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CNN Guest Hall-of-Famer Michael Avenatti Gets Four Years in Prison for Defrauding His Client Stormy Daniels

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If you're thinking, "Wasn't he just sentenced?," jinks, buy me a Coke.

Yes he was. He was sentenced to 2 1/2 years for extorting Nike.

This is a separate sentence. Alas, he'll serve the sentences concurrently, because he's a Democrat. (That is, he'll serve his 2 1/2 years at the same time he's serving his four years -- in other words, the 2 1/2 years is a freebie. The January 6 defendants aren't getting this deal.)


Disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti was sentenced to four years in prison Thursday for cheating his former client, adult film star Stormy Daniels, out of $300,000.

Avenatti was convicted of aggravated identity fraud and wire fraud in New York federal court earlier this year. He faced up to two years in prison for the former, and 20 for the latter.

Of the four years, 30 months will be served concurrently with the 2 1/2-year sentence he was previously given in a separate case for trying to extort Nike out of $25 million.

He sent a letter of apology to Daniels ahead of the sentencing -- an impending sentencing date can focus the conscience -- but the judge said it was "too little, too late."

Avenatti spoke for 12 minutes at the sentencing, acknowledging the "series of mistakes" and "poor judgment" he exercised.

"Mistakes" like fraud ("Whoops!") and embezzlement ("Whoopsie!").

And regarding Nike: Oooooh, extorting a multibillion dollar corporation is tight!

"I will forever be branded 'disgraced lawyer' and worse," he said.

I hope he's branded The Belle of Cell Block B.


Make sure you click on this one. It's a new one on me.


Posted by: Ace at 01:55 PM




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1 Unofficial Lawyer of CNN

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 01:55 PM (ppBhU)

2 Ah, a happy story!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 02, 2022 01:56 PM (XvPQV)

3 Apart from The Workplace Wanker, that is

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 01:56 PM (ppBhU)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

5 That is an...interesting sketch of Stormy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

6 That's a shame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (zvlmG)

7 He's no longer useful to the left.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

8 That drawing.......

Avanatti looks 84 years old and Daniels looks like a fat ass trailer park whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

9 That Stormy sketch has big Ecce Homo vibes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (4NlP1)

10 Stormy's face looks hideous in that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (b2nrj)

11 Artist's conception of Stormy is ... interesting.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (qpX6U)

12 I honestly thought the drawing was of Biden reaching for a woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (XCbHi)

13 I have no doubt serving his 4 year sentence will be super easy, barely an inconvenience. It'll probably be cut down to a few months probation in the end...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (YIVH2)

14 He'll miss the 2024 POTUS campaign, but he'll be out just in time for CNN and the gang to fluff him again for 2028.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

15 8 That drawing.......

Avanatti looks 84 years old and Daniels looks like a fat ass trailer park whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

The latter is probably true.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

16 The Belle of cell block C.. poetry, pure poetry.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (+ldAm)

17 >>>Avanatti looks 84 years old and Daniels looks like a fat ass trailer park whore.

So you're saying I captured the essence of it?

Posted by: Courtroom Sketch Artist at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (AkbRF)

18 Didn't know Stormy was a Mongoloid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (Y5qcH)

19 He's used to the pegging by Stormy. Prison will be a cake walk for this asshole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (P5wHg)

20 Avenatti 2024 2028!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (4NlP1)

21 "Disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti..."


Shouldn't that read: "Democrat-celebrated attorney Michael Avenatti..."?

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (gS3OW)

22 "I will forever be branded 'disgraced lawyer' and worse," Creepy Porn Lawyer said.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (nByzo)

23
That sketch makes Stormy look like ten miles of bad road.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (/U27+)

24 So- is he still running for President, Ana, you fat cow?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (voHIS)

25 18 Didn't know Stormy was a Mongoloid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM (Y5qcH)

She's apparently got a lazy eye or two.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

26 That Stormy sketch has big Ecce Homo vibes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Is that what the kids call them these days?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (Msys3)

27 Willowed, from last thread:

'Walk back', kissing cousin to 'Circle Back'

Paraphrased, this is : 'I stepped on my weenie, and I've been walking in circles ever since.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (kst+v)

28 Avenatti is a one-termer

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (us2H3)

29 Spuds interviewing Puds.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (6FeV1)

30 Did Avenatti draw that top picture?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (llON8)

31 Avanatti looks 84 years old and Daniels looks like a fat ass trailer park whore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

It will be on the art thread tomorrow.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (44ww/)

32 I'm sorry, Fatty Ana Navarro compared Avenitti to the Holy Spirit? The Holy Spirit is a sleazy lawyer?
Semes kind of blaphemous somehow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

33 Are we talking jail-jail? Or ankle-monitors with confinement to Rehoboth Beach?

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (qpX6U)

34 Holy Cow! That last clip, Fats McCain looks like she's ready to eat him.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (nByzo)

35 Well, that messes up the 25th amendment idea, if the best candidate for president is in jail.


BTW, that artist must not like Stormy, or she ate a whale recently.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (lTGtQ)

36 DON'T DROP THE SOAP!

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

37 Next time I lose my keys, I'm gonna ask Ana Navarro if they're in her colon along with the entire Golden Corral buffet.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (voHIS)

38 I'm sure he'll be out on parole next year for good behavior

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (kf6Ak)

39 "It will be on the art thread tomorrow."

YES! PLEASE!

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (qpX6U)

40 32 I'm sorry, Fatty Ana Navarro compared Avenitti to the Holy Spirit? The Holy Spirit is a sleazy lawyer?
Semes kind of blaphemous somehow.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

The Left tries their hardest to be blasphemous.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (b2nrj)

41 >>> 31 Avanatti looks 84 years old and Daniels looks like a fat ass trailer park whore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

It will be on the art thread tomorrow.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 01:59 PM (44ww/)

CBD does *not* need help coming up with ideas.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (llON8)

42 Is everyone in the porn industry a star?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (eGTCV)

43 > That Stormy sketch has big Ecce Homo vibes.

I'll translate for those who don't speak Latin. "Ecce Homo" means behold the gay.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (i0wNm)

44 What a fall from grace. They told us he was presidential material.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (rJ48h)

45 42 Is everyone in the porn industry a star?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (eGTCV)

Some black holes were former stars...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

46 I thought my last bottle of Valu-Rite came with a peel off AoSHQ membership card that promised no more "The View" references on this here blog!?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (4NlP1)

47 Avanatti looks like a cartoon mafia lawyer and Daniels looks the the whore the rest of the trailer park stoned to death.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

48 Blaspheming the Spirit is the only unforgivable sin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (6FeV1)

49 >>> 44 What a fall from grace. They told us he was presidential material.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (rJ48h)

Look what we have right now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (llON8)

50 You know who's a bigger liar than Michael Avenatti?

John Cooper
@thejcoop
Doocy: "When are you guys going to admit you were wrong about inflation?"

Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

51 I'm sure he'll be out on parole next year for good behavior

Nah, fed sentences tend to be the real deal. I think they can earn a few days for good time. But unlike state sentences, federal ones tend to be as advertised.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (ppBhU)

52 Now that's some great art.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

53 Unless he's isolated, he'll be room temp within a month.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (P5wHg)

54 44 What a fall from grace. They told us he was presidential material.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (rJ48h)

Biden is an example of their standards.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (Y5qcH)

55 @43: "I'll translate for those who don't speak Latin."

Much appreciated.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (4NlP1)

56 How many creepy porn lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends how thin you slice 'em.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (h4epb)

57 Stormy looks nice with that frosty circle beard. Good luck on the rest of her transition.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (0fVbu)

58 Is it just me, or does Potato Stelter look like a very puffy, blown-up version of Assdive Avenatti?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

59 That's the first time I've ever heard Erin Bennett speak. I used to think she was kinda hot.

Not anymore. WTF was I thinking?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

60 49 >>> 44 What a fall from grace. They told us he was presidential material.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (rJ48h)

Look what we have right now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (llON

Technically Avenatti is less criminal, smarter, and has more class.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (b2nrj)

61 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

I rate this as true.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (ppBhU)

62 Former future POTUS goes to prison for four years.

MSNBC and CNN hardest hit. Tater has filled his belly butto...er cave with tears.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (WKPeU)

63 That courtroom drawing is hilarious. Infinitits.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (sWM8x)

64 Shouldn't that read: "Democrat-celebrated attorney Michael Avenatti..."?

He's soooo dreamy. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (Xrfse)

65 What, exactly, did Tater see in the CPL?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

66 That's the first time I've ever heard Erin Bennett speak. I used to think she was kinda hot.

Not anymore. WTF was I thinking?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Boobs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (nByzo)

67 Stormy looks nice with that frosty circle beard. Good luck on the rest of her transition.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (0fVbu)

The ghost of Kenny Rogers beard

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

68 Remember when creepyporn lawyer was a serious candidate for president?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (uAy3h)

69 >>> 50 You know who's a bigger liar than Michael Avenatti?

John Cooper
@thejcoop
Doocy: "When are you guys going to admit you were wrong about inflation?"

Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

It's working GREAT!

Posted by: Great Resetters at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (llON8)

70 The only thing missing from that artist rendering is a gravy boat in Stormy's hand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

71 @44: "They told us he was presidential material."

Venn diagram showing an overlap with John Edwards biggest supporters.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (4NlP1)

72 >>> Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)


My truth

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (0fVbu)

73 What about the money? Both Stormy's and Nike's?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

74
Boobs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:03 PM (nByzo)



Always. And forever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

"Working" in the sense that they are deliberately trying to comprehensively destroy Western Civilization.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (AHeqJ)

76 Tucker used to call him Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenatti.

He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (9otr5)

77 Avenatti looks like a rapist. I just can't see past it. His face just looks evil, even at first glance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (6FeV1)

78 Someone send him the recipe for pruno.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (P5wHg)

79 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

That's because the plan is free shit for votes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (Y5qcH)

80 >>> 60
==
Technically Avenatti is less criminal, smarter, and has more class.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (b2nrj)

Good point. He probably doesn't stink as bad either.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (llON8)

81 Bad Courtroom Sketches:
https://tinyurl.com/2ps3tf9z

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (qpX6U)

82 Dood—call me about that bar license thing. It’s easy.

Posted by: Kevin Clinesmith at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (qwO6y)

83 Stormy made in kind payments to Avenatti, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (rJ48h)

84 50 You know who's a bigger liar than Michael Avenatti?

John Cooper
@thejcoop
Doocy: "When are you guys going to admit you were wrong about inflation?"

Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

=========

Put that in a commercial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

85 Trump dod warn of Avenatti. He was the bulldog lawyer you used when no one credible would do why had to be done. You didnt use him for actual legal stuff.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (GE7na)

86 I'm waiting for Super Christian David French's opinion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (eGTCV)

87 The only thing missing from that artist rendering is a gravy boat in Stormy's hand.

She looks like she's fallen prey to the genetic experiments of a mad scientist. If she raised her arms, I'd expect to see lobster claws, one of which would be firmly clutching a bottle of Strawberry Hill.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (ppBhU)

88 The only thing missing from that artist rendering is a gravy boat in Stormy's hand.

Posted by: Sponge



With a silly straw.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (lTGtQ)

89 "The only thing missing from that artist rendering is a gravy boat in Stormy's hand."

Pancakes on their heads.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (qpX6U)

90 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

=========

Put that in a commercial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

With images of gas prices, since we know that they are deathly afraid of them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (nByzo)

91 That's the first time I've ever heard Erin Bennett speak. I used to think she was kinda hot.

Not anymore. WTF was I thinking?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)



Apropos of nothing, I have noticed that Rita Cosby on NewsMax has finally coughed up whatever she had stuck in her throat for years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

92 Bad Courtroom Sketches:
https://tinyurl.com/2ps3tf9z
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:05 PM (qpX6U)



LOL @ the Tom Brady.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Check the title of the sketch jpg.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (qpX6U)

94 Oye! Not another Friday night in the clink!

Posted by: Michael Avinettis Fartclam at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (vh8rE)

95 Real question is whether ace knew the sketch would draw so much attention and intentionally didn't mention it, or whether he wasn't really paying attention when he grabbed it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (b2nrj)

96 I'll translate for those who don't speak Latin.

-
Anserem coctus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (FVME7)

97 "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."


Run that Prosperity Montage!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

98 Oh how far one of the key cogs in "the walls are closing in on Trump" movement has fallen.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (Wg1SU)

99 Basta!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (v0acP)

100 PSA: MidwayUSA CCI Small Rifle Magnum Primers #450 and CCI Large Rifle Bench Rest Primers #BR2

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (nByzo)

101 I have a lawyer friend who says his smartest law school prof was a firm believer in don't fuck with the client's money. You might talk your way out of a lot of stuff but don't fuck with the client's money.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (lz5hY)

102 This is the funniest stuff all week. I'm in tears.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (qpX6U)

103 I'm not asking this snidely:

Are courtroom sketch artists people who couldn't get work at county fairs or in booths at beaches?

Because I've seen caricature artists that can knock a sketch out of the park in 30 seconds. How can this guy have months and this is what he ends up with?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (XCbHi)

104 95 Real question is whether ace knew the sketch would draw so much attention and intentionally didn't mention it, or whether he wasn't really paying attention when he grabbed it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:07 PM (b2nrj)


A magician never reveals his secrets.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (9otr5)

105 >>>95 Real question is whether ace knew the sketch would draw so much attention and intentionally didn't mention it, or whether he wasn't really paying attention when he grabbed it.


i knew the sketch was good but i was just thinking, "wow, the sketch is pretty much the only thing in this thread people even care about."

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (AkbRF)

106 I suppose real artists don't want to sit on hard courtroom benches for hours trying to get good images of a fairly boring proceedings.

I mean, could you think Whistler or Wyeth would do that?
Lucien Freud, yes, his palette and style would work well in courtroom sketches.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (xhaym)

107
Big blue cities deter people from driving into the city by:

-- excessive parking tickets
-- removing on-street parking
-- creating "bike lanes" that narrow the streets and remove even more parking spots

Same with high gas prices:
-- it reduces driving
-- it increases online shopping/delivery

There's a Reason for Everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (rDSec)

108 Blacks on TV in general and KJP in specific, have set the notion of the intelligent black person back 200 years

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (us2H3)

109 She looks like she's fallen prey to the genetic experiments of a mad scientist.



The skanks from The Island of Dr. Moreau

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

110 Definitely NOT presidential material. A president would have had his son do all the extortion.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (BJKQV)

111 I mean anser coctus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (FVME7)

112 So a shyster and a whore walk into a bar

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Vr12I)

113 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

------------------

If we had a press, the follow up question would be: So this is all on purpose?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Qy7kP)

114 Remember: All of the dominant media spoke glowingly and positively about him as a potential Democrat Presidential candidate.

And every Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee took the gang rape allegations seriously because of Avanetti-- not one did then ever or ever will denounce him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Zf0+a)

115 Maybe he will be the victim of brutal prison rape, but what the hell, it's Pride Month.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (lz5hY)

116 So Obama’s sign Language guy is also a sketch artist.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (DcKNO)

117 The Tulsa shooter has been identified.

Aand...down the rabbit hole he goes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

118 72 >>> Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

This isn't a lie. The economy we're seeing is exactly what they (the junta) planned.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Qhnrt)

119 >>>That's the first time I've ever heard Erin Bennett speak. I used to think she was kinda hot.

Not anymore. WTF was I thinking?

...

well when she was first hired by MSNBC, she was essentially a Vegas cocktail waitress and/or stripper. She wore little microdresses that brought shame upon her people.

Then she had kids, i guess. Not the worst reason for gaining weight.

But that led to her becoming what she was born to be, an AWFL Wine Mom.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (AkbRF)

120 Buckle up for the midterms. Powerline reports the national popcorn shortage is all too real and will be peaking in the fall.

There simply will not be enough popcorn. Real story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (537E3)

121 Would Biden pardon Michael Avenatti if prompted? Dunno why, doesn't seem to be any advantage to anyone for it, but it would be funny to see someone just propose it and Slow Joe absent-mindedly goes along with it.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (Rl7KJ)

122 How do you concurrently serve two different jail terms for two different crimes? That's idiotic.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (BJKQV)

123 Anybody else remember when at a press briefing someone (I would guess Doocey) asked Jen Psaki about the economy, and she answered how proud she was that a woman was in charge of it?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (9otr5)

124 Basta La Vista, baby.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (spbCf)

125 101 I have a lawyer friend who says his smartest law school prof was a firm believer in don't fuck with the client's money. You might talk your way out of a lot of stuff but don't fuck with the client's money.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (lz5hY)

I musta slept through that one. Much ragerts

Posted by: Michael Avinettis Fartclam at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (vh8rE)

126
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If we had a press, the follow up question would be: So this is all on purpose?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Qy7kP)



"So, making life miserable for low income Americans and their families and destroying the middle class is by design?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

127
For years we were told that even a mere $1/hr increase in Minimum Wage will hurt Small Businesses and cause layoffs.

What do you reckon doubling/tripling gasoline costs will do to Small Businesses, and the whole Economy, in general?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (rDSec)

128 117 The Tulsa shooter has been identified.

Aand...down the rabbit hole he goes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

So you're saying he's not the right demographic to help push along gun control...I mean "gun safety"?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (Rl7KJ)

129
Body of Work - a limerick

His legal work has always been shoddy
And sometimes he seems rather dotty
Waste, fraud and abuse
There's just no excuse
For celeb lawyer, Mike Ave-naughty!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (cPDW+)

130 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

*

Listen to them when they tell you the truth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (M+pIc)

131 Little creep probably isn't even Italian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (6FeV1)

132 >> I have a lawyer friend who says his smartest law school prof was a firm believer in don't fuck with the client's money. You might talk your way out of a lot of stuff but don't fuck with the client's money.

oh yeah, the bar will excuse a lot of bad behavior, but not screwing with a client's money, because once people think they can't trust lawyers with money, the entire profession goes down.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (AkbRF)

133 112 So a shyster and a whore walk into a bar
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Vr12I)


AND DONALD TRUMP GETS PAID!!!!

Bah-dum-tissss!

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (9otr5)

134 Stormy sketch looks a whole lot like my tenant's opiate-addicted prostitute GF. Uncanny.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (qpX6U)

135 107
Big blue cities deter people from driving into the city by:
...
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:09 PM (rDSec)

If you are referring to the San Francisco area, add:
-- looting while you shop
-- auto burglaries in broad daylight
-- carjacking

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (Wg1SU)

136 But he was a top pick for president doncha know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2022 02:12 PM (nxdel)

137 72 >>> Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

This isn't a lie. The economy we're seeing is exactly what they (the junta) planned.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Qhnrt)
===

Yep. I believe that is the definition of a democrat gaffe. Accidently telling the truth.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (WKPeU)

138 Would Biden pardon Michael Avenatti if prompted? Dunno why, doesn't seem to be any advantage to anyone for it, but it would be funny to see someone just propose it and Slow Joe absent-mindedly goes along with it.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (Rl7KJ)



No way. He's a turd in a punchbowl with nothing to offer anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

139 That Court Artist has a mean streak.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (906pl)

140 This one is for Avenatti: (Training Day - sh** pushed in)

https://tinyurl.com/4kyz7t4p

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (N39Ws)

141 Buckle up for the midterms. Powerline reports the national popcorn shortage is all too real and will be peaking in the fall.

There simply will not be enough popcorn. Real story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood




I just assumed between the ethanol garbage and the fertilizer shortage, popcorn would run short, and I stocked up. Seriously. That is one of the four basic food groups.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (lTGtQ)

142 114 Remember: All of the dominant media spoke glowingly and positively about him as a potential Democrat Presidential candidate.

And every Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee took the gang rape allegations seriously because of Avanetti-- not one did then ever or ever will denounce him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 02:10 PM (Zf0+a)



Hahahahahaha lololol

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy's Disinformation Board at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (vh8rE)

143 Would Biden pardon Michael Avenatti if prompted?

Nope. The dude is Cindy Sheehan with a J.D. He was a tool. He has no constituency. Hell, people don't even like good lawyers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (ppBhU)

144 Shoot, Ace. I knew lawyers that got out of the business for mixing client funds, and they had the local bar after their license for years.

The only question was if Sooper Lawyer to the stars was going to get hit again, or if the Nike thing was deemed enough.
Apparently Stormy isn't unimportant enough to be dismissed for not being able to pay Trump's judgment 'cause Sooper Lawyer stole her royalties.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (xhaym)

145 72 >>> Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)
===================
Case closed.

Just repeat this video on every advertisement.

If you vote Democrat you vote for people who want babies to go hungry, make it impossible to fill up your tank on a budget, and want to ship all the money we have left to the mafia government in Ukraine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (537E3)

146 Remember when the usual suspects were begging him to run for president?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (zL564)

147 When will Avenetti declares his transgenderism?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (P5wHg)

148 123 Anybody else remember when at a press briefing someone (I would guess Doocey) asked Jen Psaki about the economy, and she answered how proud she was that a woman was in charge of it?
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (9otr5)

Was that in reference to a federal reserve thing or something?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (b2nrj)

149 Every time I hit refresh the scroll jumps around like a Biden on crack. Most annoying.

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (Vr12I)

150 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

'as we see it', because this is all intentional.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (wcs7v)

151 Anybody else remember when at a press briefing someone (I would guess Doocey) asked Jen Psaki about the economy, and she answered how proud she was that a woman was in charge of it?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (9otr5)

Soon, we'll be swimming in shoes, chotchkes, and credit card bills.

*runs*

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (VDwil)

152 For every gun death, 5 people will die of a drug overdose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (jOKqt)

153 I'm sure his prison hustle is jail house lawyer. Lot of petitions to be filed. He'll be paid in honeybuns and ramen noodles.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (4+wAL)

154 That is Future President Michael Avenatti to you, prole.

Posted by: CNN at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (5zVb8)

155 100 bucks says he never fucked her or even received headache relief. 6-7years in the pokey for being a friendzoned orbiter and a White Knight (White Knights deserve prison time).

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (i2gvy)

156 have you seen the price of a lime, rick ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (us2H3)

157
The white house: biden's economic plan is working!

Also the white house: biden has no control over the economy!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (rDSec)

158 >>> 138 Would Biden pardon Michael Avenatti if prompted? Dunno why, doesn't seem to be any advantage to anyone for it, but it would be funny to see someone just propose it and Slow Joe absent-mindedly goes along with it.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (Rl7KJ)


No way. He's a turd in a punchbowl with nothing to offer anyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought that was Robert O'Rourke?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (llON8)

159 Was that in reference to a federal reserve thing or something?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (b2nrj)


Nope it was about Yeltsin at Treasury.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (9otr5)

160 Was that in reference to a federal reserve thing or something?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (b2nrj)

Fed or Treasury. I can't recall.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (VDwil)

161 How is being imprisoned a negative in the Democrat primaries?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (vN+oL)

162 Avenatti outlived his usefulness. Let other useful idiots keep him in mind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (5zVb8)

163 For every gun death, 5 people will die of a drug overdose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (jOKqt)

Ok, these executive orders are getting downright weird now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (6FeV1)

164 Anybody else remember when at a press briefing someone (I would guess Doocey) asked Jen Psaki about the economy, and she answered how proud she was that a woman was in charge of it?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:11 PM (9otr5)
===

I remember when Doocey asked what Biden was doing about inflation and Psackashitti said he has put a woman (and that is debatable) in charge.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (WKPeU)

165 You will never see a Mean Tweet from Michael. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (Xrfse)

166 Does an ex-future candidate for president get his own seal--The Office of the Ex-Future Candidate For President?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

167 54 44 What a fall from grace. They told us he was presidential material.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:01 PM (rJ48h)

He's a liar, thief and whoremonger.

As far as Democrats go, he's perfect.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (MkuC5)

168 I'm sure his prison hustle is jail house lawyer. Lot of petitions to be filed. He'll be paid in honeybuns and ramen noodles.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (4+wAL)



And muhCOCK.

Posted by: Jailhouse Bubba at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

169 I'm sure his prison hustle is jail house lawyer. Lot of petitions to be filed. He'll be paid in honeybuns and ramen noodles.

I think his payment will be getting to shower without getting pregnant.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (ppBhU)

170 Avanatti looks 84 years old and Daniels looks like a fat ass trailer park whore.
-------------------------
So, photorealism then. [See? I have been paying attention during the art threads!]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (yikp0)

171
And this is why biden lost the election.

Most voters knew he was a stupid piece of shit.

he lost the election -- don't forget that

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:16 PM (rDSec)

172 To my knowledge, not one NeverTrump has ever denounced Avanetti.

His character assassination on Trump ("paid off a prostitute!") was necessary to maintain the "distasteful" background static for their campaign to elect Biden as an acceptable alternative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 02:17 PM (Zf0+a)

173 My question is is he actually in prison? He conned the judge into releasing him to house arrest after his first sentencing, because of the coof or something.

So he's been (and continues to be most likely) staying at a friend's townhouse in Venice Beach CA. All while "serving his sentence". Must be nice.

A quick search didn't reveal his house arrest ever ending.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (F0YaR)

174 Avenatti outlived his usefulness. Let other useful idiots keep him in mind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (5zVb

There are legion useful idiots who would relish the opportunity. His crimes are believing his own press and attempting to rise above his station.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (VDwil)

175 I bet that boy tosses a mean salad.

Posted by: Big Bubba at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (sWM8x)

176 This Avenetti dude seems like kind of an ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (okGHj)

177 You know what's even more objectionable than paying off a prostitute?

Ripping off a prostitute.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (6FeV1)

178 Avenatti represented himself in court?

The old saying is still true: "The lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (txdEq)

179 BREAKING: Although really, it will be news if he doesn't screw up...

Biden to speak on gun control tonight at 7:30pm.

I'm wondering if Dem Senators put him up to this to guarantee that the push goes nowhere b/c Biden is sure to F this up and piss off everyone and thus, let the issue fade away...

Posted by: Nova local at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (exHjb)

180 Put that Stormy face sketch on an NFT, and I will buy it.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (qpX6U)

181 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

===

'as we see it', because this is all intentional.
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM


Yes, the illusion of incompetence serves to distract and disguise the intentionality.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Well, get over here and suck your wife's dick!

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 02, 2022 02:19 PM (Qy7kP)

183 You never see Stormy Daniels and Anthony Hopkins at the same party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:19 PM (WKPeU)

184 President Biden has hit the beach. He finished his three day work week, and now he doesn't care what anyone thinks. His last words to co-President Ron Klain were "Don't call me, don't write me, and see you next week. Maybe."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 02:19 PM (537E3)

185 CNN and all the others are such fine judges of character.

We should trust everything they say about conservatives.

Posted by: jc at June 02, 2022 02:19 PM (N1WXz)

186 180 Put that Stormy face sketch on an NFT, and I will buy it.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (qpX6U


Lol

Posted by: Seth Greene at June 02, 2022 02:19 PM (vh8rE)

187 There are legion useful idiots who would relish the opportunity. His crimes are believing his own press and attempting to rise above his station.
Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (VDwil)
++++
Right. He got a little too aspirational and so was dispatched.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:19 PM (5zVb8)

188 I remember when Doocey asked what Biden was doing about inflation and Psackashitti said he has put a woman (and that is debatable) in charge.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:15 PM (WKPeU)

Lo and behold! A biologist!

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (VDwil)

189 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (Wg1SU)

190 @178: "Avenatti represented himself in court?"

I think he used a public defender in one of his cases, but even then, they had to check out at some point 'cause of the whole "suborning perjury" thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (4NlP1)

191 Why does that Stormy Daniels sketch give her such vast tracts of land?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (OzJjC)

192 179 BREAKING: Although really, it will be news if he doesn't screw up...

Biden to speak on gun control tonight at 7:30pm.


with targets and shit ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (us2H3)

193 Jean-Pierre: "The president's economic plan, as we see it, is working."

'as we see it', because this is all intentional.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 02:14 PM (wcs7v)

Isn't that the obvious follow-up for any reporter?

"So you're working towards high gas prices, runaway inflation, food shortages... "

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (wBpKf)

194 So he won't get out until partway through Trumps next term.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (z9npv)

195 When you see that supercut, remind yourself of every other drumbeat the MSM all play in unison, endlessly. Vaccines, Ukraine, Russia, trannies. Break the Gell-Mann amnesia. If they're all on the same page, singing the same song -- they're wrong or lying. Always. Not just the one time. Always.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (M9XmQ)

196 189 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?

skill at dancing while drunk?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (v3pYe)

197 To my knowledge, not one NeverTrump has ever denounced Avanetti.

His character assassination on Trump ("paid off a prostitute!") was necessary to maintain the "distasteful" background static for their campaign to elect Biden as an acceptable alternative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice




It helps when federally funded tech companies censor the facts about drug use, incest, whoremongering, tax fraud, plagarism, vote fraud, and bribery amongst the biden family.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (lTGtQ)

198 Yeesh

The mass shooting was the country’s 20th since the Uvalde, Tex., massacre last week, according to the Gun Violence Archive, and the 233rd of the year. The shooting came on the 101st anniversary of another horrible event in Tulsa, when a White mob pillaged a Black neighborhood, killing hundreds in one of the worst episodes of racial violence in the nation’s history.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (R8uWY)

199 Is he the Noo Yawk-sounding guy who used to call Sean Hannity's show in '16 and crow about how awesome Trump was going to be as president? If so, I always pictured the actor who played the cop who was dating Phoebe on Friends, Michael Rapaport.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (txdEq)

200 179 BREAKING: Although really, it will be news if he doesn't screw up...

Biden to speak on gun control tonight at 7:30pm.

I'm wondering if Dem Senators put him up to this to guarantee that the push goes nowhere b/c Biden is sure to F this up and piss off everyone and thus, let the issue fade away...
Posted by: Nova local at June 02, 2022 02:18 PM (exHjb)
---------

Jabba the Hut over in the House is passing some gun bills through the judicial committee today. I'm sure Biden will try to shame Senate republicans into passing them. Won't work.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (G0vdT)

201 Don't worry. Joe is going to fix this.

'Pathetic': Biden might head to Saudi Arabia to issue a personal plea to pump more oil

-
Pretty please with sugar on top?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (FVME7)

202 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM


We take our cues from the boss, so we don't disappoint him excessively.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (a3Q+t)

203 189 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (Wg1SU)


There is no reason to call Yellin, Yeltsin

Posted by: Bagdad Bob at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (vh8rE)

204 To my knowledge, not one NeverTrump has ever denounced Avanetti.

His character assassination on Trump ("paid off a prostitute!") was necessary to maintain the "distasteful" background static for their campaign to elect Biden as an acceptable alternative.

Lying does not seem to be a character flaw that David French is trouble about.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)

205 Why does that Stormy Daniels sketch give her such vast tracts of land?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (OzJjC)


Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

206 no amount of motorboating is worth 4 years

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (us2H3)

207 When will Avenetti declares his transgenderism?

You are free to go, sir!

Posted by: Hawaiian Commie Judge at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (Xrfse)

208 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (Wg1SU)
++++
1. It's funny.
2. Ace did it in a headline yesterday. I don't know if he was being deliberately funny or if it was a genuine mistake.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (5zVb8)

209 I would suck that mans Koch because he STOOD up to tRump

Posted by: Winebox Karen at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (flINI)

210 You know what's even more objectionable than paying off a prostitute?

Ripping off a prostitute.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
--------

All that's left is kicking their dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (kst+v)

211 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

😂

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (M9XmQ)

212 I define a mass shooting as any time the total mass shot exceeds 47gr. In that case, there are thousands of mass shootings every day!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (R8uWY)

213 189 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (Wg1SU)


ace's house, ace's rules.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (9otr5)

214 Yellin' like a Felon

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (6FeV1)

215 Michael Rapaport.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM (txdEq)



Fuck that guy.

https://youtu.be/QQCmZDcc8MI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

216 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (5zVb8)

217 I'm sure Biden will try to shame Senate republicans into passing them. Won't work.
Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 02:21 PM


You sure?

Posted by: Senator Cornyn at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)

218 So Joe is gonna issue an EO repealing the 2nd amendment. Wouldn't put it past him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (Qy7kP)

219 Is there a reason people keep referring to Yellen as Yeltsin?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Her name is Old Yellen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)

220 While initially funny, popcorn shortages has an underlying terrifying truth: we are going to have widespread food shortages. This could devastate huge sections of the service industry.

Posted by: Max Power at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (QCc6B)

221 That court rendering looks like a bad Munch painting .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (4+wAL)

222 @199: "Michael Rapaport"

Same guy who went full on spittle spewing anti-Trump presumably because Trump never sought him out or propped him up like other minor New York celebrities.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (4NlP1)

223 Has 'Creepy Porn Lawyer' lost it's panache? Oh, wait...no longer lawyer...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (kst+v)

224 OT -- I'm just catching up today -- regarding the prior baby formula post:

"It took too long to get Abbott to agree to a consent decree."

So the FDA refused to let Abbott re-open until it extorted a consent decree? They're trying to blame Abbott for resisting agreement to a consent decree?

Fuck these people. A "whole of government" approach indeed. Multiple different government mafias more like, who caused a supply shortage due to their mafia-like behavior.

Posted by: Revenant at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (UelxP)

225 @208
Thanks for the clarification officer Joe!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (Wg1SU)

226 Why does that Stormy Daniels sketch give her such vast tracts of land?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 02:20 PM (OzJjC)

Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

In whore years, yes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (nByzo)

227 There are legion useful idiots who would relish the opportunity. His crimes are believing his own press and attempting to rise above his station.
---
Ten minutes in the castle of the king is better than a lifetime as an honest man. That's the calculus of every Democrat voter.

Note well the millions aspiring to be on TV or a social media star

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (Zf0+a)

228 Jeez, the artist must have something against Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (Whx1Q)

229 No longer useful to the Democrat/ Marxists party

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (2JoB8)

230 Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym

***

She steps on her nipples every morning exiting her bed

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (flINI)

231 So why can't he serve all four of his four year sentence concurrently and get out in one year? Or serve all of the months of his sentence concurrently and be out in a month?

Prison overpopulation: Solved.
You're welcome.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (BJKQV)

232 With Puddin addressing gun control tonight, the fact that Trudeau has gone full-fledged naked authoritarian tyrant is distinctly unhelpful.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (sWM8x)

233 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

😂
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (M9XmQ)



*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Wrath at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (yQpMk)

234 Style guide update should include:

Creepy Porn Jailhouse Lawyer Avenatti

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (9otr5)

235 Joe Biden is heading over to the Middle East to kick of gay pride month there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (WKPeU)

236 Since it would appear that lawyering is out, perhaps he could become an aspiring rap artist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (UVAEk)

237 216 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (5zVb

*Hastily scrambles for my stock retainer letter*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (906pl)

238 220 While initially funny, popcorn shortages has an underlying terrifying truth: we are going to have widespread food shortages. This could devastate huge sections of the service industry.
Posted by: Max Power at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (QCc6

Imagine the 45$ no refills at the movie theaters! This will end biden.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (vh8rE)

239 Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM

20, same as in town

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (BJKQV)

240 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (5zVb
======================
I want to make her famous!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (537E3)

241 @235
If only.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 02:26 PM (Wg1SU)

242 [Insert sound of Sharkman laughing until he passes out here]

Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2022 02:26 PM (ushDw)

243 So why can't he serve all four of his four year sentence concurrently and get out in one year? Or serve all of the months of his sentence concurrently and be out in a month?

Prison overpopulation: Solved.
You're welcome.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (BJKQV)
++++
Go down to the femtosecond and he'll be free (and frankly, will have done far too much time) the moment the gavel hits the little gavel target.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:26 PM (5zVb8)

244 It's certainly my hope that Punchy eventually gets to "live" Avenatti's coming experience in the hoosegow.

Posted by: Boswell at June 02, 2022 02:26 PM (5iUNf)

245 PM (OzJjC)

Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

In whore years, yes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (nByzo)Biden.


Ouch.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2022 02:27 PM (vh8rE)

246 While initially funny, popcorn shortages has an underlying terrifying truth: we are going to have widespread food shortages. This could devastate huge sections of the service industry.

The popcorn shortage definitely sends a clear message to black women everywhere.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 02:27 PM (ppBhU)

247 The mass shooting was the country’s 20th since the Uvalde, Tex., massacre last week, according to the Gun Violence Archive,

-
Every school child in America has been shot at least once.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:27 PM (FVME7)

248 211 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

😂
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (M9XmQ)

This ban is oppressive fat-shaming. That's your next play.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:27 PM (b2nrj)

249 Why wouldn't even a Democrat judge want to put someone as creepy as Avenatti away?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)

250 Michael Rapaport.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022
*
Fuck that guy.

https://youtu.be/QQCmZDcc8MI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022


***
His politics and Trumpsychosis aside, he has always struck me as a very "real" actor -- like Ron Leibman, Rachel's dad on the show. The kind of actor you hired if you wanted someone to seem like a real yet vivid person.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (txdEq)

251 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM

------------------

Pic caption: Yay, here comes Duke!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (Qy7kP)

252 Tater and Avenetti side-by-side. Yecch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

253 Prison cellmate: So Michael, do you want to be the husband or the wife?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (MFphb)

254 Every school child in America has been shot at least once.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's just part of growing up!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (M9XmQ)

255
biden's script will be 90% about the Republicans blocking "common sense" gun laws

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (rDSec)

256 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (5zVb

*reconsiders 4 years for motorboating trade*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo)

257 While initially funny, popcorn shortages has an underlying terrifying truth: we are going to have widespread food shortages. This could devastate huge sections of the service industry.

Posted by: Max Power at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (QCc6B)
===

Weren't you listening smarty? My immigrant black lesbo spokesgirl said we knew our economic policies were working. You stupid son ova bitch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (WKPeU)

258 Go down to the femtosecond and he'll be free (and frankly, will have done far too much time) the moment the gavel hits the little gavel target.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:26 PM (5zVb


The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (9otr5)

259 239 Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM

20, same as in town
Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:25 PM (BJKQV


Pretty sure there was a court ruling saying she has to pay now.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (vh8rE)

260 I want to see the orange jump suit pic...with manacle accoutrements

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (UVAEk)

261 He ripped off Nike and a porn whore who was defaming Trump.

I'd like to buy him a beer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (jOKqt)

262 biden's script will be 90% about the Republicans blocking "common sense" gun laws

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (rDSec)

Of course it will.. Will he be in his fake WH set ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (bs+z0)

263 I think it would be a hoot to have this court sketch artist provide his retention of every one of Mannix's gals.

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (YsjiM)

264 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

😂
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (M9XmQ)

This ban is oppressive fat-shaming. That's your next play.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:27 PM (b2nrj)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (nByzo)

265 Speaking of the mass psychosis of the left, this guy is exhibit number 300,532.

Seriously, the public adulation towards an obvious shyster, at best, simply because he was after Trump is all you need to know about the brains on these people.

Posted by: They aren't using them if they have them at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (MwNtH)

266 Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

Some parts are. Some are are quite a bit older than that too, when appropriately measured in dog years.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (r8Ork)

267 It's just part of growing up!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
-------

Just rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (UVAEk)

268 Stormy is about 70 now, isn't she?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

In whore years, yes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:24 PM (nByzo)Biden.

It's not the age, it's the mileage.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (BJKQV)

269 also, courtroom artist was not very chartible to clapped out ho.

Posted by: They aren't using them if they have them at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (MwNtH)

270 Prison cellmate: So Michael, do you want to be the husband or the wife?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (MFphb)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (nByzo)

271 Seriously, the public adulation towards an obvious shyster, at best, simply because he was after Trump is all you need to know about the brains on these people.
Posted by: They aren't using them if they have them at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (MwNtH)

Plenty of people thought Lin Wood was hot shit, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (6FeV1)

272 He'll be out in time for the 2024 primaries.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (njO+s)

273 Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Refuse to pay her.

Ah, junior-high humor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (0cjkI)

274 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM


She's enough for make even me say "Oh, my!"

Posted by: George Takei at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (a3Q+t)

275 Plenty of people thought Lin Wood was hot shit, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (6FeV1)

He started looking crazy pretty quick tho.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (Y5qcH)

276 Plenty of people thought Lin Wood was hot shit, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (6FeV1)


Oof.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (9otr5)

277 Ripping off a prostitute.
----------------------------------
I recall a Barney Miller where a prostitute arrestee discovered she'd been paid with counterfeit bills exclaiming, "OMG, I think I was just raped!"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (yikp0)

278
I hope he's branded The Belle of Cell Block B

Dammit ACE. I like the way you think.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (eJn7u)

279
What's next for the rotten corrupt FBI?
Will they arrange for an abortion clinic or a homosexual bar to be shot up?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (rDSec)

280 The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster

Reference dot com says it's a "sound block" or "sounding block".

Meh. I expected something Latin.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (M9XmQ)

281 Plenty of people thought Lin Wood was hot shit, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:30 PM (6FeV1)

Words hurt.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (nByzo)

282 216 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (5zVb

Bit nipply that morning I guess...

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (53oGX)

283 While initially funny, popcorn shortages has an underlying terrifying truth: we are going to have widespread food shortages.
==
If you don't have corn for pop corn, you don't have it for corn syrup, or ethanol.

Dun Dun DUHNNNNN.

Posted by: The Suck shall be Biblical at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (+S1rp)

284 280 The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster

Reference dot com says it's a "sound block" or "sounding block".

Meh. I expected something Latin.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (M9XmQ)

Probably modern. Guess in the old days they just hammered whatever was available.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (b2nrj)

285 He ripped off Nike and a porn whore who was defaming Trump.

I'd like to buy him a beer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (jOKqt)

It is sorta like prosecuting a pig for rolling around in shit and eating garbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (r8Ork)

286 Meh. I expected something Latin.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (M9XmQ)

The word "plactern" popped into my head, but then i was like, "you just made that up, didn't you, brain?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (6FeV1)

287 The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster

Reference dot com says it's a "sound block" or "sounding block".

Meh. I expected something Latin.


Maybe it rhymes with "clitoris" in Peruvian?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (Bd6X8)

288 And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster
-------

[stands mute]

Oh, wait, Bingle says' 'Sounding Block'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (4E7Sa)

289 @271: "Plenty of people thought Lin Wood was hot shit, too."

Plenty, but not everyone.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (4NlP1)

290 So yeah, Gov. Desantis, you can keep your congressional map.

-Fl Supreme Court

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

291 The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster
===

Deloris?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (WKPeU)

292 283 While initially funny, popcorn shortages has an underlying terrifying truth: we are going to have widespread food shortages.
==
If you don't have corn for pop corn, you don't have it for corn syrup, or ethanol.

Dun Dun DUHNNNNN.
Posted by: The Suck shall be Biblical at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (+S1rp)

And since Ethanol is mandated you won't have any oof the other stuff faster than ethanol.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (53oGX)

293 It is sorta like prosecuting a pig for rolling around in shit and eating garbage.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (r8Ork)


Ouch, baby. Very ouch.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (9otr5)

294 So not a DC jury.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (uvFkq)

295 Go down to the femtosecond and he'll be free (and frankly, will have done far too much time) the moment the gavel hits the little gavel target.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:26 PM (5zVb


Before he gets there the protection will be set up.
He'll get an office and will do legal services for the cons while there.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (anj39)

296 The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (9otr5)
++++
Apparently the it's called a "sound block." Not interesting or exciting at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (5zVb8)

297 125 101 I have a lawyer friend who says his smartest law school prof was a firm believer in don't fuck with the client's money. You might talk your way out of a lot of stuff but don't fuck with the client's money.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:08 PM (lz5hY)


Yes, stealing from clients is almost the only thing that will actually get you disbarred.

Posted by: Mehive at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (ky+MF)

298 And to think we came within 2000 mules of him becoming president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (R8uWY)

299 Meh. I expected something Latin.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM


Kilroynius hic erat

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)

300 He ripped off Nike and a porn whore who was defaming Trump.

I'd like to buy him a beer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 02:29 PM (jOKqt)

Avenatti ripped off a dirty woke whore and also Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (4+wAL)

301 Meh. I expected something Latin.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (M9XmQ)

oundingsay ockblay. That better?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (BJKQV)

302 I'm holding out for sloth and gluttony month.

What got you a time out is their recognition that pride is a deadly sin.
This is on them.
So of course you have to be punished

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (MFphb)

303 And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster
-------

[stands mute]

Oh, wait, Bingle says' 'Sounding Block'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (4E7Sa)

She was banging the sounding block like Jehovah's witness on crack.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (nByzo)

304 You can tell fro the look on Tater's face he is wondering what Avonetti's dick tastes like.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (eJn7u)

305 286 Meh. I expected something Latin.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (M9XmQ)

The word "plactern" popped into my head, but then i was like, "you just made that up, didn't you, brain?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:32 PM (6FeV1)

Placternory.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (b2nrj)

306 I saw The Belle of Cell Block B open for Marilyn Manson at Folsom Prison in '89.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (njO+s)

307 Regular Unleaded has now crashed above 5 bucks in Morristown.

5.11 at BP, 5.09 at Exxon, there is a Shell that's still at 4.89 buy the owner say's that that's only going to hold until his next delivery which is this Friday.

If this doesn't wake even the most hardcore leftist up, nothing will.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (GudYW)

308 You have to steal the clients money up front.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (R8uWY)

309
Deloris?
Posted by: Jukin
-----

You'll be hearing from lawyer...oh, wait, maybe not.

Posted by: Seinfeld at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (4E7Sa)

310 >>> The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster
===

Deloris?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (WKPeU)


Mulva

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (YsjiM)

311 And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster
-------



Oh sure. Just forget about me.....

Posted by: The G Spot at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

312 5.11 at BP, 5.09 at Exxon, there is a Shell that's still at 4.89 buy the owner say's that that's only going to hold until his next delivery which is this Friday.

$6.29 here

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (bs+z0)

313 Avenatti isn't done stealing.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (rJ48h)

314 Democratic Senator: Stop Blaming Mental Illness For Mass Shootings

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Does not help the narrative at all

https://bit.ly/3PWPpnL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (FVME7)

315 If this doesn't wake even the most hardcore leftist up, nothing will.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (GudYW)


They all have been told, and believe, it's Putin's fault.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (DRSnL)

316 If you account for inflation l, gas is still below $5 in 2021 dollars.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (R8uWY)

317 Whose taking care of Avenatti's home? That '93 Dodge Station Wagon is going to need maintenance.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (4vi12)

318 You have to steal the clients money up front.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (R8uWY)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (nByzo)

319 I saw Gavel Target open for Sevendust at the Drunken Unicorn in '98.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (44ww/)

320 What happened to your faaaaaace?

Posted by: spindrift at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (h5TKJ)

321 Oh, wait, Bingle says' 'Sounding Block'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (4E7Sa)

Bingle.

ROFL

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (MkuC5)

322 I recall a Barney Miller where a prostitute arrestee discovered she'd been paid with counterfeit bills exclaiming, "OMG, I think I was just raped!"
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 02:31 PM (yikp0)

Kinda like Ricky Gervais' joke about the woman complaining she was raped by a tranny in the lady's room... "He raped me!"

No, SHE raped you, bigot!!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (r8Ork)

323 Doralia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (0cjkI)

324 I saw The Belle of Cell Block B open for Marilyn Manson at Folsom Prison in '89.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (njO+s)


The BlueBell gang provided security.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (anj39)

325 What got you a time out is their recognition that pride is a deadly sin.

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Yep. The worst of them. What got Lucifer permabanned.

Hey let's all celebrate *that* one!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (M9XmQ)

326 Mulva?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (zvlmG)

327 As a disbarred lawyer he can get work filing papers, writing briefs, doing research, running the bosses mistress to the Planned Parenthood office, scoring cocaine....at least in California.

Avenetti will be out in four months. It won't be four years.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (KIc1y)

328 If this doesn't wake even the most hardcore leftist up, nothing will.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (GudYW)

Some people think we're still suffering because Vladimir Putin helped Trump steal an election.

Reality doesn't figure into their worldview in even the slightest way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (6FeV1)

329 Democratic Senator: Stop Blaming Mental Illness For Mass Shootings


Why not?

It's the excuse given for drug abuse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (jOKqt)

330 296 I like the old western movies where judges like Roy Bean didn't have a gavel and would just thump their revolver on the bar before hanging the guilty party.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (lz5hY)

331 296 The Horde is very learned. Surely someone will enlighten us as to what the real name of "the little gavel target" is.

And don't say clitoris.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:28 PM (9otr5)
++++
Apparently the it's called a "sound block." Not interesting or exciting at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:34 PM (5zVb

Fun fact: "Sound block" in Latin is actually "Mulva".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 02, 2022 02:37 PM (906pl)

332 If you account for inflation l, gas is still below $5 in 2021 dollars.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:36 PM (R8uWY)
===

Don't know whether to laugh or cry at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:38 PM (WKPeU)

333 The gavel and sickle?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 02:38 PM (R8uWY)

334 Well I, at least part of his fantasies has been fulfilled.

Also, I didn't know he represented himself.

Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2022 02:38 PM (aeePL)

335 You have to steal the clients money up front.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
-----

“In every big transaction,” said Leech, “there is a magic moment during which a man has surrendered a treasure, and during which the man who is due to receive it has not yet done so. An alert lawyer will make that moment his own, possessing the treasure for a magic microsecond, taking a little of it, passing it on. If the man who is to receive the treasure is unused to wealth, has an inferiority complex and shapeless feelings of guilt, as most people do, the lawyer can often take as much as half the bundle, and still receive the recipient’s blubbering thanks.”

Posted by: Mr. Rosewater at June 02, 2022 02:38 PM (aex1q)

336 Deloris?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (WKPeU)

Deloris.

ROFL

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 02, 2022 02:38 PM (MkuC5)

337 Ignore that random I please.

Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2022 02:38 PM (aeePL)

338 "I will forever be branded 'disgraced lawyer' and worse," Creepy Porn Lawyer said.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur




The list of that guy's crimes is as long as both of my arms and legs combined.

He was stealing from ALL his clients, his business partners, the Seattle's Best Coffee franchise he owned an interest in, and he lied and cheated on every single tax return he filed in the last 20 years.

He should get the death penalty just for being a complete asshole, as well as that list if crimes. But he didn't, because right out of law school he was part of the dirty-tricks team Hillary Clinton ran in 1991-92 for Clenis' Preezy campaign.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2022 02:39 PM (ushDw)

339 Epoch Times has a report showing the FBI seeking approval from Michael Sussman for a press release regarding a supposed hack of the DNC.

Sussman "suggested" changes and the FBI accepted them.

https://tinyurl.com/47f9u93d

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:39 PM (sWM8x)

340 Sonus Obstructionum was their best early album.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 02:39 PM (44ww/)

341 He will forever be known as creepy porn lawyer to me

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:39 PM (bs+z0)

342 I saw Gavel Target open for Sevendust at the Drunken Unicorn in '98.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Funny because Lil' Gavel Target opened for Lil' Peep at the Astroworld Festival. Someone oughta sue!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:39 PM (M9XmQ)

343 Say what you will, and you will, but Stormy Daniels was a different kind of hot in her day. Almost cartoon hot. Like a bunch of nerds got together and made the hottest of the hot, with the most exaggerated curves one could possibly imagine.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (Tcpjc)

344 'Pit'...it's a gavel 'pit'. Hmm, maybe I need new glasses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (aex1q)

345

My asshole, it burns!

And bleeds!

I think it's torn!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (lFdUs)

346 I saw a horror show murder case where guy beat his 'date' to death after he discovered she was a he. Jury let him walk. Killer was black so you're not going to see this on Dateline.

Don't squeeze the avacados!

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (KIc1y)

347 @308: "You have to steal the clients money up front."

Furthermore, set up some Google news alerts so you know when your third world residence is no longer safe as they've signed a new extradition treaty with the United States.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (4NlP1)

348 Joe Mannix, you linked to the fetching young girl by using the following hot tip: https://is.gd/SuQmY9.

I tried pronouncing that. Yes, she is good, and yes I would absolutely let her do that to my 9.

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (9vQJW)

349
My asshole, it burns!

And bleeds!

I think it's torn!
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (lFdUs)



Just don't SUN IT!!!

Posted by: Josh Brolin at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

350
Democrats want to blame Guns, not mental illness. Guns. Guns. Guns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (rDSec)

351 240 This brunette in a thin gray dress has never been represented by "Iron" Mike Avenatti:
https://is.gd/SuQmY9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2022 02:23 PM (5zVb


Very nice. The best so far today.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (Qhnrt)

352 I hear Biden is gonna scowl and yell and blame guns tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (Hxang)

353 the gavel hits the little gavel target.

*******

The internet tells me that is called a sound block, made of hardwood to enhance the loudness of the gavel

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (cPDW+)

354 OT Stopped at the adult beverage. Young lady waiting on me related her trip to Walmart for groceries. She and husband have three sons, one tween, 2 teens. Grocery bill is up over $100 every two weeks and gas is killing them. She said, very calmly, "I see a breaking point coming".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (lz5hY)

355 352 I hear Biden is gonna scowl and yell and blame guns tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (Hxang)

And Republicans... Probably throw in blame on Trump too...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

356 352 I hear Biden is gonna scowl and yell and blame guns tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (Hxang)

How many times is he going to reference Beau in this speech?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (N39Ws)

357 Mikey and the High-Miler. Mikey ost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (4yBSU)

358 354 OT Stopped at the adult beverage. Young lady waiting on me related her trip to Walmart for groceries. She and husband have three sons, one tween, 2 teens. Grocery bill is up over $100 every two weeks and gas is killing them. She said, very calmly, "I see a breaking point coming".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (lz5hY)

She is not wrong.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

359 I'm of a different mind about Avenetti.
He should marry Stormy and make an honest woman out of her.

They could do reality TeeVee. Make bank.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (KIc1y)

360 312 5.11 at BP, 5.09 at Exxon, there is a Shell that's still at 4.89 buy the owner say's that that's only going to hold until his next delivery which is this Friday.

$6.29 here

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:35 PM (bs+z0)

Filled up with diesel at $5.17/gal yesterday. Was about half that a year ago.

Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (AmoqO)

361 OT Stopped at the adult beverage. Young lady waiting on me related her trip to Walmart for groceries. She and husband have three sons, one tween, 2 teens. Grocery bill is up over $100 every two weeks and gas is killing them. She said, very calmly, "I see a breaking point coming".
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Ask her if she sees a voting point.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (OzJjC)

362 Like a bunch of nerds got together and made the hottest of the hot, with the most exaggerated curves one could possibly imagine.
--------

So, Jessica Rabbit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Xnr/7)

363
And Republicans... Probably throw in blame on Trump too...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)



This is my bet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

364 Here is something not much discussed: Because Durham waited to indict Sussmann until the day before the statute of limitations, important evidence - like the text from Sussmann to Baker that he was coming with info and did not represent any client - was excluded, and the jury never saw it.

BUT HE WAS DOING SOMETHING OKAY!

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (9otr5)

365 Filled up with diesel at $5.17/gal yesterday. Was about half that a year ago.
Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2022 02:43 PM (AmoqO)

Diesel is $6.89 here

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

366 That clip from The Spew is a powerful argument for repealing the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 02:44 PM (pmpob)

367 338
The list of that guy's crimes is as long as both of my arms and legs combined.

He was stealing from ALL his clients, his business partners, the Seattle's Best Coffee franchise he owned an interest in, and he lied and cheated on every single tax return he filed in the last 20 years.

He should get the death penalty just for being a complete asshole, as well as that list if crimes. But he didn't, because right out of law school he was part of the dirty-tricks team Hillary Clinton ran in 1991-92 for Clenis' Preezy campaign.
Posted by: Sharkman



I recall him as part of an sportscar ownership team in IMSA. He even drove the car (Ford Saleen Mustang, I think) with the team. He, of course, stole money from the team. Lawsuit, settled out of court, and all but forgotten now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 02, 2022 02:44 PM (4vi12)

368 >>Epoch Times has a report showing the FBI seeking approval from Michael Sussman for a press release regarding a supposed hack of the DNC.

>>Sussman "suggested" changes and the FBI accepted them.

You don't say.

Epoch Times has a lot more that Durham was able to find but Democrat donor and judge Cooper wouldn't allow in the trial.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

369 My asshole, it burns!

And bleeds!

I think it's torn!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (lFdUs)
===

Mike, they say an asshole will stretch a mile before it tears an inch, let's find out.

Posted by: Bubba at June 02, 2022 02:44 PM (WKPeU)

370 So, I wonder how Avenatti feels about women who shit in beds?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (0cjkI)

371 369 My asshole, it burns!

And bleeds!

I think it's torn!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (lFdUs)
===

Well it is sodomite pride month.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (eGTCV)

372 The internet tells me that is called a sound block, made of hardwood to enhance the loudness of the gavel
Posted by: Muldoon

We got MIDI triggers now. Oh, if I were a judge...

"BOOOOOMMM!" There *would* be order in my court.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (M9XmQ)

373 "I will forever be branded 'disgraced lawyer' and worse," Creepy Porn Lawyer said. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
And he will be readmitted to the bar and relicensed within a year of being paroled. Criminal convictions don't seem to affect the legal profession negatively anymore.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (psS9c)

374 Democrats want to blame Guns, not mental illness. Guns. Guns. Guns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (rDSec)



I should use my YT account to set up a continuous live-stream of one of my pistols sitting on a desk. Along with a running clock to see how long it takes to reach malignant sentience and attacks someone.

Posted by: Wrath at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

375 341 He will forever be known as creepy porn lawyer to me
---
Tucker Carlson was brilliant with this. I just remembered the time Avenatti stipulated that he couldn't be called "creepy porn lawyer" as a pre-condition to appearing on Carlson's show. During his entire appearance a scroll at the bottom of the screen said "Michael Avennati--Creepy Porn Lawyer."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (sWM8x)

376 Durham did a shit job. You know how I know? Barr was super complimentary about the Durham performance. FFS.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (DcKNO)

377 "43 > That Stormy sketch has big Ecce Homo vibes.

I'll translate for those who don't speak Latin. "Ecce Homo" means behold the gay."


OK, I laughed.

Posted by: RS at June 02, 2022 02:45 PM (1XDfN)

378 *idea

Electronic judge's gravel. Battery powered. With solar cells that catch light from the court room.

Posted by: Elon Musk at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (KIc1y)

379
They could do reality TeeVee. Make bank.
Posted by: torabora
-------

Redux of Jim and Tammy Baker? Running mascara?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (Xnr/7)

380 Ilya Shapiro, who was with the Cato Institute and was placed on leave by Georgetown Law School because of some tweets about SpongeBrain ShitPants' affirmative action choice for S. Ct. back in January, just won the right to be employed at the school.

He's the author of Supreme Disorder, q book about what a clusterfuck our S. Ct. nomination process has become.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (ushDw)

381 And Republicans... Probably throw in blame on Trump too...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)
===

NRA FTW!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (WKPeU)

382 @354

>>"I see a breaking point coming".

What they need to do is buy a $60k EV, install a $40k solar roof, power wall and level 2 charger.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (GudYW)

383 Sitting here waiting for windshield repair and trying to get some work done. ESPN in the background. I feel dumber for having heard this crap.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (fo8mz)

384 350
Democrats want to blame Guns, not mental illness. Guns. Guns. Guns.

Posted by: Soothsayer



Understandable. So many Dems are mentally ill.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (4vi12)

385 >>Here is something not much discussed: Because Durham waited to indict Sussmann until the day before the statute of limitations, important evidence - like the text from Sussmann to Baker that he was coming with info and did not represent any client - was excluded, and the jury never saw it.


Wrong again.

It had nothing to do with the statute of limitations. It was because a Democrat judge ruled the information inadmissible.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

386 And Republicans... Probably throw in blame on Trump too...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

---------

Out: Ultra-MAGA.
In: Magnum-MAGA.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:47 PM (P7h5i)

387 Democrats want to blame Guns, not mental illness. Guns. Guns. Guns.

In a way, it makes sense. Because everything they do, everything they espouse, falls apart when confronted with simple basic human nature.

If you believe humans are mostly flawed, selfish, dangerous creatures - as I do - the question doesn't become "how do I remove their tools to do evil" as the Left wishes. The question also doesn't become "how do I find the good ones, and give them power" as the Right wishes.

Controlling the tools isn't the point. Controlling man also isn't the point, because those who wish to control are no better.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 02:48 PM (Tcpjc)

388 343 Say what you will, and you will, but Stormy Daniels was a different kind of hot in her day. Almost cartoon hot. Like a bunch of nerds got together and made the hottest of the hot, with the most exaggerated curves one could possibly imagine.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 02:40 PM (Tcpjc)


What would you little maniacs like to do next?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:48 PM (9otr5)

389 "It will be on the art thread tomorrow."

YES! PLEASE!
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 02, 2022 02:00 PM (qpX6U)

This artist sketch along with the Tom Brady court sketch.
Side by side panels.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 02, 2022 02:48 PM (Hswbs)

390 The Ghislaine Maxwell and Sussman trials were politically engineered to bury the lede.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (KIc1y)

391 Electronic judge's gravel. Battery powered. With solar cells that catch light from the court room.
Posted by: Elon Musk
------

40W plasma gavel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (FJCnW)

392 In: Magnum-MAGA.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:47 PM (P7h5i)



Sounds like an oversized condom.

"For the man with a python between his legs."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

393 So Biden sends some drone out, takes out some baby formula CEO.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (nCN7+)

394 Wrong again.

It had nothing to do with the statute of limitations. It was because a Democrat judge ruled the information inadmissible.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)


And why did he rule it inadmissable?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (9otr5)

395 Democratic Senator: Stop Blaming Mental Illness For Mass Shootings


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks




Because that is the actual problem, and they don't want to solve that, it doesn't help with the whole unarmed people can't prevent a dictatorship plan.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (lTGtQ)

396 We're at the point where we need to physically instead of metaphorically rub the left's nose in their own shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (BFigT)

397 Democrats want to blame Guns, not mental illness. Guns. Guns. Guns.Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 02:41 PM (rDSec)
It's not blaming, it's never letting a crisis go to waste. They want to remove the 2nd amendment, know that they can't do it the constitutional way, so they will use every emotionally upsetting event to take another bite.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (psS9c)

398 Guns are arguably more sentient than Joe Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (eGTCV)

399 40W plasma gavel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (FJCnW)



Just what you see, Pal.

Posted by: Jimmy's Judicial Supplies at June 02, 2022 02:50 PM (yQpMk)

400 #388
Like a Toon hot!

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:50 PM (KIc1y)

401 @376

>>Durham did a shit job.

After 3 years of "investigating" all Barr brought was a single count, ticky tack "lying to investigators" indictment.

It was preposterous and embarrassing.

As noted, the only utility is see coming from Durham and his efforts is as an ad-hoc, extra-governmental IG report.

And at the end of the day, he's still f**king around at literally the beginning of the Coup.

The Coup was so much bigger than Hillary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:50 PM (GudYW)

402 What would you little maniacs like to do next?

*golf clap*

A bizarre movie. But not the worst I've ever seen.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 02:50 PM (Tcpjc)

403 379 Redux of Jim and Tammy Baker? Running mascara?

running man > running mascara

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (v3pYe)

404 What about the money? Both Stormy's and Nike's?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

Does Avenatti have any assets that Stormy can seize? Nike can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (4yBSU)

405 Didn’t Joy Reid say yesterday that mental illness had NOTHING to do with the Texas shooting?

Making that statement tells me you have mental illness, Joy.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (DcKNO)

406 Are we still rehashing the Sussmann case ? That ship has sailed ....I mean sunk.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (4+wAL)

407 Democratic Senator: Stop Blaming Mental Illness For Mass Shootings


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Because mass killing of children and people you don't even know is a totally sane thing to do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (Y5qcH)

408 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

😂
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled

I don't get the part where there is an offense there

Posted by: TexasDan at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (z9npv)

409 396 We're at the point where we need to physically instead of metaphorically rub the left's nose in their own shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (BFigT)

June is Pride month. They're already doing that.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

410 >>And why did he rule it inadmissable?

Because he's a Democrat operative.

He ruled that a ton of information that Durham uncovered couldn't be used in the trial on technicalities having do with the single charge of lying to the FBI.

But the Epoch Times has the all of the documents that Durham got largely by breaking the attorney/client privilege and they have posted them. You can read them for yourself.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

411 Almost all the shooters have no Dad in their life and none go to church, synagogue, or mosque ...or even scientology bs.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:52 PM (KIc1y)

412 405 Didn’t Joy Reid say yesterday that mental illness had NOTHING to do with the Texas shooting?

Making that statement tells me you have mental illness, Joy.
Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (DcKNO)

=========

Making the mentally ill feel bad about themselves will lead them to killing themselves. They must be coddled forever because people like that will become perfectly acceptable members of society otherwise.

Also, fill them with drugs that mess with their brain chemistry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

413 What about the money? Both Stormy's and Nike's?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

I don't think he ever got money from Nike. Didn't Nike expose tis schister for what he is, by reporting him to the FBI and getting wiretaps?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 02:52 PM (psS9c)

414 405 Didn’t Joy Reid say yesterday that mental illness had NOTHING to do with the Texas shooting?

Making that statement tells me you have mental illness, Joy.
Posted by: Seems legit



She isn't mentally ill. She's just depraved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (4vi12)

415 From FoxNews:

Special counsel John Durham did not have the text message when the charge was filed in September 2021, flush up against the statute of limitations. Consequently, in March 2022, when he obtained a copy of the text from James Baker (the FBI's former general counsel who received the text from Sussmann), Durham could not go back to the grand jury to add a new charge or substantially change the indictment.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (9otr5)

416 Didn’t Joy Reid say yesterday that mental illness had NOTHING to do with the Texas shooting?


Did xhe? Did she suggest the not-crazy motive then?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

417 The Coup was so much bigger than Hillary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:50 PM (GudYW)
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Durham won't touch the government misconduct. That's the problem -- the DOJ / FBI and the other institutions are to be protected at all costs. Rotten to the core, in desperate need of reform, they will strangle any effort to reform them in its cradle.

Posted by: Revenant at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (UelxP)

418 Didn’t Joy Reid say yesterday that mental illness had NOTHING to do with the Texas shooting?

Making that statement tells me you have mental illness, Joy.
Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (DcKNO)

In other words the killer actually didn't have anything to do with the killing. Is that what Reid is saying? And so being in possession of a gun when the killing happened equals not guilty.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

419 @406

>>Are we still rehashing the Sussmann case ? That ship has sailed ....I mean sunk.

Shit, we rehash and relitigate arguments that were had fourteen years ago on this blog.

We'll be arguing about Durham in the camps.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (GudYW)

420 Theory:

Tom Cruise was right about the psychiatric industry.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

421 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

Every day that my bank account allows is Sloth and Gluttony day. I simply have to take breaks in the revelry now and then to refill the coffers. Then its more Sloth and Gluttony.

They're two of my favorite virtues. I wish the Ruling Class would partake more of them both. It would give them something better to do than trying to change the world.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (Tcpjc)

422 Now Avenatti knows how Stelter feels, when bending over and squealing.

So sad.

I am glad to see that Bill Maher being a asshole hasn't been sent down the memory hole.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (R0Tis)

423
We'll be arguing about Durham in the camps.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (GudYW)


This is true.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (9otr5)

424 #409

And Monkey Pox is going to be lit in June.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (KIc1y)

425 I get confused. Is Joy Reid a hag from The View?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)

426 Why are we glossing over the shooter’s proclivity to kill cats and keep them in a bag and his tranny tendencies?

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (DcKNO)

427 419 Shit, we rehash and relitigate arguments that were had fourteen years ago on this blog.

We'll be arguing about Durham in the camps.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (GudYW)

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There will be carrots in the chili in the camps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

428 406 Are we still rehashing the Sussmann case ? That ship has sailed ....I mean sunk.
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The FBI is so corrupt, they gave a DNC/Hillary operative pre-approval on their press releases regarding investigations of the DNC.

That seems worth noting to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (sWM8x)

429 "The Department of Education announced Wednesday that it will cancel $5.8 billion in student loan debt for 560,000 borrowers who attended the now-defunct network of for-profit schools known as Corinthian Colleges."

A billion here , a billion there.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (8yWvW)

430 Didn’t Joy Reid say yesterday that mental illness had NOTHING to do with the Texas shooting?

I thought she blamed whitey.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (nxdel)

431 427 419 Shit, we rehash and relitigate arguments that were had fourteen years ago on this blog.

We'll be arguing about Durham in the camps.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (GudYW)

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There will be carrots in the chili in the camps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Mighty bold of you to be assuming there will be food in the camps.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (b2nrj)

432
Out: Ultra-MAGA.
In: Magnum-MAGA.
Posted by: ShainS
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Please be advised that I have trademarked Ne Plus Ultra MAGA®'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (aex1q)

433 I get confused. Is Joy Reid a hag from The View?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)



No. That's Joy Behar. Reid is a black, racist cuunt on MSNBC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

434 He had it coming.

Posted by: creeper at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (cTCuP)

435 Theory:

Tom Cruise was right about the psychiatric industry.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

What's his contention?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (nByzo)

436 Tom Cruise was right about the psychiatric industry.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)


Yes, but no one wants to say that there is anything out of Scientology that is creditable.

Psychiatry and psychotherapy are bunk.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (9otr5)

437 Oh, wait, Bingle says' 'Sounding Block'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2022 02:33 PM (4E7Sa)


I was hoping it was "anvil"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (xhaym)

438 Totally OT but whoever writes the Fox news online headlines is a friggin' idiot. It's become one of the reasons I quit reading them.
Assholes

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (anj39)

439 >Are we still rehashing the Sussmann case ? That ship has sailed ....I mean sunk.

You haven't been here for the many refought civil war battles. From 1864. LOL. Gettysburg has been refought so many times here that the park is now a canyon.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (psS9c)

440 I might take up motorcycle riding again.
I was never happier than a nice day ride in the Sierras.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (KIc1y)

441 >>Durham did a shit job.
...........

The Coup was so much bigger than Hillary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:50 PM (GudYW)

====

Yep. And the charge against Sussman was a diversion anyway. He "lied" in a meeting full of "nod, nod, wink, wink" -- the point of the meeting was to allow the FBI to continue to abuse the FISA system.

What Durham was up to in charging Sussman was letting the FBI perps walk.

Posted by: jc at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (N1WXz)

442 I'm waiting for someone to plead not guilty to murder by reason of the gun did it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

443 Awww.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (TXJHT)

444 The carnies at the Indiana State Fair have more integrity than corporate media.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 02:57 PM (rJ48h)

445 436 Yes, but no one wants to say that there is anything out of Scientology that is creditable.

Psychiatry and psychotherapy are bunk.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (9otr5)

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Cruise wants to replace psychiatry with E-meter to measure our thetans, so his solutions aren't much better. However, the criticism still holds water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

446 Making the mentally ill feel bad about themselves will lead them to killing themselves. They must be coddled forever because people like that will become perfectly acceptable members of society otherwise.

Also, fill them with drugs that mess with their brain chemistry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
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Clinically Insane Feelings > Children's & Others' Lives on the Lefty Victim Totem Stack Hierarchy

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:57 PM (P7h5i)

447 We're at the point where we need to physically instead of metaphorically rub the left's nose in their own shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 02:49 PM (BFigT)

I have a bad feeling they will manipulate and push until they are oppressed (for real). A bit like the joker's plan to get captured, except oblivious and pointless.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 02:57 PM (44ww/)

448 I'm waiting for someone to plead not guilty to murder by reason of the gun did it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTC

The twinkies made the gun do it. I was just a bystander.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 02:57 PM (4+wAL)

449 >>> And Monkey Pox is going to be lit in June.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (KIc1y)


I don't know what the recipe is for a Flaming Monkey Pox but I bet it at least contains some 99 Bananas

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (YsjiM)

450 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: XXL MAGA at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (KIc1y)

451
Shit, we rehash and relitigate arguments that were had fourteen years ago on this blog.

We'll be arguing about Durham in the camps.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM


just don't mention The War of Northern Aggression

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (ENBF0)

452
Psychiatry and psychotherapy are bunk.


Mental issues are more prevalent certainly since the development of Psychiatry and psychotherapy, and I would be very interested in severity too - that isn't as obvious but I suspect the answer is worse there now.

But as a society we've lost the ability to use data to make decisions.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

453 Klavan made the joke that being cured by his therapist made him some kind of amazing oddity.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (44ww/)

454 This thread cannot morph into a discussion of Battlefield: Earth. No it cannot.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (PiwSw)

455 You cannot blame mental illness for shootings says the mentally ill legislator.

Posted by: jc at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (N1WXz)

456 just don't mention The War of Northern Aggression

The Confederacy would have won if the Union had longbows.

There I said it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

457 452 But as a society we've lost the ability to use data to make decisions.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

==========

You can prove anything with a billion data points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

458 23 That sketch makes Stormy look like ten miles of bad road.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 01:58 PM


Well, if the shoe fits.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (TXJHT)

459 @420: "Tom Cruise was right about the psychiatric industry."

Psychotropic drugs are a mixed bag, but I'd say Cruise was right in a skeptical "don't always trust the science" way. Too many doctors and patients see the drugs themselves as the cure rather than the therapeutical process itself. Doubly so when you're dealing with public school sanctioned therapists and borderline teenagers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (4NlP1)

460 442 I'm waiting for someone to plead not guilty to murder by reason of the gun did it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

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That defense would get them acquitted by a D.C. jury.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (P7h5i)

461
I'm waiting for someone to plead not guilty to murder by reason of the gun did it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM


that's what I've been saying!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (ENBF0)

462
I was hoping it was "anvil"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (xhaym)



!!!!!

Posted by: Wyle E. Coyote at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

463 Yes, but no one wants to say that there is anything out of Scientology that is creditable.
Psychiatry and psychotherapy are bunk.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (9otr5)


They are finding neurochemical elements in various mood and emotional problems, there are also a lot of functional adaptations for dealing with psychiatric issues. Not for major problems and not for serious defects, but for the usual dealing with unhappy lives, there are things that can be done.

Freud and the rest were speculating about a black box they couldn't see into and were using philosophy to diagnose. The problem is that t he est ablishment is committed to these things and does not like to find new things that might work better.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (xhaym)

464 >>The FBI is so corrupt, they gave a DNC/Hillary operative pre-approval on their press releases regarding investigations of the DNC.


The FBI is so corrupt they never actually looked at the DNC server that they claimed Russians hacked and instead relied on a report that was done by Crowdstrike and edited by Sussmann. That was the entire extent of their investigation.

The so called greatest investigative body on the planet never bothered to actually look at the evidence themselves.

The ship hasn't even left port yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

465 And what the hell is Stormy supposed to be wearing in that sketch? Overalls?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (0cjkI)

466 #448
All I had to do was say that the gun did it and ...poof...case went bye bye.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (KIc1y)

467 >>> I'm waiting for someone to plead not guilty to murder by reason of the gun did it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTCV)


Didn't the illegal in Cali who shot and killed the woman do that already? It worked too.

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (YsjiM)

468 There will be carrots in the chili in the camps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Mighty bold of you to be assuming there will be food in the camps.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (b2nrj)


One bean per convict only, Vaseli.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (anj39)

469 Happy to report: just got a 2-day ban from Steam Communities for saying "I'm holding out for Sloth and Gluttony Months."

😂
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled

I don't get the part where there is an offense there
==
They seem to be aware that this is a reference to the seven deadly sins, which Pride is one. And so understand that this is reference is to SIN in relation to the gheys. Which is a per se violation of the rules of non- judgmentalism when it comes to aberrant sexual behavior, but does not apply to trespassing on congressional grounds.

Posted by: The Suck shall be Biblical at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (kpx5h)

470 This thread cannot morph into a discussion of Battlefield: Earth. No it cannot.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 02:58 PM (PiwSw)


Can you believe that part where Barry Pepper's character gets a 1000-year old Harrier up and running?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2022 03:01 PM (ZSK0i)

471 You can prove anything with a billion data points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

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Or one narrative.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:01 PM (P7h5i)

472 Psychotropic drugs are a mixed bag, but I'd say Cruise was right in a skeptical "don't always trust the science" way. Too many doctors and patients see the drugs themselves as the cure rather than the therapeutical process itself. Doubly so when you're dealing with public school sanctioned therapists and borderline teenagers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (4NlP1)

It's not so much the "science" that is the problem so much as it is the humans, with their individual faults and agendas, helping, using the "science" as a shield for their patient/client abuse.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:01 PM (nByzo)

473 nood


professor bumbles

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 03:01 PM (YsjiM)

474 @435

>>What's his contention?

That SSRI's, other psychiatric medicine and pain pills are vastly over-prescribed and what is needed is a good cleaning of bad Thetan's so that a person can be Clear.

This also involves giving over most of your wealth to scientology and Eyes Wide Shut Parties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 03:02 PM (GudYW)

475 Diesel is $6.89 here

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

Most big trucks hold 200 gallons so if you fill one tanks worth that's $689.00. If you make 10 miles/gal that comes out to cost of fuel at almost 0.70c/mile. I never got 10 miles/gal unless empty or bobtailing but that was a long time ago. Maybe new trucks can do better.

Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2022 03:02 PM (AmoqO)

476 The ship hasn't even left port yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Okay what's up next for Durham?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:02 PM (4+wAL)

477 We'll be arguing about Durham in the camps.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 02:53 PM (GudYW)


Durham will get us out of these camps, you just wait! I know you want out of them on your own timeline, but you just don't understand how it works!

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 03:03 PM (9otr5)

478 >>What's his contention?

That SSRI's, other psychiatric medicine and pain pills are vastly over-prescribed and what is needed is a good cleaning of bad Thetan's so that a person can be Clear.

This also involves giving over most of your wealth to scientology and Eyes Wide Shut Parties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 03:02 PM (GudYW)

Yes on the first contention. Batshit crazy on the succeeding contentions and conclusion.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:03 PM (nByzo)

479 You can prove anything with a billion data points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

Everything is statistically significant with enough data (part of why it's not a great metric, the component values are reasonably interpretable, but when combined into test values aren't really comparable to one another).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:03 PM (b2nrj)

480 I guess he figured 4 years in prison was better than fucking her the other way.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (ufFY8)

481 I am glad to see that Bill Maher being a asshole hasn't been sent down the memory hole.
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Yeah, I'm not impressed with the newfound conservative respect for Maher either.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (yikp0)

482 And what the hell is Stormy supposed to be wearing in that sketch? Overalls?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2022 02:59 PM (0cjkI)

The sketch is to make sure no one on the planet misses her giant inflated boobs that are deflating with age. Every picture or video I've seen of her she looks like she is about to topple over. She needs a walker with a elevated shelf for them to rest on.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (psS9c)

483 >>Okay what's up next for Durham?

On the schedule? The trial of the dossier source Igor Danchenko.

But there will be more.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (ZLI7S)

484 475 The apartment manager, retired owner operator, had a couple flat nosed Internationals. He said on a good day, 8MPG loaded light.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (lz5hY)

485 just don't mention The War of Northern Aggression.

And that's a big, big part of the problem.

We should re-fight The War of Northern Aggression, every day, in a rhetorical sense. Because it has everything that's important. If or when the Federal Government should over-rule the States. The notion of unintended consequences. The road to Hell being paved with good intentions. When is a ruler a hero or a tyrant.

How you fall on these topics is important. Instead, we choose to ignore them. Why ? To bullshit ourselves that we're one big, happy family that agrees.

We do not agree. We don't agree on things as basic as the relationship between citizen and state. We don't agree on if, when, or how a sub-collective should be able to peacefully leave the political body and assert their own freedom.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (Tcpjc)

486 On the schedule? The trial of the dossier source Igor Danchenko.

But there will be more.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (ZLI7S)

He's Russian so guilty.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:06 PM (4+wAL)

487 456 just don't mention The War of Northern Aggression

The Confederacy would have won if the Union had longbows.

There I said it.
Posted by: 18-1
___________________

And if they'd had Mary Ann instead of Ginger.

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at June 02, 2022 03:06 PM (9vQJW)

488
407 Democratic Senator: Stop Blaming Mental Illness For Mass Shootings


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Because mass killing of children and people you don't even know is a totally sane thing to do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 02:51 PM (Y5qcH)

I agree with stopping the call of mental illness. These murderers are only acting on what they've been taught at home and in schools.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (Qhnrt)

489 So Joe is gonna issue an EO repealing the 2nd amendment. Wouldn't put it past him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Let's hope so. It was overreach on vax mandates that lead to courts slapping the government down

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (uvFkq)

490 Nood

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (9vQJW)

491 Wow. My computer is not exactly speedy today.

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (9vQJW)

492 @481: "... newfound conservative respect for Maher either."

Maher has always been a '90s type libertarian meaning marijuana decriminalization and legal gay marriage above all, but with a double scoop of contempt for religion on top. The latter has gotten him in trouble with progressives who lump Christianity in with white supremacy and demand unquestioning respect for all other religions instead; enemy of my enemy vibes there. It's great that he's calling out all the young woke buzzkills, but only 'cause they've replaced the '80s Religious Right in his worldview. If evangelical nanny types were still a threat to pop culture, then he wouldn't be saying half as much about Church Ladies on the left.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (4NlP1)

493 394 Wrong again.

It had nothing to do with the statute of limitations. It was because a Democrat judge ruled the information inadmissible.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

And why did he rule it inadmissable?
Posted by: blaster

IIRC, it was because Baker found it after Sussman was first charged and Durham discovered it, the evidence was found after the charge and ruled inadmissable. Yes it was additional evidence (and my layman thinks it should have been added just because of extra proof piling on what Durham already had), but it was some shitcraptic excuse like that.

So Baker's action can now be said to have led to Sussman's aquital (his friend conviently).

Posted by: Scott_T at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (2waQ7)

494 Psychiatry and psychotherapy are bunk.
Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 02:55 PM (9otr5)

And Scientology is just an opposing flavor of bunk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (BNwff)

495 So Baker's action can now be said to have led to Sussman's aquital (his friend conviently).
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and the FBI gets to say Sussman mislead us see see instead of having "agency" and being responsible for its own role in furthering sedition.

even more conveniently

these things are not happenstance

Posted by: The Suck shall be Biblical at June 02, 2022 03:28 PM (ACaz0)

496 Just so we're clear ... the cost of attempting to extort $25 million from a multi-national corporation is 2.5 years.

The cost to stealing $350,000 from a whore is 4 years.

And we wonder why Jeff Epstein didn't kill himself.

We live in a clown country.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (FuOUg)

497 I'm glad this isn't Twitter, because here I can say that I hope Avenatti gets ass-raped daily. And by guys with giant, John Holmes-sized cocks.

Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at June 02, 2022 04:32 PM (0hHNz)

498 https://tinyurl.com/57u84f59
"NY lawyers plead guilty in Molotov cocktail case; shorter sentences likely"

Just wait till they get off with their time already served via home confinement - the firebombing was 24 months ago

Posted by: israel at June 02, 2022 04:58 PM (4+8iF)

499 'I hope he's branded The Belle of Cell Block B.'

More like 'The Belle of Cell Cock B.'

Posted by: DAVID SMITH at June 02, 2022 05:20 PM (P7KLn)

500 I didn't realize that Modigliani was a court artist.

Posted by: Miley the duchess at June 02, 2022 05:21 PM (Mzdiz)

501 CNN's troubles are just starting to get worst for them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 02, 2022 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

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