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Huh
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 10:14 PM (1m82a) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 21, 2024 10:14 PM (GYt5+) 3
First?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 21, 2024 10:14 PM (4MP1v) 4
hello?
Posted by: caf at December 21, 2024 10:14 PM (/+mVZ) 5
First? Read the contnet.too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 10:15 PM (8zz6B) 6
"Good grief, Pig Pen, kill it with fire!"
Posted by: Locarno at December 21, 2024 10:15 PM (h6LWB) 7
Alien Peanuts then The Peanuts Thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 10:15 PM (63Dwl) 8
howdy horde.
Posted by: Solutus at December 21, 2024 10:15 PM (Jnnb9) 9
I see the movie Life as sort of a more modern The Thing.
[spoilers] Especially in the sense that some of mankind is more concerned about saving its enemy then it is of saving itself - an idea not at all present in The Thing. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:15 PM (oZhjI) 10
I found the content...disturbing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG) 11
Just laughing at der Trumpenfuhrer's Panama Canal post and puzzling over the US hits on the Houthis (puzzling because this administration has completely mishandled this from the outset and apparently now creeping back towards sanity - with a month in office - is baffling).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 10:16 PM (1m82a) 12
It's The Thing, Charlie Brown!
Posted by: A missed opportunity at December 21, 2024 10:16 PM (UKe2c) 13
This is what happens when Snoopy could no longer control all of his various personas and alter egos.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 21, 2024 10:16 PM (Vyll1) 14
Happy Equinox to all. Now we can get back to more daylight. One minute at a time
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 21, 2024 10:16 PM (7ZQe3) Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 10:17 PM (WXNFJ) 16
Found Waldo, Woodstock, and The Three Faces of Eve.
Posted by: scampydog at December 21, 2024 10:17 PM (41CYW) 17
Good Grief! The Great Pumpkin Spice season finally comes to its well deserved end!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2024 10:17 PM (Xo+UM) 18
The Thing is one of my favorite memories.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:17 PM (LkLld) 19
This is what happens when Snoopy could no longer control all of his various personas and alter egos. Posted by: Curly Shuffle He had a cheap psychiatrist living nearby. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl) 20
Rats.
Posted by: Solutus at December 21, 2024 10:18 PM (Jnnb9) 21
He had a cheap psychiatrist living nearby.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Think of it, a Psychiatrist repeatedly bullying and tormenting a neighbor with a football. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 10:19 PM (WXNFJ) 22
Meep meep meeping!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 10:20 PM (mT+6a) 23
Nobody trusts Snoopy and we're all very tired.
Posted by: Lucy MacReady at December 21, 2024 10:21 PM (mH6SG) 24
John Carpenter approves.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 10:21 PM (VwHCD) 25
Jeepers. That's disturbing.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 10:21 PM (mT+6a) 26
The aborted SpaceX launch is on again:
QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 21 On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astranis Block 2 SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: December 21/22, 2024 Launch Time: 12:00 a.m. - 0500 UTC, 06:00 CET https://www.youtube.com/live/nHgWiLoW6SI Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with mahometans at December 21, 2024 10:21 PM (i0xsb) 27
"Good grief, Pig Pen, kill it with fire!"
Posted by: Locarno Pig Pen has already been assimilated. I really should not have laughed out loud when I saw this rendition. Coal this year for sure. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 10:22 PM (+VovS) 28
Oh, Pooky would love this ONT! Unfortunately, he's in bed, so you're stuck with me.
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeding the giant Dutch baby at December 21, 2024 10:23 PM (dtlDP) 29
Hmm. Maybe I could do a western.
Posted by: James Arness at December 21, 2024 10:24 PM (XeU6L) 30
Tennessee is getting beat like a red headed step child.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 10:26 PM (mT+6a) 31
You got to fucking kidding
Posted by: javems at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (8I4hW) 32
Ciampino -- thanks for blowing the mragins.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (XMwZJ) 33
Reindeer on wildcat strike. Santa's using zebras now.
Posted by: North Pole News at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (G5+As) 34
Someone here, maybe it was even ace, remarked that The Hateful Eight is a western-style version of The Thing. A group stranded together in close quarters not sure who is the enemy(ies). Both good movies in my opinion.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (CWMF2) 35
Ciampino -- thanks for blowing the mragins.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (XMwZJ) You're supposed to say that with a cigarette in your mouth. Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing the AoSHQ Style Guide with a lighter at December 21, 2024 10:29 PM (dtlDP) Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at December 21, 2024 10:29 PM (ha1wR) 37
Nuke it from orbit, Charlie Brown.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2024 10:30 PM (Wnv9h) 38
Neil DeGrasse Tyson runs his mouth and gets smoked by an actual scientist:
https://tinyurl.com/yj6nkmmx Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 21, 2024 10:30 PM (pIfcn) 39
@30- Not watching but I guess I'll end up 3-1 on my bracket picks.
Picked Tenn due to kid from this small town plays for em. And he's a grandson of a very dear widow lady's best friend. Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (ytKo6) 40
Good evening Horde.
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (9tvFd) 41
George Fenneman was in The Thing From Another World. Don't think he made a lot of movies.
Posted by: You Bet Your Life at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (G5+As) 42
I didn't notice a post on it.
But Ace were you aware that apparently RINO Kay Granger has been missing from Congress for SIX MONTHS, and they just found out she's been confined to an assisted living memory unit for the whole time? Which of course means that she's been worthless for years before that. It's actually insane that the RINOs just casually covered up something like this. She should have been forcibly removed and a replacement named. But of course, the RINO party hoped we just wouldn't notice. Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (lCHt6) 43
So was it Franklin or Charlie Brown, at the end?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 10:32 PM (kpS4V) 44
"Ciampino -- thanks for blowing the mragins."
Interesting thing about the internet if you haven't heard yet, it was designed for large scale monitors and not tiny little telephone screens. If you are viewing on a pc or even a laptop, margins being expanded are barely noticeable. Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 10:32 PM (89Sog) 45
I genuinely lol'd at the picture. Thanks, I needed that.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 21, 2024 10:32 PM (DTX3h) 46
Neil DeGrasse Tyson runs his mouth and gets smoked by an actual scientist:
https://tinyurl.com/yj6nkmmx Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here Shucks. I was hoping it was Brian May of Queen. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 10:33 PM (VNX3d) 47
So, celebrating the winter solstice with eggnog and bourbon. Mmm. I found my recipe in The Deplorable Gourmet. I couldn't find it in my foodie binder.
Weasel and Bluebell did an excellent job with that. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 21, 2024 10:33 PM (w6EFb) 48
this isn't the ONT?
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I don't understand at December 21, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl) 49
Man arrested for spraying bug kiIIer on food inside Mesa, Arizona Walmart
https://t.co/Za5TInBQot Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with idiots there's too many at December 21, 2024 10:34 PM (i0xsb) 50
I didn't notice a post on it.
But Ace were you aware that apparently RINO Kay Granger has been missing from Congress for SIX MONTHS, and they just found out she's been confined to an assisted living memory unit for the whole time? Which of course means that she's been worthless for years before that. It's actually insane that the RINOs just casually covered up something like this. She should have been forcibly removed and a replacement named. But of course, the RINO party hoped we just wouldn't notice. Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (lCHt6) Ho Lee Fuk. The bar for the GOP is We Too Low. Posted by: pookysgirl with the meme callbacks at December 21, 2024 10:34 PM (dtlDP) 51
- phone I'm on is about as small as they get.
Margins fine here. Maybe, if they turn their phone sideways...? Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 10:37 PM (ytKo6) Posted by: Ciampino - no nepotism is good at December 21, 2024 10:38 PM (i0xsb) 53
Reindeer on wildcat strike. Santa's using zebras now.
Posted by: North Pole News at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (G5+As) They are a lot bigger than DD bras, right? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 10:38 PM (8zz6B) Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 21, 2024 10:38 PM (tXURQ) 55
Time to weed out the old drunksters. It's like a Politburo gerantocracy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 10:39 PM (kpS4V) 56
Somebody's rolling over in his grave...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:39 PM (Q4IgG) 57
For people who are really frustrated, just imagine you're a Tyrannosaurus Rex trying to make a bed.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Ciampino - monthly is ridiculous at December 21, 2024 10:40 PM (i0xsb) 59
Time to weed out the old drunksters. It's like a Politburo gerantocracy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos Us or congress? Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 10:40 PM (+VovS) 60
I know where you all are.
That ho Insty put up two Firefly references in a row and you can't resist, can you? Well, THE POWER OF THE EWOK COMPELS YOU and you need to get back here! Posted by: pookysgirl, yet again juggling a cat and baby at December 21, 2024 10:40 PM (dtlDP) 61
Eggnog with Baileys Belgium chocolate
Very good Posted by: Zeera The people are coming To satisfy my sweet tooth I'm having Rumchata mixed with cheap whiskey my son gave to me. Only way I can choke that crap down. But, I'm up for the challenge. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ) 62
Time to weed out the old drunksters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris ------- I'm right here, you know... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2024 10:41 PM (XeU6L) 63
That's not funny.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 10:41 PM (jGGMD) 64
>>Lara Trump announces she is dropping out of running for the Senate
Allow me to translate. DeSantis was not going to pick Lara Trump. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:41 PM (LkLld) 65
I didn't notice a post on it.
But Ace were you aware that apparently RINO Kay Granger has been missing from Congress for SIX MONTHS, and they just found out she's been confined to an assisted living memory unit for the whole time? Which of course means that she's been worthless for years before that. It's actually insane that the RINOs just casually covered up something like this. She should have been forcibly removed and a replacement named. But of course, the RINO party hoped we just wouldn't notice. Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (lCHt6) Shit is getting out of hand with these fucking archaeological wonders taking up space in government. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 10:42 PM (VwHCD) 66
Posted by: pookysgirl, yet again juggling a cat and baby
I see a lot of therapy in that child's future. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 10:42 PM (+VovS) 67
Hillary had nothing to do with this 'suicide'.
Judge's bombshell response to 'suicide' death of teacher from TWENTY stab wounds https://mol.im/a/14216607 Posted by: Ciampino - 4 shotgun blasts in the back -- suicide at December 21, 2024 10:43 PM (i0xsb) 68
You know, the Charlie Brown cartoon above triggered a thought - I've seen plenty of pron of Wilma and Betty, Jane Jetson, etc.
But nothing like that of Charlie Brown characters. But then again, Rule 34 is always in play. And no, I'm not going to look for them. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 10:43 PM (WXNFJ) 69
Cleaned the carpets this evening. Dog is not impressed.
Posted by: scampydog at December 21, 2024 10:44 PM (41CYW) 70
I see the movie Life as sort of a more modern The Thing.
[spoilers] Especially in the sense that some of mankind is more concerned about saving its enemy then it is of saving itself - an idea not at all present in The Thing. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:15 PM (oZhjI) Life is a movie that I will watch but don't really like. But damn, Rebecca Ferguson. Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 10:44 PM (jGGMD) 71
Ho Lee Fuk. The bar for the GOP is We Too Low.
Posted by: pookysgirl with the meme callbacks at December 21, 2024 10:34 PM (dtlDP) Vote Papoon, Not Insane! Posted by: Papoon - actually insane at December 21, 2024 10:44 PM (D7oie) 72
It's too early to tell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 10:44 PM (mPfbt) 73
Ciampino -- thanks for blowing the mragins.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (XMwZJ) I was trying to figure out what "blowing a migraine" was. Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2024 10:44 PM (WlvCt) 74
Peanuts in the Carpenter Universe. Brilliant! 😁👍
Posted by: Tracy at December 21, 2024 10:45 PM (PdW5U) 75
Interesting thing about the internet if you haven't heard yet, it was designed for large scale monitors and not tiny little telephone screens.
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 10:32 PM (89Sog) Except...about 35% of Ace's readers use their phones, so people who don't give a sh*t about blowing the margins (that's a Pixy problem, but that is also another issue) are pretty rude. That being said, the margins aren't blown. Maybe expanded a bit, but it is still readable. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 10:45 PM (d9fT1) 76
Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight. The 2 pilots are alive & uninjured, which is the most important thing. Also not in Houthi captivity, praise God.
Could've been worse. Could've been an F-35. Kind of makes the U.S. combat capabilities look a little rusty, though. Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2024 10:45 PM (NLIak) 77
It's inhumane and a disservice to Granger's constituents to make her serve out her term when she had obvious dementia.
Everyone knows you need to put her in the Senate. Posted by: Mitch McConnell's staffers at December 21, 2024 10:46 PM (sDWtc) 78
She had 10 stab wounds to her neck and the back of the head, and 10 to her stomach, abdomen and chest with a 10-inch knife still plunged into her heart
Um...this is almost as bad as the Clinton and Epstein adviser that "committed suicide" by hanging himself and while suffocating then shot himself in the chest with a shotgun, which was NOT found at the scene. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:46 PM (oZhjI) 79
To satisfy my sweet tooth I'm having Rumchata mixed with cheap whiskey my son gave to me. Only way I can choke that crap down.
But, I'm up for the challenge. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ) I'm doing Hershey kisses and bourbon. Kinda tastes like those little booze filled chocolate bottles. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 10:46 PM (VwHCD) 80
I see a lot of therapy in that child's future.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 10:42 PM (+VovS) Heh, the cat thinks it's safe because my lap has gone still. But then she hops up, sniffs the sleeping baby, and either gently cuddles up to him or hops off. Posted by: pookysgirl, yet again juggling a cat and baby at December 21, 2024 10:47 PM (dtlDP) 81
Man arrested for spraying bug kiIIer on food inside Mesa, Arizona Walmart
https://t.co/Za5TInBQot Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with idiots there's too many at December 21, 2024 10:34 PM (i0xsb) That fucker needs a serious beating. About 40 broken bones should be about right. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 10:47 PM (8zz6B) 82
Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight. The 2 pilots are alive & uninjured, which is the most important thing. Also not in Houthi captivity, praise God.
Soviet America has shot down more F-16s then Soviet Russia did... Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:47 PM (oZhjI) 83
And he's a grandson of a very dear widow lady's best friend.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 10:31 PM (ytKo6) This is how every campfire story and every "No, it's real!" gossip starts. Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2024 10:48 PM (WlvCt) 84
F-18s, presumably? If Navy. In the Red Sea, HST group? Haven't seen that yet. Oops. Happens.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 10:48 PM (1m82a) 85
76 Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight. The 2 pilots are alive & uninjured, which is the most important thing. Also not in Houthi captivity, praise God.
Could've been worse. Could've been an F-35. Kind of makes the U.S. combat capabilities look a little rusty, though. Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2024 10:45 PM (NLIak) Navy. F-16. It's own. Does not compute. Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2024 10:48 PM (aBgBM) Posted by: Don Black. Message: I don't understand at December 21, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl) 87
"Except...about 35% of Ace's readers use their phones, so people who don't give a sh*t about blowing the margins (that's a Pixy problem, but that is also another issue) are pretty rude."
Maybe a handy guideline on just how wide the comment box is might be in order. That way when somebody posts a link or a quate, they can count down to the exact character. Most are not trying to be rude at all. So how about you help them? Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 10:50 PM (89Sog) 88
this isn't the ONT?
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I don't understand at December 21, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl) The ONT is a state of mind. Yes. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 21, 2024 10:50 PM (w6EFb) 89
ONT is on the other side.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 10:51 PM (mPfbt) 90
> Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight
-------- F/A-18... purportedly. There was "shit" going on in the area. Someone did not deconflict their airspace. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:52 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:52 PM (QTCRF) Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2024 10:52 PM (NLIak) 93
F/A-18 !
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:52 PM (QTCRF) 94
Man arrested for spraying bug kiIIer on food inside Mesa, Arizona Walmart
https://t.co/Za5TInBQot Rats....site no likes adblockers. Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 10:53 PM (89Sog) 95
>>Most are not trying to be rude at all. So how about you help them?
Use tinyurl or another link shortener. This isn't hard. It's been know for years here. Long unbroken stings of letters blown the margins. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld) 96
32 Ciampino -- thanks for blowing the mragins.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 21, 2024 10:27 PM (XMwZJ) ---- If it's #26 then that has never caused problems before. It's uTube's own link shortener and I post them all the time without complaints. Can your browser handle a split link like this? ttps://www.youtube.com/ live/nHgWiLoW6SI Posted by: Ciampino - I'll split them if you want them at December 21, 2024 10:54 PM (i0xsb) 97
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OSU is thumping Tennessee pretty good 35-10 3rd Posted by: Don Black. Message: I don't understand at December 21, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl) Division 1 Championship First Round Playoff games have all been one-sided in favor of the higher-ranked teams. Wow, is this brand-new 12-team playoff format terrific or what? I'll take "or what." Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM) 98
>>>apparently now creeping back towards sanity - with a month in office - is baffling).
Posted by: rhomboid --- Everything they do has a degrading purpose if it appears logical it's a misdirection. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 10:55 PM (mPfbt) 99
Most are not trying to be rude at all. So how about you help them?
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 10:50 PM (89Sog) Seriously? I have been helping them for five fucking years. Do you know how many fucking comments I have edited so they don't blow the margins? Do you know how many times I have asked that people don't use links that are too long? Maybe ease up on the entitlement. I don't work for you. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 10:55 PM (d9fT1) 100
> Man arrested for spraying bug kiIIer on food inside Mesa, Arizona Walmart
---------- Social media "influencer" with thousands of followers. Supposedly been doing this for "a while." Gets a lot of "likes" for his stupidity. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:55 PM (Q4IgG) 101
pookysgirl, yet again juggling a cat and baby Throw in a couple bowling pins and a chainsaw and you've got an act suitable for the Sullivan show. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 10:56 PM (63Dwl) 102
I'm not CBD, but one good tip is to use youtu.be/[whatever] instead of the llllooonnng https://youtube.com / watch / v=[whatever].
Just get rid of the http crap wherever it appears. My problem with tinyurl is what if some troll or spammer hides something nasty in there. Posted by: margin fellator at December 21, 2024 10:56 PM (sDWtc) 103
92 85
F-18...pedant. Now does it compute for you? Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2024 10:52 PM (NLIak) The devil is in the details on a Smart Military Blog. Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2024 10:56 PM (aBgBM) 104
YouTube designs its links to be short.
Maybe there's a problem with the phone. I had an Alcatel that would fritz on anything. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 10:57 PM (mPfbt) 105
So what is the max count of characters in one line on a phone before breaking margins? (I don't have a cellphone but have a 17" screen on my laptop
Posted by: Ciampino - I'll split them if you want them? at December 21, 2024 10:58 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:58 PM (QTCRF) 107
The Economist has an article on how terrible Merkel was. On the facebook link to it the first two comments are:
1) A Turk in Germany saying she was a great visionary 2) A self described American leftist in Germany saying she was great But all the comments aren't bad. One poster noted "She made West Germany into East Germany" Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI) 108
Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight.
Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2024 10:45 PM (NLIak) The US Navy doesn't have any F-16s. At all. Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2024 10:59 PM (WlvCt) 109
As if Pixy Misa gives a tuppenny fuck about us mobile users. This is the least mobile friendly site that's still active on the internet. He can't even be bothered to fix a bad URL to the style sheet that kind of works but kind of doesn't because some browsers can correctly guess the real link but others follow the literal broken link to the CSS and it fails. Why would he bother to fix the CSS to have fixed margins or other faggy shit like that?
But don't mind us, we find a way to make it work. Pixy has more important work, like rehashing HN and Slashdot at 4 AM in the US. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 21, 2024 10:59 PM (RGt60) 110
If it's #26 then that has never caused problems before. It's uTube's own link shortener and I post them all the time without complaints. Probably the constant underline. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dwl) 111
57 For people who are really frustrated, just imagine you're a Tyrannosaurus Rex trying to make a bed.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 10:39 PM *** You rang? Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 10:59 PM (9tvFd) 112
I've long thought that Snoopy was what killed "Peanuts."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 10:59 PM (CHHv1) 113
I am sick as a dog. Himself gave me an early Christmas present: A big, bad head cold. I skipped dialysis Thursday, but went today. Amazon had a deal on Hunt For Red October. Doesn't matter I can probably quote most of the script by heart. Got home. Ate Arby's sandwich for supper. Couldn't taste it. Went to bed. Got up after Himself went to bed. Drank some ice water. Bleh. Dug out snow cone machine and packed snow around ice. Water is finally cold enough.
I will be madder than hell if I still can't taste anything by Christmas. She's making rib roast. It been a coon's age since I've had a decent cut of beef. She'll probably sous vide the thing then send her husband out to finish it on the grill. Anyone have any luck finding None such mince meat in the jar this year? Himself finally dug out his mother's recipe and made it from scratch. Posted by: Livia Augusta at December 21, 2024 11:00 PM (lAAta) 114
Oh, and combat F-16s aren't two-seaters.
Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2024 11:00 PM (WlvCt) 115
57 For people who are really frustrated, just imagine you're a Tyrannosaurus Rex trying to make a bed.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d) Pfft... Try getting off Posted by: TRex with blueballs at December 21, 2024 11:01 PM (TTAGa) 116
Maybe ease up on the entitlement. I don't work for you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 10:55 PM (d9fT1) Do you have a hard number for unbroken string length? I generally use a url shortener, but some links are natively "pretty short", and it would be nice to know if they can be posted as-is. Is less than one comment input box line OK? Half a line? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:01 PM (8zz6B) 117
Do you have a hard number for unbroken string length? I generally use a url shortener, but some links are natively "pretty short", and it would be nice to know if they can be posted as-is.
Is less than one comment input box line OK? Half a line? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:01 PM (8zz6B) That's pretty much all I wanted to know but something got lost in translation. Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 11:02 PM (89Sog) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 11:02 PM (mPfbt) 119
also pixy doesn't recognize hyphens as linebreaks (they are linebreaks) so even if a URL comes in that doesn't bust the margin, pixy will declare it 'annoying'.
Posted by: margin fellator at December 21, 2024 11:03 PM (sDWtc) 120
Is less than one comment input box line OK? Half a line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:01 PM (8zz6B) Half a line. That's a guess, but I think I am pretty close. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 11:03 PM (d9fT1) 121
Maybe a handy guideline on just how wide the comment box is might be in order. That way when somebody posts a link or a quate, they can count down to the exact character.
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 10:50 PM (89Sog) Or, you follow the rule of thumb to use an URL shortener. That is frequently mentioned here, I think. Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2024 11:03 PM (WlvCt) 122
Rule 34 applies to dinosaurs also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2024 11:03 PM (ImxiA) 123
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If it's #26 then that has never caused problems before. It's uTube's own link shortener and I post them all the time without complaints. Probably the constant underline. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dwl) ---- I assumed that any text processing system would break a line at a space, even if underlined. Okay I'll sort that out. Posted by: Ciampino - I'll split them if you want them? at December 21, 2024 11:04 PM (i0xsb) 124
Link goes to yahoo....
woman leaves kids in car while she goes drinking. https://tinyurl.com/wztpw6tp Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 11:04 PM (89Sog) 125
It's inhumane and a disservice to Granger's constituents to make her serve out her term when she had obvious dementia.
Everyone knows you need to put her in the Senate. Posted by: Mitch McConnell's staffers at December 21, 2024 10:46 PM (sDWtc) I concur! Posted by: Zombie Dianne Feinstein at December 21, 2024 11:04 PM (wNu9z) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 11:04 PM (d9fT1) 127
OT, but I saw that one of my favorite authors died a day or so ago. Barry N. Malzberg. You've probably never heard of him and most assuredly wouldn't like him (he was super angry all the time) but for me, the world is poorer.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (CHHv1) 128
Is less than one comment input box line OK? Half a line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:01 PM (8zz6B) That's pretty much all I wanted to know but something got lost in translation. Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. --- That should solve the problem. What is the number of string characters allowed? Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (mPfbt) 129
Posted by: Ciampino - I'll split them if you want them? at December 21, 2024 11:04 PM (i0xsb)
Your link was...fine. It pushed the margins, but not enough to be unpleasant. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (d9fT1) 130
Navy shoots down its own F/A-18 in Red Sea fight
https://t.co/OJqhrpDMF2 The USS Gettysburg “mistakenly fired on” the F/A-18, CENTCOM said. The shoot down happened amid a weekend of military action against the Houthis, a militant Yemeni nationalist group that controls much of Yemen, including the capital. American and British aircraft have been bombing targets in Sana’a. The incident is under investigation. On Saturday, Dec. 21, CENTCOM said that U.S. forces had shot down several one-way attack drones and an anti-ship cruise missile fired from Yemen over the Red Sea; it’s unclear if the back-and-forth strikes were ongoing when the Navy jet was shot down. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (9aVck) 131
also pixy doesn't recognize hyphens as linebreaks (they are linebreaks) so even if a URL comes in that doesn't bust the margin, pixy will declare it 'annoying'.
Posted by: margin fellator at December 21, 2024 11:03 PM (sDWtc) Well, I don't recognize hyphens as line breaks, either, and I am pretty sure that hyphens exist as characters in their own right in some urls. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (8zz6B) 132
Throw in a couple bowling pins and a chainsaw and you've got an act suitable for the Sullivan show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. I loved the dude spinning plates. THAT, my friends, is entertainment. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (WXNFJ) 133
>>Lara Trump announces she is dropping out of running for the Senate
Allow me to translate. DeSantis was not going to pick Lara Trump. Posted by: JackStraw Good. I despise political dynasties. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2024 11:06 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Doof at December 21, 2024 11:06 PM (RFPHU) 135
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On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astranis Block 2 SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: December 21/22, 2024 Launch Time: 12:00 a.m. - 0500 UTC, 06:00 CET https://www.youtube.com/live/nHgWiLoW6SI Posted by: Ciampino - This okay? at December 21, 2024 11:06 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: Ciampino - This okay?? at December 21, 2024 11:07 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2024 11:08 PM (ImxiA) 138
>>Do you have a hard number for unbroken string length? I generally use a url shortener, but some links are natively "pretty short", and it would be nice to know if they can be posted as-is.
A great rule of thumb is use a url shortener for every link. They are stupid easy to use and they never blow the margins. This place is free. ace almost never asks for any donations and hall monitors are also working for free other than CBD who gets dental. Just use a tinyurl of bitly or another url shortener whenever you post a link and it makes it easier for everyone. Bonus, we can stop having this same conversation for the next 10 years. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld) 139
I see in the news the Ukes are attacking Russian apartment complexes with suicide drones.
And yes the video looks kind of like 9/11. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:08 PM (oZhjI) 140
Just use a tinyurl of bitly or another url shortener whenever you post a link and it makes it easier for everyone. Bonus, we can stop having this same conversation for the next 10 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld) This being the HQ, and we the Horde ... What fun would that be? Posted by: browndog watching the Buckeyes roll Tennessee at December 21, 2024 11:10 PM (TTAGa) 141
Just use a tinyurl of bitly or another url shortener whenever you post a link and it makes it easier for everyone. Bonus, we can stop having this same conversation for the next 10 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld) Next you won't want to refight the war of southern idiocy again. How rude. Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 11:10 PM (89Sog) 142
Half a line. That's a guess, but I think I am pretty close.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 11:03 PM (d9fT1) Thank you. I will try to remember that. I generally use tinyurl, but some links that I find are real short, as is. By the way, youtube has their own short link maker, the "share" function. It generates a link with a string of characters, a question mark, and another string of characters. Delete the question mark, and the string that follows, and the link still works; just denies youtube their tracking data. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:11 PM (8zz6B) 143
WTF, CBD??
Posted by: Doof at December 21, 2024 11:06 PM (RFPHU) Blue Note "Juke Joint." 93 proof. Simple. Pleasant. but definitely not exciting. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 11:11 PM (d9fT1) Posted by: Ciampino - you jinxed it at December 21, 2024 11:11 PM (i0xsb) 145
By the way, youtube has their own short link maker, the "share" function. It generates a link with a string of characters, a question mark, and another string of characters. Delete the question mark, and the string that follows, and the link still works; just denies youtube their tracking data.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:11 PM (8zz6B) Ahhhhh, that's good to know. I've seen the YouTube string and delete it as I would be afraid of blowing the margins. Posted by: browndog watching the Buckeyes roll Tennessee at December 21, 2024 11:13 PM (TTAGa) 146
So it is going to be Don Jr, right?
Lara Trump @LaraLeaTrump After an incredible amount of thought, contemplation, and encouragement from so many, I have decided to remove my name from consideration for the United States Senate. I could not have been more honored to serve as RNC co-chair during the most high-stakes election of our lifetime and I’m truly humbled by the unbelievable support shown to me by the people of our country, and here in the great state of Florida. I have read so many of your kind messages and I cannot thank you enough. I do have a big announcement that I’m excited to share in January, so, stay tuned. I remain incredibly passionate about public service and look forward to serving our country again sometime in the future. In the meantime, I wish Governor DeSantis the best of luck with this appointment. Quote Donald J. Trump Daily Polls @TrumpDailyPolls·Dec 4 Would you support Lara Trump to replace Marco Rubio in Florida Senate? Show this poll 2:42 PM · Dec 21, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 21, 2024 11:14 PM (9aVck) 147
I'm getting old and crotchety. The phrase suicide drones bugs me, as I'm pretty sure no drone has such advanced AI that it has any will to live or die. It does convey drones being deliberately crashed into buildings with just 2 words so I guess I'll have to learn to live with it.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2024 11:14 PM (83y/e) 148
I only access Ace on my phone.
I can manage to use tinyurl. It is t difficult, but reading on my phone when y'all blow out the margins is not fun. Please. It isn't hard. And y'all are a lot more techy smart than I am. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 11:14 PM (mT+6a) 149
Blue Note "Juke Joint."
93 proof. Simple. Pleasant. but definitely not exciting. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2024 11:11 PM (d9fT1) Aren't all those Blue Note varieties crazy expensive?? My local shop is selling allocated stuff tomorrow at noon. Everything is MSRP. They're drawing tickets to make it somewhat fair. I'll let you know if I get anything. Posted by: Doof at December 21, 2024 11:15 PM (RFPHU) 150
Big Announcement !
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 11:15 PM (QTCRF) 151
Mystery over suspicious death at Vanderbilt mansion as cops release picture of woman's dead body
https://mol.im/a/14216693 Posted by: Ciampino - you jinxed it? at December 21, 2024 11:15 PM (i0xsb) 152
130 Navy shoots down its own F/A-18 in Red Sea fight
https://t.co/OJqhrpDMF2 The USS Gettysburg “mistakenly fired on” the F/A-18, CENTCOM said. The shoot down happened amid a weekend of military action against the Houthis, a militant Yemeni nationalist group that controls much of Yemen, including the capital. American and British aircraft have been bombing targets in Sana’a. The incident is under investigation. On Saturday, Dec. 21, CENTCOM said that U.S. forces had shot down several one-way attack drones and an anti-ship cruise missile fired from Yemen over the Red Sea; it’s unclear if the back-and-forth strikes were ongoing when the Navy jet was shot down. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (9aVck) Why should I believe anything from DoD nowadays? The friendly fire explanation is no doubt a coverup for the aircraft being shot down by an anti-matter particle beam fired from a SUV-sized drone from the Planet Whizbang in the Outer Hydrocephalic Nebula. Posted by: Tin Foil Hat-Wearing Gref at December 21, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM) 153
Stephen King writes schlock horror and his works like The Green mile were written by someone else.
That is my 2 cents. Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 21, 2024 11:16 PM (elaR+) 154
OT, but I saw that one of my favorite authors died a day or so ago. Barry N. Malzberg. You've probably never heard of him and most assuredly wouldn't like him (he was super angry all the time) but for me, the world is poorer.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 11:05 PM (CHHv1) 1972 Overlay 1972 The Horizontal Woman 1972 The Masochist 1972 The Men Inside Well, I feel like I've got an, um, feel for his work. Posted by: pookysgirl is aware of phrasing thank you very much at December 21, 2024 11:16 PM (dtlDP) 155
If DeSantis appoints an elder conservative than likely he wants the Senate seat after his governorship is up
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:16 PM (oZhjI) 156
I see in the news the Ukes are attacking Russian apartment complexes with suicide drones.
And yes the video looks kind of like 9/11. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:08 PM (oZhjI) An attack of great strategic importance, no doubt. Are they try to goad the Russians into making a Lidice out of Kiev? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 11:17 PM (8zz6B) Saturday Evening Movie Thread - 12/21/2024IT A couple of years ago, I decided that I was going to read Stephen King's novels in publishing order until they bored me. I've made it into his 80s output, and I picked up IT, his magnum opus. Reading it in about a month, the 1200 page novel is...a complete and total mess. The first 20% had me hooked, though. It was great. There was this promise and sense of ill-defined danger that worked marvelously well as King jumped us between 1958 and 1985 with this sense of impending doom infecting everything. And then things began to unravel. He focuses fully on 1958 for a long stretch, and it feels like a more typical King novel than the promise of greatness that had started things. There's a heavy issue with repetitive vignettes that don't actually feel that dangerous because kids keep escaping the central monster. The adults don't actually have a whole lot to do, and when they do become the focus just after the halfway point, they also go through their repetitive, but not dangerous vignettes. Things really pick up again in the final 20% of the book when the jumping between time periods ramps up as both adults and children go into the sewers underneath the central New England town of Derry, Maine, danger ramping up once more. And then...King lets his freak flag fly while also demonstrating that he doesn't know how to pull off endings or fulfill the promise of Lovecraftian horror like he would dream. And yet...there are people who love this book. Love it. Think it's one of the greatest pieces of English literature ever written. I'm only noting that I don't agree, and I think I am closer to the general consensus which is: good, not great, and could use real editing (I'd go with okay, not good, and in need of an axe). In the context of film, that presents an interesting question. The book has been adapted twice over the past thirty-five years. The first was on network television, a three-hour mini-series on ABC directed by Tommy Lee Wallace (an early close compatriot of John Carpenter). The second was a two-part, big budget, feature film directed by Andy Muschietti. With such a large, messy, and generally accepted flawed original source material, it presents an interesting case study in how to approach adaptations. Add in the fact that both filmed versions are actually quite different from each other, and you've got an interesting slice of cinematic adaptation. And, as a note, this is going to feel a fair bit opaque to those not at least passingly familiar with the characters. Sorry, but I don't think I can drag this out another 1,000 words to give that clarity. It's way too long as it is. The Book I'm reminded of a quote from Orson Welles when discussing his own approach to adaptation saying, that it's required of a filmmaking making an adaptation to make changes. The mediums are simply different and cannot transfer directly. The most loyal adaptation that recreates every line would just be a recitation of the book's text with still images. One must change things, a lot of things, to adapt. So, IT is kind of an ideal source. There's going to be disagreement about what to change, what to include, and what to outright excise (that late scene with the Losers Club in the sewers and Bev's solution to get out...that should get excised and I don't think I want to know anyone who argues otherwise). All of the choices are subjective, of course. I think I could make the case for not including Pennywise the Clown (not a decision I would make should I be suddenly granted the money and opportunity to make another adaptation), so you have to take a step back and look at the large choices to be made. The book is filled with large (and many, many small) things, so what do you keep? What do you highlight? What do you downplay? Well, I have my own preferences, and they start with the book's structure. On the grand scale, the structure jumping back and forth between the two time periods is easily the best thing in the whole book. It creates this path of discovery for the audience that mirrors the main characters in both timelines (the execution is often clunky and unnatural, especially transitioning from one to the next, but it overall works very well), and it provides framing for the adults that that half of the story desperately needs (the adults really don't do much in the book until the finale). I would like to see that built into any adaptation. Another really good thing in the book is the relationships between the kids. Aside from Mike, who's introduced to the Losers Club shockingly late, the kids feel like...kids interacting with each other and facing down something bigger than them. There's a genuine aspect to them that goes beyond the often poorly written dialogue from King. The secret to King's success is always his characters, and IT is a good example of that. I also find the history of Derry to be interesting, Mike's research tracing back in time the different awful history of the town that is Its bloody trail, mostly told through oral histories he picks up from the older members of the town. It's not something that's easy to dramatize, working better in a literary form than a cinematic one, but it's something I'd want to see in an adaptation. However, talking about good things, one must also mention the bad things. As previously mentioned, the dialogue is generally not good. No need to keep that for the sake of loyalty to the source. Stan is largely a non-character. The adults don't have a lot to do. Both adult and child sections have long stretches that are little more than loosely connected horror vignettes that end with the characters involved getting away. Having that happen repeatedly makes the monster chasing them far less scary, no matter how gross the vignettes can get (emblematic of King's tendency to just write in circles until he eventually found something like a point). The ending is a disappointment with the Lovecraftian terror that is IT ultimately just being a big spider. Also...getting out of the sewers is just...wrong. So, in terms of adaptation, there's a lot to sort through. What choices did the two make? Television The biggest thing that television series tries to port from the book is the structure. Well, sort of. The television series works best in the first hour or so when it does do the jumping back and forth from the adults to their memories as children. However, because the television movie was broken into two parts to play over two nights, the first one has to end with a climax and denouement, so Wallace chose to show how the children defeated the eponymous monster at the end of the first episode. One of the points in the book where the cross-cutting of timelines works best is when King is cross-cutting during the competing confrontations with It across the two timelines. It's a tense way to deliver the information on the two events as they feed into each other with, essentially, different characters going through the same space at different times. It works really well. Isolating the child and adult confrontations with It robs the two events of that supplementary quality. Regarding structure, that decision also makes the second episode...really weird. The children's story is finished, but the adults are still digging up memories and marching towards their own confrontation with It. So, that means that we're getting a bunch of memories, like Bev's moment with the blood in the bathroom sink, well after we've watched the kids defeat It. The decision is very bizarre, and it deflates the second half even more than the overall focus on the adults who are generally not that interesting and don't do much but wander around, experience horror vignettes, and eventually find their way into the sewers. Highlighting the adult section by letting it stand on its own is a mistake. The medium of network television also prevented Wallace from getting too deep into the horror that King described in often vivid detail, so things like Richie facing the werewolf end up feeling a bit tame. Scary enough for network television, but not much else. This isn't helped at all by the rather cheap budget and short filming time which creates a very flat visual look to almost everything, death to most horror. It ends up being a fairly literal adaptation, making few major changes, condensing heavily, trying to keep focus on the characters, and eliminating the vast majority of small side characters that King populated the book with. Being fairly literal, though, it retains a lot of what makes the book frustrating to me, namely the feeling of random vignettes in a row. Kid/adult encounters It. Kid/adult gets scared. Kid/adult runs away without getting touched. I think it works slightly better here, though, because it just doesn't take as long as in the book which is two separate sections of a solid 100 pages each that does the same thing that the series does in a few minutes. It also retains King's disappointing ending where he reveals It in Its full form, and it's a giant spider. I mean, King spends a lot of time calling It this otherworldly, eternal thing, but he doesn't have the imagination to even imply some truly alien form. He settles with "the closest thing they can come up with is a giant spider" before he ends up calling it "the giant spider" for the rest of the section. So, the film just puts a giant spider in its finale. What doesn't work in the book doesn't work in the TV movie. Overall, the TV adaptation is a very literal adaptation that makes plenty of changes to fit the story into the medium of network television movie. It makes some curious changes to the structure while trying to retain some of it, but ultimately it's a safe work that retains more issues from the book than tries to fix them. Feature Film(s) The assortment of production companies (including New Line Cinema, who funded a three-part adaptation of The Lord of the Rings before the first one was even fully written) would only fund an adaptation of IT one at a time. So, they made the first part, released it, took in the cash, and then greenlit the second part. So, this led to major structural changes, especially in the first part, and I think it requires treating to two separately to some degree. Chapter One The biggest choice that Andy Muschietti made regarding the adaptation is keeping the children's story wholly contained in the first part. If one were to split the original novel into two halves, between the tales of children and adults, it's the children's story that works best independently. The adult section is so intimately tied to the children's section, King playing (not entirely successfully) with the idea of memory in the adult section that it cannot stand alone. The children's section is fodder for its own telling, and that's what Muschietti does. The biggest difference between the feature film's treatment of the material and the television adaptation of this part of the book is the overall approach to cinematic storytelling. The TV adaptation feels like a book adaptation. The feature film feels like a movie. It still retains much of the issues with the book, but scenes aren't quite as choppily put together, and the whole thing actually looks like a movie instead of a cheap TV production. I mean...I appreciate that. There's also this effort to make the series of horror vignettes feel more impactful and spread out rather than in a row, like the adaptation largely maintained. It ends up retaining a lot of the events of the film like Eddie encountering the Leper, for instance, but because they're spread out and spaced out better than the book, it's less obvious that it's just a series of close calls. It's interesting, though, that there's no werewolf. It's very prominent in the book, and even the TV adaptation included it. And the werewolf isn't in it because Pennywise the Clown gets far more attention than even the book gives it. Pennywise is the most prominent form of It in the book, but he's far from a majority. He's more like a prominent plurality. The rest is largely dedicated to the Mummy and the Werewolf with a smattering of other things all over the place (like the insane bully's dead friends guiding him in the adult section), but the most prominent scene of It with the group of kids outside the finale has It being in the form of the werewolf (when they all go to the rundown house). This means that It is in only one form when it scares the children: a clown. The Pennywise shape is explicitly done to lure kids in close to then feed on them. And then, the film has him be a source of terror in that form too. It's both, but those are mutually exclusive things. That leads to these amped up terror moments when Pennywise shuffles forward fast with his head jerking about as the only way to scare things. And that's kind of how the whole film approaches horror: big and obvious. There's no tension. It's mostly just big scary noises. It's more of a general approach to horror in film in the 2010s, but it's a difference in adaptation from the source. It's something that irks me, not because it's different, but because that type of horror is not scary, I don't think. Another change is that they give the kids a more personal motive to go into the sewers to face It in the form of It kidnapping Bev. They have to come back together after a fight (not in the books) to save their best friend, and it even gives us a moment where It demonstrates why he scares kids instead of how King does it: giving It a handful of chapters late where It essentially explains itself. In terms of adaptation, I think Chapter One is the best of the three. Not the most faithful, but the one that does the job best of moving the story from one medium to the next. Chapter Two And...then we get to the adult section. The adult section in the book is just not that robust. The adults receive the calls from Mike. They leave their lives to go to Derry (or not, in Stan's case). They meet at the Chinese restaurant and bond again. And then Mike...has them wander Derry for an afternoon to recover more memories, or something, which leads to the horror vignettes. Afterwards, they meet at the library, talk some more, one gets attacked by the old bully Henry Bowers, and they have to go down to the sewers two short instead of at full power with seven. For half of a 1200 page book, it's not a lot of story. A nearly 3-hour movie about this is going to go very thin, and Muschietti made the choice to do what the TV adaptation did: input childhood memories into the story when the childhood section is already complete. This time they invent things not in the book, though, which is...whatever. It's nice to see the clubhouse appear, I guess. This really feels like an attempt to pump up runtime so that the producers could call the finished product "epic". Anyway, the film actually moves through the reunion pretty quickly, and leaving us with a lot of time to focus on the dispersal across Derry. However, Muschietti comes up with an actual reason: The Ritual of Chud. The Ritual of Chud was in the book, but it was more about locking eyes with It and making it laugh, a facade for facing down this thing of fear and making it clear that you're not afraid of it. The film introduces busyness to collect mementos from the adults' childhood to burn in an old Native American urn for reasons. I mean...it's really just a fetch quest of dubious use, but it's something other than, "Just go, we'll meet up later." That does create the series of vignettes again, and it's where the film suffers the most. The reappearance of the kids' storylines ends up creating new events where the kids faced off with It, and they're aligned with the adults' encounters. So, we're getting double encounters with It where we know that the people will survive...for more than an hour. It drags. The movie drags badly. The confrontation with It in the end is much, much longer in the film than it is in the book, with each adult going into hallucinations from their past with Pennywise taunting them. At least Muschietti was determined to not just do a giant spider. We do get Pennywise's head on a giant spider with a heavier emphasis on the Dead Lights (from the book, but also present in the first feature film) that implies It being something bigger and more menacing than just a scary monster. I mean, the whole third act drags out way too long, but at least there's a real attempt at making the spider a mask for something more, though King's own description was that the spider form was It unmasked. Choices I've gone long, so let's wrap this up... It used to be that film was seen as this idealized form for a story in popular culture, that every great book needed to become a movie. That has shifted over the past decade or so where everyone wants their favorite book to be a long miniseries like Game of Thrones. And yet...imagine Jaws as a 10 part miniseries instead of the tight 2-hour film that Spielberg put out in the 70s. Anyway, my point is that IT doesn't need a 25-hour adaptation on Prime, or whatever. It needs, at most, 5-6 hours. You don't need to spend pages of the pseudo-intellectualizing by 10-year old characters. You don't need the series of repetitive horror vignettes. Heck, I don't think you need all of the characters (Stan, in particular, could get cut pretty easily, and I think there's an argument for combining Mike and Ben). That being said, the two adaptations, purely from the angle of the task of adaptation, are not bad. They retain the core of the book (the kids and their relationships). They retain a lot of events from the book. They ultimately feel like they belong in their own medium instead of being awkward attempts in the wrong one (this is how I view Pet Semetary). The most loyal would be the television adaptation. The best of them is probably Chapter One (though I don't think I'd quite call it good). The most improved is honestly Chapter Two because the adult section of the book is such a wet fart for a long stretch, and at least the ending of the movie works decently. They all make choices. They all change things. Some big things get changed a whole lot. A whole host of smaller things get changed (Ben being the historian of Derry instead of Mike feels like a crime against Mike). The choices are subjective. The source is flawed. The flaws come through. Some are fixed sometimes, but they're often just left along, translated into the new medium uncritically. Anyway, I'm done. That's enough. It was an interesting thought experiment. 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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: jsg at December 21, 2024 07:50 PM (Aq3kJ) 3
Wow... that was the longest thing I've never read.
Posted by: jim at December 21, 2024 07:51 PM (p9OE+) 4
Read the content
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 21, 2024 07:51 PM (OTdqV) 5
Hey Skip, how's your thumb feeling? Better?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 21, 2024 07:52 PM (OTdqV) 6
3 Wow... that was the longest thing I've never read.
Posted by: jim at December 21, 2024 07:51 PM (p9OE+) ==== This is smartness. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 07:53 PM (4LF+x) 7
Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Posted by: Gigantic Dude at December 21, 2024 07:53 PM (JkO4W) 8
That was a King-sized analysis, TJM. Coulda used some editing.
I kid! Never read the book, didn't see the movies. Watched the tv movie decades later and thought it was pretty good, as King adaptions go. I liked how the friends started questioning their memories and forcing through a willful ignorance to confront what really occurred. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 07:54 PM (kpS4V) 9
I don't get It.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F) 10
7 Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Posted by: Gigantic Dude at December 21, 2024 07:53 PM === Which Bev, though? Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 07:54 PM (4LF+x) 11
I heard Mufasa is projected to flatline. Poor Disney.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 07:54 PM (dDmld) 12
A really faithful adaptation of a book was "The Silence of the Lambs." I'd read the book before seeing the movie, and when I saw the movie I got nothing different from it than reading the book.
Well acted, of course, and handsomely produced, but...it was just like the book. (Yes, a couple of minor things got dropped, but the through-story was the exact same.) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 07:55 PM (CHHv1) 13
8 Never read the book, didn't see the movies. Watched the tv movie decades later and thought it was pretty good, as King adaptions go. I liked how the friends started questioning their memories and forcing through a willful ignorance to confront what really occurred.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 07:54 PM (kpS4V) === The whole memory thing in the book never quite feels like more than an excuse for doing the time jump. It's the start of an idea that King never finishes, which is par for the course for him. It's why I was interested in the idea of adapting the book before I watched the adaptations themselves. It felt like a great idea to explore for someone else. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 07:56 PM (4LF+x) 14
Well though I seen I think all if It at one time or another, never ever all at once. That synopsis might make more sense than the dozen times I watched parts of It.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9) 15
An adaptation that I found very closely adhered to the source material was Kubrick's Clockwork Orange.
Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2024 07:57 PM (i0F8b) 16
Of new releases, looking forward to "Nosferatu", OF COURSE, and tomorrow I may take in "Homestead":
"A nuclear bomb is detonated in Los Angeles, and the nation devolves into unprecedented chaos. Ex-Green Beret Jeff Eriksson and his family escape to The Homestead, an eccentric prepper’s fortress nestled in the mountains. As violent threats and apocalyptic conditions creep toward their borders, the residents of The Homestead are left to wonder: how long can a group of people resist both the dangers of human nature and the bloodshed at their doorstep?" Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 07:57 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 07:57 PM (4LF+x) 18
The only thing I've read by King was "Firestarter" and I had to make myself finish that. I must be missing something.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 07:58 PM (kpS4V) 20
vmom for going through about a 1inch and a half of my thumb it never hurt but was sensitive, but less every day.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:59 PM (fwDg9) 21
I think I need a break from the world: A Charlie Brown Christmas special.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 08:00 PM (VNX3d) 22
2 I like the Alistair Sim version of A Christmas Carol.
Only version we watch every year - truest to Dickens, and Alistair Sim, to boot! Amazing that he is so little remembered. Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 08:01 PM (NcvvS) 23
Heh. I interrupted my reading of a 1300-page novel to read TJM's dissertation about an adaptation of a 1200-page novel...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 08:01 PM (dxSpM) 25
Heh. I interrupted my reading of a 1300-page novel to read TJM's dissertation about an adaptation of a 1200-page novel...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr) That can't be War and Peace - the copy I have is 1450 pages. Shogun was 1270. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (VNX3d) 26
I'm cranky and reactionary, so I'm agin any of these durn CGI remakes of Disney classics on principle.
There was so much character and expression and fluidity in the 2-D characters, and the "lifelike" versions seem flat and lifeless. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (kpS4V) 27
I watched Criterion's 4k release of "Seven Samurai." You never feel the length of the movie at all, and it's almost three and a half hours long.
I've watched some 90 minute movies that felt like an eternity. Looking at you, Bill Rebane. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (CHHv1) 28
That can't be War and Peace - the copy I have is 1450 pages. Shogun was 1270.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (VNX3d) --- Wind and Truth Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (BpYfr) 29
I think only book I read of King was Cujo
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9) 30
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Never read a word of Stephen King. I have no intention of reading a word of Stephen King. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 08:01 PM === I was like this until a weird moment. I decided to watch The Dark Tower. It's bad. Not recommended. However, it had all of these little references to the larger universe that King had created through his books, namely a reference to The Crimson King, and I was intrigued. So, me being me, I decided that the only way to figure this out wasn't to read a Wikipedia article or even to read the Dark Tower series, but to read all of King. I think I'm an odd duck. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:04 PM (4LF+x) 31
Carrie was a very good film adaptation of a freaky, scary book.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:04 PM (tQrL+) 32
27 I watched Criterion's 4k release of "Seven Samurai." You never feel the length of the movie at all, and it's almost three and a half hours long.
I've watched some 90 minute movies that felt like an eternity. Looking at you, Bill Rebane. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (CHHv1) === Seven Samurai is a great example of how people generally don't understand the cinematic reality of pacing. By almost every measure people use and call pacing Seven Samurai fails, but it moves so easily for its entire 3.5 hours. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:06 PM (4LF+x) 33
Was a big S. King fan but "It" was when he began to lose me. Agree that the first half was a page-turner, then he seemed to lose the thread...see also The Stand. Funny that he hated Kubrick's take on The Shining. I still think it is the best adaptation of any of his books, and I've seen most of them. Second place I think would be The Dead Zone...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 08:06 PM (Cbio9) 34
31 Carrie was a very good film adaptation of a freaky, scary book.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:04 PM (tQrL+) ==== I like both versions! But yes, the earlier, De Palma one is better. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:07 PM (4LF+x) 35
I haven't read the book, nor seen the two films, but I am pleased that someone has finally recognized Information Technology for the rich human endeavor it is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t) 36
There was so much character and expression and fluidity in the 2-D characters, and the "lifelike" versions seem flat and lifeless.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:02 PM (kpS4V) ---------- I would be up for an all-animal version of Hamlet. If only Gilbert Gottfried was still alive to voice Polonius. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 08:07 PM (dDmld) 37
33 Was a big S. King fan but "It" was when he began to lose me. Agree that the first half was a page-turner, then he seemed to lose the thread...see also The Stand. Funny that he hated Kubrick's take on The Shining. I still think it is the best adaptation of any of his books, and I've seen most of them. Second place I think would be The Dead Zone...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 08:06 PM (Cbio9) === I don't think King understands why his own books work or not, so King railing against Kubrick, who improved his book, never moves me. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:08 PM (4LF+x) 38
Missed last week's Movie Thread. I read Conclave and rather enjoyed it. Anyone who thinks the Vatican isn't some cauldron of intrigue is delusional. But almost all these Vatican novels pit progressives as the protagonists and traditionalists as evil meanies. It would be fun to see Windswept House as a film. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 08:09 PM (dxSpM) 39
Does Pennywise ever hook up with Poundfoolish?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2024 08:09 PM (a3Q+t) 40
As for King, I think he was pretty good for about his first four or five books. "Carrie" isn't very good, as it's one of those "here's what happened, and here's what led to it" things.
"Salem's Lot" and "The Shining" are pretty good. I read "The Tommyknockers" and thought it had a good central idea, but boy did it need an editor. (I think he was Superking by this point.) "The Stand" ditto. Some of his short stories are OK, but a lot of them are kind of dumb. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:09 PM (CHHv1) 41
I like both versions!
But yes, the earlier, De Palma one is better. Posted by: TJM's phone at There's more than one? Sissy Spacek is just great. As was the woman who played her mother. Pet Semetary was a very scary book. Never saw the movie. Figured it would be stupid. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:10 PM (tQrL+) 42
So, me being me, I decided that the only way to figure this out wasn't to read a Wikipedia article or even to read the Dark Tower series, but to read all of King.
I think I'm an odd duck. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:04 PM (4LF+x) Having done some reading of King (not a lot) and F. Paul Wilson (much more) I prefer Wilson. Better prose, better characters, better plots, and far better horror. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie) 43
Not by King but by his loinfruit Joe Hill, the series "Nos4A2" was well done, and I believe Hill's mythos intertwines with King's world.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:10 PM (kpS4V) 44
The first 20% had me hooked, though.
And that is Stephen King novels in a nutshell with me. Start out great, lose me in the middle, and if I hang around to the end, I might get a payoff, mostly I don't. Meh on Stephen King. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:10 PM (Kdi1r) 45
More pages than a congressional spending bill.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 08:11 PM (63Dwl) 46
Skip, that's good!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 21, 2024 08:11 PM (OTdqV) 47
"Christine" is a fairly good King adaptation. "Firestarter" has this great cast and is really pretty bad.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:11 PM (CHHv1) 48
41 There's more than one?
Sissy Spacek is just great. As was the woman who played her mother. Pet Semetary was a very scary book. Never saw the movie. Figured it would be stupid. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:10 PM === Remade about a decade ago with Hit Girl from Kick Ass as Carrie. The 80s version of Pet Semetary feels like disconnected scenes from the book stitched together. Poster child for "the book is better". Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:11 PM (4LF+x) 49
Thinner was spooky.
I liked The Stand. It scared me. Cujo was popcorn, but a fun read. The Shining was awesome. As was the film with Jack Nicholson. Guess I read a lot of King. Oh well. So Sue me. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:12 PM (tQrL+) 50
If nothing else at least until I saw ending eventually was
A big spider? Really? Better if it was Pennywise as a demon Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9) 51
47 "Christine" is a fairly good King adaptation. "Firestarter" has this great cast and is really pretty bad.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:11 PM (CHHv1) === Firestarter is where I think King started to lose any semblance of self control. It's his first massive mess, and the adaptation had no interest in fixing anything, making it even worse than the book. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:13 PM (4LF+x) 52
Add Salem's Lot and Misery.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (tQrL+) 53
50 If nothing else at least until I saw ending eventually was
A big spider? Really? Better if it was Pennywise as a demon Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 08:12 PM === It's an eternal being with no shape. But King doesn't know how to convey that, so he resorts to giant spider. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (4LF+x) 54
I didn't even know there was a Sonic 2, and now there's a 3?
Maybe unpoopular, but I liked the first Sonic movie. I don't know much about what they had to change, other than Sonic's look, but it's generally well done. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (nNWCn) 55
King disliking Kubrick's "The Shining" is pretty rich, when contrasted with King's turn behind the camera for "Maximum Overdrive."
Or the remake of "The Shining" with King as screenwriter and producer. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (CHHv1) 56
52 Add Salem's Lot and Misery.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (tQrL+) ==== Salem's Lot is apparently the only book my grandfather forbade my mother from reading. It was too scary, he thought. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:15 PM (4LF+x) 57
Thanks for the movie thread.
I've been trying to find the most disturbing horror - slasher films I can. I did see "Children of the Corn" which was underwhelming. Unlikable liberal douchebags that I kind of wanted horrible things to happen to. "The Mist" was good but King really hates religion. I tried something different yesterday and watched Amazon's "The Tomorrow War" starring Chris Pratt, who I have heard of. I looked it up. Amazon spent $200 million on that movie. Interesting premise. Aliens attack Earth in 2050 and are wiping put humanity. The humans come back 30 years to recruit people to help them fight. Great effects. The aliens looked awesome. Nearly impossible to kill at first and later on they were dropping like flies with little effort. So many plot holes. Plot chasms. $200 million and they couldn't get a few extra people to review the script? It was a movie that looked up at the beautiful sky seeing an amazing world of possibilities, bent down, removed a sewer grate, ignored the sewage, descended and kept getting shittier and shittier with each passing minute. And I'm not that fussy. I haven't seen 5% of the movies many of you have. 3 out of 10. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 08:16 PM (jvJvP) 58
It's an eternal being with no shape.
But King doesn't know how to convey that, so he resorts to giant spider. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (4LF+x) --- It's hard enough to convey formless, eternal evil on the written page. It's impossible to do it in a visual medium. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:16 PM (BpYfr) 59
I must have been in my 20's when I read Salem's Lot, but it was terrifying. I wonder how it would hold up today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 08:16 PM (dDmld) 60
I think I need a break from the world: A Charlie Brown Christmas special.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 08:00 PM (VNX3d) Ahh! Big Penguin infiltrated one of my childhood favorites! Snoopy as a penguin! He's funnier as a vulture on Lucy's head, though. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 08:17 PM (VNX3d) 61
Salem's Lot is apparently the only book my grandfather forbade my mother from reading. It was too scary, he thought.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December Rosemary's Baby (not King, I know) was far scarier than Salem's Lot. Maybe because I was pregnant when I read it. *shivers* Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:17 PM (tQrL+) 62
I have no opinion on It, not having read the book, nor seen the recent films. I did see the teevee version eons ago, but don't remember that much about it.
I was stuck in a hotel the other day, and the boy wanted to watch Home Alone 2. Funny how evil Tim Curry looks, no matter what character he's playing. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 08:18 PM (nNWCn) 63
King disliking Kubrick's "The Shining" is pretty rich, when contrasted with King's turn behind the camera for "Maximum Overdrive."
Or the remake of "The Shining" with King as screenwriter and producer. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (CHHv1) If the main character is a Mary Sue, then I could understand it. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 08:18 PM (D7oie) 64
58 It's hard enough to convey formless, eternal evil on the written page. It's impossible to do it in a visual medium.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:16 PM (BpYfr) === I don't think it's impossible. It just requires going backwards instead of trying to go forwards. Put perception back, say two dimensionally, and then imply from there. We can't perceive 4 dimensions, but our imagination call begin to paint in 3 dimensions when only given 2. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:18 PM (4LF+x) 65
I'm a little surprised "Eyes of the Dragon" hasn't been adapted to the screen yet. It's short enough it could easily fit into a 2-hour runtime (or a little more).
With the popularity of fantasy like Game of Thrones, it would be relatively simple to adapt. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:19 PM (BpYfr) 66
I watched "Red One" which isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be (that should be the poster tagline), but no effing way it cost $350,000,000. There is some money laundering going on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:19 PM (kpS4V) 67
Cujo was a great read. Tight. Never cared to see the movie, and from what I've heard, I chose wisely.
In the right hands, Thinner would be a great movie.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 08:19 PM (Cbio9) 68
I read The Dark Tower series when I was younger. I thought it was okay enough to finish. King does have recurring characters in his books. Randall Flagg is in a few, like The Stand and Eye of the Needle (which is a darn good read).
I liked Shadowland by Peter Straub more than most anything King wrote,though. Posted by: jsg at December 21, 2024 08:20 PM (Aq3kJ) 69
It's hard enough to convey formless, eternal evil on the written page. It's impossible to do it in a visual medium.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:16 PM (BpYfr) Buffy the Vampire Slayer enters the chat. No, seriously, evil is whatever it wants to be, and the show does a great job illustrating that. Not least of all bringing back a dead character as a ghost, and trying to get other characters to think this ghost is trying to help. Wildly effective when I first saw it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 08:20 PM (nNWCn) 70
TJM then a demon maybe
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 08:21 PM (fwDg9) 71
And that is Stephen King novels in a nutshell with me. Start out great, lose me in the middle, and if I hang around to the end, I might get a payoff, mostly I don't. Meh on Stephen King.
Posted by: Puddleglum Same. He's a terrible writer. Just lazy awful. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:21 PM (b294k) 72
67 Cujo was a great read. Tight. Never cared to see the movie, and from what I've heard, I chose wisely.
In the right hands, Thinner would be a great movie.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 08:19 PM === Factoid: King has no memory of writing Cujo he was so fucked up. I think Thinner was made into a movie. It was also the last Richard Bachman book published before people figured out that he was King's pseudonym. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:21 PM (4LF+x) 73
Thx TJM. Read some King when I was younger, like Salem's Lot and The Stand. Liked the first TV version of Salem's Lot with James Mason and David Soul. Liked that a lot , haven't seen the subsequent ones. The TV miniseries of The Stand was meh. The Shining was a good book and movie. Stand by Me was an interesting an ok story but a good movie. Seems like all of King's works bothe written and movie/TV adaptations are hit and miss, sometimes at the same time
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2024 08:21 PM (DopAq) Posted by: jsg at December 21, 2024 08:21 PM (Aq3kJ) 75
Every King novel follows the same pattern. Starts out intriguing, devolves into a cluster and then he has no idea how to end it.
The Stand was better than IT but ultimately also a mess. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld) 76
Yowza! This fortnight's movies got kicked in their ratings balls
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 08:22 PM (L/fGl) 77
75 The Stand was better than IT but ultimately also a mess.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:22 PM === I much prefer The Stand and think it works quite well. King was still trying, and I think it showed. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:23 PM (4LF+x) 78
The De Palma version of "Carrie" is better than the book. And the opening is....
.... ...very very special. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:23 PM (CHHv1) 79
...very very special.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm I had such a crush on Amy Irving in 1976 or whenever. Hubba hubba. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:24 PM (b294k) 80
Same. He's a terrible writer. Just lazy awful.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:21 PM (b294k) And he is a deranged Leftard. I am quite content to not support him in any way. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 08:24 PM (8zz6B) 81
King disliking Kubrick's "The Shining" is pretty rich, when contrasted with King's turn behind the camera for "Maximum Overdrive."
Or the remake of "The Shining" with King as screenwriter and producer. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:14 PM (CHHv1) There are pieces of any Kubrick film that are well done, but overall most of his films fail, because he's a piece of shit human being, and doesn't know how to treat characters like people. Nor does he understand what ghosts are, apparently. The book is great. His move is ultimately a failure. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 08:25 PM (nNWCn) 82
Buffy the Vampire Slayer enters the chat.
No, seriously, evil is whatever it wants to be, and the show does a great job illustrating that. Not least of all bringing back a dead character as a ghost, and trying to get other characters to think this ghost is trying to help. Wildly effective when I first saw it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 08:20 PM (nNWCn) --- The First was able to take on various forms, but we never saw its true shape. We really only saw it through the perceptions of the characters. It's an eldritch abomination of sorts, so to view it in its true form should blast the sanity right out of the viewer. It's easy to describe that in a written medium, but very difficult to convey that on screen, as we need our imaginations to fill in the gaps so that we are properly horrified. When the evil is shown in all its glory on screen, it often loses something. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:26 PM (BpYfr) 83
I still love 'The Lost Boys'. Fun film
St. Elmo's Fire sucked. Bad. I hated all the characters. The TV adaptation of 'It'. Haven't seen it in years but I recall liking it. Tim Reid and John Ritter were/are very good in most things they were in. RIP JR. Never saw the movie 'IT'. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:26 PM (Kdi1r) 84
Never read it. Never watched either TV or Movie adapts. And I’ve probably read every other King book, as horrible as some of them are. Can’t put my finger on It why though.
Posted by: epador at December 21, 2024 08:26 PM (ip9rs) 85
'that late scene with the Losers Club in the sewers and Bev's solution to get out'
There was a lot of good story for Stephen King fan but that scene fucked the book up for me. One of the strengths of his books is you could identify with the characters and imagine you're doing what they're doing. That got blown out of the water. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 08:26 PM (3wi/L) 86
Off-King, but I'm watching "Diva" one of those great 80's visual films. Oh, sorry, it's French.
Anyway, a policewoman comes across a corpse in the road. She clearly says "Merde!" but the subtitles say "F*ck!" Quite a change from when a French character would say "Merde!" and the subtitles would say "Darn!" Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:26 PM (CHHv1) 87
I think the only book by King I ever read was the one about the JFK assassination. Started It but could...not....finish.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 08:29 PM (LHPAg) 88
Quite a change from when a French character would say "Merde!" and the subtitles would say "Darn!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm There was a documentary I watched about a group in communist Romania, or some such, that would make copies of Western movies, but dubbed into Romanian. The Character would say "Fuck!" and the Romanian dubber would ALWAYS say "Go to hell!" Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:30 PM (b294k) 89
>>>Movies I Saw This Fortnight:
heh. Lots of clunkers to sit through. Not even one to make it worthwhile. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2024 08:31 PM (klJTj) 90
89 >>>Movies I Saw This Fortnight:
heh. Lots of clunkers to sit through. Not even one to make it worthwhile. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2024 08:31 PM === I didn't want it this way! I wanted to have a good time! Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:32 PM (4LF+x) 91
Wolf Creek - Australia - 2005 - Tubi.
Based on actual events in the Australian Outback where you don't want your car to break down. Some beautiful shots of Australia. 9 out of 10. Invasion of the Body Snatchers - I liked it. 9 out of 10. Lifechanger - US - 2018 - Tubi. A dying shapeshifter has to constantly change bodies. Not too gory and was nicely different. 8.5 out of 10. Hostel - 2005 - thought it would be more horrible. Unlikable main characters, story sucked. Lots of nice perky female breasts so 6 out of 10. ABC's of Death - 26 short films about death - one for each letter from directors around the world. Cool. Different. 8.5 out of 10. Finished all the 'Saw' series. Had to buy 3l very enjoyable. I really liked them. Hey, Christmas movies. Technically the french movie "Inside" takes place late on Christmas Eve and into Christmas Day. It also mentally prepared me for the 'Saw' series. Quite a movie. Everyone have a happy week. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 08:33 PM (jvJvP) 92
heh. Lots of clunkers to sit through. Not even one to make it worthwhile.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous I can sit here and read you morons, or I can watch MST3K Track of the Moon Beast on YouTube. Oh, heck. I can do both. Has the game kicked off? Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:34 PM (b294k) 93
Quite a change from when a French character would say "Merde!" and the subtitles would say "Darn!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm War is heck! https://youtu.be/7Thq-SBtukg Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 08:35 PM (L/fGl) 94
Freshman dies in kiln explosion.
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2024 08:35 PM (IDphi) 95
I watched the most pointless movie I think I've seen -
"For the Plasma" - spoilers of course... A young woman gets invited to a remote Maine house to work for her friend who has some sort of forest fire monitoring job - but she's actually some sort of psychic who can predict stock futures. And...the film doesn't go anywhere. The non-psychic wanders around Maine...which is pretty enough but...we get no explanation of why the other girl can make these predictions, who she works for, or why the location in Maine matters. The movie ends with the psychic going off for some other employment as her friend asks her to explain anything and she refuses which I guess is meant to echo what the movie writer knew the audience was thinking? Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:36 PM (oZhjI) 96
Maximum Overdrive is based on a SK short story that is very good. The ending is different than the movie. Not 'happy' at all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:36 PM (Kdi1r) 97
94 Freshman dies in kiln explosion.
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2024 08:35 PM (IDphi) ----------- She was going to make me a pot. Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at December 21, 2024 08:37 PM (dDmld) 98
Buffy the Vampire Slayer enters the chat.
I still can't get over how bad the last season of that show was. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:37 PM (oZhjI) 99
IMO, SK is an over hyped hack.
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2024 08:38 PM (IDphi) 100
96 Maximum Overdrive is based on a SK short story that is very good. The ending is different than the movie. Not 'happy' at all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:36 PM === I don't think the original short story is all that. Day of the Triffids but with trucks. Meh. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:38 PM (4LF+x) 101
Is Maximum Overdrive the origin story for Pixar's Cars?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:38 PM (oZhjI) 102
I hate to spend money to be scared out of my seat.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 08:38 PM (LHPAg) 103
33 Was a big S. King fan but "It" was when he began to lose me. Agree that the first half was a page-turner, then he seemed to lose the thread...see also The Stand. Funny that he hated Kubrick's take on The Shining. I still think it is the best adaptation of any of his books, and I've seen most of them. Second place I think would be The Dead Zone...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 08:06 PM (Cbio9) ++++ I enjoyed the original publication of The Stand. That "uncut" version released years later was a real chore, though. Around 50% longer and you can really see how a work can suffer without a good editor. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2024 08:39 PM (klJTj) 104
I may go watch "Teeth" again.
A pretty teenage girl with teeth in her vagina. Vagina dentata. But somehow it works. Night all. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 08:39 PM (jvJvP) 105
102 I hate to spend money to be scared out of my seat.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 08:38 PM === I think one movie has scared me over the past decade: The Babadook. One book, The Shining, made me second guess walking down a dark hallway for a moment, which I did without being attacked by a ghost somehow. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:40 PM (4LF+x) 106
97 94 Freshman dies in kiln explosion.
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2024 08:35 PM (IDphi) ----------- She was going to make me a pot. Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at December 21, 2024 08:37 PM (dDmld) I don't want to be alone. And could you get some of your friends to go with us? Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 08:41 PM (LHPAg) 107
I may go watch "Teeth" again.
A pretty teenage girl with teeth in her vagina. Vagina dentata. I knew that shit was real. Posted by: Barack Obama at December 21, 2024 08:41 PM (oZhjI) 108
Being 80th anniversary of Battle of the Bulge, watched a video on making Battleground, they didn't want to use Gen McAuiffe' Nuts response, but enough x GIs working on the movie wouldn't let them change it
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 08:42 PM (fwDg9) 109
I watched IF this week. After a very sad open when you thought "is this the family movie I was promised", it's a really good movie with a(n obvious to me) twist...knowing the twist doesn't make the movie less rewarding.
It's tough to be an original all ages movie these days, especially a 100% non woke one...IF delivered... Posted by: Nova Local at December 21, 2024 08:42 PM (exHjb) 110
It's ladies night here at the Dexter Lake Club.
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2024 08:43 PM (IDphi) 111
That was a very long essay. By the time I finished, Tennessee was toast.
Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 08:43 PM (IG7T0) 112
I think one movie has scared me over the past decade: The Babadook.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:40 PM (4LF+x) What made it so scary for you? I found the kid annoying as hell. And before this, I watched a lot of kids comedy shows that had some pretty annoying characters. Really annoying! But that kid.....ughhhh. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 08:43 PM (jvJvP) 113
I think one movie has scared me over the past decade: The Babadook.
I liked it, but TBH supernatural horror movies aren't very scary to me. I believe the meaning of the movie is that the monster is really depression and grief Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:45 PM (oZhjI) 114
I also watched Red One. If you can get over the plot holes that make the holes in swiss cheese seem miniscule, it's a nice movie (not great, but I respect that the Rock and Chris Evans did not phone in their roles). Santa steals the show, and the ending ride pretty much took every internet question of "how does Santa do X" and answered it, so that made for a fun ending.
IF, as mentioned, is the worthy movie to watch...but if you or your kids are bored, this one is a nice holiday distraction...for this year. It's not gonna become the next Elf, or anything... Posted by: Nova Local at December 21, 2024 08:45 PM (exHjb) 115
98 Buffy the Vampire Slayer enters the chat.
I still can't get over how bad the last season of that show was. Posted by: 18-1 The first 2-3 seasons were really good! When Buffy died they should have ended the series. Her getting together with Spike was stupid and the whole last season was awful. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:46 PM (4piHn) 116
Evening.
Haven't seen It the miniseries in decade. Never saw It the movies. Never read It the book but I did skim to the infamous scene to see if it was as bad as they say and YIKES! Jesus fucking Jehosaphat, what the hell is wrong with King? Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 08:46 PM (Ndvkr) 117
104 I may go watch "Teeth" again.
A pretty teenage girl with teeth in her vagina. Vagina dentata. But somehow it works. Night all. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 08:39 PM (jvJvP) There is no reason in hell to watch that twice. Posted by: jsg at December 21, 2024 08:46 PM (Aq3kJ) 118
66 I watched "Red One" which isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be (that should be the poster tagline), but no effing way it cost $350,000,000. There is some money laundering going on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:19 PM (kpS4V) And I should read the comments 1st... Posted by: Nova Local at December 21, 2024 08:47 PM (exHjb) 119
Anyone see that new LOTR anime film?
Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 08:47 PM (Ndvkr) 120
The last movie I watched again that I really enjoyed and got more out of it the second time was The Prestige. Knowing the big reveal you could understand much more of the earlier parts of the movie
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:48 PM (oZhjI) 121
I saw The Exorcist when it came out in the theaters. I was a child and went with my mom and her Bible study group. They had no idea what they were walking in to.
Nope. Nope. Nope. I can't do devil/satan shit. Nope nope nope. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:48 PM (4piHn) 122
Nope. Nope. Nope. I can't do devil/satan shit. Nope nope nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage My mom took me to Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte when I was four. It's part of the reason I am the way I am. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:49 PM (b294k) 123
Dancing around the fire with deer antlers on my head and drinking ale. Happy winter solstice everyone!
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2024 08:50 PM (IDphi) 124
I'm not sure, but I think OSU is going to win this game.
The Steelers have finally hit that wall and have gone as far as their mediocrity will take them. Meh. Penn State suprised me and won. I was expecting a Franklin Special. Glorious underperformance and choking. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:50 PM (Kdi1r) 125
I think I read somewhere, don’t know the veracity of the claim, but McAuliff’s written response, while terse, was quite a lot more profane than “Nuts”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 08:51 PM (r3wfs) 126
Dancing around the fire with deer antlers on my head and drinking ale. Happy winter solstice everyone!
---------- Druids. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 08:51 PM (dDmld) 127
LOTR anime?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:51 PM (Kdi1r) 128
I watched Man On the Inside starring Ted Danson. I found it inoffensive and amusing. It's about an undercover resident inserted into a retirement building to investigate a series of theft. I'd call it a dramedy. I liked it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 08:52 PM (L/fGl) 129
"Maximum Overdrive" would have worked much better if it was a remake of "The Invisible Invaders." (50's sci-fi/horror film directed by a guy who did Three Stooges shorts.)
It would, at least, make a certain mechanical sense. Instead, King just demonstrated perfectly that he should not contribute to any adaptations of his work. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:52 PM (CHHv1) 130
I read a break down of the newer Star Wars movies that pointed out that in the light saber fights they intentionally and obviously aim to hit each other's sabers.
Now whenever I see a clip I can't not notice that Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:52 PM (oZhjI) 131
The biggest problem with movies involving Satan/The Devil is that every single time, Satan/The Devil wins. It's depressing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:53 PM (CHHv1) 132
There is no reason in hell to watch that twice.
Posted by: jsg at December 21, 2024 08:46 PM (Aq3kJ) Well actually......there is. -shaitan Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 08:53 PM (LHPAg) 133
124 I'm not sure, but I think OSU is going to win this game.
The Steelers have finally hit that wall and have gone as far as their mediocrity will take them. Meh. Penn State suprised me and won. I was expecting a Franklin Special. Glorious underperformance and choking. Posted by: Puddleglum Tennessee looks flat. Russell Wilson can eabod. The North Dakota State vs South Dakota State game was all kinds of awesome. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:53 PM (6nASi) 134
Still waiting for TJM to review the Quatermass films.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 08:54 PM (CHHv1) 135
The last movie I watched again that I really enjoyed and got more out of it the second time was The Prestige.
- I liked it too. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 08:54 PM (L/fGl) 136
The biggest problem with movies involving Satan/The Devil is that every single time, Satan/The Devil wins. It's depressing.
I saw Constantine a while back. Its not a good movie but...Satan doesn't win. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:54 PM (oZhjI) 137
I was surprised at how poor was SMU's athleticism was
Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 08:55 PM (IG7T0) 138
Damn. Westminster Dog Show just had a commercial 'Stand Up To Jewish Hate'.
WTF? Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 08:55 PM (LHPAg) 139
OT, but I'm reading a book on Russia and vodka, and one night in his US tour, notorious booze hound Yeltsin was found by SS agents shambling on Pennsylvania Avenue in his underwear trying to hail a cab to go get pizza! 😆
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:56 PM (kpS4V) 140
King's best books (that I've read) are:
!) "Pet Semetary" 2) "Cujo" 3) "The Shining" 1 deserves a good movie, which it hasn't had. 2 maybe got about as good a movie as it could have, given the story but it deserves a better flick. 3 was fine but the run through the garden maze was a boring tension killer. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 08:56 PM (iJfKG) 141
The biggest problem with movies involving Satan/The Devil is that every single time, Satan/The Devil wins. It's depressing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm Find Nefarious on Prime. Unsettling. Awesome film. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 21, 2024 08:56 PM (b294k) 142
139 OT, but I'm reading a book on Russia and vodka, and one night in his US tour, notorious booze hound Yeltsin was found by SS agents shambling on Pennsylvania Avenue in his underwear trying to hail a cab to go get pizza! 😆
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos That's the best thing I've heard all day. Heh Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:57 PM (jLKE+) 143
LOTR anime?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:51 PM (Kdi1r) Lord Of The Rings: War Of The Rohirrim, directed by Kenji Kamiyama. A lot of nerds on YouBoob have been hating on it since it's announced. I have more faith in Kamiyama as a director than I do in angry nerds. Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 08:57 PM (Ndvkr) 144
140 3 was fine but the run through the garden maze was a boring tension killer.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 08:56 PM (iJfKG) === Everything about the topiary in the book is simply wrong. It is the wrong type of horror. It is the wrong source of horror. It is silly. It doesn't work. It's one of the big reasons I like the movie more than the book, which I like quite a bit otherwise. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 08:58 PM (4LF+x) 145
Posted by: naturalfake
Dude. Cujo, the movie was a laugh. The St Bernard was wagging his tail the whole time!! Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:59 PM (jLKE+) 146
The LOTR anime isn't about Helm Hammerhand. It's about his sassy daughter Yasqueen Eorlboss.
Kerbal Space Program (mentioned by Elon) had a trailer that was amazing. It gave me one-step-for-man chills IRL, even though the characters are green goobers. Later SpaceX made a video that used the same music. https://youtu.be/P_nj6wW6Gsc?si=fvTuwbfPUxAiIz6v Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 08:59 PM (lhenN) 147
145 Posted by: naturalfake
Dude. Cujo, the movie was a laugh. The St Bernard was wagging his tail the whole time!! Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:59 PM (jLKE+) They had Cujo racheted in on the 'cat' setting. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 09:00 PM (LHPAg) 148
Saw Clint Eastwood's latest "Juror No. 2".
It's streaming now on Max...I think. I enjoyed it and stayed interested. Though it goes pretty much exactly where you think it will. So, that makes the ending flat, which in turn makes you go "meh". Excellent, crisp direction, great acting, unsurprising script. Check it out. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:01 PM (iJfKG) 149
Way past bedtime
Have a great evening everyone Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 09:01 PM (fwDg9) 150
These commercials for the university during college football games are all scientists and laboratories and Nobel-quality research. Never green-haired Gender Theory professors and keffiya-wearing Jew hating students Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:04 PM (dxSpM) 151
Posted by: naturalfake
Dude. Cujo, the movie was a laugh. The St Bernard was wagging his tail the whole time!! Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 08:59 PM (jLKE+) They had Cujo racheted in on the 'cat' setting. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 09:00 PM (LHPAg) Well, that''s what I mean. It a solid, tight read, but the movie ain't great. Maybe they could CGI Cujo to get aa better movie. And even then, it's a gal stuck in a car for an hour and a half movie. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:04 PM (iJfKG) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 09:05 PM (CO5FX) 153
The LOTR anime isn't about Helm Hammerhand. It's about his sassy daughter Yasqueen Eorlboss.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 08:59 PM (lhenN) I imagine it has sweet feck all to do with anything in Lord Of The Rings. Studios, having no faith in original material, will often slap the name of an established property to a script that has nothing to do with it. Rework it a little to add some connection or two and voila! Franchise film. I'm going to guess it's a decent enough fantasy movie. I plan on seeing that and Nosferatu when I get home. Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:06 PM (Ndvkr) 154
Muppet Cujo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 09:07 PM (kpS4V) 155
My secret shame. So much of contemporary entertainment offends me that I seek solace in the entertainment of days gone by. I've been watching a lot of the old '60s series Emergency! in which firemen /paramedics Gage and DeSoto rescue man, woman, child, and sometimes horses, dogs, and other animals from peril.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 09:08 PM (L/fGl) 156
Border Collie Cujo - maybe not so scary, but herds people to their doom.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 09:08 PM (VNX3d) 157
Good thread. I stamp it "Good." Now I must off to bed. The ONT is sure to be a Zappa-fest, as today is FZ's birthday.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 09:10 PM (CHHv1) 158
153 The LOTR anime isn't about Helm Hammerhand. It's about his sassy daughter Yasqueen Eorlboss.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 08:59 PM (lhenN) I imagine it has sweet feck all to do with anything in Lord Of The Rings. Studios, having no faith in original material, will often slap the name of an established property to a script that has nothing to do with it. Rework it a little to add some connection or two and voila! Franchise film. I'm going to guess it's a decent enough fantasy movie. I plan on seeing that and Nosferatu when I get home. Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:06 PM (Ndvkr I believe I read somewhere that the movie was created just to keep the rights to the books. Which is why Spider Man movies are being pumped out all the time. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 09:10 PM (jvJvP) 159
156 Border Collie Cujo - maybe not so scary, but herds people to their doom.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Heh! I like it! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 09:10 PM (Kdi1r) 160
Muppet Cujo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 09:07 PM (kpS4V) Wouldn't that just be Animal? Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:10 PM (Ndvkr) 161
Muppet Cujo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 09:07 PM (kpS4V) Make Cujo a teacup Chihuahua with venomous fangs. His victims are all found sprawled out with 2 red Sharpie dots on an ankle, a huge saving on makeup. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 09:11 PM (8zz6B) 162
150
These commercials for the university during college football games are all scientists and laboratories and Nobel-quality research. Never green-haired Gender Theory professors and keffiya-wearing Jew hating students Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:04 PM (dxSpM) They're all ad men. Did you ever believe you could feed a starving Ethiopian for .23 a day? To begin with, they were lying, but then Granny sending in $5 US a month multiplied wy whatever mad a tidy sum which was grifted and made some bastards rich. Boy I'm a cheerful sumbitch tonight. Clemson lost. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 09:12 PM (LHPAg) 163
I believe I read somewhere that the movie was created just to keep the rights to the books.
Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 09:10 PM (jvJvP) Probably. Film rights are usually "use it or lose it." Studios can't just buy a license and then sit on it. Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:13 PM (Ndvkr) 164
Well crap. Can I go OT and ask for a quick prayer? My bipolar sister just texted me and wants to talk. Previous conversations have been...concerning...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 09:14 PM (Cbio9) 165
TJM,
I see you're still plowing through Joel Schumacher's oeuvre of crap. Soon, you will come to the realization that "8 MM" is indeed his best movie. Maybe(mostly) because it was written by Andrew Kevin Walker and plays out as a kind of refutation of "Seven". Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:14 PM (iJfKG) 166
155 My secret shame. So much of contemporary entertainment offends me that I seek solace in the entertainment of days gone by. I've been watching a lot of the old '60s series Emergency! in which firemen /paramedics Gage and DeSoto rescue man, woman, child, and sometimes horses, dogs, and other animals from peril.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 09:08 PM (L/fGl) You're not alone. Roku, PlutoTV and Tubi are your friends. Also, may I suggest asian stuff. I've really enjoyed the asian horror movies I've watched but there's other stuff too. No gays or blacks bitching about racism. And I don't give a crap that I'm not represented. I just want good stories. Cats came in. Time to watch something horrible. Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 09:14 PM (jvJvP) 167
I like some of early, pre accident Stephen King. IT wasn't one of my favorites but it was entertaining. I really enjoy his short story collections. Short SK is so much easier to take.
Posted by: Megthered at December 21, 2024 09:15 PM (HZt/w) 168
164 Well crap. Can I go OT and ask for a quick prayer? My bipolar sister just texted me and wants to talk. Previous conversations have been...concerning...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 09:14 PM (Cbio9 I hope this is happier. Good luck and all the best! Posted by: Stateless at December 21, 2024 09:16 PM (jvJvP) 169
It would be rather revolting, not that I would watch, to have a PennSt v Ohio St rematch for the title.
Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 09:17 PM (IG7T0) 170
Well crap. Can I go OT and ask for a quick prayer? My bipolar sister just texted me and wants to talk. Previous conversations have been...concerning...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 09:14 PM (Cbio9) Maybe she just wants to talk about the LOTR anime? Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:17 PM (Ndvkr) 171
169 It would be rather revolting, not that I would watch, to have a PennSt v Ohio St rematch for the title.
Posted by: Accomack PSU doesn't win games that matter. A guarantee win for OSU. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 09:19 PM (Kdi1r) 172
It would be rather revolting, not that I would watch, to have a PennSt v Ohio St rematch for the title.
Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 09:17 PM (IG7T0) I strongly suspect that unless Notre Dame beats Georgia, it will be Texas VS Georgia for the 3rd time this year. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:20 PM (iJfKG) 173
And then of course there are movies like The Running Man. I recently rewatched it and it sadly holds up better than it deserves to. Much of the silly media fakes and the outright lies about who did what to whom in news reports are no longer silly.
And of course Richard Dawson was perfect. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2024 09:21 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:21 PM (iJfKG) 175
128 I watched Man On the Inside starring Ted Danson. I found it inoffensive and amusing. It's about an undercover resident inserted into a retirement building to investigate a series of theft. I'd call it a dramedy. I liked it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 08:52 PM (L/fGl) I loved it - glad someone else liked it, too! Posted by: Nova Local at December 21, 2024 09:21 PM (exHjb) 176
164 Well crap. Can I go OT and ask for a quick prayer? My bipolar sister just texted me and wants to talk. Previous conversations have been...concerning...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 09:14 PM (Cbio9) Luke 12 vs 12: For the Holy Ghost shall teach you in the same hour what ye ought to say. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 09:22 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 09:24 PM (Cbio9) 178
12 A really faithful adaptation of a book was "The Silence of the Lambs." I'd read the book before seeing the movie, and when I saw the movie I got nothing different from it than reading the book.
Well acted, of course, and handsomely produced, but...it was just like the book. (Yes, a couple of minor things got dropped, but the through-story was the exact same.) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 07:55 PM (CHHv1) Pfft ... You want a faithful adaptation, you come to me ... Posted by: Peter Jackson after reading the Hobbit at December 21, 2024 09:25 PM (TTAGa) 179
I tried to watch The Lawnmower Man a few weeks ago. I could not finish it. Ive mostly blotted out what I did see but the bad guys were painfully stereotyped and the good guys, if there were any, painfully stupid.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2024 09:26 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 09:26 PM (aVbgC) 181
I liked The Running Man but we do not speak of the film adaptation. Ever.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 21, 2024 09:27 PM (lXCUP) 182
181 I liked The Running Man but we do not speak of the film adaptation. Ever.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 21, 2024 09:27 PM (lXCUP) === I kind of grew up with the Arnold movie. It's a favorite of my father's. Edgar Wright is currently filming a new adaptation, starring Glen Powell. I'm excited. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 09:29 PM (4LF+x) 183
IIRC King said that the low point of his alcoholism was when he was writing It. That's consistent with my vague memories of reading it, a long time ago. The villain seemed so unfocused and abstract. And of course the "get out of the sewers" business was depraved and insane.
The most faithful-to-the-book movie I've ever seen was The Fourth Protocol, based on the Frederic Forsyth book. I liked both, but the movie was a bit by-the-numbers. Day of the Jackal was similarly faithful to the book, but in that case, the movie had a real soul; it's a remarkable piece of work IMO. Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2024 09:29 PM (hmKaK) 184
137 I was surprised at how poor was SMU's athleticism was
Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 08:55 PM (IG7T0) The Pony Express they ain't ... Posted by: Ron Meyer at December 21, 2024 09:30 PM (TTAGa) 185
It was really good until the reveal. Went from really creepy to meh , a spider.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:30 PM (D6PGr) 186
On the other hand, I picked up a collection of lower-tier King-based movies a month or so ago, and except for The Night Shift were bad but enjoyable. Still have Thinner to go. Silver Bullet and Dead Zone were almost good. But Christopher Walken makes up for a lot of sins.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2024 09:31 PM (EXyHK) 187
I found The Running Man movie a bit silly, but entertaining. Arnold's Arnold-ness helped.
It won my heart when the resistance was going through a file folder for the critical news video, and came across a version that said "Edited for Television." How many times did I see that growing up, for a movie that had been cut for length, to fit in a neat time slot with commercials? Countless. To turn that innocuous phrase into something sinister struck me as brilliant. Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2024 09:32 PM (hmKaK) 188
I saw Constantine a while back. Its not a good movie but...Satan doesn't win.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 08:54 PM (oZhjI) I'm probably in the minority on this, but I thought Constantine was a decent movie. Not great, but good enough. Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 09:32 PM (jGGMD) 189
Another OT imponderable
Reading a little bit deeper about the dumpster fire that is Politics in Germany. I know the gaslighting is worse there than here, all of the western “news” and politics is hopelessly buggered. I’m trying to wrap my head around a couple statistics. One, is the AfD is the 2nd largest party in the whole country. Two, polls claimed 85% of Germans would have voted for Harris if they could have. Does this make any sense? Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 09:33 PM (r3wfs) 190
I would never call Arnold’s Running Man a good film, but it is a fun film.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:33 PM (7MHHr) 191
The First was able to take on various forms, but we never saw its true shape. We really only saw it through the perceptions of the characters. It's an eldritch abomination of sorts, so to view it in its true form should blast the sanity right out of the viewer. It's easy to describe that in a written medium, but very difficult to convey that on screen, as we need our imaginations to fill in the gaps so that we are properly horrified.
When the evil is shown in all its glory on screen, it often loses something. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:26 PM (BpYfr) I think you're saying what I'm saying, and I'm just saying I think that's how you portray it. Through the eyes of the character who encounters it. I don't think there SHOULD be a "true form" of evil. Anyone who imagines it for themselves will see what they see, I'm going to see something else, and it's the horror in my eyes that is a reflection of it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 09:33 PM (nNWCn) 192
I watched Black Robe today. Can’t believe I’ve never seen it before. If you like the Jeremiah Johnson, Last of the Mohicans , A Man Called Horse, etc type movies, this is a great movie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:34 PM (D6PGr) 193
Beck is dreadful and probably needs Tommy John.
PennSt&ND on one side, Texas Ohio St the other. The bracket is set up to save Franklin's job. Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 09:36 PM (IG7T0) 194
I'm probably in the minority on this, but I thought Constantine was a decent movie. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 09:32 PM (jGGMD) I thought it was a great movie. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:37 PM (D6PGr) 195
There are enough lunatic clowns in my world that I don't need to have Stephen "Fuckface" King read me an interpretation of what a clown is in his twisted brain.
I thought King's popularity died when a young adult reached puberty. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2024 09:37 PM (/MR36) 196
Anyone who imagines it for themselves will see what they see, I'm going to see something else, and it's the horror in my eyes that is a reflection of it.
Posted by: BurtTC Wait. You didn't see the Stay Pufft marshmallow man? Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 09:37 PM (bT4AE) 197
LOTR anime?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 08:51 PM (Kdi1r) Are you sitting down? This will come as a shock, but Hollowood decided to make a girlboss who can't do anything wrong the center of the story, even though she was so insignificant in Tolkien's work that he never even gave her a name. I know, I know, such a radical idea. Who knows, it just might work, there just might be some lesbians in Hollowood who know better than Tolkien who and what his story was meant to be. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 09:38 PM (nNWCn) 198
I have only ever seen the It miniseries so I don't know how it was handled in the book, but I thought that someone having been through something so terrifying as a child that the very idea of revisiting it as an adult causes them to kill themselves is pretty powerful.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:38 PM (aD39U) 199
Football is about done for me. I'm drunk, well not drunk-drunk, but going to bed drunk. Tomorrow is another day and it will be great.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 09:39 PM (LHPAg) 200
Wait. You didn't see the Stay Pufft marshmallow man?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 09:37 PM (bT4AE) Ok, I was wrong. There is a perfect manifestation of evil depicted on film. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 09:39 PM (nNWCn) 201
Batman Forever had Nicole Kidman in it. That was enough for me. Rating Batman and Robin above it is travesty.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 21, 2024 09:39 PM (yLkiW) 202
Are you sitting down? This will come as a shock, but Hollowood decided to make a girlboss who can't do anything wrong the center of the story, even though she was so insignificant in Tolkien's work that he never even gave her a name.
I know, I know, such a radical idea. Who knows, it just might work, there just might be some lesbians in Hollowood who know better than Tolkien who and what his story was meant to be. Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2024 09:38 PM (nNWCn) But only if they're lesbians of color (LOC). Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 09:39 PM (jGGMD) 203
Instant Family with Mark Wahlberg is becoming one of my most watched movies.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:40 PM (D6PGr) 204
198 I have only ever seen the It miniseries so I don't know how it was handled in the book, but I thought that someone having been through something so terrifying as a child that the very idea of revisiting it as an adult causes them to kill themselves is pretty powerful.
Posted by: Grump928(C) === In the book, Stan's suicide essentially starts the adult section. In both adaptations, he's much later (last in TV and 4th in the movie). It's a choice that made me curious both times. King, though, didn't know what else to do with Stan other than to have him commit suicide, so even as a kid he doesn't do much. I think Stan should have been a replacement in the Club to another kid that It actually kills. That makes Stan not fit into the club and allows for a vignette that actually leads to some consequences. Posted by: TJM's phone at December 21, 2024 09:42 PM (4LF+x) 205
I've never read or watched It, so even though I have a vague general notion of what's going on in the story, I finally broke down and went on Wikipedia to see what this depraved sewer scene at the end was.
Well. King sure likes to blame a lot of things on his alcoholism, doesn't he? Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 09:43 PM (jGGMD) 206
Christopher Walken makes up for a lot of sins.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2024 09:31 PM (EXyHK) Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic https://tinyurl.com/yp44euaj Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:43 PM (aD39U) 207
I loved the Dead Zone movie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:44 PM (D6PGr) 208
I'm probably in the minority on this, but I thought Constantine was a decent movie. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 09:32 PM (jGGMD) I thought it was a great movie. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:37 PM (D6PGr) Yep. Great flick. Also beautiful filmography and one that deserves a 4K disc, buuuuuuuuuut will almost certainly never get one. *sigh* Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:44 PM (iJfKG) 209
Misery was really well done as a movie. Kathy Bates and James Caan. She was a really good crazy person.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 09:47 PM (vTuB/) 210
Peter Stormare frequently plays a Russian but I think he’s a Scandi.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:47 PM (D6PGr) 211
I just watched a Nicole Kidman film I picked up at a Big Lots closing sale. The Bluefinch. A very good example of a film with wonderful actors doing wonderful work against some very nice cinematography in a movie that does nothing, goes nowhere, and doesnt make sense when it does.
After a dramatic and entirely non-action 90% it switched to low rent Tarantino mess and then deus ex machinad a resolution to the mess offscreen, narrated in the dialogue by a secondary character. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2024 09:47 PM (EXyHK) 212
King has to be the author with the most movies written from his books and short stories.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:48 PM (D6PGr) 213
IIRC, in the book she sawed off his lower legs. In the movie she hobbled him.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 09:49 PM (ZgUvY) 214
Constantine has prime Rachel Weisz, therefore good.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:49 PM (aD39U) 215
oooops!
Comment 208 was regarding "Black Robe", not "Constantine". Though I like "Constantine' quite a bit and watch it once a year. Good solid flick. BONUS!: It has the best portrayal of Satan outside of "The Prophecy". Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:49 PM (iJfKG) 216
Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:44 PM (iJfKG)
I don't want to make "Constantine" more than it was. I gather it was a pretty sharp deviation from some of the source material, and I remember the audio seeming oddly hushed, so that I couldn't always tell what they were saying. But it felt like the movie did a great job of world-building, and Constantine himself had a solid character arc, one that fit in decently (not perfectly) with Christian theology. Honestly, if we're leaving aside special-effects action scenes, I would say it's some of the best *acting* Keanu Reeves ever did. Posted by: Dr. T at December 21, 2024 09:50 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:50 PM (aD39U) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:52 PM (aD39U) 219
Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:49 PM (iJfKG)
Every woke person who thinks native North Americans were just a peaceful people until the white man came along need to watch Black Robe. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:53 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 21, 2024 09:54 PM (EXyHK) 221
Y'all may laugh but I have watched Ryan Reynolds' Free Guy three times.
I makes me smile. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:52 PM (aD39U) It’s a solid movie though the ending could have been edited better. IMO. Some of it was crammed together and some was stretched out too long. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 09:56 PM (D6PGr) 222
Does this make any sense?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 09:33 PM (r3wfs) How often have you heard that Orban is a Nazi, or Meloni is a bigot and totally incompetent? How many times have you heard that La Pen's party RF are far right reactionaries or that the heart and soul of Brexit is isolation and rejection of Europe? Imagine if the only source of your world news is Democrat Underground. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie) 223
gee, I always thought The Stand was his magnum opus....
Posted by: zigggggy at December 21, 2024 09:59 PM (K5Rdg) 224
Saw the first half of the theatrical It, thought it was okay; never saw the second half -- one of these years, maybe. Been so long since I read the novel that I can't recall much of it. The TV version I kinda liked (though giant spider? meh) -- anything that gives Annette O'Toole some screen time can't be all bad.
King has always, I think, been wildly uneven. But when he's cookin' he's good, particularly in the earlier work. The Shining was imho scary as hell, and King had reason to be dissatisfied with Kubrick's adaptation which threw away too much of what made the story work; YMMV. Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 21, 2024 10:01 PM (q3u5l) 225
yes. a perfect representation of your company's Information Technology leaders.
Posted by: JohnSmith at December 21, 2024 10:02 PM (YL1Op) 226
EXCLUSIVESenile Biden's insult to families of Marines murdered in disastrous Afghan withdrawal
By WILL POTTER and KELLY LACO, EXECUTIVE EDITOR OF POLITICS FOR DAILYMAIL.COM Published: 23:04 EST, 20 December 2024 | Updated: Joe Biden kept the grieving relatives of the Marines killed in Afghanistan waiting for three hours while he napped on Air Force One on the tarmac before a dignified transfer, multiple military families have told Daily Mail. You all knew. Neil, Rick, Jonah, Andrew, and Mark. You all knew he was DEAD and just rolled out. Fuck you all! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 21, 2024 10:02 PM (gbOdA) 227
And for faithful-to-the-book adaptations, it's hard to top Rosemary's Baby (the Polanski version). Once upon a time, somebody talked with Bradbury about adapting Something Wicked This Way Comes (can't recall which director it was), and said that what he wanted to do was tear the pages out of the book and stuff them into the camera; that's damn close to what Polanski did with Ira Levin's novel when he made Rosemary's Baby.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 21, 2024 10:06 PM (q3u5l) 228
I've always been a Dean Koontz groupie for some reason. Actually, I know the reason besides the interesting stories and guaranteed suspense. Koontz loves dogs. He rarely writes anything that doesn't have a golden or a black lab in it.
Posted by: Orson at December 21, 2024 10:07 PM (dIske) 229
AP reporting a friendly fire incident over the Red Sea. F-18 shot down by USS Gettysburg (guided missile cruiser). Both pilots ejected and were recovered alive.
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 10:09 PM (9tvFd) Hobby Thread - December 21, 2024 [TRex]Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. As previewed, the Ace of Spades Wheel of Hobbies(TM) has determined that the Hobby Thread theme of the week is Christmas and Hanukkah crafting. The Wheel is feeling festive and might be a little tipsy after getting into the spiked eggnog.As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. Politics, current events and religious debates can live in threads elsewhere. Even though it is arguably religion, college football is fair game. Play nice. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls. Pants are optional. I make the meringue mushrooms and I made the little mouse. My mom had a decorative saw that I hope I can get my hands on next time I visit my stepfather. The ornaments on the cupcakes are made out of white chocolate that I hand painted with edible paint to make them look metallic. The silver hangers are marzipan with edible glitter. Photos of my finished 1/35 Willys MB. I will be giving it to my dad for Christmas. He served in Company L, 3/34, part of the 24th Infantry Division in Korea and it is only in the last few years that he has begun to talk about his experiences. So I wanted to do something special to honor his service and sacrifice. I have made Christmas ornaments on and off for years, but I usually make them to give away, My sister sent me a picture a couple of weeks ago because she has some questions about ones I had made her (the ornaments in a row). I have no idea now why I thought it was a good idea to send Valentine hearts for Christmas ornaments! The other picture is a cross stitch ornament I did keep, along with a hanging. The third ornament is in progress (yes, a very late start) that will be a Christmas tree in the center of a small hanging. I'm making two for my daughter and daughter in law. Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week with a theme of toys and games? The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content. Someone mentioned Chinese Checkers last week. TRex saw a set (metal playing board and marbles) in good condition at an antique store today with a price tag of $36. It stayed at the antiques store.Words of wisdom: "Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD). If Christmas or Hanukkah crafting is not your thing and you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, hijack the thread for your hobbying as you see fit. We will feature a different hobby next time. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com All Christmas items are 60 percent off (exclusions apply). Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Welcome Hobbiests
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9) 2
This is a fairly long going tradition in the family,
tinyurl.com/2bysbp3n Christmas grave wreaths Sadly only 4 of us made them this year, past more family members helped but are no longer able now. These are made for past on family Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:35 PM (fwDg9) 3
Back in the day my grandmother used to buy silk covered Styrofoam balls, some plastic baubles of different shapes, sizes and colors and we'd make Christmas ornaments out of them.
Glue, or pin the baubles to the ball, maybe wrap some ribbon around, and voilà... ornaments. Hand made. Mom and Dad loved them. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 05:36 PM (Q4IgG) 4
I am going to a White Elephant party tomorrow! I was thinking maybe a bottle of Grand Marnier. Impractical, but tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 05:40 PM (8zz6B) 5
PA Dutchman. You did an amazing job, no doubt your Dad will be thrilled to get this gift from you. You sir, are a good man.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2024 05:41 PM (PgoHQ) 6
I had some GW Grim-ghasts that I painted.
https://x.com/BourbnChicken/status/ 1868076022421463310 Right now I have Kings of War ogres. I start a new job in January. While unemployed I have gone through teams at a rate of one figure per day. I paint them in batches of 6-10 usually. I find that the miniature railroad and WWII people have been full of good advice for my slightly different hobby. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 05:42 PM (lhenN) 7
I mentioned before that a friend and I have exchanged hand crafted Christmas ornaments/ decorations for 50 years now. Some of my favorites to create were a Santos made from a mesquite branch, stocking hangers forged with a feather pattern and a hewn church with a bell tower.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2024 05:42 PM (XTmTf) 8
My dad's mother made Christmas tree decorations from foam covered in sequins, maybe made a thousand when I was a kid until she passed away. Every grandchildren has to have a bunch as well as any she gave away. Everyone loved them.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:43 PM (fwDg9) 9
There's a Nutcracker Museum in Leavenworth, WA that is actually really creepy.
I'm not letting one of those things in my home. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 05:43 PM (UodRc) 10
Bourbon Chicken not getting anything from the link.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:44 PM (fwDg9) 11
The closest thing to crafting I've known is this morning, when Miss Linda managed to get the Santa suit onto first Stirling the big black cat and then onto Dagny the little Siberian. Colorful pictures we got, for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:45 PM (omVj0) 12
PA Dutchman. You did an amazing job, no doubt your Dad will be thrilled to get this gift from you. You sir, are a good man.
Seconded. Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2024 05:43 PM (mH6SG) Beautiful workmanship. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 05:45 PM (VNX3d) 13
Nice work on the MB model, Pa Dutchman! I have an M29C Weasel model in the same scale, that I built years ago. I did it during slack periods on wellsite, and used the 10X binocular microscope when I was painting the details. Turned out nice.
You have to have a model if you have the real thing. Rules, you know. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 05:46 PM (8zz6B) 14
Years ago Linda bought a paint-it-yourself wooden snowman plaque with an array of paints. I never got around to painting it -- it was nicer in the original wood, I thought -- and now I don't know where it is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:46 PM (omVj0) 15
12 Miss Linda managed to get the Santa suit onto first Stirling the big black cat
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:45 PM *** How much blood did you lose from the injuries sustained in the fitting process? Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 05:46 PM (9tvFd) 16
There's a Nutcracker Museum in Leavenworth, WA that is actually really creepy.
I'm not letting one of those things in my home. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 05:43 PM (UodRc) Leavenworth is that town in the Cascades that's all tarted up in a Bavarian, theme, isn't it? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 05:47 PM (8zz6B) 17
PA Dutchman, your soldier at the wheel of his jeep is outstanding work. Was that from a kit? And even if not, what scale is it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:48 PM (omVj0) 18
PA Dutchman very nice present I hope.
I am working on 18mm Bavarian Chevau- Leger cavalry unit from 1812, not sure which Regiment yet. They are light cavalry. Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:48 PM (fwDg9) 19
My grandfather used to make Christmas ornaments out of shells and sand dollars. He'd shellack the sand dollars and drill tiny holes and thread ribbon so they could be hung. The large, cockle shells he'd spray paint different colors and sprinkle with gold or silver. Then he'd make ribbon hangers for them as well.
I will do the same for my grandchildren if I ever get some. Maybe I should start figuring out how to do it soon. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 05:48 PM (gU5fc) 20
My biggest project was sculpting a Native American Nativity scene complete with animals.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2024 05:49 PM (XTmTf) 21
Leavenworth is that town in the Cascades that's all tarted up in a Bavarian, theme, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Yes! There's a few really good sausage and beer joints on the Main Street. Cute town. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 05:50 PM (gU5fc) 22
Giving ornaments has been a tradition in my family. I have ones my grandmother gave me, and I always give my own children and grandchildren ornaments. Some were made, some were bought but they were always passed on. I have a very old one that was my grandmother's as a child, a blown glass one that was originally from Germany that I remember hanging on her tree as a child myself.
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 21, 2024 05:52 PM (izAv/) 23
As for my hobby, pipe smoking: An order of four sample tobaccos mailed on 12/13 and supposedly delivered into my mailbox on 12/18 has never turned up. The seller is starting an insurance claim. Also I have a new Peterson pipe coming from them, scheduled to arrive Monday. I'll be home and can keep an eye out for the mail truck. (Usually I have such things sent to my work. Now I realize all over again why I do this.)
Since I'm off Monday, too, I may trek out to the pipe shop in the suburbs in mid-morning and hang out there for a bit. A side note: We went into the mall on this side of the river this morning. It was not crowded. One glance at even the sale prices of Ralph Lauren men's clothes, I understood why no one is buying. (I love their stuff. But I wait for sales.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:53 PM (omVj0) 24
PA Dutchman, I didn't read the complete description of your Jeep diorama. 1/35 scale, like most military models I know of.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:55 PM (omVj0) 25
Finally!!! A hobby thread I can participate!!!
I have made several Christmas decorations.. Tree ornaments: I used old wooden thread spools, ribbon and old jewelry or dead watches to make some neat ornaments. I hang my dad's old pocket watches on the tree. I made fake gingerbread ornaments, decorated with puffy paint that looks like piped on frosting. I turned a small novelty syrup can in to a gingerbread house using paint and puffy paint that looks like snow on the roof. Also used some old lace and vintage buttons to make an angel. And used an old wine cork and scrap fabric to make a gnome. Other decorations: I used a couple of old baby food/juice jars to craft a snowman. Used a tin can and stiff felt to make a snow dusted top hat to hold candy canes. I am now working on a carousel. An old cookie tin, a cardboard tube from aluminum foil, chopsticks, two small, old, plastic horses, plenty of air dry clay and paint. Also some antique wax to make it look really old and worn. So far, so good. Might not be done before Christmas but it will be out next year! Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 05:56 PM (4XwPj) 26
I thought a white elephant was an unwanted item, possibly cheap, like a cheesy painted porcelain elephant you find in a thrift store, or at a white elephant sale.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 05:57 PM (vFG9F) 27
My mother had my childhood sled professionally painted with a winter scene and Merry Christmas.
I have it now 60 years after first riding it. Rode it for one season and then we moved to Louisiana. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 05:58 PM (D6PGr) 28
>>>Thanks for the thread, TRex.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2024 05:52 PM (mH6SG) ***** Indeed, where are my manners? Thanks for the thread TRex. I’m not a hobbiest, but I always enjoy reading this thread. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2024 05:59 PM (PgoHQ) 29
Miss Linda managed to get the Santa suit onto first Stirling the big black cat
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 *** How much blood did you lose from the injuries sustained in the fitting process? Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 *** Amazingly, none. Both cats were fine with the suit being put on. There are two simple Velcro straps to fasten, one under the throat and one farther back, and the suits fitted fairly loosely at that. Stirling, the black cat, walked backwards, trying to brush it off, and even leaped into the air like an exuberant goat, hoping it would come loose. Dagny the little cat was not too bothered. She kept moving, so it was hard to snap pics. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 05:59 PM (omVj0) 30
4 I am going to a White Elephant party tomorrow! I was thinking maybe a bottle of Grand Marnier. Impractical, but tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Wine bottle condoms! Yes they look like condoms but one uses them to close the bottle that still has wine in it. Hilarious, impractical, and a conversation starter! Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 05:59 PM (4XwPj) 31
24 Thanks for the thread, TRex.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2024 05:52 PM *** You're welcome Dr. Deal. Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 05:59 PM (9tvFd) 32
I thought a white elephant was an unwanted item, possibly cheap, like a cheesy painted porcelain elephant you find in a thrift store, or at a white elephant sale.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 05:57 PM (vFG9 It's a gift that is useless. Origin story supposedly that the King of Thailand ( Siam at the time) was the only one that could ride or use the very rare White Elephant so he would gift someone he didn't like with a White elephant and they were stuck with the expense of feeding and caring for it for a lifetime. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 06:01 PM (D6PGr) 33
TRex, you have indeed turned the Hobby Thread into your own. Good work!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:02 PM (omVj0) 34
Here's the link.
https://x.com/BourbnChicken/status/1868076022421463310 I usually break it up, since people complain if I am anywhere near pushing out the margins. The line-return sometimes gets copied as a "%20" so if you delete that you get the right address. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 06:02 PM (lhenN) Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2024 06:02 PM (MsrgL) 36
Hey TRex, I emailed you the picture of the 3D Printed Ball Vise.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2024 06:04 PM (XV/Pl) 37
Going to make a snowflake, be right back….
Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2024 06:04 PM (pZEOD) 38
I've only participated once in a true White Elephant exchange, where we exchanged the cheap, tacky stuff. All the rest have been nicer gifts.
Have lived in the South all my life and never heard it called Dirty Santa. That sounds like a euphemism for something off of South Park. Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 06:05 PM (F2xQR) 39
Never heard of White Elephant until this month.
We've had numerous gag gift parties with family and friends in the past, but I never realized they were categorized and benchmarked as a social milestone. All you fucking people are morons and weird. Happy Holidays! Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2024 06:05 PM (/MR36) 40
My wife does homemade ornaments with our grandsons. She did them years ago with our kids and every year we get them out and display them. My kids get a kick out of how my wife has saved them all these years. Life passes quickly so we make sure to make memories that we will cherish forever.
Posted by: RetsgtRN at December 21, 2024 06:05 PM (uRfvC) 41
28 Thanks for the thread TRex. I’m not a hobbiest, but I always enjoy reading this thread.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2024 05:59 PM 33 TRex, you have indeed turned the Hobby Thread into your own. Good work! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:02 PM *** Thanks much and thanks for being here! Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 06:06 PM (9tvFd) 42
Bourbon Chicken that worked
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 06:06 PM (fwDg9) 43
Have I made Christmas decorations? No. But I have recently picked up a couple of books to do so. One is for chip carving ornaments and one for a flat plane carved nativity scene. I figure if I start soon, they might be good enough and ready for Christmas 2026. (Yes, that year is correct.)
If they turn out good enough they would be gifts. If not, they will be for our house. Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 06:06 PM (yTvNw) 44
38 Have lived in the South all my life and never heard it called Dirty Santa. That sounds like a euphemism for something off of South Park.
Posted by: Scarymary Sp funny, I have only heard it as dirty Santa here in my corner of Alabama. Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2024 06:07 PM (pZEOD) 45
Bourbon Chicken here is my work space
https://tinyurl.com/3j8bsya3 Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9) 46
I can't find an article with pictures, but I went to see a nativity scene at St Boniface in Vincent KS. The priest that started it served the church for over 50 years. It has the tradtional statues, but he wanted to bring the country together, so he asked people to bring arockfrom their state. Then it went world wide, and each rock or shell is marked where it came from. He kept building up and adding on. It was a nice display and they still have hundreds that come out to see it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 06:09 PM (NQtI0) 47
We regularly do a yankee swap at family Christmas dinner. It’s a fun way to exchange gifts without having to buy for everyone - just one gift! More recently we started doing a theme, such as ornaments or books. It’s fun to see the variety even within a category. Of course, we don’t do prank gifts as regularly happens with Yankee swaps at work ( e.g. XXL Reindeer print boxers).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 06:10 PM (Hkcdp) 48
36 Hey TRex, I emailed you the picture of the 3D Printed Ball Vise.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2024 06:04 PM *** Received. Thank you! Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 06:10 PM (9tvFd) 49
My mother had my childhood sled professionally painted with a winter scene and Merry Christmas.
I have it now 60 years after first riding it. Rode it for one season and then we moved to Louisiana. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth It snows all the time in Louisiana! Granted, it's the unfrozen version of snow, but it shows year round down there. Floats on a sled. I'd love to see something like that. Kid running and flopping onto their sled so float down the over full runoff ditch. Year round sledding in Louisiana. I need to patent that. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2024 06:10 PM (MsrgL) 50
The decorated cookies and cupcakes are great!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 06:10 PM (Hkcdp) 51
Those cakes and cupcakes are so pretty. I wouldn't want to cut into it and mess it up.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 06:14 PM (F2xQR) 52
Someone on X mentioned they wanted to do a tree with candles. We did that one year, only it was a small tree in the front yard. We used foil for candle holders and used birthday candles. It rained of course but got good pictures. Definitely fun.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 06:14 PM (NQtI0) 53
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2024 06:10 PM (MsrgL
As a kid in Louisiana I used a piece of plywood to 'sled' on the frequently flooded streets. Lot of skinned knees growing up. And they think Californians invented the skim board. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 06:15 PM (D6PGr) 54
lin-duh needs to be in this thread. Her Christmas cookies are amazing.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2024 06:16 PM (XTmTf) 55
My Nonno and Dad were big into collecting mushrooms of all types. There was one type that they looked for all year that were inedible but, they would dry them and then use to construct dioramas out of. Big, white, leafy mushrooms. It was nothing to have 5-6 freshly painted nativity scenes with those damned mushrooms as the sides and roof of the stable.
Oh, don't forget the glued on sparkly red and green 'snowflakes'. Wow were they hideous. Mom hated them as they shed the metallic 'snowflakes' whenever they were touched and got into everything. These were the same two gamokes that constructed spinny windmills out of empty 2-liter pop bottles. Americana kitsch at it's worst. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 06:17 PM (WXNFJ) 56
***waves to Ben Had***
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 06:18 PM (9tvFd) 57
You guys put me to shame with your lovely homemade ornaments. We always do candy canes, which the kids lives - built in snacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 06:19 PM (Hkcdp) 58
TRex, Thank you for this topic this evening. Brings smiles and heartwarming memories of Christmases past.
Bypasses waves and goes straight to a big hug for both of you. Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2024 06:21 PM (XTmTf) 59
Wow, so many beautiful crafts and treats!!
Made pralines, stamped cookies, and gingerbread folk today. Fixed pralines in bags for preacher and choir staff tomorrow. Almost done with my son's hiking staff--just one more coat of lacquer, then affix the copper cap at the base. It's high gloss because that's what he chose to put on the guitar he made from a kit twenty years ago and there is still plenty. (I am cheap.) Cross stitched a stocking for his second Christmas that still hangs from the mantel. Memories abound, like him toddling past saying "Hi, Mama" while I stitched it... Posted by: skywch at December 21, 2024 06:22 PM (uqhmb) 60
Not theme related. I mentioned last week (I think) that I got several Savinelli pipes on sale. Glad I did. They are superb. Especially nice are the Clark's Favorite and the Ginger's Favorite. Clark Gable was a pipe smoker and Ginger Rogers apparently enjoyed puffing a pipe between scenes. (Since you don't inhale pipe smoke she might have thought it was better for a dancer. Pure supposition.) They are semi-churchwarden styles with a slight bend. Very comfortable in the hand and to clench. These will be at the top of the rotation for reading session pipes.
I placed an order for some Mac Baren HH Burley Flake tobacco which has become one of my favorites and some Sutliff Virginia Slices. Both Mac Baren and Sutliff have been bought out by another tobacco company and there is no way to know if my favorite blends will be continued. Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 06:22 PM (yTvNw) 61
I'm still trying to figure out the snowman cookies. Is that supposed to be once they've started to melt?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 06:22 PM (VNX3d) 62
"Hey TRex, I emailed you the picture of the 3D Printed Ball Vise.
Posted by: Thomas Bender" Newsletter? Posted by: Hillary at December 21, 2024 06:24 PM (vFG9F) 63
61 I'm still trying to figure out the snowman cookies. Is that supposed to be once they've started to melt?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at Yes, these are not hard to make and a lot of fun. Good ones to do with kiddos. These aren’t mine, but I have made them in the past. Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2024 06:24 PM (pZEOD) 64
I thought the snowmen were to look melted
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9) 65
Bourbon Chicken here is my work space
https://tinyurl.com/3j8bsya3 Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9) I caught a whiff of radon and it's making me nostalgic. I love the Napoleon era but I dare not buy any more models until I have painted what I have. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 06:25 PM (lhenN) 66
Melty The Snowman
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 06:25 PM (vFG9F) 67
Melty The Snowman
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 06:25 PM (vFG9F) At least they still have their noses - no dog stopped by to eat them. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 06:27 PM (VNX3d) 68
Cross stitched a stocking for his second Christmas that still hangs from the mantel. Memories abound, like him toddling past saying "Hi, Mama" while I stitched it...
Posted by: skywch I have the cross-stitched stocking my grandmother made the year I was born. I still hang it, and I treasure it. Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2024 06:27 PM (pZEOD) 69
Top pic. I think that is a disguised biolab. Probably in Wisconsin, or Santa Claus, Indiana...maybe
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2024 06:30 PM (XeU6L) 70
Military anything that rolls, flies, or floats always fascinates me. I’m just a big kid.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 06:31 PM (jgmnb) 71
Around here a snowman is lucky to make it to the end of the day. Even before that they are the most pathetic little snow creatures you have ever seen.
I made a snowman out of 3 foam shipping coolers one year and put it down by the road. MisHum posted a pic of it a while back. The garbage men finally got the idea and picked it up. Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F) 72
'Frosty the Snowman', Gene Autry, from a time when life made more sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLPMsoGbWA Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2024 06:33 PM (XeU6L) 73
Those Ann Clark cookie cutters are very reasonably priced. Might get some!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 21, 2024 06:36 PM (XMwZJ) 74
Does anyone use one of those festive nutcrackers to crack nuts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 06:38 PM (63Dwl) 75
Notable White Elephant gifts exchanged in my mother's book club: An African fertility statuette, a robe which was almost finished when one sleeve was lost (so finished without the sleeve) and an artificial leg found at a thrift store. It came with a poem - "Put your best foot forward".
At a place where I worked, the winner of one white elephant was required to display it all year. It was a small, garish aquarium (usually maintained without fish). Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 06:41 PM (xekrU) 76
The giant snickerdoodles recipe looks perfect.
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 06:42 PM (xekrU) 77
Military anything that rolls, flies, or floats always fascinates me. I’m just a big kid.
Posted by: Eromero ----- While working at a consolidation/distribution center in the aftermath of the storm, two NG tank transporters rolled up, *loaded* with pallets of bottled water and MRE's. It was very cool/heartening to see. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L) 78
"Does anyone use one of those festive nutcrackers to crack nuts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr" The only time I ever tried it, the nutcracker broke. My jaw dropped. So did the nutcracker's. Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 06:43 PM (vFG9F) 79
Does anyone use one of those festive nutcrackers to crack nuts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 06:38 PM (63Dwl) No. Ours protect our Christmas tree from Krampus. We bought them in Germany way back when. I use my framing hammer to crack nuts. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'll hang up and listen... at December 21, 2024 06:45 PM (Ad8y9) 80
For Lirio: You send Valentine hearts as Christmas ornaments so you can leave some decorations up after Christmas. I know a couple of people who change out their Christmas ornaments on their tree for Valentines ornaments. It can be dreary in January and February.
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 06:45 PM (xekrU) 81
Does anyone use one of those festive nutcrackers to crack nuts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Was going to ask the same. I don't think they would work. Maybe you could jam a small peanut in there... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2024 06:46 PM (/lPRQ) 82
It probably says on a little sticker on the nutcracker "Not For Cracking Nuts".
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 06:48 PM (vFG9F) 83
Christmas for us is gonna be really weird. First, the temperatures will be way above normal (61 today). 2: both sons will be late next week, so festivities are delayed until the 26th or so. Thrieve: We're just not feeling the season.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'll hang up and listen... at December 21, 2024 06:50 PM (Ad8y9) 84
At the latest forced fun office party they did the white elephant thing. Basically swapped bottles of booze around.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2024 06:51 PM (/lPRQ) 85
I've got fruitcake from the 80s somewhere that was passed around as a white elephant gift for years. Guess I broke the chain.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 06:51 PM (Dm8we) 86
83 Christmas for us is gonna be really weird. First, the temperatures will be way above normal (61 today). 2: both sons will be late next week, so festivities are delayed until the 26th or so. Thrieve: We're just not feeling the season.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'll hang up and listen... at I get it. I'm trying, unsuccessfully, to "fake it till you make it." Lemme know if y'all figure it out. *hugs* Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 06:52 PM (3bWKb) 87
We have a nutcracker that is missing a foot. A true foot soldier.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F) 88
Among my many regrets was failing to steal Mom's antique cookie press. Le sigh....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 06:53 PM (Cbio9) 89
At the latest forced fun office party they did the white elephant thing. Basically swapped bottles of booze around.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2024 06:51 PM (/lPRQ) Our office party was pretty good. Wife got a hundred bucks in cash. I got 20. made out like bandits, we did. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'll hang up and listen... at December 21, 2024 06:53 PM (Ad8y9) 90
TRex,
Thanks for the thread and this theme. Not much to say about past attempts but it sure gave me ideas for the future. Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 06:53 PM (yTvNw) 91
90 TRex,
Thanks for the thread and this theme. Not much to say about past attempts but it sure gave me ideas for the future. Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 06:53 PM *** Thank you and thanks for being here. I love it when the HT provides inspiration for future ideas and projects. Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 06:57 PM (9tvFd) 92
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While working at a consolidation/distribution center in the aftermath of the storm, two NG tank transporters rolled up, *loaded* with pallets of bottled water and MRE's. It was very cool/heartening to see. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., --- Must be individual initiative. NC governor would have nixed it. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 06:59 PM (DvLTT) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 07:01 PM (DvLTT) 94
Lol braenyard
Posted by: skywch at December 21, 2024 07:03 PM (uqhmb) 95
Nothing to do with holiday decorating, but on this day in 1913, the first crossword was published by Arthur Wynne.
Crossword puzzles are kind of a hobby. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 07:03 PM (CHHv1) 96
"I was too old before I discovered that Parson Brown is not a color.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others" It's really just dark orange. Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F) 97
KT
I think she does keep the hearts out but the only reason I can guess at for me to choose them is that the heart patterns were new that year and I wanted to try them out! Posted by: Lirio100 at December 21, 2024 07:04 PM (izAv/) 98
Piper - that's some amazing food art (at least to me). Fantastic.
PA Dutchman - what a great model and gift! So glad your dad is starting to open up about the topic. You might check out the Library of Congress' Veterans History Project (on their website), if you think you might want to get your father's experiences more formally recorded and saved for posterity (and if he's amenable). About the model. I once (about 10 years) ago saw what looked to be a perfectly restored Jeep, with a trailer, and (presumably fake!) pintle-mounted M2 in the back ..... in Japan. From a distance (I was on a bridge, Jeep was in a parking lot below). Were the Allied white star-in-a-circle markings kept for Korea? Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:05 PM (1m82a) 99
>>>here is my work space
https://tinyurl.com/3j8bsya3 Posted by: Skip --- Never realized how small your miniatures are. Amazing. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 07:05 PM (DvLTT) 100
And thanks TRex for the thread. Amazing, humbling, and inspiring (well, hopefully some of that last one ...).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:05 PM (1m82a) 101
There's a Nutcracker Museum in Leavenworth, WA that is actually really creepy.
I'm not letting one of those things in my home. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 05:43 PM (UodRc) I had a girl friend who's mom collected Nutcrackers. Her mom also collected Mickey Mouse things, too. All in all it is less disturbing than my buddy's wife who collected dolls, and put them all into opaque Sterlite tubs, those were freaky to open up casually. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 07:06 PM (D7oie) 102
100 And thanks TRex for the thread. Amazing, humbling, and inspiring (well, hopefully some of that last one ...).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:05 PM *** Thank you! and thanks for being here. By the way, you win the Century Post award. Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:07 PM (9tvFd) 103
Oh, that Jeep in Japan was a real one, not a model. It occurred to me to look into militaria collection in Japan, how extensive it is, but never did. Time and generational change has made war topics and objects not so taboo there any more, but collecting/restoring stuff is another level.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:07 PM (1m82a) 104
Nothing to do with holiday decorating, but on this day in 1913, the first crossword was published by Arthur Wynne.
Crossword puzzles are kind of a hobby. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 07:03 PM (CHHv1) Crossword puzzles are my crack.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 07:08 PM (Cbio9) 105
Century Post award! Great! Does it include some of Piper's Christmas creations? I haven't been inhaling enough Sees or other evil seasonal delights.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:09 PM (1m82a) 106
Snickerdoodles are a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 07:14 PM (L/fGl) 107
I never bought more models than I could paint, get a batch, paint then get more. I hear many who have piles they will never get to
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:14 PM (fwDg9) 108
JTB, I have failed to return to pipe puffing as I had intended, as a break from cigars. But I just finished a Stillwell Star Holiday 2024 by Dunbarton, which uses pipe tobacco for filler and achieves a definite holiday spice flavor profile and aroma. A collaboration between Steve Saka of Dunbarton and the owner of Cornell & Diehl.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:15 PM (1m82a) 109
Love doing crossword puzzles but have a problem. The newer ones often have clues I don't understand. References for some pop culture of the last few years are beyond, or under, my ken. Some obscure, esoteric clues from earlier times and I'm golden.
Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 07:17 PM (yTvNw) 110
107 I never bought more models than I could paint, get a batch, paint then get more. I hear many who have piles they will never get to
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:14 PM *** Ummm....I've heard that too. From others.... Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:17 PM (9tvFd) 111
Anyone else make a Christmas wreath out of IBM punch cards? Yeah, I'm old..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 21, 2024 07:18 PM (Cbio9) 112
105 Does it include some of Piper's Christmas creations?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:09 PM *** What creations? (brushes random and totally unrelated crumbs off my shirt...) Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:20 PM (9tvFd) 113
I never bought more models than I could paint, get a batch, paint then get more. I hear many who have piles they will never get to
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:14 PM (fwDg9) --- Years ago I fell into that trap, in part because people were giving me figures as gifts, etc, and so I conducted a thorough purge of everything that I could not find an immediate use for. I do retain an extensive "bits" collection from which future creations can be completed. The backlog om assembly and painting is now a function of less free time rather than excessive purchasing. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:20 PM (ZOv7s) 114
There are sizes small than 15mm
Going down 10mm, 6 mm then 3 mm. One thing about conventions I get to play with 28mm very often. Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9) 115
I use that very same snickerdoodle recipe.
Yum!!!! Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 07:22 PM (W/lyH) 116
I shall probably be following this thread more closely in the future as yesterday I finally convinced my father to let me clear out his N scale railroad collection, which has been in storage for about 35 years. My stepmother has lost a step, and as a result the house is becoming very disorderly.
I'm hoping to begin a gradual process of clearing out his place. He won't throw anything away, or sell it, but he will give it to me. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:23 PM (ZOv7s) 117
116 I shall probably be following this thread more closely in the future as yesterday I finally convinced my father to let me clear out his N scale railroad collection, which has been in storage for about 35 years.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:23 PM *** Good timing. Model railroading is in the queue for a future Hobby Thread theme. Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:24 PM (9tvFd) 118
>>>Anyone else make a Christmas wreath out of IBM punch cards? Yeah, I'm old..
Posted by: Joe Kidd >Dude. Can I groom your lawn? Just once. Before we had monitors there were printers churning out AI. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2024 07:25 PM (/MR36) 119
108 ... "But I just finished a Stillwell Star Holiday 2024 by Dunbarton, which uses pipe tobacco for filler and achieves a definite holiday spice flavor profile and aroma. A collaboration between Steve Saka of Dunbarton and the owner of Cornell & Diehl."
rhomboid, Interesting. I didn't know C and D got involved in cigars in any way. But from your description, I can see why a pipe tobacco company might help since they can offer flavors not typically used in cigars. I wonder if they used one of their holiday blends, suitably cut for cigars. Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 07:26 PM (yTvNw) 120
Various things have interrupted/messed up the Christmas prep, so I still have to decide whether to set up the O scale Lionel train around the tree. Very small layout, either an oval or a figure-8, no extras or accessories. But all post-war Lionel cars in very good condition, which I of course remember from my yute.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:26 PM (1m82a) 121
Time to say thank you and make way for the next act on the AoS stage. As always, thanks for being here. Special thanks to those who submitted contributions for this theme. We will spin the Wheel of Hobbies and find a new theme for next time. Cheers!
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:26 PM (9tvFd) 122
Half of my tree decorations are from Germany and the various Christmas Markets they have. The big store is Katie Wohlfharts in Rothenburg ob der Tauber, Germany. Fantastic place!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 07:27 PM (W/lyH) 123
Good timing. Model railroading is in the queue for a future Hobby Thread theme.
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:24 PM (9tvFd) --- Excellent! It's kind of funny because I think he knows I'm going to sell them, although I (truthfully) said that the grandkids would like to see them run. He put great emphasis on saving all the packaging. "Don't throw out the boxes!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:27 PM (ZOv7s) 124
JTB Dunbarton is owned by Steve Saka, who's a real tobacco guru and also a pipe-smoker. The two of them blended the sticks. There's a whole Stillwell Star line of which the holiday specials are a part. Other cigars have/still do use pipe tobacco in the filler, but Saka's are the first real premium version.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:28 PM (1m82a) 125
118 ... "Anyone else make a Christmas wreath out of IBM punch cards? Yeah, I'm old.."
Not old, just experienced. I can think of few better uses for those cards that had typos in the 79th F'ing column. Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 07:30 PM (yTvNw) 126
I never bought more models than I could paint, get a batch, paint then get more. I hear many who have piles they will never get to
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:14 PM (fwDg9) --- Your painting table is disturbing. Too orderly. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:30 PM (ZOv7s) 127
Here is the part that TRex did not know until doing research for the thread: Other names for White Elephant include Dirty Santa, [...]
Never heard of White Elephant until this month. We've had numerous gag gift parties with family and friends in the past, Posted by: Dr. Bone "Gag gift exchange" is what I've always called them. My former employer did one at Christmastime. I think I still have the South Park xmas tree ornaments I got at the last one packed away somewhere. Not the Mr Hanky one posted earlier this week; just the four main kids. They still don't go on my tree. Posted by: mikeski at December 21, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY) 128
Two of the favorite ornaments that will go on the tree tonight are olive wood carvings from Bethlehem (got them there back in the 80s, right before the first "intifada") and painted eggshells from Prague. Both mementos of momentous trips.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 07:31 PM (1m82a) 129
Rex I should send you a picture of figures from my grandfather's train set that got handed down to me
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9) 130
115 I use that very same snickerdoodle recipe.
Yum!!!! Posted by: Diogenes --- Where's the chocolate and peanuts? Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 07:32 PM (DvLTT) 131
The train figures I have might be very close to 100 years old
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9) 132
129 Rex I should send you a picture of figures from my grandfather's train set that got handed down to me
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:31 PM *** The email box is always open. Operators are standing by. Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 07:35 PM (9tvFd) 133
Elon Musk, is there anything he can't do?
Elon Musk Breaks Diablo 4 Dungeon Speedrun Record https://is.gd/IQ8g1y The 11 video games you should play, according to Elon Musk Overwatch, Elden Ring, Warcraft, Diablo IV, Quake, Bioshock Civilization series, Mass Effect series, Fallout series, Polytopia and Kerbal Space Progam. https://is.gd/hzgGBu - The surprise here is Kerbal Space Progam, a game in which WTFs build rockets and explore the universe. It's like Mike Tyson playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots on his day off. https://is.gd/XkxKbA Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 07:35 PM (L/fGl) 134
I've tried to "rationalize" all of my collections by building out a framework with defined parameters. That stops me from doing what did before, buying stuff I was sort of into, but not having a clear purpose.
This has worked very well in reducing clutter, and the chief cause of disorder now is that when I got out of the Guard, I placed some orders with the anticipation that I could knock things out and flesh out new armies and new units. Alas, I'm once more a custodial parent of toddlers, who painting and assembly have been at a standstill for a year. The Soviet infantry I was finishing off this time last year are exactly where they were. Hopefully I will be able to peel some time away because the most satisfying part about miniatures is putting away a finished unit and then leaning back and saying "Next!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:40 PM (ZOv7s) 135
Joe's hobby is napping like a Viking!
johnny maga@_johnnymaga HOLY SMOKES. Biden reportedly left the families of the fallen Abbey Gate heroes waiting for 3 HOURS while he “napped” on Air Force One ahead of the dignified transfer. I can’t imagine a more disrespectful way to treat families of the ones whose lives you took. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 07:40 PM (L/fGl) 136
Oh well, gotta get the little ones ready for bed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 07:42 PM (ZOv7s) 137
My white Elephant gift will be a small canvas with a banana duct taped to it
Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2024 07:44 PM (8I4hW) 138
my tree decorations are from Germany and the various Christmas Markets they have. The big store is Katie Wohlfharts in Rothenburg ob der Tauber, Germany. Fantastic place!!!
I'll drive right over! - Saudi guy Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 21, 2024 07:45 PM (81yHT) 139
Good G-d, Piper, those Buche de Noels and those cupcakes are FANTASTIC! Take a bow so we can give you a standing ovation!
Currently completed two calligraphed & illuminated documents for my medieval recreatnion group, which will be given away to the recipients on January 4th, after which I'll try to remember to send TRex some photos. Calligraphy is exhausting so now I'm resting on my laurels before returning to the little oil paint portrait now underway. Posted by: tankascribe at December 21, 2024 07:45 PM (NtoJk) 140
WE HAZ A MOVIE MARQUE
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9) 141
My white Elephant gift will be a small canvas with a banana duct taped to it
Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2024 07:44 PM (8I4hW) Not a small batch of sour grapes? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 07:46 PM (VNX3d) Ace of Spades Pet Thread, December 21Courtesy of Sarah Hoyt by way of mindful webworker who sent me the link to Hoyt's webpage . . . Enjoy! "Perfessor" SquirrelHeh. Best regards from Jerusalem, Biden's Dog
These are Sangria and Rooney, both Maine Coon cats. Sangria (the black/gray) is two and a half years old, and she is just over sixteen and half pounds. Rooney, my orange himbo, is a year and a half, and twenty pounds. The table they are sitting on is bone of contention between the two. Sangria considers it hers but Rooney wants to be near her. She likes to sprawl full length on it but he gets up on a corner of it and nudges her until they both are sitting up on it together. The size difference is not due to forced perspective, he really is that much bigger than her. She is rather compact while he is rangy with long legs. (the green blob is a grandchild's Squashmallow picture). Lirio100What a pair! Thanks for sharing this great photo and the details about the differences between the siblings. Family life! Hi KT, it’s Quarter Twenty. Passing along a note about my friend Charlie’s dog Buddy. He passed over the Rainbow Bridge this week. A black lab mix, he was special to me and a group of friends because we meet weekly for what is essentially a house church. And Buddy was always there to revel in the controlled chaos of a bunch of guys trying to prepare some haphazardly planned meal in a tiny kitchen with an abundance of appetizers, snacks and dropped food. Dutifully cleaning the plates before they entered the dishwasher, he would also incessantly lick hands, arms, and exposed knees of anyone within range. Charlie would usually have to explain to newcomers: “Please excuse my dog. He can’t control his licker.” 70 pounds of friendliness, he loved to accompany the group for a post-dinner walk so he could check his pee mail. Charlie is also a talented photographer and captured this silhouette a few years ago while watching sunset at Shenandoah National Park. Buddy will be sorely missed by all his friends from The Church At Charlie’s House.I think Buddy qualifies as a PetMoron. So sorry that Charlie, you and all of your group have lost him. What a great photo. This is Belle and she is mesmerized by the Christmas lights. I wish to remain a lurker. Thanks!Thank you for sharing the great photo of Belle and the lights! She's an example to us all of the possibilities of appreciation. Encountered by Members of The Horde Great Egret, tired of my shenanigans. By-TorWonderful action photo! We recently had egrets and cranes hanging out locally, but they have moved south for the winter. Nice to see that By-Tor can still photograph one in Southern California. If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:Until next Saturday, have a great week! If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, December 14. I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Love the cat stickers, but I’m concerned so many students failed so badly ….
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 03:07 PM (Hkcdp) 2
I got a pack of catnip mice and gave them to the cat slaves at work
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 21, 2024 03:08 PM (U81Si) 3
You’re saying By-Tor has no egrets?
As long as he/she’s not bitern about it… Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 03:09 PM (Hkcdp) Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 03:12 PM (xekrU) 5
>>>These are Sangria and Rooney, both Maine Coon cats. Sangria (the black/gray) is two and a half years old, and she is just over sixteen and half pounds. Rooney, my orange himbo, is a year and a half, and twenty pounds . . . .
Beautiful kitties. Thanks for this data point. We have a garden variety orange American Shorthair, who is a beast at 20 pounds, and a giant, gentle lover. He could do some real damage if he wanted, but his main target is cardboard boxes. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 21, 2024 03:12 PM (i24o9) 6
All stripedy cats look like inmates.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 03:12 PM (jgmnb) 7
I wonder if it's something about labs named Buddy. I knew one, since gone, who would do the same thing - especially with me. Of course, I enjoyed it and returned with lots of play, so we both had fun.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d) 8
Happy Caturday everyone
Elf died a violent death Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9) 9
Sangria the Maine Cook cat looks like she is ready to rumble. What a look!
Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 03:17 PM (yTvNw) 10
" Love the cat stickers, but I’m concerned so many students failed so badly ….
Posted by: Lizzy" First thing I noticed. Yikes. Seriously. And 68% is a B now. That's depressing. Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2024 03:19 PM (iziT8) 11
Merry Christmas to morons and pets!
Chewy delivered a large bell for Mr Senegal. Will make a big deal out of opening it Christmas. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 21, 2024 03:20 PM (P6t1G) 12
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2024 03:21 PM (2UnvF) 13
"Love the cat stickers, but I’m concerned so many students failed so badly ….
Posted by: Lizzy" First thing I noticed. Yikes. Seriously. And 68% is a B now. That's depressing. Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2024 03:19 PM (iziT I'm old enough to remember when the cutoff for a B was 85%. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 03:21 PM (VNX3d) 14
When did Elf on the Shelf start? I don't remember it from when I was a kid
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 03:22 PM (oZhjI) 15
Driving into the subdivision yesterday, 4:45 p.m., grubbing around for acorns under the live oaks that line the parkway were two black bears, one full grown, one a juvenal maybe 3/4 size. This, right between two gated subdivisions of a thousand homes each, and two hundred yards away from the busy six-laned US 41 Tamiami Trail not far from Marco Island, Florida.
We stopped to take their pictures and they did not look up from their snuffling and grubbing for the acorns. It is the occasional scent of these and other wild things that makes Lily the corgi go into a big loud fright howl in those zero-dark-something hours. Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 21, 2024 03:23 PM (KiBMU) 16
"When did Elf on the Shelf start? I don't remember it from when I was a kid
Posted by: 18-1 " About the same time Big Penguin popped up. Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 03:26 PM (vFG9F) 17
Our two cats when alive together didn't weigh 15 pounds
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 03:26 PM (fwDg9) 18
When did Elf on the Shelf start? I don't remember it from when I was a kid
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 03:22 PM (oZhjI) Evidently, it started as a book published in 2005. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 03:30 PM (VNX3d) 19
Sangria was Not Happy that Rooney was sitting on her table. I was lucky to get that picture because she usually smacks him once he gets up there and they both run off.
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 21, 2024 03:30 PM (izAv/) 20
Our Anko-chan was a little over half Sangria's weight her entire life. She left us Boxing Day last year while I was away with family. CP Charles & I miss her still.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 21, 2024 03:31 PM (XjTSo) 21
We've had a few very cold mornings with very dry air. This has brought out scents that Precious the Bichon finds intriguing. Let's say the morning walks have become a bit prolonged. And the more 'interesting' the scent, the faster her tail wags.
Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 03:32 PM (yTvNw) 22
Talk about rookie mistakes, there I was, savoring the post, when I get to the bottom and there's no comments. Ah, well.
Great post. The distracted We got a scratching pad and put it over the spot on the carpet that Ony had been clawing at. She hasn't scratched the pad, but has sat next to it, probably trying to figure out how to move it so she can get back to the carpet. Charlie’s dog Buddy and the Egret are especially artsy pix. Other critters are fun to see. Posted by: mindful webworker - fur collector at December 21, 2024 03:36 PM (i4Mn+) 23
18 When did Elf on the Shelf start? I don't remember it from when I was a kid
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 03:22 PM (oZhjI) Evidently, it started as a book published in 2005. ========= The Elf on a Shelf was originally a Christmas ornament that sold back in the Sixties. My parents have one just like it that was tucked away onto a tree branch gap in the halcyon days when we had live trees for Christmas. In the Oughts the Elf came back into vogue, and someone with more gumption than me made a picture book about it, then someone put them together and it was a hit. The cat in question doesn't look repentant at all, which is par for the course. Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 21, 2024 03:37 PM (XjTSo) 24
Dad would love to see an egret in his yard. SW Ohio is not egret territory though. Herons, yes, the odd sandhill crane, yes, American geese, yes, egrets, no. Have to ask him if the GHO is still making the rounds.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 21, 2024 03:42 PM (XjTSo) 25
The cat in the top pic is Tabby Penny, and is being unfairly prosecuted for performing such a Heroic Act.
Elf on the Shelf is a SNITCH. Should be crushed under Ace's Shelf. Tabby Penny deserves SKRITCHES, not snitches. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2024 03:43 PM (Xo+UM) 26
The cat in the top pic is Tabby Penny, and is being unfairly prosecuted for performing such a Heroic Act.
Elf on the Shelf is a SNITCH. Should be crushed under Ace's Shelf. Tabby Penny deserves SKRITCHES, not snitches. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2024 03:43 PM (Xo+UM) If it was an 18" one, then either the cat had a huge litter box, or has skills in hiding things. Deserves a gourmet meal, at least. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 03:46 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 21, 2024 03:53 PM (P6t1G) 28
Meow!
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at December 21, 2024 03:56 PM (sAmhv) 29
WOOF! Woof woof woof rawr woof!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 03:57 PM (VNX3d) 30
A friend of mine has a brown lab. Super friendly dog. Also, a serial licker. I'm guessing a lab thing?
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at December 21, 2024 03:59 PM (sAmhv) 31
Egret is the cancer of life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 04:00 PM (TcVeV) 32
Sangria is only letting you live because she cannot operate a can opener. Don’t be fooled by that enigmatic smile and big green eyes.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 04:01 PM (2Ra0c) 33
Having a horse in your lap brings back some memories
Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2024 04:04 PM (XTmTf) 34
Egrets, I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention. Posted by: Sinatra at December 21, 2024 04:06 PM (guGkK) 35
Egrets, I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention. Posted by: Sinatra at December 21, 2024 04:06 PM (guGkK) But in the end, I made it my hay! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 04:09 PM (VNX3d) 36
Where did you say that beaver lives?
Posted by: NY State Animal Control at December 21, 2024 04:10 PM (dIske) 37
Afternoon, pet folken,
Sangria and Rooney are actually siblings? they've been mentioned before on the Pet Thread, but we've never seen pics that I recall. Both are astonishing and impressive, as well as beautiful. They look ferocious (as big house cats often do), but Coons are supposed to be gentle creatures. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:12 PM (omVj0) 38
I just got my cat a new cat tree, as the old one was kind of falling apart.
He decided to get in the new one while I was still assembling it. I think that's how a cat says "Five stars." Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 04:13 PM (CHHv1) 39
Our two cats when alive together didn't weigh 15 pounds
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 *** Wolf and Chekov totaled 27 pounds together, 15 and 12. I used to say I had the equivalent of three normal-sized cats. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:15 PM (omVj0) 40
Love that tabby at the top! I’ve got one just like it at home. I was looking up how to tell if it’s a true tabby cat, and the guide says they’ve all got a great big letter “M” on their foreheads (which tells me they should named something starting with M like Mariachi cats or something, but I digress). Once you see it you can’t ever miss it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 04:15 PM (7MHHr) 41
Miss Linda got first Stirling and then Dagny into the quick-strap Santa jacket, and snapped pics. Both cats were rally quite good about it. Stirling kept walking backward, then leaping up like an exuberant goat, trying to shake this annoying thing off of him. Dagny padded around and wouldn't hold still for long. I'm amazed she got any pics.
Yeah, okay, I snapped a couple too. I'm a terrible sentimentalist. (Or some kind of mentalist, anyway.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:19 PM (omVj0) 42
Sangria and Rooney are from the same breeder, I think they share a grandparent. Sangria is definitely in charge; she announces when it's time to eat and even though he's bigger he follows her lead.
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 21, 2024 04:20 PM (izAv/) 43
I love the pet thread! Just went out for lunch with my kiddo and came home to kitties who are now glued to me because I have been gone all day.
Posted by: Piper at December 21, 2024 04:21 PM (p4NUW) 44
Love that tabby at the top! I’ve got one just like it at home. I was looking up how to tell if it’s a true tabby cat, and the guide says they’ve all got a great big letter “M” on their foreheads (which tells me they should named something starting with M like Mariachi cats or something, but I digress). Once you see it you can’t ever miss it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 *** All the tabbies I've known had the M. Dagny the "torbie" -- which means, I gather, a tabby with tortoiseshell patches mixed in -- certainly has the marking. From what I've read, there are classic tabbies and "mackerel" tabbies. The former has stripes on head, tail, and legs, and the rest looks like a marble cake in the middle (a big "hurricane" whorl on the sides). Mackerels like Dagny have stripes all along theri bodies too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:22 PM (omVj0) 45
10 >>And 68% is a B now. That's depressing.
Grading on a curve. Had organic chemistry classes where someone getting 40% right scored a C. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 04:24 PM (NcvvS) 46
Sangria can be bossy but there's a reason I call Rooney my orange himbo. They're pretty calm most of the time, even let the grandkids pick them up to pet.
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 21, 2024 04:25 PM (izAv/) 47
The girl in the horse stall video looks much like actress Kaitlyn Dever, who used to play Tim Allen's third daughter on Last Man Standing. Teen girls love their horses, don't they?
Linda is not a big horse fan; she finds them too large and kind of scary. We went to take a riding lesson at a stable in town many years ago -- English saddle; I'd have rather had a Western seat, but I got over it -- and she did fine. Her horse didn't really take her seriously, though, and would stand, head lowered to crop grass, when she wanted him to walk. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:27 PM (omVj0) 48
Big red-tailed hawk just landed in a tree in the conservation land next door, eyeing my bird feeder.
Watch your six little forest creatures. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 04:27 PM (LkLld) 49
Sangria can be bossy but there's a reason I call Rooney my orange himbo. They're pretty calm most of the time, even let the grandkids pick them up to pet.
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 21, 2024 *** Ten reps holding either of them would be a good arm workout! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:28 PM (omVj0) 50
Dagny the Aloof just walked across my lap and is pausing on the cushion next to me as if considering settling down. Developing . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:29 PM (omVj0) 51
Great photos of all the pets ! Thx.
I've always been intrigued by Maine Coon cats and I liked the story about them. Sorry about Buddy. It is a lovely photo, though, and I am happy to hear about a home church. God bless you all! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 04:31 PM (/GtGZ) 52
50 Dagny the Aloof just walked across my lap and is pausing on the cushion next to me as if considering settling down. Developing . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Well... Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at December 21, 2024 04:32 PM (sAmhv) 53
And 68% is a B now. That's depressing.
Grading on a curve. Had organic chemistry classes where someone getting 40% right scored a C. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 *** Back in high school, kids in class used to ask, "Are you gonna grade on a curve?" I had no idea what that meant, as I had always striven to do the best I could on any test. Anything below 70 was failing then, so that gives you a hint how old I am. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:32 PM (omVj0) 54
Jack - the little old lady blue haired birdwatchers of the 90’s - the 1890s - couldn’t stand all the little fluffy birds getting flamed at the feeders, the Audobon society et al, they had a policy of killing predator species. Particularly Cooper’s Hawk iirc.
Red Tails are dangerous to songbirds, though not like the accipitor species I suppose. Of course the predator species are “protected” now. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 04:33 PM (FaOSD) 55
Coincidentally enough, my brother's neighbour has a lab named "Charlie". I don't know if the neighbour is named "Buddy" though.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 04:35 PM (hovnC) 56
Several weeks ago, I brought three cats home. Two are supposed to be moving in with Annie when her new space is finished. My cat is very affectionate and kinda bossy. The twin siamese-mix cats are more standoffish, but I got one start to let me pet her just a few days ago.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 21, 2024 04:37 PM (iZEhM) 57
Dagny HAS settled down next to me -- half on the cushion, half on the space next to me. I call that a win.
Maybe when she's older she'll become a lap cat. At least now and then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:38 PM (omVj0) 58
45 10 >>And 68% is a B now. That's depressing.
Grading on a curve. Had organic chemistry classes where someone getting 40% right scored a C. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Nazdar OChem is a bitch. I worked harder for that C+ than any other class. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 04:40 PM (1DWAs) 59
>>Red Tails are dangerous to songbirds, though not like the accipitor species I suppose. Of course the predator species are “protected” now.
Around here hawks are more than protected, they are welcomed. The most popular are osprey's and the birders in town, of which there are many, build nests for them. Very common to see them fishing and cruising around. Lot of owls as well. Really, lots of all kinds of birds. We have a lot of conservation land so lots of room to move arounds. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 04:41 PM (LkLld) 60
53 - Ran into the same thing in high school and didn't know what it meant, either, but it was for a different reason: was in (mostly) highly-competitive classes, and grading on a curve would have meant 97-100% A, 92-96% B, etc. When 80% is a D, it concentrates the mind wonderfully.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 04:43 PM (NcvvS) 61
Ran into the same thing in high school and didn't know what it meant, either, but it was for a different reason: was in (mostly) highly-competitive classes, and grading on a curve would have meant 97-100% A, 92-96% B, etc. When 80% is a D, it concentrates the mind wonderfully.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 *** I think when I was in high school, an A was 90-100, B was 80-89, C was 70-79. BUt that doesn't leave room for a D before you hit the failing mark of 69. Maybe 95-100 was A, etc. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:46 PM (omVj0) 62
Buddy became Charlie's dog when some friends had a newborn and didn't feel comfortable with his rambunctious affectionate style.
In the first week of his new environs he wandered up to a neighbor's back door. Seeing a large black unfamiliar dog, they called Animal Control. Before Charlie could spring him from Puppy Prison his picture was on the web with a one word descriptor: "Friendly!" Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 21, 2024 04:46 PM (dg+HA) 63
Kittehs. Mrs. Brewingfrog and I have had some big ones through the years. She had a big Fort Worth Barn Cat (tuxedo) that weighed in at 25 pounds. After he passed, we got a little grey kitten, which ballooned to 27 pounds. Russian Blue, he was, and a great snuggler for his long life.
Sigh. Posted by: Brewingfrog at December 21, 2024 04:47 PM (NiLb0) 64
Dagny stayed for a little bit, but has vaulted away to groom and pad around her kingdom. I need to set the can out for their dinner and rinse their bowls.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:47 PM (omVj0) 65
58 >> OChem is a bitch. I worked harder for that C+ than any other class.
Had such a high opinion of my brainpower at that age; was in high school with some seriously sharp people and kept pace...helluva way to have a little humility pounded into me. Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 04:48 PM (NcvvS) 66
Cheddar is one of Brie's 6 kittens but he's a big boy now. He developed some 'wounds' on his neck and a swollen lip so off he went to the vet. We had cats with the swollen lip twice before a long time ago with two wonderful kitties no longer with us. The diagnosis then was flea allergy. This time it was a skin infection as the cause of both problems so he's on antibiotics.
Talking of Brie, she always ran from me but whenever I could I would stroke her before she panicked. Finally she no longer runs away and enjoys my attention. Making progress. It has taken Astrid since early 2019 to make friends with me but now she even sleeps with me, all in the last 2 weeks. (Astrid is Mom to Houdini, Loki and April). Posted by: Ciampino - The Meow Of Cats at December 21, 2024 04:49 PM (i0xsb) 67
Time for me to shower and shave. We're running out to Cracker Barrel in the far suburbs tonight for dinner. Something different, and the Christmas lights and other decorations should be lovely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:49 PM (omVj0) 68
There's a story that cat's got the "M" on their foreheads because a cat purred for Baby Jesus and calmed him down, and Mary petted him on the forehead. The "M" stands for "Mary." Can't remember where I read that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2024 04:51 PM (CHHv1) Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 04:51 PM (Hkcdp) 70
Pictures of Cheddar's problems at the link. Either link works.
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all There's another photo update #288 at the link. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6 Posted by: Ciampino - The Meows Of Cats at December 21, 2024 04:51 PM (i0xsb) 71
61 >> I think when I was in high school, an A was 90-100...
That's why we hated the curve. We had (mostly) tracked classes, and in a freshman year with 1000+ students, there was some very high-end talent, and there weren't many of those who weren't in at least 3 top-track classes. Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 04:53 PM (NcvvS) 72
We have a well-stocked and active backyard for birds. In the last month we’ve seen a huge great horned owl sitting on our next door neighbor’s tree out from, and a young Cooper’s hawk ( no bigger than a flicker) in the backyard for hours. The draw is the mice (ugh) that have invaded the garage.
Both birds a welcome to eat them!! The owl in particular was gorgeous. I don’t understand wanting to kill them to save smaller birds - that’s a fact of nature. Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 04:56 PM (Hkcdp) 73
68% is now considered a B?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 21, 2024 04:59 PM (w6EFb) 74
Blind 20 year old cat saved from icy lake just in time. Sunny Skyz story:
https://tinyurl.com/4txypfns Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 04:59 PM (oxQ9u) 75
Hawks watch bird feeders for the visitors not the seeds
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:00 PM (fwDg9) 76
Woof! Reading about Buddy made it a little misty here. What a wonderful companion. Thanks for the always great pet thread K.T., and I hope you’re on the mend.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2024 05:01 PM (PgoHQ) 77
82% is an A?!!!!!!
Posted by: RobertM at December 21, 2024 05:02 PM (9gJrw) 78
Nazdar at December 21, 2024 04:48 PM
OChem requires a different type of thinking than many other classes - even chemistry classes. Some people who are good at OChem may not be so good in their other chemistry classes. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 05:03 PM (xekrU) 79
Hawks watch the bird feeders, but crows watch and harass the hawks. I see it all the time at the nearby park - crows will mob eagles, hawks, owls. Sometimes they will get the predator to leave, other times they are completely ignored. The bald eagles don’t GAF, they do as they please.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 05:06 PM (Hkcdp) 80
68% is now considered a B?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist Why, back in my day that would be a solid D! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2024 05:06 PM (/lPRQ) 81
My college years in Africa and then 20+ teaching college Chemistry there, we did not do multiple choice. No Scantrons. Everything was essay style and longhand. The exception was something like 'complete the following equations'. A class of 40 would take me 2 days to grade. 200+ in a class meant 5 days. There was no grading on curves. What you got was it.
We had A, B, C, D, E, F(ail). Good times. When I got over here somebody had to explain what this curve was all about. Also had to be told about 'extra credit'. Madness. Definitely grade dilution. Posted by: Ciampino - Getting an A was hard on an Chem essay at December 21, 2024 05:08 PM (i0xsb) 82
Anything under a 70% was an F when I was in school.
My gymnastics coach insisted we were all on the honor roll in high school to travel with the team. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 05:11 PM (35jYC) 83
78 Nazdar at December 21, 2024 04:48 PM
OChem requires a different type of thinking than many other classes - even chemistry classes. Some people who are good at OChem may not be so good in their other chemistry classes. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 05:03 PM (xekrU) ---- Yes. I never enjoyed Physical Chem so didn't do so well. Took to Organic like a duck to water. Also loved Inorganic. Posted by: Ciampino - Getting an A was hard on a Chem essay at December 21, 2024 05:12 PM (i0xsb) 84
Where did you say that beaver lives?
It's a trap! Posted by: P'nut at December 21, 2024 05:12 PM (mH6SG) Follow the beaver tail's bossa nova beat from the hollow log to find him. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 05:25 PM (VNX3d) 85
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The owl in particular was gorgeous. I don’t understand wanting to kill them to save smaller birds - that’s a fact of nature. Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 04:56 PM (Hkcdp) ---- They want to kill off an 'invasive' species of owl to 'save' a local species of owl. Isn't this what evolution is all about? Posted by: Ciampino - Getting an A was hard on a Chem essay at December 21, 2024 05:25 PM (i0xsb) 86
Beer break! Vacuuming the kitchen, front room, and my bedroom. Will follow up with Swiffering the finished floors.
Nice Moronimals, as usual! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 05:27 PM (8zz6B) 87
87 Beer break! Vacuuming the kitchen, front room, and my bedroom. Will follow up with Swiffering the finished floors.
Nice Moronimals, as usual! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 05:27 PM (8zz6B) Wow! You want to earn some extra money? Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 05:30 PM (jgmnb) 88
HOBBY NOOD
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:32 PM (fwDg9) 89
I liked the cartoons as well. Dog and cat in bag is cute, and it amuses me to see how many ways guy checking out other woman can be adapted to so many other memes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 05:33 PM (KRipJ) 90
Wow! You want to earn some extra money?
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 05:30 PM (jgmnb) Had to do it. No choice. The dust bunnies were trampling the dog while she slept. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 05:35 PM (8zz6B) 91
We tried to tell the cat that she couldn't toss her toy around next to the Christmas tree. That went about like you would expect. She has shown some interest in the tree this year. Last year, she could barely walk due to an injury. That's when she became an indoor cat. She sniffs at the tree but a sharp "no" backs her up. So far so good. But she understands the word no and generally obeys. She doesn't like the consequences for disobedience.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 05:37 PM (4XwPj) 92
This way to the egrets.
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at December 21, 2024 05:47 PM (63Dwl) 93
Back in high school, kids in class used to ask, "Are you gonna grade on a curve?" I had no idea what that meant, as I had always striven to do the best I could on any test. Anything below 70 was failing then, so that gives you a hint how old I am.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 04:32 PM (omVj0) Same here. None of this "grading on a curve". Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 21, 2024 06:13 PM (iODuv) 94
78 >>OChem requires a different type of thinking than many other classes
83 >>Yes. I never enjoyed Physical Chem so didn't do so well. Thought that OChem & PChem would be accessible to me. My brain wasn't flexible enough. Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 07:40 PM (NcvvS) Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, Dec 21Edible Gardening/Putting Things By Starting to feel like you've already had too much rich holiday food? Turning toward salads? Tomatoes have been pretty awful around here - even those grown in greenhouses. Have you had any good experiences? We've had some good avocados and some bad ones. We should probably talk again about endive and escarole - classical winter greens. How about some old-fashioned lettuces, or some newer ones bred for dramatic color or climate adaptation? Get out those catalogs. Tom Thumb is 150 years old. A miniature Bibb/Butterhead type. My Mom and I used to take a bottle of vinegar and a salt shaker out into the garden to munch on it. Cos. This is a very small, green romaine type. One of the very best tasting lettuces we’ve encountered. A superb heat-tolerant variety that is sure to please! Famous among chefs and home gardeners alike! Bibb/Butterhead. Translating to “The Marvel of Four Seasons,” this famous French butterhead is a standard for flavor and quality! A true marvel both in the kitchen and the vegetable patch. A pre-1885 heirloom; crisp and tender. The fine flavored leaves have a reddish color, and it can be grown almost year round in many locations. The ruby-rose leaves form a distinctly attractive rosette head, but can also be enjoyed as young baby greens. 30-48 days to maturity (30 for baby greens) Leaf. Originally Devil’s Ear comes from Abundant Life Seed Foundation. It has very large, spreading, loose-leaf heads. Leaves are large, wavy-margined, and suffused in burgundy. We love its nutty, crisp texture and bitter-free flavor. Slow to bolt, and it stands a very long time in the garden. Leaf. Reputed to be absolutely the darkest red lettuce in existence, making it tops for anthocyanin (antioxidant) content as well! Leaf lettuce with wavy to frilly leaf margins and very crisp, waxy leaves! Excellent bolt resistance, and good cold tolerance for a late fall to winter crop. Recommended as a cutting type for baby greens production or cut-and-come-again harvesting. We feel, along with our friend William Woys Weaver, that this variety is destined to become a classic, and it certainly deserves it! A rich source of potassium and vitamin A. Ornithogalum thyrsoides - Chincherinchees or ‘tjienks’ belong to the genus Ornithogalum and are members of the Hyacinth family that includes indigenous garden favourites like Eucomis, Lachenalia and Veltheimia. There are more than 120 species of Ornithogalum and the name is derived from the Greek words ornis and gala, meaning ‘bird-like’ and ‘white’ respectively. In Roman times, bird’s milk was used to describe anything special or admirable. Ornithogalums have a disjunctive distribution in Africa, the Middle East, southern Europe and western Asia, but most species occur in Southern Africa – mainly in the winter rainfall regions of the Northern, Western and Eastern Cape. There are also a number of summer-growing and evergreen species such as Ornithogalum Saundersiae (Giant Chincherinchee) and Ornithogalum Longibracteatum (Pregnant Onion).There's a lot more information about the plants than you see in most American gardening magazines. More at the link. Blooms may last 6 weeks when cut. The plant is very poisonous. Don't you love the name "Chincherinchee"? "Ornithogalum Thyrsoides is seen to great advantage when grown in rock garden pockets inter-planted with the mauve, late spring-flowering annual, Senecio Elegans (Wild Cineraria)." The latter is recognized as a potentially invasive weed in coastal sand dunes in California. Want to take a Magic Elevator ride to the North Pole?
Hi Katy, Just back from some early winter maintenance at our vacation home in northern Israel. The gardener was at work the other day and managed to save some birds of paradise for Mrs. BD to take back home to Jerusalem. Regards from Jerusalem, Biden's DogA fascinating flower. It's the City Flower of Los Angeles. From Don in Kansas: While most of the yard is dormant, one of the daffodils got the dates mixed up and is blooming now. Unless the temperature gets extremely cold soon, I should have flowers in the garden for Christmas. If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, the address is: ktinthegarden at g mail dot com Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I came to chew bubble gum and putter, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 01:04 PM (guGkK) 2
Good afternoon Greenthumbs
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:05 PM (fwDg9) 3
I had some leaves still to finish gathering then cold, wind and now Winter happened. Guess if I don't get them they won't go anywhere.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:08 PM (fwDg9) 4
Seeing all the photos makes me wish I didn't have a black thumb. I could probably even kill a plastic plant.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 01:14 PM (VNX3d) 5
The Santa Experience is a very impressive project! I commend its creators for their imagination and their amazing carpentry skills!
*tosses blow-molded light-up Frosty in the dumpster* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 01:18 PM (guGkK) 6
Your photos are a highlight every week!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 01:19 PM (zQ3t+) 7
Eat your greens.
-Frank Z. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 01:26 PM (jgmnb) 8
Thread of the world's most beautiful towns and villages at Christmas
Many of those places in Europe are worth seeing on any day Posted by: javems at December 21, 2024 01:27 PM (8I4hW) Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 01:27 PM (W/lyH) 10
Took mail out, not fit for man or beast with winds
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:30 PM (fwDg9) 11
My puttering will be in the basement painting miniatures
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:31 PM (fwDg9) 12
I love some of the names of those lettuces.
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 01:34 PM (xekrU) 13
When living in Susanville, I learned that the ice crystals in the branches are called "pogonip," a Northern Paiute word meaning "white death."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 01:35 PM (fzQGK) 14
My puttering today, tomorrow and Monday is making peanut brittle.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 01:36 PM (fzQGK) 15
Puttering today: Rigging license plate lights that look OEM. Guy ran into the back of me, Progressive has refused to settle, truck can't pass inspection without the lights, lights cost $300.00+ at the dealer. No way I'm paying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2024 01:37 PM (XeU6L) 16
Saw a small sport's up car with Christmas lights all over it yesterday in my travels about the county
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:39 PM (fwDg9) 17
Puttering in the garage today.
My favorite room in the house. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 21, 2024 01:39 PM (dg+HA) 18
Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 01:35 PM
Paiute in Susanville, CA? "Pogonip" is a good word. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 01:41 PM (xekrU) 19
Hey honey! Look what I just found!!
*drags in blow-molded light-up Frosty he found in the dumpster.* Posted by: Cicero's neighbor down the street at December 21, 2024 01:43 PM (dg+HA) 20
Wow! The photos in the gardening thread are always great but today's are spectacular. Think I'll be trying a few sketches from them.
Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 01:43 PM (yTvNw) 21
Horse manure reference so on-topic??
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h JUST - Biden has signed the stopgap funding bill. The shutdown has officially been averted. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 01:48 PM (hovnC) 22
BD,
The bird of paradise is a beautiful flower. Nice choice. - Its the most "exotic" plant growing in our garden. All other tree, flowers and plants are more appropriate to the mountain climate and location of our home in northern Israel. I expect it to be a few months before we see some new flowers blossom toward the start of spring. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 21, 2024 01:50 PM (1xs6C) 23
Oh well, another Trillion in the hole
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:54 PM (fwDg9) 24
16 Saw a small sport's up car with Christmas lights all over it yesterday in my travels about the county
was it a bimmer? My friend's son did that with his car Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2024 01:56 PM (dCxaZ) 25
the pics of the greens look so yummy...and nutritious!
and Locorotondo, Italy...wow. Would be delightful to visit there. til then, I'll have to stick to a Christmas Village closer to home: https://tinyurl.com/5dy2h6bf Christmas in Cape May NJ Posted by: kallisto at December 21, 2024 01:59 PM (dCxaZ) 26
My ex-coworker is insistent that I get some sort of garden going next year. I have a small cheap walk in greenhouse that I want to set up. I'd like to try that Elliot Coleman system, where you do winter hardy green, covered with frost protection in an unheated greenhouse. I am not a fan of lettuce as it doesn't agree with me.
Been a mild winter to date. I'm hoping we get enough rain this spring I can turn over a patch. Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 02:02 PM (NQtI0) 27
Wasn't a BMW, but certainly a two door. It had lights all over it
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9) 28
...Wasn't a BMW, but certainly a two door. It had lights all over it. Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9)
They used a Mercedes C-220 for a Christmas Play in New Jersey. It was carrying three Wise Guys and they followed that three-pointed star. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2024 02:10 PM (Xo+UM) 29
Wise Guys, eh?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2024 02:27 PM (UKUm3) 30
Gosh that's some purty lettuce. When I first grew just-plain leaf (must have been black-seeded Simpson), I was resolutely warned about how short the season was and how easily it all bolted. I used solar-cloth tenting, and a couple of other tricks, with mixed results. Then I went 20' farther up the garden and planted in the shade, and doubled the season. So I learned from that. Little Gem will grow right out in the sun, if it's not too dry. Great little plant.
'Health' note: if you're growing dark greens because they are so good for you (and for most, they are) and have a history of folate stones, be prepared for a doctor to tell you to eat less lettuce and spinach. You just can't win. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 02:33 PM (zdLoL) 31
29 Wise Guys, eh?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2024 02:27 PM (UKUm3) *hits Curley on head with mallet* Posted by: Moe Howard at December 21, 2024 02:40 PM (TcVeV) 32
31 29 Wise Guys, eh?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2024 02:27 PM (UKUm3) *hits Curley on head with mallet* Posted by: Moe Howard at December 21, 2024 02:40 PM (TcVeV) You guys! Posted by: Larry Fine, the Peacekeeper at December 21, 2024 02:43 PM (PiwSw) 33
13 When living in Susanville, I learned that the ice crystals in the branches are called "pogonip," a Northern Paiute word meaning "white death."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 01:35 PM (fzQGK) -_-_-_-_-_-_- Ah, the hazards one misses growing up on the high plains. Met a gal from Indiana who asked me, 'Where are all the trees?". I told her, "We thought you were gonna bring 'em." Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 21, 2024 02:46 PM (52uDx) 34
My "gardening" has consisted of rearranging furniture to accommodate my late uncle's old Christmas cactus. He had a degree in botany, among others, and worked as head gardener on Belle Isle in Detroit for a time.
His sister - my aunt - inherited it when Uncle died. It did a lot of traveling before she passed it on to me a couple weeks ago. It's not going to bloom this year. Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 21, 2024 02:49 PM (KdWM9) 35
Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 02:33 PM (zdLoL)
I've never heard of folate stones, but if you have a history of oxalate stones, you need to avoid spinach, chard, beet greens and maybe some other greens, veggies and nuts. Lettuce is very low in oxalate, spinach is very high. But some people with other kidney problems may need to limit lettuce because of its potassium content. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 02:54 PM (xekrU) 36
Wise Guys, eh?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2024 02:27 PM (UKUm3) *hits Curley on head with mallet* Posted by: Moe Howard at December 21, 2024 02:40 PM (TcVeV) Niagara Falls? Niagara Falls? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 02:58 PM (VNX3d) 37
I don't know how but our Christmas cactus is starting to bloom right on schedule. We've had it for years, a two bit (literally) remainder from the garden center. It has never died but never grown. It just continues. Perhaps it represents a miracle or a mystery. :-)
Posted by: JTB at December 21, 2024 02:59 PM (yTvNw) Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 03:07 PM (xekrU) 39
MEOW THREAD
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 21, 2024 03:09 PM (U81Si) 40
NaughtyPine at December 21, 2024 02:49 PM
Plants with a family history are the best. In addition to Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter cacti, some indoor begonias and hoyas can be passed down. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 03:09 PM (xekrU) 41
I am not a fan of lettuce as it doesn't agree with me.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 02:02 PM (NQtI0 Notsothoreau, this might not be the culprit in your case, but I have found that I'm fine with lettuce if I wash it myself, specifically if it's "pre-washed". There's something they use on pre-washed lettuce that often causes digestive distress for me. Fortunately, it rinses off okay. Posted by: Emmie at December 21, 2024 03:18 PM (Sf2cq) 42
From Boise area: Lows 32-36 F, highs 39-57. We're starting to get winter rains. White Christmas not in the forecast.
Interesting we should be talking about lettuce and spinach. Due to a health problem that turned up recently, I've been advised to eat a lot more vegetables. The first change I made was from a meat-cheese sandwich for lunch, to a tuna-mayo-spinach salad topped with a few dried blueberries. The side effect losing a few pounds, in just the first week - definitely not complaining! I'll be taking my lettuce and spinach growing efforts more seriously this year. Oh, and yesterday I harvested fresh parsley to add to my salads! I had no idea it would make it to late December without freezing out. We cut one of the blue spruce trees from our wind-row as our Christmas tree - our first tree cutting. We planted them at double density so we could do this. Blue spruces have very pointy needles... Husband's Puttering was to frame more of his old mosaics and hang them in the master bathroom. Mine was to take the "vanilla meltys" left over from making peppermint bark, melting them with crushed candy canes, and using that to coat roasted almonds. Posted by: Pat* at December 21, 2024 04:49 PM (A6A+8) A bold educational change in New ZealandIt is a rare day that I suggest we follow New Zealand’s example for anything, but this is one step Congress and the Trump Administration should strongly consider in their efforts to force universities to reform themselves (which they are not going to do without concentrated and sustained outside pressure): From Science magazine:Links at the link. BOLD! What do you think led to this move?Amid cuts to basic research, New Zealand scraps all support for social sciences This week, in an announcement that stunned New Zealand’s research community, the country’s center-right coalition government said it would divert half of the NZ$75 million Marsden Fund, the nation’s sole funding source for fundamental science, to “research with economic benefits.” Moreover, the fund would no longer support any social sciences and humanities research, and the expert panels considering these proposals would be disbanded. Hmmmmm . . . New Zealand expects to post budget deficits over five-year forecast period Immigration: Another annual record for departures from New Zealand Imagine taking budgeting into consideration when designing university programs. First, I am sure that if the Trump Administration cuts off NSF and other federal funding for university social sciences and humanities, the campus whiners won’t call it “astonishing.” They’ll call it “genocide.”Remind you of anything going on in the USA right now? Hayward also got curious and looked up the bio of a professor quoted by Science because of her interest in the importance of social sciences to New Zealand’s economy and “social cohesion.” Read her research accomplishments and interests at the link. She seems to be fascinated by the concept of "nation", especially with regard to Northern Ireland, and she has been concerned about pre-9/11 stereotypes of Irish terrorists. One could imagine by trying really hard how that research could improve the social cohesion and economy of New Zealand for certain people. But can she show us her data? How about her other interests? Does studying them improve social cohesion and the economy? Where are the data? She has a PhD from Stanford, so there may be some professors pretty much like her stateside. And some who are more feisty and disagreeable. There is an appealing photo of her at the link if you're into professors who are into cosplay. Students are not being well-educated at our current universities pretty much anywhere in the West. Got any suggestions for federal or state authorities, or donors here in the USA? The droneswarm has only intensified over the last week. And that’s just in New Jersey. On Capitol Hill, the spending drones have suddenly hit some electronic interference in the form of Elon Musk, and boy are they hopping mad about it. Imagine—a billionaire not named Soros or Bloomberg having the audacity to get involved in politics! And media drones such as George Stephanopoulos and Chris Cillizza are losing altitude fast.
Handel's Hallelujah Chorus, Sydney Opera House Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Morning, KT!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2024 11:02 AM (2UnvF) 2
Hi, Duke!
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:03 AM (xekrU) 3
Seems that every Leftist government hate its own citizens, and allows them to be killed by known threats.
This is not sustainable. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 11:08 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 11:09 AM (PiwSw) 5
Top of the mornin’ to all the morons and moronettes!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 21, 2024 11:09 AM (LAw/P) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:10 AM (L/fGl) 7
At this point New Zealand could be invaded and occupied by China in an afternoon. No combat aircraft, a navy with less tonnage than the USCG in the Great Lakes. Tiny army.
Maybe they can challenge them to a game of rugby. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 11:10 AM (ZOv7s) 8
Seems that every Leftist government hate its own citizens, and allows them to be killed by known threats.
This is not sustainable. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 11:08 AM (u82oZ) --- The whole CEO assassination thing showed that gun control really is about punishing enemies. There's not even a pretense that it will reduce crime - especially when they're also letting violent offender out without any restraint. Interesting times. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 11:12 AM (ZOv7s) 9
Amid cuts to basic research, New Zealand scraps all support for social sciences
—— Basic research is in physics, chemistry, and biology. Not social sciences or humanities. Cut government funding for anything but physics, chemistry, and biology. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at December 21, 2024 11:13 AM (17s+e) 10
Oh you're going to mess with New Zealand, huh? Then prepare for the paper-tearing horror of this Girl Boss:
https://youtu.be/7oKqptZdQ3k Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 11:14 AM (PiwSw) 11
Mr. Tough Guy.
Biden on Iran: Too Little, Too Late Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:10 AM (L/fGl) Biden wasn't ever a "tough guy". He was that yappy little cartoon dog that's all aggressive cuz he's got that big bad dog)Secret Service) to back him up. On the plus side, he sure knew how to steal from the American gov't. So, kudos to yappy dog Joe. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 11:17 AM (iJfKG) 12
Cut government funding for anything but physics, chemistry, and biology.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable __________ All of the humanities researchers will just find some tenuous connection of their work to climate change. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 11:17 AM (Dm8we) 13
My plumber, George is a Kiwi, his son Joey holds dual citizenship. They're sane, if a little pricey.
Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 11:17 AM (Yj6Os) 14
So, wuz we sold out by CONgress agin?
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 21, 2024 11:17 AM (0eaVi) 15
Are all NZ bridges one lane? I've been on one-lane bridges, but usually in small population areas. Lots of one-lane roads with pull-over areas for when you meet another car.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 21, 2024 11:18 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Eeyore at December 21, 2024 11:19 AM (1bNHn) 17
Huh...
Happily, Max is streaming the 'Horns game later today. And the SMU college playoff game right now. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 11:20 AM (iJfKG) 18
Humanities places the human in too high a position. Maybe they should concentrate on humilities.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 11:22 AM (jgmnb) 19
Thx K T. New Zealand did give the world that Arden lady and her "teeesting" . She now a functionary in some one worlder leftist governmental org.
Lord of the Rings was filmed there so that's a plus Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2024 11:23 AM (DopAq) 20
Earlier this morning Rocket Lab had a successful satellite launch from New Zealand.
I've asked before, isn't there a Kiwi Horde member called Frank? Still around? Posted by: Ciampino - make it worthwhile to have kids WHEN MARRIED at December 21, 2024 11:24 AM (i0xsb) 21
Mommy, is this the year Step-Grandma Jilly finally hangs my stocking by the chim-o-lee with care?
Posted by: Little Navy Joan at December 21, 2024 11:24 AM (G5+As) 22
We are going to New Zealand again in January. It is unbelievably beautiful. If you have the opportunity - go!
Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 11:25 AM (4neFu) 23
Looking forward to the yearly visit from St. Knickerless!
Posted by: The Great Poof at December 21, 2024 11:26 AM (G5+As) 24
Mommy, is this the year Step-Grandma Jilly finally hangs my stocking by the chim-o-lee with care?
Posted by: Little Navy Joan at December 21, 2024 11:24 AM (G5+As) Sure...bituminous or anthracite? Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 11:27 AM (Yj6Os) 25
KT thank you so much for that Handel performance. It was wonderful.
Last weekend, Hubbymayhem took me to a Mannheim Steamroller performance. They were wonderful! They kicked off the show with their arrangement of Hallelujah chorus. Just instrumental of course. But I was tearing up for the beauty of that piece. The last song was Oh Holy Night. My favorite Christmas song and it always brings tears. So I started the performance with tears and ended it with tears! Have a wonderful and blessed Christmas! Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 11:28 AM (4XwPj) 26
Read this week that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris predates the arrival of the Maori in New Zealand.
Posted by: Sands of Time at December 21, 2024 11:28 AM (G5+As) 27
Good morning KT
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 11:29 AM (fwDg9) 28
Off to watch PSU/SMU....go Ponies!
Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 11:30 AM (Yj6Os) Posted by: Navy Joan's Dad at December 21, 2024 11:30 AM (G5+As) 30
Seems that every Leftist government hate its own citizens, and allows them to be killed by known threats.
Both terrorism and regular crime are seen as positive by western elites. Because fear will allow them to push for ever more control over society. Now they won't use their additional power to stop terrorism/crime but the compliant FNM will obscure that. How many times have you seen "we have to do something!" when there are already laws against some outrage...laws that weren't enforced against politically sensitive groups? Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:31 AM (oZhjI) 31
https://tinyurl.com/3udv946s Should be widely shared.
from the X link of Sharyl Attkisson "These monuments weren't "manned" to begin with. The only reason to cordon them off from the public was so that visiting tourists would see the "impact" of the shutdowns and the news media would have something to take pictures of and interview people about." And as I recall, they kept veterans out (or tried to) but opened it so illegals (or at least "Hispanics") could do a festival there. Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2024 11:31 AM (Cus5s) 32
Hi, Skip!
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:32 AM (xekrU) 33
Read this week that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris predates the arrival of the Maori in New Zealand.
On some of the islands in that part of the world the Maori ATE their predecessors. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:32 AM (oZhjI) 34
26 Read this week that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris predates the arrival of the Maori in New Zealand.
Link is in last week's post, I think. See end of this thread. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:33 AM (xekrU) 35
I have a Christmas history podcast to pass along
Christmas Before Dickens, Napoleonic Wars Podcast https://tinyurl.com/4efysazw It's on Spotify. It has nothing to do with Napoleonic wars just pre and post Christmas traditions and how they started and changed . Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 11:34 AM (fwDg9) 36
Have a Blessed Christmas KT. Thanks for the work you put into these Saturday threads. Always food for thought. Much appreciated.
Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 11:34 AM (991eG) 37
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'The whole CEO assassination thing showed that gun control really is about punishing enemies. ' It confirmed for me that leftists are happy to see people they don't like murdered. But it showed me that they have no idea that they are vulnerable too. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 11:34 AM (3wi/L) 38
Ran out of materials at work so got out early.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 11:35 AM (fwDg9) 39
Link is in last week's post, I think. See end of this thread.
Posted by: KT So, that's where I read it! Posted by: Mind Like A Sieve at December 21, 2024 11:35 AM (G5+As) 40
Breaking from the Bee!
POLITICS · DEC 20, 2024 · 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:35 AM (L/fGl) 41
In certain rural corners of the Midwest there were one lane roads and bridges (usually on section lines) well into the late 70s.
Meeting up with a 4320 pulling a large disc, or cultivator bar, made things interesting Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 21, 2024 11:36 AM (8AONa) 42
Maori Christmas everybody!
Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 11:36 AM (991eG) 43
26 Read this week that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris predates the arrival of the Maori in New Zealand.
Posted by: Sands of Time at December 21, 2024 11:28 AM (G5+As) ---- I saw that. It makes me smile when I see all these places here in the Midwest that advertise 'ANTIQUES' and I think of Europe. Of course much of ours follows 'My Junk is Your Antique' principles. (Not THAT junk, keep your mind out of the gutter) Posted by: Ciampino - Genuine Louis XIV Imitation Furniture at December 21, 2024 11:37 AM (i0xsb) 44
IMO academia is churning out the exact type of people that our political betters believe would be a perfect fit for a pliable and dependent society for their vision of 'utopia.'
They're making great progress. Just look around... Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 11:37 AM (Q4IgG) 45
Willowed:
Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence and is on the loose in Texas. *********** Animal control officer, strapping on his vest and body cam: "It's Rowdy duty time!!" Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 11:38 AM (991eG) 46
A lot of leftists and LIVs assume the world was pretty much always like it was before Europeans showed up. So the Maoris were always on all the South Pacific islands or the Iroquois were always the dominant power in the American northeast and so on.
A great example of this...the Aztecs arrived in Mexico after the Vikings did in the Americas... Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:39 AM (oZhjI) 47
/sock adjust
Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 11:39 AM (991eG) 48
Indiana still has some one lane roads and bridges. Their trying to correct all of them even at the county road level. But the money always goes to replacing and widening 465 around Indianapolis. They just keep going around and around and around. Get to the end, start over again!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 11:40 AM (4XwPj) 49
A number of our pedo-elites have bolt holes in NZ. They expect that if they do cause WWIII or a general collapse they can flee there and ride out the storm
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:40 AM (oZhjI) 50
I had inguinal hernia surgery yesterday. Instructions are to cough deeply once an hour. But it really hurts to cough.
No heavy lifting or using a vacuum. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:42 AM (xekrU) 51
Rowdy will 'roo the day he messed with Animal Control!
Posted by: Officer Pete At The Pound at December 21, 2024 11:42 AM (G5+As) 52
47 /sock adjust
Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 11:39 AM (991eG) Heh. I first read that as jock adjust. Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:42 AM (W/lyH) 53
Eliminate Social Sciences?
Whew! Glad I teach Business. Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM (W/lyH) 54
Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence and is on the loose in Texas.
If it shags the sheep we'll have a whole lot of woolly jumpers. Posted by: Ciampino - Genuine middle school humor at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM (i0xsb) Posted by: Your hernia doctor at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM (dg+HA) 56
The nearby city of Van Buren AR has some very narrow streets. I was driving on one when a guy in a Hummer was coming my way. The big, original Humvee. We waved at each other and I decided it best to pull into a driveway.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM (gm9Sb) 57
At this point New Zealand could be invaded and occupied by China in an afternoon. No combat aircraft, a navy with less tonnage than the USCG in the Great Lakes. Tiny army.
Maybe they can challenge them to a game of rugby. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 11:10 AM (ZOv7s) Better yet, a game of intersectional victimization. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM (VNX3d) 58
Rowdy will 'roo the day he messed with Animal Control!
Posted by: Officer Pete At The Pound at December 21, 2024 11:42 AM (G5+As) N worries. They will get him in the hopper in no time. Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:45 AM (W/lyH) 59
Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM
Nah. Just eliminating social science "research". If you know what I mean. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:45 AM (xekrU) 60
I had a hernia surgery two years ago about, been fine since
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 11:46 AM (fwDg9) 61
59 Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:44 AM
Nah. Just eliminating social science "research". If you know what I mean. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:45 AM (xekrU) Well that does it then. If I have to continue to put up with their incessant whining at faculty meetings, then I'm keeping my flask to myself. Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:47 AM (W/lyH) 62
Flight of the Conchords was hilarious and their music quite good. If only they made a Christmas album they and NZ would be immortalized.
BTW despite NZ being easier to knock over than Jenga, the CCP would have to get past the Philippines -- the Houthi of the South Seas. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 21, 2024 11:48 AM (wBaIH) 63
It's not quite buy this magazine or we'll shoot this puppy but still . . .
BREAKING: White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre warns that a government shutdown could delay the transition of power from Biden to Trump. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:48 AM (L/fGl) 64
49 A number of our pedo-elites have bolt holes in NZ. They expect that if they do cause WWIII or a general collapse they can flee there and ride out the storm
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 11:40 AM (oZhjI) ---- These are the fools that no nothing about farming or manufacturing. Was it Bloomberg who claimed farming was a piece of cake? Posted by: Ciampino - murdered by security at December 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i0xsb) 65
There’s long been a great myth that Rome and Roman armies were defeated by invading barbarians; in fact the barbarian tribes had been invited in already, and almost all of the “Roman” armies were made up from so called barbarian tribesmen. Proper Romans had quit bothering to fight by then.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 11:48 AM (7MHHr) 66
@46 18-1, the same with South Africa which was pretty much empty, except the Bushmen, when the Dutch arrived. Later tribes came down from the north and settled the area
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2024 11:49 AM (DopAq) 67
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know Posted by: Ciampino - murdered by security at December 21, 2024 11:49 AM (i0xsb) 68
These are the fools that no nothing about farming or manufacturing. Was it Bloomberg who claimed farming was a piece of cake?
Posted by: Ciampino - murdered by security at December 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i0xsb) They shared their knowledge of farming with CHOP in Seattle. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 11:49 AM (VNX3d) 69
“Democrats don’t like guns” is a kind of shorthand you’ll read sometimes, with regard to firearms and gun control debates.
Democrats don’t hate guns, they love guns. They hate you. And they don’t want you to be aboe to defend yourself, the most basic fundamental human right of all. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 11:50 AM (XH8Ra) 70
New Zealand has a lot of catching up to do if they want to keep up with other 3rd world countries in the Pacific like Papua New Guinea, where Rape is the national past time.
Be better New Zealand. Posted by: UN World Report On Rape at December 21, 2024 11:50 AM (R/m4+) 71
Flight of the Conchords was hilarious and their music quite good. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
______ Seconded. The PM was one of my favorite characters: https://tinyurl.com/bs8krzb5 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 11:52 AM (Dm8we) 72
KT - sorry to hear that you had to have hernia surgery yesterday; hope you recover quickly. Makes your putting together your Saturday Thread all the more impressive. Take care of yourself and get well soon.
Posted by: Retired, thank God at December 21, 2024 11:52 AM (9BIt9) 73
Joey to the World!
Posted by: Rowdy the Kangaroo at December 21, 2024 11:53 AM (PT7Bh) 74
Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 11:28 AM
Glad you got to go to that performance. Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:53 AM (xekrU) 75
BREAKING: White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre warns that a government shutdown could delay the transition of power from Biden to Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:48 AM (L/fGl) Karine is raising the red banner of rebellion there in DC? sounds insurrectiony to me. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 11:53 AM (D7oie) 76
They reportedly have only a couple of remaining train/road bridges.
Yeah, I was driving over a bridge on the west side of the South Island, looked in my rear-view mirror, and saw a train following me across the bridge. That was a first. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 11:53 AM (uxCna) 77
3rd world countries in the Pacific like Papua New Guinea, where Rape is the national past time.
That's not their only moral shortfall. Posted by: Let's Invite Uncle Bosie To Dinner at December 21, 2024 11:54 AM (G5+As) 78
Another reason the Western Empire fell so completely and permanently is that accounts of the day tell how burdensome and expensive Imperial control had become - sounds familiar. Every activity was heavily regulated and heavily taxed. Most all of the rural towns and villages found it far easier and cheaper to just pay tribute to their new Barbarian overlords, rather than suffer under Imperial control. The barbarian kings wanted money, but other than that didn’t care much how things were run.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 11:54 AM (7MHHr) 79
Don’t worry your pretty little head Karen, you’ll get your fucking sorry ass Ejected regardless of any faggoty “Shutdown” or not, make no mistake you and yours will be evicted on time and on schedule.
In fact, it would be better for everyone involved if you leave now. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 11:55 AM (XH8Ra) 80
Haka! Go click the link at comment 10!
Maori/British treaty that held for 184 years! Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 21, 2024 11:55 AM (QSrLX) 81
They've installed dozens of artificial one-lane bridges throughout the Presidio because the elite thinks designing traffic flow to encourage head-on collisions will force dirty icky drivers to slow down.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 11:55 AM (RIvkX) 82
It wasn't invasion, disease or famine that truly brought it to its knees.
Rome collapsed because the birth rate did Isn't it likely that the former caused the latter? Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 11:57 AM (aD39U) 83
Thanks for your kind comments, Muldoon. And a blessed Christmas to all.
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:58 AM (xekrU) 84
Most all of the rural towns and villages found it far easier and cheaper to just pay tribute to their new Barbarian overlords, rather than suffer under Imperial control. The barbarian kings wanted money, but other than that didn’t care much how things were run.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 11:54 AM (7MHHr) It usually works pretty well too until one barbarian claims to be more popular than the other. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2024 11:59 AM (g8Ew8) 85
Little Orphan Karine no home yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 12:00 PM (aD39U) 86
Manufacturer guidance updated in Australia after watchdog shows air fryers may be eavesdropping on people
- Skynet is here! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 12:01 PM (L/fGl) 87
There once was a Rowdy marsupial...
Who was wild and a little unscrupial He was surely not sterile In fact he was so virile That his wife was expecting quintupials (yeah, so sue me) Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 12:01 PM (991eG) 88
Little Orphan Karine no home yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 12:00 PM (aD39U) She sounds insurrectiony, and should get to join the J6 hotel guests.... Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:01 PM (VNX3d) 89
So the Maoris were always on all the South Pacific islands or the Iroquois were always the dominant power in the American northeast and so on.
For some reason X has put a couple of videos in my feed of a woman arguing that the Crimean Tatars are "indigenous" to Crimea, as opposed to Turkic invaders who "displaced" the Greeks and other ethnic groups who were living in Crimea earlier. The Official Explanation, as given on Wikipedia, is that the Tatars "merged" with the existing population of Crimea, so the Tartars count as indigenous. We should try that argument with Europeans and American Indians. Next up, I expect to see videos explaining that the Turks are indigenous to Turkey. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 12:01 PM (uxCna) 90
Notre Dame in Paris also predates my families' arrival in the New World. You seem to be saying that we somehow don't have seniority because of that. Because that's what you just said.
This is how you start hundred year wars. Is that what you want? Maybe you should check with your bishop before you talk. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 12:02 PM (zdLoL) 91
One component of the ritual cannibalism of the Maori is that of turning one's enemies into shit.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 21, 2024 12:03 PM (Ej3El) 92
I saw that. It makes me smile when I see all these places here in the Midwest that advertise 'ANTIQUES' and I think of Europe.
I have to stifle a laugh when I'm in an "antique mall" and see Star Wars toys in the display case. Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 12:03 PM (/y8xj) 93
Thank you KT.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 21, 2024 12:03 PM (goY6W) 94
Got any suggestions for federal or state authorities, or donors here in the USA?
Apprenticeships and shovels. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 21, 2024 12:04 PM (goY6W) 95
@63 it's pretty simple Biden administration. On 1/20 you leave. Do not let the screen door hit you. That I includes you KJP. Then Trump comes in with his people. Smooth and timely
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2024 12:04 PM (DopAq) 96
Got any suggestions for federal or state authorities, or donors here in the USA?
Apprenticeships and shovels. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 21, 2024 12:04 PM (goY6W) There are dignity kanals to be dug. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 12:05 PM (aD39U) 97
There is an appealing photo of her at the link
I think you meant to type appalling, not appealing. Shudders. Posted by: MammaB at December 21, 2024 12:05 PM (WotRI) 98
But we came up with a great condiment for fried fish.
So there's that. Posted by: The Tartars at December 21, 2024 12:07 PM (dg+HA) 99
82 It wasn't invasion, disease or famine that truly brought it to its knees.
Rome collapsed because the birth rate did Isn't it likely that the former caused the latter? Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 11:57 AM (aD39U) Probably not - wealthy urban populations generally move away from child bearing, as it is no longer a source of wealth to them as it is for rural, agricultural populations. Look at South Korea today - wealthy highly developed urban society, but population is about to collapse because so few children are being born. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:07 PM (7MHHr) 100
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 12:02 PM (zdLoL)
You want to try that again except this time write it out in understandandable English? Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 12:07 PM (89Sog) 101
The barbarians were just doing the jobs Romans wouldn't do.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2024 12:11 PM (2UnvF) 102
Declining birth rates are a symptom of spiritual death. And buggery. But, mostly buggery.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 12:11 PM (ZmEVT) 103
It usually works pretty well too until one barbarian claims to be more popular than the other.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 21, 2024 11:59 AM (g8Ew Leading to about 1,000 years of European history where the rulers traded towns and regions back and forth like they were just pieces on a game board , without anyone in them being asked what they thought about it. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:12 PM (7MHHr) Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 12:12 PM (991eG) 105
Having and raising children is expensive. Back in the 80s, I got a shitty tax deduction for each child.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 12:13 PM (ZmEVT) 106
Next up, I expect to see videos explaining that the Turks are indigenous to Turkey.
It's a difficult line of argument - you need to understand that being allegedly Indigenous is all-important in the United States, New Zealand, Canada, and Australia; and being allegedly Indigenous is utterly unimportant in Europe. One wouldn't want to view the new masses of people flooding into Europe as coloristic settler-invaders, like one views historical immigration into the US/Can/Aus/NZ area. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 12:13 PM (uxCna) 107
So if we eliminate the social sciences, our universities will find new zeal?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 12:13 PM (W/lyH) 108
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 12:02 PM (zdLoL)
You want to try that again except this time write it out in understandandable English? Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 21, 2024 12:07 PM (89Sog) Don't hold your breath. Posted by: More loose screws than Ace Hardware at December 21, 2024 12:14 PM (UKe2c) 109
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That was a groaner. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 12:14 PM (3wi/L) 110
Wait. They sell Girl Scout cookies at Christmas?
Posted by: I gotta get out more at December 21, 2024 12:15 PM (dg+HA) 111
I think Japan did away with a lot of social sciences a few years back. In some respects it's a baby-with-bathwater move, as there are social sciences with value, just that they belong where they were before - on the margins, small footprint and funding, and of course not destroyed by stupid racist-totalitarian freaks. Humanities seems different, I think there was value in a truly educated society, where humanities were taught even below the college level.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 12:16 PM (1m82a) 112
Every now and then, Caesar would corrupt the coinage. Merchants had a heck of time buying stuff from border areas.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 12:16 PM (ZmEVT) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 12:16 PM (aD39U) 114
Declining birth rates are a symptom of spiritual death. And buggery. But, mostly buggery.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 12:11 PM (ZmEVT) Immediate material problems and a lack of purpose or vision for the future will do that too. Posted by: Kids aren't cheap and inflation is high at December 21, 2024 12:16 PM (UKe2c) 115
NZFrankwithanM2 is out boy (may have mangled his nick). Gun nut. Which has got to be a particularly small demo in NZ.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 12:17 PM (1m82a) 116
I think the Senate agreed that they all wanted to go home and voted for No Shutdown late last night. Now all they need is for someone to wake Biden up so he can sign it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:17 PM (7MHHr) 117
Humanities seems different, I think there was value in a truly educated society, where humanities were taught even below the college level.
Yeah, but when "humanities" has been transmuted into yet another branch of Oppression Studies, as it has most places, it becomes completely useless. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 12:18 PM (uxCna) 118
Gresham's Law: Bad money chases away good money. E.g. 1965 U.S. half dollars, quarters, and dimes incentivized the hoarding of pre-1965 silver coins.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 12:18 PM (ZmEVT) 119
105 Having and raising children is expensive. Back in the 80s, I got a shitty tax deduction for each child.
Posted by: no one of any consequence Ick! How did you ever afford triple-virgin Olive oil and Tuscan vacations? Ski vacations to Vail? New BMW? Posted by: Adam and Steve at December 21, 2024 12:18 PM (G5+As) 120
NZ's military collapse, while semi-understandable, is a shame. Like the other big Commonwealth players (Oz, Canada), they were awesome butt-kickers in WWII. Punching far above their weight.
Dock workers in Wellington excepted (they had strikes affecting vital military logistics at one point). Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 12:19 PM (1m82a) 121
*Now all they need is for someone to wake Biden up so he can sign it.*
As soon as I finish this drink. Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 21, 2024 12:19 PM (dg+HA) 122
For some reason X has put a couple of videos in my feed of a woman arguing that the Crimean Tatars are "indigenous" to Crimea, as opposed to Turkic invaders who "displaced" the Greeks and other ethnic groups who were living in Crimea earlier.
That part of the world had a large number of groups move through it - the Scythians, Alans, Huns, etc. Though to your point the Greeks had the longest most notable presence in the area. On a somewhat related note if you want to bring Turkey to heel start demanding the return of Constantinople and Eastern Asia Minor to Greece. The Greeks were only ethnically cleansed from those areas about 100 years ago. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:20 PM (oZhjI) 123
So late, so glad to be here, good coffee, great K.T.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:20 PM (DvLTT) 124
Maoris are not "native", having come a few hundred years before the Brits. There were no native land mammals in NZ, thus introduction of same are one of the problems (kiwi birds for example nest on the ground, no defensive mojo whatsoever, so of course ground varmints ravage their nests).
Strongly recommend anyone who can go there and spend some time. Fantastic things to do and see beyond scope of a comment section. Only spent a month but it was packed full and could have done more. Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2024 12:21 PM (1m82a) 125
Australia has sold itself to China why not New Zealand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:22 PM (DvLTT) 126
Putting the word “social” in front of anything negates the word following it. “Social Studies” in fact studies nothing; “Social Science” has nothing to do with any actual science; and “Social Justice” is the greatest source of injustice today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:22 PM (7MHHr) 127
On a somewhat related note if you want to bring Turkey to heel start demanding the return of Constantinople and Eastern Asia Minor to Greece. The Greeks were only ethnically cleansed from those areas about 100 years ago.
Losing wars will do that. Ask the Germans. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 12:23 PM (uxCna) 128
I love that Piano Guys rendition of O Come O Come Emmanuel!
Thanks for posting it, KT and good luck with the recovery! Posted by: SimoHayha at December 21, 2024 12:23 PM (yf7Pm) 129
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Social Workers at December 21, 2024 12:23 PM (dg+HA) 130
It confirmed for me that leftists are happy to see people they don't like murdered.
But it showed me that they have no idea that they are vulnerable too. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 11:34 AM (3wi/L) The murdered CEO was undoubtedly a Democrat, and profited greatly from Obamacare. Had some link to P. Lousy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 12:24 PM (8zz6B) 131
Having and raising children is expensive. Back in the 80s, I got a shitty tax deduction for each child.
The tax cuts offered are generally trivial to the standard of life of middle class and above people. Want to really encourage family and kids? Married couple pays 50% of their combined tax rate after all other deductions are made. Then each kid as he increases the size of the family reduces it further - one kid 33%, two kids 25% and so on. This would save enough money to really have an impact on people's lives and encourage rich/upper middle class people who can afford kids to have them. And yes it would in the end heavily penalize singles and DINKs. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:24 PM (oZhjI) 132
AW Raggity Karine's warning government shutdown was om Bad Blue last night, to me it's just a scan to get any conservatives to jump on the $1.3 Trillion debacle to tack on the national debt
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 12:25 PM (fwDg9) 133
I know about Australia, but do the toilets flush in reverse in NZ too?
Posted by: Feeling Flushed at December 21, 2024 12:25 PM (G5+As) 134
Putting the word “social” in front of anything negates the word following it. “Social Studies” in fact studies nothing; “Social Science” has nothing to do with any actual science; and “Social Justice” is the greatest source of injustice today.
I once had to go through a bunch of resumes of college graduates, and half-jokingly suggested that we could throw out all the resumes of the people whose major contained the word "environmental". Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna) 135
On a somewhat related note if you want to bring Turkey to heel start demanding the return of Constantinople and Eastern Asia Minor to Greece. The Greeks were only ethnically cleansed from those areas about 100 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:20 PM (oZhjI) Recent genetic studies have proved a bit embarrassing, as they showed the great majority of the Turkish population today is in fact ethnically Greek. Almost as if the Ottoman Turks were always just a small warlike ruling class that was able to impose their rule on the same old population that has always been there. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:25 PM (7MHHr) 136
Immigration: Another annual record for departures from New Zealand
********** If they are leaving shouldn't that be 'emigration' rather than 'immigration'? Or is this a nit that doesn't need picking? Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 12:27 PM (991eG) 137
Ciampo, my junk is antique at this time.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 12:27 PM (4780s) 138
48 Indiana still has some one lane roads and bridges. Their trying to correct all of them even at the county road level.
--- He who blinks his lights first has the right of way. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:28 PM (DvLTT) 139
Recent genetic studies have proved a bit embarrassing, as they showed the great majority of the Turkish population today is in fact ethnically Greek. Almost as if the Ottoman Turks were always just a small warlike ruling class that was able to impose their rule on the same old population that has always been there.
I suspect a lot of that is concubinage/extra wives/flat out rape The Turks did win some notable battles, but mostly took over areas in Asia minor as Greek authority waned. And since Muslims could take up to 4 wives they'd take their share of the local Greek women and kill/enslave the men. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:28 PM (oZhjI) 140
Recent genetic studies have proved a bit embarrassing, as they showed the great majority of the Turkish population today is in fact ethnically Greek. Almost as if the Ottoman Turks were always just a small warlike ruling class that was able to impose their rule on the same old population that has always been there.
And I don't know why the Turkish government is enraged by this revelation. Instead of slaughtering the existing population of Anatolia, the Ottomans Turkified them. You'd think that this would make the Turkish invaders look better, but that's not the opinion of Erdogan's government. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 21, 2024 12:29 PM (uxCna) 141
Or is this a nit that doesn't need picking?
Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 12:27 PM (991eG Nits are like zits. They always need picking. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:29 PM (7MHHr) 142
Every now and then, Caesar would corrupt the coinage. Merchants had a heck of time buying stuff from border areas.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 12:16 PM (ZmEVT) The currency debasement was "required" because of the need to support an imperial burden greater than what the empire could produce. and once started it was nearly impossible to reverse due to Gresham's law, and unwillingness to reduce the quantity of money by calling it all in and re-minting it. Constantine and a few successors did make a stab at it by issuing gold currency, but he linked it with price controls, but in turn those were only followed where there was any enforcement. Personally I think the resurgence of Europe was based around the development of credit markets which gave a point to long-distance trade. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 12:30 PM (D7oie) 143
I know about Australia, but do the toilets flush in reverse in NZ too?
Posted by: Feeling Flushed at December 21, 2024 12:25 PM (G5+As) Toilets? Posted by: Tasmanians at December 21, 2024 12:30 PM (W/lyH) 144
So. Still giggling at the Tahk Tua lawyer joke from a couple nights ago.
The wife has it as the worst joke she ever heard. Being she is my wife... that is an impressive acomplishment. Posted by: Reforger at December 21, 2024 12:32 PM (xcIvR) 145
Recent genetic studies have proved a bit embarrassing, as they showed the great majority of the Turkish population today is in fact ethnically Greek. Almost as if the Ottoman Turks were always just a small warlike ruling class that was able to impose their rule on the same old population that has always been there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:25 PM (7MHHr) when you kill the men and take their wives, your grand children and great grandchildren will be more closely related to the wives' fathers than to you. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 12:33 PM (D7oie) 146
138 48 Indiana still has some one lane roads and bridges.
Indiana is nice, but I can't go back there. Posted by: R. Dean Taylor at December 21, 2024 12:33 PM (G5+As) 147
The Turks did win some notable battles, but mostly took over areas in Asia minor as Greek authority waned. And since Muslims could take up to 4 wives they'd take their share of the local Greek women and kill/enslave the men.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:28 PM (oZhjI) Hernando Cortez says “hey that sounds like a pretty good idea!” Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:35 PM (7MHHr) 148
Any myrrh of these puns and I'm gonna lose my Christmas spirit.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH) 149
I'm incensed.
Posted by: Frank at December 21, 2024 12:38 PM (dg+HA) 150
At least you didn't have Frankenstein's monster bringing Frankincense to the manger for the newborn King.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:38 PM (VNX3d) 151
Has anyone found way ways meds?
Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 12:39 PM (4780s) Posted by: Gene Wilder at December 21, 2024 12:40 PM (dg+HA) 153
Hernando Cortez says “hey that sounds like a pretty good idea!”
Cortez's story is an impressive one AND his native wife was critical to his success which you'd think would get a lot of multi-culti and feminist kudos to him... If we had a saner culture there would have been multiple big budget movies about him. Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:41 PM (oZhjI) 154
82 It wasn't invasion, disease or famine that truly brought it to its knees.
Rome collapsed because the birth rate did Isn't it likely that the former caused the latter? Posted by: Grump928(C) --- We have genetic drivers that motivate us to procreate. Bread and circuses, fat, dumb and happy are not drivers. Gaza has the highest procreation rate on the planet. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:41 PM (DvLTT) 155
150 At least you didn't have Frankenstein's monster bringing Frankincense to the manger for the newborn King.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:38 PM (VNX3d) My mind jumped to a scene where the 3 Wisemen are Frankenberry, Booberry, and Count Chocula. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:42 PM (7MHHr) 156
Diogenes at December 21, 2024 11:47 AM
Years ago, my Dad used to say that the sociologists were insufferable in faculty meetings. And it must be much worse now. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 12:42 PM (xekrU) 157
Honoring motherhood, a national respect for putting family before self can increase the birthrate.
https://tinyurl.com/bdmmkdnw Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:44 PM (DvLTT) 158
All the toilets in Australia are the same and they are some kind of weird oblong shape.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 12:44 PM (RIvkX) 159
155 150 At least you didn't have Frankenstein's monster bringing Frankincense to the manger for the newborn King.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:38 PM (VNX3d) My mind jumped to a scene where the 3 Wisemen are Frankenberry, Booberry, and Count Chocula. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:42 PM (7MHHr) Did they follow the rainbow to Lucky's Manager 6? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:44 PM (VNX3d) 160
158 All the toilets in Australia are the same and they are some kind of weird oblong shape.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 12:44 PM (RIvkX) That’s because the water swirls backwards. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:46 PM (7MHHr) 161
Years ago, my Dad used to say that the sociologists were insufferable in faculty meetings. And it must be much worse now.
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 12:42 PM (xekrU) Actually it depends on who is running the meetings. I'm down to adjunct status so I go only when its mandatory. And I take a flask, and tend to giggle a lot at the woke bullsh*t. Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH) 162
My daughter majored in biology, but the degree they gave said environmental sciences.
Pissed me right off. Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 12:47 PM (4780s) 163
Can't say know much of Turkey and Greece wars but possible Turks won an enslaved Greeks so now many Turks have Greek ancestors?
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 12:48 PM (fwDg9) 164
And I take a flask, and tend to giggle a lot at the woke bullsh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes Can you bring a friend? I have an honorary degree in Squirrel culture. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 21, 2024 12:50 PM (goY6W) 165
---Kids aren't cheap---
That's a clue. Having a family, having children is of preeminent importance. When being a family and having children is not valued it's not done. That's what the communists have insinuated into our culture. They have taken capitalism and turned it into a corrosive making things more important than the eternal family. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:54 PM (DvLTT) 166
And I take a flask, and tend to giggle a lot at the woke bullsh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes Can you bring a friend? I have an honorary degree in Squirrel culture. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 21, 2024 12:50 PM (goY6W) On your final meeting, bring a squirrel to enjoy the meeting. https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:55 PM (VNX3d) 167
My daughter majored in biology, but the degree they gave said environmental sciences.
Pissed me right off. Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 12:47 PM (4780s) I guess that's better than sending her off hoping for a MRS degree and her coming home with a life partner. Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 12:55 PM (W/lyH) 168
While Joe Biden fades away, Mexico is busy, using military units, to illegally seize the assets of US companies operating inside its borders. Blatant expropriation without a word of protest from the current administration.
Senator Britt speaks out about the matter in a Senate speech. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p9atnjh Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2024 12:55 PM (rj6Yv) 169
On your final meeting, bring a squirrel to enjoy the meeting.
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:55 PM (VNX3d) AVENGE ME!!!! Posted by: P'nut at December 21, 2024 12:57 PM (W/lyH) 170
Speaking of Turks, there have been some changes in the Young Turks lately . . .
Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 12:57 PM (xekrU) 171
>>> 7 At this point New Zealand could be invaded and occupied by China in an afternoon. No combat aircraft, a navy with less tonnage than the USCG in the Great Lakes. Tiny army.
Maybe they can challenge them to a game of rugby. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 11:10 AM (ZOv7s) Forget the army, the CCP would annoy NZ Frank. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 21, 2024 12:58 PM (KcwUg) 172
If SMU had a QB.......
Posted by: Accomack at December 21, 2024 12:59 PM (IG7T0) 173
What led to this bold move?
Well, for starters, someone had to pay for this: https://tinyurl.com/yteejxf8 Posted by: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed at December 21, 2024 01:03 PM (kvDvI) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 01:06 PM (Dm8we) 175
On your final meeting, bring a squirrel to enjoy the meeting.
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 21, 2024 12:55 PM (VNX3d) One of my favorites for years. LOL!! Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 21, 2024 01:08 PM (iODuv) 176
My daughter majored in biology, but the degree they gave said environmental sciences.
Pissed me right off. Honestly, a job posting asking for the latter probably pays a lot more than the former. Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 01:08 PM (/y8xj) 177
GARDEN THREAD IS BLOOMING
Some very nice flowers Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:09 PM (fwDg9) 178
https://www.frontpagemag.com/biden frees men who scammed 5 billion with over 1-million victims
Is anyone surprised the most corrupt president has freed pnzy scammers? Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:11 PM (fwDg9) 179
I toured NZ on a bicycle January 1990.The single lane bridges along the western coast southern island have no guardrails, just a small curb.There’s a reason for doing so. That whole section of coast is very rural, quite pretty, dripping wet.The flightless birds were very curious. The sand flies there are aggressive.
The road over the southern pass from the coast was surfaced with compacted clay. I don’t recall seeing more than a few cars while crossing to the summit. You make that summit and the terrain looks like eastern Washington/ Wenatchee. Posted by: 13times at December 21, 2024 01:17 PM (BQSJx) 180
>>>Senator Britt speaks out about the matter in a Senate speech.
LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p9atnjh Posted by: mrp --- Sleepy Joe, on they job tearing America apart piece by piece. Senator Britt could have made a much better presentation if she had read her aides written presentation a couple of times before coming to the dais. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 01:17 PM (DvLTT) Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2024 01:24 PM (W/lyH) 182
BOLD! What do you think led to this move?
_________________ Fantastic! BTW, what "research" exactly takes place in the humanities? Social "science" will be OK. They just make up 90% of what they publish anyway. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2024 01:27 PM (YqDXo) 183
Economics is a social "science." And so they're cutting out economics as having no economic benefit.
Sounds about right, actually. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2024 01:29 PM (YqDXo) 184
Stupid fuckers don’t have the chops to pass Physics?
Just start a Physics “Studies” course, and bitch about Whitey instead. Thus preparing students to compete in the global economy. 5th grade Indians taking Calculus will certainly be no match for gender-dysphoria drug-addled youth learning to gobble cock for Social Credit scores. Keeps the temps lower in Antarctica too Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 01:44 PM (JRe3J) 185
Another reason the Western Empire fell so completely and permanently is that accounts of the day tell how burdensome and expensive Imperial control had become - sounds familiar. Every activity was heavily regulated and heavily taxed. Most all of the rural towns and villages found it far easier and cheaper to just pay tribute to their new Barbarian overlords, rather than suffer under Imperial control. The barbarian kings wanted money, but other than that didn’t care much how things were run.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 11:54 AM (7MHHr) Speaking of 'Imperial control', the Eastern Roman Empire 's bureaucracy got so bad that there's a name for it that's lasted to this day - Byzantine. Heh. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 21, 2024 02:12 PM (JDH8J) 186
"At least you didn't have Frankenstein's monster bringing Frankincense to the manger for the newborn King."
Did you read "Frankenstein?" The "monster" would kneel down before the Lord of Lords. Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 02:22 PM (ZmEVT) Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2024 02:27 PM (Wjzzm) 188
Seeing a Fox News Network on YouTube 5 dead, 200 injured in Magneburg
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 02:36 PM (fwDg9) 189
60 injured
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9) 190
Bravo, New Zealand!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2024 02:58 PM (Hkcdp) 191
So the first two games of the playoff are ... lackluster.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 03:05 PM (aD39U) 192
Had I known nothing about this other than reading this Grok summary on X, I would not have any idea this was an Islamic terrorist attack by an illegal:
Germany Christmas Market Tragedy: Car Incident Claims Lives A tragic incident occurred when a car drove into a crowd at a Christmas market in Germany, resulting in the deaths of five people, including a child, and injuring more than 200. The driver has been identified, and while early reports speculated on the involvement of autonomous technology, it was confirmed that the vehicle was operated by a human driver. Discussions around vehicle safety and urban event security have intensified in the wake of the event. This story is a summary of posts on X and may evolve over time. Grok can make mistakes, verify its outputs. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2024 03:29 PM (P5BPp) 193
Germany Christmas Market Tragedy: Car Incident Claims Lives
Grok ridiculous summary link: https://bit.ly/3DEfKoL Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 21, 2024 03:31 PM (P5BPp) 194
38-10 Penn Final
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 03:31 PM (aD39U) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 03:49 PM (DvLTT) 196
On bridges -
Hawaii has a lot of one lane bridges. Outside of Honolulu the whole state is BFE. It's been 20 years but one post card pretty valley had one access road, one lane, very steep, no guardrails. Posted rules were 4x4 only (4L), vehicles coming up had right of way. Nobody fvcked with those rules. Valley had maybe a population of 100. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2024 04:29 PM (/lPRQ) 197
The US has bombed sites in Sanaa Yemen as of this evening.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2024 05:26 PM (XTmTf) 198
That birth rate is a little iffy. Doesn’t take into account all the outmigration to Spain, France, England and all over .
Posted by: JackWayne at December 21, 2024 05:31 PM (e+cRb) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 06:55 PM (DvLTT) The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer RevivalGood morning Horde and welcome to the Classical Saturday Coffee Break and Prayer Revival. As we approach Christmas The Fabulous and I wish you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas. Now before we enter the Prayer Revival there are just a few housekeeping matters to take care of. (Rulz for those of you at the North Pole) 1) This is an open thread. Please feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate away. 2) Be kind, be nice. No jumping on the furniture and no open flames by the Christmas tree. 3) Running with sharp objects could impact your consumption of eggnog and fruitcake, be careful. 4) Have a great weekend.
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HEYHOOOOOO!
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2024 08:47 AM (0Gnoc) 2
Roomy
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2024 08:48 AM (0Gnoc) 3
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 08:49 AM (ZOv7s) 4
Amen
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2024 08:50 AM (0Gnoc) 5
Kitty up top is just getting ready for today's Pet Thread!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 08:50 AM (BpYfr) Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2024 08:51 AM (MsrgL) 7
Good morning good people. Prayers for all intentions - those requested and those known but to God.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 08:53 AM (WXNFJ) 8
Thanks for the Coffee and Prayer thread, Mis Hum. Merry Christmas to you and your whole family!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:53 AM (SfhV1) 9
Good morning again dear morons with thanks to annie and mh and you horde for your prayers
Hiya JT Vic z"l Also prayers for TiFW and CoMM Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 08:53 AM (RIvkX) 10
I would like to ask prayers for E. the nurse and caregiver of our retired organist. She had been in and out of the hospital for two weeks with a bleeding ulcer.
Also prayers for E, my son's supervisor who has chest pain and a fever and has missed a couple days of work. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:54 AM (cpUiL) 11
Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
No coffee but have a plain cinnamon bagel Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 08:55 AM (7h2uy) 12
Verse for the Day:
"Put on then, as God’s chosen ones, holy and beloved, heartfelt compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience, bearing with one another and forgiving one another, if one has a grievance against another; as the Lord has forgiven you, so must you also do." — Colossians 3:12-13 Ouch, this is a hard one for me. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 08:55 AM (WXNFJ) 13
Jim in K is out of the hospital. Let's keep it that way for everybody, you Morons!
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 08:56 AM (vFG9F) 14
Morning, Coffee Folken! 'Tis the winter solstice, Saturn's Day, and only four days until l Xmas. As a boy, this is when I knew it was for real, that Christmas was really here, when the calendar clicked over to the 20th. That memory still hangs with me -- as I suspect it does for many of us.
I've got a few minutes until I leave for the local post office to see if they can track my errant (three days overdue) package. The office opens at 8:30. I'll be there when the doors open, but somehow I think there'll be a line anyway. The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space, Stirling the big black and Dagny the little Siberian, are doing well. In fact, Dagny came into the bathroom and sprawled on the counter just now as I brushed my teeth. She's been doing that for the last three weeks -- and she's lived with me now for more than two years. Maybe someday she'll decide to sit in my lap. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 08:56 AM (omVj0) 15
Ouch, this is a hard one for me.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 08:55 AM (WXNFJ) You're not the only one. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:56 AM (SfhV1) 16
Have police in South Bend located Indiana's missing offense yet? I fell asleep on the sofa early in the third quarter and just woke up.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 21, 2024 08:57 AM (Y1sOo) 17
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 08:55 AM (WXNFJ)
It's hard for me and for most us unless they're saints, in which case they'd probably not say it was not hard for them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:57 AM (cpUiL) 18
Also, Dear Horde, prayers are requested for my buddy Bev. She is normally incurably happy and upbeat but something is going on - lately, she has been very sad and depressed. One of her kids has been a cause for concern in the past so maybe there is some trouble there. Dunno.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 08:58 AM (WXNFJ) 19
Merry morning to you all. I'm enjoying the Arctic blast ("feels like" is 9 degrees) sensibly, from inside, with a cup of coffee, a cat, a crossword, and classical music.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 08:58 AM (kpS4V) 20
The funeral service for Rubi Vergara, a freshman at Abundant Life Christian School, will be held at 11 a.m. Saturday at City Church in Madison. Services for the teacher will be held on Monday. Two people remain in the hospital in critical condition.
Prayers for the families. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:59 AM (SfhV1) 21
And I would like to offer a prayer of thankfulness to God for FenSon completing his second week of work at new job, which was a bit of a challenge since the boss often had other work projects to do or was ill and son was often there on his own.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 09:00 AM (cpUiL) 22
Miss Linda wants to go into darkest Oakwood Mall, the one on our side of the river, today. Of course the stores don't open until eleven (I think -- might be earlier for Christmas shopping). As a teen that was my first mall, the first enclosed one (and I've read it was indeed the first totally enclosed one in the metro area, too). Exciting it was to go there then, with bookstores, a movie theatre, a drugstore with more books and magazines, and so much more that you don't get in malls now.
Well, there'll be the decorations to see at least. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 09:00 AM (omVj0) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:00 AM (dxSpM) 24
Good Morning, Mis Hum, Horde, and Annie! Thankful for all of you, and that the days will soon be getting longer.
Back to reviewing the content and saying the prayers.... Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at December 21, 2024 09:01 AM (kOluj) 25
Thanks to whoever added me to the list. I did receive two shots of cortisone in my foot which also helped my back issues. Foot feels better and hopefully will continue to improve. If not additional tests might be required to see if my body is having a reaction to the metal screws. Therapy for the back which always helps.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 21, 2024 09:01 AM (2NHgQ) 26
And I would like to offer a prayer of thankfulness to God for FenSon completing his second week of work at new job
That's good news! Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:01 AM (SfhV1) 27
Happy solstice! Looking forward to longer days,
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 21, 2024 09:01 AM (1VvJB) 28
I just watched the announcement of charges against that chick registering dead people in Pa, and at the end the dude says a "gap" in the system allowed ANY registration submitted with no SSN or date of birth to go through. WTF? Does that mean that such an easy exploit happened a shit ton of times?
Last 30 seconds: https://tinyurl.com/39abhe3x Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 09:02 AM (Dm8we) 29
Prayers lifted for all who asked and all who need without asking.
Mis Him, you should have termed it Mmmmmyyyyssssttttteerrrrryyyy Click . . . . . . . . thanks! Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at December 21, 2024 09:02 AM (ha1wR) 30
Way too many in need of prayers
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 09:02 AM (7h2uy) 31
Shortest day of the year.
What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse? The sun set before 5pm here today. Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 09:02 AM (4neFu) 32
Quickly scrolling through the late ONT and Pixy threads, I spotted some discussion around setting clocks, time zones, and what not. I like to use this site for setting my watch when I travel domestic: https://time.gov/
That page also has links for using the nucular clock time server for your PC/laptop. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2024 09:03 AM (MsrgL) 33
* sun sets
Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 09:03 AM (4neFu) 34
Prayers for complete and speedy recovery to those ailing, and comfort for family and friends who suffer along with them. And deep gratitude from me to all of you for the love, prayers and support this past year. Last Monday, my latest MRI was also negative (that's three in a row!) and my oncologist is very pleased with my progress. Merry Christmas everybody! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:04 AM (x0n13) 35
"What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse?"
Put the whole world on UTC and be done with TZ hell. Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 21, 2024 09:04 AM (1VvJB) 36
grammie -
I don't want to categorize AfD as good or bad. It's a political party so the usual mixed bag. But what they aren't is a far right, Pro-Putin, neo-Nazi hate group as they have been branded by the German establishment and our State Dept among others. AfD is in some ways similar to MAGA. The party is comprised largely of working class, ordinary Germans who want things like secure borders, an end to mass immigration and a return of cheap energy. Prior to the Ukraine war Germany was getting about 90% of their Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) from Russia. LNG is a primary source of energy for most of Europe. Now they are getting almost 0 LNG from Russia and their energy costs have spiked, just like ours. The war in Ukraine is largely a fight over control of energy. That's why Burisma has been at the center of the corruption, the Bidens, the CIA, BlackRock, etc., AfD wants a return of cheap Russian LNG so that makes them Putin lovers. There's a lot more to it but the claims that AfD is some evil group is just BS spin, again just like the claims about MAGA. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (LkLld) 37
Last Monday, my latest MRI was also negative (that's three in a row!) and my oncologist is very pleased with my progress.
This is so wonderful. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (SfhV1) 38
Prayers up for all of the Horde and their loved ones.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (Sgq8y) 39
Morning, Horde! I woke up early to a wind storm and heavy rains. Saw my doctor yesterday; he said my heart monitor results were nothing to be concerned about. It did note some irregular activity; a nurse friend translated the medical gobbledygook for me, but I don't recall what it meant. Things seem to have stabilized, and doc says I can start exercising again. We're still pushing the insurance co for an echocardiogram, but we'll see. Thanks to all for prayers, known and unknown.
Posted by: PabloD at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (iPHJZ) 40
"What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse?"
It doesn't matter to me. We would get used to whatever. The planet will go on as usual. Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (vFG9F) 41
Thanks JackStraw for the context. I appreciate it.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (SfhV1) 42
Thanks to mh and Annie's Stew and Merry Christmas. My health issues are minor and since I'm approaching 29 x 2 + 11 will undoubtedly be added to. Still on the right side of dirt looking down, trying to find joy in everything I do. Words of wisdom from our pastor, smart man.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (2NHgQ) 43
Last Monday, my latest MRI was also negative (that's three in a row!) and my oncologist is very pleased with my progress.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:04 AM (x0n13) Great news! The good negative is always a positive! Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (i0F8b) 44
What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse?
The sun set before 5pm here today. Posted by: Ann DST is much more rational. Morning people are mentally ill and should go squeeze a breeze. Posted by: Night Time Is The Right Time at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (G5+As) 45
"What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse?"
Put the whole world on UTC and be done with TZ hell. Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This I'd kinda like to split the difference. Just go forward by 30 minutes and then leave it alone. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (MsrgL) 46
JJ, so happy to see your great news!
Love and hugs and prayers for all the Horde and loved ones who need them. I have a few blueberry pancakes left this morning for anyone who needs those... Posted by: screaming in digital at December 21, 2024 09:07 AM (JRHzL) 47
I would like to live on DST all year long. I'm sick of the sun going down in the middle of the day.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:08 AM (SfhV1) 48
37 This is so wonderful.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (SfhV1) Thanks Grammie. While NYC has many top cancer hospitals and doctors, What a stroke of luck to wind up here at UW which is considered world class in brain cancer treatment and research. Take good care and best as always to you and family! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:08 AM (x0n13) Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 09:08 AM (vFG9F) 50
Rubi Vergara z"l
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 09:09 AM (RIvkX) 51
43 Last Monday, my latest MRI was also negative (that's three in a row!) and my oncologist is very pleased with my progress.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:04 AM (x0n13) Great news! The good negative is always a positive! Posted by: davidt Wonderful, JJ, why not look into buying your own used MRI machine? Monitor at home-no co-pay. I guess they are loud, though. Posted by: In The Tube at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (G5+As) 52
What a stroke of luck to wind up here at UW which is considered world class in brain cancer treatment and research.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:08 AM (x0n13) God works in mysterious ways. Love you. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (SfhV1) 53
Merry Christmas everybody!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:04 AM (x0n13) Thanks for sharing the good news and Happy Hanukkah to you! Prayers will continue. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (UnlAF) 54
Received in the mail the announcement of the capital campaign for my parish's new church building. Right now our chapel seats 185 and is packed full for each of the six (6!) Sunday Masses. The new church building will seat 600, 500 on the ground level and 100 in the balcony. Four confessionals and two side altars. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (dxSpM) 55
*I like to use this site for setting my watch when I travel domestic: https://time.gov/*
Or just give me a call: 202-762-1401 Posted by: USNO Master Clock at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (dg+HA) 56
This ain't a prayer, it's a song. "Take Me Home, Country Drones."
If you have not yet discovered Jesse Welles, you have now by clicking here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIKlPC6JiwQ&loop=0 You're welcome. Watch him do his tune "Walmart." Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (KiBMU) 57
The sun set before 5pm here today.
Posted by: Ann 4:29pm today. I am on the eastern most edge of Central Time. Somedays it seems it's sunrise at 4am. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 09:11 AM (WXNFJ) 58
Right now our chapel seats 185 and is packed full for each of the six (6!) Sunday Masses. The new church building will seat 600, 500 on the ground level and 100 in the balcony. Four confessionals and two side altars.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (dxSpM) Wow Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:11 AM (SfhV1) 59
Right now our chapel seats 185 and is packed full for each of the six (6!) Sunday Masses. The new church building will seat 600, 500 on the ground level and 100 in the balcony. Four confessionals and two side altars.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Nice! Good luck with the fund raising program. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 09:11 AM (WXNFJ) 60
Mornin’, All. Happy Saturday.
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:12 AM (v6JzV) 61
Sol Invictus
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 21, 2024 09:12 AM (aD39U) 62
51Wonderful, JJ, why not look into buying your own used MRI machine? Monitor at home-no co-pay. I guess they are loud, though.
Posted by: In The Tube at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (G5+As) Duct tape a Polaroid camera to a microwave oven et viola! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:12 AM (x0n13) 63
b"h for good news about JJ and FenSon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 09:13 AM (RIvkX) 64
Good morning to all. Lots of prayers for lots of people for lots of things. Glad to see some good news too.
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 09:13 AM (pfEGd) 65
Hadrian. How many priests saying Mass? We are expanding our church as well due to only one priest who covers multiple churches.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 21, 2024 09:13 AM (2NHgQ) 66
Spent much of the summer of 2006 in Norway and the midnight sun was both bizarre to witness, and it played havoc with my body clock. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:14 AM (x0n13) 67
Thanks for the dandy Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!
Prayers for all of God's children this holiday season. May God's blessings bring peace and joy to everyone. And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 21, 2024 09:15 AM (rxCpr) 68
Back in the church age, I always looked on any building or renovation program as a great opportunity to move on to someplace else.
Posted by: Steeplechase Jones at December 21, 2024 09:16 AM (G5+As) 69
Goof morning, all.
Thanks, Annie, as always for the list. Prayers for all, every day. I ask for prayers for all those who are having Christmas without a late family member for the first time this year- my brother C's family, K. and her family who just took their son off life support, VIA and any others. You are all a blessing in my life- have a blessed Christmas! Posted by: sal at December 21, 2024 09:17 AM (f+FmA) Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2024 09:17 AM (a3Q+t) 71
- If you understand the first part, how those who are truly "in Christ" are described, which is all through God's Word, then it makes a lot of things easier.
Like loving your enemy for example. You realize they can't help it. It also causes you to say "Why me Lord? I did nothing to deserve the gift of faith." Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 09:17 AM (ytKo6) 72
En mi casa toman Bustelo.
Posted by: Caffiend at December 21, 2024 09:17 AM (G5+As) 73
I've got a few minutes until I leave for the local post office to see if they can track my errant (three days overdue) package. The office opens at 8:30. I'll be there when the doors open, but somehow I think there'll be a line anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 08:56 AM (omVj0) --- A few years ago I shopped some ammo components (to the late redc1c4 as a matter of fact) and it went out in two boxes. One got there, the other did not. I requested the do a search, they didn't find it, but said I should request again. So I did, nothing, and then I asked them to pay the insurance, at which point they said they had no proof it was lost. You know, it could show up. Try requesting a search! Then they demanded proof of its value. Um, I bought insurance, who cares. No, no, they said, I had to prove it was worth the insurance I put on it, and of course it was at this point they the intended recipient passed away, but after increasingly pointless and petulant discussions, I finally got the payout. Good luck! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:19 AM (ZOv7s) 74
Woke up at a godawful-cow-milking-hour. Started the coffeemaker and wandered off. Came back and found a half inch of coffee in the carafe. Huh?
Realized it was yesterday's coffee. I had forgotten to put water in the coffeemaker. Moral of the story, don't try to make coffee before you've had your coffee in the morning. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 21, 2024 09:19 AM (VVFSv) Posted by: From that stupid song at December 21, 2024 09:20 AM (dg+HA) 76
Morning Horde. Thx MisHum.
Great news JJ Prayers to the Horde and their loved ones in need. A brisk 19 when I got up. Going down to 13 tonight. Got about 2 inches of snow overnight. Winter is def here Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2024 09:20 AM (DopAq) 77
Our parish has grown in a dozen years from 120 families to nearly 800. It is the only one dedicated to the Traditional Latin Mass, as Annunciation in downtown has them only on Sunday, TLM at all other diocesan churches having been suppressed. With more Catholics being drawn to pre-Councilar rites, the growth in numbers is unsurprising. Our facilities have simply outgrown the numbers using them. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:21 AM (dxSpM) 78
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Posted by: From that stupid song NO! Because much of the world is Muslim. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 09:21 AM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 09:22 AM (/y8xj) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:22 AM (dxSpM) 81
Things are heating up in the Aurora, CO Tren de Aragua gang case, after Aurora PD cooperated with ICE to detain 19 Venezuelans in relation to an extortion racket at the Edge Apartment complex.
APD Police Chief's press conference: https://is.gd/T79Lf6 Coalition of lefty immigrant "advocate" groups denounce the raids in an inflammatory counterfactual press release of their own: https://is.gd/8hDhFY Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 09:22 AM (991eG) 82
Merry Christmas to all.
As far as the which time argument goes, I'm for whatever the worker bees and moms prefer. I will just sleep until my personal dawn, which comes later than either. Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 09:22 AM (4780s) 83
Want more men to start showing up church? Just start a renovation or building program.
Posted by: Like moths to a flame at December 21, 2024 09:23 AM (dg+HA) 84
TeeJ. Interesting conversation yesterday during confession. I questioned whether I broke the commandment about neighbors since I've expended a lot of energy railing against one of ours over the last 3 months who been harassing us. Father advised that it wasn't the dissing of the neighbor as much as my anger, excessive anger about the situation. He told me to set my anger aside and pray for the individual. I had already prayed for them and will continue. I guess it's a type of turning the other check.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 21, 2024 09:23 AM (2NHgQ) 85
Right now our chapel seats 185 and is packed full for each of the six (6!) Sunday Masses. The new church building will seat 600, 500 on the ground level and 100 in the balcony. Four confessionals and two side altars.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:10 AM (dxSpM) --- This is great news, and thoroughly destroys the defeatist narrative that the Church is somehow doomed because of Francis. Our parish is also seeing an uptick in Mass attendance, we've got historic levels of seminarians, and the young priests are very doctrinally orthodox. The own downside is that because the parish is new skewing younger, contributions are not what the used to be, even though membership is growing. I take this as a sign that incipient geezers like my need to kick it up a bit. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:23 AM (ZOv7s) 86
Hadrian- what wonderful news!
After Covid, mine had to turn the parish hall back into a chapel, even though the re-done church (ex-Korean Baptist) was pretty large. They have grown amazingly and have 7 Masses on Sunday, I think. I miss it a lot, but I console myself with having been there from the get-go and soldiering through the early years crammed into the good Sister's chapel for nearly two decades before we were allowed to buy a property. I think this is the trickle that turns into a flood. Posted by: sal at December 21, 2024 09:24 AM (f+FmA) 87
78 Tonypete, the Muslims know that it’s Christmastime, all right. Time to fire up their motor vehicles and find a gap in the bollards surrounding the nearest Christmas market.
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:25 AM (v6JzV) 88
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Posted by: From that stupid song *********** I don't know about that but there are millions of dogs who wonder where their next meal is coming from... ...or if they will even get a next meal. Posted by: From that stupid commercial at December 21, 2024 09:26 AM (991eG) 89
My granddaughter is attending the parish pre-school and on Thursday the whole school did Christmas carols in the sanctuary, and it was packed to the rafter and a total hoot. Is there anything more delightful than children singing in praise of God?
There were some secular tunes as well. One of the songs (by the 3rd grade, I think) was about praying for a snow day. My granddaughter LOVES school, is sad that they are on break, so she was incensed at the song. Not funny, Grandpa. I don't like it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:26 AM (ZOv7s) 90
The war in Ukraine is largely a fight over control of energy. That's why Burisma has been at the center of the corruption, the Bidens, the CIA, BlackRock, etc., AfD wants a return of cheap Russian LNG so that makes them Putin lovers. There's a lot more to it but the claims that AfD is some evil group is just BS spin, again just like the claims about MAGA.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM It's likely the Syrian mess is over a Saudi - Europe gas pipeline. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2024 09:27 AM (a3Q+t) 91
I just sent the cat meme pic to my wife who has already gotten up, walked the dogs and is now vacuuming the house - while I just start on my 2nd cup of coffee.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (dVwV4) 92
89 LOL.
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV) 93
"What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse?"
Put the whole world on UTC and be done with TZ hell. This is the right answer for a connected world. Yes, it would mean some people are going to work at 0200 and some people are having dinner at 0200 but so what. Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (/y8xj) 94
Good morning all
Early Hannukah party today due to everyone's travel plans. Quiches in the oven. Just wondering how I'm going to get them to the car. I am going to get a new hip sometime in the next 6 months. In the meantime, still limping but getting around okay. Also cataract surgery. 29 came on fast. Here's wishing all of you a joyous Christmas and/or a Happy Hannukah. 30 days til the world changes for the better.❤️ Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (t/2Uw) 95
...or if they will even get a next meal. Posted by: From that stupid commercial at December 21, 2024 09:26 AM (991eG) _________ Diana wonders this every hour or two. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (dxSpM) 96
Moral of the story, don't try to make coffee before you've had your coffee in the morning.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 21, 2024 09:19 AM (VVFSv) Also, don't fill the coffeepot out of the water purifier in the mostly dark, and leave the tap ajar. After re-filling the urn. By amazing good luck, there was a large empty can- why, I have no idea- on the bottom rack of the cart under the tap, so damage was minimal. Except to my ego. Posted by: sal at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (f+FmA) 97
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:01 AM (SfhV1)
Thanks. I also thought it was lovely that the bosses boss dropped off winter hats in a festive gift bag to the young people working there, and she had never met our son before. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (Iy0Wy) 98
Posted by: Night Time Is The Right Time at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (G5+As)
LOL tough to argue with that. Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 09:29 AM (4neFu) 99
For pro-level day drinking, what is the suggested start hour?
Asking for a drinking buddy friend. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 21, 2024 09:29 AM (xesY+) 100
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 21, 2024 09:28 AM (t/2Uw)
Same to you, Sharon! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 09:29 AM (Iy0Wy) 101
I take this as a sign that incipient geezers like my need to kick it up a bit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:23 AM Is this what the kids are calling those approaching their third decade these days? Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2024 09:30 AM (a3Q+t) 102
Our parish is unique - we have about 10% of our population die every year but we gain close to 15% in new parishioners from new residents. Average age is somewhere around 75 yrs old and that doesn't change. R and I are among the youngsters. Our priest is the youngest 85 yr old man you've ever met.
One good thing about our demographic is the parish has plenty of funding. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 09:30 AM (WXNFJ) 103
DST is much more rational. Morning people are mentally ill and should go squeeze a breeze.
Posted by: Night Time Is The Right Time at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (G5+As) Shut yo mouf! Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at December 21, 2024 09:30 AM (PiwSw) Posted by: Obligatory Remy video at December 21, 2024 09:31 AM (dg+HA) 105
The sun set before 5pm here today.
Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 09:02 AM (4neFu) Oh here on the coast of Maine, today the sun will set at 4:08PM. only 10hours of daylight today. Posted by: Defenestratus at December 21, 2024 09:31 AM (dVwV4) 106
Almighty Father, we ask that you consider those mentioned above, and grant them healing if it be thy will. Grant them and their loved ones courage and grace as join their voices in prayers for healing. Lord, though we don’t know the outcome we know you do, and your will is ultimately the best always. We give you all praise and glory.
Amen Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 09:31 AM (jgmnb) Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples!! at December 21, 2024 09:31 AM (i0xsb) 108
Good morning. Re the time change, I am a morning person but I don't care which way we end up going as long as I don't have to change the clocks twice a year.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 21, 2024 09:32 AM (EmT/E) 109
>>It's likely the Syrian mess is over a Saudi - Europe gas pipeline.
Instead of the Iran - Iraq - Syria "Friendship Pipeline". One thing old school liberals were not wrong about is a great deal of our conflicts are over control of energy. Control energy, food, healthcare and speech and you control the population. Now take a look at what leftists have been trying to do to us for years. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:32 AM (LkLld) 110
This is great news, and thoroughly destroys the defeatist narrative that the Church is somehow doomed because of Francis. _______ We are bound to believe that God will never allow His Church to perish. Me? I keep my nose down, ignore whatever nonsense the incumbent says and try to put my life right in the time remaining. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:33 AM (dxSpM) 111
For pro-level day drinking, what is the suggested start hour?
Asking for a drinking buddy friend. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos ____________ There's a whole category of breakfast stouts. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 09:34 AM (Dm8we) 112
108 Same here. But UTC would be no bueno.
I am in favor of expressing the time using military time, however. Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV) 113
Thanks for the prayers, everyone. I know it helped. Dad is recovering at home now. Upper respiratory infection and esophageal spasms, but all treatable.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2024 09:36 AM (u73oe) 114
Mornin' Bulg, how are you?
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 21, 2024 09:36 AM (JRHzL) 115
Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv 14h
They hate us. They despise our values. They kill us. And our children. We have to stand up. With perseverance and vigor, No more. Never again. This is our land, our freedom, our life. And we’ll defend it and never surrender. Join me and we’ll win. We will win! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:37 AM (hovnC) 116
And also of writing dates in the Euro style of date/month/year.
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV) 117
Bad things about time changes - Changing clocks - Listening to HM complain - Listening to the dogs complain Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:37 AM (dxSpM) 118
Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 09:11 AM (WXNFJ)
I am also close to the eastern edge of central time. Earliest sunrise is a little after 5am here. If we go to standard time, it will be a 4am sunrise! We live in a golf course community (9th hole). I don't even want to think about what time those goofers would be out. Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 09:37 AM (4neFu) 119
Hi Ladies, I have a Christmas Present Question for y'all: Would you find a nightgown with an empire bust comfortable or not? Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 09:38 AM (iJfKG) 120
114 Hi, SiD. I’m OK. Trying to cut back/give up the booze. How are you?
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV) 121
Would you find a nightgown with an empire bust comfortable or not?
Posted by: naturalfake Which Empire are we talking? Posted by: Franz Josef at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (xesY+) 122
And also of writing dates in the Euro style of date/month/year. Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV) _________ This is the very embodiment of Evil. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (dxSpM) 123
109 Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:32 AM (LkLld)
I thought the huge gas field in the Med off Israel's coast would've or could've been a game-changer. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (x0n13) 124
The Magbeburg attack was by an exMuslim atheist. Who supports Israel.
Vibes of Luigi the rationalist. Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (GDfNw) 125
One thing old school liberals were not wrong about is a great deal of our conflicts are over control of energy. Control energy, food, healthcare and speech and you control the population.“
The Left and the globalists have done a very good job at hiding the fact that the primary purpose of the US troops in Syria has been (and still is) to protect the Chevron oil concession in eastern Syria. That’s why they don’t want to withdraw them, that’s what they’re guarding. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:40 AM (7MHHr) 126
Hi, SiD. I’m OK. Trying to cut back/give up the booze. How are you?
Posted by: Bulg *sneakily grabs Bulg's bottle* Thanks, SiD! Posted by: Opportunistic Miklos at December 21, 2024 09:40 AM (xesY+) 127
We live in a golf course community (9th hole). I don't even want to think about what time those goofers would be out.
Posted by: Ann ________ Carl, I want you to kill all the goofers. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (Dm8we) 128
I recently discovered a YouTube channel made by a man named Sam Reid of Lexington, Virginia. He's quite entertaining and has evidently been through a significant spiritual experience as he concludes every video with "it's going to be okay."
Here's 14 minutes about Christmas lights: https://youtu.be/BGyr1yWFB8M Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (dg+HA) 129
124 The Magbeburg attack was by an exMuslim atheist. Who supports Israel.
Vibes of Luigi the rationalist. Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (GDfNw) The only ex-Muslims are either dead or soon to be dead via Fatwa for apostasy (like Ayaan Hirsi Ali). I sense a taqqiya sunrise. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (x0n13) 130
12/14 – Dash my Lace Wings asked for prayers. She has had chronic hip pain for years, but it has really started to affect her mobility. The MRI showed torn tendons. She is going to try platelet-rich-plasma injections to stimulate healing, in lieu of surgery. That will happen in January. Please pray that the tendons are healed and that she might have reduced pain for a few years, and not have to have more expensive surgery. Thank you. Also, if anyone has had this treatment, what is your opinion of it?
----- A family member had a plasma injection done on her shoulder after a rotator cuff tear. It took about a month to see improvement, but it is healing now and she feels better. I pray yours will be successful also. Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (F2xQR) 131
I don't want to categorize AfD as good or bad. It's a political party so the usual mixed bag. But what they aren't is a far right, Pro-Putin, neo-Nazi hate group as they have been branded by the German establishment and our State Dept among others.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:05 AM (LkLld) --- AfD is challenging the Establishment consensus, which typically holds certain issues as out of bounds. Immigration is one of those, as is confidence and pride in German culture. The AfD is getting smeared by the entire state and the churches as well. The German Catholic Conference has all but declared membership in AfD bars one from receiving the sacraments. They had to back down, but the Church his losing huge numbers because of this stupidity. That and they want priestesses and all the ghey stuff. I mean, just become Anglican. Oh, and there some sort of Catholic association that is demanding the German Church be controlled by the laity, which would allow dogma to be overturned by a popular vote or something. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (ZOv7s) 132
Which Empire are we talking?
Posted by: Franz Jose _-_-_-_-_-_- Not to worry, Franz. With all of the intermarriage among the leaders of Europe, what could possibly go wrong? Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 21, 2024 09:42 AM (vd6bO) 133
All the Senators and equites loved my bust during the Empire.
— Zombie Messalina Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV) 134
I personally prefer sleeping in a loose nightgown with no bindings or elastic or anything, but that's just me. Empire style can be quite attractive.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:42 AM (SfhV1) 135
The Left and the globalists have done a very good job at hiding the fact that the primary purpose of the US troops in Syria has been (and still is) to protect the Chevron oil concession in eastern Syria. That’s why they don’t want to withdraw them, that’s what they’re guarding.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:40 AM (7MHHr) --- Too bad the "No Blood For Oil!" slogan was always a put-on. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:43 AM (ZOv7s) 136
Morning.
I am in New Jersey. Again. Like everyone who lives in this godforsaken state I ask...why? Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:44 AM (Ndvkr) 137
Not to worry, Franz. With all of the intermarriage among the leaders of Europe, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Don in SoCo Napoleon III and I were JUST FRIENDS. With a feather fetish. Posted by: Franz Josef at December 21, 2024 09:44 AM (xesY+) 138
Hi, SiD. I’m OK. Trying to cut back/give up the booze. How are you?
Posted by: Bulg --- Oof. Not an easy task, that. I'm doing well. Settling into a new routine with Mom's home services (Praise God for her aide, B) but I know better than to get too comfortable at any point... Still fighting the LTC insurance... Some good things also afoot in my world. Posted by: screaming in digital at December 21, 2024 09:44 AM (JRHzL) 139
Boy F. usually makes our coffee every day, but he is in Portland, so there are coffee grounds everywhere and we had to throw out the first pot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 09:44 AM (RIvkX) 140
Naturalfake, as long as the underbust seam isn't too tight, then sure.
Nice for Regency-themed hanky-panky. This is for *Mrs.* fake, right? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (kpS4V) 141
Oh, and there some sort of Catholic association that is demanding the German Church be controlled by the laity, which would allow dogma to be overturned by a popular vote or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (ZOv7s) You would rather have the Church governed by the State? Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (SfhV1) 142
*sneakily grabs Bulg's bottle*
Thanks, SiD! Posted by: Opportunistic Miklos --- You can always count on the Horde to come through in time of need! Posted by: screaming in digital at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (JRHzL) 143
I was passing through Delaware and thought, huh, Joe Biden is just down the road.
But I guess in Delaware you can describe anything and everything as just down the road. Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (Ndvkr) 144
>>I thought the huge gas field in the Med off Israel's coast would've or could've been a game-hanger.
I think a lot of people agree. So of course it's been a political tug of war for years. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (LkLld) 145
I am in New Jersey. Again.
Like everyone who lives in this godforsaken state I ask...why? Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:44 AM (Ndvkr) 77 years here. What's the problem? Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (iODuv) 146
I don't know if I'm just more spiritually aware or if God is just sick of dropping hints and is now using a megaphone in my ear, but of late I've been getting completely blatant "HEY YOU! GO VISIT YOUR DAD. NOW!!!" messages.
Also "WORK OUT YOU SLOTHFUL FOOL. NOW." And when I say this, it's not a voice, it's like doctors and calls from social workers and stuff. YOU WILL DO THESE THINGS. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:46 AM (ZOv7s) 147
Good Saturday morning, horde.
This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it! Prayers for all, listed and not. Prayers that friends with serious health issues can be healed of them. That JT is soon well enough to come back to us. That those who are grieving find comfort, as it's especially difficult during holidays. I love you guys. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2024 09:46 AM (OX9vb) 148
The Magdeburg attack was by an exMuslim atheist. Who supports Israel.
Vibes of Luigi the rationalist. ------- Or lied about that to hide being a jihadi? Why not drive through a Moslem crowd instead then? See next comment. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:46 AM (hovnC) 149
Here is a great short speech from the AfD
https://tinyurl.com/3mzjun8w Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 09:47 AM (RIvkX) 150
Winter solstice today? I do not like winter.
Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (Yj6Os) 151
You would rather have the Church governed by the State?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (SfhV1) --- I'd like the Church to stay Catholic, not go liberal Protestant with beautiful but empty buildings. We are long past the point where anyone can argue that re-writing doctrine will somehow reverse declining participation. What it is doing is driving the faithful away. Which is entirely consistent with these people being (unwitting?) servants of the devil. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (ZOv7s) 152
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Coalition of lefty immigrant "advocate" groups denounce the raids in an inflammatory counterfactual press release of their own: https://is.gd/8hDhFY Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 09:22 AM (991eG) ---- I love the demands from illegal aliens: security deposit and first month rent from the city. Legal immigrants never got that. Also their appeal to 'their elected representatives' - you are illegal, you have no elected anything. All you should get is very basic human rights - food, shelter, medical is all on you. Posted by: Ciampino - Excepting exceptionally exempting exhalted examples at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (i0xsb) 153
Also "WORK OUT YOU SLOTHFUL FOOL. NOW." And when I say this, it's not a voice, it's like doctors and calls from social workers and stuff. YOU WILL DO THESE THINGS. ===== That has a Zod vibe . . . . Did he somehowe get your phone number? Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (8AONa) Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 21, 2024 09:49 AM (dg+HA) 155
@Moraqeb2020 Dec 21
Saudi girl living in #Germany reported to the German police in September 2023 about the danger of a man called Talib Abd AlMohsen, who was planning to run people over with his car. The German police ignored the report and acted in a stupid bureaucratic manner. A month earlier the first report, Talib tweeted threatening to kill 20 Germans & the same girl sent a report to the police that was also ignored. Today Talib carried out his threat and killed many innocent people in #Magdeburg while The leftist media insists on hiding these facts. This is totally insane!! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:49 AM (hovnC) 156
@Moraqeb2020
Everyone should listen to this 👇🏻 @Moraqeb2020 HH Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed @ABZayed warned them 7 years ago but they continue to act as if they know the Middle East better than us. Worse, they accuse us of suppressing freedoms and human rights when we act against extremism in all its forms. #Germany is paying a heavy price today in #Magdeburg, Will it learn its lesson? Absolutely not @Moraqeb2020 Correction for first paragraph : Saudi girl lives in Saudi Arabia, not Germany. I was typing quickly and wrote Germany instead of Saudi Arabia Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:49 AM (hovnC) 157
You would rather have the Church governed by the State? Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (SfhV1) _______ I'd rather have the Church governed by the Magesterium. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 09:49 AM (dxSpM) 158
The Left and the globalists have done a very good job at hiding the fact that the primary purpose of the US troops in Syria has been (and still is) to protect the Chevron oil concession in eastern Syria. That’s why they don’t want to withdraw them, that’s what they’re guarding.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:40 AM (7MHHr) War Is A Racket. Posted by: Zombie Maj. Gen. Smedley D. Butler, Retired at December 21, 2024 09:50 AM (R/m4+) 159
I thought the huge gas field in the Med off Israel's coast would've or could've been a game-hanger.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2024 09:39 AM (x0n13) The big problem is that the eastern Mediterranean is too militarily and politically insecure. That situation has to be dealt with before anyone would risk a major development project. It’s going to take a multi party agreement including (at a minimum) Turkey, Egypt, and Israel. Not likely soon. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:50 AM (7MHHr) 160
Good morning MisHum, Horde
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 21, 2024 09:50 AM (yV8c7) 161
That has a Zod vibe . . . .
Did he somehowe get your phone number? Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (8AONa) --- I get the sense that Zod would be demanding I bring him barbecue or a beer. GOOD BEER. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (ZOv7s) 162
Then they demanded proof of its value. Um, I bought insurance, who cares. No, no, they said, I had to prove it was worth the insurance I put on it
—— Understandable, because otherwise people would be shipping insured rocks to each other and submitting claims. Used to see this with collector cars. “Stated value” doesn’t mean anything other than they’ll take your money and pay whatever they decide. “Agreed upon value” - that’s the magic right there. Needs independent appraisal Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (TbGaV) 163
138 Good to hear, SiD (except for the LTC).
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV) 164
Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2024 09:44 AM (Ndvkr
God has not forsaken my state😊. I don't confuse God with politicians. There are still some lovely people here who have blessed my life and that of others. It is a sunny day here and I love looking at the first snowfall. Today I get to have a service at the local senior center and they are dear people But I do sometimes think it would be nice to be in a state that was not progressive Travelling blessings on you, Robert and happy holidays to you! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (EDMMc) 165
There is nothing known about the German xmas market attacker other than he was an anti-islam "activist", and shared his anger about germany allowing Syrians in, many jihadis, under the guise of asylum , and rejecting Saudis who he says are fleeing jihadis and sharia. There is a lot about this guy that is murky. Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (QTCRF) 166
Caffeine is toxic to cats. Also theobromine and theophylline, both found in cacao. Also bad for dogs.
Posted by: Ciampino - No chocolates for dogs & cats at December 21, 2024 09:52 AM (i0xsb) 167
>>AfD is challenging the Establishment consensus, which typically holds certain issues as out of bounds. Immigration is one of those, as is confidence and pride in German culture.
The question is whose establishment? The censorship and narrative building that was done on US citizens largely emanated from the State Dept. They have been doing the same things overseas for years. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 09:52 AM (LkLld) 168
War Is A Racket.
Posted by: Zombie Maj. Gen. Smedley D. Butler, Retired at December 21, 2024 09:50 AM (R/m4+) --- It has become one because of the rise of democratic governments. Monarchies can fight wars for personal reasons or to enhance national power, and make peace without much popular input. With a democracy, everything has to be a moral cause because modern people want to feel good about themselves when they're displacing people and taking their wealth. At least the imperialists were open about there being financial benefits for the home country. Today there are negative benefits for the home country, and only the elites profit. So like a monarchy, but your only ruler options are Stalin or Caligula. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:53 AM (ZOv7s) 169
Exciting it was to go there then, with bookstores, a movie theatre, a drugstore with more books and magazines, and so much more that you don't get in malls now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 09:00 AM (omVj0) Late 1970's--new, grand malls, my girlfriends and I with newly minted driver's licenses and parents grateful that they didn't have to take us. We drove an hour to the city to shop at The Limited, Casual Corner, Wilson's Leather, Peaches record store...so much fun. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2024 09:53 AM (OX9vb) 170
Good morning. Can't get out of neutral. Motivation tank is bone dry.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 09:53 AM (Aqu9a) 171
166 Even without caffeine, most cats act like they’re overcaffeinated.
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV) 172
Tell me where is Elon? For I much desire to speak with him.
Posted by: Celeborn at December 21, 2024 09:57 AM (jxRfg) 173
'Rons, puzzled about what to get that special woman in your life?
Well, i am, too! But here's some advice about what NOT to get them from content creator and gifting expert Leah, who makes videos as "Leah's Gift Guide" The three items you shouldn't gift women are household cleaning supplies, scales and anti-aging skincare products. According to Leah, "these items can be seen as offensive or send the wrong message." You're welcome! Big Daddy D-Thrax wishes y'all a Joyous Christmas! Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2024 09:57 AM (a3Q+t) 174
Understandable, because otherwise people would be shipping insured rocks to each other and submitting claims.
Used to see this with collector cars. “Stated value” doesn’t mean anything other than they’ll take your money and pay whatever they decide. “Agreed upon value” - that’s the magic right there. Needs independent appraisal Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (TbGaV) --- It was obvious to me that there was more going on. The package was very heavy (bullets being lead and all), so someone in USPS likely thought it was gold or something. Happily, I could document everything because the purchase and negotiation took place by email, and I even had photos saying "This is what you are getting." It was just weird how at every step they were trying to get me to stop and just wait for it to turn up someday. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:57 AM (ZOv7s) 175
Sohrab Ahmari @SohrabAhmari
18h • 8 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X In 2015 and ’16, I embedded with Syrian and Afghan migrants who weee pouring into Europe at the time. I even lived in a smuggler’s safe house in Istanbul. There was no vetting and no way to vet, majority weren’t refugees, and some openly told me they saw migration as “jihad.” [...] Reporting this story for the WSJ as a writer fluent in one of the main languages of the migrant trail was my first encounter with the gap between liberal narratives and reality. For others, it was Covid. But for me, it was this story. [...] https://tinyurl.com/mv8f4tpa thread unrolled as an ordinary webpage Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:57 AM (hovnC) 176
If anything the magdeburg attacker sounds like a marxist-socialist. "If we can't get what we want , we will use all means necessary to achieve our goals."
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 09:57 AM (QTCRF) 177
There is a lot about this guy that is murky.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (QTCRF) I would probably catch a lot of flak if I said the problem actually isn’t Islam, it’s that all Arabs are murderous bastards at heart. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:58 AM (7MHHr) 178
If you have Seasonal Affective Disorder today is the day we start to heal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 09:58 AM (RIvkX) 179
hey, Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd,
"So like a monarchy, but your only ruler options are Stalin or Caligula." That goes on the quoteboard at my house. Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 21, 2024 09:58 AM (vd6bO) 180
Too bad the "No Blood For Oil!" slogan was always a put-on.
Offhand, I can't think of a leftist slogan that wasn't a But the comment reminds me of my favorite thing from my one attendance at Dragon Con: a small group of Steampunk protesters with signs saying "No blood for steam!" and "Boycott foreign steam, boil here, boil now!" Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (/y8xj) 181
My dad amended that list. No kitchen utensils! Or anything that simply needs replacing, that doesn’t count.
A possible exception - he bought her a Litton microwave oven, about 1972, when they were brandy new. She was happy with that. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (TbGaV) 182
If you have Seasonal Affective Disorder today is the day we start to heal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 09:58 AM (RIvkX) Thank goodness. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (SfhV1) 183
There is nothing known about the German xmas market attacker other than he was an anti-islam "activist", and shared his anger about germany allowing Syrians in, many jihadis, under the guise of asylum , and rejecting Saudis who he says are fleeing jihadis and sharia. There is a lot about this guy that is murky.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (QTCRF) --- This looks a lot like an op to pin this on AfD. It makes no sense for someone opposed to immigration to attack a Christmas market. But it's really helpful to the Establishment to discredit AfD as being pro-terrorist. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (ZOv7s) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (hovnC) 185
The three items you shouldn't gift women are household cleaning supplies, scales and anti-aging skincare products.
== No cleaning products, but vacuum cleaners are ok? scales are a no? how about gym memberships? are botox gift certs out ?? They really need to give people more specificity ! Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:00 AM (QTCRF) 186
My dad amended that list. No kitchen utensils! Or anything that simply needs replacing, that doesn’t count.
A possible exception - he bought her a Litton microwave oven, about 1972, when they were brandy new. She was happy with that. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (TbGaV) Science ovens were the bees knees! Posted by: American Hustle at December 21, 2024 10:00 AM (Aqu9a) 187
millions of dogs who wonder where their next meal is coming from...or if they will even get a next meal.
*********** And my senior citizen Aussie and the puppy are among them. I'm keeping them guessing so they will stay in line. Posted by: From that stupid commercial at December 21, 2024 10:01 AM (991eG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM (dxSpM) 189
The three items you shouldn't gift women are household cleaning supplies, scales and anti-aging skincare products.
== No cleaning products, but vacuum cleaners are ok? scales are a no? how about gym memberships? are botox gift certs out ?? They really need to give people more specificity ! Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:00 AM (QTCRF) Where does a box of Lume fit in the matrix? Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM (Aqu9a) 190
/sock
Posted by: muldoon at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM (991eG) 191
This looks a lot like an op to pin this on AfD.
----- Yes. There's a troll at Insty's [new account etc.] pushing that bullshit too. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM (hovnC) 192
If you have Seasonal Affective Disorder today is the day we start to heal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho _____ Yes, but there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM (Dm8we) 193
138 Hi, SiD. I’m OK. Trying to cut back/give up the booze. How are you?
Posted by: Bulg I've found it worth the effort. The path I was on, no telling how much trouble I've avoided. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 21, 2024 10:04 AM (mn/mw) 194
Play it safe. Go with a new ironing board cover.
Posted by: Al Bundy at December 21, 2024 10:04 AM (dg+HA) 195
Where does a box of Lume fit in the matrix?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM You'd probably find it to be a glitch. Posted by: Neo at December 21, 2024 10:04 AM (a3Q+t) 196
This looks a lot like an op to pin this on AfD.
It makes no sense for someone opposed to immigration to attack a Christmas market. But it's really helpful to the Establishment to discredit AfD as being pro-terrorist. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (ZOv7s) They are now saying he was on drugs. if he was not a psychiatrist I would have dismissed it , but then he is, so 50/50. also described himself as a leftist. so not an AfD. Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:04 AM (QTCRF) 197
21 And I would like to offer a prayer of thankfulness to God for FenSon completing his second week of work at new job, which was a bit of a challenge since the boss often had other work projects to do or was ill and son was often there on his own.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 09:00 AM (cpUiL) Great news! Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 21, 2024 10:05 AM (mn/mw) 198
I had forgotten to put water in the coffeemaker.
Moral of the story, don't try to make coffee before you've had your coffee in the morning. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 21, 2024 09:19 AM (VVFSv) I recently brewed an entire pot of water. Forgot the beans. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2024 10:05 AM (OX9vb) 199
A set of stylish and colorful oven mitts and hot pads in her favorite colors?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:05 AM (Aqu9a) 200
If the terrorist in Germany was targeting socialists or mohammedan immigrants, he wouldn't have attacked a Christmas festival.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (hywts) 201
Where does a box of Lume fit in the matrix?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:02 AM (Aqu9a) Good question! Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (QTCRF) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (RIvkX) 203
I forgot to include the link.
Posted by: Celeborn at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (jxRfg) 204
I never understood the winter hatred. I mean, it can be a PITA sometimes, but the same could be said of any season.
I need four distinct seasons. Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV) 205
Golden bullets??
Silver! Silver for werewolves and vampires!!! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:59 AM (hovnC) --- Live ammunition is very heavy but requires certain marks. What I shipped was also heavy, but since it was inert components, it did not need marks. I supposed a worker running it through an x-ray or whatever, might have that it was a score because of the weight and opacity. Or maybe they wanted to do some reloading? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 10:07 AM (ZOv7s) 206
It was just weird how at every step they were trying to get me to stop and just wait for it to turn up someday.
—— Very well could. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 10:08 AM (TbGaV) 207
My hubby got me a new Shark vacuum cleaner for Christmas. He took care in researching the various models. I am truly very pleased with it. Having clean floors makes me happy.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 10:08 AM (F2xQR) 208
I need four distinct seasons.
Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV) I used to enjoy autumn, but then I realized that just meant winter was coming. So I'm down to spring and summer. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 10:08 AM (SfhV1) 209
What does AfD stand for in English?
Posted by: dantesed at December 21, 2024 10:08 AM (Oy/m2) 210
This looks a lot like an op to pin this on AfD.
It makes no sense for someone opposed to immigration to attack a Christmas market. But it's really helpful to the Establishment to discredit AfD as being pro-terrorist. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author Never let a crisis go to waste. They need excuses to ban the most popular party in Germany before the election in order to save democracy, by not allowing people to vote for whom they want. Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2024 10:09 AM (hywts) Posted by: The Internet at December 21, 2024 10:10 AM (dg+HA) Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:10 AM (QTCRF) Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2024 10:10 AM (hywts) 214
209 What does AfD stand for in English?
Posted by: dantesed at December 21, 2024 10:08 AM (Oy/m2) Alternativ für Deutschland. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 10:10 AM (PiwSw) 215
AfD = Alternative for Germany
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:10 AM (RIvkX) 216
One of the more interesting and little reported Trump appointments was Kari Lake at Voice of America. I think that will be a lot more consequential than it appears.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:11 AM (LkLld) 217
Alternative for Germany
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2024 10:11 AM (BI5O2) 218
I used to enjoy autumn, but then I realized that just meant winter was coming. So I'm down to spring and summer.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 10:08 AM (SfhV1) --- That's why it's so special. Every day is a progression and the sun gets a little lower and the light changes. Even if it's still warm, and the leaves are green, you "feel" the difference because the daylight is fading, night comes earlier. And then the leaves begin to change, and every year is different, every day is different. Summer and winter are basically constants, with weather making it interesting. But autumn is profound. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 10:11 AM (ZOv7s) 219
Alternative to what? Swastikas?
Posted by: Just got here at December 21, 2024 10:11 AM (dg+HA) 220
AoSHQ > ChatGPT
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 10:12 AM (QTCRF) 221
204 I never understood the winter hatred. I mean, it can be a PITA sometimes, but the same could be said of any season.
I need four distinct seasons. Posted by: Bulg at December 21, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV) -_-_-_-_-_-_-_- And it's a nice day here in SoCo to cut firewood! February's on its way. My teenagers all have the flu, so it's on me this time. I don't mind at all, but it is a lot more fun with them helping (and faster). Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 21, 2024 10:12 AM (vd6bO) 222
Alternativ für Deutschland.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 10:10 AM (PiwSw) --- Look who has a fancy keyboard! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 10:12 AM (ZOv7s) 223
Alternators for Dutch Boys?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:12 AM (Aqu9a) 224
Shortest day of the year.
What's better? Ditching daylight savings time and going to standard time, or the reverse? The sun set before 5pm here today. Posted by: Ann at December 21, 2024 *** I wish it got dark at 6 pm in the summer. We don't *need* any more hot afternoon sunlight. Just ask Arizona. I'd far rather have standard time. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:13 AM (omVj0) 225
. . . All empires go bust?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 10:14 AM (D7oie) 226
Alternative to what? Swastikas?
Posted by: Just got here at December 21, 2024 10:11 AM (dg+HA) --- The political establishment. In Europe, there are agreed-upon issues that are not open to discussion. Such as leaving the EU, or going back to the Deutschmark, or limiting immigration. Even "conservative" parties refuse to discuss this (see also the UK). So just as with Brexit, the AfD is going outside the traditional parties and as a result, all the parties have said they will not form a coalition with them. You know, because democracy is about what the Establishment will allow. They are literally saying "you cannot vote your way out of this." Which is how you actually get swastikas. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 10:14 AM (ZOv7s) 227
So I see the FNM is trying to claim the jihadi Saudi "refugee" that murdered a bunch of people in Germany was...get this...an AfD supporter.
We were talking about "lie of the year" a few days ago? I think we have a winner Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:14 AM (oZhjI) 228
I don't think of Naples FL as being that far west in the eastern time zone, but today's gorgeous sunset into the Gulf of Mexico will be at 5:41 p.m.
We spent 3 hours at the beach yesterday, noon until 3, but will let the workforce people have it today and tomorrow, their days off. Monday we'll go later to watch the big orange orb do its dive. Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 21, 2024 10:14 AM (KiBMU) 229
In the Rockies I loved summer and fall the most. I still love fall. But since I moved to southern Appalachia, I now love spring because it's so blazingly colorful and fecund, and summer is gross, so it's moved down the power rankings to the bottom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2024 10:14 AM (BI5O2) 230
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
I wish it got dark at 6 pm in the summer. We don't *need* any more hot afternoon sunlight. Just ask Arizona. I'd far rather have standard time. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:13 AM (omVj0) Standard Time, definitely. DST year-round has already been tried and pretty much everyone hated it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:15 AM (fzQGK) 231
Autumn is a little bit depressing, if one notes, as one does, that our own life itself might be in the 3rd quarter so to speak.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 10:15 AM (TbGaV) 232
Back from the PO, and while they were helpful (and I was first in line!), the package is not to be found. Time to file an insurance claim, they said, and I've written to the sender to ask them to handle it. They have all the info. They may have to wait another week to do it, maybe even longer, depending on how the thing was sent. Oh, well. If it turns up, I'll consider it a miracle.
I have another shipment coming from them, and it's *supposed* to arrive on Monday. In fact it's already in town. Of course, so was the other before it disappeared. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:15 AM (omVj0) 233
AfD = Get the Muslims out.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jxVvT) 234
Okay, rousted up enough motivation to make a cup of tea. I need the caffeine jolt.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:16 AM (Aqu9a) 235
Funny thing about the American troops in Syria - I can make the logical case that it wasn’t a bad idea, all things considered. But I can’t make a case for lying constantly about the reasons for it because the truth would be very politically embarrassing for the Biden administration.
Starting with how America was paying for military protection for one of the biggest financial supporters of Assad’s government. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 10:17 AM (7MHHr) 236
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'One thing old school liberals were not wrong about is a great deal of our conflicts are over control of energy.' The thugs taking over Syria are doing so to make it another base for terrorism. The control of energy just sweetens the deal. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 10:17 AM (3wi/L) 237
Dun ran out of material so might be done very soon
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 10:18 AM (HY3gN) Posted by: Kramer at December 21, 2024 10:18 AM (dg+HA) 239
Winter solstice today. Tomorrow's daylight will be 1 second more. yay
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:18 AM (Aqu9a) 240
We were talking about "lie of the year" a few days ago? I think we have a winner
Damn. And we already sent in the order for T-shirts with Trump's picture. -- Politi"fact" Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 10:19 AM (/y8xj) 241
Actually no.
Insurance is something that the seller must have. If he doesn’t want to eat it. The Buyer gets a Refund. The seller submits the claim. You don’t need to get involved with the PO. just get your money back. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 10:19 AM (TbGaV) 242
231 Autumn is a little bit depressing, if one notes, as one does, that our own life itself might be in the 3rd quarter so to speak.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 10:15 AM (TbGaV) Nat King Cole has something to sing about that. https://tinyurl.com/mrywybuh Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 21, 2024 10:19 AM (uYVRZ) 243
> I have another shipment coming from them, and it's *supposed* to arrive on Monday. In fact it's already in town. Of course, so was the other before it disappeared.
-------- Mail theft? This time of the year packages from Amazon, UPS, FedEx and USPS all seem to disappear at an alarming rate. Most with "no explanation." Spoiler: There's an explanation Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:20 AM (Q4IgG) 244
The perfection of life with a gun dog, like the perfection of autumn, is disturbing, because you know even as it begins, that it must end. That's from Georgia Bird Evans. I don't know who he was but it sums up my view of fall. The truly beautiful parts of it are here and gone so quickly that it makes it that much more wonderful.
Posted by: Jb at December 21, 2024 10:20 AM (nGjyj) 245
Winter solstice today. Tomorrow's daylight will be 1 second more. yay
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:18 AM (Aqu9a) ------------- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJS9TjjHxx8 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:21 AM (fzQGK) 246
Today Talib carried out his threat and killed many innocent people in #Magdeburg while The leftist media insists on hiding these facts.
This is totally insane!! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 09:49 AM (hovnC) The German police and the highest levels of federal authority securing the German People's constitutional rights are otherwise occupied https://tinyurl.com/48xyd4ha Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 10:21 AM (D7oie) 247
*Time to file an insurance claim, they said*
It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off. Posted by: Kramer at December 21, 2024 10:18 AM (dg+HA) Accounting humor never gets old. No depreciation or amortization. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:21 AM (Aqu9a) 248
Forgot part of it: "Time bestows the gift and steals it in the process"
Posted by: Jb at December 21, 2024 10:22 AM (nGjyj) 249
When I was a kid, I would sneer at Appalachia. "You call those molehills mountains, hahahaha," because I'd only seen the northern part.
As an adult, I visited the southern part once and I was like "oh my G-d, I'm moving here." Just a vast, rolling thicket with a temperate rain forest in the middle of it. I wake up every day and love it. It's like Donkey Kong Country. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2024 10:22 AM (BI5O2) 250
One thing old school liberals were not wrong about is a great deal of our conflicts are over control of energy.'
——- Yes, of course. So it necessarily follows that crippling domestic energy production makes perfect logical sense then, doesn’t it. Colorado plateau, California, Alaska, Montana and Wyoming. Enough Coal, Oil, Gas to last hundreds of years. Good careers. Revenues and taxes stay in country. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 10:22 AM (TbGaV) 251
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Posted by: Stuff your grandmother said at December 21, 2024 10:23 AM (dg+HA) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:23 AM (hovnC) 253
Mail theft?
This time of the year packages from Amazon, UPS, FedEx and USPS all seem to disappear at an alarming rate. Most with "no explanation." Spoiler: There's an explanation Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:20 AM (Q4IgG Who you hire might be the answer. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 10:23 AM (jgmnb) 254
251 Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Posted by: Stuff your grandmother said at December 21, 2024 10:23 AM (dg+HA) Embrace the power of "and". Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 10:24 AM (PiwSw) 255
And there it is.
>>@elonmusk · >>5m >>The traditional political parties in Germany have utterly failed the people. >>🇩🇪 AfD is the only hope for Germany 🇩🇪 Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:24 AM (LkLld) 256
As an adult, I visited the southern part once and I was like "oh my G-d, I'm moving here." Just a vast, rolling thicket with a temperate rain forest in the middle of it. I wake up every day and love it. It's like Donkey Kong Country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2024 10:22 AM (BI5O2) --------- The Great Smokies get a lot of scenery porn in "The Last of the Mohicans." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:24 AM (fzQGK) 257
I have another shipment coming from them, and it's *supposed* to arrive on Monday. In fact it's already in town. Of course, so was the other before it disappeared.
-------- Mail theft? This time of the year packages from Amazon, UPS, FedEx and USPS all seem to disappear at an alarming rate. Most with "no explanation." Spoiler: There's an explanation Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 *** The first package was said to have actually been placed in my mailbox. It was pipe tobacco, so I have no idea who among the USPS's crack (ha!) staff might have lifted it. It didn't say explicitly on the outside, "Pipe Tobacco." This second one might be too big to go into my mailbox. But I'll be home Monday afternoon to keep an eye out. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:25 AM (omVj0) 258
Spring, for the trees in bloom and planting my garden.
Summer, for fresh tomatoes and afternoons on the porch. Fall, for a riot of reds and oranges and that crisp autumn air. Winter, for that early morning hush as snow falls. I need four distinct seasons. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 10:25 AM (kpS4V) 259
The thugs taking over Syria are doing so to make it another base for terrorism. The control of energy just sweetens the deal.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 10:17 AM (3wi/L) I’ve seen an interesting explanation of the success of Isis (for a while at least) and now the jihadi groups from a middle eastern source. I don’t know if I buy into it completely yet - but the claim is that Erdogan in Turkey was the primary booster of these groups in Syria, just as he made sure that Isis always had plenty of weapons. Why? Because, this theory goes, that Erdogan wants to see the entire region sink into jihadi chaos, at which point he can move the Turkish army in, in great force, and establish Syria as a Turkish province just as it was under the Ottoman’s. This would explain why Erdogan has gone to great lengths to destroy Russian and Iranian influence in Syria. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 10:26 AM (7MHHr) 260
>>Yes, of course. So it necessarily follows that crippling domestic energy production makes perfect logical sense then, doesn’t it. Colorado plateau, California, Alaska, Montana and Wyoming.
>>Enough Coal, Oil, Gas to last hundreds of years. Good careers. Revenues and taxes stay in country. This is what the climate change bullshit has always been about. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:26 AM (LkLld) 261
Good morning Horde.
I'd like to offer my prayers for all of us that need them. I include myself as my 1st cataract surgery went well and my right eye's vision is much improved. The left eye, not so much, infection set in and I've had steroids and antibiotics constantly (injected and topical) for the last 3 weeks. They don't know how much vision I'll have when the eye has healed, right now I can almost make out the largest letters on the vision chart. Thanks all. If I don't get my vision back I'll have to change my nic to One Eyed Jack of all Trades, master of none! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2024 10:27 AM (EcFOi) 262
I think I felt a small jolt this morning as the Earth reached its extreme tilt of its axis and began tilting back the other way. Fortunately I did not roll off the bed.
Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG) Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 10:27 AM (zdLoL) 264
I'm a Boy of Summer
The other seasons suck Winter - cold and dark Spring - wet and dark Autumn - windy and dark Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:28 AM (RIvkX) 265
Insurance is something that the seller must have. If he doesn’t want to eat it. The Buyer gets a Refund. The seller submits the claim. You don’t need to get involved with the PO. just get your money back. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 *** That's what I'd thought. But the USPS site says either recipient or sender can file. I'm fine with them handling it anyway. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:28 AM (omVj0) 266
Miss Linda hath arrived, so we are off on our errands. Later, folken.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:28 AM (omVj0) 267
When I was a kid, I would sneer at Appalachia. "You call those molehills mountains, hahahaha," because I'd only seen the northern part.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2024 10:22 AM (BI5O2) Ever hear of the "Southern Sixers"....53? southern Appalachian peaks 6000+ ft? Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 10:28 AM (Yj6Os) 268
Naturalfake, as long as the underbust seam isn't too tight, then sure.
Nice for Regency-themed hanky-panky. This is for *Mrs.* fake, right? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 09:45 AM (kpS4V) Yes, for the lovely and sleepy-eyed Mrs naturalfake. Not for me, though I might have considered that option had Kamala won. Easy way to get a gov't job you know 🙄 Thanks to the ladies who answered. Your advice was much appreciated. Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 10:29 AM (iJfKG) 269
> Just a vast, rolling thicket with a temperate rain forest in the middle of it.
------ We have a place in West Virginia not far from the Ohio River. It's probably one of the darkest places I've ever been at night. In the spring and summer the tree canopy blots out the stars. In the fall and winter it's some of the clearest sky I've ever seen. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:29 AM (Q4IgG) 270
A family member had a plasma injection done on her shoulder after a rotator cuff tear. It took about a month to see improvement, but it is healing now and she feels better. I pray yours will be successful also.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 09:41 AM (F2xQR) Thanks, Scarymary. It's going to be expensive and insurance doesn't cover it, so I'm hoping for good results. Hoping they can get me in for it around mid-January. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2024 10:30 AM (OX9vb) 271
I have been like that poor cat before. Where I'm in such a decaffeinated state I can't manage the effort to make coffee. Hence, a bootstrapping problem.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2024 10:30 AM (Y6IkP) 272
Most with "no explanation."
Spoiler: There's an explanation Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 *** The first package was said to have actually been placed in my mailbox. It was pipe tobacco, so I have no idea who among the USPS's crack (ha!) staff might have lifted it. It didn't say explicitly on the outside, "Pipe Tobacco." This second one might be too big to go into my mailbox. But I'll be home Monday afternoon to keep an eye out. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 10:25 AM (omVj0) ---------- I recently ordered a small something from Amazon that was to be delivered by USPS. After several days went by, I checked the tracking and found that it had been delivered, but I didn't have it. So I went to my local USPS station with tracking number in hand and explained the situation. The gentlemen went in back for awhile and came back saying that GPS tracking showed that it had been delivered to a location slightly different from mine, I filled out the necessary (short) form, went my way, and a few days later, my package arrived in my mailbox! So USPS does have some diligent folks working for it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:30 AM (fzQGK) 273
The German police and the highest levels of federal authority securing the German People's constitutional rights are otherwise occupied
https://tinyurl.com/48xyd4ha Posted by: Kindltot === Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 19h Turns out that the German police valiantly confiscating a Swiss Army knife from an elderly woman at Christmas markets did nothing to protect Germans attending Christmas markets from actual terrorists. https://tinyurl.com/3ncj3js8 45 seconds; yes, a regular-sized Swiss Army knife. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:30 AM (hovnC) 274
There is a little bit of “high trust society” legacy in the postal or delivery system.
Nothing is “delivered” in the legal sense - in the bill of lading sense, unless and until someone accepts it. Technically speaking, leaving valuable parcels on someone’s porch without receipt is not delivery, and from a legal perspective, insane. When you buy something and it is shipped - you paid them, they have your money. But the item isn’t “yours” until you take delivery. It is in the custody of the shipper. And they are responsible for it. Most everything is cost shifting. Rightfully so. Some cunt stole it off your porch? Why should I pay for that? Or a dishonest carrier? Not my clowns, not my circus. Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2024 10:31 AM (TbGaV) 275
From Jesse Welles new tune "Take Me Home Country Drones."
"you can ask the pentagon they'll tell ya somethins wrong with yer eyes they're the most expensive polygon that's ever been commissioned to lie" Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 21, 2024 10:31 AM (KiBMU) 276
Monday we'll go later to watch the big orange orb do its dive.
Used to go with FIL to the Naples Beach Club to watch the sunset and have drinks on their veran-dah. Often the sunset got so much applause I felt like I should yell for an encore. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 10:31 AM (zdLoL) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:31 AM (hovnC) 278
178 If you have Seasonal Affective Disorder today is the day we start to heal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho The gain in daylight goes VERY slowly at first. I hardly notice it until Groundhog Day. Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at December 21, 2024 10:32 AM (G5+As) 279
The Great Smokies get a lot of scenery porn in "The Last of the Mohicans."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:24 AM (fzQGK) Actually Chimney Rock, Lake Lure area...a little east of the Smokies. Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 10:33 AM (Yj6Os) 280
Accounting humor never gets old.
----- It all started with double-entry bookkeeping. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:31 AM (hovnC) Old accountants never die. They just go out of balance. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:33 AM (Aqu9a) 281
I'm a Boy of Summer
The other seasons suck Winter - cold and dark Spring - wet and dark Autumn - windy and dark Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:28 AM (RIvkX) The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. Someone said that, right? I know when I honeymooned in San Francisco and the Monterrey peninsula I did find myself shivering in July Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 21, 2024 10:33 AM (i5Vkf) 282
They work it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 21, 2024 10:34 AM (aD39U) 283
Spring, for the trees in bloom and planting my garden.
Summer, for fresh tomatoes and afternoons on the porch. Fall, for a riot of reds and oranges and that crisp autumn air. Winter, for that early morning hush as snow falls. I need four distinct seasons. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 21, 2024 10:25 AM (kpS4V) ----------- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK0lWrZMlF8 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:34 AM (fzQGK) 284
My surgery went well and there appear to be no complications. I appreciate the horde's prayers and well wishes.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 21, 2024 10:35 AM (iZEhM) 285
If you have Seasonal Affective Disorder today is the day we start to heal.
Thank goodness. It's been so great getting ready to leave work at 5:00, look out the window and see a dark parking lot. It puts a spring in my step. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 10:35 AM (3wi/L) 286
Yeah, it's true summer here sucks. The nice time of year is September-November and then it rains until March.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:36 AM (RIvkX) 287
I'm asking for prayers for my co-worker, MattD and his wife Jamie and 2 kids. Matt, ~42 y/o, was diagnosed w/glioblastoma. This same, vile, retched cancer took my mom. Unless treatment has changed radically, this story doesn't have a happy ending. Please pray for wisdom and skill from his doctors, and peace and serenity for Matt and his family. I know there's an email addie for this, I'm just not running it down right now.
Thanks Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 21, 2024 10:36 AM (lPeS+) 288
I have a day-hiking map of the Smokies on the wall in my office. I need to get out next fall and start hitting it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2024 10:36 AM (BI5O2) 289
My surgery went well and there appear to be no complications. I appreciate the horde's prayers and well wishes.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 21, 2024 10:35 AM (iZEhM) Great! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:37 AM (Aqu9a) 290
I still maintain it was just regular Germans doing what MapQuest told them to do. They were just following orders.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 21, 2024 10:37 AM (pIfcn) 291
You're not going to believe this but the media has been, get this, lying again.
>>@RadioGenoa >>Taleb Abdelmohsen left Saudi Arabia and applied for asylum in Germany, claiming he had become atheist to ensure his application would be accepted. He then continued to pretend he was not Muslim so he would not be deported. It doesn't take a college degree to figure that out. >>@RadioGenoa · >>27m >>The Islamic terrorist who kiIIed Germans is a supporter of Hamas and IsIamic Jihad. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 10:38 AM (LkLld) 292
AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2024 10:27 AM
The Mister had a similar situation with his cataract surgery, though his main problem in the eye that was infected is some sort of moving film. He's going in to get it zapped. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 10:39 AM (xekrU) 293
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'Alternative to what? Swastikas?' I know you're being clever but I'll answer you seriously. Germany has more of a leftist uni-party than we do. And they all have promoted migrants on a massive scale with all the terrorism and crime that entails. The alternative is a party that doesn't do that. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 10:40 AM (3wi/L) 294
I have a day-hiking map of the Smokies on the wall in my office. I need to get out next fall and start hitting it.
==================== My wife and I did Deep Creek trail, topping off at the AT, close to Clingman's Dome. It has it all: rhododendron "hells", black bear, and not any/many people. Good luck! Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 21, 2024 10:40 AM (lPeS+) 295
There is a lot about this guy that is murky.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2024 09:51 AM (QTCRF) I would probably catch a lot of flak if I said the problem actually isn’t Islam, it’s that all Arabs are murderous bastards at heart. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 09:58 AM (7MHHr) Well...islam is a shame culture. All sin, all problems, etc lie outside the faithful. lie outside your family, lie outside yourself. Unless, you violate the tenets of islam...then shame on you and you deserve whatever punishment you get. Now, apply that to the jihad mindset...and- Why not kill a bunch of infidels? There are sinful bastards anyway. Shame (in the form of death) be on them! Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2024 10:41 AM (iJfKG) 296
"It has become one because of the rise of democratic governments. Monarchies can fight wars for personal reasons or to enhance national power, and make peace without much popular input.
" The only way you can defend this position is to either claim counterfactuals or hand wave actual examples away by claiming that "that wasn't an actual monarchy" The main element that monarchy is supposed to bring is stability in succession and the creation of someone who is accountable for the actions of the state, is something which never actually happened. A monarch has never been the sole power in a state, and cannot be, even if you consider the alpha male Chimp in the troop as a monarch; even a king as autocratic as Phillip II relied on support of his nobility and governors to prosecute his wars and policies, which were specifically about money, trade routes and resources. As an aside on the theorists in this field, I always thought Moldbug was as self serving as Nick Fuentes ever was, and H-H Hoppe is a wonderful observer of politics, but I no more trust him about the glories of monarchies than I trusted Linus Pauling about his vision of the radiant future of mankind. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 10:42 AM (D7oie) 297
Brendan O'Neill answers the question of what does it cost for the West's continued lenience toward these enemies inside the gates:
Hamas clearly recognises that when the cultural establishments of global capitalism treat every image of Palestinian death as an indictment of Israeli evil, when the West’s activist class, media elites and online influencers hold up every picture of a broken Palestinian as proof of the Jewish State’s ‘uniquely murderous nature’, then it is in Hamas’s interests to prolong the war and allow more such suffering to occur. Having made Palestinian agony the currency of their activism, the activist class cannot now feign surprise at Hamas’s willingness to let this disastrous war continue. Hamas’s intransigence in the face of its far more powerful foe is a direct consequence of the keffiyeh classes’ commodification of Palestinian pain as a testament to both Israeli malfeasance and Western indifference. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:43 AM (RIvkX) 298
290 I still maintain it was just regular Germans doing what MapQuest told them to do. They were just following orders.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 21, 2024 10:37 AM (pIfcn) Recht fahren, Schnell! Posted by: Roy at December 21, 2024 10:44 AM (z+ik4) 299
Turns out that the German police valiantly confiscating a Swiss Army knife from an elderly woman at Christmas markets did nothing to protect Germans attending Christmas markets from actual terrorists.
I suspect the police guy wanted the Swiss army knife, so like any autocrat he just took it Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 10:44 AM (oZhjI) 300
Update to Jack's quote:
RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa 45m Replying to @elonmusk Taleb Abdelmohsen left Saudi Arabia and applied for asylum in Germany, claiming he had become atheist to ensure his application would be accepted. He then continued to pretend he was not Muslim so he would not be deported. It doesn't take a college degree to figure that out. RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa 31m The Islamic terrorist who kiIIed Germans is a supporter of Hamas and IsIamic Jihad. https://tinyurl.com/dk77f82f screencap with translation about Gaza Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:45 AM (hovnC) 301
Ha. Reading the Süddeutsche Zeitung. The guy was "known to authorities", after having been warned by the Saudis. "The motive is unclear", but a gov't minister said he was obviously Islamophobic.
They're pretty much running our playbook Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2024 10:45 AM (ueHpO) 302
"keffiyeh classes"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 10:43 AM (RIvkX) That's a good one. Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2024 10:46 AM (Yj6Os) 303
Washington Post now saying at least 5 dead, 200 injured in German attack. I kinda wonder if Germany might hide the real numbers, so as to protect any hate toward Islam, or at least toward the Saudis. It was supposedly firemen at the scene that initially said 10 dead. ... BMW pretty low to ground ... at least it wasn't a truck this time.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2024 10:46 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 10:46 AM (Aqu9a) 305
I wonder if people in the 70s and 80s thought that personal computer spreadsheets would replace accountants. I bet there were even more afterwards.
My college required for engineers a basic accounting and business economics class for undergrads. I can't say it was my favorite course. Lots of hand waving about calculations without going into the basic diffEQ on the backend. Nobody else wanted to hear that so it was skipped over, but I always learn better starting at first principles. Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2024 10:47 AM (Y6IkP) 306
Brave Sir Robin, saw your post, and prayers up for your friend, as well as the rest of the horde. God bless, keep, heal, protect, provide and grant mercy to all of us!
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'This would explain why Erdogan has gone to great lengths to destroy Russian and Iranian influence in Syria' Yeah. That does sound plausible but risky to Turkey. Erdogan antagonizes everyone that can do Turkey harm: Russia, Iran, the U.S., Israel. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 10:47 AM (3wi/L) 308
> Now, apply that to the jihad mindset...and-
---- - you get something that resembles today's left here in the US. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 10:48 AM (Q4IgG) 309
Washington Post now saying at least 5 dead, 200 injured in
======================== In the initial reports I saw 16 dead, dozens injured. How do you say "Lazarus" auf Deutsche? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 21, 2024 10:48 AM (lPeS+) Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 21, 2024 10:49 AM (lPeS+) 311
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Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 21, 2024 10:34 AM (aD39U) ---- What do mathematicians do when constipated? Posted by: The First Part Of The Joke at December 21, 2024 10:50 AM (i0xsb) 312
Greetings and good spirits to all the Morons and their associates.
Pray for the Spirit of Truth to shine and drive out all the dark error. Posted by: mindful webworker - g l o r i a at December 21, 2024 10:51 AM (i4Mn+) 313
The Mister had a similar situation with his cataract surgery, though his main problem in the eye that was infected is some sort of moving film. He's going in to get it zapped. Posted by: KT I'll keep Mister KT in my prayers for a successful 'zap'. No one knows how much vision I'll end up with... right now the cornea is inflamed (steroids for that) and there are a bunchs of floating 'stuff' in the eye's fluid. Asking St Lucia for intercession... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2024 10:51 AM (7ISuP) 314
No one trusts the Washington Post.
Posted by: It's a joke at December 21, 2024 10:52 AM (dg+HA) 315
Yeah. That does sound plausible but risky to Turkey. Erdogan antagonizes everyone that can do Turkey harm:
Russia, Iran, the U.S., Israel. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2024 10:47 AM (3wi/L) ----------- The Greeks already don't like the Turks very much. So, he's going for "surrounded by enemies?" Strong move. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 21, 2024 10:52 AM (fzQGK) 316
If anyone is thinking of hiking the NC part of the Appalachian trail, check first to see if your route is navigable. Helene tore up a lot of the trail, but I think most of it has been repaired, but check to make sure.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 10:53 AM (PiwSw) 317
One high school history teacher I remember well, a genuine Vinny from Brooklyn, woulda called dem dere things swatstickers.
Posted by: Dr. Not The 9 0'Clock News at December 21, 2024 10:54 AM (jxRfg) 318
I had a UPS package assigned to a woman in another town. Amazon and UPS did not want to talk with me.
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BMW pretty low to ground ... at least it wasn't a truck this time. Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2024 10:46 AM (Cus5s) ---- What sort of BMW though, a sedan or an SUV? Posted by: Ciampino - See you don't solve it by banning guns at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (i0xsb) 320
The only way you can defend this position is to either claim counterfactuals or hand wave actual examples away by claiming that "that wasn't an actual monarchy"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 10:42 AM (D7oie) --- I wasn't making a comprehensive argument, just using shorthand. Yes, monarchies have courts, nobility and there are merchant interests as well, but this is open and the parts are exposed (even palace conspiracies are pretty much assumed). When the crown wages war, someone is expected to profit. Either new lands are gained, more plunder is secured, titular claims are resolved, etc. There was never this weird, modern "we're doing this out of pure altruism" concept. That's the difference. Back then troops fought for God, King and Country (and pay, plunder and social advancement) but now everything is for the sacred and holy borders of Ukraine or "spreading democracy." It is much more difficult to practice realpolitik of the kind that national interest is maximized, i.e. carving a protectorate out of another state for the purpose of building a canal. Instead, our elites practice shadowly self-dealing schemes that weaken the home country. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (ZOv7s) 321
Hamas clearly recognises that when the cultural establishments of global capitalism treat every image of Palestinian death as an indictment of Israeli evil, when the West’s activist class, media elites and online influencers hold up every picture of a broken Palestinian as proof of the Jewish State’s ‘uniquely murderous nature’, then it is in Hamas’s interests to prolong the war and allow more such suffering to occur. Having made Palestinian agony the currency of their activism, the activist class cannot now feign surprise at Hamas’s willingness to let this disastrous war continue. Hamas’s intransigence in the face of its far more powerful foe is a direct consequence of the keffiyeh classes’ commodification of Palestinian pain as a testament to both Israeli malfeasance and Western indifference.
--------- He has a purty mouth. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (dDmld) 322
German police valiantly confiscating a Swiss Army knife from an elderly woman at Christmas market
************ Hey, that tweezer thing can really pluck someone upl Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (991eG) 323
You can't leave Islam. They won't let you.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 10:56 AM (vFG9F) 324
BOLO
Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence and is on the loose in Texas. Name a 'roo Rowdy, what did you expect? Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2024 10:57 AM (aMl27) 325
322 German police valiantly confiscating a Swiss Army knife from an elderly woman at Christmas market
************ Hey, that tweezer thing can really pluck someone upl Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (991eG Ah, the Swiss Army knife confiscation. The TSA Specialty. Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 10:58 AM (jgmnb) 326
Hey, that tweezer thing can really pluck someone upl
Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (991eG) ------ I saw Jonh Wick kill three men with the toothpick. The fucking toothpick!! Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at December 21, 2024 10:58 AM (fzQGK) 327
Maral Salmassi @MaralSalmassi
Despite claims made by the German press, Taleb Al Abdulmohsen is not an ex-Muslim atheist, nor is he a fan of the AfD or Elon Musk. While he may have spread this misinformation himself, it aligns with the practice of Taqqiye, an Islamic doctrine that permits lying and deception to advance Islamic objectives. In reality, he is a radical Shia Muslim, as evidenced by his name and numerous tweets and chat leaks circulating on Arabic-speaking platforms like X. Disturbingly, his plans to carry out mass killings of Germans were brought to the attention of German authorities by a Saudi woman. Tragically, the police ignored her warnings. The links are added in the thread. https://tinyurl.com/yc72paaz 2:38 minutes Here's the thread she references: https://tinyurl.com/3e2e78d8 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 10:59 AM (hovnC) 328
You can, however, lie your ass off for Islam.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 11:00 AM (vFG9F) 329
BOLO
Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence and is on the loose in Texas. Name a 'roo Rowdy, what did you expect? Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2024 10:57 AM (aMl27) Sealy, Texas area. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 11:01 AM (Aqu9a) 330
Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence and is on the loose in Texas.
Someone didn't heed the wisdom of the song? Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2024 11:01 AM (/y8xj) 331
James Bond Producers Shot Down Amazon’s Idea for a “Woke” Female 007: “F**king Idiots”
- Well, to be fair, “F**king Idiots” is listed right there as a prerequisite on the Prime Video management application. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl) 332
Ja er ist ein Beh-Mah-Fay.
Killing machines nach Munchen. Used to say, you could buy an Alfa, built by ill-tempered communist insurgent Italians, or a BMW, built by ill-tempered communist migrant insurgent Italians. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 21, 2024 11:02 AM (zdLoL) 333
Nood
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2024 11:02 AM (2UnvF) 334
Will get an Amber Alert for Rowdy the Kangaroo no doubt.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 11:02 AM (Aqu9a) 335
Hey, that tweezer thing can really pluck someone up!
------ And the Moslems don't like that it has a bottle-opener. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 21, 2024 11:03 AM (hovnC) 336
"German police valiantly confiscating a Swiss Army knife from an elderly woman at Christmas market"
Hey, confronting young Muslims with long knives is dangerous business. Cops just being safe. Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2024 11:03 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 21, 2024 11:03 AM (L/fGl) 338
"What sort of BMW though, a sedan or an SUV?"
Posted by: Ciampino looked like a normal car type BMW to me, but did not get a good look. Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2024 11:04 AM (Cus5s) 339
Family should have put an Air Tag in Rowdy's pouch.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2024 11:04 AM (Aqu9a) 340
buying your own used MRI machine?
Where would you get a basement sized Cryogenic Nitrogen Dewar? OTOH DIY freeze yourself for future Morons to cure. Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2024 11:05 AM (PMJuY) 341
It is impossible and unreasonable for one to even attempt to restrict the area where the cat can play with her toy. That toy is not staying in the designated zone.
We are getting a new Christmas tree. When we take the old one down after Christmas, it goes in the trash! It was cheap and flimsy. The new one will be 7 ft tall but not as big around. That fits our space better. And it's flocked so it looks snowy and our ornaments and garland will actually show up! We will be able to see them! My cousin raises beef cattle and is getting two big ones ready for the meat processing. She has a quarter that isn't spoken for and asked me if we might be interested. Sometime in January I will pay $1000 for somewhere around 300 pounds wrapped of prime beef. And then the bad news... My dad's cousin is ending treatment and entering hospice with palliative care only. This sucks. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2024 11:08 AM (4XwPj) 342
Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence and is on the loose in Texas.
*********** Animal control officer, strapping on his vest and body cam: "It's Rowdy duty time!!" Posted by: muldoon, astronomically challenged at December 21, 2024 11:17 AM (991eG) 343
AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2024 10:51 AM
Sounds familiar. Keep those steroids on a steady schedule. Posted by: KT at December 21, 2024 11:25 AM (xekrU) 344
It is much more difficult to practice realpolitik of the kind that national interest is maximized,[ . . . ]our elites practice shadowly self-dealing schemes that weaken the home country.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 10:55 AM (ZOv7s) so all the other monarchies prior to 1776, or perhaps prior to the Dutch Estates, or perhaps the Athenian state, were not doing exactly the same thing? No, they did exactly the same thing, and in any situation where there was a need to raise levies and the peasantry was not held in peonage or outright slavery, there was a need to rally them for whatever action was considered important to the powerful. Even peons held in conditions of chattel slavery need to be rallied. Look, the use of propaganda by the state to promote whatever economic or warfare goal was pushed through propaganda, not because of some double dealing and self deception, but because the state was acting contrary to the wishes of the people from it draws power and authority from. To claim that there were no shadowy back room deals in Ur or Elizabeth I's court is a counterfactual. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 11:26 AM (D7oie) 345
Lloyd, to claim that wars were fought at any time for king and country or for God's glory because of some inherent goodness of a monarchy is absolute idiocy.
To claim that there is some benefit to a monarchy out of some inherent goodness and openness in the system is being ignorant of actual history, something you as a history writer should not be subject to. I think I understand your point, though, that somehow the past, golden age did not employ propaganda and underhanded dealing in moving masses to fight wars, and that such heroes of the past did not need such subterfuges since the state did not engage in "shadowly self-dealing schemes that weaken the home country" . . . I mean, this was one of the satirical underpinnings of Don Quixote. what we are seeing now is an intensification of the trend since low interest loans and fiat money hides the fact that such actions are wildly unprofitable for anyone who isn't skimming, but it is nothing new. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 11:26 AM (D7oie) 346
Six thousand footers in southern appalachia? I thought Mt. Washington in NH tallest east of Rockies.
Off to Google I guess. Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 11:27 AM (4780s) 347
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
56 6k peaks in southern Appalachians Highest east of Rockies Elkhorn SD. Highest Appalachian Mt. Mitchell NC. Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2024 11:31 AM (4780s) Posted by: Mick at December 21, 2024 11:35 AM (gYvAB) 349
Prayers sent up for all those along and those who need them and haven't asked.
Prayers requested please for husband's younger brother M who found out yesterday he had leukemia. He is only in his mid thirties and his daughter is 2. Headed to hospital for 6 weeks in Monday for testing. Please pray for strength for his wife and mother who are in shock and understandably devastated. And for good doctors and total healing of it is God's will. Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at December 21, 2024 11:49 AM (G77LY) 350
You could try Vermont Country Store. And there's Classic Clothing. The gowns are comfortable and she would likely do a custom empire waist for you.
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Hope dinner is good. Glad you have access to the time machine, Pixy!
Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 03:46 AM (NcvvS) 2
Y'all have pizza down under? Does having to eat it counterclockwise affect its flavor?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2024 03:52 AM (QPCEj) Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 03:53 AM (JRP2U) 4
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 03:58 AM (+YRf1) Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9) 6
Somebody mentioned on the ONT that Rickey Henderson had died. Nothing on the various newz sites about that yet.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 04:02 AM (+YRf1) 7
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 03:53 AM (JRP2U)
*** Wheels trebuchet into position *** Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 21, 2024 04:03 AM (qz+gL) 8
Golly, Pixy just made a little typo. I don’t think she deserves to be trebucheted for that!
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 04:09 AM (JRP2U) 9
Mornin' Horde.
Pixy I hope you enjoyed your outing where you made lots of noise and scared the neighbours and critters (That's what a dinn is fer) and your pizza afterwards. ;-) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:15 AM (O7YUW) 10
What all that money will achieve I don't know.
------------------- Pay compensation for their AIs lying and causing harm to unsuspecting users. Posted by: Decaf at December 21, 2024 04:15 AM (unUNN) 11
Righto. Coffee so the neurons don't all fall back to sleep while the body pretends it's still awake.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:18 AM (O7YUW) 12
Golly, Pixy just made a little typo. I don’t think she deserves to be trebucheted for that!
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline Uh huh … Nice try at deflection. Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 21, 2024 04:18 AM (qz+gL) Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 21, 2024 04:19 AM (qz+gL) 14
@5/Skip:
#19 on that list: "Here's an idea: whenever congressional "leaders" deprive their fellow lawmakers of a meaningful opportunity to read a bill *before* voting on it, we should immediately fire those leaders and elect new ones }} Sounds good to me. The reaction to being pressed to vote for a brick of legislation you couldn't possibly have the time to read and understand should be an automatic "no" vote. If it's not, the congress critter voting yes isn't fit to sit in that seat. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:24 AM (O7YUW) 15
G'morning, all.
I believe that Pixy has dietary requirements that makes pizza a rare treat. So if pizza is on the menu for dinnfer tonight, it would be a good thing. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 21, 2024 04:33 AM (a1415) 16
And now I'm awake enough to see that Buzz made the same joke about dinnfer, and got there first. Well done Buzz.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:38 AM (O7YUW) 17
Horde mind.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 04:39 AM (JRP2U) 18
Happy winter everyone.....
If congressional leaders let there members read legislation before voting on it, we would quickly run out of 'leaders'. Posted by: Colin at December 21, 2024 04:40 AM (wlQdF) 19
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at December 21, 2024 04:51 AM (dg+HA) 20
Good Morning. Much driving today
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2024 04:52 AM (dR6yv) 21
@18/Colin: *looks at calendar* Well whattya know, it IS the shortest day of the year.
https://youtu.be/tnO6YqZ_qkQ (language alert for those of you at work) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:57 AM (O7YUW) 22
"Disclaimer: Posted slightly early because I'm going out to dinnfer. There may be pizza."
Wait, didn't you have a thing about wheat? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:03 AM (bss/y) 23
Have snow ground cover hete
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:04 AM (fwDg9) 24
Darn, missed the solstice. It was at 09:21Z, 4:21AM EST. Lo, the sun stood still, if we could see it on this side of the planet. In a quirk of the Erf's orbital mechanics, due to perihelion occurring in Winter, the longest apparent solar day is tomorrow. Note I said longest. The apparent solar day, the time between successive high noons will be 24 hours and 30 seconds tomorrow. The longest solar day occurs right at the shortest day in terms of daylight. Well, for us in the Northern hemisphere. For Pixy, today was the longest day. So he gets two longests at the same time, being upside down. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 05:06 AM (w6EFb) 25
Good morning, good people, from the Frigidrondacks, it's officially Winter, for 3 more days, until it warms again then restarts the cycle. No appreciable lingering snow yet.
As per usual, may all effort today result in maximum benefit for each of you, coupled with extreme grief for the resident leftwits who infest the area. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 21, 2024 05:06 AM (hKoQL) 26
I believe that Pixy has dietary requirements that makes pizza a rare treat.
Right. He's going off his 100% kangaroo meat diet. That's gonna set back his cage-fighter training. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2024 05:13 AM (QPCEj) 27
I was there at the solstice, you didn't miss anything
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:15 AM (fwDg9) 28
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2024 05:16 AM (tljrc) 29
Senate passed the Social Security Modernization Act which repeals the WEP regulation from 1983. This will add 2M more people to SS and shorten SS insolvency by six months. To pay for it, Rand Paul introduced a gradual increase in SS full retirement age from 67 to 70. It was defeated.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2024 05:23 AM (L39RQ) 30
Really didn't want to work today
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:31 AM (fwDg9) 31
Thought by #17 on Bad Blue if true all Democrats/ Marxists would want a shutdown
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:32 AM (fwDg9) 32
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 21, 2024 05:36 AM (hoCmQ) Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM (bss/y) 34
Have I mentioned I H8 winter and won't be happy until May lately?
Forward Dog 9 out Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM (fwDg9) 35
- There's another big problem for those astronomers who were looking forward to the JWST showing them galaxies in their earliest stages of formation.
The Robertson - Walker, Standard Model, that states that the fabric of space is expanding and the galaxies are moving with it, necessary for the big bang theory, shot down in this published study. https://tinyurl.com/5n94a6ms Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 05:47 AM (ytKo6) 36
30 Really didn't want to work today
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:31 AM (fwDg9) Yesterday was our last day. Most of the auto manufacturers have their winter shutdown this time of year. With the way the holidays fall this year (right on midweek) it means about two weeks of nothing going on. Supposed to be something on the 30th. We'll see. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:48 AM (bss/y) 37
34 Have I mentioned I H8 winter and won't be happy until May lately?
Forward Dog 9 out Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM (fwDg9) And yet I love Christmas. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:48 AM (bss/y) 38
Dang climate. Keeps changing.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 21, 2024 05:56 AM (dg+HA) 39
i]Have I mentioned I H8 winter and won't be happy until May lately? Forward Dog 9 out Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM you are not alone Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2024 05:56 AM (tljrc) 40
The Bing Christmas effects are gone.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2024 05:59 AM (YzqWW) 41
This isn't DEI...I don't know what it is.
From Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools website: "Paleontologist-Futurist Michael Garfield works in mind-jazz across genres to help navigating our world of accelerating weirdness and cultivate the curiosity and play for people to thrived in it. Host of Future Fossils, former Digital Media Strategist for The Santa Fe Institute and host of Complexity Podcast, former Community Manager for The Long Now Foundation and Research Analyst for a stealth Mozilla AI spin out, his latest project Humans On The Loop examines agency in the age of automation through conversation, music, essay, social weaving, and the rearing of bespoke language models." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:01 AM (PiwSw) 42
With word salad skills like that I'd be president elect right now.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 21, 2024 06:06 AM (dg+HA) 43
Oh, he teaches a course called Inspiration Alchemy,
"Inspired by material from The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron, this course brings together an all-star team of artists, musicians, poets, and community stewards to help you recover your senses of safety, identity, power, integrity, possibility, abundance, connection, strength, compassion, self-protection, autonomy, and faith." So, DEI, but with more technobabble. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:07 AM (PiwSw) 44
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2024 06:09 AM (AN2gy) 45
QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 21
On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Bandwagon-2 SLC-4E - Vandenberg Space Force Base - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: December 21, 2024 Launch Time: 3:34 a.m. PT, 1134 UTC, 12:34 CET https://www.youtube.com/live/T0hdFic_KuA Posted by: Ciampino - The other coast at December 21, 2024 06:11 AM (i0xsb) 46
>>> What all that money will achieve I don't know.
The churn will rent some office space, a few conferences and buy some corporate branded swag. Some tech talent will get experience working long nights and some executives will get bonuses. Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2024 06:13 AM (AN2gy) 47
Morning peeps.
It's dark. And cold. Yet the cats felt the need to be outside. I felt the need to make coffee. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 06:18 AM (Q4IgG) 48
Right. He's going off his 100% kangaroo meat diet. That's gonna set back his cage-fighter training.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2024 05:13 AM (QPCEj) Ah. The BOING diet. Must have heard of it from Biden's Dog. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:18 AM (y/ZMQ) 49
Is there any more villainous name they could have thought of? The Long Now Foundation? Good gravy. What color jumpsuits do they make you wear?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:19 AM (y/ZMQ) Posted by: Strunk & White at December 21, 2024 06:19 AM (AN2gy) 51
T - 11am
Posted by: Ciampino - The other coast at December 21, 2024 06:24 AM (i0xsb) 52
Sorry T-11 mins
Posted by: Ciampino - The other coast at December 21, 2024 06:24 AM (i0xsb) 53
I'd love to crack into some big dumb corporate About Us pages and randomly insert words like ranch, bacon bits, olives, croutons, etc. into their word salads. Just to see how long it takes for anyone to actually notice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:27 AM (y/ZMQ) 54
It could be fun to make a browser extension that detects word salad and swaps out words randomly client side. Fun, but not really subversive enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:29 AM (y/ZMQ) 55
Evening and morning on this shortest day of the year -- Saturn's Day, of all things. I missed the solstice too, by about forty minutes.
Two weird dreams: First, Miss Linda and I were at a school reunion, mine, but it seemed to be held in a building much like my junior high school. We had the cats with us. And the reunion people wouldn't let us leave -- like house arrest! Apparently I didn't have a car. If we went out the back gate of the property, which we could see, and walked a couple of blocks, we'd be able to grab a bus to get back to where we lived. (Which seemed to be the place where I grew up on Bourbon St.) I talked a young lady staffer into driving us out the back gate, and we got to the bus stop . . . and then realized we'd left the cats behind. Wakeup time. Odd. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:33 AM (omVj0) 56
Paleontologist-Futurist Michael Garfield works in mind-jazz across genres to help navigating our world of accelerating weirdness and cultivate the curiosity and play for people to thrived in it. Host of Future Fossils, former Digital Media Strategist for The Santa Fe Institute and host of Complexity Podcast, former Community Manager for The Long Now Foundation and Research Analyst for a stealth Mozilla AI spin out, his latest project Humans On The Loop examines agency in the age of automation through conversation, music, essay, social weaving, and the rearing of bespoke language models."
And has certainly sipped a p3nis or two. Posted by: Ms Cramer at December 21, 2024 06:36 AM (dEYSD) 57
Okay. Winter is finally here.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 06:37 AM (ZmEVT) 58
Second dream: I was apparently living on Bourbon St. again, and Linda (? I guess) and I got home after a short trip where we'd left the cats in the care of our upstairs neighbors. The cats were trotting happily around the patio, healthy but hungry. But the bathroom upstairs looked as if a hurricane had hit it -- the curtain and rod torn off and dumped in the tub, mixed with cans of cat food (some opened -- gah!), and other chaos I can't recall. I'd been planning to go to some meeting that night, but in the dream I scrapped it. We cobbled together some food for the felines and started on cleanup . . . and I woke up again.
Even in dreams, apparently, I know how to do a fast transition over dull stuff to the next important scene. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:37 AM (omVj0) 59
to the bus stop . . . and then realized we'd left the cats behind.
Wakeup time. Odd. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:33 AM (omVj I have had similar dreams in NOLA. How much did uou drink? Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 06:37 AM (jgmnb) 60
Huh. Maybe there's something to calling it "Performative Text". Somebody wrote it. Somebody is spending resources making it appear on a publicly available site. It's purpose is to signal that they are Right Thinking. And yet... the people it's intended to signal that to would never actually sit and read through it. The semantics are there, vaguely, but will only ever be recieved by people for whom the content is negative, meaning it damages the reputation of the poster in their eyes.
Word salad is kind of a goofy little paradox if you think about it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:39 AM (y/ZMQ) 61
examines agency in the age of automation through conversation, music, essay, social weaving, and the rearing of bespoke language models."
And has certainly sipped a p3nis or two. Posted by: Ms Cramer at December 21, 2024 06:36 AM (dEYSD) Am i the only one who started humming "Lesbian Seagull" after reading that last sentence? Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:43 AM (y/ZMQ) 62
to the bus stop . . . and then realized we'd left the cats behind.
Wakeup time. Odd. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 * I have had similar dreams in NOLA. How much did uou drink? Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 *** Zero! Though one of my co-workers on our last day yesterday brought me a little gift bag of chocolate-iced grahams and Christmas sugar cookies, and I allowed myself one of each last night. Sugar high in dreams . . .? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:44 AM (omVj0) 63
Good morning. Winter has returned to western NC. 32 degrees now with a high in the mid fourties today and clear skies.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2024 06:44 AM (X24aq) 64
> Paleontologist-Futurist Michael Garfield works in mind-jazz across genres to help navigating our world of accelerating weirdness...
------ I'm curious what this "mind jazz" thing is all about. I mean, you make money at this? Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 06:46 AM (Q4IgG) 65
OK, good launch. We have another two today. Here's one from New Zealand. Launch was scrubbed a couple of days ago.
On Go - Rocket Lab - Electron - Owl the Way Up LS-1 - Mähia Peninsula, NZ - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: December 22, 2024 (NZDT) Launch Time: 03:13 NZDT - December 21, 10:13 a.m. ET, 14:13 UTC, 15:13 CET [u/] https://www.youtube.com/live/K18IPBBMxxE Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the world at December 21, 2024 06:47 AM (i0xsb) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:48 AM (PiwSw) 67
'Tis cool here, 40 F. Not anywhere near as cold as the weather mavens predicted. The north shore of the lake is probably closer to freezing, though.
("The big lake they call Ponchee-trainee --") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:49 AM (omVj0) 68
@55/Wolfus: "...and then realized we'd left the cats behind."
And that's the point you snapped out of the dream because of the scare factor. Hey, this is confirmation to you that your furheads matter the world to you. Moves with cats are "fun". Mine was 3 days, 1,200 miles, with all 3 cats each in their own carrier in the front cab of a Ryder 27 foot moving van. Every morning, immediately upon starting up the engine and driving, it was 30 minutes straight of "Yowl, MRRROWR, Merp, {even more } YOWL!" until they finally finished their meering and protesting at this undignified and improper confinement. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 06:50 AM (O7YUW) 69
63 Good morning. Winter has returned to western NC. 32 degrees now with a high in the mid fourties today and clear skies.
25 here in N GA, will be lucky to see 40 today. Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 21, 2024 06:50 AM (dEYSD) 70
Thinking about going out to breakfast at my favorite diner. They won't be open Monday and probably not until Thursday again. But they don't open until 8, and here it is not even 6.
We'll probably have some dinner out tonight, so I'd better save my money. Maybe I can visit the diner and wish them all Merry Christmas tomorrow. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:54 AM (omVj0) 71
Just got an email from Cracker Barrel. Maybe driving out to them tonight would make a nice change. They might have the big fireplace lit, too. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:57 AM (omVj0) 72
That launch from NZ, the time for the East Coast maybe off by an hour. I think ET is 5 hours from UTC
This is what the website put out Launch Time: 03:13 NZDT - December 21, 10:13 a.m. ET, 14:13 UTC, 15:13 CET That may be 9:13 am ET. Someone check and correct me please. Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the windy world at December 21, 2024 06:57 AM (i0xsb) Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2024 06:58 AM (BQmuy) 74
73 "Bespoke language models."
If that doesn't stir fears of civilizational collapse... Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2024 06:58 AM (BQmuy) hoopy tsjl tjj wkjkj tgjjkjlt yaya! Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:59 AM (PiwSw) 75
Moves with cats are "fun". Mine was 3 days, 1,200 miles, with all 3 cats each in their own carrier in the front cab of a Ryder 27 foot moving van. Every morning, immediately upon starting up the engine and driving, it was 30 minutes straight of "Yowl, MRRROWR, Merp, {even more } YOWL!" until they finally finished their meering and protesting at this undignified and improper confinement.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 *** I didn't try it with big Arizona when I moved to CO; I left him with Linda, figuring she could air-ship him up to me later. Much easier on both of us. Marie-Antoinette the late smart black cat was a talker, and I thought I'd hear her meowing constantly on the trip back to NO. But after an initial bit of chirping each day, she settled right down in the carrier on the front seat next to me and just enjoyed the trip -- or at least endured it silently. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:00 AM (omVj0) 76
"Bespoke" LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:04 AM (xEKi4) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:06 AM (xEKi4) 78
"Bespoke" LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 *** That term is usually used for tailored clothing, a "bespoke suit," and special custom body work for cars -- normally in the British car magazines. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:09 AM (omVj0) 79
And a nice devotional on Psalm 16:5-11 appropriate for both interested Christians and Jews:
https://tinyurl.com/mv82hh4v Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:09 AM (xEKi4) 80
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:09 AM (omVj0)
Yes, I knew what it meant. 😊 It's just pretentious in "academics writing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:11 AM (xEKi4) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 07:12 AM (u82oZ) 82
Yes, I knew what it meant. 😊 It's just pretentious in "academics writing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 *** I'm sure you did, Fen. I too found it an odd appearance of the word, since the two usages I know are about the only times I see it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:13 AM (omVj0) 83
Time to get dressed and have a little chow. I've already fed the furry thugs, so it's just for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:15 AM (omVj0) 84
My son has a very good vocabulary which comes from reading a lot and looking up words he doesn't know. My favorite story so far about this trait comes from my calling him up at college and asking him if he had been to the school library where he liked to study. He replied, "I had no exigency to go to the library today. " I remebetrc this and got a laugh when he forget something at home and -to my annoyance-we had to drive and hour back to get it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:16 AM (Izk0I) 85
Please keep in prayer Bulgar who last week/asked for prayers for he and his family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:18 AM (Izk0I) 86
72 That launch from NZ, the time for the East Coast maybe off by an hour. I think ET is 5 hours from UTC
This is what the website put out Launch Time: 03:13 NZDT - December 21, 10:13 a.m. ET, 14:13 UTC, 15:13 CET That may be 9:13 am ET. Someone check and correct me please. Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the windy world at December 21, 2024 06:57 AM (i0xsb) ---- The online UTC Converter says 14 UTC = 9 ET Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the windy world at December 21, 2024 07:19 AM (i0xsb) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 21, 2024 07:20 AM (cY18j) 88
sock_rat_eez
There will be headlines in the Washington Post. Global Warming on pause due to an unexpected Winter. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 07:24 AM (u82oZ) 89
- Fen, in case I haven't said so due to cutting my commenting back, I appreciate your posting the passages that go along with the devotionals.
I don't read the devotionals but often the passages get added to other reading in His Word. Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 07:25 AM (ytKo6) 90
Ciampino, go to time.gov to see the time zone clocks. EST = UTC - 5, CST -6, MST, -7, PST - 8. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 07:26 AM (w6EFb) 91
Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 07:25 AM (ytKo6
You are welcome. Good to see you. Another poster was saying last week that she had missed you! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:27 AM (L78BK) 92
I dunno, NaCly, might be an overdose of Real for wapo "readers"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 21, 2024 07:28 AM (cY18j) 93
Morning, Horde...How goes it?
Today is the start of my vacation until January 2. Woot! Also, I only have 1,298 pages left to read in Wind and Truth... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 07:28 AM (BpYfr) 94
Fanny was no problem at all on the move. I had a big carrier, designed for a dog. She did appreciate getting to visit Screaming in Digital, where she was out in the room and got to sleep on the bed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 07:28 AM (NQtI0) 95
It has snowed here- not too much /and it looks pretty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:29 AM (L78BK) 96
32 degrees in ETEX, Christmas-like.
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 07:31 AM (jgmnb) 97
I slept well but woke up badly. Lots of pain in my shoulder. I think it's bursitis. I've been working my arm to try to relieve the discomfort and it's improved. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:34 AM (dxSpM) 98
One of the many things (a minor one, surely) I am grateful for is having a watch that will switch to UTC (Greenwich) time at the press of a button ... no more conversion-in-the-head!
(o rats, is it +5 or +6 season, aaahhh !) Please, O mighty President, free us from the tyranny of "daylight saving" ! (wise or prudent ham radio operators do their logs in UTC, this is what makes it important to me) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 21, 2024 07:35 AM (cY18j) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:37 AM (L78BK) 100
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:34 AM (dxSpM)
Sorry about your pain. May you have a full recovery soon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:38 AM (L78BK) 101
Please, O mighty President, free us from the tyranny of "daylight saving" ! _________ To this I add my voice. DST is an unnatural abomination that cries out to the Lord for vengeance. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:40 AM (dxSpM) 102
"(wise or prudent ham radio operators do their logs in UTC, this is what makes it important to me)"
Speak to me, brother! I deal with that shit at work all the time. Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 21, 2024 07:40 AM (wn8di) 103
When we lived in Ohio, summer dog shows in Indiana, which were day trips, had the added fun of trying to determine when to leave and what county the show was in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:44 AM (dxSpM) Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2024 07:47 AM (pZM95) 105
Those inflatable decorations have become the rage around here. Most of the homes only inflate them at night, but this one house down the road had them up the other day... but it got windy.
The 3-wise men were in the road. Still, sort of, inflated. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 07:48 AM (Q4IgG) Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 07:49 AM (ytKo6) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 07:50 AM (u82oZ) 108
Most all modern OSes run the clock in UTC now, with filesystem time stamps in UTC as well. The only time local time comes into it is display the time to the user. The big exception is the old FAT filesystems, FAT32 and exFAT being the only ones still really used much, for USB sticks and SD cards and such (I prefer NTFS or ext3/4 for those now anyway). File times are local, and this causes some strange behavior during DST changes. The time is thus ambiguous. exFAT added a field to allow the UTC offset to be stored as well, but it's not used in all implementations. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 07:51 AM (w6EFb) 109
I drove across the country with my cat. 3 very long days. She would bitch and moan for an hour or so and then settle in. Really a great companion.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 07:52 AM (ZmEVT) 110
The longest solar day occurs right at the shortest day in terms of daylight. Well, for us in the Northern hemisphere. For Pixy, today was the longest day. So he gets two longests at the same time, being upside down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley +++ How was it decided that North was up and South was down? How do we know that we're not the ones who are down under and spinning upside down? Deep thoughts. Meh. Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 21, 2024 07:53 AM (Lo97M) 111
All of my Labs have had an assigned riding area in my vehicle, right in back of me on the floor. Since pups they've been told to go lay down and that is where they stay until released. Don't need an 80lb missile ricocheting around in a panic stop or extreme maneuver.
They get a release if a normal stop lasts too long, or we just take a break. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 21, 2024 07:54 AM (hKoQL) 112
Ciampino, go to time.gov to see the time zone clocks. EST = UTC - 5, CST -6, MST, -7, PST - 8.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 *** Since I can no longer pick up WWV on the shortwave bands on my radio, I use that site to set my watches and the clock on this laptop. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:54 AM (omVj0) 113
"How was it decided that North was up and South was down?
How do we know that we're not the ones who are down under and spinning upside down?" Eurocentrism. Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 07:55 AM (ZmEVT) 114
First day of winter in Colorado means only six more months of winter
Posted by: Don Black at December 21, 2024 07:55 AM (/7KEl) 115
Good morning good people.
Easy day today - taking lunch to a shut-in and pizzelles to the Rectory. Father is having an open house tonight. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 07:56 AM (WXNFJ) 116
And the solar system revolves counter-clockwise?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 07:56 AM (ZmEVT) 117
I drove across the country with my cat. 3 very long days. She would bitch and moan for an hour or so and then settle in. Really a great companion.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 *** Marie was like that. Always she adapted to new circumstances. Stirling was fine also on the four-hour trip back from Vicksburg where I adopted him. Dagny's trip home from the breeder was only an hour, but she was quiet too. In fact she is oddly silent all the time. I know she's not deaf, or mute -- I stepped on her tail once, and the yowl was definite -- but she's just a silent cat. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:57 AM (omVj0) 118
And the solar system revolves counter-clockwise?
Posted by: no one of any consequence What goes up Must come down Spinning wheel Got to go 'round. Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 07:58 AM (WXNFJ) 119
>> And the solar system revolves counter-clockwise?
Right hand rule with "up"/+z axis being north. Positive rotation is counterclockwise. "Up" or "north", like for the ecliptic plane is define according to this right hand rule. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 07:59 AM (w6EFb) 120
Ciampino, go to time.gov to see the time zone clocks. EST = UTC - 5, CST -6, MST, -7, PST - 8.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 *** Since I can no longer pick up WWV on the shortwave bands on my radio, I use that site to set my watches and the clock on this laptop. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 *** There is also timeanddate.com, which has a world time zone map and a lot of other features. I use the map to set my GMT watch to Pixy's timezone in AU Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:59 AM (omVj0) 121
We get our dogs accustomed to car rides from an early age. They're crated for the trip with a soft pad, food, water, toys and chew items. Babies may fuss for the first few times, but everyone quickly learns to enjoy it. I joke that the veteran show dogs are asleep by the time we get to the end of the driveway. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:59 AM (dxSpM) 122
>We get our dogs accustomed to car rides from an early age. They're crated for the trip with a soft pad, food, water, toys and chew items.
Dullsville. Posted by: Romney Dog at December 21, 2024 08:02 AM (i0F8b) 123
>> Since I can no longer pick up WWV on the shortwave bands on my radio, I use that site to set my watches and the clock on this laptop.
You can use NTP syncing to do this automatically, and continuously if you like and not have to worry with it. Here, I keep my machines synced to 50ms of UTC. That's pretty easy to do with a broadband connection. Windows is piss-poor by default, and you have to tweak some things to get the "w32tm" clock discipline set up right. Linux is much better by default, but you can tweak it to do much better. "Chrony" is the best NTP syncing out there. That running on my little routers is the main time server for my network, and easily does 50ms. I could do better, looks like, than that, but no need to be pinging the NTP servers that much. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:03 AM (w6EFb) 124
Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (w6EFb) 125
Happy Winter everyone! Oh who am I kidding. There is no happy winter.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (SfhV1) 126
For example, the timeanddate URL for sunrise/set is this: "www.timeanddate.com/sun/@Lat, Long" where lat and long are in decimal form, and W of prime is negative. North is positive latitude. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:06 AM (w6EFb) 127
where lat and long are in decimal form, and W of prime is negative. North is positive latitude.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:06 AM (w6EFb) Sounds suspiciously like math. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1) 128
> Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location.
------- I have a weather station that uses my lat/long for sunrise/set, moonrise/set. Elevation for the barometric pressure. Synched to the web for time. Accurate enough for home use. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 08:08 AM (Q4IgG) 129
Went to see a bad local production of Tuna Christmas last night.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 21, 2024 08:11 AM (gbOdA) 130
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Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (w6EFb) ---- Is there a 'low noon'? Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird world at December 21, 2024 08:13 AM (i0xsb) 131
Morning light outside at last. I need to clean up a bit and get dressed for going out in public. My plan is to grit my teeth and wait in line at the local post office station so I can ask about my delayed package that was supposed to have been delivered, according to the tracking, on Wed. 12/18. Nothing yet. I've put in an online search request, but maybe it would be worth my time to ask in person.
Once I see what the line is like, I may change my mind. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 08:13 AM (omVj0) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 08:15 AM (PiwSw) 133
>> Is there a 'low noon'?
That would be apparent solar midnight. :-) There's high loon, when the moon is over your meridian, too. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:15 AM (w6EFb) 134
Back in the 90s, when I worked in a data center, it took a staff of 5 to flip the clocks on archaic machines that couldn't handle DST. Everyone hated that duty.
Once I was in charge of it, we had a budget for steak and bourbon and people would fight over the job. Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 21, 2024 08:16 AM (dEYSD) 135
There are 4 minute per degree of longitude. If you know your longitude, you can calculate your local mean time (LMT) from this. For example, here I'm 0:28:41 minutes behind EST meridian. Local mean noon is thus 12:28:41PM here, which is different from "high noon" or apparent solar noon. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:17 AM (w6EFb) 136
Good morning, All.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 21, 2024 08:18 AM (uYVRZ) 137
Jake is not fun to travel with. He wants to stop at every rest stop and thinks they should be 30 miles apart. So he lets out little barks to remind me. He can't seem to get comfortable on the seats. I'm tempted to put a futon mattress in the back and see if he'd ride back there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 08:19 AM (NQtI0) 138
Tonight, at midnight, SpaceX will retry launching last night's aborted mission. That was quite a hiccup.
QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 21/22 On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astranis Block 2 SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: December 21/22, 2024 Launch Time: 12:00 a.m. ET - 0500 UTC, 06:00 CET https://www.youtube.com/live/nHgWiLoW6SI Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird world wind at December 21, 2024 08:21 AM (i0xsb) 139
I'd love to crack into some big dumb corporate About Us pages and randomly insert words like ranch, bacon bits, olives, croutons, etc. into their word salads. Just to see how long it takes for anyone to actually notice.
In early Web days, content producers were looking for anything to put on a web site other than a logo and a hackneyed motto and thus begat the About Us page. For vanity's sake, it was senior management, then someone in HR thought it would be great to add individual staffers to make it look like we are one big happy family. That worked until head hunters mined the About Us pages for talent to poach for other opportunities. Not the best employees will never be found on the About Us page. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 21, 2024 08:22 AM (rHxhM) Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 21, 2024 08:24 AM (GtlsB) Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 21, 2024 08:24 AM (GtlsB) 142
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Nirvana vs Valhalla Which is better? Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 21, 2024 08:24 AM (GtlsB) Peacefully sitting alone vs Partying with buxom Valkyries. Tough choice. Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2024 08:26 AM (i0F8b) 143
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Not the best employees will never be found on the About Us page. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 21, 2024 08:22 AM (rHxhM) ---- Exception is a university or government department page, where everyone is listed, short of the janitor. Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples at December 21, 2024 08:30 AM (i0xsb) 144
"Noon" comes from Latin. The Romans originally divided the daylight, sunrise to sunset into 12 units, "hora", from where we get "hours". This was variable with the seasons. An hour was about 45 minutes on the winter solstice, and 75 minutes on the summer solstice. They knew this, but didn't care. "Hora nona" was the 9th hour, 3PM, but it came to mean what we call noon now, the 6 hour. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:33 AM (w6EFb) 145
Apparently the Christmas Market murderer was a Saudi anti-muslim activist. I don't get it.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:33 AM (SfhV1) Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at December 21, 2024 08:33 AM (Y1sOo) 147
The German elite want to ban the AfD party. They're claiming this guy was an AfD supporter, and will use this to try to ban them. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (w6EFb) 148
The NZ launch reminds me that on last night's ONT I asked about Frank, our Kiwi Moron. Haven't seen a post by him for a long while. Anybody?
Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (i0xsb) 149
Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (w6EFb) ---- Is there a 'low noon'? Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird world at December 21, 2024 08:13 AM (i0xsb) Don't ask. Seriously. Posted by: Gary Cooper at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (Aqu9a) 150
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (w6EFb
Yeah, right AfD wants safety and security for its citizens, but a murderous Muslim supports that party. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:41 AM (cpUiL) 151
He wasn't a Muslim, then? Just a guy who liked to murder people at a Christmas market?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:43 AM (cpUiL) 152
Mostly peaceful Muslim. Mostly.
Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 08:44 AM (vFG9F) 153
He wasn't a Muslim, then? Just a guy who liked to murder people at a Christmas market?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:43 AM (cpUiL) Apparently he rejected islam, and encouraged others to do so as well. That's what is puzzling to me. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:45 AM (SfhV1) 154
>>Yeah, right AfD wants safety and security for its citizens, but a murderous Muslim supports that party.
Mike Benz has a really fascinating take on why not just Germany but the US, the UK and possibly other countries want AfD banned. It really revolves around the true reasons behind the Ukraine war and LNG. The whole Nazi, far right thing is no more true about AfD than it is about MAGA. Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:45 AM (LkLld) 155
Summarize for the stupid please. Is AfD good or bad?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1) 156
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:45 AM (LkLld)
Thanks. I'm sorry, I don't know what LNG is. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:47 AM (cpUiL) 157
Covfefe Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 08:48 AM (PiwSw) 158
Good morning morons
Our kids are visiting mom. They are happy. She is happy. Mrs. F. and I are happy. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 08:49 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:49 AM (LkLld) 160
He wasn't a Muslim, then? Just a guy who liked to murder people at a Christmas market?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker about 'oo killed 'oo… Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at December 21, 2024 08:51 AM (WXNFJ) 161
NZ RocketLab launch now live.
T - 20 mins approx. Hopefully this goes well without another scrub. Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples! at December 21, 2024 08:52 AM (i0xsb) Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples! at December 21, 2024 08:59 AM (i0xsb) 163
"What all that money will achieve I don't know."
Fuck ups, mismanagement of billions, certain people becoming wealthier. Posted by: just saying at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (rzwGB) 164
Under T - 5 mins
Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples! at December 21, 2024 09:13 AM (i0xsb) Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (VnUSN) 166
62 chocolate-iced grahams
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:44 AM (omVj0) yum Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 10:17 AM (VnUSN) 167
Are Australian pizzas served upside down. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at December 21, 2024 10:59 AM (k3AX8) 168
220 https://tinyurl.com/2f9pxc2r
20 Tweets from Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:56 AM (fwDg9) Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 11:01 AM (VnUSN) 169
>We figured this out sixty years ago. Then JavaScript happened
That's a funny way of spelling "perl". Dynamically typed scripting languages are nothing new. Everything terribly wrong with JavaScript was also wrong with Rails, and everything wrong with Rails was also wrong with perl and python. For some reason we have to keep relearning that "easy to develop" does not trump "actually works in production" every generation. Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 21, 2024 03:56 PM (LgYtf) 170
Howdy! I realize this is sort of off-topic but I had to ask.
Does managing a well-established blog like yours require a lot of work? I'm completely new to writing a blog however I do write in my journal on a daily basis. I'd like to start a blog so I will be able to share my own experience and feelings online. Please let me know if you have any recommendations or tips for new aspiring bloggers. Appreciate it! Posted by: koitoto login at December 21, 2024 05:10 PM (GuHXP) Just The ONT, Ma'amHi Horde! Friday night, what's everyone up to? Time to get silly. Fido Friday: Firsty — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 21, 2024 Feel good story I think maybe he was high Cool — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 21, 2024 ND Obamacare The universe has a sense of humor — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 21, 2024 Christmas cartoon True 'nuff Build a better rattrap, and the world will beat a path to your door — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 21, 2024 Unsocial Media Man-aging a bad situation I'm speechless
SMDH Woman moment — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 20, 2024 Christmas service Hard to argue When you're grown up you can recycle this bit when you're working blue — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 20, 2024 BUFF Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by conspiracy theorists: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (yLkiW) 2
Bam!
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (Qp67s) 3
Yay, Cathode-Ray Tube Day ONT!
Remember to sit real close to get your recommended daily allowance of X-rays. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (lUFok) 4
WDFRONT woot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (rOtXe) 5
YAY ONT! Good evening fellow Morons! Now for the content.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (yLkiW) 6
Time
Posted by: Ciampino - just a question at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (i0xsb) 7
Not first, although does take the pressure off reading the content.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (+VovS) 8
When milliseconds count...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (rOtXe) Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 10:02 PM (3ek7K) 10
SPONGE!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 20, 2024 10:02 PM (KcwUg) 11
Of course I respect the content
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:02 PM (QSrLX) 12
Hi
Posted by: Scarymary at December 20, 2024 10:03 PM (F2xQR) 13
Time for the Number Six dance, boys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 10:03 PM (hY4dx) 14
Evenin’, All. A pretty much sober Bulg talking to you here.
Posted by: Bulg at December 20, 2024 10:04 PM (v6JzV) 15
Pop quiz, how many of the Four Rules did Mr Testicular Pain break with his 9mm?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 20, 2024 10:06 PM (KcwUg) 16
Whoa! Contenty - thanks WD!
Guys, gals and all the ships at sea - you owe it to yourselves to give a listen to Shawn Ryan interview Joe Lonsdale. Touches on everything: drones, AI, High Energy weapons, major threats to America and on and on. It's a long one but well worth the two hours. https://t.ly/ZD0nY Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ) 17
Huh? Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 10:07 PM (3ek7K) 18
Aspiring Thrawn, formerly Kratos, knows the answer to the renamed television channel -- he used to reference it a lot. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 10:07 PM (i4sOa) 19
15 Pop quiz, how many of the Four Rules did Mr Testicular Pain break with his 9mm?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 20, 2024 10:06 PM (KcwUg) ---------- A cautionary tale of what happens when you say "Nuts" to muzzle discipline. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 10:07 PM (hY4dx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 10:08 PM (dxSpM) 21
that is some fantastic content!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 10:08 PM (Pv3Rg) 22
I have a new favorite Christmas carol!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 10:08 PM (Pv3Rg) 23
Pop quiz, how many of the Four Rules did Mr Testicular Pain break with his 9mm?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket Lack of crotch armor? Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 10:09 PM (+VovS) 24
A cautionary tale of what happens when you say "Nuts" to muzzle discipline.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 10:07 PM (hY4dx) —————- He went off half cocked. Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace at December 20, 2024 10:09 PM (u73oe) 25
did you guys notice the lady with the gas pump sticking out of her car accidentally revved her engine for no reason while I think parked?
that was special Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 10:09 PM (Pv3Rg) 26
If you do buy one of those B-52s then remember to buy a spare engine - you don't want to call in one of those 7-engined maydays.
Posted by: Ciampino - a unique problem at December 20, 2024 10:10 PM (i0xsb) 27
A cautionary tale of what happens when you say "Nuts" to muzzle discipline.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 10:07 PM (hY4dx) —————- He went off half cocked. Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace A real sad sack. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 10:10 PM (+VovS) 28
Pop quiz, how many of the Four Rules did Mr Testicular Pain break with his 9mm?
Yes. Also, rule #5. Don't shoot yourself in the balls. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 20, 2024 10:10 PM (lUFok) 29
16 Whoa! Contenty - thanks WD!
Guys, gals and all the ships at sea - you owe it to yourselves to give a listen to Shawn Ryan interview Joe Lonsdale. Touches on everything: drones, AI, High Energy weapons, major threats to America and on and on. It's a long one but well worth the two hours. https://t.ly/ZD0nY Posted by: Tonypete --- Road Trip! Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 10:10 PM (Qp67s) 30
This is honestly the most entertaining ONT in weeks. Thanks WeirdDave!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 20, 2024 10:10 PM (yLkiW) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 10:11 PM (dxSpM) 32
15 Pop quiz, how many of the Four Rules did Mr Testicular Pain break with his 9mm?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket But I was holding it sideways!!!!!!!11ty Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 10:11 PM (MsrgL) 33
Most of the content
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:11 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 10:11 PM (Ihn6X) 35
Pop quiz, how many of the Four Rules did Mr Testicular Pain break with his 9mm?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket Not exactly sure but 'Don't shoot yourself in the balls' is right up there! Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 10:13 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 10:13 PM (+VovS) 38
I think the Millionaire contestant was a chaser on the Chase. But that episode of Millionaire I missed.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:13 PM (QSrLX) 39
This game is gonna get ugly.
Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace at December 20, 2024 10:13 PM (u73oe) 40
There's a recent video of one of then noble lions of Islam in Hezbollah on the hood of a car in a funeral procession (they're having a lot of those recently, hmm). He somehow manages to shoot himself, seems like in the foot, with his AK/whatever. But video is jerky and pans away a bit during critical moment.
Imagine someone saving all such vids could do a nice compilation of jihadi miscues with firearms. Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 10:14 PM (1m82a) 41
Sure, they'll sell you a used B-52 for a fair price. Then, they'll gouge you on the KC-135 tanker. The system is rigged!
Posted by: Figgered It Out at December 20, 2024 10:15 PM (G5+As) 42
Imagine someone saving all such vids could do a nice compilation of jihadi miscues with firearms.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 10:14 PM (1m82a) ---------- Might I suggest Yakety Sax for the soundtrack? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 10:16 PM (hY4dx) 43
I'll make up for Bulg. Three, four sheets to the wind!
Posted by: Cooter Brown at December 20, 2024 10:16 PM (G5+As) 44
Santa Claus is cummin' up who's butt?
Posted by: Peter Buttigigigig at December 20, 2024 10:17 PM (TTAGa) 45
That 9/11 Cheerleading routine was...still too soon.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 20, 2024 10:17 PM (F2xQR) 46
The sad end of rapper Juice Wrld "On December 8, 2019, Higgins was aboard a private Gulfstream jet flying from Van Nuys Airport in Los Angeles to Midway International Airport in Chicago. Law enforcement officers were waiting for the jet to arrive, having been notified by federal agents, while the flight was en route, that they suspected there were guns and drugs on the plane. Law enforcement officials said that they found 70 lb of marijuana on the aircraft and said several members of Higgins' management team aboard the flight told them that Higgins had taken "several unknown pills", including allegedly swallowing multiple Percocet pills while police were on board the plane searching the luggage. "Higgins had a convulsion episode and a seizure; two doses of naloxone, an emergency medication, were administered, as it was suspected that he had an opioid overdose. Chicago PD were told a man (Higgins) had suffered a medical emergency at around 2:00 local time (8:00 GMT). Higgins was transported to the nearby Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where he was pronounced dead." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 10:17 PM (dxSpM) 47
SpaceX
New T-Zero: 11:15 p.m. ET - (December 21, 04:15 UTC, 05:15 CET). https://www.youtube.com/live/19mgjpnAPVM Posted by: Ciampino - a bit later at December 20, 2024 10:17 PM (i0xsb) 48
Sure, they'll sell you a used B-52 for a fair price. Then, they'll gouge you on the KC-135 tanker. The system is rigged!
Posted by: Figgered It Out Oh man, thank you. Was just about to hit "Place bid". Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 10:17 PM (+VovS) 49
22 I have a new favorite Christmas carol!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 10:08 PM (Pv3Rg) ____________________________ The North Pole "don't ask, don't tell" policy suddenly makes a little more sense. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 10:17 PM (dIske) 50
Houthi missile eludes interception by Israeli anti-missile systems, hits playground in Tel Aviv (night-time, empty). That makes one elementary school and a playground.
So, a little more of this and they'll have Israel on its knees, I guess. Or something. Or - they're gonna get hammered some more. Looks like the Crazy Islamist Learning Curve Effect (a flat line) is in play again. Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 10:18 PM (1m82a) 51
WD brings it once again.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2024 10:18 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 10:19 PM (T/zw7) 53
Another sign of how there's a new sheriff in town: I pulled a temporary ban over on TwitX for "violent speech", presumably because some screechy little snowflake reported me (it wasn't "violent speech" by any reasonable definition of that term, needless to say).
In days of yore, I would have been forced to remove the post and promise to be a good boy. This time, I hit the appeal button, and a couple of hours later I get basically "Nah, mang. You're good to go. The person who reported this is just a whiny little bitch." I didn't have to delete the post. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:19 PM (W5ArC) 54
14 Evenin’, All. A pretty much sober Bulg talking to you here.
Posted by: Bulg I have a lovely bottle of red, cheese, smoked meats, olives and some pickled veggies. Hummus, crackers and some cashews. ***pats couch* Have a seat. Indiana is getting creamed. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 10:20 PM (Ihn6X) 55
Cicero, maybe have Steve Inman do one of his videos on the great Israel-Yemen match-up?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 10:21 PM (1m82a) Posted by: Bulg at December 20, 2024 10:22 PM (v6JzV) 57
I have grown to hate modern Christmas music, but Santa Claus is comin' up your butt may force me to rethink.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2024 10:22 PM (xCA6C) 58
I don't even want to think about that shooting accident. It's overload. One part of your brain is panicked because you might have just shot off a certain important part of your anatomy. The other part of your brain is considering all the ribbing and jokes that are coming your way when people find out what an idiot you are. And, another part of your brain is thinking about the medical personnel and law enforcement asking you all those degrading questions.
So, in short, this isn't something you do twice. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 10:23 PM (dIske) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 10:23 PM (T/zw7) 60
57 I have grown to hate modern Christmas music, but Santa Claus is comin' up your butt may force me to rethink.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2024 10:22 PM (xCA6C) That kid is going places. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 10:23 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 20, 2024 10:23 PM (tXURQ) 62
did you guys notice the lady with the gas pump sticking out of her car accidentally revved her engine for no reason while I think parked?
that was special Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 10:09 PM (Pv3Rg) She is a real prize, blaming everyone else for her innate stupidity. Must be a Democrat voter. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:24 PM (8zz6B) 63
I assume the diagnosis of "testicular pain" is because nowadays the docs have to put in any code that could possibly apply and hope at least one of them sticks.
Because otherwise... no shit? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:24 PM (W5ArC) 64
https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=GHd8EiJn5hI&pp=ygUMYmVib3AgU2FudGEg Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 10:24 PM (T/zw7) 65
Ho Ho Ho
>>@JenniferSey >>🚨🚨🚨 Women's sports are being saved. >>The Biden administration is withdrawing its Title IX proposal which forced schools to allow trans-identifying male athletes into girls' sports. >>They know they've lost. >>Common sense is emerging. >>Your courage is making the difference. Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld) Posted by: Ciampino - FAFO at December 20, 2024 10:25 PM (i0xsb) 67
> >>They know they've lost.
Yes, and they're going to do everything possible to make sure Trump doesn't get credit. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:26 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Ciampino - EOs EOs EEIO at December 20, 2024 10:26 PM (i0xsb) 69
68 Biden massively expands student loan bailout as end of term approaches
https://mol.im/a/14214275 Posted by: Ciampino - EOs EOs EEIO at December 20, 2024 10:26 PM (i0xsb Hasn't the Supreme Court stopped this four times over already? Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 10:27 PM (mzM2O) 70
Found a sirloin roast from June 2020 in the back of the garage freezer a couple days ago. Price per pound, $2.89. Same cut of meat today at the same store I bought the roast, $8.79 a pound.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 20, 2024 10:28 PM (3Ev2O) 71
Hmm, CH-53 caught fire and landed near the 5 on Camp Pendleton. All crew unharmed, thankfully. Quite the show for holiday travelers on the freeway.
Way back when men were men and Cold Wars were cold, I recall being in the car when the Marines were doing a full-scale amphibious exercise as our family drove north to LA. Tanks rumbling along on both sides of the freeway, Hueys with guys hanging on lines crossing over from the beach side. Lots of people had pulled over to watch. I begged for this but was turned down. Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 10:28 PM (1m82a) 72
>>> 70 Found a sirloin roast from June 2020 in the back of the garage freezer a couple days ago. Price per pound, $2.89. Same cut of meat today at the same store I bought the roast, $8.79 a pound.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 20, 2024 10:28 PM (3Ev2O) That's only a few dollars more. Posted by: Martha Radditz at December 20, 2024 10:30 PM (KcwUg) Posted by: Scarymary at December 20, 2024 10:31 PM (F2xQR) 74
Fine work, WD. Much excellent content in the ONT. Good evening. Horde. Adult kids shoveled the driveway today!
Posted by: scampydog at December 20, 2024 10:31 PM (41CYW) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 10:31 PM (Qp67s) 76
Think it's lower courts that have blocked the student loan idiocy, though SCOTUS did too on the initial one I think. This pattern of battering their heads against the judicial wall is like nothing I can ever recall seeing. But that was a different country.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 10:31 PM (1m82a) 77
The Mom vid, that audio may go viral
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:34 PM (QSrLX) 78
And that asshole "pastor" in Florida needs a come-to-Jesus moment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:35 PM (8zz6B) 79
61 Finished shopping earlier today
At the pawn store Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 20, 2024 10:23 PM (tXURQ) ----------- Mongo only pawn, in Game of Life. Posted by: Mongo at December 20, 2024 10:35 PM (hY4dx) 80
>Biden massively expands student loan bailout as end of term approaches
I said Ho Ho Ho. >>@AGAndrewBailey >>🚨BREAKING: TOTAL AND COMPLETE SURRENDER. >>@JoeBiden abandoned plans to illegally forgive Ivy League student loan debt at the expense of working Americans. >>We successfully BLOCKED these unlawful giveaways EVERY time. >>A HUGE victory for fairness and the rule of law. Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 10:36 PM (LkLld) 81
Posted by: Beartooth at December 20, 2024 10:28 PM (3Ev2O)
Did you eat it? Posted by: Scarymary at December 20, 2024 10:31 PM (F2xQR) It was remarkably in good shape so I grilled it and cut it into tiny pieces and am using it for training rewards for Heidi, our 2 1/2 years old velocirapter. Posted by: Beartooth at December 20, 2024 10:38 PM (3Ev2O) 82
An early classic on the new-fangled Internet web was a Usenet (probably) post entitled “Scrotum Self Repair”
From memory, a male presented himself to the ER and eventually revealed that while working at a machine shop, during lunch he would sometimes gratify himself by using one of the machines. Not sure how this works, but somehow in the throes of passion his junk became entwined with a drive belt, which avulsed a testicle and was missing, and a huge gash on his ball sack. He decided to try and staple the wound closed with those large industrial things. Posted by: Common Tater at December 20, 2024 10:38 PM (eQfh1) Posted by: Miklos, now serious, no joke, my word as a Miklos at December 20, 2024 10:38 PM (xesY+) 84
I know its a tax, but isn't the ND story a HIPAA violation?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:39 PM (QSrLX) 85
This is a terribly dull game. ND's principal skill is just chewing up the clock. Indiana gives them lots of opportunities to do so. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 10:39 PM (dxSpM) 86
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Multiple emergency crews are on the scene after a military helicopter crashed bursting into flames during an emergency landing incident https://tinyurl.com/3jtau6uh Posted by: Ciampino - all safe at December 20, 2024 10:40 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 10:40 PM (CDGpN) 88
I know its a tax, but isn't the ND story a HIPAA violation?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:39 PM (QSrLX) Only if the idiot's name is published, maybe? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:41 PM (8zz6B) 89
Rat trap is genus.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 10:41 PM (iziT8) 90
So
Apparently I should have accepted that full ride scholarship to Harvard, and taken student loans. Posted by: Miklos, stupid Miklos at December 20, 2024 10:41 PM (xesY+) 91
He decided to try and staple the wound closed with those large industrial things.
Posted by: Common Tater How many times do you think he hollered "OW! MY BALLS!!" during that episode. Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ) 92
> Hasn't the Supreme Court stopped this four times over already?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 10:27 PM (mzM2O) This one is for "public servants" for which there actually is some enabling legislation, dating back to the Obama regime. I think this one will stick. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:43 PM (W5ArC) 93
Scrotum Self-Repair, which is indeed a classic.
I remember it going around on dial-up bulletin boards back in the day. https://tinyurl.com/2w5w5a9k Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:45 PM (W5ArC) 94
Rat trap is genus.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 10:41 PM (iziT But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:45 PM (8zz6B) 95
Rat!
You staying on your side next week? Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage Christmas Eve your side, Christmas Day my side. Are you hosting or traveling? Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 10:47 PM (+VovS) 96
Evenin', Horde!
The wife and I watched Red One this evening. Is it great cinema? Well, no, but it was still lots of fun. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (OGOaV) 97
Evenin all, and thanks for an awesome ONT!
Husband had a hip replacement on Tuesday. He was at physical therapy today, walking in with his walker. Mind: boggled. I remember when hip replacements had a three week stay in the hospital and then the patient was sent to rehab to relearn how to walk. He has pain, but it's managed well with advil. Absolutely amazing. Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (wLjpr) 98
But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:45 PM (8zz6B) Surrender them over to PETA. They have a 90% kill rate, so the rats will be in good hands. Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (gKDq2) 99
“Dial Up BBS”
I used to hang out on ISCA - Iowa City, when I lived there. Definitely different, but I learned a lot, especially unscrupulous methods of debate oft employed by leftists. They haven’t changed, I’d note. Posted by: Common Tater at December 20, 2024 10:49 PM (TbGaV) 100
I suppose there was one positive about the GSW story. He still has one ball left. If not, how would they know which one was shot?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d) 101
Surrender them over to PETA. They have a 90% kill rate, so the rats will be in good hands.
Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (gKDq2) PETA only kills pets and livestock. They would likely release rats. Because, rats. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:51 PM (8zz6B) 102
>>>Not sure how this works, but somehow in the throes of passion his junk became entwined with a drive belt, which avulsed a testicle and was missing, and a huge gash on his ball sack.
He decided to try and staple the wound closed with those large industrial things. Posted by: Common Tater --- That or one similar, yeah. Those machine shop staplers can cause a heck of an infection. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 10:51 PM (Qp67s) 103
Someone on X just called Rosa DeLauro a "Hogwarts Gender Studies Professor" and I genuinely laughed out loud.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:51 PM (W5ArC) 104
But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:45 PM (8zz6B) Surrender them over to PETA. They have a 90% kill rate, so the rats will be in good hands. Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (gKDq2) You might also try a pharmaceutical company, for the drugs that are too dangerous to test on politicians. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d) 105
I remember when hip replacements had a three week stay in the hospital and then the patient was sent to rehab to relearn how to walk. He has pain, but it's managed well with advil. Absolutely amazing.
Posted by: Moki ---------- Gave my 'weird uncle' a bit of payback when he had his hip replacement. Smuggled a six pack in and set it on the window shelf, just out of his reach. Hope the healing goes smooth for your husband. Posted by: scampydog at December 20, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW) 106
Mind: boggled. I remember when hip replacements had a three week stay in the hospital and then the patient was sent to rehab to relearn how to walk. He has pain, but it's managed well with advil. Absolutely amazing.
Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (wLjpr) Coming out of anesthesia for heart surgery, they have you up and walking today. 'It's okay, pretend like you're just a little drunk. And what better place to fall?' Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2024 10:52 PM (gKDq2) 107
Coach: We need a theme for the halftime show
Cheer coach: 9/11? Once I realized what they were doing, I just stopped the vid. Don't think that's ever been necessary on an ONT meme before. OMG.😒🙄😶 Enjoying the post… otherwise. Howdy, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - looking away from a train wreck at December 20, 2024 10:52 PM (v+OaN) 108
You might also try a pharmaceutical company, for the drugs that are too dangerous to test on politicians.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d) They have lawyers for that... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:54 PM (8zz6B) 109
95 Rat!
You staying on your side next week? Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage Christmas Eve your side, Christmas Day my side. Are you hosting or traveling? Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Hosting. But Dec 27th because, guests. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 10:54 PM (aRpZy) 110
Crossing the streams ... that rat trap would make an excellent trap in a D&D dungeon.
I'm totally stealing this idea. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 10:55 PM (QzM4s) 111
101 Surrender them over to PETA. They have a 90% kill rate, so the rats will be in good hands.
Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2024 10:48 PM (gKDq2) PETA only kills pets and livestock. They would likely release rats. Because, rats. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:51 PM (8zz6B) -------- New York Department of Environmental Conservation hated us because we were fun and brought joy to the masses. Posted by: P'nut & Fred at December 20, 2024 10:55 PM (F2xQR) 112
But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Drop a lump of dry ice in the container. Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2024 10:56 PM (xCA6C) 113
88 I know its a tax, but isn't the ND story a HIPAA violation?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 10:39 PM (QSrLX) Only if the idiot's name is published, maybe? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 10:41 PM (8zz6B) --------------------------------- That's pretty much it. As long as there's no way to identify the person from the information provided, it's not a violation. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2024 10:56 PM (OGOaV) Posted by: mnw at December 20, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak) Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 11:01 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: TRex at December 20, 2024 11:03 PM (pfEGd) 117
But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Maybe it's all the comics I've read. But I feel like you're not putting your supervillain hat on here, because "bucketful of angry rats" is a first step in at least 100 great plans. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 11:05 PM (QzM4s) 118
No names, no HIPAA. Thanks. 1990's Thanks
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 11:07 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:07 PM (hqusk) 120
Considering the required angle for the damage caused by the GSW, I am somewhat dubious that it was accidentally self inflicted. I propose that the patient was shot by somebody, and he didn't want to discuss the events that resulted in him getting shot in the nuts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 20, 2024 11:07 PM (wNu9z) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 11:07 PM (aD39U) 122
I have grown to hate modern Christmas music, but Santa Claus is comin' up your butt may force me to rethink.
Posted by: Archimedes Kid heard it the night before - Dad was singing while locked in master BR with Mom. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 11:08 PM (/lPRQ) 123
Jeepers. This is a rout.
Did I mention I hate Notre Dame? Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage Due to the "realignment", I hate ALL teams in the playoffs. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 11:09 PM (+VovS) Posted by: mnw at December 20, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak) 125
Gas pump mama. It serves her right for telling me I had to leave the all you can eat buffet after only being there for an hour.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 20, 2024 11:13 PM (wNu9z) 126
Still trying to think of a replacement for Tokyo in this song that covers the swamp.
https://youtu.be/muUZjovOFRg Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 11:15 PM (VNX3d) 127
I know someone who lost a ball due to a ricochet. He had a son later, proving that God gives you a spare for a reason.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 20, 2024 11:15 PM (r5tfK) 128
There's an old meme where the teacher asks the class to draw a parent at work, which results in a 2nd grade level crayon drawing of mommy working a stripper pole.
Maybe that little artist grew into the child singing off camera Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 11:15 PM (8AONa) 129
Hi friends! I just had a lovely dinner with amazing TRex and Grateful. It was a little embarrassing because TRex struggled getting the wine glass off the table with his arms, and he is a bit of an imposing figure out here in the wild, but we made it through! 😊
Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2024 11:16 PM (p4NUW) 130
[iExactly 1 month to go.
God speed The Day! Posted by: mnw at December 20, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak) That just makes it offcial. For all intents and purposes, and considering Joe's dementia and Kammie's imbecility, the world treats Trump as president now. And he's not even using that silly 'Office Of President-Elect' seal Obama used back in '08. Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2024 11:17 PM (gKDq2) 131
@Weaponization just dropped a MASSIVE 17,000-page report on the Biden Admin's weaponized federal government.
https://tinyurl.com/3w3547jr Posted by: Ciampino - machhine guns? at December 20, 2024 11:18 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 11:18 PM (dxSpM) 133
I propose that the patient was shot by somebody, and he didn't want to discuss the events that resulted in him getting shot in the nuts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Is Lorena Bobbit still alive? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2024 11:19 PM (0Htd1) 134
but Santa Claus is comin' up your butt may force me to rethink.
Posted by: Archimedes Kid heard it the night before - Dad was singing while locked in master BR with Mom. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher This could make a pretty good Hallmark Christmas movie. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2024 11:21 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:21 PM (iHpv6) Posted by: far cry at December 20, 2024 11:22 PM (0Y8yb) 137
135 Good for you, Piper!
Little get togethers with morons are the best. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 These 2 are awesome, which you know. I may continue to exert my bad influence tomorrow and go antiquing with Grateful. After I make people sweat and burn in the morning. Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2024 11:24 PM (p4NUW) 138
129 Hi friends! I just had a lovely dinner with amazing TRex and Grateful. It was a little embarrassing because TRex struggled getting the wine glass off the table with his arms, and he is a bit of an imposing figure out here in the wild, but we made it through! 😊
Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2024 11:16 PM *** It was a lovely evening. Thank you! The wine problem got a lot easier after you suggested guzzling straight from the bottle. Rawr. Posted by: TRex at December 20, 2024 11:25 PM (pfEGd) Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1) 140
Count of injured up to 16 in Houthi missile strike in Tel Aviv. All minor injuries I think.
Of course there's a thick, juicy briefing book on Bibi's desk with a menu of options for this and all imaginable contingencies. Question here may be is it time to finally hit Iran in "retaliation"? Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 11:25 PM (1m82a) 141
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It was a lovely evening. Thank you! The wine problem got a lot easier after you suggested guzzling straight from the bottle. Rawr. Posted by: TRex at December 20, 2024 That is what friends are for! Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2024 11:27 PM (p4NUW) 142
I just watched the most pointless movie I think I've seen -
"For the Plasma" - spoilers of course... A young woman gets invited to a remove Maine house to work for her friend who has some sort of forest fire monitoring job - but she's actually some sort of psychic who can predict stock futures. And...the film doesn't go anywhere. The non-psychic wanders around Maine...which is pretty enough but...we get no explanation of why the other girl can make these predictions, who she works for, or why the location in Maine matters. The movie ends with the psychic going off for some other employment as her friend asks her to explain anything and she refuses which I guess is meant to echo what the movie writer knew the audience was thinking? Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2024 11:27 PM (oZhjI) 143
This is encouraging.
Son #1 works at Boeing. He's on a break, they ran out of parts and are farting around in the break room. Someone pulls out a deck of cards and poker chips from their locker. Five guys start playing. Trump cards. President Donald J Trump playing cards. Hahahahahahahaha! Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:27 PM (iHpv6) 144
Just got a text from Santa. Said "You ain't gettin' shit!"
Posted by: Crying In My Soup at December 20, 2024 11:28 PM (G5+As) 145
>>@Weaponization just dropped a MASSIVE 17,000-page report on the Biden Admin's weaponized federal government.
I read through some of it today and I've been following the collusion between the feds, big tech and private universities and businesses and even I was taken aback. When the American people who, for the most part, have no idea what was going on finally understand what was done to them by our government I think our numbers will only get bigger. A lot bigger. We came this >< close to losing this country. Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 11:28 PM (LkLld) 146
Hi friends! I just had a lovely dinner with amazing TRex and Grateful. It was a little embarrassing because TRex struggled getting the wine glass off the table with his arms, and he is a bit of an imposing figure out here in the wild, but we made it through! 😊
Posted by: Piper You do understand with any wild animal, when the food runs out...well, they are wild animals. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 11:29 PM (+VovS) 147
Trump cards. President Donald J Trump playing cards. Hahahahahahahaha! Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:27 PM (iHpv6)
Makes a game of spades go pretty quick. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 20, 2024 11:33 PM (r5tfK) 148
112 But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Drop a lump of dry ice in the container. Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2024 10:56 PM (xCA6C) Hose from tailpipe to container. Idle a bit. Posted by: javems at December 20, 2024 11:34 PM (8I4hW) 149
The guy defending his him can't understand why he is the villain for defending himself...and I can understand that feeling but Soviet America is pretty clear about how this works.
If you are a normie you aren't allowed to keep your stuff - because "your property isn't worth someone's life" even if someone is willing to break into your house and maybe kill you to get it. In Heritage America you'd draw a lot of shit for being related to a punk that breaks into houses, but that America is long gone. This home owner though should thank God he lives in FL - if that has happened in CA or the Northeast the legal situation could have been much worse... Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2024 11:34 PM (oZhjI) 150
Just got a text from Santa. Said "You ain't gettin' shit!"
Posted by: Crying In My Soup --------- Yeah. It's all 'Merry Christmas! , until, Santa starts going over the Naughty list. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 11:36 PM (XeU6L) 151
We came this > Trump has two choices with how to deal with this 1) Starting throwing the weaponizers in jail. 2) Turn the weaponized government on the left If he doesn't do either we will revert to the mean and in a few years be right back where we are now. Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2024 11:36 PM (oZhjI) 152
138 129 Hi friends! I just had a lovely dinner with amazing TRex and Grateful. It was a little embarrassing because TRex struggled getting the wine glass off the table with his arms, and he is a bit of an imposing figure out here in the wild, but we made it through! 😊
Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2024 11:16 PM *** It was a lovely evening. Thank you! The wine problem got a lot easier after you suggested guzzling straight from the bottle. Rawr. Posted by: TRex Was this in the NoVA area? I recall you asking me about going for a few beers the other night. I work right through the weekend, so my schedule doesn't mesh with most folks. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 11:39 PM (+YRf1) 153
At the hardware store today, over the PA was playing Gene Autry, 'Santa Clause is Coming to Town'. It was great.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 11:41 PM (XeU6L) 154
OK horde.... what do you do when your Son... 33 years old... tells you he will never have children, and that everything you believe in is moot....
The Son who is living in your home, because otherwise he would be homeless.... I'm... conflicted. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 11:44 PM (QAkQ3) 155
152 Was this in the NoVA area? I recall you asking me about going for a few beers the other night. I work right through the weekend, so my schedule doesn't mesh with most folks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 11:39 PM *** Negative. Will catch up with you in the new year. Posted by: TRex at December 20, 2024 11:45 PM (pfEGd) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:45 PM (iHpv6) 157
156 I'm... conflicted.
Posted by: Romeo13 Tell him you love him. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:45 PM (iHpv6) I did... it had no impact. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 11:46 PM (QAkQ3) 158
146 You do understand with any wild animal, when the food runs out...well, they are wild animals.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 20, 2024 11:29 PM *** We consider wine to be food, which helps tame the wild beast. Posted by: TRex at December 20, 2024 11:46 PM (pfEGd) Posted by: Ciampino - machhine guns? at December 20, 2024 11:47 PM (i0xsb) 160
Good evening, all. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2024 11:51 PM (lCaJd) 161
I did... it had no impact.
Posted by: Romeo13 You're not saying it for impact. But he does need to respect you and not be unkind. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 11:53 PM (VaV9x) 162
Is it Winter yet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 11:53 PM (63Dwl) 163
1) Starting throwing the weaponizers in jail. 2) Turn the weaponized government on the left If he doesn't do either we will revert to the mean and in a few years be right back where we are now. Posted by: 18-1 ==================== #1 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2024 11:55 PM (lCaJd) 164
OK horde.... what do you do when your Son... 33 years old... tells you he will never have children, and that everything you believe in is moot....
The Son who is living in your home, because otherwise he would be homeless.... I'm... conflicted. Posted by: Romeo13 --------- Tell him you're glad he's not fathering any kids that he obviously can't support? /s kinda Sorry, Romeo13.. what an awful situation. Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2024 11:56 PM (YoCnN) 165
The COVID Christmas joke really cracks me up. I needed that this Thanksgiving!
Posted by: keena at December 20, 2024 11:56 PM (Fd8wq) 166
OK horde.... what do you do when your Son... 33 years old... tells you he will never have children, and that everything you believe in is moot....
The Son who is living in your home, because otherwise he would be homeless.... I'm... conflicted. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 11:44 PM (QAkQ3) Tell him you're giving his inheritance to the church since he's not having kids and will have nobody to leave it to you're just cutting out the middle man. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 11:57 PM (VwHCD) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L) 168
#1
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2024 11:55 PM (lCaJd) Do both. Make it abundantly clear to the Left that weaponizing government is a bad idea. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 11:58 PM (8zz6B) 169
OK horde.... what do you do when your Son... 33 years old... tells you he will never have children, and that everything you believe in is moot....
Depends on why he's telling you this. Is he a hardcore leftist? Has he so far failed at what he's tried to do in life and is depressed? If it is more the latter sometimes all it takes is one thing going right - getting a decent job for example - and suddenly the world looks very different. Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2024 11:59 PM (oZhjI) 170
The COVID Christmas joke really cracks me up. I needed that this Thanksgiving!
Posted by: keena at December 20, 2024 11:56 PM (Fd8wq) Will need it christmas eve since my brother's asshole biden bung licking inlaws will be there. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 12:00 AM (VwHCD) 171
OK horde.... what do you do when your Son... 33 years old... tells you he will never have children, and that everything you believe in is moot....
The Son who is living in your home, because otherwise he would be homeless.... I'm... conflicted. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 11:44 PM (QAkQ3) --- Throw him out of the house. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 21, 2024 12:01 AM (ZOv7s) 172
Too many moving parts in family dynamics. Most advice is answered with: "The situation is complicated."
And it most certainly always is. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 12:01 AM (+VovS) 173
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2024 11:55 PM (lCaJd)
--- I vote that we allow these people to be placed in stocks on the village common. Us Deplorable Garbage Bitter Clingers can throw tomatoes at them with wild abandon. Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:02 AM (F2xQR) 174
Well, I am becoming quite sleepy, so I am going to get an early one. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2024 12:03 AM (8zz6B) 175
Rather sudden abort on the falcon launch
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 21, 2024 12:04 AM (7MHHr) 176
I vote that we allow these people to be placed in stocks on the village common. Us Deplorable Garbage Bitter Clingers can throw tomatoes at them with wild abandon.
Posted by: Scarymary Dammit people! The gallows or guillotine, this ain't rocket math. Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 12:05 AM (+VovS) 177
159 T - 13 mins
https://www.youtube.com/live/19mgjpnAPVM Posted by: Ciampino - machhine guns? at December 20, 2024 11:47 PM (i0xsb) Woops. Posted by: javems at December 21, 2024 12:05 AM (8I4hW) 178
I'm trying to be mild in case Bob at NSA is listening....
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:06 AM (F2xQR) 179
I vote that we allow these people to be placed in stocks on the village common. Us Deplorable Garbage Bitter Clingers can throw tomatoes at them with wild abandon.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:02 AM (F2xQR) Tomatoes? Tomatoes are what you throw at piss poor stage actors. These bastards deserve pig iron. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 12:06 AM (VwHCD) 180
The launch was aborted. It rose a couple of feet, lurched really, and then stopped. At this stage I don't know what went wrong.
First time I have seen this and glad nothing blew up as there's about a million pounds of kerosene and liquid oxygen on board. Posted by: Ciampino - machines at December 21, 2024 12:09 AM (i0xsb) 181
I'm trying to be mild in case Bob at NSA is listening....
Posted by: Scarymary ----- We would never do such a thin..., uh, nevermind. Posted by: Robert, an innocent poster at December 21, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L) 182
All I have been seeing is positive buzz about the new Superman trailer.
After he makes a snow-crater, he has a super-whistle, and a super-dog wearing a red cape comes and rescues him. Not a joke, I am not making this up. Grown-ass men will watch this movie, and then go to youtube to stare lovingly into the equally-soulless camera, and gush. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 12:10 AM (lhenN) 183
I'm trying to be mild in case Bob at NSA is listening....
Posted by: Scarymary Mild is for detergent, not people. (smiley face icon here) Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 21, 2024 12:10 AM (+VovS) 184
The launch was aborted. It rose a couple of feet, lurched really, and then stopped. At this stage I don't know what went wrong.
Posted by: Ciampino -------- TV ad says Blue Pills are the answer. Posted by: Pharma at December 21, 2024 12:11 AM (XeU6L) 185
Okay, mild is out. It isn't ladylike, but Fuck them with the Barbed Cock of Satan! With a pineapple, sideways!
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:12 AM (F2xQR) 186
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TV ad says Blue Pills are the answer. Posted by: Pharma at December 21, 2024 12:11 AM (XeU6L) ---- Do they go in the LOX or the kerosene? Posted by: Ciampino - machines that go up at December 21, 2024 12:16 AM (i0xsb) 187
I'm sorry, Romeo13.
You know your son best. Does he respond better to kindness and compassion, or to clear goals and expectations? It's so hard. We don't want to coddle our adult kids, but we don't want to alienate them either. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 12:19 AM (OnhE9) 188
"You won’t believe what happened to the only man who asked George Bush about his ties to the Skull and Bones secret society."
--- https://tinyurl.com/yypxt65r Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:19 AM (Qp67s) 189
Okay, mild is out. It isn't ladylike, but Fuck them with the Barbed Cock of Satan! With a pineapple, sideways!
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:12 AM (F2xQR) Thats better. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 12:23 AM (VwHCD) 190
Ok. And I didn't bring lube either.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:24 AM (F2xQR) 191
Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX 13h
🚨ESG WIN: Wells Fargo withdraws from Net-Zero Banking Alliance. On August 21, I strongly encouraged Wells Fargo leave Net-Zero Banking Alliance due to its unlawful ESG commitments. On December 19, Wells Fargo confirmed that they would leave NZBA because of my request. Today, Wells Fargo took a step in the right direction by officially ending their affiliation with NZBA, and Texas welcomes them to continue doing business with our great State. I urge other financial institutions to follow their example and end ESG policies that are hostile to our critical oil and gas industries. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:35 AM (Qp67s) 192
Senate passes the CR. Yea:85, Nay:11
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 12:39 AM (JRP2U) 193
Well, tonight was strange here at Casa Webworks. I won't bother you with how. It wasn't bad. Just strange. Popping back in to say God Bless Us Every One.
Happy Solstice. https://youtu.be/InD3FrCya2k G'nite, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - jingling awl thee weigh at December 21, 2024 12:40 AM (v+OaN) 194
This one is for "public servants" for which there actually is some enabling legislation, dating back to the Obama regime.
I think this one will stick. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 10:43 PM (W5ArC) This is going to make DOGE's work a wee bit easier you know. Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2024 12:42 AM (D7oie) 195
Okay, mild is out. It isn't ladylike, but Fuck them with the Barbed Cock of Satan! With a pineapple, sideways!
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 12:12 AM (F2xQR) Actually, reading this again, AOS style guide says flaming barbed wire wrapped pineapple sideways. A regular garden variety pineapple isn't effective. It needs to be... accessorized. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 12:43 AM (VwHCD) 196
did you guys notice the lady with the gas pump sticking out of her car accidentally revved her engine for no reason while I think parked?
that was special Posted by: BlackOrchid I noticed! I'm thinking she should probably not be allowed behind the wheel. Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 21, 2024 12:46 AM (mWdS+) 197
Punching out. A good evening to all and to all a good night.
Posted by: TRex at December 21, 2024 12:49 AM (pfEGd) 198
Former First Lady Michelle Obama was seen dancing down the aisle at the Jennifer Hudson show for her appearance.
It is worth noting that in 2008, after Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother, and nephew were found murdered in their Chicago home, Donald Trump sheltered Jennifer rent-free and ensured her and her remaining family's safety. "We're protecting them well. They are very safe," Trump said https://tinyurl.com/3zw87dej Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 21, 2024 12:55 AM (Qp67s) 199
I was looking up something on Andrew Breitbart and was reminded by my search engine of the Snake Island incident. For those that don't remember, early in the Uke war the Russian Navy demanded the Uke detachment on Snake Island surrender, and the defenders defiantly responded with "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". Zelensky told us the Russians killed them all in response and so he gave the defenders the highest honor in Ukraine, and it became a rallying cry for everyone opposed to Russia.
Except...that's not what happened. The defenders surrendered to the Russians, the family of one of the defenders trademarked the slogan, and the Russians traded them back to Ukraine for some Russian prisoners. So...even the small details of this war are fake. Not to argue surrender wasn't the prudent course here - the island is of little worth and the defenders had no chance. But...that's the story of this whole damn war isn't it? Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2024 12:57 AM (oZhjI) 200
The Senate passed the bill.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 01:00 AM (63Dwl) Posted by: four seasons at December 21, 2024 01:01 AM (3ek7K) 202
Actually, reading this again, AOS style guide says flaming barbed wire wrapped pineapple sideways. A regular garden variety pineapple isn't effective. It needs to be... accessorized.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2024 12:43 AM (VwHCD) I live in Texas. I'll find some thorny plants. And I'll claim the Castle Doctrine. Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 01:04 AM (F2xQR) 203
“ I have grown to hate modern Christmas music, but Santa Claus is comin' up your butt may force me to rethink.
Posted by: Archimedes Kid heard it the night before - Dad was singing while locked in master BR with Mom. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher “ That is sick and perverted and I can’t stop laughing. Posted by: Ripley at December 21, 2024 01:08 AM (PTDkx) 204
I'm guessing a lot of ya'll have gone to read what's in the bill. I can save you lots of time: WE ARE STILL SCREWED!!!! Posted by: four seasons at December 21, 2024 01:09 AM (3ek7K) 205
How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids? What's the reliable plan to make that happen?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 01:10 AM (lhenN) 206
Actually, reading this again, AOS style guide says flaming barbed wire wrapped pineapple sideways. A regular garden variety pineapple isn't effective. It needs to be... accessorized.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I live in Texas. I'll find some thorny plants. And I'll claim the Castle Doctrine. Posted by: Scarymary Cacti are acceptable (see footnote 173.) But they must be 110% the diameter of the average pineapple. Posted by: mikeski at December 21, 2024 01:15 AM (DgGvY) 207
How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids? What's the reliable plan to make that happen?
Posted by: BourbonChicken * waves * Posted by: Ukrainian Mail Order Brides, LLC at December 21, 2024 01:15 AM (DgGvY) 208
205 How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids? What's the reliable plan to make that happen?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 01:10 AM (lhenN) Men in prison are finding women to marry no problemo. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 01:16 AM (D6PGr) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2024 01:18 AM (D6PGr) 210
My (R) Congresscritter was one who voted Nay. He seems like a (relative) genuine good guy. His opponent was a stupid scrunt who went on about how she was a First Grade Teacher who wanted to SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY!!!
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 01:19 AM (F2xQR) 211
The Senate passed the bill.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2024 01:00 AM Next up, numerous mysterious "exercise band" accidents during the holidays among the senators and representatives who failed to deliver the 1300 pages worth of pork that got cut from the original budget proposal. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 21, 2024 01:19 AM (wNu9z) Posted by: not actually Yuki Kajiura at December 21, 2024 01:23 AM (DgGvY) 213
Cacti are acceptable (see footnote 173.) But they must be 110% the diameter of the average pineapple.
Posted by: mikeski at December 21, 2024 01:15 AM (DgGvY) There is a a honey locust tree on my property that claims sovereignty. It is a vicious bastard, (like Ken Paxton, state AG, that Magnificent Bastard.) Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 01:26 AM (F2xQR) 214
Is this bill any better?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2024 01:26 AM (YzqWW) 215
But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I saw Bucketful Of Rats open for a double bill of Buckethead and Modest Mouse at some forgotten hole-in-the-wall in '98. Posted by: mikeski at December 21, 2024 01:31 AM (DgGvY) 216
Is this bill any better?
Posted by: Boss Moss Rather like Groucho Marx not being a member of any club which would have him as a member, any bill which passes both houses of congress should have passed neither. Posted by: mikeski at December 21, 2024 01:32 AM (DgGvY) 217
I liked Harpo the best. He was quiet and the harp was rockin'.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 01:39 AM (F2xQR) 218
How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids? What's the reliable plan to make that happen? Posted by: BourbonChicken ---------------------- Well, the son said he's not having any kids. I bet marriage isn't in his plans either. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 21, 2024 01:43 AM (lCaJd) 219
Is this bill any better?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2024 01:26 AM (YzqWW) I believe this bill totaled 138 pages worth of outrages against the American public, versus the 1500 plus pages of the original. I guess that makes this bill 90 percent less evil. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 21, 2024 01:46 AM (wNu9z) 220
https://tinyurl.com/2f9pxc2r
20 Tweets from Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:56 AM (fwDg9) 221
Looks like legend Rickey Henderson died of a heart attack.
Posted by: 13times at December 21, 2024 01:58 AM (gMyx+) 222
> How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids?
Church? I'm not a big church-goer myself, but that's probably a good place to look for someone worth wifing. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 21, 2024 01:58 AM (W5ArC) 223
> How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids?
Church? I'm not a big church-goer myself, but that's probably a good place to look for someone worth wifing. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia I was going to say something about that presupposing someone worth husbanding, but some women like "projects." Posted by: mikeski at December 21, 2024 02:02 AM (DgGvY) 224
We don't want to coddle our adult kids, but we don't want to alienate them either.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 21, 2024 12:19 AM (OnhE9) Actually, I kicked mine to the curb when he turned 18. Little SOB isn't leeching off me anymore. Sent him to AMYA (military school, essentially), where he got his GED. Then he proceeded to lay about the house, eating my food, making horrendous messes, putting holes in the drywall, smoking dope and heaven knows what else, and NOT getting a job or signing up with the military. He racked up $1500 in driving violations (still hasn't paid them) and got our car insurance canceled. Kid is a dead end. Every time we have reached out to "help" he has made us regret it. I'm done with that. He is currently couch surfing, I don't know who is buying his drugs, I don't know who buys his clothes, I don't much care. Nobody can break your heart like your spawn. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 21, 2024 02:03 AM (xZ/E3) 225
205 How does someone go from living at home at 33 and unemployed to finding a wife and having kids? What's the reliable plan to make that happen?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 01:10 AM (lhenN) Kick his ass to the curb. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 21, 2024 02:05 AM (xZ/E3) 226
Looks like legend Rickey Henderson died of a heart attack.
Posted by: 13times ------------- Baseball player, Ricky? Crossed paths with him a few times back in the day. Posted by: scampydog at December 21, 2024 02:09 AM (41CYW) 227
Usually, I wait for the Christmas Spirit to hit me as it does every year. Though I am very grateful for NOV. 5th and am looking forward to JAN 20th, 2025
The Christmas Spirit hit me two weeks ago with a new Grandson who is Jonathan, and he will be a man amongst men. Merry Christmas Horde. Posted by: Nightwatch at December 21, 2024 02:09 AM (TDvv2) 228
Merry Christmas to you and your grandson, Nightwatch.
Posted by: scampydog at December 21, 2024 02:11 AM (41CYW) 229
Jonathan is a Gift from God, Nightwatch. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 02:14 AM (F2xQR) 230
Baseball player, Ricky? Crossed paths with him a few times back in the day.
Posted by: scampydog at December 21, 2024 02:09 AM (41CYW) Yes. And he's was too young to die. Posted by: 13times at December 21, 2024 02:19 AM (AWt0a) 231
Way late.
Later, gators. Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 02:23 AM (JRP2U) 232
Shortly after Elon Musk tweeted that only AfD can save Germany, suddenly the European press are claiming that the Saudi doctor who mowed down Christmas shoppers is an Anti-Islamist and AfD supporter.
Is this the left's most egregious lie (this week)? Or is Bizarro World just getting more bizarre? Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 21, 2024 02:23 AM (TdCYS) 233
I will now punch "Play" on the classic Vince Guaraldi trio's
A Charlie Brown's Christmas my fav... Posted by: Nightwatch at December 21, 2024 02:24 AM (TDvv2) 234
>I was going to say something about that presupposing someone worth husbanding, but some women like "projects."
Some people have to be loved =before= they become lovable. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2024 02:24 AM (lhenN) Posted by: Nightwatch at December 21, 2024 02:27 AM (TDvv2) 236
Taking a man on as a project to be improved is a pretty bad idea. Loving him anyway and shrugging when he is a goofus is better.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 21, 2024 02:30 AM (F2xQR) 237
Good Lord, awake to late this ONT.
Informed I am that I will be BBQ Master for many people tomorrow. Tri-Tip, Chicken and Hot Links for 20....dang gotta hit the rack. Night Horde!! Posted by: Nightwatch at December 21, 2024 02:36 AM (TDvv2) 238
Yes. And he's was too young to die.
Posted by: 13times ----------- Dang. Yes, way too young. Five tool player. He was a physical specimen. Gym story, Ricky spoke in third person. He started unloading the weights, I told him I wasn't done. He said, "Ricky is ready to lift. Ricky is gonna lift." Posted by: scampydog at December 21, 2024 02:39 AM (41CYW) 239
Shortly after Elon Musk tweeted that only AfD can save Germany, suddenly the European press are claiming that the Saudi doctor who mowed down Christmas shoppers is an Anti-Islamist and AfD supporter.
Is this the left's most egregious lie (this week)? Or is Bizarro World just getting more bizarre? Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 21, 2024 02:23 AM (TdCYS) How dummkopf do they think the average German is?! Posted by: pookysgirl sez NEIN at December 21, 2024 02:40 AM (dtlDP) 240
The Christmas Spirit hit me two weeks ago with a new Grandson who is Jonathan, and he will be a man amongst men.
Merry Christmas Horde. Posted by: Nightwatch at December 21, 2024 02:09 AM (TDvv2) As a mom, I just have to say, sniff that head.... Not like a Biden, like a mom. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 21, 2024 02:44 AM (xZ/E3) 241
The Son who is living in your home, because otherwise he would be homeless....
I'm... conflicted. Posted by: Romeo13 It's hard to know what to do. As a parent you are supposed to care for your children. Just dumping them in the street even at adult ages sounds straightforward. But that doesn't feel right either. I know too many people in my age cohort who have an adult son living at home that failed to launch. Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2024 02:59 AM (QfvaV) 242
As a parent you are supposed to care for your children. Just dumping them in the street even at adult ages sounds straightforward. But that doesn't feel right either.
I know too many people in my age cohort who have an adult son living at home that failed to launch. Posted by: blaster at December 21, 2024 02:59 AM (QfvaV) I do care for my child. That's why my heart is broken. But you can determine to be a victim, or determine not to be. I choose not to be. I gave that child every chance to succeed. I still pay for his cell phone, health insurance, dental, vision. But what I won't do is let him infect my house with his drug use, his disregard, his abuse, and his general uselessness. Every night I pray that he is okay, not dead, not drugged into a stupor, not selling his body to buy drugs. I can pray it, but God will have to see to it. I can't push that rope to any advantage. Either the kid figures it out, or he doesn't. I hate it. But I can't change it. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 21, 2024 03:08 AM (xZ/E3) 243
Blessed St. Monica, who prayed her son St. Augustine into heaven, intercede for us for our wayward sons, who have strayed from family, from safety, from responsibility, from God, and bring them by your benevolent care and your influence with our Divine Assistance to the safety and care of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who knows our deepest love and desire for our sons and their well being. Save them through no good works of our own but by the merits of Your Holy Body and Blood, and bring them to Your Peace, which surpasses all human understanding. With every faith in your intercession, we believe you can save them. Through Christ Our Lord, Amen.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 21, 2024 03:34 AM (xZ/E3) 244
Pixy's up, early.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 03:47 AM (NcvvS) 245
No rest for the weary, work today, double job Monday
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 03:49 AM (fwDg9) 246
The Christmas Spirit hit me two weeks ago with a new Grandson who is Jonathan, and he will be a man amongst men.
Merry Christmas Horde. Posted by: Nightwatch *fistbump* My newest (no. 3) grandson came into this world yesterday morning. Merry Christmas indeed NW. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 21, 2024 04:11 AM (goY6W) 247
So would you rather have him hanging out and messing up your life or walking out the door telling you to eat a bag of dicks and never contacting you or responding to you for going on twelve years?
Posted by: pawn (on his new laptop!!!) at December 21, 2024 05:08 AM (Lo11P) 248
WeirdDave!
Posted by: Candidus at December 21, 2024 08:23 AM (FW1NF) 249
But you wind up with a bucketful of angry rats, which you then have to kill. You can't release rats, because, rats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil .... Antifreeze is your friend in these situations Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2024 09:49 PM (rAsBA) Giant Animals CafeBig Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time Big moose. Major elephant. Big bison. That's no king cobra, it's a Kong cobra:
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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (sMkAM) 2
Nays on the recent house vote. Notice all the No Caucus frauds
Banks Biggs Bishop (NC) Boebert Brecheen Burchett Burlison Cloud Clyde Crane Curtis DesJarlais Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (DQ6xw) 3
ND
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (sMkAM) 4
Fulcher
Gonzales, Tony Good (VA) Gooden (TX) Grothman Harris Harshbarger Hunt Lesko Lopez Mace Massie Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (DQ6xw) Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (DQ6xw) 6
Weekend!
Posted by: Heirloominati at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (CtJ/Z) 7
DAMITOL
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (sMkAM) 8
Thanks, Ace!
Especially for all the Gainz. Posted by: Heirloominati at December 20, 2024 07:30 PM (CtJ/Z) 9
Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time
One of? He looks like three of! You could go rhino hunting with that thing. What a beast!. Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (sZIeh) 10
Scurry! Scurry! Scurry!
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (QSrLX) 11
Holy crap. Big Jake must go 22 hands.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (xaNfJ) 12
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (u73oe) 13
Howdy
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (+YRf1) 14
Damn, that was a hanging curve.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (+o9ie) 16
Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo) 17
The picture of that king of cobras justifies all snakes in pulp fantasy & D&D
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo) 18
Does she know that she is standing in horse piss?
Posted by: Stephen Maturin at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XeU6L) 19
Good evening everyone
Snowing and ground is covered Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (YOgOt) 21
It is an elk, not a moose.
Posted by: tubal at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (PCK5/) 22
Are there small Meese?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (aD39U) 23
Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo) ——————- Nope. Moose out front should’ve told ya. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (u73oe) 24
A bear would only need that one big bunny to wipe, that's it.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (Y6IkP) 25
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ...... That's what she told me at the picnic. Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (v0R5T) 26
Apropos of nothing, Florida stomps Tulane, and Mrs928 is frying something with garlic and onions and my stomach is growling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 07:36 PM (aD39U) 27
I just learned the fancy word for "stoning to death" is "lapidated"! [Also used for "throwing insults at" as a secondary definition.]
Huh. Now I'm not certain what di-lapidated means anymore. Posted by: Chuck Martel dilapidate (v.) 1560s, "to bring (a building) to ruin, bring into a ruinous condition by misuse or neglect," from Latin dilapidatus, past participle of dilapidare "to squander, waste," originally "to throw stones, scatter like stones," from dis- "asunder" (see dis-) + lapidare "throw stones at," from lapis (genitive lapidis) "stone" (see lapideous). Perhaps the English word is a back-formation from dilapidation. Intransitive sense of "fall into total or partial ruin" is from 1712. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:36 PM (hovnC) 28
The new college football playoffs start tonight. Indiana VS Notre Dame.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:37 PM (u73oe) 29
I trained my first cat not to do the wake up stuff, just can sit on my hip or shoulder. She trained all new cats, and so on to the 4th? 5th? generation
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:37 PM (n7h9X) Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (i0F8b) 31
Heh. Thought Wood Bison extinct.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (XeU6L) 32
The new college football playoffs start tonight. Indiana VS Notre Dame.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:37 PM (u73oe) ooh clash of the titans there Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (n7h9X) 33
20 No on the ginormous danger noodle.
Just. No. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (YOgOt) For sure. Eek. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (OX9vb) 34
That horse pic is a bit misleading. The chick is really only three feet tall.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:39 PM (u73oe) 35
The guy holding the giant rabbit: where is his right hand?
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 20, 2024 07:39 PM (1VvJB) 36
That horse pic is a bit misleading. The chick is really only three feet tall.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:39 PM (u73oe) it's like LOTR and the hobbits. The rider is on a forced perspective platform far behind the actual horse. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:40 PM (n7h9X) 37
Banks, Biggs, Bishop (NC), Boebert, Brecheen, Burchett, Burlison, Cloud, Clyde, Crane, Curtis, DesJarlais, Fulcher, Gonzales, Tony, Good (VA), Gooden (TX), Grothman, Harris, Harshbarger, Hunt, Lesko, Lopez, Mace, Massie, McCormick, Mills, Mooney, Ogles, Perry, Rosendale, Roy, Self, Tiffany, Van Duyne... Posted by: Marcus T U.S. House from Alabama are: Jerry Carl (District 1), Barry Moore (District 2), Mike Rogers (District 3), Robert Aderholt (District 4), Dale Strong (District 5), Gary Palmer (District 6), and Terri Sewell (District 7). All representatives are serving terms that end between January 2025 and January 2029. Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 07:41 PM (MsrgL) 38
I’ve been banned on my iPhone. Oh well.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:41 PM (D6PGr) 39
Gotta keep your eye out for these rapacious Scandis.
Impressive. Unfortunately, it looks like they were immediately bailing water. I hope it eventually sealed up. Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2024 07:41 PM (GCKiK) 40
Big Jakes weight was about 2,600 pounds.
Posted by: comradearthur at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (lJ0uc) 41
In fact, Animal Planet had a reality show featuring her and the horse. Little People, Big Horse it was called. Tragic accident in the first episode cut the season short.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (u73oe) 42
The horse lady has been doing her curls.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (D6PGr) 43
Now I want a giant Viking ship to terrorize lake fishers.
"Excuse me. Fishing, huh? Nice. So, where's the wife? That her over there on the shore? Have fun." Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (dIske) 44
Every raccoon should have a power tool. Doesn't hafta be a circular saw. They can adapt and improvise.
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 20, 2024 07:45 PM (1VvJB) Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 07:45 PM (LkLld) 46
I have a question about the lady and the giant snake:
WHY THE F**K IS SHE HOLDING THAT THING FOR THE LOVE OF.... Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 07:46 PM (bcr4y) 47
Oh it's a horse alright
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9) 48
Oh, and Biden is apparently considering commuting the sentences of all 40 death row prisoners. Dick.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:46 PM (u73oe) 49
"Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes."
My diverticulitis is apolitical, abstained. Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (1VvJB) 50
Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo) Yes, they are called Musettes. They are used in the manufacture of small canvass shoulder bags. Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie) 51
No bats?
I was in Ivory Coast and saw these big flamingoes flying over the lagoon. One swooped by the hotel window and it wasn't a flamingo it was a BAT! Like 6 foot wingspan, body the size of a cat. Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (QfvaV) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC) 53
"Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time."
Whoa. Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great Big Jake was a gelding. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 07:48 PM (/lPRQ) 54
Horsosaurus.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 07:49 PM (iziT8) 55
Judging from some of the stories that come out India, and photos like that lunatic holding a prehistoric Cobra like it's no big deal, I often wonder if we should start calling India the "New Florida".
New Florida man accidentally gored by elephant while adjusting tv antennae from it's back. New Florida man caught peeing on the windshield of New Delhi bus to remove bug splatter. New Florida woman receives severe burns after passing gas during surgery and setting the laser on fire. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 07:51 PM (dIske) 56
"Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time."
Whoa. Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great ----- Big Jake was a gelding. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher I thought you were dead? - John Fain Not Hardly. - Jacob McCandles Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 07:52 PM (MsrgL) 57
Maybe you wouldn't handle that cobra, but would you grab my asp?
Posted by: Cleopatra at December 20, 2024 07:52 PM (G5+As) 58
When you've seen all the cafe videos and caught up on comments but the ONT isn't up yet, here's some time-wasters:
⛑ Barnhardt Meme Barrage, 20 December ARSH 2024 https://bit.ly/3VPy7h4 𝕏 Tonight’s #Top20Posts: Stunning Purple-Haired Rep Is The New, Fresh Face of the Democrat Party https://bit.ly/3VTMv7N Fridays with Frank #134 (8:25) https://youtu.be/Ftcuk_uoQ14 Mark Dice on changing times (16:26) https://youtu.be/RBj5FgY6Wmg History Guy on cross-words (17:22) https://youtu.be/RBj5FgY6Wmg Zeducation Extras (13:20) https://youtu.be/ciWZoLmPnpk Ozzy Man Reviews: Best of Destination F'd 2024 (8:12) https://youtu.be/nYADp1cDPXU Posted by: mindful webworker - don't blink at December 20, 2024 07:53 PM (v+OaN) 59
I'm not all that big.
Posted by: Moosie Drier at December 20, 2024 07:54 PM (G5+As) 60
That bird was just tired of dogs barking Jingle Bells.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 07:54 PM (63Dwl) 61
Owl stealth - always has to be 'that' guy . Comment on thread about how he doubts they fly in 'absolute silence'
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2024 07:55 PM (/6GbT) 62
That's an elk, not a moose. Elk are nominally attractive, moose are dorks. You folks in NYC are cute sometimes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 07:56 PM (K861k) 63
Friends are on a Viking cruise of the Christmas Markets on the Danube. Thankfully, not near the terrorist attack today in Germany, and they're coming home tomorrow.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2024 07:57 PM (3ImbR) 64
That first big moose is an elk if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 20, 2024 07:58 PM (4780s) 65
Antlers in the Tree Tops
By Who Goosed da Moose Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA) 66
Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. Silent, saw shadow, and soft feathers hitting my face. He was just being an asshole. Yes, I yelled.
Posted by: Owl Be Seeing You at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (G5+As) 67
50 Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo) Yes, they are called Musettes. They are used in the manufacture of small canvass shoulder bags. Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie) Meese. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA) 68
No weekend, working tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (fwDg9) 69
I hear that the main issue with cobras in India is that they paid a bounty so the Indians (dot not feather) bred cobras to sell.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA) 70
Elon Musk @elonmusk 4h
So is this a Republican bill or a Democrat bill? 🤔 Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 4h Replying to @WallStreetMav This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill. Thatch @THATCH_ARISES 2h Replying to @elonmusk You are figuring out that the GOPe is Dem-lite and they have always been a problem given they are essentially enemy agents working behind our lines. They fight tooth and nail to keep the base from getting ANYTHING while making sure the donor class gets everything it wants. We despise them more than even the Democrats and they have to be purged from holding any sort of power before the country can move forward. alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (hovnC) 71
it's like LOTR and the hobbits. The rider is on a forced perspective platform far behind the actual horse.
Posted by: Oldcat Sorta related How They Made Hagrid Big https://youtu.be/pn4XUOHLFUE Posted by: mindful webworker - movie wizardry at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (v+OaN) 72
Ok.. in Europe "elk" is our moose.
Our elk is called wapiti. Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3) 73
Ace is just being Continental again
Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3) 74
Remember that giant zebra they had on Mr Ed show?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (gbOdA) 75
62 That's an elk, not a moose. Elk are nominally attractive, moose are dorks. You folks in NYC are cute sometimes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 07:56 PM (K861k) ______________________ Link a little lower has an actual moose. Top one however is most definitely an elk....with neck problems due to that massive rack (phrasing). Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (dIske) 76
How do we know those are big animals and not just small people?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 20, 2024 08:02 PM (7gFa4) 77
Ironic TV show description of the week...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec -- Despite a short life, marked by illness, ... Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC) 78
Yes, in Norway moose are elg. Makes some kind of sense to them.
Posted by: Norseman at December 20, 2024 08:04 PM (G5+As) 79
Wrong moose corrected.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 20, 2024 08:05 PM (4780s) 80
Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. Silent, saw shadow, and soft feathers hitting my face. He was just being an asshole. Yes, I yelled.
Posted by: Owl Be Seeing You Many years ago, I had what I'm pretty sure was a bat zip past the top of my head, soft swoosh, barely felt my hairs brushed. Figure he was going after a skeeter, so it was all right. Posted by: mindful webworker - did not become a vampire at December 20, 2024 08:06 PM (v+OaN) 81
72 Ok.. in Europe "elk" is our moose.
Our elk is called wapiti. Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3) You do know your shit's all retarded, yes? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 08:07 PM (K861k) Posted by: Ciampino - another clean cloth jo for HRC at December 20, 2024 08:07 PM (i0xsb) 83
Yes, in Norway moose are elg. Makes some kind of sense to them.
Posted by: Norseman What do they call llamas? Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 20, 2024 08:07 PM (b294k) 84
Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes
____ Best deal would have been the slimmed down bill from yesterday that had the debt limit extension. But nooooooh. Don't listen to Trump who told the R's that was the best deal, the guy who wrote the book called Art of the Deal. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 08:09 PM (fs1hN) 85
If I win the Megamillions, I want to be a cattle rancher and raise Nellores. They are great in the heat of Virginia but, is it too cold?
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:11 PM (GxmKP) 86
84 Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes
____ Best deal would have been the slimmed down bill from yesterday that had the debt limit extension. But nooooooh. Don't listen to Trump who told the R's that was the best deal, the guy who wrote the book called Art of the Deal. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 08:09 PM (fs1hN) I'm just concerned that a moron has seven assholes. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 08:11 PM (K861k) 87
Otters with crabs have taken over the Elkhorn Slough National Estuarine Research Reserve in San Francisco. It is advised to refrain from contact with these animals. The crabs will bite, and the otters are prone to sneak attacks on unfortunate unwary victims that fail to keep up their rear guard.
Posted by: Otter Facts at December 20, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F) 88
Llama is Lama in Norway.
Posted by: Norseman at December 20, 2024 08:13 PM (G5+As) 89
I have a feeling that Indiana is going to be exposed tonight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 08:13 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Lover Boy at December 20, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F) 91
Hey Skip how's your thumb?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 20, 2024 08:16 PM (Wx316) 92
89 I have a feeling that Indiana is going to be exposed tonight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ______ *looks around nervously* Posted by: Mike Pence at December 20, 2024 08:16 PM (fs1hN) 93
89 I have a feeling that Indiana is going to be exposed tonight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell That's OK with me. I can't go back there. Posted by: R. Dean Taylor at December 20, 2024 08:17 PM (G5+As) 94
80 Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. Silent, saw shadow, and soft feathers hitting my face. He was just being an asshole. Yes, I yelled.
Posted by: Owl Be Seeing You It was fall in my part of Canada several years ago. I was running out in the country. On both sides of me, fields filled with birds. I'd run, hundreds if birds on both sides, rose up and landed a bit further in the field. I'd get closer, they did it again. And again. Beautiful. And kind of creepy. Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 08:18 PM (jvJvP) 95
That moose is looking to graze. You can tell because his head is down. The front legs on moose are too long so they sort of get down on the first joint (knuckle) to eat grass.
That's when you blow the air horn. More fun than cow tipping. COME GET ME PETA!!!! Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 08:18 PM (dIske) 96
Ok.. in Europe "elk" is our moose.
Our elk is called wapiti. Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3) You do know your shit's all retarded, yes? Posted by: tcn in AK Not my shit. Yerp's. Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (cPGH3) 97
That's not a moose in the clip entitled "Big Moose."
Posted by: Ralph at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (TysyT) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (VNX3d) 99
The Oregon ND winner will be the champ. Biggest issue this year is the lack of quality QB's.
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (MeckE) 100
I hate Notre Dame.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 08:23 PM (NOlOe) 101
ace please visit garrett or I in MT, we can show you the difference between a moose and an elk. You can see them in real time.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:24 PM (2NHgQ) 102
Hating Notre Dame is natural, like hating NYC. Sensible people do.
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:25 PM (MeckE) 103
I read recently that Notre Dame has an extensive program for the care and preservation of sea otters. Who knew?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 08:25 PM (u73oe) 104
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Somebody that looks dilapidated looks scruffy. Posted by: Ciampino - looks like a Lefty bum at December 20, 2024 08:25 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 08:26 PM (iziT8) 106
Here is your periodic reminder that, technically, North American "elk" are wapiti, not elk.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t) 107
87 Otters with crabs have taken over the Elkhorn Slough National Estuarine Research Reserve in San Francisco. It is advised to refrain from contact with these animals. The crabs will bite, and the otters are prone to sneak attacks on unfortunate unwary victims that fail to keep up their rear guard.
Posted by: Otter Facts at December 20, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F) If they weren't so promiscuous this wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. Posted by: Otter Transmitted Disease at December 20, 2024 08:27 PM (UKe2c) 108
Elon Musk @elonmusk 8h
It is obviously meaningless to call our country a democracy if the elected leaders are unable to read legislation before voting!! alexandriabrown @alexthechick Mr. Musk: I humbly request that you consider putting time and energy into supporting the passage of the Read The Bill (yes, that's the sanitized name) Constitutional amendment. The Read The Bill amendment is as follows: "No bill may be voted on by the House or the Senate before a human being, reading at a natural pace, reads the text of the bill on the floor of the House or Senate respectively. Only one bill may be read at a time on the floor of the House or Senate. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC) 109
alexandriabrown @alexthechick
Each proposed amendment to a bill must also be read by a human being, reading at a natural pace, on the floor of the House or Senate respectively before voting on the amendment. Only one amendment may be read at a time and the reading of the amendment may not take place simultaneously with reading of the bill. After amendment or after reconciliation of a bill in conference, the full text of the amended or reconcilled bill must be read by a a human being, reading at a natural pace, on the floor of the House or Senate respectively before the amended/reconcilled bill may be voted upon." If nothing else, this will insure that at least one human being on the planet read the bill in its entirety before it is voted upon. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC) 110
In re: Kong cobra - Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!!!
Posted by: PabloD at December 20, 2024 08:30 PM (iPHJZ) 111
Ace. You changed the wrong 'Moose' link to 'Elk'. It's the very first one.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (3wi/L) 112
Which tastes better, elk or moose?
Posted by: Tried Neither So Far at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (G5+As) 113
Which tastes better, elk or moose?
Posted by: Tried Neither So Far at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (G5+As) If prepared properly, both are delicious. Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 08:32 PM (W/lyH) 114
Hating Notre Dame is natural, like hating NYC. Sensible people do. Posted by: Accomack What about Knute and The Gipper? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 08:35 PM (63Dwl) 115
112 Which tastes better, elk or moose?
Posted by: Tried Neither So Far at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (G5+As) Who am I? Nanook of the North? Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:35 PM (mzM2O) 116
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Hating Notre Dame is natural, like hating NYC. Sensible people do. Posted by: Accomack What about Knute and The Gipper? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 08:35 PM (63Dwl They started it. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:36 PM (mzM2O) 117
Elk
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 08:36 PM (Ihn6X) Posted by: JROD at December 20, 2024 08:37 PM (IlL6s) 119
Moose limb > Elk abar!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 08:38 PM (RqJVU) 121
Sorta related
How They Made Hagrid Big My favorite part of Thor:Ragnarok (not even checking to see if I spelled that correctly) was Peter Dinkledge (or that) as a giant. Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:38 PM (/y8xj) 122
I have to do a sleep study tonight.
They make you wear a Super Bowl ring looking dealio but at least you can sleep in your own bed. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:39 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 20, 2024 08:40 PM (DTX3h) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:40 PM (3wi/L) 125
Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 5h
After nearly 40 years in business, Party City is abruptly closing ALL stores today and staff will not receive any severance. Also relevant to know: Party City made a huge DEI and LGBTQ push in recent years. Their business crumbled as they forced this agenda. Go woke, go broke. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (hovnC) 126
Ace. You changed the wrong 'Moose' link to 'Elk'. It's the very first one.
Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes? Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (/y8xj) 127
122 I have to do a sleep study tonight.
They make you wear a Super Bowl ring looking dealio but at least you can sleep in your own bed. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:39 PM (mzM2O) At least you don't need to buy any textbooks for those. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (VNX3d) 128
126 Ace. You changed the wrong 'Moose' link to 'Elk'. It's the very first one.
Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes? Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (/ I don't wonder. I'm sure of it. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:44 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2024 08:44 PM (LcXXS) 130
2 I have to do a sleep study tonight.
They make you wear a Super Bowl ring looking dealio but at least you can sleep in your own bed. Posted by: AlaBAMA That's much better than things were 10-20 years ago. Make you try to sleep in a clinic or hospital all wired-up. Posted by: Niko Lepsi at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (G5+As) 131
ND fan here. Born and bred in South Bend. Graduated from IU during the Corso years, love Corso as an announcer, horrible coach. Cheering for the Domers no matter what members of the Horde think.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (2NHgQ) 132
At least you don't need to buy any textbooks for those.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (VNX3d) I'll still get a C. I always get Cs. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (mzM2O) 133
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'Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes?' That's possible. I also wonder if he comments under one of the regular nicks. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3wi/L) 134
I am no Marxist, nor do I believe that the answer is more government, but I can relate to the idea of top executive hatred.They have spent the last 50 years demonstrating that the ONLY thing they care about is getting richer, and precious few of them have made anything better for anyone but their little circles of top executives. Everything and everyone is expendable if it furthers that even a little bit and nothing else matters to them. Remember when Nissan, Honda and Toyota were the Japanese Big 3? The guy who ran Nissan into the ground to the point where Nissan is going to be absorbed by Honda just left, keeping his well deserved (sarc) salary of 220 million a year. And he's more typical than not.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3/XaG) Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 08:46 PM (i0F8b) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2024 08:47 PM (LcXXS) 137
That's possible. I also wonder if he comments under one of the regular nicks. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3wi/L I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:47 PM (mzM2O) 138
Indiana's D is lost.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:48 PM (mzM2O) 139
Slightly depressed tonight, as Santa came around on the fire truck last night. Now I won't see him again for another year.
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at December 20, 2024 08:48 PM (G5+As) 140
ND 14 IU 0.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:49 PM (2NHgQ) 141
I want Indiana crushed for having the temerity to beat Michigan. I will sleep easy knowing that Ryan Day will find a way to lose to Tennessee
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:49 PM (GxmKP) 142
When your schedule is as soft as a Biden diaper. The idea that IU is one of the best 12 makes a mockery. If it's all about W&L, why schedule anyone tough?
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (/6GbT) Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (mzM2O) 145
I presume the 40% raise in the Big Bag o' Sh*t CR wasn't in the one that passed? IIUC, that wouldn't have taken effect until 2027 or did they include some BS to make the 27th Amendment not apply?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:51 PM (/y8xj) 146
Slightly depressed tonight, as Santa came around on the fire truck last night. Now I won't see him again for another year.
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at December 20, 2024 08:48 PM (G5+As) Maybe this will cheer you up a bit youtu.be/DimXZEK4EFA Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie) 147
ND fan here. Born and bred in South Bend. Graduated from IU during the Corso years, love Corso as an announcer, horrible coach. Cheering for the Domers no matter what members of the Horde think.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (2NHgQ) --- I'm a Spartan homie so normally my favorite teams are Michigan State and whoever is playing Michigan and Notre Dame. However, Cignetti is such a world-class prick that I want the Domers to grind him into the turf. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 20, 2024 08:51 PM (ZOv7s) 148
Ohio St. mopped the floor with Indiana.
It isn't a lack of skill the lesser programs have. It is a lack of size and speed. Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (GxmKP) 149
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'I can relate to the idea of top executive hatred.' Yeah, but I hate leftists 100X as much. Executives don't mandate lockdowns or incite racial hatred or send their political opponents to jail. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L) 150
I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Which is, of course, exactly what you'd say if you were. Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj) 151
When your schedule is as soft as a Biden diaper. The idea that IU is one of the best 12 makes a mockery. If it's all about W&L, why schedule anyone tough?
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (/6GbT) --- MSU would have been 8-4 with that schedule. Total joke. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (ZOv7s) 152
Just to clarify.
Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe) 153
Yeah, but I hate leftists 100X as much. Executives don't mandate lockdowns or incite racial hatred or send their political opponents to jail.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L) what about leftist executives? is that additive function or multiplicative, or power function? Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie) 154
I am not Ace, nor am I Spartacus.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (i0F8b) 155
150 I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Which is, of course, exactly what you'd say if you were. Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj That is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:54 PM (mzM2O) 156
hat is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA I say, it is a bit of a sticky wicket, is it not? Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (/y8xj) 157
I am not Ace, nor am I Spartacus.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (i0F8b) --- Crucify him anyway, just to be safe. Posted by: The Romans at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (ZOv7s) 158
If any one of the horde has met you, you can't be Ace.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (HxyBZ) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2024 08:56 PM (LcXXS) Posted by: Rex B at December 20, 2024 08:57 PM (PT7Bh) 161
158 If any one of the horde has met you, you can't be Ace.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (HxyBZ How can you know? Maybe he's Kaiser Sose. He's so deep undercover he doesn't even know who he is anymore. He's a dude, playing a dude who's playing another dude. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:57 PM (mzM2O) 162
Indiana doesn't have the goods.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:57 PM (mzM2O) 163
Cobra Kong vs Kobra Kai
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 08:58 PM (TUUcv) 164
156 hat is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA I say, it is a bit of a sticky wicket, is it not? Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (/y8xj) ---- Bit of a googly there Old Chap, try a full toss next time. Posted by: Ciampino - a Silly Mid-on at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (i0xsb) 165
Day will loose and the Jets will hire him.
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (MeckE) Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ) 167
In the Senate at least the "reading" of bills is the normal procedure - as in most legislatures - and as in most, it is typically suspended, in the Senate by unanimous consent (if nobody present objects, motion to suspend succeeds). Amendments (back when the Senate had those, on the floor) were often read in their entirety, most were fairly brief.
One very late night, Barry Goldwater in the chair (very unusual, this was his last year and he was not young), a classic moment. Forget details, things were stuck, nuthin' happenin', 2AM, Barry was pi**ed off, he leans towards the mike, grimaces, and says "Third reading. That oughta wake them up!". Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:00 PM (1m82a) 168
Many neurologists went into sleep study/CPAP end of the specialty because it is a steady income stream. There has been a small dearth of neurology students. Neurosurgeons have lots of work, but general neurology is kinda sad. Have there been great strides in treating MS, MD, Alzheimer's, other similar disorders? Not really. A list of meds that might alleviate some symptoms and slow disease progress a bit, but its not great.
Retail Pharmacy is another field that is a shadow of it's former self. Pharmacy schools are nearly 70-30 women now. Veterinarian Schools 80-20 women. Posted by: Center Cannot Hold at December 20, 2024 09:00 PM (G5+As) 169
148 Ohio St. mopped the floor with Indiana.
It isn't a lack of skill the lesser programs have. It is a lack of size and speed. Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (GxmKP) This. The difference in size of the linemen is notable. Posted by: Akshulee Enpecey at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (OA79/) 170
I'm not too excited about the Playoffs. Penn State will figure out how to lose against SMU. I like Franklin but he just can't win the games that matter.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (+YRf1) 171
I am Fartacus!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ) --- Shut up, Jonah. We know you crapped on the couch, and also that the "fair Jessica" lookslike Mr. Ed. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (ZOv7s) 172
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'what about leftist executives? is that additive function or multiplicative, or power function?' Logarithmic. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (3wi/L) 173
My own personal spin on the CR shenanigans, copied from prior thread with slight edits ‐
The smaller bill (yay!) but without the 2 year debt limit extension (which was what Trump wanted, either yay! or boo! depending on whether you think Trump is a strategic thinker and knows what he is doing rather than, say, Chip Roy) was passed with nearly all Democrats voting for it. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN) 174
What if we're all Ace, talking to himself?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (/y8xj) 175
The lovely Mrs. is on her way back up to Columbus to unf*ck another family situation. Some things never change, Anyway, she stopped at the Buc-ees in KY to gas up and the place was packed with UT fans heading north for the game.
Those poor bastards have no idea how cold the Shoe is going to be tomorrow evening. I feel sorry for them. Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (WXNFJ) 176
134 I am no Marxist, nor do I believe that the answer is more government, but I can relate to the idea of top executive hatred.They have spent the last 50 years demonstrating that the ONLY thing they care about is getting richer, and precious few of them have made anything better for anyone but their little circles of top executives. Everything and everyone is expendable if it furthers that even a little bit and nothing else matters to them. Remember when Nissan, Honda and Toyota were the Japanese Big 3? The guy who ran Nissan into the ground to the point where Nissan is going to be absorbed by Honda just left, keeping his well deserved (sarc) salary of 220 million a year. And he's more typical than not.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3/XaG) Well, yeah. They are becoming the new French aristocracy ca. the late 18th century. Every bit as privileged, every bit as aloof, every bit as clueless. And we know how that turned out. Posted by: What was old is new again at December 20, 2024 09:03 PM (UKe2c) 177
Here is your periodic reminder that, technically, North American "elk" are wapiti, not elk.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher The moose out front should have told us. Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 09:03 PM (WXNFJ) 178
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Retail Pharmacy is another field that is a shadow of it's former self. Pharmacy schools are nearly 70-30 women now. Veterinarian Schools 80-20 women. Posted by: Center Cannot Hold at December 20, 2024 09:00 PM (G5+As) ---- What about Pharmaceutical Chemistry? Posted by: Ciampino - more than Synthetic Chemistry at December 20, 2024 09:03 PM (i0xsb) 179
Nah, the Horde is Kosh
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:04 PM (TUUcv) 180
174 What if we're all Ace, talking to himself?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (/y8xj Maybe this is Christopher Nolan film. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:04 PM (mzM2O) 181
The 'fans' at ND stadium are CGI. The actual ticket holders are in 50 mile backups on US31 and the Indiana Toll Road, victims of dumbass Indiana drivers going 45MPH in the passing lane. The stands may be filled by mid 3rd quarter.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:05 PM (8AONa) 182
I don't fully know about the optimism here but some points...
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h President Trump just got a huge win in Congress After he blocked the Swamp Cramnibus, he got a clean one with no Democrat pork or pay raises Most importantly, he secured massive disaster aid for farmers and states affected by the hurricanes He cut the bill from 1500 pages to less than 150 and he eliminated J6 Committee immunity and blocked funding for the State Department censorship regime Big win Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 09:05 PM (hovnC) 183
Carried forward 2x: "Republicans would regularly ping me and say 'Why don't you ask more questions about Joe Biden and how he's doing? He's 76, 77, 78-year-old man,'" Cillizza said. He continued, "And I would sort of brush them off because what I would say is 'Well, there's no obvious evidence that he's declining. He moves a little slower. He talks a little slower but there's no evidence that he's declining.' And then, Cillizza broke into song: "And that's Uncle Joe He's a movin' kinda slow 'Round the junction chuffa-chuffa, chuffa-chuffa! chuffa-chuffa, chuffa-chuffa! Petticoat Junction! Woot! Woot! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (i4sOa) Posted by: Moose out Front at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (cPGH3) 185
Unless unfucking a family situation involves children and/or elderly people it is none of my business. Tonypete, I hope everything works out for you all. Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (3ek7K) 186
I'm not too excited about the Playoffs. Penn State will figure out how to lose against SMU. I like Franklin but he just can't win the games that matter.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (+YRf1) One team and two teams were too corrupt. 4 teams led to some discussion of who gets in. more than that nobody cares who gets in. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X) 187
He cut the bill from 1500 pages to less than 150 and he eliminated J6 Committee immunity and blocked funding for the State Department censorship regime
This was my hill to die on. I hate bullies and that is exactly what the J6 committee was. Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (W/lyH) 188
Ah, the Ohio State hate here is only surpassed by the Boomer hate. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (mH6SG) 189
Yeah, but I hate leftists 100X as much. Executives don't mandate lockdowns or incite racial hatred or send their political opponents to jail.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L) Let's not pretend that the oligarchs and the government aren't reciprocally balls deep in each other's asses, like a sodomite ouroboros. Posted by: They hold a lot of sway over your life at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (UKe2c) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (i4sOa) 191
The 'fans' at ND stadium are CGI. The actual ticket holders are in 50 mile backups on US31 and the Indiana Toll Road, victims of dumbass Indiana drivers going 45MPH in the passing lane. The stands may be filled by mid 3rd quarter.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:05 PM (8AONa) All the ND fans are also Indiana drivers Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (n7h9X) 192
^ He is Spartacus! ^
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 09:08 PM (iziT8) 193
155 150 I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Which is, of course, exactly what you'd say if you were. Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj That is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:54 PM (mzM2O) ____________________________ Start building shelves, gentlemen. The most unprofessional, injury laden effort pretty much settles matters. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:08 PM (dIske) 194
I hate Ryan Day. Not Ohio State.
Big difference. I am torn between hoping they win it all and hoping for an early loss to seal Day's departure. Day is a big loser and can't coach for shit. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:08 PM (mzM2O) 195
I am hoping R. bought me a Buc-ee's Tee Shirt for Christmas.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (WXNFJ) 196
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' dumbass Indiana drivers going 45MPH' That's the second time I've seen you whining about that. I don't drive remotely that slow but if I knew you were behind me I'd make an exception. And I'd think "Now that toad has something to bitch about." Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (3wi/L) 197
I understand that Sodomite Ouroboros wrote one hell of a cookbook about Dutch oven recipes. Oh, wait, that was Solomon Ouroboros. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (i4sOa) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (hY4dx) 199
What about Pharmaceutical Chemistry?
Posted by: Ciampino There are slots for research, but not enough to employ all the DPharm graduates every year. And lots of furriners get those jobs, too. Posted by: Center Cannot Hold at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (G5+As) 200
198 Hmm. Big horse.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (hY4dx) Nice slippers. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:10 PM (mzM2O) 201
I learned that lesson watching Nebraska and Michigan lose to faster front sevens. I can still see the Fumblerooskie.
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:10 PM (w9ItN) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 09:10 PM (VNX3d) 203
That's the second time I've seen you whining about that. I don't drive remotely that slow but if I knew you were behind me I'd make an exception. And I'd think "Now that toad has something to bitch about." Posted by: Dr. Claw Is this a flamewars thread? Because it sure reads like one. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (i4sOa) 204
I can't be Ace. I know how to work a drill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (LcXXS) 206
All the ND fans are also Indiana drivers
Posted by: Oldcat ===== 'Indiana' as a general reference, not IU reference. To differentiate ND fans, i guess i could have added "driving 45 in the passing lane, while being insufferable assholes." Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (8AONa) 207
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Larry Bird was overrated! Fuckyou, Inidiana! Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (LcXXS) Larry is the State Bird of Indiana. Careful now. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (mzM2O) 208
Hey Cicero you going to be in the marina at all on Christmas Day? I probably will (relative will take a sailboat out for a bit, as has become a tradition).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (1m82a) 209
Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal
THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM? CONGRESS TRIES (AGAIN) TO AVOID A SHUTDOWN Speaker Mike Johnson is rolling out his third plan to keep the government’s lights on, featuring: • A funding extension until March (a.k.a. kicking the can down the road). • $110 billion for disaster relief and farmers. Gone is Trump’s demand to raise the debt ceiling. Now, Republicans are bickering, Democrats are side-eyeing, and a shutdown looms at midnight. Will this be the plan that saves the day? Source: Washington Post ==== Musk thinks "this is great", BTW. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Ciampino - Meme going around at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (i0xsb) 211
I am proud and want to thank President Biden for his leadership and wisdom to pass this budget. Trump tried to make President Biden, and the Democrats look bad, but he out maneuvered them again.
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (FDlb9) 212
Start building shelves, gentlemen. The most unprofessional, injury laden effort pretty much settles matters. Posted by: Orson And there you have the horde's version of the Turing Test, morons and moronettes! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (i4sOa) 213
204 I can't be Ace. I know how to work a drill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (mzM2O) _____________________________ I'm out...I don't make lasagna with cabbage leaves and Steakum. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (dIske) 214
95% of the Federal Govt has gone on a two-week Christmas break Enough with this "shutdown" bullshit. The govt is already Closed for business. Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:14 PM (LcXXS) Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2024 09:15 PM (mH6SG) 216
208 Hey Cicero you going to be in the marina at all on Christmas Day?
---------- Alas and alack, but no. Family obligations call inland. You going sailing? Fishing? No wait, drinking? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:15 PM (hY4dx) 217
I can't be Ace. I know how to work a drill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (mzM2O) _____________________________ I'm out...I don't make lasagna with cabbage leaves and Steakum. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (dIske) ————— I’m out. I’ve never accidentally banned myself. Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace at December 20, 2024 09:16 PM (u73oe) 218
We should shut down the government for half a year and see if anything changes.
If things stay the same, we go another 6 months. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:16 PM (mzM2O) 219
Evening.
Remember that one Bugs Bunny short based on the opera? The one with Elmer Fudd. Remember when towards the end Bugs comes out as Brunhilde riding a big fat ass horse? That's what the horse in the video above reminds me of. Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2024 09:17 PM (tPMqd) 220
Do ND fans paint the roof of their cars gold?
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:17 PM (w9ItN) 221
What if we're all Ace, talking to himself?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (/y8xj) If he is, then one of us just cut a big one and Mrs.D isn't hapoy. Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 09:17 PM (W/lyH) 222
So sick of this "shutdown" bullshit theater. These fuckheads could pass a law that Social Security & Veterans & military payroll will be Exempt from all "shutdowns" over CR disputes and SHALL be funded Separately from the CR bullshit theater. Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (LcXXS) 223
I don't think figgies will get it done for the Hoosier Daddys.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (iziT8) 224
Hey Cicero you going to be in the marina at all on Christmas Day? I probably will (relative will take a sailboat out for a bit, as has become a tradition). Posted by: rhomboid It did not go unnoticed that you said "a" sailboat and not "your" sailboat. The "Elf on the Shelf" of sailboats' rearranging is here tonight, folks! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (i4sOa) 225
Two words: Zombie Apocalypse.
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews BREAKING - A Pennsylvania woman, tied to a Democrat-founded Project, has been charged with registering dead voters to vote in the swing states election. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl) 226
Haven't heard from our resident New Zealand Moron for a while, unless I missed it.
Posted by: Ciampino - just a question at December 20, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb) 227
That's what the horse in the video above reminds me of. Posted by: Robert Are we still dissing Indianians? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (i4sOa) 228
Albania has more than enough talent to be in the playoff, but, then they got high.
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (w9ItN) Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld) 230
Why do ND fans wear green if their colors are blue and gold?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (mzM2O) 231
Speaker Johnson has on one hand a shit sandwich and in the other hand a bottle of Biden Piss. Not an easy balance, so I do not fault him for today's deal, but the real test will be after Trump is POTUS.
The Commie Dems will forge Biden's Veto on any document if they do not get what they want. When Trump is POTUS he can go on TV and present his case to the American people anytime he wants and have Vance as President of the Senate go on Fox every night to point out Schumer's Lies. If Johson is Speaker and is a Pussy, then he has to go............. But with a slim R majority with Pansey ass RINO's, Trump may have to force their hands... Basically, the Bully Pulpit... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (I8HuZ) 232
Hmm. Big horse.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (hY4dx) Nice slippers. Posted by: AlaBAMA He must have a beer schwanstucka. - inga Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (MsrgL) 233
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Frank was the man? Posted by: Ciampino - just a question at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (hY4dx) 235
Green is our secondary color, the color of Ireland. That’s my explanation and I’m sticking with it.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (2NHgQ) 236
Alabama
Ala fucking Bama stupid fucking Siri The lastest iOS update really has fucked this up. I may have to turn that off. Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (w9ItN) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (L/fGl) 238
With the exception of the military, the vast majority of federal workers are leftist status quo voters. Just take a look at the Virginia voting results. All the federal workers pretty much live in dark blue counties.
As far as those programs shut down without financing...a vast majority of those have the same type employee with the same type beneficiaries. Bonus, the IRS is shut down. The State Dept. is shut down. The intelligence community is shut down. The Law enforcement is on a shoe string staffing. Still looking for the detriments here. I'm sure I'll come up with something. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (dIske) Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (MsrgL) 240
Why not send the Federalies ona four year furlogh.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (YzqWW) 241
Cicero just a bit of sailing for the fresh air, before feasting. Weather looking OK for then though not like last few days (which were more like September). To be honest with a few people the thing's fairly cramped (decent sized monohull). Sort of a fan of warm waters and catamarans right now.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (1m82a) 242
Indian-fuckin-A
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (iziT8) 243
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https://tinyurl.com/nxvktrhr Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (tPMqd) 244
BREAKING - A Pennsylvania woman, tied to a Democrat-founded Project, has been charged with registering dead voters to vote in the swing states election.
Hey, you don't know how all those dead people voted. Statistically speaking, they probably went just about 50/50. No harm, no foul. -- Every MSM that even bothers to mention it at all Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (/y8xj) 245
@203 Is this a flamewars thread? Because it sure reads like one.
'Tis the season. It just affects some people that way. There's a name for those people, too. My old office partner, 50 years ago, was a retired career USAF sergeant, and he used to say "Fuck the world, it's Christmas." Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 20, 2024 09:25 PM (zdLoL) 246
As far as those programs shut down without financing...a vast majority of those have the same type employee with the same type beneficiaries.
Bonus, the IRS is shut down. The State Dept. is shut down. The intelligence community is shut down. The Law enforcement is on a shoe string staffing. Still looking for the detriments here. I'm sure I'll come up with something. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (dIske) Once a new spending bill is approved, they get back pay. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 09:25 PM (VNX3d) 247
I don't drive remotely that slow but if I knew you were behind me I'd make an exception. And I'd think "Now that toad has something to bitch about."
Posted by: Dr. Claw ==== I'd just carefully pass on the right, with the admonishment "never pass on the right!" in the back of my mind. Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:26 PM (8AONa) 248
Stoves with gas are for fags.
Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (7neCS) 249
Who has to drive all the dead people to the polls.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (YzqWW) Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (3ek7K) 251
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (1m82a)
----------- Sounds like fun and your weather should be not bad. If you see any sea lions, please kill them for me. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (hY4dx) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:28 PM (NPkX1) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (TUUcv) 254
Point #1: James Buchanan was President of the US and from Pennsyvania
Point #2: Joe Biden was President of the US and from Pennsyvania There is a trend here............ The trend points to the fact that President's from PA Suck and cause mass chaos leading to war(s) ....... Would Gov. Shapiro be a good POTUS ?? Any Questions ??? Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (I8HuZ) 255
Cicero that wouldn't be easy, those suckers are big. Besides don't think you do criminal law so would need a lawyer for the federal and state marine mammal law violations.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (1m82a) 256
Pantywaste
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:28 PM (NPkX1) ---------- *ahem* Pantywaist Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (hY4dx) Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (7neCS) Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:30 PM (ytBBc) 259
No answer from Crunchyroll as of yet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (TUUcv) I think they take three bidness days to reply. It's cool, it's cool. Time is on your side. Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2024 09:30 PM (tPMqd) 260
LMAO...that PA lady and the election fraud:
This led to an investigation in which officials determined Hill tried to fraudulently register at least four people, including her dead father, her grandmother, an unidentified person and a person who died in her home in 2011. “She knows that because she was the person who called the police to come when he died in her house,” Stollsteimer said. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:31 PM (dIske) 261
258 I have to go to Costco soon. Tonight or tomorrow morning.
Killmenow Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:30 PM (ytBBc) I have a rule not to go near stores during the holidays. Stock up in November and avoid December. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (mzM2O) 262
Husband and I got many texts today about so and so is getting a divorce and so and so is such a bitch. First thing it is not our business. We've always had the attitude that no one knows what goes on in other people's lives and homes. We always feel bad for the children. Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (3ek7K) 263
Everybody makes mistakes.
Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl) 264
Shutdowns don't idle what are considered essential people in nat sec/intel LE etc. Also Treasury can manage them (depending on point in fiscal cycle and other things) so that nothing at all changes for a while.
Idiot Mitch further beclowned himself today as he apparently doesn't know recent history of shutdowns. Only real shutdowns were in 90s, GOP gained seats after both (and won the substantive battle involved). Beltway GOP relies on the ignorance of their own electorate on matters like this. Enjoyed the Newt shutdowns, made good use of them, I recall the lifers freaking out, which only confirmed what sad losers they were. Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:34 PM (1m82a) 265
From Ian Miles Chong on X -
BREAKING: According to reports from UAE and Saudi Arabian 𝕏 users, the perpetrator of the Christmas market attack in Magdeburg, Germany is a fugitive from Saudi Arabia. The German government refused to extradite him despite requests from the Saudi government, citing human rights concerns. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 09:34 PM (fs1hN) 266
263 Everybody makes mistakes.
Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl How do you say...propaganda? Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (mzM2O) 267
258 I have to go to Costco soon. Tonight or tomorrow morning.
Killmenow How about some weekday morning? Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (7neCS) 268
Patience? Oh yeah. We will see.
Wow, the Mega Millions annuity jumped in one day from $825 million to $862 million. Drawing is tonight. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (TUUcv) 269
I have a rule not to go near stores during the holidays.
Stock up in November and avoid December. Posted by: AlaBAMA You are far smarter Than I. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (L2z8B) 270
263 Everybody makes mistakes.
Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election Ot was unexpectedly Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (7neCS) 271
Pantywaist
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant Whoopsie's panties could provide a tent for a homeless family of twelve. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (L/fGl) 272
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BREAKING: According to reports from UAE and Saudi Arabian 𝕏 users, the perpetrator of the Christmas market attack in Magdeburg, Germany is a fugitive from Saudi Arabia. The German government refused to extradite him despite requests from the Saudi government, citing human rights concerns. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 09:34 PM ( It never ceases to amaze me how socialists bend over backwards to protect terrorists. Look at the cocksuckers drooling over Luigi. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (mzM2O) 273
The Saudis were wanting to give him a very close haircut I bet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (TUUcv) 274
That idiot with the King Cobra, does that idiot appreciate consequences, and how they are brought about?
Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (LHPAg) 275
I am in a lot of pain. A few days ago my shoulder began to hurt along the inside of shoulder blade. I was at physical therapy yesterday and it didn't help. I went to a deep-muscle massage today and it doesn't seem to have helped. The arm works all right, it's just that frequently there's a sharp, stabbing spasm. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (dxSpM) 276
How about some weekday morning?
Posted by: N I'm a working stiff M-F. Maybe I'll go on the 26th. I'm hosting Christmas Eve dinner on the 27th. Yeah. I know. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (L2z8B) 277
If I had to choose between going to Costco and not eating I'd have to think for a bit
Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (7neCS) 278
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I am in a lot of pain. A few days ago my shoulder began to hurt along the inside of shoulder blade. I was at physical therapy yesterday and it didn't help. I went to a deep-muscle massage today and it doesn't seem to have helped. The arm works all right, it's just that frequently there's a sharp, stabbing spasm. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (dxSpM *looks at hot iron near the fireplace.* Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:38 PM (mzM2O) 279
We have to drive two hours to a Costco or Sam's. We've learned we were buying a lot of stuff we didn't need. I loved shopping at both places but we realized we save a lot of money not shopping there. Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:38 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 20, 2024 09:38 PM (LvszO) 281
I'm a working stiff M-F. Maybe I'll go on the 26th. I'm hosting Christmas Eve dinner on the 27th.
Yeah. I know. Oh, you thought I was referring to Costco? ///// Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:39 PM (7neCS) 282
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'I'd just carefully pass on the right, with the admonishment "never pass on the right!" in the back of my mind.' Actually. That's fairly sensible. Sorry about the toad thing. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:39 PM (3wi/L) 283
Husband and I got many texts today about so and so is getting a divorce and so and so is such a bitch. _________ Are so and so and so and so the same so and so? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:39 PM (dxSpM) 284
Read something alarming. Most of our letters to Santa aren't getting through because of the fallout from the Canuck Postal Strike. They were ordered back a few days ago, but the North Pole backup is staggering. Many of us will NOT get that pony we were hoping for.
Posted by: Where's My Pony, Santa? at December 20, 2024 09:40 PM (G5+As) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:41 PM (T/zw7) 286
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Husband and I got many texts today about so and so is getting a divorce and so and so is such a bitch. That's why you pick sides, half as many texts that way Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:41 PM (7neCS) 287
Many of us will NOT get that pony we were hoping for. Posted by: Where's My Pony, Santa? at December 20, 2024 09:40 PM (G5+As) __________ We will, however, get the big pile of manure. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:41 PM (dxSpM) 288
255 Cicero that wouldn't be easy, those suckers are big. Besides don't think you do criminal law so would need a lawyer for the federal and state marine mammal law violations.
--------- The Chevron Doctrine is dead. Sea lions are fair game again. Fire away. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:42 PM (hY4dx) 289
Steroid injection can sometimes alleviate shoulder pain right quick.
Posted by: Doktor Spear at December 20, 2024 09:43 PM (G5+As) 290
Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl) ---------- Who's more reliable? The OMB or the CDC? My answer is neither. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:44 PM (hY4dx) 291
We will, however, get the big pile of manure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh You're a truth teller, and voice of experience. Posted by: King of the Dung Heap at December 20, 2024 09:45 PM (G5+As) 292
Will someone Jack Ruby Mangione?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:45 PM (T/zw7) 293
I just put the word Wapiti into a prompt for Tensor. Wonder what I will get.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:46 PM (TUUcv) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:47 PM (T/zw7) 295
Didn't Biden, despite his sudden induced "shyness," just make a vaunting and flaunting speech a day or two ago about what a swell economy he's leaving for Trump?
Here's my statistical prediction: those fake employment numbers just corrected, clearly just election propaganda of the kind they pump out every month, will be cited unchanged for the rest of his term, into retirement and in his obit. He'll never take back the lie. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 20, 2024 09:47 PM (zdLoL) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (T/zw7) 297
There's a Wapiti Auto Sales in Grand Prairie, Alberta. I'll see if I can get them on the horn.
Posted by: Happy Harry at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (G5+As) 298
Taika Wapiti ruined the Thor franchise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (hY4dx) 299
292 They had an army of cops in body armor with ARs escorting him , it was ridiculous
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (KQk9m) 300
Maybe I'll just suck it up and pay 25 bucks a pound at met market.
If I go to Costco, I'll buy a whole bunch of stuff I don't need. And be out 600 or so. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:50 PM (Ihn6X) 301
Actually. That's fairly sensible. Sorry about the toad thing. Posted by: Dr. Claw Oh, no you don't! No take backs! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:50 PM (i4sOa) 302
I do not think Wapiti is in Tensor's files.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:51 PM (TUUcv) Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at December 20, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t) 304
Actually. That's fairly sensible. Sorry about the toad thing.
Posted by: Dr. Claw ==== But what if you're right? Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:51 PM (8AONa) 305
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' into retirement and in his obit.' I hope they specify where he's buried so people can leave tokens of how they felt about him. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:52 PM (3wi/L) 306
I went to Costco once on a Saturday. I wish I had a cattle prod or a bat. It was awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2024 09:53 PM (dR6yv) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 09:54 PM (Qp67s) 308
Christmas came early this year. I'm good.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 09:55 PM (LkLld) 309
I hope they specify where he's buried so people can leave tokens of how they felt about him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw --- Grass may never grow over his grave. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 09:55 PM (Qp67s) 310
Costco around here absolutely rocks on getting you through checkout. That more than offsets having to manage crowded aisles.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:57 PM (8AONa) 311
It's not over yet
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 09:58 PM (Qp67s) Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 09:59 PM (LkLld) 313
WD is always on time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 09:59 PM (Qp67s) 314
NOOD ONT
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (KcwUg) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (3wi/L) 316
I hope they specify where he's buried so people can leave tokens of how they felt about him. Posted by: Dr. Claw The cemetery of Saint Joseph on the Brandywine parish in Wilmington, DE. That's where J'Blowme had the sainted Beau's remains reinterred after having recovered them from where he fell at the Battle of Teutoburg Forest. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (i4sOa) Quick HitsRyan SaavedraThe Democrats are holding disaster funds for (red states) Florida and North Carolina hostage, but don't worry, Biden's handlers just approved by their usurped kingly authority a $1 billion payment to Save Some Trees in Ecuador. Some crime investigators think that the hearthrob terrorist that deplorable leftwing women flick their beans over must have had an accomplice acting as a "spotter" for his target. Further arguments about Mangione having an inside line here. America's Sweetheart -- no, the lesbian one with pink hair, not the brother-marrying one who said some people did some things -- is running her ugly mouth again.
Republican Oklahoma GOP Senator is scheming to craft another Comprehensive Amnesty plan with Democrats. It never stops.
Link here. Starbuck gives his video summary of this report.
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Accomplice to CEO murder -
Look for a young administrative assistant from a liberal arts college. Those people are like the Unibomber now. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X) 2
Get in muh belly, ya greedy little capitalist ewok!
Posted by: Fat Bastard at December 20, 2024 06:21 PM (pUMay) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2024 06:22 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 06:22 PM (+oR7L) Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (1mz4r) 6
wow, I was first.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X) 7
Oklahoma is 0 for 2 on electing senators. I had high hopes for both of them.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (NEGXR) 8
Delia Ramirez is built like a linebacker. I think she'd be okay in the crowd.
Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (DKIGo) 9
>> Why do they always look like this?
Because all day long they sit on the internet feeding their psychosis by sharing mentallly ill points of view with fellow retards? I mean, it’s just a thesis right now. But it sounds plausible. Posted by: Vengeance at December 20, 2024 06:25 PM (rZcgP) 10
Delia Ramirez is built like a linebacker. I think she'd be okay in the crowd.
Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (DKIGo) Ohhh, I was gonna make a snarky comment but yours is better. Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (NEGXR) 11
so what passed in the house vote? another shit sandwich or a clean taco?
Posted by: DanMan at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (8uzBS) 12
Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's a "brown woman, daughter of immigrants, and I would feel unsafe."
Yeah, I bet she'd feel safer at a Palestine/Hezbollah rally, or an all you can eat buffet. Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (+oR7L) 13
That pro Luigi protest needs a truck.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (srz+/) 14
I still can't tell what bill was passed by Johnson and everyone except a few Republicans. Did "WE" get anything? Or was this just the almost same bill as the original sellout?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (Cus5s) 15
"Why do they always look like this?"
Because they are almost always on the dole. SNAP, welfare or some other form of government assistance. The vast majority of people who take welfare are fat and unhealthy. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (Rcnd3) 16
Three foot seven people have no place in government. Maybe as an undersecretary, or something.
Posted by: Tall Paul at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (G5+As) 17
>>NEW: Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's a "brown woman, daughter of immigrants, and I would feel unsafe."
Plus she’s way too fat and over the weight limit for the bleachers. Plus she may eventually explode and that would make a mess in a crowd. Posted by: Vengeance at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (rZcgP) 18
The Democrats are holding disaster funds for (red states) Florida and North Carolina hostage, but don't worry, Biden's handlers just approved by their usurped kingly authority a $1 billion payment to Save Some Trees in Ecuador.
_______________________________ This ties into James O'Keefe's recent offering where an EPA official admitted that they are basically throwing away money to conservation and environmental groups before Trump comes in the door and puts a stop to it. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (dIske) 19
Now they've been saying Slow Joe couldn't take calls about the Afghanistan withdrawal so the military was on it's own, therefore if it went badly it's all Slow Joe's fault because he didn't lead.
Is it just me, but isn't that the exact opposite of how the brass generally try squirm out of responsibility? Usually, we get "the CinC was being all micromanagy and we couldn't do our jobs." Now it's " we can't make good decisions on our own, we need help from a dementia sufferer " Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM (RLLZj) 20
I know about the marriage proposals and love letters to serial killers but this is the worst I have seen. Ace check out Ryan Long's video asking women about Mangione, it's both funny and profoundly depressing.
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM (KQk9m) 21
Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's afraid they won't let her bring a bale of hay to munch on.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 06:30 PM (YfvWK) 22
One more time
He's makin a list Checkin it twice Gonna turn them over to ICE Tom Homan is coming to town! Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2024 06:30 PM (XTmTf) 23
Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's afraid they won't let her bring her salt lick.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 06:31 PM (YfvWK) 24
Willowed -
158 “While it does not include everything we sought, it includes disaster relief that the President requested for the communities recovering from the storm, eliminates the accelerated pathway to a tax cut for billionaires, and would ensure that the government can continue to operate at full capacity,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said. Since this didn't pass with the suspension of debt-limit that Trump wanted, I can assume that the "accelerated pathway to a tax cut for billionaires" is Dem speak for suspension of the debt-limit. Chip Roy got what he wanted, I guess. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:32 PM (fs1hN) 25
Delia should hire the protesters up top to be her bodyguards. Then she'd be safe.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:33 PM (NEGXR) 26
As a diabetes-American, Delia should feel unsafe at the local Krispy Kreme.
But she will muster the courage to face three crullers, an apple fritter, a bear claw, a raspberry filled doughnut, a lemon filled doughnut, and five chocolate covered creme filled doughnuts in one sitting, washed down by a 20 ounce, ice cold diet Pepsi. Not all heroes eat crepes. Posted by: Minuteman at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (LaNzR) 27
>>I know about the marriage proposals and love letters to serial killers but this is the worst I have seen. Ace check out Ryan Long's video asking women about Mangione, it's both funny and profoundly depressing.
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM Since Joker Tsarnaev on the cover of Rolling Stone. Has Luigi been on RS yet? Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (DKIGo) 28
Bill deleted raises, disinformation group, protection for J6 committee and other pork. Includes farm, disaster relief. Charlie Kirk thinks it's great.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (t/2Uw) 29
Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav 6h
🚨 UPDATE: Thomas Massie has won. The House GOP leadership is splitting the spending bill into smaller pieces. Each section will be voted on individually and allowed to pass or fail on it's own. CR, disaster relief, debt limit increase, etc. They will each be separate votes. Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 2h Replying to @WallStreetMav This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill. Elon Musk @elonmusk 2h So is this a Republican bill or a Democrat bill? 🤔 Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 2h Replying to @elonmusk It’s much improved because of transparency & feedback X has provided. It went from roughly 1500 pages to 100. Lots of pork was cut. Johnson agreed this morning to pass what remained as separate bills, but when he found out Jeffries will provide votes, he went back to 1 bill. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:35 PM (hovnC) 30
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On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astranis Block 2 SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: December 20, 2024 Launch Time: 10:39 p.m. ET - December 21, 0339 UTC, 04:39 CET https://www.youtube.com/live/19mgjpnAPVM Posted by: Ciampino - another at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM (i0xsb) 31
These top PIs are asking: could that call have been from an accomplice monitoring the movements of the UnitedHealthcare CEO?
------- It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM (XeU6L) 32
@elonmusk
The Speaker did a good job here, given the circumstances. It went from a bill that weighed pounds to a bill that weighed ounces. Ball should now be in the Dem court." I guess, have not seen details. Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM (Cus5s) 33
Democrat Delia Ramirez....yeah, about her. Her husband was an illegal immigrant. Her parents entered this country illegally from the southern border.
Perhaps she right not to attend, because she's a big (not referring to her massive obesity) part of the problem. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:37 PM (dIske) 34
Democrat Delia Ramirez....yeah, about her. Her husband was an illegal immigrant. Her parents entered this country illegally from the southern border.
Perhaps she right not to attend, because she's a big (not referring to her massive obesity) part of the problem. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:37 PM (dIske) Perhaps she's afraid of ICE showing up? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (VNX3d) 35
"Why do they always look like this?"
Well, at least they've come out for capital punishment. It's a start. Posted by: javems at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (8I4hW) 36
You know what else feels unsafe? A twinkie when Delia Ramirez walks into the room.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (2UnvF) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (XeU6L) 38
Compared to to the really fat guy and gal (?) in the top photo, Delia doesn’t look that bad. She’s a dope though- as if there will be no black or brown people at the inauguration? !
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (na0Rw) 39
7 Oklahoma is 0 for 2 on electing senators. I had high hopes for both of them.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM I believe Oklahoma was the only state where EVERY single county voted red in the presidential election. Yet, somehow Oklahoma gets RINO Senators? GOPe delenda est! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (HlyYF) 40
You know what else feels unsafe? A twinkie when Delia Ramirez walks into the room.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (2UnvF) ... and folding chairs. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (VNX3d) 41
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (WXNFJ) 42
Delia Ramirez won't feel safe until someone tests the gravy in her sippy cup.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: The Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:40 PM (i0F8b) 44
Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM (2UnvF) 45
Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 21h
Stephanie Ruhle warns that the ABC defamation settlement has shown the media that *now* they need to be accurate when reporting news about Trump: Stephanie Ruhle: "For the media environment for the rest of the world, when they see a settlement like this, there is a chilling effect, right? Because what happens immediately after? Well, you see Donald Trump say, I'm going to sue the Des Moines Register. I'm going to sue the pollster [J Ann Selzer] who put out a poll just before the election that said women in Iowa are going to vote for Kamala Harris. And you're saying I want to accurately cover this administration like all of us are going to, it's a scary time. So for all of us, this is a warning. You better have your T's crossed. You better have your eyes dotted, which I actually think is a positive because we need to do that. But yeah, there's definitely a chilling effect." The 'chilling effect' Stephanie Ruhle referred to is also known as 'consequences'. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM (hovnC) 46
“I’m the only member of Congress that was in a mixed-status family in this building, and it was emotional. I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
_____________________________ Got that? She has a husband, uncle, brothers, sister-in-law all in this country illegally. And, she doesn't think they are committing a crime. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:42 PM (dIske) 47
Two fat in-breds protesting in favor of murder. If what they believe in came true, they would be the first against the wall.
Like bleach in the gene pool. Posted by: Euthanasia for the Fat and Unemployed at December 20, 2024 06:42 PM (R/m4+) 48
The Hill -
Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Friday afternoon that the House would vote on a modified version of the bill that was defeated Thursday — minus the debt ceiling provision pushed by President-elect Trump. Democrats and a few dozen Republicans on Thursday rejected the bill that paired a three-month government funding extension, $110 billion in disaster and farm aid and other measures with a two-year extension of the debt limit. _____ The smaller bill (yay!) but without the 2 year debt limit extension* (which was what Trump wanted, yay! or boo! depending on whether you think Trump is a strategic thinker and knows what he is doing rather than, say, Chip Roy) was passed with Democrat support. *(I said 'suspension' instead of 'extension' in my earlier post) Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (fs1hN) 49
ACE, BE NICE. IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (W2Pud) 50
It would be a real pity if both those fat antifa gunts were to be shot in the belly by a shotgun loaded with razor-sharp washers.
Clearly they are privileged white Democrats, and Luigi made it perfectly OK to shoot privileged white Democrats. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (8zz6B) 51
Delia Ramirez. "America been berry, berry good to me!”
pic: t.ly/_g3bs Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L) 52
David Axelrod @davidaxelrod 23h
Not sure about this speculation about Trump tiring of Musk and shunning him. With all that cash and X, Elon is Trump's brass knuckle guy. "Stick with us or you're going to get a ton of ads and social media right up your rocket launcher!" Not sure Trump wants to part with that! Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 10h The few remaining smart Democrat advisors have to feel uncomfortable with their party's abrupt gaslighting pivot on Trump from "Insurrectionist Hitler with dictator inclinations" to "Puppet of Musk." The absurdity level is through the roof. Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey Dec 19 For awareness — note the language here. It’s a very intentional strategy The goal is to weaken Trump and Elon by fomenting tensions between them By jabbing Trump about not being the alpha, the idea is to provoke him to sideline Elon and to fray the relationship Elon Musk @elonmusk 6h That is exactly the goal. The political & legacy media puppets all got their new instructions yesterday and are now parroting the same message to drive a wedge between @realDonaldTrump and me. They will fail. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (hovnC) Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (LkLld) 54
31 These top PIs are asking: could that call have been from an accomplice monitoring the movements of the UnitedHealthcare CEO?
------- It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM Good thing we have a totally non-partisan FBI filled with top men that will be able to arrest the accomplice within the next 24 hours! /sarc-retard tag off Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 20, 2024 06:44 PM (HlyYF) 55
Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM (2UnvF) Made me laugh. Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:45 PM (NEGXR) 56
I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
______ 'as if they are less than human', really? Slander. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:45 PM (fs1hN) 57
The left doesn't realize that two alphas can't get along? That one of the reasons they are megamagaalphas is because they can?
Posted by: fd at December 20, 2024 06:46 PM (vFG9F) 58
Is that cartoon character Luigi wearing some kind of uniform?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (63Dwl) 59
Good thing we have a totally non-partisan FBI filled with top men that will be able to arrest the accomplice within the next 24 hours!
--------- Apparently, McDonald's employees are sharper than the fibbers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (XeU6L) 60
I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
If they arrived illegally, they are criminals. Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (WXNFJ) 61
"Illegals with foreign flags protest Trump, Border Czar Homan at ICE facility (Los Angeles)"
Looks insurrectiony. But it's not. They are aliens so cannot be an insurrection. More like enemy aliens inserted into the country to commit sabotage. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (/lPRQ) 62
Are there not even one progressive who is presentable and approximately sane?
Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (ItsCg) 63
delia is whiter than I am!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:48 PM (Pv3Rg) 64
Speaker Johnson was going to split the spending bill into multiple pieces but caved to Democrats
Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl) 65
Chad Pergram @ChadPergram Dec 20
McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down. And how foolish it is to bet your own side won't take the blame for it. Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one. When you try to use normal government function as a bargaining chip, you pay a political price https://tinyurl.com/kwu3rwt2 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:48 PM (hovnC) 66
Looks insurrectiony.
But it's not. They are aliens so cannot be an insurrection. More like enemy aliens inserted into the country to commit sabotage. ___ I prefer the term "Invaders". And our government is giving them taxpayer money. That part looks insurrectiony. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (fs1hN) 67
44 Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM And order a Diet Coke. Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (+oR7L) 68
>>Is that cartoon character Luigi wearing some kind of uniform?
That would be Luigi from Super Mario Brothers. Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (LkLld) 69
If they arrived illegally, they are criminals. Posted by: Tonypete ------- They are always confused by facts. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (XeU6L) 70
It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.
surprise surprise another weird op notice how we got all his social media info right away? I hope he rats the others out but he seems like a True Believer Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (Pv3Rg) 71
Nutjobs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (ufFY8) 72
“ Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.”.And the people who wish to rule them.
Posted by: Mike at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (YLAlY) 73
McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down
jeez turtle I already said I want the government shut down you don't have to keep selling me on it! Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (Pv3Rg) 74
>"Illegals with foreign flags protest Trump, Border Czar Homan at ICE facility (Los Angeles)"
---- this time would be better spent packing up their belongings and getting ready to go home don't wait til the last minute, amigos Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (/7KEl) 75
presentable and approximately sane?
Posted by: Just another guy ------- Physically presentable, perhaps..but sane? No. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L) 76
64 Speaker Johnson was going to split the spending bill into multiple pieces but caved to Democrats
it's so weird because I could swear that as of now the house is majority R I must be confused or something Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (Pv3Rg) 77
Delia Ramirez, what a fugly hog.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (TN5A0) 78
Good thing we have a totally non-partisan FBI filled with top men that will be able to arrest the accomplice within the next 24 hours!
/sarc-retard tag off Posted by: Pillage Idiot They still have a few thousand J6ers to round up. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (/lPRQ) 79
They are always confused by facts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (XeU6L) The "feels" are the important part. Can't argue feelings. Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (NEGXR) 80
NO ONE wants to be shuffled off into a group identity, so why do the Democrat Liberal Communists insist that has to be the way?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (5AVMW) 81
@amuse @amuse 6h
CANCER: Democrats have been blaming Elon Musk for the failure to include pediatric cancer research in the CR. The irony is that House Republicans passed the $190M bill back in March and @SenSchumer won't bring it up for a vote in the Senate. Democrats could pass it today. Why won't they? Do they hate kids? Why are they blocking a cure for cancer? Could it have to do with not getting their pay raise? h/t @greg_price11 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (hovnC) 82
""Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.""
And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD) Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl) 84
I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
------------------- *Scribbles notes* Posted by: Tom Homan at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (2UnvF) 85
This bean with that is talked about. Could someone draw us a map?
Posted by: Men at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (a3Q+t) 86
"McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."
Horrible? Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 06:53 PM (i0F8b) 87
Brother Bers has a way of getting right to the heart of the matter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:54 PM (XeU6L) 88
End Wokeness @EndWokeness 6h
BREAKING: Woman in Pennsylvania is charged for registering dead and even nonexistent (!!!) people to vote. She’s employed by New PA Project, an org Democrats started in 2021. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h Do Republicans never do this or do I not see those stories in my bubble? ==== Scott's wrong -- Republicans do this too! You know, the one guy an election who takes his dead mom's voting card and tries to vote for her. Same thing! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:54 PM (hovnC) 89
"McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."
Horrible? Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 06:53 PM (i0F8b) It's dangerous for turtles to stick their necks out? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:55 PM (VNX3d) 90
And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD) How do they manage to get uglies touching? Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 06:55 PM (ItsCg) 91
Get in muh belly, ya greedy little capitalist ewok!
Posted by: Fat Bastard at December 20, 2024 06:21 PM On Endor, Ewoks Yab Yum you! Posted by: Storm Trooper 100111011110110 at December 20, 2024 06:55 PM (a3Q+t) 92
I do not feel good ........... Bring me a Bucket !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 20, 2024 06:56 PM (upiS8) 93
That would be Luigi from Super Mario Brothers.
Posted by: JackStraw __________ Why was it Super Mario Brothers if Luigi and Mario are both first names? Or was that their last name - Luigi Mario and Mario Mario. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Dm8we) 94
And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD) --- Great. Now I need some Admiral Ackbar brand brain bleach to get that image out of my head. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: Meal Team Six at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (a3Q+t) 96
Why do they always look like this?
There is an answer, of course: because radical, revolutionary politics, which promises to bring down society's winners and replace them with society's losers, are naturally favored by society's losers. #SorryNotSorry but that's the truth. Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane. *** IMO, they are not normal because either they are mentally challenged or they've been horribly damaged in childhood. NO ONE who had a normal upbringing ends up like this. Posted by: LASue at December 20, 2024 06:58 PM (lCppi) 97
People who say swallowing your tongue is horrible just don't know what they're talking about.
Tastes like chicken. Posted by: Bitch McTurtle at December 20, 2024 06:58 PM (paSBy) 98
>"McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."
--- McConnell worships government, and his place in it he's like a fossilized Pappy O'Daniel Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:58 PM (/7KEl) 99
Now that America obviously ignored their constant gaslighting, Trump is ok it's just his advisors you need to watch out for.
They're ridiculous. Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (lX8VI) 100
@elonmusk
Your actions turned a bill that weighed pounds into a bill that weighed ounces! You are the media now. VOX POPULI VOX DEI QuoteEric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 53m We have to be clear here. The bill on the left is what would've passed without Elon Musk and our voices on 𝕏." one foot stack of paper versus one inch stack of paper Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (Cus5s) 101
I know we exaggerate for effect a lot when we talk about our political opponents but I think saying a lot of these Leftist Democrats are literally mentally ill is a provable statement.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (D6PGr) 102
31
'It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.' Count Dankula made that point. An assassin that has no idea when their target will show up should have had to loiter there for hours. This guy shows up waited a few minutes. He was tipped off. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (3wi/L) 103
Big Lots and now Party City ???
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (QTCRF) 104
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra Reporters did not ask Karine Jean-Pierre a single question about The Wall Street Journal report from yesterday that outlined how the White House hid President Joe Biden's cognitive decline from the public. *** I'm not willing to assume these "reporters" can read and comprehend anything longer than a tweet. Posted by: LASue at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (lCppi) 105
94 And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD) --- Great. Now I need some Admiral Ackbar brand brain bleach to get that image out of my head. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr) Foreplay is him hurling flour at her to locate her blowhole, screaming "She tasks me!" Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (yjflf) 106
The Associated Press @AP 4h
A car has driven into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany apnews.com/article/germany-m… Poppy Coburn @kafkaswife 3h Gee I wonder why the AfD is doing so well in Germany, Rory. Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK 6h This is the AFD - of which Elon Musk says “only the AFD can save Germany” 👇 When are people going to wake up to direction in which Musk is pushing things? @RestIsPolitics Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv 1h Na, danke, Angela Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage 3h We have allowed people who hate us and our values into Europe. Christmas is their target. Any guesses why? Rafe Heydel-Mankoo @RafHM 3h A plague on all those who brought evil into Europe 11 dead. 80 injured From Angela Merkel to Boris Johnson, those who (naively?) facilitated the mass importation of Islamic extremists into Europe should be tried for something akin to treason Enough is enough. Mass deportation Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:02 PM (hovnC) 107
And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD) --- Great. Now I need some Admiral Ackbar brand brain bleach to get that image out of my head. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM When Bertha got moving Her hips were humming in the wind The ground started shaking No grass grew where she'd been Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch at December 20, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t) 108
No reporter is going to break the Propaganda procol
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9) 109
A government shutdown is great. That’s when I got some of my best BJs.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 20, 2024 07:03 PM (D6PGr) 110
McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down.
Turrible. Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 20, 2024 07:03 PM (i0F8b) 111
I don't know why Oklahoma keeps getting these squishy US Senators. I figured Lankford was a squish before he won the primary. I had some small hope Mullin was a notch better. Both seem to say somewhat-right things much of the time (I subscribe to both their YooToob channels fwiw), but then they just seem to keep deep stating.
Of the five Oklahoma US Congressmen, the only one voting against the giant CR and the smaller replacement CR was Josh Brecheen, Okla 2nd Congressional District. That's our district. But the state went all counties for Trump three times in a row. Go figger. Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 20, 2024 07:04 PM (v+OaN) 112
You do realize that all this budget drama is just to distract you from the drone, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t) 113
Foreplay is him hurling flour at her to locate her blowhole, screaming "She tasks me!"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (yjflf) ----- *** KAAAAHHHHNNNN! *** Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (BpYfr) 114
DogeDesigner @cb_doge 6h
BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Germany Elon Musk @elonmusk 6h Well, well, well, let that sink in 🤣🤣 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (hovnC) 115
Hey, guess who saved the day:
.@RepJeffries : "House Democrats have successfully funded the government at levels requested by President Biden in order to meet the needs of the American people...This is a victory for the American people." Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl) 116
"The House passed a government spending bill Friday evening to avoid a government shutdown set to ensue at midnight, but now the clock is ticking for the Senate and President Joe Biden.
The continuing resolution (CR) that was passed by the House extends government funding until March and provides over $100 billion dollars in relief funds to hurricane victims, farmers and more. However, the Senate must now vote and approve the bill before President Joe Biden can sign it into law to avoid a lapse in federal spending set to occur just after midnight Friday. The 118-page bill passed with bipartisan support, 366 - 34, after Johnson negotiated with his Democratic counterpart Hakeem Jeffries over the details in multiple conversations on Friday. The bill will now head to the Senate for approval. " where it will fail... Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (QTCRF) 117
103 Big Lots and now Party City ???
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (QTCRF) Party City wasn’t that big of a surprise though since they just emerged from bankruptcy about a year ago. I was surprised when they went into bankruptcy. I thought they had a hold on pretty stable niche market. Must have been really bad management. Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 20, 2024 07:06 PM (D6PGr) 118
You do realize that all this budget drama is just to distract you from the drone, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t) The drone of Biden sleeping, the drones on the East coast, the drones of Congressional speech, or the drones over military bases. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 07:06 PM (VNX3d) 119
and what was negotiated with Nancy's boy Hakeem ?
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:07 PM (QTCRF) 120
Those protesters obesity, diabetics and heart problems are because you haters refuse to pay for their healthcare. Nothing to do with them or their lifestyle.
Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 07:07 PM (PTDkx) 121
110 McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down.
Turrible. Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 20, 2024 07:03 PM Turtible. -- Mitch McConnell Turdible. -- The U.S. taxpayers stuck with the bill. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 20, 2024 07:07 PM (HlyYF) 122
93 That would be Luigi from Super Mario Brothers.
Posted by: JackStraw __________ Why was it Super Mario Brothers if Luigi and Mario are both first names? Or was that their last name - Luigi Mario and Mario Mario. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Dm8we) ---------------------------------- Mario is their last name, and I do believe Mario's name is in fact Mario Mario. Though I could more easily believe that, being the eldest, everyone just calls him by his last name, and he has another first name (Guiseppe, maybe) Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2024 07:08 PM (OGOaV) 123
The drone of Biden sleeping, the drones on the East coast, the drones of Congressional speech, or the drones over military bases.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 07:06 PM What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: The Drones of Navarrone at December 20, 2024 07:08 PM (a3Q+t) 124
"McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."
It is "HORRIBLE" because of the media propaganda machine, which is losing its thrust after two million obscene lies in a row. The People get angry when they discover they have been (and still are) played for fools, constantly, with smug laughter by the lying media. Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:08 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 20, 2024 07:09 PM (D6PGr) 126
Off perv sock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:10 PM (D6PGr) 127
It all fake and gay.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 07:10 PM (W2Pud) 128
Man, with Party City going down, where will the troons buy their sophisticated wardrobes?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (yjflf) 129
Breaking: Biden will commute the sentences of all federal prisoners on death row.
Democrats are breaking everything they can on the way out the door. Remember this always. Posted by: Vengeance at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (Z4+h5) 130
Why was it Super Mario Brothers if Luigi and Mario are both first names? Or was that their last name - Luigi Mario and Mario Mario.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Dm8we) ---------------------------------- Mario is their last name, and I do believe Mario's name is in fact Mario Mario. Though I could more easily believe that, being the eldest, everyone just calls him by his last name, and he has another first name (Guiseppe, maybe) Posted by: No One of Consequence _______ Well ok then. I thought it might have been some bad translation of Japanese like Super Happy Fun Time. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (Dm8we) 131
I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ItsCg) 132
Only Princess Peach and Donkey have last names in the Mario Universe.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 07:12 PM (a3Q+t) 133
v\'It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.'
Count Dankula made that point. An assassin that has no idea when their target will show up should have had to loiter there for hours. This guy shows up waited a few minutes. He was tipped off. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (3wi/L) This is our world that a guy who got arrested for teaching a dog a trick is the most sensible commentator on a serious subject, as opposed to all the MSM. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:12 PM (n7h9X) 134
Florida beat Tulane 33-8 in the Gasparilla Bowl. Florida started the season looking absolutely terrible, but they finished looking good for next year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 20, 2024 07:13 PM (paSBy) 135
84 I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
------------------- *Scribbles notes* Posted by: Tom Homan at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (2UnvF) Hmmm... so Husband, Uncle, Brother and Sister in Law are illegal Aliens? and you are knowingly helping them stay in the country? De Facto admission of Felony conduct under the Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens Act. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (QAkQ3) 136
Florida beat Tulane 33-8 in the Gasparilla Bowl. Florida started the season looking absolutely terrible, but they finished looking good for next year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 20, 2024 07:13 PM (paSBy) Not until they can play Tulane 12 times in a row. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (n7h9X) 137
I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy Surely there are instructional videos available on the internet. You may need to turn "safe search" off for best results. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (/lPRQ) 138
Far-left NDP party in Canada leader will not support Justin's minority government at the next sitting of Parliament on January 27...
Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh Justin Trudeau failed in the biggest job a Prime Minister has: to work for people, not the powerful. The NDP will vote to bring this government down, and give Canadians a chance to vote for a government who will work for them. Conservative leader tries to get the election called as early as possible instead... Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre I have written the Governor General confirming that the Prime Minister has lost the confidence of the House and that Parliament must be recalled to hold a vote before the end of the year on triggering an Axe The Tax election. I am asking the NDP leader to match his actions to his word and likewise send a letter to Her Excellency asking for the same. Sign here to call an Axe the Tax election: [e-petition] Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM (hovnC) 139
Only Princess Peach and Donkey have last names in the Mario Universe.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 07:12 PM (a3Q+t) Princess is a title and Peach her first name in normal usage. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM (n7h9X) 140
Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre 6h
Ha! Now that Parliament is closed and there is no chance to introduce any motion for months—until after you get your pension. You did the same stunt in September, claiming you’d no longer prop Trudeau up. Then you went back on your word and voted 8 times AGAINST AN ELECTION & for your boss Trudeau. Just 11 days ago you voted against a non-confidence motion filled with your own words. Had you voted the other way, we’d be almost half-way through the election now. Only common sense Conservatives can and will replace this costly NDP-Liberal clown show. Axe the tax election NOW! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM (hovnC) 141
137 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy Surely there are instructional videos available on the internet. You may need to turn "safe search" off for best results. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (/lPRQ) Sexual.. Congress? Is that where a Male Representative and Female Senator love each other very much and... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3) 142
Mullin is a publicity-hound, who does high-visibility pr moves, like going to Afghanistan in 2021 to “rescue” ppl or put a stop on the General’s promotion (which lasted about a week.) He claims he’s MAGA, but every move is strategic for him. He is the only Senator without a college education and, although rich (sold family business for $20+ million), he is the type that would be resentful, imo.
Posted by: EveR at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (MUpk6) 143
When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind The ground started shaking No grass grew where she'd been Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch ------- "The most unromantic creature that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth." Posted by: Stephen Maturin at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (XeU6L) 144
Surely there are instructional videos available on the internet.
You may need to turn "safe search" off for best results. ____ It's a trap! Posted by: A Certain Calamari Admiral at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (fs1hN) 145
It’s how they kidnap people in Mexico . Hotel employees are on the criminal payroll and tip off the kidnappers when rich tourists or businessmen request a cab. I learned this first hand from my unfortunate friend leaving for the airport out of Mexico City.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr) 146
Princess is a title and Peach her first name in normal usage.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM Toadstool is Peach's last name, and Kong is Donkey's. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t) 147
131 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ItsCg) A series of trusses, harnesses, and reinforced crane-like structures resembling medieval siege machines are involved. It's contained in an appendix to the deluxe edition of Kama Sutra published by Little Debbie. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (yjflf) 148
If we're mad a professionals in the healthcare industry for causing preventable deaths, there's a list of like 1000 people who did far worse during covid that deserve this treatment based on this standard.
Posted by: Cray Cray at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (EES2L) 149
Raping the American people is more like it
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9) 150
Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 12h
Hamas proudly posts propaganda videos showing they’re digging up water pipes in Gaza to use as rockets. At the same time, anti-Israel governments are blaming Israel for “genocide” through “dehydration.” You can’t make this stuff up! https://tinyurl.com/44m5wjwe 45 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (hovnC) 151
I see "Pope Francis has called for commutations for people on death row in the US, as religious leaders, civil rights groups and current and former prosecutors urge Joe Biden to take executive action on capital punishment." from The Guardian, but not that Biden actually acted on that (would he now suddenly obey the commie pope? maybe, out of his (puppeteers') demented desires.
"Just let all killers roam free, to join all the cartel killers and terrorist killers I've imported," says the corpse of Joe, and/or his angry jilted (from her WH lifestyle) wife. Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (Cus5s) 152
Sexual.. Congress? Is that where a Male Representative and Female Senator love each other very much and...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM I can only wish ... Posted by: Senate er allSenate Judiciary Committee hearing room at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (a3Q+t) 153
145 It’s how they kidnap people in Mexico . Hotel employees are on the criminal payroll and tip off the kidnappers when rich tourists or businessmen request a cab. I learned this first hand from my unfortunate friend leaving for the airport out of Mexico City.
______ I have a friend that occassionally goes down there for business. His company provides a driver/bodyguard and a bullet proofed company car. Posted by: A Certain Calamari Admiral at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (fs1hN) 154
I see "Pope Francis has called for commutations for people on death row in the US, as religious leaders, civil rights groups and current and former prosecutors urge Joe Biden to take executive action on capital punishment." from The Guardian, but not that Biden actually acted on that (would he now suddenly obey the commie pope? maybe, out of his (puppeteers') demented desires.
"Just let all killers roam free, to join all the cartel killers and terrorist killers I've imported," says the corpse of Joe, and/or his angry jilted (from her WH lifestyle) wife. Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (Cus5s) Nothing on the hostages held by Gazans, popey mc pope face? Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:20 PM (n7h9X) 155
These brave wimmen and peopul of coler are healthy at any size.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro, VT at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM (F2xQR) 156
* casually removes sock in front of everybody, knowing no one will pay any mind *
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM (fs1hN) 157
"Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 12h
Hamas proudly posts propaganda videos showing they’re digging up water pipes in Gaza to use as rockets." That trillion dollar pier has probably been sold for scrap for a few hundred dollars Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM (PTDkx) 158
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'A series of trusses, harnesses, and reinforced crane-like structures resembling medieval siege machines' Haha. Or maybe like the hoist they made for Henry VIII to load him onto his horse. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 07:22 PM (3wi/L) 159
I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ItsCg) Well, you see, they could........ Oh, man. Now I have to through out my dinner and get that image out of my head. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 20, 2024 07:23 PM (iODuv) 160
Throw out my dinner. Not through. I'm so upset.....
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 20, 2024 07:23 PM (iODuv) 161
I just learned the fancy word for "stoning to death" is "lapidated"! [Also used for throwing insults at as a secondary definition.]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:24 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Carnac the Magnificant at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (i0F8b) 163
161 I just learned the fancy word for "stoning to death" is "lapidated"! [Also used for throwing insults at as a secondary definition.]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) ____ Huh. Now I'm not certain what di-lapidated means anymore. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (fs1hN) 164
The Pope needs to read the Bible
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9) 165
Let's get lapidated, man.
Posted by: tommy chong's one remaining brain cell at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (yjflf) 166
Willowed
*shakes fist at Miklos Posted by: runner *shakes double martini* Posted by: Miklos in accustomed mode at December 20, 2024 05:27 PM (xesY+) *** Lifts a large Rainier beer. Prost! Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (+o9ie) 167
Illegals with foreign flags protest Trump, Border Czar Homan at ICE facility (Los Angeles)
__________________ Illegals showing up at ICE facility? That's damned decent of them to save ICE the difficulty of having to chase them down to round them up. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (/7KEl) 169
* casually removes sock in front of everybody, knowing no one will pay any mind *
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM * casual side glance to check * Posted by: Krusty (the Klown) at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t) 170
Oldcat, Frankie has accused Israel of genocide.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (XTmTf) 171
So, what is in the CR bill that passed? Since the Dems voted for it, I am thinking nothing good...
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (EmT/E) 172
The Pope needs to read the Bible
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9) _______________ He needs to accept Jesus as his personal Savior. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (YqDXo) 173
NOW – White House Press Sec. Says a Government Shutdown Could 'Restrict' the Transition of Power to Trump
"If there is a shutdown, and I don't want to get too much into hypotheticals but this is the reality, transition activities will be restricted ... Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (/7KEl) 174
NOOD CAFE
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (sMkAM) 175
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra Reporters did not ask Karine Jean-Pierre a single question about The Wall Street Journal report from yesterday that outlined how the White House hid President Joe Biden's cognitive decline from the public. --------------- Has anybody asked the Wall Street Journal why they sat on this story for four years while the country and its citizens were being intentionally & systematically destroyed? /rhetorical, of course not ... Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (z3WOQ) 176
Those two fatties meant to show up for a sit-up contest but got confused.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (YqDXo) 177
Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez
Are you here illegally? Then perhaps you should feel unsafe. If you are an American citizen, then you're just bullshitting everyone. Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 07:30 PM (+o9ie) 178
Nic update
Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 07:30 PM (z3WOQ) Posted by: mindful webworker - big snakes at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (v+OaN) 180
Huh. Now I'm not certain what di-lapidated means anymore.
-------- I wonder if that means the stones of a wall or of a house are no longer setting upon each other?? Off to look right now! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (hovnC) 181
* casually removes sock in front of everybody, knowing no one will pay any mind *
Posted by: Chuck Martel Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Cross your legs, leaving your ankle spotlighted by the single overhead pot. Slllloooooooooeeeeeelllllyyyy roll the sock down while smoking a cigarette. Peeeeellllll it off your heel sssssllllllllooooooeeeeelllllyyyy. Now. Grasp the toe of the sock and yank it of quickly. This is how you remove a soock and wallow in the degenerate fullness of your socked post. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (MsrgL) 182
JUST IN: Rep. Thomas Massie reports that Speaker Mike Johnson has SCRAPPED the plan to introduce single subject spending bills, and will instead go back to one big spending bill.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (/7KEl) 183
Oddly enough, the first hit:
dilapidate (v.) 1560s, "to bring (a building) to ruin, bring into a ruinous condition by misuse or neglect," from Latin dilapidatus, past participle of dilapidare "to squander, waste," originally "to throw stones, scatter like stones," from dis- "asunder" (see dis-) + lapidare "throw stones at," from lapis (genitive lapidis) "stone" (see lapideous). Perhaps the English word is a back-formation from dilapidation. Intransitive sense of "fall into total or partial ruin" is from 1712. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (hovnC) 184
Didn't Rapinoe cost us a gold medal?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (aD39U) 185
Still snowing and ground is covered
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9) 186
Biden to announce another Ukraine aid package totaling $1.2 billion, per Reuters.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (/7KEl) 187
Yesterday afternoon, was sitting in the DMV for a driver's license. The hour or so I was there, two or more people could not pronounce their names as was printed on their application documents, and several gave different birthdates but explained data was differently maintained in their countries of birth. (They were allowed to proceed after some further discussion.)
Two signed their drivers licenses with nicknames and then the forms had to be erased on computer and completed once more. (That took several more minutes and screwed up the lines.) One of those had, in fact, been born in the USA and argued she was only known to others by her nickname. It was interesting to see how voter registration was handled. After reading a legal paragraph, each applicant choose if they desired to register to vote, switch political parties, or make no change in their status. Posted by: L - cellphone at December 20, 2024 07:45 PM (NFX2v) 188
Those same people are standing outside a NYC courthouse, a San Fran courthouse, and a Shanghai courthouse at the exact same time.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 20, 2024 08:40 PM (oEmEm) 189
What the hell is with these GOP fuckstick senators from Oklahoma?!? Primary this sorry jerk, along with Langford and let's get some real MAGA supporters in the U.S. Senate. SICK OF THIS BACKROOM HORSESHIT!!!
Posted by: Tracy at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (LQj1D) 190
As far as I’m concerned Delia Ramirez got nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (LHPAg) 191
The Luigi protestors: I wonder if they're comedians.
Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 03:08 AM (VnUSN) 192
... like the Ligma Johnson guy who was "fired" from google.
Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 03:12 AM (VnUSN) 193
I don't usually comment. Full time lurker but...
#SorryNotSorry but that's the truth. Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane. You forgot criminal. A very large part... Posted by: Warren Quin at December 21, 2024 08:26 AM (kW5mR) Democrat Strategist Ruy Texiera: The Public Gave the Democrats a Clear Message About Their Rejection of Identity Marxism, But the Democrats Don't Want to Listen
I was wondering when the Democrats would change course, and I decided it probably wouldn't be for another 8 years. It took the Democrats 12 years of losing the White House to finally pretend to moderate. Bill Clinton was their fig-leaf of "moderation." But it took three crushing losses in a row to even get there. The Democrat Cult will keep doubling down until they lose twice more. They're in such a (Satanic) religious fervor now, and they are so ruthless in attacking and shaming and cancelling any heretics who question current cult doctrine, that they might not ever be able to moderate. The entire party might just have to collapse and be replaced by an emergent alternate-liberal party. Ed Morrissey writes that Democrat strategist James Carville, campaign director for the "moderate" Bill Clinton, is making a similar argument. The Daily Caller: "Anybody that questions the absolute, unquestionable benefits of transition surgery is going to be called this equivalent of being against civil rights or being against women having the right to vote ... somebody can fact-check me, it's banned in Nordic countries," Carville said. "I think the liberal Labor government of Britain just passed legislation on that question." ... "But you can't -- if you say the border, we should have had something different -- well, that makes you a racist. If you say that we should proceed with caution on this transition surgery ... then you're slammed. And the tyranny of the left is tyranny. And not only tyranny that it causes people grief, it loses us elections, people," Carville said. "And I got to tell you ... there are people that think this, and I'm increasingly agreeing with them." "There are a substantial number of people in the Democratic Party -- almost exclusively coastal, almost exclusively white, almost exclusively higher-educated -- that would rather lose and feel superior about themselves than have to go through the trouble to do the stuff it takes necessary to win an election," he continued. "And as long as that philosophy is part of the Democratic coalition, it is going to continue to cause unbelievable damage to our electoral prospects. I cannot say it any simpler than that."Morrissey comments: This formulation is pure Carville. He structures this argument so that it's less concerned about the actual tyranny than it is about the elections. If tyranny won elections, you get the sense that Carville might gripe a bit, but he'd also appreciate it from an electoral-strategy point of view. As it happens, though, tyranny turns out to be ... unpopular. In fact, that's it's defining characteristic. If these policies were popular, the Left wouldn't need to impose them with tyrannical methods, after all. Carville seems to miss that point in this rant, although to be fair, it's clipped from an obviously longer argument that Carville makes.In fairness, you cannot tell these cultists that tyranny is bad, because they want the tyranny. This is what the revolution preaches: Tear down society until you can install yourself as dictators and impose your weird, sick vision of the anointed on the unwilling masses. You can only make the argument that their tyranny will result in them giving the right the power to impose tyranny. Morrissey acknowledges this as well: Tyranny is both the strategy and the end goal.Remember, though, "reporters" can't report on Biden's obvious senility until one of his top-raking aides/coup-conspirators admits he's senile:
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You know what we need? We need AceTV. I would have it on 24/7.
Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 05:21 PM (14URa) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 05:21 PM (W5ArC) 3
Chuy >> Ruy
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 20, 2024 05:22 PM (8XYYe) 4
My fear is that the democrats are actually going to stop and listen to these people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 20, 2024 05:22 PM (Rcnd3) 5
Been near top on too many of things today.
Should get a life. Posted by: From about That Time at December 20, 2024 05:22 PM (4780s) 6
Ace, it’s not true that the Dumocraps haven’t changed strategies in the wake of their ass-fucking. They have. They now want border security to keep put all these filthy Trump voters.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2024 05:23 PM (vs8ws) 7
Rod, right on.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 20, 2024 05:24 PM (4780s) 8
Carville: "There are a substantial number of people in the Democratic Party -- almost exclusively coastal, almost exclusively white, almost exclusively higher-educated -- that would rather lose and feel superior about themselves than have to go through the trouble to do the stuff it takes necessary to win an election," he continued."
Change Democrat Party to GOP, and he has a good nail on the GOPe RINOs. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 20, 2024 05:24 PM (bufu1) 9
I keep seeing them advocating running Commie Lay again, or (heaven help us) O'CrazyHo-TittyCaca.
Me, I approve both of those messages. Could you imagine the jumped-up bar hostess trying to debate Vance? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 05:24 PM (W5ArC) 10
I just want it to get dark so I can put my jammies on and watch tv.
Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 05:24 PM (14URa) 11
"Tyranny is both the strategy and the end goal."
Nah - triviality is the goal. They just want to be free to spend your money on whatever and have you not bitch so much about it. They are narcissistic spoiled rich brats more than anything. They want daddy's credit card and car keys and throw a fit when they don't get it. They have no ulterior motives, no plan, no really good ideas. They just want to do whatever they want when they want. Posted by: El Mariachi at December 20, 2024 05:26 PM (nLFEI) 12
Why? Because many of today's Democrats are culture denialists. That is, they do not consider cultural issues to be real issues.
They consider cultural issues to be religious issues. Denying that men can get pregnant is heresy, for example. You don't compromise with heretics - you kill them. Also, all their cultural positions are "non-political" - for example, Pride Flags are non-political, and therefore can't be questioned. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 20, 2024 05:26 PM (uxCna) 13
It's not they don't want to listen, it's they won't give up.
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 05:26 PM (fwDg9) 14
Identity politics is not about maximizing votes or advancing politically popular positions. It’s about graft and paying off Democrap donors and constituents.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2024 05:27 PM (vs8ws) 15
I think we vastly overestimate these people, just as they vastly overestimate themselves.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 20, 2024 05:27 PM (nLFEI) 16
20 years of Democrats Propaganda Ministry has taken the public down the Marxists road
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 05:27 PM (fwDg9) 17
Trumps secret and why they hate him so much - he can spot a phony a mile off. He knows these people are 90% full of shit. They don't care what you do, as long as you do what they say.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 20, 2024 05:28 PM (nLFEI) 18
Don't worry, the Grand Old Pussies will do their best to put the Democrat-Communists back in power.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 20, 2024 05:28 PM (qUkBO) 19
Imagine what idiots a material % of Americans are when one of the two major parties can barf up the kind of idiocy cited here (inflation, you see, is KORPORATIONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! raising prices!!!! nothing more).
I think I saw a clip of the cretinous Jeffries explaining the CR follies as caused by "billionaires!" not getting enough $ from the process. Why not double down when your voters are THIS stupid and misinformed? Besides, I didn't notice a Reaganesque electoral map this round. Given the state of the country, the unbelievable weakness and ineptness of the Dem candidates, and the unique one-time appeal of a very unusual GOP candidate, that it was razor-thin indicates Dems have good reason to believe they can survive or prosper on pure delusion and bigotry. Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 05:28 PM (1m82a) 20
Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 05:29 PM (fs1hN) 21
Having someone see right through your bullshit is painful to these people. Having someone laugh in their face is even worse.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 20, 2024 05:29 PM (nLFEI) 22
"Could you imagine the jumped-up bar hostess trying to debate Vance?"
Well, the vapid affirmative action empty shell Harris won her debate with Trump, so. Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 05:30 PM (1m82a) 23
It's not they don't want to listen, it's they
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 05:26 PM (fwDg9) FIFY Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 05:31 PM (VNX3d) 24
They don't see what they do as stealing - it is getting what they deserve, for their amazing talents, gifts, sacrifices, etc.
Where do you think a 40% pay raise comes from? Posted by: El Mariachi at December 20, 2024 05:31 PM (nLFEI) 25
Ugh, I forgot that "top of mind" quote that was everywhere for a little while. It still grates me terribly.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 05:31 PM (Odg76) 26
The Dems obese, disabled, black muslim bisexual bestial necrophiliac candidate in 2028 will set everything straight....
So to speak... Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 05:31 PM (jvJvP) 27
Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia.
Just imagine how many infidels he killed in the hospital earlier. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 20, 2024 05:32 PM (uxCna) Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2024 05:33 PM (j6KoD) 29
The entire party might just have to collapse and be replaced by an emergent alternate-liberal party.”
This is exactly what I have been writing must happen - the current has placed for too many radicals in positions of power, and they’re driving any remaining rational people out. It’s far easier to junk that structure and start fresh than it is to reform it. Although the new party will almost certainly find a way to hang onto the Democrat name for branding reasons. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 05:34 PM (zQ3t+) 30
>>Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia.
Islam is not compatible with Society. Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2024 05:34 PM (j6KoD) Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2024 05:35 PM (Q4IgG) 32
>>Just imagine how many infidels he killed in the hospital earlier.
So. You have a hand for Wiping and a hand for Eating... which one do you use for Surgeries? Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2024 05:36 PM (j6KoD) 33
In my heyday, we knew how to handle intransigents. We had them tortured, shot, and sent to the Russian Front!
Posted by: General Burkhalter at December 20, 2024 05:36 PM (G5+As) 34
Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 05:29 PM (fs1hN) What is Dr. Smelly Noasswash doing in Germany driving into a Christmas market? Aren't there Christmas markets in Saudi he can drive into? Posted by: Deport, Expel and Ban Them at December 20, 2024 05:37 PM (R/m4+) 35
These demons are used to getting away with (up to and including) murder on unbelievable levels since the Obama years. They then got a taste of ultimate power during the lockdowns. They will not give either of those up, so stay frosty.
Posted by: Cray Cray at December 20, 2024 05:37 PM (7CGJt) 36
There's a whole lot of not listening going on, there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 05:37 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2024 05:38 PM (RIvkX) 38
I've said it before and I'll say it again: God favors us by giving us such foolish enemies.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 05:40 PM (WXNFJ) 39
Magdeburg "car" attack was the anniversary of a similar attack in Berlin in 2016.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 05:42 PM (hovnC) 40
Rejection of Identity Marxism, But the Democrats Don't Want to Listen … because they have a huge investment in Identity Marxism .. strictly a capitalist reason
Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2024 05:42 PM (o0+oQ) 41
Those laser-brains at Pod Save America and The Bulwark have been going through paroxysms of self-analysis and trying to account for the loss, and it keeps coming down to us. I don't know why some Dems are figuring it out (Ana Kasparian's another) and others aren't. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 20, 2024 05:42 PM (I87yH) 42
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
The press that didn’t tell us Biden’s Brain has been broken since his first day in office are waiting to tell us about Harris’s seemingly obvious drinking problem. Nothing changes. Same thing. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (hovnC) 43
There will be a spate of terrorist attacks in the US in the next few years, mostly muslims who snuck in under (or were flown in by) Biden*, and it will be blamed on Trump and Kash Patel. "They made us do it," the corrupt FBI agents will say.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (qUkBO) 44
But it was just a stutter..... Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (+oR7L) 45
We need people on the right to point out how much the medical complex is making with the myth of "transitioning medically to support trans folks" whenever a commie shouts that big corporations are denying health claims. And our allies should point out that all this care comes out of the pot of premiums paid to the insurance companies so when they pay for some troubled teen to get a masectomy, castration, take hormones etc that insurance company has less money available to pay for your cancer treatment or whatever.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (UKUm3) 46
Carville is interesting. He seems to see politics and elections like most people see a football game or baseball game. He watches the game, makes note of the mistakes, and advises the team on what not to do next time. And he isn't stupid. He has a sharp eye for the electorate. And he can spot stupid from a distance.
It's unfortunate that he plays for the demoncrats. He would be a hoot as a non partisan analyst just verbally kicking the shit out of whichever team does something really stupid. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (4XwPj) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (dxSpM) 48
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
The press that didn’t tell us Biden’s Brain has been broken since his first day in office are waiting to tell us about Harris’s seemingly obvious drinking problem. Nothing changes. Same thing. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 05:43 PM (hovnC) Which office? President? Vice President? Senate? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 05:44 PM (VNX3d) 49
It took the Democrats 12 years of losing the White House to finally pretend to moderate. Bill Clinton was their fig-leaf of "moderation."
But it took three crushing losses in a row to even get there. __________________________________ That was the genius of James Carville. Love him or hate him, he knew what he was doing. Carville would poll a state during the campaign to find out the most lucrative issue to exploit, and then he'd send in Clinton to hark on that issue. It's why Clinton had the reputation for "putting his finger in the air to check the winds" before making any statements. As a result, Clinton ended up cleaning up Welfare to some extent, and had a much better record on immigration than he gets credit for. Remember Hillarycare? Probably not. Carville made every effort to sabotage that effort behind the scenes. Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 05:44 PM (dIske) Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'll hang up and listen... at December 20, 2024 05:44 PM (Ad8y9) 51
> Joe Scarborough: "this is intellectually, cognitively, the Best Joe Biden ever!"
-------- You bent over backwards to kiss Trump's ring so you wouldn't get canned and have to shell out millions. Stephanopoulos has some tips, asshole. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2024 05:45 PM (Q4IgG) 52
Can we shove it up their ass and break it off yet?
Posted by: Beverly at December 20, 2024 05:45 PM (Epeb0) 53
Remember Hillarycare? Probably not. Carville made every effort to sabotage that effort behind the scenes. Posted by: Orson ============== Really? Lord, how many people are on her Hate List? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 20, 2024 05:46 PM (I87yH) 54
I'm not senile, I'm... what'd you say?
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:46 PM (Drm1A) 55
Can we shove it up their ass and break it off yet?
Posted by: Beverly at December 20, 2024 05:45 PM (Epeb0) Malformed pine trees? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 05:46 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 05:47 PM (dxSpM) 57
Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 05:29 PM (fs1hN) First, Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2024 05:47 PM (iJfKG) 58
"But before they secured permission from Reid Hoffman and other Democrat billionaires and celebrities? Nope, can't report on it, you need official confirmation from a Democrat official."
Same is true of other core false doctrines ... The Vax, Global Warming, Men can have babies, Diversity is our Strength ... but most of those "Great Lies" (can't come up with the word, am thinking "sabolith" but that is wrong) ... most of those Core Myths are still alive and well ... being used to crush/replace traditional Western dogma (via the Fake News Machine that gave us Obama the LightBringer). Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 05:48 PM (Cus5s) 59
I like my assholes easy to identify. They can stay in that fuckhead party and I hope they keep doubling down on their insane bullshit. We don't need another liberal party, we already have the R's n D's that are liberal. Hopefully the next four years we can get them the fuck out of the R party.
Liberalism has always been Marxist/socialists, it always ends up in the same place and that's right where they are now. Posted by: JROD at December 20, 2024 05:48 PM (IlL6s) 60
The Democrat Party and the media are firmly aligned with the deep state. They move in unison.
When they appear to be doing something batshit crazy like mutilating kids and calling the gender affirming care they are doing the bidding of their partners in the permanent government. Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld) 61
>>>Nah - triviality is the goal. They just want to be free to spend your money on whatever and have you not bitch so much about it.
No, they want you to DIE. Where have you been? Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2024 05:49 PM (q177U) 62
"Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia."
in Germany legally since 2006, I read Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 05:49 PM (Cus5s) 63
First,
Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2024 05:47 PM (iJfKG) --- The Mohammedan Oath Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 05:49 PM (BpYfr) 64
Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
Very sad. Israeli flag taken down at the Embassy in Dublin. Hopefully it can go up once again, when Ireland has a government that is not so viscerally hostile towards Israel and antisemitic. 4:49 AM · Dec 19, 2024 Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2024 05:49 PM (RIvkX) 65
27 Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia.
Just imagine how many infidels he killed in the hospital earlier. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 20, 2024 05:32 PM (uxCna) ---- He's a mental doctor - take it both ways. Posted by: Ciampino - psychiatrist at December 20, 2024 05:49 PM (i0xsb) 66
(can't come up with the word, am thinking "sabolith" but that is wrong)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 05:48 PM (Cus5s) Shibboleth? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2024 05:50 PM (OX9vb) 67
They won't listen. Next comes ramped up violence killing and destruction. They have crossed the line of sanity just like leftist always do.
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at December 20, 2024 05:51 PM (RtC70) 68
Hillarycare same as ObamaCare only there was no gNewt...there was no whip DeLay (the hammer) to forge the House, only pussies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:51 PM (Drm1A) 69
"Driver of the car that drove through Christmas market in Germany is reportedly a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia."
Let me guess, a urologist. Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 20, 2024 05:51 PM (qUkBO) 70
"This formulation is pure Carville. He structures this argument so that it's less concerned about the actual tyranny than it is about the elections. If tyranny won elections, you get the sense that Carville might gripe a bit, but he'd also appreciate it from an electoral-strategy point of view."
Bingo. That's why I still despise Carville: it's all about getting and maintaining power. He puts me in mind of something H.L. Mencken once wrote about Harry Truman: "If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country he [Harry Truman] would have promised to provide them with free missionaries, fattened at the taxpayers’ expense.” Posted by: Paco at December 20, 2024 05:52 PM (mADJX) 71
67 They won't listen. Next comes ramped up violence killing and destruction. They have crossed the line of sanity just like leftist always do.
Posted by: Plainoldtoast --- There's a remedy for that. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:52 PM (Drm1A) 72
It would be interesting to compare the patient outcomes for Muslim doctors compared to non-Muslims.
And by "interesting" I mean "the woketards would burn you at the stake for even suggesting such a study". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 05:54 PM (W5ArC) 73
Ireland can go F itself. England should quit pampering them an cut them loose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:54 PM (Drm1A) 74
> There's a remedy for that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:52 PM (Drm1A) The "hoof and mouth disease" remedy? If there aren't any animals with hoof and mouth disease, then there won't be any. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 05:54 PM (W5ArC) 75
Or perhaps the real problem, some Democrats argue, is that the party hasn't communicated its wonderful positions adeptly and thoroughly enough.
_________________ Face it, Dems: the dogs don't like the dog food. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 05:55 PM (YqDXo) 76
Democrats are godless commie tyrant perverts.
They and their messed up ideals need to be called out and ridiculed. Make people uncomfortable with associating with these scumbags and ideas. Hope we are all strapped in, 31 days to go. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2024 05:55 PM (ufFY8) 77
Interesting Press Conference from Zelensky in Ukraine. When asked about evidence for the North Korean troops he said that they have Russian IDs and the Russians burn their faces off before the Ukraininans can take pictures.
Of course they don't have picutured of burned face troops either. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 05:55 PM (n7h9X) 78
I think Pete Rose should get into the Hall of Fame before he dies. Come on up here Pete!
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at December 20, 2024 05:56 PM (oOc/o) 79
If England offered Ireland to Russia, Putin wouldn't take it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:56 PM (Drm1A) 80
Couldn’t you tell they were Korean by their small wieners?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 05:57 PM (ZKG7+) 81
Or perhaps the real problem, some Democrats argue, is that the party hasn't communicated its wonderful positions adeptly and thoroughly enough.
_________________ Face it, Dems: the dogs don't like the dog food. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 05:55 PM (YqDXo) https://youtu.be/XI4140D8gk0 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 05:57 PM (VNX3d) 82
One suggestion I've seen is that all commies be frogmarched to the nearest border and kicked across it, after being chipped so they can be put to hard labor if they're ever caught trying to sneak back in.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 05:57 PM (W5ArC) 83
Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
Very sad. Israeli flag taken down at the Embassy in Dublin. Hopefully it can go up once again, when Ireland has a government that is not so viscerally hostile towards Israel and antisemitic. ________________ Why is Ireland of all places hot about Israel? How many Jews can there possibly be in Ireland? A dozen, maybe? Why don't they tee off on ... say ... Zoroastrians, or Scientologists? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 05:57 PM (YqDXo) 84
I saw Burned Face Troops open for the Vomit Pigs in a punk club in Austin back in '82.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (W5ArC) 85
a doctor originally from Saudi Arabia."
Let me guess, a urologist. Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 20, 2024 05:51 PM (qUkBO) Veterinary doctor, specializing in sheep and camels. Tangentially related: I think the collective noun for camels should be "a hump of camels", or "a joe of camels". Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (ufFY8) 86
73 Ireland can go F itself. England should quit pampering them an cut them loose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 05:54 PM (Drm1A) ---- You are conflating Ireland (Eire), an independent country, with Northern Ireland, part of Great Britain. Eire is the one about the Israeli embassy closing. Posted by: Ciampino - not so hard at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (i0xsb) 87
The CR passed the House. At least 32 No votes from Republicans.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld) 88
Shibboleth Shillelagh
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (YfvWK) 89
Afternoon to evening, AoSHQers,
'Tis Freya's Day, the consummation devoutly to be wished! Especially if you have Monday and Tuesday off. My boss let us go at noon, and I had time to stop at teh grocery and do a little Xmas shopping, plus rinse off the car. It may touch freezing tonight, so no car washing tomorrow. The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space, Stirling the big black and Dagny the little Siberian, have had dinner and are racing about, chasing each other. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (omVj0) 90
‘ But the Democrats Don't Want to Listen’
Good. I hope they double down until everyone else hates them as much as I do. Then the mass arrests can kick off. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (3wi/L) 91
Sir Topham Hatt > Top of Mind
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (Vyll1) 92
Looks like Johnson cut a deal with Hakeem Jeffries to pass this - wonder how much he gave to him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (7MHHr) Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 06:00 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo) 95
65
He's a psychiatrist therefore mental. Posted by: Ciampino - not so hard is it? at December 20, 2024 06:01 PM (i0xsb) 96
>>> Tangentially related: I think the collective noun for camels should be "a hump of camels", or "a joe of camels".
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (ufFY8 ===== I never smoked. But I did win a drawing for a Joe Camel trash can from a gas station back in '92. Posted by: Turn 2 at December 20, 2024 06:01 PM (i1Dh+) 97
Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey Dec 19
For awareness — note the language here. It’s a very intentional strategy The goal is to weaken Trump and Elon by fomenting tensions between them By jabbing Trump about not being the alpha, the idea is to provoke him to sideline Elon and to fray the relationship Elon Musk @elonmusk 6h That is exactly the goal. The political & legacy media puppets all got their new instructions yesterday and are now parroting the same message to drive a wedge between @realDonaldTrump and me. They will fail. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:01 PM (hovnC) 98
Looks like Johnson cut a deal with Hakeem Jeffries to pass this - wonder how much he gave to him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (7MHHr) ________________ Thirty pieces of silver is, I believe, the going rate. I'm officially kicking off the "Oust Johnson" movement here and now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo) 99
Contrast Carville with almost any consultant or entrenched Republican politician. Carville just cares about winning and delivering as a consultant. He has no opinion on anything outside of winning. He will support anything that delivers the win for the democrat party.
Paid Republicans and their consultants are very similar. They will say and do anything as long as it delivers a loss. Losing to the Democrats is the only thing that ever matters to entrenched R party mouth breathers. Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2024 06:02 PM (Y6IkP) 100
Oh Brother, Biden was so obviously cognitively impaired during the 2020 election period that I told my spouse I doubted he would survive his term. I could not understand why anyone would vote for him as a vegetable.
TDS was so powerful. My a**hole neighbors insisted on Kamala signs this time around on their lawns. They aren't stupid, TDS is very powerful. Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 20, 2024 06:02 PM (xA5g+) 101
The Democrat house members are always good at voting in lockstep. No dissenters.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 06:02 PM (7MHHr) 102
----
You are conflating Ireland (Eire), an independent country, with Northern Ireland, part of Great Britain. Eire is the one about the Israeli embassy closing. Posted by: Ciampino - --- Never heard of such a thing but I'm OK with it. Cut Eire loose, let them hang themselves. Only thing is, it's within England's territorial waters and lo to the outsider. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 06:02 PM (Drm1A) 103
I wonder if other languages have all these different words for groups of animals or if it’s just a quirk of English.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 06:03 PM (ZKG7+) 104
There are 2,700 joos in Ireland
Several reasons: Historical connection to terrorism Conflation of British oppression Contemporary woke Marxism Ancient Catholic antisemitism Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2024 06:03 PM (RIvkX) 105
It's Deep State special there - despite their being plenty of ethnic Irish being leftist, new world order idiots they have imported all sorts of Indian and other crazy immigrant peeps to be in their government. When the riots were on for housing illegals there I was struck by the uniformity of non irish names wanting to crack down.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:04 PM (n7h9X) 106
Breaking: No govt shutdown. Everyone ok on a bill to pass...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2024 06:04 PM (exHjb) 107
Breaking: No govt shutdown. Everyone ok on a bill to pass...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2024 06:04 PM (exHjb) Shoot. Congressional Republicans didn't give me the Christmas present I wanted. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:06 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:06 PM (WXNFJ) 109
The CR passed the House. At least 32 No votes from Republicans.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld) Big one or small one? Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X) 110
Great the govt wont shutdown over the holidays when they all shutdown and go on vacation because they get 90 days a year.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 06:07 PM (ZKG7+) 111
Chad Pergram @ChadPergram 2h
McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down. And how foolish it is to bet your own side won't take the blame for it. Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one. When you try to use normal government function as a bargaining chip, you pay a political price https://tinyurl.com/kwu3rwt2 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (hovnC) 112
Several reasons:
Historical connection to terrorism Conflation of British oppression Contemporary woke Marxism Ancient Catholic antisemitism Posted by: San Franpsycho If only Manischevitz made whiskey... Posted by: Miklos would try that at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (xesY+) 113
I noticed a distinct lack of self-reflection among the libs in my life after the election loss.
Then I pointed it out. I still have not noticed much, but I have noticed a lot of blame, deflection, and misdirection. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (RIvkX) 114
The dogs won't eat the canned dog food!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (Aqu9a) 115
I keep seeing them advocating running Commie Lay again, or (heaven help us) O'CrazyHo-TittyCaca.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi I don't think they will. This is just throat-clearing to goose donors to start building up a new challenger. "Hey, if you guys don't get off your asses, this will happen." Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (IG4Id) Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (Cus5s) 117
McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down. And how foolish it is to bet your own side won't take the blame for it. Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one. When you try to use normal government function as a bargaining chip, you pay a political price
https://tinyurl.com/kwu3rwt2 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (hovnC) You mean like not recessing for recess appointments you fraud? Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:09 PM (n7h9X) 118
Shoot. Congressional Republicans didn't give me the Christmas present I wanted.
------- Maybe there's a pony underneath the mountain of horseshit. Let's keep digging! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:09 PM (hovnC) 119
The Democrat house members are always good at voting in lockstep. No dissenters.
Posted by: Tom Servo Why it's almost as if it is a cult. Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:10 PM (WXNFJ) 120
I would be surprised if the government employees would love a shutdown, no work and back pay when the budget gets done.
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9) 121
They aren't stupid, TDS is very powerful.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 20, 2024 06:02 PM (xA5g+) I saw more cocksucker signs than pedo dementia patient signs. But 20 M fewer ballots? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 20, 2024 06:10 PM (i24o9) 122
If only Manischevitz made whiskey...
Posted by: Miklos would try that at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (xesY+) ==== It would taste something like a cross between Jagermeister and Southern Comfort. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2024 06:11 PM (RIvkX) 123
I keep seeing them advocating running Commie Lay again, or (heaven help us) O'CrazyHo-TittyCaca.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi I don't think they will. This is just throat-clearing to goose donors to start building up a new challenger. "Hey, if you guys don't get off your asses, this will happen." Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (IG4Id) They may want to do that, but of course a lot of them were planning to get an open convention and that failed. It might just be that if they don't crush their zealots and purge them, everyone will be too cowardly to try. It happenend in 1992 when nobody wanted to Oppose Bush I but Clinton and Gary Hart. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X) 124
By Grabthar's Hammer, I need a pounding.
Posted by: Paul P. at December 20, 2024 06:12 PM (a3Q+t) 125
Breaking: No govt shutdown. Everyone ok on a bill to pass...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2024 06:04 PM (exHjb) BOHICA Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2024 06:12 PM (Aqu9a) 126
Quite possibly, a blue-haired tranny did deny your health insurance claim, because DEI provisions required the insurance company to hire that freak.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 06:13 PM (8zz6B) 127
"how foolish it is to bet your own side won't take the blame for it."
-- Who cares. Does he think voters actually remember this a year or two down the road and what difference does it make? No one says, "I'm not voting R because they caused a Gov shutdown." Posted by: Ciampino - not so hard is it? at December 20, 2024 06:13 PM (i0xsb) 128
By Grabthar's Hammer, I need a pounding.
Posted by: Paul P. at December 20, 2024 06:12 PM (a3Q+t) I LOL'd. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2024 06:14 PM (Aqu9a) 129
If you want to see how a political party dies, look to Trudeau’s Liberal Party in Canada. This party has been “the Government Party” for over 100 years, and has governed Canada for most of that time. Now, thanks to Trudeau’s misrule, the party’s poll numbers have dropped to extinction levels. A good example was a by-election in BC a few days ago; in a seat that the Liberals had easily held for a long
time. This time the results were Conservative Party, 66%; Liberals, 16%. That’s a good guess as to how the next national election will go as well. The Liberal Party of Canada dies with Trudeau’s career. It won’t be back. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 06:14 PM (7MHHr) 130
Some of us knew this back in the '70s.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:06 PM (WXNFJ) The 870s? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2024 06:14 PM (ufFY8) 131
If only Manischevitz made whiskey...
Posted by: Miklos would try that at December 20, 2024 06:08 PM (xesY+) ==== It would taste something like a cross between Jagermeister and Southern Comfort. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2024 06:11 PM (RIvkX) I just threw up in my mouth a little. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (Aqu9a) 132
The defining characteristic of leftism, besides talking like a fag and their shit being retarded, is lathe lack of self reflection and analytical thinking.
So, I would hold my breath waiting for them to figure out why they lost. Reality is the last thing they will consider. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (ZKG7+) 133
So are we getting fucked again?
Posted by: That Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (WNVpZ) 134
Biden was clearly daft in the 2020 election.
Now he is getting the physical imparements that goes with his age. Maybe a stroke might mess his mind and body, but I think his brain was fried four years ago, loosing ability to just makes it more obvious. Very old men can have difficulty walking.... taking a while to shuffle up to the mic, or keeping the pace is one thing, shuffling off aimlessly is another, especially when you should just be stnding there. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (/lPRQ) 135
Ace -
It took the Democrats 12 years of losing the White House to finally pretend to moderate. Bill Clinton was their fig-leaf of "moderation." But it took three crushing losses in a row to even get there. ----------------------------- And when he got in, he and Hillary went hard left and generated a massive loss in the House in 1994 and a GOP Majority. Bill Clinton, NOT the DNC tacked rightward hard for the last term and a half to avoid losing in 96 and impeachment after that. Probably no GOP winner in 96 would have governed as right as Clinton did. Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:16 PM (n7h9X) 136
So are we getting fucked again?
Posted by: That Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (WNVpZ) It Is Assured Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at December 20, 2024 06:16 PM (Aqu9a) 137
So are we getting fucked again?
Posted by: That Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (WNVpZ) Better you than me. Posted by: The Toaster at December 20, 2024 06:16 PM (ufFY8) 138
BOHICA
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2024 06:12 PM Something the two of us can be bipartisan on! Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at December 20, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t) 139
House passed a spending bill.
Now the Senate, and then next year will be glorious! says The Speaker. Posted by: L - cellphone at December 20, 2024 06:18 PM (NFX2v) 140
So are we getting fucked again?
Posted by: That Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM Don't leave us out in the cold. Posted by: The Monkey and The Football at December 20, 2024 06:18 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Ciampino - not so hard is it? at December 20, 2024 06:18 PM (i0xsb) 142
The defining characteristic of leftism, besides talking like a fag and their shit being retarded, is lathe lack of self reflection and analytical thinking.
So, I would hold my breath waiting for them to figure out why they lost. Reality is the last thing they will consider. Posted by: sniffybigtoe ==== Authoritarian thugs want power for the sake of having power. The only consistent positition they will ever have is sending their enemies to the camps. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 06:19 PM (/lPRQ) 143
BOCOD
Just reminded me of a time a guy meant to say BOHICA but said BOCOD instead and we laughed at him. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 06:19 PM (ZKG7+) 144
For some reason, the Democrats seem determined to embrace perversion, whether it be trannies or furries or drag queens or pedophiles. They refuse to see that this kind of shit is unpopular and distasteful to the vast majority of Americans. It makes you wonder what kind of diabolical idiots control the Party.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I ate too much and dozed off at December 20, 2024 06:19 PM (/7KEl) 145
"I'm told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let 'em see you." — Biden, to wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator Chuck Graham
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:19 PM (XeU6L) 146
The Liberal Party of Canada dies with Trudeau’s career. It won’t be back. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 06:14 PM (7MHHr) ____________ Parties in Canada are frequently destroyed. The Progressive Conservatives were reduced to 2 seats after Kim Campbell called an election. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 06:20 PM (dxSpM) 147
Authoritarian thugs want power for the sake of having power.
------- We're smart and sophisticated, we know what is best. Posted by: Dems at December 20, 2024 06:21 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: Actual DU Thread at December 20, 2024 06:21 PM (a3Q+t) 149
I just want it to get dark so I can put my jammies on and watch tv.
Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 05:24 PM Do you need jammies when it's dark? Posted by: Philosomoron at December 20, 2024 06:22 PM (a3Q+t) 150
Of course they don't have picutured of burned face troops either.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 05:55 PM (n7h9X) I guess "burned faces" was more believable than "teleported the Nork corpses back to Norkland". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (8zz6B) 151
>>>Some of us knew this back in the '70s.
Posted by: Tonypete --- 1770 is about fifteen years early. Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (Drm1A) 152
For some reason, the Democrats seem determined to embrace perversion, whether it be trannies or furries or drag queens or pedophiles. They refuse to see that this kind of shit is unpopular and distasteful to the vast majority of Americans. It makes you wonder what kind of diabolical idiots control the Party.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I ate too much and dozed off at December 20, 2024 06:19 PM All is proceeding as we have foreseen. Posted by: Big Penguin at December 20, 2024 06:24 PM (a3Q+t) 153
I thought the Bald Eagle already was designated our National Bird?
https://tinyurl.com/4j5fp2c7 Posted by: Ciampino -------- Watching the Dems and GOPe, Ben Franklin's preference for the turkey is becoming more logical. Although, thinking about it, the Turkey Vulture might be more appropriate. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:24 PM (XeU6L) 154
I thought the Bald Eagle already was designated our National Bird?
https://tinyurl.com/4j5fp2c7 Posted by: Ciampino -------- Watching the Dems and GOPe, Ben Franklin's preference for the turkey is becoming more logical. Although, thinking about it, the Turkey Vulture might be more appropriate. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:24 PM (XeU6L) I think Congress should designate a Congressional Bird. I recommend the pterodactyl. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:25 PM (VNX3d) 155
It still has to be passed by the Senate and signed by Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 06:25 PM (63Dwl) 156
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
Posted by: Big Penguin -------- I love it when a plan comes together. Posted by: Stan at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (XeU6L) 157
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus dildo?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (paSBy) 158
“While it does not include everything we sought, it includes disaster relief that the President requested for the communities recovering from the storm, eliminates the accelerated pathway to a tax cut for billionaires, and would ensure that the government can continue to operate at full capacity,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said.
Since this didn't pass with the suspension of debt-limit that Trump wanted, I can assume that the "accelerated pathway to a tax cut for billionaires" is Dem speak for suspension of the debt-limit. Chip Roy got what he wanted, I guess. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (fs1hN) 159
Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h
BREAKING: Speaker Johnson was going to split the spending bill into multiple pieces but caved to Democrats who wanted an “all-in-one” bill, according to Rep. Thomas Massie Leading Report @LeadingReport 29m BREAKING: Spending bill to avert government shutdown has passed the House. Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13m JUST IN - U.S. House passes stopgap funding bill, averting government shutdown. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (3wi/L) 161
ZKG7+)
144 For some reason, the Democrats seem determined to embrace perversion, whether it be trannies or furries or drag queens or pedophiles. They refuse to see that this kind of shit is unpopular and distasteful to the vast majority of Americans. It makes you wonder what kind of diabolical idiots control the Party. Posted by: Don Black. Message: I ate too much and dozed off at December 20, 2024 06:19 PM (/7KEl) This happens to organizations that are so focused on their own virtue” that they say “we can’t judge! We’re inclusive to all! Sounds great to some, but what happens is that worst radicals find it easy to rise in these organizations - they are highly motivated to do so. As soon as they get power, they kick out all the normies and bring in all of their pervy friends to run things. It’s happened to a lot of NGO’s and foundations, that’s how you end up with Jewish foundations sponsoring pro-Hamas protests. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 06:28 PM (7MHHr) 162
Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav 6h
🚨 UPDATE: Thomas Massie has won. The House GOP leadership is splitting the spending bill into smaller pieces. Each section will be voted on individually and allowed to pass or fail on it's own. CR, disaster relief, debt limit increase, etc. They will each be separate votes. Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 2h Replying to @WallStreetMav This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:28 PM (hovnC) 163
I think Congress should designate a Congressional Bird. I recommend the pterodactyl.
--- The Dodo. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 20, 2024 06:28 PM (paSBy) 164
Better you than me.
Posted by: The Toaster ------ Good to see you back. I suppose the couch will show up any day. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:28 PM (XeU6L) 165
Elon Musk @elonmusk 2h
So is this a Republican bill or a Democrat bill? 🤔 Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 2h Replying to @elonmusk It’s much improved because of transparency & feedback X has provided. It went from roughly 1500 pages to 100. Lots of pork was cut. Johnson agreed this morning to pass what remained as separate bills, but when he found out Jeffries will provide votes, he went back to 1 bill. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM (hovnC) 166
JUST IN - U.S. House passes stopgap funding bill, averting government shutdown.
Posted by: andycanuck I read that as "inverted pork rectum" Posted by: Miklos has new glasses, so it's not that at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM (xesY+) 167
I think Congress should designate a Congressional Bird. I recommend the pterodactyl.
--- The Dodo. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist ------ Blue-footed booby? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:30 PM (XeU6L) 168
"This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill."
dammit Posted by: fd at December 20, 2024 06:30 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 06:31 PM (3wi/L) 170
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'He's a mental doctor - take it both ways.' Huh. Just like Nidal Hassan. Posted by: Dr. Claw ---- And, 'Admiral' 'Rachel' Levine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:31 PM (XeU6L) 171
nood Hits
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:32 PM (hovnC) 172
167 I think Congress should designate a Congressional Bird. I recommend the pterodactyl.
--- The Dodo. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist ------ Blue-footed booby? --- Where's Spurwing Plover when we really need him? Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 20, 2024 06:32 PM (paSBy) 173
NOOOOODDDD-uh
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:32 PM (fs1hN) 174
"This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill."
So Re-election as Speaker strategy is clear. Posted by: Miklos would spit, but is busy drinking at December 20, 2024 06:32 PM (xesY+) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (Drm1A) 176
So are we getting fucked again?
Posted by: That Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:15 PM (WNVpZ) Like Arnold used to whisper in my ear before he penetrated me...over and over again..."Yessss!" Posted by: Arnold's Maid at December 20, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+) 177
The insane wing of the Dems won't bend, their movement is religious in nature. They think they hold the moral high ground and are above the laws of govt and/or society. They believe they ARE the law and they won't stop. They will get more violent.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2024 07:13 PM (Bwqq4) Kamala Harris To Be Offered $20 Million in a Media Payoff Disguised as an "Advance" on Book Royalties
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