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Three weeks before the recall vote for Chesa Boudin -- a Soros DA whose parents were terrorists, who was raised by terrorists when his terrorist parents were in prison -- shows the recall favored by the public by a 2 to 1 margin.

The first poll of the attempt to recall DA Chesa Boudin was released in March and showed voters were 2:1 in favor of removing him from office. At the time, a spokesperson for the anti-recall campaign argued that a poll taken in February didn't really tell you anything about what voters might do in June.


Last week a second poll was released and this one also found respondents were more than 2:1 in favor of the recall, but the anti-recall campaign once again cast doubt on the results.

Don't weep for Chesa Boudin. He'll be offered a tenured position as a professor of law at a top ten law school within a month of his recall. That's was the fate of his whole leftwing terrorist extended family.

So you can tell just how seriously the leftwing establishment takes the threat of political violence. Kill a cop, and we'll endow you with a chair!

Update: And Sexton reports on a fresh poll. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The latest, released Thursday by the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce and conducted by EMC Research, found that 67% of survey respondents were planning on voting "yes" on the District Attorney’s upcoming recall election, while just 31% said they would vote no...

Thad Kousser, Department Chair of Political Science at UC San Diego, said that all four polls "look like credible approaches" to surveying a representative sample of San Franciscans and capturing the political mood of the city in the lead-up to the election.

"I think the poll of polls from these, now that we have four data points, seems to be generally bad news for the district attorney and good news for the recall," he said.

More from Sexton about Boudin's "release all murderers so they can kill more people" agenda at the link.

Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor. He made this delcaration to Jim Acosta, who also announced he would not serve as Trump's Secretary of State.

Spain is debating whether to allow three days per month of "paid menstrual leave" for women with severe menstrual cramps, with an additional two days available for "exceptional" cases. I've read six articles about this and no one clarifies if you need a doctor's note certifying that you have uncontrollable pain or if you can just say "I've got the cramps real bad again, Boss."

Spain's secretary of state for equality, Angela Rodriguez, floated the idea of providing some sort of menstrual leave in March.

"It's important to be clear about what we mean by painful period," she told El Periodico newspaper.

"We're not talking about a slight discomfort, but about serious symptoms such as diarrhoea, fever and bad headaches."

The bill is being sold by feminists -- feminists are always claiming this -- as "destigmatizing" menstruation.

Who is stigmatizing menstruation? It's silly. But feminists are always fantasizing ways in which they are being oppressed for their sex, and menstruation is one of the scenarios they fantasize about the most.

The laws (proposed by the socialists) would also undo the restriction on abortion requiring 16 and 17 year olds to get parental permission, as well as undoing the three-day waiting period, or "period of reflection."

Incidentally, Spain's abortion law allows abortion only during the first 14 weeks or up to 22 weeks only in cases of "severe" fetal abnormalities.

Weird how the American abortion lobby never talks about European abortion laws.

The proposed law would also outlaw... surrogate pregnancy, which would be branded a kind of "violence against women."


This Deadline article gloats that vaccine skeptic Eric Clapton has tested positive for covid... while being written in a deliberately confusing way in order to obscure the facts that:

1, the reason Eric Clapton is a vaccine skeptic is that he developed "severe" side-effects from the covid vaccine when he received it last year

and

2, he contracted covid despite being vaccinated

Read the article; you'll see no acknowledgement that Clapton is, in fact, vaccinated. This word-salad nearly says he's vaccinated, but they edited the key words out:

Clapton has been a prominent opponent of Covid protocols in the UK and the U.S., most notably the lockdowns and business closures enacted during the early days of the global pandemic. Clapton, who claimed last year that he experienced "disastrous" side effects -- his hands and feet, he said, were "frozen, numb or burning, and pretty much useless for two weeks" -- collaborated with singer Van Morrison in 2020 on the anti-lockdown song "Stand and Deliver," which included the lyrics "Do you wanna wear these chains/ Until you're lying in the grave?"


In his own song, "This Has Gotta Stop," Clapton sang " I knew that something was going on wrong/When you started laying down the law/I can't move my hands...This has gotta stop/Enough is enough/I can't take this BS any longer." He subsequently subscribed to a conspiracy theory that vaccination was being encouraged through subliminal hypnosis and "mass psychosis."

Disastrous side effects from what? Deadline won't tell you. It would hurt the "Unvaccinated vax-denier gets covid, ha-ha!" article they're trying to write.

This is an anti-science position, in addition to being another case of a dishonest, anti-journalistic one: Scientists acknowledge that their are rare cases of bad side-effects for most vaccines, including the coronavirus vaccines. But this Deadline propagandist and so many other political propagandists with bylines want to pretend that universally-acknowledged True Science Fact away to make their Orange People Bad political propaganda points.

If you want to say that Clapton is overestimating the chances of a bad side-effect from the vaccine, say so; but you cannot deny that there are bad side-effects.

And you also cannot hide the fact, as this propagandist does, that he was in fact vaccinated in the first place. He didn't start as a vaccine skeptic; he got there the old-fashioned way, after becoming injured by a vaccine. (Or, at least, after suffering a medical set-back which he traces to the vaccine.)


The Party of Science: Abortion Sciences Division.


Ladies and gentlemen: We've found the new Executive Director of the Disinformation Governance Board.

Relative peace?

MSNBC punkass wannabe toughguy turned fake Ukraine Warrior Malcolm Nance has a new look: "Butch Liberal Malcolm" with LaserVision (TM) Goggles.

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I have a new look, too: "Ghost of Endor" with Battle Damaged Speeder Bike Armor and Kung-Fu Grip.

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pic from Tom Spina designs, a customed Ewok biker scout for charity.

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM




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1 haha!

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (786Ro)

2 nailed the refresh

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (786Ro)

3 got to save that pic
priceless

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (786Ro)

4 2, he contracted covid despite being vaccinated

Every conversation I have with a Branch Covidian goes like this.

[Them] If you just get the shot you'll never get COVID.

[Me]So...didn't you get COVID, in fact a couple of time?

[Them]Yeah but it would have been so much worse if I hadn't gotten the shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ESjRY)

5 2:1 in favor of removing him from office

meaning Boudin has a 2:1 chance of surviving the recall

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (786Ro)

6 Top10.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (Ojefh)

7 So, banning surrogacy wouldn't be the worst idea ever.

We do prohibit people from engaging in many medical contracts, especially when they can have harm come to them...and having done pregnancy myself multiple times, I can attest to both short term and long term harms from pregnancy.

And we do have other options for raising children for those who cannot have their own...

Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (exHjb)

8 I hate to admit it, but in stopped clock mode, Harris has actually said something accurate.

Posted by: sal at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (bJKUl)

9 Malcom Nance is a self-promoting, insecure, dolt.

Ace looks tough, ready, and experienced.

I'd do him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DcKNO)

10 How, in this day, could they exclude men from claiming menstrual cramps.

Men menstruate. I saw a whole press release about it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (krQz2)

11 This is "peace" Kamala ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (bs+z0)

12 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (vyw2i)

13 I hate to admit it, but in stopped clock mode, Harris has actually said something accurate.

Posted by: sal at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (bJKUl)
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She worked together with somebody.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (krQz2)

14 Sorry, boss. I can't make it in today. I'm having an extreme case of menses.

Posted by: Biergood at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (FQWHA)

15 He made this delcaration to Jim Acosta, who also announced he would not serve as Trump's Secretary of State.

Wicked funny.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (cTCuP)

16 I could of used those 3 days a month when I had my period. I would eat Darvon like candy for pain. I was wiped out for a week.
Why men want to be women is beyond me. If they had to deal with the pain and the bleeding they wouldn't be so enthusiastic about a sex change.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (79p/O)

17
Men menstruate. I saw a whole press release about it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Yup.. They have tampons in boys Bathrooms

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (bs+z0)

18 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (b2nrj)

19 >>>>The proposed law would also outlaw... surrogate pregnancy, which would be branded a kind of "violence against women."


Won't this piss off the gays?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

20 Nance with "tactical" goggles he saw on an informercial.

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (786Ro)

21 YET BIDEN, PELOSI, NEWSOME, OTHERS ARE STILL CONSIDERED GOOD CATHOLICS BY THE VATICAN.


True. But not by good Catholics.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (Msys3)

22 >>Who is stigmatizing menstruation? I

No one.
I am convinced this is a med-up problem by Womens Studies professors to have something to complain about.

It is juvenile.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (7obMn)

23 Is Spain considering paying hotel expenses for the menstrual pain woman's significant other for those three days?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (oc1LF)

24 Test

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (14ukD)

25 >>>19 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.


cruel.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (0G13K)

26 OK, I don't watch TV except for certain sports and a couple of funny shows - who is Malcolm Nance?

Posted by: LRob in TX at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (OMpI3)

27 Kamalla's speech patterns... I finally figured out what they remind me of.

Remember back as a teenager, when you're like... 16... like way back... and you'd smoke a really good couple of joints... and then would... like... try to make sense of the world? you know... Philosophize? with really deep thoughts?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (oHd/0)

28 Spain's secretary of state for equality, Angela Rodriguez, floated the idea of providing some sort of menstrual leave in March.
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Secretary of Equality. So.... what special days off are awarded to "non-menstruating people" and for what biological factor?

You know, if you're going the equality route....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (iydjf)

29 19 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (b2nrj)


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It's the 1000-mile stare. He's seen shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:40 PM (DcKNO)

30 29 Spain's secretary of state for equality, Angela Rodriguez, floated the idea of providing some sort of menstrual leave in March.
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On top of regular sick days ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:40 PM (bs+z0)

31 "I think the poll of polls from these, now that we have four data points, seems to be generally bad news for the district attorney and good news for the recall," he said.

Who is counting the votes, not casting them? 'Cause now we understand what really matters.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

32 >>Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.

It's the acid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ZLI7S)

33 >>>27 OK, I don't watch TV except for certain sports and a couple of funny shows - who is Malcolm Nance?


msnbc punkass "commentator" and wannabe tough-guy who announced #Imdonetalking and then went to Ukraine to "fight," but is actually just there in a safe house talking to journalists and looking #Butch.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:41 PM (0G13K)

34 Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor. He made this delcaration to Jim Acosta, who also announced he would not serve as Trump's Secretary of State.

I am announcing right here and now that I will not serve as Secretary of Defense if Trump is elected. You have to take a stand somewhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

35 Spain's secretary of state for equality, Angela Rodriguez, floated the idea of providing some sort of menstrual leave in March.

Is March the worst month for them?

Posted by: Biergood at May 19, 2022 05:41 PM (FQWHA)

36 Wait minute, I have a scathingly brilliant idea for next year's cover.

-SI's marketing genius after seeing the Ewok helmet pic

(xhe's also a furry, might be important for the joke to make sense. Also a big fan of The Trouble With Angels)

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at May 19, 2022 05:41 PM (kyWWM)

37 That female witness--Aimee Z. Arrambide--is online wearing a t-shirt that says:

Pro-Choice
Pro-Cheese
Prosecco.

That is how monumentally important the topic of abortion is to her.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (nIvvp)

38 Why does the bird's head in the DHS emblem look like a beaked rodent? Can't the Deep State do anything right? I don't see a crest or ears or whatever on the back of the head of the eagles in all the other US Government Department and Agency emblems.

Posted by: Jeez Louise! at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BZUab)

39 We have to allow abortion, because we have to respect a woman's autonomy over her own body. Unless she makes the wrong decisions about her body. We definitely cannot have her choosing to bear a child for another.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (ppBhU)

40 I got the vaccine
But I will not get a booster shot

Posted by: Eric Clapton at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (mR6Gs)

41 msnbc punkass "commentator" and wannabe tough-guy who announced #Imdonetalking and then went to Ukraine to "fight," but is actually just there in a safe house talking to journalists and looking #Butch.

Thanks, Ace. Punkass is an old term and I admire your use in this case!

Posted by: LRob in TX at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (OMpI3)

42 Malcolm Nance pushed Russia collusion nonsense on MSNBC for years while falsely claiming to be an expert.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (xPl2J)

43 25 >>>19 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.


cruel.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (0G13K)

I learned it by watching you!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (b2nrj)

44 That Malcom Nance clown just keeps getting more hilarious. What an absolute fool.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:42 PM (9/IeZ)

45 Hope Clapton's okay.

1. You get the vax.
2. You suffer bad side effects.
3. You get Covid anyway.
4. Deadline mocks you.


MSM = garbage

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (786Ro)

46 I am a biological male and Stacy Abrams got me pregnant. I am carrying Abrams child and will have the child and demand $500,000/year in child support. Under Liberal philosophy I am the victim and demand Abrams pay me now !!!!! Is this a likely law of unintended consequences with these Liberal idiots ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (wR0+a)

47 I haven't seen Dr. Strange 2 yet, but from what I've heard, they basically made him the sidekick in his own movie. Any truth to that?
Is that the current trend? Take a hot property and then sideline the actual main character in favor of the STRONG, EMPOWERED WOMEN?...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (YIVH2)


Yep. Dr Strange becomes -
Nurse Practitioner Oddball in his own movie.

Plus - the constant irritation of promised action not kept.
We're told Scarlet Witch is so powerful that she can totally remake reality to her liking and could've murdered Thanos all by her own self.
Does she remake reality...Nope. All she does is throw around giant red spitballs. Lame. Ass.
Plus, Nurse Practitioner Oddball revives his zombie self surrounded by an awesome cape composed of the dead and demons. A great battle is coming for sure, dudes!!!
Nope. He gets slapped around immediately so Maria Sue can save the day.
Blargh!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (OK0YZ)

48 OMG, menstrual leave. Where to begin. . .

Nothing says I am just as good as my male colleagues then getting 3-5 days off per months for cramps.
They are setting women back.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (7obMn)

49 I finally figured out what they remind me of.

Remember back as a teenager, when you're like... 16... like way back... and you'd smoke a really good couple of joints... and then would... like... try to make sense of the world? you know... Philosophize? with really deep thoughts?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (oHd/0)
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She always reminds me of a party girl who partied all night instead of writing her Speech Class final.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (krQz2)

50 I'm amused Nance really thinks he's a badass. And it's true, he'll write a book about his harrowing experiences listening to U2 in Kyiv.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (DcKNO)

51 Oh...yeah.

Willowed.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (OK0YZ)

52 "It's important to be clear about what we mean by painful period," she told El Periodico newspaper. "We're not talking about a slight discomfort, but about serious symptoms such as diarrhoea, fever and bad headaches."

The bill is being sold by feminists -- feminists are always claiming this -- as "destigmatizing" menstruation.

These symptoms sound exactly like too much vodka for breakfast, lunch, and dinner or, if you prefer a heuristic: Nancy Peolosi. This is whole thing is an excuse to institutional the equivalent of getting paid to sit home. I thought sick leave was for these kinds of things.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (2mSQi)

53 JUST IN: Dave Chappelle Attacker Hit With Attempted Murder Charge For Allegedly Stabbing Roommate

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (xPl2J)

54 5 2:1 in favor of removing him from office

meaning Boudin has a 2:1 chance of surviving the recall
Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (786Ro)

math?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (nIvvp)

55 I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam." Any advice from the hoard as to what could be going on? Any words (like "Sports Illustrated," "SI," or anything containing "fat" that could get flagged as "spam."?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (14ukD)

56 "Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor."

How unfortunate. I guess he'll have to go overseas to serve as Minister of War Crimes or somesuch. Such a tragedy for America that we'll be deprived of his insights.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

57 >>>That is how monumentally important the topic of abortion is to her.

i could already tell she was a very serious person based on so many other tells.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (0G13K)

58 Women can have like menstrual cramps like every Friday, right?

I mean that fourth or fifth Friday of a month, you'd just have to power your way through it (like Hillary would).

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (krQz2)

59 Good Catholics also think that Francis is an heretic.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (lKAqb)

60 ...and I won't stoop to appearing in SI's swimsuit issue either!

Posted by: Antny Fauci at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (sWM8x)

61 48 OMG, menstrual leave. Where to begin. . .

Nothing says I am just as good as my male colleagues then getting 3-5 days off per months for cramps.
They are setting women back.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (7obMn)

minstrel leave; minstrel

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (nIvvp)

62 "I have a new look, too: "Battle Damage Ghost of Endor" with Kung-Fu Grip."

Recommend Invisalign and white strips.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (NpAcC)

63 JUST IN: Dave Chappelle Attacker Hit With Attempted Murder Charge For Allegedly Stabbing Roommate
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (xPl2J)

Seems to be a ....pattern

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (mR6Gs)

64 "Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor."
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There you go, GOP. Another commercial.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (krQz2)

65 >>>I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam."

usually too many lines in your post and too many line breaks. Try cutting out line breaks and also shortening the post over all.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K)

66 is 2:1 outside the margin of fraud in SF?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:45 PM (xPl2J)

67 Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor. He made this delcaration to Jim Acosta, who also announced he would not serve as Trump's Secretary of State. ---

I'm surprised Trump hasn't responded that if he's elected Fauci might be offered a position of valet but never would be his medical advisor again.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (oc1LF)

68 The few times I couldn't get to the mute fast enough and heard Kamala's voice was terrible... She has this nasally twangy voice and her laugh is like finger nails dragged across a chalkboard

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (bs+z0)

69 You people have no idea how painful and distressing it is when your axillary buds swell and begin to protrude every month.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (a3Q+t)

70 >Nance with "tactical" goggles he saw on an informercial.
Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (786Ro)

Genuine Quality Bell+Howell

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (XvGuI)

71 Hey boss I'm taking my fiver at the end of the week, just mark me down as identifying as a woman this week.......huh you know I pulled my groin playing rugby last week so I'll just head home now.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (2t5+w)

72 55 I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam." Any advice from the hoard as to what could be going on? Any words (like "Sports Illustrated," "SI," or anything containing "fat" that could get flagged as "spam."?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (14ukD)

You hit too many returns?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (nIvvp)

73 "The bill is being sold by feminists -- feminists are always claiming this -- as "destigmatizing" menstruation."


Wait until they stop menstruating when older They they will be even more angry, bitter and complaining about that. You just can't please feminists

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (MxEKc)

74 The ewok hair looks lighter than the last picture, like it's going gray.

Did you stop using Just For Ewoks Ace?

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2022 05:46 PM (VJsqe)

75 I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam."
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Yumi ate it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (krQz2)

76 56 "Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor."

How unfortunate. I guess he'll have to go overseas to serve as Minister of War Crimes or somesuch. Such a tragedy for America that we'll be deprived of his insights.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

He's 81 fucking years old NOW... 3 years from now? 84?

Well past mandatory retirement IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (oHd/0)

77 I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam." Any advice from the hoard as to what could be going on? Any words (like "Sports Illustrated," "SI," or anything containing "fat" that could get flagged as "spam."?

Too many line breaks and quote marks (single and double) pasted into the comment from a web page is a good place to start. Plus if the comment isn't funny it will get rejected, which happens to me all time.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2mSQi)

78 Transwymn can also have menstrual cramps, yes?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (PiwSw)

79 I'll never forget the story of our CEO telling us about his mother coming to visit.

She had flown in and was taking an Uber to his house (why, I don't know. Wouldn't you pick your mom up or send your non-working wife?) But anyway, she gets to the house and tells him the driver *gasp* wasn't wearing a mask and wasn't vaccinated.

This is like after 10PM. He said they immediately ran out and found somewhere to give her an emergency booster because she had to ride with the diseased filth.

These people are nuts.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (iydjf)

80 Back in the day I did use sick leave for my bad, bad period days. I was one of those women who could barely walk, let alone function. If you want to just fuck off, no.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (79p/O)

81 But feminists are always fantasizing ways in which they are being oppressed for their sex,
____________________
I hear about that a lot. Annoying as hell. I think you can expand the category beyond women, obviously. "Trans people have no basic rights" I think was in an earlier thread. Really?
Just about everyone in the West is living a life better than 99% of all humanity from just 100 years ago (the drug addicted are an exception). We all have something we can complain about, life is not perfect.
I'd like to tell them that only Losers blame other people for their own problems.
But I'm too polite.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (fs1hN)

82 These symptoms sound exactly like too much vodka for breakfast, lunch, and dinner or, if you prefer a heuristic: Nancy Peolosi. This is whole thing is an excuse to institutional the equivalent of getting paid to sit home. I thought sick leave was for these kinds of things.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (2mSQi)

The goal is to make the winemom lifestyle possible without the marriage or motherhood parts.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (b2nrj)

83 Every conversation I have with a Branch Covidian goes like this.


Me: You saw that Bill died.
Them: Yeah
Me: Of the Covid
Them: Yeah, sad.
Me: He was triple boosted
Them: It would have been worse without the vaccination.

Me:

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (yQpMk)

84 77 I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam." Any advice from the hoard as to what could be going on? Any words (like "Sports Illustrated," "SI," or anything containing "fat" that could get flagged as "spam."?

Too many line breaks and quote marks (single and double) pasted into the comment from a web page is a good place to start. Plus if the comment isn't funny it will get rejected, which happens to me all time.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2mSQi)

Quote marks are o.k., now. Pixy fixed that.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (nIvvp)

85 Remember that big burly guy caught on camera beating nursing hope patients like a speedbag during the lockdowns?

THe DA dropped the case. He's mentally unstable, it would be cruel to charge him and imprison him. He'll never be rehabilitated that way!

I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam."

Too many line breaks makes the hamsters tired

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

86 Malcolm Nance has a new look: "Butch Liberal Malcolm" with LaserVision (TM) Goggles.

Posted by: ace

Look in the googles reflection... In his left eye's reflection it looks like a guy is 'muscle' posing.
eeewwwww

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (qh3o6)

87 I'm sick and tired of the way society stigmatizes me for the nasty shits I get after partaking in Lobsterfest at Red Lobster. I demand a paid three day recovery period.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (XvGuI)

88 The last time I saw combat gear that clean Evan McMullin was wearing it.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (wb1YC)

89 Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor. He made this declaration to Jim Acosta, who also announced he would not serve as Trump's Secretary of State. ---

Trump has my vote even if he dumps Melania for Ms. SI 2022.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (2mSQi)

90 break

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (krQz2)

91 Old and Busted: Women are just as capable as men.

New Hotness: We women need extra time off work because of our feminine needs.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (2t5+w)

92 ahem

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

93 Barrel time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (Ojefh)

94 If trump is re elected i refuse to serve as ambassador to outer mongolia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (R8uWY)

95 @HighWireTalk
6h
U.S. Bioethics Chief, Who Happens to be Tony Fauci's Wife, Published a New Paper Telling Corporates They Can Ethically 'Pressure Employees' And 'Embarrass Vaccine Resistors.'

https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/05/18/
fauci-wife-authors-paper-supporting-
vaccine-pressure-campaigns/

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (786Ro)

96 Chris, you got some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (krQz2)

97 Oh wait, I see it now: menstrual leave is the way for single feminists to get time off for *not* having a baby. So obvious!

It's not fair they don't get maternity leave (and subsequently, insist on leaving on time to pick up kids, work from home when the kid is sick, etc.) just because they chose to reject the patriarchy/marriage/family, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (7obMn)

98 Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor.

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Your terms are less than acceptable as Trump should appoint you Chief Helicopter Human Altimeter on Day One.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (qnDek)

99 Too many line breaks and quote marks (single and double) pasted into the comment from a web page is a good place to start. Plus if the comment isn't funny it will get rejected, which happens to me all time.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2mSQi)

Quote marks are o.k., now. Pixy fixed that.
Posted by: m

Excellent. What about not being funny?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (2mSQi)

100 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

LOOK WHAT CHRISTOPHER R. TAYLOR DID.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (nIvvp)

101 It's the 1000-mile stare. He's seen shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:40 PM


Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (RkC6l)

102 I'm surprised Trump hasn't responded that if he's elected Fauci might be offered a position of valet but never would be his medical advisor again.
---
Is Presidential Lawn Jockey taken?

Posted by: Antny Fauci at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (sWM8x)

103 Looking at the reflection in his glasses, it looks like he is on a Sheraton balcony in Phoenix.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (R8uWY)

104 Fauci won't work for Trump...as if Trump didn't give him everything he wanted. It's just a pose. Whatever, fucking fauch is going to be spending a lot of time answering subpoenas to the 2023 1/6 revised commission.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (OuH7W)

105
* patient presenting with menstrual cramps *

Could you point out on my doll where it hurts?

Posted by: Dr. M'Bogo at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (a3Q+t)

106 >>>rejected because it "Looks like spam."

You weren't trying to mention that woke marvel chick with the backpack were you? Her name is flagged apparently.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (2t5+w)

107 Ooh, white haired serious talking head says white people use code words and every nods their heads. I don't know these code words, can anyone fill me in? I feel like I'm not holding up my end on my supposed whiteness.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (fs1hN)

108 93 Barrel time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (Ojefh)

Why did that come out with a 'Hammer Time' beat when I read it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (oHd/0)

109 Oh wait, I see it now: menstrual leave is the way for single feminists to get time off for *not* having a baby. So obvious! Posted by: Lizzy

Brillant insight. What maternity leave for a new cat?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (2mSQi)

110 Spain is debating whether to allow three days per month of "paid menstrual leave" for women with severe menstrual cramps, with an additional two days available for "exceptional" cases.

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Second look at identifying as a woman in the workplace?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (qnDek)

111 >These people are nuts.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (iydjf)

Vaxmaxxing is a self-correcting problem.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (XvGuI)

112 Is Presidential Lawn Jockey taken?
Posted by: Antny Fauci at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (sWM8x)
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Blackface is verboten.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (krQz2)

113 Lookit all these “fancy” “quotation” “marks.”

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (nIvvp)

114 Lay down Sally
And get jabbed in the arm
Don't you know we'll tell you what to do

Lay down Sally
We don't mean you no harm
We've been trying all year long
Just to clot shot you.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (o55mS)

115 Look in the googles reflection... In his left eye's reflection it looks like a guy is 'muscle' posing.
eeewwwww
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 05:48 PM (qh3o6)

I think that's the guy taking the picture.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (oc1LF)

116 95 @HighWireTalk
6h
U.S. Bioethics Chief, Who Happens to be Tony Fauci's Wife, Published a New Paper Telling Corporates They Can Ethically 'Pressure Employees' And 'Embarrass Vaccine Resistors.'

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I don't get this. Haven't the released documents from Pfizer proven the vaccine is shady and the immunity lasts about 12 days? It also shows about the same number of people die vaccinated or not?

Why are we still talking about mandates and vaccines?

I'm in Florida and I never think about Covid, but come on, why is this still a thing?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

117 Don't weep for Chesa Boudin. He'll be offered a tenured position as a professor of law at a top ten law school within a month of his recall.
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Angela Davis at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (aex1q)

118 its rare I screw up bad enough to overwhelm the multiple tag closings in my signature

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

119 Nice try, Axeman.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:53 PM (cTCuP)

120 I feel like I'm not holding up my end on my supposed whiteness.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (fs1hN)

Yeah, I'm still waiting for my 'Great Right Wing Conspiracy' card too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:53 PM (oHd/0)

121 106 >>>rejected because it "Looks like spam."

You weren't trying to mention that woke marvel chick with the backpack were you? Her name is flagged apparently.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (2t5+w)

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Dora the Explorer is Marvel?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2022 05:54 PM (CAJOC)

122 "I won't work for Trump"
- Fauci


MFer, you'll be 84 years old after the 2024 election.

You could be replaced right now with a 10-year-old copy of The Merck manual. Fuck off.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 05:54 PM (wb1YC)

123 Feminists: Women only make 77% as much as men! Equal pay for equal work!!!

Also feminists: we deserve five days off from work each month!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2022 05:54 PM (tp+tP)

124 Romeo13: He's 81 fucking years old NOW... 3 years from now? 84?"

To be fair, it's not the age; it's the incompetence. Maybe the criminality.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:54 PM (aXxgO)

125 I'm in Florida and I never think about Covid, but come on, why is this still a thing?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

Lucky you're not in Commifornia.. They are trying to pass legislation that Kids have to be vaxed and boosted to go to school and all businesses no matter how small must have all workers vaxed

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:54 PM (bs+z0)

126 What's sad/interesting re: CEO is his mother now has cancer and his younger brother suddenly died last week....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 19, 2022 05:55 PM (iydjf)

127 120 I feel like I'm not holding up my end on my supposed whiteness.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (fs1hN)

Yeah, I'm still waiting for my 'Great Right Wing Conspiracy' card too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:53 PM (oHd/0)

---------------------------

I think my decoder ring is broken. It keeps telling me to drink my Ovaltine.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2022 05:55 PM (CAJOC)

128 Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

Just like there are now multiple studies out that show Masking up INCREASES the overall death rate... yet suddenly businesses here in my little town, are masking back up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:55 PM (oHd/0)

129 The right does have a support system for their cast-offs. Unfourtantly it's the exact same system the left uses, but the right "doesn't meet the proper criteria" most of the time.

But, there are exceptions to the rule; Paul, Trey, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2022 05:55 PM (BFigT)

130 97 Oh wait, I see it now: menstrual leave is the way for single feminists to get time off for *not* having a baby. So obvious!

It's not fair they don't get maternity leave (and subsequently, insist on leaving on time to pick up kids, work from home when the kid is sick, etc.) just because they chose to reject the patriarchy/marriage/family, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:50 PM (7obMn)

Yes, ideologically "emancipating women" means freeing them from the drudgery of family without costing them things like financial support from a man. It can't mean freeing women from slavery as women are not slaves. Empirically we can see an extensive framework has been constructed first to allow women to live without a husband, and eventually to live without working. I guess it's really just Marxism for women.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:55 PM (b2nrj)

131 These people are nuts.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (iydjf)

Vaxmaxxing is a self-correcting problem.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

A guy in a meeting I attended today was talking about how he really wanted to get boosted, but is taking a trip in June so he's waiting to get boosted right before he gets on the plane so all that boosted goodness will protect him for the flight. Everyone in the meeting seemed to think this was an awesome idea. (Yes, I work for a leftist company.)

Posted by: Biergood at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (FQWHA)

132 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM


It's a thousand-parsec stare.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Leftists never stay unemployed for long, always some Leftists organization who has a spot and a do- nothing contract

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (2JoB8)

134 What I wish Trump would respond with is ' I should have fired Fauci after his first two lies. '

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (oc1LF)

135 Oh, wait. Axeman, I thought you were trying to rescue Lost in Space. Turns out he was just following the pack.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (cTCuP)

136 55 I had a great comment (says I) about the SI cover thread, but it kept getting rejected because it "Looks like spam." Any advice from the hoard as to what could be going on? Any words (like "Sports Illustrated," "SI," or anything containing "fat" that could get flagged as "spam."?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 05:44 PM (14ukD)

Try it again?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (nIvvp)

137 "three days per month of "paid menstrual leave" for women "

Isn't France confirming that men cannot have periods? That men cannot give birth?

How can Frenchies even determine what a woman is? Is France a biologist? I don't think France is a biologist.

Can your employer determine what gender you are today? In order to facilitate this new employee benefit? Can your employer claim that you are not a woman? Are they biologists?

Posted by: JamesCarville at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (OZmwH)

138 Every society "needs" an Emmanuel Goldstein. I guess it's the white guys turn, now amped up to 11 as the Biden administration looks to distract from their dumpster fire.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (fs1hN)

139 You weren't trying to mention that woke marvel chick with the backpack were you? Her name is flagged apparently.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:51 PM (2t5+w)
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Who's the woke Marvel chick with a backpack that's a sex machine with all the chicks?

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (krQz2)

140 Wait... Is Malcolm Nance sporting those silly "Tac Glasses" that they advertise on Fox? The ones that can get run over by a Humvee and still be able to see the big eagle mural through the windshield? Damn! That's some Grade-A patriotic shit times eleventy.

Posted by: red speck at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (gS3OW)

141 She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

Vaccine

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (xPl2J)

142 132 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM

It's a thousand-parsec stare.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Kessel Run?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

143 132 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM

It's a thousand-parsec stare.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

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He's seen things, man

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (CAJOC)

144 90 break
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (krQz2)

Axeman made the save.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (nIvvp)

145 It's a thousand-parsec stare.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

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That's so much better than mine. Damn it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (DcKNO)

146 I think my decoder ring is broken. It keeps telling me to drink my Ovaltine.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2022 05:55 PM


No, it's working correctly.

Posted by: Little Orphan Annie at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (a3Q+t)

147 Harris County, TX, Judge [that's like the mayor of the county] increases probability of indictment. In feud with Harris County, Prosecutor [Kim Ogg] following two of her cronies being indicted by grand jury in $11,000,000.00 contract rigging case.

"Stuff is about to get real," said Brian Wice, KPRC 2 Legal Analyst, who described the showdown between the county's judge and district attorney as a "steel-caged death match."

Directing a tweet at the DA is not a sound strategy, according to Wice
...

“ Kim recognizes that in a situation like this, when your opponent is essentially setting...herself on fire just get out of the way,"

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (Gqta/)

148 This is about me, isn't it?

Or us!

Posted by: Bill Ayres and Bernadine Dohrn! at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (I2/tG)

149 137 "three days per month of "paid menstrual leave" for women "

Isn't France confirming that men cannot have periods? That men cannot give birth?

How can Frenchies even determine what a woman is? Is France a biologist? I don't think France is a biologist.

Can your employer determine what gender you are today? In order to facilitate this new employee benefit? Can your employer claim that you are not a woman? Are they biologists?
Posted by: JamesCarville at May 19, 2022 05:56 PM (OZmwH)

Spain. I'm assured that the French are intimately familiar with what a woman is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (b2nrj)

150 Ace, your teeth don't look so good. I know war is stressful and all, but have you been hangin with Hunter?

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (786Ro)

151 47
My continuing policy of never seeing any of this MCU crap is paying dividends.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (roH4R)

152 Was reading the sidebar about the PA Senate race, and I heard Levin trashing Barnette last night, while supporting Bush's McCormick and Oz.

I got no more use for this guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (XSRBF)

153 Ace, checking from that cute ewok image, you've got a bad case of bone broth teeth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (qnDek)

154 Re the previous post: Here is my take of feminine fatness. Some women have fat faces as well as fat bodies. Those girls are non-starters for me, aesthetics-wise. However, I have known "large" women with beautiful, non-fat faces. And those chicks are OK with me as long as their bodies aren't morbidly obese. By the same token, I have also known very trim women (with small busts) who had ethereally beautiful faces, and they were also acceptable. And for those "fat advocates" who claim that American men only want "big tits on a stick," I say "bullshit." Bottom line (no pun intended): Everything's meant to be in proportion. Grace Kelly was one of the most beautiful women who ever walked the earth, yet she was not busty; neither did she have the Kardashian butt; but she had a wonderful face, and was all in proportion. Which is why "zaftig," big bust and proportionally big butt, to balance it out, is OK by me.
All of this being said, the woman presented above has a pleasant face, and nice, long black hair, and, undoubtedly major jugs, but her lower-body fat rolls overwhelm whatever charm her upper parts might have.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (14ukD)

155 #soon

How to get ready?

Posted by: Golfman at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (hOMhY)

156 That menstrual leave law... this is why businesses have traditionally been leery of hiring women or giving them as much pay as guys for the same job: extra days off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (KZzsI)

157 OK, that is what I meant to post on the last thread. Thanks to whoever set me straight about the line breaks. That cleared the issue up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (14ukD)

158 Why are we still talking about mandates and vaccines?
I'm in Florida and I never think about Covid, but come on, why is this still a thing?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:52 PM (DcKNO)


you know when you play those esoteric card games where under certain circumstances one card will win everytime and can be used once?
Covid is the magic win card, and the governments have found out that they can print their own and reuse them.
Complaints about bums and violence in NYC? COVID LOCKDOWN!
Corruption complaints in Argentina? COVID LOCKDOWN!
Totalitarian actions in Cuba, Venezuela and Canada? COVID LOCKDOWN!
Complaints about election rigging? Yep, you got it

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (xhaym)

159 There is a ukulele festival in Las Cruces, NM this weekend. I am going to the concert. Should I be sober, drunk, high, or drunk/high? This is a serious question. Maybe.

On the other hand, Casey McGill is the headliner. I used to listen to his trio in bars all over Seattle. They were sort of like Steve Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble but with a fedora.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (2mSQi)

160 break
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:49 PM (krQz2)

Axeman made the save.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (nIvvp)
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But now I know the post should have been:

Stop!
Barrel Time!
Who-o-o-a-oh who-o-o-ah

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (krQz2)

161 Some years back Morgan Freeman was asked how we deal with racism. He replied "Stop talking about it."

It's so easy even a caveman can do it.

These modern intellectuals are effing retarded.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (DB16e)

162
I think that's the guy taking the picture.
Posted by: Anti

Mansplaning and don't harsh my mellow.
(and I agree I just thought it was funny)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (qh3o6)

163 Why can't a good lawyer get his hands on the Pfizer documents and simply argue that Pfizer itself says these vaccines are garbage and masks may in fact cause more infections?

I mean as a class action for CA workers?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (DcKNO)

164 147 Prosecutor [Kim Ogg] following two of her cronies being indicted by grand jury in $11,000,000.00 contract rigging case.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (Gqta/)

... and pretty soon you're talking real money.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (nIvvp)

165 SI cover girl is cute, though I agree it's a shame she isn't bustier. She just doesn't belong in SI.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (f/izB)

166 Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC
NEW: The Twitter exec who launched the site's "crisis misinformation policy" today is the guy who blocked the Hunter Biden laptop story.

He also once called Trump supporters "actual Nazis."

Meet the Conspiracy Theorist Behind Twitter's 'Crisis Misinformation Policy' - https://t.co/W2gVyT6yXl
Twitter's pick to stop the spread of misinformation in times of crisis has a history of pushing falsehoods.
1:33 PM · May 19, 2022·Twitter Web App

Yoel Roth, the head of Twitter's safety and integrity unit, unveiled the site’s "crisis misinformation policy" on Thursday. In a blog post, Roth outlined how Twitter will place warning labels on tweets deemed to contain misinformation and prevent them from being "amplified or recommended" in times of armed conflict, natural disasters, or public health emergencies.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (MFZ8i)

167 Gotta say, ace's eyes look creepy in that picture.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM

It's a thousand-parsec stare.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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The baleful eyes of cruelty. You do not want them to fall upon you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (8On0t)

168 Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 05:59 PM (xhaym)

Fizbin?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (oHd/0)

169 Can't touch this..

Posted by: The Barrel at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

170 Prosecutor [Kim Ogg] following two of her cronies

Three.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (ppBhU)

171 >>>Lucky you're not in Commifornia.. They are trying to pass legislation that Kids have to be vaxed and boosted to go to school and all businesses no matter how small must have all workers vaxed
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's CA think.
We wouldn't want our kids in a CA school in the first place.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (Gqta/)

172 It's the damnedest thing - I now identify as a woman, and wouldn't you know it: my periods always immediately precede or follow holiday weekends. Crazy, right?

Posted by: Anotheranon at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (8Ze5j)

173 Can't touch this..
Posted by: The Barrel at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (yQpMk)
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It's more like don't wanna touch the sides.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (krQz2)

174 I'm assured that the French are intimately familiar with what a woman is.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:58 PM (b2nrj)
_____________________

If France starts losing the ability to determine what is a woman, rest assured, la civilisation est mort.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:02 PM (fs1hN)

175 This one's easy. Give women three days off a month for menstrual cramps. Don't count it as an unjustified absence.

Don't pay them, either.

Easy, peasy.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 06:02 PM (cTCuP)

176 >>>There is a ukulele festival in Las Cruces, NM this weekend. I am going to the concert.

Is there a Tiny Tim tribute band?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 06:02 PM (xPl2J)

177 165 SI cover girl is cute, though I agree it's a shame she isn't bustier. She just doesn't belong in SI.
Posted by: Broseidon at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (f/izB)

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I think, too, as someone else noted, they put her in a swimsuit that doesn't flatter her.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (CAJOC)

178 I mean as a class action for CA workers?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (DcKNO)


CA workers have no standing in such a case, the only interested parties are the Governor and his hairdresser.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (xhaym)

179 >>>Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (MFZ8i)


No idea why people would waste their time on Twatter, at least in its current form.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (XSRBF)

180 15 days to flatten the Monkey Pox, coming soon to an economy near you

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (786Ro)

181 I think my old French whore is dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

182 36 extra days off a year! How thoughtful of Spain to give women (and those that claim to be women I'm sure) an extra month of work days off.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (qh3o6)

183 In these uncertain times and with cases on the rise we can't afford not to [insert totally unreasonable expensive government overreach].

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (R8uWY)

184 181 I think my old French whore is dead.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

O.k., then!

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (nIvvp)

185 Kids have to be vaxed and boosted to go to school and all businesses no matter how small must have all workers vaxed
______________________
I saw the creepiest commercial where a group of pediatricians were all saying that the vax is safe and effective and you should vax your child now. It made me feel sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (fs1hN)

186 180 15 days to flatten the Monkey Pox, coming soon to an economy near you
Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (786Ro)

Yup they are gearing up for it as we speak

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (bs+z0)

187 Ouch, my menstrual cramps!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (R8uWY)

188 Fizbin?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:01 PM (oHd/0)


I like Picot fruit salts instead

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (xhaym)

189 Damn. Sitting in a bar in Connecticut and the news is about a poll that Blumenthal is tied with the Republican.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (ZqKAA)

190 In these uncertain times and with cases on the rise we can't afford not to [insert totally unreasonable expensive government overreach].

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (R8uWY)
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I couldn't agree more!

Posted by: Joe Totallynotatwitterbot at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (krQz2)

191 This one's easy. Give women three days off a month for menstrual cramps. Don't count it as an unjustified absence.

Don't pay them, either.


I'd really rather hire a dude who gives me a full work week of productivity, you know?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

192 Nice look Ace,but try and get some sleep now and again

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (2JoB8)

193 180 15 days to flatten the Monkey Pox, coming soon to an economy near you
Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 06:03 PM (786Ro)

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The conspiracy theorists I follow on Instagram were sure months ago it was going to be smallpox. Pretty close.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (DcKNO)

194 I think, too, as someone else noted, they put her in a swimsuit that doesn't flatter her.

A tarp would be more flattering. But still not flattering.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (ppBhU)

195 I think the SI swimsuit girl is morbidly obese.
A friend should explain that to her.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (Gqta/)

196 Ouch, my menstrual cramps!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (R8uWY)
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Every Thursday, I can feel them coming on!

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (krQz2)

197 My heavy flow days somehow always coincide with the best fishing days of the month.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

198 I hope that my post at 154 makes sense. Basically, I was trying to say that, as far as feminine beauty is concerned, the face is the most important factor, and as long as the body is in proportion, all is good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (14ukD)

199 194 I think, too, as someone else noted, they put her in a swimsuit that doesn't flatter her.

A tarp would be more flattering. But still not flattering.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (ppBhU)

Burka

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (bs+z0)

200 She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

Vaccine
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (xPl2J)

Pfizer, you got me on my knees,
Pfizer, oh darling won't you please...

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (YV6PJ)

201 I think that's the guy taking the picture.
Posted by: Anti

Mansplaning and don't harsh my mellow.
(and I agree I just thought it was funny)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:00 PM (qh3o6)

Heh. It was funny. At first I thought he was doing the double bicep pose.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (oc1LF)

202 >>>Damn. Sitting in a bar in Connecticut and the news is about a poll that Blumenthal is tied with the Republican.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

The steal will be epic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (XSRBF)

203 We know how he got the Kung Fu Grip:

Choking the Endorian Chicken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 06:06 PM (3NKiY)

204 Blumenthal is tied with the Republican.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (ZqKAA)
_____________
I predict Connecticut will experience a plumbing leak at 9PM election night. The next morning Blumenthal will be comfortably ahead.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:07 PM (fs1hN)

205 Awww ewok is cute!
Except for the button eyes
Dead, lifeless eyes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:07 PM (kf6Ak)

206 189 Damn. Sitting in a bar in Connecticut and the news is about a poll that Blumenthal is tied with the Republican.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Prolly why you live in FL.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:07 PM (Gqta/)

207 >>>So you can tell just how seriously the leftwing establishment takes the threat of political violence. Kill a cop, and we'll endow you with a chair!


or if you're Karleton Armstrong you can murder a grad student by blowing up a building with a pipe bomb at UW Madison and UW Madison will let you open a gelato stand and deli on campus while your wanted accomplice brother remains at large.

Posted by: x at May 19, 2022 06:07 PM (uQFwj)

208 Crampin' up here, boss.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 19, 2022 06:07 PM (kNgCR)

209 She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

Vaccine
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:57 PM (xPl2J)
---
If you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Vaccine

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:07 PM (krQz2)

210 >>>I predict Connecticut will experience a plumbing leak at 9PM election night. The next morning Blumenthal will be comfortably ahead.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


And no one in the GOP will care.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (XSRBF)

211 189 Damn. Sitting in a bar in Connecticut and the news is about a poll that Blumenthal is tied with the Republican.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 19, 2022 06:04 PM (ZqKAA)

Isn't that good ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (bs+z0)

212 I just watched the twitrage video of Ms. Arrambide testify that there should be zero restrictions on abortion up to and including birth. This perspective isn't anything new but I am always taken back when I hear it.

I can't get my mind wrapped around where and how these people lost all sense of their humanity. They strike me as having the same broken soul that serial killers have.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (2mSQi)

213 These 14 states had significant miscounts in the 2020 census
https://t.co/w2fKTPwI2s

For the 2020 census, all states were not counted equally well for population numbers used to allocate political representation and federal funding over the next decade, according to a U.S. Census Bureau report released Thursday.

A follow-up survey the bureau conducted to measure the national tally's accuracy found significant net undercount rates in six states: Arkansas (5.04%), Florida (3.48%), Illinois (1.97%), Mississippi (4.11%), Tennessee (4.78%) and Texas (1.92%).

It also uncovered significant net overcount rates in eight states - Delaware (5.45%), Hawaii (6.79%), Massachusetts (2.24%), Minnesota (3.84%), New York (3.44%), Ohio (1.49%), Rhode Island (5.05%) and Utah (2.59%).

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2022 06:09 PM (MFZ8i)

214 I'd really rather hire a dude who gives me a full work week of productivity, you know?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 06:05 PM (KZzsI)


Now finish thinking about it. How many women can afford to take off three days without pay in one month regularly?

This is another one of those hare-brained ideas some leftist came up with and another leftist ran with. I don't see it becoming law.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 06:09 PM (cTCuP)

215 And no one in the GOP will care.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (XSRBF)
____________
Shucks, gosh darn it, If we only had "standing"!
*kicks rock*
-GOP

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (fs1hN)

216 Shock the monkey pox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (63Dwl)

217 I can't get my mind wrapped around where and how these people lost all sense of their humanity. They strike me as having the same broken soul that serial killers have.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (2mSQi)

Sunk cost fallacy. If they confront the thing they have advocated all their lives and actually reexamine, they would be monsters in their own eyes. So they must never look into it.

Whistling past the graveyard of damnation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (3NKiY)

218 The fact that this Orwellian nonsense was even considered should alarm everyone. I can't believe this has happened in my lifetime!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (BOJAx)

219 Europe. So much history, therfore I must spill blood.

Europe alone should supply weapons. If they don't, we'll maybe NATO is too fat. Rolls as rolling rolls of fat.

That's what I think about women and Cramps

Now playing, Surfing Dead, by The Cramps.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (0z5n0)

220 So you can tell just how seriously the leftwing establishment takes the threat of political violence. Kill a cop, and we'll endow you with a chair!
---
While we are hearing all this about "typical Republican violence" the DHS is investigating the flurry of communications about storming judges' houses or burning them down or dragging the justices out and lynching them.

That's not just by one guy who shoots the members of a stagnant population because another population will "replace him". That's a wide network of "protestors" upset that somebody will do something they really, really don't like.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (krQz2)

221 99% of precincts reporting

Mehmet Oz - 417,732 - 31.22 %
McCormick -- 416,649 - 31.14 %
Barnette - -- 330,132 - 24.67 %


Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (Gqta/)

222 zero restrictions on abortion up to and including birth.

Newborns better learn to run like a baby alien after chest bursting.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (hWaIR)

223 @210

>>And no one in the GOP will care.

To complain about stolen elections is an attack on Democracy itself.
--
Typical GOPe Retard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (dV0J5)

224 I just watched the twitrage video of Ms. Arrambide testify that there should be zero restrictions on abortion up to and including birth. This perspective isn't anything new but I am always taken back when I hear it.

Way too conservative, right?

Posted by: Casey Anthony at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (ppBhU)

225 And we do have other options for raising children for those who cannot have their own...
Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (exHjb)

Small, fur-bearing robots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (Ydx02)

226 I have menstrual cramps. Who will join me in demanding Social Security address this injustice by giving me more money and time off as compensation? It is the right thing to do. It is who we are. It is what we value.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (2mSQi)

227 Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor.

That’s got to be worth 10 points net over fraud

Posted by: 7man at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (qwO6y)

228 Connecticut is a fake Hollywood state, like East Dakota and Rhode Island.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

229 Good afternoon, horde!

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (OX9vb)

230 Crampin' up here, boss.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey


"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
--Con in Raising Arizona

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

231 As with many things we are all screwed up because of the left's "narrative overdrive".

The people who are supposed to be following up on the deaths/injuries from the clot shot don't - because COVID IS SO DEADLY IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW RISKY THE SHOTS ARE!

And the people who are supposed to be following up on the actual danger from the disease don't - because THE SHOTS ARE SO SAFE WHY NOT GIVE THEM TO EVERYONE EVEN IF THEY BARELY WORK!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (ESjRY)

232 "And when there was no crawdads, we ate sand."

"You ate what?"

"We ate sand."

Posted by: benjamin at May 19, 2022 06:11 PM (MNOnb)

233 I can't get my mind wrapped around where and how these people lost all sense of their humanity. They strike me as having the same broken soul that serial killers have.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (2mSQi)

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I agree. It's horrifying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 06:12 PM (DcKNO)

234 Ace… not sure if you have seen this. This guy gets it.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/ pmc/articles/PMC9062939/

Posted by: .,. at May 19, 2022 06:12 PM (42+Vj)

235 Do you think the Spanish bosses will be okay with Wed, Thurs, Friday one week and Mon, Tues, and Wed the next?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:12 PM (qh3o6)

236 >>>Shucks, gosh darn it, If we only had "standing"!
*kicks rock*
-GOP
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Not a fan of either PA GOP senate candidates, and the governor candidate enabled Mail in voting.


I'll vote for governor, but may skip senate. They're both awful, IMO

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:12 PM (XSRBF)

237 crawdads with dadbods.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:13 PM (krQz2)

238 Ugghh, I just want to kick Mitch McConnel in the shins.

Horrible, Horrible Man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 06:13 PM (dV0J5)

239 Nance with "tactical" goggles he saw on an informercial.
Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (786Ro)

Those are just el-cheapo yellow-tinted safety glasses. I have a pair just like those, that I use when I am wire-wheeling rusty parts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 06:13 PM (Ydx02)

240 >>>228 Connecticut is a fake Hollywood state, like East Dakota and Rhode Island.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


There's an East Dakota now?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (XSRBF)

241 I'll vote for governor, but may skip senate. They're both awful, IMO
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:12 PM (XSRBF)

Neither are as bad as the Dem.. and they're pretty bad

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (bs+z0)

242 99% of precincts reporting

Mehmet Oz - 417,732 - 31.22 %
McCormick -- 416,649 - 31.14 %
Barnette - -- 330,132 - 24.67 %


Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (Gqta/)

I can't believe Oz will win. It's sickening to me.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (oc1LF)

243 "Destigmatizing X" is apparently defined as:

"Reminding you of X all fucking day long every single fucking day until you dream about X and want to drink antifreeze to stop thinking about X, if only for the several days you'll be in an ethylene glycol coma."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (cBO46)

244 I can't get my mind wrapped around where and how these people lost all sense of their humanity. They strike me as having the same broken soul that serial killers have.
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And if you truthfully describe anything about how these abortions are performed, you're being "inflammatory" and "divisive."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

245 Isn't that good ?

Depends on the bar.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (hWaIR)

246
Whistling past the graveyard of damnation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 06:10 PM (3NKiY)

I think sadly, this is why so many people who aren't monsters, who do have a decency about them continue to vote for Democrats. They hear and see the same crap we do, but perform mental gymnastics to avoid having to think they've been wrong for many many years.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (YV6PJ)

247 Spain is debating whether to allow three days per month of "paid menstrual leave" for women with severe menstrual cramps, with an additional two days available for "exceptional" cases. I've read six articles about this and no one clarifies if you need a doctor's note certifying that you have uncontrollable pain or if you can just say "I've got the cramps real bad again, Boss."

saw something just a few days ago about companies trying to figure out how to deal with men taking this leave in those jurisdictions where it's mandated by law. the men involved figure it would be sexist to deny it to them.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 19, 2022 06:15 PM (v3pYe)

248 Ugghh, I just want to kick Mitch McConnel in the shins.

Horrible, Horrible Man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 06:13 PM (dV0J5)
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His face is sloughing into his shirt.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:15 PM (krQz2)

249 238 Ugghh, I just want to kick Mitch McConnel in the shins.

Horrible, Horrible Man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 06:13 PM (dV0J5)

yeah, I hate the fucker

Posted by: YUM YUM at May 19, 2022 06:15 PM (us2H3)

250 Hope you're having a great day April, weather is beautiful here now.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 06:15 PM (2JoB8)

251 I have menstrual cramps. Who will join me in demanding Social Security address this injustice by giving me more money and time off as compensation? It is the right thing to do. It is who we are. It is what we value.

Posted by: Lost In Space

SS might not be the best choice for your demand... Now if you had said "hot flashes" I think you have an argument for huge compensation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:15 PM (qh3o6)

252 >>>Neither are as bad as the Dem.. and they're pretty bad
Posted by: It's me donna

100%. I'm just annoyed Barnette didn't win. Fetterman is a Bernie acolyte and Shapiro is beyond horrible.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:16 PM (XSRBF)

253 I've said before that McCormick embraced the Cruz endorsement so he might be just GOPe lite.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:16 PM (oc1LF)

254 I can't get my mind wrapped around where and how these people lost all sense of their humanity. They strike me as having the same broken soul that serial killers have.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (2mSQi)

Practice will do it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 06:16 PM (b2nrj)

255 SI cover girl is cute, though I agree it's a shame she isn't bustier. She just doesn't belong in SI.

It's a tranny, right?

Posted by: Mean Tweets at May 19, 2022 06:16 PM (BOJAx)

256 239 Those are just el-cheapo yellow-tinted safety glasses. I have a pair just like those, that I use when I am wire-wheeling rusty parts.

not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda is pretty sure he has yer rusty parts right here at May 19, 2022 06:16 PM (v3pYe)

257 serial killers are just democrats with the nerve to put their beliefs into action, personally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2022 06:17 PM (trdmm)

258 OZ is not going to be happy

the fuck is in

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 06:17 PM (us2H3)

259 226 I have menstrual cramps. Who will join me in demanding Social Security address this injustice by giving me more money and time off as compensation? It is the right thing to do. It is who we are. It is what we value.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams
-------------------

You should be afforded the opportunity to marry a handsome man who earns sufficient salary to release you from the bondage of work giving you freedom to devote time and heart to your children and family.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Gqta/)

260 Those sunglass reflection looks like he's at the beach.

I like the porch swing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (yQpMk)

261 So, does anyone believe the ministry of truth has been abandoned? Didn't someone from the justice dept tell the white house that they're idiots and you don't tell people about the ministry of truth, you just operate one anyway.

Posted by: steven at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (TTy55)

262 If I were elected president, I would offer Fauci a seat on the witness stand to answer for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (6RgRK)

263 Suuuuure, Oz "won" by 1,100 votes.

This tells me that the GOPe was in on the 2000 Mules Steal of 2020.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (cBO46)

264 And if you truthfully describe anything about how these abortions are performed, you're being "inflammatory" and "divisive."
__________________
Chip Roy was asking some abortion "doctor" what she does with the body parts. She had some stock answer, basically "how dare you insult me" she repeated over his attempts at rephrasing to try to get an answer from her. I guess she doesn't want to say what happens. I wonder why.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (fs1hN)

265 >>> OZ is not going to be happy

the fuck is in
Posted by: REDACTED


The PA GOP in one if the worst in the country. They're really beyond incompetent.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (XSRBF)

266 the men involved figure it would be sexist to deny it to them.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda

I can hear it now: "I identify as a woman with horrible menstrual cramps", "Can I leave now"?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:19 PM (qh3o6)

267 Two days in a row with tornado warnings and violent storms interrupting my dinner hour and cocktails.

Global warming sucks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2022 06:19 PM (BFigT)

268 How you know that the "Ultra MAGA" label really backfired on the Communist Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda...

Ben Collins
@oneunderscore_
Reporters shouldn't accept the branding on Dark MAGA. There are plenty of words for revanchist politics based on grievance and lies. It's accelerationist violence, fascism, authoritarianism.

Don't sanitize it with cute Batman movie words-even if they self-identify as bad guys.
Quote Tweet
Will Sommer
@willsommer · 2h
Dark MAGA has been a growing concept among very online Trump supporters this spring. Basically it means you stole the election from us, NOW we're going to be bad. twitter.com/sambrodey/status/1527373298182434821
1:45 PM · May 19, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2022 06:19 PM (MFZ8i)

269 The PA GOP is a festering shitpile.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 06:19 PM (Ojefh)

270 Free cranberry juice isn't enough?

*ducks*

Posted by: Mean Tweets at May 19, 2022 06:19 PM (BOJAx)

271 I guess she doesn't want to say what happens.


A savory stew with root vegetables.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

272 Just read at Powerline ( I think) Pa is still up in air until 10am tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (2JoB8)

273 263 Suuuuure, Oz "won" by 1,100 votes.

This tells me that the GOPe was in on the 2000 Mules Steal of 2020.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (cBO46)

Oz isn't their guy, McCormick is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (b2nrj)

274 >>>The PA GOP is a festering shitpile.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Correct!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (XSRBF)

275 I can't get my mind wrapped around where and how these people lost all sense of their humanity. They strike me as having the same broken soul that serial killers have.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:08 PM (2mSQi)
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It's their love of the imagined future over reality. They'd rather live their perfectible image than look at a world that resists perfecting.

And I thank Jim Lindsay for finally clearing it up for me when he told Klavan that the central idea of Marx's theory was about the human ability to make reality from imagination.

They've just overgeneralized and ignored the work and vigilance that it actually takes to implement one's vision in reality.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (krQz2)

276 Is Dark MAGA more full bodied than Ultra MAGA?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

277 264 And if you truthfully describe anything about how these abortions are performed, you're being "inflammatory" and "divisive."
__________________
Chip Roy was asking some abortion "doctor" what she does with the body parts. She had some stock answer, basically "how dare you insult me" she repeated over his attempts at rephrasing to try to get an answer from her. I guess she doesn't want to say what happens. I wonder why.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (fs1hN)

You would think that they’d be proud of their life’s work

Posted by: 7man at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (qwO6y)

278 diarrhoea

******

That's not just regular diarrhea. It's diarrhea that makes you say "Ooooooooooh!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (kXYt5)

279 Suuuuure, Oz "won" by 1,100 votes.

This tells me that the GOPe was in on the 2000 Mules Steal of 2020.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (cBO46)

Of course they were. Word is, Cocaine Mitch would have lost his race if his people hadn't been in charge of the counting.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (YV6PJ)

280 Does this bathing suit make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Yumi at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

281 Just read at Powerline ( I think) Pa is still up in air until 10am tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (2JoB
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Pipe break. It's a mess.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (krQz2)

282 Chip Roy was asking some abortion "doctor" what she does with the body parts. She had some stock answer, basically "how dare you insult me" she repeated over his attempts at rephrasing to try to get an answer from her. I guess she doesn't want to say what happens. I wonder why.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (fs1hN)

But she was proud to be an abortionist.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2022 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

283 Are those the goggles that prior to outfitting the screen looks like westbound at 5pm on a sunny day then ...

whoooooooo! American Bald Eagle w/flag?

X-ray glasses.

Posted by: micky at May 19, 2022 06:22 PM (3byMq)

284 Ghost of Endor could kick Malcolm Nance's ass.

Or at least his shins.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2022 06:22 PM (kXYt5)

285 Suuuuure, Oz "won" by 1,100 votes.

This tells me that the GOPe was in on the 2000 Mules Steal of 2020.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 06:18 PM (cBO46)

I don't think there were manufactured votes . That would be an indictment of Trump. It was the Trump endorsement that pushed him over to victory. I don't know what Trump was thinking. He should have just stayed out of the race when his original pick dropped out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:22 PM (oc1LF)

286 The Sussman trial is a joke... 3 of the Jurors are Hillary donors and one is the Mother of a teammate of Sussman's Daughter...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:22 PM (bs+z0)

287 I think sadly, this is why so many people who aren't monsters, who do have a decency about them continue to vote for Democrats. They hear and see the same crap we do, but perform mental gymnastics to avoid having to think they've been wrong for many many years.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (YV6PJ)
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Confronting the evil in oneself is very difficult. Especially if it includes support for child murder. Or if you have actually committed child murder.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 06:23 PM (K5n5d)

288 >>>Oz isn't their guy, McCormick is.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

And he's a Bush pal, so if he wins, PA loses. Although I expect Lt. Gov. Pothead and Shapiro to win because fraud.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 19, 2022 06:23 PM (XSRBF)

289 I guess she doesn't want to say what happens.


A savory stew with root vegetables.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)
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Fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:23 PM (krQz2)

290 X-ray glasses.

X-ray specs, dammit

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 06:23 PM (hWaIR)

291 I might vote for Oz if he publicly renounces and denounces transgenderism
Even if he lies in denouncing it - the outrage of the woke would be fun.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:23 PM (kf6Ak)

292 The AL GOP Senate race is tightening up. Mo Brooks fell to 12% after Trump pulled his endorsement, but he's now polling at 28.5%. Katie Britt leads with 30.8%. Mike Durant is now third at 24.3%. 10% remain undecided.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

293
Those are just el-cheapo yellow-tinted safety glasses. I have a pair just like those, that I use when I am wire-wheeling rusty parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 06:13 PM (Ydx02)


Plus, that ear-pro is some cheap department store muffs. I have the same ones, but in the standard over-the-head style that cost me about $40 ea, cheap enough that I bought several.

Not to mention the totally tactical twist in his chinstrap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (n+4am)

294 >> "how dare you insult me" she repeated over his attempts at rephrasing to try to get an answer from her. I guess she doesn't want to say what happens. I wonder why.


Because she sells the organs/body parts, and it's best for her and the labs that purchase them that they pretend that this is not the case.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (7obMn)

295 @286
>>The Sussman trial is a joke... 3 of the Jurors are Hillary donors and one is the Mother of a teammate of Sussman's Daughter...

Also... The Judge is married to Lisa Page's lawyer.

Yeah.. That Lisa Page.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (dV0J5)

296 Just read at Powerline ( I think) Pa is still up in air until 10am tomorrow Posted by: Skip
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Pipe break. It's a mess.
Posted by: Axeman

So both candidates have 18 hours to come up more votes without looking like the election is a we don't vote, we count em affair.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (2mSQi)

297 The AL GOP Senate race is tightening up. Mo Brooks fell to 12% after Trump pulled his endorsement, but he's now polling at 28.5%. Katie Britt leads with 30.8%. Mike Durant is now third at 24.3%. 10% remain undecided.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (sWM8x)


Mo will win the run-off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at May 19, 2022 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

298 "We're not talking about a slight discomfort, but about serious symptoms such as diarrhea, fever and bad headaches."

Including the bleeding from various orifices, that describes me after lunch at Taco Bell. ba-dum-tssh!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 19, 2022 06:25 PM (VGRuw)

299 Ultra Dark FTW 💅

Posted by: Wives of NeoCons and NeoLibs at May 19, 2022 06:25 PM (A+OYq)

300 Because she sells the organs/body parts, and it's best for her and the labs that purchase them that they pretend that this is not the case.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (7obMn)

That Lamborghini ain't gonna pay for itself...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2022 06:25 PM (PiwSw)

301 Malcom Nance is such a raging pussy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 06:26 PM (YglAn)

302 The Sussman trial is a joke... 3 of the Jurors are Hillary donors and one is the Mother of a teammate of Sussman's Daughter...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:22 PM (bs+z0)
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Well, the judge at the last Jan-6 case basically admitted in his sentencing that DC was the wrong venue for the trial.

He said that the defense had to understand how shocked all of DC was (and therefore members of the jury were) after Jan-6.

So, they gather people from all ends of the country because--you'd think--federal crime. But they throw them in regional jails and try them in regional courts even to the point of queering the potential jury pool so that the 90% black populace of DC can have their pound of flesh from majority white people.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:26 PM (krQz2)

303 Emmie if Trump doesn't God will some day.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 06:26 PM (2JoB8)

304 Oz isn't their guy, McCormick is.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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You can tell by the cut of his suit he's a McConnell man.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:26 PM (Gqta/)

305 Mo will win the run-off.
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I think so as well. He seems to be developing momentum at the perfect time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:27 PM (sWM8x)

306 You can tell by the cut of his suit he's a McConnell man.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:26 PM (Gqta/)


that, and the goat legs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at May 19, 2022 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

307 255 SI cover girl is cute, though I agree it's a shame she isn't bustier. She just doesn't belong in SI.

It's a tranny, right?


probably one of those what has a torque perverter

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 19, 2022 06:28 PM (v3pYe)

308 299 Ultra Dark FTW
Posted by: Wives of NeoCons
Ultra Mega Dark MAGA With Extra Covfefe Shot

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:28 PM (kf6Ak)

309 SI Girl is a biggun, not a dude

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 06:28 PM (ESjRY)

310 276 Is Dark MAGA more full bodied than Ultra MAGA?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

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And deeper, too.

/Just the punchline ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (qnDek)

311 295 @286
>>The Sussman trial is a joke... 3 of the Jurors are Hillary donors and one is the Mother of a teammate of Sussman's Daughter...

Also... The Judge is married to Lisa Page's lawyer.

Yeah.. That Lisa Page.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Is this an incest trial

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (2mSQi)

312 >The first poll of the attempt to recall DA Chesa Boudin ... showed voters were 2:1 in favor of removing him from office.



That's nothing
I'm sure Soros and his gang can come up with enough ballots to win handsomely

Posted by: DB at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO8)

313 Probably be a runoff.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (Gqta/)

314 Late to the party. If a woman has debilitating menstrual cramps but is still a valuable employee her workplace is going to find a solution for her. Flex time, she works more hours the rest of the month or regular sick leave + unpaid leave.

Oh right todays feminazis don't want equality. They want a bunch of special privileges with the right to call any dude and most other gals that might complain about those demands misogynists.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (3cGpq)

315 If ever there was a woman with a punchable face, it's the one Johnson is questioning in that video.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 19, 2022 06:30 PM (wFpVU)

316 Is Dark MAGA more full bodied than Ultra MAGA?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (yQpMk)
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With chocolate and cinnamon notes.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 06:30 PM (krQz2)

317 I like Ultra MAGA 100s

Posted by: DB at May 19, 2022 06:30 PM (geLO8)

318 Is this an incest trial
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (2mSQi)

It should have been tried elsewhere

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:30 PM (bs+z0)

319 Chip Roy is not one to utter 'reclaiming my time'. He ain't got no time for that shit.

Glasses girl is nuts.

Turn those insane asylums back on....

Posted by: micky at May 19, 2022 06:31 PM (3byMq)

320 "He'll be offered a tenured position as a professor of law at a top ten law school within a month of his recall."

We had a conversation today with several industry people about how the so-called "good" schools have completely discredited themselves and largely produce nothing but a parade of the same, carbon copy, left wing, poorly educated, closeted, contra intellectual, vapid, obsequious idiots unable to carry a logical, truthful argument or produce any meaningful contribution to whatever their vocation is. I believe one participant called them "unaccomplished script readers".

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 19, 2022 06:33 PM (vBMpQ)

321 Is this an incest trial
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:29 PM (2mSQi)

It should have been tried elsewhere
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:30 PM (bs+z0)
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Hey, I've tried it.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at May 19, 2022 06:33 PM (krQz2)

322 299 Ultra Dark FTW 💅
Posted by: Wives of NeoCons and NeoLibs at May 19, 2022 06:25 PM (A+OYq)

Ultra Dark MAGA? I'm in.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:33 PM (oHd/0)

323 I am not liking crazy world.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 06:33 PM (E0NVW)

324 Those glasses do explain Malcolm's jaundiced view of the world.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2022 06:34 PM (kXYt5)

325 My 16 year old started her period at 9 years old. Every month at her time it’s rough. I’ve kept her home a few times for a couple of days. Sometimes she toughs it out and goes to school. I know when she’s having a tough go of it. Conflicted a bit on this topic.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2022 06:34 PM (W6qhI)

326 after lunch at Taco Bell

The drag brunch?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 06:34 PM (hWaIR)

327 Comedian John Fox (at Dangerfield's) on men having periods and babies

https://tinyurl.com/46b3yfhc

Posted by: DB at May 19, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

328 Dark MAGA has more antioxidants than regular milk MAGA.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2022 06:35 PM (PiwSw)

329 It should have been tried elsewhere
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:30 PM (bs+z0)
_________________
I hate to break it to you, but if you saw that short clip of me entering the building for this trial, you may have noticed my hair and beard are all white now, no longer blond as in my famous no-nonsense Durham photo. It's time for me to retire. This trial will close the line of inquiry to the Clintons. And I can then go off into retirement. I don't want any invitations to Ft Marcy Park, IYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: No-nonsense Durham at May 19, 2022 06:35 PM (fs1hN)

330 308 299 Ultra Dark FTW
Posted by: Wives of NeoCons
Ultra Mega Dark MAGA With Extra Covfefe Shot
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:28 PM (kf6Ak)

Its gotz Electrolytes!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

331 303 Emmie if Trump doesn't God will some day.
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 06:26 PM (2JoB8


The universe would be a mess if I were in charge of God's vengeance instead of Him. But I'm always impatient in these open-and-shut cases.

Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2022 06:36 PM (6RgRK)

332 This is cool. The Bee has a Larry Correia (scifi writer) fan

Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

"Not all health professionals agree with Dr. Fauci's health order. Dr. Corry Larreia, a world-renowned monkey virologist and respected expert in finding the source of Monkeypox outbreaks, said Dr. Fauci was wrong and the outbreak should be investigated in full."

https://tinyurl.com/275hdwp2

Read the whole thing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:36 PM (kf6Ak)

333 I was away from my desktop, and logged in on my phone an hour ago (or so).

There was RED EVERYWHERE.

Something about the Brits calling out Dementia Boy.

Where'd it go???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 19, 2022 06:37 PM (BgMrQ)

334 I saw Raging Pussy open for Septic Shock at the Toobin Center for the Performing Arts in 2015.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 06:37 PM (qnDek)

335 Twitchy - Glenn Greenwald teases brutal mini-documentary on Nicolle Wallace, the 'Typhoid Mary of Disinformation'

https://tinyurl.com/4zy2pcy5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2022 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

336 Looks like the Ghost has been dipping into his cargo and sampling the contraband.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2022 06:38 PM (dp3Bn)

337 Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2022 06:34 PM (W6qhI)
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I know some women have particularly difficult periods and I don't have a problem at all with employers making accomodations for that. I just think it should be done by individuals rather than by government mandate.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

338 No one.
I am convinced this is a med-up problem by Womens Studies professors to have something to complain about.

It is juvenile.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (7obMn)

Every girl somewhere around the age of 11 or 12 discovers that being a woman is a raw deal, but then they learn to cope and get over it. Except for these idiots, who are still stuck in "Really!? We have to do that EVERY MONTH?!?"

Grow the hell up, get a job, sit down, shut up, produce something. Even if it is just my next latte.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:39 PM (okGHj)

339 "Malcom Nance is such a raging pussy."

Also a fraud. He's a Navy guy. Not a trigger puller, and been thrown out of more places for posing as one.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 19, 2022 06:40 PM (vBMpQ)

340 but perform mental gymnastics to avoid having to think they've been wrong for many many years.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 06:14 PM (YV6PJ)

There's also the matter of wanting to be aligned with one's peers and friends. Admitting you were wrong can ruin friendships and communities, and a lot of people aren't willing to do that.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 06:40 PM (OX9vb)

341 And now, a word from a lesbian vampire.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6jVtjZCJ8E&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 19, 2022 06:41 PM (FVME7)

342 I know some women have particularly difficult periods and I don't have a problem at all with employers making accomodations for that. I just think it should be done by individuals rather than by government mandate.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2022 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

I had horrible periods, where I would come home from work and just about collapse. Never once did I consider it an excuse to not go to work. When did the world decide that everything should be wonderful and you should never experience the slightest amount of pain?

This too shall pass, and it did.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:41 PM (okGHj)

343 My 16 year old started her period at 9 years old. Every month at her time it’s rough. I’ve kept her home a few times for a couple of days. Sometimes she toughs it out and goes to school. I know when she’s having a tough go of it. Conflicted a bit on this topic. Posted by: JROD

I can empathize with you. This push for a law to make time off for menstrual effects gets at something deeper. The left is constantly pushing for laws that effect 100% of the population over something that affects a minority of the population for something that is best handled privately or locally on a case by case basis. People are pretty reasonable but that is not sufficient for the Marxist Left. They are all about controlling every single aspect of everyone's life and they never quit pecking at this. I think, that is why the people here are rolling their eyes at this bullshit.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:41 PM (2mSQi)

344 Then - 1994 Dianne Feinstein: If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them... 'Mr. and Mrs. America, turn 'em all in,' I would have done it.

Now - Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy
"Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) today introduced the Age 21 Act, a bill that would raise the minimum age to purchase assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition magazines from 18 to 21."
feinstein.senate.gov
Feinstein Introduces Bill to Increase Age to Buy Assault Weapons
3:01 PM · May 19, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2022 06:41 PM (MFZ8i)

345 Three weeks before the recall vote for Chesa Boudin -- a Soros DA whose parents were terrorists, who was raised by terrorists when his terrorist parents were in prison
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Used to be you got a guy who's mom tried to abort him and failed, and then he got raised by terrorists, and he did cool shit like shoot his teachers and fellow Party members and then put clerics in metal shredders. And they had cool names. Like "Saddam." Not names that easily get spun into things like "Cheesy" and "Cheesedick."

You Americans are pathetic. You get pushed around by soy-based fiveheads named Chesa.

Be better.

Posted by: S Hussein at May 19, 2022 06:42 PM (o0I+B)

346
Grow the hell up, get a job, sit down, shut up, produce something. Even if it is just my next latte.
Posted by: tcn

lol... you left out 'grow a pair' I think....

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:42 PM (qh3o6)

347 336 Looks like the Ghost has been dipping into his cargo and sampling the contraband.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2022 06:38 PM (dp3Bn)

Yub yub, boss.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:42 PM (okGHj)

348 lol... you left out 'grow a pair' I think....
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:42 PM (qh3o6)

The pair are not evident, but if you have cramps, you know you got 'em already. Men are pain pussies, women deal.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:43 PM (okGHj)

349 If France starts losing the ability to determine what is a woman, rest assured, la civilisation est mort.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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I would trust Paolo as Gender Czar. If he declares 'Female', I'd accept it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 06:43 PM (lRqp7)

350 Chesa Boudin is a commie asshat who should never be allowed in an American courthouse unless he is in an orange jumpsuit and zip tied.

Malcolm Nance would curl up in the fetal position and suck his whittle thumb at the sight of a dead man.

Fuck them both.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 06:44 PM (R/m4+)

351 The pair are not evident, but if you have cramps, you know you got 'em already. Men are pain pussies, women deal.
Posted by: tcn
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Ow!
That hurt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 06:44 PM (lRqp7)

352 Well, the power is off in this metropolis.

Posted by: Ex-ex at May 19, 2022 06:44 PM (53hrQ)

353 "Spain is debating whether to allow three days per month of "paid menstrual leave" for women with severe menstrual cramps,"

I was told as a military matter this was immaterial to the conversation. That women could tough it out in the field, in combat, just the same as a man. Of course they also told me a women could drag the average soldier with gear into cover the same as a man.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 19, 2022 06:45 PM (vBMpQ)

354 Just like Jim Acosta I won't be Trump's secretary of state either.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 06:45 PM (eGTCV)

355 Ow!
That hurt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Just take it stoically...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 06:45 PM (qh3o6)

356 214
Now finish thinking about it. How many women can afford to take off three days without pay in one month regularly?


without pay???

Posted by: reeeeeeeeeeee at May 19, 2022 06:46 PM (v3pYe)

357 The pair are not evident, but if you have cramps, you know you got 'em already. Men are pain pussies, women deal.
Posted by: tcn
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Ow!
That hurt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 06:44 PM (lRqp7)

No not pain pussies at all. Just the opposite in fact. Being sick pussies you have a point. There's a difference.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:46 PM (oc1LF)

358 >>> And now, a word from a lesbian vampire.

She is decently funny. Definitely a novel outlook on things.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2022 06:47 PM (UnQlg)

359 The pair are not evident, but if you have cramps, you know you got 'em already. Men are pain pussies, women deal.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Yep. There are otc things you can take. Such bs. I really hate these people.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 06:47 PM (E0NVW)

360 Amazon driver just tore up the back of my car, stopped to look, then kept going. Good thing for surveillance cameras. And Amazon doesn’t seem to care

Posted by: Euro at May 19, 2022 06:47 PM (PPE9z)

361 @343 Lost In Space-I think a commenter above said it best. If you’re a woman and a worthwhile employee they’ll accommodate you.

My youngest daughter has easy periods and my oldest, it kicks her butt.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2022 06:47 PM (W6qhI)

362 Well, the power is off in this metropolis.
Posted by: Ex-ex at May 19, 2022 06:44 PM (53hrQ)

The whole town? Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 06:47 PM (Ojefh)

363 Just to be clear: Clapton had a bad reaction to the AstraZeneca "traditional vaccine", not one of the mRNA "clot shot made from fetuses that change your genome, rot your ovaries and sent your credit card number to Bill Gates" vaccines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (bW8dp)

364 Woman says her alien lover is better in bed than Earthmen https://mol.im/a/10833071

Posted by: Ciampino at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (qfLjt)

365 If I were still a menstruating pyrsyn, there is no f**king way I would alert the whole workplace to when that was by taking days off. I'm uptight that way.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (OX9vb)

366
I saw "Raging Pussy" on a double bill with "They Saved Hitler's Brain" at the Starlight Drive-In in '72.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (OK0YZ)

367 I would buy a Sports Illustrated with that Sturgis Ewok on the cover over Chubby Girl

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (8ELXQ)

368

If a woman snapped a tibia, or dislocated a shoulder, she'd cry like a woman. "Pain pussies." LOL

Posted by: A Dude at May 19, 2022 06:49 PM (o0I+B)

369 The Ewok has good teeth.

Posted by: The British Dental Association at May 19, 2022 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

370 If one has periods every month so debilitating they must stay on the couch for three days they need medical intervention.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 19, 2022 06:50 PM (+43eA)

371 They should have made Chris Wallace the Minister of Truth.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 19, 2022 06:50 PM (KLWiP)

372 Looks like the "disinformation" board is back on.. Joe hired Chertoff

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:50 PM (bs+z0)

373 OH my... Disney, not knowing the first rule of how to get out of a hole... ie stop digging...

Launches an LGBTQ line of clothing for children, and will donate all profits to LGBTQ groups.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

374 If a woman snapped a tibia, or dislocated a shoulder, she'd cry like a woman. "Pain pussies." LOL
Posted by: A Dude at May 19, 2022 06:49 PM (o0I+B)

Bones heal, chicks dig scars.

Posted by: Dude Bro at May 19, 2022 06:51 PM (VGRuw)

375 365 If I were still a menstruating pyrsyn, there is no f**king way I would alert the whole workplace to when that was by taking days off. I'm uptight that way.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (OX9vb)

Some things should remain personal. I don't announce when I'm going to take a dump, either, or if I need to fart. Not sure who fetishized bodily functions but that really needs to go away.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:51 PM (okGHj)

376 my daughter had her period early too - I think she was 10 but nearly 11 - and despite what you think, you DON'T actually have to deal with it every month, apparently.

one of the first times she got it (she wasn't regular) was when she was visiting with the Nova field hockey team, being their ball girl and hanging out after. none of them had a pad/tampon to give her. they all took the pill in such a way that they wouldn't have it.

then she said all the other girls on her middle school team were doing the same thing.

so nowadays, at least around here, girls who are serious or whose parents are serious about athletics have been using medication to prevent periods, way before the trans nightmare started!

(this was also around the time it was recommended to me to get her an "athletics induced asthma" diagnosis and put her on unneeded inhaled steroids, to improve her run speed which takes a hit during puberty)

there were more drugs/treatments that were recommended by coaches and other parents too! I was incredulous. sadly for her, I'm a hippie about these things. no pharmaceuticals if you can avoid it!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2022 06:51 PM (w0NJk)

377 364 Woman says her alien lover is better in bed than Earthmen https://mol.im/a/10833071
Posted by: Ciampino at May 19, 2022 06:48 PM (qfLjt)

Well... Earthwomenz are Eazy! Saw it in a Movie!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (oHd/0)

378 374 If a woman snapped a tibia, or dislocated a shoulder, she'd cry like a woman. "Pain pussies." LOL
Posted by: A Dude at May 19, 2022 06:49 PM (o0I+B)

Bones heal, chicks dig scars.
Posted by: Dude Bro at May 19, 2022 06:51 PM (VGRuw)

Now do childbirth.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (okGHj)

379 361 @343 Lost In Space-I think a commenter above said it best. If you’re a woman and a worthwhile employee they’ll accommodate you. My youngest daughter has easy periods and my oldest, it kicks her butt. Posted by: JROD

Most employers and institutions, Amazon Warehouses and slaughterhouses excepted, in my experience are quite accommodating for issues like this provided the person in question isn't a complete asshat. Laws for everything makes life unlivable, be it menstrual cramps or if your gay.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (2mSQi)

380 If a woman snapped a tibia, or dislocated a shoulder, she'd cry like a woman. "Pain pussies." LOL
Posted by: A Dude at May 19, 2022 06:49 PM (o0I+B)


Men are allowed to cry on three occasions: when you bury a parent, when you marry off a daughter, and when there is actual bone protruding from the break.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

381 Some things should remain personal. I don't announce when I'm going to take a dump, either, or if I need to fart. Not sure who fetishized bodily functions but that really needs to go away.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:51 PM (okGHj)

Women go #2 ? That just not true. I don't care what you say.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (oc1LF)

382 Jethro Bodine > Chesa Boudin, mentally, physically, and especially morally.

Can you imagine being raised by Ayers and Dohrn?

I'd actually feel sorry for him if he weren't a (as was said) commie asshat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 06:53 PM (bW8dp)

383 360 Amazon driver just tore up the back of my car, stopped to look, then kept going. Good thing for surveillance cameras. And Amazon doesn’t seem to care


OMG!!!! that sucks Euro!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 19, 2022 06:53 PM (w0NJk)

384 DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has tapped former DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff and former U.S. Deputy Attorney General Jamie Gorelick to review the board through the Homeland Security Advisory Council.

Posted by: DB at May 19, 2022 06:53 PM (geLO8)

385
Now do childbirth.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (okGHj)

I can't.

But if I could - I wouldn't cry about it. Part of being a man.

Posted by: A Dude at May 19, 2022 06:53 PM (o0I+B)

386 Now do childbirth.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (okGHj)

I thought we went over this. Men cannot have babies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:53 PM (oc1LF)

387 Yeah. It's off all over town and in at least 1 neighboring town

Posted by: Ex-ex at May 19, 2022 06:54 PM (53hrQ)

388 > Jamie Gorelick

Jesus Christ preserve us.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (bW8dp)

389 I had awful periods - cramps, huge clots, lbm, migraines.
Carnivore alleviated it - my periods became a lot easier - almost normal. Wish I'd done that sooner because now its perimenopause time which is a whole other kettle of fish.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (kf6Ak)

390 >>> Now do childbirth.

She done dropped that mic.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (UnQlg)

391 Woman says her alien lover is better in bed than Earthmen https://mol.im/a/10833071
Posted by: Ciampino

I guess she likes it light speed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (FVME7)

392 I lurve the way some women self-flatter regarding their pain tolerance vs men. I went through a medical condition widely regarded as one of the more painful things to experience and my mother told me to "quit being a pussy" because I was struggling to do normal daily living due to the pain (and no pain meds).

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (cNSvx)

393 Women go #2 ? That just not true. I don't care what you say.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (oc1LF)

Well, nuns don't, and they don't have feet, either. But yeah, women crap, else they'd be full of shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (okGHj)

394 388 > Jamie Gorelick

Jesus Christ preserve us.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (bW8dp)

We're gonna wish we had Scary Poppins

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 06:56 PM (bs+z0)

395 387 Yeah. It's off all over town and in at least 1 neighboring town
Posted by: Ex-ex at May 19, 2022 06:54 PM (53hrQ)

Reason 87 why I'm looking at solar with Batteries.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

396 Do I buy 600rds of .45 for 264(shipping included) plus another 100 of .380 or do I get more storable food?

Thank you UniParty for this dilemma and a special extra fuck you shout out to regime for making me think this way.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 06:56 PM (YglAn)

397 > And Amazon doesn’t seem to care

Does your state have a law about leaving the scene of an accident? Definitely get the cops involved if you haven't already. Your insurance company will probably want to see a police report.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 06:57 PM (bW8dp)

398 I went through a medical condition widely regarded as one of the more painful things to experience
_______________________
ah, dreaded kidney stone

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:57 PM (fs1hN)

399 Geez, thathalfrican, we should not be forced to make these choices.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 06:58 PM (OX9vb)

400 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (kf6Ak)

I did carnivore for like 6 months solid. Never felt better.

After this weekend I'm starting again in earnest.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 06:58 PM (YglAn)

401 391 Woman says her alien lover is better in bed than Earthmen https://mol.im/a/10833071
Posted by: Ciampino

I guess she likes it light speed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (FVME7)

Yeah, that whole rule about not putting it in Crazy?

Goes for us too.

Posted by: Klaatu of the Wolf Nebula at May 19, 2022 06:58 PM (oHd/0)

402 Who pushed the idea that women were being deprived by not being allowed to fully participate in the work place?

It was the Democrat/communists.

Who promoted the idea of Day Care Centers so mommy could go to work?

It was the Democrat/communists.


Mommy going to work full time and Day Care centers were big communist levers toward breaking up the historic family unit.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 06:58 PM (Gqta/)

403 After this weekend I'm starting again in earnest.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Yay! Good luck.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:59 PM (kf6Ak)

404 Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 06:58 PM (OX9vb)

I mean, food prices are gonna keep going up, gas as well and we're witnessing the collapse of a very complex system.

I'm worried Sri Lanka will happen here. And for anyone who says it can't needs to channel their imagination.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 06:59 PM (YglAn)

405 I am generally pro-life, but in Ms Aimee's case I'd be willing to accept late-term abortion up to the age of 40.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at May 19, 2022 06:59 PM (vcv8B)

406 369 The Ewok has good teeth.

probably patronizes hunter's dentist

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (v3pYe)

407 Chertoff is still alive?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (53XkA)

408 There is a multitude of painful conditions, and people of all 58 genders have different tolerances. I really tire of the competitive pain tolerance debate.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

409 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 06:59 PM (kf6Ak)

Thanks. I'm gonna have to get creative with super cheap cuts of meat. I've got a pressure cooker and a crock pot so it shouldn't be too hard.

Just gotta make sure it's tasty enough for the family to eat as well.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (YglAn)

410 > Your insurance company will probably want to see a police report.

Let them deal with Amazon. Insurance companies are good at making people care. They have lawyers that sharpen their fangs and smile at the prospect of suing a company like Amazon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (bW8dp)

411 >ah, dreaded kidney stone
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 06:57 PM (fs1hN)

I mean, I have zero doubts that childbirth is painful AF. I've seen it up-close more than once. Where does this idea come from that men think women don't have some uniquely painful experiences? Doesn't negate the fact that we can be laid low by some things too. Most of us men don't like being that vulnerable, but sometimes it happens.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (cNSvx)

412 Chertoff is still alive?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 07:00 PM (53XkA)


Nothing will kill Skeletor!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

413 392 I lurve the way some women self-flatter regarding their pain tolerance vs men. I went through a medical condition widely regarded as one of the more painful things to experience and my mother told me to "quit being a pussy" because I was struggling to do normal daily living due to the pain (and no pain meds).
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 06:55 PM (cNSvx)

Realistically men are far more likely to insist that they're perfectly fine until they've seriously hurt themselves than women are.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 07:01 PM (b2nrj)

414 I'm worried Sri Lanka will happen here. And for anyone who says it can't needs to channel their imagination.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Some people think this is a game, and they are going to find out that it is not a game and their progressive policy exemption card is useless.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 07:02 PM (53XkA)

415 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 07:01 PM (b2nrj)

I've seen this personally and joined in on the Tough Guy brigade.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:02 PM (YglAn)

416 > Chertoff is still alive?

He was cuter when he went by Melanie, before the "transition".

Seriously, though, Melanie Chartoff was smokin' when she was on "Fridays", back in the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 07:03 PM (bW8dp)

417 >>> Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor.


I haven't looked but I assume this has been said a bajillion times but,

Your terms are acceptable

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 07:03 PM (0fVbu)

418 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 07:02 PM (53XkA)

I live close enough to the city and....if the food runs out or dangerously low?

Prepare your anus.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:03 PM (YglAn)

419 412 Chertoff is still alive?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
-----------------------

That's the asshole. Bush admin. - pushed hard for the TSA - left the Bush admin after the TSA was established then fronted the company that sold all of the X-Ray machines to the TSA.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 07:04 PM (Gqta/)

420 childbirth is painful AF.

-
This woman gave birth to the same child twice.

https://bit.ly/3Nkyt8u

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 19, 2022 07:04 PM (FVME7)

421 Men are allowed to cry on three occasions: when you bury a parent, when you marry off a daughter, and when there is actual bone protruding from the break.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

#1 and #2: yes. Not #3.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at May 19, 2022 07:04 PM (vcv8B)

422 https://pjmedia.com/appalling teen girl disappears at nbagame and turns up 11 days later in nude photos on sex trafficking site
https://tinyurl.com/48xdyu2h

Girl has been found, but bad experience

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 07:05 PM (2JoB8)

423 Do I buy 600rds of .45 for 264(shipping included) plus another 100 of .380 or do I get more storable food?

5 gallon gas cans and a spout replacement kit.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 19, 2022 07:05 PM (o55mS)

424 Nood

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:05 PM (YglAn)

425 Fauci: If Trump is re-elected, I will refuse to serve as his chief medical advisor.


The 2024 Trump Presidential Campaign thanks you!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2022 07:05 PM (sAmhv)

426 Posted by: quantum mechanic at May 19, 2022 07:04 PM (vcv8B)

1# - Yes
2# - Just had my daughter. Holler at me in 20+ years.
3# - Hope to never find out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:07 PM (YglAn)

427 In the kung-fu grip action toys there was always a lever or button on the back to activate the grip. Where's ace's button?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 07:08 PM (0fVbu)

428 Noodlum.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 07:08 PM (RkC6l)

429 > Just gotta make sure it's tasty enough for the family to eat as well.

Italian beef sandwiches are an option. They were invented to use tough cuts of meat. Basic recipe is a packet of Italian dressing mix, beef, and cook until tender. Serve sliced thin on a substantial bun with plenty of the jus ladled on. Add peppers (sweet, hot, or both) and cheese as you choose. Many get fancier with the herbs and spices, but the basic recipe is simple and tasty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 07:09 PM (bW8dp)

430 Thanks Rodrigo

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:11 PM (YglAn)

431 Back when I was young and wild, several of us of both sexes woke up in a foul, rancid hotel room. The guys all accused each other, but no one owned up to it. The thing was, these young warriors would have been proud of it. It was a mystery never solved. It honestly never dawned on any of us that women pass gas too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 19, 2022 07:15 PM (KLWiP)

432 Re Sri Lanka: I've been predicting for some time that they are going to screw up things that no one ever imagined could be screwed up. Baby formula is just an example. But there are much bigger ones out there that we can't prepare for, because no one ever thought of them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 19, 2022 07:24 PM (KLWiP)

433 "It's important to be clear about what we mean by painful period,"

But I thought women were just as good as men and didn't have any sorts of differences that might make them less desirable as employees or infantry or sailors or firefighters or...

Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2022 07:31 PM (zDcxE)

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