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World Swimming Body Bans Men From Women's Swimming Events
Glad we got that cleared up: Men can't compete in women's events.
Great work, fellas.BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) -- World swimming's governing body has effectively banned transgender women from competing in women's events, starting Monday.Right now the NPCs are shrieking that this was decided in Hungary, which their 162.3 build NPC update has told them is the new Nazi Germany. BertG. points out that decision comes out during PRIDE MONTH. Heavens! You're not even allowed to announce you're going forward with the Joker 2 project during Pride Month! I can't even quantify what an outrageous audacity this is!
FINA members widely adopted a new "gender inclusion policy" on Sunday that only permits swimmers who transitioned before age 12 to compete in women's events. The organization also proposed an "open competition category." "This is not saying that people are encouraged to transition by the age of 12. It's what the scientists are saying, that if you transition after the start of puberty, you have an advantage, which is unfair," James Pearce, who is the spokesperson for FINA president Husain Al-Musallam, told The Associated Press. "They're not saying everyone should transition by age 11, that's ridiculous. You can't transition by that age in most countries and hopefully you wouldn't be encouraged to. Basically, what they're saying is that it is not feasible for people who have transitioned to compete without having an advantage."The body suggested creating an "open" category for people of any gender, where transgenders could compete. There already is such a category: The men's category. The women's category is the limited one, because, frankly, it's a charity category designed specifically to exclude men, with whom women can't compete. It's like a 40 and older soccer league banning those aged 39 or younger: The rule exists to make the competition fair for those invited to compete. Transgenders, who frankly are men, should compete with men, where frankly they'll lose, and actually won't make it past the qualifying rounds in most cases. We will meanwhile continue not seeing any female-to-male transgenders competing in men's categories. Weird how they claim that sex and testosterone has "nothing to do with athletic performance," and yet there's not a single instance of a biological woman beating men, or even making it into a competition with men, in any high school or higher level contest. I don't think this is binding on purely intra-American competitions. I think this only applies to international, "world" events. So Will Thomas will continue beating the shit out of American women. He just won't be allowed to beat the shit out of non-American women.
Some dissent:
27 Shouldn't do this. Lawsuits!
Posted by: Kristi Noem
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (QYPq3)
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Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lia Thomas at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (Kskoe)
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Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Bert G
oh that's fantastic.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: brak at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (j5Tg0)
there it is.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (H4bsh)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)
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William never even cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: EveR at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: Warren at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (Kskoe)
...kinda. They still can, if they were mangled before puberty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
And he has a girlfriend! So that makes him a lesbian!
Follow up questions: What is a lesbian?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)
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William never even cut off his dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
He's not Stupid - just an attention whore.
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (G0vdT)
Well, maybe Florida, but I'm not so sure on the other 49.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: brak at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (j5Tg0)
And really, USA Swimming tends to follow FINA, so this will likely go into effect for all swimming in the fall...
Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (exHjb)
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I would wholly approve of this if the category was *actually* open. No limits. Male, female, trans, roid rager, people with surgically-attached flippers, whatever. An actual, factual "anything goes" freak show category.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (hHtH0)
I predict that in a year or two, this will be almost universally banned, so effectively it's the same thing as banning males altogether.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (mShwQ)
Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ppBhU)
Speaking of attention whores
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)
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The timing is exquisite, whether intentional or not. So many REEEEEEE calls going out it'll sound like Siren Test Day.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (W+kMI)
Single sex only spaces are sexist and terrible when men try to do them.
Otherwise they are empowering for women.
Whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (/EuRN)
If you're not old enough or mature enough to own a gun at 18, maybe deciding by 5 you want to cut your dick off isn't a good idea.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (c8pZY)
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It's just because the hoarders and wreckers and other regressive reactionaries refuse to help the positive, equitable social construct that our betters know to be possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (WWh8n)
Turning June from Pride Month to Shit on Pride Month is a program we all can savour!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (mShwQ)
Sane America: Thanks! Those tea leaves are read!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (hHtH0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (mShwQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (yrol0)
That's easy: a woman attracted to men, who gets socially and media-shamed into continuing a sexual relationship with her boyfriend even after he gets breast implants and looks kinda like a woman.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (Vgw1E)
I mean, it's Pride Month
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (sJHOI)
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Send it through the contemporary SJW translation machinery, and that's exactly what they're saying. "Transition" (which is not a verb, dammit) before puberty. Do it today. 2-for-1 discount for families with multiple children.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (qpX6U)
(Which, BTW, is currently having all of the predictable financial, social, and political results. Enjoy the next stages.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (kGaDv)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)
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And the moment that the American women decide to a put a stop to it, they have my full support. It is, however, on them to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (WWh8n)
I would watch that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (llsW/)
My son plays baseball and knows how unfair it would be if he changed his name from Reed to Rita and pretended to be a girl.
Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: David Brooks at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (qwO6y)
I mean, it's Pride Month
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (sJHOI)
Ass, gas or grass.
Nobody Prides for free.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (Vr12I)
Pretty sure he prefers pie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (zhLdt)
I mean, it's Pride Month
I drive blindfolded.
It's Pride Month -- there are no rules.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (AkbRF)
Far too many "conservative" media types fall into the trap of calling him "Lia" or using feminine pronouns. It's infuriating.
If this insanity is to be resisted, it begins with refusing to use their language. Absurdities, atrocities, some assembly required.
"There are four lights!"
Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (1dzqn)
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Japanese women, minorities, and manga shippers most affected.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (W+kMI)
The body composition and fat deposition remain different, The pelvis and shoulders and body proportions differ, the heart and lungs more powerful with greater size, and the blood vessels larger.
males have male body advantages even if you chop them up or put them on blockers and eventually estrogen.
Posted by: Sarahw at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
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And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjEmcIQE9L4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Asa Hutchinson (R-Walmart) at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (Vgw1E)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)
wear a cup
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (zhLdt)
They will also be excluded under the testosterone standards...
Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (exHjb)
Someone is starting up a chain of elite women-only clubs across the country (one is opening soon in San Francisco).
The anti-discrimination laws don't apply to favored groups.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (Vr12I)
Pretty sure he prefers pie.
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I'd have guessed sausage.
Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (mShwQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)
Missed that. What did they rule?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (WWh8n)
Put it on PPV and make a mint!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (7tvq4)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (anj39)
Someone is starting up a chain of elite women-only clubs across the country (one is opening soon in San Francisco).
The anti-discrimination laws don't apply to favored groups.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)
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These same women need to actively advocate for men to have their own spaces as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Only if the bars are suspended over a pit of punji sticks. Then I'll watch. Or venomous snakes. Either way.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (kGaDv)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)
Dennis Miller (paraphrased from memory): After watching women's gymnastics, I am going to be real skeptical when a women tells me I am being too rough in bed. Here I am watching these chicks bang their cervix off a frozen theater rope at 90 miles an hour. You won't see that in a men's event because the little gerbils just can't handle that kind of thing. It's one event where a male would have to accept the trophy posthumously. If I ever hit anything that hard with my dick, I'm going to spot weld to it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kraken
Pretty sure he prefers pie.
I'd have guessed sausage.
Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots
He wants his Kate and Edith too!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)
Missed that. What did they rule?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (nC+QA)
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Mark is allowed his choice of any Japanese woman at any time.
It seems to have come out of nowhere, but it's a case Mark has been fighting on the downlow for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:17 PM (AwYPR)
It's a great funny movie with a lot of heart. It reminded me of the comedy play version of North by Northwest that played in London theaters.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (hHtH0)
A competition with no rules! The Purge Incarnation of swimming sports. Fish-human chimeras allowed. Outboard motors OK. Pool filled with heavy water, topped with flaming oil. ROE: weapons free.
Tell me you wouldn't tune in.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
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And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!
The series Manimal is looking more and more prophetic.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (/NCI4)
I’m going to destroy the Russian economy!
By summer, inflation will be exploding, gasoline prices will be through the roof, there’ll be shortages of baby formula and tampons, the air transport system will be collapsing, and there are rumors that soon there will be diesel shortages, bringing the trucking system to a halt!
Those Russians won’t know what hit them!
They’ll be begging for mercy!
Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden, Last February! at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (I2/tG)
The anti-discrimination laws don't apply to favored groups.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)
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Whites only? Racist and discriminatory.
No whites allowed? Restorative justice.
Men only? Sexist, misogynistic, discriminatory.
No men allowed? Empowering and feminist.
I will lobby hard to keep men out of women's sports the moment that women take the first step and agree to the opposite. When there are chicks picketing to defend Augusta National's decision to become a male-only club again, that will be a good sign of progress.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (3jSxb)
Most are too tall - that's why they do high bar. The space between the uneven bars is only 6 ft, and most guys can't bend up enough to not continually hit the lower bar (which hurts and is a giant deduction), nor could they transition between without throwing out their backs...
Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (mShwQ)
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (W9STA)
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How about suspended over punji sticks while venomous snakes are dropped from above?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: LongHaulPlucker at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (mgMna)
Posted by: The Rapey Dolphin at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: Manimal at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (WWh8n)
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Hey...that's my line...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (xPl2J)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)
Could someone post the Paul Hunt comedy gymnastic vid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (yQpMk)
Shakes magic 8-Ball; sadly shakes head back and forth.
17 13 How many trans-freaks are there? Enough to even bother with their own category?
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (vkS2Z)
For US adults over 50, the number of trannys is around 0.1% For those under 25, it's up to around 5%. See also my answer on a return to sanity above.
On the brighter side, the question of made vs 'born that way' is pretty freakin' clearly "made".
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (F0YaR)
It can't be a one way street.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (kGaDv)
Incidentally, it's no coincidence the alt-left chose the same month for Father's Day as their pervert-celebration month.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (us2H3)
Why wasn’t I told?
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nova local at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (exHjb)
So...basically wimps.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (anj39)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (qpX6U)
This is starting to sound suspiciously like the Full-Contact Golf league i tried to start several years ago.
Stupid judge just called it "aggravated assault" and threw me in jail.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (/EuRN)
FIFA isn't motivated by ideology or wokeness. They're just trying to figure out how they can make more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (V6f9+)
Missed that. No one is permitted more than one waifu?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ppBhU)
Speaking of attention whores
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM
You'll change your tune when Nikki and I are the GOP ticket in 2024!
Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
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Consider it flattery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (WWh8n)
FIFA isn't motivated by ideology or wokeness. They're just trying to figure out how they can make more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (llsW/)
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Build another stadium in Qatar?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark1971
Barcelhomo FC?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (mShwQ)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)
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There is a YouTube video of men gymnasts doing female routines with female USA olympian metalists reviewing the performance.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Andy Kaufman, World Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I)
Very soon, there will be an absence of the accumulated wealth that makes it possible to coddle and defer to these grifters and mental cases. A reversion to the historical mean that they have helped to bring about.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (6gMPr)
I remember a time when they were considered to be mentally ill and were seated in the back of the short bus.
Aw, hell, let's make xer an admiral in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (c8pZY)
I scanned by this really fast...
And then I thought about it, and said to myself: "not bad"
Well done rick...you've become Muldoon worthy
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mark1971
You think flopping now is bad, wait'll the drama queens get on the field.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (c8pZY)
NOTE: Guys over 6 feet tall should avoid gymnastics. Muscle mass isn't right.
On the upside, it took me six weeks to finally do a forward handspring. I was the last guy to make it. The coach (who just recently passed away...great guy!)stopped the class and everyone applauded.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (anj39)
New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (MkYsY)
and wears it around his neck on a gold chain
then, maybe
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (us2H3)
Might as well. They've managed a successful Skydiving Club for Homosexuals for as long a I can remember.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (W9STA)
Solve some problems quick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (mShwQ)
That’d be shiek
Posted by: 7man at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (/EuRN)
New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (RHGPo)
Next up, Putin Did It
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (mShwQ)
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Whoa there, slow your roll. Otherwise people are going to think you are literally nuts.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (Vr12I)
I'd like to see a Saudi Swim League for Trannies
Solve some problems quick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Their high diving team is aces! Extreme turnover, though.
The documentary film about it, "One Shot at Perfection" explaining it all rather well.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (ZvxPV)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace
I want to see female gymnasts on the rings.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
Did you see that they didn't build enough hotels for the World Cup this winter?
They're booking people into tents now...fucking tents.
I love it.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (3jSxb)
New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (RHGPo)
++++
I moved "recession" from the "likely" column to the "inevitable" column a month or so ago when I saw on the morning newscast that Jerome Powell used the words "soft landing" in a press release. When the Fed talks about a "soft landing," it's going to crash. There's no such thing as a soft landing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (kGaDv)
Pffft...just wait til they limit men's sports broadcasts til the viewership equals women's sports broadcasts.
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (AwYPR)
On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)
otherwise 2nd/3rd/4th place American female winners would be precluded from internationals b/c of asshats like Will here.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (w0NJk)
They're booking people into tents now...fucking tents.
I love it.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)
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Just like in Harry Potter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Putz 'N' Boots at June 20, 2022 12:21 PM (1dzqn)
He has a girlfriend and the actual women swimmers complain that he's frequently sporting wood while he's in the shower with them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (zhLdt)
FIFA isn't motivated by ideology or wokeness. They're just trying to figure out how they can make more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (llsW/)
Put a massive amount of catnip in the ball and add tigers. You're welcome.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (hHtH0)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (c8pZY)
I'm all for that - it will destroy woke, left-wing women's soccer.
Leftists boast about how well the US women's soccer team does in international competitions - that's because 90% of the planet could care less about women's soccer.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (cTCuP)
New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
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Inflation is transitioning into a Recession. Let's add "I" and "R" to the alphabet soup of deviancy and another couple of colors to the pride flag!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (qpX6U)
New Hotness: White House’s Latest Catchphrase: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Strictly speaking, it's not inevitable that I have a beer with my steak dinner tonight but I know which way the smart money would bet.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (nfrXX)
So was Mary Lou Retton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (llsW/)
Plus testosterone, I should have added. And yes, Retton WAS female blockish.
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: sidney at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Uy/WF)
I love it.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
The Fyre Festival business model never goes out of style!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
I hadn't thought of that...
I can hear the "squeeeeing" from here.
***sigh***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
So was Mary Lou Retton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (llsW/)
Careful guys. You all know Nurse was a world class gymnast right?
She's built....pretty good.
And a damned good shot.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (anj39)
Fyre Festival 2. I knew it was coming.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
++++
Wanna bet?
Posted by: PronHub at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: sidney at June 20, 2022 12:31 PM (Uy/WF)
My birthday is Gluttony 17th.
Rest of my family are Avarice babies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 20, 2022 12:33 PM (0ocXn)
Take up swimming. At least you'll float.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (c8pZY)
Heh. My lazy ass DOES just float around on the lake.
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (Vr12I)
Rest of my family are Avarice babies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (/EuRN)
++++
Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2022 12:27 PM (6gMPr)
So the Gods of the Copy Book Headings bring on Heinlein's Vad Luck?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (nC+QA)
On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)
***
It will certainly shorten the time to puberty.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)
On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)
It could but because since they were force mutilated so early in life they'll never be able to compete at anything but ladyboy and parent assassination competitions.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (hHtH0)
Take up swimming. At least you'll float.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (c8pZY)
#shesawitch
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)
White House’s Latest Nonsense: ‘Recession Is Not Inevitable’
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (RHGPo)
Pommel horses are NOT sexual objects !
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
++++
Wanna bet?
Posted by: PronHub
Isn't the Sybian just a miniaturized pommel horse?
A pommel pony, if you will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (ZvxPV)
On second thought, won't this just make parents push harder to transition their kids earlier?
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)
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If the parent is already the kind who would even entertain the idea of mutilating their child to give them a leg up in sports years later, then, I'm sorry, but the child is screwed. They might as well be child actors by that point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: El Chapo at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (A4Fvw)
A pommel pony, if you will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
A pummel pony.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (c8pZY)
What? And get sued by PETA when one of the snakes gets hurt?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (nC+QA)
++++
Always.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 12:25 PM (zhLdt)
Gay marriage ban does not violate the Japanese constitution.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:32 PM (MkYsY)
++++
Wanna bet?
Posted by: PronHub
***
Been to Enumclaw lately?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (anj39)
this is because the cheating (islamic countries sticking guys on the girls soccer team for international competition) is so rampant already
most countries other than the US don't think it's very proper for girls to play soccer at all (as I keep SAYING .. girls play hockey) so they lose to the US team simply because most other countries don't like girls playing soccer! (and the girls don't like to play, they'd rather play hockey as well). so we win and we're so excited but soccer (female version) is very much a low-tier sport abroad.
this is why they're meh about teams adding guys. they want better competition so this will help. it will suck for the US team tho, lol.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (a1rDq)
Posted by: El Chapo at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (A4Fvw
Yup, the men have to take estrogen and probably testosterone reducers or some such. Why can't the wimminz take testosterone?
Sure, it's harder to swim with a beard but that's a small price for gold medals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (mShwQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM
Don't worry, we're making sure our brainwashing of your youth will ensure the next generation is well above 0.05%!
Posted by: Big Gay Inc. at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (NCgXW)
I honestly believe that's part of why we're living through the collective freakout. The Information Age allows everyone to be heard. Turns out, most people don't like that.
It's odd to think back, being the last generation born in the Big Three Networks era, about just how much our access to information was controlled by gate-keepers. The CBS, NBC, and ABC CEOs. The editor of your local paper. Maybe your librarian, if you went there.
Now, its the Wild West. And I like it like that. But I get the distinct impression I'm the minority, with most everyone else arguing about who should control the gates.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: SMOD
That, interpreted, means that they are going to fudge the Q2 numbers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: junior at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TqeD8)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (EvAEs)
Posted by: sidney at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)
Concur. Don't care about heshe's, trannies, shemales or lady boys and really, really don't care about competitive swimming one iota.
What I really want to see is a big ol' Tranny take on the LPGA with the xe's big old club swinging off the tee. Fore!
So exciting!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: junior at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TqeD
No, FINA sets the rules.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (ONvIw)
Joe Burrow Weighs In On "Crazy Guns" Control
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (MFZ8i)
the English swimmers would have jumped him after the meet or something!
I was foreseeing all kinds of entertaining hazing
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (w0NJk)
This should be pretty easy to catch. I believe it used to be known in the military as a short arm inspection. Sorry, Aaliyah, but you appear to have a penis.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (/NCI4)
When the Fed talks about a "soft landing," it's going to crash. There's no such thing as a soft landing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM
Since they're swimmers, they'll probably paddle it back.
Will you be gracing us with a picture of you in that Zardoz replica-swimsuit you promised yesterday anytime soon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Sure, it's harder to swim with a beard but that's a small price for gold medals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
It's easier to swim if you make the beard sit in the stands with everyone else.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (c8pZY)
Isn't the Sybian just a miniaturized pommel horse?
A pommel pony, if you will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:35 PM (ZvxPV)
I always thought black&decker should try entering the powered sextoy market. Make it modular so you can add paint mixing attachments and whatnot.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (hHtH0)
I love the Hungary hate - I haven't heard that one in a minute, and almost forgot it amongst the current Hate Narrative, which has moved slightly East.
Viktor Orban is a Magyar, so he's only Slav-adjacent, but like all Slav leaders, he is corrupt. He's grown pretty wealthy on graft, and so have many of his supporters. So what? Political corruption is a way of life in Eastern Europe, and in the United States. At least he serves the interests of Hungary. I'm considerably less sanguine about the leadership of, say, Vladimir Putin or Volodomyr Zelensky, or Joseph Robinette Biden.
Trying to pretend that Viktor Orban's corruption is somehow worse than our own and MUST BE CONDEMNED!!! is risible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Brandon at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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I promised nothing!
*hides replica Zardoz outfit a bit further into the back of the closet*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:40 PM (63Dwl)
***turns to look into the camera***
I say, let 'em crash...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 12:41 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)
A pommel pony, if you will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Ok...I have led a truly sheltered life.
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (AwYPR)
Why, it's almost as if Mother Nature had to make certain design choices in enabling females to carry out the prime biological directive, while men had more leeway. Nah, that's crazy talk.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Ooooooooh. Serious question: if a guy gets transitioned, can he still go topless?
He's still a guy, and trust me, not getting a chubby looking at him, so it isn't sexual.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM (3jSxb)
I've read before that women may have an advantage in marksmanship and could someday pass men.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (hHtH0)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
And he has a girlfriend! So that makes him a lesbian!
***
Except lesbians don't typically have their own penises and testicles, like Thomas does.
Thomas sexes his girlfriend with his man parts. The same man parts that stand erect when he's in the shower room with naked teammates -- you know, actual women with women's bodies, unlike Thomas.
He's a man who likes to pretend he's a woman, because that's the only way he can compete and win. Real men leave him in their dust, because he's lousy as a man swimmer.
And he's also lousy as a man in general.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: In Exile at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (bXUxO)
Odd, just last night I was musing to myself at how this very issue - allowing biological men to compete, and therefore spoil, women's sports - was one of the indicators of cultural/social (?) collapse that was just impossible to dismiss.
I don't mean literal collapse of course, but collapse of standards and common sense. Even of decency and a sense of fair play and fun.
Perhaps this is a tiny light in the darkness? But the populace - I mean families and mothers whose daughters' youthful devotion and passion was simply expunged by this ridiculous trend to allow men to compete with women - is still there. They are our burden and our de facto adversaries.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: C.J. at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (PIlQh)
Or the Lia Thomas Period...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:42 PM (ayPF
Oh, I say...
That's bloody good!
Posted by: English Presenter at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: banana Dream
That's what the sawzall is for.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (c8pZY)
I am the very model of a modern made-up-genital
I've features urological, gonadal, and congenital
A big chip on my shoulder, and I quote my rights historical
From bathroom choice to pronouns, I can list them categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters that are nautical
I joined the women's swim team, although it isn't logical
About transgender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
Although I've kept my penis and it still gets quite a lot of use
All: (Although he's kept his penis and it still gets quite a lot of use!)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Slow Learner at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (klu5V)
Posted by: junior at June 20, 2022 12:37 PM (TqeD
No, FINA sets the rules.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:38 PM
Generally, the Olympics endorse and follow the rules that each sport's governing federation (FINA for swimming in this instance), but they are under no obligation to do so, and can, in fact deviate as they choose.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)
231 Give them "a league of their own." There is a precedent for it. Then we will see just how popular this movement really is.
Posted by: Slow Learner at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (klu5V
They will still bitch. See Wimminz Soccer
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (mShwQ)
I always thought black&decker should try entering the powered sextoy market. Make it modular so you can add paint mixing attachments and whatnot.
Posted by: banana Dream
Modified and powered reciprocating saws have already been tried out in porn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (ZvxPV)
Could be worse. He might be a sportsball player.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
And he has a girlfriend! So that makes him a lesbian!
Follow up questions: What is a lesbian?
----
Old joke: a lesbian is someone from Lebanon.
Posted by: Silly Mid-on at Lords Cricket Ground at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (qfLjt)
This is, obviously, 100% diametrically opposed to this whole "shove it in everyone's faces and facilitate pedos" stuff, which is designed to (1) provoke non-lefties and (2) encourage freaks so they draw fire, and then become more solidly leftist in response.
But I don't think those people have any idea that their peak in the spotlight is behind them, and that things are only going to get worse as the backlash builds. Fucking with peoples' kids is how you get democide and genocide.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 20, 2022 12:46 PM (hM91B)
Posted by: RAH at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (dFJt9)
Speaking of Modern Major Generals
300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF8)
Hardly a resounding triumph for the forces of biological realism, but I suppose it's better than nothing.
(I'm 65 years old and have seen much in my life. But how the absolute fuck did THIS form of craziness ever take root?
I don't believe in God, but I am starting to believe in Satan.)
FJB
Posted by: jbspry at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ATe9j)
I joined the women's swim team, although it isn't logical
About transgender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
Although I've kept my penis and it still gets quite a lot of use
All: (Although he's kept his penis and it still gets quite a lot of use!)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:44 PM (kXYt5)
***
Not the worst ear worm for today.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (XH8Ra)
Put two women on the range long enough, and they'll start to argue. Eventually one will kill the other. In such a manner, women may eventually produce the ultimate gunfighter. But just like Highlander, in the end, there can be only one.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)
I was not aware of this.
Out of curiosity, are there any major departures to note?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)
I think God's sign to the others was fire and brimstone. And a salty pillar for Lot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (dFJt9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)
Now that tranny stuff has overtaken news and social media, that 0.05% is much higher these days.
Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (6RgRK)
It's an easier league than U15 boys teams.
Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM (dFJt9)
This gives me an idea.
Posted by: Three Wolf Moon Shirt maker at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (4I/2K)
Women make better starship pilots.
Posted by: RAH at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (dFJt9)
Someone mentioned somewhere that a female James Bond would be exciting: Crashes, explosions, all just during the parking of her car.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ynpvh)
She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen. Or at least I can remember.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: kraken
I think it's: "Will Thomas wants his pussy and to fuck it too."
Which, of course, he does, since he still has Bighead Todd and the Monsters.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XH8Ra)
I predict they'll go along. Look, everyone, including the leftist loons who pretend to think this is okay, knows it's unsustainable and absurd. They're all trying to figure out how to walk it back, without looking like they lost.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (/NCI4)
Speaking of Modern Major Generals
300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
That would mean something different in muslim countries...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (ynpvh)
it was bad enough kissing the fags asses for 45 yeats
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: monday, monday at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (AMIL/)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
That would mean something different in muslim countries...
Posted by: jim
Baa baa baa 🐑
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM
You're from Mars, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)
But think of what that's done for your social credit score.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (Y5qcH)
Yup.
Fully agree.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:49 PM (ynpvh)
GUFFAW!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (vkS2Z)
Joe Burrow Weighs In On "Crazy Guns" Control
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7
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I guarandamtee that he throws a ball to men with violent convictions and long criminal records, but he won't say sh*t about them.
My guns are bad, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (kGaDv)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
That would mean something different in muslim countries...
Posted by: jim
Baa baa baa 🐑
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (c8pZY)
They use a see-and-say to determine who the evening's attraction will be.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)
She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen. Or at least I can remember.
Posted by: Here We Go Again
Bet she makes cute babies.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)
He already addressed it over the past weekend.
Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The woman with three peni at June 20, 2022 12:48 PM
You're from Mars, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Possibly Uranus.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:18 PM (mShwQ)
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Isn't that more like a keel? So if a tranny rapes someone can we say the person was keelhauled?
Posted by: The Drunken Sailor in the Morning at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (89T5c)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM
"Recent events indicated that 3 Para is not demonstrating the levels of discipline and respect for others expected of one of our battalions."
-- General Sir Patrick
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (dNqv+)
Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
there's more video confirming that Joetato diverted from his normal route suddenly b/c he saw a .. cute little girl
he fell PURELY because he needed to stop to talk to her. which he did after he jumped back up (in a weird way) it was very squicky
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (w0NJk)
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Wait, did they just acknowledge that the average 12 year old boy is physically equivalent to the majority of adult women?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (kGaDv)
Republicans use guns to protect themselves from Democrats.
And that's why each side views the issue the way they do
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)
He already addressed it over the past weekend.
Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog
Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (c8pZY)
Not that it would stop him from re-cycling material.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Oh no! I missed it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (dNqv+)
Which, of course, he does, since he still has Bighead Todd and the Monsters.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XH8Ra)
Cutting them off to continue competing as a woman would leave him Bittersweet
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)
These things happen when grown men are told they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, simply because they're good at playing a game.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (U7BS4)
🐐 of
🐐 all
🐐 time
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (44ww/)
Even if putting lipstick on a pig makes it more attractive, I still can't because it isn't halal. Camels and goats, on the other hand...
Posted by: Jihadi at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)
She was the physical embodiment of cute. Probably the most "cute" adult woman I have ever seen. Or at least I can remember.
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I'm a big fan of the way she looks. There's another one, too. Leeluu Sobieski or something similar?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (kGaDv)
Better call in a bunch of Brooklyn hipsters with man buns to do the dirty military work.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:56 PM (1n+EO)
It's all Putin's fault!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2022 12:53 PM (I2/tG)
Putin Bike Hike
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (mR6Gs)
@samramani2
BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 12:54 PM (dNqv+
I thought you were going to say you were surprised that it was a gal.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (3jSxb)
Republicans use guns to protect themselves from Democrats.
And that's why each side views the issue the way they do
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Stolen
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (kGaDv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)
*******
Had a conversation with some hispanic friends about this. They brought it up that the rainbow use to be magical for kids, but now since the LGBTQ plus has high jacked it they no longer can buy their kids anything with rainbows on it and it really infuriates them.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7
My immediate response was "Who?" but then I clicked on the link to find out and read this:
The Nationals, Houston Texans, and San Antonio Spurs are among the teams working with Everytown for Gun Safety...
What was that we were just saying in the last thread about destroying your business to virtue signal?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: browndog
Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (c8pZY)
A real Tour de Force...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (BgMrQ)
@samramani2
BREAKING: Germany announces that it will restart coal-fired power plants in order to conserve natural gas
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)
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Man...I sure hope the ecoterrorists who definitely are not funded by Russian money don't find out about this...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
i've always wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (AkbRF)
Could someone post the Paul Hunt comedy gymnastic vid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:24 PM (3jSxb)
See 214
Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (6RgRK)
Nice tracts, that one.
What Helen Hunt would look like if done right.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2022 12:45 PM (yrCUI)
*******
Had a conversation with some hispanic friends about this. They brought it up that the rainbow use to be magical for kids, but now since the LGBTQ plus has high jacked it they no longer can buy their kids anything with rainbows on it and it really infuriates them.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
Unicorns might be next. Don't want to know what folks will use the horn for...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (ynpvh)
Leftist heads exploding in 3 - 2 - 1 ...
Posted by: Fritzy at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (GgBE/)
https://is.gd/g1oDJW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (WWh8n)
They've also put out tips for conserving energy. One is to turn down the brightness and contrast on their TVs. That ought to do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (ayPF8)
I mean, does this imperil NATO's ability to respond forcefully to a threat to .... North Macedonia? Or Albania?
Yeah yeah I'm looking, give me a second, trying to find what threats to those places might ever exist. Not going to even bother with trying to find how such a fanciful problem might engage US interests.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (3jSxb)
BURN. IN. HELL.
NO ONE SHOULD TRANSITION. It's against nature. It's against God.
It's outright blasphemy and will accelerate the end of times. Stop the madness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (XH8Ra)
In a move that goes against the principles of his environmentally-friendly Green Party, the country will also have to increase the burning of coal, Habeck said.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (RHGPo)
not sure but I know cycling is all in, so is weightlifting
and some of the X-game type sports too are getting pretty crazy with it. those (actual) ladies are fighting back more tho. I can see some of them hitting some dude upside the head with a board.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (w0NJk)
https://tinyurl.com/2p89zsea
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (49srk)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (iHBJ3)
Forgive me if someone already mentioned this point.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (nlgcY)
https://is.gd/g1oDJW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:58 PM (WWh8n)
...and make sure to grab a floatation device or two if the ship starts sinking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 12:43 PM (MvHI3)
There is a possibility which makes this statement suspect. If he thought that the trans mania was stupid and was doing this specifically to rub their faces in it, that would be okay.
I doubt this was his motivation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: browndog
Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223
*******
Ace frequently posts stories in tandem!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (3jSxb)
How DARE you!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
...wait
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (llsW/)
BURN. IN. HELL.
NO ONE SHOULD TRANSITION. It's against nature. It's against God.
It's outright blasphemy and will accelerate the end of times. Stop the madness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
With one exception. "If you eye offends thee, pluck it out." Probably could be said for balls and dicks...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
++++
According to a report from The Times of London, a civilian woman had been smuggled onto the base 31 times over the course of five months to engage in sexual intercourse with multiple soldiers at a time. Earlier this month, eight paratroopers of the 16 Air Assault Brigade had been placed under military police investigation after sex tapes emerged of them participating in orgies with the unnamed woman as dozens more looked on.
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Busy girl.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (WWh8n)
To wit: Hungary is at peace. Hungary has managed to balance its EU/Schengen commitments with its necessary relationship with the Russians. They are not being invaded, or drawn into any crass imperial power struggles. Hungary has avoided the worst of the various migrant crises that shook Europe so recently. Aside from the two hideous economic shocks that have shaken the entire global economy in the last 15 years, Hungary's economic life has remained stable. Broad majorities of Hungarians have reliably supported Orban/Fidesz for more than a decade.
Compare this (unfavorably) to nearby countries or our own. I'll wait.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:57 PM
HOW DARE YOU?!!!!!!
Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (3jSxb)
They'll never learn.....Tis a shame. Not that I watched him in the NFL, but that kid's a stud and I would've liked to follow his career a bit.
Not anymore. Well done, dipshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)
Always a favorite. She was like Helen Hunt's cute younger sister. Gorgeous girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (llsW/)
They've also put out tips for conserving energy. One is to turn down the brightness and contrast on their TVs. That ought to do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (/NCI4)
I'd advise checking your tires for proper inflation.
Posted by: The Chicago Lightbringer at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (anj39)
Left Nut. Right Big Toe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Germany restarts production of the Trabant and this time it will be 100% recyclable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (ayPF8)
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Busy girl.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (c8pZY)
https://t.co/o6j0Rzcbm7
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2022 12:39 PM (MFZ8i)
Is he bad at foosball? If his plan is to try and replicate the stunning suck-sess of Kraperdick, someone should inform him that doesn't work for people of pallor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (llsW/)
They've also put out tips for conserving energy. One is to turn down the brightness and contrast on their TVs. That ought to do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:59 PM (/NCI4)
Return of the misery index
Posted by: 7man at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (qwO6y)
Sent you an email.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2022 01:03 PM (UcAQV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM
Of course not. Sponge is always first. This is a Known Thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Lia Thomas at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (Kskoe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
I'm thinking I'd ban them if they didn't sneak her in.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (anj39)
And if a man identifies as a dolphin?! What then?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjEmcIQE9L4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
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He'll be keelhauled by the actual dolphins.
(see 277)
Posted by: The Drunken Sailor in the Morning at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (us2H3)
Fuck these little shits with a flaming, barb wire wrapped pineapple sideways with an ethanol wipe afterwards.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Some German at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (c8pZY)
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Holy crap.
That's how we end this. Christians should begin pointing out that the cross dressers are doing God's will, and begin encouraging them to continue mutilating themselves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (kGaDv)
I mean I'm genuinely confused, why is Joker offensive now? I cannot keep up.
Posted by: turnout man at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (7CyhL)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (ONvIw)
I did NOT SEE zat von coming!
Posted by: Some German at June 20, 2022 01:05 PM (ESjRY)
first rule of BJs
don't close your eyes
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM
Was it something I did?
Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:06 PM (llsW/)
Umm, we let ace do most of the jokes around here buddy.
But seriously, this is one of the more glaring and disastrous failures of the "opposition" - they don't oppose in this matter, which is central to freedom, prosperity, and really the society in general, in that science has been abandoned and lame lysenkoist manipulation and totalitarian Gleichschaltung substituted in its place.
I recall one GOP senator from OK used to actually confront this nonsense, give real scientists a platform at hearings to debunk the lysenkoists. That was a while ago, and it was an outlier. It's like so much else of the decline and idiocy of America the last 20 years - the most pernicious crap just rolls along unopposed, even though common sense, the public, and facts and science collectively shake their heads in disbelief. Though the public part has begun to crumble, as seen in 2020 with the science-free whirlwind of vandalism known as the response to C19.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (OTzUX)
Always a favorite. She was like Helen Hunt's cute younger sister. Gorgeous girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (llsW/)
Cute- but her whole career seemed creepy. Notice she got tons of roles when she was underage and then her career dried up as soon as she got older?
Natalie Portman ruins the Professional for similar reasons for me. I like Jean Reno- cannot watch that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (dNqv+)
Slap her on the ass, but don't call her anything!
Posted by: Airman #09 at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (Kskoe)
Girls just wanna have fun! Such fit lads, too. I'm glad to do my bit to keep their spirits up.
Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (4I/2K)
Also Democrats: a war in the world's 43rd largest economy is responsible for everything bad happening on the planet!
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (iHBJ3)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Agitator at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (8Avx7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (V4TwG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (RHGPo)
Me-Ow!
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (Kskoe)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)
I rate this a Dutch golf clap
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (us2H3)
Yeah its odd, she still is beautiful. She did some art films then I dunno lately. IMDB shows her doing a podcast series now, which I think is the future of the media, its kind of low end now.
And yeah, The Professional is marred by 2 things: pedo and Gary Oldman chewing up the scenery, barfing it up, and chewing it up even more. Its just hard to believe that anyone THAT obviously lunatic would be given a command position in any police force.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)
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Not only that, but putting him on a bike with toe clips on the pedals.
Posted by: Turn two at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (A1mGF)
*******
She's got beady Davos eyes...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)
LOL, ISWYDT
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMOD
As opposed to actual goats.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (c8pZY)
Someone should sneak a razor in to the shower and make Lia a woman for reals.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (jTmQV)
he was a fed tho, so more believable
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Turn two at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (A1mGF)
It's practically deliberate sabotage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)
Nota interested, unless she's udderly endowed...
Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ynpvh)
Someone should sneak a razor in to the shower and make Lia a woman for reals.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (jTmQV)
I would, but I don't swim...
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (BgMrQ)
Showing you that Joe The Cyclist is also a lie.
Nobody has used Toe Cages since 1992 or so.
Clipless pedals / SPDs are the only real option.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (Kskoe)
Speaking of Modern Major Generals
300 British paratroopers banned from participating in a NATO exercise in the Balkans because well they found a favourite piece of tail to smuggle into the barracks multiple times.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127035
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 12:47 PM (ayPF
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I don't share and I never go second or thereafter. It's disgusting, sort of similar to sharing used bubblegum.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:07 PM (kXYt5)
I rate this a Dutch golf clap
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (us2H3)
Beats a Dutch Oven.
Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/2jezznxn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)
Kerr's father was murdered by Islamic nut jobs while working for the State Department but he seems to hold everyone else at fault.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (y7DUB)
Putin might die from laughter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)
FACT: One does not ever 'sleep' with a redhead. Indefatigable!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)
Me. I did it
Posted by: Kumula at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: SMOD
As opposed to actual goats.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (c8pZY)
when covered up, they can imagine they're with goats...
Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)
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"Isn't it time to stop categorizing people by age, ageist h8rs! Ageism is a social construct tool of the white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (P69fT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Hey!
Posted by: Uvalde School Police Chief at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (c8pZY)
Joe Mannix has featured much sexier and better photographed women than this one, but again, it's Monday. He usually does better by the end of the day for the babes and boobs shots.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (V4TwG)
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:12 PM (Kskoe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Turn two at June 20, 2022 01:09 PM (A1mGF)
It's practically deliberate sabotage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:10 PM (/EuRN)
I disagree.
They never gave it a thought. It never dawned on them that rat traps were an issue.
They're blind to obvious problems.
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (BgMrQ)
"Besides, we prefer confused, frightened young boys"
--Taliban
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (llsW/)
Putin might die from laughter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ayPF
........
so might I, but I haven't seen the video yet.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2022 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (Vr12I)
Putin might die from laughter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ayPF
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Next time they should roll him out on a tricycle -- with rainbow-colored streamers on the hand grips -- just to be sure.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (P69fT)
Posted by: browndog
Ace? Peddling stories?
Posted by: rickb223
*******
Ace frequently posts stories in tandem!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (kXYt5)
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Something...something...handlebar tassels.
Yeah.
I got nuthin'
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (Vr12I)
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Has anybody ever seen them together in the same room at the same time?
There's a fine line between genius and split-personality disorder ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (P69fT)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at
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Did anyone notice that world didn't fall apart when the world's biggest economy went to war with offgoneeston and eeerack
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (nlgcY)
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:02 PM (/EuRN)
Putting pedal clips on any bike Joe gets on is totally insane. DOCTOR Jill is guilty of elder-abuse (again).
Posted by: monday, monday at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (AMIL/)
Which, of course, he does, since he still has Bighead Todd and the Monsters.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2022 12:50 PM (XH8Ra)
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Todd eh! What happened to Dick?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (qfLjt)
NATO: To prove we aren't we are going to arm your non-NATO enemies and blockage you from getting to Kalingrad.
Posted by: Dum dee dum dum at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (lz5hY)
Yeah.
I got nuthin'
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM (anj39)
It was amazingly hard to riff off of wasn't it?
T'was not my intention...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Biden in a pink bike helmet and mirrored aviators.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO8)
Encouraging children to do so is child abuse and should be treated as such.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:14 PM
I think Fen needs to take over the old Dress Thread. Her selections have been top notch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (RkC6l)
How come Cubans don't get to stay but all others do?
Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (ayPF
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He's got a crayon, a PlaySkool phone-on-wheels, and the nuclear frisbee.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (P69fT)
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
*If you're not a practicing Christian, Muslim, Jew...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)
Putty Joe on anything other than a pedal trike inside a human sized hamster ball is just asking for trouble.
Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (W9STA)
Posted by: SMOD
Ima stand way over here outta the way of the lightning bolts.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Some UN peacekeeper at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)
Yeah, its an odd statement. Is she saying that believing in murdering babies is not an ethical violation for anyone, or that opposing abortion is consistent with Christianity or what?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (llsW/)
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51720
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM
Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)
There's a fine line between genius and split-personality disorder ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 01:15 PM (P69fT)
3 out of 4 voices in my head agree with you...
The other one just sits there and giggles.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM
Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)
He dun got cut off?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (ynpvh)
How come Cubans don't get to stay but all others do?
Posted by: 496
Because they overwhelmingly vote Republican.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (c8pZY)
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51720
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 01:17 PM (/NCI4)
You sir, are a great American!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)
Well, that sucks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (us2H3)
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51720
Tell me again that nuking them was a mistake.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (Kskoe)
Because murder is fine, if you vote correctly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM
Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)
He dun got cut off?
Posted by: jim
He's tuckered out.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (c8pZY)
If true, she wouldn't have to say so.
Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)
She's certainly kneeled down before her fair share of Ba'als....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (89T5c)
A new potential Russia/Ukraine flashpoint arose over the weekend. Lithuania announced that they'll deny most of Russia's rail access to Kaliningrad. Russia is making noises about breaking any blockade. This has the potential to put the war right on Poland's doorstep.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 20, 2022 01:11 PM (sWM8x)
This is bad news for the Poles. Since Lithuania has decided to prove its worth to Europe, Poland must also, or hastily establish rail links to help Russia with the shortfall in Lithuania. They'll certainly choose Door #1.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 01:16 PM
Transitioned. Moose Out Front should have told you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2022 01:18 PM (RkC6l)
He dun got cut off?
Posted by: jim
He's tuckered out.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 01:19 PM (c8pZY)
That guy used to have balls on him.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2022 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
But yeah the Japanese companies are also pushing back against the US based localizers who trying to censor their work all int he name of 'sensitivity.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2022 01:21 PM (ayPF8)
___________
Bruce says he's had the full bottom surgery, so whatever got chubby under his skirt, it likely wasn't his penis, which was long ago tossed into the surgeon's bio-waste receptacle.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 01:21 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 20, 2022 01:22 PM (J8ueE)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)
.. why does he always pick the option that is the most inflationary ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (RHGPo)
https://tinyurl.com/2p89zsea
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2022 01:00 PM (49srk)
Our new hometown is the type of lovely community that the gaystapo likes to colonize and conquer. There is a restaurant that displays gay flags all over their property. If I enjoyed being a gadfly more, I would go there at regular intervals and tell them their flags were out of date (since perversions are multiplying at a rate at which no one could possibly keep up).
Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 01:21 PM (MvHI3)
Pfftt....
It's in a jar of formaldehyde, along side Dillinger's schlong.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Yeah, its an odd statement. Is she saying that believing in murdering babies is not an ethical violation for anyone, or that opposing abortion is consistent with Christianity or what?
__________
She assumes that everybody worships at the altar of woke lefty secularism, just like she and all her friends and acquaintances do, so of course nobody needs to abandon their faith.
Abortion IS their faith, and they can't imagine anybody not agreeing with them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 20, 2022 01:23 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3)
The moments resonating from the Jan. 6 hearings (so far)
GIULIANI AND ALCOHOL
Receiving wide circulation: snippets where President Donald Trump’s former political director, Bill Stepien, aide Jason Miller and committee member Liz Cheney say that lawyer Rudy Giuliani had too much to drink before advising Trump on election night 2020.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:25 PM (RHGPo)
The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if some staffer didn't suggest that he not wear the helmet too.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 01:25 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 20, 2022 01:29 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2022 01:30 PM (KATBx)
There have been a few females to make it to state finals in wrestling and a champion or two. As someone stated earlier, being matched in weight helps even things out and speed and technique can matters as much (or more) than muscle.
However, while women's wrestling league acknowledge these wins their primary position is that girls & women should ideally only be wrestling each other.
Posted by: doesky2 at June 20, 2022 01:31 PM (AHHU1)
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:38 PM (RHGPo)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvz3F4HP170
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 20, 2022 01:48 PM (zL564)
It's all these neurotic guys who will do anything to win. Sick.
Posted by: Ultra pj at June 20, 2022 02:00 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Ed at June 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 01:38 PM (RHGPo)
The Indian tribes would differ
Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 20, 2022 02:43 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 20, 2022 06:26 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: CharlestheHammer at June 21, 2022 02:53 AM (Dvo0o)
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