Police Disclose Motive in Laguna Woods Shooting: Racial Hatred Against Taiwanese... by Chinese Man
Update: Biden's Racist Spokesbot Doesn't Even Bother Trying Why Biden Is Visiting Buffalo But Didn't Visit Waukesha

Police have announced a motive in the Laguna Woods, California church shooting that killed one and injured five: a deranged Chinese man hated the Taiwanese who worshipped at that church.



Nick Riccardi
@NickRiccardi
SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) -- Authorities: Gunman in deadly attack at California church was Chinese immigrant motivated by hate for Taiwanese.


Think Biden and the left will talk about this anti-Taiwanese hatred?

No, of course not. The media will disappear this story within the hour.

Biden is planning a trip to visit the families of those slain the Buffalo shooting -- after very visibly refusing to visit the families of those killed by the black nationalist who ran down white families in a Christmas parade in Waukeshaw.


Biden is expected to meet with the families of the victims tomorrow, together with local leaders and those gathered to mourn the victims.


Back when another tragedy struck the community of Waukesha, Wisconsin, Biden did not travel to visit the site of the massacre. In November 2021, an SUV drove into a Christmas parade in Waukesha, killing six people and injuring another 61. Darrell E. Brooks, 39, was arrested and charged with six counts of first-degree murder, 61 counts of reckless endangerment, six counts of hit and run resulting in death, two counts of felony bail jumping, and two counts of misdemeanor battery.

That article claims that Brooks did not disclose his motive.

Oh, didn't he?

Screenshots of Brooks' Facebook page, under his MathBoi Fly rapper handle, were mysteriously deleted right after the parade murders, and showed that he had praised Hitler, backed Black Lives Matter -- and called for violence against white people.

"So when we start bakk knokkin white people TF out ion wanna hear it... the old white ppl 2, KNOKK DEM TF OUT!! PERIOD," he wrote under his rap name, MathBoi Fly, along with a middle-finger emoji. [...]

There's also the small matter of the black nationalist shooting up the subway car in New York just a couple of weeks ago, which has been completely memoryholed:

@ElijahSchaffer

3h

We forgot about the NY subway attack before we had a chance to talk about it

Waukesha was memory holed as a normal car accident

Buffalo will get a presidential visit, be discussed for weeks, and probably used a reference in speeches for the next few years


He's not trying to comfort families-- he's attempting to ratchet up racial hatred.


The stench of this political opportunism is so filthy that even Twitter is permitting a "trending topic" on it.

Update: Biden visits a lot of places, says his new racist spokesbot.

Posted by: Ace at 04:02 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

2 This is nonsensical.

Chinese people cannot be racist. Only white people can be racist.

This is misinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

3 I can't wait for the Dems to explain that China invaded Taiwan because "they were asking for it".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (ZsR3z)

4 Not a happy jappy.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (uTEYr)

5 Police Disclose Motive in Laguna Woods Shooting: Racial Hatred Against Taiwanese... by Chinese Man

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Jeez! I'm going to have to buy a program if I'm going to keep the players straight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 04:05 PM (FVME7)

6 >>>@NickRiccardi
SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) -- Authorities: Gunman in deadly attack at California church was Chinese immigrant motivated by hate for Taiwanese.

You know what would be silly to think? It was CCP sponsored. They wouldn't do anything like that.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (QYPq3)

7 a chink in the left's armor?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (OgrpQ)

8 What's the trending topic? Link doesn't go anywhere for me.

Posted by: Oedipus at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (6WuNX)

9 One China policy?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 04:07 PM (b2nrj)

10 This latest ploy by Democrats will fail as all the others have these past 2 years.

1. Obama used up any good will/benefit of the doubt people had.

2. Anything Biden says will be forgotten in 24 hours -- stolen elections has consequences, not the least of which is that no one likes or listens to the drooling figurehead that was installed.

Posted by: Venus at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (YVBLw)

11 He's a uniter all right.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (sWM8x)

12 What's the trending topic? Link doesn't go anywhere for me.
Posted by: Oedipus at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (6WuNX)


It was "Tucker Carlson" earlier, I believe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

13 It's no longer possible to doubt the wholly political -- and wholly self-serving -- motives of the men behind Marionette Biden.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (z/nZY)

14 Democrats to white people: Just die already!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (A3uq/)

15 >>>He's not trying to comfort families-- he's attempting to ratchet up racial hatred.

Which, coincidentally, is what motivated the Waukesha, NY Subway, and, it should be apparent, the Buffalo murderers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)

16 a deranged Chinese man hated the Taiwanese who worshipped at that church.

Oddly a detail left out in the early reporting.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (2mSQi)

17 What in hell does a visit from Grandpa Stinkfinger do for any victims of anything? Other than repel them.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (okGHj)

18 On Steven Crowder's show, they highlighted the Biden duplicity regarding this, as well. They actually did show a press clipping that Dr. Jill Biden went to Waukesha.

Obviously, being a doctor, she must have went there to help give medical treatment to those in need.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (TNyrE)

19 The white house today condemned chinese communist terrorism in the US.


Just kidding, they won't even allow it to be mentioned.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (5kI0z)

20 First Asian VS Asian I heard of

Well maybe

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (2JoB8)

21 The last line looks like a link, but isn't.

Sneaky.

And cruel.

Posted by: spindrift at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (h5TKJ)

22 Should Biden address this anti Taiwan hate???
Does Ace believe that this shooting is just the tip of the iceberg and that more similar shootings will occur within the Christian on Christian venue?

Posted by: Steve Bannon at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (1bTTh)

23 Nor me

Posted by: Rocketeer at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (UElsY)

24 Democrats to white people: Just die already!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

*****

The irony is the democracy they claim to be fighting so hard to protect was invented by white men.

Posted by: Venus at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (YVBLw)

25 If New York and that clueless bint who thinks she's governor we're serious they would have the death penalty and DA's who actually prosecuted crimes.

By the way, for guys like this the death penalty would include throwing him down a flight of 50 metal fire stairs into a flaming puddle of gasoline.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (+Odgf)

26 We a

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (2mSQi)

27 Minority voters are highly susceptible to shooting people and must be protected.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (BJKQV)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

29 A Chinese immigrant in full magazine support of the CCP. Something is terribly wrong with immigration and it’s not limited to the southern border.

Posted by: 7man at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (qwO6y)

30 Why is China such a cesspool of hate?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (XvPQV)

31 14 Democrats to white people: Just die already!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (A3uq/)

They can start with the guy with the highest office in the land.

Posted by: Bete at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (F9322)

32 Police have announced a motive in the Laguna Woods, California church shooting that killed one and injured five: a deranged Chinese man hated the Taiwanese who worshipped at that church.





So, white supremacy then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

33 am i a bad person for wishing AF1 would have catastrophic engine failure?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (WhsXQ)

34 Greenwald is saying that he's been blocked on Twitter for even trying to correct media lies on the Buffalo shooter's manifesto.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (krQz2)

35 30 Why is China such a cesspool of hate?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (XvPQV)

=======

White supremacy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

36 33 am i a bad person for wishing AF1 would have catastrophic engine failure?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (WhsXQ)

Think of the poor pilot!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (b2nrj)

37 The last link is not a link.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Or maybe the first Chinese attack on Taiwan, starting small

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (2JoB8)

39 He's not trying to comfort families-- he's attempting to ratchet up racial hatred.
++++
Yup. If it was a fixed standard, he would have gone and stumped about racial hatred in the other cases. Not this one, though.

The rules are simple: you can kill whitey no matter, and you can kill non-black minorities so long as you are not white.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (DU+/6)

40 Democrats want you to hate each other. Divided you cannot win against them. It's why they hate the new Republican Party. It is inclusive of all people who love liberty. Nobody cares what you look like.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (+Odgf)

41 How many lefties are puzzled that Tucker Carlson hasn't been arrested for the Buffalo shootings? I'm guessing it's quite a few.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (R0Tis)

42 Is that last text a link?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (0fVbu)

43 Joe Biden smells of urine and mothballs... and his shoulders are boney. Like most octogenarians.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (flINI)

44 A Chinese immigrant in full magazine support of the CCP.

Posted by: 7man at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (qwO6y)
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Must be a right-winger.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (krQz2)

45 DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

46 A chinese national, a white man, and an SUV walk into a bar...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (53XkA)

47 By the way, for guys like this the death penalty would include throwing him down a flight of 50 metal fire stairs into a flaming puddle of gasoline.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (+Odgf)

AKA Gen pop. Everyone knows the outcome, they just pretend the State's, and thus their, hands are clean.

Posted by: Bete at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (F9322)

48 You know I hate? People who use "at" unnecessarily. "Where's the dog at?" What does the "at" add? Sloppy grammarians must be eliminated!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (FVME7)

49 Is it at least ok to hate Carney's and Mimes?

Cause I got something I want to unburden...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (HqcCy)

50 Greenwald is saying that he's been blocked on Twitter for even trying to correct media lies on the Buffalo shooter's manifesto.

Posted by: Axeman



Attack watch was a failure, so the ministry of truth is telling their soldiers in the press to shut down any actual truth that might get out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (5kI0z)

51 Jordan, I don't think that's the trending topic Ace is referring to in this post, though.

"The stench of this political opportunism is so filthy that even Twitter is permitting a "trending topic" on it."

Just curious what it is...I don't have a twitter acct, and anything I link to there gets redirected to nitter.

Posted by: Oedipus at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (6WuNX)

52 am i a bad person for wishing AF1 would have catastrophic engine failure?
Posted by: SturmToddler

*****

Save your wishes. That dementia addled potato is little more than a semi-animated corpse as it is -- I bet he already smells like death.

Posted by: Venus at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (YVBLw)

53 You be here four hours, you go now!

I got your ancient chinee secret right here!

Bab bam bam bam....

Posted by: Wok N Go Buffet And Laundry at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (UkqCM)

54 Chinaman shoots Taiwanese?
Obviously penis envy.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

55 They claim 190 mass shootings this year. But only this one matters enough for a presidential visit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (53XkA)

56 Democrats found a tool to corral folks back onto the plantation. Ultra maga racist shooters. But much like white "hate" crimes demand has outstripped supply.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

57 They claim 190 mass shootings this year. But only this one matters enough for a presidential visit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (53XkA)



The proper races were involved, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

58 They claim 190 mass shootings this year.


and that's just Chicago.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (A3uq/)

59 so, unrelated, but slightly related. I was in nyc this weekend and on sunday they had the asian american festival parade down 6th(?) ave while we were walking around. younger dau said "it's so nice they're doing this, what with all the recent hate crimes" and i so BADLY wanted to ask if she meant all the blacks attacking asians, but i got THAT look from her mom, which meant don't start anything...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (WhsXQ)

60 Kung Fu Killer.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (2mSQi)

61 You know I hate? People who use "at" unnecessarily. "Where's the dog at?" What does the "at" add? Sloppy grammarians must be eliminated!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (FVME7)

***

Never end a sentence with a preposition

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (flINI)

62 >>> a chink in the left's armor?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (OgrpQ)


A slope along the road to utopia.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (0fVbu)

63 Attack watch was a failure, so the ministry of truth is telling their soldiers in the press to shut down any actual truth that might get out.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (5kI0z)
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Twitter is blocking direct quotations from the screed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (krQz2)

64 45 DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

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Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (TNyrE)

65 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE AVOCADO TOAST AND CHAI TEA at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (1IJnB)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Joe Biden smells of urine and mothballs... and his shoulders are boney. Like most octogenarians.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:12 PM (flINI)
Bet you didn't know he was Schwarzenegger's pumping iron mentorm

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (VdGjU)

67 So, white supremacy then?

White-adjacent supremacy.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (Zy9Yy)

68 67 So, white supremacy then?

White-adjacent supremacy.
Posted by: aelfheld at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (Zy9Yy)

========

He's White-Chinese.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

69 @55

>>They claim 190 mass shootings this year. But only this one matters enough for a presidential visit.

Because the vast overwhelming majroity of these so-called, "mass shootings," involve blacks killing blacks or other POC's.

Such as the black nationalist on the NY subway train who gunned down Asian people.

Doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (HqcCy)

70 Never end a sentence with a preposition
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (flINI)
++++
It is something up with which I shall not put.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)

71 Never end a sentence with a preposition
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (flINI)
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"That is something up with which I shall not put!" -- Winston Churchill

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (krQz2)

72 By the way, don't notice that Biden and Democrats have the border wide open in an effort to change the electorate. That fat, useless, fatuous, bulbous jackass Jonah might call you a racist and proponent of The Great Replacement.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (+Odgf)

73 And or for nor but so yet. Sounds Russian.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (53XkA)

74 "Anything Biden says will be forgotten in 24 hours"

By Biden at least.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (Zy9Yy)

75 Whenever I get the chance to read the comments here it always occurs to me what a pathetic life MUMR must have.

Spam. Deleted. Spam. Deleted.

He just does this all day.

Sad.

Posted by: Venus at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (YVBLw)

76 He's White-Chinese.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He has post Trans-Taiwanese Trauma

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (2mSQi)

77 Why is China such a cesspool of hate?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (XvPQV)

=======

White supremacy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

This looks like a job for ULTRA MAGA!

*Changes costume in a phone booth*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)

78 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE AVOCADO TOAST AND CHAI TEA at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (1IJnB)


My brother is right. You're a dick.

Posted by: Curtis Spicoli at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Fox headlines are on the Depp trial. Biden sending troops in harms ways in fuckmestan, Zelensky in the same shirt, Nancy getting her vodka fix via doordash. Another day in America.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (oWBc3)

80 “Never end a sentence with a preposition.”

That is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.

Posted by: Rocketeer at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (UElsY)

81 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

82 Never end a sentence with a preposition
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (flINI)
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Where's the preposition at, asshole?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (anj39)

83 77 This looks like a job for ULTRA MAGA!

*Changes costume in a phone booth*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)

========

lol

Don't you feel shame at the label? Don't you feel like you are smaller, a bad person, and not nearly sensitive enough to understand tough issues?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

84 am i a bad person for wishing AF1 would have catastrophic engine failure?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:10 PM (WhsXQ)

Think of the poor pilot!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (b2nrj)

ok fine. maybe just the nose to fall off when him and DR jill are in there...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (WhsXQ)

85 How did a chinese national get a gun in CA? They need some basic gun laws.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (53XkA)

86 I hated Slick Willie, I felt like he was so glib and selling bad Dem policy with his persona. I hated Barky's policies but felt like "well he presented a good facade and dumb LIVs fell for it"

But with the DNC with GOPe help trying to foist the unlikeable Shrillary on the nation and then managing to cheat sundown Joe into office my despise gauge pegged 11! and broke.

Its like they are saying "Hahaha, we don't even have to select a personable candidate and provide a believable illusion that they won anymore"

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (3cGpq)

87 How did a chinese national get a gun in CA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (53XkA)
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Damn Indiana!

Posted by: Chicagoans at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (krQz2)

88 CCP involvement in the shooting of the Taiwanese makes perfect sense. It's a two-fer...destabilize the US more and send a message to Taiwan.

My stomach is turning somersaults. We're headed somewhere bad, fast.

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (cTCuP)

89 81 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

So you're saying she's shitting the bed, on the stand?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

90 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE AVOCADO TOAST AND CHAI TEA at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (1IJnB)

not gonna lie, i laughed...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (WhsXQ)

91 >>> You know I hate? People who use "at" unnecessarily. "Where's the dog at?" What does the "at" add? Sloppy grammarians must be eliminated!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 04:13 PM (FVME7)


Is this correct:
Without the "at" you could answer with a direction, or specifically, your answer may be given in relative terms. Adding "at" means your answer must be in absolute terms. Like if you answered "north", that wouldn't work but "in the dog house" would.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:20 PM (0fVbu)

92 America's Soap Opera continues: Amber Heard is being cross examined. It not going well for Amber. Not at all. Amazingly the only photos or medical reports she introduced about the time Depp broke her nose while wearing chunky rings show she made that all go away with ice and makeup.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:20 PM (2mSQi)

93 How did a chinese national get a gun in CA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (53XkA)
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Damn Indiana!
Posted by: Chicagoans at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (krQz2)

Fuckin' Virginia

Posted by: DC Incel at May 16, 2022 04:20 PM (flINI)

94 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

So you're saying she's shitting the bed, on the stand?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)


Are you shitting me???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:20 PM (anj39)

95 We're professionals. We end our pitch with a proposition.

Posted by: Classy Escorts at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)

96 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

So you're saying she's shitting the bed, on the stand?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)


Are you shitting me???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:20 PM (anj39)



The worm looking out the bird's ass. "You wouldn't shit me, would ya?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

She losing her shit?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

98 I'd really like to give a shit about Amber.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

99 We're professionals. We end our pitch with a proposition.
Posted by: Classy Escorts at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)

***

Where shall we fuck at...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (flINI)

100 This guy was light skinned Chinese , so that makes it a White Supremacy Hate Crime ............

Impeach Trump again ............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (bVb+9)

101 190 mass shootings and 99% in 5 cities

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (2JoB8)

102 How did a chinese national get a gun in CA? They need some basic gun laws.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (53XkA)
++++
It said he's an immigrant. He could be a naturalized citizen, in which case he can buy a gun legally.

Or he bought one off the street. Or got it from a Chinese mafioso.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (DU+/6)

103 Are you shitting me???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:20 PM (anj39)

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I shit bigger 'en you.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (krQz2)

104 How did a chinese national get a gun in CA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (53XkA)


California, the state whose Senator had a Chinese spy as her driver? Yeah, I don't think they're much into cracking down on China out there.

Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (FJYfm)

105 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

She losing her shit?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

this shits getting out of control...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (WhsXQ)

106 So you're saying she's shitting the bed, on the stand?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

They are playing the James Corden show where she said she had a broken nose and bloody lip so bad that it would bleed when she opened up her mouth

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (dKiJG)

107 Or he bought one off the street. Or got it from a Chinese mafioso.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (DU+/6)

***

Wet market

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (flINI)

108 >>>8 What's the trending topic? Link doesn't go anywhere for me.


maybe they deleted it now. It was "disinformation" I'm sure.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (0G13K)

109 How did a chinese national get a gun in CA? They need some basic gun laws.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (53XkA)
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It said he's an immigrant. He could be a naturalized citizen, in which case he can buy a gun legally.

Or he bought one off the street. Or got it from a Chinese mafioso.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:22 PM (DU+/6)

Triad? or Tong?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (WhsXQ)

110 90 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE AVOCADO TOAST AND CHAI TEA at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (1IJnB)

not gonna lie, i laughed...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (WhsXQ)

It's a funny nic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

111 So, on the weekend food thread, I mentioned my Safeway must not have been able to sell bagels at their new $10/dozen price (jacked up $4 last month) b/c they were now offering Sat/Sun $6/dozen sale prices.

So, I went in today...and wouldn't you know. There is now no longer any dozen pricing listed for the bagels or the donuts. Now, it's 89 cents/bagel and 6 for $5, 99 cents/donut (with no bulk discount). I have a feeling they have sold almost none of these products since the price jacking b/c they are nice to haves, not must haves...

Posted by: Nova local at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (exHjb)

112 A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (cTCuP)

113 WTF is in Somalia that is so dangerous? Omar's family threatened ???

Looks like Turkey just put a turd in the NATO Punch bowl !!!!!!! Let's Go Brandon !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (bVb+9)

114 Biden has figured out what is causing inflation.

Tom Cotton
@TomCottonAR
Biden's latest explanation for inflation is that taxes are too low.

"Ultra MAGA" didn't even last a week!

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Brilliant election year strategy: Let's raise taxes sky high!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (FVME7)

115 I heard Joe mouth rhetoric against Taiwan.

In a way, Joe's responsible for the Taiwan hate.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (krQz2)

116 This looks like a job for ULTRA MAGA!

*Changes costume in a phone booth*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)
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lol
Don't you feel shame at the label? Don't you feel like you are smaller, a bad person, and not nearly sensitive enough to understand tough issues?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

I was a Theatre minor, so I was trained not to feel shame.
Also, I already know I'm a bad person. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

117 This kind of Typical Biden Bullshit will simply trend anyone who does not hate America further from supporting that evil retarded criminal fucking clown.

Posted by: SpongeBrain ShitsPants, the Biden Abomination at May 16, 2022 04:25 PM (jV+aN)

118 114 Brilliant election year strategy: Let's raise taxes sky high!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (FVME7)

========

They are frantically moving in every direction, trying to message their way out of disaster.

For some reason, the messaging isn't working. Maybe more control over the media would help?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

119 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)


So. Would you describe it as a steamer or a coyote omelette?

Posted by: Johnny Derp's lawyer at May 16, 2022 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

120 116
I was a Theatre minor, so I was trained not to feel shame.
Also, I already know I'm a bad person. So I got that going for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

========

So, you got lots of dope and laid lots of chicks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

121 Amber is getting abused on the shitness stand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dKiJG)

So you're saying she's shitting the bed, on the stand?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

Nah but it’s hitting the fan

Posted by: 7man at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (qwO6y)

123 >>> What's the trending topic? Link doesn't go anywhere for me.


maybe they deleted it now. It was "disinformation" I'm sure.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (0G13K)


It's fixed now

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (0fVbu)

124 Twitter is blocking direct quotations from the screed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (krQz2)

Of course it is. 50% of modern-day journalism involves "top 10 disturbing quotes from the shooter's manifesto. #4 will HORRIFY you!" with the quotes carefully vetted by the media sites.

Can't have original sources out there. That'll mess with the narrative!

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (BCSAN)

125 Yet another reminder that diversity is NOT our strength.

The more diverse a society is, the more fractured and violent it is.

We are importing all the world's racial and ethnic hatreds here. Our society is becoming much more violent and broken and corrupt as a result.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (k4dH2)

126 As a famous man said "Don't think we're not keeping score, brother."

Posted by: IronDave at May 16, 2022 04:27 PM (k3crU)

127 "Think Biden and the left will talk about this anti-Taiwanese hatred?"


No, because to Joe and the Democrat Command, everyone between the US West Coast and the Ural Mountains looks the same. How could one of them be bigoted against someone who looks the same? You want real bigotry, look to the Leftists in the US.

Posted by: unamused at May 16, 2022 04:27 PM (7jwP2)

128 There are many more screens in a courtroom than I thought there would be.

Also, Amber Heard isn't that hot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

129 113 WTF is in Somalia that is so dangerous? Omar's family threatened ???

Looks like Turkey just put a turd in the NATO Punch bowl !!!!!!! Let's Go Brandon !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (bVb+9)

Turkey's been the turd in the NATO punch bowl since Erdo and his Islamist gang got into power.

Maybe he just needs a big enough bribe to allow Sweden and Finland to join NATO, some more F35s or "assistance" for his own country's inflation woes?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (Rl7KJ)

130 Stir up some racial hatred and add fuel to that new wrong think program.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (DB16e)

131 We are importing all the world's racial and ethnic hatreds here. Our society is becoming much more violent and broken and corrupt as a result.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (k4dH2)

***

Pffffft

Posted by: The Balkans at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (flINI)

132 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE AVOCADO TOAST AND CHAI TEA at May 16, 2022 04:14 PM (1IJnB)

not gonna lie, i laughed...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:19 PM (WhsXQ)

It's a funny nic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)


I am going to have to reconsider my fondness for chai.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (DRSnL)

133 Did you use TP or one of my client's pillow case?

Posted by: Johnny Derp's lawyer at May 16, 2022 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

134 I was a Theatre minor, so I was trained not to feel shame.
Also, I already know I'm a bad person. So I got that going for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

Very cool MAE.
Makes me wonder if anyone was ever killed by falling sandbags in the theater like we always see in the movies?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:29 PM (anj39)

135 I am going to have to reconsider my fondness for chai.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (DRSnL)

It was cultural appropriation, anyway.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 04:29 PM (SH2Zi)

136 Taiwanese is trending with this link:

(Funny how there is no mention that shooter is Chinese in the LA Times linked article on Twitter)

Los Angeles Times
@latimes
The gunman who allegedly opened fire at a Laguna Woods church Sunday appeared to be motivated by political hatred directed at the Taiwanese community, Orange County Sheriff's
officials said.

The suspect was identified as a 68-year-old Las Vegas man.

https://tinyurl.com/yr5f3r22

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (NpAcC)

137 M

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (2mSQi)

138 Cracking up a Chinese national is held to any standard compared to a US Citizen

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (2JoB8)

139 131 We are importing all the world's racial and ethnic hatreds here. Our society is becoming much more violent and broken and corrupt as a result.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:26 PM (k4dH2)

Hold my beer

The democrat party

Posted by: 7man at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (qwO6y)

140 137 M
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (2mSQi)

========

Damn fine movie, right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

141 It was cultural appropriation, anyway.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 04:29 PM (SH2Zi)


So are enchiladas. But I'm still going to eat them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:31 PM (DRSnL)

142 Depp Attorney: This medical record doesn't show a single instance of you being beat to death?

Ms. Heard: It doesn't show anything.

Depp Attorney: Smirks.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:31 PM (2mSQi)

143 Turkey's been the turd in the NATO punch bowl since Erdo and his Islamist gang got into power.

Maybe he just needs a big enough bribe to allow Sweden and Finland to join NATO, some more F35s or "assistance" for his own country's inflation woes?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM


Mores the pity.
My tour in turkey in tbe 80's was great.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:33 PM (anj39)

144 142 Depp Attorney: This medical record doesn't show a single instance of you being beat to death?

Ms. Heard: It doesn't show anything.

Depp Attorney: Smirks.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:31 PM (2mSQi)

=========

"I saw a doctor two days after Depp tore my hair out, a day after I was on national television without any evidence of my abuse, and the doctor wrote nothing down about my abuse. I'm believable."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

145 So are enchiladas. But I'm still going to eat them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:31 PM (DRSnL)

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)

146 M
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (2mSQi)

========

Damn fine movie, right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yes it is a damn fine movie and an example of how to drunk type without being drunk,

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:34 PM (2mSQi)

147 I see Liz Cheney is also trending with 61.000 tweets.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 04:34 PM (NpAcC)

148 81 Amber Turd is getting destroyed on cross
____________

She has lied quite a few times, sometimes while under oath, and it's coming back to bite her in the ass.

My favorite is still when she claimed she always used a certain cosmetic product to cover her bruises from Depp's beatings, and then the cosmetic company issued a statement saying that the product (that Heard claimed she always carried in her purse during the marriage) wasn't even put on the market until after Heard and Depp divorced. LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:34 PM (k4dH2)

149 "Update: Biden visits a lot of places, says his new racist spokesbot."

On what's left of his mind. Besides that it's mostly Delaware. Last time he went to Europe, they had to put a bell on him.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:35 PM (+Odgf)

150 There's been about 30 blacks shot in Chicago since this. Not that I give a fk.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 16, 2022 04:35 PM (R1yEF)

151 Maybe he just needs a big enough bribe to allow Sweden and Finland to join NATO, some more F35s or "assistance" for his own country's inflation woes?
---
The president of Finland said as much yesterday. I think just about everyone expects Erdogan to come around after he gets something he wants.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 04:35 PM (sWM8x)

152 So were you high as kite when you took that dump, or high as a tick on flea dust?

Posted by: Johnny Derp's lawyer at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

153 In other words, the shooter was Chi-Com. To be more clear, he shot up the meeting because he supported Xi and Communist China. The thread of Communism links to the Buffalo Shooter, a self-described Nazi-Socialist who hates Jews but six years previous was a devout Communist.

Posted by: william ferrin at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (IVphq)

154 If given a blank map, could Liz Cheney place Wyoming?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (flINI)

155 "Ultra MAGA White Chinaman!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (OTLTl)

156 150 There's been about 30 blacks shot in Chicago since this. Not that I give a fk.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 16, 2022 04:35 PM (R1yEF)

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As a concerned American citizen, I think Biden should go to the worst neighborhoods in Chicago and bring peace.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (DcKNO)

157 an SUV drove into a Christmas parade in Waukesha, killing...

Are pixels or ink so precious the mouthpiece can't type "was driven"?

Posted by: Golfman at May 16, 2022 04:37 PM (8/MRf)

158 Was that corn or peanuts?

Posted by: Johnny Derp's lawyer at May 16, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

159 I was a Theatre minor...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

We fought a war to get away from assholes who spell theater that way.

Shape up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:37 PM (XIJ/X)

160 The Other McCain had a funny write up on Depp and Heard, had no idea she was quite stunning a few years ago.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (2JoB8)

161 Swalwell posted that the Laguna attack was sent by the Republican Party. Interesting coming from someone involved with a ChiCom honey trap.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (fmqCB)

162 We forgot about the NY subway attack before we had a chance to talk about it

Waukesha was memory holed as a normal car accident

Buffalo will get a presidential visit, be discussed for weeks, and probably used a reference in speeches for the next few years


I think they just arraigned the NY subway attacker late last week; only covered by the NY Post or Daily Mail.

As to the new lying spokeshole for the WH, she's already ON DAY 1 of her new job getting a chance to use her favorite word, racist!, and she did not disappoint. Yep, she was very busy today shrieking about Racism. Okay, Karine.

Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (F0YaR)

163 Also, Amber Heard isn't that hot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)


On a scale of 1 to Elizabeth Hurley, no, she's not that hot.
On a scale of 1 to the WNBA women in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, she's off the charts hot.

Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

164 163 Also, Amber Heard isn't that hot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)


On a scale of 1 to Elizabeth Hurley, no, she's not that hot.
On a scale of 1 to the WNBA women in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, she's off the charts hot.
Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

=======

You got me there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

165
We fought a war to get away from assholes who spell theater that way.

Shape up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:37 PM (XIJ/X)

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LOL

I laugh but it's true.

And don't get me started on how they pronounce aluminum.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (DcKNO)

166 70 Never end a sentence with a preposition
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (flINI)
++++
It is something up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)

71 Never end a sentence with a preposition
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:15 PM (flINI)
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"That is something up with which I shall not put!" -- Winston Churchill
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:16 PM (krQz2)


Joe Mannix is Winston Churchill???

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 16, 2022 04:39 PM (Vu7A1)

167 Ace: "No, of course not. The media will disappear this story within the hour."

Damn. We wanted a shooting. We just didn't want this shooting.

Wait... I know! It was a White Hispanic Oriental. The headlines write themselves!

Posted by: MFM DNC BIRM at May 16, 2022 04:39 PM (aXxgO)

168 And don't get me started on how they pronounce aluminum.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (DcKNO)

***

Al U Minium

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 16, 2022 04:40 PM (flINI)

169 My tour in turkey in tbe 80's was great.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:33 PM (anj39)

Funny how the very secular armed forces kept the Islamists out of Turkish politics and government.

Ataturk was a brilliant man, but not brutal enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:40 PM (XIJ/X)

170 As a concerned American citizen, I think Biden should go to the worst neighborhoods in Chicago and bring peace.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (DcKNO

He would do it Jane Byrne style but with double the security.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 04:41 PM (oc1LF)

171 If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness

Posted by: Jack Handey at May 16, 2022 04:41 PM (R1yEF)

172 LOL

I laugh but it's true.

And don't get me started on how they pronounce aluminum.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2022 04:38 PM (DcKNO)
++++
That one is annoying, but "telly" and "boot" and "bonnet" and the rest of the poofter words are also annoying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

173 The loser in Buffalo is a despicable person irrespective. But this attempt to leverage it to score political points, when Democrats and their media division try to disappear every incident pointing to them as the source of racism, divisiveness and disinformation is contemptible and loathsome.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:41 PM (+Odgf)

174 We fought a war to get away from assholes who spell theater that way.
Shape up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:37 PM (XIJ/X)
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LOL
I laugh but it's true.
And don't get me started on how they pronounce aluminum.
Posted by: Seems Legit

and bob's your uncle.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (CwtvX)

175 Female lawyer > Amber Heard

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

176 CRT is the cause of these killings, in Buffalo and Waukesha. CRT is nothing more than the black culture's equivalent of Nazi culture's "stabbed in the back" narrative. everything is whitey's fault, so anything goes. the Buffalo kid seems to have decided OK, in for a penny in for a pound

Posted by: x at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (uQFwj)

177 Is there anyone dumber then pretend Catholic Kathy Hochul? I mean, a bag of dirt is more interesting and truthful. What a dreadful liar and apostate.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (+Odgf)

178 Lorry. Howthehell did they come up with that one?

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2022 04:43 PM (cTCuP)

179
Who said this?

Islam to a man is like rabies to a dog

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 16, 2022 04:43 PM (+PEv6)

180 150 There's been about 30 blacks shot in Chicago since this. Not that I give a fk.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 16, 2022 04:35 PM (R1yEF)

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"Black-on-Black Dem Urban Shit-Hole Endemic Homicides are Love Crimes, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:43 PM (OTLTl)

181 Also, Amber Heard isn't that hot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022
*
On a scale of 1 to Elizabeth Hurley, no, she's not that hot.
On a scale of 1 to the WNBA women in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, she's off the charts hot.
Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022


***
Amber is no Maitland Ward, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:43 PM (txdEq)

182 OT, if half of what I hear is true, Musk needs to rename twitter to gaslight.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (5kI0z)

183 Is there anyone dumber then pretend Catholic Kathy Hochul? I mean, a bag of dirt is more interesting and truthful. What a dreadful liar and apostate.
Posted by: Marcus T

Hold my beer
-The pResident

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (CwtvX)

184 Depp Attorney: Did you ever stage photos of lines of cocaine and Mr. Depp's birth certificate?

Ms. Heard: I don't think you understand how cocaine works.

Depp Attorney: smirks some more.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (2mSQi)

185 163 Also, Amber Heard isn't that hot.
____________

She's de-glamorized for trial, probably on the advice of her attorneys. She's wearing very muted makeup on her face, and no eye makeup. She also hasn't had her roots touched up in a while.

Her attorneys are probably trying to make her look more normal and relatable, so as not to turn off the women jurors.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (k4dH2)

186 As a concerned American citizen, I think Biden should go to the worst neighborhoods in Chicago and bring peace.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2022 04:36 PM (DcKNO)


Sri Lanka could use a Biden visit as well. I hear there's an open season on politicos there, and his calming words of reason will be quite welcome, I bet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (F0YaR)

187 After I see the show in the Thee Ate Her I'll stop by the Labor Ah Tory to check on the PRO Gress of the Al You Minium PRO gram.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (jYQlA)

188 Theatre? So gay. Not that there anything wrong with that. I hear it's OK today. You just don't know about people, do you.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (+Odgf)

189 There's something about that Swallwell guy that merits a boot to the nutsm

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (VdGjU)

190
Amber Heard In -

"Witness for the Defecation"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (OK0YZ)

191 Is there anyone dumber then pretend Catholic Kathy Hochul?

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (+Odgf)

She's Cuomo without the nipple rings.

Just as sleazy. Just as corrupt. Just as dumb.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (XIJ/X)

192 https://theothermccain.com/amber heard and the man-haters-club
https://tinyurl.com/yc4jw84r

Looks to me Amber was quite a looker years ago

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (2JoB8)

193 185 She's de-glamorized for trial, probably on the advice of her attorneys. She's wearing very muted makeup on her face, and no eye makeup. She also hasn't had her roots touched up in a while.

Her attorneys are probably trying to make her look more normal and relatable, so as not to turn off the women jurors.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (k4dH2)

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I was basing it off the talk show footage, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

194 Twitter is a cesspool, yes, but half the cess is bots.

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (cTCuP)

195 Amber is no Maitland Ward, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:43 PM (txdEq)
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Is she the child actress who jumped into porn stardom after failing to get mainstream work, or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

196 "Doocy: How come Biden is visiting Buffalo but didn't visit Waukesha?

Jean-Pierre: "He is able to go to Buffalo... He has visited many other communities. Buffalo is not the first one he's visited."


So, Biden went because... he is able? Is that your answer? That's the answer you're comfortable with? He just, out of the blue, goes because he is able? Was he not able to go to Waukesha?

Her lying skills suck. She should move to MSNBCNN ASAP.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (aXxgO)

197 >> [CBD] We fought a war to get away from assholes who
>> spell theater that way.

Is your favourite colour grey?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (uWF4x)

198 195 Amber is no Maitland Ward, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:43 PM (txdEq)
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Is she the child actress who jumped into porn stardom after failing to get mainstream work, or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

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I only know this because OM featured her one morning without realizing her more...adult work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

199 I can't wait for the Dems to explain that China invaded Taiwan because "they were asking for it".
Posted by: Archimedes

well just look at how Taiwan is dressed and just strutting up and down the China Sea like a total slut. flaunting their freedoms in front of all those maoist china boys.

- brandon's illegal junta probably

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 16, 2022 04:46 PM (UgAdJ)

200 That one is annoying, but "telly" and "boot" and "bonnet" and the rest of the poofter words are also annoying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022


***
Tyre, defence and offence, hood (meaning a convertible top on a car), litre, millimetre . . . all terms used by James Bond in the Fleming books.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:46 PM (txdEq)

201 Do you think the added IQ of Biden and Hochul is 60? Or am I shooting too high? Imagine that conversation. It's like Forest Gump meets One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:46 PM (+Odgf)

202 I guess Doocy asks these questions to get the reaction. He's surely not doing it to elicit information.

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2022 04:47 PM (9otr5)

203 It's a funny nic

A classic. Wish the content matched

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 04:47 PM (31Nts)

204 hahaha

That new spokespyrssyn for the White House is hitting all the stereotypes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 16, 2022 04:47 PM (R92o9)

205 174 We fought a war to get away from assholes who spell theater that way.
Shape up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:37 PM (XIJ/X)
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LOL
I laugh but it's true.
And don't get me started on how they pronounce aluminum.
Posted by: Seems Legit

and bob's your uncle.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (CwtvX)
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Always got a kick out of "Left-tenant" -- probably first heard it as a young kid on Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (qSs7F)

206 Amber is no Maitland Ward, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022
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Is she the child actress who jumped into porn stardom after failing to get mainstream work, or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022


***
Yes. Don't ask me how I know this.

Maitland looks incredibly like the hottest girl in my HS class looked at that age. (No, it's not actually her.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (txdEq)

207 I love that goofy al u minium pronunciation. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (Vxu+H)

208 "She's Cuomo without the nipple rings.

Just as sleazy. Just as corrupt. Just as dumb.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (XIJ/X)"

But- how could you be sure?

Honestly I think she's dumber then Cuomo, if that's possible. She also has zero people skills.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (+Odgf)

209 Funny how the very secular armed forces kept the Islamists out of Turkish politics and government.

Ataturk was a brilliant man, but not brutal enough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:40 PM (XIJ/X)


Indeed.
The military stepped in several times to keep the radicals out of govern ment, each time stepping back to let the civilians run it. Ergodan's first move was jail all the military leadership. That's why he's been able to stay in place.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (anj39)

210 I was basing it off the talk show footage, actually.
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Well she looks even worse than that at trial.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (k4dH2)

211 Is there anyone dumber then pretend Catholic Kathy Hochul?

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:42 PM (+Odgf)

She's Cuomo without the nipple rings.

Just as sleazy. Just as corrupt. Just as dumb.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:44 PM (XIJ/X)

Are we sure about the bolded bit?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:49 PM (WhsXQ)

212 201 Do you think the added IQ of Biden and Hochul is 60? Or am I shooting too high? Imagine that conversation. It's like Forest Gump meets One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Haha. Post lobotomy to be clear.

Posted by: 7man at May 16, 2022 04:49 PM (qwO6y)

213 204 hahaha

That new spokespyrssyn for the White House is hitting all the stereotypes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 16, 2022 04:47 PM (R92o9)

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Mud-flap breasts?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:49 PM (qSs7F)

214 The new titties are nicer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 16, 2022 04:49 PM (LsOV0)

215 Did we decide on Brown Sugar for her nic?

Cuz Brown Sugar is as stupid as her buckwheat ‘do. At least Psucki could bluster

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (31Nts)

216 Theatre? So gay. Not that there anything wrong with that. I hear it's OK today. You just don't know about people, do you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022


***
Lemme tell ya, the girls in the drama classes were the hottest on campus. Way more than in the Library Science or English, baby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, One-Time Theatre Major at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (txdEq)

217 So other than paid actors and the media, who is going to show up to Biden's Traveling CRT show? I can't imagine having had a loved one killed at Tops or having been in the store myself, wanting to go listen to a demented elderly liar tell me he's going to never let this happen again.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (8CUPf)

218 I guess Doocy asks these questions to get the reaction. He's surely not doing it to elicit information.
Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2022 04:47 PM (9otr5)


Did you see the picture of him and Psaki last week, arms around each other, smiling big for the camera? It's all theatre theater.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (DRSnL)

219 i wonder how long this mental midget will last in Psaki's job? I'm betting not long

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (9xzJW)

220 We fought a war to get away from assholes who spell theater that way.
Shape up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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And don't get me started on how they pronounce aluminum.
Posted by: Seems Legit
----
and bob's your uncle.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

that's fookin' brillant, mate.
- scott-ish accent challenged drunkard

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (UgAdJ)

221 Ergodan's first move was jail all the military leadership. That's why he's been able to stay in place.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (anj39)

And then he remade the military, so it is comfortably Islamist too. Hopefully they also suck at fighting, because I have been told that the Turkish army used to be a serious thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (XIJ/X)

222 Are we sure about the bolded bit?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:49 PM

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And does she have labial rings like Cuomo?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (qSs7F)

223 136 Taiwanese is trending with this link:

(Funny how there is no mention that shooter is Chinese in the LA Times linked article on Twitter)
Los Angeles Times
@latimes
The gunman who allegedly opened fire at a Laguna Woods church Sunday appeared to be motivated by political hatred directed at the Taiwanese community, Orange County Sheriff's
officials said.
The suspect was identified as a 68-year-old Las Vegas man.

https://tinyurl.com/yr5f3r22
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 04:30 PM (NpAcC)

Guess who owns the LA Times - Patrick Soon-Shiong, who's a Chinese-American transplant surgeon and medical entrepreneur. He's actually from South Africa, but it's an embarrassing coincidence anyway.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (kGGUr)

224 Stan is the father of lies.

Ergo, he is also the father of liars.

The White House is a family-only business.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (WmGrA)

225 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (DRSnL)

Was that the father or the son?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (XIJ/X)

226 Depp Attorney: How much of the $6.8 million divorce settlement did you actually donate to charity?

Ms. Heard: Actually, Johnny covered my pledges directly which caused my nose to break again; how dare he take my tax deductions!

Depp Attorney can't stop smirking.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (2mSQi)

227 Theatre? So gay. Not that there anything wrong with that. I hear it's OK today. You just don't know about people, do you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022

***
Lemme tell ya, the girls in the drama classes were the hottest on campus. Way more than in the Library Science or English, baby.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, One-Time Theatre Major at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (txdEq)

as opposed to the nearly vacant halls of the engineering school...

one or two here and there..

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (WhsXQ)

228 Theatre? So gay. Not that there anything wrong with that. I hear it's OK today. You just don't know about people, do you.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022


Careful.
I've seen MAE shoot.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (anj39)

229 So other than paid actors and the media, who is going to show up to Biden's Traveling CRT show? I can't imagine having had a loved one killed at Tops or having been in the store myself, wanting to go listen to a demented elderly liar tell me he's going to never let this happen again.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (8CUPf)


He's going to mention Corn Pop, isn't he? Please God, for the sake of those families, don't let him mention Corn Pop.

Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022 04:53 PM (FJYfm)

230 So Biden is going to Buffalo to make everything worse?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)

231 Waiting to see if Ms Intersectionaly is dumber than Pskanki

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB8)

232 Why is there even a Depp/Heard trial? Who sued who? I don't even know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (nxdel)

233 Stealing the 2022 election will be courageous so that nazis don’t take power. The narrative is set.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (LsOV0)

234 Was that the father or the son?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (XIJ/X)


The son. And either he is really tall or she is tiny.

https://is.gd/oQsMH9

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (DRSnL)

235 If you want to kill white, congratulations. You now have a badge.

Media and pals grooming human bombs

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (Htl8g)

236 232 Why is there even a Depp/Heard trial? Who sued who? I don't even know.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (nxdel)

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Heard wrote (or "wrote") an oped in a newspaper that detailed abuse allegations towards Depp. Depp is suing her for defamation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

237 Put the baby in the pram.

Posted by: Limey Nanny at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (Xrfse)

238 Heard lied about Depp.
He lost all his work and income.
He is suing her for libel.
He is a weird dude but she is a real piece of shit human being.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (LsOV0)

239 I read this review of a biography on James Brown:

https://tinyurl.com/y6wntv93

Interesting how he didn't buy into being a victim.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (YynYJ)

240 Waiting to see if Ms Intersectionaly is dumber than Pskanki
**

She absolutely is, and I can prove it without ever hearing her or knowing anything about her. She was hired to be "the first" whatever. That seals it immediately.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (R92o9)

241 217 So other than paid actors and the media, who is going to show up to Biden's Traveling CRT show? I can't imagine having had a loved one killed at Tops or having been in the store myself, wanting to go listen to a demented elderly liar tell me he's going to never let this happen again.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2022 04:50 PM (8CUPf)

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As soon as he cures cancer first.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (qSs7F)

242 So Biden is going to Buffalo to make everything worse?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up" ~ BHO

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 16, 2022 04:56 PM (WmGrA)

243 Ahh ok. Thanks TJM.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 04:56 PM (nxdel)

244 Why is there even a Depp/Heard trial? Who sued who? I don't even know.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (nxdel)
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I don't know if you're serious or if you care, but in short: Defamation. During after their divorce, Heard made a lot of very public accusations about Depp being abusive. This has, per Depp, damaged his persona and by extension his brand value, and since he is an actor this has caused him to lose work and thus lose money by damaging his career and making him toxic within his fairly small industry. He is suing her for defamation and from what it sounds like (I haven't been following it closely, but do see comments here about it) he's wrecking her and showing her to be a dishonest lunatic.

I don't think it's really about money - although money will change hands if he wins - but rather more about trying to salvage his reputation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:56 PM (DU+/6)

245 154 If given a blank map, could Liz Cheney place Wyoming?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
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She'd reflexively point to K Street in DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2022 04:57 PM (sAmhv)

246 >>> Looks to me Amber was quite a looker years ago
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 04:45 PM (2JoB


I'm starting to think this "other McCain" chap might not be a fan of bisexuality.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:57 PM (0fVbu)

247 Put the baby in the pram.
Posted by: Limey Nanny at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (Xrfse)


Don't forget to bring a jumper in case it gets cold.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 04:57 PM (DRSnL)

248 232 Why is there even a Depp/Heard trial? Who sued who? I don't even know.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 04:54 PM (nxdel)

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Heard wrote (or "wrote") an oped in a newspaper that detailed abuse allegations towards Depp. Depp is suing her for defamation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)


Because of her allegation, Depp did lose his role in the Harry Potter semi-sequels, which are terrible, but made a lot of money. Heard, on the other hand, didn't lose her job in the Aquaman sequels in spite of her admissions that she hit him. The Aquaman movies are also terrible, but also make a lot of money.

Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022 04:57 PM (FJYfm)

249 237 Put the baby in the pram.

Posted by: Limey Nanny at May 16, 2022 04:55 PM (Xrfse)

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And put the nappies on your #FakePOTUS.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 04:57 PM (qSs7F)

250 "Careful.
I've seen MAE shoot.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:52 PM (anj39)"

Shoot what? Ok where is this going? I bet Next is an invitation.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (+Odgf)

251 I have been told that the Turkish army used to be a serious thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM


The NORKs and ChiComs feared them in Korea.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)

252 Put the baby in the pram.
Posted by: Limey Nanny at May 16, 2022


***
I don't know if it's still used, but the British once had a habit of using "it" to describe a very small child, one it would be hard at a glance to tell the sex of. I think Lewis Carroll refers to the baby Alice sees who turns into a pig as an "it." "Put it in the pram." (Short for "perambulator," the long form -- the equivalent of US "stroller" or "baby carriage.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (txdEq)

253 He'll bring up Beau a half-dozen times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (Nvelq)

254 FJB is going to see Buffalo because it has been a long time since has been to Montana.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (2mSQi)

255 And then he remade the military, so it is comfortably Islamist too. Hopefully they also suck at fighting, because I have been told that the Turkish army used to be a serious thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (XIJ/X)


Yeah. Of all the allies, my personal assessment of the typical Turk soldier was that he was one tough SOB. The leadership was capable but the troops were impressive.
Interesting too, the Turks army was the largest in NATO, but they only counted half of their troops towards NATO. The other half was an internal force focused only on Greece.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (anj39)

256 Biden will tell those folks in Buffalo all about his son that died.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (Vxu+H)

257 i wonder how long this mental midget will last in Psaki's job? I'm betting not long
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at May 16, 2022 04:51 PM (9xzJW)

She's golden. Good for Biden's next term.

Black and homo. Untouchable.

Everything for a reason.

Posted by: Golfman at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (8/MRf)

258 Clownishness.

Prophecy from R E Crumb comic book.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 16, 2022 04:59 PM (Htl8g)

259 This looks like a job for ULTRA MAGA!

*Changes costume in a phone booth*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 16, 2022 04:59 PM (lbaVV)

260 @17 What in hell does a visit from Grandpa Stinkfinger do for any victims of anything? Other than repel them

----

They get to listen to Biden ramble on about his son, Beau! What kind of a heartless monster would complain about that?

Posted by: junior at May 16, 2022 05:00 PM (FtHnI)

261 Because of her allegation, Depp did lose his role in the Harry Potter semi-sequels, which are terrible, but made a lot of money. Heard, on the other hand, didn't lose her job in the Aquaman sequels in spite of her admissions that she hit him. The Aquaman movies are also terrible, but also make a lot of money.
Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2022 04:57 PM (FJYfm)
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So to cut a long story short, a couple of overprivileged Hollywood actors are in a domestic spat because of bad movies? Sounds about right...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2022 05:00 PM (YIVH2)

262 https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/18534/who-death-trap

Second article I read and posted how Sundowner administration is trying to put us under WHO totalitarian rules.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 05:00 PM (2JoB8)

263 Biden will tell those folks in Buffalo all about his son that died.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (Vxu+H)

You're right, I had forgotten about that. That is his go to sympathy card.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2022 05:00 PM (8CUPf)

264 260 @17 What in hell does a visit from Grandpa Stinkfinger do for any victims of anything? Other than repel them

Well he gets to tell us about white supremacists and FOX news and Domestic terrorists

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (bs+z0)

265 And I still say that long woolen thing that (some) men wrap around their throats in cold cold weather is a "muffler," the term H.G. Wells used in describing Griffin the Invisible Man's outfit when he was wearing clothes. That silky thing women use for hair or for an accessory is a "scarf."

(I grew up reading a lot of British novels, mysteries especially. So sue me.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (txdEq)

266 We need to work together, and together we will work, together.m

Posted by: Kamala! at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)

267 "Yeah. Of all the allies, my personal assessment of the typical Turk soldier was that he was one tough SOB. The leadership was capable but the troops were impressive.
Interesting too, the Turks army was the largest in NATO, but they only counted half of their troops towards NATO. The other half was an internal force focused only on Greece.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (anj39)"

Vietnam vet I know says the Koreans were tough as woodpecker lips. They would do shit like throw rocks at them as they were running up hills.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (+Odgf)

268 Jill tomorrow: "Sit down, Joe. Wave, Joe! Get back over here, Joe!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (Nvelq)

269 Saw an response to Greenwald's tweet with the contents of the "manifesto" - gist of it was, we already know what is in it from govt. reports, why are you trying to spread this hateful speech.

So I guess -
Old and Busted - Sunlight is best disinfectant.
New Hotness - Experts in government will tell us what we need to know. Shaddup h8er

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2022 05:02 PM (fs1hN)

270 I love that goofy al u minium pronunciation. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2022 04:48 PM (Vxu+H)

Just pronounce it aluminuminum, and wait for them to ask from whence the extra letters came.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 05:02 PM (SH2Zi)

271 Biden is going to Buffalo because he thought someone said there were wings.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 05:02 PM (+Odgf)

272 Biden could go to Chigago and wait a few hours for a mass shooting.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at May 16, 2022 05:02 PM (3Or4S)

273 @255

>> The other half was an internal force focused only on Greece.

Filthy Turkayyy!!!
--
YaYa

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2022 05:02 PM (HqcCy)

274 Biden will tell those folks in Buffalo all about his son that died.

This. He’s less coherent Megan McCain. His only go to is his dead gay son, to quote Heathers.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2022 05:03 PM (fmqCB)

275 272 Biden could go to Chigago and wait a few hours for a mass shooting.
Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at May 16, 2022 05:02 PM (3Or4S)

5 dead over twenty wounded this weekend

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 05:03 PM (bs+z0)

276 See, zhou bai-din is only interested in the majority segment of our population, black people. He can't be bothered with a measly 21 percent of the population, white people. I know this because the entertainment/media/propaganda ministry shows it to be so.

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2022 05:03 PM (0OP+5)

277 They can put the Chinese guy in a lineup with other Asians and ask Biden to pick out the perp. He'll say it's the short guy with the haircut that looks like Moe.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2022 05:03 PM (DSGMf)

278 Biden will tell those folks in Buffalo all about his son that died.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2022 04:58 PM (Vxu+H)

You're right, I had forgotten about that. That is his go to sympathy card.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2022 05:00 PM (8CUPf)

And then he'll tell them how he invented Buffalo Chicken Wings. With a straight face.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 05:03 PM (SH2Zi)

279 nood

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 16, 2022 05:04 PM (17k2t)

280 Hey, it was spelled 'theatre' on the syllabus!

I also did a lot of Shakespeare, so tradition.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 16, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

281 We need to work together, and together we will work, together.m
Posted by: Kamala! at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)


Because together we will stand
Every boy, girl, woman, and man.

Posted by: Canned Heat at May 16, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

282 Vietnam vet I know says the Koreans were tough as woodpecker lips. They would do shit like throw rocks at them as they were running up hills.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 16, 2022 05:01 PM (+Odgf)

Funny because they said the same thing about Turkish troops in Korea.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 05:05 PM (oc1LF)

283 .

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 16, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

284 I think I can see them together when the release their hearts, It is like a breakdown of the facts, So they should be competent with the fact that they won't be surprised.
I was thinking of the men who founded us together and the children who were all taught and full of children together in classes. I worry about them and their future.
I will work for equality and to ensure that all people have equal rights. I will work for the advancement of all people and for the well-being of our planet. I will work to ensure that our country and the world are safe and that we will continue to be a beacon of hope and opportunity for all people.

This was modified from AI generated scripts. Kamala's speech writer is a poorly tuned AI.

Posted by: Kamala IA beta version at May 16, 2022 05:09 PM (xhaym)

285
Shufflin' off to you know
Shufflin' off to you know
Shufflin' off to you know
The thing

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 16, 2022 05:09 PM (vrz2I)

286 232 Why is there even a Depp/Heard trial? Who sued who? I don't even know.
_____________

Depp filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against Heard over the WaPo editorial (which was actually written by the ACLU) in which Heard claimed she'd been abused. The editorial didn't name Depp as the abuser, but everybody assumed it was him, since Heard had previously claimed he abused her.

Heard then filed a $100 million counter-suit against Depp for allegedly defaming her by publicly calling her a liar and claiming that she was the abuser in their marriage.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 05:09 PM (k4dH2)

287 Most honorable mass shooter not act alone.

Posted by: Confucius at May 16, 2022 05:13 PM (vN+oL)

288 Ace sweetie it's waukesha

Posted by: Isolden at May 16, 2022 09:25 PM (dB99g)

289 Big moon setting soon

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 17, 2022 05:38 AM (H7wE0)

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