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Brave Firefighter/"Journalist" Experiences Waves of Panic At Sight of a Couple of Grandmothers Toting American Flags

Patricia Zengerle is a "journalist" who "reports" on Congress for Reuters:

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She saw a handful of normies, some of them elderly, holding American flags and holding a banner calling for a restoration of 1776 values -- whom she called "this gang" -- and felt a wave of "J6 anxiety."

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It has been my claim for some time that the AWFLs and their feminized male cohorts are mentally ill -- having experienced a nervous breakdown they never sought treatment for in 2015-2016, and currently suffering from crippling anxiety, depression, and obsessive-compulsive behaviors.

I further claim that they have valorized these mental illnesses and treat them as if they are marks of distinction and proofs of refinement and taste, and show their mental illnesses off to each other. They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.

My theory amasses more proof every day.

Posted by: Ace at 12:21 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

2 King Harv!

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:22 PM (krQz2)

3 hold on to that 98 dodge truck, son.

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 12:22 PM (3byMq)

4 "Run away!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

5 Does anyone remember the black clad riot squads marching in formation where TEA Party grannies were assembled? In their lawn chairs?

We need common sense granny control, like yesterday!

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (dCxaZ)

6 J6 anxiety? Stay inside.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

7 Your hatred of the American Flag makes you a hostile enemy. You should renounce your citizenship and move to a country more to your liking.

I would support tax dollars paying your airfare.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

8 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)


And that's how you know it's going to be a good day...

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (DRSnL)

9 It has been my claim for some time that the AWFLs and their feminized male cohorts are mentally ill -- having experienced a nervous breakdown they never sought treatment for in 2015-2016, and currently suffering from crippling anxiety, depression, and obsessive-compulsive behaviors.

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Their mental illness is a strength, and if you say that they aren't a better person for it then you must be destroyed.

History was made by NASTY WOMEN!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

10 7 Your hatred of the American Flag makes you a hostile enemy. You should renounce your citizenship and move to a country more to your liking.

I would support tax dollars paying your airfare.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

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"I'd support them if they flew the Mexican flag."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

11 Patty Mengele once drove within a half mile of a 4th of July parade. She still tells people about her PTSD.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (eyxn4)

12 "Lucky wife/parent"

Maybe the husband and the kids don't feel so "lucky" these days, if a grandma waving a flag triggers this reporter-chick.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

13 Patricia Zengerle is a "journalist" who "reports" on Congress for Reuters:

A worthless sack of protoplasm.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (Xrfse)

14 having experienced a nervous breakdown they never sought treatment for in 2015-2016, and currently suffering from crippling anxiety, depression, and obsessive-compulsive behaviors.

Yeah, that makes sense. These nutcases make Pooky look stable and sane. O.O

Posted by: pookysgirl, manager of therapy appointments at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (XKZwp)

15 They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.

Yeah, they're functional though, and therein lies the rub.

People who are afflicted due to genetics or whatever can barely get through their day. These bints are "influencers".

Life is not fair.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (dCxaZ)

16 *types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (dNqv+)

17 When everyone is mentally ill, then no one is

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

18 Let our enemies know fear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (XvPQV)

19 18 Let our enemies know fear
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (XvPQV)

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Send in the nuns!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

20 The shit?

*takes drag off a smoke, then pounds a shot of whiskey*

Yeah, I was in the shit. I watched a minor riot on television once. I'll never be the same.

Posted by: Patricia Zengerle at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (9/IeZ)

21 that is so sad it's funny. i mean, i'm glad they're sharing their mental illness, but dear god, who does that?

Posted by: metallica at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (p03vF)

22 "don't look ethel patricia!", i yelled, but it was too late. she'd already been flagged.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (sGtp+)

23 American flags are to communists as crucifixes are to vampires.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (bW8dp)

24 She misspelled "ducks."

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (/uaBM)

25 Patricia, don't listen to these haters, I know exactly how you feel about this sort of rabble!

Posted by: King George III at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (ESjRY)

26 I'm frankly shocked Patricia doesn't have her pronounces listed. AND she self-identifies as a wife.

Someone is going to need some re-education camp time....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (XvPQV)

27 I further claim that they have valorized these mental illnesses and treat them as if they are marks of distinction and proofs of refinement and taste,
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You're correct in this assumption.

I saw at my workplace the bragging about how severe their side effects were from boosters.

"Mine were worse than yours! Neener neener neener!"

Sick

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (VWFmc)

28 Posted by: pookysgirl, manager of therapy appointments at July 20, 2022 12:24 PM (XKZwp)

see my @15, pooksygirl.

Pooky is not out there "influencing", is he? He is struggling.

There is no justice in this world.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (dCxaZ)

29 They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.
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And the braver you are just not deciding to end your life today.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (krQz2)

30 Trump broke the mental health of half the country, and likely greatly enhanced it for most of the rest (speaking from personal experience).

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (6/wuM)

31 She was scared of the black guy. Because she's a racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

32
And that's how you know it's going to be a good day...
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (DRSnL)



I wield no such power, but if it makes you happy, I'm in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

33 I am not sure all of this is so much mental illness as it is attempting to get pats on the back and attaboys for posting something that their lefty friends will cheer. Its seeking attention and validation so they seek something that might get it to happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (Ivdso)

34 Cyber security firm confirms, again, that TikTok is a Chinese spy app.

https://bit.ly/3PIylRk

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (eyxn4)

35 I'm literally shaking here!

Posted by: Karen at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (WmGrA)

36 I just opened a bag of M & M's which spilled the multi-colored candies all over my desk. I had a brief LGBWTF anxiety. But, I manned up...ummm, non-binaryied up....ummmm I non-cissed up....

Oh, shit ....we're all going to die of MONKEYPOX!!!!

Posted by: Da Pentagon Trans Dept. at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (uAJc2)

37 Yep, Trump broke a whole lot of people on the left.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (bVYXr)

38 I further claim that they have valorized these mental illnesses and treat them as if they are marks of distinction and proofs of refinement and taste,

at least 50% of posts from women on social media

Posted by: brak at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (j5Tg0)

39 34 Cyber security firm confirms, again, that TikTok is a Chinese spy app.

https://bit.ly/3PIylRk
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (eyxn4)

=========

Trump was a tyrant for trying to cut TikTok off from the US market.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

40 Change the national anthem, the flag, get rid of 4th of July holiday, heap disdain on all our founding documents, presto change-o.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 12:27 PM (jTmQV)

41 For all I knew, the grandma was carrying a concealed AR-15 Glock. I bravely did not throw up.

*shudder*

Posted by: Patricia Zengerle at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (PiwSw)

42 This journolist is literally storming the beaches on D-Day.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (PMR1P)

43 I've met at least two women here who can shoot more accurately than most FBI desk agents, never mind most reporters.

She's right to be afraid, and hopefully she finds out why soon.

Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (/ktS1)

44 The leftwing, insane ravings of politicians and the collusive press is what has driven them crazy, not Trump. If they had seen Trump through a clear filter, they would not have been afraid, at least not nearly as much.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (/uaBM)

45 I saw some part of this coming when my daughter had a couple of friends on psych meds, and she literally envied them. She's wanted to be on psych meds ever since.

Of course, I probably don't have to tell you she's a lib.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (krQz2)

46 I further claim that they have valorized these mental illnesses and treat them as if they are marks of distinction and proofs of refinement and taste, and show their mental illnesses off to each other. They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.
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They almost have to, I think. If your position is "I am so blindered and sclerotic and fragile that the mere appearance of non-conformity with my positions causes me mental trauma" then you're insane and the only way to avoid lapsing into a fugue state is to normalize it through competition with others who are at least as defective as you are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (5zVb8)

47 duck lover = chicken fvcker

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (Y5qcH)

48 She's just signaling her 30%, 29%, 28% of her base. It goes down daily with Biden's poll numbers.

And she does too (w/ Democrats)

But no one talks about that.

Posted by: Scott_T at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (2waQ7)

49 They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.

I agree, although I don't think its crazy (at least in that sense) as much as shark feeding frenzy. Each person has to top the other to be even more sensitive and important, more than everyone else. After a while you really seem crazy and I think it can drive you around the bend if you keep it up and start believing yourself.

And its usually women or highly feminized men who do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (Ivdso)

50 "Mine were worse than yours! Neener neener neener!"

Sick
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (VWFmc)

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The average AWFL type lives in a world they consider very dull. Life bores the shit out of these people. They are very desperate to be the star in their own movie by pretending that things happening to them are Very Important and have Significant Meaning.

Posted by: radar at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (9/IeZ)

51 American flags are to communists as crucifixes are to vampires.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2022 12:25 PM (bW8dp)

we might want to upgrade this to

"... as standardized tests are to baltimore schools."

since i'm not sure that the original carries enough dread anymore...

Posted by: metallica at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (p03vF)

52 21st Century: To the Victim go the spoils.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (krQz2)

53 I keep thinking of Hans Gruber saying 'They are about to be shown he true meaning of power. You will be witnesses.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (dNqv+)

54 Wow Sponge with two wins already

hot streak

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

55 Your hatred of the American Flag makes you a hostile enemy. You should renounce your citizenship and move to a country more to your liking.

I would support tax dollars paying your airfare.


I would even be willing to pay a slight premium if the airlines would pledge to take them only half way.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (AHeqJ)

56 A Gadson flag or three would make her jump off a building I bet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (m7R0k)

57 PTSD from J6. Pretty much the definition of a pussy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (bA3Ln)

58 Women were ALWAYS like this. They always competed with each other for sympathy and "likes" (long before social media) by airing their dirtiest laundry and most embarrassing secrets. This is just a more modern extension of that. As a man, I never understood this motivation. We men keep that shit to ourselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

59 chicken fvcker

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (Y5qcH)

hindenflikkler

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

60 Grannie don't play...

Posted by: huerfano at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (dTFZY)

61 Remember the cartoon guns, where when the trigger was pulled, a flag extended from the barrel that said: "BANG!"

We need an AR-15 accessory that does similar, but extends a United States Flag, instead.

They would shit themselves even sillier than they already are.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (tkOps)

62 Quit being traumatized about minor things or I'll give you something to really be traumatized about... maybe even hospitalized about.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (WKPeU)

63 Can someone please start a GoFundMe to cover Patricia's therapy bill.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (PMR1P)

64 Those are assault flags! Reeeeeeeee

Posted by: Squid at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (hiJiZ)

65 Your hatred of the American Flag makes you a hostile enemy. You should renounce your citizenship and move to a country more to your liking. ...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think it's worse than that. The flag isn't what they hate, it's the people holding it. This person covers Congress. Lots of flags there.

The symbol itself isn't "triggering," but rather it's the person who wields the symbol that triggers them. It isn't American Flags that they hate, it's Americans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (5zVb8)

66 Bingo parlors, the modern-day Nuremberg Nazi rallies.

Those chicks will beat you senseless for a G-53.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (U3uv2)

67 I posit that it wasn't the grandmothers that upset her, but the evil flag that did it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (ZPjs2)

68 🐔🚀

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (44ww/)

69 It's that munchassen by proxy syndrome, except without the proxy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Y5qcH)

70 I'm glad I'm me.. I don't know what I would do if I was terrorized by elderlies carrying the American flag.. What a sad life

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (bs+z0)

71 63 Can someone please start a GoFundMe to cover Patricia's therapy bill.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (PMR1P)

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If you really want to set her off, add her to the AoSHQ prayer list.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (VJsqe)

72 hey always competed with each other for sympathy and "likes" (long before social media) by airing their dirtiest laundry and most embarrassing secrets.

Yeah but they used to do it in private, over the phone or on play dates with the kids. Now they barf it all over the world

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Ivdso)

73 I am also thinking of Tolkien. One of the primary things Tolkien was trying to do with his world was envision a world without a Savior. He believed that the Vikings (Or old Norse and Anglo-Saxon) cultures where men were honorable and good were the true measures of courage- because they did it when there was not a belief in the resurrection and eternal life. To know you will lose eventually and yet continue to strive against the darkness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (dNqv+)

74 I don't worry bout monkey pox, cause I ain't a turd tamping faggot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (QSjkU)

75 This same tramp probably looks at a mayday celebration, with people holding communist flags and che flags, as a beautiful sight.

I want the next president, Trump or DeSantis, to go 100% ful force nationalism. Declare every state/ city capital has to fly ther American flag, that federal lands must be adorned with giant flags, that national holidays should have gigantic patriotic celebrations. Make it so all these crazy leftwingers, who are triggered by patriotism, decide to leave or take a dive off a bridge.

To follow thier mantra, these lefties need to feel uncomfortable everywhere they go.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Y+iPS)

76 Naturally a person of color unnerves the Zengerle person because...well you know, the thing..

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (roPuI)

77 They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.
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And the braver you are just not deciding to end your life today.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (krQz2)

we need to support them and help them understand they NEED to not be brave...

Posted by: metallica at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (p03vF)

78 36 I just opened a bag of M & M's which spilled the multi-colored candies all over my desk. I had a brief LGBWTF anxiety. But, I manned up...ummm, non-binaryied up....ummmm I non-cissed up....

Oh, shit ....we're all going to die of MONKEYPOX!!!!
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Segregate the M&Ms by color and call for help!

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (bA3Ln)

79 Being Transexual was, just a few years ago, a mental disorder because you were trying to fight objective reality.

Now this mental condition is CELEBRATED.

You get less of what you punish, more of what you celebrate or reward.

Heinlein's stories talked about the 'Crazy Years'... when everything went off the rails... these folks WANT it to happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (oHd/0)

80 In my county in Texas when I vote. they give me a sticker to wear with an American Flag and I Voted printed on it.

Is this the case where you folks live, or are American Flags taboo on everything the local government issues?

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

81 I would support tax dollars paying your airfare.

This thread needs more Zod.

No one gets airfare; everyone gets to fly: we will fling all malcontents to an adjacent country of our choice with a gigantic trebuchet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - full contact bingo enthusiast at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (ppBhU)

82 Quit being traumatized about minor things or I'll give you something to really be traumatized about... maybe even hospitalized about.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (WKPeU)

Father?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (U3uv2)

83 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (T4tVD)

84 Sad that these people would rather see a Pride flag, BLM flag or the Ukrainian flag instead of an American flag.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (NpAcC)

85 shit. off yesterdays band sock...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (p03vF)

86 Hiya Ace !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (T4tVD)

87 54 Wow Sponge with two wins already

hot streak
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

He's got the hot hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (dNqv+)

88 I know Ida pissed my pants.

Posted by: MITT ROMNEY at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (z9V4B)

89 Insanity is a relative thing. One man's definition of normal thinking is a leftist's ravings and howling at the Moon.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (/uaBM)

90 I will repeat what Mark Judge wrote yesterday:

Remember, when you ever get a call from a reporter, you are speaking to someone whose job is to use other human beings, even killing them if necessary, to gain power. Treat him exactly as you would a Stasi agent - as a direct descendant of the Nazi stormtrooper.

Media should always be treated as what they are: demons, your enemy, and the enemy of the truth.


If Teh Donald runs again, I want him to say he will only speak to OAN and the Epoch Times and any other 'news' organization had better get their visas ready, because on Day 2 of his term, every editorial board and reporter in the country are going to be arrested for treason.

I love Trump, but I am beyond furious with his coddling of these domestic terrorists.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (AW0uW)

91 76 Naturally a person of color unnerves the Zengerle person because...well you know, the thing..
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (roPuI)

She's a racist commie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (dNqv+)

92 The princess and the pea.

Demonstrating they are high class, by their excruciating sensitivity to miniscule irritants.

You were right years ago. And get more right every year.

Posted by: Pun Intended - thanks buddy! at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (6lLJU)

93 Tough theory to argue with.

Posted by: From about that time at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (4780s)

94 >>I think it's worse than that. The flag isn't what they hate, it's the people holding it. This person covers Congress. Lots of flags there.

Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney think the same way.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (m7R0k)

95
Is this the case where you folks live, or are American Flags taboo on everything the local government issues?
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

Yes.. Before we were forced into mail in voting only

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (bs+z0)

96 76 Naturally a person of color unnerves the Zengerle person because...well you know, the thing..
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (roPuI)

I now identify as a 'Person of Penis'... where does that put me on the social scale?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

97 If you really want to set her off, add her to the AoSHQ prayer list.

She really does need our prayers. This is a woman who needs Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (Ivdso)

98 And then I heard the hatiest hate speech ever. It began with "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands..."

I'm so traumatized I can't even.....

Posted by: Patricia Zengerle at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (PiwSw)

99
Guys... don't downplay this.

I went to a Shoney's at 7am and the KoC were having a breakfast meeting there. I was completely surrounded by these guys. Another Borgia and Torquemada everywhere I looked.

As a Jew, I was... literally shaking.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (Zhwz2)

100 Yikes! The white-haired lady is wearing sensible shoes. Are those Dansko?

Scary white supremacist! Hope there weren't any Hawaiian shirts worn by the "gang" members!

Posted by: Emmie at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (6RgRK)

101 It's a contest among j0uarnAl1sTs. It's who can out anxiety each other.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (sAmhv)

102 This gal is a real hero.

Posted by: Audie Murphy at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (dNqv+)

103 Women were ALWAYS like this. They always competed with each other for sympathy and "likes" (long before social media) by airing their dirtiest laundry and most embarrassing secrets. This is just a more modern extension of that. As a man, I never understood this motivation. We men keep that shit to ourselves.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
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"Game" show 'Queen for a Day:'
Each contestant was asked to talk about the recent financial and emotional hard times she had been through. ... Many women broke down sobbing as they described their plights.

The winning contestant was selected by the audience using an applause meter; the harsher the contestant's situation, the likelier the studio audience was to ring the applause meter's highest level. The winner, to the musical accompaniment of "Pomp and Circumstance", would be draped in a sable-trimmed red velvet robe, given a glittering jeweled crown to wear, placed on a velvet-upholstered throne, and handed a dozen long-stemmed roses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (5zVb8)

104 A Gadson flag or three would make her jump off a building I bet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey

Or more likely call her therapist for a daily dose of validation and enablement.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Iesor)

105 Accurate assessment.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Y+l9t)

106 The old gal in the blue top, proudly carrying The Flag, resembles my Aunt Betty. Aunt Betty never left home without a .38 and a frag.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (lz5hY)

107 Wow Sponge with two wins already

hot streak
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

He's got the hot hand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (dNqv+)


And I'm leaving while on top.

Gotta go.

Y'all be excellent to each other.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

108
My! She is lucky to be alive, much less to be able to report this!

* fans himself *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

109 Bingo parlors, the modern-day Nuremberg Nazi rallies.

Those chicks will beat you senseless for a G-53.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (U3uv2)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (DRSnL)

110 Come, adore her agony

Posted by: DB at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (geLO8)

111 Micro aggression is a strong indicator of micro penis.

Posted by: MJ at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (zwDuR)

112 As a Jew, I was... literally shaking.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (Zhwz2)

How was the breakfast buffet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (dNqv+)

113 I like that they are all wearing sensible shoes.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (Y+l9t)

114 Middle aged man with a knife has to fend off multiple attackers in broad daylight in S Africa.

https://bit.ly/3uZKg5C

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (eyxn4)

115 107 Y'all be excellent to each other.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

*flame war immediately breaks out*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

116 In my county in Texas when I vote. they give me a sticker to wear with an American Flag and I Voted printed on it.

Is this the case where you folks live, or are American Flags taboo on everything the local government issues?
Posted by: Gref

Same here.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (mn1Pi)

117 If they really thought that "January 6th" was an attack on the existing American political tradition, then they wouldn't be saying that flags give them an insurrectiony feeling.

They also wouldn't say that maybe Independence Day can just become a conservative thing.

They are telling us this is a slow-motion revolution. They have the power, and we'll be put in gulags if we make too big a fuss.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (krQz2)

118 I now identify as a 'Person of Penis'... where does that put me on the social scale?
---------------
How many inches of penis are we talking about?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (bA3Ln)

119
Front toward enemy, bitch! Front toward enemy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

120 I misspelled Gadsden. I'm a little slow.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (m7R0k)

121
How was the breakfast buffet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (dNqv+)

Poisoned. Probably by some latter-day Medici.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (Zhwz2)

122 Is this the case where you folks live, or are American Flags taboo on everything the local government issues?

Mostly not, but I live in Oregon, so its barely America anyway. The Democratic Party's downtown headquarters has never once had any flags, bunting or anything patriotic whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (Ivdso)

123 And I'm leaving while on top.

Gotta go.

Y'all be excellent to each other.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

*he walks away coolly while the blog blows up behind him*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (dNqv+)

124 57 PTSD from J6. Pretty much the definition of a pussy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (bA3Ln)

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Hah...this reminds me of an episode of Rescue Me, from the first season when it was good. The lieutenant is having 9/11 nightmares and flashbacks and such, and his wife or someone convinces him to go to a 9/11 survivor support group. He tells his story, and other people sobbing are telling theirs, when it dawns on him that none of these people were actually at the towers. They were watching it on TV, or from 30 blocks away, etc. He storms out, yelling "You're not survivors, you're just a bunch of pussies!" Cracked me up.

Posted by: Patricia Zengerle at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (9/IeZ)

125 I survived the Gram-pocalypse and all I got was this lousy tweet.

Posted by: Patricia Zengerle at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (VJsqe)

126 120 I misspelled Gadsden. I'm a little slow.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (m7R0k)

========

Don't you dare try to spell Moultrie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

127 They are telling us this is a slow-motion revolution. They have the power, and we'll be put in gulags if we make too big a fuss.
---------------
You counter gulags with mass graves. This is known.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (bA3Ln)

128 Is this the case where you folks live, or are American Flags taboo on everything the local government issues?
Posted by: Gref
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Michigan isn't quite there yet. We still get the flaggy "I voted" stickers.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (krQz2)

129 If we fling them with trebuchets into adjacent countries, who will dig the Transcontinental Dignity Canal?

Posted by: Butch at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (0APJ3)

130 Trump broke the mental health of half the country, and likely greatly enhanced it for most of the rest (speaking from personal experience).

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (6/wuM)

It was there, nascent. He just freed them to expose it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (U3uv2)

131 Poisoned. Probably by some latter-day Medici.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (Zhwz2)

Well, at least there was good art.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:37 PM (dNqv+)

132 The AWFL diagnosis fits a former in law of ours. To a Tee.

My wife tells me that Silvia Plath was like that earlier.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TgBWG)

133 99 Good thing you got out of there before the pancake cut with the swords. They all carry swords.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 20, 2022 12:37 PM (lz5hY)

134 She was hoping that someone would wolf-whistle and call out her scrumptious booty, ala AOC.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TNyrE)

135 Front toward enemy, bitch! Front toward enemy!
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:37 PM (ZsSGI)

136 73 I am also thinking of Tolkien. One of the primary things Tolkien was trying to do with his world was envision a world without a Savior. He believed that the Vikings (Or old Norse and Anglo-Saxon) cultures where men were honorable and good were the true measures of courage- because they did it when there was not a belief in the resurrection and eternal life. To know you will lose eventually and yet continue to strive against the darkness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (dNqv+)

Norse religion has an afterlife. Not really familiar with anything that portrayed the Germanics and Nordics as particularly honorable (or dishonorable). Romans were big on honor and Greeks were the opposite (they frame Odysseus differently as a consequence). The French were very big on honor but the Franks cribbed enormously from the Romans, basically keeping intact many of the military structures of the late empire.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:37 PM (L4he4)

137 I now identify as a 'Person of Penis'... where does that put me on the social scale?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 12:33 PM (oHd/0)


On the extreme end of the "racist oppressor" side. Unless you're gay, or pretending to be a girl.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (DRSnL)

138 Oh, and I forgot to actually make the point on "Queen for a Day." It isn't new. "Queen for a Day" ran in the *40s* on radio and then got a TV version in the 50s that ran for nine years.

And yes, this was in America. The phenomenon is not new. The saturation levels it has achieved and its normalization, however, is much more recent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (5zVb8)

139 I was completely surrounded by these guys. Another Borgia and Torquemada everywhere I looked.

Were they eating hate pancakes with torture syrup?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Ivdso)

140
The winning contestant was selected by the audience using an applause meter; the harsher the contestant's situation, the likelier the studio audience was to ring the applause meter's highest level. The winner, to the musical accompaniment of "Pomp and Circumstance", would be draped in a sable-trimmed red velvet robe, given a glittering jeweled crown to wear, placed on a velvet-upholstered throne, and handed a dozen long-stemmed roses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


And then unceremoniously dropped into a hidden dunk tank, right! Please lie, if necessary!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (pNxlR)

141 Elric, please don't lump me in with those idiot Karens.
Some of us have always been smart, heterosexual and conservative.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)

142 My theory amasses more proof every day.

This brings up something very cromulent, which I'd like to point out: You can't have ass without mass.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

143 People like this are bragging to anyone who will listen about how weak and mentally unstable they are.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (ZPjs2)

144 Yep, Trump broke a whole lot of people on the left.

Including a couple of members of my family. I find it ironic that they also happen to be the family Branch Covidians.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Xrfse)

145 Dang I remember Queen for a Day. Childhood illness had me in front of the TV a lot. Haven't thought of it in years.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (LdmGl)

146 142 My theory amasses more proof every day.

This brings up something very cromulent, which I'd like to point out: You can't have ass without mass.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

==========

*shakes what she don't got*
-Brie Larson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

147 I now identify as a 'Person of Penis'... where does that put me on the social scale?
---------------
How many inches of penis are we talking about?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (bA3Ln)
==
Grower or shower?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (WKPeU)

148 So she sees something that upsets her that normal Americans do and just stands around then tweets about it.

She has all the makings of a stellar LEO, perhaps even Fed level.

Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (HVuiX)

149 Don't you dare try to spell Moultrie.
___

That's how it's spelt in south GA.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (ZsSGI)

150 Wow Sponge with two wins already

hot streak
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

He's got the hot hand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:32 PM (dNqv+)

i tought it was a slow hand?

*hums tune*

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (p03vF)

151 I'm getting pretty triggered over the Stacey Abrams stickers popping up here. Always on the cars of middle aged white people.

*eye twitch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

152 It would be funny if it was just their mental illness. But they are using it as an excuse to put people who don't agree with them in jail, dox them until an assassin shows up or take away their jobs.

Meanwhile, Republicans are holding their coats.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (X0TVS)

153 in the Grooming State of Maryland, the MontCo groomers got scared of a counter-grooming protest outside a drag-story book hour. The protestors were some little old ladies but Erlich and other county executives acted like it was an incursion by the Wolverines.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (OuH7W)

154 Dang I remember Queen for a Day. Childhood illness had me in front of the TV a lot. Haven't thought of it in years.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
___

Never heard of it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (ZsSGI)

155 They are telling us this is a slow-motion revolution. They have the power, and we'll be put in gulags if we make too big a fuss.
---------------
You counter gulags with mass graves. This is known.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Just musing out loud. If these people were hung from trees, they would be perfect decorations by Halloween.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (1cmKJ)

156
The French were very big on honor but the Franks cribbed enormously from the Romans, basically keeping intact many of the military structures of the late empire.
Posted by: Someguy's


The Romans were cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

157 And then unceremoniously dropped into a hidden dunk tank, right! Please lie, if necessary!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM


You really are under 29.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at July 20, 2022 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)

158 They are telling us this is a slow-motion revolution. They have the power, and we'll be put in gulags if we make too big a fuss.
---------------
You counter gulags with mass graves. This is known.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:36 PM (bA3Ln)
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Quickly and unmercifully.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2022 12:40 PM (WKPeU)

159 139 I was completely surrounded by these guys. Another Borgia and Torquemada everywhere I looked.

Were they eating hate pancakes with torture syrup?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Ivdso)

Auto de fe Bananas Foster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)

160 145 Dang I remember Queen for a Day. Childhood illness had me in front of the TV a lot. Haven't thought of it in years.
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What levels of pity women will go to to win a washing machine is amazing. Today's QFAD is The View.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (bA3Ln)

161 It would be funny if it was just their mental illness. But they are using it as an excuse to put people who don't agree with them in jail, dox them until an assassin shows up or take away their jobs.

Meanwhile, Republicans are holding their coats.
Posted by: Marcus T


AND THAT IS WHY I AM NO LONGER VOTING FOR REPUBLICAN INCUMBENTS.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (1cmKJ)

162
In their minds, they are tightly strung replicas of Carrie, ready to SNAP! and begin immolating their tormentors in the blink of an eye!

Keep your distance, beeyotches!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (pNxlR)

163 I saw a guy yesterday in bright yellow leggings with a matching banana colored suit jacket.
It's not just women.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (Y+l9t)

164 I loved an interview I saw with a young guy talking to women (in England). He questioned a couple women about abortion and they were 100% absolute in their assertion that your own body was yours to decide what to do with without any exceptions: total bodily autonomy. No matter what.

Then he asked them about vaccine mandates, requiring shots. Which both women were totally for, unquestioned.

He asked them about this dichotomy and one of the girls claimed "well abortion isn't killing anybody".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (Ivdso)

165 Dang I remember Queen for a Day. Childhood illness had me in front of the TV a lot. Haven't thought of it in years.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

Lia Thomas will be a contestant.....

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (T4tVD)

166 Queen for a Day.

With the audience participation misery meter needle gauge!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (xRQ1r)

167 163 I saw a guy yesterday in bright yellow leggings with a matching banana colored suit jacket.
It's not just women.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (Y+l9t)

No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (PiwSw)

168 These people need to be in full time care facilities.

That...or....you know, have the shit slapped out of them once or twice.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (CCf67)

169 Nazi tactics,,,,,okay
Nazi killers are terrorists.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (2MaNc)

170 What levels of pity women will go to to win a washing machine is amazing. Today's QFAD is The View.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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*shudders*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (ZsSGI)

171 the flag is like a cross to a vampire,

Posted by: no 6 at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (i0Lci)

172 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (dNqv+)

173 Middle aged man with a knife has to fend off multiple attackers in broad daylight in S Africa.
==
But but but, if he had a gun, some of those boys might have been killed!!!

Posted by: Pearl Clutching Liberal at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (YVawH)

174 Elric, please don't lump me in with those idiot Karens.
Some of us have always been smart, heterosexual and conservative.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)
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Sharon is Karen?

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (krQz2)

175 Yep, Trump broke a whole lot of people on the left.

Including a couple of members of my family. I find it ironic that they also happen to be the family Branch Covidians.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM


Had a buddy for over 20 years get broken by Trump, and he too turned into a branch covidian. I blocked him after he said the best thing that could happen to the Country if Trump would just up and die. He claims he is a catholic. I guess he is a nancy pelosi kind of catholic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (bVYXr)

176
Avoid the malls, people... forget that lone wolf shooter the other day. If you go to those places early enough, it's like seeing a decrepit version of Operation Barbarossa. You never know what that many Matlock fans are capable of.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (Zhwz2)

177 He asked them about this dichotomy and one of the girls claimed "well abortion isn't killing anybody".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (Ivdso)
++++
Which is odd, because it does hurt a body. The pro-abortion crowd argues that it isn't a *life,* but not that it isn't a body.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (5zVb8)

178 I saw a guy yesterday in bright yellow leggings with a matching banana colored suit jacket.
It's not just women.
Posted by: Sharon
___

Did he have a monkey with him that answers to 'George'?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (ZsSGI)

179 Just musing out loud. If these people were hung from trees, they would be perfect decorations by Halloween.
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You meant 'hanged from trees' didn't you? Northern Europeans have a thing for hanging. Its a big part of who we are. We need to get back to basics. The Old Ways are best.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (bA3Ln)

180 I saw a guy yesterday in bright yellow leggings with a matching banana colored suit jacket.
It's not just women.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

It wasn't me.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (T4tVD)

181 I'm getting pretty triggered over the Stacey Abrams stickers popping up here. Always on the cars of middle aged white people.

*eye twitch*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM


Since the Republicans are going to make a big deal about only 17% of my contributions coming from within Georgia, can I count on you Jane to help raise that number?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Re the last paras, I guess you've met my sisters.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (cTCuP)

183 They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.

My theory amasses more proof every day.

Progressivism is a cross between the Red Queen thinking impossible thoughts and the belief that believing in something makes it real!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (ex2Cx)

184 It's too bad that mentally ill people cannot be kept off of the interwebs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (qZQHw)

185 Re: Jews.

I like a series on the Military Channel called "Dogfights". I've seen them all at least twice, but I never get tired of the one about the Israeli Aces. They all speak English, but think in Hebrew and translate in their heads on the fly, leading to some entertaining phrasing. Example: Instead of saying I really love flying the F-15, The Israeli Ace will say Flying F-15 fills me with great joy. Heh. Never gets old.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (QSjkU)

186 178 I saw a guy yesterday in bright yellow leggings with a matching banana colored suit jacket.
It's not just women.
Posted by: Sharon
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Did he have a monkey with him that answers to 'George'?
------------
Bet he had a big sombero, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (bA3Ln)

187 Never heard of it.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:39 PM (ZsSGI)


Me neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (DRSnL)

188 He asked them about this dichotomy and one of the girls claimed "well abortion isn't killing anybody".

Teh stoopid is breathtaking. This is what we're dealing with.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (Xrfse)

189 What levels of pity women will go to to win a washing machine is amazing. Today's QFAD is The View.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (bA3Ln)
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Ugh. Yeah, this is probably true. I'll bet that if you could time-warp the QFAD audience to Current Year, they'd all be eating bon bons and watching Whoppi Goldberg agitate to make DOCTOR Jill the Surgeon General.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (5zVb8)

190 I'd wager this broad is faking her "wave of J6 anxiety."

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (sVtYq)

191 The winner, to the musical accompaniment of "Pomp and Circumstance", would be draped in a sable-trimmed red velvet robe, given a glittering jeweled crown to wear, placed on a velvet-upholstered throne, and handed a dozen long-stemmed roses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

And then unceremoniously dropped into a hidden dunk tank, right! Please lie, if necessary!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022


***
Maybe on Truth or Consequences!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (txdEq)

192 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
"They just put them through." Continuing to lie, Whoopi claims Justices Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett were not actually nominated to the Supreme Court.

Also- Whoopi Goldberg falsely claims the Supreme Court is looking to abolish interracial marriages and that Justice Clarence Thomas is leading the charge.
"Yeah, he brought that one up," she ignorantly declared. "Yes, he did! Yes, he did!"
#ABCStandards

https://tinyurl.com/bkp2vhc5

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (NpAcC)

193 184 It's too bad that mentally ill people cannot be kept off of the interwebs.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (qZQHw)

facebook??

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (ex2Cx)

194 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM


Personally, I'm just wild about Saffron.

Posted by: Donovan at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

195 Pooky is not out there "influencing", is he? He is struggling.

There is no justice in this world.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 12:26 PM (dCxaZ)

Yeah, he's pretty much a hermit who doesn't do social media. But he's getting a service dog next month! Yay! (Woof woof!)

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting the house dog-ready at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (XKZwp)

196 Ace I seem to remember when the left was reluctant to put out the Stars and Stripes in the days after 9/11.

There was even a reporterette that wrote a column on how uncomfortable she was putting a flag out in those days and only did it because her neighbors did so.

They have always hated the American flag and America.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (HJcWr)

197 That was specifically the argument of the prosecution in one of the cases seeking to bar a Republican for insurrection-- that any reference to 1776 was a call to insurrection.

Well, yes. The Declaration of Independence was treason, insurrection and war against the King and crown.

Or, as the Neo-Loyalists call it today, "our democracy."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (CVCHS)

198 us have always been smart, heterosexual and conservative.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)
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Sharon is Karen?

Some of you tend to lump all women into one category like we are all the same. I resent that.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (Y+l9t)

199 There's at least one other blue check reporter for a major publication in the thread telling her that she's not helping. I bet he's catching all kinds of hell on the newspaper's Slack right now.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (MpOGS)

200 I further claim that they have valorized these mental illnesses and treat them as if they are marks of distinction and proofs of refinement and taste, and show their mental illnesses off to each other. They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.

You sir are not wrong.

Rush Limbaugh (PBUH) used to refer to the American Celebration of Dysfunction and the Endless Parade of Human Debris.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (6TxNR)

201 Dang I remember Queen for a Day.
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I remember one segment where the moms competed who could put pillows in pillow cases fastest. I don't think it would have lasted long these days.

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (+ya+t)

202 I'm getting pretty triggered over the Stacey Abrams stickers popping up here. Always on the cars of middle aged white people.
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Some people prefer FFS = Fat Female Sociopath

Posted by: it explains HIllary! at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (8rjf2)

203 Gen X and Z kids wear their mental illnesses (almost always self- diagnosed) on their sleeves like Boy Scouts used to wear merit badges.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (QY+6a)

204 Brave firefighter need to listen to Granny, she put some knowledge on you. You need some knowledge cause you ain't got none.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (gktX6)

205 He asked them about this dichotomy and one of the girls claimed "well abortion isn't killing anybody".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (Ivdso)
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Which is odd, because it does hurt a body. The pro-abortion crowd argues that it isn't a *life,* but not that it isn't a body.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The father has a distinct DNA. The mother has a distinct DNA. At the moment of conception, the baby has a distinct DNA separate from the mother and father.

THAT is science sexually.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (1cmKJ)

206 Worse. They have been anathematizing traditional patriotism and anything that smacks of conservatism. This is just the casual expression.

Her 'anxiety' is dwarfed by her hatred of the group. They really do hate America.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (IEa8U)

207 Sharon is Karen?

Some of you tend to lump all women into one category like we are all the same. I resent that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (Y+l9t)
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Read the phrase aloud.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (krQz2)

208 "AWFL - Affluent white female liberal. She has finally gotten 'woke' and and realizes how good she's had it throughout life." Urban Dictionary

had to look it up .... but I don't think they realize how good they have had it. They just virtue signal their hate for all the "others" (white male Christians in particular) ... they don't want to give up any of their seditiously/maliciously procured entitlements.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

209 177 He asked them about this dichotomy and one of the girls claimed "well abortion isn't killing anybody".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (Ivdso)
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Which is odd, because it does hurt a body. The pro-abortion crowd argues that it isn't a *life,* but not that it isn't a body.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (5zVb

Isn't a person. The separate life part isn't really disputable.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (L4he4)

210 They may actually be addicted to the outrage at this point in the way that combat causes heightened stress-responsive states that can't be replicated in peacetime, thus leading to depression. Except that they can avoid the peacetime post-2020 depressive comedown by kiting from new outrage to new outrage. The MSM is just a dealer for these people - trafficking them hits of outrage daily.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (HCRZt)

211 199 There's at least one other blue check reporter for a major publication in the thread telling her that she's not helping. I bet he's catching all kinds of hell on the newspaper's Slack right now.
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (MpOGS)

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As long as newspapers and ezines allow their reporters to post on social media, the image of the ignorant, idiotic, and partisan reporter will never die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

212 Imagine if you will you are in an intersection between reality and the Twilight Zone where Twitter suddenly vanishes.

No apps, no links, and no accounts.

Would that be Utopia? Or sheer Hell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (1pkUZ)

213 *looks back up top*

WTG, SPONGE!

And in the preferred location, too.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (cTCuP)

214 Two clot shots depresses your immune system for at least eight months according to European Medicines Agency. People who didn't take the shot have better immune response than people who had two clot shots eight months prior.

https://bit.ly/3cqrmOH

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (eyxn4)

215 I dimly remember Queen For a Day being on daytime TV when I was in grammar school. If I were home sick, or pretending to be, mornings were fun with the game shows and reruns of popular night-time sitcoms like Dick Van Dyke. Afternoons, there were a couple of game shows like You Don't Say! and Password, but it was mostly soap operas between noon and 3 or 4. I read instead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (txdEq)

216 Don't worry, Patricia. It's not like you will shot by a Capitol Police Officer despite the fact that your a an unarmed female. That's just crazy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)

217 Some of you tend to lump all women into one category like we are all the same. I resent that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (Y+l9t)

Unfortunately your are in the minority for your gender. I wish it wasn't so.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 12:48 PM (CXyxz)

218 Whoopi claims Justices Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett were not actually nominated to the Supreme Court.

Also- Whoopi Goldberg falsely claims the Supreme Court is looking to abolish interracial marriages and that Justice Clarence Thomas is leading the charge.


Yeah well. I'm not sure if she's just so ignorant she believes this or if she just is spouting whatever stupid vomit she wants and defying anyone to correct her on the assumption that her viewers are even dumber and will believe it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:48 PM (Ivdso)

219 It's too bad that mentally ill people cannot be kept off of the interwebs.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2022 12:44 PM (qZQHw)

It is a vector for stronger illnesses in smaller groups. Furries for example. The backlash will be biblical just to bring society back to near-normal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 12:48 PM (44ww/)

220 It's a drama queen thing. Not all of them are mentally ill, technically speaking.

They've abandoned "live and let live" and feign over the top reactions to anything they don't like. Which of course, is just about everything these days.

"Nothing without the State. Everything within the State". The Narrative must be adhered to, or you will be Unpeopled.

Then it becomes a matter of Virtue Signaling. Ever more and increasing outrage is required, because whatever was outrageous two years ago no longer provides enough traction.

So they have to find something new, more extreme, to get out in front.

What concerns me, brainwashed people, there isn't much success in deprogramming statistically. People go crazy en masse (like right now) but they only regain sanity one by one.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (uwpR7)

221 Sharon is Karen?

Some of you tend to lump all women into one category like we are all the same. I resent that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (Y+l9t)

Isn't that what they teach in schools? Sharon is karen.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (L4he4)

222 Climate Freaks use instant concrete

https://tinyurl.com/3eskr4r4

*yanks cord on mini mac 10 chainsaw*

Ill get this fellows!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ex2Cx)

223 Husband and I were at dinner last week and a couple of Libs with their grown son sat near us.

First of all, the woman looks as you'd expect: wild gray hair that looked like it hadn't seen a brush all day, and the husband was a pale, thin beta. So was the son.

They were talking loudly about the son's flight home to NY the next day, and then mom loudly talked about supporting Tank Abrams because "We HAVE to turn Georgia blue!"

I despise these locusts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

224 185 I like the guy who splashed X amount of Syrians, ran out of missiles and the interviewer asked if he then returned to base. "Why would I do that, I still had the internal guns".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)

225 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM

Personally, I'm just wild about Saffron.
Posted by: Donovan at July 20, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

idk, she was cute and all, but Eddy always did something for me...

#AbFab

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (p03vF)

226 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
______________________________________

Right?

No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (lf83v)

227 you now can go to lock up for calling a tojo a nip

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (us2H3)

228 There was even a reporterette that wrote a column on how uncomfortable she was putting a flag out in those days and only did it because her neighbors did so.

They have always hated the American flag and America.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (HJcWr)


A Washington Post columnist wrote a piece post 9/11 about how strong their love for America and all the flags was.

I sent him an email asking if he was still proud of the fact that his child not only refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, but did not even know the words.

He got all huffy and said I never said that! So I sent him the column he wrote, where he said just that.

He did not reply.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (6TxNR)

229 178 I saw a guy yesterday in bright yellow leggings with a matching banana colored suit jacket.
It's not just women.
Posted by: Sharon
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Did he have a monkey with him that answers to 'George'?
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Bet he had a big sombero, too.

The funniest part is that I thought at first it was a regular man's suit until I got closer and saw that the pants were actually stretchy leggings. Somebody actually designed that and got someone to buy it.
Long live Capitalism.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (Y+l9t)

230 > Which is odd, because it does hurt a body. The pro-abortion crowd argues that it isn't a *life,* but not that it isn't a body.

Democrats in 1845: It's not a person, we can enslave it.
Democrats in 2022: It's not a person, we can kill it.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (eyxn4)

231 She won't last five minutes when the food riots begin.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (VTCpa)

232 My former dental hygienist was an AWFL who seemed very friendly as long as I said little in response to her endless stream of NPR narratives. One day she asked what my black bracelet said, I turned it around so she could see the "Don't Tread on Me" in small block letters. Her face paled and she went silent. Nothing was the same after that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (H8QX8)

233 Steer clear of that menacing 1776 gang. They's too tough for us.

Posted by: Bandidos Motorcycle Club at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (4I/2K)

234
Dang I remember Queen for a Day. Childhood illness had me in front of the TV a lot. Haven't thought of it in years.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
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Never heard of it.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


It was a few years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/mur9npxn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (63Dwl)

235 "AWFL - Affluent white female liberal. She has finally gotten 'woke' and and realizes how good she's had it throughout life." Urban Dictionary ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (Cus5s)
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That's a decent definition, but it also underscores the madness and stupidity. Realizing that you have it good should make you want to defend that goodness, not destroy it.

But guilt and clique memberships are powerful drugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (5zVb8)

236 Also- Whoopi Goldberg falsely claims the Supreme Court is looking to abolish interracial marriages and that Justice Clarence Thomas is leading the charge.
"Yeah, he brought that one up," she ignorantly declared. "Yes, he did! Yes, he did!"
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So...

This insanely stupid woman is saying that Clarence Thomas, a brilliant jurist who just so happens to be black, is leading the charge to do away with interracial marriage, though he himself is married to a white woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (ZsSGI)

237 I pulled up who my state and fed congress critters are and all 5 would like to speak to the manager this instant. But diversity or the patriarchy or some shit.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (Z+i3v)

238 In the past, people used to be able to handle the concept that someone else might have a different political opinion.

This has to do with the de-feminization of women. When you de-masculinize men, you get the same sort of craziness.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (5HBd1)

239 Ace I seem to remember when the left was reluctant to put out the Stars and Stripes in the days after 9/11.

There was even a reporterette that wrote a column on how uncomfortable she was putting a flag out in those days and only did it because her neighbors did so.

They have always hated the American flag and America.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (HJcWr)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XvPQV)

240 208 "AWFL - Affluent white female liberal. She has finally gotten 'woke' and and realizes how good she's had it throughout life." Urban Dictionary

had to look it up .... but I don't think they realize how good they have had it. They just virtue signal their hate for all the "others" (white male Christians in particular) ... they don't want to give up any of their seditiously/maliciously procured entitlements.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

___________________________

. . . or a white female liberal who wants to be thought of as affluent. Kinda like affluent-adjacent. And my guess is the worst of the AWFLs are this kind. They don't have the money that truly affluent people have, but goddammit they can have the same thoughts! That's their only means of entry into the club.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

241 223 They were talking loudly about the son's flight home to NY the next day, and then mom loudly talked about supporting Tank Abrams because "We HAVE to turn Georgia blue!"

I despise these locusts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

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"When Abrams loses, I'm going to make sure that we make it illegal to transition children without their parents' permission!"
-just as loudly

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

242 'you're not helping, leon

what do you mean i'm not helping*

then he got a round of blaster,

*blade runner

Posted by: no 6 at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (i0Lci)

243 Isn't a person. The separate life part isn't really disputable.
Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (L4he4)
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Fair. Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (5zVb8)

244 How many inches of penis are we talking about?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM


Always an inquiry of interest.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (a3Q+t)

245 They are aggressively parading with intent to sedition.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (R8uWY)

246 He asked them about this dichotomy and one of the girls claimed "well abortion isn't killing anybody".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:42 PM (Ivdso)


Getting an abortion is more likely to kill a woman than getting Covid. Heck, getting the Covid shots is more likely to kill a bearing-aged woman than getting Covid.

Posted by: Emmie at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (6RgRK)

247 Meanwhile, Republicans are holding their coats.
Posted by: Marcus T


AND THAT IS WHY I AM NO LONGER VOTING FOR REPUBLICAN INCUMBENTS.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:41 PM (1cmKJ)

X2

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (U3uv2)

248 One of the words devoid of meaning in the modern world is"trauma". Everyone describes things that don't break their way as trauma and needs to have some special accomodation. What's the phrase they use? Having to fo the emotional work to fight the daily trauma of systemic arseism.?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (YbtTW)

249 Where are those grandmas’ tiki torches?

Be better grandmas, be better.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (YntaV)

250 Isn't a person. The separate life part isn't really disputable.
Posted by: Someguy's


Is.

The father has a distinct DNA. The mother has a distinct DNA. At the moment of conception, the baby has a distinct DNA separate from the mother and father.

THAT is science sexually.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (1cmKJ)

251 226 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
___________________________________

looks good on you, tho

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

252 He got all huffy and said I never said that! So I sent him the column he wrote, where he said just that.

He did not reply.
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (6TxNR)

Excellent.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (H8QX8)

253 1776 values? They want to enslave the blacks! 3/5ths of a person! Reeeee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (R8uWY)

254 Yellow makes me sad sometimes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (R8uWY)

255 #192

And you know our nation's legions of editors, and fact checkers will just let this one slip on by.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (CCf67)

256 254 Yellow makes me sad sometimes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (R8uWY)

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Because you're dehydrated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

257 My oldest brothers baked up banana peels and smoked it because of that Mellow Yellow song. No, it doesn't get you high, but it does make you cough a lot and want to throw up.

Frank Zappa even mocked it in a song.

https://youtu.be/iBc9wDGHd-w

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:51 PM (Ivdso)

258 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
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It makes an even worse appetizer.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (krQz2)

259 She is carrying one of the 50,000 flags in history that represented people living on stolen land!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (8GBH4)

260 These people aren't even suitable for canal digging. How is poor Zod ever going to complete his public works programs?

Posted by: PabloD at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (VDHrj)

261 Elric, please don't lump me in with those idiot Karens.
Some of us have always been smart, heterosexual and conservative.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)
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Sharon is Karen?

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (krQz2)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (U3uv2)

262 Unfortunately the judges and prosecutors and jailers going after the J6 political prisoners are a bunch of Patricia Zengerles.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (mNhhD)

263 idk, she was cute and all, but Eddy always did something for me...

#AbFab
Posted by: SturmToddler
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Patsy setting herself on fire, as well as Eddy's kitchen, is still hilarious.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (ZsSGI)

264 224 185 I like the guy who splashed X amount of Syrians, ran out of missiles and the interviewer asked if he then returned to base. "Why would I do that, I still had the internal guns".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)
Heh, they pull shit that I know gets them into trouble, like lying to their commanding officer about their whereabouts so they can get enough migs to make ace without competition. That can't go over too well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (QSjkU)

265 250 Isn't a person. The separate life part isn't really disputable.
Posted by: Someguy's


Is.

The father has a distinct DNA. The mother has a distinct DNA. At the moment of conception, the baby has a distinct DNA separate from the mother and father.

THAT is science sexually.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (1cmKJ)

I already noted that the separate life part isn't disputable. They dispute the personhood, which is either an argument about souls or something else. Lots of things are alive that aren't people.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (L4he4)

266 Some of you tend to lump all women into one category like we are all the same. I resent that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (Y+l9t)

that's not true, ther's all kinds of lovely variety

redheads, blondes, brunettes, raven haired vixens....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (p03vF)

267 Is Last Generation still gluing themselves to the autobahn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (1pkUZ)

268 The Romans were cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Who knew?
______________________________________________

Ahem.

Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (lf83v)

269 In the current episode of "Days of Our J6 Lives," the Secret Service is discovered to have deleted texts from Trumpenhitler.

Trumpenhitler ordered the Secret Service agent to drive to the Capitol and kidnap Pence, using the pretext of protecting him from the riots Trumpenhitler had just incited.

Gripping recovered memories from Madison Crawdad, from when she astral projected to the Presidential Limo and saw Trumpenhitler grab the wheel and attempt to force the agent to the Capitol, were thus confirmed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (CVCHS)

270 This displaying of mental illness as some modern couture reminds of the 1700's Macaroni (of the Yankee Doodle Dandy era) where each fop tried to outdo each other in more and more outrageous clothes, wigs and postures in a bid to be more talked about and thus relevant...

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (+Cgut)

271 74 I don't worry bout monkey pox, cause I ain't a turd tamping faggot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:31 PM (QSjkU)


You are not...but what is your partner doing?

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (dCxaZ)

272 My political opinion comes from equality and fairness and non bigotry. If you disagree with me, you must be a hateful malicious bigot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (R8uWY)

273 They have always hated the American flag and America.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM (HJcWr)
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But they really love DC.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (krQz2)

274 Ace "I further claim that they have valorized these mental illnesses and treat them as if they are marks of distinction"

This making a virtue out of being a victim has been inching up for a long time. I noticed it with the 9-11 attacks taking out the WTC. Everyone who died was called a hero not a victim. I'm ok with someone who was in a horrific accident or was a victim of serious assault and battles through the pain to return to normal life being called a hero. But the label gets attached to every victim now, whether they just gave up or did heroically win the personal battle with pain.

So now we get some teens and hysterical adults making themselves mentally ill to gain that victimhood virtue mantle while denigrating people that build a profitable business or otherwise achieve traditional success.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (3cGpq)

275 Well 44 GOP reps supported making homosexual marriages legal throughout the country. I'm sure it will pass in the Senate.

Posted by: WiNO - Time for a Marriage Amendment at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (EpDzw)

276 The BEE for the WIN:

North Dakota Assassinates, Dismembers Journalist So Biden Will Let Them Drill For Oil

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (ex2Cx)

277 Yeah well. I'm not sure if she's just so ignorant she believes this or if she just is spouting whatever stupid vomit she wants and defying anyone to correct her on the assumption that her viewers are even dumber and will believe it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:48 PM (Ivdso)


They put this crap out so people can feel validated when they repeat it. Whoopi wouldn't just make that up out of thin air, would she?

Sure, why not. It isn't like she's going to get docked a day's pay or something. The Left is perfectly okay with the multiple prongs of Thomas is a hypocrite for wanting to roll back interracial marriage, to Thomas is some throwback who thinks interracial marriage is wrong, and also, Thomas is a white supremacist for marrying outside of his race, doesn't he know his place?

Notice NONE of those positions allows for the position that Thomas is NOT against interracial marriage and has no interest in it being overturned.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (6TxNR)

278 We had a Board of Education meeting last night in my community about the new inclusive curriculum (Yah! Sexualize these kids early /s.) I have mentioned this on a couple of threads. I had to leave early, but apparently some weird woman who happens to be a veterinarian and is gay and wants everybody to know her sexual orientation went off on a rant about "white conservatives with guns." Sounds like she has some mental issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (PrR4G)

279 I've always read an implied exception for 'ettes when the 'rons go on a year.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (cTCuP)

280 Queen for a Day didn't make a lot of sense to a kid. They bring out all these people they used to know and you're thinking "I saw all my friends yesterday". It's just hard to imagine they haven't seen these people in years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (5HBd1)

281 Liberal American women have so many first world problems, they are unable to even acknowledge how easy and care free their worthless lives are.

They do not have children or husbands to care for so they invent problems and issues to feel needed and important.

It is very sad that so many women are pathetic losers with no purpose.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (Ypbog)

282 I resent that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:46 PM

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Isn't that what they teach in schools? Sharon is karen.
Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:49 PM


Calm down, Sharon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

283 Someone please tell me this dingbat is being roasted on Twatter

Posted by: Joetato at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (YTBIQ)

284 there is nothing more exciting than watching the republicans do nothing

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)

285 I'm trying to decide if Patricia is just virtue signaling and hoping for a raise, or if she really is a spineless wimp who likely has never stood for anything in her life.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (anj39)

286 where each fop tried to outdo each other in more and more outrageous clothes, wigs and postures in a bid to be more talked about and thus relevant...

Beau Bridges, et al. It was a pretty silly time to be a male.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (Ivdso)

287 You are not...but what is your partner doing?
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (dCxaZ)

Last I checked, she was still in her grave.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (QSjkU)

288 Fkin Communists can leave any day he wants, there are no walls to keep him in

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (LC6Kq)

289 THAT is science sexually.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 12:50 PM (1cmKJ)
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We love it.

Posted by: People Who Love Science Sexually at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (krQz2)

290 So now we get some teens and hysterical adults making themselves mentally ill to gain that victimhood virtue mantle while denigrating people that build a profitable business or otherwise achieve traditional success.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (3cGpq)

It progressive CRT schools it is easier the be LGBTASDF than a white oppressor! The kids are taking the smart way out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (ex2Cx)

291 Peter Zenger>>>>Patricia Zengerle

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (YntaV)

292 year...tear

Whatevs.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (cTCuP)

293 232 My former dental hygienist was an AWFL who seemed very friendly as long as I said little in response to her endless stream of NPR narratives. One day she asked what my black bracelet said, I turned it around so she could see the "Don't Tread on Me" in small block letters. Her face paled and she went silent. Nothing was the same after that.
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Did she rub her bewbies on you while polishing your molar?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (bA3Ln)

294 If they really thought that "January 6th" was an attack on the existing American political tradition, then they wouldn't be saying that flags give them an insurrectiony feeling.

They also wouldn't say that maybe Independence Day can just become a conservative thing.

They are telling us this is a slow-motion revolution. They have the power, and we'll be put in gulags if we make too big a fuss.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:35 PM (krQz2)
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Yeah, but it's going in a different direction than the elites think. It's why they are panicking - because failure will be quite painful for them. At this point it is best to look at the elite cabal as a criminal conspiracy. While it has been amusing to listen to the "walls closing in" on Trump, they actually are closing in on the Davos cabal.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (xWZcb)

295 Notice NONE of those positions allows for the position that Thomas is NOT against interracial marriage and has no interest in it being overturned.

I mean... he's married to a white lady. Why, exactly, would he rule to remove his own marriage?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (Ivdso)

296 Someone please tell me this dingbat is being roasted on Twatter
Posted by: Joetato at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (YTBIQ)

Roasted and burned to a crisp. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

297 They were talking loudly about the son's flight home to NY the next day, and then mom loudly talked about supporting Tank Abrams because "We HAVE to turn Georgia blue!"

I'm a born and bred Yankee, but even I would have told them to SFTU and haul their worthless asses back over the Mason-Dixon line.

Southern hospitality only goes so far.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (AW0uW)

298 My political opinion comes from equality and fairness and non bigotry. If you disagree with me, you must be a hateful malicious bigot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM


Don't forget mean-spirited.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

299 258 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
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It makes an even worse appetizer.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (krQz2)

It's not great as a Coldplay song, either

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

300 It progressive CRT schools it is easier the be LGBTASDF than a white oppressor! The kids are taking the smart way out.
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What's the old Jew joke about reading the NYTs and Stormfront?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (bA3Ln)

301 WTF is a YNWA LGM?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (iiRhj)

302 298 My political opinion comes from equality and fairness and non bigotry. If you disagree with me, you must be a hateful malicious bigot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM

Don't forget mean-spirited.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

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Russian bot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

303 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb8)

304 It's so weird how the one demographic that's responsible for most of the sales figures for Xanax, Valium, and Ativan is the one demographic that's constantly out of its fucking mind.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (wb1YC)

305 Last I checked, she was still in her grave.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (QSjkU)

Sorry to hear about her being dead. I don't think you mentioned that before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (PrR4G)

306 I mean... he's married to a white lady. Why, exactly, would he rule to remove his own marriage?
___________________________________________

It's complicated.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (lf83v)

307 Did she rub her bewbies on you while polishing your molar?

I had a girl in college do that, she was really bumping into me more than I thought was necessary. My default position has always been "well clearly she wouldn't want me" so it can't have been what it seemed like it meant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ivdso)

308 Ian Ziering >> Josef Mengele >> Patricia Zengerle

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

309 Sharon is Karen?

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (krQz2)

ISWYDT

+++
I wish I did. Will someone explain?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Y+l9t)

310 299 258 You know, in general, I hate yellow as a color.
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The two hardest colors to paint well with are yellow and green. You really have to practice with them to get the effect you want.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (bA3Ln)

311 I mean... he's married to a white lady. Why, exactly, would he rule to remove his own marriage?
___________________________________________

It's complicated.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby
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lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (ZsSGI)

312 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.

Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

313 Someone please tell me this dingbat is being roasted on Twatter
Posted by: Joetato at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (YTBIQ)

Roasted and burned to a crisp. It's wonderful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM

Thanks for the good news, not on twatter so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (iiRhj)

314 Saffron? That Space Whore??

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (4I/2K)

315 They may actually be addicted to the outrage at this point in the way that combat causes heightened stress-responsive states that can't be replicated in peacetime, thus leading to depression. Except that they can avoid the peacetime post-2020 depressive comedown by kiting from new outrage to new outrage. The MSM is just a dealer for these people - trafficking them hits of outrage daily.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at July 20, 2022 12:47 PM (HCRZt)

Nobody in their pathetic lives has given them any boundaries for acceptable human behavior. Unfortunately, Sis in law is similarly afflicted, just not about political stuff, but always flying off the handle about trivial or imagined slights. It took just one instance (or maybe an escalation of a few times) of me laying down the law to her for her to rein that shit in.

Not coincidentally, she does not get enough dicking in her life - which could be a chicken and egg problem.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (U3uv2)

316 Oooh. Let's put J6 Anxiety in the DSM-V.

Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (4h9M3)

317 Exactly what the Hessian's thought when George did his Santa impersonation.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (AaLDK)

318 I wish I did. Will someone explain?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Y+l9t)

Sharing is caring.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (L4he4)

319 Notice NONE of those positions allows for the position that Thomas is NOT against interracial marriage and has no interest in it being overturned.

I mean... he's married to a white lady. Why, exactly, would he rule to remove his own marriage?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:56 PM (Ivdso)
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He might want to overturn Loving v. Virginia. That wouldn't immediately annul marriages.

And I can't think of a state that would probably instantly put in anti-miscegenation laws.

I would expect that those are truly a thing of the past.

Posted by: People Who Love Science Sexually at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (krQz2)

320 303 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb

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That underwear is ridiculous looking, and should be removed at once.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (VJsqe)

321 307 Did she rub her bewbies on you while polishing your molar?

I had a girl in college do that, she was really bumping into me more than I thought was necessary. My default position has always been "well clearly she wouldn't want me" so it can't have been what it seemed like it meant.
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Lay back and think of England.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (bA3Ln)

322 Russian bot.

Speaking of, did you see the report by Rolling Stone that the "Snyder Cut" Justice League fan support was mostly driven by bots and paid advertising?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Ivdso)

323 SCAD (Savannah College of Art and Design) has removed Justice Clarence Thomas' name from the building dedicated to him a few years ago.

Idiot woke students and SCAD leadership.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

324 314 Saffron? That Space Whore??
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (4I/2K)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (dNqv+)

325 The Romans were cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Who knew?
______________________________________________

Ahem.
Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022 12:52 PM (lf83v)

Tis not so

Posted by: Vercingetorix at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (mR6Gs)

326 I wish that cartoon strip "yikes" shit would die.

Posted by: CN at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (ONvIw)

327 FenelonSpoke: it seems that the meeting wasn't terrible; I'm glad.

Someguy's: I understand your argument that a developing baby isn't yet a person, but he or she is nevertheless a human.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (REJkJ)

328 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb

Smooth and tasty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (XvPQV)

329 And to add, for the types that express their mental illness over political happenstance, don't forget that politics is their one true religion. Events or people going against their politics is a slight against their god.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (U3uv2)

330 Any discussion about Whoopi Goldberg has to be prefaced with the fact her IQ is probably 88 or thereabouts. Pick any subject and I promise you her opinion on it is retarded.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (wb1YC)

331 319 And I can't think of a state that would probably instantly put in anti-miscegenation laws.

I would expect that those are truly a thing of the past.
Posted by: People Who Love Science Sexually at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (krQz2)

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It's about fear and putting the right on the defensive. Instead of the left having to defend abortion, they're trying to get the right to defend the overturning of Loving somehow.

It's not a greatly thought out plan because it's the left that makes noises about anti-miscegenation these days, but it's something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

332 The reason the Left says Clarence Thomas is "against interracial marriage" is because they want US to inform their racist loser base that he is in fact married to a white woman and therefore not "authentic".

They can't be the ones to say it, so they rope us into saying it.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (C4xAj)

333 Well 44 GOP reps supported making homosexual marriages legal throughout the country. I'm sure it will pass in the Senate.
Posted by: WiNO - Time for a Marriage Amendment at July 20, 2022 12:54 PM (EpDzw)


Which is exactly what I predicted yesterday. Rather than take a principled stand and explain why this legislation is worthless, usurpatious and a direct attack on state sovereignity, the GOP, as usual, cringes like a whipped dog so the NYT won't say bad things about them.

But yay, Red Wave, amirite?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (AW0uW)

334
I wish I did. Will someone explain?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


It is a homonym for "Sharing is Caring"

... and here come the "homo" jibes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (pNxlR)

335 It's complicated.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby


That was such a hilarious skit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (Ivdso)

336 312 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
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I'm very sorry Sue. My condolences to you and the family. Dogs are special.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (bA3Ln)

337 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

Awww...I'm so sorry. 😢😢

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

338 322 Russian bot.

Speaking of, did you see the report by Rolling Stone that the "Snyder Cut" Justice League fan support was mostly driven by bots and paid advertising?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Ivdso)

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"Mostly" is 15%.

But every other social media campaign is 3-5%, we promise you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

339 I am sorry for your loss, LASue. The house always seems empty when that happens.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (5HBd1)

340 they all need street lobotomies.

Posted by: x at July 20, 2022 01:01 PM (uQFwj)

341 {{{ LASue }}}
I am so sorry about the loss of your beloved dog.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (REJkJ)

342 A possible form of many AWFL's mental illness may be "extreme cognitive dissonance".

All their social position is obtained (largely) by the Christian America they now denounce (in part or in whole).

Plus, even as they virtue signal inclusivity, they maintain their superior social status, separated from the unwashed masses.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (Cus5s)

343 Another butt fkn disease. Shocker.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (mn1Pi)

344 And I can't think of a state that would probably instantly put in anti-miscegenation laws.

I would expect that those are truly a thing of the past.
Posted by: People Who Love Science Sexually at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (krQz2)

Unless that is what the Left wanted--for whatever reason

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (mR6Gs)

345 I think the busty brunette might actually looking about over Switzerland and we don't know what she gives a eff about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (PrR4G)

346 312 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

LASue - Sorry to hear of the loss of your wonderful dog. I lost my beloved dog several weeks ago and it still stings.
Remember the happy times you had with him. He was blessed to have you in his life.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (N39Ws)

347 Whoopi Goldberg falsely claims the Supreme Court is looking to abolish interracial marriages and that Justice Clarence Thomas is leading the charge.
"Yeah, he brought that one up," she ignorantly declared. "Yes, he did! Yes, he did!"


I have to believe that bint's IQ is somewhere way below the Mendoza Line.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (Xrfse)

348 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb


I would give her many sons and show the world she, at least, is not barren.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (anj39)

349

MUH BORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL NOW AND COAT HANGURZ!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (5UbZm)

350 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb

you had me at barren brunette...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (p03vF)

351 Another butt fkn disease. Shocker.
Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (mn1Pi)

I'll ne blunt. Dicks don't belong in asses

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (mR6Gs)

352 She's right to be afraid.

Those grandmothers could kick her pathetic ass in a fucking heartbeat.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (wtvvX)

353 Last I checked, she was still in her grave.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (QSjkU)


then as long as you stay celibate, no worries!

AIDS ended up sexually transmitted to straights thru bisexual partners

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (dCxaZ)

354 Yes, you lost, Vercingetorix, but your hair and stache looked awesome!

Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (lf83v)

355 Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

Sorry to hear that. The death of a beloved furry family member is always so very difficult.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (PrR4G)

356 322 Russian bot.

Speaking of, did you see the report by Rolling Stone that the "Snyder Cut" Justice League fan support was mostly driven by bots and paid advertising?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Ivdso)
_______________________________

I assume EVERYTHING is driven by bots and paid advertising. Whenever something is "trending" or viral or I'm being told how good or popular something is, I always assume it's a paid op. No exceptions to this rule.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

357 Ace,

Your comments about "valorizing" mental illness is completely right on the mark. I have to deal with people who are completely paralyzed by the real world every day. These people talk for a living as opposed to actually having to do and accomplish things.

The more talking they do the more important they feel.

Lord have mercy if someone would just fix the problem and walk away without standing around and virtue signaling.

This has gotten worse and worse. Society is becoming filled with useless people who don't value solutions that actually work.

Posted by: pawn at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (kYVzH)

358 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)


Oh, I'm so sorry. It hurts, I know.

Prayers for you and your husband.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (AW0uW)

359 312 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.

So sorry to hear about that. Dogs are a special gift from God for sure. may your heart heal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (iiRhj)

360 343 Another butt fkn disease. Shocker.
Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (mn1Pi)

There is a lesson in this. Stop "mudding".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

361 And its usually women or highly feminized men who do it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 12:28 PM (Ivdso)

Hysteria. Give them all hysterectomies!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (vkS2Z)

362 LASue, I'm so sorry. How lucky you were to have been loved by him.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (cTCuP)

363 I'll ne blunt. Dicks don't belong in asses
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (mR6Gs)
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I'm pretty sure that makes you a racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (5zVb8)

364 If we could only be the people our dogs think we are. Then we'd be something.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (bA3Ln)

365 A possible form of many AWFL's mental illness may be "extreme cognitive dissonance".

All their social position is obtained (largely) by the Christian America they now denounce (in part or in whole).

Plus, even as they virtue signal inclusivity, they maintain their superior social status, separated from the unwashed masses.

***

Cognitive dissonance is the largest merit badge of the Left.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (wb1YC)

366 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

Very sorry to hear this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (dNqv+)

367 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb


Lovely

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (mR6Gs)

368 Sharon is Karen?

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:43 PM (krQz2)

ISWYDT

+++
I wish I did. Will someone explain?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Sharing is caring ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (T4tVD)

369 Does anybody think it's a coincidence that shortly after the Latinos begin to break Republican that Donk mayors and other politicians notice that open borders are a problem?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (FVME7)

370 I am coming to the conclusion that anal sex may not be very healthy or good for anyone. Its hard to fathom, I know, that sticking your body parts into where people poop is not a good idea, but there you have it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)

371 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022


***
Sorry to hear that, LaSue. Remember him as he was and treasure that memory.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (txdEq)

372 I'm sorry to hear about your dog, LASue. Dogs are great. Losing them is not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (5zVb8)

373 Hats off to Jim Harbaugh. His pro life talk this weekend is causing much anxiety in the Chop up the Child in the Womb and Throw the Human Body in the Dumpster Community.

Posted by: FARVA at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (z9V4B)

374 312 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

I am so sorry to hear this Sue. The loss of such unconditional love is painful. I know he gave as much love as he got. Saying a prayer for your family.

Posted by: The Lord at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (sI15f)

375 LA Sue...so very sorry to hear.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (anj39)

376 I'll ne blunt. Dicks don't belong in asses
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (mR6Gs)
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Can you do school assemblies?

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (krQz2)

377 I'm feeling really out of it. What does "YNWA LGM" mean in her bio? And what does ace mean by AWFLs? Help.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (aeePL)

378 The BEE for the WIN:

North Dakota Assassinates, Dismembers Journalist So Biden Will Let Them Drill For Oil


I love the Bee, but Kashoggi was the original Current Thing. In reality he was a pro-jihad Qatari asset who wrote occasional garbage for WaPo. KSA did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (ZGrMX)

379 I thought they would make it how trump cornered cassidy, in a corner of the white house, while he delivered his evil plan, involving waterbuffalo man,

Posted by: no 6 at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (i0Lci)

380 I believe it would be a violation of every state constitution to pass interracial marriage bans.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (CXyxz)

381 Beats me how a woman can think her body looks better with a bunch of bathroom graffiti tattooed all over it. Like taking a spray can to a corvette.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (QSjkU)

382 I am sorry for your loss, LASue. The house always seems empty when that happens.

My condolences, as well. Spot on about the house feeling empty. That really hits home when we loose a pet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (Xrfse)

383 370 I am coming to the conclusion that anal sex may not be very healthy or good for anyone. Its hard to fathom, I know, that sticking your body parts into where people poop is not a good idea, but there you have it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)

Next you're going to tell me there are risks to rimming.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (L4he4)

384 Calm down, Sharon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

This is wrong. What are you wearin', Sharon?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (U3uv2)

385 "Any discussion about Whoopi Goldberg has to be prefaced with the fact her IQ is probably 88 or thereabouts."

"I give you 12 scientific proofs that the moon landing was fake, and you dummies still don't get it" Whoopi

Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (Cus5s)

386 This busty brunette in her underwear is gazing out over her field

That looks like the kid of undies girls get that they can't wait to get out of because of how uncomfortable it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (Ivdso)

387 So very sorry for the loss of your beloved dog, LASue.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (NpAcC)

388 WTF is a YNWA LGM?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (iiRhj)

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You'll Never Whine Alone / Let's Go Meatpuppet!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (p/ryN)

389 I am coming to the conclusion that anal sex may not be very healthy or good for anyone. Its hard to fathom, I know, that sticking your body parts into where people poop is not a good idea, but there you have it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)

Next you're going to tell me there are risks to rimming.
Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (L4he4)
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Or eating ass.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (krQz2)

390 Any discussion about Whoopi Goldberg has to be prefaced with the fact her IQ is probably 88 or thereabouts. Pick any subject and I promise you her opinion on it is retarded.
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If it was only an IQ of 88 she'd be way ahead of the game. She's stoopid. Sure. She's also mean spirited, animated by envy and self righteous anger, despite her inordinate wealth and unearned privilege. She is what she claims to hate - a rich, racist, reactionary. She has to constantly feed her own rage so that she doesn't have a moment of self reflection which would immolate her in a bonfire of her own fractured vanity. She better turn over a new leaf she's awfully old and fat to be this lost.

Posted by: gurl you know its true at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (gjFhL)

391 Your comments about "valorizing" mental illness is completely right on the mark. I have to deal with people who are completely paralyzed by the real world every day. These people talk for a living as opposed to actually having to do and accomplish things.
_______________________________________________

That is the effect (desired, I think) of all these school psychologists.

Ever since they started putting thousands of psychologists in our schools, we now have record numbers of school shootings, suicides, transgender, gay and disassociated disorders in students.

Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (lf83v)

392 Thank you.

Except that it had nothing to do with my comment which is that if one is female and frequents this site, we are radically different from the grouping labeled Karens and that we should be excluded from comments lumping women into a single mindset category.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (Y+l9t)

393 Yes, you lost, Vercingetorix, but your hair and stache looked awesome!
Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (lf83v)

But my name is the most unpronounceable name in European history!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (mR6Gs)

394 I'm feeling really out of it. What does "YNWA LGM" mean in her bio? And what does ace mean by AWFLs? Help.

I don't know the first one, but AWFL = Affluent White Female Liberal. The voting block that thinks Biden's doing a good job.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (ZGrMX)

395 Whoopie Goldberg's outward extreme ugliness has penetrated her brain...like syphilis. She's got to be one of the dumbest idiots in America. Truly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

396 >>>My theory amasses more proof every day.

It's fashionable to have crippling neurosis. And like all fashion you show it off.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (T/vhV)

397 Last night at the BOE meeting the woman who runs the healthy sexuality group for teens says a number of 8th graders are having anal sex as if was something entirely non controversial,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (PrR4G)

398 MMMEEEENNNDOOOOOZZZZAAAAAA!!!!!!

I'm going to try to put my cat up on the pet thread.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (44ww/)

399 I'm feeling really out of it. What does "YNWA LGM" mean in her bio? And what does ace mean by AWFLs?

I have no idea what the first part is, but AWFL is basically old school anti-tranny feminist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (Ivdso)

400 MUH BORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL NOW AND COAT HANGURZ!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS

House Democrats push bill to add FOUR seats to Supreme Court

https://bit.ly/3zhuWDR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (FVME7)

401 yes they were very concerned when the current governor of montana, knocked out an al guardian reporter,

yes khashoggi was bestest pals with rob malley, who actually runs the state department,

Posted by: no 6 at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (i0Lci)

402 I can't think of a state that would probably instantly put in anti-miscegenation laws.

I would expect that those are truly a thing of the past.
Posted by: People Who Love Science Sexuall


I guess we won't be seeing a remake of "Showboat ".

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (LdmGl)

403 Wait, no the old school feminist thing is TERF. AWFL is just white upper class leftist women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (Ivdso)

404 Calm down, Sharon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

This is wrong. What are you wearin', Sharon?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur.

Thank you Comrade Flounder, this is exactly right.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (Y+l9t)

405 393 Yes, you lost, Vercingetorix, but your hair and stache looked awesome!
Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022 01:03 PM (lf83v)

But my name is the most unpronounceable name in European history!
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This is true.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (bA3Ln)

406 It a "hostile" group of Christians that want to inspire communication between different Christian denominations.

The purpose of Restorationmovement.org is to bring Christians from all streams of the Restoration Movement together online to share information, inspiration, and fellowship.

Posted by: SmileyGG at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (77cT/)

407 I wish I did. Will someone explain?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Y+l9t)

It's a well-placed play on the age old lesson that "sharing is caring."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (U3uv2)

408 Sorry for your loss, LA Sue.
Passing at home surrounded by loved ones, we should all be so lucky.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (jTmQV)

409 I'm sorry for your loss, LASue.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (eyxn4)

410 349

MUH BORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL NOW AND COAT HANGURZ!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM (5UbZm)

How many megatons in yield would you get out of the cranial 'splosion if, with a straight face, you told a liberal that now is the time for common sense coat hanger control laws?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (cupoy)

411 I can't think of a state that would probably instantly put in anti-miscegenation laws.

It is not impossible that some are still on the books and never got removed?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (Ivdso)

412 Hats off to Jim Harbaugh.
==
Seconded.

As much as I hate to because . . .

Posted by: Go Buckeyes at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (6lLJU)

413 But my name is the most unpronounceable name in European history!
______________________________________________

hahahahaa!

Posted by: Mike Krzyzewski, Duke University (Retired) at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (lf83v)

414 I thought the defense of marriage act sought to make a marriage in one state valid in the next. But it wouldn't compel a state to allow gay marriage within their boundries.

If they legislate gay marriage across the land by federal decree - a red state will go up and get THAT bill found unconstitutional - Alito will drive a truck through it - and never have to directly cite Obergefell. Overturning it by default.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (xWZcb)

415 I believe it would be a violation of every state constitution to pass interracial marriage bans.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (CXyxz)
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There you go. No more need for Loving.

I kinda almost would want to see a reversal of Loving now. Watch the libs short out, and then tap them on the shoulder and ask them to look around from state to state and find which states are creating anti-miscegenation laws.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (krQz2)

416 LASue I'm so so sorry.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (bd1p3)

417 I have no idea what the first part is, but AWFL is basically old school anti-tranny feminist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I thought that was TERF (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist). It's meant to be derogatory but I think the TERFs have successfully embraced it.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (vcv8B)

418
I have no idea what the first part is, but AWFL is basically old school anti-tranny feminist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:07 PM (Ivdso)

No, it's Affluent White Female Liberals. The definition you list is for TERFs.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (L4he4)

419 “Varus, Varus, give me back my legions!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (YntaV)

420 Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

I am sorry for you loss, LASue.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (U3uv2)

421 I don't know the first one, but AWFL = Affluent White Female Liberal. The voting block that thinks Biden's doing a good job.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (ZGrMX)

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Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (aeePL)

422 Every single supreme court decision that expanded federal power or is constitutionally questionable needs to be reexamined and thrown out no matter how well-meaning it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (Ivdso)

423 I have no idea what the first part is, but AWFL is basically old school anti-tranny feminist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Affluent White Female Liberal. I guess they couldn't figure an acronym for HARRIDAN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (FVME7)

424 415 I kinda almost would want to see a reversal of Loving now. Watch the libs short out, and then tap them on the shoulder and ask them to look around from state to state and find which states are creating anti-miscegenation laws.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:09 PM (krQz2)

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It's not a logical argument. It's an emotional one to make blacks think that white conservatives are out to get them, led by that race traitor Clarence Thomas.

It is their truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

425 Hats off to Jim Harbaugh.
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Seconded.

As much as I hate to because . . .
Posted by: Go Buckeyes at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (6lLJU)


Yeah.
This.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (anj39)

426 He might want to overturn Loving v. Virginia. That wouldn't immediately annul marriages.

The Empress says there's nothing Constitutionally wrong with Loving, and it in particular doesn't run afoul of the things Thomas stated Obergefell does.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

427 It's not a greatly thought out plan because it's the left that makes noises about anti-miscegenation these days, but it's something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:00 PM (LvTSG)


Logical inconsistency is a feature not a bug.

Yes, they are driving up the panic level. A Supreme Court that can overturn Roe can overturn Loving! They're coming for your babies! Oh, wait, no.

They aren't wrong. A Supreme Court that CAN overturn Roe can overturn Loving. They can do whatever the heck they want! Who could stop them? They are Supreme! I didn't make the rules.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (6TxNR)

428 I am unfamiliar with them, too. Per the Internet:
YNWA == "You'll Never Walk Alone." It's a song and slogan used by the Liverpool soccer team. No idea how that relates, or how it applies here. Probably also some other meaning.
LGM has hundreds of definitions. My favorite is "Last Glacial Maximum."

I choose to translate this as "You'll never walk alone during the last glacial maximum." That probably makes as much sense as whatever it actually stands for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (5zVb8)

429 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb

That girl is not busty. Hell, she's depilated!

Posted by: Homer Stokes at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (4I/2K)

430 This busty brunette in her underwear is gazing out over her field

That looks like the kid of undies girls get that they can't wait to get out of because of how uncomfortable it is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (Ivdso)

soooo....

what's the down side?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (p03vF)

431 Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Adjectives I wish Morons & 'ettes used instead of "all": "some," "many," or "most".

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (REJkJ)

432 the woman who runs the healthy sexuality group for teens = groomer

Act accordingly

Posted by: not a professional opinion at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (B2SKR)

433 Link to the Harbaugh speech?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (YntaV)

434 It's like an endless IRL episode of Queen For A Day where every lefty on Twitter is a contestant but no one ever wins.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (lQVxH)

435 Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

Best wishes. That's a tough thing to deal with. Smile for them in your memories.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)

436 I wish I did. Will someone explain?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Y+l9t)

It's a well-placed play on the age old lesson that "sharing is caring."
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Now, say that in a Texas drawl. Sharin' is Carin'.
Say it fast: Sharon is Karen.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (1cmKJ)

437 Indiana kid was 80% from 30 yards with a Glock? Dayum.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (AaLDK)

438 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (PrR4G)

Has anyone told the BOE that rectal prolapse is a thing?

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

439 Good afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (fBY/Q)

440 I've not read much into the House's Marriage Act. But one thing that concerns me is the Left will - sooner or later - start mandating churches accept all marriages regardless of religious beliefs. Against gay marriage - you are a racist and you will lose your tax exempt status and be shut down.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (N39Ws)

441 If it was only an IQ of 88 she'd be way ahead of the game. She's stoopid. Sure. She's also mean spirited, animated by envy and self righteous anger, despite her inordinate wealth and unearned privilege. She is what she claims to hate - a rich, racist, reactionary. She has to constantly feed her own rage so that she doesn't have a moment of self reflection which would immolate her in a bonfire of her own fractured vanity. She better turn over a new leaf she's awfully old and fat to be this lost.
Posted by: gurl you know its true at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (gjFhL)

I loathe Whoopie, but I doubt her IQ is that low. She is simply ill-educated, mean, entitled, out-of-touch and an all around Kvnt

I know many Karens who sound just like her, but they have great jobs making big bucks. They are highly-functioning in their fields, but ignorant and mean when they step out of it.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (mR6Gs)

442 417 I thought that was TERF (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist). It's meant to be derogatory but I think the TERFs have successfully embraced it.

i think the awful AWFLs are encroaching on the TERF turf.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (sGtp+)

443 YNWA and LGM: She's a Liverpool and Mets supporter.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (vcv8B)

444 Beats me how a woman can think her body looks better with a bunch of bathroom graffiti tattooed all over it. Like taking a spray can to a corvette.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (QSjkU)


That is one of my personal bugbears. I know several women who would be stunning, except they've decided the 'freight car stuck overnight in an NYC trainyard' look is what teh guyz want.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (AW0uW)

445
Thank you Comrade Flounder, this is exactly right.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:08 PM (Y+l9t)
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LOL. Sharon, we 'ettes always have to assume that there is a carve-out for us, the way we are supposed to assume there is a Moron carve-out when people talk about how they'd like to see DC vaporized.

Some of us have bullseyes on our backs, which is why my motto is "speak softly and carry a big shiv."

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (aeePL)

446 You'll Never Whine Alone / Let's Go Meatpuppet!

Heh. I lurfed bigly. Hat tip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (Xrfse)

447 we are radically different from the grouping labeled Karens and that we should be excluded from comments lumping women into a single mindset category.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (Y+l9t)

I think that's taken as read. Same as when we talk about pussies and soibois who enjoy musicals and have eclectic opinions on food. That's totally different from all the smart military men who frequent this place.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (hcb9g)

448 >>>This busty brunette in her underwear is gazing out over her field

I know it's a fine point these days. But that ain't underwear, it's a swimsuit.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (T/vhV)

449 Apparently in the last three months, Netflix lost a million subscribers. I guess having almost no content and 100 new crappy original shows does not help. Yet another thing Obama ruined and failed at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (Ivdso)

450 Link to the Harbaugh speech?

I don't seem to be able to post web addresses.

Just google Jim Harbaugh, you will see all the articles.

Posted by: FARVA at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (z9V4B)

451 I think the busty brunette might actually looking about over Switzerland and we don't know what she gives a eff about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:02 PM


I don't think we can go that far; she clearly cares for decorated umbilicii.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (a3Q+t)

452 I don't know the first one, but AWFL = Affluent White Female Liberal. The voting block that thinks Biden's doing a good job.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM (ZGrMX)

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Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (aeePL)
***

Proud to say that the Daughters of Diogenes #1 and #2 are AWFCs...and we won't try to pronounce that.
But yeah. Great ladies!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)

453 Calm down, Sharon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

This is wrong. What are you wearin', Sharon?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur.

Thank you Comrade Flounder, this is exactly right.
Posted by: Sharon


Well? We're waiting!

Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (1cmKJ)

454 I know it's a fine point these days. But that ain't underwear, it's a swimsuit.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (T/vhV)
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Huh. I've never seen swimwear like that. I need to go to more expensive beaches, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (5zVb8)

455 449 Apparently in the last three months, Netflix lost a million subscribers. I guess having almost no content and 100 new crappy original shows does not help. Yet another thing Obama ruined and failed at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (Ivdso)

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They had predicted 2 million, so this is good news!

Also, they're predicting to make all of them back on net next quarter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

456 the way we are supposed to assume there is a Moron carve-out when people talk about how they'd like to see DC vaporized.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (aeePL)

Yeah yeah, carve-out, yeah.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (hcb9g)

457 That girl is not busty. Hell, she's depilated!
Posted by: Homer Stokes at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (4I/2K)

Bathe her and have her brought to me

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (M+Lyo)

458 Every single supreme court decision that expanded federal power or is constitutionally questionable needs to be reexamined and thrown out no matter how well-meaning it is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (Ivdso)
==
I think that is what is coming. Thomas is going to go after affirmative action. There will be more EPA losses as well. The shrieking stupid left's action to Roe may result in Obergefell being overturned.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (xWZcb)

459 "I survived my own craziness. My craziness had me pinned down in the brush and we were taking heavy casualties. I lost a buddy right next to me. My buddy just looked at me and shouted "You're crazy!" And he was gone.

"There looked like no way out!

"I feel like a veteran, now. I deserve a medal."

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (krQz2)

460 That is one of my personal bugbears. I know several women who would be stunning, except they've decided the 'freight car stuck overnight in an NYC trainyard' look is what teh guyz want.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM


This. To my mind, this is like slapping a hundred bumper sticker on a Lambo and thinking it looks better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (4p7Em)

461 Hats off to Jim Harbaugh. His pro life talk this weekend

Oh. No wonder Clay Travis opined that Harbaugh's about to get cancellxd.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)

462 Adjectives I wish Morons & 'ettes used instead of "all": "some," "many," or "most".
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (REJkJ)

Snark aside I do agree with this.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (CXyxz)

463 Last night at the BOE meeting the woman who runs the healthy sexuality group for teens says a number of 8th graders are having anal sex as if was something entirely non controversial,

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Sure. Eighth graders are so forthcoming about that kind of information. I'm skeptical of the woman's facts.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (sVtYq)

464 Indiana kid was 80% from 30 yards with a Glock?

45 yards I read. More importantly, he didn't hit anyone except his target. 2 misses, not into anyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (Ivdso)

465 We're sorry, but Varus is unable to respond to your request due to supply chain issues and Germanic Tribes in Teutoberg Forest.

But mostly Germanic Tribes in Teutoberg Forest.

Posted by: Arminiius at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (lf83v)

466 Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

I haven' t, but I had to leave and I do not want to deal with "Healthy Teen Sexuality" Group except, for the moment at the BOE meetings touting the new inclusive health and sex ed currculum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (PrR4G)

467 458 I think that is what is coming. Thomas is going to go after affirmative action. There will be more EPA losses as well. The shrieking stupid left's action to Roe may result in Obergefell being overturned.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (xWZcb)

===========

The court composition might hold for a decade.

That's a lot of time to undo stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

468 413 But my name is the most unpronounceable name in European history!
______________________________________________

hahahahaa!
Posted by: Mike Krzyzewsk


can't youtube from work, but go there and search for "grzegorz brzeczyszczykiewicz

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (sGtp+)

469 Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Adjectives I wish Morons & 'ettes used instead of "all": "some," "many," or "most".
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (REJkJ)

moist?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (p03vF)

470 This busty brunette in her underwar

Underwar is when you are fighting to undo those pesky little hooks on the bra strap and she is laughing at you.

PS - I think she is wearing a swimsuit

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (8GBH4)

471 But they really love DC.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (krQz2)

They love the bureaucracy in DC.

Remember how they marked out when all the bureaucracy Twitter accounts started doing "#Resist" bullshit after Trump was sworn in.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (HJcWr)

472 LOL. Sharon, we 'ettes always have to assume that there is a carve-out for us, the way we are supposed to assume there is a Moron carve-out when people talk about how they'd like to see DC vaporized.

Some of us have bullseyes on our backs, which is why my motto is "speak softly and carry a big shiv."
Posted by: bluebell


I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.

Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (1cmKJ)

473 Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

Very sorry for you and your husband's loss. Sad day indeed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (4I/2K)

474 Joe's "stutter" is getting worse... Is he even going to make it till Nov. ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (bs+z0)

475 431 Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Adjectives I wish Morons & 'ettes used instead of "all": "some," "many," or "most".
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (REJkJ)

The Horde only deals in cruelty.

As is the style of a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

476 Bluebell, I love you but, you know, in a friend kind of way, not the other kind of way.

And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (Y+l9t)

477 To my mind, this is like slapping a hundred bumper sticker on a Lambo and thinking it looks better.

Yeah that and piercings. But we're a waning minority these days, now everyone wants to look like a Polynesian, covered head to toe and thinks that's not merely normal but admirable and wonderful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (Ivdso)

478 YNWA == "You'll Never Walk Alone." It's a song and slogan used by the Liverpool soccer team. No idea how that relates, or how it applies here. Probably also some other meaning.
LGM has hundreds of definitions. My favorite is "Last Glacial Maximum."

I choose to translate this as "You'll never walk alone during the last glacial maximum." That probably makes as much sense as whatever it actually stands for.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:10 PM (5zVb
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Thank you, I think. Depending on whether we are at the last glacial maximum or not.

I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song. I really am out of it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (aeePL)

479 we 'ettes always have to assume that there is a carve-out for us,

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (aeePL)

This is exactly right. And don't forget to send pics when you get all riled up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (U3uv2)

480
Here's a link to a Harbaugh story.

https://tinyurl.com/2p83yyjr

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)

481 It's like an endless IRL episode of Queen For A Day where every lefty on Twitter is a contestant but no one ever wins.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (lQVxH)


Need to check the Applause-O-Meter.
Oh...it's working. Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (anj39)

482 But they really love DC.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 12:53 PM (krQz2)

They love the bureaucracy in DC.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (HJcWr)
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They smell the scent of power in DC. It draws them in.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (krQz2)

483 The court composition might hold for a decade.

That's a lot of time to undo stuff.


Thomas seems to be on a mission to make everything happen fast.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

484 Bluebell, I love you but, you know, in a friend kind of way, not the other kind of way.

And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (Y+l9t)
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Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (aeePL)

485 "They compete with each other to show off how mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities"


I slightly disagree with Ace. I think the AWFLs want to be like the rest of their political tribe, and move themselves up the victim totem pole (Is "totem pole" now also a racist term?). And if they can't do it themselves, they'll tell you they have a gay or tranny kid. That moves them up too, right?

Posted by: Wally at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (NUVHn)

486 The court composition might hold for a decade.

"we need 4 new justices!"
--House of Representatives

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (Ivdso)

487 Well, I had something under there but poof, it's gone. Happy swimming, Sharon!

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (aeePL)

488 can't youtube from work, but go there and search for "grzegorz brzeczyszczykiewicz
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (sGtp+)

polish soccer player who's name is a router password?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (p03vF)

489 432 the woman who runs the healthy sexuality group for teens = groomer

Act accordingly
Posted by: not a professional opinion

Agreed. A teen needs to talk to their parents about the birds and the bees. Non-custodial adults talking to teens about sexuality, to the point kinks and stinks come up, is not okay. I feel like there is a perversion factor on the adult's part that allows them to feel good about having this kind of conversation with minors.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (sI15f)

490 Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

So sorry... That is so hard

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (bs+z0)

491 I think that is what is coming. Thomas is going to go after affirmative action.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (xWZcb)

It moved.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (U3uv2)

492 I remember enough about football that there were two Harbaughs coaching. One was the good cop and the other the bad.

This Jim Harbaugh has just identified himself as being a Warrior for Christ.

God bless you Jim Harbaugh!

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (dCxaZ)

493 The court composition might hold for a decade.

That's a lot of time to undo stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
++++
You really think so?

Posted by: Ruth Sent Us at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (5zVb8)

494 483 Thomas seems to be on a mission to make everything happen fast.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

I think the stand down on election cases pissed him off. I think the left not bringing normalcy back convinced Kavanaugh and Barrett to fight back.

I think Roberts' quisling nature has made him a pariah on the court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

495 moist?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Always drop that word into a conversation. Because there's someone on your friend's list that hates that word.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (1cmKJ)

496 LASue, I'm very sorry to read about your dog's passing. Prayers to you and your husband. Many of us know how hard it is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (sVtYq)

497 That Reuters twit, wow!

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (eGTCV)

498 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (sVtYq)

Well, the group has been providing free condoms and birth control for teens for 35 years and now they're into supporting gay teen sex and transgenderism so I imagine the dippy parents take them there, so they might have some knowledge. However, she posted some stats about suicide of gay and transgender kids and someone complained that you couldn't see the source on the overhead it was so small.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (PrR4G)

499 I have J6 envy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (2MaNc)

500 Thank you.

Except that it had nothing to do with my comment which is that if one is female and frequents this site, we are radically different from the grouping labeled Karens and that we should be excluded from comments lumping women into a single mindset category.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:06 PM

No Ette could ever be a Karen. Unless their name is actually Karen then it's a technicality. So Ette's are herefore never to be confused with Karen's of the parasite kind.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (iiRhj)

501 Elric, please don't lump me in with those idiot Karens.
Some of us have always been smart, heterosexual and conservative.

Posted by: Sharon

Said a couple of times here, a strong, calm headed woman is among the strongest of the strong, strengthened by a life time of battling what might be the majority of her peers.
Shoot me for the momentary suck up.

Posted by: From about that time at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (4780s)

502 I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song. I really am out of it.
Posted by: bluebell

You're not alone.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (T4tVD)

503 Thank you all for your condolences and kind words. They mean a lot.

Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

504 FenelonSpoke, you might like this song.

Delilah.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lo3wwXO9FE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (FVME7)

505 I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon
==
Much less drag if you opt for au natural

Posted by: swim coach, with stop watch happy to time your laps at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (6lLJU)

506 LOL. Sharon, we 'ettes always have to assume that there is a carve-out for us, the way we are supposed to assume there is a Moron carve-out when people talk about how they'd like to see DC vaporized.

Some of us have bullseyes on our backs, which is why my motto is "speak softly and carry a big shiv."
Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (aeePL)
***

I wondered at the term "carve-out."
Now I get it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (anj39)

507 the woman who runs the healthy sexuality group for teens = groomer


Groomer = Fanny Farmer
I love that. Because that is exactly what they are trying to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (1cmKJ)

508 493 You really think so?
Posted by: Ruth Sent Us at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (5zVb

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That Kavanaugh survived the month's long effort to intimidate him and kept his spine regarding Dobbs is a good sign that he won't be cowed in the future.

Overturning Roe is probably the biggest earthquake culturally SCOTUS could ever do in anything like our contemporary political scene. And he did it.

Overturning something like Chevron won't invite the same kind of inflamed passions from activists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

509 And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (Y+l9t)
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Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:17 PM (aeePL)

wow, even bluebell is at a loss for words with that mental image....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (p03vF)

510 I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song.

I prefer this song:

https://youtu.be/IxNcgACU9K0

Peasall Sisters (Wharvey Gals in O Brother Where Art Thou)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (Ivdso)

511 I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (1cmKJ)


We have a spot for sharon on overwatch cause I have seen her shoot rifles.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (6TxNR)

512 The court composition might hold for a decade.

That's a lot of time to undo stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
==
You have to assume the next GOP president will get a chance to replace Thomas - and one of the two sick dem gals. No way they both live the entire decade.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (xWZcb)

513 Damnedest thing. I went and checked Reuters from Jan. 6. Zengerle's article from that day mentions "video captured this 'n' that, sources report, blah blah blah."

I guess seeing it on TV from her desk traumatized this scrunt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (Zhwz2)

514 mentally ill each of them are, because the more mentally ill you are, the more sensitive and refined you must to have been driven so mad by such trivialities.

My theory amasses more proof every day.

Posted by: Ace at 01:21 PM

No longer a theory but much older than 2016.
AWFL's have been competing in "my struggle " sessions for decades. It's the result of opulence and a stress free life where the fear of survival is so minimized that some stress or struggle must replace it. Must.
Now add in the quiet competitiveness of women and feminized men, shake well and wait 25 years.
It was off and running by time parents (moms) were willingly doping up their kids because the teacher said they act up in class.

M3 .03 (adjusted for inflation but offered for free so you get your money's worth)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (MFphb)

515 481 It's like an endless IRL episode of Queen For A Day where every lefty on Twitter is a contestant but no one ever wins.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2022 01:11 PM (lQVxH)

Shit.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (fyqlm)

516 I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song.
____________________________________________

It was actually written by a doctor to one of his schizophrenic patients at the Poughkeepsie Mental Health Hospital in 1948.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (lf83v)

517 512 You have to assume the next GOP president will get a chance to replace Thomas - and one of the two sick dem gals. No way they both live the entire decade.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (xWZcb)

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I assume that Thomas lives for a decade. That's my assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

518 And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

My imagination says "you don't need a swimsuit !"

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (T4tVD)

519 I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (1cmKJ)
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Aw. You Morons are the best.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (aeePL)

520 And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM

You know the rules around here. Sharing is caring! (ducks)

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (iiRhj)

521 455 449 Apparently in the last three months, Netflix lost a million subscribers. I guess having almost no content and 100 new crappy original shows does not help. Yet another thing Obama ruined and failed at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (Ivdso)

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They had predicted 2 million, so this is good news!

Also, they're predicting to make all of them back on net next quarter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, and at least 100 million people watch NFLX on someone else's account. They're not going to grow at 25%+ per year anymore. At best, they're a 2%/year growth story.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (nLEmc)

522 I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM


Posting a pic would truly be the epitome of Sharon is carin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

523 507 the woman who runs the healthy sexuality group for teens = groomer

Funny how "healthy" sex according them is actually perverted sex in most societies

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (bs+z0)

524 Bluebell's shiv reminds us to respect the ettes on this board.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (krQz2)

525 You have to assume the next GOP president

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (xWZcb)

A bold assumption indeed.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (fyqlm)

526 What are you wearin', Sharon?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:05 PM (U3uv2)

And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (Y+l9t)

I'll take that as a win.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (U3uv2)

527 Groomer = Fanny Farmer
I love that. Because that is exactly what they are trying to do.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (1cmKJ)
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And it has a very different meaning in jolly old England though it still applies depending on what kind of groomer is being referenced.

America: Fanny == back bits (and, by extension, back hole)
England: Fanny == front bits (and, by extension, front hole)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (5zVb8)

528 moist?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Always drop that word into a conversation. Because there's someone on your friend's list that hates that word.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:18 PM (1cmKJ)


About 10 years ago there was a funny article about brand consultants and the one thing they all agreed on was that women in general hate the word "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level. You could probably use it as an acid test for trannys if you needed to, but most of them now make no effort to pass.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

529 Sure. Eighth graders are so forthcoming about that kind of information. I'm skeptical of the woman's facts.

In the current public "education" climate, these types of activities are encouraged. I don't know if they're coming from the angle of pregnancy avoidance, or just to get boys used to the idea of getting butt-fvkd, whatever the agenda, this is how the children are being indoctrinated.

So reporting to their teachers probably gets them bonus points on their report card or extra weed or something.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

530 here is a perversion factor on the adult's part that allows them to feel good about having this kind of conversation with minors.
==
allows them to feel good = wank it

Posted by: point of clarification at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (m/f/n)

531 521 Oh, and at least 100 million people watch NFLX on someone else's account. They're not going to grow at 25%+ per year anymore. At best, they're a 2%/year growth story.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (nLEmc)

=========

Their growth phase is definitely over.

They've been making noises about theatrical exclusive releases for some of their bigger new releases in the next year or so.

They're becoming just another studio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

532 I think Roberts' quisling nature has made him a pariah on the court.

I'm seeing some background rumbles and complaints in strange places about Roberts. He's pleasing no one and ruining his previously stellar reputation in his quest to have a great reputation for his court. What a fool he turned out to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (Ivdso)

533 Some of us have bullseyes on our backs, which is why my motto is "speak softly and carry a big shiv."
Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:12 PM (aeePL)

*spots bluebell, turns quickly and departs her AO*

Posted by: Mack the Knife at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (4I/2K)

534 I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.
Posted by: Judge Smails


True.

For Mary Cloggenstein I would bring gasoline.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (m7R0k)

535 Is this something?

It's July 20, and you know what that means! It means Sharkman posts the link to Apollo in Real Time for the Apollo 11 mission that touched down 7/20/1969:

https://www.apolloinrealtime.org/11/

Best website in the universe. Every photo, video, audio, and transcript from multiple stations in Mission Control and from the LEM and CM. In real time as it occurred. You can lose yourself for days watching this site.

Apollo 13 and 17 are also featured on the site.

If Elon Musk were to create something like this for humans to watch the Mars missions in real time, support for space exploration would go through roof.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (6YNXw)

536 I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (1cmKJ)
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Aw. You Morons are the best.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM


Dang. Two more secrets out of the bag.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (a3Q+t)

537 @swa NOW look what you've started.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (6TxNR)

538 532 I think Roberts' quisling nature has made him a pariah on the court.

I'm seeing some background rumbles and complaints in strange places about Roberts. He's pleasing no one and ruining his previously stellar reputation in his quest to have a great reputation for his court. What a fool he turned out to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (Ivdso)

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He lost us a decade ago. He's losing the left because he can't control Thomas anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

539 "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level. You could probably use it as an acid test for trannys if you needed to, but most of them now make no effort to pass.
==
Oh dear, that explains a lot.

Posted by: Moist Von Lipwig at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (m/f/n)

540 I assume that Thomas lives for a decade. That's my assumption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
==
I'm working on the assumption Thomas won't pull a RBG.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (xWZcb)

541 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (FVME7)

Thanks; I will listen. I enjoy Tim Hawkins, but I wouldn't call "Swiss Miss" a Delilah. Don't know if she's a model or her boyfriend took the picture. Sampson probably didn't take pictures of Delilah.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (PrR4G)

542 I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song. I really am out of it.
Posted by: bluebell

It's off the "No Fences" Album

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (OgrpQ)

543 Put the boogie in your butt

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
I say, it's a must in your butt
I say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt

Eddie Murphy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (M+Lyo)

544 I think that is what is coming. Thomas is going to go after affirmative action. There will be more EPA losses as well. The shrieking stupid left's action to Roe may result in Obergefell being overturned.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:14 PM (xWZcb)

If those EPA losses come at the expense of the power of the administrative regulatory structure then Thomas and Trump deserve giant assed statues carved out of mountains.

The regulatory state has the power to punish under the guilty until proven innocent standard. If they make a decision, you have to prove them wrong, otherwise whatever they say goes.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (cupoy)

545 Oh, and at least 100 million people watch NFLX on someone else's account. They're not going to grow at 25%+ per year anymore. At best, they're a 2%/year growth story.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (nLEmc)
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And the free riders are not addressable market. When Netflix cracks down on sharing, the free riders are largely not going to sign up for their own accounts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (5zVb8)

546 About 10 years ago there was a funny article about brand consultants and the one thing they all agreed on was that women in general hate the word "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level. You could probably use it as an acid test for trannys if you needed to, but most of them now make no effort to pass.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

We should have done more name research.

Posted by: Ford Probe at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (4I/2K)

547 Posting a pic would truly be the epitome of Sharon is carin'.Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

I'm sure Sharon is smart enough not to post a picture although she has a good sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:24 PM (PrR4G)

548 For Mary Cloggenstein I would bring gasoline.
___________________________________________

Thank you! At $5 a gallon, I emotionally affectionize you too!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (lf83v)

549 It's July 20, and you know what that means! It means Sharkman posts the link to Apollo in Real Time for the Apollo 11 mission that touched down 7/20/1969:

https://www.apolloinrealtime.org/11/

Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (6YNXw)
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Thank you, Sharkman. Makes me think of our beloved rickl.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (aeePL)

550 I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song.

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I thought it was Bob from NSA's theme song.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

551 370 I am coming to the conclusion that anal sex may not be very healthy or good for anyone. Its hard to fathom, I know, that sticking your body parts into where people poop is not a good idea, but there you have it.
___________

There was a lengthy piece last month, written by a Catholic homosexual "bottom" who had finally rejected the lifestyle, which described the horrors of homosexual sex in gruesome detail. Reading it, I couldn't help but wonder how many people would be turned off if they actually knew the reality: the anal tears and fissures, the anal leakage, the surgeries to repair the stretched out sphincter, the surgeries to repair the colon and intestinal injuries, and all the other conditions this guy experienced as a result of his "lifestyle" choice.

In movies and t.v., when they show gay guys getting ready for dates or to go out trolling, they just show them blow-drying their hair or putting on cologne, usually to peppy music. They don't show them spending an hour in the bathroom giving themselves an enema so that there will be less fecal matter shoved back up inside their body, but that's part of the "date prep" for bottoms.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (MvHI3)

552 Patricia Zengerle is a fucking nut-bag and should be laughed at for the unhinged fool that she obviously is.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

553 Thanks; I will listen. I enjoy Tim Hawkins, but I wouldn't call "Swiss Miss" a Delilah. Don't know if she's a model or her boyfriend took the picture. Sampson probably didn't take pictures of Delilah.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM

Tim Hawkins is hillarious. My wife and I have seen him twice. Look up, Tim Hawkins (The Worst!) Hillarity.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (iiRhj)

554 You do know Whoppi is a Caryn, right?

Posted by: Lola at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (NIYa7)

555 All I can hear is Admiral Hoffman from the Swift Vets ads, "Anyone who roots Liverpool and the Mets can not be trusted!"

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (J3OJd)

556 Fenelon, I have actually met Duncanthrax so will take that as a compliment(even though he might not remember).

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (Y+l9t)

557 Now I know why I can't get any dates.

Posted by: Moyst Uriahzer at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

558 About 10 years ago there was a funny article about brand consultants and the one thing they all agreed on was that women in general hate the word "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level. You could probably use it as an acid test for trannys if you needed to, but most of them now make no effort to pass.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)
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Huh. I have a vision of a a tranny-detecting variant of the "Voigt-Kampff machine" from "Do Androids Dream" and Blade Runner...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (5zVb8)

559 That's totally different from all the smart military men who frequent this place.
Posted by: ...
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Hold it. I have to be smart too?
Dammit. There's always a catch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (UVAEk)

560 About 10 years ago there was a funny article about brand consultants and the one thing they all agreed on was that women in general hate the word "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level. You could probably use it as an acid test for trannys if you needed to, but most of them now make no effort to pass.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)
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Moistly True

Posted by: FactChecker.com at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (krQz2)

561 They don't show them spending an hour in the bathroom giving themselves an enema so that there will be less fecal matter shoved back up inside their body, but that's part of the "date prep" for bottoms.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (MvHI3)


Alex, I will take things I really don't want to know for $1000.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (6TxNR)

562 bout 10 years ago there was a funny article about brand consultants and the one thing they all agreed on was that women in general hate the word "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level. You could probably use it as an acid test for trannys if you needed to, but most of them now make no effort to pass.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

We should have done more name research.
Posted by: Ford Probe
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We did.

Posted by: Pontiac Vibe at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (1YkZA)

563 Fenelon, I have actually met Duncanthrax so will take that as a compliment(even though he might not remember).
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (Y+l9t)
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I have too, and he is a true gentleman. Probably shouldn't have said that here, but it's true.

Sorry for ruining your reputation, Dunc.

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (aeePL)

564 Much less drag if you opt for au natural

Posted by: swim coach, with stop watch happy to time your laps at July 20, 2022 01:19 PM (6lLJU)

Maybe for some of the girls.
Not me.

Posted by: Lia Thomas at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (MFphb)

565 I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon

***

I'LL MEET YOU THERE!!!

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (flINI)

566 538 532 I think Roberts' quisling nature has made him a pariah on the court.

I'm seeing some background rumbles and complaints in strange places about Roberts. He's pleasing no one and ruining his previously stellar reputation in his quest to have a great reputation for his court. What a fool he turned out to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:22 PM (Ivdso)

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He lost us a decade ago. He's losing the left because he can't control Thomas anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

We should be careful about this, however. Roberts' last insult to our side could be resignation, handing Biden the right to appoint the next Chief.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (nLEmc)

567 My thought: What would it take to push these people the bit of extra distance it would take for them to do us all a favor and kill themselves?

Posted by: The Deuce at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (3Kf9D)

568 In woke/broke, you are so old news:

Netflix Posts Largest User Loss In Company History Since Its Founding 25 Years Ago

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (U3uv2)

569 I saw Oleaginous open for Marilyn Manson at Boot Hill in '92.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (44ww/)

570 is there such a case on the docket,

Posted by: johan gambulputty sivoncer naglethrasher of dingle danger at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (i0Lci)

571 Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (MvHI3)

You read a lot of really gross stuff.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

572 Tim Hawkins is hillarious. My wife and I have seen him twice. Look up, Tim Hawkins (The Worst!) Hillarity.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (iiRhj)
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Two of my favorite songs from him:

Fireants
Yoga Pants

Posted by: FactChecker.com at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (krQz2)

573 I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (1cmKJ)


Wait.
Will there be pizza afterwards?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (anj39)

574 Lol. Harvard beta soi boi David Hogg interrupts House Judiciary hearing on guns:

https://tinyurl.com/pv4w58be

lolololol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

575 566 We should be careful about this, however. Roberts' last insult to our side could be resignation, handing Biden the right to appoint the next Chief.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (nLEmc)

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The chief is pretty powerful, but if he can't influence votes it's not that powerful.

Putting a hard leftist in place of Roberts with the court not changing otherwise makes the chief even less powerful than Roberts. At least Roberts can occasionally join with the conservatives to try and horse trade in his direction. Another Sotomayor in his place wouldn't be able to do that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

576 Off to the pool.
BBL
Have a great afternoon.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:29 PM (Y+l9t)

577 We should have done more name research.
Posted by: Ford Probe
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We did.
Posted by: Pontiac Vibe at July 20, 2022 01:26 PM (1YkZA)


I always thought Highlander was a poor name for a vehicle, since there can be only one.

Posted by: Wally at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (NUVHn)

578 573 I hope every ette here knows that any guy here would run into a burning building for them.
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (1cmKJ)


Wait.
Will there be pizza afterwards?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 2

Like maybe one guy runs into the building and the rest of us can hang around until the pizza arrives?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (0+WqK)

579 I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon

***

I'LL MEET YOU THERE!!!
Posted by: Joey Biden at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM

On my way! I'll bring the party supplies.

Posted by: Hunter B Smartest Guy Dad Knows at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (iiRhj)

580 We should be careful about this, however. Roberts' last insult to our side could be resignation, handing Biden the right to appoint the next Chief.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 01:27 PM (nLEmc)
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Yup. We should remember Thomas Sowell's points about trade-offs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (krQz2)

581 Roberts isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (xWZcb)

582 Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:25 PM (iiRhj)

I would love to see his show. I don't know if he appears in NJ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (PrR4G)

583 Zegerle and her ilk are stupid, spineless idiots. That having been said, I'll read the comments.

Posted by: River Commander at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (KY22T)

584 There was a lengthy piece last month, written by a Catholic homosexual "bottom" who had finally rejected the lifestyle, which described the horrors of homosexual sex in gruesome detail.

tmi3rd does that describing a fair amount on the Drift Compatible Podcast as well. Mostly to gross out the Empress and BC.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

585 Yes, you lost, Vercingetorix, but your hair and stache looked awesome!
Posted by: Arminius at July 20, 2022
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But my name is the most unpronounceable name in European history!
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This is true.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022


***
Ver-sing-ge-torr-icks

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM (txdEq)

586 Like maybe one guy runs into the building and the rest of us can hang around until the pizza arrives?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM

Good plan.

Posted by: Uvalde PD at July 20, 2022 01:31 PM (iiRhj)

587 Two of my favorite songs from him:

Fireants
Yoga Pants
Posted by: FactChecker.com at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (krQz2)
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This is my favorite, obviously:

https://youtu.be/VM6uqj0_jQc

Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 01:31 PM (aeePL)

588 I don't know why the people claiming " body autonomy" are never asked why "if their body" is totally their own, why they are not allowed to sell parts of it. Your kidneys might be yours, but you aren't allowed to sell them. t

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 20, 2022 01:31 PM (mT1Q4)

589 About 10 years ago there was a funny article about brand consultants and the one thing they all agreed on was that women in general hate the word "moist" at a subconscious skin-crawl level.
Posted by: Ian S.

A dear friend of mine suffers from a very severe case of Sjögren's Syndrome. Most folks haven't even heard of it so, when asked, she explains: "Everything that is supposed to be moist - isn't. E v e r y t h i n g."

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 01:32 PM (fBY/Q)

590 Roberts' last insult to our side could be resignation, handing Biden the right to appoint the next Chief.

Roberts would never give up the power and influence.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 01:32 PM (ZGrMX)

591 I saw Oleaginous open for Marilyn Manson at Boot Hill in '92.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Now do Gelatinous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:32 PM (lRqp7)

592 Ha! I actually can take off work early today.

See you all later on. Hope you have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2022 01:32 PM (AW0uW)

593 And for the rest of you, I am about to get into a swimsuit to hit the pool and swim my laps to keep in shape so use your imagination.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 01:16 PM (Y+l9t)

Let’s race

Posted by: Lia Thomas at July 20, 2022 01:32 PM (qwO6y)

594 Your kidneys might be yours, but you aren't allowed to sell them. t
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 20, 2022 01:31 PM (mT1Q4)


You're so naive

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (NUVHn)

595 Not coincidentally, she does not get enough dicking in her life - which could be a chicken and egg problem.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 12:59 PM (U3uv2)


How is this even a thing though? Sex toys of every shape, size and configuration are available everywhere, even Walmart online. Good Housekeeping has consumer reports on who makes the best ones.

I would think that currently pyrsyns are getting too much rather than not enough.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (dCxaZ)

596 You'll Never Walk Alone was from Carousel, a Rogers & Hammerstein musical.

It was also a song taught to elementary & middle school children decades ago. For mental health.

Posted by: Lola at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (NIYa7)

597 I don't wanna know!
(put fingers in ears, shuts eyes)
La - la- la - la - la!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (jTmQV)

598
Your kidneys might be yours, but you aren't allowed to sell them.

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Honestly? I think you should be allowed to. It's yours, after all.

Here's the thing, though. Your baby isn't part of your body.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (Zhwz2)

599 Oh dear, that explains a lot.
Posted by: Moist Von Lipwig at July 20, 2022 01:23 PM


Quit your complaining Mr. Slightly Damp.

Posted by: Of the Twilight the Darkness at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (4p7Em)

600 Sharkman, I remember watching that as a kid.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (mn1Pi)

601 I don't know why the people claiming " body autonomy" are never asked why "if their body" is totally their own, why they are not allowed to sell parts of it. Your kidneys might be yours, but you aren't allowed to sell them.
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Or prostitution. By their logic, shouldn't they be out there protesting against prostitution laws?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (lf83v)

602 Lol. Harvard beta soi boi David Hogg interrupts House Judiciary hearing on guns:

https://tinyurl.com/pv4w58be

lolololol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

Time to go now, noodle arms.

Posted by: 4'8" female security guard at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

603 Alex, I will take things I really don't want to know for $1000.
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You read a lot of really gross stuff.
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Yes, and I don't particularly enjoy reading it, but it's important to know the facts, especially when we have a government and media that is intent on hiding/distorting/lying about the facts so that they can shove their perverted agenda (promoting homosexuality, "transgenderism," etc.) down our throats.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (MvHI3)

604 It is odd to me how many comedians are so good at writing songs. And, usually act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (Ivdso)

605 I would love to see his show. I don't know if he appears in NJ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM

I just checked his site. Nothing in NJ on tap as of yet. Closest he is to me is Michigan.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (iiRhj)

606 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

607 How is this even a thing though? Sex toys of every shape, size and configuration are available everywhere, even Walmart online. Good Housekeeping has consumer reports on who makes the best ones.
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You don't get the necessary and medicinal protein injection with rubber toys.

Posted by: Care for some vitamin dood? at July 20, 2022 01:35 PM (0JwJf)

608 Honestly? I think you should be allowed to. It's yours, after all.

Here's the thing, though. Your baby isn't part of your body.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (Zhwz2)

Legal organ trafficking just facilitates laundering of involuntarily harvested organs. It's one of those ideas we know is bad because it's been tried.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 01:35 PM (L4he4)

609 I always thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" was a religious song. I really am out of it.
Posted by: bluebell


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It's not?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 01:35 PM (txdEq)

610 lifestyle, which described the horrors of homosexual sex in gruesome detail. Reading it, I couldn't help but wonder how many people would be turned off if they actually knew the reality:

many years ago I had quite a coterie of gay male friends. One of them apprised me of the GI syndromes that mainly afflicted gay men.

And that's all I'll say about that.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:35 PM (dCxaZ)

611 By their logic, shouldn't they be out there protesting against prostitution laws?

Some of them are, remember the odd turn Occupy took when suddenly it turned into a pro-sex worker rally?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:35 PM (Ivdso)

612 My sister pointed out to me that Evian spelled backwards is Naive. I guess they know their market.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:35 PM (FVME7)

613 This is a great performance of Yoga Pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QltPmNxbDss

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (krQz2)

614
Or prostitution. By their logic, shouldn't they be out there protesting against prostitution laws?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (lf83v)

They do actually support prostitution.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (L4he4)

615 You don't get the necessary and medicinal protein injection with rubber toys.

lol

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (dCxaZ)

616 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 P


Dayum. You could crack coconuts on that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (4p7Em)

617 How is this even a thing though?

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:33 PM (dCxaZ)

My hypothesis is that she equates the real thing with her self-worth, even if it is just with someone who is one and done.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (U3uv2)

618 Whomever made Hoggy his suit was able to use one sleeve to make two so he must have saved a fortune.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (iiRhj)

619 They're not mentally ill they're just crazy.

Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (FhXTo)

620 Ha!

https://tinyurl.com/86xfxhhx

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (8GBH4)

621 I'm all in on moist. Is there a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

622 David Hogg should be charged with Obstructing Governmental Operations.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (lf83v)

623 606 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

Speaking of a really great THOT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (XvPQV)

624 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey

"Just do it"? I think that's an invitation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (FVME7)

625 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

Whatever 'IT" she wants me to do, she's got it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (4I/2K)

626 Like maybe one guy runs into the building and the rest of us can hang around until the pizza arrives?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2022 01:30 PM

***

They got that good smelling hand sanitizer in the hallway. Anyone want some before pizza?

Posted by: Uvaldes Finest at July 20, 2022 01:38 PM (flINI)

627 Hogg should be charged with felonious soi content

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:38 PM (Ivdso)

628 625 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

Whatever 'IT" she wants me to do, she's got it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (4I/2K)

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IT = go into the storm drain with the clown.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

629 If they legislate gay marriage across the land by federal decree - a red state will go up and get THAT bill found unconstitutional - Alito will drive a truck through it - and never have to directly cite Obergefell. Overturning it by default.
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Hmmm. I think so.
There is that part of the Obamacare ruling about forcing states to expand Medicare....

Suppose you could say, this is forcing states to expand gay marriage beyond Obegefell.

Specifically, that, by making it legislative, it triggers anti-discrimination laws. E.g., then forcing the state (and churches) to perform fag marriage. Currently, judges can choose: marry everyone or no one. But, this would not give them the choice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 01:38 PM (U5QlS)

630 I note that Patricia identifies herself as a wife, but not as a mother.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2022 01:38 PM (5p7BC)

631 My hypothesis is that she equates the real thing with her self-worth, even if it is just with someone who is one and done.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 01:36 PM (U3uv2)


Oh. Well yes that is a strong impulse with women, to have you know, an actual *man* at their side. Even the millenials get to this point at some time in their lives.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

632 Betty Crocker used to always say her cakes were moist.

In fact, she sold a "Super Moist Yellow Cake Mix", which should offend our "Yellow" haters and our "Moist" haters in one fell swoop.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (lf83v)

633 629 Hmmm. I think so.
There is that part of the Obamacare ruling about forcing states to expand Medicare....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 01:38 PM (U5QlS)

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That was struck down years ago by SCOTUS. The Medicaid expansion became optional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

634 I'm sick of candy asses. Get tough. Body and mind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (DcKNO)

635 These poor jurors have to watch the Parkland shooter's many acts of violence and cruelty. I hope they have support systems at home.

https://bit.ly/3aVGvHs

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (eyxn4)

636 Whatever 'IT" she wants me to do, she's got it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM


With my luck, it would only involve killing spiders.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (4p7Em)

637 Lol. Harvard beta soi boi David Hogg interrupts House Judiciary hearing on guns:
------

Hogg is just certain that if he can thrust himself into the public eye, he will achieve some status.

I mean, other than a boyish clown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (UVAEk)

638 Female societal status competition going to evolutionarily maladaptive extremes is not unknown ... Chinese footbinding, those brass ring neck extender tribes, performative insanity of the AWFLs, etc.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (IK4m/)

639 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

***

I know right

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (flINI)

640 636 Whatever 'IT" she wants me to do, she's got it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM

With my luck, it would only involve killing spiders.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (4p7Em)

=========

The spider monster living in the sewers that comes out every 27 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

641 James Cameron should be kicked in the head for "unobtainium".

Is it just me or is too much sci-fi aimed at teens? I cringe now whenever I see Hunger Games etc do the Hero with a Thousand Faces thing. I've seen too many.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (44ww/)

642 This thread is getting a little moist.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (krQz2)

643 LA Sue: I'm sorry for your loss. It's my fervent hope that we all get to see our beloved pets again in the afterlife.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 20, 2022 01:40 PM (vkS2Z)

644 With my luck, it would only involve killing spiders.
==
cleaning the garage

filling her car with gas, and oh yeah . . .

paying her credit card bills

Posted by: if only that at July 20, 2022 01:41 PM (0JwJf)

645 Betty Crocker sold yellowcake?

Or was that her daughter, Molly?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 01:41 PM (YntaV)

646 "Just do it"? I think that's an invitation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (FVME7)
---
But it's her leg.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:41 PM (krQz2)

647 Betty Crocker used to always say her cakes were moist.

In fact, she sold a "Super Moist Yellow Cake Mix", which should offend our "Yellow" haters and our "Moist" haters in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Asians need to be wet too!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:41 PM (1cmKJ)

648 Come for the comments on stupid Karen Patricia Zengerle. Get bombarded by gruesome comments about gay sex.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

649 Betty Crocker used to always say her cakes were moist.

In fact, she sold a "Super Moist Yellow Cake Mix", which should offend our "Yellow" haters and our "Moist" haters in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 01:39 PM (lf83v)

Nigerian Yellow Cake?

Posted by: Valerie Plame at July 20, 2022 01:42 PM (4I/2K)

650 If they legislate gay marriage across the land by federal decree - a red state will go up and get THAT bill found unconstitutional

Yeah it just sets them up for yet another 10th amendment ruling, making ANY such federal laws impossible. Not a good move on their part, but also not surprising

Well yes that is a strong impulse with women, to have you know, an actual *man* at their side.

Eventually those boys who got their fashion sense from watching Vikings on TV wear thin after a while when the girls find out the Viking ends at their beard covering a face without a chin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:42 PM (Ivdso)

651 LASue that your furry friend passed away is a heartbreak.

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 20, 2022 01:42 PM (LC6Kq)

652 In fact, she sold a "Super Moist Yellow Cake Mix", which should offend our "Yellow" haters and our "Moist" haters in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

That's actually my favorite cake

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 01:42 PM (XvPQV)

653 "Just do it"? I think that's an invitation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:37 PM (FVME7)
---
But it's her leg.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:41 PM


Move over, bud.

Posted by: The Dog at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (4p7Em)

654 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

--------

Nice teeth!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (AkWcS)

655 Who told Hogg Boy that he's special and that he should believe in himself?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (eGTCV)

656 This busty brunette in her underwar is gazing out over her field of fucks to give for emotionally-fragile triggeristas and finds, to her satisfaction, that is is barren:
https://is.gd/1657Hy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 12:57 PM (5zVb


I'd have about 10 seconds tops before the Mrs would ring me up with a cast iron skillet, but that is enough time to give that strumpet the most disappointing 4 seconds of her life. Twice.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (HJcWr)

657 Betty Crocker sold yellowcake?

I can't answer that one, but in the early 1970s she came out with a limited edition of purple microdot.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (dCxaZ)

658 An ancient facebook meme was a closeup of Helen Thomas smiling with the words THAT MAKES ME MOIST.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (44ww/)

659 I was triggered by an elderly woman on her Lark scooter. She looked all insurrectiony! I think her hair was a wig and she had fake wrinkles. I can't be sure but I swear she had buffalo horns.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM (iiRhj)

660 312 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2022 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

I'm so sorry, Sue. It's rough losing a dog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (XvPQV)

661 Wet Leg

It had to be said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (UVAEk)

662 Boss Hogg >> Okja >> any smelly old farm pig >> David Hogg

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

663 Is it just me or is too much sci-fi aimed at teens? I cringe now whenever I see Hunger Games etc do the Hero with a Thousand Faces thing.

It used to be that books and scripts (even comic books) were largely written by people who had world experience. Who had faced hardship, sadness, and even death in their lives. Jack Kirby and Stan lee fought in WW2, for instance so even their silly comic books had a depth of character and drama that modern writers cannot match.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (Ivdso)

664 Lol. Harvard beta soi boi David Hogg interrupts House Judiciary hearing on guns:

https://tinyurl.com/pv4w58be


Wait, I heard that obstructing the Legislature was the worst crime in the world?

Or are we not doing that this week?

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (6TxNR)

665 "Super Moist Yellow Cake Mix"

So much to be offended by.

Super = Code word for Supremacists

Moist = Offensive to women and David Hogg

Yellow = Offensive to Asians, Hunter Biden and some morons here.

Cake = Offensive to Iranian nuclear weapons opponents

Mix = Offensive to interracial marriage advocates.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (lf83v)

666 Those with souls need not apply.

During insane heatwave, UK cinema chain offers free admission to day-walking redheads

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (FVME7)

667 🤘

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 01:45 PM (44ww/)

668 A dear friend of mine suffers from a very severe case of Sjögren's Syndrome. Most folks haven't even heard of it so, when asked, she explains: "Everything that is supposed to be moist - isn't. E v e r y t h i n g."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 01:32 PM (fBY/Q)

Moisture is life. That condition has got to be miserable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:45 PM (4I/2K)

669 Who told Hogg Boy that he's special and that he should believe in himself?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM

His mommy and daddy, his teachers, his cat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 20, 2022 01:45 PM (iiRhj)

670 LASue. All my sympathy. Been through that twice since December. Damned hard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:45 PM (E5ADw)

671 Who told Hogg Boy that he's special and that he should believe in himself?

Probably every single person in his life for the last 19 years. On TV, in movies, in the few books he's skimmed for a school report, every teacher, etc.

You're special and unique! You're powerful! You will save the world! You already have all the answers, we're only here to help direct you in how to carry them out! You are the chosen one!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 01:46 PM (Ivdso)

672 Is it just me, or is that scary little old lady carrying the flag is wearing CROCS ???

Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 01:46 PM (786Ro)

673 666 Those with souls need not apply.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM


Nice comment timing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 01:46 PM (4p7Em)

674 Our wonderful dog died peacefully on my husband's lap early this morning. Our boy was on the Pet Thread years ago and was the most special and loved dog I've ever known. Today is a rough one.
Posted by: LASue

I'm so sorry to hear that. Poor pupper.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 01:46 PM (1cmKJ)

675 Wet Leg

It had to be said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:44 PM (UVAEk)

Leads to Stanky Legg.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 01:46 PM (4I/2K)

676 Who told Hogg Boy that he's special and that he should believe in himself?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 01:43 PM

His mommy and daddy, his teachers, his cat.
Posted by: Minnfidel
-------

..and, Harvard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 01:46 PM (E5ADw)

677 Quickie NOOD.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 01:47 PM (krQz2)

678 Quick survey: Who will be first to be giving discounted blowjobs at truck stops once their 15 minutes is up, AOC or David Hogg?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

679 625 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)

--

"Just do it."
Just did it.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2022 01:49 PM (+R5dc)

680 90: "If Teh Donald runs again, I want him to say he will only speak to OAN and the Epoch Times . . ."

If he's reelected, I want him to reserve a bunch of seats for a wide range of political bloggers, and allow them (a) to send anyone they want (subject to SS screening at the door), (b) swap seats with each other, so they could send two one day, and someone else could send two another, (c) wear masks, so anonymous bloggers and commentators could come (again, the SS would know who they are).

Also some seats for small-town papers. And a wide range of positions from left to right, as long as they think for themselves.

I'd start with giving one seat each to Ace of Spades, ChicagoBoyz, Instapundit, Just One Minute, Althouse, Quod Verum, Andrew Sullivan, Glenn Greenwald, Catturd, and a couple dozen others. The thing about swapping seats is that (e.g.) Ann Althouse doesn't fly, and never goes anywhere without her husband Meade, but the two of them could swap their seat with Instapundit and drive to D.C. together now and then, and Instapundit and wife could come some other day. Most of the time they'd send their co-bloggers and commentators.

1/2

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 20, 2022 01:52 PM (SUdjY)

681 many years ago I had quite a coterie of gay male friends. One of them apprised me of the GI syndromes that mainly afflicted gay men.

And that's all I'll say about that.
__________

Yep, the guy who wrote the article talked about his multiple surgeries for colon and intestinal issues. I hadn't really thought about it before, but it makes sense. Forcibly thrusting fecal matter back up into the colon, and doing it multiple times a night, several nights a week, is bound to lead to serious medical issues.

And while it's apparently well known in the homosexual community, it's never mentioned or even alluded to in the media or during the "drag queen fun, let's all be queer" events that the government is sponsoring in elementary schools now.

Just like the government doesn't want kids (or parents) to know the ugly reality of "transgender" surgeries.

No, we can't have the actual facts of these fun, hip "lifestyle choices" be known, lest too many people start to think "hey, maybe this isn't such a fun choice after all."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 20, 2022 01:52 PM (MvHI3)

682 680 continued:

Why the masks? I want to see and hear the reaction of the traditional 'journalists' in the back row when Trump's press secretary calls on "Representing Ace of Spades, Charlie Brown's Dildo", or "Masturbatin' Pete" or "Bear with Asymmetrical Balls", and I want to see their disgust turn to embarrassment and horror when they realize that the masked person with the clownish name just asked a more pointed, more intelligent, and all-around better question than all of them have ever done in their pathetic lives.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 20, 2022 01:56 PM (SUdjY)

683 There is nothing wrong with yoga pants.

https://tinyurl.com/3bb3dkr5
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 01:34 PM (m7R0k)


Just remember, for every hot chick, there's a guy tired of her shit.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2022 01:56 PM (gmo/4)

684 One of the most terrifiying things I've seen is the song "Tomorrow belongs to me " from Cabaret.

Visceral fear.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2022 01:57 PM (KATBx)

685 I warned you many years ago.

Posted by: Michael Savage at July 20, 2022 02:01 PM (yylD+)

686 If that woman lifting up her shirt in the sidebar is showing off her tits......they need work.

Posted by: noam sayen at July 20, 2022 02:03 PM (hqDNJ)

687 The banner is just plain bad messaging, and par for the course.

restorationmovement dot com is for sale.

They are promoting 1776restorationmovement dot com

And if you go there, sheesh it's disorganized.

I largely agree with everything they are saying, once I figured out what the heck they were saying.

Posted by: scottst at July 20, 2022 02:16 PM (ojBxe)

688 What we don't get - January 6 actually was traumatizing for these weakling, mentally ill, losers. The are cowards and have no ability to physically or mentally defend themselves. the idea that they could, in some convoluted sense, be in physical danger is so abhorrent to them, they'll investigate and jail anyone involved.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (+DS2f)

689 Make them cringe and run away show Old Glory

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 20, 2022 06:42 PM (wGqjj)

690 It's all about having some kind of grievance to ply.

What a pathetic existence! What a pathetic party.

Posted by: XJFKdemocrat at July 20, 2022 08:42 PM (GFC6F)

691 How many Capitol policemen cried due to this provocative act? There could be resultant strokes and heart attacks tonight...

Posted by: Undocumented at July 20, 2022 09:59 PM (fNk3s)

692 I get paid more than $85 every hour for working on the web. I found out about this activity 3 months prior and subsequent to joining this I have earned effectively $15k from this without having internet working abilities.

That is what I do... www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at July 21, 2022 03:03 AM (FSps6)

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