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Another prank.

wut

Bridge weight limits are for cowards, weaklings, and those without heart.

Rambunctious pub-crawlers!

Will you be my friend?

Dog really wants that moving stick.

This gives me an idea for a really creepy clock...

I guess there's some bidet advantage here?

Labrador taking car of three tiger cubs rejected by their mom.

Pranking babies is easy because babies are dumb.

High wire act.

Dog has learned the "'Sup" head-tilt gesture of minimal acknowledgement.

Mild content warning for The Ultimate Stuntman.

Animals (not all of them deadly predators) want hugs. Just the cutest hyenas at the end.

Elegant swan dog show 🦢🐕 pic.twitter.com/sl7QrfPhym
— Prisoners Dilemma Club (@prisonersdilem5) April 24, 2022

Now that’s a CHICKEN pic.twitter.com/ESWYBzMRQL
— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) May 19, 2022

infatuated baby lambpic.twitter.com/ivJxLBR89P
— Enez Özen (@enezozenreal) February 23, 2022

the deer who scored and rejoiced hahapic.twitter.com/Pc2S2C0XMo
— Enez Özen (@enezozenreal) February 21, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM

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1 Me?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 07:36 PM (hWaIR)

2 First

Posted by: Cosda at May 19, 2022 07:36 PM (zOxM6)

3 Yes you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 07:36 PM (qh3o6)

4 Good evening, again, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2022 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

5 The world’s carbin budget is finite and running out fast; we need a rapid transition to net zero” . This is why all states shoulds adapt the Brattleboro FART (Flatus Actualized Recapture Technology) Tube program immediately to use Human Greenhorse Gas for energy producktion and end Globill Warming.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 19, 2022 07:37 PM (p6thf)

6 I say... I say Boy... I Like Big Hens, and I can't deny it... but....

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn... at May 19, 2022 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

7 Can I has a carbine footprint?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 07:39 PM (hWaIR)

8 I don't even know what's happening anymore with anything.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 07:39 PM (dscaa)

9 Got my replacement laptop finally, unfortunately its Windows 11

I hope stuff runs on it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

10 Re Mary's post, the number of "real" companies reporting carbon capture and sequestration projects this quarter is astonishing - at least BLM bought a mansion or two with their money instead of pissing it away.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 19, 2022 07:40 PM (oWBc3)

11 Fuck you, Mary.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2022 07:41 PM (u73oe)

12 I watched the goats. Mesmerizing.

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 07:41 PM (mrdgj)

13 Lambs are too cute

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 07:42 PM (2JoB8)

14 10 Re Mary's post, the number of "real" companies reporting carbon capture and sequestration projects this quarter is astonishing - at least BLM bought a mansion or two with their money instead of pissing it away.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 19, 2022 07:40 PM (oWBc3)

And in other news, crop yields worldwide seriously Decline... cause unknown... but its Putin's Fault.

Posted by: News from 10 years from now at May 19, 2022 07:42 PM (oHd/0)

15 Look at their haircuts. Kids these days!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)

16 My new laptop is Win 11. I haven't had any big problems with it, just sometimes have to reset changes I made to the settings.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 07:42 PM (5HBd1)

17 I bet the Swan lady is all kinds of crazy.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 19, 2022 07:44 PM (qH6FZ)

18 Blackface, something, something...

Posted by: davidt at May 19, 2022 07:44 PM (sReZj)

19 Willowed:

John McCain was a wholly bought instrument of the Deep State.

'Wholly bought?' More like 'energetic volunteer.'

At this point, I am pretty much in the 'Songbird McStain' category.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2022 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

20 What is that the only bridge for 100 miles?

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 07:45 PM (2JoB8)

21 My favorite thread of the day!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2022 07:45 PM (jTmQV)

22 And.... right on time... MSN says Calif has a serious problem with Electric cars due to charging....

Just before memorial day, when Gas Prices are spiking anyway.

File this under... duh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

23 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2022 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

I dunno if I'm willing to go that far....but....

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 19, 2022 07:46 PM (YglAn)

24 17 I bet the Swan lady is all kinds of crazy.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 19, 2022 07:44 PM (qH6FZ)

Yeah, she aint there to show off her DOG. Dog is just an accessory.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

25 Aww...baby goats.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)

26 I bet those Hyenas had some bad bad breath.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 07:47 PM (oc1LF)

27 Flowers! Flowers Capture Carbon...

Plants!! Plants Capture Carbon...

Trees!!! Trees capture Carbon..

--
Bill "I totally didn't Roofie Your Drink" Cosby

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 07:47 PM (dV0J5)

28 John McCain was a wholly bought instrument of the Deep State.

Point of order: McCain was only ever RENTED. Never bought. He was like a Clinton that way.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 07:48 PM (snpvX)

29 This gives me an idea for a really creepy clock...

Ace, you know there's such a thing as a Kit-Cat clock, right?

https://tinyurl.com/yhwetvp5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2022 07:48 PM (2JVJo)

30 Those kids in the top photo! Squeeee

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 07:49 PM (kf6Ak)

31 Those fellas in the first prank shows what can happen when guys don't get laid for quite awhile.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 07:49 PM (R/m4+)

32 >>>Ace, you know there's such a thing as a Kit-Cat clock, right?

yes I was alluding to that

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:49 PM (0G13K)

33 If you are going to try to traverse a bridge that may collapse I say get a running start at full speed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 07:49 PM (oc1LF)

34 Serious question: Since water vapor is the strongest greenhouse gas we have, wouldnt it be more effective to sequester water?

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 19, 2022 07:50 PM (Uzh5E)

35 Kids are so much fun, and for real they will try to climb everything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 07:50 PM (KZzsI)

36 >>>Ace, you know there's such a thing as a Kit-Cat clock, right?

yes I was alluding to that
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:49 PM (0G13

Don't worry boss I got it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 07:50 PM (oc1LF)

37 yes I was alluding to that
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:49 PM (0G13K)

Ah, no worries, then. I have one in the kitchen of Stately Poppins Manor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (2JVJo)

38 "Bridge weight limits are for cowards, weaklings, and those without heart."

Reminds me of the impossible in real-life bridge crossing scene in the film "Sorcerer" starring Roy Scheider. A remake of "The Wages of Fear."

(Yeah, I know you've never heard of either one, but I recommend you watch them if you can find them.)

Posted by: Jeez Louise! at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (I0Cvf)

39 @34

>>wouldnt it be more effective to sequester water?

GREAAT!!! Do not give these motherf**kers any ideas!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (dV0J5)

40 Ace, here's another "can't believe it's a real critter" for ya:

crin wolf (chrysocyon brachyurus)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (kf6Ak)

41 >Ace, you know there's such a thing as a Kit-Cat clock, right?
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Give me a break.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (krQz2)

42 Yeah I have seen Sorcerer, and its a great movie. Incredibly suspenseful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

43 Reminds me of the impossible in real-life bridge crossing scene in the film "Sorcerer" starring Roy Scheider. A remake of "The Wages of Fear."

I really loved that movie.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (snpvX)

44 That aircraft design is kind of neat. I mean you always want all your load on the wing as opposed to the fuselage. Thats the drive behind the blended wing designs that don't have a fuse just room in a big old wing. The thing that gives me a kick is the Itty bitty tiny baby vertical tail at the back. aaawww it's so cute. Also that absolute unit of an engine. Fan blade out, engine seizure or torque surge and the whole thing would probably roll. Pitch or yaw and you'd get cross coupling from the massive engine gyroscopic forces.

Reminds me of undergraduate design classes and the crazy things some groups would come up with.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (0fVbu)

45 Puppet's name, i think was Lamb Chops.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (pKxff)

46 >>>42 Yeah I have seen Sorcerer, and its a great movie. Incredibly suspenseful

oh right i've been talking about seeing that for like six years.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (0G13K)

47 GREAAT!!! Do not give these motherf**kers any ideas!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (dV0J5)

It could be like that awesome movie Solarbabies

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 19, 2022 07:53 PM (Uzh5E)

48 OK, folks, it's going to be a long day at work tomorrow, so I am hitting the sack.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2022 07:53 PM (2JVJo)

49 Moths last seen 110 years ago found at Detroit airport. US Government immediately murders them. There's gotta be a metaphor in there somewhere.

https://tinyurl.com/3xtk5hj8

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 07:53 PM (HsAzN)

50 That would be a great topic..

Name a little known film that you and maybe Quentin Tarantino saw.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 07:54 PM (dV0J5)

51 Loved the pranked baby video.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 07:54 PM (RkC6l)

52 The next guy goes over that bridge on a bicycle and the whole thing collapses

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 07:54 PM (0fVbu)

53 Mild content warning for The Ultimate Stuntman.

***

Can't stop laughing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 07:54 PM (kf6Ak)

54 The chicken is more dinosaur than bird.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 07:55 PM (b2nrj)

55 oh right i've been talking about seeing that for like six years.
Posted by: ace

It's been years since I've seen it, but I remember it as being very masculine. I'm not sure a woman had a speaking part in the whole movie.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 07:55 PM (snpvX)

56 It looks like The Cure in blackface.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 07:55 PM (HsAzN)

57 Displays of interspecies affection always leave me a little disoriented, in a good way, I suppose.

First time I have heard that oft-fired cannon by Pachebel in a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 07:56 PM (4E7Sa)

58 GREAAT!!! Do not give these motherf**kers any ideas!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 07:51 PM (dV0J5)

It could be like that awesome movie Solarbabies
Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 19, 2022 07:53 PM (Uzh5E)
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Now you gone and done it!

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 07:56 PM (krQz2)

59 oh right i've been talking about seeing that for like six years.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (0G13K)

You mean you saw it six years ago and you've been talking about having seen it? Or you've been anticipating seeing it for six years?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 07:57 PM (dscaa)

60 >>>Name a little known film that you and maybe Quentin Tarantino saw.

you must be out of your damn mind

https://youtu.be/M8NKFjcRS2o?t=57

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:57 PM (0G13K)

61 It’s the Ultra MAGA chicken fucker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 07:57 PM (Ojefh)

62 The chicken is more dinosaur than bird.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 07:55 PM

Reptilian and evil...

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at May 19, 2022 07:58 PM (RkC6l)

63 That would be a great topic..

Name a little known film that you and maybe Quentin Tarantino saw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 07:54 PM (dV0J5)

Dolemite and Black Sampson

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 07:58 PM (oc1LF)

64 Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (0fVbu)

Ha! We can just put in redundant systems with redundant software as controls. It'll be totes safe, like Pf=10E-eleventy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2022 07:58 PM (6Ino6)

65
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2022 07:59 PM (ENBF0)

66
Name a little known film that you and maybe Quentin Tarantino saw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Return of the Secaucus Seven

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 08:00 PM (4t6Xc)

67 Yeah, she aint there to show off her DOG. Dog is just an accessory.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

She can get away with it now because she's young and fairly attractive, but she'll be dressed like that doing the same thing when she's 80, you know, Nicolle Wallaces age.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 19, 2022 08:00 PM (qH6FZ)

68 @60

>>you must be out of your damn mind

Well played sir, well played.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2022 08:00 PM (dV0J5)

69 https://youtu.be/M8NKFjcRS2o?t=57
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:57 PM (0G13K

She is smoking hot to me. I wonder why didn't make it big. Last I saw her was a recurring role in Two and a Half Men.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 08:01 PM (oc1LF)

70 EPA relaxed the summer fuel blend requirements today for gasoline. Should ease gas prices a little. Won't do anything for diesel.

Pretty sad that they did it just to save Biden though.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 19, 2022 08:01 PM (Y5qcH)

71 >>>You mean you saw it six years ago and you've been talking about having seen it?

i heard of it when i was young but didn't know what it was. About six years ago I heard it was really tense and wanted to see it. A friend build a deluxe theater in his basement and i think he was talking about showing it down there but I never made it over.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 08:01 PM (0G13K)

72 Name a little known film that you and maybe Quentin Tarantino saw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Ken Russell's Gothic?

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 08:02 PM (krQz2)

73 Couldn't remember that sheep breed up top. They are Valais Blacknose:

https://tinyurl.com/ws2mweun

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

74 Gorilla reminds me of a Fleetwood Mac album cover.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

75 Ok, ultimate stuntman was freaking funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 19, 2022 08:04 PM (JYagr)

76
Bridge crossing looks cool until you watch about 100 videos of the bridge collapsing or the truck sliding off into the water.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2022 08:05 PM (/U27+)

77 Got my replacement laptop finally, unfortunately its Windows 11 I hope stuff runs on it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

With one swipe you can go from being a student to a GAMER!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 19, 2022 08:06 PM (JYagr)

78 Awww, they are negative image Chekovs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

79 >>> Loved the pranked baby video.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 07:54 PM (RkC6l)

I new parents that did that all the time.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 08:07 PM (0fVbu)

80 Yeah, she aint there to show off her DOG. Dog is just an accessory.

Posted by: Romeo13

You could probably survive for months off the left-over peanut butter in all the semi-empty jars in her trash can.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 08:07 PM (XlpYx)

81 My new laptop keeps wanting to update to windows 11. So far I have stopped it.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:09 PM (E0NVW)

82 i heard of it when i was young but didn't know what it was. About six years ago I heard it was really tense and wanted to see it. A friend build a deluxe theater in his basement and i think he was talking about showing it down there but I never made it over.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 08:01 PM (0G13K)

The promise of free candy warned you off?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 08:09 PM (3NKiY)

83 My new laptop keeps wanting to update to windows 11. So far I have stopped it.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:09 PM (E0NVW)
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Upgradophobe.

Accept your laptop's new identity.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 08:10 PM (krQz2)

84 >>> https://youtu.be/M8NKFjcRS2o?t=57
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 07:57 PM (0G13K

She is smoking hot to me. I wonder why didn't make it big. Last I saw her was a recurring role in Two and a Half Men.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 08:01 PM (oc1LF)

Didn't she date the Shaun dude in real life?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 08:10 PM (0fVbu)

85 80 Yeah, she aint there to show off her DOG. Dog is just an accessory.

Posted by: Romeo13
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Wacko doodle household that one's from.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 08:11 PM (Gqta/)

86 Vultures circle...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11m
@BusinessInsider: 'SpaceX employee said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence'

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 19, 2022 08:11 PM (yikp0)

87 Blacknose!

Posted by: Hare lip at May 19, 2022 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

88 Didn't she date the Shaun dude in real life?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 08:10 PM (0fVbu)
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I believe so.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 08:11 PM (krQz2)

89 Just when I thought FJB was running out things to fuck up I find on Tucker that FJB is about to hand over a huge chunk of our national sovereignty to WHO via a Planned Pandemic Treaty which includes a clause for misinformation censorship. And just when I thought we were done with Nina. But there is more! The WHO gets to control your health records which is tied into travel. Of course, access to critical medicine is based on equity which means you are screwed unless you belong to a favored class. Yeah!

The steady march to creating a neo feudal society continues.

President Xi nods with loving approval from the shadows.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 08:13 PM (2mSQi)

90 I can't think of any weird little-known movies only me and Tarantino would have watched. My memory ain't that good.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 19, 2022 08:14 PM (qH6FZ)

91 Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 19, 2022 08:11 PM (yikp0)

This is how everyone prominent stays Democrat.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 08:14 PM (dscaa)

92 The company paid $250,000 for her silence'
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 19, 2022 08:11 PM (yikp0)

Amber Turd got him to donate 1M to her precious ACLU and the kids hospital.

The power of poon...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 19, 2022 08:14 PM (JYagr)

93 EPA relaxed the summer fuel blend requirements today for gasoline. Should ease gas prices a little. Won't do anything for diesel.

Pretty sad that they did it just to save Biden though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

They're still letting California set their own blends, right?
So, it will not help them... perfect!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 08:14 PM (qh3o6)

94 Tucker is doing a piece on Biden turning over all authority to the WHO to essentially run the US response to any future pandemics. And who gets to decide what is a pandemic? Why the WHO of course.

And when I say complete control I mean everything including your ability to travel, work, go to school etc. This is real and it's happening this weekend. Part of the WHO's authority also goes to controlling disinformation and misinformation. If you wondered where all this speech control has been coming from that's one spot. So is the WEF and as it turns out NATO

Check out this article on Scary Poppins and what she was doing before Biden tried to make her our thought control cop.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kx3628

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

95 I only have 1/2 tank. Really need to fill up tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:16 PM (E0NVW)

96 86. Apparently they did not pay enough. Um NDA? She talked anyway?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 19, 2022 08:17 PM (+43eA)

97
Fan blade out, engine seizure or torque surge and the whole thing would probably roll. Pitch or yaw and you'd get cross coupling from the massive engine gyroscopic forces.

Reminds me of undergraduate design classes and the crazy things some groups would come up with.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 07:52 PM (0fVbu)

__________

"And Stachel, let's see some real flying."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2022 08:18 PM (/U27+)

98 95 I only have 1/2 tank. Really need to fill up tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:16 PM (E0NVW)

I am down to a quarter. Yay!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)

99 I only have 1/2 tank. Really need to fill up tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel

This was standard procedure during the Carter years.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 08:20 PM (2mSQi)

100 Anyone entering the building beyond the drop box must go through a metal detector manned by the sheriff department. Opponents say this makes voting “too difficult and complex” for voters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 08:20 PM (f8jdA)

101 >>> Apparently they did not pay enough. Um NDA? She talked anyway?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 19, 2022 08:17 PM (+43eA)

Nah, you can break those any time. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 19, 2022 08:21 PM (0fVbu)

102 You have to top off your tank every few miles to keep ahead of the price increases.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 08:21 PM (f8jdA)

103 That's the thing about Progressive Pleasuredome.

The Dems probably get all sorts of dirt on you that they can use later when you leave the dome.

NDAs are cool when you assist the progs, but an infidel needs to be exposed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 08:22 PM (krQz2)

104 Just when I thought FJB was running out things to fuck up I find on Tucker that FJB is about to hand over a huge chunk of our national sovereignty to WHO via a Planned Pandemic Treaty which includes a clause for misinformation censorship.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams

We all kinda think Obama is calling the shots right? It makes sense. Dogeater wanted to do all this destruction but was too thin skinned to accept the inevitable blow back when he did. But now he has FJB, the halfwit, as his avatar. Now Dogeater can set America ablaze and it is FJB who will get (and is getting) that blow back. Until years after the revolution when the history books will tell that it was Dogeater all along. He's wearing Brandon like a skin suit and Brandon's not even aware of it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:22 PM (snpvX)

105 This was standard procedure during the Carter years.
Posted by: Lost In Space

I sorta remember that. Mom and dad tried their best to keep that shit away from us.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:22 PM (E0NVW)

106
I am down to a quarter. Yay!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)

__________

Time to take out a mortgage for a fill up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2022 08:22 PM (/U27+)

107 Another investigation by Pennsylvania’s Lehigh County District Attorney’s Office, in which detectives reviewed hours of video of the county’s drop boxes for the October 2021 elections, found hundreds of people putting multiple ballots into unmanned drop boxes.

Pennsylvania law requires a voter to send an absentee ballot by mail or deliver it personally. Yet, Gov. Tom Wolf’s wife, Frances Wolf, broke this law in the October 2021 election, when she deposited her own ballot along with her husband’s ballot in a York County ballot drop box. The governor later called it an honest mistake.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 08:23 PM (f8jdA)

108 I only have 1/2 tank. Really need to fill up tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel

During the Carter years you could only buy gas based on the last digit your license plate, basically and even/odd system. If I recall correctly license plate theft when up.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 08:23 PM (2mSQi)

109 Those lambs are adorable!!!

Posted by: Tobekiwi at May 19, 2022 08:24 PM (anR+m)

110 Lancaster County had not intended to provide a drop box for the primary election, but the county was sued last week by the American Civil Liberties Union, claiming that it had failed to meet in the sunshine to decide not to use drop boxes.

But a judge ruled on May 13 that the decision not to used drop boxes was administrative and did not need to be discussed in a public meeting, Lancaster County Commissioner Ray D’Agostino told The Epoch Times. The judge ordered the county to return to status quo, which he considered to be with drop boxes. He also allowed for the commissioners to meet on Monday and vote on the use of ballot boxes in the county.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 08:24 PM (f8jdA)

111 During the Carter years you could only buy gas based on the last digit your license plate, basically and even/odd system. If I recall correctly license plate theft when up.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 08:23 PM (2mSQi)
---
Just remember whether you're an even or odd.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 08:25 PM (krQz2)

112 I filled up at $3.999 (hate that fractional cent bullshit). All four of our gas stations are hanging tough going over the $4 mark, seeing who blinks first. My money is on Casey's with a jump in their pizza price thrown in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

113 During the Carter years you could only buy gas based on the last digit your license plate, basically and even/odd system. If I recall correctly license plate theft when up.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Lol. I looked at my plate last nite. Even. Thankfully I can park in a garage.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:26 PM (E0NVW)

114
Just remember whether you're an even or odd.
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 08:25 PM (krQz2)

_________

I'm definitely odd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2022 08:26 PM (/U27+)

115 Which letters are even?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 08:27 PM (f8jdA)

116 I filled up at $3.999 (hate that fractional cent bullshit). All four of our gas stations are hanging tough going over the $4 mark, seeing who blinks first. My money is on Casey's with a jump in their pizza price thrown in.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

I finally paid more than $4.00 in Oklahoma last week at Costco. I use 93 though.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:27 PM (snpvX)

117 >>We all kinda think Obama is calling the shots right?

I think the shots are being called above Obama's pay grade. I think decisions are being made by a cabal of our global elite including scum like Soros.

Functional decisions might be made at lower levels but the overall architecture is the WEF blueprint. It's not a coincidence that every insane policy they want is what is being implemented in western countries around the world where they dominate.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

118 He's [Our 1st communist president] wearing Brandon like a skin suit and Brandon's not even aware of it. Posted by: Blutarski

O: Joe, I think you have what it takes to be transformational.
B: Oh, shucks, really? You make me blush. Luv you man. I have always wanted to be called something with more than 1, 2 or 3 syllables.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 08:28 PM (2mSQi)

119 Damn, I just saw that Vangelis died.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2022 08:30 PM (m0zqP)

120 A woman who works at the pub brought her dog in on the way to take to the vet to be put down. He was such a sweet, handsome boy.
Damn it made me sad.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

121 Damn, I just saw that Vangelis died.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I have his 1492 theme on my playlist. Awesome.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:31 PM (snpvX)

122 Conservative Treehouse has an article about today s testimony by the sec of the Interior Deb Haaland who was testifying that the Department was doing all it can to approve oil leases when a press release was faxed during her testimony from her Department saying her testimony was not to give approval to additional leases. Manchin had a copy and showed it to her. She stammered around and finally said she did not know what her department was doing.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (aucRS)

123 116 I have a pretty good time and place memory. Non ethanol was $2 a gallon, Christmas time of 2019 over in Poteau OK. That was only .21 more than the ethanol added. Good times. Wonder what happened.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

124 Obama couldn't sell watermelons on the side of the road.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (dscaa)

125 Vangelis 1492: Conquest of Paradise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (snpvX)

126 My license plate identifies as odd or even depending on the date. Deny that and I'll sue you for misidentification.

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (t4K9t)

127 Did Vangelis do the music for Chariots of Fire?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:34 PM (eGTCV)

128 Did Vangelis do the music for Chariots of Fire?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Yes he did. Good catch.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:35 PM (snpvX)

129 My gasoline identifies as free.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 08:35 PM (dscaa)

130 Did Vangelis do the music for Chariots of Fire?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Yes he did. Good catch.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:35 PM (h

I loved the movie and the music.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

131 I finally paid more than $4.00 in Oklahoma last week at Costco. I use 93 though.
Posted by: Blutarski

*

$5.40 for premium here.

And I heard Biden just cancelled the lease on yet another 1000 acre oil and gas property in Alaska. Because YOLO, motherf*ckers. Buy an electric car if you don't like it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 19, 2022 08:37 PM (9Wrck)

132 123 116 I have a pretty good time and place memory. Non ethanol was $2 a gallon, Christmas time of 2019 over in Poteau OK. That was only .21 more than the ethanol added. Good times. Wonder what happened.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

Spent a lot of time with my Grandparents in and around Poteau when I was a kid.

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2022 08:37 PM (AmoqO)

133 Doggie and dancing lady are lovely.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

134 And I heard Biden just cancelled the lease on yet another 1000 acre oil and gas property in Alaska. Because YOLO, motherf*ckers. Buy an electric car if you don't like it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 19, 2022 08:37 PM (9Wrck)

But you can't charge your electric car during peak use hours... like when you get home from work...or at night when solar is not available.

Yours truly

PG&E

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

135 Goats are the new bats.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2022 08:39 PM (4NlP1)

136 And I heard Biden just cancelled the lease on yet another 1000 acre oil and gas property in Alaska. Because YOLO, motherf*ckers. Buy an electric car if you don't like it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society

Yes, yes, but he's reaching out to communist Venezuela to make up the difference. Their oil doesn't cause climate change, evidently.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:40 PM (snpvX)

137 We're not going to make it to the mid terms.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2022 08:40 PM (u73oe)

138 I like making road trips, and for the longest time I always budgeted fuel at $5 a gallon in case something serious happened. I'm planning a trip at the end of June, and I'm not even going to screw around and budget at $7.50. $10.00 a gallon it is.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:40 PM (lz5hY)

139 Obama calling the shots? LMAO. Dude is an idiot. It's the Persians through whatever intermediary they choose.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 19, 2022 08:42 PM (oWBc3)

140 My gasoline identifies as free.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 08:35 PM (dscaa)

I accept this offer

Posted by: Lord Humungus at May 19, 2022 08:42 PM (0fVbu)

141 There will be no midterms.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 19, 2022 08:42 PM (oWBc3)

142 Nick Lowe had a song I Made an American Squirm. I have two Americans wanting a good squirming from me.
Too complicated.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

143 Yeah I have seen Sorcerer, and its a great movie. Incredibly suspenseful

Roy's hallucinate-along.

Posted by: DaveA at May 19, 2022 08:43 PM (FhXTo)

144 139 That intermediary would be the Farsi Ferret, ValJar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

145 Snake eyes, French fries and I got lots of gas
Full moon and a jumpin' tune, now you don't have to ask
Sure enough, they'll be sellin' you stuff
When the moon begins to rise
Pretty bad when you're dealin' with the man...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 08:44 PM (R/m4+)

146
Obama calling the shots? LMAO. Dude is an idiot. It's the Persians through whatever intermediary they choose.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 19, 2022 08:42 PM (oWBc3)

_________

Calling the shots is too much like work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2022 08:44 PM (/U27+)

147 I think the shots are being called above Obama's pay grade.

There can be little doubt. The mess in Washington is little more than a nightmarish stage prop.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2022 08:45 PM (Xrfse)

148 I like making road trips, and for the longest time I always budgeted fuel at $5 a gallon in case something serious happened. I'm planning a trip at the end of June, and I'm not even going to screw around and budget at $7.50. $10.00 a gallon it is. Posted by: bill in arkansas,

I have a few trips this summer locked in. Price is an issue but I am dead concerned that rationing may be in place. Good luck going anywhere if you are stuck buying gas on a specific day or limited to untenable amounts of fuel you can buy in a month. These are not fevered dream concerns, I am hearing rationing is coming, my likely by executive order. The goal is to put in place a neo feudal society.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 08:45 PM (2mSQi)

149 think the shots are being called above Obama's pay grade.

There can be little doubt. The mess in Washington is little more than a nightmarish stage prop.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2022 08:45 PM (Xrfse)

Those jug ears are capable of picking up signals from Alpha Centauri.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)

150 Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

Jack—-I saw that piece and it deserves watching. I beIieve though that we are surrendering sovereignty to WHO for health emergencies not simply pandemics. It ties into your other comment about the globalist who are running this country.

Posted by: 7man at May 19, 2022 08:49 PM (qwO6y)

151 148 Yeah, that worries me. My little car has a 400 mile range without worries, so if I top off at every opportunity I should be OK. I was on a trip during the height of the Covid idiocy, and a couple times I thought it was going to be a sleep in the car night. Pro tip. Keep a roll of tp and an E tool in the car because they shut down the rest stops. Never came to that, but I was smug in my preparedness.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY)

152 There can be little doubt. The mess in Washington is little more than a nightmarish stage prop.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

JJ had link today: If FJB was trying to destroy America, what would he do differently?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:50 PM (snpvX)

153 This shit is not how I expected my later years.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:51 PM (E0NVW)

154 If they're honest those UFO hearings will find evidence the Democrats are controlled from beyond our solar system.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

155 FINALLY!

I say farewell to my gallbladder tomorrow morning at 715 am.
My surgery was cancelled in December because of the Wuhan Red Death.

It's been a fucking year since this nightmare started.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 08:51 PM (79p/O)

156 Had some pretty strong storms come through.

Power was out for almost two hours due to a tree limb falling on some power lines.

Two of our neighbors are gonna be very upset when they get home. Their cars were parked on the street, and the heavy rain flooded the street.
Those vehicles are a loss.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 08:53 PM (Ls+Jx)

157 153 Yep.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:53 PM (lz5hY)

158 The outsourcing of our pandemic response to the WHO comes with giving the WHO complete control over every aspect of our lives once they determine there is a pandemic. That's not an exaggeration. They will have complete control over the entire country inducing having the ability to police our conversation for "misinformation" and "disinformation".

In the last few years there have been multiple attempts to control our conversation including social media, at our schools, work and the most latest example from Scary Poppins.

And it's not just the US, it's all western societies that have bought into the WEF insanity. This isn't all a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

159 If they're honest those UFO hearings will find evidence the Democrats are controlled from beyond our solar system.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Don't blame me for this shit.

Posted by: Lrrr at May 19, 2022 08:54 PM (P1f+c)

160 Those vehicles are a loss.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace

Pffft!

Posted by: Oklahoma Weather, which is trying to kill you. Always. at May 19, 2022 08:54 PM (snpvX)

161
I don't see many people trying to defend what FJB is doing, just attacking Republicans. As usual.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2022 08:54 PM (/U27+)

162 That baby thinks everything tastes like baby food.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 08:55 PM (yQpMk)

163 157 Probably time to stock up on more canned meat and canned goods.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 08:55 PM (E0NVW)

164 This shit is not how I expected my later years.
Posted by: Infidel

Exactly.

I didn't expect to live out my years in Democrat enforced poverty.
Fuckers.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 08:56 PM (79p/O)

165 Honestly, would you be shocked to find out Adam Schiff is a big grey? He looks like ET.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:57 PM (eGTCV)

166 163 Every trip to the store, one or two items to throw into the plastic tote.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 08:58 PM (lz5hY)

167 Honestly, would you be shocked to find out Adam Schiff is a big grey? He looks like ET.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

He's an insectoid.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:59 PM (snpvX)

168 New movie, "Teeth", starring Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 09:00 PM (Gqta/)

169 166 As do I. Kids have a Sam's club membership. I sorta buy in bulk. Storage is becoming an issue.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:01 PM (E0NVW)

170 Every election I want to see our side win, but for a cherry on top I would love to see some real asshole lifers like Schiff go down in defeat. Dominion Voting Machines LLC has that dream vaporized.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:02 PM (lz5hY)

171 I say farewell to my gallbladder tomorrow morning at 715 am.
My surgery was cancelled in December because of the Wuhan Red Death.

It's been a fucking year since this nightmare started.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 08:51 PM (79p/

Good luck and prayers for a quick recovery

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 09:02 PM (kf6Ak)

172 Babies are dumb, and it's about time we stopped making excuses for the wee little dum-dums, ace.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 09:02 PM (KFhLj)

173 That would suck, SMH!

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:02 PM (E0NVW)

174 Honestly, would you be shocked to find out Adam Schiff is a big grey? He looks like ET.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 08:57 PM (eGTCV)

Maybe a grey, but not a big one. If anything he would hold the grey's rank of Piss Boy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2022 09:03 PM (VwHCD)

175 And it's not just the US, it's all western societies that have bought into the WEF insanity. This isn't all a coincidence.

Absolutely. Just look at the names listed on their board of trustees.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)

176 I don't think anyone is calling the shots. It is 50 staffers all doing whatever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 09:04 PM (f8jdA)

177
JJ had link today: If FJB was trying to destroy America, what would he do differently?
Posted by: Blutarski
--------

Paul Harvey said it all, in 1965, 'If I were the devil': https://tinyurl.com/2p8e9vv8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 09:05 PM (Xnr/7)

178 C'mon,
Thanks! I'll be so relieved. No stones, it's not functioning.

Good times.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 09:05 PM (79p/O)

179 >>Jack—-I saw that piece and it deserves watching. I beIieve though that we are surrendering sovereignty to WHO for health emergencies not simply pandemics. It ties into your other comment about the globalist who are running this country.

Take a look at the article I linked at 94. There is a coordinated worldwide attempt to stifle free speech coming from multiple globalist organizations and the leftists in our country are completely onboard.

The whole Ukraine/Russia narrative is being forced down our throats and Zelensky is a WEF puppet. We are doing all sort of insane shit in this country like killing our oil and gas industry and throwing open our borders that make no sense unless the agenda is being set by people outside this country.

The goal of worldwide socialism is to make all countries equal. They can't raise the standard for lesser countries they can only lower ours.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

180 Every election I want to see our side win, but for a cherry on top I would love to see some real asshole lifers like Schiff go down in defeat. Dominion Voting Machines LLC has that dream vaporized.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Our side won't win until there are about 1000 leftists swinging from the yardarm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 09:06 PM (f8jdA)

181 I keep asking people under what authority we can put the WHO in charge. No one seems to know. I have also asked exactly how this would be enforced. Do they plan to put UN troops in everywhere?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

182 I watched a YouTube series about Kentucky goblins. I'm sure they're Democrats.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 09:07 PM (eGTCV)

183 I can envision sitting in a rocking chair on the porch years from now (hopefully) telling the kids "I remember when gas was only $4.00 a gallon!)

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 09:07 PM (79p/O)

184 176 The whole deal is being run like Governor LePetomaine's staff meeting in Blazing Saddles "I didn't get a harumph out of you!"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:07 PM (lz5hY)

185 I'm being flippant. I apologize.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)

186 interesting, baffling and maddening article at common sense

world reknown cancer researcher, on track to win the Nobel

now sidelined by the METOOers

now, no one in this country will touch him and he is collecting unemployment

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:09 PM (us2H3)

187 >I keep asking people under what authority we can put the WHO in charge. No one seems to know. I have also asked exactly how this would be enforced. Do they plan to put UN troops in everywhere?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

In a theoretical America where the Constitution was actually in force, there's no way that we would be subordinate to WHO. But that's just a dream scenario.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 19, 2022 09:09 PM (cNSvx)

188 “You watch your ass.”

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 09:09 PM (Ojefh)

189 This shit is not how I expected my later years.

Knew it was only a matter of time but thought my dirt nap would happen before it truly became reality. The Coof travesty signaled that all bets were off.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2022 09:09 PM (Xrfse)

190 The whole deal is being run like Governor LePetomaine's staff meeting in Blazing Saddles "I didn't get a harumph out of you!"
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Work, work, work, work, work. Hello, boys, I missed you!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 09:09 PM (snpvX)

191 Our side won't win until there are about 1000 leftists swinging from the yardarm.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 09:06 PM (f8jdA)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2022 09:10 PM (kf6Ak)

192 188 Heh.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:10 PM (lz5hY)

193 167 Honestly, would you be shocked to find out Adam Schiff is a big grey? He looks like ET.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

He's an insectoid.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:59 PM (snpvX)

See, I knew we didn't all see eye to eye.

Adam Schiff is clearly a rodent. As H.I. MacDonough said, a blind man could see it.

Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2022 09:11 PM (2hil/)

194 I keep asking people under what authority we can put the WHO in charge.

It's economic manipulation on a global scale. As we have witnessed, the people "in charge" are incidental.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2022 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

195 The message from "1984" was The Party created and ruled using the prevailing mental condition of "controlled insanity".

We're just getting started...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 09:11 PM (R/m4+)

196 188 “You watch your ass.”
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 09:09 PM (Ojefh)

I'm watching other asses

I know what my ass looks like

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

197 190 Just who was that girl? Wow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:12 PM (lz5hY)

198 I keep asking people under what authority we can put the WHO in charge. No one seems to know. I have also asked exactly how this would be enforced. Do they plan to put UN troops in everywhere?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

the same way Fauci wound up in charge and people are still wearing masks and lining up for a vaccine that has not been useful for its claimed purpose for a year and a half.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)

199 196 I know what my ass looks like
Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

Two mirrors opposite each other, or really flexible neck?

Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2022 09:13 PM (2hil/)

200 This shit is not how I expected my later years.

Knew it was only a matter of time but thought my dirt nap would happen before it truly became reality. The Coof travesty signaled that all bets were off.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
-------

It was watching the Dem convention in Chicago in '68 that tipped me off that things were going very, very awry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 09:13 PM (8hy0r)

201 Just started watching Sorcerer on the strength of the discussion in this thread.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 09:13 PM (8gxrg)

202 199 196 I know what my ass looks like
Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

Two mirrors opposite each other, or really flexible neck?
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2022 09:13 PM (2hil/)

I Phone and a selfie stick

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM (us2H3)

203 That Paul Harvey audio from 1965 is horrifying.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM (E0NVW)

204 Re: the SI cover girl. I really wouldn't classify her as "obese" by regular human standards. I don't know where you guys hang out, but I see about as many women built like the ones in Joe Mannix's pics as I see true whales, the type that need scooters in the grocery store. Rarely do I see either, most reasonably good looking women who don't appear to be 16 are in the range of that model.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM (3/XaG)

205 Lindsey Graham on Hannity, looking tanned and rested like the other 534 critters. They better take a recess.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM (lz5hY)

206 But the Wuflu stuff was done at the state level. Inslee still has emergency powers. But this is an outside organization, being given authority over the Federal government. No one seems to think there is a treaty. It's just one of those mysteries.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1)

207 Those li'l lambs look like a crochet project.

Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2022 09:15 PM (6RgRK)

208 Just started watching Sorcerer on the strength of the discussion in this thread.
Posted by: Sharkman

I do not think you will be disappointed. Where did you find it?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 09:16 PM (snpvX)

209 I'd probably vote for a dim over Graham

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:16 PM (us2H3)

210 202 I Phone and a selfie stick
Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM (us2H3)

That was the worst possible answer.

Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2022 09:16 PM (2hil/)

211 That Paul Harvey audio from 1965 is horrifying.

...and so eerily prescient.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2022 09:17 PM (Xrfse)

212 That Paul Harvey audio from 1965 is horrifying.
Posted by: Infidel
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Prescient, one might think, but he simply was observing what was beginning to happen. But then, 'Old dead white man', so, irrelevant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 09:17 PM (8hy0r)

213 Graham is a two-faced sodomite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 09:17 PM (Ojefh)

214 my bichons look like little lambs

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:17 PM (us2H3)

215 Notsothoreau, but the governors will rather follow and be rewarded with money than refuse and lose money.
The governors will sell anyone to the WHO.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 09:17 PM (xhaym)

216 Say, have you considered diverting the Potomac? Just long enough to clean things out.

It worked for me. Just saying.

Posted by: Hercules at May 19, 2022 09:18 PM (2hil/)

217 Fox, on most of their programs, is doing the remote interview bullshit again, not mentioning anything about it. Kind of like prepping the audience for some more lockdown stuff coming down the road.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:18 PM (lz5hY)

218 Graham is a two-faced sodomite.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Has anyone ever heard of Graham having a "long time companion"? I haven't and I think I would've by now. He's protected.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 09:18 PM (snpvX)

219 Inslee got a bunch of money to build tiny house shelters for the homeless. They plan to give priority to those camped on the freeway access areas, and they either have to move to a shelter or leave that area. And get this, if they don't leave, they will fine them! That should work out well.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 19, 2022 09:19 PM (5HBd1)

220 213 Graham is a two-faced sodomite.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Please honor the office: Sen. Miss Lindsey, asshole emeritus.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 09:19 PM (2mSQi)

221 I was 4 in '65. Had no idea.

I have Polesmoker at a gov. He sucks more that balls. Thankfully I don't live in a big city.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:19 PM (E0NVW)

222 I Phone and a selfie stick
Posted by: REDACTED

That was the worst possible answer.
Posted by: Splunge

I have ..... seen things .....

Posted by: Siri at May 19, 2022 09:19 PM (P1f+c)

223 94 Tucker is doing a piece on Biden turning over all authority to the WHO to essentially run the US response to any future pandemics

But, but, I don't WANT to be ruled by Townsend and Daltrey. Well, maybe Daltrey. He seems pretty levelheaded.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 19, 2022 09:20 PM (3/XaG)

224 Did you notice the white lambs stood together? Racist goats, I tell ya!
You know some nutjob would come up with that.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 09:20 PM (79p/O)

225 If you are tempted to think our opponents are competent, rather than a bunch of clowns who succeeded for decades by not being properly opposed, consider this:

It took them 6 months to come up with "Ultra MAGA."

Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2022 09:20 PM (2hil/)

226 I can envision sitting in a rocking chair on the porch years from now (hopefully) telling the kids "I remember when gas was only $4.00 a gallon!)

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 09:07 PM

..we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus at May 19, 2022 09:21 PM (ENBF0)

227 Has anyone ever heard of Graham having a "long time companion"? I haven't and I think I would've by now. He's protected.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 09:18 PM (snpvX)

He blew McCain for decades.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 09:21 PM (Ojefh)

228 Pet-me lamb is so adorable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2022 09:21 PM (sVtYq)

229 I see the beer has kicked into my great spelling. Offta.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:21 PM (E0NVW)

230 It took them 6 months to come up with "Ultra MAGA."
Posted by: Splunge

OK? We put that album out in '88.

Posted by: Soundgarden at May 19, 2022 09:22 PM (P1f+c)

231 .we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus

This.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 09:22 PM (79p/O)

232 The whole Ukraine/Russia narrative is being forced down our throats and Zelensky is a WEF puppet. We are doing all sort of insane shit in this country like killing our oil and gas industry and throwing open our borders that make no sense unless the agenda is being set by people outside this country.

The goal of worldwide socialism is to make all countries equal. They can't raise the standard for lesser countries they can only lower ours.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

All good points.

Posted by: 7man at May 19, 2022 09:22 PM (qwO6y)

233 I Phone and a selfie stick
Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:14 PM

Hermano!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 19, 2022 09:22 PM (a3Q+t)

234 the butt Xerox is old school

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:22 PM (us2H3)

235 All those big cats and hyenas are just playing with their food.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 19, 2022 09:22 PM (0V/8D)

236 ..we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus
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You will be reported, and your food ration reduced.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2022 09:23 PM (A+/mw)

237 Has anyone ever heard of Graham having a "long time companion"? I haven't and I think I would've by now. He's protected. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

I have heard rumors he is dating J. Edgar Hoover's corpse.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 09:24 PM (2mSQi)

238 Nina Yankurtits is on CNN

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:24 PM (us2H3)

239 diverting the Potomac?

Watched flooding blow the side out of the C+O canal by 7 locks back in the 80s. Went from hole to car sized crater to 100' gap in minutes. Put the giant under water that year so they moved him.

Posted by: DaveA at May 19, 2022 09:25 PM (FhXTo)

240 When I didn't think my opinion of Adam Krysinger could get lower he's the only Republican to vote for a bill that is the first stage of outlawing the GOP.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 09:25 PM (OaZlZ)

241 Hitler shoulda had Nina Yankurtits explain the final solution

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:28 PM (us2H3)

242 I used to think of Graham this way. He votes in our interests 70% of the time, which beats a dem voting against our interests 100% of the time. When that southern fried fag came out and said the Jan 6 folks should have been shot I started thinking bad, evil things should happen to him.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:28 PM (lz5hY)

243 240 When I didn't think my opinion of Adam Krysinger could get lower he's the only Republican to vote for a bill that is the first stage of outlawing the GOP.
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 09:25 PM (OaZlZ)

he's such a dolt that Indiana redistricted him out of his seat

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)

244 Heh. Southern fried fag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 09:30 PM (Ojefh)

245 >>> If you are tempted to think our opponents are competent, rather than a bunch of clowns who succeeded for decades by not being properly opposed, consider this:

It took them 6 months to come up with "Ultra MAGA."
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2022 09:20 PM (2hil/)

Our civilization we see around us, accelerating in its decay, required intellect and wisdom to conceive, sacrifice and strife-hardened determination to build. It's ultimate destruction will require nothing.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 09:30 PM (0fVbu)

246 Serious question: Since water vapor is the strongest greenhouse gas we have, wouldnt it be more effective to sequester water?
Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 19, 2022 07:50 PM (Uzh5E)

Doin' my damndest here, yo!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 19, 2022 09:31 PM (735ly)

247 Our civilization we see around us, accelerating in its decay, required intellect and wisdom to conceive, sacrifice and strife-hardened determination to build. It's ultimate destruction will require nothing.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 09:30 PM (0fVbu)

Or to rephrase, will require the absence of the things needed to maintain it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 09:31 PM (b2nrj)

248 @243: "... Indiana ..."

Close enough for government work.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2022 09:31 PM (4NlP1)

249 Our civilization we see around us, accelerating in its decay, required intellect and wisdom to conceive, sacrifice and strife-hardened determination to build. It's ultimate destruction will require nothing.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 09:30 PM (0fVbu)

chaos is the natural state of things

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:32 PM (us2H3)

250 Our civilization requires the grace and the provision of God to maintain it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 09:33 PM (OaZlZ)

251 248 @243: "... Indiana ..."

Close enough for government work.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2022 09:31 PM (4NlP1)

it was a joke

a bad joke but still

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 09:33 PM (us2H3)

252
..we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus
-------

My uncle has a country place, that no-one knows about
He says it used to be a farm, before the Motor Law
Sundays I elude the ‘Eyes’, and hop the Turbine Freight
To far outside the Wire, where my white-haired uncle waits

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

253 Heh. Southern fried fag.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 09:30 PM (Ojefh)

Concur. He's got so much sugar in his tank he's got the deebeetus.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 09:34 PM (R/m4+)

254 245 It took them six months to come up with Ultra MAGA. And at the conclusion, the head honcho got out a box of Bolo Bounce Back paddles and said "Here, pass these out in lieu of pay". We are living in a Blazing Saddles form of governance.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2022 09:34 PM (lz5hY)

255 @243: "... Indiana ..."

Close enough for government work.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Forget it. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Otter at May 19, 2022 09:34 PM (snpvX)

256 I just went away for a bit to listen to music. That reminded me of the music thread we had a couple of months ago.
I loved That.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 09:35 PM (eGTCV)

257 Serious question: Since water vapor is the strongest greenhouse gas we have, wouldnt it be more effective to sequester water?
Posted by: Bandana Dee

Yes, by an order of magnitude or two.

However, having a planet with 70% of its surface covered by water and ice means you can't sequester it to any meaningful degree. You'd also have to cover the oceans in Saran Wrap to keep them from replacing all your sequestered water vapor almost immediately.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2022 09:35 PM (P1f+c)

258 Moths last seen 110 years ago found at Detroit airport. US Government immediately murders them. There's gotta be a metaphor in there somewhere.

https://tinyurl.com/3xtk5hj8
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 07:53 PM (HsAzN)

Meh, I'm OK with that. Moths can be very destructive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 09:37 PM (735ly)

259 we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the road warrior, the man we called Max. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time, when the world was powered by the black fuel and the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel — gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded — a whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 09:37 PM (yQpMk)

260 Here is a link to the Domestic Terrorism Bill of 2022.

Geezh, the summary is all about going are white supremacists. This taken with FJB calling half the country terrorists, well, those dots are not hard to connect.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k7rnr

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 09:37 PM (2mSQi)

261 Anyone heard from Fen this afternoon? Didn't she have a test/procedure today?

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:37 PM (E0NVW)

262 My uncle has a country place, that no-one knows about
He says it used to be a farm, before the Motor Law
Sundays I elude the ‘Eyes’, and hop the Turbine Freight
To far outside the Wire, where my white-haired uncle waits
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

Red Barchetta....one of my favorite Rush tunes!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 09:37 PM (R/m4+)

263 A pox on you monkeyhouse.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 09:40 PM (OaZlZ)

264 Posted by: Jen the original at May 19, 2022 08:32 PM (aucRS)

Gave me a shiver with them talking about Five Year Plans. History shows this never ends well.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 19, 2022 09:42 PM (iyVGU)

265 That poor baby! It's going to grow up thinking all that food tastes like strained peas! Waaaaahhhh!!!!

Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2022 09:42 PM (zDcxE)

266 Serious question: Since water vapor is the strongest greenhouse gas we have, wouldnt it be more effective to sequester water?

*

Well sure, if your goal was accomplishing something beyond punishment of conservatives and making money off of graft.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 19, 2022 09:42 PM (syPV9)

267 Saw this on Elon Musk's twitter, "Ladies, mansplaining is short for man explaining."

Lol!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2022 09:42 PM (UUBmN)

268 Evening.

The ballerina in the dog show clip has great tits.

Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2022 09:43 PM (6vvVA)

269 Pennsylvania law requires a voter to send an absentee ballot by mail or deliver it personally. Yet, Gov. Tom Wolf’s wife, Frances Wolf, broke this law in the October 2021 election, when she deposited her own ballot along with her husband’s ballot in a York County ballot drop box. The governor later called it an honest mistake.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 08:23 PM (f8jdA)

If people made a practice of dropping stuff, other than ballots, into ballot drop boxes, they would likely wind up being discontinued.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 09:45 PM (735ly)

270 NAACP Response to the Buffalo shooting:
..."Social media platforms must identify and remove public and private groups focused on white supremacy, militia,
antisemitism, violent conspiracies, Holocaust denialism, vaccine misinformation, and climate denialism"...

https://t.co/8ARzFNOIrK

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2022 09:46 PM (MFZ8i)

271 The ballerina in the dog show clip has great tits.

She squatta doon nice too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 09:46 PM (hWaIR)

272 If people made a practice of dropping stuff, other than ballots, into ballot drop boxes, they would likely wind up being discontinued.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Great idea. Going to start saving my junk mail with name/addy redacted.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:46 PM (E0NVW)

273 Cameras may be a problem with license plates tho.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:47 PM (E0NVW)

274 If people made a practice of dropping stuff, other than ballots, into ballot drop boxes, they would likely wind up being discontinued.

**

Irish Democracy. I love it. Well done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 19, 2022 09:47 PM (/pPvq)

275 Great idea. Going to start saving my junk mail with name/addy redacted.
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:46 PM (E0NVW)

I was thinking more like used motor oil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

276 I do not think you will be disappointed. Where did you find it?

Posted by: Blutarski

It shows on Amazon Prime but you have to login at Amazon.com and rent it there before it will show up on the app.

So far it's pretty good. Finally starting to see all the threads coming together.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 09:48 PM (8gxrg)

277 Did they forget election denialism?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 09:48 PM (hWaIR)

278 I bet you Kryzinger sidled some kids in a coke orgy and they have his balls.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 09:48 PM (OaZlZ)

279 Diddled

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 09:49 PM (OaZlZ)

280 Yes, yes, but he's reaching out to communist Venezuela to make up the difference. Their oil doesn't cause climate change, evidently.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2022 08:40 PM (snpvX)

Mostly because it stays in the ground, because anyone who knew how to produce it has fucked off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 09:50 PM (735ly)

281 Stunt guy is a moron for sure.

Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)

282 85 degrees here today. A winter storm blowing in this evening Already dropped 20 degrees or so. Coloradans are so friggin' vain that they think it only happens here. I grew up in Montana and Wyoming. So, you know, whatever.

The difference is that Coloradans (Front Range transplants anyway) freak out, like this is some kind of thing that has Never Happened Before.

Except, yeah; it has. Last year. 'Round this time. Remember?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 19, 2022 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

283 Mostly because it stays in the ground, because anyone who knew how to produce it has fucked off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 09:50 PM (735ly)

Yeah. Does Venezuela even have any oil to sell us? I thought what little they were still producing went to Cuba to pay for the mercs keeping Maduro in power.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 19, 2022 09:54 PM (yQpMk)

284 Yo! NT

Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2022 09:57 PM (bTaUx)

285 Pug, agreed. Not on the East Slope but the weather can turn on a dime. It's the fkn Rocky Mountains

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2022 09:57 PM (E0NVW)

286 Hailstorm in May in Colorado? I can remember picking cotton in Georgia while wearing shorts, and the next morning 1' ice on the ground and looking for long underwear.

Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2022 09:58 PM (0OP+5)

287 If people made a practice of dropping stuff, other than ballots, into ballot drop boxes, they would likely wind up being discontinued.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 09:45 PM (735ly)

Excellent idea! Fill bags full of various flavors of doodoo and bombs away.

I may start a collection among the urban outdoorsmen for cash for filled quart bags.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2022 09:59 PM (R/m4+)

288 This Domestic Terrorism bill brings together Homeland security to monitor, the FBI to investigate, and the DOJ to prosecute domestic terrorism which included activities such as intimidation of the population, influence the government by intimidation, affect conduct of government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping. Most troubling is it refers to White supremacists and neo-Nazis 17 times without ever defining what that means. That is a blank check. Holy smokes.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 10:02 PM (2mSQi)

289 Yo peeps. Here in the Bluegrass we've been dodging tornadic storms since about 4PM. It's semi-quiet now. There's a MSC (Mesoscale Convective Complex) basically an area where thunderstorms can congregate and intensify that is east of St. Louis and drifting this way. So it could be a noisy and semi-sleepless night.

Or it could peter out. It's weather, so who knows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2022 10:03 PM (BFigT)

290 Loved these but I don't think the posters of the animal hugs understand the meaning of "unrequited".

Posted by: jix at May 19, 2022 10:04 PM (DU7iZ)

291 Or it could peter out. It's weather, so who knows.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2022 10:03 PM (BFigT)

Had a tiny dump of hail here this afternoon. Saw a little heap of slush at the exit of one of the downspouts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 10:05 PM (4sbzU)

292 > Had a tiny dump of hail here this afternoon. Saw a little heap of slush at the exit of one of the downspouts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
_______________

Not too far east of us near Bardstown, KY they had 3-4 inch hail. We had a little bit around 5PM, nothing significant, but up to our north about the same time there was a report of a tornado on the ground and similar hail stones. It's like the storms sort of bracketed us north and east.

I had plans on doing some chicken thighs on the Traeger but waived that off when the lightning got to be too much. That shit went on and on and on....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2022 10:10 PM (BFigT)

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