aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/6/22)
Quote I
“I felt like I had 1,000 pounds lifted off my chest. It was a prayer that got answered for me.”Aiden Last Name Not Provided
Quote II "Hajj is once in a lifetime. They ruined everything."Sawsan Jabri
Quote III “I get that Eric Swalwell isn’t a fan of our constitutional rights and is desperate to distract from his repeated political failures, but the only straight line that needs to be drawn is from Eric Swalwell to Fang Fang to the Chinese Communist Party.”Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO)
A federal judge in New York on Tuesday denied ice-cream maker Ben & Jerry’s application for a temporary restraining order against its parent company, Unilever, which the Vermont-based manufacturer is suing in an effort to prevent the sale of its business in Israel to a local licensee. The judge also ruled that Unilever must prove by July 14 why a preliminary injunction should not be granted.
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Ben & Jerry’s filed a lawsuit against Unilever on Tuesday at a federal court in New York. The ice cream company claims Unilever’s move to sell Ben & Jerry’s to an Israeli licensee — which would allow the frozen desserts to continue being sold throughout Israel – is “inconsistent” with its company values and was a decision made without the approval of the brand’s independent board.
The State of New York believes that Orwell's 1984 is a guide to governance.
Democrat Governor Kathy Hochul signed the “Concealed Carry Improvement Act” into law on Friday, following a Supreme Court’s ruling that struck down a previous state mandate which had forced New Yorkers to show “proper cause” when applying for concealment carry licenses. The fresh legislation requires applicants to show “essential character, temperament and judgement necessary to be entrusted with a weapon and to use it only in a manner that does not endanger oneself and others.”
Biden releases U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserves ... to China Joe Biden is busy blaming gas station owners for the soaring prices of filling up at the pump. Why, those dirty birds! It's his latest scheme to deflect blame for the nasty price shocks he's brought on us, with gas going for about $5 a gallon nationwide, and $6-something in tax-happy, save-the-planet California. He's also blamed Putin, Big Oil producers, oil refineries, Republicans, and anyone but himself when it's obvious enough that the root of the problem is his crush-the-oil industry policies that he launched on day one in the name of "going green." Combine it with his monster rounds of federal money-printing which has brought on authentic inflation, and it's a double whammy of inflation and constrained supply. Oh, but rest assured, he says he's the good guy here:
Cut. Jib. Newsletter. Some assembly required. I like Macy Gray.
Macy Gray Sends Message to Trans Mob ‘Threatening’ Her: ‘F**k Off’
If a child of mine killed and injured a multitude, I would keep my damn yap shut.
THE parents of the suspected Highland Park shooter have spoken out after his mother squared off with cops when her son allegedly fled to her home after killing seven and injuring several others. After retaining a lawyer, Robert Crimo III's parents, Bob Crimo II and Denise Pesina, broke their silence in a statement late Tuesday.
I know the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. likes my ink. However, I'm guessing that she will not want to do this.
If a loved one has died and you want to remember them by their tattoo, you can call Save My Ink Forever, an Ohio-based firm that retrieves tattoos from the deceased and then preserves and frames them for eternal display. Examples below. (It reminds me of the incredible image above, depicting famed post-mortem tattoo collector Dr. Fukushi Masaichi (1878-1956) whose collection is now held by Tokyo University.) From Vice: "People who want this done, in essence, this is their funeral ceremony," Kyle Sherwood, the tattoo preservationist and COO of Save My Ink Forever, told Motherboard. "This means more to them than a church service."
Would you like to keep your neighborhood safer? Get some dogs there.
Cloned mice created from freeze dried skin cells in world first - Breakthrough could help conservationists revive dwindling populations of endangered species
When Jerry Jones purchased the Dallas Cowboys in 1989, his investment bankers told him he was making a big mistake. Luxury boxes at Texas Stadium were empty in many instances, so were seats. Jones was taking a big risk simply because the NFL of 1989 was a far cry from the NFL of 2022. The Jones anecdote is necessary as a way of reminding readers that nothing is forever in the marketplace. What’s popular can and often does lose its luster (remember the Blackberry, or before that the Nokia mobile?), while what’s down can often rise. At present the NFL’s dominance is unquestioned, but the latter was once true about baseball. And the NBA was once seen as less watchable than the largely unwatchable television produced by the Big Three networks in the 1970s and 80s.
What has affected the airlines since January 2021? Professional Karens have taken the reign regarding air travel. And I doubt if Reconnecting Communities will do a damn thing when I want to go to Texas this October.
FAIL: Biden Travel Secretary Buttigieg's Flight Among Hundreds Canceled on July 4 Weekend When tokenist administrations elevate mediocre mayors with no practical experience to cabinet-level positions like Travel Secretary, no one should be surprised when they fail. “People are excited to see family and loved ones this summer, and counting on airlines to get them there,” tweeted Secretary of Transportation “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg on Friday. He went on to assure Americans that “We’re engaging airlines daily to make sure they are ready, and FAA is doing its part.” Later that day, Buttigieg became one of the thousands of Americans to be delayed due to the cancellation of his flight.Fvcking idiot. More idiocy. San Diego Loses 22% Of Its Police Force Due To Vax Mandates
San Diego is witnessing the largest exodus of police officers from the city since 2009 and the majority of them are quitting because of the city's continued obsession with covid vaccine mandates. Perhaps the smartest move the people of Los Angeles County ever made was to elect Sheriff Alex Villanueva, who refused to enforce unconstitutional vax mandates. The decision probably saved them from losing a quarter or more of their law enforcement officers within the sheriff's department. Contrast this with the LAPD, which was not so lucky. Officers have quit in droves or were fired, with over 2200 employees refusing to comply. This has been a repeating situation across California, and San Diego is the latest region to suffer considerable losses of LEO's over vax mandates. More than 230 San Diego police officers have left city employment in the 2022 fiscal year alone (252 sworn deputies in 2021), totaling around 22% of all deputies in active service.
I bet you a dollar to a donut this Bull Shit will be coming to the USA in the very near future.
From tomorrow, all new vehicles sold in the EU will have mandatory black boxes fitted that record technical data and will be accessible by authorities, greasing the skids for surveillance-powered speed limiting technology. While for the time being, drivers can opt-out of using the feature, privacy advocates fear the technology will become mandatory once it is properly rolled out. Back in 2019, the European Transport Safety Council (ETSC) announced that July 6 would mark the day when all car manufacturers would be forced to fit new models with a system that keeps track of technical data. The data recorded will include “the vehicle’s speed, braking, steering wheel angle, its incline on the road, and whether the vehicle’s various safety systems were in operation, starting with seatbelts.”
It seems "Too Good To Be True". And cheap to boot.
New £1 pill 'that prevents hangovers' launches in UK after 30 years of research
A new pill that costs £1, named Myrkl, could prevent Brits suffering hangovers as it works to prevent the body absorbing alcohol, its developers claim
Carlos Santana collapsed on stage, but will be OK.
An update has been shared on the health of Carlos Santana after the iconic musician fainted on stage, before being taken to the emergency department for medical care. On Tuesday evening, the legendary guitarist was performing at Pine Knob Music Theatre in Detroit, Michigan when he collapsed during the performance. Medical workers were photographed attending to him on stage, with it being claimed by a local news anchor that the crowd were ‘asked to pray for him’ because of a ‘serious medical issue’.
Extreme metal guitar skill: A case of male–male status seeking, mate attraction, or byproduct?"
On this day: 6 Jul 1971
American jazz trumpeter, singer and bandleader, Louis Armstrong died. Had many hits including the 1964 US No.1 'Hello Dolly!', 1968 UK No.1 'What A Wonderful World’ plus ‘When The Saints Go Marching In’, ‘Ain't Misbehavin’, and ‘We Have All the Time in the World.’ He made frequent use of laxatives as a means of controlling his weight, resulting in Armstrong appearing in humorous, advertisements for laxative product Swiss Kriss; the ads bore a picture of him sitting on a toilet, as viewed through a keyhole, with the slogan "Satch says, 'Leave it all behind ya! via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 6 Jul 2020
American singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Charlie Daniels died age 83 of a hemorrhagic stroke. He is best known for his contributions to Southern rock, country, and bluegrass music and scored the 1979 number-one country hit 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' He was inducted into the Grand Ole Opry in 2008, the Musicians Hall of Fame and Museum in 2009 and the Country Music Hall of Fame in 2016. via thisdayinmusic.com
Perhaps a name change is in order for Le'Genius Williams. The 22-year-old Floridian--who has already served prison time for attempted murder and robbery--is back behind bars on an assortment of felony gun and drug charges following his arrest Monday night. Police allege that Williams struck his girlfriend in the face with a handgun and then fled the St. Petersburg crime scene in a Chevy driven by another man. Cops performed a pit maneuver to stop the vehicle and then arrested Williams and the driver. A search of the car uncovered a pair of loaded firearms, as well as cocaine and fentanyl, according to a court filing. via thisdayinmusic.com
Hopefully these Vets will get the help they need and deserve. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
For years, homeless veterans camped outside the gates of the Department of Veterans Affairs office in Los Angeles and peered into the 388-acre campus that was meant to be their home following military service. The land was donated in 1887 for the sole purpose of housing veterans following the Civil War, located near what is now the celebrity enclave of Brentwood. Instead, UCLA built a stadium there , and Marriott Hotels and 20th Century Fox leased space along with others. It seemed like everyone had a home except the homeless veterans spread throughout Los Angeles. Then, the cost of building housing for large numbers of veterans became mired in legal challenges and red tape as the decades dragged on. Now, Tunnel to Towers has entered the picture and has provided a large undisclosed grant to get a project moving to build housing for 3,000 homeless veterans on the property. The first group will be able to move into their new apartments at the end of the year, said Brad Blakeman, Tunnel to Towers senior adviser.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 09:44 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 09:44 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 09:45 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 09:47 PM (rVz29)
Posted by: Emmie
Once you're in that position, you might as well twerk.
Posted by: Tiara Mack at July 06, 2022 09:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:49 PM (lHj+z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:49 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 09:50 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: wing at July 06, 2022 09:50 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: BignJames at July 06, 2022 09:51 PM (AwYPR)
A new pill that costs £1, named Myrkl, could prevent Brits suffering hangovers as it works to prevent the body absorbing alcohol, its developers claim
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Prevents absorbing alcohol? Well done, Einstein. Now make a hangover pill that doesn't also prevent you from getting a buzz.
Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2022 09:51 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:49 PM (lHj+z)
I spent the better part of my afternoon taking a phishing CE video...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
Okay -- this, along with the other "fake meat that tastes like human flesh" thing, makes me think the next push is toward cannibalism.
Eat the bugs, bugger the kids, chow down on your neighbor.
Yeesh.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (6RgRK)
https://nitter.net/Breaking911/status/
1544853227375673353
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (hVqGz)
1. I wonder if it will work like the fat blocking med. Could there be seepage.
2. Wouldn't blocking absorption prevent the fun part before the hangover?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (ftFVW)
>>I get that Eric Swalwell isn’t a fan of our constitutional rights and is desperate to distract from his repeated political failures, but the only straight line that needs to be drawn is from Eric Swalwell to Fang Fang to the Chinese Communist Party.
All the same.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:53 PM (lHj+z)
Even with maximum cover,the cowards of the GOPe will not say a word in protest, never mind impeach.
Posted by: Common Sense at July 06, 2022 09:53 PM (Tc2CN)
Correct?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 09:53 PM (Sq4+7)
Anyway, the ONT links are, as always, interesting!
Posted by: pookysgirl, Not Otaku Enough at July 06, 2022 09:54 PM (XKZwp)
I'm going to start a business that uses the ashes from a loved one's cremation as the basis for the ink in tattoos for the surviving family.
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (DgRPk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (hVqGz)
Present!....should that be "doofi"?
Posted by: BignJames at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (AwYPR)
Okay -- this, along with the other "fake meat that tastes like human flesh" thing, makes me think the next push is toward cannibalism.
Eat the bugs, bugger the kids, chow down on your neighbor.
Yeesh.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (6RgRK)
Two words: Lamp Shades.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06
Not a problem, no one will be able to demonstrate the necessary qualities.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:56 PM (lHj+z)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (hVqGz)
In their defense, I posted early tonight. As I didn't feel like waiting around.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Posted by: spindrift
Honestly, I think there are outfits that perform that service already.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 09:56 PM (Msys3)
So if you endanger the criminal trying to rape or kill you, you are in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (6RgRK)
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Interesting watching NY.
How far can decay go before it completely falls apart?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (lHj+z)
do we really think anyone will clear that bar? It's an unwinnable scenario, deliberately so
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: From about that time at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06
Nor should you. As the purveyor of the ONT you are, how shall we say, in charge.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 09:56 PM (Msys3)
Yeah, it does sound like something that would already be available.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:58 PM (DgRPk)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)
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Don't forget the Politburo that's guiding him.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (lHj+z)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)
Big man on campus
Head cheese burger
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Theodore at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (GJnvT)
NY is going to lose this fight and whats more they know they will. If you don't think Democrats also do failure theater then you haven't been watching.
They lost at the SC. They have no recourse other than performance art to try and appease their base.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (ZLI7S)
I know there are NYers among this horde- I'm sure you get my point
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)
We do as well. It was a weekend of waterfalls for the Mis Hum family.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
I know there are NYers among this horde- I'm sure you get my point
Posted by: DB
If only they had voted harder!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Even with maximum cover,the cowards of the GOPe will not say a word in protest, never mind impeach.
Posted by: Common Sense
There are probably more than a few things they would rather not have exposed about them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (63Dwl)
The Body Absorbing Alcohol???
mad everywhere:
..., bwua ha ha ha. Bwuaaaa HA HA HAAAAA!
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 06, 2022 10:01 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
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Lucky you! My favorite hikes are ones that lead to waterfalls. Just so beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
When you are in command - Command!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:01 PM (Msys3)
He helped that idiot kid buy the gun and
Denise Pesina is a Kabuki Whore.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (lHj+z)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (UewuT)
"I am the only one here qualified to handle this weapon!"
BANG!!
Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (hVqGz)
Present!....should that be "doofi"?
Posted by: BignJames
Sgt. Doof!
Roll Call
All Doofii fall in!
Posted by: Major Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Texican ette at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (aqH/b)
Posted by: Common Sense
Well, I never...
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)
Big man on campus
Head cheese burger
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)
Every time I see "how shall ___ say" on this site, I expect a Paolo nic.
Posted by: pookysgirl has been a member of the Horde too long at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (XKZwp)
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You left out the most important part, the fourth point along the line: execution for treason.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (QbCrG)
the headache is from dehydration
you professional drinkers already know this
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (tkOps)
https://www.trilogyenergysystems.org/our-mission
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Gen. Miklos D. Ripper at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 10:04 PM (BJKQV)
2. Wouldn't blocking absorption prevent the fun part before the hangover?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (ftFVW)
Bingo. Intoxication requires crossing the blood-brain barrier. Without absorption, I don't think this can occur.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 06, 2022 10:04 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:04 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:05 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (xhaym)
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And when you die from the government-or-employer mandated vaxx, you can't sue them.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:05 PM (QbCrG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 06
And seriously, I didn't "develop a taste" for booze just to enjoy the flavor.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:05 PM (ftFVW)
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=HSbBSphYeZo
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:06 PM (hVqGz)
Especially the studio version with Jennifer Warnes and Linda Ronstadt on backup vocals.
#oohwahooh
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)
"Denise Pesina (Founder & Practitioner of T.E.S.)
Holistic Health Practitioner"
*Accreditation may be in doubt*
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges for All Modalities at July 06, 2022 10:06 PM (thbCK)
Groupie bitch was pumped and dumped and I guess she's mad she wasn't given cab fare.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 10:06 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Hog at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (e1Q8z)
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When you consider that he dutifully represents the interests of his true constituents and paymasters, he's a true patriot, comrade!
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (QbCrG)
Went to the Dead and Company show at Foxboro Stadium last Saturday. It was very muggy and thunderstorms were predicted because of course they were, it's July in New England.
Got two songs in before the skies opened up and everyone ran for cover. 25 minute break and then the show continued. A little damp but still a great time. I'd always rather be outside.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (glGDV)
It's the toenail fungus ads.
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (oTZbj)
So, if the fashion of the day is cry-for-help chic, how do you tell who the really dangerous nut jobs are? Generally I just don't feed the weirdos, but we all know leaving others alone is not the strong suit of this crowd.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (cupoy)
you're drunk because your brain is getting less oxygen
damn I feel smart
Unless I'm Wrong™
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (geLO8)
Probably the salacious topics.
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: BignJames at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (AwYPR)
++++
I translated it from the original Latin.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (hVqGz)
Especially the studio version with Jennifer Warnes and Linda Ronstadt on backup vocals.
#oohwahooh
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm more of a 'Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner' guy, off the same album.
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
"One person has the ability to influence innumerous lives."
That didn't age well, did it?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (Msys3)
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z assures me "only two more years" in Newyorkistan...
I'm not sure that I can last that long!
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (/Kx9a)
Posted by: Dansgirls at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (BcJdL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (diceA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They're briefs!
.....nevermind.
Posted by: mikeski, dressed as appropriate at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (P1f+c)
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Not going to bury any more dogs.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (lHj+z)
Posted by: Hog at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (e1Q8z)
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You can turn it back on once you have arrived at the comments page off of the main page to view videos and such, which will be unviewable while JavaScript is turned off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:10 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Hog at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (e1Q8z)
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Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:10 PM (aeePL)
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I fully expected this to be like having one's loved-one's remains turned into a diamond -- that the remains would be converted to ink for use in giving you a tattoo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:10 PM (QbCrG)
Posted by: fd
Salacious Topics would be a perfectly OK band name.
Well, in the 80s maybe.
Posted by: Miklosian Retro Anti-Marketing SA de CV at July 06, 2022 10:10 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (ssqLp)
https://www.trilogyenergysystems.org/our-mission
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (LVPjk)
Imagine intertwining these frequencies with others on a healing path, creating a web of transformation across the universe, healing all of those who cannot heal themselves.
Fuckin' bitch should have healed her child.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They're briefs!
.....nevermind.
Posted by: mikeski, dressed as appropriate at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (P1f+c)
Tighty Whitey
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (9qSw/)
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Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
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Hi, I'm Miklos and I use JavaScript.
*Hi Miklos*
Posted by: JavaScript Anonymous at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (thbCK)
Fuckin' bitch should have healed her child.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Slightly more cogent than our VP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (diceA)
too Nazi death camp-ish
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And yet, people wonder why our country is in trouble!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Too busy being enamored with herself and how she understands things at a higher level than the rest of the world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 09:52 PM (yikp0)
When does twitter start getting musky? Wasn't the sale approved?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:12 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Hog at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (e1Q8z)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Msys3)
Ban high capacity assault spores!
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (UewuT)
A new pill that costs £1, named Myrkl, could prevent Brits suffering hangovers as it works to prevent the body absorbing alcohol, its developers claim
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Thus defeating the purpose of drinking alcohol?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (QbCrG)
Actually, scratch that. I want them to suffer. Long and hard. I have to have faith that this is their end fate. Even if it isn't here on earth. Which I wish it was.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (UewuT)
I love the juxtaposition of the really dark lyrics in Excitable Boy, and the bouncy upbeat background vocals.
Most people aren't listening...until you point it out.
Makes them uncomfortable.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
I mean, have you seen you guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: King Harv at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)
Fuckin' bitch should have healed her child.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
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That right there explains so much about what went wrong with the shooter...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (K5n5d)
That would leave me with only molds and fungus. I don't think so.
Posted by: Egon Spengler at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Msys3)
Ban high capacity assault spores!
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (UewuT)
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I've got the AR-15 toenail fungus laser sight with chainsaw attachment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (QbCrG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
Have you listened to the language used on the CJN Speaks podcast?
My daughter stifled a snicker three or four times while I had it playing on a Bluetooth speaker the other night.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (9qSw/)
Coffee or island?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (diceA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
One doesn't require any help.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
He ain't the one doin' all the fancy-pants European gallivantin'
Posted by: Miklos, in best Harrumph voice at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
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He sets the bar, which is good because it makes us try harder...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (K5n5d)
how much does she charge the rubes for this quackery
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (aeePL)
Most people aren't listening...until you point it out.
Makes them uncomfortable.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)
I was very late in realizing that Mr. Zevon was a fooking genius. After he died, actually. Saw his documentary on VH1 years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Rein. They've taken the rein.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (wGeit)
Reins?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (diceA)
Posted by: bluebell
You're not the boss of ME!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Turn off JavaScript!
Posted by: Simon, saying at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (P1f+c)
Rein. They've taken the rein.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (wGeit)
For your safety, because flying in the rain is risky business!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (EtpPm)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:17 PM (QbCrG)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Would someone please explain to me why these asshoe Roe protesters display fake blood splashed onto their pants.
Yes, I know what the paint is trying to show but what does it mean? Why is that important?
Please use small words and speak slowly - I'm a Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:17 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:17 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Axl Rose at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (LVPjk)
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Oh no. Was CBD introducing himself with his full nic?
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (glGDV)
Yeah, can't really opt out of onstar unless you cut some cables.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Vito Corleone at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:17 PM (Msys3)
They..... ....are... ......evil......and... ....sick... ...in.... ..the.... ..head.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Miklos, in the hands of an angry CoB at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (thbCK)
it looks scary in tweets and facebook pics
lets everybody know They Are Serious
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (geLO8)
Yes, I know what the paint is trying to show but what does it mean? Why is that important?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:17 PM (Msys3)
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Posted by: Khorne at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (UewuT)
Still having a terrible time getting on Ace, even using the Brave browser.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06
The myth of widespread back alley abortions.
Or it was a heavy flow day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (aeePL)
Lol. No, just dropping a few f-bombs.
She actually said "They sound like you when you are worked up, Dad."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (LVPjk)
You know, I'm ok with that, sorta. Because, see, the moment they declare me NOT of "essential character" and can't back it up with criminal or mental health history, I'm suing their collective, individual, and personal selves for SLANDER. Defamation, baby.
Oh yeah, and probably a separate filing for deprivation of rights under color of law.
Posted by: GWB at July 06, 2022 10:20 PM (JdSZq)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (Msys3)
Sean Hannity, is that you?
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:20 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Miklos, works better at July 06, 2022 10:20 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:20 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06
November Rain?
Posted by: Axl Rose at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
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I was thinking Clod Reins.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:21 PM (QbCrG)
It also instills a little appreciation in how much effort is involved to get food on the shelves or to your door. What's cool about canning, the glass jars means the food is visible. The mix of vegetables and colors and sizes, it makes it kind of like art, if that makes sense.
I like the blue glass Mason jars. Great for storing coffee or tobacco, or pasta, anything really.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:21 PM (Sq4+7)
so, they are italian then?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:21 PM (Fnhnq)
Posted by: Miklos, by Jove at July 06, 2022 10:22 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:23 PM (Fnhnq)
>Prometheus was supposed to cover that but the ship captain derailed the message.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 10:23 PM (0ocXn)
Bad AlaBAMA.
Be better.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:19 PM (hwaFC)
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The most recent one is really good. But they are all worth listening to!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:23 PM (K5n5d)
Holistically.
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2022 10:23 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 10:24 PM (EtpPm)
FJB.
Dogs - yes. Best alarm system, if not a great bitey weapon.
Mr. Hum. Tat photos, please.
Great ONT, as usual. Thank you sir
Hi everyone!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 06, 2022 10:24 PM (fSS9K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06
November Rain?
Posted by: Axl Rose at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
No...
PURPLE REIGN!!!
Posted by: Hillary's Color Revolution at July 06, 2022 10:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06
Didn't she also wet her pants on stage once? I mean what can you expect?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
It also instills a little appreciation in how much effort is involved to get food on the shelves or to your door. What's cool about canning, the glass jars means the food is visible. The mix of vegetables and colors and sizes, it makes it kind of like art, if that makes sense.
I like the blue glass Mason jars. Great for storing coffee or tobacco, or pasta, anything really.
yeah, my dad tried to say that about changing the oil or mowing the lawn.
I find giving somebody 20 bucks and going back to my nap gratifying.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (Fnhnq)
Posted by: Common Tater
Grammi had a root cellar where she stored all her preserved goods (and the sauerkraut crock) and when Mom and Dad had their home built, they had one put in also.
The place we have a bid on also has a root cellar.
Some things never change.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (hVqGz)
Great ONT, as usual. Thank you sir
Posted by: COMountainMarie
careful
Could become Tit for Tat
Posted by: Miklos, you Krazy Kidz at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (thbCK)
If someone has been adjudicated to be unable to own a firearm.
Why would they be allowed to vote? After all, voting is far more dangerous than a gun.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06
But JavaScript does mesh so neatly into protest chants.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (hVqGz
Potato tomato
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06
But JavaScript does mesh so neatly into protest chants.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06
Also, NERD (pointing at you)!
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
we're just getting into the game
Posted by: Save My Sausage at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (hVqGz)
C'mon, they were on a roll.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Fuckin' bitch should have healed her child.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
The very first mentions of that crimo asshole on media sites were pics of him with trump stuff and a flag. That site that has "heavy" in the name had those. I never saw any of that as crimo's web presence was being disappeared. But some how these trump pics were quickly available to news sites. Now with this info about his parents I'd say there's a nothing point nothing percent chance these freaks are any sort of republican. A lot of his stuff that I did see is this new age crap mixed with violence.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (3/XaG)
Might be a warning sign of frequent tornadoes.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (hVqGz)
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Well duh. One you drink and one screws up things on this here website.
Good night! You'll have to live without my fabulous IT advice the rest of the night.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (aeePL)
I think so.
Java's startle easily, but will soon be back, and in greater numbers. Yes?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
KrakatoaScript is east of JavaScript
Posted by: That B-52's Tribute Band feat. Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (thbCK)
I have really gotten hooked on canning since we started our gardens a couple of years ago. Yesterday I put up two pints of pickled banana peppers and a pint of pickled jalapenos. By the time the season is over we should have enough to get us through winter. We're also starting to get in raspberries and lots of blueberries, though our strawberries have not been great this year as they got whacked by something last year. I'm hoping to put up quite a few quarts of tomatoes and cucumber pickles this year too along with more salsa and relish. It really is gratifying as you say.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (ssqLp)
Great ONT, as usual. Thank you sir
Posted by: COMountainMarie
careful
Could become Tit for Tat
Posted by: Miklos, you Krazy Kidz at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (thbCK)
Oh I like that.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (Fnhnq)
Well.. ok. I can see that. Well, not see but you know what I mean.
You do get more humidity out your way. I'm a shorts and t-shirt guy in this weather. Jeans restrict my dance moves and once the white boy overbite gets into play there will be dancing.
Even with the heat, I'd rather be outside.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (ftVvF)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (hVqGz)
We're talking about different types of coffee right?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (0fVbu)
https://rebelne.ws/3nGFQMO
Posted by: beat out Ahmed at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: GWB
Thanks for giving us the evidence we needed
Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
You say that like it's a BAD thing...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Nicholas II at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (us2H3)
Really?
"all of you coming on my page, threatening me and calling me names - just becuz i said something you don't agree with - be whatever you wana be, and fk off."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Gallagher was the comedy warmup at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (thbCK)
I suppose if you have friends that pressure you to get twice as buzzed as you want when going out the pill could be useful; now you can drink more and feel it less. But why not just own "hey I'm a cheap date" or get better friends if they push too hard?
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (3cGpq)
Suddenly loom large? How can this be so?
Judgment. Character. Maturity.
It all sounds so vaguely .... white supremacist donit?
Gee! I wonder how they will square THAT circle?
LOL.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (ftVvF)
There's a lot of jumping. I think twit embeds above the fold on the main page drive browsers crazy.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (0fVbu)
While for the time being, drivers can opt-out of using the feature, privacy advocates fear the technology will become mandatory once it is properly rolled out.
Back in 2019, the European Transport Safety Council (ETSC) announced that July 6 would mark the day when all car manufacturers would be forced to fit new models with a system that keeps track of technical data.
The data recorded will include “the vehicle’s speed, braking, steering wheel angle, its incline on the road, and whether the vehicle’s various safety systems were in operation, starting with seatbelts.”
Oh, and I say this with all the sincerity I can muster, FUCK no.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (v23vE)
I have to see that someday! lol!
Posted by: jewells45 at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2022 10:25 PM (hVqGz)
We're talking about different types of coffee right?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (0fVbu)
Java Script... that's the free Coffee coupons from Java Hut?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (oHd/0)
yeah, I fell for that one too
Posted by: Nicholas II at July 06, 2022 10:29 PM (us2H3)
Lol...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:31 PM (BgMrQ)
https://mol.im/a/10986301
Posted by: Our guarantee is set in stone at July 06, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
I have to see that someday! lol!
Posted by: jewells45 at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)
I'm envisioning the Elaine dance from Seinfeld.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (v23vE)
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Everyone who has a pre-2019 car in the EU can now add $$$ to the value of their car.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
KrakatoaScript is east of JavaScript
Posted by: That B-52's Tribute Band feat. Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (thbCK)
But its known to blow up yer computer...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/pcz5k7pz
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (LVPjk)
Why would they be allowed to vote? After all, voting is far more dangerous than a gun.
Posted by: Common Tater
CT: For goodness sake do NOT give these traitors any new ideas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Kinda hard to do that when you're grifting.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (4NlP1)
https://mol.im/a/10986301
that is nothing
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (Fnhnq)
I'm still making soups and stews from canned elk from 8 years ago. Just as good now as then.
Canning food is pretty easy. Important is making sure one follows cleanliness, temps, and time processing. These can't be stressed enough!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (fSS9K)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (v23vE)
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Everyone who has a pre-2019 car in the EU can now add $$$ to the value of their car.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (5pTK/)
Uh, you do know that US cars already have this too... they don't make different versions for the EU, just like the stupid headlights on during daylight is due to Canuckian Law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Yeah, this is most of us:
http://2ndfirstlook.com/2012/09/gary-larson.html
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Groovy Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (thbCK)
https://mol.im/a/10986301
that is nothing
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (Fnhnq)
/tries to look innocent
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (Fnhnq)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (ssqLp)
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Rumor has it Swiss banks are still sitting on large amounts of dental gold.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:34 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (LVPjk)
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I thought that was the Tusken raiders...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:34 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 06, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (Fnhnq)
http://2ndfirstlook.com/2012/09/gary-larson.html
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06
I had a shirt with that picture! Wore it all the time.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (ftFVW)
http://2ndfirstlook.com/2012/09/gary-larson.html
Posted by: Tonypete
Because "pull" is about shotguns
Posted by: Miklos raises his own free-range clay pigeons at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (thbCK)
call Leatherface & Sons Mortuary for all your funerary needs
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)
I'm assuming BF means BEST friend? ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (llON8)
Posted by: lace wigs for sale at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
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Mine is from 2003. Still runs great! Have only had a few major tweaks over the years (new brakes, radiator hoses, etc.).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (K5n5d)
Heh.
Right.
Fu*k you NY. You're not in the business of judging anyone's character or temperament.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (anj39)
Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (EtpPm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (Fnhnq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (hwaFC)
https://tinyurl.com/pcz5k7pz
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:32 PM (LVPjk)
Good stuff, thank you Sir!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DangerGirl
NOT ME
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Couples Therapy Holistic Retreat at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (thbCK)
Waterfall up top is beyond beautiful! Very nice tune behind it too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (oHd/0)
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However, I don't believe it's mandated, yet.
But, most people are sold on the convenience of it all. Heck, a guy I know, he thought being able to unlock some obscure storage compartment from his phone was a necessary feature. I thought it was idiocy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:30 PM (5pTK/)
She is friggin' awesome. Drove to Utah a week ago, and saw all kinds of signs on properties (Western Slope). Folks in the normal part of Colorado love her.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
how in the eff do you get the elk into the can?
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO8)
This is a stupid argument, in my opinion. My bet is the reason this guy is so sore about the "settled on the field" new tradition is that it took away the importance of the sports journalists' votes in determining the "best team" of the season.
Champions are not always the best team. *That* is the best tradition in sports. Upsets are the best tradition. Journalists picking "champions" has always been the stupidest "tradition" in college sports. The original rankings were never intended to be used to crown a "champion". They were done as a "power rankings" article by a guy who was pressed for coming up with a weekly article way back when.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Sq4+7)
Posted by: Our guarantee is set in stone at July 06, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
Only a dozen bodies for cash? Pbbt. Pikers.
Posted by: any Planned Parenthood location at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: jewells45
Exhibit #1 in why it's good to be a guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Ann Elk, with quite a rack at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: mikeski at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
Mmmmmmmmmm. Bacon.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (Fnhnq)
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Well, it is a rumor. With the way things are, I cannot dismiss the idea out of hand.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (K5n5d)
Holding onto my 2002 (although I fear the transmission may have shuffled off this mortal coil) and 2008 cars here.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: DB
I'm interested in that as well!
- Barky
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Y chromosomes at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (DgRPk)
Champions are not always the best team.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Do5/p
That's a bingo!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (UewuT)
I'm going to start a business that uses the ashes from a loved one's cremation as the basis for the ink in tattoos for the surviving family.
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (DgRPk)
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For metalheads: DeathInk or DeadInk
Also could add to cement for a foundation stone.
Posted by: As good as lava ash at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Minivan Fried by Errant Fireworks at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 06, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)
Good thing they weren't leather.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
I don't love all the extra features. But I hate commercials on the radio when I drive so I wanted to be able to use bluetooth to play music from my phone. I'm sure there is some monitoring in there. But hey, I don't have to hear about low-T supplements all day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (EtpPm)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Sq4+7)
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I hate having anything migratory in the house while I'm trying to sleep.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (XG2Fi)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Sq4+7)
Our chickens are great alarms...except they go off for no reason. Or maybe the wind blew too hard. Or maybe I shook a rug to get the dirt out. Freaking false alarms.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (geLO
The plastic surgeon?
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (hwaFC)
http://2ndfirstlook.com/2012/09/gary-larson.html
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06
I had a shirt with that picture! Wore it all the time.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (ftFVW)
Years ago I had a boss named Doug. Guess which Larson cartoon he had framed on his office wall.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (DgRPk)
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I doubt a middle-aged Dante Hicks and Randall Graves will be nearly as funny as they were when they were much younger. Clerks II already explored them getting older...
Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (x0Zbd)
Posted by: B. Soetoro at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (geLO
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I think Florida Man handles that procedure.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (UewuT)
And then pulled his pants down (metaphorically) over the last few years, and showed himself to be a crank.
#masterpersuader
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 10:38 PM (DgRPk)
He said that he wants to make a Clerks movie once every decade to create a chronicle of life as a Gen X. Pretty clever idea, I say. Too bad he seems to be pissing off the people who might otherwise ensure his continued access to movie funding.
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:35 PM (ftFVW)
I have a t-shirt of the one with various animal mating calls with the last panel being a guy in a bar making, "hey bay-BEE,... hey bay-BEE" sounds. This was a good bar shirt.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (0fVbu)
it is nearly certain they got bunches of that gold from the nazis, but they mixd it with other gold during and after the war.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (Fnhnq)
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (0Vqqt)
Waterfall up top is beyond beautiful! Very nice tune behind it too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM (xT18z)
You're welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero
So you met Darleen
Posted by: Miklos got his own problems at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (thbCK)
Yup. And it's not only due to the trampling of traditions. College football nowadays is reviews of officials' calls on the field occasionally interrupted by live action on the field, action that will immediately need to be reviewed for one or more of thousands of possible reasons.
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: That B-52's Tribute Band feat. Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (thbCK)
*********
When KrakatoaScript blows up, the whole world feels it.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06
Keep your evil geese over in your own lawn.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (0Vqqt)
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LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (XG2Fi)
I am so confused.
I know another way to stop your body from absorbing alcohol...
Send me $100 and I will reveal the secret.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (x0Zbd)
#masterpersuader
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)
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I think I'd have been disappointed if Scott Adams wasn't a crank.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:43 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06
Keep your evil geese over in your own lawn.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)
Peacocks are best...
Noisy fuckers too!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:36 PM
Storage compartment? Storage compartment?
Posted by: Capt Kirk at July 06, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:44 PM (5pTK/)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:43 PM (5pTK/)
I could never get past the coffee slurping.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Guinea hen at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (thbCK)
Years ago I had a boss named Doug. Guess which Larson cartoon he had framed on his office wall.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (x8
The Moods of an Irish Setter?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
I am so confused.
I know another way to stop your body from absorbing alcohol...
Send me $100 and I will reveal the secret.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM (x0Zbd)
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Ask about their new pill that prevents you from getting an erection during sex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
It also helps if you're English, Irish, Scottish or Russian. No need for the pills, mate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)
We do as well. It was a weekend of waterfalls for the Mis Hum family.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
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There are some great ones in Africa. I was too small to appreciate living right at the source of the Nile, "discovered" by Speke and named Rippon Falls.
Posted by: Ciampino - at a civilized Jinja at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:39 PM (geLO
Those aren't real.
Posted by: SanDEE* at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 10:43 PM (5pTK/)
He's got a real nasty streak when crossed. He went off on someone not too long ago, mutherfucked them up one side and down the other.
He's not all there...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG
Let me 2nd that with enthusiasm FJB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Heh.
Close.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (Msys3)
look
they put a moose on the label
https://tinyurl.com/2p9243xw
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:42 PM
In many current and former Commonwealth nations, moose are known as 'elk', so I think that's not false advertising...
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (UQHJF)
why
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Australian Horse Heiress at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (7DYli)
Ask about their new pill that prevents you from getting an erection during sex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Poster of Joy Behar or Lena Dunham would be cheaper.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
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What are her accomplishments? How is she deserving of that honor? Of course, it's FJB bestowing it, so that does degrade the honor quite a bit...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)
Let me 2nd that with enthusiasm FJB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
Heartily thirded.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Sq4+7)
Damn geese ruined everthing!
Posted by: Brennus at July 06, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)
why
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (geLO8
Lesbianism in defense of the nation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:48 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: Zettai
so it's a can of moose meat then
huh
the stuff you learn here
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:48 PM (geLO8)
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG
Let me 2nd that with enthusiasm FJB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
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Is it too late for me to get in on this?
FJB!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:48 PM (XG2Fi)
why
Posted by: DB at July 06
Because I'm stunning and brave, duh.
Posted by: Megan Rapihoe at July 06, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
They can't give 'em away
Posted by: Miklos did not invest at July 06, 2022 10:48 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (ssqLp)
I know there are NYers among this horde- I'm sure you get my point
Posted by: DB
If only they had voted harder!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
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Hey, I pressed as hard as I could on that ballot.
Posted by: Illegal alien and squatter extraordinaire at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
why
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (geLO
Because the world actually ended in 2012, and we are in some kind of stupid Langoliers world, with chewing sounds coming up behind us. The Mayans were right, it seems.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
so she's a lesbian soccer player
how does that advance the cause of freedom
#rhetorical
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (geLO8)
"One person has the ability to influence innumerous lives."
That didn't age well, did it?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (Msys3)
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We are legion.
Posted by: Ol' Scratch &Co. at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (nQYlR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
They can't give 'em away
Posted by: Miklos did not invest at July 06
Your in luck, I found some with these ballots from 2020 in the dumpster.
Posted by: Conscientious poll worker at July 06, 2022 10:50 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:50 PM (XG2Fi)
so she's a lesbian soccer player
how does that advance the cause of freedom
#rhetorical
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:49 PM (geLO8
Before her, Lesbians were burned at the stake. Only by taking a stand was this horrible practice overturned.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:50 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (fSS9K)
Bet they had something to do with this Guidestone thing blowing up.
Smells... fishy. Or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (BFigT)
https://tinyurl.com/227u53vz
Posted by: Helpful Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK)
Kevin Smith has yet to explore them getting thinner.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (4NlP1)
It's bizarre how tone deaf they are. It's almost as if they are trying to piss off everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
If he wasn't well off and hasn't ever had to get a real job, you'd feel sorry for him. He SO wants to be a real filmmaker, but he just can't. So he has to keep being Silent Bob every so often to get cash. Like the Stooges keeping on being the Stooges after they were old and wrinkly, if the Stooges had tried and tried to be in drama movies.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cicero
To be fair it was a hs boys u16 all star team.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (eKoXR)
Posted by: The Elephant's Child at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (lKz7C)
It's bizarre how tone deaf they are. It's almost as if they are trying to piss off everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
It's a cunning stunt, for a stunning....
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Conscientious poll worker
They were supposed to go to the Superfund site.
Posted by: Kemp Raffensperger (saved a few for...personal use) at July 06, 2022 10:53 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06
I love this place. Come for the cruelty, stay for the word play.
Posted by: Conscientious poll worker at July 06, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero
To be fair it was a hs boys u16 all star team.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Should have included /s
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
We're in the Elagabalus period of the American empire's decline and fall. And you know what happened next...
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (UewuT)
Bet they had something to do with this Guidestone thing blowing up.
Smells... fishy. Or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (BFigT)
* * * *
The CERN deal was yesterday, and they discovered some new sub-atomic elements or something.
As for the mysterious explosion... my money is always on Special Forces. Something something guided by experience. They do really good work!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (Msys3)
Apt complex my wife used to live in had a moaner in an apartment in the quadrangle around the pool. Everyone could hear when boy fiend was visiting. Never knew her name. Everyone just called he Mona. Fun place.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO)
Our oligarch masters are letting the mean kids run things and you get petty shit like this while the world burns.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 09:53 PM (lHj+z)
Sucks to be her. maybe she should convert to Scientology; at least the money they scammed off her would stay in the USA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (eKoXR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
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Lucky you! My favorite hikes are ones that lead to waterfalls. Just so beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)
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Livingstone and Speke had some great hikes all the way to Victoria Falls and Rippon Falls.
Posted by: That took courage and fortitude at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt)
A/B testing your online persona every moment of every day is a little masturbatory, and not nearly as revelatory as one might expect.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (4NlP1)
___
Hub's birthday is tomorrow.
Sure he'll be just giddy to hear this bit of news.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (vcwBL)
Every song on it is perfect.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 10:55 PM (wJccJ)
Fewer students are willing to spend thousands for bullshit degrees.
And there are fewer students in general available to matriculate.
Also, student athletes can get paid now so the best will go to those schools where they can make the most.
Collegiate sports is dying. One more thing to chalk up to marxist bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (anj39)
why
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (geLO
Because breaking shit is fun.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (dscaa)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
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What are her accomplishments? How is she deserving of that honor?
Misunderstanding sexuality, and awful hair
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)
Before cutbacks, the 4th of July celebrations had a huge bonfire of the lesbians. Sixty or seventy each year.
Better times. This country really has gone off the rails.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:27 PM (3/XaG)
The Georgia Guidestones story keeps lurking in my mind, perhaps because it is so obscure, and almost no one had ever heard of them. But *someone* rich, 42 years ago, decided to spend a million or two and make a symbolic publice statement, "engrave in stone", as to what the internationalists goals and beliefs were. It was a symbolic declaration of ownership of the rest of us, but I know I was willing to dismiss it as just one more stupid thing in the world.
But now (and the timing is amazing) *someone* who understands the symbolic nature of things in a way that few do, and who also has some resources and power of his own, has chosen to make a symbolic Declaration of War against this values. For whoever did this, this was just the announcement - there will be much more to follow. I can't wait to see what.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
I'd be curious what they'd say as to why she is being awarded.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 10:57 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)
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My favorite hikes lead to Switzerland.
Posted by: Baron von Trapp at July 06, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)
Colorado undertaker admits selling at least a dozen corpses for cash while telling relatives they'd been cremated
♫1-877-CORPSE-4-CASH♫
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 10:58 PM (63Dwl)
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She nearly put Subway out of business, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:58 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06
Even Jared the pedo couldn't pull that off.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 10:59 PM (ftFVW)
"The mission of her company is to change "thought patterns and cell consistency" by utilizing "universal frequencies" to "reach a broader spectrum of space and time, opening up new levels of abilities and resources."
No wonder his brain is fried.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 10:59 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 10:59 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (xT18z)
Nope... they did not take the whole thing down... it was amateur hour.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
History is quite clear that things get very sporty very quickly when the stakes change from "my posh friends might thumb their noses at me" to "I can't afford to feed/house myself and my loved ones". It's a cost benefit thing.
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (xhaym) ----
There's probably a list of those that dragged their feet until eventually succumbing to dire threats. They will be treated the same as the anti-vaxxers.
Posted by: That saline looks nice Senator. at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
They lost at the SC. They have no recourse other than performance art to try and appease their base.
Posted by: JackStraw
Oh, somebody else will sue New York State, and have to fight it all the way up to the Supreme Court....again. Costing a lot of money, and who knows what.
So, how many US Marshals can the Supreme Court send to Albany to arrest the New York State government for contempt?
And.... that won't happen either. And this "action" is probably pretty popular with millions of New Yorkers.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (hwaFC)
"The mission of her company is to change "thought patterns and cell consistency" by utilizing "universal frequencies" to "reach a broader spectrum of space and time, opening up new levels of abilities and resources."
No wonder his brain is fried.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 10:59 PM (wJccJ)
Whats the Frequency, Kevin...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Emmie
she makes the sex on other wymyns and kicks balls into nets
that's it, far as I can tell
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (geLO8)
He helped that idiot kid buy the gun and
Denise Pesina is a Kabuki Whore.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 10:02 PM (lHj+z)
High-capacity wood chippers exist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (eKoXR)
That said I did learn a lot from Adams when he was trying to gain a following specifically by sharing his expertise.
Peeled back the curtain on some things I could see but didn't fully comprehend.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06
Yeehaw! Damn straight.
Posted by: redneck with tannerite at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (ftFVW)
If you cannot carry in public spaces, you do not have the RIGHT to carry.
New York does not own the public space, the citizens do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (oHd/0)
Nope... they did not take the whole thing down... it was amateur hour.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (oHd/0)
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Yeah, a demo expert would have completed the job.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (K5n5d)
Every song on it is perfect.
Posted by: Sharkman
And so is your hair.
Perfect.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (tjZg/)
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The Georgia Guidestones story keeps lurking in my mind, perhaps because it is so obscure, and almost no one had ever heard of them. But *someone* rich, 42 years ago, decided to spend a million or two and make a symbolic public statement, "engrave in stone", as to what the internationalists goals and beliefs were. It was a symbolic declaration of ownership of the rest of us, but I know I was willing to dismiss it as just one more stupid thing in the world.
But now (and the timing is amazing) *someone* who understands the symbolic nature of things in a way that few do, and who also has some resources and power of his own, has chosen to make a symbolic Declaration of War against this values. For whoever did this, this was just the announcement - there will be much more to follow. I can't wait to see what.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
We are living in "interesting times"...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 11:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06
Yeehaw! Damn straight.
Posted by: redneck with tannerite at July 06, 2022 11:01 PM (ftFVW)
/looks for arrow marks...
Anyone see Bo or Luke Duke?
Posted by: Sherrif Roscoe P. Coaltrain at July 06, 2022 11:02 PM (oHd/0)
Don't forget that a non-trivial amount of booster money that once went to those colleges is now being diverted to all the name image and likeness groups that are paying undergrad athletes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:02 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (LVPjk)
Yep. Gen-you-wine new Age gibberish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:03 PM (eKoXR)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 06, 2022 10:54 PM (xT18z)
Nope... they did not take the whole thing down... it was amateur hour.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (oHd/0)
Not complete amateur's - these were heavy granite blocks, and it took more than just a can of gasoline with a rag stuffed in it to knock them down. But whoever did it is on our side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 11:03 PM (r46W7)
The Democrat party is in complete shambles.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: David French at July 06, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (UewuT)
History is also clear that Revolutions happen when there are either food shortages, or a drastic rise in food prices.
Its almost like they WANT rebellion.
Posted by: Sherrif Roscoe P. Coaltrain at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (oHd/0)
Don't forget that a non-trivial amount of booster money that once went to those colleges is now being diverted to all the name image and likeness groups that are paying undergrad athletes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
UCLA stated that the states wu flu restrictions left their sports dept insolvent over 100m$ under water. Big ten cash helps ease that trememndously
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (MGB5H)
Very apt name of the supposed new variants, considering the only people still believing this bullshit are a bunch of sheep.
Baaaaah.4 Baaaaah.5
It seems like only recently everyone on the left was braying that "you are safe from infection if you are vaccinated!" Then it was a booster is needed to be safe. Then a second booster. Then boosters every 6 months. Then 'we're going to need boosters every 9 months forever'. And who knows what it is now.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (4NlP1)
So, off to watch another alleged classic: Tank Girl.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (wJccJ)
These vibrational frequencies are filled with healing energy affecting patterns of lower vibrations, thus changing thought patterns and cell consistency. The universal frequencies accessed through healing will reach a broader spectrum of space and time, opening up new levels of abilities and resources. These new levels of abundance will not only be accessible in your life, but in the lives of all of those you love, reaching ever so farther than you can imagine.
Remember these people believe Christians are insane zealots that believe stupid things...
Posted by: David French at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (qAR6u)
Don't forget that a non-trivial amount of booster money that once went to those colleges is now being diverted to all the name image and likeness groups that are paying undergrad athletes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06
Can't they just have all the uni diversity officers take on extra duties for assistant coaching, cleaning, running concessions, advertising, so many things they could do that are more valuable.
On the other hand, meh, sports ball.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (UewuT)
History is also clear that Revolutions happen when there are either food shortages, or a drastic rise in food prices.
Its almost like they WANT rebellion.
Posted by: Sherrif Roscoe P. Coaltrain at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (oHd/0)
Of course they do, because they are SMAHHHHHRRT and this will give them the excuse to do the things they want to do anyway. They might not get the results they expect.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
We are living in "interesting times"...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 11:02 PM (llON
*kicks rock*
Aww! I wanted to live in boring times and stuff. Gee, Wally, interesting time ain't very much fun, are they?
Wally: Guess not, Beave.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 11:03 PM (r46W7)
No, no. Violence is never the answer. We here at AoS are a civilized sort, and never prone to such monkey shines.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
History is quite clear that things get very sporty very quickly when the stakes change from "my posh friends might thumb their noses at me" to "I can't afford to feed/house myself and my loved ones". It's a cost benefit thing.
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 11:00 PM (UewuT
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They get sporty even faster when explosives strart finding their way into common use.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hog at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (e1Q8z)
This page was coded when everyone used actual PC's to surf the Internet. It works like a hot damn on a real computer.
Turn off javascript; might help
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (eKoXR)
Yeah I see Canuckistan is on this track. Remember if you just get the shot you can't get COVID though...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)
Big man on campus
Head cheese burger
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 09:59 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 06, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
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From previous blog: Lager head?
Next Gun blog: Luger head?
Posted by: Ciampino - I loved Coneheads at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Agree, Highly symbolic, plus it caused a LOT of people to hear about what was on them in the first place. The years since 2020 have been very strange. It just hasn't looked like what you would think the results of a power grab would look like. More like what would happen if somehow the "elites" were forced to behave in ways to discredit themselves. Besides God Himself, I just can't figure what unknown and invisible group of people would have the power and ability to force these "elites" to do these things and beclown themselves without it being obvious who this group was.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (wJccJ)
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Bet the big money guys were only interested in money and couldn't care about the tradition thing.
Posted by: Frank at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (rglbH)
The punchline is "and that will be $200, we take mastercard."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (dscaa)
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Precisely. Quite right.
Cheerio.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (XG2Fi)
https://tinyurl.com/45jz3b7t
Supposedly, the camera footage shows nobody, just an explosion.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 11:05 PM (llON
Except for the American Revolution which is a historical outlier in many manners.... very few of those who cause, or start, the revolution end up in power at the end.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06
Did she shoot somebody?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:07 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ...
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*snort*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 11:07 PM (vcwBL)
Monmouth 7/5 Right Direction 10 Wrong Track 87 -77
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 10:57 PM (6RgRK)
Eh don't give them the time of day. The reason will be designed to insult you, not prove anything to anyone.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (geLO8)
Dirty little secret, our elites aren't nearly as smart as they think they are.
This wasn't part of their plan. They have no idea what they are doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
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I'm going with that one. They're idiots. They prove it every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
Maybe. That would be cool. But I'm guessing it was someone who lived nearby. Irked him his whole life. One night, maybe drinking, he says to himself "Ya know what? Fuck that thing. I have dynamite. I'ma go and dynamite that motherfucker. Tonight."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 11:09 PM (IXpV7)
I've seen that as a plot device in a lot of thriller type movies - the heroes invade the enemy base and filter out their images in the cameras but...if someone actually did that we are talking an actual highly skilled operative.
Its more likely they are just crappy cameras but if some of the Nat Sec operative/Special Forces types have decided they've had enough...well this country might be in a much better place then I thought it was.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2022 11:09 PM (ESjRY)
I think we should leave the parents alone. Maybe they raised a monster, or maybe their kid went his own way. We don't really know right now. We don't know what they knew or when.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (i0wNm)
I call bullshit. There's no way two years of diminished ticket sales and in-stadium corporate sponsorships knocked them outta the black and down $100m. Sounds like something a typically greedy public institution in California would say knowing the state (and private donors) would cover the self-proclaimed shortfall.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (4NlP1)
in fairness, italian
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 10:04 PM (BJKQV)
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Hey some of those lowlifes (us) escaped abortion 'because' so we have to find another way to exterminate them.
Posted by: no se habla l'Inglese at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm going with that one. They're idiots. They prove it every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)
And yet, somehow, they are in charge of the government, and media, and education, and big tech... and now the military.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
We are living in "interesting times"...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 11:02 PM
This was shared with me: The Rev. Fulton Sheen giving a sermon before I was born that seems like it was delivered recently.
https://tinyurl.com/mvefmd26
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (yKPAy)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (dscaa)
From your lips to God's ear...
The tirade it would bring forth would be
***chef's kiss***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06
Maybe it was the J6 pipe bombers. They were super serious stealthy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (ftFVW)
Turn off javascript; might help
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (eKoXR)
Hee hee! Told ye! Told ye. You kids and your newfangled phones. Winders 3.1 is all you need! Now get off my Studebaker!
Posted by: Lawn at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (7bRMQ)
Its more likely they are just crappy cameras but if some of the Nat Sec operative/Special Forces types have decided they've had enough...well this country might be in a much better place then I thought it was.
what is shitty drine for $100
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (Pi0m6)
Nothing to offer really. Just bragging or some shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2022 11:09 PM (ESjRY)
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That's the kind of thing that should keep the elites in our country awake at night. We have A LOT of retired military that were trained with a very particular set of skills. Skills that make them an absolute nightmare for anyone that pisses them off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (hwaFC)
Enhance!!!
Posted by: Obligatory at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06
Did she shoot somebody?
Posted by: She Hobbit
No, she has Schweddy Balls.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Romeo13
Someone needs to immediately sue to stop that law. New York Federal Court will immediately dismiss the case with prejudice. Plaintiff should then petition the Supreme Court for a direct appeal.
Justice Thomas:
"Listen motherfuckers, what did I just say??"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:12 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (ssqLp)
I have eaten a couple of ripe cherry tomatoes off my plants. Sad to say, they were kind of blah. But, home-grown! The radishes, though are excellent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:12 PM (eKoXR)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:12 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Frank at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (rglbH)
Now you know why Las Vegas has two pro teams, and maybe one more on the way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Thank you BC. That was quite helpful. Only hope this is a temporary situation and that I remember what I turned off and how...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 06, 2022 11:12 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (hwaFC)
Get Abby Scioutto on the case. STAT
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm going with that one. They're idiots. They prove it every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)
And yet, somehow, they are in charge of the government, and media, and education, and big tech... and now the military.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
"stupid" and "lacking any shred of a fcking conscience" are not mutually exclusive. ;P
Posted by: Obligatory at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 06, 2022 11:04 PM (MGB5H)
They can SAY that, but the reality is UCLA and USC are not the marquee programs they used to be, and their campus locations suck. I'd never let my kid go there.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:07 PM (oHd/0)
The English Civil Wars of the 1640's were very prototypical examples of how those things usually play out. There's a very good case can be made that one of the main reasons the American Revolution of 1776 was so restrained and resulted in such a limited government was that the founders knew their history well, and were close enough in time to know how the revolution of the 1640's went so very wrong. They were determined to avoid making those mistakes over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (r46W7)
I think they want us to act so they can overreact. Just look at their response to 1/6.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (i0wNm)
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And, homeboy bothered to check where they were before he snuck in/out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (IXpV7)
scott adams is kibo?
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (I38CQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (i0wNm)
They cosigned his application after instances where he clearly showed he was violently kookoo. They are directly responsible. That's the news out now.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (0fVbu)
https://tinyurl.com/mvefmd26
Posted by: NaughtyPine
The good Bishop was prescient, wasn't he?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (Msys3)
I have long thought that it is a giant miscalculation on the "elites" part to think that any kind of civilization collapse is in their favor. They are "elites" in a society of legalism, financial market investment, title-certification holding, and nepotism\insiderness. Image and backstabbing and the ability to lie with no qualms are the power skills. That breaks down, and they are all instantly near worthless and vulnerable.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (oHd/0)
Knock that little shark fin off the roof, for one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (eKoXR)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
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What are her accomplishments? How is she deserving of that honor? Of course, it's FJB bestowing it, so that does degrade the honor quite a bit...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)
FJB degrades everything he gets involved with. Everything.
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (hwaFC)
And the French Revolution that came later... leaders were not really intellectuals who knew any history.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Hog at July 06, 2022 10:07 PM (e1Q8z)
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You need water-cooling on that phone. It's got too many Mega-Hurts. Ice bath?
/s
Posted by: RTFM when in doubt at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (eKoXR)
Yeah, but that takes out my satellite radio... which I do like....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (oHd/0)
I have evidence suggesting that Dogbert has engaged in sexual congress with a pony.
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)
No worries. There are plenty of mainstream sites that will tell you to piss off until you reactivate JavaScript.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (4NlP1)
if you are going to blow something for a prank or for $ di it right.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (hwaFC)
More, there would be no camera footage...
File this under KISS... Keep it simple stupid.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)
The guys behind the guys - not so stupid.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: bonhomme
What we do know us the kid threatened to kill his family in 2019, was committed to a mental hospital at that time because of that, and his Father still filled out a sworn affidavit saying the kid was okay to get an Illinois firearms license. One of the prohibitions to getting one of those is if you've been committed within 5 years previous to the application.
His Father should be arrested and charged with 7 counts of first degree murder.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:14 PM (hwaFC)
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I would also rule out an explosives engineer. They are much more precise and would definitely have demolished all stones simultaneously. Though they would also have spent some time prepping the area...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: R
you are the guy that subscribes to sat radio?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (Pi0m6)
Long live AoS.
*sips bourbon*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)
History is quite clear that things get very sporty very quickly when the stakes change from "my posh friends might thumb their noses at me" to "I can't afford to feed/house myself and my loved ones". It's a cost benefit thing.
Posted by: CppThis
When the posh are unable to feed themselves then the rest of us will be really in distress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 10:09 PM (diceA)
To be honest, don't you think there were enough Roberts in the household already?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 11:17 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: R
you are the guy that subscribes to sat radio?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (Pi0m6)
Yeah, radio here is all Hispanic all the time... and I get tired listening to the 4 days worth of music I have on the phone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
I remember a time, back in the 80's, when Sport's Illustrated lead college football writer posited that California and Florida schools would rule the roost in college football forever more.
Programs in the Big 10 and SWC would be left in the dust.
#notnostradamus
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (BgMrQ)
you have never been to thanksgiving with my relatives have you
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
They can borrow from us
The alumni love us
Posted by: The Duke Men's Lacrosse Program at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (thbCK)
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I have to read all of the comments.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
File this under KISS... Keep it simple stupid.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)
Yup. The power would have been cut, cameras out. The whole thing rigged with explosives on det cord. Long fuse, gone before it vaporized.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (hwaFC)
I thought it was hilarious the arrogance and narcissism required to believe that you could build this massive underground bunker, filled with years of water, food, medicine, booze and fuel, bring down your lazy, entitled friends and have a staff of former Spec Ops to provide security and think that the security team wouldn't immediately understand that they have all of the guns and the skills to remove the worthless slugs and have the place to themselves.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2022 11:19 PM (AHeqJ)
Long live AoS.
*sips bourbon*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America
*sips moar Bourbon*
Posted by: redneck Tannerite Miklos, a sittin' and a sippin' at July 06, 2022 11:19 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (hwaFC)
Drill.... shape charges on the inside of the columns, taking them all down at once, falling outwards,
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (oHd/0)
if you are going to blow something for a prank or for $ di it right.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:15 PM (Pi0m6)
I disagree, because I do not think it was about the actual monument at all. It was a symbolic statement of intent. Between this and the July 4th shooting in Illinois, I think the starting bell has just been sounded.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)
Because we allowed them to be in charge. We might not like it but that's the truth.
The world has been run by people like Trump. Hard nose businessmen and women who see the world as it is not the way they want it to me in some ivory tower. Do you really think he just got lucky by being more successful in 3 years than any other politician in a generation? He actually knows how to create wealth, they do not.
Guys like Gates got rich by stealing some software and being in the right place at the right time. He's no genius. Look at the clown in the WEF. Academics and other clowns who have never actually had to produce squat. They just sit around all day and spout magical theories of how they can remake the world with zero concept of how impractical their ideas are.
They are corrupt morons and now we will all pay the price for allowing them to have so much power. Tell a tranny to fuck off, it starts by not accepting anything these idiots tell us to accept.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: fd
Salacious Topics would be a perfectly OK band name.
Well, in the 80s maybe.
Posted by: Miklosian Retro Anti-Marketing SA de CV at July 06, 2022 10:10 PM (thbCK)
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In these days of fad diets, low salt is fashionable if not scientific, so 'Salacious' would be deemed inappropriate.
Posted by: Spicy Topics? at July 06, 2022 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Is there a way to do that without damage?
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2022 11:21 PM (mn1Pi)
have not had a way to get any since qdpsteve started boycotting the hq.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:21 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Romeo13
You may need access to the Doof/Miklos Musical Archive of some 6000 songs
Posted by: Miklos, Jr. Archivist at July 06, 2022 11:21 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 11:21 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at July 06, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
We have algorithms to do that...
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 06, 2022 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)
Oh it's completely symbolic and a nice jab. Just disagree on the party involved. Drunk redneck? Yes. Drunk SEAL? Nope.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:22 PM (hwaFC)
yeah I dunno you're nicer than me
I took one look at that mom and thought "hoor"
these are my people and trust me - I can see the dumb right on their Italian faces. they r dum.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at July 06, 2022 11:22 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Tom Ser
what have these to do with anything, why not do caddy henge too
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:22 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Is there a way to do that without damage?
Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2022 11:21 PM (mn1Pi)
Well, there'll be a little bit of damage. Just bite off what you want.
Posted by: Killer Whales at July 06, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 11:13 PM
I was letting it play like I usually do when someone shares a video with me. When he wrote "elitism" and defined it, I toggled back to the beginning and listened closely.
"They do not have a program. They only know what they're against; they do not know what they're for."
Wow. That sums up what we're up against, doesn't it?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 06, 2022 11:23 PM (yKPAy)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 11:23 PM (xhaym)
Megan, you can get a million-dollar contract to play professional soccer in Russia!
Don't worry, they're cool with medical marijuana.
Just put it in some vape cartridges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 11:23 PM (I2/tG)
I took one look at that mom and thought "hoor"
these are my people and trust me - I can see the dumb right on their Italian faces. they r dum.
hey, that is my job
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:23 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)
They barely got one, so they tipped the rest 'because safety'.
Now the land can go towards a housing development or a new Walmart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (hwaFC)
I read your comments. Why wouldn't I?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (ZLI7S)
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (DgRPk)
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My wife is a potter. I always thought she should have gotten into making urns, where she mixed some of the deceased's ashes into the glaze.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:20 PM (dscaa)
Thanks. But I have been here for a rilly rilly long time, and the posts often outrace anything remotely glib or humorous I may have said at one point, so I do not worry about it.
that said, Ace once side-boobed one of my comments a couple of years ago. Good times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
If you look closely in the background you will see an empty bottle of ValuRite. Conclusion: Drunk Moron.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 11:25 PM (UCEkw)
Oh, trust me... Not happy with my fellow citizens. How we became so wimpified and sissified the last 20 years, astounds me. I could never imagine my Father's generation wearing masks at the ORDER of the government.
And yes, I was not as much as a squeaky wheel (or asshole) as I could have been either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06
I saw a place that would incorporate a loved one's ashes into a blown glass piece.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (ftFVW)
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (DgRP
Dust to Dust , Ashes to Tats.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (UCEkw)
Actually, scratch that. I want them to suffer. Long and hard. I have to have faith that this is their end fate. Even if it isn't here on earth. Which I wish it was.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2022 10:13 PM (ssqLp)
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The Gestapo or SS, I don't remember which, favored wire.
Posted by: Spicy Topics? at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah. It could have easily been a disgruntled older guy who spent too much time listening to Art Bell back in the day. The Guidestones may not be well known among younger folks today, but they were a popular topic in the usual conspiracy circles back in the dialup modem days.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: S
in fairness, that is stupid
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (oHd/0)
I, for one, like the daytime running lights. They absolutely make it easier to see far-off oncoming traffic when one is attempting to pass on a 2-lane highway. There's no question in my mind that they work. I dislike that they are mandatory, but their usefulness is so damned obvious that simple common sense should dictate that you run your headlights at all times.
I have a lot more concern with mandatory seat belt use, and mandatory helmet laws, than with DRL's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (bWVGq)
Posted by: Zettai at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (Wea+6)
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Macy Gray explains why she thinks having gender reassignment doesn't truly change someone's sex.
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"Thinks".
This is a "thinks". Think about *that*.
"Thinks". No no no. I *think* the Mets are pretty good this year and may not actually collapse in August. I fucking KNOW a man can't become a fucking woman because he fucking says or "thinks" he can.
And so does every single other fucker on the planet. Everyone. Anybody else is lying. There are tribes in Africa that would cook you for even suggesting it.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (dscaa)
They barely got one, so they tipped the rest 'because safety'.
Now the land can go towards a housing development or a new Walmart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (hwaFC)
I thought these weren't anywhere near a city. That would be funny though.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Just do a lot of socking. Then you can see your name in lights every Sunday ONT. Nobody will know what you wrote, but they'll see your name every week.
Sometimes that's all you can hope for.
(sob)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Eternal Ink
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (w0NJk)
I thought it was hilarious the arrogance and narcissism required to believe that you could build this massive underground bunker, filled with years of water, food, medicine, booze and fuel, bring down your lazy, entitled friends and have a staff of former Spec Ops to provide security and think that the security team wouldn't immediately understand that they have all of the guns and the skills to remove the worthless slugs and have the place to themselves.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2022 11:19 PM (AHeqJ)
Who guards me from the Praetorian Guard?
Posted by: Most Roman Emperors at July 06, 2022 11:28 PM (AMIL/)
Cheaper and slightly less creepy than the ashes into fake diamonds racket.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:28 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Bob from the NSA
IT'S ON
makes does it you sense to?
Posted by: Algorithm defeating Miklosian Macedonian Content Farmers at July 06, 2022 11:28 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (4NlP1
Hahah. That's where I heard about them! That and the UN marking up stop signs in the US for directions. Like maps didn't exist or something.
Some of that stuff was koooooo ky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 11:28 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: W
just have the guy stuffed and shoved into a chair in the corner
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Most Roman Emperors
See PDT's private security team. The guys that have been with him forever.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Algorithm defeating Miklosian Macedonian Content Farmers
Fuck
Just hire raimondo
Posted by: reconsidering Algorithm defeating Miklosian Macedonian Content Farmers at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (Pi0m6)
(sob)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
*crushes beer can on forehead*
*does goofy hand dance*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Rein. They've taken the rein.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 06, 2022 10:14 PM (wGeit)
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The hawt Aussie Horse-woman was yesterday.
Posted by: Border Guard on horseback - do I have to whip you lot into shape? at July 06, 2022 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
But you can! Lookup "imprecatory psalms" there are a whole lot of templates there for your own inspiration!
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2022 11:30 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06
Perhaps. It would definitely be distressing to then accidentally break said glass later on.
Could be like a part of the movie Orphan where the evil orphan girl basically kills the mom's rose bush that is a remembrance of a lost baby. Oops and feeling the loss anew.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:31 PM (ftFVW)
The shark fin is critical to aerodynamic stability.
Posted by: Cicero
True.
Have to get my hats custom made, though.
Posted by: Miklos (also pointy-headed) at July 06, 2022 11:31 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 06, 2022 11:24 PM (CAJOC)
EX wife took some of my Daughter's ashes and had them made into pendants.... without talking to me...
Contrary to what she wanted done with her ashes (long story, but we knew).... Pissed me right the fuck off.
Pendants she sent to me and my Son ended up in the river above Yosemite falls (upper falls), which was the last hike me and her ever took.
This whole doing things with peoples ashes leaves me cold...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:32 PM (oHd/0)
Could be like a part of the movie Orphan where the evil orphan girl basically kills the mom's rose bush that is a remembrance of a lost baby. Oops and feeling the loss anew.
Posted by: S
then when you get home you find somebody using it as a bong or sex toy.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:32 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:33 PM (Pi0m6)
That would leave me with only molds and fungus. I don't think so.
Posted by: Egon Spengler at July 06, 2022 10:15 PM (/NCI4)
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Could you use towed-stools behind your car?
Posted by: My Celium is green at July 06, 2022 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
*does goofy hand dance*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte
*does John Belushi version of up....
NO. Belushi would never have done Up-twinkles*
Posted by: Miklos, rapidly correcting self at July 06, 2022 11:33 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
I don't need my name in the marquee lights,
I got my song and I got you with me tonight.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (0fVbu)
We all just got complacent. Good time and soft people.
But it's really past time we just keep bitching about it here or cheered on a Clarence Thomas and started telling those around us who have been pushing this shit to fuck off. They aren't our friends.
Some really tough times coming and I fully intend to walk over the bodies of those who have caused this for me and my family. Metaphorically or literally, their choice.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Pi0m6)
They were a topic on the Art Bell Show with several of his old crowd of usual guests and that's where I think I first heard of them. I miss Art and his usual suspects.
But it is just as it appeared. Some very wealthy people put up a lot of money to create that as a monument to their beliefs. We now those as the NWO/WEF own nothing, eats bugs, and live in pods agenda.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)
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Our priest's most recent homily was on that very subject. His main points were;
1) Pray their hearts are softened and the follow the word of God
2) If they fail that, take comfort in knowing they will be judged fairly (and eternally). You should NOT pray for those condemned to hell. Bed made, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (oHd/0)
I, for one, like the daytime running lights. They absolutely make it easier to see far-off oncoming traffic when one is attempting to pass on a 2-lane highway. There's no question in my mind that they work. I dislike that they are mandatory, but their usefulness is so damned obvious that simple common sense should dictate that you run your headlights at all times.
I have a lot more concern with mandatory seat belt use, and mandatory helmet laws, than with DRL's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (bWVGq)
Once upon a time in the USA a lot of drivers turned on their headlights on holidays as an extra safety measure given the increased traffic, meaning more people trying to pass on the then-typical two lane highways and county roads.
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (AMIL/)
Too tribal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c)
I need a hip, snappy name for it.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 09:55 PM (DgRP
Up the Ash
Eternitat
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:35 PM (dscaa)
*does goofy hand dance*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
For Pug, and all the lonely, unready posters here.
https://tinyurl.com/ywy8h62z
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)
Once upon a time, I had a possible future father-in-law that believed everything he heard on that show. And I mean everything. Even made his kids play a remote viewing (Ed Dames) "board game" that was likely not a board game and really sold as a legit training exercise. I didn't marry into that family, so I dodged a bullet, but should have run in the other direction sooner than I did.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:35 PM (4NlP1)
some surprises
https://tinyurl.com/mpdfy28e
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 11:36 PM (geLO8)
25mL of vodka for everyone!
Posted by: Zettai
Top Shelf, Old Chap!
Posted by: Miklos, at the Stakhanovite Drones Club at July 06, 2022 11:36 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)
LOL, working on a friends run for Mayor of my little town...
Guy I went to Navy Boot Camp with on the Buddy Program... known since early High School.
He's one of us... already got him on the City Council... so... will be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:37 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/ywy8h62z
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I thought SpongeBob was teh Ghey
Oh
Posted by: Miklos, well this is new at July 06, 2022 11:37 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 11:37 PM (mNhhD)
As with so much else these days, unbelievable. A member of Congress, I think who was on the HPSCI no less, directly involved with an agent of our primary intel adversary, with an investigation concluding basically, "well, there's probably been no damage" - and no resignation, committee reassignments, censure. Nada, zip, bupkis.
When I'm flailing around trying to outline or describe the key causes for current national degradation (much of the time), this is exactly the sort of thing that stands out as illustrative. No standards, no shame, no electorate (to too great an extent) that has any standards, understanding, or interest in the country.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 11:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 06, 2022 10:17 PM (QbCrG)
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Edlin is king.
Posted by: eMacs is for wusses at July 06, 2022 11:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Good friend of mine lost his first two sons 19 years ago when they were born preemie (6 months gestation). He and his wife have gone on to have a wonderful daughter and triplet boys. They planted two trees in their yard for the lost Lads and the kids all know that's who the trees are for.
They are now selling that house and moving from Seattle to Port Orchard, WA. Moving those two trees will be in the sale contract for their home. Interesting what people do to keep their lost loves close to their hearts.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:38 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06
The high is phenomenal, but the regret is crushing.
Posted by: Zombie Keith Richards (hey, I'm not dead yet) at July 06, 2022 11:39 PM (ftFVW)
I haven't been praying as I should. When I pray, though, I feel I am being heard. Like, I have no time for you God, but you're always there and ready to listen to me. I am not worthy.
Posted by: jmel at July 06, 2022 11:40 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Rep. (former) Katie Hill (D4Evah) at July 06, 2022 11:40 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:35 PM (4NlP1)
Hwh.
I met one of the Remote Viewing directors once. When he told me who he was I couldn't help myself and burst out laughing. Told him I was a former Army intel guy who remembered all the spoon-bending bullshit and remote viewing crap.
He got really pissed. I laughed even more.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2022 11:40 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Theodore at July 06, 2022 11:41 PM (GJnvT)
Long live AoS.
*sips bourbon*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America
Maybe it has something to do with your JavaScript settings.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 11:41 PM (AmoqO)
Godspeed. Need all the help we can get.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 11:41 PM (89T5c)
some surprises
https://tinyurl.com/mpdfy28e
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 11:36 PM (geLO
Lol, Gabby Giffords gets another prize for standing in the path of a bullet. Keep dumbing everything down, f*ckholes.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 11:41 PM (DgRPk)
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Eh. It could be worse. But then, I enjoy the company of lunatics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 11:42 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Javems
I turned off Smart Comment
Posted by: MiklosDOS at July 06, 2022 11:42 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 10:58 PM (XG2Fi)
Here in Canada, Subway is now using Mark Messier, retired hockey player, as a spokesman. He is a classy guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:42 PM (diniw)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 11:38 PM (OTzUX)
Nixon resigned because of a scandal.
Clinton, did not... and got away with it. Once THAT had happened, once the system failed... it was a downhill slide to see how FAR the system has failed.
Now we have a President who directly benefitted from dealings with foreign countries, WHILE Vice President... and it... just doesn't matter... it just doesn't matter.... it JUST DOESN"T MATTER....
Because all the good looking chick will STILL go out with the rich guys from Camp Mohawk!!!! (sorry, mind is in a really weird place.... tonight... really, just tonight.... really....)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 06, 2022 10:08 PM (glGDV)
Yeah, can't really opt out of onstar unless you cut some cables.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 10:18 PM (oHd/0)
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Eventually they'll fix it so the engine doesn't start unless the blackbox is functioning. No cuttee da cables.
Posted by: Maybe never foolproof though as fools are so ingenious at July 06, 2022 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 06, 2022 11:43 PM (fSS9K)
He's got a real nasty streak when crossed. He went off on someone not too long ago, mutherfucked them up one side and down the other.
He's not all there...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Cranks are OK, it is just that they never understand when they are wrong, and deal badly with it.
He did call it right, with surprisingly poor communication, when he started saying we get to be in the simulation until we get out of it, in 2020.
I think his error was that he thought he wasn't in the simulation, or some section of it, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)
Meatballs is a favorite. Haven't seen it on the tube for a while now.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 11:44 PM (UCEkw)
Win 10, Firefox (yeah, I know) 102.0 (64-bit), NoScript add-on.
Samsung S9 running whatever the latest Android version is.
Let the hating and stoning of GLSD begin!
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 11:44 PM (AMIL/)
Me too, and crazy uncles in the extended family woulda been fun, but not a father-in-law. That's just begging for trouble down the road.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:44 PM (4NlP1)
His father cosigned for him to get a FOID card, which is necessary to buy a gun if you're under 21.
Crimo was 21 at the time of his murders. He could have bought his rifle legally without the FOID.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 11:45 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:45 PM (wJccJ)
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Whatevers, dude.
I'm on a Macbook mini, no issues.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 11:46 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:46 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Mother-in-law OK?
Sister-in-law?
Niece?
Asking for a *snort* FREEEND
Posted by: Hunter at July 06, 2022 11:46 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: DB at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (UCEkw)
Crimo was 21 at the time of his murders. He could have bought his rifle legally without the FOID.
Posted by: bonhomme
He could have,, butcher didn't. He bought the gun when he was under 21 and used it when he was over 21. His father is guilty of murder just as his as son is.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (wJccJ)
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Being abused by one as a child lessens the enjoyment somewhat.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (dscaa)
Demolishing a Satanist monument is not "violence". Just housekeeping.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (diniw)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:46 PM (ftFVW)
Not Joy Behar though. Right? Right!?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
so, they are italian then?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 10:21 PM (Fnhnq)
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You're looking at me aren't you ....!
Posted by: A lupara isa too gooda for yu at July 06, 2022 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Ski School? or Hot Dog, the Movie?
Got em both on Blue Ray...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:49 PM (oHd/0)
Sharkman!!
He is doing great, thanks for asking. His HS coach wants him to play 3B during summer ball, but his summer coach says, Nah, he is my right fielder. Son likes the outfield, but HS coach has said No Dice. It's a mess. Anyway, he is enjoying his summer.
Posted by: jmel at July 06, 2022 11:49 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 11:49 PM (vcwBL)
I think he's also one of those who rarely sharpened his skates, which I find interesting. There were a couple in the NHL at the time who did the same.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 11:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:49 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:49 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (UCEkw)
I would be in favor of Red Flag laws, if I thought the government was both incorrupt, and competent.
They are neither... ergo... no.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miklos, sorry about your Mom blowing up and all at July 06, 2022 11:50 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 11:10 PM (i0wNm)
Apparently the puke's father helped him get his Illinois FOID card, and buy a rifle. He's an accessory before the fact.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (diniw)
Posted by: jmel
Outstanding. He's playing and he's enjoying himself. What summer ball is supposed to be about.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (wJccJ)
Posted by: Miklos, sorry about your Mom blowing up and all at July 06, 2022 11:50 PM (thbCK)
Oh, life ain't that bad, is it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (7bRMQ)
That said - if this clearly insane little mutant fuckin' faggot was my kid, I'd kill him myself before I bought him a gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: b
who is socking a regular?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:52 PM (Pi0m6)
Crimo was 21 at the time of his murders. He could have bought his rifle legally without the FOID.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 11:45 PM (i0wNm)
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In Illinois EVERY individual needs a FOID in order to buy a gun or ammo. They used to cost $10 and good for 10 years?
Posted by: A FOID ? I'm not afraid! at July 06, 2022 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, sorry about your Mom blowing up and all at July 06, 2022 11:50 PM (thbCK)
Due to personal experiences... I don't watch 'entertainment' that has anything to due with suicide.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:52 PM (oHd/0)
It's still gross.
Posted by: Sharkman
I suppose you could filter whiskey through that.
I also suppose there's a market for everything.
Posted by: Miklos, sees lots of flat out weird (not in the Dave way) at July 06, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK)
Lol, Gabby Giffords gets another prize for standing in the path of a bullet. Keep dumbing everything down, f*ckholes.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2022 11:41 PM (DgRPk)
I'd love to have a transcript of the conversation between her and the pResident
FJB: I'm pleased to presrtfhhtfvgt this medadfhyuuh for citixensgtreg
GG: omggdfh thnnj youuhh
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 06, 2022 11:52 PM (BgMrQ)
The Guidestones may not be well known among younger folks today, but they were a popular topic in the usual conspiracy circles back in the dialup modem days.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
They should be thrown into Mel's hole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (IXpV7)
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
Posted by: Some Drugging Rapist Spy Guy From Penn U at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (7bRMQ)
in fairness, free men do not ask permissin
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Romeo13
*Spoiler*
Ain't none
Posted by: Miklos, fun teen flick with cute baseball playing French chick at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (IXpV7)
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
Posted by: Some Drugging Rapist Spy Guy From Penn U at July 06, 2022 11:53 PM (7bRMQ)
So... yer just gonna take out yer Mom and my Mother in Law... right? we're good?
Posted by: Dad at July 06, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
I am interested in how Toronto is firing Sikh security guards for not shaving their beards.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2022 11:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 06, 2022 11:54 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 06, 2022 11:47 PM (UCEkw)
How hard would you try, day after day after day, when you know you will never be punished for a mistake or for being lazy researching the background of an applicant?
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 11:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Art Bell's Bartender at July 06, 2022 11:55 PM (thbCK)
Let the hating and stoning of GLSD begin!
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 11:44 PM (AMIL/)
My two biggest problems with the S9 is the curved screen edge which is really a bad idea and the stupid keyboard delete. For those of you who don't have a Samsung phone this is how the keyboard delete works. You hold down delete and you're deleting characters, like normal. This lasts for 1-2 seconds, then it goes into deleting words and whole lines at a time,... and you've deleted everything now. The only solution is to slow down deleting to way too slow just to give you a chance to control the word/line deleting. Or delete 1 sec stop, delete 1 sec stop, delete 1 sec stop, etc... I hate it.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2022 11:55 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 11:55 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Miklos
America is great for many reasons, one of them being that EVERYTHING has at least one person who is fanatical about IT, and you can also probably receive at least a newsletter about IT.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:55 PM (wJccJ)
He was 19 when his father signed his application for a gun license after the police had already confiscated 16 bladed weapons from him when his family called the cops because he threatened to kill all of them.
He is nucking futs and should never have been able to buy a gun and his family knows it. Normal people don't threaten to kill their own family, get face tats and paint murals of smiley face people with rifles on the side their homes. He belonged in a mental institution.
I'm a strong supporter of the 2nd Amendment but crazy people should not have guns and people who help them get them should be held liable.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:55 PM (wJccJ)
Cousin IT? Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Lawn at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (7bRMQ)
Heh. At least the Gestapo won't be tracking my Studebaker via its on-board computer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2022 11:57 PM (diniw)
Posted by: jmel
Outstanding. He's playing and he's enjoying himself. What summer ball is supposed to be about.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:51 PM (wJccJ)
I loved playing baseball. I made an American Legion team between my junior and senior in High School. Tore up my ankle in the first game. Was on crutches for weeks. Lost summer.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 11:57 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Miklos will pay in even more devalued Euros at July 06, 2022 11:58 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 06, 2022 11:58 PM (Pi0m6)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
KrakatoaScript is east of JavaScript
Posted by: That B-52's Tribute Band feat. Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:28 PM (thbCK)
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You do know they got that movie title screwed up, don't you? Krakatoa is/was west of Java.
Posted by: East, West, what's the difference at July 06, 2022 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sharkman
Newsletter?
Posted by: Miklos will pay in even more devalued Euros at July 06, 2022 11:58 PM (thbCK)
Damn, went looking for a Cousin Itt newsletter for a joke... actor died last year.... /sadface
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:59 PM (oHd/0)
I loved playing baseball and would have loved it more if I would have worn glasses. I played all sports through high school probably legally blind.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:00 AM (UCEkw)
Posted by: confederatefifth
We were ordered to focus on all the ribbons
Posted by: Jr. ROTC at July 07, 2022 12:00 AM (thbCK)
Normal people don't let their kids do all of those things, and then facilitate their purchase of any weapon more deadly than a Red Ryder BB gun. I appreciate there's gonna be some denial and self-delusion in a parent's life when their kid goes off the rails like that, but c'mon. There was a willful blindness going on that needs to be explained.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:01 AM (4NlP1)
From what I'm seeing so far, he bought four guns. Maybe he bought the murder weapon when he was under 21, maybe not.
> His father is guilty of murder just as his as son is.
Considering that he could have legally bought the gun without the FOID card, that's a hell of a stretch. The card language says the cosigner is responsible for the minor applicant's damages. It doesn't say the cosigner is responsible even after the applicant is 21.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 12:02 AM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:00 AM (UCEkw)
Then you became an umpire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)
Stepped out for just a minute, and look! we're heading quickly towards that 1k comments mark...
It's on you, Miklos...I'll try and keep up...more vodka I guess.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 12:02 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: R. Kipling at July 07, 2022 12:03 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:03 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 11:59 PM (oHd/0)
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Sadly, he was typecast by the Addams Family role and couldn't get parts in serious projects.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2022 12:03 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Miklos ain't real picky at July 07, 2022 12:04 AM (thbCK)
As They, or mainly me, said
Posted by: R. Kipling at July 07, 2022 12:03 AM (thbCK)
Such a shame that neither east nor west met the fine writer, Mark Twain.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:04 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:04 AM (UCEkw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
My SIL did that with Mom's ashes. I declined.
Wapiti is the euro name for what we call elk.
Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 12:04 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:00 AM (UCEkw)
Then you became an umpire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)
Hey Blue - you're missing a hell of a ball game!
Posted by: GLSD, former college baseball bleacher bum while a student at July 07, 2022 12:05 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2022 12:03 AM (XG2Fi)
Well, he was Twiki on Buck Rogers.... but being less than 4 ft tall does limit your dramatic roles.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:06 AM (oHd/0)
When I saw him, aside from the obvious discomfort, he was in very good spirits. Told me a great story about taking a ride in one of the two-seat A1's.
Haven't spoken to his wife yet...I never know what to say.
Fair winds and following seas, Shep.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 12:06 AM (eeF+6)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 11:26 PM (ftFVW)
Sounds like a plan!
Posted by: Willie Brown at July 07, 2022 12:06 AM (diniw)
Posted by: Annie Green Springs at July 07, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:06 AM (oHd/0)
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Then there was the floor-length hair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2022 12:07 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero
Unlike Thing, who won a Grammy for his lead role in "Hidden Hand--the Adam Smith Story"
Posted by: Miklos had a Grammy, but she passed on at July 07, 2022 12:07 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 12:07 AM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Miklos had a Grammy, but she passed on at July 07, 2022 12:07 AM (thbCK)
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Hah!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2022 12:08 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:04 AM (7bRMQ)
I played an overnight Poker game, in a Haunted Hotel in Virginia City, on a Table that both Mark Twain and Gen. Grant had played on....
Everyone dressed in period costumes.... was a hoot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:08 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13
I use a Lava Lamp
Posted by: Groovy Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:33 PM (thbCK)
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Just don't spill it as it might set you house on fire.
Posted by: Etna says 'heh heh, do that all the time' at July 07, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ernest and Julio at July 07, 2022 12:08 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Ha!. I've been potting, as a hobby, some 20 years now. Does she sell anywhere?
I did finally make an urn for my Rusty dog.
Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at July 07, 2022 12:11 AM (thbCK)
As They, or mainly me, said
Posted by: R. Kipling
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Just as well, we occidentals are apparently inscrutable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 12:11 AM (eeF+6)
Everyone dressed in period costumes.... was a hoot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:08 AM (oHd/0)
More than one? I never stayed in VC.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:11 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
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Non-ferrous, I hope.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2022 12:12 AM (XG2Fi)
Prayers for your friend. Sounds like he had a peaceful passing, if that's some comfort.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 12:12 AM (fSS9K)
In his Twitter bio, Mayor Pete describes himself as “Working to ensure safety and make transportation more equitable while fighting climate change and creating jobs. (he/him).”
You go, SecGay!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:12 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Etna says 'heh heh
I should set up another doomed to crash-and-burn BitCurrency crypto things.
PomPay
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at July 07, 2022 12:13 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2022 12:13 AM (63Dwl)
Everyone dressed in period costumes.... was a hoot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:08 AM (oHd/0)
More than one? I never stayed in VC.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:11 AM (7bRMQ)
Had a good friend who rented a 3 bedroom apartment on the Main Street of Virginia City... was up there quite a bit until we pissed off the locals... good times though.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:13 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Roger Scruton at July 07, 2022 12:15 AM (thbCK)
His career as an underground gay hand job fetishist was quite lucrative too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:15 AM (4NlP1)
In his Twitter bio, Mayor Pete describes himself as “Working to ensure safety and make transportation more equitable while fighting climate change and creating jobs. (he/him).”
You go, SecGay!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:12 AM (pNxlR)
OK, now about the looming DEF shortage... the stuff that Diesel trucks have to use in the US?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:15 AM (oHd/0)
I'm a strong supporter of the 2nd Amendment but crazy people should not have guns and people who help them get them should be held liable.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:56
TY Jack, that makes a lot of sense. WTF is wrong w/ these parents, I guess they are another dysfunctional generation raised by boomers, we are blamed for everything. Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 12:15 AM (55Qr6)
I never can understand how a highway can be racist. But, I'm a white girl, so what do I know....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 12:17 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Memory Glass... i did that with my two of my deceased dogs ashes. Pretty cool. I had globes made with colored swirls and the ashes incorporated. You would never know. It is expensive though.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 07, 2022 12:17 AM (UUBmN)
"Ok Spade, stand up."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:18 AM (7bRMQ)
The world needs a web browser extension that automatically removes pronouns from social media profiles and email signatures. Just to make those people squirm knowing their pronouns are being lost like tears in the rain, and there's nothing they can do to stop other people from never seeing them.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:18 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 12:15 AM (55Qr6)
We did "Boomer Hate" earlier today.
Interesting to note the young 29y/o's
#contentious
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 07, 2022 12:18 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 11:56
TY Jack, that makes a lot of sense. WTF is wrong w/ these parents, I guess they are another dysfunctional generation raised by boomers, we are blamed for everything. Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 12:15 AM (55Qr6)
I'm not a proponent of limiting peoples right to self defense... but... Murderers should be publicly executed on National TV... all Stations, using the Emergency Broadcast system.
The reason there was LESS murder in the Old West, even with everyone armed???? PUBLIC F"N HANGINGS.
Murder rate skyrocketed after we got rid of capital punishment in most places... and made it not cruel. Well.... as Heinlein said... if its NOT cruel, how the hell is it punishment?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:19 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:19 AM (UCEkw)
Mom bought the combat knives and machete.
Posted by: Miklos is now making shit up at July 07, 2022 12:19 AM (thbCK)
In his Twitter bio, Mayor Pete describes himself as “Working to ensure safety and make transportation more equitable while fighting climate change and creating jobs. (he/him).”
You go, SecGay!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:12 AM (pNxlR)
How does anyone ENSURE safety, Pete?
(He is increasing safety, in a way - the more flights that are canceled, the fewer passengers (and people on the ground) are exposed to risk. Pete could ENSURE airline and road safety by canceling all flights and prohibiting autos and trucks on all roads. I hope he is not lurking here - this may give him bad ideas.)
Posted by: GLSD, former college baseball bleacher bum while a student at July 07, 2022 12:20 AM (AMIL/)
It wouldn't have to be a strict permanent enforcement regime either. A few successfully prosecuted high profile paternal liability cases would go a long way to scaring folks into paying more attention to their borderline kids.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:21 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 07, 2022 12:21 AM (a4EWo)
Haven't spoken to his wife yet...I never know what to say.
Fair winds and following seas, Shep.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 12:06 AM (eeF+6)
Condolences, Mike. It hurts to be losing friends like this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 12:22 AM (UhWof)
Posted by: over the plate at July 07, 2022 12:22 AM (DgRPk)
Posted by: over the plate at July 07, 2022 12:22 AM (DgRPk)
Less than the astronomer who discovered Uranus.
Posted by: GLSD at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: GLSD, former college baseball bleacher bum while a student at July 07, 2022 12:20 AM (AMIL/)
Nope, I'd bet due to the ANGER over cancelled flights, that sub segment of population is more prone to serious anger issues leading to legal problems.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Apparently Old Mama paid about $4000 for Old Papa's urn.
They like to rip off old people.
Posted by: Miklos is now more in charge at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: bonhomme
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He was a genuine good guy. We were fairly merciless in trading inter-service jokes. Last December, while I was lying up in the hospital, recovering from my brain incident, he called me to gloat about the Army-Navy game.
Me: [lying in bed with a tube running out of my skull] "Hullo"
Shep: Game's over, Hammer, Navy 17, Army 13
Me: What! I'm lying here. damn near dead, and you're calling me about the game?!
Shep: Yup. Wanted to make sure you didn't miss it.
Me: Thanks, asshole. How's Joyce?
etc., etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (X1qOg)
Posted by: over the plate at July 07, 2022 12:22 AM (DgRPk)
Less than the astronomer who discovered Uranus.
Posted by: GLSD at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (AMIL/)
$20? same as in town.....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (oHd/0)
"Get some exercise and fresh air. Cremate me. Go out to somewhere located remotely. Dig a hole. Toss in my ashes and plant a tree over them."
My instructions to those who will deal with my remains.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:21 AM (4NlP1)
You mean if we use terror through selective enforcement of laws as a tool we can get people to obey better? Or are you suggesting developing laws to use to terrorize people into obeying?
Can we discuss using administrative fines against hair salons to enforce Covid regulations next?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2022 12:25 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Miklos has seen the Wine Dark Sea at July 07, 2022 12:26 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: over the plate at July 07, 2022 12:22 AM (DgRPk)
Less than the astronomer who discovered Uranus.
Posted by: GLSD at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (AMIL/)
Thats some funny shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
"Thanks. There's a pre-paid tab at the pub"
Posted by: Miklosian Desires at July 07, 2022 12:27 AM (thbCK)
Pete could ENSURE airline and road safety by canceling all flights and prohibiting autos and trucks on all roads. I hope he is not lurking here - this may give him bad ideas.
Have we given any thought to whether SecGay is experiencing post partem depression? Or whether he was able to express breast milk sufficiently to feed twins?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:28 AM (pNxlR)
Y'know, you raise a good point, and terror is an appropriate word. I might just have to denounce myself here.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:28 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:28 AM (pNxlR)
My instructions to those who will deal with my remains.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:24 AM (pNxlR)
Eh, they can just toss my ashes in a pit toilet somewhere.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:29 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:28 AM (4NlP1)
I think we can draw a distinction between parents who are in denial about the evil of their offspring, and those who aid and abet their offspring in the commission of crimes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 12:30 AM (UhWof)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:31 AM (UCEkw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:29 AM (7bRMQ)
My brother said just stick a bone in his ass and kick him to the curb for the dogs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 12:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos feels happy, maybe that's the Bourbon talking at July 07, 2022 12:31 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 07, 2022 12:17 AM (UUBmN)
The Vet we used to cremate or dog gave us a clear blown Christmas ornament with a tuft of his fur inside. Thoughtful.
Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 12:32 AM (AmoqO)
And no, I'm not kidding. I hope his two seat ride delivered ordnance on target, and was effective.
Prayers up. Him, his family, and you. Sucks losing friends. Sucks more, losing friends who were Warriors.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 07, 2022 12:32 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Miklos feels happy, maybe that's the Bourbon talking at July 07, 2022 12:31 AM (thbCK)
What about a guy with a thousand yard stare and a scythe?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You guys are killin' me
Posted by: Hugh Rodham at July 07, 2022 12:33 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:31 AM (UCEkw)
Current plan is the Vet Cemetary here in Central Calif, where Dad is buried...
Under the same Flag... to be given to my Son.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 12:33 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:33 AM (UCEkw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 12:31 AM (VwHCD)
That ain't as good a way to go as you might think.
Posted by: Jezebel at July 07, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Say nothing about the Claymores with Holy Water
Posted by: Miklos may have Tactical Advantage at July 07, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Miklos invites you all, hopefully well in advance at July 07, 2022 12:36 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Theodore at July 07, 2022 12:37 AM (GJnvT)
The mother of my long-standing friend from clear back to fourth grade passed away last night. Combined with my own mother's passing in early May, all parents of boomers from our two blocks or so of neighborhood have passed on.
Our neighborhood was a good one for kids, with there always being plenty of us to choose from to play team games, go adventuring, or just hanging around. "Go out and play!" was the marching order in each household every morning (or afternoon, during the school season).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:37 AM (pNxlR)
What about a guy with a thousand yard stare and a scythe?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Getting over the Bridge of Scythes won't be as easy as you might think.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Ha!. I've been potting, as a hobby, some 20 years now. Does she sell anywhere?
I did finally make an urn for my Rusty dog.
Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
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Nah. It's actually been a while since she's made anything. She used to do the local art fair circuit, but that was ages ago. I was always jealous of the people selling jewelry or clothing, while I was schlepping around big bins of pottery.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2022 12:39 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
The classic Master Sgt. Mama!
Posted by: Miklos liked to play outside, make forts, blow shit up, etc. at July 07, 2022 12:39 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Doge?
Dude!
Posted by: Miklos has been to Venice and seen that there Bridge at July 07, 2022 12:40 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:38 AM (pNxlR)
I know that place! It's in La Paye Des Moissonneurs
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ)
everywhere else, a case of the crabs will cost $20, same as downtown
Posted by: anachronda at July 07, 2022 12:41 AM (I38CQ)
It's actually been a while since she's made anything.
I dared to broach the subject of "What are we gonna do about that monster electric kiln in the garage and the potter's wheel in the basement?" a week or so ago and I was not given the stink eye for doing so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:42 AM (pNxlR)
Our neighborhood was a good one for kids, with there always being plenty of us to choose from to play team games, go adventuring, or just hanging around. "Go out and play!" was the marching order in each household every morning (or afternoon, during the school season).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:37 AM (pNxlR)
Yeah my lifelong friends are losing parents now too. It almost seems like they go in groups.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)
I don't know if you're still present - if not, I'll extend this big thanks to you on Saturday. CLAPTON! I don't know how I missed that at the end of the content...thank you sir!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 12:43 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Extra Credit from Art Class
Posted by: Sarah Palin. Sexy Teacher, Currently single at July 07, 2022 12:43 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:42 AM (pNxlR)
Might want to clean it up and start using it, maybe make some money during the Biden Depression.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:43 AM (7bRMQ)
Might want to clean it up and start using it, maybe make some money during the Biden Depression.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Well, I am neither the potter, nor would I relish the significant bump in our electric bill were it back in business.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Black Market Bread
Posted by: Massive Electric Miklos at July 07, 2022 12:46 AM (thbCK)
The crime rate spiked when we started shutting down mental institutions and made it extremely difficult to get people committed. There were abuses, ask the Kennedys, but the cure was worse than the abuse.
I lived in Boston for many years and saw first hand the results of tossing mentally ill people out on the streets. We are dealing with the extreme of that now with this transgender bullshit and giving drug addicts more drugs in places like San Francisco. Fucking lunacy.
You don't help mentally ill people or society by telling them they are just fine and feeding their illness. You create needless tragedy for everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2022 12:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:46 AM (pNxlR)
Hook it up to a treadmill. Money AND exercise!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:47 AM (7bRMQ)
Black Market Bread
Posted by: Massive Electric Miklos
Now with fresh sawdust! Take that, you melamine-peddling CCP bastards!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at July 06, 2022 10:41 PM (0Vqqt)
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That is hilarious.
(imagining various sensitive areas of the body)
Now what would a moel do if the patient didn't pay up? Reattach it?
Posted by: It could be the unkindest cut of all at July 07, 2022 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Not everyone at the TxMoMeet is geezerly, but enough of us are borderline thus, that we might like to *not* be counted among the living dead?
We'll toast SiD's lost Jessee, this year. Pray we do not yet, toast more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 07, 2022 12:48 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Miklos may misremember, awaits proof at July 07, 2022 12:49 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at July 07, 2022 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2022 12:39 AM (CAJOC)
Yeah. We did the fair bit for a while and stopped for the same reason. We put some of our stuff in one of these Art's and Craft's Malls now. Still more work than I like.
OK, Thursday soon.
Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 12:49 AM (AmoqO)
It's actually been a while since she's made anything.
I dared to broach the subject of "What are we gonna do about that monster electric kiln in the garage and the potter's wheel in the basement?" a week or so ago and I was not given the stink eye for doing so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:42 AM (pNxlR)
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One of the things that sold us on our current house was the good-sized workshop attached to the garage. It's my wife's studio, so her wheel ( and it's a kick-wheel) and kiln are only in her way. I imagine she'll get back to it one day.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2022 12:49 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Sawdust goes to the mealworms.
Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Miklos and nothing but us chickens at July 07, 2022 12:51 AM (thbCK)
OK, Thursday soon.
Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 12:49 AM (AmoqO)
Now that pot is legal in many places, the thrill has gone out of pottery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 12:51 AM (UhWof)
It also helps if you're English, Irish, Scottish or Russian. No need for the pills, mate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
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Pikers.
Posted by: Aussie at July 07, 2022 12:51 AM (qfLjt)
I was always jealous of the people selling jewelry or clothing, while I was schlepping around big bins of pottery.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
That was the genius of Soda Stream, back in its day. It was competing against containers of water and the missus was just fine supplying that on her own instead of schlepping bottles filled with water from the stores.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:52 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
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Pikers.
Posted by: Aussie
*rouses briefly from stupor*
Posted by: Magyar Miklos, drinking with the Finns (again) at July 07, 2022 12:53 AM (thbCK)
There's more $$$ in sales and value in raw materials for doing jewelry, which is her present creativity outlet (not that anything is getting sold, yet).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Welcome to the club, pal.
Posted by: Belteshazzar, Mesopotamian scribe and Keeper of the Seals at July 07, 2022 12:55 AM (thbCK)
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Taking care of the carpet pile one munch at the time.
Posted by: Plays for the other side at July 07, 2022 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
Welcome to the club, pal.
Posted by: Belteshazzar, Mesopotamian scribe and Keeper of the Seals
No one, but no one, wanted to be in your records rooms when those shelves failed ... amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Belteshazzar, Mesopotamian scribe and Keeper of the Seals at July 07, 2022 12:55 AM (thbCK)
We're going to have to let you go. You didn't meet our standards.
Posted by: The Writing on The Wall at July 07, 2022 12:59 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:00 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: Belteshazzar, Mesopotamian scribe and Keeper of the Seals at July 07, 2022 12:55 AM (thbCK)
little known fact: keeper of the seals had to work his way up from otters
Posted by: anachronda at July 07, 2022 01:01 AM (I38CQ)
I called my friend, 'Say Jim, do you folks still have your wife's kiln?' Yup. They've now been nicely annealed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 01:01 AM (nVDxD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:00 AM (fSS9K)
Slowly protects throat.
Posted by: Chickens at July 07, 2022 01:01 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Acerius was condemned to be reincarnated until he gets more comments than the stars in the sky on the Night of Enki.
Posted by: Belteshazzar, Mesopotamian scribe and Keeper of the Seals, oy vey at July 07, 2022 01:02 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2022 12:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Now add in all the pills they give them... Just about everyone I've known who was on Meds from a Psychologist, had HUGE problems later.... why? They would mess up their meds.... due to either carelessness or changes in their med insurance.
Watched it happen a few times....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 01:02 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:00 AM (fSS9K)
Slowly protects throat.
Posted by: Chickens at July 07, 2022 01:01 AM (7bRMQ)
Runs across the road....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 01:02 AM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/227u53vz
Posted by: Helpful Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK)
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What the dickens is this if it has no penile content?
Posted by: Not prairie oysters either at July 07, 2022 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklosian Chickenation LLC at July 07, 2022 01:04 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Not prairie oysters either at July 07, 2022 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
A damn waste of time!
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 07, 2022 01:05 AM (7bRMQ)
And i got on the riding mower and mowed the ditches. After all the rain, the grass is thick and lush, and it took 3 passes to get it to look half-ass decent.
Anyhow, now I am real tired, so I'm going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 01:05 AM (UhWof)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)
We lost my Mom, and 3 out of 4 of her siblings, in one year.... was weird as they had about a 10 year age range.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 01:05 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Not prairie oysters either
Pricked your interest, though
Posted by: Miklosuomi Snipers and Ham Cock OY at July 07, 2022 01:08 AM (thbCK)
Some doctors overprescribe assuming zombified patients are better than those who see little benefit and quit their meds outta frustration. It often goes go wrong when patients self-medicate with booze, weed, stimulants, etc., despite warnings not to mix and match. And simple things like sleep, diet, general physical health, etc., have a bigger impact on overall well-being than people wanna admit to themselves since that requires discipline.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 01:08 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:08 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: Miklosuomi Snipers and Ham Cock OY at July 07, 2022 01:08 AM (thbCK)
I just glansed at it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 01:10 AM (7bRMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/227u53vz
Posted by: Helpful Miklos at July 06, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK)
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Or the Norwegian surströmming
https://tinyurl.com/2223zkr2
Posted by: Banned on some airlines at July 07, 2022 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 07, 2022 01:11 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:08 AM (fSS9K)
Hope you choke on 'em!
Posted by: New Steers at July 07, 2022 01:11 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Miklos, would drink like Finn but need instructress at July 07, 2022 01:12 AM (thbCK)
Time to go tie some turks head knots for bands on a young man's Path to Eagle staff -- 4 orange / 4 green.
I would have preferred that there be more green ones than orange ones based on the cordage types used for each one, but no such luck this time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 01:14 AM (pNxlR)
In general, I don't eat anything with umlauts in it, unless I know the umlauts were organic, free-range, sustainable and Ethically Söurced
Posted by: Miklos, who doesn't even eat vegetarians (yuck) at July 07, 2022 01:15 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Miklos, would drink like Finn but need instructress at July 07, 2022 01:12 AM (thbCK)
I dunno. I feel shafted.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 01:16 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo bird at July 07, 2022 01:16 AM (FLiOE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:16 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: Karine-Miklos at July 07, 2022 01:18 AM (thbCK)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
FJB.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
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What are her accomplishments? How is she deserving of that honor?
Misunderstanding sexuality, and awful hair
Posted by: azjaeger at July 06, 2022 10:56 PM (3/XaG)
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and ugly, don't forget ugly.
Posted by: ragamuffin almost sounds like rag munching at July 07, 2022 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Minnesota Miklos and Mines at July 07, 2022 01:20 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 07, 2022 01:21 AM (znWiM)
Posted by: alternate universe Spocklos at July 07, 2022 01:22 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 07, 2022 01:23 AM (thbCK)
Megan Rapinoe will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House on July 7th.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
I'd be curious what they'd say as to why she is being awarded.
Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 10:57 PM (6RgRK)
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The usual platitudes: ambassador to the world; peace envoy; etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - let's send her to Ukraine at July 07, 2022 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
They're just mocking us, now. Fuck you right to our faces.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Well, I'm happy. We finally got some decent rain. About 2.5" in the gauge since the 4th. My cuz, the retard meteorologist measured similar at his place about a mile or so from here. The okra is poppin' with that nice drink.
I was getting a bit down, when my mother reminded of something this old codger used to say during a hot and dry June. He'd say, "Don't worry, it'll rain by the 4th."
He was right this time. I can barely remember him, I think he died before I even started school.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
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It's been happening ever since Bidet was 'elected'.
I mean, 'Admiral' 'Rachel' Levine?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 01:29 AM (ZlD3b)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 07, 2022 01:29 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:30 AM (fSS9K)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 01:33 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: m at July 07, 2022 01:34 AM (RuTUS)
281 https://tinyurl.com/2zrywb9j
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM
Posted by: m at July 07, 2022 01:36 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Romeo13
*twisting nipples*
"Come in, Tokyo!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 11:06 PM (wJccJ)
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"It is ..ah...raining in Tokyo."
Posted by: Tony Hancock -- The Radio Ham (BBC) at July 07, 2022 01:38 AM (qfLjt)
My cuz and I were discussing that old codgers rain by the 4th thing, and he said, like with a lot of stuff like that, while not really true, does have a basis in fact of weather pattern regimes in locality.
He said indeed there is pattern that occurs fairly regularly of a dry early summer, followed by a rebound to normal or slightly above normal rainfall in the latter part of summer.
That doesn't happen all the time, depends on all kind of shit, including the luck of the draw, but he figured that was probably the basis for the "rain by the 4th" belief.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anthony Hancock -- The Radio Ham (BBC) at July 07, 2022 01:49 AM (qfLjt)
Another interesting thing he's pointed out about our local rainfall. While there is normal rainfall that can be calculated, it's really misleading for us here, because the distribution is actually pretty bi-modal. There are wet periods, and dry periods. He'd said it would be more accurate to calculate a "wet normal" and "dry normal".
And he said most of the time, but not always, you get an extreme event that breaks the pattern and knocks it to the other one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: m at July 07, 2022 01:55 AM (RuTUS)
Hee hee! Told ye! Told ye. You kids and your newfangled phones. Winders 3.1 is all you need! Now get off my Studebaker!
Posted by: Lawn at July 06, 2022 11:11 PM (7bRMQ)
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Would that be an electric Studebaker?
Posted by: Ciampino - Stdebaker made electric cars at July 07, 2022 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. in hoc signo vinces at July 07, 2022 01:59 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:02 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:04 AM (HoHMx)
Plus 30 hours in jail. Florida, of course.
http://tiny.cc/00btuz
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 07, 2022 02:05 AM (mOs5Q)
Posted by: Olde English 800 (Miklos had one, I think) at July 07, 2022 02:05 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Miklos, and the World Wonders at July 07, 2022 02:07 AM (thbCK)
everything is fake.?
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:08 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: Miklos has always been a Cheap Dirt Track date at July 07, 2022 02:10 AM (thbCK)
I don't need a $400 thermometer to measure the temperature of my Joe Biden wienie.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 02:11 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:11 AM (HoHMx)
Apparently one of the engravings said "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 02:14 AM (LVPjk)
** The Flounce **
here's my case:
Yesterday's ONT= entry #399875
my Comment #463,
(#466 Cruel Retort)
& my Rebuttal #501
Posted by: zigzag(ICY Bostonian) at July 07, 2022 02:15 AM (UcGg+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Seriously
I don't charge that much
Posted by: Kammala, seriously at July 07, 2022 02:16 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: zigzag(ICY Bostonian)
Thats ayn rand's liberal judges. Happy 50th anniversary will be better the wants cash from cominational district 9 where have ids. also 10,000 republicans in az are getting with out. Corporate establishment shown deserve in philadelphia againstallegiance by refuse and independent AOC prevent felons
Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 07, 2022 02:18 AM (thbCK)
Detox, Hunter Biden style, from the Daily Mail:
https://tinyurl.com/2zbaqcmr
He's in a tank, butt naked, smoking crack, drinking booze, and jacking off. And filmed himself doing it. That's detox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)
LOL, I always like your posts browndog
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 02:20 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:21 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Not if you need a full hazmat suit to clean up.
Posted by: Miklos disputes your use of terminology at July 07, 2022 02:22 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Farmer
He might be Brown, and he might be a Dog, but he's OUR Browndog!
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 07, 2022 02:24 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:24 AM (HoHMx)
If, anyone remembers
DiscardedLies.com Blog,
we All gravitated from ORKUT.
& communicated very well,
thru private Email.
I added 1 bland-Informative
comment, & a regular Commenter
became Nasty towards me.
Posted by: zigzag(ICY Bostonian) at July 07, 2022 02:24 AM (gPIx3)
Welcome to Calif. El Nino, and no El Nino.... ie Wet years, which they call normal... and drought.
Nothin in the middle. I laugh at people who say 'this is due to climate change'... its been that way more than the 60 years God has granted me here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 02:25 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ciampino
The non-electric parts were made of Studebakelite
Posted by: If Miklos recalls correctly at July 07, 2022 02:26 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:28 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:28 AM (HoHMx)
I keep wonderin who the hell THEY is?
No one ever admits to being in the 'they' category.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 02:29 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miklos uses one of the folding chairs that looks like came from a Presbyterian church hall c. 1965 at July 07, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK)
** Flouncing **
LOVE to recommend "Ace"
& support this site.
Not Able: Absorb Insults.
No flexibility.
If a joke: Make it Plain.
Posted by: zigzag(ICY Bostonian) at July 07, 2022 02:31 AM (UPQog)
Posted by: seemes at July 07, 2022 02:31 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 02:31 AM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Romeo13
Ever' body that ain't me or you
*spits out some Red Man Reaction juice*
Posted by: Clint Eastmikloswood at July 07, 2022 02:32 AM (thbCK)
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If you find out who 'they' are, then you become 'they'.
Posted by: The Strawberry Statement at July 07, 2022 02:33 AM (edjZf)
Posted by: Miklos
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Divan, what about the divan?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 07, 2022 02:34 AM (edjZf)
Posted by: zigzag(ICY Bostonian)
Despite them. ICY BOSTIN WHY? The enemy of my enemy of midway wheel Plain gets some charismatic celebrity vidence midway where of throw them out may be better and look what happened joke fired by georgia legislature. A black lives is a for fines for murder. it all counts. Absord site Trump!
Posted by: raimondo at July 07, 2022 02:35 AM (thbCK)
No flexibility.
If a joke: Make it Plain.
Posted by: zigzag(ICY Bostonian)
>You're new here.
You'll be back.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 02:36 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Not fooled.
I am as far away from the ottoman as I can get, and still grab some ice.
Posted by: Miklos had to have himself Martinized that one time at July 07, 2022 02:37 AM (thbCK)
FYI, the upcoming July full Moon is know as the Buck Moon.
There will be another full lunar eclipse on Nov. 8th. That's the Beaver Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
F*ck me (almost) missed that
Ace approved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ
Posted by: Miklos had to have himself Martinized that one time at July 07, 2022 02:39 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 07, 2022 02:24
Indeed. And you might be a blind monk but we still accept you into this smart military community.
Try the Hauser-Ross Eye Clinic in Sycamore IL, they are are a great help to my wife, if anyone needs eye care and are nearby they are good.
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 02:40 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 02:41 AM (LVPjk)
When did all these moons start getting names?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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*raises hand*
Posted by: Edward Roman, 'Blue Moon' at July 07, 2022 02:44 AM (ZlD3b)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
https://tinyurl.com/4b22pa7s
Posted by: Miklos likes Moon Moon at July 07, 2022 02:45 AM (thbCK)
Many moons ago, the Injuns named all the full Moons. The Farmer's Almanac picked that up. So each full Moon has a name based on that old lore.
Now, somewhere around 2010, various click bait outfits hit on this super moon and blood moon shit. It apparently paid off. The "supermoon" notion was first coined by some damned astrologer, and so any serious astronomers despise it.
Now, the Harvest Moon is the full moon occurring closest to the fall equinox, which will be in Sept. or Oct. This year, the Harvest Moon will be in Sept.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: little piece of me at July 07, 2022 02:52 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: Miklos is a Very Silly Man, let's not go there at July 07, 2022 02:52 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: F-ma at July 07, 2022 02:54 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Our People used all parts of the Moon.
We would cut it up, and count the whacks of the axe.
Posted by: Sen. Lizzy Warren-Borden at July 07, 2022 02:55 AM (thbCK)
We can answer that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eMkH0s3Vpc
Posted by: The Marcells feat. Miklos (not really) at July 07, 2022 02:57 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 12:00 AM (UCEkw)
Then you became an umpire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)
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Said to all referees/umpires everywhere in the world and in every sport.
Posted by: Ciampino - Studebaker made electric cars at July 07, 2022 03:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: F-ma at July 07, 2022 03:04 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: F-ma at July 07, 2022 03:10 AM (HoHMx)
The world needs a web browser extension that automatically removes pronouns from social media profiles and email signatures. Just to make those people squirm knowing their pronouns are being lost like tears in the rain, and there's nothing they can do to stop other people from never seeing them.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 12:18 AM (4NlP1)
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My brain already does that for me. Amazing eh!
Posted by: Ciampino - I am all for nouns, therefore 'pro' nouns at July 07, 2022 03:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: smeak the name at July 07, 2022 03:16 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: smeak the name at July 07, 2022 03:18 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: over the plate at July 07, 2022 12:22 AM (DgRPk)
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Isn't it $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Ciampino - Arrua Urn at July 07, 2022 03:18 AM (qfLjt)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 10:40 PM (2JoB
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Pay attention, plebeians. They're coming for all of us.
https://tinyurl.com/mr48xc3k
Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 07, 2022 03:20 AM (3mBSa)
Posted by: here is another lie at July 07, 2022 03:21 AM (HoHMx)
Ninety minutes of sleep. Now time to make some coffee and wait for sunrise.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 03:22 AM (4NlP1)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 07, 2022 03:25 AM (sAmhv)
What about a guy with a thousand yard stare and a scythe?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:33 AM (7bRMQ)
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Do I have time to call in an A-10 strike?
Posted by: Ciampino - spent U-238 is mean and heavy at July 07, 2022 03:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)
He hates corporate BS and fluff because it competes with his own brand of BS and fluff.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2022 03:30 AM (ybIRR)
Getting over the Bridge of Scythes won't be as easy as you might think.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 12:38 AM (pNxlR)
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I think I'll Styx with the boatman.
Posted by: Rod Stewart - I am sailing acroos the water at July 07, 2022 03:31 AM (qfLjt)
everywhere else, a case of the crabs will cost $20, same as downtown
Posted by: anachronda at July 07, 2022 12:41 AM (I38CQ)
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That sounds like a very cheap doctor. Not to be trusted ... wait ... you meant the source of the crabs?
Posted by: Ciampino - hermit crabs are not those being discussed are they? at July 07, 2022 03:35 AM (qfLjt)
Gladiator: Maximus.
But we need to get that fat fuck, Russell Crowe back in shape.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 03:35 AM (0ocXn)
Hook it up to a treadmill. Money AND exercise!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 12:47 AM (7bRMQ)
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Remembering the "small" electric furnaces we used in the chem lab, and a pottery kiln is much larger, I doubt if pedal power would ever suffice.
Posted by: Ciampino - wood-fired kiln best for bread or pizza at July 07, 2022 03:40 AM (qfLjt)
Salty will be out of pocket for several days and ha honored me by asking me to post his morning greeting in his stead for several days.
And alas, my copy of his greeting has been eaten by the laptop, and we need to depart by 0400 for Baltimore.
So Salty, this will serve as your morning greeting until I arrive in Baltimore and can resurrect the full quote.
.....And keep your head on a swivel....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2022 03:46 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 03:50 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 07, 2022 01:08 AM (fSS9K)
Hope you choke on 'em!
Posted by: New Steers at July 07, 2022 01:11 AM (7bRMQ)
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Engorged on those balls ...... burp (pardon moi)
Posted by: thr moel I look the moel I snip at July 07, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 03:54 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: the moel I look the moel I snip at July 07, 2022 04:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:14 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: the moel I look the moel I snip. at July 07, 2022 04:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 03:50 AM
Keep them dogies rolling, Skip.
Posted by: m at July 07, 2022 04:16 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: the moel I look the moel I snip. at July 07, 2022 04:16 AM (qfLjt)
I'm not seeing this on the BBC.
Posted by: m at July 07, 2022 04:17 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 04:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:23 AM (2JoB8)
Sky News live for free on YouTube and viewable in the US.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 07, 2022 04:24 AM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:24 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 07, 2022 04:31 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 07, 2022 04:32 AM (6LIk9)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:33 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 04:35 AM (X0388)
Thanks, Debby. I appreciate it
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 07, 2022 04:36 AM (6LIk9)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:24 AM (2JoB
You're just another brick in the wall.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 04:37 AM (X0388)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 04:37 AM (X038
FJB is the brick in the wall he won't build.
Posted by: RickZ at July 07, 2022 04:39 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:39 AM (2JoB8)
Made her burial arrangements yesterday. Just having her cremated and we will have her buried in same plot as dad, (up north).
She didn't want a service so we will have family and a priest at the burial - happening at a time ny sister can get home later this summer.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 07, 2022 04:41 AM (6LIk9)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 07, 2022 04:42 AM (6LIk9)
Posted by: RickZ at July 07, 2022 04:39 AM (ldL4g)
FJB could be outsmarted by an average intelligence brick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 04:43 AM (X0388)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 04:43 AM (X038
I bet Hunter Biden knows a thing or two about bricks. White powder bricks but bricks nonetheless.
Posted by: RickZ at July 07, 2022 04:46 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 04:49 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 07, 2022 04:50 AM (6LIk9)
Posted by: m at July 07, 2022 04:50 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 07, 2022 04:41
So sorry for your loss, I missed this. Prayers up from here, you were a good daughter and did a tremendous job in dealing w/ the situation, God Bless You.
Posted by: Farmer at July 07, 2022 05:26 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 07, 2022 06:00 AM (3mBSa)
Posted by: creeper at July 07, 2022 06:04 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 06:24 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: F=ma at July 13, 2022 03:46 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: F=ma at July 13, 2022 04:26 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: Here to Help at July 13, 2022 04:28 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: red white blue at July 13, 2022 04:32 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: 3x4=5 at July 13, 2022 04:56 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: I Think the rot is that Deep at July 13, 2022 05:04 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: I Think the rot is that Deep at July 13, 2022 05:05 AM (HoHMx)
you nitrogen carbon non neutral (mother fuckers)
We are on the way.
I guess this is it?
4 seasons is not by luck.
Posted by: happy thoughts' at July 13, 2022 05:13 AM (HoHMx)
Posted by: waking up at July 13, 2022 05:16 AM (HoHMx)
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