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Joe Scarborough and Mika Agree: It's Time to Start Passing Some Laws Guaranteeing Leftwing Media Outlets The Dominance They Are Rightly Owed in the Marketplace

They are in full panic mode that rightwing outlets such as the Daily Wire have more influence than the New York Times or Washington Post do, and the solution they propose is the same one they've been proposing for the past six years: use social media companies to stifle conservative voices and amplify liberal ones.

And because social media companies' current censorship regimes aren't propping up the left enough, they're now dropping the mask and just demanding the federal government pass laws which effectively steal the right to free speech from conservatives.

Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald
This, right here, is what internet censorship is for. It's particularly why we have the surreal situation where journalists are not the leading defenders of free speech but the leading crusaders for censorship:

Knowing they lost the public's trust, they need *captive* audiences>

Dan Pfeifer is a former Obama communications thug.

Notice that Keith Olbermann's -- whoops, I actually made that mistake.

Notice that Joe Scarborough's idea of "getting tough" is just.... fascism.


Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM




Comments

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1 FUCK THE MSM

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

2 Farzrohr!

Posted by: Vesuvius at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (vrz2I)

3 Beaker says what?

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (MzKgG)

4 Ugh. Fuck these assholes too.

Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (2oJif)

5 They are who we knew they were.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (QYPq3)

6 Also, fuck the $5.09 gas that appeared on my corner at lunch.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

7 That is a problem for democracy.

No, it's a problem for you. They are not the same thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (ZsR3z)

8 That's not a problem for democracy, you douchebag. It's called freedom of choice. We used to have that here in America until Snuffy Joe stole the presidency.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (XSRBF)

9 Joe Scarborough

Aging lesbian says what?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (HsAzN)

10 Some people read 1984 and wanted to be in The Ministry of Truth as they saw it as admirable.

Posted by: Bete at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (F9322)

11 While the access lasts, it's been great. Let's hope the red pilling continues!!

Posted by: Iris at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (OQ+AJ)

12 No, thank you. I want nothing to do with the MSM.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (oGiDo)

13 So..
CNN+ bombing really freaked them out, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (AEPuQ)

14 But most of all....

#FuckJoeBiden

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

15 Afternoon.

Shorter MSNBC: We're getting beat and it's all the fault of the JOOOOS!

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (j+yQq)

16 Murderin' Joe looks more unhinged daily.

I hope his interns are never alone with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (ptqGC)

17 "A Problem For Democracy" would be a good band name.

Posted by: Vesuvius at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (vrz2I)

18 Joe and Mika have never pulled punches in this regard, particularly Mika. Her job - and the job of the rest of the dinosaur propaganda outlets - is to tell you what to think. She said it herself back during the Trump administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (0zQHa)

19 the main problem for control is that it's enemy, chaos, is much more powerful

and always wins

ALWAYS

Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (us2H3)

20 Joe said the 2nd Amendment isn't absolute.
This just shows that for the Dems, none of them are.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (anj39)

21 Hey, we can't have freedom of choice! That's undemocratic you plebes!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (GwxCX)

22 Everything that even mildly impedes the Left is now a "threat to democracy".

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (Rl7KJ)

23 Does anybody (other than Joe S., of course) think that Mika is even remotely attractive? Yeesh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (Tae6h)

24 The left is now saying "our ideas can't compete if there is any opposition allowed" pretty amazing since we nominally live in a representative republic

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

25 My brothers favorite show.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

26 @ggreenwald
This, right here, is what internet censorship is for. It's particularly why we have the surreal situation where journalists are not the leading defenders of free speech but the leading crusaders for censorship:
Knowing they lost the public's trust, they need *captive* audiences>

++++
Yes. The journalists are all-in in the destruction of the First Amendment. They have their positions, see, and need to be defended against any opposition by being installed as official organs of truth by the state.

In less-catastrophic areas, this is called "pulling up the ladder behind you."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (0zQHa)

27 >>>Aging lesbian says what?

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Do you mean Joe or Mika?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (XSRBF)

28 "A Problem For Democracy" would be a good band name.
Posted by: Vesuvius at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (vrz2I)

There's a punk band called Severed Head Of State.

I listened to them once. They suck.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (j+yQq)

29 Shorter Dan Pfeiffe: Free market of ideas is killing Our Democracy (tm)


That word, I do not think they know what that word "democracy" means.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (AEPuQ)

30 Does anybody (other than Joe S., of course) think that Mika is even remotely attractive? Yeesh.

I'd {hic} hit that!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

31 Why don't they just make Brian Stelter WH Press Secretary and cut out the middleman?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

32 The left is now saying "our ideas can't compete if there is any opposition allowed" pretty amazing since we nominally live in a representative republic
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)
++++
Accountability to the voters is a severe risk to democracy. Remember the outcry after Biden said (his January presser, I think) that lots of Republicans were on board with his plans, but they were afraid to support him because they'd get voted out of office?

Same thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (0zQHa)

33 I really, really wish the WH would go full retard and make Mika Joey's press sec.

I wouldn't miss a single presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (ptqGC)

34 fascists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (d0Qel)

35 Joe is very happy lapping someone else's leavings from Mika's schmundie

not a prefered way to conduct one's life

Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (us2H3)

36 Add one more to George O's list: fascism is democracy.

These people are not going to relinquish power regardless of election outcomes. Get ready.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (nMx88)

37 Fuck Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: Zombie Lori Klausutis at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (fmt/2)

38 If MSM told me it was dark at night...I'd still check.

Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (AwYPR)

39 That is a problem for democracy.

Please bear in mind that they've redefined "democracy" to mean "Rule by the Democrat party".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (Bd6X8)

40 The biggest threat to democracy are the fucking totalitarian communists calling for gun control and speech control. They are evil and need to be eradicated.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (eJn7u)

41 "Dan Pfeifer is a former Obama communications thug."

Tell me that mouth hasn't seen a few dicks. He looks primed for monkey pox, so to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (W+MDb)

42 Alinsky #4

"Hey, that Dan Pfeiffer is an anti-semite!
Must be cancelled now!"

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (AEPuQ)

43 Ungoodthink.

George Orwell was a prophet.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (LaNzR)

44 Why don't they just make Brian Stelter WH Press Secretary and cut out the middleman?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

We replaced the black girl with a potato. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:43 PM (j+yQq)

45 Joe Scarborough is a weird looking dude.

Kinda has the a mash-up of Where's Waldo's face with Conan O'Brien's head size and hair style.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 01:43 PM (66TLh)

46 Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:39 PM (AEPuQ)

ATTN: Lizzy's phone

At the risk of spamming every thread with this (sorry), Lizzy please try posting from your wifi to see if you have in fact been unbanned.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:43 PM (cLRnF)

47 Do you mean Joe or Mika?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022

The power of AND

Hey Wyatt, how are ya?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2022 01:43 PM (kf6Ak)

48
That's not a problem for democracy, you douchebag. It's called freedom of choice. We used to have that here in America until Snuffy Joe stole the presidency.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Freedom of choice is what you got
Freedom from choice is what you want

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

49 Tell me that mouth hasn't seen a few dicks. He looks primed for monkey pox, so to speak.

As a woman you can have naked pillow fights with your girlfriends and no one cares.

You suck 72, sorry 73, dicks though and suddenly you are a faggot.

Posted by: Dan Pfeifer at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (ESjRY)

50 Joe's fav sex is watching Mdacow peg Mika

Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (us2H3)

51 The political establishment is a problem, but the media establishment needs to DIAF. ASAP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (BFigT)

52 Banjo Boy >> Joe Scarborough

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

53 According to Biden and the MSM, yelling "WRONG HOLE!" is insurrection.

Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (VJsqe)

54 Dear MFM. If you want more viewers and influence. Try a novel approach. Do your actual job. It's not your job to influence shit. It's your job to report the news. You are getting your ass handed to you because you're making the decision to let your political views influence YOU. And you've been exposed and your solution is to censor those who don't tow your propaganda. Thus exposing yourself further.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (GwxCX)

55 Shorter: People thinking what they want to think is a threat to democracy.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (MzKgG)

56 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
·
Jun 6, 2022
.@danpfeiffer: "The right-wing media advantage is so much more powerful … than when I worked in the White House … Congress has to step in to think about how we regulate these algorithms that are pushing this disinformation for profit."


Disinformation. Brought to you by people who swear men can get pregnant

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (c8pZY)

57 Why don't they just make Brian Stelter WH Press Secretary and cut out the middleman?
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Don't give them any ideas ...

Posted by: Adriane the That's the Way ... Of the World Critic ... at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (okV1R)

58

God damn it! My crop dusting run turned into a MOABM...

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (kqr6l)

59 use social media companies to stifle conservative voices and amplify liberal ones.

...


Let's negotiate!

Posted by: Gope Leadership at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (OtiI8)

60 When is Jen Psaki starting her gig at MSLSD?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (ptqGC)

61 >>52 Banjo Boy >> Joe Scarborough
Posted by: Jane D'oh


LOL. Yup.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (fmt/2)

62 Joe Scarborough is a weird looking dude.

Murdering someone will do that to you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (GwxCX)

63 jessie watters is a joescar in da making

Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (us2H3)

64 23 Does anybody (other than Joe S., of course) think that Mika is even remotely attractive? Yeesh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (Tae6h)

She probably smells like low tide, in a hot day...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (BgMrQ)

65 Ummmmmm... hey jackass..this is what democracy looks like. People you disagree with get a voice. You stifle them. You are the fascist. They are just mad cause everyone has noticed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (0Qrr3)

66 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (XSRBF)
~~~~~

Good to see you, Mr. Earp. We were worried about you yesterday.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (VhE0u)

67 Am I going crazy, or does it seem that Murderin' Joe is kinda going for a Trump hairdoo?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (/EuRN)

68 44 Why don't they just make Brian Stelter WH Press Secretary and cut out the middleman?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

We replaced the black girl with a potato. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:43 PM (j+yQq)

OUT: WHITE HOUSE SPOX
IN: WHITE HOUSE SPUD

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

69 Joe's fav sex is watching Mdacow peg Mika
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (us2H3)

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

70
"98% control of all media is not enough!"
-- Shit Stalin probably said

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (84y3M)

71 There MUST be a common middle ground to find with people who want us silent or dead. Donate today!

Posted by: The GOP at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (nE2Dl)

72 Shorter MSNBC: We're getting beat and it's all the fault of the JOOOOS!
---------------
Those fucking Jooos.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (0chEi)

73 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Scarborogh is looking like the old man in Up!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (4I/2K)

75 somebody said it in the last thread..."the dog won't eat the food"

and no, not talking about Mika here

lolol

Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (DJFLF)

76 Cable news?
Meh. What else ya got?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (jYQlA)

77 》》#18

Clarification : Mikas job has always been to tell you what the regime wants you to think. Obama and the DNC ran MSNBC for all intents and purposes. Mika famously read questions texted to her from the WH realize to a conservative guest. It was a 'see the strings of the puppet' moment.
No way that was a one time case.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (AEPuQ)

78 Does anybody (other than Joe S., of course) think that Mika is even remotely attractive? Yeesh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (Tae6h)

She probably smells like low tide, in a hot day...
Posted by: browndog


Broken shit house door on a tuna boat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (c8pZY)

79 Ummmmmm... hey jackass..this is what democracy looks like. People you disagree with get a voice. You stifle them. You are the fascist. They are just mad cause everyone has noticed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (0Qrr3)
++++
Life was better before the internet, when wars were won or lost on the whims of a handful of men with "gravitas."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (0zQHa)

80 which of the phony conservatives said about Musk taking over twitter that (I'm not quite quoting) 'to protect democracy we need more content moderation'?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (Ynyl9)

81 Ben Shapiro’s @realDailyWire has more followers than the NYT or CNN. That is a problem for democracy.

In other words, HOW DARE THE PEOPLE HAVE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHERE THEY GET THEIR INFO!!!!


Fuck Joe Biden. Fuck the left as a whole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Why don't they just make Brian Stelter WH Press Secretary and cut out the middleman?
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Don't give them any ideas ...
Posted by: Adriane the That's the Way ... Of the World Critic ... at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (okV1R)

*Whispering in the ears of the influential*

And then when he's made Press Secretary make him where blush, lipstick and eyeliner. Redefine "manly" for a new age!

Posted by: Satan, walking to and fro at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (j+yQq)

83 35 bucks in gas to mow the grass.......

I shall have to thank all that voted for this current mess.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (h8xT6)

84 Joe is emblematic of how disgusting this country has become

Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (us2H3)

85 If Tater was press sec, he'd actually have to stand up now and then, not to mention wear some pants. That's more exertion than he's ever gonna exert.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (HsAzN)

86 Does Joe S. ever plan on getting an adult haircut or just keep going with anime hair?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (wb1YC)

87 @danpfeiffer: "The right-wing media advantage is so much more powerful … than when I worked in the White House … Congress has to step in to think about how we regulate these algorithms that are pushing this disinformation for profit."

LOL. Well, they said the constitution isn't absolute so they are being honest about that at least. First thing they've ever been honest about. Disinformation for profit? Uhhhh yea. That's what the MFM does, daily. STFU fascist scum.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (GwxCX)

88 I'm waiting for the 'rights aren't absolute' crowd to start talking about locking up real criminals in spite of the cops making a minor error during an arrest.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (Ynyl9)

89 Nope, still IP banned.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (AEPuQ)

90 somebody said it in the last thread..."the dog won't eat the food"


John has a long mustache.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (c8pZY)

91 78 Does anybody (other than Joe S., of course) think that Mika is even remotely attractive? Yeesh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (Tae6h)

She probably smells like low tide, in a hot day...
Posted by: browndog


Broken shit house door on a tuna boat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (c8pZY)

Cloaca....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

92 The Propaganda Press used to bitch about Fox News and now, having captured FNC (by and large, anyway), they are on to the more diffuse internet news sources.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (HimGd)

93 67 Am I going crazy, or does it seem that Murderin' Joe is kinda going for a Trump hairdoo?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (/EuRN)

---------

Hey, I noticed that too. I'm guessing it turns Mika on when she's got a hold of the whips ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (84y3M)

94 On my remark above I think the constitution is absolute. They don't they said it and I meant they were at least being honest about their intentions.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (GwxCX)

95 The media (msm) is dead. Why? They shot themselves from in the head. Nobody trusts them. Even livs.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (0OmEj)

96 80 which of the phony conservatives said about Musk taking over twitter that (I'm not quite quoting) 'to protect democracy we need more content moderation'?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (Ynyl9)

All of them. I also cannot remember which particular one said the quiet part outloud.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (nMx88)

97 Funny that Pfeiffer notes that the "msm" has a"more selective audiance" than right wing internet news, but they are the "main stream". Paradigm shift much in Pfeiffer world?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (0Qrr3)

98 The MSM subscribes to the Goebbels school of journalism and now they fear that it's crumbling.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."
-- Joseph Goebbels

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

99 Is Mika’s father still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (Tae6h)

100 35 bucks in gas to mow the grass.......


What do you mow that takes 7 gallons of gas?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (c8pZY)

101 Izzat a portrait of Clinton over Dan Peterpuffer's shoulder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (4I/2K)

102 speaking of Daily Wire...

Matt Walsh is a treasure.

He is single-handedly taking on the transagenda, without fear

Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (DJFLF)

103 I wonder if Joe and Mika still have that framed picture of Mueller on their wall? Remember that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

104 Please bear in mind that they've redefined "democracy" to mean "Rule by the Democrat party".
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Democrat Socialist rule = Democratzi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (kf6Ak)

105 You can almost smell the panic in the legacy media as they slip further into irrelevancy. They've got nobody to blame but themselves, but their arrogance won't let them admit that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (BFigT)

106 35 bucks in gas to mow the grass.......

I shall have to thank all that voted for this current mess.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (h8xT6)
........

$115 got me 5/8 tank yesterday in my F350.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

107 Nope, still IP banned.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (AEPuQ)
===============
You probably saw this, but at the risk of repeating: Ace asks you to send him your banned IP address.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (HimGd)

108 The gang that couldn't think straight.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (krQz2)

109 We are going, or are now, back to the days where big cities had ten or twenty newspapers, all fighting for attention, except that instead of newspapers, they are websites.

The days of three broadcast networks are long gone, and the ossified relics are still twitching.
Which is amazing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (ufFY8)

110 Media going the way of many colleges...losing readers/listeners like universities are losing freshmen.
Not a bad thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (anj39)

111 Nope, still IP banned.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (AEPuQ)

Crud. Ace sent your IP to pixy and I think Ace thought it had been done.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (cPY4h)

112 Everyone knows that wrestling is fake. A lot of people still watch it.

Everyone knows that college sports are rigged and fake. A lot of people still watch it.

Everyone knows that the news and related media are fake. A lot of people still watch it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (/EuRN)

113 "That is a problem for democracy."

Said the people who want to stack the Supreme Court, eliminate the filibuster, ignore federal immigration law, undermine the Second Amendment, stifle the First Amendment and weaponized COVID to undermine the entire Bill of Rights, without a hint of self awareness.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (W+MDb)

114 35 bucks in gas to mow the grass.......

What do you mow that takes 7 gallons of gas?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (c8pZY)

Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (nByzo)

115 Please bear in mind that they've redefined "democracy" to mean "Rule by the Democrat party".
Posted by: Blanco Basura
---
That's what I've been saying. It's "Democratocracy" the "ocrat" is silent.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:52 PM (krQz2)

116 Is Mika’s father still alive?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (Tae6h)


No. I believe Mika had him stuffed and keeps him on a chair in their living room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2022 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

117 17 "A Problem For Democracy" would be a good band name.
Posted by: Vesuvius at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (vrz2I)

One of my kids saw them open for Nothing But Thieves in Orlando last month.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 01:52 PM (906pl)

118 The NYT and WasPo are both behind a pay wall. Want more engagement? Don't do that.

Democracy dies in darkness is more of a policy than a warning for these two.

Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2022 01:52 PM (k0jLU)

119 I never thought I would write this, but if anyone to the Right of Mitt Romney ever regains power, I am fully onboard relentlessly and completely censoring these leftwing cocksuckers. Fascism is contagious, obviously, but there it is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (nMx88)

120 As White House comms director, Pfieffer wrote the famous pitch, "If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor," which was named lie of the year.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (vN+oL)

121 86 Does Joe S. ever plan on getting an adult haircut or just keep going with anime hair?
Posted by: Azathoth
______________

Wasn't there some villain in Dick Tracy who had a warped head that slopped over to one side like Joe's does?

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (9vQJW)

122 TURN THOSE TVS BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Mortimer Pfeiffer at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (0Qrr3)

123 Notice that Joe Scarborough's idea of "getting tough" is just.... fascism.

========

Their fascism identifies as socialism.

Makes it okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

124 you need to remember, when people like this talk about democracy, they mean doing what they know the people want, not what the people think they want.

what? polls show people want lower gas prices? No, the people want to save the planet and are willing to sacrifice to do the right thing. John Kerry can explain it when his private jet arrives.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (Ynyl9)

125 somebody said it in the last thread..."the dog won't eat the food"


John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (c8pZY)

Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (4I/2K)

126 Elon Musk wants to know why Epsteins client list is being kept secret by the DOJ?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (HimGd)

127 In what year will we first hear a prominent liberal utter the phrase, "Voting is bad for our democracy?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

128 Said the people who want to stack the Supreme Court, eliminate the filibuster, ignore federal immigration law, undermine the Second Amendment, stifle the First Amendment and weaponized COVID to undermine the entire Bill of Rights, without a hint of self awareness.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (W+MDb)
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Throughout the entire 20th century, they have loved the ACLU overruling public decisions.

They are populists only when the people go with them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (krQz2)

129 118 The NYT and WasPo are both behind a pay wall. Want more engagement? Don't do that.

Democracy dies in darkness is more of a policy than a warning for these two.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2022 01:52 PM (k0jLU)

========

I believe the Daily Wire is too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

130 Who?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

131 People, PEOPLE!! I thought we all agreed the "go" phrase is: "Fun Size Joe has long butt fur"

Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (0IeYL)

132 Is Mika’s father still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (Tae6h)

What's the life span of a turkey baster?

Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (AwYPR)

133 It is impossible to be sanguine about the civic culture and country when people as extreme, alien, and utterly bereft of any American traditional sensibility as Scarborough and Pfeiffer have *any* significant public platform or profile.

Up til recently in our history, such mindsets existed only the ignored and powerless fringes. Of course there's always a scattering of ignorant totalitarians everywhere, but one key difference in America has been that they zero traction, and zero social space to operate. Now - they are on the "ramparts" of the public square, with big sound systems.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (OTzUX)

134 Dan Pfeiffer should be a test case for the latest version of tire iron available from Insom's Tire Iron Emporium.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

135 128 Throughout the entire 20th century, they have loved the ACLU overruling public decisions.

They are populists only when the people go with them.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (krQz2)

=========

Remember that time they supported the rights of a bunch of fascist socialists decades ago?

This is proof that they are not fascists or socialists now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

136
That's a problem for Democrats.

Posted by: That's a problem for Democrats. at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (vrz2I)

137 126 Elon Musk wants to know why Epsteins client list is being kept secret by the DOJ?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (HimGd)

Waraiotoko wants to know too, but he's a few billion shy of being a billionaire, so nobody gives a damn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (/EuRN)

138 100 35 bucks in gas to mow the grass.......


What do you mow that takes 7 gallons of gas?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (c8pZY)

The Kardashians bushes.

Lawns!! I mean lawns!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (cupoy)

139 He's just weird looking.

From his ears forward to his nose is sort of wedged shaped, such that his glasses look like they are a good 4-5" wider at the ear piece to where they meet the frames of his glasses.

And his eyes/nose/mouth are clustered in what appears to be a disproportionately small area to the width of his head.

Its just weird, almost like a Phineas and Ferb character to some extent. Except that clustering of facial orifices is definitely Where's Waldo-esque.

Pinch-faced for sure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 01:55 PM (66TLh)

140 Weasel, another cigar review headed your way.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 01:55 PM (OTzUX)

141 you need to remember, when people like this talk about democracy, they mean doing what they know the people want, not what the people think they want.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (Ynyl9)
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The official press (Demedia) are "those that count the polls".

"The People" have spoken!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:55 PM (krQz2)

142 134 Dan Pfeiffer should be a test case for the latest version of tire iron available from Insom's Tire Iron Emporium.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

-------
Delivered by drone in a red Solo cup!

Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 01:55 PM (VJsqe)

143 Elon Musk wants to know why Epsteins client list is being kept secret by the DOJ?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (HimGd)



Because the list of hollywood a listers and democrat politicians is long and distinguished.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Throughout the entire 20th century, they have loved the ACLU overruling public decisions.

They are populists only when the people go with them.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (krQz2)

The ACLU director published an unintentionally hilarious column in THE NATION the other day that, askshually, his organization still supports free speech despite recent actions! They must know many of us now are fully onboard with censoring them openly and relentlessly at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 06, 2022 01:56 PM (nMx88)

145 The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:56 PM (4I/2K)

146 143 Because the list of hollywood a listers and democrat politicians is long and distinguished.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

And the Republicans on the list are all noted enemies of Donald Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

147 The ACLU is shit.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

148 Dan Pfeiffer should be a test case for the latest version of tire iron available from Insom's Tire Iron Emporium.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Slap it like it's hot.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (krQz2)

149 This woman is a threat to "democracy."

https://bit.ly/3Q5Z3UW

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)

150 >>>No. I believe Mika had him stuffed and keeps him on a chair in their living room.

>Cher did this to Sonny. Joe is next.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (BP3/z)

151 Insom's Tire Iron Emporium.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Slap it like it's hot.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (krQz2)

Verum et Ferrum

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (/EuRN)

152 Chiquita Guevara keeps on giving:

"I also have a mini-rant about this because there are some politicians, including Democratic politicians, that rail against the term ‘Latinx.’ And they’re like, ‘this is so bad, this is so bad for the party,’ like blah blah blah. And it’s almost like it hasn’t struck some of these folks that another person’s identity is not about your reelection prospects."

Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (wb1YC)

153 As is so often the case, I find myself wondering how these clowns can believe the crap they spew. Is Pfeiffer really so clueless that he doesn't see that internet news has grown because people know the MSM is 100% leftist propaganda? How could he not see that?

I suspect they know it and they're just lying, but I might be overestimating them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 01:58 PM (sWM8x)

154 So. Democracy Dies in Liberty.

Got it.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:58 PM (ohn1N)

155 152 Chiquita Guevara keeps on giving:

"I also have a mini-rant about this because there are some politicians, including Democratic politicians, that rail against the term ‘Latinx.’ And they’re like, ‘this is so bad, this is so bad for the party,’ like blah blah blah. And it’s almost like it hasn’t struck some of these folks that another person’s identity is not about your reelection prospects."
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (wb1YC)

=========

And your identity is of a revolutionary in search of targets. I would never suggest someone like the guy who said Latinx was dumb as a target, though.

That would be uncouth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

156 This woman is a threat to "democracy."

https://bit.ly/3Q5Z3UW
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)

God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (4I/2K)

157 29 Shorter Dan Pfeiffe: Free market of ideas is killing Our Democracy (tm)

That word, I do not think they know what that word "democracy" means.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (AEPuQ)

Shorter, shorter Pfeiffe:
"This whole majority rules things is really a problem for democracy."

Posted by: turnout man at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (7CyhL)

158 Their fascism is democracy, your free speech is fascism.

Got it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (8GBH4)

159 >>This woman is a threat to "democracy."


I bet she smells like horse piss and he muff looks like a catcher's mitt.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (ohn1N)

160 This woman is a threat to "democracy."

https://bit.ly/3Q5Z3UW

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)

She's a threat to my inseam.

Ok she's nice I just wanted to use that line.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (zoxFl)

161 158 Their fascism is democracy, your free speech is fascism.

Got it?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (8GBH4)

========

For a while now, yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

162 The ACLU director published an unintentionally hilarious column in THE NATION the other day that, askshually, his organization still supports free speech despite recent actions! They must know many of us now are fully onboard with censoring them openly and relentlessly at the first opportunity.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 06, 2022 01:56 PM (nMx8


They're at it again. The Tampa Bay Rays wanted the players to wear a Pride Patch on the uniform. Five players refused. The Left wants them suspended/fired/shot to the moon, whatever. The same Left that said Kaepernick was a hero for refusing to respect the national anthem.
Yeah, they're real free speech advocates, as long as the speech is approved.

Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (FJYfm)

163 dammit. I lost the last part of muffin.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (ohn1N)

164 They're saying that because fewer and fewer people are listening to the leftist mainstream media, Democracy is dying?

So be it.

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN, PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

165 I love Leftist concession speeches. Translation: Their truth is crowding out our lies!

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (MTm8X)

166 I imagine the ACLU would still defends the nazis' right to parade through town, because that can then be used by the left to attack everyone to the right of John McCain.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (Ynyl9)

167 I have a lot of grass to mow around the field perimeters, the yard and the roads. Two places make for twice the work.....

Still, better than mowing the Kardashians.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (h8xT6)

168 The First Amendment is not absolute.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:01 PM (WKPeU)

169 What the Left really fears is a preference cascade when all the Twitter and YouTube bannings are lifted, and the Conservatives how many like-minded people are really out there. The analogy is the Polish Solidarity movement when the Poles realized how many of them opposed the Communist regime. Suddenly, they were unafraid to speak out, because they realized they were the real majority.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at June 06, 2022 02:01 PM (GXBIW)

170 >>100 35 bucks in gas to mow the grass.......


What do you mow that takes 7 gallons of gas?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT

Mike Obama's armpits?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 02:01 PM (fmt/2)

171 dammit. I lost the last part of muffin.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (ohn1N)

You shore to be a-changin' your ways

Posted by: Walk This Way at June 06, 2022 02:01 PM (4I/2K)

172 Have you heard? I'm a neo-indiginous personx!

Posted by: AOC at June 06, 2022 02:02 PM (sWM8x)

173 >>I have a lot of grass to mow around the field perimeters


You and me both, buddy.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at June 06, 2022 02:02 PM (ohn1N)

174 It's not democracy dying in the darkness, it's your market share. Suck on that dipshits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 02:02 PM (BFigT)

175 169 What the Left really fears is a preference cascade when all the Twitter and YouTube bannings are lifted, and the Conservatives how many like-minded people are really out there. The analogy is the Polish Solidarity movement when the Poles realized how many of them opposed the Communist regime. Suddenly, they were unafraid to speak out, because they realized they were the real majority.
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at June 06, 2022 02:01 PM (GXBIW)

========

Outside of Twitter and within certain large corporations, I don't think many conservatives are all that cowed.

Their control is ephemeral and thin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

176 Did someone say muffin?

Posted by: Betty White at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

177 Elon Musk wants to know why Epsteins client list is being kept secret by the DOJ?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (HimGd)



They convicted Ghislaine Maxwell of being a pimp without ever showing any transactions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

178 cowboy lady or (earlier) lady in black. can't make up my mind. like choosing between steak and steak.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (Ynyl9)

179 Did someone say muffin?

Posted by: Betty White at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

Step off, bitch. This is MY corner.

Posted by: Betty Crocker at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (nByzo)

180 "127 In what year will we first hear a prominent liberal utter the phrase, "Voting is bad for our democracy?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (KbCG3) "

2022.
I'm thinking around mid-October, after the October Surprise explodes and fails to move the needle.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (UGJLp)

181 The Big Lie

That Mikas attractive or Joes smart? That Big Lie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (yrol0)

182 80 which of the phony conservatives said about Musk taking over twitter that (I'm not quite quoting) 'to protect democracy we need more content moderation'?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 01:47 PM (Ynyl9)

Whatever happened to that takeover? Don't hear shit about it now.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (Qhnrt)

183 Stop with the fallacy that this is a democracy. For those in doubt, refer to our Constitution, the document our Founding Fathers took great pains to ensure depicted a Republic.

That's become a hot button with me, especially listening to people who have no concept what EITHER form of government is.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (KATBx)

184 I have a lot of grass to mow around the field perimeters


You and me both, buddy.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip

I mow to eliminate the chiggers. You?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (h8xT6)

185 cowboy lady or (earlier) lady in black. can't make up my mind. like choosing between steak and steak.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (Ynyl9)

Have two steaks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (nByzo)

186 The lady in black was glistening.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (zoxFl)

187 Musk is running into the same problem with Twitter as Trump did capturing the White House.

The employees run the asylum and you're not welcome there. So GTFO.

Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (Y274z)

188 >>179 Did someone say muffin?

Posted by: Betty White at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

Step off, bitch. This is MY corner.
Posted by: Betty Crocker

Both of you are gonna get the ice dart.

Posted by: Julia Child at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (fmt/2)

189 Junta managers think Government is Public Relations. To them, the public is stupid and doesn't know what is good for them, and "messaging" is all that penetrates.

Therefore, bad poll numbers are the result of poor messaging. Poor policies are not a problem. What the public thinks of as crises, the Junta thinks of as transitional bumps in the road on the way to leftist utopia.

20th century history tells us that kind of thinking leads first to controlling the media, like the fascists at Mourning Joe propose, and when that doesn't work, letting the kulaks have it right between the eyes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (HimGd)

190 180 2022.
I'm thinking around mid-October, after the October Surprise explodes and fails to move the needle.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (UGJLp)

=========

"Well, there's a lot of misinformation is out there, polluting things. Until we get a control on the misinformation, it would be the only responsible thing to do to cancel elections until we can figure things out."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

191 I wonder if Mika has noticed that the older Joe gets, the more angry lesbian he looks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

192 "A Problem For Democracy" would be a good band name.
Posted by: Vesuvius at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (vrz2I)

need to bring Jello Biafra out of retirement to front it...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (p03vF)

193 That's become a hot button with me, especially listening to people who have no concept what EITHER form of government is.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (KATBx)

We're not a democracy.

We're not a republic.

We're fifty republics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (/EuRN)

194 111 Nope, still IP banned.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM (AEPuQ)

Crud. Ace sent your IP to pixy and I think Ace thought it had been done.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:51 PM (cPY4h)


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (HJcWr)

195 Whatever happened to that takeover? Don't hear shit about it now.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (Qhnrt)

Musk: Twitter in material breach of merger agreement for refusing to disclose information related to spam and bot accounts.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (nByzo)

196 "pushing this disinformation for profit."

He said this, unironically, while appearing on MSNBC.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows the truth is out there at June 06, 2022 02:06 PM (XKZwp)

197 111 Nope, still IP banned.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:48 PM

Don't worry. Biden and the MFM are on it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:06 PM (GwxCX)

198 I mow to eliminate the chiggers. You?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (h8xT6)

***

Pretty sure that's racist

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 02:06 PM (flINI)

199 Yes, Hugo Boss and leather make me wet. Well, they used to make me wet when I was young enough to get wet.

Posted by: Minka Brzxstskkee at June 06, 2022 02:07 PM (sWM8x)

200 Terry Pratchett invented "narrativium", a mythical substance that means you can beat the power of a story with an even better story.

The Left's story is terrible. We can see it play out every day on TV. The Right's story is one that uplifts millions of people around the world and brings them prosperity. We have the better story--we just have difficulty getting it out there..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 02:07 PM (YIVH2)

201 Pfeiffer-Psucky Pfuck them all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:07 PM (GwxCX)

202 it is interesting that the libs are going apeshit the same day that musk fils his 13D d saying that twitter is not sharing info about bots and other accounts

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:07 PM (K3ZCc)

203 Dow up 125

Twitter down 1.25 percent.

Die Twitter you POS. Die.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 02:07 PM (fmt/2)

204 Stop with the fallacy that this is a democracy. For those in doubt, refer to our Constitution, the document our Founding Fathers took great pains to ensure depicted a Republic.

That's become a hot button with me, especially listening to people who have no concept what EITHER form of government is.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM (KATBx)

*starts to speak, reconsiders, shuts mouth and sits down*

Posted by: Dennis, Constitutional Peasant at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

205
I'm thinking around mid-October, after the October Surprise explodes and fails to move the needle.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM


has the wagering window opened for the October Surprise yet?

dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)

206 179 Did someone say muffin?

Posted by: Betty White at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

Step off, bitch. This is MY corner.
Posted by: Betty Crocker

Both of you are gonna get the ice dart.
Posted by: Julia Child at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM

Well you aint seen nuthin till your down on the muffin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

207 Pretty sure that's racist
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

The chigger is an equal opportunity pest.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (h8xT6)

208 I really, really wish the WH would go full retard and make Mika Joey's press sec.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Wait. Where the WH is now is still only partial retard?

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (DVEkD)

209 We're fifty republics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (/EuRN)

51

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (zoxFl)

210 205 has the wagering window opened for the October Surprise yet?

dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)

=========

"Mitch McConnel is owned by China."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

211 Looks like Twitter can now kill the takeover by simply refusing to give Musk the data he's demanding. Of course twitters share price will collapse and every shareholder will lose millions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (0Tr8g)

212 We're fifty republics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (/EuRN)

51

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (zoxFl)

Ahem. 57.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (nByzo)

213 Scarborough has a face that could appear in a slasher movie. He has an enormous face, but his eyes, nose and mouth are very close to each other. It is as if they were placed on the wrong head.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (E7vND)

214 I imagine the ACLU would still defends the nazis' right to parade...


Illinois nazis?

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

215 has the wagering window opened for the October Surprise yet?

dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)


Who was the inconsequential Rep from Florida a few election cycles back? Some sex scandal broke late on that and the Dems were all over. The Dems getting sanctimonious about a sex scandal!

Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (FJYfm)

216 Pretty sure that's racist
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 02:06 PM (flINI)



Arachnid-Americans

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (yQpMk)

217 This makes me smirk. Imagine the absolute disdain these self-important narcicists have for anyone in their chosen field exceeding well beyond their own influence WITHOUT one of those all important journalism degrees from "This is what you're going to say University".

I vast majority of these troglodytes really DID go into their professional field with the pipe dream of "changing the world." And, now they have to sit their realizing their own dreams are garbage while some schmuck from East Iowa is hording all the public interest.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (Jbo4B)

218 Mowing Nancy Mace's eyebrows would take a few gallons of gasoline and a bushhog to trim.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (fmt/2)

219 BTW, Per Fox, CDC now recommending masks for air travel due to monkey but secs virus.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (GwxCX)

220 149 This woman is a threat to "democracy."

https://bit.ly/3Q5Z3UW
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)


Saaaaaluuuute!

Posted by: zombie Buck Owens and Roy Clark at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (BgMrQ)

221 Chiggers really tick me off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (Tae6h)

222 Looks like Twitter can now kill the takeover by simply refusing to give Musk the data he's demanding. Of course twitters share price will collapse and every shareholder will lose millions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (0Tr8g)

Triggering a shareholder lawsuit.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (nByzo)

223 yeah, the october surprise is harris shoots biden or boden shoots harris, or hunter shoots both.

gets rid of the replacement and successin issue

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (K3ZCc)

224 It is as if they were placed on the wrong head.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (E7vND)

He didn't always look like that. His dark, twisted mind is literally disfiguring his face somehow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (/EuRN)

225 211 Looks like Twitter can now kill the takeover by simply refusing to give Musk the data he's demanding. Of course twitters share price will collapse and every shareholder will lose millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (0Tr8g)

=========

"We refuse to reveal how many of our users are bots because it would be material to this takeover."
-Genius

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

226 Does anybody (other than Joe S., of course) think that Mika is even remotely attractive? Yeesh.

She and her sweaterpuppies used to be extremely attractive. She hit her sell-by date about a day after she married Joe.

It was timing on a par with AOL buying Time-Warner with dot.com paper when that was still a thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (wzVKm)

227 That is a problem for democracy.
__________

LOL, yeah Americans freely choosing to go to another source for their news is so shockingly wrong! How dare they not think the way we tell them to! Who the f*ck do these people think they are???

Posted by: NYT & CNN at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (MvHI3)

228 Noteworthy: the campus free speech group FIRE has decided they will take on non-educational issues because the ACLU has lost its way so badly.

https://tinyurl.com/2p983bmc

Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (VJsqe)

229 Well you aint seen nuthin till your down on the muffin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

Have you seen the Muffin...man

Posted by: Mika at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (BgMrQ)

230 OT: update on the kitten front . . . Chekov's breeder says she doesn't let the kittens go until they are 4 months old. I thought it was 3 months -- so the 3/26 litter has 6 weeks to go. Also, now she says there is only 1 kitten left of the 5, the black torbie. She told me I had first pick . . but 1 kitten a "pick." The only choice is "yes/no." I assume she's earmarked the other 4 to be breeders or show cats -- but it would have been nice to let me know. I've been thinking I'd have 2 or 3 to pick from.

She has a new litter, just born late last month. Four months from late May is late September. That is one hell of a long time away, presuming the same thing doesn't happen.

Dammit. Back to Petfinder, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (txdEq)

231 dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)

Another virus

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (zoxFl)

232 Masks, again? For monkeypox? A disease that spreads through prolonged skin contact?

No. Fuck you. Not sorry. No.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (/EuRN)

233 207 Pretty sure that's racist
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

The chigger is an equal opportunity pest.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (h8xT6)

Chiggers are God's wrath manifested.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (Qhnrt)

234 210 205 has the wagering window opened for the October Surprise yet?

dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)

=========

"Mitch McConnel is owned by China."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

Who exactly would this surprise though?

Posted by: Bete at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (F9322)

235 "If you go to Facebook on a daily basis...@benshapiro's Daily Wire has more followers and engagement, many times more than the New York Times or CNN. That is a problem for democracy."

Hey Dan -- if you don't like it, y'all are free to go build your own Facebook.

Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (1dzqn)

236 Looks like Twitter can now kill the takeover by simply refusing to give Musk the data he's demanding. Of course twitters share price will collapse and every shareholder will lose millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (0Tr8g)
---
Twitter seems to be a in no-win scenario. Whatever they do is going to cause the company to implode. If they give in to Musk's demands, that will no doubt lead to an adjustment in the terms of the deal. If they don't, then their shares will continue to plummet in value because their other shareholders are going to start asking awkward questions. And the inmates are running the asylum from the trenches. Stick a fork in Twitter. It's done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (YIVH2)

237 220 149 This woman is a threat to "democracy."

https://bit.ly/3Q5Z3UW
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)


Saaaaaluuuute!
Posted by: zombie Buck Owens and Roy Clark at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (BgMrQ)

Some pretty good "threats" on their show back in the day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (906pl)

238 This brunette in a red dress doesn't acknowledge that Joe, Mika or the other press whores get to tell her what to think:
https://is.gd/Fav6Nz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (0zQHa)

239 >Terry Pratchett invented "narrativium", a mythical substance that means you can beat the power of a story with an even better story.

Those one-in-a-million chances, EG Bard from Laketown killing the dragon, end up working nine times out of ten.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (44ww/)

240 "Mitch McConnel is owned by China."
__________

Not sure how that would qualify as a surprise, since the entire damn senate is owned by China, and has been for years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (MvHI3)

241 166 I imagine the ACLU would still defends the nazis' right to parade through town, because that can then be used by the left to attack everyone to the right of John McCain.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 02:00 PM (Ynyl9)


It's pretty much everybody to the right of Obama which makes Manchin, Sinema, and Tulsi the new Nazis. McCain was always and will always be a Nazi to them, but like the Azov in Ukraine, he was a Nazi that they liked working with to reach their ends.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (HJcWr)

242 He didn't always look like that.
---
He changed his hair to look less like a wedge head.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (sWM8x)

243 234 "Mitch McConnel is owned by China."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

Who exactly would this surprise though?
Posted by: Bete at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (F9322)

=========

"Get the GOP base fuckers to defend their China pet. We're taking down everyone if we're going down."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

244 Masks, again? For monkeypox? A disease that spreads through prolonged skin contact?

No. Fuck you. Not sorry. No.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM

Just the tip.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (GwxCX)

245 People pay money for Cats?


Why?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (s/6iv)

246 206 179 Did someone say muffin?

Posted by: Betty White at June 06, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

Step off, bitch. This is MY corner.
Posted by: Betty Crocker

Both of you are gonna get the ice dart.
Posted by: Julia Child at June 06, 2022 02:04 PM

Well you aint seen nuthin till your down on the muffin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (GwxCX)
Excuse me miss but please may the Paolo butter your muffin?

Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (0Qrr3)

247 The Left's story is terrible. We can see it play out every day on TV. The Right's story is one that uplifts millions of people around the world and brings them prosperity. We have the better story--we just have difficulty getting it out there..
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 02:07 PM (YIVH2)

------

True. We have difficulty because 99% of elected Republicans are immediately affected by "Corruptium", which oozes out McConnell's and Pelosi's every evil pore. Causes incurable prostitution by those not wearing Hazmat suits around these demonspawn....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (kb51C)

248 219 BTW, Per Fox, CDC now recommending masks for air travel due to monkey but secs virus.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (GwxCX)

That "recommendation" is going to turn into a requirement within a month or two.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

249 A problem for democracy. I see. Because people are exercising their freedom to choose what they engage with, that is a problem for democracy.

Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (aeePL)

250 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

251 232 Masks, again? For monkeypox? A disease that spreads through prolonged skin contact?

No. Fuck you. Not sorry. No.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (/EuRN)

CDC has gone ape over monkey pox

Posted by: 7man at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (qwO6y)

252 Free speech is pretty dangerous.... to leftwing fascists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (WKPeU)

253 238 This brunette in a red dress doesn't acknowledge that Joe, Mika or the other press whores get to tell her what to think:
https://is.gd/Fav6Nz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (0zQHa)

========

Hailee Steinfeld, actress.

The young woman from the True Grit remake. She turned hot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

254
dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)



This is all I could come up with for that.......


https://youtu.be/BvsMPOfblfg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

255 >> UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.


Special Delivery

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (s/6iv)

256 Who exactly would this surprise though?
Posted by: Bete at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (F9322)
++++
I suspect that people who primarily either watch the TV news or who consume no news at all (the "LIV" group) have no idea how much of our government, universities, NGOs and corporate boards of directors are owned by China.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (0zQHa)

257 "Get the GOP base fuckers to defend their China pet. We're taking down everyone if we're going down."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM

It's the new Mitch McConnel turtle China pet. Just spread some money, water and watch it grow! Chhh Chhhaaa Chaacha Chhina

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (GwxCX)

258 These dutiful young men promise to protect democracy for the sake of the 'Ettes.

https://tinyurl.com/48w98yed

Posted by: Robert thinks the 'Ettes deserve eye Candy, too at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (PYoBO)

259
Another virus

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM


yeah, that's always out there, but will it play in Peoria?

it's gotta be big, like "we have to suspend the elections" big

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (ENBF0)

260 People pay money for Cats?


Why?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (s/6iv)


I have a better solution.

Posted by: Curiosity at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (FJYfm)

261 CDC recommending all air passengers wear condoms.

Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (1dzqn)

262 Who was the inconsequential Rep from Florida a few election cycles back?

Ah yes...he was sending sexually tinged emails to interns.

Good thing that's no longer allowed right Mornin' Joe?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

263
She has a new litter, just born late last month. Four months from late May is late September. That is one hell of a long time away, presuming the same thing doesn't happen.

Dammit. Back to Petfinder, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:11 PM (txdEq)

Why don't you go to the pound? Lots of neat, loving kitties there.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (Qhnrt)

264 Some pretty good "threats" on their show back in the day.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (906pl)

Oh yes...indeed there were.

In the time before CBS went "TiffanyNetwork"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (BgMrQ)

265 >> I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.

It's called the afternoon delight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (fmt/2)

266 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.

Go away 'bait'n!

Posted by: Frito the delivery driver at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

267 You guys could...oh, I don't know...post something relevant in a way that draws attention from Daily Wire to you. Just saying.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (4olE8)

268 OT because I missed the last thread.

Joe is not just a bad president- but also an evil, malicious POS.

Gas Prices sky rocketing? Let's cancel more oil leases.

People feeling abandoned to high crime and government obliviousness or aiding and abetting criminals? Let's take away people's ability to defend themselves.

I think in this case, Occam's Razor would just say: he's on the other side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (dNqv+)

269 231 dead girl / live boy is a perennial favorite; what's it gonna be this year?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (ENBF0)

Another virus
___________

They already did a sort of dry run on that with the monkey pox, and it didn't go over very well.

They'll probably have to come up with something else.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (MvHI3)

270 has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G


he's having sex with your box

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (K3ZCc)

271 Hmm, I guess the word has gone out: Too many people are cutting the cord and MSM doesn't have the guaranteed revenue stream it once had.

Gosh, don't you just hate it when the free market disrupts the buggy whip business?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)

272 207 Pretty sure that's racist
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

The chigger is an equal opportunity pest.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2022 02:08 PM (h8xT6)


IT'S CHUGGERS!!!!!!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (HJcWr)

273 >>Why don't you go to the pound? Lots of neat, loving kitties there.


Send me your address, I will send you a box filled with feral cats. No charge.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (s/6iv)

274 A chiggardly sum.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (jYQlA)

275 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (yQpMk)



Booty call. Better check your package for stains when it arrives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

276 270 has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G


he's having sex with your box
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (K3ZCc)

Sex Doll? He's QAing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (dNqv+)

277 Hailee Steinfeld, actress.

The young woman from the True Grit remake. She turned hot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)


Must have been from her arm growing back after amputation.

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (gmo/4)

278
he's having sex with your box


Why are my new socks sticky already?

Posted by: Some poor moron getting his new socks with a UPS special delivery at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (ESjRY)

279 Terry Pratchett invented "narrativium", a mythical substance that means you can beat the power of a story with an even better story.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (44ww/)

Hence "Joke Biden is SEETHING and CURSING about his unpopularity."

The image the average target is left with is one of a righteously angry man not an unpopular one.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (zoxFl)

280 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (yQpMk)
---
Dominos Pizza has that feature. It's both fascinating and creepy at the same time as I can watch my delivery guy in real time. One time he wandered all over town before finally reaching my house (lots of lonely housewives between my house and the main store, I guess).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (YIVH2)

281 267 You guys could...oh, I don't know...post something relevant in a way that draws attention from Daily Wire to you. Just saying.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (4olE

========

Daily Wire also just released that "What is a Woman" movie.

They are target du jour. 2 minute hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

282 A chiggardly sum.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (jYQlA)



I used to frequent Chigger Rock in my youth.

- - Sideshow Rick Perry

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

283 This brunette in a red dress doesn't acknowledge that Joe, Mika or the other press whores get to tell her what to think:
https://is.gd/Fav6Nz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 02:12 PM (0zQHa)

Long and lean and not too far between.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (4I/2K)

284 Go away 'bait'n!
Posted by: Frito the delivery driver at June 06, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

Fishing? On the job? Egads!

Posted by: Poor Naive Sonovabitch at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (PYoBO)

285 How can I help?
- Miss Lindsey

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (3vQN0)

286 219 BTW, Per Fox, CDC now recommending masks for air travel due to monkey but secs virus.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:10 PM (GwxCX)

That "recommendation" is going to turn into a requirement within a month or two.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM

Maybe they could recommend not having super spreader events like ass fucking and pride events? Nah, let's punish everyone else.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (GwxCX)

287
I think in this case, Occam's Razor would just say: he's on the other side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM (dNqv+)
-----------

Joe has no idea what side he's on due to his dementia. The evil cabal, surrounding Joe, however, definitely wants us dead. And the GOP is more than willing to go along, as long as they're still invited to the right parties.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (5pTK/)

288 Must have been from her arm growing back after amputation.

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (gmo/4)


Do you think that's funny?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (FJYfm)

289 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.



Wine mom, receiving a delivery.

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

290 (lots of lonely housewives between my house and the main store, I guess).

Oh Mr Pizza Delivery guy I've...I've lost my wallet. However will I pay for this pizza with extra large sausage?!?

Posted by: Some lonely housewife at June 06, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)

291 >> it should scare us the most that Ben Shapiro’s
>> @realDailyWire has more followers than the NYT or CNN

Cry harder, b!tch.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 06, 2022 02:19 PM (uWF4x)

292 That "recommendation" is going to turn into a requirement within a month or two.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

Then in a couple more it will turn into mail-in ballots.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:19 PM (eXnRF)

293 "Get the GOP base fuckers to defend their China pet. We're taking down everyone if we're going down."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

Oh gosh, I hope they don't throw me into that there briar patch.

Posted by: Bete at June 06, 2022 02:19 PM (F9322)

294 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map.
____________

Amazon did that for a while for my packages, then they stopped.

I thought it was a bad idea the first time I saw it, because (as we all know) those drivers get followed around and targeted by thieves, so why make it easier for the thieves to know where they are?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 02:19 PM (MvHI3)

295
Thanks, Joe!

Social Security Trustees are claiming that a 20% in Social Security Payments is coming.

Load up on cat food now, retirees! And avoid the rush.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (OK0YZ)

296 he's having sex with your box
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:16 PM

One of the few SNL skits I remember having not seen it in years was Justin Timberlake. Dick in the box.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (GwxCX)

297 Anything I don't agree with is disinformation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (12jgO)

298 Maybe they could recommend not having super spreader events like ass fucking and pride events? Nah, let's punish everyone else.

I think they actually addressed that. They said something like, "Pride is too important of an event to close down potential super spreader activities"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (ESjRY)

299
People feeling abandoned to high crime and government obliviousness or aiding and abetting criminals? Let's take away people's ability to defend themselves.

..

Tee hee!

Posted by: Cornyn at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (2C/GX)

300 ---
Dominos Pizza has that feature. It's both fascinating and creepy at the same time as I can watch my delivery guy in real time. One time he wandered all over town before finally reaching my house (lots of lonely housewives between my house and the main store, I guess).


fyi, they changed the namd to just "dominos", the quit the pizza bit

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (K3ZCc)

301 >> he's having sex with your box


Maybe he's just shaving it/

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (s/6iv)

302 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


That or his name is Paulo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (IEa8U)

303 Hailee Steinfeld, actress.

The young woman from the True Grit remake. She turned hot.

__________

And her arm grew back!

Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (1dzqn)

304 Amazon did that for a while for my packages, then they stopped.

I thought it was a bad idea the first time I saw it, because (as we all know) those drivers get followed around and targeted by thieves, so why make it easier for the thieves to know where they are?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 02:19 PM (MvHI3)



My UPS guy could kill you with one hand. I have had him hand me a 50lb box of ammo at arms length.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

305 At least he didn't list AoS as a threat to democracy. We are safe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (12jgO)

306 191 I wonder if Mika has noticed that the older Joe gets, the more angry lesbian he looks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

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Madcow will be hitting on him. #Soon. It'll be like doing her doppelganger ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (5FW45)

307 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

The dominos one adds some predictive quantum bullshit to cruelly get your hopes up.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (44ww/)

308 >>UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.


Karen, unbeknownst to her, is receiving her husbands new Autoblow.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (fmt/2)

309 That or his name is Paulo.

The Paulo always puts extra sausage in the pie.

Posted by: The Paulo at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (ESjRY)

310 305 At least he didn't list AoS as a threat to democracy. We are safe.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (12jgO)

Yeah. Sure.

Posted by: Productivity at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (/EuRN)

311 fyi, they changed the namd to just "dominos", the quit the pizza bit
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (K3ZCc)

A true statement. They quit pizza a loooooong time ago.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (MkuC5)

312 "My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch."

He's inside making a delivery.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (vrz2I)

313 Do you think that's funny?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 06, 2022 02:18 PM (FJYfm)

Step back, I got this...

I'm Funny...Am I a clown...Do I amuse you???

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (BgMrQ)

314 288 Must have been from her arm growing back after amputation.

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 02:17 PM (gmo/4)


Do you think that's funny?

____________________

Just the tip.

Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (1dzqn)

315 The idea of getting rid of Biden (in the manner our Constitution decrees) is appealing until you ponder the line of succession and realize the choices are uniformly horrifying.

Only an installation of an American would be a start.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (KATBx)

316 250 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (yQpMk)


Or eating Ms McGillicutty 5 blocks away.

Those documentaries that show delivery drivers, plumbers, and copier repairman having the sechs with women are quite insightful.

Or so I have heard.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:23 PM (HJcWr)

317 Yeah. Sure.
Posted by: Productivity at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (/EuRN)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 02:23 PM (906pl)

318 312 "My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch."

He's inside making a delivery.


is his name paolo?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 06, 2022 02:23 PM (sGtp+)

319 One of the few SNL skits I remember having not seen it in years was Justin Timberlake. Dick in the box.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (GwxCX)
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I laughed at that for weeks. The exception that proved the rule that SNL is NOT funny.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:23 PM (WKPeU)

320 I think they actually addressed that. They said something like, "Pride is too important of an event to close down potential super spreader activities"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM

Wouldn't shock me, shit they talked to schools about masks first. But I have to wear a mask because guys keep assfucking other guys. Yea, that seems legit.
I have worn my last mask. Won't do it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:23 PM (GwxCX)

321 >> he's having sex with your box
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My box is as dry as the dunes of Arrakis. I sure wish some spice would flow...

Posted by: Minka Brzxstskkee at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

322
Yeah the problem for democracy is that apparently the best alternative we have for Pravda is a little punk like Shapiro.

Shell game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (xPIwr)

323 Those documentaries that show delivery drivers, plumbers, and copier repairman having the sechs with women are quite insightful.

Or so I have heard.


in fairness, women fuck anything

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (K3ZCc)

324 Shorter, shorter Pfeiffe:
"This whole majority rules things is really a problem for democracy."
Posted by: turnout man at June 06, 2022 01:59 PM (7CyhL)

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"Majority rules" is the flaw in democracy sans the majority's inclination to restore respect for inalienable rights and adherence to the rule of law.


Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (+R5dc)

325 My UPS guy could kill you with one hand. I have had him hand me a 50lb box of ammo at arms length.
_________

Mine looks like he would break in half if he even looked at a 50-lb. package. He's a spindly little pencil-necked dude who's afraid of my dachshund.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (MvHI3)

326 I laughed at that for weeks. The exception that proved the rule that SNL is NOT funny.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:23 PM

Yea, the exception for sure. I bet I haven't watched SNL for 10 years. Boy I sure miss it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (GwxCX)

327 Justin Timberlake is funny. SNL not so much.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (yQpMk)

328 >>Wouldn't shock me, shit they talked to schools about masks first. But I have to wear a mask because guys keep assfucking other guys.


This commentary is On Point!

Posted by: Guy Fieri at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (s/6iv)

329 And her arm grew back!
Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM


* sob *

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)

330 "My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch."

He's inside making a delivery.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (vrz2I)
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Former GF's dad caught his wife cheating through vehicle tracking. OnStar I think it was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (5pTK/)

331 fyi, they changed the namd to just "dominos", the quit the pizza bit

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (K3ZCc)

Because technically what Dominos delivers is not pizza but pizza chow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (WKPeU)

332 Texas A&M trying to distance themselves from Rittenhouse who said he was going to attend A&M. They said he has not been accepted as a student.

How many other Universities have announced who has not been accepted? Texas no longer has any non-woke schools.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (TimFr)

333 >>> 250 UPS has a feature that allows you to see where your delivery is on a live map. My truck is 5 blocks away and hasn't moved in a half hour. I wonder if the driver is eating lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

>>> 255
==
Special Delivery
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:14 PM (s/6iv)

G'rump lives near David French?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (llON8)

334 This brunette in a red dress doesn't acknowledge that Joe, Mika or the other press whores get to tell her what to think:
https://is.gd/Fav6Nz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022


***
That looks like Hailee Steinfeld (who has grown up a hell of a lot since playing Mattie Ross in the remake of True Grit some 10 years ago).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

335 A rinky-dink Chinese fighter in the South China sea deliberately released chaff and flares into the path of an Aussie P3 surveillance plane, damaging an engine and forcing the plane to return to base in the Philippines.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (HimGd)

336 Yeah the problem for democracy is that apparently the best alternative we have for Pravda is a little punk like Shapiro.

YOU FEEL'N LOCO?

I've got my debate points right here and I will throw down!

Imma make you cry like a women's studies freshpersyn. WORD

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (ESjRY)

337 Accountability to the voters is a severe risk to democracy. Remember the outcry after Biden said (his January presser, I think) that lots of Republicans were on board with his plans, but they were afraid to support him because they'd get voted out of office?

Same thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (0zQHa)


Democracy is just a magic word for them that means they get to be in charge. It has no other meaning in their minds.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (zhLdt)

338 At least he didn't list AoS as a threat to democracy. We are safe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 02:21 PM (12jgO)

If you're not on a list yet... you're not trying hard enough!

Posted by: pookysgirl, flicking off Bob from NSA at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (XKZwp)

339 We always say the second amendment is there to protect the first but turns out guns are sorta useless against being stifled on the internet.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (z9npv)

340 So now we have to wear masks or die of the monkeyfux.

Who didn't see this coming?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (sWM8x)

341 Catching up from the last thread

When the White House loses POLITICO...

Posted by: Braenyard at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (tyEy7)

342 Do you want to die protecting your algorithm?

Code. Code. Code. My baby algorithmically coded me dead

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (OONyg)

343 "Staunch" conservative Ben Shapiro is pulling more views than CNN?

Here's a hint, MSM: Your product is terrible if you're losing to the likes of Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (5pTK/)

344 Democracy is just a magic word for them that means they get to be in charge. It has no other meaning in their minds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (zhLdt)

Fascism is when you win. Democracy is when I win.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM (/EuRN)

345 Si' my apologies for your late package delivery. My truck, it broke down, I mean it was out of gas, err I mean there was bad traffic. Here's your package. Tell Mrs Kristol I will see her on Wednesday.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM (GwxCX)

346 Throughout the entire 20th century, they have loved the ACLU overruling public decisions.

They are populists only when the people go with them.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:53 PM (krQz2)
==
When the shooting finally starts, as I fear it will, we need a list of those who stripped away our constitutional rights - and deal with them appropriately.

I always hoped this could be avoided. And maybe there is still hope. But the Sussman verdict tells us all we need to know, with the shackling of the person who failed to respond to the illegitimate Jan 6 subpoena going on at the same time. This is going to get ugly.

I hope we are all ready.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM (LyTO1)

347 You f*ck one monkey and suddenly everyone has to wear a mask.

I mean, uh...the thing!

Posted by: Some gay airplane attendent at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM (ESjRY)

348 >>"Staunch" Pro-Vax conservative Ben Shapiro is pulling more views than CNN?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM (s/6iv)

349 So now we have to wear masks or die of the monkeyfux.


A codpiece would be more effective.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

350 "Staunch" conservative Ben Shapiro is pulling more views than CNN?

Here's a hint, MSM: Your product is terrible if you're losing to the likes of Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM

No shit. Rat faced little fuck.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2022 02:28 PM (GwxCX)

351 Ha. If Rittenhoyse comes to TAMU there's a chance I could hire him as an intern.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2022 02:28 PM (z9npv)

352 Off Paolo sock!

Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2022 02:28 PM (GwxCX)

353 So now we have to wear masks or die of the monkeyfux.

Who didn't see this coming?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 02:26 PM (sWM8x)
===

It's a diaphragm for the fag's starfish.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:28 PM (WKPeU)

354 Ugh sock fail.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:29 PM (GwxCX)

355 One of the few SNL skits I remember having not seen it in years was Justin Timberlake. Dick in the box.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (GwxCX)

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Great skit. And if you haven't see his "Mother Lover" it's even funnier IMO.

Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 02:29 PM (VJsqe)

356 The real Paulo? He no wears socks. Or...the pants.

Posted by: The real Paulo at June 06, 2022 02:29 PM (ESjRY)

357 Rittenhouse just needs classes on how to invest his winnings.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (yQpMk)

358
My favorite part was when - AFTER the FBI *admitted* to spying on the Trump campaign - Shapiro said anyone who thought they did that was a conspiracy theorist. He's a shill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (xPIwr)

359 Without the liberal-dominated MSM, these people have no marketable skills, no fame and no reputation. They are tentatively-employed has-beens. They know it and it terrifies them.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (BJKQV)

360 Here's Karen Gillan being a threat to Democracy - among other, smaller things:

https://tinyurl.com/mr43jcty

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLOOi)

361 332 Texas A&M trying to distance themselves from Rittenhouse who said he was going to attend A&M. They said he has not been accepted as a student.

How many other Universities have announced who has not been accepted? Texas no longer has any non-woke schools.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (TimFr)

As I've said; Texas is not the place many people think it is.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (Qhnrt)

362 One of the few SNL skits I remember having not seen it in years was Justin Timberlake. Dick in the box.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:20 PM (GwxCX)

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Great skit. And if you haven't see his "Mother Lover" it's even funnier IMO.
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 02:29 PM (VJsqe)

I can't watch Timberlake ever since I saw him in Black Snake Moan. That character was the cuckiest of the cucks.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:31 PM (TimFr)

363 A codpiece would be more effective.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:27 PM


Even when combined with chaps, it's inadequate for the Book Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2022 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)

364 Lunch is a threat to my pants.

Posted by: Joey Puddin Pants at June 06, 2022 02:31 PM (GwxCX)

365
Why don't you go to the pound? Lots of neat, loving kitties there.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022


***
I've been there. Long- or even medium-haired cats, the ones I prefer, are few and far between. It's just the luck of the draw. One day years ago Miss Linda and I visited the SPCA, and they had a real silver tabby Maine Coon named "Rembrandt" for adoption. Unfortunately I already had my two, and Miss Linda's White shorthair hated other cats. Rembrandt was gone in a day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:31 PM (txdEq)

366 What we need is a federal first amendment board to look through media prior to publication and filter out dangerous disinformation. Maybe they can flag certain "trusted news sources" which can publish quickly with only periodic first amendment board audits.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 02:31 PM (12jgO)

367 We are a nation of laws.

You hear this bromide often in conservative circles.

I often reply: True, but we have too many frivolous and obsolete ones, and the important ones are either selectively enforced, or ignored.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 06, 2022 02:31 PM (WmGrA)

368 >>Texas is not the place many people think it is.


Quiet. You don't want the Texans to leave Texas.

Many have found Montana and they are as bad or worse than the Californicators.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (s/6iv)

369 My favorite part was when - AFTER the FBI *admitted* to spying on the Trump campaign - Shapiro said anyone who thought they did that was a conspiracy theorist. He's a shill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM

Rat fuck, I hope his mask is infected with monkey pox. Or his ass.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (GwxCX)

370
Tyrone Greene in the Prose and Cons sketch makes me laugh every time I think of it. "Guard dog barking. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 02:33 PM (xPIwr)

371 Why aren't we talking about Bilderberg?

https://youtu.be/k3_bEUVef1I

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 06, 2022 02:33 PM (6XoNy)

372 Happy Days Are Here Again!

Spencer Brown
@itsSpencerBrown
Biden, speaking from his long weekend at the beach in Delaware, calls Friday's May jobs report "excellent."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 02:33 PM (FVME7)

373 360 Here's Karen Gillan being a threat to Democracy - among other, smaller things:

https://tinyurl.com/mr43jcty
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLOOi)

========

Probably taken when they were filming the first episode of her second season of Doctor Who.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

374 Our democracy is too precious and fragile to allow the fully automatic free speech the First Amendment protects.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (WKPeU)

375 Why don't you go to the pound? Lots of neat, loving kitties there.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022

In NC the CEO of a pet rescue place was arrested, she had over 30 dead animals in her house. WTF!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (GwxCX)

376 Here's Karen Gillan being a threat to Democracy - among other, smaller things:

https://tinyurl.com/mr43jcty
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLOOi)

***

Why are her teef the color of the bottom of my feet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (flINI)

377 People pay money for Cats?

Why?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022


***
To get a certain look and a reasonable idea of a certain temperament. I don't like the idea of paying purebred cat prices, but the rescue places are all bureaucratic now with 4-page applications and requiring vet references. I suppose I may have to resign myself to driving some distance to adopt the right cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)

378 Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (s/6iv)

Maybe you should complain to your Senator Jon Tester.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (TimFr)

379 Maybe if fags weren't sticking their dicks up other fags fartclams we would have an AIDs or Monkeypox problem.

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

380 Seen all kinds of mask wearing today form minorities

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (yJe3+)

381
Plus I'm pretty sure he's a speedfreak, and I seriously don't care if his wife is a doctor. It's his version of Hannity's prison guard mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (xPIwr)

382 "Majority rules" is the flaw in democracy sans the majority's inclination to restore respect for inalienable rights and adherence to the rule of law.


Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 06, 2022 02:24 PM (+R5dc)

Indeed, "Two wolves and a lamb..." But progressives love to allege 1) that we are a democracy, not a constitutional republic, and 2) that democracy is best and must be respected at all costs. Until they're losing. Then they start spouting off things like this that are beyond what might be characterized as "logically inconsistent," and also pull November 3 hijinks.

Posted by: turnout man at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (7CyhL)

383 Why are her teef the color of the bottom of my feet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (flINI)

She's from Great Britain

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (5u8TL)

384 This brunette in a red dress doesn't acknowledge that Joe, Mika or the other press whores get to tell her what to think:
https://is.gd/Fav6Nz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022

nice curves!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (V6f9+)

385 >>Maybe you should complain to your Senator Jon Tester.


I mock that fat assed motherfucker anytime I can get within earshot of him.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (s/6iv)

386 Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (s/6iv)

Maybe you should complain to your Senator Jon Tester.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (TimFr)

And that's how the TX/MT hat size wars started, officer.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (nByzo)

387 Does Ace still own the copyright on "Homewrecking Whore" in regards to Mika?

Been waiting to steal that one.

Posted by: jwest at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (/BlEx)

388 Biden, speaking from his long weekend at the beach in Delaware, calls Friday's May jobs report "excellent."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 02:33 PM (FVME7)
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Well, if there was a way to short the labor market, I'd probably be all over it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (5pTK/)

389 1. Go to the pound and pick the ugliest most disagreeable cat.

2. Post videos of the cat on Tik Tok.

3. Profit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (7cRTM)

390 “Shapiro, Shapiro, Shapiro, the girl that’s hard to get.”

— Marcellus Washburn and Ethel Tofflemeyer, the pianola girl

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (Tae6h)

391 Next, they will force people to buy Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove" album.

Posted by: Roy at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (vi1pM)

392
Quiet. You don't want the Texans to leave Texas.

Many have found Montana and they are as bad or worse than the Californicators.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (s/6iv)



Yeah, this is no where near reality. You must be meeting the Californians that moved to Texas and found it too hot in the summers and moved north.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

393 >>Biden, speaking from his long weekend at the beach in Delaware, calls Friday's May jobs report "excellent."


Seasonal Jobs are UP! (in May)

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:36 PM (s/6iv)

394 So, this would be more appropriate to the book thread, but I never make it.

So, I just finished reading Wilkie Collins' The Woman in White, and I was struck by the love story that just ends up falling flat.

It's a long mystery story about a woman who marries out of obligation a supposed nobleman who is all sorts of shady. She has a true love, her drawing teacher, and they do the proper British thing and separate until the mystery ends up drawing them back together.

Anyway, this girl, Laura, ends up being barely a character. She's passive, meek, and largely uninteresting. However, her sister, Marian, is fierce, intelligent, and strong. The drawing master, towards the end of the book, has to interact with her a lot to finish out the mystery, and I swore that he was going to realize that Marian was actually the woman to marry, not passive, little Laura, but nope. He just marries the little woman of no particular interest because true love, or something.

Whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

395 332 Texas A&M trying to distance themselves from Rittenhouse who said he was going to attend A&M. They said he has not been accepted as a student.

How many other Universities have announced who has not been accepted? Texas no longer has any non-woke schools.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:25 PM (TimFr)


Texas A&M has 11 different campuses with over 140,000 students. He might not have gotten into College Station but could have gotten into Corpus-Christie, San Antonio, Kingsville, International, West, Central, Texarkana, or Commerce. If it had been Tarleton State, he would have called it that, and I don't think Prairie View A&M would have admitted him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (HJcWr)

396 >>Yeah, this is no where near reality. You must be meeting the Californians that moved to Texas and found it too hot in the summers and moved north.


Sure. Texas is heaven.

Please. Head that way.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (s/6iv)

397 385 >>Maybe you should complain to your Senator Jon Tester.


I mock that fat assed motherfucker anytime I can get within earshot of him.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:35 PM (s/6iv)

=========

"And I have my government pension, peon. Fuck off!"
-Tester's likely reply

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

398 the only truth allowed is the truth of the State. All other truth is misimformation and must be prosecuted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

399 Well shit. The UPS truck has started up, and moved away from my block.

I knew I should have driven over and accosted him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

400 Why are her teef the color of the bottom of my feet?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 02:34 PM (flINI)
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I've gotten to the point I prefer that to the "substitute for a lighthouse" teeth which seem to be rather popular these days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (5pTK/)

401 ========

Hailee Steinfeld, actress.

The young woman from the True Grit remake. She turned hot.

---

She is no longer a harpy in trousers.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (+R5dc)

402 My local shelter is also obsessed with abuse. It's either warranted and sad, or unwarranted and sad. If they had treated me like a job applicant I would have walked ... fortunately they didn't.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (44ww/)

403 379 Maybe if fags weren't sticking their dicks up other fags fartclams we would have an AIDs or Monkeypox problem.
---
I watched a Styxhexenhammer video about monkeypox last night. Given his libertarian orientation, I was surprised at how vehemently he called out the fags. It was pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (sWM8x)

404 >>"And I have my government pension, peon. Fuck off!"
-Tester's likely reply


He and his family learned a LOT from the likes of Joe Biden.

Dirt poor retards to insanely rich assholes in One Easy Step.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (s/6iv)

405 Why are three dead and a dozen wounded in Philly a mass shooting, but only an average weekend in Chicago?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (anj39)

406 401 Hailee Steinfeld, actress.

The young woman from the True Grit remake. She turned hot.

---

She is no longer a harpy in trousers.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (+R5dc)

=========

She is, instead, a wannabe pop star who has, apparently, boned Justin Bieber.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

407 Two donuts: $2.65

!!!!

Don't get 'em often, so anecdotal/by memory price comparisons are sketchy here, but ..... wasn't that long ago that half a dozen were under $5.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (OTzUX)

408 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (0IeYL)

409 399 Well shit. The UPS truck has started up, and moved away from my block.

I knew I should have driven over and accosted him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

NEWMAN!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (906pl)

410 Topless beaches in Nantucket?

https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2022/06/06/ topless-beaches-coming-to-nantucket-n474327

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (LkIKS)

411 During pride month we recommend that every heterosexual wear a butthole mask so that gays can feel safe.

Posted by: DHS, CDC, FDA, NIH Experts at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (WKPeU)

412 brandon raises the ethanol mix by 50%

do not use in generators

I will not warn you again

Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (us2H3)

413 "I would not pay three hundred dollars for a wing-ed Pegasus" makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (44ww/)

414 Or we could just report the news honestly and people would be interested in what we say... I'm fukkin' with ya, we could never do that.

Posted by: NYT at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (kfcYC)

415
Many have found Montana and they are as bad or worse than the Californicators.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (s/6iv)

I've actually given thought of moving to Greenland. Nobody bothers Greenland.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (Qhnrt)

416 Joe And Mika are examples of smooth brained sexual deviants.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (RQN3O)

417 Send me your address, I will send you a box filled with feral cats. No charge.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022


***
Oh, there are plenty of ferals around here. Many of them have bushy tails -- possibly a genetic legacy of my late black cat Wolf from the days when his "people" put him out every day to roam at will. He wasn't altered then. I'll bet some of the female ferals from 2010-2011, were they still around and so enabled, would have some interesting stories to tell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (txdEq)

418 >>brandon raises the ethanol mix by 50%


Buying them Corn Votes.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (s/6iv)

419 "Triggering a shareholder lawsuit."

but the court will find that the shareholders have no standing.

LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (UGJLp)

420 415
Many have found Montana and they are as bad or worse than the Californicators.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:32 PM (s/6iv)

I've actually given thought of moving to Greenland. Nobody bothers Greenland.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (Qhnrt)

========

"Soon..."
-Trump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

421 245 People pay money for Cats?


Why?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (s/6iv)
_________________________________

People don't pay money for cats. They pay a LOT of money for cats. Growing up we had every pet imaginable including of course dogs and cats. Never bought a cat. All of our cats were strays we found, including a practically newborn kitten that followed me and my friend from the beach to my house -- almost two miles! -- in the rain. We did pay big money for a purebred Siberian Husky puppy that was the daughter of show dogs. She was a supermodel of Huskies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

422 https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2022/06/06/ topless-beaches-coming-to-nantucket-n474327
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM (LkIKS)

----------------

That'll be popular during the three days of summer Nantucket enjoys.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 02:41 PM (5pTK/)

423 419 "Triggering a shareholder lawsuit."

but the court will find that the shareholders have no standing.

LOL
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 06, 2022 02:40 PM (UGJLp)

==========

"Just as it should be."
-Ralph Nader, following the path of all liberals

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

424 "I would not pay three hundred dollars for a wing-ed Pegasus" makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022


***
As many times as I've seen the original film and read the novel, spotting the source of that took me a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)

425 One thing I looked forward to retiring early was being able to do things during the work week without a crowd. I'm tempted to ask all these real 29 year olds that I see that have ruined that , where are you getting your disposable income? Are the out and about when they are supposed to be working from home? Also I see so many helped wanted signs for unskilled and semi skilled jobs.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:41 PM (TimFr)

426 I would pay for one of those werewolf cats. But otherwise I've done pretty good with the free ones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 06, 2022 02:42 PM (7cRTM)

427 399 Well shit. The UPS truck has started up, and moved away from my block.

I knew I should have driven over and accosted him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (yQpMk)
===

UPS drivers only make right turns. Were you one or more left turns?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:42 PM (WKPeU)

428 Two donuts: $2.65

Remember dollars to donuts? Pepperidge Farms does!

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at June 06, 2022 02:42 PM (ESjRY)

429
Sure. Texas is heaven.

Please. Head that way.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (s/6iv)



Already there. Wasn't born here but got here as fast as I could. I like it.

Not happy about the importing of shits from lib shitholes, but still find Texas better than most places I've been.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

430 That'll be popular during the three days of summer Nantucket enjoys.

Also, do you want to see Massholettes topless?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at June 06, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

431 399 Well shit. The UPS truck has started up, and moved away from my block.

I knew I should have driven over and accosted him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

Don't UPS truck routes only make right turns? The truck might be on the way to your house, but has to make some right turns before getting there.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:43 PM (HJcWr)

432 Thankfully have near-zero interaction with any "medical" institution or tasks, had to have a blood draw. The masking nonsense must be the universe's way of reminding me, amidst the normalcy bias and natural tendency to be positive, of how little respect now remains for medicine, medical institutions, and much of our society.

And it's another area in which friends/acquaintances must be managed. As with "politics", which for most of them is based on near-zero knowledge or understanding of anything important, it's a constant vigilance to evade and manipulate. As with other things, they just soaked in the COVID marinade without ever thinking critically, and as usual now continue to live in a bubble of unreality carefully and aggressively curated by the "press".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 02:44 PM (OTzUX)

433 brandon raises the ethanol mix by 50%


Buying them Corn Votes.

Posted by: garrett
===

Those engines don't destroy themselves!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:44 PM (WKPeU)

434 People don't pay money for cats. They pay a LOT of money for cats. . . . Growing up we had every pet imaginable including of course dogs and cats. Never bought a cat. All of our cats were strays we found, including a practically newborn kitten that followed me and my friend from the beach to my house -- almost two miles! -- in the rain. . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022


***
If a lost cat showed up at my door, or in an empty parking lot like the late Angelique the Nutty Siberian did, I'd be very pleased. The cats here, though, all belong to people or are ferals. The late Wolf was abandoned by the hominids that supposedly loved him, and I took him in; best overall cat I've ever known. But that sort of thing seems rare here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)

435 That'll be popular during the three days of summer Nantucket enjoys.

Also, do you want to see Massholettes topless?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at June 06, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

***

It is usually the 'gals' that NO ONE wants to see topless that enjoy such places.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 02:44 PM (flINI)

436 So, this would be more appropriate to the book thread, but I never make it.

So, I just finished reading Wilkie Collins' The Woman in White, and I was struck by the love story that just ends up falling flat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
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No worries! I captured this comment to add to the Moron Recommendations section of my Libib site...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 02:45 PM (YIVH2)

437 Topless beaches in Nantucket?

https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2022/06/06/ topless-beaches-coming-to-nantucket-n474327
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM

I won't click any NotAir links, even for bewbs. I have standards.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:45 PM (GwxCX)

438 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (HJcWr)

Rittenhouse said College Station.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:45 PM (TimFr)

439 So Scarborough and Brzezinski are tag-teaming a talking point? What are the odds?

They're clearly getting live broadcast bullet points from the same source and not just Brzezinski's. And if you ask, "Is it MFM, DNC, or White House?", the answer is, "Yes".

MFM delenda est ad infinitum.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 06, 2022 02:46 PM (aXxgO)

440 Nood

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 02:46 PM (nByzo)

441 So monkey pox, another butt fvcking disease from Africa?

Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2022 02:46 PM (E0NVW)

442 UPS drivers only make right turns. Were you one or more left turns?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 02:42 PM

Need to find an ex-NASCAR delivery driver.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 02:47 PM (GwxCX)

443 . . . --

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 06, 2022 02:47 PM (yJe3+)

444 This woman is a threat to "democracy."

https://bit.ly/3Q5Z3UW

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)

John Kerry photobomb. He's behind her right shoulder.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2022 02:47 PM (7bRMQ)

445 Why are her teef the color of the bottom of my feet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022


***
No offense, TMR, but I'd much rather look at Karen Gillan's feet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)

446 Based on Senate representation, MT, TX, and even SC have little on CA or MA or NY. If you look beyond the bare partisan label and how it affects the majority/minority calculation. A key reason for the country's situation.

Hey, speaking of sterling "conservative" TX senators, when is Juneteenth again?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 02:47 PM (OTzUX)

447 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2022 02:39 PM


Sup, Weasel?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 02:48 PM (h6/n7)

448 The Amazon 'Track your delivery' only seems to show the map and GPS position for the last half mile or so to your house. Not all day, like some would expect.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2022 02:48 PM (1n+EO)

449 A lot of animal shelters are outright scams. I refused to complete invasive applications, allow home visits, etc. My neice set me up with one that didn't do all that. After I said I'd take one of their dogs, I got the bill. $300.00. He's a good dog so I don't mind, but that's still fraud.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

450 If a lost cat showed up at my door, or in an empty parking lot like the late Angelique the Nutty Siberian did, I'd be very pleased. The cats here, though, all belong to people or are ferals. The late Wolf was abandoned by the hominids that supposedly loved him, and I took him in; best overall cat I've ever known. But that sort of thing seems rare here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)
__________________________

A feral once had kittens in our garage. The mother eventually came in the house to live but was never friendly. We suspected she was abused and would never trust humans again. The kittens, on the other hand, were practically hand-fed from birth and never lived outside a house. They were comically friendly. We kept two and gave the rest away to friends.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

451 As I've said; Texas is not the place many people think it is.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 02:30 PM (Qhnrt)


Yep. That admissions counselor that was hired when Anne Richards was governor 30 years ago is now the Dean of Admissions and has staffed his/her department with lefty buddies.

This also applies to every state agency in states where Democrats pretty much ruled for a 100 years, i.e., the whole south.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:51 PM (HJcWr)

452 438 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:37 PM (HJcWr)

Rittenhouse said College Station.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 02:45 PM (TimFr)


Maybe Rittenhouse got an NIL from Smith & Wesson and Jimbo got him admitted.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 06, 2022 02:54 PM (HJcWr)

453 Hey, Joe DumbFuck, you have any ACTUAL examples of this "dIsInFoRmATiOn" that you essentially offer as the pure, equivalent of "rIgHt wInG" media ???

Like the Trump-Russia Collusion hoax ? THAT kind of disinformation ?

Get fucked asshole

Posted by: deadrody at June 06, 2022 03:11 PM (SnywI)

454 "Notice that Joe Scarborough's idea of "getting tough" is just.... fascism"

Well, to paraphrase Harry Reid, it works doesn't it? For a while.

Actually my favorite Harry Reid quote is a very recent one... ">"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 06, 2022 03:21 PM (4OVxK)

455 I hope to continue to be a problem for their "democracy"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 06, 2022 03:27 PM (sJHOI)

456 I guess "democracy" has gone through a "transition" and now means
'leftist dominion".

Posted by: SamIam at June 06, 2022 03:38 PM (oasF3)

457 FWIW I wrote a piece on how Pride Month is a raw exercise of political power; in case anyone cares
.

https://is.gd/8NUGrb

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 06, 2022 05:08 PM (OeBYn)

458 Asking quеstions are genuinely pleаsant tһing if you are not
understanding anything entireⅼy, except this paragraph
presents pleasant understanding even.

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