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Leftist Jagoff Ethan Klein Urges His Millions of Listeners to "Bomb" the NRA Convention;
YouTube Responds By Giving Him a Rinky-Dink One Week Suspension

The real privilege: Leftwing privilege.

Ethan Klein, a left-wing YouTuber, was suspended by the Google-owned platform on Friday after telling viewers to bomb the NRA meeting, a comment that was immediately followed by the YouTuber walking it back and calling it a "joke."

...

"So there was a big protest outside the NRA meeting, which was good. Do we have any insight into what they are actually talking about there at the NRA meeting, that's today, in Texas? Someone should bomb that building."

Amid nervous laughter from Klein's co-hosts, the YouTuber then tried to walk the comment back.

Ethan Klein is one of YouTube's Protected Class and a favorite of YouTube's CEO Susan Wojcicki. Klein got a one-week suspension -- a slap on the wrist -- for a no-kidding no-ambiguity urging to bomb a public place, the sort of thing that would get an unprotected YouTuber, and anyone associated with the right, banned for life.


KEEM
@KEEMSTAR

Why was LeafyisHere 5 mill sub YouTube channel banned for bullying but Ethan Klein calls for a terrorist attack on US soil & only gets a YouTube strike?

SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT!


Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTV

I don't support deplatforming. Yes I am certain Ethan wasn't serious. But Twitter and Youtube bannings are like when a kid with a rich daddy kills a family during a DUI and only gets probation, but some random guy gets 2 years for 10g of weed. We all notice and we all know why.

Be right wing and make videos criticizing anyone and you are already walking on thin ice. The hammer could come down any day.

But be trans and left wing and you can literally threaten to minecraft Twitch HQ and still get your channel back.

We notice this stuff.


Posted by: Ace at 04:05 PM




Comments

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1 SNARF!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 31, 2022 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

2 Nice of the Left to remind everyone that bombs are also a thing.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:05 PM (MpjgK)

3 White privledge!

Posted by: Bete at May 31, 2022 04:06 PM (F9322)

4 We need common-sense lefist control.
Ethan Klein didn't exist when the First Amendment was written. The Founding Fathers never had someone like him in mind.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 04:06 PM (BJKQV)

5 Is this the guy who was getting targeted because of anti-gay things he said years ago?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

6 Daddy issues. Mommy issues. No, really.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (glGDV)

7 And by the way - by recommending bombs, they think they're not being "hypocrites". And that's the worst part of these mass killings. The hypocrisy.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (ES7WK)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I'm shocked

No, really. Shocked

Posted by: Zeera at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (SwezR)

10 It won't be long before the leftists actually start throwing bombs again just like they did in the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (bVYXr)

11 I have never understood and do not understand to this day who Ethan Klein is, why he's famous, and why anyone pays attention to him.

Feel free to substitute any number of YouTube and Twitch weirdos for "Ethan Klein," by the way.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (LS6i5)

12 At least he didn't repeat any Covid Disinformations.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:07 PM (CLGrc)

13 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (k6jXd)

14 But Twitter and Youtube bannings are like when a kid with a rich daddy kills a family during a DUI and only gets probation, but some random guy gets 2 years for 10g of weed. We all notice and we all know why.
++++
Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (5zVb8)

15 So calling for mass murder gets you a Timeout.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (Vr12I)

16 It's a rigged system.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (E0NVW)

17 Is Ethan the pedo Leftist or the rapist Leftist?
I can't remember which but he's gay and retarded.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (XvPQV)

18 These people owe Ace money when they get the clicks.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (glGDV)

19 Ethan Klein is so lame. Any random homeless person could do what he does.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (qpX6U)

20 >>>The Founding Fathers never had someone like him in mind.

Certainly not, since the words "useless man-child" do not appear anywhere in that venerated document.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (HmZuC)

21 >>I have never understood and do not understand to this day who Ethan Klein is


He is the reason you don't eat soy.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (CLGrc)

22 Fuck YouTube.

Fuck Twatter.

Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

23 19 Ethan Klein is so lame. Any random homeless person could do what he does.
Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (qpX6U)

========

"...Hey..."
-Tim Pool

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

24 As I mentioned on the last thread, when fairness and justice are lost, everything will come tumbling down. We're not too far from repurposing the street lights.

Posted by: jwest at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (/BlEx)

25 Isn't Count Dancula the guy with the Hitler Salute Dog?

If so, that dude is hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (CLGrc)

26 I never did see the Wet Leg band

Posted by: Squid at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (vwnAA)

27 Ethan Klein is one of YouTube's Protected Class and a favorite of YouTube's CEO Susan Wojcicki. Klein got a one-week suspension -- a slap on the wrist -- for a no-kidding no-ambiguity urging to bomb a public place, the sort of thing that would get an unprotected YouTuber, and anyone associated with the right, banned for life.
++++
It's astonishing that he even got that big a response. They usually just completely ignore direct calls for violence against the hoarders and wreckers. They're trying to pretend to care for some reason.

But remember, it was also this year that the social media firms decided that advocating for violence against certain groups was okay when Facebook decided that calling for piles of dead Russians was perfectly acceptable. The list of acceptable targets will do nothing but grow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (5zVb8)

28 19 Ethan Klein is so lame. Any random homeless person could do what he does.


homeless people at least have "street smarts"

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (w0NJk)

29 It won't be long before the leftists actually start throwing bombs again just like they did in the 60s and 70s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)

I'd rather not relive childhood in my golden years.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (E0NVW)

30 21 >>I have never understood and do not understand to this day who Ethan Klein is


He is the reason you don't eat soy.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (CLGrc)

Or truck stop dick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (XvPQV)

31 Ethan Klein is scum. Scum will be scum -- and those who shield scum from the consequences of their scummery will be held to account.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (z/nZY)

32 Wow! One whole week; they are super cereal.

Posted by: MJR at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (H+2W3)

33 I dropped a blumpkin at work this morning. Fortuneatley, it was early and no one noticed. Does this make a bad person?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (4eKPg)

34 Is there a word for someone gaining notoriety explicitly by professing leftard ideas, because there is otherwise nothing noteworthy about them? Which is practically every one of these boring dummies?

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (ES7WK)

35 YouTube is at least as bad as Twitter.

I had a five minute video (made by someone else) of a bunch of different news clips from the 1988 presidential election campaign, discussing what a fvcking liar Biden was.

Somebody claimed it was "copyright infringement," and YouTube pulled it down. I contested it, claiming fair use, and they blew me off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (XIJ/X)

36 Is Ethan the pedo Leftist or the rapist Leftist?
I can't remember which but he's gay and retarded.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (XvPQV)
++++
Pedos, if they ever act on it, are rapists by definition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (5zVb8)

37 ""...Hey..."
-Tim Pool"

That's why Tim Pool keeps Ian on the show. Everything Ian knows is wrong. Stupid hippie.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (qpX6U)

38 "It's Not the Gun" - Winsome Sears Lays Out the Facts Liberals Ignore
Rumble video-

https://tinyurl.com/544hy7e8

Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (NpAcC)

39 It's weird how these anti-gun people tend to have violent fantasies about people getting shot and blown up. It's almost like they're not actually against guns, they're just against' people they don't like owning guns.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA and Losing Patience at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (5+h3r)

40 Remember when Crowder was banned because he went out to addresses in Nevada that didn't exist but were on voter registration forms?

Good times...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

41 Second look at Timothy McVeigh?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (Qhnrt)

42 16 It's a rigged system.
Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM (E0NVW)


This, this, this is the point. We cannot win playing their game. They are the House now, and the rules are House Rules. Only one way to win.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (Vr12I)

43 Funny how the left gets away with real calls to violence and violence with absolutely zero consequences.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (WKPeU)

44 As I mentioned on the last thread, when fairness and justice are lost, everything will come tumbling down. We're not too far from repurposing the street lights.

Posted by: jwest at May 31, 2022 04:09 PM (/BlEx)

Punchlines to a joke.

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (AwYPR)

45 "You boosted a record and you looped it, you looped it."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)

46 >>I dropped a blumpkin at work this morning.


That's only part of the recipe, I think?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (CLGrc)

47 Willowed:
Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (jTmQV)

48
So... now it's "gun group bad, bomb group good?" OK.

Second look at the Current Thing?

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (FIJ+3)

49 Is there a word for someone gaining notoriety explicitly by professing leftard ideas, because there is otherwise nothing noteworthy about them? ...
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (ES7WK)
++++
"NeverTrump"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (5zVb8)

50 39 It's weird how these anti-gun people tend to have violent fantasies about people getting shot and blown up. It's almost like they're not actually against guns, they're just against' people they don't like owning guns.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA and Losing Patience at May 31, 2022 04:10 PM (5+h3r)

=========

"I know I can't be responsible with a gun, and I'm the most reasonable, logical, and wonderful person I know. Everyone else must be so much worse."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

51 Everyone talks like they are ready for the two way range, till they find themselves on a two way range...

Posted by: Inogame at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (53oGX)

52 >>Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86


Was Hunter Biden riding shotgun?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (CLGrc)

53 Ah, there's MUMR

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (XvPQV)

54 Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.


holy sheep was he Hunter's groomer?!?!?

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (w0NJk)

55 Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.

Hunter is an influencer!

Posted by: Squid at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (vwnAA)

56 52 >>Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86


Was Hunter Biden riding shotgun?
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (CLGrc)

=========

Hunter is a trendsetter. Don't hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

57 I had to cancel a popular YouTuber this weekend. He nuked his video this AM. It's a great story, and I wish I could tell it to you. Maybe someday.

Posted by: gp at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (qpX6U)

58 IF ANY 2A RIGHTS ARE CUTAILED BY THEIR SENATE BRETHEREN THEY WILL NOT GET OUR VOTE.
-
Risible. The GOP will have 99% of the base's vote no matter what they do.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (FIJ+3)

59 Yes; Because the NRA is totally responsible for some psychopath who tortured and killed cats and touted them around in a bag, just like the NRA is responsible for the fact his mother was a druggie and his father (whom he hadn't seen for years) both had criminal records. Cat and kid killer was totally on the NRAs payroll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (Ai5Zp)

60 >>I dropped a blumpkin at work this morning. Fortuneatley, it was early and no one noticed. Does this make a bad person?

Pretty sure at least one person noticed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2022 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

61 57 I had to cancel a popular YouTuber this weekend. He nuked his video this AM. It's a great story, and I wish I could tell it to you. Maybe someday.
Posted by: gp at May 31, 2022 04:13 PM (qpX6U)

=========

Great story, bro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

62 Fat, lard ass Ethan would shit his pants if you tossed him an inert grenade.

So make sure you toss him a live one after the pin has been pulled.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2022 04:14 PM (RQN3O)

63 Willowed:
Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (jTmQV)

Well, well, well.

Smells like a set up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:14 PM (Mf7Vh)

64 like they did in the 60s and 70s.

Lefty scrunt had bomb under car seat, but it splodey before they reached target. She lived, but it blew her ass off.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 31, 2022 04:14 PM (bKoeu)

65 41 Second look at Timothy McVeigh?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (Qhnrt)

Glowie?

Posted by: Inogame at May 31, 2022 04:14 PM (53oGX)

66 Statements like that, this guy is bucking for a position on the Chicago Board of Education.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 31, 2022 04:15 PM (pSotA)

67 Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86
Posted by: gourmand

His supplier likes expensive ice cream.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 31, 2022 04:15 PM (JzBU4)

68 Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:11 PM (jTmQV)
++++
Let's assume the report is true. If the report is true, it leaves me with two questions:
1. Is the allegation true? He's an elite so the illegal pron wouldn't surprise me, but crack would surprise me. The did is *ancient.* There aren't too many elderly crackheads.
2. Why now? This is one of the reasons I suspect the new charges leading to re-arrest *might* be made up or unreasonably amplified. Pelosi's finished. She's old, she's a crook and she's in the wrong faction. Maybe striking while the iron is hot to make sure she doesn't try to hang on?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:15 PM (5zVb8)

69 Do we have any insight into what they are actually talking about there at the NRA meeting, that's today, in Texas?

I guess you could have bought a ticket if you were very interested.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 31, 2022 04:15 PM (yXa1C)

70 Paul Pelosi was probably just doing tests on that pipe to make sure they were safe to give away to crack heads.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (CLGrc)

71 This is the same fat pig that agreed to debate COVID regulations with Steven Crowder, but at the last moment, substituted a leftwing clinician in his place. Crowder still won the debate, but what a pathetic bitch.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (TSp48)

72 When John Edwards talked about two Americas, he was bragging.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)

73 > Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.

I wonder if this is the local PD's shot across Pelosi's bow? She's well known to absolutely DESTROY the career of any little person who crosses her. Maybe this department isn't willing to sacrifice the career of this particular officer and is telling her, "Hey, scrunt, we will release more details on your crooked husband if you don't back off."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (kDGvA)

74 47 Willowed:
Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.


doubtless just doing research

Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (sGtp+)

75 51 Everyone talks like they are ready for the two way range, till they find themselves on a two way range...
Posted by: Inogame at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (53oGX)

Heh. Truth.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (Qhnrt)

76 70 Paul Pelosi was probably just doing tests on that pipe to make sure they were safe to give away to crack heads.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (CLGrc)

========

Give that man a humanitarian award with at least a cash prize of $1 million to go along with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

77 1. Is the allegation true? He's an elite so the illegal pron wouldn't surprise me, but crack would surprise me. The did is *ancient.* There aren't too many elderly crackheads.


who is the scion of Pelosi who is buds with Hunt tho? the son? maybe he borrows the car and left his pipe in there

the CP is just the way our Elites roll nowadays

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (w0NJk)

78 Keeping score for the after game party.

Posted by: Omega Man at May 31, 2022 04:16 PM (WmGrA)

79 "NeverTrump"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM (5zVb

Good one.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:17 PM (MP9/9)

80 "California Highway Patrol Officer and the FBI stated the investigation is ongoing and both Pelosi and his wife Nancy could be facing more charges. There has long been speculation the Pelosi’s are tied to international sex trafficking rings."
===

Want to bet this goes places? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 31, 2022 04:17 PM (WKPeU)

81 According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86
Posted by: gourmand du jour


Hey, fuckwad
"Vancouver Times is the most trusted source for satire on the West Coast. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2022 04:17 PM (IEa8U)

82 I doubt the crack pipe or kiddie porn is true.The Long Knives have come out for the Pelosis'. If they want to get somebody, anybody, they get got. Something for all to take notice of.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (Vr12I)

83 lol OH

"Vancouver Times is the most trusted source for satire on the West Coast. "


never mind! /emilyLitellaVoice

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (w0NJk)

84 Kevin Costner is going to lead the Calgary Stampede parade.
I'm not sure I care.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (VdGjU)

85 MRCTV
@mrctv
The Biden Admin is looking at "other Executive actions" on gun control.

https://tinyurl.com/4akhdsad

Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

86 >>the CP is just the way our Elites roll nowadays


Might just have been the Biden e-Christmas Card?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (CLGrc)

87 Hey, fuckwad
"Vancouver Times is the most trusted source for satire on the West Coast. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2022 04:17 PM (IEa8U)
++++
LOLOL. Bummer. Glad I questioned the premise...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (5zVb8)

88 > Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
-------

I'll treat it as true and await corroboration but yeah pizza gate is totally fake.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (MP9/9)

89 > There has long been speculation the Pelosi’s are tied to international sex trafficking rings.

Is this true?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (kDGvA)

90 Not to blow this off, but Ethan is barely surviving at this point, so this painful pandering to the remnants of his audience won't do much.

But he should be hung under the same criteria, absolutely. No passes there. You do the crime, you get the boot.

Posted by: Si vis pacem fac bellum at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (tfCQg)

91 87 Hey, fuckwad
"Vancouver Times is the most trusted source for satire on the West Coast. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2022 04:17 PM (IEa8U)
++++
LOLOL. Bummer. Glad I questioned the premise...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (5zVb

========

I made a funny. I think I'm good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

92 Darn. Fake news. I'll still treat it as true.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (MP9/9)

93 What's it say that everyone questioned the crack pipe but not the kiddie pron?

Posted by: Inogame at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (53oGX)

94 You know who else was just joking?

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (9vQJW)

95 The crack pipe and CP belonged to Pelosi's son, I'm guessing. The one who is on the board of a Ukranian company.

I have heard that a lot of the best board members are those with CP and crack pipes, that is why they make the big bucks.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (lTGtQ)

96 It's neat how the people who are anti gun are so pro bomb.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (c1p4Y)

97 Ah, satire.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:19 PM (kDGvA)

98 So, it's all bullshit then.Check.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (Vr12I)

99 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

100

Could that tub of fat protect himself at all? He's the douche who pulled that shit with Crowder, sandbagged an interview like a little bitch.

He really is an annoying twat. Just look at him, and that voice.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (5uVFH)

101 "Is the allegation true? He's an elite"

Mayor of DC is elite. Didn't he get busted thusly? Forgot name.

This Pelosi story is dynamite if true. Flaming skull.

Posted by: gp at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (qpX6U)

102 Hey, here's an idea, how about shitforbrains could reinstate drilling here with our own oil and gas.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (E0NVW)

103 I want to ask why an 82-year-old man would play with crack.
But what else does he have to fill his empty soul l.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (VdGjU)

104 The list of acceptable targets will do nothing but grow.
---
Leftist revolutions always eat their own first.

Why they think techno-facism is or will be any different is a testament to their stupidity and mal-education.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (pwLdr)

105 82 I doubt the crack pipe or kiddie porn is true.The Long Knives have come out for the Pelosis'. If they want to get somebody, anybody, they get got. Something for all to take notice of.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:18 PM (Vr12I)

Whether it's true or not, it needs to go viral. Time for the left to go on defense.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (Qhnrt)

106 You know who else YouTube protects? TheYoungTurks. They even have their own studio at YouTube. Even when a video came out of TYT hosts repeatedly saying the N-word, they remained blissfully un-banned.

In the meanwhile, Crowder's show got banned for citing the CDC on Covid.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (kDGvA)

107 Hey, here's an idea, how about shitforbrains could reinstate drilling here with our own oil and gas.
Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (E0NVW)
++++
That would violate a campaign promise. No can do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (5zVb8)

108 99 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Sounds French

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

109 What if, just hypothetically of course, I didn't want to blow a whole lung out of someone. Maybe, say, just a gall bladder or something. What caliber would I use for that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (Qy7kP)

110 Not for nothing but satire is supposed to be funny. Not just making shit up. That's the purview of the Real News.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (ccMh5)

111 There is only one county in DE which is deep blue. Below the canal is redder the further south you go.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (W3LD/)

112 Paul P. had a crack pipe in his wrecked Porsche and some c.p. on his phone.
According to Vancouver news.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86


Was Hunter Biden riding shotgun?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:12 PM


WTF? 82 and hitting the crack pipe and child pron?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (bVYXr)

113 One week suspension?

I'd have expected that they would have sent an extra million or so bots his way to boost clicks as a show of solidarity.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (flEW7)

114 I was also thinking the Vancouver Times could be a satire site.
All the other stories on the site seem legit.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (jTmQV)

115 Maybe we should try this in a DC court. Oh shit wait a second

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (OalnH)

116 >> I doubt the crack pipe or kiddie porn is true.T


It's My Truth.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (CLGrc)

117 If Libs of TikTok would have posted the video of that guy they would have been banned for months.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (8GBH4)

118 103 I want to ask why an 82-year-old man would play with crack.
But what else does he have to fill his empty soul


well, i was given to understand that he has access to a freezer full of ice cream...

Posted by: kulak anachronda needs some chocolate at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

119 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Think there used to be a wrestler called "One Man Gang".

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (AwYPR)

120 Not true. Satire. Nuts.

Posted by: gp at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (qpX6U)

121 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Sounds French
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

---------------

I don't get it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (Qy7kP)

122 108 99 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Sounds French
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

========

There will be berets and croissants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

123 What if, just hypothetically of course, I didn't want to blow a whole lung out of someone. Maybe, say, just a gall bladder or something. What caliber would I use for that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM


.380 should do it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (bVYXr)

124 99 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.


i was considering illuminaughty

Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

125 "Vancouver Times could be a satire site."

They have a 'satire' tab. Click it.

Posted by: gp at May 31, 2022 04:23 PM (qpX6U)

126 Suggest bombing the next BLM meeting on youtube and see if it gets a suspension or a permanent banning.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:23 PM (OalnH)

127 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Mine will be Hell's Grampas.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 31, 2022 04:23 PM (VdGjU)

128 nd child pron?
Posted by: Mister Scott

Just like Senator Teddy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 31, 2022 04:24 PM (JzBU4)

129 I want to ask why an 82-year-old man would play with crack.
But what else does he have to fill his empty soul


Nancy's vajayjay.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 04:24 PM (R/uuE)

130 Yes, the Nihilistic Satirists can dig it, mon frere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

131 Remember: the FBI put up geo-fences around DC on J6 and have arrested people for walking on the grass.

But they still have no leads on who placed the pipe bombs the night before .... the only actual deadly-intent act that occurred that day.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 04:24 PM (pwLdr)

132 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Sounds French
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

========

There will be berets and croissants.


*Views the entire affair with ennui.*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2022 04:24 PM (ZsR3z)

133 97 Ah, satire.
Posted by: bonhomme


This isn't satire, it is a "poison trap." (as opposed to honey trap.)

It is fake news meant to discredit real news. That is a Soviet tactic and thus one of the Left's favorite tricks. Also common in political campaigns. They throw out so much bullshit that it makes the real facts look sus.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (canVl)

134 Inciting for mass murder. Eh, he's just clowning around. Let's call it - satire!!! Yeah, that's it, just being satirical!!

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (Vr12I)

135 Is Ethan Klein and Cenk Unkgyer (however you spell that vile retard's name) related?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (sAmhv)

136 133 There will be berets and croissants.

*Views the entire affair with ennui.*
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2022 04:24 PM (ZsR3z)

========

*has sex with attractive French woman ironically*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

137 "I want to ask why an 82-year-old man would play with crack."

Who's playing, you little whippersnapper, dagnabit?

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (qpX6U)

138 > RED FLAG LAWS. UNCONSTITUTIONAL ON MANY LEVELS. DISCUSS.

My panties just got soaked.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (kDGvA)

139 Caught Bill O'Reilly on the radio begging for more Red Flag Laws.


You know...for the Folks.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (CLGrc)

140 MRCTV
@mrctv
The Biden Admin is looking at "other Executive actions" on gun control.

*

It's a kooky konspiracy theory to think that the same folks who were comfortable killing hundreds of thousands of elderly people in order to remove Trump from office would kill a classroom of little kids to remove firearms from private hands soon after.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 31, 2022 04:26 PM (rjyzh)

141 118 103 I want to ask why an 82-year-old man would play with crack.
But what else does he have to fill his empty soul

well, i was given to understand that he has access to a freezer full of ice cream...
Posted by: kulak anachronda needs some chocolate at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (sGtp+)


Is that code for Nancy Pelosi's puffy scamper?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2022 04:26 PM (xHlHd)

142 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Mine will be Hell's Grampas.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Hell's Grampas - Ibuprofen Chapter

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 04:26 PM (R/uuE)

143 hmm. i see over at freerepublic that scientists have determined that a buildup of haze from uranus makes it look less blue.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 31, 2022 04:26 PM (sGtp+)

144 Think there used to be a wrestler called "One Man Gang".

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2022 04:22 PM (AwYPR)
---
They/them

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (OaZlZ)

145 > Mine will be Hell's Grampas.

Satan's Septuagenarians

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (kDGvA)

146 The actual quote is: "Are you better off than you were four years ago?"

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (T4/7Y)

147 89 > There has long been speculation the Pelosi’s are tied to international sex trafficking rings.

Is this true?

Posted by: bonhomme
-------------
Yes. Basically, those that speculate argue it is one of the reasons that Pelosi has opposed border security historically as it would interfere with human and sex trafficking. Some argue that she has accepted cartel money carefully laundered to her leadership pacs.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (Iq9dF)

148 143 hmm. i see over at freerepublic that scientists have determined that a buildup of haze from uranus makes it look less blue.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 31, 2022 04:26 PM (sGtp+)

Taco Bell was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (Vr12I)

149 They have a satire tab, but I don't see the story there...
Could be a stunt.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (jTmQV)

150 You know, I am not even sure who ethan klein is. I immediately confused him with ethan ralph (fat fucktard) when I heard his name brought up. I barely know who ralph is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (08ncd)

151 And all these social media sites swear and clam they are not biased. I do not use any of them.

Posted by: vic at May 31, 2022 04:28 PM (mZwKe)

152 > i see over at freerepublic that scientists have determined that a buildup of haze from uranus makes it look less blue.

More greenish-brown?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:28 PM (kDGvA)

153 *has sex with attractive French woman ironically*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

Worked for a French co., lot's of French ex-pats...could sometimes be....aromatique.

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2022 04:28 PM (AwYPR)

154 "California Highway Patrol Officer and the FBI stated the investigation is ongoing and both Pelosi and his wife Nancy could be facing more charges. There has long been speculation the Pelosi’s are tied to international sex trafficking rings."


All conspiracies are 6-7 newz cycles ahead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2022 04:29 PM (sAmhv)

155 Some argue that she has accepted cartel money carefully laundered to her leadership pacs.

Posted by: whig


I'd say that's nonsense until we know who "some" are, but that's not the way this works now. That's not how any of this works. Not my rules, but since those are the rules, I'll allow it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2022 04:29 PM (ZsR3z)

156 127 I'm thinking of starting a gang.

Our name will be the Nihilistic Satirists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Mine will be Hell's Grampas.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 31, 2022 04:23 PM (VdGjU)

MAGA Demons - Old Fart Division.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:29 PM (Qhnrt)

157 150 You know, I am not even sure who ethan klein is. I immediately confused him with ethan ralph (fat fucktard) when I heard his name brought up. I barely know who ralph is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 04:27 PM (08ncd)

All anybody needs to know about Ethan Ralph (the Gunt) is that he's the only dumb fat fucker who went to Portugal, twice, and also got his ass kicked there, twice.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2022 04:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

158 152 > i see over at freerepublic that scientists have determined that a buildup of haze from uranus makes it look less blue.

More greenish-brown?
Posted by: bonhomme at Ma

Is this about me?

Posted by: Hope solo's brown eye at May 31, 2022 04:30 PM (xHlHd)

159 I thought I was the only person left still surfing freerepublic.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:30 PM (qpX6U)

160 85 MRCTV
@mrctv
The Biden Admin is looking at "other Executive actions" on gun control.

https://tinyurl.com/4akhdsad
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 0

I always wonder if they are shorting or buying gun stocks at the same time they are screaming for legislation.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2022 04:30 PM (sK7nj)

161 You know, I am not even sure who ethan klein is.

He was the guy in A Fish Called Wanda. He's also doing the nasty with Phoebe Cates. Either that, or he's the guy with a nice line of furniture.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2022 04:30 PM (ZsR3z)

162 End game of red flag laws

1. No crazy people may own a gun
2. Anyone who wants a gun is crazy

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH)

163 So, how many demands have there been for Biden to denounce ol' Ethan's statement?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (+lVUW)

164 Human trafficking is a very lucrative business and for some reason there is no investigation in spite of having victims, customers, and routes plotted. And for some reason about the only thing that funding can be found for are stickers the various agencies put in hotel rooms providing numbers for local LE.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (xhaym)

165 I have not perused FR in many years. Never got a good angle on them.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (Vr12I)

166 In uplifting news, I had a pleasant weekend with the family. We spent some time at the zoo and my kid happily watched the otters for a solid ten minutes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (kDGvA)

167 166 In uplifting news, I had a pleasant weekend with the family. We spent some time at the zoo and my kid happily watched the otters for a solid ten minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (kDGvA)

I imagine that was educational.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:32 PM (Vr12I)

168 How do we know if Ethan Klein and Cenk Whatever aren't the same person?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2022 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

169 164 Human trafficking is a very lucrative business and for some reason there is no investigation in spite of having victims, customers, and routes plotted. And for some reason about the only thing that funding can be found for are stickers the various agencies put in hotel rooms providing numbers for local LE.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (xhaym)

The hotels are in on it too. There are several lawsuits on the matter, suing hotel chains for looking the other way.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:33 PM (OalnH)

170 167 166 In uplifting news, I had a pleasant weekend with the family. We spent some time at the zoo and my kid happily watched the otters for a solid ten minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (kDGvA)

I imagine that was educational.


situation awareness is important. keeps them from surprising you.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 31, 2022 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

171 Japan definitely has a problem with dating, marriage and children, but it isn't American-style feminism that has brought them there. It might be a western mind-virus, just not our mind-virus.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2022 04:33 PM (44ww/)

172 So, how many demands have there been for Biden to denounce ol' Ethan's statement?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (+lVUW)
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Lol. The Denounce On Demand game isn't one the media makes non-conservatives play.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (OaZlZ)

173 162 End game of red flag laws

1. No crazy people may own a gun
2. Anyone who wants a gun is crazy
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH

Glad I got all my gun and ammo purchasing done before that unfortunate boating accident.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (Qhnrt)

174 Holy shit. I just read Naomi Wolf’s piece on frontpage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (Mf7Vh)

175 Feel good story of the day?

Graduating HS senior signs National Letter of Intent:

https://is.gd/WrLlpq

Smart kid, if you ask me.

Posted by: Bert G at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (NtOm1)

176 We spent some time at the zoo and my kid happily watched the otters for a solid ten minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (kDGvA)

I imagine that was educational.

situation awareness is important. keeps them from surprising you.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 31, 2022 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

Who's on watch the other 50 minutes?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (nByzo)

177 In all seriousness. A decade ago when my daughter was like 12 she showed me kliens YouTube channel. How in the hell do these people make money doing this shit? It just cranky people cranking at a camera. Zero information. It's just sad.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (xHlHd)

178 Essentially, a 'Red Flag' law, also known as a yellow flag law, is a law intended to regulate firearm ownership and availability. This legislation allows police or family members to ask for a state court to order the temporary removal of weapons from someone, who may be deemed a danger to others or themselves.


The gun owner does not even get his day in court. And the cases I have seen temporary means forever unless the owner hires a lawyer and sues the police to get them back.

And yes, they are unconstitutional as Hell.

Posted by: vic at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (mZwKe)

179 147 89 > There has long been speculation the Pelosi’s are tied to international sex trafficking rings.

Is this true?

Posted by: bonhomme

BTW, look up Pelosi's brother and his criminal behavior in Baltimore back in the day. Gang rape of two girls, 11 and 13, were some of the charges--it was released in the 284 pg FBI Vault report about the Pelosi family. https://tinyurl.com/ms7d7tpj to website with brother story with FBI Vault link. Oh, and family was fully comfortable with the mob back in the day. Direct FBI link to 284 pg report on father and family here at https://tinyurl.com/2fb4z38x

Apparently, Pelosi's husband caused his own brother to die in an earlier car accident 65 years ago. Nice family.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (Iq9dF)

180 Ethen Klein's wife has the 1000-yard stare.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (44ww/)

181 174 Holy shit. I just read Naomi Wolf’s piece on frontpage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (Mf7Vh)

She is doing pretty good work for a Leftist.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (Vr12I)

182 16 It's a rigged system.
Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2022 04:08 PM


You've just noticed?
Our job is easier than we thought.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (lgLIO)

183 Oh come on now, it's not like he threatened real people. It was a joke aimed at subhuman scum. So it only warrants a brief time out.

Posted by: Youtube Governance Board at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (zL564)

184 Hey, it's not like he said "pussy."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 31, 2022 04:36 PM (M84o6)

185 2Asurvived by a 5-4 scotus vote in 2008. Some day in the future it will be 5-4 the other way. It’s not a matter of if but when.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:36 PM (OalnH)

186 Can I bet $20 he still is on Twitter?

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 31, 2022 04:36 PM (E3KQj)

187 Elon Musk is now outlaunching rockets into space more often than ANY country, with China sad sacking at #2.

I hope SpaceX gets so successful that Elon, already the richest person in the world, can buy Youtube and Farcebook.

I'd particularly like to have video of Elon bending Fuckerburg over a table and giving him a royal rogering, just on general principles. His face might break from robot to otter surprise, and that's a good thing.

Or I'd buy that for a dollar. I'm reluctant to mention that I might even go over a buck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 04:36 PM (F0YaR)

188 181 174 Holy shit. I just read Naomi Wolf’s piece on frontpage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (Mf7Vh)

She is doing pretty good work for a Leftist.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (Vr12I)

Truly frightening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (Mf7Vh)

189 Glad I got all my gun and ammo purchasing done before that unfortunate boating accident.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (Qhnrt)

Remember the early Obama years? When you couldn't touch an AR for <$800...if you could find one?...good times.

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (AwYPR)

190 171 Japan definitely has a problem with dating, marriage and children, but it isn't American-style feminism that has brought them there. It might be a western mind-virus, just not our mind-virus.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2022 04:33 PM (44ww/)

========

If I had to hazard an uneducated guess, it's that they are caught between the Western modern world and the shame based culture that is embedded deeply in Japan that extends well into sex in the real world.

Their media can provide them any kink they can imagine, but approaching a girl for a romantic entanglement isn't an ideal. Sex is encouraged in any form, but intimate love is something to be avoided on a certain level. This creates young men who end up pursuing sex without the ability to connect with women on an emotional level.

That's my guess, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

191 Human trafficking is a very lucrative business and for some reason there is no investigation in spite of having victims, customers, and routes plotted. And for some reason about the only thing that funding can be found for are stickers the various agencies put in hotel rooms providing numbers for local LE.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2022 04:31 PM (xhaym)

Apologies if you were responding to this. The DHS and other agencies in a coordinated operation just recovered 70 missing children in West Texas and Dallas area.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (4+wAL)

192 How in the hell do these people make money doing this shit? It just cranky people cranking at a camera. Zero information. It's just sad.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
--------------------
Answer is that google is probably subsidizing them with false hits and ghost accounts. They do the opposite for conservatives--take away hits and followers in order to demonetarize ytube for them. Then there are the outright bans and suspensions.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (Iq9dF)

193 One other thing, how about a pissed off x-wife as a family member issuing a complaint.

Posted by: vic at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (mZwKe)

194 Holy shit. I just read Naomi Wolf’s piece on frontpage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:34 PM (Mf7Vh)

She is doing pretty good work for a Leftist.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:35 PM (Vr12I)

Is it the article about clot shot damage to pregnancies or the one about how the First Amendment is awesome because it let gays persuade everyone how great it is to be gay?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:38 PM (XvPQV)

195 "Elon Musk is now outlaunching rockets into space more often than ANY country,"

I'd like to try Starlink, if it's cheaper than xFinity. Come to think of it, everything is cheaper than xFinity.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:38 PM (qpX6U)

196 YouTube is tv for the under 30 crowd. I too have spent many an hour watching videos and falling down rabbit holes. And 99% of it is non political. The top videos are always sports and entertainment and stuff like that.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:38 PM (OalnH)

197 Clot shot

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:39 PM (Mf7Vh)

198 I have warned you all for years that these people aren't just randomly sliding towards open violence; that was the end goal from the start. For 100+ years the aim of nearly all post Lenin leftism has been all possible violence, all the time. Only the Chinese (irony!) have broken out of that pattern.

Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: somedood at May 31, 2022 04:39 PM (HMWox)

199 171 Japan definitely has a problem with dating, marriage and children, but it isn't American-style feminism that has brought them there. It might be a western mind-virus, just not our mind-virus.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

This came up on last thread as well. Let me tell you my thoughts.


The problem in Japan is they went from a strong patriarchal family structure to an industrial economy where the father was no longer at home. This essentially split the family and destroyed it. The father was the boss, but he was never around. The mother was treated like shit when he was around, and the kids reacted to that and decided the whole dealio was not for them. I could give a lot more details but, pixy.

Part of the issue was the long work hours at the factory, necessary during the war and then the rebuilding. Part was the small homes where it is best to be out.

But they raised a generation of kids that do not know what a family is. They think they are people who share house but hate each other. So they beg off.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (canVl)

200 Glad I got all my gun and ammo purchasing done before that unfortunate boating accident.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons


Never say boating accident. They know it's bullshit. Instead say "no questions asked gun buyback. Go bother Austin PD".

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (R/uuE)

201 196 YouTube is tv for the under 30 crowd. I too have spent many an hour watching videos and falling down rabbit holes. And 99% of it is non political. The top videos are always sports and entertainment and stuff like that.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:38 PM (OalnH)

I get lost in travel videos, then I go down a google earth wormhole of all the places I'll visit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (sK7nj)

202 This redhead in a short, strapless dress has never heard of this Klein person:
https://is.gd/Mv1iUe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (5zVb8)

203
Graduating HS senior signs National Letter of Intent:

https://is.gd/WrLlpq

Smart kid, if you ask me.
Posted by: Bert G


All the gender studies majors to be will scoff ... and be tens of thousands of dollars in the hole at the end of their "rigorous" training.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (pNxlR)

204 What is that Ethan fellow wearing on his head in the video?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2022 04:41 PM (fs1hN)

205 185 2Asurvived by a 5-4 scotus vote in 2008. Some day in the future it will be 5-4 the other way. It’s not a matter of if but when.

Posted by: Joe Xiden
--------------------
By that time, there probably will not be a united states, or food, or freedom, or fun of any kind. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:41 PM (Iq9dF)

206 "Elon Musk is now outlaunching rockets into space more often than ANY country,"

I'd like to try Starlink, if it's cheaper than xFinity. Come to think of it, everything is cheaper than xFinity.
Posted by: Sucks To Be gp


$110/month unlimited. Screaming speeds.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 04:41 PM (R/uuE)

207 205 By that time, there probably will not be a united states, or food, or freedom, or fun of any kind. So we have that going for us.
Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:41 PM (Iq9dF)

=========

And another 100,000,000 guns manufactured and sold within the US.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

208 "YouTube is tv for the under 30 crowd."

I never get tired of YouTube. There are tons and tons of good stuff there.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (qpX6U)

209 206 $110/month unlimited. Screaming speeds.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 04:41 PM (R/uuE)

========

Sounds pretty loud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

210 Some of these Leftists - and they ARE Leftists - like Wolf, Maher, Greenwald, Taibbi, see what is underway apparently more clearly than many on our so-called side. What they see is imminent tyranny, and are speaking out. I guess if you are part of that machine it's totes okay, whether you wear a D or an R.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (Vr12I)

211 Interesting how violent the left can be. What the heck would Klein do if his own house was bombed?? Not that I would even know how to go about doing that. I mean, do these idiots ever think what they would do if the violence they spew out onto the everyday citizen were to of a sudden boomerang back at them? Apparently not.

Posted by: sidney at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (Uy/WF)

212 YouTube is tv for the under 30 crowd. I too have spent many an hour watching videos and falling down rabbit holes. And 99% of it is non political. The top videos are always sports and entertainment and stuff like that.

It's not even for under 30. There's a ton of great stuff on YT for the over-29 crowd.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (ZGrMX)

213 > 2Asurvived by a 5-4 scotus vote in 2008. Some day in the future it will be 5-4 the other way. It’s not a matter of if but when.

Yep. It's sobering to read Stevens' dissenting opinion. According to him, you have no right to a gun. None. It's a collective right belonging to the militia. Congress is free to limit the 2A pretty much whenever and in whatever way they choose.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (kDGvA)

214 This redhead in a short, strapless dress has never heard of this Klein person:
https://is.gd/Mv1iUe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (5zVb

-----------

Soul Status: Stolen.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 31, 2022 04:43 PM (M84o6)

215 One kid I stumbled upon on YouTube goes by 'Wendigoon'. He's a Southern boy, likes guns and god and does long videos talking about spooky stories and conspiracy stories.

Very laid back kid, I like him. Plus...the whole gun thing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)

216 Besides obvious satire, the Daily Wire link looks to have been just about the DUI arrest and the Dinesh D'Souza link is from Oct 2021 about the House sergeant-at-arms.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 04:43 PM (yikp0)

217 $110/month unlimited. Screaming speeds.

I remember Ramming Speed! but not Screaming Speed!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2022 04:43 PM (ZsR3z)

218
Here's a little background on ethan klein's c*****nt wife:

She is an Israeli, and supposedly she served in the IDF.
Is it true? I dunno.

But, here she is, a left wing cunt, acting more like a palestinian than a Israeli.

Must Be Nice, as Ace says.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 31, 2022 04:43 PM (iUs96)

219 "$110/month unlimited. Screaming speeds."

Same price as xFinity, but at least I wouldn't be paying for CATV which I don't watch. Don't own a TV. I hate seeing half my bill going to that cable dreck. They won't unbundle.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:44 PM (qpX6U)

220 205 185 2Asurvived by a 5-4 scotus vote in 2008. Some day in the future it will be 5-4 the other way. It’s not a matter of if but when.

Posted by: Joe Xiden
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By that time, there probably will not be a united states, or food, or freedom, or fun of any kind. So we have that going for us.
Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:41 PM (Iq9dF)

That day could be any time Thomas or Alito retire or they have a heart attack at a hunting lodge.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:44 PM (OalnH)

221 212 YouTube is tv for the under 30 crowd. I too have spent many an hour watching videos and falling down rabbit holes. And 99% of it is non political. The top videos are always sports and entertainment and stuff like that.

It's not even for under 30. There's a ton of great stuff on YT for the over-29 crowd.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2022 04:42 PM (ZGrMX)

Anything from history, atomic testing, renovations of missile silos, 40's music, postmodern jukebox, Marty Robbins, Al Hirt, Harry James, Gun videos, video game stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 04:45 PM (08ncd)

222 I'm permanently banned from Twatter for saying far less, and I have 2-1/2 followers.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 31, 2022 04:45 PM (boO2V)

223 Graduating HS senior signs National Letter of Intent:

https://is.gd/WrLlpq

Smart kid, if you ask me.
Posted by: Bert G

Yeah, the Nats really need some fresh talent STAT.

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 31, 2022 04:45 PM (906pl)

224 I'm back (for now). Been without my laptop since last night. Already tried typing a comment and it started acting up again. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2022 04:45 PM (nxdel)

225 If he were a Responsible Journalistic Outfit like the Daily Beast, he could've waited for a year and a half to say he was just kidding.

Journalistic privilege.

Posted by: red speck at May 31, 2022 04:45 PM (gS3OW)

226
Apologies if you were responding to this. The DHS and other agencies in a coordinated operation just recovered 70 missing children in West Texas and Dallas area.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 04:37 PM (4+wAL)

And if none of them are claimed within 90 days, they'll be put up for auction in the next US government surplus sale.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:45 PM (Qhnrt)

227 Only the Chinese (irony!) have broken out of that pattern.

Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: somedood
-----------------
Umm, the Tibetans, Uighurs, people locked down in Shanghai and other places with Covid, and the people at Tianamen Square would like a word with you.

The history of humanity is written in blood.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:46 PM (Iq9dF)

228 219 "$110/month unlimited. Screaming speeds."

Same price as xFinity, but at least I wouldn't be paying for CATV which I don't watch. Don't own a TV. I hate seeing half my bill going to that cable dreck. They won't unbundle.
Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:44 PM (qpX6U)

Spectrum sends me a half dozen letters a month begging me to add TV to my streaming. That ship sailed, long ago.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:46 PM (Vr12I)

229 Graduating HS senior signs National Letter of Intent:

https://is.gd/WrLlpq

Smart kid, if you ask me.


Good on him getting in right out of school. The people he'll be learning from have seen some shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 31, 2022 04:46 PM (Bd6X8)

230 Anonymous sources tell me Paul Pelosi had a dead hooker in the trunk of his Porsche.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

231 227 Umm, the Tibetans, Uighurs, people locked down in Shanghai and other places with Covid, and the people at Tianamen Square would like a word with you.

The history of humanity is written in blood.
Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:46 PM (Iq9dF)

=========

"Sounds like we need a new humanity."
-The Utopians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

232 While it is true that Vancouvertimes.org does have a satire tab, this story was not on it.
It is in the America tab.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:47 PM (jTmQV)

233 One kid I stumbled upon on YouTube goes by 'Wendigoon'. He's a Southern boy, likes guns and god and does long videos talking about spooky stories and conspiracy stories.

I watch some guys in PA who fix and ride and do dumb stunts with motorcycles while quoting Bible verses. Any modern TV or exec would think you just suggested anally ottering them if you pitched it to them, but it's got an audience and I enjoy it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2022 04:47 PM (ZGrMX)

234 Good thing the Chinese don't use violence to suppress....oh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

235 "Anything from history, atomic testing, renovations of missile silos, 40's music, postmodern jukebox, Marty Robbins, Al Hirt, Harry James, Gun videos, video game stuff."

Great STEM lectures from all the world's great universities. Ephemeral films. Predator stings. Police bodycam footage. Trials. Interrogation videos, true crime. Any kind of music you can think of. It's a cornucopia. Yes, I know we're supposed to hate Google, but I'm not going to cut off my nose to spite Google's face.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:48 PM (qpX6U)

236 You have to be one retarded scotus justice to think that in the bill of rights, which are all right for individuals, 2A is a group right.

2A is where the founders could have used fewer words. Every citizen has the right to bear arms would have sufficed.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:49 PM (OalnH)

237 Police bodycam footage.

I've learned from that to never piss off the Arkansas State Patrol should I be driving there. If you thought Honey Badger doesn't care, they do 115 MPH PIT maneuvers the way most cops eat donuts.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2022 04:50 PM (ZGrMX)

238 Last thread I posted the foreign policy agenda, now you get the domestic policy agenda....

Ban the democrat party, ban progressive, socialist and communist ideology. Anyone spouting that horse shit spends 20 years breaking big rocks in to gravel which will be used to make more big rocks. Fuck those evil bastards.
Everyone over the age of 16years who has no criminal record, no family history of mental illness, and isn't an imbecile will be required to own at least one gun. They will also be required to be properly trained in use of the weapon. Religious exemption is allowed.
Mental institutions will be reopened and staffed with competent workers.
Social media such as Twitter, Facebook, and Tik Tok will be banned.
Every community must have one, non biased newspaper.
There will be term limits for all federal government. Two terms for Senate and six terms for representatives. These leeches will live in dorms provided by their state and will be paid by their State No exceptions. Lobbying is banned.
Supreme Court justices will have a mandatory review of their record every ten years to justify any anti constitutional rulings to the American people.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2022 04:50 PM (Wy1BU)

239 214 This redhead in a short, strapless dress has never heard of this Klein person:
https://is.gd/Mv1iUe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 04:40 PM (5zVb


Hawt!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:50 PM (Qhnrt)

240 Ì5 corridor is a major route for trafficking. Not much like what goes on in TX is heard here.

I wish it were otherwise, or any of the anti slavery folk gave half a crap

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2022 04:50 PM (xhaym)

241 That day could be any time Thomas or Alito retire or they have a heart attack at a hunting lodge.

Posted by: Joe Xiden
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Doubt either are retiring anytime soon and Thomas and Alito do not hunt. BTW, Scalia's family did not want him to go to TX hunting lodge. I think Sotomayor may retire before Thomas or Alito.

The problem with Scotus openly writing out of the Constitution specific words that has a bunch of people owning those particular items is a bit different than abortion which is found nowhere in the Constitution. Ultimately though, it is the population that is the barrier here just as pill abortions using RU486 or other pills are going to be almost impossible to ban or criminalize for the right.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (Iq9dF)

242 While it is true that Vancouvertimes.org does have a satire tab, this story was not on it.
It is in the America tab.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86


And the one comment there is asking if the cops had a warrant to search his phone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (Bd6X8)

243 199 cont.

The Japanese males grow up and their aspiration is to get a job, work really long hours to support a house and family you never enjoy, and then have the wife split once you retire because she prefers to be alone - she is used to it.

The Japanese females can chose to work, or to have family. Having family means you have to deal with that asshole who comes home drunk every night and bosses you around because he was bossed around all day at the office. Their only hope is to leave the bastard once the kids are grown.

It is a mess. Other factors are that with 1.4 kids per woman, there are plenty of homes so if the kid decides not to go out and start a family, they can live at home and have mom take care of them forever. Now they have nice home, mom cooking and cleaning, and no hassles in life. Even with job it is easier than life with family where you have to support everyone.

I have known many Japanese and the common thread is that they seem to prefer to be alone because they do not have that desire for family and all the stuff we think of as "hearth and home." Instead they fall into diversions of media.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (canVl)

244 I mean it’s tv for the under 30 crowd as in that is what they turn on to watch, instead of what oldsters do with tv. They dont watch tv, they don’t own a tv in many cases.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)

245 I mean, i think Ethan had been punished enough, he has to live looking like what would happen if Arti Lang snorted all of his coke out of Hunter Biden's fudge locker.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (Hyu/m)

246 How does that tub o' lard Klein have a huge fcking youtube channel?
Seriously, how pathetic does a person's life have to be to watch that clown?
Yet, he's literally made millions sitting on his fat ass whining like a b!tch.
He and his viewers don't deserve to enjoy the benefits of western civilization.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (YVBLw)

247 While it is true that Vancouvertimes.org does have a satire tab, this story was not on it.
It is in the America tab.
https://tinyurl.com/mumt7n86
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2022 04:47 PM (jTmQV)
........

I so want to believe.
And I love that web page. Scroll over Nutzi's face and it zooms in a little. Yikes.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

248 If you've got access to modern internet via land based options, starlink isn't for you. Yes you can buy it, but it won't stay fast if you do, while your land based option (or three) will remain fast.

Please think carefully before congesting the network and slowing down the speeds for people who are moving out of the 1990s and finally able to get access to modern internet speeds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (rjyzh)

249 Speaking of Elon, he is doing brain implantation research that will work on curing blindness and restoring motor function to disabled people.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (mzo+3)

250 Is this klein a member of my tribe? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (Irn0L)

251 "2A is where the founders could have used fewer words."

Declaration of Independence could have used a few more words.
Instead of "All men are created equal,"
they should have written
"All men are created with equal rights before God."

Radical egalitarians quote that stupid shorthand phrase all the time, causing grief and strife to no end. They really believe that ALL people are equal in ALL attributes. It's a poisonous mistake.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (qpX6U)

252 Krishnakumar Kunnath Kaput in Kolkata

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV)

253 Either H Walker is a dumb shit or he's playing 6D chess

picks a fight with Trump over absolutely nothing

I'm going with dumbshit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 04:53 PM (us2H3)

254 I got banned from twatter for calling someone a fag.

LOL. Never threatened an Islamic "throw you off a high-rise building."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2022 04:53 PM (lKAqb)

255 I hope both alito and Thomas live another 20 years. But statistically speaking they are both men in their 70s and approaching their actuarial tables.

It’s not unreasonable to think one or both may be replaced by a Democrat in the not too distant future.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:53 PM (OalnH)

256 I had to look. Amazingly, Artie Lang is still alive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:54 PM (Mf7Vh)

257
scientists have determined that a buildup of haze from uranus makes it look less blue.
Posted by: kulak anachronda


I see a face coming through the haze
I remember him from those crazy days

Posted by: Bell Buoy at May 31, 2022 04:54 PM (63Dwl)

258 It is a mess. Other factors are that with 1.4 kids per woman, there are plenty of homes so if the kid decides not to go out and start a family, they can live at home and have mom take care of them forever. Now they have nice home, mom cooking and cleaning, and no hassles in life. Even with job it is easier than life with family where you have to support everyone.

I have known many Japanese and the common thread is that they seem to prefer to be alone because they do not have that desire for family and all the stuff we think of as "hearth and home." Instead they fall into diversions of media.


And yet, virtually every developed country is now below replacement. Countries similar to Japan (China, NK, Singapore) are in pretty much the same position, but so are Germany and Italy. We may just decide as a species that we have better things to do than reproduce.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2022 04:54 PM (ZsR3z)

259 OT....

I never heard of Tim Carney, but apparently he's a "conservative evangelical" RINO that works for the Washington Examiner. Somehow, I got on their mailing list (not anymore), and was sent a linked article where Carney suggests that the more one thumps the Bible, the less they want to own guns. To top it off, he went right along with the fiction that Red States are where most "gun violence" takes place. Ever heard of this asshole?

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (6n5j+)

260
2A is where the founders could have used fewer words. Every citizen has the right to bear arms would have sufficed.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:49 PM (OalnH)

Somehow, some way the SCOTUS would have declared a spelling error in that amendment: Every citizen has a right to bare arms.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (Qhnrt)

261 once they got their mitts on the 40 billion

the Ukraine war pusher suddenly gone schtum

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (us2H3)

262 Is this klein a member of my tribe? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

****

Yes. He recently whined that the "triggered" conservatives reporting him for his "joke" were antisemetic.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (YVBLw)

263 Depp Heard Verdict Watch: Jury done for day. No eclipse of Sussman verdict.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (qpX6U)

264 "Sounds like we need a new humanity."
-The Utopians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They desperately want Locke's blank slate but to achieve that requires mass murder for a New Soviet Man or the New Mao Man to emerge. Ultimately, people behave like people--incentives matter but people differ on what incentives matter and how much.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (Iq9dF)

265 250 Is this klein a member of my tribe? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (Irn0L)

As is Wojcicki, Nina Jankowicz and Sussman. It would be funny of it wasn't tragic. I understand and share your pain.

Posted by: Bullshit Durham at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ONvIw)

266 264 They desperately want Locke's blank slate but to achieve that requires mass murder for a New Soviet Man or the New Mao Man to emerge. Ultimately, people behave like people--incentives matter but people differ on what incentives matter and how much.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (Iq9dF)

==========

"We could have told you that!"
-The Greek dramatists

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

267 Tentacle porn has probably dulled the appetite for traditional sex and romance in Japan. I know it did that to me, and my children.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ppBhU)

268 Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ppBhU)



Awesome callback.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (CLGrc)

269 Gun ownership should be mandatory in the USA.

Bring back teaching marksmanship and gun safety in high schools like they did back in 60s too while we're at it.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (YVBLw)

270 You know how when something happens, people say "You never could have seen that coming"?

This is what I believe is coming...

The breakdown of the legal system is getting so blatant and in-your-face that I think somebody is going to crack. I think it will probably be an older individual who perhaps has discovered he has a terminal disease. With nothing to lose, he will take matters in his own hands and decide who has not received the proper judgement from the system. In his mind, he will reverse the findings of corrupt courts or law enforcement agencies who refused to even investigate or charge obvious white collar criminals and in doing so, scare the powers that be into returning the country to a law and order society. I sincerely hope this doesn't happen, as I still hold out hope a political solution can be reached, but it just seems obvious that out of 330 million people, there are a number of people who fall into that category of the potential "soon to be famous".

And of course, everyone will say that "no one could have possibly predicted that".

Posted by: jwest at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (/BlEx)

271 The average global birthrate is 1.81 per family unit.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)

272 Artie Lang is still alive, but he doesn't have a nose.

Posted by: escuincle at May 31, 2022 04:58 PM (apk+D)

273 I never heard of Tim Carney, but apparently he's a "conservative evangelical" RINO that works for the Washington Examiner. Somehow, I got on their mailing list (not anymore), and was sent a linked article where Carney suggests that the more one thumps the Bible, the less they want to own guns. To top it off, he went right along with the fiction that Red States are where most "gun violence" takes place. Ever heard of this asshole?
Posted by: PacosMojo at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (6n5j+)

I've heard of him.
Heard he sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV)

274 Is this klein a member of my tribe? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (Irn0L)

As is Wojcicki, Nina Jankowicz and Sussman. It would be funny of it wasn't tragic. I understand and share your pain.
Posted by: Bullshit Durham at May 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ONvIw)



It's a Shanda

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 04:58 PM (Irn0L)

275 2A is where the founders could have used fewer words. Every citizen has the right to bear arms would have sufficed.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 31, 2022 04:49 PM (OalnH)

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The best retort to the subordinate clause of the 2nd Amendment that the commies rely on to deny individuals the right to keep and bear arms is to phrase it in the following way:

"A well-schooled electorate, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and read Books, shall not be infringed."

Could this sentence be interpreted to restrict "the right of the people to keep and read Books" only to "a well-educated electorate?" Of course not ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 31, 2022 04:58 PM (M84o6)

276 As a widower and with the fairly recent passing of one of my brothers that lived with me, I am having to deal with the issue of finally living by myself.

It has its advantages.

But the time will come when I cannot take care of myself and one of my children will take me in.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2022 04:58 PM (lKAqb)

277 256 I had to look. Amazingly, Artie Lang is still alive.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 04:54 PM (Mf7Vh)

And Norm MacDonald is dead.
Clown World.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

278 271 The average global birthrate is 1.81 per family unit.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)

=========

"Well, I'm convinced...the only way to bring down the population is to kill at least a billion people."
-Green Peace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

279 >>Artie Lang is still alive, but he doesn't have a nose.


Didn't he try to excise his gunt, too?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (CLGrc)

280 Any Justice that commits to constitutionally egregious rulings get removed from the court and placed in stocks on the Mall. Rotten veggie vendors will be available. The depts of education, HUD, Human services, and Homeland security are banned.
All land held by the federal government will be returned to the state it was stolen from.
Indian reservations, the IRS, the FBI, ATF, FDA, and anything Fauci has EVER been involved with is abolished!

Man buns will be punishable by law

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (Wy1BU)

281 259 OT....

I never heard of Tim Carney, but apparently he's a "conservative evangelical" RINO that works for the Washington Examiner. Somehow, I got on their mailing list (not anymore), and was sent a linked article where Carney suggests that the more one thumps the Bible, the less they want to own guns. To top it off, he went right along with the fiction that Red States are where most "gun violence" takes place. Ever heard of this asshole?

Posted by: PacosMojo
----------------------
Bushie that engages in make believe and works at a place where other cuckservatives work. Basically Carney is ignorant of how governments persecute the religious and poor understanding of the Bible itself.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (Iq9dF)

282 "So there was a big protest outside the NRA meeting, which was good. Do we have any insight into what they are actually talking about there at the NRA meeting, that's today, in Texas? Someone should bomb that building."

I bet I know what they were talking about. How to make 9mm's even more lethal that they will blow your lungs and ass out!

J. Biden, Idiot in Chief

Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

283 >>Is this klein a member of my tribe? Sigh


He's no Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (CLGrc)

284 Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2022 05:00 PM (lKAqb)

285 Speaking of Elon, he is doing brain implantation research that will work on curing blindness and restoring motor function to disabled people.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 04:52 PM (mzo+3)



Yeah, no. He is just making that up. And now that most of the founders of Neurolink have quit, there may be literally nothing coming out of that venture.

I like Musk making trouble for Twitter but he's not a very nice or honest person.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 31, 2022 05:00 PM (Q+K8B)

286 Yes. He recently whined that the "triggered" conservatives reporting him for his "joke" were antisemetic.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at May 31, 2022 04:55 PM (YVBLw)

Ha'aretz says criticizing Soros is antisemitic too. It's hard to see us use that when we can't defend our positions.

Posted by: Bullshit Durham at May 31, 2022 05:00 PM (ONvIw)

287 I hope that the NRA told everyone to come armed.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2022 05:00 PM (lKAqb)

288 This Ezra fellow--he looks a bit.... doughy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 31, 2022 05:00 PM (EHSip)

289 If God ordains that I am to have an inordinately long life, I would prefer o live on my own.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

290 "Well, I'm convinced...the only way to bring down the population is to kill at least a billion people."
-Green Peace
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

Oh my friend, those are rookie numbers.
They want to kill (or 'replace') 6 billion.
The goal is 500 million worldwide population.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV)

291 Ol’ Artie looks like shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (Mf7Vh)

292 "We could have told you that!"
-The Greek dramatists

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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We have far less understanding of the social sciences including human behavior than did the Founding Fathers.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (Iq9dF)

293 290 "Well, I'm convinced...the only way to bring down the population is to kill at least a billion people."
-Green Peace
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

Oh my friend, those are rookie numbers.
They want to kill (or 'replace') 6 billion.
The goal is 500 million worldwide population.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV)

=========

Messaging from Russia has gotten murky with all the war stuff going on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

294 271 The average global birthrate is 1.81 per family unit.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)
.........

So that's one son and a daughter?
*ducks, runs*

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

295 China is a bit different because they HAD families but the kids all went to the cities to work. I think most of their problem is related but different. In the cities it just is really hard to have more than 1 or 2 kids, especially with the grandparents back home in the village. And if you send the kids back home (as many do,) then that is another reason not to have more. For them the problem is urbanization and work migration. (and socialism and one child policy,...)

For Western countries I think there are other causes but not sure I can add anything interesting or new. Wealth, delayed marriage due to women going to college, the whole nuclear family thing (which, being in Japan, (and of Ital heritage,) I flat out think is a mistake....)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (canVl)

296 I bet I know what they were talking about. How to make 9mm's even more lethal that they will blow your lungs and ass out!

J. Biden, Idiot in Chief
Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

I think somebody told Biden to blow it out his ass and he got a bit confused....

I know I would tell him that. To his face. But far enough away that he couldn't grope me or sniff my hair.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (EHSip)

297 294 271 The average global birthrate is 1.81 per family unit.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)
.........

So that's one son and a daughter?
*ducks, runs*
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

Heh heh.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (Vr12I)

298 >>The goal is 500 million worldwide population.


My personal goal is 499,999,999 Hot Chicks...and me.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (CLGrc)

299 292 "We could have told you that!"
-The Greek dramatists
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
We have far less understanding of the social sciences including human behavior than did the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (Iq9dF)

========

Little Jimmy Madison spent months alone in his father's library researching history's republics before he drafted the Virginia Plan.

He didn't just sit back and invent.

Those dudes were largely pretty serious thinkers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

300 Nah, he's Navaho

Posted by: escuincle at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (apk+D)

301 245 I mean, i think Ethan had been punished enough, he has to live looking like what would happen if Arti Lang snorted all of his coke out of Hunter Biden's fudge locker.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 04:51 PM (Hyu/m)

It is amazing, but I had never noticed the euphemism: 'Fudge Locker' before.

This is an important development of our rhetoric and a useful item in our discourse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (08ncd)

302 I expect to die sooner rather than later, thanks to the Edwards Heart Issues we all have.

But if the worst happens and I am forced to live in Clown World much longer, I'm not going to any fucking nursing home. If I can't tend to myself, meaning I can't get out of bed, feed or wipe myself, can't read or work a keyboard...well, that's what the .45 ACP retirement plan is for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

303 eh, I am guessing that he was serious but presenting it as a joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

304 This redhead in a short, strapless dress has never heard of this Klein person:
Posted by: Joe Mannix

*scrolls forward looking for Fen's response*

i am dissapointed, Fen must be napping or working on her 30 minutes of walkabout. She usually makes all y'all cringe and whine a bit. Been giving me vicarious remote enjoyment completely unintentionally.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (UgAdJ)

305 If Durham is going to try these deep state cases in DC then I would insist he..

1.) Lock the accused the up ahead of the trial with no bail.
2.) Lock them up in the same jail as the J6 defendants
3.) Put 1 deepstater per cell in with multiple J6 defendants as cellmates
4.) Slow walk the trial. I mean slower than a fentanyl snorting sloth doing tai chi in the summer heat.
5.) 24 hour video surveilance (I would pay to view that). Now thats entertainment.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (cCxiu)

306 294 271 The average global birthrate is 1.81 per family unit.
Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)
.........

So that's one son and a daughter?
*ducks, runs*
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, until he's about 30, that boy is a detriment to the count.

Saw a bumper sticker that said "Viability doesn't happen until after college and marriage."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (EHSip)

307 On how our revolution is rhyming with the Russian's, just getting to how the Bolsheviks take over with terrorism, murder and mayhem.

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2022 05:04 PM (2JoB8)

308 Nah, he's Navaho



How's business?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 31, 2022 05:04 PM (Q+K8B)

309 [snip]

And of course, everyone will say that "no one could have possibly predicted that".

Posted by: jwest at May 31, 2022 04:57 PM (/BlEx)

--------

Out: John Q.
In: John Q Anon.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 31, 2022 05:04 PM (M84o6)

310 The average survival time for someone in a nursing home is around 18 months. Don't make that your plan A

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2022 05:04 PM (xhaym)

311 Nancy Pelosi’s husband killed his older brother in 1957 sports car crash: report

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 05:04 PM (Irn0L)

312 The strapless redhead disquiets me. Little girl dress I think which makes me feel creepy. Plus the lack of giant cans adds to the confusion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (08ncd)

313 " that's what the .45 ACP retirement plan is for."

Easy to say, hard to do.

Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (qpX6U)

314 Messaging from Russia has gotten murky with all the war stuff going on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

I'm now of the opinion that the Ukraine war is Nationalists vs Globalists.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

315 Was going to forward that from Breitbart but it looked so goofy forwarded it from Townhall instead.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (gsaS2)

316 I imagine another 10-15 years is my shelf life. I am just fine with that.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (Vr12I)

317 " that's what the .45 ACP retirement plan is for."

Easy to say, hard to do.
Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (qpX6U)

Oh, not really. About 4 pounds of pressure is all that's required.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

318 And Norm MacDonald is dead.
Clown World.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

I watched something with Norm the other day and now YouTube keeps playing everything from him. God he really was the greatest comedian of thre last 40 years, at least. His stuff on Conan is so quick witted and laugh out loud funny. Then the 30 minutes of OJ jokes on weekend update will having you choking with laughter.

The top though was on his own show, when he'd be just merciless with his co-host, or when he has fellow deceased legend Super Dave on.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 05:06 PM (Hyu/m)

319 It’s not unreasonable to think one or both may be replaced by a Democrat in the not too distant future.

Posted by: Joe Xiden
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Elites do not have the same tables that the plebes do. Given advances in medical treatment, living into the 90's are becoming very common. There are far more things to worry about than Scotus and the Sup. Ct. and even the leftists are going to feel pain when deliveries stop of food to the local Whole Foods, their electricity is shut off during blackouts, they cannot go out without being robbed, and so on. Ironically, the more ostentatious the mansions, the more honey for the gangs.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 05:06 PM (Iq9dF)

320
I'm now of the opinion that the Ukraine war is Nationalists vs Globalists.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

Nope. It's mafia war. There are no good guys in this conflict.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (Qhnrt)

321 Artie Lang is still alive, but he doesn't have a nose.


Didn't he try to excise his gunt, too?
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 04:59 PM (CLGrc)

He did. Heroin hell of a drug. I like Artie even though he's a constant fuck up.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (4+wAL)

322 314 Messaging from Russia has gotten murky with all the war stuff going on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

I'm now of the opinion that the Ukraine war is Nationalists vs Globalists.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

========

I still think it's feudal lord fighting over land. I still don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

323 Norm McDonald and Bill Burr we’re awesome on Conan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (Mf7Vh)

324 But if the worst happens and I am forced to live in Clown World much longer, I'm not going to any fucking nursing home. If I can't tend to myself, meaning I can't get out of bed, feed or wipe myself, can't read or work a keyboard...well, that's what the .45 ACP retirement plan is for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

-----------

Same here, out in the middle of nowhere where the body won't be found.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (M84o6)

325 320
I'm now of the opinion that the Ukraine war is Nationalists vs Globalists.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

Nope. It's mafia war. There are no good guys in this conflict.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (Qhnrt)

Dave Mason wrote a song about it.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)

326 I'm now of the opinion that the Ukraine war is Nationalists vs Globalists.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

Nope. It's mafia war. There are no good guys in this conflict.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 05:07 PM (Qhnrt)

Maybe. I admire the Ukrainian fighting spirit. I'm not happy with Russia. But I really dislike that Soros and his ilk are lined up against Putin. Activates my almonds.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:08 PM (XvPQV)

327 No one on this continent is going to miss the rule of law and the Constitution more than the Left will when it's finally gone.

Stoned out retards like Ethan are going to be in short supply.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 31, 2022 05:08 PM (wb1YC)

328 Norm McDonald and Bill Burr we’re awesome on Conan.


Hmm. What is best in life, Norm?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 31, 2022 05:08 PM (yXa1C)

329 https://nypost.com

Pelosi's husband

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 05:08 PM (Irn0L)

330 Ethan's mouth gives license to bombers and idiot shooters. He should be in front of a judge.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 05:09 PM (gsaS2)

331 327 No one on this continent is going to miss the rule of law and the Constitution more than the Left will when it's finally gone.

Stoned out retards like Ethan are going to be in short supply.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 31, 2022 05:08 PM (wb1YC)

=========

"They really should have listened to me..."
-Thomas More

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

332 It is amazing, but I had never noticed the euphemism: 'Fudge Locker' before.

This is an important development of our rhetoric and a useful item in our discourse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (08ncd)


They don't use that term, but look up the Bloodhound Gang song "Foxtrot, Uniform Charlie Kilo" for other great nicknames for tender bits.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 05:09 PM (Hyu/m)

333 I'm still amused by 'fart clam'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:09 PM (XvPQV)

334 Same here, out in the middle of nowhere where the body won't be found.

Excellent.

Posted by: Some Raccoon in the woods at May 31, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

335 334 Same here, out in the middle of nowhere where the body won't be found.

Excellent.
Posted by: Some Raccoon in the woods at May 31, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

=========

Trash panda!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

336 We all notice and we all know why and they all don't care.

Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2022 05:12 PM (9otr5)

337 TCN, the joke is about when does life really start. One man said at heartbeat, one woman said first trimester, one said at conception, and the last one said after the kids graduate, move out and take the dogs with them.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2022 05:13 PM (xhaym)

338 vicarious remote enjoyment completely unintentionally.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 05:03 PM (UgAdJ)

You'll grow hair on your palms.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 05:13 PM (nByzo)

339 Nope. It's mafia war. There are no good guys in this conflict.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

Maybe. I admire the Ukrainian fighting spirit. I'm not happy with Russia. But I really dislike that Soros and his ilk are lined up against Putin. Activates my almonds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
-------------------
Think it is safe to say that the people of both Russia and Ukraine are the losers and mainly the ones fighting and dying. They would do better to unite and get rid of both their el capos sending them to needless death and causing destruction of people's lives and property. Reminds me of the old accounts of royals going to war against each other for rather stupid reasons.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 05:13 PM (Iq9dF)

340 I never heard of Tim Carney, but apparently he's a "conservative evangelical" RINO that works for the Washington Examiner. Somehow, I got on their mailing list (not anymore), and was sent a linked article where Carney suggests that the more one thumps the Bible, the less they want to own guns. To top it off, he went right along with the fiction that Red States are where most "gun violence" takes place. Ever heard of this asshole?

***

Carney is a grifter like all the others. The Washington Examiner is a garbage website. 20% of it is hot takes from Twitter and the rest are ads.

And as far as the subject matter goes, if an active shooter showed up at my church, he'd be shot to doll rags before he made it to the late arrival pew.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 31, 2022 05:13 PM (wb1YC)

341 They notice, and they like it. It's score and a point for team-douche.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2022 05:13 PM (44ww/)

342 Antifa would melt in Houston, both the temps and the locals. Neither gang bangers or cowboys like soy boys.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 05:14 PM (oWBc3)

343 Artie Lang has "quit drugs" more often than Kevin Drum has left the Republican Party. I kind of feel bad for the guy, he just cannot clean himself up. He's a really funny, talented guy but a perpetual screwup and is destroying himself. I'm amazed he's still alive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2022 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

344 We all notice and we all know why and they all don't care.

For 20 years or so the GOPe kept telling me that if we just continued to play nice and just keep pointing out the hypocrisy and double standards that everyone would rise up spontaneously and fix the issue.

And get this...they were lying!

/s

Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

345 Maybe. I admire the Ukrainian fighting spirit. I'm not happy with Russia. But I really dislike that Soros and his ilk are lined up against Putin. Activates my almonds.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse


I'm hoping both sides lose, so to speak. (The Ukrainian people already lost, I'm just hoping their misery is brief and followed by happiness.)

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 31, 2022 05:15 PM (OUMaO)

346 I'm still amused by 'fart clam'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 31, 2022 05:09 PM (XvPQV)
........

I'm still searching the beach at low tide looking for the bubbles.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

347 NOODERINO

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 31, 2022 05:15 PM (ppBhU)

348 335 334 Same here, out in the middle of nowhere where the body won't be found.

Excellent.
Posted by: Some Raccoon in the woods at May 31, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

=========

Trash panda!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 31, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

I have a lot of respect for raccoons. An extremely versatile animal with excellent adaptive traits.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 31, 2022 05:15 PM (Qhnrt)

349 Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2022 05:00 PM (lKAqb)


The hell with that. After I'm gone, I plan to haunt my children to punish them for any perceived slights.

Posted by: Archer at May 31, 2022 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

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Posted by: cooperate at May 31, 2022 05:17 PM (SrQg4)

351 A conviction for Durham would be a bonus, his goal is to expose and describe our enemy. You can be satisfied, or entertained, or not. We are playing Kobyashi Maru.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 05:18 PM (oWBc3)

352 That's odd.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2022 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

353 Maybe. I admire the Ukrainian fighting spirit. I'm not happy with Russia. But I really dislike that Soros and his ilk are lined up against Putin. Activates my almonds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
-------------------------

Two parallel goals one having nothing to do with the other. One goal is a free country under siege by a greedy aggressor. The other goal is the country under siege is also the hub for money laundering.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 05:19 PM (gsaS2)

354 I'm hoping both sides lose, so to speak. (The Ukrainian people already lost, I'm just hoping their misery is brief and followed by happiness.)

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 31, 2022 05:15 PM (OUMaO)


I hope the Ukranian people would win, i wouldn't mind seeing the corrupt Ukranian government, that's using their people to get money they can skim from. After this war Zelensky will likely retire and be the richest man in the country.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 05:22 PM (Hyu/m)

355 A conviction for Durham would be a bonus, his goal is to expose and describe our enemy.


and here I was was hoping for justice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 31, 2022 05:22 PM (yXa1C)

356 Different rules for good guys and bad guys (that's you). Who'd have thunkit?

Posted by: Sid at May 31, 2022 05:23 PM (ah4gf)

357
" that's what the .45 ACP retirement plan is for."

Easy to say, hard to do.
Posted by: Sucks To Be gp


A lot of people say they'll kill themselves but survival is a powerful instinct.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2022 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

358 But I really dislike that Soros and his ilk are lined up against Putin. Activates my almonds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It's because he sees a unstable country as ripe for his meddling. He'll try to start installing commie politicians into Ukranian the second this war ends. He's only concerned at this point with destroying the world for future generations.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 05:25 PM (Hyu/m)

359 Red states have more gun crime? Uh huh. Ok.

Shit - just to go to one of a couple thousand red *counties* that border blue cities to get a picture of how life in America actually works, Carney. People use the outlying areas to escape the zombies' territory. The gun crime, the robbery, the rape, the vagrancy and vandalism, all of it.

The less blue, the less grue, my dude.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 31, 2022 05:25 PM (FIJ+3)

360 and here I was was hoping for justice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 31, 2022 05:22 PM (yXa1C)
----------------

It'll come, just not when we expect it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 05:25 PM (gsaS2)

361 Unexpectedly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 31, 2022 05:26 PM (P57A6)

362 Two parallel goals one having nothing to do with the other. One goal is a free country under siege by a greedy aggressor. The other goal is the country under siege is also the hub for money laundering.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 05:19 PM (gsaS2)
____________________________
Is a country truly free if it's leaders are installed and follow the whims of a thoroughly corrupt foreign power?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2022 05:27 PM (fs1hN)

363 The citizens are free to deal with their own government as they choose.

If Russia steals Ukraine the citizens will become slaves just like they were before.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 05:29 PM (gsaS2)

364 Only 6 1/2 hours left to register for the NoVaMoMe! Email in nic, or see main page left sidebar.

Posted by: Weasel at May 31, 2022 05:36 PM (n1jpU)

365 Daniel Douglas was the most highly paid and earned $510,283, an increase from $442,712 in 2020. As the “lifeguard captain,” he out-earned 1,000 of his peers: salary ($150,054), perks ($28,661), benefits ($85,50, and a whopping $246,060 in overtime pay.

The second highest paid, lifeguard chief Fernando Boiteux, pulled down $463,517 – up from $393,137 last year.

Our auditors at OpenTheBooks.com found 98 LA lifeguards earned at least $200,000 including benefits last year, and 20 made between $300,000 and $510,283. Thirty-seven lifeguards made between $50,000 and $247,000 in overtime alone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 05:58 PM (W3LD/)

366 I am beginning to think Uvalde was an op to take out Abbott. The Uvalde police and school cops have stopped cooperating with the DPS investigation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 05:59 PM (W3LD/)

367 A .45 is safer because it wont rip out your lungs like a 9mm will.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 06:00 PM (W3LD/)

368 365 Daniel Douglas was the most highly paid and earned $510,283, an increase from $442,712 in 2020. As the “lifeguard captain,” he out-earned 1,000 of his peers: salary ($150,054), perks ($28,661), benefits ($85,50, and a whopping $246,060 in overtime pay.

The second highest paid, lifeguard chief Fernando Boiteux, pulled down $463,517 – up from $393,137 last year.

Our auditors at OpenTheBooks.com found 98 LA lifeguards earned at least $200,000 including benefits last year, and 20 made between $300,000 and $510,283. Thirty-seven lifeguards made between $50,000 and $247,000 in overtime alone.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 05:58 PM (W3LD/)

I'm in the wrong line of business.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 31, 2022 06:06 PM (b2nrj)

369 "A conviction for Durham would be a bonus, his goal is to expose and describe our enemy."

I have no clue if Durham is true blue, the white hat we need. But indeed exposure is important, more important than one of their klan serving time.

But the other exposure is we are exposed to the truth that the dirty DeepState cartel can commit crimes against a duly elected president at will, and walk away clean. If THAT is allowed to stand, America is finished ... who will fight to serve/save a murderous mafia that is intent on destroying patriotic Americans?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 31, 2022 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

370 "Anything from history, atomic testing, renovations of missile silos, 40's music, postmodern jukebox, Marty Robbins, Al Hirt, Harry James, Gun videos, video game stuff."

Great STEM lectures from all the world's great universities. Ephemeral films. Predator stings. Police bodycam footage. Trials. Interrogation videos, true crime. Any kind of music you can think of. It's a cornucopia. Yes, I know we're supposed to hate Google, but I'm not going to cut off my nose to spite Google's face.
Posted by: Sucks To Be gp at May 31, 2022 04:48 PM (qpX6U)

One thing I've found lately on YT is "Adventures with Purpose" a group of volunteer/crowd funded people who try and find missing persons who drove off into a body of water and weren't found. Use drones, fishing radars, little boats and if they find things they pull off the license plate and call the authorities. Never show anything inside a car with windows up. Groups of similar nature are popping up all over now.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2022 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

371 Think it is safe to say that the people of both Russia and Ukraine are the losers and mainly the ones fighting and dying. They would do better to unite and get rid of both their el capos sending them to needless death and causing destruction of people's lives and property. Reminds me of the old accounts of royals going to war against each other for rather stupid reasons.
Posted by: whig at May 31, 2022 05:13 PM (Iq9dF)

At least back then the royals didn't have their men fight to the death for no reason - they were too expensive to raise and train. They had all sorts of rules for giving up and moving on to the next position.

Now Zelensky has all his troops, the Nazis and the regular guy die in place for useless positions on an endless plain. Note that he's safe back in Kiev, or out of the country even.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2022 07:37 PM (eoQWY)

372 Die Qualität ist für den Preis wirklich in Ordnung, allerdings bevorzuge ich persönlich
trotzdem das normale Borneo Red Vein, ist aber mehr eine persönliche Geschmackssache

Posted by: Borneo Kratom at June 29, 2022 02:10 AM (PdwB3)

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