National Science Teachers Association Holds Seminar on "Queering Your Classroom" Advising Teachers to Refer to Students As "People With Penises" or "People Who Can Get People Pregnant;"
Course Is Recommended for Kindergarten Teachers

The thing that the leftwing corporate propaganda press keeps telling me isn't happening somehow keeps on happening.


Let me digest this thread for AllahPundit: The National Science Teachers Association is discussing Toni Morrison's Beloved. (That's how AllahPundit categorizes all of these CRT/groomer stories: Just about whether the Christian Zealots are going to beat up gay children trying to read Toni Morrison's Beloved to each other.)

From last week: This extremely gay groomer has advice for teachers (and I think he's a teacher himself): if a "trans" student isn't "presenting" as trans enough -- that is, he isn't showily, outrageously trans -- then that must mean his parents just aren't "supportive" of his trans-ness, and that means the teacher must be more supportive, more "affirming, of his trans-ness, encouraging him to be more transgresssive, deviant, and weird.

That's totally not grooming, and anyone who objects to a stranger appointing zirself the arbiter of how someone else's son or daughter should "present" himself sexually is just a damned bigot and transphobe and gayphobe.

Boy, the people who were on the absolute bottom rung of the college career track sure are assigning themselves ever greater power and responsibility over the lives of other people's children, aren't they? You'd never guess that these were the people who just barely got into college in the first place and coasted through easy-peasy Education credits with solid B-'s.

You'd think that they were all medical doctors who then got Ph.D.'s in child psychology.

But no -- just the Education degree from lesser colleges.

Goddessoftheclassroom says "stop condemning all teachers."

Yes, she is right. This is a cheap line of attack and exaggerated.

But there is an awful lot of arrogance here from pig-ignorant 23-year-old girls who think they've got it all figured out because they graduated from college!!! (WOWSERS!!! congratulations! You did what only 40% of the adult population manages to do!) and picked out what they think is just the perfect nose-ring to compliment with their magenta bias-cut dangerhair.

The greater point, though, stands: Teachers are not doctors, they are not psychiatrists, they are not even child psychologists. They are not paid to do any of these jobs. They are paid to teach, but some seem to find that job beneath their talents, and seem to want to re-imaging the teaching profession as some kind of Child Psychologist/Sexologist/Guru/TikTok Influencer gig.

This type of non-teacher needs to be fired.

Posted by: Ace at 05:13 PM




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1 "National Science Teachers Association"

Spit.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:14 PM (qpX6U)

2 But of course.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 11, 2022 05:15 PM (KXkkH)

3 How are these motherf*ckers (well, no, the opposite, I guess) not being arrested and charged with sex crimes with minors, same as if you were distributing porn to kindergarteners?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 11, 2022 05:17 PM (DxFDO)

4
For something less rage-inducing, The Drinker is doing a livestream right now on yootoob with Mark Rolston (Drake from Aliens).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2022 05:18 PM (n+4am)

5 STOP THE MADNESS!

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 05:18 PM (6XHLQ)

6 They. just. want. domestic. unions.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:18 PM (QYPq3)

7 Get your kids and grandkids OUT of public schools.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:18 PM (lKAqb)

8 How about Presidents With 30 Penisii?

Posted by: George Washington at May 11, 2022 05:19 PM (G8GMc)

9 But no -- just the Education degree from lesser colleges.

Why is everyone looking at me. Not that they shouldn't. In fact, they should adore me.

Posted by: Jill Biden at May 11, 2022 05:19 PM (ZsR3z)

10 And yes, I specifically didn't use civil.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:19 PM (QYPq3)

11 Read the content first. Disgusting as it was.

Posted by: Cosda at May 11, 2022 05:19 PM (FpQQq)

12 Yea, solid 'B' grades, in Queer Mindfulness and Anal Play in Ancient Persia.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (9WSnL)

13 People with assholes....hear me out!!! And you over there with the third nipple. What's up with that ? Welcome. Can we get a round if applause for trinips. Hail the trinip allyship.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (rjpjQ)

14 These people aren't afraid anymore, that is the problem.

Posted by: Spypeach at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (eWCZe)

15 From last week: This extremely gay groomer has advice for teachers (and I think he's a teacher himself): if a "trans" student isn't "presenting" as trans enough -- that is, he isn't showily, outrageously trans -- then that must mean his parents just aren't "supportive" of his trans-ness, and that means the teacher must be more supportive, more "affirming, of his trans-ness, encouraging him to be more transgresssive, deviant, and weird.

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"You're only of the other gender if you are a flamboyant example of that gender in the most ridiculous of senses."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

16
How about Presidents With 30 Penisii?
Posted by: George Washington at May 11, 2022 05:19 PM (G8GMc)


My kung fu laughs at your excessive manliness. I challenge you to a duel!

Posted by: A Sensei at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (n+4am)

17 Is it for the children?

Well, no, of course not.

These "people" are "grooming" as a point of self-affirmation.

Kindergartners. Think about that for just a cold minute.

What WON'T they do? I guess we'll all find out, sooner or later.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (vcOmj)

18 I just wished they would all go back in the closet....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (HpJP2)

19 If I had a kindergartner and some grooming perv of a teacher came up to me and said my kid wanted to come out as "trans",

I'm afraid I'd simply start punching and not stop for quite some time.

And I'm like the least violent person you're liable to meet.

But, that would mean that that creep had targeted my kid either as a toy or someone's who life "they" could ruin with impunity.

They would need to be disabused of that notion.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (OK0YZ)

20 "This special sex stuff is just between us, okay? Don't tell your parents. They wouldn't understand"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (DxFDO)

21 What no love?

Posted by: Coatle at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (rjpjQ)

22 Hate to say it but only punishment will stop this grooming by all involved. Monetary or physical violence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (iDcra)

23 Science and math, IMHO, are the crown jewels of human achievement. To me they are sacred. These motherfuckers want to wreck every fucking good thing there ever was. It's perverse. It's demonic. It's evil.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (qpX6U)

24 Why any parent allows their child to attend public school is astounding to me.

I'd downsize, sell my car, deplete my 401k and send them to private school or homeschool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (bbc5g)

25 "14 These people aren't afraid anymore, that is the problem.
Posted by: Spypeach"
*************
Seriously. And they keep poking the bear.

Posted by: Cosda at May 11, 2022 05:22 PM (FpQQq)

26 >>>These "people" are "grooming" as a point of self-affirmation.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (vcOmj)

I think what you mean is, they are grooming because they are vile, love their sin and require that YOU love their sin just as much.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:22 PM (QYPq3)

27 What if they aren't CIS enough? "You, CIS-kid with penis, why aren't you wearing a flannel shirt and suspenders? You, CIS-kid with front hole, that dress isn't pink enough!"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 11, 2022 05:22 PM (VGRuw)

28 The Spartan king, known for his laconic wit, would make a quick and barbed riposte to any challenging message. When the Persian King said "Throw down your weapons" the answer he got back was "Come and take them. But first you will blow me."

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at May 11, 2022 05:22 PM (44ww/)

29 Should just call us Penis People, or PPs for short.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

30 >>>Science and math, IMHO, are the crown jewels of human achievement. To me they are sacred. These motherfuckers want to wreck every fucking good thing there ever was. It's perverse. It's demonic. It's evil.

kinda get the feeling that these Mensa Chapter Presidents are steering the job away from grade school Math and Science because maybe they don't feel quite comfortable with the theory and practice of grade school math and science...

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:23 PM (0G13K)

31 BTW, don't miss that last video. The text is written out, but pay close attention to it.

"Teachers this is just a reminder thatif you have a trans student who doesn't present in the way that you think they need to"

Grooming. 100%

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 11, 2022 05:23 PM (DxFDO)

32 Golly, VDH is reading the blog.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 05:23 PM (44ww/)

33 Homeschool your kids, people.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:23 PM (aeePL)

34 It included this tiktok video on inclusive language which asks people to identify and refer to others based on their bodily functions.


Sharting Persons

Posted by: Gerry Nadler at May 11, 2022 05:23 PM (786Ro)

35 Do not kid yourself. No matter what your school board does, the Pervert Lobby is after your kids. Get your kids out of government schools.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (MTm8X)

36 Red Rocket... Standing by.

Posted by: Clifford the Big Red Dog at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (afPr4)

37 One good thing about the covid school lock downs is this $hit came to light. And our side is winning, the Fort Worth school board went 10 for 11 conservative in last weeks elections.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (bVYXr)

38 Here is the thing with all this allyship....it only goes one way. They ALWAYS need us to be their allies and support their politics hidden behind gender jargon. What do I get by being your ally and YOU my ally? OH YEAH. I get nothing.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (rjpjQ)

39 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Posted by: kindegarten kid at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (lgeFv)

40 And our side is winning, the Fort Worth school board went 10 for 11 conservative in last weeks elections.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (bVYXr)
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Wow, that's amazing. And great.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL)

41 It included this tiktok video on inclusive language which asks people to identify and refer to others based on their bodily functions.


Persons With Heels Up

Posted by: Kamala at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (786Ro)

42 >> VDH is reading the blog.


The Cruelest part about ace is how addictive he can be.

Posted by: VDH at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (afPr4)

43 They're coming for your kids and possibly also cumming for your kids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

44 What if the kid comes out as religious, or has a sense of absolute right and wrong? What if the parents read the Bible with the kid every night?

Posted by: Trembling in Horror at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (SmFPm)

45 Advising Teachers to Refer to Students As "People With Penises" or "People Who Can Get People Pregnant;"


"That is going to make saying "OK, boys and girls today we are..." very awkward..

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (MxEKc)

46 14 These people aren't afraid anymore, that is the problem.
Posted by: Spypeach



The last video posted is a fine example of this. In more civilized times, that guy would be dragged into an alley and get the tar beaten out of him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM (sAmhv)

47 I'm so old I remember when schools used to teach reading and writing and 'rithmetic. I don't think they have time for any of that anymore.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (aeePL)

48 Let's not forget, while national "educators," their unions, school principals, school boards, parents and administration continue this 2+ year debate about the appropriateness of queering and tran-ning K+12 students, none of the above is talking about the US education establishment's dismal record in teaching, you know, math, reading, spelling, grammar, history and basic social studies.

This single issue, more than any other, evidences how far in trouble we Conservatives find ourselves. The fact that someone even though it was ok to ASK THE QUESTION about whether parents should be cut out of the equation on this insanity lays bare the cultural wasteland created by the 35+ year nap of the GOP in Congress. Pathetic.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (9WSnL)

49 We should repeal child labor laws. They'd all be infinitely happier in one of Zod's lead mining konzerns.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (ppBhU)

50 I earned a BA in English Literature (magna cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa); I completed the courses for teacher certification additionally.
I later earned an M.Ed. in Secondary English Education and an MA in English Literature.
I know English grammar inside out and upside down; I can explain every rule, quoting chapter and verse.
I can teach ANY text; I've read practically everything from Beowulf through 1940.
Please stop condemning all teachers.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (REJkJ)

51 I've never put my kids in schools and I strongly suggest everyone pull them out for their own good, but at this point I want everyone to pull them out to watch the system implode.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (QYPq3)

52 32 Golly, VDH is reading the blog.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 05:23 PM (44ww/)

...and he's recovering from lock down virus. Seem cruel.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (W1E3x)

53 30 >>>Science and math, IMHO, are the crown jewels of human achievement. To me they are sacred. These motherfuckers want to wreck every fucking good thing there ever was. It's perverse. It's demonic. It's evil


Yes. They hate you and they want you dead. I dont know how many times I have to keep saying this before people wake up.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (gBDWH)

54 Ten years ago, literally all of these people would be behind bars. And yet, the crowd that supports this shit will reach back to the 90s to bemoan pedophile priests -- which occurred, was WIDELY condemned, and was on a much smaller scale than this "minor-attracted-persons" shit going on nationwide right now.

"Millstones! Get your millstones here!"

Posted by: red speck at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (gS3OW)

55 Ally Ship did better than Ghost Ship at the box office but ticket sales plummeted overseas.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (0fVbu)

56 Critical Drinker is a great channel

He also sells action adventure novels

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

57 When I was in college....
Full disclosure- it was a two year community college I didn't know what I wanted to major in. I seriously had no plan at all. So I took a variety of classes to find what was the best choice for me. I took some education classes and thought that might be a good fit. History teacher, maybe. But the same professor was teaching all these classes and she kept getting pixy with me for asking the same question. What question was I asking? "Why. Why do this instead of that. You said it could be done either way but you always say do this the same way everyone else does or it's wrong. Why? ".
She really wanted everyone to think the same way. Some of my best teachers in high school tended to think outside the box. But the education degree profs demanded that everyone think alike.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 11, 2022 05:27 PM (Vxu+H)

58 >"You're only of the other gender if you are a flamboyant example of that gender in the most ridiculous of senses."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

"Also, the gender binary is a social construction."

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 05:27 PM (0Dzkw)

59 If they aren't presenting the way you feel they should, have sex with them. just don't tell the parents.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 11, 2022 05:27 PM (ts6Zs)

60 This is what cracks me up. They just keep saying "we don't do that! We just teach facts!" And then they have this crap constantly. What kills me is that they keep rushing to a camera to confess their sickest teacher stories like they cannot help themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

61 update -- sidebar -- barnette releases dd-214, seems to indicate she was an e4 corporal in army national reserves (which is what she said she was)

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:28 PM (0G13K)

62 They literally call everything they do "queering" yet somehow this isn't grooming. Right

Posted by: radar at May 11, 2022 05:28 PM (aCYZU)

63 And our side is winning, the Fort Worth school board went 10 for 11 conservative in last weeks elections.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (bVYXr)
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Wow, that's amazing. And great.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:25 PM


Completely shocking and they only got 16% of registered voters turnout casting a ballot. And the conservatives were outspent by 10-1. I think we have finally found the hill to die on.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 05:28 PM (bVYXr)

64 Heh,

A group of fired-up female members of the House Progressive Caucus marched toward the Senate side chanting 'my body, my decision'

Word is they got lost, a la Spinal Tap. Just kidding.

Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 05:28 PM (G0vdT)

65 Thanks for updating the sidebar, ace.

This is all I can take today. Time to go peel sweet potatoes.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:28 PM (aeePL)

66 These people aren't afraid anymore, that is the problem.

Absolutely.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (nxdel)

67 I don't think you should beat someone up for reading Toni Morrison. God knows they've suffered enough.

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

68 Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
YES! THIS! I ALWAYS ask my students "why?" and insist that they explain.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (REJkJ)

69 STOP THE MADNESS!
Posted by: runner

A day of reckoning will come.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (2+2P7)

70 8 How about Presidents With 30 Penisii?
Posted by: George Washington at May 11, 2022 05:19 PM (G8GMc)

Not to mention your gallant stroll

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (XvPQV)

71 61 update -- sidebar -- barnette releases dd-214, seems to indicate she was an e4 corporal in army national reserves (which is what she said she was)
Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:28 PM (0G13K)

So, time yet for the ace endorsement b/c all the baseless attacks on her from our side are in fact, baseless, so that means they are scared another one of "us" might actually get through as a candidate to the main election?

Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (exHjb)

72 The insanity of people who see every single issue, no matter how small or insignificant, through the lens of their genitalia, is very strange.

In Olden Dayes, I think people like this were flushed pretty quickly from society, in drastic and permanent ways.

Now they "teach" the next generations and can no longer be killed with impunity.

The Olde Wayes were best.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (8gxrg)

73 60 This is what cracks me up. They just keep saying "we don't do that! We just teach facts!" And then they have this crap constantly. What kills me is that they keep rushing to a camera to confess their sickest teacher stories like they cannot help themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

Confess, brag. Potayto, pohtato.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:29 PM (b2nrj)

74 Oh, one last thing - NoVaMoMe registration closes 31 May so be sure to sign up! Contact me at the email address in my nic. NoVaMoMe is on 11 June and I'd love to see you there!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:30 PM (aeePL)

75
"You're only of the other gender if you are a flamboyant example of that gender in the most ridiculous of senses."
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Yea, about that. If "Gender is a social construct" and we're supposed to "de-gender" toys, clothes, etc., then someone please explain to me why Men LARPing as Women dress like garish hyperbolic prostitutes to express their non-gender uber-slut woman gender

Posted by: RichardWindsor at May 11, 2022 05:30 PM (9WSnL)

76
Get a load of my nick!

See? I can join in with your shenanigans and your fripperies like the average Ace reader.

Now, I shall have a spot of Earl Grey Tea and a nice crumpet with lots of clotted cream.

Ta-ta!

Posted by: VD Hanson at May 11, 2022 05:31 PM (OK0YZ)

77 "It takes a village to raise your child. Our village, not yours, you're not allowed in our village, the Village of We Totes Aren't Grooming Your Child Except When We Are Which Is All The Time. It's a long name because we're important and you're not." Teachers for Hillary! (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at May 11, 2022 05:31 PM (dpJ62)

78 I want to see the curriculum in education department /indoctrination centers. Even if the majority of teachers aren't like this, there are way too many freaks publicizing themselves.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:31 PM (rF64X)

79 That's totally not grooming, and anyone who objects to a stranger appointing zirself the arbiter of how someone else's son or daughter should "present" himself sexually is just a damned bigot and transphobe and gayphobe.


Don't forget judger. I'm a mothfvcking judgey mcjudger too.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 05:31 PM (yt//j)

80 68 Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

PS. I ALWAYS explain. When I'm asked a question whose answer I'm unsure of, I tell the student that and look it up.
When students spout nonsense, I ask, "What is your source for that?"

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:31 PM (REJkJ)

81 >>76
Get a load of my nick!

See? I can join in with your shenanigans and your fripperies like the average Ace reader.

Now, I shall have a spot of Earl Grey Tea and a nice crumpet with lots of clotted cream.

Ta-ta!
...
lol

cruel

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:32 PM (0G13K)

82 Please stop condemning all teachers.

Who did that?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 05:32 PM (lgeFv)

83 >This is what cracks me up. They just keep saying "we don't do that! We just teach facts!" And then they have this crap constantly. What kills me is that they keep rushing to a camera to confess their sickest teacher stories like they cannot help themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

All part of the humiliation ritual.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 05:32 PM (0Dzkw)

84 BREAKING: US appeals court rules California’s ban on sale of semiautomatic weapons to adults under 21 is unconstitutional

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:33 PM (QYPq3)

85 Science and math, IMHO, are the crown jewels of human achievement. To me they are sacred. These motherfuckers want to wreck every fucking good thing there ever was. It's perverse. It's demonic. It's evil.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:21 PM (qpX6U)

They are locusts. They will not stop until they devour everything.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:33 PM (rF64X)

86 Bill Cosby has a PhEd.

Just saying.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:33 PM (lKAqb)

87 " I don't think you should beat someone up for reading Toni Morrison. God knows they've suffered enough. --Wally"

OK that's funny.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 05:33 PM (OzNIz)

88 35 Do not kid yourself. No matter what your school board does, the Pervert Lobby is after your kids. Get your kids out of government schools.
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This is what's concerning to me. No matter what the policy is, committed Marxist pervert teachers will always be able to find ways to present their evil to students.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 05:33 PM (sWM8x)

89 He also sells action adventure novels

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse



Which are excellent. I've got the entire series.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (8gxrg)

90 What were the stats on depression, substance abuse, domestic violence, suicide for this group again?

(Opens a few tabs)

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (glGDV)

91 Please stop condemning all teachers.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (REJkJ)

Wait. Are all teachers doing this?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (b2nrj)

92 Catholic School is expensive, but in this climate, it is worth every single penny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (XSRBF)

93 Please stop condemning all teachers.

Who did that?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 05:32 PM (lgeFv)


Ham and eggers, baby! All of them. Except for a very small number of them, who, strangely, we keep finding.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (FJYfm)

94 Those 45 second TikTok lectures are all the same: 'Here's how you need to act in my presence. Hope this info makes you a better person.' They're HOWTOs that teach fucking groveling to self-indulgent freaks.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (qpX6U)

95 82 Please stop condemning all teachers.

Who did that?

Really? Almost every (beloved) Moron and 'Ette, including Ace.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (REJkJ)

96 88 35 Do not kid yourself. No matter what your school board does, the Pervert Lobby is after your kids. Get your kids out of government schools.
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This is what's concerning to me. No matter what the policy is, committed Marxist pervert teachers will always be able to find ways to present their evil to students.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 05:33 PM (sWM8x)

Yeah, personnel is policy. And furthermore, I believe the colleges must be destroyed.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:35 PM (b2nrj)

97 Back in the day, when I was young, if you were over 18 and under 21, you could buy a rifle in California. You had to be over 21 to buy a pistol.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:35 PM (lKAqb)

98 For people that are not doctors or biologists, they sure have strong opinions on indoctrinating children with perverse sexual opinions to which parents would strongly object.

Yet the new SC justice had no opinion on how to tell a man from a woman. Teaching basic biology is not OK, but telling lies about biology (men can have babies) is demanded, (if the parent is intolerant, he should be lied to, teachers own the kids ... spit)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 05:35 PM (Cus5s)

99 >>update -- sidebar -- barnette releases dd-214, seems to indicate she was an e4 corporal in army national reserves (which is what she said she was)


Ooooh - That's gonna hurt Ric Grennel's Butthole.

No. Wait.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:36 PM (afPr4)

100 The biggest problem in Blue States is the "curriculum" comes out of State government. It gives plausible deniability to the locals to say they're "just implementing the curriculum." Ask me how I know...

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 05:36 PM (OzNIz)

101 For an English major, one would think the word "all" in your sentence would mean each and every teacher. I have seen no such thing here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (lgeFv)

102 Which are excellent. I've got the entire series.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (8gxrg)

He's got a good grasp of storytelling and character. And for all his roleplaying as a lazy drunk, he's got a good work ethic as a writer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (XvPQV)

103 Definition of a Woman: Person of rape.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (aeMRC)

104 99 >>update -- sidebar -- barnette releases dd-214, seems to indicate she was an e4 corporal in army national reserves (which is what she said she was)


Ooooh - That's gonna hurt Ric Grennel's Butthole.

No. Wait.
Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:36 PM (afPr4)

That's going to make him wish he were straight? Grasping at straws for a line here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (b2nrj)

105 >> Almost every (beloved) Moron


Well. I'm safe.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (afPr4)

106 If they thought what they were doing was legit they would not have policies for hiding it all from parents.

If you talk to kids about sex -' your sexual perversions, their sexual identity and detailed sexual acts -- and then tell the kids "Don't tell mom and dad! It's our special secret." you might just be a groomer. Scratch that, your are most definitely a groomer, the very definition of a groomer, not a hyperbolic slur.

#BringBackStrangerDangerLessons4Kids

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (F9n3W)

107 >>> Catholic School is expensive, but in this climate, it is worth every single penny.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2022 05:34 PM (XSRBF)


Some diocese take tithing in lieu of straight tuition and that can be a lot lower for people.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (0fVbu)

108 PS. I ALWAYS explain. When I'm asked a question whose answer I'm unsure of, I tell the student that and look it up.
When students spout nonsense, I ask, "What is your source for that?"
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

A lot of the high school teachers I had would say "look it up in the dictionary" if someone asked them how to spell a specific word. One teacher (only one) would spell the word and suggest looking it up in a thesaurus. She was the awesome creative writing teacher that let us have Password tournaments in class.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (Vxu+H)

109 >>>
Ooooh - That's gonna hurt Ric Grennel's Butthole.

No. Wait.

...

johnny come lately.

you're only jumping on this bandwagon because you see the possibility of some permissible homophobia.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (0G13K)

110 "Please stop condemning all teachers."

Where are the teachers who stand up publicly against this crap? Are there any?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (qpX6U)

111 Please stop condemning all teachers.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom



Not really condemning all teachers. More like condemning the 50% of them that seem to be pedophiles.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (8gxrg)

112 My grandson's teacher (he is 7) gave him a ration of shit about working on a science project while he was supposed to be working on Math.

He came home in tears.

He is one of the smartest kids in the class. When challenged to explain herself to my son, she caved.

I got back. I taught him long division. The kid has memorized his times table.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (lKAqb)

113 I CONDEMN ALL TEACHERS !!1!!!

Posted by: No one, ever at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (786Ro)

114 "Hey Johnny you're not expressing your heterosexual desire to hit on girls enough. Let me buy you some aftershave and tell you how to better use your wing-man."

Posted by: Should go over well at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (OzNIz)

115 >>>111 Please stop condemning all teachers.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

Yes you are right. I am sorry.

There is some arrogance here, though.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (0G13K)

116 I'm so old I remember when schools used to teach reading and writing and 'rithmetic. I don't think they have time for any of that anymore.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 11, 2022 05:26 PM (aeePL)

That requires some intelligence. Easier to spout freak alphabet soup nonsense.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (rF64X)

117 Why does anything need to be "queered?"

We didn't agree to this, not any of this.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (F9n3W)

118
I taught for five years, my wife for 30 plus. When we talk about teachers here everyone knows who we're talking about. I'm not putting a disclaimer on every post exempting some individuals or groups.

Some sandy v-gs should be less sandy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (dQvv7)

119 104 99 >>update -- sidebar -- barnette releases dd-214, seems to indicate she was an e4 corporal in army national reserves (which is what she said she was)


So is Grenell gonna apologize ?I crack myself up

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (TQlM9)

120 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (REJkJ)

121 Oh, one last thing - NoVaMoMe registration closes 31 May so be sure to sign up!

bluebell - too far away. But thank you for hosting and have a wonderful time...

Posted by: Adriane the Comic Book Critic ... at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (okV1R)

122 >>>you're only jumping on this bandwagon because you see the possibility of some permissible homophobia.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (0G13K)

Oh great. Are we not going to be able to say Wookiee, again?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:40 PM (QYPq3)

123 One good thing about the covid school lock downs is this $hit came to light. And our side is winning, the Fort Worth school board went 10 for 11 conservative in last weeks elections.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (bVYXr)

Seriously? That's good news. I remember when this crap was getting started in 2014, the superintendent of FWISD said children could use whichever bathroom they were comfortable in. Same went for locker rooms. If that asshat isn't gone by now. I hope he gets canned in the can.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 11, 2022 05:40 PM (uwW33)

124
People with assholes....hear me out!!! And you over there with the third nipple. What's up with that ? Welcome. Can we get a round if applause for trinips. Hail the trinip allyship.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


That's Scaramouche. And he does the Fandango.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 05:40 PM (63Dwl)

125 I taught HS art classes for several years... I'm not too bad

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:41 PM (TQlM9)

126 >>> I CONDEMN ALL TEACHERS !!1!!!
Posted by: No one, ever at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (786Ro)


^ This!

Posted by: Pink Floyd's Poorly Thought Out Therapy Through Song Writing at May 11, 2022 05:41 PM (0fVbu)

127 I hate these fuckin people and would to like to kick the ever loving shit out of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2022 05:41 PM (Irn0L)

128 Ace, arrogance?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:41 PM (REJkJ)

129 Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:38 PM (0G13K)

We’ll done

Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 05:41 PM (qwO6y)

130 Where are the teachers who stand up publicly against this crap? Are there any?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (qpX6U)

There was a teacher in CT who got fired for speaking up and another who resigned publicly because of woke hate
But I imagine that, like in basically every other aspect of society, most people just keep their heads down.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:42 PM (rF64X)

131 goddessoftheclassroom

Thank you for being a good teacher ...

Posted by: Adriane the Comic Book Critic ... at May 11, 2022 05:42 PM (okV1R)

132 The father of my grandson, my son, had a really shitty teacher in HS. Marked him down for not "showing his work." He did it in his head. If you get the right answer you don't have to show your work.

I tried to set up a meeting with him. (Mr. Saft). Fucker would not return my calls. I was working long hours at the time.

Son dropped out of HS (just after he scored a 1520 on the SATs)

It all worked out fine. My HS dropout has an MS in Computer Science and is making the big bucks.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (lKAqb)

133 goddessoftheclassroom,

I meant arrogance on the part of 23-year-old girls who have decided they are now Better Parents than the kids' actual parents.

I added this:

Goddessoftheclassroom says "stop condemning all teachers."

Yes, she is right. This is a cheap line of attack and exaggerated.

But there is an awful lot of arrogance here from pig-ignorant 23-year-old girls who think they've got it all figured out because they graduated from college!!! (WOWSERS!!! congratulations! You did what only 40% of the adult population manages to do!) and picked out what they think is just the perfect nose-ring to compliment with their magenta bias-cut dangerhair.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (0G13K)

134 My wife has taught for years at the junior high level, where all the children are jackasses, and try to bring up sex discussions because: 1) It's a distraction from doing actual work; and 2) We can embarrass the teacher (Ha Ha!). My wife has routinely said that the discussion isn't appropriate for class, and if they had questions, they should discuss those at home.

Is there a reason other teachers and schools don't do this?

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (FJYfm)

135 >>Thank you for being a good teacher ...


This.

And also, you are an actual Baby Ruth in a literal Cesspool.

You know this, right?

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (afPr4)

136 120 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (REJkJ)

And I'm sure we have FBI agents who are the same here...it doesn't stop Ace from the broad brush on FBI, either...when an entire profession goes off the rails, especially at the top, like public school teaching has from the union top, you get splashed with the taint...you should know no one's talking about you, and yet, you should also know that no one's holding the esteem they once did for your entire professional field.

This is why everyone should be teaching their kids that their self worth and identity does not come from their jobs - at some point, the esteem of one's job may change or their job itself may change...

Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (exHjb)

137 goddess, its crystal clear who the 'teachers' are that we are condemning. You as an excellent educator should be leading the chorus wanting these people out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (lgeFv)

138 FWIW I plan on volunteering for the left-wing dominated "lawyers in the classroom" and infiltrate discussion of natural/God given rights and limited government into the lessons.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 05:44 PM (OzNIz)

139 self declared goddess of classrooms?

I had a lot of good teachers growing up, can't think of any good ones who'd call themselves that with a straight face.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

140 Bill Cosby has a PhEd.

Just saying.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

*

All of the claims against him were false, right? His accusers were lying IIRC.

But society knows he's guilty and remembers he's guilty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 11, 2022 05:44 PM (DxFDO)

141 As Sgt Hulka would say
Lighten up Godess.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 11, 2022 05:44 PM (Pu/aU)

142 >>>20 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

i clarified and apologized, see the updated post or my comment above

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:44 PM (0G13K)

143 goddessoftheclassroom

This is the standard held by the Left. Of one person of a conservative group does something, the entire group is guilty.

We are returning symmetry to that assertion.
Police your own ranks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (u82oZ)

144 Is there a reason other teachers and schools don't do this?
Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 05:43 PM (FJYfm)

Because they want to push the topic. It starts at the colleges which have trained the teachers to be this way.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (b2nrj)

145 *tears in my eyes*
THANK YOU, Ace!!! Sadly, so many teachers under 35 are USELESS!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (REJkJ)

146 "This is a cheap line of attack and exaggerated."

That's what we come here for.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (qpX6U)

147 One good thing that came out of the covid lockdowns is the zoom classes.. Parents got to actually see what their kids were being "taught."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (TQlM9)

148 Sodom and Gomorrah in real time,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (eCqFY)

149 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (REJkJ)

No one is attacking you, and we clearly wish teachers were like you. People are upset with the extreme corruption of the teaching establishment and all the freaks that have access to students, such as the examples in this post. I assume you are also outraged by what's happening.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (rF64X)

150 sorry, a big problem with insulting people as a group is that the insult insults a lot of people you don't mean to insult.


I wish that Victor Davis Hanson did not demand I appease him with these daily cruelties.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K)

151 96 88 35 Do not kid yourself. No matter what your school board does, the Pervert Lobby is after your kids. Get your kids out of government schools



Let me break the news to you: the private secular and even the religious schools are the same or not far behind when it comes to all this institutionalized racism (CRT) and grooming.

The only way forward is to take over the school boards, expose all these roaches to light, and for goodness sake home school your kids!

Posted by: Floridachick at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (gBDWH)

152 Here is the thing with all this allyship....it only goes one way. They ALWAYS need us to be their allies and support their politics hidden behind gender jargon. What do I get by being your ally and YOU my ally? OH YEAH. I get nothing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 11, 2022 05:24 PM (rjpjQ)
----

Good point

Posted by: Adrienne at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (gegMK)

153 What is with the left's attempt to make everybody gay?

Are they trying to extinguish the human species, or do they just plan on growing designer babies in petrie dishes in the future?

Posted by: Nikole Hannah-Jones at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (k4dH2)

154 Hey thanks a lot everyone for giving me a "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" earworm.
I have to go stick an icepick in my head now.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (OzNIz)

155 Are all the claims against Bill Cosby false?

A jury decided they were true.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (lKAqb)

156 I wish that Victor Davis Hanson did not demand I appease him with these daily cruelties.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K)

History will thank you, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (XvPQV)

157 Back in the day, when I was young, if you were over 18 and under 21, you could buy a rifle in California. You had to be over 21 to buy a pistol.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse


That's federal law. Long guns 18. Pistols 21.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (yt//j)

158 155 Are all the claims against Bill Cosby false?

A jury decided they were true.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (lKAqb)

A jury said OJ Simpson was innocent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

159 Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

When a bratty student demanded to know why he had to complete an assignment, I replied, "Because I'm the Goddess of the Classroom and I said so."

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:47 PM (REJkJ)

160 "Sadly, so many teachers under 35 are USELESS!!"

Sounds like good dish. Let's hear some of your stories.

PS: Ace, thanks for never making me cry.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:47 PM (qpX6U)

161 Pro tip: If your child's teacher is wearing Mardi Gras beads it's probably not a good sign.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 05:47 PM (OzNIz)

162 153 What is with the left's attempt to make everybody gay?

Are they trying to extinguish the human species, or do they just plan on growing designer babies in petrie dishes in the future?
Posted by: Nikole Hannah-Jones at May 11, 2022 05:46 PM (k4dH2)

I understand it goes back to Marcuse and a belief in gay economics. No seriously.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:47 PM (b2nrj)

163 Burn it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 05:47 PM (uywL/)

164 I just wished they would all go back in the closet....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:20 PM (HpJP2)

California State Pen in San Quentin had just the right "closet" for groomers and pedos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (WnFW8)

165
This post would be even better if it included JP Sears' recent video in which he dresses up as a goblin tik tok "teacher."

https://youtu.be/7i8PYJfFbhw

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (a08xO)

166
I had a lot of good teachers growing up, can't think of any good ones who'd call themselves that with a straight face.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:44 PM


That nic goes back to the bicycle guy who took pics of supertankers and turned into a leftist. She was polishing her own apple way back then.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (dQvv7)

167 "Please stop condemning all teachers. Who did that?
Really? Almost every (beloved) Moron and 'Ette, including Ace."

If a majority of public school teachers are accepting of the general leftist trend, it is probably acceptable to speak of "teachers" collectively. It is not then required to always say "of course there are many good teachers fighting against these things".

But really, "teachers" largely act collectively as Democrats, even in smaller towns. Everybody joins the unions, joins the strikes, while maintaining their monopoly status, early retirement benefits. But certainly there are exceptions (though I can't name one)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

168 150 sorry, a big problem with insulting people as a group is that the insult insults a lot of people you don't mean to insult.


I wish that Victor Davis Hanson did not demand I appease him with these daily cruelties.
……
Lawyers demand apology and reparations

Posted by: ABA at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (qwO6y)

169 The Left perverts everything. The law, the Constitution, their neighbor's kid, wild poodles. It doesn't matter. If something exists, it must be perverted.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (uH1zk)

170 >>>sorry, a big problem with insulting people as a group is that the insult insults a lot of people you don't mean to insult.


I wish that Victor Davis Hanson did not demand I appease him with these daily cruelties.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K)

There's nothing to apologize for. Any discerning person already knows there is always good with the bad. In fact, most things that are bad are mostly good, first. The SYSTEM is broken and infiltrated. Innocent people have always been collateral damage in battle. We don't have to like it, but thems the facts.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (QYPq3)

171 sorry, a big problem with insulting people as a group is that the insult insults a lot of people you don't mean to insult.


Yeah. Like white males born in 1962 being responsible for 18th & 19th century slavery.
You get used to it.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (yt//j)

172 Wally

When I taught Biology for High schoolers, it took a special certification to teach Sex Ed, which was all about hormones, structure, and not about emotions.

I was not qualified to teach Sex Ed, even after 4 Med deployments and being home-ported in Olongapo, Philippines Island.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

173 "Please stop condemning all teachers."


Please stop with the pedantry. Nobody said "all teachers". The commentary is "teachers" and it should require some preface or caveat every time this subject comes up.

How about we focus our ire on, oh, I dunno, the pedos and groomers teaching our kids, rather than some sort of David French-like speech policing the Right? Maybe if more teachers pushed back against their unions and various professional associations, this shit would stop. But apparently not enough of them do, so here we are.

So if not enough are pushing back, and their professional orgs and unions are pushing this, why precisely the fvck is it out of bounds to say "teachers"? Hmm?

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (wNDOJ)

174 >>Pro tip: If your child's teacher is wearing Mardi Gras beads it's probably not a good sign.


You wish they were Mardi Gras Beads.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (afPr4)

175 Maybe we should create a form letter that thin-skinned commenters who are miffed every time some demo they are a part of gets dinged without a 6000-word disclaimer listing all the exceptions, caveats, and counterpoints can send ace.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (ppBhU)

176 shouldn't require*

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (wNDOJ)

177 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

**

If you're in k-12 you've still got to teach someone else's books and curriculums. That's the key. I'm sure you're a great teacher and have slipped in conservative viewpoints when you can, but you are still teaching someone else's material. And as ace posted with the Florida textbooks recently, you've GOT to teach material that works against what you believe. And I'm guessing it's tough if not impossible to tell the students "This part of the textbook is anti-science, bigoted, wrong-headed and false" because half or more of the students were raised to believe in global warming, BLM, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (DxFDO)

178 No, a jury said that OJ Simpson was not guilty beyond a reasonable amount.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (lKAqb)

179 Wally

That being said, I crushed the guys (there is always at least one) who tried to ask an inappropriate question.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (u82oZ)

180 I wish that Victor Davis Hanson did not demand I appease him with these daily cruelties.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K)

--------

As many have learned, the accolades of VDH are indeed a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (uywL/)

181 Bill Cosby did party drugs with hot chicks who wouldn't be there otherwise.

Newsweek is a garbage magazine, and when it drops a bombshell, it's =because= it's false.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (44ww/)

182 Tywin Lannister sighs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 05:49 PM (XvPQV)

183 "People With Penises" or "People Who Can Get People Pregnant;"

Why not just "potential rapists"?

Certainly that is the direct the connotation is aiming at.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (F1zV5)

184 "...it doesn't stop Ace from the broad brush on FBI, either...when an entire profession goes off the rails, especially at the top"


You get used to it. I don't tell anyone I meet who I work for anymore.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (RKLPC)

185 The public school system needs to be torn down

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (2JoB8)

186 "a reasonable doubt."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (lKAqb)

187 >>She was polishing her own apple way back then.



I like those kind of Teacher videos.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (afPr4)

188 149 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom


And you are awesome just like my dear sister who is a conservative and has been a teacher for decades and does not support the leftist attacks on our children. Having said that you should know that it is your administration and the vast majority of your fellow teachers who are the enemy. There is no getting around it. We can only defeat the enemy if we identify it first!

Posted by: Floridachick at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (gBDWH)

189 I work in drug development as a kinda scientist-ish, and I think people's recent mistrust of the scientific and medical establishment and drug companies is well deserved. I don't take it personally since I know I am not a bad actor.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (rF64X)

190 magna cum laude

So, not summa?

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM (hI596)

191 184 "...it doesn't stop Ace from the broad brush on FBI, either...when an entire profession goes off the rails, especially at the top"


You get used to it. I don't tell anyone I meet who I work for anymore.
Posted by: Greyman27 at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (RKLPC)

Don't worry, we also have lawyers and finance professionals on this board!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM (b2nrj)

192 Yeah, "allyship."

Why do you need allies when it comes to your sex life?

Seems quaint in 2022, but FFS, I don't need to know, care, or encourage what you (legally) do in the bedroom. Grow up and be content with this all by yourself, or pay a mental health professional to be your confidant and ally.
Again, be better. Be a freaking adult.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM (F9n3W)

193 Please don't break my heart. I have been here since 2004. I support the conservative agenda. I have dedicated my 30+ year career to being the best English teacher any student or parent could want without any political agenda--as have many colleagues of the same mind and soul.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:39 PM (REJkJ)

No offense but you are the exception. As such you will be unfairly lumped in with the majority when the profession is discussed. Think of it as being an upstanding , moral , right thinking attorney in the law profession. ...Wait that's too far fetched....

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM (eCqFY)

194 I wish that Victor Davis Hanson did not demand I appease him with these daily cruelties.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K)

Be all you can be

Posted by: Joe exploding dollars Bdien at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM (M+Lyo)

195 was polishing her own apple way back then.



I like those kind of Teacher videos.
Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:50 PM (afPr4)

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10,439 videos

Posted by: Pr0nhub.com at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (uywL/)

196 >> I don't take it personally since I know I am not a bad actor.


Do you have any tips? I am just awful.

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (afPr4)

197 Every unionized teacher in the USA is paying dues to fucking communists. When the teachers throw off the unions, I'll believe there are plenty of good teachers.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (qpX6U)

198 I was not qualified to teach Sex Ed, even after 4 Med deployments and being home-ported in Olongapo, Philippines Island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (u82oZ)


But if you'd been in Thailand...

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (FJYfm)

199 So if not enough are pushing back, and their professional orgs and unions are pushing this, why precisely the fvck is it out of bounds to say "teachers"? Hmm?
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (wNDOJ)

Ditto journalists.

Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (qwO6y)

200 "Don't worry, we also have lawyers and finance professionals on this board!"


Ha! Yeah, guess I have it pretty easy in that case.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (RKLPC)

201 Let me see if I have this right:
Doctors-- some with decades in medicine and all with a minimum of an advanced degree-- don't always guess right what "gender" a baby is.

But a teacher, a mere 4 years of the easiest degree at any college, and a weekend seminar at the Airport Ramada-- is fully trained to KNOW correctly the "gender" of a child.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (YL9Jm)

202 Not giving teachers a effing pass. Y'all sat by and did nothing while kicking men and dads out of the classrooms and schools while adopting the original LGBT Agenda on the Congressional Record 1987.
Stop making the same people get their hands dirty and lives ruined fighting the good fight and effing stand up against these Child Rapists hired by the schools.
Sorry not Sorry.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (t8D8o)

203 I would like to prepare a lesson plan for the cobloggers and open bloggers on how to queer this blog.

I think we should start by discussing chaps, and whether they are by definition assless, or is that a special case!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (XIJ/X)

204 Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

And ta ta Ta! a guy that moves pianos for a living. What a great nic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (u82oZ)

205 Pro tip: If your child's teacher is wearing Mardi Gras beads it's probably not a good sign.


You wish they were Mardi Gras Beads.
Posted by: garrett


Why are they different sizes on the same strand?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (yt//j)

206 So will we be treated to the left dissecting the authenticity of Barrett's d224 or whatever it's called?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aMA7g)

207 Speaking of education, my poor daughter is taking her AP Biology Exam as we speak. I sure hope she remembered how to define a woman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 05:53 PM (lgeFv)

208 Please don't take out your anger on goddessoftheclassroom, folks. Getting pretty harsh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:53 PM (rF64X)

209 If a kid was on a street or shopping mall and some adult started this crap asking and telling sexual story the person should be locked up, yet these freaking teachers do it and get paid by tax money.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 05:53 PM (2JoB8)

210 Pro tip: If your child's teacher is wearing Mardi Gras beads it's probably not a good sign.
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I think that's a cheap pearl (fake pearls, of course) necklace, like they sell in department stores.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 11, 2022 05:53 PM (k4dH2)

211 Wally

Went to Perth, Australia instead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

212 Divide by Zero

"polishing my apple" implies that I was bragging.
Perhaps you define bragging as sharing examples of hard work and successes.
If so, yes, I did.
I also maintained the prayer list. I NEVER posted an unkind or vulgar word.
I do not understand your comment. Please do not bother to explain.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 05:53 PM (REJkJ)

213 206 So will we be treated to the left dissecting the authenticity of Barrett's d224 or whatever it's called?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aMA7g)

I'm working on it

Posted by: Oz,/Grenell at May 11, 2022 05:54 PM (TQlM9)

214 153 What is with the left's attempt to make everybody gay?

Are they trying to extinguish the human species, or do they just plan on growing designer babies in petrie dishes in the future?


I will say it again: They hate you and they want you dead. They want to destroy you and there is no better way than to destroy everything that you hold dear and sacred.

It is that simple.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 11, 2022 05:54 PM (gBDWH)

215 Yeah, "allyship."

Why do you need allies when it comes to your sex life?

Seems quaint in 2022, but FFS, I don't need to know, care, or encourage what you (legally) do in the bedroom. Grow up and be content with this all by yourself, or pay a mental health professional to be your confidant and ally.
Again, be better. Be a freaking adult.


these people are utterly empty inside

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 05:54 PM (w0NJk)

216
magna cum laude

So, not summa?

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM


My wife graduated summa with two degrees. Also, she's hot. But I feel the need to never mention that again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 05:54 PM (dQvv7)

217 My wife is a teacher so I can't be against all of them. Some of the stuff she's seen in college for teaching degrees is pretty crazy though. Although she does fine arts so you'd expect more of that. There is very definitely a sense when discussing things that teachers are the experts on how the learning process happens and everyone should shut up and listen to them. I see this in the literature and what little I've heard at conferences. I hear a bit of this from my wife too somwtimes and I most certainly voice my displeasure in the same way Key&Peele put their wives in their place. I SAID ... luv you 💓

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 05:54 PM (0fVbu)

218 VDH is as insatiable as Walter White Caligula, and denying him is just as dangerous.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 05:55 PM (44ww/)

219 Scanners show an Intersex Allyship approaching. Unknown lifeforms aboard.

Posted by: Spock at May 11, 2022 05:55 PM (vN+oL)

220 I think we should start by discussing chaps, and whether they are by definition assless, or is that a special case!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (XIJ/X)

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Then there's the whole Ginger vs. The Professor controversy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 05:55 PM (uywL/)

221 Darling wife was a teacher in public / private / parochial / and homeschool settings for 25+ years. Damn good at her job (English Lit and Grammar, History). One year in a North Omaha middle school chased her out for good. What a nightmare. Sad when your wife is in more physical danger around a bunch of 13 year-olds than you are working in law enforcement.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (RKLPC)

222 To be fair, I was just making a PornHub joke.

One moron got it.

Just wanted to be clear since it appears everyone is running around with their frenulum aflame today.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (afPr4)

223 196 >> I don't take it personally since I know I am not a bad actor.


Do you have any tips? I am just awful.
Posted by: Amber Heard
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Pull on a nose hair or bite the inside of your mouth the next time you're pretending to cry, honey.

That no-tears gnashing and wailing that you did during your testimony scene didn't fool anybody.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (k4dH2)

224 "I don't take it personally"

I'm a computer programmer. Slam my profession as hard as you can, I ain't gonna cry about it. We deserve it. But teachers have that damn halo. They are so fricking noble.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (qpX6U)

225 207 Speaking of education, my poor daughter is taking her AP Biology Exam as we speak. I sure hope she remembered how to define a woman.


my son did that today! he said it was "easy." I said "oh good you'll get a 5 then." he was like "no way! I'll probably get a 3 or 4."

"So it wasn't easy?"

no he just doesn't try that hard he says

blargh I can't stand it

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (w0NJk)

226 They're not child molesters.
They're just supporting the rights of children who identify as molestees.

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (OzNIz)

227 Goddessoftheclassroom, you for sure should skip the threads on ex-wife and whether women should vote, lol! Or the ones where someone promotes nuking [ insert blue city/state here]. Don't take it personally, there's an implied 'Ron and 'ette exemption most of the time (but not always). Just ask Wyatt Erp about threads discussing the police in recent years...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 05:57 PM (F9n3W)

228 Y'know how Marx was all about how direct labor and direct labor alone was the source of all value? The Left believes something like that except about gay sex.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 05:57 PM (b2nrj)

229 So will we be treated to the left dissecting the authenticity of Barrett's d224 or whatever it's called?


Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aMA7g)


On it!

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 11, 2022 05:57 PM (wNDOJ)

230 Don't say Gay, Bill.

Posted by: Bill's Gay Bud at May 11, 2022 05:57 PM (WmGrA)

231 I'm a computer programmer. Slam my profession as hard as you can, I ain't gonna cry about it. We deserve it. But teachers have that damn halo. They are so fricking noble.


I work in ADVERTISING

even I hate what I do sometimes lol

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 05:57 PM (w0NJk)

232 National Science Teachers Association
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Trust the #Science

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 05:57 PM (dscaa)

233 That no-tears gnashing and wailing that you did during your testimony scene didn't fool anybody.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM (k4dH2)

Taylor Lorenz also engaged in tearless crying in that interview. She's probably at least half as crazy as Amber Heard.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 05:58 PM (rF64X)

234 For the record, I am fine with any woman, teacher or not, having the ability to vote so long as she owns property and has a tax liability.

Interestingly, I feel the same way about men.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 11, 2022 05:58 PM (/BX3R)

235 >>> So will we be treated to the left dissecting the authenticity of Barrett's d224 or whatever it's called?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aMA7g)


They don't really do that. They'll just say it's fake, their propaganda media will say it's fake, therefore it's fake. Only conservatives check for fonts and crap. Leftists look at that and laugh. Fake but accurate.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 05:58 PM (0fVbu)

236 Looking back on my time in 2nd grade, the old feelings that I was being groomed by my smoking hot teacher are coming forward and I'm still traumatized that she singled me out for a future of interaction with her daughters who happened to be in 1st grade and kindergarten at that time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (aeMRC)

237 Who were these cretins when we were in school and why weren't they pummeled within an inch of their pathetic lives?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (dscaa)

238 I know this is OT/ but what's with this new "Ultra MAGA " mantra ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (TQlM9)

239 I'm a computer programmer. Slam my profession as hard as you can, I ain't gonna cry about it. We deserve it. But teachers have that damn halo. They are so fricking noble.

*

You're the real hero.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (/BX3R)

240 Guy Mohawk wants bet there is no correct answer if that was the question?

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (2JoB8)

241 >>What is it with the lefts attempt to make everybody gay?

This explained very well in an old American Thinker post by blogger Bookworm called "Sex and State Power."

Bing it, read it, you will understand their agenda.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (F9n3W)

242 chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

Thank you so much for your support.
Truly, I think I am the English teacher y'all would want your children to have. None of my students know my politics.
One of them asked me, "Are you a Christian?"
Since I will never deny Christ (long ago I thought I would to save myself and my sons from Islamists, but I realized my folly), I simply replied, "Yes."
She said, "I knew it! You show the fruits of the spirit."


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 06:00 PM (REJkJ)

243
If you're wondering "Why?"

Same answer as to why dogs lick their balls.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:00 PM (a08xO)

244
Sad when your wife is in more physical danger around a bunch of 13 year-olds than you are working in law enforcement.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 11, 2022 05:56 PM


My wife (teacher) got kicked in the leg every day for an entire school year by an abusive child. The leftist principal did nothing, while I said, "If she thought I was bruising you like that she'd have the power of the state come and lock me up."

The principal was a failure, and ultimately the parochial school because of her.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (dQvv7)

245 Might want to be grateful Black Orchid, if my kid doesn't get a 5, it will be the end of the world! Yeah, she is one of those, its innate but it doesn't come from me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (lgeFv)

246 Dr. Bone

So you played Doctor early? Or earlier than moat?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

247 I heard someone read a section from Toni Morrison's Beloved, and it was plotless pornographic babytalk. It seemed to be trying to be shocking in place of being good writing or have a story to keep the covers apart.
Just for that it should not be allowed near children.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

248 @84 BREAKING: US appeals court rules California’s ban on sale of semiautomatic weapons to adults under 21 is unconstitutional

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Nice, but this sort of thing seems to happen on a regular basis these days. The problem is the inevitable 9th Circuit en banc hearing (which, in the 9th Circuit, is only some of the judges, supposedly picked at random), where the pro-2A ruling is *always* overturned.

Posted by: junior at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (qfwNG)

249 My former boss's son is a High School history teacher. Conservative guy. I've heard him rail against teachers more than what's been said here.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (eCqFY)

250 Why do I hang out in bathhouses?
Science!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at May 11, 2022 06:02 PM (hVAZs)

251 She said, "I knew it! You show the fruits of the spirit."

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That's mangoes, if I know my Biblical exegesis correctly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:02 PM (uywL/)

252 Thank you so much for your support.
Truly, I think I am the English teacher y'all would want your children to have. None of my students know my politics.
One of them asked me, "Are you a Christian?"
Since I will never deny Christ (long ago I thought I would to save myself and my sons from Islamists, but I realized my folly), I simply replied, "Yes."
She said, "I knew it! You show the fruits of the spirit."


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 06:00 PM (REJkJ)

Keep doing what you are doing. Your students are fortunate to have you, doubly so with all the insane perv teachers running around.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 06:02 PM (rF64X)

253 238 I know this is OT/ but what's with this new "Ultra MAGA " mantra ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM (TQlM9)

Media label to try to make R candidates look more extreme...Trump picked up the label to now make them more super-heroic (with his new Tshirts)...

Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2022 06:02 PM (exHjb)

254 245 Might want to be grateful Black Orchid, if my kid doesn't get a 5, it will be the end of the world! Yeah, she is one of those, its innate but it doesn't come from me.


that's because she's a GIRL! my daughter was the same!!!!

it's not just my son - all his friends too - they are just like "meh" about everything

he literally said "Cs get degrees" to the tour guide at CU Boulder and the kid laughed

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 06:02 PM (w0NJk)

255
If someone went up to a kid at a park and told the kid all about his sex life, he'd be arrested.

Why is it okay for a "teacher" to do it in a classroom?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:03 PM (a08xO)

256 An otter on meth.

Can I vist your class and talk about otter nature?

They call them meth otters, The Up-Stream Swimmers. They'll swim all the way to the source, your toilet.

The next step will be trans- mammalism. Which begins with a visit to your Cross Mammal surgeon...

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2022 06:03 PM (J8LnB)

257 Since I've already been smeared for years as the source of all American ills based on my immutable characteristics, others getting the same treatment doesn't hit me in the feels all that much. Sorry.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:03 PM (0Dzkw)

258 Ace could you also please stop lumping all of NeverTrump together?

Thanks

Posted by: Your pal Jonah at May 11, 2022 06:03 PM (aMA7g)

259 "You're the real hero."

Nothing heroic about cubicle work. But you don't see public service announcements encouraging people to 'Thank a programmer,' nor should you. Teachers get those. You don't see politicians wailing how underpaid programmers are. But that's the perennial teacher plaint.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 06:03 PM (qpX6U)

260 I was not qualified to teach Sex Ed, even after 4 Med deployments and being home-ported in Olongapo, Philippines Island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2022 05:48 PM (u82oZ)


But if you'd been in Thailand...

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM


Magsaysay street Olangapo City Philippines and Pattya Beach Thailand. A single sailors version of heaven.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:04 PM (bVYXr)

261
magna cum laude

So, not summa?
Posted by: Squid


ULTRA magna

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 06:04 PM (63Dwl)

262 That's how James Taylor ended the Ukraine war. He sang You've Got a Frenulum.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:04 PM (dscaa)

263 >>> you're only jumping on this bandwagon because you see the possibility of some permissible homophobia.
Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 05:37 PM (0G13K)


More like a manwagon, am I right? It's a wagon of men, possibly also pulled by men or perhaps men holding hands so as to form a wagon like formation... look... just... you see it was a gay joke!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 06:05 PM (0fVbu)

264 But teachers have that damn halo. They are so fricking noble.
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There used to be some teachers who deserved those halos, people who worked damn hard and got good results, for low pay.

But today's teachers are very different (although there are still a few good ones out there). American kids can't read or do math or much of anything else very well, teachers are paid more than ever, and yet all they seem to do is bitch and whine and spend their classroom hours ranting about their political beliefs or trying to turn kids gay or tranny.

It's sick and stupid, and we are raising a generation of kids who are not going to be able to compete with Japanese or Chinese or other students from countries where education is still taken seriously.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 11, 2022 06:05 PM (k4dH2)

265 My third grade teacher, Miss Qualito, was gorgeous. 23 y.o. just out of San Diego State. Hubba hubba.

My friend and I climbed up the drinking fountain to look into the room before the first day of class. She caught us spying on her. Wanna know what she did?

She smiled. We were forever smitten.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 06:06 PM (lKAqb)

266
Looking back on my time in 2nd grade, the old feelings that I was being groomed by my smoking hot teacher are coming forward...

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 05:59 PM


My second grade teacher was very first year in the classroom. Shorterish skirts, stockings, heels. Made an impression, that has scarred my life and filled my wife's closet with short skirts, fancy stockings and platform heels.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:06 PM (dQvv7)

267 I was an insurance adjuster. I didn't mind being hated by people trying to game the system which was at least 80% of the claimants .

I will say that Ward Cleaver was an insurance adjuster so at one time we weren't looked down upon.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 06:06 PM (eCqFY)

268 You're the real hero."

Nothing heroic about cubicle work. But you don't see public service announcements encouraging people to 'Thank a programmer,' nor should you. Teachers get those. You don't see politicians wailing how underpaid programmers are. But that's the perennial teacher plaint.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp

*

It was a Norm Mcdonald reference (worth searching YouTube for his name and teacher heckler if you are unfamiliar) , but trust me, when the teachers decide to call it a day at 1:15 and let the kids play on the computers for the rest of the afternoon, they couldn't do their jobs without you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 11, 2022 06:06 PM (/BX3R)

269 That's how James Taylor ended the Ukraine war. He sang You've Got a Frenulum.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:04 PM (dscaa)

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Credit to James Taylor for having the foreskin to see how music can quell international conflicts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:06 PM (uywL/)

270 One of them asked me, "Are you a Christian?"
Since I will never deny Christ (long ago I thought I would to save myself and my sons from Islamists, but I realized my folly), I simply replied, "Yes."
She said, "I knew it! You show the fruits of the spirit."


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 06:00 PM (REJkJ)
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Wow, that must have been rewarding to hear. And to also realize some parents out there have raised their children right.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 06:07 PM (5pTK/)

271 247 I heard someone read a section from Toni Morrison's Beloved, and it was plotless pornographic babytalk. It seemed to be trying to be shocking in place of being good writing or have a story to keep the covers apart.
Just for that it should not be allowed near children.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

I had to read The Bluest Eye, also by Toni Morrison, in college. IIRC, it had some graphic child rape scene in addition to being incredibly boring. No way it should be allowed anywhere near children, either.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 11, 2022 06:07 PM (rF64X)

272 he literally said "Cs get degrees" to the tour guide at CU Boulder and the kid laughed

That is funny, haven't heard that one before. Is he going to go to CU?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (lgeFv)

273 I think "Ultra MAGA " has less carbs.

Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (Cfk8j)

274 Oh, my dear sweet Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (3NKiY)

275 So will we be treated to the left dissecting the authenticity of Barrett's d224 or whatever it's called?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aMA7g)

I'm working on it
Posted by: Oz,/Grenell at May 11, 2022 05:54 PM (TQlM9)

Dan Rather, pick up the red courtesy phone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (Vq4Lt)

276 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

I retired from PA after 30 years. I'm now teaching in a public Jacksonville, Florida, school. My students were FAR below grade level in reading, but I brought most of them up closer.
I insisted on good manners.
I've held them accountable and referred them when they needed consequences.
God has called me here, and I have (and will) bloom where I'm planted.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (REJkJ)

277
You don't see politicians wailing how underpaid programmers are. But that's the perennial teacher plaint.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 06:03 PM (qpX6U)

___________

Respect is earned by accomplishments achieved, not by positions occupied.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (/U27+)

278 Advising Teachers to Refer to Students As "People With Penises" or "People Who Can Get People Pregnant;"

At least it's not "People Who Can Splooge Up Other People's Asses", but maybe they leave that until third grade.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (SjwtK)

279 273 I think "Ultra MAGA " has less carbs.
Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (Cfk8j)

Wouldn't that be MAGA Ultra?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (3NKiY)

280 Don't lump me in with all the conceited handsome men. It's not fair.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (eCqFY)

281
Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)

282 People Who's Balls Itch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (3NKiY)

283 >>>I think "Ultra MAGA " has less carbs.

Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (Cfk8j)

Ultra MAGA is the gateway to Ultra GAINZZZ

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (QYPq3)

284 That is funny, haven't heard that one before. Is he going to go to CU?


ha ha if he gets in!! he'd love to go

he's a junior

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (w0NJk)

285 History always judges Democrats badly. It's a thing.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (dscaa)

286 " Only conservatives check for fonts and crap. Leftists look at that and laugh. Fake but accurate."

ha, yeah, the fake Obama birth certificate ... another of those "Alex Jones was right" moments. Not sure what Jones said on that, but I think Trump was right ... there is something on there he does not want us to see.

Probably born in Hawaii, but multiple other potential issues.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

287 Imagine how these queers feel if they have nothing but straight kids to teach.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (KiBMU)

288 Any good punky/new wavy songs wrecking a beatle's song, Back In The USSR?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (J8LnB)

289 281
Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)

This is about garret, isn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (3NKiY)

290 This crazy trans crap is everywhere. I just finished a hearing and a 3 or 4 year old girl does not use her given name, she is now a gender neutral name Morgan.

And no one says anything. This little girl is in foster care and all of the adults are all in on Her gender fluidity and choice.

I want to throw up.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (haWye)

291 >>>Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)

It's an old defense lawyer's trick.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (QYPq3)

292 I think "Ultra MAGA " has less carbs.
Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (Cfk8j)

Wouldn't that be MAGA Ultra?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM


MAGA Ultra 2.6 grams of carbs and 95 calories.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (bVYXr)

293 Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)

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I think he meant homophones because we all sound alike.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (pkdUO)

294 Force 10 from MAGA

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:11 PM (3NKiY)

295 Here's the opinion in the 9th Circuit gun case (PDF download):

https://tinyurl.com/9th-Circus-Gun-Ruling-Today

Here's the very first paragraph:

"America would not exist without the heroism of the
young adults who fought and died in our revolutionary army. Today we reaffirm that our Constitution still protects the right that enabled their sacrifice: the right of young adults to keep and bear arms."

It's a 2 - 1 decision that will undoubtedly get a full panel hearing soon.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 06:11 PM (8gxrg)

296 >>> I think "Ultra MAGA " has less carbs.
Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (Cfk8j)


Someone here today suggested Magnum XL MAGA which is the best I've heard so far.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 06:11 PM (0fVbu)

297 And no one says anything. This little girl is in foster care and all of the adults are all in on Her gender fluidity and choice.

I want to throw up.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (haWye)
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Foster care and has found a way to feel special.

But, no cause and effect there, no siree!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 06:11 PM (5pTK/)

298 I think he meant homophones because we all sound alike.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (pkdUO)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:11 PM (3NKiY)

299 CU lets almost everybody in, so he's good. Mine is a junior too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:11 PM (lgeFv)

300 MAGA Ultra 2.6 grams of carbs and 95 calories.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (bVYXr)

Give me a nice tall DoppleMAGA!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 11, 2022 06:12 PM (VGRuw)

301 I think he meant homophones because we all sound alike.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (pkdUO)

{gives ShainS the side-eye}

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:12 PM (dscaa)

302 But his father was Frank Marshall?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 06:12 PM (lKAqb)

303 This crazy trans crap is everywhere. I just finished a hearing and a 3 or 4 year old girl does not use her given name, she is now a gender neutral name Morgan.

And no one says anything. This little girl is in foster care and all of the adults are all in on Her gender fluidity and choice

--------

It's a limited problem. She'll kill herself by 25.

And those who supported this will burn in hell for eternity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:12 PM (uywL/)

304 >>But today's teachers are very different


Today's parents are very different too. In keeping with the spirit of the thread I'm talking about all parents.

No, not really. But all of society has changed not just teachers. I remember when we have Parent/Teacher night when I was a kid. Every kids parents or parent showed up. My niece is a teacher and that is far from the case today.

Why did it take a pandemic and the closing of schools with remote teaching for parents to find out what has been going on in the schools? Because parents aren't nearly as involved with their kids education as they used to be.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)

305
You know how people ask kids what they want to be when they grow up?

I think Fuckheads are now asking toddlers what do they want to be, a boy or a girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:13 PM (a08xO)

306
I insisted on good manners.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM


that's the root of it right there

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 11, 2022 06:13 PM (ENBF0)

307 299 CU lets almost everybody in, so he's good. Mine is a junior too.


well we're out of state so according to his counselor, it's a reach-target which disappointed him

eh we'll see!

he thought APUSH was harder than AP Bio

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (w0NJk)

308 Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)


Lack of imagination, probably

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (xhaym)

309 >>> This crazy trans crap is everywhere.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (haWye)


We're going off the rails with the crazy trans.

Posted by: Ozzy banana Dream Manborn at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (0fVbu)

310 People who are too lazy to shave their face

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (3NKiY)

311 People who can pay $15 for a haircut

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (3NKiY)

312 Teachers this is just a reminder that if you have a trans student who doesn't present in the way that you think they need to,
---

Isn't the teachers argument that they are providing a safe space for their students to be who they are? And yet they are judging whether someone is trans enough? That hardly sounds like a safe space to me.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (K5YEQ)

313 We're going off the rails with the crazy trans.
Posted by: Ozzy banana Dream Manborn at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (0fVbu)

Thanks for the earworm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 06:14 PM (3NKiY)

314 ha, yeah, the fake Obama birth certificate ... another of those "Alex Jones was right" moments. Not sure what Jones said on that, but I think Trump was right ... there is something on there he does not want us to see.

Probably born in Hawaii, but multiple other potential issues.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 06:09 PM (Cus5s)



RACE: WHITE

Posted by: der Kuchen at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (yQpMk)

315 291 >>>Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)

It's an old defense lawyer's trick.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:10 PM (QYPq3)

-------

If the facts are on your side, pound the facts. If the law is on your side, pound the law. If neither the facts nor the law are on your side, pound the dicks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (pkdUO)

316 Teachers this is just a reminder that if you have a trans student who doesn't present in the way that you think they need to, that's probably from a place where their parents aren't super supportive and they need more support from you.
---
Translation: Kids can pick which stereotypes to conform to, but they must pick a stereotype to conform to.

Suddenly this is about people being themselves.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (krQz2)

317 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?

Posted by: Texas at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (aMA7g)

318 >>I insisted on good manners.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM


How very white of you.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 06:16 PM (afPr4)

319 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?
Posted by: Texas at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (aMA7g)
------------------

Gotcha covered, mate!

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at May 11, 2022 06:16 PM (5pTK/)

320 And those who supported this will burn in hell for eternity.

Hence, the visions of many souls falling into hell that the children saw at Fatima.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 06:17 PM (lKAqb)

321 Why is Ace calling all of us homopobes, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:08 PM (a08xO)
---
But he's not calling us "homopubes".

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 06:17 PM (krQz2)

322 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?

We're all equals now, so it's every Thing for Itself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 06:17 PM (ppBhU)

323
"How I Pissed Off Everyone With This One Little Trick"
--Ace

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:17 PM (a08xO)

324 the one good thing about CU is they give 8 credits for a 4 or 5 in AP bio. That's half a semester of not paying for crap electives.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:17 PM (lgeFv)

325 All aboard the crazy trans train.

It will either be stopped by normal people or it will infect us all very soon.

I do not have a lot of hope for the former.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 11, 2022 06:17 PM (haWye)

326
Groomers gotta Groom.

Posted by: portlandon at May 11, 2022 06:18 PM (+oR7L)

327 Ace is calling us homophobes?

As a straight white Christian male, I resemble that remark. Well, according to the left, anyway. But, enough about crazy people.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 06:18 PM (5pTK/)

328 So, 10 years in the reserves and she makes corporal. Sounds like a perfectly average American. Nothing wrong with that. Hell, it took me 8 years to make captain (O-3) though DD was kind enough to backdate my rank a year after i got out.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2022 06:18 PM (KAi1n)

329 The trans push is just the latest phase of the brainwashing op that, started two years ago. They beat everyone down with every brainwashing technique known to man in preparation to ply every possible mind with "new information".

It started with "the government will keep you safe", then moved to "all white people are racist - and not being racist is the most racist thing of all", and then I think was followed by "there is no such thing as men and women" and now "you must sanction sexual abuse of kids in school or you are a qwertyphobe".

It's all part of the same op, I told you about it in advance. Hence the whirlwind we are being subjected to daily.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:18 PM (dscaa)

330 Public school teachers and schools of educationare public enemy number one.

Posted by: fred at May 11, 2022 06:18 PM (GzokN)

331 I am Homopobe.

Posted by: Homopobe at May 11, 2022 06:19 PM (uywL/)

332 very cogent, three dots

also I love the term "qwerty-phobe" and am stealing

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 06:20 PM (w0NJk)

333 I am Homopobe

Posted by: Spartacus at May 11, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

334 I really really enjoy that gender is a societal construct yet all the folks trying to shake things up really just enforce the aesthetic of those constructs: boys in heels and dresses etc.

I know they think they are somehow disrupting the order by doing that but it's delusional. If they ever actually succeeded in making dresses unisex they would be left without a way to be outrageous

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 06:20 PM (aMA7g)

335 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?

Depends on where you are on the diversity stack. I think homeless trans black muslim women are at the top right now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

336 I saw Raging Homopobe open for Men Without Hats at The Whiskey in '84.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:20 PM (uywL/)

337 I ain't afraid of no homo!

Posted by: Ray Parker Jr. at May 11, 2022 06:21 PM (krQz2)

338 Depends on where you are on the diversity stack. I think homeless trans black muslim women are at the top right now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

No. It's trannies and illegal aliens duking it out for #1.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:22 PM (dscaa)

339 I am Homopobe

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (aMA7g)

340 A depiction of the desired future in ProgLand:

https://tinyurl.com/2hwfs9bp

Posted by: BlueMoon at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (FYFBu)

341 anyone who objects to a stranger appointing zirself the arbiter of how someone else's son or daughter should "present" himself sexually is just a damned bigot and transphobe and gayphobe.


Ahhh...so...Stranger Danger is still a thing.
Good to know. Grandkids of Diogenes will know what to begin shouting as they run from the classroom and go to the office and insist on calling the cops.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (anj39)

342 They probably couldn't figure out how to even lower the lifeboats.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (vrz2I)

343 Thank Ace for his diligence and cromulence.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 11, 2022 06:24 PM (glGDV)

344 Joe is really losing his shit. Now he's yelling about MAGA people being against bread lines or something.

He might end up being our best campaign weapon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

345 342 They probably couldn't figure out how to even lower the lifeboats.
Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (vrz2I)

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Davits are homophobic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:25 PM (uywL/)

346 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?


Nobody would. They'd all drown in the icy cold North Atlantic arguing over grievances and gender identities.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 06:25 PM (sAmhv)

347 Hey, is that the Crab Nebula or are you happy to see me? - National Science Teachers Association on how to get that sex talk started

Posted by: George Gascon at May 11, 2022 06:25 PM (om989)

348 They probably couldn't figure out how to even lower the lifeboats.
Posted by: fd

What if those watercraft didn't identify as lifeboats? What then?

Did you think of that? Who are we to say what they are.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (Msys3)

349 Maybe ace was just calling us Hoplites and autocucumber changed it. I've always dug the cool helmets, not a fan of the short man-skirts

THIS IS AOSHQ!

just practicing. I think I'm ready now

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (0fVbu)

350
Keep in mind: states and federal govt have special perks for women-owned" businesses.

These companies get special consideration when submitting bids for public projects. (Sort of like affirmative action but for the wives of men who put their construction companies in their wife's name.)

But now, trannies like bruce jenner and lia thomas can reap the benefits of "women-owned" businesses.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (a08xO)

351 345 342 They probably couldn't figure out how to even lower the lifeboats.
Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (vrz2I)

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Davits are homophobic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:25 PM (uywL/)

...

Boats are colonialist

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (aMA7g)

352 >Joe is really losing his shit. Now he's yelling about MAGA people being against bread lines or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

LOL, guilty as charged

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (0Dzkw)

353 What's under Orion's Belt?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (lgeFv)

354 Hey, if Mannix is around, brilliant point on the podcast about censorship leading the left to having no idea how the rest of the country thinks.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 06:27 PM (DFWJJ)

355 So, 10 years in the reserves and she makes corporal. Sounds like a perfectly average American. Nothing wrong with that. Hell, it took me 8 years to make captain (O-3) though DD was kind enough to backdate my rank a year after i got out.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2022 06:18 PM


I had competent E-5's that I had to kick out after 15 years for HYT that just could not pass the advancement exam. They did their job 100% but they could not score high enough on the test to get advanced to E6. It happens.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:27 PM (bVYXr)

356 This is how you figure out who is (currently) top of the Stack:

If a tranny ran over a muslim and the story HAD to be reported, how much would they hide the trannyness or bury the story completely, versus the other way around and how much would they hide the muslimality or bury the story.

You can do this with any two groups on the Stack.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:27 PM (dscaa)

357 What's under Orion's Belt?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (lgeFv)

Some people say this line of stars is his sword but AKSHUALLY...

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 06:28 PM (aMA7g)

358 I'm having fun thinking up words for the Biden cabal to match the Utra Maga acronym -Ultra Saga
SAGA /Stupid anti American Grifters

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 06:28 PM (iQ5aQ)

359 GOD does exist no matter how much these people wish He doesn't. He will judge sin. He will not be mocked. People will be surprised just like they were when it started to rain for the first time ever.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2022 06:28 PM (0OP+5)

360
Joe is really losing his shit. Now he's yelling about MAGA people being against bread lines or something.

He might end up being our best campaign weapon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:24 PM


I'm kinda non-committal on the bread line issue.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (dQvv7)

361 Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?

https://tinyurl.com/32vewxst

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

362 356 This is how you figure out who is (currently) top of the Stack:

If a tranny ran over a muslim and the story HAD to be reported, how much would they hide the trannyness or bury the story completely, versus the other way around and how much would they hide the muslimality or bury the story.

You can do this with any two groups on the Stack.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:27 PM (dscaa)

They'd hide the tranny part and reveal the muslim part and imply it's part of a campaign of white Christian terror. I'm not sure what that implies about the stack though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (b2nrj)

363 If a tranny ran over a muslim and the story HAD to be reported, how much would they hide the trannyness or bury the story completely, versus the other way around and how much would they hide the muslimality or bury the story.
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False dichotomy.

You can expose any story by calling a "tragedy"...that Trump caused..by something he "introduced" into politics.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (krQz2)

364 I'm kinda non-committal on the bread line issue.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (dQvv7)

It's important to make commies wait in breadlines. Otherwise they don't learn.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (b2nrj)

365 Or rather Stupid Anti American Grifting Asses. Forgot the A.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (iQ5aQ)

366 I'm kinda non-committal on the bread line issue.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (dQvv7)



Is it artesian baked locally source organic bread?

Posted by: Spartacus at May 11, 2022 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

367 I don want bread. Is there a chocolate line?

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:30 PM (vrz2I)

368 "dangerhair" is a good new word, ace !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 11, 2022 06:30 PM (jA0b8)

369 342 They probably couldn't figure out how to even lower the lifeboats.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:23 PM (vrz2I)


It used to be, "Women and children first into the boats!"

Soon it will be, "Passengers into the boats in order of your total number of LGBTQIIA+ and other victim points, highest to lowest!" By the time the passengers finish arguing about how many total LGBTQ and victim points everyone has, the ship will have sunk taking the lifeboats down with it, empty.

Posted by: BlueMoon at May 11, 2022 06:30 PM (FYFBu)

370 Now he's yelling about MAGA people being against bread lines or something.


Let them eat Gay Cake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

371 is this because i'm full of meat?

Posted by: Homo Po' Boy at May 11, 2022 06:31 PM (rzne3)

372 >>I don want bread. Is there a chocolate line?


There's a line for Helicopter Rides.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 06:31 PM (afPr4)

373
I am Homopobe.
Posted by: Homopobe


What, the h?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 06:31 PM (63Dwl)

374 Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?

https://tinyurl.com/32vewxst
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

...

He's talking about people having to line up for food during COVID lockdown I think. But I'm pretty sure he's making Trump's arguments for him.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 06:31 PM (aMA7g)

375 >>> Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?
https://tinyurl.com/32vewxst
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)


You know this is starting to just feel sad and I think this elderly man may need some help.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 11, 2022 06:32 PM (0fVbu)

376 Is it a bad thing to be against bread lines?

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:32 PM (vrz2I)

377 They'd hide the tranny part and reveal the muslim part and imply it's part of a campaign of white Christian terror. I'm not sure what that implies about the stack though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (b2nrj)

It means trannies outrank Muslims and it is correct

Do the same with tranny and illegal alien and you find the battle is much closer.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:32 PM (dscaa)

378 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?
Posted by: Texas at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (aMA7g)

Everybody would be dead because nobody was a biologist to determine who could go on the boats

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:32 PM (dKiJG)

379 I think Sefton and CBD nailed it. These teachers don't have children. So the only way to propogate their world view/lifestyle is to convert your kids.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (DFWJJ)

380 Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?

https://tinyurl.com/32vewxst
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

Share you stash, man and the idiot will stop screaming.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (1DgE4)

381
Who's against lines? Bread is made of cocaine, right?

Posted by: Hunter at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (rzne3)

382 It used to be, "Women and children first into the boats!"

Soon it will be, "Passengers into the boats in order of your total number of LGBTQIIA+ and other victim points, highest to lowest!" By the time the passengers finish arguing about how many total LGBTQ and victim points everyone has, the ship will have sunk taking the lifeboats down with it, empty.
Posted by: BlueMoon at May 11, 2022 06:30 PM (FYFBu)

...

Everyone line up down there at the back. The STERN. WHAT-everrrrr.

Now take one step forward if you identify as one of the following:...

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (aMA7g)

383 Magsaysay street Olangapo City Philippines and Pattya Beach Thailand. A single sailors version of heaven.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:04 PM (bVYXr)

Bar girl in Saigon telling me I am #1 as we drove past.

https://tinyurl.com/47aea9we

Posted by: Javems at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (zDtZm)

384 Joey has declared DJT as the "Great MAGA King"

They just don't know when to stop.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (QYPq3)

385 377 They'd hide the tranny part and reveal the muslim part and imply it's part of a campaign of white Christian terror. I'm not sure what that implies about the stack though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (b2nrj)

It means trannies outrank Muslims and it is correct

Do the same with tranny and illegal alien and you find the battle is much closer.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:32 PM (dscaa)

Shouldn't they always hide the identity of the attacker and blame a third party?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 06:34 PM (b2nrj)

386 Winston Churchill once wrote (I paraphrase) "When I travel I prefer the Italian Lines, because the food is great, the wines are incomparable and in case of emergency there's none of this business of women and children first...".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 06:34 PM (jTmQV)

387 I remember when my daddy pulled up to the bread line in his model T, it was very difficult to keep it running while we loaded the trunk with a box of food.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 06:34 PM (aeMRC)

388
The Great MAGA King is no more than a marcher count. Carry on.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA King at May 11, 2022 06:34 PM (rzne3)

389 378 If the Titanic sank today how would they know who gets on the lifeboats first?
Posted by: Texas at May 11, 2022 06:15 PM (aMA7g)

Everybody would be dead because nobody was a biologist to determine who could go on the boats
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:32 PM (dKiJG)

I once asked a Female Navy Chief, if Womenz and Children first rule was still in effect, seein as how we were all equal and stuff...

She was NOT amused.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

390 I think Sefton and CBD nailed it. These teachers don't have children. So the only way to propogate their world view/lifestyle is to convert your kids.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 06:33 PM (DFWJJ)

Nope. They hate people and want to punish them by stealing their children, mind and body. Taking their money isn't enough to satisfy the "thirst" anymore.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (dscaa)

391 Nood - quick hits.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (hR5xa)

392 >>> Joe is really losing his shit. Now he's yelling about MAGA people being against bread lines or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

LOL, guilty as charged
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:26 PM (0Dzkw)


Not a breadfan eh?

Posted by: Budgie at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (0fVbu)

393 Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?

https://tinyurl.com/32vewxst
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)


Never mind. He doesn't know either.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (anj39)

394 Nood ultra maga

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (hI596)

395 Highest Social Standing scores to the lifeboats first!

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (krQz2)

396 I don't need to know, care, or encourage what you (legally) do in the bedroom.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 05:51 PM (F9n3W)


A fond memory from my teenage years, listening to Paul Harvey's 15-minute news update during a lunch break:

"John and Sarah Smith of Kansas City, Missouri, say that they can do whatever they want inside their own home. But the judge says, 'Not on the dining room table, in front of the six-foot picture window!' Paul Harvey, Good day!"

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (dJs6r)

397 Magsaysay street Olangapo City Philippines and Pattya Beach Thailand. A single sailors version of heaven.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:04 PM (bVYXr)

Phuket as well....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (oHd/0)

398 Bar girl in Saigon telling me I am #1 as we drove past.

https://tinyurl.com/47aea9we
Posted by: Javems



That place looks like the STDs have STDs

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (sAmhv)

399 Shouldn't they always hide the identity of the attacker and blame a third party?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 06:34 PM (b2nrj)

They don't, though. Some of their victims really do outrank others. Do it with a woman and a tranny. The woman would never ever be protected because women are so incredibly far down the stack by now.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (dscaa)

400
Is it artesian baked locally source organic bread?

Posted by: Spartacus at May 11, 2022 06:30 PM


Down with 'King Harvey' and up with 'King Arthur 00 flour'. I might just stand in a short line for that stuff. It's like losing your pizza virginity again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (dQvv7)

401 What the Hell does this have to do with Science?

The REAL Science, not "science".

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (SRRAx)

402 Teachers are not doctors, they are not psychiatrists, they are not even child psychologists.


This would be forgivable if they could teach, which they actually can't do either.

They are good at one thing, asking for a raise.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (HqCQE)

403 >>> Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?
https://tinyurl.com/32vewxst
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S
===

Someone get that man an ice cream cone then remind him he's the President.

Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (qKfc+)

404 I had competent E-5's that I had to kick out after 15 years for HYT that just could not pass the advancement exam. They did their job 100% but they could not score high enough on the test to get advanced to E6. It happens.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:27 PM (bVYXr)
When I went in the Navy in the late 60s I served with some guys from WW II who were Second Class Petty Officers with over 20 years. Some were fat cooks but damn could they do their job, which was to cook onboard a USN ship, not crawl under barbwire and rappel off mountains.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (0OP+5)

405 Goddessoftheclassroom says "stop condemning all teachers."

No kidding. They're the real heroes.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

406 Only loafers need a bread line.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (eCqFY)

407 I sure taught all of you a lesson

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (hVAZs)

408 "stop condemning all teachers."


nope. this line of behavior and thought is where we are with the eff bee eye, ham n eggers my hairy hindquarters.

zero tolerance for this behavior in the schools. fuck them, war.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (UgAdJ)

409 Time for kids to start wearing bodycams to school. Hidden ones would be better...

Posted by: the last to post at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (0V4cx)

410 >>>Seriously, what the hell is he yelling about?
~~~~~

I dunno, but I like the new name he gave Trump:

Great MAGA King!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (VhE0u)

411 Think back to your own K-12 education - assuming you had one - and your teachers.

How many were memorable? Of those, how many were positive memories as opposed to bad? Now, of those, how many were significant contributors to your understanding of the subject matter and of the world?

I'd wager if 5-10% hit that last metric, you'd be doing pretty well. Which is to say the vast, vast majority of teachers -- especially K-6 -- were clock-punchers. And some number of them were, at best, baby-sitters handing out classwork designed by an industrial textbook company with no deviation in the class.

So, yay teachers like yay every other profession. You're very mostly not exceptional.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 11, 2022 06:47 PM (aXxgO)

412 They are paid to teach, but some seem to find that job beneath their talents, and seem to want to re-imaging the teaching profession as some kind of Child Psychologist/Sexologist/Guru/TikTok Influencer gig.

This type of non-teacher needs to be fired.

Posted by: Ace at 05:13 PM


From a cannon.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 08:36 PM (MFphb)

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