The Lonely ONT And The Sky

So I went to see Top Gun: Maverick with my wife today. She's not a big fan of the first one (she told her friends she was going to see Top Gear: Maverick), but she enjoyed it. Was it formulaic? Yup. Feature impossible aerial stunts? Yup. Did Maverick save the day and get the girl? Was there a moving death scene? Yup, yup and yup. Did I grin the whole time? Oh, that's definitely a yup from me. This was completely a throwback to the 80s, there was no woke crap, we were unabashedly the good guys, and they even left the Taiwan patch on Maverick's jacket to give a big FU to China. One question: The unnamed enemy country had to be Iran, they had some F-14s and only Iran had those aside from us. My question is, does Iran have snowy mountainous regions that extend to the sea? Because they flew right into snowy mountains after leaving the carrier.

That's it for the movie review, now on the the ONT! I warn you however, this is a sad post:

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They see me rollin', they hatin'


WHY IS IT IN BLOOD FONT???

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He must work at last week's motel.

The image this gives me just makes me laugh

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The Paulo, he is magnifique!

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Today's quiz: Which is worse?

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Fido Friday: Revenge of the doodle


Public safety message

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Please check one

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Intrafaith relationships

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A bad day

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I don't know what language this is, but I guess “motherfucker!” is universal now


These idiots are delusional. They'd be dick warmers for one gang or another within a day

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Wholesome content: lunch

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So THAT'S how Elon is going to get them to vote in favor of his takeover!

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Words I didn't know I needed

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They see me rollin', they hatin', part II


Charm City

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Yea or nay on these steps? I say Nay

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It's a mystery

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I hate how accurate this is

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Texas crab:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:50 PM




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1 BOOM-shaka-lakka-lakka!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 09:51 PM (ifHdv)

3

Ahoy, ſodomites & ſodomettes!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 09:53 PM (/OeOS)

4 Oooh top ten. Evening morons.

I moved all my crap to a new house today and even though I'm only 29 I feel stiff and sore for some weird reason.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 09:53 PM (focbS)

5 In a silent way

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 09:54 PM (jyW7T)

6 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (Bd6X8)

7 1. that tub-stair thing is from satan.
2. those glass stair? fuck them.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (OuH7W)

8 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (K5n5d)

9 Listening to Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson's blistering speech at the NRA conference.

"We need to make as much of an investment protecting our children as the American people do in protecting you! You spare no expense buying every weapon known to man, buying every metal detector known to man, every modern convenience at your disposal, to protect you!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 I need to know the story about that truck scene though

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 09:57 PM (OuH7W)

11 Coulda been a contenda!

Why is this a sad ONT?

Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at May 27, 2022 09:58 PM (tgIla)

12 If I see Pooky floating in bed, I'm using the MF word and shoving him off the chair.


Y'ALL ARE MY WITNESSES.

Posted by: pookysgirl, swearing an oath at May 27, 2022 09:58 PM (XKZwp)

13 ONT. Oh, wait, wrong thread...and yet, the right thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 09:59 PM (TIW4Q)

14 sweet 16?

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 27, 2022 09:59 PM (w3u3d)

15 Woot, wdont!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (34Kqi)

16 Huh, the gun grabber is a lefty.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (ftFVW)

17 Me, an American, when some Euroweenie starts giving me shit about the cars we drive. pic.twitter.com/P19xiodLqB

I liked how the truck hits the wall trying to smash the little car and then has a perfect paint job a few moments later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

18 16

Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (GJnvT)

19 Why is this a sad ONT?

I said it was a sad post.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (n5wLz)

20 alright! of to content, looks like lots of cool stuff this evening.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (w3u3d)

21 That post has resting Birch face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)

22 Runt Maverick is a little old to be hot dogging F14s.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (jyW7T)

23 This week for law enforcement can't get any worse, can it?

Ben Crump
@AttorneyCrump
Authorities believe a former federal agent may have known about the Buffalo shooter's racist mass murder plot BEFORE he committed it! If so, there was NO excuse for him not to contact law enforcement - he could've prevented 10 deaths!

buffalonews.com
Authorities investigating if retired federal agent knew of Buffalo mass shooting plans in advance
Officials are investigating whether a retired federal agent had about 30 minutes advance notice of a white supremacist's plans to murder Black people at a Buffalo supermarket.
2:19 PM · May 27, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (MFZ8i)

24 That bathroom at the bottom of the stairs is sad, but that combination terlit/sink/bath/laundry combo is like the Sword of Damocles -- you sure will pinch it off fast!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

25 Eye-Ran does, in fact, have snow-capped mountain ranges that run down very close to the sea, at least according to the topo map I just looked at.

I've heard nothing but great reviews about Top Gun: Maverick, and I'm seeing it Sunday.

I joined the Navy in 1988, as a Supply Officer, after two years of trying to get in to be a RIO on a Tomcat (deviated septum and bad eyesight killed that dream). I am absolutely guaranteed to sign up for private pilot lessons at the ripe old age of 59 next Monday morning, if even half of what I've heard about this movie is true.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (akfkg)

26 That post has resting Birch face.
Posted by: Tom Servo

At least it wasn't willowed.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:02 PM (ifHdv)

27 No on the stairs. That is all

Posted by: trippy at May 27, 2022 10:02 PM (lcEpK)

28 That bathroom at the bottom of the stairs is sad, but that combination terlit/sink/bath/laundry combo is like the Sword of Damocles -- you sure will pinch it off fast!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Hmmm...is it better to have the toilet UNDER the washer/dryer? Or should the owner have built a platform (with ladder) so that the toilet was ABOVE the washer/dryer?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)

29 oh hell, ont
up past bedtime ! g'night everyone !

seeya onna techthread before the morning hike

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (+o2yA)

30 It’s settled science said no one honest.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (glGDV)

31 From previous thread.

How is best to live?
Never mind that let's debate
Beatles versus Stones
Posted by: Captain Haiku

Let the rumble begin. Or if you prefer Richards vs. Depp in the drug lounge.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (Guqcm)

32 Glass steps:yes.

I know the guy who has done all the Apple glass stores and the drum thing at Cupertino.

Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (focbS)

33
Smart, organized and ideological is no match for strong, ruthless and amoral.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (/U27+)

34 1. that tub-stair thing is from satan.

2. those glass stair? fuck them.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster



Yeah, there's no way in Hell you don't break your neck trying to get out of the tub and down those stairs, and similarly, no way you don't break a leg on those glass ones.

The Stairs of Death!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (akfkg)

35 Yeah, I won't ever expect to be 'First!'
But hey, gotta read content...
Good evening WD. Thank you sir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (zIMWS)

36 Hmmm...is it better to have the toilet UNDER the washer/dryer? Or should the owner have built a platform (with ladder) so that the toilet was ABOVE the washer/dryer?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
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If the toilet was made to be like a throne atop stairs, then dropping a deuce would be epic.

"I poop on your peasant laundry!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

37 Wuttup, losers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (XG2Fi)

38 Sad post. Hah!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:06 PM (XG2Fi)

39 The language is Brasilian Portuguese.

"Stop. Stop. Stop" "Ah liar"

"Stop. You're hurting me."

"Hurt you, nothing."

Posted by: O confederato at May 27, 2022 10:06 PM (zdEGm)

40 Love that gang of LARP turkeys!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

41 My favorite J-pop song is Kuchisabishii.

It is about someone's girlfriend I think

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (xhaym)

42 If the toilet was made to be like a throne atop stairs, then dropping a deuce would be epic.

"I poop on your peasant laundry!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Gives "upper decker" a whole new meaning!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)

43 Great stuff, Dave! First time I've seen the religious denomination finite state machine.

Posted by: gutta percha at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (qpX6U)

44 Cantilevered glass stairs are either evil or Chinese. I'm gonna go with Chinese.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (XG2Fi)

45 A cornucopia of riches, WD -- thank you! The "favorite sex position" is a keeper.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 27, 2022 10:08 PM (v23vE)

46 Glass stairways show the importance of matching underwear with skirts and dresses.
I hate this, I sound like humphreyrobot.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 10:08 PM (xhaym)

47 Wired Dave, you are the Tim Conway Jr. of the sort of early late night radio or threads. This is major compliment. Both of you hit that minty fresh place between the daily madness and who give fuck. It is pretty great. Tim is on KFY on iHeart if you wish to listen to him which I have for a decade on the internet.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (Guqcm)

48 * grabs fire extinguisher *

The ONT is definitely lit tonight!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (VTlqx)

49 The "Yea or Nay" stairs seem oddly relevant to the fatty ratings in the earlier Gainzzz thread. Stairs are probably not rated for ultrafat or megafat.

Posted by: a.moron at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (F6Xpw)

50 Mecca's chart. Yeah, that's me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

51 I'm going to assume The Lonely Mouth Noodle Shop already exists in Tokyo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

52
Cantilevered glass stairs are either evil or Chinese. I'm gonna go with Chinese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (XG2Fi)

________

Could be worse. It could be a spiral staircase.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (/U27+)

53 49 The "Yea or Nay" stairs seem oddly relevant to the fatty ratings in the earlier Gainzzz thread. Stairs are probably not rated for ultrafat or megafat.
Posted by: a.moron at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (F6Xpw)

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You must be THIS narrow to use these stairs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)

54 I watched a documentary on that monk script, it's pretty cool. It also includes a neat number, counting system.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (t/4Zp)

55 I hate stairs. The killer tub stairs and the glass stairs just prove how right I am to hate them.

Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (MzKgG)

56 Hello gray box people!

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (Jzz++)

57 that denomination guide is hilarious - and spot on!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (r46W7)

58 Stairs are probably not rated for ultrafat or megafat.
Posted by: a.moron

Yoga pants aren't rated for ultrafat or megafat either and yet, they are quite prevalent in the wild.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (ifHdv)

59 @23

>> This week for law enforcement can't get any worse, can it?

Well, the SS could have a whoopsie when The Meat Puppet visits Uvalde.

So we can hope for that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (pMCzA)

60 I would so love to have those turkeys in my yard....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (zIMWS)

61 Funclownforkids.com operates from a white van down by the river. FREE CANDY if you qualify.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)

62 I gave blood today, and the first question the phlebotomist asked me was: "Do you identify as a male or a female?" and I said: "I was born a male and that's it", with a bit of old man irritated attitude.

Then she asked: "What's your blood type?" So I says: "A+, but it identifies as O-" with a totally straight face.

She waits a couple of seconds obviously wondering if I'm fucking with her, and starts to steam a little, so I said: "J/K, it's A+".

The needle stick was a bit aggressive later. Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)

63
There is a numbskull performer named Post Malone.

Whatever happened to Pre Malone?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (ZvxPV)

64 So I went to see Top Gun: Maverick with my wife today. She's not a big fan of the first one (she told her friends she was going to see Top Gear: Maverick), but she enjoyed it. Was it formulaic? Yup. Feature impossible aerial stunts? Yup. Did Maverick save the day and get the girl? Was there a moving death scene? Yup, yup and yup. Did I grin the whole time? Oh, that's definitely a yup from me. This was completely a throwback to the 80s, there was no woke crap, we were unabashedly the good guys, and they even left the Taiwan patch on Maverick's jacket to give a big FU to China. One question: The unnamed enemy country had to be Iran, they had some F-14s and only Iran had those aside from us. My question is, does Iran have snowy mountainous regions that extend to the sea? Because they flew right into snowy mountains after leaving the carrier.

OMG, Dave, saw it last night. It was beyond great. Total perfect grand American Hollywood movie. Plus American Jet fighters doing damage, hot girls men without shirts, and epic doses of cheeseball. I want to have sex with the Stars and Stripes at this moment.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (Guqcm)

65 At least it wasn't willowed.
Posted by: Tonypete

Y'all got pants on tonight?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (VTlqx)

66 Yea or nay on these steps?
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Hell no

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (jyW7T)

67 Here is what should be,
The "Birthing Person" and the "Sperm Donor" of the "gunboy"
Should be arrested and dragged into court, held without bail,
and during their collective trials, be forced to defend their
total failure as "parents" for unleashing said "gunboy".
onto innocent children and teachers.
And if found guilty of failure as parents for his heinous actions...
Death Penalty.
Justice... and sending a message.
Chicago ya hearing me???

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (J00IM)

68 32 Glass steps:yes.

I know the guy who has done all the Apple glass stores and the drum thing at Cupertino.

Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (focbS)


I want to see the engineering details on the stairs before climbing them, otherwise I'm taking the elevator.

(I'm guessing anyone with the $$$ to put in stairs like that also put in an elevator).

Posted by: a.moron at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (F6Xpw)

69 Me, an American, when some Euroweenie starts giving me shit about the cars we drive. pic.twitter.com/P19xiodLqB

I think I saw the ghost of Kiev driving that car!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (ESjRY)

70 but that combination terlit/sink/bath/laundry combo is like the Sword of Damocles
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


"Zoom in. Enhance. Enhance."

You're right, it's a DamoClean brand washer.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (P1f+c)

71 I am missing something about the what is worse photo. Other than shitty flooring what is bad about the one on the right?

*review to not be a dumbass, then notices something*

Oh, shit, it's stairs.

Hmmm, that is a tough choice.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (08ncd)

72 Glass stairs, cool, but China.
Bathrooms: left side small carbon foot print Stalin wants you to inhabit 12 floors up, no elevator.
Look it up, Comrade.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (glGDV)

73 So the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Team is doing residential architecture now? Sweet!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)

74 Well, he knows what the GF will do if he ever gets possessed now. Beat the crap out of him with whatever is handy. I have found that asian cultures are real damned serious about ghosts and spirits though.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (t/4Zp)

75 I watched a documentary on that monk script, it's pretty cool. It also includes a neat number, counting system.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (t/4Zp)


Ogham is an interesting script. It required a special ASCII character created for it, IIRC it is a special space character that has no width.
There was a Tom Scott video about it, and a lot of what he says goes in one ear and out the other.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (xhaym)

76 Yoga pants aren't rated for ultrafat or megafat either and yet, they are quite prevalent in the wild.

I call those "yogurt pants".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (Bd6X8)

77 Y'all got pants on tonight?
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Forget to wear pants one time and you never live it down. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (ifHdv)

78 the only way I'm walking on cantilevered stairs is if they're made out of stone and each step extends 5' into the stone castle wall they're built into.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (r46W7)

79 Runt Maverick is a little old to be hot dogging F14s.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone



He owns his own P-51 Mustang and flies the thing, so I'd say he's doing okay for an old fucker.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (akfkg)

80 7 1. that tub-stair thing is from satan.
2. those glass stair? fuck them.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (OuH7W)


The glass stairs might make it easier if you decide to kill your spouse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

81 I was going to see Top Gun: Maverick anyway, but it would be nice if a big opening weekend shows that this is what people want from Hollywood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

82
Yea or nay on these steps?


Imagine falling backward on them an cracking your skull on an edge ... nope, nope, nope.

Imagine falling forward on them and taking one of them to your teeth ... nope, nope, nope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:16 PM (ZvxPV)

83 Let's do circular/spiral glass stairs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (BFigT)

84 Possessed dude, now that moron right there's a funny guy.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)

85 Listening to Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson's

People like Mr. Robinson give me a small glimmer of hope for this country.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (VTlqx)

86 The glass stairs might make it easier if you decide to kill your spouse.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It appears you've invested some amount of thought into this plan.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (ifHdv)

87 Let's do circular/spiral glass stairs.
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In a glass room, with strobe lighting!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

88 You must be THIS narrow to use these stairs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)

I actually snorted at that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)

89
So the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Team is doing residential architecture now? Sweet!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)

___________

The Florida All-Girl Bridge Engineering Team is having their half-finished bridge over the Houston Ship Channel demolished for design flaws.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

90 I was going to see Top Gun: Maverick anyway, but it would be nice if a big opening weekend shows that this is what people want from Hollywood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

That has already has happened. It is a great summer American movie.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (Guqcm)

91 He owns his own P-51 Mustang and flies the thing, so I'd say he's doing okay for an old fucker.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (akfkg)

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Pffft. Probably a b.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (XG2Fi)

92 That's all I got for tonight.

Nightwatch out...

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (J00IM)

93 We got Lil WDS married on Sunday! Snow caused panic bit everything turned out lovely. Unfortunately, my mother in law and Mr WDS got a bug Mr WDS was able to attend the ceremony but Mum couldn't make it

Colorado Morondezvous made a 300 donation today to the American Stroke Association in memory Jesse in dc.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (/UQ/R)

94 Weird Dave I did see your reply last night. Been a little under the weather but will send the funny to you soon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)

95 Pickup on racetrack: I gotta say, for clown cars, they seem pretty sturdy.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (ldL4g)

96 67 Here is what should be

They want to sue gun companies so we should be able to sue the parents. same logic.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (qfLjt)

97 Top Gear: Maverick could be a pretty awesome movie, but only if Jeremy Clarkson got to play the lead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (r46W7)

98
Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.
Posted by: TexasDan


Will it hold up a Tank Abrams?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (63Dwl)

99 Forget to wear pants one time and you never live it down. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

The horde never forgets. Sometimes we remember things like my wife does, fifteen years after the fact, but we never forget.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (VTlqx)

100 If the toilet was made to be like a throne atop stairs, then dropping a deuce would be epic.

"I poop on your peasant laundry!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:0

This has possibilities.

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (qwO6y)

101 Colorado Morondezvous made a 300 donation today to the American Stroke Association in memory Jesse in dc.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Nice WDS! To Jesse in dc!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ifHdv)

102 'Unsettling' Fort Bragg recruitment video ignites debate over its mysterious intent
https://t.co/4CWa73AWBc

Recruitment video on YouTube by Fort Bragg’s 4th Psychological Operations Group-Airborne (4th PSYOP Group)

Titled "Ghosts in the Machine," the video feels like a movie trailer and comes with no explanation other than: "All the world’s a stage. Join us."

GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (MFZ8i)

103 Staircase kind of reminds me of this one, Swarovski crystal stairs at Swarovski on the Champs Elysees.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc3vkh5

Posted by: Javems at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (AmoqO)

104
The Florida All-Girl Bridge Engineering Team is having their half-finished bridge over the Houston Ship Channel demolished for design flaws.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Oh darn, darn, darny-darn!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ZvxPV)

105 Cantilevered glass, nay.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (t/4Zp)

106 What a week. Have we hit bottom yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (f8jdA)

107
Yea or nay on these steps?

_________

Let me put it this way. My phone fell out of my pocket at the top of the stairs today and went bingety-bingety-bing the whole way down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (/U27+)

108 Happy Caturday Eve! How are you my darlings?

Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (9uuhr)

109 I think I saw the ghost of Kiev driving that car!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (ESjRY)

How do we know it's not the Ghost of Endor...huh???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)

110
Will it hold up a Tank Abrams?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (63Dwl)

__________

That's a failure test I'd like to be around for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (/U27+)

111 Bad zoot. Bad, naughty zoot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (f8jdA)

112 That was a very sad post, WD. Brought a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (9uuhr)

113 Any gratuitous nudity in the Top Gun movie? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Vg5Sd)

114 77

I just don't see why anyone needs to wear pants on a Friday night.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (zIMWS)

115

Much thought-provoking content this evening... Precisely what thoughts, though, are rather difficult for me to put into words at the moment!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (/OeOS)

116 Tank Abrams, a name that will live in infamy.

Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (9uuhr)

117 60 I would so love to have those turkeys in my yard....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (zIMWS)


Those turkeys would clog up your driveway when you are trying to drive in or out. They are a big pain in the butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

118 Runt Maverick is a little old to be hot dogging F14s. Posted by: Braenyard

He owns his own P-51 Mustang and flies the thing, so I'd say he's doing okay for an old fucker. Posted by: Sharkman

It is in the movie and OMG, it is something wonderful. This is a fabulous summer blockbuster movie. Sometimes it perfectly OK to stand down from hard positions and just enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (Guqcm)

119 Ball gag but also with one of those spinny zoom whistles that clowns use.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (M9XmQ)

120 good evening everyone

Posted by: wing at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (PlW9M)

121 113 Any gratuitous nudity in the Top Gun movie? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Vg5Sd)

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*pssst*

I got links right here

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (XG2Fi)

122 The truck did indeed have a big scrape on its bumper after hitting the wall.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (S7une)

123 That post looks like a terrified cat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (f8jdA)

124 I just don't see why anyone needs to wear pants on a Friday night.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (zIMWS)

Around these parts, it's jammie time after 6:30 pm or so.

Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (9uuhr)

125 Gratuitous nudity is the best nudity.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:24 PM (XG2Fi)

126 113 Any gratuitous nudity in the Top Gun movie? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Vg5Sd)

Tom Cruise is kind of old for a shower scene. Everything sags.

Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (9uuhr)

127 What a week. Have we hit bottom yet?

I don't know have you had to change the President's diaper after someone told him Chipolte's is good food?

Posted by: Jill Biden at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)

128 Around these parts, it's jammie time after 6:30 pm or so.

Posted by: Sister ALH


Which parts?

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (Vg5Sd)

129 Gratuitous nudity is a sandwich! Fight me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (f8jdA)

130 Even a good stair material and that bold pattern is still going to fail. The wall side bolts are eventually going to pull out. Terrible bolt pattern and hole spacing

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (t/4Zp)

131 93

Glad I was there. Nicely done, WDS!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (zIMWS)

132 A doodle! I loved it. Thanks, Weirddave.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (aeePL)

133 ..The Florida All-Girl Bridge Engineering Team is having their half-finished bridge over the Houston Ship Channel demolished for design flaws. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Billion dollar project, kaput. Beeeelllion. With a capital B.

Your taxpayer's dollars, hard at work squandered.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

134 Any gratuitous nudity in the Top Gun movie? Asking for a friend. Posted by: davidt

No. I was sort up stunned by this. Cruise and hot girl are about to kiss in bed and the suddenly they are talking about kidney care. I was like, really?, and utterly good with that.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)

135 Titled "Ghosts in the Machine," the video feels like a movie trailer and comes with no explanation other than: "All the world’s a stage. Join us."

GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (MFZ8i)

Ok I'm impressed - that video was a hell of a lot better than I thought it would be, and I'm already a bit scared of whoever thought it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

136 I would so love to have those turkeys in my yard....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

No. You. Wouldn't. Winged varmints. Like geese, they crap every third waddle. If they get into your garden, they will decimate it in short notice. I. Hate. Turkeys.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (VTlqx)

137

Gratuitous girl-girl innuendo > gratuitous nudity

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)

138 Mountain Grown Gratuitous Nudity? It's the richest kind!

Posted by: klaftern at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (taPSh)

139 Love and hugs to you WDS and Mr. WDS! Hope both he and Mum are feeling better.

Many many thanks to you and all the Horde family who donated in Jesse's memory.

Love all y'all.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (pkAcY)

140 *pssst*

I got links right here
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (XG2Fi)

Dunno.

Your van has no windows. And there was no mention of candy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)

141 That post looks like a terrified cat.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


An expert opinion!

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (P1f+c)

142 I don't know have you had to change the President's diaper after someone told him Chipolte's is good food?
Posted by: Jill Biden at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
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According to South Park, BILLY MAYS sells a product that takes care of that: Chipotlaway!

(I watched that episode earlier today)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHsR65IRW_8

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (K5n5d)

143 No. I was sort up stunned by this. Cruise and hot girl are about to kiss in bed and the suddenly they are talking about kidney care. I was like, really?, and utterly good with that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)

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Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

144 Tom Cruise is kind of old for a shower scene. Everything sags.
Posted by: Sister ALH


What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: the CGI guy for that scene at May 27, 2022 10:29 PM (P1f+c)

145 No. I was sort up stunned by this. Cruise and hot girl are about to kiss in bed and the suddenly they are talking about kidney care. I was like, really?, and utterly good with that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)

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Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

Is it his first rodeo?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)

146 Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.

Not once did Tom go all couch Scientology. He was disturbingly normal. I was like WTH?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Guqcm)

147 117

But, you can eat them...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (zIMWS)

148 129 Gratuitous nudity is a sandwich! Fight me!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (f8jdA)
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The Muffaletta!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

149 I had a fun comment but Pixy thinks I'm spam so F it.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (ssqLp)

150 Does anyone know anything about Starlink for RVs? I got on the waiting list for regular Starlink, and they sent me an offer to get Starlink for RVs immediately. The RV part is great, I have one of those, but I'm wondering about the feasibility of using it as my main internet connection. I saw a picture for Ukraine after they sent the Starlink stuff over there, fuckers were getting 4 times the speed I get from Suddenlink, in the middle of a war zone! Here's what it says:

"Users can expect high speed, low latency internet in areas marked "Available", and notably slower speeds during hours of peak usage in areas marked as "Waitlist" or during events with many collocated users."

My part of Texas (East of Dallas) is still marked "waitlist". Here's the map: https://www.starlink.com/map?source=rv

Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (n5wLz)

151 Not once did Tom go all couch Scientology. He was disturbingly normal. I was like WTH?
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Guqcm)
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Just goes to show what a terrific actor he is...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (K5n5d)

152 I would so love to have those turkeys in my yard....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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You wouldn't like them in your driveway...or on your car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (LPX/3)

153 ..Gratuitous girl-girl innuendo > gratuitous nudity
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)


"innuendo". Italian for "uppa youse ass!" *rude gesture*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (QzJWU)

154 Uvalde gunman threatened rapes and school shootings on social media app Yubo in weeks leading up to the massacre, users say
https://t.co/d4JKC98IIa

Three users said they witnessed Ramos threaten to commit sexual violence or carry out school shootings on Yubo, an app that is used by tens of millions of young people around the world.

During one livestream, Amanda Robbins, 19, said Ramos verbally threatened to break down her door and rape and murder her after she rebuffed his sexual advances.
She said she witnessed Ramos threaten other girls with similar "acts of sexual assault and violence".

Hannah, an 18-year-old Yubo user from Ontario, Canada, said she reported Ramos to Yubo in early April after he threatened to shoot up her school and rape and kill her and her mother during one livestream session.
Hannah said Ramos was allowed back on the platform after a temporary ban.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (MFZ8i)

155 The Muffaletta!
Posted by: All Hail Eris


I almost wasted some perfectly good bourbon, there.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (P1f+c)

156 Listening to Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson's blistering speech at the NRA conference.

"We need to make as much of an investment protecting our children as the American people do in protecting you! You spare no expense buying every weapon known to man, buying every metal detector known to man, every modern convenience at your disposal, to protect you!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

That dude was LIT. He was a frigging 1000 shades of awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (VwHCD)

157 Now if only the honchos at Ft. Bragg could put their minds to figuring out why they've had several hundred murders and suicides on base/amongst soldiers stationed there in the last 5 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (akfkg)

158 Back of the napkin math. Pete Mitchell was a LT in 86 which means he was commissioned in about 80. So, Maverick is still flying roughly 40 years later? Did they address that or no?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (u73oe)

159 Tom Cruise gets big props for keeping his yap shut about his personal hobby horses and just producing engaging, entertaining movies.

Hollywood should take a lesson, but it won't.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)

160 Glass shelving systems have rubber spacers to keep anything hard touching the glass when it's secured. I see a black area under the glass where the bolts are so that might have been done. You'd probably want every contact to have some give.

I had a glass french press and one day in the middle of the morning a tiny bubble-like imperfection appeared on the tip of the pour spout on the top. By noon the tiny bubble propagated a large crack down the entire length of the french press. Glass is weird.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (t/4Zp)

161
Is it his first rodeo?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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One of the saddest commercials I've seen. Worse than Huckabee hawking sleep aid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 10:35 PM (LPX/3)

162 Not once did Tom go all couch Scientology. He was disturbingly normal. I was like WTH?
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Guqcm)
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Just goes to show what a terrific actor he is...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

He knows how to make great movies that skip all the artsy shit and make it work. How this all happens is a form of magic. He is always 100% into the gig. I am an arsty asshole by nature and training but I love this shit. This movie is a pretty great summer Hollywood flick.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:35 PM (Guqcm)

163 Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (focbS)
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Glass on a 59 Chevy will stop a 38.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (jyW7T)

164
No. I was sort up stunned by this. Cruise and hot girl are about to kiss in bed and the suddenly they are talking about kidney care. I was like, really?, and utterly good with that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)

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Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

Is it his first rodeo?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well


Any word on from whom he obtains his self-lubricating catheters?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (ZvxPV)

165 So I had plantwd red, white and blue petunias on my front porch Over the weekend while we were gone for the wedding sometime dug up all my flowers! WTF!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/UQ/R)

166 157 Now if only the honchos at Ft. Bragg could put their minds to figuring out why they've had several hundred murders and suicides on base/amongst soldiers stationed there in the last 5 years.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (akfkg)
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I had some friends in MI stationed at Dragg way, way back in the day, and the facilities were old and shiteous and it was in a shifty area. Still like that?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

167 I mean, Maverick has been in the navy for 40+ years now. Is he a twenty star admiral by now?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (u73oe)

168 GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE

Verbum Vincent looks like it would mean something like "Words will conquer"

Nominally the add points you to the US Army Special Forces site.

The commercial looks more like something from a video game...but perhaps that's the idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

169 Back of the napkin math. Pete Mitchell was a LT in 86 which means he was commissioned in about 80. So, Maverick is still flying roughly 40 years later? Did they address that or no?

Time dilation from flying so darn fast.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X8)

170 62 I gave blood today, and the first question the phlebotomist asked me was: "Do you identify as a male or a female?" .....
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)


They're kissing the butts of the dumbest people in society and it irritates me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

171 Billion dollar project, kaput. Beeeelllion. With a capital B.

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

Do that a few times and you will approach NJ territory!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (XIJ/X)

172 165 So I had plantwd red, white and blue petunias on my front porch Over the weekend while we were gone for the wedding sometime dug up all my flowers! WTF!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/UQ/R)
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Normally I blame squirrels, but this sounds like two-legged varmints! Time to put a spycam out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

173 So I had plantwd red, white and blue petunias on my front porch Over the weekend while we were gone for the wedding sometime dug up all my flowers! WTF!

I had elk rip some plants out by the roots and then just leave most of them uneaten in the yard. Now I only buy stuff they won't eat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:38 PM (Bd6X8)

174 I gave blood today, and the first question the phlebotomist asked me was: "Do you identify as a male or a female?" .....

The correct answer is "Apache Attack Helicopter".

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)

175 170 62 I gave blood today, and the first question the phlebotomist asked me was: "Do you identify as a male or a female?" .....
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)

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Why? Do they take blood from your balls?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (XG2Fi)

176 So I had plantwd red, white and blue petunias on my front porch Over the weekend while we were gone for the wedding sometime dug up all my flowers! WTF!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/UQ/R)

Sorry about the crap too.

Posted by: Parading Turkeys at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)

177 ..Do that a few times and you will approach NJ territory! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (XIJ/X)

That would be.. A Bridge Too Far.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (QzJWU)

178 136

When one is hungry, a wild turkey would taste awesome. A goose on the other hand, well, maybe not so much. I guess it depends on how hungry one is....
These days we might not be so selective.. Ya know. Inflation and what not....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (zIMWS)

179 Uvalde gunman threatened rapes and school shootings on social media app Yubo in weeks leading up to the massacre, users say

https://t.co/d4JKC98IIa



I mentioned this earlier today. It's going to end up that the same thing happened here as at Parkland: He's a minority, so official school and police department policy was no arrests, no charging for crimes like those described here. The Obama Admin pushed in a new policy created by that pedophile jackass from Chicago who Obama put into the Dept. of Education.

Cruz, the kid who shot up Parkland, had many, many crimes that should have landed him in actual prison, not just juvie, but over and over the police and school district were called but nothing was ever done, so he was able to buy his gun, just like Ramos.

Andrew Pollack wrote "Why Meadow Died" about the Parkland catastrophe. His daughter Meadow was shot about 6 times by Cruz. The book is a real eye-opener, and sparked white-hot anger in me.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (akfkg)

180 >>> Gratuitous girl-girl innuendo > gratuitous nudity
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)


Gratuitous Menudo would be a great Salsa band name.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (t/4Zp)

181 @170: "They're kissing the butts of the dumbest people ..."

Turning all the normies mildly autistic too. "Do you identify" sounds like an icebreaker straight outta a deleted Big Bang Theory scene.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (4NlP1)

182 Why? Do they take blood from your balls?

I just got a great idea for how we can do better COVID testing!

Posted by: Tony Fauci at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)

183 The correct answer is "Apache Attack Helicopter".

Posted by: 18-1



"I am a pansexual intergalactic, immortal dolphin."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:41 PM (akfkg)

184 Glass is weird.
Posted by: banana Dream


It sure is.

https://youtu.be/xe-f4gokRBs?t=103

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (P1f+c)

185 Gratuitous girl-girl innuendo > gratuitous nudity

I bet a lot of Hollywood startlets miss those simple days when they could suddenly become leftwing heroes just by making out with some other starlet in a movie.

Ellen Page has really upped the ante.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

186
Avs score with 5.6 seconds left to win 3-2 and eliminate the Blues.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)

187 I gave blood today, and the first question the phlebotomist asked me was: "Do you identify as a male or a female?" .....
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)

I have not been asked that question yet. If it ever happens, the person asking might be treated to an incredulous "the fuck??" Maybe followed by a tirade about this world being a fucked up garbage world.

My right as a 29 year-old.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

188 Whew. Avs score with 6 seconds left to move on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2022 10:43 PM (8GBH4)

189 86 The glass stairs might make it easier if you decide to kill your spouse.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It appears you've invested some amount of thought into this plan.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (ifHdv)


When people are at my house for more than a couple days, they get on my nerves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

190 I notice slowly but surely more people at my work are adding pronouns to their names.

Dumb Dumb Dumb...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:44 PM (ESjRY)

191 I had some friends in MI stationed at Dragg way, way back in the day, and the facilities were old and shiteous and it was in a shifty area. Still like that?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



It's HQ for all the spec ops folks now, so it's vastly improved over the old days, I think. There is a psychological problem amongst the SF communities. They are worn out from 20 years of constant war, they are arrogant and entitled, and they are not being held to account for wrong-doing. It's escalated into some very bizarre murders, disappearances and suicides. A yuge number of them in a very short time.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:44 PM (akfkg)

192 AVALANCHE WIN!!!! : )

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/UQ/R)

193 I mean, Maverick has been in the navy for 40+ years now. Is he a twenty star admiral by now? Posted by: Duke Lowell

Nope still a Captain. I know this maybe amazing and controversial but his character exists solely in a fictional movie. Sometimes it is just acceptable to standdown.
With that said I will always be in awe of people that have served. This I mean with every part of my being.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (Guqcm)

194 My pronouns: Fuck you/fuck yours

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)

195 86 The glass stairs might make it easier if you decide to kill your spouse.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It appears you've invested some amount of thought into this plan.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (ifHdv)
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Chance favors the prepared mind...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)

196 I picked up my kitty and gave him hugs, and he didn't murder me! YAY!

Of course, he was extra murderous earlier in the evening, so maybe he was just shagged out.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (m0zqP)

197

I suppose those glass steps have no perceptible bounce whatsoever...

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/OeOS)

198
Do that a few times and you will approach NJ territory! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (XIJ/X)

__________

The Fred Hartman Bridge downstream took 10 years to build because of problems getting steel for it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27+)

199 Avs score with 5.6 seconds left to win 3-2 and eliminate the Blues.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)

Kewl!
I was watching, but then I went over here to make dumb comments. I will root for the Avs, or the Oilers over the the Lightning. Florida is to hockey as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)

200 In the movie one admiral directly asks Maverick "You've been in the Navy for 30 years and you are still only a captain. How is that possible?" He responds "It's a mystery". And that just reminded me of something that might be an Easter egg I've gotta check it out.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Ovlks)

201 Insty has a post this morning about three teens in Uvalde being arrested four years ago for plotting a mass casualty event, including the school shooter.

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Vg5Sd)

202 157 Now if only the honchos at Ft. Bragg could put their minds to figuring out why they've had several hundred murders and suicides on base/amongst soldiers stationed there in the last 5 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (akfkg)
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Almost as if there's a serial killer stationed there.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:47 PM (jyW7T)

203 The Fred Hartman Bridge downstream took 10 years to build because of problems getting steel for it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27

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I heard they had to resort to swap meets for pot metal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:47 PM (XG2Fi)

204 BeckChas
One day at a time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 10:47 PM (V81zQ)

205 Fred Hartman, Male Bridge Prostitute.

Eh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)

206 Meanwhile, my parents seem to have totally been suckered in by the covid propaganda. Mom had a scratchy throat and low grade fever so got tested and positive. Dad has no symptoms but tested anyway and positive too. Amazing! They put them on Plaxovid or whatever Pfizer's new horse medicine pill is. Look, they are old, I get it...but at the same time I'm disappointed in them in a way. I thought that 2+ years later they would get it. Oh, and they're vaccinated (J&J) which I jabbed my dad about a bit today over text (hey, so much for that vaccine, huh?) and he took it well.


Meanwhile, they were here visiting us three days ago and my dad apologized profusely for exposing us. I'm like...dude we are not worried. We are both fine. Mr D works in retail, pretty sure we had it already anyway and he's exposed all the time so it is inevitable that it will be here. But one thing we will not be (and mom and dad fell for) are statistics for this state's database contributing to another reason to lock us down. NO.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:49 PM (ssqLp)

207 With that said I will always be in awe of people that have served. This I mean with every part of my being.

Posted by: Lost In Space



I've read that there isn't a single green screen shot in the movie. All of the aviation footage was real and flown by actual Naval aviators. Pretty impressive.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (akfkg)

208 No. You. Wouldn't. Winged varmints. Like geese, they crap every third waddle. If they get into your garden, they will decimate it in short notice. I. Hate. Turkeys.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (VTlqx)


I hear tell that if they decide to roost on the eaves of your house they can do a lot of damage. They also love to wander around in roads blocking traffic. Yeah, I know, but running them down in front of other drivers can make you look kinda blood thirsty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

209 I gave blood today, and the first question the phlebotomist asked me was: "Do you identify as a male or a female?"
Posted by: Sharkman


"Haven't seen it in years, you tell me."

* drops pants *

Posted by: some random fat guy at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (P1f+c)

210 as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

You were a moron in good standing in my book before this post. I plan on sending a few glowing emails to various unamed COBs recommending platinum membership status after that one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (VTlqx)

211 Florida is to hockey as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Do understand you just channeled Shakespeare?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Guqcm)

212 most jurisdictions would never allow steps that don't have a closed rise, much less only one stringer

even in an exterior application

too fucking dangerous

Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 10:51 PM (us2H3)

213 @204 - yeah, one day at a time. My arms look like a museum exhibit for cats. "Ooh, love the technique here! It's almost MUNDANE. And this one! Oh, look, the jagged sharp lines! It must be a commentary on snacks."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (m0zqP)

214 Florida is to hockey as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)

Well, it's a truck so....

Posted by: Ransom E at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

215 Florida is to hockey as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

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It's going to be one lonely knight for you, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)

216 as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

You were a moron in good standing in my book before this post. I plan on sending a few glowing emails to various unamed COBs recommending platinum membership status after that one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (VTlqx)

Absolutely. Despicable metalhead me always called them REO shitwagon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (VwHCD)

217 So the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Team is doing residential architecture now? Sweet!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM


The engineering design for the Florida International University pedestrian bridge was by FIGG Bridge Group who still have the insane slogan "Building Bridges as Art" on their website.

The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) determines that the probable cause of the Florida International University (FIU) pedestrian bridge collapse was the load and capacity calculation errors made by FIGG Bridge Engineers, Inc., (FIGG) in its design of the main span truss member 11/12 nodal region and connection to the bridge deck. Contributing to the collapse was the inadequate peer review performed by Louis Berger, which failed to detect the calculation errors in the bridge design. Further contributing to the collapse was the failure of the FIGG engineer of record to identify the significance of the structural cracking observed in this node before the collapse and to obtain an independent peer review of the remedial plan to address the cracking.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (hOAT3)

218 Ha! It is an Easter egg. In the first film, when Maverick and Goose are getting chewed out after helping Cougar land on the carrier, it's mentioned that he has "a history of high speed passes over five air towers and one admirals daughter". Goose whispers out of the corner of his mouth "Penny Benjamin?" The love interest in the new movie is named Penny. IMDB reveals that the character's name is......Penny Benjamin.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (Ovlks)

219 And that USA truck vs euroweenie vid reminds me of how I play GTA. Or Forza. Or pretty much any racing game. No mercy.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (ssqLp)

220 Top Gun was a stoopid, insipid movie, except for the F-14 flying scenes, shot from carriers. should have been nothing but Tomcats flying around. Boner fuel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

221 I sent MisHum a music video that is like the Tsar Bomba of bad videos, and if you see it then you have been very, very bad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

222 159 Tom Cruise gets big props for keeping his yap shut about his personal hobby horses and just producing engaging, entertaining movies.

Hollywood should take a lesson, but it won't.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Ricky Gervais at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

223 200 In the movie one admiral directly asks Maverick "You've been in the Navy for 30 years and you are still only a captain. How is that possible?" He responds "It's a mystery". And that just reminded me of something that might be an Easter egg I've gotta check it out.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Ovlks

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30 years ago was 1992. Top Gun came out in 1986. Willing suspension of disbelief, I guess.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 10:55 PM (u73oe)

224 most jurisdictions would never allow steps that don't have a closed rise, much less only one stringer
even in an exterior application
too fucking dangerous
Posted by: REDACTED


Forget all the ways to fail using them the right way.

Imagine walking around on the lower floor, and stumbling into the edge of one in the dark. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:55 PM (P1f+c)

225 Put me down for the first bathroom.

Not only is it immensely safer, behind the dryer would be an excellent place to stash your "bathroom gun".

What, you don't have a bathroom gun?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (bW8dp)

226 It's going to be one lonely knight for you, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)

Heh. I actually love that song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)

227 I had a fun comment but Pixy thinks I'm spam so F it.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (ssqLp)


Happens to me a lot, too. Pixy's a fickle witch.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (ldL4g)

228 Florida is to hockey as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.

Embryo Meatwagon. One song of theirs still gets airplay around here and it's the live version because otherwise no one will recognize the voice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)

229 Did someone say worst music video of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=DFRhADWKZRY

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (cupoy)

230 Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:49 PM (ssqLp)

Bur aren't you worried about your social credit score?
/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (V81zQ)

231 > should have been nothing but Tomcats flying around.

Well, it's like old-school porn, where they used to at least pretend to have a plot.

Although I have to say I've been ordering pizza for over 29 years, and never once has a hot delivery girl offered to give me a beejer in exchange for a better tip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)

232

It's all fun and games until someone severs an aorta or has his jaw torn clean off of his skull!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (/OeOS)

233 Mom had a scratchy throat and low grade fever so got tested and positive. Dad has no symptoms but tested anyway and positive too.

It's preordained. Stop the damned testing and this bullshit will finally end.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (Xrfse)

234 Ha! It is an Easter egg. In the first film, when Maverick and Goose are getting chewed out after helping Cougar land on the carrier, it's mentioned that he has "a history of high speed passes over five air towers and one admirals daughter". Goose whispers out of the corner of his mouth "Penny Benjamin?" The love interest in the new movie is named Penny. IMDB reveals that the character's name is......Penny Benjamin. Posted by: Weirddave

I had a moment when I sorted that out. Nearly got planted in the parking lot of the movie theater. I have issues which I am good with.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (Guqcm)

235 Roll With the Changes is the good REO Speedwagon song.

That's it. Just the one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (bW8dp)

236 Imagine walking around on the lower floor, and stumbling into the edge of one in the dark. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:55 PM (P1f+c)

if you presented a building official plans that included that set of stairs

they would laugh you out of their office

most things like that are jacklegged,, in one form or another

Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (us2H3)

237 "And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking."

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (Pb3le)

238

A bathroom gun is for when one really needs to squeeze on off in an emergency?

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (/OeOS)

239 Although I have to say I've been ordering pizza for over 29 years, and never once has a hot delivery girl offered to give me a beejer in exchange for a better tip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)

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What's wrong with your tip?

Posted by: Kumala Harris at May 27, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)

240 I would put landscape timbers at the front corners of the dryer.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 11:01 PM (jyW7T)

241 Bur aren't you worried about your social credit score?



Yes! I must go out immediately and get triple dipple vaccinated! We have always been at war with Eurasia! /s

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (ssqLp)

242 208
Honestly, having turkeys around is really not a bad thing.
They're pretty smart, and the meat is really good.
Certainly better than hormone infused 'Butterballs'.
Fun times trying to hunt them
As said, the meat is really tasty!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (zIMWS)

243 Posted by: Chuck C at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (hOAT3)

But think of the diversity, inclusivity, and equity scores and you will quickly see the overall benefit to humanity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (V81zQ)

244 Happens to me a lot, too. Pixy's a fickle witch.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (ldL4g)

Well, he's a guy, so....

Posted by: Jake From State Farm at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (7bRMQ)

245 too fucking dangerous
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 10:51 PM (us2H3)

Too much jurisdiction. Imma build outside of that pesky inspection nonsense, and my stairs will look however I want them to.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:03 PM (LOVUx)

246 Last pizza I had delivered I was in the middle of working and the delivery girl decided she wanted to have a ten minute conversation with me over my gardens and flowerbeds and what she was doing with her house and gardens. Super awkward.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:03 PM (ssqLp)

247 What's wrong with your tip?
Posted by: Kumala Harris

Just the tip?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (V81zQ)

248 "And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking."

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (Pb3le)

But you don't know the words to Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Posted by: Dr McCoy at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)

249 "I am a pansexual intergalactic, immortal dolphin."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:41 PM (akfkg)


That reminds me. A teacher told me that he had a parent/teacher conference with a couple who said that they were "disembodied something or others", something really bizarre. I thought the teacher must have misheard them. Well, I was reading about Scientology, and that thing the parents had said was something from Scientology.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

250 239 Although I have to say I've been ordering pizza for over 29 years, and never once has a hot delivery girl offered to give me a beejer in exchange for a better tip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)

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What's wrong with your tip?
Posted by: Kumala Harris at May 27, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)

Can’t stop laughing!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (ZTJjv)

251 238 A bathroom gun is for when one really needs to squeeze on off in an emergency?

I thought that was called a fartclam?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

252 If we had an actual scientific medical establishment they would have done a study on what constant testing does with other diseases.

Take three groups of people in the fall and offer to pay them (obviously).

Group 1: They just need to call in if they have to go to the DR and he tells them they have the flu.

Group 2: They need to come in for a flu screening once a week.

Group 3: Tell them there is a dangerous new version of the flu out...highly infectious too! Give them way more tests then they actually need and tell them they are to test daily and must immediately enter a positive test result in an app they are given on their own.

Then compare how many people "have the flu" between the groups. Group 2 is probably the true number, but group 1 is how we traditionally count cases...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (ESjRY)

253 ..A bathroom gun is for when one really needs to squeeze on off in an emergency? Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (/OeOS)

It could scare the shit outta you, resulting in an accidental discharge.

Rule 1. All assholes are always loaded. Rule 2. Keep the T.P. away from the bunghole until you're certain the chamber is cleared. Rule 3. Never set that bunghole on anything other than a proper commode, or other object you're willing to destroy. Rule 4. Always know what is your target, and what's downstream of the flushhole.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (QzJWU)

254 What's shakin folks?
I got the pleasant news that a test showed I have "a 56
% chance of a biopsy showing prostate cancer". Huh, I was too sunned to ask how accurate the biopsies are? Anyone know?

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (55Qr6)

255 Census Bureau:

San Francisco is estimated to have lost 6.3% of its population between July 2020 and July 2021.


Holy shit. That's like Haitian refugee levels of population decline.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (bW8dp)

256 In the movie one admiral directly asks Maverick "You've been in the Navy for 30 years and you are still only a captain. How is that possible?" He responds "It's a mystery". And that just reminded me of something that might be an Easter egg I've gotta check it out.
Posted by: Weirddave

I got that right off the flight deck. This movie is not a documentary, it is complete Hollywood which offends some of our fellow travelers on this website that have served. I would never disrespect that sacrifice. At the same time a Memorial Day weekend. Friday night is a good time to have some fun. Top Gun 2 does exactly that.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (Guqcm)

257 It could scare the shit outta you, resulting in an accidental discharge.


You don't know how many times I've had to deal with an accidental discharge!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)

258 Did someone say worst music video of all time?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (cupoy)


Whoo Hoo! I didn't make the top!
https://youtu.be/WZvl2aqIyNg

Posted by: Billy Squier at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (t/4Zp)

259 I thought the teacher must have misheard them. Well, I was reading about Scientology, and that thing the parents had said was something from Scientology.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

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Did they have body thetans hanging all over them? Did Xenu show up?

Posted by: Kumala Harris at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (XG2Fi)

260 A bathroom gun is for when one really needs to squeeze on off in an emergency?


Wait, we're supposed to leave the gun, take the cannoli, right?

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (ssqLp)

261 San Francisco is estimated to have lost 6.3% of its population between July 2020 and July 2021.

Leftwing people were told they would die from COVID if they were around other people.

And rightwing people saw the leftwing people were NAZIs.

Everyone that could get out of the big blue shitholes on short notice did.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)

262 San Francisco is estimated to have lost 6.3% of its population between July 2020 and July 2021.
___

Too bad.
So sad.

Guess the ones who beat feet were the smart ones.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:07 PM (xvdag)

263 I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and call it a stairway to heaven

Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (us2H3)

264 Anyone know?
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (55Qr6)

You may or may not have it, and honestly, it isn't something that's going to kill you. Go get the biopsy, find out for sure, and if you have it, get it seeded and go home and enjoy the next 30 or 40 years.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (LOVUx)

265 102 'Unsettling' Fort Bragg recruitment video ignites debate over its mysterious intent
https://t.co/4CWa73AWBc

Recruitment video on YouTube by Fort Bragg’s 4th Psychological Operations Group-Airborne (4th PSYOP Group)

Titled "Ghosts in the Machine," the video feels like a movie trailer and comes with no explanation other than: "All the world’s a stage. Join us."

GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (MFZ8i)

It's not a new concept, but it is scary.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Qhnrt)

266 lol Gran Turismo 7 rocks.

Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (kOpft)

267 San Francisco is estimated to have lost 6.3% of its population between July 2020 and July 2021.


Metastasized.

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Vg5Sd)

268 Wait, we're supposed to leave the gun, take the cannoli, right?
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (ssqLp)

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I always get that mixed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)

269 One could cash out of Frisco with a lifetime of money in some other places.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (jyW7T)

270 > A bathroom gun is for when one really needs to squeeze on off in an emergency?

It's so if someone kicks in your door while you're showering or taking a crap you're able to come out with something other than a roll of toilet paper or a wet towel.

I don't have a bathroom gun where I live now, because it's a civilized neighborhood.

But when I lived in more "exciting" neighborhoods when I was young and poor, I did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (bW8dp)

271 The thought of living the next 30-40 years in this depraved, evil world is horrifying.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)

272 Good evening morons and thanks wd

Yes, there are mountains near the Caspian sea in the northern regions of Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2022 11:10 PM (EZebt)

273 > One could cash out of Frisco with a lifetime of money in some other places.

As I understand it, though, California will try to continue collecting taxes on your nest egg for the rest of your life.


That's why I won't even change planes in that shithole, if I can possibly avoid it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:10 PM (bW8dp)

274 271 The thought of living the next 30-40 years in this depraved, evil world is horrifying.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)


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Yep. I don't worry about me but I do worry about what my sweet granddaughter will face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:11 PM (XG2Fi)

275 271 The thought of living the next 30-40 years in this depraved, evil world is horrifying.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)

Well, sweetie, you just don't get to know that, do you? In His hands, we can do just about anything.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:11 PM (LOVUx)

276 (((SMH)))

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:11 PM (ssqLp)

277 I see New York is going to issue gender neutral driver's licenses in the very near future.

Hooray for us.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (KATBx)

278 Yep. I don't worry about me but I do worry about what my sweet granddaughter will face.
___

My granddaughters live on 11 acres in the Ozarks with their mom and dad.

They're being homeschooled, and being taught how to live off the land and how to hunt.

I don't worry about them.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (xvdag)

279 Guess the ones who beat feet were the smart ones.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:07 PM (xvdag)
===
Mrs. F. told me about this this morning and I said "I wish I was one of them."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (EZebt)

280 San Francisco Crock-o-Shiticle article about the population decline.

https://tinyurl.com/s6suc8hs

6.3% per year is really, really, really bad.

Because of compounding, that would produce a 50% population drop in a decade, if it continued.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (bW8dp)

281

Gender-neutral licenses to illegal aliens!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (/OeOS)

282 Absolutely. Despicable metalhead me always called them REO shitwagon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (VwHCD)


Ballad (later) REO is REO Shitwagon. I could not stand that crap. But the early stuff is not bad at all. R.E.O. II is a particularly good album, on either side. 'Like You Do' is one of their best rockers and they do a good cover of 'Little Queenie'; their live double album, with 'Ridin' The Storm Out', is also pretty good. But once they went all love ballad bullshit, it was just . . . why?

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (ldL4g)

283 Well, sweetie, you just don't get to know that, do you? In His hands, we can do just about anything.
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That may be, but it doesn't change the fact that for me, the thought of living 30-40 years in this evil world is horrifying.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (xvdag)

284 277 I see New York is going to issue gender neutral driver's licenses in the very near future.

Hooray for us.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (KATBx)

That's fine. We don't have genders. Gender is something for verbs and articles, not for people. People have sex.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (LOVUx)

285 We will endure what we need to endure with our faith intact. My plan is to live my life as close to my faith as possible for as long as I exist. What happens around me will be, but the Lord has a plan and I will follow what his plan for me is.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:15 PM (ssqLp)

286 I am absolutely guaranteed to sign up for private pilot lessons at the ripe old age of 59 next Monday morning, if even half of what I've heard about this movie is true.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM


My son has an internship this summer at "Big Aircraft". I told him to call the flying club and check out their deals on flying lessons.

The assistant manager said they are swamped for this summer. I assume it is a Covid bounce back, rather than Maverick's doing, but maybe it is just because it is a fun hobby in the face of the Leftists attempting to suck all of the joy out of life?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:15 PM (tkyK5)

287 Ditto props for Top Gun Maverick. Went with friends whose son is a Navy pilot who appears unheralded briefly in the film 2.5 minutes in landing on deck. (And REO’s Ridin’ the Storm Out fully passes muster IMO)

Posted by: TarzanTurk at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (kiGn9)

288 Ok kids...
Good night sweet ones!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (zIMWS)

289 They're being homeschooled, and being taught how to live off the land and how to hunt.

I don't worry about them.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (xvdag)

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They're not alone. It's like there are two entirely antithetical cultures growing up side by side in this country now. It's hard to envision how it will end amicably.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)

290 Bathroom gun? No problem.
Put it in a freezer bag in the tank.
Not one of your collector's items, mind you...

Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (jTmQV)

291 Yes, there are mountains near the Caspian sea in the northern regions of Iran

I looked at the map and saw that, but you can't deploy a carrier to the Caspian Sea. I was wondering if there were any in the south near the gulf. Sorry I wasn't more clear.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (Ovlks)

292 We will endure what we need to endure with our faith intact. My plan is to live my life as close to my faith as possible for as long as I exist. What happens around me will be, but the Lord has a plan and I will follow what his plan for me is.
Posted by: DangerGirl
___

I'm a soldier at heart.

These motherfuckers want to come after me, have at it.

With the way things are going, I won't have to worry about living for another 30-40 years.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (xvdag)

293 Gender-neutral licenses to illegal aliens!
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (/OeOS)

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With automatic voter registration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)

294 It's hard to envision how it will end amicably.
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Don't worry.

It won't.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:18 PM (xvdag)

295 But once they went all love ballad bullshit, it was just . . . why?

Same reason Journey did, they needed the money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X8)

296 Kat is very leggy tonight

Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2022 11:19 PM (GJnvT)

297 It's preordained. Stop the damned testing and this bullshit will finally end.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (Xrfse)


Cases versus deaths. The hystreria is all about cases where I care about mortality/deaths. It's a bad flu which targets the usual suspects.

In the recent past, I don't remember telling people to get a new flu jab every three to four months, either.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (ldL4g)

298 IWith automatic voter registration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)

Now that's the really important part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (V81zQ)

299 Kat is very leggy tonight

Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2022 11:19 PM



My brother!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (/OeOS)

300 The latest "gender" on Twitter is some dude who goes by "Pastel" and says his "pronouns" are "paint" and "paintself". He only appears as an anime-style painting.

Haldol, dude. It works.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (bW8dp)

301 I'm a soldier at heart.

These motherfuckers want to come after me, have at it.

With the way things are going, I won't have to worry about living for another 30-40 years.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (xvdag)



I can understand...from a removed point of view. Mr D was infantry and he says the same. I've come to the point where I feel that if I die defending what I believe so be it, but I hope it won't come to that. Yet, all signs point to the opposite. Mr D. tells me to run if trouble comes here but I'm not sure I could or would.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (ssqLp)

302 We will endure what we need to endure with our faith intact. My plan is to live my life as close to my faith as possible for as long as I exist. What happens around me will be, but the Lord has a plan and I will follow what his plan for me is.
Posted by: DangerGirl

I admire this, I respect this. There is much we can talk about in those few words you just said.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 11:21 PM (YwurZ)

303 In the recent past, I don't remember telling people to get a new THE SAME flu jab every three to four months, either.
Posted by: RickZ


FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 11:21 PM (P1f+c)

304 @271 I am sorry. The world is what we have presented before us. There aren't any choices. It is this, or it is that.

Best we can do is harbor our own terrors close to our chests, and hope that there is, somehow out there, something greater than ourselves.

I'm in total shell.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 11:22 PM (m0zqP)

305 The latest "gender" on Twitter is some dude who goes by "Pastel" and says his "pronouns" are "paint" and "paintself". He only appears as an anime-style painting.
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When grocery store shelves are emptied because trucks that run on diesel can't restock them, lunatics like this will quickly realize that hunger is a thing, and that no one gives a shit what they identify as.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM (xvdag)

306 I hope it doesn't either, DG, but the signs point otherwise.

Our govt wants us DEAD.

They will shoot us.
They will infect us.
They will starve us.

And no election will save us.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (xvdag)

307 When grocery store shelves are emptied because trucks that run on diesel can't restock them, lunatics like this will quickly realize that hunger is a thing, and that no one gives a shit what they identify as.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM


Agreed!

Only when they attempt to "identify" as someone with a full belly will they begin to get an inkling of their lunacy.

P.S. Howdy SMH!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (tkyK5)

308 Last day of vacation. Stepson sick most of vacation and than his sister started feeling bad. Than the hubby. Stepdaughter tested positive this afternoon. Hubby says no way he's testing for the crud. It is what it is. Stepson 4 times jabbed not sure about the stepdaughter. Will be interested in seeing if the spouses, including myself get the crud.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2022 11:26 PM (V42Dq)

309 When grocery store shelves are emptied because trucks that run on diesel can't restock them, lunatics like this will quickly realize that hunger is a thing, and that no one gives a shit what they identify as.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM (xvdag)



Exactly. When the SHTF, no one is gonna give a fuck about anything on social media, your pronouns or any other stupid thing the leftists raise hell about these days. It's pure survival.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:26 PM (ssqLp)

310 Our govt wants us DEAD.

They will shoot us.
They will infect us.
They will starve us.

And no election will save us.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (xvdag)



Same page, sister. Same page.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:27 PM (ssqLp)

311 ..Only when they attempt to "identify" as someone with a full belly will they begin to get an inkling of their lunacy.
P.S. Howdy SMH! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (tkyK5)



Looters can "identify" as someone with a belly fulla lead, and they won't even have to delude themselves into believing that it's actually so!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (QzJWU)

312 Yes, I do believe in the Lord.

But He may not return for quite some time, and in the meantime, I will do what I can to protect those I care about in whatever manner I can.

But right now, at this moment, I'm thinking of friends who died in a war to enrich those currently trying to kill us.

I'm not feeling too charitable...or forgiving.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (xvdag)

313 nec,

Sorry to hear about the sick kids and vacation loss.

Prayers headed your way!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (tkyK5)

314 Gah...thanks for reminding how much REO Speedwagon sucked...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (S7une)

315 Woman prevents mass shooting:

https://tinyurl.com/mu2z44ej

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 27, 2022 11:29 PM (YynYJ)

316 Heh. Wagon Train on INSP. Guest characters; Art Linkletter, and Nancy Reagan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 11:29 PM (HAeoF)

317 Looters can "identify" as someone with a belly fulla lead, and they won't even have to delude themselves into believing that it's actually so!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


I see the wisdom in this teaching method.

Do you have a newsletter that I may subscribe to?

P.S. Howdy, Jim!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:30 PM (tkyK5)

318 When grocery store shelves are emptied because trucks that run on diesel can't restock them, lunatics like this will quickly realize that hunger is a thing, and that no one gives a shit what they identify as.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM (xvdag)

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The veneer will peel off and these stupid snowflakes will realize that the comfort and abundance that they took for granted as the normal state of things was a historical aberration. Life is hard, gritty and unforgiving, and nature wants to kill you.

You and your hip piercings and edgy green hair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)

319 Gah...thanks for reminding how much REO Speedwagon sucked...
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (S7une)

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These are fighting words.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)

320 Nay on the stairs. That design would be unsafe if they were made of carbon steel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (TOjrY)

321 Jim!

Your open letter to the cowardly cops in Uvalde was *chef's kiss*

Last I heard, some of the cops are getting death threats.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (xvdag)

322 Meanwhile, the needy Doberman Shepherd is here whinging that he wants me to go to bed and I have a lot of chores to do before work, so to bed I will go. Be well, my AoS box friends. Take care of you and your own.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (ssqLp)

323 Well, we are now fucked! The four hamsters of the apocalypse are now on their way!

Metro
@MetroUK
A team of scientists at Northwestern University in the US have accidentally created overly-aggressive mutant hamsters following a gene-editing experiment. 🐹

They were trying to increase bonding between the lovable animals but failed.

Let's Discuss 👇
metro.co.uk
Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into 'aggressive' rage monsters
The results of the experiment were a 'startling conclusion'.
8:36 AM · May 27, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)

324 Iran has ski resorts so yeah snowy mountains.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (FaIO0)

325 Nay on the stairs. That design would be unsafe if they were made of carbon steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Not exactly child-friendly.

Then again, neither are schools.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (xvdag)

326 The veneer will peel off and these stupid snowflakes will realize that the comfort and abundance that they took for granted as the normal state of things was a historical aberration. Life is hard, gritty and unforgiving, and nature wants to kill you.

Good news for the times when the veneer does get peeled off - youngest daughter texted me today asking when I could take her out to the farm to go shooting!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:34 PM (tkyK5)

327 Niters, DG.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:34 PM (xvdag)

328 ...Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into 'aggressive' rage monsters
The results of the experiment were a 'startling conclusion'.
8:36 AM · May 27, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM



Go on...

Posted by: George Takei at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (/OeOS)

329 Glass is kinda slippery. Glass.steps - bad.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (3Or4S)

330 A teacher told me that he had a parent/teacher conference with a couple who said that they were "disembodied something or others", something really bizarre.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

We're from France.

Posted by: Coneheads at Parent Teacher Conference at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (oHd/0)

331 I just want to be the kindly old man who lives quietly, enjoying retirement.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (KATBx)

332 Wait...

These soyboys think they'll take over a prison if incarcerated???

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (xvdag)

333 I never did understand that Phil Collins (I think it was) song about "It's no fun being an illegal alien".

Yeah, and? It's not SUPPOSED to be fun, you fucking retard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (bW8dp)

334 SMH!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (QzJWU)

335 Thanks pillage. As long as we all make it home, we're currently at Sea Tac we should be good. We fly home to 3 different states early in the morning.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (V42Dq)

336 They don't want us dead. They want us enslaved.

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (Vg5Sd)

337 I just want to be the kindly old man who lives quietly, enjoying retirement.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Hope you can do that.

For a lot of us, that is no longer an option.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (xvdag)

338 They don't want us dead. They want us enslaved.
Posted by: davidt
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Those that are willing to be slaves, yeah.

Those of us that don't, they want dead.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (xvdag)

339 290 Bathroom gun? No problem.
Put it in a freezer bag in the tank.
Not one of your collector's items, mind you...
Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 27, 2022 11:16
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I remember this CHiPs episode when they tried to make all gun owners look nuts (he had a shower shotgun)...

CHiPs Gun Stop youtube.com/watch?v=OVUB_1MbFS4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (MFZ8i)

340 Even regular hamsters can be pretty damned bitey, if they don't know you or they haven't been socialized properly.

Those teeth could probably chew through an artery in a hurry...

And now I'm wondering if anyone has ever suffered the ignominious death of being killed by a hamster.

There was a Russian dude (drunk, no doubt) who was killed by a beaver some years ago (and yeah, insert beaver joke here). He picked it up and it turned around and got his femoral artery. That was it.

Moral: never fuck with something that has teeth that can bite through trees.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (bW8dp)

341 318. Yep. Pierchings, tats, hair dye are meaningless statements of a peiple with too much money and time. Poverty stricken have no money or time for such foolishness.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (3Or4S)

342 Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into 'aggressive' rage monsters
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Anyone have World War Z marked on their bingo card?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:39 PM (xvdag)

343 I name all stairs Fred.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 11:39 PM (U3akT)

344 Moral: never fuck with something that has teeth that can bite through trees.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Yet, they taste like beef.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:40 PM (xvdag)

345 whoa

Posted by: Gere at May 27, 2022 11:40 PM (Vg5Sd)

346 nec,

We managed to take turns as the caregiver as it burned through our family. Everyone that got REST and fluids came through it fairly easily.

My wife has asthma and did just fine. But I essentially stuck her in bed for a week and just made sure to keep her Kindle charged so she would stay there!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:41 PM (tkyK5)

347 > And now I'm wondering if anyone has ever suffered the ignominious death of being killed by a hamster.


Answer: yes. 11 year old Chinese girl bitten by a hamster in 2013. Turns out she was allergic to hamster spit or something. Died within an hour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:41 PM (bW8dp)

348 345 whoa
Posted by: Gere at May 27, 2022 11:40 PM (Vg5Sd)


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You put a hyper-hamster up your ass and 10 minutes it's eating your tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM (XG2Fi)

349 There was a Russian dude (drunk, no doubt) who was killed by a beaver some years ago (and yeah, insert beaver joke here).

Rookie mistake. Never insert a beaver!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM (tkyK5)

350 Pillage. More concerned about daughter in law with auto immune issues. She's 4 times jabbed so hopefully good.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (V42Dq)

351 Glass is kinda slippery. Glass.steps - bad.
Posted by: Cicero
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Probably should be avoided by older people who wear bifocals, trifocals, or have equilibrium problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (sm7HI)

352 These soyboys think they'll take over a prison if incarcerated???

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (xvdag)


Delusional doesn't begin to cover it, right? It's like they've never heard of the AB or the Mexican and black gangs. I can see them becoming snitches and either being dead or in protective custody and still dead later. I'm sure the race segregation will shock them and the race riots will not be a fun learning experience, either. If they don't stand up for their race, their race will kill them and they will die without a clue.

And they think they can take over a prison from hardened cons because they are wicked smaht? Like I said, delusional beyond all hope.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (ldL4g)

353 What's funny, is that those who got jabbed got the coof, and those of us who didn't, either haven't gotten it or we did and had no symptoms.

And I will never test for a cold, which at this point, it pretty much is.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (xvdag)

354 You put a hyper-hamster up your ass and 10 minutes it's eating your tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM



Oh, my...

Posted by: George Takei at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (/OeOS)

355 She's 4 times jabbed so hopefully good.

Huh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2022 11:44 PM (Xrfse)

356 > These soyboys think they'll take over a prison if incarcerated???

Given how effeminate most of them look, they'll have sucked several cubic miles of cock before their sentence is up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:45 PM (bW8dp)

357 ..You put a hyper-hamster up your ass and 10 minutes it's eating your tongue. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM (XG2Fi)

And now you know why the TxMoMeet isn't booking rooms at the Hampster Inn, this October.

Been Had scored the big discounts at the Best Western. Let her know your October RSVP, and she'll tell you the discount code to give to the Reservations Desk.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

358 And they think they can take over a prison from hardened cons because they are wicked smaht? Like I said, delusional beyond all hope.
Posted by: RickZ
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I'm still laughing.

These youngsters have no clue whatsoever.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:45 PM (xvdag)

359

I've ordered a another bunch of free bat flu tests from the USPS recently... They've not arrived yet... I've got quite the stack now already, never been used, might be valuable someday!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:46 PM (/OeOS)

360 More concerned about daughter in law with auto immune issues. She's 4 times jabbed so hopefully good.

People suffering from several of the various auto immune diseases reported "flare ups" above the expected rate after vaccination. So the protein spike can definitely be a trigger. Hopefully her illness response is now somewhat desensitized after that many jabs.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:48 PM (tkyK5)

361 A bathroom gun is for when one really needs to squeeze on off in an emergency?
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (/OeOS)


I have a kitchen machete, does that count?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 11:48 PM (xhaym)

362 Evening.

All hail the Texas Crab!

I'm sleepy.

Night.

Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 11:49 PM (1Yy3c)

363 And they think they can take over a prison from hardened cons because they are wicked smaht? Like I said, delusional beyond all hope.
Posted by: RickZ
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My dad was a corrections officer for 20 years in Hawaii after he retired from the Navy.

The place he worked at included Samoans.

I just pictured an Antifa soyboy vs a Samoan gang.

I can't stop giggling.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:49 PM (xvdag)

364 Been Had scored the big discounts at the Best Western. Let her know your October RSVP, and she'll tell you the discount code to give to the Reservations Desk.

Jim

The..Wwest Bestern?

I'll bbe in the Lounge


Posted by: Miklos Foster-Brooks at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (WS6Pg)

365 > These soyboys think they'll take over a prison if incarcerated???

Given how effeminate most of them look, they'll have sucked several cubic miles of cock before their sentence is up.


And most of them will consider that a feature.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (Bd6X8)

366 Krauthammer argues we SHOULD give up liberty for safety and to buttress his argument, points out we did that after 9/11.

"If we're serious about curtailing future Columbines and Newtowns, everything - guns, commitment, culture - must be on the table...Increasing public safety almost always means restricting liberties. We made that trade after 9/11."

https://bit.ly/3LUZaiY

How completely detached from reality must you be to point to the massive increase in federal intrusion in our daily lives that happened post 9/11 as a model to follow? What an asshole.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (i0wNm)

367
Gender-neutral licenses to illegal aliens!
Posted by: Zettai
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With automatic voter registration.
Posted by: Cicero


And automatic voting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)

368 We saw Top Gun tonight, and boy, was it good fun! If you want to be entertained, go see this movie (and willingly suspend disbelief for a couple of hours).

Fun, fun, fun!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (SRRAx)

369 Go get the biopsy, find out for sure, and if you have it, get it seeded and go home and enjoy the next 30 or 40 years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:08

TY tcn. With this old decrepit body, don't know if I can last that long. LOL

I'm out of Gabapentin, didn't know it did that much good.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (55Qr6)

370 I have not been asked that question yet. If it ever happens, the person asking might be treated to an incredulous "the fuck??" Maybe followed by a tirade about this world being a fucked up garbage world.

My right as a 29 year-old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

I'd just get up, and walk out, with the parting shot: "If you want to cater to fags and trannys, then get all your blood from fags and trannys. Obviously, you don't need mine."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (7kPMd)

371 Krauthammer argues we SHOULD give up liberty for safety and to buttress his argument, points out we did that after 9/11.
___

Isn't he dead?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (xvdag)

372 I've ordered a another bunch of free bat flu tests from the USPS recently... They've not arrived yet... I've got quite the stack now already, never been used, might be valuable someday!

Keep the packages out of sunlight. They won't make good movie props in 30 years if they're all faded.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8)

373 And automatic voting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM



And the date of the primary elections is still TBD!

Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (/OeOS)

374 @ 337 I intend exactly that, SMH, though it's looking as if I may be disappointed in my hope.

So if these fools want a rodeo, then we ought to get started.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:52 PM (KATBx)

375 Krauthammer is dead, but he's still an asshole.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 11:52 PM (i0wNm)

376 I just pictured an Antifa soyboy vs a Samoan gang.

I can't stop giggling.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:49 PM


I just pictured a gang of Antifa soyboys against a single Samoan.

I can't imagine any of the soyboys being able to throw a head punch hard enough to even get the attention of a large Samoan!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:52 PM (tkyK5)

377 347 Answer: yes. 11 year old Chinese girl bitten by a hamster in 2013. Turns out she was allergic to hamster spit or something. Died within an hour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:41 PM (bW8dp)


How do you get to 11 years old without ever checking for that?

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (2hil/)

378 So if these fools want a rodeo, then we ought to get started.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (xvdag)

379
Isn't he dead?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (xvdag)

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He got better,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)

380 356 These soyboys think they'll take over a prison if incarcerated???

Given how effeminate most of them look, they'll have sucked several cubic miles of cock before their sentence is up.
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And have extremely enlarged fartclams.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)

381 In these times, we are beset by easily solvable problems.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (2hil/)

382
I've ordered a another bunch of free bat flu tests from the USPS recently...
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Heh. Last visit to the VA, they gave me a test kit to bring home. The irony? On the package: 'Made in China'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (r0Wry)

383 Fun, fun, fun!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

'Till Daddy Joe took the T-Bird away

Posted by: Hey-gas prices! What's up with that at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (WS6Pg)

384
Delusional doesn't begin to cover it,

View some of the vids of their "battles" with the Proud Boys. Larping doesn't even begin to describe them. They have no clue as to the culture that deems violence as an acceptable form of currency. That being said, I have no doubts that a very small number of ANTIFA are currently training for war. When they decide it's time, some of us will educate them on the definition of savage.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (VTlqx)

385 How do you get to 11 years old without ever checking for that?
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (2hil/)

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I'm 29 and I've never had hamster spit screening.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (XG2Fi)

386 I'm assuming Krauthammer would have been quite the NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (63Dwl)

387 In these times, we are beset by easily solvable problems.
Posted by: Splunge
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Unfortunately, we're not in charge to implement the solutions.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:55 PM (xvdag)

388 I like building stairs but hardly anyone builds them proper anymore

no shims, just a couple of stringers and some treads from home depot

Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:55 PM (us2H3)

389 We made that trade after 9/11.

And now that trade has been weaponized against the citizenry.

Wrong again, Charlie. Get back in your grave.

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2022 11:56 PM (5VnYR)

390 @384: "... some of us will educate them on the definition of savage."

Blockading Portland and seizing all shipments of blue hair dye could be seen as an act of war.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2022 11:56 PM (4NlP1)

391 Good night folks. See you complaining about Robert the Cat (TM) in the Pet Thread, maybe.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 11:56 PM (m0zqP)

392 6.3% per year is really, really, really bad.
Because of compounding, that would produce a 50% population drop in a decade, if it continued.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (bW8dp)


It is really bad because, like in any big office, the rule of thumb is that the square root of the work groups do half the work, and when monumentally stupid things happen, that small group realize they are employable elsewhere and quit, leaving the time servers and professional coffee makers behind to try to manage the load.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (xhaym)

393
Heh. Last visit to the VA, they gave me a test kit to bring home. The irony? On the package: 'Made in China'
Posted by: Mike Hammer


When you open it up it sends a signal to China just like the monolith on the Moon sent one to Jupiter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (63Dwl)

394 I'm 29 and I've never had hamster spit screening.
Posted by: Cicero
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They may have screened for that at MEPS, but not sure.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (xvdag)

395 Roll With the Changes is the good REO Speedwagon song.

That's it. Just the one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (bW8dp)

Try "157 Riverside Avenue". Good hard rocker, no BS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (7kPMd)

396 I'm 29 and I've never had hamster spit screening.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM


Obviously you have lived a very sheltered life!

Which is probably a good thing. I hear that test is mandatory if you are a green-haired gender binary person applying for a job to teach pre-schoolers about blow jobs.

OTOH, there is no hamster spit screening required to attend a MoMe!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (tkyK5)

397 Blockading Portland and seizing all shipments of blue hair dye could be seen as an act of war.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Traditionally, dye was used to mark the fall of shot and correct aim.

Posted by: Miklos reds about WWII and stuff at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (WS6Pg)

398 386 I'm assuming Krauthammer would have been quite the NeverTrumper.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (63Dwl)

he was trending that way and with TDS, it jsut keeps getting worse and worse

Cruz seemed to be able to right himself from TDS but I think it's just an act

he'll cut Trump loose as soon it's poltically viable

Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (us2H3)

399 I had my own encounter with the strength of glass.

I work in a rolling desk chair, which destroys carpet. I went through 3 of those plastic things with the spikes, which are a real pain to install and throw away, and finally did enough searching around to figure out that glass was the thing.

So I ordered a piece of tempered glass. But I wondered: is 1/4" thick enough? Should I order something thicker? They had something on the site to tell you how much weight your piece would hold. Turned out it was 5,000 lbs. Even the blubberbeast in the earlier thread wouldn't break it.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (2hil/)

400 I looked at the map and saw that, but you can't deploy a carrier to the Caspian Sea. I was wondering if there were any in the south near the gulf. Sorry I wasn't more clear.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (Ovlks)


Maybe its British Columbia. Sounds like inland from Vancouver Island.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)

401 > The place he worked at included Samoans.

I saw a small white dude make a Samoan back down once.

Of course, the small white dude had been out cutting firewood, so he grabbed the chain saw out of the back of his truck and fired it up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:01 AM (bW8dp)

402 > Try "157 Riverside Avenue". Good hard rocker, no BS.

Yeah, that one is okay too.

Pretty much everything after "You Can Tune a Piano But Can't Tuna Fish" is completely unlistenable... like maybe they were covering rejected Donny Osmond songs or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:03 AM (bW8dp)

403 Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.

Posted by: Margaret Mead, prison toy at May 28, 2022 12:03 AM (5VnYR)

404 I'd just get up, and walk out, with the parting shot: "If you want to cater to fags and trannys, then get all your blood from fags and trannys. Obviously, you don't need mine."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (7kPMd)

Nowadays, I could see you being arrested for a hate crime if you made that statement.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: There is no such thing as hate speech; speech is either free speech or speech that is actionable. There is no such thing as hate crimes; and act is a crime or it is not a crime. As free people, we are allowed to hate and no amount of social engineering can change that. Make me not hate Dem politicians like Nancy Lugosi or Joe Bribem. C'mon, I dare you.

I'll also add this bon mot: 'Social Justice' is neither social nor justice.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:03 AM (ldL4g)

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:04 AM (ldL4g)

406 Whew!

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:04 AM (ldL4g)

407 Angry Samoans was a good band name.

Posted by: 80s kid Miklos at May 28, 2022 12:04 AM (WS6Pg)

408 Nice save.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:05 AM (xvdag)

409 RickZ dances with the barrel and lives to tell about it!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 28, 2022 12:06 AM (tkyK5)

410 Rick - Quite a fast draw you have there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:07 AM (sm7HI)

411 Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into 'aggressive' rage monsters
The results of the experiment were a 'startling conclusion'.
8:36 AM · May 27, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)


If you have an hour and a half, you can listen to Huberman Lab podcast about anger and rage. Studies and experiments on mice show that aggression can be turned on by brain stimulation, and Dr. Andrew Huberman discusses what that means and the pathways

https://youtu.be/RBK5KLA5Jjg

(he also has audio only versions on podcast servers)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:07 AM (xhaym)

412 Police said a woman who was lawfully carrying a pistol shot and killed a man who began shooting at a crowd of people Wednesday night in Charleston.

https://tinyurl.com/99zpc3yk

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:08 AM (xvdag)

413 Good for her.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:09 AM (xvdag)

414 > 406 Whew!

And now I need to go heat up a slice of pizza, because your post made me all hungry for Italian food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:09 AM (bW8dp)

415 As John Davidson would say: A kick save and a beauty!

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:10 AM (ldL4g)

416 Studies and experiments on mice show that aggression can be turned on by brain stimulation, and Dr. Andrew Huberman discusses what that means and the pathways
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Ban social media.

Problem solved.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:10 AM (xvdag)

417 And now I need to go heat up a slice of pizza, because your post made me all hungry for Italian food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Atsa spicy meata balla!

Posted by: Miklosepino at May 28, 2022 12:11 AM (WS6Pg)

418 Ban social media.

Problem solved.
Posted by: SMH

Or just socialists

Posted by: Miklos sez socialist, commie, whatevs at May 28, 2022 12:12 AM (WS6Pg)

419 Maybe its British Columbia. Sounds like inland from Vancouver Island.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)

Vancouver Island has snow-capped mountains, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 12:12 AM (dIf3B)

420 RickZ dances with the barrel and lives to tell about it!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

A keg stand

Posted by: teh Barrel at May 28, 2022 12:13 AM (WS6Pg)

421 ..Ban social media. Problem solved.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:10 AM (xvdag)


I signed up for Anti-Social media. What problem?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 12:13 AM (QzJWU)

422 RickZ dances with the barrel and lives to tell about it!




Narrowly avoided a Scott Sterling-ing

Posted by: Miklos with Admiration and Warnings at May 28, 2022 12:14 AM (WS6Pg)

423 Those stairs. Yeeeesh. No thanks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2022 12:15 AM (PPUO1)

424 Police said a woman who was lawfully carrying a pistol shot and killed a man who began shooting at a crowd of people Wednesday night in Charleston.
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Nice link, thnx SMH

Excerpt:

“Instead of running from the threat, she engaged with the threat and saved several lives last night,” Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Tony Hazelett said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:16 AM (Kawbo)

425 I signed up for Anti-Social media. What problem?


Jim

"All against, say Aye"

Posted by: Miklosian Rules of Order at May 28, 2022 12:16 AM (WS6Pg)

426 Police said a woman who was lawfully carrying a pistol shot and killed a man who began shooting at a crowd of people Wednesday night in Charleston.

https://tinyurl.com/99zpc3yk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


there was a birthday party and/or a graduation party that he was shooting at ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pointing out the Oblivious Critic ... at May 28, 2022 12:18 AM (okV1R)

427 For those who wonder what they might have done in Texas, I give you West Virginia hero woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 28, 2022 12:20 AM (LOVUx)

428 DON'T SHOOT KIDS, DAMMIT.

That is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 28, 2022 12:20 AM (LOVUx)

429 "All against, say Aye"

Posted by: Miklosian Rules of Order


So we're all Montgomery Scott now ???

Posted by: Adriane the Pointing out the Oblivious Critic ... at May 28, 2022 12:20 AM (okV1R)

430 a couple of days ago I was cleaning the shower and looking sadly at five slivers of bar soap. The usual end of those slivers is to live on the ledge until it turns into goop and gets washed down the drain, or get thrown away because you can't get a good lather out of them.

I dissolved them in a pint of water, and added about a half of a teaspoon of boraxo and more water, and made hand soap for the hand soap pumper. It does an amazingly good job on dirt that gets in the seams of my hands, and is easier to use than straight boraxo.
The down side is it looks like snot.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:24 AM (xhaym)

431 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 28, 2022 12:25 AM (KATBx)

432

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden falsely claimed he “was appointed to the [Naval] Academy in 1965” while speaking to Naval Academy graduates today.

Biden graduated from the University of Delaware in 1965, making that impossible.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)

433 Biden graduated from the University of Delaware in 1965, making that impossible.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)

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He just saw Top Gun and he thought he was Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:27 AM (XG2Fi)

434 Good night, all.

Much to do in the yard and garden tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:31 AM (bW8dp)

435 Good night all. Making room for the late night crowd...

Posted by: Theodore at May 28, 2022 12:31 AM (GJnvT)

436 Those stairs are interesting. But I like whiskey. So they seem like a decapitation hazard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2022 12:32 AM (CGown)

437 264 Anyone know?
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (55Qr6)

You may or may not have it, and honestly, it isn't something that's going to kill you. Go get the biopsy, find out for sure, and if you have it, get it seeded and go home and enjoy the next 30 or 40 years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (LOVUx)


Unless you don't seek treatment early, in which case, you will have a LOT of pain when you pee at the end of your (shortened) life.

I'd tell you to ask my dad about that, but he passed away from voluntarily untreated prostate cancer in early March. He had MANY years to address it, but chose not to.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 28, 2022 12:33 AM (SRRAx)

438 The down side is it looks like snot.
Posted by: Kindltot

OK, but who nose?

Posted by: Miklosian Privacy and Logic LLC at May 28, 2022 12:38 AM (WS6Pg)

439 Well, I planted potatoes today here at stately Peon Manor. Turned up more earth than I needed to, so maybe I will get some radish and bush bean seeds, and plant them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 12:38 AM (PeGv7)

440 We really, really don't want anything to happen to FJB beyond maybe falling down the airplane stairs on camera in front of a big public audience. No matter what happened otherwise, the media would claim it was right wing white supremacist ultra magas and the oppression would be jacked up to 11...

Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:48 AM (3/XaG)

441 Aircraft stairs were invented by the Nazis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:52 AM (XG2Fi)

442 430 a couple of days ago I was cleaning the shower and looking sadly at five slivers of bar soap. The usual end of those slivers is to live on the ledge until it turns into goop and gets washed down the drain

Maybe I am weird, but when the bar soap gets small I find it easy to wet it and the new bar and press them together for a little bit while soaping and they meld together. Then just proceed to use the new bar normally till it gets small. The money saved is not anything but it feels useful to use up the whole thing and it takes practically zero effort.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:53 AM (3/XaG)

443 The thought of living the next 30-40 years in this depraved, evil world is horrifying.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)

Not for where I'm sitting. Eventually we will see our enemy driven before us and hear the lamentation of their women. Not gonna miss that, hell no, and if I'm too old I'll still be able to watch all the swinging Mussolini's and Ceausescu's on TV, flick beer caps at the screen and giggle myself to sleep.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

444 Hiya, Weird Dave!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2022 12:54 AM (rzOL9)

445 Maybe I am weird, but when the bar soap gets small I find it easy to wet it and the new bar and press them together for a little bit while soaping and they meld together. Then just proceed to use the new bar normally till it gets small. The money saved is not anything but it feels useful to use up the whole thing and it takes practically zero effort.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:53 AM (3/XaG)

I do the same thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:55 AM (VwHCD)

446 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden falsely claimed he “was appointed to the [Naval] Academy in 1965” while speaking to Naval Academy graduates today.



What was his rank, piece of shit first class?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:57 AM (VwHCD)

447 We really, really don't want anything to happen to FJB beyond maybe falling down the airplane stairs on camera in front of a big public audience. No matter what happened otherwise, the media would claim it was right wing white supremacist ultra magas and the oppression would be jacked up to 11...

Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:48 AM (3/XaG)


Honestly, I don't care if FJB died while crapping in his diapers/on the toilet. The oppression is already cranked way up and will only get deliberately worse. So who cares how the fucker dies? I'm just worried when that happens, we get our second, and far worse, affirmative action president.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:59 AM (ldL4g)

448 Progs have no idea how guns work #EthanKleinIsAMoron

ELIJAH SCHAFFER
@ElijahSchaffer
Ethan Klein of H3 Podcast calling for violence and provoking the public to "bomb" the NRA conference in Houston, TX
Video: twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1530405094256156677
9:26 PM · May 27, 2022

TheQuartering (Humble Bean Merchant)
@TheQuartering ·7h
Um... is Ethan Klein livestreaming telling people to go shoot guns outside politicians homes right now??? Um... 51 minutes in approximately. He asked something like is it bad advice to tell people to shoot up in the air at Ted Cruz place?
Video: twitter.com/TotalBSNetwork/status/1530299426605912064

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 28, 2022 01:00 AM (MFZ8i)

449 Those mesh bags that garlic comes in? My shower soap goes in them. Remove the garlic first, though...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 28, 2022 01:03 AM (bUGMk)

450
I do the same thing.
Posted by: Berserker
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Let me guess: https://tinyurl.com/3zdy33c2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 01:04 AM (3kpeI)

451 beans and radish are good, turnips too. Is your summer long enough for squash and pumpkins?

This year I bought seed potatoes instead of using the ones that sprouted over the winter in the bin, I am hoping they turn out better this year

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:05 AM (xhaym)

452 azjaeger, I have been trying to do that for years, and the sliver breaks off, or breaks in two, and never works well.
I don't have to buy hand soap for the sink this way.

I sound like Household Hints by Heloise.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:08 AM (xhaym)

453 beans and radish are good, turnips too. Is your summer long enough for squash and pumpkins?

This year I bought seed potatoes instead of using the ones that sprouted over the winter in the bin, I am hoping they turn out better this year
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:05 AM (xhaym)

Yeah, we could do squash and pumpkins, but i am more likely to eat beans and radish. I used seed potatoes, Russets. I want to buy some 'mater and pepper plants, and plant them in a bed next to the south wall of the house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 01:08 AM (PeGv7)

454 Two words: Legumes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 01:12 AM (XG2Fi)

455 Suave Daily Clarifying Shampoo. Minimal ingredients and scent, it's also a completely satisfactory head-to-toe soap, and when whisked, a perfectly cromulent shaving cream.

One product. No need for a shelf-full of prissy primping products for good grooming. Stick of Old Spice "Fresh", and I'm good to go.

Oh, and 'lectric toofbrush and toofpaste on the shelf in the shower. Can scrub my teef and foam like a rabid dog, all with continual rinsage.

Don't start your day without it!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

456 254 What's shakin folks?
I got the pleasant news that a test showed I have "a 56
% chance of a biopsy showing prostate cancer". Huh, I was too sunned to ask how accurate the biopsies are? Anyone know?

I am not a doctor, but I heard a doctor on Starting Strength podcast, talking about how European medical standards don't use the same metric in the US. Give it a listen.

Combine the link due to AoSHQ dumb url policy

https://soundcloud.com/
startingstrength/
psa-and-rethinking-prostate-health-with-dr-joseph-busch

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 28, 2022 01:15 AM (pCXlW)

457 Two words: Legumes.
Posted by: Cicero
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They can be had for peanuts.

Posted by: Jif at May 28, 2022 01:16 AM (r0Wry)

458 454 Two words: Legumes.

That's 3 words, the count of words shall be 3.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:17 AM (qfLjt)

459 Three words.

Beer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)

460 Three words.

Beer.


Pithy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 28, 2022 01:24 AM (Bd6X8)

461 ..Three words.

Beer. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)


This is startlingly close to approaching the threshold of math on this blog.

This is shit with which I shall not put!

*pours bourbon*. Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:24 AM (QzJWU)

462 Pffft.

I had sushi with #1 son tonight. It was exquisite.

Neener.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:26 AM (U2p+3)

463 Krauthammer was a jackass. He'd be the first to the camps - as the Kamp Kommandant.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2022 01:27 AM (BP3/z)

464 Pithy.
Posted by: Blanco
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Heh. Narragansett beer = horth pith

Posted by: Lithpy nor'easter at May 28, 2022 01:28 AM (l0mb7)

465 >>Heh. Narragansett beer = horth pith


Hi Neighbor!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2022 01:30 AM (ZLI7S)

466 Nurse,

Any dinner with either son, surely trumps the pithiest ONT comment. And damn well it should.

That includes t'mater soup n' grilled cheese sammiches. Or ramen. Hell, a bowl of popcorn.

Hold fast to those sons of yours. Because ALL the reasons.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

467 452 azjaeger, I have been trying to do that for years, and the sliver breaks off, or breaks in two, and never works well.
I don't have to buy hand soap for the sink this way.

Dunno. I have no issues. I like regular basic Irish Spring old school bars, the kind where you get like 12 for five dollars, so maybe the more modern\fancy types don't work for that.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 01:32 AM (3/XaG)

468 Listening to Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson's blistering speech at the NRA conference.

"We need to make as much of an investment protecting our children as the American people do in protecting you! You spare no expense buying every weapon known to man, buying every metal detector known to man, every modern convenience at your disposal, to protect you!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

He's the lt. governor of NC. A very good man. Meanwhile, our weak-sister governor, Roy Cooper, endorsed an "assault" rifle ban. One is a Republican, the other is a Dem who wants to be president.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2022 01:33 AM (6eRlp)

469 464 Pithy.
Posted by: Blanco
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Heh. Narragansett beer = horth pith
----
Doctor to rather busty teen: "Big breaths."
Teen: "Yeth, and I'm only thirteen."

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

470 Well, getting real sleepy here. Going to call it a night, and hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 01:39 AM (YHRM/)

471 One product. No need for a shelf-full of prissy primping products for good grooming. Stick of Old Spice "Fresh", and I'm good to go.

Oh, and 'lectric toofbrush and toofpaste on the shelf in the shower. Can scrub my teef and foam like a rabid dog, all with continual rinsage.

Don't start your day without it!

Jim

We are HIRING

Posted by: Ladies of The Villages at May 28, 2022 01:42 AM (WS6Pg)

472 Three words.

Beer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)

460 Three words.

Beer.

Pithy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Ummm... I snagged the other two

Posted by: Moderately Guilty Miklos at May 28, 2022 01:43 AM (WS6Pg)

473 Hello again horde. What's cooking? Beside beer

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2022 01:43 AM (Jzz++)

474 He's the lt. governor of NC. A very good man.
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He's an Uncle Tom ! - NC Dems

Posted by: NC Dems at May 28, 2022 01:44 AM (r0Wry)

475 ..We are HIRING Posted by: Ladies of The Villages at May 28, 2022 01:42 AM (WS6Pg)

Sorry. I'm overqualified, and must decline the offer.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:45 AM (QzJWU)

476 He's the lt. governor of NC. A very good man. Meanwhile, our weak-sister governor, Roy Cooper, endorsed an "assault" rifle ban. One is a Republican, the other is a Dem who wants to be president.
Posted by: mrp

This time, we're out

Posted by: Duke Power, previous Dem Funder at May 28, 2022 01:45 AM (WS6Pg)

477 463 Krauthammer was a jackass. He'd be the first to the camps - as the Kamp Kommandant.
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Haven't heard that name in a long while.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:45 AM (qfLjt)

478 I'm afraid of guns, therefore my fear is all the justification needed for gun confiscation. My paranoia requires everyone acquiesce to
muh feelz. Ignorance of firearms, as well as numerous other phobias, helps my narcissistic tendencies regarding power and control. I'm clearly mentally unstable, just not like the Ramos.

Posted by: Gun-grabbing Douche at May 28, 2022 01:47 AM (BOJAx)

479 SMH

This world is amazing. Don't give up on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwqXS20UAT4

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2022 01:53 AM (ZLI7S)

480 Where is everybody?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

481 It's a Friday and not even 500 !

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)

482 Hello again horde. What's cooking? Beside beer
Posted by: Pete Bog


Two beers???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2022 02:12 AM (IEa8U)

483 Where is everybody?
Posted by: Ciampino

Down the rabbit hole, or in my case, the entire warren of Utube music. Interesting version of When the Levee Breaks, one of my favorite Zeppelin songs. Can't call it a cover because John Paul Jones is one of the many musicians on it. Derek Trucks nails it.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4ypjv2

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:21 AM (VTlqx)

484 Interesting version of When the Levee Breaks, one of my favorite Zeppelin songs. Can't call it a cover because John Paul Jones is one of the many musicians on it. Derek Trucks nails it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:21 AM (VTlqx)


Uhm, Led Zep's version was a cover.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 02:27 AM (ldL4g)

485 I'm taking the great skills I acquired trying to start a pillow manufacturing company, and I'll attempt to manufacture the "bulletless gun". It should revolutionize the firearms industry! There'll be plenty of logos and reality-based mission statements.

I streamlined the Underwear Gnome best business practices steps to one: profit

Posted by: David Hashtag Hoggy at May 28, 2022 02:29 AM (BOJAx)

486 I've had Tchaikovsky's main theme from "Romeo and Juliet" in my head all day... and now you will too! Bohahahaha!

Posted by: pookysgirl, running off into the night at May 28, 2022 02:34 AM (XKZwp)

487 Uhm, Led Zep's version was a cover.
Posted by: RickZ

True, as were a number of their other songs, but Zeppelin owned them.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:49 AM (VTlqx)

488 True, as were a number of their other songs, but Zeppelin owned them.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:49 AM (VTlqx)


There's a lot of bands out there who owned the covers they did. Three that spring to mind are 'I Fought The Law' by The Clash, Humble Pie's 'I Don't Need No Doctor' and Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock 'n Roll'. I'm sure there's a ton of other excellent covers. One could say The Manfred Mann Band owns 'Blinded By The Light'; I really like that version a helluva lot more than Springsteen's.

Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 03:08 AM (ldL4g)

489 Who is this Springsteen you speak of? Sounds like a wanna be.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 03:19 AM (VTlqx)

490 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)

491 Supposed to be asleep that's where

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 03:25 AM (2JoB8)

492 It's officially May 28th, start of the Memorial day weekend and it's 42 degrees on the porch at the Monkey ranch. Got the wood stove going. Toasty warm.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 03:28 AM (VTlqx)

493 It's officially May 28th, start of the Memorial day weekend and it's 42 degrees on the porch at the Monkey ranch. Got the wood stove going. Toasty warm.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Here in Las Cruces it is 78 degrees outside on the patio, a perfect night for very cold beer and a Steve Earle playlist murmuring away which is forcing me to think about the desert, the West, and God.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2022 03:43 AM (2mSQi)

494 Watching the replay of the golf tournament in Texas this weekend. The Golf Channel guy (Rich Lerner) started with talking about the shooting this past week. It was what I come to expect sports journalism. See, those in power must 'do what must be done'. Didn't come right out and say gun confiscation but that's what he meant. The child like belief that humans can control sin is going to get more people killed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2022 03:44 AM (sAmhv)

495 Come out, come out
Wherever you are
And meet the young lady
Who fell from a star

Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 03:48 AM (EcL99)

496 Let the extreme mental run wild but take away firearms
That their plan.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 03:48 AM (2JoB8)

497 I had sushi with #1 son tonight. It was exquisite. Neener. Posted by: nurse ratched

So lovely. I spoke with my son up in Bellingham who is finishing up on a Bachelor's degree at Western Washington State University as I live in New Mexico. He started out there a green horn at life there, causing me much distress. Today I can report he has figured out what it means to be all growed up. I am not quite ready to let go but this makes thinking about this much easier.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2022 03:49 AM (2mSQi)

498 Thinking about Wolfus Aurelius and his cat quest. There is a story about love and humanity in that quest. I need that after the events in Texas broke my heart.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2022 03:56 AM (2mSQi)

499 494 The Golf Channel guy (Rich Lerner) started with talking about the shooting this past week. It was what I come to expect sports journalism.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2022 03:44 AM (sAmhv)

More like that, mocked here:

nitter.net/redsteeze
Thank you, sports team.
nitter.net/Yankees
Each year, more than 4,100 Latinx people die from gun violence in the U.S. and 13,300 are shot and wounded.
May 27, 2022

Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 03:57 AM (EcL99)

500 481 It's a Friday and not even 500 !
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)

Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 03:58 AM (EcL99)

501 It's a Friday and not even 500 !
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: m

Yall's be lazy

Posted by: Aspiring Welfare Queen Miklos at May 28, 2022 04:00 AM (WS6Pg)

502 Supposed to be asleep that's where
Posted by: Skip

BACK TO BED YOUNG MAN

Posted by: Gramma Miklos at May 28, 2022 04:01 AM (WS6Pg)

503 Do I expect this ONT to talk?

No, I expect it to DIE

Posted by: Bond Villain Miklos at May 28, 2022 04:04 AM (WS6Pg)

504 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 04:05 AM (EcL99)

505 Good stuff

Posted by: Mike at May 28, 2022 09:54 AM (I2Avu)

506 The Tomcat is still as good looking as it was when WE (Grumman) rolled it out in the summer of 1969! Of course it was being overshadowed by another project, the Lunar Module, Eagle. Eagle was doing some fancy flying near a boulder field on the Sea of Tranquility.

It seems the snowy Iranian mountains are "Lake Tahoe Basin Mgmt. Unit, South Lake Tahoe, California, USA", about 150 miles from San Francisco. That's about only 90 seconds at Mach 10.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 28, 2022 12:42 PM (EMi53)

507 I don’t know if the snowy mountains extend to the sea, but back when Iran was a hip and happening place (mid-70’s), my parents used to go skiing in Iran. In fact, they left me with the nanny for 2 weeks when I was 6 weeks old to go on a ski trip to Iran. My Mom wasn’t much for maternal stuff. Living in the Middle East for Dad’s job and being able to afford a nanny to deal with the baby suited her. I don’t think my parents ever forgave Carter for ruining one of their favorite vacation spots.

Posted by: Poor little middle class girl at May 28, 2022 01:16 PM (tz3/F)

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