Parkland School Shooting Survivor "X Gonazalez" -- Formerly Emma Gonzalez -- Makes Public Death Threat Against Governor of Texas

She posts that in addition to a lot of other unhinged screeching.

Note that the left routinely calls this sort of "Kill Yourself" post a "death threat," so this ugly mutant just lodged a death threat against the governor of Texas.

Wikipedia has this to say about her. I mean, about them:

Gonzalez is bisexual and uses they/them pronouns. According to Vogue, their buzz cut is not a reaction to the school shooting, but rather to Florida's climate. "People asked me, 'Are you taking a feminist stand?' No, I wasn't. It's Florida. Hair is just an extra sweater I'm forced to wear," Gonzalez recalled. "I even made a PowerPoint presentation to convince my parents to let me shave my head, and it worked." In May 2021, González announced the usage of a new personal name, X, citing dissociation with their previous personal name and feminine pronouns.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM

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1 Wow

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 01:00 PM (hXLjF)

2 In other news Squeaky From is sane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 01:01 PM (hXLjF)

3 "I even made a PowerPoint presentation to convince my parents to let me shave my head, and it worked.

So many layers of absurdity here...

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2022 01:01 PM (DJFLF)

4 ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 01:01 PM (hXLjF)

5 Trying to profit over the bodies of kids doesn't look any better on you if you shave your head, X.

And every bit of your schtick is old enough to be boring.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (eoQWY)

6 I thought I was the only one who still uses PowerPoint, lol

my pronouns are Kallistei/kallistex/kallisteffuemmeffer

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (DJFLF)

7 Shaved Guiverra is trying really hard to reclaim some relevance.

Hopefully, someone points out she admitted to bullying the Parkland shooter, and, the official line for the TX shooter is: bullied stuttering social outcast."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (5pTK/)

8 Crap. Damned content

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (sUDXV)

9 We need common-sense tranny control

Posted by: cool breeze at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (UGKMd)

10 Note that the left routinely calls this sort of "Kill Yourself" post a "death threat," so this ugly mutant just lodged a death threat against the governor of Texas.

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This has been my assumption for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

11 How about you do that baldie

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:03 PM (bs+z0)

12 my pronouns are Kallistei/kallistex/kallisteffuemmeffer
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (DJFLF)
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Whatever you say, lady.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:03 PM (5pTK/)

13 Lot of hate in that poor soul.

Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 01:03 PM (qwO6y)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Tawana Brawley also changed their name

By any other name,
They are still bonkers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (hXLjF)

16 I can remember when a thing like this would get you a visit from a sheriff, maybe a deputy, a ranger...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (jTmQV)

17 Nice haircut. I had one like that at Parris Island.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (2uOKS)

18 Poster child for "fucked in the head."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Where's the FBI? Why aren't they raiding her house?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

20 Yeah, another Manson girl.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (QSjkU)

21 >>>dissociation with . . . [her] previous personal name and feminine pronouns.

I am OK with this.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)

22 X has an abnormally shaped head.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (0IeYL)

23 Hopefully, someone points out she admitted to bullying the Parkland shooter, and, the official line for the TX shooter is: bullied stuttering social outcast."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (5pTK/)

I'm not buying that about the Texas murderer..... If that was the case why kill elementary kids ?Were they bullying him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (bs+z0)

24 Emma, I need a favor...

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (vNbzm)

25 She looks pretty good

Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (flINI)

26 Texas shooter was trans. This bitch is 'bi' but goes by they/them and denounces the female existence.

Fucked in the head relatives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

27 She sounds stable

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (V6f9+)

28 Poor impulse control.

avoid avoid avoid avoid

Posted by: Good luck with that at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (g2Now)

29
I even made a PowerPoint presentation to convince my parents to let me shave my head, and it worked.
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Then your parents are stupid, far too permissive and doting, and they reinforced your hugely inflated sense of moral and intellectual worth, and it explains an awful lot about how you became such a wretched cunt.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (96UI6)

30 Discount Sinead is still a thing? Who knew? Following this daffy broad's mouth sharts is like listening to the homeless guy who strolls down the block periodically screaming. But less interesting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (ppBhU)

31 Rather than "x" I should have called her Sugartits.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (0IeYL)

32 17 Nice haircut. I had one like that at Parris Island.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM

Don't they also shave the head before one has to "ride the lightning"?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (4q/mG)

33 >>>Gonzalez is bisexual and uses they/them pronouns. According to Vogue, their buzz cut is not a reaction to the school shooting, but rather to Florida's climate. "People asked me, 'Are you taking a feminist stand?' No, I wasn't. It's Florida. Hair is just an extra sweater I'm forced to wear," Gonzalez recalled. "I even made a PowerPoint presentation to convince my parents to let me shave my head, and it worked."

That's a really long-winded way of saying makes a shitty sammich.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (SH2Zi)

34

Shaved Guevara. When does she pull her mask off and start praying the the nuclear missile beneath the Planet of the Apes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

35 I won't hold my breath on the Twitter civility polizei from taking down this hate speech.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (TNyrE)

36 Noxious attention whore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

37 >>> 7 Shaved Guiverra is trying really hard to reclaim some relevance.

Hopefully, someone points out she admitted to bullying the Parkland shooter, and, the official line for the TX shooter is: bullied stuttering social outcast."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (5pTK/)

Why didn't anyone help *me* start a pillow company?!

Posted by: My name is X!!! at May 25, 2022 01:07 PM (llON8)

38 These people: definition of mental illness. Actually of legal insanity, too -- I doubt they understand the difference between right and wrong.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:07 PM (txdEq)

39
Keep in mind: Democrats are running on "you need to vote for us so we can keep control of Congress and pass _____ and _____...."

I'm not sure most of their voters are stupid enough to not realize Democrats can "pass" everything now.

It's all a Scam.

Democrats and Republicans are Scammers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 01:07 PM (j/+KM)

40 That is what parental failure looks like.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Hair is just an extra sweater I'm forced to wear,"

On it's back?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (0mUYx)

42 *sigh* Another firm believer in the "X makes it sound cool" trope.

Also an unhinged idiot who somehow thinks a PowerPoint presentation is necessary for her to shave her head. Yeah, I used feminine pronouns. What's she gonna do about it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YIVH2)

43 Were they bullying him ?
==
8 year olds can be vicious.

Posted by: i can't even at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (dWD2x)

44

No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

45 Rather than "x" I should have called her Sugartits.
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Lemontits would be closer to the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

46 Where's the FBI? Why aren't they raiding her house?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

Statement of the obvious: She is a useful lefty tool.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (SH2Zi)

47 36 Noxious attention whore.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

She is exactly the same type of lunatic that commits school shootings.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (QSjkU)

48 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
_____________

You mean Horst Weasel?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

49 "She seems nice."

( -- Harley Quinn)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (txdEq)

50 17 Had a haircut like that too, at PI, and the bastards took out .50 from my first pay.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (lz5hY)

51 I wonder if she's single.

Posted by: Will Smith at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (hOAT3)

52 If that is a human face mask, they need a refund from the Chinese eBay seller.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (hXLjF)

53 I'm not buying that about the Texas murderer..... If that was the case why kill elementary kids ?Were they bullying him ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (bs+z0)
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I believe it's the "official line." I'm not claiming it's accurate, but, narrative and accuracy, these days, are two circles on a Venn Diagram that don't intersect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (5pTK/)

54 Hair is just an extra sweater I'm forced to wear
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(smiles, nods, and backs away slowly)

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (d9sh2)

55 48 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
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You mean Horst Weasel?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

HA! Nice pairing with Fat Albert Speer Whoopi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

56 as I recall, Andy Ngo was in trouble at twitter because he posted a death threat email he had received and the twitter twats said he violated their terms of whatever because he didn't hide the death threat person's email address (which Ngo said was mostly likely fake)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (Ynyl9)

57 I think the normalization of fucking crazy has a lot to do with why some of these "shooters" fly under the radar until it's too late.

When "normal" kids shave their heads, shriek nonsense on social media, call themselves ridiculous names, etc etc, how the fuck are we as a society supposed to know who's actually crazy?

Posted by: Zek at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (OzNIz)

58 "Nice haircut."

Funny how they don't require female recruits to have one.
So much for "equality".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (jTmQV)

59 Hopefully, someone points out she admitted to bullying the Parkland shooter, and, the official line for the TX shooter is: bullied stuttering social outcast."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (5pTK/)

I'm not buying that about the Texas murderer..... If that was the case why kill elementary kids ?Were they bullying him ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (bs+z0)

They had him in their hand before the killings, and like so often let him go to kill. Then they let him walk into a different school to kill. You don't get to divert the guilt onto kids, Mr Incompetent Government, even if they were bullies. Its your fault.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (eoQWY)

60 Emma. She couldn't live up to the sweetness of that name so had to change it to "X". Based on her gender confusion, perhaps she should have changed it to "?".

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (vkS2Z)

61 I bet you a jajillion internet bux that Gonzalex uses the the pronoun "I" when she speaks. Gonzalex should use "We", right?

I have seen this a bunch now. Make everyone else use they them while the person still uses I.

It's a tell. They know that saying We would make them look bug fux nutz so "they" make you do the nutzy part.

It's a way to exert controll on others. That is all.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (PAy9G)

62
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Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 12:57 PM (lz5hY)

I just wanted to say I have erie insurance and I have no complaints about it, it was cheaper too.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (dKiJG)

63 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
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Too busy teaching class.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

64
"I have a PPT about why I need to be a shitty bitch."

*RWH watches preso*

"Honey, let me help you improve this deck."

*presses Shift+Del*

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (96UI6)

65 Lemontits would be closer to the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

Sourpuss

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (OgrpQ)

66 On the plus side, xe's more manly than the Hoggster.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (a3Q+t)

67 63 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
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Too busy teaching class.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

AKA: Molesting 8-year olds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

68 I think the normalization of fucking crazy has a lot to do with why some of these "shooters" fly under the radar until it's too late.

When "normal" kids shave their heads, shriek nonsense on social media, call themselves ridiculous names, etc etc, how the fuck are we as a society supposed to know who's actually crazy?
Posted by: Zek at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (OzNIz)

Well in this case, he told them and they let him go anyway. And in other cases, others told them and they could not be bothered to do their jobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (eoQWY)

69 THEIR buzz cut?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (63Dwl)

70 Hair is just an extra sweater I'm forced to wear,"

On it's back?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (0mUYx)

Snizzwear.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (SH2Zi)

71 Hopefully it never reproduces.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (Y274z)

72 I have a question: why is she teeing off on Abbott, when she is in Florida? What did Abbott do to set her off?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

73 These are the wages of destroying the family, removing G-d and not beating your children's ass when they need their asses beat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (otI1W)

74 Didn't we nickname her "Shaved Guevara"?

Posted by: pookysgirl, keeper of Horde Lore at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (XKZwp)

75 USAA insures all my non-farm stuff.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (0IeYL)

76 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

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He's probably kicking himself that he let this one take to Twitter ahead of him.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (TNyrE)

77 It moved, Jerry!

Posted by: David Hogg at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

78 She looks like a filthy Secret roll-on deodorant top.

Posted by: Boyle M. Mashem at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (PE0d1)

79 And is her "survivor" status due to being within a 20-mile vicinity of the shooting, or was psycho-weirdo actually aiming at her. (I don't care enough to read the actual story.)

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (vkS2Z)

80 So she's Skinhead X??

Posted by: joey biden at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (yikp0)

81 Shouldn't a "they/them" use "we" and not "I"?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (KAi1n)

82 >>> She looks pretty good
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (flINI)

Right, I was just gonna say this

Posted by: Sinead [muzzie slave names] O'Connor at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (QzpS1)

83 74 Didn't we nickname her "Shaved Guevara"?
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeper of Horde Lore at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (XKZwp)

Ah yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (V6f9+)

84 Is Emma her slave name or something? Why ditch the given name but keep the surname?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (hsGnm)

85 'm not buying that about the Texas murderer..... If that was the case why kill elementary kids ?Were they bullying him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:05 PM (bs+z0)
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Making them into victims is Narrative 101. Satan and his minions protect their own.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (d9sh2)

86 Horst Weasel is an excellent name for Noodle Arms Hogg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (x8Wzq)

87 Leftist regressives always advocate for more violence to combat violence.

It is what they do.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (haWye)

88 Then your parents are stupid, far too permissive and doting, and they reinforced your hugely inflated sense of moral and intellectual worth, and it explains an awful lot about how you became such a wretched cunt.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (96UI6)
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Or, they chose to let their daughter shave her head over death by powerpoint.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (5pTK/)

89 And here we have Exhibit 1 on why guns didn't kill those kids, but how exploitation and grooming of a vulnerable kid probably did.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)

90 Skin is just detritus that God makes me lug around.

Posted by: edgy twitter kid at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (ppBhU)

91 Is Emma her slave name or something? Why ditch the given name but keep the surname?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (hsGnm)

Without the last name she loses the Hispanic card

Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (eoQWY)

92 Shaved Guiverra

Yelly Savalas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (eovkY)

93 Aren't skin heads white supremists?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (QSjkU)

94 It's a way to exert controll on others. That is all.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (PAy9G)

That's the entire gender fluid BS in a nutshell.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

95 They seems like a deranged xunt....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (kb51C)

96 Shouldn't a "they/them" use "we" and not "I"?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (KAi1n)
++++
Don't ask for consistency. The answer is always no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (hsGnm)

97
American Hysteria X

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (96UI6)

98 63 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
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He's probably rocking and moaning in a corner, now that he realizes that he's not even remotely of a caliber who can do well at Harvard. Not. Even. Close.

Sure, he'll graduate, but it's got to sting to realize that he's basically a white affirmative action admit who has no business being there. And all the other kids also realizing that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

99
I wonder if she's single.
Posted by: Will Smith

No, plural.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (63Dwl)

100 Yes, but is she vaxxed and boosted?

Posted by: Karen at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (oqkOh)

101 Making them into victims is Narrative 101. Satan and his minions protect their own.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (d9sh2)

Unless they are those "White supremacists."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (bs+z0)

102 I'm not buying that about the Texas murderer..... If that was the case why kill elementary kids ?Were they bullying him ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Good question. Has any media organization found and interviewed a single person who even knew him? Or is he just a Barry Soetoro-like cipher?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (M9XmQ)

103 Fight the sweater puppies!

Posted by: Gonzolex at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (PAy9G)

104 On the plus side, xe's more manly than the Hoggster.

There was a Twitter rumor/joke for a minute that she was fucking Hogg. I don't think even she has taste that poor though.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)

105 Horst Weasel is an excellent name for Noodle Arms Hogg.

===

George Floyd

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (F1vmP)

106 Yelly Savalas.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (eovkY)
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Laughed out loud at that one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (5pTK/)

107 What's funny about boot camp haircuts is every time I go to the barber, I think of the cue ball look, and keeping things touched up with the Norelco. And I back away, knowing I would look like sumptin' on Easter Island.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (lz5hY)

108 She has ugliness inside of her.

She'll never be happy unless she gets that out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (DcKNO)

109 No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked.

He's furiously bicycling to Uvalde right now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (ppBhU)

110 Is Emma her slave name or something? Why ditch the given name but keep the surname?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (hsGnm)

Without the last name she loses the Hispanic card
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Why didn't she choose "XY" or "XXY?" Didn't think of that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

111 "No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg? I'm shocked."

He's made a statement. See MSM.

Posted by: gp at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (qpX6U)

112 Stool Brenner??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (yikp0)

113 Discount Sinead is still a thing?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (ppBhU

That's good...hadn't heard that.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (AwYPR)

114 And here we have Exhibit 1 on why guns didn't kill those kids, but how exploitation and grooming of a vulnerable kid probably did.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)

That is excellent connecting the dots

Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (qwO6y)

115 There was a Twitter rumor/joke for a minute that she was fucking Hogg. I don't think even she has taste that ~~poor~~ heterosexual though.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)
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FIFY. If she likes the D, you can bet she'd bed down with the Hoggster...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (hsGnm)

116
That's Future Vice President for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion X. Gonzalez to you, pal!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (/U27+)

117 Here, in the first photo, is the problem in a nutshell: she's got microphones in front of her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

118 What's X's beef with Abbott? He didn't have anything to do with this atrocity, did he?

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (qpX6U)

119
And then tomorrow she'll say she's getting "death threats."

We've played this Game a thousand times.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (j/+KM)

120 >>> I think the normalization of fucking crazy has a lot to do with why some of these "shooters" fly under the radar until it's too late.

When "normal" kids shave their heads, shriek nonsense on social media, call themselves ridiculous names, etc etc, how the fuck are we as a society supposed to know who's actually crazy?
Posted by: Zek at May 25, 2022 01:09 PM (OzNIz)

Well in this case, he told them and they let him go anyway. And in other cases, others told them and they could not be bothered to do their jobs.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 01:10 PM (eoQWY)

Their job is to identify and exterminate threats to the leftist permanent ruling class regime. Protecting normal people is not any part of that job. Just the opposite actually.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (QzpS1)

121 108 She has ugliness inside of her.

She'll never be happy unless she gets that out.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (DcKNO)

Never happen. She clings to ugly like a teddy bear.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (QSjkU)

122 This post and the one before it are textbook examples of how leftist dogma destroys people from the inside. XEmma and Mr. Kelly Conway are eaten up from the inside with rage and resentment, and they aim their toxic stupidity in whatever direction the noise is coming from. No one likes to confront the Crazy but a reckoning is coming.

Posted by: AMartel at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (aRX3l)

123 Yelly Savalas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (eovkY)

Absolute comedy gold.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (OgrpQ)

124 "Shaved Guevara" still makes me giggle like a 12 yr old.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (h6/n7)

125 Shaved Guiverra is trying really hard to reclaim some relevance.

---

Too bad she didn't get into Haaarvard.

Posted by: David Eatin Hogg at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (wBpKf)

126
America's obsession with youth has given has given us Greta, David, and Emma.

What they heard: "You are so smart and pretty, and everyone loves you."

What they needed to hear: "Shut up. Go to your room and stop bothering me, or I will sell you to a Chinese rare-earth mining company tomorrow."

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (96UI6)

127 Anyone ask X if the carpet matches the drapes?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (M9XmQ)

128 The thing I want to say about this Thing is unpublishable and would only make 20% of you laugh, tops. I might even feel kinda bad about it. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (d9sh2)

129 re 102: Wash Post has an article with quotes from some people. The quotes give you the sense that he became really screws loose in the head.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (Ynyl9)

130 What's X's beef with Abbott? He didn't have anything to do with this atrocity, did he?
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (qpX6U)
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He does. He is a non-communist governor in a non-communist state. He is therefore on Team Bad and Team Bad members all share collective guilt. It's your fault, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (hsGnm)

131 Shaved Guiverra

Yelly Savalas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (eovkY)

Dome Chomsky

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (xPl2J)

132 And then tomorrow she'll say she's getting "death threats."

We've played this Game a thousand times.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (j/+KM)
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Indeed. Pointing out the she just issued what could be interpreted as a "death threat" is itself a death threat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (YIVH2)

133
It and Greta should get together. Birds of a feather and all that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (/U27+)

134 https://tinyurl.com/5x4hbpx2

Pictures of the shooter.

Posted by: cjhmhch at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (eSgwh)

135 It's really WaPo's fault, but I'll hold it against her forever that the only reason The Passion of Joan of Arc became a thing again for five minutes a few years ago because they were comparing Shaved Guevera to Falconnetti.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

136 If you're wearing a sweater on your head, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: spindrift at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (h5TKJ)

137 I wonder if she's single.
Posted by: Will Smith

No, plural.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (63Dwl)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (SH2Zi)

138 >>> 133
It and Greta should get together. Birds of a feather and all that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (/U27+)

Thank you for remembering me!

Posted by: Pronouns! at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (llON8)

139 how original

Posted by: x at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (uQFwj)

140 What's X's beef with Abbott? He didn't have anything to do with this atrocity, did he?

It's already an article of faith amongst the Twitter Left that the Texas shooting was caused by Ted Cruz speaking at the NRA convention in Houston. You see, it's not even crossing state lines to get from the convention to the shooting, so they're like the same place.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (ZGrMX)

141 >>> What's X's beef with Abbott? He didn't have anything to do with this atrocity, did he?
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (qpX6U)

while(true):
X happened.
X happening means that leftist power must be advanced.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (QzpS1)

142 Gonzalez is bisexual and uses they/them pronouns.

"They" is fucked in the head. Nope. Doesn't work linguistically.

Isn't "they or them" plural?

This bitch is fucked in the head.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (tSKre)

143 Yelly Savalas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (eovkY)

Dome Chomsky
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 25, 2022 01:17 PM (xPl2J)
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I'm dyin' over here. (no, literally. I'm getting over a cold and hacking up a lung from laughing so much)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (5pTK/)

144 Yelly Savalas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM

Niiice!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (h6/n7)

145 At least she has the courtesy of clearly advertising her location on the hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (oqkOh)

146 And here we have Exhibit 1 on why guns didn't kill those kids, but how exploitation and grooming of a vulnerable kid probably did.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)

Worth repeating. And evidence that sometimes bitter pills are the best medicine.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (d9sh2)

147 What's with the 'X' stuff?
There's all the other letters, numbers, Cyrillic, Greek, Arabic, symbols, emojis etc. letters that can be used. For DIVERSITY.

Instead...X

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (Y274z)

148 160 characters of Twitter isn't poetry, it's dreck from the mentally ill exposing their inner ugly.

But not Jonah. He steals only the best, so his Tweets are archived in the Library of Congress.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (HhJqY)

149 Sure, he'll graduate, but it's got to sting to realize that he's basically a white affirmative action admit who has no business being there. And all the other kids also realizing that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

So, he'd make a perfect under secretary at some alphabet agency.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (AwYPR)

150 you'd think she'd now call herself LatinX

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (Ynyl9)

151 And to think: Someone has stuck their dick in that meatsack of crazy.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (Qhnrt)

152 And I back away, knowing I would look like sumptin' on Easter Island.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (lz5hY)

It keeps the Karens and SJWs at a distance.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)

153 >>> 147 What's with the 'X' stuff?
There's all the other letters, numbers, Cyrillic, Greek, Arabic, symbols, emojis etc. letters that can be used. For DIVERSITY.

Instead...X
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (Y274z)

Seriously.

Posted by: Prince at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (llON8)

154 20 dead doesn't even warrant a comment in Chicago. After all they are mostly black anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (QSjkU)

155 Spoken like someone who is well insulated from the consequences of her policy preferences and actions.

Must be nice.

Posted by: David W at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (5uXrb)

156 147 What's with the 'X' stuff?
There's all the other letters, numbers, Cyrillic, Greek, Arabic, symbols, emojis etc. letters that can be used. For DIVERSITY.

Instead...X
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (Y274z)

========

It's because when someone was converting to Islam, I guess within the Nation of Islam (?), they would abandon their birth last names, replace it with X, and then replace that X with another Islamic name later.

I think Muhammad Ali was Muhammad X for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

157 Nice haircut. I had one like that at Parris Island.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM (2uOKS)

She'd love to hit the mud pit like Ox in Stripes, but she'd get her ass kicked.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (wBpKf)

158 Butt Midler brings the love to the NRA annual meeting.

bettemidler
@BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (FVME7)

159 Do Lesbians have their equivalent of don't stick your dick in crazy, i.e. don't lick crazy?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

160 He's furiously bicycling to Uvalde right now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 01:14 PM (ppBhU)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (SH2Zi)

161 Shaved Guiverra is trying really hard to reclaim some relevance.
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Too bad she didn't get into Haaarvard.
Posted by: David Eatin Hogg at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (wBpKf)
____________

I hear there's an opening in food services.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (YqDXo)

162 107 What's funny about boot camp haircuts is every time I go to the barber, I think of the cue ball look, and keeping things touched up with the Norelco.
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I've been cueball for about 25 years. No, it doesn't look good on me, but I didn't look good when I had hair, so it's no real loss.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (sWM8x)

163 That little turd is Exhibit A in how we have raised an entire generation of toxic narcissists, and Twitter is their reflective pool. If a Parkland survivor had become an outspoke pro life advocate, that kid would be mocked and threatened off the internet. But the ones with shrill left wing shrieks are celebrities, no matter how noxious they are.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (tRd71)

164 The best part is they've now turned Malcolm X into a tranny.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (d9sh2)

165 Emma Gonzalez has transitioned fully to an NPC

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (w0NJk)

166 32 17 Nice haircut. I had one like that at Parris Island.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:04 PM

Don't they also shave the head before one has to "ride the lightning"?
------------------
You'd have to ask Sponge.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (2uOKS)

167 David Hogg was admitted to Harvard, after previously being rejected prior to the school shooting (where he wasn't present).

Shaved Guevera couldn't do any better than "New College of Florida".

Yeah, she is trying to improve her career prospects from a choice between fast food and crack ho.

Posted by: cool breeze at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (UGKMd)

168 She is bi , right

What guy would sex her up?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (+0h50)

169 I have a question: why is she teeing off on Abbott, when she is in Florida? What did Abbott do to set her off?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

Signed Constitutional Carry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

170 >>> 158 Butt Midler brings the love to the NRA annual meeting.

bettemidler
@BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (FVME7)

I'm *sure* that she will be there.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (llON8)

171 What they needed to hear: "Shut up. Go to your room and stop bothering me, or I will sell you to a Chinese rare-earth mining company tomorrow."
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (96UI6)

Pretty sure this is exactly what happened when she gave her parents a PPT presentation about shaving her head.

"Oh my God, who. the hell. cares?! This is your fault, Linda!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

172 I wonder if Bette has armed, private security??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (yikp0)

173 Mental illnesses are a rampant feature of the youts today.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (0OmEj)

174 My baloney has a first name. It's X

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (63Dwl)

175 I do understand the desire to vent but what do the Twitter crazies hope to accomplish, beyond demonstrating their insanity?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (eGTCV)

176 "Shaved Guevara" still makes me giggle like a 12 yr old.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (h6/n7)

Yelly Savalas is good, too.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (SH2Zi)

177 45 Rather than "x" I should have called her Sugartits.
______________

Lemontits would be closer to the truth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

If I asked for xxxxx or xxxx, I would have Fen chastise me.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (qyH+l)

178 159 Do Lesbians have their equivalent of don't stick your dick in crazy, i.e. don't lick crazy?
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From what I've seen the answer is no.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (2uOKS)

179 167 Shaved Guevera couldn't do any better than "New College of Florida".

Yeah, she is trying to improve her career prospects from a choice between fast food and crack ho.
Posted by: cool breeze at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (UGKMd)

========

I lay this at the feet of "validation through Twitter". I'm not looking, but I bet she has at least 100K followers who applaud her no matter what she says.

So, she keeps going back to the well for that validation, going crazier to keep the plaudits going.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

180 Has AOC shaved her head yet?

Posted by: Ziba at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (S1hrL)

181 Exene Cervenka>>>>X

Posted by: Quasi-punk kid Miklos at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (WS6Pg)

182 Emma Gonzalez has transitioned fully to an NPC

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (w0NJk)

Fuck I can't unsee that.

It's... beautiful.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (d9sh2)

183 She changed her name to X?

Damn, another white female leftist culturally appropriating a black man's accomplishments.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (wb1YC)

184 So the angry lesbian responds to an angry tranny murdering a bunch of people by...calling for someone else to be murdered?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

185 I just wanted to say I have erie insurance and I have no complaints about it, it was cheaper too.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 25, 2022

***
Here's hoping the local Farm Bureau Insurance people can save me some over what the Lizard Beings charge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)

186
@BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Now THIS is a blatant incitement to gun violence.

This is yet another FATWA issued by a Twitter Imam to their Jihadists Followers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (j/+KM)

187 What's X's beef with Abbott? He didn't have anything to do with this atrocity, did he?

It's already an article of faith amongst the Twitter Left that the Texas shooting was caused by Ted Cruz speaking at the NRA convention in Houston. You see, it's not even crossing state lines to get from the convention to the shooting, so they're like the same place.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (ZGrMX)
______________

So ... Ted Cruz ... NRA ... Houston = Abbott??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

188 ------------------
You'd have to ask Sponge.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (2uOKS)

I didn't do it.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (Ynyl9)

Thanks. Maybe some blogger will screenshot it, because I'm unlikely to ever read a WaPo article.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (M9XmQ)

190 I do understand the desire to vent but what do the Twitter crazies hope to accomplish, beyond demonstrating their insanity?
==
Ever see a group of chimps? Chimping out is a status thing.

Posted by: i can't even at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (iwJy+)

191 I lay this at the feet of "validation through Twitter". I'm not looking, but I bet she has at least 100K followers who applaud her no matter what she says.

So, she keeps going back to the well for that validation, going crazier to keep the plaudits going.

COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE.

Posted by: George Conway at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (ppBhU)

192 "Speed doesn't know that X is his older sister " - voice over narrator

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (unZmF)

193 @BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.

I think most attendees do.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (qyH+l)

194 I mentioned this in the last thread. (Had to go to the store.) But to be clear:

BOTH State Farm and All State are paying for grooming kids. I wonder how to find a company that I can trust.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (R0Tis)

195 191 COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE.
Posted by: George Conway at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (ppBhU)

========

*copy, paste*
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

196 I'd guess you'd have to grab her by the ears?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (2uOKS)

197 but I bet she has at least 100K followers who applaud her no matter what she says

***

I bet three quarters of them are bots. Same for David Hogg.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (wb1YC)

198 Why hasn't CNN figured out how to blame the border patrol?

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (Y274z)

199 re 168: Mirror Universe Mitt Romney maybe?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (Ynyl9)

200 Girl who was mentally ill 5 years ago is still mentally ill.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (cGlgB)

201 She changed her name to X?

Damn, another white female leftist culturally appropriating a black man's accomplishments.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (wb1YC)
____________

That's an accomplishment?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

202 197 but I bet she has at least 100K followers who applaud her no matter what she says

***

I bet three quarters of them are bots. Same for David Hogg.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (wb1YC)

=========

Well, of course. Biden doesn't get to half of his followers being bots by accident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

203 I became bisexual on my wedding day. After that I said bye to anything sexual.

Oh!!!

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:24 PM (d9sh2)

204 Is they still going by the 'Shaved Guevara' nom de guerre?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at May 25, 2022 01:24 PM (T9Dgk)

205 Sorry Peter Gabriel was last joke

Posted by: azjaeger at May 25, 2022 01:24 PM (unZmF)

206 Sorry, X, when people say they don't want to be called "he/him" or "she/her", the only thing left is "it."

So be it.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2022 01:24 PM (R0Tis)

207 Bald alinsky

Posted by: Gonzolex at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (PAy9G)

208 This thread is proof that the problem isn't guns; it's mental illness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

209 201 She changed her name to X?

Damn, another white female leftist culturally appropriating a black man's accomplishments.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (wb1YC)
____________

That's an accomplishment?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

He was a pretty popular speaker before his old boss took him out.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (U4NV8)

210 Schools pushing Intersectionaly are poisoning children.

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (w/1Ij)

211 She seems nice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (4LdNp)

212 Being bisexual doesn't make you plural. That's retarded.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (Y5qcH)

213 Ok
That was a good one.

Posted by: AOC at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (Y274z)

214 That's an accomplishment?

***

Lol

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (wb1YC)

215 Do Lesbians have their equivalent of don't stick your dick in crazy, i.e. don't lick crazy?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

It's probably a rule that, in a pair, at least one is bugfuck nuts.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (SH2Zi)

216 I have seen this a bunch now. Make everyone else use they them while the person still uses I.

It's a tell. They know that saying We would make them look bug fux nutz so "they" make you do the nutzy part.

Easy solution. Just don't talk to or about such people.

Posted by: Coach Pop at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (nfrXX)

217 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rappin'hoe

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (x9jeR)

218 Well, time to go make some sawdust.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (5pTK/)

219 Did all the normal kids get killed at parkland?

Posted by: NCKate at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (2oJif)

220 208 This thread is proof that the problem isn't guns; it's mental illness.
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Every school shooter is the deranged son of registered Democrats. Every Fucking One of Them!

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (2uOKS)

221 /formerly competent coach sock

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (nfrXX)

222 These children of Rousseau are reminded that evil exists, and must lash out because they can't address it directly. The rants are an attempt to quiet their doubts, not to attack us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (44ww/)

223 Never happen. She clings to ugly like a teddy bear.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022

***
Send her a Trumpy Bear and watch her brain explode!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (txdEq)

224 And then the murders started...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (oqkOh)

225 I think we have a sales prospect for Lace Wigs.
For the wintertime of course.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (Y274z)

226 I should become AnonosaurX WrX. Then I'd be cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (FVME7)

227 My adverbs are righteously/snarkily.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (Vu7A1)

228 Poster child of the people that will be putting the boot on the neck of you, your children or grandchildren.

From politicians to Dem voters on the street, they’d all like to see us dead. We are not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: JROD at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (JAJAP)

229 217 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rappin'hoe

So would I.

Posted by: Sledge Hammer at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (N39Ws)

230 >>>Hair is just an extra sweater I'm forced to wear

Most men with a full head of hair look a lot better with 3-6" of said hair, and as a result have that 3-6 inches of hair, even the ones who just barely care about how they look. It's practical, it cleans up easy day to day, isn't too hot, and you can, if you want, put extra effort in and look nice for evening party etc.

She's so anti personal appearance, she can't even stomach putting the same effort into it as a dude who just barely cares. It isn't practicality, it's a statement about how she refuses to look even one whit better than an eyesore for you.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (5ZKtF)

231 Emma Gonzalez has transitioned fully to an NPC

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (w0NJk)

Fuck I can't unsee that.

It's... beautiful.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (d9sh2)

YES!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)

232 @BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (FVME7)

Ready when you are, witch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

233 It's probably a rule that, in a pair, at least one is bugfuck nuts.
------------------
Never wanted to fuck the mentally disabled. Call me a prude.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (2uOKS)

234 And to think: Someone has stuck their dick in that meatsack of crazy.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

Think back to high school.

"A stiff dick has no conscience."

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (tSKre)

235 This stupid pronoun stuff makes anything written about a proponent of self-selected pronouns completely unreadable.

Posted by: Mike S at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (t7LRV)

236 re 189: here is a quote from WaPo, from someone who "said he has known Ramos since early elementary school. They were friends, he said, until Ramos’s behavior started to deteriorate."

the friend "said Ramos drove around with another friend at night sometimes and shot at random people with a BB gun. He also egged people’s cars"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (Ynyl9)

237 Send her a Trumpy Bear and watch her brain explode!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:26 PM (txdEq)

I like the idea, save they want more than 50 bucks for one of those things. Her brain isn't worth 50 cents.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (QSjkU)

238 We need common-sense tranny control
Posted by: cool breeze at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (UGKMd)

Vermeer has a product for that purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (4rW1C)

239 I SICK Hayes

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)

240 72 I have a question: why is she teeing off on Abbott, when she is in Florida? What did Abbott do to set her off?
____________

Shootings took place in TX, Abbott is governor of TX and has been giving updates to media, and Abbott is a Republican who doesn't support eliminating the Second Amendment.

So in her mind, he's responsible for the deaths.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (MvHI3)

241 From what I recall of Parkland, both Shaved Guevara and Noodle Arms were farther from the actual shooter than Oswald was from Kennedy.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (wb1YC)

242 Old Chuckie is foaming at the mouth at the prospect of ramming some new gun "law" through.. I'll bet he has quite a few coward Republicans who will go along

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (bs+z0)

243 Remember this IT admitted to bullying the Parkland shooter throughout high school, she's directly one of thr reasons he did what he did and was never questioned or held to account.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (z4Jyp)

244 Watching the lesbian biker chicks go at it next door when the curtains were left open was great entertainment at Boone Manor.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (Y274z)

245 Being bisexual doesn't make you plural. That's retarded.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Tank Abrams is a collective noun. Whoopsie Goldberg too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (FVME7)

246 240 Shootings took place in TX, Abbott is governor of TX and has been giving updates to media, and Abbott is a Republican who doesn't support eliminating the Second Amendment.

So in her mind, he's responsible for the deaths.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (MvHI3)

=========

And Alex Jones was responsible for Sandy Hook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

247 Emma's personal pronouns should be either, inmate, convict or patient.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (rV/29)

248 173 Mental illnesses are a rampant feature of the youts today.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (0OmEj)

True. And one of these days they'll be democrat and republican congressmen.

I don't have much faith for the future of this country.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (Qhnrt)

249 She's so anti personal appearance, she can't even stomach putting the same effort into it as a dude who just barely cares. It isn't practicality, it's a statement about how she refuses to look even one whit better than an eyesore for you.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (5ZKtF)
____________

Nah. It was just straight-up attention whoring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

250
"Your hair remains in place. If you shave it, I will throw all that goddamned expensive trendy bullshit you wear in the dumpster and replace it with Wal-Mart clothes. All you care about is your image because you are a narcissist, and if you defy me, I'll make you look like a homeless shelter reject.

REQUEST DENIED."

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (96UI6)

251 110 Is Emma her slave name or something? Why ditch the given name but keep the surname?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2022 01:12 PM (hsGnm)

Without the last name she loses the Hispanic card
_____________

Why didn't she choose "XY" or "XXY?" Didn't think of that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

Yet It keeps their patriarchal last name.

The patriarchy always wins in the end.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (HJcWr)

252 >>> 175 I do understand the desire to vent but what do the Twitter crazies hope to accomplish, beyond demonstrating their insanity?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:21 PM (eGTCV)

These are the imbeciles who believe that talking about things or even thinking really hard *makes* those things happen.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (llON8)

253 I wonder if she's single.
Posted by: Will Smith

Dissociative.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (qyH+l)

254 That news report misspelled "Parkland instigator".

Posted by: spindrift at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (h5TKJ)

255 207 Bald alinsky

Posted by: Gonzolex at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (PAy9G)

.....

Juan Luc Picard

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (eovkY)

256 i welcome the Communist Revolution, once they start.

Let's get this shit over with. I'm tired of living alongside these mongrels.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (N/oGZ)

257 Didn’t she admit to bullying the Parkland shooter?

Posted by: Squid at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (xtjw3)

258 You know we have often pointed out giving these shootings a huge amount of press is a bad idea because it encourages small, lost people the idea they can achieve some significance by doing it.

The flip side is: empowering ancillary 'survivors.' Before I started writing this, I asked myself 'so how is this different than like a war hero.' War heroes typically have done something and actually been under fire. I am not sure about this girl, but Hogg for instance was never close to the actual shooter. Yet he is given honors and admiration for monetizing the deaths of his class mates. They are ghouls.

When it comes down to it, I look at them as no better than the shooters themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (dNqv+)

259 We should kill Nicolas Kruz if for no other reason than simply missing this piece of shit.

Posted by: JoeysCognitiveDecline at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (hv82i)

260 257 Didn’t she admit to bullying the Parkland shooter?
Posted by: Squid at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (xtjw3)

=======

Yes, which is why the media dropped her and she did not get into Harvard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

261 We need common-sense tranny control
Posted by: cool breeze at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (UGKMd)

Vermeer has a product for that purpose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (4rW1C)
____________

So does Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

262 @248

>>I don't have much faith for the future of this country.

As has been noted, Ideocracy and Mad Max are wildly optimistic viewpoints.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 01:30 PM (otI1W)

263 I went to a concert a few years back. The security was patting everyone down. I had a 6 inch blade folding knife in my pocket. I took it out and gripped it in my fist. Held out my arms while they went over me with the metal detector, was passed in as clean, shoved the shiv back in me pocket.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (QSjkU)

264 >>> Sorry, X, when people say they don't want to be called "he/him" or "she/her", the only thing left is "it."

So be it.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2022 01:24 PM (R0Tis)

When people used to call themselves "they", or a griffin, or Napoleon, we would call them insane. This was a change from times in which we called them demons or possessed.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (QzpS1)

265 That's the kind of girl you bring home to a bbq with mom and dad, then promptly put her on the spit.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (b82nJ)

266 @BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM

I don't think this will turn out quite the way she expects it will.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (h6/n7)

267 Yell Bryner

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (mR6Gs)

268 208 This thread is proof that the problem isn't guns; it's mental illness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

---------

Our culture and society has been actively grooming children, born perfectly normal, to become mentally ill.

It's literally an epidemic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (x9jeR)

269 229 217 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rappin'hoe

So would I.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer

FIRST!

Posted by: Ugly Stick at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (Vu7A1)

270 Yawns.... this little troll will likely off itself in the next 2-3 years. You can feel it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (BFigT)

271 Send her a Trumpy Bear and watch her brain explode!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022
*
I like the idea, save they want more than 50 bucks for one of those things. Her brain isn't worth 50 cents.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022

***
If you could film her opening the box and going on a screaming tantrum, then post the video to the 'Net, it'd be worth the $60.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (txdEq)

272 @BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM (FVME7)

Ready when you are, witch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

What a coward. She's not going there armed. She's inciting her brainless followers to do it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (SH2Zi)

273 Vermeer has a product for that

Feeling chipper today?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (0mUYx)

274 I love the superfluous accent above the a in Gonzalez.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (vN+oL)

275 I'm sure this is also partly Sarah Palin's fault.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (oqkOh)

276 It rubs the sunblock on its head.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (Y274z)

277 No there's that one kid that actually is a survivor. First name is Kyle, but I don't remember the last. He is on Twitter too. Pro second amendment

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (5HBd1)

278 267 Yell Bryner
Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (mR6Gs)

Hey! Yul Brenner deserves better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (dNqv+)

279 All the amendments are good except the first, the second, and the tenth. This enumeration is subject to change without notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (FVME7)

280 Emma Gonzalez has transitioned fully to an NPC

ANGRY FACE!

Posted by: Some NPC formerly known as Emma Gonzalez at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (ESjRY)

281 We had women this mad at teh world in the 70s but they were able to conceal it a lot better than now.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (2uOKS)

282 Shaved Guevara. When does she pull her mask off and start praying the the nuclear missile beneath the Planet of the Apes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

Lol, funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)

283 Then your parents are stupid, far too permissive and doting, and they reinforced your hugely inflated sense of moral and intellectual worth, and it explains an awful lot about how you became such a wretched cunt.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:06 PM (96UI6)

^^^this^^^

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (4rW1C)

284
Think back to high school.

"A stiff dick has no conscience."
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (tSKre)

😆

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (Qhnrt)

285 It rubs the sunblock on its head.
Posted by: torabora

Heh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (M9XmQ)

286 274 I love the superfluous accent above the a in Gonzalez.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 25, 2022 01:32 PM (vN+oL)

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If she were truly edgy, she would have went with an umlaut. Would also be a better fit for the skinhead look.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (TNyrE)

287 On a Davos energy transition panel, the moderator asked World Economic Forum guests to raise their hands if they had an electric vehicle. JUST FOUR of them did.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (UuD2k)

288 re 242: saw on one of the Fox new channels that Manchin said he's opposed to eliminating the filibuster to pass gun control (hope I'm remembering that correctly.)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Ynyl9)

289 To the kooky ranch with they!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (iDcra)

290
=========

And Alex Jones was responsible for Sandy Hook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

GAY FROGS!!!!

- - Alex Jones

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

291 >>> 250
"Your hair remains in place. If you shave it, I will throw all that goddamned expensive trendy bullshit you wear in the dumpster and replace it with Wal-Mart clothes. All you care about is your image because you are a narcissist, and if you defy me, I'll make you look like a homeless shelter reject.

REQUEST DENIED."
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:29 PM (96UI6)

For a moment I thought this was ZOD.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (llON8)

292 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?

Posted by: I Am Curious, Yellow at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Y274z)

293 I mean, I wouldn't call that a threat of any kind, I just find it hilarious anyone is paying attention to Shaved Guevarra now, after the media dropped her when she admitted to bullying the shooter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

294 Yell Bryner
Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM

You guys are en fuego today!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (h6/n7)

295 Some angry leftist: I'm angry think I'll go kill some grocery shoppers

Some other angry leftist: I'm angry think I'll go kill some school kids

Some other other angry leftist: We should kill the governor of Texas

The FNM: Amazing how these guns keep killing people all by themselves!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

296 292 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?
Posted by: I Am Curious, Yellow at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Y274z)

Yikes... Who's gonna volunteer to look ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (bs+z0)

297 This White Hispanic spends more time inside than an iron lung patient.

She's whiter than Zimmerman.

Get the F out of here about the FL climate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (HhJqY)

298 @BetteMidler
AT THE GEORGE R BROWN CONVENTION CENTER IN HOUSTON TEXAS, THIS WEEKEND. Come armed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 25, 2022 01:20 PM

People still pay money to see that cunt do something?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

299 X Gonzalez is the embodiment of "The Current Thing."

Posted by: Coki at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (5ON+9)

300 She looks oddly like a video game character and is plainly insane

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

301 THEIR buzz cut?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

'it' would need hardwood flooring to get a 'their' buzz cut. and that snizz is way to far into the craycray region for me to encourage any 18 year old male to phuck it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (UgAdJ)

302 A hotter Gonzalez, Eiza Gonzalez:

https://tinyurl.com/2m8uydk6

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

303 For a moment I thought this was ZOD.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM

That was very Zodesque.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (h6/n7)

304 If X Gonzales married Malcolm X would she then be X X?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

305 They/Them because they are legion.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (lKAqb)

306 This stupid pronoun stuff makes anything written about a proponent of self-selected pronouns completely unreadable.
Posted by: Mike S at May 25, 2022 01:27 PM (t7LRV)

I have an unemployment appeal hearing Friday with a disgruntled employee.

Rock solid case.

Appeals referee has listed his pronouns in his signature line of emails. My confidence dropped considerably.

Not liking my chances.

Posted by: Backwoods Guy at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (aX0CW)

307 Why hasn't Harry's picked it up as a spokeX?

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (Y274z)

308 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?

I'm guessing she looks like she has Rosie Greer's head under her arms

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

309 302 A hotter Gonzalez, Eiza Gonzalez:

https://tinyurl.com/2m8uydk6
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

She looks spicy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (V6f9+)

310 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rappin'hoe

So would I.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer

FIRST!
Posted by: Ugly Stick

SHE'S MINE

Posted by: The Tire Iron at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (786Ro)

311 309 She looks spicy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (V6f9+)

========

Muy en fuego.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

312 292 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?
Posted by: I Am Curious, Yellow at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Y274z)

Yikes... Who's gonna volunteer to look ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (bs+z0)
____________

Spare a thought for her gynecologist. I bet she ruins his day just by making an appointment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (YqDXo)

313 A hotter Gonzalez, Eiza Gonzalez

Very pretty but she has the same problem as Rocket Racoon with not knowing which eye to wink with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

314 287 On a Davos energy transition panel, the moderator asked World Economic Forum guests to raise their hands if they had an electric vehicle. JUST FOUR of them did.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2022 01:33 PM (UuD2k)

And every single one of them flew there by themselves on their private jet. Oh, and they also own at least 1 yacht.

Posted by: Sledge Hammer at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

315 Yell Brynner

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (kdacX)

316 >>> Yawns.... this little troll will likely off itself in the next 2-3 years. You can feel it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 01:31 PM (BFigT)

The world is full of people who did crazy stupid crap when they were young and got better. I was young dumb and full of more dumb. I admit that modern culture is upping the gain on that though.

There is a picture somewhere on the tubes showing four guys when they were young. Before picture: "I cut off all my hair to be shocking!" and then the after picture being a normal guy with a family. I got tattoos all over, or I got piercings all over, but in each case showing the older guy looking normal with a real life, accept the last picture. In the last one: "I cut off my dick because I thought I was a girl". The after picture is a grave.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (QzpS1)

317 313 A hotter Gonzalez, Eiza Gonzalez

Very pretty but she has the same problem as Rocket Racoon with not knowing which eye to wink with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

=======

It's settled, then. She's a 0.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

318 Parents must be proud.

Posted by: Emil Blatz at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (7mRgx)

319 277 No there's that one kid that actually is a survivor. First name is Kyle, but I don't remember the last. He is on Twitter too. Pro second amendment
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

Kyle Kashuv

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (kf6Ak)

320 "We should kill Nicolas Kruz if for no other reason than simply missing this piece of shit."

If they need an executioner for him, the Buffalo shooter, and Dylann Roof, I'd do it for free. I'd pay my own expenses, bring my own firearm and ammo, and mop up the mess afterward, gratis. We really need to be using the DP on these monsters.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (qpX6U)

321 Surly Howard

Posted by: Hands at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (786Ro)

322
People still pay money to see that cunt do something?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

_________

She's the gay community's den mother.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (/U27+)

323 Schumer has already passed on throwing gun control against the wall before November saying the voters will vote on it.

The left is bug nuts over that comment because they know the answer already.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (wb1YC)

324 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?
____________

She probably looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

325 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?

It's sweaters all the way down!

Posted by: Shaved Guevera at May 25, 2022 01:37 PM (h5TKJ)

326 She looks spicy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM

Muy caliente!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (h6/n7)

327 New report out that shooter was angry over not graduating due to poor grades.

Got in a fight with Grandma, shot her... and....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (oHd/0)

328 She looks oddly like a video game character and is plainly insane
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

Grand Theft Auto V. She's in there, I'm quite sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?

I'm guessing she looks like she has Rosie Greer's head under her arms

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

And Don King peeking out of her pants.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)

330 Also an unhinged idiot who somehow thinks a PowerPoint presentation is necessary for her to shave her head. Yeah, I used feminine pronouns. What's she gonna do about it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2022 01:08 PM (YIVH2)

Why would she need parental permission to shave her head? Why not just do it? Would she seek parental permission to have an abortion?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (4rW1C)

331 Yelly Savalas

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (44ww/)

332 For whom the Yell tolls?....it tolls for X!

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:39 PM (Y274z)

333 They/Them because they are legion.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

i dead name the coon dog shite out of these dumbasses when i know their real names. uniformly, i'll get back "they" or their new non slave gay name. my response... whatev, i'm talking to the singular personality that used to be 'deadname'. when 'it' *gestures at the dumbass* figures out how fucking ignorant 'it' is being come back to me.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 01:39 PM (UgAdJ)

334 I remember seeing on the intertubes, back when it was uncensored, a girll looking a lot like X having been impaled by one of the cartell gangs. They did it just like Vlad.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:39 PM (2uOKS)

335 > No word yet from Little Shitler, the Camera Hogg?

Little Shitler got a free ride to Harvard.

Shaved Guevara just became a D-list Twitter celebrity.

Yet another example of how White Men oppress Wymyn of Color in Trump's...err...Biden's America.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (bW8dp)

336 security was patting everyone down

Goon decided my vintage mechanical pencil was a weapon. Said I could get it back after show. Later, he "couldn't find it", help yourself to any of these, and displayed a shoebox of cheap disposable ballpoints. After making it clear I would call police to report theft, gosh, he found it! Fucking thieves.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (0mUYx)

337 Does it shave, you know, ...down there?
Posted by: I Am Curious, Yellow at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Y274z)

Yikes... Who's gonna volunteer to look ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 01:34 PM (bs+z0)
____________

Spare a thought for her gynecologist. I bet she ruins his day just by making an appointment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (YqDXo)

I doubt she has one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (VwHCD)

338 Wait...

Is the "Divine Miss M" inviting her fans to shoot her?

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (DJFLF)

339 Yeah, I used feminine pronouns. What's she gonna do about it?

Again why is the FNM using male pronouns and a "deadname" for the tranny shooter?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (ESjRY)

340 I suspect nobody actually gives a fuk what bald headed Che thinks. I mean, why would you. She is pretty obviously a dead end looking for a place to happen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (QSjkU)

341 'em is short for them, as in "Hang 'em high"

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (qZGLz)

342
X Gonzalez?

Yeah,, I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (74Gk2)

343 304 If X Gonzales married Malcolm X would she then be X X?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

I'm not a biologist so I'm not sure.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 01:40 PM (Qhnrt)

344 Malcolm X appropriated. Diminished. By an it.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (Y274z)

345 "Goon decided my vintage mechanical pencil was a weapon."

Pentel P205 is wicked.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (qpX6U)

346 Well I kept her quiet for a long time, but the crazy eventually leaks out.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (ZEHVO)

347 > Yelly Savalas

Okay, I laughed.

Fool Brynner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (bW8dp)

348 The Divine Miss M looks like a poorly patched up victim of a head on collision.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (QSjkU)

349 Squalid, dysfunctional, retarded, garbage person

Posted by: observer at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (ISrcT)

350 347 > Yelly Savalas

Okay, I laughed.

Fool Brynner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (bW8dp)

Faux Jack

Posted by: Sledge Hammer at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

351 Yell Chang Caine.

Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (f5Veu)

352 We have a friend who knows one of the boys who was shot yesterday. Hit in the shoulder. His surgery reportedly went well and he's recovering from the surgery at least. I can't imagine how you recover from the rest of it.

So sad.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (z9npv)

353 Zebra stainless steel pens are great

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (V6f9+)

354 Late/didn't peruse thread/SOP, but does anyone think even 1% of those who know what the Parkland shooting event was have any idea about how the perp was only able to do what he did thanks to the outrageous and disastrous policies of the then-DOJ and Broward County, how he would never have been able to legally buy his guns if he had been handled normally when he committed previous crimes?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (OTzUX)

355 Ok, how about,

Yelly Savalas

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (QzpS1)

356
If you're a father, you basically *are* Zod.

If you permit your child to tell you they are going to be a freak, you suck.

If they act freaky anyway, and you don't make them rue the day the defied you, you suck.

Hopefully, it doesn't come to that. But kids are kids. Sometimes you gotta go Zod on them or they turn into... this.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (96UI6)

357 The shooter was into cutting.
I thinking X is too.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (Y274z)

358 In GalCiv III I've had the gov threaten to rid the galaxy of me.

https://steamcommunity.com/
sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=595543192
&searchtext=texas

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

359 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (jNAzB)

360 Old Chuckie is foaming at the mouth at the prospect of ramming some new gun "law" through.. I'll bet he has quite a few coward Republicans who will go along
Posted by: It's me donna

Please, please, please do it Chuckie!
I want Kelly and Sinema to for gun control, in AZ, in Kelly's election year...
Please!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (56+8G)

361 X-Emma or whatever, is a sick individual who needs help.
She/he/it/them only get validation because of social media and the fact that she has any notoriety at all prevents her from getting better. After all, her sickness is her Brand.

There's an awful lot of this.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (MFphb)

362 No no no, get this

Yelly Savalas

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (QzpS1)

363 I'm hoping the head shaving is just the ritual before self immolation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (VwHCD)

364 344 Malcolm X appropriated. Diminished. By an it.
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (Y274z)

Nah, she thinks she's Xander Cage... X...

Vin Diesel should sue...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (oHd/0)

365 353 Zebra stainless steel pens are great
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (V6f9+)

========

I have a solid brass pen that I've used for years now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

366 Spree shooting in Heritage America = 0/year

Spree shootings in Soviet America = 800 so far this year if you believe the FNM.

Good thing we good rid of all that repressive stuff right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (ESjRY)

367 340 I suspect nobody actually gives a fuk what bald headed Che thinks. I mean, why would you. She is pretty obviously a dead end looking for a place to happen. Posted by: Xipe Totec
----------------------------
That is true of the media, the people they promote, or celebrities for me. I don't care what they think; what I care about is idiot politicians listening to these people and making decisions affecting my life based on their delusions.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (Iq9dF)

368 Has the "tranny" aspect of perp been confirmed or debunked? Saw report that it had been debunked, different person pictured in viral shots in women's clothes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (OTzUX)

369 Hopefully, it doesn't come to that. But kids are kids. Sometimes you gotta go Zod on them or they turn into... this.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (96UI6)

Endorsed. Kids need boundaries, ruthlessly enforced, and trust and expanded boundaries when they earn it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (SH2Zi)

370 Actually, “‘em” is short for “hem,” a different pronoun from “them,” and now used only in that form.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (kdacX)

371 Does the Nation of Islam know that she's culturally appropriating their "X" thing?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (bW8dp)

372 New report out that shooter was angry over not graduating due to poor grades.

Got in a fight with Grandma, shot her... and....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 01:38 PM (oHd/0)
_________

Now you KNOW he was a retard if he couldn't graduate from HS nowadays. All you have to do is turn food into shit to graduate now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

373 Has the "tranny" aspect of perp been confirmed or debunked? Saw report that it had been debunked, different person pictured in viral shots in women's clothes.

Confirmed, but some of the pictures claimed to be of him were actually other trannies.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 01:45 PM (ESjRY)

374 I have a solid brass pen that I've used for years now.
---------------
I have two Mont Blanc knockoffs that were given me by my Mongolian Dry Cleaner. They really are great knockoffs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:45 PM (2uOKS)

375 Wait, I got it

Yelly Savalas

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at May 25, 2022 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

376 345 "Goon decided my vintage mechanical pencil was a weapon."

Pentel P205 is wicked.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at May 25, 2022 01:41 PM (qpX6U)

IT IS!!!! everyone knows that John Wick killed three men, with a PENCIL.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

377
It's parents were convinced by a PowerPoint presentation ...

Lackwit Status: CONFIRMED.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 25, 2022 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

378 Malcolm X appropriated.
______________

Malcolm X wasn't worth a shit himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

379 What was the killer's connection to the FBI?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (eGTCV)

380 Don't let my dead eyes fool you, there is nothing behind them.

Posted by: Yelly Savalas at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (ISrcT)

381 Wait, I got it

Yelly Savalas
Posted by: Carlos Mencia

Wait, I got it

Yelly Savalas

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (tSKre)

382 Screedy Gonzalez.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (bW8dp)

383 She asked her parents permission to shave her head?

Seeking validation or control.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (NW9xb)

384 304 If X Gonzales married Malcolm X would she then be X X?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

---------

Out: XY-Men reboot.
In: XX-Men reboot.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (x9jeR)

385 I'd tell her to go fuck herself, but that would be redundant.

She probably has the t-shirt -- "Been there, done that".

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (F0YaR)

386 Screedy Gonzalez is a good one too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

387 What they needed to hear: "Shut up. Go to your room and stop bothering me, or I will sell you to a Chinese rare-earth mining company tomorrow."
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (96UI6)

Are the Gypsies no longer buying?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (4rW1C)

388 Screedy Gonzalez.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022

** SNORT **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (txdEq)

389 Out: XY-Men reboot.
In: XX-Men reboot.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 01:46 PM (x9jeR)

I'd watch the XXX-Men...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

390 Hopefully, it doesn't come to that. But kids are kids. Sometimes you gotta go Zod on them or they turn into... this.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes
-----------------------------
Unfortunately, unless parents raise children in a barrel until 18, society gets a say in how they will turn out as well.

Poisons from the media, educational establishment, their peers, etc. can set the rot in to the extent that a parent's influence becomes basically one of a correctional guard to a prisoner.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (Iq9dF)

391 I just read where TX one eyed RINO Crenshaw, and the sentator representing the Chamber of Commerce (Cornyn) have backed out of the NRA convention.

Yep, 2 real profiles in courage right there. (spit).

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (cCxiu)

392 It's parents were convinced by a PowerPoint presentation ...
Lackwit Status: CONFIRMED.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 25, 2022 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
____________

"Family meeting! Now on the first slide ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

393 So tranny thing confirmed? Any quick links documenting it? Or is it just the common confusion - some stuff legit, other stuff purporting to be legit is mistaken - and many rushing to throw out the whole thing based on the mistaken aspects?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (OTzUX)

394 Malcolm X got one thing right, he said never trust white liberals.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (jTmQV)

395 Now you KNOW he was a retard if he couldn't graduate from HS nowadays. All you have to do is turn food into shit to graduate now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

Seriously. Hell, in California 35 years ago I knew HS graduates who literally couldn't read and write. Their school system was that bad even then.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (QSjkU)

396 Those sonsabishes in the last movie.

John Wick killed two guys with a yellow #2. Fucking tease.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (44ww/)

397 If X Gonzales married Malcolm X would she then be X X?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Dos Equis? Heaven forfend.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (4LdNp)

398 Don't forget that this hag, along with the Hogg kid who wasn't on site, literally caused the shooting at their school with their relentless bullying of the shooter until he snapped.

She admitted it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (udLfr)

399 Look at all you assholes with your fancy pens.

Posted by: Sumerian scribe with clay tablets and a sharpened stick at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (h5TKJ)

400 I'd watch the XXX-Men...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022

***
With Nikki Rhodes as Jean Grey? Hell yes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (txdEq)

401 If this creature is using powerpoint to communicate with her parents, she's mentally ill.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (dp3Bn)

402 People still pay money to see that cunt do something?

No idea. But this weekend at GR Brown is the NRA Annual Convention.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (nfrXX)

403 Zebra stainless steel pens are great
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Pentel PG1015. been hooked on that model for quite a while now.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (UgAdJ)

404 Live tv, blotto O'Rourke trying to hijack gov Abbott presser, Lt gov calls him a sick son of a bitch.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (0mUYx)

405 I just read where TX one eyed RINO Crenshaw, and the sentator representing the Chamber of Commerce (Cornyn) have backed out of the NRA convention.

I would pray the NRA would remember that come election time, but they won't.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (tSKre)

406 It's parents were convinced by a PowerPoint presentation ...

Lackwit Status: CONFIRMED.

"Hey, I made hundreds of millions off that!"
--Al Gore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

407 Old Chuckie is foaming at the mouth at the prospect of ramming some new gun "law" through.. I'll bet he has quite a few coward Republicans who will go along
Posted by: It's me donna

Please, please, please do it Chuckie!
I want Kelly and Sinema to for gun control, in AZ, in Kelly's election year...
Please!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (56+8G)
***
The more the politicians blather about this, the more stupid they look.
Old Intelligence Saying: The first report is always wrong.
As the investigation continues, the more we learn and as the dems politics over the still warm bodies of these kids, the more ghoulish they become.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (anj39)

408 391 I just read where TX one eyed RINO Crenshaw, and the sentator representing the Chamber of Commerce (Cornyn) have backed out of the NRA convention.

Yep, 2 real profiles in courage right there. (spit).

Posted by: The Walking Dude
------------------------
In his lair, the Turtle chuckles attaboys.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (Iq9dF)

409 "Family meeting! Now on the first slide ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

You bring me a powerpoint presentation, and the meeting will be brutal.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (SH2Zi)

410 Crenshaw must have gotten his other balls shot off in the Stan while there. He sure doesn't have any now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (QSjkU)

411 310 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rappin'hoe

So would I.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer

FIRST!
Posted by: Ugly Stick

SHE'S MINE
Posted by: The Tire Iron at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (786Ro)

The girl is mine

Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (HJcWr)

412 400 I'd watch the XXX-Men...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022

***
With Nikki Rhodes as Jean Grey? Hell yes
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2022 01:48 PM (txdEq)

Good casting!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

413 Schumer postponed votes on the House bills that would expand background checks. He obviously doesn't have the votes to win.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (sWM8x)

414 > Malcolm X wasn't worth a shit himself.

True enough, but at least with the Black Muslims/Nation of Islam there was a plausible reason for it.

If I remember right, the "X" was supposed to stand for whatever African name they had before the slave owners gave them a "devil name". They dropped the "X" when they figured out what Muslim name they wanted to use (just blithely ignoring the fact that the Muslims were up to their ears in slave dealing).

I mean, forcing the slaves to change their names was in fact a thing that happened. So, as nutty and violent as they were, the BMs were still far more rational than today's "invented gender" lunatics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (bW8dp)

415 If true, Cornyn and Crenshaw backing away from NRA event is just .... chef's kiss.

Recall that Cornyn's (and few other GOP senators') response to massive national vandalism, murder, theft, and raw racial hatred was to .... cravenly pander to the racist/narcissist/vandals.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (OTzUX)

416 At least she has the courtesy of clearly advertising her location on the hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 25, 2022 01:18 PM (oqkOh)

And a clear reminder that the "hot" axis has a negative range, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (4rW1C)

417 I am a useless waste of oxygen

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (ISrcT)

418 Ikillya Khrushchev

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (jNAzB)

419 411 310 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rappin'hoe
So would I.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer
FIRST!
Posted by: Ugly Stick

SHE'S MINE
Posted by: The Tire Iron at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (786Ro)

The girl is mine
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (HJcWr)

No she is mine. chumon

Posted by: Michael Jackson at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (HJcWr)

420 Hopefully, it doesn't come to that. But kids are kids. Sometimes you gotta go Zod on them or they turn into... this.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM

Yep. Have friends who have a daughter in college. Somewhere in her private HS career, she cut her hair short, adopted a nonsensical gender-neutral name and the pronoun "they". Idiot liberal parents encourage this. I'm betting their son comes out as gay in a year or two.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (h6/n7)

421 Some liberal coworkers were talking today and apparently even they think tranny stuff has gone too far. They were quoting Bill Maher.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (kf6Ak)

422 >>> 366 Spree shooting in Heritage America = 0/year

Spree shootings in Soviet America = 800 so far this year if you believe the FNM.

Good thing we good rid of all that repressive stuff right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 01:43 PM (ESjRY)

No, dummy, the Salem Witch Trials and Bloody Kansas prove that you are all wrong and loving, stable, NORMAL families are irrelevant. /////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (llON8)

423 How can anyone be surprised by Crenshaw after his statement on the J6 guys?

Probably figured this was not important either.

So, what IS important to you, Dan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (dNqv+)

424
Ummm... I'm pretty sure a movie called XXX-Men would be a big, big letdown.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (96UI6)

425 So, what IS important to you, Dan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----------------------------
Insider trading?

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (Iq9dF)

426 Ummm... I'm pretty sure a movie called XXX-Men would be a big, big letdown.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (96UI6)

Sausage party.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (dNqv+)

427 We need common-sense tranny control
Posted by: cool breeze at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (UGKMd)

Vermeer has a product for that purpose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:28 PM (4rW1C)
____________

So does Louisville Slugger.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

So does Tire Rack.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

428 McConnell has only got one ball
Lindsey has two, but very small
Mittens look like a kitten's
But Crenshaw has no balls at all

You can never go wrong by reworking the classics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (bW8dp)

429 SHE'S MINE
Posted by: The Tire Iron at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (786Ro)

The girl is mine
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 25, 2022

***
This Little Girl Is Mine

Posted by: Gary U.S. Bonds at May 25, 2022 01:52 PM (txdEq)

430 At one time young people might have hesitated to put their hate filled lunacy on display like this for fear it would hurt their chances at getting a decent job.
Now it seems to be a resume enhancer.
Do young job applicants point out their practice of issuing death threats on Twitter on their resumes?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:52 PM (eGTCV)

431 In 2022 the Amy Schumer sock became self-aware.

Posted by: banana Dream from the future at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (QzpS1)

432 Some liberal coworkers were talking today and apparently even they think tranny stuff has gone too far. They were quoting Bill Maher.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (kf6Ak)

Make a list of things liberals are two years behind conservatives and read it to them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (44ww/)

433 >>> 429 SHE'S MINE
Posted by: The Tire Iron at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (786Ro)

The girl is mine
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 25, 2022

***
This Little Girl Is Mine
Posted by: Gary U.S. Bonds at May 25, 2022 01:52 PM (txdEq)

Don't bogart the little ones, man.

Posted by: Bryan Singer and Roman Polanski at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (llON8)

434 It's because when someone was converting to Islam, I guess within the Nation of Islam (?), they would abandon their birth last names, replace it with X, and then replace that X with another Islamic name later.

I think Muhammad Ali was Muhammad X for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 25, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

Seems that most people who change their names do it for a crazy reason (islam being crazy, of course). Since when did you ever hear of Shaniqua Shabazz changing her name to "Sally Smith"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (4rW1C)

435 So satisfying watching that dumb motherfucker's wall-o-text comment disappear like cake at a fat girl's birthday party.

Posted by: George Conway at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (ppBhU)

436 Some liberal coworkers were talking today and apparently even they think tranny stuff has gone too far. They were quoting Bill Maher.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (kf6Ak)

Nice. Bill Maher does have a use.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (SH2Zi)

437 I always enjoy blowing the minds of communists who accuse me of being an "NRA shill" by telling them that I (as well as most gun-owners) think the NRA is FAR too conciliatory.

The NRA is the Mitt Romney of firearms organizations.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (bW8dp)

438 What they needed to hear: "Shut up. Go to your room and stop bothering me, or I will sell you to a Chinese rare-earth mining company tomorrow."
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:16 PM (96UI6)

My mom used to threaten me and my brother with dropping us off in the shittier sections of Newark if we didn't listen. To make sure we understood she drove through the shittier section to show us. If she took us visiting, people would comment on how well behaved we were. Of course they missed mom's pep talk in the car. "We're going into that lady's house, and if you touch one thing I'll break your fucking fingers and drop you off in the ghetto". Mom had a delicate approach, lol. I will say though, it worked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (VwHCD)

439 Get off me Georgy Porgy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (ppBhU)

440 Always nice to get an update from our moral superiors.

The same crowd who are so performatively drunk on self-righteouness over guns and their newfound reverence for the lives of children would, I'm convinced, machine gun every one of their ethno-political enemies and leave our bodies in a ditch if they had the power.

Look at that creature and ask yourself whether it would show you or your family any mercy. Remind yourself of that every time they demand that we submit to them.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (0Uf+z)

441
Since when did you ever hear of Shaniqua Shabazz changing her name to "Sally Smith"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (4rW1C)

I knew one lady who did. She didn't change it legally or anything, just picked a regular name that she went by.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (96UI6)

442 Wow. Beto just went nuts at Abbotts press conference and escorted out. he must be running for president in 24.

Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (MxEKc)

443 McConnell has only got one ball
Lindsey has two, but very small
Mittens look like a kitten's
But Crenshaw has no balls at all

You can never go wrong by reworking the classics.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: AC/DC at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (h6/n7)

444 Ummm... I'm pretty sure a movie called XXX-Men would be a big, big letdown.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (96UI

Like crocs and messenger bag level let down.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (z9npv)

445 No, dummy, the Salem Witch Trials and Bloody Kansas prove that you are all wrong and loving, stable, NORMAL families are irrelevant. /////
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 01:50 PM (llON

Hey, keep those ONTological debates on the ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 01:54 PM (kf6Ak)

446 Yep. Have friends who have a daughter in college. Somewhere in her private HS career, she cut her hair short, adopted a nonsensical gender-neutral name and the pronoun "they". Idiot liberal parents encourage this. I'm betting their son comes out as gay in a year or two. Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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The wannabe elites aka Upper Middle Income just luvv them some edginess until the consequences inevitably arrive. No grandkids and relying on the kindness of others in the future for care as the elderly.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:55 PM (Iq9dF)

447 Nice. Bill Maher does have a use.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (SH2Zi)

No, he doesn't. He is a POS and a major part of the problem. On the utility scale I place him between Boar hog tits, and jello hammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:56 PM (QSjkU)

448 Ummm... I'm pretty sure a movie called XXX-Men would be a big, big letdown.

Oh Magneto, your telekinesis is so firm yet tender!

Posted by: Patrick Stewart to Ian McKellan at May 25, 2022 01:56 PM (ESjRY)

449 > Wow. Beto just went nuts at Abbotts press conference and escorted out. he must be running for president in 24.

Either that or his FIL is getting testy about him getting out of the house and getting a job again.

It's the perfect grift... run on an anti-gun platform in Texas, thus guaranteeing that you'll never win, thus guaranteeing that you'll never have to go to work.

He's been in what LBJ used to call the "son-in-law bidness" for 15 years now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:56 PM (bW8dp)

450 Nice. Bill Maher does have a use.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (SH2Zi)

No, he doesn't. He is a POS and a major part of the problem. On the utility scale I place him between Boar hog tits, and jello hammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:56 PM (QSjkU)

He penetrated those two's thick skulls.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 25, 2022 01:56 PM (SH2Zi)

451 There's a Jada Pinkett Smith joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 01:57 PM (FVME7)

452 When elected I too will be skipping the NRA convention, but it will be to attend GOA or some other org that supports full auto for every American

Posted by: TexasDan at May 25, 2022 01:57 PM (z9npv)

453 I always enjoy blowing the minds of communists who accuse me of being an "NRA shill" by telling them that I (as well as most gun-owners) think the NRA is FAR too conciliatory.

The NRA is the Mitt Romney of firearms organizations.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (bW8dp)

I tell them that Harry Reid was a 'proud' member and endorsed by the NRA.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 25, 2022 01:57 PM (jNAzB)

454 On the utility scale I place him between Boar hog tits, and jello hammer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 01:56 PM (QSjkU)

That's a good turn of phrase.

So is a jello hammer MADE of jello or a regular hammer USED on jello?

Yes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 01:57 PM (dNqv+)

455 433 >>> 429 SHE'S MINE
Posted by: The Tire Iron at May 25, 2022 01:36 PM (786Ro)

The girl is mine
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 25, 2022
***
This Little Girl Is Mine
Posted by: Gary U.S. Bonds at May 25, 2022 01:52 PM (txdEq)

Don't bogart the little ones, man.
Posted by: Bryan Singer and Roman Polanski at May 25, 2022 01:53 PM (llON

Dank heaven fo littul gurls!

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at May 25, 2022 01:57 PM (HJcWr)

456 I watched a YouTube video by an organization called Christians United for Israel.
Somewhere along the line they had video of a conference. I'm sure I saw Crenshaw on stage.
Albeit the resemblance to Moshe Dayan I have trouble believing Crenshaw would publicly support Israel.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 25, 2022 01:57 PM (eGTCV)

457
Keep my girlfriend's name out yo' mouf!

REEEEEEE!

Posted by: David Hogg at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (96UI6)

458 Ummm... I'm pretty sure a movie called XXX-Men would be a big, big letdown.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (96UI

Like crocs and messenger bag level let down.
Posted by: TexasDan

if the Vespa had a turbo, and identified as a harley, it could still be a success.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (UgAdJ)

459 Why are we giving this person press time? What relevance does she have, other than what she is getting here right now?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (CcOog)

460 nood

nevertrump

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (QzpS1)

461 In his lair, the Turtle chuckles attaboys.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:49 PM (Iq9dF)

You've been ... thunderfucked. Soon.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (F0YaR)

462 He's been in what LBJ used to call the "son-in-law bidness" for 15 years now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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To be fair, LBJ's son in law won and served in the Senate for decades. Beto only has served himself.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (Iq9dF)

463 Crenshaw is all aboard taking your rights away via "red flag" laws, so no shit he's going to shiv gun owners in other ways.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 01:59 PM (wPuAx)

464 if the Vespa had a turbo, and identified as a harley, it could still be a success.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (UgAdJ)

Vespa is making scoots, still. Harley ain't.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 02:00 PM (QSjkU)

465
Sausage party.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2022 01:51 PM (dNqv+)

I got this.

Posted by: Seth Rogen at May 25, 2022 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Pretty sure this moron more or less admitted that she was part of the bully culture that led to Nick Cruz shooting up the school, but they kind of gloss over that when talking about her because she hits all those checkboxes.

Not that bully culture is an excuse for shooting up a school, but if you're going to start pointing fingers, maybe look in the mirror?

Posted by: Nutsy at May 25, 2022 02:01 PM (OfVjg)

467 Do Lesbians have their equivalent of don't stick your dick in crazy, i.e. don't lick crazy?
-----------------
From what I've seen the answer is no.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2022 01:22 PM (2uOKS)

Given the crazy high levels of abuse in these relations, likely no they dont.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 02:01 PM (eoQWY)

468 457
Keep my girlfriend's name out yo' mouf!

REEEEEEE!
Posted by: David Hogg at May 25, 2022 01:58 PM (96UI6)

Shouldn't you be worried about keeping your boyfriend in your mouth?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 25, 2022 02:02 PM (HJcWr)

469 The leftist screed: Give up your guns so we can kill you.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 02:06 PM (Qhnrt)

470 Late/didn't peruse thread/SOP, but does anyone think even 1% of those who know what the Parkland shooting event was have any idea about how the perp was only able to do what he did thanks to the outrageous and disastrous policies of the then-DOJ and Broward County, how he would never have been able to legally buy his guns if he had been handled normally when he committed previous crimes?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 01:42 PM (OTzUX)

Don't forget the FBI shooter hotline, who got several reports but never bothered to inform anybody in Florida about any of them. Now, likely the Florida cops would have fumbled it if they had told them, but nobody was fired for ignoring the calls.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 02:07 PM (eoQWY)

471 Yeah, she's probably shit-canning a bunch of pathetic texts from David Hogg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 02:13 PM (pPheI)

472 What the Left is planning to do and I think either President OopsIcrappedMyPants or the next NexoMarxistZoomDweebie will, is task the American Gestapo (BATFE) with writing a letter that gives them magic powers to re-class all semi-autos as NFA Title 2 firearms. Which would ban almost everything unless you put it in national registry and paid a $200 tax stamp.

I hope they do. Watching them enforce that will be more schadenfreude than I can handle.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 25, 2022 02:16 PM (N/oGZ)

473 Try this math. 100,000,000 gun owners, and 99% comply. Result: 1,000,000 non-compliant gun owners. 99% are peaceful when arrested. Result:
10,000 left are violent resisters with guns and iron resolve.

Just TRY to imagine what 10,000 Wacos or Ruby Ridges would be like.

THAT'S THE BEST CASE SCENARIO.

Go for it, Dems. Go for it.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 25, 2022 02:16 PM (N/oGZ)

474 Wow, haven't heard from Negasonic Teenage Dickhead in a while. I bet she and Hogg were visibly aroused when the news broke.

Posted by: David Gillies at May 25, 2022 02:22 PM (tjHrt)

475 "7 Shaved Guiverra is trying really hard to reclaim some relevance.

Hopefully, someone points out she admitted to bullying the Parkland shooter, and, the official line for the TX shooter is: bullied stuttering social outcast."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 01:02 PM (5pTK/)"

^ this bears repeating every chance that comes up

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at May 25, 2022 02:41 PM (geKVs)

476 She’s Bi? She should easily be able to go fuck herself then.

Posted by: Xtranon at May 25, 2022 03:27 PM (Sl2t+)

477 Yeah, I shave my head every time we have 90-degree weather here in SC. EmmaX is crazy (but you already know that, or the hordes of spring breakers would be bald).

Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 25, 2022 03:34 PM (Mzdiz)

478 Crenshaw is all aboard taking your rights away via "red flag" laws, so no shit he's going to shiv gun owners in other ways.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 01:59 PM (wPuAx)

He needs to be fucked daily in his eyehole.

Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 25, 2022 03:37 PM (Mzdiz)

479 This is the trouble with mental health. Can we really be sure this person is less dangerous than any other nut job?

Posted by: Carl at May 25, 2022 03:51 PM (QieTZ)

480 Go back to where you came from you ugly slut and take that stupid David Hogg with you

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (wGqjj)

481 This person is allowed to vote.

And threaten the life of (anyone) with whom he/she disagrees.

Likely raised on the taxpayer dime, spent years in public school, lavished with Medicaid and Section 8, SNAP and food stamps. Probably tattooed and pierced using the EBT card.

Thats the thanks we get. We're welcome.

Posted by: Ju at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (aTmM/)

482 Very sad,
She was once somebody's daughter, maybe her Daddy's Princess and joy of his eye.

Would like to get her Father's take on what she has become.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 25, 2022 09:35 PM (J00IM)

483 No doubt,

The MSM has tooled her into a sound bite for this purpose.
In three weeks...she will be on the street smoking meth and doing dirty ol' men's joints for cash...that is how Democrat's roll

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 25, 2022 09:40 PM (J00IM)

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