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World Swimming Body Bans Men From Women's Swimming Events

Glad we got that cleared up: Men can't compete in women's events.

Great work, fellas.

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) -- World swimming's governing body has effectively banned transgender women from competing in women's events, starting Monday.

Right now the NPCs are shrieking that this was decided in Hungary, which their 162.3 build NPC update has told them is the new Nazi Germany.

BertG. points out that decision comes out during PRIDE MONTH.

Heavens! You're not even allowed to announce you're going forward with the Joker 2 project during Pride Month!

I can't even quantify what an outrageous audacity this is!

FINA members widely adopted a new "gender inclusion policy" on Sunday that only permits swimmers who transitioned before age 12 to compete in women's events. The organization also proposed an "open competition category."

"This is not saying that people are encouraged to transition by the age of 12. It's what the scientists are saying, that if you transition after the start of puberty, you have an advantage, which is unfair," James Pearce, who is the spokesperson for FINA president Husain Al-Musallam, told The Associated Press.

"They're not saying everyone should transition by age 11, that's ridiculous. You can't transition by that age in most countries and hopefully you wouldn't be encouraged to. Basically, what they're saying is that it is not feasible for people who have transitioned to compete without having an advantage."

The body suggested creating an "open" category for people of any gender, where transgenders could compete.

There already is such a category: The men's category. The women's category is the limited one, because, frankly, it's a charity category designed specifically to exclude men, with whom women can't compete. It's like a 40 and older soccer league banning those aged 39 or younger: The rule exists to make the competition fair for those invited to compete.

Transgenders, who frankly are men, should compete with men, where frankly they'll lose, and actually won't make it past the qualifying rounds in most cases.

We will meanwhile continue not seeing any female-to-male transgenders competing in men's categories. Weird how they claim that sex and testosterone has "nothing to do with athletic performance," and yet there's not a single instance of a biological woman beating men, or even making it into a competition with men, in any high school or higher level contest.

I don't think this is binding on purely intra-American competitions. I think this only applies to international, "world" events.

So Will Thomas will continue beating the shit out of American women. He just won't be allowed to beat the shit out of non-American women.


Some dissent:

27 Shouldn't do this. Lawsuits!
Posted by: Kristi Noem


Posted by: Ace at 12:08 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

2 Lia won't be first?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (63Dwl)

3 I'm conflicted

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (QYPq3)

4 So, they walk this back by evening, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

5 Is this an outbreak of sanity?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (yQpMk)

6 and like a noob, I read the thread and then found no comments at the bottom.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yQpMk)

7 Two Words :

Penis. Envy.

Posted by: Lia Thomas at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (Kskoe)

8 And this comes out during "pride" month. Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (4K1b0)

9 Hungary. Not surprised Ace. Based.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (Vr12I)

10 >>>8 And this comes out during "pride" month. Hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Bert G

oh that's fantastic.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (AkbRF)

11 oh no how terrible

Posted by: Dr. T at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (Vgw1E)

12 *grumble-grumble* Billie Jean King! Harrumph!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (dNqv+)

13 How many trans-freaks are there? Enough to even bother with their own category?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)

14 This is literally violence omg I can't even they're literally erasing trans existence

Posted by: brak at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (j5Tg0)

15 *womp*
there it is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (H4bsh)

16 William Thomas wants his cake, and eat it too.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (Vr12I)

17 13 How many trans-freaks are there? Enough to even bother with their own category?
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)

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William never even cut off his dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

18 The U.S. will eventually come around...I think.

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (G0vdT)

19 I'm sure that "open" category would be called discriminatory, just like the sole-user bathrooms offered in school.

Posted by: EveR at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (MUpk6)

20 >>Transgenders, who frankly are men,



Beans and Frankly!

Posted by: Warren at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (Kskoe)

21 Glad we got that cleared up: Men can't compete in women's events.

...kinda. They still can, if they were mangled before puberty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (llsW/)

22 William never even cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)


And he has a girlfriend! So that makes him a lesbian!

Follow up questions: What is a lesbian?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (yrol0)

23 That's a shame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (u73oe)

24 17 13 How many trans-freaks are there? Enough to even bother with their own category?
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)

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William never even cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

He's not Stupid - just an attention whore.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (Vr12I)

25 I figure NATO was already planning a war against Hungary, for not going along with their socialist agenda, this will just speed it up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)

26 So does this Will Thomas' Olympic dreams are over?

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (G0vdT)

27 Shouldn't do this. Lawsuits!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ppBhU)

28 The U.S. will eventually come around...I think.
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (G0vdT)


Well, maybe Florida, but I'm not so sure on the other 49.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (Vgw1E)

29 So does this Will Thomas' Olympic dreams are over?

there's always the SI Swimsuit Issue

Posted by: brak at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (j5Tg0)

30 FINA will govern the US Olympic Trials and US World Championships qualifying events as well...

And really, USA Swimming tends to follow FINA, so this will likely go into effect for all swimming in the fall...

Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (exHjb)

31 The body suggested creating an "open" category for people of any gender, where transgenders could compete.
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I would wholly approve of this if the category was *actually* open. No limits. Male, female, trans, roid rager, people with surgically-attached flippers, whatever. An actual, factual "anything goes" freak show category.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (WWh8n)

32 So modified stock person racing. Sure, whatevs

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (hHtH0)

33 They still can, if they were mangled before puberty.

I predict that in a year or two, this will be almost universally banned, so effectively it's the same thing as banning males altogether.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (/NCI4)

34 "governing body"

What Schwarzenegger used to call himself.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (qpX6U)

35 So this is the rest of the world telling America we're fucking idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (mShwQ)

36 27 Shouldn't do this. Lawsuits!
Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ppBhU)

Speaking of attention whores

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (Vr12I)

37 Well, steps in the right direction. Just like the recent Japanese Supreme Court ruling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)

38 8 And this comes out during "pride" month. Hilarity will ensue.
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The timing is exquisite, whether intentional or not. So many REEEEEEE calls going out it'll sound like Siren Test Day.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (W+kMI)

39 I still don't care, by the way.

Single sex only spaces are sexist and terrible when men try to do them.

Otherwise they are empowering for women.

Whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

40 Budapest? Watched "Grand Budapest Hotel" last night. One of those movies you gotta watch 3 or 4 times to get all the jokes.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (AwYPR)

41 "Tucker Johnson" is gonna be my new name if I ever decide to go tranny.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (/EuRN)

42 "They're not saying everyone should transition by age 11, that's ridiculous. You can't transition by that age in most countries and hopefully you wouldn't be encouraged to


If you're not old enough or mature enough to own a gun at 18, maybe deciding by 5 you want to cut your dick off isn't a good idea.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (c8pZY)

43 We will meanwhile continue not seeing any female-to-male transgenders competing in men's categories. Weird how they claim that sex and testosterone has "nothing to do with athletic performance," and yet there's not a single instance of a biological woman beating men, or even making it into a competition with men, in any high school or higher level contest.
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It's just because the hoarders and wreckers and other regressive reactionaries refuse to help the positive, equitable social construct that our betters know to be possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (WWh8n)

44
Turning June from Pride Month to Shit on Pride Month is a program we all can savour!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (ZvxPV)

45 I know there aren't a lot but do they address women who are pretending to believe that they're men so that get testosterone?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (zhLdt)

46 35 So this is the rest of the world telling America we're fucking idiots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (mShwQ)

Sane America: Thanks! Those tea leaves are read!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (dNqv+)

47 There was an SNL skit about no rule Olympics with all the enhancements and drugs you want. A guy lifts a couple tons but his arms fall off.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (hHtH0)

48 World Swim Body Now Rudderless After Trans Decision.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (mShwQ)

49 I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition. Not the balance beam though. That's a recipe for unintentional male to female transition.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (3jSxb)

50 As long as women are still getting the shit beat out of them, I'm ok.

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (Y5qcH)

51 Follow up questions: What is a lesbian?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (yrol0)


That's easy: a woman attracted to men, who gets socially and media-shamed into continuing a sexual relationship with her boyfriend even after he gets breast implants and looks kinda like a woman.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (Vgw1E)

52 I am honestly stunned and appalled that I have to pay for groceries and gas during Pride Month.

I mean, it's Pride Month

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (sJHOI)

53 "They're not saying everyone should transition by age 11, that's ridiculous. You can't transition by that age in most countries and hopefully you wouldn't be encouraged to. Basically, what they're saying is that it is not feasible for people who have transitioned to compete without having an advantage."
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Send it through the contemporary SJW translation machinery, and that's exactly what they're saying. "Transition" (which is not a verb, dammit) before puberty. Do it today. 2-for-1 discount for families with multiple children.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (WWh8n)

54 They can keep the men out of the pools by adding those Brazilian barbedneedlefish to the water. The fish that swim up your dick and dare you to yank em out.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (qpX6U)

55 Gosh, why aren't they participating in the successful color revolution occurring in the United States?

(Which, BTW, is currently having all of the predictable financial, social, and political results. Enjoy the next stages.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (kGaDv)

56 >>>I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)

57 So Will Thomas will continue beating the shit out of American women. He just won't be allowed to beat the shit out of non-American women.
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And the moment that the American women decide to a put a stop to it, they have my full support. It is, however, on them to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (WWh8n)

58 I would wholly approve of this if the category was *actually* open. No limits. Male, female, trans, roid rager, people with surgically-attached flippers, whatever. An actual, factual "anything goes" freak show category.

I would watch that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (llsW/)

59 Good afternoon!
My son plays baseball and knows how unfair it would be if he changed his name from Reed to Rita and pretended to be a girl.

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (bVhJi)

60 What if a dolphin identifies as a man? Then were screwed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

61 Thomas laps it up in the ninth inning

Posted by: David Brooks at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (qwO6y)

62 52 I am honestly stunned and appalled that I have to pay for groceries and gas during Pride Month.

I mean, it's Pride Month
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (sJHOI)

Ass, gas or grass.

Nobody Prides for free.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (/EuRN)

63 William Thomas wants his cake, and eat it too.
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (Vr12I)


Pretty sure he prefers pie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (zhLdt)

64 >>>52 I am honestly stunned and appalled that I have to pay for groceries and gas during Pride Month.
I mean, it's Pride Month

I drive blindfolded.

It's Pride Month -- there are no rules.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (AkbRF)

65 Thank you, Ace, for referring to Will as Will, and as a "he."

Far too many "conservative" media types fall into the trap of calling him "Lia" or using feminine pronouns. It's infuriating.

If this insanity is to be resisted, it begins with refusing to use their language. Absurdities, atrocities, some assembly required.

"There are four lights!"

Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (1dzqn)

66 37 Well, steps in the right direction. Just like the recent Japanese Supreme Court ruling.
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Japanese women, minorities, and manga shippers most affected.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (W+kMI)

67 Even boys who get the mutilation started early have unfair advantages.

The body composition and fat deposition remain different, The pelvis and shoulders and body proportions differ, the heart and lungs more powerful with greater size, and the blood vessels larger.

males have male body advantages even if you chop them up or put them on blockers and eventually estrogen.

Posted by: Sarahw at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (g1vnC)

68 60 What if a dolphin identifies as a man? Then were screwed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

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And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjEmcIQE9L4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

69 Biden administration will have FINA on the US official list of terrorist organizations by next week.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (dYe5S)

70 This is an infringement on individual decision-making and thus a betrayal of principled conservatism. Help me defeat Drumpf.

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson (R-Walmart) at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (Vgw1E)

71 I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)

wear a cup

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (AwYPR)

72 45 I know there aren't a lot but do they address women who are pretending to believe that they're men so that get testosterone?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (zhLdt)

They will also be excluded under the testosterone standards...

Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (exHjb)

73 Single sex only spaces are sexist and terrible when men try to do them.

Someone is starting up a chain of elite women-only clubs across the country (one is opening soon in San Francisco).

The anti-discrimination laws don't apply to favored groups.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

74 Yeah, don't call that Poseur " Lia", that's exactly what he wants.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (Vr12I)

75 63 William Thomas wants his cake, and eat it too.
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (Vr12I)

Pretty sure he prefers pie.

_________________

I'd have guessed sausage.

Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (1dzqn)

76 And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!


He's gonna drown.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (c8pZY)

77 More sportsball!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (ZLI7S)

78 He doesn't want to be called Lia.

He wants medals and then the Lia thing gets mothballed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (mShwQ)

79 Well, steps in the right direction. Just like the recent Japanese Supreme Court ruling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)

Missed that. What did they rule?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (nC+QA)

80 I would wholly approve of this if the category was *actually* open. No limits. Male, female, trans, roid rager, people with surgically-attached flippers, whatever. An actual, factual "anything goes" freak show category.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (WWh8n)

Put it on PPV and make a mint!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (7tvq4)

81 I'd like to go swimming with some of the ladies I saw in Budapest.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (anj39)

82 73 Single sex only spaces are sexist and terrible when men try to do them.

Someone is starting up a chain of elite women-only clubs across the country (one is opening soon in San Francisco).

The anti-discrimination laws don't apply to favored groups.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

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These same women need to actively advocate for men to have their own spaces as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

83 I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

Only if the bars are suspended over a pit of punji sticks. Then I'll watch. Or venomous snakes. Either way.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (W9STA)

84 Actually, it's perfectly appropriate to announce "Joker 2" (a movie about a guy with severe mental problems) during June, which celebrates people with severe mental problems.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (p+1gI)

85 I love that he named himself "Liar"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (kGaDv)

86 56 >>>I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)

Dennis Miller (paraphrased from memory): After watching women's gymnastics, I am going to be real skeptical when a women tells me I am being too rough in bed. Here I am watching these chicks bang their cervix off a frozen theater rope at 90 miles an hour. You won't see that in a men's event because the little gerbils just can't handle that kind of thing. It's one event where a male would have to accept the trophy posthumously. If I ever hit anything that hard with my dick, I'm going to spot weld to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (dNqv+)

87 William Thomas wants his cake, and eat it too.
Posted by: kraken

Pretty sure he prefers pie.

I'd have guessed sausage.
Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots


He wants his Kate and Edith too!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (c8pZY)

88 Can he and does he make sammiches for his girlfriend?

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (0OP+5)

89 79 Well, steps in the right direction. Just like the recent Japanese Supreme Court ruling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)

Missed that. What did they rule?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (nC+QA)

========

Mark is allowed his choice of any Japanese woman at any time.

It seems to have come out of nowhere, but it's a case Mark has been fighting on the downlow for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

90 >>> Budapest? Watched "Grand Budapest Hotel" last night. One of those movies you gotta watch 3 or 4 times to get all the jokes.
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (AwYPR)


It's a great funny movie with a lot of heart. It reminded me of the comedy play version of North by Northwest that played in London theaters.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (hHtH0)

91 "an "open" category"

A competition with no rules! The Purge Incarnation of swimming sports. Fish-human chimeras allowed. Outboard motors OK. Pool filled with heavy water, topped with flaming oil. ROE: weapons free.

Tell me you wouldn't tune in.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (qpX6U)

92 What if a dolphin identifies as a man? Then were screwed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

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And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!


The series Manimal is looking more and more prophetic.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (/NCI4)

93 Bwahahaha!

I’m going to destroy the Russian economy!

By summer, inflation will be exploding, gasoline prices will be through the roof, there’ll be shortages of baby formula and tampons, the air transport system will be collapsing, and there are rumors that soon there will be diesel shortages, bringing the trucking system to a halt!

Those Russians won’t know what hit them!

They’ll be begging for mercy!

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden, Last February! at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (I2/tG)

94 Someone is starting up a chain of elite women-only clubs across the country (one is opening soon in San Francisco).

The anti-discrimination laws don't apply to favored groups.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)
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Whites only? Racist and discriminatory.
No whites allowed? Restorative justice.

Men only? Sexist, misogynistic, discriminatory.
No men allowed? Empowering and feminist.

I will lobby hard to keep men out of women's sports the moment that women take the first step and agree to the opposite. When there are chicks picketing to defend Augusta National's decision to become a male-only club again, that will be a good sign of progress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (WWh8n)

95 49 I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition. Not the balance beam though. That's a recipe for unintentional male to female transition.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (3jSxb)

Most are too tall - that's why they do high bar. The space between the uneven bars is only 6 ft, and most guys can't bend up enough to not continually hit the lower bar (which hurts and is a giant deduction), nor could they transition between without throwing out their backs...

Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (exHjb)

96 Personally, I'm waiting anxiously for Lust and Wrath months.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (V6f9+)

97 All female swimming events should require they swim naked, just to make sure there aren't any wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (mShwQ)

98 Only if the bars are suspended over a pit of punji sticks. Then I'll watch. Or venomous snakes. Either way.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (W9STA)

--
How about suspended over punji sticks while venomous snakes are dropped from above?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (K5n5d)

99 Also for Pride Month, there are two men on Fox's Outnumbered today. Both are wearing pants to keep their hairy man legs covered.

Posted by: LongHaulPlucker at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (mgMna)

100 What if a dolphin identifies as a man? Then were screwed.

You have no idea. No. Idea.

Posted by: The Rapey Dolphin at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (W9STA)

101 Hello!

Posted by: Manimal at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (4I/2K)

102 94 I will lobby hard to keep men out of women's sports the moment that women take the first step and agree to the opposite. When there are chicks picketing to defend Augusta National's decision to become a male-only club again, that will be a good sign of progress.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (WWh8n)

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Hey...that's my line...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

103 Kristi Noem thinks she has a chance at POTUS. LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (MkYsY)

104 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction. They are considering dropping testosterone measurement for competing on female teams.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (xPl2J)

105 >>I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)

Could someone post the Paul Hunt comedy gymnastic vid.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (3jSxb)

106 Is this an outbreak of sanity?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (yQpMk)


Shakes magic 8-Ball; sadly shakes head back and forth.

17 13 How many trans-freaks are there? Enough to even bother with their own category?
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)


For US adults over 50, the number of trannys is around 0.1% For those under 25, it's up to around 5%. See also my answer on a return to sanity above.

On the brighter side, the question of made vs 'born that way' is pretty freakin' clearly "made".

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (F0YaR)

107 Also the other crucial thing is that women have to be banned from participating in men's sports. Everyone thinks it's great when a girl wrestler beats a little boy, remember? Grrrl power and all that?

It can't be a one way street.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (kGaDv)

108
Incidentally, it's no coincidence the alt-left chose the same month for Father's Day as their pervert-celebration month.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (57dQ0)

109 back to being the towel boi for the men's team

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (us2H3)

110 Who knew that trying to shut down the world’s second largest oil producer would have bad effects internationally?

Why wasn’t I told?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

111 Most are too tall - that's why they do high bar. The space between the uneven bars is only 6 ft, and most guys can't bend up enough to not continually hit the lower bar (which hurts and is a giant deduction), nor could they transition between without throwing out their backs...
Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (exHjb)


So...basically wimps.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (anj39)

112 Tell me you wouldn't tune in.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (qpX6U)

This is starting to sound suspiciously like the Full-Contact Golf league i tried to start several years ago.

Stupid judge just called it "aggravated assault" and threw me in jail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (/EuRN)

113 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction.

FIFA isn't motivated by ideology or wokeness. They're just trying to figure out how they can make more money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (llsW/)

114 Well, steps in the right direction. Just like the recent Japanese Supreme Court ruling.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)


Missed that. No one is permitted more than one waifu?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (zhLdt)

115 36 27 Shouldn't do this. Lawsuits!
Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ppBhU)

Speaking of attention whores
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM

You'll change your tune when Nikki and I are the GOP ticket in 2024!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (NCgXW)

116 Hey...that's my line...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Consider it flattery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (WWh8n)

117 113 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction.

FIFA isn't motivated by ideology or wokeness. They're just trying to figure out how they can make more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (llsW/)

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Build another stadium in Qatar?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

118 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction. They are considering dropping testosterone measurement for competing on female teams.
Posted by: Mark1971


Barcelhomo FC?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (c8pZY)

119 I'd like to see a Saudi Swim League for Trannies


Solve some problems quick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (mShwQ)

120 56 >>>I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)


------

There is a YouTube video of men gymnasts doing female routines with female USA olympian metalists reviewing the performance.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (cMXNt)

121 Yawn. Been there.

Posted by: Andy Kaufman, World Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (1dzqn)

122 There is a LOT of money in women's sports - okay, I'll start- beach volleyball!!!

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I)

123
Very soon, there will be an absence of the accumulated wealth that makes it possible to coddle and defer to these grifters and mental cases. A reversion to the historical mean that they have helped to bring about.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (6gMPr)

124 Why does anybody listen to trannies in the first place?

I remember a time when they were considered to be mentally ill and were seated in the back of the short bus.

Aw, hell, let's make xer an admiral in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (0ocXn)

125 I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged wimmin' . . .

Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (4I/2K)

126 He wants his Kate and Edith too!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (c8pZY)

I scanned by this really fast...
And then I thought about it, and said to myself: "not bad"

Well done rick...you've become Muldoon worthy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (BgMrQ)

127 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction. They are considering dropping testosterone measurement for competing on female teams.
Posted by: Mark1971


You think flopping now is bad, wait'll the drama queens get on the field.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (c8pZY)

128 I took a gymnastics class in college for a PE credit.
NOTE: Guys over 6 feet tall should avoid gymnastics. Muscle mass isn't right.
On the upside, it took me six weeks to finally do a forward handspring. I was the last guy to make it. The coach (who just recently passed away...great guy!)stopped the class and everyone applauded.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (anj39)

129 Old Hotness: White House’s Catchphrase: ‘Inflation is Transitory’

New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

130 Will they also be banned from women's lingerie football league?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (MkYsY)

131 if a guy cuts his cock off and has it bronzed

and wears it around his neck on a gold chain

then, maybe

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (us2H3)

132 I'd like to see a Saudi Swim League for Trannies.

Might as well. They've managed a successful Skydiving Club for Homosexuals for as long a I can remember.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (W9STA)

133 119 I'd like to see a Saudi Swim League for Trannies


Solve some problems quick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (mShwQ)

That’d be shiek

Posted by: 7man at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (qwO6y)

134 Barcelhomo FC?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (c8pZY)

Womanchester United

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (/EuRN)

135 129 Old Hotness: White House’s Catchphrase: ‘Inflation is Transitory’

New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

Next up, Putin Did It

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (mShwQ)

136 This is literally violence omg I can't even they're literally erasing trans existence
__________

Whoa there, slow your roll. Otherwise people are going to think you are literally nuts.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (fs1hN)

137 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood. The thought amuses.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (Vr12I)

138
I'd like to see a Saudi Swim League for Trannies

Solve some problems quick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Their high diving team is aces! Extreme turnover, though.

The documentary film about it, "One Shot at Perfection" explaining it all rather well.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (ZvxPV)

139 I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace


I want to see female gymnasts on the rings.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (c8pZY)

140 Heard a bit of this story on NPR yesterday. The reporterette actually asked why the rule only applied to trans-women (i.e. men) competing in women's divisions and not to trans-men (i.e. women) competing in the men's divisions. You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (nfrXX)

141 Build another stadium in Qatar?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

Did you see that they didn't build enough hotels for the World Cup this winter?

They're booking people into tents now...fucking tents.

I love it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)

142 I will admit I enjoy watching women's fast pitch softball more than men's baseball though neither are on the top of my list.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (3jSxb)

143 Old Hotness: White House’s Catchphrase: ‘Inflation is Transitory’

New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (RHGPo)
++++
I moved "recession" from the "likely" column to the "inevitable" column a month or so ago when I saw on the morning newscast that Jerome Powell used the words "soft landing" in a press release. When the Fed talks about a "soft landing," it's going to crash. There's no such thing as a soft landing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (WWh8n)

144
>>>Womanchester United

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (/EuRN)

Stoopid c*nts.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (QYPq3)

145 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood.

So was Mary Lou Retton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (llsW/)

146 It can't be a one way street.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (kGaDv)

Pffft...just wait til they limit men's sports broadcasts til the viewership equals women's sports broadcasts.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

147 My first thought was that allowing males who had not gone through puberty to compete with women was reasonable.

On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)

148 yeah this is only for international competition. BUT that said, hopefully domestically it would make sense to abide by it.

otherwise 2nd/3rd/4th place American female winners would be precluded from internationals b/c of asshats like Will here.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (w0NJk)

149 141 Did you see that they didn't build enough hotels for the World Cup this winter?

They're booking people into tents now...fucking tents.

I love it.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)

=======

Just like in Harry Potter!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

150 I'd have guessed sausage.
Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (1dzqn)


He has a girlfriend and the actual women swimmers complain that he's frequently sporting wood while he's in the shower with them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (zhLdt)

151 >>> FIFA is moving in the opposite direction.

FIFA isn't motivated by ideology or wokeness. They're just trying to figure out how they can make more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (llsW/)


Put a massive amount of catnip in the ball and add tigers. You're welcome.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (hHtH0)

152 Womanchester United
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I bow before the master.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (c8pZY)

153 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction. They are considering dropping testosterone measurement for competing on female teams.

I'm all for that - it will destroy woke, left-wing women's soccer.

Leftists boast about how well the US women's soccer team does in international competitions - that's because 90% of the planet could care less about women's soccer.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (I2/tG)

154 Kristi Noem has turned into a crashing disappointment.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (cTCuP)

155 135 129 Old Hotness: White House’s Catchphrase: ‘Inflation is Transitory’

New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
_________

Inflation is transitioning into a Recession. Let's add "I" and "R" to the alphabet soup of deviancy and another couple of colors to the pride flag!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (fs1hN)

156 In the whole history of science and sports, has anybody ever attempted to swim in mercury? Don't have to worry much about sinking in it, but I surmise there would be other challenges, even for trannies. Dear sports-science world: I'd pay a dollar for that.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (qpX6U)

157 Old Hotness: White House’s Catchphrase: ‘Inflation is Transitory’

New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’


Strictly speaking, it's not inevitable that I have a beer with my steak dinner tonight but I know which way the smart money would bet.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (nfrXX)

158 145 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood.

So was Mary Lou Retton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (llsW/)

Plus testosterone, I should have added. And yes, Retton WAS female blockish.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Vr12I)

159 Soon there will be so many freakin...It'smonth that we won't be using J,F,M,A,M,J,J,A,S,O,N,D.

Posted by: sidney at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Uy/WF)

160
I love it.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard


The Fyre Festival business model never goes out of style!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (ZvxPV)

161 So I was watching Chrissie Mayr's Simpcast last night and she had on someone that appears on Fox on occasion. The girl wrestled with the boys in high school. The thing about wrestling though is that you are matching weight classes, and you know a lot of it can boil down to technique vs. just pure strength. But she was pointing out that while she did win some she was pretty much middle of the road. She then went to the US national women's team to prep for the olympics because she was that good. So her being an anomaly female that could at least hang with the boys put her in an upper elite tier for women.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (vMCab)

162 Just like in Harry Potter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

I hadn't thought of that...

I can hear the "squeeeeing" from here.


***sigh***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (BgMrQ)

163 Pommel horses are NOT sexual objects !

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)

164 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood.

So was Mary Lou Retton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (llsW/)


Careful guys. You all know Nurse was a world class gymnast right?
She's built....pretty good.
And a damned good shot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (anj39)

165 "Did you see that they didn't build enough hotels for the World Cup this winter? They're booking people into tents now...fucking tents."

Fyre Festival 2. I knew it was coming.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (qpX6U)

166 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood.


Take up swimming. At least you'll float.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (c8pZY)

167 Pommel horses are NOT sexual objects !
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
++++
Wanna bet?

Posted by: PronHub at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (WWh8n)

168 159 Soon there will be so many freakin...It'smonth that we won't be using J,F,M,A,M,J,J,A,S,O,N,D.
Posted by: sidney at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Uy/WF)

My birthday is Gluttony 17th.

Rest of my family are Avarice babies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (/EuRN)

169 I don't know why any man convicted of a felony and sentenced to jail wouldn't claim to be a woman. All of that sweet, sweet poonanny. It's a constitutional right, people!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 20, 2022 12:33 PM (0ocXn)

170 166 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood.


Take up swimming. At least you'll float.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (c8pZY)


Heh. My lazy ass DOES just float around on the lake.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Vr12I)

171 My birthday is Gluttony 17th.

Rest of my family are Avarice babies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (/EuRN)
++++
Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (WWh8n)

172 So sick of hearing about trannies. Doesn't make sense that 0.05% of the population drives 90% of the news cycle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)

173 Very soon, there will be an absence of the accumulated wealth that makes it possible to coddle and defer to these grifters and mental cases. A reversion to the historical mean that they have helped to bring about.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (6gMPr)

So the Gods of the Copy Book Headings bring on Heinlein's Vad Luck?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (nC+QA)

174 My first thought was that allowing males who had not gone through puberty to compete with women was reasonable.

On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)
***

It will certainly shorten the time to puberty.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)

175 >>>
On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)


It could but because since they were force mutilated so early in life they'll never be able to compete at anything but ladyboy and parent assassination competitions.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (hHtH0)

176 166 Gymnastics - I am built like a block of wood.

Take up swimming. At least you'll float.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (c8pZY)

#shesawitch

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)

177 At this point we are in a recession. It just isn't official yet.

White House’s Latest Nonsense: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (RHGPo)

178
Pommel horses are NOT sexual objects !
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
++++
Wanna bet?
Posted by: PronHub


Isn't the Sybian just a miniaturized pommel horse?

A pommel pony, if you will ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (ZvxPV)

179 175 >>>
On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)

=========

If the parent is already the kind who would even entertain the idea of mutilating their child to give them a leg up in sports years later, then, I'm sorry, but the child is screwed. They might as well be child actors by that point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

180 if testosterone levels no longer count, you may rely on everyone using exogenous testosterone. see how that works?

Posted by: El Chapo at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (A4Fvw)

181 Isn't the Sybian just a miniaturized pommel horse?

A pommel pony, if you will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


A pummel pony.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (c8pZY)

182 How about suspended over punji sticks while venomous snakes are dropped from above?

What? And get sued by PETA when one of the snakes gets hurt?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (nfrXX)

183 So the Gods of the Copy Book Headings bring on Heinlein's Vad Luck?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (nC+QA)
++++
Always.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (WWh8n)

184 Missed that. No one is permitted more than one waifu?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (zhLdt)

Gay marriage ban does not violate the Japanese constitution.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (V6f9+)

185 Pommel horses are NOT sexual objects !
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
++++
Wanna bet?
Posted by: PronHub
***

Been to Enumclaw lately?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (anj39)

186 104 FIFA is moving in the opposite direction. They are considering dropping testosterone measurement for competing on female teams.


this is because the cheating (islamic countries sticking guys on the girls soccer team for international competition) is so rampant already

most countries other than the US don't think it's very proper for girls to play soccer at all (as I keep SAYING .. girls play hockey) so they lose to the US team simply because most other countries don't like girls playing soccer! (and the girls don't like to play, they'd rather play hockey as well). so we win and we're so excited but soccer (female version) is very much a low-tier sport abroad.

this is why they're meh about teams adding guys. they want better competition so this will help. it will suck for the US team tho, lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (w0NJk)

187 I think the Leftists will be going after them, they don't give up

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (a1rDq)

188 180 if testosterone levels no longer count, you may rely on everyone using exogenous testosterone. see how that works?
Posted by: El Chapo at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (A4Fvw

Yup, the men have to take estrogen and probably testosterone reducers or some such. Why can't the wimminz take testosterone?

Sure, it's harder to swim with a beard but that's a small price for gold medals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (mShwQ)

189 172 So sick of hearing about trannies. Doesn't make sense that 0.05% of the population drives 90% of the news cycle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM

Don't worry, we're making sure our brainwashing of your youth will ensure the next generation is well above 0.05%!

Posted by: Big Gay Inc. at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (NCgXW)

190 So sick of hearing about trannies. Doesn't make sense that 0.05% of the population drives 90% of the news cycle.

I honestly believe that's part of why we're living through the collective freakout. The Information Age allows everyone to be heard. Turns out, most people don't like that.

It's odd to think back, being the last generation born in the Big Three Networks era, about just how much our access to information was controlled by gate-keepers. The CBS, NBC, and ABC CEOs. The editor of your local paper. Maybe your librarian, if you went there.

Now, its the Wild West. And I like it like that. But I get the distinct impression I'm the minority, with most everyone else arguing about who should control the gates.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (W9STA)

191 I've noticed the Swedish female Pole Vaulters have an excellent grip on the pole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (MkYsY)

192 White House’s Latest Nonsense: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’

Posted by: SMOD




That, interpreted, means that they are going to fudge the Q2 numbers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (lTGtQ)

193 I'm wondering if this decision by the world committee is binding on the Olympics. I've a sneaking suspicion that the Olympic Committee is going to thumb their noses at what FINA has announced.

Posted by: junior at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TqeD8)

194 The athletic differences between genders are obvious from a very early age. Us boys were more able for almost all sports from say seven or eight.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Vr12I)

195 I saw this yesterday, and thought that "Lia" Thomas has to find another way to aggrandize that fragile ego.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (EvAEs)

196 168>Well played

Posted by: sidney at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Uy/WF)

197 So sick of hearing about trannies. Doesn't make sense that 0.05% of the population drives 90% of the news cycle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)

Concur. Don't care about heshe's, trannies, shemales or lady boys and really, really don't care about competitive swimming one iota.

What I really want to see is a big ol' Tranny take on the LPGA with the xe's big old club swinging off the tee. Fore!

So exciting!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (R/m4+)

198 Went To a Soccer Game and and they showed a "Man" without a shirt that clearly had top surgery on the big screen.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (dKiJG)

199 After much consideration, I have concluded that there is no possible way to make "Wolverhampton" sound non-masculine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (/EuRN)

200 It not just strength. The best women pool players /dart players , shooting sports fall just short of the best men. Seems men were created physically to excel at hand eye coordination skills along with strength.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (3jSxb)

201 193 I'm wondering if this decision by the world committee is binding on the Olympics. I've a sneaking suspicion that the Olympic Committee is going to thumb their noses at what FINA has announced.
Posted by: junior at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TqeD

No, FINA sets the rules.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (BgMrQ)

202 The press has been very good at hiding the identities of his family. You have to wonder why?

Posted by: CN at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (ONvIw)

203 "You know - with everything that's going on - if you're not going to outlaw everything, you've got to at least make it harder to get all those crazy guns that everybody's using."

Joe Burrow Weighs In On "Crazy Guns" Control
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (MFZ8i)

204 I am a little sad tho - I was really looking forward to watching Will swim against all the other girls

the English swimmers would have jumped him after the meet or something!

I was foreseeing all kinds of entertaining hazing

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (w0NJk)

205 this is because the cheating (islamic countries sticking guys on the girls soccer team for international competition) is so rampant already

This should be pretty easy to catch. I believe it used to be known in the military as a short arm inspection. Sorry, Aaliyah, but you appear to have a penis.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (/NCI4)

206
When the Fed talks about a "soft landing," it's going to crash. There's no such thing as a soft landing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

207 So, they walk this back by evening, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM


Since they're swimmers, they'll probably paddle it back.

Will you be gracing us with a picture of you in that Zardoz replica-swimsuit you promised yesterday anytime soon?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)

208 Yup, the men have to take estrogen and probably testosterone reducers or some such. Why can't the wimminz take testosterone?

Sure, it's harder to swim with a beard but that's a small price for gold medals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's easier to swim if you make the beard sit in the stands with everyone else.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (c8pZY)

209 >>>
Isn't the Sybian just a miniaturized pommel horse?
A pommel pony, if you will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (ZvxPV)


I always thought black&decker should try entering the powered sextoy market. Make it modular so you can add paint mixing attachments and whatnot.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (hHtH0)

210
I love the Hungary hate - I haven't heard that one in a minute, and almost forgot it amongst the current Hate Narrative, which has moved slightly East.

Viktor Orban is a Magyar, so he's only Slav-adjacent, but like all Slav leaders, he is corrupt. He's grown pretty wealthy on graft, and so have many of his supporters. So what? Political corruption is a way of life in Eastern Europe, and in the United States. At least he serves the interests of Hungary. I'm considerably less sanguine about the leadership of, say, Vladimir Putin or Volodomyr Zelensky, or Joseph Robinette Biden.

Trying to pretend that Viktor Orban's corruption is somehow worse than our own and MUST BE CONDEMNED!!! is risible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (IXpV7)

211 So henceforth June 20th will be known as Lia Thomas Month.

Posted by: Brandon at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (Y274z)

212 207 Will you be gracing us with a picture of you in that Zardoz replica-swimsuit you promised yesterday anytime soon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

I promised nothing!

*hides replica Zardoz outfit a bit further into the back of the closet*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

213 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

***turns to look into the camera***

I say, let 'em crash...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (BgMrQ)

214 Male gymnast on uneven bars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etG-u27CrRw

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (6RgRK)

215 Crazy gun meet ghost gun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

216 Isn't the Sybian just a miniaturized pommel horse?

A pommel pony, if you will ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Ok...I have led a truly sheltered life.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (AwYPR)

217 Seems men were created physically to excel at hand eye coordination skills along with strength.

Why, it's almost as if Mother Nature had to make certain design choices in enabling females to carry out the prime biological directive, while men had more leeway. Nah, that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (/NCI4)

218 I am amazed that the other girls don't beat the shit out of Thomas in the locker room. My sister and her teammates would have done that. Simple. Shouldn't take more than one or two beatings.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (lTGtQ)

219 So henceforth June 20th will be known as Lia Thomas Month.

Or the Lia Thomas Period...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (ayPF8)

220 Went To a Soccer Game and and they showed a "Man" without a shirt that clearly had top surgery on the big screen.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Ooooooooh. Serious question: if a guy gets transitioned, can he still go topless?

He's still a guy, and trust me, not getting a chubby looking at him, so it isn't sexual.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (c8pZY)

221 >>> It not just strength. The best women pool players /dart players , shooting sports fall just short of the best men. Seems men were created physically to excel at hand eye coordination skills along with strength.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (3jSxb)


I've read before that women may have an advantage in marksmanship and could someday pass men.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (hHtH0)

222 If testosterone doesn't have any effect on performance, then why is extra T a banned substance?

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (tRd71)

223 22 William never even cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

And he has a girlfriend! So that makes him a lesbian!
***

Except lesbians don't typically have their own penises and testicles, like Thomas does.

Thomas sexes his girlfriend with his man parts. The same man parts that stand erect when he's in the shower room with naked teammates -- you know, actual women with women's bodies, unlike Thomas.

He's a man who likes to pretend he's a woman, because that's the only way he can compete and win. Real men leave him in their dust, because he's lousy as a man swimmer.

And he's also lousy as a man in general.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (MvHI3)

224 At this point, I wish that *every* sport had *only* the "open" category. Women's sports programs have resulted in the killing of tons of mens sports teams. All because nobody wants to pay to watch womens hoops

Posted by: In Exile at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (bXUxO)

225 Good one, ace. Perfect post.

Odd, just last night I was musing to myself at how this very issue - allowing biological men to compete, and therefore spoil, women's sports - was one of the indicators of cultural/social (?) collapse that was just impossible to dismiss.

I don't mean literal collapse of course, but collapse of standards and common sense. Even of decency and a sense of fair play and fun.

Perhaps this is a tiny light in the darkness? But the populace - I mean families and mothers whose daughters' youthful devotion and passion was simply expunged by this ridiculous trend to allow men to compete with women - is still there. They are our burden and our de facto adversaries.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (OTzUX)

226 A motorized pommel pony...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (ayPF8)

227 You HAD to bring up Mary Lou Rotten-she was a spokesmouth for Revco drug stores and promised "with Revco you have a friend for life". Now that I'm old and decrepit-where are you Revco, where are you Mary Lou Rotten?

Posted by: C.J. at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (PIlQh)

228 219 So henceforth June 20th will be known as Lia Thomas Month.

Or the Lia Thomas Period...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (ayPF

Oh, I say...

That's bloody good!

Posted by: English Presenter at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (BgMrQ)

229 I always thought black&decker should try entering the powered sextoy market. Make it modular so you can add paint mixing attachments and whatnot.
Posted by: banana Dream


That's what the sawzall is for.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (c8pZY)

230 Just because:

I am the very model of a modern made-up-genital
I've features urological, gonadal, and congenital
A big chip on my shoulder, and I quote my rights historical
From bathroom choice to pronouns, I can list them categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters that are nautical
I joined the women's swim team, although it isn't logical
About transgender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
Although I've kept my penis and it still gets quite a lot of use

All: (Although he's kept his penis and it still gets quite a lot of use!)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (kXYt5)

231 Give them "a league of their own." There is a precedent for it. Then we will see just how popular this movement really is.

Posted by: Slow Learner at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (klu5V)

232 I'm wondering if this decision by the world committee is binding on the Olympics. I've a sneaking suspicion that the Olympic Committee is going to thumb their noses at what FINA has announced.
Posted by: junior at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TqeD

No, FINA sets the rules.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM


Generally, the Olympics endorse and follow the rules that each sport's governing federation (FINA for swimming in this instance), but they are under no obligation to do so, and can, in fact deviate as they choose.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

233 While you're at it, give us back the rainbow. That's a sign of God's promise, not a Sodomist Standard.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)

234
231 Give them "a league of their own." There is a precedent for it. Then we will see just how popular this movement really is.
Posted by: Slow Learner at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (klu5V


They will still bitch. See Wimminz Soccer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (mShwQ)

235
I always thought black&decker should try entering the powered sextoy market. Make it modular so you can add paint mixing attachments and whatnot.
Posted by: banana Dream


Modified and powered reciprocating saws have already been tried out in porn.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (ZvxPV)

236 >>Trying to pretend that Viktor Orban's corruption is somehow worse than our own and MUST BE CONDEMNED!!! is risible.

Could be worse. He might be a sportsball player.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)

237 22 William never even cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)


And he has a girlfriend! So that makes him a lesbian!

Follow up questions: What is a lesbian?
----
Old joke: a lesbian is someone from Lebanon.

Posted by: Silly Mid-on at Lords Cricket Ground at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (qfLjt)

238 I think I need to preface that I have known a handful of people who decided to do the Cpl Klinger thing quite a while ago who are cool people, who mind their own fucking business and are shockingly conservative in the anti-commie sense. These people will be first in line opposing woke crap. You're always going to have people that do their own thing, but for a functional culture there is value in those people keeping it to themselves to some extent.

This is, obviously, 100% diametrically opposed to this whole "shove it in everyone's faces and facilitate pedos" stuff, which is designed to (1) provoke non-lefties and (2) encourage freaks so they draw fire, and then become more solidly leftist in response.

But I don't think those people have any idea that their peak in the spotlight is behind them, and that things are only going to get worse as the backlash builds. Fucking with peoples' kids is how you get democide and genocide.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (hM91B)

239

Women make better starship pilots.

Posted by: RAH at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (dFJt9)

240 Muldoon

Speaking of Modern Major Generals

300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF8)

241 "...those who transition after age 12..."

Hardly a resounding triumph for the forces of biological realism, but I suppose it's better than nothing.

(I'm 65 years old and have seen much in my life. But how the absolute fuck did THIS form of craziness ever take root?
I don't believe in God, but I am starting to believe in Satan.)

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ATe9j)

242 I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters that are nautical
I joined the women's swim team, although it isn't logical
About transgender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
Although I've kept my penis and it still gets quite a lot of use

All: (Although he's kept his penis and it still gets quite a lot of use!)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (kXYt5)
***

Not the worst ear worm for today.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (anj39)

243 Will Thomas' Wedding Tackle (great band name) hardest hit.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (XH8Ra)

244 I've read before that women may have an advantage in marksmanship and could someday pass men.

Put two women on the range long enough, and they'll start to argue. Eventually one will kill the other. In such a manner, women may eventually produce the ultimate gunfighter. But just like Highlander, in the end, there can be only one.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (W9STA)

245 I'm thinking those gymnastics rings kind of look like a noose.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (MkYsY)

246 "in fact deviate as they choose."

You mis-spelled 'deviant'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (1n+EO)

247 Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (kXYt5)

Well done!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (nByzo)

248 Or the Lia Thomas Period...
Posted by: Anna Puma

*******

Noice!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (kXYt5)

249 High-larious. Guess "Lia" is going to finish in the twenties now. Lulz.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (XSRBF)

250 Generally, the Olympics endorse and follow the rules that each sport's governing federation (FINA for swimming in this instance), but they are under no obligation to do so, and can, in fact deviate as they choose.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

I was not aware of this.

Out of curiosity, are there any major departures to note?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (BgMrQ)

251 233 While you're at it, give us back the rainbow. That's a sign of God's promise, not a Sodomist Standard.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)

I think God's sign to the others was fire and brimstone. And a salty pillar for Lot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

252

My peni they burn!

Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (dFJt9)

253 197 So sick of hearing about trannies. Doesn't make sense that 0.05% of the population drives 90% of the news cycle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)


Now that tranny stuff has overtaken news and social media, that 0.05% is much higher these days.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (6RgRK)

254 Leftists boast about how well the US women's soccer team does in international competitions

It's an easier league than U15 boys teams.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (D6lWx)

255 "Women make better starship pilots."

And better Firefly class freighter engineers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (1n+EO)

256 My peni they burn!
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (dFJt9)

This gives me an idea.

Posted by: Three Wolf Moon Shirt maker at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (4I/2K)

257 239

Women make better starship pilots.

Posted by: RAH at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (dFJt9)

Someone mentioned somewhere that a female James Bond would be exciting: Crashes, explosions, all just during the parking of her car.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

258 And better Firefly class freighter engineers.

She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen. Or at least I can remember.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (W9STA)

259 16 William Thomas wants his cake, and eat it too.

Posted by: kraken



I think it's: "Will Thomas wants his pussy and to fuck it too."

Which, of course, he does, since he still has Bighead Todd and the Monsters.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XH8Ra)

260 Generally, the Olympics endorse and follow the rules that each sport's governing federation (FINA for swimming in this instance), but they are under no obligation to do so, and can, in fact deviate as they choose.

I predict they'll go along. Look, everyone, including the leftist loons who pretend to think this is okay, knows it's unsustainable and absurd. They're all trying to figure out how to walk it back, without looking like they lost.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (/NCI4)

261 240 Muldoon

Speaking of Modern Major Generals

300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF

That would mean something different in muslim countries...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

262 I'm just glad all this heshe shit got going after I retire from selling antiques

it was bad enough kissing the fags asses for 45 yeats

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

263 Any NCAA women's basketball coach is a quitter if he/she is not actively working to convince tall high school boy varsity basketball players to go tranny and enroll at their school. There are thousands of very tall HS varsity boy's players who will never get a look by colleges, but could be the top NCAA Women's rebounder and shot blocker, and the leader in steals.

Posted by: monday, monday at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (AMIL/)

264 300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF

That would mean something different in muslim countries...
Posted by: jim


Baa baa baa 🐑

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (c8pZY)

265 My peni they burn!
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM


You're from Mars, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

266 it was bad enough kissing the fags asses for 45 yeats
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

But think of what that's done for your social credit score.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (Y5qcH)

267 "She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen."

Yup.

Fully agree.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (1n+EO)

268 That would mean something different in muslim countries...
Posted by: jim


The sheep you say!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (ayPF8)

269 You realize we are all just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic until ace posts about Biden falling off the bike?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

270 Someone mentioned somewhere that a female James Bond would be exciting: Crashes, explosions, all just during the parking of her car.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ynpvh)


GUFFAW!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (vkS2Z)

271 You know - with everything that's going on - if you're not going to outlaw everything, you've got to at least make it harder to get all those crazy guns that everybody's using."

Joe Burrow Weighs In On "Crazy Guns" Control
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7

*

I guarandamtee that he throws a ball to men with violent convictions and long criminal records, but he won't say sh*t about them.

My guns are bad, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (kGaDv)

272 264 300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF

That would mean something different in muslim countries...
Posted by: jim

Baa baa baa 🐑
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (c8pZY)

They use a see-and-say to determine who the evening's attraction will be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

273 And better Firefly class freighter engineers.

She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen. Or at least I can remember.
Posted by: Here We Go Again


Bet she makes cute babies.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (c8pZY)

274 269 You realize we are all just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic until ace posts about Biden falling off the bike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

He already addressed it over the past weekend.

Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)

275 until ace posts about Biden falling off the bike?

It's all Putin's fault!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (I2/tG)

276 265 My peni they burn!
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM

You're from Mars, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

Possibly Uranus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

277 48 World Swim Body Now Rudderless After Trans Decision.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (mShwQ)
----
Isn't that more like a keel? So if a tranny rapes someone can we say the person was keelhauled?

Posted by: The Drunken Sailor in the Morning at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (qfLjt)

278 🐐 greatest
🐐 of
🐐 all
🐐 time

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (44ww/)

279 Joe Burrow and Steve Kerr can go fucking blow each other. Tired of these mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (89T5c)

280 300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM


"Recent events indicated that 3 Para is not demonstrating the levels of discipline and respect for others expected of one of our battalions."
-- General Sir Patrick

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (a3Q+t)

281 One quibble with the British Paratrooper story: they do not show a photo of the friendly gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (dNqv+)

282 He already addressed it over the past weekend.

Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.


there's more video confirming that Joetato diverted from his normal route suddenly b/c he saw a .. cute little girl

he fell PURELY because he needed to stop to talk to her. which he did after he jumped back up (in a weird way) it was very squicky

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (w0NJk)

283 those who transition after age 12..."

*

Wait, did they just acknowledge that the average 12 year old boy is physically equivalent to the majority of adult women?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (kGaDv)

284 Democrats use guns to kill other Democrats.

Republicans use guns to protect themselves from Democrats.

And that's why each side views the issue the way they do

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (ESjRY)

285 You realize we are all just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic until ace posts about Biden falling off the bike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

He already addressed it over the past weekend.

Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog


Ace? Peddling stories?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (c8pZY)

286 He already addressed it over the past weekend.

Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)

Oh no! I missed it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (dNqv+)

287
Which, of course, he does, since he still has Bighead Todd and the Monsters.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XH8Ra)

Cutting them off to continue competing as a woman would leave him Bittersweet

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (mR6Gs)

288 yeah, Kerr is a world class virtue signaler

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)

289 Joe Burrow and Steve Kerr can go fucking blow each other. Tired of these mental defectives.

These things happen when grown men are told they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, simply because they're good at playing a game.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (W9STA)

290 My sister, Karen, reminded me that she was such a tomboy that I used to derisively call her Kevin. In today's world, she might be pressured into thinking she really needed to be a boy instead of a girl.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (vkS2Z)

291 Happy Junetranteenth!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (U7BS4)

292 278 🐐 greatest
🐐 of
🐐 all
🐐 time

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (44ww/)

Even if putting lipstick on a pig makes it more attractive, I still can't because it isn't halal. Camels and goats, on the other hand...

Posted by: Jihadi at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

293 And better Firefly class freighter engineers.

She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen. Or at least I can remember.

*

I'm a big fan of the way she looks. There's another one, too. Leeluu Sobieski or something similar?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (kGaDv)

294 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.

Better call in a bunch of Brooklyn hipsters with man buns to do the dirty military work.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (/NCI4)

295 Ace? Peddling Stories of peddling?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (1n+EO)

296 until ace posts about Biden falling off the bike?

It's all Putin's fault!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (I2/tG)

Putin Bike Hike

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (mR6Gs)

297 hahahahahaha

@samramani2

BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

298 One quibble with the British Paratrooper story: they do not show a photo of the friendly gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (dNqv+

I thought you were going to say you were surprised that it was a gal.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (3jSxb)

299 Democrats use guns to kill other Democrats.

Republicans use guns to protect themselves from Democrats.

And that's why each side views the issue the way they do

*

Stolen

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (kGaDv)

300 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

301 While you're at it, give us back the rainbow. That's a sign of God's promise, not a Sodomist Standard.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)
*******
Had a conversation with some hispanic friends about this. They brought it up that the rainbow use to be magical for kids, but now since the LGBTQ plus has high jacked it they no longer can buy their kids anything with rainbows on it and it really infuriates them.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

302 Wasn't there another international sport governing body that announced they WOULD be allowing men to destroy women this weekend?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Joe Burrow Weighs In On "Crazy Guns" Control
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7


My immediate response was "Who?" but then I clicked on the link to find out and read this:

The Nationals, Houston Texans, and San Antonio Spurs are among the teams working with Everytown for Gun Safety...

What was that we were just saying in the last thread about destroying your business to virtue signal?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (nfrXX)

304 Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog

Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (c8pZY)

A real Tour de Force...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (BgMrQ)

305 297 hahahahahaha

@samramani2

BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

========

Man...I sure hope the ecoterrorists who definitely are not funded by Russian money don't find out about this...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

306 105 >>I'd like to see male gymnasts add the uneven bars to the competition.

i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)

Could someone post the Paul Hunt comedy gymnastic vid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (3jSxb)


See 214

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (6RgRK)

307 Leeluu Sobieski or something similar?

Nice tracts, that one.

What Helen Hunt would look like if done right.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (1n+EO)

308 301 While you're at it, give us back the rainbow. That's a sign of God's promise, not a Sodomist Standard.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)
*******
Had a conversation with some hispanic friends about this. They brought it up that the rainbow use to be magical for kids, but now since the LGBTQ plus has high jacked it they no longer can buy their kids anything with rainbows on it and it really infuriates them.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

Unicorns might be next. Don't want to know what folks will use the horn for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

309 Fun Fact: Women can compete and beat men in one sports category: the shooting sports (except maybe biathalon.)

Leftist heads exploding in 3 - 2 - 1 ...

Posted by: Fritzy at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (GgBE/)

310 This busty bikini blonde doesn't want to swim competitively but if she did, she sure as hell wouldn't want to swim against dudes:
https://is.gd/g1oDJW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (WWh8n)

311 BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas

They've also put out tips for conserving energy. One is to turn down the brightness and contrast on their TVs. That ought to do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (/NCI4)

312 LeeLee Sobieski Deep Impact

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (ayPF8)

313 Very troubling about the Paras and that exercise.

I mean, does this imperil NATO's ability to respond forcefully to a threat to .... North Macedonia? Or Albania?

Yeah yeah I'm looking, give me a second, trying to find what threats to those places might ever exist. Not going to even bother with trying to find how such a fanciful problem might engage US interests.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (OTzUX)

314 Any members of the supposed opposition here in the US trying to get more coal plants opened?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (ESjRY)

315 Joe Burrow should have just stopped talking when he said he just plays football.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (3jSxb)

316 "They're not saying everyone should transition by age 11, that's ridiculous. You can't transition by that age in most countries and hopefully you wouldn't be encouraged to. Basically, what they're saying is that it is not feasible for people who have transitioned to compete without having an advantage."


BURN. IN. HELL.

NO ONE SHOULD TRANSITION. It's against nature. It's against God.

It's outright blasphemy and will accelerate the end of times. Stop the madness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Here's JEWEL STAITE and a couple a dudes at NerdHQ:

https://youtu.be/GWXcvprfnf8

She's a dish.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (XH8Ra)

318 Germany must limit its use of gas for electricity production and prioritize the filling of storage facilities to compensate for a drop in supply from Russia, Economy Minister Robert Habeck said Sunday.

In a move that goes against the principles of his environmentally-friendly Green Party, the country will also have to increase the burning of coal, Habeck said.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

319 302 Wasn't there another international sport governing body that announced they WOULD be allowing men to destroy women this weekend?


not sure but I know cycling is all in, so is weightlifting

and some of the X-game type sports too are getting pretty crazy with it. those (actual) ladies are fighting back more tho. I can see some of them hitting some dude upside the head with a board.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (w0NJk)

320 Apparently there's some infighting between the people who support the pride flag and those who support the newer "progress pride" flag:

https://tinyurl.com/2p89zsea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (49srk)

321 Fuck, gotta redesign the pride flag again.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (iHBJ3)

322 Did they inadvertently admit that if you wait until after puberty, you become a man...like God intended?


Forgive me if someone already mentioned this point.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (nlgcY)

323 310 This busty bikini blonde doesn't want to swim competitively but if she did, she sure as hell wouldn't want to swim against dudes:
https://is.gd/g1oDJW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (WWh8n)

...and make sure to grab a floatation device or two if the ship starts sinking...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

324 And he's also lousy as a man in general.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (MvHI3)


There is a possibility which makes this statement suspect. If he thought that the trans mania was stupid and was doing this specifically to rub their faces in it, that would be okay.

I doubt this was his motivation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (zhLdt)

325 Biden veered off the approved bike trail before his face plant yesterday to sniff another young child. This guy is disgusting.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (MkYsY)

326 Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog

Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223


*******

Ace frequently posts stories in tandem!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (kXYt5)

327 Next Germany will be encouraging everyone to go nude because washing clothes is such a strain on the power grid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (ayPF8)

328 Speaking of FINA, what's gas costing today?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (anj39)

329 Posted by: Fritzy at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (GgBE/)

The best can't beat the best.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (3jSxb)

330 >>Man...I sure hope the ecoterrorists who definitely are not funded by Russian money don't find out about this...

How DARE you!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

331 Good news, everybody, my crypto investment is worth even less, down to half its original value!

...wait

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (llsW/)

332 316 "They're not saying everyone should transition by age 11, that's ridiculous. You can't transition by that age in most countries and hopefully you wouldn't be encouraged to. Basically, what they're saying is that it is not feasible for people who have transitioned to compete without having an advantage."


BURN. IN. HELL.

NO ONE SHOULD TRANSITION. It's against nature. It's against God.

It's outright blasphemy and will accelerate the end of times. Stop the madness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

With one exception. "If you eye offends thee, pluck it out." Probably could be said for balls and dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

333 ... 300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times. ...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
++++
According to a report from The Times of London, a civilian woman had been smuggled onto the base 31 times over the course of five months to engage in sexual intercourse with multiple soldiers at a time. Earlier this month, eight paratroopers of the 16 Air Assault Brigade had been placed under military police investigation after sex tapes emerged of them participating in orgies with the unnamed woman as dozens more looked on.
----
Busy girl.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (WWh8n)

334
To wit: Hungary is at peace. Hungary has managed to balance its EU/Schengen commitments with its necessary relationship with the Russians. They are not being invaded, or drawn into any crass imperial power struggles. Hungary has avoided the worst of the various migrant crises that shook Europe so recently. Aside from the two hideous economic shocks that have shaken the entire global economy in the last 15 years, Hungary's economic life has remained stable. Broad majorities of Hungarians have reliably supported Orban/Fidesz for more than a decade.

Compare this (unfavorably) to nearby countries or our own. I'll wait.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (IXpV7)

335 BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM


HOW DARE YOU?!!!!!!

Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (a3Q+t)

336 Joe Burrow should have just stopped talking when he said he just plays football.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (3jSxb)



They'll never learn.....Tis a shame. Not that I watched him in the NFL, but that kid's a stud and I would've liked to follow his career a bit.

Not anymore. Well done, dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Hedy in MDMA

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (us2H3)

338 Who in the ever loving crap decided that putting Spongebrain Shitpants on a ten-speed was a good idea? They need half a kilogram of pills every day just to keep the stupid bastard propped up against a podium with his eyes open. These people are completely unmoored from reality.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)

339 LeeLee Sobieski Deep Impact

Always a favorite. She was like Helen Hunt's cute younger sister. Gorgeous girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (llsW/)

340 BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas

They've also put out tips for conserving energy. One is to turn down the brightness and contrast on their TVs. That ought to do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (/NCI4)

I'd advise checking your tires for proper inflation.

Posted by: The Chicago Lightbringer at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (4I/2K)

341 Speaking of FINA, what's gas costing today?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (anj39)



Left Nut. Right Big Toe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

342 In other news

Germany restarts production of the Trabant and this time it will be 100% recyclable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (ayPF8)

343 According to a report from The Times of London, a civilian woman had been smuggled onto the base 31 times over the course of five months to engage in sexual intercourse with multiple soldiers at a time. Earlier this month, eight paratroopers of the 16 Air Assault Brigade had been placed under military police investigation after sex tapes emerged of them participating in orgies with the unnamed woman as dozens more looked on.
----
Busy girl.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (c8pZY)

344 Joe Burrow Weighs In On "Crazy Guns" Control
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (MFZ8i)


Is he bad at foosball? If his plan is to try and replicate the stunning suck-sess of Kraperdick, someone should inform him that doesn't work for people of pallor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (zhLdt)

345 "Transition" is another one of those leftist raping of language that people slide into using without thinking. There's no transition here, only mangling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (llsW/)

346 311 BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas

They've also put out tips for conserving energy. One is to turn down the brightness and contrast on their TVs. That ought to do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (/NCI4)

Return of the misery index

Posted by: 7man at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (qwO6y)

347 Fenelon
Sent you an email.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (UcAQV)

348 Lia won't be first?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM


Of course not. Sponge is always first. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (RkC6l)

349 Which bar on the progress pride flag is for the MAPs?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)

350 Women, with the Thing That Goes Uppity Unite!

Posted by: Lia Thomas at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (Kskoe)

351 . 300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times. ...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF


I'm thinking I'd ban them if they didn't sneak her in.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (anj39)

352 68
And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjEmcIQE9L4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
----
He'll be keelhauled by the actual dolphins.
(see 277)

Posted by: The Drunken Sailor in the Morning at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

353 Nuclear plants for the win. !!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (3jSxb)

354 the left is starting to sour on the Krauts

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (us2H3)

355 Some of these "people" are very thin skinned. The bitching and moaning about every little, perceived slight goes on and on and on...

Fuck these little shits with a flaming, barb wire wrapped pineapple sideways with an ethanol wipe afterwards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (BFigT)

356 340 And with the energy saving tips, they will have dietary tips, recreational tips, all kinds of tips. Strength through Joy, baby, it's back!

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (lz5hY)

357 the left is starting to sour on the Krauts

I did NOT SEE zat von coming!

Posted by: Some German at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (ESjRY)

358 Speaking of FINA, what's gas costing today?
Posted by: Diogenes


First born.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (c8pZY)

359 With one exception. "If you eye offends thee, pluck it out." Probably could be said for balls and dicks.

*

Holy crap.

That's how we end this. Christians should begin pointing out that the cross dressers are doing God's will, and begin encouraging them to continue mutilating themselves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (kGaDv)

360 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (p+1gI)

I mean I'm genuinely confused, why is Joker offensive now? I cannot keep up.

Posted by: turnout man at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (7CyhL)

361 Does his family show up at meets, or too ashamed?

Posted by: CN at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (ONvIw)

362 357 the left is starting to sour on the Krauts

I did NOT SEE zat von coming!
Posted by: Some German at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (ESjRY)

first rule of BJs

don't close your eyes

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (us2H3)

363 the left is starting to sour on the Krauts
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM


Was it something I did?

Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

364 Supposedly the current average for gas is $4.981, down slightly. The gas companies always raise prices around July 4th (and that is gouging and greed on their part), though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (llsW/)

365 "Any members of the supposed opposition here in the US trying to get more coal plants opened?" - 18-1

Umm, we let ace do most of the jokes around here buddy.

But seriously, this is one of the more glaring and disastrous failures of the "opposition" - they don't oppose in this matter, which is central to freedom, prosperity, and really the society in general, in that science has been abandoned and lame lysenkoist manipulation and totalitarian Gleichschaltung substituted in its place.

I recall one GOP senator from OK used to actually confront this nonsense, give real scientists a platform at hearings to debunk the lysenkoists. That was a while ago, and it was an outlier. It's like so much else of the decline and idiocy of America the last 20 years - the most pernicious crap just rolls along unopposed, even though common sense, the public, and facts and science collectively shake their heads in disbelief. Though the public part has begun to crumble, as seen in 2020 with the science-free whirlwind of vandalism known as the response to C19.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (OTzUX)

366 339 LeeLee Sobieski Deep Impact

Always a favorite. She was like Helen Hunt's cute younger sister. Gorgeous girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (llsW/)

Cute- but her whole career seemed creepy. Notice she got tons of roles when she was underage and then her career dried up as soon as she got older?

Natalie Portman ruins the Professional for similar reasons for me. I like Jean Reno- cannot watch that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (dNqv+)

367 >> Earlier this month, eight paratroopers of the 16 Air Assault Brigade had been placed under military police investigation after sex tapes emerged of them participating in orgies with the unnamed woman as dozens more looked on.


Slap her on the ass, but don't call her anything!

Posted by: Airman #09 at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (Kskoe)

368 According to a report from The Times of London, a civilian woman had been smuggled onto the base 31 times over the course of five months to engage in sexual intercourse with multiple soldiers at a time. Earlier this month, eight paratroopers of the 16 Air Assault Brigade had been placed under military police investigation after sex tapes emerged of them participating in orgies with the unnamed woman as dozens more looked on.

Girls just wanna have fun! Such fit lads, too. I'm glad to do my bit to keep their spirits up.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (4I/2K)

369 Democrats: the president of the world's largest oil producing and consuming market has no control over the price of oil.

Also Democrats: a war in the world's 43rd largest economy is responsible for everything bad happening on the planet!

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (iHBJ3)

370 Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg

*******

She's got beady Davos eyes...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)

371 Simple solution, which is why it will never be instituted. The presence of the Y chromosone alone, results in greater muscle mass, longer limbs, greater heart and lung capacity, and a number of other things that give the possesor a huge physical advantage over those that lack it. Simply have X games for those that lack the Y and Y games for those that have it. Most level playing field obtainable (again why it would not be adopted).

Posted by: Agitator at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (8Avx7)

372 Once again, bikinis aren't busty in and of themselves. It should probably read " busty blonde in a bikini." In that particular photo the camera angle is weird. They're not even attempting to show her face in a flattering way, since I assume her face wasn't of interest. She won a prize alright. One of the hundreds of thousands (?) of women to get shown on Acid Cow which is not exactly elite modelling

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (V4TwG)

373 She's got beady Davos eyes...

*ZING!*

I bet she's a spy

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (ayPF8)

374 Further research into the Paratrooper story reveals: she's a redhead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)

375 Taliban: Woman Not Wearing A Hijab Are “Trying To Look Like Animals”

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

376 >>She won a prize alright. One of the hundreds of thousands (?) of women to get shown on Acid Cow which is not exactly elite modelling


Me-Ow!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (Kskoe)

377 She's got beady Davos eyes...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)


I rate this a Dutch golf clap

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (us2H3)

378 Notice she got tons of roles when she was underage and then her career dried up as soon as she got older?

Yeah its odd, she still is beautiful. She did some art films then I dunno lately. IMDB shows her doing a podcast series now, which I think is the future of the media, its kind of low end now.

And yeah, The Professional is marred by 2 things: pedo and Gary Oldman chewing up the scenery, barfing it up, and chewing it up even more. Its just hard to believe that anyone THAT obviously lunatic would be given a command position in any police force.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (llsW/)

379 >>>Who in the ever loving crap decided that putting Spongebrain Shitpants on a ten-speed was a good idea? They need half a kilogram of pills every day just to keep the stupid bastard propped up against a podium with his eyes open. These people are completely unmoored from reality.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)

=======

Not only that, but putting him on a bike with toe clips on the pedals.

Posted by: Turn two at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (A1mGF)

380 370 Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg

*******

She's got beady Davos eyes...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)

LOL, ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

381 Bruce Jenner was on Outnumbered this morning sitting next to Emily and I swear he got a chubby.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

382 Taliban: Woman Not Wearing A Hijab Are “Trying To Look Like Animals”
Posted by: SMOD


As opposed to actual goats.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (c8pZY)

383 From where I sit, the parties who should be most offended by the very existence of a Lia are sitting on their hands.
Someone should sneak a razor in to the shower and make Lia a woman for reals.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (jTmQV)

384 And yeah, The Professional is marred by 2 things: pedo and Gary Oldman chewing up the scenery, barfing it up, and chewing it up even more. Its just hard to believe that anyone THAT obviously lunatic would be given a command position in any police force.


he was a fed tho, so more believable

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (w0NJk)

385 Not only that, but putting him on a bike with toe clips on the pedals.
Posted by: Turn two at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (A1mGF)

It's practically deliberate sabotage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (/EuRN)

386 374 Further research into the Paratrooper story reveals: she's a redhead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)

Nota interested, unless she's udderly endowed...

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

387 383 From where I sit, the parties who should be most offended by the very existence of a Lia are sitting on their hands.
Someone should sneak a razor in to the shower and make Lia a woman for reals.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (jTmQV)

I would, but I don't swim...

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (BgMrQ)

388 >>Not only that, but putting him on a bike with toe clips on the pedals.


Showing you that Joe The Cyclist is also a lie.

Nobody has used Toe Cages since 1992 or so.

Clipless pedals / SPDs are the only real option.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (Kskoe)

389 240 Muldoon

Speaking of Modern Major Generals

300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
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I don't share and I never go second or thereafter. It's disgusting, sort of similar to sharing used bubblegum.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (qfLjt)

390 377 She's got beady Davos eyes...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)


I rate this a Dutch golf clap

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (us2H3)

Beats a Dutch Oven.

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

391 A new potential Russia/Ukraine flashpoint arose over the weekend. Lithuania announced that they'll deny most of Russia's rail access to Kaliningrad. Russia is making noises about breaking any blockade. This has the potential to put the war right on Poland's doorstep.

https://tinyurl.com/2jezznxn

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

392 Kerr is a world class virtue signaler
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)


Kerr's father was murdered by Islamic nut jobs while working for the State Department but he seems to hold everyone else at fault.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (y7DUB)

393 Just imagine the image being projected on the world stage of an American President crashing a bicycle.

Putin might die from laughter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ayPF8)

394 Further research into the Paratrooper story reveals: she's a redhead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)

FACT: One does not ever 'sleep' with a redhead. Indefatigable!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (4I/2K)

395 Who in the ever loving crap decided that putting Spongebrain Shitpants on a ten-speed was a good idea? They need half a kilogram of pills every day just to keep the stupid bastard propped up against a podium with his eyes open. These people are completely unmoored from reality.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)


Me. I did it

Posted by: Kumula at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (qwO6y)

396 382 Taliban: Woman Not Wearing A Hijab Are “Trying To Look Like Animals”
Posted by: SMOD


As opposed to actual goats.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (c8pZY)

when covered up, they can imagine they're with goats...

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

397 FINA members widely adopted a new "gender inclusion policy" on Sunday that only permits swimmers who transitioned before age 12 to compete in women's events. The organization also proposed an "open competition category."

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"Isn't it time to stop categorizing people by age, ageist h8rs! Ageism is a social construct tool of the white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (P69fT)

398 Its just hard to believe that anyone THAT obviously lunatic would be given a command position in any police force.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Hey!

Posted by: Uvalde School Police Chief at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (c8pZY)

399 Me-Ow!

Joe Mannix has featured much sexier and better photographed women than this one, but again, it's Monday. He usually does better by the end of the day for the babes and boobs shots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (V4TwG)

400 >>Putin might die from laughter.


Well, he was riding shirtless on the back of a Bull...

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (Kskoe)

401 367 Our outfit shared a barracks with the Navy. We had the top two decks, Corporals and below on the second deck, a couple SSgts and all the Sgts on the third deck. One night the Lance Corporals were entertaining a couple cuties from the Wave Cave, and they had to leave. Prick Master at Arms on duty on the first deck. They lower the gals by tied up bedsheets, which only works in the movies. Chaos ensued.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (lz5hY)

402 385 Not only that, but putting him on a bike with toe clips on the pedals.
Posted by: Turn two at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (A1mGF)

It's practically deliberate sabotage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (/EuRN)

I disagree.

They never gave it a thought. It never dawned on them that rat traps were an issue.

They're blind to obvious problems.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (BgMrQ)

403 Taliban: Woman Not Wearing A Hijab Are “Trying To Look Like Animals”

"Besides, we prefer confused, frightened young boys"
--Taliban

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (llsW/)

404 Just imagine the image being projected on the world stage of an American President crashing a bicycle.

Putin might die from laughter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ayPF
........

so might I, but I haven't seen the video yet.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

405 Funny, I can't think of Joe Mannix any more without thinking of Fen, and vice versa. Sort of like Holmes and Moriarity.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (Vr12I)

406 393 Just imagine the image being projected on the world stage of an American President crashing a bicycle.

Putin might die from laughter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ayPF

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Next time they should roll him out on a tricycle -- with rainbow-colored streamers on the hand grips -- just to be sure.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (P69fT)

407 Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog
Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223
*******
Ace frequently posts stories in tandem!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (kXYt5)
***
Something...something...handlebar tassels.
Yeah.
I got nuthin'

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (anj39)

408 Joey Bidet on a My Little Pony bicycle with training wheels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (ayPF8)

409 405 Funny, I can't think of Joe Mannix any more without thinking of Fen, and vice versa. Sort of like Holmes and Moriarity.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (Vr12I)

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Has anybody ever seen them together in the same room at the same time?

There's a fine line between genius and split-personality disorder ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (P69fT)

410 Also Democrats: a war in the world's 43rd largest economy is responsible for everything bad happening on the planet!
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at

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Did anyone notice that world didn't fall apart when the world's biggest economy went to war with offgoneeston and eeerack

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (nlgcY)

411 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

412 338 Who in the ever loving crap decided that putting Spongebrain Shitpants on a ten-speed was a good idea? They need half a kilogram of pills every day just to keep the stupid bastard propped up against a podium with his eyes open. These people are completely unmoored from reality.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)


Putting pedal clips on any bike Joe gets on is totally insane. DOCTOR Jill is guilty of elder-abuse (again).

Posted by: monday, monday at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (AMIL/)

413 259 16
Which, of course, he does, since he still has Bighead Todd and the Monsters.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XH8Ra)
----
Todd eh! What happened to Dick?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (qfLjt)

414 Russia: NATO is a threat to is

NATO: To prove we aren't we are going to arm your non-NATO enemies and blockage you from getting to Kalingrad.

Posted by: Dum dee dum dum at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (ESjRY)

415 408 Schwinn Pixie, like David Hogg riding to a massacre he didn't attend.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (lz5hY)

416 Something...something...handlebar tassels.
Yeah.
I got nuthin'
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (anj39)

It was amazingly hard to riff off of wasn't it?

T'was not my intention...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (BgMrQ)

417 Ron Klain on a bike towing FJB in a Red Rider wagon with a hammer and sickle painted on the side of it.

Biden in a pink bike helmet and mirrored aviators.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (/EuRN)

418
a President who needs training wheels
that's. Just. GREAT.

Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO8)

419 "Transitioning" to female and vice versa is impossible, our species is male/female and immutable.

Encouraging children to do so is child abuse and should be treated as such.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (KATBx)

420 Funny, I can't think of Joe Mannix any more without thinking of Fen, and vice versa. Sort of like Holmes and Moriarity.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM


I think Fen needs to take over the old Dress Thread. Her selections have been top notch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (RkC6l)

421 I'm just here for the wallowing. Coast Guard just found 45 Cuban refugees Ina boat and sent them back to Cuba.

How come Cubans don't get to stay but all others do?

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (U1eOr)

422 408 Joey Bidet on a My Little Pony bicycle with training wheels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (ayPF

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He's got a crayon, a PlaySkool phone-on-wheels, and the nuclear frisbee.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (P69fT)

423 411 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”*

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

*If you're not a practicing Christian, Muslim, Jew...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

424 Putting pedal clips on any bike Joe gets on is totally insane.

Putty Joe on anything other than a pedal trike inside a human sized hamster ball is just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (W9STA)

425 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”
Posted by: SMOD


Ima stand way over here outta the way of the lightning bolts.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (c8pZY)

426 Wow those Brits were stupid.

Easier to hide kids when the MPs come around.

Posted by: Some UN peacekeeper at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

427 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”

Yeah, its an odd statement. Is she saying that believing in murdering babies is not an ethical violation for anyone, or that opposing abortion is consistent with Christianity or what?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (llsW/)

428 re: the Japanese feminists and breasts. Here's an update with visuals to bring the story to life.

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51720

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (/NCI4)

429 Todd eh! What happened to Dick?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM


Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)

430 Has anybody ever seen them together in the same room at the same time?

There's a fine line between genius and split-personality disorder ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (P69fT)

3 out of 4 voices in my head agree with you...
The other one just sits there and giggles.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (oHd/0)

431 Maybe Kamala is Canaanite.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)

432 429 Todd eh! What happened to Dick?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM

Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)

He dun got cut off?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

433 I'm just here for the wallowing. Coast Guard just found 45 Cuban refugees Ina boat and sent them back to Cuba.

How come Cubans don't get to stay but all others do?
Posted by: 496


Because they overwhelmingly vote Republican.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (c8pZY)

434 428 re: the Japanese feminists and breasts. Here's an update with visuals to bring the story to life.

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51720
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (/NCI4)

You sir, are a great American!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (BgMrQ)

435 Dvery scene Gary Oldman 'chewed up' he made ten times better. EVERY SCENE !!!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (3jSxb)

436 431 Maybe Kamala is Canaanite.

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)

Well, that sucks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

437 Brandon thinks Eliza Doolittle was a pedal pusher

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (us2H3)

438 >> re: the Japanese feminists and breasts. Here's an update with visuals to bring the story to life.

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51720



Tell me again that nuking them was a mistake.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (Kskoe)

439 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”


Because murder is fine, if you vote correctly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Todd eh! What happened to Dick?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM

Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)

He dun got cut off?
Posted by: jim

He's tuckered out.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (c8pZY)

441 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”


If true, she wouldn't have to say so.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (oTZbj)

442 "It's practically deliberate sabotage."

Yeh, somebody did us a solid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (1n+EO)

443 It's really not nice of them to do this after thr LGBTQ group has been hit so hard with higher mortgage rates.

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (U1eOr)

444 nood censorship

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

445 431 Maybe Kamala is Canaanite.
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)

She's certainly kneeled down before her fair share of Ba'als....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (/EuRN)

446 The Clowncar Administration doesnt want the Mexicans coming over the border. They want the foreign fighters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (89T5c)

447
A new potential Russia/Ukraine flashpoint arose over the weekend. Lithuania announced that they'll deny most of Russia's rail access to Kaliningrad. Russia is making noises about breaking any blockade. This has the potential to put the war right on Poland's doorstep.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

This is bad news for the Poles. Since Lithuania has decided to prove its worth to Europe, Poland must also, or hastily establish rail links to help Russia with the shortfall in Lithuania. They'll certainly choose Door #1.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (IXpV7)

448 440 Todd eh! What happened to Dick?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM

Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)

He dun got cut off?
Posted by: jim

He's tuckered out.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (c8pZY)

That guy used to have balls on him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

449 Man that Battle Swarm post has some images that Oregon Muse could have used.

But yeah the Japanese companies are also pushing back against the US based localizers who trying to censor their work all int he name of 'sensitivity.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:21 PM (ayPF8)

450 381 Bruce Jenner was on Outnumbered this morning sitting next to Emily and I swear he got a chubby.
___________

Bruce says he's had the full bottom surgery, so whatever got chubby under his skirt, it likely wasn't his penis, which was long ago tossed into the surgeon's bio-waste receptacle.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 01:21 PM (MvHI3)

451 Joe Biden, who struggles to shuffle across the flat ground of the White House lawn, might need toe clips to power his way up a two mile 12 degree incline.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 01:22 PM (J8ueE)

452 Is Ukraine still winning the war?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)

453 Biden says he’s considering a gasoline tax holiday

.. why does he always pick the option that is the most inflationary ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

454 320 Apparently there's some infighting between the people who support the pride flag and those who support the newer "progress pride" flag:

https://tinyurl.com/2p89zsea
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (49srk)


Our new hometown is the type of lovely community that the gaystapo likes to colonize and conquer. There is a restaurant that displays gay flags all over their property. If I enjoyed being a gadfly more, I would go there at regular intervals and tell them their flags were out of date (since perversions are multiplying at a rate at which no one could possibly keep up).

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (6RgRK)

455 Bruce says he's had the full bottom surgery, so whatever got chubby under his skirt, it likely wasn't his penis, which was long ago tossed into the surgeon's bio-waste receptacle.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 01:21 PM (MvHI3)

Pfftt....

It's in a jar of formaldehyde, along side Dillinger's schlong.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (BgMrQ)

456 427 Kamala Harris: “There’s Nothing About Abortion That Will Require Anyone To Abandon Their Faith”

Yeah, its an odd statement. Is she saying that believing in murdering babies is not an ethical violation for anyone, or that opposing abortion is consistent with Christianity or what?
__________

She assumes that everybody worships at the altar of woke lefty secularism, just like she and all her friends and acquaintances do, so of course nobody needs to abandon their faith.

Abortion IS their faith, and they can't imagine anybody not agreeing with them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (MvHI3)

457 Joke of the day

Nikki Haley thinks she's gonna be Prezzy

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3)

458 AP:

The moments resonating from the Jan. 6 hearings (so far)

GIULIANI AND ALCOHOL

Receiving wide circulation: snippets where President Donald Trump’s former political director, Bill Stepien, aide Jason Miller and committee member Liz Cheney say that lawyer Rudy Giuliani had too much to drink before advising Trump on election night 2020.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

459 Not only that, but putting him on a bike with toe clips on the pedals.

The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if some staffer didn't suggest that he not wear the helmet too.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 01:25 PM (nfrXX)

460 459 By staffer you mean the VP?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:29 PM (lz5hY)

461 Ukraine scrap dealers need to send Ivan a sincere "thank you" note for their windfall.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2022 01:30 PM (KATBx)

462 "and yet there's not a single instance of a biological woman beating men, or even making it into a competition with men, in any high school or higher level contest."

There have been a few females to make it to state finals in wrestling and a champion or two. As someone stated earlier, being matched in weight helps even things out and speed and technique can matters as much (or more) than muscle.

However, while women's wrestling league acknowledge these wins their primary position is that girls & women should ideally only be wrestling each other.

Posted by: doesky2 at June 20, 2022 01:31 PM (AHHU1)

463 “My personal view is there will never be another refinery built in the United States,” Chevron CEO Mike Wirth said.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

464 Female Olympic champions watching male's do female gymnastics.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvz3F4HP170

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 20, 2022 01:48 PM (zL564)

465 You never see too many champion-level men transitioning, do you, until after they win all their medals. (Caitlyn Jenner, for instance.)

It's all these neurotic guys who will do anything to win. Sick.

Posted by: Ultra pj at June 20, 2022 02:00 PM (G1dq6)

466 Honestly, since women had no problem with horning their way into male professions, I have no problem with them now having men in their athletic competitions.

Posted by: Ed at June 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Ae67h)

467 My personal view is there will never be another refinery built in the United States,” Chevron CEO Mike Wirth said.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

The Indian tribes would differ

Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 20, 2022 02:43 PM (P4Pk9)

468 Just like drilling holes on the bottom of your rowboat to drain out the water on the bottom of the Rowboat

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 20, 2022 06:26 PM (wGqjj)

469 Well 7 hours after the last comment, I just want to say for the record that I trained with some of those women, and they often kicked my ass. Now, I enjoy the competition in the 'restricted' category as much as the men.

Posted by: CharlestheHammer at June 21, 2022 02:53 AM (Dvo0o)

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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat