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"Doctor" Jill Biden: Joe Biden Had Such Wonderful Plans For the Presidency He Usurped But Darnit, The Actual Task of Governing Keeps Getting In The Way!

Speaking at -- of course! -- a private home of an ultrawealthy supporter on Nantucket Island, Noted Brain Surgeon "Doctor" Jill Biden lamented that the presidency sometimes involves responding to external events and that these may sometimes sideline the partisan and highly ideological agenda of the figurehead president's puppeteers.


[The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do, but every time you turned around, he had to address the problems of the moment. He's just had so many things thrown his way.

Who would have ever thought about what happened with Roe v. Wade? Well, maybe we saw it coming, but still, we didn't believe it.

Did she just tell us what happened in Afghanistan? "Maybe we saw it coming, but still, we didn't believe it"?

And did she just tell us what happened with the skyrocketing inflation due to their ruinous overspending? "Maybe we saw it coming, but still, we didn't believe it"?

The gun violence in this country is absolutely appalling. We didn't see the war in Ukraine coming.

Joe Biden's campaign was predicated on the threat of Russia.

"Doctor" Jill Biden then turned to the most important issue of all: All the crises of the Biden Administration, most of which are caused by the Biden Administration, also derailed the crucial work of "Doctor" Jill Biden as Vice President.


I was saying to myself, 'Okay, I was Second Lady. I worked on community colleges. I worked on military families. I've worked on cancer.

They were supposed to be my areas of focus. But then when we got [in the White House,] I had to be, with all that was happening, the First Lady of the moment.

entiledhunterjill.jpg

She also said this:

"I know there are so many nay-sayers who say we'll get slammed in the midterms. Okay. The Republicans are working hard, they stick together, for good or evil. So, we just have to work harder."

LOL, sticking together. I have it from an Insider Source, the "smartest man" that Joe Biden knows, that "Doctor" Jill Biden is a, quote, "vindictive moron."

John King: We have to give Joe Biden and the Democrats a break. It's hard to govern!

CNN's John King complains, "It is much easier to be the opposition party... give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins."

Tim
@TimDCpolitico

Remember when @JohnKingCNN said that governing is hard, COVID-19 was a complex challenge and Donald Trump deserved some grace?

Me neither...

Apparently this is the fresh DNC-Media coordinated message of the week: John Sexton reports that a Washington Post Op-Ed demands that the media start covering Joe Biden more positively, and in fact claims that the bulk of the country's negative feelings towards Biden's management are due to a media plot against him.

Sexton points out that this White House spinner deliberately omits many parts of the Afghanistan debacle in order to paint it as minor a snafu as possible. He completely... "forgets" that 13 US servicemembers were killed due to Biden's bumbles, and also "forgets" that Biden then ordered a Public Relations drone strike that murdered a perfectly innocent family, including young children.

See his post for that.

Biden's poll numbers plunged, closely tracking the media hysteria. As The Post's Dana Milbank wrote in December, data analysis showed a marked increase in negativity in media coverage of Biden that started last August. After the withdrawal, the media lumped other events into its "Biden is struggling" narrative: infighting among Democrats over the party's agenda, Democrats' weak performances in the New Jersey and Virginia gubernatorial races, rising inflation, and the surge of the delta and omicron variants. Biden's role in these issues was often exaggerated -- there are many causes of inflation besides Biden's policies; presidents can't stop the emergence of coronavirus variants. This anti-Biden coverage pattern remains in place.

The claim that the media was unfair would be a lot more convincing if candidate Biden hadn't promised he would shut down the virus not the economy. Remember this?


Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

United States government official
I'm not going to shut down the country.

I'm not going to shut down the economy.

I'm going to shut down the virus.


I've said a couple of times that there's not much Biden can do about inflation.

I really hate this kneejerk tendency to "prove how fair you are" by conceding things that are untrue. Biden spent trillions in unneeded stimulus. The Democrats' claim is that the reopening of the world economy was inherently inflationary. So that's a cause of inflation.

Okay -- so why take that fire and throw tons of fake hundred dollar bills on it to turn it into a blaze?

I know that progressives and adherents of the "Modern Monetary Theory" don't believe that the cause of supply and demand applies to dollar bills, but don't conservatives?

If so -- if inflation "just happens" -- then why bother fighting over who controls the government in the first place? These things "just happen," after all, and the president and Congress are just spectators.

This sounds like a case of Jill Biden's explanation again: "Maybe we saw it coming, but still, we didn't believe it."

Coronavirus variants aren't under his control either. But after progressives repeated on a daily basis that Trump was responsible for every death it's a bit hard to see this as unfair. Here's another tweet where candidate Biden set a standard he couldn't meet.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

United States government official
220,000 deaths.

If you hear nothing else I say tonight, hear this: Anyone who is responsible for that many deaths should not remain President of the United States.


We've now had more coronavirus deaths under Biden's watch than under Trump's. Funny the progressives don't seem as interested in reminding people about that on a daily basis anymore. Eventually, even Bacon sort of admits Biden set himself up for failure.

By making reduced political gridlock a metric of his success, Biden positioned himself to look bad when congressional Republicans and Sens. Joe Manchin III (D-W.Va.) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) blocked his proposals.

He concludes, "Yes, I am calling for the media to cover Biden more positively."

So that is what was agreed to in the meeting between White House officials and "journalists" this week: We have to pressure the rest of the press corps to be nicer to Joe Biden, and to show a little more "grace" towards Democrats, because governing is hard for Democrats.

Not for Republicans, though -- so you can be as tough on them as you like.

Posted by: Ace at 02:24 PM




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1 He was going to sniff so many little girls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 18, 2022 02:25 PM (ppBhU)

2 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 18, 2022 02:25 PM (b2nrj)

3 So...the president (Jill) is admitting that her administration is already a failure?

We're 18 months into it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

4 FORE!!

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 18, 2022 02:26 PM (dJs6r)

5 It's just not fair being expected to actually WORK.

This is why you'll never see Chewbacca trying to take office. She lazy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 18, 2022 02:26 PM (XvPQV)

6
CNN's John King complains, "It is much easier to be the opposition party...give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins."

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*searches for similar quote from King excusing perceived failings of Trump administration*

*gets lost in black hole*

*finds way back through daughter's library*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

7 we failed him

we just didn't position him for success

Posted by: brak at July 18, 2022 02:27 PM (j5Tg0)

8 I think that the Saudi trip may have been a tipping point for a lot of Dems. It was pretty obvious that Biden was weak, in over his head, and got played by MBS.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 18, 2022 02:27 PM (IjYIN)

9 man, the cuckoo ballz left is really hoping to put Bannon in jail forever.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 02:27 PM (OuH7W)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

11 I thought Joe symbolized the End of History?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 02:28 PM (ppL7t)

12 8 I think that the Saudi trip may have been a tipping point for a lot of Dems. It was pretty obvious that Biden was weak, in over his head, and got played by MBS.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 18, 2022 02:27 PM (IjYIN)

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All the death in Afghanistan wasn't enough, it was getting insulted by some king.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

13
"Who would have ever thought about what happened with Roe v. Wade?"

___________

Those not caught up in a bubble. The Democrats had almost 50 years to codify RvW and did nothing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:28 PM (/U27+)

14 Was la doctora Jill on Nantucket when they had the big hotel fire? Can she account for her whereabouts at the time?

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (qpX6U)

15 John King: We have to give Joe Biden and the Democrats a break. It's hard to govern!

The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations rears its ugly head!

Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (dCxaZ)

16 They like him in the bogedas, you racists.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Taco, try the Barbacoa! at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (9s20h)

17 >>> He was going to sniff so many little girls.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

haha

he's still managing to get a sniff in here and there, to be fair

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (B3oWe)

18 Brandon ran with a podium and folding chairs in a couple dozen white circles ⭕, it worked for him then so he should go back to it.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (GMiI9)

19 Jeebus, its like abandoning Bagrum might have been a big fucking mistake. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (ppL7t)

20 hink that the Saudi trip may have been a tipping point for a lot of Dems. It was pretty obvious that Biden was weak, in over his head, and got played by MBS.
Posted by: Colorado Alex

so, even pretending that MBS killed Kshassogghi...we still have to admit that Biden droned a family of 7 to get a small PR blip during his afghan fiasco

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (OuH7W)

21 Jill Biden should be arrested for elder abuse. She knew her hubby was a shell of his former stupid self. She propped him up like a wind up doll and shoved him out there so she could be FLOTUS and the $ that flows from the big guy via methboy. She's the one pulling the strings. She doesn't care about him at all, if she did she would have told him to relax and enjoy his retirement after sucking off the government teet and again methboy's graft.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (GwxCX)

22 "The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do, but every time you turned around..."

...he was either falling on the ground, incoherently babbling or walking around aimlessly shaking the invisible man's hand.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (ziG1r)

23 The media obviously thinks Joe is a mentally slow six year old.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (eGTCV)

24 We have failed Him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (yQpMk)

25 Is Doctor Jill Biden considered the smart one in that family?

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (sX1BW)

26 Say, did anyone catch Princeling Harry's speech to the U.N.?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (a3Q+t)

27 Just wait until the comedians find out that Biden sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

28 I'm pretty sure dealing with an unrelenting series of big problems is the job definition of President of the United States.

Perhaps if he didn't spend every weekend at his multi-million dollar beach house falling off his bicycle he could get more done.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

29 Fuck Joe Biden.

Hunter already fucked Jill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

30 "Was la doctora Jill on Nantucket when they had the big hotel fire? Can she account for her whereabouts at the time?"

That's "La Medica Jillena" to you, gringo.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Taco, try the Barbacoa! at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (9s20h)

31 "I was saying to myself, 'Okay, I was Second Lady. I worked on community colleges. I worked on military families. I've worked on cancer."

Oh brother. What, exactly, does "worked" here mean? An assistant of hers said some of those things are good and some of those things are bad and let's work on stopping bad things? Maybe Kamala could step in and they could tag team setting each other up for success.

Worst. Administration. Ever. Left to right, top to bottom, inside to out, it can't do anything right, and not all of it is by design. They are just that special.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (aXxgO)

32 Brandon is so senile he forgets what a breakfast taco is.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (GMiI9)

33 My wish is for Jill to be tossed out of the White house well before 2024

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (2JoB8)

34 24 We have failed Him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (yQpMk)

==========

If only 100% of the population were on his side, then things would go well.

Kill everyone not on Biden's side, and we'll have utopia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

35 If Biden would tell his climate fearmongers to go scratch and start rebuilding our domestic energy production, we would return to a much more manageable gas/diesel price.

That would go a long way towards fighting inflation.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

36
G_ F_CK Y_ _RSELF, B_TCH

I got a puzzle she can solve.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (89T5c)

37 "media hysteria"

Against Biden. Right.

A laughingstock of decades, dumb, who never got past Iowa in decades of farcical presidential campaigns, was a buffoonish and incredibly corrupt VP, who'd never backed a sensible policy idea in decades. Who can't even hold a real press conference, even with the North Korean drones of the press corps.

Vs. non-stop media hysteria and distortion and attacks on a president who met with the media up to 4 times a day, no-holds barred, and whose policies helped deliver the best economy in the reporters' lifetimes.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (OTzUX)

38 See Jill is in Nantucket with donors. THIS is where they need to see what they're funding. A few thousand military aged migrants looking for loot. Then party's so over. The rich donors care squat about the hood

Posted by: CN at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

39
Joe has been a Washington fixture since 1973 and he has no idea about governance?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (/U27+)

40 Back to the ungovernable schtick. Which is just a hop and a skip from 'we need a dictatorship.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (dNqv+)

41 >>>give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins."

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Rush used to talk about this - how the media always wonders if the job of president is just too big for one person WHEN A DEM IS IN OFFICE.

These stories never show up when R's are president.

Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (VJsqe)

42 They were supposed to be my areas of focus.

Instead, you were pressed into service, bestowing your breakfast taco knowledge onto the planet.

Brava, I say to you, DOCTOR Jillx.

Bravissima!

Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (dCxaZ)

43 We had no clue the environment was going to get hotter this summer. Came out of nowhere.

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (sX1BW)

44 How a woman Dr. Jill dressed in the 1800's.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3wjxxa

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (MkYsY)

45 #31
The only 'work' she's ever done was biblical.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (GMiI9)

46 39
Joe has been a Washington fixture since 1973 and he has no idea about governance?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (/U27+)

Well, he's an idiot, so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (dNqv+)

47 Is Doctor Jill Biden considered the smart one in that family?
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM

Well Joe himself said Hunter was the smartest guy he knows. Which for Joepedo I do not doubt for one minute.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (GwxCX)

48 @12 All the death in Afghanistan wasn't enough, it was getting insulted by some king.

----

They could blame Trump for that, as he was the one who negotiated the original pull-out. The fact that Biden threw the plan out the window in favor of his own plan was quietly ignored.

Posted by: junior at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (rR7Ao)

49 Dicken was able to kill Spairman by shooting him several times at 5:57 p.m., just after Sapirman started shooting
-----------

I'm guessing Mr. Dicken will NOT be receiving the Medal of Honor. Just a hunch.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (BQrLB)

50 Well, it's not like Joe could have foreseen the difficulties of governance. He's only been in public office for decades, including eight years as vice president. How was he to know?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (ppBhU)

51 Since when did Democrats give a fig about governing? They care about power and wielding it against their political opponents, the country be damned.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2022 02:32 PM (ziG1r)

52 "Joe Biden's campaign was predicated on the threat of Russia."

Which is why on Day One of Joey Softserve's administration, he shut down various US pipelines and gave a green light for Nord Stream 2 to proceed...

Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

53 But with all that disaster surrounding him Joe has at least been an exemplar of decency, right?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (eGTCV)

54 And this vapid bimbo, arrogant dumbshit wife of his, with these cringe-inducing ignorant narcissistic blurblings about her own role. Vs. a reserved, classy, clearly sincere and measured multi-lingual immigrant woman who radiated gratitude.

The country's a disgrace, not just what is called the "press".

But y'all knew that.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (OTzUX)

55 G_ F_CK Y_ _RSELF, B_TCH

I got a puzzle she can solve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM


W'r gld y cn, bcse w cn't.

Posted by: The Welsh at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (a3Q+t)

56
Notice how the answer to "America has become too complex to govern" is always concentrating more power in fewer hands?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (/U27+)

57 Brandon had to kill people with the virus to save them from the virus.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (GMiI9)

58 On Ukraine, Biden did tell me that if I voted for Trump, Putin would run roughshod over the Ukraine.

So I guess he gets some credit on that one.

Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (FJYfm)

59 Oh yeah if there's one thing Republicans are known for, its never betraying their base or each other.

Honestly I swear if it wasn't for lies, the Left would never have anything to say.

If they're not lying they're apparently not trying.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (BQrLB)

60 27 Just wait until the comedians find out that Biden sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

lol, not the mainstream ones.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

61 We have to pressure the rest of the press corps to be nicer to Joe Biden, and to show a little more "grace" towards Democrats, because governing is hard for Democrats.

And as a test of your compliance, all White House press members will bring their daughters to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, now scheduled for every Thursday.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (anj39)

62 38 See Jill is in Nantucket with donors. THIS is where they need to see what they're funding. A few thousand military aged migrants looking for loot. Then party's so over. The rich donors care squat about the hood


CN I love your plan

Nantucket - Rehoboth - the Hamptons

Gov Abbot! Make it so!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (w0NJk)

63 "CNN's John King complains, 'It is much easier to be the opposition party... give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins.'"

This message bought and paid by the DNC.

Holy Cow. The absurdity on stilts here. It's the most profane thing I've read today, and I read all the morning posts!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (aXxgO)

64 Gosh, how is "severe conservative" Mitt Romney leading the NPC software update.

From "restore our norms" to "give ol' Gil a break, will ya'?"

It'd be far too kind to feed these whores a last meal of all their praise of Biden before they're hung.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (/9pFk)

65 It's just too much for one man. Perhaps a committee or political bureau would work.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

66 That's all bullshit, Jill.

Joe is accomplishing EVERYTHING HE WANTED going in. He's fucked the economy, opened the borders and is on pace to destroy the whole fucking country in 2 years.

My only hope is that you some day get sewn into the couch that your dresses were originally designed for.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

67 I once positioned Jill, with success.

Posted by: Hunter at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (4akfh)

68 Just thinking out loud here. Wouldn't a VP have an idea regarding the difficulties of governing? I'm pretty sure that's the Biden sine qua non Democrats sold to the voters.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (ziG1r)

69 Nothing he can do about inflation? This dementia ridden motherfucker is scheming and scamming to spend another $1T in September when there will be a natural lull in inflation. He won't drill to lessen not just gasoline but energy costs (my power is up 40% over last June, it was hotter this year but not that much) and he's still plotting to raise taxes and enacting expensive regulation every day. Nothing he can do, bullshit. Absolute fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Big E at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (0zbtE)

70 I see where people are taking photos of themselves with their bicycles laying on top of them where Joe fell off of his. Hilarious.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (MkYsY)

71 There is actually quite a bit that Joe Biden can do about inflation.

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

72 It's was walking to take a W in the gym when I saw Seinfleck (NY-R Questionably White) promise probes into the Biden Crime Family.
Has there ever been a faction, who does more talking with zero action, than the GOP?
Just shut the fuck up and do it. Better yet,stop telling everybody your GOALZZZ and PLANZZZ and just fucking execute ffs. jfc. SMFH. 🙄😠😤

Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 02:34 PM (QZwHK)

73 "It is much easier to be the opposition party... give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins brains."
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FIFY

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (aaGzp)

74
Is Doctor Jill Biden considered the smart one in that family?
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM

_________

I think the most she can aspire to is "least stupid".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (/U27+)

75 You all remember the solution to Old Yellar getting sick with the virus was to put a bullet in him.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (GMiI9)

76 So...the president (Jill) is admitting that her administration is already a failure?

We're 18 months into it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)


Oh lord...it really HAS been only 18 months, hasn't it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

77 Are you saying that Joe Biden rides the short limousine?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (flINI)

78 Don't be stupid, be a smarty.
Come and join the Biden Party!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

79 John Sexton reports that a Washington Post Op-Ed demands that the media start covering Joe Biden more positively, and in fact claims that the bulk of the country's negative feelings towards Biden's management are due to a media plot against him.

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"We must all happily swallow now, instead of merely spitting, after fellating him."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (iSdJW)

80 Can he list from memory one single plan he had doctor?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (nIK0Y)

81 Tiny margins? Did I read that right? What's that supposed to be code for?

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (tQL7r)

82 Jill is a lot like Hillary in the sense that she enabled Joe to be a lecherous pig without trying to put an end to it.

Hasn't she seen the videos of Joe creeping up from behind on women and little girls? Doesn't she want to know what Joe is hiding in the archives of the University of Delaware regarding his staff member who accuses Joe of raping her?

And where was she when Joe was swimming naked in front of the female Secret Service agents? And don't tell me Hunter only got hookers for himself never ever thought of hooking up the Old 10 Percenter himself.

No, Jill Biden is just an innocent bystander. Happy to save the world, knowing that she puts her fishnet stockings on one leg at a time -- just like the rest of us.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (lf83v)

83 "Notice how the answer to "America has become too complex to govern" is always concentrating more power in fewer hands?"

Yup.

Also notice that the only time I hear this lil' gem is when there's a dipshit lefty infesting the oval office.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (9s20h)

84
Biden spent trillions in unneeded stimulus.

Trump started that ball rolling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (63Dwl)

85 Wouldn't a VP have an idea regarding the difficulties of governing?
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The difficulty with governing is that governing is difficult. So, difficulties are just that, they are difficult, as is governing.

Posted by: Kamala at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (4akfh)

86 81 Tiny margins? Did I read that right? What's that supposed to be code for?
Posted by: Prime Sister at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (tQL7r)

========

"Vote Democrat in the midterms to give Biden bigger majorities."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

87 Are you saying that Joe Biden rides the short limousine?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM

He' always lunging for the siren because noise fun.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (GwxCX)

88 Jill, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

89 Doctor Jill could have at least highlighted how she has been able to decorate the White House in a tacky fashion for Christmas.

That is an accomplishment. An empty, meaningless one, but still an accomplishment.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (TNyrE)

90 Lol, yeah, Abbott should send the illegals to Martha's Vineyard without ferry money to get back to the mainland.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (ufFY8)

91 In Carter's last disastrous two years, all the talk in the Beltway press was about how the US had become "ungovernable". Yes, 40 years ago, this same nonsense was trotted out. By people who are just as dumb as those who now dominate Beltway punditry, think tanks, etc (actually now it's much much worse, but that's a generational thing that is echoed throughout the "elites" and institutions).

Even as stupid young adults, we laughed back then at this stuff, and one of my favorites: large sections of the federal budget were literally termed "uncontrollables".

You see, every cent spent in these programs was authorized and appropriated by legislative and executive action - but, but, somehow, they were now magically "uncontrollable". That one absurd language twist was a perfect insight into the sub-mediocrity that back then was beginning to engulf the nation.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (OTzUX)

92 The difficulty with governing is that governing is difficult. So, difficulties are just that, they are difficult, as is governing.
Posted by: Kamala at July 18, 2022 02:37 PM (4akfh)



never gets old

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

93 "We must all happily swallow now, instead of merely spitting, after fellating him."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (iSdJW)

Exactly what I told Kumala!

Posted by: Willie B! at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (rbqjV)

94 It's going to be very difficult to solve this fuck up without an application of violence.

That really bothers me.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (GMiI9)

95 #FuckJillBiden

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (wtvvX)

96 Gosh, how is "severe conservative" Mitt Romney leading the NPC software update.

From "restore our norms" to "give ol' Gil a break, will ya'?"

It'd be far too kind to feed these whores a last meal of all their praise of Biden before they're hung.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

For somebody who has been promised his own planet and Universe, this motherfucker is the biggest White Knight Faggit. His spirit animal will be a Daisy.

Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (QZwHK)

97 What Dr. Jill really means is, it would be so much better if there were a governing politburo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (MkYsY)

98 Wouldn't a VP have an idea regarding the difficulties of governing?

You'd think since SCOAMF was his boss. Barky set his standard so I'd say mission accomplished Joepedo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (GwxCX)

99 The Sun is a massive celestial object. How could the Bidens have possibly known it was going to rise?

BTW does this sound like she's giving a postmortem on the (fake) presidency or is it just me?

It's like someone's already told her it's over.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (kZXy6)

100 Are you saying that Joe Biden rides the short limousine?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (flINI)


You can easily grab the wheel in that one.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (FJYfm)

101 I was assured "the adults are back in charge."

Was that a lie?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (/9pFk)

102 "He's just had so many things thrown his way."

Suck it Jill, you bint. You're the one who helped push a mental incompetent into the White House under false pretexts.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (ziG1r)

103
Trump started that ball rolling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (63Dwl)



Hard to ignore that Trump spent more than Owebama.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

104 79 John Sexton reports that a Washington Post Op-Ed demands that the media start covering Joe Biden more positively, and in fact claims that the bulk of the country's negative feelings towards Biden's management are due to a media plot against him.

Weren't there some complaints that Obama got the worstest coverage in the history of ever?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

105 Don't be stupid, be a smarty.
Come and join the Biden Party!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (ufFY

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"Hookers and blow in every yacht!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (iSdJW)

106 "... didn't see the war in Ukraine coming"
That's a real whopper.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (jTmQV)

107 My guess is that the battle lines are forming. Not sure what is predominate.

- pressuring the shitheel not to run in 2024
- pushing all blame onto biden to clear space for other dems
- get all the bad news out at once and be done with it.
- other candidates testing the waters to see which reporters are loyal and the mood around their attack strategy.
- desperate attempts at ratings and clicks by the media


against,
- take the blame off the dems and the shitheel with these "not our job" stories.

What they really need is another Trump scandal.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (Yf2Gj)

108 90 Lol, yeah, Abbott should send the illegals to Martha's Vineyard without ferry money to get back to the mainland.

Hondurans shitting on JEF's driveway would be good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (89T5c)

109 That fist bump was epic.

50 years as a do-nothing, swamp legislator-senator gets you nothing in the real world. The prince beclowned leader-of-the-free-world President Joe like Joe was the baggage handler at swank hotel loading zone.

Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (0ocXn)

110 TheJamesMadison: "Just wait until the comedians find out that Biden sucks."

Speaking of, has South Park lampooned Biden? Seems like a pretty rich environment to have gone absolutely mute.

But they're "edgy", so I guess we can give them a break for pillorying Trump while elevating Obama and ignoring Sponge Brain Poopy Pants.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (aXxgO)

111 I still say the smartest thing that ever came out of Kamalas mouf was Willie Browns Schvantz

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (flINI)

112 Another psychotically entitled progressive pseudo-adult totally incapable of taking responsibility. Do they come in any other flavor?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (H8QX8)

113 "He's just had so many things thrown his way."

It that what knocked him down the stairs and off his bike?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (ziG1r)

114 70 Maj Healey - Bad Blue yesterday I think had some Biden Challenge photos, hilarious

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (2JoB8)

115 104 Weren't there some complaints that Obama got the worstest coverage in the history of ever?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

==========

"IT'S ALL FOX NEWS' FAULT!"
-doesn't sound familiar at all

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

116 Rabbi Abbott won't do shit but stuff is gay mouth with dicks while stabbing Whitey in the back.

Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (QZwHK)

117 Prometheus has more of a plot than the media has against Joepedo

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (kZXy6)

118
"Notice how the answer to "America has become too complex to govern" is always concentrating more power in fewer hands?"

Every once in a while they say the job is too big for one person and argue for a co-presidency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

119 And within months of Reagan's entry into office, all this childish nonsense about "ungovernable" simply evaporated.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (OTzUX)

120 Don't be stupid, be a smarty.
Come and join the Biden Party!


Don't be stupid, be a smarty.
Come and join the Nazi Party!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (c8pZY)

121 The rage I have at these lying fucks knows no bounds that previously held back mankind from murderous genocide. The thin veneer of humanity has been ripped away from me, reducing me to a lord of the flies mentality when it comes to these gibbering fools, these fucking carnival clown people who sit up there in their fancy suits sniffing their own flatulence, telling themselves they are the “good people” as they lie to us all and think up new ways every day to have us swallow that tasty 2 week old crusty cum sock they call a narrative that flies in the face of all reality. Yes messaging is your only problem you limp wristed fucks. Messaging makes my car cost 120 to fill up the tank, messaging makes my groceries go from 80 to fucking 200$ a week, messaging makes me offended when some transsexual dances in front of fucking children half naked jiggling his cellulite ridden ass with his Adam’s apple popping out all over the place. You fucks have no idea how much I hate you. May you all one day rot in a fiery hell

Posted by: Admiral Hate at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (tzQTs)

122 Joe is just a little stressed. Nothing a long hot shower can't fix.

Ashley, are your ready yet?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (lf83v)

123 That's "La Medica Jillena" to you, gringo.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Taco, try the Barbacoa! at July 18, 2022 02:30 PM (9s20h)

That's "gringX", you Nazi!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

124 "Notice how the answer to "America has become too complex to govern" is always concentrating more power in fewer hands?"
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Therein lies the problem with the acceptance of the concept of 'Governing'. Our elected representatives (and this includes *everyone*) are simply supposed to be *managers* of the Republic's business, not dictators.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (4akfh)

125 Weren't there some complaints that Obama got the worstest coverage in the history of ever?
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Not enough ball action.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (Yf2Gj)

126 The clip of candidate Biden talking about shutting down and destroying the oil industry should be playing on a loop on every television station. 50% of the ad money should go for this.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (IeQbT)

127 She's Jilling off to pics of Hunter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (GwxCX)

128 Yeah, governing is hard for Democrats. Because they ignore the real-world consequences of their crazy policies until those consequences hit them in the face.

Governing is also hard for them because the people they are trying to rule refuse, in the main, to lie down and let them go blithely ahead with their policies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)

129 Who is Perry Bacon, Jr.? From his WaPo bio:

Columnist covering the Biden administration, how the two parties are changing, local & state politics, race & identity

Education: Yale, BA in political science

Perry Bacon Jr. is a Washington Post columnist. He focuses on two major themes: the growing radicalism of the Republican Party and the right; and the efforts, mostly on the left and among Democrats, to create a more just, equitable society. Before joining The Post in May 2021, Perry had stints as a government and elections writer for Time magazine, The Post's politics desk, theGrio and FiveThirtyEight. He has also been been an on-air analyst at MSNBC and a fellow at New America. He grew up in Louisville and lives there now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (CNfk4)

130 He went to Saudi Arabia TO fail.
It's FOUR YEARS OF FAIL.
That's their playbook.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (GMiI9)

131  I see where people are taking photos of themselves with their bicycles laying on top of them where Joe fell off of his. Hilarious.
---
Brandon Falls was briefly a historical landmark until the fascists at Google took it down.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (/9pFk)

132 People just don't like Biden because he's an empowered black LGBT female.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (R8waK)

133 This is a turning point. Even the Biden Administration is now admitting the Biden Administration is a complete failure. They of course have many to blame for that failure other than themselves. But I think they've given up trying to spin the stench into something positive. Nobody was buying that. If I recall, Obama tried the same pivot using almost this same excuse -- "hey guys, being president is like really hard!" -- when he also have up trying to put lipstick on the tranny and shifted to blaming others.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

134 have Republicans started giving their "be graceful in victory" speeches yet? I know the election is still more than three months away but they are just exactly that stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (WoMf2)

135 His spirit animal will be a CONEY ISLAND WHITE FISH.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (KwgTB)

136 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.


Oh no!

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)

137 56
Notice how the answer to "America has become too complex to govern" is always concentrating more power in fewer hands?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:33 PM (/U27+)

I'm old enough to remember the left wailing and gnashing their teeth that Trump was a dictator, ruled by edict and Executive Order and that was not what our democracy was about.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (N39Ws)

138 Captain Hate was promoted.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (89T5c)

139 CNN's John King complains, "It is much easier to be the opposition party... give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins."

The only margin they're worried about is the one that's between Biden's cognitive drug cocktail being effective (sorta) and being an overdose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (Bd6X8)

140 What a bunch of crap .. So the "media" is supposed to treat Joe nicer... How about the media treat Biden the same way they treated Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

141 Set him loose in a room and he gets lost, but yeah he had plans baby!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (nIK0Y)

142 THE SOLUTION IS TO SWITCH JOE TO A TRICYCLE, YOU SEE.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (wtvvX)

143 The correct term is Presidenting. Remember it's hip to turn nouns into verbs. ( Presidenting is a great sarcastic tool though )

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (IeQbT)

144 Perry Bacon Jr. is a Washington Post columnist. He focuses on two major themes: the growing radicalism of the Republican Party and the right; and the efforts, mostly on the left and among Democrats, to create a more just, equitable society.


Someone should curb stomp that fucker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Vote Democrat in the midterms to give Biden bigger majorities."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Ooooooohh, is that what it is? Okaaaay.

And what is this about she had to be First Lady of the moment? Did the audience buy that?? Yikes!

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (tQL7r)

146 "... didn't see the war in Ukraine coming"
________________________________________

Yeah, since the 2014 invasion of the Donbas and the Euromaiden protests and. . . you know. . . the clues.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

147 Joe and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of cash. Joe fell down and landed on Hunter's stash.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (GwxCX)

148 Another psychotically entitled progressive pseudo-adult totally incapable of taking responsibility. Do they come in any other flavor?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (H8QX

I can personally attest they do not

Posted by: Kamala at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (z3r2G)

149 They've moved from yellow teeth on the adverts to pics of diseased pancreas.

It's a race to the bottom in the Age of Brandon.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (GMiI9)

150 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

Does it matter?

Aren't they about as lesbo as the WNBA?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (ufFY8)

151 139 CNN's John King complains, "It is much easier to be the opposition party... give Democrats so some grace. Governing is hard, especially when you have tiny margins."

Remember when he offered grace to President Trump?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (H8QX8)

152 "Maybe we saw it coming, but still, we didn't believe it"?
____________

Pro tip: believe it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

153 Perry Bacon? I object!

Posted by: Ham Burger at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

154 So is she saying an old man in the throes of Alzheimer's should not be expected to tackle most problems? Cuz that's what I'm reading.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (qWMK9)

155 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.


Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)

They have to reduce the pool of kids that can defeat them .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (IeQbT)

156
The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

__________

"Severe" = Post-natum restrictions on letting the baby die

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (/U27+)

157 I see where people are taking photos of themselves with their bicycles laying on top of them where Joe fell off of his. Hilarious.

It's apparently a trend on TikTok, which means the CCP thinks it's funny. I approve in this case.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (zm+d5)

158 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)


Whatever your feelings on abortion, this has to encourage you to want severe restrictions in your state.

Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (FJYfm)

159 As always, it's *NEVER* about the results of their policies.

It's only about how they are able to craft the message around those policies...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (K5n5d)

160 More $$ due process $$ being wasted on Nikolas Cruz today. Guy should get swift DP.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (qpX6U)

161 And indeed Trump did this ball rolling, with the combo of the lockdowns/"softened" by massive spending, and was at least not a vigorous opponent of the real problem, massive money creation and absurd monetary policy, which dates back to 2008.

Biden of course is a titanic disaster and an easily predictable one, but any real course correction will involve recognizing that fiscal and monetary policy predating Biden are key.

I've never seen or heard what exactly the Trump economic team, which generally was highly competent, was thinking about either subject, even before March 2020. My only guess is they thought we could grow our way out of much of the problem - and they certainly knew how to unlock the growth.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (OTzUX)

162 Yeah, I mean even though they told me massive, frivolous spending would cause rampant inflation and shutting down our energy sector for green follies would cause an unprecedented spike in energy prices, whoa- who saw it coming?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (ziG1r)

163 6 The National Women’s Soccer League
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Who?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (z3r2G)

164 Perry Mason > Perry Bacon

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (89T5c)

165 Someone should curb stomp that fucker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Ah, I see you noticed the most important part of his CV.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (CNfk4)

166 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.


Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM

MOTHAF**K! Well their goes all my summer plans. Watching musicals and women's soccer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (GwxCX)

167 153 Perry Bacon? I object!

Posted by: Ham Burger at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

Warren's lesser known little brother...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (wtvvX)

168 "He went to Saudi Arabia TO fail.
It's FOUR YEARS OF FAIL."

And so far, preznit mutters is a smashing success at the failing thing. In every way, and every day.

And that day is today.

(warning: clamato harris syntax alert)

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (9s20h)

169 Joe Biden's campaign was predicated on the threat of Russia.
_____________

Remember when the Mocha Messiah deprecated Romney's concerns about Russia? ("The 80s called, and want their foreign policy back.")

Good times, good times.

Bottom line: the Democrat Party is not FIT to govern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

170 How many billions is Brandon promising will personally and secretly go to the leaders of Ukraine to bribe them into not surrendering before November?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (/9pFk)

171 Weren't there some complaints that Obama got the worstest coverage in the history of ever?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 18, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

-------

I seen to recall those too ... and it clearly had something to do with his skin color, natch. Just like every non-fawning story about Hillary was misogynist.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (g4o1H)

172 Wait... womyns third world kickball is a thing?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (flINI)

173 Speaking of Wheel, is Vannah still hot?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (MF3ku)

174 Perry Bacon Jr. is a Washington Post columnist.

Perry Mason > Perry Bacon Jr.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (zm+d5)

175 Hey sorry Jill fucking Biden that Trump had you set up with a recovering economy that you promptly shit all over spending like a fucking Boot fresh out of basic with his enlistment bonus running into a strip club to blow his wad and marry the first hooker out the block. My bad Jill, if only someone had told you, if only “events” didn’t happen. It’s not like “events” aren’t your ACTUAL FUCKING JOB to handle. Nah your job is to bitch about climate change, trannies, call republicans racist, and fundraise while telling yourself you are the “good people” that “care. You are nothing you fucking bitch, you are a pimple on the ass of America waiting to be popped and I wish nothing in life but the worst for you. How must it feel to go to bed next to that senile pedophile and parade him around watching him sniff kids hair and shake hands with imaginary abe Lincoln? Was it worth it Jill, to put up with him laying in bed next to you smelling like tapioca and sour milk muttering to himself at night, IS IT WORTH IT BITCH?

Posted by: Admiral Hate at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (tzQTs)

176 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)


Dozens of fans are heartbroken.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (anj39)

177 I believe they've been damn successful. The just about have the economy on the ropes, they have 75 % of the population believing everybody else is racists, and their plan for the next election is almost perfected. But.......things can......happen.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (0OP+5)

178 They have to reduce the pool of kids that can defeat them .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:44 PM

I LOL'ed

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (GwxCX)

179 Speaking of Wheel, is Vannah still hot?

She's in decent shape for her age, but I wouldn't say hot.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (zm+d5)

180 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.
______________________________________________

And, ironically, the best female soccer in history may never be born in those states that promote abortion.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (lf83v)

181 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971

Limit your venues(!) always a great way to limit your clientele!

Faster please.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (pKn0k)

182 I never thought I'd hate bacon.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (IeQbT)

183 Weren't there some complaints that Obama got the worstest coverage in the history of ever?
Posted by: N.L. Urker


***
The BernieBro in my writing group still believes this. He actually believes the media has a right-wing bias.

He also insists on having his hero in one scene ride his horse, completely without reason, into an empty shop. I tell him that a sensible person would tie his horse *outside* -- horses are not house-trained, and ceilings tend to be too low for riders -- and if he needed the horse to help pull down a door or something, he'd go back out and get him. "Josh Randall," I said, "never rode his horse into the sheriff's office." Naturally, he ignores this as he does the actual fact of the media's leftish bias.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)

184 The National Women’s Soccer League
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Who?
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (z3r2G)



My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

185 I seem to remember a president who accomplished a hell of a lot more good for the country, despite unprecedented levels of opposition, both subversive and blatant, from the opposition party, the media, the bureaucracy, and even his own party, including multiple bogus "investigations" and impeachment attempts. Old dottering Joe's presidency has been a walk in the park in comparison. All of his troubles have been self-inflicted.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (f7Cdr)

186 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM

MOTHAF**K! Well their goes all my summer plans. Watching musicals and women's soccer.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM (GwxCX)
______________

Just have to stick with the WNBA.

Question: why do these lesbians give a rat's ass about abortion? All they have to do is avoid loaded turkey basters. Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

187 Joe and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Joe sniffed the grass, and Hunter fvcked Jill in the ass.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (ufFY8)

188
Let's assume Trump vetoed the stimulus bills. Does anyone doubt he would have been overridden?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (/U27+)

189 I don't understand it either, Dr. Biden. He is doing the same thing President Obama did. When some crisis happened, President Obama would give a nonsense speech and then, when people did not do as they were supposed to do and fix the problem, President Obama threw up his hands, said "I did my part! It was everyone else who screwed it up!" then lit up a smoke and turned on ESPN to work on his college basketball brackets.

The only thing different is after blaming everyone else, Joe sniffs a little girl then goes to the kitchen for ice cream. AND THE MEDIA ISN'T SPINNING IT PROPERLY!

Posted by: JB1000 at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (OjAEF)

190 Speaking of Wheel, is Vannah still hot?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (MF3ku)

***

I think she looks pretty damn good for an 84 year old broad

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (flINI)

191 Really 💩 Tin didn't have to invade. He was sitting on a cash cow exporting carbon and metals.
I think he wanted to field his army to see how it actually works before he goes after Europe.

It was a tune up and was needed as it turned out.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (GMiI9)

192 Speaking of Wheel, is Vannah still hot?
___________________________________________

If she came to my house, I'd still like to solve her puzzle.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (lf83v)

193 BTW does this sound like she's giving a postmortem on the (fake) presidency or is it just me?

It's like someone's already told her it's over.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:38 PM (kZXy6)

Ya know ..... it kind of does.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (tQL7r)

194 Every single Democrat seems to run into this problem of the job being too hard for them and the problems arising that prevent them from imposing their will solving the world's problems.

I'm going to say the same thing here as last time when this was posted: fix your house first. Before you set out to save the world, fix yourself. You and your family is a disaster, an absolute shocking horror. Repair that first, then set about repairing your neighborhood. Then, maybe you can consider looking out at the world a bit further.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (Ivdso)

195 One can only hope the major sports leagues, predictably and illustrating both their own and the current national character, adopt the hilarious "girls' soccer league"- whatever approach.

Imagine the sportsball trauma and pain when teams in states adopting more restrictive abortion laws have to react.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (OTzUX)

196 Speaking of Wheel, is Vannah still hot?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022


***
I haven't watched the show in a years or more, but she was looking pretty MILF-ish then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (txdEq)

197 Biden spent trillions in unneeded stimulus.

Trump started that ball rolling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM


I guess Trump should have vetoed a bill that was passed 419-6 and 96-0.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (hOAT3)

198 Jill was "working on" cancer!!

She can do anything!

Honestly, anyone can when you put a Dr. in front of their name.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (DcKNO)

199 More $$ due process $$ being wasted on Nikolas Cruz today. Guy should get swift DP.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at July 18, 2022 02:45 PM

Well he might enjoy DP that he's getting in prison. Oh, wait, you meant something else.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (GwxCX)

200 The funniest thing about the National Women's Soccer League is that they're even more ignored than the WNBA.

And that is about as low as you can possibly set the bar.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (wtvvX)

201 136 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)
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"New teams" . . . . LOLOLOLOLOLOL. States are probably trying to get rid of the teams they already have.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2022 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

202 And, ironically, the best female soccer in history ...

... will get shellacked by a pickup team of 15 year old boys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

203
Francis Bacon > Perry Bacon, Jr.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (/U27+)

204 Posted by: Admiral Hate at July 18, 2022 02:40 PM (tzQTs)

Difficult to argue with

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (L/xQa)

205 Captain Hate was promoted.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (89T5c)
================
What does that mean? Is he OK? I haven't seen him lately and am worried about him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (+A2Sh)

206 IS IT WORTH IT BITCH?
Posted by: Admiral Hate at July 18, 2022 02:46 PM (tzQTs)



I like the cut of your jib. Might you have a newsletter one might subscribe to?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

207 That's "gringX", you Nazi!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

Gringotts...you muggle!

Posted by: Harry Fuckin' Potter at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (BgMrQ)

208 The funniest thing about the National Women's Soccer League is that they're even more ignored than the WNBA.

Men's soccer is pretty boring stuff, why watch women's? At least football has a lingerie league to give eye candy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)

209 Joe couldn't snag a clue standing in a forest of clues, doused in clue musk, during clue mating season.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (nIK0Y)

210 Doctor doctor give me the news I gotta bad case of not remembering you...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (GwxCX)

211 💩 Tin getting paid in rubles means he can't buy anything from the West. His cash is trash. And his stuff will grind to a slow crawl. Having a Lada will be a luxury there again but gas will be cheap.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (GMiI9)

212 Their "big wins" going into November are gun control and maybe more spending for senior citizens drugs*?

Lost: Afghanistan, inflation, gas prices, BBB, abortion, etc.

That is some bipartisan policy wins to motivate the base.

* it's gonna get derailed when it comes out it funds hormone blockers for trannies. I don't even know it's in there but you know it will be.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (/9pFk)

213 Sorry moron ladies, but this is how dumb most ladies are...

A bunch of men CEOs are telling their female workers that they'll happily pay for their abortion - so they can keep working and won't have to pay for maternal leave.

And the chicks LOVE it.

Posted by: MJ at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (zwDuR)

214 "And, ironically, the best female soccer in history ...

... will get shellacked by a pickup team of 15 year old boys."

Ah, the Nat'l Women's Soccer team - that happened in the Dallas area, if memory serves.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (9s20h)

215 The BernieBro in my writing group still believes this. He actually believes the media has a right-wing bias.


Ask for definitive examples.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (c8pZY)

216 Dr Jill will Build Back Biden Better. They have the science.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (ppL7t)

217 Joe's problem is that we haven't positioned him for success.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

218 Yeah Georgia has really never recovered from the loss of the MLB All-Star League, it was so devastating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:51 PM (Ivdso)

219 "The National Women's Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions."

We energetically endorse this policy.

Posted by: Sports Fans Everywhere at July 18, 2022 02:51 PM (aXxgO)

220 Let's assume Trump vetoed the stimulus bills. Does anyone doubt he would have been overridden?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (/U27+

Probably but he could have requested some reasonable reductions. The Fed unemployment subsidy of $300 a week regardless of your employment salary was ridiculous. And if he would have been overridden he would eventually have been proven right. If you do what is right you never have to second guess yourself,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:51 PM (IeQbT)

221 We’re gonna lose so much you’re gonna get sick of losing. Thanks Brandon

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (uN6X9)

222 "And, ironically, the best female soccer in history ...

... will get shellacked by a pickup team of 15 year old boys."

Ah, the Nat'l Women's Soccer team - that happened in the Dallas area, if memory serves.
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (9s20h)
___________

Correct. They said they weren't really trying, and lost 5-zip. They weren't trying? I guess humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

223 216 Dr Jill will Build Back Biden Better. They have the science.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (ppL7t)

yes and Joe is gonna sign a new bunch of executive orders to accelerate the green crap.. John Kerry says we're moving too slow

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

224 The Democrats have historically had a lot more success getting their agenda through when Republicans control congress. I mean, the last big medicare expansion was under total GOP control of executive and legislative branches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (Ivdso)

225 I didn't even know there was a National Women's Soccer League.

Are they all men?

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (GMiI9)

226 Well in fairness how could you see a possible war coming when for 9 months in direct talks the Russians were clearly signaling they were up against a red line with NATO expansion/de facto military integration of Ukraine?

As they began to move units towards Ukraine (areas that had never been deployment areas for Russian forces since '91), a lot of them in a fairly ostentatious manner, clearly intended to be easily observed. Over a period of months.

And as the propaganda tone in Russian media became obviously more over-wrought, typically a sign of mental battlespace prep?

Anybody coulda missed those things.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (OTzUX)

227 Something tells me Perry Bacon Jr is one of those lazy, badly educated, low IQ, corrupt imbecilic reporters who would recognize a left-wing radical if one of them shoved one of those big round bombs with a wick up his ass.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (eGTCV)

228 TODAY WE HAVE THE OAKLAND ROOTS VERSUS THE PHOENIX RISING FC!!

Followed by Puppet Show

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (flINI)

229 The BernieBro in my writing group still believes this. He actually believes the media has a right-wing bias.


Ask for definitive examples.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (c8pZY)



I guess that's better than my suggestion: Claim you identify as pAntifa and punch him in the face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

230 I bet Jill makes 92 dollars an hour.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (L/xQa)

231 209 Joe couldn't snag a clue standing in a forest of clues, doused in clue musk, during clue mating season.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (nIK0Y)

But let a little girl get within a 5-mile radius and Pedo Pete jumps into action!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (wtvvX)

232 How would you fucking feel married to some senile old degenerate hair sniffing pedophile, watching his coke snorting son bone ugly low rent Russian hookers all day clowning on you, watching your decrepit bitch of a husband fade into the wind every day muttering to himself. God I wish nothing but the worst upon you Jill, and that to me is to keep going on exactly as you are now flailing around spitting, denying reality crying to yourself smelling your disgusting 86 year old failure of a husband shit himself in the bed beside you. I wish you and him nothing but EXTREMELY long lives together.

Posted by: Admiral Hate at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (tzQTs)

233 220 Let's assume Trump vetoed the stimulus bills. Does anyone doubt he would have been overridden?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:47 PM (/U27+

Probably but he could have requested some reasonable reductions. The Fed unemployment subsidy of $300 a week regardless of your employment salary was ridiculous. And if he would have been overridden he would eventually have been proven right. If you do what is right you never have to second guess yourself,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:51 PM (IeQbT)

==========

When the stimulus passed, it received 6 votes against...in all of Congress.

He couldn't have negotiated shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

234 Does Jill Biden let Hunter kiss him with those lips knowing where they have been?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (lf83v)

235 We’re gonna lose so much you’re gonna get sick of losing.

...that didn't take long to get sick of

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (Ivdso)

236 Joe couldn't snag a clue standing in a forest of clues, doused in clue musk, during clue mating season.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022


***
What, I wonder, does "clue musk" smell like?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

237 Captain Hate was promoted.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (89T5c)
================
What does that mean? Is he OK? I haven't seen him lately and am worried about him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (+A2Sh)
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Oh, I see what you mean. Someone posting as "Admiral Hate".

Is Admiral Hate really Captain Hate or just near-appropriating his nic?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (+A2Sh)

238 Followed by Puppet Show

Most of the people showed up for the puppet show. Some left when they found out they had to sit through a soccer game.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (Bd6X8)

239 "TODAY WE HAVE THE OAKLAND ROOTS VERSUS THE PHOENIX RISING FC!!

Followed by Puppet Show"

Sadly, theirs do not go to 11.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (9s20h)

240 Correct. They said they weren't really trying, and lost 5-zip. They weren't trying? I guess humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM

Everyone says that when they get their asses embarrassed. Maybe Joepedo should use this excuse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (GwxCX)

241 I was saying to myself, 'Okay, I was Second Lady. I worked on community colleges. I worked on military families. I've worked on cancer.

What the fuck does that mean?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (R8uWY)

242 A pox on her snatch

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (uN6X9)

243 "The National Women's Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions."

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I actually LOL'd.

They are hanging by a thread, literally, no one gives a shit about women's soccer and they're making threats? Idiots.

It's one of those actual cases where the term "literally" is properly used.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (DcKNO)

244 230 I bet Jill makes 92 dollars an hour.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (L/xQa)

Her pimp takes most of that tho.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (wtvvX)

245 208 The funniest thing about the National Women's Soccer League is that they're even more ignored than the WNBA.

Men's soccer is pretty boring stuff, why watch women's? At least football has a lingerie league to give eye candy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)
____________________________

Almost all women's sports are stupid to watch. It's just a slower, less aggressive, less skilled, and more boring version of the men's game. There are a few exceptions in sports where the women's game is different from the men's, such as gymnastics, figure skating, and tennis. But overall watching women's sports is like choosing to watch a lame pick-up game of old, slow guys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

246 Trump didn't even consider vetoing the stimulus because in a lot of ways he loves that kind of thing. Remember, he is a big Obamacare fan and wants socialized medicine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

247 I've worked on cancer.

What the fuck does that mean?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (R8uWY)
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She is a DOCTOR, so that's checks out...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (K5n5d)

248 Sorry moron ladies, but this is how dumb most ladies are...

A bunch of men CEOs are telling their female workers that they'll happily pay for their abortion - so they can keep working and won't have to pay for maternal leave.

And the chicks LOVE it.
Posted by: MJ at July 18, 2022 02:50 PM (zwDuR)
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Further evidence that the girls aren't too bright: they strongly support nationalized medicine. Which, of course, will run up huge deficits, necessitating cutbacks. Now who are the major consumers of healthcare, apart from the elderly? Hmmm. Must think, must think.

Most men rarely even see a doctor before they're 50, unless they get injured.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

249 Oh my bad didn’t mean to steal any one’s name. I’m not captain hate

Posted by: Admiral rage at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (tzQTs)

250 One thing you will never see Admiral Levine do is fight for his country.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (GMiI9)

251 Soccer sucks period. It's a game for smooth brained savages.

Like pearls their brains are...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (KR/Q/)

252 What a fucking shame, I'm really gonna miss those nonexistent Texas Tampax kicking the ball at half the speed of men and saying stupid shit between games that I don't give a fuck about. What could have been...

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (buovL)

253 Joe's problem is that we haven't positioned him for success.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022


***
They haven't positioned him for the red carpet or the teleprompter, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (txdEq)

254 Speaking of Wheel, is Vannah still hot?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022

***
I haven't watched the show in a years or more, but she was looking pretty MILF-ish then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


GILF-ish now. It's showing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (c8pZY)

255 When the stimulus passed, it received 6 votes against...in all of Congress.

He couldn't have negotiated shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah probably but we'll never know. Anyway Trump has never been fiscally conservative and embraced borrowing and debt. Privately and politically.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (IeQbT)

256 What, I wonder, does "clue musk" smell like?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

***

Give me a few minutes...

Posted by: Elon Musk at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (flINI)

257 I bet Jill makes 92 dollars an hour.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (L/xQa)

--------

After the $8 kickback to the bellhop.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (4meUL)

258 A pox on her snatch
Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM

It's called Hunter and I bet you five bucks he's banged her too. Old, young, it don't matter to the Hunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (GwxCX)

259 Trump didn't even consider vetoing the stimulus because in a lot of ways he loves that kind of thing.
______________

Vetoing it would have been political suicide. Hell, in his shoes, I'd have supported it too, and I'm a fiscal hawk. You've got to pick your fights.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

260 The BernieBro in my writing group still believes this. He actually believes the media has a right-wing bias.

Ask for definitive examples.
---
Typically, the radical left logic goes like this:
Corporations are robber baron capitalists. Right wing Republicans are capitalists. Therefore, the media is right wing and biased in favor of Republicans

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (/9pFk)

261 She is a DOCTOR, so that's checks out...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (K5n5d)

La Medica de los tacos

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)

262 One thing you will never see Admiral Levine do is fight for his country.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (GMiI9)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (wtvvX)

263 Soccer sucks period. It's a game for smooth brained savages.

Like pearls their brains are...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (KR/Q/)



But it's like military strategy n' shit and that's why the Euros are soooo good at warin'.

I mean, the players flop around like they've been shot, so it adds to the realism.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

264 241 I was saying to myself, 'Okay, I was Second Lady. I worked on community colleges. I worked on military families. I've worked on cancer.

What the fuck does that mean?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (R8uWY)
________________________

Apparently the names of the beds in the whorehouse were Community College, Military Family, and Cancer. Odd names, those.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

265 236 Joe couldn't snag a clue standing in a forest of clues, doused in clue musk, during clue mating season.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022

***
What, I wonder, does "clue musk" smell like?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

Like Elon Musk, except he's wearing a Mexican Wrestling Mask with a bunch of question marks on it.

Posted by: Allie at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (UnA8+)

266 How a woman Dr. Jill dressed in the 1800's.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3wjxxa


It's like MP^4 pr0n in reverse.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (nfrXX)

267 One thing you will never see Admiral Levine do is fight for his country.
______________________________________________

He showed up in full uniform at the French Embassy last week for the Fete National (14th of July Bastille Day). Had that faux nuclear safety weeney with him.

Picture are over on the French Embassy Facebook page. They are clowns.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

268 [The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do, but every time you turned around, he had to address the problems of the moment. He's just had so many things thrown his way.
++++
That's a farcical and unbelievable statement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (WWh8n)

269 Vetoing it would have been political suicide.

Yeah he would have totally lost the election if he had done the right thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (Ivdso)

270 I think she looks pretty damn good for an 84 year old broad
Posted by: Truck Monkey Repor


One thing I hated about CA was the old broads who tried to look like they were in their 20s. Some looked pretty good from behind, but the thought of them naked was really offputting.

It is a sign of our decadence that so many people do not accept their stage in life. Put away the yoga pants and bake some cookies, grandma.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (Yf2Gj)

271
Almost all women's sports are stupid to watch. It's just a slower, less aggressive, less skilled, and more boring version of the men's game.

__________

Let me know when women's hockey has this

https://youtu.be/pPNE3UlAgbY

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (/U27+)

272 258 A pox on her snatch
Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM

It's called Hunter and I bet you five bucks he's banged her too. Old, young, it don't matter to the Hunt


Yes, the sloppy second lady

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (uN6X9)

273 It's called Hunter and I bet you five bucks he's banged her too. Old, young, it don't matter to the Hunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (GwxCX)


That me boy, was the Hunter.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (AiZBA)

274 "La Medica de los tacos"

See? SOMEbody understands!

Gracias, mi Eskimo!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Taco, try the Barbacoa! at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (9s20h)

275 Dr. Clayton Forrester>>>>”Dr.” Jill Biden

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (MF3ku)

276 >>>We didn't see the war in Ukraine coming.

Repeat. EVERYONE! saw it coming.

What would you say you do here?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)

277 How would you fucking feel married to some senile old degenerate hair sniffing pedophile, watching his coke snorting son bone ugly low rent Russian hookers all day clowning on you, watching your decrepit bitch of a husband fade into the wind every day muttering to himself. God I wish nothing but the worst upon you Jill, and that to me is to keep going on exactly as you are now flailing around spitting, denying reality crying to yourself smelling your disgusting 86 year old failure of a husband shit himself in the bed beside you. I wish you and him nothing but EXTREMELY long lives together.
Posted by: Admiral Hate at July 18, 2022 02:53 PM (tzQTs)


Amen. In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

My good deed prayer for the day. Thank you Admiral!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (rbqjV)

278 I was saying to myself, 'Okay, I was Second Lady. I worked on community colleges. I worked on military families. I've worked on cancer.

What the fuck does that mean?
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Explained by example: Hillary was the most qualified presidential candidate in history because she logged over 1 million air miles as Secretary of State.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (/9pFk)

279 Apparently this is the fresh DNC-Media coordinated message of the week: John Sexton reports that a Washington Post Op-Ed demands that the media start covering Joe Biden more positively, and in fact claims that the bulk of the country's negative feelings towards Biden's management are due to a media plot against him.
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Of course. It's always counterrevolutionaries, running dogs and wreckers who are responsible for any failures of the Party or of Dear Leader.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

280 250 One thing you will never see Admiral Levine do is fight for his country.
Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (GMiI9)

He's about as much an Admiral as he is a woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (okGHj)

281 I was saying to myself, 'Okay, I was Second Lady. I worked on community colleges. I worked on military families. I've worked on cancer.

What the fuck does that mean?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (R8uWY)


I'm assuming it means they told her to put on a decent dress and go fundraise.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

282 Wolfus Aurelius: "What, I wonder, does 'clue musk' smell like?"

I think it's a variant of 'teen spirit'.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (aXxgO)

283
Most men rarely even see a doctor before they're 50, unless they get injured.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

________

Often not even then. I'll just walk it off, thanks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (/U27+)

284 One thing you will never see Admiral Levine do is fight for his country.

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (GMiI9)

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As long as his D.C. bathhouse isn't attacked.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (g4o1H)

285 Softball, the best in women's sports. Except for jumping events, and perhaps gymnastics.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (0OP+5)

286 "The BernieBro in my writing group still believes this. He actually believes the media has a right-wing bias."
*
Ask for definitive examples.
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Typically, the radical left logic goes like this:
Corporations are robber baron capitalists. Right wing Republicans are capitalists. Therefore, the media is right wing and biased in favor of Republicans
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022


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Typical lefty logic; I don't see any connection being made there between "corporations" and "media."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

287 230 I bet Jill makes 92 dollars an hour.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (L/xQa)

Her pimp takes most of that tho.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM

Well the "Big Guy" get's his cut. Reminds me of a joke. A couple were destitute and the wife decided to go into being a hooker to make ends meet. She came home from her first night of work. The husband said, how much did you make? She said, oh I made $63.25 The husband said, who paid you the .25? The wife replied. All of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (GwxCX)

288 Remember, he is a big Obamacare fan and wants socialized medicine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

What?

That was covered like 50 debates ago when Trump said he was in favor of something because he'd never heard the term and it was one of those things that like all lefty shit is engineered to sound exactly the opposite of what it really is.

Ah yes "Single Payer". He thought it meant *individual* payer. Please don't repeat stupid NeverTrump shit that was solved like eight years ago.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (t6kAU)

289 256 What, I wonder, does "clue musk" smell like?
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Tangy with a hint of Cardaman.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (ppL7t)

290 I've said a couple of times that there's not much Biden can do about inflation.
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This is true. There is precisely *nothing* that Biden can do that is consistent with Party ideology and practice. Not one thing that can be done at all without slaughtering some good Party member's or faction's sacred cows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (WWh8n)

291 What a fucking shame, I'm really gonna miss those nonexistent Texas Tampax kicking the ball at half the speed of men and saying stupid shit between games that I don't give a fuck about. What could have been...
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:55 PM (buovL)
_____________

The Women's Soccer League playoffs:

Top seed: the Texas Tampax vs. the Vermont Vibrators
Second seed: the San Francisco Slurpers vs. the Seattle Scissorers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

292 275 Dr. Clayton Forrester>>>>”Dr.” Jill Biden
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (MF3ku)

Subaru Forester>>>Dr. Clayton Forrester>>>>”Dr.” Jill Biden

Posted by: Japan Inc at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (BgMrQ)

293 I did know there is women's basketball and that it has to be subsidized by men's basketball because it's so shitty.

I did not know there is a women's soccer league.

Guess I should have, where do they get the mouthy losers to play in the Olympics?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (DcKNO)

294 Repeat. EVERYONE! saw it coming.

What would you say you do here?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)

This is also a lie - Putin told Biden himself either in January or February of this year about his planned "limited incursion" into Ukraine. Remember how that news leaked at first and then Biden's media cronies tried to deny it?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

295 "Washington Post Op-Ed .... in fact claims that the bulk of the country's negative feelings towards Biden's management are due to a media plot against him."

Only a person incapable of interpreting reality in an objective and sane manner could make that claim.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (H8QX8)

296 The Bidens are so gross…it never would have entered their feeble minds to give Trump an ounce of grace when he got sucker punched by a global pandemic.

Posted by: Amy Reynolds at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (K4FOQ)

297 We should look at President Joe Biden as positively as we can. After all, he is President of us all.

I'll begin:

President Joe Biden usually shits his pants less than five times a day.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (5NkmN)

298 I think women in their 50s dressing like young kids is the same as this trans stuff. Not accepting reality. Same with a lot of cosmetic surgery - not the corrective stuff, but the face lifts and botox to look younger.

Accept who you are.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (Yf2Gj)

299 277 How would you fucking feel married to some senile old degenerate hair sniffing pedophile, watching his coke snorting son bone ugly low rent Russian hookers all day clowning on you, watching your decrepit bitch of a husband fade into the wind every day muttering to himself

She deserves everything she is getting.. She cheated on Her first husband with Joe while Joe was married.. F' her

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (bs+z0)

300 Vetoing it would have been political suicide. Hell, in his shoes, I'd have supported it too, and I'm a fiscal hawk. You've got to pick your fights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

No you do what is right. He wasn't taking money away from people . He could explain why he was not going to print money and add trillions to our debt which would cause painful inflation. He could have offered an alternative relief bill sans the obvious grift .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (IeQbT)

301 Typical lefty logic; I don't see any connection being made there between "corporations" and "media."
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Sorry, left out, "the media are all owned by corporations."

So that's why they argue the media has a right wing bias.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (/9pFk)

302 Softball, the best in women's sports.
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I follow the Boston Bull Dykes. I think they're gonna go all the way this year.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

303 Almost all women's sports are stupid to watch. It's just a slower, less aggressive, less skilled, and more boring version of the men's game.

//////////////

youtube channel "baseball doesn't exist" did an interesting comparison of baseball to softball.

sure, the girls can only throw 75mph but they do it from like 50 feet away. it's interesting bc the nature of underhand softball is that pitchers are dominant but the other nature is that with the bases being about 5 feet apart, any hit is an instant base hit because they can't field the damn thing in time.

bottom line, softball sux

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (OuH7W)

304 This is also a lie - Putin told Biden himself either in January or February of this year about his planned "limited incursion" into Ukraine. Remember how that news leaked at first and then Biden's media cronies tried to deny it?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

Yeah, it's all lies. But it's fun to goof on them, too.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (U3uv2)

305 [The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do, but every time you turned around, he had to address the problems of the moment. He's just had so many things thrown his way.
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That's a farcical and unbelievable statement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022


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Oh, yeah, Jill. He had the best economy in US history, low unemployment, energy independence and low gas prices, and more, all handed to him. And he tore them up and scattered them to the winds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)

306 It just occurred to me, that if Biden is not in a position of power, Jill won't be able to work on cancer!!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (DcKNO)

307 More positive spin:

President Joe Biden Biden has sniffed more little girls' hair than all previous Presidents combined.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (5NkmN)

308 I should have purchased some talcum powder the last time I was at the drug store, because it's so hot right now my scrotum is stuck to my thigh.

I just never saw it coming.

Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (0ocXn)

309 That's a farcical and unbelievable statement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 02:57 PM (WWh8n)

Why is she talking about the (fake) presidency in the past tense?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (6loqT)

310 both jill and joe lie about their academic prowess because they're illiterate buffoons with inferiority complexes.

you're not a doctor, you did a 2 page paper. joe didn't grad top of his class.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (OuH7W)

311 No you do what is right.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (IeQbT)

We used to call it a profile in courage.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (H8QX8)

312 This morning's Biden rally seems to have failed. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (ppL7t)

313 Women's beach volleyball and women's pole vaulting.

That's it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (lf83v)

314 youtube channel "baseball doesn't exist" did an interesting comparison of baseball to softball.

sure, the girls can only throw 75mph but they do it from like 50 feet away. it's interesting bc the nature of underhand softball is that pitchers are dominant but the other nature is that with the bases being about 5 feet apart, any hit is an instant base hit because they can't field the damn thing in time.

bottom line, softball sux
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (OuH7W)
___________

I love that channel. The thing is with the short bases, the best strategy is to dink and haul ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

315 Repeat. EVERYONE! saw it coming.

What would you say you do here?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)
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Fuck things up as the front couple for the Politburo. Same as always.

You know what would make that statement sensible? When the "we didn't see Ukraine coming" statement would have been rational? If it happened back in the Trump era of low energy prices and non-antagonistic policies in Eastern Europe. But with high energy prices and open antagonism (including an attempted "color revolution" in Kazakhstan that I suspect we had a hand in), they should have just started a clock on some major Russian action.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (WWh8n)

316 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "Most men rarely even see a doctor before they're 50, unless they get injured."

If you have enough dirt and hot iron, you really don't need to see a doc.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (aXxgO)

317 18 months of media tongue baths, followed by 1 week of "negative" stories.

OMG Biden is polling poorly because the media is too hard on him!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (R8uWY)

318 This is also a lie - Putin told Biden himself either in January or February of this year about his planned "limited incursion" into Ukraine. Remember how that news leaked at first and then Biden's media cronies tried to deny it?
Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM

This. Remember Biden basically green lighted with his own words, "A minor incursion". Well Joe of course loves minor incursions, it starts with ice cream and a puppy. Then a whiff of shampoo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (GwxCX)

319 [The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do, but every time you turned around, he had to address the problems of the moment. He's just had so many things thrown his way.
.........

Waaaaah.
Then quit already.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

320
Let me know when women's hockey has this

https://youtu.be/pPNE3UlAgbY
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (/U27+)



Checking is a penalty in women's hockey. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

321 The Women's Soccer League playoffs:

Top seed: the Texas Tampax vs. the Vermont Vibrators
Second seed: the San Francisco Slurpers vs. the Seattle Scissorers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

You'd think the team from SF would be the 69ers...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (wtvvX)

322 Oh, yeah, Jill. He had the best economy in US history, low unemployment, energy independence and low gas prices, and more, all handed to him. And he tore them up and scattered them to the winds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)


On his first day in office.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (AiZBA)

323 Of course. It's always counterrevolutionaries, running dogs and wreckers who are responsible for any failures of the Party or of Dear Leader.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

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Speaking of soccer, the Running Dogs would have been an apt nickname for that last American women's Olympic soccer team.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (g4o1H)

324 308 I should have purchased some talcum powder the last time I was at the drug store, because it's so hot right now my scrotum is stuck to my thigh.

I just never saw it coming.
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Best way to make fromunda cheese.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (ppL7t)

325 The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do, but every time you turned around, he had to address the problems of the moment.
____________

She means the problems

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

326 HE CREATED.

Did he think the Presidency was a sinecure?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

327 Repeat. EVERYONE! saw it coming.

What would you say you do here?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)

This is also a lie - Putin told Biden himself either in January or February of this year about his planned "limited incursion" into Ukraine. Remember how that news leaked at first and then Biden's media cronies tried to deny it?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM


Correct. biden hinted he was OK with a minor Russian incursion into Ukraine back in January.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (bVYXr)

328 Women's professional kickball league?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (RF526)

329 sure, the girls can only throw 75mph but they do it from like 50 feet away. it's interesting bc the nature of underhand softball is that pitchers are dominant but the other nature is that with the bases being about 5 feet apart, any hit is an instant base hit because they can't field the damn thing in time.

bottom line, softball sux
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (OuH7W)



You're incredibly wrong here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

330 I think women in their 50s dressing like young kids is the same as this trans stuff. Not accepting reality. Same with a lot of cosmetic surgery - not the corrective stuff, but the face lifts and botox to look younger.

Accept who you are.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (Yf2Gj)
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This presupposes that they know - or even have any remotest idea - of "who they are." These are career political families. They have no real persona. They've been faking it and putting on airs for decades. The only major national politicians in my lifetime who had actual personalities were Trump and Perot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (WWh8n)

331 Speaking of soccer, the Running Dogs would have been an apt nickname for that last American women's Olympic soccer team.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (g4o1H)
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Shouldn't that be the "Running Bitches?" I mean, they are female. Sorta.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

332 "Correct. biden hinted he was OK with a minor Russian incursion into Ukraine back in January."

Indeed. That was the start of biden's "just the tip" diplomatic strategery.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (9s20h)

333 Women's sports:

tennis, golf, gymnastics...other "non-contact" sports are fine.

College softball - coeds in tight slacks...at least some...

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (fMhOl)

334 Accept who you are.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (Yf2Gj)


I agree but at the same time I don't mind if people do what they want. I don't condone self mutilation because it's gross to look at for one, but other than that do you and leave me and mine the fuck out of your idiot decisions.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (wFSSM)

335 I think women in their 50s dressing like young kids is the same as this trans stuff. Not accepting reality. Same with a lot of cosmetic surgery - not the corrective stuff, but the face lifts and botox to look younger.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (Yf2Gj)
____________

Mutton dressed as lamb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

336 -------

Speaking of soccer, the Running Dogs would have been an apt nickname for that last American women's Olympic soccer team.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (g4o1H)



Coming up next, it's the Portland Running Dogs against The Carolina Queef.

Should be a good one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

337 --------------
Best way to make fromunda cheese.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022


***
Back in the '70s, we all wore Fromunda watch bands.

Oh, wait. That was *Romunda*. Oops. Never mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (txdEq)

338 Dow opened up about 300 and has traded lower all day, now down about 100. Oil back over 100 ($102.46).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (Cus5s)

339 with a minor Russian incursion
___________________________________

For Joe, a "minor Russian incursion" involves a 10-year-old from Moscow named Natasha.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (lf83v)

340 College softball - coeds in tight slacks...at least some...
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (fMhOl)
____________

Most of them look like Dick Butkis in yoga pants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

341 Ah yes "Single Payer". He thought it meant *individual* payer. Please don't repeat stupid NeverTrump shit that was solved like eight years ago.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (t6kAU)

Sorry but at the debate he said single payer works well in Canada and Scotland. I don't know what else he could mean.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (IeQbT)

342 The best women's sport is volleyball. When they wear those super tight shorts and grunt and groan when they jump and slap that ball back and forth...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (KR/Q/)

343 This pale redhead (or brunette? it's sort of in a gray area) in a one-piece has no sympathy for DOCTOR Jill's "woe are we" routine:
https://is.gd/XM1gzr

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (WWh8n)

344 You're incredibly wrong here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

But are we funny?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (U3uv2)

345 "[The President] had so many hopes and plans for things he wanted to do ..."

The important part of this sentence is the word "had."

Jill knows it's over. She is speaking in the past tense about her husband, the President and how he has already failed, and therefore ... although he "had" many hopes and plans, those are gone.

Dude is 1.8 years into his Presidency and he claims he's running again in 2024.

And his own wife is knifing him.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (FuOUg)

346 The Women's Soccer League playoffs:

Top seed: the Texas Tampax vs. the Vermont Vibrators
Second seed: the San Francisco Slurpers vs. the Seattle Scissorers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

You'd think the team from SF would be the 69ers...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (wtvvX)
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The Las Vegas Golden Showers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (4meUL)

347 Not sure if it's been mentioned already, but how long might it be before "they" stop pretending and offering these ridiculous excuses?

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (0IeYL)

348 They were assured by the powers behind the scene that all that they would have to do is let Joe shuffle out every now and again to sniff kids, answer some benign questions from pre-selected reporters, let Joe have his ice cream, give Jill some heavily photo-shopped Vogue covers, and throw the occasional party while enjoying all of the benefits of POTUS with AF1, Marine 1, etc. carting them off to their manse in DE and chi-chi events in Europe.

They didn't expect having to deal with actual real world problems that Biden obviously couldn't begin to deal with and have his approval ratings tank.

Good job Obama.

Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (oiNtH)

349 We all know the only women's sport that matters is beach volleyball.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (RF526)

350 Not sure if it's been mentioned already, but how long might it be before "they" stop pretending and offering these ridiculous excuses?
Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (0IeYL)
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When the polling indicates they should, or when the Party factions decide to break ranks - whichever occurs first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (WWh8n)

351 Sorry but at the debate he said single payer works well in Canada and Scotland. I don't know what else he could mean.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (IeQbT)


Okay, we get it. You really don't like Trump.

Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (AiZBA)

352
But are we funny?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (U3uv2)



On occasion.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

353 This pale redhead (or brunette? it's sort of in a gray area) in a one-piece has no sympathy for DOCTOR Jill's "woe are we" routine:
https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202


***
That's a redhead. Nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

354 We all know the only women's sport that matters is beach volleyball.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM

This.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (GwxCX)

355 COVID is a gift to the working man.

Whenever you want time off that used to get you fired or scolded, you just get on the phone and say "Hey boss, I tested positive for COVID. Did you still want me to come in? I've got a little fever and a sore throat, but I feel good enough to work."

Then you make them tell you to stay home.

And with endless variants and reinfection, you can use this excuse as much as you like.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (CKz8A)

356 339 with a minor Russian incursion

///

now they want to turn Ukraine into a high tech WWI slugout with max casualties instead of suing for peace and a resolution.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (OuH7W)

357 Word has gone out at a certain level of the media that Hunter coverage is now fair game. Sites like Blind Gossip and CDAN are talking about the underage porn and the niece and one of them even pointed out his sending Joe porn and calling him "Pedo Pete".
They reported on Hunter before, but always pretty vaguely.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (t6t6M)

358 https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (WWh8n)

***

I would let her play sportsball with me

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (flINI)

359 We all know the only women's sport that matters is beach volleyball.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (RF526)
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Curling. Many a female curling team has lots of hawt to go around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (WWh8n)

360 College softball - coeds in tight slacks...at least some...

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (fMhOl)

Yes, please.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (U3uv2)

361 You're incredibly wrong here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't think it's a man card violation but I like watching Women's fast pitch softball more than a MLB game.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (IeQbT)

362 OMG Biden is polling poorly because the media is too hard on him!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 03:03 PM (R8uWY)
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Please don't mention Biden and "hard on" in the same sentence.

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

363 Back when I was a wee little lad in junior high school, our civics classes would emphasize that our government was set up to make passing legislation hard to do. Even the girl who was surprised to learn that there were different breeds of cows instead of brown cows, black cows, cows with black and white skins of her childhood, etc., was able to successfully grasp this fact.

All this was above Dr. Jill's paygrade.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (xxG/v)

364 . I don't know what else he could mean.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (IeQbT)

I will have to look at the transcripts.

He almost dumped ObamaCare. Is the contention that he wanted to replace it with socialized medicine? Because he kept that pretty well shrouded from everyone if he only said it once at a very early debate.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (4s09z)

365
Anyone else find it amusing that Shinzo Abe remains "gravely injured" in the AoS sidebar?

Are we still hoping he'll pull through?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (rMEXe)

366 Curling. Many a female curling team has lots of hawt to go around.
_______________________________________________

I dated one. Great at cleaning the house, but in the end she got cold feet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)

367
I don't think it's a man card violation but I like watching Women's fast pitch softball more than a MLB game.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (IeQbT)



Its definitely more entertaining, in my opinion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

368 50 years waiting and we have this. Doing a bang up job Joe bang up.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (ytSiK)

369
Brian Campbell lays out R.J. Umberger, as called by Rich Jeanrette

https://youtu.be/YWpgTAUmPPE

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (/U27+)

370 re: incredibly wrong about girls softball.

IDK, maybe it's fun to watch.

the point was that underhand pitching has no stress on the arm, so girlboss pitchers can go the entire game and there's no rest days between starts.

so, there's a strange dynamic where the girl pitchers are unhittable but at the same time ... there are hits.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (OuH7W)

371 This pale redhead (or brunette? it's sort of in a gray area) in a one-piece has no sympathy for DOCTOR Jill's "woe are we" routine:
https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202

***
That's a redhead. Nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

Yep. Legal redhead. And eligible for floundercare.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (U3uv2)

372 Have any of you had to clean the diaper of an 80 yr old dementia patient who eats approximately half a gallon of ice cream a day? No? THEN SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Posted by: Puddin' pants Biden at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (s3Tt4)

373 Sorry but at the debate he said single payer works well in Canada and Scotland. I don't know what else he could mean.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (IeQbT)

Okay, we get it. You really don't like Trump.

Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (AiZBA)

Accuracy doesn't matter anymore? I didn't bring it up.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (IeQbT)

374 Also saying something works in far smaller countries is not the same as saying it would work here. Doesn't sound like the usual Trump logic to me.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (4s09z)

375 >>Curling. Many a female curling team has lots of hawt to go around.


Yep, and their outfits leave a lot to the imagination on a cold winter night.

Posted by: Chuck Berry at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (La6gB)

376 Dude is 1.8 years into his Presidency and he claims he's running again in 2024.

And his own wife is knifing him.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (FuOUg)

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Throwing him under the short-bus, so to speak.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (iSdJW)

377 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

And I will not allow Mila Kunis to have The Secks with me.

Posted by: things that weren't happening anyway at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (h5TKJ)

378 Word has gone out at a certain level of the media that Hunter coverage is now fair game. Sites like Blind Gossip and CDAN are talking about the underage porn and the niece and one of them even pointed out his sending Joe porn and calling him "Pedo Pete".
They reported on Hunter before, but always pretty vaguely.
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (t6t6M)
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It's modern-day Kremlinology. Joe has been relegated down the line in reviewing the May Day parade. Next stop: the Lubyanka.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

379 Any possibility Dr. Entitled will be so angry when Joe is removed she names some names on the vote fraud? I know, probably not, but stupid, vindictive people set on revenge oftentimes harm themselves.

Posted by: EveR at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (MUpk6)

380 Joe was vice president for 8 years and had no idea "things would come up?" And I'm not talking about his weiner around underage girls.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (DcKNO)

381
Its definitely more entertaining, in my opinion.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

_________

You just want to see the pitchers from the center field camera.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (/U27+)

382
Shakespeare wrote something both amusing and brilliant, in Romeo and Juliet, I think, about Mercurio saying his injury was "grave," meaning both serious and, ultimately, deadly.

Ace is Shakespeare!

QED

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (rMEXe)

383 _________

You just want to see the pitchers from the center field camera.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (/U27+)



AND?!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Also saying something works in far smaller countries is not the same as saying it would work here. Doesn't sound like the usual Trump logic to me.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (4s09z)
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Socialism works at the family level. Much above that, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

385 350 Not sure if it's been mentioned already, but how long might it be before "they" stop pretending and offering these ridiculous excuses?
Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (0IeYL)
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When the polling indicates they should, or when the Party factions decide to break ranks - whichever occurs first.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (WWh8n)

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When Biden files for re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

386 Vetoing it would have been political suicide. Hell, in his shoes, I'd have supported it too, and I'm a fiscal hawk. You've got to pick your fights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 02:56 PM (YqDXo)


Gotta remember that Trump knew he couldn't get enough votes from smart people to win an election. He's gotta get votes from stupid people as well and then make the best of an imperfect situation.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (6RgRK)

387 377 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.

And I will not allow Mila Kunis to have The Secks with me.
Posted by: things that weren't happening anyway at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (h5TKJ)

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HAHHAHHHA Good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

388 352
But are we funny?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:07 PM (U3uv2)

On occasion.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

...and don't mention anything about a MoMe.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (BgMrQ)

389 so, there's a strange dynamic where the girl pitchers are unhittable but at the same time ... there are hits.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (OuH7W)



I remember watching Jenny Finch pitching and thinking to myself "I'd hit it."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (CKz8A)

390 > All this was above Dr. Jill's paygrade.
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Tying shoelaces is above her paygrade.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (BFigT)

391 This pale redhead (or brunette? it's sort of in a gray area) in a one-piece has no sympathy for DOCTOR Jill's "woe are we" routine:
https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202
That's a redhead. Nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)


A close look shows dark roots. Brunette.

Also brown eyes more in line with brunette.

Another mystery solved by naturalfake Detective Agency.

Where do I send my bill?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (5NkmN)

392 354 We all know the only women's sport that matters is beach volleyball.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM

This.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 03:08 PM (GwxCX)
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Except nobody is watching that for the "sport." Might as well have the players play in the nude. Somewhat surprisingly -- or maybe not surprising at all -- the men dress much more conservatively in board shorts and a tank stop. And a lot of these guys are studly dudes. But the men's sport is actually a sport while the women's sport trades on pure eye candy.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

393 If Joe has an "accident", or just doesn't wake up one morning, and it's close to the midterms, will the Democrats get the sympathy vote to retain control of congress?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (mR6Gs)

394 Any possibility Dr. Entitled will be so angry when Joe is removed she names some names on the vote fraud? I know, probably not, but stupid, vindictive people set on revenge oftentimes harm themselves.

Posted by: EveR at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM


The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (bVYXr)

395 39
Joe has been a Washington fixture since 1973 and he has no idea about governance?
___________

That part is actually believable.

Biden is a very stupid man who never did anything but jump to the tunes called by the people who controlled him -- starting with the big Delaware banks who wrote all the legislation that Slow Joe pushed through under his own name for many years. Biden has just been a paid lackey for 50 years, doing whatever his paymasters instructed him to do. He's still as stupid as he was more than half a century ago, when he was cheating his way to the bottom of his law school class.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (MvHI3)

396 "Let's Do it For Joe!!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:13 PM (mR6Gs)

397 The only women's sport that matters is Women's Olympic Competetive Sammich Making.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 03:13 PM (c8pZY)

398 No you do what is right. He wasn't taking money away from people . He could explain why he was not going to print money and add trillions to our debt which would cause painful inflation. He could have offered an alternative relief bill sans the obvious grift .

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 03:13 PM (ZGrMX)

399 This pale redhead (or brunette? it's sort of in a gray area) in a one-piece has no sympathy for DOCTOR Jill's "woe are we" routine:
https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202

As one of the foremost authorities on redheads at AoS I am calling her a redhead. Then again my rule is if women are cute and fair and dye their hair red I consider them redheads even though it's not technically ahem so.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:13 PM (4s09z)

400 Also saying something works in far smaller countries is not the same as saying it would work here.
_______________

The far smaller countries have a sugar daddy to protect them, and that would be us.

We have bupkis. We're on our own.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

401 Yep. Legal redhead. And eligible for floundercare.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (U3uv2)

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Single-Player FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (iSdJW)

402 379 Any possibility Dr. Entitled will be so angry when Joe is removed she names some names on the vote fraud? I know, probably not, but stupid, vindictive people set on revenge oftentimes harm themselves.
Posted by: EveR at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM (MUpk6)


Does she even know there was vote fraud? Maybe she believes that Joe really is that awesome and OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (6RgRK)

403 Any possibility Dr. Entitled will be so angry when Joe is removed she names some names on the vote fraud? I know, probably not, but stupid, vindictive people set on revenge oftentimes harm themselves.

Posted by: EveR at July 18, 2022 03:11 PM

My bet is AOC will eventually spill the beans...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)

404 81 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (bs+z0)

405 What she said would ring perfectly true with my sisters.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (qNT3R)

406 369
Brian Campbell lays out R.J. Umberger, as called by Rich Jeanrette

https://youtu.be/YWpgTAUmPPE
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 03:10 PM (/U27+)

Right up there in Sabres lore, with Schoney and Cashman fighting on the ice, crashing through the Zamboni entrance door and into the tunnels.

But that hit was delicious....suck it Flyers.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (BgMrQ)

407 My bet is AOC will eventually spill the beans...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)

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Didn't she just inadvertently say that the capital police let the "rioters" inside the capital?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (DcKNO)

408 He almost dumped ObamaCare. Is the contention that he wanted to replace it with socialized medicine? Because he kept that pretty well shrouded from everyone if he only said it once at a very early debate.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:09 PM (4s09z)

No I don't believe he wanted to do socialized medicine. I believe he was hedging his bets . Also he was defending something he may have said in error. We know he does not like to be told he was wrong ( vax ) . He learned later that being totally against it was the best to get the support from the base.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (IeQbT)

409 Socialism works at the family level. Much above that, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)


Cool! I'm gonna make all my kiddos give me their paychecks, and return 5% in "benefits"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (5NkmN)

410 335 I think women in their 50s dressing like young kids is the same as this trans stuff. Not accepting reality. Same with a lot of cosmetic surgery - not the corrective stuff, but the face lifts and botox to look younger.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 03:01 PM (Yf2Gj)
____________

Mutton dressed as lamb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

Well, having come to the ripe old age of 29, having put up with pantyhose and miniskirts and all the other obnoxious fads, I will now wear whatever the hell I want, and if you find it rude or "not accepting of reality," you don't have to look.

I'm not dressing to impress you: I did that for long enough. Now I'm dressing to please myself.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (okGHj)

411 404 81 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (bs+z0)

There's a Not Found joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (4s09z)

412 Didn't she just inadvertently say that the capital police let the "rioters" inside the capital?

Yes, she did. But CNN viewers don't know that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (ZGrMX)

413 “I really hate this kneejerk tendency to "prove how fair you are" by conceding things that are untrue. Biden spent trillions in unneeded stimulus. The Democrats' claim is that the reopening of the world economy was inherently inflationary. So that's a cause of inflation.”

All true, but to be honest I have no desire to be fair toward Biden or any Democrat about anything. Every single Republican president in my lifetime has been worse than Hitler, at least until the next one comes along. Fuck these people. They’re stupid, they’re wrong and they enjoy our misery. They don’t deserve fairness.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (V4UCQ)

414 I don't want to live in interesting times anymore! I want to live in boring times!

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (0IeYL)

415 After President Biden's sudden passing, the White House was in disarray as Vice President Harris took the reins. The split within the Democratic Party caused governance problems for the new President Harris and she was subjected to multiple primary challengers during the 2024 presidential campaign.

The Democratic Party realized that they needed to stop the infighting and rally around a single, unity candidate that could bring the Party together on the national and global stages. They decided to maximize the potential of the death of the recent Party leader by rallying behind Biden's widow, Jill Biden, for the presidency, along with an experienced politician that could pull vote from the rival party and who had White House Experience.

The Jill Biden/Mike Pence candidate team was unexpected, but proved popular with voters. They won the 2024 presidential campaign with 63% of the total vote and comfortable margins in the Electoral College. The pair netted 83 million votes in total.

Posted by: Future History of the United States, Parallel Universe Edition at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (WWh8n)

416 https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202
That's a redhead. Nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022
*
A close look shows dark roots. Brunette. Also brown eyes more in line with brunette.

Another mystery solved by naturalfake Detective Agency. Where do I send my bill?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022


***
I didn't say she was a *natural* redhead. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (txdEq)

417 Didn't she just inadvertently say that the capital police let the "rioters" inside the capital?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (DcKNO)

That's why my money's on her

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (mR6Gs)

418 403-

Yup, I could see AOC just start rambling the truth after 2 glasses of wine on Instagram Live.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (t6t6M)

419 My bet is AOC will eventually spill the beans...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)




My bet is she will refry them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (CKz8A)

420 When do one of you morons create the meme where the leave Brittney alone...uh.....girl(?)....is screaming "leave Joe Biden alone!".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2022 03:17 PM (mVd9W)

421 I remember it was Bush who started the "Presidentin' is hard" meme - talking about how hard his staffers worked.

I remember how all the liberals and the media (BIRM) laughed and laughed...

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 18, 2022 03:17 PM (QY+6a)

422 Cool! I'm gonna make all my kiddos give me their paychecks, and return 5% in "benefits"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (5NkmN)

If you raised 'em up right, they should be able to defend themselves against this brazen attempt to steal their livelihood.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 03:17 PM (okGHj)

423 Any possibility Dr. Entitled will be so angry when Joe is removed she names some names on the vote fraud?

If I were running a fraud machine Dr. Taco is literally the last person I'd want knowing about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (ZGrMX)

424 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (MkYsY)

425 He learned later that being totally against it was the best to get the support from the base.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (IeQbT)

And then he stood behind it when given the chance to go against it and be (temporarily) loved by the media. Too bad we dont have 5 more like him, let alone 500.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (4s09z)

426 After President Biden's sudden passing, the White House was in disarray as Vice President Harris took the reins. The split within the Democratic Party caused governance problems for the new President Harris and she was subjected to multiple primary challengers during the 2024 presidential campaign.

The Democratic Party realized that they needed to stop the infighting and rally around a single, unity candidate that could bring the Party together on the national and global stages. They decided to maximize the potential of the death of the recent Party leader by rallying behind Biden's widow, Jill Biden, for the presidency, along with an experienced politician that could pull vote from the rival party and who had White House Experience.

The Jill Biden/Mike Pence candidate team was unexpected, but proved popular with voters. They won the 2024 presidential campaign with 63% of the total vote and comfortable margins in the Electoral College. The pair netted 83 million votes in total.
Posted by: Future History of the United States, Parallel Universe Edition at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (WWh8n)

I'd love to browse Wikipedia from 100 years from now, to see what happened.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)

427 424 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (MkYsY)

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Can't speak for everyone but I absolutely have NO idea why they would think they have a chance.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (DcKNO)

428 414 I don't want to live in interesting times anymore! I want to live in boring times!
Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (0IeYL)

Something, something, we don't get to choose our destiny...

You miserable little Hobbit

Posted by: Gandalf at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (BgMrQ)

429 Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (V4UCQ)

Endorsed with verve and vigor

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (4s09z)

430 The only women's sport that matters is Women's Olympic Competetive Sammich Making.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 03:13 PM (c8pZY)
.......

Where they all go on to fulfilling careers in the lunch industry.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

431 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (MkYsY)

VP

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

432 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?

Because the future is female.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)

433 >>>50 years waiting and we have this. Doing a bang up job Joe bang up.

>We need to have Immortal Joe lecture us about a new paradigm in conjunction with the green new deal. His handlers will have all of the details in a new ten year, three trillion dollar package.

Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (0ocXn)

434 bet is AOC will eventually spill the beans...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)


My bet is she will refry them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

C'mon, she's about as authentic as a Sombrero made
In China.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (QY+6a)

435 427 424 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (MkYsY)

Haley never Noem maybe

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (bs+z0)

436 "Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?"

Can't explain that.

However, Noem (aka Governor Barbi Benton) would be an outstanding Veep candidate for demographic purposes. The anti-Clamato Harris, as it were.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (9s20h)

437

GREENWOOD, Ind. — The owners of a mall where a shooting took place Sunday had a policy in place making the location a “gun-free” zone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

438 424 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?
__________

Same reason Birx thought her sneaky and dishonest undermining of Scott Atlas was noble and good: they are idiots.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (MvHI3)

439 Can't speak for everyone but I absolutely have NO idea why they would think they have a chance.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (DcKNO)

GOPe boosters.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (U3uv2)

440 Socialism works at the family level. Much above that, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

Cool! I'm gonna make all my kiddos give me their paychecks, and return 5% in "benefits"
Posted by: naturalfake


You mean you don't already?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (c8pZY)

441 Well, having come to the ripe old age of 29, having put up with pantyhose and miniskirts and all the other obnoxious fads

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (okGHj)

You should have stuck with stockings. I'm only trying to help.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (4s09z)

442 The only thing AOC will spill is a drink.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (mVd9W)

443 424 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (MkYsY)

For the grift...

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (BgMrQ)

444 "C'mon, she's about as authentic as a Sombrero made
In China."

That'd be "somblelo", sir or madam.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (9s20h)

445 I've said a couple of times that there's not much Biden can do about inflation.
........

He could quit.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

446 I like to mention to my retard SIL that her 9 y.o. daughter is the one who will be paying for all of her stupid ideas. Evidently this is not something she wants to hear.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (0IeYL)

447 So, how does Tail Gunner Joe McCarthy look now? How does the John Birch Society look now? How do the Venona wiretaps look now? Go start your own newsletter.

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (glGDV)

448 Socialism works at the family level. Much above that, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

Cool! I'm gonna make all my kiddos give me their paychecks, and return 5% in "benefits"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (5NkmN)
___________

Chad and Buffy: "We don't see why anyone should work. We don't, and we have everything we want. By the way, is Dad home from work yet?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

449 That'd be "somblelo", sir or madam.
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (9s20h)

------

heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:21 PM (DcKNO)

450 443: for the grift indeed.

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (glGDV)

451 You should have stuck with stockings. I'm only trying to help.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (4s09z)

Don't assume I haven't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (okGHj)

452 Farce majeuer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (6FeV1)

453 Cool! I'm gonna make all my kiddos give me their paychecks, and return 5% in "benefits"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (5NkmN)
__________

That's how you build motivated workers. !!!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (IeQbT)

454 >>450 443: for the grift indeed.
Posted by: Holy Crap

It has to be.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (MkYsY)

455 Cool! I'm gonna make all my kiddos give me their paychecks, and return 5% in "benefits"
Posted by: naturalfake

If you raised 'em up right, they should be able to defend themselves against this brazen attempt to steal their livelihood.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I thought that once. Suddenly, that free dinner cost $25.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (c8pZY)

456 Barbi Benton. Mmmmmmmm…

The first Playboy I ever bought had her as the centerfold. Dec. 1985, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (MF3ku)

457 How could Captain Shitmypants see anything coming through those badass Aviators?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (p8oNm)

458 Can someone explain to me why Noem and Haley think they have a snowballs chance in Hell to win the presidential nomination in 2024?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (MkYsY)


Positioning for slots in the new administration. If they can bring in so many dollars and so many EC votes, they get hired. And it is likely the GOP will have a woman on the ticket for VP.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (anj39)

459 What was it that Carter said? Talked about malaise and called the public "ungovernable" or something?

That's the next step.

If it's not the darn intractable Rebublicans it's going to be blame the public itself for not doing their part in the Grand Biden Plan.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (e8YVx)

460 I like to mention to my retard SIL that her 9 y.o. daughter is the one who will be paying for all of her stupid ideas. Evidently this is not something she wants to hear.
Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (0IeYL)
_______________

My favorite is college students demanding free college education. They're apparently too stupid to figure out that they'll be out of college - one way or another - before that policy gets implemented, so they'll be paying for someone ELSE'S college education.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

461 437

GREENWOOD, Ind. — The owners of a mall where a shooting took place Sunday had a policy in place making the location a “gun-free” zone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

It has been __1__ days since a gun incident in this gun-free zone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

462 I dont think Jill Biden is going to let Biden "not run" again. She's a fucking modern day Evita.

Posted by: Hylian at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (YsTC1)

463 456 Barbi Benton. Mmmmmmmm…

The first Playboy I ever bought had her as the centerfold. Dec. 1985, IIRC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (MF3ku)

Which of course you bought for the articles

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM (bs+z0)

464 81 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:14 PM (bs+z0)
.......

Now THAT's funny.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

465 I wonder if Liz Cheney really thinks she has any future in the GOP?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (DcKNO)

466 >>>"Doctor" Jill Biden

A reminder that Humanities Doctorates are handed out as de-facto ordination to leftist Priesthood. Not some level of education or understanding, or overall mastery of a subject.....nay nay....do you know, and can you preach leftist dogma. That is a modern humanities doctorate.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (T/vhV)

467 I've said a couple of times that there's not much Biden can do about inflation. because he is brain dead and incompetent.


FIFY

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (mVd9W)

468 You should have stuck with stockings. I'm only trying to help.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:20 PM (4s09z)

easier to scratch your nuts. uhhh......

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (M+Lyo)

469 Farce majeuer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (6FeV1)
++++
Beautiful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (WWh8n)

470 The first Playboy I ever bought had her as the centerfold. Dec. 1985, IIRC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (MF3ku)

Her centerfold was in the '70's

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:25 PM (mR6Gs)

471 I forgot to add my vote to having that posted meme above included in top five all time memes.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:25 PM (IeQbT)

472 What was it that Carter said? Talked about malaise and called the public "ungovernable" or something?
__________

Just like manual transmission cars are undriveable. If you don't know how to drive a stick shift, they are undriveable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

473 Don't assume I haven't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (okGHj)

This is fair. And I just remembered I have an appointment.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 03:25 PM (dUigE)

474 https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202
That's a redhead. Nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022


And in a bathing suit so likely already barefoot.
I will give her many sons!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 03:26 PM (anj39)

475 A reminder that Humanities Doctorates are handed out as de-facto ordination to leftist Priesthood. Not some level of education or understanding, or overall mastery of a subject.....nay nay....do you know, and can you preach leftist dogma. That is a modern humanities doctorate.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (T/vhV)
_____________
Obtained after paying tuition for 12 years.

Great plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

476 Barbi was Playboy centerfold more than once.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:27 PM (MF3ku)

477 And in a bathing suit so likely already barefoot.
I will give her many sons!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 03:26 PM


May her first child, be a masculine child.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 03:27 PM (4p7Em)

478 What excuse will DOCTOR Jill have when Joe does a version of this soon, on TV:
-------
Ah... but the strawberries, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes.

But I proved beyond the shadow of the doubt...with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist.

I would have produced that key, if they hadn't pulled
the Caine out of action. I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer...

Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory.

If I've left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions. And, I'll be glad to answer them one by one.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2022 03:27 PM (AMIL/)

479 https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 202
That's a redhead. Nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022


And in a bathing suit so likely already barefoot.
I will give her many sons!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 03:26 PM (anj39)

Hope that is just one big earring.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:27 PM (IeQbT)

480 Heh. Just tipped my daughter off to the "Brandon Falls" meme. I can hear her hooting with laughter upstairs.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (906pl)

481 May her first child, be a masculine child.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 03:27 PM (4p7Em)
++++
Doesn't matter. If this happens, we'll feminize xer toot sweet.

Posted by: America's Public Schools at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (WWh8n)

482 so, it is apparently possible to get covid a second time without being vaxxed. good news, since i wasn't vaxxed, the illness is much lighter and less severe than if I had had the jab....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (p03vF)

483 I should have purchased some talcum powder the last time I was at the drug store, because it's so hot right now my scrotum is stuck to my thigh.
I just never saw it coming.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (0ocXn)


Old Chef trick, use corn starch. Just remember to use only enough to act as a release between sweaty parts, and not enough to make gravy.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (xhaym)

484 "The Republicans are working hard, they stick together, for good or evil. So, we just have to work harder." - Dr. Jill


I am ready for the evil to commence.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (U3uv2)

485 GREENWOOD, Ind. — The owners of a mall where a shooting took place Sunday had a policy in place making the location a “gun-free” zone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (63Dwl)
____________

"I was gonna murder some people, but then I saw it was a gun-free zone, so I moved on. Didn't want to break the rule.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

486 >>https://is.gd/XM1gzr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Bob Dole would not need pills.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:29 PM (MkYsY)

487 Heh. Just tipped my daughter off to the "Brandon Falls" meme. I can hear her hooting with laughter upstairs.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM


Raised her well, you have.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 03:29 PM (4p7Em)

488 Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (p03vF

Different strain. Just like repeated colds .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:29 PM (IeQbT)

489 Strain / Variant

220 / 221

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:30 PM (IeQbT)

490 Old Chef trick, use corn starch. Just remember to use only enough to act as a release between sweaty parts, and not enough to make gravy.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (xhaym)

And don't use a whisk to beat it over medium heat.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:30 PM (U3uv2)

491 "The Republicans are working hard, they stick together, for good or evil. So, we just have to work harder." - Dr. Jill

==========

The party that aided and abetted the fake investigation into Trump and Russian collusion sticks together all the time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

492 The first Playboy I ever bought had her as the centerfold. Dec. 1985, IIRC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:22 PM (MF3ku)

Her centerfold was in the '70's



Her first one was in the 79s. She had 4 covers that last one being.....1985.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2022 03:30 PM (mVd9W)

493 Heh. Just tipped my daughter off to the "Brandon Falls" meme. I can hear her hooting with laughter upstairs.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (906pl)
___________

Link?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

494 Who knew that being President means you have to deal with unexpected problems?

At least Biden does have to deal with a government bureaucracy trying to undercut him at every turn.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (KwBmy)

495 And in a bathing suit so likely already barefoot.
......

She's tugging on that bathing suit like she's itchy.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

496 Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:28 PM (p03vF

Different strain. Just like repeated colds .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:29 PM (IeQbT)

oh i know. i was snarking on the thank god I'm vaxxed" idjits that rant on and on.

and amazingly enough, this is just another cold...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (p03vF)

497 Dr. Jill is our first triple threat FLOTUS...vapid, entitled and clueless.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 03:32 PM (5pTK/)

498 GREENWOOD, Ind. — The owners of a mall where a shooting took place Sunday had a policy in place making the location a “gun-free” zone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I wish I had definitive proof I was there when it happened. That lawsuit would have broken land speed records being filed. When you restrict my right to self defense, you accept the responsibility to affirmatively provide for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 03:32 PM (c8pZY)

499
I'd love to browse Wikipedia from 100 years from now, to see what happened.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)


Really? It will most likely still be politically motivated lies, shadings and falsifications.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 03:32 PM (xhaym)

500 495 And in a bathing suit so likely already barefoot.
......

She's tugging on that bathing suit like she's itchy.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

#crabs

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 03:32 PM (BgMrQ)

501 Her first one was in the 79s. She had 4 covers that last one being.....1985.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 18, 2022 03:30 PM (mVd9W)


Kinda like the Playboy magazine for married guys.
The same playmate month after month.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 03:32 PM (anj39)

502 Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (p03v

Roger that . Should have known.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:33 PM (IeQbT)

503
I'd love to browse Wikipedia from 100 years from now, to see what happened.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2022 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)


The future is always glorious, it is the past that keeps getting rewritten

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 03:33 PM (xhaym)

504 She's tugging on that bathing suit like she's itchy.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

#crabs

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 03:32 PM (BgMrQ)

#melted_butter

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:33 PM (U3uv2)

505 Use Infogalactic, not Wokeapedia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:33 PM (MF3ku)

506 We have Joe's dementia gaffe's, Cumala's word salad's, and now DOCTOR Jill's incoherent excuses.

The real shame is that DOCTOR Jill hasn't been able to find a cure for cancer, because she has to spend her time trying to keep Mushbrain from shaking hands with people who aren't there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2022 03:33 PM (+lVUW)

507 Speaking at -- of course! -- a private home of an ultrawealthy supporter on Nantucket Island

There was an ultrawealthy supporter from Nantucket....

Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 03:34 PM (T4tVD)

508 Progs laughed when black communities in major cities armed themselves prior to the last presidential election. They had scared people to death about Trump and his followers. They don't give a damn about shooting up certain communities every night of the week. The plan was to be involved through their own good works (non-profits, committees, etc.) to pay off certain community members via grants, PPP loans, non-profit dollars; make them feel like a part of something, but nudge them towards city borders so new, "affordable" (if one can pay at least a hefty 6 figures), limited vehicle, mixed use communities can be constructed. Doubt it? Look at both the construction & plans for D.C., Boston, Philly, Chicago and many, many more. At least some unions & builders have work.
With so much COVID spare time, lots of young people are ready to rival any legitimate state drug sales with better prices & better dope. But OTOH, new drug clinic businesses can be a suburban thing, too.

And the Ukraine...look up the U. S. Committee on NATO with its goal of expansion & check out the Board members.

They know & it been planned, IMHO of course.

Posted by: Lola at July 18, 2022 03:35 PM (NIYa7)

509 A reminder that Humanities Doctorates are handed out as de-facto ordination to leftist Priesthood. Not some level of education or understanding, or overall mastery of a subject.....nay nay....do you know, and can you preach leftist dogma. That is a modern humanities doctorate.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 18, 2022 03:24 PM (T/vhV)

She doesn’t even have one of those. That requires a dissertation. She has an Ed.D, which is basically a degree created by unions for school administrators.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 18, 2022 03:35 PM (/S6Wu)

510 "There was an ultrawealthy supporter from Nantucket...."

...who carried Joe's shit in a bucket...

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 18, 2022 03:35 PM (9s20h)

511 40 College softball - coeds in tight slacks...at least some...
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (fMhOl)
____________

Most of them look like Dick Butkis in yoga pants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

Yup. Dykes in tights.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2022 03:36 PM (Qhnrt)

512 Which of course you bought for the articles
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 03:23 PM


Captain, long-range sensors report a slight disturbance in the sarcasm continuum.

Posted by: Spock at July 18, 2022 03:36 PM (a3Q+t)

513 There was an ultrawealthy supporter from Nantucket....
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 03:34 PM (T4tVD)

Who kept all his cash in a bucket

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:36 PM (IeQbT)

514 > "The Republicans are working hard, they stick together, for good or evil. So, we just have to work harder." - Dr. Jill
____________

If that's a real quote I'm amused she thinks the Republicans; 1. work hard and, 2. stick together. The part about working "for evil" is probably the only true part of that statement.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2022 03:36 PM (BFigT)

515 Nan Tuckit sounds like the name of a male-to-female tranny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 03:36 PM (MF3ku)

516 Nood but the comments are borked.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

517 Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:31 PM (p03v

Roger that . Should have known.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:33 PM (IeQbT)

sorry, i lost a sarc tag...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (p03vF)

518 If Dr Jill would put Joe in a home she'd still have time for some whoring around.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (VdGjU)

519 There was a nood. It disappeared. I'm not saying it was aliens, but....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (4p7Em)

520 Never mind, it disappeared.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

521 College softball - coeds in tight slacks...at least some...
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 18, 2022 03:05 PM (fMhOl)
____________

Most of them look like Dick Butkis in yoga pants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

Yup. Dykes in tights.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2022 03:36 PM (Qhnrt)
***

Ummmm....not any of the girls I coached. Attractive ladies and damned fine ball players.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (anj39)

522 There was an ultrawealthy supporter from Nantucket....

where Joe could sh&t in a bucket...

Posted by: Lola at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (NIYa7)

523 New
@trafalgar_group
/
@COSProject
62.2% of Americans have low confidence in officials preventing a mass shooting.

More confidence in fellow armed citizens for protection.

41.8% Armed citizens
25.1% Local police
10.3% Fed agents
22.8% No opinion

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (MkYsY)

524 Has anyone else found their interest in Always Sunny flagging with their watching of the podcasts?

A lot of its as funny as the show but a lot of it......well, I guess you inhabit Hollyweird for 20 years you can't help turning into kind of a prick. Some of its bothersome, like when Charlie Day claims the show is neutral politically.....come on, man. Or where they take audience questions but act like dicks to the young'ens that called in. Or where they talk about their published estimated net worths when gas is six bucks in Cali. But most of it is subtle......where the 'character nose' on and off gets difficult to follow and they just come off as 'the jerks'. I had to tap out to preserve the ability to rewatch the old classics.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (DePyg)

525 is that donna?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (OuH7W)

526
Nood but the comments are borked.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM


it was there...and then it wasn't

Posted by: Commodore Decker at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (ENBF0)

527 Never mind, it disappeared.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

It was in the pool!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (U3uv2)

528 Nood but the comments are borked.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

false nood?

or they pulled it

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (p03vF)

529 Barbi Benton is 70; She's probably one of the few Playboy models to have a stable family life. After being the partner Hugh Hefner (which I can't imagine being an unmixed blessing) she's been married to the same guy since 1969. Good for her!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (PrR4G)

530 Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (DePyg)

I heard the creator guy of the show is really a dick. Could just be he's from Philly.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 03:39 PM (IeQbT)

531 Nood, but, then, removed, probably because the post contained duplicates.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 03:40 PM (5pTK/)

532 Oh, please. There's something (maybe quite a lot) shaky about the Story of Jill too.



Posted by: Lola at July 18, 2022 03:41 PM (NIYa7)

533 This post gives me a warm and tingly feeling inside.

Posted by: Caliban at July 18, 2022 03:41 PM (HgGBT)

534 What did she think it was going to be?

Endless State Dinners and Balls?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 18, 2022 03:41 PM (C1rbv)

535 Nood back? Party class realignment.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2022 03:41 PM (Rl7KJ)

536 "There was an ultrawealthy supporter from Nantucket...."

...who carried Joe's shit in a bucket...
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium.

Over hill, over dale,
she stayed outta jail,
and said "if his wang wasn't so small, I'd suck it !"

Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 03:41 PM (T4tVD)

537 I've had about enough of the these COURT EUNUCHS telling us what we should think.

D- Lamp was right.

Posted by: Serious you guys! at July 18, 2022 03:42 PM (Nsf6x)

538 Speaking about a stable family life, J-Lo and Ben got married!
35th times the charm!

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

539 Never mind, it disappeared.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2022 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

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The opposite of "It moved."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 03:43 PM (toZT/)

540
41.8% Armed citizens
25.1% Local police
10.3% Fed agents
22.8% No opinion

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 03:38 PM (MkYsY)


OMG! 22.8% of the population queried was carrying and didn't want to admit it?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 03:44 PM (xhaym)

541 The Jill Biden/Mike Pence candidate team was unexpected, but proved popular with voters. They won the 2024 presidential campaign with 63% of the total vote and comfortable margins in the Electoral College. The pair netted 83 million votes in total.
Posted by: Future History of the United States, Parallel Universe Edition at July 18, 202


***
Followed in late 2025 by the collapse of the United States as a political entity. Fourteen new autonomous "regions" arose from the ashes, each with its own "head of state" . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:44 PM (txdEq)

542 Fast Pitch Softball pitcher might be the most dangerous position in ball sports. The pitcher can end up 35 feet away from the plate with the ball coming off the double-wall bats at 130mph. When I coached youth ball I saw a pitcher take one right in the nose and she didn't even have time to twitch before it was on her. Down like a sack of potatoes she went.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

543 Anyone else find it amusing that Shinzo Abe remains "gravely injured" in the AoS sidebar?

Are we still hoping he'll pull through?
==
Dead Parrot Sketch or is it too soon?

Posted by: Just asking at July 18, 2022 03:47 PM (ePsSh)

544 Can someone explain to me where Kristi Noem has declared she is running for president in 2024? All I’ve seen of her political aspirations is a television commercial of her galloping a horse across the prairie while a banner says Kristi Noem for Gov. N D. The hate for her here is not unlike the Democrats fevered disdain of Sarah Palin pre 2008.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 18, 2022 03:47 PM (3MiGE)

545 322 Oh, yeah, Jill. He had the best economy in US history, low unemployment, energy independence and low gas prices, and more, all handed to him. And he tore them up and scattered them to the winds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)

On his first day in office.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2022 03:04 PM (AiZBA)
Just imagine if the guy who was legally elected had been sworn in for his second term? No Jann 6 and no Jan 6 gulag prisoners, and no Jan 6 star chamber clown fcukery. And it goes without saying that the economy would be roaring along in overdrive.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 03:49 PM (0OP+5)

546 The hate for her here is not unlike the Democrats fevered disdain of Sarah Palin pre 2008.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 18, 2022 03:47 PM (3MiGE)



That's why she has no chance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 03:58 PM (yQpMk)

547 The problems we have didn't just "happen" to Biden. Many of them were caused by Biden, or exacerbated by Biden. And many of them feed off each other - his inability to fix one problem results in the next problem being so much worse.

Re. COVID - yeah, he made a bunch of bullshit promises he couldn't keep. but worse than that - when he got elected a lot of people planned for those bullshit promises to come true. But instead COVID made inflation worse. inflation made the economy worse. Biden then cut oil production. He also fucked up in Afghanistan. This encouraged Putin, and Ukraine made the economy worse. Which made inflation worse.

Biden lurches from crises to crises, never solving the last one, which makes the next one even harder to solve.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 18, 2022 04:09 PM (BLOTa)

548 20
so, even pretending that MBS killed Kshassogghi...we still have to admit that Biden droned a family of 7 to get a small PR blip during his afghan fiasco

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 18, 2022 02:29 PM (OuH7W)
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Excellent parallel and this must be shouted in their faces every time that spy, who no one had ever heard of before, is mentioned.

Posted by: Kashoggi was no Mata Hari at July 18, 2022 04:09 PM (qfLjt)

549 I remember when Reagan got elected - He didn't solve every problem, but he solved a couple. Solving one problem made solving the next easier, and the next, and so on. In two years America was on a roll - we suddenly had a lot more cards to play.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 18, 2022 04:10 PM (BLOTa)

550 36
G_ F_CK Y_ _RSELF, B_TCH

I got a puzzle she can solve.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 02:31 PM (89T5c)
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Shit! Now she has to buy all the vowels ....wait ... you forgot one!

Posted by: Ciampino - Jill B = SuperKaren at July 18, 2022 04:17 PM (qfLjt)

551 77 Are you saying that Joe Biden rides the short limousine?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 18, 2022 02:35 PM (flINI)
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The pink tricycle.

Posted by: Ciampino - The training wheels were never removed at July 18, 2022 04:28 PM (qfLjt)

552 287 230 I bet Jill makes 92 dollars an hour.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 02:52 PM (L/xQa)

Her pimp takes most of that tho.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 18, 2022 02:54 PM

Well the "Big Guy" get's his cut. Reminds me of a joke. A couple were destitute and the wife decided to go into being a hooker to make ends meet. She came home from her first night of work. The husband said, how much did you make? She said, oh I made $63.25 The husband said, who paid you the .25? The wife replied. All of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2022 02:59 PM (GwxCX)
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Funny but that describes our resident Educashion Doc. to a T.

Posted by: Ciampino - I love those Ed, degrees in Basketball Inflating at July 18, 2022 04:32 PM (qfLjt)

553 The Biden administration is beyond tone deaf. They're just monumentally stupid. As has been noted elsewhere, it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to set policy, wait for a while, and if it looks like your policy just majorly fucked things up, back up and go a different direction.

But Biden refuses to do that. Again, and again. So mush so, that it appears he's wrecking the joint purpose.

As far as "not getting to do the things you thought you'd do because reality happened," shouldn't 50-years-in-the-Senate-and-eight-as-VP Biden already KNOW this plays out all the time? Remember Dubya's big campaign promise? He was going to save Social Security. That was his big thing. Then, nine months into his administration, some people did some things, and his SS plans went out the window.

Only a Doctor of Edumacation would be floored by this revelation.

Posted by: red speck at July 18, 2022 04:34 PM (gS3OW)

554 434
C'mon, she's about as authentic as a Sombrero made
In China.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 18, 2022 03:19 PM (QY+6a)
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I have a picture somewhere on the old PC that shows a pile of neatly folded, obviously new US Army uniforms. On close examination the label reads:
Made in Vietnam

Posted by: Ciampino - The Full Circle Of Life at July 18, 2022 04:43 PM (qfLjt)

555 415
The Jill Biden/Mike Pence candidate team was unexpected, but proved popular with voters. They won the 2024 presidential campaign with 63% of the total vote and comfortable margins in the Electoral College. The pair netted 83 million votes in total.

Posted by: Future History of the United States, Parallel Universe Edition at July 18, 2022 03:16 PM (WWh8n)
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So you mean Pence got to nail Jill Biden too? What a slut.

Posted by: Ciampino - Did Hunter approve? at July 18, 2022 04:50 PM (qfLjt)

556 Actually, this president is responsible for inflation, HE wanted the money for more COVID relief when it wasn't needed. HE wanted fossil fuels made more scarce. His opening salvo's on both points did two things - put more money out in circulation and made energy much more expensive thus guaranteeing the economy would crumble, leading to inflation.

FJB absolutely owns this. Rare these days. But he does. That is just how bad he is.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 18, 2022 04:58 PM (xWZcb)

557 All the death in Afghanistan wasn't enough, it was getting insulted by some king.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 18, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)
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He's never recovered from Afghanistan actually.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 18, 2022 04:59 PM (xWZcb)

558 I glimpse John King every year or so when a clip shows up on Twitter. The man has put on an enormous amount of weight. Is it nervous eating because of CNN's troubles?

Posted by: Beastly at July 18, 2022 05:01 PM (tSiV9)

559 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.


Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)
==
Well, if I had known that I would have insisted on Roe v. Wade's reversal years ago.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 18, 2022 05:02 PM (xWZcb)

560 I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
That is what I do... Www.SalaryCash1.Com

Posted by: Sarah at July 18, 2022 05:06 PM (SaUIM)

561 The National Women’s Soccer League says it will not allow any new teams to form in states that place severe restrictions on abortions.


Oh no!
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2022 02:42 PM (xPl2J)
==
Well, if I had known that I would have insisted on Roe v. Wade's reversal years ago.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 18, 2022 05:02 PM (xWZcb)

What professional women's player is going to get pregnant? Aren't they all on the Alphabet spectrum now by rule?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)

562 406
Right up there in Sabres lore, with Schoney and Cashman fighting on the ice, crashing through the Zamboni entrance door and into the tunnels.

But that hit was delicious....suck it Flyers.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 03:15 PM (BgMrQ)
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Wayne Cashman - wow haven't seen that name in a long time. Saw him play in 1974-5 during my stint in Cambridge.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bruins were my go team back then at July 18, 2022 05:11 PM (qfLjt)

563 81 Tiny margins? Did I read that right? What's that supposed to be code for?

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 18, 2022 02:36 PM (tQL7r)
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This blog?

Posted by: Ciampino - well someone is always complaining about margins at July 18, 2022 05:16 PM (qfLjt)

564 Except nobody is watching that for the "sport." Might as well have the players play in the nude. Somewhat surprisingly -- or maybe not surprising at all -- the men dress much more conservatively in board shorts and a tank stop. And a lot of these guys are studly dudes. But the men's sport is actually a sport while the women's sport trades on pure eye candy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

The having to adjust the panty every play shows it isn't at all a practical uni for the sport.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 05:20 PM (eoQWY)

565 so, there's a strange dynamic where the girl pitchers are unhittable but at the same time ... there are hits.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2022 03:12 PM (CKz8A)

Not so strange - look at the pitching records for men's baseball in the 1800s -- one pitcher pitched every game in the second half of the year, won 60 games and completed just about all of them. Distance was shorter, ball dirtier and more beat up, players as a whole were worse so the stars stood out higher.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 05:23 PM (eoQWY)

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