Despite White House's Denials, Federal Tax-Payer Funded Drug-Use "Harm Reduction" Packages Do Contain Crack Pipes

The White House lied about this before, and they just lied about it again.

Incidentally, it wasn't just the White House -- and Jenny Pflapjacks -- lying about this.

All of the "journalists" of the leftwing media and "pfactcheckers" checked zero pfacts but pronounced Jenny Pflapjacks to be telling the truth about the crackpipes.

But Free Beacon did what "Real Journalists" don't dare to do -- they left their homes, departed their computer screens, and actually entered The Real World to put their hands on real, physical objects that exist in the real world.

And they found the "harm reduction kits" in five east coast cities do in fact contain crack pipes.

And what are the "Real Journalists" (who read Twitter all fucking day long) and "pfact checkers" (who check no facts) going to say now?


Yes, Safe Smoking Kits Include Free Crack Pipes. We Know Because We Got Them.
Free Beacon Investigates: Five cities, five free crack pipes


Crack pipes are distributed in safe-smoking kits up and down the East Coast, raising questions about the Biden administration's assertion that its multimillion-dollar harm reduction grant program wouldn't funnel taxpayer dollars to drug paraphernalia.

The findings are the result of Washington Free Beacon visits to five harm-reduction organizations and calls to over two dozen more. In fact, every organization we visited--facilities in Boston, New York City, Washington, D.C., Baltimore, and Richmond, Va.--included crack pipes in the kits.


The kits became the subject of national attention in the wake of a Free Beacon report in February indicating that a $30 million harm-reduction program was set to fund the distribution of free crack pipes in "safe-smoking kits." Pressed on the matter in a Feb. 9 press briefing, White House press secretary Jen Psaki issued a full-throated denial.

"They were never a part of the kit, it was inaccurate reporting," Psaki said of the pipes. "A safe smoking kit may contain alcohol swabs, lip balm, other materials to promote hygiene and reduce the transmission of diseases."

But the Free Beacon went out to the centers distributing the kits, and found crack pipes in most of them. And even in the ones that didn't contain crack pipes -- the centers told them they wanted to include crack pipes, but they weren't available for purchase.

...

The Free Beacon's findings contradict claims from a raft of fact-checkers who, based on the White House's ex-post-facto denial, deemed the Free Beacon's reporting false.

A USA Today headline asking, "What's inside a safe smoking kit?" answered: "No, it's not a crack pipe." The outlet based its fact-check solely on the administration's denial and does not appear to have done any additional research on safe smoking kits. The author, Michelle Shen, did not respond to a request for comment.

All she did was take the White House's denial and "report" it as "fact."

The Free Beacon has pictures of the crack pipes and all the contents of the "harm reduction kits."

Are the pfact checkers going to claim that the pictures are photoshopped?

crackpipesboston.jpg
Above: Conspiracy Theory Pipes

Will they ever leave their fucking basements to ever do any actual reporting in the real world?

Answer: No.

Video below of Pflapjacks Jenny again denying that there are crack pipes in the kits despite physical proof of the crack pipes in the kits.

She also says that the pictures of crack pipes in the kits constitute a "conspiracy theory."

That's an important word -- because that's one of the pretextual reasons the Biden Administration and its Ministry of Truth uses to demand that the social media monopolies it controls either delete or suppress negative stories they don't like, or slap a CONTENT WARNING on them claiming the stories are "MISSING CONTEXT" or are otherwise likely false.


Drew Holden
@DrewHolden360


We have the crackpipes, Jen


The President's press secretary is calling critical reporting about her admin a "conspiracy theory" in a blatant attempt to get the coverage pulled from social media/memoryholed.

Earnestly authoritarian.

And yes, this nasty, ugly double albino-sharkfin-chested troll is using that word deliberately.

This gangster government is always invoking "conspiracy theories" and "disinformation" and "harm" and "threat to public health" when they want the social media monopolies they control to kill stories that are politically harmful to them.

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1 First!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 13, 2022 04:13 PM (786Ro)

2 It's not a crack pipe!

It's an..... um..... marital aid! That's the ticket!

Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2022 04:14 PM (P1f+c)

3 Let’s go Brandon

Posted by: Rex B at May 13, 2022 04:14 PM (nne3L)

4 Are MSM and the White House in a "who can spout the biggest lie" contest?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 04:14 PM (5pTK/)

5
Those aren't crack pipes. They're glass dildos!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:14 PM (+oR7L)

6 >>>It's an..... um..... marital aid! That's the ticket!


well sure if you want to RUIN your wife, I guess!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (0G13K)

7 Ace keeps posting clips of Psaki in that dress for a reason.

You know what you did.

Yes, you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

8 what's the copper wire for?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (QzpS1)

9 "This is a conspiracy theory being spread out there."

**

Translation:
Look at my bewbs! I got nuttin!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (kf6Ak)

10 Who put the Pop in Corn Pop? Baby!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (aeMRC)

11 We have the crackpipes, Jen


This is what America has come to.

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (786Ro)

12 No! We would never do that!!

Okay, maybe a little

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (1hpHR)

13 What a rookie!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (s9rQL)

14 I assume everything, literally everything Jen says is a lie until verified 48 hours later.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (V6f9+)

15
This administration uses the "don't believe your lying eyes" excuse more than any other.

Posted by: portlandon at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (+oR7L)

16 Lip balm. LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (DRSnL)

17 When Shartacus lies everyone claims to be Shartacus to protect Shartacus.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (g/54t)

18 9 "This is a conspiracy theory being spread out there."

**

Translation:
Look at my bewbs! I got nuttin!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (kf6Ak)

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"It's my last day. I did not prepare. We're drinking in five minutes, and I so don't give a shit right now."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

19 what's the copper wire for?
Posted by: banana Dream

Acts like a filter

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (1hpHR)

20 They even give you the Copper Scrubbie.

How thoughtful.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (kjquW)

21 This might cast aspersions on their claims that the 2020 election was the most secure ever.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (5kI0z)

22 They aren't crack pipes. They are tobacco accessories.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (Br3Bv)

23 Someone should FOIA the federal contract for crack pipes.

The RFP must have been amusing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (yQpMk)

24 In the photo, what's the copper wire for? Is that copper wire?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (kf6Ak)

25 I don't know why they'd even try to deny this. (1) It's easy to demonstrate the denial is false. (2) Giving away needles and shit is classic Democrat nonsense. Everyone knows this is who they are.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (KFhLj)

26 No, not those sad hooters again.

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (h5TKJ)

27 God damn.


Those fucking Beavertails are up there again!

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (kjquW)

28
Those look like Hunter's pacifiers from when he was a baby.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (+oR7L)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Francis E Dec may have been racist but he wasn't wrong about some other stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (V6f9+)

31 Time for true conservatives to compromise with crackpipes.

Posted by: Nat'l Review editorials at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (786Ro)

32 Macgyver could make a nuclear bomb with all that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (QzpS1)

33 Government cheese - and crack pipes!! Winning!!

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (Vr12I)

34 Garland has empaneled a grand jury to investigate how the Daily Wire got the kits. Treason and insurrection charges expected.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (Br3Bv)

35 Don't worry Jen will circle back on the crackpipes.

Oh, what's that you say? She's not the pResident's spox any longer?
The hell you say!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (s9rQL)

36 You would have thought Shartacus would have sprung for a hipper model crack pipe. Like, maybe one with a naked lady on it or Pegasus?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (g/54t)

37 I'm going to miss Jen Psflaps. Nobody lies like her.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (aeMRC)

38 They lie about everything, even when they don't need to.

Their daddy must be proud.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (llON8)

39 These are not the crack pipes you are looking for.

Posted by: Ol' Jen Ken-Psaki at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (QYPq3)

40 34 Garland has empaneled a grand jury to investigate how the Daily Wire got the kits. Treason and insurrection charges expected.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (Br3Bv)

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Nah, drug trafficking charges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

41 Heh...and we don't do abortions...

...Planned Parenthood...

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (1hpHR)

42 Despite White House's Denials, Federal Tax-Payer Funded Drug-Use "Harm Reduction" Packages Do Contain Crack Pipes

This is great. Hunter is using his unique experiences to help his dad run the country.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (2mSQi)

43 You know the Romans only got bread and circuses.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (Vr12I)

44 You know, I'm kind of pissed at myself for spending the last few decades living an honest life. Think of the career I could have had by being a cheat and a liar. It has really hurt me financially.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (5kI0z)

45 Are they official Hunter Biden edition crack pipes or just cheap knock offs?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (ZLI7S)

46 I always check no on my tax return in the section about providing free crack pipes to junkies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (UuD2k)

47 Oh, beacon, not wire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (Br3Bv)

48 "This is a conspiracy theory being spread out there."


Kamala is a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (786Ro)

49 Now it's Pissflaps, Flapjacks, hillbilly music

Posted by: Dwight Y. at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (2cfUo)

50 Hunter's Law

Posted by: other_joe_mama at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (A/AzV)

51 Federal Tax-Payer Funded Drug-Use "Harm Reduction" Packages Do Contain Crack Pipes

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You're welcome!

- Hunter Biden

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (+xjfh)

52 1 First!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 13, 2022 04:13 PM (786Ro)


THREADWINNER!

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (9otr5)

53 Thin pipe with a ball at the end.

It's a glass dildo for kids, silly. Pisspflapi isn't lying. It's not a crack pipe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Keeps the criminal class high and a bit worry free to roam the streets

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (2JoB8)

55 Uh-Oh MUMR is coherent and sensible today.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (Vr12I)

56 Whatever they tell you, just assume the opposite.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

57 Calling them crack pipes is inflammatory language and not who we are!

Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (Br3Bv)

58 >>>Kamala is a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 04:19 PM (786Ro)

I assure you, it is not a theory.

Posted by: Rich Strike at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (QYPq3)

59 They lie about everything, even when they don't need to.

Their daddy must be proud.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (llON
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It's to be expected. The people running the country have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (5pTK/)

60 Putin put the crack pipes in the kits!

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (786Ro)

61 "They were never a part of the kit, it was inaccurate reporting," Psaki said of the pipes. "A safe smoking kit may contain alcohol swabs, lip balm, other materials to promote hygiene and reduce the transmission of diseases."

WTF do alcohol swabs and lip balm have to do with smoking?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (H4qIP)

62 25 I don't know why they'd even try to deny this. (1) It's easy to demonstrate the denial is false. (2) Giving away needles and shit is classic Democrat nonsense. Everyone knows this is who they are.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:17 PM (KFhLj)


The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (9otr5)

63 But but but, they're gonna ban menthols and flavored cigars soon so we'll be, like, safe and stuff.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (DTX3h)

64 Wife had $0.50 off at Kroger for fuel and it STILL cost $86 to fill the tank.


FUCK Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I don't know why they'd even try to deny this.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls




1984. Telling a lie that everyone knows is a lie, and that almost everyone will pretend is the truth is a power move.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (5kI0z)

66 Psaki of pshit

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (Vxu+H)

67 I'm willing to bet Pablo and Demarco the drug dealers are surprised at this nonsense.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (5pTK/)

68 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (1IJnB)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

69
Reagan's 1980's: Say no to drugs
Clinton's 1990's: I did not inhale
Bush's 2000's: Don't drink & drive
Obama's era: Don't punish my daughter with babies
Trump years: Covfefe
Biden era: Here's your crack pipe kit. You kids have fun.

Posted by: portlandon at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (+oR7L)

70 Garland has empaneled a grand jury to investigate how the Daily Wire got the kits. Treason and insurrection charges expected.

Kind of surprised the reporters haven't been busted on a possession of drug paraphernalia charge.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (SchxB)

71 64 Wife had $0.50 off at Kroger for fuel and it STILL cost $86 to fill the tank.


FUCK Joe Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

Just buy a Tesla, Sponge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

72 I'm surprised she didn't go with "These kits eere ordered by the previous admin"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (kf6Ak)

73 admin funded crack pipes for drug addicts:

"This is a conspiracy theory being spread out there."


So it *is* true!

I can see the milk shortage, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (Bhmmq)

74 I mean, why not. Why the hell not?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

75 right. The only problem with smoking crack is the danger of cutting your lip and getting an infection from an improvised crack pipe.

Other than that crack is pretty safe. I guess they figure that they can just cheat with impunity now so they can kill off all the groups they consider undesirables.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (3cGpq)

76 There must have been some magic in that old crack pipe Hunter found.
Because when he put it in his mouth he began to dance around!
Hunter the crackhead was a jolly, jolly soul...

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (zSyrn)

77 WTF do alcohol swabs and lip balm have to do with smoking?
Posted by: rickb223

Not sure about the swabs, but the pipe that's not in there burns your lips

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (1hpHR)

78 old, busted: Bread and Circuses
new hotness: Bugs and Crackpipes

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (786Ro)

79 >>>Telling a lie that everyone knows is a lie, and that almost everyone will pretend is the truth is a power move.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (5kI0z)

This is a lie.

Posted by: Disinformation Governance Board at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (QYPq3)

80 61 "They were never a part of the kit, it was inaccurate reporting," Psaki said of the pipes. "A safe smoking kit may contain alcohol swabs, lip balm, other materials to promote hygiene and reduce the transmission of diseases."

WTF do alcohol swabs and lip balm have to do with smoking?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (H4qIP)


The Tweakers pass the pipes, and their loathesome diseases, around to each other. Ever seen Meth Mouth?? The stuff of nightmares!

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (Vr12I)

81 Bongino made a good point today about this.

He said controlling information is "real power."

I mean, Jen Psaki stood up there, on our nickel, and told us all to our faces that our eyes were lying to us and only nutjobs would believe that the Federal government was funding crackpipe giveaways.

And she is going to be rewarded with some multi-million dollar a year job on a show no one watches.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (9otr5)

82 Shartacus as Super Fly?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (g/54t)

83 Who told you to use a balm!?

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

84 "And yes, this nasty, ugly double albino-sharkfin-chested troll is using that word deliberately."

There's always a gem in there.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (M+Lyo)

85 All of the "journalists" of the leftwing media and "pfactcheckers" checked zero pfacts but pronounced Jenny Pflapjacks to be telling the truth about the crackpipes.

And...this is what the FNM does - literally just "confirm" facts by asking Dem politicians.

And then the lefties on the internet will tell you it is a FACT because the FNM said so.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (ESjRY)

86 Those bastard MAGAts done stole the crack pipe right out of your baby's mouth!

Why do Trumptards hate babys?!?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (6FeV1)

87 The Free Beacon is racist.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at May 13, 2022 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

88 I hate those people.

Posted by: Tobekiwi at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (UrXf6)

89 16 Lip balm. LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (DRSnL)

+++

That's pretty funny. And I suppose they're going to cleanse the crack pipes with alcohol rubs before they pass them to each other. Because we all know that maintaining excellent hygiene is first and foremost with most drug addicts.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (YT+7k)

90 I'm impressed by the lip balm, but Richmond, wtf? A playing card? a small spoon? A fake razor????

It's like these people never met an addict. This is cos-play degeneracy. Don't forget to hydrate!!

These people suck dick for money and they are giving them lip balm.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (jh1op)

91 The Tweakers pass the pipes, and their loathesome diseases, around to each other. Ever seen Meth Mouth?? The stuff of nightmares!
Posted by: kraken


They're smoking lab chemicals. I wouldn't worry about what's on the end of the pipe.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (H4qIP)

92 >>> 64 Wife had $0.50 off at Kroger for fuel and it STILL cost $86 to fill the tank.


FUCK Joe Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

I can't wait until my cow-orkers FINALLY notice this shit and start yapping about hoarders and wreckers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (llON8)

93
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Just buy a Tesla, Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)



Can't. I'm still paying off the IRS and have no remaining income.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

94 73 admin funded crack pipes for drug addicts:

"This is a conspiracy theory being spread out there."

So it *is* true!

I can see the milk shortage, by the way.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 04:22 PM (Bhmmq)

Never believe anything until the official denial.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (b2nrj)

95 So...isn't it a violation of federal law, and many states, to give someone drug paraphernalia?

And...did any of these packs go to kids? Which I am sure is a different set of crimes...

Any cops/DAs/etc going to arrest anyone for this? No?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (ESjRY)

96 A pipeful of cra-ack
Helps the inflation go down!
Inflation go down!
Inflation go down!

You're all banned from the internet.

Posted by: Skankowitz at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (vN+oL)

97
20 years from now:

...Remember waiting in lines for gas, food,government cheese and crack pipes?

Posted by: portlandon at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (+oR7L)

98

I'm going to almost miss Jen Jen... And that dress just screams for a pearl necklace!

Posted by: Zettai at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (krUzW)

99 @34
>>Garland has empaneled a grand jury to investigate how the Daily Wire got the kits.

Well, all you technically have to do is go to a dispensing agency and say you need one.

So they probably sent someone to pick one up, I'm pretty sure its a no questions asked setup.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (JbRfh)

100 I mean, we can all agree that we should no longer pretend like the federal government is not openly at war with us or trying not to be at war with us, right?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (QYPq3)

101 Clown world appears unstoppable. Free crack pipes, no baby formula.

Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (k7+BO)

102
I can't wait until my cow-orkers FINALLY notice this shit and start yapping about hoarders and wreckers.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 04:24 PM (llON8



I had $0.20 off and it cost me $68 for less than 1/2 tank for my diesel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Guaranteed at least 10% of these pipe kits in circulation have been converted into weapons of some kind or another

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (6FeV1)

104 Easily checked lies are all part of the humiliation ritual. Swallowing then makes you complicit. Everyone else slowly goes crazy.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (6a+kq)

105 That's pretty funny. And I suppose they're going to cleanse the crack pipes with alcohol rubs before they pass them to each other. Because we all know that maintaining excellent hygiene is first and foremost with most drug addicts.
Posted by: washrivergal

The lip balm is for the herpes from sucking dick for the cash to pay for the drugs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (jh1op)

106 You mad now ? wait until you find out how much the government paid for these

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (M+Lyo)

107 Previous Thread:

IDK what % of PA has uttered the phrase "fucking ragheads" re: some terrorist atrocity but I bet it's >50%+1.

Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (FhXTo)

108 If everyone had a Tesla and charged it at night, California would go dark for good.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

109 "He called for his pipe, he called for his bowl,
I guess we all know about Ol' King Cole!"

-- George Carlin

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (M9XmQ)

110 Don't believe your eyes
They're tellin' only lies
What is done in the first place don't concern you

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (KaCzC)

111 Is Kumala in rehab?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (g/54t)

112 When one drug addict tells you that they are not addicted to drugs, and another drug addict confirms that fact, then it must be the truth.

Same logic as trusting the press. They are part of the same party as the liars.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (5kI0z)

113 Boston's latest album cover departed from their earlier trend of albums depicting space-themed musical instruments in bold colors and instead featured a simple array of drug paraphernalia. This was done to appeal to the younger hopped-up-on-goofballs audience.

Posted by: banana Dream's This Day In Music at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (QzpS1)

114 So they probably sent someone to pick one up, I'm pretty sure its a no questions asked setup.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (JbRfh)


Reporter was on local radio. In DC at least, they give you a card to go along with your safe drug using kits. And if you have your card with you, you cannot be arrested for having drug paraphenalia by the police.

No. Really.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (9otr5)

115 One - Department of Defense Approved Crack Pipe. $700

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 04:26 PM (yQpMk)

116 Lip balm. LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 04:16 PM (DRSnL)



They've seen the Dave Chapelle skit where his crack pipe smoking causes white lips.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

117 >>>19 what's the copper wire for?


We're gonna do a little blood test, see... find out which of you are human and find out which of you are those Things.

Posted by: R.J. MacReady at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (0G13K)

118 What's the little wooden stick for?
I feel like this kit needs to come with ikea-type instructions

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (kf6Ak)

119 Hoarders, wreckers, saboteurs--and now conspiracy theories?!

What a glorious, socialist paradise we are being denied.

But Fightin' Joe Sheriff Biden will never stop fighting for youuuuuu!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (vAV7F)

120 These people suck dick for money and they are giving them lip balm.

Thoughtful, right?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (KFhLj)

121 Actually, I think the lip-balm is from rave culture. They suck on their lips and so the rave kids always tell each other to hydrate and offer each other lip balm. They think the way to "reduce harm" is to put chinese chemicals into your body and lose control (but no pythalates or gluten!!) but to do it with moist lips.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (jh1op)

122 Meanwhile, the vaping industry is plowing ahead with regulations to use tobacco free nicotine. ? They label it 'made with synthetic nicotine!' As far as I know, it is derived from potatoes, so how is that 'synthetic'?

Also, what is the fucking point about this shit? You go full steam ahead on the weed but tobacco is treated like fucking opium.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (3NKiY)

123 And she is going to be rewarded with some multi-million dollar a year job on a show no one watches.
Posted by: blaster



I have to wonder if MSNBC/CNN/MSM in general, are all money laundering operations. I can't imagine any of them are profitable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (yRved)

124 $339 for 500 rounds of .45 acp range ammo +100 rounds defensive ammo. Free shipping.
Norma ammo, it's pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (V6f9+)

125 Dennis Prager says Truth is not a Left Wing value, they lie and push their crimes and demeaning onto their opponents.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (2JoB8)

126 If everyone had a Tesla and charged it at night, California would go dark for good.
Posted by: wth


Promise? I'll find $60,000 if that's a solid promise.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (H4qIP)

127 117 >>>19 what's the copper wire for?


We're gonna do a little blood test, see... find out which of you are human and find out which of you are those Things.
Posted by: R.J. MacReady at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (0G13K)

=========

Just don't check the shed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

128
I have to wonder if MSNBC/CNN/MSM in general, are all money laundering operations. I can't imagine any of them are profitable.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (yRved)



You really should wonder no more.

That's what EVERYTHING the Democrats are involved in. It's ALL money laundering. Every single thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

129
=========

Just don't check the shed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)



And don't go near that Husky over there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

130 If everyone had a Tesla and charged it at night, California would go dark for good.

Posted by: wth

1. if ten percent of people had a Tesla, the planet would go dark for good. Not nearly enough grid.

2. if everyone had a Tesla, we would have gone to multiple planets to mine their Lithium, because there is only enough on earth for one out of seven existing gas/diesel vehicles.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (5kI0z)

131 >>>nasty, ugly double albino-sharkfin-chested troll

-----

Is this cruel, or just an idiosyncrasy?

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (U1eOr)

132 A pipeful of cra-ack
Helps the inflation go down!
Inflation go down!
Inflation go down!
You're all banned from the internet.
Posted by: Skankowitz at May 13, 2022 04:25 PM (vN+oL)
I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the hoe
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms
Inflation, Jump Around
Inflation, Jump Around
Jump up, jump up and get down!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (M+Lyo)

133 $339 for 500 rounds of .45 acp range ammo +100 rounds defensive ammo. Free shipping.
Norma ammo, it's pretty good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I remember when $300 would get 1k rounds.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (H4qIP)

134 @114

>>No. Really.

As has been noted, Taxpayer funded Baby Formula for Illegals and Crack Pipes for American's with a side dish of paying the salaries for Ukrainian soldiers and staff.

I think the ruling authorities are trying to tell us something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (JbRfh)

135 >>>And yes, this nasty, ugly double albino-sharkfin-chested troll is using that word deliberately.

It moved.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (0G13K)

136 Also, what is the fucking point about this shit? You go full steam ahead on the weed but tobacco is treated like fucking opium.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Cuz tobaccos bad, m'kay

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (1hpHR)

137 what's the copper wire for?


We're gonna do a little blood test, see... find out which of you are human and find out which of you are those Things.
Posted by: R.J. MacReady at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (0G13K)

=========

Just don't check the shed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

Also don't freak out and burn yourself to death. In the antarctic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

138 115 One - Department of Defense Approved Crack Pipe. $700
Posted by: G'rump928(c)



You're off by a couple of zero's.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (yRved)

139 "Harm reduction" is a complete fraud. Whether it is "safe smoking" kits or "safe injection sites", all that "harm reduction" accomplishes is to keep the junkies and crackheads alive a little longer so they commit more crimes to buy more drugs. Thereby causing more harm to the community at large.

You really want to reduce the harm caused by drug use? Have a 3-strikes law for simple possession. Third conviction buys the perp a bullet in the head. Zero recidivism, by golly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (kJGKt)

140 Who died from a bad Crack pipe? Did they use it for breathing and it got clogged wwith Crack ashes

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (le8iM)

141 137 Just don't check the shed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

Also don't freak out and burn yourself to death. In the antarctic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

========

Irony is pretty ironic sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

142 I'll trade you your meth pipe for the crackpipe and two needles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (aeMRC)

143 A lot of the lies are simply to give their followers an excuse.

So a Leftist will just say that you just got your Fox News conspiracy theory when all the regular media agrees there are no crack pipes. Even though there are actually crack pipes.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (9otr5)

144 And yes, this nasty, ugly double albino-sharkfin-chested troll is using that word deliberately.

It moved.
Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (0G13K)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

145 A crack pipe in every Tesla!
-Hunter Biden ‘28

Posted by: Rex B at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (xIkSP)

146 Good news! NASA sez SMOD will pass "dangerously close to earth" this weekend, between the earth and moon.

So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

147 Have we ever discussed Human Tree Man Syndrome here? Cuz I think we should take a deep look at Tree Man Syndrome cuz its really creepy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (g/54t)

148 I'm disappointed that the kits don't have the presidential seal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (BFigT)

149 Harm Reduction.. The Democrat Party at the bottom of the Ocean.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (Vr12I)

150 Like Vic says....

Money is fungible.

They're not "lying".

You're spreading disinformation

Posted by: Golfman at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (PloBY)

151 There might be an upside to this. I wonder if this blatant lie might lead some LIV's to question other things labeled "conspiracy theories."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (sWM8x)

152 where are the crackpipes being made?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (xhaym)

153 'albino-sharkfin-chested' troll.

So, is this like an albino troll with a sharkfin on his chest or a troll with an 'albino-sharkfin' on his chest?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (3NKiY)

154 $339 for 500 rounds of .45 acp range ammo +100 rounds defensive ammo. Free shipping.
Norma ammo, it's pretty good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I remember when $300 would get 1k rounds.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (H4qIP)

Yeah...yeah... Sigh. But this is slightly cheaper than normal and it is more or less 100 rounds of 'free' defensive ammo for the price.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (V6f9+)

155 'albino-sharkfin-chested troll'
I'm not going to be able to see her without hearing the Jaws theme in my head now.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (W6AeD)

156 In normal times, this would sink a whole political party.

Dollars to donuts though most Republicans wont bring this up in campaign ads because someone on Twitter will say it's racist.

Posted by: Blago at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (PwNLq)

157 146 Good news! NASA sez SMOD will pass "dangerously close to earth" this weekend, between the earth and moon.


***

Finally!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (kf6Ak)

158 The wooden stick is for pushing the Chore Boy copper mesh -- containing the crack -- down into the bowl. The mesh is for efficiency. So all the product doesn't burn away on the sides of the glass. The alcohol pads are for hygiene. The lip balm is because hot glass burns and chaps your lips.

I do not speak from experience, only hearsay.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (M9XmQ)

159 Obligatory Seinfeld clip:

https://youtu.be/rD_UoG02h0s

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (jYQlA)

160 So if I'm doing the "booty bump" do I put the lip balm on my ass hole?

Posted by: Hurricane567 at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (/rzkq)

161 148 I'm disappointed that the kits don't have the presidential seal.
---
Those are the ones on Air Force One.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (sWM8x)

162 Have we ever discussed Human Tree Man Syndrome here? Cuz I think we should take a deep look at Tree Man Syndrome cuz its really creepy.
Posted by: Puddin Head

That is true. It is a very sad and creepy syndrome. Thankfully, it's incredibly rare. Why would the creator of the universe do such a thing?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (KAi1n)

163 Smoking meth feels surprisingly kind of gross. Not sure why some people do it. Had a creepy vibe.

Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (v1yZP)

164 I remember when $300 would get 1k rounds.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:29 PM (H4qIP)



I remember when I couldn't carry a $100 worth of groceries to the house in one trip.

I guess I'm getting stronger in my old age.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

165 And see we have Raggedy Ann one last time I hope

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

166 I'm not wise to the ways of the Hunter Biden's of the world. So maybe someone can explain how crack users are able to come up with a relatively complicated device made of glass as the delivery tool? I know human beings have an innate ingenuity, especially for getting mind-altering substances into their body, but this appears especially difficult to create.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (fs1hN)

167 138 115 One - Department of Defense Approved Crack Pipe. $700
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


You're off by a couple of zero's.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work



I forgot about delays and cost overruns so add another 3 or 4 more zero's. Greasing a Senators palms ain't cheap

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (yRved)

168 Irony is pretty ironic sometimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

I love The Thing.
Oddly, I think I had more John Carpenter movies in my top 100 list than I had Howard Hawks or John Ford.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (V6f9+)

169 -
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free base.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (NTUk0)

170 151 There might be an upside to this. I wonder if this blatant lie might lead some LIV's to question other things labeled "conspiracy theories."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (sWM8x)

=======

I think the left's control on information is a paper tiger at this point. The central point is arguably Twitter. You gin up a bot army to mob someone with tens of thousands of tweets, people panic, and things move in the real world. Democrats don't like a story? Twitter suppresses it.

If Musk can change that, reveal the scale of the bot problem, more people begin to realize how thin the left's ranks actually are, and their control over information degrades heavily.

Root for Musk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

171 I can see the Horde standing on their roofs with signs welcoming SMOD, like the scene in Independence Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

172 Gotta say, if I was adoring beaucoup dongs for drugs, what I'd really appreciate in these kits are a toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (KFhLj)

173 Good news! NASA sez SMOD will pass "dangerously close to earth" this weekend, between the earth and moon.

So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Glad I stocked up on beer today.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (E0NVW)

174 If we are going I'm OK with that

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)

175 That's not a crack pipe, it's an anal insertion bulb. You stick it on the gerbils head like a diving helmet and in he goes!

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

176 Those are the ones on Air Force One.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (sWM8x)

Hunter's personal set, with the seal of the royal family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (3NKiY)

177 Have we ever discussed Human Tree Man Syndrome here? Cuz I think we should take a deep look at Tree Man Syndrome cuz its really creepy.
Posted by: Puddin Head

That is true. It is a very sad and creepy syndrome. Thankfully, it's incredibly rare. Why would the creator of the universe do such a thing?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (KAi1n)


I have similarly been creeped out by harlequin ichthyosis.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (DRSnL)

178 162 Have we ever discussed Human Tree Man Syndrome here? Cuz I think we should take a deep look at Tree Man Syndrome cuz its really creepy.
Posted by: Puddin Head

That is true. It is a very sad and creepy syndrome. Thankfully, it's incredibly rare. Why would the creator of the universe do such a thing?
-----------
Maybe God is a tree?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (g/54t)

179 151 There might be an upside to this. I wonder if this blatant lie might lead some LIV's to question other things labeled "conspiracy theories."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 04:31 PM (sWM8x)


But where will they hear of these lies? They are LIVs for a reason.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (9otr5)

180 The Albino Sharkfin Chested Trolls used to open for Up With People back in the day, IIRC.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (jYQlA)

181 Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (fs1hN)

I'm guessing the dealer throws it in, like the under chassis rust proofing.

Posted by: Skankowitz at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (vN+oL)

182 Translation:
Look at my bewbs! I got nuttin!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (kf6Ak)

that might be the most honest statement out of her. she doesn't got bewbs. at least not with that outfit...

i'm shocked no one donated a wonder bra to her yet...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (WhsXQ)

183 SMOD is a cock tease.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (3NKiY)

184 I remember when I couldn't carry a $100 worth of groceries to the house in one trip.

I guess I'm getting stronger in my old age.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I have good news for you!

-Inflation

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (+xjfh)

185 Good news! NASA sez SMOD will pass "dangerously close to earth" this weekend, between the earth and moon.

So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

So we're in the Thundarr the Barbarian timeline?
Dibs on Princess Ariel!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:35 PM (V6f9+)

186 If you people would just smoke your crack in your government provided crack pipes, you wouldn't care about the theft of your country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:35 PM (5kI0z)

187 The Ginger chick is going to burn up quick out on her yacht.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 04:35 PM (taPSh)

188 How far will the lies go? The only saving grace they get is most livs never hear them.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 04:35 PM (0OmEj)

189 tbh, back in the day Psaki was a Q favorite sweater girl, just like Harf.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:35 PM (9otr5)

190 If Musk can change that, reveal the scale of the bot problem, more people begin to realize how thin the left's ranks actually are, and their control over information degrades heavily.

Root for Musk.
---------------
That's what he's doing. He made an offer and they accepted it. Now he is kicking the bricks before the sale. They are saying there were only 5% bot accounts. Elon is calling their bluff and demanding an audit before he spends his money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (g/54t)

191 >>> 125 Dennis Prager says Truth is not a Left Wing value, they lie and push their crimes and demeaning onto their opponents.
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 04:28 PM (2JoB

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Stan at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (llON8)

192
fed.gov ... Your primary source of, and the most trusted name in, Dezinformatsiya on the planet for over a century now!

Oh, and fuck both the KGB & DGB.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (Ult4h)

193 168 Irony is pretty ironic sometimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

I love The Thing.
Oddly, I think I had more John Carpenter movies in my top 100 list than I had Howard Hawks or John Ford.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (V6f9+)

========

Because he built on them!

I was just having a discussion the other day about Sam Raimi, and I equated him to Carpenter. There's a generation or two of filmgoers where both showed a whole bunch of film fans the role of the director while aiming primarily for "entertainment". It's cemented both in many minds as some of the greatest directors due to a combination of factors (their talent and skill being two of the most important, mind you), but their elevations seem to be generational that way. Like, the next generation will view Carpenter like mine views Ford. Really talented, made great movies, but is of another time and doesn't speak to them as intimately as whatever new director will replace them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

194 We have the crackpipes, Jen
---
DISINFORMATION!

Posted by: Ninny Janky at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (krQz2)

195 I have good news for you!

-Inflation
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (+xjfh)

Lightening your load.

Posted by: Inflation at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (PloBY)

196 It looks like she's playing with technicalities. If these centers haven't yet received federal funding, she's right...for now.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (wNDOJ)

197 Govt approved Breaking Bad kit for kids

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (M+Lyo)

198 Psad.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (Zy9Yy)

199 162 Have we ever discussed Human Tree Man Syndrome here? Cuz I think we should take a deep look at Tree Man Syndrome cuz its really creepy.
Posted by: Puddin Head

That is true. It is a very sad and creepy syndrome. Thankfully, it's incredibly rare. Why would the creator of the universe do such a thing?
-----------
Maybe God is a tree?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:34 PM (g/54t)


What if God was one of us?

Posted by: Treebeard Osborne at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (FJYfm)

200 I'm sure Joey has crack NASA scientists working on protecting us from SMOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

201 When in doubt!

Posted by: Just Lie at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (BOJAx)

202 Because the livs work. Or are tuned out.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (0OmEj)

203 Look at my bewbs! I got nuttin!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 04:15 PM (kf6Ak)

Nonsense! It is my personal head canon that all 'ettes look like busty Natalie Woods or Karen Gillians. SMH is Vanessa Williams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (3NKiY)

204 Oh no a crack head has done chapped lips, let's mobilize the national guard to save them!

I bet this is just like everything else though, these kits cost $3 to make, but cost the government $450. I wasn't Trump to pick an accountant as his VP and just audit everything from the last 20 years. All the trash non-profits and government connected people need to be died of all their money and jailed.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (ogy8R)

205 I'm a little disappointed that Ace is taking cheap shots at Peppermint Psaki on this most sacred day, her day of retirement. It's almost as bad as saying something mean about John McCain during our six months of national mourning.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (qH6FZ)

206 190 That's what he's doing. He made an offer and they accepted it. Now he is kicking the bricks before the sale. They are saying there were only 5% bot accounts. Elon is calling their bluff and demanding an audit before he spends his money.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (g/54t)

=======

Yeah, that's what I'm referring to.

I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

207 I'm not wise to the ways of the Hunter Biden's of the world. So maybe someone can explain how crack users are able to come up with a relatively complicated device made of glass as the delivery tool? I know human beings have an innate ingenuity, especially for getting mind-altering substances into their body, but this appears especially difficult to create.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (fs1hN)


You used to buy them in head shops, now you buy them at the quickie mart. I think you can get them on Amazon too.
But not cigarettes. Cigarettes are bad

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (xhaym)

208 This is just part of the Hunter Biden Crack decoder kit

Posted by: A dude in MI, size Ultra Neo MAGA at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (/6GbT)

209 Crack pipes but no baby formula.

At least we have our priorities straight as a country.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (WmRma)

210 How do we reach the livs. That is the question.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (0OmEj)

211 It should be called Human Ent Syndrome.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (Vr12I)

212 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: Treebeard Osborne at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (FJYfm)

Oh, damn you to heck for that earworm. ARRRRGGGHHHHHH.

That and Mr Jones are my MOST two hated songs of the 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (3NKiY)

213 >>>I remember when I couldn't carry a $100 worth of groceries to the house in one trip.

I guess I'm getting stronger in my old age.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

::Takes notes::

Posted by: Disinformation Governance Board at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (QYPq3)

214 I love The Thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:33 PM (V6f9+)

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See! You know it!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (krQz2)

215 What if God was one of us?
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A moron?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (g/54t)

216 I wonder if being on the "crack pipe committee" is a yea or nay on your resume.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (YT+7k)

217 THIS is what Joe Biden thinks of Black People, btw.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (kjquW)

218 Don't believe me? Put this in the search box of the goggle machine:

psaki sweater site:acecomments.mu.nu

Top response when I search:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=355563

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (9otr5)

219 That and Mr Jones are my MOST two hated songs of the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (3NKiY)

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Good call on both.

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (U1eOr)

220 -
The Ginger chick is going to burn up quick out on her yacht.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 04:35 PM -
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In an emergency, her chest can be used as a signalling mirror, which is handy.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (NTUk0)

221 So maybe someone can explain how crack users are able to come up with a relatively complicated device made of glass as the delivery tool? I know human beings have an innate ingenuity, especially for getting mind-altering substances into their body, but this appears especially difficult to create.
Posted by: Chuck Martel a

Nothing complicated about a crack pipe. Just a simple glass tube. The one with the bulb is a meth pipe.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (r26XY)

222 Is Psaki flashing her boobs, or what?

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (Vr12I)

223 209 Crack pipes but no baby formula.

At least we have our priorities straight as a country.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (WmRma)


The Hunter Biden Weekender Pack! "Here's looking at Your Kid!" - - Joey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (s2VJv)

224 210 How do we reach the livs. That is the question.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (0OmEj)

Speakers on the roof our cars?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (V6f9+)

225 I have similarly been creeped out by harlequin ichthyosis.
Posted by: Jordan61

That's pretty awful too, despite it's florid name.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (KAi1n)

226 You used to buy them in head shops, now you buy them at the quickie mart. I think you can get them on Amazon too.
But not cigarettes. Cigarettes are bad
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (xhaym)

They busted a gas station nearby for selling crack pipes. I think they called them "art". They had a fake flower in the bulb, but take that out and you had a crack pipe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (Y5qcH)

227 205 I'm a little disappointed that Ace is taking cheap shots at Peppermint Psaki on this most sacred day, her day of retirement. It's almost as bad as saying something mean about John McCain during our six months of national mourning.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (qH6FZ)

Ace is very cruel. This is known.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (WmRma)

228 I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.
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I do too but I don't want it to change his offering price.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (g/54t)

229 >>Is Psaki flashing her boobs, or what?


I think you mean flapping.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (kjquW)

230 What if God was one of us?
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A moron?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (g/54t)
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Just a slob....

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (krQz2)

231 224 210 How do we reach the livs. That is the question.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (0OmEj)

Speakers on the roof our cars?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (V6f9+)

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

232 Conspiracy Theories new meaning is Spoiler Alert.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (oHd/0)

233 228 I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.
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I do too but I don't want it to change his offering price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (g/54t)

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Changing that would be cruel, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

234 230 What if God was one of us?
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A moron?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:39 PM (g/54t)
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Just a slob....
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (krQz2)


I seem to recall a weird play called "Steambath" and Jose Perez the janitor turned out to be the Lord.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (s2VJv)

235 You have to distinguish between LIVs and NIVs.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KAi1n)

236 I'm sure Joey has crack NASA scientists working on protecting us from SMOD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
.........

Putin's SMOD

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

237 212 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: Treebeard Osborne at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (FJYfm)

Oh, damn you to heck for that earworm. ARRRRGGGHHHHHH.

That and Mr Jones are my MOST two hated songs of the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (3NKiY)

Add that 4 nonblondes song, and you have a kind of musical santanic trinity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KFhLj)

238 4th graders given Masturbation homework?!?!

I hate to break it to them, but I do not think the plumbing works that way- at least for the prepubescent kid. Maybe for the teacher.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (3NKiY)

239 >>>232 Conspiracy Theories new meaning is Spoiler Alert.


heh

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (0G13K)

240 >>> 237 212 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: Treebeard Osborne at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (FJYfm)

Oh, damn you to heck for that earworm. ARRRRGGGHHHHHH.

That and Mr Jones are my MOST two hated songs of the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:38 PM (3NKiY)

Add that 4 nonblondes song, and you have a kind of musical santanic trinity.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KFhLj)

I'll take credit for the first two but NOT the third.

Posted by: Stan at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (llON8)

241 I'm sure Joey has crack NASA scientists working on protecting us from SMOD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)


"Crack" scientists? Like Walter "Heisenberg" White?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (s2VJv)

242 205 I'm a little disappointed that Ace is taking cheap shots at Peppermint Psaki on this most sacred day, her day of retirement. It's almost as bad as saying something mean about John McCain during our six months of national mourning.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (qH6FZ)

Uh, RETIREMENT? How can she retire when she's only been in Gov service about 10 minutes?

She QUIT to take a better paying job.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (oHd/0)

243 Add that 4 nonblondes song, and you have a kind of musical santanic trinity.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KFhLj)

Going for a santana ref?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (3NKiY)

244 225 I have similarly been creeped out by harlequin ichthyosis.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Holy Shit, I just googled some images. This beats Tree Man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:42 PM (g/54t)

245 It wouldn't surprise me at all to find some of the kits also contain actual crack. After all, the homeless were put up in hotels in San Fran during the lockdown, and provided them with delivered pot, booze and cigs.

You know the Romans only got bread and circuses.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 04:18 PM (Vr12I)


We get flapjacks and clowns; close enough I guess.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (F0YaR)

246 Add that 4 nonblondes song, and you have a kind of musical santanic trinity.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KFhLj)
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You light up my life.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (krQz2)

247 I want to get away,
I want to flllllyyy awaaaayayayay
yeah, yeah, yeah

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (3NKiY)

248 The Horde contains timeless wisdom:

23 Uh Jen, cumulatively I think your boobs have a higher score than your IQ.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 06:32 PM (d2MTZ)

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (9otr5)

249 *What if God was one of us?*

You mean like George Burns?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (jYQlA)

250 I was just having a discussion the other day about Sam Raimi, and I equated him to Carpenter. There's a generation or two of filmgoers where both showed a whole bunch of film fans the role of the director while aiming primarily for "entertainment". It's cemented both in many minds as some of the greatest directors due to a combination of factors (their talent and skill being two of the most important, mind you), but their elevations seem to be generational that way. Like, the next generation will view Carpenter like mine views Ford. Really talented, made great movies, but is of another time and doesn't speak to them as intimately as whatever new director will replace them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

Maybe. I think part of it is also the age I was when I saw them. The stuff you watch in your late teens, early 20s, really gets to be a part of your vocabulary and even your dreams and fantasies. I had seen Hawks and Ford films when I was young, but I didn't have the brainpower to appreciate the art and craft. I DID have that later, but then...I was older. And fewer of them stuck as 'favorite' films

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (V6f9+)

251 A "trans activist" who has had a lot of positive coverage in the NYTimes just got arrested on 16 felony counts of rape and sexual abuse of a boy.

As a cherry on top of this shit sundae, this "activist" left El Salvador in 2017 and was granted asylum in the US.

https://bit.ly/3l7cPsr

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (eyxn4)

252 "We were saying No Crackfifes, you know -- like -- you blow with ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (Ult4h)

253 I seem to recall a weird play called "Steambath" and Jose Perez the janitor turned out to be the Lord.
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No way God is a greaser.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (g/54t)

254 160 So if I'm doing the "booty bump" do I put the lip balm on my ass hole?
Posted by: Hurricane567 at May 13, 2022 04:32 PM (/rzkq)
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Yes Horde, they distribute the "booty bump" which allows you shove meth up your butt. Local Talk show host was talking about it this morning. He had a funny cheer.

1-2-3-4
Put some meth in my backdoor.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

255 Mind you, I have some crap movies in my top 100 list, because it's a personal favorite list, not an indication of quality.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (V6f9+)

256 I want to get away,
I want to flllllyyy awaaaayayayay
yeah, yeah, yeah
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (3NKiY)
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I still like that song.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (krQz2)

257 228 I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.
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I do too but I don't want it to change his offering price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (g/54t)

Thing is that 5% number was given by them in a COURT CASE AND given to their stockholders.

Which could get... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (oHd/0)

258 The government passing out free crackpipes is going to have a big impact on the "rose in a glass tube" industry.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (HJcWr)

259 251 A "trans activist" who has had a lot of positive coverage in the NYTimes just got arrested on 16 felony counts of rape and sexual abuse of a boy.

As a cherry on top of this shit sundae, this "activist" left El Salvador in 2017 and was granted asylum in the US.

https://bit.ly/3l7cPsr
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (eyxn4)


I see stories like this and go well of course.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (9otr5)

260 The irony of the song is that God WAS one of us.

We killed him for it because we suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (3NKiY)

261 Cruel but they deserve every comment

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (2JoB8)

262 >>> 257 228 I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.
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I do too but I don't want it to change his offering price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (g/54t)

Thing is that 5% number was given by them in a COURT CASE AND given to their stockholders.

Which could get... interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (oHd/0)

Whoops! Whoopsie!!

Posted by: Twatter Executives and Board at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (llON8)

263 1-2-3-4
Put some meth in my backdoor.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

Them turds will be woke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (kJGKt)

264 Was curious as to whether it was an MJ glass pipe mistaken for a crack pipe by someone unfamiliar with the difference......


Nope! THATS A CRACK PIPE BYGOLLY!!

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (idFFX)

265 just revealed, the Ultra-Maga Biden WH output was the result of 6 months of liberal focus group testing.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (OuH7W)

266 I still like that song.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (krQz2)

A hell of a lot better than the other two referenced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (3NKiY)

267 musical santanic trinity.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KFhLj)


Black Magic Woman
Oye Como Va
Samba Pa Ti

Posted by: banana Dream's This Day In Music at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (QzpS1)

268 Those may look like crack pipes to a hopeless degenerate like you, but in fact this is part of the Dale Chihuly Remote Internship Outreach Program. They are training the next generation of blown glass sculptors! Get your mind out of the gutter.

Posted by: Anotheranon at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (8Ze5j)

269 >>>Ace is very cruel. This is known.

>Wait until you see the Ghost of Endor hump her leg as a rite of passage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (aeMRC)

270 250 Maybe. I think part of it is also the age I was when I saw them. The stuff you watch in your late teens, early 20s, really gets to be a part of your vocabulary and even your dreams and fantasies. I had seen Hawks and Ford films when I was young, but I didn't have the brainpower to appreciate the art and craft. I DID have that later, but then...I was older. And fewer of them stuck as 'favorite' films
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:43 PM (V6f9+)

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Yeah, the stuff that hits you at the formative years towards the beginning of adulthood does seem to leave a greater impression.

My Top 10 was made when I was about 21 (I'll never revise it because work and laziness and pointlessness), but I still love all ten. The one that really sticks out as generational is The Lord of the Rings. That thing came out in my final years of high school and first year of college. Very dear to me, and I wonder if it would stick with me had I been ten years older or younger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

271 Add that 4 nonblondes song, and you have a kind of musical santanic trinity.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:41 PM (KFhLj)

Crash Test Dummies. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (Y5qcH)

272 255 Mind you, I have some crap movies in my top 100 list, because it's a personal favorite list, not an indication of quality.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (V6f9+)

/Fistbump...

Army of Darkness.... The Last Dragon.... Brendan Frasiaers Geroge of the Jungle...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (oHd/0)

273 252 "We were saying No Crackfifes, you know -- like -- you blow with ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (Ult4h)


"Not Jerry Gallo. Jerry CALLOW!"

- - Vincent Gambini Esq.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (s2VJv)

274 269 >>>Ace is very cruel. This is known.

>Wait until you see the Ghost of Endor hump her leg as a rite of passage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (aeMRC)

The rite of 'Prima Ewokus.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (3NKiY)

275 257 228 I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.
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I do too but I don't want it to change his offering price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:40 PM (g/54t)

Thing is that 5% number was given by them in a COURT CASE AND given to their stockholders.

Which could get... interesting
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Yeah, I know. But it would be better for me that he buy TWTR at $54.20 a share and then sue the former management for fraud.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (g/54t)

276 I remember when I couldn't carry a $100 worth of groceries to the house in one trip.

I guess I'm getting stronger in my old age.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Yeah. Just spent $250 at Sam's. Only got 10 lbs of 90/10 ground beef.
Litter, cat food, dog & cat treats were $125.00.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (H4qIP)

277 274 269 >>>Ace is very cruel. This is known.

>Wait until you see the Ghost of Endor hump her leg as a rite of passage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (aeMRC)

The rite of 'Prima Ewokus.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (3NKiY)

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I lol'd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

278 260 The irony of the song is that God WAS one of us.

We killed him for it because we suck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (3NKiY)

I did no such thing. Neither did His followers.
(yes, I know what you mean...I think)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (V6f9+)

279 Hunter Biden can afford a crack staff.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2)

280 Crash Test Dummies. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (Y5qcH)

Their "Superman Song" is kind of cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (kJGKt)

281 > Thing is that 5% number was given by them in a COURT CASE AND given to their stockholders.

There's zero chance only 5% of Twitter is bots. My WAG is 30% is baseline and they're in a constant battle to keep it that low.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)

282 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.

How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

283 >>>The irony of the song is that God WAS one of us.

We killed him for it because we suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:45 PM (3NKiY)

Whoa, hey-oh!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (QYPq3)

284 279 Hunter Biden can afford a crack staff.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2)

========

He's the Wizard of Crack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

285 /Fistbump...

Army of Darkness.... The Last Dragon.... Brendan Frasiaers Geroge of the Jungle...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (oHd/0)

:fistbump: I like The Last Dragon quite a bit too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (V6f9+)

286 251 A "trans activist" who has had a lot of positive coverage in the NYTimes just got arrested on 16 felony counts of rape and sexual abuse of a boy.

As a cherry on top of this shit sundae, this "activist" left El Salvador in 2017 and was granted asylum in the US.

https://bit.ly/3l7cPsr

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (eyxn4)

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"America, what a country!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (Ult4h)

287 Their "Superman Song" is kind of cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (kJGKt)

It is good.

Now Clark Kent,
Now there was a real gent.
He would not be caught swinging around
in no jungle scape
dumb as an ape
doing nothing

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:49 PM (3NKiY)

288 282 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.

How do we ever lose to these idiots?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

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"And then the MAGA crowd immediately took it as their own while the consultants who ran the six-month study got raises and guaranteed spots on the next Democratic presidential election campaign."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

289 >>>Their "Superman Song" is kind of cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (kJGKt)

Whatevs

Posted by: Tarzan at May 13, 2022 04:49 PM (QYPq3)

290 Thing is that 5% number was given by them in a COURT CASE AND given to their stockholders.

Which could get... interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13

I'm not so sure it will impact price. There is no denying that twitter has impact, so the bot accounts would mostly affect where that impact goes. Remove the bots and it might be a sane place to get information. I think the impact justifies stock price if they can turn that into revenue, which I think they can.

Their problem is that it is not as easy as google and facebook since they make a lot of money on very directed adds. Not news.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 04:49 PM (jh1op)

291 Thing is that 5% number was given by them in a COURT CASE AND given to their stockholders.
Which could get... interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 04:44 PM (oHd/0)


Lying to the stockholders to support your stock value could get you sent to jail.
And if it is shown to be true at Twitter, everyone is going to start asking inconvenient questions at other publicly traded social media sites.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 04:49 PM (xhaym)

292 She really is full of Pshit.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (R0Tis)

293 How do we ever lose to these idiots?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

I hope they felt as stupid a they are when millions of Americans simultaneously laughed and high-fived at being called "Ultra MAGA"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (6FeV1)

294 Musk I am sure knows that the user count is inflated. I bet he even knows by how much.

I expect he lessens his bid by 1% for every point over 5% that turns up in audit.

Worst case is he walks away. And he will have thoroughly destroyed the company at no price to him.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (9otr5)

295 280 Crash Test Dummies. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (Y5qcH)

Their "Superman Song" is kind of cool.
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Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (g/54t)

296 The one that really sticks out as generational is The Lord of the Rings. That thing came out in my final years of high school and first year of college. Very dear to me, and I wonder if it would stick with me had I been ten years older or younger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

I'd like to think so. I was, um, 29 when I saw them and they are some of my favorite films, taken as a whole. Great movies are truly great and I'd argue that Jackson's LOTR trilogy qualify.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (V6f9+)

297 >>>How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (QYPq3)

298 Superman never made any money
saving the world from solomon grundy
sometimes I despair the world
will never see another man
like him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (3NKiY)

299 291 Lying to the stockholders to support your stock value could get you sent to jail.
And if it is shown to be true at Twitter, everyone is going to start asking inconvenient questions at other publicly traded social media sites.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 04:49 PM (xhaym)

=======

I think a lot of people have been asking questions for years, but organizations like Google have been against any sort of serious look because they make too much money on ads to screw with anything.

There's been a lot of institutional pressure to leave the bot problem alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

300 That's not a crack pipe. It's a small water glass . The right wing would love to see people they don't care about die of thirst.

Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (eCqFY)

301 284 279 Hunter Biden can afford a crack staff.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2)

========

He's the Wizard of Crack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

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Ultra Great Crack King.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (Ult4h)

302 all of the organizations we visited made crack pipes as well as paraphernalia for the use of heroin, cocaine, and crystal methamphetamine readily available without requiring or offering rehabilitation services,
____________

What do you need for heroin? A rubber thing to tie around your arm so you can get a vein to pop, a syringe and a spoon? (At least, that's how they show it in the movies).

And for cocaine all you need is a credit card, so you can chop the line into sniffable pieces. And maybe a tissue to wipe your nose after.

And no idea what you'd need for crystal meth. Isn't that usually smoked in a crack pipe too?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (k4dH2)

303 So the current score is:
$40 billion for Ukraine
Baby formula for illegals
Crack pipes for drug addicts
And ...
Nothing for Americans

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (vAV7F)

304 Imagine Multi Millionaire and multi Grammy winner Whitney Houston addicted to and dying in a bathtub of scalding water because she had just smoked a glass tube of street crack she could not stay away from. And the Dems think handing out new ones makes crack smoking safer.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (rilUB)

305 How do we ever lose to these idiots?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

They had help

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (V6f9+)

306 I like that four non blondes song. I'm sick today way.

Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (k7+BO)

307 Pshitty Ptitty

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (6FeV1)

308 Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States
Well, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said, "His family were all dead
The planet crumbled, but Superman, he forced himself to carry on
Forget Krypton and keep goin'"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (3NKiY)

309 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


Mostly because we don't want to win. I mean, really, how DO we lose to these people? And yet we do.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (9otr5)

310 296 I'd like to think so. I was, um, 29 when I saw them and they are some of my favorite films, taken as a whole. Great movies are truly great and I'd argue that Jackson's LOTR trilogy qualify.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (V6f9+)

=========

About an hour into the Return of the King with Junior. Gonna try to get him further this weekend, but there is one of his little friends who has a birthday party this weekend as well.

Got to the part of reading The Hobbit to him with Gollum, and he immediately started mimicking the character.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

311 >>How do we ever lose to these idiots?


Same reason we lost in Iraq / Afghanistan. We lack the will to truly defeat them.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (kjquW)

312 300 That's not a crack pipe. It's a small water glass . The right wing would love to see people they don't care about die of thirst.

Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (eCqFY)

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Gwyneth Paltrow uses them all the time to clean her AR-15 vagina with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (Ult4h)

313 I hope they felt as stupid a they are when millions of Americans simultaneously laughed and high-fived at being called "Ultra MAGA"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (6FeV1)

I realize they are very good at feelz, but can the really feel as stupid as they are?

Isn't that an impossibility?

Posted by: Just Lily at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (WmRma)

314 Sometimes when Supe was stoppin' crimes
I'll bet he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man, join Tarzan in the forest
But he stayed in the city
And kept on changin' clothes in dirty old phone booths
'Til his work was through
Had nothin' to do, but go home (home, home)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (3NKiY)

315 >>>How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7

Idiots vote for idiots. They stick together .

Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (eCqFY)

316 > Lying to the stockholders to support your stock value could get you sent to jail.
And if it is shown to be true at Twitter, everyone is going to start asking inconvenient questions at other publicly traded social media sites.

Ask anyone in advertising about Facebook's claims about how many people see ads there. It's an open secret that Facebook eyes on ads claims result in far fewer sales numbers than almost anyone else. Facebook overinflates real human eyes on ads by at least 300%. If anyone ever really wanted to take out Facebook, this is their Achilles' heel.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (eyxn4)

317 282 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.
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They should have gone with 'Ultra Magnum MAGA ribbed for your pleasure' cuz true.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (g/54t)

318 Tarzan Boy https://youtu.be/OMi-Q3qI3gw
No reason.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:53 PM (V6f9+)

319 8 what's the copper wire for?

Home-made IUD ?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (qfLjt)

320 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: JackStraw



They cheat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (5kI0z)

321 Single rose selling convenience stores hardest hit.

Yeah. They're anti-capitalist through and through.

Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (hOMhY)

322 Going out with a bang.

The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Psaki: "People always ask me ... about whether Washington is rotten, whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)

323 I like that four non blondes song. I'm sick today way.
Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (k7+BO)

I like it too, in small doses. It's not supposed to make sense; it just showcases the vocal chops of the singer, which are impressive.

I never listened to Top 40 radio when it first came out. Never heard it until years after the fact, so I can appreciate it for what it is, and not curse it as an earworm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (kJGKt)

324
Ain't that America? Home of the free, yeah
Little pink houses for you and me

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (aeMRC)

325 I'm a little disappointed that Ace is taking cheap shots at Peppermint Psaki on this most sacred day, her day of retirement. It's almost as bad as saying something mean about John McCain during our six months of national mourning.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2022 04:37 PM (qH6FZ)
.........

So cruel.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

326 The copper wire is to treat stds

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (9otr5)

327 Got to the part of reading The Hobbit to him with Gollum, and he immediately started mimicking the character.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

Reading The Hobbit to kids is a great way to get them hooked on fantasy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (V6f9+)

328 Hunter was probably paid a few million for kit design consulting.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (qiUw+)

329 @TPostMillennial
Psaki: "People always ask me ... about whether Washington is rotten, whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)

A whore who stays bought. Well, with her looks, she needs to be loyal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:56 PM (V6f9+)

330 >>> I'm sick today.
Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 04:52 PM (k7+BO)


What's up?

Posted by: banana Dream's This Day In Music at May 13, 2022 04:56 PM (QzpS1)

331 It bothers me that I know more about drug paraphernalia and its use that a large number of you degenerates.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (xhaym)

332 327 Reading The Hobbit to kids is a great way to get them hooked on fantasy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:55 PM (V6f9+)

========

That's the hope.

He's just got ADHD, so it gets kind of hard to tell if I should just keep reading or try and smack him to pay attention.

Still, he does ask me to keep going every night. I don't know if it's just that he likes the Hobbit or if he just wants to spend time with me. I know the latter is all kinds of sweet, but I would kind of prefer the former.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

333 Worst case is he walks away. And he will have thoroughly destroyed the company at no price to him.
_________

Musk agreed to pay a $1 billion reverse termination fee if the deal doesn't close.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (k4dH2)

334 Will smoking crack help make me rich like Hunter Biden?

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (Y274z)

335 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Psaki: "People always ask me ... about whether Washington is rotten, whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)
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Can't say much for her brains.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (krQz2)

336 Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (k4dH2)

A spoon. You need a spoon to cook the heroin. If it weren't contracted out, and the White House were making up the kits they would have included a spoon. Only it would have been plastic spoon.

Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (eCqFY)

337 Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (g/54t)

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Mmmmbop > Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (U1eOr)

338 Not a crack pipe. That pipe is used for heroin.

Fucking conspiracy theorist Qanon irredeemable Neo Nazi ultraMAGAs!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (iDcra)

339 Musk agreed to pay a $1 billion reverse termination fee if the deal doesn't close.
---------------
Thanks for reminding me of that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (g/54t)

340 Musk agreed to pay a $1 billion reverse termination fee if the deal doesn't close.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (k4dH2)


Oh.

You know what they say. A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (9otr5)

341 4 Non Blonde's 'What's Up'...only with super gay He-Man. https://youtu.be/32FB-gYr49Y

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (V6f9+)

342 whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."

So she believes no one is corrupt? Her IQ is probably lower than a ferret's.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (KFhLj)

343 Why can they lie with such abandon?

Because they never suffer the consequence of their lies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (IEa8U)

344 337 Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (g/54t)

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Mmmmbop > Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
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Once there was this kid who....

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (g/54t)

345 303 So the current score is:
$40 billion for Ukraine
Baby formula for illegals
Crack pipes for drug addicts
And ...
Nothing for Americans
___________

Not true. We get the bill for all the goodies our "generous" government hands out.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (k4dH2)

346 I want my crack pipe and I want it now!

Posted by: Smooth Brained Democrat Voter at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (R/m4+)

347 How do we ever lose to these idiots?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM


Philadelphia, Atlanta, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Phoenix. Fraud in those cities might have been the difference, but they are so far gone it might not have been needed.

Posted by: cool breeze at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (UGKMd)

348 Still, he does ask me to keep going every night. I don't know if it's just that he likes the Hobbit or if he just wants to spend time with me. I know the latter is all kinds of sweet, but I would kind of prefer the former.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

And...AND... I hope, at least

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (V6f9+)

349 Musk agreed to pay a $1 billion reverse termination fee if the deal doesn't close.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (k4dH2)

I'm sure that's contingent on the seller having been truthful about their business.

Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (eCqFY)

350 Going out with a bang.

The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Psaki: "People always ask me ... about whether Washington is rotten, whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


"Hey, Wormwood, is Hell full of evil demons?"

Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (P1f+c)

351 Worst case is he walks away. And he will have thoroughly destroyed the company at no price to him.
===

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (iDcra)

352 >>"And then the MAGA crowd immediately took it as their own while the consultants who ran the six-month study got raises and guaranteed spots on the next Democratic presidential election campaign."

True story. Years ago I worked for startup that was based in Silicon Valley. We were merging with a company HQed in Boston and the new company was to be renamed.

I had a customer meeting lined up with the president of my company and as we were driving from the airport to the customer's office I asked him if the new name had been chosen yet. He said they had a team of branding consultants working on it but they weren't ready to announce it yet.

I suggested Bay Networks might be a good name since it played on SF Bay and MA Bay. He almost swallowed his tongue and blurted out "Who told you!".

What would we do without experts.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

353 Surely there must be a way
For me to change the shape I'm in
Dissatisfied is what I am
I want to be a better man

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (jh1op)

354 282 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.

How do we ever lose to these idiots?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)
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Oh my goodness. Bless their heart.

I can only imagine the people they had in their focus groups.

I'm glad to hear the "campaign consultants" wasted the Dem's money for once.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (G0vdT)

355 I know the latter is all kinds of sweet, but I would kind of prefer the former.

Don’t overthink it. Seriously. It’s enjoyable for both of you. That’s all that matters.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (uFuUP)

356 303 So the current score is:
$40 billion for Ukraine
Baby formula for illegals
Crack pipes for drug addicts
And ...
Nothing for Americans

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2022 04:51 PM (vAV7F)

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Starveflation for us.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (Ult4h)

357 Why can they lie with such abandon?

Because they never suffer the consequence of their lies.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2022 04:58 PM (IEa8U)

Shhh.

GOPe

Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (hOMhY)

358 Gwyneth Paltrow uses them all the time to clean her AR-15 vagina with the thing that goes up.
Posted by: ShainS

I thought it more like 75mm Gun M2.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (FVME7)

359 No, I should have counted what taxpaying Americans are getting:
Skyrocketting inflation
Higher food costs
Higher gas prices
Stay-cations
Fun-employment
And all whites are now racists. With the Hispanics and Asians getting real close to being white supremacists too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (3l3v6)

360 >>>Musk agreed to pay a $1 billion reverse termination fee if the deal doesn't close.

Yeah....that probably won't hold if Twitter is found to be publicly misrepresenting their value in a substantial way.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (idFFX)

361 41 Heh...and we don't do abortions...

...Planned Parenthood...

.... but we do mammograms?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (qfLjt)

362 Man I know I'm biased, but Hunter Skull could have done double duty on this one.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (dscaa)

363 354 282 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.

LOL... Well it backfired "bigly."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (n/D3V)

364 348 Still, he does ask me to keep going every night. I don't know if it's just that he likes the Hobbit or if he just wants to spend time with me. I know the latter is all kinds of sweet, but I would kind of prefer the former.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

And...AND... I hope, at least
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (V6f9+)

=======

Someday he will hate me because I, like, don't get him and stuff. I should really enjoy these moments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

365 I hate the term gun violence.

It's typical leftist wordcraft, blaming inanimate things.

It's almost always gang violence.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (k+xVO)

366 A soldier poses next to a dead opponent and presstitutes go ape.

107,000 dead Americans due to drug overdoses and press defends crack pipes gifted to American children.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (Y274z)

367 LOL... Well it backfired "bigly."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (n/D3V)

Maybe we finally have a ringer on the mindfuck marketing team.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:02 PM (dscaa)

368 Rock violence started a loooong time ago.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 05:02 PM (taPSh)

369 I'm genuinely surprised there isn't some sort of "official government seal" on this kit. They put it on playing cards, napkins, pens... literally everything to make a statement. Maybe there's something in there not shown in the photo that identifies it as "official government" something or other.

I'd get one just for that.

These are truly stupid times to be alive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 05:02 PM (BFigT)

370 352 I suggested Bay Networks might be a good name since it played on SF Bay and MA Bay. He almost swallowed his tongue and blurted out "Who told you!".

What would we do without experts.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Heh.

The one bit from the short-lived Dilbert cartoon series that I remember was Dilbert figuring out what their company's new name was after a merger between Pathway Industries and E-Tech.

Path-E-Tech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

371 Oh that's 107000 OD deaths in a YEAR.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 05:02 PM (Y274z)

372 338 Not a crack pipe. That pipe is used for heroin.
____________

May do double duty, but I just did a search for photos of crack pipes, and they look just like what's in the taxpayer-funded kit: glass tube with a bubble at the end.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 05:02 PM (k4dH2)

373 355 I know the latter is all kinds of sweet, but I would kind of prefer the former.

Don’t overthink it. Seriously. It’s enjoyable for both of you. That’s all that matters.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (uFuUP)

=======

True, true...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

374 It's almost always gang violence.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (k+xVO)

How about "gunman"? One of my favorite pieces of anti-gun marketing. Never heard of a knifeman or a macheteman or a fistman.

Well except Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:03 PM (dscaa)

375 Will smoking crack help make me rich like Hunter Biden?
Posted by: torabora

Apparently it teaches you the energy business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:03 PM (FVME7)

376 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (g/54t)

377 What good is handing out free crack pipes without free crack and a butane torch?

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (Y274z)

378 Norma ammo, it's pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I bought some Norma .308 and my AR-10 hates it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (XIJ/X)

379 376 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (g/54t)

Good adventure story, surprisingly dark at times.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (V6f9+)

380 Since we're quoting 90's lyrics, how about Smells Like Teen Spirit?

WAABAAANEEENOOO
KAPAVREEBOOO
NUUHNUUUHREEROOOO
BAAAHBAAAHSKEEEROO
YEAH!

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (U1eOr)

381 376 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (g/54t)

It's about rabbits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (Y5qcH)

382 Oh that's 107000 OD deaths in a YEAR.
Posted by: torabora

Yeah but were cracking down on menthol.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (FVME7)

383 Fact check: False. The Biden admin did not buy crack pipes and distribute them. The Biden admin paid others to do that. Also It’s Trump’s fault.

Posted by: FactChecker at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (nZvvK)

384 I want his audit to find that something like 30% of daily traffic is bots, and its heavily concentrated on news and political accounts. I want his audit to find that the vast majority of traffic people talking about knitting or something.
----------------

If it is true that over 30% are bots, wouldn't the SEC have a little talking to all of twitter executive management? I know, I know but if the SEC were legit, that sounds to me like stock price manipulation, fraud, and a slew of other charges.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (iDcra)

385 Surely there must be a way
For me to change the shape I'm in
Dissatisfied is what I am
I want to be a better man
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (jh1op)

Brings this to mind:

https://youtu.be/5mtJG_Nm6CU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (kJGKt)

386 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 04:59 PM (V6f9+) M

OT . Do you own a Glock 42? If so, what do you think about it? I'm asking the question backassward since I just bought one this morning without any research. ( I hate my S&W Bodyguard)

Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (eCqFY)

387 376 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (g/54t)

========

The movie is perfect for small children.

Perfect.

Per. Fect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

388 @TPostMillennial
Psaki: "People always ask me ... about whether Washington is rotten, whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)


So she's saying that Washington is filled with honest, incompetent fools?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (La6gB)

389 I bought some Norma .308 and my AR-10 hates it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (XIJ/X)
?? What happens? Failure to eject?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (V6f9+)

390 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (g/54t)

I have a great recipe for grilled rabbit in a mustard sauce if you need it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (XIJ/X)

391 #376 Watership Downs has a scary rabbit.

Posted by: Not A Zombie Yet Jimmy Carter at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (Y274z)

392 Nirvana was the signal that The End was beginning.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (taPSh)

393 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.

LOL... Well it backfired "bigly."
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (n/D3V)
........

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: wth - Omni Super Mega Ultra Yuge Mondo Maga at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

394 >>I bought some Norma .308 and my AR-10 hates it!


Measure the overall length compared to ammo it likes.


Sometimes it is as simple as seating.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (kjquW)

395 Since we're quoting 90's lyrics, how about Smells Like Teen Spirit?

WAABAAANEEENOOO
KAPAVREEBOOO
NUUHNUUUHREEROOOO
BAAAHBAAAHSKEEEROO
YEAH!
Posted by: 496

Made me cry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)

396 Watership Down

The movie is a tearjerker. The roleplaying game, not so much.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (uFuUP)

397 381 376 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (g/54t)

It's about rabbits.
---------
Damn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (g/54t)

398 OT . Do you own a Glock 42? If so, what do you think about it? I'm asking the question backassward since I just bought one this morning without any research. ( I hate my S&W Bodyguard)
Posted by: Jen Flaplipski at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (eCqFY)

I do! It's one of my jacket pocket pistols. I find it to be one of the best .380's I've fired. But do keep a good grip on it, as it can be easy to 'limp wrist' it with the short grip.
(I also sold my Bodyguard, at a loss)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (V6f9+)

399 Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: Corn Pappy at May 13, 2022 05:07 PM (WmGrA)

400 375 Will smoking crack help make me rich like Hunter Biden?
Posted by: torabora

Apparently it teaches you the energy business.
_____________

And the hedge fund business, and the Amtrak business, and all sorts of other useful shit, apparently.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 05:07 PM (k4dH2)

401 Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
https://youtu.be/VV1XWJN3nJo

She's dorbs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:07 PM (V6f9+)

402 Off stupidest press Secretary evah sock

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:07 PM (eCqFY)

403 What good is handing out free crack pipes without free crack and a butane torch?
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 05:04 PM (Y274z)
..........

Maybe some fentanyl too.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

404 What happens? Failure to eject?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (V6f9+)

Innacurate. It functions perfectly, so no complaints there, but it opens up to about 2 MOA, and my Freedom Ammunition reloads shoot about 1.5 MOA.

My pricey Federal shoots about 1 MOA.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (XIJ/X)

405 A mosquito.

My libido.


Those guys were genius.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (9otr5)

406 107,000 dead Americans due to drug overdoses and press defends crack pipes gifted to American children.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 05:01 PM (Y274z)

Had an 19 YO employee lose his 20 YO sister to to an overdose last week. So sad. Seems like a good kid. What does that do to him FOREVER.

And so, so tired of smelling weed.

This weed is different than in the 70's. Effing up developing minds.

Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (hOMhY)

407 Ha. The WaPo is claiming that Biden's Ultra MAGA crack was the result of 6 months of research by liberal groups.

LOL... Well it backfired "bigly."
---
100% unconfirmed. But you know without a doubt that Hillary focus-grouped "fake news" and the panal were enthusiastic that it was 1) bad and 2) necessary for government to prevent

They never imagined it'd be turned on their media pets

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (3l3v6)

408 Innacurate. It functions perfectly, so no complaints there, but it opens up to about 2 MOA, and my Freedom Ammunition reloads shoot about 1.5 MOA.

My pricey Federal shoots about 1 MOA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (XIJ/X)


Only use it to shoot at fat people. Duh.

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 05:09 PM (9otr5)

409 Naive me used to see those fake roses in a glass stem at the Babu Shop & Go check out and think "How Nice!".

Actually the crackheads buy the fake rose for a dollar and use the glass stem it comes in to smoke crack, meth, etc.

Now Babu will be out all of those fake rose sales he was counting on to bring the rest of his family over.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 05:09 PM (R/m4+)

410 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:06 PM (V6f9+)

Thanks and good to know I wasn't they only one dissatisfied with the BG.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:09 PM (eCqFY)

411
It's almost always gang violence.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


They might have to show pics of gang members. Wouldn't look good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 05:09 PM (63Dwl)

412 Innacurate. It functions perfectly, so no complaints there, but it opens up to about 2 MOA, and my Freedom Ammunition reloads shoot about 1.5 MOA.

My pricey Federal shoots about 1 MOA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (XIJ/X)

Different rifles like different ammo. Glad to hear it functions. And...2 MOA is very much good enough to hunt goblins with. But, yeah, if you're going for precision Weasel-level shooting, it may not be right for your AR10

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:10 PM (V6f9+)

413 Reporter was on local radio. In DC at least, they give you a card to go along with your safe drug using kits. And if you have your card with you, you cannot be arrested for having drug paraphenalia by the police.

Posted by: blaster

The cops don't bother arresting here. No need for a card.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 05:10 PM (KAi1n)

414 Psaki: "People always ask me ... about whether Washington is rotten, whether everybody is corrupt here ... and I having done this job believe the absolute opposite is true."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)

In other news, Fox News reports that foxes make the best Henhouse guards.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:10 PM (dscaa)

415 402 Off stupidest press Secretary evah sock
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:07 PM (eCqFY)

I also have a G42. I shoot it fairly well. It conceals easily and is easy to break down and clean.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (Uf5ob)

416 Half the budget for the Superconducting Super Collider went to Crack and the associated paraphernalia. Cameron's going to make a movie about it.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (taPSh)

417 >>Innacurate.


Ah...so not feeding issues.

Might be too short, or the casings might be further away from your chamber form than the others.

Also, could be bullet profile, charge strength or any number of other factors.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (kjquW)

418 Thanks and good to know I wasn't they only one dissatisfied with the BG.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:09 PM (eCqFY)

NP. Smith and Wesson makes some great pistols, but every so often they release something that's complete crap. Like the Bodyguard .380 and the CCX now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (V6f9+)

419 They never imagined it'd be turned on their media pets

One of the risks of blaming your opponents for what you do. Still, they probably would have gotten away with it with any normal Republican.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (uFuUP)

420 >>>Not a crack pipe. That pipe is used for heroin.

That's the great thing about including a crack pile in your kit. You can use it for crack, heroin, meth, DMT, it's really multipurpose and serving the drug abusing community well.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (idFFX)

421 UltraMAGA is a historic self-own.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (dscaa)

422 Hoobastank - The Reason
https://youtu.be/fV4DiAyExN0

Also a fun music video with a plot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:12 PM (V6f9+)

423 Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Yeah, it's "Down" not "Downs". Other than that, never read it.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 05:12 PM (KAi1n)

424 Often asked question:
Can I eat wild hog
As with most everything in life, yes, but...

There are more than 24 diseases that people can get from wild hogs, the CDC notes. Most of these diseases make people sick when they eat undercooked meat. But brucellosis -- a risk factor with feral hog meat -- is different.

https://bit.ly/3syauuy

When the buzzards won't touch them, I feel no need to.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 05:12 PM (H4qIP)

425 I also have a G42. I shoot it fairly well. It conceals easily and is easy to break down and clean.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (Uf5ob)

Oh you shoot pretty much everything fairly well

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:13 PM (V6f9+)

426 355 I know the latter is all kinds of sweet, but I would kind of prefer the former.

Don’t overthink it. Seriously. It’s enjoyable for both of you. That’s all that matters.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 13, 2022 05:00 PM (uFuUP)

THIS is pretty good advice for pretty much any relationship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:13 PM (3NKiY)

427 377 What good is handing out free crack pipes without free crack and a butane torch?
___________

Drug addicts qualify for SSI (Supplemental Security Income) payments, so they get hundreds of dollars a month (@$800 for a single person, $1,200 per couple) from taxpayers to purchase that with.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 05:13 PM (k4dH2)

428 I saw Nasty Ugly Double Albino-Sharkfin-Chested Troll open for 311 at Benaroya Hall in Seattle in 2000.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:13 PM (dPSi6)

429 405 A mosquito.

My libido.

Those guys were genius.
Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (9otr5)

You should watch the "What Makes This Song Great?" series on YouTube. He (Rick Beato) has a great one on Smells Like Teen Spirit (Ep. 90)

Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (VGRuw)

430 Glocks are ugly guns. There, I said it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (3NKiY)

431 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (3NKiY)

432 I hate the term gun violence.

It's typical leftist wordcraft, blaming inanimate things.

-
There was a headline the other day about a bullet entering a pro-life center. Damn bullets! You never can trust those things!

-

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (FVME7)

433 >>>Nirvana was the signal that The End was beginning.

>Weren't these the clowns who had a big hit about rape?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (aeMRC)

434 Super Ultra MEGA T You can get it at the GNC store.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (iDcra)

435 I went to see the rabbits run at Watership Downs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

436 Attention, Horde:

If you can score one of those "nonexistent" free crack pipe kits, it could be worth something as a collectible on ebay.

Save your receipts to verify provenance. Use password "An@lF*ck69" for free priority shipping.

Posted by: cool breeze at May 13, 2022 05:15 PM (UGKMd)

437 @376

>>Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one?

There are a handful of books I re-read as often as I can, Call of The Wild, Alice in Wonderland and Watership Down.

If you don't well up at the end of Watership Down, then, you're made of stone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 05:15 PM (33rly)

438 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:11 PM (Uf5o

Thanks. And yes one of the advantages of Glocks (or used to be ) is the ease of field stripping.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (eCqFY)

439 Heya, Mark Andrew Edwards, thanks for your mention of the book "Prisoners of Geography: Ten Maps That Explain Everything About The World" by Tim Marshall yesterday. I picked it up last night (in part because Marshall had the brass to say his maps explain EVERTHING), and I think it is a very good read so far.

Anyone wishing to know why Russia v. Ukraine is even an issue, and why Chy-Nah is acting the way it is presently, should read at least the first two chapters.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:17 PM (dPSi6)

440 >>>But brucellosis -- a risk factor with feral hog meat -- is different.

So only a risk if you undercook OR have a viable body fluids exchange (cuts, eyes, mouth, nose) with the dead pig. And it's curable.

Be careful when field dressing game, or handling raw meat. Cook to well done. There.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 05:17 PM (idFFX)

441 So is Musk just saying "Well if twitter is 50% bots, I need a 50% discount..."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (44ww/)

442 It's about rabbits.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 05:05 PM (Y5qcH)

Lenny's ears just picked up

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2022 05:19 PM (5iUNf)

443 This weed is different than in the 70's. Effing up developing minds.
Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2022 05:08 PM (hOMhY)

You mean Opening developing minds, right? Dood?

Posted by: Big weed at May 13, 2022 05:20 PM (/6GbT)

444 Good news! NASA sez SMOD will pass "dangerously close to earth" this weekend, between the earth and moon.

So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


*counts Christmas string lights*

Pretty sure I have enough to put "WELCOME" on the roof. Maybe "<3 SMOD"?

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (OQcPl)

445 They lie about everything, even when they don't need to.

. . .

Posted by: Helena Handbasket



It's the Clinton Standard. Those two lied about every single thing, every day, relentlessly. Things that nobody gave a damn about. Completely unimportant things that everyone knew was a lie from the moment their lips stopped flapping.

It's a very typical trait of a Diabolical Narcissist to do this. They revel in standing before the World and committing crimes, knowing nobody will ever hold them to account.

The Current Junta is taking this practice to even loftier, or lower if you will, levels.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:24 PM (dPSi6)

446 I can already see liberal pinheads with the M.S. Media gutter dwellers urging everybody to exchange their guns for stupid Crack-Pipes

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

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Posted by: spectrum at May 14, 2022 03:14 AM (+CnOi)

448 The copper wire is used to make screens. So you don't suck a flaming hot rock into your throat, which I am sure some idiot has done before. I had a friend who lived in a dive apartment who had "neighbors" who came around at 2 AM in the morning asking him if he had any brillo pads for the same reason.

Posted by: Vince at May 14, 2022 12:46 PM (IiOSC)

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