Quick Hits

Jordan Peterson is suspended from Twitter for "hateful conduct." Specifically, this hateful conduct consisted of referring to Ellen Page by her actual, real name, Ellen Page, instead of her delusionary bid-for-attention name of "Elliott."

Incidentally, the Daily Wire just signed Jordan Peterson to "DailyWire+," which is like CNN+ except for the part where it still exists.

And the big news, to me, is that they have 890,000 subscribers, who are paying something like $7 to $15 per month.

Now I think they just had a short-lived spike as everyone signed up to see What Is a Woman (and I guess I'll watch the Gina Carano movie before I cancel), but still, that is a big fluffy pile of money.

Senator Patrick Leahy, who is 82 years ~~young~~ old, broke his hip and will undergo surgery.

Supposedly he is expected to make a full recovery. I dunno. That sounds like a pretty major surgery of a pretty big bone for a very old man.

He's set to retire at the end of his term.

Democrat Representative Abigail Spanberger of Virginia, who frequently complains about the party's leftward lurch and the havoc it's playing on her chances for reelection, says she doesn't want Biden campaigning for her.

Does anyone believe this decrepit lich husk is going to be hustling around the campaign trail, anyway?

Because I don't.

Oh, I've got it: Maybe they'll say they want to "reach the young people" and really "take advantage of our new technological age" and so Biden will be doing a lot of Zoom Campaigning or something.

Rep. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA) has no interest in President Joe Biden campaigning for her, despite her being up for reelection in a competitive race.
Appearing on Fox News' America's Newsroom on Tuesday, Dana Perino pointed out that some have called the race to represent Virginia's 7th District a "toss-up" and asked whether Spanberger would call in the big guns by having a sitting president campaign with her. Spanberger dismissed the idea.
"I intend to do that campaigning myself. I am a candidate. It is my name on the ballot. Certainly, when I first ran, I ran in an R+7 district and I won that seat by getting out and speaking to voters," the congresswoman said.

I betcha Dana Perino "brunches" with Spanberger and other Democrat ladies.

A Burger King employee didn't miss a day of work in 27 years. As a reward on the 27th anniversary of his employment, his corporate overlords gave him... a gift bag containing a couple of candy bars and other crap they found in the back seat of a hobo's car.

He's now got a bunch of job offers from more appreciative employers, as well as a GoFundMe others set up for him, which has already brought in $200,000.

G7 figureheads were goofing on Vladimir Putin for his various Shirtless-on-Horseback KGB Teen Beat photo shoots, but Putin responded Trumpishly.

I think this finally proves... collusion, you guys.

As they sat down for talks, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson jested that G7 leaders could take their clothes off to "show that we're tougher than Putin" amid Russia-West tensions over Moscow's military action in Ukraine.
Canadian premier Justin Trudeau joked that Western leaders could try to match Putin's naked torso pictures with a "bare-chested horseback riding display," one of his widely publicized athletic adventures.

Speaking to reporters, Putin retorted that, unlike him, Western leaders abuse alcohol and don't do sports.
"I don't know how they wanted to get undressed, above or below the waist," he said. ""But I think it would be a disgusting sight in any case."
He noted that to look good "it's necessary to stop abusing alcohol and other bad habits, do physical exercise and take part in sports."

I mean: Even the Devil sometimes mixes in truth with his lies, right?

Do you think Castreau has moobs and puffy nips? Because I do.

Madison Cornbread is accused of having made another false statement. Supposedly a case of her telephone-game gossip-mongering gone wrong.

Ms. Cornbread says she heard from Stacey who heard it from Macy that Giuliani had met with Jeff Clark -- the current main target of the J6 S.S. -- at the White House.

It appears to be a case of mistaken identity because Giuliani had met with a Justin Clark at the White House.

I have spoken with a well-placed source, and I have a confirmatory email between @washingtonpost and another well-placed source.

So The Washington Post knows Ms. Hutchinson's testimony is not truthful.

When will WaPo report this?
— 🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 (@mrddmia) June 29, 2022

From Sister Toldjah at RedState:

Join me on a JOURNEY through #SteeringWheelGate

1️⃣ J6 Committee bills “explosive testimony” including steering wheel chaos
2️⃣ Networks cover extensively
3️⃣ It falls apart
3️⃣ We find out Secret Service wasn’t even asked to confirm
4️⃣ Left argues “steering wheel didn’t matter” pic.twitter.com/AaaIDybUL4
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) June 30, 2022

Leftist Rep. Jamie Raskin falls apart under basic questioning from Jake Tapper on the latest round of questionable "allegations" against Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/jlyF9fPmL9
— MRCTV (@mrctv) June 29, 2022

Friends co-creator Marta Kaufman says she's totally "embarrassed" to have made a show based on her own (glamorized) experiences and totally should have made one about all the different ethnicities in America.

The woman behind "Friends" is trying to make things right.
In a new interview with the Los Angeles Times, co-creator Marta Kauffman addressed the decades of criticism the classic sitcom received for its lack of diversity among its leads.
READ MORE: 'Friends' Co-Creator Marta Kauffman Gets Emotional As She Admits 'I Didn't Do Enough' To Promote Diversity On The Show

Despite feeling for years that the criticism unfairly singled "Friends" out, calling it "difficult and frustrating," Kauffman's perspective has shifted in recent years.
That shift led her to recently pledge $4 million to Brandeis University, her alma mater, to establish an endowed professorship in the school's African and African-American studies department.
"I've learned a lot in the last 20 years," she explained. "Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It's painful looking at yourself in the mirror. I'm embarrassed that I didn't know better 25 years ago. "

What inspired Kauffman's change of mindset on the issue was the reckoning over racism and police violence against Black people in recent years.
"It was after what happened to George Floyd that I began to wrestle with my having bought into systemic racism in ways I was never aware of," she said. "That was really the moment that I began to examine the ways I had participated. I knew then I needed to course-correct."

Well, if you really mean it, you'll spend hundreds of millions of dollars to digitally insert new black characters into the show.

But I don't think you do mean it. I think this pittance of $4 million is meant to shut everyone up so you don't have to do real Restorative Justice and put in new diverse Jar-Jar Binks characters into old Friends episodes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:41 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:41 PM (llXky)

2 Ha!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:42 PM (llXky)

3 And now to read the content.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:42 PM (llXky)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

5 f micro ben. not one dime, ever.

Posted by: x at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (uQFwj)

6 Nood but no first

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (yikp0)

7 Well, congrats to the Daily Wire. Even if they do employ that ferret Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (XvPQV)

8 Well wouldn't mind seeing the Finland PM topless

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8)

9 I said Nood. Gimme a gold star

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (Ynyl9)

10 Twitter has an...interesting...opinion on what is hateful and what is not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

11 Bojo looks like a drunk.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:44 PM (sn5EN)

12 And now a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister...

Posted by: JEM at June 30, 2022 05:44 PM (I36fI)

13 Castreau shirtless would look like a cross between Celine Dion, Geddy Lee and an elk scrotum.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 30, 2022 05:44 PM (voHIS)

14 I really feel sorry for Ellen Page. Is she going to play Bud Bundy if they ever bring back 'Married with Children'?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 30, 2022 05:45 PM (Ynyl9)

15 "Democrat Representative Abigail Spanberger of Virginia...says she doesn't want Biden campaigning for her."

Well, who wants him to sniff their hair?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

16 Well Putin isn't wrong about that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 05:46 PM (b2nrj)

17 The Presidential Limo uses mind control. Trump was just distracted that day.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 30, 2022 05:46 PM (Ynyl9)

18 That was quick.

Posted by: From a lab near all at June 30, 2022 05:46 PM (qfLjt)

19 Gonna be Kung fu fighting
That shit's as fast as lightning

It's just a little bit frightning

Makes for some sphincter tightening

Oh oh oh oh!

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 30, 2022 05:46 PM (Ja3qS)

20 This is The Daily Wire.

DailyWire+@dailywireplus 6h
OUT NOW: @jordanbpeterson sits down with @RubinReport to discuss the evolution of his lifestyle, the recent Leftist push with transgender ideology, and the uncharted territory of gay fatherhood.

They push this shit to their young and naive audience, that pays 12 bucks a month for it.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (qH6FZ)

21 So Kaufman is buying an 'indulgence' to wipe away her sins.

Weird how these things never go away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (llXky)

22 And donating millions to earn Diversity points is just stupid. But...she's got the millions to burn.

There's nothing wrong with being white and making a show with white characters.

Are we supposed to be pissed off that the Cosby Show didn't have hot blondes?

Because...um...now I kinda wish the Cosby show had hot blonde supermodels Cosby was ALLEGEDLY banging off-camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

23 13 Castreau shirtless would look like a cross between Celine Dion, Geddy Lee and an elk scrotum.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 30, 2022 05:44 PM (voHIS)

Hillary topless would permanently scar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

24 9 I said Nood. Gimme a gold star
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 30, 2022 05:43 PM (Ynyl9)

And a lemon bar?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

25 Imagine the creator of "Good Times" being ashamed of not putting enough fictional white people in Cabrini Green.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 30, 2022 05:48 PM (M9XmQ)

26 Imagine the entire G7 shirtless. Yeah, that would terrify Putin like a parade of geriatric mental patients.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 30, 2022 05:48 PM (voHIS)

27 Here's the thing: you're not supposed to work for Burger King for 27 years.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 05:48 PM (HmZuC)

28 Hi, this is ellipsis. Why in the HELL are you implying that the guys get SHIRTS??! Shirts have nothing to do with guys.
Search engines. Use them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirt

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2022 05:49 PM (dscaa)

29 26 Imagine the entire G7 shirtless. Yeah, that would terrify Putin like a parade of geriatric mental patients.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 30, 2022 05:48 PM (voHIS)

Also imagine if Angela Merkel was still the German PM. Yikes!

Posted by: Thrawn at June 30, 2022 05:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

30
Madison Cornbread is accused of having made another false statement.

__________

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING WOMEN?!?!?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2022 05:49 PM (/U27+)

31 Justin Trudeau. Guy Bicurious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

32 30
Madison Cornbread is accused of having made another false statement.

__________

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING WOMEN?!?!?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2022 05:49 PM (/U27+)

He's attacking cornbread. That's worse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

33 I really feel sorry for Ellen Page. Is she going to play Bud Bundy if they ever bring back 'Married with Children'?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 30, 2022 05:45 PM (Ynyl9)
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That whole situation is deeply disturbing. She was one of the rising young stars of Hollywood and then...something broke her. Or someone.

I know a reasonable amount of Hollywood history, and I don't think there's anything comparable to a woman achieving a breakthrough film, finding ever-increasing success and then abruptly declaring her self to be a guy and cutting her breasts off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:50 PM (llXky)

34 I knew a kid in college with spanbetgers.
.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (anj39)

35
Do you think Castreau has moobs and puffy nips? Because I do.

Baloneynipples

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

36 I've learned a lot in the last 20 years," she explained. "Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It's painful looking at yourself in the mirror.

You've learned nothing, you pitiful bint.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Xrfse)

37 Too bad Merckel isn't in power anymore. Her and Castro's mattress stain could have a flabby tits competition.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (HmZuC)

38 Why is Petersen taking about gay fatherhood?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (CxH0T)

39 Pinto beans, rice, and cornbread. The other trinity.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (gktX6)

40 2:19 spent on that Judo story where there's 30 seconds worth of content, max.

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (MpOGS)

41 Oh sure, suggest the G7 get shirtless after that hottie Frau Merkel departs the scene.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (ppBhU)

42 "you're not supposed to work for Burger King for 27 years."

Why not? Some people are happy with what they have. They may have no further aspirations.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (sn5EN)

43 My crystal ball is cloudy, but these MFers have ruined everything they touch, and at the same time they seem to expect all their hamsters are just gonna keep on spinning the wheels for them forever. That's not how this works

When their giant log jam of shit breaks loose, it's gonna be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (2goIS)

44 I know a reasonable amount of Hollywood history, and I don't think there's anything comparable to a woman achieving a breakthrough film, finding ever-increasing success and then abruptly declaring her self to be a guy and cutting her breasts off.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Truly unprecedented!

Posted by: The Wachowski Sisters at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (M9XmQ)

45 I've learned a lot in the last 20 years," she explained. "Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It's painful looking at yourself in the mirror.

You've learned nothing, you pitiful bint.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Xrfse)
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She learned she can write a check and get away with anything.

Like everyone else in Hollywood.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (llXky)

46 Justin topless [left] in 2016...
https://tinyurl.com/4vvdtaj7

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (yikp0)

47 Hi, this is Gina Jibjab. Why in the HELL are you implying that lace wigs could be high quality, available and ready to order??! Wigs have nothing to do with laces.
Search engines. Use them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wig

Posted by: Gina Jibjab at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (dscaa)

48 42 "you're not supposed to work for Burger King for 27 years."

Why not? Some people are happy with what they have. They may have no further aspirations.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (sn5EN)

Might have other stuff in their lives that they're focused on.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (b2nrj)

49 39 Pinto beans, rice, and cornbread. The other trinity.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (gktX6)

Tortillas. But that's my heritage.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

50 >>READ MORE: 'Friends' Co-Creator Marta Kauffman

ANOTHER woman who looks like ADM Richard "Dick" Levine
https://tinyurl.com/4x6umwca

Posted by: DB at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (geLO8)

51 "Democrat Representative Abigail Spanberger of Virginia,..."

***

What is it with these female Democrat politicians and these jaw lines? She looks like she could leave teeth marks in rebar.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (wb1YC)

52 "He noted that to look good "it's necessary to stop abusing alcohol and other bad habits, do physical exercise and take part in sports."

Yeah sure Vladi. I guess none of our western leaders can boast the training and career of a KGB colonel like you where you got and practiced the good habits of an espionage agent abroad while working against foreigners in their own countries.

Posted by: Speller at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (pSotA)

53 "Deadnaming" is stupid. There was a time in her life that she was "Ellen Page" and that person had breasts to be removed.

It wasn't breast removal on a man/male/guy. It was breast removal on a female. It would sound pretty stupid to say "He had his breasts removed".

Then again, stupid is pretty popular these days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (krQz2)

54 yeah , you could be right about Dana, cuz she's kinda a bushie and she's from WY

but I spent 50 years reading people and I can see a rightward move in her

not overtly but she's thinking

plus, she's kinda cute

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (us2H3)

55 We need a cabinet level federal agency to monitor media for racial and gender disparities. It should not need any more than 400,000 well armed employees with bases is all 57 states.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (AutJR)

56
Truly unprecedented!

Posted by: The Wachowski Sisters at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (M9XmQ)
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Thank you for bringing that up. That's another odd bit, though the key difference is that they were working behind the camera, not in front of it. No one rates directors on hotness - their draw is for the work, not how they look.

Some serious weirdness going on in those Hollywood hills.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (llXky)

57 I'm perfectly content to allow this woman-like entity (the most I can vouch, as I am not a biologist) apologize for Friends.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (ppBhU)

58 Elk Scrotum fronted for Van Halen between David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar, am I right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (guGkK)

59 >> But I don't think you do mean it.

It's real easy to renounce all future residuals if the show is such a piece of crap (Worse than the founding fathers!) that is needs to be canceled.

It is even easier to give back all the money she earned. It would be racist to keep a penny.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (mgqyq)

60 J6 is perhaps the best example of Santayana's statement, "2nd time as farce".

Posted by: SFGoth at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (KAi1n)

61 Is it bad that I have more respect for Putin than the rest of that G7 panel combined? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (sn5EN)

62 >>>When their giant log jam of shit breaks loose, it's gonna be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (2goIS)

Why is the water rising so fast?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (QYPq3)

63 53 "Deadnaming" is stupid. There was a time in her life that she was "Ellen Page" and that person had breasts to be removed.

It wasn't breast removal on a man/male/guy. It was breast removal on a female. It would sound pretty stupid to say "He had his breasts removed".

Then again, stupid is pretty popular these days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (krQz2)

it is rare, but some men have the BRCA genes and get breast cancer. In that case, yes, men can get their breasts removed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

64 That whole situation is deeply disturbing. She was one of the rising young stars of Hollywood and then...something broke her. Or someone.

I know a reasonable amount of Hollywood history, and I don't think there's anything comparable to a woman achieving a breakthrough film, finding ever-increasing success and then abruptly declaring her self to be a guy and cutting her breasts off.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Makes you watch her first film "hard candy" completely differently

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (MGB5H)

65 Well trained! Well trained! Did I say armed? I meant trained! Only a small number would need to be armed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (AutJR)

66 Check this out! Finally!! A song with my name that doesn't totally suck!! This guy is good!

https://tinyurl.com/3s6n83e4

Posted by: jewells45 at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (nxdel)

67 LOL, I love the bottom video. The black belt guy has his prisoner in what is called "the gift wrap".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (jTmQV)

68
"He noted that to look good "it's necessary to stop abusing alcohol and other bad habits, do physical exercise and take part in sports."

_________

"I do target practice every day. The backs of my enemies' skulls at point-blank range."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (/U27+)

69 Hi, this is Blabber McBlabby. Why in the HELL are you implying that there is desire for something called a fartclam??! Farts have nothing to do with clams. Clams don't even fart.
Search engines. Use them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clam

Posted by: Blabber McBlabby at June 30, 2022 05:55 PM (dscaa)

70 61 Is it bad that I have more respect for Putin than the rest of that G7 panel combined? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (sn5EN)

If he wasn't invading his neighbors, I'd be agreeing with you without reservations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (XvPQV)

71 62 >>>When their giant log jam of shit breaks loose, it's gonna be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (2goIS)

Why is the water rising so fast?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 30, 2022 05:54 PM (QYPq3)

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

72 4 million is very generous. Each of the six Friends lead actors makes about 20 million dollars a year from residuals. I wonder what the co creator makes?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (cupoy)

73 Internet says Marta Kaufman net worth = $400,000,000

so $4M is like a nice tip to her

Posted by: DB at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO8)

74 If she was secretly racist and Friends was racist, then with the old adage "Write about what you know", do the Woke really want a racist writing about PoC?

How could they authentically write about that? And wouldn't it be racists to not just hand your job to a POC so they get it right?

She's making the argument that Friends should never have been written.

Good for her. Then she would be properly obscure.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (krQz2)

75 "Deadnaming" is stupid. There was a time in her life that she was "Ellen Page" and that person had breasts to be removed.

It wasn't breast removal on a man/male/guy. It was breast removal on a female. It would sound pretty stupid to say "He had his breasts removed".

Then again, stupid is pretty popular these days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (krQz2)
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The crime was pointing out that this conventionally cute actress has mutilated herself. This horrifies the normals, who will naturally be afraid that their daughters will do the same - and wonder what could drive them to do it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (llXky)

76 When are we going to get a crack at some diversity around here?

Posted by: The Banthas at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

77 Barnhardt sighting makes me realize I need to buy more horse paste. Going with Valley Vet this time. Amazon was a ripoff in hindsight.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (M9XmQ)

78 19 Gonna be Kung fu fighting
That shit's as fast as lightning

It's just a little bit frightning

Makes for some sphincter tightening

Oh oh oh oh!

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 30, 2022 05:46 PM (Ja3qS)
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That fartclam line? Much too late for FJB.

Posted by: Ciampino - keeping it tight at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (qfLjt)

79 Wasn't Madison Cornbread a backup singer for Black Eyed Peas?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (anj39)

80 Why is Petersen taking about gay fatherhood?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (CxH0T)

Because The Daily Wire is about one year away of being even more liberal then they were before Trump won.
But hey, they're making movies nobody watches.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 30, 2022 05:57 PM (qH6FZ)

81 I never liked friends. I never actually watched it, but why are the kids so impressed? Same with that Dunder Miflin one. Or that one with the weird IT guys. So many shows with childish humor, and yet the late teen kids fawn over them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (mgqyq)

82 If he wasn't invading his neighbors, I'd be agreeing with you without reservations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (XvPQV)
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Is invading your sister-in-law okay?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (llXky)

83 "If he wasn't invading his neighbors, I'd be agreeing with you without reservations.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"

I get the impression that you might mean you might agree with my friend.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (sn5EN)

84 Semi-related - Cornbread usually has an acidic component (like Buttermilk) to achieve some mechanical rise due to Baking Powder.

I've no Buttermilk, nor Vinegar, on hand, nor Lemon Juice to effect even ersatz Buttermilk. I made some the other day with plain Milk, and it was OK, but is there something else?

Keep in mind I'm a guy. "Going to the store tonget some Buttermilk" is not an option. Recipe to be completed with ordinary household items currently on hand. Pickle juice might work, except I'm down to my last unopened jar, so unlikely.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (2goIS)

85 Internet says Marta Kaufman net worth = $400,000,000

so $4M is like a nice tip to her
Posted by: DB at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO

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She should give it all to the Writers of Color whose jobs she "stole".

When somebody tells you who they are, believe them the first time. She said she was racist. I believe her. (And it is a small step to believing all women.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (krQz2)

86 ""Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It's painful looking at yourself in the mirror. I'm embarrassed that I didn't know better 25 years ago. "
Translation
My accountant says I'm gonna get reamed on estate taxes and I need to spend that shit down.

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (MpOGS)

87 You could do an earthier Friends where, instead of the season ending zinger being an engagement or a pregnancy, one of the 6 friends is killed in a bad drug deal.

Season 6 would require a change of title.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (8AONa)

88 Putin does not look like he works out.
Maybe he's going blind.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

89 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 6m
SEN. MARKEY: "What other judicial attacks must we endure from this illegitimate Supreme Court majority before we act to expand the Supreme Court? [...] Republicans stole two Supreme Court seats."

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1542626548892704772

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (yikp0)

90 I bet that dude's jiu jitsu place is gonna get a lot of business.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (0fVbu)

91 Imagine the entire G7 shirtless. Yeah, that would terrify Putin like a parade of geriatric mental patients.

Maybe not terrify, but the glare off their bodies could temporarily blind him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (Bd6X8)

92 76 When are we going to get a crack at some diversity around here?
Posted by: The Banthas at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Meesa help!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (PiwSw)

93 "you're not supposed to work for Burger King for 27 years."

***

I knew older women in my family back in the day who worked in a textile mill their entire adult life until retirement. I've also known men who worked factory jobs
and done the same. If you're an average adult you've got people just like that in your own families.

Most people have no desire for a corner office. They just want to take care of their families and live a good life.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (wb1YC)

94 Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It's painful looking at yourself in the mirror. I'm embarrassed that I didn't know better...

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OK, people do feel this way when they're genuinely ashamed of something. Like, maybe after you get clean of your crack habit, but you can't forget that gas-station attendant you killed for dope money when you were using, and you can't tell anyone about it to get it off your chest.

Not for making "Friends." That statement is completely over-the-top. Just full-on, ridiculous virtue signaling.

But not quite as ridiculous as a white woman worth half a billion dollars giving $4m to a rich University with a student body as white as the cast of Friends, for muh POCz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (IXpV7)

95 >>>I never liked friends. I never actually watched it, but why are the kids so impressed?

i've seen like five of them and a few bits on YouTube.

It always struck me as a show that was trying to be more cute than funny. I think it was more selling the fantasy of being young and having a fantastic apartment in NYC than being a real comedy.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (B3oWe)

96 "It was after what happened to George Floyd that I began to wrestle with my having bought into systemic racism in ways I was never aware of, " she said.

So... if one of the Friends characters had been a POC, George Floyd would have been a brilliant surgeon or something. Is that how it works?

Posted by: DaisyB at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (Hswbs)

97 87 You could do an earthier Friends where, instead of the season ending zinger being an engagement or a pregnancy, one of the 6 friends is killed in a bad drug deal.

Season 6 would require a change of title.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (8AONa)

Drop a letter for a more interesting series...Fiends.

Posted by: Madge at June 30, 2022 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

98 "I've no Buttermilk, nor Vinegar, on hand, nor Lemon Juice to effect even ersatz Buttermilk. I made some the other day with plain Milk, and it was OK, but is there something else?"

Crush up a chewable Vitamin C pill or two and mix it into the flour component.

Posted by: Speller at June 30, 2022 06:00 PM (pSotA)

99 38 Why is Petersen taking about gay fatherhood?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (CxH0T)

He's Canadian.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:00 PM (XvPQV)

100 >>>90 I bet that dude's jiu jitsu place is gonna get a lot of business.

Have you heard of Eagle Fang karate?

Posted by: Sensei Johnny "Ace" Lawrence at June 30, 2022 06:00 PM (B3oWe)

101 Marta Kaufman should have told them to stuff it. "Friends worked just fine as it was. Get over yourselves."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2022 06:00 PM (c6xtn)

102 568 Dr. Vladimir 'Zev' Zelenko passes away

https://tinyurl.com/y4z5p6ep
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
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Nice article, he was a good man.
It was his protocol that I prepped for Covid.

RIP, Zev

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for the Tesla phone at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (gfCY0)

103 If the Red Hot Chili Peppers were an Indian band

https://youtu.be/F3VYORQhhWY

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

104 76 When are we going to get a crack at some diversity around here?

Posted by: The Banthas at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

C'mon, Pops already sent you crack pipes!

Posted by: Hunter at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

105 Keep in mind I'm a guy. "Going to the store tonget some Buttermilk" is not an option. Recipe to be completed with ordinary household items currently on hand. Pickle juice might work, except I'm down to my last unopened jar, so unlikely.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM

The output of micturition is acidic, and something to probably have in-hand.

Posted by: ChemJeff's protege at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (a3Q+t)

106 I know a reasonable amount of Hollywood history, and I don't think there's anything comparable to a woman achieving a breakthrough film, finding ever-increasing success and then abruptly declaring her self to be a guy and cutting her breasts off.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

That whole situation is so sad. Those photos with the scars.
What a vile society that tolerates this.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (mgqyq)

107 76 When are we going to get a crack at some diversity around here?

Posted by: The Banthas at June 30, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)
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You can get crack anywhere, same as in town.
Diversity? Well in any group of people, half are below average and half above average (I did the math for you so you wouldn't have to) so there is diversity there.

Posted by: Ciampino - keeping that crackass tight at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (qfLjt)

108
But hey, they're making movies nobody watches.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 30, 2022 05:57 PM (qH6FZ)

Ben Shapiro is a smart and important super conservative, who is the voice of the youth and winning the culture war.

*beep bop boop*

Posted by: Conservative NPC at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (IXpV7)

109 99 38 Why is Petersen taking about gay fatherhood?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 30, 2022 05:51 PM (CxH0T)

He's Canadian.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:00 PM (XvPQV)

LOL, so wrong on so many levels...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

110 >>>Why not? Some people are happy with what they have. They may have no further aspirations.

If he's happy with what he has, and is not on food stamps, Medicare, welfare and all the other fed, state and local government goodies, then certainly. Otherwise, he's gaming the system.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (HmZuC)

111 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 6m
SEN. MARKEY: "What other judicial attacks must we endure from this illegitimate Supreme Court majority before we act to expand the Supreme Court? [...] Republicans stole two Supreme Court seats."

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1542626548892704772
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (yikp0)
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I had a bad feeling that this would be a fleeting victory when Dobbs came down. I hope I'm wrong.

But we're dealing with Will to Power Ain't Tryin' To Hear You.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (krQz2)

112 Friends was comfort food. It was two and a half hot chicks and one cute guy, one funny guy and one guy you wanted to kick in the balls.

Shit is like crack, yo.

My friends and I called it 'The Joey and Chandler show'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (XvPQV)

113 88 Putin does not look like he works out.
Maybe he's going blind.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

Maybe him and Steven Seagal "work out" together now, as Seagal became a Russian citizen not too long ago.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

114 A Burger King employee didn't miss a day of work in 27 years. As a reward on the 27th anniversary of his employment, his corporate overlords gave him... a gift bag containing a couple of candy bars and other crap they found in the back seat of a hobo's car.

As if I didn't need another reason not to go to Burger King.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (hOAT3)

115
It always struck me as a show that was trying to be more cute than funny. I think it was more selling the fantasy of being young and having a fantastic apartment in NYC than being a real comedy.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2022 05:59 PM (B3oWe)
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Since you're only 29, you don't really remember the 90s that well. It was a time when people were decompressing from the Cold War and watched stupid shows about silly stuff and exactly no one attached any significance to any of it.

You'll be surprised to know that there was quite a heated national debate over whether oral sex actually counted as sex. It was a great time to be a reasonably attractive young man, if you take my meaning.

This is probably why Jonah Goldberg is so angry.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (llXky)

116 That Trudeau shore has purdy mouth.

Posted by: Man in bib overalls behind every tree in the woods at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (AmoqO)

117 89 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 6m
SEN. MARKEY: "What other judicial attacks must we endure from this illegitimate Supreme Court majority before we act to expand the Supreme Court? [...] Republicans stole two Supreme Court seats."

Stole 2 seats ? Seriously ? And Joe is in Europe attacking SCOTUS.. In all My years I have never seen anything like this

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2022 06:02 PM (bs+z0)

118 I wonder if the social media police will ban people if they refer to Page as simply E. Page? Probably so. They'll make-up a rule that trannys must be always be called by full first and last names, or else! Non-use of the full new-sex first name is hateful!

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (AMIL/)

119 The Ellen Page thing reminds me of Cher's daughter, Chastity. Pretty sure she went nuts after being molested by a lesbian babysitter.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (YynYJ)

120 89 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 6m
SEN. MARKEY: "What other judicial attacks must we endure from this illegitimate Supreme Court majority before we act to expand the Supreme Court? [...] Republicans stole two Supreme Court seats."

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1542626548892704772
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (yikp0)

I am so proud to have this man as my senator and we also have Liz

the enriched embarrassment is overwhelming

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (us2H3)

121 Trudeau is (as my 91 year old mother says) "a pantywaist" and for real he's a creep but he's actually in pretty good shape. His father was legendary for looking after himself (swimming) and his self absorbed jackwad of a son does as well. See also under Trudeau vs Brazeau Boxing match.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (mZOHK)

122 Prediction:

In a time frame resembling 12-18 months from now, some "diversity" proponents are going to conclude that they must begin to oppose inter-racial marriage so that they will continue to have enough different flavors to make up their constellation of colors the way they want to see it.

Posted by: jc at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (N1WXz)

123 "Ben Shapiro is a smart and important super conservative, who is the voice of the youth and winning the culture war."

Voice huh. When Shapiro gets talking fast he sounds like Porky Pig.
Give it a listen sometime and see if you don't agree.

Posted by: Speller at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (pSotA)

124 Meh. Last year my dad broke his hip when he was 83. What surprised me is they have hips ready to go at the hospital. My brother asked me to make sure the doctor knew what she was doing. It was a Friday, she said she'd probably do 3 or 4 that weekend and it's the most common surgery of most hospitals. They had my dad up and trying to walk on Sunday or Monday. Literally two days from broken hip to physical therapy.

Nobody over 80 should be anywhere near the levers of government.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (KwBmy)

125 "you're not supposed to work for Burger King for 27 years."

Why not? Some people are happy with what they have. They may have no further aspirations.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:52 PM (sn5EN)
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There's no shame in an honest day's work. If he enjoyed it and was good at it, good for him. It's just unfortunate that Burger King doesn't recognize his value as a model employee. He could easily become their poster boy for working there, but if they don't see that it, it's their loss.

As was pointed out, other employers are happy to snatch him up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (K5n5d)

126 "Deadnaming" is stupid. There was a time in her life that she was "Ellen Page" and that person had breasts to be removed.

It wasn't breast removal on a man/male/guy. It was breast removal on a female. It would sound pretty stupid to say "He had his breasts removed".
Then again, stupid is pretty popular these days.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (krQz2)

Have you looked at the Ayn Rand Wikipedia page?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (xhaym)

127 People are shocked by these idiot judges responses.

Expecting what, That they put hands in pockets, chin to chest, kick the dirt and walk away?

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for the Tesla phone at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (gfCY0)

128 Friends, esp. in its first 2-3 seasons, was genuinely funny and charming. Good dialogue, funny situations, and you could imagine that these people actually liked each other.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (c6xtn)

129 Friends was one of my favorite programs when it was on.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (krQz2)

130 Never watched a single show and don't know the premise of the show. I am thusly so fulfilled.

Posted by: Ciampino - NYC is not the center of the Universe at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (qfLjt)

131 the enriched embarrassment is overwhelming
Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:03 PM (us2H3)

===

enriched embarrassment has to have an atomic weight well over 300.

Posted by: jc at June 30, 2022 06:05 PM (N1WXz)

132 Ahhh
It was called Friends. Not My Peeps.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 06:05 PM (anj39)

133 103 If the Red Hot Chili Peppers were an Indian band

https://youtu.be/F3VYORQhhWY

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

Very listenable. Just don't understand a word they're singing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

134
That whole situation is so sad. Those photos with the scars.
What a vile society that tolerates this.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 06:01 PM (mgqyq)
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That's exactly my point. Esquire thought they were doing a touchdown dance and Peterson drew attention to its epic level of cringe.

She was so alluring in "Juno," and to see her mutilated like that is just abhorrent.

Of course, now more people are going to pay attention because of the Streisand Effect. Seriously, who reads Esquire now anyway?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (llXky)

135 So when this cat hit year 25 at BK, everyone just shrugged their shoulders? 27 is the big one? I don't understand this story.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

136 I get the impression that you might mean you might agree with my friend.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM (sn5EN)

Well...

Look, he's a Russian Nationalist and he's invading and killing people who were no threat to him or to Mother Russia except by not being under his control.

But he's not woke, he's pro-Christian and he fucks hot females. That's...not nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (XvPQV)

137 Do you think Castreau has moobs and puffy nips? Because I do.

He’d make Cuomo blush

Posted by: 7man at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (qwO6y)

138 This is hilarious. Stanley Cup is delivered to the WRONG ADDRESS: Denver couple is stunned to see the trophy in their driveway before helping handlers find the intended recipient, neighbor and Avalanche captain Gabe Landeskog
https://mol.im/a/10969559

Posted by: Ciampino - I would have put it on eBay at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (qfLjt)

139
his corporate overlords gave him... a gift bag containing a couple of candy bars and other crap they found in the back seat of a hobo's car.

__________

I thought it was the franchise owner what did it.

You can't always expect thanks for what you do, but it was a dick move.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (/U27+)

140 >>> Hillary topless would permanently scar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

That righty street artist guy did a painting of Hillary all tatted up. One was in a bikini. That's the more widely seen one. There was another completely nude with piercings. It's as hideous as imagination allows.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (0fVbu)

141
I watched maybe 2/3 of an episode of an episode of "Friends." I was by myself, really flying along on some killer acid, and I was just like "man I have to quit this watching this. Forever."

And I did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (IXpV7)

142
Reminder: wapo was the Main Organ pushing amber heard's Bullshit Hoax

wapo was the Main Organ pushing christine ford's Bullshit Hoax

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (li20V)

143 Ed Markey has Game Show Host hair...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (PiwSw)

144 >> breasts removed".
Then again, stupid is pretty popular these days.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 05:53 PM (krQz2)

Have you looked at the Ayn Rand Wikipedia page?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Ayn had her breasts removed?

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for the Tesla phone at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (gfCY0)

145 127 People are shocked by these idiot judges responses.

Expecting what, That they put hands in pockets, chin to chest, kick the dirt and walk away?

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for the Tesla phone at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (gfCY0)

Judges can and do get paid off, e.g. the St. Louis, MO Family court system. There's a series of articles online.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

146 I am more pissed that Trump did not put a gun to the driver's head and demand to be taken to Hav- I mean the Capitol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (08ncd)

147 It's baking soda that really needs the acid component. Biscuits use baking powder and milk, nothing acid. I guess you could use sour cream for cornbread. Just use plain milk and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (YynYJ)

148 Breaking911 @Breaking911
California Drug Traffickers Nabbed In Huge Fentanyl Pill Bust Released From Jail Without Posting Bail

Although Sheriff Boudreaux strongly disagrees with the release of these individuals as a matter of public safety, the court order release must be followed.

Any questions or concerns should be directed to the Tulare county Superior Court and/or the Tulare County Probation Department.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (yikp0)

149 I watched maybe 2/3 of an episode of an episode of "Friends." I was by myself, really flying along on some killer acid, and I was just like "man I have to quit this watching this. Forever."

And I did.

Good choice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (Bd6X8)

150 Friends was comfort food. It was two and a half hot chicks and one cute guy, one funny guy and one guy you wanted to kick in the balls.

Shit is like crack, yo.

My friends and I called it 'The Joey and Chandler show'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022

***
Two and a half --? Well, okay, Monica got kind of thin and shrill as the years rolled along, but she was still kinda cute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (c6xtn)

151
Old: It's m'am!
Also old: Don't assume my pronouns!
New: Don't "body" me!

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (li20V)

152 BTW, anyone who wants to make a case that self absorbed globalist elites are using the media and the deep state to screw everyone else over by means of virtue signalling, can do that with Trudeau in about 7 seconds. He doesn't even pretend otherwise.

He's the worst thing I know about Canada. Including Giardiasis, Coccidiomycosis, Powasin fever and Echinococcus granulosus.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (mZOHK)

153 That shift led her to recently pledge $4 million to Brandeis University, her alma mater, to establish an endowed professorship in the school's African and African-American studies department

Not good enough. Sell your house(s) and cars, donate all of your money and live under an expressway overpass to start atoning.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (hOAT3)

154 I found Friends to be tedious, except the one chick who was tiddious

Posted by: x at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (uQFwj)

155 140 >>> Hillary topless would permanently scar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

That righty street artist guy did a painting of Hillary all tatted up. One was in a bikini. That's the more widely seen one. There was another completely nude with piercings. It's as hideous as imagination allows.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (0fVbu)

At least Bill doesn't have to look at that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

156 Friends was one of my favorite programs when it was on.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (krQz2)
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It was on as background noise. Don't remember anything about it, really.

My favorite show from the 90s was "Babylon 5." The Earthgov coup is kinda prescient these days...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (llXky)

157 I've had over 30 29 years of perfect attendance and a perfect safety record and do you know what I got?

A kick in the fucking ass. Maybe I should start flipping burgers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (0ocXn)

158 135 So when this cat hit year 25 at BK, everyone just shrugged their shoulders? 27 is the big one? I don't understand this story.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

Yeah, it is strange. I guess I kind of shrug my shoulders. Not calling in is great, but NOTHING in 27 years was more important than work? It is an odd accolade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (08ncd)

159 Even after extensive research, I've been unable to locate an authentic nude of Ellen Page from before the surgery. Now she can't keep her clothes on, when we need it the most.

Posted by: In Case Of gp, Break Glass at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (qpX6U)

160 147 It's baking soda that really needs the acid component. Biscuits use baking powder and milk, nothing acid. I guess you could use sour cream for cornbread. Just use plain milk and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2022 06:07 PM (YynYJ)

If you leave milk out, it'll sour...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

161 It was on as background noise. Don't remember anything about it, really.

My favorite show from the 90s was "Babylon 5." The Earthgov coup is kinda prescient these days...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (llXky)

NightWatch. Yeah, there are no parallels there. Or the CNN analogue... GNN?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd)

162 But I don't think you do mean it. I think this pittance of $4 million is meant to shut everyone up so you don't have to do real Restorative Justice and put in new diverse Jar-Jar Binks characters into old Friends episodes.
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Did Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David every make amends for Seinfeld being as monochromatic as Friends?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:10 PM (K5n5d)

163 Brandon thought about taking Katsick for VP

a man that no woman would blow to a woman who would blow anyone

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (us2H3)

164 156 Friends was one of my favorite programs when it was on.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:04 PM (krQz2)
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It was on as background noise. Don't remember anything about it, really.

My favorite show from the 90s was "Babylon 5." The Earthgov coup is kinda prescient these days...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (llXky)

:::fistbump:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

165 "a pretty big bone for a very old man."

Yeah, I got one of those too.

Posted by: In Case Of gp, Break Glass at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (qpX6U)

166 My favorite show from the 90s was "Babylon 5." The Earthgov coup is kinda prescient these days...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:09 PM (llXky)
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One of the best shows ever made, IMHO. JMS is a lefty douchebag these days, but he was a true visionary at the time with fantastic storytelling.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (K5n5d)

167 I say often a male human cannot have a menstruation,
Castreau might be the exception

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB8)

168 The thing is that white people never hang out with other white people ever. So I can see where she is coming from. It just never made sense. Six, six! white people are friends, no way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (8GBH4)

169 Gah! Vitamin C tablet would work. I just ate the last one yesterday. The Fates are just messin' with me. (Ever had the Universe wink at you?)

How about Applesauce? I bet that has an acidic component. I'm not going to piss in the milk to make Buttermilk. That's pretty hardcore Bachelor though

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (2goIS)

170
Well...

Look, he's a Russian Nationalist and he's invading and killing people who were no threat to him or to Mother Russia except by not being under his control.

But he's not woke, he's pro-Christian and he fucks hot females. That's...not nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:06 PM (XvPQV)
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Is what Putin is doing to Ukraine that different from what we have done to Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Libya?

I mean, our body count is higher, but...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (llXky)

171 According to rumor Castreau has a dick tattoo. When it's flaccid it spells I. Fully erect it becomes I'

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (VdGjU)

172 112 Friends was comfort food.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water

I think this is it.
Some shows just become like soap operas where people watch just because they are characters they know. I guess the trick is to get enough people hooked on that comfort food without ever being too boring or annoying. Then just keep delivering the same bland story with the same characters.

I wonder if that is a business plan, or if they just stumble on it?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (mgqyq)

173 "And the big news, to me, is that they have 890,000 subscribers, who are paying something like $7 to $15 per month."

And it was at that moment Ace of Spades+ was born, and the platinum membership actually meant something...

Posted by: NOT LEGAL ADVICE at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (JCZqz)

174 Putin's tits look like Elliot Page's tits.

Posted by: In Case Of gp, Break Glass at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (qpX6U)

175 167 I say often a male human cannot have a menstruation,
Castreau might be the exception

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB

No, but I hear Fauci knows about rectal bleeding...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

176 My friends and I called it 'The Joey and Chandler show'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022

***
Two and a half --? Well, okay, Monica got kind of thin and shrill as the years rolled along, but she was still kinda cute.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2022 06:08 PM (c6xtn)

Phoebe had a killer rack, which was rarely on display, but she kinda looked and dressed weird.
Monica started out super, super cute but sorta got...ossified. So I took a fraction of a point off both of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (XvPQV)

177 159 Even after extensive research, I've been unable to locate an authentic nude of Ellen Page from before the surgery.

Might be one on xhamster. There's all kinds of weird and ugly stuff there.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (mZOHK)

178 judges should have to stand trial for people they let out and then jump bail

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (us2H3)

179 Did Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David every make amends for Seinfeld being as monochromatic as Friends?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:10 PM (K5n5d)
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This is outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (IXpV7)

180
NightWatch. Yeah, there are no parallels there. Or the CNN analogue... GNN?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd)
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Ministry of Peace. The episode where they show what the camera crew filmed and how they edited it.

Visionary.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (llXky)

181 174 Putin's tits look like Elliot Page's tits.

Posted by: In Case Of gp, Break Glass at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (qpX6U)

Does "Elliot" still have nipples?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

182 >>>He's the worst thing I know about Canada. Including Giardiasis, Coccidiomycosis, Powasin fever and Echinococcus granulosus.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Seth Rogan at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (HmZuC)

183 re 172

I mean, if it was their business plan, it was genius.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (mgqyq)

184 And it was at that moment Ace of Spades+ was born, and the platinum membership actually meant something...
Posted by: NOT LEGAL ADVICE at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (JCZqz)

I wonder how long it will take for CBD to ban Scoog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (08ncd)

185 I luved the Outlaw Joey Wells

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (us2H3)

186 >>But I don't think you do mean it. I think this pittance of $4 million is meant to shut everyone up

standard-issue 11th hour conversion

Posted by: DB at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (geLO8)

187 And it was at that moment Ace of Spades+ was born, and the platinum membership actually meant something...
Posted by: NOT LEGAL ADVICE at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL.

Ace needs to think of some shoddy way to proclaim that AceOfSpades+ is now online.

Like every other ace thread is + content. (Because he puts a "+" at the end of the post).

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (krQz2)

188 Dr Malone posted and interview Steve Bannon did with Archbishop Vigano. It's good

https://tinyurl.com/4a3ej65v

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (YynYJ)

189 All "perfect attendance" means is "I went to work when I was sick and probably infected everyone else"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (hOAT3)

190 "Senator Patrick Leahy...."

Didn't Harry the pedo get his eye dotted as he was on his way out the door?
Maybe this is a cool exit the old boys club thing.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (DB16e)

191
On AoS+, you still get 5 hours of Tater a day, but he's being forced to hang shelves the whole time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (IXpV7)

192 Is what Putin is doing to Ukraine that different from what we have done to Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Libya?

I mean, our body count is higher, but...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (llXky)

I'm going to say what we did was different.
Putin is after territory. He is going to take and hold Ukraine for security and historical reasons.

The US has invaded a lot of places for increasingly -questionable moral reasons. We've never stayed or made them colonies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (XvPQV)

193 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Seth Rogan at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (HmZuC)

Compared to ~~the bastard child of Silky Pony and Frontotemporal Dementia~~ Trudeau? Yes. You just suck.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (mZOHK)

194 189 All "perfect attendance" means is "I went to work when I was sick and probably infected everyone else"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (hOAT3)

LOL. Made the OTHER poor schmucks use their sick time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

195 Did this Page from Canadia.charachtet tell immigration that it is using a false name in the US? I'd say INS is against that.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (PQkta)

196 I've had 2 days off in 4.5 years and still worked some on those days and every weekend. I guess a few holidays off, but we only got 4 of those a year and one was Easter Sunday. but I'm not complaining. I'm 100% commission and like to make money and it was my choice.

Posted by: x at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (uQFwj)

197 187 And it was at that moment Ace of Spades+ was born, and the platinum membership actually meant something...
Posted by: NOT LEGAL ADVICE at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL.

Ace needs to think of some shoddy way to proclaim that AceOfSpades+ is now online.

Like every other ace thread is + content. (Because he puts a "+" at the end of the post).
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:14 PM (krQz2)

Ace of spades+ comes with meme privileges. Briefly visible during that crash.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (b2nrj)

198 One of the best shows ever made, IMHO. JMS is a lefty douchebag these days, but he was a true visionary at the time with fantastic storytelling.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (K5n5d)
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He's talking about remaking it with a 'transgender' Delenn, because of course.

I own it on DVD, and upon review, lots of Catholic themes. Subversive for the time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (llXky)

199 I'll put money down today that if/when Musk takes the helm of Twitter nothing changes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (BFigT)

200 >>>I think this pittance of $4 million is meant to shut everyone up

I will now quote Woke Law #5: It's Never Enough.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 06:16 PM (HmZuC)

201 "Despicable " is how Andy McCarthy labeled Biden statement criticizing SCOTUS for its "outrageous " Roe decision.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (6AlZ/)

202 199 I'll put money down today that if/when Musk takes the helm of Twitter nothing changes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (BFigT)

If anyone bets against you, send them my way, will ya?

Posted by: Florida Swamp Realty Inc. at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (mZOHK)

203
The US has invaded a lot of places for increasingly -questionable moral reasons. We've never stayed or made them colonies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (XvPQV)
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How'd we get Guam, the Virgin Islands or American Samoa?

Look up the history of the Philippines sometime. You might learn something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

204 also I'm 100% remote so that made it easy and I've only ever met one coworker face to face and that is great by me.

Posted by: x at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (uQFwj)

205 198 One of the best shows ever made, IMHO. JMS is a lefty douchebag these days, but he was a true visionary at the time with fantastic storytelling.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:11 PM (K5n5d)
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He's talking about remaking it with a 'transgender' Delenn, because of course.

I own it on DVD, and upon review, lots of Catholic themes. Subversive for the time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (llXky)

Every planet has something like Swedish meatballs.--G'Kar

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

206 How'd we get Guam, the Virgin Islands or American Samoa?

Look up the history of the Philippines sometime. You might learn something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)
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What about me, asshole?!

Posted by: Puerto Rico at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)

207 Did Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David every make amends for Seinfeld being as monochromatic as Friends?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022

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Friends, Seinfeld, and Mad About You w/ Helen Hunt were all part of the same universe. We were told in a MAY episode that Paul Reiser's character had once been Kramer's roommate; Ursula, Phoebe's weird twin sister, was a recurring character on MAY; and Helen and her girlfriend on the show appeared at the coffee shop on Friends in at least one episode. So if the creator of Friends must castigate herself, they all should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (c6xtn)

208 >>>"Despicable " is how Andy McCarthy labeled Biden statement criticizing SCOTUS for its "outrageous " Roe decision.

Jesus, Andy. Pick a lane, mate.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (HmZuC)

209 206 How'd we get Guam, the Virgin Islands or American Samoa?

Look up the history of the Philippines sometime. You might learn something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)
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What about me, asshole?!

Posted by: Puerto Rico at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)

Eh. Not even a State yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

210 201 "Despicable " is how Andy McCarthy labeled Biden statement criticizing SCOTUS for its "outrageous " Roe decision.
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (6AlZ

You’re despicable

Posted by: Bugs bunny at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM (qwO6y)

211 Hm, sour cream sounds good in Cornbread.

Zero balance on that too. Yeah, Baking powder is partly Baking Soda (as an ingredient) I noticed a better rise using Buttermilk. It isn't bad without it, just better, I think, with it.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM (2goIS)

212 Of the things I would like to disabuse Petersen of, a chief one is his acceptance of the "right" and "left" description of politics, and where he accepts the convention that Fascism is "on the right".

Wise man, but I just roll my eyes.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM (krQz2)

213 OUT NOW: @jordanbpeterson sits down with @RubinReport to discuss the evolution of his lifestyle, the recent Leftist push with transgender ideology, and the uncharted territory of gay fatherhood.
_______________

Gay fatherhood is "uncharted territory"? We've had t.v. shows celebrating gay fatherhood (Glee, Will & Grace, etc.), we've had gay fatherhood shoved in our faces by politicians and celebs (Pete Buttygig, Anderson Cooper, etc.)

What part of gay fatherhood is uncharted -- other than the unsavory aspects of it and the negative effects on the kids, which the MSM/leftist cabal isn't interested in talking about?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM (MvHI3)

214 208 >>>"Despicable " is how Andy McCarthy labeled Biden statement criticizing SCOTUS for its "outrageous " Roe decision.

Jesus, Andy. Pick a lane, mate.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (HmZuC)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfsTk5i7mPw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

215 I always thought that we should have taken Iraq's oil like the lefties thought we were going too. We got nothing out of that war but losses.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (8GBH4)

216 Does "Elliot" still have nipples?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

According to the GQ magazine we got the other day, yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (DgWEj)

217 How'd we get Guam, the Virgin Islands or American Samoa?

Look up the history of the Philippines sometime. You might learn something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

You're expanding the time frame.

If you seriously want to compare America's colonial empire vs the Russians or any European great power, we can do that. But it's beside the point under discussion.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)

218 lol
We The People (Kid Rock) now at 6.5 million views on YouToob.

Posted by: wth at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

219 >>>According to rumor Castreau has a dick tattoo. When it's flaccid it spells I. Fully erect it becomes I'

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

>This is just too much to fathom.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (0ocXn)

220 199 I'll put money down today that if/when Musk takes the helm of Twitter nothing changes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (BFigT)

Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (AMIL/)

221 Every planet has something like Swedish meatballs.--G'Kar

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
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So many little touches like that. Great show.

Alfred Bester was proof that Walter Koenig really could act. One of the greatest villains of all time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (llXky)

222 As the wise prophet has said: People are stupid and need to be beaten with tire irons.

Be on high alert for defensive driving over the long weekend. Drivers here have collectively lost their damned minds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:21 PM (4I/2K)

223 I own it on DVD, and upon review, lots of Catholic themes. Subversive for the time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM (llXky)
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Especially since JMS is an avowed atheist. Yet he treated religion very respectfully on the show. The Catholic priests were wise and kind. Commander Sinclair was deeply Catholic. Delenn and G'Kar were both very spiritual in their belief systems.

Not sure if he'd do the same today, though. Not if he wants his rebooted show to be made.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:21 PM (K5n5d)

224 Biden, for all his decades in the Senate, didn't learn a frickin' thing about politics stops at the water's edge

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 30, 2022 06:21 PM (6AlZ/)

225 A 'broken hip' is a misnomer, as it actually is a fracture of the angled neck of the femur, rather than the hipbone.

Nevertheless, very serious injury, particularly at that age.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at June 30, 2022 06:21 PM (q1wWS)

226 the trick to Swedish meatballs is boiling them in stock

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3)

227 Did Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David every make amends for Seinfeld being as monochromatic as Friends?
____________

Do the Wayans brothers have to apologize for their movies having too many black people in them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (MvHI3)

228 Canadian premier Justin Trudeau joked that Western leaders could try to match Putin's naked torso pictures
.......

What Justine, you're not gonna take off your cheap polyester slacks?

Posted by: wth at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

229 You're expanding the time frame.

If you seriously want to compare America's colonial empire vs the Russians or any European great power, we can do that. But it's beside the point under discussion.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)
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Not really. In the olden days people raised flags and claimed territory.

In the new hotness, we overthrow governments for fun and profit. At least Putin's being honest about it.

But let's pretend Haitian charities are all legit, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (llXky)

230 'i]My accountant says I'm gonna get reamed on estate taxes and I need to spend that shit down.
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 30, 2022 05:58 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECUASE SHE WON'T BE PAYING ESTATE TAXES, HER ESTATE WILL

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (hOAT3)

231 Yogurt is pretty sour. especially the liquid that pools off.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 30, 2022 06:23 PM (mgqyq)

232 Alfred Bester was proof that Walter Koenig really could act. One of the greatest villains of all time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:20 PM (llXky)
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A villain you just loved to hate. Yet we also got to see a more complex side of Bester throughout the show that lent him some--at least a little--sympathy. He wasn't needlessly cruel for the most part. And he genuinely cared about telepaths (though not mundanes).

You could also tell Koenig was having a blast playing the character.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:23 PM (K5n5d)

233 226 the trick to Swedish meatballs is boiling them in stock

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3)

Tried that, the the rifle stock didn't add much good flavor. Left them rather woody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

234
If you haven't figured out andy cocksucker mccarthy yet, it's simple: mccarthy is pro-government institutions, no matter what.

andrew shitforbrains mccarthy is literally a Simp for All government seals. I'll bet he has a wall covered with government seals.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 06:23 PM (li20V)

235 According to rumor Castreau has a dick tattoo. When it's flaccid it spells I. Fully erect it becomes I'
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 30, 2022 06:12 PM (VdGjU)

White people are crazy, man. There's that 'Wendy' guy too.

Posted by: Welcome To Jamaica, Have A Nice Day' guy at June 30, 2022 06:24 PM (4I/2K)

236 Be on high alert for defensive driving over the long weekend. Drivers here have collectively lost their damned minds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:21 PM (4I/2K)
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It's all the devices. Several times in the last couple of weeks I came across people who I swore were drunk - weaving, sudden lane shifts - and when I came up on them, their faced were glued to the console.

Totally lost in whatever they were doing with their nav or music or whatever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (llXky)

237 The latest season of The Umbrella Academy wasted collectively a good hour or more on Ellen Page's character "transition" to a male.j

Very lame. Very Marty Sue. All the characters reacted like "Well, that's just awesome. Good for you!"
Which c'mon, if your sister waltzed in and said to you "Hey, I'm a dude now. Call me Wolfgang." your first reaction is unlikely to be "YaY!!!!".

Anywho, since she chopped off her boobs, that about the same as a suicide jumping off a building...there's no going back. Poor decision though she's had some plastic surgery it looks like to make her jawline more masculine. But, at best she looks like a very feminine gay guy. And she's must be under five feet tall...significantly. I rate this a fail to "become a male".

Just sad. I can't imagine anyone will use her except TUA. Maybe she could be a Munchkin in a Wizard of Oz remake.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (5NkmN)

238 >>>Do the Wayans brothers have to apologize for their movies having too many black people in them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB

>Don't get me wrong, those Wayans brothers were as funny as fuck, but I got the feeling they were exploiting those brothers in the hood.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (0ocXn)

239 Cornbread with jalapenos and cheese mixed in the batter.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (QBjAc)

240
I'm shocked and disappointed Ace didn't call all the cocksucking cunts at G7 mean girls, because that's exactly how they're acting.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (li20V)

241 Maybe I'm just a shallow idiot but I liked Friends. I liked Seinfeld. Both shows made me laugh.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (nxdel)

242 I forgot, is Quick Hits another term for Open Thread? Well, no matter what, imma say the following.

We all know that contemporary show business isn't just "pro-choice" but full of women who are unrepentant about their abortions - Cher, Whoopi, et al. But that's not enough, because now People magazine is pushing this headline:

"Debbie Reynolds HAD AN ABORTION . . .

. . . after her baby died, seven months into her pregnancy."

Guys, that's a 180 degree difference in terms of morality.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (2RBkF)

243 >>>You could also tell Koenig was having a blast playing the character.

I love seeing actors getting a chance to avoid the typecast. Their joy comes through during their performance.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (HmZuC)

244 You’re despicable
Posted by: Bugs bunny at June 30, 2022 06:19 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S DAFFY'S LINE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (hOAT3)

245 Not really. In the olden days people raised flags and claimed territory.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (llXky)
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Thomas Sowell kind of had that point. The English colonists weren't playing any game any other people didn't know.

Only Christianity made the prediction that meek could ever "inherit the Earth".

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (krQz2)

246 You could also tell Koenig was having a blast playing the character.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:23 PM (K5n5d)

And it perhaps introduced fans to his namesake, the SF writer Alfred Bester, who wrote the classics "The Stars My Destination" and "The Demolished Man", winner of the first Hugo award in 1953.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

247 the trick to Swedish meatballs is boiling them in stock

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3)
........

I just let the bikini team make them.

Posted by: wth at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

248 Scones can be made with cream as the fat and are pretty good. Not sure about using that or yogurt to make cornbread but would probably still taste good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (YynYJ)

249 Locally we are seeing a lot of drivers just blow thru stop signs completely. Not so much as a pause.
It is infuriating.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (jTmQV)

250 A villain you just loved to hate. Yet we also got to see a more complex side of Bester throughout the show that lent him some--at least a little--sympathy. He wasn't needlessly cruel for the most part. And he genuinely cared about telepaths (though not mundanes).

You could also tell Koenig was having a blast playing the character.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2022 06:23 PM (K5n5d)
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He was a bigot. An open and honest bigot. Yet within that framework, he still had compassion and the capacity for love. You can't do that today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (llXky)

251 Ellen page looks plastic fake weird now. Maybe she's a robot.

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (2oJif)

252
btw, those rotten shitbags at G7 who pretend they are "world leaders" have a lot nerve laughing about putin while all their countries are in a Recession while they all urge zelensky to keep fighting a futile war.

It's real fucking funny.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (li20V)

253 Cornbread with jalapenos and cheese mixed in the batter.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (QBjAc)

*drools uncontrollably*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

254 https://www.fox32chicago.com/

Couldn't find the takedown video.
No foo.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for the Tesla phone at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (gfCY0)

255 242 I forgot, is Quick Hits another term for Open Thread? Well, no matter what, imma say the following.

We all know that contemporary show business isn't just "pro-choice" but full of women who are unrepentant about their abortions - Cher, Whoopi, et al. But that's not enough, because now People magazine is pushing this headline:
"Debbie Reynolds HAD AN ABORTION . . .
. . . after her baby died, seven months into her pregnancy."
Guys, that's a 180 degree difference in terms of morality.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (2RBkF)

Hmmm. Fetus is DEAD, poses DEATH to mother if not removed. Well gee, that's EXACTLY THE SAME as aborting a viable fetus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

256 "Debbie Reynolds HAD AN ABORTION . . .

. . . after her baby died, seven months into her pregnancy."

Guys, that's a 180 degree difference in terms of morality.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (2RBkF)

I had a friend who was pro-choice but otherwise conservative as was her husband. She had a stillborn child on her first pregnancy and the it brought them both to the pro-life side.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

257 Elon Musk did not kill himself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (MkYsY)

258 171 According to rumor Castreau has a dick tattoo. When it's flaccid it spells I. Fully erect it becomes I'

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 30, 2!022 06:12 PM (VdGjU)
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WE HAVE A WINNER!

Posted by: Ciampino - I didn't say Wiener at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (qfLjt)

259 Biden, for all his decades in the Senate, didn't learn a frickin' thing about politics stops at the water's edge
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 30, 2022 06:21 PM (6AlZ/)

To be fair, Joe Biden has forgotten more than you'll ever know about politics.

Including the names of all of his Cabinet members.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2022 06:28 PM (guGkK)

260 The best villains always have a sympathetic side. That's something a lot of writers seem to forget.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at June 30, 2022 06:29 PM (HmZuC)

261 I have some packets of surplus Apple Sauce knocking aroundsomewhere, with a metric crapload of Vit C (Ascorbic acid) and should work fine in Cornbread. Thanks for the ideas. Most of them, anyway.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (2goIS)

262 249 Locally we are seeing a lot of drivers just blow thru stop signs completely. Not so much as a pause.
It is infuriating.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (jTmQV)

We have Kalifornia Rolling Stops...
In China, a red light was more of a suggestion...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

263 If you can witness a third trimester abortion and not become pro-life, you're a psychopath.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

264 Locally we are seeing a lot of drivers just blow thru stop signs completely. Not so much as a pause.

I've blown through a few stop signs myself but always while Willie was driving.

Posted by: Kumala Harris at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (guGkK)

265 This is aging like milk in the hot GA sun.

Good Morning America is celebrating Justice Jumanji as THE FIRST BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN HISTORY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

266 I really feel sorry for Ellen Page. Is she going to play Bud Bundy if they ever bring back 'Married with Children'?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 30, 2022 05:45 PM (Ynyl9)
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Grandmaster E?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (zL564)

267 >>>In China, a red light was more of a suggestion...

Wait, you guys have red lights?

Posted by: India at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (HmZuC)

268 Anywho, since she chopped off her boobs, that about the same as a suicide jumping off a building...there's no going back. Poor decision though she's had some plastic surgery it looks like to make her jawline more masculine. But, at best she looks like a very feminine gay guy. And she's must be under five feet tall...significantly. I rate this a fail to "become a male".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2022 06:25 PM (5NkmN)
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People like this don't want to be men, they want to escape whatever sexual torment is pursuing them. Think about it.

"If I just remove all outward female parts, maybe they will leave me alone."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (llXky)

269 Leahy fell down and couldn't get up?

Posted by: wth at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

270 Good Morning America is celebrating Justice Jumanji as THE FIRST BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN HISTORY.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

Oh no they din't!!!

Posted by: Zombie Thurgood Marshall at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

271 263 If you can witness a third trimester abortion and not become pro-life, you're a psychopath.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

Or a Democrat, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

272 191
On AoS+, you still get 5 hours of Tater a day, but he's being forced to hang shelves the whole time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 06:15 PM

Next to your posted by name, you get a premium image of "The Current Thing". I'm getting the rainbow abortion emoji!

Posted by: NOT LEGAL ADVICE at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (JCZqz)

273 >>269 Leahy fell down and couldn't get up?

Grinding pelvic bone fragments in an relic like Leahy must be pretty painful.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2022 06:32 PM (MkYsY)

274 Leg bone connected to the hip bone.

Not you Pat.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

275
the trick to Swedish meatballs is boiling them in stock
Posted by: REDACTED

That's what MAMA said!

I remember her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2022 06:32 PM (63Dwl)

276 265 This is aging like milk in the hot GA sun.

Good Morning America is celebrating Justice Jumanji as THE FIRST BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN HISTORY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

Eh? Thurgood Marshall rolling in his grave as Thomas looks on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

277 Texas Sheriff Drives 4 Illegal Aliens to International Bridge, Deports Them

https://tinyurl.com/2ctm9t4x

Posted by: redridinghood at June 30, 2022 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

278 Good Morning America is celebrating Justice Jumanji as THE FIRST BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN HISTORY.

They went full retard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 30, 2022 06:33 PM (Bd6X8)

279 And she's must be under five feet tall...significantly. I rate this a fail to "become a male".
____________

Is she planning to be a gay man? If she is, she'd better get used to the idea of being a "bottom" because it's unlikely her tiny fake penis will be able to do much. And if she plans to be with women, she is only going to be attractive to a weird minority, most of whom are probably just going to be star-f*ckers or after her for money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 30, 2022 06:33 PM (MvHI3)

280 Good Morning America is celebrating Justice Jumanji as THE FIRST BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN HISTORY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

Eh? Thurgood Marshall rolling in his grave as Thomas looks on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:32 PM (ynpvh)
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Like Hallie Berry acting like her Oscar was a breakthrough for "women of color" when Hattie McDaniels won one in 1939.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:34 PM (llXky)

281
Not sure if the wife was participating in the #SexStrike, because she's conservative... but if she was the score is:

SexStrike = 0
Me = 1

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 30, 2022 06:34 PM (dQvv7)

282 Re Marta Kaufman, the first rule of writing is to write what you know about. She did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 30, 2022 06:34 PM (lKAqb)

283 279 And she's must be under five feet tall...significantly. I rate this a fail to "become a male".
____________

Is she planning to be a gay man? If she is, she'd better get used to the idea of being a "bottom" because it's unlikely her tiny fake penis will be able to do much. And if she plans to be with women, she is only going to be attractive to a weird minority, most of whom are probably just going to be star-f*ckers or after her for money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 30, 2022 06:33 PM (MvHI3)

She now kinda looks like that alien species that Riker fell in love with...the ones that laid eggs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

284 Good Morning America is celebrating Justice Jumanji as THE FIRST BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN HISTORY.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

Oh no they din't!!!

Posted by: Zombie Thurgood Marshall at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM

Thomas does not count because he isn't "black" black.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (bVYXr)

285 251 Ellen page looks plastic fake weird now. Maybe she's a robot.

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (2oJif)
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Well she's no Cherry 2000 !

Posted by: Asimov had no comments at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (qfLjt)

286 I live in the 7th district in VA, and I can tell you I didn't know crap about any of the people running except for maybe Bryce Reeves, who lost. I was so underwhelmed by those running that the only reason I bothered to drive to the polling place to vote was because we could eat dinner at the Mexican restaurant that was close by. When I went to vote at my polling location, I was number 68 and it was almost 5pm, so nobody seemed motivated. The winner was Yesli Vega, I know nothing about her, and I follow politics. I doubt she will even come close to beating Abigail Spanberger. The GOP sucks in VA.

Posted by: spypeach at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (eWCZe)

287 Leg bone connected to the hip bone.

Not you Pat.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Hahaha

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (DgWEj)

288 285 251 Ellen page looks plastic fake weird now. Maybe she's a robot.

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (2oJif)
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Well she's no Cherry 2000 !

Posted by: Asimov had no comments at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (qfLjt)

Breastless 2000

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

289 242 I forgot, is Quick Hits another term for Open Thread? Well, no matter what, imma say the following.

We all know that contemporary show business isn't just "pro-choice" but full of women who are unrepentant about their abortions - Cher, Whoopi, et al. But that's not enough, because now People magazine is pushing this headline:

"Debbie Reynolds HAD AN ABORTION . . .. . . after her baby died, seven months into her pregnancy."
Guys, that's a 180 degree difference in terms of morality.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (2RBkF)

In four years I expect that the litmus test for winning any Democrat primary will no longer be total support for no-limits abortion. It will that, plus: women candidates must have had an abortion, and male candidates must have a wife or girlfriend who had an abortion.

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

290
She now kinda looks like that alien species that Riker fell in love with...the ones that laid eggs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Some people are in to that sort of thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (b2nrj)

291 Count, I'll have some for you in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (QBjAc)

292 Our first Critical Race Theorist on the Supreme Court
Yippy!

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB8)

293 Ellen was married to a woman so now she's converted to heterosexual

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2oJif)

294 289 242 I forgot, is Quick Hits another term for Open Thread? Well, no matter what, imma say the following.

We all know that contemporary show business isn't just "pro-choice" but full of women who are unrepentant about their abortions - Cher, Whoopi, et al. But that's not enough, because now People magazine is pushing this headline:

"Debbie Reynolds HAD AN ABORTION . . .. . . after her baby died, seven months into her pregnancy."
Guys, that's a 180 degree difference in terms of morality.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 30, 2022 06:26 PM (2RBkF)

In four years I expect that the litmus test for winning any Democrat primary will no longer be total support for no-limits abortion. It will that, plus: women candidates must have had an abortion, and male candidates must have a wife or girlfriend who had an abortion.
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

Beto has the aborted "avocado"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

295 277 Texas Sheriff Drives 4 Illegal Aliens to International Bridge, Deports Them

https://tinyurl.com/2ctm9t4x
Posted by: redridinghood
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Epoch Times is asshoe.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for the Tesla phone at June 30, 2022 06:37 PM (gfCY0)

296 Ellen was married to a woman so now she's converted to heterosexual

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2oJif)
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Was it a woman, or a trans-woman?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:37 PM (llXky)

297 If you can witness a third trimester abortion and not become pro-life, you're a psychopath.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (PiwSw

Paul Joseph Watson included an animation of a 20-week abortion, narrated by a doctor. It was horrific. I cannot imagine seeing third trimester in-person

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 30, 2022 06:37 PM (mkzvC)

298 Count, I'll have some for you in Oct.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (QBjAc)

*chef's kiss* Alright, alright, alright!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:37 PM (4I/2K)

299 criticism the classic sitcom received for its lack of diversity among its leads.

In the real world, three men and three women is as diverse as you can get.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2022 06:38 PM (hOkZ5)

300 Our first Critical Race Theorist on the Supreme Court
Yippy!

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB

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C'mon, reading her opinions is going to be hilarious.

"Though science is unclear on what a woman actually is..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:38 PM (llXky)

301 Looks like a woman woman but these days who can be sure. Freak flag flown.

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (2oJif)

302 297 If you can witness a third trimester abortion and not become pro-life, you're a psychopath.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (PiwSw

Paul Joseph Watson included an animation of a 20-week abortion, narrated by a doctor. It was horrific. I cannot imagine seeing third trimester in-person

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 30, 2022 06:37 PM (mkzvC)

Yet they don't want to eat meat because cruelty to animals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

303 Max Headroom > Digital Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (vjloV)

304 Just got here, hi Horde! and scrolling through, I see that Commom Tater needs something acidic to make his cornbread. CT, do you have some beer? As long as you're using baking powder, you should get a satisfactory reaction.

I don't remember if you have buttermilk or not, but that's what I use in mine when I have it.

Posted by: April--Dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

305 In four years I expect that the litmus test for winning any Democrat primary will no longer be total support for no-limits abortion. It will that, plus: women candidates must have had an abortion, and male candidates must have a wife or girlfriend who had an abortion.
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

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In 6 years, the act will have to take place in the 13th month of pregnancy.

Posted by: jc at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (N1WXz)

306 Our first Critical Race Theorist on the Supreme Court
Yippy!
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB

The blessings of Liberty for our posterior.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

307 305 In four years I expect that the litmus test for winning any Democrat primary will no longer be total support for no-limits abortion. It will that, plus: women candidates must have had an abortion, and male candidates must have a wife or girlfriend who had an abortion.
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

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In 6 years, the act will have to take place in the 13th month of pregnancy.

Posted by: jc at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (N1WXz)

I'm all in on post-3rd-trimester abortion of convicted rapists and murderers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

308 Max Headroom > Digital Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (vjloV)
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C-c-c-c-c-c'mon man.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:40 PM (llXky)

309
I heard some Left-wing crank "bioethicist" say "abortion" was fine until like 2 or 3 years of age. Wish I could remember that guy's name, but I can't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (IXpV7)

310 I am all for apologizing for putting out the crapfest that was Friends, but over what skin color they were?? Really?

meanwhile, the Supreme Court just overturned several state court decisions regarding abortion. Three states had courts throw out laws based on Roe v Wade, which now that its no longer law of the land necessarily negates those rulings.

Two were about banning the selective abortion of Navarro's targets (Downs syndrome etc) and one about requiring parents of underage girls to be notified when they get an abortion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (llsW/)

311 In four years I expect that the litmus test for winning any Democrat primary will no longer be total support for no-limits abortion. It will that, plus: women candidates must have had an abortion, and male candidates must have a wife or girlfriend who had an abortion.
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

No, the transies will have pushed women right out of the party, just like sports. Men make better womens' rights activists than women do.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

312 Ed Markey has Game Show Host hair...

--

Bob Eubanks holds the Best Game Show Host Hair in the history of game shows.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (sVtYq)

313 306 Our first Critical Race Theorist on the Supreme Court
Yippy!
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB

The blessings of Liberty for our posterior.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

The right to gay sex is in the Constitution. The Goverment has the right to tax, and everyone who's on the receiving end gets reamed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

314 People like this don't want to be men, they want to escape whatever sexual torment is pursuing them. Think about it.

"If I just remove all outward female parts, maybe they will leave me alone."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:31 PM (llXky)

Well, yeah.

It's suicide by other means, You gotta hate yourself or your circumstances pretty strongly to do this.

But...she wants to be considered a male and it's a fail.

There's a reason for the high suicide rate of trannies. They just move on to the more permanent solution to their self-loathing.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (5NkmN)

315 309
I heard some Left-wing crank "bioethicist" say "abortion" was fine until like 2 or 3 years of age. Wish I could remember that guy's name, but I can't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (IXpV7)

Probably Peter Singer, at Princeton.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

316 306 Our first Critical Race Theorist on the Supreme Court
Yippy!
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB

The blessings of Liberty for our posterior.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

D-d-d-d-ogg Faced P-p-p-p-ony Soldier

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

317 We really should have such headlines:

@WashTimes 4m

Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy breaks hip

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (IEa8U)

318 Nood polls

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (b2nrj)

319
Probably Peter Singer, at Princeton.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

Maybe it was. Same kind of bloodthirsty intellectual headcase, in any event.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (IXpV7)

320 Yet they don't want to eat meat because cruelty to animals.
______________

Yep, if somebody took some hawk or eagle eggs out of a nest and crushed them, they'd be prosecuted.

But stab a pair of scissors into the skull of a human baby as it's existing the womb, and that's just "women's healthcare" and none of your damn business!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (MvHI3)

321 I live in the 7th district in VA, and I can tell you I didn't know crap about any of the people running except for maybe Bryce Reeves, who lost. I was so underwhelmed by those running that the only reason I bothered to drive to the polling place to vote was because we could eat dinner at the Mexican restaurant that was close by. When I went to vote at my polling location, I was number 68 and it was almost 5pm, so nobody seemed motivated. The winner was Yesli Vega, I know nothing about her, and I follow politics. I doubt she will even come close to beating Abigail Spanberger. The GOP sucks in VA.
Posted by: spypeach at June 30, 2022 06:35 PM (eWCZe)
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I like Yesli. They've done several interviews with her and she reminds me of Mayra Flores. Both women are hispanic. I am thinking that the Republicans will put money into this race.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (NpAcC)

322 262 249 Locally we are seeing a lot of drivers just blow thru stop signs completely. Not so much as a pause.
It is infuriating.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 30, 2022 06:27 PM (jTmQV)

We have Kalifornia Rolling Stops...
In China, a red light was more of a suggestion...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
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Those Kalifornia Rolling Stops...?
In the movie "Clueless" there's a line while she's practicing driving and her friend says something about having gone through a Stop sign. The reply "I totally paused." is always good for a laugh in my house.

Posted by: Is it suggestive biscuits? at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (qfLjt)

323 cut and paste error...

308 Max Headroom > Digital Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2022 06:39 PM (vjloV)
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C-c-c-c-c-c'mon man.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:40 PM (llXky)

D-d-d-d-ogg Faced P-p-p-p-ony Soldier

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

324
What if they had a #SexStrike and nobody came?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 30, 2022 06:43 PM (dQvv7)

325 C'mon, reading her opinions is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 30, 2022 06:38 PM (llXky)
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We've already had Scalia's description of Obergefell to tell us that farcical decisions have already been made.

As long as she stays in the minority, I don't care. Every 6-3 decision will be "sexist" anyway.

There will be no end of the "It's only right that we stack the courts now" push from the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:43 PM (krQz2)

326 Ellen page looks plastic fake weird now

She was only ever cute because she was young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2022 06:43 PM (llsW/)

327 * shouldn't *
arrg

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2022 06:43 PM (IEa8U)

328 Sex strike sounds like abstinence.

Somebody assured me that's impossible.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 06:44 PM (krQz2)

329 They downloaded Joey Bidet into a computer, it was a Ti 99/4A.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2022 06:44 PM (vjloV)

330 324
What if they had a #SexStrike and nobody came?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 30, 2022 06:43 PM (dQvv7)

ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 30, 2022 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

331 NOOD

Posted by: Is it suggestive biscuits? at June 30, 2022 06:44 PM (qfLjt)

332 https://tinyurl.com/yxwhkhj6
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

333 I like Yesli. They've done several interviews with her and she reminds me of Mayra Flores. Both women are hispanic. I am thinking that the Republicans will put money into this race.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 30, 2022 06:42 PM (NpAcC)

I hope so, but my confidence is low.

Posted by: spypeach at June 30, 2022 06:44 PM (eWCZe)

334 Amazing to me that someone can write Babylon 5, including all of the deep state intrigue that tears down society, yet look at today's political situation and think it is totes cool.

Did you even read anything you wrote, dumbass?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 30, 2022 06:45 PM (5p7BC)

335 But...she wants to be considered a male and it's a fail.

There's a reason for the high suicide rate of trannies. They just move on to the more permanent solution to their self-loathing.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2022 06:41 PM (5NkmN)

Seems like the 'successful' trans used to try and conform to the prevailing social role of the sex, however badly they pulled it off. These activists tend to not trans and are trying to destroy society, not find a place in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2022 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

336 Also imagine if Angela Merkel was still the German PM. Yikes!
Posted by: Thrawn at June 30, 2022 05:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

Killary vs. Merkel in boob limbo. How low can you go? While standing straight up.

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at June 30, 2022 06:47 PM (dwzrA)

337 Amazing to me that someone can write Babylon 5, including all of the deep state intrigue that tears down society, yet look at today's political situation and think it is totes cool.

Did you even read anything you wrote, dumbass?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 30, 2022 06:45 PM (5p7BC)

Michael J. Strafshkbsiu34mkjijknhski said that shit? Really? Dude must be dipping into the Vorlon drugs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2022 06:50 PM (VwHCD)

338 Justice Breyer officially replaced by 'not a biologist'.

Question--is the current triumvirate of liberal justices the dumbest collection to ever serve on SCOTUS?

Posted by: soft white underbelly at June 30, 2022 06:51 PM (q1wWS)

339 In 6 years, the act will have to take place in the 13th month of pregnancy.

"Have you signed your child up to vote and be a donor yet?"

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2022 06:51 PM (hOkZ5)

340 FRIDAY!!!!

Posted by: Miklos rejects your reality and substitutes his own at June 30, 2022 06:54 PM (thbCK)

341 "Oh, I've got it: Maybe they'll say they want to "reach the young people" and really "take advantage of our new technological age" and so Biden will be doing a lot of Zoom Campaigning or something."

Just remember that when he stands up, naked from the waist down, that you asked for it...

Posted by: the last to post at June 30, 2022 06:54 PM (OOTfu)

342 Question--is the current triumvirate of liberal justices the dumbest collection to ever serve on SCOTUS?

Posted by: soft white underbelly at June 30, 2022 06:51 PM (q1wWS)

They shouldn't even be serving hotdogs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2022 06:58 PM (VwHCD)

343 I have my own beef with "Friends," but it's that it was unfunny and formulaic and got the attention rightly deserved by the very funny and creative Newsradio, which constantly got jerked around and moved around by NBC. Network execs are not creative thinkers.

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at June 30, 2022 06:59 PM (dwzrA)

344 the very funny and creative Newsradio, which constantly got jerked around and moved around by NBC. Network execs are not creative thinkers.
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at June 30, 2022 06:59 PM (dwzrA)

Newsradio is probably my all time favorite sitcom. Of course I hate the vast majority of all the sitcoms that have ever existed, so, you know. *shrugs*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 30, 2022 07:05 PM (xPJvm)

345 Kid Rock makes me cringe. Van Morrison, Eric Clapton protest songs make me cringe. It all seems so limp.

Where is our Sabaton?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 30, 2022 07:22 PM (M9XmQ)

346 Bow to your Sensi.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at June 30, 2022 07:42 PM (PK9NK)

347 Now I think they just had a short-lived spike as everyone signed up to see What Is a Woman (and I guess I'll watch the Gina Carano movie before I cancel),

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That is precisely what I did. WIAW was a must-see and that got me in the door. Then I sampled some of their other shows, Knowles and Walsh and the Adam Corolla thing, but I felt like I've heard it all before from Rush, and he delivered those messages so much better.

Maybe the millennials and zoomers need to a re-tooled Con 101 for the newly redpilled, or maybe their moral compasses require the kind of basic calibration that DW is offering, but for me it was all selling past the close.

And Terror On The Prairie was visually excellent, but the acting was pretty wooden. I was really disappointed in Searcy, sad to say. Badly in need of a dialect and accent coach. Compare to the way 19th century American english was treated in Cohen bros "True Grit," which felt more authentic.

Glad to see they're doing well, though.

Posted by: Some Bot at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (1dzqn)

348 "The US has invaded a lot of places for increasingly -questionable moral reasons. We've never stayed or made them colonies."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Mexico calling on line one. Mexico on line one.

"Hello Yankee invaders?! Can you please now leave the northern HALF of our country, you know, the part with all of the good water and fertile land which you took in the Mexican-American War please and thank you?"
~Mexico

Posted by: History Calling at June 30, 2022 09:18 PM (pSotA)

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