The Washington Post and Taylor Lorenz Lie to Smear (and Maybe Deplatform) Law YouTubers Who Got the Amber Heard Defamation Story Right

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Do you know what the "Adpocalypse" was?


There were two.

The Adpocalypses were brought down by the leftwing legacy media. They noticed that their own advertising revenues were sharply declining, while the advertising revenues being collected by independent, non-traditional media figures -- such as YouTubers -- was skyrocketing.

They decided to do something about that.

They decided to take out the competition.

The first Adpocalypse was an attempt by the Wall Street Journal to make advertising on non-approved legacy media outlets dangerous for corporations by smearing YouTubers like PewdeePie as racists. That resulted in YouTube imposing a censorship regime, and advertisers fleeing the platform.

The second one was when gay blogger Carlos Maza attempted to take down Steven Crowder, alleging that YouTube approved of homophobia. Again, more censorship, less ad revenue.

Now Taylor Lorenz and the Washington Post are attempting a third adpocalypse. They're attempting to take out rivals to the leftwing legacy media -- specifically, YouTubers who sided more with Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard defamation trial. The leftwing media, of course, had uncritically championed Amber Heard, as they'd championed all #MeToo allegations, #BelievingAllWomen without asking for any evidence.

In fact, the defamatory opinion piece Depp sued Heard for appeared in the Washington Post. They just added a stingy "Note" to their defamation.

So Lorenz is now attempting to paint it as dangerous for people to openly question #MeToo allegations on YouTube, and to suggest there's something wrong with non-legacy-media outlets making money off of a major media story. There's nothing wrong with the Washington Post making money off it, of course -- because they take the proper leftwing view of things.


But people like Rekieta or YellowFlash or That Umbrella Guy, the people who thought that Amber Heard was lying? Which, of course, a jury found to be the case?

They're dangerous and they shouldn't be allowed to make money off it. And damnit, YouTube has got to control who is allowed to make money from these news events!

By the way: The entire Depp/Heard story was already heavily censored by YouTube. Videos would be demonetized -- denied advertising -- if they discussed it all. Because of this, YouTubers were forced to resort to the childish tactic of referring to Depp as "The Pirate Guy" and Heard as "the Aqua Lady" to avoid censorship and demonetization. They had to avoid saying the names of the people they were talking about.

No, I'm serious.

But that's not enough for Taylor Lorenz and The Washington Post.

Either they have to declare "The Aqua Lady is telling the truth and The Pirate Guy is an abuser," or they must be deplatformed!

And Lorenz, in making the case that only she, a nobody, barely-educated semiliterate wannabe influencer who pretends to be a tweenager online and gets away with it because she is effectively developmentally delayed, should be allowed to weigh in on the Depp-Heard trial, and that actual trial lawyers like Rikieta and LegalBytes should not be so allowed, is on a scorched earth campaign to make them toxic to advertisers.

And of course she's also up to her old tricks of claiming she reached out to her subjects -- I mean, targets and victims -- for comment.

Spoiler alert: She did not reach out to her targets and victims for comment.

She did reach out to them after they publicly complained on twitter that she lied about reaching out to them for comment.

I guess she thinks that counts...?

She did the same thing to ThatUmbrellaGuy. See the link to Twitchy for that.

Update! And now the Washington Post has stealth-edited her lying "report" to omit the false claim that she had reached out to the YouTubers for comment.

The Washington Post article appeared to have been stealth-edited, removing the claim that Lorenz had reached out to the YouTubers for comment without an editor's note acknowledging the change.

Only after Fox contacted them about the stealth-edit were they embarrassed into offering a very muddled and (deliberately?) confusing "correction:"

After Fox News reached out for comment, the Washington Post issued a correction on Lorenz's report, reading, "A previous version of this story inaccurately attributed to [Depp representative] Adam Waldman a quote describing how he contacted some Internet influencers. That quote has been removed. The story has also been amended to note The Post's attempts to reach Alyte Mazeika and ThatUmbrellaGuy for comment. Previous versions omitted or inaccurately described these attempts."

Inaccurately described these attempts, as in, claiming they occurred at all was inaccurate?

What the hell?


How is she permitted to continue working at a major media outlet?

How is the Washington Post permitted to remain a media outlet?

Oh right, the Washington Post is a corrupt influence operation/defamation racket serving the leftwing cabal of the Ruling Class and only engages in propaganda and psyops. That's how she keeps her job.

And the Washington Post is pretended by the Ruling Class to be "Real News" because it serves their interests and defends their Right to Rule.


The leftwing legacy media is very, very determined that no one will be permitted to speak without their permission, without obeying their censorship rules, and that certainly no one will be allowed to make money in the speaking professions without following their required Code of Beliefs.

And they are ruthless and brazen about enforcing their will on this score.

Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM




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1 Centered!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 03:59 PM (zvlmG)

2 Not anymore

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 03:59 PM (zvlmG)

3 I'll get em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 03:59 PM (zvlmG)

4 foolishness

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 03:59 PM (AkbRF)

5 Score!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 03:59 PM (zvlmG)

6 Dang

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 03:59 PM (zvlmG)

7 Does this count as 2nd?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 04:00 PM (llON8)

8 You would think that someone as old as Taylor Lorenz would know better.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

10 But that's not enough for Taylor Lorenz and The Washington Post.

Either they have to declare "The Aqua Lady is telling the truth and The Pirate Guy is an abuser," or they must be deplatformed!

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This is like calling the Super Bowl "The Big Game" if you're not an official sponsor. Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (5zVb8)

11 People like Lorenz need to be institutionalized. For their safety as well as ours.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (lTGtQ)

12 Willowed:

ZH rips Biden's inflation speech into little pieces, burns them, feeds the ashes to pigs, then shoots the pigs:

https://tinyurl.com/22xdba6y

WH is totally disconnected from reality. This is a real HTG capital C Crisis.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (qpX6U)

13 Hooz bitch dis iz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

14 >>>Does this count as 2nd?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 04:00 PM (llON

According HQ rules, foolishness disqualifies offending commenters so technically you are first.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (QYPq3)

15 So when's Depp going after the Post for giving Little Miss Deuce Dropper a public forum to defame him?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (c/0XQ)

16 Isn't this chick in her forties and still talks like a Valley Girl?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Hudry)

17 So Lorenz is now attempting to paint it as dangerous for people to openly question #MeToo allegations on YouTube,

Anyone ask Taylor if she believes Juanita Broaddrick when she says Bill Clinton raped her?

Others do a stupid two step on this crap

1) BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

2) Oh THAT woman? She's lying

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (ESjRY)

18 >>> 11 People like Lorenz need to be institutionalized. For their safety as well as ours.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (lTGtQ)

By "institutionalized" do you mean "beaten with a tire iron"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (llON8)

19 YouTubers who sided more with Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard defamation trial.


OH! I thought it was a deification trial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Inaccurately described these attempts, as in, claiming they occurred at all was inaccurate?
What the hell?
How is she permitted to continue working at a major media outlet?
How is the Washington Post permitted to remain a media outlet?

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USA Today went through and edited the Abrams quote about the All Star Game, as you mentioned earlier today.

This isn't outrageous, this is standard operating procedures. Newspaper lie and silently edit their stories. This is the norm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (5zVb8)

21 I just got a meme with Johnny Depp and the caption, "THE FIRST MAN TO EVER WIN AN
ARGUMENT WITH A WOMAN!!"

Posted by: Mean Tweets at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (BOJAx)

22 Isn't this chick in her forties and still talks like a Valley Girl?

Dem power brokers like *little* girls. So uh, very, very experienced 29 year old Taylor is trying her best.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (ESjRY)

23 >>>Isn't this chick in her forties and still talks like a Valley Girl?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Hudry)

How do you do, fellow kids?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (QYPq3)

24 Time for a 195 trimester abortion for Mrs. Lorenz.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (WKPeU)

25 Does anyone take this ditz seriously? She doesn't just ride in a clown car she is a clown car.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

26
Ace, are you still Super Straight?

This is Super Straight Month, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (+jmjg)

27 Helena Handbasket @ 18-
Jumper cables.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (gktX6)

28 content creators serve as the personalities breaking news to an increasing numbers of viewers — and, in turn, define the online narrative around major events




I see she has identified the danger.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (lTGtQ)

29 The leftwing legacy media is very, very determined that no one will be permitted to speak without their permission, without obeying their censorship rules, and that certainly no one will be allowed to make money in the speaking professions without following their required Code of Beliefs.

And they are ruthless and brazen about enforcing their will on this score.

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Of course. Just like Mika said on Morning Joe, it's their job to tell people what to think. You people who disagree with them are dangerous weasels who need to be suppressed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (5zVb8)

30 You picked a wonderfully awkward photo of Lorenz for this post, Ace. Nicely done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (5zVb8)

31 >>>You picked a wonderfully awkward photo of Lorenz for this post, Ace. Nicely done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (5zVb

That's her good side.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 04:06 PM (QYPq3)

32 Lorenz said that Depps' central claim in his lawsuit was he got Amber Heard the role in Aquaman. It was a single statement he made in answering a question.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (t6t6M)

33 The leftwing legacy media is very, very determined that no one will be permitted to speak without their permission

Several leftwing media figures have specifically said their message cannot compete if opposing voices are allowed.

That their takeaway from that isn't "we must be wrong about some stuff" or even "well we need to get better about how we talk about things" but instead "we need an Orwellian police state to get what we want" should terrify everyone

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (ESjRY)

34 Who had Johnny Depp as the next Emmanuel Goldstein?

I didn't.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (krQz2)

35 Lorenz looks 40 in that photo. I bet it was taken 20 years ago.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (Rew5Q)

36 Sue her. Hard. Make her cry.

Then film it and post it everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

37

Notice how wapo and lorenz are DOXXING all these youtubers by using their real names...repeatedly and markedly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (+jmjg)

38 Newspeak

Posted by: 7man at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (qwO6y)

39 That's her good side.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 04:06 PM (QYPq3)
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Yeah. She looks more like a human than a vindictive succubus than in many others.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (5zVb8)

40 She looks constipated.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

41 Taylor's face has fallen and it can't get up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (HsAzN)

42 Lorenz looks 40 in that photo. I bet it was taken 20 years ago.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (Rew5Q)



That would be a hard-rode 40.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (yQpMk)

43 Mika B and friends want to do to independent youtubers what Joe Scarborough does to interns

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (ESjRY)

44 >>>Ace, are you still Super Straight?
This is Super Straight Month, yes?

You know it, finally a month for ME and my sexual identity.

what about you? Still with the SS pride?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (AkbRF)

45 Konrad Lorenz ~ Henrik Lorentz >>> Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (AERod)

46 When the burning times come, people like this will have a very hard time, because they produce nothing of worth.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (WmGrA)

47 That their takeaway from that isn't "we must be wrong about some stuff" or even "well we need to get better about how we talk about things" but instead "we need an Orwellian police state to get what we want" should terrify everyone
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (ESjRY)
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Yes. They are the official, righteous, proper tellers of truth. Any opposition must thus be crushed ruthlessly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (5zVb8)

48 Lorenz is the modern version of Nora Desmond, believing she is still young and relevant.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (lTGtQ)

49 A good rant. But seriously, just use Rumble.

Seriously, this isn't hard to understand. The treats will only come as long as you accept a suicidally ruinous ideology that intends to destroy you. Hell, even Jimmy Dore's on Rumble.

In the end, lots of conservatives have way too many times to the grifter class, and those who don't are generally unaware of how to improve themselves. Oh, Vox Day is well ahead of the game, and quite ready for full scale deplatforming... But some people would rather die than admit that.

Posted by: trev006 at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (UEjaT)

50 All these lefty women personify the word "haranguing".

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (Rew5Q)

51 So a woman lies in an attempt to prove you need to trust a woman who lies. That can't be good the ol' irony meter, it's going to break.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (dpJ62)

52 Someone's going to need a lawyer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (P5wHg)

53 When the burning times come, people like this will have a very hard time, because they produce nothing of worth.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (WmGrA)
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Yes. And all the rest of us in that same boat (believe me, my skills have no applicability to the burning times) will at least be able to look at it and think, "at least some fuckers who deserve it are getting it along with me."

A silver lining, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (5zVb8)

54
what about you? Still with the SS pride?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:08 PM (AkbRF)



All ABOARD!!!!

Posted by: Kaptain Kristol at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Alex Jones coming up on Friday Night Tights.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (xPl2J)

56 Hey, I'd bit the pillow until I cried with Taylor IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Wil Wheaton at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (ESjRY)

57 All these lefty women personify the word "haranguing".
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (Rew5Q)
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And "shrieking harpy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (5zVb8)

58 Why would anyone listen to a whiny 55yr* old like Taylor Lorenz?

(* she lies about her age so I thought it appropriate to help her out.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (JzBU4)

59 All these lefty women personify the word "haranguing".
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (Rew5Q)
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Karenguing

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (krQz2)

60 Several leftwing media figures have specifically said their message cannot compete if opposing voices are allowed.

That their takeaway from that isn't "we must be wrong about some stuff" or even "well we need to get better about how we talk about things" but instead "we need an Orwellian police state to get what we want" should terrify everyone
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:07 PM (ESjRY)
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Anyone with even an ounce of sense can see just how senseless the arguments of the Left really are.

Even LIVs who are normally clueless about politics (or don't care) can see how dangerous the ideas of the Left are when they start to impact the LIVs (like inflation and shortages).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (YIVH2)

61 Ok I might be alone in this but I think she'd look ok in a sexy indian squaw halloween costume. Very inappropriate, yes.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (0fVbu)

62 So a woman lies in an attempt to prove you need to trust a woman who lies. That can't be good the ol' irony meter, it's going to break.
Posted by: Flyguy at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (dpJ62)
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Taylor Lorenz can't even tell the truth about her age. She has given all sorts of numbers out at various times, curiously in concert with the ages of her targets. No one wants a 40 something writer targeting a teenager, so she just glosses over that whole grooming-appearance thing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (KrdbI)

63 Checked to see if Lorenz is married. SURPRISE. She is not.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (P5wHg)

64 Amber has reiterated her defamatory claims, actually doubled down on them, since the verdict.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (qpX6U)

65 Taylor Lierenz

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (RHGPo)

66 Some of my British mother-in-law's favorite sayings:

"She looks like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards."

"She's had a hard life."

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (Ehatm)

67
what about you? Still with the SS pride?
Posted by: ace


I'm so super straight, I named my boner "Chad."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (+jmjg)

68 >>>And now the Washington Post has stealth-edited her lying "report" to omit the false claim that she had reached out to the YouTubers for comment.

At some point, they are going to have to fire the lying old hag as a liability beyond her worth.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (nByzo)

69 60 Anyone with even an ounce of sense can see just how senseless the arguments of the Left really are.

Even LIVs who are normally clueless about politics (or don't care) can see how dangerous the ideas of the Left are when they start to impact the LIVs (like inflation and shortages).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM (YIVH2)

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"We can print money forever with no consequence."

That went well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

70 Wiki lists her as born October 21 c. 1984–1987 or 1978, New York City, U.S.

WTF? A six to nine year range?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AERod)

71 Several leftwing media figures have specifically said their message cannot compete if opposing voices are allowed.

That their takeaway from that isn't "we must be wrong about some stuff" or even "well we need to get better about how we talk about things" but instead "we need an Orwellian police state to get what we want" should terrify everyone
Posted by: 18-1

yup. and meanwhile the intellectual and moral cowards who don't know what time it is keep insisting it's still 2003 and we should just keep waving our american flags and talking about the shining city on the hill.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)

72 Checked to see if Lorenz is married. SURPRISE. She is not.

Hey I'm her life partner ok?!?

Posted by: Mr Whiskers at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (ESjRY)

73 One of these days, this Lorenz bitch is going to target the wrong person and she's going to end up in a sack at the bottom of the East River.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (TU8Tj)

74 Yes.

Posted by: Chad at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (yQpMk)

75 Not allowing foolishness is gonna cut waaaaaay down on my commenting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (Qy7kP)

76 Some of my British mother-in-law's favorite sayings:

"She looks like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards."



Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (Ehatm)



There's a forwards way to be dragged through the bushes that isn't so harsh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Sorry, read content and made popcorn. Lorenz wants to antagonize trial lawyers. I guess her defense could be lack of capacity.

Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (Fbt5B)

78 68 >>>And now the Washington Post has stealth-edited her lying "report" to omit the false claim that she had reached out to the YouTubers for comment.

At some point, they are going to have to fire the lying old hag as a liability beyond her worth.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (nByzo)

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With Bezos money and libel law as it currently stands?

Nope. They can keep her forever.

She'll be editor in chief within 5 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

79 So a woman lies in an attempt to prove you need to trust a woman who lies. That can't be good the ol' irony meter, it's going to break.
Posted by: Flyguy at June 03, 2022 04:09 PM (dpJ62)
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Her lies are righteous and due to nasty external factors. She wouldn't lie about her age if it weren't for the chauvinist maleocracy weaponizing female age. She wouldn't like about what she does if the MAGAts didn't lie about the virtue of her work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (5zVb8)

80 because she is effectively developmentally delayed

So she's an A-lister cup?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

81 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)

82
Hey I'm her life partner ok?!?
Posted by: Mr Whiskers at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (ESjRY)



Woof. Her bean must have callouses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

83 31 >>>You picked a wonderfully awkward photo of Lorenz for this post, Ace. Nicely done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (5zVb

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That look gives me the same vibes as Nadler in the video from the previous thread: did she just shit her pants?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt)

84 "We can print money forever with no consequence."

That went well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
_____________

Mint a few trillion dollar coins, and we're good. Right after we get back from picking up that Nobel Prize in economics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AERod)

85 This Bezos cat seems interesting. I'd like to receive his newsletter.

What? Paid subscription? Fuuuuk that.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (nnp+f)

86 Yes. And all the rest of us in that same boat (believe me, my skills have no applicability to the burning times) will at least be able to look at it and think, "at least some fuckers who deserve it are getting it along with me."

A silver lining, I suppose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (5zVb
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At least those of us here who don't have much in the way of applicable "burning times" skills are self-aware of that fact. Furthermore, we probably have the mindset of adapting to difficult circumstances when they occur.

Unlike the Taylor Lorenz's of the world, who can only whine about how "unfair" the world is when they don't get their way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (YIVH2)

87 71 yup. and meanwhile the intellectual and moral cowards who don't know what time it is keep insisting it's still 2003 and we should just keep waving our american flags and talking about the shining city on the hill.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)

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"The marketplace of ideas is completely balanced, and to think it's not is treason."
-Jonah Goldberg, not quite full yet, even though lunch started 7 hours ago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

88 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)



You better sneak up on it and take it by surprise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Taylor Lorenz can't even tell the truth about her age. She has given all sorts of numbers out at various times, curiously in concert with the ages of her targets. No one wants a 40 something writer targeting a teenager, so she just glosses over that whole grooming-appearance thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:11 PM


Wait, is this the same lady who doxed Lib of Tic Toc after complaining about people doxing them?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (dpJ62)

90 I am French, Black AND GAY.
HMMMMM...where have I heard that before?

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (z9V4B)

91 I wrote about how the Depp/Heard trial offered a glimpse into our future media ecosystem, where content creators serve as the personalities breaking news to an increasing numbers of viewers — and, in turn, define the online narrative around major events

OH NOES!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

92 Wiki lists her as born October 21 c. 1984–1987 or 1978, New York City, U.S.

WTF? A six to nine year range?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AERod)
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She's older than me. I'm taking "1978" off that pick list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (5zVb8)

93 Her lies are righteous and due to nasty external factors. She wouldn't lie about her age if it weren't for the chauvinist maleocracy weaponizing female age. She wouldn't like about what she does if the MAGAts didn't lie about the virtue of her work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (5zVb
_________________

They didn't position her for success!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (AERod)

94
Hilarious she accuses legal bytes of "pivoting."

Everyone on twitter is an "expert" on "defamation," this week. Last week, they were "experts" in Catholicism.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (+jmjg)

95 >>>Checked to see if Lorenz is married. SURPRISE. She is not.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:12 PM (P5wHg)

That's because she's been engaged to some guy in Canada for three decades. You wouldn't know him.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (QYPq3)

96
yup. and meanwhile the intellectual and moral cowards who don't know what time it is keep insisting it's still 2003


It is amazing how divorced from the real world the GOPe and the NT types are.

I routinely check Bitch McConnell's twitter and if he isn't touting the latest left wing outrage against we the people he's whining about things he could have FOUGHT against months or years ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (ESjRY)

97 One of the funnier things Rekieta did on his stream was put Court TV on just to goof on their coverage. They couldn't get the most basic facts correct.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (t6t6M)

98 You picked a wonderfully awkward photo of Lorenz for this post, Ace. Nicely done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (5zVb

Didn't someone Gollum her up using that photo? As I recall, it was only lightly touched up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (nByzo)

99 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)
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Wear a blindfold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (5zVb8)

100 If they were really winning their censorship wouldn't be necessary

Posted by: brak at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (j5Tg0)

101 I am French, Black AND GAY.
HMMMMM...where have I heard that before?
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (z9V4B)



Canada.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

102 There's a forwards way to be dragged through the bushes that isn't so harsh?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM


Of course. Barely an inconvenience. The backs have no finesse.

Posted by: Rugby Forwards (aka The Scrum) at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

103 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay

Babe, don't do it. I need you and lil Ace.

Posted by: Ron DeSantis's Garbage at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

104 101 I am French, Black AND GAY.
HMMMMM...where have I heard that before?
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (z9V4B)

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New Doctor Who?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

105 Checked to see if Lorenz is married. SURPRISE. She is not.

Hey I'm her life partner ok?!?

Posted by: Mr Whiskers


Ridiculous.

Posted by: Jasper, the Friendly Ghost at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (ZsR3z)

106 If they were really winning their censorship wouldn't be necessary
Posted by: brak at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (j5Tg0)
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Yet if they hadn't already won, their censorship wouldn't be possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (5zVb8)

107
I'm so Super Straight I only eat hot dogs sideways!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (+jmjg)

108
Wait, is this the same lady who doxed Lib of Tic Toc after complaining about people doxing them?
Posted by: Flyguy at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (dpJ62)



She doxed, then was doxed and pissed about being doxed because THAT'S wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

109 The true sign of being secure in your masculinity is offering to wash Paulo's d*ck after he finishes satisfying your wife.

Posted by: David French at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

110 She'll be editor in chief within 5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
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At 50? Won't she be a little old for that job?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (KrdbI)

111 I'm so Super Straight I only eat hot dogs sideways!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (+jmjg)
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Bananas are right out. Cucumbers can take a hike, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:18 PM (5zVb8)

112 106 If they were really winning their censorship wouldn't be necessary
Posted by: brak at June 03, 2022 04:16 PM (j5Tg0)
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Yet if they hadn't already won, their censorship wouldn't be possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (5zVb

==========

The censorship regime isn't what I would call nonporous.

They have their fiefdoms and control them reasonably well, and then there's the rest of the Internet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

113 110 She'll be editor in chief within 5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
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At 50? Won't she be a little old for that job?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (KrdbI)

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50 was several years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

114 Everyone on twitter is an "expert" on "defamation," this week. Last week, they were "experts" in Catholicism.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (+jmjg)
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What? Are you trying to tell me that posting on Twitter *doesn't* make me an omnidisciplinary scientist in every field imaginable?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:18 PM (YIVH2)

115 Doing the Lord’s work Ace. Don’t know how you keep up with all this shit.

Posted by: Chinaacid at June 03, 2022 04:18 PM (TIAs5)

116 At 50? Won't she be a little old for that job?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:17 PM (KrdbI)
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They're going to try out the old Hollywood "old, gruff editor-in-chief with a 5 o'clock shadow and whiskey breath" concept again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:19 PM (5zVb8)

117 What? Are you trying to tell me that posting on Twitter *doesn't* make me an omnidisciplinary scientist in every field imaginable?

No, that honor is reserved for people on Tik Tok.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 04:19 PM (ZsR3z)

118 This Taylor Lorenz person is becoming like an annoying boil on the ass.

Posted by: kraken at June 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Vr12I)

119 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM


Could we get one last ride with you on the Vespa, while there's still a saddle horn to hold on to?

Posted by: The women of New York City at June 03, 2022 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

120 114 What? Are you trying to tell me that posting on Twitter *doesn't* make me an omnidisciplinary scientist in every field imaginable?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:18 PM (YIVH2)

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Next week, they'll all be experts in the chemical composition of the quarter and its effect on an old man's left ear lobe.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

121 This Taylor Lorenz person is becoming like an annoying boil on the ass.

Wrong. I don't have teeth. Check out her chompers.

Posted by: Annoying boil on the ass at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)

122 That Taylor Lorenz is hawt.

Posted by: the Cryptkeeper at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (h5TKJ)

123 If they had won we would be in camps.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (oQbRJ)

124 IIRC , Women Republicans in the Spanish Civil War were the most evil and willing to torture and execute those opposed to them.

I get that same feeling from the women here on the Left.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (4+wAL)

125 Looking at that face, she's older than Jennifer Aniston. You can see it in her eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

126 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay

Then you'll have to pee sitting down, and you'll always feel gay.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (Bd6X8)

127 That's because she's been engaged to some guy in Canada for three decades. You wouldn't know him.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 04:15 PM (QYPq3)
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She announced her engagement in 2015? So no rush to the altar, I take it.

Also, does her fiance know he's engaged to her? Or is he a composite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (AERod)

128
Twitter will be "experts" in "spontaneous" "wild fires" soon, I suspect.

Oh, and when "life begins" and how a fetus isn't a baby.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (+jmjg)

129 124 IIRC , Women Republicans in the Spanish Civil War were the most evil and willing to torture and execute those opposed to them.

I get that same feeling from the women here on the Left.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (4+wAL)

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Nonsense. If the mean girls of high school were in charge of international politics, we'd have world peace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

130 It's also important to remember that Taylor Lorenz looks at Amber Heard and sees a bunch of admirable qualities.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (t6t6M)

131 Whoever made the fart video of Jerry Nadler edging off the stage should take on Taylor Lorenz next. With a slightly panicked look like hers, she'd make a great fart video subject. Plus, no one likes her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (KrdbI)

132 That Taylor Lorenz is hawt.
Posted by: the Cryptkeeper at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (h5TKJ)
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That's funny. Some of the dames on Tales from the Crypt were way foxier than Lorenz, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (5zVb8)

133 So, she's been engaged to some canuck guy for 10 years.
Carpet muncher for sure.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (P5wHg)

134 This Taylor Lorenz person is becoming like an annoying boil on the ass.

Wrong. I don't have teeth. Check out her chompers.
Posted by: Annoying boil on the ass at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)
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Is she somehow related to AOC?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (AERod)

135 130 It's also important to remember that Taylor Lorenz looks at Amber Heard and sees a bunch of admirable qualities.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 03, 2022 04:21 PM (t6t6M)

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I'm surprised that she hasn't noticed that Amber is prettier than her.

If she had, she wouldn't be on Amber's side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

136 This Taylor Lorenz person is becoming like an annoying boil on the ass.

Wrong. I don't have teeth. Check out her chompers.
Posted by: Annoying boil on the ass at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)
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She should have "Steinway" tattooed on her upper lip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (AERod)

137 Which witch is this bitch? Note -- I probably don't care.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (F0YaR)

138 "WH is totally disconnected from reality. This is a real HTG capital C Crisis."

I mean, with last nites speech, sure, he just repeated the same old gun control bromide conclusions. But with this inflation speech, it's his premises that are totally false. I used to think there was somebody semi-competent pulling the puppet's strings, but now I realize that the puppeteer is as ignorant as he is. This is bad. The WH is essentially unmanned.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (qpX6U)

139 _____________

Is she somehow related to AOC?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (AERod)



Both moms were impregnated by the same donkey at that show in Tijuana.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

140 How dare you talk about my fiance that way!

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Qy7kP)

141 Whatever the case, Taylor is aging gracelessly.

Posted by: kraken at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Vr12I)

142 this is why we need a Ministry of Truth! We can't just allow anyone the opportunity to have any First Amendment rights! The First Amendment was meant to protect professionals like Lorenz Taylor!

and as I recall, the other trick is to ask someone for a comment late at night about an article that's going to be in the paper when it's printed in like three hours.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Ynyl9)

143 ace is so super straight that he pees with his hands on his hips so he doesn't have to touch his penis.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (4+wAL)

144 I am French, Black AND GAY.
HMMMMM...where have I heard that before?
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre

I think you forgot that you're dumber than a box of rocks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (JzBU4)

145 136 This Taylor Lorenz person is becoming like an annoying boil on the ass.

Wrong. I don't have teeth. Check out her chompers.
Posted by: Annoying boil on the ass at June 03, 2022 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)
______________

She should have "Steinway" tattooed on her upper lip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (AERod)

Lol, or +1.

Posted by: kraken at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (Vr12I)

146 So, she's been engaged to some canuck guy for 10 years.
Carpet muncher for sure.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (P5wHg)
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She should announce her engagement to the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (AERod)

147 138 "WH is totally disconnected from reality. This is a real HTG capital C Crisis."

I mean, with last nites speech, sure, he just repeated the same old gun control bromide conclusions. But with this inflation speech, it's his premises that are totally false. I used to think there was somebody semi-competent pulling the puppet's strings, but now I realize that the puppeteer is as ignorant as he is. This is bad. The WH is essentially unmanned.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:23 PM (qpX6U)

==========

I've been saying this for a while. Department heads are allowed to do whatever they want. His aides are trying to negotiate with Congress for anything. Kamala keeps getting kicked out of the Oval Office because she's measuring drapes and trying to figure out the best place to install the kneeler.

No one is in charge. It's a Politburo of incompetents and True Believers in Things that Are Not True.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

148 >>> 53

++++
Yes. And all the rest of us in that same boat (believe me, my skills have no applicability to the burning times) will at least be able to look at it and think, "at least some fuckers who deserve it are getting it along with me."

A silver lining, I suppose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:10 PM (5zVb

Even if you've got a small lot you can make space for chickens, and many small towns are happy to charge an annual licensing fee for hens (and you don't need a roo for eggs). So, protein, fertilizer and trade goods, in an entertaining, non-vegan, bug-murdering package.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (llON8)

149 146 So, she's been engaged to some canuck guy for 10 years.
Carpet muncher for sure.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:22 PM (P5wHg)
_____________

She should announce her engagement to the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (AERod)

Her beard is getting gray.

Posted by: kraken at June 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Vr12I)

150 MSDNC has its corporate panties in a twist because Peter Navarro says the next Trump administration for going to play tit-for-tat with political persecutions. What Navarro doesn't know that I do know is that Democrats are above the law.

Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (KrdbI)

151 >>> i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)

You better sneak up on it and take it by surprise. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Didn't ace's dick explode some time in the past year? Maybe this is a different multiverse dick or a ... ghost.

Ace's dick was given a chance to to come back to our mortal realm again in order to bring cosmic balance and serve as our protector.


This is the story of

GHOST DICK

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (0fVbu)

152 Old Hag Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (M+Lyo)

153 It's also important to remember that Taylor Lorenz looks at Amber Heard and sees a bunch of admirable qualities.
Posted by: Ktgreat

She admires how the herd can lay a great job on the sheets.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (JzBU4)

154 Looking at Lorenz, evidently cat spunk doesn't have the same facial moisturizing properties as human male spunk.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (WKPeU)

155 "No one is in charge"

Great time for Russia or China to first-strike us. This is bad bad bad.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (qpX6U)

156 She should announce her engagement to the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (AERod)

Her beard is getting gray man gravy.

Posted by: kraken at June 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Vr12I)

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (nByzo)

157 Kuwait wants a word with Biden because the US Embassy in Kuwait is proudly flying the pride flag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (P5wHg)

158 At 50? Won't she be a little old for that job?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022
++++
They're going to try out the old Hollywood "old, gruff editor-in-chief with a 5 o'clock shadow and whiskey breath" concept again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022


***
Worked for me in 2 TV series!

Posted by: Lou Grant at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)

159 I'm going with 1968

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (lTGtQ)

160 WH is totally disconnected from reality. This is a real HTG capital C Crisis.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (qpX6U)
++++
What does "HTG" mean?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (5zVb8)

161 Kuwait wants a word with Biden because the US Embassy in Kuwait is proudly flying the pride flag.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (P5wHg)
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Yeah, I saw that earlier today. Nothing like a little international humiliation on the world stage to make us respected again! But no more mean tweets...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (YIVH2)

162 Probably can't dox her again, I suspect.

Posted by: Inogame at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (53oGX)

163 HTG honest to God.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (qpX6U)

164 Did the junta send Meat Puppet out to talk inflation again?

Was he able to pronounce the entire word this time?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (KrdbI)

165 160 What does "HTG" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (5zVb

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Hedonism Trails of Granada

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

166 What does "HTG" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (5zVb

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Honest to God.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (zvlmG)

167 They're going to try out the old Hollywood "old, gruff editor-in-chief with a 5 o'clock shadow and whiskey breath" concept again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022


"Finally the world will know how great a menace Spiderman is!" ~J Jonah Jameson (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (dpJ62)

168 I cringe when I hear "ad-pocalypse" because I have had my lifetime fill of youtubers talking about talking on youtube.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (44ww/)

169 So we can't have internet people commenting on the news because they lack rigorous journalistic ethics. Like say (1) contacting subjects of stories for their side; and (2) not lying about contacting their subjects for their side?

It's like Taylor Lorenz derives some sort of sexual pleasure from dunking on herself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (ppBhU)

170 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022

***
This begins to sound like one of those recursive deals where the time traveler runs into his young self and his much older self too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (txdEq)

171 Didn't ace's dick explode some time in the past year? Maybe this is a different multiverse dick or a ... ghost.

Ace's dick was given a chance to to come back to our mortal realm again in order to bring cosmic balance and serve as our protector.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (0fVbu)

Got midicruelians all over the place. Ace's dick will bring balance to the farce.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (nByzo)

172 No one is in charge. It's a Politburo of incompetents and True Believers in Things that Are Not True.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Mind if I steal that to look clever with friends and to smite enemies. Excellent line.

Posted by: 7man at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (qwO6y)

173 It's like Taylor Lorenz derives some sort of sexual pleasure from dunking on herself.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 04:28 PM (ppBhU)
++++
It's different when she does it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (5zVb8)

174 Five chickens and a vegetable garden is only a supplement. If the US goes teotwawki there will be mass starvation and chaos.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (oQbRJ)

175 Is Taylor Lorenz bonking Bezos or something? Why's she so tight with WaPo?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (kf6Ak)

176 What does "HTG" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (5zVb
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Hoors to go?

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (krQz2)

177 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022
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Warcock FTW!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (WKPeU)

178 "No one is in charge"

Great time for Russia or China to first-strike us. This is bad bad bad.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:26 PM (qpX6U)
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Do they really need to? Their main targets would be cities, in which case the American Heartland will cheer them on. Or they can just sit back and watch our nation disintegrate without firing a shot. Just using economic pressure to bring us down...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (YIVH2)

179 What does "HTG" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022


***
"Hot to Grill," an acronym popular among people who have just received their first outdoor barbecue equipment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (txdEq)

180 "WH is totally disconnected from reality."

Someone should probably tell Biden...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (jTmQV)

181 "Hot to Grill," an acronym popular among people who have just received their first outdoor barbecue equipment.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (txdEq)
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Ah, so me in late summer/early autumn of last year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (5zVb8)

182 Lorenz is literally a deplatforming and disinformation hire. She's doing her job, they'll never fire her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

183 The death star will be lit with rainbow colors this week.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (44ww/)

184 Didn't ace's dick explode some time in the past year? Maybe this is a different multiverse dick or a ... ghost.
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Ace's dick is the Ghost of Endor? Well, suddenly a lot of things start making sense...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (YIVH2)

185 >>> 174 Five chickens and a vegetable garden is only a supplement. If the US goes teotwawki there will be mass starvation and chaos.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (oQbRJ)

It's a starting point; better than nothing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (llON8)

186 Don't send Meat Puppet to Riyadh; send kneepads Harris.

That'll bring a whole new dimension to groveling before the oil lords. A big new innovation in American diplomacy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (KrdbI)

187
Anyone remember the character Hugh Laurie played in Blackadder who was really super-straight and masculine and suave? He'd say "woof!" a lot.

"Rimmer" on Red Dwarf had an alter ego character, too, I think, who was the opposite of the real Rimmer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (+jmjg)

188 This is why I now fully support something I never would have: complete, unapologetic censorship of the Left if the opportunity presents. I noticed the now censorship friendly ACLU recently penned a Nation piece that, akshually, they never stopped being pro-free speech. So they know in this one narrow area we nay be able to get payback.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (u3hnj)

189 This scantily-clad blonde in a cowboy hat acknowledges that she routinely lies to and manipulates men, yet she's sure that she still much more honest than Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/Nucqau

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (5zVb8)

190 The death star will be lit with rainbow colors this week.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 03, 2022 04:30 PM (44ww/)

Darth Gayder: I am surrounded by fabulous assholes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (nByzo)

191 I interpreted the enhancements to the Jerry Nadler (D-NY) video more as editorial of Nancy's comments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 04:32 PM (a3Q+t)

192 People like Lorenz need to be institutionalized. For their safety as well as ours.

Her and half the damn country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 04:32 PM (nxdel)

193 > You would think that someone as old as Taylor Lorenz would know better.

She does know better.

She's not "mistaken". She is LYING.

It is completely wrong to assume that these people are "sadly mistaken" and will "correct the record" if you point it out. That is classic cuckservative move.

They're our enemies, and should be treated as such, always, and in everything. That "colleague" bullshit is what's gotten us where we are.

Fuck you, commies. War.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (bW8dp)

194
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in the morning!"

"Woof!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (+jmjg)

195 72 Checked to see if Lorenz is married. SURPRISE. She is not.

Hey I'm her life partner ok?!?
Posted by: Mr Whiskers
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You bitch! I'll scratch your eyes out! I'm the one who knocked her up!!!

Posted by: Turkey baster at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (MvHI3)

196 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)
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Ace is so straight he doesn't dare read about this Ishmael character.

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

197 People like Lorenz need to be institutionalized. For their safety as well as ours.

Her and half the damn country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 04:32 PM (nxdel)

We could call them "safe spaces."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (nByzo)

198 "Rimmer" on Red Dwarf had an alter ego character, too, I think, who was the opposite of the real Rimmer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (+jmjg)
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Ah, "Ace" Rimmer...What a guy! Even his boss (who has been happily married for 30 years) wanted to bone him...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (YIVH2)

199 i'm so super straight i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay

Then you'll have to pee sitting down, and you'll always feel gay.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (9uFjF)

200 189 This scantily-clad blonde in a cowboy hat acknowledges that she routinely lies to and manipulates men, yet she's sure that she still much more honest than Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/Nucqau
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (5zVb

I'm buyin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (V6f9+)

201 Her Tainted Gravy

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 04:34 PM (0fVbu)

202 172 No one is in charge. It's a Politburo of incompetents and True Believers in Things that Are Not True.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Mind if I steal that to look clever with friends and to smite enemies. Excellent line.
Posted by: 7man at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (qwO6y)

=========

As long as you preface it with, "Noted author and local idiot TJM once said to me..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

203 "Their main targets would be cities, in which case the American Heartland will cheer them on"

Oh BULLSHIT! One nudet in the USA, and the whole country will fall to pieces. With this WH, we won't even be able to retaliate, or if we do, we'll nuke ourselves. Our enemies KNOW there's no Executive Branch right now, and our military is GAY. I thought we'd have to wait until October for the nuclear war, but this WH is like "Please attack us NOW."

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:34 PM (qpX6U)

204 174 Five chickens and a vegetable garden is only a supplement. If the US goes teotwawki there will be mass starvation and chaos.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2022 04:29 PM (oQbRJ)

It's a starting point; better than nothing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (llON

If those are egg laying chickens you're good. I'd add in a rooster to increase my brood.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 04:34 PM (4+wAL)

205 Look, I banged her in 2015. Five minutes later she's talking about meeting her parents. I told her I'd marry her just to make my escape. Haven't seen her since.

Posted by: Canadian Dude at June 03, 2022 04:34 PM (Qy7kP)

206 160 WH is totally disconnected from reality. This is a real HTG capital C Crisis.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 03, 2022 04:02 PM (qpX6U)
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What does "HTG" mean?

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High Test Gasoline?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (qfLjt)

207 Hey Jewells!

Noni has a UTI, which can cause constipation in cats.

Who knew?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (9uFjF)

208 >>>Ah, "Ace" Rimmer...What a guy! Even his boss (who has been happily married for 30 years) wanted to bone him...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (YIVH2)

Uncle Arnie fries them with his hex vision.

Posted by: Mr Flibble at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (QYPq3)

209 > "Hot to Grill," an acronym popular among people who have just received their first outdoor barbecue equipment.

Not my first one, by many decades, but I've got the "new" burning off the new one I got for my FIL for Father's Day right now, and will be slapping some steaks on there this evening.

It was a good idea, as I saw oily smoke coming off the lid after I closed it, and none of use enjoy machine oil as a special sauce.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (bW8dp)

210 I didn't believe the Post before the internet.

Didn't have a bumper sticker though.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (FhXTo)

211 205 Look, I banged her in 2015. Five minutes later she's talking about meeting her parents. I told her I'd marry her just to make my escape. Haven't seen her since.
Posted by: Canadian Dude at June 03, 2022 04:34 PM (Qy7kP)

=========

Went to school to learn coding to create a bot to interact with her since she wouldn't leave him alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

212 BabylonBee: Record Number Of Canadians Tragically Lose Handguns In Ice Fishing Accidents

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (RHGPo)

213 Her and half the damn country.

Don't worry, I'll take care of most of the problems.

Posted by: Ulta Fentanyl at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (P5wHg)

214 Taylor Lorenz

Who bitch this is?

How is the Washington Post permitted to remain a media outlet?

That's actually a really important question. We are ALL allowed to be 'journalists'. All you need to do is claim I'm doing an investigative piece, and Viola, you're a journalist.

Here's the key to this argument -- There is NO credentialing authority that can declare "THIS is a journalist". Besides, the 1stA doesn't define this difference. It does mention the press, but anyone can be a member of 'the press'.

Hell, even Ace is 'The Press'. And so am I.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (F0YaR)

215 Five chickens and a vegetable garden is only a supplement. If the US goes teotwawki there will be mass starvation and chaos.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 04:36 PM (9uFjF)

216 I thought -- my guess -- was HTG meant like "Incoming shells! Hit the ground!!"

and it doesn't really matter if no one is in charge or the people in charge are just stupid heads with Ivy League degrees.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 04:36 PM (Ynyl9)

217 214 Here's the key to this argument -- There is NO credentialing authority that can declare "THIS is a journalist". Besides, the 1stA doesn't define this difference. It does mention the press, but anyone can be a member of 'the press'.

Hell, even Ace is 'The Press'. And so am I.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2022 04:35 PM (F0YaR)

==========

Every few years we get an effort to credential the press, to squeeze out independent voices.

I guess that's been replaced by just simply embracing Orwell's darkest nightmares.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

218 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something? Because she does nothing for me... just wondering how she managed to bag both Johnny Depp and Elon Musk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (bW8dp)

219 See if you can spot Karine Jean-Pierre before he transitioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

I could only find Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (WKPeU)

220 Hey I'm her life partner ok?!?
Posted by: Mr Whiskers
____________

I bet Taylor has a Princess Leia costume she likes to break out every year on Mr. Whiskers birthday.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (KrdbI)

221 SMH I didn't know that either. Hope she'll be pooping regularly again soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (nxdel)

222 and none of use enjoy machine oil as a special sauce.

Ahem.

Posted by: Steely Dan at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (a3Q+t)

223 i'm thinking about cutting off my dick because even looking at my dick, I feel gay Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 04:13 PM (AkbRF)

Fasting has made you dizzy.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2022 04:38 PM (FhXTo)

224 >>>SMH I didn't know that either. Hope she'll be pooping regularly again soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (nxdel)

Me too.

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 03, 2022 04:38 PM (QYPq3)

225 Lorenz has nothing in her life except this. This is it for her. Her entire identity is wrapped in being an ugly henchman for people who wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 03, 2022 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

226 Hard To Gargle

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 04:39 PM (0fVbu)

227 218 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something? Because she does nothing for me... just wondering how she managed to bag both Johnny Depp and Elon Musk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Butt stuff.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:39 PM (P5wHg)

228 So many norms restored I can’t even right now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 03, 2022 04:39 PM (ruzEe)

229 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something? Because she does nothing for me... just wondering how she managed to bag both Johnny Depp and Elon Musk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2022 04:37 PM (bW8dp)
==

Two words, Magical Pussy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 04:39 PM (WKPeU)

230 So many norms restored I can’t even right now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 03, 2022 04:39 PM (ruzEe)
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It's hard to see through all the conservatism conserved.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2022 04:39 PM (krQz2)

231 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something?



She hit the wall hard. 10 years ago she was smoking hawt.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (ruzEe)

232 166 What does "HTG" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:27 PM (5zVb

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Honest to God.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at

Helen Thomas' G-spot

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (YemtM)

233 SMH I didn't know that either. Hope she'll be pooping regularly again soon!
Posted by: Jewells45
___

He should be right as rain in a matter of days. Gonna have to modify his food a bit.

When an orange tabby doesn't want to eat, that is a serious symptom of something is not right.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (9uFjF)

234 Helen Thomas' G-spot
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (YemtM)
++++
:: shudders ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (5zVb8)

235 Whatever she is being paid, National Review will write the same article for half price. Call me!
/s/ Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (Zf0+a)

236 225 Lorenz has nothing in her life except this. This is it for her. Her entire identity is wrapped in being an ugly henchman for people who wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 03, 2022 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

She may deserve it but I like to think we don't deserve her.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj)

237 "The leftwing legacy media is very, very determined that no one will be permitted to speak without their permission, without obeying their censorship rules, and that certainly no one will be allowed to make money in the speaking professions without following their required Code of Beliefs. "



You may speak but first you must celebrate gayness.

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (MxEKc)

238 That is just wrong, nurse.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 04:41 PM (9uFjF)

239 Honest to God.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at

Helen Thomas' G-spot
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (YemtM)
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Heard Turd Gift

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2022 04:41 PM (krQz2)

240 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something? Because she does nothing for me... just wondering how she managed to bag both Johnny Depp and Elon Musk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

-----------------

Tiger in the sack. Totally worth it. Just...sleep somewhere else.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 03, 2022 04:41 PM (Qy7kP)

241 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something?

She's an attractive gal.

She's an actress, albeit a minor one, which floats some boats.

She's sexually adventurous (3some with Elon and some skank).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 04:41 PM (ppBhU)

242 this fat jowled scrunt is going to regret trying to demonetize lawyers with lies.

Posted by: x at June 03, 2022 04:41 PM (uQFwj)

243 I talked to dozens of content creators of all sizes this morning, in many genres, and nearly all of them said the same thing
~~Taylor Lorenz tweet
===================
OK, so that is pretty obvious bullshit. "Dozens", "this morning"? And they all said the same thing...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:42 PM (KrdbI)

244 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something? Because she does nothing for me... just wondering how she managed to bag both Johnny Depp and Elon Musk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2022


***
Blonde, slim, and hot. As for her special talents, well, that info might have to wait until Johnny or Elon writes his autobiography.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:42 PM (txdEq)

245 Helen Thomas' G-spot
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2022 04:40 PM (YemtM)

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It seems I have lost my powers of speech.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 04:42 PM (Qy7kP)

246 Hold This Giraffe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 04:42 PM (0fVbu)

247 Demonetizing lawyers ranks up there with pointing a gun at a cop.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 04:43 PM (9uFjF)

248 "special talent"

She's a lesbian who is willing to put that aside if your net worth exceeds 100million. It's a special compromise.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 03, 2022 04:43 PM (t6t6M)

249 this fat jowled scrunt is going to regret trying to demonetize lawyers with lies.

She's also helping out people who've compiled a list of pro-Depp Hollywood types so they can be blackballed. And not the kind of "black balling" Lorenz pays a lot of money for on Friday nights. Over to you, Ebony Paolo...

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2022 04:43 PM (ZGrMX)

250 Does this Heard chick have some kind of "special talent" or something?
*
. . . She's sexually adventurous (3some with Elon and some skank).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022


***
Well, that news didn't take long to get out. Out of curiosity, who was The Skank?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (txdEq)

251 Off topic
Ukranians are selling US Javelins on foreign shadow trading platforms, for $30,000 each.
https://twitter.com/fox_pursuit/
status/1532487889661186049/
photo/2

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (qfLjt)

252 The Infrequent Daddario is getting politely impatient with the slowness of these comments:

https://tinyurl.com/44rahpx3

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

253 The Infrequent Daddario is getting politely impatient with the slowness of these comments:

https://tinyurl.com/44rahpx3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I wasn't going to comply with your comment-fishing, but that's a very nice picture of her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:45 PM (5zVb8)

254 She hit the wall hard. 10 years ago she was smoking hawt.

How smoking hot are you,JoeXiden? Are you Ad smoking hot as you were ten years ago? Please post a picture so we can all vote

Amber Heard looks fine. Obviously some people will find her attractive and some will not. She's a nutcase regardless

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (2WRHO)

255 Ukranians are selling US Javelins on foreign shadow trading platforms, for $30,000 each.

LOL, aren't they supposed to wait on that until after our LGBTroops withdraw in humiliation? I mean, Biden hasn't even stuck 'em in yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)

256 The Infrequent Daddario is getting politely impatient with the slowness of these comments:

https://tinyurl.com/44rahpx3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

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She any relation to Tiffany Amber Theison?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (Qy7kP)

257 Watching the Navarro statement. I think they picked on the wrong guy.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (E0NVW)

258 Another big Biden Day in the stock market! What he's done for the strength of our currency he's also doing to the markets. I wonder if Jamie Dimon regrets voting for this Amber Heard of a President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (KrdbI)

259 We've had Florida man stories, some Florida woman stories, but definitely not enough Florida man & woman stories.

Behold:
Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

260 Well, that news didn't take long to get out. Out of curiosity, who was The Skank?

One of the trial witnesses, said Cara Delevingne.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 04:47 PM (ppBhU)

261 he Infrequent Daddario is getting politely impatient with the slowness of these comments:

https://tinyurl.com/44rahpx3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
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Wow. Genetics gave her an extra helping.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (KrdbI)

262 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van
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That's on both of them.

But more on him.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (krQz2)

263 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)
++++
Living their best lives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (5zVb8)

264 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

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How did this happen?

Show him, honey.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (Qy7kP)

265 The Infrequent Daddario is getting politely impatient with the slowness of these comments:

https://tinyurl.com/44rahpx3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)


Now that is a good picture of her.

Posted by: spindrift at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (h5TKJ)

266 Ukranians are selling US Javelins on foreign shadow trading platforms, for $30,000 each.

Ah, it's on the darknet. Well, that's certainly an unimpeachable source.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (ZsR3z)

267 https://tinyurl.com/44rahpx3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022

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She any relation to Tiffany Amber Theison?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022


***
There *is* a strong resemblance there. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (txdEq)

268 184 Didn't ace's dick explode some time in the past year? Maybe this is a different multiverse dick or a ... ghost.
---
Ace's dick is the Ghost of Endor? Well, suddenly a lot of things start making sense...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 04:31 PM (YIVH2)

Ace dick is the death star?
or Death star 2?
Death star 3?

Posted by: Inogame at June 03, 2022 04:49 PM (53oGX)

269 Well, that news didn't take long to get out. Out of curiosity, who was The Skank?
*
One of the trial witnesses, said Cara Delevingne.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022


***
Cara . . ? I thought she was strictly DC. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 04:49 PM (txdEq)

270 "Ukranians are selling US Javelins on foreign shadow trading platforms, for $30,000 each."


So proud that my taxes helped to secure freedom for the Ukraine.

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2022 04:49 PM (MxEKc)

271 Now that is a good picture of her.

It's hard to believe she's 36.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)

272 Ace dick is the death star?
or Death star 2?
Death star 3?

Posted by: Inogame at June 03, 2022 04:49 PM (53oGX)

He likes to think of it as a Hammerhead Corvette.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:50 PM (nByzo)

273 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van
Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)
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Living their best lives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:48 PM (5zVb

Anyone seen Kamala lately?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:50 PM (nByzo)

274 Ace dick is the death star?
or Death star 2?
Death star 3?
Posted by: Inogame at June 03, 2022 04:49 PM (53oGX)

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I ain't flying into that thing!

Posted by: Han Solo at June 03, 2022 04:50 PM (Qy7kP)

275 259 We've had Florida man stories, some Florida woman stories, but definitely not enough Florida man & woman stories.

Behold:
Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van


GARP !

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 04:51 PM (qfLjt)

276 I'm starting to think Cara Delevingne has fucked more starlets than Warren Beatty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:51 PM (V6f9+)

277 Ukranians are selling US Javelins on foreign shadow trading platforms, for $30,000 each."


So proud that my taxes helped to secure freedom for the Ukraine.
Posted by: Ripley
___

I guarantee to someone like Zelensky will end up with oligarch-level money "somehow" when this is all said and done.

The country is beyond corrupt and we just threw $40 billion at it.

Posted by: Blago at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (PwNLq)

278 Ace suddenly pivoted away from discussing home (apartment?) shelving projects.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (R8uWY)

279 "Ukranians are selling US Javelins on foreign shadow trading platforms, for $30,000 each."
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But didn't we just send $1.000 to every single person in the country? $40 Billion of money we don't actually have, iirc.

Dan Crenshaw assured me it was a great "investment" and he seems like a guy who knows what he's talking about....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (KrdbI)

280 276 I'm starting to think Cara Delevingne has fucked more starlets than Warren Beatty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:51 PM (V6f9+)

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She does it for feminism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

281 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

But did she swallow?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (nByzo)

282 I'm starting to think Cara Delevingne has fucked more starlets than Warren Beatty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:51 PM (V6f9+)

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She does it for feminism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

So did he

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:53 PM (V6f9+)

283 Ace dick is the death star?
or Death star 2?
Death star 3?
Posted by: Inogame at June 03, 2022 04:49 PM (53oGX)

Definitely not a moon

Posted by: Han at June 03, 2022 04:53 PM (/6GbT)

284 re 198: I'm pretty sure 'Ace' Rimmer was a character who had crossed over from a parallel universe; maybe his spacecraft allowed him to meet parallel universes' other selfs.
Sort of like the way Lord Flashheart traveled from Elizabethan England to WW1.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 04:53 PM (Ynyl9)

285 Anyone seen Kamala lately?
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Who?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:53 PM (KrdbI)

286 Lorenz is kinda hot for a Social Security recipient

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (t6OdK)

287 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

Posted by: WisRich

Damn FedEx drivers think they own the road.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)

288 Why is it when I see Lorenz I think of Lia Thomas?

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (fMhOl)

289 282 She does it for feminism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

So did he
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 04:53 PM (V6f9+)

========

So, is Reds the sad tale of the True Believer discovering and refusing to believe the failings of his own ideology, or the invigorating tale of a True Believer pushing for the truth even in the face of human failings?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

290 Sort of like the way Lord Flashheart traveled from Elizabethan England to WW1.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Woooof!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (+jmjg)

291 *reminisces on days gone by*

It's a good thing my hubbies were excellent drivers.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (cTCuP)

292 Future leaders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HusMMz1-8sg

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (P5wHg)

293
Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van


#MeChew

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 04:55 PM (+jmjg)

294 People like Lorenz need to be institutionalized. For their safety as well as ours.

Her and half the damn country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 04:32 PM (nxdel)

We could call them "safe spaces."
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:33 PM (nByzo)

Hmm. I think y'all might be on to something. This is a good idea.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 04:55 PM (Qhnrt)

295 Bye bye Little Fireman Guy.

Drove my Chevy to the levy,

and crashed into FedEx guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 03, 2022 04:56 PM (nByzo)

296 Cara Delevingne

had to look her up. Doesn't strike me as a beauty.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 04:57 PM (Ynyl9)

297 Hey, stupid people (I'm looking at you, Taylor), if you have to lie to make your point, then your point is moot.

And now fuck off and die.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2022 04:57 PM (LOVUx)

298 It's a good thing my hubbies were excellent drivers.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (cTCuP)
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I had coffee in my mouth when I read that and now my keyboard is now shot all to hell.

But on the good side, I'm still laughing!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 04:57 PM (KrdbI)

299 This isn't outrageous, this is standard operating procedures. Newspaper lie and silently edit their stories. This is the norm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:04 PM (5zVb

Someone's probably already mentioned it, but unpersoning and erasing wrongthinkers and editing stories to ensure The Party is always right is Winston's Smith's actual job in Orwell's '1984'.

Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2022 04:58 PM (ogIek)

300 >>Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

More like a head off collision.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

301 Twood be pretty cool if our side fought this hard and this nonstop for shit we wanted to take over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2022 04:58 PM (3aLWR)

302 300 >>Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

More like a head off collision.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)


IIRC that's a scene from The World According to Garp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2022 04:59 PM (3aLWR)

303
Wait!
creeper is a she?

That causes comment recalculations

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 03, 2022 04:59 PM (t6OdK)

304 lmao creeper!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (nxdel)

305 >>IIRC that's a scene from The World According to Garp.

Yep, was my first thought.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

306 275 259 We've had Florida man stories, some Florida woman stories, but definitely not enough Florida man & woman stories.

Behold:
Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

Anybody read "The World According To Garp"? Fellatio in the driveway and hubby coasts home in the dark?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (qfLjt)

307 The main page ads are all going to be about dick injuries now. "Doctors don't want you to know about this one strange trick for your dick injury" etc...

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (0fVbu)

308 300 >>Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

More like a head off collision.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

I've been T-boned before.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (P5wHg)

309 I called the Queen to congratulate her on the occasion of her Jubilee but I think she's getting a little dotty. She kept calling me "Harry Flashman" even though I told her my name several times.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (KrdbI)

310 The Washington Post is not fit to use to wipe a bum's bum.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 03, 2022 05:01 PM (R/m4+)

311 Future leaders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HusMMz1-8sg
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (P5wHg)
++++
LOL! On the other hand, we don't see the correct answers they cut out. That foreign chick (English? Australian? Some limey accent) was hopeless, and it's nice to see it's not just us.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 05:01 PM (5zVb8)

312 >>>I've been T-boned before.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 03, 2022 05:00 PM (P5wHg)

Hey, I'm T Bone. You're Coco.

Posted by: geo at June 03, 2022 05:03 PM (QYPq3)

313 So, is Reds the sad tale of the True Believer discovering and refusing to believe the failings of his own ideology, or the invigorating tale of a True Believer pushing for the truth even in the face of human failings?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

Can you dumb down that question?

Personally I believe 1, Beatty believes it's a love triangle between himself, a hot chick and True Communism Hasn't Been Tried.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 05:03 PM (V6f9+)

314 30 You picked a wonderfully awkward photo of Lorenz for this post, Ace. Nicely done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2022 04:05 PM (5zVb

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Looks like a still from an old Summer's Eve commercial

Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2022 05:03 PM (VJsqe)

315 >>311 Future leaders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HusMMz1-8sg
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (P5wHg)
++++
LOL! On the other hand, we don't see the correct answers they cut out. That foreign chick (English? Australian? Some limey accent) was hopeless, and it's nice to see it's not just us.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I did learn that Colorado and Massachusetts border the United States.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 05:04 PM (P5wHg)

316 *blushes*

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:04 PM (cTCuP)

317

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 05:04 PM (+jmjg)

318 Florida woman performing sex act on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

More like a head off collision.

----
Loved that.
Why is it always Florida? It used to be California that had all the nuts and bolts.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 05:04 PM (qfLjt)

319 313 Personally I believe 1, Beatty believes it's a love triangle between himself, a hot chick and True Communism Hasn't Been Tried.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 05:03 PM (V6f9+)

==========

I wish rich people would be satisfied with fucking hot chicks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

320 I did learn that Colorado and Massachusetts border the United States.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Does not fill me with promise for our future.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2022 05:04 PM (E0NVW)

321 Dan Crenshaw assured me it was a great "investment" and he seems like a guy who knows what he's talking about....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 04:52 PM (KrdbI)


It's a lot easier to skullfuck someone with a missing eye.

Especially when they really are begging for it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2022 05:06 PM (F0YaR)

322 291 *reminisces on days gone by*

It's a good thing my hubbies were excellent drivers.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 04:54 PM (cTCuP)
-----------

*golf clap*

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2022 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

323 That pic is early Carl Reiner in a wig

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 03, 2022 05:07 PM (NW9xb)

324 295 Bye bye Little Fireman Guy.

Drove my Chevy to the levy,

and crashed into FedEx guy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder,


Don't think I didn't notice that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2022 05:08 PM (YemtM)

325 Arms sales are a big ticket

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2022 05:11 PM (2JoB8)

326 Adam Waldman? Wasn't he the guy representing Chris Steele that Mark Warner was desperate to have keep quiet about the Russia hoax?

Posted by: MikeN at June 03, 2022 05:35 PM (ek6Pv)

327 I finally figured out what that Taylor Lorenz shot reminded me of: the infamous broken lace in 94

https://tinyurl.com/6s5bjy7m

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at June 03, 2022 08:32 PM (f/6Wb)

328 I can't read all this crap bs any more, story after story, after story, I want to kill myself. I don't blame you ace, its just all the fukingshite is so depressing and overwhelming. I'll go find videos of Russia bombing Nazi Uks.

Posted by: Colin Pimpledik at June 03, 2022 08:40 PM (2aE79)

329 Posted by: Colin Pimpledik at June 03, 2022 08:40 PM (2aE79)

If you want to kill yourselves you clearly need to log off this site, reach out to someone you know and tell them how you're feeling and call a suicide crisis line. It is very disturbing when people say " want to kill myself" or " I considered eating a bullet."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2022 04:23 PM (pIwnI)

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