Pork and Beans Cafe

A non-explosive demolition of a building -- just tearing it down bit by bit with cranes and manpower. It's not as much fun as explosives, to be honest.

When the meerkats accept you.

Ibix crossing.

I'm just going to sit right here if you don't mind.

A cute story for National Best Friends Day.

Van Damme vs. Chuck Norris. It's really no contest.

From Robert, in last night's Cafe: Fishing competition.

Kid sets a new Guinness world record by solving three Rubik's cubes while simultaneously juggling them. Over the next 30 years he'll be setting another Guinness World Record, for Loneliest Virgin Masturbator.

Dog discovers he can manipulate sound-activated lights. This will end poorly.

Up purr-iscope.

Cats like playing with boxes. Including lions.

Rescuing a beached whale. A killer whale.

The successful ambush was led by Sgt. Meow. pic.twitter.com/8ZoH7SGJEP
— Scott Troehler (@Scott217) June 9, 2022

A subsequent tweet says that the guy loaded all eighteen stray kittens into his van.

pic.twitter.com/iQSV6hCIo1
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 9, 2022

pic.twitter.com/nHNpjrdf7s
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) May 8, 2022

The cutest lizard I've ever seen.. like a cartoon! 😂😂

pic.twitter.com/dXAOuLzcWj
— Figen (@TheFigen) June 7, 2022

I didn't know seals had nationalities. This one's clearly German. pic.twitter.com/Wrt6XABfv8
— Helen Dale (not on your team, but always fair) (@_HelenDale) June 8, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM

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1 Cute pupper

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 07:10 PM (u73oe)

2 PUPPEH!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 07:10 PM (wZUnB)

3 Fortuitous timing. I'll call em.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 07:11 PM (u73oe)

4 Watching videos

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2022 07:11 PM (2JoB8)

5 Could have been first

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2022 07:11 PM (2JoB8)

6 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 07:11 PM (u73oe)

7 That hedgehog sexually assaulted me.

Posted by: Felicia Somnez at June 09, 2022 07:12 PM (AkbRF)

8 What a sweet puppy.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 07:13 PM (c8pZY)

9 Dog discovers he can manipulate sound-activated lights. This will end poorly.

we had a dog who figured out how to honk the horn in the vista cruiser. it was impossible to leave him in the car after that.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 09, 2022 07:13 PM (oY6Yp)

10 I feel like the crane video needs audio of someone going "nom nom nom nom" while it eats the building.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 07:14 PM (t/4Zp)

11 Bacon seed.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 07:14 PM (c8pZY)

12 Doug, from the movie Up makes an appearance on the blog.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 07:14 PM (UgAdJ)

13 Over the next 30 years he'll be setting another Guinness World Record, for Loneliest Virgin Masturbator.
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I want to piggyback on this so bad - and I'm sure people will - but we will only be drafting in ace's Mach 3 wake.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 07:15 PM (dscaa)

14 I'll bet Figen ovulates every time that lizard licks it's eyeball.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 07:15 PM (c8pZY)

15 My grandson just solved a Rubik's Cube after about 30 seconds.
Lil bastard.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2022 07:16 PM (anj39)

16 Over the next 30 years he'll be setting another Guinness World Record, for Loneliest Virgin Masturbator.
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Seriously that's practically a Norm - and that may be the highest comedy compliment I can give.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 07:16 PM (dscaa)

17 Zero content comment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2022 07:17 PM (F0YaR)

18 Sgt. Meow's ambush. Man, is that a bad day or what?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2022 07:17 PM (ppBhU)

19 Bullshit on the cube, or take him to a cabin far away and isolate him from the madness

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 09, 2022 07:18 PM (oWBc3)

20 So WTF with the kitten gang? Are they out there roaming the woods, alone, ambushing passers by? Sort of a kitten insurgency?

More likely some idiot dumped a huge litter (or two?) out in the forest?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:20 PM (OTzUX)

21 Ha ha pork and beans.

Posted by: Stansfield at June 09, 2022 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

22 I've done that fishing thing and caught both.
An order of magnitude smaller with walleye and pike.

Posted by: DaveA at June 09, 2022 07:21 PM (FhXTo)

23 Seeing these cute animals is such a palette cleanser after the scum humans we've read about today.

The guy that rescued the 18 kittens should keep them and start an Instagram account. He'd never have to work again. But, get those cats fixed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:22 PM (DcKNO)

24 Chuck Norris rocks!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2022 07:22 PM (anj39)

25 Heh, I never knew the geico gecko was fairly true to gecko characteristics.

I couldn't figure out Rubiks cubes. I wanted to, but my brain just couldn't grok it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2022 07:22 PM (3cGpq)

26 There may be about 1 millionth of a pig in pork and beans.

Its most likely kosher!'

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2022 07:22 PM (yrol0)

27 frank and beans

frank and beans

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2022 07:23 PM (yrol0)

28 then 18 kittens were just like velociraptors. one to get your attention while the rest attack and eat ya.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 07:23 PM (UgAdJ)

29 The interesting thing about that rubic cube kid is he was only solving with his left hand. Both hands to juggle of course but the right hand would never implement a solution step and a cube would have to pass through the left for every solution step. He could actually be twice as fast but maybe solving with both hands is really hard.

My solution when I was a kid was to move the stickers.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 07:24 PM (t/4Zp)

30 I remember when that Norris video came out and was linked here.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2022 07:24 PM (3cGpq)

31 People who drop off kittens and puppies in the woods when you can easily bring them to humane societies are garbage people.

I don't want to hear excuses for them. No, I'm not comparing them to Nazis or abortionists but it's such a needlessly cruel thing to do. Much like all the other needlessly cruel things people do.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:25 PM (DcKNO)

32 > More likely some idiot dumped a huge litter (or two?) out in the forest?

I've been shocked more than once in life by how callous people are about dumping or outright killing kittens or puppies or whatever.

More than a handful of times I've heard someone talk about looking for people to adopt their puppies or kittens and someone will nonchalantly say, "I usually just drown them."

Dude. What the fuck is wrong with you that you can't put up a post on Facebook or Craig's list instead of doing THAT? Worse, telling someone that's what they should do INSTEAD of looking for people to adopt them.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2022 07:25 PM (eyxn4)

33 Awww cute puppy!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2022 07:25 PM (nxdel)

34 By the way, I saw a follow-up on the kittens; he had all 18 in the back of his van. So, I'm going to assume he didn't leave them, they were obviously hungry. Good for him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:26 PM (DcKNO)

35 You won't believe what we're seeing as far as rescues for Shep's. Druggies getting arrested and the dogs taken and put in shelters. Our shelters are at capacity here in the KC area.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2022 07:28 PM (nxdel)

36 Cuteness overload.
I got teh diabeetus from it all!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 09, 2022 07:28 PM (jTmQV)

37 Chuck Norris then climbed across the wing and into the cockpit of the plane on his right, taking the controls because both pilot and copilot suffered heart attacks. He flew the plane to a safe landing, with the 10 people still resting comfortably on his hat, because he ripped a big-enough hole into the cockpit with one hand so that the 10 could remain safely balanced while he sat in the pilot's seat.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at June 09, 2022 07:28 PM (AMIL/)

38 OPT is a 12-month, temporary employment program that foreign college students can participate in either pre- or post-graduation. There is a 24-month extension for foreign students who completed a Science, Technology, Engineering, or Mathematics (STEM) degree that brings the visa duration to 3 years. Additionally, if an OPT participant is waiting on a decision to be made on an H-1B visa, they can stay for another 6 months.

Our Big Govt hates your kids!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2022 07:28 PM (yrol0)

39
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 09, 2022 07:28 PM (ENBF0)

40 Do you think the other killer whales make fun of the ones that end up on the beach?

Dude? What are you, stupid? 70% of the planet is ocean and you manage to beach yourself? How far up did you get before you realized when you wiggle your tail you're hitting the ground? Was it when your eyeballs were exposed?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2022 07:30 PM (eyxn4)

41 More likely some idiot dumped a huge litter (or two?) out in the forest?

I've been shocked more than once in life by how callous people are about dumping or outright killing kittens or puppies or whatever.

More than a handful of times I've heard someone talk about looking for people to adopt their puppies or kittens and someone will nonchalantly say, "I usually just drown them."

Dude. What the fuck is wrong with you that you can't put up a post on Facebook or Craig's list instead of doing THAT? Worse, telling someone that's what they should do INSTEAD of looking for people to adopt them.
Posted by: bonhomme

Move to the country. No telling what will show up when times get bad. In-laws have had a couple of horses dumped, dogs, cats, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 07:30 PM (c8pZY)

42 Orcas are the coolest.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

43 That OPT program started back during Barky's reign didn't it?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2022 07:31 PM (3cGpq)

44 Seal is a riot

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

45 43 That OPT program started back during Barky's reign didn't it?
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2022 07:31 PM (3cGpq)

worse BUSH

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2022 07:32 PM (yrol0)

46 By the way, I saw a follow-up on the kittens; he had all 18 in the back of his van. So, I'm going to assume he didn't leave them, they were obviously hungry. Good for him.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:26 PM (DcKNO)
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And: they were weaned.

And: they knew and liked people.

Asshole.

My two kittens are sleeping at the top of the cat tree, blissfully unaware of people who do these things.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2022 07:33 PM (aaGzp)

47 don't want to hear excuses for them. No, I'm not comparing them to Nazis or abortionists but it's such a needlessly cruel thing to do. Much like all the other needlessly cruel things people do.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:25 PM (DcKNO)

They probably would have made good Nazis if they lived during that time.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 09, 2022 07:33 PM (85Pr6)

48 Its official – Pfizers fully approved and experimental mRNA vaccine, dubbed Comirnaty, was nothing more than a head-fake.

Earlier this week, the notorious experimental vaccine maker quietly submitted an update to the CDC, admitting that its originally licensed Comirnaty vaccine will never be distributed for use.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (yrol0)

49 Oh OPT is one of the many American-labor-hostile programs that is untouchable, since the GOP fanatically supports it.

But I'm fairly serene that a big win this fall will see the GOP doing a 180 on their dogged endless support for infinite labor importation/domestic labor substitution. Or something. Go Red Wave!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

50 DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (xPl2J)

51 My parrot discovered she could manipulate my iPad screen with her beak. The only thing she uses that skill for is interfering with my reading so I will pay proper attention to her.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (2hil/)

52 I probably wouldn't have moved when the seal came up because I'm used to dogs just piling up on me thinking that's ok. Maybe the seal would bite though.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (t/4Zp)

53 And: they were weaned.

And: they knew and liked people.

Asshole.

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Yes, good point.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:35 PM (DcKNO)

54 50 DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (xPl2J)

Ive got an idea for a new flavor!

Posted by: M and M exec at June 09, 2022 07:35 PM (yrol0)

55 The two workers are going to get fired for blackface after they get out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2022 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

56 found a bunch of my olde Heavy Metal magazines. reading October 1983 vol vii, no. 7. the edition with episode 1 of ranxerox.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 07:36 PM (UgAdJ)

57 Seals will bite, plus that one probably weighed about 175+ pounds. And they stink (of course).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:36 PM (OTzUX)

58 Chuck Norris was hiking and crossed paths with a Grizzly . The Grizzly played dead.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 09, 2022 07:36 PM (85Pr6)

59 Fuzzy memory but it seems like after Barky was elected I heard Rush talking about something like OPT. Not only do the foreign students get to stay and work but the companies don't have to give Uncle Sam the 7.5% of salary for FISA/SS cuz they aren't citizens so cheaper for companies to hire the alien students or recent grads.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2022 07:37 PM (3cGpq)

60 To be fair, many animal shelters have kill rates of 95%+. Is giving them a chance in the wild really a more horrible fate?

Saw an article a couple of days ago that said the shelters are rapidly filling up, as people cannot afford food, gas, AND pets. Guess which one isn't absolutely essential?

*yeah, I know, some will disagree vehemently with this *

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2022 07:37 PM (F0YaR)

61 Splunge, what variety of parrot?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2022 07:37 PM (cdwPY)

62 DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (xPl2J)

Oompah Loompahs to the rescue.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 09, 2022 07:37 PM (85Pr6)

63 >>>the edition with episode 1 of ranxerox.

i've heard that name but i have no idea who ranxerox is.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2022 07:38 PM (AkbRF)

64 Good points about the kittehs. They obviously knew/liked humans.

bonhomme, I've never heard anyone say anything like that (about killing puppehs/kittehs). That's kind of wild. In 1934, might have semi-understood it. But now?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:38 PM (OTzUX)

65 There is some highway in AZ ( I think) that is notorious for people dropping off unwanted puppies. Not trying to make this racial but I got the impression it was done by Latinos. I don't know. Anyway, I've seen a lot of videos wherein people go looking for puppies that inevitably end up there.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:38 PM (DcKNO)

66 In 1934, might have semi-understood it. But now?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:38 PM (OTzUX)

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Agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2022 07:39 PM (DcKNO)

67 Yes, because they aren't able to survive in the wild. They will get eaten or maybe used for bait animals. In areas with nasty grass seed, they will lose vision or hearing when the seeds get in and cause infections. Used to see a lot of that in the Turlock area, when I lived there. They will die at either place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 07:39 PM (5HBd1)

68 50 DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (xPl2J)

This was a story meant for 2020.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 07:39 PM (DdGkH)

69 For those who have had Covid, is having very sensitive skin a symptom? Feels like my skin has been rubbed raw when it comes into contact with my clothing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 09, 2022 07:40 PM (85Pr6)

70 Don't know anything about shelters, so GnuBreed may have a point. Sad. Then again that spay programs/propaganda that has been abundant for years is at least an attempt to reduce this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

71 >>Saw an article a couple of days ago that said the shelters are rapidly filling up, as people cannot afford food, gas, AND pets. Guess which one isn't absolutely essential?

I'd sell my house before I gave away my dog. Might be irrational but he's my family and I wouldn't give away my family.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)

72 DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out

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on purpose ??

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

73 A plethora of kittens took over 'two guys and a van'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2022 07:42 PM (0OP+5)

74 That's why I've spent so much of my life living in travel trailers. I never wanted someone to tell me I had to get rid of my animals.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 07:43 PM (5HBd1)

75 One of the greatest experiences in my life was holding a meerkat in my arms in South Africa.

It was at a rescue facility outside Cape Town, for cheetahs.

The meerkat was a rescue from an illegal owner, and it's name was Sebastian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 09, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

76 off

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2022 07:44 PM (yrol0)

77 I humanely trap feral cats and turn them over to my SPCA, which has a no kill policy.
Some I have kept. Paid for their vet bills, spaying, etc.
It's called a Havahart trap. It's just a cage where the door closes behind you. Nothing gets hurt.
I get the occasional raccoon or skunk.
Those have to be released by law.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 09, 2022 07:44 PM (jTmQV)

78 Willowed from last thread:

NYTimes reporting appears to prove what I theorized about Uvalde. The fucking Police Chief was more worried about his guys than the lives of children, so he called it a barricaded subject instead of an active shooter situation to arrive at his preferred tactical stance.

From the article:
"We think there are some injuries in there," the man believed to be Chief Arredondo said several minutes before the breach, according to the transcript. "And so you know what we did, we cleared off the rest of the building so we wouldn't have any more, besides what's already in there, obviously."

Also from the article:
"People are going to ask why we're taking so long," a man who investigators believe to be Chief Arredondo could be heard saying, according to a transcript of officers' body camera footage. "We're trying to preserve the rest of the life."

https://nyti.ms/39kt7vI

The cowardly, evil fuck convinced himself he was "preserving life" by waiting for shields and other equipment while kids and teachers were bleeding out.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2022 07:44 PM (eyxn4)

79 I’ve told my wife that there are two things that always cheer me up — puppies and boobs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 09, 2022 07:44 PM (rzOL9)

80 Jack, Jack, Jack...I'm here

#bestofthree

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 07:45 PM (BgMrQ)

81 For those who have had Covid, is having very sensitive skin a symptom?

Not for me but I had other strange lingering symptoms. It seems to do very odd things to people's bodies until cleaned out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 07:45 PM (KZzsI)

82 >>>the edition with episode 1 of ranxerox.

i've heard that name but i have no idea who ranxerox is.
Posted by: ace

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RanXerox

the artwork is top notch for what it was. good italian stuff.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 07:45 PM (UgAdJ)

83 I'd sell my house before I gave away my dog. Might be irrational but he's my family and I wouldn't give away my family.

Same here. I'd starve before I let my dog starve. He's my buddy, my baby and I'd never let anything happen to him. Okay.. technically he's my grandpup but that's a small tiny matter. Still love him to the moon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2022 07:46 PM (nxdel)

84 Saw an article a couple of days ago that said the shelters are rapidly filling up, as people cannot afford food, gas, AND pets. Guess which one isn't absolutely essential?

Yeah I know its hard to imagine when you have a special buddy but pets really are the one that has to go off that list first. Gas after that, I suppose; you can walk or take a bus, bicycle etc. Shelter; you can theoretically camp out or stay at a shelter. Then food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

85 Seems like everything was a symptom, or side effect of covid back the the FNM was scare mongering with it to sink Trump.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2022 07:47 PM (3cGpq)

86 i've heard that name but i have no idea who ranxerox is

Extremely well illustrated, odd story from Europe that Heavy Metal ran for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

87 >>Jack, Jack, Jack...I'm here

I had faith in you.

Let's hope the boys respond tonight. Strome and Chytil are playing.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

88 Don't know anything about shelters, so GnuBreed may have a point. Sad. Then again that spay programs/propaganda that has been abundant for years is at least an attempt to reduce this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

It was a couple of decades ago, but I personally saw the 95% kill rate on the city's animal shelter chalkboard. And I've seen quite a few articles since then mentioning the same number.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2022 07:47 PM (F0YaR)

89 For those who have had Covid, is having very sensitive skin a symptom?

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I had very mild Covid, but lost my sense of taste and smell about a week later, and it lasted two weeks. And then I had absolute exhaustion that would hit at weird times, where I could barely function. That lasted for several weeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 09, 2022 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

90 Ace, may some innocent cube solver become merely a Lonely Virgin Masturbator, rather than the lonliest?

Posted by: LRob in TX at June 09, 2022 07:48 PM (KTPXo)

91 That guy that got ambushed by the kittens was on his way to a match...lololol!! He was asked what he normally takes to a match, he was like, 2 rifles, 2 scopes, ammo, etc, etc.... and 12 kittens.
Lololol!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:48 PM (UUBmN)

92 I used to buy a 50 pound sack of wheat. Cracked it up and cooked some of it. Added milk and some sort of oil to it to feed the dogs to get through hard times. Also fed it to the goats and chickens. You can use oatmeal to do the same. There are ways you can feed your dog and cat even if you don't have a lot of money.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 07:49 PM (5HBd1)

93 Reminds me of a certain TXMoMe.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:49 PM (UUBmN)

94 woah! this edition also has Tex Arkana episode 1 as well!

i got Smash the full Tex Arkana volume for her birthday several years ago.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 07:49 PM (UgAdJ)

95 Let's hope the boys respond tonight. Strome and Chytil are playing.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Having last line change will be the difference

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 07:50 PM (BgMrQ)

96 Don't worry. The government will protect you.

A Vermont yoga teacher suspected of murder is on the run somewhere in the United States after being "mistakenly released" from custody in Texas

https://bit.ly/3zugyII

Problem is, she's a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 09, 2022 07:50 PM (FVME7)

97 After covid I just had severe fatigue for weeks.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:50 PM (UUBmN)

98 I'd sell my house before I gave away my dog. Might be irrational but he's my family and I wouldn't give away my family.

Same here. I'd starve before I let my dog starve. He's my buddy, my baby and I'd never let anything happen to him. Okay.. technically he's my grandpup but that's a small tiny matter. Still love him to the moon.
Posted by: Jewells45

I've lived on one can of pinto beans a day before so my dogs could eat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 07:51 PM (c8pZY)

99 Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmmbbble!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

100 Natural gas plant on fire in Texas

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (0OP+5)

101 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

102 A Vermont yoga teacher suspected of murder is on the run somewhere in the United States after being "mistakenly released" from custody in Texas

https://bit.ly/3zugyII

Problem is, she's a one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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She killed a female competitive mountain biker who she thought was seeing her ex-boyfriend. So jealousy..

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (UUBmN)

103 > I humanely trap feral cats and turn them over to my SPCA, which has a no kill policy.

I've heard no kill shelters are very hard to place animals into.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2022 07:53 PM (eyxn4)

104 I would find a way to feed my pets. You are responsible for them.

My SIL fosters dumped kittens until they are old enough to be fixed and get their shots. They are then adopted out.

She has a whole set up for them.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)

105 61 Splunge, what variety of parrot?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2022 07:37 PM (cdwPY)

Senegal.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2022 07:53 PM (2hil/)

106 She killed a female competitive mountain biker who she thought was seeing her ex-boyfriend. So jealousy..
Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (UUBmN

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I hear the WAPO has an opening for a crazy lady.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

107 >>> found a bunch of my olde Heavy Metal magazines. reading October 1983 vol vii, no. 7. the edition with episode 1 of ranxerox.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 07:36 PM (UgAdJ)

Humble Bundle just ended a Heavy Metal bundle. One of the things included was RANX: the seven-chapter collection. I picked up the deal. It also had all the Taarna issues and a bunch more. All digital but really good copies.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 07:54 PM (t/4Zp)

108 Oh, That yoga teacher lived in Austin and that is where the murder happened.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:54 PM (UUBmN)

109 She killed a female competitive mountain biker who she thought was seeing her ex-boyfriend. So jealousy..
Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (UUBmN)
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Sounds like the ex-boyfriend dodged a bullet, there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2022 07:55 PM (aaGzp)

110 "I've heard no kill shelters are very hard to place animals into."

Not this one. It is very well funded, philanthropically.
The adoption center is nicer than some hospitals I've seen.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 09, 2022 07:55 PM (jTmQV)

111 96 Don't worry. The government will protect you.

A Vermont yoga teacher suspected of murder is on the run somewhere in the United States after being "mistakenly released" from custody in Texas

https://bit.ly/3zugyII

Problem is, she's a one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 09, 2022 07:50 PM (FVME7)

Oh great, there's going to be a trail of horny dead dudes stretched for hundreds of miles.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 09, 2022 07:56 PM (b2nrj)

112 used to buy a 50 pound sack of wheat. Cracked it up and cooked some of it. Added milk and some sort of oil to it to feed the dogs to get through hard times. Also fed it to the goats and chickens. You can use oatmeal to do the same. There are ways you can feed your dog and cat even if you don't have a lot of money.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 07:49 PM (5HBd1)

We used a lot of cooked oatmeal with our Husky and mixed it with canned salmon

Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2022 07:56 PM (AeMVC)

113 People giving pets away are pieces of shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 07:57 PM (DdGkH)

114 Sounds like the ex-boyfriend dodged a bullet, there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

... so far...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2022 07:58 PM (Kdc2Q)

115 They actually do pretty well on oatmeal. I would go for better food as I had the money for it. The Brits like to feed canned mackerel. Cats like rice with some fish or chicken.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

116 A yoga teacher who is nuts? Shocked!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 07:59 PM (DdGkH)

117 Of course I don't know much about yoga but I wonder what school Armstrong follows - seems like shooting other members of lust triangles is not an element I've ever heard of.

"Now, class, put your firearm down and do downward .... facing .... dog."

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:59 PM (OTzUX)

118 People giving pets away are pieces of shit.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 07:57 PM (DdGkH)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2022 07:59 PM (Irn0L)

119 I would find a way to feed my pets. You are responsible for them.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)
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Yup. You just can't lay down that responsibility just because it's inconvenient. I'm 100% responsible for the safety and well-being of my cats. I'll do whatever it takes to keep them healthy and happy, even if means they eat and I don't.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2022 07:59 PM (K5n5d)

120 >>> My parrot discovered she could manipulate my iPad screen with her beak. The only thing she uses that skill for is interfering with my reading so I will pay proper attention to her.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2022 07:34 PM (2hil/)

I didn't know there were parrot-like birds native to North America. But I was looking at all the events 50 years before I was born and one of the things was that last Carolina Parakeet went extinct. It was found all over the United States from the midwest to the east coast. Audubon did paintings of them.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 07:59 PM (t/4Zp)

121 My two male cats, including my 14-month-old "kitten" (he's huge) go outside during the day in my big backyard which has growth at the back and a no man's land alley down from it. They are both turning into good hunters of mice and voles and chipmunks, which will sustain them if things get bad. My two older females can eat canned meat along with me. But I try to keep stocked up ahead on all their food anyway.

Posted by: skywch at June 09, 2022 08:00 PM (uqhmb)

122 For the 5 Yorkies we would stew chickens with veggies then tear it into pieces because we had to remove most of their teeth. Not much medical care for breeders at the puppy mill.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2022 08:01 PM (AeMVC)

123 I see postsnon Nextdoor often from people who give away their dogs or cats. And for bullshit reasons like we are moving into an apartment that doesnt allow pets. Then find a different fucking apartment assholes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 08:01 PM (DdGkH)

124 Piker.

Posted by: Life Coach at June 09, 2022 08:02 PM (Xrfse)

125 Ben Had! Thank you so much! The package arrived today. Thank you!

Posted by: Toni at June 09, 2022 08:02 PM (PgM6e)

126 No Reaves...hmmm, could be addition by subtraction.

OR:

Tampa takes all sorts of liberties with the Rags.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:03 PM (BgMrQ)

127 I see postsnon Nextdoor often from people who give away their dogs or cats. And for bullshit reasons like we are moving into an apartment that doesnt allow pets. Then find a different fucking apartment assholes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 08:01 PM (DdGkH)

Yeah, total garbage. This should be a question on a job interview. Seperate the assholes right away.

Who the fuck could dump little kittens, or a dog that just wanted to please them. Makes me ill

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

128 One large feral hog will feed my pups for a bit if it comes to that. The cats will enjoy the sparrow fricassee.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2022 08:05 PM (cdwPY)

129 I see postsnon Nextdoor often from people who give away their dogs or cats. And for bullshit reasons like we are moving into an apartment that doesnt allow pets. Then find a different fucking apartment assholes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 08:01 PM (DdGkH)

Should have never got a pet. assholes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:05 PM (M+Lyo)

130 >>No Reaves...hmmm, could be addition by subtraction.

To me he's been a bit of a liability lately. They need more offense and that's not Reaves.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

131 109 She killed a female competitive mountain biker who she thought was seeing her ex-boyfriend. So jealousy..
Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 07:52 PM (UUBmN)
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Sounds like the ex-boyfriend dodged a bullet, there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2022 07:55 PM (aaGzp)

But the Mountain Biker didn't...

/rimshot...

I'll be here all week.. try the veal..

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2022 08:05 PM (oHd/0)

132 Toni, I hope you enjoy the second one. I get lots of comments on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2022 08:06 PM (cdwPY)

133 TUCKER IS MUST-SEE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 09, 2022 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

134 Anything worth watching on TV tonight, or should I just go watch some more MST3K. I've seen them all dozens of times, it never gets old. Some of those movies I can't believe were ever made, but I guess they were just fillers for the movie theaters back in the day. I was always mad at our home town theater, sometimes they didn't show a cartoon or ran an old Mr. Magoo, which I hated.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2022 08:07 PM (YVx1O)

135 Who the fuck could dump little kittens, or a dog that just wanted to please them. Makes me ill
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

At one point we had about 30 feral cats living in our little neighborhood. They would breed faster than we could catch them. Finally found out who was FEEDING them all (yeah, one Lady)... and set Capture traps there,

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2022 08:07 PM (oHd/0)

136 I see postsnon Nextdoor often from people who give away their dogs or cats. And for bullshit reasons like we are moving into an apartment that doesnt allow pets. Then find a different fucking apartment assholes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 08:01 PM (DdGkH)
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My cats are as dear to me as any family member. The thought of giving them up just isn't me. I'll be sad when they go to their final rest, but until then we are stuck with each other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2022 08:08 PM (K5n5d)

137 Feeding cats. One of grandpa's very old grain stores -stone foundation and cellar and ground level wood construction - he'd put tar paper rolls on top of the grain heap. Mice hide in the hollow rolls. recipe for mayhem: grab three farm cats, enter grain store, close door, set cats down, grab tar paper rolls and shake. Mayhem. *the cats knew the routine

Posted by: 13times at June 09, 2022 08:08 PM (1bo0T)

138 Breaking: there was a riot on Jan 6

Lol

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 08:08 PM (DdGkH)

139 My cousin had two dachshunds. He is on dialysis so in Section 8 housing. He wound up moving to a place that would only allow him to have one. So he gave up the one that was the friendliest as he knew she would be adopted. He kept the grumpy one until it died. Sometimes you don't really have a choice, if you get into a situation like that. Some of the folks living in tents on the streets do it to keep their dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 08:09 PM (5HBd1)

140 The package arrived today. Thank you!

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Since I'm a nerd, I frequently check the all updates on my Amazon order tracking. My purchase was shipped from Ontario, California this morning to Erlanger, Kentucky so they probably overflew my house in Colorado. It's scheduled for delivery on Sunday. This kind of thing wouldn't happen if we all drove electric cars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 09, 2022 08:09 PM (FVME7)

141
So WTF with the kitten gang? Are they out there roaming the woods, alone, ambushing passers by? Sort of a kitten insurgency?

Worse than Watergate!

Posted by: Carl Bernstein at June 09, 2022 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

142 Anything worth watching on TV tonight, or should I just go watch some more MST3K. I've seen them all dozens of times, it never gets old. Some of those movies I can't believe were ever made, but I guess they were just fillers for the movie theaters back in the day. I was always mad at our home town theater, sometimes they didn't show a cartoon or ran an old Mr. Magoo, which I hated.
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2022 08:07 PM (YVx1O)
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I hear there's a show trial about Jan 6 on all the major networks or something. Could be popcorn worthy, but I won't be watching. I'll wait until J.J. give me the wrapup in the morning...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2022 08:10 PM (K5n5d)

143 139

Ok fair enough. I suppose there are extraordinary circumstances.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 08:11 PM (DdGkH)

144 I love how that dog just sits on the cat vs other videos where they are intimidated.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:13 PM (8GBH4)

145 Hockey starts now.
Anthem playing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:13 PM (ufFY8)

146 Anything worth watching on TV tonight, or should I just go watch some more MST3K. I've seen them all dozens of times, it never gets old. Some of those movies I can't believe were ever made, but I guess they were just fillers for the movie theaters back in the day. I was always mad at our home town theater, sometimes they didn't show a cartoon or ran an old Mr. Magoo, which I hated.
Posted by: Colin

just started The Pacific series on HBO Max.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 08:14 PM (UgAdJ)

147 145 Hockey starts now.
Anthem playing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:13 PM (ufFY

Just sing the damn song...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

148 No O Canada, because ... those bastards lost.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:14 PM (8GBH4)

149 https://youtu.be/ORiTZDvD9sA

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

150 >>> Anything worth watching on TV tonight, or should I just go watch some more MST3K. I've seen them all dozens of times, it never gets old. Some of those movies I can't believe were ever made, but I guess they were just fillers for the movie theaters back in the day. I was always mad at our home town theater, sometimes they didn't show a cartoon or ran an old Mr. Magoo, which I hated.
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2022 08:07 PM (YVx1O)

Some of the newer rifftrax stuff is pretty good. It's not 100% without the robot puppets but it's the same guys and I enjoy it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 08:16 PM (0fVbu)

151 Much bigger game for the Rangers than the Lightning I would think.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:17 PM (8GBH4)

152 all this does is make me hate the dims even more

IF that is possible

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3)

153 just started The Pacific series on HBO Max.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 09, 2022 08:14 PM (UgAdJ)

I just watched that for the first time a couple weeks ago.
Pretty good.
Pacific version of Band of Brothers, except not as coherent as a story
Still, makes me appreciate how FVCKed it was fighting the Japs. I can appreciate the hatred our vets felt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:19 PM (ufFY8)

154 148 No O Canada, because ... those bastards lost.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:14 PM (8GBH4)

It's been 30 years since a Canadien team won Lord Stanley's Cup.

#hahahahaha

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:19 PM (BgMrQ)

155 I have my two cats because a feral momma cat dumped them in the back of my truck.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2022 08:19 PM (cdwPY)

156 Ben Had, I love the second one!

Posted by: Toni at June 09, 2022 08:20 PM (PgM6e)

157 151 Much bigger game for the Rangers than the Lightning I would think.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:17 PM (8GBH4)

Well yeah, they lose the home ice advantage...in addition to being down 3-2 in a four game series.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)

158 PS

we just adopted a little bobtail Siamese, from our SIL, as a playmate for our other Siamese. Cute little booger.

I am getting soft in my old age.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:20 PM (M+Lyo)

159 Gas is over 5 Dollars a gallon. Inflation is out of control. We're on the brink of a nuclear war. Yet the Dems focus on January 6. Won't work.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 08:21 PM (u73oe)

160 Wow,got lucky. Can't give TB 2 on 1s

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:21 PM (ufFY8)

161 149 https://youtu.be/ORiTZDvD9sA
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:15 PM (ufFY

Heh...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

162 Donny Two-Scoops keeps sending me e-mails. Should I reply?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2022 08:23 PM (aaGzp)

163 I'm not really 29 and I've never seen congressional hearings televised in prime time. This will backfire Bigly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 08:23 PM (u73oe)

164 149 https://youtu.be/ORiTZDvD9sA
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:15 PM (ufFY

Heh...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

Great movie

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:24 PM (M+Lyo)

165 I think I will put off my normal rowdy b'day celebration for one day

the WY GOP primaries are on the 16 of August

and Liz is gonna take in the ass, finally

and me and Napoleon are gonna party like it's 1799

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 08:24 PM (us2H3)

166 I was thinking of subscribing to rifftrax, but haven't yet.

Show trial with those same stupid congress critters that "stared" in the impeachment trial, no thanks.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2022 08:24 PM (YVx1O)

167 How the hell is that not a trip?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

168 115 They actually do pretty well on oatmeal. I would go for better food as I had the money for it. The Brits like to feed canned mackerel. Cats like rice with some fish or chicken.
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My African cats ate all the pilchards and left the rice grains - very discriminating tongues.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 09, 2022 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

169 163 I'm not really 29 and I've never seen congressional hearings televised in prime time. This will backfire Bigly.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2022 08:23 PM (u73oe)

Only televised hearings I've seen were in The Godfather.

At least the was some truth in that hearing.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)

170 Liz Cheney looks like a possum

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)

171 157 151 Much bigger game for the Rangers than the Lightning I would think.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:17 PM (8GBH4)

Well yeah, they lose the home ice advantage...in addition to being down 3-2 in a four game series.
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Actually now it's a new series of best of 3.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 09, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

172 Yeah, I have taken over the care and feeding of the next-door neighbors outdoor cat. She was an indoor cat but now she is traumatize by being inside. She is sweet and lets you pet her and pick her up while outside. We have started feeding her inside to show her there is nothing to fear here. She lives on and around my front porch. No idea why she's scared to be inside. I did ask the neighbor and she said she don't like to feel trapped inside... something must have happened.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2022 08:28 PM (UUBmN)

173 Liz Cheney looks like a possum
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)
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Roadkill.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2022 08:28 PM (aaGzp)

174 I buy freeze dried minnows for a cat snack. But the springer loves them too. And I found out at the PNW MoMe that he also loves crab. Cat is on a fish diet because she tends to puke a lot when she gets chicken.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

175 Tonight I'm watching the Rifftrax of Dangerous Men, it's a movie made by some moderately wealthy Iranian architect who thought the world needed more Iranian architect action movies. It's supposed to have a lot of 80s camp violence and nudity, and something called a "butt knife". It should be fun and bad enough that the guys can make a lot of fun of it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 08:29 PM (XXeDg)

176 Actually now it's a new series of best of 3.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 09, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

Ooops

#brainfartclam

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)

177 Coach makes a significant commentary on fatherless households at 1:56.

https://youtu.be/FRdIXmfm6PA

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

178 Good action so far, I thought both teams might come out a little tentative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:32 PM (8GBH4)

179 Binge watching Monarch of the Glenn or Downton Abbey. There.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 09, 2022 08:34 PM (leyy4)

180 Sometimes, the post is your best player...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)

181 180 Sometimes, the post is your best player...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)

never referred to it as that

but yeah, I can see this

Posted by: John Holmes at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (us2H3)

182 I guess everybody must be upstairs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (8GBH4)

183 Come on Rump Rangers, check these Florida Bitches!

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (ufFY8)

184 Bad whistle.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)

185 There are a couple of cats at my mom's retirement home I was feeding every day though there is a central feeding area where the residents feeds the colony of about eight neutered kittehs. The two I feed started meeting me at my Jeep when I pulled up. I guess I will continue to feed them daily until I empty out my mom's apartment in the next month. If I don't show they know where the feeding station is. ( my food is better that's why they attached to me)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (85Pr6)

186 Yeah, not sure why they stopped play.
Dumb ref, blind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

187 You didn't beat shit. A post is not a shot on net.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

188 Come on, Blondie, take off that stupid mask and undo a couple more buttons.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:44 PM (ufFY8)

189 182 I guess everybody must be upstairs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (8GBH4)

Hockey talk might as well stay here until the ONT...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:50 PM (BgMrQ)

190 Zip zip, but some good fast play in the first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:52 PM (8GBH4)

191 182 I guess everybody must be upstairs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 08:42 PM (8GBH4)

I would have liked a goal for the Rags, but scoreless will have to do.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

192 20 minutes into the movie Bill says, "David Lynch is in the middle of the theater screaming, "MAKE MORE SENSE!". It's that crazy.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 08:52 PM (XXeDg)

193 NYR really need to get the puck out of their zone.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 08:53 PM (ufFY8)

194 I learned how to do the Rubik's cube in a month or so, that was back when I'd focus on something and do it until I was expert at it or dropped it because I just couldn't make it work. I wasn't lightning fast but I could do it pretty quickly. After the first layer its all patterns; people probably have figured out better ones since the 80s when I had a cube.

Then a stoner "friend" of mine stole it, my watch, and all my dice out of my locker :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 08:59 PM (KZzsI)

195 Hola Hordios!

Count me in the multitude giving a thumbs up to "Top Gun: Maverick". It was much better than I thought it would be -- no cringey moments, some nice callbacks that weren't just fan service, and a terrific series of escalating action sequences.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2022 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

196 Rangers objectively won the first period. Need to keep playing with that intensity.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

197 Rangers / Tampa on TV

The HQ here on my laptop

A teammate who's competing at the USA Powerlifting in Natls in "prime time" is being streamed live on You Tube, and that's on my Kindle.

I only have two eyes damnit...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:15 PM (BgMrQ)

198 "She pushed a car down a hill and the death star exploded"

This movie is like Birdemic and The Room got together and had a baby movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 09:15 PM (XXeDg)

199 Dammit hooking.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:15 PM (ufFY8)

200 Rut Row. PP coming up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:15 PM (8GBH4)

201 Motte, Copp and Miller sounds like a law firm.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:17 PM (8GBH4)

202 Good kill.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:17 PM (ufFY8)

203 Nice kill...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:17 PM (BgMrQ)

204 It's Eyegore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:18 PM (8GBH4)

205 What a retarded commercial for Meta

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:21 PM (ufFY8)

206 205 What a retarded commercial for Meta
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:21 PM (ufFY

Well, it's Meta...so it figures.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)

207 Guy in movie says about some tough guy, "He's killed more people than the Nom war"

Mike says, "yeah that was the war between people that say when they're eating, "nom nom nom" and those who say, "yummers"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 09:23 PM (XXeDg)

208 Ha ha that was a close penalty.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:24 PM (ufFY8)

209 Time to cash in a power play...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:24 PM (BgMrQ)

210 Great play by Shesertskin, risky but nice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:25 PM (8GBH4)

211 He had to go for it given the situation

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:26 PM (ufFY8)

212 Rangers CAN'T let TB get behind them. Geez..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:26 PM (ufFY8)

213 This movie is like Birdemic and The Room got together and had a baby movie.
Posted by: banana Dream

I'm agonna steal that and post it like I thought it.

Posted by: MkY at June 09, 2022 09:27 PM (cPGH3)

214 SHOOT!

Damn.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

215 Boom

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:27 PM (ufFY8)

216 BOOM!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:27 PM (BgMrQ)

217 There we go, no bad shots in the playoffs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:28 PM (8GBH4)

218 See?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)

219 How the hell did that get in there? LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:28 PM (ufFY8)

220 Good TV time out too.

Allows the Rags to settle down post goal. I think the most dangerous time for the team that just scored is that next minute or so...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)

221 Police Chief about a guy they're tracking: "Put a tail on 'em"

Mike: "Fox or bunny, but make it sexy!"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 09:31 PM (XXeDg)

222 That was not a hook.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

223 Ticky tack call.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:32 PM (8GBH4)

224 So WTF with the kitten gang? Are they out there roaming the woods, alone, ambushing passers by? Sort of a kitten insurgency?

More likely some idiot dumped a huge litter (or two?) out in the forest?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2022 07:20 PM (OTzUX)

18 kittens is more likely 4 + moms, and since they all seem the same age its some kind of kitten mill.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2022 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

225 I just love that picture of the pup up top. Wish I had one of those to keep my springer company. He would get more exercise.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

226 Ugh

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 09:43 PM (ufFY8)

227 bummer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2022 09:44 PM (8GBH4)

228 Fvck...

My teammate was on the platform when Tampa scored.

#thatgoalisonme

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ)

229 The movie took 21 years to make. The producer was Jahangir Salehi Yeganehrad who changed his name to John S. Rad.

Dangerous Men.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 09:56 PM (XXeDg)

230 "A subsequent tweet says that the guy loaded all eighteen stray kittens into his van."
And then he drove around asking girls if they wanted to see the kittens in his van. The police were surprised upon searching his vehicle....

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2022 10:00 PM (Yfdjt)

231 Surprise, WDONT is available for your commenting pleasure!

Posted by: Commissinx Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 09, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

232 Puckluck says we stay here for as long as it takes

#fourovertimes

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)

233 Clear the f'n puck...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)

234 Lindgren is going to spend a month in bed after the season.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)

235 234 Lindgren is going to spend a month in bed after the season.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)

He's doing his ironman routine...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:24 PM (BgMrQ)

236 Shit

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)

237 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#pleasescore

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)

238 oh dear...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)

239 sighhhh

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

240 see you in tampa jack...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2022 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)

241 I'll be here browndog.

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