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FBI: We Totally Stopped Another Terror Attack, You Guys
FBI: We totally disrupted a completely real ISIS plot against George W. Bush by a real ISIS terrorist that we totally didn't set up ourselves so we could get a positive headline and Demonstrate Value in the DENNIS system.
Tom WinterOh, Fusion Ken contributed? Gold standard. Now I believe. Notice the wording here: First of all, he "wanted" to do these thing. It does not say he took actual actions likely to result in these things happening. Also notice he was "talking to a confidential FBI informant." Just one?!?! What, is the FBI facing a staffing crunch? Why not a dozen? To get a conspiracy conviction, you only have to establish two things: One, an agreement with another person that a crime should be committed. Note that you yourself don't have to agree to commit the crime; you can agree that your co-conspirator (or your FBI Informant) should commit the crime. The other thing required, to prove that this isn't merely hot talk and gassy dreams without real intent, is proof that you've undertaken some overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy. But that "overt act" can be very minor and completely non-criminal. It could be something as minor as "I googled George Bush's home address." Back during Bush's term, the FBI would sometimes admit these plots were "mainly aspirational." Are they no longer categorizing them in that way? Is every "plot" now supposedly real? I'm not saying I don't trust these guys but... also, I am saying that. I think we'll eventually learn that the "FBI informant" was more eager to advance this plot than the "ISIS terrorist." The FBI only busts the "terrorists" and "insurrectionists" they recruit themselves. But hey, the FBI has branded me an "insurrectionist." Self-interest alone requires that I oppose their efforts to apprehend other "insurrectionists." That's sort of the problem with making half the country Persons of Interest in a vaguely defined Conspiracy.
@Tom_Winter NBC News: Shihab Ahmed Shihab, of Columbus, OH, is in custody after the FBI says he wanted to smuggle 4-6 individuals from Iraq into the United States through the Mexico border to kill former president George W. Bush, court documents and law enforcement officials say.
MORE: Shihab allegedly wanted to conduct the attack on Bush in the name of ISIS. At all times, court documents show, Shihab was talking to a FBI confidential informant and under some form of surveillance, meaning the physical threat to Bush was low. W/
@KenDilanianNBC
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 02:46 PM (Z7XJd)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 25, 2022 02:46 PM (z99Zw)
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Posted by: brak at May 25, 2022 02:48 PM (KR4lF)
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 02:47 PM (N1WXz)
Yeah, I give this whole mess the side eye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 02:48 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 02:48 PM (RlEt2)
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 02:48 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 25, 2022 02:48 PM (8BLHA)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (bs+z0)
“Oh gee, we actually managed to do our jobs!”
Good for you dickheads.
Posted by: JROD at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (JAJAP)
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (qwO6y)
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I doubt he was from Columbus, OH. Maybe he was most recently living there, but I'm pretty sure he was from some wog republic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (wPuAx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
The ones they don't stop they either didn't know about or couldn't really do anything about because they just didn't have enough information, darn it.
Posted by: huerfano at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (yRved)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (Vr12I)
This site:
https://reyormis.site/easylist/13348
is hanging up the front page like a boat anchor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (IEa8U)
Next thing we'll hear is the FBI lying about "foiling" another fake assassination attempt on a prominent Democrat or...
we'll have another gabby giffords, or the FBI will just kill a Democrat.
And then...the massive "accidental" Oil Spill in the ocean.
2022 will be even worse than 2020 before it's over.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (YqDXo
Iraq. Seeking asylum.
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (Vr12I)
___________
Yep. - Sirhan Sirhan
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (sSiC8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 02:48 PM (qpX6U)
That's what I've been wondering... ISIS did not even exist when Bush was Prezzy.
Seems like Obama or Trump would be more valid targets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (Vr12I)
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"Yeah, what a stupid name." - Eric Erickson
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (YqDXo)
The ones they don't stop they either didn't know about or couldn't really do anything about because they just didn't have enough information, darn it.
Posted by: huerfano at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (MzKgG)
Wasn't there a fibbie in Chicago in 2000 or early 2001, who reported a bunch of "Asian yutes" learning to fly and not paying much attention to the landing part, and his "superiors" told him to shush?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (llON8)
Shihab Shihab,
lalalalalalalalalala
Shihab Shihab.
Posted by: The Overtones at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (Z7XJd)
Posted by: zombie Little Richard at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (BgMrQ)
First question. Why Mexico? Canadian border is closer and less watched.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (Vr12I)
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Yep. - Sirhan Sirhan
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:51 PM (YqDXo)
Oh yeah, that's where they got the idea!! Be more creative, Feebs!
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (PiwSw)
And on the other hand we have 27 hours per week of prime time TV propaganda that says we walk on water.
Yeah, we're not worried.
Posted by: The FBI at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM (YqDXo
Iraq. Seeking asylum.
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (qwO6y)
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He was from Columbus, Iraq?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Fang Fang at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Shihab Ahmed Shihab at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (llON
PS 3 or 4 got into flight school with EXPIRED visas! PPS Not visa cards!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:49 PM
The MFM style guide requires the use of "a Columbus man".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)
I probably would not help the FBI in an investigation even if I could because I'd be worried they'd screw me somehow.
If an FBI agent ever shows up and starts asking me questions, I'll say I don't answer questions. Period.
They have no credibility.
Posted by: Mehive at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: 496 at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (VJsqe)
Press blitz incoming to release all the squirrels.
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (N1WXz)
What ya all got?
Posted by: Senior FBI Leadership meeting at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (PiwSw)
You said Shihab 3 times. Yeah, I liked it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2022 02:54 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2022 02:52 PM (PiwSw)
Yep.Tony Ahmed Shihab Haloub.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:54 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Neil Young, now back on Spotify at May 25, 2022 02:54 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Squid at May 25, 2022 02:54 PM (xtjw3)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (rJ48h)
Guess they're part of all the wonderful restored norms.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (sSiC8)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:50 PM (Vr12I)
_____________
"What's wrong with it?" - Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
As Mickey Kaus put it:
Are we sure FBI raid was a "lucky break" [for Cisneros]? You have more faith in FBI's neutrality these days than I do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I probably would not help the FBI in an investigation even if I could because I'd be worried they'd screw me somehow.
If an FBI agent ever shows up and starts asking me questions, I'll say I don't answer questions. Period.
They have no credibility.
Posted by: Mehive at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (ky+MF)
Call the local police and tell them someone is at your door impersonating a federal agent.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Senior FBI Leadership meeting at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (oHd/0)
Who put the ding in the rama lama ding dong?
Posted by: 496 at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: George W. Bush at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (KR4lF)
Great in GalaxyQuest, too.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (ZGrMX)
He really was. Minor masterpiece, that film.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 02:56 PM (kdacX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (ecthb)
If I were still an Intelligence guy evaluating this, it would be an E5.
Source: Unreliable
Information Credibility: Improbable
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (llON
Yep. Good idea.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (Z7XJd)
Posted by: VDH approves at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (dWD2x)
Did any of you watch the vid I linked the other day about the Colorado antifa let off with "probation?"
He fired into moving vehicles like a maniac during an antifa riot in 2020. Clearly trying to Murder the family inside the car who only wanted to drive down the public street.
Democrats Do Not Give A Shit About Gun Violence.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM
Be advised that unnamed sources say she likes maple syrup on French Toast.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (llON
didn't work out well for Levoy Finicum, who was stopped and shot dead by Federal Agents as he was trying to get to the Local Sheriff, who was expecting him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (oHd/0)
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Out: POI (Persons Of Interest).
In: POW (Persons Of Whiteness).
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (x9jeR)
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (f3+ut)
This goes trebly for FBI agents, who can press charges on you for lying to them.
Fuck them 3 times moar.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM
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If she were to consent to such a proposition, wouldn't that be a second person and thereby constitute a conspiracy?
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (zL564)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (8BLHA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Your tax dollars at work. We pay our Stasi well.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (YIVH2)
btw, what do you think the riots are going to be like outside the Justices' homes in a couple of weeks?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (ecthb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (eovkY)
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17% Pure Fucking Nuts
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (FVME7)
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Roe getting overturned. Could be worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (bs+z0)
____________
I have an idea. Instead of importing this jagoffs and then setting them up, how about we don't import in the first place?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (YqDXo)
The FBI lies as if they were born to it. I don't take anything they say at face value. Facts, interlaced with their lies is their SOP.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (QSjkU)
Received probation. Clear cut case of entrapment.
Posted by: JROD at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (JAJAP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM (ecthb)
I will Restore Law and Order!
Please clap.
Posted by: George P Bush at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM
Dang!
What a coincidence. Me too.
Only I wasn't planning on sleeping...IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (bs+z0)
Was he on a skateboard? Cuz that's what he'd do if he were cool.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Kestrel.986 at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (dtX/B)
Posted by: mr tmz
The Emperor Shit Midas's policy put in place by the department of education pedophile required that any kid who was considered a minority wouldn't be treated like a criminal even though they committed numerous crimes, like Cruz did for months prior to attacking Parkland. Fucking asshole Obama. Cruz is a white kid with an ethnic name, so he got away with almost murder several times before he committed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (llON
Oh, that is very nice! I like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (XIJ/X)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg5ZrkaGlFA
This is EXACTLY how the FBI sees us! They are totally DENNISing us right now!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (HMTci)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
I will Restore Law and Order!
Please clap.
Posted by: George P Bush at May 25, 2022 02:59 PM (llON8
Fucking loser.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (YIVH2)
Ahhhh...DENNIS the Menace.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (TNyrE)
____________
"Damn. They don't think I'm even worth killing."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mr tmz
The Emperor Shit Midas's policy put in place by the department of education pedophile required that any kid who was considered a minority wouldn't be treated like a criminal even though they committed numerous crimes, like Cruz did for months prior to attacking Parkland. Fucking asshole Obama. Cruz is a white kid with an ethnic name, so he got away with almost murder several times before he committed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (jhFDc)
Now you know why I kept my last name!
Posted by: Shaved Guevera at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (XIJ/X)
I'm thinking she'd be the one asleep.
I kid because I care.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (sSiC8)
It's not so much that they're a clown show. All government agencies are. It's that they're such an arrogant clown show.
Posted by: Wally at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (PE7O6)
I kid because I care.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (sSiC
Meh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (bs+z0)
Who knew there was a Columbus Ohio in Iraq.
Hat tip Shithead is from Iraq not Ohio.
But, we had to bring them all here so we can fight them here instead now or something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03
You're assuming they didn't want that to happen. At a minimum they don't seem to care.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (HMTci)
I also suspect the FBI has dozens of "agents" solely dedicated to shit-posting on Twitter/Facebook under hundreds of accounts to "agitate" violence-prone people.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (eovkY)
Great in GalaxyQuest, too."
And 'Pain and Gain.'
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (qpX6U)
===
and his goat knew the bowling scores on 'Wings.'
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (jhFDc)
By getting the guy killed?
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (sSiC8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (nMx88)
And yet they haven't caught the woman who planted the bombs near the Capitol on January 5th.
Wonder if they ever considered Stephen Paddock, who killed more than 60 & injured many hundreds in Las Vegas in 2017, was somehow peripherally involved with ISIS, maybe acting "for love." (Reportedly his girlfriend's family resided in the Philippines and ISIS allegedly had some operations there.) Guess we'll never know.
Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM
If they did, they would call for prosecuting Biden's own son for lying on his gun app.
Posted by: huerfano at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:01 PM (anj39)
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Over the course of the series, it's pretty well established that he's a high-functioning sociopath. He's even diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder at one point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (YIVH2)
It's not so much that they're a clown show. All government agencies are. It's that they're such an arrogant clown show.
Posted by: Wally at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (PE7O6)
An arrogant break-dancing retards with no-retention holsters clown show.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (llON8)
I rest MY case.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (FuCw2)
***
Seems legit.
-- MSM
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (jhFDc)
bush and blair invaded dar al islam, so hence he must pay or something, it's been 19 years since the invasion,
Posted by: no 6 at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (i0Lci)
But only desperate people seeking asylum are coming across the Mexican border.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: ogmrobvious at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (HdkBS)
Great in GalaxyQuest, too."
And 'Pain and Gain.'
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:00 PM (qpX6U)
===
and his goat knew the bowling scores on 'Wings.'
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 03:03 PM (N1WXz)
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And if you shoot him in the head, it grows back (Men In Black franchise)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (zL564)
Good point, but that would violate one of my principles, which is to ignore all celebrities unless I am objectifying them from afar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (XIJ/X)
-The FBI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Restore Freedom, Abolish FIB&DOJ
Posted by: John Tax Roberts at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (YTBIQ)
Half of those are hard core leftists complaining that Trump isn't arrested yet.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (jTmQV)
"Hey, look you guys, we don't just setup and entrap bigoted rightwingers, like yourselves, we also setup and entrap dirty foreigners who think bad thoughts about your favorite person, George W. Bush. You hate foreigners and love the Bushes, don't you?"
Posted by: Match Checksout at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 25, 2022 02:58 PM (zL564)
Good point, but that would violate one of my principles, which is to ignore all celebrities unless I am objectifying them from afar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (XIJ/X)
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She did just marry a guy who was married to another woman when they met. Total homewrecker. She may be open to certain arrangements.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
I'll never get picked for a jury because I have STEM degrees. Automatic disqualifier in voir dire. Nobody numerate is allowed on a jury.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (qpX6U)
Shihab has 3 Shihabs in his name."
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He really likes Shihab
Posted by: ogmrobvious at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (HdkBS)
So, if'n you skewer him, will he be Shish Shihabs?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (jhFDc)
It is doubtful a single one of the 9/11 hijackers was NOT on the FBI watch list or payroll.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (nMx88)
bush and blair invaded dar al islam, so hence he must pay or something, it's been 19 years since the invasion,
Posted by: no 6 at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (i0Lci)
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They can hold a grudge for a thousand years. Once a part of Dar al-Islam, always a part of Dar al-Islam... No backsies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:02 PM (bs+z0)
Was wondering the same.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (anj39)
Posted by: no 6 at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (i0Lci)
Posted by: ogmrobvious at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM
I mean, who doesn't? You put some tzatziki on that and it's the shizznit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:07 PM (qpX6U)
The Witmer thing really proves that a lot of that stuff was them creating events by encouraging people.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 25, 2022 03:07 PM (HMTci)
I also suspect the FBI has dozens of "agents" solely dedicated to shit-posting on Twitter/Facebook under hundreds of accounts to "agitate" violence-prone people.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Sooth, the alphabet agencies generally have their legion of paid informants do that for the same reason as Intel community uses cutouts for plausible deniability plus more freedom of action. Would not be surprised that they run their own botnets either now through contractors.
Using an agent directly circumscribes agent's behavior to further the plot and can burn them for future court cases. They work more as handlers like the CIA agents.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:07 PM (Iq9dF)
-The FBI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
OUR Hero? uhhhh....
Posted by: Ultra MAGA at May 25, 2022 03:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 03:07 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (qpX6U)
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Not true...I know a PhD in Materials Science (ceramic engineer) who was picked for a trial jury. I was on the grand jury that indicted that individual. It made for a weird interaction between us because he was also my boss at the time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (YIVH2)
I mean, who doesn't? You put some tzatziki on that and it's the shizznit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (h6/n7)
So Shihb Ahmed Shizznit then.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: no 6 at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (i0Lci)
The fact that Gorelick can walk around D.C. freely let alone be nominated to a fascistic censorship board is all you need to know about the state of this country.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 02:53 PM (XIJ/X)
That puts a new spin on "Chez Dildo".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 02:57 PM
And she wouldn't be caught dead eating anything that was sous vide.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (MgSy1)
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He really likes Shihab
Posted by: ogmrobvious at May 25, 2022 03:04 PM (HdkBS)
Don't take Shihab if you're allergic to Shihab.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I stand corrected.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (qpX6U)
Oh, and we are way overdue for another round of the fake FBI-created "q-anon" bullshit and another fake rally date when all the "maga" and "q" are supposedly to gather in D.C.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (eovkY)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (sSiC8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 02:55 PM (llON
LOL. Better. Tell them the FBI are there impersonating law enforcement officers.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022
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Was wondering the same.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022
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Jane has had to go to the hospital too?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (sSiC8)
because you know grabby McBiden will be coming for them. Here is a review.
"These are ultra-light NATO Polypropylene (Plastic) NIJ Rated Level III Armor, not Kevlar. In other words, they are an insane bargain for what they are. A bunch of people on Youtube have tested these and they stop 5.56 XM193, .308 FMJ and AK FMJ rounds. These are the deal of the century as far as rifle armor goes.
Recommends this product ✔ Yes
They are 20 years old so officially expired but they still seem to work. I ordered the entire plate carrier (now sold out) and 2 extra panels for each pocket (10 x 6 side, 12 x 10 back and 12 x 10 front curved )all still in stock.
They have a 10 x 12 Itailian military surpus ceramic plates that can slip over the kevlar ones if you want the gold standard of protection.
I have bought Kevlar helmets, and other body armor and gas masks from them in the past. I have no compunction to be making the job of a nazi gun grabber any easier.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (sSiC
Sean???
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (MgSy1)
They need to put him back in the basement... he's not doing the Dems any good with his ramblings
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (bW8dp)
The time for trusting the FBI if it ever truly existed is unquestionably over.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (5ZKtF)
Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (FhXTo)
Him accidentally comparing himself to Putin and the invasion of Ukraine was comedy gold.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (txdEq)
No... She's having a worrisome mole checked out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (bs+z0)
Considering the National Ground Intelligence Center is in Charlottesville, I'd say someone should have known something and maybe solidly contributed - or not.
Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (NIYa7)
I stand corrected.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (qpX6U)
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It's a fairly small community (around 50,000 people in a rural area) but with a strong STEM focus because of a local hospital and STEM research university. We tend to skew a bit more edumacated in the jury pool.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (YIVH2)
Aleichem shalhoub, brother.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (eovkY)
........
Gesundheit.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (bs+z0)
That was mean, And cruel!
Posted by: Tom Friedman at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (sSiC
You are correct sir!
Posted by: Inspector Lewis Erskine, The FBI 1965-74 at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (rbqjV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (YIVH2)
I feel like that should have disqualified you from the jury
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (kf6Ak)
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I knew that the moment they started the reporting. This was to give Hillary a narrative for winning!
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (yRved)
1% are really bad
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: no 6 at May 25, 2022 03:06 PM (i0Lci)
The fact that Gorelick can walk around D.C. freely let alone be nominated to a fascistic censorship board is all you need to know about the state of this country.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (nMx8
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Wasn't she also involved in the housing bubble via Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac? She's a one woman wrecking crew.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:09 PM (bs+z0)
That was mean, And cruel!
Posted by: Tom Friedman at May 25, 2022 03:10 PM (PiwSw)
Funny, too. That's why I love this place.
Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Doesn't matter; she is a celebrity and an actor, which makes the odds that she is an ignorant leftist idiot without an original thought in her brain pretty good.
Care to bet against me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)
Using an agent directly circumscribes agent's behavior to further the plot and can burn them for future court cases. They work more as handlers like the CIA agents.
Posted by: whig
I'm sure you're right.
Probably not too hard to recruit these days -- indeed, most of Twitter does all the dirty work for the "intel" "community" on their own accord because they're natural-born NPC's.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (MgSy1)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (UgAdJ)
#Metoo
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (4kUit)
There was an actual police blotter item in Minneapolis like 20 years ago where they arrested a guy who was passed out in his car at a convenience store. His name? "Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed". I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)
Care to bet against me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)
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I thought you were pursuing the rompity-de-pompity, not anything intellectual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:07 PM (qpX6U
Not as good as KY.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM
Oh, derka, derka, derka!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (p+1gI)
I would be interested in seeing what the jihadis now think about Osama forcing America in to a war with them.
They aren't much worse off (I mean a lot of them are dead, but that's kind of what they wanted anyway), but they helped usher in the end of Heritage America and the supremacy of GloboHomo. Do they see that as a positive?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (sWM8x)
Doesn't matter; she is a celebrity and an actor, which makes the odds that she is an ignorant leftist idiot without an original thought in her brain pretty good.
Care to bet against me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)
You want to talk politics with her?????
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (Vr12I)
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It can always be worse.
Posted by: Hooz Bin Pharteen at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (lHJZU)
Care to bet against me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)
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You just need to convince her you're a producer casting for a new project, and that whoooshing sound you'll hear will be her panties hitting the deck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
147 ...
Posted by: Match Checksout at May 25, 2022 03:05 PM (dYe5S)
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You two may both be on to something. Maybe they really are that far removed from understanding anything at all about actual Americans.
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (N1WXz)
If acts of pedophilia occurred there, a slight edge goes to the Lincoln Project.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:14 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:14 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 03:13 PM (N1WXz)
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Although, their desire to get on the GOP's good side seems like a waste of time. The GOP is never going to slow the growth of their budget, much less cut it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
Care to bet against me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)
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Wasn't her father a gang prosecutor in Manhattan? His experiences might have taught the family some reality lessons that still stick, even despite tinsel town indoctrination.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:14 PM (MgSy1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (MgSy1)
........
They let him go outside again? Isn't that risky?
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Izheet M'Drurz at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (h6/n7)
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Weird how the extremely well-organized and fake "Freedom Front" vanished into the ether...
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:14 PM (4kUit)
Hard to remember what they were even about.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:08 PM (YIVH2)
I feel like that should have disqualified you from the jury
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (kf6Ak)
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I was in the grand jury that served the initial indictment on the defendant (kiddie diddler). Six months later, I'm working for a new boss, then he gets called up to serve as the foreman at the trial. Neither he nor I knew about the shared connection until he told us about the case (highly emotional for everyone involved). I remembered that case out of the hundreds of other indictments and let him know that we both bore part of the burden of putting this individual in prison. Hopefully he's still there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM
Team America perhaps?
Posted by: Ultra MAGA at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, but I am 29, and I don't do that stuff any more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (XSRBF)
Yeah, I learned early on not to take a look on what is on the "special folders" the Lincoln guys have on their computers. I tell you this, it isn't "Busty Lesbian Shelver videos" - love you Ace.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)
They're pleased with the amount of money we spent on it, I'm sure. Probably also chuffed that we are still just as vulnerable as ever, despite the expenditure. They'll truck A-bombs across the Mex border someday, and then we'll all start chanting "We didn't connect the dots!"
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM
Team America perhaps?
Posted by: Ultra MAGA at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)
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They did it in the show as well, same with the Montage song.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
That whole "freedom front" farce was created specifically to LURE "right wingers." I think we can all see that, now.
No takers, though. Odd.
Also, no curiosity whatsoever on the part of "journalists" for the details of this so-called Freedom Front organiztion. Odd, again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, but I am 29, and I don't do that stuff any more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (XIJ/X)
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Rule #1 in a Zombie apocalypse could help: Cardio.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (kdacX)
I wonder if an MBA will keep me out?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (sAmhv)
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I was in the grand jury that served the initial indictment on the defendant (kiddie diddler). Six months later, I'm working for a new boss, then he gets called up to serve as the foreman at the trial. Neither he nor I knew about the shared connection until he told us about the case (highly emotional for everyone involved). I remembered that case out of the hundreds of other indictments and let him know that we both bore part of the burden of putting this individual in prison. Hopefully he's still there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (YIVH2)
Hopefully he was somehow accidentally able to mingle with gen pop before all the woo floo releases.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 03:17 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:17 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
About 5% of me believes that the FBI is actually a law enforcement organization.
The other 95% of me believes this was an Op to help the DemonRats and they were running it.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 03:17 PM (jhFDc)
I wonder if an MBA will keep me out?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM
Hell, a JD didn't keep me out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:17 PM (h6/n7)
Burden? I know what you're actually saying, but locking up a kiddie diddler and throwing away the key would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (llON
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Normally they keep that type sequestered from other inmates. But our county jail is overcrowded and well, accidents happen....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Coki at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (5ON+9)
Wait, so the kiddie diddler was not someone you knew?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (kf6Ak)
Yeah, but I am 29, and I don't do that stuff any more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (XIJ/X)
**looks at bottle of little blue pills**
So...how much ya got?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (anj39)
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The FBI is Public Relations shop with badge/guns.
Posted by: ask any local cop at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (lHJZU)
Doesn't matter; she is a celebrity and an actor, which makes the odds that she is an ignorant leftist idiot without an original thought in her brain pretty good.
Care to bet against me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)
Then again, I don't think Teh Horde is interested in discussing the pitfalls of antidisestablishmentarianism with Ms Daddario.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (n+4am)
Team America perhaps?
Posted by: Ultra MAGA at May 25, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)
Yup. Team America.
He's heading north on Bakalakadaka street!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (kdacX)
I still trust the time-sync from WWV, but I cannot give you a good reason why. It's faith I guess.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Coki at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (5ON+9)
I looked up the guy - he had been a rapper and even had a couple of music videos.
Somehow though 10 years later after that limited success he was flying all over the country to start "protests". The FNM said he made his money selling "racist paraphernalia". Let me offer the alternative suggestion that he was getting paid by our friends in the FBI.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)
Yeah...good times. Good times.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (oqkOh)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)
Thanks for being concerned for me, vmom. Horde is kinda family.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (n+4am)
I was in the pool!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (x8Wzq)
He's heading north on Bakalakadaka street!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM
Never. Not. Funny.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (h6/n7)
Probably not too hard to recruit these days -- indeed, most of Twitter does all the dirty work for the "intel" "community" on their own accord because they're natural-born NPC's.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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They recruit from those that they charge, just like the intel tries to double someone who was caught spying. In the Whitmer case, one informant used by the Feebs committed two felonies not connected to the case while serving as the Feeb informant. Bulger and his Feeb handler (now jailed for corruption) actually collaborated to put the finger on four innocent people in Mass for a shooting and convict them. Mueller was involved as ADA up there too. Feebs had to pay huge damage claims over that one.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (0SrVS)
Posted by: Aysha at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)
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Hey Mo Mo Mo!
Posted by: Curly at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (kdacX)
.........
I missed something important, didn't I?
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
So...how much ya got?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (anj39)
I meant just romping without anything else in mind.
Screwing someone like that would remind me of the joke:
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)
Thanks for being concerned for me, vmom. Horde is kinda family.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)
I missed this.
kraken, go make an appointment with a dermatologist!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (llON8)
"you conservatives like George W Bush, right? Well, we just saved him, hmmmm? do you support the alphabets now? Can we get a few more of you to spend a year in DC-GITMO now?"
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (llON
I'm gonna pile on too... Go get it checked out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (bs+z0)
Yeah...good times. Good times.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (oqkOh)
Mohamed Farah Aidid Sahib Skyhook.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Hmm...I like it...I like it.
Hey could I ask one of you fine folks to see how my name would sound repeated like that?
Posted by: Beetlejuice at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)
Also see: Westboro Baptist Church (WBC)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (QzpS1)
Maybe it was a genuine plot. Maybe it was like the So-Cal videographer who they arrested for making that tape that Hillary claimed was the focus of the ire that set off the Benghazi fiasco. The sad thing is, government bureaucrats have harmed their brand so badly at this point, they could stop a meteor from destroying the planet, and I'd still want a full investigation before I believed them.
Posted by: red speck at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (bs+z0)
And make sure they do a rectal too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (eovkY)
So...how much ya got?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (anj39)
I meant just romping without anything else in mind.
Screwing someone like that would remind me of the joke:
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (XIJ/X)
I thought it was "two people and a ham". I must be living a sheltered life.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (llON8)
The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (XIJ/X)
***
And there goes the coffee...
I'm betting you stole that from Andrew Dice Clay.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (anj39)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)
You bet!
*brandishes big wooden spoon menacingly*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:16 PM (kf6Ak)
Thanks for being concerned for me, vmom. Horde is kinda family.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)
I missed this.
kraken, go make an appointment with a dermatologist!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:20 PM (llON
Youse guys!!! My doc friend said to not let them steamroll you with one type of treatment option. He also said at my age, what I might want is not what they may push.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)
Smith & Wesson up 10%
Vista Outdoors up 10%
American Outdoor Brands up 6.5%
Sturm Ruger up 5.5%
Ammo Inc up 5%
http://bitly.ws/rHT2
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (sWM8x)
His name? "Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed". I am not making this up.
==
It can always be worse.
Posted by: Hooz Bin Pharteen
Could be Muhammed Jerome Willy
https://tinyurl.com/4jbr7fnx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (yRved)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (anj39)
Oh man, were you brought up in a convent? That's an old joke!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (bs+z0)
And make sure they do a rectal too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (XIJ/X)
Wouldn't be fun without THAT, CBD.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Coki at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (5ON+9)
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Now try to imagine how much you (and we) DON'T know.
Same with, after Trump exposed so much, how much corruption -- breadth & depth -- there is in The Swamp overall that we don't and will likely never know.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (8m37N)
I still trust the time-sync from WWV, but I cannot give you a good reason why. It's faith I guess.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (qpX6U)
Hey, if you can't trust professional wrestling, what can you trust?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (n+4am)
you know they will find some way to keep George P in politics...
Posted by: George W. Bush at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (KR4lF)
The FBI is the KKK arm of the modern Democrat Party.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (yYJ+o)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM
*remembers Mediterranean upbringing*
Oh, shit. Do what she say, Krak! Do what she say!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
Immona wait for the Snopes opinion on this.
*tosses some snark tags for good measure*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I
If you have a suspicious spot it should get biopsied.
For taking it out though,a plastic surgeon is the best if it's the face.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Stan teaches his minions about inversion where what is good becomes bad.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Jane.How went it???
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)
........
When they start talking about Mohs surgery, be vewy vewy afwaid.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
*click*
*bbbbzzzzzzzzzzz*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (x8Wzq)
No biggie; I found some single-use plastic bags anyway (in the meat section) and used those. The check out lady complimented me and said most people just bitch, but I went right to the solution phase.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (8i1Xd)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:18 PM (kf6Ak)
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No, no, no! He was just someone in the stack of cases we went through as a grand jury. My boss was the foreman of the jury who actually convicted the defendant. It was not a pleasant experience, even though the guy deserved it (and worse). Being on a grand jury was an eye-opening experience.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (YIVH2)
If you have a suspicious spot it should get biopsied.
For taking it out though,a plastic surgeon is the best if it's the face.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (kf6Ak)
Still weighing the Hot Iron method.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (Vr12I)
My dominatrix/fact checker says this is totally false. Also that if I don't lick her boots she'll put me in the box again. No, not the fun box.
Posted by: Snopes at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: John Cleese at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (oqkOh)
The FBI is the KKK arm of the modern Democrat Party."
Well, J. Edgar was the Director during my time, and we all know he was a tranny.
Posted by: Inspector Lewis Erskine, The FBI 1965-74 at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (rbqjV)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)
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Whatever it is, has the two year observation period, to see if it goes away on its own, lapsed yet?
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (0IeYL)
When they start talking about Mohs surgery, be vewy vewy afwaid.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
Kinda what he was alluding to. I am not - young.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:28 PM (Vr12I)
Bulger and his Feeb handler (now jailed for corruption) actually collaborated to put the finger on four innocent people in Mass for a shooting and convict them.
Posted by: whig
Connelly?
I don't think most people, even here, realize the FBI has been Corrupt since its inception.
TV made them heroes, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:28 PM (Jjqlo)
It shows how dead the Bush clan is in Texas. The former Supreme Court justice that ran against Paxton and George P. in the initial round had substantial support too. She was an establishment candidate. If her supporters had joined forces with George P.'s in the runoff, they should have been able to defeat Paxton. But the name Bush is so unpopular that it didn't happen.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:28 PM (ppBhU)
FBI useless.
Posted by: Zombie Ross Perot at May 25, 2022 03:28 PM (Y274z)
Whatever it is, has the two year observation period, to see if it goes away on its own, lapsed yet?
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (0IeYL)
Lol!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM
As chemists say, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Vr12I
Not melanoma!!! Now I have my fourth reconstructive surgery on my nose next week and I'm gold.
And Krak, my nose cancer that looked like nothing went all the way through my right nostril. 11/2 hours of surgery the first time. Had to rebuild from the inside out. GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR. This hasn't been fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: whig
Connelly?
I don't think most people, even here, realize the FBI has been Corrupt since its inception.
TV made them heroes, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:28 PM
Yep. "Zip" Connelly and company.
Corrupt to the core.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: kraken a
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What you want is for them to do the job they know how to do. If you don't trust your Dr find one you do trust and DO WHAT HE TELLS YOU TO,
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (rV/29)
You cannot name a single decade when the FBI was not corrupt and scandalous.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (Jjqlo)
Posted by: Curly at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Vr12I
Not melanoma!!! Now I have my fourth reconstructive surgery on my nose next week and I'm gold.
And Krak, my nose cancer that looked like nothing went all the way through my right nostril. 11/2 hours of surgery the first time. Had to rebuild from the inside out. GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR. This hasn't been fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
{{{Jane}}}
Hope everything goes well next week.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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And Connelly's partner. Other Feebs in that office had to have known too because it was not a one time event.
Public Enemies is a pretty good look at the old FBI and its issues internally while putting a good face on their actions publicly.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Golfman at May 25, 2022 03:31 PM (axEn0)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)
LOL... I don't think it went the way Beto thought it would.... And Biden's mean angry political rant on the murders of those Children didn't go as planned either
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:31 PM (bs+z0)
Good news
Posted by: It's me donna
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Jane is in the clear?
Way to go Jane D'oh
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:31 PM (rV/29)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM
Jazz hands? Uptwinkles?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Hope everything goes well next week.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (llON
Thanks. Looking forward to getting it over with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
if you feel two hands on yer sholders, back up and wiggle a little bit.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:32 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)
No way.
I don't think even DeathSantis could be so twisty.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 03:32 PM (llON8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:33 PM (kf6Ak)
You cannot name a single decade when the FBI was not corrupt and scandalous.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (Jjqlo)
Sure I can. 1850-1860. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 03:33 PM (QSjkU)
I've been saying this since day one. A group no one had ever heard of and has not been seen or heard from since, run by an Obama supporter, with a name that only a Leftist could dream up, "Unite the Right."
Those soy boys at the Tiki parade all looked clean-shaven and were wearing identical long sleeve white tee-shirts, the better to cover up Antifa tattoos.
Totally phony, totally lame, totally an Op
Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2022 03:33 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 25, 2022 03:33 PM (QZ/dC)
And Krak, my nose cancer that looked like nothing went all the way through my right nostril. 11/2 hours of surgery the first time. Had to rebuild from the inside out. GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR. This hasn't been fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Excellent news! I hope the rest of your treatment goes well for you!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:33 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: George W. Bush at May 25, 2022 03:24 PM (KR4lF)
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Out: Ronna Romney McDaniel.
In: George P. Bush.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (8m37N)
You cannot name a single decade when the FBI was not corrupt and scandalous.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Notorious by Hitchcock has Cary Grant playing a Feeb and manipulating Ingrid Bergman to catch Claude Rains.
Probably one of Grant's best performances as he dances the line between betrayer and lover of Bergman.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (bs+z0)
And make sure they do a rectal too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:22 PM (XIJ/X)
And try to cough twice before the discomfort gets really bad.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (Qhnrt)
What, is the FBI facing a staffing crunch? Why not a dozen?
Why, it is peak NASCAR garages' noose nesting season, you big silly! Gotta keep as many eyes peeled on the prize as possible!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (MwZpx)
That famous group has been making so much noise this last 20 years I can barely hear myself think.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (sSiC8)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
Kinda what he was alluding to. I am not - young.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 03:28 PM (Vr12I)
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Moh's is no big deal. Where is your suspicious spot? I had Moh's on my leg (oddly long healing time there) and once on the very tip of my nose. Moh's is a method of reducing the surgical scarring to near invisible, and it really did the job.
But definitely go see the dermatologist. Soonest.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (8i1Xd)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (us2H3)
Those soy boys at the Tiki parade all looked clean-shaven and were wearing identical long sleeve white tee-shirts, the better to cover up Antifa tattoos.
Totally phony, totally lame, totally an Op
Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2022 03:33 PM (mR6Gs)
Dickhead Spencer was obviously an op. I think I remember somewhere people actually found the document tail on that.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (QzpS1)
Not a concern. Samaritan is on it.
Posted by: John Greer at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (ZSK0i)
whig, and I love how the FBI fake-awarded the reward for the fake "tip' that led to Bulger's fake "capture" to some fake guy in Sweden or Switzerland!
Of course the FBI knew where Whitey was all along, but they had to act because people calling the "tip line" on Whitey's location. The jig was up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (Jjqlo)
In: George P. Bush.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (8m37N)
In: Ronna Romney McDaniel IN George P. Bush
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (sSiC8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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It was privatized. Pinkerton's Detective Agency was used for various unpleasantries.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Beetlejuice at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM
We may not be in our thirties, but we weren't born yesterday.
Besides, Juno told buzzion, who told us about you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (a3Q+t)
And try to cough twice before the discomfort gets really bad.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons
ask nicely, and the nurse will rabbit punch you in the kidney. makes everything get sucked up quicklike.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: NCKate at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (Iq9dF)
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In his place I would have come down firmly on the "lover" side of the question.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (8i1Xd)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (us2H3)
Ana Navarro on The View announced that a person's skin color or race isn't important when it comes to a mass shooting.
Okaaaay, Miss "White Supremacists Eleventy!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (rV/29)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (sSiC
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So Cruel.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (Jjqlo)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (0OP+5)
Today I have a small scar, the missus says it makes me sexy looking. Like I was in a rapier duel or something.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 03:37 PM (jTmQV)
I don't have a problem with this. I wish all the gun grabbers would take this approach. The Constitution specifies the mechanism for making changes, so go for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: John Greer at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (ZSK0i)
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Now I want to watch "Person of Interest" again. And not just because Sarah Shahi is in it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (8i1Xd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022
.........
I missed something important, didn't I?
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022
***
Someone earlier today suggested that the TX shooter in hell would be pursued by a young, naked Ann-Margret as his punishment. I added the rider that you get that only if in life you played for The Other Team. If you're straight, you get pursued by Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, also naked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (Jjqlo)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (rV/29)
Ummm.... no....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)
LOL... I don't think it went the way Beto thought it would.... And Biden's mean angry political rant on the murders of those Children didn't go as planned either
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 03:31 PM (bs+z0)
It's really kind of amazing when a Leftist pulls some stunt that is so lacking in self-awareness and so insanely destructive to themselves that people say "oh someone must have put him up to that, right? He can't actually be THAT stupid and worthless, can he?"
It is at moments like these when they slip and let you see the REAL person underneath the mask - this is the REAL Beto, a guy who would get his ass kicked on every street corner in America when people around him found out who he truly was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (kdacX)
Posted by: John Greer at May 25, 2022 03:35 PM (ZSK0i)
Not this shit again. *pulls out AK-47*
Posted by: Sameen Shaw at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (ZGrMX)
Good idea. I had SCC last year. My GP cut it out, then referred me to dermatologist, who said 'not enough,' and went deeper. (At first I tried to cut it out myself, but it just came back in a month.)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (qpX6U)
Look, the FBI stops terror all the time. It's their job and they do it.
On a totally different topic, I have a question: If a man eats his own shit, does that make him a farmer?
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (96UI6)
He sent them off on a trail for a crime which never happened, which, to their discredit, they were only too willing to pursue.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (S7une)
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Well, probably avoid that surgeon the next time you need a spot removed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (8i1Xd)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (Jjqlo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)
That is so hawt!
Posted by: Waylon Smithers at May 25, 2022 03:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Jane, I'm curious if you had any symptoms of nose cancer, and if so what they were.
My right nostril, up high presumably in the nasal passage, lately has been frequently blocked. I can only clear it by breathing in water and forcefully blowing it out.
At least once a day a large mucousy, bloody (lots of fine lines like capillaries) scab comes out -- and it doesn't appear to be healing. [Maybe I should go to my dermatologist & have it checked, if they do that kind of thing.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:40 PM (8m37N)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)
If you're a bad conservative, you get pursued by Madeline Albright wearing lederhosen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:40 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (8i1Xd)
Ah...NJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)
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That is unfair! Grossly! I mean you can get top dollar for parts these days.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (lHJZU)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:19 PM (qpX6U) "
thanks for pointing that out, I trust WWV too.
I feel less cynical now, yay !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra-maga ftw ! at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (rV/29)
Or maybe a bone through it like those African diudes?
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
I don't have a problem with this. I wish all the gun grabbers would take this approach. The Constitution specifies the mechanism for making changes, so go for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
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They can't rely on the courts anymore. Moore is just blowing it out of his ass, but I'd also love it if they tried.
Because constitutional amendments are fucking hard to get done, and an honest effort would show them how little support they actually have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
"You're a sick son of a b-tch to do this ..."
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (rV/29)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:40 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Janet Reno at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (S7une)
Don't forget, "trying to get trannys to f' all the kids up the squeaker" too.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
If you had to date one of the two, which one would it be and why? Jada Pinkett Smith or Amber Heard?
Jade Pinkett Smith. She wouldn't spend hours on her hair getting ready to go out and she'd be some other guy's issue in a week or so.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (tSKre)
And let's not forget the FBI and DOJ murdered jeff epstein in a fake suicide.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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And most probably Whitey Bulger himself. In the spy game, a spent informant that can tell tales generally does not live through it. See also Robert Maxwell. Today, the Feebs act more openly as a domestic intel agency now than crime fighting agency. In the past, at least they posed as crimefighters even when they acted as domestic spies.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (Iq9dF)
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ENT - need to have somebody get up in there with a scope.
Posted by: sounds like about 300 dollar bill at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (lHJZU)
i saw aspirational insurrection open for insurrectionist aspiration back on jan 6.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM (oY6Yp)
I feel less cynical now, yay !"
Imagine if somebody hacked WWV, made it run backwards or something. It would fuck up a lot of shit.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: wth at
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Only ivory for Jane.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 03:43 PM (rV/29)
It is at moments like these when they slip and let you see the REAL person underneath the mask - this is the REAL Beto, a guy who would get his ass kicked on every street corner in America when people around him found out who he truly was.
It's probably not destructive in terms of the rubes who plan on voting for him. These are people who think accosting politicians in restaurants or yelling at people about masks and whatnot in stores is sensible, laudable behavior.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:43 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)
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O'Rourke is a sick son of a bitch.
I believe that is the official view of the state of Texas, after todays circus effort.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:43 PM (8i1Xd)
Posted by: mrp at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (6eRlp)
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News to me but not surprised. Its a Clown World after all.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
I'm guessing whatever motion closely resembles rolling the bean.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:40 PM (8m37N
I had something like that a few years ago, and it turned out I had a large abscess in my upper jaw that no one had detected on x-rays. Took some bone grafts and oral surgery to fix it, but I've been much healthier since.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (trdmm)
My dentist, during a routine check up.
I got it confirmed of course, with a specialist.
The dentist was right.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
They didn't call her Calamity Jamie for no reason.
The latest podcast touches upon her briefly; mainly because extended contact with Gorelick might prove fatal.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (F0YaR)
If he goes, it will only be to attempt to win votes by showing Hispanics he and the Democrats still sort-of care about them. However the local Hispanics will loudly boo him every time he's in-view. A very bad political look for him on live TV. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: stegosaur at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (CYRZn)
And most probably Whitey Bulger himself.
Posted by: whig
Yeah, that made no sense!
They got some "patsy" to take the fall, though.
Strange how that young man really had no connection whatsoever to the 80-yr old Whitey. Odd, again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (Jjqlo)
I don't have a problem with this. I wish all the gun grabbers would take this approach. The Constitution specifies the mechanism for making changes, so go for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
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They can't rely on the courts anymore. Moore is just blowing it out of his ass, but I'd also love it if they tried.
Because constitutional amendments are fucking hard to get done, and an honest effort would show them how little support they actually have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The first ten are inviolate. Remove one of them and you have just dissolved the country.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)
The continuing plot of the Simpsons was that Burns's gay assistant Smithers was hot for him and did dream of chasing Burns around naked. This was a part of many episodes.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (qpX6U)
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Also, Michael Moore is calling for more carrot cake
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (8i1Xd)
At least once a day a large mucousy, bloody (lots of fine lines like capillaries) scab comes out -- and it doesn't appear to be healing. [Maybe I should go to my dermatologist & have it checked, if they do that kind of thing.]
Posted by: ShainS
you need to see an ENT stat. you've probably broken your nose without knowing it, and the bone fragments are cutting into the sinus passages. this is what happened to me. get that shit looked at right the eff now.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (UgAdJ)
thanks for pointing that out, I trust WWV too.
I feel less cynical now, yay !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra-maga ftw ! at May 25, 2022
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For some reason I can no longer pick the WWV signal up on the shortwave bands of my portable radio. Before about 2008 I could. Something else to blame Jugears for?
Now I go to time.gov.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (txdEq)
of course!
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (Y274z)
Worked before, why not try it again since the Bush is losing.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:26 PM (8i1Xd)
Ah...NJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (XIJ/X)
Almost there in Fort Collins. Paper bags only. You do get a "discount" if you have your own bags, which means it's actually a tax on us h8ers who like plastic bags. Reminded me that we can now do our shopping in Greeley or Loveland. Not that far away.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (tSKre)
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If they can find the popular support to repeal the 2nd Amendment through either of the described processes in the Constitution, the people's opinion will be so fully on board with the idea that it won't be that controversial.
The problem for them is that the popular support is nowhere close to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Heard. No brainer. Sure, Amber would shit in my bed. But she would not make me be a guest on a bullshit internet talk show and make me talk about why she shit in my bed. Advantage: Heard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (ppBhU)
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Also, Michael Moore is calling for more carrot cake
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (8i1Xd)
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Gotta get his vegetables in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Turned out to be basal cell so she sent me to plastic surgeon coz she didn't like messing so close to the eyelid I think.
He took it out pretty quick; luckily it was small. I have a small depressed scar. Also apparently I bleed a lot.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 03:44 PM (tSKre)
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Go on.....
Posted by: Alexexandra Titty-Caca and The American Left at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (8i1Xd)
News to me but not surprised. Its a Clown World after all.
Posted by: whig
Yeah, FBI said they gave the reward to some guy in Europe. A man here in the USA was like "hey, WTF, I'm the one who called it in!"
FBI said nope.
A bunch of shameless and unaccountable scum, they are.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (Jjqlo)
My right nostril, up high presumably in the nasal passage, lately has been frequently blocked. I can only clear it by breathing in water and forcefully blowing it out.
At least once a day a large mucousy, bloody (lots of fine lines like capillaries) scab comes out -- and it doesn't appear to be healing. [Maybe I should go to my dermatologist & have it checked, if they do that kind of thing.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:40 PM (8m37N)
Mine was a tiny little flakey place on the right side of my nose. I went to a skin cancer specialist who actually teaches Mohs. He said, "I don't worry about making you pretty, so we'll schedule you with a plastic surgeon immediately after." And as soon as he finished removing all the cancer, my husband drove me straight to a hospital out patient surgery center. I had general anesthesia and all was well until I woke up while they were removing the tube I was intubated with. So that was fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (Y5qcH)
Just watched "Beto's" little display at the Governor's press conference in Uvalde.
What a disgusting, shameless piece of shit.
The mayor of Uvalde had it right in calling him a sick sonovabitch.
The left really enjoys waving flags on mountains of dead bodies, don't they? Fuck the left. *Spit*
Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Grift. Off his father in law, off California millionaires, off leftists. It's all he's ever done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (ppBhU)
This. Making you an instrument in your own cuckoldry is also a non-starter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (Y274z)
Make a V with your fingers and poke your tongue through them. Pisses off the carpet munchers.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (0mUYx)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 03:45 PM (UgAdJ)
I've had plain old cartilage do that after a nose injury. But yes indicative of something not quite right.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:48 PM (ptqGC)
335-4363 for WWVH (Hawaii). Callers are disconnected after 2 minutes. These are not toll-free numbers; callers outside the local calling area are charged for the call at regular long-distance rates."Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 03:48 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 25, 2022 03:49 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
You clearly have not considered the options provided by Gauges. All sorts of colors and materials.
If you get the carved Serpentine or jade, ZOD might employ you as an overseer for his Aztec minions.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 03:49 PM (xhaym)
Also not mentioned:
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ Twitter
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ Fentanyl
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ George Floyd
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ Divine Right of Kings
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ AC vs DC current
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ assault weapons
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ abolition of slavery
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:49 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: red speck at May 25, 2022 03:21 PM (gS3OW) "
and then I still wouldn't believe a single word of it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra-maga ftw ! at May 25, 2022 03:49 PM (+o2yA)
Heard. No brainer. Sure, Amber would shit in my bed. But she would not make me be a guest on a bullshit internet talk show and make me talk about why she shit in my bed. Advantage: Heard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:46 PM (ppBhU)
Can't fault the logic there. Spock would be impressed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 03:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 25, 2022 03:49 PM (2JoB
ValJar.
Posted by: mrp at May 25, 2022 03:50 PM (6eRlp)
Put up a better antenna. Also check all the WWV freqs. Sometimes, 5MHz is blocked by D-layer absorption during the day. Or, get a 60KHz receiver and go slumming with WWVB.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:50 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 25, 2022 03:50 PM (rBAkF)
dear penthouse forum...
Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (oY6Yp)
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He never mentioned murdering interns either, what is your point?
Posted by: Sin makes you stupid at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (lHJZU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (V6f9+)
My dentist, during a routine check up.
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When I was referred to a Nephrologist he ordered an ultrasound of my kidneys to rule out any physical abnormalities, "because no one ever looks at your kidneys."
The ultrasound revealed an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm that the doctor said could have blown out at any time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (RHGPo)
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He never mentioned murdering interns either, what is your point?
Posted by: Sin makes you stupid at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (lHJZU)
He did have some stuff about people who messed with kids, however.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 03:52 PM (0mUYx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 03:43 PM (8i1Xd)
yep - even the suburban wine moms, his last remaining support group, is gonna be horrified by him trying to do a tap dance on dead kids graves.
and what's even better - I'll bet he focuses the rest of his campaign on Gun Confiscation. In Texas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ reparations
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Jesus ‘Never Once Mentioned’ abolition of slavery
Posted by: SMOD
Jesus never once mentioned Ginger vs Mary Ann
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2022 03:53 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:53 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 25, 2022 03:53 PM (vN+oL)
It is at moments like these when they slip and let you see the REAL person underneath the mask - this is the REAL Beto, a guy who would get his ass kicked on every street corner in America when people around him found out who he truly was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)
Even as bad as it is now, the media cordon sanitaire was far worse in the not-so-distant past. It is why the Left wants censorship to increase, and no faction more than the state propaganda organs.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (V6f9+)
Just read about a red dot (in the current issue of Gun-Test) that automatically adjusts brightness.
I have no need for it, but it sure sounds like a cool thing to have. Made by "Hex."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (RHGPo)
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SCIENCE! denier! - The Left
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 25, 2022 03:53 PM (vN+oL)
How dare you besmirch my queer tranny Director!
Posted by: Inspector Lewis Erskine, The FBI 1965-74 at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (rbqjV)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (ppBhU)
Well...if they were trading inside the Temple, He may of reacted a bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (anj39)
The city has reported hundreds of cases in recent weeks in an Omicron-variant-fuelled outbreak - its largest since the start of the pandemic.
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
1873 SAA - Peacemakers
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (tSKre)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 03:55 PM (0OP+5)
Tell me how that goes. I have a FNP45 as my car gun. I'd need to have it milled though, to mount an optic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 03:56 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 03:36 PM (sSiC
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 03:56 PM (8m37N)
1873 SAA - Peacemakers
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M1911 cuz John M. Browning. Jesus only hangs out with the best.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:56 PM (yRved)
1873 SAA - Peacemakers
>Proof that Alec Baldwin is Lucifer. Jesus had better trigger control.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 03:56 PM (dp3Bn)
There is no truth to the rumor that he was heard saying in the Garden..."Dad...why did it have to be a M1911 and not a M0011?"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 03:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 03:57 PM (+o2yA)
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Not true. I was on a jury for a rape trial.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 03:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 25, 2022 03:57 PM (VL1jj)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Did they coil it?
Why were you referred to a nephrologist?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 03:57 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (ppBhU)
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He had a lot to say about buggering the little ones. Farifax County School Teachers are on notice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:58 PM (yRved)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 03:58 PM (qpX6U)
Because constitutional amendments are fucking hard to get done, and an honest effort would show them how little support they actually have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 03:42 PM
Tubby Riefenstahl says what?
Please...try it. I'd like to see someone propose a competing amendment that says something like "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall neither be infringed nor regulated". See who gets it passed first.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:58 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at May 25, 2022 03:58 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 03:47 PM (Y5qcH)
You mean, poor Barky. Biden doesn't do anything but try to stay awake, stand, struggle with the teleprompter.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (Qhnrt)
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Former Marines are often not picked for civilian jury duty.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (yRved)
Sean Davis Retweeted
@esaagar
It appears that people in Uvalde knew a lot about Ramos and his problems before shooting. Neighbors say they saw cops at his house multiple times, friends say he did freakish stuff like cut his own face "for fun" and people say he had multiple fistfights in the last few years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (yRved)
Of course not, you need to be able to count to 12.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (UuD2k)
I have no need for it, but it sure sounds like a cool thing to have. Made by "Hex."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 03:54 PM (XIJ/X)
Oh neat, that's the Springfield Armory brand.
I really wanted their new 10mm....but with high cap mags getting banned in WA, didn't want to get into a new pistol where I'd have to buy new mags.
The Dagger takes Pmags/Glock mags, thankfully.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 04:00 PM (V6f9+)
But if you're inconvenient all bets are off.
Posted by: Holy Bible, Joe Scarborough edition at May 25, 2022 04:00 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (yRved)
Making a Hangmans' noose out of a small bit of parachute cord while sitting through voir dire is a giv-a-way.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 04:00 PM (anj39)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (RHGPo)
now let's do basic math . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (yRved)
Of course not, you need to be able to count to 12.
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Fuck math.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 04:00 PM (yRved)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (rBAkF)
Why were you referred to a nephrologist?
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Chronic kidney disease. A vascular surgeon repaired the AAA with a giant, two-piece stent. Later the stent broke apart, partially blocking one femoral. He operated again, connecting the two femoral arteries with a tube. So I have very poor circulation in my legs now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (sWM8x)
Pfft, 1911 with the 10 round mags and +P hollow points with a threaded barre and a surefire X300 mounted on the rail.
Posted by: J M Browning at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (rbqjV)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (FvMYU)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM
Well we can't have the minorities learning to read, now can we? Who knows where that might lead?
Posted by: Democrats at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (UuD2k)
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Playing Hangman with the defendant's name would be fitting.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (yRved)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 03:58 PM (h6/n7) "
Seconded ! LOL !
though I would add a few extra words to avoid any possible ambiguity.
"The right of the people to keep and bear any and all arms is absolute and shall neither be infringed nor regulated"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: DB at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (FvMYU)
Posted by: Zombie Ross Perot at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (yRved)
Of course not, you need to be able to count to 12.
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Fuck math.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 04:00 PM (yRved)
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Army Math
2 beers per soldier.
40 soldiers in the platoon
Therefore 67 cases.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: DB at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (geLO
That is my default position for “Experts” as well.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (b82nJ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (jTmQV)
I think Brandon's age is the key impediment to Democrats this cycle. Barry was no better or worse. But it was much easier to spin his incompetence and corruption, because he didn't look dead.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (96UI6)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (yRved)
Of course not, you need to be able to count to 12.
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With only 10 fingers? Surely you jest!
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (J5uP+)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM (FvMYU)
The enshoulment of the fetus is only partially..uh, enshouled, so therefore, and um, it's the woman's right and I should know because I'm a devout Catholic mom!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, waving her arms again at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (PiwSw)
Wait....whut?!
Paraphrasing, but "I knew you in your mother's womb" kinda hints that way, doesn't it, Joey? Go get your fuckin' shinebox.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (7eoML)
Pfft, 1911 with the 10 round mags and +P hollow points with a threaded barre and a surefire X300 mounted on the rail.
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Why wouild you mount anything on a semi auto pistol rail? The big drawback these days for M1911 is the lack of mass on the dust cover to mount lasers and flashlights. Browning never saw that need coming in 1911.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (yRved)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 04:05 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 04:03 PM (96UI6)
Nancy and Steny aren't exactly "spry", either. Cryptkeepers.
Posted by: mrp at May 25, 2022 04:05 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 03:59 PM (UuD2k)
12? You're asking a lot from a marine.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 04:05 PM (Qhnrt)
I remember when George Carlin would talk about the government and how horrible they are, and I thought, "Nah, it's just a comedy routine."
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 25, 2022 04:05 PM (Mzdiz)
though I would add a few extra words to avoid any possible ambiguity.
"The right of the people to keep and bear any and all arms is absolute and shall neither be infringed nor regulated"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM
We would have to spell that out for the hard of thinking, wouldn't we?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 04:06 PM (h6/n7)
And sure that is true. But Brandon doesn’t just say some random dumb shit followed by intelligent shit. It is ALL dumb shit.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 04:06 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 25, 2022 04:07 PM (VL1jj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 04:06 PM (h6/n7) "
considering how many people have trouble understanding the present 2A, why take chances ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 04:08 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 04:09 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Democrats at May 25, 2022
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Kelly (Robert Culp): "Who knows up what roads that may lead?"
Scotty (Bill Cosby): "Yes . . . up what roads?"
(Just felt like quoting I Spy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at May 25, 2022 04:17 PM (8yM+6)
Posted by: setnaffa at May 25, 2022 04:18 PM (gtYIl)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 04:20 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 04:04 PM (yRved)
You do you, and I'll do me. I don't carry a 1911 (too heavy on the belt when conceal carrying, fun range gun as are all 45 acps I own). Prefer a Glock 19/23/32 or a HK VP9, all mounted with a weapon light as my edc.
Posted by: J M Browning at May 25, 2022 04:21 PM (rbqjV)
Assless Chaps
Fartclams
Star Trek
He would never have been a Moron
Posted by: Boswell at May 25, 2022 04:22 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 04:02 PM
Isn't regulation infringement?
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 25, 2022 04:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: sidney at May 25, 2022 05:09 PM (Uy/WF)
You cannot name a single decade when the FBI was not corrupt and scandalous.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 03:30 PM (Jjqlo)
650 AD - 659 AD?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)
He served his own wife baby shit as a joke. That tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM
Well we can't have the minorities learning to read, now can we? Who knows where that might lead?
Posted by: Democrats at May 25, 2022 04:01 PM (h6/n7)
When was there ever an argument? It changed from phonics only because of elite pressure groups despite failure on failure.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (eoQWY)
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