aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Democrats Ponder: What Are We Going to Do About Biden?
The difficult conversation many families have at some point about Pop-Pop.
Democrats are having that discussion about Biden now. They're not sure if he's serious about running again in 2024 or just blathering and bullshitting and blustering like he usually does, and they're pretty sure they want him to just be blathering and bullshitting and blustering. They're pretty sure they don't want an 82-year-old running for president, when the 79-year-old version is already in steep decline. But they're not sure what their backup plan would be.The article discusses a few possible alternative candidates -- including Governor Pritzker of Illinois and Governor Murphy of NJ (???). And Bernie Sanders, who's announced he's running again.
On a Tuesday evening in April, nearly half a century after Joe Biden first publicly mused about running for president, an unsettled cross section of the Democratic Establishment assembled at Pinehurst, a golf resort in North Carolina. Inflation was at a 40-year high, Biden's disapproval rating sat at 56 percent, and editors at the New York Times were readying a front-page report about how his signature achievement -- $1.9 trillion in coronavirus-relief spending -- has "barely registered with voters." The lobbyists, donors, staffers, and elected officials were gathering for the spring policy meeting of the Democratic Governors Association, and the scheduled sessions concerned such topics as health care and diversity in governance. But between panel discussions, in the hallways and at the cocktail reception on the lawn, conversation shifted from grim -- the midterms -- to grimmer: the state of the party's planning for 2024, when Biden will stand for reelection on the eve of his 82nd birthday. Biden hasn't formally announced his campaign for a second term, but in his mind there's no question he's running. "That's my expectation," he said early in his tenure. "Yes!" he told an interviewer nine months later, sighing a little performatively at having to keep repeating it. "It's been his life," says one of his longtime advisers. "It's like a shark that keeps swimming. It's how he stays alive." Or as another top Democrat puts it, "He was told in '16 he couldn't cut it. He runs in '20 and everybody rolls their eyes, and he still wins. So why in the world now would he be like, 'You guys are right. I am old'?" And yet many of the plugged-in Democrats wandered Pinehurst not entirely persuaded, calculating contingencies: If Biden's health turned, or if his polling truly collapsed, which of the party's governors might step up and save them from electoral ruin -- and the nightmare of a Trump comeback?
... In the past few months[,] many of the Democratic Party's biggest donors -- even as they pledge to back Biden's reelection in earnest -- have quietly started to poke around for alternatives in 2024, partly out of a sense of responsibility just in case Biden steps aside. Several have bombarded Obama's old associates with pleas for insight into some sort of top-secret real plan that must exist for the next presidential contest. There is no substantial precedent for the volume of questions about Biden's future. His inner circle's insistence that his doldrums will pass, that there's no cause for concern, is of little reassurance even to some close allies in the party. One person who fits this description has tried casually mapping out ways Biden could get away with avoiding a reelection bid without losing face, if it comes to that, such as insisting he is too busy to campaign because he's trying to prevent Russia's invasion of Ukraine from turning into World War III. But the ally hasn't gotten anywhere. As this person puts it, "The fumes from the paint in the White House are pretty strong." ...One bit of analysis that was news to me was the idea that, if Biden doesn't run, or can't run, then Kamala Harris is the front-runner. I assumed that Kamala Harris was all done. I assumed that she'd be allowed a Courtesy Run at the presidency, and then would be ushered out of the contest early, just a little less early than she'd been forced out of the 2020 primaries. This article says no: She's the odds-on favorite to win the primary if Biden doesn't run. The reason? The same reason Biden won in 2020. She's popular with the mainstays of the Democrat primary electorate, black voters.
Imagining an alternative is far from just a D.C. parlor game. Only three in ten Americans think Biden will seek a second term, according to a recent Wall Street Journal poll. That survey also revealed that even among Democrats, a group that likes and approves of Biden in general, fewer than half are sure the president is planning on round two and a third outright think he isn't. Biden can't discredit the findings; the data was gathered in part by the research firm led by his own pollster, John Anzalone. More troubling -- because it indicates that such doubts aren't just about transitory twitches in popularity -- is that similar skepticism arose in a series of private focus groups conducted by left-leaning organizations supportive of Biden last year. And that was before his approval ratings started to approach Trumpian lows. This untenable state of affairs -- in which Biden insists he wants the job until he's 86 but much of his party won't listen -- is only partially a by-product of his not yet officially declaring his candidacy. (He's following the traditional timeline, in which the incumbent relaunches after the midterms.) It's partly because of Biden's own occasional hedges: With family tragedies and two brain aneurysms in his past, he has always allowed that he might step aside if his health declined or if "fate intervened." But its origins may also be traced precisely to March 9, 2020, when Biden pitched Democratic voters on a certain vision of the future.
... Harris has never let anyone doubt that she expects Biden to seek a second term, and she has made no moves to set up a contingency campaign. She has effectively ceased to have contact with many of the highest-ranking advisers to her own 2020 bid. Yet if Biden did step aside, Harris would start the succession contest as the clear front-runner. A Politico newsletter recently pointed out that 27 surveys have tested the prospect of a Biden-free primary in the past year, and Harris has led 21 of them. (The remaining six were led by Michelle Obama, who is perhaps less likely to run than her constitutionally ineligible husband.), Underwater or not at the national level, Harris's popularity among Black voters in particular may make her impossible to beat in a primary -- which Biden, who won largely on the strength of his own relationship with Black voters, especially in South Carolina, knows as well as anyone.This makes sense, I guess; it's just insane. It's insane that Kamala Harris is actually Positioned for Success to be the Democrat Party's nominee for president in 2024. I mean, it's great for us. The only thing that would be better for us is if the Great White Dope also ran -- Pete Bootyjudge, so beloved by the White Leftist Gentry class -- and turned the Democrat primary into a real race vs. race and class vs. class battle royale.
Last fall, a rumor started to spread within the West Wing. Some of Transportation Secretary Buttigieg's 2020 donors and fund-raisers had started to meet privately to debate his future and map out a possible path toward the presidency -- perhaps as early as the next election. The whispers were mostly true, if sometimes egregiously overstated.... As Insider prepared to reveal the meetings' existence in October, Buttigieg's staff warned the White House the story was coming, and some of his supporters went on record to clean up the mess: These donors were freelancing without his knowledge, and he had no thoughts of running for president.Sure, sure. He's keeping in touch with his donors and his PAC is still accepting donations.
The article also notes that Elizabeth Warren is still running -- never stopped, in fact -- as is Amy Kobuchar and Cory Booker and Bernie Sanders and Ro Khanna is somehow in the mix now too. The article finishes up by making the riotous claim that those who know Biden best -- that is, the people most expected to lie for him -- are the most insistent that he's healthy as a horse and hasn't lost a step. The article also revivifies the long-dead claim that his verbal struggles are just due to a "stutter."
Weird how his "lifelong stutter" only showed itself when he hit the ripe old age of 76 and also never actually exhibits itself as a stutter at all, but rather as a slur or as saying the wrong thing or as making up completely invented nonsense words. But never as an actual stutter with repeated syllables.
The consensus of people who deal with Biden in person, from aides to journalists to senators, is that he has shown no signs of slowing down mentally and that the clips frequently circulated by right-wing media personalities of his momentarily struggling to speak are nothing new -- just examples of his lifelong stutter and his (long notorious within Washington) difficulty with teleprompters.
To think anything else, the Biden faithful argue, is to fall for Republican misinformation. To take one bad-faith example, Senator Tom Cotton recently tweeted a video of Biden stumbling badly over the word kleptocracy during an address about Ukraine. Biden closed his eyes and tried to recover, landing on "the guys who are the kleptocracies" and laughing ruefully. They were some of the only garbled moments in a long speech, but the video gathered more than 3.4 million views within four days. Many of Biden's backers are taking solace in the idea that his own unpopularity is more structural than personal.Fun fact: Biden cannot say the word "structural." He cannot say any word with multiple consonants in a row. He makes up a new word with fewer consonants. So he would say "structural" as "shructal" or something. Because of his stutter, see. My fear, and my prediction, actually, is that when Biden doesn't run -- and he won't -- we'll see a darkhorse billionaire enter the race. Maybe Bloomberg again. Maybe Bill Gates. Maybe that idiot from Starbucks. I think people take false comfort in the idea that the left would never accept these arch capitalists as their standard-banners. First of all, the hard left has now fully fused with the neocon pseudoright; it's now accepted it is the party of the richest of the rich and the poorest of the poor. It makes no bones about the fact that it is the Party of Wealth. It's proud about that. It frequently brags about that. The left is evolving a new catechism that works something like this: You're not really a plutocrat if you believe in global warming and a Woman's Right to Choose and that Trans Women Are Women. Second of all, when the left is scared -- and they are very very scared of Trump, and just as scared of DeSantis -- they will run to any champion they think can save them. They all hated Biden, too, or at least disliked him. But they thought he could beat the Bad Orange Man, so they got behind him. As Hillary told the Democrat troops in 2004, I think: You don't have to fall in love, you just have to fall in line. And they will fall in line.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2022 05:17 PM (uiT+8)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2022 05:17 PM (uiT+8)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2022 05:17 PM (uiT+8)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (SIq/v)
Something simple will happen, we will have a state funeral and the media will move on. But we'll know.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (uiT+8)
Posted by: x fd at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2022 05:17 PM (uiT+
====
71?? Don't you mean 81 million?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:19 PM (DcKNO)
See: 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012.
Although, 2000 was the last one I can remember where I did not feel like I was fighting a Holy War.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 05:19 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:19 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (+dMfq)
Because they have no public leaders.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)
_______________
The lights are burning late at night at the Disney Animatronic facility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (8FcHK)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
Because they have no public leaders.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)
_______________
The lights are burning late at night at the Disney Animatronic facility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (woUN+)
The Stepford Candidate?
If it isn't a movie, it should be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 05:21 PM (V6f9+)
One of y'all is gonna have to take one for the team and off him like you did with Kennedy.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:21 PM (tSKre)
I remember that dropping off irritating older relatives in wheelchairs at dog tracks was once a popular thing.
Posted by: GuyFromNH at May 25, 2022 05:21 PM (Gs5TH)
*stumble*
*shart*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________
You KNOW she's dying to run again. But all the crap coming out about her now is obviously intended to short sheet her. It's fascinating to watch Red on Red attacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:21 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2022 05:21 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:21 PM (P8k+X)
The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2022 05:22 PM (vrz2I)
*Cackles*
Any of those "Frontrunners" had best know their place. Or else their place will be a stop at Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: Hillzabub at May 25, 2022 05:22 PM (uiT+8)
Fake commercials, fake White House, tell him Air Force One is "in the shop" when he wants to take an airplane ride. Stuff like that.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 25, 2022 05:22 PM (QXISK)
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (0mUYx)
Dude has 6 months more of vertical status, tops.
Posted by: klaftern
Heard that a year and a half ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (63Dwl)
Sheeesh.
I think Ace is right about some dopey (my words not Ace's) billionaire jumping into the race.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Nova local at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: red speck at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (2JoB8)
Fake commercials, fake White House, tell him Air Force One is "in the shop" when he wants to take an airplane ride. Stuff like that.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 25, 2022 05:22 PM (QXISK)
Over.
Joe's.
Dead.
Body.
Posted by: *Doctor* Jill at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (uiT+8)
He was the Claudius option.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (3Gt53)
It'll be a womxn or an LGBT. But Harris is manifestly an idiot and Warren is every man's ex-wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Because they have no public leaders.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)
----------------
Puppet Show
and
Democrat Primary Debate
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2022 05:25 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:25 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 05:25 PM (/U27+)
Guy said his mother wanted to visit Israel.
"I could put her on a bus to Long Beach and just tell her she's in Israel!"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (0mUYx)
It'll be a miracle if there's even an election in 2022, much less 2024.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (tKb8s)
So...I guess Dominion will declare The Will of the People just like last time, and Brandon will be Emperor for Life.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (fsH61)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (ppBhU)
Modified for accuracy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (QSjkU)
------------
Yep.
She dropped out before the Iowa caucus because she wasn't getting traction with any group including blacks. For whatever reason, blacks have a problem with Kamala. I'm with them.
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (G0vdT)
As they were the ones in Power when this country went to shit? Hell, Pelosi, Schmucky Schumer, and McConnel? They should ALL BE GONE.
Not saying that what we replace them with will be better, but at least there is a CHANCE if we bring in fresh blood.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (3Gt53)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (1+ulx)
So...I guess Dominion will declare The Will of the People just like last time, and Brandon will be Emperor for Life.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (fsH61)
I think you meant Michigan, not Ohio. Ohio has gone from purple (when I loved there) to deep red lately...
Posted by: Nova local at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (v0R5T)
You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
Nah. Just leave him alone in the hallway. We'll never see him again.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (G0vdT)
My nephew is Half Black... and as he tells it Blacks don't see her as Black, but as a Carpetbagger riding on their heritage.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (G0vdT)
It might have been that old video clip of her cackling about how many black men she had sent to prison in California for smoking dope, said while she was smoking a J. Just maybe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (trdmm)
But the NYTimes can't bring itself to being honest with us.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (Y+mF4)
Posted by: Spartacus at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: red speck at May 25, 2022 05:24 PM (gS3OW)
----
That about covers it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (DcKNO)
All you need is like a 45% approval rating and it's a jump ball who wins the White House.
Some "unknown" Democrat Governor would be who I fear the most coupled with what Trump does in 2024.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (cHUfF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (QSjkU)
Not sure who it would be. Maybe a Governor, Senator...who knows? But they have been drinking the Kool-Aid too long, and there will be a backlash inside the party if the Obama/ValJar puppet masters keep pushing their agenda.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (anj39)
If elected I will not serve.
Posted by: That Idiot from Starbucks at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (vrz2I)
........
He'd just get stuck in a bush.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (bs+z0)
Black men can't stand her.
Posted by: Big Star at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Modkf)
Wait.
How can he lose what he doesn't have?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (rV/29)
Trebuchet him into an Iraqi burn pit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 05:28 PM (1+ulx)
------
That's a good start, now about the rest of the behind the scenes administration...the same please.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (woUN+)
We're gonna keep running, as running is what we need to do. We know we need to run, and we will continue that, as running is very important.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (QXISK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= WBMWd49rtu8
Posted by: red speck at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (gS3OW)
Oh Lawdy!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (vd8XM)
Well, his brilliant idea to fight crime in the state of Illinois is to PAY FOR FUNERALS.
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)
*stumble*
*shart*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 25, 2022 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes, but I'm tanned, rested, and listo!
Posted by: Beta! at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Yr4Df)
Oh, I'd say it registered. That $1.9 Trillion is a big part of the reason inflation is at a 40 year high and people are pissed off. But I guess I'm not smart enough to work at the NYT....
Posted by: DPICM at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (M2VUX)
If elected I will not serve.
Posted by: That Idiot from Starbucks
If nominated I will grift.
If elected I will grift.
Oh, wait. No I won't. I'm not a criminal.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Spartacus at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (Y274z)
/Motions
Bring that cross over here....
Posted by: Centurion at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB
I think she'll be under it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (onF8C)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (5ZKtF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (woUN+)
---------------
Oh, that would be remarkable.
A debate between Trump and Newsom.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (rV/29)
Posted by: flounder at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Ohio aint great, but it's not exactly a shithole. I think you are confusing Ohio with Ohio's Hat.
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (cHUfF)
______________
Oh God. Oh God. (looks toward Sacramento)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (woUN+)
MUMR may be on to something. She could team up with Abrams and crush Trump.
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (vrz2I)
Actually - the election yesterday showed that Georgia really has cleaned up its electoral system. Wisconsin has successfully put in some reforms as well. Ohio was never as big a problem as Detroit was.
The jury is still out on Pennsylvania and Arizona. Arizona I have hopes for; but Pennsylvania is still messed up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Spartacus at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (+m+uH)
Orange man bad...
Posted by: Nova local at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (woUN+)
Annnddd YOU get High Speed Rail, and YOU get High Speed Rail... and YOU....
Posted by: Gruesome Newsome at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (oHd/0)
MUMR may be on to something. She could team up with Abrams and crush Trump.
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (vrz2
Well Abrams could.. If she sat on him
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 25, 2022 05:26 PM (fsH61)
If that happens again, the country dies. For good.
And conservatives in every state had better take to the streets en masse.
And not leave.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (E0NVW)
Posted by: Joe Biden, 2nd term contender at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (F0YaR)
A debate between Trump and Newsom.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (rV/29)
_____________
I die from ecstasy if Trump mentioned the Strategic Oil Reserve and then looked significantly at Newsom's hair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (vrz2I)
They're gonna sit on him?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (QSjkU)
Sundowner won without running but that was lightning in a bottle of amazing coincidence
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8)
>>I think we automatically under estimate Kamala
It's an act. Basically she knows the score and is acting like a Stepford Wife hopped up on greenies so that too much of the blowback doesn't fall on her.
They put her on the throne, watch her revert right back to the Stone Cold Bitch we know of her from her time as Cali AG and from her time in the Senate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (1+ulx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (woUN+)
No way - Gruesome is despised in 49 states, and hated by almost half of the 50th.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (trdmm)
basically, this.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (DB16e)
Toledo?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (G0vdT)
Maybe it's because she made such a big deal about imprisoning so many in Cali. Or, maybe it's because she's married to a white dude. I've heard that there's those in the AA community don't truck with that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
...have...
Field of alfalfa for the rabbits.
And I get to tend the rabbits.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Asshoe democrat at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec "
They will lure him to a debate and then pounce.
Posted by: fd x' at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd x at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (vrz2I)
........
He'd just get stuck in a bush.
Posted by: wth
George?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton! at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (yRNHg)
Too risky. What if he has another baby and has to take maternity leave for 6 months during the campaign?
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (woUN+)
------
In Yoda voice "It will be, it will be."
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (trdmm)
____________
Really? You're not just saying that because I was throwing a rope over a joist in the garage?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:35 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 05:35 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Spartacus at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (Y274z
I read that as "JEEP."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
_______________
In which bathhouse did they meet "privately?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:35 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (79p/O)
--------
25th won't work unless she has massive GOP support. It's doubtful that she'll have that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (8FcHK)
Posted by: Spartacus at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (Y274z
I read that as "JEEP."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
The Crushinator.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)
#Clinton/Mephistopheles2024
Posted by: Hillary Clinton! at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (yRNHg)
----
Laughed out loud.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM
Oh, we certainly have some shitty cities. But lots of country and nice small towns too.
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (DB16e)
>>I think we automatically under estimate Kamala"
I think you are proposing an impossibility. She was not a "stone cold bitch" as AG, she was a 12 year old retarded girl playing games with paper dolls that were actually peoples lives.
And she didn't care.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (dOk3f)
And who better to do that than the son of a person who devoted their life to bringing people together through the medium of written communication?
Posted by: Gov. Kasich at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Oregon does this, it is a program for ORDoJ Crime Victims Compensation Board. I think it is $3K and is why a funeral in Oregon costs at a minimum $3K
All states apparently have a Crime Victims compensation board, in Oregon it included sexual crimes against children, murder, assault and people injured during a crime.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM
That duo may actually summon SMOD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: fd x' at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (vrz2I)
____________
For smoking weed. Which she then laughingly admitted she'd done, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (woUN+)
then covid came along and cast 20 million mail-in votes for Biden.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (Y+mF4)
What am I missing? *Anyone* can be elected as a Dem, obviously. It's not 1990 or 1975. Figures who would be laughed at as presidential prospects then are now standard Dem candidates. Who get elected.
And I don't know a single even slightly perceptive or actually professionally involved Dem who thought Biden had a chance in 2020. They were as stunned as the rest of us.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 25, 2022 05:38 PM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM
Oh, we certainly have some shitty cities. But lots of country and nice small towns too.
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (DB16e)
I was born and raised in Michigan and spent a number of years at Ohio State. I know the drill.
But the battle between Michigan and Ohio was to see which state could make the other take Toledo.
Ohio lost.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)
The jury is still out on Pennsylvania and Arizona. Arizona I have hopes for; but Pennsylvania is still messed up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (trdmm)
Not what I'm hearing. https://tinyurl.com/56t6t274
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 25, 2022 05:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Jon Stewart could get the nod if he wanted it.
Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at May 25, 2022 05:38 PM (e/gaB)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 25, 2022 05:38 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (q1wWS)
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, >>>or acted as President<<<, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of President more than once.
Posted by: x at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (8FcHK)
I've made the case here a couple of times that the GOP would be wise to go in with her on that. It would get rid of Biden, and it would automatically make Harris the most hated figure in American History since Benedict Arnold. The Left will despise her for doing it, but I think her hunger for the top job is so great that she'd do it anyways.
all in all, if it happened it would be the literal death of the Democrat Party for decades to come.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (trdmm)
>>I think you are proposing an impossibility.
Perhaps, but the main point stands, the Kamala we are seeing is a complete put on and not her real persona.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (1+ulx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM
"Be it will, be it will."
For you, fixed it I did.
Posted by: Yoda at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (a3Q+t)
130 what the hell are they going to run on?
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (+m+uH)
Fear.
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (DB16e)
They've been doing that forever, and no one is buying it any more.
Anger - now that's the useful emotion to have on your side in an election.
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:40 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Dominion Systems. at May 25, 2022 05:40 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (Ynyl9)
Did somebody say "MONKEYPOX" ???
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 25, 2022 05:40 PM (QXISK)
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (+m+uH)
Fear.
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 25, 2022 05:34 PM (DB16e)
They've been doing that forever, and no one is buying it any more.
Anger - now that's the useful emotion to have on your side in an election.
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 05:40 PM (+m+uH)
______________
Nah. That hardy perennial, systemic racism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:40 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (Ynyl9)
I say they should take the coward's way out.
Take him for a ride, deep into the forest, walk him a good distance from the car, and tell him to just run and be free.
Posted by: Speller at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (pSotA)
Mexico? Get in with the cartels to ensure my safety?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (Y+mF4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (anj39)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (q1wWS)
That might explain why Biden is in TX, Jill's faction is trying to keep Joe out of the hands of the other factions. This sort of thing happened with underaged and/or incompetent inbred royalty in Europe.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (dp3Bn)
Terminal boneitis would be even better.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:39 PM (q1wWS)
Historians are convinced that's exactly what Mrs. Wilson did for the last 18 months of Woodrow's Presidency. Everyone in DC worked to hide how sick he really was - just like everyone at the top knew that FDR was dying when he was renominated in '44. They just thought they could keep him propped up long enough to finish the war.
Bad Bet; Yalta was the cost of that lie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (trdmm)
Take him for a ride, deep into the forest, walk him a good distance from the car, and tell him to just run and be free.
Posted by: Speller
Put him on an ice floe like the Eskimos.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 05:37 PM (OTzUX)
I still think that the original intent was for Biden to lose. They expected it to be close, but Trump would pull out a narrow win even while the House and Senate were firmly in Dem hands. In many ways that would have been the ideal situation, as the Dems would have stymied Trump for four years, while fundraising off of the hysteria over him.
Instead, on election night they realized with horror that he would not only win, but might pull the GOP to control of the House, which would be a vindication for Trumpism. Since they couldn't do anything about the House, the word went out to cheat like hell.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (xhaym)
So....Toledo ehh.
I'm thinking about 150KT?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (anj39)
You want value for your kilotons, drop the damn thing on DC.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: soft white underbelly
That might explain why Biden is in TX, Jill's faction is trying to keep Joe out of the hands of the other factions. This sort of thing happened with underaged and/or incompetent inbred royalty in Europe. Posted by: Kindltot
------------------
Happened during War of the Roses in England in particular.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Kumala at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (kvelb)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (Y+mF4)
Hmm... maybe the Castro twins could be the Hanson Bros? Naah, I like the Hanson's way more than I like them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (trdmm)
All politics is now about clear lines drawn by each side, but only one side is demanding total submission.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (flINI)
The problem will solve itself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (dp3Bn)
Terminal boneitis would be even better.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
I had terminal boneitis when I was 18. Light breeze and it'd get hard.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2022 05:18 PM (uiT+
*summons bigger and more surprising otters*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (llON8)
Warren fits that recipe.
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (f5Veu)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 25, 2022 05:36 PM (1DgE4)
And he's so charismatic! Like Fred Flinstone after a severe head injury.
Posted by: DaisyB at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (Hswbs)
The jury is still out on Pennsylvania and Arizona. Arizona I have hopes for; but Pennsylvania is still messed up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (trdmm)
-------------------------
Pennsylvania is a disaster and always will be. We have lots, genuinely lots, of really good people in the legislature, and a majority in both houses, but for the statewide races, we can barely win even in a fair fight. Pittsburgh is solidly blue, with lots of old folks who believe the Dems are going to get the steel mills to reopen (as they've pointlessly believed for 40 years now because that's what the unions tell them to believe). Philadelphia is the very model of a third-world shithole, and they always manage to get 147% turnout in every district every time. Strange how that works.
Those of us in the rural areas of Pennsylvania are just waiting for it to collapse completely. Kind of sad that Mad Max is our best-case scenario here.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 25, 2022 05:45 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:45 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:43 PM (QSjkU)
***
I live in the blast radius for DC and I am all for that idea
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 05:45 PM (flINI)
He barely beat the Republican challenge last year in deep blue NJ, and he definitely cheated.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 05:45 PM (XIJ/X)
How are you?
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (79p/O)
I'm relieved. Was in the waiting room for pre op for next week, and got the call that the thing on my scalp isn't melanoma.
Thanks for asking!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
There will be more Uvaldes, El Pasos, Sutherland Springs, and Santa Fes until we decide to put the lives of our kids ahead of the political careers of gun lobby politicians like Greg Abbott.
He holds the highest office in the state. He has had seven years to save lives but has chosen to make matters worse - by rejecting universal background checks, by opposing red flag laws, by signing permitless carry, and by doing nothing to protect our communities from gun violence.
The only way to change this is by winning political power so that we can protect the lives of those in our lives. We win in Texas and it becomes possible to stop this bloodshed. If we fail in this election, then the slaughter of children in Uvalde becomes our future.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (QSjkU)
And then I look at the republicans and except for Trump and DeSantis and MTG, they are all heinous too.
Cotton can go eff himself for pumping up that 40 billion dollar deal. Idiot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (DcKNO)
-
LOLOLOL.
https://tinyurl.com/s22r4a2c
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (96UI6)
So....Toledo ehh.
I'm thinking about 150KT?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (anj39)
Don't hold back. Minuteman III with a W87 mark 1 warhead (475 kt).
Call it reliability testing.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (ZSK0i)
*deeply skeptical*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
With that collection of douchebags, I guess I now understand how the Mayor of New York, who just got elected and hasn't done squat since, thinks he has a shot at the Fascist nomination.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (kvelb)
Except he didn't get 81 million votes. Someone had to want him to win.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (e/gaB)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (anj39)
She has less political appeal and personal charisma than Hillary Clinton, if such a thing is even physically possible.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (q1wWS)
Warren fits that recipe.
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:44 PM (f5Veu)
I think people have figured out that Government spending is driving inflation... so will they vote for long term loss over short term payoff? Perhaps... but its going to be a really 'interesting' election.
Posted by: Gruesome Newsome at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (oHd/0)
-
He'll definitely get the fat vote
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)
They are pissed around my parts. Gas is set to hit $5 in my area by early next week if not sooner.
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: weew
_____
Trump... even if Trump isn't on the ticket.
They're biggest hope is Trump goes kamikaze if things don't go his way.
Look at what went down in PA, it seemed pretty nasty stuff against a MAGA conservative black woman because it wasn't Trump's pick.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (cHUfF)
-
LOLOLOL.
https://tinyurl.com/s22r4a2c
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (96UI6)
--------
Hhhahahahahah
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Neither do I. They recovered nicely though, once they realize the would be no more Mean Tweets.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 05:48 PM (Xrfse)
So....Toledo ehh.
I'm thinking about 150KT?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM (anj39)
================
Wouldn't it be safer to stay south of the jet stream?
Maybe the Ozarks?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:48 PM (kvelb)
Joe would have been gone by the 4th of July 2021.
Stacey is an Authentic African American. The Congressional Professional Black Caucus would have lined up behind her along with the AOC Progressives and the Mainstream Media. She would have literally bulldozed Joe out of the Oval Office with most of the Democrat Base Cheering Loudly, and the Media lauding her as so many firsts, and symbolic accolades it would have been ridiculous. And Inflation, the Border, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Gas Prices, Food Shortages would all be the same, "SHUT UP YOU RACIST CRACKERS!!!"
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2022 05:48 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:48 PM (dscaa)
Take him for a ride, deep into the forest, walk him a good distance from the car, and tell him to just run and be free.
Posted by: Speller
Put him on an ice floe like the Eskimos.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:42 PM (tSKre)
______________
Drop him off in the South Side of Chicago on a hot night in August.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:48 PM (woUN+)
He'll definitely get the fat vote
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)
The fat, dead-eyed greaseball hoodlum vote.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 05:49 PM (96UI6)
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:49 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Puddin' pants Biden at May 25, 2022 05:49 PM (Geoni)
______________
"Historic."
God, how I've come to hate that word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:49 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:49 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin
-------------
Just read the K in Monkeypox is silent. Sounds right.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 25, 2022 05:49 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (Ynyl9)
This is exactly what I thought he'd do - go All In on gun confiscation for the rest of this campaign. It's like he thinks he's running in California or NYC, not Texas.
My prediction for November - Abbott 65%, Beto 35%. (About the same margin that Paxton walloped Bush with yesterday)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (ppBhU)
That is the real progress of the "progressives."
So, why should they do anything about Biden? His dementia makes him the perfect poster child for them.
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 25, 2022 05:31 PM (onF8C) "
personally, not placing any bets on the question, either way.
ditto 2022, for that matter.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (dscaa)
Yay Dems!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
That family, what bullshit they've been a part of.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (N1WXz)
No. It's his pedophilia that does that.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (dscaa)
LOLOLOL.
https://tinyurl.com/s22r4a2c
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (96UI6)
--------
Hhhahahahahah
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:47 PM (DcKNO)
Governor Pritzker! Would you like a tiny thin mint wafer?
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (T6NRc)
Again, which country are we talking about? How is having something "to run on" even a factor here any more?
What did Biden "run on"? Well, what were the topics of his limp press releases, as he had almost no campaign. In the jaw-droppingly ridiculous "debates", he said he'd shut down the oil industry.
Dem candidates, and many GOPers, don't have to "run on" something actually relevant to public policy. And they can adopt stunningly unpopular positions. Doesn't matter. And not because of cheating.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (kvelb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (taPSh)
There will be more Uvaldes, El Pasos, Sutherland Springs, and Santa Fes until we decide to put the lives of our kids ahead of the political careers of gun lobby politicians like Greg Abbott.
He holds the highest office in the state. He has had seven years to save lives but has chosen to make matters worse - by rejecting universal background checks, by opposing red flag laws, by signing permitless carry, and by doing nothing to protect our communities from gun violence.
The only way to change this is by winning political power so that we can protect the lives of those in our lives. We win in Texas and it becomes possible to stop this bloodshed. If we fail in this election, then the slaughter of children in Uvalde becomes our future.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM
robert francis o'rouke is gonna get curb stomped in November after his stunt this morning. He managed to pi$$ off about half of the democrats in Texas by crashing that press conference.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (bVYXr)
God is good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
It's too bad that Elon is South African.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (q1wWS)
Posted by: Tom Servo
_____
Beto will get stomped.
I do find it maddening though that Republicans never seem to go on the offensive when it comes to gun control.
Beto has basically promised door to door Ar-15 gun confiscation (literally) and I bet most Republicans will barely mention it.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (cHUfF)
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2022 05:48 PM (Z32m1)
I said at the time that Stacey would have been a hell of lot stronger VP candidate then Harris. (even though I despise her) She's evil, but she does know what she's doing. It's fascinating that the internal dynamics of the Dem Party shut her out. Personally, I think it's Chinese money and connections that sealed the deal for Kamala.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (ppBhU)
------
Seriously?
What a maroon.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (DcKNO)
Newsom/ Beto
Beavis and Butthead
Holy shit! We have a winner, except...Too white.
Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (trdmm)
How can Beto run in Texas, AND be Sec of Transportation? While we have transportation problems all over the US.
Posted by: Gruesome Newsome at May 25, 2022 05:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2022 05:53 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (kYVzH)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (q1wWS)
I keep telling you guys not to trust Musk. He's gonna burn us. Just a matter of time.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (QSjkU)
76 Please, God, not Gavin Newsom. PLEASE.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (woUN+)
He was thinking of running in 2020 but changed his mind.
Bet he runs in 2024.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (Ejmwn)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (r77w6)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (q1wWS)
----------------
I saw a sidebar MSN story on my work computer today when I opened the browser, headline was "Twitter investors deal humiliating blow to Musk." I didn't read it. Any idea what happened?
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (ppBhU)
=================
Apparently she told the White House Junta last weekend she declines the honor of being Border Tsar. She's not going to visit the border, ever. She won't even get on the phone with Mexico's President.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (kvelb)
He's running the country, like he's a California or New York governor with no opposition whatsoever. He doesn't compromise...he's barely flailing as he fails. He's just going to go commie, no matter what. The country's being invaded and no one cares.
Oh, they'll lose in the midterms? So...? He still preznint, isn't he? What's going to change with a GOP congress? The GOP has no dick or balls or competence to do anything to stop him. We saw this in 2010 when the GOP congress gave Obama continued power to spend and do other things.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (kYVzH)
------
Winning? No.
But the machine is in place for another cheat.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (DcKNO)
Mary Pete is probably the Obama pick. Hillary will run again in the Clinton camp. It will be the ugliest primary ever.
Posted by: Squid at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (xtjw3)
So....Toledo ehh.
I'm thinking about 150KT?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:41 PM
No, that would get my house. Make it smaller.
Posted by: Clutch at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (bVYXr)
Yeah, he sealed his fate today. If you are going to angrily confront, you have to be successful... you can't be run out like a little Bitch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (oHd/0)
Regardless of what we may think, she is no worse or more embarrassing mentally than Biden. She's basically a darker female Biden. He may be more of a whore though.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (dscaa)
What are they going to run? More of this shit? They may hate the Orange Man Bad but their popularity is increasingly selective.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (OX9vb)
George P shit the bed by messing with the Alamo.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Gruesome Newsome at May 25, 2022 05:53 PM (oHd/0)
Beto and Butty, it's easy to confuse the two. Coin toss as to which one is more worthless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (trdmm)
Doesn't matter. And not because of cheating.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (OTzUX)
100% correct. Issues mean nothing. Less than nothing. Party matters.
Candidate X from Party Y could run on a single-plank platform: the "forcibly buggering Citizen A's children" policy.
And if Citizen A is voter who votes Party Y, then Candidate X will get that vote, anyway.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (96UI6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (kvelb)
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (N1WXz)
No. It's his pedophilia that does that.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (dscaa) "
Healing Power Of And says that Joe is The Perfect Emblem of Their "Democracy" !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (+o2yA)
It's too bad that Elon is South African.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (q1wWS)
He is better off being a real-life D. D. Harriman, better for all of us.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (OX9vb
his campaign pitch - "Replace one nursing home resident with a better nursing home resident!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (trdmm)
Even the crack of Dawn wasn't safe...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (QSjkU)
Isn't he paying Amber Turd in her suit against Johnny Depp.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: Ben Had
Tulsi/Sinema
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (f5Veu)
That is the real progress of the "progressives."
So, why should they do anything about Biden? His dementia makes him the perfect poster child for them.
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (N1WXz)
Pretty good summation. I'm convinced.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 05:57 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (N1WXz)
No. It's his pedophilia that does that.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (dscaa)
===
Have you seen Joe's behavior around children? The pedophilia is obviously one part of the "mandatory."
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:57 PM (N1WXz)
Er, which health is that? He was a burnt-out husk in '20. Now he's a terminally sleepy one.
Posted by: Patchy at May 25, 2022 05:57 PM (I/Pe0)
She dropped out before the Iowa caucus because she wasn't getting traction with any group including blacks. For whatever reason, blacks have a problem with Kamala. I'm with them.
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (G0vdT)
They don't see her as African American, that's why.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (45fpk)
Imagine a Pritzker/Abrams ticket.
"Vote for us or we'll eat all ur food."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2022 05:52 PM (taPSh)
***
He can be delivered with the White House Christmas Tree!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (kvelb)
Oh he has the money to go on til November, he's still fluffing millions from the California Tech Billionaires. They'll probably be orgasmic over this stunt. It reminds me of an earlier Babylon Bee headline - "Beto way ahead in Texas Governor's Race, in poll of Californians!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)
They're going to run on, "we're the ones that count all the votes"
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (r77w6)
While possible, I suspect that she is quite happy to wait patiently for the unfolding disaster to clear away a lot of Senate leadership on the Dem side and open a path there.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 05:58 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (lNHqD)
======================
More propaganda.
Twitter had their annual meeting today and refused to say word one about Musk or a possible deal.
Musk filed a new financing plan today showing he is increasing substantially his personal contribution to the deal.
But, behind the scenes, I imagine furious price negotiations are happening. The market has obviously tanked and twitter has too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (kvelb)
>Word on the street is his mind control company is violating humanitarian cruelty measures by stuffing defective chips in monkey brains. Monkeypox, coincidence or not?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 05:51 PM (dscaa)
===
Have you seen Joe's behavior around children? The pedophilia is obviously one part of the "mandatory."
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:57 PM (N1WXz)
===
Oops. I should have ready your post more carefully.
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (OuH7W)
* off to see what they're asking*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 05:50 PM (ppBhU)
=================
Apparently she told the White House Junta last weekend she declines the honor of being Border Tsar. She's not going to visit the border, ever. She won't even get on the phone with Mexico's President.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (kvelb)
Harris is a puppet without anyone caring enough to pull the strings and operate her. There are plenty of other puppets out there.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (E0NVW)
Interesting idea that would seemingly have a lot of merit, but for the fact that the entire Dem party is batshit crazy now. There aren't many sane Dems left.
And Sinema would probably have be doubting her reelection chances to do that. As it is, I think she wins reelection.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (q1wWS)
If they were confident they could do that again then there wouldn't be a discussion about Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Sinema gets top billing,
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (r77w6)
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2022 05:27 PM (G0vdT)
They don't see her as African American, that's why.
Posted by: Oldcat
Because she isn't. She's Jamaican/Indian.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Ben Had
Tulsi/Sinema
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (f5Veu)
It's funny, that's the ticket Republicans would choose for the next Democrat ticket. But we forget that AOC and Jaypal are gonna control what's left of the Democrat Party after November; so if you want to figure out the next nominee, ask yourself - What would AOC do?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (trdmm)
===============
That sounds about right. I'm kind of hoping the O'Rourke tour bus starts getting egged wherever it goes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (kvelb)
Posted by: Squid at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (xtjw3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (N1WXz)
It's alright we're on the same page, I was half kidding with you.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (Ynyl9)
Not sure who it would be. Maybe a Governor, Senator...who knows? But they have been drinking the Kool-Aid too long, and there will be a backlash inside the party if the Obama/ValJar puppet masters keep pushing their agenda.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 05:29 PM (anj39)
If they had someone like that, they'd have used him in 2020.
The problem is they are a white male dominated party that forbids itself from selecting white males any more. So it is diversity hires forever for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (q1wWS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (q1wWS)
Talk about potential food shortages
Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (bs+z0)
They did fine.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (E0NVW)
I can't speak of it, but the Alamo was down it's knees crying "No Mas! No Mas!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 05:54 PM (kvelb)
She's smart enough (or her advisors were) to know that there's no way any actual solutions to the border crisis would pass muster with the Admin or the party base. This was a trap.
Of course, a savvier politician would turn it against the WH. Cut a deal with the GOP and a few moderate Dems, and present it as a grand bipartisan bill.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Patchy at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (I/Pe0)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (+gS8D)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (dscaa)
----
I didn't know Kamala was a Twitter investor.
Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (N1WXz)
=====================
*Entire state of New Jersey picks up phone to call broker in Jane's neighborhood*
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (kvelb)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:00 PM (tSKre)
***
Casino or 7-11
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (flINI)
The problem is they are a white male dominated party that forbids itself from selecting white males any more. So it is diversity hires forever for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)
Well they have Biden now. Idk what would prevent them from continuing to put up old white guys.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (f5Veu)
Nah, we'll see Gabbard/Sinema in '69.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Infidel
He screwed up the redevelopment of the Alamo.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (tSKre)
The danger Kamala will face every day; white supremacy, racism, misogyny, male rage, etc. There's a government answer for all that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (BFigT)
>What exactly are you voting for? What's her platform? Tits and a blowjob?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (kvelb)
Dude has 6 months more of vertical status, tops.
Posted by: klaftern
Heard that a year and a half ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (63Dwl)
Yeah. I didn't think he would make it to election day, then didn't think he would make it past inauguration. I've given up on predictions about Biden, except to say that he will be stupider next week than he is now.
Posted by: a.moron at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (qpX6U)
------------------------------
They're probably pro-tranny activists who are mad about it being "just the tip."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (nnp+f)
When news hit that Elon Musk had filed a new 13G (pardon) 13D in Twitter, many immediately expected some dramatic twist in this ongoing soap opera, like Musk was pulling the offer because he was shocked to learn that spambots make up 90% of the traffic (with liberal echo chamber bluechecks accounting for the remaining 10%)
That wasn't the case, however, and instead Musk, who last month announced he would buy Twitter for $44 billion, a price he is feverishly trying to renegotiate lower, announced he was increasing the equity component of his bid to $33.5 billion.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 05:59 PM (dp3Bn)
I've noticed this is the course that most leftists have taken once their ElonBad software updates went through. Leftists don't need to believe or think about anything but they do consume prepared narratives that support any programming updates.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (0fVbu)
The fix was in in 2020. The fix is still in place everywhere for 2024.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Do5/p)
* off to see what they're asking*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
**
Everyone is all giddy about this, but it's not a good thing. It's nice for a homeowner, sure. But have your sons and daughters wages increased 40% over the last two years? No?
Think about a kid starting out. Housing is unattainable. Sure yankees can buy up all the property in the South, but that only lasts so long. A 28 year old married couple used to find a $250K starter home in decent locations, but what used to be $110K homes in bad locations are now those $250K homes. And it's still what they can afford.
This is not a good thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks believe they're 52% of the US pop., & 88% of blacks have a high school diploma at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (KXW63)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
7-11. And spin a good portion growing up in Canada. Energy Macon side was part of slavers. Not slaveees.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Patchy at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (I/Pe0)
------
Doesn't matter. We had the goods on Hunter taking money from a few countries and giving 10% to his dad and nothing happened.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (E0NVW)
Check out Cody Ytuarte - He apparently told Beto that he was spewing propaganda. Twitchy has a video interview of him. If he is any indication of popular thought in Latino communities, the Democrats are screwed.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (uWF4x)
Joe Scarborough@JoeNBC
There are several here who fit the definition of "Sick Son of a Bitch" in this picture, but none go by the name of Beto. Look instead at the freaks who keep gutting gun laws so 18 year olds can buy weapons designed for war to go into schools and slaughter babies. THAT is sick.
Kyle Clark@KyleClark
Colorado's @laurenboebert launched her political career by confronting @BetoORourke over guns at a campaign stop in Aurora in 2019. O'Rourke begged the crowd not to interrupt Boebert as she had her say. #copolitics
Washington Free Beacon@FreeBeacon
Nicole Wallace complains about how Beto was treated when he shouted down Abbott's press conference
"If that’s how they treat Beto O’Rourke, who was a member of Congress now running for governor, you have to wonder what’s going on down there."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (FVME7)
The only way to change this is by winning political power so that we can protect the lives of those in our lives. We win in Texas and it becomes possible to stop this bloodshed. If we fail in this election, then the slaughter of children in Uvalde becomes our future.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 05:46 PM (Ynyl9)
Fuck that guy. Sack of shit politicking off the bodies before they're cold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Ben Had
Tulsi/Sinema
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (f5Veu)
We are not Stalinist! We are Trotskyists!
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Z32m1)
It's funny, that's the ticket Republicans would choose for the next Democrat ticket. But we forget that AOC and Jaypal are gonna control what's left of the Democrat Party after November; so if you want to figure out the next nominee, ask yourself - What would AOC do?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (trdmm)
This sounds very plausible.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (Qhnrt)
Biden may feel the long knives after a Nov wipeout that he, Harris, Klain, Jill and the media are whistling long and loud past the graveyard about.
So Harris is elevated to the presidency. So what? She will be the lamest of ducks facing GOP congress. An accident of history holding the seat down until '24. Since she is guaranteed to fail and will have no power/mandate at all it will ruin her 'brand' in '24. Her status as a black woman has been met, correctly, with a huge yawn all the way round.
Posted by: Patchy at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (I/Pe0)
Its a reasonable step. Twitter grossly misstated its value and use by actual humans. Hence: its not worth as much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Gay Horsey at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (rV/29)
How can such a tiny sliver of the population be the 'mainstay', unless they're dropping a minimum of five ballots each at ten dropboxes?
Never mind! I figured it out.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (3kpeI)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (tSKre)
>>They did fine.
They are still that party. How do you think they are going to do this Fall?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (flINI)
7-11. Better yet, she's the only major figure in either political party who has a direct ancestor who was a very wealthy and bigtime slaveowner. (in Jamaica) So who's supposed to be paying Reparations again?.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Vr12I)
Does it matter?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 25, 2022 06:04 PM (nnp+f)
------
Is that the Blackrock group?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (kYVzH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (kvelb)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (qpX6U)
----------
This is what gives their EMPTY LIVES, DEAD SOULS, & MENTAL ILLNESSEZZZZ meaning.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (+gS8D)
Posted by: Property Taxes at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Spartacus at May 25, 2022 05:32 PM (Y274z
I read that as "JEEP."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
Meep meep, "MEEP."
Posted by: The Roadrunner at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (DTX3h)
You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 25, 2022 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)
So you were going to stop abortion? Cool.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:08 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:08 PM (KZzsI)
The problem is they are a white male dominated party that forbids itself from selecting white males any more. So it is diversity hires forever for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)
Well they have Biden now. Idk what would prevent them from continuing to put up old white guys.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (b2nrj)
Because if he has a functioning brain cell he would be a member of one of the factions. Each faction could convince themselves they had a shot at getting control of the husk of Ol' Joe, so he was a good compromise candidate.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
The video of that is out there. It isn't good for the furry SOB though he's pretty dumb so probably doesn't realize it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: KAMALA - That little VP was me! at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (786Ro)
Yep.
Got my Application for Permanent Mail-In Vote status 2 weeks ago.
But everything is going to be different this time guys, no worries.
Posted by: DaisyB at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (Hswbs)
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (qwO6y)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jim Rose at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (VFl7m)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:03 PM (b2nrj)
Because if he has a functioning brain cell he would be a member of one of the factions. Each faction could convince themselves they had a shot at getting control of the husk of Ol' Joe, so he was a good compromise candidate.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)
Well Jimmy Carter still has one term and is older and dumber than dirt.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (b2nrj)
That's how they wound up two ancient Boomer frontrunners running for the prez nomination alongside a bunch of nobody losers.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (BJKQV)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: Mary Matalin and James Carvell at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (ENBF0)
>>I think we automatically under estimate Kamala
It's an act. Basically she knows the score and is acting like a Stepford Wife hopped up on greenies so that too much of the blowback doesn't fall on her.
They put her on the throne, watch her revert right back to the Stone Cold Bitch we know of her from her time as Cali AG and from her time in the Senate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 05:33 PM (1+ulx)
Seriously? You think she's just pretending to be stupid?
Posted by: a.moron at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (DcKNO)
***
True. "Gotcha" scandals are dead seeing as how we have had several rapists occupy the White House. 2 of them even used young interns as cum dumpsters. NBD
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (flINI)
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (FVME7)
Nicole Wallace complains about how Beto was treated when he shouted down Abbott's press conference
And so Nicole Wallace cements her title as the Typhoid Mary of Disinformation. "How dare they throw this abominable political ass out of the conference for disrupting it?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (trdmm)
but again, it was the town mayor who called him a 'son of a bitch'
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 06:11 PM (Ynyl9)
Did even his parents love George Floyd?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (KZzsI)
EWEVATE ME!
Posted by: KAMALA - That little VP was me! at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (786Ro)
RENEW! RENEW!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (Qhnrt)
@BarackObama
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (FVME7)
Dear Lord, he is a pretentious, unmitigated ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (3NKiY)
And 2024 is not a mid-term and of course will be a completely different animal.
Meanwhile, however well the GOP does in the fall, it's unlikely to have any effect on anything of importance, apart from possibly SCOTUS nominations, if the Senate is even (realistically) in play this time.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (OTzUX)
*
So no one, then.
Remember the interview with his baby momma that he abandoned down in South Carolina or where ever it was who said "I saw him on TV and I got my son and said "That's yo daddy!"
Hey kid, that's yo daddy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks believe they're 52% of the US pop., & 88% of blacks have a high school diploma at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (Elpht)
Posted by: a.moron at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (tu3iY)
I would pay money to see even One single instance of her pretending to be Smart. (well I mean convincingly)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (2JoB8)
well, Stan Laurel and Lou Costello did and they got pretty far in life.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (Ynyl9)
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
***
YOU... BITCH!!
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (flINI)
This is not a good thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks believe they're 52% of the US pop., & 88% of blacks have a high school diploma at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (KXW63)
I could not afford to buy my house or any house in my neighborhood. This is after less than ten years of home price growth.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (0fVbu)
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (FVME7
Oh good grief. What a putz.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (kYVzH)
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (P8k+X)
'How can I use this to promote MY OWN preferences and prejudices. How do these worthless Hispanic children's deaths help ME?'
-Obama
I really hate these people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (3NKiY)
@saletan
Republicans who accuse the left of "defunding police" are helping shooters outgun the police.
They're abetting crime and undermining law and order. Democrats must take that message to America.
Nothing will change till pro-gun extremists lose their seats.
-
Imma gonna hafta see your work on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (0SrVS)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (OTzUX)
It's in play. Walker will take the Georgia seat easily, and the Nevada race also looks ready to flip. Oz is a weak candidate in Pa, but Shrek just might drop dead before the election (heart trouble) so who knows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (trdmm)
>>They did fine.
They are still that party. How do you think they are going to do this Fall?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)
We only control the House and Senate, what do expect us to do without the Presidency?!
Posted by: GOPe, early on the morning of November 2 2022 at May 25, 2022 06:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (Qhnrt)
I think he has graduated from putzdom. Where is JJ to give us some more apt yiddish invective?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:15 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:15 PM (P8k+X)
Posted by: a.moron at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (tu3iY)
I would pay money to see even One single instance of her pretending to be Smart. (well I mean convincingly)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (trdmm)
She could very well be the Einstein of bj'ers.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (0fVbu)
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
Why? Is it just unacceptable that the focus be off black folks for even a day or two? What's the connection?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (ppBhU)
That's how they wound up two ancient Boomer frontrunners running for the prez nomination alongside a bunch of nobody losers.
My sentiment exactly. 60s relics sold idealism for mad cash and they'll hang on to the last breath.
Posted by: Patchy at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (I/Pe0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:15 PM (3NKiY)
***
Schmuck is good
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (flINI)
I would pay money to see even One single instance of her pretending to be Smart. (well I mean convincingly)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (trdmm)
They'd have to make the font on the teleprompter really large. And nothing more than three syllables.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (9otr5)
*
It was confirmed that the kid didn't have armor, right?
The cops were just their normal bad shots.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks believe they're 52% of the US pop., & 88% of blacks have a high school diploma at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (Elpht)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (QZ/dC)
It's an act. Basically she knows the score and is acting like a Stepford Wife hopped up on greenies so that too much of the blowback doesn't fall on her.
You might wanna check with the people who worked with her as California AG. They said she was dumber than a box of rocks.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (flINI)
Seems to lack punch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma"
Didn't Fred have a hardhat on at the beginning of the show when the whistle blows?
Say, are you the Buck Dharma I saw in Dayton in 1977?
Posted by: fd at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (vrz2I)
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (FVME7)
Dear Lord, he is a pretentious, unmitigated ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:12 PM (3NKiY)
Makes it pretty clear he's behind BLM
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (V6f9+)
Its just more proof that the world is fundamentally unjust. Dan Brown is living in a mansion lighting the fireplace with bricks off fifties and I barely make enough to pay taxes.
Some times it would be nice to see the bad guys lose is all. For the incompetent to be passed over. For the corrupt to fall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (KZzsI)
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
He fucking OD'd you racist asshole piece of regurgitated dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (Vr12I)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (qfLjt)
"Oh Lordy, she comin.'"
*insert obese cat gif*
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 25, 2022 06:18 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:13 PM (Qhnrt)
That is the most typical Ofuckstick FU I've ever heard. It's nearly parody but then again, he is.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:18 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
___
Which is why I roll my eyes whenever "elections" are discussed.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 25, 2022 06:18 PM (tKb8s)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:18 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (tSKre)
Which makes her a perfect candidate like biden.
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (qwO6y)
How many rounds did the US military spend per kill in Afghanistan? Like 15,000 or something like that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)
It’s fucking insane.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
It took 30 years, but mine quintupled.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (P8k+X)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (qfLjt)
You'e welcome to try
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (flINI)
Seems to lack punch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:17 PM (3NKiY)
Not Jewish but how about meshugana
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Ben Had
Tulsi/Sinema
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 05:56 PM (f5Veu)
We are not Stalinist! We are Trotskyists!
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Z32m1)
Sane Dems have already been purged or driven into hiding. They will have to fight from outside the party for a long time.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (qfLjt)
Whoopsie saw Bette Midwit's tweet and decided to one-up it? It's not like either one of those bints are going to be the ones trying to take anything from anyone.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (llON8)
--------------
This is Obama doing an Amber Heard on the whitey Texas parents.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: fd at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (V6f9+)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 06:09 PM (qfLjt)
You'e welcome to try
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:20 PM (V6f9+)
That bag of lipids is gonna do nothing, but grow.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:21 PM (Vr12I)
I hope she's as passionate about taking them as I am about defending them. Because someone's gonna die.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:21 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (3NKiY)
***
Stupid person
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:21 PM (flINI)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino
-
Helluva target silhouette. Maybe not quite the side of a barn but . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:22 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:22 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2022 06:22 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2022 06:14 PM (kYVzH)
Obama would have had his security kneel on Floyds neck if he was on his estate.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (E0NVW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (KZzsI)
The leftosphere seem to have no capacity for understanding that the reason I (and I believe most) who loved Trump as President was because of our love for our country. And during his candidacy and Presidency, Trump seemed to be the indispensable champion for an America First agenda, that was (and is) incredibly needed, and about the only public voice defending our history, traditions and way of life against radical assault.
But to the left it's all personalization all the time. They are so much more "against Trump!" than I ever think about him. This is not the mealy-mouthed, BS "he may be a horrible person, but a good President." I think in many ways he's actually a very decent, admirable man. But I just never thought about Trump the man, who I 100% supported, so much as the left seems to obsess about him in loathing.
Posted by: Zek at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (OzNIz)
It’s fucking insane.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:15 PM (P8k+X)
your house plays bridge ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (r77w6)
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (f5Veu)
>It's time to start making the turkey enchiladas.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2022 06:24 PM (dp3Bn)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 25, 2022 06:24 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Zek at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (OzNIz)
I get what you are saying, but I think the difference you mention is that you do not look at politics as your religion. That makes a big difference in worldview.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:24 PM (3NKiY)
Now he has no reason to live!
Posted by: Squid at May 25, 2022 06:01 PM (xtjw3)
___________
Yeah, he's down to his last $50 billion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (woUN+)
I hope she's as passionate about taking them as I am about defending them. Because someone's gonna die.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:21 PM (tSKre)
Got room in that fighting position for two?
Count on me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (anj39)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino
Yeah Whoopi and friends are gonna need them post-Roe if too many babies survive.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (3NKiY)
bedtime-for-beto.php
Full video of ORourke trying to interrupt the press conference
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 06:23 PM (r77w6)
How very 2003.
We’ve been saying this for decades and yet blacks still vote 90% for the open border party.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (OalnH)
Non-lunatic Henry Cuellar (D-TX), who represents a border district, had a runoff against a Squad chick. He's ahead by 177 votes out of some 45,000 cast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 06:26 PM (/U27+)
I hope she's as passionate about taking them as I am about defending them. Because someone's gonna die.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:21 PM (tSKre)
Got room in that fighting position for two?
Count on me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 06:25 PM (anj39)
----------
From my cold, dead shoulder.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (+gS8D)
Posted by: fd at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (trdmm)
Let that sink in
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (jTmQV)
I loathe Biden but I can’t recall waking up any day and my first thought was Biden.
These people are mentally ill.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (KXkkH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 06:16 PM (ppBhU)
You know the connection.
The country shuts down to mourn these white kids, but we need fires and riots to care about George Floyd.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (dscaa)
These guys have watched a lot of movies and think that's how it works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:27 PM (trdmm)
------------
Any adult who thinks baby crap in a taco is a funny practical joke is, most likely, not going to have great political instincts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 06:26 PM (/U27+)
He's the most conservative Dem left in the House, so I'm kind of glad he's staying in place. AND his win would really piss off Bernie and AOC. On the other hand, a win by the Progressive might have opened it up for the GOP candidate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:29 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:29 PM (3NKiY)
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "Two summers ago, in the middle of the pandemic, we saw protests across the nation the likes of which we hadn't seen since the 1960's. They unified people of every race and generation."
-
I'm feeling unified.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:29 PM (FVME7)
https://tinyurl.com/2p83ehwx
Posted by: Ciampino
-
Helluva target silhouette. Maybe not quite the side of a barn but . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:22 PM (FVME7)
______________
Would it be considered hunting over bait to lay out some doughnuts beneath your tree blind?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:29 PM (woUN+)
I saw Lifelong Stutter open for Musical Youth in Jamaica in '83
Posted by: Hands at May 25, 2022 06:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (KZzsI)
--------
He probably tweets under an oversize painting of his own toothy grin.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: fd at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (KXkkH)
If so, it would be Reagan/Mondale '84 all over again. Newsome is despised everywhere outside of Ca.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (trdmm)
I remember that dropping off irritating older relatives in wheelchairs at dog tracks was once a popular thing.
Posted by: GuyFromNH
--------
Heh. The new version, 'Grampy Dumping'. Just drop him off in front of Bethesda
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (pPheI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (anj39)
Carbine credits...
Is that what the Left is always talking about buying?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (1n+EO)
- Dmoinion
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:29 PM (3NKiY)
Jah, a carbine is just a rifle with a shorter barrel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (3NKiY)
If anyone watched CBS anymore, that might mean something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (trdmm)
Treat him like the spoiled little dimwit of a brat he is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (cupoy)
And Biden was considered a racist pervert liar everywhere outside his home state, a man who never got past single digits voter percentage in the two previous times he ran for president.
Didn't matter. The entire paradigm has changed, its not up to how electable or even mentally stable a candidate is, only how much they can afford to cheat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (KZzsI)
_________
The battle of the cocksuckers?
Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (pPheI)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
Tanned, rested and ready
Posted by: Mitt! at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (OalnH)
Looks more like a used car salesman to me.
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (AmoqO)
Is that one of those cable channels?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (1n+EO)
Local warlord at best.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (m9062)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (pPheI)
Have not heard anything.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Ultra pj at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: SS at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (xlrNs)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
That selfish kid killer kid distracted people from the 'Rats big George Floyd memorial theater.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It used to be considered an intermediate round between full-size battle rifle and pistol. The 30 caliber carbine, was smaller than the 30-06 M1 Garand, but larger than the 1911 pistol.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (tSKre)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (V6f9+)
yep, it was originally designed so a cavalryman could have a rifle he could draw one handed. Very widely used in the Old West.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:34 PM (trdmm)
It doesn't matter who votes for who.
It matters who gets the last chance to update the programs that "count".
Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 25, 2022 06:34 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 25, 2022 06:31 PM (V6f9+)
yep, it was originally designed so a cavalryman could have a rifle he could draw one handed. Very widely used in the Old West.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:34 PM (trdmm)
Mini 14 Ranch Rifle is a nice gun.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (pPheI)
Consider the level of debauchery he had to sink to, to do that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (jTmQV)
off, odd couple sock
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 06:32 PM (pPheI)
----------
I was just looking in to ask the same thing.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (uBlIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, that includes practice.
Posted by: MkY at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (cPGH3)
Really it shows just how weak democrats are among blacks sans Obama. Who still did jack shit for them beside call them folks. Hell even Hillary pretended to like hot sauce and fake am accent. I mean what else do they want?
If black Democrat really wanted low inflation and retrained government not forcing woke shibboleths they wouldn't be Democrats.
Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (0SrVS)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (S7une)
Tough to believe in a way isn't it. (yes)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (FVME7)
Cronyn and the Turtle are both not attending* the NRA convention due to ahem “scheduling” conflicts. Imagine that both of them had sudden schedule changes. Weird huh.
The gun ban is coming sooner than you think.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 25, 2022 06:36 PM (qYEbv)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 25, 2022 06:28 PM (KXkkH)
If so, it would be Reagan/Mondale '84 all over again. Newsome is despised everywhere outside of Ca.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:30 PM (trdmm)
Newsom can come off as not crazy and actually act competent for the cameras so IMHO that is all that counts in today's environment.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 25, 2022 06:36 PM (KXkkH)
Posted by: joe kidtoucher at May 25, 2022 06:36 PM (xt3ow)
Consider the level of debauchery he had to sink to, to do that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (jTmQV)
---------------
Piker.
Posted by: Hunter B at May 25, 2022 06:36 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 06:37 PM (r77w6)
Posted by: SS at May 25, 2022 06:33 PM (xlrNs
And Ted Cruz said it best - Her "path to the Presidency" lies through the Democrat Primary race, not the GOP's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:37 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:37 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:38 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (tKb8s)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (S7une)
Consider the level of debauchery he had to sink to, to do that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
While his "best friend" was working long hours on his campaign. Really reveals the guy's character.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (KXkkH)
Yes, save us from the horrors of an economic boom, energy independence, no new wars and peace breaking out in the Middle East.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (S7une)
He’s not. He a shit-stirrer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (P8k+X)
Consider the level of debauchery he had to sink to, to do that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (jTmQV)
***
Awful
Posted by: Joey Badfinger at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Barry Ofuckstick at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (dscaa)
The gun ban is coming sooner than you think.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 25, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH
No it's not, and this is one of the things I actually like about The Turtle and the rest of the GOP-e; they know how to do Nothing At All better than anybody else in Washington. They're experts at it. Whenever you want to lay a bet on what they're about to do, put it all on "Nothing At All".
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:38 PM (dscaa)
I don't know any specifics of her surgery. Lot of time, recovery can be quick.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I)
Gavin is an idiot and only plays well with the Hollywood crowd.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:41 PM (5pTK/)
a room, an award, and plastic sheeting on the floor. tell deniro he didn't make it.
Posted by: x at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: weew at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I)
I guess I meant not to worry if we don't hear today.
Posted by: Barry Ofuckstick at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (P8k+X)
In a weak defense of Obama that I already regret, odds are that some woke staffer wrote and posted that for him. Obama himself would never make that much effort for anything. Add to that the reality that he never said anything he wasn't told to say. He was just a lot better at doing it than Biden is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:43 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo
----
I had a really cool one in Wanted Dead or Alive
Posted by: Zombie Steve McQueen at May 25, 2022 06:43 PM (nVDxD)
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (f5Veu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:39 PM (S7une)
___________
He's blubbing about an utterly worthless career criminal who died with a bunch of fentanyl up his butt.
Curious choice for a hero.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:45 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
Bloomberg, who utterly flamed out in 2020?
Bill "Epstein" Gates?
Some other bozo who, like Bloomberg, doesn't have lots of practice in the public eye, and doesn't have the "no men" working for him who would actually work him over in debate practice, and so get him capable of handling the challenge?
Which of those left wing billionaires have the moral courage and humility to go through actual prep work, where their biggest issues are brought out and slammed at them?
Bloomberg didn't, and he actually had political experience. But he got ripped to shreds in his two debates, because he didn't have anyone working for him at a high level who was willing to do what was necessary to get him ready.
Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (XbP7q)
Gavin is an idiot and only plays well with the Hollywood crowd.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:41 PM (5pTK/)
____________
Oh God ... not ... George Clooney. If he gets elected, we DEFINITELY
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (woUN+)
This is why we can't just surrender the media and think we will coexist with these people. They have never heard any of these narratives challenged. Like any cult they created an echo chamber and just riled each other up into treasonous actions.
While we are doing much better, we are still not taking our perilous situation seriously enough. These people will cheer us being sent to camps because they never bothered to question their own Kool aid.
I hope God delivers us from these vipers because I know Mitch McConnell sure as hell won't.
Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (0SrVS)
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:10 PM (FVME7)
I'm glad he said it. Maybe now other people of color (listen up Hispanics) know exactly where they stand.
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (0OP+5)
Strange how that stutter works. Perhaps the WH should appoint a permanent stutter helper who can clarify nonsensical phrases coming out of Corn Pop's mouth, things like "dog faced pony soldier". That's not a stutter, that is political Tourette syndrome.
The conservatives can win in 2022 and 2024 but it's going to take some smarts and determination and a commitment to conservative ideals. Don't tell me, I know, but I can dream can't I?
Funny how I come to this site the most lately. I used to march over to National Review back when William Buckley's ghost still hung around.
Posted by: Arnold at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (PfqG+)
Ron Brown sez "join us... join us"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 05:23 PM (0mUYx)
Come..come play with us. Come play with us Joey....forever...and ever....and ever....and ever...
Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka THELonebadger at May 25, 2022 07:23 PM (lIDCz)
Posted by: JamesCarville at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (Qt1oO)
Posted by: Minuteman at May 25, 2022 10:02 PM (LaNzR)
How is best to live?
Never mind that let's debate
Beatles versus Stones
Posted by: Captain Haiku
Game on...Let the rumble begin.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:02 PM (Guqcm)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0662 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0231 seconds, 580 records returned.
Page size 278 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)