Nina Jankowicz: Criticizing Me Damages National Security

You nasty lunatic little goblin.

The woman tasked with policing disinformation was herself a bastion of... disinformation. I don't need to remind you of this embarrassing fiasco that engulfed the DHS. So, Janky left, and the thought police squad was put on hold for now. It could come back.

That didn't stop this woman from going on the liberal media circuit to say she was derailed by right-wing disinformation. The tantrum that occurred afterward is the best part because it exposes what this whole thought police was set up for, which is to help Democrats. You all know that--and I guess since the cat is out of the bag--they're admitting to it as well on some level.

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

Jankowicz says her political beliefs were always "checked at the door" of DHS.

"It is quite ironic that Republicans decontextualized a couple of tweets ... [and] parts of my personal life that have been picked on in this childish game in order to endanger our national security"

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze

Criticizing me is a threat to national security.

The "decontextualized tweets" is more disinformation. She means a single tweet in which she relayed Biden's claims about the laptop, which she later claimed were not her claims. Just something she was repeating from the debate.

Okay, fine, we'll take your word for it.

But you had eight other tweets from your own mouth calling, for example, the laptop "a Russian op" and the fact that it was abandoned at a computer repair shop a "fairy tale."

She literally just lies and lies and lies and lies and lies and lies.

That's all these people do.

I think the "parts of her private life" she's referring to are all the embarrassing, cringey "Wizard Rock" songs she did about f***ing Harry Potter.

That's fair game, Stanky Janky. I don't think that your extracurricular activities as an annoying Failed Theater Kid are disqualifying, but they are part of the psychological snapshot of you -- you're a spotlight-chasing narcissist who loves ruling over people. The very last person we'd want in the role of National Censor.

Of course, we'd want no one in this role, but we wouldn't want a validation-hungry, Twitter-Likes-Hunting narcissist with the job most of all.

I forget who said it, but obviously the "Disinformation Governance Board" will be back, with a new name, and also a new Executive Director.

And the new director won't be a clownish klout-chasing internet-fame obsessed Living Meme like Stanky Janky. It will be a dull gray grim bureaucratic assassin who never says anything uncontroversial, but who just censors speech with robotic efficiency.

The fight is only beginning. This Female Joker was nothing.

150 I had my doubts about Nina's nuanced and balanced approach but her buying into every single leftist hoax and going on MSNBC and CNN to make her case really sold me on her integrity.

Posted by: JackStraw



AllahPundit's favorite commentator and Future Hot Dog Entrepreneur Chris Hayes had no follow-ups when Stanky Janky pronounced herself a "nuanced, reasonable person" who was never a "partisan actor:"

Jimmy Dore had a lot of fun with that interview.

Posted by: Ace at 01:25 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (H94xl)

2 "Who do I have to f**k to be famous and powerful?"
She literally posted that on her media.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (jTmQV)

3 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

4 Stanky Janky pronounced herself a "nuanced, reasonable person" who was never a "partisan actor:"

Please list the Republicans for whom you have voted in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 01:26 PM (ZsR3z)

5
Corgis called

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (/U27+)

6 What, exactly, did Jankowicz do when she worked for Zelensky? She's such an odd, unlikable creature.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

7 Nina Jankowicz: Criticizing Me Damages National Security




And they say the US has no royalty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (5kI0z)

8 So nuanced. So reasonable.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (BKJQu)

9 Just like with Fauci and science, apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

10
"Who do I have to f**k to be famous and powerful?"
She literally posted that on her media.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (jTmQV)

___________

Ask Kamala

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (/U27+)

11 Himmler: Criticizing me hurts the war effort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (dNqv+)

12 If we want to talk about how terrorist attacks on American soil are national security issues and the ideologies that bred them are evil and must be stamped out by the force of government, can we talk about the Boston Bombers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

13 Nina Jankowicz: Criticizing Me Damages National Security
And they say the US has no royalty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine


Word

Posted by: Lese Majeste at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (ZsR3z)

14 Didn't Fauci or some other scumbag pull this same thing? Saying that discussing all his personal crimes is damaging to science, so we should all ignore how he pays to torture puppies and create genocidal plagues.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (/99pL)

15 Bitch stole my shtick!

Posted by: Tony "The Science" Fauci at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (P1f+c)

16 >>> 9 Just like with Fauci and science, apparently.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

Heh.

"I AM National Security!!!1!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (llON8)

17 9 Just like with Fauci and science, apparently.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

All of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (dNqv+)

18 Yikes. I that pic with Chris Hayes, she looks like Caitlin Jenner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

19 Harry Potter is to Millenials what the Beatles were to boomers. Both kinda suck and both are loved to death by the respective generation for no other Reason than it was THE thing when they were teenagers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (NwGdA)

20 Uncanny Valley face.

Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (9vQJW)

21 They have now lined up the architect of the Patriot Act, the fascist pig Michael Chertoff, to be the propagandist-in-chief. People like him and Stanky Janky need to be destroyed and hounded the rest of their lives for even thinking they can do this.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (nMx88)

22 19 Harry Potter is to Millenials what the Beatles were to boomers. Both kinda suck and both are loved to death by the respective generation for no other Reason than it was THE thing when they were teenagers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (NwGdA)

Did someone say suck?

Posted by: Kamala at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

23 I can't believe it's monkeypox season already. It seems like just yesterday we got the Ukraine decorations up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Fauci: I am The Science!

Jancowicz: I am National Security!

RMBS: Fuck the both of you with a flaming, barbed wire-wrapped pineapple. Sideways.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (h6/n7)

25 Translation: Criticizing Nina endangers the ruler's security.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (f5Veu)

26 Also I'm almost 100% certain one of those videos outs an interview with Kaitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (/99pL)

27 I'm not someone with room to comment on a person's appearance but...are you sure that's a chick?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (zhLdt)

28 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Rodney D. at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (qH6FZ)

29 20 Uncanny Valley face.
Posted by: Four Out Of Five Dentists Surveyed at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (9vQJW)

Probably uses a snapchat filter to make herself look young.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (dNqv+)

30
"Who do I have to f**k to be famous and powerful?"
She literally posted that on her media.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (jTmQV)


Willie Brown, Bill Clinton

Posted by: Just Lily at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (BKJQu)

31 *is

Posted by: Rbastid at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (/99pL)

32 She got cancellated because she has the most ill-fitting skin suit in the history of skin suits. Her face and mouth don't move right at all. It's like watching some horrible claymation feature for intellectually disabled children.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

33 24 Fauci: I am The Science!

Jancowicz: I am National Security!

RMBS: Fuck the both of you with a flaming, barbed wire-wrapped pineapple. Sideways.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (h6/n7)

Biden is the shit
Hunter is dope

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

34 Stanky Janky styles hanky panky.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (Qhnrt)

35 Harry Potter is to Millenials what the Beatles were to boomers.

And what the Great Depression and WWII were to the preceding generation. How shallow.

Posted by: Lese Majeste at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (ZsR3z)

36 Quite the modest one, ain't she?

Posted by: BignJames at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (AwYPR)

37
I am credentialed. You must obey me.

Posted by: Auspex at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (Xo3T0)

38 It was commented on last week, but...

"I'm going to give birth in a month, yes I'm in position to head the brand new government program starting today."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

39 She has all the nuance of dysentery at an orgy.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (wb1YC)

40 I don't think that your extracurricular activities as an annoying Failed Theater Kid are disqualifying, but they are part of the psychological snapshot of you -- you're a spotlight-chasing narcissist who loves ruling over people. The very last person we'd want in the role of National Censor.



That sums up every leftist that I have ever encountered.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (5kI0z)

41 39 She has all the nuance of dysentery at an orgy.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (wb1YC)

=========

Look...we don't have to bring monkeypox into every thread today, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

42 Why is her head always tilted to her right? She's like Igor from "Young Frankenstein," only not as cute.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (XIJ/X)

43 What was the WHO song, she's just a girl,, she's a boy...?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (GwxCX)

44 She should be on the Mount Rushmore for punchable faces. Resting bitch face? More like resting c*nt face.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (bNf8H)

45 The most amazing thing is that the left actually think Janky is a sympathetic character.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (oWBc3)

46 Not letting me stay up late is a threat to national security.

Posted by: My kids, in about a week at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (VGRuw)

47 Yeah... right.... DISinformation did not kill the board... INFORMATION did.

All people did was repost things SHE HAD PUT OUT IN PUBLIC HERSELF.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (oHd/0)

48 41 39 She has all the nuance of dysentery at an orgy.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (wb1YC)

=========

Look...we don't have to bring monkeypox into every thread today, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

That's just the side effects of the latest vaccine

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

49 If you see Wolfus, please tell him the name of the song he's looking for is "Patches".

Posted by: creeper at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (cTCuP)

50 La sécurité de l'état c'est moi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (kf6Ak)

51 43 What was the WHO song, she's just a girl,, she's a boy...?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (GwxCX)

Dude looks like a lady!

Posted by: Aerosmith at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

52 Let's not forget. This vile woman performed a song about getting turned on peeking at little girls in public restrooms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

53 42 Why is her head always tilted to her right? She's like Igor from "Young Frankenstein," only not as cute.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (XIJ/X)

I've noticed that tic, too.

Autism?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (nMx88)

54 Someone sure got hit with the deluxe(c) ugly stick.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (p+1gI)

55 In every screengrab of her she looks either smug AF or ugly AF.

That’s quite the accomplishment.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (2fw+J)

56 Why is her head always tilted to her right? She's like Igor from "Young Frankenstein," only not as cute.

It's the head tilt of compassion. It's very popular among libs. Almost as annoying: the tented fingers and staring off into the distance that Chris Hayes is doing. Because his thoughts are so deep, he's trying to express them in ways you peons will understand.

Posted by: Lese Majeste at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (ZsR3z)

57 Wasn't this "totes non-partisan" who "checks her politics at the door" one of the people online who was insisting that the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation?

But no doubt she did that in a totally non-partisan way!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (MvHI3)

58 52 Let's not forget. This vile woman performed a song about getting turned on peeking at little girls in public restrooms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

Just another symptom of the current regime.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

59 She got really snippy when the trolls kept posting empty egg cartons on all of her posts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (v31Ye)

60 It must be fun being at the very center of the universe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (sWM8x)

61 I've got to say that, *in still pictures*, Nina ain't bad-looking. Her voice would be more annoying than Fran Drescher's Nanny-voice, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (txdEq)

62 Should a 38 week preggo really be starting a new job?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (kf6Ak)

63 Nina damages national security.

Not that we have a nation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (XvPQV)

64 54 Someone sure got hit with the deluxe(c) ugly stick.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (p+1gI)

Hey, be nice, that stick is her dad (and her mother's dildo).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

65 32 She got cancellated because she has the most ill-fitting skin suit in the history of skin suits. Her face and mouth don't move right at all. It's like watching some horrible claymation feature for intellectually disabled children.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

Damn what the hell am I thinking of? There was a show or book that talked about demons or aliens who stole skin suits by murdering people, but the suits did not line up perfectly. As the story progressed the suits (for example at the mouth) did not line up perfectly.

MIB is the one I can think of off the top of my head (Edgar), but it seemed like it was a horror trope in a couple things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)

66 In every screengrab of her she looks either smug AF or ugly AF.

That’s quite the accomplishment.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (2fw+J)

She's smugly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

67 DHS has 250,000 employees?
And who have they caught lately?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (jTmQV)

68 smugly.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (E0NVW)

69 Fauci: I am The Science!

Jancowicz: I am National Security!

We are the world, we alter the children, we are the ones who make everyone gay so let's start given..

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (GwxCX)

70 Also, she has a masculine jaw

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (kf6Ak)

71 Why is her head always tilted to her right? She's like Igor from "Young Frankenstein," only not as cute.

***

She's Abby Normal.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (wb1YC)

72 Why is her head always tilted to her right? She's like Igor from "Young Frankenstein," only not as cute.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (XIJ/X)

Not surprising you carry a torch for Marty Feldman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)

73 67 DHS has 250,000 employees?
And who have they caught lately?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (jTmQV)

They do a lot of releasing with those caught.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

74 Love the Chris Hayes hotdog vendor post

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:36 PM (XvPQV)

75
Skanky Janky - "Who do I have to f**k to be famous and powerful?"

Juarez Donkey #4 @ The Donkey show(tm)
*perks up*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 23, 2022 01:36 PM (UgAdJ)

76 If you see Wolfus, please tell him the name of the song he's looking for is "Patches".
Posted by: creeper at May 23, 2022


***
The Dickey Lee song later covered by Clarence Carter? A sad song indeed, but not ghostly. No, I think somebody spotted it in the last thread, "Laurie (Strange Things Happen)."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:37 PM (txdEq)

77 Nina is one of the uglier clown whores I've seen. Who did her makeup, Bozo?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:37 PM (XvPQV)

78 How dare you criticize me for the words I've actually said and the words that I have actually written! All out of context plebes!

Here is link to Washington Examiner story on State Farm and their pushing trans books on 5 year olds in Florida.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9brfh9

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 01:37 PM (oiNtH)

79 DHS has 250,000 employees?
And who have they caught lately?

Posted by: gourmand du jour




Almost one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:37 PM (5kI0z)

80 Also, she has a masculine jaw

***

With her jaw and a good mule, you could homestead 19th century Kansas.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 01:37 PM (wb1YC)

81 > She has all the nuance of dysentery at an orgy.

Did y'all see that ground zero for numerous cases of monkey pox was a gay orgy festival in Belgium?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 01:37 PM (i0wNm)

82 Russian state TV spokesperson says the quiet part out loud:
"Either we win this or it all ends very badly for humanity..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (jTmQV)

83 What's funny is if her mission was so important, why did Biden shit can her?

That's really who shut her down, Biden. It wasn't conservative tweets that simply linked cringey videos she made public.

What this whole spectacle taught me is the Deep State really aren't the Machiavelli 4D chess masters we make them out to be, it's just a bunch of people we'd laugh at anywhere else in life. We can beat this people.

Posted by: Blago at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (PwNLq)

84 The fight is only beginning. This clown was nothing.

It's one of their ploys - put out something garishly offensive, withdraw it, calm the water then send in the lethal gray man.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (pBly4)

85 The disinfo governance board was stood up about the same time Musk made his offer for Twitter. It's no secret that Twitter was acting as a de facto disinfo board for the junta. Twitter had been censoring conservatives and the right for years before Janky Poppins appeared on the scene. Her appointment was a total disaster but now that Chertoff is at the helm you can bet the governance board will be off and running... just in time for the mid-terms.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (BFigT)

86 So if I understand her correctly from the clip, the criticism of her was (a) disinformation and (b) jeopardizes national security, which means ipso facto that it would have fallen under the purview of the Board she was ostensibly to oversee, and the Board would have been completely justified in shutting down criticism of her.

What an amazing self own to entirely validate the opposition.

Posted by: benjamin at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (MNOnb)

87 If Nina wants an opportunity to recover her governmental authority she can extract it from the tip of my penis.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (dp3Bn)

88 That story about State Farm donating kiddie books touting the wonders of transgenderism to Florida schools is even worse than it first seemed.

State Farm is making this a national initiative:

"Nationwide, approximately 550 State Farm agents and employees will have the opportunity to donate this three-book bundle to their local teacher, community center, or library of their choice," Soto wrote in the email.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (MvHI3)

89
Out: "I AM SCIENCE!"
In: "I AM NATIONAL SECURITY!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (PDnth)

90 Jimmy Dore's awesome and hilarious Fisking and take-down of Taylor Lorenz's defense of Jankowicz is a must-see:

https://tinyurl.com/3k6zx69j

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (HsAzN)

91 I would imagine you'd want to burn the toilet seat after Stanky Janky used it. Nobody wants Scarypopinitis.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (tDEa7)

92 I've got to say that, *in still pictures*, Nina ain't bad-looking. Her voice would be more annoying than Fran Drescher's Nanny-voice, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM

Huh? Fran Drescher was/is hot her voice was an over the top act, it's still annoying in real life but she's still hot. Wanky Janaky? No, nuh uh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (GwxCX)

93
In every screengrab of her she looks either smug AF or ugly AF.

That’s quite the accomplishment.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


She contorts into The Scream.

https://tinyurl.com/4d228tjc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

94 The alleged "Disinformation Campaign," against this tw*t, was literally re-playing her videos, tweets, and writings.

These people are maniacs and psychopaths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (2Nu7s)

95 The Aussie 100 meter hurdles “warm up dance” girl, Michele Jenneke> Nina Yankovic

Posted by: Rex B at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (B/g/o)

96 Also, she has a masculine jaw

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (kf6Ak)

Samson coulda' made good use of that jaw.

Posted by: BignJames at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (AwYPR)

97 What this whole spectacle taught me is the Deep State really aren't the Machiavelli 4D chess masters we make them out to be, it's just a bunch of people we'd laugh at anywhere else in life. We can beat this people.

Posted by: Blago at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (PwNLq)
84 The fight is only beginning. This clown was nothing.

It's one of their ploys - put out something garishly offensive, withdraw it, calm the water then send in the lethal gray man.


Amusing juxtaposition.

Posted by: Lese Majeste at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (ZsR3z)

98 Did y'all see that ground zero for numerous cases of monkey pox was a gay orgy festival in Belgium?
---
I thought it was Spain, but no matter. We won't be hearing about it any more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (sWM8x)

99 If Nina wants an opportunity to recover her governmental authority she can extract it from the tip of my penis.

You really shouldn't let that anywhere near your penis, she could trans you with her jaw.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)

100 Is Joe back from Korea yet? Would anyone knew if he stayed gone?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (oWBc3)

101 94 The alleged "Disinformation Campaign," against this tw*t, was literally re-playing her videos, tweets, and writings.

These people are maniacs and psychopaths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (2Nu7s)

So, like Obama giving the Queen of England copies of his speeches as a gift.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

102 I thought she was Quentin Tarantino's twin sister.

Posted by: observer at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (iqs+B)

103 Lanterns look at her and say: "Now that's a jaw."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (HsAzN)

104 Also, she has a masculine jaw

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:35 PM (kf6Ak)


Mostly when she has a penis in her mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 01:40 PM (s2VJv)

105 >>> What was the WHO song, she's just a girl,, she's a boy...?

Athena.

i thought it was "she's just a girl (she's a WHORE)"

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (AkbRF)

106 Seen better tricks at the carnival.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (vPs+K)

107 Is the AOS styleguide "Scary Poppins"?

I thought it was "Weird Gal Janky Bitch". Correct me if I'm mistaken.

I remember President Clinton's wife was admonishing everyone years ago about how the internet needed to be reined in. Can't have the serfs talking amongst themselves ya know.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (08aYg)

108 Also, the entire "disinformation campaign" she's complaining about was made by her. LOLGF.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (ZGrMX)

109 102 I thought she was Quentin Tarantino's twin sister.
Posted by: observer

Omg
Spot on

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (kf6Ak)

110 I looked it up to be sure. Dickey Lee had the initial release of "Patches," about a (white) sharecropper family fallen on hard times. Clarence Carter's more famous version came along in 1970.

It's amusing to look at the history of some famous records. Glen Campbell originally released "Gentle On My Mind" in 1967. It didn't do too well. After "By the Time I Get to Phoenix" was a hit, the record company re-leased "Gentle," and it became another big hit for Glen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (txdEq)

111 >>>Chertoff is at the helm you can bet the governance board will be off and running... just in time for the mid-terms.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
----------------

Michael Chertoff, GWB's knife?
That sh*t?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (pBly4)

112 106 Seen better tricks at the carnival.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (vPs+K)

$20 bucks same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

113 The alleged "Disinformation Campaign," against this tw*t, was literally re-playing her videos, tweets, and writings.

These people are maniacs and psychopaths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
____

That she created for public consumption about these very topics.

It wasn't like someone hid a camera somewhere and caught her doing something dumb in private.

Posted by: Blago at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (PwNLq)

114 Marty Feldman Eyes

https://tinyurl.com/2p86nedm

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (dNqv+)

115 Is the AOS styleguide "Scary Poppins"?

"Scary Poppins" is the general conservative version. The HQ variant is "Scary Poopins", which is much funnier.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (ZGrMX)

116 what the fuck does "decontextualized" mean?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (p03vF)

117 It hurts when you get decontextualized.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (63Dwl)

118 They lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie because no matter how hypocritical, brazen, and ludicrous the lies are, the corporate media provides continued cover fire for them.

Posted by: RM at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (U3LtS)

119 Let's not forget. This vile woman performed a song about getting turned on peeking at little girls in public restrooms.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

***

Go on...

Posted by: pResident Spongebrain Shitpants at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (flINI)

120 State Farm's trans turn is going to go down really well in the Heartland.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (oWBc3)

121 116 what the fuck does "decontextualized" mean?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (p03vF)

Trying to say that a text our of context is a pretext, but I think that's just how the Disinformation Board works.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

122 Maybe she could sell razor blades for Gillette.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (sWM8x)

123
Technically you are not a whore if you give it away

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (FqeDb)

124 95 The Aussie 100 meter hurdles “warm up dance” girl, Michele Jenneke
Posted by: Rex B at May 23, 2022 01:39 PM (B/g/o)

I just wanted to highlight Michele again. https://youtu.be/POmuoyiKq3E

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (XvPQV)

125 116 what the fuck does "decontextualized" mean?
___________

I think it's supposed to mean "taken out of context."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (MvHI3)

126 If we now have a court willing to overturn Roe vs Wade, I'm thinking the first time a "government disinformation board" tries to shut down speech they don't like, It's going to be shut down and maybe with even a few liberal justices joining the opinion.

But there I go being Pollyanna.

Posted by: Blago at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (PwNLq)

127 Let's dispense with "social media" or "her media"

It's called the "Internet".

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (08aYg)

128 decontextualized a couple of tweets

"Decontextualized," heh. Like that's gonna sell to anyone. This is just a big PR campaign to try to rehabilitate her image on the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

129 123
Technically you are not a whore if you give it away

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (FqeDb)

True, that would make you a slut.
But what if nobody wants what you're selling, much less what you're trying to give away?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

130 38 weeks pregnant?! That means someone was attracted to her for at least an hour, which makes me worry about our country.

Posted by: pookysgirl, putting in earplugs at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (XKZwp)

131 If Nina wants an opportunity to recover her governmental authority she can extract it from the tip of my penis.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM


I'm a renowned non-partisan National Security Expert, not a mohel!

Posted by: Nina J. at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (a3Q+t)

132 Interesting... no mentions in her bios of Parents, or WHERE she was born.

And she says she is married, but did not take his name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

133 "Decontextualized" is when you get caught accidentally telling the truth, now you do the a** covering...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (jTmQV)

134
Michael Chertoff, GWB's knife?
That sh*t?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 01:41 PM (pBly4)

The assumption, possibly correct, is cancerous cucks like Romney and Graham will vote to confirm a fellow fascist pig.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (nMx88)

135 what the fuck does "decontextualized" mean?

It's fancy post modernism for "taken out of context".

If there's a context where a musical theatre performance about sucking Harry Potter's wand isn't cringey I'd like her to explain it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

136 I thought “Scary Poopins” was Amber Heard. So hard to keep up around here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (moRe/)

137 Anon News interviewed someone on scene of Poso's detention who seems to be in charge, but isn't in uniform.

Some takeaways:
The Swiss cops don't like being filmed.
There's some interesting "logic" here. We have to have a reason to detain people so of course we have one. This is a routine police action. No, I won't explain what our reason is.

Oh, and please delete your recording.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (i0wNm)

138 120 State Farm's trans turn is going to go down really well in the Heartland.
__________

It's bizarre that they would do this right after seeing what happened to Disney.

Apparently some people never learn.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (MvHI3)

139
The Plan (tm) was for her to show how non-partisan she was by pretending to protect "Republicans" from "disinformation," too.

The Plan was to select certain "Republicans" such as cheney, murkowski, etc. and set the record straight for them, too, not just biden and the Democrats. (Similar to how Fake News has certain fake "Republicans" and fake "conservatives" on their tv shows to show their non-bias.)

You see, it was always going to be "right wing disinformation," no matter who it was against.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (p9mLh)

140 BREAKING: Monkeypox origin discovered!


https://tinyurl.com/2p9w3rvx

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (BUkh8)

141 @116: "what the fuck does 'decontextualized' mean?"

It really means re-contextualized in an unflattering way, and often in a more truthful way that the original speaker was trying to avoid.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (4NlP1)

142 132 Interesting... no mentions in her bios of Parents, or WHERE she was born.

And she says she is married, but did not take his name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

Well, to be fair, most turkey basters are not named.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

143
"Aborted Truth Czar" ought to be an approved label for Stanky Janky.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

144 116 what the fuck does "decontextualized" mean?


Whatever we say it means.

Posted by: Mini-True at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (f5Veu)

145 120 State Farm's trans turn is going to go down really well in the Heartland.
---
This has to be the dumbest move any business has ever made. SF is huge here and they're going to suffer for this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (sWM8x)

146 Those little black diamonds in the text are poop pile emojis that pixey can't read?

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (Y274z)

147 She's complaining about death threats, has she heard MTG's voicemails.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (NpAcC)

148 This what happens:

When you've never encountered any push back or opposing view point

Defend your idea (without the weight of an administrative state behind you)

Because you live in a bubble the cringy videos are received to applause rather than WTF?

I don't care if you're pregnant. If it does matter, then I can choose to either hire a guy or the unpregnant chick.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (NfVxv)

149 The Left had it made when private companies could censor everything they didn't like.

But if Musk's purchase goes through, it's like "Radio Free Europe". Twitter really is the public square now, losing control of that is a major coup for our side.

Posted by: Blago at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (PwNLq)

150 I had my doubts about Nina's nuanced and balanced approach but her buying into every single leftist hoax and going on MSNBC and CNN to make her case really sold me on her integrity.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

151 Fauci: attacking me is attacking the holy sepulchre of Science.

Crazy Censorship Bitch: attacking me is a rhreat to national security.

Notice a trend?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (RwFyf)

152
It's bizarre that they would do this right after seeing what happened to Disney.

Apparently some people never learn.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (MvHI3)

Blago nailed it earlier: these people are cringe stupid and ineffective and can be defeated if anyone wants to bother.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (nMx88)

153 Her appointment was a total disaster but now that Chertoff is at the helm you can bet the governance board will be off and running... just in time for the mid-terms.

Posted by: Martini Farmer




I have been told by people that should know, that DC has been ordering tech to censor news and opinions for a very long time, without any official board.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (5kI0z)

154 Obviously, gov't officials now become the embodiment of their position, like the kings of old. The king was the people. Fauci is Science. Jank is National Security.

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 01:47 PM (EpDzw)

155 The Lefty head tilt is definitely a thing.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 23, 2022 01:47 PM (t6t6M)

156 Michelle Jenneke = Allison Stokke >>>>>>>>>>>> Nina Jankowicz

Posted by: Lese Majeste at May 23, 2022 01:47 PM (ZsR3z)

157 I had to get a Secret security clearance once. I would assume Jankowicz would need one for her level of involvement. How on Earth did she receive one, being the emotional and vindictive wreck she clearly is? This is not the temperament of anyone charged to handle such highly volatile subject matter -- she's both fragile and an enormous blabbermouth. Kind of a prime target for foreign actors to manipulate, no?

Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2022 01:48 PM (gS3OW)

158 150 I had my doubts about Nina's nuanced and balanced approach but her buying into every single leftist hoax and going on MSNBC and CNN to make her case really sold me on her integrity.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

What Jack is saying is he wants to play Robert Wagner to her Natalie Wood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:48 PM (dNqv+)

159 #145

Nobody likes paying insurance. They go for the lowest rates.
So at least we can redicule SF.

Farmer's should run Nelson Muntz ads against SF.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 01:48 PM (Y274z)

160 When I grow up I want to be like my hero Nina Jankowicz.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at May 23, 2022 01:48 PM (d9ssf)

161 She's complaining about death threats, has she heard MTG's voicemails.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (NpAcC)

I'll take Things the Never Happened for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 01:49 PM (EpDzw)

162 What's made out of Wood and doesn't float?

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 01:49 PM (Y274z)

163 I want Nina Jankowicz for her beautiful mind !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (d9ssf)

164 88 That story about State Farm donating kiddie books touting the wonders of transgenderism to Florida schools is even worse than it first seemed.

State Farm is making this a national initiative:

"Nationwide, approximately 550 State Farm agents and employees will have the opportunity to donate this three-book bundle to their local teacher, community center, or library of their choice," Soto wrote in the email.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (MvHI3)
------------
I will now refer to them as State Groom.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (PDnth)

165 "The fight is only beginning. This Female Joker was nothing."

Yup. The regular media will bootstrap by saying that the alt right harassed a fine young woman out unjustly, but now we have an expert of absolute moral authority for the position. And we're not gonna put up with you bigots and misogynists anymore.

And Andy McCarthy SE Cupp or whoever will say the assassin is a person of unquestioned honesty and objectivity so not to worry.

Posted by: RM at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (U3LtS)

166 and can be defeated if anyone wants to bother.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (nMx8

Very few, it seems, will be bothered.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (RwFyf)

167
All this bogus "department" was going to do was LABEL all their political enemies "disinformation" and never explain how it is "disinformation."

Her job was to call everyone and everything "disinformation" like a fucking parrot.

It's like that stupid southern poverty law center scam of an organization: their entire purpose for existing is to Label non-leftists "hate groups." Same goes for the "anti-defamation league."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (p9mLh)

168 @153: "I have been told by people that should know, that DC has been ordering tech to censor news and opinions for a very long time, without any official board."

The federal bureaucracy doesn't have to order from the top down per se. There's plenty of middle management throughout all of big tech that's happily aligned along similar lines and objectives. Only rarely do they need to be reoriented with a gentle nudge.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (4NlP1)

169 If Nina wants an opportunity to recover her governmental authority she can extract it from the tip of my penis.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM


*perks up*

Posted by: A candiru at May 23, 2022 01:51 PM (h6/n7)

170 The federal bureaucracy doesn't have to order from the top down per se. There's plenty of middle management throughout all of big tech that's happily aligned along similar lines and objectives.

Lotta buffers.

Posted by: Lese Majeste at May 23, 2022 01:51 PM (ZsR3z)

171 Clearly her critics just want to date her.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2022 01:51 PM (MxEKc)

172 All the cool kids get death threats, honey. "I don't deserve..."

Neither do we, dear, neither do we. And yet, here we are listening to your demented screeching because you had your widdle feewings hurt. Just, please, go away.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 23, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx)

173 Wait. Is she aborted or erstwhile? I'm confused.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 01:52 PM (jYQlA)

174 @155: "The Lefty head tilt is definitely a thing."

Variant of resting bitch face with extra woke condescension.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:52 PM (4NlP1)

175 There's a Disney Princess meme thingy that says, the more you look at it, the worse it gets. It appears, at first glance, to just be the usual compilation of multi-culti princesses, but when you look closely, you see third arms, huge noses, beards, etc. That's Janky. Cursory glance, nothing, close look...

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 01:52 PM (fj2YZ)

176 Anonymous sources tell me Neon Jankowicz is having an affair with Admiral Levine.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

177
btw, has there ever been a more ironic (or oxymoronic?) name of an organization literally dedicated to slinging defamation without pause than the so-called "anti-defamation league?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 01:52 PM (p9mLh)

178 @157: "Kind of a prime target for foreign actors to manipulate, no?"

Even easier for domestic actors though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:53 PM (4NlP1)

179
And she says she is married, but did not take his name.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

His? Are we sure it's a guy?

This being 2022, if it turns out she's "married" to Taylor Lorenz, would anyone be shocked?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 01:53 PM (YV6PJ)

180 176 Anonymous sources tell me Neon Jankowicz is having an affair with Admiral Levine.
Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

Two dudes on a 'Date'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:53 PM (dNqv+)

181 What's made out of Wood and doesn't float?
Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 01:49 PM (Y274z)

***

Natalie

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 23, 2022 01:53 PM (flINI)

182 So apparently The Junta is contemplating putting US troops at the US embassy in Kyev.


These f**king maniacs are going to murder us all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (2Nu7s)

183 is "ellipsis" still here?

330 morons love to sperg out on inconsequentalia such as this

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (DJFLF)

(trying to determine if this was aimed at me)

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (8ETWp)


no, this was sort of an aside, a stage whisper if you will

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (BUkh8)

184 what the fuck does "decontextualized" mean?
___________

I think it's supposed to mean "taken out of context."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:43 PM (MvHI3)

so using a fancy word where a normal phrase or word will work.

time to quote slim pickens. she uses her mouth prettier than a 20 dollar whore.

incidently...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (p03vF)

185 Yea, Janky's bitching about disinformation being spread around seems pretty self owning. She's apparently not only a mental case but thin skinned as well.

Someone thought that'd be a perfect fit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (BFigT)

186 We lucked out big time that the first disinformation czar was a millennial famewhore whose acting career never panned out. She had so much ridiculous stuff posted online to make fun of, and ridicule is kryptonite to the toxic left.

The powers that be want this panel badly, to control tech and therefore control us as tech consumers. They will not make this mistake again. Scrubbing social media presences as we speak. Next czar will be a boring Alan Greenspan type, or a Karine type whose minority or LGBT status means criticism is verboten.

Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (jfXTd)

187 "The Lefty head tilt is definitely a thing."

Tim Blair used to (may still) do regular pieces showing the "compassionate head tilt" leftists do all the time. It was hilariously consistent and repeated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

188 Who's the short haired doe-eyed smokeshow lady on CBS?

Posted by: I. NeedtoKnow at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (0IlMA)

189 Wow - she looks an awful lot like Bruce Jenner in drag. Not a compliment, by the way.

Posted by: Just Dave at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (2c25S)

190 "What's made out of Wood and doesn't float?"

A witch!

Posted by: a peasant at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (a57S/)

191 She is a piece of work, ain't she.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (F1vmP)

192 @184: "so using a fancy word where a normal phrase or word will work."

Kinda, except "taken out of context" makes it sound like an innocent mistake, whereas decontextualized implies nefarious manipulation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (4NlP1)

193 State Farm is the largest auto and home insurer in the nation. It is listed as 36th biggest company in the Fortune 500.

It will be an absolute pleasure to watch their fall down the stairs and the injuries that will ensue.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

194 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (jYQlA)

195 163 I want Nina Jankowicz for her beautiful mind !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (d9ssf)

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"A Beautiful Mind" reboot on poor, misunderstood Nina Skankybitch's having pioneered the field of Disinformation Game Theory all while performing her one-woman, multiple personality disordered off-Beltway musical of Cats coming #Soon from Disney.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (M+P+J)

196 Another trivia bit in the music biz. A guy named Don Schlitz (yes, spelled like the beer) wrote and released a country tune around 1976. It went nowhere. A year or so later Kenny Rogers, reinventing himself as a country artist, scooped it up and turned it into a hit that launched a media juggernaut of TV Movies about the song's title character as played by Rogers himself: "The Gambler."

I wonder if Schlitz signed away all rights to that song, or was prescient enough to hang onto something -- maybe even the rights to The Gambler himself. Probably not, as The Gambler dies in the song, and it would not be immediately obvious how to make a long-running series out of him. (Prequels, baby, prequels --!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (txdEq)

197 We got rolled again. The Janowitz lunaric was a set up to divert attention from the Board itself. Outrage was spent piling on her, and now she's sacrificed and the rock-ribbed paragon of reason Chertoff steps in and all is well.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (RwFyf)

198 I believe she got death threats, because they're a dime a dozen online. I have gotten death threats before, and I'm nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

199 What Jack is saying is he wants to play Robert Wagner to her Natalie Wood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:48 PM (dNqv+)

that's... that's a thing of beauty. well played...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (p03vF)

200 How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022


***
Warts on her hoo-ha?

(No, I don't want to investigate.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (txdEq)

201 24 Fauci: I am The Science!

Jancowicz: I am National Security!

RMBS: Fuck the both of you with a flaming, barbed wire-wrapped pineapple. Sideways.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (h6/n7)


May all of their ilk experience Chinese (Wuhu) water torture with hydrofluoric acid rather than H2O

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (vkS2Z)

202 Compassionate leftist head tilt? Now I'm looking at my Jack Russell in a new way. Thanks.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (oWBc3)

203 California Democratic Party secretary Melahat Rafiei has resigned her state and national positions after being implicated in an ongoing probe of alleged bribery in negotiations between the city of Anaheim and the Los Angeles Angels over a stadium.

The Los Angeles Times reported Sunday:

Rafiei, who has been accused of trying to bribe public officials in a mushrooming federal corruption probe, is also leaving her post as a member of the Democratic National Committee. She did not respond Sunday to a request for comment, but acknowledged in the letter that she was a confidential witness in the FBI probe of the proposed $320-million sale of Angel Stadium land.

Federal investigators said in a court filing that they believe there was fraud, bribery, obstruction of justice, witness tampering and other corruption in the negotiations between Anaheim and the Angels over the proposed sale.

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

204 191 She is a piece of work, ain't she.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 01:55 PM (F1vmP)

She is an "Expert".

Posted by: Javems at May 23, 2022 01:57 PM (AmoqO)

205 "want to clean up before dinner on the island?"
"no thanks, I'll wash up on shore."

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty Natalie and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 01:57 PM (hWaIR)

206 When you think about it, every lie is merely "missing context".

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 01:57 PM (2PaTu)

207 Ace, this article is both cruel and a blatant attack on Demonrat security.

You have upped your game!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (lrEMD)

208 Nina Jankowicz: Criticizing Me Damages National Security

Hey-I'm workin' the SCIENCE side of the street

Posted by: Big Tony Fauci's Grindr account at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (b0ajG)

209 @198: "... because they're a dime a dozen online."

Just as cheap in real life when you live near a major urban bus station and interact with homeless folks. Except they do sometimes implode a take others with them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (4NlP1)

210 Who's the short haired doe-eyed smokeshow lady on CBS?

See, to me she looks like she's one Hugo Boss uniform from running a concentration camp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

211 Ace, what are you doing to Our Democracy!?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (8Sqzu)

212 182 So apparently The Junta is contemplating putting US troops at the US embassy in Kyev.


These f**king maniacs are going to murder us all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (2Nu7s)

The whole point of placing the troops at the embassy is to have them killed and to whip up the public into a pro-war frenzy. We will be lucky not to be in a nuclear war if this drags on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (nMx88)

213 A new candidate for canal duty.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (0OmEj)

214 Should a 38 week preggo really be starting a new job?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (kf6Ak)


Worked out for Pete.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (zhLdt)

215 Know we would be hearing from this wicked Witch again

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 23, 2022 01:59 PM (VmFEo)

216 @206: "When you think about it, every lie is merely "missing context"."

(Insert nodding Jack Nicholson GIF here.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 01:59 PM (4NlP1)

217 198 I believe she got death threats, because they're a dime a dozen online. I have gotten death threats before, and I'm nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:56 PM (KZzsI)


I scream death threats out my window at perfect strangers every morning while trying to drive to work (I'm looking at you, Tesla drivers slow-poke-driving in the left lane and Google buses screwing everything up). Who hasn't had death threats in their life?

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 23, 2022 01:59 PM (vkS2Z)

218 Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?


One blew this way and the other blew that way...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 23, 2022 01:59 PM (flINI)

219 His? Are we sure it's a guy?
This being 2022, if it turns out she's "married" to Taylor Lorenz, would anyone be shocked?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 01:53 PM (YV6PJ)

She wanted to fuck Harry Potter, so I'm guessing there's some hetero in her.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (La6gB)

220 212 182 So apparently The Junta is contemplating putting US troops at the US embassy in Kyev.
----------------
I believe we've had an embassy in Kyev for a long, long time. Troops, not so much. CIA Spooks a long, long time, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (8Sqzu)

221 I think the idea of saying Disinformation brought down their little whoreboard is to:

1. Maintain the fiction that the Board's mission was both noble and necessary, as opposed to gratuitous and political

2. Let the "enemy" know they are coming back to punish twice as hard

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (2PaTu)

222

What's This??

What the fuckingfuck is this fuckingshit??

Cocksucking california police department in Sacrafuckingmento came up with a caper: "Guns For Gas"

And they're pretending the response is "overwhelming."
What's next? "Guns For Food?"

Guns For Fucking Electricrity and fucking Water??
Give us your fucking guns and we'll let you live??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (p9mLh)

223 116 "what the fuck"

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (p03vF)

Like this. Selective quotations and quotations out of the original context can misrepresent a person's views.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (b2nrj)

224 Honey, you take care of the dogs, I'll feed the fish.

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe on the way out the Door at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (flINI)

225 I believe she got death threats, because they're a dime a dozen online. I have gotten death threats before, and I'm nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



If you are not receiving death threats, you are being too passive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (5kI0z)

226
The whole point of placing the troops at the embassy is to have them killed and to whip up the public into a pro-war frenzy. We will be lucky not to be in a nuclear war if this drags on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (nMx8


wait a minute...

Posted by: Beruit at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (f5Veu)

227 That first thumb of Janky looks just like the internet troll meme. Same shape. Same expression.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (wBpKf)

228 "want to clean up before dinner on the island?"
"no thanks, I'll wash up on shore."
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty Natalie and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 01:57 PM (hWaIR)

thank god i wasn't drinking when i read that... lol

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:01 PM (p03vF)

229 >>> 52 Let's not forget. This vile woman performed a song about getting turned on peeking at little girls in public restrooms.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

I somehow missed reading about *that* part of her repertoire.

"PizzaGate is totes crazy talk!!!" -- MSDNCBSXiNNABC

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:01 PM (llON8)

230 188 Who's the short haired doe-eyed smokeshow lady on CBS?
Posted by: I. NeedtoKnow

Flag called!! Assuming facts not in evidence.

"Lady" w/ boy's haircut. - Judges

Posted by: Scott_T at May 23, 2022 02:01 PM (2waQ7)

231 Who hasn't had death threats in their life?

I mean, there are degrees of severity. Angry internt loser: meh. Crazy guy mumbling into his bottle of Mogen David 20-20, not so bad. Note made up of letters cut out of a magazine: troubling. Whispered words from the hit man in an elevator: severe danger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

232 There's a good chance the "Biden" Administration nominated this stupid bitch BECAUSE of the things that took her out. We are dealing with clowns, whore and fools here. Chertoff, if anything, is worse and the fact this even has gotten this far shows what a sad condition into which the United States has descended.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (nMx88)

233 I've got to say that, *in still pictures*, Nina ain't bad-looking. Her voice would be more annoying than Fran Drescher's Nanny-voice, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022
*
Huh? Fran Drescher was/is hot her voice was an over the top act, it's still annoying in real life but she's still hot. Wanky Janaky? No, nuh uh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022


***
Oh, yes, Fran was hot, and her Nanny-voice was exaggerated for the character. This Nina creature is mildly attractive -- but in still pictures. On video, she seems . . . peculiar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (txdEq)

234 Why is Nina's face scrunched over to the right side? Why does she talk out of the right side of her mouth? I fear for our national security.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (qpX6U)

235 39 She has all the nuance of dysentery at an orgy.

----
Built-in lubrication?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (qfLjt)

236 Christa McAuliffe took a vacation all over Florida.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (hWaIR)

237 Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?

One blew this way and the other blew that way...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 23, 2022 01:59 PM (flINI)

did you know she had dandruff?

yeah, they found her head and shoulders...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (p03vF)

238 So apparently The Junta is contemplating putting US troops at the US embassy in Kiev.

=====


Top Men.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (F1vmP)

239 The death threat claim is literal disinformation.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (2PaTu)

240 quite a bit off topic, but this redstate article:

redstate-bonchie/2022/05/23/they-want-you-to-suffer-n568547
(replace the - with dot com/)
"They want you to suffer"

That's been my theme for the past week+. Does someone at redstate read my comments?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (N1tpc)

241 I believe she got death threats, because they're a dime a dozen online. I have gotten death threats before, and I'm nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

If you are not receiving death threats, you are being too passive.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (5kI0z)

Damn it, that's my problem.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (XvPQV)

242
Of Course They're Going To Do This!

Let's make gas and food really expensive!
Let's make people CHOOSE between defending themselves and their property and being able to drive to work and feeding themselves!

You want gas and food?
Okay, all it will cost is your gun. For now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (p9mLh)

243 235 39 She has all the nuance of dysentery at an orgy.

----
Built-in lubrication?
Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (qfLjt)

German?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)

244 Special Forces to go for embassy protection duty in Uke. Pull the other one Joe. In related news,Russia importing barrel bomb experts from Syria - a true hallmark of Russian war fighting, it's never serious to them until it's hopeless.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (oWBc3)

245 Also not being on social media anymore, that's a factor too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (XvPQV)

246 Why does she talk out of the right side of her mouth?

She's turning into 4-chan's sneering satire guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

247 The Ministry of Truth is disinformation! Its the Ministry of Lies, get it right!

Posted by: Nina JankNoWit at May 23, 2022 02:04 PM (8GBH4)

248 "what the fuck"

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 01:42 PM (p03vF)

Like this. Selective quotations and quotations out of the original context can misrepresent a person's views.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (b2nrj)

upon further review, nah, that's pretty much in context of my every day work life...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:04 PM (p03vF)

249 Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?

One blew this way and the other blew that way...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

did you know she had dandruff?
yeah, they found her head and shoulders...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Where did Christa McAuliffe spend her summer vacation?
All over Florida.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:04 PM (Uh6Mj)

250 Why is her head always tilted to her right? She's like Igor from "Young Frankenstein," only not as cute.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2022 01:

I started reading that as- Why is her head always shoved up her ass?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 23, 2022 02:04 PM (wDNR1)

251 @222: "Give us your fucking guns and we'll let you live??"

They should try insisting people turn in all their guns, not just one, and then they can declare "voluntary confiscation" is popular, not as expensive as originally thought, and bound to lower gun crime death rates any moment now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 02:04 PM (4NlP1)

252 Our "national security" is in the hands of people who think we have to give a hundred billion to Ukraine or else the CCP will invade Taiwan.
Also the same damn people who created the Russia Russia Russia hoax, now being slow rolled in DC.
Those 51 lying sacks...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (jTmQV)

253 but in still pictures. On video, she seems . . . peculiar.

Yeah, her pictures are kinda pretty. Her video stills are... awful and disturbing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

254 "She's turning into 4-chan's sneering satire guy"

Dammit. I don't need more competition.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (qpX6U)

255 Troop in kEeV...

what's that line?

This situation will get out of control, it will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

(not that I just watched it a moment ago)

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (BgMrQ)

256 She wanted to fuck Harry Potter, so I'm guessing there's some hetero in her.

....

I dunno. As a test that case could produce a lot of false positives.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (z9npv)

257 @JackPosobiec - 2:01PM

Filming outside Got questioned by plainclothes, gave passports and press creds, nbd Later took break to charge equipment WEF Stasi unit rills up out of nowhere with MP5s drawn
Whole crew including myself frisked behind building
They left when SavSays showed up & started filming

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

258 Why does she talk out of the right side of her mouth?

Posted by: Throw gp That Wham

No I checked. She talks out of both sides of her mouth.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:05 PM (qNZ57)

259 Remind me, did Obama/Biden put US troops in Libyan embassy when Stevens was there???

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (F1vmP)

260 Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
One blew this way and the other blew that way...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
did you know she had dandruff?
yeah, they found her head and shoulders...
Posted by: SturmToddler
Where did Christa McAuliffe spend her summer vacation?
All over Florida.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:04 PM (Uh6Mj)

what did she tell her husband before she left?
You feed the dogs, I'll feed the fish...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (p03vF)

261 I've looked at a bit more of the TWatter vid of NJ. I still say that in a still pic, she is mildly attractive, or at least not unattractive. Watching her speak, though . . . her face reminds me of a character on ST: TNG. Remember "The Most Toys," in which Saul Rubinek plays a lunatic collector who kidnaps Data? Remember his longtime lady "friend" whose face looked rather like a shield? That's it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (txdEq)

262 She was always a silly, and crazy woman. How was anyone supposed to take her seriously?

Her singing? Mental?

Everything she did was off. She's not emotionally or intellectually strong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (DcKNO)

263 @257 what is that about??

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (F1vmP)

264 She received exactly zero death threats. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (l9bFg)

265 No I checked. She talks out of both sides of her mouth.

"She speakum with forked tongue"
--Italian guy dressed up as a Sioux in a 50s movie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

266 Ex-Tory MP Imran Ahmad Khan is jailed for 18 months for historical sex assault on teenage boy: Disgraced politician made 15-year-old drink G&T, watch porn then attacked on bed

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (pBly4)

267 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

*not actually the joke you think

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:07 PM (dNqv+)

268 Selective quotations and quotations out of the original context can misrepresent a person's views.

Cut and paste a portion of any comment, add "Phrasing!" and it's naughty.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:07 PM (YBBAJ)

269 "Should a 38 week preggo really be starting a new job?
Posted by: vmom"

I'm not sure I even believe that. Has anybody seen her belly? She has a lot of energy and mobility considering she is about to give birth. A lot women can barely get out of bed at that point.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2022 02:07 PM (MxEKc)

270 i mean, c'mon man, just look at her.

Posted by: joe kidtoucher at May 23, 2022 02:07 PM (xt3ow)

271 >>> 166 and can be defeated if anyone wants to bother.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 01:46 PM (nMx8

Very few, it seems, will be bothered.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 23, 2022 01:50 PM (RwFyf)

That's not who we are!

Posted by: GOPe at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (llON8)

272 "Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?"

No sir. I don't like it.

Posted by: Mr. Horse at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (qpX6U)

273 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?

Eqqus, yeah. He seems a lot less popular as "Daniel Radcliffe playing loony parts" than as Harry Potter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

274 Remind me, did Obama/Biden put US troops in Libyan embassy when Stevens was there???

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (F1vmP)

Oof

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (qNZ57)

275 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

*not actually the joke you think
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022


***
Afterward Hyundai gave him an Equus to drive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (txdEq)

276 Nina is incapable of normal facial expressions. That tells you a lot about her, none of it good.

Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (MzKgG)

277 with a horse on stage?

Please tell me the horse was merely looking on.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (YBBAJ)

278 267 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

*not actually the joke you think
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:07 PM (dNqv+)

Yes, Daniel Radcliffe did Equus on the London stage after Harry Potter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (XvPQV)

279 263 @257 what is that about??

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (F1vmP)

Jack Posobiec is in Davos covering the WEF and apparently they are unhappy he's there. I posted video earlier of them refusing to tell a female reporter why he was being detained. "We don't have to tell you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

280 @234: "Why does she talk out of the right side of her mouth?"

Anyone remember Hallie Jackson on MSNBC? She had a very subtle way of talking outta both sides of her mouth depending on which way her head was tilting. It's kinda freaky after you noticed it and started paying attention. Not sure she still does it 'cause I haven't seen her lately, but she did during and shortly after the '16 election.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (4NlP1)

281 I got nothing. Its all so far beyond the limits of absurdity I just can't process it anymore.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (ehUkr)

282 I'm not sure I even believe that. Has anybody seen her belly?

I was thinking the same thing but I haven't seen any full body shots of her to decide. It just sounds like what a crazy woman would say to get people to stop picking on her and be nice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

283 I don't know why Democrats are scared of guns.

Gabby Gifford is proof positive that you can shoot a democrat in the head with an AR-15 with fatal results.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (Uh6Mj)

284 I feel sorry for Mr Skankowicz
Really sorry
Hope he likes show tunes

Posted by: Kevin and Mitch severe conservatives at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (YTBIQ)

285 Wait - she's 38 weeks pregnant? She didn't get an abortion?

"I'm 38 weeks pregnant, not that that saves me from criticism."

Then why did you bring it up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

286 The world's ruling class is really, really serious about the graft in Ukraine.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (f5Veu)

287 264 She received exactly zero death threats. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (l9bFg)

Part of the problem is they recontextualize everything as a death threat. 'Drop Dead' is not a death threat. ace saying that he is going to attack your trash cans is not a death threat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (dNqv+)

288 I agree that she is the lightning rod, the static, the stray voltage so we don't look at the real villains doing the evil work.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2022 02:10 PM (8GBH4)

289 190 "What's made out of Wood and doesn't float?"

A witch!


No, No, No, witches float because they are made of wood. That's why they are flammable.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 23, 2022 02:10 PM (Vu7A1)

290 What's up with her always having her head cocked to the side like that dog in the ancient turntable ad?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:10 PM (l9bFg)

291 It would be nice if she could just realize her 15 minutes are over. And if she would just go away and never come back.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 23, 2022 02:10 PM (dr4Q1)

292 Nina is incapable of normal facial expressions.

Possibly the same problem as Hillary. Hills tried to use normal human expressions and reactions but it always felt like a terrible actor trying to play a complex role. She's a psychopath who never learned to mimic normal human behavior. Maybe this woman is in the same position.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

293 What's made out of Wood and doesn't float?"



Natalie.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:11 PM (Uh6Mj)

294 What's up with her always having her head cocked to the side like that dog in the ancient turntable ad?

Nipper with RCA/Victor!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

295 Dammit, my memory is going, that one law lady on Fox who always seemed to be talking out of the side of her mouth. Greta Van Sustren?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:11 PM (dNqv+)

296 Remember "The Most Toys," in which Saul Rubinek plays a lunatic collector who kidnaps Data? Remember his longtime lady "friend" whose face looked rather like a shield? That's it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:06 PM (txdEq)

Where the hell is a Varon-T disruptor when you need it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 23, 2022 02:11 PM (wDNR1)

297 We just gave Ukraine 40 billion. Why can't they hire their own guards for the embassy?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 23, 2022 02:11 PM (5HBd1)

298 244
Barrel bombers?
Putin’s planning to bomb the Barrel?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (moRe/)

299 Some funny celeb news: Will Smith, before his Oscars slap-fest, says he took some ayahuasca and dreamed (or hallucinated) that he destroyed his career and fortune. Hmmm. Ayahuasca is supposed to give one insight, maybe it also gives foresight?

And Amber Heard dropped the name of Kate Moss (during her trial testimony) as an ex of Johnny Depp who'd been abused. Now Moss is coming to the trial to testify, and apparently she will testify that Depp did not abuse her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (MvHI3)

300 She always bothered me. Like someone's little homunculus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)

301 @295: "Greta Van Sustren?"

Both before and after her facelifts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (4NlP1)

302 Criticizing me is a threat to national security.

*

Didn't some cool dude in history say something about "I am the State"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (udLfr)

303 at 'The Hill' 12/18/18

Presidential historian Jon Meacham said Tuesday that President Trump's actions may represent the "definition of treason" if he knew of Russia's attempts to interfere in the 2016 election to help him win.

"If, in fact, and it's a subjunctive, Trump knew about the Russian efforts on his behalf, then there is a live question about whether he has been giving aid and comfort to the enemy, which is the definition of treason in the Constitution," Meacham, who has written biographies on past presidents Thomas Jefferson and George H.W. Bush, said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (Ynyl9)

304 You have to wonder about the junta and their preoccupation with weirdos. There really isn't a normal functioning person in the entire administration.

Certainly not the personnel officer responsible for vetting the weirdos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (BFigT)

305 "What's up with her always having her head cocked to the side like that dog in the ancient turntable ad?"

She is Your Master's Voice.

Posted by: Mr. Horse at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (qpX6U)

306 The Barrel is tour than anything Putin can drop.

Though a Joey Bidet shart might be a different matter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (VUYMA)

307 Wait - she's 38 weeks pregnant? She didn't get an abortion?

"I'm 38 weeks pregnant, not that that saves me from criticism."

Then why did you bring it up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022


***
At 38 weeks she would almost be ready to head to the hospital. That's between 8 and 9 months. The human gestation period is 40 weeks, 10 lunar months.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (txdEq)

308 that dog in the ancient turntable ad?

Get off my lawn, you little nipper.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (YBBAJ)

309 And Amber Heard dropped the name of Kate Moss (during her trial testimony) as an ex of Johnny Depp who'd been abused. Now Moss is coming to the trial to testify, and apparently she will testify that Depp did not abuse her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (MvHI3)


Amber dropped a duece !

Posted by: Sherriff Buford T Justice in hot pursuit at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (S+j2h)

310 Russia cuts the proportion of payments that must occur in roubles from 80 percent to 50 percent to avoid overly strengthening their currency (which is now at a 7 year high vs the euro).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (b2nrj)

311 Wait. She's 38 weeks pregnant?

Isn't that (does some maths) 9.5 months? That means in California and Maryland she can still murder her child for (more rudimentary maths) another 6 more weeks.

Oh, Lord, she's going to have a child. Poor thing. "My Mom lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (l9bFg)

312 Stanky Janky's death threats = You are wrong Janky.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (iDcra)

313 I'd love to see Nina Totenburg and Greta Van Sustren get into a heated argument on what month babies should be allowed to be murdered.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (udLfr)

314 Didn't some cool dude in history say something about "I am the State"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (udLfr)

Judge Dredd?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (XvPQV)

315 Criticizing me is a threat to national security.

And criticizing me is an attack on Science.

Posted by: Zombie Tony Fauci! at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (I2/tG)

316 What's next? "Guns For Food?"

Guns For Fucking Electricrity and fucking Water??
Give us your fucking guns and we'll let you live??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (p9mLh)



"How much for the little girls? Your children, sell them to us!"

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:14 PM (yQpMk)

317 errr 'tougher'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 02:14 PM (VUYMA)

318 Yes, Daniel Radcliffe did Equus on the London stage after Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (XvPQV)


We're going to need some industrial strength cleaner over here.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 23, 2022 02:14 PM (NxOLn)

319 "Certainly not the personnel officer responsible for vetting the weirdos."

Normies have to jump thru HR's flaming hoops to find a job, but these weirdos get hired on the spot with no investigation whatsoever.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:14 PM (qpX6U)

320 276 Nina is incapable of normal facial expressions. That tells you a lot about her, none of it good.
Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2022 02:08 PM (MzKgG)

Her normal expression is very homely. Like an upper left outlier on the Hot-Crazy Matrix no-go zone. That's why she wears the red clown lipstick all the time.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 02:14 PM (Pj9mr)

321 I always assumed Greta Van Sustren had suffered a stroke somewhere along the way.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 23, 2022 02:14 PM (t6t6M)

322 And the new director won't be a clownish klout-chasing internet-fame obsessed Living Meme like Stanky Janky. It will be a dull gray grim bureaucratic assassin who never says anything uncontroversial, but who just censors speech with robotic efficiency.


Well hello to you too Mr. ...Ace of Spades.

Sounds vaguely Russian to me.

Posted by: Michael Chertoff at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (kyWWM)

323 Cocksucking california police department in Sacrafuckingmento came up with a caper: "Guns For Gas"

*

Are things becoming clearer yet, citizens?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (udLfr)

324 Regreta Van Sustren

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (YBBAJ)

325 Dammit, my memory is going, that one law lady on Fox who always seemed to be talking out of the side of her mouth. Greta Van Sustren?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:11 PM (dNqv+)

wasn't that because of all the plastic surgery? her mouth no longer opened normally?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (p03vF)

326 303 at 'The Hill' 12/18/18

Presidential historian Jon Meacham said Tuesday that President Trump's actions may represent the "definition of treason" if he knew of Russia's attempts to interfere in the 2016 election to help him win.

"If, in fact, and it's a subjunctive, Trump knew about the Russian efforts on his behalf, then there is a live question about whether he has been giving aid and comfort to the enemy, which is the definition of treason in the Constitution," Meacham, who has written biographies on past presidents Thomas Jefferson and George H.W. Bush, said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (Ynyl9)

======

That's some misinformation right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

327 Welp.

@OccupyDemocrats

BREAKING: In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion. RT TO THANK THE HOLY TRINITY CHURCH!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

328 Presidential historian Jon Meacham said Tuesday that President Trump's actions may represent the "definition of treason" if he knew of Russia's attempts to interfere in the 2016 election to help him win.

I mean, he might be a historian (translate: I wrote a book), but he's clearly not a lawyer or a constitutional scholar, even at Obama's level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

329 Transgender woman is accused of 'abuse' after revealing she's breastfeeding her wife's newborn - having taken hormones to stimulate milk production -as critics slam her for doing 'sick experiment' on an infant
--------------

What they are saying is - that our Govt allowed these two male sodomites to marry, then allowed them to adopt a child and now the one freak is taking lactation inducing drugs so that he can breast feed the baby.


Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (pBly4)

330 L'stat c'est moi - things a dead French monarch said

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (VUYMA)

331 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

*not actually the joke you think
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:07 PM (dNqv+)

Yes, Daniel Radcliffe did Equus on the London stage after Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Dude went batshit after HP.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (Uh6Mj)

332 Wait wait wait wait HOL UP. She's 38 weeks pregnant? Some desperate man stuck his dick in that?

Damn son.

}:-)4

Posted by: Moose4 at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (+VWnP)

333 >>> 285 Wait - she's 38 weeks pregnant? She didn't get an abortion?

"I'm 38 weeks pregnant, not that that saves me from criticism."

Then why did you bring it up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

She's going to be "stunning and brave" and wait until the contractions start.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (llON8)

334 @302: "... say something about 'I am the State'?"

More or less every king in history, and especially those who were surrounded by priests declaring his reign to be God's will too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (4NlP1)

335 So dissent is no longer patriotic but treason.

Some one let Cankles McFloppy know this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (iDcra)

336
This inflation sure is a handy way to Force people to Choose what they can live without...such as, oh I dunno, a couple of those guns collecting dust, or that big old car in the driveway. I mean, why does one household need more than one car, anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (p9mLh)

337 "Guns For Gas"

Zyklon B?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (YBBAJ)

338 Nipper with RCA/Victor!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




What a great ad and a great looking dog that was.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (l9bFg)

339 James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
2h
We dodged a bullet when they canned this looney toon.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (NpAcC)

340 Well, 40 weeks is 280 days, 10 lunar months. We tend to say "9 [calendar] months," because if we consider every month to have 30 days, that would make 270 days. Pretty close.

If Nina is really preggers, I fear for the mind of the child.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (txdEq)

341 Russia cuts the proportion of payments that must occur in roubles from 80 percent to 50 percent to avoid overly strengthening their currency (which is now at a 7 year high vs the euro).

You know, I never saw a reported response to the Russian demand that their oil and gas be paid for in rubles.

I guess the Europeans caved, but the media suppressed reporting on it, because it was too embarrassing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (I2/tG)

342 "Nationwide, approximately 550 State Farm agents and employees will have the opportunity to donate this three-book bundle to their local teacher, community center, or library of their choice," Soto wrote in the email.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB


And like a creepy windowless-white-van-owning neighbor, State Farm is there!

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (P1f+c)

343 I hope Depp , whey it is all over and he is vindicated, will get to do another Pirates movie.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (F1vmP)

344 So apparently The Junta is contemplating putting US troops at the US embassy in Kiev.
______________

I thought every embassy - at least, every embassy in a dodgy country - already had Marines guarding it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

345 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion.

I mean, I know this is DU and the brain power there is roughly Raimondo level but... how is this a win for Democracy? And isn't the DU usually screaming about separation of church and state?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

346 Embassies have military security provided by the Marine Corp Embassy Security Group. I suppose there could be security concerns in Kiev that would justify using SF instead, but what sense does it make to announce that?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (sWM8x)

347 327 Welp.

@OccupyDemocrats

BREAKING: In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion. RT TO THANK THE HOLY TRINITY CHURCH!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

========

"Leftists who want to do whatever they want determine the doctrine of my church."
-Jesus, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

348 302 Criticizing me is a threat to national security.

*

Didn't some cool dude in history say something about "I am the State"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (udLfr)

L'Etat c'est a moi.

Louis the XIV

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (b2nrj)

349 Yes, Daniel Radcliffe did Equus on the London stage after Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Dude went batshit after HP.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (Uh6Mj)

He's going to be playing Weird Al next.
Honestly, of all those kids, he's the only one who really seems to be serious about being an actor.

I like him, but I don't watch every movie he makes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (XvPQV)

350 > Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

He did the Equus play, which I've never seen, but seems weird as hell. Equus was inspired by a real event where an asshole blinded six horses.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (i0wNm)

351 I don't think that your extracurricular activities as an annoying Failed Theater Kid are disqualifying

--------------

I do.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (sX1BW)

352 What?

Some people never knew about "Equus", oh to be you that unknowing

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (VUYMA)

353 >>>Criticizing Me Damages National Security

Despite the fact that a good a solid argument exists that all of those relevant statements were big and smelly piles of bull$h1t. Let's just accept them on face value as true for a moment for the sake of getting to the even more important point.


So what? So all these folks said all of these things and we'll just assume that it was disinformation with the intention of compromising National Security. So what? Freedom comes with risks, and part of the freedom of expression, specifically, is bearing the risks of lies to protect the truth from censorship from an incompetent or malevolent actor, the government being at least one if not both ALL OF THE TIME.

So what?

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (vl3oo)

354 345 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion.

I mean, I know this is DU and the brain power there is roughly Raimondo level but... how is this a win for Democracy? And isn't the DU usually screaming about separation of church and state?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

==========

No, not that kind of separation of church and state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

355 I was going to take the job, and then go on six months maternity leave two weeks later!

Not that I'm self-centered or anything...

Posted by: Nina! at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (I2/tG)

356 "I hope Depp , whey it is all over and he is vindicated, will get to do another Pirates movie."

I loved "Black Mass." Depp is so fricking scary in that one.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (qpX6U)

357 Yes, Daniel Radcliffe did Equus on the London stage after Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
*
Dude went batshit after HP.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022


***
I believe Richard Burton played the older man role in the stage play when it premiered. Not that RB was a paragon of mental stability and sobriety.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (txdEq)

358 So when will Nina go fully Dr. Amy Bishop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (VUYMA)

359 Dissent will now get one jailed.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (F1vmP)

360 "... say something about 'I am the State'?"
-
More or less every king in history, and especially those who were surrounded by priests declaring his reign to be God's will too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

*

Probably just coincidence and not human nature of those in power who wish to rule others.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (udLfr)

361
but... how is this a win for Democracy?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


"Decency."
But I read it as "democracy," too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (p9mLh)

362 Dude went batshit after HP.

About halfway through he started to look a bit nuts and hobo-esque. Apparently he developed a serious drinking problem. I know they tried to protect the kids but I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in the bed of some producers or politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

363 >>> 299
==
And Amber Heard dropped the name of Kate Moss (during her trial testimony) as an ex of Johnny Depp who'd been abused. Now Moss is coming to the trial to testify, and apparently she will testify that Depp did not abuse her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (MvHI3)

That would be funny, especially since that one is cuter than the other one who testified that Depp was a big meanie to her (or is that "xer"?).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (llON8)

364 Used Bathroom Tissue Level AoSHQ Membership > Obama Level Constitutional Scholarship.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (f5Veu)

365 having taken hormones to stimulate milk production -as critics slam her for doing 'sick experiment' on an infant

What could go wrong? An infant that grows tits?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (YBBAJ)

366 "Decency."
But I read it as "democracy," too.


Ah right.

That makes even less sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

367 268 Selective quotations and quotations out of the original context can misrepresent a person's views.
Cut and paste a portion of any comment, add "Phrasing!" and it's naughty.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions


"A person's...cut...portion" Phrasing!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (La6gB)

368 How can we read these books State Farm wants to distribute?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (jTmQV)

369 I mean, there are degrees of severity. Angry internt loser: meh. Crazy guy mumbling into his bottle of Mogen David 20-20, not so bad. Note made up of letters cut out of a magazine: troubling. Whispered words from the hit man in an elevator: severe danger.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

cat at the top of the stairs purring as you approach. imminent phucking life threatening danger. i.e., the end is well phucking nigh

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (UgAdJ)

370 >>> 285 Wait - she's 38 weeks pregnant? She didn't get an abortion?

"I'm 38 weeks pregnant, not that that saves me from criticism."

Then why did you bring it up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

She's going to be "stunning and brave" and wait until the contractions start.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:16 PM (llON
______________

I about to take a dump. Not that that saves me from criticism. I just thought I'd mention it. No particular reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

371 Cocksucking california police department in Sacrafuckingmento came up with a caper: "Guns For Gas"


Hit the police property room and the armory.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (Uh6Mj)

372 RT TO THANK THE HOLY TRINITY CHURCH!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (ptqGC)


that church is not in Cordileone's jurisdiction so there's no consequence for the pretend priest who gave her the sacrament.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

373 Amber Heard dropped another deuce then?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (YBBAJ)

374 Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church
==
Jesuits there.

Every bishop has jurisidiction over their own diocese.

Wilton Gregory is the one in DC.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (GlZaL)

375 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church

Nancy pass a bill that would have forced Catholic hospitals to perform abortions, and would have given hundreds of thousands of Catholic health care workers the choice of assisting at abortions or being fired.

Decency.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (I2/tG)

376 Not enough lactating men.....

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 02:20 PM (F1vmP)

377 @352: "Some people never knew about Equus ..."

Equus is a gateway drug that makes posh Brits like David Cameron put their dicks in stuffed pig mouths during university hazing stunts too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 23, 2022 02:21 PM (4NlP1)

378 Christa McAuliffe took a vacation all over Florida.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions



All seven of the astronauts were found in the crew capsule still strapped into their seats.

Judith Resnick and Michael Smith were awake the entire way down. Smith was praying and asking Resnick to pray with him and she was panicking pretty badly (which is completely normal - not criticizing). I found the transcript online a few years ago. It is harrowing reading.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:21 PM (l9bFg)

379 @65 "There was a show or book that talked about demons or aliens who stole skin suits by murdering people, but the suits did not line up perfectly. "

There was "The Father Thing" by Philip K. Dick.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (p+1gI)

380 He's going to be playing Weird Al next.
Honestly, of all those kids, he's the only one who really seems to be serious about being an actor.

I like him, but I don't watch every movie he makes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


After the money they made, they don't have to work.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (Uh6Mj)

381
btw, what fuckingstupidasshole would practically give away a gun today when they are fetching a Premium?

Police Departments ALWAYS LIE about their stupid "gun buyback" scams. The "guns" they recieve aren't even guns, in most cases!

A broken stock from a rifle, for example, will qualify as a "gun." Fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (p9mLh)

382 You know, it makes a lot more sense how she could feel like she was "being attacked because she was a woman online" or whatever and write books and turn it into a grievance job with a Democrat administration, doesn't it?

Imagine her even trying to post in the damn food thread here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (udLfr)

383 >>> 368 How can we read these books State Farm wants to distribute?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 02:19 PM (jTmQV)

How can we get the names of the agents volunteering to distribute these books?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (llON8)

384 I believe Richard Burton played the older man role in the stage play when it premiered. Not that RB was a paragon of mental stability and sobriety.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:18 PM (txdEq)

Dude was too drunk to be crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (dNqv+)

385 Johnny Depp in Didley's new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, The Brown Pile At The Edge Of The Bed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (iDcra)

386 Didn't some cool dude in history say something about "I am the State"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (udLfr)

Judge Dredd?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (XvPQV)

I am the Law

Posted by: Anthrax at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (p03vF)

387 > What they are saying is - that our Govt allowed these two male sodomites to marry, then allowed them to adopt a child and now the one freak is taking lactation inducing drugs so that he can breast feed the baby.
___________________

This is about the buttplugger and his husband isn't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (BFigT)

388 Nina won't abort the kid because it is a cool accessory item.

Until the kid says "DaDa" and Nina hears "MAGA."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (VUYMA)

389 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion.



Isn't than an Episcopal church?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

390 "How can we read these books State Farm wants to distribute?"

Crash into one of their customers. State Farm Is There.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (qpX6U)

391 Didn't some cool dude in history say something about "I am the State"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:12 PM (udLfr)

Judge Dredd?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:13 PM (XvPQV)

I am the Law
Posted by: Anthrax at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (p03vF)

Ah, that's it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (XvPQV)

392 The Roman Catholic Church has a rep for playing the long game.

RCC: ~2000 yrs old

Nanzi Peelousy: ~95 yrs old

My money's on the Church.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

393 There was a show or book that talked about demons or aliens who stole skin suits by murdering people, but the suits did not line up perfectly.

Bug guy in the first Men in Black movie did that.

Honestly, of all those kids, he's the only one who really seems to be serious about being an actor.

Hermione seems to want to be a serious actress but she's picked some very odd roles. And honestly, she's not that good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

394 367 268 Selective quotations and quotations out of the original context can misrepresent a person's views.
Cut and paste a portion of any comment, add "Phrasing!" and it's naughty.

There are some videos out there, labelled unnecessary censorship, that are hilarious. Turns innocent activities into things that look like p0(n.

Posted by: Michael Chertoff at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (kyWWM)

395 L'Etat c'est a moi.

Louis the XIV
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:17 PM (b2nrj)
___________

"Let's not lose our heads here." - Louis XVI

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

396
But why aren't they doing an Ammo Buyback??

Did they not think of it?
Or do they know it will be a total failure and they won't be able to hide it?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (p9mLh)

397 I found the transcript online a few years ago. It is harrowing reading.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:21 PM (l9bFg)
---
Right. It's heartbreaking.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

398 267 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

*not actually the joke you think
----
He was naked in a play called "Equus".

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (qfLjt)

399 389 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion.



Isn't than an Episcopal church?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

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It seems to be Catholic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

400 I mean, why does one household need more than one car, anyway?

* Simultaneous need for family members to be somewhere different.
* Use Case: Having an EV for local, but need something else for towing, hauling, or travelling further than city limits
* Backup: Maintenance (nothing runs all the time)
* Collector/Enthusiast
* Preservation of value.
* None of Your Damned Business

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (AHeqJ)

401 I mean, he might be a historian (translate: I wrote a book), but he's clearly not a lawyer or a constitutional scholar, even at Obama's level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
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If I write something in book form and sell copies from Amazon I'm an author. And if that book is a historical text I'm a historian. OhKay.

It's a new world order.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (pBly4)

402 What they are saying is - that our Govt allowed these two male sodomites to marry, then allowed them to adopt a child and now the one freak is taking lactation inducing drugs so that he can breast feed the baby.
______________

Is there anything more natural and beautiful than this?

Yeah. Practically everything, in fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

403 That's a strong jawline on that broad. Mayhaps she of the Rachel Levine strand of female?

Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (SqpTW)

404 wasn't that because of all the plastic surgery? her mouth no longer opened normally?
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (p03vF
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I figured it was a stroke or nerve damage.

Posted by: Emmie at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (6RgRK)

405 Didn't some cool dude in history say something about "I am the State"?

I mean, every king back 10 generations before him claimed the same thing, and they were right. French kings were absolute unquestioned monarchs, they could require everyone cut their own head off and most of the population would do it. He just had the bad fortune to be the last absolute monarch when the people (well, the rich and powerful) finally got sick of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

406 Isn't than an Episcopal church?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (yQpMk)


No unfortunately it is RCC.

Remember, DC's archbishop is an apostate demon.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (DJFLF)

407 Vincent Bugliosi, in The Nation, Feb 5 2001:

That an election for an American President can be stolen by the highest court in the land under the deliberate pretext of an inapplicable constitutional provision has got to be one of the most frightening and dangerous events ever to have occurred in this country. Until this act - which is treasonous, though again not technically, in its sweeping implications - is somehow rectified (and I do not know how this can be done), can we be serene about continuing to place the adjective "great" before the name of this country?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2022 02:25 PM (Ynyl9)

408 >>> 399
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Isn't than an Episcopal church?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

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It seems to be Catholic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

Pope Frankie seems to be Catholic.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:26 PM (llON8)

409 Pelosi isn't really a Catholic. She shouldn't have been taking the sacrament in a state of sin previously and now she has willfully crossed her Bishop. This doesn't end well.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 02:26 PM (oWBc3)

410 All seven of the astronauts were found in the crew capsule still strapped into their seats.

Judith Resnick and Michael Smith were awake the entire way down. Smith was praying and asking Resnick to pray with him and she was panicking pretty badly (which is completely normal - not criticizing). I found the transcript online a few years ago. It is harrowing reading.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:21 PM (l9bFg)

If anyone has a moment, they should look up Judith Resnick on Wikipedia. She was a superwoman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 23, 2022 02:26 PM (zJKBU)

411 403 That's a strong jawline on that broad. Mayhaps she of the Rachel Levine strand of female?

Totally got that vibe.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at May 23, 2022 02:26 PM (kyWWM)

412 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church



Huge win for demonry.

If they can make up their own words...

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 23, 2022 02:27 PM (Vu7A1)

413 I WAS RAPED BY A SHORT FURRY CREATURE WHO SMELLED OF VALU RITE AND NOW I AM 38 WEEKS PREGNANT!!!

Posted by: Nina Freakface at May 23, 2022 02:27 PM (iqs+B)

414 @290 Sharkman-Her head is cocked because if you take a pic or see her straight on she’s ugly. Nobody likes ugly looking people. Cocking your head like that is Selfie101 for ugly chicks. Trying to get your good side.

Why you see fat chicks always taking selfies from over head. Slims them down from being several ace-handles wide👍

Posted by: JROD at May 23, 2022 02:27 PM (W6qhI)

415 I mean, why does one household need more than one car, anyway?

I mean, you don't need more than one bathroom either but its usually really inconvenient for a family to do so. Almost nobody NEEDS to have two cars, but its gonna suck a lot for many families if they don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

416 Never even heard of this broad before a few weeks ago and the last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (VghRo)

417 *axe*

Posted by: JROD at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (W6qhI)

418 267 Didn't the Harry Potter guy do something naked with a horse on stage?*

*not actually the joke you think
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He was naked in a play called "Equus".

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 02:24 PM (qfLjt)
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Go on. Details and photos if you have them.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (iDcra)

419 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion.
Isn't than an Episcopal church?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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It seems to be Catholic.
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Georgetown Jesuits.

So No. But they think yes.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (Qb4+k)

420 I think the guy who wrote Equus also wrote Amadeus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (moRe/)

421 Hermione seems to want to be a serious actress but she's picked some very odd roles. And honestly, she's not that good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

I'm awaiting the eventual mental breakdown that coincides with some kind of drug bust / overdose. I mean, it's got to be difficult realizing you peaked at 17...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (p03vF)

422 I mean, why does one household need more than one car, anyway?

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HAHAHAHA

That reminds me, the electric car enthusiasts have taken a new tact. Their approach now is to cite a study that shows that 52% of all trips are under 3 miles, and that's proof that electric vehicles will work for almost everyone all the time.

Except people immediately pointed out that trips of under 3 miles aren't producing substantial amounts of Global Warming, which is the entire reason the nutjobs want to force electric cars on everyone. They have no response, and it's hilarious.

Whoops! Whoopsies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (udLfr)

423 This is about the buttplugger and his husband isn't it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 02:22 PM (BFigT)
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How to infuriate deviants:

"He's my husband."

"So ... you're the wife?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (YqDXo)

424 That would be funny, especially since that one is cuter than the other one who testified that Depp was a big meanie to her (or is that "xer"?).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022


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Wasn't Kate Moss that very thin and bony model from some years ago?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (txdEq)

425 And like a creepy windowless-white-van-owning neighbor, State Farm is there!
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Like a good groomer, State Farm is there!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (MvHI3)

426 Honestly, of all those kids, he's the only one who really seems to be serious about being an actor.

Hermione seems to want to be a serious actress but she's picked some very odd roles. And honestly, she's not that good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

Nah. Emma Watson doesn't know what she wants to do. She went to college, barely graduated from Brown, did a bunch of Harvey Weinsten films (ahem), none of them were good or memorable. Then she decided she was an 'activist'.

She's a dabbler, a drifter, literally idle rich.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (XvPQV)

427 *axe*
Posted by: JROD

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What's your question?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (udLfr)

428 Dear Fredo Class asshoes, it is not the Bill of Needs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (llON8)

429 That last cllip: I had no idea newsreaders were that good at acting! I mean, I knew most newsreaders had some acting chops, but, that last gal, wow.

Maintaining the furrowed brow of interest during the whole time Jankwicz tries to baffle with bluster should win the newsreader an award.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (5pTK/)

430 389 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church in defiance of several "pro-life" churches that launched a political attack against her by denying her communion.
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Five bucks says her staff called around until they found a Catholic Church willing to do this and insert themselves con gusto into a political debate.

Do you still have to go to confession in the church to receive communion? Or, like adhering to church doctrine, is that by the wayside too?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Contemplating at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (D04pU)

431 Remember, DC's archbishop is an apostate demon.

"All is proceeding according to plan"
--Pope Francis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

432 "Wasn't Kate Moss that very thin and bony model from some years ago?"

Heroin Chic. 'Abuse' is her middle name.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (qpX6U)

433 It would be Great fun to see the disinformation board come back with Donald Trump Jr. As the head of it

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (67zsv)

434 Guns for Gas has been around a long time. You pump your gas. You walk in the store and rob the clerk. Then you drive away. Oh, and you grab some Kools for the ride.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 02:30 PM (8Sqzu)

435 no, this was sort of an aside, a stage whisper if you will

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 01:54 PM (BUkh

That's the way I tried to take it. Not that I would have really minded the other thing.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:30 PM (LsUJd)

436 In a HUGE win for decency, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is given communion by Georgetown's Holy Trinity Church

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I don't think "decency" was the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:30 PM (udLfr)

437 Cocksucking california police department in Sacrafuckingmento came up with a caper: "Guns For Gas"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 02:00 PM (p9mLh)


Cali is so weird. Like anyone has a special gun they use just to rob gas stations.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 23, 2022 02:30 PM (zhLdt)

438 Isn't than an Episcopal church?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It seems to be Catholic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Roamin' Catholic.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 02:30 PM (P1f+c)

439 She's a dabbler, a drifter, literally idle rich.

Her last few film choices suggest to me that she's starting to run out of money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

440
390 "How can we read these books State Farm wants to distribute?"
__________

"The three books, A Kids Book About Being Transgender, A Kids Book About Being Non-Binary, and A Kids Book About Being Inclusive, contain various descriptions about gender and identity meant to disprove the notion that gender is the same as biological sex and establish that it is therefore changeable."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:31 PM (MvHI3)

441 322 And the new director won't be a clownish klout-chasing internet-fame obsessed Living Meme like Stanky Janky. It will be a dull gray grim bureaucratic assassin who never says anything uncontroversial, but who just censors speech with robotic efficiency.


Well hello to you too Mr. ...Ace of Spades.

Sounds vaguely Russian to me.
Posted by: Michael Chertoff at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (kyWWM)

Chertoff has a kiddie diddler vibe about him, though come to think of it, that might grab a few more confirmation votes given Graham and Company.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2022 02:31 PM (nMx88)

442 416 GOP GOVERNOR ASA HUTCHISON SIGNALS FLIP FLOP ON PRO-LIFE LAW IF ROE IS OVERTURNED
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I'm not a big fan of Hutchison, but he didn't "flip-flop." When asked, he said he would support a revision of AK's complete abortion ban to allow exceptions for rape and incest.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 02:31 PM (sWM8x)

443 Wasn't Kate Moss that very thin and bony model from some years ago?

The least attractive supermodel in my memory. She wasn't ugly, just... not model-pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

444 Police Departments ALWAYS LIE about their stupid "gun buyback" scams. The "guns" they recieve aren't even guns, in most cases!

A broken stock from a rifle, for example, will qualify as a "gun." Fact.


This isn't true of any of the gun buyback programs I'm familiar with. Usually the follow the ATF definition where the lower is a gun.

Most gun buybacks are terrible. Usually the cops end up collecting a few piece of absolute trash, barely functional guns, a couple jokers will turn in home made slamfire shotguns or printed lowers, and one old lady will turn in her dead husband's collector piece.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:31 PM (i0wNm)

445 >>> 422
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HAHAHAHA

That reminds me, the electric car enthusiasts have taken a new tact. Their approach now is to cite a study that shows that 52% of all trips are under 3 miles, and that's proof that electric vehicles will work for almost everyone all the time.

Except people immediately pointed out that trips of under 3 miles aren't producing substantial amounts of Global Warming, which is the entire reason the nutjobs want to force electric cars on everyone. They have no response, and it's hilarious.

Whoops! Whoopsies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:28 PM (udLfr)

If you want to be picky, *nothing* is really producing glowball warmening, except you know... the Sun.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (llON8)

446 Nina was terminated, but not the office. The second part is being camouflaged by the first.


Chertoff is competent, and not being trumpeted while the media focuses on her and her termination.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (f5Veu)

447 I'm not a big fan of Hutchison, but he didn't "flip-flop." When asked, he said he would support a revision of AK's complete abortion ban to allow exceptions for rape and incest.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 02:31 PM (sWM8x)

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Morally inconsistent. He's a POS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (DcKNO)

448 "There was a show or book that talked about demons or aliens who stole skin suits by murdering people, but the suits did not line up perfectly. "
*
There was "The Father Thing" by Philip K. Dick.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2022


***
A lot of PDK's work is about identities and how do you know this person is who or what he says he is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)

449 Anon News on Twitter: "BREAKING: US Journalist @JackPosobiec has been detained by Swiss police. They refused to tell me the reason he and his team have been detained. He shares that police pointed guns at him and stopped him because he "looked suspicious".

Link in sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (yikp0)

450 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (vuisn)

451 looking at current poll numbers, maybe Nancy wants to get herself to the church and pray for another covid lockdown before the election

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (Ynyl9)

452 I was baptised Catholic. Attend catechism classes. Was looking forward to my first Holy Communion. Got the mumps on one side. Never finished. I have never taken communion. I should rectify that.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (E0NVW)

453 Kate Moss pioneered the heroin waif look - no idea why it was popular.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (oWBc3)

454 373 Amber Heard dropped another deuce then?
_____________

She keeps doing these self-owns during the trial. Mentioning Moss' name was stupid unless she knew what Moss would say. Apparently Moss and Depp are still on good terms, and now she's coming to the trial to help him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:34 PM (MvHI3)

455 LOL looks like Black Rifle Coffee is in some big trouble and is being sued by investors and might go belly up because they don't have enough cash reserves.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 23, 2022 02:34 PM (dKiJG)

456 I should have included and then the other side.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 02:34 PM (E0NVW)

457 I mean, why does one household need more than one car, anyway?

Comrade, shame on you hoarder, a closet full of clothes? How many can you wear at one time?
And your house full of rooms? Waiting for the illegal immigrants we worship?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (YBBAJ)

458
ST: TNG. Remember "The Most Toys," in which Saul Rubinek plays a lunatic collector who kidnaps Data? Remember his longtime lady "friend" whose face looked rather like a shield? That's it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Varria

https://tinyurl.com/y3j8r9je

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (63Dwl)

459 >>> 433 It would be Great fun to see the disinformation board come back with Donald Trump Jr. As the head of it
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (67zsv)

Would he fire every one of his employees, and then resign?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (llON8)

460 Now I am expecting all endangered Dems to announce hey are pregnant to save their sorry asses. Including the men.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (MxEKc)

461 Kate Moss pioneered the heroin waif look - no idea why it was popular.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (oWBc3)
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Homosexual clothing designers + heroin chic model resembles young boy?

Just spitballing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)

462 LOL looks like Black Rifle Coffee is in some big trouble and is being sued by investors and might go belly up because they don't have enough cash reserves.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 23, 2022 02:34 PM (dKiJG)



Good.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (yQpMk)

463 Or, like adhering to church doctrine, is that by the wayside too?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Contemplating at May 23, 2022 02:29 PM (D04pU)

Ummmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Pope Frankie The Breechloader at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (VghRo)

464 Nina was terminated, but not the office. The second part is being camouflaged by the first.


Chertoff is competent, and not being trumpeted while the media focuses on her and her termination.
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (f5Veu)
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The fact the office still exists makes me think the marxists/dems are pretty confident in the elections.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (anj39)

465 More articles on State Farm and their woke push-

State Farm Launches Program to Distribute LGBTQ Books to Kindergartners

https://tinyurl.com/ze9dbrny

State Farm accused of pushing LGBTQ+ books on kids, Consumers' Research launches 'Like a Creepy Neighbor'

https://tinyurl.com/bde83fkp

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

466 Jankowicz is pregnant? Who would get involved with that skanky Janky hanky panky?

Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (VJsqe)

467 451 looking at current poll numbers, maybe Nancy wants to get herself to the church and pray for another covid lockdown before the election
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (Ynyl9)

Oh, we've got something better for the midterms.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (iqs+B)

468 @34 - oops. Didn't see your entry before typing 466!

Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (VJsqe)

469 LOL looks like Black Rifle Coffee is in some big trouble and is being sued by investors and might go belly up because they don't have enough cash reserves.

King Harv can buy them out of receivership and make them sell "Fartclam Blend".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (ZGrMX)

470 I think the guy who wrote Equus also wrote Amadeus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022


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Peter Shaffer, yes. And in a twist worthy of Ellery Queen, his identical twin brother, Anthony, was also a playwright (and a screenwriter) -- Sleuth and The Wicker Man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

471 If you want to be picky, *nothing* is really producing glowball warmening, except you know... the Sun.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (llON

**

Sure, but they are True Believers, and using their own citations and sources against them is one way to chip away at their absurd belief that they need to sacrifice children to volcanoes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:37 PM (udLfr)

472 I was baptised Catholic. Attend catechism classes. Was looking forward to my first Holy Communion. Got the mumps on one side. Never finished. I have never taken communion. I should rectify that.
Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 02:33 PM (E0NVW)


Most churches would put you through RCIA and bring you into the church at easter. Classes typically begin in september. I've been teaching them since 2001.
They're fun and you can miss some without too much blowback.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:37 PM (ySQBZ)

473 A lot of PDK's work is about identities and how do you know this person is who or what he says he is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)

I had a friend who asked me one time if someone replaced the person you know with an exact replica with all the same thoughts, expressions and memories, how would you know and would you care. I believe in the soul but it stayed with me.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:37 PM (cYpaQ)

474 Here is the Complaint letter saying that Black Rifle Coffee manipulated stock for personal gain.
https://tinyurl.com/2p97y9sc

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (dKiJG)

475 Slims them down from being several ace-handles wide
Posted by: JROD at May 23, 2022 02:27 PM


That's cruel to Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)

476 LOL looks like Black Rifle Coffee is in some big trouble and is being sued by investors and might go belly up because they don't have enough cash reserves.

*

The anti-2nd amendment company that pretends to be pro 2nd amendment to manipulate patriots and rural folks?

F*ck 'em. I'll laugh the entire time they collapse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (udLfr)

477 State Farm accused of pushing LGBTQ+ books on kids, Consumers' Research launches 'Like a Creepy Neighbor'

https://tinyurl.com/bde83fkp
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So who's got a home an auto insurance co they like?

Was a state farm customer for decades. Gonna switch. F'em.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (Qb4+k)

478 King Harv can buy them out of receivership and make them sell "Fartclam Blend".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (ZGrMX)

Mmmmm...mmmmm...good!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (VghRo)

479 Bitch is crying about getting "threatening" tweets. I never get threatening tweets...because I'm not on the sesspool known as Twitter. You don't want to get mean tweets? Get the fuck off Twitter. Why is any government bureaucrat on Twitter? I don't want your opinion on anything. I just want you to try to do a semi-competent job at whatever shit government job you're paid to do.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (S7une)

480 Now I am expecting all endangered Dems to announce hey are pregnant to save their sorry asses. Including the men.
Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2022 02:35 PM (MxEKc)


I'm thinking abort the muthas and save the babies.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (anj39)

481 My all girls school took us to the arena stage as seniors to see Equus.

It was in the nude and they didn't know that it was going to be. 30 giggling girls. I don't think anyone's parents cared.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:39 PM (ySQBZ)

482 Peter Shaffer, yes. And in a twist worthy of Ellery Queen, his identical twin brother, Anthony, was also a playwright (and a screenwriter) -- Sleuth and The Wicker Man.
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This is spooky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 02:39 PM (8Sqzu)

483 LOL looks like Black Rifle Coffee is in some big trouble and is being sued by investors and might go belly up because they don't have enough cash reserves.

**

In all seriousness, though, what can I do to help them (speed up the process)?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 23, 2022 02:39 PM (udLfr)

484 Amber thinks Depp's ex-gf is going to sympathize with Depp's next ex-gf.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:39 PM (f5Veu)

485 413 I WAS RAPED BY A SHORT FURRY CREATURE WHO SMELLED OF VALU RITE AND NOW I AM 38 WEEKS PREGNANT!!!

Posted by: Nina Freakface at May 23, 2022 02:27 PM (iqs+B)

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Thus, the Deuce of Spades was born.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 02:39 PM (PDnth)

486 Thanks dagny.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (E0NVW)

487 I'm not a big fan of Hutchison, but he didn't "flip-flop." When asked, he said he would support a revision of AK's complete abortion ban to allow exceptions for rape and incest.

Its always about themselves and their own habits and proclivities. Just because his sexual encounters are routinely labeled as "rape" and "incest" doesn't mean that the law needs to be modified for his benefit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (AHeqJ)

488 38 weeks pregnant. Poor child.

Born into a world with no baby formula and that *thing* for a mother.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (vcv8B)

489 Was a state farm customer for decades. Gonna switch. F'em.
Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (Qb4+k)

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It's a good idea to call around every couple years, in my opinion. Insurance is largely a commodity. Go for least expensive.

In the past I've had Geico, Liberty Mutual, and currently have Hanover. I've been satisfied with all of them, but I do have a special hatred for Liberty Mutual commercials.

Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (VJsqe)

490 "Beyond State Farm, GenderCool lists other major American companies as its partners and supporters, including Dell, Intuit, Nike, NBC Universal, Adobe, General Mills, Capital One, Intel, Indeed, HP, VmWare, Bank of America, Bayer, Out & Equal, Sprout Social, Prudential, CBRE, Oracle, USDA, Abbvie, JLL, and All State."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (MvHI3)

491 "So who's got a home an auto insurance co they like?"

Hard to like any insurer that jacks up your rates even if you've never filed a claim. They all do. State mandates drivers buy auto insurance, and the insurers suck you dry,

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (qpX6U)

492 I had a friend who asked me one time if someone replaced the person you know with an exact replica with all the same thoughts, expressions and memories, how would you know and would you care. I believe in the soul but it stayed with me.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022


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Exactly. And one of Dick's earliest stories is about a man who has been replaced by an alien, but because the duplication of his memories is so close to perfect, not even *he* knows it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)

493 38 weeks pregnant.

Still plenty of time to get rid of that.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (Vu7A1)

494 King Harv can buy them out of receivership and make them sell "Fartclam Blend".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 02:36 PM (ZGrMX)

Mmmmm...mmmmm...good!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (VghRo)
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9 out of 10 otters prefer Fartclam blend!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (anj39)

495 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)

496 Hard to like any insurer that jacks up your rates even if you've never filed a claim. They all do. State mandates drivers buy auto insurance, and the insurers suck you dry,
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022


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Members of the Mafia retch in disgust at the greed shown by insurers in Lousy-ana.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (txdEq)

497 There is a nood. I tell you because I care.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (zhLdt)

498 490 Yeah all the corporations are woke. Can't escape it.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (qpX6U)

499 We have Kentucky Farm Bureau insurance on our house and vehicles. The rates are so-so. Haven't found better, but there are some that are way worse. Auto insurance here is fucked anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (BFigT)

500 >>>that church is not in Cordileone's jurisdiction so there's no consequence for the pretend priest who gave her the sacrament.

True but Nancy is always under the jurisdiction of her Bishop wherever she might be. She was told not to present herself for communion. She disobeyed. Canon 1371.2, she has now openly disobeyed a prohibition of HER ordinary. The Bisop is obligated to give her one warning that she has now committed a delict. If she repeat offends she could be excommunicated by Cordileon. And then she cannot be admitted to communion in ANY Diocese because the hard (not open to interpretation) rule of canon 915 would apply.

Bishop: Your conduct violates Canon 915 don't present yourself to communion.
Nan: Fine I'll go where you don't have jurisdiction to Bishop that likes me and receive communion.
Bishop: That's a violation of canon 1371.2.
Nan: Don't care! See I did it again!
Bishop: You are hereby excommunicated from the Catholic Church until you make the following penance.....

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (vl3oo)

501 The guy from state farm commercials is staring in an Amazon Prime video series I'm watching. Night Sky. No buttsex yet, but I'm sure they'll wind it in. I keep expecting him to say, "Because we've seen it all."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (ySQBZ)

502 Peter Shaffer, yes. And in a twist worthy of Ellery Queen, his identical twin brother, Anthony, was also a playwright (and a screenwriter) -- Sleuth and The Wicker Man.
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This is spooky.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022


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According to Wiki, they published a couple of mystery novels together when they were quite young, early '50s.

And Anthony married Diane Cilento after meeting her during The Wicker Man -- the ex-Mrs. Sean Connery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)

503 Here is the Complaint letter saying that Black Rifle Coffee manipulated stock for personal gain.
https://tinyurl.com/2p97y9sc
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (dKiJG)
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Holy crap! 42 million in stock to Evan Hafer? Ridiculous.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (5pTK/)

504 > I had a friend who asked me one time if someone replaced the person you know with an exact replica with all the same thoughts, expressions and memories, how would you know and would you care. I believe in the soul but it stayed with me.

I suppose that leaves room for different foundational values and motivations. If so, you'd probably notice a difference over time or in crisis.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (i0wNm)

505 Noodus Chappellus et LGBT

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (txdEq)

506 The guy from state farm commercials is staring in an Amazon Prime video series I'm watching. Night Sky. No buttsex yet, but I'm sure they'll wind it in. I keep expecting him to say, "Because we've seen it all."
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I think you mean Farmers Ins.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (Qb4+k)

507 If anyone has a moment, they should look up Judith Resnick on Wikipedia. She was a superwoman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris



She was. They all were.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (l9bFg)

508 Anyone who declares themselves 'nuanced', has a problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (kPbVu)

509 477 State Farm accused of pushing LGBTQ+ books on kids, Consumers' Research launches 'Like a Creepy Neighbor'

https://tinyurl.com/bde83fkp
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So who's got a home an auto insurance co they like?

Was a state farm customer for decades. Gonna switch. F'em.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (Qb4+k)


We're happy with Farmers, we have a great local agent. I don't know how much is the company and how much is the agent, however. Had a few claims, all handled quickly and fairly.

Posted by: a.moron at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (tu3iY)

510 Was a state farm customer for decades. Gonna switch. F'em.
Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:38 PM (Qb4+k)


I don't think there are any "pure" options left. We use USAA and I've heard less bad stuff about them than most others.

Posted by: Emmie at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (6RgRK)

511 they should look up Judith Resnick

Commencement speaker at my kollij graduation.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (Rb3Xr)

512 Is there a name for that habit of keeping one's eyes closed more than normal while speaking, along with a sort of sneer on the lips?

Posted by: Emmie at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (6RgRK)

513 When asked, he said he would support a revision of AK's complete abortion ban to allow exceptions for rape and incest.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


If he does, and it's changed, there had better be someone in cuff before it takes place.
Since incest & rape are illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (Uh6Mj)

514 I am thinking that Nina Janky and Crystal Ball should have their own show together.

Posted by: Isophorone at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (rhPn1)

515 If by "national security" she means "the advancement of the Democrat party and its agendas" then she is exacly right.

Posted by: SamIam at May 23, 2022 04:26 PM (oasF3)

516 I guess right-wing people saying lies about this person is serious disinformation and this is why we need a disinformation board.

Posted by: PG at May 23, 2022 04:47 PM (84jHt)

517 The thought police could come back. As per Malcom Reynolds in “Serenity” -- 'Cause as sure as I know anything I know this: They will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground, swept clean. A year from now, ten, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that.




Posted by: SgtBob at May 23, 2022 04:57 PM (by4sp)

518 Why would a 33 week pregnant woman start a high pressure new job when she could literally pop at any moment?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 23, 2022 05:22 PM (ABuva)

519 476 Black Rifle prices are insane.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 23, 2022 05:25 PM (ABuva)

520 Nina Janky is the Bagdad Bob of 2022. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Lurker(LargeNumber) at May 23, 2022 05:46 PM (BtWjZ)

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