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Idiot Fireworks Show Cafe

barcelonaspain.jpg
Barthelona, Thpain

How to frame a cat.

Leopard gives safari-goers its Blue Magnum pose.

Eucalyptus is very gassy.

Polar bear enjoying the snow.

Cat is perplexed by the strange crinkly sound.

Woman rescues baby fox who had gotten his head stuck in a jar. Good tip from her: Put the caps back on jars before throwing them out. Animals will stick their heads in to lick out whatever remains inside.

I've linked this before, but if you missed it: young leopard practices stalking and pouncing on his poor mom, who will be having a word later.

Molester gets touchy with a woman in an elevator. She touches back.

Another one like that.

I suppose those could be fake but the contact looks real.

What an angel of a beluga whale.

Below, a rocket which someone has failed to position for success hits and ignites the box of fireworks by the rear wheel of the RV.

Sound on!

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

2
Bow before me, ye scurvy wretches!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

3 Second!

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (llXky)

4 The Cafe is quite empty.

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (0fx8x)

5 We need boob-shaped fireworks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 07:42 PM (rzOL9)

6 Eh, close enough

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky)

7
The Cafe is quite empty.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (0fx8x)

________

As long as I'm here, the Cafe has everything it needs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (/U27+)

8 Or snizz-shaped ones.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (rzOL9)

9 Fireworks Failure vids are a 5th of July Blessing.

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (0fx8x)

10 Well, I dug my way out of the hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (xcd1u)

11 The fountainths are cool.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (3vQN0)

12 How come Senile Joe has never been touched back like that elevator creep?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

13 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (BjoRY)

14 Barthelona, Thpain

So wearing the crocs on your hands isn't working.

Posted by: DaveA at July 06, 2022 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

15 *peeks in*

Posted by: Darwin at July 06, 2022 07:46 PM (89T5c)

16 Caption? Secret desire for the Pug to be a Ninja Turtle!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

17 Can't look at the clips on the ipad.
It's scrip sensitive.

See Pixy this morning?
EUs kicking Apple's butt.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 07:47 PM (xcd1u)

18 Someone click on the whale link. Bet ya it's Lena.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky)

19 Pandas eat bamboo. I was expected a farting koala and was deeply disappointed.

Well, I suppose farting pandas are better than nothing.

Posted by: MW at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (LJrwl)

20 Barcelona is a good Movie. One of a trio of movies by the same director and starring a lot of the same cast. The other two are Metropolitan (1st) and Last Days of Disco (3rd).

Made in the 90s, set in the 80s. A saner world that is gone forever sadly.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (3vQN0)

21 I'll put this up again since I was sorta late to the last thread.

https://bit.ly/3NNU3lC

It's guys like this that makes me think that Trump was simply the catalyst for a sea change. Along with the left pushing all the things too far.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (zB/T/)

22 Sthpeaking of thSpain, La Familia Borgia is pretty good.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (xcd1u)

23 Skimmed the content. Rookie mistake.

Re: The woman and the molester. I don't advocate violence (much) but there is a perfectly valid reason why women, when the circumstances warrant, are allowed to commit a certain amount of it. Sometimes a dude gets way too handsy and a chick just has to beat the shit out of him. Good on her!

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (BjoRY)

24 The fountainths are cool.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (3vQN0)
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The rainth in Thpain fallth mainly on the plainth.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (llXky)

25 That was an odd time change for a blog.

Posted by: On the hour would be logical at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

26 Rally pugs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (7cRTM)

27 Why are y'all making fun of that capthion?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

28 17 Can't look at the clips on the ipad.
It's scrip sensitive.

See Pixy this morning?
EUs kicking Apple's butt.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 07:47 PM (xcd1u)

There is about to be a bunch of this type of stuff. EU, China, India... all flexing legal muscle about the internet.

Eventually we're going to have to split it up again... or us Americans will have no freedom on the Net that we invented.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (oHd/0)

29 Great news on the WEF Guidestones being blown up! We needed a bigly symbolic victory.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (GDnoU)

30 The Blue Magnum leopard in the first video is just magnificent.

The polar bear video reminded me of a program saw about Siberian tigers. The tiger tried but failed to catch a deer. The effort so overheated him (in the middle of a Siberian winter) that he had to straddle a snow covered log to cool off. Now that's some superior insulation.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (/NCI4)

31 Well, I suppose farting pandas are better than nothing.

Posted by: MW at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (LJrwl)
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A long-standing interest of mine!

Posted by: "Foghorn" Swalwell at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (llXky)

32 Boobs

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 06, 2022 07:51 PM (u73oe)

33 Bummer about the Georgia Guidestones.

So, I think I solved the problem of how to commit to bringing the human population to about 500,000,000.

We keep everyone in North America.

Everyone else dies by cleansing fire.

Easy peasy.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 07:51 PM (BjoRY)

34 Damn if I don't constantly get great hashes btw.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 06, 2022 07:51 PM (GDnoU)

35 Snath

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (rzOL9)

36 Great news on the WEF Guidestones being blown up! We needed a bigly symbolic victory.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (GDnoU)
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My wife was surprisingly chill about Roe being overturned, but when she heard about the Guidestones she was thrilled. Must be a Southern thing. I'd never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky)

37 34 Damn if I don't constantly get great hashes btw.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 06, 2022 07:51 PM (GDnoU)

LOL, I've had the same hash for years....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

38
Good for elevator lady!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (/U27+)

39 Cat's like whut?

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (2JoB8)

40 So, I think I solved the problem of how to commit to bringing the human population to about 500,000,000.

On it.

Posted by: Black Death in the age of air travel at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (/NCI4)

41 I can understand the mindset guys that grope random women like that. Most of the fun is tricking them into letting you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (7cRTM)

42 "simply a catalyst for a sea change"

simply?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (xcd1u)

43 somebody coulda nooded iffen the gave a f*#& about anyone other than their own sorry "gotta be FIRST" asses.

just f'in' sayin.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (a82Er)

44 Snath

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (rzOL9)
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Thnizz

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (llXky)

45 Oops. That should have been can't understand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (7cRTM)

46 So, I think I solved the problem of how to commit to bringing the human population to about 500,000,000.

Previous thread had a hand dandy way to cause mass suicide - Stacey Abrams in a thong

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (76TD/)

47 Thnizz

Thqueakhole.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (/NCI4)

48 Itth funny. Mexico doeth'nt have that affectation. The Spanith King with the lithp came after Mexico was founded.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (lKAqb)

49 5,000,000 people Its not just a good idea, its the LAW!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (ex2Cx)

50 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (a82Er)

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You could also, get this, refresh the main page from time to time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (u73oe)

51 sorry
500,000,000

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (ex2Cx)

52
So, I think I solved the problem of how to commit to bringing the human population to about 500,000,000.

We keep everyone in North America.

Everyone else dies by cleansing fire.

________

Oktoberfest waitresses too?

*tears well up in eyes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (/U27+)

53 Most of the fun is tricking them into letting you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (7cRTM)

Tell me your secrets, O Master.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (BjoRY)

54 A couple years ago we had two beluga whales swim up the bay. Very rare and cool experience.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Great news on the WEF Guidestones being blown up! We needed a bigly symbolic victory.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (GDnoU)
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My wife was surprisingly chill about Roe being overturned, but when she heard about the Guidestones she was thrilled. Must be a Southern thing. I'd never heard of 'em.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Shit's wicked, bro. Pure evil. Southerners know when somebody hates you and says they want to tax you to death and then kill you and your kin, you better listen and take them at their word.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (GDnoU)

56 Is anyone else having issues loading this blog on an iPhone or iPad? I’m using Brave and the screen keeps blinking and jumping back to the top. Can’t scroll hardly at all.

Posted by: Max B at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (jHLWt)

57 49 5,000,000 people Its not just a good idea, its the LAW!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (ex2Cx)

So, on to phase 2?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

58
500,000,000 people Its not just a good idea, its the LAW!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (ex2Cx)

_________

It's the Progressive Rapture

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (/U27+)

59 Oops. That should have been can't understand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2022 07:53 PM (7cRTM)
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Dude, look at Biden! That's his thing - see how far he can push things. I guess the idea is that women are so impressed with your power and confidence they are helpless to resist rather than frozen with fear and nausea.

He really upped his "game" by targeting kids at photo ops, though. Hard to give the guy a slap when the Secret Service is standing there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (llXky)

60 Stacey Abrams in a thong
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (76TD/)

*Puts gun in mouth*

Posted by: Robert sez goodbye cruel woild at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (BjoRY)

61 My wife was surprisingly chill about Roe being overturned, but when she heard about the Guidestones she was thrilled. Must be a Southern thing. I'd never heard of 'em.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky)

A lot of people have had all kinds of excuses for why those things weren't some sort of global elite finger in our eye, and rather a warning or "guide" for mankind after we blow ourselves up.

Of course they'll blame right-wing crazies for this. Strangely, I'm super okay with that and would like to buy whoever did it a beer. After a stern talking to, for sure.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (zB/T/)

62 and with that I gotta recanize that a sufficiency of Hamm's and peppermint schnapps has brought me to the point of a truly epic Wisconsin-style hangover, and I should parbly say g'night ...

g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:57 PM (a82Er)

63 Takes about a year to go to bones in dirt.

On ground about 5 to 7.

Zombieland missed that shit would run ankle deep in the streets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 07:57 PM (ex2Cx)

64 It's the Progressive Rapture

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (/U27+)
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Zardoz as a how-to guide?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:58 PM (llXky)

65 Is anyone else having issues loading this blog on an iPhone or iPad? I’m using Brave and the screen keeps blinking and jumping back to the top. Can’t scroll hardly at all.
Posted by: Max B at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (jHLWt)

Hamsters are fucked up on purple drank.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 07:58 PM (BjoRY)

66 I gotta say, while dangerous, that's actually one of the coolest fireworks displays I've seen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 07:58 PM (LVPjk)

67 You guyth.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at July 06, 2022 07:59 PM (PiwSw)

68 19 Pandas eat bamboo. I was expected a farting koala and was deeply disappointed.

Well, I suppose farting pandas are better than nothing.
Posted by: MW at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (LJrwl)

Tough crowd here tonight.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 06, 2022 07:59 PM (lWwfn)

69 Yes, I have to load the comments within about 5 seconds of getting on the main page.

Posted by: Sassy at July 06, 2022 07:59 PM (xSICi)

70 Designated Redneck Fireworks Safety Officer Cletus probably should have mentioned that "It won't work if you stick it in the ground. It has to be in a tube!" BEFORE the idiot lit the thing.

Welp. Nothing more training won't fix.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 07:59 PM (wJccJ)

71 “From the lands of sky-blue waters…Hams.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 07:59 PM (rzOL9)

72 Barthelona lookth nithe. For a thitty.

That last video looks like a future Farmer's insurance commercial.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

73 Phone gets AoSHq fine

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

74 Cheetahs have design limits on heating. Limits their sprinting. At zoos that have them and set up simulated game chases for them, curators are very careful about the heat issue.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

75 "Is anyone else having issues loading this blog on an iPhone or iPad? "

Oh yes indeed.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

76 That kid in the blue shirt went over and lit the whole box on fire.

I see you, pyro.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (9qSw/)

77 Zombieland missed that shit would run ankle deep in the streets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 07:57 PM (ex2Cx)
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As a genre, zombie movies are about people who should no better doing stupid things to create drama.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (llXky)

78 Paging Bangladesh

Please report to the incinerator

Ticket 1 Bangladesh



Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (ex2Cx)

79 >>>Caption?

Another turtle gets his wings.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (hVqGz)

80 Well this is certainly a succinct review for the new Thor movie - "a stale fart."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (76TD/)

81 The fireworks vid is my husbands worst nightmare. So we never get fireworks. Even though it would be fun. I like them.

Glad to see moms spring into action to get the babies.

Posted by: Sassy at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (xSICi)

82 Hey, Tucker got a haircut, about time you hippie.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (APfPf)

83 lol
She touches back.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (v0R5T)

84 Did the mini van survive?

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

85 "a stale fart."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (76TD/)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: A Gassy Panda at July 06, 2022 08:02 PM (BjoRY)

86 Barthelona, Thpain

I see ace is trying to revive his dream of being a douchebag news anchor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:02 PM (diceA)

87 78 Paging India
Please report to the incinerator

Ticket 1 India

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:02 PM (ex2Cx)

88 75 "Is anyone else having issues loading this blog on an iPhone or iPad? "



We dream of a day when the main page of AoS may be loaded without disabling JavaScript.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 08:02 PM (LVPjk)

89 "Did the mini van survive?"

That's what I was wondering.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 08:02 PM (gLRfa)

90 U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is calling for the state and federal government to crack down on “crisis pregnancy centers."

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Boy do I ever hate these people.

Imagine a politician saying "we've gotta crack down on these no-kill animal shelters, by gum! If you bring a pet to a shelter, you damn well better gas the little fucker!"

But this is totally fine. All of this is normal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (IXpV7)

91 At least the fox got his head stuck in a jar of organic peanut butter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

92 As a genre, zombie movies are about people who should no better doing stupid things to create drama.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (llXky)

Sean of the Dead was awesome!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (ex2Cx)

93 Damn, Kim Cattrall was gorgeous in 1992.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (wJccJ)

94 Did the mini van survive?
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB

Minivans, much like pandas, must be destroyed.

I suggest we pack minivans full of pandas and push the over edge of a cliff.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 08:04 PM (BjoRY)

95 82 Hey, Tucker got a haircut, about time you hippie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2022 08:01 PM (APfPf)

you forgot fucking

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:04 PM (ex2Cx)

96 Elevator needed Steve's P.ay by Play

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

97
Paging India
Please report to the incinerator

Ticket 1 India
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:02 PM (ex2Cx)

________

Paging Afghanistan...
Paging Iran...
Paging Palestinian Authority...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 08:04 PM (/U27+)

98 75. absolutely. it will not load fully and the comment section won't load at all. You can't even click on it and get a response.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (7wq9I)

99 93 Damn, Kim Cattrall was gorgeous in 1992.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (wJccJ)

Big Trouble in Little China. Gracie Law. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (diceA)

100 74 Cheetahs have design limits on heating. Limits their sprinting. At zoos that have them and set up simulated game chases for them, curators are very careful about the heat issue.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

A lot of animals do, heat management is one of the few physical advantages that humans over most animals. It allowed primitive hunter to catch prey over long distances.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (7cRTM)

101 Sean of the Dead was awesome!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (ex2Cx)
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Right, because it was a parody, so the stupidity added to the humor.

Most of 'em are just dumb.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (llXky)

102 93 Damn, Kim Cattrall was gorgeous in 1992.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (wJccJ)

I wasn't so bad in 92 either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

103 Oh I'd get rid of a huge % of people in North America first before looking elsewhere. Not hard to choose.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

104 'night

I'll return at 0300ish.

https://youtu.be/OVTj7RQhNK0

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (sAmhv)

105 Really? I haven't heard anyone mention any issues today.*


*this is a joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (diceA)

106 Damn, Kim Cattrall was gorgeous in 1992.

She made a pretty good mannequin and later a Vulcan. Have you seen Big Trouble in Little China?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (76TD/)

107 Minivans, much like pandas, must be destroyed.

Pffft. Yeah, because the Mom and Dad with kids are fooling everyone into thinking they're still young and hip by buying and overloading an SUV. Minivans aren't cool, but they are extremely functional.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (/NCI4)

108 Shawn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (diceA)

109 At least the fox got his head stuck in a jar of organic peanut butter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



"Tell me about it."

-- Jasper

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (wJccJ)

110
Do you say this word wrong?

Copacetic.

I've heard people say "copastetic."

It means "everything's cool." Five-by-five. A-Okay. Not fubar.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (/ZBST)

111 Free at last, free at last, laptop is free of multiples of thousands of kb and is functioning again.
Bye, bye ipad for another day.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (lHj+z)

112 Boy do I ever hate these people.

Imagine a politician saying "we've gotta crack down on these no-kill animal shelters, by gum! If you bring a pet to a shelter, you damn well better gas the little fucker!"

But this is totally fine. All of this is normal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (IXpV7


They don't think they sound evil.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (9qSw/)

113 That kid in the blue shirt went over and lit the whole box on fire.

I see you, pyro.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (9qSw/)
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One of the mortar bombs landed over there - you see a little kid run away. I'm wondering if he was about to stomp it out and then realized it was about to go critical.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (llXky)

114 U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is calling for the state and federal government to crack down on “crisis pregnancy centers."
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Boy do I ever hate these people.
Imagine a politician saying "we've gotta crack down on these no-kill animal shelters, by gum! If you bring a pet to a shelter, you damn well better gas the little fucker!"
But this is totally fine. All of this is normal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (IXpV7)

They do not care about women's right or choice. They only care about killing babies.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (BjoRY)

115
How about "logger heads?"

Lager heads?

Longer heads?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (/ZBST)

116 Minivans, much like pandas, must be destroyed.

I suggest we pack minivans full of pandas and push the over edge of a cliff.
Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 08:04 PM (BjoRY)

I love minivans. Might be bestest vehicle ever. The 94 or 95 with the 3.6 big dodge engine would tow a shitload. I kept my Dads until 02 or 03 indestructible!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (ex2Cx)

117 Pffft. Yeah, because the Mom and Dad with kids are fooling everyone into thinking they're still young and hip by buying and overloading an SUV. Minivans aren't cool, but they are extremely functional.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (/NCI4)


If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (LVPjk)

118 A lot of animals do, heat management is one of the few physical advantages that humans over most animals. It allowed primitive hunter to catch prey over long distances.

Gluing heat sinks all over ourselves was a genius move.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (/NCI4)

119 She made a pretty good mannequin and later a Vulcan. Have you seen Big Trouble in Little China?

Posted by: Anna Puma


Yep.

Her best role was "Lassie" in Porky's, of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (wJccJ)

120 It was a mini van. Not sure there are any fucks in my hither to barren field to give.

But... dham son. That was impressive. Hope they've got Farmer's as they've "seen a thing or two."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (BFigT)

121 Five by Five is a weird one.

Where I have heard it:
-Andrews sisters song about a dude who is as tall as he is wide.
-Aliens. The drop ship pilot. By context she means everything is going well. Poor dumb bastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (diceA)

122 Has anyone accused Trump of blowing up the Georgi Guidestones yet?

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

123 Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea
Swim so wild and swim so free
The heaven above and the sea below
And a little white whale on the go

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (VhE0u)

124 Right, because it was a parody, so the stupidity added to the humor.

Most of 'em are just dumb.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:05 PM (llXky)

Zombieland has love and zombies!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:09 PM (ex2Cx)

125 What's the origin of five by five meaning A-Ok?

Always heard it in movies but wondered what it meant in military lingo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:09 PM (9qSw/)

126 Imagine a politician saying "we've gotta crack down on these no-kill animal shelters, by gum! If you bring a pet to a shelter, you damn well better gas the little fucker!"

But this is totally fine. All of this is normal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 08:03 PM (IXpV7)
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I want them to keep talking. "Yes, explain to me why charities offering to help pregnant women and young mothers annoy you..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:09 PM (llXky)

127 110Do you say this word wrong?

Copacetic.
I've heard people say "copastetic."

It means "everything's cool." Five-by-five. A-Okay. Not fubar.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (/ZBST)
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Bunch a hippies

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 08:09 PM (lHj+z)

128 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (LVPjk)

We had a big Ford with a 429 popo interceptor!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (ex2Cx)

129
U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is calling for the state and federal government to crack down on “crisis pregnancy centers."

_________

This is where "pro-choice" gets you.

How many women really wanted their child but felt pressured into an abortion or didn't think there was anyone to turn to?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (/U27+)

130 We keep everyone in North America.

Everyone else dies by cleansing fire.

Easy peasy.

Posted by: Robert




SMOD, is that you? Stop teasing us!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (wJccJ)

131 128 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (LVPjk)

We had a big Ford with a 429 popo interceptor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (ex2Cx)

I always wanted to test drive a Dodge Magnum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (diceA)

132 On Cinco DeMayo early 2000's I saw a young Hispanic woman who obviously had martial arts training, knock out a considerably larger Hispanic male who was getting handsy with her. Snap kick to the jaw.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (ZEHVO)

133 Pffft. Yeah, because the Mom and Dad with kids are fooling everyone into thinking they're still young and hip by buying and overloading an SUV. Minivans aren't cool, but they are extremely functional.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (/NCI4)
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You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (VhE0u)

134 She made a pretty good mannequin and later a Vulcan. Have you seen Big Trouble in Little China?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (76TD/)
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Who was the hotter Vulcan? Her or Kirstie Alley?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (llXky)

135 You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.

They're all down by the river.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (/NCI4)

136 You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (VhE0u)

Think of all the three wolf moons and big eagles that have gone unpainted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA)

137
To the leftist, a crisis pregnancy center is exactly the same threat as "de-transition" or "de-homo" counseling.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (/ZBST)

138 Who was the hotter Vulcan? Her or Kirstie Alley?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (llXky)

Kirstie Alley. Final answer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA)

139 I always thought that Kim Catrall was yummy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (rzOL9)

140 I always wanted to test drive a Dodge Magnum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (diceA)

I had a E63 wagon but the dealer bought it back before I took delivery!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (ex2Cx)

141 You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (VhE0u)
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Nah, go with the wolf/American Indian themed ones from the 70s. Sidewall murals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky)

142 Never see tube tops anymore either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:13 PM (9qSw/)

143
Furthermore...
the Left hates Alternatives and Independence.

Indeed, recall how strict they were for Any alternative to the "vaccine" shot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:13 PM (/ZBST)

144 Tucker is en fuego tonight!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 08:13 PM (r46W7)

145 139 I always thought that Kim Catrall was yummy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (rzOL9)

In BTILC she was peak. Cute. A bit wierd. Whatever. By the time she got to Sex in the Shitty she was peak skank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (diceA)

146 122 Has anyone accused Trump of blowing up the Georgi Guidestones yet?

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

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There's a new Russian dossier that says he did it with thunderbolts out of his arse.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (YWMaw)

147 Kirstie Alley's Sa'avik was far more aesthetically pleasing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (76TD/)

148 https://tinyurl.com/2zrywb9j
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

It's a good one

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (2JoB8)

149 "Never see tube tops anymore either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (sn5EN)

150 To the leftist, a crisis pregnancy center is exactly the same threat as "de-transition" or "de-homo" counseling.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (/ZBST)
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It's funny how they used to be all about free speech but now it's "Don't even TALK about not being gay!!! Don't even THINK it!!!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (llXky)

151 Never see tube tops anymore either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06

It just doesn't work when the guts stick our further than the jumblies.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (ftFVW)

152 126-Elizabeth Warren doesn't want more people to know about the kickbacks to Democrats that they get from supporting PP murdering babies and selling their parts .


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (FZ2cV)

153 147 Kirstie Alley's Sa'avik was far more aesthetically pleasing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (76TD/)

She really played into that elven kind of pixyish look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (diceA)

154 Who was the hotter Vulcan? Her or Kirstie Alley?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (llXky)

Kirstie Alley. Final answer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA)

Seconded.

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (oL7Jo)

155 Polar bear mother breaking through thin ice at different intervals so her cub can stop to breathe..

Polar bear mother herding a cameraman to a polar bear father so all three can have a snack?

Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

156 Kirstie Alley's Sa'avik was far more aesthetically pleasing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:14 PM (76TD/)
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Also a more interesting character set in a better movie.

Catrall had that 50s cone-bra thing going on. off-putting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)

157 That ballcap video - puptoise

Posted by: tortdog sounds too legalese at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

158
Kirstie Alley. Final answer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA)

Seconded.
Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (oL7Jo)

________

Fat or thin, she's a 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (/U27+)

159 Actually, unless I am misremembering, I'd say she is the hottest vulcan, period.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (diceA)

160 You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 06

Do you mean rape vans? I think people started getting wise to them so they went back into hiding.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (ftFVW)

161 Hard to give the guy a slap when the Secret Service is standing there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (llXky)

That wouldn't stop me. F**k that action. Then, I wouldn't have had my kids anywhere in the vicinity of that creep, anyway.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 08:17 PM (OX9vb)

162 Elizabeth Warren doesn't want more people to know about the kickbacks to Democrats that they get from supporting PP murdering babies and selling their parts .


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (FZ2cV)
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Yes. PP is a cash cow for the Democrats and they are terrified of losing it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:17 PM (llXky)

163 Okay, I'm out.

Gotta be up...early.

Here's to dreams of a young Kirstie Alley in Vulcan ears.

Stay free. Keep the faith.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at July 06, 2022 08:17 PM (oL7Jo)

164 Never see tube tops anymore either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06
It just doesn't work when the guts stick our further than the jumblies.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 08:15 PM (ftFVW)

I seen them at Wally World all the time. Big greasy mama jamas strutting around with all dat hanging out and feeling sexy for the mens.

Sexual and violent.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2022 08:17 PM (R/m4+)

165 DNC : USA :: Rocket : Box of Fireworks

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 08:17 PM (aXxgO)

166 Also a more interesting character set in a better movie.

Catrall had that 50s cone-bra thing going on. off-putting.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)

Agreed. Wrath of Khan was lightning in a bottle with casting, script, director. They never could quite recapture that magic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (diceA)

167 Jeebus, never listen to news.-- radio or otherwise -- since the 90s when the Clintons darkened the White House.

Jumped into my car at the top of the hour, and the local station had Town Hall "news" -- that opened its lede sentence this way: "The increase in fuel, fertilizer, and food prices SPARKED BY THE WAR IN UKRAINE ..."

Who's writing news stories for Salem, Analpundit?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (YWMaw)

168 >>You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.

A friend of mines older brother had one and he let us borrow it for ski weekends. We had fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

169 Clarity and volume are rated on a five point scale. 5 by 5 is as good as it gets.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (ZEHVO)

170 There's a new Russian dossier that says he did it with thunderbolts out of his arse.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims

Damn Zeus is throwing thunder boomers all over the place and Charlie the poodle doesn't like it one little bit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (FVME7)

171 Night Robert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (diceA)

172 169 Clarity and volume are rated on a five point scale. 5 by 5 is as good as it gets.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (ZEHVO)

So, radio term that got carried over? Interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:19 PM (diceA)

173 Another one like that.
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A violent woman would have kicked him in the head as she left.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 08:19 PM (lHj+z)

174 2
Bow before me, ye scurvy wretches!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)
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I read that as 'wenches' and I murmured 'no thanks' ...

Posted by: even in my condition at July 06, 2022 08:19 PM (qfLjt)

175 Nah, go with the wolf/American Indian themed ones from the 70s. Sidewall murals.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky)
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Hahaha. I confess to having had one--sans mural. Took a cross country trip in it in 2001, pulling a pop-up. It was great for keeping the kids separated and not ever having to hear "He's touching me!" But even big conversion vans can't prevent "He's copying me!"

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:19 PM (VhE0u)

176 Barthelona, Thpain

This hateful caption shows your ableist privilege! We shall fight you on the Twitter, we shall fight you on the Instagram, and all the genderqueers will carry on the struggle, until, in Marx’s good time, the New World Communist Order, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the oppressed and marginalized.

Posted by: SJW Churchill at July 06, 2022 08:19 PM (NCgXW)

177 Actually, unless I am misremembering, I'd say she is the hottest vulcan, period.


I thought Worf's squeeze (that got killed) was pretty hot, in the "I'll beat you senseless if you don't please me" sort of a way....

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)

178 Imagine a new Star Trek series built around the Star Trek II version of Sa'avik as Captain of her own ship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM (76TD/)

179 128 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 08:08 PM (LVPjk)

We had a big Ford with a 429 popo interceptor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:10 PM (ex2Cx)

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My first few driver's ed on-the-road sessions were in an old school station wagon. I was still rather small at that age, and couldn't see over the top of the steering wheel. I had to look through the space between the dashboard and the top of the steering wheel.

Eventually, we got to use a K car, which was much better for me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (CAJOC)

180 I thought Worf's squeeze (that got killed) was pretty hot, in the "I'll beat you senseless if you don't please me" sort of a way....
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)

You're right, that actress was pretty enough to shine through the prosthetics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (diceA)

181
You don't hear the old phrase "here goes nothing" today.

I never got it. I get the idea, but not how it makes sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (/ZBST)

182 Barthelona, Thpain

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Why the lisp?

Posted by: Dr:Big breaths; Teen:Yeth and I'm only thixteen at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

183 That ballcap video - puptoise
Posted by: tortdog sounds too legalese

Only thing I know, he's wearing it backward so he's cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (FVME7)

184 https://365atlantatraveler.com/day-097-
georgia-guidestones/

Never heard of them before today

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (2JoB8)

185
I thought Worf's squeeze (that got killed) was pretty hot, in the "I'll beat you senseless if you don't please me" sort of a way....

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)
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Denise Crosby? She had a spread in Playboy back in the day. It was actually disappointing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:22 PM (llXky)

186 I thought Worf's squeeze (that got killed) was pretty hot, in the "I'll beat you senseless if you don't please me" sort of a way....
Posted by: Mookie at July 06

Everyone wants to see the spots.

Posted by: Jadzia Dax at July 06, 2022 08:22 PM (ftFVW)

187 Tucker has to read AoSHQ - he's going to talk about tweaker girl next!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 08:22 PM (r46W7)

188 "I never got it. I get the idea, but not how it makes sense."

Nothing left to do, so here goes nothing.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 08:23 PM (sn5EN)

189 Well way past bed time
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 08:23 PM (2JoB8)

190 Irregardless, it's a mute point, for all intensive purposes.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 08:23 PM (Sq4+7)

191

Five by five was old radio lingo. Readability - 5 and Strength - 5 was a totally good radio signal. They later expanded the strength scale to 9 so five by nine was a big signal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 08:23 PM (63Dwl)

192 Imagine a new Star Trek series built around the Star Trek II version of Sa'avik as Captain of her own ship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM (76TD/)
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No one with any talent will be hired by Star Trek because all they care about is having the correct politics.

I liked her character, though - obviously a perfectionist and highly logical trying to deal with a world of ambiguities.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:24 PM (llXky)

193 Suzie Plakson was the lady who played Worf's sidecorn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:24 PM (diceA)

194 Can't believe some of you have never heard of the Guidestones.

That was evidence number one on every conspiracy theory show I can remember.

I think I first heard about it on Coast to Coast??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:24 PM (9qSw/)

195 We had fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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Oh, I'll bet you did.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:24 PM (VhE0u)

196 Think of all the three wolf moons and big eagles that have gone unpainted.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA)

Wizards!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

197
Tucker has to read AoSHQ - he's going to talk about tweaker girl next!
Posted by: Tom Servo

He talked about her last night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 08:24 PM (63Dwl)

198 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:25 PM (diceA)

199 Five by five was old radio lingo. Readability - 5 and Strength - 5 was a totally good radio signal. They later expanded the strength scale to 9 so five by nine was a big signal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 08:23 PM (63Dwl


There it is. thanks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:25 PM (9qSw/)

200 Yes. PP is a cash cow for the Democrats and they are terrified of losing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:17 PM (llXky)

Now do teachers unions!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:25 PM (ex2Cx)

201 Imagine a new Star Trek series built around the Star Trek II version of Sa'avik as Captain of her own ship.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm imagining the Quantum Leap reboot. Sam leaps back 2012 to convince a rape victim to not report it to prevent anti-Islamic backlash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 08:25 PM (FVME7)

202 "5 by 5"

Etymology. From radio communications phrase dating from the 1950s. The first five referred to a rating of signal clarity, the other to reception strength.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (wJccJ)

203 178 Imagine a new Star Trek series built around the Star Trek II version of Sa'avik as Captain of her own ship.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM (76TD/)

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Who would play Sa'avik, though?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

204 Think of all the three wolf moons and big eagles that have gone unpainted.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA)

Wizards!

Pfffft.

Posted by: Unicorns at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (/NCI4)

205 I'm imagining the Quantum Leap reboot. Sam leaps back 2012 to convince a rape victim to not report it to prevent anti-Islamic backlash.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 08:25 PM (FVME7)

Damn, that got dark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (diceA)

206 190 Irregardless, it's a mute point, for all intensive purposes.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 08:23 PM (Sq4+7)

It's all copascpetic

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (9qSw/)

207 133
You know what you never see anymore? Conversion vans. They were big in the '90s.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:11 PM (VhE0u)
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You mean pedovans?

Posted by: Ciampino - those may not be sweets at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

208 "5 x 5" has to do with the quality of radio transmissions. If you "read you 5 by 5" someone it means both volume and clarity are excellent.

"Loud and Clear". 5 being the bestest. "1 by 5" would be low volume or output, yet clear. It's also possible to be loud, yet barely readable due to static or RFI etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (Sq4+7)

209 Now do teachers unions!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:25 PM (ex2Cx)
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Was it Janus that cut into automatic membership? That and right to work reduced their cashflow.

Thing is, it's still there, but with PP, it isn't like a 50 percent reduction, it's totally wiped out in certain states. Zero. That's a huge hit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (llXky)

210 The entire world is laughing at us. And they should be.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7fhrfz

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

211 I liked her character, though - obviously a perfectionist and highly logical trying to deal with a world of ambiguities.

And she had the courage to actually air her difference of opinions with Kirk. In that movie she was a better XO than Spock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (76TD/)

212 We will build the Guidestones back better!

Posted by: The Buildbackbetterbergs at July 06, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)

213 Jolene

Posted by: DaveA at July 06, 2022 08:27 PM (FhXTo)

214 Denise Crosby? She had a spread in Playboy back in the day. It was actually disappointing


I thought she was Tasha Yar (who was also pretty hot)...

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:27 PM (u+Y3T)

215 5 We need boob-shaped fireworks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 07:42 PM (rzOL9)
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I'll settle for boobs.

Posted by: Ciampino - empty-handed is not the way to go at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

216
"Roger Wilco"

Wilco = will comply

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (/ZBST)

217 >>Oh, I'll bet you did.

I'm a fun guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

218 And the only people Tasha banged were some dude from 22 years before, a Romulan of the same era, and Data. Go figure.

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

219 Yeah, Cattrall in Big Trouble was pretty hot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (rzOL9)

220
I thought she was Tasha Yar (who was also pretty hot)...

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:27 PM (u+Y3T)
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She was. I quit watching the show after a couple of years so didn't know Worf had another squeeze. My bad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (llXky)

221
I'm guessing "roger" was used for the letter "R" for "received."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (/ZBST)

222 Jimmy Rushing, "Mr. Five by Five", who was the featured vocalist of Count Basie's Orchestra from 1935 to 1948.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (jRQbu)

223 216
"Roger Wilco"

Wilco = will comply

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (/ZBST

A bonus! Didn't know that either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:29 PM (9qSw/)

224
Wilco = will comply

Wilma = will make sure

Posted by: F. Flintstone at July 06, 2022 08:29 PM (/NCI4)

225 Denise Crosby? She had a spread in Playboy back in the day. It was actually disappointing


I thought she was Tasha Yar (who was also pretty hot)...
Posted by: Mookie at July 06


And I think she only confirmed that Data was fully functional.

Posted by: S at July 06, 2022 08:29 PM (ftFVW)

226 He don't measure no mo',
from head to toe,
than he do from side to side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 08:29 PM (diceA)

227 56 Is anyone else having issues loading this blog on an iPhone or iPad? I’m using Brave and the screen keeps blinking and jumping back to the top. Can’t scroll hardly at all.
Posted by: Max B at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (jHLWt)

Someone suggested turning off Java Script on the iPhone (I use Safari), and that fixed the problem. But some Java Script coder needs to test his stuff on different platforms before releasing it into the wild.

Posted by: jwmiii at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ii2y5)

228 Who would play Sa'avik, though?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (CAJOC)
--
Brie Larson. She beats the no-win scenario through Grrl Power!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (llXky)

229 NAZI HOLOCAUST ARCHITECT ADOLF EICHMANN IS HEARD ADMITTING TO DEVISING FINAL SOLUTION IN NEWLY UNEARTHED TAPES: ‘If we had killed 10.3 million Jews, I would say with satisfaction, ‘Good, we destroyed an enemy.’”

Now do 6.5 Billion

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ex2Cx)

230
They just remade the movie The Father of the Bride, with a Cuban family, starring Andy Garcia and Gloria Estefan.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (/ZBST)

231 The "guidestones" were interesting, because somebody wanted them made anonymously.

The granite company thought the guy who specified the design was a nutbar, and gave an improbably large $$$ quote to make him go away.

They were surprised when he quickly accepted the terms.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (Sq4+7)

232 New Sa'avik?

Phoenix from Top Gun:Maverick?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (76TD/)

233 Thing is, it's still there, but with PP, it isn't like a 50 percent reduction, it's totally wiped out in certain states. Zero. That's a huge hit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (llXky)

Eh, PP will just get by on all the other services they provide. They have said many times abortion isn't that big of a money driver for them, and now they get to prove it.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (a0KPx)

234 You mean pedovans?
Posted by: Ciampino - those may not be sweets at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (qfLjt)
~~~~~

Nah. Pedovans are white panel vans (blind vans) with nasty carpet remnants on the floor.

Conversion vans had lots of captain's chairs, TVs, video games, and built in tables and coolers, and a full size bed when the back bench seat was lowered..

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (VhE0u)

235 Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-Ga.) used campaign money to cover legal expenses for a lawsuit relating to his time as a church minister

Stealing fuckers

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (ex2Cx)

236 230
They just remade the movie The Father of the Bride, with a Cuban family, starring Andy Garcia and Gloria Estefan.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (/ZBST


What, no J-Lo??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (9qSw/)

237 I'll settle for boobs.

Posted by: Ciampino - empty-handed is not the way to go at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt)
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You want boobs.
You'll settle for bewbs
You'll get moobs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (llXky)

238 Wrath of Khan is one of two (2) sequels in the history of cinema that should have been made. The other is Aliens.

There is only one Star Wars, Highlander, Nightmare on Elm Street, Die Hard, Terminator, Matrix, Halloween, etc., etc., etc.

Only. One.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (wJccJ)

239
What, no J-Lo??
Posted by: AlaBAMA

She's a rican.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (/ZBST)

240 Eh, PP will just get by on all the other services they provide. They have said many times abortion isn't that big of a money driver for them, and now they get to prove it.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (a0KPx)

Beatoff they will die manana!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ex2Cx)

241 Conversion vans had lots of captain's chairs, TVs, video games, and built in tables and coolers, and a full size bed when the back bench seat was lowered..

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:31 PM (VhE0u)
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Pretty large windows on the driver side too. I recall riding in one that had little screened sections so you could ventilate it without bugs getting in when you used the bed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (llXky)

242 I'm guessing "roger" was used for the letter "R" for "received."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (/ZBST)
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No. It means to have carnal relations with. The first RAF pilots were told to keep it clean over the radio. They responded by using a current common slang for sex to acknowledge a transmission.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2022 08:33 PM (OaZlZ)

243 Joleen Blaylock is too tied to 7 of 9 of Vulcan

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 08:33 PM (76TD/)

244
Ever hear people say "Count deBasie?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:33 PM (/ZBST)

245 What's Andy Garcia?

He's played Italians, Mexicans and Spaniards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:33 PM (9qSw/)

246 Wilma = will make sure


Wilma also is expected to have dinner on the table when Fred walks through the door. As it should be.

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:33 PM (u+Y3T)

247 Guidestones
Meet the Guidestones
They'll stand tall throughout all history

Posted by: Hanna Barbera's new animated show suddenly needs an updated theme song at July 06, 2022 08:34 PM (DgRPk)

248 238 Wrath of Khan is one of two (2) sequels in the history of cinema that should have been made. The other is Aliens.

There is only one Star Wars, Highlander, Nightmare on Elm Street, Die Hard, Terminator, Matrix, Halloween, etc., etc., etc.

Only. One.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (wJccJ)

Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 08:34 PM (a0KPx)

249 234 Harry Reid willed his 77 Dodge panel van to Adam Schiff. Saw him parked by a playground in Landover MD. Called the cops, don't know what happened as I drove off when they showed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2022 08:34 PM (lz5hY)

250 Listening to Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp. Great song.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:34 PM (/NCI4)

251 If every Acelette would call for a titties xray tomorrow PP would be dead.

If PDT would call for that it would kill the system it about 5 mins.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:34 PM (ex2Cx)

252 There is only one Star Wars, Highlander, Nightmare on Elm Street, Die Hard, Terminator, Matrix, Halloween, etc., etc., etc.

Only. One.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (wJccJ)
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I'm going to say that the Top Gun sequel works really well with the original. Actually completes the story arc.

I was very surprised at how good it was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:34 PM (llXky)

253 230
They just remade the movie The Father of the Bride, with a Cuban family, starring Andy Garcia and Gloria Estefan.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (/ZBST)

Now do Terminator!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:35 PM (ex2Cx)

254 Empire Strikes Back. But, agreed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 08:36 PM (89T5c)

255 Brie Larson. She beats the no-win scenario through Grrl Power!

Sadly, she keeps sliding out of the Captain's Chair due to her complete lack of an ass.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ZEHVO)

256 There is only one Star Wars, Highlander, Nightmare on Elm Street, Die Hard, Terminator, Matrix, Halloween, etc., etc., etc.


Die Hard 3 (not 2) is worthy. And Rocky II had to be made.

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:36 PM (u+Y3T)

257 I looked up a prayer for the intercession of St. Titus Brandsma, the Dutch Carmelite who spoke against the Nazis. Fr. Titus was canonized in 2022 : I think he's a good one to ask for intercession for the farmers of the Netherlands

https://tinyurl.com/4cdfbfnc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2022 08:37 PM (FZ2cV)

258 Is there any semantic difference between “boob” and “bewb?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:37 PM (rzOL9)

259 Fast and Furious 12 had to be made!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:38 PM (9qSw/)

260 Empire Strikes Back. But, agreed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 08:36 PM (89T5c)
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Return of the Jedi gets a lot of hate, but I think it's the best in the series. Why?

Because it didn't screw it up. Not really. Look at the Matrix - each movie got worse. Same with prequels, Game of the Thrones, etc.

Jedi actually *worked.* People still loved Star Wars and it added some great moments.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:38 PM (llXky)

261 Pretty large windows on the driver side too. I recall riding in one that had little screened sections so you could ventilate it without bugs getting in when you used the bed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (llXky)
~~~~~

Yep. All the windows (except the front driver & passenger ones) had screens and little blinds. Individual reading lights, headphone jacks, and "mood lighting" lol.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 08:38 PM (VhE0u)

262
Well, they just made a new fake "Predator" movie in which the alien hunts injuns. And a little injun girl is the "hero" in the movie.

The men in her tribe don't allow her to hunt, but she does anyway..."just to see if I can." So, yeah, that means she's already a great hunter and ready for the Predator.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:38 PM (/ZBST)

263 "Is there any semantic difference between “boob” and “bewb?”

What do the Jews have to do with it?

Posted by: The Buildbackbetterbergs at July 06, 2022 08:39 PM (sn5EN)

264 Had a coworker who had a Dodge conversion van. Converted as a camper. Still looked like a rape van. In fact that's how he described it. Not seriously, but most of us immediately had a visual.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 08:39 PM (BFigT)

265 Brook Avenue Press, a company she founded in 2012 to publish children’s books in The Bronx, owes the state $1,870.36 in corporate taxes, public records show.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 08:39 PM (ex2Cx)

266 I looked up a prayer for the intercession of St. Titus Brandsma, the Dutch Carmelite who spoke against the Nazis. Fr. Titus was canonized in 2022 : I think he's a good one to ask for intercession for the farmers of the Netherlands

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2022 08:37 PM (FZ2cV)
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You're out-Catholic-ing the Catholics. Not a lot of Protestants spend time studying the saints.

Planning a swim in the Tiber?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (llXky)

267 Well, they just made a new fake "Predator" movie in which the alien hunts injuns. And a little injun girl is the "hero" in the movie.

The men in her tribe don't allow her to hunt, but she does anyway..."just to see if I can." So, yeah, that means she's already a great hunter and ready for the Predator.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:38 PM (/ZBST


There's a room full of imbeciles somewhere coming up with this shit, isn't there?

'insert woman here' is there motto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (9qSw/)

268 RotJ wasn't bad. The Ewoks, well......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (89T5c)

269 203 Who would play Sa'avik, though?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

Ezra Miller.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (DTX3h)

270 They just remade the movie The Father of the Bride, with a Cuban family, starring Andy Garcia and Gloria Estefan.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:30 PM (/ZBST)
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It's a wandering mess.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (OaZlZ)

271 Listening to Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp. Great song.
Posted by: Archimedes

Some years ago, I heard someone (Evan Sayet?) say basically that that song is everything wrong with America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (FVME7)

272 210 The entire world is laughing at us. And they should be.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7fhrfz
Posted by: JackStraw
=============

Knew a couple of guys, identical twins.
When they were 17 couldn't tell them apart.
When they were 40 couldn't tell they were brothers.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (lHj+z)

273 So, yeah, that means she's already a great hunter and ready for the Predator.


Squawgrrrrrllllll powerrrrrr!!!

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)

274 Some years ago, I heard someone (Evan Sayet?) say basically that that song is everything wrong with America.

I remember reading the column, but don't remember who wrote it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:42 PM (/NCI4)

275 RotJ wasn't bad. The Ewoks, well......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (89T5c)
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They were fun and the speeder bike chases were great.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:42 PM (llXky)

276 I almost think, story-wise, Top Gun Maverick was better... clear job to complete, stakes are high, call backs and fun.

Posted by: sassy at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (xSICi)

277 Leia in a bikini? I'll take it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (9qSw/)

278 And here's some info on St. Titus Brandsma. His frat day isJuly 27th;

https://tinyurl.com/2p9fnmy6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (FZ2cV)

279 Some years ago, I heard someone (Evan Sayet?) say basically that that song is everything wrong with America.

I remember reading the column, but don't remember who wrote it.

In any case, I don't care about the thrust of the lyrics. If I did, every song from the 70s would be off limits.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (/NCI4)

280 Evil Dead 2 is also the more enjoyable film.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (a0KPx)

281 @KamVTV
· 53m
Oh my gosh, he did. Biden put his medal on backward. He's declining before our eyes.

twitter.com/AHMalcolm/status/1544844063559614464

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (IEa8U)

282 "Fines are piling up for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) over her failure to resolve a New York state tax warrant filed against her defunct business five years ago.

New York state filed a tax warrant against Brook Avenue Press, a children-focused publishing house Ocasio-Cortez founded in 2012, on July 6, 2017, to collect $1,618 in unpaid corporate taxes. Ocasio-Cortez has yet to pay a penny of her overdue corporate taxes, causing the current balance of the tax warrant to swell by 52% to $2,461 as of Wednesday afternoon."

Posted by: Miklos, having an even Happier Hour at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (thbCK)

283 Some years ago, I heard someone (Evan Sayet?) say basically that that song is everything wrong with America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Yes, in one of his speeches at Heritage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2022 08:45 PM (IEa8U)

284 Some years ago, I heard someone (Evan Sayet?) say basically that that song is everything wrong with America.

I remember reading the column, but don't remember who wrote it.

In any case, I don't care about the thrust of the lyrics. If I did, every song from the 70s would be off limits.

For example, I refuse to indulge in Muskrat Love.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:45 PM (/NCI4)

285
Planning a swim in the Tiber?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (llXky)

_________

Some schismatic sects (e.g. Episcopalians) also venerate saints. Except Fen is out of a job if she bows to the Whore of Rome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 08:46 PM (/U27+)

286 Have you ever heard of NAIS? They help accredit and push standards on over 1,900 private schools. In 2019 they had a conference where they had a panel called "no more white boys behaving badly" and "no more white tears". They're pushing exclusively far left CRT + gender theory.

Here's some of what they’re pushing on private schools: Teach lower school kids about pronouns, stop separating PE by gender (denying biological reality by treating us all the same), gender "flexible" dress code and no longer using terms like "boys and girls" or "you guys".

The long term effects of this cannot be overstated. Leftists aren't just destroying public schools anymore -- they're destroying private schools too. Parents: If you don't get loud now, you'll regret it later. Find out if your kid's school is part of NAIS and make a lot of noise.

https://bit.ly/3ORtMV1

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2022 08:46 PM (Do5/p)

287 "Biden put his medal on backward"

And that poor guy has to stand there like an idiot while everyone claps. Who is that anyway?

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 08:47 PM (sn5EN)

288 For example, I refuse to indulge in Muskrat Love.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:45 PM (/NCI4)

Had anyone even HEARD of Furrys before that song?

I think not!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

289 221
I'm guessing "roger" was used for the letter "R" for "received."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:28 PM (/ZBST)

"Romeo" was used for R. Have to look up "Roger"

Yep, evidently stemmed from Morris Code for "received" and adopted by the military, according to many accounts.

Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 08:47 PM (AmoqO)

290 Elevator woman kicking ass video is fake.

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 06, 2022 08:48 PM (LurKo)

291 Hmmm. Didn't know there was a Kim Cattrall nude shower scene in this movie.

Two thumbs up!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:48 PM (wJccJ)

292 @KamVTV
· 53m
Oh my gosh, he did. Biden put his medal on backward. He's declining before our eyes.

-
If Ralph Kramden were president . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (FVME7)

293 288 For example, I refuse to indulge in Muskrat Love.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 08:45 PM (/NCI4)

Had anyone even HEARD of Furrys before that song?

I think not!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

and *poof* he's gone!

Posted by: R. Descartes at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (CAJOC)

294 Leia in a bikini? I'll take it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In the German version, it's her pit hair that's braided.

Posted by: 99 Miklos Luftballoons at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (thbCK)

295 Alice Eve anyone ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (M+Lyo)

296 280 Evil Dead 2 is also the more enjoyable film.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (a0KPx)

If you ever get the chance??? Evil Dead, the Musical.

Any musical which spurts blood into the audience, and has a song entitled 'What the Fuck Just Happened'... is not one to miss.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

297 110
Do you say this word wrong?

Copacetic.

I've heard people say "copastetic."

It means "everything's cool." Five-by-five. A-Okay. Not fubar.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:06 PM (/ZBST)
----
So it's not a pickled cop?

Posted by: Ciampino - I've been using it wrong this whole time at July 06, 2022 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

298 294 Leia in a bikini? I'll take it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In the German version, it's her pit hair that's braided.
Posted by: 99 Miklos Luftballoons at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (thbCK)

Bush league

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:50 PM (9qSw/)

299 > Listening to Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp. Great song.
__________

- Rudy
- Cannonball

Got tickets driving to both

* spoiler... I got a lot of tickets back in the day

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 08:50 PM (BFigT)

300 291 Wait, wut?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:50 PM (rzOL9)

301
Dark and lonely on a summer night / kill my landlord, kill my landlord / Watchdog barking... Do he bite? / kill my landlord, kill my landlord / Slip through the window, break his neck, then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason... What the heck! / kill my landlord, kill my landlord / C-I-L-L my landlord!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 08:51 PM (IXpV7)

302 In the German version, it's her pit hair that's braided.
Posted by: 99 Miklos Luftballoons at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (thbCK)

Bush league
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Burma Shave

Posted by: Miklos got better, he really did at July 06, 2022 08:52 PM (thbCK)

303 Any musical which spurts blood into the audience, and has a song entitled 'What the Fuck Just Happened'... is not one to miss.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

Ugh. I'll be happy to miss that all day long. Bet Mr. April would love it, though.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 08:52 PM (OX9vb)

304 Got tickets driving to both

* spoiler... I got a lot of tickets back in the day
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 08:50 PM (BFigT)

Yup.... don't drive any different today... but no longer live in a military town, and have Vet Plates.

Amazing how my ticket rate decreased....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:52 PM (oHd/0)

305 Leia in a bikini? I'll take it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (9qSw/)
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Carrie Fisher said that the rigid nature of the bikini meant that Boba Fett could - I believe these are her words - see all the way to Mexico.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (llXky)

306 302 In the German version, it's her pit hair that's braided.
Posted by: 99 Miklos Luftballoons at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (thbCK)

Bush league
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Burma Shave
Posted by: Miklos got better, he really did at July 06, 2022 08:52 PM (thbCK)

Brawndo, now with more electrolytes?

Sorry. My code book got wet when the otters went rogue.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (9qSw/)

307
And "tango" is for "target," yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (/ZBST)

308 Well, they just made a new fake "Predator" movie in which the alien hunts injuns. And a little injun girl is the "hero" in the movie.

The men in her tribe don't allow her to hunt, but she does anyway..."just to see if I can." So, yeah, that means she's already a great hunter and ready for the Predator.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales



Even worse, the rumor out of Hollywood is that the brave squaw ends up teaming up with the Predator, which is female, to fight off a band of white colonists who are threatening the Injuns.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (wJccJ)

309 Ace, you write the way Charles Bronson breaks necks.

Great job mister.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (rzll2)

310 C-I-L-L my landlord!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

To be fair, Eddie Murphy also did White Like Me

Posted by: Miklos would like to out-point at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (thbCK)

311 Twatter has suspended @Breaking911.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (DTX3h)

312 If you ever get the chance??? Evil Dead, the Musical.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06

I saw Carrie the Musical a few years back. It was surprisingly good.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

313 Carrie Fisher said that the rigid nature of the bikini meant that Boba Fett could - I believe these are her words - see all the way to Mexico.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (llXky


Surprised his thruster didn't go off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (9qSw/)

314 303 Any musical which spurts blood into the audience, and has a song entitled 'What the Fuck Just Happened'... is not one to miss.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

Ugh. I'll be happy to miss that all day long. Bet Mr. April would love it, though.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 08:52 PM (OX9vb)

Basically the Story of Evil Dead 1 and 2, set to music.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)

315 What the heck! / kill my landlord, kill my landlord / C-I-L-L my landlord!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 08:51 PM (IXpV7)

Tyrone!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

316 177 I thought Worf's squeeze (that got killed) was pretty hot, in the "I'll beat you senseless if you don't please me" sort of a way....
Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:20 PM

The thought of "hot Klingons" reminds me of a scene from, of all things, the "World of Warcraft" movie, where a scrawny human is checking out an orc female, and she (without knowing human culture) starts talking about how he wants to do her, but he'd get hurt in the process. That movie was...weird...but the scene is kinda funny.
https://youtu.be/03xDxu4ypIE?t=42

Posted by: Some Guy at July 06, 2022 08:55 PM (NCgXW)

317 My code book got wet when the otters went rogue.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

U traned us

Posted by: the Otters at July 06, 2022 08:55 PM (thbCK)

318 Even worse, the rumor out of Hollywood is that the brave squaw ends up teaming up with the Predator, which is female, to fight off a band of white colonists who are threatening the Injuns.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (wJccJ)
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And then they ate them, because Indians use the whole animal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:55 PM (llXky)

319 Congratulations on posting a long link and blowing the margins, Weft. Dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 06, 2022 08:55 PM (u73oe)

320 And "tango" is for "target," yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (/ZBST)

At one time... yes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:55 PM (oHd/0)

321 311 Twatter has suspended @Breaking911.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (DTX3h)


The State hates competition, Comrade!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:55 PM (9qSw/)

322 Surprised his thruster didn't go off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (9qSw/)
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I'm sure he was grinning under that helmet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:56 PM (llXky)

323 Jimmy Rushing was one of the best blues singers ever, Count Basie's #1 vocalist for 13 years. He was known as "Mr. 5 x 5" because he was said to be five feet tall and five feet wide. Oddly, his Wikipedia article doesn't say how tall he really was, but if you do an image search on his name, you'll see he wasn't much over five feet tall, and not much under five feet wide. He was almost certainly more than five feet in circumference. Very much worth listening to, too.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 06, 2022 08:56 PM (AMezC)

324 Top Gun: Maverick.

That's #3.

No more sequels!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:57 PM (wJccJ)

325 Carrie Fisher said that the rigid nature of the bikini meant that Boba Fett could - I believe these are her words - see all the way to Mexico.

Apparently, the entire cast and crew went to Mexico.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 08:57 PM (89T5c)

326 281 @KamVTV
· 53m
Oh my gosh, he did. Biden put his medal on backward. He's declining before our eyes.

twitter.com/AHMalcolm/status/1544844063559614464
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (IEa8U)
A disgrace.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2022 08:57 PM (0OP+5)

327 309 Ace, you write the way Charles Bronson breaks necks.

Great job mister.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (rzll2)
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Yeah but shelves .....

Posted by: Ciampino - IKEA shelving to go at July 06, 2022 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

328 And "tango" is for "target," yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (/ZBST)

and Winchester meant out of ammo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 08:58 PM (oHd/0)

329 Georgia stones being blown up security footage. Plus there might be some editing going on.
https://rumble.com/v1bckct-who-did-this.html

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 08:59 PM (DB16e)

330 So what was the movie with the Kim Catrall shower scene?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:59 PM (rzOL9)

331 My iron sights on my latest project were supposed to be removable with the tiniest allen wrench. Instantly stripped the head, I didn't even push hard. I got my dremel and etched a groove for my flathead screwdriver.

I wasn't very handy for most of my life, so these little victories mean a lot.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (ybIRR)

332 Bingo means out of fuel.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (wJccJ)

333 So Hordesource... The Terminal list... new series out on A Prime... worth the time to watch it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

334 Thanks a bunch Tucker.

Ughh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (APfPf)

335 So what was the movie with the Kim Catrall shower scene?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 08:59 PM (rzOL9)
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Didn't she spend much of Sex in the City nekkid?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (llXky)

336 and Winchester meant out of ammo...
Posted by: Romeo13

Winchester Cathedral, you're bringing me down...

Posted by: New Vaudeville Miklos band at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (thbCK)

337 333 So Hordesource... The Terminal list... new series out on A Prime... worth the time to watch it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

Yes. It's pretty good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:01 PM (9qSw/)

338 The Road Warrior drives through your sequel blockade.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 09:01 PM (a0KPx)

339 326 281 @KamVTV
· 53m
Oh my gosh, he did. Biden put his medal on backward. He's declining before our eyes.

twitter.com/AHMalcolm/status/1544844063559614464
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2022 08:43 PM (IEa8U)
A disgrace.
Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2022 08:57 PM (0OP+5)

-------------------------

Not to rain on the parade, but someone posted another pic a bit further down that thread. Looks like the dude just had a really thick neck, which made it look like it was backwards. Probably should have sized it better.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 09:01 PM (CAJOC)

340 Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 08:59 PM (DB16e)

So, they have security footage, but not saying who did it?

Interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0)

341 So what was the movie with the Kim Catrall shower scene?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



"Split Second" from 1992. Also with Rutger Hauer.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (wJccJ)

342 182 Barthelona, Thpain

----
Why the lisp?
Posted by: Dr:Big breaths; Teen:Yeth and I'm only thixteen at July 06, 2022 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

Castilian vs Andalusian dialect...

Castilian's have the lisp.

Posted by: Pedro's South of the Border at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

343 Fearless prediction: the FBI and DoJ will figure out who blew up a bunch of rocks long before a single pregnancy clinic bombing is solved.

Priorities.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (llXky)

344 Georgia stones being blown up security footage. Plus there might be some editing going on.
https://rumble.com/v1bckct-who-did-this.html
Posted by: Fool Otto

J'approve

Posted by: Mikleuse Zola at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (thbCK)

345 I just got my new lease agreement with a nice 15% increase. At an apartment complex so poorly managed it practically beggars belief. I've watched the place go from "pretty nice" to "slum" in the space of four years. It's not possible to care any less than these people do. I'm planning to move out of this horrible city soon, G-d willing... Because if not, I'm liable to go Raskolnikov on a few of these bastards.

Hence the recitation of "Images" by Tyrone Greene.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 09:03 PM (IXpV7)

346 332 Bingo means out of fuel.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM (wJccJ)

and its his Name... O....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

347 The Road Warrior drives through your sequel blockade.

Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2022 09:01 PM (a0KPx)
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I'd argue that it isn't really a sequel because Mad Max was more of a societal decay film, ala Death Wish and Dirty Harry.

Road Warrior took it to a very new and different place.

And of course Thunderdome is awesome. Who rule Bartertown?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (llXky)

348 Castilian's have the lisp.
Posted by: Pedro's South of the Border

Have at you!

Posted by: Zorro, the Gay Blade at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (thbCK)

349 115
How about "logger heads?"

Lager heads?

Longer heads?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (/ZBST)
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Lager heads are the foamy stuff on top of a poorly poured beer, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - loggerheads must be lumberjack stuff at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (qfLjt)

350 Cattrall played lassie in Porky's.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (9qSw/)

351 343 Fearless prediction: the FBI and DoJ will figure out who blew up a bunch of rocks long before a single pregnancy clinic bombing is solved.

Priorities.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (llXky)

Why would the FBI or DOJ be involved unless they have evidence the perps came from out of State?

Its not a National Monument.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)

352 Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM

yes!

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (DB16e)

353 Why would the FBI or DOJ be involved unless they have evidence the perps came from out of State?

Its not a National Monument.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)
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What federal statute did Project Veritas violate by possessing the Biden kid's diary? It wasn't even stolen.

But there the FBI was, doing the raiding thing.

I will say that if it's anti-American iconoclasts (Antifa), the case will be abandoned post-haste.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:06 PM (llXky)

354 352 Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:00 PM

yes!
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (DB16e)

LOL, had to go look up which smart ass comment you were saying YES to.... oh... THAT question.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)

355 Winchester and Shotgun... out of all ammo or out of relevant ammo.

Bingo and Joker... out of planned fuel or out of fuel with reserve (get me the fuck outta' here)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)

356 So Hordesource... The Terminal list... new series out on A Prime... worth the time to watch it?

Posted by: Romeo13


I hated it at first because Chris Pratt is a shitty actor and not at all like the character in Jack Carr's excellent book. They also changed up a few characters and fucked around with the plot a little bit.

But, by the end of the series, I really thought the changes they made in the characters and plot worked, and thought as a whole it was excellent. So, highly recommended.

Terminal List is just the first book in a series of 5 that Carr has written with this character (James Reese). They are all very good and the story is really developing well throughout the series.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:07 PM (wJccJ)

357 Winchester and Shotgun... out of all ammo or out of relevant ammo.

Bingo and Joker... out of planned fuel or out of fuel with reserve (get me the fuck outta' here)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)
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The things you can learn on this Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:08 PM (llXky)

358 Cattrall played lassie in Porky's.

Posted by: AlaBAMA




One of the funniest scenes ever.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:08 PM (wJccJ)

359 If Tucker read this site, he'd talk about the problems loading the site on Apple devices. I think it's been mentioned every thread. It's a script problem. Turn off javascript in your browser and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 06, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

360 Hey Ace and cobs and everyone else,
I've been having issues with loading AoS on the iPad. I sent an email with a workaround to the site address, so it can be distributed far and wide. Short version: use Brave browser, tap on the Brave icon top right of the screen, turn on "Block Scripts." Problems go away.

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at July 06, 2022 09:09 PM (hae5C)

361 And my hash has changed. Yes, it is I, not a troll.

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at July 06, 2022 09:10 PM (hae5C)

362 One of the G4 girls had a serious wardrobe malfunction dressing as slave Leia at a comicon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2022 09:10 PM (ybIRR)

363 351 343 Fearless prediction: the FBI and DoJ will figure out who blew up a bunch of rocks long before a single pregnancy clinic bombing is solved.

Priorities.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:02 PM (llXky)

Why would the FBI or DOJ be involved unless they have evidence the perps came from out of State?

Its not a National Monument.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)
Gotta be blamed on President Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2022 09:10 PM (0OP+5)

364 Caption? In German it would be something like

Schildwelpe

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 09:11 PM (xhaym)

365 Incredible picture of Joe Biden being scolded by Jill.

https://bit.ly/3ao0WMX

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 09:11 PM (i0wNm)

366 Georgia stones being blown up security footage. Plus there might be some editing going on.
https://rumble.com/v1bckct-who-did-this.html
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 08:59 PM (DB16e)
~~~~~

That's great!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 06, 2022 09:11 PM (VhE0u)

367 358 Cattrall played lassie in Porky's.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

One of the funniest scenes ever.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:08 PM (wJccJ)

Great movie, but the 'have you seen this penis' scene still is the best IMO.

Can we call it a Tallywhacker...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

368 Laager Heads:

That German chick who'd blow you out back of the M-60s warming up for maneuvers on a cold winter day.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:11 PM (wJccJ)

369 Looks like Alex Berenson had his Twitter account restored. It was removed by mistake. Oopsie.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 06, 2022 09:11 PM (5HBd1)

370
Only. One.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 08:32 PM (wJccJ)

Is Disaster Artist considered the sequel to The Room?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)

371 Great movie, but the 'have you seen this penis' scene still is the best IMO.

Can we call it a Tallywhacker...

Posted by: Romeo13




Yeah, all the guys cracking up in the principal's office with the smirking picture of Ike up on the wall. So funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:13 PM (wJccJ)

372 They used a stunt penis for the tallywhacker scene.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:13 PM (9qSw/)

373 I'd argue that it isn't really a sequel because Mad Max was more of a societal decay film, ala Death Wish and Dirty Harry.

Road Warrior took it to a very new and different place.

And of course Thunderdome is awesome. Who rule Bartertown?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 09:04 PM (llXky)

I agree with you - Road Warrior and Thunderdome simply kept Mel Gibson since his character was already established, but they had very little to do with Mad Max.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 09:14 PM (r46W7)

374 Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:07 PM

I knew nothing about the books before watching it. I really enjoyed the story.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 09:15 PM (DB16e)

375 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.

They don't even make real cars any more. Last were made in 2011, Crown Vics, Grand Marquis, and Town Car. If you make a wagon out of a modern FWD unibody with a 4 cyl, you get a CUV.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 09:17 PM (3/XaG)

376 They don't even make real cars any more. Last were made in 2011, Crown Vics, Grand Marquis, and Town Car. If you make a wagon out of a modern FWD unibody with a 4 cyl, you get a CUV.
Posted by: azj


in farirness, this is sort of the golden age of cars as performance goes

Posted by: cwonfederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:20 PM (C6EnM)

377 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwnOU3UHBLM

Porky's scene we were talking about...

Amazing that SHE could keep a straight face.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:20 PM (oHd/0)

378 Just to clarify, that's not a RV in that list tweet. Plain old minivan. (Could eyesight be the reason for shelf problems?)

Posted by: GWB at July 06, 2022 09:21 PM (JdSZq)

379 Sorry, YD. Hope you can find something better soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 06, 2022 09:21 PM (5HBd1)

380 375 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.

They don't even make real cars any more. Last were made in 2011, Crown Vics, Grand Marquis, and Town Car. If you make a wagon out of a modern FWD unibody with a 4 cyl, you get a CUV.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 09:17 PM (3/XaG)

They could, if the Gov would get rid of CAFE standards. Its the US Government that killed the sedan, AND station wagon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:21 PM (oHd/0)

381 Musical interlude.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wt6r8

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)

382 in farirness, this is sort of the golden age of cars as performance goes
Posted by: cwonfederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:20 PM (C6EnM)

Yeah, getting much closer to motorcycles as they basically remove all the weight of a crash cage, etc. You know, turning cars into motorcycles.

Posted by: GWB at July 06, 2022 09:22 PM (JdSZq)

383 Apparently the Georgia Guidestone thinggy has been torn down... for "safety."

At least that's what's being reported.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4wmrfn

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:22 PM (BFigT)

384 375 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.

They don't even make real cars any more. Last were made in 2011, Crown Vics, Grand Marquis, and Town Car. If you make a wagon out of a modern FWD unibody with a 4 cyl, you get a CUV.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 09:17 PM (3/XaG)
Last Crown Vic I had was 2003, when I was in sales for a while. Most comfortable ride and damn good mileage too, goodlooking refrigerator white. When speeders saw me top the hill coming towards them they'd slam on the brakes. I'd always grin and wave at them.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

385 Just got back from Maine. They have a license plate with " Love Respect Adopt" written across it encouraging people to adopt pets. I wonder if a moron could get that plate with "prolife" on it.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 06, 2022 09:24 PM (b+v9B)

386 The most popular name for babies in Great Britain?



Muhammad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:26 PM (9qSw/)

387 Yeah, getting much closer to motorcycles as they basically remove all the weight of a crash cage, etc. You know, turning cars into motorcycles.
Posted by: GWB


bigger better engines

Posted by: cwonfederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:26 PM (C6EnM)

388 So, Billy Jo, Bobby Jo, or Betty Jo?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 09:27 PM (rzOL9)

389 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:28 PM (C6EnM)

390 in farirness, this is sort of the golden age of cars as performance goes
Posted by: cwonfederatefifth
-------------------

If you can get in the little buggers.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:28 PM (lHj+z)

391 If you can get in the little buggers.

Posted by: B


we have a family car that does 0 to 60 in five secs

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:29 PM (C6EnM)

392 I can guarantee a woman was not responsible for this:


https://youtu.be/ViNcBQ8cDA0?t=31

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (0fVbu)

393 The golden age of cars was the late 60s though the mid 70s. Changed everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

394 That new Hunter video. What a shit. I'd be ashamed to show myself in public. That boy is fucked up.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (sn5EN)

395 The golden age of cars was the late 60s though the mid 70s. Changed everything.
Posted by: J


design, not performance

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (C6EnM)

396 383 Apparently the Georgia Guidestone thinggy has been torn down... for "safety."

At least that's what's being reported.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4wmrfn
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:22 PM (BFigT)

HOORAY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (r46W7)

397 Bring back the Chevy (rhymes with) 'laser'

the real one, not that re-badged mommy van that's out there now

Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (geLO8)

398 380 375 If they'd bring back the old school station wagon, I'd buy one.

They don't even make real cars any more. Last were made in 2011, Crown Vics, Grand Marquis, and Town Car. If you make a wagon out of a modern FWD unibody with a 4 cyl, you get a CUV.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 09:17 PM (3/XaG)

They could, if the Gov would get rid of CAFE standards. Its the US Government that killed the sedan, AND station wagon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 09:21 PM (oHd/0)


Say, are there Federal- or California-mandated fuel efficiency standards for any aircraft, but especially business jets? How about for cruise ships? Yachts? Modified (armored) SUV's and limousines?

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 09:30 PM (AMIL/)

399 How about "logger heads?"

Lager heads?

Longer heads?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2022 08:07 PM (/ZBST)

a loggerhead was a chunk of iron on a stick that was heated up to melt buckets of tar on a ship. Fools would use them to fight and generally got badly injured since the were a heavy club on a long stick

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)

400 The most popular name for babies in Great Britain?
Muhammad.

By demand, "boaty mc boatface" has been renamed Muhammad

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 06, 2022 09:31 PM (jRQbu)

401 From the article on the removal of the remaining pieces of the Georgia Guidestones.


“If you didn’t like it, you didn’t have to come see it and read it,” Kubas said. “But unfortunately, somebody decided they didn’t want anyone to read it.”


Now do the Ministry of Disinformation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 09:32 PM (LVPjk)

402 I had a 92 B laser
jumped it once, at the beach no less
drove it thru water up to the headlights down by Great Sand Dunes
great truck

Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 09:33 PM (geLO8)

403 “If you didn’t like it, you didn’t have to come see it and read it,” Kubas said. “But unfortunately, somebody decided they didn’t want anyone to read it.”


Now do the Ministry of Disinformation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 09:32 PM (LVPjk


The same, of course, doesn't apply to confederate memorials.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/)

404 New video - Naked Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking drugs, drinking hard seltzer, and fondling himself while floating inside a sensory deprivation tank - one month after convincing dad Joe to wire him $20k for his detox program

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 09:34 PM (sn5EN)

405 I would love an estate car, but you can't get them. Total bullshit.

Can I brag just a little bit? So, it's hard enough for me to transcribe a sentence in English, being deaf and all...but I can also do it in German, Welsh, and now Italian (simple sentences only; I just started learning) with better than 80% accuracy. (In Duolingo, anyway. And I'll admit knowing the context of the sentence does help a lot. But still. This is something that is WAY harder for me than it is for hearing people, and I am still quite accurate.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 06, 2022 09:35 PM (8548M)

406 The most popular name for babies in Great Britain?



Muhammad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Girls or boys?

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, innocently inquiring at July 06, 2022 09:35 PM (thbCK)

407 >>New video - Naked Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking drugs, drinking hard seltzer, and fondling himself while floating inside a sensory deprivation tank - one month after convincing dad Joe to wire him $20k for his detox program

$75K.

But why quibble about pennies.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

408 My barrel is attached and the nut is torqued to 50 ft lbs.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 09:36 PM (i0wNm)

409 I never heard of these guidestone things before, but it sounds like GOOD FUCKIN RIDDANCE to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 06, 2022 09:36 PM (8548M)

410 >>New video - Naked Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking drugs, drinking hard seltzer, and fondling himself while floating inside a sensory deprivation tank - one month after convincing dad Joe to wire him $20k for his detox program

$75K.

HARD SELTZER?


Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 09:37 PM (eoQWY)

411 hello

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (YglAn)

412 Pickup trucks are too big now days. My old 97 Dakota is just the right size. Gimme something 'mid-size' with a full size bed and 300 horse, not one of these modern behemoths that are too big to maneuver through a parking lot, let alone the woods.

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (oTZbj)

413 Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 09:34 PM (sn5EN)

.....

Not sure why, but I originally read your comment as new video game.

I was thinking like a GTA game.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (LVPjk)

414 >>HARD SELTZER?

He's a degenerate crackhead. What do you expect?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)

415 hello
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (YglAn)

Them's fightin' words.

Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:39 PM (DgRPk)

416 This is something that is WAY harder for me than it is for hearing people, and I am still quite accurate.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 06, 2022 09:35 PM (8548M)

***golf clap***

Posted by: Pedro's South of the Border at July 06, 2022 09:39 PM (BgMrQ)

417 The same, of course, doesn't apply to confederate memorials.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



Or statues of Lincoln and Washington.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:39 PM (wJccJ)

418
Can I brag just a little bit? So, it's hard enough for me to transcribe a sentence in English, being deaf and all...but I can also do it in German, Welsh, and now Italian (simple sentences only; I just started learning) with better than 80% accuracy. (In Duolingo, anyway. And I'll admit knowing the context of the sentence does help a lot. But still. This is something that is WAY harder for me than it is for hearing people, and I am still quite accurate.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 06, 2022 09:35 PM (8548M

Brag away! That's incredible! I only speak redneck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:39 PM (9qSw/)

419 Just one month earlier Hunter had texted his dad Joe complaining that he didn't have enough money for the treatment program on top of bills and alimony. Joe later agreed to wire his son $75,000 to cover the costs as well as an additional $20,000 for a treatment program in New York City.

These people live in another universe from us. We are like dust to them.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 09:40 PM (sn5EN)

420 Manny Charlton passed away at 80. Nazareth guitarist. I always liked that band, but I only have a couple of their albums.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)

421 In one of Spider Robinson's books he tells the story of a friend of his who was at a party in DC. He spotted this super hot girl sitting alone in a chair. He walked up behind her, unzipped and laid his member on her shoulder, and asked "What do you think that is?" She glanced at it and said "Well, it looks like a penis, but its too small to be one."

I started laughing when I read that story because I had heard it before. The girl worked for me. And yes, she was smoking hot. When she got back from DC to Richmond, she called us all together, and told us the story. As I remember we all laughed, and gave her high fives.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 09:40 PM (ZEHVO)

422 264 Had a coworker who had a Dodge conversion van. Converted as a camper. Still looked like a rape van. In fact that's how he described it. Not seriously, but most of us immediately had a visual.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 08:39 PM (BFigT)
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In Africa a schoolmate had one as a camper and he called it his mobile fornicatorium (we did Latin).

Posted by: Ciampino - a chick pickup at July 06, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

423 > HARD SELTZER
____________

New segment on CNN?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:41 PM (BFigT)

424 Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:39 PM (DgRPk)

Bring it, don't sing it!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 06, 2022 09:41 PM (YglAn)

425 423 > HARD SELTZER
____________

New segment on CNN?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:41 PM (BFigT)


Eewwwww.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:41 PM (9qSw/)

426 Oddly enough, Manny was born in Thpain. So I am kind of on topic. Woo hoo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)

427 /Off I-95 Tourist trap sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)

428 Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?

— Henry Higgins

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2022 09:42 PM (rzOL9)

429 HARD SELTZER?

He's a degenerate crackhead. What do you expect?
Posted by: JackStraw

For that kinda cash, Dom Hard Seltzer Perignon

Posted by: Miklos has Standards (just the two) at July 06, 2022 09:42 PM (thbCK)

430 I haven't been able to get on aos all day except now. It locked up my whole internet when I tried.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 09:42 PM (UCEkw)

431 ho had a Dodge conversion van. Converted as a camper. Still looked like a rape van. In fact that's how he described it. Not seriously, but most of us immediately had a visual.

Posted by: M


that is funny, was saying to the wyf yesterday that I would think it might be a good thing to have a boring white ford van outfitted as a bug out transprt. it would be super comfy inside, ted bundy outside.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:43 PM (bFs78)

432 Yes, big issue with this page with Safari on my mac and my iPad.

Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at July 06, 2022 09:43 PM (r97Lt)

433 >>HARD SELTZER?

He's a degenerate crackhead. What do you expect?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)


White Claw? Because I would assume White Claw.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 09:43 PM (0fVbu)

434 $20k gets you what, like two days in a NYC "Treatment Program"?

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 09:44 PM (sn5EN)

435 430 I haven't been able to get on aos all day except now. It locked up my whole internet when I tried.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 09:42 PM (UCEkw)


Sorry about that. Software update.

Should be back to normal tomorrow.

Posted by: Bob From the NSA at July 06, 2022 09:44 PM (LVPjk)

436 ho had a Dodge conversion van. Converted as a camper. Still looked like a rape van. In fact that's how he described it. Not seriously, but most of us immediately had a visual.

Posted by: M


is there somebody that would not do that?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:44 PM (bFs78)

437 417 The same, of course, doesn't apply to confederate memorials.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Or statues of Lincoln and Washington.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 09:39 PM (wJccJ)

Hey, they're all more than 20 miles away from me so... *shrugs*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at July 06, 2022 09:45 PM (DTX3h)

438 r Hunter had texted his dad Joe complaining that he didn't have enough money for the treatment program on top of bills and alimony. Joe later agreed to wire his son $75,000 to cover the costs as well as an additional $20,000 for a treatment program in New York City.

These people live in another universe from us. We are like dust to them.
Posted by: f




is there somebody that would not do that

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 09:46 PM (bFs78)

439 In Africa a schoolmate had one as a camper and he called it his mobile fornicatorium (we did Latin).
Posted by: Ciampino


Ah, Double-Double Obama

It was, sadly, true

Posted by: B. Obama's numerous half bothers and sisters at July 06, 2022 09:46 PM (thbCK)

440 a loggerhead was a chunk of iron on a stick that was heated up to melt buckets of tar on a ship. Fools would use them to fight and generally got badly injured since the were a heavy club on a long stick
Posted by: Kindltot

But they were ready to slap hot iron to all the injuries.

Also the ONT is NOOD.

Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2022 09:46 PM (P1f+c)

441 Who gets fucked up in a sensory deprivation tank on crack and HARD SELTZER?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 06, 2022 09:46 PM (YglAn)

442 Hey.... wasn't CERN going to make a mini blackhole today?

Bet they had something to do with this Guidestone thing blowing up.

Smells... fishy. Or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:46 PM (BFigT)

443 273 So, yeah, that means she's already a great hunter and ready for the Predator.


Squawgrrrrrllllll powerrrrrr!!!

Posted by: Mookie at July 06, 2022 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
----
Get with the times, you are not allowed to use the word squaw. I'm not sure what the replacement word is. I will never accept anything with Native in it.

Posted by: Ciampino - first-nation wench? at July 06, 2022 09:47 PM (qfLjt)

444 One thing I'll say for Stelter is that he is apparently the only CNN employee who isn't a sex criminal. He'd probably like to be, but, ya know... He lacks functional gear. I'd be stunned - STUNNED - if those kids are his. Probably Zucker's. Maybe Tapper's.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 09:48 PM (IXpV7)

445 >>> Pickup trucks are too big now days. My old 97 Dakota is just the right size. Gimme something 'mid-size' with a full size bed and 300 horse, not one of these modern behemoths that are too big to maneuver through a parking lot, let alone the woods.
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2022 09:38 PM (oTZbj)

Ranger is the size of the old 150. Dakota started getting near ram size before they killed it. That jeep thing is like a small truck but I don't like it. I just want a small sporty truck but no one makes it.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 09:49 PM (0fVbu)

446 Why does this Gavin Newsom cunt keep coming to Montana? He's like the Meghan Markle of California hoochies.

Also, I want the product he uses in his fabulous hair.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 09:50 PM (0ocXn)

447 A lot of the full time van dwellers have those white vans. You can usually camp in one in the city and not be noticed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)

448 Why does this Gavin Newsom cunt keep coming to Montana?

Trying to recruit residents to live in the shithole of California maybe?

I know he ran an ad trying to talk Floridians into moving to California.


https://tinyurl.com/ysd59y9j

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (LVPjk)

449 313 Carrie Fisher said that the rigid nature of the bikini meant that Boba Fett could - I believe these are her words - see all the way to Mexico.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 08:53 PM (llXky


Surprised his thruster didn't go off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 08:54 PM (9qSw/)
----
But his blaster self-cocked.

Posted by: Ciampino - How to relieve a cocked blaster 1.Find phone booth at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

450 323 Jimmy Rushing was one of the best blues singers ever, Count Basie's #1 vocalist for 13 years. He was known as "Mr. 5 x 5" because he was said to be five feet tall and five feet wide. Oddly, his Wikipedia article doesn't say how tall he really was, but if you do an image search on his name, you'll see he wasn't much over five feet tall, and not much under five feet wide. He was almost certainly more than five feet in circumference. Very much worth listening to, too.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 06, 2022 08:56 PM (AMezC)
----
Harry Secombe: Hi Jimmy. I've got you surrounded, or maybe you got me surrounded?

Posted by: Ciampino - How to relieve a cocked blaster 1.Find phone booth at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

451 Tonight!!

It's Dutch Farmers vs CDN Truckers.

That is what "they" want .

It's not true none of it is.

I'm OT.

I feel a smite coming on.

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