collapse"
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (us2H3)
.......

Those are not bank runs, they're Bank Parties!

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

148 Did you guys see that article on Twitchy that Californians who work remote (mostly lefties no doubt) are working in Mexico City to escape Biden-flation?

The Mexicans are upset because all the foreigners are driving up the cost of everything, and many of them can't speak Spanish. I imagine traffic is worse too.

The funniest part of that is the lefties trying to say that that's bad but we should let in everyone from other countries.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)

149 "I don't think any of us are trying to convince anyone that their feelings about the economy are wrong," Jared Bernstein, a member of the Council of Economic Advisers and one of Biden's longest-serving aides, said in an interview. "What we are trying to do is explain things in a much more nuanced way than most people are getting from the daily news flow."
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Feelings? Feelings got nothing to do with the ability to put gasoline in the tank and groceries on the table. Anger is the end result, not the process by which one reaches the conclusion the current administration is peopled with satanic idiots.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (5pTK/)

150 added a little more

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (B3oWe)

151 The Mexicans are upset because all the foreigners

The Mexicans are upset because all the foreigners, you say? Well, fuck them. Fuck their ancestors. Fuck their their filthy get too. And while we're at it, fuck their pets, all of them, right down to the last goldfish. The Mexicans are tired of all the foreigners!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (KFhLj)

152 men are women

women are men

diversity is strength

a recession is whatever we say it is

2+2 = 5

Posted by: brak at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (j5Tg0)

153 147 the left had best be gettin busy on redefining "total collapse"
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (us2H3)
.......

Those are not bank runs, they're Bank Parties!
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

Banking Appreciation Events!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (b2nrj)

154 I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never get my own keys to the kingdom.

I'm just gonna have some fun as Open Blogger as long as ace tolerates me. Gotta keep him tolerating me, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
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I think I'm still a "probie" (probationary COB), so I try to be relatively careful and not say anything too outlandish...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (K5n5d)

155 I like the word shrinkage, because that is what the economy is doing, shrinking.

The word recession is coming into play because the economy is receding from its former growth (of which the most recent growth is just recovery from government mandated lockdowns).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (KwBmy)

156 69
I imagine bandwidth comes in crates like eggs. Free range band width costs a little more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)
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We have Brown eggs and White eggs.
We have Dark Fiber and Light Fiber.
Are these things racyss?

Posted by: Ciampino -color me dazzling ..... at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (qfLjt)

157 132 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven

That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM (h3Lfd)

Hey, that's MY line!

Posted by: Lisa Loopner at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (PiwSw)

158 I thought Ace and VDH had a fight when Ace said something like "Nice tits" to VDH in an elevator at CPAC or something???
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VDH started it by saying that Ace should have at least had his shoes shined before attending the banquet.

Posted by: That merely whetted VDH's appetite for the main course at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (dFm+4)

159 The AP does realize that 2 quarters is 6 months, right?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:02 PM (h3Lfd)
___________

But what if 2 quarters identifies as 60 months, huh? What then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

They will change it to mean a quarter equals one year since Biden is president for 4 years. 4 Quarters of one presidency.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

160 154 I think I'm still a "probie" (probationary COB), so I try to be relatively careful and not say anything too outlandish...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (K5n5d)

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What are your opinions on long bows in chili?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

161 "It's not a recession unless it's from the Recession region of France otherwise it's just sparkling misery."

Posted by: Lee Also at July 27, 2022 04:08 PM (YPgjG)

162 I thought Ace was John J. Jinglehiemer Schmidt

... of Ulm.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:08 PM (yikp0)

163 >>>There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe Ace thinks this is Biden's fault also.

Do keep up, douchebag. We can GAF about Europe. We're talking about America. Europe is a blip on the radar, economically, and they typically follow America into the abyss and back out, if I were to suppose.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (U3uv2)

164 Did you guys see that article on Twitchy that Californians who work remote (mostly lefties no doubt) are working in Mexico City to escape Biden-flation?

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PLOT TWIST: Mexicans complain of American immigrants taking over neighborhoods in Mexico City

https://bit.ly/3zcbKWW

Them and their Wonder Bread and Jello!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (FVME7)

165 OK, they win. I'll call it a Depression. Happy?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (TgBWG)

166 What are your opinions on long bows in chili?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
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Too stringy!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (K5n5d)

167 163 >>>There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe Ace thinks this is Biden's fault also.

Do keep up, douchebag. We can GAF about Europe. We're talking about America. Europe is a blip on the radar, economically, and they typically follow America into the abyss and back out, if I were to suppose.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (U3uv2)

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It really is an indictment of the entire elite, the ones across the globe that fought Trump tooth and nail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

168 Inflation is Freedom
Economic Growth is Slavery

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (cizJL)

169 We only have recessions when there is a Republican Administration.

Remember the Trump recession? The Bush recession? The Reagan recession?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

170 Them and their Wonder Bread and Jello!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

For the win!

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (1IRGY)

171 I don't know why we aren't calling them recession deniers and saying they don't believe in math.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

IIRC, Math has been deemed racist. And maybe homophobic, too. But racist, for sure.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (tQL7r)

172 All the naming BS from Brandon the Pedophile and his America hating junta means, I think, the GDP shrinkage is going to be pretty bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (u4CEu)

173 If presidents can't affect anything, why does Paul even care who gets the post at all?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

174 Why do you hate Mexican goldfish??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:10 PM (yikp0)

175
It really is an indictment of the entire elite, the ones across the globe that fought Trump tooth and nail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
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And also the reason the global elites were all to willing to help get rid of President Trump. They were afraid their own people might get uppity ideas.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (5pTK/)

176 Wow. Paul can read Ace's mind. Isn't that impressive?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 03:53 PM (QSjkU)
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Check out Paulie's hash. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (VhE0u)

177 Posted by: RuPaul at July 27, 2022 03:50 PM (acier)

Fuck off tranny

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (cizJL)

178 Good thing it's not what WH bss, it is what Wall Street says, and tech oligarchy says. And tech oligarchy is losing moneys, and experiencing a slowdown. They are the ones paying for pols like CNNs and others showing no one in Dem party wants bidet in 2024.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (3PcYn)

179 I thought Ace and VDH had a fight when Ace said something like "Nice tits" to VDH in an elevator at CPAC or something???
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

VDH dropped Ace with a single blow, and as the doors opened and he walked out, he glanced coldly and said "Laocoon son of Acoetes had aphorism, and look where it got him."

This is totally true and I will testify this third-hand account before the senate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (44ww/)

180 Paul Krugman became famous as an economist. But he's pissed away every drop of credibility with his hyperpartisan imbecility. I don't understand that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (VdGjU)

His fame was built in left-wing media. He was always agitating for left-wing or neoliberal causes. He didn't earn an audience from rigorous analysis, he gained a following by selling a fantasy that gave Democrats political cover.

Posted by: Sjg at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (gDSJf)

181 167 163 >>>There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe Ace thinks this is Biden's fault also.

Do keep up, douchebag. We can GAF about Europe. We're talking about America. Europe is a blip on the radar, economically, and they typically follow America into the abyss and back out, if I were to suppose.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (U3uv2)

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It really is an indictment of the entire elite, the ones across the globe that fought Trump tooth and nail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

You know which European country isn't in recession? Russia.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (b2nrj)

182 Sadly for the Pauls of the world, it turns out that countries actually still do exist in a meaningful way. The immediate prelude to this bullshit was the global expert class choosing to blow up the world over COVID. This did tremendous damage, including inflation and supply chain problems and production declines and unemployment. To that degree, it's a fair point - though an unsophisticated and simplistic one - to say that it isn't Biden's fault. Even without Biden, we'd have some of these bad effects and we'd definitely have higher than usual inflation.

But the countries are still real and starting last year, policies started diverging again like they should. And Biden's policies are dog shit and everyone knows it. Spend more. Print more. Borrow more. Restrict more. Produce less stuff. Produce less energy. Subsidize the inefficient and unreliable.

We'd be in rough shape regardless because of this government's (and most others) buying into the global expert class's unalloyed bullshit in the COVID response. That has to be paid for and recovered from, and it would suck regardless. But now we also have a petulant retard and his politburo doubling down on everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (WWh8n)

183 Nuance: two quarters of falling gdp is actually record growth because we are looking at other indicators, like skyrocketing prices.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Ou0EQ)

184 127 TFW you're Gen X and you get a recession in your 20s, 30s, and 40s that the government contributed to.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:04 PM

Double-take TFW you're Gen X and the recession is doing to your Roth what the dot-com crash did to your 401K.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (/+bwe)

185 If the EU has to cut NG usage by 15%, they're going to be in a lot more trouble than a rescission.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (UuD2k)

186 Pravda and Izvestia were ahead of their time.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 27, 2022 04:11 PM (I6rgD)

187 Paul,

I don't mean to be rude, and don't take this the wrong way, but your mother is a gigantic fat smelly gross whore and the closest she's ever come to eating a salad is my dirty poopsnizz.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (B3oWe)

188 The Biden economy is like my Johnson after swimming in freezing cold water.

Posted by: GEORGE COSTANZA at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (z9V4B)

189 The AoSHQ is filled with collegial, collaborative, and respectful posters who do critically important work every day. I am immensely proud to comment here.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, trying for last-minute Extra Credit at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (DRSnL)

190 We'll know if the results tomorrow are bad if they call it 'monkeypox'.

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (cY9wR)

191 "What we are trying to do is explain things in a much more nuanced way than most people are getting from the daily news flow."

*grabs man place*
I got your nuance right here, you deep state asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (anj39)

192 I thought Ace was John J. Jinglehiemer Schmidt

... of Ulm.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:08 PM

Ace is polymorphous. One instantiation is The Ghost of Endor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)

193 >>>There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe

not as high as the US!

Tell you grotesquely fat whore of a mother I can use a "cleaning" back there.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (B3oWe)

194 The Left is all in on their magical thinking. I've said it many times before. They simply have NO GRASP of reality and all it entails.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 03:55 PM (K5n5d)

I think there are two things here, one is propaganda, which requires THE MESSAGE to flood everything and that there be no credible counter arguments to show that resistance is futile.

The other is the belief in neuro-linguistic programming being able to change the actual world.

(Neurolinguistic programming uses stories like: The wassapoo tribe in central Nicaragua has no word for pain, so before Europeans conquered them culturally, when one of them would accidentally get his balls nailed to a tree, they would just be happy and cheerful while their family members alternately congratulated them and tried to invent a nail puller. Now contaminated with Western culture they just shriek in agony, and the fact they have access to nail-puller technology is a sad compensation for loss of Eden-like innocence)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (xhaym)

195 187 Paul,

I don't mean to be rude, and don't take this the wrong way, but your mother is a gigantic fat smelly gross whore and the closest she's ever come to eating a salad is my dirty poopsnizz.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (B3oWe)

=========

Things Winston Churchill probably said at dinner parties?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

196 They will change it to mean a quarter equals one year since Biden is president for 4 years. 4 Quarters of one presidency.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

That already makes more sense than anything those buffoons will concoct.

"Nuh-uh fuck you" is more their style of argumentation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (ogiEg)

197 My 64 ounce orange juice container has increased to 56 ounces. Biden is the best pretendent ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (u4CEu)

198 >>>The other is the belief in neuro-linguistic programming being able to change the actual world.

i used to watch Leverage, that shit works

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)

199 To that degree, it's a fair point -

Mannix
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Fairness went out the window the day they spied on our candidate for president, punished his friends and followers, and then lied about it for 7 years. Actually long before that.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (cizJL)

200 While no governor is perfect, Iowa's Governor Reynolds has been pretty reliably conservative, and has demolished Dems across the state. Some more good news:

Wednesday afternoon, Gov. Reynolds announced David May of the Iowa Court of Appeals would take the spot. May is the fifth justice Reynolds has named to the Iowa Supreme Court during her time as governor.

Now, all of Iowa’s seven Supreme Court justices have been appointed by Republican governors.

Posted by: Iowa Farm Boy at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (NCgXW)

201 Economists are the modern day equivalents of witches with chicken bones. Krugman fits.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (I6rgD)

202 Paul,

I don't mean to be rude, and don't take this the wrong way, but your mother is a gigantic fat smelly gross whore and the closest she's ever come to eating a salad is my dirty poopsnizz.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:12 PM (B3oWe)
++++
LOL

Also, let the poopsnizz vs. fartclam war begin!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:14 PM (WWh8n)

203 They want to call this a not-recession so when a depression occurs they can call that a recession and tell us we should be thankful it's not worse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 27, 2022 04:14 PM (Bd6X8)

204 200 Wednesday afternoon, Gov. Reynolds announced David May of the Iowa Court of Appeals would take the spot. May is the fifth justice Reynolds has named to the Iowa Supreme Court during her time as governor.

Now, all of Iowa’s seven Supreme Court justices have been appointed by Republican governors.
Posted by: Iowa Farm Boy at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (NCgXW)

========

I believe it was Iowa where Dave in Fla showed that even red states had serious election integrity issues statistically.

Maybe some lawsuits against leftist enclaves, no matter how small, would be advantageous when they take too long to count.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

205 There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe

not as high as the US!

Tell you grotesquely fat whore of a mother I can use a "cleaning" back there.
Posted by: ace

stuck to the fur again?

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (mn1Pi)

206 Fairness went out the window the day they spied on our candidate for president, punished his friends and followers, and then lied about it for 7 years. Actually long before that.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (cizJL)
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I completely agree. It might be a fair point if it stops there, but that doesn't mean it's worth listening to. Fairness? If you're a sinister, cheating, fraudster bastard - and they all are - then they can piss off with any demand for "fairness." I should have found a way to work that into my comment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (WWh8n)

207 Woe betide anyone who ace gets the cat claws into.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (cizJL)

208 They can call it whatever they want it doesn't change the fact that people are paying more for EVERYTHING right now and that's not going to change anytime soon. In fact, it will get much worse.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (nxdel)

209 The other is the belief in neuro-linguistic programming being able to change the actual world.

i used to watch Leverage, that shit works
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)
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That was the major plot point in Neal Stephenson's excellent cyberpunk dystopian novel Snow Crash. Hilariously dated in many ways, but also eerily prescient.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (K5n5d)

210 PLOT TWIST: ~~Mexicans~~ Breakfast Tacos complain of American immigrants taking over neighborhoods in Mexico City

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

211 Any one see where 1 electric bike catches fire every other day in NYC?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (rMHwO)

212 if you didn't watch leverage, the "Grifter" character, an attractive british woman, could essentially hypnotize anyone into doing whatever she wanted through charm, word choice, and strategic touching of the target to make him feel comforted and loved.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)

213 OT but I stood behind a woman who did great justice to her yoga but I since I didn't know her pronouns I felt uncomfortable with admiration, even from a distance.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (VdGjU)

214 Billie Bob sitting on his big truck's tailgate firing his shotgun...

A Ten! A Ten!

Posted by: micky at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (3byMq)

215 Hey look fat, just because you are about to lose your job, won't be able to afford your rent, and can't buy food doesn't make it a recession.

Also, have you thought about just eating bugs?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

216 "Not really a recession" is all we will hear from the MSM and leftist sources from now to election time. At least half of the county will buy it.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (AmoqO)

217 I have a BA and an MA in Econ from an elite university. It's a crap "science," just made-up theories, really. BUT the definition ofa recession IS 2 quarters of neg growth. Period.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (HMTci)

218 This is just a CONTINUATION OF THE TRUMP RECESSION

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (TJjL2)

219 My 64 ounce orange juice container has increased to 56 ounces. Biden is the best pretendent ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (u4CEu)

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It can now be considered Fun Size.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (TNyrE)

220 Also, let the poopsnizz vs. fartclam war begin!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:14 PM (WWh8n)

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VDH-Approved fartsnizz FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (BEFG1)

221 123 I thought Ace and VDH had a fight when Ace said something like "Nice tits" to VDH in an elevator at CPAC or something???
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

That was Pam Geller I believe. And she did have nice tits.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (QSjkU)

222 On WMAL this morning (DC) somebody used the term “recession-denial/denier.” That’s a good one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (atmen)

223 They want to rename it other than recession? How about "planned economic destruction".

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Qhnrt)

224 212 if you didn't watch leverage, the "Grifter" character, an attractive british woman, could essentially hypnotize anyone into doing whatever she wanted through charm, word choice, and strategic touching of the target to make him feel comforted and loved.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)

========

Did she learn it from Grifting 101 taught by Matt Berry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aBjVGQS9aE

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

225 I am having ROACH-Kabobs tonight ....... YUM...YUM....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (TJjL2)

226 Ebenezer Poindexter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Thought his name was Wicket Warrick.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Chad Winklefarb. It is known.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (IEa8U)

227 This busty brunette in a store doesn't care whether they call it a recession or a steak dinner or whatever else - she knows what "expensive and broken" looks like regardless of what they choose to call it:
https://is.gd/TZdN9n

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (WWh8n)

228 211 Any one see where 1 electric bike catches fire every other day in NYC?
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (rMHwO)

High voltage DC current is nothing for dumdums to be playing with.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (UuD2k)

229 If the EU has to cut NG usage by 15%, they're going to be in a lot more trouble than a rescission.
==
Its going to break up the EU. The member states will be every man for himself by Dec 21.

Trump warned their arrogant asses.

Posted by: Truth into chaos at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (T8tFz)

230 >>>Did she learn it from Grifting 101 taught by Matt Berry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aBjVGQS9aE

kind of a disappointing episode to be honest but still okay

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (B3oWe)

231 Breaking! BREAKING: Donald Trump is suing CNN for "repeated defamatory statements," says he will "be commencing actions" against other outlets

https://bit.ly/3BqDzNN

-
Maybe he can win Don LeMon for a lawn jockey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (FVME7)

232 They can call it whatever they want it doesn't change the fact that people are paying more for EVERYTHING right now and that's not going to change anytime soon. In fact, it will get much worse.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (nxdel)

And apparently maxing out credit cards to pay for things. Which will totally end well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (DRSnL)

233 Any one see where 1 electric bike catches fire every other day in NYC?
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (rMHwO)

Jeez.

Must be nothing left of it by now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (ogiEg)

234 The other is the belief in neuro-linguistic programming being able to change the actual world.

How many legs does a dog have if you call a tail a leg?

Answer: 4

And yes that is "transphobic", "homophobic", and probably "white supremacist"...but it is still true.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (ESjRY)

235 Isn't Ace's real name Larry?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (XHZzR)

236 5 Biden offers Russian arms dealer and.... a few others, for some basketball player.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2022 03:47 PM (3PcYn)

Yeah Nicholas Cage played him in a movie I think it was Lord of War

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (dKiJG)

237 Have the cash register montages started yet, or is that October?

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (cizJL)

238 That was Pam Geller I believe. And she did have nice tits.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (QSjkU)

She carries birds around with her on elevators? Weird.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

239 211 Any one see where 1 electric bike catches fire every other day in NYC?
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (rMHwO)

Might be time to retire that particular bike.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (bowfr)

240 The Daily Daddario is so embarrassed by this nonsense that she must cover her face:

https://tinyurl.com/4bvpyj5e

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

241 “Poopsnizz?”

What did I miss?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (atmen)

242 There is a recession going on and high inflation also all over Europe. Ace thinks this is Biden's fault also Posted by: Paul

Before I get on to vetting if you are qualified to discuss what defines a recession I need to know if you are a biologist.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 27, 2022 04:18 PM (1IRGY)

243 I have a BA and an MA in Econ from an elite university.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM

Sistx hermanx!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

244 I thought Ace and VDH had a fight when Ace said something like "Nice tits" to VDH in an elevator at CPAC or something???
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 27, 2022 04:03 PM (yikp0)

That was Pam Geller I believe. And she did have nice tits.
==
But she did knock him out with one blow. Did not talk smack in greek after.

Posted by: I heard this from my cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (T8tFz)

245 Statement by Donald J. Trump,
45th President of the United
States of America

I have notified CNN of my intent to file a lawsuit
over their repeated defamatory statements against
me. I will also be commencing actions against
other media outlets who have defamed me and
defrauded the public regarding the overwhelming
evidence of fraud throughout the 2020 Election.
will never stop fighting for the truth and for the
future of our Country!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

246 233 Any one see where 1 electric bike catches fire every other day in NYC?
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (rMHwO)
---------------
A sheetrock screw to the battery could probably do this.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (XHZzR)

247 If you call a recession a recession, you ain't black!

Word as a tree stump.

Posted by: Delaware's Own Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (cY9wR)

248 if you didn't watch leverage, the "Grifter" character, an attractive british woman, could essentially hypnotize anyone into doing whatever she wanted through charm, word choice, and strategic touching of the target to make him feel comforted and loved.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)
---
The Bene Gesserit in Dune did the exact same thing...

Yes, you can use a combination of many different techniques to essentially mind-control a single individual.

A different combination is necessary to control the masses, usually involving gaslighting, propaganda, and rhetoric, among others...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (K5n5d)

249 And apparently maxing out credit cards to pay for things. Which will totally end well.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (DRSnL)
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And will probably end next month. Revolving credit usage is going to tap out in August, probably, for most people. Then people have to stop saying, "ow, ow, ow, just charge it" in response to inflation. After that comes screams of pain while they cut consumption as low as they can manage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (WWh8n)

250 Look how many people on this very blog capitalize "black".
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

What pisses me off is that no one capitalizes cardinal directions, or the name of seasons.

South is South, Summer is Summer. Rules are important.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (xhaym)

251 The "worst economy in 50 years!" lie that got Clinton elected was 5 times better than today's economy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (5VAUf)

252 New Orleans has a public, pay bike system. Not electric, just pedal bikes. You paid to take them off a rack and then were supposed to bring them back.

They all disappeared in under a month.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (UuD2k)

253 This busty brunette in a store doesn't care whether they call it a recession or a steak dinner or whatever else - she knows what "expensive and broken" looks like regardless of what they choose to call it:
https://is.gd/TZdN9n

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (WWh8n)

She likes Deez Nuts.

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (U3uv2)

254 248 A different combination is necessary to control the masses, usually involving gaslighting, propaganda, and rhetoric, among others...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (K5n5d)

==========

How about small hits of dopamine when people accomplish stupid, meaningless tasks on a screen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

255 Sistx hermanx!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

I said elite.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (HMTci)

256 "Not really a recession" is all we will hear from the MSM and leftist sources from now to election time.

-
And Whoopsie is not really fat, ugly, and stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)

257 Vote for $6 gas

Vote for starving babies.

Vote for food shortages .

Vote Democrat!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (C2QwQ)

258 Yo ...

Joy Behar told her co-hosts Wednesday on ABC’s “The View” that she has not seen a “smoking gun” during the January 6 hearings, so she believes former President Donald Trump will not be prosecuted.

Behar said, “I don’t know. I mean, you know, there was a report today in The Washington Post by, what is her name? Carol Leonnig she broke the story, and Lester Holt said it could cause a disruption in the country, and Merrick Garland said, that’s not my problem. My problem is to bring people to justice if they’re guilty. Okay, good. On the other hand, they say it’s a very high bar to prosecute a sitting president or a former president. It’s never been done before. It’s a very, very high bar. But if Merrick Garland is saying no one is above the law, then what does the high bar mean? The whole thing is very confusing, and it makes me insecure about whether this will actually happen for Trump. The high bar, yes, and he’s definitely out to prove he did something wrong, but, again, they say that we’ve never seen this before. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

259 Did she learn it from Grifting 101 taught by Matt Berry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aBjVGQS9aE
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

I love Matt Berry so much.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (DRSnL)

260 Ace, are you familiar with Black Books, the British TV show?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

261 To celebrate the non-declaration of our undeclared recession, I'm going out on the deck and smoke a cigar.

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (0IeYL)

262 Alice in wonderland type stuff, what they're doing to the language.
Words mean what we say they mean when we say them, and they'll mean something else under the same conditions.

We're through the looking glass, we are

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (MFphb)

263 Fairness went out the window the day they spied on our candidate for president, punished his friends and followers, and then lied about it for 7 years. Actually long before that.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (cizJL)

I use this logic regarding 'civility,' too. Civility? No. Fuck yourself. I didn't want a world where people could lose their jobs for social 'errors.' Hell, I argued that moral character mattered in a President. The Left won all those battles. Fine. Here's President Trump, shoving it up your asses.

They keep saying 'be polite, be civil, keep a calm demeanor.'

No. You Leftist fucks have killed any hope of civility.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (fI5MT)

264 31 Remember,I'm a girl if you believe I'm a girl.
Posted by: ADMIRAL LEVINE
_____________

I don't believe you're a girl, but I do believe you're an asshole, so guess what that makes you?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (MvHI3)

265 The Junta six months from now:

"Look, a year of negative GDP does not automatically mean our economy is in a recession, let alone a depression. A survey of all the important economic indicators still shows that over the past 12 months, the US produced more frozen breakfast tacos than Uzbekistan did in the same period. This clearly indicates the Biden Economy is strong and not in decline."

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (AMIL/)

266 How about small hits of dopamine when people accomplish stupid, meaningless tasks on a screen?
==
Twitter

Facebook

this place

*pay attention to me*

Posted by: I resemble that remark at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (T8tFz)

267 The Bene Gesserit in Dune did the exact same thing...

Yes, you can use a combination of many different techniques to essentially mind-control a single individual.

A different combination is necessary to control the masses, usually involving gaslighting, propaganda, and rhetoric, among others...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (K5n5d)

The CIA wasted tons of money on mind controll and and conditioning studies and they were nev

Biden is the greatest president ever!
Biden is the greatest president ever!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (UuD2k)

268 New Orleans has a public, pay bike system. Not electric, just pedal bikes. You paid to take them off a rack and then were supposed to bring them back.

They all disappeared in under a month.

it was those darned Episcopalians again

Posted by: brak at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (j5Tg0)

269 232 They can call it whatever they want it doesn't change the fact that people are paying more for EVERYTHING right now and that's not going to change anytime soon. In fact, it will get much worse.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM

Gas went down locally because people are not driving or boating. A friend and I visited some area lighthouses last weekend. The traffic was extremely low despite great weather. Fishing boats and freighters were on the water, but very few pleasure crafts.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (/+bwe)

270 Beautiful British women > Bene Gesserit

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (44ww/)

271 This busty brunette in a store doesn't care whether they call it a recession or a steak dinner or whatever else - she knows what "expensive and broken" looks like regardless of what they choose to call it:
https://is.gd/TZdN9n
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (WWh8n)
.......

Somehow, I don't see her ever having to worry about money.
I'll buy her peanuts any day.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

272 Co-host Sunny Hostin asked, “You don’t believe that he’ll be prosecuted?”

Behar said, “No, I don’t.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

273 >>>And Whoopsie is not really fat, ugly, and stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)

My morning routine.

Posted by: Ted Danson at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (QYPq3)

274 Trump is a good offense /best defense kind of guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (FVME7)

275 248 A different combination is necessary to control the masses, usually involving gaslighting, propaganda, and rhetoric, among others...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (K5n5d)

==========

How about small hits of dopamine when people accomplish stupid, meaningless tasks on a screen?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
---
Social media is among the worst offenders when it comes to controlling the masses, as we are all well aware...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (K5n5d)

276 Seasons aren't capitalized, they're common not proper nouns. Cardinal directions aren't capitalized either unless referring to an area, like "Yankees live in the North, which is north of the South."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (HMTci)

277 272 Co-host Sunny Hostin asked, “You don’t believe that he’ll be prosecuted?”

Behar said, “No, I don’t.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

=========

Behar was dumb enough to think that Congress was going to find evidence that the DOJ couldn't?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

278 I thought she had to , you know, charge to be a whore?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (rMHwO)

279
Put your money in a mattress.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (G87iV)

You haven't quite got the thing about inflation, have you.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (xhaym)

280 To celebrate the non-declaration of our undeclared recession, I'm going out on the deck and smoke a cigar.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM

And some celebratory treats and belly rubs while we showrun our upcoming season of high-velocity and tightly-grouped episodes?

Posted by: Weasel Dog at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (a3Q+t)

281 Knowing VDH's love of the classics, maybe he was pissed off when ace did NOT compliment his ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (diceA)

282 And will probably end next month. Revolving credit usage is going to tap out in August, probably, for most people. Then people have to stop saying, "ow, ow, ow, just charge it" in response to inflation. After that comes screams of pain while they cut consumption as low as they can manage.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:19 PM (WWh8n)

I've owned a business since 1992 and over the years I've observed that a leading indicator of recession is when the number of unsolicited business credit card applications I receive increases. They started to increase shortly after Biden took office and are still going strong. Expect there is a lot of money to be made when a credit card is maxed out and you can only afford to pay the interest charge every month.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (bowfr)

283 Fairness went out the window the day they spied on our candidate for president, punished his friends and followers, and then lied about it for 7 years. Actually long before that.
Posted by: ...
I use this logic regarding 'civility,' too. Civility? No. Fuck yourself. I didn't want a world where people could lose their jobs for social 'errors.' Hell, I argued that moral character mattered in a President. The Left won all those battles. Fine. Here's President Trump, shoving it up your asses.
They keep saying 'be polite, be civil, keep a calm demeanor.'
No. You Leftist fucks have killed any hope of civility.
==
Fairness and civility go first.

The rule of law has followed.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (HMKZ8)

284 I think the relevant question now is, what is the definition of a Depression, cuz it's coming.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

285 The workers in Mexico, do they have Kidnapping insurance? I could see the Cartel's storming Condo's and grabbing American's. I mean they do this with rehab's

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (dKiJG)

286 279
Put your money in a mattress.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (G87iV)

You haven't quite got the thing about inflation, have you.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (xhaym)

He could mean to stock up on mattresses as durable goods.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (b2nrj)

287 Any normal thinking, regular American knows the economy sucks. Add to that, inflation, out of control crime in the Blue Cities and all the CRT and trans propaganda and that feeling of economic dread and fear is all anyone needs to know that the so-called experts and economists are full of $hit.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (Ypbog)

288 JUST IN - Zuckerberg's Meta, aka Facebook, reports the first-ever revenue drop and misses on earnings.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

289 Seeing Senile Joe shuffling toward his end makes me think....

we need to set up a Moron Tontine.

The case for Tontines.
Everybody you know in your generation and family signs up and away you go. Or, in an all Moron and Ette Tontine, Morons and Ettes.
Then if you're the last one left...No sadness. it's an awesome moment!!!

Like winning the lottery. So, you can dance a jig on their graves while yelling "I won, mofos!" or wiggle your junk at their tombstones or pee on their graves. If they were someone you loved...well, leave flowers. Peeing would be inappropriate.
Then hell, you're 98 or whatever. So, you can send yourself off with an LSD and cocaine fueled hooker orgy weekend to be followed with a Viking funeral.
Sweet!!

Unfortunately, we naturalfakes are not long-lived. I'm probably getting my grave pissed on.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (5NkmN)

290 The CIA wasted tons of money on mind controll and and conditioning studies and they were nev

Biden is the greatest president ever!
Biden is the greatest president ever!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (UuD2k)
---
If advertising didn't work, nobody would do it. If spamming didn't work on some fraction of the gullible population, no one would do that, either. "You can fool some of the people all of the time."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (K5n5d)

291 284 I think the relevant question now is, what is the definition of a Depression, cuz it's coming.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

Easy

depression: (noun) the period after a Republican is elected

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (UuD2k)

292 JUST IN - Zuckerberg's Meta, aka Facebook, reports the first-ever revenue drop and misses on earnings.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

It's a start.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

293 Fairness and civility go first.

The rule of law has followed.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (HMKZ

I think that's a pretty reasonable assumption based on the facts at hand.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (fI5MT)

294 Math is like gender now. All the answers are correct.

Socialist nirvana.

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (Y274z)

295 261 To celebrate the non-declaration of our undeclared recession, I'm going out on the deck and smoke a cigar.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM (0IeYL)

This reminds me, if we descend into a Mad Max hellscape, the first thing I am stealing is several cartons of Camel Wides.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (diceA)

296 I think that both “Black” and “White” should be capitalized when used to refer to races. Terms referring to specific groups of people (however large those groups may be) get capitalized, like “European,” or “Baptist,” or “Oompah Loompah.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (atmen)

297 I do find 'Shaggy' amusing, so thanks for that, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV)

298 To celebrate the non-declaration of our undeclared recession, I'm going out on the deck and smoke a cigar.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM

But that 52 ring is now a 48.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (anj39)

299 292 JUST IN - Zuckerberg's Meta, aka Facebook, reports the first-ever revenue drop and misses on earnings.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

It's a start.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

Hey, it's not like any new loans they have to take out are suddenly more expensive than before, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

300 looks like regardless of what they choose to call it:
https://is.gd/TZdN9n

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (WWh8n)

What a figure. Wowza
She unfortunately looks sad and a little comical.
Her fake eyelashes are falling off

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM (MFphb)

301 288 JUST IN - Zuckerberg's Meta, aka Facebook, reports the first-ever revenue drop and misses on earnings.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

LOL.
How many earnings reports are they into their existence?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (diceA)

302 South American kidnappers often have a family contact that is in on it. I would not insure something if it creates the wrong incentives.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (44ww/)

303 depression: (noun) the period after a Republican is elected
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (UuD2k)

ah, truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (XvPQV)

304 f advertising didn't work, nobody would do it. If spamming didn't work on some fraction of the gullible population, no one would do that, either. "You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (K5n5d)

Pretty sure you can fool all of the left all of the time. Some will even let you put it in their fartclam.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (UuD2k)

305 Nashville has, or had, it's been a couple years... but they have these electric scooters you can ride around on. You use a credit card to get one off a charger and if for some reason it doesn't reappear elsewhere in the system in a prescribed amount of time you get billed for it.

They ain't cheap. And the charging stations used to be free for them, but now you need a credit card for those as well.

Generally, they're a menace on sidewalks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (BFigT)

306 the first thing I am stealing is several cartons of Camel Wides.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Be careful when you spell Kamala.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (StBu4)

307 Put your money in a mattress.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2022 04:05 PM (G87iV)

You haven't quite got the thing about inflation, have you.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (xhaym)

He could mean to stock up on mattresses as durable goods.
==
He's bullish on the mypillow guy. Obvs.

Posted by: Jim Cramer at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (zNS8z)

308 Maybe he can win Don LeMon for a lawn jockey.
___________

Why would Trump want that nasty thing anywhere near his nice lawn?

That pervert LeMon would probably be sticking his hand down his pants and then shoving his stinky fingers under the noses of the garden gnomes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (MvHI3)

309 Who you goin' believe, our institutionally enforced consensus position or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (IK4m/)

310 . It’s a very, very high bar. But if Merrick Garland is saying no one is above the law, then what does the high bar mean?

Hey Merrick ... No one is above the law... Remember that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (bs+z0)

311 This busty brunette in a store doesn't care whether they call it a recession or a steak dinner or whatever else - she knows what "expensive and broken" looks like regardless of what they choose to call it:
https://is.gd/TZdN9n
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:17 PM (WWh8n)

Killer body

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

312 So, is facebook in a recession?

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Seasons aren't capitalized, they're common not proper nouns. Cardinal directions aren't capitalized either unless referring to an area, like "Yankees live in the North, which is north of the South."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM

Capitalization is a tool of the heteropatriarchy to keep PoCs and ESLs down!

Posted by: Ketanji Smythe-Cloggenstein at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (a3Q+t)

314 To celebrate the non-declaration of our undeclared recession, I'm going out on the deck and smoke a cigar.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2022 04:21 PM

And some celebratory treats and belly rubs while we showrun our upcoming season of high-velocity and tightly-grouped episodes?
Posted by: Weasel Dog at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (a3Q+t)
*******
Pour yourself a Scotch.
It's National Scotch Day today.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (NpAcC)

315 >>> 288 JUST IN - Zuckerberg's Meta, aka Facebook, reports the first-ever revenue drop and misses on earnings.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (llON8)

316
"Look, a year of negative GDP does not automatically mean our economy is in a recession, let alone a depression. A survey of all the important economic indicators still shows that over the past 12 months, the US produced more frozen breakfast tacos than Uzbekistan did in the same period. This clearly indicates the Biden Economy is strong and not in decline."
Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (AMIL/)

Hot damn! I feel better already.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Qhnrt)

317 What's stopping them from passing out $600 checks?
I really want one.

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Y274z)

318 Seasons aren't capitalized, they're common not proper nouns. Cardinal directions aren't capitalized either unless referring to an area, like "Yankees live in the North, which is north of the South."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (HMTci)
++++
Directions are, however, capitalized when they're part of a regional description involving a proper noun. As in "Western Europe" or "Southwest Pacific" or "Southeastern Pennsylvania."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (WWh8n)

319
Killer body
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

I know, right?

Posted by: Trail of Dead Bodies at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Generally, they're a menace on sidewalks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (BFigT)

Austin has the same thing. They were all over the sidewalks, in storm drains, and I saw one in a river. I have no doubt that cars have run over a few.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (UuD2k)

321 318 Seasons aren't capitalized, they're common not proper nouns. Cardinal directions aren't capitalized either unless referring to an area, like "Yankees live in the North, which is north of the South."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM (HMTci)
++++
Directions are, however, capitalized when they're part of a regional description involving a proper noun. As in "Western Europe" or "Southwest Pacific" or "Southeastern Pennsylvania."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (WWh8n)

=======

We should just capitalize all Nouns like They did in olden Times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

322 We're through the looking glass, we are

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Quick fetch the vorpal sword so we can slay the Jabberwock, er recession.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (SdBwO)

323 Nashville has, or had, it's been a couple years... but they have these electric scooters you can ride around on. You use a credit card to get one off a charger and if for some reason it doesn't reappear elsewhere in the system in a prescribed amount of time you get billed for it.

They ain't cheap. And the charging stations used to be free for them, but now you need a credit card for those as well.

Generally, they're a menace on sidewalks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2022 04:27 PM (BFigT)

We have those here, but they don't have to be returned to a charger. They can be just dumped anywhere. And they are. Some people even throw them into the river.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (DRSnL)

324 And then I saw her. Her yoga pants held both cheeks in a firm but loving embrace, crying out for my attention.

I'm sorry, where am I?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (VdGjU)

325 322 We're through the looking glass, we are

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Quick fetch the vorpal sword so we can slay the Jabberwock, er recession.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (SdBwO)

=======

The day isn't very frabjous, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

326 A survey of all the important economic indicators still shows that over the past 12 months, the US produced more frozen breakfast tacos than Uzbekistan did in the same period. This clearly indicates the Biden Economy is strong and not in decline."
Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2022 04:22 PM (AMIL/)
---
And yet the Biden junta refuses to send out stimulus tacos to deserving Americans...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (K5n5d)

327
True Fact: Kurt Schlicter was the guest on the last AoS podcast

the funniest thing Schlicter has said recently was his description of mitt romney as "180 pounds of Miracle Whip stuffed in a $5000 suit"

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (ENBF0)

328 322 We're through the looking glass, we are

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Quick fetch the vorpal sword so we can slay the Jabberwock, er recession.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (SdBwO)

Do you have any idea how expensive vorpal swords are with all this inflation! +5s were never cheap!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)

329 Everybody you know in your generation and family signs up and away you go. Or, in an all Moron and Ette Tontine, Morons and Ettes.
Then if you're the last one left...No sadness. it's an awesome moment!!! ...
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2022 04:25 PM (5NkmN)
++++
I'm down. Given that this is a wide community, however, I think that age brackets are appropriate or it would be wildly unfair for older Hordelings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (WWh8n)

330 So Biden's ralley will be short lived thanks to Zuckerburg and his earnings. Good.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (XHZzR)

331 But that 52 ring is now a 48.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:26 PM

And the fourth round is now a 5.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (a3Q+t)

332 >>> 284 I think the relevant question now is, what is the definition of a Depression, cuz it's coming.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

A 'famine' is when the entire country has starved to death. We still have lots of residents!

Posted by: future White House press secretary at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (llON8)

333 We should just capitalize all Nouns like They did in olden Times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)
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German still does capitalize most nouns, I think....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (K5n5d)

334 331 Teste
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (lyuF5)

Good news, your teste stuck!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (UuD2k)

335 How about $10,000 checks for catching monkey pox?

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (Y274z)

336 Recession ? C'mon man.. Did you see how I licked covid.. Better than Trump !

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (bs+z0)

337 324 And then I saw her. Her yoga pants held both cheeks in a firm but loving embrace, crying out for my attention.

I'm sorry, where am I?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (VdGjU)

Continue to carry on with that and I expect the answer will be jail.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (bowfr)

338 334 331 Teste
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (lyuF5)

Good news, your teste stuck!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (UuD2k)

Nope. Upon further review, your teste is missing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:32 PM (UuD2k)

339 And yet the Biden junta refuses to send out stimulus tacos to deserving Americans...
==
Free tacos . . . and my love.

Posted by: President Business declares Taco Tuesdays at July 27, 2022 04:32 PM (dr4jO)

340 The day isn't very frabjous, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven

A little fibjous, perhaps.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2022 04:32 PM (SdBwO)

341 Teste
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (lyuF5)

Uh oh, what did you do?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:32 PM (DRSnL)

342 And then I saw her. Her yoga pants held both cheeks in a firm, butt-loving embrace, crying out for my attention.

I'm sorry, where am I?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (VdGjU)
++++
The implication can be changed while leaving the meaning essentially the same through three modest changes as indicated above.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2022 04:32 PM (WWh8n)

343 I'm late to the party, but I have to wonder: do these morons think that not CALLING it a recession does anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, to make people not hate this illegitimate regime and think the Democrats are the answer to the malaise, rather than the cause?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (sgWrL)

344 VOX Media Cuts Staff Due To "Current Economic Conditions"

But not a recession.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (UuD2k)

345 Teste
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (lyuF5)

Uh oh, what did you do?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:32 PM (DRSnL)

Missing teste? Maybe went off half-cocked.

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (U3uv2)

346 >>> 317 What's stopping them from passing out $600 checks?
I really want one.
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Y274z)

Why only $600? If they gave out checks for $1,000,000 we'd all be millionaires!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (llON8)

347 Can you imagine the abomination that would be the government taco? This is the entity that managed to ruin cheese.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (KFhLj)

348 Teste
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (lyuF5)

One ball ellipses.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Dems are playing with words. 24/7 365. Truth is for rubes. Watch the Lie Masters at work. Layers upon layers of "fact" checking replaced by panels upon panels of nitwit psyop experts pumping out the latest tranche of bullshit.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (6eRlp)

350 Do you have any idea how expensive vorpal swords are with all this inflation! +5s were never cheap!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)
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About 200,000 gold pieces (according to the U.S. Inflation Calculator)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (K5n5d)

351 344 VOX Media Cuts Staff Due To "Current Economic Conditions"

But not a recession.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (UuD2k)

Their appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (PiwSw)

352 >>>How about $10,000 checks for catching monkey pox?

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (Y274z)

Great idea!

Posted by: City of Palm Springs at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (QYPq3)

353 redridinghood I most certainly will this evening

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (k8B25)

354 Teste
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Adolf H. at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

355 Can you imagine the abomination that would be the government taco? This is the entity that managed to ruin cheese.
==
No imagination necessary. I give you the government taco

Kamala Harris. Totes free.

Posted by: President Business declares Taco Tuesdays at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (dr4jO)

356 VOX Media Cuts Staff Due To "Current Economic Conditions"

But not a recession.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (UuD2k)

And facebook misses earnings and is threatening firings. There is a silver lining to this.

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (U3uv2)

357 Can you imagine the abomination that would be the government taco? This is the entity that managed to ruin cheese.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (KFhLj)

Government taco: Twice the cost, half the size, 3 times more sadness

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)

358 After the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, there was a small, brief movement to get rid of capital letters in Russian because they were perceived as “lording it over” the lowercase letters, or something like that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (atmen)

359 i used to watch Leverage, that shit works
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)

Short term, yes, and in changing attitudes towards things I agree. Re-framing is a very successful way of conducting a negotiation, and a good way to get someone to change their life. It will have large effect in situations where there is no alternate opinion allowed and there is a need to agree to fit into a society, I will agree.

Long term it is hard to show effectiveness where someone's opinion is that up is down, or that this smoldering crater of an economy that has sucked all your savings away and you will be working until you are 82 is the best ever.
Though it can redirect who to blame. That has been going on for about 180 years or more.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (xhaym)

360 >>>How about $10,000 checks for catching monkey pox?

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (Y274z)

$5K for each kid.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (U3uv2)

361 After the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, there was a small, brief movement to get rid of capital letters in Russian because they were perceived as “lording it over” the lowercase letters, or something like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (atmen

Ace vs ace

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (M+Lyo)

362 Someone should pull up the old Obama "if we don't pass TARP!" jobs chart.
Then scratch over the dates with crayon and change it to, "if we don't pass BBB!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (PMwVR)

363 >>>This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Adolf H. at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Phew

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (QYPq3)

364 343 I'm late to the party, but I have to wonder: do these morons think that not CALLING it a recession does anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, to make people not hate this illegitimate regime and think the Democrats are the answer to the malaise, rather than the cause?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (sgWrL)

=========

I think it'll influence some mushy-headed persuadable voters. "I would think things were bad, but they say we're not in a recession."

I also think that if the media treated the economy like they would under Trump, it would influence a lot of LIVs.

However, it doesn't affect the underlying economic reality and the people's very real interactions with it. The media is keeping a few fingers in the dyke, but there are far more holes than they can plug with their fat fingers. So, it would be worse for Democrats if they weren't doing it, but it's still really bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

365 Job loses in US media spike during recessions.

US Media: "Ackshully, we're, like, not in a recession. Hold on, my boss is calling me, says it's urgent."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (UuD2k)

366 358 After the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, there was a small, brief movement to get rid of capital letters in Russian because they were perceived as “lording it over” the lowercase letters, or something like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (atmen)

that's hot.

Posted by: e.e cummings at July 27, 2022 04:37 PM (PiwSw)

367 Government taco: Twice the cost, half the size, 3 times more sadness
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)
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But 10x the government cheese!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 04:37 PM (K5n5d)

368 Can you imagine the abomination that would be the government taco? This is the entity that managed to ruin cheese.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (KFhLj)
.......

Maybe that's why they're letting all the Honduran tortilla vendors into the country... Gubmint Taco Trucks?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

369 365 Job loses in US media spike during recessions.

US Media: "Ackshully, we're, like, not in a recession. Hold on, my boss is calling me, says it's urgent."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 04:36 PM (UuD2k)

=========

"Shit...this just became a depression."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

370 ace, sorry, I have a deep distaste for neurolinguistic programming because it pretends to be a way of changing the objective world. I dislike the early promoters because they acted like it was a form of mind control.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (xhaym)

371 Totally unserious country - trading the Lord of War guy for a basketball player who hates us. Awesome.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (9Q7Y5)

372
That whore Sarah has got half my hashes banned
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (5zJFC)

Seems the one you have now is fitting, then.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I've owned a business since 1992 and over the years I've observed that a leading indicator of recession is when the number of unsolicited business credit card applications I receive increases. They started to increase shortly after Biden took office and are still going strong. Expect there is a lot of money to be made when a credit card is maxed out and you can only afford to pay the interest charge every month.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2022 04:24 PM

I noticed this, too.

Plus, there is a LOT more anxiety about credit card debt. My friend was telling me about the bank contacting her and her husband re: consolidating their debt under a low-interest loan. The deal-breaker was a $1K fee - ridiculous to them, but willingly paid by others.

On the sort-of good side, an acquaintance of mine said his wife announced she is doing a "no buy year." Meaning she's going to stop impulse-buying online.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (/+bwe)

374 Dems are saying the new polls are tightening up and the red wave is fizzling out.
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Nice. Dry up the fundraising for swing seats by convincing donors all is well.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (PMwVR)

375 ace, sorry, I have a deep distaste for neurolinguistic programming because it pretends to be a way of changing the objective world. I dislike the early promoters because they acted like it was a form of mind control.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (xhaym)

Do the chickens have large talons ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo)

376 Government taco: Twice the cost, half the size, 3 times more sadness
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)
.........

Ketchup, no salsa.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

377 That whore Sarah has got half my hashes banned
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (5zJFC)

Seems the one you have now is fitting, then.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (DRSnL)

378 374 Dems are saying the new polls are tightening up and the red wave is fizzling out.
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Nice. Dry up the fundraising for swing seats by convincing donors all is well.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (PMwVR)

========

Oh, is this the election cycle when polls are suddenly accurate 4 months ahead of the election?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

379 Government taco: Twice the cost, half the size, 3 times more sadness

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Tacos with an aftertaste of sorrow. Exquisite!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (SdBwO)

380 Palace Guards, Assemble! Biden Rallies His Media Praetorian to Push His "There Is No Recession Unless We Admit There's One" Propaganda Strategy

This is not the recession you're looking for.

Posted by: Obi Biden Kenobi at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Do5/p)

381 On the sort-of good side, an acquaintance of mine said his wife announced she is doing a "no buy year." Meaning she's going to stop impulse-buying online.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (/+bwe)

Two weeks.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (b2nrj)

382 >I'm late to the party, but I have to wonder: do these morons think that not CALLING it a recession does anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, to make people not hate this illegitimate regime and think the Democrats are the answer to the malaise, rather than the cause?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (sgWrL)

It keeps the AWFL Karens on the reservation, since they are probably hit less than the rest of us plebs. Calm their anxieties about the economy. Signal to them that they need to be on the Correct Side of the Narrative. Plant the idea in their heads that we're just imagining a recession against that nice old man who restored all the norms.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (WKev+)

383 I would say that, like programmed stock sellers, a certain kind of person will do foolish and desperate things in the heat of "Recession!" action that they might otherwise srednop for a moment. So there is impetus for any administration to avoid setting that off.

And while the "cusp"idor is open, it looks like we're on the cusp of a period when Ace is quoted at Insty more often than Insty is quoted at Ace...

And with good reason, "but not overly so."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (x61Im)

384 You know Hitler had a screaming good economy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (XHZzR)

385 >>>do these morons think that not CALLING it a recession does anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, to make people not hate this illegitimate regime and think the Democrats are the answer to the malaise, rather than the cause?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2022 04:33 PM (sgWrL)

You've seen the polls that show people thinking Brandon is doing a good job, yes?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (U3uv2)

386 >>>Do the chickens have large talons ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo)

Hope you don't mind being paid in change.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (QYPq3)

387 375 Do the chickens have large talons ?

bob has a large mustache.

repeat: the chair is against the wall.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (oY6Yp)

388 "Not in a recession" sounds better than "This is the new normal, only it's going to get worse. This is the price you will be made to pay in order to appease Gaia."

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (DB16e)

389 You know Hitler had a screaming good economy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:40 PM (XHZzR)

He did, in the beginning.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

390 We're clearly not in recession, we're just entering a period of foreskinitude.

Posted by: The Bureau of Economic Advisors at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (sWM8x)

391 While Hitler did take drugs he never shit himself.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (XHZzR)

392 Plus, there is a LOT more anxiety about credit card debt. My friend was telling me about the bank contacting her and her husband re: consolidating their debt under a low-interest loan. The deal-breaker was a $1K fee - ridiculous to them, but willingly paid by others.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (/+bwe)

We've been getting a ton of debt consolidation spam calls. Except we don't have any debt (except the mortgage).

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (DRSnL)

393 Putin's torture camps revealed: 'Filtration' prisons where Ukrainian children are held and adult civilians beaten by FSB officers are unveiled by Polish security forces

.. interesting that they are "torture camps" and not "concentration camps"

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (RHGPo)

394 It keeps the AWFL Karens on the reservation, since they are probably hit less than the rest of us plebs. Calm their anxieties about the economy. Signal to them that they need to be on the Correct Side of the Narrative. Plant the idea in their heads that we're just imagining a recession against that nice old man who restored all the norms.
==
They gon hafta come up with a magical way of keepin down the price of boxed wine if that shi gon werk.

Posted by: Snoop dawg at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (dr4jO)

395 197 My 64 ounce orange juice container has increased to 56 ounces. Biden is the best pretendent ever.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 27, 2022 04:13 PM (u4CEu)

Shrinkage is exactly why I hate the Metric System! It's so much easier to fool people if they have no idea how to measure something. The metric system was foisted on us with the admonitions: oh! It's so much better than the Imperial System! Europe and the world use the Metric System! So instead of actually teaching students how to measure in tens, schools pretty much just stopped teaching kids how to measure at all. Remember when measurements were printed on the inside of marble notebooks? You saw that stuff everyday!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (l0Cy4)

396 "Do not try and bend the recession, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth . . . There is no recession. Then you'll see that it is not the recession that bends, it is only yourself."

Posted by: Recession Boy Biden at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (Do5/p)

397 383 I would say that, like programmed stock sellers, a certain kind of person will do foolish and desperate things in the heat of "Recession!" action that they might otherwise srednop for a moment. So there is impetus for any administration to avoid setting that off.

And while the "cusp"idor is open, it looks like we're on the cusp of a period when Ace is quoted at Insty more often than Insty is quoted at Ace...

And with good reason, "but not overly so."

sentient google ai, is that you?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (oY6Yp)

398 >>>While Hitler did take drugs he never shit himself.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (XHZzR)

Ackshullay...

Posted by: Argentina at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (QYPq3)

399 391 While Hitler did take drugs he never shit himself.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (XHZzR)

Even after he shot himself?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (b2nrj)

400 I had Economics 101. Expect I know more that 95% of the news readers. I was a whiz at supply and demand graphs.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (AmoqO)

401 The Russians should put that basketball dyke in a psych hospital with lots of large Russian female nurses who need lovin’ bad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (atmen)

402 o measure in tens, schools pretty much just stopped teaching kids how to measure at all. Remember when measurements were printed on the inside of marble notebooks? You saw that stuff everyday!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (l0Cy4)

10CC ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (M+Lyo)

403 Recessions are not inclusive enough. You need at non binary quarters of growth between the negative quarters. See??? No recession

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (y1x3W)

404 "Things are not so bad, the economy is improving, our policies are working."

-- The Biden Administration, plagiarizing Hoover's reelection speeches.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (PMwVR)

405
Do the chickens have large talons ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo)

Correct response:

"I don't understand a word you just said."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (PiwSw)

406
We've been getting a ton of debt consolidation spam calls. Except we don't have any debt (except the mortgage).
Posted by: Jordan61

ditto until last week. Had to put the new fridge on a cc so I don't wipe out my cash. I figure I can pay it off in 3 mos.

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (mn1Pi)

407 do these morons think that not CALLING it a recession does anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, to make people not hate this illegitimate regime and think the Democrats are the answer to the malaise, rather than the cause?
==
Have you read ANY of the crap Paul puts up? They are all NPC's waiting for the script to upload so they can start spewing the narrative.

Posted by: sorry but at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (bycCg)

408 AP: AR-15 style guns sold as a sign of manhood as shootings rise

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (RHGPo)

409 Do the chickens have large talons ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo)

Correct response:

"I don't understand a word you just said."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (PiwSw)

yes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (M+Lyo)

410 Recession meh.a real depression is coming. Hold on.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (6zcSr)

411 The Post Millennial's headline on the Vox job cuts mentions that the staff just unionized in June.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (xPl2J)

412 Tony Dow of Leave It To Beaver has passed per his son. RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (h3Lfd)

413 399 391 While Hitler did take drugs he never shit himself.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (XHZzR)

Even after he shot himself?
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Unless you shoot yourself on the verge of a massive I don't think you shit yourself. You do bloat, though.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (XHZzR)

414 What is the difference between the Jedi mind trick in Star Wars, and what the Biden staffers are trying to pull? The Jedi Mind trick doesn't work when the storm troopers try to pull it.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (ZEHVO)

415 What is a recession?

Hey, I'm not an economist.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (Ti+Tv)

416 Adults. In. Charge.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (Xrfse)

417 >>>Correct response:

"I don't understand a word you just said."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 04:43 PM (PiwSw)

Jdjfip pejfjow slovsel fjofias jfl. Heh.

Posted by: Lyle at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (QYPq3)

418 And then I saw her. Her yoga pants held both cheeks in a firm but loving embrace, crying out for my attention.

I'm sorry, where am I?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 04:30 PM (VdGjU)

Continue to carry on with that and I expect the answer will be jail.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2022 04:31 PM (bowfr)

Like two lovers in a slow dance, her cheeks moved with a rhythm only she could hear. Then I tapped to cut in.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (anj39)

419 AP: AR-15 style guns sold as a sign of manhood as shootings rise

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (RHGPo)

Meme of people being lined up and being shot in the back of the head: I am sure your manhood will save you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (U3uv2)

420 A recession occurs when there is a surplus of recess.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (qpX6U)

421 What is the difference between the Jedi mind trick in Star Wars, and what the Biden staffers are trying to pull? The Jedi Mind trick doesn't work when the storm troopers try to pull it.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (ZEHVO)

This is not the poop in my pants

Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (M+Lyo)

422 402 o measure in tens, schools pretty much just stopped teaching kids how to measure at all. Remember when measurements were printed on the inside of marble notebooks? You saw that stuff everyday!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 27, 2022 04:41 PM (l0Cy4)

10CC ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (M+Lyo)

Dreadlock Holiday!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

423
Even after he shot himself?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:42 PM (b2nrj)

South Park says otherwise......

https://is.gd/nHgz7L

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

424 ditto until last week. Had to put the new fridge on a cc so I don't wipe out my cash. I figure I can pay it off in 3 mos.
------------------
We financed our entire new kitchen with Home Depot. Paid it all off interest free. Traded my Dodge Pickup for the labor to install and renovate. Sweet deal.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (XHZzR)

425 You can feel it coming...

Kamala is going to be pressured to step aside and the deep state democrats are going to pick a young presidential replacement. Then, before the midterms, Pelosi and Schumer will say that they just found "new" information that Biden accepted money through Hunter from foreign governments. They will then say that they insisted that he resign immediately, with the MSM touting how the democrats stand for transparency and good government. It's their only hope to avoid being crushed in the midterms and it allow them to shed Biden and put everything behind them.

Posted by: jwest at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (/BlEx)

426 I'm glad Tony's son was with him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (YynYJ)

427 Tony Dow of Leave It To Beaver has passed per his son. RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (h3Lfd)

We've seen this movie before......

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

428 The thing about Praetorian Guards is that they guard your back really well, right up until that magic moment that they shove their sword through it.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (WxkE9)

429 Unless you shoot yourself on the verge of a massive I don't think you shit yourself.
==
Might depend on what part of the brain the bullet scrambles and how quick you die . . .

Posted by: I'm not Quincy, but i've attended an autopsy at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (307qb)

430 It's not going to get better as the fools double down on their economy killing actions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

431 How about small hits of dopamine when people accomplish stupid, meaningless tasks on a screen?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

per Matthias Desmett it is a combination of isolation, anxiety, meaningless for a population, and then a big threat with some authority telling them how to fix it

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:47 PM (xhaym)

432 It's their only hope to avoid being crushed in the midterms and it allow them to shed Biden and put everything behind them.
==
What all this silly talk about ONLY hope?

Posted by: Dominion voting systems making things change at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (307qb)

433 "... meeting a classic -- though by no means the only -- definition of a recession." What ever happened to "necessary" and "sufficient" as descriptors?

Posted by: Marooned at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (w6hJ9)

434 Unless you shoot yourself on the verge of a massive I don't think you shit yourself.
==
Might depend on what part of the brain the bullet scrambles and how quick you die . . .
Posted by: I'm not Quincy, but i've attended an autopsy at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (307qb)

I shit myself for no reason at all

Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)

435 Tony Dow of Leave It To Beaver has passed per his son. RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (h3Lfd)

Are they sure this time? Seriously, it sounded like it was a just a matter of time. RIP.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (DRSnL)

436 Recess=playtime in elementary school
Recession=playtime in the economy

See, it’s just funflation!

— Libs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (atmen)

437 So it's not a recession?

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (sn5EN)

438 373. Mr. Jen and I both received offers from Bass Pro yesterday of business credit cards , including ones we could hand out to our employees. We don't have a business and we don't have employees. It was weird.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (VIx7w)

439 "How about small hits of dopamine when people accomplish stupid, meaningless tasks on a screen?"

Ah, you've seen "The Gray Man?"

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (qpX6U)

440 Unless you shoot yourself on the verge of a massive I don't think you shit yourself.
==

C'mon cheeks stay together!!!!!

*BLAM*

*cleveland steamer*

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Phew.

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (sn5EN)

442 What all this silly talk about ONLY hope?
Posted by: Dominion voting systems making things change at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (307qb)

That's the excuse they use for the mickey-mouse vote counts.

Posted by: jwest at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (/BlEx)

443 428 The thing about Praetorian Guards is that they guard your back really well, right up until that magic moment that they shove their sword through it.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2022 04:46 PM (WxkE9)

Raises for everyone!
-Long-lived emperors

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (b2nrj)

444 per Matthias Desmett it is a combination of isolation, anxiety, meaningless for a population, and then a big threat with some authority telling them how to fix it
==
Wait a minute . . . that sounds awfully familiar!!!

Posted by: Mo to Larry and Curly at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (307qb)

445 If you shoot the top of your head off and are spazing about you will probably shit yourself.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (XHZzR)

446
Any commie cocksucker who uses the word "nuanced" again spends a week in The Box with a randy baboon and a dose of Viagra.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (n+4am)

447 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM (h3Lfd)

448 not a recession, a FUNcession. You'll own nothing and be happy (till the meth and/or vax updates kill you)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM (Cus5s)

449 This is not the beginning of a recession. This is not even the beginning of the end of a recession. This is the beginning of a depression.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM (u4CEu)

450 Wasn't Adolf a vegetarian? Yeah, I'm pretty sure his poopsnizz was barking all day long.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2022 04:51 PM (0ocXn)

451 . Jen and I both received offers from Bass Pro yesterday of business credit cards , including ones we could hand out to our employees. We don't have a business and we don't have employees. It was weird.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2022 04:48 PM (VIx7w)

I'd be a little worried about that.
Could be someone working an angle at your expense.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 27, 2022 04:51 PM (MFphb)

452 Tony Dow of Leave It To Beaver has passed per his son. RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:44 PM (h3Lfd)

I still have the hots for Miss Landers

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:51 PM (anj39)

453 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM

Really? Sad.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 27, 2022 04:51 PM (VdGjU)

454 Not the Bee link
https://tinyurl.com/4rf9chrc
is this something?

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 27, 2022 04:51 PM (DB16e)

455 It's racist to capitalize the first letter when referring to one's race.

Only the second or the last letter can be capitalized.

All other version are systematic colonialism of wHite man convention.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (PMwVR)

456 450 Wasn't Adolf a vegetarian? Yeah, I'm pretty sure his poopsnizz was barking all day long.
-----------------
I got a feeling his drug intake pretty much caked his stool. Sort of like Hunter.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (XHZzR)

457 On a lighter note, this was pretty cool.

Rotating an entire building 90 degrees in 1 month time back in 1930... while everyone inside kept on working.

https://bit.ly/3oyvQFJ

The Indiana Bell Telephone Company had plans to build a larger facility to accommodate more workers and equipment. This would have meant a cut in telephone service during demolition, so the main contractor proposed relocating the existing building instead.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (Do5/p)

458 I'm back, Baby!

Posted by: Stagflation at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (yQpMk)

459 https://tinyurl.com/587utnpe

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (QSjkU)

460 Ward, wasn't the Beaver a little hard on Wally last night?

Posted by: Obligatory Zombie June Cleaver at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (Xrfse)

461 Jeff Goldblum has also passed

He will be missed.

Posted by: Stagflation at July 27, 2022 04:53 PM (yQpMk)

462 "You'll eat the fried crickets and LIKE them!"

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2022 04:53 PM (6eRlp)

463 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM

I'm so going to miss that one character he played in all his roles......

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

464 "Wasn't Adolf a vegetarian? Yeah, I'm pretty sure his poopsnizz was barking all day long."

I saw a movie where he took a dump in the snow.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 27, 2022 04:53 PM (qpX6U)

465 ' Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP."

Another grim milestone.

Posted by: In before that guy that always says "another grim milestone" at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (sn5EN)

466 463 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM

I can't find that anywhere

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (bs+z0)

467 Is there anything they can't rename?

Posted by: scottst at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (ojBxe)

468
Government taco: Twice the cost, half the size, 3 times more sadness

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Tacos with an aftertaste of sorrow. Exquisite!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM (SdBwO)

Kaboom! Tex-Mex...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (n+4am)

469 Killer body
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

Did she also stab the clerk?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (53oGX)

470 Diana Kennedy died Sunday.

She's famous for starting the Mexican regional cuisine revolution with her cookbooks.

Pretty much all of the Coyote Cafe type places uh...used her cookbooks as an inspiration for their restaurant menus. *ahem*

Anyway, her cookbooks are great and easy to follow and I've never made a dish that was bad following the recipes in one of her books.

Get one. Your kitchen is kinda empty without one of her cookbooks.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (5NkmN)

471 Seasons aren't capitalized, they're common not proper nouns. Cardinal directions aren't capitalized either unless referring to an area, like "Yankees live in the North, which is north of the South."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2022 04:23 PM

Actually that is from the American Mercury's style guide. Two spaces after the period too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (xhaym)

472 ' Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP."

Was the bike vaxxed?

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (qpX6U)

473 Who in the the world thought this was a good idea? They even posted a picture of Anne Frank along with the meme.

Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

https://tinyurl.com/9mpkxwjz

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

474 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM (h3Lfd)

That COVID is insidious.

Posted by: spindrift at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (h5TKJ)

475 Tony Dow, 77, Dead Day After Premature Death Announcement

Good Bye Wally

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (RHGPo)

476 Sorry to hear about Goldblum. He did play himself in every movie, though.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (QSjkU)

477 Jeff Goldblum dying is a running joke and he's in on it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (h3Lfd)

478 >>>While Hitler did take drugs he never shit himself.

You've never heard of the Night of the Long Pants.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (44ww/)

479 Journalists willingly pervert language.

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (8SjRw)

480 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.

At least it wasn't falling off a cliff this time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

481 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM

I can't find that anywhere
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (bs+z0)

It's a hoax.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (5NkmN)

482 At least it wasn't falling off a cliff this time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

He gets it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (h3Lfd)

483 Zuckerberg reportedly “appeared visibly frustrated” after one Chicago-based employee asked whether “Meta Days,” or extra time off introduced during the COVID-19 pandemic, would continue

Book threadin', this is practically a quote from Anthony Burgess' "Napoleon Symphony." Whenever the tough old sarge asks his troopers "Any questions?" the questions are always:

When do we get paid, Citizen Sergeant?
When can I get some leave, Citizen Sergeant? and,
I have this pain in my balls...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (x61Im)

484 473 Who in the the world thought this was a good idea? They even posted a picture of Anne Frank along with the meme.

Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

https://tinyurl.com/9mpkxwjz
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

People that went to class and weren't taught history.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

485 I can't find that anywhere
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2022 04:54 PM (bs+z0)

[screaming Sam Kinison laugh]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)

486 It's a hoax.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (5NkmN)

Denier!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

487 Like two lovers in a slow dance, her cheeks moved with a rhythm only she could hear. Then I tapped to cut in.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (anj39)

That you Stacey?

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (AmoqO)

488 "Jeff Goldblum dying is a running joke and he's in on it."

Him and Andy Kaufman.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (qpX6U)

489 381 On the sort-of good side, an acquaintance of mine said his wife announced she is doing a "no buy year." Meaning she's going to stop impulse-buying online.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:38 PM (/+bwe)

Two weeks.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:39 PM

That was my thought, but she already cut up the physical cards and deleted apps that make it easy to pay online.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:57 PM (/+bwe)

490 Nuance always equals "how we aren't wrong or bad despite obviously being so" for the left. Its the kind of argument they always tried as a kid when they were caught cheating on a test or trying to get their hand up a little girl's dress. Its complicated, you don't understand the nuance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 04:57 PM (Ivdso)

491 They should be called the Winkie Guards.

'Oh-we-love-the-old-one'

Posted by: soft white underbelly at July 27, 2022 04:57 PM (kb41d)

492 Who in the the world thought this was a good idea? They even posted a picture of Anne Frank along with the meme.

Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

https://tinyurl.com/9mpkxwjz
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

Sick fuck

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2022 04:57 PM (M+Lyo)

493 484 473 Who in the the world thought this was a good idea? They even posted a picture of Anne Frank along with the meme.

Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

https://tinyurl.com/9mpkxwjz
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

People that went to class and weren't taught history.
Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2022 04:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

Looking at it, it does look like they knew the history.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)

494 Jeff Goldblum is sexy. Or was in his younger days, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (DRSnL)

495 It's the "National Bureau of Economic Research"

Posted by: Tom C at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (oXfO0)

496
Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

Kind of like comparing Hispanics to breakfast tacos

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (bs+z0)

497 Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

I mean, its not even a good meme, because nobody really knows how Anne died?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (Ivdso)

498
Restaurant apologizes for tasteless Anne Frank post: 'Hotter than an oven out there'

https://tinyurl.com/9mpkxwjz
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

Lord, I apologize for laughing so hard at the actual twitter post..........

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

499 Jeff Goldblum is sexy. Or was in his younger days, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (DRSnL)

He was always bowlegged.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (yQpMk)

500 If we are "NOT IN A ECONOMIC RECESSION", then why is the Fed Raising Interest rates ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 27, 2022 04:59 PM (TJjL2)

501 I can't find that anywhere

Me neither.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 27, 2022 04:59 PM (nxdel)

502 There is no way to fortify this election (both this fall and 2024). At this rate, even the Dems outrageous cheat schemes won't work.

Their only option is to go the full monty and outright suspend the election. That will be done by engineering sufficient civil unrest, likely using food shortages.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (kb41d)

503 "Jeff Goldblum dying is a running joke and he's in on it."

T Rex caught up!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (anj39)

504 That was my thought, but she already cut up the physical cards and deleted apps that make it easy to pay online.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 04:57 PM (/+bwe)

Good for her! I put us on a strict envelope-based budget system a few years ago. If there isn't enough money in the envelope, we don't buy it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

505 Someone needs to do a hard list of movies you need to buy before they are canceled, along with books, albums, etc. Stuff to own before they are excised from streaming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (Ivdso)

506 500 If we are "NOT IN A ECONOMIC RECESSION", then why is the Fed Raising Interest rates ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 27, 2022 04:59 PM (TJjL2)

Fed normally raises interest rates between recessions and lowers them during.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)

507 494 Jeff Goldblum is sexy. Or was in his younger days, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61

His best role
Was in Buckaroo Banzai

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (11kd9)

508
Maybe some lawsuits against leftist enclaves, no matter how small, would be advantageous when they take too long to count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 27, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

-----

Hell going after the small ones is probably the best strategy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (KwBmy)

509 Like two lovers in a slow dance, her cheeks moved with a rhythm only she could hear. Then I tapped to cut in.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:45 PM (anj39)

And then the murders began.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (PiwSw)

510 Their only option is to go the full monty and outright suspend the election. That will be done by engineering sufficient civil unrest, likely using food shortages.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (kb41d)
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Contrary to their beliefs, that's not really something they will have full control over...They can turn the dial on their race riots. Food riots are a completely different and far more dangerous situation (especially for them).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (K5n5d)

511 Goldblum was terrific in the Fly, he and Geena Davis really had chemistry and their interactions felt very real. Her horror and misery at seeing what her sweetheart was becoming was so powerful and sad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (Ivdso)

512 He was always bowlegged.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 04:58 PM (yQpMk)

It was a rough weekend.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum, who nonetheless got the job at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (MFphb)

513 I have arrived!!! The harbinger of willowdom.

Posted by: kraken at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

514 Funny story from my youth: When I was a wee bairn, we took a family trip to Brookfield Zoo in Chicago from SW Michigan. When we got to the enclosure that had rhesus monkeys in it, and they were jumping around and they playing, young Bulgaroctonus, who did not know the word “rhesus,” and only heard it verbally, said “Oh, that’s why they call them recess monkeys.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (atmen)

515 This is a great Tucker:

https://youtu.be/TL81V5AyGbc

The Aspen/Martha's Vineyard/Malibu airlift for diversity

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (YynYJ)

516 "Their only option is to go the full monty and outright suspend the election."

October nuclear war.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 27, 2022 05:02 PM (qpX6U)

517 And then the murders began.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (PiwSw)

Wondered if anyone would get it.
:-)

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 05:02 PM (anj39)

518 The House hearing on gun manufacturers today is an endless comedy routine.

Their big gotcha seems to be the fact that the gun manufacturers are making huge profits off the fact everyone is buying guns. That and the fact that gun makers advertise like everybody else.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2022 05:02 PM (wb1YC)

519 Not the Bee link
https://tinyurl.com/4rf9chrc
is this something?

Almost certainly not. He would have to prove that what they published was objectively false, that they knew it was false, and they went ahead anyway intending to harm him. All that may seem self-evident to you and me but proving it in court will be a very tall order.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 27, 2022 05:02 PM (nfrXX)

520 Fed normally raises interest rates between recessions and lowers them during.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)

The MMT trap. Eventually you printed too much money and you get massive inflation and a recession.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 05:03 PM (Y5qcH)

521 You've never heard of the Night of the Long Pants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 04:55 PM

After which, the Black Shorts were disbanded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2022 05:03 PM (RkC6l)

522 Goldblum was terrific in the Fly, he and Geena Davis really had chemistry and their interactions felt very real. Her horror and misery at seeing what her sweetheart was becoming was so powerful and sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:01 PM (Ivdso)

Weren't they a married couple when The Fly was filmed?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

523 Anne Frank died of typhoid, I believe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 05:03 PM (atmen)

524 481 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM

Oh well. I bet he was glad he was wearing clean underwear.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2022 05:04 PM (Qhnrt)

525 Their big gotcha seems to be the fact that the gun manufacturers are making huge profits off the fact everyone is buying guns. That and the fact that gun makers advertise like everybody else.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2022 05:02 PM (wb1YC)
---
Lemme guess...no one is asking WHY Americans are buying so many guns right now...And there is a difference between making huge profits and profit margins...What is the profit margin for this industry? How much does the government collect in taxes and regulatory fees?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 05:04 PM (K5n5d)

526 494 Jeff Goldblum is sexy. Or was in his younger days, anyway.

Ah yes yes his younger, uh younger days. Yes. Younger days. You know Carl Jung would say I was sexy in YOUR younger days, because you were younger too hmm yes younger.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (vN+oL)

527 453 Jeff Goldblum has also passed, apparently in a motorcycle accident, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 04:50 PM

Really? Sad.

his last words were "i don't want a pickle"

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (oY6Yp)

528 Weren't they a married couple when The Fly was filmed?

I think that they met on the set of The Fly but I don't recall exactly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (Ivdso)

529 To paraphrase Larry Correia today, if you made a billion dollars in the firearm industry it's probably because you started with 2 billion.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (wb1YC)

530 ~~his last words were "i don't want a pickle"~~

his last words were "i uh ... don't want a pickle"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2022 05:06 PM (44ww/)

531 I think that they met on the set of The Fly but I don't recall exactly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (Ivdso)

Either that one or Transylvania 6-5000.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

532 Jeff Goldblum? No shit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 05:07 PM (diceA)

533 Meta/Facebook, whatever that worthless company is calling itself now, says that their profit miss was due to weak advertising revenue.

Which is usually the first sign of a recession, advertising spending drops.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 05:07 PM (Y5qcH)

534 Ah yes yes his younger, uh younger days. Yes. Younger days. You know Carl Jung would say I was sexy in YOUR younger days, because you were younger too hmm yes younger.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (vN+oL)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 05:07 PM (AmoqO)

535 Went on intertubes. No word of his demise.

Posted by: kraken at July 27, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)

536 Not seeing any corroboration on Goldblum. Are we doing that reality bends to language schtick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 05:08 PM (diceA)

537 Ah yes yes his younger, uh younger days. Yes. Younger days. You know Carl Jung would say I was sexy in YOUR younger days, because you were younger too hmm yes younger.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (vN+oL)

Golf clap.
Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 05:07 PM (AmoqO)

Very well done.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2022 05:08 PM (yQpMk)

538 To paraphrase Larry Correia today, if you made a billion dollars in the firearm industry it's probably because you started with 2 billion.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (wb1YC)

Sitzpinkler!

Posted by: zombie Alfred Krupp at July 27, 2022 05:08 PM (h5TKJ)

539 I think they are having their little joke.

Posted by: kraken at July 27, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)

540 "this just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"
--Chevy Chase

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:09 PM (Ivdso)

541 Jeff Goldblum is Tony Dow now?

Posted by: kraken at July 27, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)

542 Yes, I cannot rewatch Goldblum's The Fly. It is so tragic it is painful

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 27, 2022 05:09 PM (8SjRw)

543 Not seeing any corroboration on Goldblum. Are we doing that reality bends to language schtick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 05:08 PM (diceA)

No, the periodically incorrect reports of his demise schtick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

544 Apparently Goldblum will have to replaced in the upcoming feature Jurassic Park in Space.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 05:10 PM (h3Lfd)

545 Any word on whether the Shamwow guy is dead?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 05:10 PM (XHZzR)

546 I loved the last scene of the first "They Fly".

Help meeee!

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 05:11 PM (AmoqO)

547 I'd actually watch that.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 05:11 PM (h3Lfd)

548 544 Apparently Goldblum will have to replaced in the upcoming feature Jurassic Park in Space.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2022 05:10 PM (h3Lfd)

Jurassic World Land: Apocalypse

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 05:11 PM (diceA)

549 To paraphrase Larry Correia today, if you made a billion dollars in the firearm industry it's probably because you started with 2 billion.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2022 05:05 PM (wb1YC)
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My dad had a friend that married a very rich woman and he would always say "Oh Dave, he's busy making a small fortune... out of a big one." Dave was not very good with money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 27, 2022 05:11 PM (u4CEu)

550 545 Any word on whether the Shamwow guy is dead?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2022 05:10 PM (XHZzR)

Is he Tony Dow??

Posted by: kraken at July 27, 2022 05:11 PM (Vr12I)

551 I'm not dead, I'm feeling better. I don't want to get on the cart.

His 28 yo wife: Oh come on, do us a favor!

*thump*

Posted by: scenes from the Future of Jeff Goldblum at July 27, 2022 05:12 PM (7XMjC)

552 I loved the last scene of the first "They Fly".

Help meeee!
Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 05:11 PM

See also: Beetlejuice

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 05:12 PM (a3Q+t)

553 Yes, I cannot rewatch Goldblum's The Fly. It is so tragic it is painful
Posted by: JM in Florida at July 27, 2022 05:09 PM (8SjRw)
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Ahh, Brundelfly

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2022 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

554 It does cheer me that they finally managed to make a Jurassic movie that was so bad even the dumbest fans finally gave up on it. I was starting to think there was no depth of stupidity and bad writing that could be reached before people stopped going to these movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)

555 Nood freaks

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2022 05:13 PM (b2nrj)

556 Jeff Goldblum periodically fakes his death just to hurt us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2022 05:13 PM (KFhLj)

557 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2022 05:13 PM (diceA)

558 "The" not "They". Stupid sentient auto correct.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2022 05:13 PM (AmoqO)

559 Nood..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2022 05:13 PM (K5n5d)

560 Good for her! I put us on a strict envelope-based budget system a few years ago. If there isn't enough money in the envelope, we don't buy it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2022 05:00 PM

I'm doing that.

On Sunday, I bought pizza (at a Pizza Hut, which delighted my out-of-town guests). The manager teased, "Who uses cash to pay for things?" I said, "Someone who isn't in debt."

One of my friends admitted to owing on his house, car AND boat. Yikes.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (/+bwe)

561 Ahh, Brundelfly
Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2022 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

"I'm a fly that dreamed he was a man once..."

Posted by: Boswell at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (+Cgut)

562 Nood!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

563 Jerome Powell also says there is no recession. And he is really smart. So smart he said inflation would be a quick nothing burger last year.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (OalnH)

564 Pants are short by definition. If you are doing long breaths, then it isn't panting

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (xhaym)

565 553 Yes, I cannot rewatch Goldblum's The Fly. It is so tragic it is painful
Posted by: JM in Florida at July 27, 2022 05:09 PM (8SjRw)
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Ahh, Brundelfly
Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2022 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

He was caught by a giant No-Pest strip, as I recall.

Posted by: kraken at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)

566 nuance= please believe the bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2022 05:14 PM (6HZ10)

567 I still have the hots for Miss Landers
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2022 04:51 PM (anj39)

Audrey and/or Judy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2022 05:15 PM (4I/2K)

568 544 Apparently Goldblum will have to replaced in the upcoming feature Jurassic Park in Space.

it's been done

Posted by: dr who at July 27, 2022 05:15 PM (oY6Yp)

569 Jeff Goldblum dying is a running joke and he's in on it."

Him and Andy Kaufman.

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Amateurs

Posted by: Elvis at July 27, 2022 05:15 PM (oHBaC)

570 "Goldblum was terrific in the Fly, he and Geena Davis really had chemistry and their interactions felt very real."

and he was with her in Earth Girls are Easy ...fun but stupid. His career died I guess, but the body lives on, no matter how many times he dies here.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2022 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

571 https://youtu.be/YTsdaQBJONg

British guy touring the USS Constitution.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 27, 2022 05:15 PM (ufFY8)

572 It does cheer me that they finally managed to make a Jurassic movie that was so bad even the dumbest fans finally gave up on it. I was starting to think there was no depth of stupidity and bad writing that could be reached before people stopped going to these movies.
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That's a bit harsh. Its not classic cinema but its no worse than the fast and furious franchise. There's plenty of stuff that infinitely worse to have been made in the same time frame. Its made way more money on a gimmick than it should have, but well, people like spectacle. The modern summer movie is more spectacle than it is story. Its something you look at, like a car wreck, until its over. then you think, wow glad that didnt happen to me. Its not art. Not at all.

Posted by: I'm not Joe Bob Briggs at July 27, 2022 05:17 PM (zNS8z)

573 I love the original fly, for the ginger wife.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2022 05:19 PM (atmen)

574 Goldblum belongs to a distinguished and shrinking fraternity of actors: he was shot by Bronson, in Death Wish. Very few survivors of that experience.

Want to get even with that mocking restaurant? Hang a banner out front with the great required-reading joke of MY high school days:

"Diarrhea Van Frank." And call them that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 27, 2022 05:21 PM (x61Im)

575 The Mexicans are upset because all the foreigners, you say? Well, fuck them. Fuck their ancestors. Fuck their their filthy get too. And while we're at it, fuck their pets, all of them, right down to the last goldfish. The Mexicans are tired of all the foreigners!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2022 04:06 PM (KFhLj)

No, no, no. I fully support their aspirations to confiscate wealth from these parasites and give it to the deserving poor, and drive them out of their community.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 05:23 PM (eoQWY)

576 That's a bit harsh. Its not classic cinema but its no worse than the fast and furious franchise. There's plenty of stuff that infinitely worse to have been made in the same time frame. Its made way more money on a gimmick than it should have, but well, people like spectacle. The modern summer movie is more spectacle than it is story. Its something you look at, like a car wreck, until its over. then you think, wow glad that didnt happen to me. Its not art. Not at all.
Posted by: I'm not Joe Bob Briggs at July 27, 2022 05:17 PM (zNS8z)

Movies were never art. Pretending they were started its downfall into pretension instead of entertainment.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 05:24 PM (eoQWY)

577 Meta/Facebook, whatever that worthless company is calling itself now, says that their profit miss was due to weak advertising revenue.

Which is usually the first sign of a recession, advertising spending drops.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2022 05:07 PM (Y5qcH)

Also happens when your advertisers start to learn that you are fraudulently making up posters and hits to charge them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 05:26 PM (eoQWY)

578
There is no recession, except recession itself.

Posted by: President Joe "Roosevelt" Biden at July 27, 2022 05:27 PM (+oR7L)

579 On a lighter note, this was pretty cool.

Rotating an entire building 90 degrees in 1 month time back in 1930... while everyone inside kept on working.

https://bit.ly/3oyvQFJ

The Indiana Bell Telephone Company had plans to build a larger facility to accommodate more workers and equipment. This would have meant a cut in telephone service during demolition, so the main contractor proposed relocating the existing building instead.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 27, 2022 04:52 PM (Do5/p)

When Chicago raised its streets above the mire they ratcheted up the building to the new level over a day while people were inside sleeping.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

580 Dems are playing with words. 24/7 365. Truth is for rubes. Watch the Lie Masters at work. Layers upon layers of "fact" checking replaced by panels upon panels of nitwit psyop experts pumping out the latest tranche of bullshit.
Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2022 04:34 PM (6eRlp)

They aren't even masters of baiting.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

581 There is no federal debt because debt is borrowed money you expect to payback.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at July 27, 2022 06:45 PM (Qc+Wp)

582 Biden's "Don't Look Up" moment.
The economic Asteroid is not gonna hit the USA. We are not in recession. Don't look at the numbers...

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Posted by: Sarah at July 27, 2022 11:45 PM (62ADx)

584 This won't be welcomed or be a popular observation here, but I think Ace is angling for a pick-up by Salem Media. He's been linking to SM properties a lot lately, even though he dumps on their leftist shining stars like AllahPundit. I've been here for 15+ years and I've seen more SM links in the last month than I've seen cumulatively in forever. I mean, good for you Ace, if you can get a payoff, but it detracts from your bona fides of dissing the squishes at SM. Sad to see it, but still happy for you.

Posted by: skh.pcola at July 28, 2022 01:13 AM (rGRhK)

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