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Hunter Biden's "Sugar Brother" -- A Hollywood Lawyer -- Paid Off His Two Million Dollar Bill for Delinquent Taxes for Him

That's income, of course. Did he remember to declare that income?

And what did this Hollywood lawyer expect in return? And who was he fronting for?

We all know that Hillary Clinton used lawyers to do all of her dirty work for her, so she could claim lawyer-client confidentiality in later legal probe.

A big-shot Hollywood lawyer reportedly paid off Hunter Biden's delinquent taxes -- which a source told The Post amounted to more than $2 million -- as President Biden's notoriously troubled son awaits the results of a Delaware grand jury's investigation into his personal finances.

Kevin Morris, an entertainment attorney and novelist who earned a fortune representing the co-creators of "South Park" and won a Tony Award as the co-producer of "The Book of Mormon," footed Hunter Biden's overdue taxes totaling over $2 million -- more than twice what was previously reported, a source familiar with conversations between the two told The Post.

Morris, whom Hunter Biden's friends call his latest "sugar brother," has also been funding the 52-year-old's lifestyle in Los Angeles -- including his rent and living expenses, the source said.

The attorney has also been advising the president's son on how to structure his art sales, according to the source.


When The Post attempted to contact Morris at his Malibu rsidence to ask about his dealings with Hunter Biden, his wife slammed the door in the reporter's face and refused to answer questions.

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"The Sugar Brother"

Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Meanwhile, Hunter's not the only Biden with the, ahem, "luck of the Irish" working for him. Turns out that Joe Biden's also going to luck out and avoid an IRS audit which could have resulted in criminal charges for hiding income.

President Biden is likely to avoid an audit that could reveal whether he made money from his son Hunter Biden's overseas business dealings -- because the Internal Revenue Service has rejected a whistleblower complaint that alleged he owes at least $127,000 in taxes, The Post has learned.

The IRS allows people to inform on fellow taxpayers and win a slice of the proceeds -- prompting Chris Jacobs, a former Republican staffer on Capitol Hill, to submit complaints against Biden and his accountant, though he said he didn't want any financial reward.

Jacobs shared with The Post a reply from the IRS titled "denial" that explained that the government didn't use his information.

Tax law expert Bob Willens, who teaches at Columbia University's business school, said the rejection means Biden is likely to run out a three-year statute of limitations, meaning Republican claims that Biden owes up to $500,000 in taxes are unlikely to be resolved.

"It looks like the question of whether the president underpaid his Medicare taxes will never be aired," Willens told The Post.

The dispute concerns more than $13 million that Joe and Jill Biden routed through S corporations in 2017 and 2018 to avoid paying a 3.8 percent Medicare tax on most of the haul by declaring a small part of it as "salary." Many wealthy people use S corporations to lower their tax bills and the IRS pursues relatively few cases of lowballing the amount of income that counts as taxable.

The audit could've found whether the president made money off his son Hunter's overseas business deals.

...

Jacobs did not specifically seek information on the first son's links to his father, but an IRS audit would necessarily require a review of how Biden earned various income streams.

Boy, this family which NeverTrump promised us would "Restore Our Norms" sure seems to have kissed the Blarney Stone right on its clit without consent, huh?

Posted by: Ace at 12:29 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 12:28 PM (bVYXr)

2 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 10, 2022 12:30 PM (OUMaO)

3 "The audit could've found whether the president made money off his son Hunter's overseas business deals."


Did anyone ever truly believe that joe biden was going to be subjected to an IRS audit? If you did you are an idiot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 12:30 PM (bVYXr)

4 Yup, BT... rookies everywhere.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2022 12:30 PM (JWsMn)

5 I hate to be That Guy, but this seems skull worthy.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (2X+HP)

6 Unfrozen Caveman Mob Lawyer

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (yQpMk)

7 No more mean tweets though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (JlT9X)

8 Unfrozen caveman lawyer.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (qpX6U)

9 Sounds Legit. That's Legalese.

Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (taPSh)

10 This is straight-up money laundering

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

11 Ewwwwe...looks like the Geico cave man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

12 Isn't the limit 7 Years on taxes if fraud is alleged?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (yQpMk)

13 Remember when John Edwards accidentally slipped up and talked about "the two Americas"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6v7UU)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Someone will need a pardon in the future.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (UuD2k)

16 Please. Let's not pounce!

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (VJsqe)

17 I wish I had a sugar brother. Must be nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (UmVA6)

18 I wish I had a "sugar brother" to pay my tax bill. The IRS is killing me.

It's income Hunter, it's taxable.

Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (79p/O)

19 Boy, this family which NeverTrump promised us would "Restore Our Norms" sure seems to have kissed the Blarney Stone right on its clit without consent, huh?

-------

That's not a clit!

Posted by: Tater's Spud Pud at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (93Arc)

20 Maybe he just really likes bad art.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (XU274)

21 Hunter's stds have stds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

22 Meanwhile a good friend has been waiting for a year and a half after an amended return was accepted for that refund. The IRS is . . . intentionally misdirected.

Posted by: Catherine at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (ZSsrh)

23
Looks like the late Doug McClure.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (t6XCL)

24 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?
++++
Possible, I suppose. This is a lot of money, even for a rich big shot. They're either banging (gross) or Hunter is his hookup for drugs and child prostitutes or something (also gross) and the lawyer wants his supplies maintained and to avoid blackmail. Or it's just plain blackmail related to either condition.

Search me. Hunter and his family are corrupt shit heads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)

25 wait, there's a 3 year statute of limitations on back taxes? that sounds wrong.

Posted by: x at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (uQFwj)

26 As we used to say, this guy is just a punk.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (anj39)

27 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?


I got news fo ya....

- - Ice T

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

28 It pays to be in power

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (YsNBs)

29 >>That's income, of course. Did he remember to declare that income?

Lois Lerner is currently on a beach in the Phillipines, sipping a Pna Colada and is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (e3/5f)

30 Good to have "friends" in high places...I guess.

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

31 Between this dude and VP Dimbulb I swear something is going on with Lawyer Qualifications.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (Ny7cC)

32 Good to have a criminal lawyer looking out for you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (XvPQV)

33 Looks like the late Doug McClure.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (t6XCL)

Oh hell no. Geico cave man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

34 There was a discussion on the Twats about how Hunter's mansion is literally next door to a rehab facility. Basically, the entire political class and their financial backers are paying to keep Hunter locked away in a gilded cage where he can't do any damage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (wmDcS)

35 Shit, how can I get someone to pay off a $2M bill for me?

But seriously, why would someone just drop $2M? No one is that generous, even to a charity. You are going to at least get an awards banquet in your honor.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (FK5Pa)

36 Did anyone ever truly believe that joe biden was going to be subjected to an IRS audit? If you did you are an idiot.
Posted by: Mister Scott

No one ever believed it because the idiots are in WH now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (JWsMn)

37 Oh come on, man. I'm sure the IRS would also look the other way on hundreds of thousands of unpaid taxes by Joe Smith or Jane Holt or even a famous guy like James Woods. Right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

38 Kevin Morris is the very picture of a Hollywood scumbag. Just look at that guy.

*adds a tick-mark to the "living in a simulation" column*

Posted by: This Is ALL a Bit TOO On The Nose at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (rzne3)

39 wait, there's a 3 year statute of limitations on back taxes? that sounds wrong.

*

Wait until you hear how long you've got for federal elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (6v7UU)

40 And yet, NY, the feds, and the House have combed through Trumps taxes and business dealings with a fine tooth comb.

For years.

Posted by: Here, let me help at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (NFQKQ)

41 But Trump said the p-word!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (a3Q+t)

42 Can't get enough of that Sugar Bro. Sugar Bro. Sugar Bro.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

43 Law for thee, not for me. I'll take payment my in ass wrangling.

Posted by: Hunter at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (tQvWB)

44 What is it Ace says?
Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (uTEYr)

45 Possible, I suppose. This is a lot of money, even for a rich big shot. They're either banging (gross) or Hunter is his hookup for drugs and child prostitutes or something (also gross) and the lawyer wants his supplies maintained and to avoid blackmail. Or it's just plain blackmail related to either condition.

Search me. Hunter and his family are corrupt shit heads.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)

Or the guy is just a cut out. Someone is routing money through the lawyer to Hunter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (UmVA6)

46 I can’t grasp how much Hunter spent on drugs and sex to now be a dependent.

Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (qwO6y)

47 >>>Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Wasn't there some story about HB having to leave a strip club to retrieve a strap-on so that the strippers could use it on him?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (SH2Zi)

48 so what does 2 million buy you these days?

Posted by: JayInAmes at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (yGu6h)

49 So, Jay Z needs to write a 'song' called WAP, only about penis?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

50 I have to say though, this level of out in the open, in your face, corruption is a bit funny.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (UmVA6)

51 Eww, that guy is icky and gross-looking. (And just to clarify, I'm talking about the lawyer.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (sVtYq)

52 >>>44 What is it Ace says?
Must. Be. Nice.

I stole that from The Boyscast. They're always saying it.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (0G13K)

53 8 Unfrozen caveman lawyer.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (qpX6U)

--------

Encino Man 2: Consigliere Boogaloo

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (93Arc)

54 And what did this Hollywood lawyer expect in return?

Being a lawyer...representing South Park people...successful author? Chump change. If you want the big bucks, if you want to be on the boat when the "elites" destroy civilization, you need to cozy up to one of the big fish. Preferably the one with the fewest morals possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (1Z8zZ)

55 Does Hunter's "business" have bulk discounts?

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (AwYPR)

56 Search me. Hunter and his family are corrupt shit heads.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)


He's a cash funnel. He didn't pony up 2 sticks for this crackhead. Some Uke or Chinaman did.

Posted by: This Is ALL a Bit TOO On The Nose at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (rzne3)

57 "And what did this Hollywood lawyer expect in return?"

I'm guessing: continued silence about all the cheese pizza.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (OssQ4)

58 Well, maybe we can get the state AG's to open up grand jury investigations, just like they did to Trump. If they want to play the lawfare game, we should respond in kind.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (ifHdv)

59 usually they say it to parody SJWs, like, Oh, you're a white man with a job? Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (0G13K)

60 Oh come on, man. I'm sure the IRS would also look the other way on hundreds of thousands of unpaid taxes by Joe Smith or Jane Holt or even a famous guy like James Woods. Right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM


Of course! Is there any doubt?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

61 It's income Hunter, it's taxable.
Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (79p/O)


That's so cute.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (1Z8zZ)

62 this is the culmination of being laughed at

as far as we are concerned, we are jokes

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (us2H3)

63 Looks like this clown will be getting The Big Guy's ten percent from here on out.

I'm starting to think the Bidens are more corrupt than the Clintons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (bkUtD)

64 They all get off scot free. No matter what they do. It's just where we are as a country. Lawless and unaccountable...if you're a Democrat.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (sVtYq)

65 >>>Boy, this family which NeverTrump promised us would "Restore Our Norms" sure seems to have kissed the Blarney Stone right on its clit without consent, huh?


That's....that's certainly one way of putting it.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (bhRsz)

66
Looks like the late Doug McClure.
Posted by: YIKES!


He looks like a tramp. Not Trampas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

67 24 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?
++++
Possible, I suppose. This is a lot of money, even for a rich big shot. They're either banging (gross) or Hunter is his hookup for drugs and child prostitutes or something (also gross) and the lawyer wants his supplies maintained and to avoid blackmail. Or it's just plain blackmail related to either condition.

Search me. Hunter and his family are corrupt shit heads.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)
_________________________________

I think more likely it's just good old fashioned influence peddling . . . or money laundering, as I suggested above

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

68 13 Remember when John Edwards accidentally slipped up and talked about "the two Americas"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6v7UU)

=======

What were his two Americas supposed to be?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

69 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Of course he does. Pervs gonna perv wherever they can.

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (cTCuP)

70 Sugar Bro looks like a neanderthal Ethan Hawke

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (kf6Ak)

71 When was the last time Ace thanked #NeverTrump?

/Besides last night ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (93Arc)

72 46 I can’t grasp how much Hunter spent on drugs and sex to now be a dependent.
Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (qwO6y)

Read Hunters whiny imessages to his sister in law / wife. The money was never his. He was always just the bag man / fall guy / money laundering device for the entire Biden Crime Family.

But yes, I'm sure he also spent a respectable amount of money on crack and whores.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (UmVA6)

73 So the South Park creators use the same lawyer as Hunter Biden? That explains so much... for example South Park has made fun of Trump for years but has been silent as a church mouse pissing on cotton regarding the Biden junta.

Posted by: Liberty at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (jUpwM)

74 It's good to be a Democrat. Sugar daddy pays your back taxes no strings attached of course.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (0OmEj)

75 Compared to the Biden, Sharpton, etc., my back taxes are a drop in the bucket.

The way the IRS is hounding me you'd think the entire government budget depended on me paying it off.

Fuck em.

Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (79p/O)

76 >>>Boy, this family which NeverTrump promised us would "Restore Our Norms" sure seems to have kissed the Blarney Stone right on its clit without consent, huh?


Wow, that is pure poetry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:38 PM (bkUtD)

77 Amber Heard in: Turd 182

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

78
The Sweet Stink of Success

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:38 PM (rzne3)

79
The way the IRS is hounding me you'd think the entire government budget depended on me paying it off.

Fuck em.
Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (79p/O)



This. I've been making payments to the fuckers for 3 years now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Looks like a deformed Richard Branson.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 10, 2022 12:38 PM (OssQ4)

81 I'm pretty sure Geico Cave Man spent a lot of time grunting and looking at the back of Hunter's melon.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (ifHdv)

82 >>>So the South Park creators use the same lawyer as Hunter Biden? That explains so much... for example South Park has made fun of Trump for years but has been silent as a church mouse pissing on cotton regarding the Biden junta.
Posted by: Liberty


I don't think they have even mentioned him since he was "elected." Not a peep.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (bkUtD)

83 wait, there's a 3 year statute of limitations on back taxes? that sounds wrong.

Posted by: x at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM


Yep, unless they do an audit and find shenanigans, then they can go back 7 years to look at your other tax returns IIRC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (bVYXr)

84 69 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Of course he does. Pervs gonna perv wherever they can.

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (cTCuP)

Perfect comment #. And don't forget Hunter's PW to his laptop. Some people say "analfuck69" is impossible, but not if you have more than two people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

85 wait, there's a 3 year statute of limitations on back taxes?

Depends on who's taxes, IYKWIM.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (1Z8zZ)

86 Looks like the late Doug McClure.
Posted by: YIKES!

He looks like he stinks. Smells bad.

Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (79p/O)

87 I keep telling people, Hunter is the mastermind of the family. Does anyone really think Joe, even in his prime, was capable of doing all of this? The man was considered a dullard in his prime years.

Posted by: WiNO at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (EpDzw)

88 That f____er looks like he could actually be Hunter's brother.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (VNGpB)

89 61 It's income Hunter, it's taxable.
Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (79p/O)


Maybe the guy fucked Hunter too hard in the ass

and Hunter filed a damage lawsuit

and the 2 million is the settlement

not sure but I think that's taxed

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (us2H3)

90 Please, please, we beg you... do not send us Rick Scott.

Posted by: Wisconsin at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (QYPq3)

91 This guy is a misshapen Brad Pitt.

To quote Mr. Plinkett, "What's wrong with your faaaaace?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (bkUtD)

92 It's either a gift (donor may need to pay gift tax on it) or a loan, in which case Hunter has to pay it back with interest (and the interest is income to the lender).

If it is compensation, then Hunter needs to pay federal income taxes on it, and maybe state income taxes too. And one has to wonder what he did to earn that compensation. Did they payor deduct it as wages? There is such a thing as excess compensation if it exceeds a reasonable amount in exchange for services provided. And an "excess compensation" tax.
See 26 CFR 1.162-8 Treatment of Excessive Compensation.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (96wFa)

93 Amber Heard in: Turd 182

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Amber Heard in: Children of the Corn in my Shit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (OgrpQ)

94 We live in a banana republic.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (rJ48h)

95 Oh Sponge, I feel your pain.

Fuckers, all of them.

Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (79p/O)

96 68 13 Remember when John Edwards accidentally slipped up and talked about "the two Americas"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6v7UU)

=======

What were his two Americas supposed to be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

------

"A cautionary tale An instruction manual on destroying the middle class?" -- California

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (93Arc)

97 83 wait, there's a 3 year statute of limitations on back taxes? that sounds wrong.

Posted by: x at May 10, 2022 12:33 PM


Yep, unless they do an audit and find shenanigans, then they can go back 7 years to look at your other tax returns IIRC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (bVYXr)

I was told at some point in time that the IRS can go back as far as they wish, so it's best to hold on to all your returns and supporting docs forever. When it comes to GETTING money back from the IRS, I thought THAT was the three year limitation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

98 87 I keep telling people, Hunter is the mastermind of the family. Does anyone really think Joe, even in his prime, was capable of doing all of this? The man was considered a dullard in his prime years.
Posted by: WiNO at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (EpDzw)

Hunters a literal crack head.

I don't think any of the Bidens are the mastermind. I think they outsource the thinking, and they just do the doin'.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (UmVA6)

99 Sodomy. So easy a caveman can do it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2022 12:41 PM (ifHdv)

100 94 We live in a banana republic.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (rJ48h)

That's an apple.

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

101 94 We live in a banana republic.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (rJ48h)

------

Or as I've termed it: "a banana-in-the-tailpipe republic (TM)."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:41 PM (93Arc)

102 Not that them sharing a lawyer means anything, but I always thought South Park was very "our long national crazy-man nightmare is over" when Trump quote-unquote lost.

Given that connection, thin as it is, it makes me curious as to whether Parker and Stone "took the ticket," as they say.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 12:41 PM (bhRsz)

103 lawyer is mid-transformation into werewolf

Posted by: Brian at May 10, 2022 12:41 PM (sZJfc)

104 Is this guy related to the founders of the Morris Agency?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (eCqFY)

105 85 wait, there's a 3 year statute of limitations on back taxes?

actually, I think, they got 10 years to collect the tax once it is assessed

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (us2H3)

106 Perfect comment #. And don't forget Hunter's PW to his laptop. Some people say "analfuck69" is impossible, but not if you have more than two people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

^^I could have gone my whole life without knowing that or even wondering about it. Now I need eye and brain bleach...

Posted by: Iris at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (DibdT)

107 >>>94 We live in a banana republic.

Posted by: mr tmz


Honestly, we have been for decades. At least since the Clinton years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

108 The way the IRS is hounding me you'd think the entire government budget depended on me paying it off.

Fuck em.
Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (79p/O)


Going after Sharpton, Biden, etc. would cost more in time and money than they'd eventually get back. Additionally, the small-fry are much more numerous, so that's where the money is. Joe blow with a small business who tried doing his taxes himself isn't likely to spend tens of thousands to pay the $6k the IRS says that he owes. He'll just tighten his belt and write a check.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (wmDcS)

109 Isn't the limit 7 Years on taxes if fraud is alleged?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


If you are named Trump, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (xsL4l)

110 This explains where Hunter got his password.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (BJKQV)

111 I don't think any of the Bidens are the mastermind.

A biofilm on a toilet seat has a higher collective IQ.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (ZsR3z)

112 Dow falls below 32k.

Posted by: It's happening at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (NFQKQ)

113 The good news is all the Moronettes love them some lawyer unibrow.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

114 I always thought laywers had to be presentable, clean, and honest looking to have any real shot in court, not look lik a scuzzbag douche

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

115 Amber Heard in Abbott and Costello meet
Frankenpoop.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (uTEYr)

116 and the 2 million is the settlement

not sure but I think that's taxed
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (us2H3)

Money from personal injury lawsuits / settlements is not treated as income by the IRS.

Not sure if there's any guidance on this, ahem, specific issue though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (UmVA6)

117 Is "Ultra-MAGA" Simple Joe's code name for Trump's prostate? WTF is that?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (aeMRC)

118 I'd bet he's just the washing machine through which the money is laundered. Somebody is keeping score, and every single on of those chits is going to be called, eventually. Look for a president doing incredibly unpopular things even against party pressure.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (fj2YZ)

119 This family has been lavishly funded by taxpayer money for over 50 years, and they can't scrape enough to pay their own into the pot? Meanwhile we had daily triggered journalists screaming about Trumps taxes.

Posted by: Adrienne at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (gegMK)

120
One Poo Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (rzne3)

121 You don't have to be a sooper-genius to be greedy. Biden was in politics which means he has a certain amount of cunning, and he knew how to sell his influence.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (wmDcS)

122 Going after Sharpton, Biden, etc. would cost more in time and money than they'd eventually get back. Additionally, the small-fry are much more numerous, so that's where the money is. Joe blow with a small business who tried doing his taxes himself isn't likely to spend tens of thousands to pay the $6k the IRS says that he owes. He'll just tighten his belt and write a check.
Posted by: Colorado Alex


That's a lotta $6k checks to equal Sharpton's $4m large.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (xsL4l)

123 104 Is this guy related to the founders of the Morris Agency?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (eCqFY)

his cock does smell like cat food

Posted by: Hunter of cock at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (us2H3)

124 no mean tweets!

Posted by: always look on the bright side of life at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (oY6Yp)

125 114 I always thought laywers had to be presentable, clean, and honest looking to have any real shot in court, not look lik a scuzzbag douche
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

Well, there are lawyers, and then there are .... lawyers if you know what I mean.

See: Michael Cohen.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (UmVA6)

126 >>>I always thought laywers had to be presentable, clean, and honest looking to have any real shot in court, not look lik a scuzzbag douche
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I saw Scuzzbag Douche open for Hole in 1992.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (bkUtD)

127 Does Hunter like the pole or the hole?

Barnyard animals
Pet store animals
Little boys
Little girls
Watermelon
Cantaloupe
Anal stun gun
Oral stun gun

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (lz5hY)

128 >>>Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

HB sex toy story - Page Six

https://tinyurl.com/23ke39x8

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (SH2Zi)

129 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Of course he does. Pervs gonna perv wherever they can.
Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (cTCuP)


Also, drug addicts to keep getting their drugs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

130
Rear Window

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (rzne3)

131 Perfect comment #. And don't forget Hunter's PW to his laptop. Some people say "analfuck69" is impossible, but not if you have more than two people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


You just have to stack everyone like they're Lincoln (Project) Logs.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (HCCZR)

132 You can see the sleaze oozing off of him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (nxdel)

133 For some unfathomable reason I watched a documentary on Honey Boo-Boo last night. *hangs head*

Was stunned to learn that Mama June developed a thousand-dollar-a-day meth and cocaine habit.

How on earth does anyone do that many drugs in one day and not die?

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (cTCuP)

134 I'm sure it's some accounting flim flam otherwise the guy would just have bought 3 or 4 Hunter paintings for a couple of million.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (eCqFY)

135 One side of his face is attempting to get away from the other.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (XU274)

136 88 That f____er looks like he could actually be Hunter's brother.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (VNGpB)

------

The secret love child of F. Joe and Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (93Arc)

137 So if someone pays for you, your IRS bill that you can't pay because you're broke, that's income.

If you're broke how are you supposed to pay the taxes owed on the gifted money that paid your taxes?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (hVAZs)

138 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (UmVA6)



I meant and my theory was it's not taxed

thanks for correcting my mistake

you low down SOB

Posted by: Hunter of cock at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (us2H3)

139 Rear Window

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (rzne3)

Brown Eye of the Beholder

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (OgrpQ)

140 Going after Sharpton, Biden, etc. would cost more in time and money than they'd eventually get back.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (wmDcS)

When has that ever been a concern?

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (AwYPR)

141 who takes a dump in someone's bed? that's just ridiculous.

Posted by: Naje Davenport at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (uQFwj)

142 That lawyer reminds me of a product manager at my former place of work who asked for a "pile of chicks" with his turkey sandwich--he meant pile of chips. He had the same, uh, breezy look.

Posted by: Caliban at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (HgGBT)

143
Silence of the Fartclams

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (rzne3)

144 You'd think that someone with the green to drop $2M so readily would have a decent haircut and no neckbeard.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (ZsR3z)

145 The way the IRS is hounding me you'd think the entire government budget depended on me paying it off.

Fuck em.
Posted by: mpfs

**

It helps to understand that they're punitive. They don't need your piddling little nothingness. A decade or so ago the feds were operating at $45K/second. The equivalent of totaling a nice Acura every second of every day, with no rest ever. We talked about it recently and I think it's up to around $100K/second now. None of which exists. They just make pretend money and pretend it's there, and everyone agrees because no one wants to think about what happens if it's not.

They don't need your pittance. They only want you to suffer. Rest assured, La'Shanequa probably isn't paying taxes in your situation. She's not even getting a letter. But I have no doubt they check the demographics and say "there's a Trump voter" for your returns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (6v7UU)

146 Dow falls below 32k.
Posted by: It's happening at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (NFQKQ)


Good. Screw 'em.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (bhRsz)

147 I don't think there is any statute of limitations on tax fraud, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (jTmQV)

148 >>Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Yes, there are pictures of him riding a guy while smoking meth in the trove of pictures from his laptop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (e3/5f)

149 Was stunned to learn that Mama June developed a thousand-dollar-a-day meth and cocaine habit.

How on earth does anyone do that many drugs in one day and not die?
Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (cTCuP)


I want to know how she got five different guys to knock her up. Because I think every one of her kids has a different dad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (DRSnL)

150 133 For some unfathomable reason I watched a documentary on Honey Boo-Boo last night. *hangs head*

Was stunned to learn that Mama June developed a thousand-dollar-a-day meth and cocaine habit.

How on earth does anyone do that many drugs in one day and not die?

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (cTCuP)

Yeah, you'd expect they'd go all Cocaine Bear on you.

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

151 who takes a dump in someone's bed? that's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Naje Davenport at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (uQFwj)



Well done. That never gets old.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (rJ48h)

152
Ben-Turd

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (rzne3)

153 One side of his face is attempting to get away from the other.
Posted by: Ktgreat

Seriously. Cover up each half, it looks like two unrelated people.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (OssQ4)

154 112 Dow falls below 32k.
Posted by: It's happening at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (NFQKQ)

I'm so fucking old that "Dow 25K" was crack talk

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (us2H3)

155 Did they meet in rehab?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (COfz7)

156 137 So if someone pays for you, your IRS bill that you can't pay because you're broke, that's income.

If you're broke how are you supposed to pay the taxes owed on the gifted money that paid your taxes?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (hVAZs)

If your debt is forgiven, that's income. If you have to fogive debt to someone you don't like, send a notice to the IRS that they have extra income.

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

157
Wuthering Shites

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (rzne3)

158 141 who takes a dump in someone's bed? that's just ridiculous.

Posted by: Naje Davenport at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (uQFwj)

The same guys that came up with the PeePee tape?

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

159 Our betters.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

160 Wouldn't this be a gift over 15 grand, subject to a gift tax of 18-40%?

So not only the 2 mill, but another 400-800 thou that Caveman has to pay?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (w9Wax)

161 Amber Heard in Romeo and Pooliet

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (4G0LT)

162 Ben-Turd

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (rzne3)

Sharticus

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (OgrpQ)

163 It's not that I can't see it's that the letters aren't big enough.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (/FocL)

164
Wesley Snipes needs to use the Biden tax guys

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (W19mi)

165 It's either a gift (donor may need to pay gift tax on it) or a loan, in which case Hunter has to pay it back with interest (and the interest is income to the lender).

If it is compensation, then Hunter needs to pay federal income taxes on it, and maybe state income taxes too. And one has to wonder what he did to earn that compensation. Did they payor deduct it as wages? There is such a thing as excess compensation if it exceeds a reasonable amount in exchange for services provided. And an "excess compensation" tax.
See 26 CFR 1.162-8 Treatment of Excessive Compensation.
Posted by: ruralcounsel at May 10, 2022 12:40 PM (96wFa)


I assume he just bought a couple of pieces of Hunter's art.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (yQpMk)

166 I want to know how she got five different guys to knock her up. Because I think every one of her kids has a different dad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (DRSnL)

It's not hard for women to find men willing to have sex with them.

Quality men? Eh. But, you know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (UmVA6)

167 [iu]125 114 I always thought laywers had to be presentable, clean, and honest looking to have any real shot in court, not look lik a scuzzbag douche

There are many lawyers whose practice is such that they never see the inside of a courtroom.

And there are others who've made a career out of looking like someone stuck a mop in a suit.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (HCCZR)

168 This is straight-up money laundering

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM


Not when Democrats do it.

Posted by: The IRS at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (RkC6l)

169 Ben-Turd

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (rzne3)

Sharticus
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Fawlty Showers

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (xsL4l)

170 Even if the $2 million (and growing every month!) is structured as a loan, it still has to withstand audit. If, after the criminal grand jury returns charges for failing to pay his taxes when due, Hunter Biden is not audited every year from this point forward ...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (mk8/f)

171
Forrest Dump

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (rzne3)

172 The guy looks like a drugged out son of one of the Beach Boys. So perfect for Hunter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (pWxlC)

173 129 Does Hunter like the pole and the hole?

Of course he does. Pervs gonna perv wherever they can.
Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:37 PM (cTCuP)

Also, drug addicts to keep getting their drugs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

------

I have a younger brother who was a homeless drug addict and went to San Francisco to sell his body for drugs three decades ago. I figured he'd end up dead or in jail (the latter twice for violent assaults while on PCP) ... amazingly, he met a good Christian woman while working & being housed by a Christian charity organization three years ago, and is finally sober, safe, productive, & happy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (93Arc)

174 151 who takes a dump in someone's bed? that's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Naje Davenport at May 10, 2022 12:45 PM (uQFwj)
---------------

I haven't followed this very closely. Did she pinch a loaf while Depp was in the bed, in the room, or just left it for Depp to find later?

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

175 160 Wouldn't this be a gift over 15 grand, subject to a gift tax of 18-40%?

So not only the 2 mill, but another 400-800 thou that Caveman has to pay?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (w9Wax)

You don't actually have any tax liability until its like $13 million or something along those lines.

You just have to let the IRS know if you gift any person more than 14k or whatever in any given year. (it counts towards your lifetime tax free gifting).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (UmVA6)

176 Tropic Thunderbucket

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (xPJvm)

177 It's almost as if there are two standards.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (kst+v)

178 Fawlty Showers

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (xsL4l)

Backside Story

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (OgrpQ)

179 It's not hard for women to find men willing to have sex with them.

Quality men? Eh. But, you know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Stop long enough in Aisle 3 at Dollar Tree...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (xsL4l)

180 @154

>>I'm so fucking old that "Dow 25K" was crack talk.

The Dow was under 1000 when I started investing.

So, the stock market has been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (e3/5f)

181 Off unwatched propagada arm of the left...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

182
Terminator Poo: Fudgment Day

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (rzne3)

183 REMAIN CLAM! ALL IS HELL!!!

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (Tw3QL)

184 Dr. Poolittle

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (sVtYq)

185 172 The guy looks like a drugged out son of one of the Beach Boys. So perfect for Hunter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (pWxlC)

------

LOL. I KNEW there was something famliar about the blue-and-white striped shirt, but couldn't put my finger on it. YES!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (93Arc)

186
The Green Pile

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (rzne3)

187 so what does 2 million buy you these days?
Posted by: JayInAmes at May 10, 2022 12:35 PM (yGu6h)
.......

a couple fillups and some groceries.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

188 Phil Hartman:
"Now I'm just a simple caveman lawyer. All of your bright lights and fast machines confuse and frighten me."

At this point it might be quicker to say what isn't on the laptop.

Password: fartclam69

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (44ww/)

189 Hunter's Secret Service name is "Lucky Pierre."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 10, 2022 12:50 PM (iDcra)

190 who takes a dump in someone's bed? that's just ridiculous.

Women can be fecal.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (ZsR3z)

191 It seems like yesterday Dagen McDowell (pre successful makeovers) gave a business report on Imus' show, and the I Man said "we might someday hit 13K".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (lz5hY)

192 This family has been lavishly funded by taxpayer money for over 50 years, and they can't scrape enough to pay their own into the pot? Meanwhile we had daily triggered journalists screaming about Trumps taxes.
Posted by: Adrienne at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (gegMK)


The Bidens likely burn through money about as fast as they can accumulate it. They're the kind of people who win the lotto and then ten years later are flat broke.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (wmDcS)

193 I haven't followed this very closely. Did she pinch a loaf while Depp was in the bed, in the room, or just left it for Depp to find later?
Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (G0vdT)


THAT WAS GUACAMOLE!

Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (AiZBA)

194 Hobo lawyer looks like the type of guy who's slinging cocaine on the side in West Hollywood when he isn't helping shady accountants cook the books for one of his shady clients.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (aeMRC)

195 ... amazingly, he met a good Christian woman while working & being housed by a Christian charity organization three years ago, and is finally sober, safe, productive, & happy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM (93Arc)



Miracles do happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

196 You'd think that someone with the green to drop $2M so readily would have a decent haircut and no neckbeard.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (ZsR3z)


Someone with the green to drop $2M so readily doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks about their appearance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (1Z8zZ)

197
Shite Club

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (rzne3)

198 Amber Heard
In
007: Stinkfinger

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (hVAZs)

199 Re the pole or the hole- I thought one of his discovered invoices for sessions with baby mama including a strap on "pegging" session. And since I was blissfully previously unaware of such a thing, pretty sure I'm not confounding with something else.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (fj2YZ)

200 DOA

dump on arrival

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (us2H3)

201 I assume he just bought a couple of pieces of Hunter's art.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 12:48 PM (yQpMk)

I'm inclined to think it's an advance against the future sales...

Kinda like a publishing deal.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 12:52 PM (MkuC5)

202
The Shawstank Redemption

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 12:52 PM (rzne3)

203 "When The Post attempted to contact Morris at his Malibu rsidence to ask about his dealings with Hunter Biden, his wife slammed the door in the reporter's face and refused to answer questions."

Imagine telling your wife you are "borrowing" or paying 2,000,000 to a "friend". Oh, okay honey. Or imagine the awkward conversation if she didn't know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:52 PM (pWxlC)

204 153-
You know, now that I look at it- I've read Botox can cause that. Apparently it goes away after awhile.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 10, 2022 12:52 PM (XU274)

205 Lawyer guy looks like if Ron Perleman had a baby with geico caveman.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (fj2YZ)

206 You can see the sleaze oozing off of him.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2022 12:44 PM (nxdel)
.......

Don't get too close, the crabs are jumping today.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

207 I haven't followed this very closely. Did she pinch a loaf while Depp was in the bed, in the room, or just left it for Depp to find later?

--

I think I read a while back that she put it there when he was gone. I think a friend was with her.

I mean, it's the perfect behavior of someone claiming to be physically abused. What better way to suffer the wrath of your abuser than to take a dump in his bed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (sVtYq)

208 The Dow has for a long time been artificially inflated, propped up by dump trucks of government funding and negative interest rates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

209 Amber Heard
In
007: On Her Majesty's Secret Bed

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (hVAZs)

210 Ivanhole

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (us2H3)

211 I think corrupt politicians is indeed the norm. Squeaky clean guys like Trump (of all people) are not normal. And that scares the Uniparty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)

212 As a completely unbiased random guy I see no reason at all to believe this man has had any improper legal dealings with the young Hunter's finances or his virgin anus.

Posted by: (0rnH0l3dMudmuffin69 at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (pAVPz)

213 The Bidens likely burn through money about as fast as they can accumulate it. They're the kind of people who win the lotto and then ten years later are flat broke.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (wmDcS)

I think there are just a lot of mouths to feed, as it were.

The entire extended Biden clan has to live off of Joe Biden's influence peddling. Including stripper baby mama's, and addict widows, and crack smokin' Hunter, and a whole generation of grand children, and I'm sure there are a lot of hangers on who get their cuts.

Like ... I'm saying there are probably 30-40 people who have to live the lifestyles of multi millionaires off of this graft. That ain't cheap!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (UmVA6)

214 Hobo lawyer looks like the type of guy who's slinging cocaine on the side in West Hollywood when he isn't helping shady accountants cook the books for one of his shady clients.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Looks like the lawyer that keeps pill mills running.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (xsL4l)

215 Also I hate all these crooked bastards and I want them to die immediately.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)

216 There Will Be Blood In The Poop

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (uTEYr)

217 155 Did they meet in rehab?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (COfz7)

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I think you're on to something ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (93Arc)

218 I want to know how she got five different guys to knock her up. Because I think every one of her kids has a different dad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 12:46 PM (DRSnL)

Child support position.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (SH2Zi)

219 Beto no more

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (AiZBA)

220 Is Hunter's graft train parked on a siding? Did the money flow from Ukraine and China stop completely?

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (cTCuP)

221 the good , the bad and the fugly

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (us2H3)

222 Interesting article about the internal documents showing the FBI freaking out in March 2017 when Trump said he knew he was spied on.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (cMXNt)

223 153 One side of his face is attempting to get away from the other.
Posted by: Ktgreat

Seriously. Cover up each half, it looks like two unrelated people.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (OssQ4)

Actually, that lawyer looks like Brian Williams after a three-day bender. Williams has that same kind of face.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (uRw3k)

224 It's not that I can't see it's that the letters aren't big enough.

Posted by: Braenyard
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My memory is fine, it's my recollection that is bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (E5ADw)

225 Imagine telling your wife you are "borrowing" or paying 2,000,000 to a "friend". Oh, okay honey. Or imagine the awkward conversation if she didn't know.
Posted by: Minnfidel


It's an investment.

Apparently the dude has also been working with Buttplug
Biden on structuring his 'art' deals.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (HCCZR)

226 No County For Old Poop

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (uTEYr)

227 I have a younger brother who was a homeless drug addict and went to San Francisco to sell his body for drugs three decades ago. I figured he'd end up dead or in jail (the latter twice for violent assaults while on PCP) ... amazingly, he met a good Christian woman while working & being housed by a Christian charity organization three years ago, and is finally sober, safe, productive, & happy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 12:49 PM

Good to hear!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (pWxlC)

228 Gone with the Wind

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)

229 Amber Heard in: The Taming of the Poo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Operation Dumbo Drop

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (OgrpQ)

231 Or the guy is just a cut out. Someone is routing money through the lawyer to Hunter.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Ding ding ding

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (kf6Ak)

232 217 155 I always thought "Mama, I Met Her in Rehab" would be a great country song.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (lz5hY)

233 220 Is Hunter's graft train parked on a siding? Did the money flow from Ukraine and China stop completely?
Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 12:54 PM (cTCuP)

Seems highly unlikely.

But they may be routing the money through Uncle Jim or some other member of the Biden Crime Family for the time being.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:55 PM (UmVA6)

234
Hunter did tell people he did sex with to get an aids test

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (W19mi)

235 Guy looks like someone you'd find on a corner under a lamppost gripping his bottle of brew in a paper sack.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (sVtYq)

236 Kevin Morris looks like half the guys I see here in SoCal at intersections with handwritten signs panhandling for money.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

237 Hunter did tell people he did sex with to get an aids test
Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (W19mi)

Because he's a gentleman and shit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (XvPQV)

238 Amber Heard in: Trainshitting

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Like Water for Chocolate

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (OgrpQ)

240 You don't actually have any tax liability until its like $13 million or something along those lines.

You just have to let the IRS know if you gift any person more than 14k or whatever in any given year. (it counts towards your lifetime tax free gifting).
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

$13 million is the cumulative lifetime amount, but any single recipient can't get over $15K in a year without triggering the gift tax, if I'm reading this correctly.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (w9Wax)

241 That's a lotta $6k checks to equal Sharpton's $4m large.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:43 PM (xsL4l)


667. Assume 3 hours for each and you're at 2000 hours of work, or about a year's work for one employee. So total cost, maybe $150k in wages and benefits.

Sharpton, on the other hand, will retain enough attorneys to make sure you have a whole team working for years before he ever has to pay a cent.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (wmDcS)

242 #208

Stawk Market has ALWAYS been inflated with gubberment money.

It's how pensions get paid, it's how the top 10% get paid hence the taxes get paid

Don't sweat it. They're going to back the truck up and refill the pool. Cash is being diverted for their stupid unnecessary Special Military Operation.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (hVAZs)

243 Lawyer guy looks like if Ron Perleman had a baby with geico caveman.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM

LOL. Ron Perleman looks like a caveman all on his own. He's the missing link. He should stay missing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (pWxlC)

244 Fucker looks like Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (pWxlC)

245 Is it possible that the DE grand jury and investigation of Hunter will *not* turn up actionable dirt on both his vile vegetable father "president" and the uncle (Joe's brother)?

Without having burrowed deep into the details, it seems clear that among other things Hunter was a bagman for the family, and the "big guy" getting 10% is in some respect "documented" by candid private communications we have seen.

How could the DE inquiry possibly not snare Joe and the uncle?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

246 That lawyer looks like cromagnam man.

And I am proud to be an ULTRA MAGA
FUCK YOU BIDEN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (d0Qel)

247 Kevin Morris looks like a Geico Caveman and Brent Musburger had teh butt sex and made a shit hole baby.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (HqCQE)

248 Amber Turd

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

249 Or the guy is just a cut out. Someone is routing money through the lawyer to Hunter.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Someone who grew up using chopsticks.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (xsL4l)

250 I assume he just bought a couple of pieces of Hunter's art.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) I'm inclined to think it's an advance against the future sales...
Kinda like a publishing deal.
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Loan with a security interest in the paintings.

He can write off the interest on the loan. The lawyer is effectively monetizing Hunter's graft apparatus. Hunter owes him money and Hunter's source of income is bribes, disguised as painting sales. This scheme cuts into his ability to grift for the rest of the family, so it won't last that much longer. But he had to do it to have ready cash to pay off the IRS. And needed time to set up the painting scheme.

See magazine article 2 years ago about his rehab paintings...

Posted by: same reason at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (MW36j)

251 Aquaman and the Lost Colonic

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (aeMRC)

252 Johnny Depp to reprise his role in:

Willie Wonka Sleeps in a Chocolate Factory

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

253 I think there are just a lot of mouths to feed, as it were.

The entire extended Biden clan has to live off of Joe Biden's influence peddling. Including stripper baby mama's, and addict widows, and crack smokin' Hunter, and a whole generation of grand children, and I'm sure there are a lot of hangers on who get their cuts.

Like ... I'm saying there are probably 30-40 people who have to live the lifestyles of multi millionaires off of this graft. That ain't cheap!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:53 PM (UmVA6)


Supposedly stripper baby mama wants nothing to do with Hunter. She moved back to Arkansas and married some blue-collar dude with a business. I'm guessing the Bidens would have fought tooth and nail against paying her a dime. As for the rest, you're correct. There are a whole lot of parasites sucking from that beast.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (wmDcS)

254 Chinese money, fenced through the lawyer for atty client privilege.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (rBAkF)

255 Amber Heard
In
Mary Poopins.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (hVAZs)

256 Sky Above -The Poop Below,

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (uTEYr)

257 The Turdfather

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (M+Lyo)

258 How could the DE inquiry possibly not snare Joe and the uncle?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

Because they are not the prosecution. They are the cover up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (SH2Zi)

259 Hunter did tell people he did sex with to get an aids test
Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (W19mi)

Because he's a gentleman and shit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM

Get an AIDS test! NOW! Why? Uuummm because, ummm I just think you should do one NOW, TODAY.

Yea, not suspicious at all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (pWxlC)

260 Amber Heard in Splash!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (OgrpQ)

261 Hunter did tell people he did sex with to get an aids test
Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 12:56 PM (W19mi)


Was this during a broadcast interview or did he take out several billboards in various countries to ensure he didn't miss anyone?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (1Z8zZ)

262 $13 million is the cumulative lifetime amount, but any single recipient can't get over $15K in a year without triggering the gift tax, if I'm reading this correctly.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (w9Wax)

No, it just triggers the reporting requirement. You can give someone $10 million, tax free. You just have to let the IRS know, they allegedly keep track and off your lifetime gifts + bequeaths when you die, and if you go above the $13 mill or whatever, then it's taxable

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (UmVA6)

263 Hobo lawyer looks like the type of guy who's slinging cocaine on the side in West Hollywood
______________

He looks like the current holder of the Ed Buck Memorial Chair in drug abuse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

264 Wait a minute...Kevin Morris is a guy.

I must have been pretty f'ed up, but you can't really tell when someone is behind you anyway can you?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 10, 2022 01:00 PM (ESjRY)

265 Miracles do happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

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Indeed, Sponge.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 01:00 PM (93Arc)

266 Dude needs a toothpick to prop up his left eye. What's wrong with it?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:00 PM (sVtYq)

267 LOL. Ron Perleman looks like a caveman all on his own. He's the missing link. He should stay missing.
Posted by: Minnfidel


That's who I originally thought Thanos was.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:00 PM (xsL4l)

268 Get an AIDS test! NOW! Why? Uuummm because, ummm I just think you should do one NOW, TODAY.
__________

Is that you, Charlie Sheen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

269 Amber Heards horse in the Preakness, Craptacular Bid

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (GcxM3)

270 Ufrozen Caveman Douchebag

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (RkC6l)

271 Hunter forgot at which repair shop he dropped off his travel strap-on for preventive maintenance.

Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (taPSh)

272 The Bush twins drinking at 20 years old = GREATEST SCANDAL OF A PRESIDENTIAL FAMILY EVER!

Hunter Biden f*cking his niece, getting millions in bribes for his dad, and literally smoking crack on video = nothing to see here

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (ESjRY)

273 can i piss on the blarney stone, then watch never trump kiss it?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (UgAdJ)

274 Amber Heard
In
Stinky Stinky Night

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (hVAZs)

275 No, it just triggers the reporting requirement. You can give someone $10 million, tax free. You just have to let the IRS know, they allegedly keep track and off your lifetime gifts + bequeaths when you die, and if you go above the $13 mill or whatever, then it's taxable
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (UmVA6)



The recipient has to report as income if it is over $20K per year, yes?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (yQpMk)

276 Unfrozen. Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (RkC6l)

277 How did you not at least touch on the story involving Hunter's apparent password for ther computers he left to be fixed due to urine...i mean "liquid" damage.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (wcDfX)

278 Amber Heard in: Have Bed Will Soil

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

279 How could the DE inquiry possibly not snare Joe and the uncle?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

While the quote "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his income depends on his not understanding it" is not completely applicable, it's in the same ballpark.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (1Z8zZ)

280 Did they meet in rehab?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (COfz7)

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I think you're on to something ...
Posted by: ShainS
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He does have a sort of Larry Fortensky look about him.

Posted by: Liz Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (aex1q)

281 >>>Amber Heard in Splash!

>Plop Plop Splash!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (aeMRC)

282 The recipient has to report as income if it is over $20K per year, yes?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM (yQpMk)

No, it's not income, it's a gift.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (UmVA6)

283 Dude needs a toothpick to prop up his left eye. What's wrong with it?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:00 PM (sVtYq)
.........

the whole left side of his face is sagging.
Maybe a coke stroke?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

284 The Biden family is doing to America what Amber Heard did to Depp's bed.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (ESjRY)

285 Amber Heard
In
Mary Poopins.
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 12:59 PM (hVAZs)
______________

Amber Heard
In
Pooh Bare

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

286
Like ... I'm saying there are probably 30-40 people who have to live the lifestyles of multi millionaires off of this graft. That ain't cheap!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

*

It's weird, but the "poorest man in the Senate" (now president*) somehow has a large, enviable automobile collection. Strangely enough, not a single vehicle is electric.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (6v7UU)

287 Dudes pic just screams 'sleaze'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (aex1q)

288 Ron Perleman looks like a caveman all on his own. He's the missing link. He should stay missing.

Yeah, I've always assumed that his agent is a cryptozoologist. Between projects, Perleman contentedly plays on a tire swing in a cage at an undisclosed facility.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2022 01:03 PM (ppBhU)

289 amazingly, he met a good Christian woman while working & being housed by a Christian charity organization three years ago, and is finally sober, safe, productive, & happy.
Posted by: ShainS

Praise be

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 01:03 PM (kf6Ak)

290
The recipient has to report as income if it is over $20K per year, yes?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 01:01 PM

I know if it's my business paying anyone I have to send them a 1099 for anything over 750.00 so I can't believe that even if it was a personal check that he'd have to.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:03 PM (pWxlC)

291 Did they meet in rehab?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 12:47 PM (COfz7)
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And it wasn't a success story, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

292 This is straight-up money laundering
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2022 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

Only illegal if Republicans do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 01:03 PM (wnbw6)

293 Dudes pic just screams 'sleaze'.

--

Lol, I was going to say the same thing. Look up the word in the dictionary, and that guy's face has to be there. Or Avanatti's. It's a toss up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (sVtYq)

294 This would be a buddy movie where Hunter and Morris drive across the country to help Joe's campaign. Like the spade/Farley joint Black Sheep except with more hershy humpin.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (pAVPz)

295 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (pwtnK)

296 Not DU, but a funny story from a relatively close school district:
Waukee School District investigates racist presentation by students The Waukee Community School District is investigating a possible racist presentation made inside a history class at Timberline School. Photos of the presentation spread on social media, along with the inappropriate and discriminatory words and phrases it may have contained.

According to students, the presentation contained the following quotes:
“Send illegals back to where they came from”
“There is a huge influx of Mexican rapists
“In the end, Mexicans are bad”


Worst of all, though? Students also say it contained photos of former President Trump.

Truly terrifying times we live in. The school district released a statement saying the incident was inappropriate, being investigated, and they support all the usual usual diversity/inclusion bullshit.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (AERf0)

297 Amber Heard is: Stinky the Poo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Spirochetes of the Caribbean.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (93Arc)

299
Get an AIDS test! NOW! Why? Uuummm because, ummm I just think you should do one NOW, TODAY.
==
See post 148 and that exchange makes total sense. Why tho, why, would you keep videos of this on your laptop. O, never mind. Not being depraved it doesnt always occur to me what depraved people value.

Posted by: same reason at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (MQnwL)

300 It's weird, but the "poorest man in the Senate" (now president*) somehow has a large, enviable automobile collection. Strangely enough, not a single vehicle is electric.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (6v7UU)

Not to mention he's paying for how many houses for himself, his kids, their kids, etc.

Plus college tuition, spending money (they have to look / act rich), I'm sure everyone has at least one car, new phones, tennis lessons, etc. etc.

It's got to cost millions a year.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (UmVA6)

301 For 2 mil you would think Hunter would have to do butt stuff.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (zSyrn)

302 12 Isn't the limit 7 Years on taxes if fraud is alleged?
_____________

There is no statute of limitations on federal tax fraud.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (k4dH2)

303 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.

Hiring Canuck General Mercs ain't cheap yo!

Posted by: Zelensky at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)

304 Never trust anyone who has their shirt unbuttoned that much. Dude. Really.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (pWxlC)

305 Amber Heard in Das Poop

Amber Heard after gas station sushi, Apoopacalypse Now

Posted by: Scott_T at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (2waQ7)

306 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (pwtnK)


They lost a ton of money when Putin moved in.
Solution: Give Ukraine more...and skim that.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (anj39)

307 Lord have mercy.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (Oiixq)

308 "...another 40 billion for Ukraine"
Which we first need to borrow in order to give it away...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (jTmQV)

309 Amber Heard
In
Pooh Bare

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (YqDXo)


Scaturday Night Fever.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)

310 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (pwtnK)
..........

We need to drag this shit out for another month.

Posted by: Congress at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

311 Amber Heard in: Incontinence Day

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (gOdCV)

312 If I remember correctly, big gift versus income case was Kresge. I think he was Kmart founder. Massive payments to his twin mistresses. IRS characterized as income. Kresge/ladies said no, we aren't whores. Our dear friend and elderly bedmate just likes to lavish gifts upon us. Believe they won. So, if he is pegging Hunter, he can probably pay his bills.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 10, 2022 01:05 PM (fj2YZ)

313 295 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (pwtnK)

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So, another $4 billion for The Big Guy? Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (93Arc)

314 Can you imagine how bad Sharpton's taxes must be if they're actually pursuing him?

I would bet $1000 right now that there is 100% an unspoken, but maybe even a written rule that says "leave black churches and ministers completely alone except for the most egregious tax cheats that absolutely, positively can't be avoided."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (6v7UU)

315 You know these guys are freebasing dicks together.

Posted by: massideas at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (7EE+n)

316 See post 148 and that exchange makes total sense. Why tho, why, would you keep videos of this on your laptop. O, never mind. Not being depraved it doesnt always occur to me what depraved people value.

Posted by: same reason at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM

Barf.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (pWxlC)

317 But seriously, why would someone just drop $2M? No one is that generous, even to a charity. You are going to at least get an awards banquet in your honor.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (FK5Pa)

Pretty sure Kevin Morris is just the conduit, not the source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (wnbw6)

318 Hunter's laptop was the equivalent of a trophy case.

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (cTCuP)

319 Amber Heard in: Have Bed Will Soil
______________

Amber Heard in: The Taking of Pelham #1 and #2

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

320 7 years for taxes I thought

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (YsNBs)

321 >>>287 Dudes pic just screams 'sleaze'.

he has many ointments.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (0G13K)

322 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine

**

Remember three years ago when five billion for the wall was going to break us?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (6v7UU)

323 If I were to cast the Skyrim movie, I'd put Amber Heard in as Elenwen, leader of the Thalmor. She's got those pointy cheekbones and can do bitchy condescending really well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

324 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.

--

When your goal is to financially harm America as much as you can, it all makes sense. They'll get it too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

325 Ultra MAGAs are lame. I am Super Duper Ultra Fantastico MAGA.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (K41FC)

326 Amber Heard in Scat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (rJ48h)

327 It's got to cost millions a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Let me skim 10% of a billion and you would never be able to find me. Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (xsL4l)

328 The blarney stone is actually hard to kiss. It's out from a ledge and you have to lay down almost then pull your self away from the ledge to kiss the stone.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (pAVPz)

329 Can you imagine how bad Sharpton's taxes must be if they're actually pursuing him?

I would bet $1000 right now that there is 100% an unspoken, but maybe even a written rule that says "leave black churches and ministers completely alone except for the most egregious tax cheats that absolutely, positively can't be avoided."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM

Unless they do something subversive like speak out against masks or vax or join the Tea Party, then tax the SHIT out of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (pWxlC)

330 not sure but I think that's taxed
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (us2H3)

Compensatory damages aren't. Punitive damages are.

I am not a lawyer or tax advisor, nor do I play one
on tv.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (0Ua/E)

331 Ultra Maga > Rodimus Prime

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)

332 But seriously, why would someone just drop $2M?

Might be a really good investment to make the president's son extremely grateful and friendly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

333 Looks a bit like Doug McClure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (FVME7)

334 "Boy, this family which NeverTrump promised us would "Restore Our Norms" sure seems to have kissed the Blarney Stone right on its clit without consent, huh?"



National Poet-level prose, boss.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (gkwl2)

335 Can you imagine how bad Sharpton's taxes must be if they're actually pursuing him?

I would bet $1000 right now that there is 100% an unspoken, but maybe even a written rule that says "leave black churches and ministers completely alone except for the most egregious tax cheats that absolutely, positively can't be avoided."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (6v7UU)
_____________

Think about Alcee Hastings. He was SO corrupt as a judge, that even Democrat Senators voted to convict him in his impeachment trial. Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

336 Hound of the Blackturdspills

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (4G0LT)

337 Ultra MAGAs are lame. I am Super Duper Ultra Fantastico MAGA.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (K41FC)



MAGA Supreme

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

338 It's all grift, you scratch my back now, later you need something.
Hildabeast whole plan but fell through because of Russia ((wink wink)

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (YsNBs)

339 Mega Maga.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (pWxlC)

340 314 Can you imagine how bad Sharpton's taxes must be if they're actually pursuing him?

I would bet $1000 right now that there is 100% an unspoken, but maybe even a written rule that says "leave black churches and ministers completely alone except for the most egregious tax cheats that absolutely, positively can't be avoided."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (6v7UU)

------

Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (93Arc)

341 252 Johnny Depp to reprise his role in:

Willie Wonka Sleeps in a Chocolate Factory
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

Wouldn't it be: Willy Wonka Sleeps 'with' a Chocolate Factory.

or

Willy Wonka sleeps on the factory floor of a Chocolate Factory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)

342 did someone do, Poop Fiction yet?

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (53oGX)

343 Can you imagine how bad Sharpton's taxes must be if they're actually pursuing him?

He got away with drug dealing and mob-related boxing racketeering, I figure he thinks he's untouchable. I mean, no matter how horrible, stupid, and unbalanced he is, people keep throwing money, respect, and publicity at him. Why would he think differently?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

344 Quantum MAGA

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

345 337 Ultra MAGAs are lame. I am Super Duper Ultra Fantastico MAGA.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (K41FC)

MAGA Supreme
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

------

MAGA YUGE!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (93Arc)

346 Lord of Poop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

347 Johnny Depp to reprise his role in:

Willie Wonka Sleeps in a Chocolate Factory
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

Wouldn't it be: Willy Wonka Sleeps 'with' a Chocolate Factory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (dNqv+)

Sleeping with the Enema.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (SH2Zi)

348 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.
Posted by: runner

So approaching 100 billion so far. Our Betters expect us to pay *does math* 300-400 billion a year just for fighting a proxy war against Russia via Ukraine while using White Christians as cannon fodder. Crazy.
I feel like we have seen this show play out many times from WWI on.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (Oiixq)

349 Amber Heard in Feces Attaction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (FVME7)

350 Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (sVtYq)

351 Hunter is a quadrasexual. Anything with anyone for a quarter

Posted by: chicago vita at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (ts6Zs)

352 Taken

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (eOm3W)

353 Looks a bit like Doug McClure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet




Troy:

https://tinyurl.com/Simpsons-Troy-McClure

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (gkwl2)

354 I identify as outside of the universe MAGA. So, ha!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (pWxlC)

355 40 billion more for "Ukraine"?
It's like a magic show. Watch me make these sacks of cash disappear!

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

356 330 not sure but I think that's taxed
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 12:39 PM (us2H3)

Compensatory damages aren't. Punitive damages are.

I am not a lawyer or tax advisor, nor do I play one
on tv.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM (0Ua/E)

I meant to say it wasn't

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (us2H3)

357 Avogadro's Poop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (dNqv+)

358 If I remember correctly, big gift versus income case was Kresge. I think he was Kmart founder. Massive payments to his twin mistresses. IRS characterized as income. Kresge/ladies said no, we aren't whores. Our dear friend and elderly bedmate just likes to lavish gifts upon us. Believe they won.
==
This, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why a rich guy can walk right up to some women, and grab 'em by the pussy.

And, why our President is totally compromised.

Posted by: same reason at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (fDg0T)

359 Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (sVtYq)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

360 did someone do, Poop Fiction yet?
Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (53oGX)



I believe so. I've been trying but it's really hard to come up with one better than whomever came up with Shartnado yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

361 317 But seriously, why would someone just drop $2M? No one is that generous, even to a charity. You are going to at least get an awards banquet in your honor.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2022 12:34 PM (FK5Pa)

Pretty sure Kevin Morris is just the conduit, not the source.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 01:06 PM (wnbw6)

Right. Here's how it works. the Bidens need $2 million. I hire the South Park guys for $4 million through an LLC or charitable trust as "consultants" for a "project" I'm working on. They in turn give this slimy lawyer a producer / writer credit on their play, worth $3 million. Slimy Lawyers gifts hunter $2 million.

No real paper trail or proof where that money originated. Money is fungible after all. Don't be a conspiracy theoriest!

See also: "book deals"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (UmVA6)

362 Maximus MAGA

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

363 300 It's weird, but the "poorest man in the Senate" (now president*) somehow has a large, enviable automobile collection. Strangely enough, not a single vehicle is electric.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (6v7UU)

Not to mention he's paying for how many houses for himself, his kids, their kids, etc.

Plus college tuition, spending money (they have to look / act rich), I'm sure everyone has at least one car, new phones, tennis lessons, etc. etc.

It's got to cost millions a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:04 PM (UmVA6)

Harry Reid's DC residence was a penthouse suite at the Four Seasons Georgetown.

His DC residence. On a Senator's salary.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (uRw3k)

364 Poopseideon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (pWxlC)

365 Left Behind

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (eOm3W)

366 Here is some fun news, they want another 40 billion for Ukraine! Rejoice.
Posted by: runner

So approaching 100 billion so far...
*

For a war that no supporters can adequately explain why we're involved except "Russia is big."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (6v7UU)

367 Support your local Turd Burglar

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (dNqv+)

368 332 But seriously, why would someone just drop $2M?

Might be a really good investment to make the president's son extremely grateful and friendly.
___________

Yep, this guy is paying for the same thing all those other crooks throwing money at Hunter were paying for: access to Joe and his lucrative "favors."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (k4dH2)

369 Hunter Biden's "Sugar Brother" -- A Hollywood Lawyer -- Paid Off His Two Million Dollar Bill for Delinquent Taxes for Him
_______________

Anyone got Kevin Morris's phone number? I'd like someone to pick up my taxes, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

370 Kresge/ladies said no, we aren't whores

Yes, yes you are. You're just really selective whores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

371 Is this guy related to the founders of the Morris Agency?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 12:42 PM (eCqFY)

I had a Morris Minor once, but it was a real car, and not one of this guy's fuck toys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 01:12 PM (wnbw6)

372 Why is there a picture of a caveman?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 10, 2022 01:12 PM (p+1gI)

373 Requiem for a Turd

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:12 PM (dNqv+)

374 I am a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious MAGA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2022 01:12 PM (d0Qel)

375 CALL FOR KEVIN MORRIS!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 01:12 PM (yQpMk)

376 Shit of Fools

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (cTCuP)

377 "Even though we audited President Trump every year of his administration and will continue to hound him until long after his grandchildren are dead, these payoffs for the benefit of ButtFucker69 Biden and the $5 million President Shit My Pants failed to declare on his returns are no cause for us to inquire further."

-- The Infernal Revenue Service

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (gkwl2)

378 Logan's Runs

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (6v7UU)

379 Funny, last I read, Hunter was pulling in $500,000 per painting. How is it that this crackhead, amateur pornstar, grifter idiot can't cover a $2 million/ 4 painting sale tax bill? ??


Oh yeah, crackhead sex addict fuckup continues to fuckup and drain the family business' funds via his many bodily orafices...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (K00qy)

380 Dad’s dementia is worsening. It’s taking up much of my time and has been for awhile. #prayerrequest for a steady hand for my Family.

Thank you all.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (Ckg4U)

381 372 Why is there a picture of a caveman?
-------------
I think its Neil Young's love child.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (fWTJL)

382 The DaVinc-e Coli

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (eOm3W)

383 Amber Heard in a new live action adaptation: Beauty and the Feces

Posted by: Disney Marketing at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (AERf0)

384 Logan's Runs

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (6v7UU)

A Boy and Her Log.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

385 The blarney stone is actually hard to kiss. It's out from a ledge and you have to lay down almost then pull your self away from the ledge to kiss the stone.
==
Some dude gets paid to hold people who do it.

I did it a long time ago. Don't really recall much, there was a line and they keep it moving. Just kind of a blur.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, story of my life really at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (eHe3a)

386 Two Turds for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (dNqv+)

387 Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (4G0LT)

388 Can you imagine how bad Sharpton's taxes must be if they're actually pursuing him?

He got away with drug dealing and mob-related boxing racketeering, I figure he thinks he's untouchable. I mean, no matter how horrible, stupid, and unbalanced he is, people keep throwing money, respect, and publicity at him. Why would he think differently?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:09 PM (KZzsI)
______________

He got dat white privilege!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

389 Can't watch legit Cluster B types like Amber Heard after being married to one. Fight or Flight kicks in and I extreme feel nausea among other things.
It's always interesting to hear about men and women talking about how they were married to or in a relationship with a Cluster B, but they can watch Amber Heard (and other high profile Cluster Bs) with no problem.
Makes you think..

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 01:14 PM (Oiixq)

390 Compensatory damages are conceptualized as a return of capital- you are being compensated for some loss (you already owned it, so theoretically it is post-tax capital, and the compensation just makes you whole, ergo, no tax consequences). OTOH, punitive damages, designed to punish/disincentive the behavior/warn others, are a gain, and hence taxed as income.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 10, 2022 01:14 PM (fj2YZ)

391 Amber Heard in Poop Fiction!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 10, 2022 01:14 PM (AERf0)

392 Justice League: Stool of Nations

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 01:14 PM (aeMRC)

393 Slapweasel

*

Sorry and done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:14 PM (6v7UU)

394 Harry Reid's DC residence was a penthouse suite at the Four Seasons Georgetown.

His DC residence. On a Senator's salary.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2022 01:11 PM (uRw3k)

Harry Reid was just as corrupt as Biden. They all are.

If you recall, Reid's sons were brilliant real estate investors who had a fine sense of intuition about when useless land in the desert was about to be eminent domained by the fed gov for solar farms, and managed to buy it for pennies on the dollar then immediately flip it to the government, among other brilliant business moves.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (UmVA6)

395 Kathy Barnette just tweeted that she's had her Wiki page pulled down for no reason a week before the primary.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (sVtYq)

396 I forgot a few things Biden blames for inflation.

Big Cheese, Big Dairy (Cows specifically), Big Citrus.

Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (79p/O)

397 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

Just what did it buy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (Ahuog)

398 did someone do, Poop Fiction yet?
Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2022 01:08 PM (53oGX)
----
I believe so. I've been trying but it's really hard to come up with one better than whomever came up with Shartnado yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

how about
Amber Heard in Lee Marvin's iconic role in the reimagined The Big Brown Turd. Amber's four horsemen to be identified in a separate press release.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (UgAdJ)

399 Yep, this guy is paying for the same thing all those other crooks throwing money at Hunter were paying for: access to Joe and his lucrative "favors."/i]

That's why it had to be Biden for president over all the other candidates. Not because he was qualified. Not because he was mentally capable. not because he's remotely likable, but because otherwise he's just an unemployed politician with no political clout. All that money everyone threw at him was a waste if he has no power

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

400 Ron Perleman looks like a caveman all on his own. He's the missing link. He should stay missing.

Yeah, I've always assumed that his agent is a cryptozoologist. Between projects, Perleman contentedly plays on a tire swing in a cage at an undisclosed facility.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2022 01:03 PM (ppBhU)


His daughter takes after him. Poor thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

401 Think about Alcee Hastings. He was SO corrupt as a judge, that even Democrat Senators voted to convict him in his impeachment trial. Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM


Then think about the idiots in his district who elected him as a Representative after that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (RkC6l)

402 {{{Slappy}}}

I will hold you and your dad in my heart.

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (cTCuP)

403 *starts humming Bangles cover used in "Less Than Zero"

Hunter is RDJ, and who knows what he gives to his "sugar brothers" in return for getting him drugs, paying his bills...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (K00qy)

404 Damn near twin brothers in depravity except this cat looks orders of magnitude smarter than Hunter.

Posted by: Not a postman but possibly postal at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (zpL+t)

405 Sister Strange and the Multiverse of Poop

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (dNqv+)

406 Shit of Pools

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (4G0LT)

407 Lady in Black,

I am definitely voting for Kathy Barnette next week.
So is my sister, my husband, etc.

Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (79p/O)

408 I bet this guy wears a douche knot.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (anj39)

409 Peace be with you, slap

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 01:16 PM (Ahuog)

410 - The Infernal Revenue Service
==
They are running a tax farm. You supply the taxes, the IRS does the farming. They system is designed so that you don't quite notice your bondage, except on tax day. You never really consider how many months of the year you actually work for Uncle Sam and what is left for you.

Posted by: Wesley Snipes back from a federally funded vacation!! at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (Y9SMY)

411 Fire Down Below

Any Which Way But Loose

Remains of the Day

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (OgrpQ)

412 I forgot a few things Biden blames for inflation.

Big Cheese, Big Dairy (Cows specifically), Big Citrus.
Posted by: mpfs, Forget it Jake, it's Clown World at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (79p/O)
.........

Don't forget Big Baby Formula.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

413 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

Just what did it buy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (Ahuog)

Russia intercepted it so it can't be traced.

Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (od2jl)

414 I don't think Hunter is gay but $2M is $2M

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (RKIiH)

415 Think about Alcee Hastings. He was SO corrupt as a judge, that even Democrat Senators voted to convict him in his impeachment trial. Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:07 PM

Then think about the idiots in his district who elected him as a Representative after that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (RkC6l)
______________

More of dat white privilege!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

416 Has Schitty, Schitty, Bang Bang been mentioned?

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (GcxM3)

417 His daughter takes after him. Poor thing.

Poor thing is right. That dude is just flat out ugly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (nxdel)

418 >>Then think about the idiots in his district who elected him as a Representative after that.

Alcee Hastings represented his district really well.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (rJ48h)

419 397 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

Just what did it buy?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (Ahuog)

Don't worry, much of it made its way back in to the US and is stimulating our grifty great market economy over here. Ukraine is just a place rich Americans launder money through.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (UmVA6)

420 Has anyone done Shitler's List yet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (RkC6l)

421 Defecate 4

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 01:17 PM (eCqFY)

422 Is not Joes brother the one who actually arranged the financial transactions and Joe was simply the influence peddler directed by his brother?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (GvjAk)

423 Dad’s dementia is worsening. It’s taking up much of my time and has been for awhile. #prayerrequest for a steady hand for my Family.

Thank you all.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (Ckg4U)



Godspeed, Slap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

424 Any movie about Amber Heard would technically be a remake.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (od2jl)

425 McClure? Maybe, but the asymmetry puts me in mind of Clu Gulager.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (4t6Xc)

426 Harry Reid lived at The Ritz in DC.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (K00qy)

427 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

Just what did it buy?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (Ahuog)


iPads for orphans. Seriously.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

428 Prayers for you all Slapweasel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (nxdel)

429 MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGAMILLION

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (kf6Ak)

430 Two Turds for Sister Sarah
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Seven Turds for Seven Brothers

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (xsL4l)

431 Slap - Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (4t6Xc)

432 His daughter takes after him. Poor thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (DRSnL)
____________

Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley looks like ... Billy Joel.

Missed it by that >< much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

433 Hey. Ron Perlman was ok as the gay space pirate cook in Ice Pirates. He was very convincing.

Posted by: Kevin Bacon-wrapped Scallops at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (Tw3QL)

434 Waiting to Exhale

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (OgrpQ)

435 Then think about the idiots in his district who elected him as a Representative after that.
==
TBF 130,000 people in Cleveland voted for a Judge after that judge had already been convicted of fixing cases.

Posted by: There's stoopid all over the place at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (GtduL)

436 After this trial, are either Depp or Heard going to be cast in big budget movies?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (rJ48h)

437 Sphincter's List

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

438 397 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?
---
Dims are working on an additional $40B for Ukraine right now. Oh, and $20B for the Coof.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (sWM8x)

439 Amber Heard in "Irma La Deuce."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

440 Ladies and gentleman of the jury... I'm just a caveman... Your world *frightens* me!

Posted by: Hunter's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (l7udz)

441 421 Defecate 4
----
Sorry I'm late today.
Is is like Defcon 4 but under a shitty 'pseudo-president'?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (qfLjt)

442 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

Just what did it buy?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 01:15 PM (Ahuog)

iPads for orphans. Seriously.
==
Bono concert

Posted by: There's stoopid all over the place at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (GtduL)

443 With Putin's Ultra-MAGA tax plan, Trump will create baby formula supply chain shortages to starve children at the dinner table.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 01:20 PM (aeMRC)

444 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?
_______________

Has there ever been an honest accounting of any federal government spending?

Probably not in our lifetimes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 10, 2022 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

445 Joe Biden should have been dismissed for no other reason than just having hair plugs and fake white capped teeth.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 10, 2022 01:20 PM (eCqFY)

446 Have Turd - Will Travel

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:20 PM (xsL4l)

447 The Lone Turd

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:20 PM (xsL4l)

448 After this trial, are either Depp or Heard going to be cast in big budget movies?

Well she's not longer the hot shit we want.

Posted by: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean's director at May 10, 2022 01:20 PM (ESjRY)

449 Whole Nine Yards

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (dNqv+)

450 The Whole Nine Yards

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (OgrpQ)

451
Given that I'm sure this guy was just laundering payoffs Brandon & Hunter, and that you don't call someone your "Sugar Bro" unless you're plundering his fudgepot, it would seem that Junior's corruption and deviant behavior finally merged.

Posted by: Singularity of Wretched Excess at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (rzne3)

452 After this trial, are either Depp or Heard going to be cast in big budget movies?

Probably. There's real money and jobs in Hollywood for being a horrible person playing villains, etc. And Johnny Depp seems like a loser, but he still is a good actor and he hasn't damaged his reputation too badly here.

Will Smith on the other hand... I don't know if he can come back from that stupid stunt. He's in "therapy" now, which is Hollywood for "penance"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

453 American Shitter

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (dNqv+)

454 Posted by: Slapweasel at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (Ckg4U)

Prayers for your whole family

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (kf6Ak)

455 Dookie Heard

O Turd Where Art Thou

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (N39Ws)

456 Calidefecation

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (aeMRC)

457 The more I learn of Star Drek: Woke New Worlds the worse it gets.

Lt. La'an Noonian Singh is the Michael Burnham Mary Sue. Without Sa'avik's quoting of regulations Pike follows her suggestion of raising shields. Who's the captain again?

Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down...

Communicators now have docking stations so one can watch video.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (pl2AG)

458 Joe's big inflation speech.

BIDEN: "I'm taking inflation very seriously and it's my top domestic priority."

NOW - Biden on responsibility for inflation: "We're in power... We control all three branches of the government. Well, we don't really."

"It's not because of spending" says Joe Biden about inflation

BIDEN: "The number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we've built is inflation."

-
Oh yeah. We're in good hands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (FVME7)

459 Pooperman

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

460 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

Nothing on the horizon. Even a President DeSantis with an Ultra Maga Congress won't touch it.*

*He might be willing to go after the Plandemic though

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

461 449 Whole Nine Yards
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (dNqv+)

450 The Whole Nine Yards
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (OgrpQ)


You people are scary.

Posted by: creeper at May 10, 2022 01:22 PM (cTCuP)

462 I like Ron Perlman as an actor in everything I've seen, but the man himself is certainly a scumbag. And yes I feel for his daughter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

463 Funny how Inconvenient Lefties just get disappeared, innit?

John Edwards
Charlie Rangel

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (od2jl)

464 Yep, this guy is paying for the same thing all those other crooks throwing money at Hunter were paying for: access to Joe and his lucrative "favors."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB


Well, Michael Avenatti was not available, so Hunter had to settle for this guy, Kevin Morris.

He's a cut-out for Biden, Inc. Hunter is "staying" at the beach house, relaxing, going to re-hab and being watched or chaperoned, by a team of Secret Service agents. And doing his paintings.

This guy probably has a lot of experience cleaning up after the other shit heads in Hollyweird that do the same shit; screw up their taxes, blow money on drugs and hookers, part of a rich family.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

465 BIDEN: "The number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we've built is inflation."
_____________

Is he now using Kamala Sutra's speechwriter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

466 The Men who stare at Turds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (dNqv+)

467 SHAT
They say that Shat is a bad m.....

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (2cfUo)

468
Alcee Hastings represented his district really well.
Posted by: mr tmz


As did Marion Barry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (63Dwl)

469 It's good to be king.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SF1iLXSQto

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (WmGrA)

470 How many times has this guy been told he looks like Brad Pitt's neanderthal cousin.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (YV6PJ)

471 RED

Retired, extremely diarhettic

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (dNqv+)

472 Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley looks like ... Billy Joel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

That's...unfortunate.

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

473 Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down

That makes sense, though. Transporters are a terrifyingly powerful weapon and immensely useful but for plot reasons and "if we did that things would be too easy" reasons, its just left alone in 99% of Trek except for it to go bad once in a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

474 I imagine that the majority of the $ spent in Ukraine is spent on buying the silence of potential whistle blowers.
Money well spent if you are a Biden. Or a Pelosi. Or a Romney.
And it's not even their money!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (jTmQV)

475 397 Is there ever going to be an honest accounting of the hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given to Ukraine?

what are you, a Russian agent? Just put a Ukraine flag on your profile and stop asking questions

Posted by: MSM at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (j5Tg0)

476 And there are way too many echoes in the first episode to that classic episode Patterns of Force.

But instead of Nazis with nukes in space, these aliens have a 'warp bomb' ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (pl2AG)

477 Rio Sharto

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (dNqv+)

478 Just what did it buy?
-
iPads for orphans. Seriously.
==
Bono concert

*

Yeah, I already didn't give a sh*t about Ukraine, and I'm even less concerned about that "war torn" country after their U2 concert.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (6v7UU)

479 Posted by: Slapweasel at May 10, 2022 01:13 P

Prayers for you and your family Slap. That's a tough one. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (pWxlC)

480
Don't forget Big Baby Formula.
Posted by: wth
--------

And the railroads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (UVAEk)

481 Kelly's Turds

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (xsL4l)

482 Turd! Turd! Turd!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (xsL4l)

483 Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down

I think The Prestige is right in how this would work.

And yes, that makes Star Trek horror.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (ESjRY)

484 Amber Heard is Mattie Ross in True Shit

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (2cfUo)

485 Thank you all.

Posted by: Slapweasel




Prayers up for you and your family, Slap. My dad went though that process from 2010 to 2016. It is a tough road.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (gkwl2)

486 The Turd Talkers

Band of Turds

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (xsL4l)

487 Without knowing creepy lawyer's connections, it's hard to know why he's getting involved in political laundering. Could be greed, could be a favor to gain something else. I do suspect it wasn't his own money that he paid with.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (wBpKf)

488 A log lies in it

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:26 PM (2cfUo)

489 Alcee Hastings represented his district really well.
Posted by: mr tmz

As did Marion Barry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 01:23 PM (63Dwl)
____________

As did Kwame Kilpatrick. As did Catherine Pugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

490 426 Harry Reid lived at The Ritz in DC.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 01:18 PM (K00qy)

That's another point that you've corrected me on. I couldn't remember which one, but you're right on the hotel.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2022 01:26 PM (uRw3k)

491 Forrest Dump

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:26 PM (2cfUo)

492 Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down


Very funny Scottie! Now beam down my clothes!
-Nekkid Kirk

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:26 PM (xsL4l)

493 Turd! Turd! Turd!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:25 PM (xsL4l)

Brown Deuce Down

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)

494 Progress (from Insty):

Top Admiral Quietly Removes Woke Books from CNO Reading List.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (ZsR3z)

495 The Dirty Dozen ... Only Eleven to Go

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

496 Whiny The Poop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (pWxlC)

497 Yeah Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' daughter did not get her mom's looks. There's several Hollywood kids who apparently got skipped by the pretty gene, or the mix of dad and mom did not turn out well. Olivia Newton-John' daughter looks like an alien. Christy Brinkley's daughter is unfortunate. Tom Hanks' son looks like a subnormal IQ no-chin loser.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

498 Paul Shart, Mall Cop

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (GcxM3)

499 Prayers up, Slap!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 01:27 PM (RkC6l)

500 The government hires Morris's partner for some bull shit legal work.

The money is used to give big bonuses to...Morris.

Morris uses that money to pay Hunter's bills.

And this is all perfectly legal.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:28 PM (ESjRY)

501 Oh yeah. We're in good hands.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 01:21 PM (FVME7)

To say that inflation isn't caused by spending is sorta like saying gunshot wounds are not caused by gunpowder.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 01:28 PM (YV6PJ)

502 What an utterly execrable family the Bidens are. The liars who spoke of their values and decency are just as vile.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

503 Christopher Taylor

But the crew has to have gene therapy to more resemble the aliens. But the transporter can change clothes.

It wasn't until, *pauses*, the Counter-Clock Incident of the animated series that a transporter is used to restore the crew to their proper ages. This was later seen again when Dr. Pulaski is given a similar cure due to the transporter pattern buffers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 01:28 PM (pl2AG)

504 What an utterly execrable family the Bidens are. The liars who spoke of their values and decency are just as vile.

Pretty sure most of DC has Biden family values...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)

505 Amber's favorite song. Poop, there it is! Poop There it is!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (pWxlC)

506 Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley looks like ... Billy Joel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

That's...unfortunate.
Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (AwYPR)


I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (DRSnL)

507 Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley looks like ... Billy Joel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's...unfortunate.

Posted by: BignJames



Reminds me of Norm Macdonald's greatest joke: "Julia Roberts filed for divorce from Lyle Lovett today when she realized she was married to Lyle Lovett".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (gkwl2)

508 Brown Deuce Down
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Turdway!
Bridge Over The River Turd

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (xsL4l)

509
Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down...

Program it for a shave and a haircut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

510 Posted by: Slapweasel at May 10, 2022 01:13 PM (Ckg4U)

--

Prayers up for you dad, Slapweasel.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (sVtYq)

511 The money is used to give big bonuses to...Morris.


Apparently he made his bones defending South Park from lawsuits and representing them when they sued others, and of course, gets a big chunk of the proceeds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

512 Murder on the Bowel Express

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (aeMRC)

513 Olivia Newton-John' daughter looks like an alien.
______________

That's more due to plastic surgery than bad genes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (k4dH2)

514 The Princess Diarrheas .

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (pWxlC)

515 Amber's favorite song. Poop, there it is! Poop There it is!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (pWxlC)

Who let the log out?

Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (SH2Zi)

516 Apoolo 13.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

517 The Shawstank Redemption

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:30 PM (2cfUo)

518 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
BIDEN: "Look, I know you gotta be frustrated. I KNOW! I can taste it."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 01:30 PM (FVME7)

519 But the crew has to have gene therapy to more resemble the aliens. But the transporter can change clothes

Yeah its really inconsistent. In Trek shows before they clearly have to change their clothes before getting into the transporter, but the transporter can be used to MAKE those clothes, so... its just dumb. Almost all of Star Trek is dumb, to be honest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

520 Just saw that Chris Wallace is leaving CNN and will have a show on HBO Max, Warner's streaming service.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)

521 2024 MAGA Ultra Magnum

General issue sniper round of the armies of Ronaldus Maximus II, King of Florida, Lord of the Southern Realm, Defender of All Children, Sworn Enemy of Wickedness.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (MkuC5)

522 Amber's favorite song. Poop, there it is! Poop There it is!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (pWxlC)

Who let the log out?
Posted by: Amber Turd at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM

Poopalo Honey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (pWxlC)

523 I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (DRSnL)

Definitely better than Mama June.

Although she is a bit unfortunate looking.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (UmVA6)

524 Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down

Very funny Scottie! Now beam down my clothes!
-Nekkid Kirk
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:26 PM (xsL4l)
........

Ooh! let's send Uhura next!

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

525 Amber Heard in "Irma La Deuce."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (tS7WJ)

526 Pooping in someone's bed shall henceforth be known as an Amber Alert.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (Mu7jm)

527 The Good, The Bad , and the Grumpy

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (2cfUo)

528 Dinglebarry Lyndon

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (4G0LT)

529 F*****CK

I looked it up.

The feds were operating at a pace that was the equivalent of crashing an Acura every second one decade ago.

They're burning down a $13M mansion every second as of October 2021. I'm sure that has increased to $15M / second by now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (BjvZz)

530 473 Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down

That makes sense, though. Transporters are a terrifyingly powerful weapon and immensely useful but for plot reasons and "if we did that things would be too easy" reasons, its just left alone in 99% of Trek except for it to go bad once in a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

A transporter would need to not only replicate the clothing but every part of a human, right down to the DNA combinations in every cell. It would also need to replicate the exact brain patterns, and destruct and reconstruct all its memories as well.

I doubt that there's that much computing power in the world, and that's just for one human being.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (uRw3k)

531
What an utterly execrable family the Bidens are. The liars who spoke of their values and decency are just as vile.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

The Biden family has long been known to be just repulsive. All the GOP fraudsters who talk about their decency are laughable (lookin' at you, Mitt).

The fact that the controlled opposition is so self-abasingly servile, and so willing to pretend this stupendous multigenerational record of political corruption and sexual deviance simply doesn't exist, and do it with straight faces, is very, very, instructive.

The entire American system is a fucking fraud. It's just a joke, and it stopped being funny long ago.

Posted by: Singularity of Wretched Excess at May 10, 2022 01:32 PM (rzne3)

532
I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (DRSnL)



That's cartoonish. She's a caricature in human form.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

533 Thank god there's a NOOD.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 01:32 PM (KAi1n)

534 Amber's favorite song. Poop, there it is! Poop The9re it is!

Poop goes the Weasel

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 01:32 PM (eGTCV)

535 BIDEN: "The number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we've built is inflation."
___________

The liars and cheats who foisted this corrupt, senile old pervert (and his amoral, degenerate family) on the nation should be boiled in oil.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 10, 2022 01:32 PM (k4dH2)

536 "Look, I know you gotta be frustrated. I KNOW! I can taste it."

That was Hunter Biden, not Joe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 01:32 PM (pWxlC)

537 The Rump Diary

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (aeMRC)

538 One flew over the Poo Poo's nest

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (2cfUo)

539
I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ
Posted by: Jordan61

while she isn't christy brinkley georgeous, she isn't unattractive either. being able to see objects in a 270 degree field of view without moving her head is a definite turn off for me though.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (UgAdJ)

540 The power of transporter technology and its implications have been written about for decades, got around here somewhere an old issue of Enterprise Incidents that discusses those far reaching abilities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (pl2AG)

541 Dad’s dementia is worsening. It’s taking up much of my time and has been for awhile. #prayerrequest for a steady hand for my Family.

Thank you all.
Posted by: Slapweasel


Prayers Slap.
M-i-L's is just starting.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (xsL4l)

542 A South Carolina man strangled a woman and then had a heart attack and died while attempting to bury her body in his backyard

-
It's like an Alfred Hitchcock show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (FVME7)

543 It's not hard for women to find men willing to have sex with them.
====

I can attest to this.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (IytoW)

544 In the Year of Darkness, 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE DEFECATOR'

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (SH2Zi)

545 while she isn't christy brinkley georgeous, she isn't unattractive either. being able to see objects in a 270 degree field of view without moving her head is a definite turn off for me though.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (UgAdJ)

She's hot!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)

546 Reminds me of Norm Macdonald's greatest joke: "Julia Roberts filed for divorce from Lyle Lovett today when she realized *she was married to Lyle Lovett".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (gkwl2)

*she was Julia Roberts and he was Lyle Lovett

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 01:34 PM (Mu7jm)

547 He's a cash funnel. He didn't pony up 2 sticks for this crackhead. Some Uke or Chinaman did.
Posted by: This Is ALL a Bit TOO On The Nose at May 10, 2022 12:36 PM (rzne3)
~~~~~

This sounds very likely.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 10, 2022 01:34 PM (VhE0u)

548

Oozing charm from every pore
He oiled his way around the floor.

Posted by: pawn at May 10, 2022 01:34 PM (Cfk8j)

549 Transporters are a terrifyingly powerful weapon and immensely useful but for plot reasons and "if we did that things would be too easy" reasons, its just left alone in 99% of Trek except for it to go bad once in a while.

They existed solely to save the time and expense of showing the ship landing every week. I doubt most of the writers thought much about them beyond that. And honestly, it was usually better that way.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

550 131 Perfect comment #. And don't forget Hunter's PW to his laptop. Some people say "analfuck69" is impossible, but not if you have more than two people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You just have to stack everyone like they're Lincoln (Project) Logs.
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Start with how many queers does it take to form a circle.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 10, 2022 01:35 PM (qfLjt)

551 Alabama's ban on gender reassignment treatments of minors takes effect today. I don't know what to expect when it's challenged in the courts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 01:35 PM (sWM8x)

552 Hunter offered his art in return. Lawyer said nah were good.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 10, 2022 01:35 PM (GMZW+)

553 I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ
Posted by: Jordan61
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She's a nice looking girl.
People's expectations can be too high.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 01:35 PM (/FocL)

554 Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley looks like ... Billy Joel.

Missed it by that >
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

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Yeah that's always struck me as one of nature's crueler practical jokes. "Hey, your mom's a gorgeous supermodel, but.....I think I'll make you look like your schlubby dad instead."

Posted by: radar at May 10, 2022 01:36 PM (9/IeZ)

555 287 Dudes pic just screams 'sleaze'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 01:02 PM (aex1q)

I use the term "greasy". He's the type you have to share an elevator with and afterwards you feel like you need to take a long shower.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 10, 2022 01:36 PM (Qhnrt)

556 while she isn't christy brinkley gorgeous, she isn't unattractive either. being able to see objects in a 270 degree field of view without moving her head is a definite turn off for me though.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (UgAdJ)
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She's got that chameleon thing going on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

557 I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

Wash off the makeup and then decide. She's not bad in that picture, but that's because she's made to look that way. Compare her to mom at that age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

558 539
I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ
Posted by: Jordan61

while she isn't christy brinkley georgeous, she isn't unattractive either. being able to see objects in a 270 degree field of view without moving her head is a definite turn off for me though.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 01:33 PM (UgAdJ)

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She's not bad looking, but she's a far cry from her mother.

Posted by: radar at May 10, 2022 01:37 PM (9/IeZ)

559 I use the term "greasy". He's the type you have to share an elevator with and afterwards you feel like you need to take a long shower.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 10, 2022 01:36 PM (Qhnrt)
__________

"Would you mind standing over there? Those things can jump, you know."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

560 while she isn't christy brinkley georgeous, she isn't unattractive either.

being able to see objects in a 270 degree field of view without moving her head is a definite turn off for me though.
Posted by: BifBewalski


It's a plus on the Savannah.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 01:37 PM (xsL4l)

561 539
I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.

https://is.gd/HuioOQ
Posted by: Jordan61

while she isn't christy brinkley georgeous, she isn't unattractive either. being able to see objects in a 270 degree field of view without moving her head is a definite turn off for me though.
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Not my type but she does have a 'Mona Lisa' smile.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 10, 2022 01:38 PM (qfLjt)

562 Weinstein, H. (Director). (198. Chewbacca Goes to Law School [Film]. The Weinstein Company.

Posted by: turnout man at May 10, 2022 01:38 PM (7CyhL)

563 jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hunter's PW wasn't literal it was a list of his favorite things.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 01:39 PM (/FocL)

564 They existed solely to save the time and expense of showing the ship landing every week.

That's exactly what it was. They had shuttles built but its expensive to model them flying down to land and usually looks like a mode dangling on fishing line. But two cameras and some cheap sparkly special effects with a fade out? That's cheap and easy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

565 Emojis in here all Joe'ing up my beautiful citation.

Posted by: turnout man at May 10, 2022 01:39 PM (7CyhL)

566 Yeah that's always struck me as one of nature's crueler practical jokes. "Hey, your mom's a gorgeous supermodel, but.....I think I'll make you look like your schlubby dad instead."
Posted by: radar at May 10, 2022 01:36 PM (9/IeZ)
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Not just facial appearance, either. "You're going to be the daughter of a middle linebacker? OK, I'll give you the build of a middle linebacker then."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

567 She's a nice looking girl.
People's expectations can be too high.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 01:35 PM (/FocL)

I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 01:39 PM (tS7WJ)

568 >>I don't think she's all that bad looking. But I'm not a guy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 01:29 PM (DRSnL)


She was better before she had work done. Tough to criticize her though - it's gotta be tough growing up looking like Dad while your mom is Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 10, 2022 01:41 PM (La6gB)

569 And then there's Elizabeth Hurley's son, who looks like ... Elizabeth Hurley.

Stop it. That's not funny, God.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

570 There is a nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 01:41 PM (dNqv+)

571 509
Transporter technology can instantly change your clothes on beam down...

Program it for a shave and a haircut.

It's still 2 bits as in town.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 10, 2022 01:43 PM (qfLjt)

572 General issue sniper round of the armies of Ronaldus Maximus II, King of Florida, Lord of the Southern Realm, Defender of All Children, Sworn Enemy of Wickedness.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida


Cut.

Jib.

Newsletter.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 01:44 PM (gkwl2)

573 508 Brown Deuce Down
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Turdway!
Bridge Over The River Turd

A turd too far.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 10, 2022 01:45 PM (qfLjt)

574 Yeah its really inconsistent. In Trek shows before they clearly have to change their clothes before getting into the transporter, but the transporter can be used to MAKE those clothes, so... its just dumb. Almost all of Star Trek is dumb, to be honest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 01:31 PM (KZzsI)


You still need raw materials for the replicators (ST: Picard mentions "omniprotein"), and replication doesn't require the same amount of precision as a transporter. A replicated apple needs only to repeat the pattern for a few small sections of apple (flesh, skin) multiple times. Compare that to storing the entire pattern for a human being. My guess is that in order to do the latter with their level of technology, the whole pattern has to be taken as one unit. They can't do much to fiddle with it without serious risks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2022 02:00 PM (wmDcS)

575 Why do I feel that Hunter pleads to some minor tax violation, gets time served and some community service BS/probation, then every major investigation about the World Wide Biden Crime Syndicate gets shut down as "unnecessary because Hunter got convicted already"?

Posted by: Zek at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (OzNIz)

576 Anyone who has close relations with the Biden Family are shady and can not be trusted

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 10, 2022 06:20 PM (wGqjj)

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