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GAINZZZ and BRAINZZZ
The human brain runs a lot hotter than stupid scientists ever realized before. Idiots.
Some parts of the deep brain can get up to 40 C (104 F), a new study shows, though this varies by sex, time of day, and various other factors. Compare that with the average oral temperature in human bodies, which is typically under 37 C (98.6 F). This isn't a sign of malfunctioning though, researchers think, and may actually be evidence that the brain is operating healthily. Unusual heat signatures could potentially be used in the future to look for signs of brain damage or disorder. ... The average brain temperature was 38.5 C (101.3 F) the researchers found, more than 2 degrees higher than under the tongue. Variations were noted based on the time of day, the brain region, and the participant's age, sex, and menstrual cycle. Female brains were on average around 0.4C (0.72 F) warmer than male brains, most likely due to the menstrual cycle...Obviously.
...while the highest brain temperature recorded was 40.9 C (105.6 C). Daily variations averaged around 1 C (1.8 F), with the outer parts of the brain generally cooler. "We found that brain temperature drops at night before you go to sleep and rises during the day," says O'Neill. "There is good reason to believe this daily variation is associated with long-term brain health -- something we hope to investigate next."When I get stressed, sometimes I put a coldpack on the back of my neck, to cool the blood going into my brain. It clears the head, I think. Like adding a little extra antifreeze to an overheating engine. Over in the prestigious International Journal of No Shit, Really Sherlock?!?, they've determined that the brain engages in data compression.
Brains apply "data compression" to maximize performance and minimize cost when making decisions, according to a study published Monday that could affect future research into artificial intelligence.Leftists do the most data compression of all, reducing all decision-making into a single one-variable question, "Is this woke or not-woke?"
Well, a lot of people are really good at the first part of that, the "forgetting information" part. Below: repeatedly looking down at your cellphone all day may be literally changing your head.
The study in the journal Nature Neuroscience used an experiment with mice to investigate adaptive behavior in decision-making and "how reward expectations are affected by differences in internal representations." ...
The "data compression" essentially refers to researchers making the brain forget about just enough of information, through "tunnel vision" and by the mice's own actions, that the mice still arrive at a solution but not enough to arrive at the wrong one.
Scientists have discovered that a bony protrusion, which did not exist in the early 2000s, began to form in the lower back of the skull of the new generation, who looked at the phone with their head bowed for a long time, it reached up to 2.6 cm by 2020..pic.twitter.com/OqTroCtfVr
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) June 3, 2022
The study in question examined 1,200 X-rays of males and females between 18 and 86. It then divided the results according to age, with a decade-by-decade approach, and examined the size of the extended external occipital protuberance and how it relates to gender and the degree of forward head protraction, a term used to describe how far forward your head rests. The unusual growth is present in many of our skulls and isn't dangerous or particularly noteworthy on its own. In fact, it can happen in other locations in the body as you age.So... yes we're growing horns in the backs of our head. Yes, it is hypothesized that this is because of new repetitive behavior, looking down at cellphones. But no, we haven't proved that yet. Debunked!!!! We're not growing "horns" like we're mutating. But when ligaments are always pulling on a bone in the same way, the bone starts to grow in the direction of that ligament, to reduce stress on it. If you feel like you're looking at your phone too much, Cal Newport (whose book, Deep Work, is worth reading), has some suggestions:
In the study, the researchers found the 18- to 30-year-old age group had the highest incidence, an unexpected result. The Washington Post notes how the researchers found "the size of the bone growth ... actually decreased with age," but this is not the case. The study shows that it increases with age after your 40s -- it's just that the youngest age group has an abnormally high incidence of the protrusion. However, one of the study's major pitfalls is that it doesn't provide any data related to phone use. No data within the paper supports this conclusion and this study hasn't been performed. Rather, authors Shahar and Sayers offer up suggestions for the next step. They finish their report with the statement: "We hypothesize that the use of modern technologies and handheld devices, may be primarily responsible for these postures and subsequent development of adaptive robust cranial features in our sample." The key is the word hypothesize -- this is not a truth, fact or even a suggestion of either. It is a proposed explanation that requires further investigation. "The most obvious thing is that we can't show causal effect, of course. So it is weaker evidence," says Mark Sayers, co-author on the paper. To actually perform a study on whether our phones are causing this bizarre horn, we'd need to look at the protuberance in a group of 18- to 30-year-olds who don't use their phones every day and compare them to those who do.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at July 22, 2022 05:20 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 22, 2022 05:22 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:23 PM (b9JwF)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 22, 2022 05:23 PM (pCXlW)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2022 05:23 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2022 05:24 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 05:24 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 05:24 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2022 05:25 PM (WmGrA)
***
I need to try this
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:25 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2022 05:25 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2022 05:25 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Catherine at July 22, 2022 05:26 PM (ZSsrh)
me too.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (B3oWe)
Said begone with ye, and back to thy primary - thy heart doth not beguile me.
I may have paraphrased.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2022 05:25 PM (sWM8x)
I stopped at the Dave in Texas appreciation thread...
Just now checking back in.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Data compression, indexing, cross-referencing, thermo- and electro-regulation, file checking, adaptive antivirus, code literally within code, within yet more code, within yet more code, and all that code doesn't even cover what's outside the genome, and we haven't a clue how to go about figuring that out.
The detail of the human body - and consequently, other organisms on this planet, though none so exquisite as humanity - is quite literally incomprehensible, and may not be able to be pinned down to the merely physical - I say may, but I am assured it is not. For instance, did you know that depression is not caused by serotonin imbalance, and that depression meds are actually actively damaging people?
Nothing in our Western culture is what we thought it was, not our entertainment, not our history, and this extends to our science too.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 22, 2022 05:28 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 22, 2022 05:28 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (guGkK)
***wild applause***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Ace stands with his feet parallel to each other.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 05:16 PM (KNJGg)
>>> When I get stressed, sometimes I put a coldpack on the back of my neck, to cool the blood going into my brain. It clears the head, I think. Like adding a little extra antifreeze to an overheating engine.
Addendum: Hot-brained Ace stands with his feet parallel to each other.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (U3uv2)
Get down there! Lower. All the way to the ground! Now push you lilly livered sack of spuds!
I imagine he's Mick from Rocky telling me to catch that chicken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: Tomorrow's WaPo Editorial, probably at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (HmZuC)
me too.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (B3oWe)
Content?
Posted by: AoSHQ Morons Everywhere at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (kf6Ak)
Excellent news.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:29 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (+Cgut)
A human-created genetic experiment goes haywire and destroys the Earth, forcing the survivors to flee to the asteroid belt and the moons of the outer planets.
There are A LOT elements in this book reminiscent of The Expanse. For instance, the asteroid belt inhabitants in Bloom even developed their own creole language. And the Bloom itself behaves similar to the protomolecule in The Expanse. Bloom was written in 1998, so I wonder if the creators of The Expanse were inspired by it.
What's really interesting is that the main character is basically a YouTuber/social media influencer, in a book that was written several years before that became a thing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (glGDV)
I've been reading some space marine fiction by P. A. Piatt. It's basic but not bad, I can safely endorse it.
Unlike Richard Meyer's Jawbreakers; Grand Bizarre...which ought to be in my wheelhouse but the main characters are so unlikeable, I want them to die in a fire. I don't know WTF Meyer/Ya Boi Zach was thinking. I like his "Iron Sights" graphic novel just fine.
I might stop buying Meyer's stuff, despite our cultural and political alignment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (XvPQV)
Said begone with ye, and back to thy primary - thy heart doth not beguile me.
I may have paraphrased.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (kf6Ak)
Excellent
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (guGkK)
Sometimes i hear peoples cooling fans kick on when they are thinking hard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (KNJGg)
Posted by: *biden's brain at July 22, 2022 05:31 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 05:31 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: Catherine
Nice !
How was your birthday ?
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2022 05:31 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM (KNJGg)
Just get a good heat sink and you don't need the fan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:32 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:32 PM (C5Ncp)
I may have paraphrased.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (kf6Ak)
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That is good news!
I'm sure it sounded better in the original Klingon...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:32 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Prime Sister at July 22, 2022 05:32 PM (tQL7r)
Brainpower does burn energy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 22, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV)
Norman! Coordinate!
Posted by: toby928 at July 22, 2022 05:33 PM (yQpMk)
Guest bath and master shower tile being finished up, then will complete the master bath. Might have to do a ceiling fan install this weekend.
Then on to finishing up the covered patio tongue and groove ceiling and landscaping.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:33 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2022 05:33 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: A zombie at July 22, 2022 05:33 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 05:33 PM (jTmQV)
me too.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (B3oWe)
long form reading is a perishable skill. The good news, it comes back. But you have to dedicate time to just reading and doing nothing else.
You can do it, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (XvPQV)
Anyway, I'm currently doing some pyrography for a blue line flag placque that I was commissioned. Not anything I've done, but it's sort of a hobby gain.
On the physical gains, I'm still working towards one handed pushups, and have started using strict portion control on my eating. Either it fits in 1 (or 3 for dinner) ramekins or I don't eat it. We'll see how this goes. It has so far succeeded in keeping me hungry, now to see if it can succeed in persisting.
Posted by: .87c at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (ltjFF)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: J. Random Commentator at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Weasel
This man - he gets it.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (0LcBf)
I need to check my braintifreeze - must be low.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (b9JwF)
Trolls are silicon-based lifeforms. Silicon is a semi-conductor. As troll brain temperature became lower, their brain structure morphed from semi-conductor to SUPER conductor, and consequently increased their overall intelligence.
At one point a troll is on the brink of deducing a theory of everything while his brain is at subzero temps, but then he's rescued and his brain goes back to normal, leaving him with a complex set of formulas that ends with "="
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (C5Ncp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: jojo at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (vwzXd)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (sn5EN)
Mental Gainz: I signed up for two sculpture classes about a month ago and I'm enjoying them. One is figure scupture, the other is stonecarving. I'll probably continue the stonecarving class when the next term begins in Sept. Meanwhile, I'm waiting to find out if I got into an online grad certificate program which will hopefully help me with work.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (RkC6l)
IF is going swimmingly. Finally dealing with the hammertoe that developed after recovering from coma. Simple little device doing the trick.
Planted a victory garden a couple weeks. Everyone is pitching in and all seedlings are sprouting nicely. Kids are fairly excited.
Started reading the Postmodern Pilgrim's Progress to the kids, as well. They're enjoying it.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (C5Ncp)
Um, Neanderthals WERE Homos.
That's probably why they all died out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (guGkK)
Book thread!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:34 PM (kf6Ak)
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My understanding is that the Friday afternoon GAINZZZ! thread is also a BOOKZZZ! thread for those so inclined. It helps that the book I'm currently reading is actually somewhat relevant to the topic at hand...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (atmen)
Waist size, same, weight, same, hair, same, same number of teeth.
Passed my eye test at the DMV.
It's all good.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (NpAcC)
My typical, summer partial-hiatus with exercise is underway. Down to one 45 minute elliptical session and one 30-45 minute pilates workout a week (too hot for me to do anything more until it gets cooler).
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM (C5Ncp)
Um, Neanderthals WERE Homos.
That's probably why they all died out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (guGkK)
A mere technicality.
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:38 PM (C5Ncp)
My personal record was 107. Drove my parents nuts, because I'd go immediately to past 102 if I sniffed a packet of Pop Rocks.
Point being, human immunity works differently for different people. Mine is tuned to 11. That is both good and bad.
My average temp ? 94. I'm cold blooded.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at July 22, 2022 05:38 PM (ypSbF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:30 PM
Have you considered boxers, or going commando?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 05:37 PM (geLO
*checks the daily meme log*
Nope. You're the first.
Chop chop.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Joke Review Panel at July 22, 2022 05:38 PM (guGkK)
We are post Constitutional now, so why not?
With kangaroo courts, profoundly stupid jurors and a completely dysfunctional court system, I would trusts the Magic Eight Ball.
Since the Left can ignore courts and laws they don't like, so can we. Bog the courts down in garbage cases that take generations to try.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 22, 2022 05:39 PM (LRmUi)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2022 05:39 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:39 PM (C5Ncp)
Posted by: Mudd's Woman at July 22, 2022 05:39 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2022 05:39 PM (0LcBf)
15 mile run in the morning, continuing the Marine Corp Marathon training.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2022 05:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 05:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Weasel
I knew I liked you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2022 05:40 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 05:40 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:35 PM
And that wittle guy was me.
Posted by: Beto at July 22, 2022 05:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2022 05:41 PM (Zhwz2)
So are womenzs thinking more? Or just burning more energy less efficiently because they don't have that male chromy superpower?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (b9JwF)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (jTmQV)
She is now dead lifting, squatting and overhead pressing in our garage gym
Hope to have osteoporosis reversed in a year
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (Xz4oT)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (sn5EN)
Weight loss is just plain weird, and I think depends mostly on the individual and their personal chemistry. Some folks can indeed consume and burn complex sugars and carbs and not gain much or any weight - others cannot barely touch them. Protein alone will not give you enough energy to think much less walk and do normal daily activities. Starvation cuts both intakes off, but it messes up a lot of other stuff.
Bottom line, you have to experiment what works - add in exercise daily, and you're there...I think...maybe.
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at July 22, 2022 05:38 PM (ypSbF)
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My immune system is also tuned to 11. I'm basically immune to colds and flu (like COVID-19). However, my immune system is so badass the only thing left that presents a challenge is my own body. Fortunately, it's mostly under control thanks to some invasive surgery several years ago and constant medications.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:43 PM (K5n5d)
They've even streamlined the answer to all questions, too! "Blame rich white straight men and make them pay more!"
Posted by: Grimmy at July 22, 2022 05:43 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 05:43 PM (geLO8)
I'll miss Dave in Texas terribly. He always had kind words and was helpful sharing barbecue tips for his trusty Traeger grill.
The last tweet I saw was of his loyal doggeh, Sadie, a few days ago. She needed scritches.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 22, 2022 05:44 PM (t9C1U)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 05:43 PM (geLO
My cousin was a historic music major whose instrument was the sackbut.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 22, 2022 05:44 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 22, 2022 05:44 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM
Blonde. It's not just a hair color anymore.
Posted by: Blondes everywhere at July 22, 2022 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 05:44 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 05:43 PM (geLO
Lyre!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (C5Ncp)
Posted by: Tom Servo
ISWYDT
Still, does the same thing not happen with people who read a lot? As in, head bowed to read? I've noticed this when I read for hours at a time, neck hurts. I need some contraption to hold the book up higher to eye level.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (b9JwF)
No. It's easy to figure out. We all have six pints of blood in our body. When are you the dumbest ? When you have a hard-on, of course. Little head thinking for the big one. It happens.
Women have to pump blood to those tits every day, 24/7. The bigger the boobs ? Well, figure it out.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (ypSbF)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2022 05:40 PM (5p7BC)
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There's an excellent Book by a Moron this weekend that may interest you...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: DB
Whomp whomp.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 05:40 PM (dNqv+)
If you can get your hands on a straight bar, do sets of 30 reps with just the bar (no plates).
It'll get blood pumping into the area and help alleviate the "tennis elbow".
I've used this protocol for golfers elbow with great success. It'll work for you too...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2022 05:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2022 05:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:36 PM (K5n5d)
I just checked my library and it doesn't have Bloom,but it does have some other books by that author - must investigate further.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:46 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 22, 2022 05:46 PM (/6GbT)
I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (5pTK/)
She is now dead lifting, squatting and overhead pressing in our garage gym
Hope to have osteoporosis reversed in a year
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 22, 2022 05:42 PM (Xz4oT)
It will be a dramatic reversal. Share her story when she gets her next bone density scan...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Of course they are. Women are naturally hotter than men.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (Wql2T)
Posted by: toby928 at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (C5Ncp)
Oh, and the goat said "Nah brah, not today!".
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (atmen)
Posted by: toby928
Ewoks?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (fBY/Q)
I've used this protocol for golfers elbow with great success. It'll work for you too...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (BgMrQ)
::Raises glass to DiT::
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Miklos thinks Brains are Sexy (OVERRULED-the smaller head) at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (rGQ3x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (guGkK)
**
I've not been on twitter for two years and I missed that he was sick. Very sad that he's gone. He was a fun, really nice COB.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Joint pain seems to go away in time with lower weighs if you don't overstress and cause more injury.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (b9JwF)
Posted by: Miklos will do that again at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (rGQ3x)
All gainzzzz. For the septic tank.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: toby928
No, no, that was a Buttsack.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (ftFVW)
https://tinyurl.com/ye2xu2a9
I want one
Posted by: Skip
The noise is annoying !
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2022 05:50 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (VdGjU)
"Honest, Officer, I've only had a few prayers."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2022 05:50 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: In Reel Life
Done
Posted by: Miklos will do that again at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (rGQ3x)
I've raised a couple.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 22, 2022 05:50 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (C5Ncp)
Hmm. I don't recall eating any spare tires.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:50 PM (U3uv2)
I straight up wonder about that. It'll be cancer, I think, when that day hits. Because - seriously - my immune response is stupid.
Covid was a deal for a week, yet, all my vitals were great. Dumb great - the chics at the clinic were kinda' surprised. On a regular flu, I just sleep for a day and do a dream that would make Prometheus look like a short story. I don't go to a doctor much.
It's gonna' get me - nobody gets out alive.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at July 22, 2022 05:50 PM (ypSbF)
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I guess the Neanderthals were all over Twatter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 05:51 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:46 PM (kf6Ak)
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Wil McCarthy is a pretty decent science fiction author. His background in aerospace engineering helps him come up with interesting ideas based on hard science. He gets pretty "out there" but at the same time it's somewhat grounded in reality, kind of like Steven Baxter (another engineer turned science fiction author)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:51 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 22, 2022 05:49 PM (VdGjU)
Nobody joins the Thread without reporting some GAINZZZ...
Posted by: Albert Collins at July 22, 2022 05:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Two children have been diagnosed with monkeypox in the U.S., health officials said Friday.
One is a toddler in California and the other an infant who is not a U.S. resident, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The children were described as being in good health and receiving treatment. How they caught the disease is being investigated, but officials think it was through household transmission. Other details weren't immediately disclosed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2022 05:51 PM (63Dwl)
(look up some Wagner musical scores)
Trombone in English.
Posaune in French.
But, yes it is a funny word.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 05:51 PM (jTmQV)
Women have to pump blood to those tits every day, 24/7. The bigger the boobs ? Well, figure it out.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at July 22, 2022 05:45 PM (ypSbF)
It’s biology
Posted by: Justice Brown Jackson at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Robert Reiccchhh at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (rGQ3x)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (kf6Ak)
134 You are what you eat. Layers here.
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM (C5Ncp)
Hmm. I don't recall eating any spare tires.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:50 PM (U3uv2)
Oh I dunno, some people carry one around. Well that, or muffin tops.
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (C5Ncp)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 22, 2022 05:53 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2022 05:53 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2022 05:53 PM (PiwSw)
Now you see a lot of older people sitting on rascals and eating like they are bailing hay for a living. Its odd. Perhaps genetics have changed or perhaps the requirements of the human body in the past 60 years have changed...but the average age of death has definitely increased, so these developments may be a combination of better genetics for survival or just better medical treatment, or both.
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 05:54 PM (+Cgut)
Oh, and the goat said "Nah brah, not today!".
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 22, 2022 05:48 PM (+ldAm)
That eagle took a beating.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:54 PM (U3uv2)
FYI -- Ed Driscoll over at Insty has a link to here about Dave in Texas.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2022 05:53 PM (PiwSw)
Driscoll seems to be a friend of the blog.
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:54 PM (C5Ncp)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 22, 2022 05:55 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 05:55 PM (atmen)
I am not religious. I simply am not.
But when looking at shit like how the planet works, and how people work, I can't look you in the eye and say "It just evolved".
I'm OK with not knowing. I'm also OK with just appreciating how pretty the systems are. And they all just work.
Posted by: Sauce for the Goose at July 22, 2022 05:56 PM (ypSbF)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (C5Ncp)
I'd hang on to a muffin top like a hungry goat eagle.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 05:57 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Boswell
The Official USDA Food Pyramid (quietly deleted after 50 years) has caused people to go pyramid-shaped.
Posted by: Miklos is convinced of this at July 22, 2022 05:57 PM (rGQ3x)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 22, 2022 05:57 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
Any one of the members of the Moron Guild here would be more than willing to chase you around the parking lot a few laps to help out.
What can I say - We're givers.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 05:57 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2022 05:52 PM (ifHdv)
***golf clap***
Not for nothing Marcus, but post treatment up until now, I've felt like shit...can't lift anything close to what I was able to pre-treatment.
Finally complained loud enough that my docs checked my thyroid levels.
Long story short: My TSH score was out of whack. I'm treating it now, and I'm starting to feel like my old self, and I'm moving some reasonable weights again.
If your issue persists, get your thyroid checked!
Posted by: Albert Collins at July 22, 2022 05:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 22, 2022 05:58 PM (m7R0k)
What is the Postmodern Pilgrim's Progress?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 05:58 PM (PrR4G)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2022 05:53 PM (PiwSw)
Driscoll seems to be a friend of the blog.
Posted by: kraken
Have I told you about the remastered Beatles Crossfit Vegan album documentary?
Posted by: Ed Driscoll at July 22, 2022 05:59 PM (rGQ3x)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 05:59 PM (BgMrQ)
I literally did not sleep last night. doggeh has a painful hip so whined or needed to go out all night. The pain meds make her thirsty.
I'm going to sleep good tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 22, 2022 05:59 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 05:59 PM (2JoB8)
I get about 100:1 compression on stuff my wife tells me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:00 PM (KNJGg)
Posted by: Albert Collins
Darleen gave me a hickey
Posted by: Miklos, if that counts at July 22, 2022 06:00 PM (rGQ3x)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2022 06:00 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 05:55 PM (atmen)
The French word for sweater is "le pull" and I had a lovely French teacher in college that wore the most loveliest sweaters - which made me want to pull on them - which the only reason I remember that word. What this has to do with what you posted, I have no idea...but there you go.
Joe Mannix...help.
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 06:01 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 22, 2022 05:47 PM
And it's the only computer that can be mass produced by unskilled labor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2022 06:01 PM (a3Q+t)
They go back way before Renaissance times, they were used in Roman times.
Probably to announce the capture of Vercingetorix or something...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 06:01 PM (jTmQV)
that's the temp that Euroweenie Greenies are telling us that trees spontaneously combust. Wow, aren't we amazing?
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 22, 2022 06:02 PM (OuH7W)
Patented Ace o' Spades GAINZ technology turned that around, tho'!
When was that, that we read "The Crying of Lot 49"? Well 300 books later...
Posted by: moviegique at July 22, 2022 06:03 PM (asXVI)
The staff was up at the center looking awkward, and when I spoke I felt like I was intruding. It was otherwordly.
NYC even then had lost touch with any reality.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2022 06:05 PM (U11/V)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 05:51 PM (K5n5d)
is he woke?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:05 PM (kf6Ak)
that's the temp that Euroweenie Greenies are telling us that trees spontaneously combust. Wow, aren't we amazing?
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 22, 2022 06:02 PM (OuH7W)
You can't even cook an egg on the pavement at that temp.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 06:06 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 06:06 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 05:58 PM (PrR4G)
A modern take on the original by the Babylon Bee guys.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 06:07 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:05 PM (kf6Ak)
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Not so far, but this was written in 1998, long before the "woke" phenomenon invaded science fiction. I have a couple other books of his that I need to read. He's much more interested in exploring ideas rather than subscribing to an ideology, I think.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 06:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2022 06:07 PM (Zhwz2)
- Crow T Robot voice
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 22, 2022 06:07 PM (xPJvm)
https://tinyurl.com/5djyxdnf
Watch to the end, very cute.
(hate me later.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 22, 2022 06:07 PM (b9JwF)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2022 05:24 PM (0IeYL)
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There's an ethnic joke there based on Igor's Brain Depository. Punchline only:
Q: "Why is the brain so expensive?"
A: "Because it has hardly ever been used."
Posted by: Ciampino - We could make it FJB's brain but it's damaged at July 22, 2022 06:07 PM (qfLjt)
He's not the least bit concerned, even thanked the jury for their service, right away.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 06:08 PM (jTmQV)
https://bit.ly/3RYKaVt
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Say what you about the ineffectiveness of antidepressants, they make Big Pharma very, very happy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 06:08 PM (FVME7)
There is no physical reality there.
It's gone.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2022 06:09 PM (U11/V)
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Colder too. A single participant, identified only as "Hunter's father," somehow managed to stay alive during the study despite operating at an average temperature of one degree above Absolute Zero.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 22, 2022 06:09 PM (eHRtL)
Battery leakage. Bad Ju-Ju. Not good.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 06:09 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 06:06 PM (trdmm)
If not, the next President should pardon him on day 1, and present him a Presidential Medal of Freedom on day 2. And when asked why, just say "Fuck you, that's why".
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 06:09 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2022 06:10 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 05:24 PM (QYPq3)
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Well women do say we think with our dicks!
Posted by: Ciampino - it's hotter when it's pointing up like the assault rifle thinghy at July 22, 2022 06:10 PM (qfLjt)
Bannon will be getting the Jan6 Gulag I would think.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB8)
That's like saving junk mail.
Brain: "Do you want to permanently delete these files?"
Me: Yep.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2022 06:11 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Fritzy at July 22, 2022 06:12 PM (GgBE/)
That's why they cry all the time. Server's melting down.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2022 06:12 PM (ppBhU)
Brain: "Do you want to permanently delete these files?"
Me: Yep.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2022 06:11 PM (ppBhU)
Biden's brain:
>format c:
Are you sure?
>Y
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 06:13 PM (Ti+Tv)
Me: Yep.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2022 06:11 PM (ppBhU)
You need to turn on your spam filter so it doesn't get to that point.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:15 PM (KNJGg)
Posted by: Post-menopausal women at July 22, 2022 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB
He should flee to a non-extradition state.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:15 PM (kf6Ak)
According to a report during the Obama administration the actual number is closer to FIVE HUNDRED times as much.
This year alone there has been an average of one teacher PER DAY arrested for child molestation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:15 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Jenna Jameson at July 22, 2022 06:16 PM (YNwXa)
Bannon will be getting the Jan6 Gulag I would think.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB
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Federal Supermax. If he's lucky.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 06:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:16 PM (PrR4G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:15 PM (Ivdso)
Wow
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:16 PM (kf6Ak)
This year alone there has been an average of one teacher PER DAY arrested for child molestation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:15 PM (Ivdso)
Those are the ones that got caught.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 06:17 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:18 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:18 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:18 PM (KNJGg)
I may have paraphrased.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 05:27 PM (kf6Ak)
Great news! Congratulations.
Posted by: Post-menopausal women at July 22, 2022 06:18 PM (Rbu5d)
And, welcome back!
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 06:18 PM (jTmQV)
Right. An unknown number are being protected by teacher's unions and schools or are not being reported -- easily an equal number as the ones caught and arrested.
But hey, not at your school right? Its safe to send your kids to public schools, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:19 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:19 PM (KNJGg)
Wonder why.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:19 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2022 06:19 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (KNJGg)
Townhall.com@townhallcom
KAMAL: "We are a nation in mourning as a result of gun violence. Black people are 13% of America's population, and I think it's 62% of homicide victims to gun violence."
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I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (FVME7)
As if I need another reason to vote for Trump!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (YglAn)
Yeah, this is known....
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (kf6Ak)
Why do they have the name of cities in the US attached?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:21 PM (PrR4G)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:21 PM (kf6Ak)
Vitamins are big money makers
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2022 06:21 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 06:21 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 06:22 PM (atmen)
Wonder why.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:19 PM (YglAn)
Yeah, what could be their angle? Hmm...
Link?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 06:22 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:22 PM (KNJGg)
Townhall.com@townhallcom
KAMAL: "We are a nation in mourning as a result of gun violence. Black people are 13% of America's population, and I think it's 62% of homicide victims to gun violence."
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I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (FVME7)
Nope. Using black people as political props is always totes OK. You'd have to point out that it is predominantly as a result of black on black violence for it to be racist.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 22, 2022 06:22 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 06:22 PM (atmen)
***
I block them anyway.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:23 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:23 PM (KNJGg)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2022 06:23 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I sure don't want the sackbuts behind ME.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 06:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:24 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2022 05:32 PM (C5Ncp)
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Imagine his brain temperature in a DC winter.
Now what are we to make of Kamala 'Knees' Harris' brain temperature? (yes she does have a brain, but heavily soiled by .... yeah you guessed it, rhymes with sailors).
Posted by: Ciampino - it's at tonsil temp at July 22, 2022 06:24 PM (qfLjt)
Do you have a website about that? There is a local parents group very concerned about the sexual stuff in the public schools.
I bought a lottery ticket. If I win half a billion dollars I'm going to give it to some people so that they can put their kids in private or RC school or to help them homeschool
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:24 PM (PrR4G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:23 PM (KNJGg)
Gonna need some ice for my balls.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 06:24 PM (QYPq3)
Anywho, man, that eagle got fucked up.
I seriously doubt it could fly after that....and ironically became easy prey.
That'd be like getting beaten to death cuz you wanted to steal some guy's hamburger.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (PrR4G)
They "steal" legitimate phone numbers. It's referred to as "spoofing".
I don't understand all the tech stuff about how it is possible. It shouldn't be. Maybe Pixy knows.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (XvPQV)
The staff was up at the center looking awkward, and when I spoke I felt like I was intruding. It was otherwordly.
NYC even then had lost touch with any reality.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2022 06:05 PM (U11/V)
I don't know what prompted Disturbed to cover The Sound Of Silence, but I like to think that one day David Draiman was at a restaurant and looked around to find that everyone was glued to their phones. And it was at that moment that he realized that Paul Simon had prophesied the self-destruction of man.
Posted by: CppThis at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (UewuT)
Link?
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Bleak pharma at July 22, 2022 06:25 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:24 PM (PrR4G)
My wife tells me there is a website for the Lotto now too - Jackpocket. You download it and lose your money easily.
Seriously, God does not work this way....but I hope you win Fen. No one who ever played a game of chance deserved to win something, anything...more than you.
Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2022 06:27 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:28 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 06:28 PM (geLO8)
Or smiley faces.
Either or.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2022 06:28 PM (5NkmN)
“Boobs” is always preferred to “Tits.”
Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 06:29 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 22, 2022 06:29 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM (KNJGg)
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Good man.
Posted by: Ciampino - the scrotum is supposed to be kept cooler at July 22, 2022 06:29 PM (qfLjt)
I wish doggeh would go on the treadmill - he freaks out as soon as it moves. Big scaredy dog
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 06:29 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2022 06:30 PM (gktX6)
I wasn't praying to win the lottery. I just bought one ticket. I don't really expect to win, I was just thinking about a good thing to do if I did win so that God would be glorified.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:30 PM (PrR4G)
Well, if this revelation doesn’t get people to wake up? Nothing will.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:30 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: DB at July 22, 2022 06:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 22, 2022 06:31 PM (Xz4oT)
Link
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:28 PM (YglAn)
Oooooo! UndercoverDC! That's where I first became familiar with Celia Farber.
Thank you.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 06:31 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: DB
One million dollars. Bwahahahaha!
No? Not enough?
Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 22, 2022 06:32 PM (ftFVW)
That way I'd be all helpful and humanitarian like.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2022 06:32 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2022 06:32 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
If it helps prevent 3rd spacing one time...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2022 06:32 PM (9lsni)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2022 06:20 PM
You get better thermal transfer with cold running water.
This kind of sub-optimal thinking is what happens when you go pre-med, rather than hanging out with the engineers in thermodynamics.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2022 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:30 PM (PrR4G)
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Give it to Ace?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2022 06:33 PM (llXky)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 06:33 PM (PXiOn)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2022 06:34 PM (Wg1SU)
Big Pharma pushing the hotel California model.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:34 PM (YglAn)
Thanks; That's very kind of you. How are things going with getting your son ready for school?. My husband has made so many calls to the college with questions that I said, "Thesy probably get together in a group and shake their head and groan loudly about the guy who calls every day except the weekend with questions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:34 PM (PrR4G)
Word Salad Kammie
Posted by: DB - in contempt of Congress at July 22, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 22, 2022 06:31 PM (Xz4oT)
The call is coming from inside... you!
"Hello?"
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 22, 2022 06:35 PM (QYPq3)
I always say the same thing, Fen. I'll give most of it away for missionaries and seminary students. Pay off some church mortgages, stuff like that. At 73 I won't have time to throw it all away on MOMEs.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2022 06:36 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: Meredith Wilson at July 22, 2022 06:36 PM (M3hSG)
Bale Breaker IPA. Brewed in Prosser, WA.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2022 06:36 PM (asZ+E)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2022 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)
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My grandmother showed me how how to fill a basin with tap water and immerse your forearms in it to chill the blood. She said this was how they kept cool before air conditioning and it's very effective.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2022 06:37 PM (llXky)
Posted by: DB
One million dollars. Bwahahahaha!
No? Not enough?
Posted by: Dr. Evil
Volcanic islands with built in lairs run steep. I could show you something in a starter lair.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 06:37 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2022 06:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 06:38 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2022 06:36 PM
Have you considered endowing a set of Eromero Memorial Horse Trailers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2022 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent
How about just some sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads?
Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 22, 2022 06:38 PM (ftFVW)
How do you do this? The A/C has been out all week, finally got someone coming to look at it today but am not optimistic there will be a repair.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:38 PM (YglAn)
I would give some to the church I serve. We need it. I;d be happy to win 1 million or even 50,000 to pay for boy's tuition. The thought of winning half a billion is frightening. But I could join the WEF and annoy them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2022 06:38 PM (PrR4G)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 06:33 PM (PXiOn)
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As much fun as we've had with Biden, when she takes over it is going to be epic. I can't wait for her State of the Union address.
"We have a union, which I wish to address and also include the state of it, which is very important..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2022 06:39 PM (llXky)
Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Major League Yobbahos
These are the hills to die on
Posted by: Miklos will fight at July 22, 2022 06:40 PM (rGQ3x)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 06:38 PM (YglAn)
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Pretty simple: just put the stopper in a sink (or fill a good-sized basin) and put your forearms in (facing up) from the wrist to the elbow. Depending on how cold the water is, it's going to be unpleasant but be patient and you will actually feel the cool blood circulating through your body.
You can do it whenever you're overheating but bedtime is great because you'll be able to cool off and fall asleep. She had a/c but didn't like to use it and this was her "life hack" as they say.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2022 06:42 PM (llXky)
I don't understand all the tech stuff about how it is possible. It shouldn't be. Maybe Pixy knows."
for the last several days I've had over a dozen "call backs" from people that were (apparently) called by "spoofers". Just today I think four. ... not sure what to do about it. Hopefully they spoof another number after a week or so.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Cus5s)
As a former academic I need to stress that when quoting or discussing a university staff member, it is very relevant and actually mandatory to mention both the field of expertise and the name of the department at which they work. Otherwise we end up with humanities professors professing their knowledge about melting steel (as an example).
Posted by: Ciampino - Wood's metal melts in your hand at July 22, 2022 06:49 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TXMarko at July 22, 2022 07:08 PM (u3RoN)
It was a great post; I've never managed to find it again.
Posted by: Tar Bae at July 22, 2022 07:48 PM (hbrUW)
Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Major League Yobbahos
These are the hills to die on
Posted by: Miklos
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At the very least, they are hills to fight upon, ranging back and forth for hours as the fortunes of battle play out.
Posted by: Tar Bae at July 22, 2022 07:50 PM (hbrUW)
the accompanying site... http://www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at July 22, 2022 08:48 PM (GbgTb)
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