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Food Thread: Frog Travel Edition

It's time to be plagued by my mediocre food photos from a recent trip. At least I haven't set up a slide projector in the living room!

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Yup...some things are universal, and peanut butter and chocolate is one of those things. Even in the middle of Paris at a fancy grocery!

My guess is that this store (Le Bon Marché ) is catering to Americans living in Paris who crave a taste of home, but I suspect that the French buy them also. They have a sweet tooth just like most people. The number of chocolate stores in Paris and even in the boonies is amazing.

The trip was half Paris and half small country towns. We enjoyed the neighborhood restaurants so much that we cancelled our reservations at two upscale places. Why bother with that sort of food when the casual places we tried were so damned good and friendly.

So without further ado...on to the food!

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Yes. That is an entire refrigerated display case with nothing but butter. All shapes and sizes and flavors...it was amazing. French butter tends to be cultured (bacterial, not social), so there are regional varieties that are radically different. Even the standard stuff has a subtle tang that is quite nice.

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Now we get to the good stuff. This is the second night's appetizer (the Frogs call them "entrées"), and it was a doozy!

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Yup, that is confit of chicken gizzards with slices of smoked duck breast. And some other stuff that sure did go well with the rich meat. It was delicious. So good that I had the same dish a few days later.

Many people are less than enthusiastic about organ meats, but when made well they can be absolutely wonderful. I guess it seems sort of disgusting at first thought (I don't know...I grew up with the stuff so it seemed normal to me), but I think it is worth trying at least once.

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Speaking of organ meats...

This is a dish called ris de veau, which is the thymus gland (sweetbreads) from veal. I have never seen it served as a chunk in the United States; it is usually cut up into small pieces.

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This dish was spectacular, and my favorite meal of the visit. I spoke with the chef, and she told me how she cooked it. Go ahead...guess!

Yup. Sous Vide! That way the large chunk was cooked evenly, because overdone sweetbreads is dry and crumbly and not much fun at all.

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I had no idea how this was going to be presented when I ordered it. I just liked the idea of eggs and truffles. It's really a simple dish: an egg, some cream, a bit of shaved truffle, and salt and pepper. But the presentation was great! Sure, it was a bit of a shtick, but it cooked perfectly and was fun to watch. And better to eat. Creamy and eggy and altogether delicious.

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That's an amuse-bouche we were served one night. I looked at it and thought, "Hmmm...the waitress screwed up and gave us someone's dessert order: Crème Brûlée."

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Well, I was half right and half wrong. It was Brûlée all right, but underneath wasn't a sweet custard; it was a creamy duck pâté. Weird but good. I think I will try that at home!

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We spent part of the time on the French coast, mostly in Normandy. And when on a sea coast, my thoughts turn to oysters. Lots and lots of oysters! Say what you will about the French, but they appreciate a good oyster, and these were wonderful.

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And not expensive at all. I had many dozens, and they all cost a little more than half of what they cost in the United States. And I wasn't chasing oyster happy hours!

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Duck confit. What can I say? It's delicious stuff, and I will eat it whenever I can. It's simply a duck leg that is poached in duck fat, some garlic, and probably fresh thyme. Then seared in a pan to crisp the skin. It is a straightforward preparation, and something that we home cooks can do easily. In fact, it works pretty well with chicken legs!

By the way, those potatoes were excellent; firm and tender and buttery. Which brings me to the only dud...French Fries! They were just okay. Nothing terrible, but I will take the UK version or the American version any day.

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Did I mention that I like oysters, and that the oysters in Normandy were great?

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I hadn't been to France in more than a dozen years, and I was curious how we would be treated, since 1) we are American and don't hide it, and B. the French are often notoriously smug, dismissive and rude with foreigners. But I was pleasantly surprised by how friendly most people were. I imagine that a difficult few years has focused the minds of the French and helped them realize that alienating foreigners who want to spend money in France probably isn't a good idea. And clearly English is much more popular as a second language than even a few years ago. We also tried to speak French whenever possible. That might have helped, even though my French is horrible.

And a last and serious note. We visited the Normandy invasion sites, including The Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial in Colleville-sur-Mer. I did not know what to expect...part of me assumed that it would be diminished and disrespected. But I was very pleased to discover that not only was it physically in even better shape than the last time I visited; the other visitors were respectful and focused.

We saw a large group of teenagers, all of whom were carrying small bouquets of flowers and a slip of paper on which was obviously the location of a particular grave. I did not probe, but the idea that a bunch of kids were going to honor some of the men who gave their lives in the summer of 1944...65 years before they were born...gave me pause. Is it possible that there is hope?

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Romaine lettuce that is green, instead of the white crap they sell that has never seen a photon, pork rib roasts from the front end of the pig where all the good and fatty meat lives, carrots that don't taste like stalky chalk, spare bottles of Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 Year Old Bourbon, an herb garden that actually produces herbs (but no basil!), well-marbled NY strip steaks and elk backstrap to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

And don't think that you are off the hook with maple syrup and French Toast: I'm watching you...all of you! And I am watching you perverts who shake Manhattans and keeping a list for the Burning Times.

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM




Comments

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1 Chow time

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 04:00 PM (2JoB8)

2 Frozen Reeces Cups are da bomb

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 04:02 PM (2JoB8)

3 gotta sous vide that shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:03 PM (sJHOI)

4 The best chocolate and peanut butter combo is Dove Dark Chocolate with the peanut butter center.

Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 03, 2022 04:03 PM (5pTK/)

5 You can lead the horde to dinner but can't make them comment

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 04:03 PM (2JoB8)

6 Ribs are in the smoker. Disney is about to go back in for its final waypoint on the way to deliciousness.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 04:03 PM (u73oe)

7 And that picture of the 1000 butters is why I won't be visiting France for culinary adventures anytime soon. I fear the day I'd have to ask a Parisian chef to make a meal dairy free!

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:04 PM (exHjb)

8 Take 5 > Reese's

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:04 PM (sJHOI)

9 gotta sous vide that shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:03 PM (sJHOI)

Read on!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:04 PM (XIJ/X)

10 First oyster plate came with a condom, second one did not?

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 04:05 PM (0OP+5)

11 I have no idea how brisket got changed to Disney.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 04:07 PM (u73oe)

12 Made Carne Guisada for today. A sort of Mexican stew with beef (cut up chuck) and a gravy made with onion, garlic, bell pepper, tomatoes, tomato paste, freshly ground cumin, chili powder, & beef stock.

The trad way to do it is to slow cook the beef in the gravy for several hours. But I don't always get the nice tender beef chunks. So I pressure cooked the beef and added it to the gravy.

Will serve with flour tortillas, Mexican rice, frijoles with cotilla and chihuahua cheeses and onions.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:08 PM (sJHOI)

13 Hello food thread.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 03, 2022 04:09 PM (VdGjU)

14 Tonight, the grocery sales decided what we're eating. It was fresh fish night, and I can't pay more (mentally) than $10/lb for salmon filet and $5/lb for swai. Well, salmon was $12.99/lb and swai was $4.99/lb, so swai it is.

I took my Polish guest to the Russian grocery here (now on CC's named the European grocery - yeah, they know there's a war on) and we got the tastiest Bulgarian spicy zucchini bruschetta. So, we're going to Easter Europe for dinner through Greece and having the swai coated in that bruschetta and some olive oil and s&p and baked. Then, I made a homemade baba ghanouj with some oregano and parsley and lemon zest (upping the Greek side). We're gonna dip a Russian rye bread and some roasted Chinese cauliflower in it. And then have my blueberry dragonfruit salad to use up the last blueberries from my farm box.

Later this week, I am going to make a chocolate bundt cake (box) with a tahini peanut butter glaze (homemade) to use up the last of the tahini b/c my jar tells me it's time and I have the next one.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)

15 The presentations of all those dishes look great.
I'm not a oyster fan; but, they do look good.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:09 PM (KS7f3)

16 Damn. Lunch time here and those pics are making me drool. (more than usual)
Yum!!!
And the oysters!!! OMG!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:10 PM (anj39)

17 All of the Dove dark chocolate minis are great - the mint ones, sea salt, plain.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:10 PM (sJHOI)

18 CBD, you take the prettiest food pictures, always make us hungry even if we just ate. And my email is still muy mucho mal.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 04:11 PM (0OP+5)

19 17 All of the Dove dark chocolate minis are great - the mint ones, sea salt, plain.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:10 PM (sJHOI)

Sea salt dark chocolate was a genius culinary made pair.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:12 PM (exHjb)

20 Those oysters look delicious!!

I look forward to seeing France again and do more exploring of the countryside and of Normandy of course. May I ask where in Normandy you stayed? I was in Caen.

And the food was fantastic of course. ;-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 03, 2022 04:12 PM (fe7in)

21 Well, time to go cook at Che Blake. Just some ordinary salmon on the grill.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 03, 2022 04:12 PM (5pTK/)

22 17 All of the Dove dark chocolate minis are great - the mint ones, sea salt, plain.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:10 PM (sJHOI)

I have been staying away from chocolate for obvious reasons - but there is a Dove dark chocolate Ice Cream Bar that is to die for on a hot day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:12 PM (r46W7)

23 ribs are being sous vided for tomorrow (about 30 hrs), need to find a good potato salad recipe - preferably vinegar-based with dill and shallots.

I'd get sweet corn, but the farmer who used to sell out of the back of his truck don't come 'round no more and the corn from the grocery has been shit.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2022 04:12 PM (sJHOI)

24 is there any southern food that the shameless yankees wont co-opt ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:13 PM (us2H3)

25 cool

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 04:13 PM (ex2Cx)

26 And the oysters!!! OMG!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:10 PM (anj39)

They were spectacular. We were quite close to one of France's most important oyster beds in the Cancale!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:13 PM (XIJ/X)

27 Holy crap. I sitting here in my underwear eating kippered herring out of a tin with saltines and this guy is touring France. I need a new accountant.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 03, 2022 04:14 PM (0ocXn)

28 Due to the cost of food skyrocketing, I am now expected to eat "Pasta Rings" instead of SpaghettiOs.

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)

29 When I lived in FAL we were about 45 mins from Apalachicola!

very nice

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 04:14 PM (ex2Cx)

30 Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 03, 2022 04:12 PM (fe7in)

Outside of Bayeaux. and also about 30 minutes from Mont Saint Michel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (XIJ/X)

31 27 Holy crap. I sitting here in my underwear eating kippered herring out of a tin with saltines and this guy is touring France. I need a new accountant.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 03, 2022 04:14 PM (0ocXn)

I was thinking this was a pants required thread!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (ex2Cx)

32 FLA not FAL

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (ex2Cx)

33 Hello to the Morons who both consume and talk about food.

And the rest of you.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (Jzz++)

34 Hey CBD - I love French food having gone to college in LA and spent my honeymoon in France...but on the 4th of July weekend? Sure, the French were actually crucial to us winning the Revolutionary War - and we still honor Lafeyette as one of our own...but still. 4th of July weekend - come on.

Smoked BBQ (no sous de vide), best of breed in burgers, hot dogs of every stripe, exotic baked beans, corn on the cob with every seasoning known to man, salads that shine - thought that is what is really what we'd see...

Be better CBD...be better.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (+Cgut)

35 I have heard nothing but nice things said about Normandy -- even by Quebecois, whose French is mocked in Paris. The cheap tours go only to Paris and the Riviera, but the inexpensive great food and wine that first made France famous are in the provinces. Much like here, there is a whole 'nother country there (maybe two or three, in France's case) that is not in the current movies.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (videA)

36 Grilling hot dogs. My favorite food on the planet. Gonna download Instagram just so I can post a picture of it. It's too hot to swim so I've got the time.

Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (2oJif)

37 They were spectacular. We were quite close to one of France's most important oyster beds in the Cancale!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:13 PM (XIJ/X)

oysters were one of those things that I never had growing up, and I thought they looked really nasty - and then I had one with horseradish and worcestershire sauce, and OMIGOD THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

the funny thing is that I don't like cooked oysters at all, I only love them raw.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (r46W7)

38
I took my Polish guest to the Russian grocery here (now on CC's named the European grocery - yeah, they know there's a war on) and we got the tastiest Bulgarian spicy zucchini bruschetta. So, we're going to Easter Europe for dinner through Greece and having the swai coated in that bruschetta and some olive oil and s&p and baked. Then, I made a homemade baba ghanouj with some oregano and parsley and lemon zest (upping the Greek side). We're gonna dip a Russian rye bread and some roasted Chinese cauliflower in it. And then have my blueberry dragonfruit salad to use up the last blueberries from my farm box.

Later this week, I am going to make a chocolate bundt cake (box) with a tahini peanut butter glaze (homemade) to use up the last of the tahini b/c my jar tells me it's time and I have the next one.


You know, you guys really should learn to make toast. Chicks dig that. Here's a hack...

Posted by: David Hogg at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (/NCI4)

39 is there any southern food that the shameless yankees wont co-opt ??
Posted by: REDACTED

Chitlins, collard greens, and boiled okra.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (KS7f3)

40 CBD, you take the prettiest food pictures, always make us hungry even if we just ate.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 04:11 PM (0OP+5)

Thank you! The problem is a sometimes forget to take the picture until after I start eating!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (XIJ/X)

41 Not long ago I could get ears of sweet corn at 10 for a dollar. They were on sale this week at 5 for $4. Thanks, Brandon!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (u73oe)

42 Wow!

Good for you, CBD. Everything looks fantastic.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 04:17 PM (U2p+3)

43 French food would be great

if they weren't a bunch of dirty fuckers that never wash

they stink

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:17 PM (us2H3)

44 The oysters do look good, though - have to admit. Kinda of Jonesing for them now. Damn it, CBD!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (+Cgut)

45 the French are often notoriously smug, dismissive and rude with foreigners

-

Tourists more than foreigners. And there is a subtle difference. I lived in Paree for a while and fit right in, even being Unabashedly American. But even I couldn’t stand tourists while there, And yes especially American ones, lol. Those stereotypes with the white sneakers and baseball hats and favorite sports team jerseys are, well annoying as fuck.

Also now there is a Starbucks on every corner there. And they have Black Friday sales. They kinda got over the whole we hate everything not French thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (kNpet)

46 Be better CBD...be better.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (+Cgut)

Tomorrow is for good American food!

Ribs, chicken, hot dogs, baked beans, double-chocolate brownies....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (XIJ/X)

47 36 Grilling hot dogs. My favorite food on the planet. Gonna download Instagram just so I can post a picture of it. It's too hot to swim so I've got the time.
Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (2oJif)

Can it ever be too hot to swim?

I mean, unless you're a live crab or lobster going into the pot of boiling water...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (exHjb)

48 Be better CBD...be better.
Posted by: Boswell

You know. You're welcome to write your own thread on your own blog.

Don't be a douche.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (U2p+3)

49 The best memories I have of France in 1975 were the cheeses and baguettes. probably because I can't get them here.

During my 3 month stay with a French family in Blois, I was introduced to cauliflower, leeks, asparagus, artichokes, arugula, endive and fresh baby carrots. At that time, none of that appeared in out kitchen. For Mom, most vegetables came in cans, and they were mostly corn, green beans, peas and carrots. I wasn't a fan of vegetables the way dear old mom did it. Only when I went to France did I learn that vegetables can be exciting.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Mzdiz)

50 Pete Bog, I added a couple of roasted jalapenos and some radish to your gazpacho recipe. Nice cold soup and a kick ass Bloody Mary mix.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (qdW1I)

51 That's an amuse-bouche we were served one night.

Well, it is amoozing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3mwwdb

Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (/NCI4)

52 Ribs, chicken, hot dogs, baked beans, double-chocolate brownies....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (XIJ/X)

Oh yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (+Cgut)

53 French and Sous Vide?

Shall we wave the white flag now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (XPUdx)

54 CBD, Best meal I ever had: Paris hotel restaurant, Halloween night, 1998; 5 gorgeous hours, appetizer, Coquilles St Jacques, beautiful sides, delightful dessert, 3 bottles of wine, dedicated servers (one other couple present, full staff) - perfect end to a honeymoon. And Nick Charles still says that a Manhattan is shaken in foxtrot tempo...

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (g5pdH)

55 35 I have heard nothing but nice things said about Normandy -- even by Quebecois, whose French is mocked in Paris."

I remember reading that the Normandy inhabitants were amazed at the Quebecois Canadian soldier who came in after D-Day, telling them "you talk just like us!!!" Apparently the Quebecois retained a Normandy accent, not a Parisian one.

I was lucky enough to take a trip to Yorkshire some years ago with friends, and we were all amazed that the Yorkish accent was much easier and more familiar to American ears than the more well known London accent is. It sounded like some Northern US accent that you couldn't quite place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (r46W7)

56 Those oysters DO look amazing. I saw that one batch had some mignonette sauce on the side. Being a southerner, I only knew ketchup-based cocktail sauce for many years...and then I discovered mignonette! I don't want it every time, but it is absolutely delicious with good oysters.

Hmmm. Nearby restaurant used to have oyster night on Thursdays (with mignonette and traditional cocktail sauces). May have to see if they still do.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (fTtFy)

57 Can it ever be too hot to swim?

I mean, unless you're a live crab or lobster going into the pot of boiling water...
Posted by: Nova local

Yes it can be too hot/bright to swim. You'll burn to a crisp swimming in mid June between 10 and 3pm.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (KS7f3)

58 *slurps oyster*
*wipes chin*
*slurps beer*

Oh Crap! That's due tomorrow???

Posted by: T Jefferson at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (anj39)

59 When in my home country, one is compelled to consume mass quantities of beer, chips, and fiberglass insulation.

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (sn5EN)

60 For Mom, most vegetables came in cans, and they were mostly corn, green beans, peas and carrots. I wasn't a fan of vegetables the way dear old mom did it. Only when I went to France did I learn that vegetables can be exciting.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Mzdiz)

So, our dear old moms went to the same cooking school! In fact, I bet yours also just opened the can, drained it, and stuck it directly on the plate as is.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (exHjb)

61 Chitlins, collard greens, and boiled okra.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:16 PM (KS7f3)

I'll agree with you on chitlins (won't even taste). And collard greens have to be cooked for at least 45 minutes to kill the bitterness. But I'm REALLY looking forward to boiled okra. So good with butter! They just glide right down. I'll usually eat a dozen two-inchers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)

62 For Parisians, Normandy is their version of flyover country. Filled with hicks and rubes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (kNpet)

63 the cheeses and baguettes. probably because I can't get them here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Mzdiz)

Their bakeries turn out some amazing stuff. Even mass-market is excellent.

De Gaulle said that it is impossible to govern a country that has 600 different cheeses.

[and...my wife went to Blois also!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (XIJ/X)

64 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (arJlL)

65 Glad you had a good time CBD and enjoyed the food.

That said, I cannot imagine how hungry I would have to be to eat any of it. (Almost liked the creme brulee until I read the full description.) I am an unashamed Neanderthal. Would sooner eat Taco Bell or McDonalds.

And I best not mention my thoughts on French Toast.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Q8bDL)

66 58 *slurps oyster*
*wipes chin*
*slurps beer*

Oh Crap! That's due tomorrow???
Posted by: T Jefferson at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (anj39)

------------

I laughed so hard I scared the dog. This place!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 04:23 PM (u73oe)

67 57 Can it ever be too hot to swim?

I mean, unless you're a live crab or lobster going into the pot of boiling water...
Posted by: Nova local

Yes it can be too hot/bright to swim. You'll burn to a crisp swimming in mid June between 10 and 3pm.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (KS7f3)

Well, I mean, if you're gonna go all 5 hours sunscreen free.

A nice hour every afternoon at the pool, though, works great! As long as you're in the pool.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:24 PM (exHjb)

68 Just had the famous Mrs. Red's chicken salad sammich. Mit Craisins. Und auch mit Jessica's
Tuscan white bread.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:24 PM (LHN+H)

69 I'll usually eat a dozen two-inchers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)

I'm in luck

Posted by: CBD at July 03, 2022 04:24 PM (us2H3)

70 I spent some time in France on business a decade ago, mostly in a small town in the south central area near Poitier. They had an 'American' restaurant. I happened to be there on Thanksgiving, so I went with a colleague from Germany. One of the funniest things I ever saw. The food sucked, as we pretty much expected, but the decor was all 'cowboys and indians' wallpaper and statues, and let's just say that political correctness had not yet made an appearance that deep in the French countryside.

Posted by: Davie at July 03, 2022 04:24 PM (L/HBr)

71 But I'm REALLY looking forward to boiled okra. So good with butter! They just glide right down. I'll usually eat a dozen two-inchers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Someone just had to mention okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:25 PM (anj39)

72 So, our dear old moms went to the same cooking school! In fact, I bet yours also just opened the can, drained it, and stuck it directly on the plate as is.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (exHjb)

No, she dumped them into a saucepan and brought them to a boil.

I hated peas and had to wash them down with water. I only use them in casseroles and stews for dots of color.

At least she didn't buy canned succotash. I swear my aunt served that every time I ate dinner at her place. Utterly repulsive. Usually needed a refill on my water glass. Lima beans are the devil's buttplug.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Mzdiz)

73 Best fresh oyster topping - a south Louisiana cocktail sauce, mixed with a tablespoon or two of Worcestershire, mixed with a big chunk of good horseradish, mix well. Incredible, to the point of being addictive!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:25 PM (r46W7)

74 55 35 I have heard nothing but nice things said about Normandy -- even by Quebecois, whose French is mocked in Paris."

I remember reading that the Normandy inhabitants were amazed at the Quebecois Canadian soldier who came in after D-Day, telling them "you talk just like us!!!" Apparently the Quebecois retained a Normandy accent, not a Parisian one.

I was lucky enough to take a trip to Yorkshire some years ago with friends, and we were all amazed that the Yorkish accent was much easier and more familiar to American ears than the more well known London accent is. It sounded like some Northern US accent that you couldn't quite place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (r46W7)
Pappy Eromero said the native coonass in his platoon on D-Day was in his landing craft and killed the first 10 minutes. They were counting on that poor bastard.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 04:26 PM (0OP+5)

75 Lima beans are the devil's buttplug.

I thought that was Brussels Sprouts. Or was it okra?

Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:26 PM (/NCI4)

76 NCKate - too hot to swim? Does not compute.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:26 PM (Q8bDL)

77 I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Someone just had to mention okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:25 PM (anj39)

Oh, yes! I forgot to mention that I plan to have okra centerpieces on the wedding tables, and I'm going to see if they'll hold up for my bouquet.

We're big okra fans in these parts.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Mzdiz)

78 Glad the cemeteries and such at Normandie are still well taken care of.

Merci mon ami

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (XPUdx)

79 I'll usually eat a dozen two-inchers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)

I'm in luck
Posted by: CBD

Snort.
I didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (KS7f3)

80 The chocolate is a triple whammy. It's American, it's made by Hershey's (Europeans think their chocolate tastes sour) and it's got peanut butter.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (mNhhD)

81 Lima beans are the devil's buttplug.

I thought that was Brussels Sprouts. Or was it okra?

Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:26 PM (/NCI4)

No, he grabs a fistful and shoves them in.

Sorry.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:28 PM (Mzdiz)

82 I like my oysters with a little lemon and a splash of tobasco.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:29 PM (qdW1I)

83 You people eat a *lot* better than I do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2022 04:30 PM (3kpeI)

84 82 I like my oysters with a little lemon and a splash of tobasco.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:29 PM (qdW1I)


deal

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:30 PM (us2H3)

85 Tonight we're having good old American hamburgers with grilled corn on the cob.
Still trying to decide between mashed potatoes or grits.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 04:31 PM (jTmQV)

86 I just love American food - nothing is finer that a great burger with the works, a super stuffed hotdog with chili, onions, relish, etc, whatever, or sweet BBQ smoked ribs and chicken, add in a great potato salad and sweet, sweet buttered corn on the cob...just wow - it just says summer and America.

Second place, French food - really, really delightful.

Italian? Last - I can't take pasta...and more pasta...and then pizza....with pasta - ugh.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:31 PM (+Cgut)

87 I like my oysters with a little lemon and a splash of tobasco.
Posted by: Ben Had

I thought you said tobacco....

Posted by: JT at July 03, 2022 04:31 PM (arJlL)

88 [and...my wife went to Blois also!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:22 PM (XIJ/X)

Don't tell me she stayed with the Aubrys!

They had a great program there, and I was very fortunate in the family I was placed with.

My hs girlfriend, who went to Colby, did her foreign study in Normandy. Dartmouth wanted to teach Parisian French.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:31 PM (Mzdiz)

89 83 You people eat a *lot* better than I do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2022 04:30 PM (3kpeI)



you realize dis be the internets

the BS is handed out at the door

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:31 PM (us2H3)

90 Best meal I ever had: Paris hotel restaurant, Halloween night, 1998...

And Nick Charles still says that a Manhattan is shaken in foxtrot tempo...

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (g5pdH)

Hotel food in France can be superb!

As for the other stuff?

Harrumph!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:32 PM (XIJ/X)

91 Lima beans - I remember in first grade getting in trouble in the school cafeteria because I refused to put a lima bean in my mouth. My opinion has never changed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:32 PM (r46W7)

92 The butter display case reminds me of why i often stop to marvel and feel thankful for the modern grocery store. So many choices! Fresh fruit and vegetables! Breads! Cold milk and hot roasted chicken! Ice cream! Quick checkout!

And there is the Moscow 1989 grocery store:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTGsUyv8IE

In fairness, the USSR was about to collapse.

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 03, 2022 04:32 PM (rCzpT)

93 Oh, yes! I forgot to mention that I plan to have okra centerpieces on the wedding tables, and I'm going to see if they'll hold up for my bouquet.

We're big okra fans in these parts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Mzdiz)
***

Ugh.
Can you imagine shaking someone's hand who has been holding an okra bouquet for a couple hours?
Iiieeeeuuuu!!!!!!
Cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:33 PM (anj39)

94 Not sure what making for supper other than big salad

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)

95 Sushi here for a late dinner, probably banana with peanut butter for supper. Making the potato salad tonight for tomorrow to go with porkribs and baked beans.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 04:33 PM (0OP+5)

96 Pete Bog, I added a couple of roasted jalapenos and some radish to your gazpacho recipe. Nice cold soup and a kick ass Bloody Mary mix.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:20 PM (qdW1I)

Thanks for reminding me! I haven't made gazpacho since 2013. With all of the tomatoes we get, I'll have to start keeping a pitcher in the fridge.

I'd love your recipe - and a Bloody Mary, too

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:34 PM (Mzdiz)

97 This will sound weird (because of the location) but one of the best meals I've had was at a French restaurant in Walla Walla WA. I had those crispy whole potatoes with calves liver in cream sauce. It was very very good.

Also had a great ham sandwich at a cafe in OR. It was on a baugette with aoli. If you know what you are doing, you can make some tasty stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2022 04:34 PM (YynYJ)

98 Lima beans - I remember in first grade getting in trouble in the school cafeteria because I refused to put a lima bean in my mouth. My opinion has never changed.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Succotash, a hated 'vegetable while growing up. Mom bought it frozen and slathered it butter (oleo) but it didn't matter.
I don't touch lima beans, ever.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:34 PM (KS7f3)

99 The only thing that saves Lima beans is frying them in lard and/or bacon grease.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:35 PM (LHN+H)

100 I just love American food - nothing is finer that a great burger with the works, a super stuffed hotdog with chili, onions, relish, etc, whatever, or sweet BBQ smoked ribs and chicken, add in a great potato salad and sweet, sweet buttered corn on the cob...just wow - it just says summer and America.

Second place, French food - really, really delightful.

Italian? Last - I can't take pasta...and more pasta...and then pizza....with pasta - ugh.


Context is needed. How often are we talking? American food is good, and can be eaten often. I like French and Italian too, but for a special night, I'll choose Indian, but I wouldn't want to eat it more than biweekly.

Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:35 PM (/NCI4)

101 a bottle of near frozen Stoli and an 8 pack of Church's thighs

cruising west on I-40 in my my IH scout at midnight in the 70's

now that's eating

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (us2H3)

102 The okra flower is quite amazing - it's a beautiful light green. It made me notice that almost all the vines have flowers that are the color of what they produce - pumpkins, squash, etc.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (r46W7)

103 the BS is handed out at the door
Posted by: REDACTED
------

Well, I'm not eating that...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ug8TC)

104 I thought that was Brussels Sprouts. Or was it okra?
Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:26 PM

Definitely okra.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ftFVW)

105 I cannot imagine how hungry I would have to be to eat any of it.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Q8bDL)

There is a fair amount of nonsense in the culinary world, based on traditions that flowed from poverty and lack of refrigeration, etc. There are lots of foods that don't appeal to me, but I will try them.

And that's really all I ask...give it a shot. Then, if you like it, great! And if you despise it, you can come here and poke fun at me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (XIJ/X)

106 I'm in luck
Posted by: CBD

Snort.
I didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (KS7f3)

Me neither. I'm shocked.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:38 PM (Mzdiz)

107 Wow CBD you sure are eating good in da hood!

That mess of chicken gizzards sure looks good!

Oh look, martini time! One olive only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 03, 2022 04:38 PM (R/m4+)

108 Brussels sprouts and okra are a lot like women

learn how to manipulate them and you're in heaven

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:39 PM (us2H3)

109 CBD, pretty sure we can and do poke fun at you regardless.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:39 PM (LHN+H)

110 Brussels sprouts and okra are a lot like women

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:39 PM

I would have thought okra was more like a man. Slimy and full of seeds.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 03, 2022 04:40 PM (ftFVW)

111 109 CBD, pretty sure we can and do poke fun at you regardless.
Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:39 PM (LHN+H)

yeah, he's a purty good egg

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:40 PM (us2H3)

112 Spent a couple weeks on leave in Paris but I never went to Normandy, I don't know why. One big regret.

Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 04:40 PM (+ya+t)

113 The best restaurant fish (swordfish) was in a Lake Tahoe restaurant.

The best fish ever was walleye caught and cooked during a canoe trip through the Boundary Waters near Minnesota.

My 14 yo brother did much of the catching and cleaning. But he still complains about all the paddling.

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (rCzpT)

114 I thought that was Brussels Sprouts. Or was it okra?
Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:26 PM

Definitely okra.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (ftFVW)

This!
When the burning times come, I'm saving some of my molotovs for fields of okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (anj39)

115 CBD, pretty sure we can and do poke fun at you regardless.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:39 PM (LHN+H)

Yeah...pretty much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (XIJ/X)

116 Miley, I will email it to you. Hugs to you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (qdW1I)

117 American food is OK, because it's a mishmosh of everything - but I remember that on my trip to the UK a few years back, the best meal we had the entire trip was an ordinary Hotel Buffet at an ordinary Hotel near Heathrow - but it was 3 big tables of dishes prepared by honest to god red-dot Indians straight from India - damn, that was incredible. The best buffet meal I've ever had, or ever will have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (r46W7)

118 I would have thought okra was more like a man. Slimy and full of seeds.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 03, 2022 04:40 PM (ftFVW)

did you just assume my gender ????


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (us2H3)

119 105 I cannot imagine how hungry I would have to be to eat any of it.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Q8bDL)

There is a fair amount of nonsense in the culinary world, based on traditions that flowed from poverty and lack of refrigeration, etc. There are lots of foods that don't appeal to me, but I will try them.

And that's really all I ask...give it a shot. Then, if you like it, great! And if you despise it, you can come here and poke fun at me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:36 PM (XIJ/X)
In the South, peanuts were planted for cattle fodder but just the vines. The actual nuts were eaten by slaves either raw, parched, or boiled. There's nothing better than fresh boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 04:42 PM (0OP+5)

120 The okra flower is quite amazing - it's a beautiful light green. It made me notice that almost all the vines have flowers that are the color of what they produce - pumpkins, squash, etc.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Kudzu has a very pretty bloom. Curiously, the aroma is very much like grape jelly. Image: https://tinyurl.com/ypaf6kre

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2022 04:42 PM (3kpeI)

121 Context is needed. How often are we talking? American food is good, and can be eaten often. I like French and Italian too, but for a special night, I'll choose Indian, but I wouldn't want to eat it more than biweekly.
Posted by: Chandler B. at July 03, 2022 04:35 PM (/NCI4)

Yeah, this is true. You can't eat Italian (too doughy) or French (too rich) every night. I meant as a specialty dinner in celebration of something you cherish. Not for everyday dinning.

If you have a kid's graduation, or an American holiday like July 4th or Memorial day - I'd obvioulsy choose all-American favorites done right.

For a wedding, I might choose Continental (which, let's face it, means French). But Indian is also nice - I really like the cuisine.

For an after-soccer game sit down with the team - its, ugh, pizza and pasta.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:42 PM (+Cgut)

122 Since we're talking seasonal produce, I had an oopsie turn into something really good this week.

I decided to roast tomatillos for the 1st time (since my spouse didn't want to get jalapenos from my farm box, so my normal tomatillo salsa prep was out) to go with a heavily discounted Aldi's carne asada. So, I roast 6 of them (about 1lb) with olive oil and s&p on parchment for an hour (per someone's 5 star rated technique), and they come out just hammered into almost a sauce. Not deterred, I microwaved 2 Aldi's rice bags (1 basmati and 1 jasmine b/c why waste the more expensive rice on an unknown) and tossed it in with a sprinkle of sugar, a bunch of hot sauce, and a chopped fresh tomato and stirred. Then, I threw it back in the warm oven (turned off) and left it for 15 minutes while I finished the carne. Damn if that wasn't the perfect side for the dinner that night (the rice soaked it all up, but didn't go mush or over). Everyone demolished it, and now the oops is on the "we can do this again" menu...maybe with some finishing cilantro on top next time - or some jalapeno...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

123 CBD, I get what you are saying about give it a try. I guess I would try those things if I was at a friend's house and they prepared it.

I just can't see me going into a restaurant and ordering something like that, not knowing if I was gonna pay big bucks for food I don't like. Yeah, I'm a cheap coward.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:43 PM (Q8bDL)

124 I see my plan to corner the lima bean market is coming along nicely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2022 04:43 PM (3kpeI)

125 If in Normandy,do a side trip to visit the Bayeux Tapestry.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 04:43 PM (jTmQV)

126 Ugh.
Can you imagine shaking someone's hand who has been holding an okra bouquet for a couple hours?
Iiieeeeuuuu!!!!!!
Cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:33 PM (anj39)

Well, I refer to the okra flowers, which are in the mallow family and quite beautiful. They are certainly wedding bouquet quality.

I don't plan on holding the bouquet for more than a few minutes, actually.

https://hgic.clemson.edu/ factsheet/okra/

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:44 PM (Mzdiz)

127 Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

Savory tomatillo rice pudding?

I'd eat that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:44 PM (XIJ/X)

128 Oh, yes! I forgot to mention that I plan to have okra centerpieces on the wedding tables, and I'm going to see if they'll hold up for my bouquet.

We're big okra fans in these parts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Mzdiz)


I hope we get to see pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:45 PM (anj39)

129 slaves either raw, parched, or boiled.

I'll pass on those, but thanks, Eromero!


Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:45 PM (LHN+H)

130 did you just assume my gender ????


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM

Not unless you are okra-kin.

Posted by: She Hobbit (leaf/stem/pod) at July 03, 2022 04:45 PM (ftFVW)

131 If in Normandy,do a side trip to visit the Bayeux Tapestry.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 04:43 PM (jTmQV)

The recorded tour is superb...definitely a cut above the usual drivel that museums sell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:45 PM (XIJ/X)

132 Well, I refer to the okra flowers, which are in the mallow family and quite beautiful. They are certainly wedding bouquet quality.

I don't plan on holding the bouquet for more than a few minutes, actually.

https://hgic.clemson.edu/ factsheet/okra/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:44 PM (Mzdiz)
***

Miley,
I stand corrected. It is a very pretty flower.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 04:47 PM (anj39)

133 I just can't see me going into a restaurant and ordering something like that, not knowing if I was gonna pay big bucks for food I don't like. Yeah, I'm a cheap coward.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:43 PM (Q8bDL)

No, that's just smart. I tried sweetbreads for the first time at my parent's table. I doubt I would have paid for it at a restaurant without knowing something about it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:47 PM (XIJ/X)

134 Oh, and you can all send me your lima beans and brussel sprouts. Nom, nom. See, I do like disgusting foods.

But Miley can keep the okra.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 03, 2022 04:47 PM (Q8bDL)

135 Miley! Are you getting married soon?

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 04:48 PM (aeePL)

136 CBD, the food looks spectacular but what about the wines that went with it?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:49 PM (qdW1I)

137 I will contribute photos of my okra centerpieces and bouquet to both the gardening and food threads

Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?

OK, two or three if you want.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:51 PM (Mzdiz)

138 127 Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

Savory tomatillo rice pudding?

I'd eat that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:44 PM (XIJ/X)

Almost, and it went great under the steak - didn't even have the kids asking for tortillas!

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:51 PM (exHjb)

139 Just so ya know...
That Foiled Mass Shooting at an Amazon warehouse by some crazy kid in Texas today?
It was on Saus Vide Avenue....True Story.

Posted by: Birddog at July 03, 2022 04:51 PM (uAI4S)

140 what about the wines that went with it?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:49 PM (qdW1I)

A lot of simple wines and a ton of reasonably priced Chablis! Nothing stands out, but they were all at least good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:51 PM (XIJ/X)

141 All of the Dove dark chocolate minis are great - the mint ones, sea salt, plain.

For a long time Big Lots had Lindt’s Chili Dark Chocolate (what it says) and Intense Orange (dark chocolate, crunchy orange pieces, and almond pieces) at a much lower price than everywhere else. Made it very dangerous for me to go shopping there.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (U+Oxn)

142 Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?

OK, two or three if you want.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:51 PM (Mzdiz)

natto

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (us2H3)

143 Yesterday, we lucked into fresh catfish and fresh okra at the grocery store,

So, the delightful and fine-cooking Mrs naturalfake fixed one of her great fry-ups with 4 kinds of fried catfish (regular, spicy, curry, Japanese) and fried okra with calamari cuz the squid was fresh too.

Add in some beer and that's great eating.

Y'all are missing out by not eating fried okra. It's not the least bit slimy and yummy. Or, better yet...don't you dare eat fried okra. More for me!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (5NkmN)

144 damn, that was incredible. The best buffet meal I've ever had, or ever will have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (r46W7)

I hear this a lot - yes, as tourist, we get the best of a country or nationality's cuisine, even when we aren't in the country that the representative food is being served. It's a good way to judge if the food, when done right, is to our liking or not.

But the great thing about American foods is that they taste, with some lesser degree of variances, the same at Dave BBQ Palace at some roadside in Peoria, or at "Blue Smoke" in NYC (which wasn't really that good, honestly for all the hype). It's pretty hard to fuck up, and the combinations of foods all spell 'Murica' no matter what order they're served in.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (+Cgut)

145 No mention of baguettes or croissants. Quelle deception.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (aeePL)

146 Miley, I think CBD nailed the cold buffet with oysters. Iced jumbo shrimp or littlenecks would follow.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LHN+H)

147 Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?

OK, two or three if you want.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:51 PM (Mzdiz)

A berry fruit tray - strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries. If you must, you can add pineapple stars to the middle as the fruit surrounds it.

Smoked salmon, just as is...you can surround it with tiny bagels and cream cheese (that I'll ignore).

Okay, now I'll think of something actually affordable for a group event.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:55 PM (exHjb)

148 Miley, smoked salmon. Not the thin stuff but the good smoked filets.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:55 PM (qdW1I)

149 Miley, I will email it to you. Hugs to you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 04:41 PM (qdW1I)

Thank you!

Yes, we've set the date and engaged the pastor for September 17th. I actually applied for the marriage license on Thursday.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)

150 No mention of baguettes or croissants. Quelle deception.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (aeePL)

All were excellent. And I found out from one of the chefs that a lot of the croissants in France are made by a few big bakeries, frozen raw, then shipped to small bakeries and restaurants for final baking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:56 PM (XIJ/X)

151
Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?
-------

Smoked salmon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2022 04:56 PM (TIW4Q)

152 Great looking food, CBD!

Love sweetbreads and that one looks perfectly cooked.

Hard to find them in these parts. But, if I'm in a good restaurant and see them in the specials, I always go for it. And have yet to be disappointed.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2022 04:56 PM (5NkmN)

153 146 Miley, I think CBD nailed the cold buffet with oysters. Iced jumbo shrimp or littlenecks would follow.
Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LHN+H)

Yeah, I'll go with this, too, b/c there can't be too much beautiful fish on a cold buffet!

Wait, I said I was thinking cheaper!

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:57 PM (exHjb)

154
I also really the idea of a savory creme brûlée.

That's an idea that I might toy with at home.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2022 04:57 PM (5NkmN)

155 "Blue Smoke" in NYC (which wasn't really that good, honestly for all the hype)

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (+Cgut)

I used to go there a lot, mostly because the bartenders were excellent. But too many meals were flawed, and the last couple of times the service was crap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 04:58 PM (XIJ/X)

156 I just can't eat food I can't chew like oysters. I'd try some higher end ones maybe but swallowing a big snot whole doesn't do it for me.

Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 04:58 PM (+ya+t)

157 Fuck Iran:

Three Hizballah drones were shot down over the sea on Saturday, July 2 on their way from Lebanon to the Karish gas rig situated in Israel’s Mediterranean economic zone.

If USA was a real country we would economically and digitally DESTROY terrorist!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 04:58 PM (ex2Cx)

158 Y'all are missing out by not eating fried okra. It's not the least bit slimy and yummy. Or, better yet...don't you dare eat fried okra. More for me!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (5NkmN)

I've never made it that way - I'll have to try it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)

159 Miley, I think CBD nailed the cold buffet with oysters. Iced jumbo shrimp or littlenecks would follow.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LHN+H)

I would fucking love oysters, but Publius hates them, and any bivalves. So I don't make mussels Trieste either.

Miss them.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:00 PM (Mzdiz)

160 U6 Gulf shrimp

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 03, 2022 05:00 PM (VgIAa)

161 Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?

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Roast beef

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 03, 2022 05:01 PM (/jQbM)

162 The only way to eat lima beans is if they're mashed together with ham and crammed into a little can. And then only if you are really really hungry and can't trade for anything else.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 05:01 PM (u73oe)

163 Smoked salmon

Yes. This was my kryptonite on the two cruise vacations I was on.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2022 05:01 PM (U+Oxn)

164 Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?

OK, two or three if you want.
Posted by: Miley

Cold salmon.
Tomato, mozzarella, and basil stacked and drenched in balsamic vinegar.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (KS7f3)

165 The only way to eat lima beans is if they're mashed together with ham and crammed into a little can.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 05:01 PM (u73oe)

There is a great Greek dish that uses "Gigante Beans," which look suspiciously like big Lima beans.

It's fantastic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (XIJ/X)

166 Crab dip with sea salt/chive crackers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (qdW1I)

167 A berry fruit tray - strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries. If you must, you can add pineapple stars to the middle as the fruit surrounds it.

Smoked salmon, just as is...you can surround it with tiny bagels and cream cheese (that I'll ignore).

Okay, now I'll think of something actually affordable for a group event.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:55 PM (exHjb)

I wonder if the guests would appreciate the salmon. I know I would. Maybe I'll throw some out there. And smoked whitefish on water crackers with mayo and dill. I don't even know where to buy that - never seen one. I may ask at Publix.

The berry thing sounds good, although they aren't in season on September.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:03 PM (Mzdiz)

168 Finally! I made a pot of chili that tasted like chili. My past attempts, trying desperately to keep the spiciness down, came out like a watery hamburger and tomato soup. This time I used the Cowboy Kent Rollins recipe, chili peppers, chili powder and all.

It was about the hot spiciest thing I've eaten in many years, although for most folks it would be considered mild. But it was delicious (yes, I like kidney beans) and the slight sweetness of the chilis came through. One thing Rollins suggested and I followed was to drain off most of the grease from browning the burger. It kept the dish from being too oily.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2022 05:04 PM (7EjX1)

169 I'll have some homemade pimento cheese spread for sure. And asst crackers/rolls to put stuff on. And definitely shrimp cocktail, several pounds of it. Publius loves that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:05 PM (Mzdiz)

170 We also tried to speak French whenever possible. That might have helped, even though my French is horrible.
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If someone tried to speak to me in really bad Italian I would dissuade them immediately.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a pidgin version of pigeon? at July 03, 2022 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

171 If in Normandy,do a side trip to visit the Bayeux Tapestry.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 04:43 PM (jTmQV)


I should see the Bayeux tapestry. In theory, at least, one of my ancient ancestral naturalfakes in depicted thereon.

Perhaps, I can arrange to view it while slurping down fresh oysters.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2022 05:05 PM (5NkmN)

172 my 2 memories of France when I was in my early twenties

other than the frogs trying to rob me at the flea market

and I went often

was the cheese sammie outside of the Tulleries

and the bouillabaisse in St Tropez, watching all the nekkid girls

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:06 PM (us2H3)

173 The berry thing sounds good, although they aren't in season on September.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:03 PM (Mzdiz)

If you have to do fall fruits, see if you can do apple, pear, grape, blackberries and raspberries (they are the fall berries - strawberries are spring and blueberries are summer), and maybe even fig and then next to the fruit, have a cheese tray with cheeses that pair nicely with the fruits (don't put the 2 together b/c allergies and b/c you'd store the fruit differently than the cheese anyway)...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (exHjb)

174 Wait, I said I was thinking cheaper!

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:57 PM (exHjb)

We're only feeding about 20 people, so "affordable" is not the same issue for such a small, uncatered event.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Mzdiz)

175 If someone tried to speak to me in really bad Italian I would dissuade them immediately.
Posted by: Ciampino - is there a pidgin version of pigeon? at July 03, 2022 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

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Donde est il Spaghettios?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)

176 Raised in the 50s all veggies were in cans. All squishy crap and if anyone opens a can of creamed corn around me you might be in trouble, lol. Beans are all I'll eat from cans.

Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 05:08 PM (+ya+t)

177 Now, a poll: what is the ONE OFFERING you would like to see on a cold buffet table?

I know it's not very helpful without a recipe, but a friend used to bring this to potlucks: baby red potatoes, boiled just until done, then chilled, cut in half, and filled with some kind of sour cream and chive filling. So good. I have no idea what was in the sour cream filling, besides, of course, sour cream.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:08 PM (OX9vb)

178 in the burning times, you will love spaghettios

you will fight for the can

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (us2H3)

179 Roast beef

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 03, 2022 05:01 PM (/jQbM)

Good one to have!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (Mzdiz)

180
Cold salmon.
Tomato, mozzarella, and basil stacked and drenched in balsamic vinegar.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (KS7f3)

This.
Much better than beanie weenies.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (anj39)

181 174 Wait, I said I was thinking cheaper!

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 04:57 PM (exHjb)

We're only feeding about 20 people, so "affordable" is not the same issue for such a small, uncatered event.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Mzdiz)

Excellent! So, back to thinking pricey!

The cold seafood tower is a must if you only have 20...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (exHjb)

182 But the great thing about American foods is that they taste, with some lesser degree of variances, the same at Dave BBQ Palace at some roadside in Peoria, or at "Blue Smoke" in NYC (which wasn't really that good, honestly for all the hype). It's pretty hard to fuck up, and the combinations of foods all spell 'Murica' no matter what order they're served in.
Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 04:52 PM (+Cgut)

I agree with you - a good Texas BBQ place is going to be one of my top go-to places, always. And I remember driving in Central Texas, in the 80's, about an hour out from College Station - it was dinnertime, and I notice this rundown looking concrete block 2 story building, decrepit looking , in the middle of nowhere - and yet there were well over 100 cars parked around it, and a line stretching far out the door. So I decided "well that's unusual!" and it was suppertime, and on a lark decided to check it out. When I got in, I found it that it was place that raised it's own herd of cattle, only served what they had slaughtered that day, and gave you (at a cheap price!) a huge thick steak that hung over the edges of the big plate they served it on. Incredible!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (r46W7)

183 More Than 12% of New Car Payments Top $1000 a Month.

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (ex2Cx)

184 you will fight for the can
Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (us2H3)

Good source of iron and roughage!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:10 PM (ex2Cx)

185 I'm glad you've set a date, Miley. September is a lovely time to be married.

Also, grilled okra is the best okra. My kids actually used to ask for it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (aeePL)

186 Yes, we've set the date and engaged the pastor for September 17th. I actually applied for the marriage license on Thursday.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)


Congrats!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (ZSK0i)

187 Deviled eggs with horseradish whipped in and bacon crunbles.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (qdW1I)

188 Chef Boy Hardy

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (ex2Cx)

189 Tomato, mozzarella, and basil stacked and drenched in balsamic vinegar.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (KS7f3)

This sounds delicious but is sooooooo not The Publius Family.

By the way, even if I consider and reject various suggestions, I really appreciate the feedback.

I hear thunder in the background. Will it rain at last?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (Mzdiz)

190 We're only feeding about 20 people, so "affordable" is not the same issue for such a small, uncatered event.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Mzdiz)


So you're thinking the Horde won't show up and tailgate in the church parking lot?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (anj39)

191 My wife's grandson kinda' surprised me by asking me to grill summer squash for him tonight. I've done them on the grill before, but I didn't remember him liking them. Just olive oil, some minced garlic, a touch of Italian seasoning, salt n pepper. I think I put some Parmesan cheese on at the end.

Winging it...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (BFigT)

192 31 27 Holy crap. I sitting here in my underwear eating kippered herring out of a tin with saltines and this guy is touring France. I need a new accountant.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 03, 2022 04:14 PM (0ocXn)

I was thinking this was a pants required thread!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 04:15 PM (ex2Cx)
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Only for BBQ and for obvious reasons. Shirt too. Those embers are hot (NO, I didn't say hawt !)

Posted by: Ciampino - The fire is hot but dames are hawt at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (qfLjt)

193 There is a great Greek dish that uses "Gigante Beans," which look suspiciously like big Lima beans.

It's fantastic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (XIJ/X)

Yeah, they have "butter beans" here, which sound delicious, but they're damned limas.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (Mzdiz)

194 I was raised on a huge family farm

meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan

a huge buffet 3 times a day

it was a wonderous childhood

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

195 Tomato, mozzarella, and basil stacked and drenched in balsamic vinegar.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (KS7f3)

OK, that sounds good, too.

Any cold seafood would be right out for me. So you could certainly include oysters and shrimp and the like, whether publius likes it or not, but make sure there are non-fish cold things for people who can't abide by it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:13 PM (OX9vb)

196 This sounds delicious but is sooooooo not The Publius Family.
By the way, even if I consider and reject various suggestions, I really appreciate the feedback.
Posted by: Miley

You're welcome of course, suggestions are just that!

We served the above at our 25th... no one had had it before, it was all gone.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:14 PM (KS7f3)

197 Uni is the viagra of cold foods

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:14 PM (us2H3)

198 Thank you for your interest in attending the community conversation between Regional Health Equity Coalitions (RHECs) and Community Advisory Councils (CACs) to discuss the Community Investment Collaboratives (CICs)," wrote Droppers. "We recognize that urgency is a white supremacy value that can get in the way of more intentional and thoughtful work, and we want to attend to this dynamic. Therefore, we will reach out at a later date to reschedule.

PS Fuck you white boy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:14 PM (ex2Cx)

199 Also, grilled okra is the best okra. My kids actually used to ask for it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (aeePL)


I wonder if the doctor dropped your kids at birth?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:15 PM (anj39)

200 PS Fuck you white boy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:14 PM (ex2Cx)

you fucker

you beat me to it

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:15 PM (us2H3)

201 Crab dip with sea salt/chive crackers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (qdW1I)

No crab for Publius. I must be respectful.

He loves shrimp and catfish, and some other whitefish. I usually marinate the catfish in lime juice and white wine, with a drizzle of oil and tons of mustard powder, chili powder and black pepper, then fry it on the griddle. It's easier than broiling, and one of Publius' favorite dishes.

A few raindrops are falling. I'm not convinced they are sincere.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:15 PM (Mzdiz)

202 194 I was raised on a huge family farm

meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan

a huge buffet 3 times a day

it was a wonderous childhood
Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

Like Paul Bunyan or lotsa peeps?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:15 PM (ex2Cx)

203 Smoked salmon is heavenly.
Pete Bog does a nice presentation.

Smoked oysters and mussels are lovely with crackers and cream cheese and chives.

Chilled roasted black cod with preserved lemon and chives with some creme fresche on a baguette is to die for.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:16 PM (U2p+3)

204 Oh, and congratulations Miley!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:16 PM (KS7f3)

205 Macerated fruit from Marcella Hazan with cured meats and good cheese.

Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 05:17 PM (+ya+t)

206 it was a wonderous childhood
Posted by: REDACTED

That's awesome

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:17 PM (U2p+3)

207 194 I was raised on a huge family farm

meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan
a huge buffet 3 times a day
it was a wonderous childhood
Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

I've only been to two restaurants like that - one in Vicksburg, and the Dillard House in north Georgia. Both were incredible!!! The Dillard House, you just paid for the meal - then you get served 7 appetizers, take your choice, 7 meats, take your choice, 7 vegetables, take your choice, 7 desserts, take your choice. legendary meal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 05:17 PM (r46W7)

208 Like Paul Bunyan or lotsa peeps?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:15 PM (ex2Cx)



bofus

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (us2H3)

209 Made a huge batch of garbanzo, kidney beans, red onion, garlic and fresh basil tossed in Tuscan herb olive oil and a little red wine vinegar. I ate the whole thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (qdW1I)

210 City of Whorelando:
A lot of people probably don’t want to celebrate our nation right now, and we can’t blame them. When there is so much division, hate and unrest, why on earth would you want to have a party celebrating any of it?”

SocDems hate fun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (ex2Cx)

211 Salmon has already been mentioned and is a reliable go-to. If you can find it, smoked trout goes to a whole new level.
Worth a thought.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (anj39)

212 I wonder if the doctor dropped your kids at birth?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:15 PM (anj39)
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No, but I think the stork found them in an okra patch instead of a cabbage patch.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (aeePL)

213 And a last and serious note. We visited the Normandy invasion sites, including The Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial in Colleville-sur-Mer. I did not know what to expect...part of me assumed that it would be diminished and disrespected.

When we went to the Anne Frank house I was not prepared for the visceral reaction I had. Especially when we exited and someone had painted a swastika on the side of the house.

Posted by: blindbutch at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (gE1E/)

214 I know it's not very helpful without a recipe, but a friend used to bring this to potlucks: baby red potatoes, boiled just until done, then chilled, cut in half, and filled with some kind of sour cream and chive filling. So good. I have no idea what was in the sour cream filling, besides, of course, sour cream.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:08 PM (OX9vb)

You know, that sounds awesome! I don't suppose you're still in touch with that friend?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:19 PM (Mzdiz)

215 I ate the whole thing.
Posted by: Ben Had

That sounds delicious and I suspect I'd eat all of to, of course my better half would be looking askance at me when she saw the remains.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:19 PM (KS7f3)

216 I've only been to two restaurants like that - one in Vicksburg, and the Dillard House in north Georgia. Both were incredible!!! The Dillard House, you just paid for the meal - then you get served 7 appetizers, take your choice, 7 meats, take your choice, 7 vegetables, take your choice, 7 desserts, take your choice. legendary meal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 05:17 PM (r46W7)

you can still get a purty good tummy filler in the CA valley

the Basque family places are fucking great

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:19 PM (us2H3)

217 Oh my gosh CBD, I am so jealous! Everything looks so delicious.

The salad with the duck looks sooo good.

The eggs with truffles, again so jealous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 05:20 PM (oeVy+)

218 215 I ate the whole thing.
Posted by: Ben Had


where do I find a woman like that ???

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:21 PM (us2H3)

219 45
Also now there is a Starbucks on every corner there. And they have Black Friday sales. They kinda got over the whole we hate everything not French thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 03, 2022 04:18 PM (kNpet)
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The Government would disagree with you as they attempt to maintain the purity of their language. I think De Gaulle stated that.

Posted by: Ciampino - La Weekend is not acceptable at July 03, 2022 05:21 PM (qfLjt)

220 Okay, I'm going to have to suspend my okra hate until I try grilled and/or fried.
Boiled will stay on my taboo list though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:21 PM (KS7f3)

221 Since it is just me, I made a patty melt with some steak fries.

They were superb.

In recent times, I have simplified my menu planning.

Later in the Summer I will visit family and perhaps show off a little.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:21 PM (lKAqb)

222 I went out to mow. When I came back in, Hubbymayhem was baking brownies from a recipe. Not a box mix, A for real recipe. He had already made the bean salad. He is now putting burgers on the grill. He says tomorrow is steak and potato salad.
He is the grilling guru and he is the one that makes bean salad, potato salad, Cole slaw, and persimmon pudding. I don't make those. He also makes the beer bread or banana bread. I do the zucchini bread. He has also been known to make red velvet cake for me. My mom used to make that for my birthday. There are box mixes for it but Hubbymayhem does it from mom's recipe.
And now I want red velvet cake. Dammit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (Wy1BU)

223 Tomorrow? Brats, sauerkraut and hot German potato salad. Yum.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (lKAqb)

224 I'll have some homemade pimento cheese spread for sure.

Been looking for a good recipe. So far, no luck.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (r2IDy)

225 No, but I think the stork found them in an okra patch instead of a cabbage patch.
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (aeePL)


Heh.
And people wonder why I scratch every morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (anj39)

226 You know, that sounds awesome! I don't suppose you're still in touch with that friend?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:19 PM (Mzdiz)

No, those friendships dissolved in the Obama era. I'll see if I can find a recipe online that resembles it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (OX9vb)

227 165 The only way to eat lima beans is if they're mashed together with ham and crammed into a little can.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 05:01 PM (u73oe)

There is a great Greek dish that uses "Gigante Beans," which look suspiciously like big Lima beans.

It's fantastic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Believe it or not Jason's Deli used to have gigante beans on the salad bar. But then came the chinaflu and have not seen them since they put the salad bar back in operation.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 05:23 PM (0OP+5)

228 Hubbymayhem does it from mom's recipe.
And now I want red velvet cake. Dammit.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Tell him to get busy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:23 PM (KS7f3)

229 Excellent! So, back to thinking pricey!

The cold seafood tower is a must if you only have 20...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (exHjb)

Waitwaitwait, I'm not making a seafood tower. This has to be as low-stress as possible. I'll have some help with prep and all, but this isn't a Hallmark movie.

I think 3 seafood options are max for this buffet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:23 PM (Mzdiz)

230 Save your boiled okra to throw at journalists.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:23 PM (lKAqb)

231 AZ deplorable, if you haven't done so peruse the oils from Sedona Divine.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:24 PM (qdW1I)

232 why on earth would you want to have a party celebrating any of it?

Not having a party unless you count the submarine sandwich luncheon with potato salad and deviled eggs-and red, white and blue paper plates and napkins, which we had after church

I celebrate because the Signers of the Declaration pledged their lives, their fortunes and and their sacred honor in the cause of Independence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 05:24 PM (FZ2cV)

233 My mom used to make a lima beans and ham dish that she would serve with rice. That was delicious!
Probably my first comfort food.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:24 PM (anj39)

234 Okay, I'm going to have to suspend my okra hate until I try grilled and/or fried.
Boiled will stay on my taboo list though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:21 PM (KS7f3)
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Leave it whole, toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a splash of balsamic vinegar. Thread onto skewers and grill until brown in spots. Delicious and not slimy.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL)

235 So. I just found out from my landlady that the unit above mine will be available next year.

I'm in a 400 sq ft basement studio.

This is two bedrooms with a view of the water and the mountains. Twice the rent.

I really want to do it. It's more than I should spend. But I love this little gem and the location is fantastic. Did I mention I feel safe and I trust my landlord?

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:25 PM (U2p+3)

236 Apparently lima beans are like black-eye peas.

You have to cook them fresh.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:25 PM (lKAqb)

237 when I was a squid

my favs were sushi, lamb shanks, ox tails and osso bucci

now, I eat chiken thighs

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:26 PM (us2H3)

238 91 Lima beans - I remember in first grade getting in trouble in the school cafeteria because I refused to put a lima bean in my mouth. My opinion has never changed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:32 PM (

Normally I'm not a big fan of lima beans but I had some last night that were outstanding.

I had duck breast served with dots of polenta and they place the Lima beans on top of the polenta and it had dots of I think duck reduction sauce.
It was so good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 05:26 PM (oeVy+)

239 193 ... "There is a great Greek dish that uses "Gigante Beans," which look suspiciously like big Lima beans.
It's fantastic!"

Love them. If they aren't hyperthyroid limas they must be related. They are often served in a tomato sauce but I prefer them drizzled with lemon and butter.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2022 05:26 PM (7EjX1)

240 AZ deplorable, if you haven't done so peruse the oils from Sedona Divine.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll take the wife there the next time we drive through.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:26 PM (KS7f3)

241 229 Excellent! So, back to thinking pricey!
The cold seafood tower is a must if you only have 20...
Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (exHjb)

Waitwaitwait, I'm not making a seafood tower. This has to be as low-stress as possible. I'll have some help with prep and all, but this isn't a Hallmark movie.

I think 3 seafood options are max for this buffet.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:23 PM (Mzdiz)

A tower can be 3 items - just have the 3 levels. It will be impressive.
Okay, low prep...
How do you feel about tea sandwiches. An easy way to offer a lot of meat and veg options in an elegant way...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:27 PM (exHjb)

242 There must be a pimento cheese recipe in TDG.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:27 PM (qdW1I)

243 Re: pimento cheese

I never liked it as a child, but my mom loved it. Well, a while ago I got a craving for it and found a copycat recipe for the famous pimento cheese that they serve at the Masters golf tournament. I really liked it but thought it was slightly oniony for folks that don't like onions. Of course you could always reduce or omit the onions.

Anyway, here's a link: https://tinyurl.com/yxmb54sd

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at July 03, 2022 05:27 PM (fTtFy)

244 And then I could have house guests if anyone were so brave as to travel out here!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:28 PM (U2p+3)

245 Leave it whole, toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a splash of balsamic vinegar. Thread onto skewers and grill until brown in spots. Delicious and not slimy.
Posted by: bluebell

Thanks I can do that.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:28 PM (KS7f3)

246 207 194 I was raised on a huge family farm

meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan
a huge buffet 3 times a day
it was a wonderous childhood
Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

I've only been to two restaurants like that - one in Vicksburg, and the Dillard House in north Georgia. Both were incredible!!! The Dillard House, you just paid for the meal - then you get served 7 appetizers, take your choice, 7 meats, take your choice, 7 vegetables, take your choice, 7 desserts, take your choice. legendary meal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 05:17 PM (r46W7)
Dillard House.! Been so long ago lived in Hart County and used to make the special trip to Dillard House ever so often.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 05:28 PM (0OP+5)

247 Why make pimiento cheese when you can buy it at the store?

Okay. I live in SC.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:28 PM (lKAqb)

248 Okay, I'm going to have to suspend my okra hate until I try grilled and/or fried.
Boiled will stay on my taboo list though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:21 PM (KS7f3)
***

Never!
The next time okra touches my tongue is when they pry apart my cold dead lips.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:29 PM (anj39)

249 yeah, I was always in love with Hedy

but I always had a boner for Barbara Parkins

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:29 PM (us2H3)

250 This looks pretty much exact, Miley, for the potatoes. This recipe calls for low-fat sour cream, but that's dumb. I'd go for the full fat version.

And I think I would sprinkle the outsides with some coarse salt.

tinyurl.com/4usahhac

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:29 PM (OX9vb)

251 nurse below ground is safer from stray gunshots

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 03, 2022 05:29 PM (2JoB8)

252 Fried okra is barely tolerable. Must have a good dipping sauce.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:30 PM (lKAqb)

253 CBD suggested I participate so here is my cooking adventure: I made a soup that was pretty tasty.

Pile (6) of pork steak on sale for $1.59/lb. Grill them all. Cut off the bone portion, separate most of the meat from the bones and set aside for the soup.
Stick the bones in a pot of water, add splash of acv, and simmer for a day. Remove bones - Nice pork broth.
Next day, bring broth to high temp, add cut up potato and finely cut kale. When almost done add bag of mixed veggies for some color and the cut up meat from the bones. Oh, and add some sliced mushrooms.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 03, 2022 05:30 PM (qNZat)

254 It's more than I should spend. But I love this little gem and the location is fantastic. Did I mention I feel safe and I trust my landlord?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Last I checked we only live once...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:30 PM (KS7f3)

255 Tomorrow I'd like to try a triple... make breakfast on the outdoor griddle, have the BBQ on the smoker and use the gas grill for hotdogs. Massive carbon footprint.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2022 05:31 PM (BFigT)

256 Tomato, mozzarella, and basil stacked and drenched in balsamic vinegar.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:02 PM (KS7f3)
~~~~~

Step it up and make antipasto kebabs using slicing pepperoni and slices of salami folded in half and half again, chilled cooked tortellini, cherry tomatoes, mozzarella balls and a basil leaf. Arrange in any order on the stick that looks nice. Once they're all done, drizzle with some Italian dressing of your choice.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 03, 2022 05:31 PM (VhE0u)

257 I've only been to two restaurants like that
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 05:17 PM (r46W7)

although my family did have a restaurant in Sulphur Springs

the 12 ft table was at the farm

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:32 PM (us2H3)

258 247 Why make pimiento cheese when you can buy it at the store?

Okay. I live in SC.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:28 PM (lKAqb)
Palmetto cheese from Pawleys Island.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 05:32 PM (0OP+5)

259 Do it nurse. YOLO.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 05:32 PM (r2IDy)

260 Never!
The next time okra touches my tongue is when they pry apart my cold dead lips.
Posted by: Diogenes

Have you tried them grilled?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:33 PM (KS7f3)

261 Miley,

Wonderful news about setting the date. As a special gift you can have all the okra that might come my way. I have tried various recipes for the stuff but it is one of the very few veggies I just don't like.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2022 05:33 PM (7EjX1)

262 252 Fried okra is barely tolerable. Must have a good dipping sauce.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:30 PM (lKAqb)

somehow

I don't see a gloryhole in your future

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:33 PM (us2H3)

263 IrishEi,
You beat me to it.
The cherry tomatoes, basil leaf and mozzarella balls are a great buffet dish. Someone just has to put them on a stick and not stab themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:34 PM (anj39)

264 I'm glad you've set a date, Miley. September is a lovely time to be married.

Also, grilled okra is the best okra. My kids actually used to ask for it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (aeePL)

I think I made that once, will make again. Even if it's for me alone.

Thank you all for the congrats! I need to make an honest man of Publius.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:35 PM (Mzdiz)

265 Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:08 PM (OX9vb)

You know, that sounds awesome! I don't suppose you're still in touch with that friend?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:19 PM (Mzdiz)

you can also hollow out those red potatoes and put in a little blue cheese or gorgonzola. With Chives or Basil. Pretty Tasty.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 05:35 PM (Jzz++)

266 244 And then I could have house guests if anyone were so brave as to travel out here!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:28 PM (U2p+3)

I would visit!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:35 PM (OX9vb)

267 Deviled eggs with horseradish whipped in and bacon crunbles.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (qdW1I)

Sounds delicious! They're big on deviled eggs round these parts.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:36 PM (Mzdiz)

268 obviously you guys have never tried okra pecan vanilla ice cream

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:36 PM (us2H3)

269 Hello grey box friends

Food. I like food.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 05:37 PM (K0jo2)

270 It may be the last place I live before I am forced to leave Seattle.

I want my view back. I want to offer a room to my boys and friends who venture here. Honestly. It's a great spot.

Any of you would come if you had any idea. All you have to do is get here.
The food you can get for the price of a fishing tag and a shellfish license would blow your mind.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:37 PM (U2p+3)

271 Chatterbox, none at the store. FJB.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 05:38 PM (r2IDy)

272 Have you tried them grilled?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:33 PM (KS7f3)
***
My parents were from the south. They loved it. Mom fixed it every way possible while I was growing up. Once, in a stew, I could tolerate it. But okra is really the only veggie I do not like. I kid here a lot about it, but I just won't eat it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:38 PM (anj39)

273 So you're thinking the Horde won't show up and tailgate in the church parking lot?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (anj39)

That won't help, we're having it here on the back porch.

The front porch is roomier (55 ft long) but the 35 ft back porch has woods in all directions.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:38 PM (Mzdiz)

274 Incredible!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 05:09 PM (r46W7)

See, these are the American stories I just love - we love big steaks, smokey BBQ, out of the way places, good down home folks and can tell them with an American flavor no other country just has!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 05:38 PM (+Cgut)

275 I have a recipe for Gumbo that calls for okra. Between the roue and all the other great things in it, the okra is not noticed as a bad thing.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:38 PM (lKAqb)

276 you can also hollow out those red potatoes and put in a little blue cheese or gorgonzola. With Chives or Basil. Pretty Tasty.
Posted by: Pete Bog

No use flirting with me Pete, I'm already married. But you do make a compelling argument.

Tacos for us tonight. The entire house is torn apart with even the kitchen gear in disarray. Tacos are what I could manage.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2022 05:39 PM (Msys3)

277 obviously you guys have never tried okra pecan vanilla ice cream

Haha...I've never been to the South and I know y'all do things your own way... But that...can't be real.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 05:39 PM (K0jo2)

278 Especially when we exited and someone had painted a swastika on the side of the house.

Posted by: blindbutch at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (gE1E/)

The Dutch were enthusiastic participants in the slaughter of the Dutch Jews, so that sort of thing doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:39 PM (XIJ/X)

279 you can also hollow out those red potatoes and put in a little blue cheese or gorgonzola. With Chives or Basil. Pretty Tasty.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Yeah, that teeny little potato bowl would be good with lots of different fillings. Probably don't even need any kind of recipe. Just wing it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:39 PM (OX9vb)

280 Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:37 PM (U2p+3)

I wanted to move to either SF or Seattle in the early 70's

just loved both spots

couldn't figure out how to make an antique shop work in either city

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:40 PM (us2H3)

281
The front porch is roomier (55 ft long) but the 35 ft back porch has woods in all directions.
Posted by: Miley

Nice!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:40 PM (KS7f3)

282 nurse ratched,

If you pull the trigger and move, let me know. I will fly there (I will piggyback it with a trip to Spokane (a good friend in Post Falls ID)) and help you schlep your stuff up the stairs.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (lKAqb)

283 I was raised on a huge family farm

meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan

a huge buffet 3 times a day

it was a wonderous childhood

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

That sounds fantastic! The Swede's farmer friend used to have a huge breakfast after taking care of the cows and other work in the early morning. His mother was awesome to do all of that work.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (Mzdiz)

284 Sounds delicious! They're big on deviled eggs round these parts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:36 PM (Mzdiz)

Deviled eggs are the food of angels - I know, it's a dichotomy - but man, they are just unbelievable when served up cold and fresh just before you dig into that smokey meat stuff!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (+Cgut)

285 Taco Bell running their crispy chicken soft tacos again. Pretty good though they are 50 cents more since the last time they offered them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (WMdrL)

286 Leave it whole, toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a splash of balsamic vinegar. Thread onto skewers and grill until brown in spots. Delicious and not slimy.
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL)

Wow I did not know that delicious cauliflower recipe would work for Okra. That Bluebell knows how to cook!

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 05:42 PM (Jzz++)

287 Posted by: SnailRacer at July 03, 2022 05:30 PM (qNZat)

Grilled Pork and Vegetable Soup.

Nothing wrong with that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:42 PM (XIJ/X)

288 No, but I think the stork found them in an okra patch instead of a cabbage patch.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 05:18 PM (aeePL)

LOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:43 PM (Mzdiz)

289 They loved it. Mom fixed it every way possible while I was growing up.
Posted by: Diogenes

Mom never cooked it, the only time I had it was as a gelatinous mass on board an aircraft carrier (I think it was Coral Sea).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:43 PM (KS7f3)

290 That sounds fantastic! The Swede's farmer friend used to have a huge breakfast after taking care of the cows and other work in the early morning. His mother was awesome to do all of that work.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (Mzdiz)

it was a great childhood
It formed me for good or bad
I know there's plenty of bad but hopefully, some good

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:44 PM (us2H3)

291 Deviled eggs are the food of angels - I know, it's a dichotomy - but man, they are just unbelievable when served up cold and fresh just before you dig into that smokey meat stuff!
Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (+Cgut)

They are like potato chips to me. I would eat a dozen at a time if I knew I wouldn't be miserable afterwards. And if I'm being truthful I've been miserable a couple of times.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WMdrL)

292 LOL. Deviled eggs.

I had a taste for them. Looked up a recipe. Make a half dozen.

Ate them at one sitting.

OMG. They were wonderful.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:45 PM (lKAqb)

293 Wow I did not know that delicious cauliflower recipe would work for Okra. That Bluebell knows how to cook!
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 05:42 PM (Jzz++)

My wife simply hates okra - its too soupy/gooey for her - but I think its perfect for holding in gumbo flavor or just for pickling. Its a southern thing for sure. Its a sin not to love it.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 05:45 PM (+Cgut)

294 282 nurse ratched,

If you pull the trigger and move, let me know. I will fly there (I will piggyback it with a trip to Spokane (a good friend in Post Falls ID)) and help you schlep your stuff up the stairs.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse


Done! The more I think on it.... if everything is going to shit, why not. Money won't be worth anything. I'll still be employable, somewhere, and the beach cleans itself after a big ass storm.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:45 PM (U2p+3)

295 I was raised on a huge family farm
meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan. a huge buffet 3 times a day

it was a wonderous childhood
Posted by: REDACTED

This is just a mite, but not really, OT - the place we have put a bid on in TN has the hook ups for a sink immediately outside the door that leads to the kitchen from the covered porch. Neither the realtor or the lovely Mrs. knew what it was or why it was there. Oi! City kids!

A sink for the hands and Papa to wash up at before Mama let any of them into the house to eat. If we get that place a soapstone sink is going right back out there.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2022 05:46 PM (Msys3)

296 debiled ags aint nuttin but redneck sushi

troof

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:46 PM (us2H3)

297 > meals were served on a a 12 ft round table with a 4 ft lazy susan

a huge buffet 3 times a day
___________

That is awesome. My grandparents would put on quite the spread when we visited for holidays... but they were upper crust and there was more silverware than a kid could use in a month.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2022 05:47 PM (BFigT)

298 Thank you all for the congrats! I need to make an honest man of Publius.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July

Awww! Very happy for you Miley!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 05:47 PM (K0jo2)

299 Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2022 05:46 PM (Msys3)


good luck, you lucky fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at July 03, 2022 05:48 PM (us2H3)

300 email address in my nic.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:48 PM (lKAqb)

301 They are like potato chips to me. I would eat a dozen at a time if I knew I wouldn't be miserable afterwards. And if I'm being truthful I've been miserable a couple of times.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WMdrL)

No man is bound by any known human restraint when served up a platter of sublime deviled eggs - no should he be!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 05:48 PM (+Cgut)

302 Chatterbox Mouse, you help nurse and you will never have a better home cooked meal. The Lady is an incredible cook.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:48 PM (qdW1I)

303 CBD looks like you had a great trip, welcome home and thanks for the great pics of oysters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2022 05:49 PM (EZebt)

304 LOL. That is why I am happy to spend money now to help out friends. It's not going up in value.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:49 PM (lKAqb)

305 All were excellent. And I found out from one of the chefs that a lot of the croissants in France are made by a few big bakeries, frozen raw, then shipped to small bakeries and restaurants for final baking.
Posted by: CharlieB


Which begs the question, "then wait do we need France for?*

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 05:49 PM (TyXok)

306 Roll sliced okrain cornmeal then fry. It's tasty. I do fried yellow squash, by dipping in beaten egg and dredged in flour. And I like baby limas cooked in a bit of water, butter added after. But I don't care for eggs unless used in baking.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2022 05:50 PM (YynYJ)

307 ...pics of oysters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2022 05:49 PM (EZebt)

In honor of Bluebell I was going to post photos of every plate of oysters I ate, but I thought that might be too much, even for her!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:50 PM (XIJ/X)

308 I'll have some homemade pimento cheese spread for sure.

Been looking for a good recipe. So far, no luck.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (r2IDy)

Here is the Masters one that Publius found for me, and it's wonderful.

8 oz shredded sharp cheddar, 4 oz shredded jack cheese, 4 oz cream cheese, 1/2 cup mayo (NOT Miracle Whip), 4 oz jar of diced pimentos, 1 T minced onion, and 1/4 tsp each of the following: garlic powder, cayenne, salt and black pepper. Soften the cream cheese until it can mix with the mayo. Add the spices, pimentos and onion to this and mix well. Finish by adding the shredded cheese. Refrigerate for at least an hour. Keeps a few weeks.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:50 PM (Mzdiz)

309 Done! The more I think on it.... if everything is going to shit, why not. Money won't be worth anything. I'll still be employable, somewhere, and the beach cleans itself after a big ass storm.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:45 PM (U2p+3)

Are we moving Nurse to Spokompton?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 05:50 PM (nByzo)

310 Well, just had a happy cooking accident--tomorrow is my b'day and I was splurging on cooking myself a huge smash burger, along with onions and some sautéed red peppers from last year's garden.

I had put the red pepper chunks into the strainer to thaw, not seeing that there were already about 1/4 cup of blueberries left from what I rinsed yesterday. When I dumped them all into the cast iron skillet with chopped onions and olive oil and Kerrygold butter--red white and blue!

So thought, what the hell, and fried them all together, and they were great. The blueberries made a special little tang.

Posted by: skywch at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (uqhmb)

311 Having cheesesteak sauce and onions because why not?

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

312 I had just the opposite experience. As an only child with no relatives in the area, we ate dinner on TV trays after my parents got home from work. My father got home first so he did most of the cooking during the week.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (WMdrL)

313 Yeah, CBD. At this point you are just bragging.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (lKAqb)

314 I'll have a Royale With Cheese

Posted by: DB at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (geLO8)

315 I need to make an honest man of Publius.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July

Aww. Congratulations!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 05:52 PM (nByzo)

316 No, those friendships dissolved in the Obama era. I'll see if I can find a recipe online that resembles it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:22 PM (OX9vb)

Thanks! I'll have something to aim for.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:52 PM (Mzdiz)

317 NO! were just moving nurse upstairs.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:52 PM (lKAqb)

318 At this point you are just bragging.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (lKAqb)

I am. They were all so damned good...

But it's also frustrating that America can't be better at oyster production than the French.

The French!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:53 PM (XIJ/X)

319 By the way, CBD, I love the entrees you have featured. Even the oysters.
(Fruits du mer are my faves)

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 05:54 PM (jTmQV)

320
Pile (6) of pork steak on sale for $1.59/lb. Grill them all. Cut off the bone portion, separate most of the meat from the bones and set aside for the soup.
Stick the bones in a pot of water, add splash of acv, and simmer for a day. Remove bones - Nice pork broth.
Next day, bring broth to high temp, add cut up potato and finely cut kale. When almost done add bag of mixed veggies for some color and the cut up meat from the bones. Oh, and add some sliced mushrooms

Nice. Good way to make additional meals from one meat purchase. The broth would be good to cook rice in.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 05:54 PM (K0jo2)

321 The blueberries made a special little tang.

Posted by: skywch at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (uqhmb)

That sounds weird but good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:54 PM (XIJ/X)

322 There are the French and then there are the hardworking French.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:54 PM (lKAqb)

323 Too hot to cook. Jersey Mike's for the win!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 03, 2022 05:54 PM (H31K8)

324 Those plates of oysters look absolutely amazing, CBD. Thank you for the field report. I love living vicariously through your gastronomic exploits. It's also nice to learn we haven't totally pissed off the French.

Posted by: fly gal at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (36mDg)

325 The Dutch were enthusiastic participants in the slaughter of the Dutch Jews, so that sort of thing doesn't surprise me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:39 PM (XIJ/X)

My Dutch dad was in the resistance, my Dutch mam was always collecting vegetables (red tulip bulbs) to help feed people, including Jews. Both lived in Amsterdam.

The Dutch police did round up Jews and handed them over but did not directly participate in the 'slaughter.' When they would not round them up they were shot in place.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (qNZat)

326 The French should be better with snot snails since they perfected the land snails as food.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (WMdrL)

327 If somebody is moving and not moving to Texas the need to ask why?

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (TyXok)

328 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:50 PM (Mzdiz)

Thank you. I think that is the same one someone posted above. And congrats to you and pub.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (r2IDy)

329 But it's also frustrating that America can't be better at oyster production than the French.

The French!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03


Dude. You've not been here for Kumamoto oysters.

*shots fired*

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (U2p+3)

330 Ben Had those gazpacho modifications sound great. gives it some zip.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (Jzz++)

331 If somebody is moving and not moving to Texas the need to ask why?

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (TyXok)

Texans.

J/K Texans.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (nByzo)

332 Nurse, I know you get outside quite a bit, additionally, with an upper unit you will get the "feel" of being outside when you can't get out. It sounds lovely.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (K0jo2)

333 Tonight is Salmon Teriyaki with sesame noodles and roasted bok choy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (EZebt)

334 Dude. You've not been here for Kumamoto oysters.

*shots fired*

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (U2p+3)

Nurse has spoken.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (nByzo)

335 There was once some oyster fields up around Bolinas, they were the best.
They didn't own the fields, it was on Fed property on a 100 year lease. The Feds were making good $ on it, and because we just can't have nice things in the USA any more, the lease wasn't renewed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (jTmQV)

336 How do you feel about tea sandwiches. An easy way to offer a lot of meat and veg options in an elegant way...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:27 PM (exHjb)

I think I'd rather have people fix their own. Easier for me and easier to deal with leftovers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Mzdiz)

337 253 CBD suggested I participate so here is my cooking adventure: I made a soup that was pretty tasty.

Pile (6) of pork steak on sale for $1.59/lb. Grill them all. Cut off the bone portion, separate most of the meat from the bones and set aside for the soup.
Stick the bones in a pot of water, add splash of acv, and simmer for a day. Remove bones - Nice pork broth.
Next day, bring broth to high temp, add cut up potato and finely cut kale. When almost done add bag of mixed veggies for some color and the cut up meat from the bones. Oh, and add some sliced mushrooms.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 03, 2022 05:30 PM (qNZat)

Welcome - that looks great! And we're gonna audition you for Food Network b/c they've pretty much abandoned trying to cook anything budget now.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:57 PM (exHjb)

338 Corrie and Betsy Ten Boom would disagree.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:57 PM (lKAqb)

339 The French!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 05:53 PM (XIJ/X)

New Orleans has some decent oysters, CBD. As some of our NO folks will tell you. You have to go down to Felix's in the Quarter (if its still there) - but they can still shuck you some good stuff.

But yeah - for the seafood available here? America should be the king of oysters. Then not even the Walrus or the Carpenter would have reason to complain.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 05:58 PM (+Cgut)

340 So thought, what the hell, and fried them all together, and they were great. The blueberries made a special little tang.
Posted by: skywch at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (uqhmb)


Related. The absolute very best burger I have even enjoyed in my 29 years was an elk burger with a generous loganberry compote sauce. OMG.
It was a near religious experience.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 05:58 PM (anj39)

341 267 Deviled eggs with horseradish whipped in and bacon crunbles.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (qdW1I)

Sounds delicious! They're big on deviled eggs round these parts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:36 PM (Mzdiz)

I love deviled eggs and I'm going to add some horseradish next time I make them. That sounds really yummy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 05:59 PM (oeVy+)

342 Nurse, Congratulations on the new digs. It's nice to find a home as opposed to just a spot to live.

approaching the best time of year in the Puget Sound. I am a little jealous.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 05:59 PM (Jzz++)

343 Ha ha, Miley, that Masters pimento cheese recipe sounds like the one I linked. It is really delicious!

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at July 03, 2022 06:00 PM (fTtFy)

344 Oh, yes, In addition to the hoagies, someone brought cupcakes with red, white and blue sprinkles. Jessie brought her famous home made cookies and someone brought other cookies. The woman (not Jessie) who bought the other cookies gave them all to me. That woman has five sisters. Don't you think she could have given some of them to her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:00 PM (FZ2cV)

345 Deviled eggs with horseradish whipped in and bacon crunbles.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 05:11 PM (qdW1I)

Sounds delicious! They're big on deviled eggs round these parts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:36 PM (Mzdiz)

Man, that's just...torture to suggest right before dinner time!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 06:00 PM (+Cgut)

346 So thought, what the hell, and fried them all together, and they were great. The blueberries made a special little tang.

Nice!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 06:00 PM (K0jo2)

347 My Dutch dad was in the resistance, my Dutch mam was always collecting vegetables (red tulip bulbs) to help feed people, including Jews. Both lived in Amsterdam.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 03, 2022 05:55 PM (qNZat)

I painted with a broad brush; obviously there are outliers, and even in some of the Eastern European hell-holes there were instances of great bravery and sacrifice to help the Jews of Europe escape (or hide from) the Nazis.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:01 PM (XIJ/X)

348 The best burgers I have ever had are from restaurants that nobody has ever heard of and which will not only not be forgotten by history but never even noted

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:01 PM (TyXok)

349 Congratulations, Miley and Publius!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2022 06:02 PM (YynYJ)

350 There was once some oyster fields up around Bolinas, they were the best.
They didn't own the fields, it was on Fed property on a 100 year lease. The Feds were making good $ on it, and because we just can't have nice things in the USA any more, the lease wasn't renewed.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (jTmQV)

The enlightened management of Point Reyes National Seashore. While we are at lets kill a bunch of deer by paying people to shoot them rather than offering lotteries for tags!

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 06:02 PM (Jzz++)

351 the lease wasn't renewed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 05:56 PM (jTmQV)

Are you referring to Johnson's Oyster Farm on Pt. Reyes?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:03 PM (XIJ/X)

352 336 How do you feel about tea sandwiches. An easy way to offer a lot of meat and veg options in an elegant way...

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 05:27 PM (exHjb)

I think I'd rather have people fix their own. Easier for me and easier to deal with leftovers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Mzdiz)

I was just trying to figure if you had wedding guests that want "finger food", so you want everything very easy to pick up...or if they want to create foods themselves.

Also, if you're the bride and you only have to feed 20, do you want to do anything, or do you want to place a small catering order at a restaurant or grocery that does everything for you...or even a personal caterer. You give them the menu, and they just do it and deliver it.

If it were me, the disaster of my wedding morning (thanks to my sis) made me glad I wasn't actually lifting a finger for my wedding or reception that day.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 06:03 PM (exHjb)

353 Thanks for the pictures and for the account of your gastronomic adventures. I really like duck. I've never had it in something like looks like creme brulee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:04 PM (FZ2cV)

354 250 This looks pretty much exact, Miley, for the potatoes. This recipe calls for low-fat sour cream, but that's dumb. I'd go for the full fat version.

And I think I would sprinkle the outsides with some coarse salt.

tinyurl.com/4usahhac

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 05:29 PM (OX9vb)

That really sounds delicious! I'm going to do a test recipe, see how they do with the fam.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

355 A very good friend of mine, and retired Army officer and member of the Army's Military Intelligence Hall of Fame spent ages 6-11 in a camp in Holland. His liberation came when a Canadian tank crashed the gate. He still goes to work at Ft Lewis.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 06:04 PM (anj39)

356 Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 06:02 PM (Jzz++)

I used to drive out to Johnson's Oyster Farm on Saturday mornings, grab a couple of dozen of their oysters (sometimes the huge ones for grilling), and have a feast.

Do you remember the road out to them? It was paved in oyster shells!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:04 PM (XIJ/X)

357 I've never had it in something like looks like creme brulee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:04 PM (FZ2cV)

It was a first for me! But I am going to try it at home.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:05 PM (XIJ/X)

358 CBD, glad you enjoyed Normandy. We have spent time there and in Brittany over the years. WE stayed in a town named Cancale on the coast. They oysters there were a bit too salty for me.

Due to the tides they had a unique way of harvesting them, on foot with tractors:

https://tinyurl.com/bdcux3dz

Posted by: Javems at July 03, 2022 06:06 PM (AmoqO)

359 Posted by: skywch at July 03, 2022 05:51 PM (uqhmb)

Happy Birthday, and God bless you. So you could be the female version of the man in the song "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy......born on the 4th of July."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:06 PM (FZ2cV)

360 The best burgers I have ever had are from restaurants that nobody has ever heard of and which will not only not be forgotten by history but never even noted

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:01 PM (TyXok)

The worst burger I ever had was at an Asian-owned, but stereotypical decorated and themed American burger joint. It was inedible. Same deal at a local, ordinarily-destination good Cheesesteak place that was bought out by an Asian couple. One bite and straight into the trash.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:06 PM (nByzo)

361 Oysters!
Shuck 'em
Suck 'em
Eat'em raw!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2022 06:07 PM (anj39)

362
The worst burger I ever had was at an Asian-owned, but stereotypical decorated and themed American burger joint. It was inedible. Same deal at a local, ordinarily-destination good Cheesesteak place that was bought out by an Asian couple. One bite and straight into the trash.


This is entirely believeable

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:07 PM (TyXok)

363 Beautiful pictures cbd!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 06:07 PM (K0jo2)

364 https://tinyurl.com/jrexnabc
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Pretty good one

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:08 PM (2JoB8)

365 Thanks Fen! Yep, that's me. But a little bittersweet, these days.

Posted by: skywch at July 03, 2022 06:08 PM (uqhmb)

366 I would love to try a variety of butters.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 06:08 PM (K0jo2)

367 The best burgers I have ever had are from restaurants that nobody has ever heard of and which will not only not be forgotten by history but never even noted
Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:01 PM (TyXok)

The interesting thing about American food is, the more you're an expert at cooking international food or suggest you are, the worse you are at American food. The more you understand America, love it and have lived it, locally - the better you are at it. That's why "Blue Smoke" in NYC usually disappoints, but 'Cletis' Authentic Tennessee Q!' just off of the Smokey Mountain Hwy in a cinderblock smoke house is the greatest shit you ever put in your mouth.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 06:08 PM (+Cgut)

368 Wonderful news about setting the date. As a special gift you can have all the okra that might come my way. I have tried various recipes for the stuff but it is one of the very few veggies I just don't like.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2022 05:33 PM (7EjX1)

A very kind offer, but we've got roughly 250 ft of okra plants in the garden, wanting to grow up and be in my wedding.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:08 PM (Mzdiz)

369 My wife upbraided me recently.
I bought some bread (we were out), brand name, whole wheat (naturally). The slices were big for making big sandwiches. She brought the loaf to me and exclaimed
"110 CALORIES PER SLICE! R U F K M??? I BUY THE ONES THAT ARE 60 CALORIES PER SLICE!!!"
I suggested she cut them in half.
Then the fight started...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 06:09 PM (jTmQV)

370 It was a first for me! But I am going to try it at home.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:05 PM (XIJ/X)

Good luck and tell us how it goes.As long as you warn people in advance. My sister never liked jellied consomme (?) because she said she was expecting red jello and of course it was beefy and salty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:09 PM (FZ2cV)

371 you can also hollow out those red potatoes and put in a little blue cheese or gorgonzola. With Chives or Basil. Pretty Tasty.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 03, 2022 05:35 PM (Jzz++)

I'm not a fan of stinky cheese. Maybe I could train myself, but there's just no point.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:10 PM (Mzdiz)

372 My wife upbraided me recently.
I bought some bread (we were out), brand name, whole wheat (naturally). The slices were big for making big sandwiches. She brought the loaf to me and exclaimed
"110 CALORIES PER SLICE! R U F K M??? I BUY THE ONES THAT ARE 60 CALORIES PER SLICE!!!"
I suggested she cut them in half.
Then the fight started...
Posted by: g



In fairness, womenp

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:10 PM (TyXok)

373 Kumamoto oysters... Are those the ones that have a sort of cucumber after taste?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2022 06:10 PM (CzRZX)

374 Normandy is the home of Camembert. That's enough to draw me there.

Posted by: Javems at July 03, 2022 06:11 PM (AmoqO)

375 No word on the shooter in Denmark other than he is 22 and Danish. Danish what? I smell terrorism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2022 06:11 PM (Irn0L)

376 Posted by: skywch at July 03, 2022 06:08 PM (uqhmb)

Yes, of course it must be, but if you haven't already done so, read the link in the side bar about the Founders. and the Declration It's very good and you're feel good about sharing a celebratory date with them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:12 PM (FZ2cV)

377 That woman has five sisters. Don't you think she could have given some of them to her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:00 PM (FZ2cV)

Haha, every one of those sisters probably said don't you dare give me all of those cookies!

I would be the sister that says let me have them!

Posted by: April--Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 06:13 PM (OX9vb)

378 The brioche buns, for a gag of 6 are now $8

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:13 PM (TyXok)

379 Who is typing my comments? Have the never heard of proofreading

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:14 PM (TyXok)

380 So our organist has some gastronomic condition where she can't eat salads, so couldn't have a hoagie with tomatoes and lettuce. I made her a grilled cheese sandwich in our George Forman grill. She was very kind to thank me, but really, how can you mess up a grilled cheese sandwich?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:15 PM (FZ2cV)

381 Kumamoto oysters... Are those the ones that have a sort of cucumber after taste?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2022 06:10 PM (CzRZX)

I have never heard them described that way. More of a sweet, yet mild, metallic taste. More than you ever wanted to know.

https://tinyurl.com/zt78rb27

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:16 PM (nByzo)

382 I would be the sister that says let me have them!
Posted by: April--Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 06:13 PM (OX9vb

If you were closer I would give them to you, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:16 PM (FZ2cV)

383 Nice!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 05:40 PM (KS7f3)

My brother is hugely creative and is helping with the decor etc.

I wonder if I should hang the deer skull on the wall before the wedding...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:16 PM (Mzdiz)

384 378 The brioche buns, for a gag of 6 are now $8
Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:13 PM (TyXok)

No, I think gag is right - I'd be gagging over that price and leaving them in the store.

I bought myself salmon avocado sushi for lunch today b/c in the 2 years I've always skipped it, it has stayed the same price, so it's gone from overpriced to a bargain.

The price at the grocery where they make it in front of you - $4.99 today. I didn't even share!

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 06:16 PM (exHjb)

385
I'm not a fan of stinky cheese. Maybe I could train myself, but there's just no point.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:10 PM (Mzdiz)

When I was young I didn't like any stinky cheese either. I love it now. I love blue cheese with a little honey. I don't know if it's an acquired taste or not.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:17 PM (oeVy+)

386 74
I was lucky enough to take a trip to Yorkshire some years ago with friends, and we were all amazed that the Yorkish accent was much easier and more familiar to American ears than the more well known London accent is. It sounded like some Northern US accent that you couldn't quite place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2022 04:21 PM (r46W7)
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I'm surprised as Yorkshire and Lancashire accents are quite thick, slow too. Yes the London Cockney is almost a foreign language. Now you should hear mine, which BTW everyone loves, as it is a mix of mainly South African English and Kenyan English and now some undetermined American.

Posted by: Ciampino - La Weekend is not acceptable to French purists at July 03, 2022 06:17 PM (qfLjt)

387 CBD, excellent presentation. I'm doing a Homer Simpson pork chop drool.

Time to go and get ready for dinner. We're doing the same thing(s) as gourmand du jour: burgers and corn on the cob.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)

388
No, I think gag is right - I'd be gagging over that price and leaving them in the store.

I bought myself salmon avocado sushi for lunch today b/c in the 2 years I've always skipped it, it has stayed the same price, so it's gone from overpriced to a bargain.

The price at the grocery where they make it in front of you - $4.99 today. I didn't even share!




Nice

Posted by: Y5 at July 03, 2022 06:18 PM (TyXok)

389 Ate Blue part out of a piece of blue cheese, almost died it was that bad.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:18 PM (2JoB8)

390 If you pull the trigger and move, let me know. I will fly there (I will piggyback it with a trip to Spokane (a good friend in Post Falls ID)) and help you schlep your stuff up the stairs.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 03, 2022 05:41 PM (lKAqb)

I've never heard anyone volunteer to help move.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:19 PM (Mzdiz)

391 gourmand, that's hilarious!

I cut just about everything in half, because, as you noted, half the calories. Mr. April laughs.

Posted by: April--Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2022 06:20 PM (OX9vb)

392 I've never heard anyone volunteer to help move.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:19 PM (Mzdiz)

It's pretty common among military and ex-military people.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:20 PM (nByzo)

393 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:16 PM (nByzo)

Well. That escalated pretty quickly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2022 06:20 PM (CzRZX)

394 fancy for me is buying real tomato ketchup

nothing but the best

Posted by: DB at July 03, 2022 06:22 PM (geLO8)

395 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:16 PM (nByzo)

Well. That escalated pretty quickly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2022 06:20 PM (CzRZX)

Yeah. You mentioned cucumber, and I thought it may be some sort of thing like cilantro tasting like soap. Seems that the cucumber taste has some basis in fact, although that is not my primary recollection.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:25 PM (nByzo)

396 And don't think that you are off the hook with maple syrup and French Toast: I'm watching you...all of you! And I am watching you perverts who shake Manhattans and keeping a list for the Burning Times.

Apparently our hopes that le frogs would mellow CBD out have turned to merde. Ce la vie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2022 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

397 burgers and corn on the cob.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)

I'm jealous...we haven't had good corn yet this year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:28 PM (XIJ/X)

398 She was very kind to thank me, but really, how can you mess up a grilled cheese sandwich?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:15 PM (FZ2cV)
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I burned one for my husband the other day. I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden thought uh oh, I don't remember taking that grilled cheese sandwich to him. So I went on the kitchen and realized that was because it was still on the cooktop, on the first side.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aeePL)

399 I've never heard anyone volunteer to help move.


The closest thing I ever heard was a bumper sticker that said, yes, this is my truck and no, I won't help you move

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 03, 2022 06:29 PM (K0jo2)

400 My favorite burger has always been a cheeseburger with fries and a milkshake in the smallest mom and pop town we'd pass through when traveling. Couple of tables and a bar with round stools. Coffee even tastes better.

Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 06:29 PM (+ya+t)

401 375. Maybe. I think Europe will snap soon over the green bullshit. Deliberately cutting back farm and ranch production scares them as much as it scares us. But they're flinging poo at the pols way ahead of us

Posted by: CN at July 03, 2022 06:30 PM (ONvIw)

402 All right folks...off to prep dinner.

I'll observe from afar, but will be unable to mock those of you who insist on eating perfectly good French Toast with...shudder...maple syrup!

Thanks for reading and commenting!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:30 PM (XIJ/X)

403 Best burger I ever had more than once was at Mary Ann's, a Greek owned burger joint , like you saw on SNL , in Lake Charles , LA .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 06:30 PM (WMdrL)

404 Miley, recipe sent.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 06:30 PM (qdW1I)

405 I burned one for my husband the other day. I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden thought uh oh, I don't remember taking that grilled cheese sandwich to him. So I went on the kitchen and realized that was because it was still on the cooktop, on the first side.
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aeePL)
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Kind of take you back to your days cooking on an iron in SuperMax?

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 06:31 PM (0IeYL)

406 Kind of take you back to your days cooking on an iron in SuperMax?
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 06:31 PM (0IeYL)
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Exactly! Hello, Weasel!

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:33 PM (aeePL)

407 Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:33 PM (aeePL)
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Howdy!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 06:34 PM (0IeYL)

408
I wonder if I should hang the deer skull on the wall before the wedding...
Posted by: Miley

Well, duh... of course!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 06:34 PM (KS7f3)

409 Howdy!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 06:34 PM (0IeYL)

Hey Weasel - happy fourth!

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 06:35 PM (+Cgut)

410 Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 06:35 PM (+Cgut)
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Thanks Boswell, Happy Fourth of July to you too!

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 06:36 PM (0IeYL)

411 I burned one for my husband the other day

i sometimes get distracted and have something left in the George Forman grill and so he gets a really well done burger or a piece of white toast that looks like it had been lying out in the sun for a month on a beach in Saint Tropez.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:36 PM (FZ2cV)

412 400 My favorite burger has always been a cheeseburger with fries and a milkshake in the smallest mom and pop town we'd pass through when traveling. Couple of tables and a bar with round stools. Coffee even tastes better.
Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 06:29 PM

My favorite burger is from Sides and Hardware in Los olivos. It's a bacon burger with carmelized shallots and sharp white cheddar on a homemade brioche bun. I eat the second half for lunch the next day. There blue cheese burger is really good too, they use point Reyes blue cheese.
I'm really hungry right now and just thinking about those burgers makes my stomach growl.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:36 PM (oeVy+)

413 Glad I'm not the only one, Fen! How is your recovery coming along?

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:37 PM (aeePL)

414 175 If someone tried to speak to me in really bad Italian I would dissuade them immediately.
Posted by: Ciampino - is there a pidgin version of pigeon? at July 03, 2022 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

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Donde est il Spaghettios?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)
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For laughs I would hand you a can of Chef Boyardee Spaghettios.

Posted by: Ciampino - Jimmy John's baguettes are excellent at July 03, 2022 06:38 PM (qfLjt)

415 I'm really hungry right now and just thinking about those burgers makes my stomach growl.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:36 PM (oeVy+)

You know a good burger when you can refridge half and the next day its just as good, right?

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 06:38 PM (+Cgut)

416 Kiser's in Gresham Texas is a pretty good burger.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2022 06:38 PM (0OP+5)

417 Also, if you're the bride and you only have to feed 20, do you want to do anything, or do you want to place a small catering order at a restaurant or grocery that does everything for you...or even a personal caterer. You give them the menu, and they just do it and deliver it.

If it were me, the disaster of my wedding morning (thanks to my sis) made me glad I wasn't actually lifting a finger for my wedding or reception that day.

Posted by: Nova local at July 03, 2022 06:03 PM (exHjb)

I may do some myself and get some things already prepared. Still in the process of envisioning the whole thing on my 5 x 5 kitchen island. I definitely want to minimize stress, but since I'm a feeder, I need to make that part of of my wedding day.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:39 PM (Mzdiz)

418 I'm jealous...we haven't had good corn yet this year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2022 06:28 PM (XIJ/X)


Back for a moment. We really haven't yet either. But this stuff at least visually looks excellent whereas the previous stuff, not so much.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 03, 2022 06:39 PM (ZSK0i)

419 Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:37 PM (aeePL)

This is the second week where I haven't had to sit down (because of fatigue or pain for parts of the service where I don't usually sit down, so that's a good thing! Tx for asking!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:40 PM (FZ2cV)

420 You can never go wrong getting a burger from a Bowling Alley.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 06:40 PM (WMdrL)

421 415 I'm really hungry right now and just thinking about those burgers makes my stomach growl.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:36 PM (oeVy+)

You know a good burger when you can refridge half and the next day its just as good, right?
Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2022 06:38 PM (+Cgut)

I never really thought about it. I have another favorite burger/sliders.
Santa ynez kitchen makes truffle sliders and I eat one the next day and yes, it's still really good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:41 PM (oeVy+)

422 380 ... "but really, how can you mess up a grilled cheese sandwich?"

Fen,
You haven't seen some of my cooking attempts. Proof that God loves you.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2022 06:42 PM (7EjX1)

423 Anyone wondering how many nails you can balance on one nail?

https://bit.ly/3OES5VW

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 03, 2022 06:42 PM (Do5/p)

424 Love a good burger. Cooking some tonight. I like mine simple, cheese, mayo, onion, tomato and avocado slices. Just kidding on the avocado.

Posted by: Javems at July 03, 2022 06:43 PM (AmoqO)

425 420 You can never go wrong getting a burger from a Bowling Alley.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 03, 2022 06:40 PM (WMdrL)

You are so right.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:44 PM (oeVy+)

426 Thank you for the thread CBD (even if you're eating).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2022 06:44 PM (KS7f3)

427 Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2022 06:42 PM (7EjX1)

I've had my share of culinary disasters and I think God is not in heaven wearing some big chef hat while having folded arms and saying "Sacre Blue!" You call that a fluffy omelet?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:45 PM (FZ2cV)

428 360
The worst burger I ever had was at an Asian-owned, but stereotypical decorated and themed American burger joint. It was inedible. Same deal at a local, ordinarily-destination good Cheesesteak place that was bought out by an Asian couple. One bite and straight into the trash.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 03, 2022 06:06 PM (nByzo)
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Did they have any Indian foods? Samosas - like pizza, even meh ones are okay. Good ones are to kill for.

Posted by: Ciampino - Col. Bloodnock liked curry with gunpowder sauce at July 03, 2022 06:45 PM (qfLjt)

429 Burgers at home are the best
Carmelized onion ,smoked Havarti and mushroom
Gorgonzola /Basil

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 06:46 PM (qdW1I)

430 Best burgers are those served after midnight.

Posted by: Javems at July 03, 2022 06:46 PM (AmoqO)

431
Time to go and get ready for dinner. We're doing the same thing(s) as gourmand du jour: burgers and corn on the cob.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)

That sounds so good, I love corn on the cob.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2022 06:47 PM (oeVy+)

432 CBD had store bought corn here a few weeks ago and was real good.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:47 PM (2JoB8)

433 So glad you are healing, Fen.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:47 PM (aeePL)

434 I have forgotten about hard boiled eggs and left them so long that the water disappeared, there was a sulphur smell and the inside of the egg was greenish, (ewww) but I don't think God was saying, "Sulphur, huh? Maybe you'll like the place where you smell that all the time. "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:48 PM (FZ2cV)

435 433 So glad you are healing, Fen.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:47 PM (aeePL)

Same here Fen. Good to catch them early.

Posted by: Javems at July 03, 2022 06:49 PM (AmoqO)

436 Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:47 PM (aeePL)

Thanks, dear, and thx for the prayers. All of the prayers have meant so much to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2022 06:49 PM (FZ2cV)

437 I had Texas BBQ in Toronto, Canada. You can pretty much imagine what it was like

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2022 06:50 PM (YynYJ)

438 An aside, in the biden economy everybody will get lima beans, like it or not.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 06:50 PM (qdW1I)

439 Won't get any corn here for a few more weeks. I'm picky, Olathe Sweet Corn.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 06:50 PM (r2IDy)

440 The only Italian words I know are related to music.
Adagio, allegro, andante, con forza, pianissimo, a la marcia, allegro ma non troppo, and
"Basta! Smettila! Sei licenziato!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 06:50 PM (jTmQV)

441 Won't get any corn here for a few more weeks. I'm picky, Olathe Sweet Corn.

Posted by: Infidel at July 03, 2022 06:50 PM (r2IDy)

We don't have ours yet, either. But we've got 3 or 4 plantings, so hopefully it will last for awhile.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:51 PM (Mzdiz)

442 Miley,

We had a friend do pizzas for our reception. He had a portable wood oven that he brought. I think you had five choices of toppings. It was great and I didn't have to cook. Sheet cake from Safeway after.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2022 06:51 PM (YynYJ)

443 Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 06:50 PM (jTmQV)
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Does "con forza" mean with forza?

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2022 06:52 PM (0IeYL)

444 If someone tried to speak to me in really bad Italian I would dissuade them immediately.
Posted by: Ciampino - is there a pidgin version of pigeon? at July 03, 2022 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

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Donde est il Spaghettios?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)
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For laughs I would hand you a can of Chef Boyardee Spaghettios.
Posted by: Ciampino - Jimmy John's baguettes are excellent at July 03, 2022 06:38 PM


* notes fact that you had them at hand to hand. *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2022 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

445 Thanks for the buffet suggestions and well-wishing, dear Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 03, 2022 06:53 PM (Mzdiz)

446 Con forza = with strength or with confidence.
if coming from an orchestra conductor:
domani muori = "Tomorrow you die!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2022 06:53 PM (jTmQV)

447 Blueberry waffles for dinner. Now bring on the bang bangs.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2022 06:54 PM (sn5EN)

448 Hogg boy should join us here one afternoon -- he'd be surprised so many men can cook.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2022 06:54 PM (a3Q+t)

449 Clyde neat

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:54 PM (2JoB8)

450 Blueberry pancakes for breakfast tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:55 PM (2JoB8)

451 Fairs use to get ice cream in 2 waffles

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:56 PM (2JoB8)

452 That stuff in a Reese's is not peanut butter.

Might be tolerable if it was.

Not a fan.

Posted by: Golfman at July 03, 2022 06:56 PM (hOMhY)

453 That's 3, time to get to work.



Wait, it's Sunday

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 06:56 PM (2JoB8)

454 Blueberry pie and strawberry shortcake for dessert tomorrow.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:57 PM (aeePL)

455 I recall reading an interesting story in the book series Traveller’s Tales. This was in the original Traveller’s Tales: France.

The author was an American living in the French countryside. She invited her new neighbors to an Independence Day bbq/picnic. The locals devoured everything as the French in general love to try new cuisines, just like us. The host wondered why few people touched the corn on the cob. She discreetly asked someone and he replied, “we feed that to our pigs”.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2022 06:58 PM (XmiNO)

456 Blueberry pie and strawberry shortcake for dessert tomorrow.
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2022 06:57 PM


Bluebell ice cream would be a perfect accoutrement.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2022 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

457 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2022 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

458 GUN THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2022 07:01 PM (2JoB8)

459 Skip, add some lemon zest to your blueberry pancakes. Enjoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2022 07:04 PM (qdW1I)

460 182
I agree with you - a good Texas BBQ place is going to be one of my top go-to places
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Back in 1974 I stopped at a place off the highway in Texas that advertised a 72 ounce steak. If you could theeat it with one bake potato and a small bred roll then it was on the house. The waitresses had menus in hip holsters. Anyone know of it? I don't remember the road but we were coming from CA and via the Grand Canyon. I think we went north then into OK, MO (St. Louis), probably passed close to where I am now in IL, on our way back to Cambridge MA.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's a small world after all at July 03, 2022 07:04 PM (qfLjt)

461 Reese’s is the Halloween one seed. The French are big on Halloween. Well last time I checked it was was a big deal.

The Hersheys Reese’s story is pretty interesting history. It is funny that the dominant candies in North America came out of the same town in PA.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2022 07:05 PM (XmiNO)

462 I have forgotten about hard boiled eggs and left them so long that the water disappeared,
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My buddy's wife did that and they went to the bar. Fire dept. found them after they blasted their house open. He paid big for smoke damage.

Posted by: dartist at July 03, 2022 07:08 PM (+ya+t)

463 Congratulations, Miley!

Has anyone mentioned vitello tonnato for your buffet? So, so good and can all be done a day in advance. There's no good veal to be had in Bozeman and I miss it.

Posted by: Wenda at July 03, 2022 07:08 PM (gPRZb)

464 Lima beans are a mystery. Pinto beans, red beans, white navy beans, black beans... all tasty.

Was there some sort of Puritanical selective breeding program to produce versions of normal foods that taste horrible?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2022 07:12 PM (bW8dp)

465 Tried an aged tequila yesterday...anejo...barrell aged 3yrs, I didn't know there was such a thing...not bad...for tequila.

Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2022 07:25 PM (AwYPR)

466 I like ducks. Stop eating them.

Posted by: SamIam at July 03, 2022 09:34 PM (oasF3)

467 test

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 03, 2022 09:55 PM (vSlVn)

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