As Hispanics Trend Republican, Democrats Demand the Department Of Justice "Protect" Hispanic Communities from "Disinformation"

Are you kidding me.

Twitchy notes this prior (May 2) Reuters article reporting on inflation driving Hispanics to consider voting GOP:

Ricardo Aguirre sits near his two taco trucks and laments the soaring cost of tomatoes, onions, meat and cilantro, which have doubled in price in recent months, hammering his Phoenix-based catering business.

Aguirre, 43, usually votes for the Democratic Party. But with inflation hitting a 40-year high in February he has a stark warning for Democrats as they seek to keep control of the U.S. Congress in November's elections.


"If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican," said Aguirre. Republicans, he believes, are generally better economic stewards who could have more success in reducing prices.

Aguirre runs Tamales y Tacos Puebla from the heavily Hispanic Alhambra neighborhood in Phoenix, where talk of record-high gas and food prices was dominating conversations in front gardens, stores and restaurants when Reuters visited.

Of 35 Hispanic voters Reuters spoke to in two toss-up races in Arizona and Colorado, 20 - including Aguirre - said soaring inflation is causing them to seriously consider voting for Republicans. The majority of those said they usually vote Democrat.

Many said they don't necessarily blame Democrats but have lost faith in their ability to solve inflation and are increasingly willing to let Republicans try.

Even a small loss of support among Hispanics - a key component of the Democratic coalition of voters that brought President Joe Biden to power - could mean the loss of the House of Representatives and possibly the Senate for Democrats.

Four of the top 15 congressional targets for Republicans are races with heavy Mexican-American populations, according to Mike Madrid, a Republican strategist based in California.

Inflation is now the top worry among Hispanic voters, according to an Axios-Ipsos poll released in March. A Quinnipiac University poll published on April 13 found that just 26% of Hispanic voters approved of Biden's job performance, the lowest mark of any demographic.

And now Democrats are demanding the DOJ start censoring "disinformation" that could hurt Democrats in Hispanic areas.


Rudolph Troha
@RudolphTroha

"Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation and must be protected."

This translates to:

"Hispanics are stupid and need to be coddled like children, otherwise they might think the wrong thoughts."

Disgusting.


Meanwhile, NeverTrump rants about the "authoritarians" of the GOP, while enabling the authoritarians in the Democrat Party who are paying their rent.

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Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 16, 2022 02:58 PM (aQ25I)

2 Old and Busted: Printing more money creates inflation

New Hotness: Anyone that says that Printing more money creates inflation is a NAZI. And that is science!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

3 As soon as they hit 50%...the border wall will be finished.

Posted by: BignJames at May 16, 2022 02:58 PM (AwYPR)

4 Maybe?

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 16, 2022 02:59 PM (OUMaO)

5 What I get for reading the content...

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 16, 2022 02:59 PM (OUMaO)

6 I stand with Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (786Ro)

7 Aye, caramba!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (3Or4S)

8 lolgf

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (SH2Zi)

9 Oh, they are getting your information. They just think you are bat shit crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (dNqv+)

10 I really think our betters way overestimate their ability to control information.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

11 Many said they don't necessarily blame Democrats but have lost faith in their ability to solve inflation and are increasingly willing to let Republicans try.

So they haven't actually learned anything.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

12 >>>Old and Busted: Printing more money creates inflation

New Hotness: Anyone that says that Printing more money creates inflation is a NAZI. And that is science!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

Inflation is our strength.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (QYPq3)

13 Way to go Joe.. Insult the entire Hispanic Community

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (bs+z0)

14

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (SWi3y)

15 If the trend gets too bad, Dems will build the wall and start deportations before the GOP.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (786Ro)

16 Hispanics are largely poor, uneducated and easy to command, as the Washington Post said about evangelicals thirty years ago.

We simply need to protect them from merchants of disinformation, and make sure they only get information from truthful sources - like the government.

Posted by: The Democratic Party! at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (I2/tG)

17 This makes sense since low income people don't often have homes or investments, they have savings.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (sHOfO)

18 Oh, they are getting your information. They just think you are bat shit crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (dNqv+)

Well, that, and the grooming I am sure is pretty much universally repulsive, except to groomers and pedos.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (SH2Zi)

19 I stand with Mexican weather girls

They do cause a certain type of inflation.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (ESjRY)

20 Taco Trucks are the only small businesses our ruling class even pretends to care about.

When you've lost the taco trucks...

Posted by: Oschisms at May 16, 2022 03:01 PM (IQuyA)

21 “Many said they don't necessarily blame Democrats but have lost faith in their ability to solve inflation and are increasingly willing to let Republicans try.”

So they are susceptible to misinformation.

Posted by: 7man at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (qwO6y)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Can't the DOJ just outlaw all speech, to prevent anything from the official version from being discussed? If not, that was a big oversight by the founding fathers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (5kI0z)

24 11 Many said they don't necessarily blame Democrats but have lost faith in their ability to solve inflation and are increasingly willing to let Republicans try.

So they haven't actually learned anything.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

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Getting people who are essentially cultural Democrats to admit that their own side is not up to the task is not small.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

25 The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the Democrats that I didn't exist.

Posted by: John Durham at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (A3uq/)

26 Disinformation? Pay no attention to the price of gas and food.. That's disinformation

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

27 "If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican"

Spoiler alert: They don't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (p+1gI)

28 That's what the Ministry of Truth is for, to spread Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (2JoB8)

29 By the way the eco-shooter in Buffalo was talking about "white birth rates" and mentioned...Argentina.

That's right latin America is all white hispanics!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

30 Biden also stutters in Spanish?

Posted by: 496 at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

31 a key component of the Democratic coalition of voters that brought President Joe Biden to power


"voters" absolutamente needs the scare quotes

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (786Ro)

32 The price of tomatoes hasn’t doubled it is all disinformation man.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (LsOV0)

33 My pool boy and lawn care service better not start getting uppity.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (FJYfm)

34 Democrats to Hispanics - "You are STUPID!"

Winning strategy

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (MILwR)

35 27 "If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican"

Spoiler alert: They don't.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (p+1gI)

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It's the opening stage. They just stop voting, which is what you expect from soft partisans in a wave election year for the other party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

36 I need to know Sofia Vergara’s opinion on this issue.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (4G0LT)

37 Mexicans are fattish. Raising the price of food will help them lose weight.

Posted by: winemom de jour at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (rJ48h)

38 I like how the article says that even a small loss of Hispanic voters COULD mean losing the house and senate.
I thought that was a foregone conclusion and all that is left is how bad it's going to be

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (UfRqQ)

39 It beats having to actually earn their votes, I guess.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (HmZuC)

40 Democrats to Hispanics - "You are STUPID!"

Winning strategy

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (MILwR)

It worked for us.

Posted by: NeverTrump at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (SH2Zi)

41 A Quinnipiac University poll published on April 13 found that just 26% of Hispanic voters approved of Biden's job performance, the lowest mark of any demographic.



Brown voters are more disgusted than white voters.
Maybe the democrats should shift focus to an easier group to swing democrat - like middle class white voters.

Nah, just kidding.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (5kI0z)

42 34 Democrats to Hispanics - "You are STUPID!"

Winning strategy
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:03 PM (MILwR)

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"It worked on the n******."
-The DNC, telling blacks that they're too dumb to get voter ID

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

43 Misinformation like this Univision anchor railing at Biden?

https://tinyurl.com/8ctjd3yv

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

44 Speaking of the "vote harder" meme, there's a local Dem candidate with the surname of Harder, and she is unironically running ads that say "Vote Harder". Heh.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 16, 2022 03:04 PM (a/cEo)

45 They can't argue that Hispanics are wrong about soaring inflation,

instead they go with "Hispanics are too stupid to understand, so we must censor all "outside" information".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2022 03:05 PM (Cus5s)

46 I think Hispanics are pissed off that the Dumocraps brought them to the dance but then left them circling around the punchbowl while the Dums ran off with blacks. But will this actually change hispanics' voting habits when push comes to shove? I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 16, 2022 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

47 Best I can do is two ducats.

Posted by: zombie cosmo di medici at May 16, 2022 03:05 PM (Jtln5)

48 To appease the economic concerns of Hispanics, we'll bring in another thirty million illegal immigrants, who will compete with them for jobs and housing.

Posted by: The Democratic Party! at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (I2/tG)

49 I really think our betters way overestimate their ability to control information.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This they do.

They can't even do that in China.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (lbaVV)

50 That's what the Ministry of Truth is for, to spread Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (2JoB



And smother out competition. Not sure how well that is going to work but I am sure they will try in what they think are new and innovative ways

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (xhaym)

51 We are just helping you fatties slim down and stop buying stuff you don't need.

You'd think you'd be thanking us!

Posted by: The left intentionally causing inflation at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

52 Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation and must be protected.

Sombreros, beans, and low riders can cloud the mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (ZsR3z)

53 I hope the Latinos this November at least take their futbol and stay home in protest.

Then see what happens to the Democrats. I can only hope for Apocalypto at the polls for them then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (MILwR)

54 Aguirre, The Wrath of God!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Jtln5)

55
Funny how the commie cocksucker Donks and MFM show how non-racist and Hispanic-inclusive they are by talking about taco trucks.

I half expected that Reuters report to have a La Cucaracha soundtrack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2022 03:07 PM (n+4am)

56 When the aliens come, they will eat the fat ones first.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:07 PM (A3uq/)

57 Gotta fortify this election against wrong thoughts and cheap tacos.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 16, 2022 03:07 PM (W7Wi6)

58 That Reuters report claims that "the soaring price of oil" is beyond Biden's control.

They carry water for this disgusting perverted old senile ass even when they pretend to criticize him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2022 03:07 PM (XIJ/X)

59 "Mexican radio, talking about the US inflation."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:07 PM (MILwR)

60 Aguirre, The Wrath of God!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Jtln5)


THERE'S MEAT FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:07 PM (A3uq/)

61 53 I hope the Latinos this November at least take their futbol and stay home in protest.

Then see what happens to the Democrats. I can only hope for Apocalypto at the polls for them then.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (MILwR)

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I want the wave to be so big that the New Mexico state legislature is suddenly red instead of solidly blue. That would be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

62 Many said they don't necessarily blame Democrats but have lost faith in their ability to solve inflation and are increasingly willing to let Republicans try.

I would love to see a breakdown of where these "don't necessarily blame Democrats" get their 'news' from. Ten to one, it's from an MFM source that blames everything on GOP intransigence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

63 Sombreros, beans, and low riders can cloud the mind.
____

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrqKE1iqqo

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 16, 2022 03:08 PM (lbaVV)

64 The regime is doing a great job. The price of the chocolate ration has gone down by 10% in the past year.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (MxEKc)

65 Just a coincidence!

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (31Nts)

66 No problem!

We understand the Latinx voter!

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Alyx4QeRRdg

Posted by: The Democratic Party! at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (I2/tG)

67 Work used to have a Mexican food truck outside at lunch time. Dang now I'm hungry for street tacos. With cilantro!

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (786Ro)

68 Inflation is transitory. Just like my ability to control my bowels.

Posted by: Vegetable Von Shitpants at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (W7Wi6)

69 Aguirre, The Wrath of God!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Jtln5)


The scene where Aguirre is on a raft with dead men ranting how he and his monkeys would create a kingdom is one of the most amazing movie moments ever.

It was SUPPOSED to be a warning

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (xhaym)

70 Christina Pushaw is a badass.

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:10 PM (31Nts)

71 Government officials have been threatening newspapers since colonial times, and threatening radio since the 1920s, and television since the 1950s. This is nothing new, but the internet has made censorship exponentially harder. That is why huge amounts of tax dollars are shoveled at Goolag, Fascistbook, etc., to get them to do the censorship that the government is unable to.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2022 03:10 PM (5kI0z)

72 Arriba, muchachos!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 16, 2022 03:10 PM (17k2t)

73 Short of razing the Federal Reserve, the only help Congress & the White House can offer is a reduction in spending. Not the 'decrease in the rate of increase' BS they pat themselves on the back for but actual reduction. And there's nothing in the past couple of decades that indicates the Republicans will do any such thing.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 16, 2022 03:10 PM (Zy9Yy)

74 With cilantro!
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (786Ro)


Blech.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

75 Slowpoke Rodriques was high af. Obvious Biden voter.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (3Or4S)

76 Kinski is a genius when you film him at gun point.

Posted by: Werner Herzog at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (786Ro)

77 Republicans to Hispanic Americans: "They think you're stupid".

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (krQz2)

78 The cross of Amber Heard is starting shortly if anyone is following the Depp/Heard suit.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (dpJ62)

79 Dang now I'm hungry for street tacos. With cilantro!
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2022 03:09 PM (786Ro)


If you don't mind squirrel and a little fur, I saw some Squirrel Street Chalupas on my way to work.

No cilantro but there were lawn clippings in the gutter!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (OK0YZ)

80 Still surprised the band Genesis has not been cancelled for their music video and song about being an "illegal alien."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:12 PM (MILwR)

81 "Many said they don't necessarily blame Democrats but have lost faith in their ability to solve inflation and are increasingly willing to let Republicans try."

You did notice Trump when he was in office, right? Is your hot sauce melting your brain?

Criminy, Trump's economy was gangbusters until the Deep State Plandemic was forced upon everyone. Willing to let MAGA people try? You should be begging, praying, screaming that MAGA economy and economists win!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2022 03:12 PM (aXxgO)

82 Newest Biden Admin Press Creature: "Latin-Xers can rejoice! We've lowered the inflation rate from 15% to 20% and simultaneously increased the tomato paste rations from 20g to 15g."

Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 03:12 PM (Rl7KJ)

83 El pueblo unido jamas sera vencido!

Posted by: mr tmz at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (rJ48h)

84 I want an interview where the taco truck guy says he's ready to start throwing communists out of helicopters.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (/wWsl)

85 The lady at Insty has Two Taco Tuesday's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (GwxCX)

86 The inflation is so bad moar Hispanics keep crashing our borders!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (D8mow)

87 This is as illuminating as Biden's "poor kids are as smart as white kids" quip. Or I-forget-which bint on The View saying that we *have* to have illegal immigrants because *someone* has to cut her lawn and clean her house.

The Left are, as usual, projecting wildly what whole groups believe, based on the most simplistic determinants of that group -- sex, skin color, twitter handle... Only now, they've enacted a Ministry of Truth Detection arm to shut down "free" speech they don't like or is inconvenient to their narratives.

Posted by: red speck at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (gS3OW)

88 I really think our betters way overestimate their ability to control information.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
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They way overestimate their ability to catch dogs.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)

89 >>>Kinski is a genius when you film him at gun point.

Posted by: Werner Herzog at May 16, 2022 03:11 PM (786Ro)

Too bad you only heard what I got Timothy Treadwell to do.

Posted by: Bear 141 at May 16, 2022 03:14 PM (QYPq3)

90 Still surprised the band Genesis has not been cancelled for their music video and song about being an "illegal alien."
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:12 PM (MILwR)


Whaaat?

No. Not with the immortal lyrics:

"It's no fun
Being an Illegal Ali-un!"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2022 03:14 PM (OK0YZ)

91 The lady at Insty has Two Taco Tuesday's.

That's her every day special I hear

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:14 PM (MILwR)

92 @RudolphTroha
"Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation and must be protected."

++++
This is actually true in many respects. Take election fraud as a major example. The Democrat machinery needs ballots and, when possible, they like to get real people to actually fill them out. So they go door-to-door in the barrio and target people who don't speak English (or don't speak it well) to coerce them into surrendering their ballots or to "assist" them with filling them out. They'll even drop it off for you, and it's all legal and right and a great thing to do.

*That* is "misinformation" or "disinformation" in action, and it's driven by the Left complex and they sure do love them Latin American ghettos where they can operate with impunity and take advantage of people who don't speak English and don't know how our elections work or what the law is.

But something tells me that's definitely not what they're talking about.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:14 PM (DU+/6)

93 Ace,
Well, looks like Kurt Schlichter came out of the closet as a Bitch McConnell shill. Still love his Peoples Republic books (except the last one which was a dog) but I have gone back to viewing him with extreme distrust. I remember when he was a never trumper way back when. I still like him but no longer trust him.

He never has a bad thing to say about Cocaine Bitch.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 16, 2022 03:15 PM (ZW1rs)

94 ...and furthermore, Trump Tower Taco Salads are not "tremendous", "the best", or "the hottest thing North of the border ".

Posted by: Government Misinformation Board in collaboration with the DOJ at May 16, 2022 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

95 I have been reliably informed that what I often hail as "En fuego!" here is disinformation, but that seems to have a whiff of mierda to me.

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at May 16, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

96 >>>Still surprised the band Genesis has not been cancelled for their music video and song about being an "illegal alien."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:12 PM (MILwR)

Because they were already canceled for sucking.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 16, 2022 03:15 PM (QYPq3)

97 DOJ to protect against disinfo? I thought that was DHS territory. Is this going to be one of those “Bureaucratic Turf Wars” that Erick Erickson talks about when he’s dismissing the existence of the deep state?

Posted by: Thirdtwin at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (or5KL)

98 Passed along a article last week that it's not what Illegal Hispanics vote for anyway. Their mailed to votes are collected and sent in the way the Fraudsters want it.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (2JoB8)

99 Nobody is racist or classist like a Democrat. Hispanics are learning. So are the rest of the dem coalition. Sans the woke white women.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (0OmEj)

100 I'm starting to think NeverTrump isn't the best name for the alleged conservatives who never seem to side with conservatives. Trump was just the dye that makes the tumor visible on the microscope slide, not the carcinogen.

Defining them using Trump excuses all the other times they sold us out. It was never about Trump, but preserving their own positions in the Petit Aristocracy.

They aren't Democrats, they're Aristocrats, and if you catalogued their behavior you'd have a decent version of the famous joke.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (cupoy)

101 I want the wave to be so big that the New Mexico state legislature is suddenly red instead of solidly blue. That would be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

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Having lived most of my childhood and early adulthood in the Land of Disenchanment, the best one can hope for is a diminished Democrat majority in Santa Fe.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (TNyrE)

102
Too bad you only heard what I got Timothy Treadwell to do.
Posted by: Bear 141 at May 16, 2022 03:14 PM (QYPq3)


Not to mention what you did to Leo DiCap...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (n+4am)

103 95 I have been reliably informed that what I often hail as "En fuego!" here is disinformation, but that seems to have a whiff of mierda to me.
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at May 16, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

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I'm pretty sure it's muy en fuego now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

104 @ChristinaPushaw
This is racist. Hispanics, including your own constituents, are perfectly capable of doing their research and making their own decisions about policies & candidates. Many of them dislike "Latinx", gender lessons for little kids, 9 month abortions, lockdowns & other Dem policies.

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This is only sort of true. They care about things like sexual perversion and indoctrination and inflation eroding their earnings and the totalitarian bullshit, so that's all true. The problem, however, is that they have the temerity to blame the left for any of that. This can mean only one thing: they're misinformed, disinformed or malinformed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)

105 The Donks explain inflation.

https://tinyurl.com/2tfkb8vr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (FVME7)

106 That whole “Make America Venezuela Again” meme isn’t that funny any more.

Posted by: Advo at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (KO+sI)

107 This leaves me wondering what hispanics' actual reason(s) for leaving the democrats. Economic reasons are what people say when they're afraid they will be criticized for their actual reason. Otherwise, anglo democrats would be doing the same thing.
There's something else at work.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (2OL6m)

108 "Unexpectedly !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (xgWxi)

109 Things a Republican congress could do about inflation

1) Pass a balanced budget (stop laughing)

2) Seize college endowments and use them to pay off student debt.

3) Announce an across the board 25% real pay cut for all non-DOD government employees.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

110 Sombreros, beans, and low riders can cloud the mind.
____
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrqKE1iqqo
Posted by: SMH

outstanding! thank you for the smile.

i still mentally see the taco bell commercial when i hear this tune. "i'm taking ralphy for a ride"

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (UgAdJ)

111 Kinski is a genius when you film him at gun point.
Posted by: Werner Herzog
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My favourite directing tip too!

Posted by: alec baldwin at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (Jtln5)

112 @ChristinaPushaw

She seems like one of DeSantis's best allies...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

113 El pueblo unido jamas sera vencido!
Posted by: mr tmz at May 16, 2022 03:13 PM (rJ48h)


This is a song for the Chilean Socialist party

this version is done by a Russian Ska band

https://youtu.be/4WFbSp_KYH8

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (xhaym)

114 MASAA -Make America South Africa Again!

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (D8mow)

115 107 This leaves me wondering what hispanics' actual reason(s) for leaving the democrats. Economic reasons are what people say when they're afraid they will be criticized for their actual reason. Otherwise, anglo democrats would be doing the same thing.
There's something else at work.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (2OL6m)

========

Well, I fully believe that pocketbook issues drive pretty much all national elections and always have, but if you want an alternate there's this:

Hispanics are not at the top of the intersectionality stack, and blacks make sure that the Hispanics know it...often.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

116
a key component of the Democratic coalition of voters that brought President Joe Biden to power

I've seen the videos of those who were stuffing the ballot boxes and despite the blurring there's not a single 68 Chevy Lowrider in the background.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (dQvv7)

117 Welp, the new press secretary is off to a ranty start. Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

118 Ricardo Aguirre sits near his two taco trucks and laments the soaring cost of tomatoes, onions, meat and cilantro, which have doubled in price in recent months, hammering his Phoenix-based catering business.

the local taco truck offers delicious food. However when they told me a fish taco and burrito would be $27.00 I said, "No mas"

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

119 I want a divorce. I understand those who don't want to voluntarily give the Left anything but that means we will continue on this downward path. We need to start over .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (oc1LF)

120 Sounds like Lucy Libtard got some 'splainin' to do!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (wtvvX)

121 I have no effs to give to those poor Latinos in Arizona.

Ole Manuel or Jose admitted he had voted dem since 1988.

Just like those black folks who continue to dig their hole.

Posted by: Inflation at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (8/MRf)

122 Still surprised the band Genesis has not been cancelled for their music video and song about being an "illegal alien."
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2022 03:12 PM (MILwR)
Because they were already canceled for sucking.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 16, 2022 03:15 PM (QYPq3)

Concur. Genesis blows and Phil Collins is the King Of Cucks. Screw him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (UkqCM)

123 And now, a word from Moloch, er, I mean, Mooch.

State lawmakers will have the power to strip womxn of the right to make decisions about their bodies and their healthcare.

https://bit.ly/3wuU0Vo

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She makes stripping womxn sound like a bad thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (FVME7)

124 I love how the endemic racisms of the leftoids is now being revealed on the reg

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

125 80 Still surprised the band Genesis has not been cancelled for their music video and song about being an "illegal alien."


I was listening to that album a few months back when one of my college-age kids was home. When I told him to listen up, he couldn't believe that was an allowable song. And it got me thinking about how absolutely normal and rational things used to be when I was coming of age. Can you imagine the current wife of our vice president addressing Congress to put warning labels on music because of distressing lyrics of sexuality or promoting cop-killing? Hell... there'd be nothing left! And there's not a democrat left alive who gives two shits about cops' lives or over-sexualization.

Posted by: red speck at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (gS3OW)

126 That's right latin America is all white hispanics!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

Ya know what the worst part of being a white hispanic is?

Going to a Mexican restaurant and getting the tasteless watery salsa they give to all the anglos.

No, motherfucker, I need something spicy. Give me the good Mexican stuff. Trust me, I know what I'm getting into.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (1Yy3c)

127 I saw a straight take on Twitter that the real way to inflation under control was to get the border open stat.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (16T5E)

128 Anytime, Bif. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (lbaVV)

129 Well, looks like Kurt Schlichter came out of the closet as a Bitch McConnell shill.

I never trusted him, so I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (2JVJo)

130 >>>Welp, the new press secretary is off to a ranty start. Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

::kicks dirt::

Posted by: Inflation at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (QYPq3)

131 Nice video of Low Rider. Isn't it sad how many enjoyable things have been regulated out of existence. Can't have cars we can customize and work on ourselves. Must have a street full of cookie cutter autos.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (5HBd1)

132 I see Joe is going to Buffalo this week to tell Us that we are all white supremacists

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (bs+z0)

133 DOJ to protect against disinfo? I thought that was DHS territory. Is this going to be one of those “Bureaucratic Turf Wars” that Erick Erickson talks about when he’s dismissing the existence of the deep state?
Posted by: Thirdtwin at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (or5KL)
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Turf war, like everything else. Why does the FDA have jurisdiction over some food products, and the USDA over others? Why does HHS have jurisdiction over some areas of housing and medical policy, but HUD and CMS in others?

Official censorship bureaus are a big prize, and you can be sure the existing agencies aren't going to let DHS hog the whole show. They'll have completely redundant operations or bizarrely designed separations of duties and enforcement. It's the US Government Way.

I really wish the Alpha Bureaucrat - Mick Mulvaney - had been able to reform the bureaucracy like he proposed to get rid of this shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

134 State lawmakers will have the power to strip womxn of the right to make decisions about their bodies and their healthcare.

I just had a "spirited" discussion with co-worker about the possibility of r v w being overturned.

All this stuff that I had suppressed over time just came welling out.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:20 PM (DJFLF)

135 115 107 This leaves me wondering what hispanics' actual reason(s) for leaving the democrats. Economic reasons are what people say when they're afraid they will be criticized for their actual reason. Otherwise, anglo democrats would be doing the same thing.
There's something else at work.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (2OL6m)

Well, I fully believe that pocketbook issues drive pretty much all national elections and always have, but if you want an alternate there's this:

Hispanics are not at the top of the intersectionality stack, and blacks make sure that the Hispanics know it...often.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
____________________________________

I agree. See my comment above.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 16, 2022 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

136 "If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican,"

I assume he's talking about larger stimulus checks.

Posted by: Reality Man at May 16, 2022 03:20 PM (XTMvj)

137 Psaki Replacement Unit leads-off her first press conference by reading the names of all 10 killed in Buffalo, along with a personal item about each, then praises the bravery of law enforcement in Buffalo and across the country.

After the Waukesha automobile mayhem, nothing comparable from anyone in the White House.

So, the same as it ever was.

Posted by: not amused at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (7jwP2)

138 Not because what the GOPe is doing.

Because the dems fail at every turn.

Posted by: Golfman at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (8/MRf)

139 Adelante! Adelante! Ariba! Andale! Adelante!

Posted by: Speedy Fidel at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Jtln5)

140 "If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican," said Aguirre.


That's not who we are.

Send money.

-- GOP

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (gmo/4)

141 Must have a street full of cookie cutter autos.
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Moar like suppositories on four wheels.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (D8mow)

142 She seems like one of DeSantis's best allies...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)


I think she's his press secretary

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

143 Sort of on topic but assimilation is dead and the idea of America as the land of opportunity has been replaced with America land of hand outs .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:21 PM (oc1LF)

144 >>>She makes stripping womxn sound like a bad thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (FVME7)

I mean, in her case it would be. I'm not into chix with dix.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (QYPq3)

145 Glad when I scrolled Pushaw noted the racism, first thing I thought too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (lgeFv)

146 117
(exhales disgusted blowing sound)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (2OL6m)

147 I want the wave to be so big that the New Mexico state legislature is suddenly red instead of solidly blue. That would be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
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I am not sure a major shift among Latinos would get that job done. New Mexico, like Colorado, was thoroughly colonized by California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (DU+/6)

148 The new press sec made sure to let us know all the boxes her being hired checked.

Can we just go full Sri Lanka yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

149 Had my inground sprinklers serviced by a Latino fellow that had a "F Joe and the Ho" hat on... Told the wife to tip him double.

Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (53oGX)

150 Everything You Wanted To Know About Democrats: It's illegal to vote for Anyone But Me.

One party rule. Stray from the plantation - you will be punished. Simple as that.

My observation is, many, many Democrats know damn well their party is a dumpster fire of absurdity and contradiction and completely unworkable failed ideas from the past.

They also know damn well they want to "go along to get along", and will pull the lever for anybody with a "D" after their name in perpetuity, because they are scared shitless of Democrats. They are a criminal organization, straight up.

Ironically enough, the nation may be saved, insofar as still possible, by the waves of immigrants presumably spring loaded to vote Democrats in for one party rule.

They KNOW what leftists have done historically , and don't want that. They will need to be punished too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (h/kqk)

151 I see Joe is going to Buffalo this week to tell Us that we are all white supremacists
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (bs+z0)


Any bets on the first GOPer to agree with him besides Cheney, Mittens and Crenshaw?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

152 Sombreros, beans, and low riders can cloud the mind.
____
1. I always liked this song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_iJ28iXwo0

2. Shut up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (FVME7)

153 137 Psaki Replacement Unit leads-off her first press conference by reading the names of all 10 killed in Buffalo, along with a personal item about each, then praises the bravery of law enforcement in Buffalo and across the country.
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How about the 17 shot in Milwaukee at a NBA playoff?

Dog Bites Man - no press; Man Bites Dog - National News!

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (D8mow)

154 If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican," said Aguirre.


"A few grams of my Primo Dried Fly stash and a blow job from Liz Cheney.

That's the best I can do."

Posted by: The Turtle at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (OK0YZ)

155 Any bets on the first GOPer to agree with him besides Cheney, Mittens and Crenshaw?
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Lindsey?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (D8mow)

156 I assume he's talking about larger stimulus checks.
Posted by: Reality Man at May 16, 2022 03:20 PM (XTMvj)


Agreed. Because he sure as hell isn't talking about freedom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (2JVJo)

157 148 The new press sec made sure to let us know all the boxes her being hired checked.

Can we just go full Sri Lanka yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

We knew she would be bad.. How "lucky" for her there was a shooting of Black people for her first day...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (bs+z0)

158 132 I see Joe is going to Buffalo this week to tell Us that we are all white supremacists
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (bs+z0)

And to push for more gun control. And tomorrow NYS Gov. "Cuomo with tits" Hochul is going to announce new gun control initiatives.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (N39Ws)

159 so if they vote Republican, do they be come xLatinos?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (Ynyl9)

160 107 This leaves me wondering what hispanics' actual reason(s) for leaving the democrats. Economic reasons are what people say when they're afraid they will be criticized for their actual reason. Otherwise, anglo democrats would be doing the same thing.
There's something else at work.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (2OL6m)

Anglo democrats are going to be largely college educated. They're from a different class. Working class Democrats have moved towards the Republican party or become unaffiliated.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (b2nrj)

161 "A few grams of my Primo Dried Fly stash and a blow job from Liz Cheney.


And you are in luck - I'm getting my fangs filed down tomorrow!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 16, 2022 03:24 PM (ESjRY)

162 I am not sure a major shift among Latinos would get that job done. New Mexico, like Colorado, was thoroughly colonized by California.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (DU+/6)

Colorado is also 100% mail in votes now.. so until that changes and voter rolls are cleaned it's lost.

Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (53oGX)

163 Jose admitted he had voted dem since 1988.

They’re not as entrenched as black voters and represent a potential real gain for Rs.

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (31Nts)

164 Reporters pushing hard on replacement theory. Um, what's replacement theory? I wasn't following the shooters manifesto closely because, well, he's a sick kook.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (G0vdT)

165 147 I want the wave to be so big that the New Mexico state legislature is suddenly red instead of solidly blue. That would be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I am not sure a major shift among Latinos would get that job done. New Mexico, like Colorado, was thoroughly colonized by California.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:22 PM (DU+/6)

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Yeah, it's not likely, but it could happen if the wave is big enough. However, my larger point is that the changes at the state level could end up wide and deep.

There are going to be grifters in the mix, for sure, but there are also going to be people who want to be the next DeSantis and see a state house seat as the gateway. Out of those, most will flame out fast, but some others will learn to work the system. Out of those, some will succeed and rise in prominence. We're talking the building blocks of new governors, Senators, and maybe even presidents. We're talking about the continued remaking of the courts at the state level. I want the wave to hit the states hardest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

166 Concur. Genesis blows and Phil Collins is the King Of Cucks. Screw him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (UkqCM)

Texans like Phil Collins because he was crucial in preserving the history of The Alamo.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (oc1LF)

167 Isn't this like saying that blacks are too (whatever) to get a driver's license or legal ID? Isn't sort of racist? The Democrats hate nothing and no one than those who escape their cult. (Especially successful or rich ones. Just ask Musk.)

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (2Jd8G)

168 With the Buffalo tragedy, lets not forget the NY gun laws - which are some of the strictest in the country. Plus NY has a "Red Flag" law.

Funny how their gun control laws, their "Red Flag" laws did absolutely nothing to a shooter who last year threatened to shoot up a school and spent time in a mental hospital.

And where was mommy & daddy when junior decided to disappear for a few days and his guns are gone?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

169 Colorado is also 100% mail in votes now.. so until that changes and voter rolls are cleaned it's lost.
Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (53oGX)
++++
Yup, CO is vote-by-mail and that's just the way the powers that be like it. Ballot harvesting isn't technically legal, but that's a joke.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (DU+/6)

170 That whole “Make America Venezuela Again” meme isn’t that funny any more.
Posted by: Advo at May 16, 2022 03:16 PM (KO+sI)


Juan Perón died, and his vice president and third wife Isabel de Perón took office in the face of increasing inflation, shortages, and civil unrest.
During a spate of riots in Buenos Aires and across Argentina, she took a flight to a military base to be safe, where she was arrested and deposed and the government is taken over by a military junta.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (xhaym)

171 A friend of mine, who's hispanic and will be a citizen in a year, took her child to a kids clinic this morning and sent me a copy of the paperwork where her choices for her child's sex are as follows:
Female [ ] Male [ ] Transgender Female to Male [ ]
Transgender Male to Female[ ]Genderqueer choose not to disclose [ ]
Additional Gender category not listed:-----------

She was horrified and asked me, "Wtf is going on, this is crap?!!
I replied back Democrat propaganda trying to push their agenda.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

172 Well, I'd better go have some dinner and get ready for the first day back at work tomorrow. It's going to be awful.

See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (2JVJo)

173
Texans like Phil Collins because he was crucial in preserving the history of The Alamo.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (oc1LF)



He's largely the only reason there's a museum available.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Ace, check this out.

https://tinyurl.com/mps5tybz

Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (wb1YC)

175 Um, what's replacement theory?

Remember that book "The Emerging Democrat Majority"? That was about the left getting so many leftwing voting immigrants into the US that it would overwhelm heritage Americans at the ballot box?

Well, it is now racist to mention that any more...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

176 Well, I'd better go have some dinner and get ready for the first day back at work tomorrow. It's going to be awful.

See you all later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:26 PM (2JVJo)



Wait. I thought you retired back in December?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

177 and a blow job from Liz Cheney.

That's the best I can do."
Posted by: The Turtle at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (OK0YZ)

That's almost as cruel as Ace!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (kGdxl)

178 which is why we brought them here, innit?

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (OuH7W)

179 Scratch a racist, find a democrat.

Posted by: SpongeBrain ShitsPants, the Biden Abomination at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (jV+aN)

180 For Heaven's sake, please do NOT let the Harris County TX County Judge decide to switch parties.

She's the poster child for Corruption in the (d) crime syndicate. And yes, a well crafted and solidly prosecuted RICO case could very well bring down the entire Harris County (d) edifice, and that in spite of there being a (d) District Attorney, and of course, the media.

Someone in the Hidden Powers cabal has obviously instructed that Hildago is to be taken down, or the (d) DA would never had presented those facts to a Grand Jury. Bring on the popcorn, Harris County promises a summer of entertainment and laughs!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (QzJWU)

181 137 >>>Psaki Replacement Unit leads-off her first press conference by reading the names of all 10 killed in Buffalo, along with a personal item about each, then praises the bravery of law enforcement in Buffalo and across the country.


This, in itself, doesn't bother me. Buffalo was a horrific event -- an actual white supremacist racist event, which is exceedingly rare. I only wish the democrats truly believed in the humanity of the victims, other than to use them as a stage prop to ban guns and promote further divisions in race relations. In one week, they've got their new script for the Summer of Hate, 2022 -- pro abortion, anti-white, anti-gun.

Posted by: red speck at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (gS3OW)

182 They’re not as entrenched as black voters and represent a potential real gain for Rs.

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:25 PM (31Nts)

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Tell me that was a joke and you're not serious about that.

Posted by: Raul Grijalva (D) - Sonora Norte at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (TNyrE)

183 So hispanics have joined blacks in being too stupid to think for themselves. Keep it up demoncrats.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (nxdel)

184
Trust me, I know what I'm getting into.
Posted by: Robert


I say let him crash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

185 Wait. I thought you retired back in December?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)


I did, but have to go back 2 days / week. Something I was assured would come through did not.

**shrugs** 2 days is better than 5, at least.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (2JVJo)

186 She's reading right out of the binder. Gosh, I hope she doesn't get a follow up question.

She won't.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

187 Wait. I thought you retired back in December?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)


Me too, what did we miss?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (DRSnL)

188
Ministerio de la Verdad

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (aWwYR)

189 Justice Thomas to the media:

"I will absolutely leave the Court when I do my job as poorly as you do yours."

http://bitly.ws/rhDV

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

190 183 So hispanics have joined blacks in being too stupid to think for themselves. Keep it up demoncrats.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (nxdel)

=========

Don't forget midwestern and southern white evangelicals. Probably also conservative Catholics. Also any white person who votes Republican.

Also the entire state of Kansas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

191 Welp, the new press secretary is off to a ranty start. Diversity is our strength.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM

I am giving her the name, Clown Sugar.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (GwxCX)

192 There's something else at work.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:17 PM (2OL6m)


Mexico went through hyper inflation in the 90s. Several other central American countries use USD because the local currency is worth nothing

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (xhaym)

193 So I'm semi-retired.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (2JVJo)

194 Now that everyone knows the Republicans support racial murder and terrorism, inflation is the least of people's worried. Everyone is wondering, looking over there shoulders saying "Will a MAGA Republican kill me next?!"

Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)

195
I did, but have to go back 2 days / week. Something I was assured would come through did not.

**shrugs** 2 days is better than 5, at least.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:28 PM (2JVJo)



Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

196 "164 Reporters pushing hard on replacement theory. Um, what's replacement theory?"

Basically what we've been talking about for years.

Democrats import new constituents, who kill off "old whitey", retiries, etc. Push programs that'll change boys->girls or encourage gay trends (no more "traditional citizen replacement"/babies being born), etc.

Posted by: Scott_T at May 16, 2022 03:30 PM (2waQ7)

197 Also the entire state of Kansas.

Its funny, the thesis of that book is people in Kansas would be better off with Dem economic policy so they should stop caring about social policy...just as the left decided on tranny tyranny and intentionally destroying the working class.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2022 03:30 PM (ESjRY)

198 Welp, the new press secretary is off to a ranty start. Diversity is our strength.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:18 PM

I am giving her the name, Clown Sugar.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (GwxCX)

Perfect!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

199
I live in Texas and many of the Hispanics I see are hard-working people. Our neighbor is one. He has owns a dump truck and he's out with it every day hauling something.

At least around here, they seem to follow a classic immigrant path: manual labor, small business, police and municipal workers, professionals.

So I can see why they might not have a tribal loyalty to the Dems when that party is hurting their advance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2022 03:30 PM (/U27+)

200
I am giving her the name, Clown Sugar.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (GwxCX)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

201 122
'Phil Collins is the King Of Cucks'

Whoa! Back up there!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (2OL6m)

202 The cross of Amber Heard is starting shortly if anyone is following the Depp/Heard suit.
Posted by: Flyguy

Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

https://bit.ly/3sGiudb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (FVME7)

203 Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)

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By MAGA, do you mean, "radical ecoterrorist who thinks that Rachel Maddow is the tits and that there are too many brown people for Mother Gaia to sustain"?

Or did you mean Ultra MAGA? Cause Ultra MAGA is awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

204 Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)

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Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (Qy7kP)

205 Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)
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Bless your heart.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (sWM8x)

206 Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)


Racist eco-warrior socialist atheist that wants to get guns banned? Sounds like a Democrat to me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:32 PM (A3uq/)

207 The press room is full of jokes and laughter. One big lefty club. They don't want starving babies to harsh their mellow.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

208 Um, what's replacement theory?


Same as Aryan supremacy just different labels.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

209 By MAGA, do you mean, "radical ecoterrorist who thinks that Rachel Maddow is the tits and that there are too many brown people for Mother Gaia to sustain"?

Or did you mean Ultra MAGA? Cause Ultra MAGA is awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

Thank You for saying what I would have said .. If I had thought of it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:32 PM (bs+z0)

210 They need to cover up the gas prices at the stations and on the pumps. That is too much information already.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2022 03:32 PM (DSGMf)

211 I don't think they even count the ballots in CO anymore, they just declare the winners. There is even a ban on election audits.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (lgeFv)

212 SMH, it's been years since I heard "Low Rider". It has held up well. Thanks for the blast from the past.

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (cTCuP)

213 Ricardo Aguirre sits near his two taco trucks and laments the soaring cost of tomatoes, onions, meat and cilantro,
.........

Dios mio! Putin's Price hikes!

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

214 202
Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

https://bit.ly/3sGiudb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (FVME7)

His career is really starting to shit the bed

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (N39Ws)

215 The Democrats are more than welcome to push for gun control. They're literally the only people in the country that don't realize that the gun control train has sailed.

It was never popular and at this point after the last 20 or 25 years of gun sales, it's the buggy whip of political positions.

But hey, long as the Democrats have already gotten the Ned Beatty hat screwed down around their ears in preparation for the enfuckening coming in November, sure why not?

Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (wb1YC)

216 Wow. Not insulting at all.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (YR8mr)

217 214 202
Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow
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He is looking a little paunchy and smells of Amber's shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (D8mow)

218 Secretary: I don't have the details on measures we're taking on baby formula but trust us, we have top men on it.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

219 Honduran tortilla vendors hardest hit.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

220 I don't think they even count the ballots in CO anymore, they just declare the winners.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (lgeFv)


That's what they do in WA.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

221 The Buffalo shooter gave gun control advocates a detailed list of all the people / companies he got his weapons, gun parts , body armor , etc. from.

Almost like it was written by someone else.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (oc1LF)

222 >>>Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

https://bit.ly/3sGiudb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (FVME7)

That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, savvy

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (QYPq3)

223 Now that everyone knows the Democrats support racial murder and terrorism, inflation is the least of people's worried. Everyone is wondering, looking over there shoulders saying "Will an angry Democrat kill me next?!"
Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)




Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

224 194
Haha. Don't be silly, Sid!

I don't even know where you live.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (2OL6m)

225 I think we let government handle censuring disinformation. Because government will screw it up.

Bonus: CNNNBCCBS will have to go out of business.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (5pTK/)

226 His career is really starting to shit the bed

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (N39Ws)


I see what you did there.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (gmo/4)

227 Now that everyone knows the Republicans support racial murder and terrorism, inflation is the least of people's worried. Everyone is wondering, looking over there shoulders saying "Will a MAGA Republican kill me next?!"
Posted by: Cocksucker at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (C0ck$)
++++
I dunno 'bout you all, but I feel honored. Ace should feel honored, too. We have an actual editor from a mainstream news outlet - my guess is WaPo - in our comments section.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)

228 215 The Democrats are more than welcome to push for gun control. They're literally the only people in the country that don't realize that the gun control train has sailed.

It was never popular and at this point after the last 20 or 25 years of gun sales, it's the buggy whip of political positions.

But hey, long as the Democrats have already gotten the Ned Beatty hat screwed down around their ears in preparation for the enfuckening coming in November, sure why not?
Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (wb1YC)

=======

Their only hope was ever the courts. The courts allowed it to get pretty far. That's pretty much done now, unless at least two conservative SCOTUS justices end up dead all of a sudden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

229 216 Wow. Not insulting at all.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (YR8mr)

========

I'll try harder next time.

Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

230 218 Secretary: I don't have the details on measures we're taking on baby formula but trust us, we have top men on it.
Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

Babies don't need nut milk

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (N39Ws)

231 Haha. Don't be silly, Sid!

I don't even know where you live.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (2OL6m)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

232 I dunno 'bout you all, but I feel honored. Ace should feel honored, too. We have an actual editor from a mainstream news outlet - my guess is WaPo - in our comments section.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)

Meh, could be an unemployed newsie learning to code.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (b2nrj)

233 Haha. Don't be silly, Sid!



Yeah, you're taking that game 7 defeat pretty hard there.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

234 Inflation is now the top worry among Hispanic voters
........

Why does Putin hate Mexicans?

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

235 Treating Hispanics as children to be protected. Like they have done with Black people for the last sixty years.

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:36 PM (Vr12I)

236 Meh, could be an unemployed newsie learning to code.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (b2nrj)

CNN ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:36 PM (bs+z0)

237 At least the reporters are pressing on the baby formula issue as they should.

I'm surprised.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:36 PM (G0vdT)

238 Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

***

I don't blame him. He's probably tired of being around people who shit the bed.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:36 PM (wb1YC)

239 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Left:

@antonejohnson
Axiomatic since time immemorial:

Right-wing pols and commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.
OTOH, left-wing pols & commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:37 PM (DU+/6)

240 Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (wb1YC)

That's when opponents will do their craziest . When they are seeing imminent defeat.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:37 PM (oc1LF)

241 ..."radical ecoterrorist who thinks that Rachel Maddow is the tits and that there are too many brown people for Mother Gaia to sustain"?...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)


Huh? That sounds exactly like that guy few years ago who shot up a museum in Atlanta, I think.

His manifesto was basically the same.

Our Democrat Parallax View Crew in the Gov't needs a new turn loonies into shooters program.

Posted by: The Turtle at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (OK0YZ)

242 No problem!

We understand the Latinx voter!


Republican groups should make fake pro-Democrat ads that scream at the "Latinxes" to vote for them.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (ZGrMX)

243
@antonejohnson
Axiomatic since time immemorial:

Right-wing pols and commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.
OTOH, left-wing pols & commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:37 PM (DU+/6)



Weapons grade bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

244 239 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Left:

@antonejohnson
Axiomatic since time immemorial:

Right-wing pols and commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.
OTOH, left-wing pols & commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:37 PM (DU+/6)

========

Was that written by Mitt Romney? Does he think it was only Republicans attacking him in 2012?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

245 In an effort to tackle election mis/disinformation, we sent a letter to @TheJusticeDept asking how their Election Threats Task Force is focusing on Spanish speaking communities.

Translation: I WANT MY OLD JOB BACK! AND A CORNER OFFICE! AND I WANT A NEW CAR!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

246 This day has been a continual whirl of "put out this fire, oh, wait, there's another over there." Minor league it is, compared to what some of you have to deal with.

MPPPP, sorry to hear about your enforced return to work, even if it's only 40% of what you endured before.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)

247 How do you say "paternalistic" in Spanish?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (BJKQV)

248 Posted by: Sid at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (B7ClB)

Do you like scary movies?

Posted by: guy in a ghost mask at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (h5TKJ)

249 OTOH, left-wing pols & commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.

I’d like to hear a few concrete examples. Otherwise pffffffft

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (31Nts)

250 Mexicans complaining about the high price of gas should buy a Tesla.

Posted by: mayor pete at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (rJ48h)

251 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (Vr12I)

252 I'll try harder next time.

Sorry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
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Be better.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (YR8mr)

253 Colorado Dem Governor Defends 3rd-Trimester Abortions, Won't Say If He Supports Abortion Until Birth

-
Alternative lifestyle and anti-life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (FVME7)

254 Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation and must be protected.

Democrats believe that minorities are retarded. I'm being serious.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (BJKQV)

255 236 Meh, could be an unemployed newsie learning to code.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:35 PM (b2nrj)

CNN ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:36 PM (bs+z0)

CNN minus is a good guess.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (b2nrj)

256 OTOH, left-wing pols & commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:37 PM (DU+/6)


When and where did this happen? I call bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (DRSnL)

257 "Blowback"

Ironically enough, Democrats had their chance, when they ran Congress for 75 years, to enact strict gun control, and outright confiscation.

America was after all largely homogenous racially and culturally, and had high trust in their institutions.

None of that applies today. People from all walks of life own firearms, whether they "like" them or not, to protect themselves from the consequences of leftist social policies.

"We" need guns now, where before they weren't necessary. Ain't nobody giving up an inch on that now.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (h/kqk)

258 My hash is 31 nuts. Kamala!

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (31Nts)

259 I am giving her the name, Clown Sugar.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:29 PM (GwxCX)

That's racisst.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

260 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?

It's 2022 Hollywood. It'll be a black lesbian.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (ZGrMX)

261 251 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?
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Andy Dick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (D8mow)

262 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2022 03:30 PM (/U27+)

Did you miss the flea market shooting yesterday?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (oc1LF)

263 By the way, cat lovers: The 12-year-old silver-gray longhair cat I mentioned spotting on Petfinder has apparently been adopted -- I hope by someone who will love her. Thus I continue waiting for a kitten, one of Chekov's relatives, to be old enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (txdEq)

264 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?
Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (Vr12I)



My hope is no one will go see it, but I'm sure they will. The kids are sheep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

265 "So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?"

Pale, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (vrz2I)

266 Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

https://bit.ly/3sGiudb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (FVME7)


Instead, he'll be playing Tonto again in

"The Lone Ranger 2: A Bird on the Head is Worth Two in the Bush"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (OK0YZ)

267 My hash is 31 nuts. Kamala!
Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022


***
Fifteen men and a single walnut, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (txdEq)

268 I don't think they even count the ballots in CO anymore, they just declare the winners.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

That's what they do in WA.
Posted by: Jordan61

Pretty sure that's how it works in Oregon, they just delay to make it seem realistic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

269 Its amazing how little news we get about Ukraine and Russia. Stunningly so.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (D8mow)

270 How about Bolshevik Buckwheat?

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (31Nts)

271 253 Colorado Dem Governor Defends 3rd-Trimester Abortions, Won't Say If He Supports Abortion Until Birth

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Alternative lifestyle and anti-life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (FVME7)

========

The sad thing is that I don't think abortion is a huge animating issue for much of the country. So, even with this being CO, I don't think there would ever be a mass voter uprising against this.

Yeah, most of the country is pretty cool with a 15-week ban, but voting against Democrats would undermine the whole, "Daddy government is gonna take care of me ethos" that animates a lot of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

272 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?

-
It'll be Jacqueline Sparrow. Maybe Leslie Jones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (FVME7)

273 Mexicans complaining about the high price of gas should buy a Tesla.
Posted by: mayor pete at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (rJ48h)
........

Or go back to Mexico and buy Pemex.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

274 Blacks need government money, to kill their babies and lower qualifications for college.

"Spanish language voters" are stupid.

This is what Democrats believe. Because they're racist.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (BJKQV)

275
"We" need guns now, where before they weren't necessary. Ain't nobody giving up an inch on that now.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM

Well in Suckremento Kalifornia they will give you a $ 50.00 gas card for any working firearm, no questions asked. Which in CA is about a quarter tank worth. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (GwxCX)

276 >>>My hash is 31 nuts. Kamala!

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (31Nts)

Did you want chocolate with your nuts? We call it the Crunchy Heard.

Posted by: Baskin-Robbins at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (QYPq3)

277 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?


Elizabeth Swann will pay off the old crew of the Black Pearl, take on a new one, and have always been Jack Sparrow, while Jack retires to Patagonia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (A3uq/)

278 Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (FVME7)


I didn't even know they were still making those.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (DRSnL)

279 260 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?

It's 2022 Hollywood. It'll be a black lesbian.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (ZGrMX)

========

Margot Robbie has been in talks to star in the next Pirates movie for about three years now. It could fall through since it's been in development for so long, but she's the direction Disney has wanted to go for a while, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

280 Colorado Dem Governor Defends 3rd-Trimester Abortions, Won't Say If He Supports Abortion Until Birth

-
Alternative lifestyle and anti-life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He's a sick pos.

Posted by: Infidel at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (E0NVW)

281 Yeah, an all girl cast for Pirates of the Caribbean is the way to go.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (D8mow)

282 269 Its amazing how little news we get about Ukraine and Russia. Stunningly so.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (D8mow)

Well there's not much going on. Russia let go of the parts it didn't want to take and is making very slow incremental progress on the remainder it does.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (b2nrj)

283 The evidence points at dems.

They will finally agree that it was stolen, but they didn't do it.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (Htl8g)

284 251 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?
Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:39 PM (Vr12I)

It'll probably be some fat black lesbian.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (Qhnrt)

285
Did you want chocolate with your nuts? We call it the Crunchy Heard.
Posted by: Baskin-Robbins at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (QYPq3)



LMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

286 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?


Big Mike?

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

287 How about Bolshevik Buckwheat?
Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM

Clown Sugar baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (GwxCX)

288 Fifteen men and a single walnut, then?

Please stop with your patriarchal maths! It’s triggering.

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (31Nts)

289 So, every bit of what Ace posts is true.

Forget all of it.

Just go, straight forward from "Hispanic communities need to be protected from disinformation"...

And do WHAT, exactly ??? WTF do Democrats imagine the DOJ can do about "diSiNfOrMaTiOn" within the Constitution ? I'd just like to hear a couple quick ideas of what they're supposed to be legitimately enable to DO about this ???

Posted by: deadrody at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (SnywI)

290 Elizabeth Swann will pay off the old crew of the Black Pearl, take on a new one, and have always been Jack Sparrow, while Jack retires to Patagonia.
--------

Oh wow and not even a spoiler alert.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (YR8mr)

291 Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation...

"At least, that's what we've been hoping by opening the borders like this."
--Democrat Pols

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

292 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?

****

At this point? A Buddhist left-handed lesbian penguin with a hare lip who turned to piracy due to the patriarchy and the fact that they're not really a penguin but was misgendered at birth and is in actuality a small Cessna 110.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (wb1YC)

293
Yeah, most of the country is pretty cool with a 15-week ban

___________

We could have had that for the last 50 years, but the aborticomaniacs wouldn't have it. No restrictions, no opt-outs, no religious exemptions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (/U27+)

294 277 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?


Elizabeth Swann will pay off the old crew of the Black Pearl, take on a new one, and have always been Jack Sparrow, while Jack retires to Patagonia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (A3uq/)

The ship will be renamed the" Raging Vagina".

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (Vr12I)

295 OTOH, left-wing pols & commentators advance their careers by attacking Democrats.

I’d like to hear a few concrete examples. Otherwise pffffffft
Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:38 PM (31Nts

Look at all the newsies attacking Liz Cheney!

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (kGdxl)

296 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

She going to dress up like Harley Quinn?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (oc1LF)

297 there's a whole bunch of wet backs crossing the border

vote for me so I can make Kevin speaker

Posted by: Jim Jordan at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (us2H3)

298 So they will need a new Jack Sparrow. Wonder what they will come up with?


Big Mike?
Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM

Alec Baldwin, they should call him and just shoot the shit. See if he knows how to fire a cannon too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (GwxCX)

299 218 Secretary: I don't have the details on measures we're taking on baby formula but trust us, we have top men on it.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

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MEN? MEN? No WONDER it's hosed-up ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (aWwYR)

300 And do WHAT, exactly ??? WTF do Democrats imagine the DOJ can do about "diSiNfOrMaTiOn" within the Constitution ? I'd just like to hear a couple quick ideas of what they're supposed to be legitimately enable to DO about this ???

they get their buddies in Big Tech to clamp down on disinformations aka Unfake News.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (DJFLF)

301


Those Latincks don't know how good it is for their kids to get an early start on anal sex and abortions, as well as radical mastectomies for all the Latincksz females.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (XnbJC)

302 I don't know who this Buckwheat is, but it's racisst.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

303 Apparently, Amber Heard has been all but cut out of the next Aquaman movie, and the company line at WB is to cut her loose (the director unfollowed her on Twitter, or something).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

304 I posted this late in the Art Thread when we were talking about Neil Diamond and Bob Dylan. Here is a guy who could *really* sing, and the song itself is more timely than it was in 1967-68:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7XVcZ-OVx8

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (txdEq)

305 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

https://tinyurl.com/4auvuket

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

306 296 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

She going to dress up like Harley Quinn?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (oc1LF)

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Harley Quinn from Birds of Prey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

307 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:40 PM (txdEq)

The good Lord has his ways.

Posted by: Golfman at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (8/MRf)

308 247 How do you say "paternalistic" in Spanish?
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Paternalista.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (k4dH2)

309 Margot Robbie has been in talks to star in the next Pirates movie for about three years now. It could fall through since it's been in development for so long, but she's the direction Disney has wanted to go for a while, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
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That might - MIGHT - work. She's hot and has decent charisma. Her attempts so far at being a leading lady have failed, but then again Birds of Prey was *also* her own YAY EMPOWERMENT vanity project and it showed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

310 Pirates, the first one, was fun. Even it had problems though.

Never really felt a desire to watch after that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (3NKiY)

311 Apparently, Amber Heard has been all but cut out of the next Aquaman movie, and the company line at WB is to cut her loose (the director unfollowed her on Twitter, or something).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16,


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Thus we see Johnny is not the only one to pay a price for all this insanity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (txdEq)

312 Democrats believe that minorities are retarded. I'm being serious

I'll never forget a conversation I had with a drunk DOD schoolteacher on contract overseas (Korea) It took me a while to figure out she was serious, and really believed that sort of thing. I thought maybe, she was trolling me. Trying to goad me into some sort of statement - confirming her bubble world view of what she thought conservatives were really like.

It has only gotten worse. Since the pool of available teachers are dumb as posts, they've just decided to stop teaching and go full indoctrination.

Imagine how many people are actually good at Math.

Further imagine, how many of those are good at teaching. And are left wing lunatics

Finally, how many of those actually want to teach Math?

Yeah. Forget it.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (h/kqk)

313 my one regert is when my sis didn't cum when I tongue comforted her schmundie

Posted by: Liz at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (us2H3)

314 31 Nuts was Baskin Robbins' failed expansion franchise in the '90s.

Posted by: spindrift at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (h5TKJ)

315 Margot Robbie has been in talks to star in the next Pirates movie for about three years now. It could fall through since it's been in development for so long, but she's the direction Disney has wanted to go for a while, it seems.

"I dunno if that's such a great idea"
--Geena Davis looking at Cutthroat Island receipts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

316 How do you say "paternalistic" in Spanish?
_______

Paternalista.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (k4dH2)



El paternalisto

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

317 His career is really starting to shit the bed

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2022 03:33 PM (N39Ws)
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Amber Alert!

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

318 The sad thing is that I don't think abortion is a huge animating issue for much of the country. So, even with this being CO, I don't think there would ever be a mass voter uprising against this.

Yeah, most of the country is pretty cool with a 15-week ban, but voting against Democrats would undermine the whole, "Daddy government is gonna take care of me ethos" that animates a lot of people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
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To a point I agree, but I think the reflex of lefties to say, so if you dumb red states are going to ban or severely restrict abortion access we are going to turn the abortion volume up to 11 and say up until the crown is at 15cm. It's that stupid. And that is not going to go over well in any purple state. California, Illinois, NY, NJ, Mass could get away with it - but other places, it will leave a mark. And even in bright blue states, it will make the whole state a bit redder. the dems are stepping on the rake big time now.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (LyTO1)

319 309 That might - MIGHT - work. She's hot and has decent charisma. Her attempts so far at being a leading lady have failed, but then again Birds of Prey was *also* her own YAY EMPOWERMENT vanity project and it showed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

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I haven't liked Margot Robbie since she put the panties back on in The Wolf of Wall Street, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

320 One of the reasons they had to get rid of The Donald is because minority voters like him. A lot.

Posted by: Emmie at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (6RgRK)

321 That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

Her attitude is not at all surprising and likely shared by most of her supporters.
That's what happens in these hotly contested 3-way races.

It's how Clenis got elected.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

322 Is Trump capable and willing to go as ruthless as I'm considering he ought to or nah?

Posted by: micky at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (3byMq)

323 Amber Alert!
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM

Be on the lookout for a career running away. Follow the smell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (GwxCX)

324 311 Apparently, Amber Heard has been all but cut out of the next Aquaman movie, and the company line at WB is to cut her loose (the director unfollowed her on Twitter, or something).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16,

***
Thus we see Johnny is not the only one to pay a price for all this insanity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (txdEq)

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I think that's why Johnny Depp went to trial. To destroy her career. I don't think he wants money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

325 Why an odd number of nuts?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 03:46 PM (0fVbu)

326 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

***

Not sure I blame her. I've seen the other nominees.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (wb1YC)

327 The erstwhile Pirates movies were good popcorn movies. They had actors who could act.

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (Vr12I)

328 Secretary: I don't have the details on measures we're taking on baby formula but trust us, we have top men on it.
Posted by: WisRich

Biden's FDA Commissioner Claims There Is No Baby Formula Shortage, Just A "Distribution Problem"

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What we got here is failure to communicate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (FVME7)

329 308 247 How do you say "paternalistic" in Spanish?
_______

you like da butt stuff ?

Posted by: Liz at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (us2H3)

330 Those Latincks don't know how good it is for their kids to get an early start on anal sex and abortions

No, they're Lateens now, like the sail

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

331 I believe that many Dems truly believe that anyone who disagrees with them is misinformed or ignorant. If you think a man can't get pregnant, you're either misinformed or ignorant. If you don't wear a mask, you don't believe Science.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (Ynyl9)

332 303 Apparently, Amber Heard has been all but cut out of the next Aquaman movie, and the company line at WB is to cut her loose (the director unfollowed her on Twitter, or something).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

I did not realize this, but evidently Heard is in Zombieland. She is the hot blonde at the very beginning of the movie the main character has a crush on from afar.

Spoiler: She turns into a zombie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (3NKiY)

333 Does the platinum level membership come with a like button? Don’t worry — I can’t begin to afford the edit button level

Posted by: Squid at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (31Nts)

334 Peter Doocy: How the f*ck does raising takes on corporations lower inflation?

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

335 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

https://tinyurl.com/4auvuket
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (sWM8x)



I'm no twitface expert and am often confused trying to follow the threads but, does that link actually show her saying that?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (A3uq/)

336 The ship will be renamed the" Raging Vagina".

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:43 PM (Vr12I)

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They can subtitle the next film "Mutiny on the Booty."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (aWwYR)

337 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

***



I don't blame her. She doesn't seem to be a RINO, so supporting one shouldn't be in her list of "things to do."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

338 El paternalisto

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

I need and el ride-o to the next town-o.

-- Jerry Welbach

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (gmo/4)

339 332 I did not realize this, but evidently Heard is in Zombieland. She is the hot blonde at the very beginning of the movie the main character has a crush on from afar.

Spoiler: She turns into a zombie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (3NKiY)

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Rule #1.

Cardio. Also the other thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

340 Harley Quinn from Birds of Prey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (LvTS

That was a travesty and an in your face insult to put her in granny shorts.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (oc1LF)

341 That might - MIGHT - work. She's hot and has decent charisma. Her attempts so far at being a leading lady have failed, but then again Birds of Prey was *also* her own YAY EMPOWERMENT vanity project and it showed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

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For Grrrl Power you should see The Super Girl that Beats the God-like Lady, And Oh Yeah, Doctor Strange Is In It Too.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (krQz2)

342 305 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

https://tinyurl.com/4auvuket
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (sWM8x

She said she would not support globalists. Unless you think McCormick or Oz are globalists, you have nothing to fear. Hey, how do you insert a sarc tag?

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 16, 2022 03:49 PM (GcxM3)

343 Posted by: Liz at May 16, 2022 03:45 PM (us2H3)
........

you know the rules, pics or it didn't happen

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

344 Pirates of the Caribbean - The Dead Hoochie

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:49 PM (gmo/4)

345 Johnny Depp Will Not Return As Jack Sparrow

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:31 PM (FVME7)

I didn't even know they were still making those.
Posted by: Jordan61


"Pirates" with Depp is a license to print money. They killed the franchise.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (cRImQ)

346 PolitiZoid
@PolitiZoid
A song for
@elonmusk
and dedicated to the memers. RT if you are part of the #ShadowBand

https://tinyurl.com/yz46tuat

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (NpAcC)

347 I don't blame her. She doesn't seem to be a RINO, so supporting one shouldn't be in her list of "things to do."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

I can understand it about Oz. Did they say they would support her?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (oc1LF)

348 I never got endorsing your opponent anyway. If you like them, sure. I never got the good sportsmanship arguments. You should want to win because you are the best candidate, well enough.

Within reason, of course, you do not want to stray into bad sportsmanship or endorsing the other side, but like Patton, I don't give a damn about a guy who lost and laughed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (3NKiY)

349 I could be a pirate.

Posted by: Comanche girl with a stone ax at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (h5TKJ)

350 Heh. Doocy asking the question for third time after she tries to filibuster.

Oh and, Doocy: Why visit Buffalo and not Waukesha?

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (G0vdT)

351 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

***

Not sure I blame her. I've seen the other nominees.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (wb1YC)
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Nah, that's just dumb. That's what we accuse them of doing, and rightly so. But she has just now given them every justification to not support her if she wins. She's toast.

Senator Oz here we come - I hope he can grow on the cultural issues as Trump did.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (LyTO1)

352 I'm no twitface expert and am often confused trying to follow the threads but, does that link actually show her saying that?
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She could have been misquoted, but yes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (sWM8x)

353 Rule #1.

Cardio. Also the other thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)


Don't be a hero?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

354 303 Apparently, Amber Heard has been all but cut out of the next Aquaman movie, and the company line at WB is to cut her loose (the director unfollowed her on Twitter, or something).
_____________

There was a petition to cut her, and it had something like more than 3 million signers the last time I saw a headline about it.

And she reportedly appears on-screen in the current movie for less than 10 minutes.

Her testimony today is probably not going to help her PR either. She admits that she lied about paying her entire divorce settlement to charity (she paid only a small fraction). She also claims that she didn't marry Depp for financial gain, but when they split she demanded that he give her free rent in several of his mansions, so that also makes her look like a skeevy liar.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (k4dH2)

355 I did not realize this, but evidently Heard is in Zombieland. She is the hot blonde at the very beginning of the movie the main character has a crush on from afar.

Spoiler: She turns into a zombie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (3NKiY)
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It's a movie where she did not shit the bed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (krQz2)

356 345 I didn't even know they were still making those.
Posted by: Jordan61

"Pirates" with Depp is a license to print money. They killed the franchise.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (cRImQ)

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Does anyone even remember the last one? Dead Men Tell No Tales?

It made almost $800 million worldwide, but only $172 million in the US. Considering how expensive those things are, I'm not sure it made a profit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

357 348 I never got endorsing your opponent anyway. If you like them, sure. I never got the good sportsmanship arguments. You should want to win because you are the best candidate, well enough.

Within reason, of course, you do not want to stray into bad sportsmanship or endorsing the other side, but like Patton, I don't give a damn about a guy who lost and laughed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:50 PM (3NKiY)

Well it's party loyalty as far as primaries go.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (b2nrj)

358 Rule #1.

Cardio. Also the other thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

Don't be a hero?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

Stock up on Twinkies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 03:52 PM (SH2Zi)

359 334 Peter Doocy: How the f*ck does raising takes on corporations lower inflation?

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (G0vdT)


And, she has no answer, of course, because there is no connection. She is simply repeating decades-old Democrat anti-corporate profits talking points.

Posted by: not amused at May 16, 2022 03:52 PM (7jwP2)

360 Hollywood 2022

Out: Product Placement

In: Diversity Placement

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:52 PM (krQz2)

361 She could have been misquoted, but yes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (sWM8x)


So no, it is someone else saying she said it.

I would think this could be traced to primary sources, like maybe, herself. But that is a lot to ask I guess.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2022 03:52 PM (A3uq/)

362 Oddest conspiracy theory I've heard so far this week:
Michael Jordan's brief baseball career was an elaborate cover-up to temporarily get him out of the NBA instead of formally suspending him for violating rules around gambling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)

363 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

What? She won't support the people who lied about her and defamed her? Well, harrumph. Harrumph, I say.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (nfrXX)

364 Don't be a hero?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

Dick =/= in Crazy

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (3NKiY)

365 A Dem publication running an informal poll with a sample of 35! people tells me what any person who knows any Mexicans could have told you two years ago.

Nice work, Reuters.

Posted by: Wow at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (rzne3)

366 >>> Don't be a hero?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

Stock up on Twinkies.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 03:52 PM (SH2Zi)


Double tap

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (0fVbu)

367 327 The erstwhile Pirates movies were good popcorn movies. They had actors who could act.
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Yep and the played the scripts straight. Pirates, treasure, women and intrigue. Straight up movie making.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (D8mow)

368 Avoid bathrooms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2022 03:54 PM (3NKiY)

369 It's real simple. I have no intention of losing the primary. we are set to win and have the energy to win. I hope all my primary opponents will support my run to make the US Senate Ultra MAGA.

End.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 16, 2022 03:54 PM (LyTO1)

370 She said she would not support globalists. Unless you think McCormick or Oz are globalists, you have nothing to fear. Hey, how do you insert a sarc tag?
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 16, 2022 03:49 PM (GcxM3)
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This is the similar to the NeverTrumpers saying they wouldn't support Trump. Wish she wouldn't have said that.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

371 Heh. Doocy asking the question for third time after she tries to filibuster.

He's racisst.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at May 16, 2022 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

372 re 300 and probably others: I think the point is that the Ministry of Truth can become a clearing house for all the 'experts' to supply the 'science' and 'facks'. That way, it will be much easier for Fackbook, CNN etc to suppress or respond to anything the proper leftists want suppressed or 'refuted'.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 16, 2022 03:54 PM (Ynyl9)

373 Pirates of the Caribbean - The Dead Hoochie

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2022 03:49 PM (gmo/4)

Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Unimaginative Screenwriter.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (SH2Zi)

374 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7XVcZ-OVx8
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 03:44 PM (txdEq)


"Who will answer?"

So far, no one.

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (cTCuP)

375 One of the reasons they had to get rid of The Donald is because minority voters like him. A lot.

What is not to like? He is a Playah: alpha male, wealthy, fast cars, jets, gold fetish, skirt chaser, sleeps with a super model.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (cRImQ)

376 Senator Oz here we come - I hope he can grow on the cultural issues as Trump did.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (LyTO1)


Tomorrow I'm voting for Oz on behalf of the boyfriend. He didn't change his registration in time, and I GNFs about who wins.

We are so boned at every level, this is all just cosplay as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (DJFLF)

377 362 Oddest conspiracy theory I've heard so far this week:
Michael Jordan's brief baseball career was an elaborate cover-up to temporarily get him out of the NBA instead of formally suspending him for violating rules around gambling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)

Nah, MJ got into baseball because it helped the "plot" of his hit movie "Space Jam". *sarc*

Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (Rl7KJ)

378 334 Peter Doocy: How the f*ck does raising takes on corporations lower inflation?

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

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"It will eventually work one day when Congress finally takes the necessary step of repealing The Laws of Gravity and Causation ... but mostly Causation, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (OTLTl)

379 151 I see Joe is going to Buffalo this week to tell Us that we are all white supremacists
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2022 03:19 PM (bs+z0)

Any bets on the first GOPer to agree with him besides Cheney, Mittens and Crenshaw?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2022 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

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Ten quatloos on Elise Stefanik. She's about due to drift back in that direction.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (lNHqD)

380 I did not realize this, but evidently Heard is in Zombieland. She is the hot blonde at the very beginning of the movie the main character has a crush on from afar.

Spoiler: She turns into a zombie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

So art imitating life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 16, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

381 377 Nah, MJ got into baseball because it helped the "plot" of his hit movie "Space Jam". *sarc*
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (Rl7KJ)

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Both Space Jam movies are terrible and I hate them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

382 Don't worry, Ricardo, Dem brownshirts will be around to burn your food trucks down to the axles for the crime of political miscegenation and you won't need up worry about inflation anymore.

Posted by: mea culpa at May 16, 2022 03:56 PM (HNj/A)

383
Michael Jordan's brief baseball career was an elaborate cover-up to temporarily get him out of the NBA instead of formally suspending him for violating rules around gambling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)

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It's plausible. The Pete Rose thing caused enough turmoil - even though it was all true - for the NBA not to want a repeat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2022 03:56 PM (/U27+)

384 Don't be a hero?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

Not-Michael Sera changed that at the end as part of his arc, now it's "Be a Hero". Bad change, if you ask me.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

385 There's another thing about Hispanics that a lot of people seem to overlook. Many are white--and I don't just mean the descendants of the conquistadors--- Intermarriage between whites and Hispanics is quite common I personally know three white guys who recently married Hispanic women--two were Peruvian and one Puerto Rican.

This isn't new either--there are a lot of Hispanics married to whites.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)

386 Does anyone even remember the last one? Dead Men Tell No Tales?


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)


I only saw the first two. I think. The last one I saw was the one where Legolas can only come to land once every 10 years, which I think was the second one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (DRSnL)

387 Yeah, they both were terrible. But MJ is likeable, whereas LeBron is a raving asshole who the NBA is glad isn't in the playoffs this year.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (LyTO1)

388 What? She won't support the people who lied about her and defamed her? Well, harrumph. Harrumph, I say.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 16, 2022 03:53 PM (nfrXX)


Cruz supported Trump after all the trash talking he did in their primaries.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (DJFLF)

389 I'm one who didn't have a problem with Cruz not whole heartedly supporting Trump after the things Trump said about his family. When campaigns get as personally vicious as they have been getting I don't expect any candidates to turn around and support the other. It's fake / disingenuous.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (oc1LF)

390 334 Peter Doocy: How the f*ck does raising takes on corporations lower inflation?
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Well see, we raise taxes on greedy, evil corporations, and then the corporations raise the prices of their goods and services to cover the additional tax burden, and then that makes goods and services more expensive for consumers and that . . . . solves the problem of inflation!

Posted by: Biden junta at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (k4dH2)

391 We are so boned at every level, this is all just cosplay as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (DJFLF)

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Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic as it settles onto the ocean floor bottom.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (OTLTl)

392 Both Space Jam movies are terrible and I hate them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
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:: checks rulebook ::

Sorry, TJM. You're a Millennial. It is apparently mandatory that you love and adore Space Jam and think of it with bright-eyed nostalgia.

You can join me on the lam.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

393 Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation and must be protected.
_____________________________________

I wonder how they came to this conclusion? Hmmmmm. Something makes me think that maybe this is an attempt at misinformation, you know, like how reverse psychology works. The opposite of misinformation is reverse misinformation. Two sides of the same misinformation coin. Perhaps.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (fs1hN)

394
Ten quatloos on Elise Stefanik. She's about due to drift back in that direction.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (lNHqD)

She already has

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

395 Weirdly for modern Disney, there's just not enough sodomy in the pirates of the caribbean movies to hold my attention.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (ppBhU)

396 "Disinformation" = Something that hurts Democrats

"Racist" = Anyone who disagrees either a Democrat

"Nazi" = Someone who is winning an argument with a Democrat

Meanwhile, the Democrats gave us Slavery, Jim Crow, the KKK, concentration camps and abortion targeted at black babies.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (3pkwM)

397 Ten quatloos on Elise Stefanik. She's about due to drift back in that direction.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (lNHqD)

Considering some on the left are saying she is complicit in the shooting, I think you are going to lose the ten quatloos.

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (GcxM3)

398 GovernMedia is like the Carnival Midway. Booth after booth, each with its' Barker. The Freakshow always most popular.

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (Vr12I)

399 This isn't new either--there are a lot of Hispanics married to whites.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)

Truth! My dad married two.

Not at the same time, mind you.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (1Yy3c)

400 Spanish language voters are highly susceptible to misinformation and must be protected.

I actually think all Democrat voters are highly susceptible to misinformation.

From the Democrats.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (mR6Gs)

401 392 Sorry, TJM. You're a Millennial. It is apparently mandatory that you love and adore Space Jam and think of it with bright-eyed nostalgia.

You can join me on the lam.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

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Yeah, I know my stupid generation has this soft spot for it, but it's pretty much unwatchable. I did see the sequel because HBO Max and small child in the house, and I wanted to gouge my eyes out. However, I don't stop watching movies. I stick with 'em, even if they lead to suicidal thoughts.

At least there was a Rick and Morty cameo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

402 Trump and he be peeple hate peeples of coler . Anyone that votes for Repli-Commies is and idiot and deserves whats they get with higher food and grass prices. Sticks with Presdent Obama and Bidum two make your life better in the USA..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (iVsRG)

403 Never mind, it was the third one. So I've seen three of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

404 Well see, we raise taxes on greedy, evil corporations, and then the corporations raise the prices of their goods and services to cover the additional tax burden, and then that makes goods and services more expensive for consumers and that . . . . solves the problem of inflation!
Posted by: Biden junta at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (k4dH2)
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"You see, the corporations sit around in their corporation buildings and act all corporation-y...and they make money."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (aaGzp)

405 Cruz supported Trump after all the trash talking he did in their primaries.
Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (DJFLF)

I don't think so. He mostly supported being against Hillary without endorsing Trump. We had a few weeks of Cruz bashing after the convention speech.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (oc1LF)

406 I dunno about any other appearances as Harley Quinn, but Margot Robbie *made* the Suicide Squad movie. And it wasn't just her short shorts. It was that air she gave Harley of mad unpredictability, of a cannon not only loose but loaded and willing to go off any time -- but not every single time. You never knew what she'd do.

Harley (commenting on the searing speech by the ferocious woman on the cargo plane): "She seems nice."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (txdEq)

407 404 "You see, the corporations sit around in their corporation buildings and act all corporation-y...and they make money."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (aaGzp)

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America...fuck yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

408 >>> Don't be a hero?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 16, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

Not-Michael Sera changed that at the end as part of his arc, now it's "Be a Hero". Bad change, if you ask me.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (Rl7KJ)


There's always money in the banana stand.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (0fVbu)

409 ... However, I don't stop watching movies. I stick with 'em, even if they lead to suicidal thoughts. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
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I usually will. There have been two exceptions, where I actually walked out of the theater.
1. Free Willy
2. Star Wars Episode II

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (DU+/6)

410 I'm one who didn't have a problem with Cruz not whole heartedly supporting Trump after the things Trump said about his family. When campaigns get as personally vicious as they have been getting I don't expect any candidates to turn around and support the other. It's fake / disingenuous.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 03:57 PM (oc1LF)
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But he did and voted for him too.
If ANY of the candidates would rather have the Dem win, then I have a problem with that.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

411 Meanwhile, the Democrats gave us Slavery, Jim Crow, the KKK, concentration camps and abortion targeted at black babies.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2022 03:58 PM (3pkwM)

That's true, but remember, they were absolved when they off-loaded all that GUILT on Republicans as soon as Strom Thurmond switched to GOP

Didn't you hear?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2022 04:01 PM (mR6Gs)

412 406 I dunno about any other appearances as Harley Quinn, but Margot Robbie *made* the Suicide Squad movie. And it wasn't just her short shorts. It was that air she gave Harley of mad unpredictability, of a cannon not only loose but loaded and willing to go off any time -- but not every single time. You never knew what she'd do.

Harley (commenting on the searing speech by the ferocious woman on the cargo plane): "She seems nice."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (txdEq)

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I've seen rumors that the original cut of the first Suicide Squad film is going to appear on HBO Max this week, the cut before the studio took it to an editing house that specialized in commercials.

Wednesday, is the rumor. I'm not holding my breath, but I'll probably check it out if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

413 I don't think so. He mostly supported being against Hillary without endorsing Trump. We had a few weeks of Cruz bashing after the convention speech.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (oc1LF)


OK so he didn't say he was going to sit this one out though a la Barnette.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2022 04:01 PM (DJFLF)

414 Cruz supported Trump after all the trash talking he did in their primaries.

And what kind of reputation does Cruz have here among the Horde? Not saying that those things are necessarily connected, just that Cruz may not be the best example.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 16, 2022 04:02 PM (nfrXX)

415 397 Ten quatloos on Elise Stefanik. She's about due to drift back in that direction.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (lNHqD)

Considering some on the left are saying she is complicit in the shooting, I think you are going to lose the ten quatloos.

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (GcxM3)
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That's why I think it will be her. She'll have to "prove her innocence" so that the media won't say mean things and hurt her feelz.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 16, 2022 04:02 PM (lNHqD)

416 Sending Biden to Buffalo to stump for more gun control when the shooter is already on record as saying he chose the location because of the gun control laws they already have that meant he wouldn't be in any danger is the kind of master stroke we've come to expect from this administration.

I can't wait till Biden goes off script and starts talking about how Corn Pop pulled a gun on him one time and he disarmed him with a frisbee.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 04:02 PM (wb1YC)

417 409 I usually will. There have been two exceptions, where I actually walked out of the theater.
1. Free Willy
2. Star Wars Episode II
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (DU+/6)

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I do have one. I stopped it halfway through and never turned it back on again.

Sicko, the Michael Moore documentary. It was the most dishonest claptrap I've ever seen. And I had sat through Bowling for Columbine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

418 Slavery is Freedom.
Ignorance is strength.

Posted by: Never gets old at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (OzNIz)

419 Protect the brown people. These folks who have Spanish as their native language couldn't possibly understand news that wasn't fed to them by Big Brother Government

Democrats are racist and the Latino ones just want to Lord it over the peons




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (LDEin)

420 409 ... However, I don't stop watching movies. I stick with 'em, even if they lead to suicidal thoughts. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
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I usually will. There have been two exceptions, where I actually walked out of the theater.
1. Free Willy
2. Star Wars Episode II
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (DU+/6)

Ditto. Although I walked out of Boogie Nights when Mark Walburg whipped it out. I think that was the end, anyway.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (1Yy3c)

421 Maybe Elon Musk can buy Univision or Telemundo.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (NpAcC)

422 California, Illinois, NY, NJ, Mass could get away with it - but other places, it will leave a mark. And even in bright blue states, it will make the whole state a bit redder.

Illinois can only get away with it because they don't have voting here. In fact, IL voting is what was sent national in 2020.
If there was a true accounting, a true investigation into elections.. IL would not be dark blue.

Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (53oGX)

423 Fifteen men and a single walnut, then?

Fifteen men and a single Lance Armstrong.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (Vu7A1)

424 I usually will. There have been two exceptions, where I actually walked out of the theater.
1. Free Willy
2. Star Wars Episode II
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (DU+/6)
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At what point in Ep II? (I'm betting on the "I hate sand" speech.)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (aaGzp)

425 420 Ditto. Although I walked out of Boogie Nights when Mark Walburg whipped it out. I think that was the end, anyway.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (1Yy3c)

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Yeah, that's the last shot of the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

426 Democrats can kiss my punta. Cabrons.

Posted by: Carmen Sandiego at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (+Odgf)

427 Illinois is a failed state.

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (Vr12I)

428
There's always money in the banana stand hammock.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (0fVbu)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Peter North at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

429 The '84 left. Maximum strength for extra coercion includes RACISM for maximum effect!

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (udkzo)

430 Ten quatloos on Elise Stefanik. She's about due to drift back in that direction.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 16, 2022 03:55 PM (lNHqD)

Considering some on the left are saying she is complicit in the shooting, I think you are going to lose the ten quatloos.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (GcxM3)

If she has any cajones, she'll shove those accusations up their asses.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (anj39)

431 Well see, we raise taxes on greedy, evil corporations, and then the corporations raise the prices of their goods and services to cover the additional tax burden, and then that makes goods and services more expensive for consumers and that . . . . solves the problem of inflation!

Taxes on what? Profits?
More likely it would negatively effect the stock price and money will flow to something with better profits.

Again, if profits, this favors companies outside of the former United States. Domestic businesses pay taxes on ALL profits made anywhere on the planet, whereas foreign corporations do not - so higher fUS taxes results in less competitiveness and is a win for foreign businesses that most Americans can't invest in because of FATCA

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (cRImQ)

432 Suicidal thoughts, movies. Is TJM saying it's okay to dislike Prometheus?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 16, 2022 04:05 PM (oWBc3)

433 ========

I do have one. I stopped it halfway through and never turned it back on again.

Sicko, the Michael Moore documentary. It was the most dishonest claptrap I've ever seen. And I had sat through Bowling for Columbine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 16, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)




Michael Moore is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

434 402 Trump and he be peeple hate peeples of coler . Anyone that votes for Repli-Commies is and idiot and deserves whats they get with higher food and grass prices. Sticks with Presdent Obama and Bidum two make your life better in the USA..........

What now the price of Marijuana (Grass) is also going up !!! That does it, I am done with Joe and his gang !!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (bVb+9)

435 Cruz endorsed Trump a week or two after the convention and even apologized for his lack of endorsement earlier.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 04:06 PM (krQz2)

436 Considering some on the left are saying she is complicit in the shooting, I think you are going to lose the ten quatloos.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 16, 2022 03:59 PM (GcxM3)

There are precious few Democrats who are not deeply and utterly vile, failed human beings.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 16, 2022 04:07 PM (VdGjU)

437
Ditto. Although I walked out of Boogie Nights when Mark Walburg whipped it out. I think that was the end, anyway.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (1Yy3c)

That was so obviously a prothetic, and not that big anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2022 04:07 PM (mR6Gs)

438 nood

Posted by: Oedipus at May 16, 2022 04:07 PM (6WuNX)

439 ---
For Grrrl Power you should see The Super Girl that Beats the God-like Lady, And Oh Yeah, Doctor Strange Is In It Too.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2022 03:48 PM (krQz2)


I assume that's going to be Marvel movies from here on out...The old Bait and Switch.

Dr Strange was the 2nd Banana in his own movie. I suspect Thor will be as well.

BONUS STUPID! The Vision was essentially resurrected in the "WandaVision" TV show that formed the basis for this movie.

Why didn't he show up and say "Hey,babe! Don't be all Scarlet Witchy. Let's Robo-bang!" or some such thing.

The whole thing was like a lam-ass shaggy dog story.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (OK0YZ)

440
"You see, the corporations sit around in their corporation buildings and act all corporation-y...and they make money."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2022 04:00 PM (aaGzp)


That's much truer than you might think.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (Qhnrt)

441 I walked out of Clifford. There was also some swords & sorcery fantasy flick my wife and I were watching on Netflix with named actors that turned into a weird sex romp. Not happy sex, weird awkward sex, had to turn that off too.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (0fVbu)

442 At what point in Ep II? (I'm betting on the "I hate sand" speech.)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2022 04:04 PM (aaGzp)
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It might have been. I don't rightly remember. I only remember leaving. Not even 16 year-old me's appreciation of Natalie Portman could keep my butt in that chair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

443 Michael Moore is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I went to that movie to see what the enemy was doing. Walked out about 20 mins. in.

Posted by: Infidel at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (E0NVW)

444 Maybe Elon Musk can buy Univision or Telemundo.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2022 04:03 PM (NpAcC)

Which one has the Weather Girls?

Posted by: Elon Musk, baby at May 16, 2022 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

445 -- "If the Republican Party has something better to offer us, I will vote Republican," said Aguirre. --

Trouble is, the Republicans have become as reluctant to rein in federal borrowing and spending as the Democrats. Remember what they told Trump? "Nobody ever got turned out of office for spending" -- ? They got him to sign off on some outrageous spending measures that way.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (z/nZY)

446 362 Oddest conspiracy theory I've heard so far this week:
Michael Jordan's brief baseball career was an elaborate cover-up to temporarily get him out of the NBA instead of formally suspending him for violating rules around gambling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Uh oh. All conspiracy theories are 5-6 news cycles into the future.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (sAmhv)

447 Matt Gaetz latest Firebrand on Rumble is pretty good. Talks about the Replacement Theory, in part.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 16, 2022 04:18 PM (DB16e)

448 Kathy Barnette says she won't support the GOP nominee if she loses her race. That pretty much does her in as far as I'm concerned.

***

Not sure I blame her. I've seen the other nominees.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 16, 2022 03:47 PM (wb1YC)

You can bet they won't support HER. As Tea Partiers and Trump can attest.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2022 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

449 Oddest conspiracy theory I've heard so far this week:
Michael Jordan's brief baseball career was an elaborate cover-up to temporarily get him out of the NBA instead of formally suspending him for violating rules around gambling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Uh oh. All conspiracy theories are 5-6 news cycles into the future.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2022 04:11 PM (sAmhv)

That was common knowledge at the time in Chicago, I was there. Also the theory that his father's murder around that time was mob related - he was shot at a rest stop along the drive from Charlotte to Chicago. Don't think they ever had a suspect.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2022 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

450 Disinformation coming from CNN,NYT's and the DNC, Biden

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 16, 2022 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

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