Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/18/22)

5 18 22 0nt.jpg

***


The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“You can lead a man to the presidency, but you can’t make him think,” Republican Senator from Louisiana John Kennedy


Quote II

“I’ve spoken with other abductees and they’ve said the same thing happened to them, it’s quite worrying really.”Russ Kellet

Quote III

“We can also lead by example. Let us show as a commission how quickly we can put solar panels on our buildings.” Frans Timmermans


Quote IV

"I'll probably be eating Big Macs every day for the rest of my life." Don Gorske


***

Of course! Were you expecting any thing different?

The Biden administration this week closed a foreign lobbying investigation into a Hunter Biden-linked consulting firm without charges, delivering a much-needed win to the president's embattled son.

Beltway PR firm Blue Star Strategies had been under investigation for its work for Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian gas company that had Hunter Biden on its board of directors. Biden’s work for Burisma has raised conflict of interest concerns, since the partnership began when his father was the Obama administration’s chief negotiator with Ukraine. The younger Biden facilitated a consulting deal for Blue Star Strategies in late 2015 to help Burisma burnish its image with U.S. government officials. Burisma’s owner, Mykola Zlochevsky, was the subject of a bribery investigation at the time.


***

The ONT covered the Kiel, WI school district and its lunacy the other evening. The Hodge Twins take a look at it.


***


Of course there is a conflict of interest. That's how our Federal Government rolls.

Anthony Fauci’s wife – who is also head of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health Clinical Center – authored a paper defending the ethics of corporations “pressuring employees to get vaccinated” and “embarrass[ing] vaccine resistors.”

***

Everything you wanted to know about gummy bears but were afraid to ask. Hey, The ONT is good for something.

Just over a century ago, in 1920, German confectioner Hans Riegel Sr. struck out on his own, establishing a new candy company called Haribo—an abbreviation derived from his name and hometown of Bonn (Hans Riegel Bonn). Working out of his kitchen with little more than a copper pot, a rolling pin and a stove, Riegel hired his first employee, his wife, Gertrud, the following year. While she delivered products to customers via bicycle, he experimented with hard candies before creating an entirely new sweet treat: the gummy bear.

“We know the stories of today [of] Apple [starting] in a garage, and at that time [Haribo] was a little bit like that,” says Christian Bahlmann, Haribo’s senior vice president of corporate communications. “[Riegel had] the will to do something different, to do something on his own, and to start with very few opportunities ... and very [little] money.”


***


The carnies forgot something.


***


This guy has a hard life. (H/T Robert)

***


The ONT Musical Interlude & Continental Breakfast Emporium



Born on this day:18 May 1942
Albert Hammond, Gibraltarian singer, songwriter, and record producer. In 1966 Hammond co-founded the British vocal group the Family Dogg, scoring a UK Top 10 hit with "A Way of Life" in 1969. As a solo artist he scored the 1972 US No.5 single 'It Never Rains In Southern California', and the 1973 UK No.19 single 'Free Electric Band'. Other hits Hammond has written with collaborator Mike Hazlewood include "Little Arrows" for Leapy Lee, "Gimme Dat Ding" for the Pipkins and "The Air That I Breathe" which was a hit for the Hollies. via thisdayinmusic.com


&&&


Born on this day:18 May 1949
Rick Wakeman, English keyboardist, songwriter, television and radio presenter. As a session musician his early sessions included playing on "Space Oddity", for David Bowie and songs by Junior's Eyes, T. Rex, Elton John, and Cat Stevens. Wakeman became a member of Strawbs and then the classic line-up in Yes. As a solo artist he scored the 1974 UK No.1 album 'Journey To The Centre Of The Earth'.via thisdayinmusic.com

***

Several Genius Award Winners this evening.

Ah the good old "Friends with benefits" shtick.

Saginaw man shot woman once by accident, then 8 more times, victim testifies


SAGINAW, MI — Testifying from a witness stand, a Saginaw woman recalled the November morning she tussled with her roommate and “friend-with-benefits” during which she took a bullet to her abdomen. Believing the shot was accidental, she told the armed man before her to get help.

“See what you made me do?” the man asked her, before he shot her a second time. Running from her house with her daughter, the woman collapsed and slipped out of consciousness.


&&&

Water and alcohol do not mix well at times. Duh.

Man drowns while recreating Titanic 'king of the world' pose with his girlfriend on Turkish pier after the couple slipped and fell in the sea

Furkan Ciftci, 23, drowned whilst creating the iconic pose from 1997 film Titanic
Ciftci and girlfriend Mine Dinar, 23, had stood at the edge of Izmit Marina Pier

But the couple, who had been drinking alcohol, fell into the ocean on Sunday
Dinar was rescued by local fishermen but Ciftci drowned in the incident

&&&


Hey Boo-Boo, let's eat these tourists, they taste like picnic baskets.

Three men now face jail time, probation, and thousands in fines after taking selfies near several brown bears during a 2018 trip to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

Recent sentencing determined three men who waded into a river to take selfies with bears will prevent them from visiting any U.S. national park for one year.

David Engelman, 56, of Sandia Park, New Mexico, and Ronald J. Engelman II, 54, and Steven Thomas, 30, both of King Salmon, Alaska, violated federal law by leaving the designated viewing platform and entering the Brooks River where a group of brown bears was feeding at Katmai National Park. The park requires all visitors to stay at least 50 yards away from bears.

***


Moar therapy dogs on the way. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Boulder Community Health receives $250,000 donation to help expand therapy dog program

***


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Observational Skills.

5 18 br0ught.jpg


Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Hopefully you got your moneys worth tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:48 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1

WOOT! WOOT!

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 09:49 PM (Upufj)

2 First

Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2022 09:49 PM (0jZnq)

3 If Joe Biden was a coon dog...
https://is.gd/xiUJ4C

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 09:50 PM (KeYSV)

4 top 4

Posted by: Theodore at May 18, 2022 09:51 PM (GJnvT)

5 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at May 18, 2022 09:51 PM (XG2Fi)

6 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at May 18, 2022 09:51 PM (XG2Fi)

7 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 18, 2022 09:52 PM (XG2Fi)

8 Lt. Karl Timmerman was the first American officer across the Rhine at Remagen.

Fran is no Karl for sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 09:52 PM (zLI2m)

9 And I will re-post this:

Now this is creepy as fvck, Clownfish TV is reporting:

Disney/Marvel has licensed the likeness and other features of Stan Lee for the next 20 years.

This means the dearly departed Stan Lee can now appear in movies, TV series, and even on theme park merchandise.

Burn in He;; you evil Mouse and minions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (zLI2m)

10 Man drowns while recreating Titanic 'king of the world' pose with his girlfriend on Turkish pier after the couple slipped and fell in the sea

-----------

If DiCaprio would have done that the movie would only have been half as long.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (XG2Fi)

11 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 09:55 PM (vvLKM)

12 George W Bush tonight: "...the decision of one man to launch a brutal and unjustified invasion of Iraq, uhh, Ukraine".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2022 09:56 PM (1TuZk)

13 Don't put Fifi in the microwave.

Sous vide that puppy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 Shut up, George.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi)

15 @9 Anna Puma-Whenever I think of Disney now I think of South Park's version of Mickey Mouse. Evil mouse for sure.

Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2022 09:56 PM (0jZnq)

16 We are in the misat of the unraveling

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at May 18, 2022 09:57 PM (gWAUD)

17 Hello hordians!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 18, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

18 Sous vide that puppy!

Been watching Vincent Price and Diana Rigg in Theatre of Blood again Eris?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 09:58 PM (zLI2m)

19 JROD

The cigar chomping, pistol-packing mouse mascot on Adolf Galland's Bf 109s is now the kinder gentler mouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 09:59 PM (zLI2m)

20 Don't put Fifi in the microwave.

Sous vide that puppy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Hot Dog!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 09:59 PM (Msys3)

21 Wed Night Crossed Streams podcast:

Marley was dead; that much is certain. In a hole in the ground lived a Hobbit. Call me Ishmael. Rosebud...

yelo

Posted by: mindful webworker - ultra deplorable at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (NWOhp)

22 Opted out at "my wife's boyfriend"

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (KeYSV)

23 Three men now face jail time, probation, and thousands in fines after taking selfies near several brown bears during a 2018 trip to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

Hey bears, how about a hand here. Our gene pool isn't going to fix itself.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (ZsR3z)

24 Thanks for another swell ONT, Mis Hum!

That barn is an amazing piece of Americana. Great tune behind it with a kick ass solo!

So the investigation of Blue Star Strategies bites the dust. Wish I could say it was a surprise...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 18, 2022 10:01 PM (xT18z)

25 Sous vide that puppy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

I'm finally getting through to you people!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ/X)

26 Been watching Vincent Price and Diana Rigg in Theatre of Blood again Eris?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 09:58 PM (zLI2m)
--

Meredith Merridew: Where could my doggies have got to?

Edward Lionheart: Why, there they are both, baked in that pie. Whereof their mother daintily hath fed, eating the flesh that she herself hath bred.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

27 I've been abducted by aliens about a dozen times but they just have me bussing tables.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (0fVbu)

28 Coast Guard rescues a dog that had gotten lost and had a big swim. I know a young man in the Coast Guard. Nice young man. I'm glad they get to do some "lighter " things than rescuing stranded boaters and stopping drug trading:

https://tinyurl.com/mup4uu9y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 10:03 PM (ItrbN)

29 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2022 10:03 PM (qAR6u)

30 Oh I see you have watched it again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:04 PM (zLI2m)

31 Three men now face jail time, probation, and thousands in fines after taking selfies near several brown bears during a 2018 trip to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

Hey bears, how about a hand here. Our gene pool isn't going to fix itself.


No thanks, I just ate.

Posted by: Bear near Timothy Treadwell at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (ZsR3z)

32 25 Sous vide that puppy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

I'm finally getting through to you people!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ/X)


How do you finish poached dog?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (8WMkA)

33 Who gets tooken behind the barn tonight?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (3Or4S)

34 Wow, Flames up 3 eight minutes in.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (lgeFv)

35 um... 2 now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (lgeFv)

36 A barn, and a barnacle. Sweet!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (HIAyY)

37 That Albert Hammond song is amazing. I've heard it done by several different artists, but the original songwriter always brings a little something-something to the mix.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (xT18z)

38 How do you finish poached dog?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (8WMkA)
---

With a nice Bernese sauce.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

39 George W Bush tonight: "...the decision of one man to launch a brutal and unjustified invasion of Iraq, uhh, Ukraine".

Ooops.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2022 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

40 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 10:06 PM (3NKiY)

41 Would that be a St. Bernese sauce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (zLI2m)

42 Baby sloth reunited with mom:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9dkzht

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (ItrbN)

43 How do you finish poached dog?

Sear it for a nice bark.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (ZsR3z)

44 But the couple, who had been drinking alcohol, fell into the ocean

And who among us has NOT had this happen?

Anyone?

Posted by: LRob in TX at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (OMpI3)

45 I think "cell phones" and the cameras therein have ruined all sorts of things (obviously...)

The big parks included. It isn't unusual for people to get themselves into situations that formerly were "you're on your own". These days, running out of of sour cream and onion Pringles is a serious Emergency whilst at the bottom of Grand Canyon, so a call to 911 is placed. "Come Get Me. I'm Tired." I'd pay good money to hear the dispatcher tell them to get bent.

I spent a good amount of time hiking back country, sometimes solo, before the advent of cell phones or at least anything affordable, and even today the coverage is often poor in canyons. I got rimrocked once, that was interesting. I was unable to climb any higher, it was obvious. And the way back down looked really sketchy. Uh-oh. Off trail. Nobody knows I'm here. What now?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (+xjfh)

46 I really didn't think it possible, but I am becoming convinced that Bai-Den, the liberal socialist Democrat Party,the WEF, and the WHO, with the able assistance of the GOP Establishment, might just manage to destroy this country unrecoverably, even before the next Presidential pseudo-election results are available from Dominion Voting Systems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

47 23 Three men now face jail time, probation, and thousands in fines after taking selfies near several brown bears during a 2018 trip to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

Hey bears, how about a hand here. Our gene pool isn't going to fix itself.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (ZsR3z)

The bears at Katmai could not give one shit about the people there. Too many lovely salmon to eat. And they do.

https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/
brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

take out the space.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (LOVUx)

48 Opted out at "my wife's boyfriend"

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (KeYSV)


Say what now???

Posted by: David French at May 18, 2022 10:08 PM (tp+tP)

49 Also, at Katmai, staying on the boardwalk doesn't always help because some of the bears like to use the catwalk instead of the river bank. Just keep your eyes open and stay the hell back.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:08 PM (LOVUx)

50 42 Baby sloth reunited with mom:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9dkzht
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (ItrbN)

My spirt animal is the sloth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2022 10:09 PM (UuD2k)

51 Mmm. Sour Cream and Onion Pringles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 10:09 PM (3NKiY)

52 How do you finish poached dog?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (8WMkA)
---


How much time you got?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 18, 2022 10:09 PM (tp+tP)

53 I think we as a nation passed the event horizon long ago.

They are just making damn sure, at this point.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2022 10:09 PM (+xjfh)

54 George W Bush tonight: "...the decision of one man to launch a brutal and unjustified invasion of Iraq, uhh, Ukraine".
Ooops.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


TOP.MEN!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 18, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

55 Never attempt to dry a pet in the oven.

Fuck's sake. Use the air fryer or toaster. Like a normal person.

Posted by: alternate universe SPCA at May 18, 2022 10:10 PM (KFhLj)

56 Black bears are the friendly bears, right?

*checks spotter's guide*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)

57 Carnival rides aren't as exhilarating as theme park rollercoasters, because they have smaller budgets and must be transportable.

But they make up for it with the heightened possibility of death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:10 PM (Ryaf0)

58 27 I've been abducted by aliens about a dozen times but they just have me bussing tables.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (0fVbu)

Hope to heck they shared the tips.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:10 PM (LOVUx)

59 The Rapey dogs? Bad dogs. Naughty dogs.

Posted by: Dingo at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (GGyKk)

60 For some reason, the Pope and the Ghost of Kiev still haven't flown into Rostov to "exchange" the captured Azov Battalion soldiers, so they can receive a hero's welcome in Kiev.

But Zalensky says that the soldiers were "evacuated"! Swearzies!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

61 George W Bush tonight: "...the decision of one man to launch a brutal and unjustified invasion of Iraq, uhh, Ukraine".

Ooops.
___

*snort*

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (EuFDw)

62 Never attempt to dry a pet in the oven.

Fuck's sake. Use the air fryer or toaster. Like a normal person.


What if my oven has air fry capability?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (vvLKM)

63 My spirt animal is the sloth.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2022 10:09 PM (UuD2k)

My spirit animal is Sen. John Kennedy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (LOVUx)

64 If DiCaprio would have done that the movie would only have been half as long.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (XG2Fi)


Which would still have been too long. Geez, I hated that movie. Hours of dummie Leo running around on a sinking ship and not putting on a life jacket. Kate should have pushed him overboard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

65 61 George W Bush tonight: "...the decision of one man to launch a brutal and unjustified invasion of Iraq, uhh, Ukraine".

Ooops.
___

*snort*
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (EuFDw)

Doncha just hate it when the truth slips out?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:12 PM (LOVUx)

66 How do you finish poached dog?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (8WMkA)


Probably mix the juices with plum jam and maybe some sweet brandy like slivovic, and brush it on and use a torch to caramelize it. Mix in gochujang instead if you want a Korean touch to the dish.

Otherwise put it in the oven to brown and use the time to make a nice gravy with the pooch juices. I think dog is supposed to pair nicely with rice, though Cassava might have the right flavor if you have nice tropical themed sides.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (xhaym)

67 >>> Furkan Ciftci, 23, drowned whilst creating the iconic pose from 1997 film Titanic
Ciftci and girlfriend Mine Dinar, 23, had stood at the edge of Izmit Marina Pier

But the couple, who had been drinking alcohol, fell into the ocean on Sunday
Dinar was rescued by local fishermen but Ciftci drowned in the incident


So the girl drowned but the guy survived. Did you EVEN READ THE SCRIPT!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (0fVbu)

68 The MacArthur quote about old soldiers fading away should apply to former Presidents.

Shut up

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (zLI2m)

69 movie. Hours of dummie Leo running around on a sinking ship and not putting on a life jacket. Kate should have pushed him overboard.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I mean she pretty much did when she wouldn't scoot her ass over on that door!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (r26XY)

70 And Shrub can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (4ErMj)

71 Crave him. A nice Christian devotional from "Our Daily Bread":

https://tinyurl.com/yckehtjt



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (ItrbN)

72 Love the Hodge Twins. Crack me up, every time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (Xrfse)

73 Baby sloth reunited with mom

Explosions! Naked girls! Motorcycles!

*gives up, tears up man card*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (ZsR3z)

74 Zalensky says that the soldiers were "evacuated"! Swearzies!

==

they surrendered , over a thousand; that entire complex will be leveled and made into a green zone or something

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (V13WU)

75 Did you EVEN READ THE SCRIPT!

It was the brave and stunning Disney rewrite with the gender swap...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (zLI2m)

76 Nevermind i see the girl was rescued. Weird names through me off

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (0fVbu)

77 Thank you for the lovely ONT Mis Hum!

So the upcoming nuptials for Lil WDS are coming up! Mum is here from Canada....yea! But I am done with the frickin drama! Can't wait for this wedding to be over and they can begin their marriage

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (/UQ/R)

78 But the couple, who had been drinking alcohol, fell into the ocean on Sunday
Dinar was rescued by local fishermen but Ciftci drowned in the incident


So the girl drowned but the guy survived. Did you EVEN READ THE SCRIPT!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (0fVbu)

I think you have it backwards, if I am reading it right. So, same as the movie. Ungrateful bitch probably did not even give him a bit of space on the plank of wood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (3NKiY)

79 Bush is as stupid as they said he was.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (V13WU)

80 And Shrub can go fuck himself.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


The contempt of the GOP Establishment for the peasants goes back a long way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

81 Hey bears, how about a hand here. Our gene pool isn't going to fix itself.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (ZsR3z)


I had an aunt who had gone to either Yellowstone or Yosemite National Park. She was ranting because people were putting their children next to bears to get photos.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

82 The next ass who posts some damned recipe for dog is getting a night in the box.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (LOVUx)

83 Black bears are the friendly bears, right?

Only because white supremacists impose the emotional labor of being friendly on the black ones. It's an involuntary ursine minstrel show.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 10:16 PM (KFhLj)

84 So I occasionally visit higher ed job sites to see what's out there. (Okay, by "occasionally" I mean 3-4 times a week.) And yesterday I came across a posting for a history professor at Pierce College District in WA state.

Here's how they pitch themselves: "As an institution committed to antiracism, we are action-oriented and intentional in dismantling every systemic barrier that prevents Black and Brown student excellence and liberation....We are excited to invite you to bring your lived experiences and authentic selves to contribute to discourse and action in supporting Black and Brown students."

And lest you think that's just boilerplate tacked on, the listed job responsibilities include: "Creating race-conscious course assessments and evaluations," "Demonstrating cultural humility and intercultural engagement," and "the creation of an educational environment that affirms the identities and communications of students of color," among other things.

So basically you're expected to be an agitator, not a teacher. Just in case anyone thought academia might be getting better.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

85 moo shu dog ?

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 10:16 PM (V13WU)

86 I'm a sucker for old barns

almost as much as old, abandoned stone 18th century foundations

if you hike in the woods in the Berkshires, you can find one every now and then

there's one about a half mile from me that is cover in moss, which glistens like neon at dusk

not sure anyone else knows it's there

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 10:16 PM (us2H3)

87 My spirit animal is Sen. John Kennedy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 10:11 PM (LOVUx)


My spirit animal is a doormouse pickled in pure grain alcohol. I stole it from the Zoology lab.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:16 PM (xhaym)

88 Good evening morons and thanks mh

John Kennedy is far and away my favorite U.S. senator. The man is a wit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2022 10:17 PM (EZebt)

89 I was at Katmai with my then 9-yr-old sons. They made us go to "Bear Etiquette School" & gave us cool little pins when we graduated.

Katmai was the highlight of our self-directed auto tour of AK, centered around the National Parks.

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2022 10:17 PM (NLIak)

90 moo shu dog ?

So ya going to wok the dog?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:17 PM (zLI2m)

91 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (ItrbN)


Am I right in understand you are going through some medical issues?

If so, sincerely praying for the best possible outcomes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:17 PM (Ryaf0)

92 {{{WDS}}}

Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials! All will be well, and the love and joy will be in abundance!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 18, 2022 10:18 PM (xT18z)

93 Small pets dry quite nicely in a salad spinner.

Mind you, they'll hate you forever after

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2022 10:18 PM (sJHOI)

94 I had an aunt who had gone to either Yellowstone or Yosemite National Park. She was ranting because people were putting their children next to bears to get photos.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)


Beats putting them next to a moose.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2022 10:18 PM (tp+tP)

95 79 Bush is as stupid as they said he was.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (V13WU)

in comparison , Bush's paintings make Celia Jimenez seem talented

yep, he is a real fool

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (us2H3)

96 And Shrub can go fuck himself.

To be fair, W. is a happy man now.

The invasion of Iraq turned out to be a disaster, which primarily benefited Iran; but the invasion of Ukraine is making W. look like a military genius by comparison.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

97 My spirit animal is the prairiedog. Industrious, agile, vigilant and charismatic as hell.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (0OP+5)

98 Furkan Ciftci, 23, drowned whilst creating the iconic pose from 1997 film Titanic.

Should have minded his own Furkan business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (HIAyY)

99 68 The MacArthur quote about old soldiers fading away should apply to former Presidents.

Shut up

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:13 PM (zLI2m)
------------------

That had always pretty much been the rule. Carter didn't badmouth Reagan while he was in office, Bush didn't go after Clinton, Clinton didn't go after Shrub, and Shrub didn't attack Chocolate Jesus. It was always a sort of gentleman's agreement, until JEF left office and immediately broke it. One more Fundamental Transformation to add to the list.

(admittedly, if JEF hadn't broken it first, I know Trump would have)

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (lNHqD)

100 Small pets dry quite nicely in a salad spinner.

As if a Chihuahua isn't ditzy enough...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (zLI2m)

101 우리는 개를 먹지 않는다, 우리는 불교이다

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (xhaym)

102 95 79 Bush is as stupid as they said he was.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 10:15 PM (V13WU)

in comparison , Bush's paintings make Celia Jimenez seem talented

yep, he is a real fool
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (us2H3)

------------

Anyone can get the numbers for the colors mixed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)

103 My spirit animal is the prairiedog. Industrious, agile, vigilant and charismatic as hell.

Also carries bubonic plague, which is nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (ZsR3z)

104 Thank you MisHum for another fine week of ONT content.
Your music choices never fail to entertain!
You go ahead and have a couple of well deserved days off.
Oh yeah! More Hodge Twins are always welcome!
Weird Dave will carry the torch, and we'll see you Saturday. Enjoy your lovely weather. See ya....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (+yRVj)

105 My spirit animal is the prairiedog.

If you wait a little, they'll line themselves up real nice and you might get two or three with one shot.

Posted by: LRob in TX at May 18, 2022 10:21 PM (OMpI3)

106 Bush was talking about Saddam, got it?

Posted by: CNN, Fox, et al at May 18, 2022 10:21 PM (sJHOI)

107 So the upcoming nuptials for Lil WDS are coming up! Mum is here from Canada....yea! But I am done with the frickin drama! Can't wait for this wedding to be over and they can begin their marriage
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2022 10:14 PM (/UQ/R)


Hope everything goes off with just one hitch!

Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2022 10:21 PM (6RgRK)

108 101 우리는 개를 먹지 않는다, 우리는 불교이다

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (xhaym)

No shit.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2022 10:21 PM (AmoqO)

109 My spirit animal is the prairiedog. Industrious, agile, vigilant and charismatic as hell.

.....

Also carries bubonic plague, which is nice.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (ZsR3z)

.....

And is also a euphemism for when you have to poop really badly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:21 PM (Ryaf0)

110 Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (xhaym)
* * * *
C'mon, man! You know we don't read Korean!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 18, 2022 10:22 PM (xT18z)

111 GWB is no Hunter Biden in the art realm

Posted by: CNN, Fox, et al at May 18, 2022 10:22 PM (sJHOI)

112 And is also a euphemism for when you have to poop really badly.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:21 PM (Ryaf0)

Touchin cloth here, boss

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2022 10:22 PM (+I6Y/)

113 To be fair, W. is a happy man now.

The invasion of Iraq turned out to be a disaster, which primarily benefited Iran; but the invasion of Ukraine is making W. look like a military genius by comparison.


The Afghanistan withdrawal did that, no need to outsource to Russia when Joe will do it domestically.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 10:22 PM (vvLKM)

114 And is also a euphemism for when you have to poop really badly.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Immortalized in the cinematic classic Rat Race. "But dad I'm prairedogging it!"

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (r26XY)

115 Small pets dry quite nicely in a salad spinner.

Mind you, they'll hate you forever after


It's the adversarial relationship with small animals that makes that kind of pet ownership so rewarding. Like living in a John Le Carre novel. But all the villains are hamsters.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (KFhLj)

116 n.u.c.l.e.a.r not nucular, dumbass.

What was in those envelopes at HW's funeral?

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (3byMq)

117 ...

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM




"Ulineun gaeleul meogji anhneunda, ulineun bulgyoida."

I hope this helps...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (cSaR8)

118 Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 10:20 PM (+yRVj)

Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:24 PM (8WMkA)

119 It's the adversarial relationship with small animals that makes that kind of pet ownership so rewarding. Like living in a John Le Carre novel. But all the villains are hamsters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (KFhLj)

Get the new K-Tel Gerbilator! Spin-dries gerbils and other small rodents at 10,000 RPM. They dry in mere seconds!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:25 PM (HIAyY)

120 I'm just now seeing the news on Breitbart that we are borrowing 40 billion from China so we can give 40 billion to Ukraine.


There are no words for the stupidity in Washington.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:25 PM (A3uq/)

121 Dumbass wrote The Count of Monte Cristo, right?

Maybe he wasn't such a dumbass after all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi)

122 I heard it called "peek-a-boo" by someone in a big hurry. Or it was in a Hardy Boys book.

Posted by: klaftern at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (taPSh)

123 The Big Mac-a-day guy seems to be rather svelte for a man that has consumed 30,000+ Big Macs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (Ryaf0)

124 Dr. T,
The worst thing about all that stuff being pushed at colleges, is that it doesn't even occur to them how insulting it is to non white students.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

125 Get the new K-Tel Gerbilator! Spin-dries gerbils and other small rodents at 10,000 RPM. They dry in mere seconds!

Richard Gere approved!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (zLI2m)

126 Never attempt to dry a pet in the oven.

Fuck's sake. Use the air fryer or toaster. Like a normal person.
Posted by: alternate universe SPCA


I remember the good old days, before HOA rules, when you could just hang them on the clothesline outside.

Pet bats were the easiest to hang.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (P1f+c)

127 I'm just now seeing the news on Breitbart that we are borrowing 40 billion from China so we can give 40 billion to Ukraine.


There are no words for the stupidity in Washington.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Well what did you want us to do just print it?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (r26XY)

128 I knew a Korean lady who's family lost everything in WWII and again in the Korean war, and once she told me that they didn't eat dog, they were Buddhist

She was a very sweet lady, and I miss her, she died a couple of years ago on the 4th of July. If you know older people go visit them.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (xhaym)

129
"Ulineun gaeleul meogji anhneunda, ulineun bulgyoida."

I hope this helps...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (cSaR

"My kimchi crock is full of eels."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:27 PM (HIAyY)

130 Tinker Tailor Soldier Rodent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 10:27 PM (KFhLj)

131 Finish a poached pooch? Just.wolf it down!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 18, 2022 10:27 PM (3Or4S)

132 Katmai was like walking into the Nature Channel. Bling!

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2022 10:27 PM (NLIak)

133 There are no words for the stupidity in Washington.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:25 PM (A3uq/)



Go read the story about how the United States is refusing to allow Russia to pay its $2 billion in sovereign debt to creditors.

It'll make you feel better.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:29 PM (Ryaf0)

134 Pet bats were the easiest to hang.
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (P1f+c)

---------

Like David Carradine, they practically hang themselves!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)

135 Department of Bioethics, eh? "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Posted by: Socratease at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (oqnjT)

136 Katmai was like walking into the Nature Channel. Bling!
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2022 10:27 PM (NLIak)

And, at the back entrance to Katmai, the bears walk in the back door of the ranger station, take off their bear suits and hang them on a hook, and clock out, and hop in their pickups to drive home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (HIAyY)

137 Maybe it's just me...
A big Mac everyday would suck badly. One every two years would suck...but I guess if you're hungry enough, it might taste like heaven...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (+yRVj)

138

Speaking of David Carradine, did we ever find out what really happened to Bob Saget??

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (cSaR8)

139 Go read the story about how the United States is refusing to allow Russia to pay its $2 billion in sovereign debt to creditors.

It'll make you feel better.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:29 PM (Ryaf0)


I think you're lying to me.

I'm not sure that will make me feel better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (A3uq/)

140 Rick Wakeman of Yes reaching his 73rd birthday is quite an accomplishment, considering that he survived 3 heart attacks before he was 30 (due to heavy drinking and smoking), cirrohsis of the liver (before he quit drinking in 1985), and double pneumonia that nearly killed him in 1999... he's nearly as indestructible as Keith Richards.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 18, 2022 10:31 PM (9WuX0)

141 My spirit animal is a doormouse pickled in pure grain alcohol. I stole it from the Zoology lab.
Posted by: Kindltot


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AW HELL I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at May 18, 2022 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

142 good evening to the horde

Posted by: wing at May 18, 2022 10:31 PM (PlW9M)

143 Big Mac guy's colon probably looks like a 100 year old lead pipe clogged with snarfle

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:31 PM (A3uq/)

144 Speaking of David Carradine, did we ever find out what really happened to Bob Saget??
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (cSaR

Once you battered and killed one Bob, you just have to do another.

Posted by: Guy who battered and killed Bob Crane at May 18, 2022 10:32 PM (HIAyY)

145 Mazel tov wds!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2022 10:33 PM (EZebt)

146 I got a turtle head pokin' out!

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:33 PM (3Or4S)

147 Not much on BigMacs but could probably eat a Whataburger Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger every 3 or 4 days.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 10:33 PM (0OP+5)

148 Once you battered and killed one Bob, you just have to do another.
Posted by: Guy who battered and killed Bob Crane at May 18, 2022 10:32 PM (HIAyY)

----------

Just clean the oil in the deep fryer between your battered Bobs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)

149 I saw Rick Wakeman in a concert somewhere in San Francisco (Fillmore?) when I was in high school. Loudest damn concert I've ever experienced, my ears rang for a week.

Posted by: Socratease at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (oqnjT)

150 Rick Wakeman is the Ozzy Osborne of Keith Richards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (4ErMj)

151 Get somebody to conjure up Kinison to fill us in on the Saget thing. Or a customized Magic 8-Ball.

Posted by: klaftern at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (taPSh)

152 Apparently Dems have made a group decision to focus on "Replacement Theory" as an Evil Thing that conservatives believe. This move of theirs is so idiotic on so many levels that it's hard to know where to start. First, although it's been mentioned , no one on the right that I know has been saying much about it, certainly no one running for office.

BUT when Dems put this idea out in public, most people will say "really? well that's an interesting idea, that explains everything the Dems have ever done with the border."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)

153 Rick Wakeman is my favorite Yes man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (EZebt)

154 Get the new K-Tel Gerbilator! Spin-dries gerbils and other small rodents at 10,000 RPM. They dry in mere seconds!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

lmao

I have a mental pic of hamsters being flung in all directions.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (EuFDw)

155 Got one peekin'.

Posted by: E Coli at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (PIlQh)

156 Speaking of David Carradine, did we ever find out what really happened to Bob Saget??

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM


I believe this brief podcast clip Bob made with his wife will clear that question up for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qOLR5F0rvEA

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (Ryaf0)

157 Grand Funk Railroad was loud. Louder than Chicago.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (0OP+5)

158 Not much on BigMacs but could probably eat a Whataburger Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger every 3 or 4 days.

I'm sad to say my town has an empty building that could house a Whataburger, but does not. We are getting a Harbor Freight, though, so that's another drain on the ol' wallet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (vvLKM)

159 Dr. T,
The worst thing about all that stuff being pushed at colleges, is that it doesn't even occur to them how insulting it is to non white students.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)


Yep, and having looked at the names of the contacts included in the job description...well, none of them sound exactly diverse, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (tp+tP)

160 I don't know anything about Amber Heard except what I've learned here. Which is basically she's crazy, she pooped in Depp's bed, and she better win because she's maybe a B actress before her crazy escaped the closet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (A3uq/)

161 Got one hangin'.

Posted by: E Coli at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (PIlQh)

162 My spirit animal?
Me!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 10:36 PM (+yRVj)

163 What was in those envelopes at HW's funeral?
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (3byMq)

Seriously, what was in those envelopes...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 18, 2022 10:37 PM (BgMrQ)

164 I would like to be of comfort to the Turkish girl whose boyfriend died of pier pressure

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2022 10:37 PM (U1eOr)

165 Dachshund on a bun - Sammich or not?

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:37 PM (3Or4S)

166 Big Mac guy's colon probably looks like a 100 year old lead pipe clogged with snarfle
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

Yet, he'll probably live to 100.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 10:37 PM (EuFDw)

167 Speaking of David Carradine, did we ever find out what really happened to Bob Saget??
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:30 PM (cSaR


I'm not saying it was the vaxx, but....

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (tp+tP)

168 119 It's the adversarial relationship with small animals that makes that kind of pet ownership so rewarding. Like living in a John Le Carre novel. But all the villains are hamsters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (KFhLj)

our little cat always acts like she's a Secret Agent on Secret Missions, especially at night. If you walk in while she's alone in a room, she has this startled look like she's never even seen you before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (r46W7)

169 I don't know anything about Amber Heard except what I've learned here. Which is basically she's crazy, she pooped in Depp's bed, and she better win because she's maybe a B actress before her crazy escaped the closet.

Is she single?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (ZsR3z)

170
There are no words for the stupidity in Washington.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


I can think of at least seven of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (63Dwl)

171 140 Square

Did you ever see the old documentary Yessongs?

Nicely done. Poor production values, but that gave it a cinema verite feel.

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (NLIak)

172 BUT when Dems put this idea out in public, most people will say "really? well that's an interesting idea, that explains everything the Dems have ever done with the border."

They've found their own goal much easier to score on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 10:39 PM (vvLKM)

173 our little cat always acts like she's a Secret Agent on Secret Missions, especially at night. If you walk in while she's alone in a room, she has this startled look like she's never even seen you before.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (r46W7


I've seen that look many times on my cat, but usually he's licking his butt at the time. Can't tell if he's embarrassed I saw it or angry I interrupted.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:39 PM (A3uq/)

174 BUT when Dems put this idea out in public, most people will say "really? well that's an interesting idea, that explains everything the Dems have ever done with the border."
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)

Well, if "replacement theory" were true, what would they be doing differently?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:40 PM (HIAyY)

175 Get the new K-Tel Gerbilator! Spin-dries gerbils and other small rodents at 10,000 RPM. They dry in mere seconds!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

lmao
I have a mental pic of hamsters being flung in all directions.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace


After building up enough static electricity to look like fuzzy sea urchins.

And maybe stick to the walls or ceiling.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 10:40 PM (P1f+c)

176 >>> (admittedly, if JEF hadn't broken it first, I know Trump would have)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 18, 2022 10:19 PM (lNHqD)


Great guy that Obama, great guy, very likable guy, too bad he wasn't born in this country. Terrible president though, very bad, a very bad president. Wore nice shirts.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:41 PM (0fVbu)

177 We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:41 PM (4ErMj)

178 168 119 It's the adversarial relationship with small animals that makes that kind of pet ownership so rewarding. Like living in a John Le Carre novel. But all the villains are hamsters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 10:23 PM (KFhLj)

our little cat always acts like she's a Secret Agent on Secret Missions, especially at night. If you walk in while she's alone in a room, she has this startled look like she's never even seen you before.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:38 PM (r46W7)
MadisonTheCat just gave me that look. Then she went over to the catgrass and started yowling 'Put the grass in my mouth.' Or at least that's what I did, seemed like she wanted just that very thing. Cats are funny.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 10:41 PM (0OP+5)

179 We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

It's a never ending game of "here hold my beer"

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:42 PM (r26XY)

180 Thank you so much LS! Appreciate the encouragement!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2022 10:43 PM (/UQ/R)

181 177 We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:41 PM (4ErMj)


and mental illness........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:43 PM (8WMkA)

182 It's not that Biden is incompetent, though he is. It's that's he's surrounded with easily the dumbest, slowest, most America-hating communists on the planet.

I doubt Biden even gets to decide what color underwear he puts on each day. Someone else is running things and that person is either horribly stupid or deviously evil.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:43 PM (A3uq/)

183 We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

It's a never ending game of "here hold my beer"
Posted by: BruceWayne


We have made the world too safe. Charles Darwin isn't getting to these guys before they can procreate.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 10:44 PM (P1f+c)

184 Just finished watching an hour of Clarence Thomas doing a question and answer session at the Fairmont Conference in Dallas last week.
He actually has a good sense of humor and can laugh at himself. Great guy!

I also listened to an hour of Jordan Peterson today speaking about ethics... very deep conversation.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2022 10:44 PM (UUBmN)

185 My back is tired.
Must be from the weight of all these Biden voters.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:45 PM (kf6Ak)

186 Wondered that meself. The look of abject terror on Jeb!'s face was something, wasn't it?

About all that can be inferred with certainty maybe is that it was something that was thought to be laid to rest (along with dear old dad).

"Somebody" was reminding them of ... something, in no uncertain terms.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2022 10:45 PM (+xjfh)

187 185 My back is tired.
Must be from the weight of all these Biden voters.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:45 PM (kf6Ak)

Get back to work! These student loans aren't gonna pay themselves off!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:45 PM (A3uq/)

188 The Democrats have been bleating about replacement demographics for at least 15 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2022 10:45 PM (EZebt)

189 We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'm convinced they view it as a competition.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 10:46 PM (Msys3)

190 есть тест гопника 2.39.66.9

Posted by: Macedonian Miklos Disinfobot at May 18, 2022 10:46 PM (b0ajG)

191 46 I really didn't think it possible, but I am becoming convinced that Bai-Den, the liberal socialist Democrat Party,the WEF, and the WHO, with the able assistance of the GOP Establishment, might just manage to destroy this country unrecoverably, even before the next Presidential pseudo-election results are available from Dominion Voting Systems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 18, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

I hope it won't happen that way, but cannot deny that there is a very real possibility it'll turn out that way. There's been talk of the Fed having to go backto the 15% interest rates of '80 - '81 to get things under control financially; but I don't think we, as a country, have the social cohesiveness to survive such drastic medicine. We're going to blow ourselves to pieces.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:47 PM (r46W7)

192 I'm convinced they view it as a competition.
Posted by: Tonypete

That's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:47 PM (r26XY)

193 >>> We have made the world too safe. Charles Darwin isn't getting to these guys before they can procreate.
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 10:44 PM (P1f+c)


... and weak men create hard times.

⬆️ You are here.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:48 PM (0fVbu)

194 I doubt Biden even gets to decide what color underwear he puts on each day. Someone else is running things and that person is either horribly stupid or deviously evil.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:43 PM (A3uq/)

The power of “and”.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:48 PM (4ErMj)

195 We have made the world too safe. Charles Darwin isn't getting to these guys before they can procreate.

Posted by: mikeski


What? We're eating salmon over here.

Posted by: Bears at May 18, 2022 10:48 PM (ZsR3z)

196 I hope it won't happen that way, but cannot deny that there is a very real possibility it'll turn out that way. There's been talk of the Fed having to go backto the 15% interest rates of '80 - '81 to get things under control financially; but I don't think we, as a country, have the social cohesiveness to survive such drastic medicine. We're going to blow ourselves to pieces.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 10:47 PM (r46W7)


Glad I bought ammo at 3.5% interest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:49 PM (A3uq/)

197 21 Wed Night Crossed Streams podcast:

Marley was dead; that much is certain. In a hole in the ground lived a Hobbit. Call me Ishmael. Rosebud...

....

For the love of God, Montresor!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:49 PM (kf6Ak)

198 есть тест гопника 2.39.66.9

Posted by: Macedonian Miklos Disinfobot at May 18, 2022 10:46 PM



Fail!

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:50 PM (I+QKF)

199 and mental illness........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

All I wanted was a Pepsi

https://tinyurl.com/2p8vdw2n

Posted by: Miklos is not crazy, you're the one who's crazy at May 18, 2022 10:50 PM (b0ajG)

200 194 I doubt Biden even gets to decide what color underwear he puts on each day. Someone else is running things and that person is either horribly stupid or deviously evil.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:43 PM (A3uq/)
--------------

Teleprompter rules

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (KeYSV)

201 146 I got a turtle head pokin' out!

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:33 PM (3Or4S)


I'm Prairie Dogging!

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (sReZj)

202 Someone else is running things and that person is either horribly stupid or deviously evil.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:43 PM (A3uq/)

It's not one person. It's a committee of dunces.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (kf6Ak)

203 175

If you vigorously rub your critter on your head, will it stick to the ceiling?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (+yRVj)

204 My back is tired.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:45 PM (kf6Ak)



I put up 200 bales of hay yesterday.

I can tell you unequivocally and without hesitation, I am not 29 years old anymore.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 10:52 PM (Ryaf0)

205 If we're doing the 80s interest rates again, I'm breaking out the parachute pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:52 PM (A3uq/)

206 -
We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'm convinced they view it as a competition.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 10:46 PM -
---
---------

Winning!

Posted by: Gender Studies PHDs at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (NTUk0)

207 I'm Prairie Dogging!
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (sReZj


Which National Lampoon vacation is that from?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (A3uq/)

208 It's not one person. It's a committee of dunces.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (kf6Ak)

-----------

It's Susan Rice. She is unfathomably stupid and evil.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (XG2Fi)

209 Posted by: Macedonian Miklos Disinfobot at May 18, 2022 10:46 PM



Fail!
Posted by: Zettai

Hey

I swiped Left on that Jankowicz guy's Grindr

Posted by: Forlorn Miklos at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (b0ajG)

210 Day after day
I must face a world of imbeciles
And I don't belong
I'm not that wrong

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (kf6Ak)

211 If we're doing the 80s interest rates again, I'm breaking out the parachute pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at

Let's go all in; flock of seagull haircuts, linen suits with pastel t-shirts, wicker shoes

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (r26XY)

212 Hi Miklos!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (+yRVj)

213 Your search - Ulineun gaeleul meogji anhneunda, ulineun bulgyoida - did not match any documents.

Posted by: Theodore at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (GJnvT)

214 Let's go all in; flock of seagull haircuts, linen suits with pastel t-shirts, wicker shoes
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (r26XY

I had some grey wicker shoes. Sockless, just like Don Johnson.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (A3uq/)

215 A confederacy of credentialed dunces?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 10:55 PM (zLI2m)

216 It's Susan Rice. She is unfathomably stupid and evil.
Posted by: Cicero

And lighter in skin tone than me after one (1) day at the beach.

Posted by: Miklos, tanning champ at May 18, 2022 10:55 PM (b0ajG)

217 Your search - Ulineun gaeleul meogji anhneunda, ulineun bulgyoida - did not match any documents.

Posted by: Theodore at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM



"We do not eat dogs, we are Buddhists."

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (I+QKF)

218 Prepare for war because it's on the horizon.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (0OP+5)

219 I had some grey wicker shoes. Sockless, just like Don Johnson.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (A3uq/)

Swish, swish, swish, swish..,

Hark! Something wicker this way comes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (HIAyY)

220 had some grey wicker shoes. Sockless, just like Don Johnson.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The "Calderone's Return" 2-parter was an all-timer

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (r26XY)

221 Hi Miklos!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Is now for say Hi-ings!

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring ESL rapper at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (b0ajG)

222 *breaks out JAMZ*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (4ErMj)

223 Your search - Ulineun gaeleul meogji anhneunda, ulineun bulgyoida - did not match any documents.

Posted by: Theodore at May 18, 2022 10:54 PM (GJnvT)


It is supposed to be "We don't eat dogs, we are Buddhists"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:57 PM (xhaym)

224 "We do not eat dogs, we are Buddhists."
Posted by: Zettai

We eat Buddhists

Inshallah

Posted by: Karens (the Original) at May 18, 2022 10:58 PM (b0ajG)

225 And Eromero is right. War is coming soon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 10:58 PM (4ErMj)

226 Nothing wrong with linen suits, just make sure they are cut well.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 10:58 PM (xhaym)

227 i don't like war

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (V13WU)

228 Prepare for war because it's on the horizon.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 10:56 PM (0OP+5)
===

Mrs. F is stockpiling chocolate, cocoa, sugar. Other basic commodities.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (EZebt)

229 *breaks out JAMZ*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Jams?

GLARE

Posted by: Miklos, breaking out the cool retro OPs for the season at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (b0ajG)

230 -
If we're doing the 80s interest rates again, I'm breaking out the parachute pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:52 PM -
--
-------

Can't touch this.

Posted by: DC Hammer at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (NTUk0)

231 Today I got an email from the hobby company Squadron, which I hadn't heard from for a while. They are taking preorders for a "Ghost of Kyiv" boxing of a MiG-29 model and say some of the proceeds will go to the Ukrainian armed forces. Cheese whiz.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (3/XaG)

232 I have tomorrow off and I can't stay awake. Where's my dog and cat? zzzzzzz

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 11:00 PM (0OP+5)

233 Evil need not be stupid but it can never be wise. Wisdom leads you along a different better path. Knowledge and intellect do not equate to wisdom and are nothing on their own.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 11:01 PM (0fVbu)

234 the Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears page on Amazon has one of the most hilarious review sections I've ever read. The top rated one is this one title "See you in Hell, Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears."
https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC

If you didn't know, the sugar free version is notorious for causing, shall we say, loose bowels. This man was taking an exam and the prof had said "no leaving for bathroom breaks because of cheating." to be cont'd:

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 11:01 PM (r46W7)

235 Prepare for war because it's on the horizon.
Posted by: Eromero
___

Sooner than a lot of people realize.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 11:01 PM (EuFDw)

236 some of the proceeds will go to the Ukrainian armed forces.


==


nuts

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 11:02 PM (V13WU)

237 Continued, and I quote in small part:
"By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly wrong, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 11:02 PM (r46W7)

238 Haribo gummy bears has the most obnoxious insufferable commercials on TV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 11:03 PM (XG2Fi)

239 If we're doing the 80s interest rates again, I'm breaking out the parachute pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

*feathers hair*

Posted by: Miklos identifies as that poster of Farah Fawcett at May 18, 2022 11:03 PM (b0ajG)

240 I can only do so much to prepare. We are not as well off as some people here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 11:04 PM (ydkH5)

241 some of the proceeds will go to the Ukrainian armed forces.



OK

How much is the vig?

Posted by: Toys for Tots at May 18, 2022 11:04 PM (b0ajG)

242 239 If we're doing the 80s interest rates again, I'm breaking out the parachute pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

*feathers hair*
Posted by: Miklos identifies as that poster of Farah Fawcett at May 18, 2022 11:03 PM (b0ajG)

-------

*find Members Only jacket in back of closet*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)

243 There are hundreds of innocent Americans now suffering as political prisoners!

If the Republicans take control of the Legislative Branch of the Federal government, what actions are they going to take to free these victims, and to punish the traitors who have engaged in violating their civil rights?!

As far as I am concerned, most members of the Democratic Party are de facto criminals, as are compliant Republicans. If the Republican Party will not take a position against them, ONE THAT I CAN VOTE FOR, they join the criminals' ranks. And thus the election becomes a farce, one that leaves an honest American no honest leader to vote for!!

I'm talking to you, Trump!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 18, 2022 11:05 PM (4OVxK)

244 Maybe one day some of the proceeds can go to Americans because the next few years are going to make the 70s look like a kegger

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:05 PM (A3uq/)

245 The O'Lay's baked chips were more potent that exlax.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 11:05 PM (0OP+5)

246 What was in those envelopes at HW's funeral

Still one of the unsolved mysteries of that period, along with why Trump didn't torpedo the Q thing if he really had nothing to do with it

Posted by: azjaeger at May 18, 2022 11:05 PM (3/XaG)

247 -
Haribo gummy bears has the most obnoxious insufferable commercials on TV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 11:03 PM -
--
------

Word.

Posted by: HeadOn (apply directly to the forehead) at May 18, 2022 11:06 PM (NTUk0)

248 Hairbo gummy bears hibernate in your colon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 11:06 PM (4ErMj)

249 >>> breaks out JAMZ*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Jams?

GLARE
Posted by: Miklos, breaking out the cool retro OPs for the season at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (b0ajG)


I believe if one desired to depart with any of their jams they would more properly "kick out the jams"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 11:06 PM (0fVbu)

250 War here? War there? Or war everywhere?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

251 221

I see.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:07 PM (+yRVj)

252 How do you finish poached dog?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (8WMkA)

A cream sauce of course.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 11:07 PM (XIJ/X)

253 206 -
We are currently witnessing there is no limit to human stupidity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---------------

We are the one's losing money, not them
We are the one's losing cohesion, not them

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 11:07 PM (KeYSV)

254 I can only do so much to prepare. We are not as well off as some people here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I am cooking/smoking/canning good food by the gallon. This will increase as the fresh stuff comes in.

If glass Mason jars might survive transit, I will be happy to sent a dozen or two quarts.

Posted by: Economical Prepper Miklos, who lives near the SC State Farmers market at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (b0ajG)

255 220 had some grey wicker shoes. Sockless, just like Don Johnson.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



More like crocs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (8WMkA)

256 Who would eat a product that has a warning on it:

*May cause Anal Leakage*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (A3uq/)

257 -
War here? War there? Or war everywhere?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 11:06 PM -
--
---

There war. There castle.

Posted by: Eye Gore at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (NTUk0)

258 228

Bartering could be the newest cool thing )

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (+yRVj)

259 Bertram Cabot Jr @ 250-
War here. I don't care about war anywhere else.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (0OP+5)

260 252 How do you finish poached dog?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 10:05 PM (8WMkA)

A cream sauce of course.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 11:07 PM (XIJ/X

Honey, where's Fido?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (A3uq/)

261 256 Who would eat a product that has a warning on it:

*May cause Anal Leakage*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (A3uq/)

----------

They should give some odds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)

262 207 I'm Prairie Dogging!
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (sReZj


Which National Lampoon vacation is that from?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (A3uq/)


I heard it by Jon Lovitz, in an interview I think.

Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (sReZj)

263

Kat Timpf is particularly fetching this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (++5D/)

264 I believe if one desired to depart with any of their jams they would more properly "kick out the jams"
Posted by: banana Dream

Not an 80s kid

Might actually be 29

Posted by: Miklosian Assessments LLP at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (b0ajG)

265 By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach."
Posted by: Tom Servo

Literally - 'candy ass'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 11:10 PM (Msys3)

266 I'm Prairie Dogging!
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (sReZj


Which National Lampoon vacation is that from?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (A3uq/)


I heard it by Jon Lovitz, in an interview I think.
Posted by: davidt

Rat Race

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 11:10 PM (r26XY)

267 I heard it by Jon Lovitz, in an interview I think.
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (sReZj


I remember that now! Maybe the girl who played Chase's daughter said the turtle head line. They were in the car and he didn't want to stop. The Wally World one

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:10 PM (A3uq/)

268
Which National Lampoon vacation is that from?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (A3uq/)

I heard it by Jon Lovitz, in an interview I think.
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (sReZj)

I remember it from that movie Lovitz was in "Rat Race". Not a good movie overall, but it had some hilarious scenes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)

269 I need...

A man

A Real...

MAN

I love it when you comment like that.....

*Moans of Extasy*

Posted by: Kat Timpf at May 18, 2022 11:11 PM (b0ajG)

270
Who would eat a product that has a warning on it:

*May cause Anal Leakage*
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Buy Flex-Seal underwear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 11:12 PM (63Dwl)

271 265 By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach."
Posted by: Tom Servo

Literally - 'candy ass'.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 11:10 PM (Msys3)

A grizzly tale.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 11:12 PM (4ErMj)

272 -
I'm Prairie Dogging!
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 18, 2022 10:51 PM (sReZj

Which National Lampoon vacation is that from?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 10:53 PM (A3uq/)

I heard it by Jon Lovitz, in an interview I think.
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM -
--
---

Rat Race

Posted by: irright at May 18, 2022 11:13 PM (NTUk0)

273 Pic - That barn was almost certainly painted with red lead..Reeeeee! Hazardous site! EPA suits, 'experts' must be called in!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2022 11:14 PM (Xnr/7)

274

Emily Campagno is not looking half-bad, either, since she's lost a couple of stone...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:14 PM (++5D/)

275 -
Kat Timpf is particularly fetching this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM -
--
---

Kat Timpf, if used improperly, may cause anal leakage.

Posted by: Important Safety Tip at May 18, 2022 11:15 PM (NTUk0)

276 Anal blowout > anal leakage

Posted by: Taco Bell at May 18, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)

277 So how much is the Big Guy getting from the sale of each ICM 1/72 scale MiG-29 in which only the decals are different from previous releases by ICM?

If you want to look at the instructions, Scale Mates has them for download.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7kmukb

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 11:16 PM (zLI2m)

278
Gorge "Arbusto" Bush made a fool of himself recently.

He really is stupid. Stupider than biden.
biden has half a brain.
bush was born stupid.

https://youtu.be/cTaI4e5twz0

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (QCgzR)

279 Which word is "dogs"?

Posted by: Theodore at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (GJnvT)

280 I can only do so much to prepare. We are not as well off as some people here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 11:04 PM (ydkH5)

Here in Cook County, I pretty much feel like "Why no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

Posted by: GOPe at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (kOpft)

281 Good evening Horde
Looking for a wry comment
Not tonight, sorry

Posted by: Captain Haiku at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (o55mS)

282 Com'on!
No Sous Vide.....or whatever you call it?!
Sorry CBD...just messin' with ya....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (+yRVj)

283 911 operator is suspended after HANGING UP on Buffalo supermarket worker who called for help as white supremacist gunned down 10 people

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (KeYSV)

284 Has the PA drama been finalized yet? Or are the Buicks still rolling in?

Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (sReZj)

285 >>> Kat Timpf is particularly fetching this evening...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (++5D/)


She's a proto se cupp you know. She's just in the earlier cute stage they use when they're attracting a mate but one day she'll enter her chrysalis and come back out on cnn.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (0fVbu)

286 I don't know how to smoke or can anything. I have some canned and non perishable stuff but not enough to last months. And months So when people tell me " I have enough food for a year " I think "Good for you" but it's irrelevant to my situation . I may not even be here in six months, even without starving to death.

,


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (sj078)

287 Ugh. Off, fake opposition sock.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2022 11:19 PM (kOpft)

288 I've got a van and it's loaded with weapons.

Packed up and ready to go.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2022 11:20 PM (9otr5)

289 Best scene in Rat Race by far was the visit to the Barbie Museum, that his daughter demanded they stop at. Turned out it was the Klaus Barbie Museum.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)

290 *find Members Only jacket in back of closet*
Posted by: Cicero


* ponders zebra-striped Zubaz pants *

* realizes they're not really that stretchy *

* thanks TPTB *

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 11:20 PM (P1f+c)

291 I've got a van and it's loaded with weapons.

Packed up and ready to go.
Posted by: blaster

And Half a tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 11:21 PM (r26XY)

292 don't know how to smoke or can anything. I have some canned and non perishable stuff but not enough to last months. And months So when people tell me " I have enough food for a year " I think "Good for you" but it's irrelevant to my situation . I may not even be here in six months, even without starving to death.

,


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 11:17 PM (sj07

You’ll be fine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 11:21 PM (4ErMj)

293 I would like to be of comfort to the Turkish girl whose boyfriend died of pier pressure
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2022 10:37 PM (U1eOr)



Have her bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 18, 2022 11:21 PM (3aLWR)

294 "Barn Red" color originally came from paint home-made from iron-rich dirt and milk.

Posted by: Important Safety Tip at May 18, 2022 11:22 PM (NTUk0)

295

I thought it was a full tank of gas and half a packet of Camels...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:22 PM (++5D/)

296 There's food in them there hills.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:22 PM (A3uq/)

297
Have her vaccinated and boosted, too!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 18, 2022 11:22 PM (QCgzR)

298 My van is loaded with candy.

Posted by: David French at May 18, 2022 11:22 PM (XG2Fi)

299 I also have no weapons except for spiritual ones.

I

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 11:23 PM (sj078)

300 294 "Barn Red" color originally came from paint home-made from iron-rich dirt and milk.
Posted by: Important Safety Tip at May 18, 2022 11:22 PM (NTUk0)

Red onion skin was the original egg coloring for Easter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:23 PM (A3uq/)

301 >>> Anal blowout
Posted by: Taco Bell at May 18, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)


So, there I was going into the turn on the last lap...

Posted by: Taco Bell 350 at the Brown Bowl at May 18, 2022 11:23 PM (0fVbu)

302 Sock delenda est.

Posted by: irright at May 18, 2022 11:23 PM (NTUk0)

303
I thought it was a full tank of gas and half a packet of Camels...
Posted by: Zettai

You're right. 106 miles to chicago we got a full ta k of case a half a pack of cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 11:24 PM (r26XY)

304 Fenelon, even rice and lentils or beans is a start. Even if you can get by for two weeks that is a start. You will have to find your happiness elsewhere, but it is a complete protein and calories. Oatmeal is OK too.
You can buy bulk, bag by bag for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

305 If food becomes scare, maybe Mexico will send us care packages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:24 PM (A3uq/)

306 Dry beans are one of the first things to have.

Posted by: irright at May 18, 2022 11:25 PM (NTUk0)

307 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 11:21 PM (4ErMj)

Thanks. Yes. Romans 14:8

Good night everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 11:25 PM (sj078)

308 Best scene in Rat Race by far was the visit to the Barbie Museum, that his daughter demanded they stop at. Turned out it was the Klaus Barbie Museum.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Klaus Barbie? He was a bad guy.

Whatever happened to him?
And now, he's got a museum.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 18, 2022 11:25 PM (tjZg/)

309 305 If food becomes scare, maybe Mexico will send us care packages.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:24 PM (A3uq/)

----------

I'll survive on ramen noodles, mild chiles and tomato soup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 11:25 PM (XG2Fi)

310 Kat Timpf is particularly fetching this evening...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:09 PM (++5D/)

in your future

I see a, I see, a Lenscrafters

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 11:26 PM (us2H3)

311 280
Don't worry too much.
Grab a bag of rice, some beans, tomatoes. We'll all get through it....
We're Americans!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:26 PM (+yRVj)

312 I've found if you get tired of beating off with your right hand then you switch to the left hand.... I'm just saying...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 18, 2022 11:26 PM (+ldAm)

313 Klaus Barbie? He was a bad guy.

Whatever happened to him?
And now, he's got a museum.


Living a different life with Klaus Ken.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 11:27 PM (vvLKM)

314 256 Who would eat a product that has a warning on it:

*May cause Anal Leakage*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (A3uq/)


Who are Shep Smith, ANderson Cooper and That hunky Don Lemonchiffon for 500 AlaBAMA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2022 11:29 PM (8WMkA)

315

The sapphic tension on the set of Gutfeld! this evening is palpable...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:30 PM (++5D/)

316 May cause Anal Leakage*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:08 PM (A3uq/)


Who are Shep Smith, ANderson Cooper and That hunky Don Lemonchiffon for 500 AlaBAMA
Posted by: Misanthropic Hum

Feature not a bug for some

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2022 11:30 PM (r26XY)

317 >>> Red onion skin was the original egg coloring for Easter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2022 11:23 PM (A3uq/)


I've always really hated the smell of vinegar and as a result never cared for dyeing eggs.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 11:30 PM (0fVbu)

318 Night, Fen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 11:30 PM (4ErMj)

319 The sapphic tension on the set of Gutfeld! this evening is palpable...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:30 PM (++5D/)


Frogs?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 11:31 PM (xhaym)

320 319 The sapphic tension on the set of Gutfeld! this evening is palpable...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 11:30 PM (++5D/)

Frogs?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 11:31 PM (xhaym)

-----------

That would be Gallic tension.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)

321 Amazing how the most egregious criminality by SpongeBrain ShitPants and his Horrific Spawn is just ignored/justified, while Trump and his family were and are subjected to endless investigations and accusations for doing NOTHING wrong.

Really getting tired of this shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 11:33 PM (l9bFg)

322 I don't know if barns were ever commonly painted with red lead. That's a fairly expensive material. Red iron oxide is much cheaper, and a closer color match to most barn red I see, like on my own red barn.

Red lead was used as a metal primer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 11:34 PM (Nwtwl)

323 296

Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.
Foraging is your best option. Make sure you know what you're looking for....:

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:34 PM (+yRVj)

324 Sapphic palpation is one of our most popular channels.

Posted by: Porn INC at May 18, 2022 11:35 PM (NTUk0)

325 "Furkan Ciftci" is an Epic Name. Sounds like the bad guy in the original Highlander.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 11:37 PM (l9bFg)

326 Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.
Foraging is your best option. Make sure you know what you're looking for....:
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:34 PM (+yRVj)

Root crops. Carrots, taters, turnips, beets, parsnips. Most of those keep well in winter storage, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 11:37 PM (Nwtwl)

327 this hockey game ..

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 11:39 PM (lgeFv)

328 -
Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.
Foraging is your best option. Make sure you know what you're looking for....:
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:34 PM (+yRVj) -
---
-------------

I hear there are oysters all over the place up there.

Posted by: irright at May 18, 2022 11:40 PM (NTUk0)

329 Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

---------

Food is where you find it, missy.

Posted by: George Donner at May 18, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)

330 They are taking preorders for a "Ghost of Kyiv" boxing of a MiG-29 model and say some of the proceeds will go to the Ukrainian armed forces. Cheese whiz.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (3/XaG)


I mentioned that on some morning thread when it showed up as a new release showed up on scalemates. It's hilarious, from what I gather, they aren't even changing decals, it's literally just a new box.

Posted by: spindrift at May 18, 2022 11:42 PM (y81ty)

331 >>> I'll survive on ramen noodles, mild chiles and tomato

In college I remember some guys at the dorm had a giant crate of ramen noodle packages. About the size of a closet. Thousands of bags. Some group of guys in the past got together and bought it together from a grocery supply warehouse and it was just passed on from group to group. No one remembered who it originated with though and it was still there years later when I left the dorm. I had some and other people did. It may have predated man or the universe. You'd try all sorts of combos of cheap additions to make it taste different. But it was still ramen.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 11:44 PM (0fVbu)

332 Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

---------

Food is where you find it, missy.
Posted by: George Donner at May 18, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)

You can't expect everything you need to just fall out of the sky.

Posted by: Ryan Wilder at May 18, 2022 11:44 PM (kOpft)

333 Oh, never mind, the ICM MiG-29 decals are new. I thought they already had a pixel camo version.

Posted by: spindrift at May 18, 2022 11:47 PM (y81ty)

334 286
Get yourself an inexpensive pressure canner. Canning tomatoes is surprisingly easy. You can probably find one real cheap on Craigslist....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:50 PM (+yRVj)

335 Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

---------

Food is where you find it, missy.
Posted by: George Donner at May 18, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)

You can't expect everything you need to just fall out of the sky.
Posted by: Ryan Wilder at May 18, 2022 11:44 PM (kOpft)

Like manna?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2022 11:50 PM (4I/2K)

336 Mmmm. Manna-cotti.

Posted by: George Donner at May 18, 2022 11:51 PM (XG2Fi)

337
Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

Grow Folger's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

338 Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

Grow Folger's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 11:52 PM (63Dwl)


There are other options.

Posted by: zombie Pablo Escobar at May 18, 2022 11:57 PM (FUxB1)

339 And, yes, the mountain oysters are passable.

Posted by: George Donner at May 18, 2022 11:57 PM (NTUk0)

340 Get yourself an inexpensive pressure canner. Canning tomatoes is surprisingly easy. You can probably find one real cheap on Craigslist....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 18, 2022 11:50 PM (+yRVj)


I bought a new Presto canner 12 years or so ago, I financed it by bringing lunch to work for a month instead of eating hamburgers. I more than made that money back.
Even a stock pot with a rack in the bottom is a good idea to can fruit.

You can dry fruit simply enough by putting cut up fruit on baking sheets in your car on a hot summer day. It is better to have a dryer, but you can do it in open sun in your back porch if that is what you have.

Oh, and buy lids now. Don't wait until later.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 11:58 PM (xhaym)

341 > Saginaw man shot woman once by accident, then 8 more times, victim testifies

History repeats itself.

Many years ago we had a murder case here where the defendant's lawyer actually claimed that he shot his wife/gf "by accident". Nine times.

He did not get off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp)

342 >>>Hey Boo-Boo, let's eat these tourists, they taste like picnic baskets.

>I like the one where the animal lover was snuggling with Boo-Boo and he ripped into her face because she had salmon fillet on her breath and chin. Pro-Tip: Feed the animal before you snuggle and wash your face.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2022 12:00 AM (dp3Bn)

343 https://tinyurl.com/5n7srydv
20 Tweets from Bad Blue


The last video is very disturbing. Perp walked using his Black Privilege

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 12:00 AM (2JoB8)

344 326
These are what I grow, and well.
But that soyboy from the city...well maybe dandelions might be good for xiM....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 12:02 AM (+yRVj)

345 I've heard very good things about Forjars canning lids. I'm going to try them out.

Posted by: NCKate at May 19, 2022 12:02 AM (2oJif)

346 Dear Fen, Your spiritual weapons are perhaps the most potent of all. I fervently hope and pray that you are restored to good health.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 12:03 AM (a4EWo)

347 Many years ago we had a murder case here where the defendant's lawyer actually claimed that he shot his wife/gf "by accident". Nine times.

----------

The reloading probably did him in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2022 12:06 AM (XG2Fi)

348 126 Never attempt to dry a pet in the oven.
Fuck's sake. Use the air fryer or toaster. Like a normal person.
Posted by: alternate universe SPCA

I remember the good old days, before HOA rules, when you could just hang them on the clothesline outside.
Pet bats were the easiest to hang.
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 10:26 PM (P1f+c)

Reminds me of Japanese warning labels I read back in the 90's. One was for a knife set:"Keep knifes out of children."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2022 12:08 AM (ynpvh)

349 Fen, everything {Debby} just said...

Posted by: Theodore at May 19, 2022 12:08 AM (GJnvT)

350 342 >>>Hey Boo-Boo, let's eat these tourists, they taste like picnic baskets.

>I like the one where the animal lover was snuggling with Boo-Boo and he ripped into her face because she had salmon fillet on her breath and chin. Pro-Tip: Feed the animal before you snuggle and wash your face.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2022 12:00 AM (dp3Bn)

maybe also brush your teeth and gargle some mouthwash.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2022 12:09 AM (ynpvh)

351 337
Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

Grow Folger's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

You tink we ship coffee in these bags? No Senor, what's really in the bags is white oro, mountain grown.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and Donkey at May 19, 2022 12:11 AM (ynpvh)

352 Honestly
You really can grow much in the mountains. I.was just trying to diflect
Never mind..?.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 12:11 AM (+yRVj)

353 ...No Senor, what's really in the bags is white oro, mountain grown.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and Donkey at May 19, 2022 12:11 AM



Juan Valdez' "donkey" was actually a mule named Conchita...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:14 AM (ck5Ug)

354 330 They are taking preorders for a "Ghost of Kyiv" boxing of a MiG-29 model and say some of the proceeds will go to the Ukrainian armed forces. Cheese whiz.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 18, 2022 10:59 PM (3/XaG)

I mentioned that on some morning thread when it showed up as a new release showed up on scalemates. It's hilarious, from what I gather, they aren't even changing decals, it's literally just a new box.

What? No nose art? Couldn't they find a pic of the plane?

Posted by: azjaeger at May 19, 2022 12:15 AM (3/XaG)

355 353 ...No Senor, what's really in the bags is white oro, mountain grown.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and Donkey at May 19, 2022 12:11 AM

Juan Valdez' "donkey" was actually a mule named Conchita...
Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:14 AM (ck5Ug)

Not the way shee felt. Shee identify as donkey.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and Donkey at May 19, 2022 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

356 I'm out for the night. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2022 12:17 AM (ynpvh)

357 We stand for dope, deviant sex, and all kinds of other stuff that has something to do with opening Gibraltar's borders to the Basques and China. Make sure to subscribe to Gibreason Magazine. We have coke dealers to pay.

Posted by: Gibraltarian Party at May 19, 2022 12:17 AM (o0I+B)

358 The sapphic tension on the set of Gutfeld! this evening is palpable...
Posted by: Zettai

Sapphic

Oh yes

Kat, give a xer a NattyDaddy and get it ON

Posted by: Kat Timpf's tri-sexual sister at May 19, 2022 12:18 AM (b0ajG)

359 Ww2 movie where they only had enough white lead or red lead to paint half the sub so they mixed it and got pink. Operation Petticoat?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 19, 2022 12:20 AM (3Or4S)

360 The weirdest model thing I can remember was a late 60s rebox of WW2 planes as hippie aircraft. As a little kid I remember my dad building one, probably cause it was on clearance. It was a 1\72 SBD that came with flower decals and such. I remember he did it without any markings like it was civilian.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 19, 2022 12:22 AM (3/XaG)

361

I should be little surprised to learn that Timpf had crossed the Strait of Mytilini a time or two... She is a libertarian after all!

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:23 AM (wiX2U)

362
We stand for dope, deviant sex, and all kinds of other stuff that has something to do with opening Gibraltar's borders to the Basques and China. Make sure to subscribe to Gibreason Magazine. We have coke dealers to pay.
Posted by: Gibraltarian Party


I listen to all the greatest hits on K97 The ROCK of Gibraltar!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 12:24 AM (63Dwl)

363 Half of Biden's Twatter followers are reportedly fake.

Just like his voters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)

364 Nine times.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if my client fired only nine rounds, his innocence abounds.

Posted by: jackie chiles at May 19, 2022 12:25 AM (KFhLj)

365 340

It's actually possible to construct an outdoor dryer, without any power needed, just sun. Many places online.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 12:26 AM (+yRVj)

366

I was more surprised to learn that half of Biden's Tw*tter followers were real!

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:26 AM (wiX2U)

367 Official Announcement

KatTimpCorp is seeking a personal manager, masseur, ball boy and Financial Advisor

Ligualistic skills an advantage

Posted by: KatTimpfCorp at May 19, 2022 12:28 AM (b0ajG)

368

Is the Fifth Circuit Court's ruling against the Security and Exchange Commission's internal tribunals something?

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:29 AM (wiX2U)

369 Well holy cow you guys!
So many conversations.
Gonna hang back and lurk for now.
Y'all are a giant kick!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 12:32 AM (+yRVj)

370 Is the Fifth Circuit Court's ruling against the Security and Exchange Commission's internal tribunals something?

If by something you mean something that will get slapped down by SCOTUS, probably. I like the ruling, so it won't stand.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 19, 2022 12:33 AM (vvLKM)

371 I have just realized that Zettai and I could stay up all night playing comment badminton.

No pants, though, 'cause why?

Posted by: Miklos, for your dining, dancing, and commenting Pleasure at May 19, 2022 12:34 AM (b0ajG)

372 Is the Fifth Circuit Court's ruling

if any fucking cock fucking sucking court decides anything about me or my life, they they need to do the cock fucking sucking live on TV

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo, as channeled by yer pal Miklos at May 19, 2022 12:37 AM (b0ajG)

373 If, like me, anyone was out enjoying fine weather and not paying attention to the news today, Weird Gal Yankoff Bitch has stepped down from Biden's Ministry of Truth.

Why? Because people were being mean to her on Twitter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:38 AM (bW8dp)

374 ...I like the ruling, so it won't stand.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 19, 2022 12:33 AM



I can see this snowballing into a second look at Wickard v Filburn...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:39 AM (wiX2U)

375

Chavez the Hugo...

*le sigh...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:41 AM (wiX2U)

376

Scary Poppins > Weird Gal Jankowicz

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:42 AM (wiX2U)

377 29-year-old problem:

I have to take my own friggin' stool sample (I'm not complaining, as the alternative is a colonoscopy, and I'm not one of these guys who actually enjoys having a Black and Decker Snake Light jammed up his ass).

How it works is a piece of paper with adhesive on the edges that you stick over the toilet bowl and do your business. Then you swab it and put the swab in a vial to take to the lab. The paper is flushable, along with the rest of the poop that's on it.

But I keep "choking" when it comes time to do the deed.

Something about shitting on a piece of paper strikes my bowels as wrong.

Any advice?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

378 Well, I officiated at a Viking funeral today. I was fresh out of dead Vikings, but I did burn an old wreck of a rotten plywood boat, cutting it up, and stuffing the pieces in my burn barrel. It burned up real good. Scarcely even any ashes left.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 12:42 AM (BYeGw)

379 I can see this snowballing into a second look at Wickard v Filburn...
Posted by: Zettai

FUN FACT

The Filburn family still owns the World's Largest Ball of Twine

50 cents and you can see it

Posted by: Jugdemental Road Trip Miklos at May 19, 2022 12:43 AM (b0ajG)

380 Kat is a bit skinny. I'm surprised by the fact she continues to fascinate here.

Also, didn't she sort of go all Never Trump or something not long ago?

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2022 12:44 AM (NLIak)

381 Any advice?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

Just float a clean aluminum pie plate, or similar disposable vessel on the water in the bowl, line it with TP, and take the dump on that. Snag your sample, and use tongs, or fingers armored in TP to pick the edge of the plate, and dump the remainder in the bowl. Place the pie plate in the trash.

BTDT

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 12:46 AM (BYeGw)

382 If you are choking, I think you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 12:48 AM (a4EWo)

383 >Just float a clean aluminum pie plate, or similar disposable vessel on the water in the bowl, line it with TP, and take the dump on that.

Hmm... I think I've got a couple of those hanging around.

Thanks for the idea!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)

384 Chavez the Hugo...
*le sigh...
Posted by: Zettai

When my days come to an end, I hope there will be a virtual Miklos..

My god....It's full of stars!

And socks, as many as the stars.....



Posted by: Firmamental Miklos at May 19, 2022 12:49 AM (b0ajG)

385 If you are choking, I think you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*large smile*

Posted by: Miklos at May 19, 2022 12:50 AM (b0ajG)

386 Any advice?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

Just float a clean aluminum pie plate, or similar disposable vessel on the water in the bowl, line it with TP, and take the dump on that. Snag your sample, and use tongs, or fingers armored in TP to pick the edge of the plate, and dump the remainder in the bowl. Place the pie plate in the trash.

BTDT
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 12:46 AM (BYeGw)

Wear nitrile gloves (double up), then afterwards disinfect the bathroom, tongs, pie plate, and trashcan with a flamethrower. Then move.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)

387 Place the pie plate in the trash.

BTDT

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 12:46 AM (BYeGw)


Now wait a minute. Why not recycle and use it to make a mud slide pie?

Posted by: Guys Who Enjoy Anal Leakage at May 19, 2022 12:51 AM (ldL4g)

388

I should be utterly at a loss to explain why I find Kat Timpf so intriguing...

Even her insipid giggling sets my balls aboil!

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:51 AM (FUWOx)

389 Miklos, I wish this for you too, just not any time soon. Before you go, could I be the first franchisee of your used sock emporium??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 12:51 AM (a4EWo)

390 Tonight is the first time I heard this performance of "The Air That I Breathe" sung by Albert Hammond. This performance perfectly captures the essence of the song.

If you, even in the most minor of ways, were touched by this song, I ask you to discover the music of Nick Drake. Mr. Drake was a profoundly gifted songwriter, singer, and guitarist whose demons caused him to commit suicide. Such profound work and then that. Sometimes I give up trying to understand anything.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 12:53 AM (2mSQi)

391 Just float a clean aluminum pie plate

Yep

$12 for parts, $800 for labor

Posted by: Miklos, honest mechanic at May 19, 2022 12:54 AM (b0ajG)

392 I wish this for you too, just not any time soon. Before you go, could I be the first franchisee of your used sock emporium??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Of course.

They will be washed and disinfected per Ebay rules.

Posted by: pre-owned Miklos, but in good shape considering at May 19, 2022 12:56 AM (b0ajG)

393 ...Any advice?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2022 12:42 AM



Can you run the paper through the printer and put Biden's mug on it first?

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:56 AM (FUWOx)

394 The Horde seems sluggish tonight, perhaps some gummy bears are in order, forget about the aluminum pie plate though, you might need a stockpot.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 12:57 AM (a4EWo)

395 Even her insipid giggling sets my balls aboil!

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:51 AM (FUWOx)


A 'no conversation zone' with her is a libido enhancement.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 12:57 AM (ldL4g)

396 Almost 2300 here. Time to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2022 12:57 AM (BYeGw)

397

A malaise of sorts seems to have befallen the ONT crew... I can't recall when we'd last made 500 poasts by midnight, Eastern Time...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 12:59 AM (FUWOx)

398 Night, AOP.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 12:59 AM (a4EWo)

399 Can you run the paper through the printer and put Biden's mug on it first?
Posted by: Zettai

One must first perform de Lime in de Coconut procedure.

Posted by: Miklos, who read the User Guide for once at May 19, 2022 01:00 AM (b0ajG)

400 Night, AOP.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Is it night or morning there?

Posted by: Miklos, no access to maps or time zones at May 19, 2022 01:01 AM (b0ajG)

401 Even her insipid giggling sets my balls aboil!

Posted by: Zettai

My "safe Word" is


"Number Six will shock you"

Posted by: Miklos knows the One Weird Trick at May 19, 2022 01:03 AM (b0ajG)

402 Night, AOP.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Is it night or morning there?
Posted by: Miklos, no access to maps or time zones

Are you speaking biblically or chronometerly?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 01:05 AM (2mSQi)

403 This the ONT that try Moron's souls.

The Daywalker and Happy Hour commenter shall not be regretted for their Absence.

Posted by: Miklos, what a Paine at May 19, 2022 01:07 AM (b0ajG)

404 Are you speaking biblically or chronometerly?
Posted by: Lost In Space

If AOP has the Longitude, I am sure some lady had the Latitude.

Posted by: Miklos, dead reckoning at May 19, 2022 01:09 AM (b0ajG)

405 It's Depp-Heard lawsuit fatigue.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2022 01:10 AM (4I/2K)

406

Regarding that shitshow, I've decided that Heard is a '1', in spite of the crazy...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 01:12 AM (igwk2)

407 Chris Wallace is getting a "Prime Time" Sunday show CNN. Such a return on the $12 million spent on his saggy ass. I can wait for Mark Dice to light that saggy ass up.

Speaking of saggy asses, no one ever said, does this mean Brian Stelter is about to be fed to rodents?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 01:13 AM (2mSQi)

408 >> A malaise of sorts seems to have befallen the ONT crew...

For me, just tiredness. I've been doing garden work. Got to get the eee-lectric fence back up and operational, plus add another layer. Damned deer. There was a fucking herd out here in the field last night.

And with that, I'm out myself. One post and done.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

409 I've been abducted by aliens about a dozen times but they just have me bussing tables.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (0fVbu)

To Serve Man

Posted by: Consider yourself lucky at May 19, 2022 01:14 AM (04kFa)

410 publius, Is the lady of the house awake or is she indisposed?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 01:16 AM (a4EWo)

411 I've been abducted by aliens about a dozen times but they just have me bussing tables.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (0fVbu)

Lucky. They got me cleaning and re-organizing the walk-in cooler.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2022 01:17 AM (4I/2K)

412 It's Depp-Heard lawsuit fatigue.
Posted by: Count de Monet

BREAKING

Depp donates to Ukraine

"Shit on that" says Heard

Posted by: MiklosWatch at May 19, 2022 01:21 AM (b0ajG)

413 I hit the library yesterday, stocked up on some books, so me thinks it might be a good time to read and eventually sleep, good night, Horde, it has been a pleasure as always.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2022 01:23 AM (a4EWo)

414 I've been abducted by aliens about a dozen times but they just have me bussing tables.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (0fVbu)

Lucky. They got me cleaning and re-organizing the walk-in cooler.
Posted by: Count de Monet

If the waitresses tip/put out, not so bad

Posted by: Food and Beverage Sector Miklos at May 19, 2022 01:23 AM (b0ajG)

415 >> publius, Is the lady of the house awake or is she indisposed?

She's in the shower right now -- she says she'll text you in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)

416 Shithouse rat crazy Amber Heard is a One.
She finally wore something that showed off her modest curves.

Her younger sister looks a lot like her, but has more of a 'ridden hard and put away wet' look. Seems to be just as crazy, too.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 19, 2022 01:26 AM (04kFa)

417 She's in the shower right now -- she says she'll text you in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:24 AM



He says, with no link to the live-action webcam...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 01:26 AM (BgO8B)

418 publius, Is the lady of the house awake or is she indisposed?

She's in the shower right now -- she says she'll text you in about 10 minutes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Ax her if she drives around topless

Posted by: Miklos does dat Daily at May 19, 2022 01:26 AM (b0ajG)

419 He says, with no link to the live-action webcam...
Posted by: Zettai

Bitcoin PPV

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at May 19, 2022 01:27 AM (b0ajG)

420 Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Budget prepper tip. Buy dehydrated potatoes. Around here Ore/Ida or Idahoan 26 oz box goes for about $4. There are 34 servings in a box and a good deal of nutrition. Easy to fix. Just boil water. Interestingly, dehydrated potatoes are the primary food provided by the UN in distressed areas.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 19, 2022 01:29 AM (hCQwg)

421
I'm not gonna comment on that. Danger, Will Robinson! I might want to, but I'd better not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)

422

ISTR that Her Grace does, in fact, drive the 'stang whilst topless (and top down!) from time to time...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 01:31 AM (BgO8B)

423
I can confirm Her Grace likes to drive the motorcar topless.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

424 Mmmmm. White Castles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2022 01:37 AM (dNqv+)

425
Just came across this. Peer-reviewed paper in medical journal detailing all this Covid and vaccine outrages. This thing lays it all all, summarizing everything we know so far:

https://tinyurl.com/y27w2s5z

The truth is coming out. Stuff like this gets published. He notes in particular how curious it was the authorities all over discouraged autopsies of both Covid death victims, and vaccinees.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

426 I can confirm Her Grace likes to drive the motorcar topless.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I now have two (2) convertibles. Publius and Miley have seen the one, Friend from Baltimore has seen the other.

I do not need a Third , but I want

Oh baby I want a 1964-5 suicide pop top Lincoln

Okra Inspections should be done with Class

Posted by: A Miklos Boy can aspire at May 19, 2022 01:39 AM (b0ajG)

427 392

This is why I love this place!
DDS! MIklos!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 01:46 AM (+yRVj)

428
Some excitement in Ft. Inn tonight. I was getting gas for the truck a while back, $4.29. As I was pumping gas, I saw this clunker of a little shit box coming down the highway.

Ft. Inn po-po was sitting the parking lot across the street for the gas station. He turns on his blue lights, and goes after the shit-box. It looks just a normal traffic stop. He turns the blue lights on, and sort of "beeps" the siren.

Well, the idiot in the shitbox tried to run. He floored it, little 4 cylinder sounding off pathetically.

Well, Buford T. ain't havin' none of that. On go the sirens wide open, even more blue lights start flashing, and Buford floors his SUV cruiser like a bat out of hell. Sounds like a race car at WOT.

I have no idea what happened after that. Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)

429 Fen, I hope you are still reading... I am praying a 9 month novena (Annunciation to Christmas). You are on my intercession list. I am praying intently for you by name. Dear sister.

Posted by: sassy at May 19, 2022 01:48 AM (xSICi)

430 ...Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:46 AM



Someone ridin' dirty...

Posted by: Zettai at May 19, 2022 01:50 AM (zbyfN)

431 Well,no. You can't grow much food in the mountains.

I'm at 3300ft . My gardening zone is the same as Anchorage Alaska. I grow spuds, onions, green beans, tomatoes, cabbage, pickling cukes, carrots, peas and leafy stuff. I also grow raspberries, blackberries, strawberries and apples.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 19, 2022 01:52 AM (hCQwg)

432 Mmmmm. White Castles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2022 01:37 AM (dNqv+)


The one near me closed. COVID-1984 got it, along with an IHOP a little farther away. I could see why the IHOP closed as in-restaurant dining was shut down for a long time and IHOP is not a take out place, but I didn't understand why a take out not-so-cheap burger joint closed. Well, I guess I answered my own question. The Mickey D's basic hamburger was a couple of bites more than a White Castle slider but around the same price.

Didn't go to White Castle often, but when you got a craving for it, you really got a craving for it. And it was 'a couple of blocks walking' close, a real bonus.

With the runaway inflation we are having, I can see a lot of lower priced chain eat-in restaurants going bye-bye. I've heard Pizza The Hut was not doing well financially because of 'no eat in' COVID-1984 decrees. But now with this inflation, I don't see how it can survive.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 01:53 AM (ldL4g)

433 The truth is coming out. Stuff like this gets published. He notes in particular how curious it was the authorities all over discouraged autopsies of both Covid death victims, and vaccinees.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)


When the grifter graft is in, the autopsies are out.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 01:55 AM (ldL4g)

434 >> Someone ridin' dirty...

Yep, or just an idiot. It's hard to tell, but logically, I'd assume he had something in the car he didn't want Buford to find, or he had some sort of warrant. That's the only logical explanation to run like that, and in a piece of shit.

But logical explanations just don't apply with these idiots, of course.

I was quite impressed with Buford T's SUV acceleration. I don't know what he had under the hood -- Ft. Inn Po-po have had these things for a couple of years.

When Buford floored it, that thing jumped and was on the shit box like stink on shit. They disappeared quickly over a hill. I drove back that way to see if I could see any aftermath, but nothing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)

435 Thanks for the ODB link, Fenelon. A nice reminder that we have to seek spiritual food as physical. Apropos of which, Mr.b and I have been buying a little extra, off and on. A couple cans of vegetables or meat at a time, a box of pasta and it starts adding up. (Also picked up a can of freeze dried food or two as we could budget for it.) Sorry you have this stress added to that of your physical illness.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at May 19, 2022 02:00 AM (0cQ8W)

436 431

I can kick it with root veggies. However I'm at 8k in the Rockies. Berry plants aren't easy, but there are some - honeyberries, some strawberries, gooseberries, and others...
No way here for raspberries though...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 02:00 AM (+yRVj)

437 I spent a good portion of the 70's and early 80's at 8000 ft or higher.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 19, 2022 02:02 AM (hCQwg)

438 Someone ridin' dirty...
Posted by: Zettai

BREAKING

WHO mandates sustainable free-range okra-based contraceptives

"More okra, less people" says General Ursus Ghebreyesus

Posted by: Miklos from AP at May 19, 2022 02:04 AM (b0ajG)

439 Time to bid good night...
As always I totally dig you guys!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2022 02:07 AM (+yRVj)

440 The UN gives you a box of dehydrated potatoes. "Great," you think, and you add the water. Before you know it, those potatoes are marching around in blue helmets, raping everything that moves. Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Person in a distressed area at May 19, 2022 02:09 AM (o0I+B)

441 >> WHO mandates sustainable free-range okra-based contraceptives

Be as effective as the Coof vax, 'cause everyone knows okra is a powerful aphrodisiac and fertility enhancer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:09 AM (Mzdiz)

442
You know the "sireens" scene from "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

That's what it's like during the peak of the Okra Moon.

You don't want to know what happens under a Super Okra Blood Blue Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:12 AM (Mzdiz)

443 Be as effective as the Coof vax, 'cause everyone knows okra is a powerful aphrodisiac and fertility enhancer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I am putting $$ into the Publius and Miley chirrren 529 accounts.

Posted by: Miklos Harpootlian, Clempson gradumate at May 19, 2022 02:15 AM (b0ajG)

444 okra is a powerful aphrodisiac and fertility enhancer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:09 AM (Mzdiz)


Only for other okra.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 02:16 AM (ldL4g)

445 Only for other okra.
Posted by: RickZ

Your problem being?

Posted by: Sexed up hormonally driven teenage okra at May 19, 2022 02:19 AM (b0ajG)

446
Si-reen is a common redneck pronunciation of "siren". Which reminds me of a story of my youth. They were organizing a local volunteer fire dept. in this area. Some were agitating for it, and they got some funding and built a station.

Now, they needed some volunteers. They got a bunch. The trouble is, you get a lot of characters who are still little boys who just want to drive like maniacs down the road with their "sireens" blaring.

Such was the sad tale of a young man dubbed "whistle britches" by a neighbor. Whistle britches got his name due to a red light bar he mounted on his car. A full width flashing red light bar he got, 'cause he was a fireman.

The aerodynamics of that bar made a whistling sound at higher speed. And thus he was dubbed Whistle Britches.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)

447
They had to let Whistle Britches go. He'd just go wild during a fire alarm. Jump in that car, turn on his lights, and drive like a lunatic.

It was sad. He had to remove his light bar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:22 AM (Mzdiz)

448 425 Just came across this. Peer-reviewed paper in medical journal detailing all this Covid and vaccine outrages. This thing lays it all all, summarizing everything we know so far:

https://tinyurl.com/y27w2s5z

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

Publius, I don't see any indication that that is peer-reviewed. Can you point out where you're seeing that?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 02:23 AM (rI4Wv)

449 Patty Hearst a real stupid ass bitch.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at May 19, 2022 02:23 AM (o0I+B)

450 Your problem being?

Posted by: Sexed up hormonally driven teenage okra at May 19, 2022 02:19 AM (b0ajG)


I have no problem with okra sliming around with each other. But, please, just leave decent people out of it. And no tik-tok selfie videos, either.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 02:26 AM (ldL4g)

451 These thoughts are too deep to waste time on past-tense passive verbs.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at May 19, 2022 02:27 AM (o0I+B)

452 Si-reen is a common redneck pronunciation of "siren".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)


PO-leece VEE-hickles have SIE-reens.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 02:29 AM (ldL4g)

453 It was sad. He had to remove his light bar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:22 AM (Mzdiz)


Like the intro to the tv show 'Branded', huh?

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 02:31 AM (ldL4g)

454 >> Publius, I don't see any indication that that is peer-reviewed. Can you point out where you're seeing that?

I see they list it as an "editorial". This is a peer-reviewed journal, "Surgical Neurology". Accepted and printed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)

455 454 >> Publius, I don't see any indication that that is peer-reviewed. Can you point out where you're seeing that?

I see they list it as an "editorial". This is a peer-reviewed journal, "Surgical Neurology". Accepted and printed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)

O.k., thanks. I skimmed it and noted lots of typos; it has the look of a submission that was not reviewed or edited. Under "Article notes," there is this:

Received 2022 Feb 6; Accepted 2022 Feb 11.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 02:36 AM (rI4Wv)

456 Patty Hearst a real stupid ass bitch.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at May 19, 2022 02:23 AM (o0I+B)


She really played up the Stockholm Syndrome angle really well. Got a pardon from President Blow Job Billy.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2022 02:37 AM (ldL4g)

457 >> noted lots of typos;

I don't see any off-hand. Show me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)

458 Si-reen is a common redneck pronunciation of "siren".



Sireene done seen that.

And told Darleen, Marleen, Charleen too

I'm heading back to the Waffle Hut to some damn peace and quiet

Posted by: Miklos needs his Me time at May 19, 2022 02:47 AM (b0ajG)

459 First test I did: first paragraph/last paragraph check

first paragraph:
an unending stream lead [led] by government bureaucracies

last paragraph:
(the general public would be the Guinea pigs.) --> (the general public would be the Guinea pigs).

the Pfizer’s --> Pfizer's

a cleaver [clever] deception

(comirnaty) --> Comirnaty

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 02:49 AM (rI4Wv)

460 Hence the "look" of not having been edited.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 02:50 AM (rI4Wv)

461 I'm at 3300ft . My gardening zone is the same as Anchorage Alaska. I grow spuds, onions, green beans, tomatoes, cabbage, pickling cukes, carrots, peas and leafy stuff. I also grow raspberries, blackberries, strawberries and apples.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 19, 2022 01:52 AM (hCQwg)

I just bought a couple of inexpensive "greenhouse" tops for my planter beds so I can grow more green beans. Peas, carrots, all the lettuce you'd ever want, potatoes, raspberries (like weeds, they are, and they spread), strawberries (although the deep freeze last November killed them, so this year I will cover the plants), cabbage if you can stand it (I can't), but the cukes need to grow indoors, if at all, because it just never gets hot enough for them outside. Parsley, dill, radishes, onions, lots of things to can and freeze and pickle with. Plenty grows here, but it does take patience and practice.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 02:51 AM (LOVUx)

462 Oh yeah, keeping the damned moose out of the garden can be a chore, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 02:52 AM (LOVUx)

463 Oh yeah, keeping the damned moose out of the garden can be a chore, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 19, 2022 02:52 AM (LOVUx)


Obligatory: Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: AoSHQ Memes Sale - Now Half Off! at May 19, 2022 02:56 AM (ldL4g)

464 curious on others local experiences....If the carnies show up, does the weather always seem to go to shit?

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 19, 2022 02:56 AM (+I6Y/)

465 Hence the "look" of not having been edited.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 02:50 AM (rI4Wv)


Depends on what the meaning of 'edit' is.

Posted by: Spell Check, Inc. at May 19, 2022 02:58 AM (ldL4g)

466 and these "red flags" suggest the piece is an editorial:

For the first time in American history; For the first time in history; For the first time in modern medical history

explaining, in my opinion and others; This, in my opinion, is insane; “hot lots” were, in my opinion; In my opinion these examples strongly suggest; the appearance of this, in my opinion, manufactured “pandemic”

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 02:58 AM (rI4Wv)

467 but it does take patience and practice.

And a somewhat stubborn determination. I built two greenhouse tops for a couple of my boxes. I planted my tomatoes two weeks ago because they were getting too big indoors under the grow light. It was in the upper twenties at night all last week. Tomatoes are doing fine. What you are calling practice I prefer to call learning the hard way.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 19, 2022 03:00 AM (hCQwg)

468 In the late 70's, when I lived in Soldotna, mayor came home from the bar late one night to find a moose in his garden. He grabbed a rack and whacked the moose. Fortunately for him, he had just tilled up a portion of his garden. Moose stomped him good. Broke his pelvis, collarbone and an arm. I have my share of moose here. If they want what you have in the garden, a fence is not a deterrent. I know that one from experience.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 19, 2022 03:06 AM (hCQwg)

469 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2022 03:14 AM (sAmhv)

470 >> Hence the "look" of not having been edited.

This is actually a problem with modern journals. Typos and other grammatical errors occur at much greater frequency than one would like.

Even the Journal of General Relativity and Gravitation has been known to let a few typos into print.

I didn't see any of those typos you mentioned, actually. I don't see my own typos. And I make a bunch all the time.

If I were going to publish something, I would have a nick-picking pedant go over it, one who didn't understand jack-shit about what I was writing, so he could focus on the wording, and not let his own understanding interpolate and extrapolate the typos. That's what I do when I read and don't catch them.

I would probably punch the nick-picking pedant in the face before it was over, but I would be grateful for his cleaning it up, so other nick pickers wouldn't hold that against me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

471 465 Depends on what the meaning of 'edit' is.
Posted by: Spell Check, Inc. at May 19, 2022 02:58 AM (ldL4g)

heh

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 03:22 AM (rI4Wv)

472
When I was at Clempson Cow Collidge, three of the Physics perfessers thereof were collaborating on a standard "physics 101 - 201" textbook. Sort of an equivalent of the venerable Halliday & Resnick.

It took a couple of years. I remember when the final draft thingy went through, and they were all reviewing it. Then came the illustrations. There are publishing terms for all these stages. The Three would find things wrong, and correct them.

Then, the First Edition was published in final form. And then they found several typos and even one or two outright errors in that published text. They were aghast. All of that process, and errors still propagated. They were fixed in later editions.

Just as with software, that's why you need to wait until the Third Edition or so before you use a text.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)

473
Here is the Amazon listing for that textbook:

https://tinyurl.com/yxsfpwtt

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)

474
Two of the authors there, Gettys and Skove, learnt me some physics real good at Clempson Cow Collidge in the late '80s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 03:37 AM (Mzdiz)

475
They also were initiates into the Order of the Okra. All Clempson perfessers have to be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)

476
Danny Ford is the High Priest of the Order of Okra, BTW. I've spoken too much, already.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 19, 2022 03:51 AM (Mzdiz)

477 Raining, can't say need that this morning

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 04:00 AM (2JoB8)

478 Pixy is upstairs, come join us

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 04:26 AM (2JoB8)

479 Imagine the number of sad face page stubs that online archives will have to retrofit (hmmm, sounds like a job for Perl) when twitter implodes into nothingness.

I'd bet there isn't more than 15% of articles that do not have twitter links. So long you beautiful _____Cafe afternoons as AoS.

Posted by: micky at May 19, 2022 04:50 AM (3byMq)

480 *at

Posted by: micky at May 19, 2022 04:50 AM (3byMq)

481 The enemy aliens are called Dragos, and look like Dragons...

Soooo, the aliens speak a latin-root language? Or is that just, like, the most monumental, unlikely, statistically impossible coincidence ever?

Also, why is he assuming the Dragos are the bad guys? I mean, they aren't the ones that kidnapped you against your will, experimented on you without your consent, and forced you to fight a war on their behalf.

From the information I've been given up to this point, I'm "Team Drago", man.

Posted by: Goober at May 19, 2022 10:57 AM (Hgvgt)

482 Nic update.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 12:17 PM (Zbk/y)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0607 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0224 seconds, 491 records returned.
Page size 229 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat