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NPC Media Downloads New Programming: "AKSHUALLY ASSAULT RIFLES ARE NAZI WEAPONS, *BEEP*"
The "anti-disinformation" Corporate Blog the Washington Post publishes more disinformation:
Marc FisherThe Texas shooter was not carrying an assault rifle. An assault rifle is capable of automatic fire. Per Wikipedia:
@mffisher Invented for Nazi infantrymen, further developed by the US military, the AR-15 was the Texas school shooter's weapon of choice...
The U.S. Army defines assault rifles as "short, compact, selective-fire weapons that fire a cartridge intermediate in power between submachine gun and rifle cartridges." In this strict definition, a firearm must have at least the following characteristics to be considered an assault rifle: It must be capable of selective fire. [Meaning, you can select single-shot fire or automatic fire, or three- or five-round fire, for some guns.] It must have an intermediate-power cartridge: more power than a pistol but less than a standard rifle or battle rifle, examples of intermediate cartridges are the 7.92x33mm Kurz, the 7.62x39mm and 5.56x45mm NATO. Its ammunition must be supplied from a detachable box magazine. It must have an effective range of at least 300 metres (330 yards).Even based on the Washington Post's tortured reasoning, which claims that any actual assault rifle is a "weapon designed for Nazi infantry," no matter how far from the design of 1944 we've come, almost no one in the US owns an assault rifle, because you need a very, very restricted federal firearms license to own any gun capable of automatic fire. Those who claim to be our guardians against disinformation create and disseminate the most disinformation -- but of course they do. It has always been this way. Orwell didn't just make up the Ministry of Truth; it was based on real-world example. Via Twitchy, Kevin McCarthy's bunk-mate Frank Luntz is helping the Democrats, as usual, through his usual means of proposing stupid changes in language to make the unpalatable sound less unpalatable.
Rifles that meet most of these criteria, but not all, are not assault rifles according to the U.S. Army's definition.
And The Bulwark, made up of of former Republican insiders and operatives, is now pushing the idea Republicans who accurately accuse liberals of defunding the police are themselves... undermining law and order.
Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz Pro Tip: Call it "gun safety" instead of "gun control." "Gun control" makes it irreversibly political. "Gun safety" is something everyone can agree on. #WordsThatWork
Will SaletanOne idea that some people are suggesting is single-entry schools. The idea being that the single entry can be guarded and controlled.
@saletan Republicans who accuse the left of "defunding police" are helping shooters outgun the police. They're abetting crime and undermining law and order. Democrats must take that message to America. Nothing will change till pro-gun extremists lose their seats.
Of course, Charles Schumer and everyone on the left is shrieking that that is pure witchcraft. Schumer claims you can't have single-entry schools because "fire marshals would disagree." Ah yes, buildings need multiple exits. Oh but wait, many buildings have fire exits where the alarm sounds if they're opened, right...? Anyway, he's just shooting down any other possible solution because he's got one in mind, only: He wants to confiscate guns. And guess who else agrees that single-entry schools are witchcraft, because his Democrat Donors want him to support the Democrat plan of gun confiscation? That's right, The Bulwark's Alanis Morrissette impersonator, Tim Miller. Boy that Bulwark sure seems to be adopting a lot of hard left positions as part of its mission to "conserve conservatism," doesn't it?
These are the "Republicans" who either controlled our party until five years ago or, in Luntz's case, are still in control of our Party. Wait, did I say "Republicans"? I meant Leftwing Literal Cocksuckers. #WordsThatWork. Oh, the Secretary of Babysitting's husband, who was too busy to babysit so that his husband could do his job during a shipping emergency, weighed in:
Chasten Buttigieg
@Chasten A door is good at keeping the kids in and rain out. It doesn't stand a chance against a weapon designed to obliterate organs and render tiny bodies unrecognizable in the blink of an eye. If you're focusing on doors right now, you've already given up. You have failed our kids.
Sean Davis
@seanmdav Everyone making this idiotic argument locks their doors at night. You have to love the pretense that secure, single points of entry are an impossible logistical conundrum for schools, but forced nationwide confiscation of half a billion guns is no big deal.
Andrew Follett debunks a couple of lies which the NPC Media has downloaded and is uploading to their NPC Consoomers:
I've omitted his citations. See his thread for those.
Andrew Follett
@AndrewCFollett A thread on how the media is telling you two major lies about mass shootings and gun control 1: Other countries with vastly stricter gun laws than the US have higher rates of mass shootings. 2: US jurisdictions w/ gun laws have exponentially higher rates of gun violence
Although events in the U.S. tend to get the lion's share of media exposure, mass shootings are clearly a worldwide issue. The US makes up about 1.15% of the world's mass shootings while having almost 5% of the world's population. Out of 97 countries with data, the US is 64th in frequency of mass shootings and 65th in murder rate. And rates of mass shootings elsewhere are rising faster 4 times as many per capita died in mass shootings in FRANCE as in the US. 21 times in Norway. In addition to those fairly nice nations, Finland, Germany, Israel, Italy, Spain, and Switzerland have higher mass shooting death rates. All of those are pretty nice countries which MUCH stricter gun control laws than the US... and all have higher per capita deaths from mass shootings than the US. ... 2: The highest gun-ownership state with the loosest gun laws in the nation is Wyoming, where 59.7% of households have a gun (really!) Wyoming gun laws are arguably the LEAST restrictive in the United States.
Wyoming does NOT HAVE a gun homicide problem, with a rate of only 1.4 per 100,000-- actually lower than right across the border in more gun-controlled Canada --and only about a third of that of the nation as a whole. The highest murder rate of any jurisdiction in the US is Washington, DC, which has a murder rate of 21.8 per 100,000... more than twenty times that of most European countries! But DC also has the most restrictive gun laws in the country... and the lowest rates of legal gun ownership, with numbers less than in many European states! I'd say that data suggests that the factors making DC have such high gun violence rates are part of the story of why America as a whole is so deadly, but these cannot include high gun ownership or a lack of gun regulation...by definition. If stricter gun laws reduced gun violence rates, you'd expect jurisdictions with those laws to have lower rates of gun violence. Instead, we find quite the opposite. Now, maybe you think "of course those jurisdictions have higher gun violence rates, that's why they enacted the laws." I doubt that...but the data is CLEAR that those laws haven't reduced the rates. The factors making DC so deadly are part of the story of why America as a whole is so deadly, but these cannot include high gun ownership. Facts don't care about your feelings. And blaming this on Republicans' (which Libs made trend ALL of yesterday is... stupid. Washington DC hasn't had a Republican mayor since literally 1933. And it hasn't had a Republican on the city council since 2008.
Good question. A friend said -- only half jokingly -- "probably a covid check scam."
Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA One question that hasn’t been answered yet... Where does an 18-year-old unemployed high school drop out get the money to buy two AR style rifles w/ hundreds of rounds of ammo & magazines?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 27, 2022 04:13 PM (bVYXr)
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Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:15 PM (B3jbB)
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You know what makes it irreversibly political? Being irreversibly political. #LyingShitDick
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:16 PM (dscaa)
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Posted by: Holy Crap at May 27, 2022 04:18 PM (glGDV)
They went from being "experts" on Catholic doctrine to "experts" on AR-15's.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 04:18 PM (1mLtq)
Posted by: cool breeze at May 27, 2022 04:16 PM (UGKMd)
Friday Document Dump Theater is here!
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:18 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 04:18 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 27, 2022 04:19 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 04:19 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Holy Crap at May 27, 2022 04:19 PM (glGDV)
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Well done. Very well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:19 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Y5qcH)
By this "thinking", cave men are the inventors of the AR-15. They're the ones who developed high velocity projectiles (spears), chopped down wood for butt stocks, dug coal to smelt iron used in rifle barrels, and learned to make clothing, which was what allowed us to move north to the coal and wood. Damn those australopithecines and their blood lust.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)
and lo do i wish it was back in the 1820s when the words of chuck schumer would have had SOMEONE from our side of the isle beating his ass with a metal cane.
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)
White neighborhoods and areas have the same violent crime rate as European cities, in fact usually better.
Hispanic neighborhoods have the same violent crime rate as Mexico City.
Black neighborhoods have the same rate as Somalia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Z92j2)
Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2022 04:21 PM (MzKgG)
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It's also decidedly non-urban.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:21 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: Halfhand at May 27, 2022 04:21 PM (bEWiM)
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That would take the cake.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:21 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, Ultra Dark MAGA at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (kf6Ak)
Wyoming demographics 2022: Black or African American: 0.96%.
There you go.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (B3jbB)
@Chasten
A door is good at keeping the kids in and rain out. It doesn't stand a chance against a weapon designed to obliterate organs and render tiny bodies unrecognizable in the blink of an eye. If you're focusing on doors right now, you've already given up. You have failed our kids.
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Apparently they are also quite good at keeping out cops...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (K5n5d)
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Schools are already gun-free zones. So are most movie theaters.
I also do just love the contradiction.
Leftists: Fuck the police. The police are violent, racist animals who are a direct threat to minority populations and do nothing but perpetuate white supremacist and patriarchal power structures. The police should be eliminated entirely.
Also leftists: Only the police should have guns.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:23 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 04:23 PM (Z92j2)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (3cGpq)
This is so stupid because....SO WHAT?? The Volkswagen, Hugo Boss suits and a good chunk of the technology that allowed us to get to the moon was "invented" by the Nazis.
And look up what Mitsibishi, Toyota and Nissan did during the same war.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
Get the focus on mental health and early intervention or incarceration.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: PacosMojo at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (6n5j+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (c1p4Y)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (FVME7)
He shot through walls at cops.
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Bullsh*t .
I've got $100 that the school is a storm shelter or built like one, and the inner walls are block.
Matter of fact, I bet you'd be hard pressed to find an elementary school with sheetrock because it need constant repair from the children.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (c1p4Y)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (B3jbB)
Everyone making this idiotic argument locks their doors at night.
You have to love the pretense that secure, single points of entry are an impossible logistical conundrum for schools, but forced nationwide confiscation of half a billion guns is no big deal.
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Yup. They lock their doors and a lot of them - the bigwigs - have armed guards, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (lz5hY)
By this "thinking", cave men are the inventors of the AR-15. They're the ones who developed high velocity projectiles (spears), chopped down wood for butt stocks, dug coal to smelt iron used in rifle barrels, and learned to make clothing, which was what allowed us to move north to the coal and wood. Damn those australopithecines and their blood lust.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)
i got willowed earlier, but isn't this sort of, kind of, if you squint REALLY hard and twist the fuck out of the logic, kind of true?
from a sense that didn't the germans determine the need for an intermediate gun that was quick firing and had decent range, but was also stronger than the smgs of the time? thus the STG was born.
eventually this might have given way to the AR. but the premise is that a man portable automatic rifle for use by mobile troops was a german idea.
But i'm willing to be wrong. And it SURE as fuck doesn't get in the galactic range of what the 2 bit cocksucking twat waffle in the tweet was implying...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (VdGjU)
Pro Tip: Call it "gun safety" instead of "gun control."
"Gun control" makes it irreversibly political. "Gun safety" is something everyone can agree on. #WordsThatWork
Keeping your finger off the trigger until you are ready to pull it renders the gun as safe as possible.
Don't think they thought that out.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (c8pZY)
They seem to cause as much damage to the American people as any whacked out loon with a firearm.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (K5n5d)
There you go.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (qpX6U)
Bro, it's COLD up there!
Posted by: A Brutha at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (mR6Gs)
I doubt that...but the data is CLEAR that those laws haven't reduced the rates.
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Without these laws, the gun violence statistics would be more severe and I would be at a higher risk of hospitalization or death. I'm so glad I've got my laws.
-NPC
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (B3jbB)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, Ultra Dark MAGA at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (GZ/yK)
This checks out.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm having difficulty wrapping my head around a government that wants me dead...
Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (jTmQV)
Someone needs to do a show like that but with the SWAT team standing around outside the school. We can hear the 911 calls and whimpering as the cops bullshit about their SWAT kit and donuts.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (tY0Ps)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (3cGpq)
AoSHQ after Uvalde: "Fuck the police."
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (qpX6U)
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They didn't behave well, and in fairness that leaf started to turn over during the COVID stupids. I've never been a "back the blue" type, and I don't care if others are or not. But I also don't advocate for general population disarmament and I don't see many that do in real life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: gourmand
We are under enemy occupation
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (kf6Ak)
White neighborhoods and areas have the same violent crime rate as European cities, in fact usually better.
Hispanic neighborhoods have the same violent crime rate as Mexico City.
Black neighborhoods have the same rate as Somalia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Z92j2)
There's a fair amount of correlation of that nature but there are also sub-Saharan African countries with very low homicide rates. Since we didn't really import Somalians until recently and American blacks are not particularly culturally African, the case is a bit weaker than an association of Mexican-American crime rates and crime rates in Mexico.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (b2nrj)
Get the focus on mental health and early intervention or incarceration.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2022 04:24 PM (DcKNO)
Why aren't we talking about when the Feds were alerted to what was going on in Uvalde, who they were, what departments, and what their response was?
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, Ultra Dark MAGA at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (GZ/yK)
i think she broke the code....
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2022 04:27 PM (gktX6)
Get the focus on mental health and early intervention or incarceration.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Don't fall for the rope-a-dope. We don't have to do a single new thing. Sally shot at people with a BB gun. Sally had the cops called on him multiple times for domestic violence against his mom.
At no point was he charged with a crime. You know. The thing that would have pinged a 4473 and prevented the gun purchase.
We've been saying it for decades. Enforce the damn law. This is no different.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (EEjVl)
Ronald Reagan was not a great 2A President. But then again, we haven't had a strong 2A President since who? Eisenhower?
Posted by: PacosMojo at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (6n5j+)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (B3jbB)
Saletan seemed to be a Slate lifer; how the hell he ended up at the Bulwark must be a fairly interesting story.
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (FVME7)
Barricade all doors and windows and pump in highly concentrated Fentanyl gas! 100% bad guy kill, comrades!
Posted by: Maj. Kirsk, Spetsnaz Troop D at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (7DYli)
AoSHQ after Uvalde: "Fuck the police."
Posted by: Flying Purpleback
You left out a word.
F*ck the Uvula police.
We heard them lying and watched them tasing parents.
Yes. Yes, indeed. F*ck the Uvula police.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (EEjVl)
We've been saying it for decades. Enforce the damn law. This is no different.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (EEjVl)
Exactly.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (t6t6M)
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I've been saying for years that eliminating public education should be the number one domestic policy priority for the Republican Party. It's encouraging that states are experimenting with various scholarship and voucher systems, but that effort needs to be thrown into overdrive.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 27, 2022 04:29 PM (z/ZJG)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, Ultra Dark MAGA at May 27, 2022 04:22 PM (GZ/yK)
This is perfect. The logic it flows!
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at May 27, 2022 04:30 PM (3wNhr)
Other than that, it's a good bit of info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 04:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2022 04:30 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:30 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: NCKate at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 04:28 PM (L7jyl)
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Depends on the size of the airport and the layout, but this is precisely the point of a security checkpoint system. There is open ingress into the unsecured area in the outer ring, but then you have to go through a security checkpoint. The checkpoints are also chokepoints. It's much easier to control one or two or a few entrances through which everyone is funneled than to control every available entrance. This also lets the unsecured area act as a buffer for the slowdown that occurs when the flow all bottlenecks at security.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: PaleRider
What are you? Some kind of cartographer?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (c8pZY)
https://youtu.be/KEwCne2vnFc
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (kstj5)
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (B3jbB)
Posted by: Mookie at May 27, 2022 04:32 PM (u+Y3T)
Friends and relatives also said Ramos had been bullied throughout middle school for a speech impediment - a stutter and lisp, according to the Washington Post.
Oh, stuttering. The shooter i going to be turned into a victim, and anyone who criticizes stuterrers - LIKE PRESIDENT BIDEN - is an insurrectionist who wants children to be killed.
Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2022 04:32 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)
You shut your hoor mouth about Apple Strudel.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (nByzo)
Honestly, I don't care about whether restrictive gun laws equal higher crime rates, or vice versa.
Shall. Not. Be. Infringed. Motherfucker.
As far as I'm concerned, the only permissible way to ban/restrict firearms in the US is by going through the long and difficult constitutional process of repealing or amending the 2nd Amendment.
Of course, it would be monstrously evil to do so, but it would have the advantage of actually being Constitutional.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:18 PM
Even better! It's Holiday Weekend Document Dump Theater
Posted by: Chuck C at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (hOAT3)
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:31 PM (p03vF)
Museums don't let you run with scissors.
The Horde-seum is best-seum.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (1Yy3c)
"Rawanda? Cambodia? Myanmar? Mexico? Sudan? Ethiopia?"
"I meant white countries."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (ELbmp)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (L7jyl)
103 In the NY Post:
Friends and relatives also said Ramos had been bullied throughout middle school for a speech impediment - a stutter and lisp, according to the Washington Post.
Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2022 04:32 PM (9otr5)
I was shit on all through middle and high school. I was the A/V nerd and one of the first to get into computers.
Yet here I am, innocent of any violence.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)
You shut your hoor mouth about Apple Strudel.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (nByzo)
The practice of dipping french toast in maple syrup was invented by the Allies to celebrate Canadian military victories in France. Those who oppose this practice are Nazis.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (b2nrj)
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And the Chainsaw Attachment was invented for fascist infantrymen.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (MGUf8)
Oh, stuttering. The shooter i going to be turned into a victim, and anyone who criticizes stuterrers - LIKE PRESIDENT BIDEN - is an insurrectionist who wants children to be killed.
Posted by: blaster
Paging zombie Mel Tillis...
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (c8pZY)
When did Canada annex Montana?
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mookie
You forgot Dwarfland, underneath.
Posted by: Posting from Mom's attic... at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: jc at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (N1WXz)
eventually this might have given way to the AR. but the premise is that a man portable automatic rifle for use by mobile troops was a german idea.
But i'm willing to be wrong. And it SURE as fuck doesn't get in the galactic range of what the 2 bit cocksucking twat waffle in the tweet was implying...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (p03vF)
You can trace the STG pretty directly to the AK 47. The Armalite has a different heritage. The .223/5.56 cartridge was developed in the 50's, as was the Eugene Stoner design.
The quest for a man-portable rifle capable of controlled full auto fire starts in WW1 if we want to get technical, with the BAR, and other contemporaries. Fiddling with finding the right caliber has been going on ever since.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Boswell at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (5iUNf)
--
It's the stupidest, gayest name I've ever heard.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (sVtYq)
Who watches the watchmen? The bat scat insane lizard people are the ones in the "mental health" racket.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (qpX6U)
Yet here I am, innocent of any violence.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (N39Ws)
NNNNNEEERRRRRRDDD!!!!!!
*Atomic wedgie*
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mookie
You forgot Dwarfland, underneath.
Posted by: Posting from Mom's attic... at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (7DYli)
We DON'T mention the Hollow Earth....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)
QED
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (BP3/z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (UuD2k)
"Rawanda? Cambodia? Myanmar? Mexico? Sudan? Ethiopia?"
"I meant white countries."
Yeah, those countries - the ones unloading their worst characters on the former United States via the southern "border".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (AHeqJ)
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Kids have been teased and bullied in school since the dawn of time. It's only within the past 20-30 years killing rampages have gone on. Something something America is now a wasteland of moral bankruptcy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:33 PM (nByzo)
It is actually Austrian, the German state co-opted it because it was so good. Sort of like the Sudetenland and Schleswig-Holstein
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (MGUf
Okay, show of hands. If there was a chainsaw attachment for the AR who here would be on the list to preorder one?
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (1Yy3c)
It's. The. Job.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (VWp7G)
The airport in Lima, Peru has one entrance and the only people who can enter are those who are flying. No guests.
Shining Path and cocaine are a lethal combination.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (VdGjU)
Were you born retarded? Or did you have to work at it?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (nByzo)
"Shut up! Shut up! Just give up your guns! Deer don't wear Kevlar!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (ELbmp)
It's the stupidest, gayest name I've ever heard.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (sVtYq)
I don't even know how to pronounce "chasten," nor do I know how to pronounce Buttigieg. One of the benefits of never, ever watching TV "news," or listening to radio "news."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (xPJvm)
Life is so tough because I have to walk to Starbucks and their internet is so slow........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (B3jbB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (6uE0M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
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You know what else was Austrian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
*considers knocking over local bakery, for my people*
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (nByzo)
Also Pro Tip: call it a "rug" instead of a hair piece. Because chicks dig bald guys who plant fake hair on top of an egged shaped head with yellow teeth and a body that wouldn't know personal hygiene if it tripped over it.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (T0jQj)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (AHeqJ)
Unfortunately the export of criminal syndicates never seems to mean their decline in the native country.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
++++
You know what else was Austrian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (hsGnm)
Austrailia?
Posted by: Bronco Bama at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (nByzo)
-NPC
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (dscaa)
Related the "I got Covid, sure am glad I'm vaxxed and boosted" line
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (786Ro)
I know a nominal conservative who was considering Buttigieg 2020. I said "are you ready for when the evening news reports that Pete and First Husband Chasten read books to kindergartners today, including 'Heather has Two Mommies?'" He's a retired teacher, so prolly did not faze him a bit.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (qpX6U)
He is said to have worked at Wendy's for several months, at least. And, as someone pointed out yesterday, he could have used a credit card.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (L7jyl)
No credit card company in the world is going to give an 18 yr old with less than a year's work history a credit card with a $5k+ limit, which is what he would have needed for the purchases we know about.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Chasten Buttplug, Herstoric First First Lady at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Tc2CN)
- In 2020, one out of every 1,000 American Black males ages 15-34 was killed in a gun homicide.
- Black males ages 15-34 were 20 times more likely to be a victim of gun homicide than white males ages 15-34.
- Black females ages 15-34 were 7 times more likely to be a victim of gun homicide than white females ages 15-34.
- More than half (52%) of all black teens who died in 2020 were gun homicides.
- Of the 19,384 gun homicides in 2020, 4,052 victims were white, 11,904 were Black, despite whites being 72% of the population and Blacks being 18%.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vht7n
Firearm homicide is a black problem.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (fI5MT)
Again, you’ll never read that in The New York Times.
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (jN9H6)
Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA
One question that hasn�t been answered yet...
Where does an 18-year-old unemployed high school drop out get the money to buy two AR style rifles w/ hundreds of rounds of ammo & magazines?
Like I said, 70 miles from an unchecked border and cartel influence probably on every street corner.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (gmo/4)
When I was a Lego robotics coach, some of the kids complained to me about being picked on. I told them all us smart kids went through it and that I was now a successful engineer while the bullies were driving beer trucks trying to make ends meet. Living well is the best revenge.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (bEWiM)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
Shouldn't that be, "Get Apple strudel's name out of your mouth"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mookie
You forgot Dwarfland, underneath.
Posted by: Posting from Mom's attic... at May 27, 2022 04:34 PM (7DYli)
We DON'T mention the Hollow Earth....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)
All those square states look alike.
Posted by: Typically "Journalist" at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (NQrvS)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 27, 2022 04:26 PM (3cGpq)
>>> My takeaway from Follet's comments is that he thinks Wyoming shares a border with Canada. Other than that, it's a good bit of info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 04:30 PM (xPJvm)
>>> Whoever Andrew Follett is, he needs to learn basic geography. Wyoming does not border Canada; it borders Montana, Colorado, Utah, Idaho, Nebraska, and South Dakota.
Posted by: Mookie at May 27, 2022 04:32 PM (u+Y3T)
He means across the nation's border. I understood that. It's like if I was in GA and said someone came from south of the border, most people would know I was talking about Mexico and not Florida.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2022 04:40 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2022 04:40 PM (UuD2k)
Tucker Carlson said last night that Big Pharma spent $92 million on lobbying IN ONE QUARTER last year.
NRA spent $2.2 million on lobbying for ALL of last year. And they're just about broke anyway.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
++++
You know what else was Austrian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (hsGnm)
Hungary? Bohemia? The Habsburgs?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Mookie at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
Shouldn't that be, "Get Apple strudel's name out of your mouth"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (FVME7)
Meh. Probably. It's Friday, and I've checked out. Sorry.
Posted by: Bronco Bama at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2022 04:39 PM (n+4am)
It would be downright predatory.
Posted by: American Universities at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (VdGjU)
From his FBI handler
Posted by: Justin Castraeu at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (ZW1rs)
I heard the CEO addressing the staff about the tragic events and how they were going to "look into ways to 'do something about this'. He couldn't raise his kids in a world where mass shootings occurred every week."
I sipped my coffee and took mental notes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (ELbmp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (1Yy3c)
For the EMPEROR!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Kevin and Mitch, Severe Conservatives who will win because the other guys are repulsive commies at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2022 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Correlation is not causation.
j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 04:43 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 27, 2022 04:43 PM (es0Dj)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:38 PM (hsGnm)
Strawberry Shortcake. Mine lieben, when she grew up and filled out and put on a Drndl, Hot hot hot.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (B3jbB)
If eliminating guns reduces gun deaths, let's start with the President leading by example.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (Zf0+a)
Where's her trust?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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It seems like you could substitute almost anything for either "Shining Path" *or* "Cocaine" in that sentence and it will still work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (hsGnm)
Don't worry about us. We more than made it back.
Posted by: Big Pharma at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 27, 2022 04:43 PM (es0Dj)
For given values of 'practical.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (08ncd)
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Or access to some tools, and some basic machining experience. I don't have the wherewithal to do it, but many do.
It doesn't matter though... if this little maniac had an automatic rifle, he'd just need to pack in three times as much ammunition to do the same job. It's why select-fire switches are a thing. If it were even desirable to have that capability for most people, you'd see a lot more of it, without regard to the wishes of Chuck Schumer.
This isn't a movie, where the targets put on makeup and line up to be shot by Alec Baldwin. A fey, loose-assed Wendy's fry cook won't do any better with a full-auto than he would with a semi-auto. Probably considerably worse, in fact.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (FIJ+3)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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It seems like you could substitute almost anything for either "Shining Path" *or* "Cocaine" in that sentence and it will still work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (hsGnm)
Hot dogs and cocaine are a lethal combination. I guess...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (b2nrj)
I have a 1975 Colt SP-1. None of that foufou picatinny rail accessory BS for me. Irons for the win. F your VFG.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: JackStraw
Are they affiliated with Asian Dawn?
Posted by: Hans Gruber at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (VWp7G)
Right?
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (kstj5)
The f-ing media assholes are getting children terrorized and murdered for money.
All they have to do is stop naming the killers, stop raving about whether their body count is a new record, and stop making their actions seem significant (rather than repugnant). For pete's sake this a tiny little thing to ask -- the media knows all about this -- and they won't do it.
Posted by: jc at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (B3jbB)
Where's her trust?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 04:44 PM (VdGjU)
Psssstttt!!!!
Snap some pics.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (1Yy3c)
NRA spent $2.2 million on lobbying for ALL of last year. And they're just about broke anyway.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 04:41 PM (sWM8x)
And Big Pharma killed a whole lot more people during that time (lobbying to withhold effective meds and give kidney-destroying meds).
Posted by: Emmie at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Gas, recoil, or battery operated?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (qpX6U)
If I was at home I would link the immortal clip of Forgotten Weapons reading from the Book of JMB.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (08ncd)
Yeah, no. We know the game no matter how you design your m
Gun Safety == Gun Control == Gun Confiscation
Call it Shamalamadingdong if you like. F*** off anyways. Your confiscation of my personal defense system does not make me safer from criminals, from politicians, from tyrants, or from you.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2022 04:32 PM (9otr5)
.. me too but I never considered a mass shooting of school children
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (jN9H6)
from a sense that didn't the germans determine the need for an intermediate gun that was quick firing and had decent range, but was also stronger than the smgs of the time? thus the STG was born.
eventually this might have given way to the AR. but the premise is that a man portable automatic rifle for use by mobile troops was a german idea.
But i'm willing to be wrong. And it SURE as fuck doesn't get in the galactic range of what the 2 bit cocksucking twat waffle in the tweet was implying...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 27, 2022 04:25 PM (p03vF)
Both sides after WWI were looking for a compact way to take a "machine gun" into a trench to break the deadlock of WWI the next time. Since the range is short in trench combat, the distance accuracy of a bolt action rifle isn't needed, just high rates of fire for when you turn a corner and run into a dozen fellows with rifles.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)
@stephenhayes
Come work with us: @TheDispatch is hiring a social media marketing manager. See here for details.
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Best comment:
I'll do it for half pay as long as I get to punch @JonahDispatch once a week...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
The Gerries copied the short-stroke gas-piston system in developing the G43. And the Gewehrs were copies of Czech/soviet carbines. So, it's really RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA that's at fault.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2022 04:47 PM (IEa8U)
Where's her trust?
Sir, You are disgusting because all you think about is visceral fat buildup on a female chest cavity of the opposite sex.....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:47 PM (B3jbB)
It's even worse in Canada. There are something like one or two registered gun lobbyists, and they have a shoestring budget. Yet Trudeau's dumb ass constantly bitches about the gun lobby as if they're some sort of massive, formidable source.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 04:47 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes
Fortunately the fucker dropped a bag containing 7 X 30 round magazines on his way into the school. If he'd brought that in with him, those 29 cops would STILL be standing out in the hallway.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 04:47 PM (kstj5)
Posted by: no 6 at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (i0Lci)
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (T0jQj)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:47 PM (B3jbB)
Guilty as charged.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (08ncd)
Hey, if we're going to be scrapping the Bill of Rights anyway, I want to put in a request for commie control.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (L7jyl)
Let's do this.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (nByzo)
We trusted them over lockdowns, 6 foot distancing and mRNA jabs.
We trusted them with Afghanistan, Iran and keeping our borders secure.
We trusted them with our children in their government indoctrination centers (schools) and public universities.
We trusted them to only kill unwanted babies in the first few weeks of gestation, we were told "it's a "blob" having no feelings," easily and painlessly disposed of.
We trusted that BLM was on the up and up, and not Incorporated Grift for it's leadership.
Do we still trust them? Oh, sure...just like they trust us.
Posted by: Ju at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Archer
Soviet see, Soviet do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2022 04:32 PM (9otr5)
I thought that Biden stutter thing was a bunch of crap, but if it leads to a guy being an evil psychopath, then yeah, I'm willing to believe Biden has a stutter.
Posted by: Wally at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)
Come work with us: @TheDispatch is hiring a social media marketing manager. See here for details.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
++++
I will seriously consider this when I get laid off next time. The Dispatch or some similar organization. I could be subversive AF and probably get away with it for a solid 6-9 months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:49 PM (hsGnm)
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The solution is ennobling, inexpensive, and efficient. Arm the teachers.
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Arkansas criteria for armed teachers includes 60 hours training, psych exam, and yearly refresher training. IIRC Heber Springs was the first school district with others following.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 04:49 PM (jyW7T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 27, 2022 04:49 PM (ELbmp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (08ncd)
I'm assuming the kids are mostly Hispanic but I haven't seen anything to validate that... or the racial makeup of the local police force.
Because the left always pivots to race... and so far hasn't except for some bullshit about the shooter.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (0fVbu)
Leftists: Fuck the police. ***
Also leftists: Only the police should have guns.
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Correction:
Also leftists: Only OUR police should have guns.
The zones they took over in Portland were armed up and trigger happy
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (Zf0+a)
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I don't have a fancy or expensive AR, but taking it to the range is a great stress reliver for me. It's just a fantastic system. Whenever political talk turns to confiscation it reminds of how much I enjoy my AR.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (sWM8x)
Come work with us: @TheDispatch is hiring a social media marketing manager. See here for details.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
++++
I will seriously consider this when I get laid off next time. The Dispatch or some similar organization. I could be subversive AF and probably get away with it for a solid 6-9 months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:49 PM (hsGnm)
Just take all of their positions and amplify from their absurd and toxic starting points to be even more offputting.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)
Hey, what am I? Chopped funeral potatoes?
Posted by: Saint John Moses Browning, pbuh at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (EHSip)
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (CSE/0)
And... how do you square the AK-47 circle, here? It was introduced eight or nine years prior to the first Armalite.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (FIJ+3)
Where's her trust?
Sir, You are disgusting because all you think about is visceral fat buildup on a female chest cavity of the opposite sex.....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 27, 2022 04:47 PM (B3jbB)
And didn't send us pics.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (F1vmP)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:45 PM (b2nrj)
The Care Bears and cocaine are a lethal combination.
Posted by: Boswell at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: no 6 at May 27, 2022 04:48 PM (i0Lci)
Wait. Felix and Oscar were also gay? I mean, Felix, yeah, but Oscar?
Posted by: Wally at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Al Nobel at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (us2H3)
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If Biden had a dead, druggie, or mentally ill son....
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)
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Yup. Go full radical and also pick the most offputting possible framing for examples.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (hsGnm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 27, 2022 04:52 PM (ELbmp)
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The left has the blood on their hands, thanks to:
lax discipline
amoral education policies
no institutionalizing crazies
gun free zones
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 04:52 PM (OuH7W)
The man is an idiot.
We have single entry schools up here, no problem, and while the sign on the door says no guns, you can never be sure. Up here, at least.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 04:52 PM (EHSip)
SKS was late thirties maybe? No box mag, but rugged. They still carry them in the VDay parades. Chinese too.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:52 PM (qpX6U)
The german sturmgewehr 44 was the first assault rife. Mikhail Kalashnikov copied most of it, because rooskies are stupid, and came up with the AK-47.
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No.
They're opportunistic.
And the AK-47 is markedly superior to that piece of junk.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 04:52 PM (FIJ+3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (hsGnm)
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"Do you really want mongoloids procreating?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)
I guess we are down to ceilings, windows and floors.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (nByzo)
Violation of AOSHQ code of behavior - Rule 1, Sec 1. Paragraph 1, Sentence 1.
Posted by: Boswell at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (5iUNf)
Niki Lauda. Formula 1 driver and later owner of an airline. I saw him featured on an episode of "Air Disasters" because one of his planes crashed in 1999.
His biographer said: "Niki Lauda is the most famous Austrian since Mozart."
I larfed. Guess he skipped over that *other* Austrian, the one with an iron cross and a funny mustache.
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (786Ro)
If the sonofabitch had gotten hold of a Chauchat, all those kids would be alive now and he'd have a semicircular mudsprung magazine up his ass. Stuttering.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (videA)
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The last shots were heard at 12:21, and the killer wasn't shot dead until 12:51.
Did he run out of bullets, and that's why he stopped shooting? Did the 19 cops standing in the hall, and the dozens more outside, just let half an hour pass while the killer was essentially unarmed inside the classroom, and kids were bleeding out on the floor?
There were kids who died in the hospital and a couple who arrived DOA. Surgeons at the hospital said they could have been saved if they'd been able to be treated sooner.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (T0jQj)
But I unequivocally support the right of those who can use firearms safely and effectively to do so, without any interference from the state.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Ask, and ye shall receive, my son:
https://youtu.be/H0qe45Z8wfk
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (kstj5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (HVGD2)
But I unequivocally support the right of those who can use firearms safely and effectively to do so, without any interference from the state.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (rzOL9)
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There are ways to address one's unfamiliarity with firearms without just buying one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
And referring to the Nazis to make a point about the AR-15 doesn't deserve any response except ridicule.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (U3akT)
Lost trust with "them" long before your extended list.
Anyone who trusts the "experts" or "elites" now is a fool and/or sucker.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Boswell at May 27, 2022 04:51 PM (5iUNf)
Here comes Nose Candy Bear !
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (Z7XJd)
His biographer said: "Niki Lauda is the most famous Austrian since Mozart."
I larfed. Guess he skipped over that *other* Austrian, the one with an iron cross and a funny mustache.
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (786Ro)
"Rush" is a good movie.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (HVGD2)
at least he isn't runiing away from the issue
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
They'll be no freedom oriented thinking here Bub. This is the woke America now.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yes, the Russians were using the Japanese 6.5mm x 60 in 1915 and then after Red October, they went back to the 7.62 x 54 type R. Tokarev, Federov, etc got to work designing up all of the WWII era battle rifles.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (EHSip)
Armand sends his best
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (CSE/0)
Democrats are practically dancing with delight on the dead bodies. What luck! Inflation, gas prices, baby formula, Ukraine and then this gift falls in their lap!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (/U27+)
I'm assuming the kids are mostly Hispanic but I haven't seen anything to validate that... or the racial makeup of the local police force.
Because the left always pivots to race... and so far hasn't except for some bullshit about the shooter.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (BFigT)
The town I live in has roughly the same ethnic breakdown (85% hispanic, thereabouts). The kids in that school are mostly hispanic. Of the victims, only two little girls were not hispanic.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (1Yy3c)
"assault" rifle, as opposed to....?
Assault: a physical attack
The opposite would be...retreat, withdrawal,...
What weapon is Not of the "assault" variety?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (1mLtq)
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 27, 2022 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Any school built in the 1960's was made of CMU (concrete blocks) walls and has solid wood doors which may or may not have been replaced with metal doors, and any glass in them is wired. They are built to last, even if shot upon. The only soft spot is the windows to the exterior. No shooter is coming in that way, anyway.
New schools? Not so much. Drywall is easy to shoot through. Wired glass is now illegal. Etc.
But there's no reason to not have controlled access through one entrance. The exits can all be exit-only doors. However, I'm told a teacher propped open the door the douchebag entered through. A building can't fix stupid.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (EHSip)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (HVGD2)
But I unequivocally support the right of those who can use firearms safely and effectively to do so, without any interference from the state.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (rzOL9)
Yes. This may be an unpopular opinion, but barring physical or mental infirmity, it is a responsibility of every free citizen to participate in the protection against infringements against life, liberty, and property.
We have fallen away from this, but it still applies.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (nByzo)
Mother/Grandmother
I'd seen it posted several places but it was early so I will not speak to accuracy.
Posted by: Inogame at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (53oGX)
I can't help it.
I like shiny things.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (l1OT8)
Posted by: General Manuel Mondragon, Mexico at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (R/m4+)
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How about if your government employees will stop propping open the doors when they hear gunfire? Think we can try that?
Ha, just kidding. I'm sort of thinking that was on purpose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (c1p4Y)
Security video shows a teacher propped open the door and that's how the murderer had access. Teacher needs to leave town.
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Undocumented at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (8UYDR)
And you have to be a fire marshal to design a building with one-way doors.
But a teacher with a weekend seminar at the Sheridan hotel is an expert on teaching sex to kindergarten kids.
And a Senator with a microphone is an expert on securing buildings from intrusion.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (Zf0+a)
>And now we sell buzz bombs to Ukraine to take out Russian tanks.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (BP3/z)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (lz5hY)
Mondragon, maybe?
Also the Germans had what was called the 1915 Flieger carbine and the Italians used dual 9mm Glisente chambered Villar Perosa
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mainah at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (j7IgZ)
It also keeps other stuff out dipshit. What kind of moron thinks of rain as the first thing a door keeps out? It also keeps out stray cats and Jehovah Witnesses you wiener pocket.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 04:53 PM (786Ro)
I understand that the kids interested in WWII games in online chats and such use the moniker "mustache man" to talk about the topic while evading filters that will ban your ass.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 27, 2022 04:58 PM (CSE/0)
https://youtu.be/H0qe45Z8wfk
Posted by: Sharkman
Heh. I haven't view this enough times.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (ifHdv)
Only because the M1 carbine lacked fully automatic fire. The M2 which was the M1 with minor modifications (they actually made a conversion kit to make an M1 into an M2) did have selective fire. Admittedly the StG 44 did inspire or rather motivate the Army to go back and add selective fire, however the feature was always intended for the M1, was part of the original specification, and was only omitted in order to get the M1 into service more quickly.
Again the Germans fielded the first automatic assault rifle. However arguably the first assault rifle really was the M1 Carbine.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (z/ZJG)
"assault" rifle, as opposed to....?
Assault: a physical attack
The opposite would be...retreat, withdrawal,...
What weapon is Not of the "assault" variety?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 04:56 PM (1mLtq)
Assault is basically going in the front. If you're sitting back and taking potshots or sniping, that's not launching an assault. Charging the breech or the enemy lines is an assault. So assault weapons are not sidearms and not heavier weapons.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (b2nrj)
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Fantastic pistol and my daily carry piece. I shoot it as well as my full size guns. I would buy another in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (c1p4Y)
You are to the extent that one cannot improve here. It's like saying you shouldn't own/operate a vehicle if you don't know how to drive. Or a chainsaw. Or any hard tool.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (aXxgO)
lax discipline
amoral education policies
no institutionalizing crazies
gun free zones
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 04:52 PM (OuH7W)
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also
media reinforcement of evil behavior
Posted by: jc at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (N1WXz)
Is that the black and gold one? The John Player model?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (vrz2I)
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Saw a photo of the Uvalde police force in one of the articles. Six officers, all look hispanic. The chief is a fat guy named Arredondo. Apparently he was the one on scene calling the shots.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 27, 2022 04:59 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (PisyI)
On purpose. The schools had been locked down 40+ times in 3 years. Who the fuck does this?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (Z7XJd)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (1mLtq)
Posted by: Troubled at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (I5p3q)
"Gun safety" is just like all other Leftist endeavors. When it falls apart in a pile of horse manure, it wasn't because the premises were wrong, it's because they weren't applied rigorously enough (see also: COVID).
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (/U27+)
Idk that assault weapon has any real meaning as a category.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (c1p4Y)
He had at least one bullet to crease the BP agent's skull.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (HVGD2)
He should stand up for himself
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 27, 2022 05:00 PM (M+Lyo)
The highest murder rate of any jurisdiction in the US is Washington, DC, which has a murder rate of 21.8 per 100,000... more than twenty times that of most European countries!
______________
Now what is the demographic difference between Wyoming and Washington, DC? Must think ... must think ...
I've got it! Diversity causes murders!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 27, 2022 05:01 PM (RFAn/)
As long as you already have a B92, go for it. Otherwise, get the B92.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 27, 2022 05:01 PM (qpX6U)
"Remote learning" was hurting the kids, yes?
Why, again?
Because they were deprived of interaction with other kids? Because a parent would need to stay home all day?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 05:01 PM (1mLtq)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (2JoB8)
Mother/Grandmother
I'd seen it posted several places but it was early so I will not speak to accuracy.
Posted by: Inogame at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (53oGX)
Yeah, I can just see Grandma getting out of the hospital just in time to receive the credit card bill for the guns and ammo. That'd be a bit ironic.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (SVJVa)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 05:01 PM (1mLtq)
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Because without an adult forcing them to pay attention, kids don't pay attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
But I unequivocally support the right of those who can use firearms safely and effectively to do so, without any interference from the state.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 04:54 PM (rzOL9)
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There are ways to address one's unfamiliarity with firearms without just buying one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Find a range that rents weapons and gives classes. Then, once you feel familiar enough, you can decide if guns are for you.
Not everyone is. And that's ok too.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (qpX6U)
If you were at the receiving end, you knew you were under assault.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: golfman at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (hOMhY)
If you want an absolute piece of shit that's of a similar design to the AK-47, buy an StG-44.
They're wallhangers for a reason. You don't actually shoot them.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (FIJ+3)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (EjlyM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (rzOL9)
More courage, more guts, less whining, no bullshit flag, no Punisher skulls, better track record.
Posted by: Creacher at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (+sK5q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (RFAn/)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--
Unknown. The timeline is still absolute bullshit from what I've seen.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (kstj5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
I thought that's what Ritalin was for.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (1Yy3c)
But schools can only have one.
Or something. Whatever.
Nevermind
I'm just rambling now.
Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
In the little village of Hessforf, between Erlangen and Herzogenaurch in Bavaria, is a little bakerie that made the best apple cake in the whole world.
My sergeants loved it when I'd bring in 5marks worth.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (kXi5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 27, 2022 05:01 PM (1mLtq)
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Because without an adult forcing them to pay attention, kids don't pay attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
Well, not without interest or incentive...if it's the kid's idea to learn something, you'd be amazed how rapt the attention you can get and how much effort...
Yes, this is the homeschool unit study approach for younger kids...
Posted by: Nova local at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
I thought that's what Ritalin was for.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (1Yy3c)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdb4rNFRzU0
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
>>On purpose. The schools had been locked down 40+ times in 3 years. Who the fuck does this?
I'm of the, Everything Is An Op, tribe, so this incident tickles all of the senses.
I also firmly in the, MKUltra, Mind Control, Sleeper, camp.
So, there's that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (HVGD2)
As long as you already have a B92, go for it. Otherwise, get the B92.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration
I've been looking for a Ruger Vaquero.357 5.5" in Stainless Steel for a couple of years now with no luck.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (gmo/4)
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Benghazi rules. The cops knew they wouldn't be able to walk across the yard and get there in time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (c1p4Y)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2022 05:05 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 05:03 PM (rzOL9)
I suck at tech and I can't drive stick...
You'd be amazed how easy the US military has made a 9MM...
Posted by: Nova local at May 27, 2022 05:05 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Squirrel Community at May 27, 2022 05:05 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 04:55 PM (HVGD2)
he shoulda made more formula
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 05:05 PM (us2H3)
As she walks away, you can see other sections of the store where LOTS of other shelves are empty too.
Biden is killing this nation.
Posted by: 496 at May 27, 2022 05:05 PM (VJsqe)
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The thing is, with a simple firearm it's really easy to develop those basic skills. I grew up with .22 rifles and .410 bore shotguns and I trained with AR's in the Army. But for my own (adult) firearms I started with a 12 gauge pump and a .38 revolver, then added more "difficult" guns from there.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (sWM8x)
Checkmate! Well played. AND they were armed to the teeth with even assaultier guns.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (nxdel)
By this "thinking", cave men are the inventors of the AR-15. They're the ones who developed high velocity projectiles (spears), chopped down wood for butt stocks, dug coal to smelt iron used in rifle barrels, and learned to make clothing, which was what allowed us to move north to the coal and wood. Damn those australopithecines and their blood lust.
Posted by: Archimedes
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IN fairness, the black monolith told them to do it.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2022 04:57 PM (PisyI)
On purpose. The schools had been locked down 40+ times in 3 years. Who the fuck does this?
____________
There have been conflicting reports. One said she propped it open after the killer crashed his truck, but according to the timeline the cops provided, a school video shows her propping it open a minute before the truck crashed.
Apparently she had forgotten her cellphone in her car, and she went out to retrieve it, and propped the door open so she could get back in.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (U3akT)
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (T0jQj)
Posted by: Archer
Heavy barrel or the pencil one?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Simple Joe at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (BP3/z)
Chasten Buttigieg
I didn't realize he was the wife and Pete was the husband... I thought it was the other way around
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (bs+z0)
Is he going to call NRA members "terrorists"?
Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (786Ro)
Maybe he could field a resolution to give the Uvalde guys some Congressional Medals of Freedom, or somesuch.
They're cops whose actions caused the death of innocents, so I suppose it'd be in keeping with Michael Byrd, et. al.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (FIJ+3)
Posted by: The Beast of Chappaqua at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM
In my opinion the best infantry rifle in the last 100 years.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (kXi5T)
While I think if you own a gun you should be responsible and learn how to use it safely. I disagree that it is woven into the right such that the government may say "you don't know how to use a gun therefore you have no right to one".
While a good argument exists that you don't have a right to possess a weapon that you cannot possess safely. It's like a similar statement you don't have a right to tell lies....sure you have no right there, but it's beyond the competency of any regulating body government or otherwise to restrict you on that basis.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (z/ZJG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (T0jQj)
This is true
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (c8pZY)
If true, they should tie her upside down to the school flagpole, light it on fire and make s'mores over her smoldering corpse.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (T0jQj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (videA)
>>Abbott just repeated what the assholes told him.
At a certain level that all he could do.
I don't think highly of Abbott but in this instance he's been dealt a bad hand.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (HVGD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 27, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
We'll need to spend $10 billion to form the committee to vote on deciding whether or not forming a subcommittee to discuss consideration on funding the feasibility of doing a feasibility study.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Dry chemical fire extinguisher.
When you can't breathe, you can't fight.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:09 PM (c8pZY)
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I'm not an architect, so I'm no qualified to disagree with Mr. Sucking Dick and the Public Teat, but I'm pretty sure it's the roof that keeps the rain out ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 05:09 PM (Zf0+a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I'm not mechanical at all, had never touched a firearm until my late 30s, started almost from scratch in November 2020 in my mid-late 40s. I'm not a good shooter by any means, but in less than 2 years I can safely and (somewhat) confidently operate a variety of pistols and revolvers, and also getting started on rifles. It can be learned.
Oh, I can't drive a stick either but going to try to learn that too.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 05:09 PM (eNFcH)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 27, 2022 05:08 PM (0OmEj)
Four guns. Add a .22. Good for hunting small game for food.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 27, 2022 05:10 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 05:11 PM (2JoB8)
I didn't realize he was the wife and Pete was the husband... I thought it was the other way around
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2022 05:07 PM (bs+z0)
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Depends on MWF Chasten is the wife. On TUTHSA it Pete. On Sunday they do rock-paper-scissors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 27, 2022 05:11 PM (RFAn/)
Operate e firearm safely? Fugedabboudit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Can you operate a mouse on a computer?
If so, you can operate a double action revolver. The original point & click interface.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:11 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 05:11 PM (EjlyM)
@Chasten
A door is good at keeping the kids in and rain out. It doesn't stand a chance against a weapon designed to obliterate organs and render tiny bodies unrecognizable in the blink of an eye. If you're focusing on doors right now, you've already given up. You have failed our kids.
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Not all doors are made the same, you dope. If schoolroom doors, frames, and the lock and latch hardware aren't already made to be bullet-resistant to some level, they can be made that way. Tell your Husband's pal Nancy to introduce a bill for any money needed for this.
Posted by: Get on it, Wheels! at May 27, 2022 05:12 PM (Meiie)
He had at least one bullet to crease the BP agent's skull.
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Good point, I had forgotten that. It seems he had at least two bullets left then, because he also shot that BP agent in the leg.
I'm still curious why he stopped shooting at 12:21. Did he think all the kids were dead? I know there were 5 hiding under the covered table, and a girl who had smeared herself with her friend's blood and was playing dead. She was lying on top of a girl who was still breathing, at least at that time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 27, 2022 05:12 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 05:12 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Archer
Heavy barrel or the pencil one?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2022 05:06 PM (IEa8U)
Standard Issue - this was in 1974.
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2022 05:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 27, 2022 05:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 27, 2022 05:13 PM (14781)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
You don't have "the knack"?
https://youtu.be/g8vHhgh6oM0?t=16
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 05:13 PM (ifHdv)
It is not hard. At all. Seriously.
As mentioned a Double-Action revolver or a Double-Action Semi-Automatic are very easy to master particularly at typical self-defense distances. Practice dry-firing with snap-caps to get the feel for as long as you need and then go to the range. You don't start off as the Lone Ranger right off the bat. It's like any skill, but respect - not fear - is part of the process.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 05:14 PM (aXxgO)
The R-15 chain saw attachment.
https://www.gunsamerica.com/digest/ar-15-chainsaw-bayonet/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2022 05:14 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 05:14 PM (U3akT)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 05:16 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:16 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 05:16 PM (jyW7T)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 05:14 PM (U3akT)
I love shooting my Johnson.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 27, 2022 05:16 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 27, 2022 05:16 PM (c8pZY)
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Hey, I just got here.
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 05:17 PM (jyW7T)
A few manufactured in 38-44
Probably killed more folk in the Great Patriotic War than all the AR-15s combined in US civilian hands.
Yet, single shot, bolt action with a five round magazine.
Therefore, no problem for the left.
Even with the 16 inch bayonet attached.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2022 05:18 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 27, 2022 05:19 PM (FVME7)
Of course they would have to remove all the stairs.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 27, 2022 05:21 PM (eMEkg)
Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2022 05:26 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Glenn John at May 27, 2022 05:28 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 05:28 PM (EEjVl)
These mass shooting events, though horrific, are rare but since the media needs to get eyes, they're made to be month long events, or until they need to have 24/7 George Floyd Memorial's.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 27, 2022 05:29 PM (G/C7y)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 05:34 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Richard DeCamp at May 27, 2022 05:44 PM (CdE4N)
The mid-terms matter not.
Between the administrative state and a do nothing GOPe and EO's, #wastf.
Gird your loins.
Buy ammo and buy staples.
Posted by: golfman at May 27, 2022 06:02 PM (hOMhY)
Were the LEO's in pursuit of the gunboy when he crashed his truck into the ditch outside of the school?
AND...
I would love to see the complete CCTV loop that shows gunboy not making a beeline for the only apparently unlocked/ propped open door in that hallway.
Yeah this sucks...but lets make sure it does not deep state suck.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: ccoffer at May 27, 2022 08:16 PM (QrxII)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (lE1L7)
Posted by: Ju at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2022 11:27 PM (MFphb)
This is not correct.
You need enough money to buy one of the ~250,000 privately-owned automatic weapons on the federal register, $200 to buy the transfer stamp, and a clean-enough record to pass the background check.
Possession of any automatic firearm on the list is explicitly legal, and no license is required.
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