Christians Gently Escort "Ruth Sent Us" Church-Disruptor Mutants to the Exits

God welcomes all but not you bitches.

I'm very happy that Normies have finally had enough of this bullshit and have decided, in the words of the Real World, to stop being polite, and start getting real.

Meanwhile:

You gotta admit, she makes a strong case.

Posted by: Ace at 04:51 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Blutarski at May 10, 2022 04:51 PM (aA0sA)

2 Frog boiled normies. You will never save them all.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (APw58)

3 Virginia Allen
@Virginia_Allen5
Pro-abortion woman talking to press: “My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here.”

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Well, I guess she has a healthy relationship with her mom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

4 >>>You gotta admit, she makes a strong case.

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Cruel.

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (VJsqe)

5 Pro-abortion woman talking to press: “My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here.”

I mean, if it really bugs her...I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (OUMaO)

6 always with the stupid Handmaids Tale cosplay

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (j5Tg0)

7 Is there a single leftist who lives in the same universe as rationality?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 04:54 PM (KwB9Q)

8 Romangod7
@Romangod7
Marxists try to disrupt Mass at Cathedral of our Lady of the Angels. Security, ushers and parishioners said they were not having it.
#cathedral #Catholic

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So...did they gain support or lose it after this stunt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

9 The woman marching looks like one of the old flambeaux carriers at nighttime Mardi Gras parades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 04:54 PM (txdEq)

10 I'm calling bullshit on 'my mother didn't have a choice'. She's not old enough to be born prior to Roe V Wade

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:54 PM (XvPQV)

11 6 always with the stupid Handmaids Tale cosplay
Posted by: brak at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (j5Tg0)

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"Dominate me daddy..."
-Leftist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

12 Dear God. They're dumb as dirt.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 04:54 PM (ifHdv)

13 Gotta love the last one: If only my Mom had a choice.

You said it sister.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

14 And just like that, the Dems lost Hispanics

Posted by: Iblis at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (abOpZ)

15 Also funny since Ruth herself said row v Wade was wrong way to go about abortion laws. Even utopian Europeon union let's their countries set their own abortion laws.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (APw58)

16 frig -- willowed so a repost

402 I'd love to see Barnett appear on Tucker a few times. After all, he's had JD Vance on quite a few times, and she's NEWS.

And I hope hope hope Trump dumps his Oz endorsement pronto. He likes winners, and Oz ain't at all that. Honestly, I didn't know until the last few days that there was a viable 3rd choice in PA.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2022 04:52 PM (F0YaR)

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (F0YaR)

17 Oh, and I reread that missive from "Jane's Revenge" in the last thread. "Your repression only strengthens our accomplice-ship and resolve." "Accomplice-ship"? Geez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (txdEq)

18 And standing outside a judge's home BEFORE a decision is rendered is intimidation, not protest. By *any* definition or standard.

But I'm sure Republicans are on it. Maybe Durham will get 'em.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (dscaa)

19 hoodies at church COME ON

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (w0NJk)

20 Best thing to throw at Handmaiden cosplayers? Eggs. It's bee-yoo-tee-ful.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (HsAzN)

21 6 always with the stupid Handmaids Tale cosplay
Posted by: brak at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (j5Tg0)

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The closest real-world analog of the Handmaid's Tale cosplay is burkas. But libs don't view their treatment of women as oppressive. They love them some sharia.

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (VJsqe)

22 The Taser, The Taser.

Posted by: Channel your inner Beavis. at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

23 "gently escorted"

By the Ghanian funeral dancers?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2022 04:56 PM (F0YaR)

24 Always tell my wife one day left will wake up and realize what they have become on abortion and blame us for it just like they did with the KKK.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 10, 2022 04:56 PM (APw58)

25 "Accomplice-ship"? Geez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (txdEq)

Remind me again who it is that has "accomplices".

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 04:56 PM (dscaa)

26 These stunts aren't about gaining support, at least not from the normies. They're religious actions; they're a way to demonstrate one's faith, reinforce in-group bonds, separate the faithful from the fallen world, and maybe demonstrate their power to the public in hope of recruiting others who want to feel like they belong to something.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 04:56 PM (wmDcS)

27 "Accomplice-ship"? Geez.

I read it as, they tried "ally-ship" not knowing the word "alliance," then noticed that didn't look right, something something...accomplice-ship!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (HsAzN)

28 14 And just like that, the Dems lost Hispanics
Posted by: Iblis at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (abOpZ)

I found them. Don't tell anyone but they're in Central and Western WA.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

29 Christians need to can the being nice shit. God didn’t fuck around when he got tired of bullshit and neither should they. Drag them pieces of shit out by their hair and exit them down the steps onto their asses.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (d/ps/)

30 those handmaid hats make me hungry for Chinese takeout

Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (786Ro)

31 Remember "What would Jesus do?"
Flipping over tables and chasing people with whip is within the realm of possibilities.

Posted by: Paladin at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (Br9Gi)

32 28 14 And just like that, the Dems lost Hispanics
Posted by: Iblis at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (abOpZ)

I found them. Don't tell anyone but they're in Central and Western WA.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

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Have you seen the entwives? Lots of trees round about your neck of the woods.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

33 It's like Halloween met Juneteenth and they aborted a baby, but it lived.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (ifHdv)

34 On the prior thread Raimondo shared some of his family history and mentioned his fear that 12 year olds who are raped and impregnated by their step father won't be able to abort. Zoomin Toobin has the same fear.
My response: adoption. Win/Win/Win. The rapey stepfather gets sent to jail (DNA proves the crime) the baby lives a nice life, the girl is rid of the step father and doesn't have the guilt of killing an innocent child.



.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

35 That last gal, "mom didn't have a choice," umm, well, the gal does, and, if she hates that she was born that much, there are options.

Though ,as a Christian, I'd rather she repent and answer the Call of our Lord and Savior.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (5pTK/)

36 I for one love this precedent because we should do this when they come after guns.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (APw58)

37 Is there a single leftist who lives in the same universe as rationality?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022


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These people blew past mere irrationality a long time ago. They are so far beyond the border between sanity and insanity, they can't see the line any more from where they are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (txdEq)

38 I found them. Don't tell anyone but they're in Central and Western WA.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)


There's a straggler over here on the eastern side...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (DRSnL)

39 Virginia Allen
@Virginia_Allen5
Pro-abortion woman talking to press: “My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here.”
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Best argument I've seen for abortion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (iDcra)

40 always with the stupid Handmaids Tale cosplay

There's a new meme that the HT cosplay is actually dressing up as Heinz bottles. Given many of the body shapes involved, they're not wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (ZGrMX)

41 I want the footage of someone locking the doors and telling the WOmyn!s now they can't leave. Just you, us and the next twelve hours of Scripture. Welcome!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (cupoy)

42 Those chapeaus do look like they should have giant fortunes in them.

"Confucious said: To truly find oneself, one must play hide and seek alone."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (HsAzN)

43 I found them. Don't tell anyone but they're in Central and Western WA.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

There's a straggler over here on the eastern side...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 04:58 PM (DRSnL)

You tied him down pretty quick.

Oh, I'm headed out to your neck of the woods next week. Got a day off, so I'm going to be driving the Glacial Lake route

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

44 Should have escorted them out the belfry.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (YN5LJ)

45 32 28 14 And just like that, the Dems lost Hispanics
Posted by: Iblis at May 10, 2022 04:55 PM (abOpZ)

I found them. Don't tell anyone but they're in Central and Western WA.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

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On the upside, there is a kick-ass taco truck in Puyallup.
The live for lunch begins early and lasts a long time.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (anj39)

46 Do any Demoncrats talk about safe, legal, rare any more?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (KwB9Q)

47 Pixy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

48 Someone explain to me again why coat hangers are not an effective treatment? Who sets the standards when all you want to do is murder your baby?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (aeMRC)

49 I would have to have been restrained. Especially since I would have been armed. I hate those imbeciles worse than the fucking plague. HATES THEM I DOES.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (QSjkU)

50 Hand them a can of Old Dutch cleanser.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

51 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

52 Jesus help that woman in the bottom video. Sounds like her mother never let her forget she was nothing more than an unwelcome accident and wished she wasn’t around.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (CUZot)

53 On the upside, there is a kick-ass taco truck in Puyallup.
The live for lunch begins early and lasts a long time.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (anj39)

I've grown to love breakfast burritos.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (XvPQV)

54 I am seriously gobsmacked my pro-abortionists who wish they had been aborted.

Here's a 9mm. Have at it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (/VlxZ)

55 It really has become a party of the mentally ill.

Normies need to start punching back at this, they can't lock us all up.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (/WKm3)

56 Where was this church ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (eCqFY)

57 Dear God. They're dumb as dirt.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult

"The dumb you will always have with you."
-- God

*scribbles out some previous notes*

No, that's not it. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (Msys3)

58 Willowed myself:
I was thinking about some of the church intrusions over the last weekend.
You really don't want to shoot someone in a church (unless you are Alec Baldwin, of course), you know what would come in handy?
A large net. Or several of them.
Wrap them up, drag them outside and tie them upside down to the nearest tree, red dresses and all.

Posted by: gourmand is getting serious, here at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (jTmQV)

59 Incidentally, this cathedral is in Los Angeles. If *they've* had enough of the Marxists, that's quite something.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (ZGrMX)

60 Christians need to can the being nice shit. God didn’t fuck around when he got tired of bullshit and neither should they. Drag them pieces of shit out by their hair and exit them down the steps onto their asses.
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2022


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It was long before Christianity, but Joshua sure didn't ask the city of Jericho nicely, "Please, may we come in?" Nope. BLAARRRR!!! and the walls came down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (txdEq)

61 Oh, I'm headed out to your neck of the woods next week. Got a day off, so I'm going to be driving the Glacial Lake route
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)


Well email me and we'll see if we can meet up for lunch or dinner, if you have time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

62 I would have to have been restrained. Especially since I would have been armed. I hate those imbeciles worse than the fucking plague. HATES THEM I DOES.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (QSjkU)


I find carrying to be remarkably calming and a real solid restraint.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (anj39)

63 Have you seen the entwives? Lots of trees round about your neck of the woods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

I heard those sluts hooked up with Bigfoot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

64 51 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

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Honor killings are a thing in some mosques. Does that mean we have to allow it here?

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (VJsqe)

65 "... I wish that my grandmother - my mom's mom -- had been able to go to planned parenthood. She had unwed teenage parents who abandoned her multiple times throughout her life. She had to start working to support herself before her 14th birthday. She was aware there was something deeply unjust about her situation. .."
-- Chelsea Clinton

I really don't think Chelsea's grandma wished she were never born. Wild speculation, of course.

These women wishing they were dead to support abortion is chlling, and seriously messed up.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (K00qy)

66 "My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here."

You can still self-abort.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (vrz2I)

67 I'd suggest the mother's of some of these activists be questioned about their decision to not abort their kid.

Then ask them if they'd be in favor of a retroactive abortion now.

Then ask the activists about a retroactive abortion. I seriously doubt the irony would sink in...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (BFigT)

68 Where was this church ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (eCqFY)


Downtown LA

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

69 Where TF were these heifers 3 months ago when the potato tried to take away our choice not to get the death poke?

Posted by: Losing Patience at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (RnX+K)

70 OT....buddy of mine got the covid again for the second time. vaxxed and boosted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (bVYXr)

71 Breakfast tacos with homemade tortillas are da bomb.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (+Cemk)

72 Well email me and we'll see if we can meet up for lunch or dinner, if you have time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

Will do. I'll be planning on having dinner in Spokane, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

73 I think that church is in LA.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (QSjkU)

74 63 Have you seen the entwives? Lots of trees round about your neck of the woods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

I heard those sluts hooked up with Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

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Treebeard is not going to like this news...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

75 I am seriously gobsmacked my pro-abortionists who wish they had been aborted.

Here's a 9mm. Have at it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2022


***
I would not hand one of these nutcases a loaded gun under any circumstances. Or any weapon they can turn on you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 05:03 PM (txdEq)

76 I find carrying to be remarkably calming and a real solid restraint.
Posted by: Diogenes

Here likewise.

Interesting, isn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 05:03 PM (Msys3)

77 I honestly wondered how long before a pro-abort finally admitted they wished they weren't born.

I'm sort of surprised it took this long.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 05:03 PM (5pTK/)

78 Treebeard is not going to like this news...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

It'll take forever to tell him, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

79 It's evil, it will never stop until you're dead

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 05:04 PM (0OP+5)

80 Of course this happens in a deep blue state.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:04 PM (eCqFY)

81 Wow. One full Kohn.
That's 1000 millikohns. It's a bucketful of stupid.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 05:04 PM (hVAZs)

82 These women wishing they were dead to support abortion is chlling, and seriously messed up.


remember that weird M Night film The Happening?

hmm

he just portrayed it in a much more dramatic fashion, but the density found in cities might actually be triggering a species-wide depopulation response

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 10, 2022 05:04 PM (w0NJk)

83 I'm kinda impressed that that many women sew these days. It looks like a lot of work making the cloaks and bonnets, getting that much matching fabric, finding a pattern, sewing, fitting, etc. In the end, doing it simply to annoy people who are attending church services and have nothing to do with the outcome of the Roe vs. Wade decision.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (gPXoQ)

84 Christians need to can the being nice shit. God didn’t fuck around when he got tired of bullshit and neither should they. Drag them pieces of shit out by their hair and exit them down the steps onto their asses.

Posted by: JROD


I always have to remind those asking how Christ would handle things that, per the Gospels, use of a bullwhip is never quite off the table.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (OUMaO)

85 One good thing is that Hispanics don't go in for this type of nonsense.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (mR6Gs)

86 Can we make abortions retroactively available to all liberal adults?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Pptpf)

87 “My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here.”

Posted by: Ms Paradox at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Wg1SU)

88 My boot. Your ass.

It's that simple.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (9qSw/)

89 77 I honestly wondered how long before a pro-abort finally admitted they wished they weren't born.


they admit it with their hair color

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (w0NJk)

90 63 Have you seen the entwives? Lots of trees round about your neck of the woods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

I heard those sluts hooked up with Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Groot at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (cupoy)

91 Why do these mentally ill people complain about guns having more rights than that women? Shouldn't the comparison be guns and forceps?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (KwB9Q)

92 I don't care if it's the West Wing or the Handmaid's Tail: Leftists can't distinguish fantasy from reality.

Posted by: SMFH at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (OkpI3)

93
WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (rzne3)

94 Will do. I'll be planning on having dinner in Spokane, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)


Yay! Can't do Wednesday, though. It's our anniversary.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (DRSnL)

95 85

Ahh yes the Hispanics are natural conservative gambit. How very 2003 of you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Pptpf)

96 They're deep in the hole and they're still digging.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (hVAZs)

97 I'm kinda impressed that that many women sew these days. It looks like a lot of work making the cloaks and bonnets, getting that much matching fabric, finding a pattern, sewing, fitting, etc. In the end, doing it simply to annoy people who are attending church services and have nothing to do with the outcome of the Roe vs. Wade decision.

Posted by: washrivergal


Gonna bet every one of them has a label saying "Made in China".

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (OUMaO)

98 86 Can we make abortions retroactively available to all liberal adults?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Pptpf

Though I'm certain they already have that option, you'll never find a bigger coward than a mouthy liberal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (9qSw/)

99 Tossed out the door like a sleeping cat.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (44ww/)

100 those handmaid hats make me hungry for Chinese takeout
Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM

Wontons? Crab Rangoon?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (RkC6l)

101 but the density found in cities might actually be triggering a species-wide depopulation response

We should provide them with a WMD and see if they can figure out how to use it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (QSjkU)

102 I am appalled at the violence those church goers used against the peaceful protestors. People have a right to protest. This was an un necessary escalation of rhetoric and not who we are!

Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (bg3iC)

103 ... I wish that my grandmother - my mom's mom -- had been able to go to planned parenthood. She had unwed teenage parents who abandoned her multiple times throughout her life. She had to start working to support herself before her 14th birthday. She was aware there was something deeply unjust about her situation. .."
-- Chelsea Clinton

I really don't think Chelsea's grandma wished she were never born. Wild speculation, of course.

These women wishing they were dead to support abortion is chlling, and seriously messed up.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (K00qy)


Chelsea's mother's mother left home at 14 to work during the Great Depression. Not an uncommon story. But given who she eventually spawned, Im inclined to support Chelsea on this one.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

104 93
WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (rzne3

I think he means business. Get him the snizz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (9qSw/)

105 Here likewise.

Interesting, isn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 05:03 PM (Msys3)

Counterintuitive, but true.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (anj39)

106 >The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

Purging the Earth of Satanists is part of my religion, so sure, let's play that game.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (8NWUp)

107 Angry, ugly, miserable and lonely white women. The scourge on our country.

Posted by: keena at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (wwbdG)

108 I saw this, it was a disgusting act. Shame they don't have stocks to put them in.

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (2JoB8)

109 I heard those sluts hooked up with Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM


Not just, how you say, any Bigfoot.

Posted by: The Bigfoot Known As Paolo at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (gPXoQ)

Someone on an earlier thread said they get many of those cosplay outfits from Netflix? Who gives them out for publicity? Something like that.

I meant to look into that further but got to busy at work and forgot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (HsAzN)

111 The handmaid hats remind me of the flying nun.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (KwB9Q)

112 Crab Rangoon?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (RkC6l)

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Stay where you are. Try the crab Rangoon. I'll be right back.

Posted by: Pagan Min at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (VJsqe)

113 People--especially Lefties who ask "What Would Jesus Do," expecting Him ( and us) to turn the other cheek should remember that Jesus was known to use the whip and overturn tables, violently ridding his Father's House of the Moneychangers.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (mR6Gs)

114 he just portrayed it in a much more dramatic fashion, but the density found in cities might actually be triggering a species-wide depopulation response
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 10, 2022


***
I forget who said it, maybe Heinlein, but: Psychologists have noted that rats kept in overcrowded cages eventually go insane. Man is the only species that voluntarily does this to himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (txdEq)

115 I heard those sluts hooked up with Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM

Not just, how you say, any Bigfoot.
Posted by: The Bigfoot Known As Paolo at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (XvPQV)

116 >I honestly wondered how long before a pro-abort finally admitted they wished they weren't born.

I'm sort of surprised it took this long.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 05:03 PM (5pTK/)

Fucking nihilists...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (8NWUp)

117 The Handmaids' Fail

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (OUMaO)

118 WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (rzne3


Ahhhh...newsletter?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (anj39)

119 Why would they protest at a Catholic Church? The Catholic Church is pro-abortion, aren't they? I thought for sure that the Pope had decreed that a few years back.

Posted by: Goober at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (Hgvgt)

120 I'm kinda impressed that that many women sew these days. It looks like a lot of work making the cloaks and bonnets, getting that much matching fabric, finding a pattern, sewing, fitting, etc. In the end, doing it simply to annoy people who are attending church services and have nothing to do with the outcome of the Roe vs. Wade decision.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (gPXoQ)


I'm going to assume they ordered them from Etsy or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (DRSnL)

121 The Lord blessed the Israelites in war many times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (9qSw/)

122 I say again: National. Divorce

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (PtVQp)

123 I feel confident in saying that I doubt any of those idiots could pin a diaper, much less sew up a handmaiden costume.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (QSjkU)

124 2nd look at Kevorkian Pediatrics?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (uTEYr)

125 Lady Gaga says they were born this way.
Well tinytits...they have to get born first. AMIRITE?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 05:09 PM (hVAZs)

126 "My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here."

So, her forced decision is now our...burden? Seems to be what is suggested. I can think of a few more forced decisions that would make that burden go away, like getting a job, or getting married when you get pregnant, or raising kids when you have them.

But our burden is never alleviated that way - it's always a one-way ratchet up for more burdens.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 05:09 PM (5iUNf)

127 I'm ok with some dudes making sure these demons cam never walk again while escorting them to the door. Knees and ankles type stuff.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 05:09 PM (MdFR3)

128 I'm missing all the fun, today.

Assuming the collective reaction to the last thread was... BRING. IT.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (QYPq3)

129 those handmaid hats make me hungry for Chinese takeout
Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2022 04:57 PM


Is there no Schezwan around here?

Posted by: Delia Deetz at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Best form of birth control

"No"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (jyACO)

131 Ahh yes the Hispanics are natural conservative gambit. How very 2003 of you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Pptpf)

No, they aren't naturally conservative--especially in the way Jeb! meant it---but I'll take allies wherever I can.

This doesn't meant I don't want the borders closed.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (mR6Gs)

132 It's interesting how right-wing Christians like me are simultaneously uptight, sexless prudes and people who want sex slaves. I'm confused.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (KwB9Q)

133 I am seriously gobsmacked my pro-abortionists who wish they had been aborted.
........

Unhappy souls.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

134 am appalled at the violence those church goers used against the peaceful protestors. People have a right to protest. This was an un necessary escalation of rhetoric and not who we are!

Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (bg3iC)

I need to ask for forgiveness because I could only think about speaking to them with every punch.

God - Still -Loves - You -And - All -The -Babies -You-Want - To -Kill

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:11 PM (eCqFY)

135 UltraRacistest™

Posted by: Acme Superlatives, LLC at May 10, 2022 05:11 PM (BOJAx)

136 Why would they protest at a Catholic Church? The Catholic Church is pro-abortion, aren't they? I thought for sure that the Pope had decreed that a few years back.
Posted by: Goober at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (Hgvgt)

The Pope's not in that church. Catholics are.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 05:11 PM (PtVQp)

137 >>> 40 always with the stupid Handmaids Tale cosplay

There's a new meme that the HT cosplay is actually dressing up as Heinz bottles. Given many of the body shapes involved, they're not wrong.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 04:59 PM (ZGrMX)

Hmm, these *are* the same people claiming there are 57 genders...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 05:11 PM (llON8)

138 I heard those sluts hooked up with Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

Heh, check out my 'big axe'

Posted by: Paul Bunyan at May 10, 2022 05:11 PM (/6GbT)

139 These are sadly confused people, especially the 57 year old woman who claims to wish she had been aborted.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:11 PM (jyACO)

140 Why would they protest at a Catholic Church? The Catholic Church is pro-abortion, aren't they? I thought for sure that the Pope had decreed that a few years back.
Posted by: Goober

Pope Benedict?

Oh No. Never.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (Msys3)

141 Psychologists have noted that rats kept in overcrowded cages eventually go insane.

Architect John Lautner called dense apt buildings "packers" and "murder factories"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (uTEYr)

142
Someone on an earlier thread said they get many of those cosplay outfits from Netflix? Who gives them out for publicity? Something like that.

I meant to look into that further but got to busy at work and forgot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 05:07 PM (HsAzN)

++++
Ok. Makes sense now. I no longer picture these women in frenzied states hurriedly whipping up costumes and staying up all Saturday night to do it.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (gPXoQ)

143 3 I am seriously gobsmacked my pro-abortionists who wish they had been aborted.
........

Unhappy souls.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

Fatuous liars, more likely.

It's a very easy problem to solve if that were how they really feel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (gdk8X)

144 What the hell . I did not mean to copy and paste the Cat Ass Trophy comment.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (eCqFY)

145 God welcomes all but not you bitches.

That reminds me of the obverse from Exorcist III:

University President : Joey... What did you say that offended Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor.

Father Dyer : Oh, he is?

University President : What did you say to him?

Father Dyer : "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (ZSK0i)

146 Why would they protest at a Catholic Church? The Catholic Church is pro-abortion, aren't they? I thought for sure that the Pope had decreed that a few years back.
Posted by: Goober at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (Hgvgt)

Im not a big fan, but that's one heresy he hasn't pushed.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

147 Maybe the reason Hillary is so messed up is because she knew her Grandma would have murdered her mother if abortion had been free and available.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 05:13 PM (hVAZs)

148 I love the bitches leave line in Robocop. The delivery is perfect. Not yelling. Not mean. Just bitches leave.

One of the reasons I could never get into That 70s show was that I would see the dad and think he killed Robocop.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2022 05:13 PM (9otr5)

149 Is "Ruth sent us" the password to get into the speakeasy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

150 My proposal: Abortion is illegal except for rape and if genetic testing determines that the child will be gay, transgender, or tend to vote for democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 05:14 PM (UuD2k)

151 People mad for being born are mad at you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 10, 2022 05:14 PM (lgeFv)

152 "We have a problem with a possible change in Federal policy. Let's take it out on the Catholics."

Reasoning sounds solid. /s

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 10, 2022 05:14 PM (knBFX)

153 Should have hogtied 'em and dragged them out. Ghouls.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (vrz2I)

154 Someone on an earlier thread said they get many of those cosplay outfits from Netflix? Who gives them out for publicity? Something like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley



I could see that. Chinese slave labor sewing handmaid outfits to sell to Netflix, who hands them out to leftist hags who can't sew, much less get in a situation to get pregnant.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (5kI0z)

155 kinda impressed that that many women sew these days[i/]

there's at least 20 vendors selling those costumes on amazon

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (j5Tg0)

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (j5Tg0)

157 > WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us
_____________

Boner incoming

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (BFigT)

158 Fucking nihilists...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 05:08 PM (8NWUp)


That reminds me... time to rewatch "The Big Lebowski".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (ZSK0i)

159 Just thought, I have not a clue on Islamic view on abortion but think I could guess

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (2JoB8)

160 31 Remember "What would Jesus do?"
Flipping over tables and chasing people with whip is within the realm of possibilities.

Posted by: Paladin
----------------

I think, He made that whip.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (/FocL)

161 Those bitches would definitely put your head in a rat cage if they could.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (eCqFY)

162 If dressing in Handmaids Tale outfits gives the right to disrupt church service, does dressing as members of New Model Army give others the right to burn these protestors?

I just want to know how crazy the protest weather is going to get, once the costumes come out on all sides.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (jyACO)

163 147 Maybe the reason Hillary is so messed up is because she knew her Grandma would have murdered her mother if abortion had been free and available.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 05:13 PM (hVAZs)


On Radio Derb this week, Derb mentioned that his mother had tried but failed. I'm not sure if this is the first time he's mentioned it.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (H3z/C)

164 "What would Jesus do?"

Maybe it's time for some "What Would Old Testament God Do?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (HsAzN)

165 >>> 104 93
WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (rzne3

I think he means business. Get him the snizz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 05:06 PM (9qSw/)

"Do what he say, do what he say!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (llON8)

166 Uhm... there's 57 states!

Posted by: JEF at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (hVAZs)

167 Hillary won the Margaret Sanger award, PP'S highest honor.

I would guess ol Hills loves abortion because it is used by so many non-whites, and because she has a soft spit for weird men who sexually harass and assault women.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (K00qy)

168 157 > WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us

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Give him what he wants! Red Sox fans dealt with the Curse of the Bambino for decades - it was awful!

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (VJsqe)

169 Those bitches would definitely put your head in a rat cage if they could.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (eCqFY)
================
Write it up as a grant request and I think we can do some business.

Posted by: Tony Mengele-Fauci at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (jyACO)

170 It's a very easy problem to solve if that were how they really feel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2022 05:12 PM (gdk8X)
.........

They're too fat, lazy and cowardly. Rather bitch about killing other people all day.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

171 Remember "What would Jesus do?"
Flipping over tables and chasing people with whip is within the realm of possibilities.

Posted by: Paladin
----------------

I think, He made that whip.

Posted by: Braenyard


A holy relic that seems to have disappeared into the mists of time.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 05:18 PM (OUMaO)

172 The American Dental Association should change their name to Baby Ruth Sent Us.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (CQg5Y)

173 I'd put your head in a cage with sand flies if I could.
Science!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (hVAZs)

174 >>>Maybe it's time for some "What Would Old Testament God Do?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 05:16 PM (HsAzN)

Just a reminder that God doesn't change.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (QYPq3)

175 If you put in "order Handmaid's Outfits" in search engine there are numerous places that have them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (sllh0)

176 The unstoppable force of "you go now" meets the immovable object of "you're not the boss of me".

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (KAi1n)

177
I could see that. Chinese slave labor sewing handmaid outfits to sell to Netflix, who hands them out to leftist hags who can't sew, much less get in a situation to get pregnant.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 05:15 PM (5kI0z)

+++++

We have rush order for 10,000 handmaid costumes from U.S.A. No breaks for you.

Posted by: Chinese sweat factory boss at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (gPXoQ)

178 My church didn't have any disruptions. It's a pretty big Bible church, similar to Grace Community Church - John MacArthur's church in California. Our pastor went to Seminary out there. Anyway, nothing notable happened except a good sermon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (sAmhv)

179 If the Handmaids formed King Solomon's herd of 1,000 concubines I think ed would have been a problem.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (KwB9Q)

180 We could dress up as Droogs and look for women dressed as Handmaids.

Posted by: Ms Paradox at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (Wg1SU)

181 Baby Ruth?

Posted by: Sloth at May 10, 2022 05:20 PM (9qSw/)

182 I am seriously gobsmacked my pro-abortionists who wish they had been aborted.
------
But they don't, of course.

What if you snatched up 100 of these people, and put a gun to their heads, and gave them a choice of dying or making a pro forma statement of your choice?

You'd have 99+ people saying on tape:

'Abortion is criminal and every life is sacred. Abortion should be illegal in all cases. Donald Trump is hot and I want him and Ron DeSantis to impregnate me many times with their superbabies."

None of these preening narcissists would ever countenance any harm to one hair on their precious, dense heads.

Posted by: They're full of shit at May 10, 2022 05:20 PM (rzne3)

183 The American Dental Association should change their name to Baby Ruth Sent Us.
Posted by: ShainS


That or the Pool Cleaners United.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 05:20 PM (IEa8U)

184 171

I think, He made that whip.

Posted by: Braenyard

A holy relic that seems to have disappeared into the mists of time.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 05:18 PM (OUMaO)

It anthropomorphized and ravaged the lands as Atilla the Hun.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 05:20 PM (b2nrj)

185 Opportunity: A bunch of guys posing as trans types dress up in HT outfits and infiltrate one of these protests basically daring the actual lunatics to try to call them out.

Turn the shitshow on itself.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (OUMaO)

186 Do they make sexy Handmaid outfits? You know, with miniskirts and garter belts? Maybe showing a little cleavage?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

187 Radio Derb https://tinyurl.com/mr2p746r

----
Personal note one: My mother confided to me in her old age that I myself was a failed abortion.

I wasn't very surprised to learn it. At the time of my conception in late 1944, my parents were poor, living in bottom-of-the-market rented rooms upstairs in a row house in a slum area of an old English manufacturing town.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (H3z/C)

188 Give him what he wants! Red Sox fans dealt with the Curse of the Bambino for decades - it was awful!
Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (VJsqe)

Now if Baby Ruth had sent them, we'd be knee deep right now in lefty chocolatey covered nougat with peanuts.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (5iUNf)

189 You go through a greater portion of your life and you think that progress has been made in civilization, only to discover too late that you are far outnumbered by the tide of batshit loons and the elitists that enable them.

Never more than a generation away ...

Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (aoFfE)

190 178 My church didn't have any disruptions.
...
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2022 05:19 PM (sAmhv)
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It's time to choose sides.

I'm going back in attendance.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 05:22 PM (/FocL)

191 Re those costumes: Amazon carries them for under $50.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at May 10, 2022 05:22 PM (y0zVi)

192 Now we know what Red Forman did before he married Kitty...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2022 05:22 PM (PiwSw)

193 Single Round From A Firearm’ Shot Into Window Of Republican Virginia Attorney General’s Office

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 05:24 PM (Ebvx7)

194 Perverted thinking rulz! The protestor screaming "I have the right!" as she is escorted from the church fascinates me; She is absolutely certain her rights to scream in Mass are superior to those parishioners seeking a peaceful service.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:24 PM (jyACO)

195 Do they make sexy Handmaid outfits? You know, with miniskirts and garter belts? Maybe showing a little cleavage?
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, sporting their wares that also come with no consequences!

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 05:24 PM (5iUNf)

196 Give him what he wants! Red Sox fans dealt with the Curse of the Bambino for decades - it was awful!
Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 05:17 PM (VJsqe)

Now if Baby Ruth had sent them, we'd be knee deep right now in lefty chocolatey covered nougat with peanuts.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (5iUNf

I'm sure most know this Cliff Clavin trivia that the Baby Ruth candy bar named after President Cleveland's daughter,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:25 PM (eCqFY)

197 I really don't get the costumes. One seems to have zero to do with the other.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 05:25 PM (9qSw/)

198 ingle Round From A Firearm’ Shot Into Window Of Republican Virginia Attorney General’s Office
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 05:24 PM (Ebvx7)
===============
Obviously, this was peaceful (since no one was injured) and we encourage more such innovative peaceful protest!

Posted by: Jen Psaki, POOTUS Spokes-stain at May 10, 2022 05:25 PM (jyACO)

199 Christians need to can the being nice shit. God didn’t fuck around when he got tired of bullshit and neither should they. Drag them pieces of shit out by their hair and exit them down the steps onto their asses.

Posted by: JROD

A handful of people I know were asked to be on alert at their church should trouble arise. I offered the suggestion that if someone comes in causing trouble - treat them as one would a streaker running across a ball field. Clothesline them and if they happen to have unplanned dental work performed by the side of a pew on their way to the floor - so be it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 10, 2022 05:26 PM (N39Ws)

200 Did these demented people have a seance with Ruth? Maybe Ruth would have a caution about being evil.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:26 PM (KwB9Q)

201 I'm not going to say, "This is what they voted for!" I don't believe it for a second. The fix/cheating has been going on for a long time, BUT...

JUST IN: Amid worsening drought, Los Angeles imposes new water restrictions, asks residents to reduce showering time by 4 minutes -

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 10, 2022 05:26 PM (QYPq3)

202 Remember when the media went batshit crazy over Sarah Palin political target map?

Posted by: Nobody at May 10, 2022 05:26 PM (MFZ8i)

203 Obviously, this was peaceful (since no one was injured) and we encourage more such innovative peaceful protest!
Posted by: Jen Psaki, POOTUS Spokes-stain at May 10, 2022 05:25 PM (jyACO)

People should protest her in the same way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:26 PM (xcxpd)

204 Righteous anger is actually okay.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 05:27 PM (lKAqb)

205 194 Perverted thinking rulz! The protestor screaming "I have the right!" as she is escorted from the church fascinates me; She is absolutely certain her rights to scream in Mass are superior to those parishioners seeking a peaceful service.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:24 PM (jyACO)

Funny - Catholic churches are owned by the office of the bishop. Private property.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 10, 2022 05:27 PM (N39Ws)

206 Well, I'm sure all the 1/6 peaceful paraders rotting in solitary as orcs from the DC Police beat them daily will appreciate the nuance from the left on insurrections

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 10, 2022 05:27 PM (OuH7W)

207 Pity nobody thought to sprinkle holy water on them on their way out, to see if smoke resulted.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 10, 2022 05:27 PM (v23vE)

208 "JUST IN: Amid worsening drought, Los Angeles imposes new water restrictions, asks residents to reduce showering time by 4 minutes "

Excellent. Now do electricity.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (vrz2I)

209 It's interesting to me that these abortion fanatics are all, uniformly, unfuckable.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (BtPzX)

210 A "sexy" handmaiden outfit sort of defeats the purpose.

However I can see them for Halloween. Again... the irony is lost on those that buy them. But I'd be OK with that. If the handmaidens were actually, you know, "sexy." Which is sort of asking a lot.

There's an untapped market in kink here...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (BFigT)

211 I'm trying to find a church and was pleasantly surprised that where I visited the pastor spoke out against abortion in the sermon this Sunday. As a mainline Protestant I'm used to a lot of pandering to lefty causes from churches.

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (j5Tg0)

212 "JUST IN: Amid worsening drought, Los Angeles imposes new water restrictions, asks residents to reduce showering time by 4 minutes "

I can save 4 minutes just by not washing my di - SHUT YO MOUF!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (HsAzN)

213 JUST IN: Amid worsening drought, Los Angeles imposes new water restrictions, asks residents to reduce showering time by 4 minutes -
Posted by: In Reel Life

Ironically, I was going to post that I can wait out that rat in the bathroom because I only shower periodically, like on rare occasion I go somewhere besides Safeway (in which case I slather on some deodorant).

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (KAi1n)

214 mother did not have a choice, so I’m here
I'll go with the libs on this one. It's never to late to abort

Posted by: Kentucky kid at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (4JR6v)

215 People should protest her in the same way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:26 PM (xcxpd)


Shooting at the White House? Doesn't seem like a very healthy hobby.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (H3z/C)

216 >People mad for being born are mad at you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 10, 2022 05:14 PM (lgeFv)

Wyatt Earp : What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday : A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp : What does he need?
Doc Holliday : Revenge.
Wyatt Earp : For what?
Doc Holliday : Bein' born.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (8NWUp)

217 Safe, rare and illegal.

Suck it. You lied about the first two. We lied about the last one.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 05:30 PM (ifHdv)

218 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

But they don't believe in Satan. Not at all. It's all a big joke. Get it?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:30 PM (dscaa)

219 186 Do they make sexy Handmaid outfits? You know, with miniskirts and garter belts? Maybe showing a little cleavage?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

++++

A couple years ago the teachers in my area were trying to get a school bond voted for. Groups of them stood on all four corners of one intersection. They were wearing leotards and sparkly tutus and waving glitter wands at passing cars. None of them, I mean none of them looked remotely attractive or sexy. Ghastly, the lot.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (gPXoQ)

220 208 "JUST IN: Amid worsening drought, Los Angeles imposes new water restrictions, asks residents to reduce showering time by 4 minutes "

Excellent. Now do electricity.
Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (vrz2I)
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Just how long are their showers now. Reduce by four minutes. I wouldn't even get wet!

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

221 HT is a Hulu show. Netflix giving out HT costumes doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Random Slob at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (8JJFW)

222 93
WE WILL BURN EVERY METRO AREA IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU PIGS MEET OUR DEMANDS FOR CUBAN CIGARS, SCOTCH, STEAK, AND PROSTITUTES. aLL oF tHe Pr0STitUteS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: Babe Ruth Sent Us



Heh! I wonder if Claude Lemieux and Bob Probert Sent Us would have the same effect.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (sAmhv)

223 Are the hags of The View still holding their knees together?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (KwB9Q)

224 Can we make abortions retroactively available to all liberal adults?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Pptpf)

Yes. "Available".

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (dscaa)

225 If dressing in Handmaids Tale outfits gives the right to disrupt church service, does dressing as members of New Model Army give others the right to burn these protestors?

Templars.

Deus Vult

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

226 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 05:29 PM (8NWUp)

Perfect

Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (qwO6y)

227 202 Remember when the media went batshit crazy over Sarah Palin political target map?
Posted by: Nobody at May 10, 2022 05:26
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When they made the call for "civility"? Nope, don't remember it.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (ju2Fy)

228 A "sexy" handmaiden outfit sort of defeats the purpose.
============
Makes a mockery of the story. Which is good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (jyACO)

229
It's interesting to me that these abortion fanatics are all, uniformly, unfuckable.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (BtPzX)

Well, if anyone was willing to slip them the length, they might have it in mind to one day breed. Whether they support abortion rights or not, it would temper their outlook.

But when even the drunkest sailor in history goes flaccid at the sight of your hideous form, you know it's impossible, and you grow to hate that which you can't have.

Posted by: Sour Grapes at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (rzne3)

230 mother did not have a choice, so I’m here
====

These people are so fucking stupid, they don't even realize what they are saying.

They think they're uttering some profundity but in reality, they are displaying their own ignorance.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (iydjf)

231 218 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

But they don't believe in Satan. Not at all. It's all a big joke. Get it?
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:30 PM (dscaa)

"Can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding."

- They Might Be Giants

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (906pl)

232 Has the pendulum swung back to forced sterilization yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (aeMRC)

233 "Ruth sent us."

"The Lord sent us."

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (krQz2)

234 224 Can we make abortions retroactively available to all liberal adults?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Pptpf)

Yes. "Available".
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:31 PM (dscaa)

Look, it'll be hard to determine what the original intent of the mother was so we're just going to have to use tribunals and our best judgement.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (b2nrj)

235 Funny that Montezuma's revenge is similar to Jane's Revenge. Both pissed that someone stopped them from tearing out hearts and body parts from living beings.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:32 PM (eCqFY)

236 A couple years ago the teachers in my area were trying to get a school bond voted for. Groups of them stood on all four corners of one intersection. They were wearing leotards and sparkly tutus and waving glitter wands at passing cars. None of them, I mean none of them looked remotely attractive or sexy. Ghastly, the lot.
Posted by: washrivergal


The horror.......

The horror....

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypso now, let's dance! at May 10, 2022 05:33 PM (vcOmj)

237 You gotta admit, she makes a strong case.

This is how I've come to view the issue: I don't care if these mutants kill their offspring. They can have abortion through the 100th trimester for all I care.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2022 05:33 PM (ppBhU)

238 235 Funny that Montezuma's revenge is similar to Jane's Revenge.


Ewww

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 10, 2022 05:33 PM (H3z/C)

239 218 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

If this "logic" flies, I should start my own church where one of our religious rites is sacrificing commies to Poseidon via helicopter.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 05:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

240

It's my soap and my dick and I can wash it as fast and is long as I want to...

Posted by: Ken Shabby at May 10, 2022 05:34 PM (ZdNw9)

241 I would posit (without knowing for absolute certain) that Leftism is the only modern mainstream religion that preaches killing babies.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:34 PM (dscaa)

242 239 218 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

If this "logic" flies, I should start my own church where one of our religious rites is sacrificing commies to Poseidon via helicopter.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 05:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

"Look, we have a biweekly obligation to capture communists and deliver them, at high velocities, to the gods."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 05:34 PM (b2nrj)

243 Alabama, Handmaid Tale is about a future world run by a Christian Theocracy, where the few fertile women left are sex/birthing slaves for high government officials.
In these activists twisted minds, Christians wanting no abortion = Christian Theocracy forcing me to bear unwanted children.

Funny they always forget the part where infertile women are forced into prostitution, which is not that far off from their preferred Tinder hookup with no chance of pregnancy lifestyle, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:35 PM (K00qy)

244 223 Are the hags of The View still holding their knees together?
Posted by: N.L. Urker,

Pretty confident the meaty thighs prevent their knees from touching

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 10, 2022 05:35 PM (DB16e)

245 218 The Satanic Temple has announced that they'll sue states restricting abortions on religious grounds, claiming that abortion for them is a rite of their church.

Posted by: Meade Lux

Bring back the aztecs.

Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 05:35 PM (qwO6y)

246 That or the Pool Cleaners United.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 05:20 PM (IEa8U)

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Heh. Well-played ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 05:35 PM (CQg5Y)

247 'JUST IN: Amid worsening drought, Los Angeles imposes new water restrictions, asks residents to reduce showering time by 4 minutes"

Do this little thing of no consequence so the movie stars and rap artists can keep filling their pools and fountains, and watering their estates.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:35 PM (vrz2I)

248 Mad Max Fury Road > Handmaid Tale

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (eCqFY)

249 I'm going to assume they ordered them from Etsy or something.

You would be correct. I just looked.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (nxdel)

250 It's interesting to me that these abortion fanatics are all, uniformly, unfuckable.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (BtPzX)

That old George Carlin joke has been turned on its head.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (dscaa)

251 The important point here is that they are wearing those ugly ass dresses. Ruins their credibility.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (+lVUW)

252 The Last Stand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DgLyG9gtJQ

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (8fxF+)

253 There's an untapped market in kink here...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 05:28 PM (BFigT)


ISWYDT

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (9otr5)

254 Funny that Montezuma's revenge is similar to Jane's Revenge.

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (eWCZe)

255 Pretty confident the meaty thighs prevent their knees from touching
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 10, 2022 05:

Ya know, you're right.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM (KwB9Q)

256 Internet informs me the "sexy Handmaid Tail" outfit enraged feminazis last Halloween, forcing Yandy.com (the company that made it) to apologize to the poopyheads.

But Yandy appears to be cruising along quite nicely, doing well by doing good in the world. I recommend their website (which I just discovered!).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM (v5j4n)

257 Perverted thinking rulz! The protestor screaming "I have the right!" as she is escorted from the church fascinates me; She is absolutely certain her rights to scream in Mass are superior to those parishioners seeking a peaceful service.

What fascinates me is that the protestor doesn't have the vocabulary or the world view to even comprehend let alone define the word "right".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM (AHeqJ)

258 ... , the Satanic Temple is real, and serious. It's in Salem, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM (K00qy)

259 sacrificing commies to Poseidon via helicopter.

Is there a god of pavement in the history books?

Posted by: Bosk at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (x6uUk)

260
If anybody's looking to construct a large, brazen bull for certain religious rites, they're technically legal here in sunny Colorado.

Posted by: Jared Polis at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (rzne3)

261 Re: the Satanists

Kratman called it over a decade ago when the elites in the name of tolerance were letting the Neo_Aztecs sacrifice people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (pl2AG)

262 RESPECK US!!!

after disrupting services wearing cosplay outfits from a fictional story about Islam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (rjyzh)

263 That old George Carlin joke has been turned on its head.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:36 PM

Saw George Carlin trending on Twitter the other day. Pro-aborts were celebrating him as he made a lot of nasty comments and jokes at the expense of Pro-Lifers.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (Do5/p)

264 Better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out Jim!

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (+ya+t)

265 Handmaid Tail > Handmaid Tale

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (vrz2I)

266 256 Internet informs me the "sexy Handmaid Tail" outfit enraged feminazis last Halloween, forcing Yandy.com (the company that made it) to apologize to the poopyheads.

But Yandy appears to be cruising along quite nicely, doing well by doing good in the world. I recommend their website (which I just discovered!).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM (v5j4n)

A billion blessings upon you and the THOTs of Yandy.com

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (xcxpd)

267 ... , the Satanic Temple is real, and serious. It's in Salem, MA.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM


Yet another reason I avoid Salem whenever possible. The place is a freak show.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 05:39 PM (RkC6l)

268 I've got an idea for California's water problem and their shower solution:

I'm guessing there is a lot of pre-shower rituals conducted while the shower is running. Don't do that.

The PSA's could be great.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 05:39 PM (G0vdT)

269 Kind of disappointed some of the able-bodied men in the church scooted away in fear.

Posted by: Adrienne at May 10, 2022 05:39 PM (6gIKF)

270 241 I would posit (without knowing for absolute certain) that Leftism is the only modern mainstream religion that preaches killing babies.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 05:34 PM (dscaa)

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Who could have predicted that, Marz being a Satan worshiper and all that?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 05:40 PM (CQg5Y)

271 So, my new lingerie business idea: Handmaiden's Secret is out?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

272 267 ... , the Satanic Temple is real, and serious. It's in Salem, MA.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM

Yet another reason I avoid Salem whenever possible. The place is a freak show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Visit Salem, Ohio instead. It's nice. Decent golf courses around there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2022 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

273 Giving zero fuks about legality, if one was to fire bomb Satans shithouse, er, temple would that be a sin?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2022 05:40 PM (QSjkU)

274 Visit Salem, Ohio instead. It's nice. Decent golf courses around there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2022 05:40 PM


Noted. But Salem, NH is closer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 05:41 PM (RkC6l)

275 The same argument used by eviroweinees. Humans are overpopulated. We need to reduce the numbers. My answer... You first. The proabortion cult is never going to win a majority because they kill their children.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 10, 2022 05:41 PM (0OmEj)

276 File this little nugget away while we are at it

Vic Mignogna says he never forgot this from college from one of the teachers.

Paraphrase - "A child will accept negative attention over no attention at all."

That so describes the Woke Cancel Twitterati Mobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 05:41 PM (pl2AG)

277
So, my new lingerie business idea: Handmaiden's Secret is out?
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

Have you seen the type of 'ladies' who protest in those getups?

Posted by: The secret is a dick at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (rzne3)

278 If they were my sex slaves, rule number one would be stay out of my sight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (KwB9Q)

279 When the devil is losing he really pitches a temper tantrum.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (/FocL)

280 Saw George Carlin trending on Twitter the other day. Pro-aborts were celebrating him as he made a lot of nasty comments and jokes at the expense of Pro-Lifers.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (Do5/p)

I sometimes wonder how Carlin would react being in Current Year ie would he resist going woke or succumb to it, at least in part. Would he have the balls to refer to Biden as "Senator Biden" like he called W "Governor Bush" since he didn't think W won 2000?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (Rl7KJ)

281 Quos autem praedestinavit, hos et vocavit: et quos vocavit, hos et justificavit: quos autem justificavit, illos et glorificavit.

Quid ergo dicemus ad haec? Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (ifHdv)

282 No choice, you say?
... Abstinence is a choice.
... Using condoms is a choice.
... Rx birth control is a choice.
... Adoption is a choice.

Posted by: Kathy at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (h3RRP)

283 Nood

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (H3z/C)

284 Rule number two would be no skin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 05:42 PM (KwB9Q)

285 >>>So, my new lingerie business idea: Handmaiden's Secret is out?

>Crotchless bloomers could catch on in these trying times.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 05:43 PM (aeMRC)

286 You can take Salem out of the country, but...

https://youtu.be/oYlIKWFmOXU

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 10, 2022 05:43 PM (jYQlA)

287 5 Pro-abortion woman talking to press: “My mother did not have a choice, so I’m here.”

I mean, if it really bugs her...I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 04:53 PM (OUMaO)

I'm against abortion under all circumstances.

But in her case I'll make an exception...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2022 05:43 PM (wtvvX)

288 Wait.

Did we loop back to "my body, my choice?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 05:43 PM (+oXMi)

289 Now we know what Red Forman did before he married Kitty...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2022 05:22 PM (PiwSw)

First time I saw RoboCop, I thought really? This is the bad guy? Did not take long to see just how excellent Kurtwood Smith was in that role. Chilling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 10, 2022 05:44 PM (xPJvm)

290 Handmaid Tail > Handmaid Tale
Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 05:38 PM (vrz2I)
........

Handjob Tales > Handmaid Tail > Handmaid Tale

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

291 Re: water shortage in CA -- gee, maybe we can't keep accepting millions of new people over our border?
CO is facing water shortages, too, and Denver is considering some kind of mandatory fake lawn legislation to deal with it. But hey, sanctuary state, keep sending your millions to settle in our drought -stricken communities, right?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 05:44 PM (K00qy)

292 Salem, MA

The witch hysteria started with a bunch of teen girls.

When one of the girls tried to recant to a town elder, his answer was scathing - "Are you lying now?"

She had no credibility anymore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 05:44 PM (pl2AG)

293 UPDATE FROM MY PREVIOUS COMMENT AT 119:

Turns out I was misremembering. The thing I was thinking about was evolution. The Catholic Church accepts evolution, not abortion.

Sorry to any of my Catholic bros out there, I wasn't intentionally misrepresenting you, I was just mistaken.

Posted by: Goober at May 10, 2022 05:44 PM (Hgvgt)

294 News flash onn my phone
CBS Pittsburgh-electric generation costs increasing up to %45 on June 1st

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 05:45 PM (2JoB8)

295 They do know they are killing potential trans babies, right ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 10, 2022 05:45 PM (M+Lyo)

296 268 I've got an idea for California's water problem and their shower solution:

I'm guessing there is a lot of pre-shower rituals conducted while the shower is running. Don't do that.

The PSA's could be great.
Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 05:39 PM (G0vdT)

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Stop sitting (shitting?) on the toilet while the shower is running!

Snaildarter lovers do it in the shower ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 05:45 PM (CQg5Y)

297 Simply pulling out works 99% of the time.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 05:46 PM (/FocL)

298 They vandalized a church in Houston by spray painting ' Pro choice is Pro Life' on the front doors.

Surveillance camera showed a SUV pull up and one person exit to do the spray painting.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:46 PM (eCqFY)

299 So, who is the fat ass white knight that tried to protect him ? And why didn't he get his ass beat ?

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 10, 2022 05:47 PM (6cwNv)

300 BTW, an Israeli scientist (IIRC) has discovered or invented a technology that makes desalination feasible.

If California was smart ... oh, nevermind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 05:48 PM (CQg5Y)

301 California is trying to reduce the amount of time making shower babies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 05:48 PM (eCqFY)

302 Saint Joseph, Terror of Demons, pray for us!

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 10, 2022 05:49 PM (kSZfR)

303 Wife and I met in the Army. We kind of put the cart before the horse, so to speak. We were in different units, and got some indirect pressure to "take care of things."

33 years later our little clump of cells is an ordained minister and devout Christian, and me and the missus still put up with each other.

Thank you, Lord.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 10, 2022 05:50 PM (xPJvm)

304 Ruth's sentence is death

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 05:50 PM (us2H3)

305 300 BTW, an Israeli scientist (IIRC) has discovered or invented a technology that makes desalination feasible.

If California was smart ... oh, nevermind.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 05:48 PM (CQg5Y)

Haven't desalination plants existed for a while? Iirc Saudi Arabia has some.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 05:51 PM (b2nrj)

306 Re: the Satanic Temple and their "abortion is a religious rite for us" argument...

...as clever as that seems on first blush, it's not really that simple. A religion requiring human sacrifice would be told no. Even religions requiring animal sacrifice have often times been told no. The idea that these particular leftists have that religion has never been told no, and therefore they can do whatever they want as long as it's under the umbrella of religion is just plain wrong.

I also think that the whole "Satanic Temple" thing is a bad tactic. These folks actually don't believe in Satan, they're atheists and don't believe in any supernatural deity at all. The whole "Satan" schtick is just them being edge-lords and attempting to "own" theists.

Beyond that, perhaps some of you Christian folks on here can explain to me why abortion is prohibited in Christianity, especially given that the Bible actually contains instructions on how to perform one? To me, the fact that it's actually prescribed in the Bible, itself, is proof to me that it's not really prohibited?

Posted by: Goober at May 10, 2022 05:53 PM (Hgvgt)

307 257 Perverted thinking rulz! The protestor screaming "I have the right!" as she is escorted from the church fascinates me; She is absolutely certain her rights to scream in Mass are superior to those parishioners seeking a peaceful service.

What fascinates me is that the protestor doesn't have the vocabulary or the world view to even comprehend let alone define the word "right".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 10, 2022 05:37 PM (AHeqJ)


Yup. She is trespassing on private property. She does not have the right to do that. Just as I don't have the right to stand on her front lawn and scream and yell. Those women are too stupid to even know that they are trespassing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2022 05:55 PM (+lVUW)

308 THE TEENAGED BOY

Does he spend too much time in the shower?
With the soap and the suds he doth scour
I don't think his wiener
Can get any cleaner
He's been in there for over an hour!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2022 05:56 PM (kXYt5)

309 https://tinyurl.com/48fkybun
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 05:57 PM (2JoB8)

310 308 THE TEENAGED BOY

Does he spend too much time in the shower?
With the soap and the suds he doth scour
I don't think his wiener
Can get any cleaner
He's been in there for over an hour!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2022 05:56 PM (kXYt5)

--------

Never not funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 06:03 PM (3m/gK)

311 Beyond that, perhaps some of you Christian folks on here can explain to me why abortion is prohibited in Christianity, especially given that the Bible actually contains instructions on how to perform one? To me, the fact that it's actually prescribed in the Bible, itself, is proof to me that it's not really prohibited?

Two words: Imago Dei (Image of God).

The alternate, and there is no other intermediate or third option is Lebensunwertes Leben (Life unworthy of Life).

If you do not believe that man is God's special creation, made in the image of God, designed to cooperate and worship God and enjoy God's love and bounty, then life is not special and can be maltreated and killed if the life is considered not to be worthy of life or good treatment.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 10, 2022 06:07 PM (AHeqJ)

312 I think we are willowed

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 06:10 PM (2JoB8)

313 So the woman in the video is making that case that miserable people are attracted to radical causes that advocate for killing people, just like handmaidens in the church. Eric Hoffer, anyone?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 10, 2022 06:10 PM (z0DEK)

314 If you need to have an explanation as to why killing helpless infants and children is disgusting to many of us, including many that aren't "Christian folk" as you so quaintly put it, then you are in the wrong place. Moloch Worshippers are, if I have this right, mostly on Redditt.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 10, 2022 06:14 PM (z0DEK)

315 It says a lot about thre pro-infanticide cried that i wouldn't fuck them with Hunter Biden's dick. Why is it that most pro-abortion protestors are lesbians and gay men, the only reason they'd care is because their goal is to destroy normal functioning families.

I bet if you polled these people there would be at minimum a 95% rate of diagnosed mental illness.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 10, 2022 07:25 PM (cy817)

316 I'm a Christian who will also not turn the other cheek like the guys in that church. I'll gladly Confess to that later and ask forgiveness.

Posted by: SamIam at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (oasF3)

317 Should have Sent them to the morgue.

Posted by: Mojojojo at May 10, 2022 08:41 PM (Vz2zu)

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