Staffers for the "Late Show With Steven Colbert" Arrested Breaking Into Congressional Buildings At Night

If you're worried about serious criminal action against people illegally "parading" on Congressional property, don't be. That's a made-up charge for conservatives only.

The left has been allowed to illegally enter and protest inside congresional buildings for decades and have never been prosecuted for doing so.

The law does not protect us. What is that saying the left is fond of? Oh yes: Riots are the voice of the unheard.

We're unheard, aren't we?

Strategy Session….. pic.twitter.com/Uj4gB02Dtz
— Obxcape (@obxcape) June 17, 2022

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
1) Fox confirms that group of persons associated with The Late Show Stephen Colbert were arrested last night and charged with illegal entry to House office buildings after hours.
2) Fox is told the people were arrested in the Longworth House Office Building. The group was in the Cannon House Office Building earlier in the day trying to get interviews around the time of the 1/6 committee hearing.
3) However, USCP shooed them away because they did not have proper press credentials.
4) However, the group surfaced later that night after the Capitol complex was closed to the public Fox is told they took pictures and video around the offices of House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO).
5) They were unescorted and arrested and charged with illegal entry. They were arrested near Boebert's office. They were released overnight.

6) Fox has confirmed the arrests of these nine persons through a senior House source.
Jake Plunkett
Allison Martinez
Tyrone Dean
Stephen Romond
Nicoletta Green
Brendan Hurley
Robert Smigel
Josh Comers
David Feldman
7) Robert Smigel is known for being the voice of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. He also produced short cartoons for Saturday Night Live's "TV Funhouse."
USCP have issued the following statement: "On June 16, 2022, at approximately 8:30 p.m., U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) received a call for a disturbance in the Longworth House Office Building."

9) USCP: "Responding officers observed seven individuals, unescorted and without Congressional ID, in a sixth-floor hallway."
10) USCP: "The building was closed to visitors, and these individuals were determined to be a part of a group that had been directed by the USCP to leave the building earlier in the day."
11) USCP: "They were charged with Unlawful Entry. This is an active criminal investigation, and may result in additional criminal charges after consultation with the U.S. Attorney."

I want Colbert and his producers put under oath -- did they have any awareness of this plot? I want all of their emails and cellphone records.

This is why we give you guns, just shoot them.
Posted by: 64 Year Old Bachelor Who Happens To Be A US Senator

Hear hear!

So 40 feet like this? https://t.co/omIIqRZDwM pic.twitter.com/ews4zbva3A
— Truth Minister Lizzy (@StarChamberMaid) June 17, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:12 PM

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1 Rules for thee, not for me.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 17, 2022 07:14 PM (VrVjC)

2 not first.

Posted by: Doctor Leonard McCoy at June 17, 2022 07:14 PM (bVYXr)

3 Held without bail for a year or more. Oh, right.... never mind.

Posted by: jc at June 17, 2022 07:15 PM (N1WXz)

4 for me to poop on

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:15 PM (0fVbu)

5
Well, in the spirit of insurrection and such, they should all be lined up in front of a wall and summarily executed.

I mean that literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (s2VJv)

6 If only Colbert had hired a drag queen to properly educate them on the importance of not trespassing.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (VrVjC)

7 This is a thing. For me to poop on.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (vrz2I)

8 Worse than 9/11 or Pearl Harbor!!!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (/Y48i)

9 Clearing baffles. Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (bVYXr)

10 Prosecution will not be forthcoming, they continued.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (0lYbI)

11
What's this??

the twitter account for the defunct Radio Shack put out some "spicy" tweets.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (QCgzR)

12 I bet they were trying to overthrow the government and should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (wRauk)

13 Yeah, but were they wearing horns on their head?

Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2022 07:16 PM (2hil/)

14 Trump planned this to make Colbert look bad......

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW FOR THE 217th TIME !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 17, 2022 07:17 PM (4eN6q)

15 Held without bail for a year or more. Oh, right.... never mind.
Posted by: jc

Held without bail for a year or more, released overnight. Potayto, Potahto.

Posted by: Your Betters at June 17, 2022 07:18 PM (P1f+c)

16 Longworth Wadsworth would be a good porn star name.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2022 07:18 PM (vrz2I)

17 The more pressing issue is how does Colbert still have a show?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:18 PM (VWp7G)

18 I wonder how many of them were beaten to death or shot to death. Probably a non-negative integer less than one.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:18 PM (0fVbu)

19 Wait, did Smigel write the Ambiguosly Gay Duo, with Ace and Gary? Have we accidently caused a meme to go realitified?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 17, 2022 07:18 PM (VrVjC)

20 Why were they released? Looks they they were planning a terrorist attack.

Posted by: WiNO at June 17, 2022 07:19 PM (EpDzw)

21 Treat 'em like terrorists.
Will never happen; they're the wrong political stripe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

22 I notice they don't say who let them in.

Dirtbag Adam Schiff, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

23 They busted Triumph?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2022 07:19 PM (RkC6l)

24 Lock them up and treat them the same way all the other J6's have been treated.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2022 07:20 PM (NpAcC)

25 I hope they're cavity searched by a 300 lb cop with fingernails that can scratch the clear coat on a car hood..

Posted by: Azathoth at June 17, 2022 07:20 PM (wb1YC)

26 Jennifer Rubin is hawt.

Posted by: Judith Miller at June 17, 2022 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

27 If Eva Green had a brother who thought he was a woman, he'd look like Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 17, 2022 07:20 PM (ybIRR)

28 25 I hope they're cavity searched by a 300 lb cop with fingernails that can scratch the clear coat on a car hood..

Posted by: Azathoth at June 17, 2022 07:20 PM (wb1YC)

Capitol Police: "Sorry boys and girls, but I gotta arrest you this time. No worries; you'll be out in Jiffy!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

29 It was like 1/6 all over again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2022 07:21 PM (JHVe2)

30 I'm sure the FBI will be raiding Colbert's home tonight and put him in shackles and handcuffs.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2022 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

31 Dirtbag Adam Schiff, of course.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

What was that bug eyed sack of shit doing there so late? Did his wife's bull kick him out of the house?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 07:21 PM (DgWEj)

32 >>>27 If Eva Green had a brother who thought he was a woman, he'd look like Jennifer Rubin.

why....?

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (AkbRF)

33 Is Jen describing a shortage of batteries for her toys?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (8AONa)

34 " I hope they're cavity searched by a 300 lb cop with fingernails that can scratch the clear coat on a car hood."

Drag queen cop?

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (vrz2I)

35 my roku tricked me into clicking on something called "The Client List"

Man Jennifer Love Hewitt was a tasty treat.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (AkbRF)

36 30 I'm sure the FBI will be raiding Colbert's home tonight and put him in shackles and handcuffs.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2022 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

No-knock raid, 3:00 a.m., with full armored vehicles and 14 agents, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

37 Yeet

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (3wEtx)

38 I think we need to waterboard Adam Schiff.

Not because he knows anything useful, but because I'd enjoy it.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (RkC6l)

39 22 I notice they don't say who let them in.

Dirtbag Adam Schiff, of course.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022

Does anyone know the lady that is running against him in CA? Ronda Kennedy?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (wRauk)

40 Jen Rubin looks like the fake dummy head Nancy Pelosi hangs her face on at night before bed.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (wb1YC)

41 Dox the fuckers. And their families. And their friends. And their business associates.

Thus ends another episode of, "Things AJB Would Love to See Happen but Won't in this Shit Timeline."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (DTX3h)

42 38 I think we need to waterboard Adam Schiff.

Not because he knows anything useful, but because I'd enjoy it.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (RkC6l)

I'd like to see his rendition...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

43 minor end to the last thread about hot/cute beer-golf girls...

"My favorite green myth is that a adding ethanol to gasoline makes it cleaner."

no, I understand ethanol being something done to stretch the amount of gas we have left. Like cutting your coke with a bit of baking soda. It still burns into CO2 which makes the skydemon mad, nonetheless, for which she will still smite us with flooding any day now.

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (OuH7W)

44 Where there any Trump hats? Maga shirts?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (b+v9B)

45 I made up a joke. Maybe I should have a late night show:

"What do Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden have in common?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (IXpV7)

46 Robert Smigel is awesomely funny and quick witted. I wonder what the hell their intentions were.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (SseOZ)

47 I bet Garland is going to prosecute these ass holes right away!

Posted by: Dingbat at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (I6OvG)

48 35 my roku tricked me into clicking on something called "The Client List"

Man Jennifer Love Hewitt was a tasty treat.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (AkbRF)

Were her tits always fake or are those recent additions because I remember her as very very cute.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (s2VJv)

49 44 Where there any Trump hats? Maga shirts?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (b+v9B)

They were waiting to pick them up at Schiffty's office.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

50 Man Jennifer Love Hewitt was a tasty treat.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (AkbRF)

PSA: don't go look at what she looks like now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (DgWEj)

51 I'm sure the FBI will be raiding Colbert's home tonight and put him in shackles and handcuffs.
Posted by: redridinghood

Did he let one anti-Biden joke through, among all the anti-Trump jokes, in the last year? Time to airbrush him out of existence!

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (P1f+c)

52 >>>"What do Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden have in common?"

"they both shit themselves when they lose control of their executive function of the brain"

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (AkbRF)

53
Jennifer Rubin could just as easily been tweeting about the progress of one of her bowel movements. It's much funnier reading that way!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (ZvxPV)

54 @35

>>Man Jennifer Love Hewitt was a tasty treat.

She probably was her hottest in a film called, Heart Breakers with Sigourney Weaver, Ray Liotta and Gene Hackman.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (CgM9U)

55 46 Robert Smigel is awesomely funny and quick witted. I wonder what the hell their intentions were.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:24 PM (SseOZ)

Funny how this is the 50th anniversary of the Watergate break in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (s2VJv)

56 "Right wing pounces"

Posted by: fluffy at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (UnQlg)

57 They busted Triumph?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17
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@lucianwords

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@DavidAsmanfox
Stephen Colbert is a great host... for me to poop on!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2022 07:26 PM (NpAcC)

58 I know Lt. Michael Byrd was not on duty because they're all still alive.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2022 07:26 PM (MkYsY)

59 "they both shit themselves when they lose control of their executive function of the brain"
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:25 PM (AkbRF)

That's probably accurate as well.

But my punchline is:

"Neither one can finish a sentence."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:26 PM (IXpV7)

60 weren't the people who were 'arrested' for interrupting the Kavanaugh hearings given passes to get in by Democrats?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:26 PM (Ynyl9)

61 I have a modest proposal

Just shoot the trespassers. It is insurrection after all to trespass in the halls of Congress...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:27 PM (4+1iY)

62 I think we need to waterboard Adam Schiff.

Not because he knows anything useful, but because I'd enjoy it.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (RkC6l)

I'd like to see his rendition...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

We would get five gallons of tallow, minimum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2022 07:27 PM (JHVe2)

63 >>>PSA: don't go look at what she looks like now.

a lot of plastic surgery. she made herself look like Teri Hatcher playing and Elder Elf.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:27 PM (AkbRF)

64 Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers was at her very best . That actually may be the all time best clothed appearance by an actress.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:27 PM (SseOZ)

65 I take it the going punishment is 6 months in jail, fined $9,500 then after release 12 months supervision all after being jailed for a year awaiting trial.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2022 07:27 PM (2JoB8)

66 It still burns into CO2 which makes the skydemon mad, nonetheless, for which she will still smite us with flooding any day now.
Posted by: sockamster

Ethanol is made from stuff that was CO2 last year, though, so it doesn't count. ["Circle of Life" plays in the background.] Only stuff that was CO2 millions of years ago, like oil and coal, counts.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 07:27 PM (P1f+c)

67 58 I know Lt. Michael Byrd was not on duty because they're all still alive.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2022 07:26 PM (MkYsY)

Someone who I sincerely hope is never killed during a botched mugging. At midnight. When no one is looking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (s2VJv)

68 "Neither one can finish a sentence."

lol

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (AkbRF)

69 And Jan 6 protesters literally ROT in hell with their lives destroyed, their families, many will never recover

Some have committed suicide, others have died in jail

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (voMn6)

70 weren't the people who were 'arrested' for interrupting the Kavanaugh hearings given passes to get in by Democrats?

That is SOP, how else does Code Pinko get into hearings wearing their pussy hats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (4+1iY)

71 Radio Shack tweeted this: "hi now that we finally got your attention, wanna dm us? we’ve got some double AA batteries for your vibrator you pussy"

in response to this:

"the store I used to buy double AA batteries at is trying to start internet beef while running a crypto scam. 2022 is WILD fr"

in response to this:

"Dear @coffeebreak_YT,
Fu*k you!
Lots of love,
The Shack."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (QCgzR)

72 Has anyone checked on AOC to see if she's ok?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (wb1YC)

73 Was McCarthy shaking under his desk with Luntz while this was going down?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (MkYsY)

74
i am stunned and aghast

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (AkbRF)

75 Equal treatment under law is important

for me to poop on

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (0fVbu)

76 "Just shoot the trespassers."

There is precident.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (vrz2I)

77 Adam Schiff-4-Brains + Wine Press = ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (4+1iY)

78 Steven Colbert who? Wut? Staffers?

Posted by: Mervyn Garlique at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

79 Say it ain't so, Triumph...

Posted by: CppThis at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (UewuT)

80 72 Has anyone checked on AOC to see if she's ok?
Posted by: Azathoth at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (wb1YC)

"Too scared to knock."

- - Redheaded stooge cuck fiance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (s2VJv)

81 I remember seeing video of Triumph the Insult Dog in Astoria (NY) during the World Cup (soccer) a few years ago. He was in a bar and hollered "Free drinks for everyone!" (cheers) "whose last name has less than five syllables!" (awwww)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (Ynyl9)

82 They'll get the same punishment that David Gregory did for possessing the magazine in DC.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2022 07:29 PM (xPl2J)

83 This was an insurrection. And violence. And an assault on democracy.

They should all be hanged for sedition.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2022 07:30 PM (haWye)

84 It had to be a plot to overthrow the government

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2022 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

85 73 Was McCarthy shaking under his desk with Luntz while this was going down?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2022 07:28 PM (MkYsY)

I read that as "while Luntz was going down."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:30 PM (s2VJv)

86 When they are let off by the end of this weekend without even a slap on the wrist, it's potentially a fuse lighting event.

Because even I, someone who avoids actively all 1/6 stuff, know all about the people who have been political prisoners for a year and a half.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 17, 2022 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)

87 11) USCP: "They were charged with Unlawful Entry. This is an active criminal investigation, and may result in additional criminal charges after consultation with the U.S. Attorney."

I bet the US Attorney will wag his fingers at them and tell them that they were naughty boys, girls, and theys and they can go home but they shouldn't do it again, OK?

I heard some outfit had a hit piece out on Boebert, so I wonder if they broke into the building (at night, Fgs) because of their rabid desire to destroy her.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 17, 2022 07:31 PM (mTmRn)

88 This is why we give you guns, just shoot them.

Posted by: 64 Year Old Bachelor Who Happens To Be A US Senator at June 17, 2022 07:31 PM (MkYsY)

89 Redheaded stooge cuck fiance quietly whistles while feeding another bit of Doll Eyes Alex into the garbage disposal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:31 PM (4+1iY)

90 Halt!

Who goes there!?

Advance to be recognized!

Halt!

Blam! Blam! Blam!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2022 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

91 Can I guess they were permitted to keep all photographic equipment?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

92 89 Redheaded stooge cuck fiance quietly whistles while feeding another bit of Doll Eyes Alex into the garbage disposal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:31 PM (4+1iY)

I'd buy him a case of beer for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (s2VJv)

93 The Dems will soon be paying Uber fares for people to protest in front of the conservative justices homes.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (NpAcC)

94 Checks notes: This is Pearl Harbor and 9/11 all over again!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

95 I read that as "while Luntz was going down."

Well that also... the Capitol Police had to use the Jaws of Life to free them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (4+1iY)

96 >>>27 If Eva Green had a brother who thought he was a woman, he'd look like Jennifer Rubin.

why....?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:22 PM (AkbRF)

It's actually an excellent description when you think about it.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (mTmRn)

97 >>I read that as "while Luntz was going down."

ewwwwwwwww

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (MkYsY)

98
David Gregory looks like Jim Carrey from Dumb & Dumber had a gay butt-baby with Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (IXpV7)

99 Terrified. Horrified. Stunned. Exhausted. Literally shaking. Shook. Shaked. Shooken.

Posted by: Random Slob at June 17, 2022 07:33 PM (wKtwp)

100 plubicity stunt to try and get people to pay attention to the J/6 stuff

Posted by: REDACTED at June 17, 2022 07:33 PM (us2H3)

101

WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?

FOR ME TO POOP ON?

Posted by: Triumph, trying to find AOC at June 17, 2022 07:33 PM (AkbRF)

102 Colbert is funny the way the Three Stooges would be funny if it were No Larry or Curley. Vernon Dent could read the comics page, though.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:33 PM (Ynyl9)

103 They will say they didn't know that they were in the wrong. They will say the doors were open and they were invited in.

Everything the deplorables rotting in dungeons said in their defense these assholes will now say and get in response, "oh well I guess it was all just a misunderstanding, here have a souvenir."

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:33 PM (0fVbu)

104 Schiff's staffers let them in.

And nothing will happen. Same as the SCOTUS leaker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

105 don't taint eva green for me with Jennifer Rubin associations

you guys are just ruining everything today

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)

106 Didn't they arrest James OKeefe for trespassing at some State Capitol building a few years ago?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (SseOZ)

107 94 Checks notes: This is Pearl Harbor and 9/11 all over again!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

And the Civil War, darlin'.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (s2VJv)

108 Sounds Jen Rubin needs some time on a Safe Space with rubber walls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (4+1iY)

109
I said earlier that Jen Rubin's the Emily Grierson of American media, and I stick by it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (IXpV7)

110 104 Schiff's staffers let them in.

And nothing will happen. Same as the SCOTUS leaker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Which means they were invited, ergo no trespassing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

111 Where was Officer Byrd?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

112 I'm not liking clown world.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2022 07:35 PM (IcyNP)

113 Where was Officer Byrd?

Free as a Byrd...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:35 PM (4+1iY)

114 Put them in the Iron Maiden!

Posted by: Royal ugly dude at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (UnQlg)

115 Where was Officer Byrd?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

Trying to remember where he left his gun.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

116 Schiff's staffers let them in.

And nothing will happen. Same as the SCOTUS leaker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Which means they were invited, ergo no trespassing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

------

Capitol police shooed them away earlier. Shifty's staffers snuck them in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

117 Post Punk Cure > Goth Cure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (CgM9U)

118 > Fox is told they took pictures and video around the offices of House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO).

Reconnaissance for some nefarious purpose.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (i0wNm)

119 I hope Salem Media gives Ace a super cut of whatever their falling profits must be for sending traffic their way. Since they now make you pay to comment or even read the comments made (the best part of their sites, tbh), I am guessing web traffic has come to a screeching halt. I would love to know how this is working out for them.

Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2022 07:37 PM (FXYsU)

120 Hoo boy. Tucker is going to be on fire tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

121 Capitol police shooed them away earlier. Shifty's staffers snuck them in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC

Star fuckers

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:37 PM (SseOZ)

122 But Nixon had to resign because of the Plumbers...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:37 PM (4+1iY)

123 118 > Fox is told they took pictures and video around the offices of House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO).

Reconnaissance for some nefarious purpose.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (i0wNm)

Dems are always guilty of what the accuse the Reps of doing. Some Rep had constituents on tour in Congress? Reconnaissance. Shiffty's staffers let them in for Reconnaissance, just a misunderstanding.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

124 Put them in the Iron Maiden!
Posted by: Royal ugly dude at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (UnQlg)

YARRGH! UP THE IRONS!! \m/ \m/

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (x8Wzq)

125 Odds that any of the officials that were involved with the arrest will become sucidial soon?

Posted by: jc at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (N1WXz)

126 Jennifer 'I stand with Ukraine' Rubin
.........

Hey Jen. I hear they need your help on the front line.
No no no, not for blowjobs.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

127 124 Put them in the Iron Maiden!
Posted by: Royal ugly dude at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (UnQlg)

YARRGH! UP THE IRONS!! \m/ \m/

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (x8Wzq)

I'd rather the Steely Dan be used on them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

128 When does the June 17th Insurrection Hearings begin in Congress ???????????????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (4eN6q)

129 >>>Reconnaissance for some nefarious purpose.
Posted by: bonhomme

I wonder what political groups they belong to.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (AkbRF)

130 Fox is told they took pictures and video around the offices of House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO).

Reconnaissance for some nefarious purpose.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (i0wNm)

They were beating on the doors. Isn't Boebert armed? Would have been turrible if she'd fired a few rounds through her door. Turrible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

131 Leftists don't seem to understand that if they convince people there is no law then they will begin to act that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

132 105 don't taint eva green for me with Jennifer Rubin associations

you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace

Just go watch The Dreamers again. Well, just the parts where she is nekid, which was nearly all of them. Terrible movie but damn was she a smoke show in that movie. And nekid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (sAmhv)

133 Hoo boy...

Abbott shuts down a factory producing baby formula due to flooding.

The world turns nostalgic eyes towards Saddam Hussein's baby milk factory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (4+1iY)

134 130 Fox is told they took pictures and video around the offices of House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO).

Reconnaissance for some nefarious purpose.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:36 PM (i0wNm)

They were beating on the doors. Isn't Boebert armed? Would have been turrible if she'd fired a few rounds through her door. Turrible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

Is she allowed to be personally armed in Congress? I would think so, but it's also DC...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

135 >>> YARRGH! UP THE IRONS!! \m/ \m/

Execute them, Officer Byrd.

Posted by: Royal ugly dude at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (UnQlg)

136 In a near-Hades-approaching-273.15-degrees-Kelvin event, I find myself in complete agreement with the erstwhile J. Rubin. Terrifying. Stunning. Horrifying. Vapors-inducing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

137 >>>Just go watch The Dreamers again.

control c control p...

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:39 PM (AkbRF)

138
I reckon that very few people who read AoS would click on a link to HotAir, even if it entered them in a drawing for dinner with Paige Spiranac.

I doubt it drives much traffic to them. If I accidentally clicked through to that site I'd probably punch myself in the dick, just to feel alive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (IXpV7)

139
Eva Green or Jennifer Connelly or Phoebe Cates or Alicia Silverstone?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (QCgzR)

140 Should they be prosecuted ? Like the 800 arrested on Jan 6

Posted by: Steve at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (otenR)

141 I wonder what political groups they belong to.

WAG? Democrats

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (4+1iY)

142 111 Where was Officer Byrd?
?..
Doing shots with Judge Judy

Posted by: Dingbat at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (I6OvG)

143 139
Eva Green or Jennifer Connelly or Phoebe Cates or Alicia Silverstone?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (QCgzR)

Embrace the AND

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

144 you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)

Great, now we're gonna get Lena Dunham pictures again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (DgWEj)

145 Atc! Hi!

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (mTmRn)

146 Eva Green or Jennifer Connelly or Phoebe Cates or Alicia Silverstone?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:40 PM (QCgzR)

Heather Graham

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (SseOZ)

147 So it was Smigel. I wouldn't have expected him to be part of Colbert's gang of bitches, as he always was very Un-PC and was a friend of Sandler.

In a just world these people would be held in confinement for years, as they were probably trying to get hold of privileged information on the officers of Congressmen they want to make look bad. But we know they'll be set free without any charges, or worse they'll have to do community service at a Democrat congressman's campaign.

Also there's no way Colbert didn't know about this and approve of it, so he should be hauled off for years of detention also.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (C0Rwe)

148 I think I checked Hot Gas the last time about 5 years ago. It was a shit heap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (89T5c)

149 144 you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)

Great, now we're gonna get Lena Dunham pictures again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (DgWEj)

With Yoko singing in the background...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

150 The full weight of the law should insured that these trespassers end up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society. In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (MeDDJ)

151 > Is she allowed to be personally armed in Congress? I would think so, but it's also DC...

I believe she had to get permission.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (i0wNm)

152 Schiff probably took them out for a late dinner after they were released.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

153 you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)
.........

We learned cruelty from the master.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

154 *waves to the Empress*

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (4+1iY)

155 So they can look forward to 18 months in prison awaiting trial?

No?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (5p7BC)

156 alicia silverstone has the best mouth ever.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (AkbRF)

157 Totes not an insurrection or anything.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (bkUtD)

158 *waves to chique*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (GbPPJ)

159
Also there's no way Colbert didn't know about this and approve of it, so he should be hauled off for years of detention also.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (C0Rwe)

Solitary confinement.

Prison life is already unfunny enough, without him around. The GenPop might be stonefaced felons, but they deserve some kind of humane treatment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (IXpV7)

160 re 106: I think you're thinking of this (from nola.com 05/26/10):

The four defendants who were arrested in January in Sen. Mary Landrieu's office in the Hale Boggs federal complex in New Orleans pleaded guilty Wednesday morning in federal court to entering real property belonging to the United States under false pretenses.

Magistrate Judge Daniel Knowles III sentenced Stan Dai, Joseph Basel and Robert Flanagan each to two years probation, a fine of $1,500 and 75 hours of community service during their first year of probation.

James O'Keefe, as leader of the group and famous for posing as a pimp in ACORN office videos, received three years of probation, a fine of $1,500 and 100 hours of community service.

(as I recall, they wanted to know why Landrieu was claiming the phones in her office weren't working; this was when Obamacare was being pushed)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (Ynyl9)

161 I wonder what political groups they belong to.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM

Obviously Trump-aligned ones. I'm informed by Reliable Sources that they are the only ones capable of these kind of democracy-destroying actions.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

162 153 you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)
.........

We learned cruelty from the master.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

We can't be (legitimately) blamed for inflation, high interest rates, unchecked immigration, insane fuel prices, ....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

163 Night of the Sloth

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

164
alicia silverstone has the best mouth ever.
Posted by: ace

It is very emotive, isn't it?

Now that you mention it, she acts with her mouth. It is very expressive.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (QCgzR)

165 "Ve haf vays of making you talk!"

American, "Never!"

Oh No Yoko starts to sing while Lena Dunham does a striptease...

American, "My eyes! My ears! My eyes!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (4+1iY)

166 >>alicia silverstone has the best mouth ever.

Better than garrett?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

167 Totes not an insurrection or anything.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (bkUtD)

----

Nah. Just pounding on the doors of "the enemy"
and yelling. Officer Byrd would have gunned them down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

168 156 alicia silverstone has the best mouth ever.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM (AkbRF)

Better than Maria Bartiromo?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:44 PM (ynpvh)

169
Expressive in a non-verbal way.

Most people are expressive with their eyes. Alicia Silverstone's mouth does all her acting.

Kevin Sorbo acts with his shoulders.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:44 PM (QCgzR)

170 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (Ynyl9)

Yes that's what I was referring to. Thanks .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (SseOZ)

171 165 "Ve haf vays of making you talk!"

American, "Never!"

Oh No Yoko starts to sing while Lena Dunham does a striptease...

American, "My eyes! My ears! My eyes!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (4+1iY)

Whoopi would do the lapdance, but the weight might kill you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

172 >>alicia silverstone has the best mouth ever.

Better than garrett?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

------

Oof. And well played.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

173 but Joe is enjoying yet another beach long weekend

Posted by: Dingbat at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (I6OvG)

174 >>> I wonder what political groups they belong to.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:38 PM (AkbRF)

Surely any politicians they may have ever supported should be brought before a committee to grovel.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (0fVbu)

175 Even if cannibalism had broken out J6 it'd been less than those weasels deserve.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

176 re 146: Nikki Cox in the late 1990s. Stunning.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:45 PM (Ynyl9)

177 169
Expressive in a non-verbal way.

Most people are expressive with their eyes. Alicia Silverstone's mouth does all her acting.

Kevin Sorbo acts with his shoulders.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:44 PM (QCgzR)

And Schiff acts like a dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

178 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 17, 2022 07:43 PM

* waves to AtC *

Glad you're not ex parte around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2022 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

179 Maybe they should be made to crawl through a window and be randomly shot at.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2022 07:46 PM (8GBH4)

180 >>>Nah. Just pounding on the doors of "the enemy"
and yelling. Officer Byrd would have gunned them down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

With prodding from Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:46 PM (bkUtD)

181 179 Maybe they should be made to crawl through a window and be randomly shot at.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2022 07:46 PM (8GBH4)

So inept they'd likely cut their throats while passing through the broken window.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

182 Most people are expressive with their eyes. Alicia Silverstone's mouth does all her acting.

She lets her mouth do her talking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (JHVe2)

183 re 170: yeah, good memory for that stuff. But ask me if it's Tuesday or Wednesday...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (Ynyl9)

184
Reminder: Jame OKeefe (Project Veritas) got in a lot of trouble when he allegedly "tapped" into the corrupt senatrix landrieau's phone lines.

Former AoS associate and warmonger, "DrewM," really showed his ass when he joined the Left and condemned James O'Keefe.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (QCgzR)

185 Adam Schiff-4-Brains always looks like he is about 3psi from blowing his eyes out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (4+1iY)

186 don't taint eva green for me with Jennifer Rubin associations

you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)

OK, hear me out. Look up Eva Green's picture (I had to as I didn't know who she was.) Jennifer Rubin does resemble her somewhat, but as if she passed through some sad distortion field. Hence the comparison to Green's brother if he became a transpersyn.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (mTmRn)

187 180 >>>Nah. Just pounding on the doors of "the enemy"
and yelling. Officer Byrd would have gunned them down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

With prodding from Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:46 PM (bkUtD)

I don't what to know what kind of prod he'd use...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

188 185 Adam Schiff-4-Brains always looks like he is about 3psi from blowing his eyes out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:47 PM (4+1iY)

To be fair, there's mostly air between his hears.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:48 PM (ynpvh)

189 No words.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (3Or4S)

190 >>>I don't what to know what kind of prod he'd use...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Then you certainly don't want to know about his chaps

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (bkUtD)

191 Blast from the Past in top five of conservative movies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (SseOZ)

192
Remember when Han Solo was "carbon frozen" in Star Trek and he made that ugly face?

Alicia Silverstone can do that with her mouth, and she does, a lot. But it looks nice, not ugly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (QCgzR)

193 We ~~learned~~ are learning cruelty from the master.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2022 07:42 PM

Suggested edit. As a Smart Military Blog, lifelong-learning is a requirement.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

194 Imagine being too shitty at comedy to work for SNL.

That's who works for Colbert. About as funny as a heart attack. The next step down is going to work for Trevor Noah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (IXpV7)

195 What about the other 47 times a year it happens, but they DON'T get caught?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 17, 2022 07:49 PM (4OVxK)

196 >>>OK, hear me out. Look up Eva Green's picture (I had to as I didn't know who she was.) Jennifer Rubin does resemble her somewhat, but as if she passed through some sad distortion field.

Eva Green is gorgeous, and I sincerely hope she never transforms into a Rubin-eqsue troll.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 07:50 PM (bkUtD)

197 Talk about ruining things... Lizzo wearing chaps.

Eye bleach stat along with mental floss.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:50 PM (4+1iY)

198 Time for a nice "Sunny Skyz" storyv about online retail pet supply place, Chewy, and their act of kindness for a grieving dog owner:

https://tinyurl.com/yjahyfd5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2022 07:50 PM (/Y48i)

199 This just in: Proud Boys leader indicted for saying what Colbert's staffers did was okay. Merrick Garland could not be reached for commas. Joe Biden responded to questions by saying "Humphrey Colbart was great in 'Casa Bonita'."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:50 PM (Ynyl9)

200 Colbet's people did it in order to codify to the public that there are those who are not obligated to the law and there are others who are obligated and will be severely punished for, even so much, as appearing to do the same.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (bceP2)

201 Which Representatives were the leaders of this, the 06/17/22 Insurrection of The US Government of the United States heretofore referred as 6/17?

Can't wait for the Trials.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (aXxgO)

202
Weird how the Democrats aren't using the video of Ray Epps, with his red hat on, agitating the mob for violence....

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (QCgzR)

203 Not an Eva Green fan.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (SseOZ)

204 Some will be punished for being alive.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (bceP2)

205 O'Keefe caught a charge for, "entry of a federal office under false pretense." Seems like the Colbert staffers actions could require the same charge.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (i0wNm)

206 Porcupine Tree just put out a video for another song from their upcoming album today.

And it's even on-topic for this thread.

https://youtu.be/_8yjtkTitsA

And I don't just mean that the link has "Tits" in it.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (P1f+c)

207 185 Adam Schiff-4-Brains always looks like he is about 3psi from blowing his eyes out.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Like Ronny Cox at the end of Total Recall, bulging out on Mars.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2022 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

208 re 198: saw that. Don't watch, like staring at the sun during an eclipse.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:52 PM (Ynyl9)

209 > Not an Eva Green fan.

I pity you.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:52 PM (i0wNm)

210
Weird how the Democrats aren't using the video of that antifa cocksucker, John Whateverthefuck from Utah, literally leading the mob inside the building...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 17, 2022 07:52 PM (QCgzR)

211 Insurrection, insurrection! Let's have an insurrection!

Posted by: History of the World, Part III at June 17, 2022 07:53 PM (3Or4S)

212 Colbert should be arrested for conspiracy to insurrect and idiocy. Mostly idiocy.

But this was obviously an attempt to film their offices and make fun of them on TV, so they were being paid by Colbert to spy like watergate burglars. *

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2022 07:53 PM (8GBH4)

213 ZH is still worth a visit. Comments are a hoot

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 17, 2022 07:53 PM (b+v9B)

214 re 208: and she almost married Bobcat Goldthwait. Go figure.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:53 PM (Ynyl9)

215 re 215: skip the comments, ZH posts a lot of stuff worth reading.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:54 PM (Ynyl9)

216 Mollie tweets:

What did the J6 committee know and when did they know it about the Colbert insurrection at the Capitol?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

217 Eva Green is the Emily Blunt of Alicia Vikander's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2022 07:54 PM (CgM9U)

218 This is an important story to report. Thanks for putting it up. Crazy that fox hasn't even posted a news article about it.

Posted by: Draki at June 17, 2022 07:54 PM (3HksB)

219 The Nation's shit is weak. 25 Joe and you get Camela who, believe it or not, would be worse. Kinda like Joe being Odickhead's insurance.

Posted by: Dingbat at June 17, 2022 07:55 PM (I6OvG)

220 Weird how the Democrats aren't using the video of that antifa cocksucker, John Whateverthefuck from Utah, literally leading the mob inside the building...

Weird how the GOP isn't using the same video. Or asking a simple question - does anyone believe one can just jimmy open the door to the US Capitol Building ? Or asking if anyone is bothered that the DNC cheered on, and it's verifiable via public record that they did, the occupation of the Senate Office Building during the Kav Hearings.

So many questions. They seem so easy, and so obvious. Yet, the GOP can't seem to ask them.

Posted by: Spoiler Alert at June 17, 2022 07:55 PM (9aYE1)

221 149 144 you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)

we are striking back

Posted by: the shelves at June 17, 2022 07:55 PM (us2H3)

222 Don't always think the worse. I heard they had been invited to do the Juneteenth decorating for Congress.

Posted by: Lola at June 17, 2022 07:55 PM (NIYa7)

223 >>> Talk about ruining things... Lizzo wearing chaps.

Eye bleach stat along with mental floss.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2022 07:50 PM (4+1iY)

Between that and the Jennifer Rubin / Eva Green stuff ace is gonna save this thread as boner kill material for when he needs to quickly shimmy through a crevice.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:55 PM (0fVbu)

224 Were the nine frisked or searched? I'd bet you'd harvest at least four different kinds of illicit substances from those guys if you shook them upside down.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 17, 2022 07:56 PM (qpX6U)

225 The June 16 insurrection is worse than Pearl Harbor and 9/11 put together.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2022 07:56 PM (8GBH4)

226 Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2022 07:52 PM (i0wNm)

Sometimes she’s hot and other times she looks like a gigantic headed fake goth

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (YglAn)

227 >>> Too much of a smoke show, if that makes any sense.
Posted by: Spoiler Alert at June 17, 2022 07:51 PM (9aYE1)

no

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (0fVbu)

228 What this place needs is a gold bug.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (b+v9B)

229 re 208: and she almost married Bobcat Goldthwait. Go figure.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:53 PM (Ynyl9)

Are you thinking Jay Mohr or did she go out with Bobcat after her divorce in 2018?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (SseOZ)

230 Bobcat Goldthwait. Another guy who's as funny as galloping gonorrhea.

He's (maybe - MAYBE) one cut above Gallagher. Fuckin' gimmick comics.

Gilbert Gottfried and Steven Wright used the "I can do a weird voice" crutch, too, but they also had funny material. Goldthwait was all gimmick, no joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (IXpV7)

231 “Best” is not the same as “most frequented”

Posted by: WisMike at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (/kvYP)

232 I must urge my Protestant friends here to read Thomas Aquinas.

When the civil authorities won't administer justice, we Christians MUST rebel.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (lKAqb)

233 AtC - Outstanding Twitter thread. I know you have heard it a lot, but wanted to add my compliments.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (5p7BC)

234 How did Colbert cover it when James O'Keefe was caught in Mary Landrieu's office?

Posted by: MikeN at June 17, 2022 07:59 PM (o/eHL)

235 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (IXpV7)

I liked him in that show where the dad talked to the dog. Chick was smoking hot. Then got surgery. Ruined it all.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2022 07:59 PM (YglAn)

236 Since we're already in trouble: Alicia Silverstone looks like she has a mustache. In Clueless and Batman, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 07:59 PM (DgWEj)

237 re 203: apparently he wasn't charged with anything because he was only encouraging people to crash the House, he never actually went on the grounds of the Capitol, like maybe he just happened to know something. More stuff but I am too lazy to fish around the internet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 07:59 PM (Ynyl9)

238 God wants us to live in a civil society whereby the civil authorities administer justice.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2022 07:59 PM (lKAqb)

239 I once went off as.Sam Kinnison trying to catch that pigeon. Lost my voice for few.days

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 17, 2022 08:00 PM (b+v9B)

240 Gilbert Gottfried and Steven Wright used the "I can do a weird voice" crutch, too, but they also had funny material. Goldthwait was all gimmick, no joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 07:57 PM (IXpV7)

Bobcat is a big director these days .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 17, 2022 08:01 PM (SseOZ)

241
If you want to see the level of Goldthwait's talent (and mentation), watch "G-d Bless America."

It's an insufferable Leftist spank-fantasy, but then, pretty much all movies are - the thing that gets me about it is just how fucking lame and bad it is. It's almost like a child made it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 08:01 PM (IXpV7)

242 I'm sure they are members of the Proud Boys

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)

243 re 237: 'Unhappily Ever After': Dad talking to stuffed bunny Mr Floppy (voice of Goldthwait.) The show was created by one of the creators of 'Married with Children' and was often quite funny. But she did get plastic surgery some years ago to make her lips thicker and it really did ruin her looks.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 08:02 PM (Ynyl9)

244 The spartan helmet of the green vomit?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 17, 2022 08:02 PM (b+v9B)

245 Today President Biden and First Lady Jill Biden celebrate 44 years of marriage.

Their 1977 "working" honeymoon in Hungary was on the taxpayers dime.

Posted by: Lola at June 17, 2022 08:03 PM (NIYa7)

246 >>>Eva Green is the Emily Blunt of Alicia Vikander's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Blunt is big patron of the hate America crowd, but refuses to go back to England.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2022 08:04 PM (VWp7G)

247 Looks like Tuckers going there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2022 08:04 PM (CgM9U)

248 nood

cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 08:05 PM (0fVbu)

249 Nood, very orange

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 08:05 PM (5p7BC)

250
This is an important story to report. Thanks for putting it up. Crazy that fox hasn't even posted a news article about it.
Posted by: Draki

Jesse Watters reported it tonight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2022 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

251 Wow

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2022 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)

252 Their 1977 "working" honeymoon in Hungary was on the taxpayers dime.
Posted by: Lola at June 17, 2022 08:03 PM (NIYa7)

Was not that behind the Iron Curtain! Hey hon, lets go see some communists. For fun. It will be a big fuckin deal!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2022 08:06 PM (yrol0)

253 @249

>>Blunt is big patron of the hate America crowd, but refuses to go back to England.

And inexplicably she became a US citizen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2022 08:06 PM (CgM9U)

254 244: years ago, Howard Stern (around 1994) was talking about doing a bio film of his friend Sam Kinison and Goldthwait was offended by the idea. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

Stern mentioned that he would have wanted Robin Williams to play the part of Kinison.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 17, 2022 08:06 PM (Ynyl9)

255 Plumbers. Did the Cong/persons check there commodes to be sure nothing was missing?

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)

256 They digging for some 'gotcha' goods and fodder for his clapping seals? F those guys in particular

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 17, 2022 08:09 PM (/6GbT)

257 Mark Hemingway

Breaking into the Capitol is a great idea...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

258 >>Blunt is big patron of the hate America crowd, but refuses to go back to England.

She's a woman though.

Really, nobody cares what she thinks or listens to what she says.

But she'll look good doing...whatever.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2022 08:11 PM (0lYbI)

259 The left can't blame white men for anything anymore. They can't define what a man is. Ask em sometime. Being white is just as subjective as being a man too, if they're going to be consistent about it

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 17, 2022 08:12 PM (0YDob)

260 Tucker IS GOING THERE.

Talking about Joey being inappropriate with his daughter, finger raping his staffer...EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2022 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

261
I'm not one of these guys who bags on H'wood actresses for being """ugly;""" most are not. But Emily Blunt is... not hot. I don't know what it is about her. Whatever it is, it's not hot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2022 08:13 PM (IXpV7)

262 Mr Carlson

a word, please

Posted by: FBI at June 17, 2022 08:24 PM (us2H3)

263 I guess Killer Kapitol Kop Byrd was off duty that night...

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at June 17, 2022 08:25 PM (3XrvI)

264 “I think there is a penalty to pay if you don’t go along with the normal narrative,” Van Jones replied. “The normal narrative has been [that] all black and brown people hate racists, all Republicans are racist, so all black and brown voters are going to vote for Democrats. All of that doesn’t make sense in the real world. All Republicans are not racist and Republican appeals are not just racial, some of them are economic, some of them cultural, and all black and brown folks are not liberals.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2022 09:07 PM (X5CsJ)

265 Colbert Propaganda Club members are arrested, booked, and released. Bail?

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2022 09:09 PM (6eRlp)

266 149 144 you guys are just ruining everything today
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2022 07:34 PM (AkbRF)

Great, now we're gonna get Lena Dunham pictures again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (DgWEj)

With Yoko singing in the background...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

And a naked guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2022 10:03 PM (qyH+l)

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