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5 3 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 2h
JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 07:58 PM (Jtln5)

He obviously didn't vaxx enough. He really should have a trice daily shot.

Posted by: Bete at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (qvB5U)

6 Are those otters the cute, lovable river otters, or the not-so-nice and smelly sea otters?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

7 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 2h
JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 07:58 PM (Jtln5)

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: HTL at May 10, 2022 08:00 PM (OzSRy)

8 I saw Misty Beechwood open for Pussy Willow at Teasers Strip Club back in oh, about 1983.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

9 Soaking those nuts with vodka

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

10 He must have been banging Colbert...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: Bill Gates tests positive for COVID, says "I'm fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Jtln5)

11 The puppy dog alarm is great. The sort of joy everyone should wake up to in the morning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (b2nrj)

12 Joey? That son of a bitch owes me money!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (u73oe)

13
JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 07:58 PM (Jtln5)

__________

How dies the wise man? As the fool.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (/U27+)

14 Some of our city streets are lined with Misty Beechwood, or something with similarly robust root systems. No pavement or sewer is safe from creeping destruction.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at May 10, 2022 08:02 PM (qpX6U)

15 They sure are trying to keep Covid in the news with random famous people getting it all of a sudden- "mild symptoms." I'm officiously suspicious this is being kept on the way-back burner for the Fall, just in case.

Posted by: Goldilocks at May 10, 2022 08:02 PM (hUjT1)

16 You can tell a vaccine works because of all the people getting the ailment the vaccine is meant to inoculate you from.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 08:02 PM (v2CHY)

17 If hoping Bill Gates drowns in his own bodily fluids is wrong I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 08:03 PM (u73oe)

18 What exactly are "mild symptoms "?

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 08:03 PM (V13WU)

19
Dog alarm.

Her Majesty does not like waking up. I used to warn her, Cops style, "Wake up or I'm sending in the dog!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:04 PM (/U27+)

20 Mild symptoms are they will live

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

21 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M ALSO A PEDOPHILE!!

Posted by: BILL GATES at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (BbanT)

22 Was Eric Swallwell scuba diving in the ice-covered lake?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (ZsR3z)

23 From the VA:

This Military Appreciation Month, enroll in VA genetic research to make a difference and leave a legacy for all Veterans and service members.

The Million Veteran Program (MVP) is inviting over one million Veterans to help build one of the largest, most diverse research health databases in history. We’re less than 120,000 Veterans away from this goal. You can help.

-How stupid do these people think we are?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (Hh3y4)

24 Gates is just trying to be cool, which he never will be until he's laying on a slab.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (vrz2I)

25
6 Are those otters the cute, lovable river otters, or the not-so-nice and smelly sea otters?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Hope they are River Otters! Sea Otters are evil.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

26 Bird courting displays are cool.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (qpX6U)

27
JUST IN: Bill Gates tests positive for COVID, says "I'm fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Jtln5)

_________

Wasn't the vax meant to stop WuFlu in its tracks? The party line changes so often I can't tell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (/U27+)

28 A glorious good evening, Horde. I have just gotten out of internet hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (4NvtZ)

29 What exactly are "mild symptoms "?

A cold.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (nfrXX)

30 Stayed up too long
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (2JoB8)

31 I want a Manul (Pallas's Cat). These fuzzy chonkers are absolute units:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8m6e9n

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 24 Gates is just trying to be cool, which he never will be until he's laying on a slab.
Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (vrz2I)

Even then, it is not like he will be Humphrey Bogart. He'll just be room temp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (3NKiY)

33 Night skip. Catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (3NKiY)

34 "I have just gotten out of internet hell."

AT&T?

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (vrz2I)

35 That baby roo is cute!

I like how he hops into the sack...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

36 There's like zero proof any of these idiots are getting COVID.

And who the fuck runs right out to tell the media?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (9qSw/)

37
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M ALSO A PEDOPHILE!!
Posted by: BILL GATES at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (BbanT)

_________

See? This is why kids need to be vaxxed and masked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (/U27+)

38 Wasn't that the tree in Avatar?

Posted by: mindful webworker - had to watch it in short bits at a time, but did watch it at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (8CI/h)

39 f'd earthlink dial up

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:08 PM (4NvtZ)

40 36 There's like zero proof any of these idiots are getting COVID.

And who the fuck runs right out to tell the media?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (9qSw/)

Malignant narcissists with a God Complex?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:09 PM (3NKiY)

41 Oh gosh is Earthlink still around? They used to be here over 20 years ago.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

42 Dial up still exists?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (3NKiY)

43 You don't see any of these celebs running out to tell the media they caught chlamydia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (9qSw/)

44 23 From the VA:

This Military Appreciation Month, enroll in VA genetic research to make a difference and leave a legacy for all Veterans and service members.

The Million Veteran Program (MVP) is inviting over one million Veterans to help build one of the largest, most diverse research health databases in history. We’re less than 120,000 Veterans away from this goal. You can help.

-How stupid do these people think we are?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (Hh3y4)

Idk, how many medical experiments have we run on the military?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (b2nrj)

45 What lizard?

Posted by: Paco at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (njExo)

46
Malignant narcissists with a God Complex?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:09 PM (3NKiY)

_________

They want us to care. As though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (/U27+)

47 Aetius, it did for me until last week.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (4NvtZ)

48 'I can taste it'. Geez dude, the only way to be more creepy is to say you can smell it while sniffing Jankowitz's hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (3NKiY)

49
You don't see any of these celebs running out to tell the media they caught chlamydia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (9qSw/)

__________

That goes without saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (/U27+)

50 42 Dial up still exists?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (3NKiY

Waaaaawwohhhhh weeeeewooo weeeewooo

You've got mail!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (9qSw/)

51 Everytime I see one of those birds that do that dance, I think there's an Attenborough one too, he gets left there by the girl. I'd like to see just one where she digs him and they're walking back to his crib and he turns around and does a take where he smiles and pulls his sunglasses down. Just once.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (0fVbu)

52 I'm watching Time Team. One of the archeologists just said "my trench is full of chickens. "
I think that would be a great secret password.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (eGTCV)

53 She is not impressed! Poor guy!

Too much Ax.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (ZsR3z)

54 Trees are poplar.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

55 Alexandre Dumas, one of Europe's most famous authors, was 1/4 black (which explains the hair). But you never see him celebrated as a "groundbreaking black author." I wonder why?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (BJKQV)

56 It's just that the musket is their battlefield weapon, and story is 99% about what they're doing when they're fucking around in between actual battles.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (0G13K)

So it's sort of like how in The Importance of Being Ernest, Ernest is actually nowhere to be found. I have to say the other Ernest stories are much better.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (dscaa)

57 47 Aetius, it did for me until last week.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:10 PM (4NvtZ)

Wow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (3NKiY)

58 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

59 BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch
Posted by: In Reel Life

Awwww geezzz. You know, we really want to comply with this order, but there are so many records in so many places held by so many people it will take us years to get them together and redact them. We also replaced our computer hard drives because they crashed, and the backup software was misconfigured during that time. So... we will do our best!

Love, FIB.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (R8uWY)

60 Yes, we still have a few dialup customers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (5HBd1)

61 Tucker is taking the piss out of The Meat Puppets new spokesweasel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 08:13 PM (v2CHY)

62 I'm feeling weirdly giddy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 10, 2022 08:14 PM (eGTCV)

63 Laughing at decrepit old Bill Gates. Somebody made sure.

Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2022 08:14 PM (taPSh)

64 Like a school girl?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:14 PM (3NKiY)

65 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: Bill Gates tests positive for COVID, says "I'm fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted." - andycanuck

So, I suppose if he hadn't been vaccinated and boosted, Gates would have popped out of his own body like one of those guys in John Carpenter's version of The Thing?

Posted by: Paco at May 10, 2022 08:15 PM (njExo)

66 This Military Appreciation Month, enroll in VA genetic research...

How stupid do these people think we are?

At the height of GW-II, I gave a spit sample at an Armed Forces blood drive for matching as a bone marrow donor. They never called me but I guess they have my DNA if they want it.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 10, 2022 08:15 PM (nfrXX)

67 Trees are poplar.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM

The ones with resting birch face, not so much.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

68 Way back in the day I recall that the gawdawful screeching that the dialup modem emitted was kind of rush. You'd sit there and think "man, I'm connected to the world".

Posted by: Notorious BFD, Ultra MAGA, LTD at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

69 Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (4NvtZ)

Hello to the lovely and talented Miss Had

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (dscaa)

70 61 Tucker is taking the piss out of The Meat Puppets new spokesweasel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 08:13 PM (v2CHY)

Will they call him racist, sexist or homophobic? Or all three?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)

71 Way back in the day I recall that the gawdawful screeching that the dialup modem emitted was kind of rush.

Stop trying to make rush happen.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (ZsR3z)

72 68 Way back in the day I recall that the gawdawful screeching that the dialup modem emitted was kind of rush. You'd sit there and think "man, I'm connected to the world".
Posted by: Notorious BFD, Ultra MAGA, LTD at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse

Or porn. Mostly porn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (9qSw/)

73 Kittens do look adorable when they arch their back and jump sideways in an attempt to try to be scary. I used to call that "The Hunchback of Notre Dame Kiity" look.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (9CMyJ)

74 68 Way back in the day I recall that the gawdawful screeching that the dialup modem emitted was kind of rush. You'd sit there and think "man, I'm connected to the world".
Posted by: Notorious BFD, Ultra MAGA, LTD at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

It's going to take forever for this 60 second video to load.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, 23 years or so ago at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (3NKiY)

75 can't type for shit tonight

Posted by: Notorious BFD, Ultra MAGA, LTD at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (Xrfse)

76
Trees are poplar.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM

________

Meh. One piece of ash is just like another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (/U27+)

77 That's not a lizard. That's a cayman.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

78 JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 07:58 PM (Jtln5)

Try turning him off and on again.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV)

79 73 Kittens do look adorable when they arch their back and jump sideways in an attempt to try to be scary. I used to call that "The Hunchback of Notre Dame Kiity" look.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (9CMyJ

I'm BIG! I'm BIG!!

Run away! Run away!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (9qSw/)

80 @70

>>Will they call him racist, sexist or homophobic? Or all three?

Tucker showed a clip of her on an MSNBC show calling Tucker Carlson racist, so yeah, that's baked into the cake.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (v2CHY)

81 Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (b2nrj)

82 77 That's not a lizard. That's a cayman.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S

What are you talking about? What lizard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (9qSw/)

83 How stupid do these people think we are?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM

Let's ask Kamala:

"They are stupid. That is why we put them in dormitories. And they have a resident assistant. They make really bad decisions." -- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

84 Baby kangaroo is so cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (9CMyJ)

85 Try turning him off and on again.
Posted by: 29Victor

** Snort **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

86 82 77 That's not a lizard. That's a cayman.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S

What are you talking about? What lizard?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (9qSw/)

Fucking lizard!

Posted by: Dillon at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (3NKiY)

87 Breaking news

Covid infected with Bill Gates

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (us2H3)

88 "Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?"

Fantastico!

Posted by: FIAT at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (vrz2I)

89 81 Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (b2nrj)

Shit paint. All of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (9qSw/)

90 Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."

So the clock keeps running but no blue screen of death.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (KAi1n)

91
They sure are trying to keep Covid in the news with random famous people getting it all of a sudden- "mild symptoms." I'm officiously suspicious this is being kept on the way-back burner for the Fall, just in case.
Posted by: Goldilocks

They've already predicted a large spike for the Fall with 100K+ cases.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

92 I thought Peggy fired Joey?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (vuisn)

93 I'm pretty sure I'll be going to visit my girl in Brooklyn within the next two weeks.
I'm seriously concerned I won't understand anything she says.
But here's my pla. If I don't understand what she said I'll just say " yes I am in the mood for sex."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 10, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)

94 I have an EarthLink e-mail

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (9CMyJ)

95 77. That's not a lizard. That's a cayman. - JackStraw

Hey, I'm not the one who originally identified it as a lizard. Anyhow, all I saw was a heapin' helpin' of pulchritudinous female in a bikini.

Posted by: Paco at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (njExo)

96 Not my pla. My plan.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (eGTCV)

97
JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."
Posted by: andycanuck

Try turning him off and on again.
Posted by: 29Victor

Reboot him with an actual boot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

98 94 I have an EarthLink e-mail
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (9CMyJ)

That is actually kind of awesome.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (BJKQV)

99 Regarding trees, when I was in Cub Scouts, we had to identify different tree leaves -- get some leaves, glue them to paper, and identify them. There were a bunch I could do, but one leaf I found we didn't know so my dad wrote "Miscellaneous". I had no idea what that meant at the time, but looking back, awww Dad, that's cute. I'm sure the parent in charge of my Cub Scout pack thought so too. It's not like we got graded.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 08:23 PM (KAi1n)

100 I have an EarthLink e-mail
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:22 PM (9CMyJ)

Earthlink bought my original ISP twenty years ago and have been running my original email account ever since.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

101 "Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?"

Fantastico!
Posted by: FIAT at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM

This!!

Posted by: Yugo & Trabant at May 10, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

102 67 Trees are poplar.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM

best piece of ash I evah had

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 08:23 PM (us2H3)

103 N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Not the one from Detroit?

*Updates Excel spreadsheet.*

Sheesh. Wilt Chamberlain is getting worried.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

104 JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."

He's hallucinating. He keeps screaming "No, Clippy, NO!"

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 08:23 PM (ZsR3z)

105 Turn him off for 15 seconds, then try to restart.

*waits*

It did not work? He will not turn back on?
Damn, you'll have to send him in to the shop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2022 08:24 PM (3NKiY)

106 Kittens do look adorable when they arch their back and jump sideways in an attempt to try to be scary. I used to call that "The Hunchback of Notre Dame Kiity" look.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM (9CMyJ
----
I'm BIG! I'm BIG!!
Run away! Run away!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

MegaRoy is coming up on 11 years old this September. his Maine Coon 16 lb long tailed self still does that. he's skeeery when he does it too.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 08:24 PM (UgAdJ)

107 Oh FFS, leave the tree puns alone.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 08:24 PM (dscaa)

108 17 If hoping Bill Gates drowns in his own bodily fluids is wrong I don't want to be right.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 08:03 PM (u73oe)

I'm not picky; it can be *anyone's* bodily fluids.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 10, 2022 08:24 PM (DTX3h)

109 Something went wrong.

Posted by: Bill Grates at May 10, 2022 08:25 PM (Xrfse)

110 @81

>>Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?

I've owned Wranglers for the better part of 30 years.

The straight 6 engines are indestructible, steer clear of the 4 cylinder or turbo charged variant, the Diesel engine is pricey but solid.

If you live in a rust belt state, yearly wool waxing the frame and suspension components is mandatory.

You take care of them and they will last and hold their value very well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 08:25 PM (v2CHY)

111 There are a number of "visual identification" apps for smartphones that will take a picture of a leaf, flower, bird, whatever and tell you what it "might be."

They're generally pretty scary in accuracy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 08:28 PM (BFigT)

112 Sea otters love ice!
They are so sweet.

They hold hands while they sleep. And the have
Pockets to carry their special rocks in to break up
shellfish. Or to throw at you morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

113 That little joey looks so scrawny.

Unlike the lizard chick, who has a hefty ass.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2022 08:28 PM (bNH9G)

114 Someone let grandma get her hands on an editing program and

she nails it. Hat throw was my favorite.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2022 08:28 PM (LUJEW)

115 Netscape Navigator update 99% complete

-connection terminated-

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 08:29 PM (R8uWY)

116 I still use earthlink e-mail. And I mock my brother who still has AOL.com.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2022 08:30 PM (kXYt5)

117 Prodigy for the win.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2022 08:33 PM (bNH9G)

118 I still see people that have peoplepc.com email addresses

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)

119 Some of you guys are wicked old.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

120 That dancing bird reminds me of the Roxbury Guys from SNL. The girl bird is like, "get me the fuck outa here!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2022 08:34 PM (Wg1SU)

121 nurse, Ladyl can give you a number that I can text on.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:35 PM (4NvtZ)

122 For email he uses earthlink.com,
For communications it's quite the bomb.
We are all very wary,
For technology is quite scary.
Heck, my brother still uses aol.com

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 08:37 PM (u73oe)

123 That's not a lizard. That's a cayman.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:17 PM

Mr. Straw is correct.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

124 JackStraw, I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:37 PM (4NvtZ)

125 People in the park playing games in the dark

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2022 08:38 PM (vuisn)

126 You mean old like pre-world wide web?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:38 PM (5HBd1)

127 Not doing the Inman stuff anymore?

Posted by: Parker at May 10, 2022 08:39 PM (hJWil)

128 Well, me too Ben Had but I'm practicing projection.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Grandma is stealing credit from grandson, in typical boomer fashion!!1!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2022 08:40 PM (vuisn)

130 The puppy swarm attack made me smile.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)

131 127 Not doing the Inman stuff anymore?

The inman videos are age-restricted so no go for anyone without a twitter login.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2022 08:41 PM (Wg1SU)

132 Hours and multitudes of calls finally got earthlink to tell me no longer had a dial-up support team and many more calls told me that no other services are available in my area. &0 miles from Dallas and 10 miles from town and you would think I lived in Somalia--They probably have better service.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:43 PM (4NvtZ)

133 Alexandre Dumas, one of Europe's most famous authors, was 1/4 black (which explains the hair). But you never see him celebrated as a "groundbreaking black author." I wonder why?
Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (BJKQV)

Ditto Pushkin

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 10, 2022 08:43 PM (iyVGU)

134 Some of the Nitter instances can handle Inman videos at a reasonable speed:

https://nitter.actionsack.com/SteveInmanUIC/

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 10, 2022 08:45 PM (DTX3h)

135 Ben Had

Roger.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 08:45 PM (U2p+3)

136 Some of you guys are wicked old.
Posted by: JackStraw

while thr AN/PRC-77 radio wasn't brand new when i went through basic, i have unpacked brand new ones from their shipping box.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 08:46 PM (UgAdJ)

137 Here's Kathy Barnette ->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U06_u4nZCI

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 08:47 PM (/FocL)

138 Alexandre Dumas, one of Europe's most famous authors, was 1/4 black (which explains the hair). But you never see him celebrated as a "groundbreaking black author." I wonder why?
Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (BJKQV)

Oh, so THATS why in all the modern Musketeer movies at least one of em is Black? 1/4.... of 3 Musketeers plus Dartagnan?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

139 Is NetZero in your area, Ben Had?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

140 Alexandre Dumas, one of Europe's most famous authors, was 1/4 black (which explains the hair). But you never see him celebrated as a "groundbreaking black author." I wonder why?
Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 08:12 PM (BJKQV)

Quasimodo predicted this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 10, 2022 08:48 PM (vuisn)

141 She realized that Misty Beechwood was not a good choice for a stripper name. However, she truly made up for it with an abundance of feminine charm and gracefull movements.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 08:49 PM (0fVbu)

142 Phone number for NetZero is 800-638-9376

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

143 *Motions for a waiter* I'll have what the squirrel is having.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2022 08:50 PM (F0YaR)

144 Is NetZero in your area, Ben Had?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

They're coming next week after the running water.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 08:51 PM (dscaa)

145 >>> Not doing the Inman stuff anymore?

The inman videos are age-restricted so no go for anyone without a twitter login.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2022 08:41 PM (Wg1SU)

If you have an android there is an app called fritter which is an open source twitter app alternative that opens Twitter links and you don't need an account.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 08:53 PM (0fVbu)

146 “The difference between treason and patriotism is only a matter of dates.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2022 08:54 PM (Wg1SU)

147 I use Mindspring which was purchased by EarthLink about 150 years ago.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2022 08:54 PM (0IeYL)

148 notsothoreau, not at this time. A cheap cell phone with a hot spot and a prepaid plan has changed everything,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:55 PM (4NvtZ)

149 >>Mr. Straw is correct.

Many moons ago I went on a night hunt, pictures only, for caymans on the Amazon River. That was a hoot.

Somewhere I have a picture of me holding a cayman that the guide caught by diving in the Amazon in the middle of the night. I've done some dumb things but diving in the Amazon at night was a bridge too far.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

150 Weasel, cigar thing for the gunzzz thread in your email.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 08:57 PM (OTzUX)

151 Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 08:57 PM (OTzUX)
-----
Thanks amigo!

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2022 08:57 PM (0IeYL)

152 I did get a good laugh when the tech guy for the super tech dept got the same run around I did.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 08:57 PM (4NvtZ)

153 Hi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at May 10, 2022 08:59 PM (x8Wzq)

154 We have a local bank of dialup modems. We used to use another company that would give you dialup numbers for other parts of the country. All of a sudden, one day, they were just gone. Found out when a customer couldn't use their numbers. I think that is likely what is happening.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 08:59 PM (5HBd1)

155 while thr AN/PRC-77 radio wasn't brand new when i went through basic, i have unpacked brand new ones from their shipping box.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 08:46 PM

Sadly, compared to the PRC-25 with its vacuum tubes, the PRC-77 lost the very balanced in the mids with a full bass response sound.

The PRC-25 was renown for its clean tones are often described as "glassy" and "shimmering", and when pushed into overdrive, its smooth and very linear warmth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

156 m'kay. different variation on nic, same hash. I'm on my home 'puter.

Computers be weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at May 10, 2022 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)

157 West Virginia. Guess which candidate Trump endorsed.

Mooney 52% (~21,000)

McKinley 38% (~16,000)

with 55% of vote in.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 10, 2022 09:02 PM (VhE0u)

158 {pulls Ben Had's pigtails}

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:02 PM (dscaa)

159 Notsothoreau, Yeah- dial-up is so ancient the providers don't want to support it any longer, An unfortunate lightning strike brought the end for my service.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:03 PM (4NvtZ)

160 Hello to the lovely and talented Miss Had
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 08:16 PM (dscaa)

Obligatory beautiful Ben Had:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 09:03 PM (5iUNf)

161 Truth be told, Dumas' grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2022 09:03 PM (taPSh)

162 ..., gives you a hug anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:04 PM (4NvtZ)

163 119 Some of you guys are wicked old.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Old enough to remember when the draw of the Internet was innovation, individualism, free inquiry and competition instead of the calcified, corporate, conformist, intolerant place it is now.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 09:05 PM (BJKQV)

164 The average age of a AOS commenter is probably right around 50.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 09:06 PM (v2CHY)

165 162 ..., gives you a hug anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:04 PM (4NvtZ)

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:06 PM (dscaa)

166 Baby formula shortage? Being done on purpose: https://bit.ly/3M6qPyl

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 10, 2022 09:08 PM (SchxB)

167 Ben Had, Ace the cat is in my lap purring while reading your comments, and enjoying the pets and head rubs she's getting by proxy from you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:08 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Somewhere I have a picture of me holding a cayman that the guide caught by diving in the Amazon in the middle of the night. I've done some dumb things but diving in the Amazon at night was a bridge too far.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Yep. Fuck that shit.

Jeremy Wade wandered into many rivers, streams, etc. I never saw him, heh, wade into the Amazon.
Maybe there is an episode that he did.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 09:08 PM (aIbh3)

169 I just gave MadisonTheCat a laser workout.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

170 @166

>>Baby formula shortage? Being done on purpose: https://bit.ly/3M6qPyl

Everything is an Op, when one Op ends, another commando rolls in to continue the march.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 09:09 PM (v2CHY)

171 This will date me as older than some and younger than some but the first time I qualified in the Corps on the KD range my M-16 had triangular barrel guards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:10 PM (u73oe)

172 Duncanthrax, she is the darling girl and she deserves every scratch I can send her.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:11 PM (4NvtZ)

173 I still use earthlink e-mail. And I mock my brother who still has AOL.com.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2022 08:30 PM (kXYt5)

Wait.
What??!!
You mean AOL isn't a thing anymore?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:11 PM (anj39)

174 Internet? Oh please
I grew up with party lines
But I'm 29

Posted by: Captain Haiku at May 10, 2022 09:11 PM (gOdCV)

175 This will date me as older than some and younger than some but the first time I qualified in the Corps on the KD range my M-16 had triangular barrel guards.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:10 PM

What's your opinion of Ham & Lima Beans?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

176 What's your opinion of Ham & Lima Beans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q

-----------

HHHHHHUUUUUURRRRLLLLL

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:14 PM (u73oe)

177
The PRC-25 was renown for its clean tones are often described as "glassy" and "shimmering", and when pushed into overdrive, its smooth and very linear warmth.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

you win, never used one. our 77s were issued in leu of 25s though.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 09:14 PM (UgAdJ)

178 Both of them were pricks.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)

179 My favorite was spaghetti and meatballs and cherry nut cake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM (aIbh3)

180 West Virginia. Guess which candidate Trump endorsed.
Mooney 52% (~21,000)
McKinley 38% (~16,000)
with 55% of vote in.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 10, 2022 09:02 PM

And now the rationale of Malignant Nancy's comments about needing the Republican Party, but not the cult, becomes clear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

181 What's your opinion of Ham & Lima Beans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

I guess every platoon had one. I liked the ham and lima beans.
There I said it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)

182
You mean AOL isn't a thing anymore?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:11 PM (anj39)

________

Her Majesty has AOL as her main account. She also has 15000 messages in her inbox because she never gets rid of anything.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 09:17 PM (/U27+)

183 WV called for Mooney.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 10, 2022 09:18 PM (VhE0u)

184 *Backs slowly away from Diogenes *

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:19 PM (u73oe)

185 My favorite was spaghetti and meatballs and cherry nut cake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM (aIbh3)

Pound cake. FTW

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:19 PM (anj39)

186 182
You mean AOL isn't a thing anymore?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:11 PM (anj39)

________
Her Majesty has AOL as her main account. She also has 15000 messages in her inbox because she never gets rid of anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 09:17 PM (/U27+)
It's hard to throw stuff away. I'm an email hoarder.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)

187 I guess every platoon had one. I liked the ham and lima beans.
There I said it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM

I appreciated having someone around who would willingly trade.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)

188 185 Pound cake. FTW
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:19 PM (anj39)

Home-grown and down-home!

YEEEEAAAAAHH!!!111!1

Posted by: Van Hagar at May 10, 2022 09:20 PM (DTX3h)

189 nd now the rationale of Malignant Nancy's comments about needing the Republican Party, but not the cult, becomes clear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

She wanted the GOPe
She'd settle for someone who 'might be Gope'
She'll get the Ultra-Maga person

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 09:21 PM (5iUNf)

190 I guess every platoon had one. I liked the ham and lima beans.
There I said it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM

I appreciated having someone around who would willingly trade.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

i kinda liked them all. would trade for any of them if i had something i'd just eaten at the prior meal.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 09:21 PM (UgAdJ)

191 This is fun, seeing Mooney surge ahead in W Va. McKinley had UniParty stamped on his forehead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2022 09:21 PM (r46W7)

192 Give it to Diogenes!

Yeah, he'll eat anything!

Hey Diogenes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:22 PM (u73oe)

193 170 @166

>>Baby formula shortage? Being done on purpose: https://bit.ly/3M6qPyl

Everything is an Op, when one Op ends, another commando rolls in to continue the march.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 09:09 PM (v2CHY)

Yeah, remember the lumber shortage that suddenly appeared a year or so ago.... when NOTHING in the supply chain had actually changed...

But... suddenly... Lumber prices skyrocketed due to shortages? While they were still cutting down trees... lumber mills were still running... and the same trucks were doing delivery as had for the last couple of years...

and truckers were reporting FULL yards full of lumber?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 09:23 PM (oHd/0)

194 >>Old enough to remember when the draw of the Internet was innovation, individualism, free inquiry and competition instead of the calcified, corporate, conformist, intolerant place it is now.

I'm old enough to have worked on the transition ARPANET to the internet. Whipersnapper.

I went to a talk back then by Tim Berners Lee, the guy probably most responsible for making the internet the user friendly place it was intended to be. He could be richer than Musk if he wanted but he gave most of what he invented away for free.

It was supposed to be what you said. The pursuit of money and power by unworthy people and governments ruin a lot of things.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 09:24 PM (ZLI7S)

195 180 West Virginia. Guess which candidate Trump endorsed.
Mooney 52% (~21,000)
McKinley 38% (~16,000)
with 55% of vote in.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 10, 2022 09:02 PM

And now the rationale of Malignant Nancy's comments about needing the Republican Party, but not the cult, becomes clear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

Sure, they know President Trump has a dominant position and wish to split the party. It will get spicy AF! as we progress through summer.

Posted by: observer at May 10, 2022 09:24 PM (DwTXo)

196

Didn't 'The Opening of Misty Beechwood' win a Woodie at the AVN awards?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at May 10, 2022 09:24 PM (7DYli)

197 The lumber issue was a shortage of trucks to transport lumber. I drive by a big lumber yard and a mill every weekend. And the yards were full. I am not sure if the mill ran two shifts during the worst of Wuflu though. They might have been down to one.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1)

198 Recall:

* Everything is an op.

* Nothing is real.

* Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:25 PM (dscaa)

199 It's hard to throw stuff away. I'm an email hoarder.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)

I have a folder of all my emails from 2013

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

200 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: Bill Gates tests positive for COVID, says "I'm fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Jtln5)

The vaxx and boosters didn't work, did they? Given that most of the unvaccinated people who got Covid (raises hand) had "mild" symptoms, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:26 PM (+14Bg)

201 I still use earthlink e-mail. And I mock my brother who still has AOL.com.
Posted by: Muldoon

**

I've got a hotmail account I give out for public consumption. Every once in a while some geek will comment about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:26 PM (g6ohO)

202 We have a 300mb limit on email boxes. It's hard on the hoarders.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)

203

There's a "baby food formula" shortage??
In the USA? In 2022?
We live in a third world shithole banana republic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 10, 2022 09:27 PM (f2LJ1)

204 >>> She wanted the GOPe
She'd settle for someone who 'might be Gope'
She'll get the Ultra-Maga person
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 09:21 PM (5iUNf)

UBER-MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER-DEPLORA-MAGA

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 09:28 PM (0fVbu)

205 The vaxx and boosters didn't work, did they? Given that most of the unvaccinated people who got Covid (raises hand) had "mild" symptoms, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*

There you go.

The entire - ENTIRE - reason for the masks and lockdowns and school closings was because no one knew they had it without constant flawed testing that would ping false positives left and right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:28 PM (g6ohO)

206 Hey Diogenes!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:22 PM (u73oe)

Yo!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:28 PM (anj39)

207 162 ..., gives you a hug anyway.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:04 PM (4NvtZ)

Conor says "Wait a minute here..."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

208 Hahaha , I delete everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (4NvtZ)

209 Hope they are River Otters! Sea Otters are evil.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

The ones you have to watch out for are the Estuary Otters. All the bad habits of both Sea otters and River otters, plus they are so good at hiding, nobody even knows they exist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (+14Bg)

210
I never ever believe any of these "_______ tests positive for the china virus" headlines.

It's all bullshit.
They lie about everything.
You need to ask yourself: Why Do They Want Me To Know This?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (f2LJ1)

211 Nancy sorely misses the days of Denny Hastert and Paul Ryan, when the House GOP-e members knew their place. (which was under her foot)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (r46W7)

212 Yup, the "lumber shortage" was self inflicted. Plenty of material, not enough trucks to move it.

Blame it on COVID and the stupid reaction to it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 09:30 PM (BFigT)

213 Hrothgar, my love for Connor and prayers for him. Ladyl will give you my new info.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:31 PM (4NvtZ)

214 It's all bullshit.
They lie about everything.
You need to ask yourself: Why Do They Want Me To Know This?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (f2LJ1)

Keeps it in the news cycle is my best guess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 09:31 PM (aIbh3)

215 I have a folder of all my emails from 2013

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

1997 my dude

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa)

216 Looks like Trump endorsed Mooney has won in West Virginia.

Seems to be a pattern emerging.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 09:32 PM (ZLI7S)

217 Yup, the "lumber shortage" was self inflicted. Plenty of material, not enough trucks to move it.

Blame it on COVID and the stupid reaction to it.

*

Hold my beer.
- $4.37 national average for gallon of gas

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:32 PM (g6ohO)

218 We live in a third world shithole banana republic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 10, 2022 09:27 PM (f2LJ1)

Suggested edit:

We lnow live in a third world shithole banana republic designed and implemented by our betters.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

219 Muhahahaha!

Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DwTXo)

220 216 Looks like Trump endorsed Mooney has won in West Virginia.

Seems to be a pattern emerging.

gah! there's still time for him to switch his endorsement for PA Senator!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (w0NJk)

221 209 Hope they are River Otters! Sea Otters are evil.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

The ones you have to watch out for are the Estuary Otters. All the bad habits of both Sea otters and River otters, plus they are so good at hiding, nobody even knows they exist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM (+14Bg)
Like snow snakes, very secretive, until they attack. Of course they're white and they travel in packs. It's not the bite you have to worry about, but when they hold you down and pack snow up your ass. Brrrr.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

222 Let's spin The Wheel Of Manufactured Woe and Confusion!

What will it be this Summer?
a) Massive Oil Spill/Nuclear power plant rupture
b) Mass Shooting (instigated by the FBI)
c) Cops kill black man
d) FBI/CIA assassinate a prominent Democrat

'round and 'round she goes, where she stops no one knows...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (f2LJ1)

223 Looks like Trump endorsed Mooney has won in West Virginia.

Seems to be a pattern emerging.
Posted by: JackStraw

*

I'm hoping for a massive rubber band / blowback effect for people watching a legally stolen election via a "pandemic" that they turned off when polling got bad combined with inflation, energy prices, etc.

Stolen elections have consequences.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (g6ohO)

224 I'm a general data hoarder. It's a thing. But on the bright side the people I do work for know that I don't lose shit.

Oh. You sent me a file in 2005?

No problem. Which version do you want?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (dscaa)

225 I want a Manul (Pallas's Cat). These fuzzy chonkers are absolute units:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8m6e9n
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at May 10, 2022 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

Manual cats? You have to shift them? Are they good in the clutch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:35 PM (+14Bg)

226 Just need to start a rumor about a shortage of Franzia. Joeys approval will be in single digits within a week.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:35 PM (u73oe)

227 Regular gas prices are a bitch but the price of diesel is what is going to hurt the pocketbook the worst. $5.39 here in Podunkville.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:35 PM (4NvtZ)

228 Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:31 PM (4NvtZ)

BH: I await the new info! Can't wait to see you again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

229 I don't think I've ever deleted an email in my life. I assume that one day a good 5-10% of all matter in the universe will be solely devoted to the storage of my email.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 09:36 PM (0fVbu)

230 d) FBI/CIA assassinate a prominent Democrat
'round and 'round she goes, where she stops no one knows...
Posted by: Soothsayer

*

I'm sort of going with d, this time via antifa/BLM, but it will be another SCOTUS justice, same as Scalia. Then the official court stacking begins.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:36 PM (g6ohO)

231 Tree looks a lot like the Tree of Kings that appeared numerous times in the Epically Over-The-Top Ridiculous But Very Watchable "The Northman".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 09:36 PM (8gxrg)

232 I think that would be a great secret password.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 08:11 PM (eGTCV)

Almost as good as "my hovercraft is full of eels".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:36 PM (+14Bg)

233 Bill Gates is one creepy old dude. His ex-wife has got to be living the best years of her life right now.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 09:37 PM (aeMRC)

234 Hrothgar, my love for Connor and prayers for him. Ladyl will give you my new info.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2022 09:31 PM (4NvtZ)

You have to hand it to the b*st*rd liberal scum, they always have a plan, and diesel cost and availability are critical to a "supply chain" in a country like ours!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

235 Regular gas prices are a bitch but the price of diesel is what is going to hurt the pocketbook the worst. $5.39 here in Podunkville.
Posted by: Ben Had

*

Yep. People are going to start seeing it in the cost of goods and services very soon.

Two liter Coca-Colas are already $2.50 around here, up a full dollar from when Biden took office. I suspect we'll see three dollars apiece by the end of summer.

And those prices will never go down, even if energy costs do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:37 PM (g6ohO)

236 >>>Suggested edit:

We lnow live in a third world shithole banana republic designed and implemented by our betters.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
---------------

Herr Commissar, we have clean water, warm bathrooms, cool houses, excellent health care, and we are free to travel about the country.

Deep State sorely wants us in our place but fear they will play hell accomplishing it.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 09:38 PM (/FocL)

237 234
wrong quote, to hard to backtrack now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

238 Bill Gates is one creepy old dude. His ex-wife has got to be living the best years of her life right now.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 09:37 PM (aeMRC

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His ex wife is a guy so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:39 PM (u73oe)

239 @198

>>Recall:* Everything is an op.* Nothing is real.
* Everything is fake and gay.

Perchance do you have a webzine or pamphlet I can subscribe to?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 09:40 PM (v2CHY)

240 >>> 'round and 'round she goes, where she stops no one knows...
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 10, 2022 09:34 PM (f2LJ1)

It'll be covid. It worked once perfectly. They have zero imagination. Their slaves sorely miss the virtue masks. Oh no, flu like symptoms in the fall! This has never happened before!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 09:40 PM (0fVbu)

241 Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 08:18 PM (b2nrj)

Engines and transmissions pretty rugged. They seem to have a problem with electrical shit. I own a 97 Jeep Grand Cherokee, and just bought a 98 Dodge Dakota pickup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:41 PM (+14Bg)

242 Gates will soon announce he's lactating and his coof-resistant man-milk is all that stands between humanity and annihilation. "Feed, my sweet little babies, feed!"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2022 09:41 PM (KFhLj)

243 > Bill Gates is one creepy old dude. His ex-wife has got to be living the best years of her life right now.
____________

She's every bit the creep he is. Weirdo extraordinaire. She, along with Billy need to DIAF.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2022 09:42 PM (BFigT)

244 I have a number of email addresses, which go to people depending on how much they do or don't bother me.

Funnily enough my VPN just sent me an email to tell me they're tracking my info on the "dark web" for me, which is really sweet of them.

Tell you what. If those fuckers find *that* email address on the "dark web", guess how it got there? THEM. They are literally one of two entities that have it.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:42 PM (dscaa)

245 The baby formula shortage is no problem. Let them eat cake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at May 10, 2022 09:42 PM (FVME7)

246 I no longer have a P-38 about my person.

I do have the bigger P-51, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:42 PM (a3Q+t)

247 So apparently the horse Rich Strike turned down a visit with President Biden. The horse was heard to say "If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I'd of come in second."

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39)

248 146 “The difference between treason and patriotism is only a matter of dates.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2022 08:54 PM (Wg1SU)

Dumas' dad was general for the French Revolution and then a prisoner later, so QED, I guess.

(he was also half-black, born a slave and the first black Brigadier General in Europe, but you'll never hear about him in ethnic studies class)

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 09:43 PM (BJKQV)

249
Manual cats? You have to shift them? Are they good in the clutch?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'm too dogmatic for a manual cat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

250 And....ready for ONT. Great day of many posts, Ace...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 10, 2022 09:44 PM (tO+ht)

251 They've already predicted a large spike for the Fall with 100K+ cases.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

100 thousand cases, out of a population of 330 million.

That's about 1.3 of one percent. Disastrous!!!!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:45 PM (+14Bg)

252 Cat puns really get my dander up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:45 PM (u73oe)

253 Engines and transmissions pretty rugged. They seem to have a problem with electrical shit. I own a 97 Jeep Grand Cherokee, and just bought a 98 Dodge Dakota pickup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:41 PM (+14Bg)
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Can't disagree; However, if you want to buy it and forget it an F 150 goes and goes. Also the service dept will take care of your problems no hassles and an extended warranty can be purchased from an authorized Ford dealer.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 09:46 PM (/FocL)

254 244

F*ck!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 10, 2022 09:46 PM (tO+ht)

255 Anyone have an opinion on the Jeep, Ram, and Dodge auto-brands?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

*

Me personally? I wouldn't consider one. Everyone I know who has owned one has had electrical problems, paint problems, and interior problems. Sometimes all three. One of my favorite Dodge incidents was a buddy bought a new badass $70K or so, crazy off road package Ram. He got stuck in the snow because a plug on the transmission telling the vehicle it was okay to go into gear and drive the kids home got knocked out by something while being driven in fresh snow. No chunks, no ice, no anything. Just driving in snow. Had to call a tow truck.

Neat cars and trucks to own under warranty, maybe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:47 PM (g6ohO)

256 So hard a cat can't scratch it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

257 100 thousand cases, out of a population of 330 million.

That's about 1.3 of one percent. Disastrous!!!!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:45 PM (+14Bg)

I thought they said 100 mil

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 09:48 PM (dscaa)

258 SFGoth had a mouse or rat in her bathroom, and she didn't want to wake the cat. Layabout cats nap all day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2022 09:49 PM (ybIRR)

259 Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 09:38 PM (/FocL)

Would you have believed even ten years ago what is accepted as "normal" today?

But I seriously pray that I am so very very wrong about my analysis of where this nation is now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

260
She wanted the GOPe
She'd settle for someone who 'might be Gope

_________

Back in the day, to her they were all child-starving, granny-killing, black-lynching Nazis too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 09:50 PM (/U27+)

261 Dodge trucks? Wasn't the '66 Power Wagon about the pinnacle of development, there?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2022 09:50 PM (QzJWU)

262 253 Engines and transmissions pretty rugged. They seem to have a problem with electrical shit. I own a 97 Jeep Grand Cherokee, and just bought a 98 Dodge Dakota pickup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 09:41 PM (+14Bg)
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Can't disagree; However, if you want to buy it and forget it an F 150 goes and goes. Also the service dept will take care of your problems no hassles and an extended warranty can be purchased from an authorized Ford dealer.
Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 09:46 PM (/FocL)
Agree. We have 2 F-150s, a 1992 and a 2018, both tiptop.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:51 PM (0OP+5)

263 Great, now everyone on this thread will be getting spam calls about extended warranties.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2022 09:52 PM (u73oe)

264 But I seriously pray that I am so very very wrong about my analysis of where this nation is now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)
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I believe that we are on a precipice and that they are trying to drive us that way but the more they drive the more "average" people are becoming aware that they are being screwed.

I'm praying and pushing.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 09:53 PM (/FocL)

265
Got part of the garden weeded today. I offered to take the job off HM's hands, as she's not well. Otherwise it would have taken forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 09:53 PM (/U27+)

266 Nancy sorely misses the days of Denny Hastert and Paul Ryan, when the House GOP-e members knew their place. (which was under her foot)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2022 09:29 PM

Wrong! No icky girls for me!

Posted by: Pederast Denny Hastert at May 10, 2022 09:54 PM (hOAT3)

267 SFGoth had a mouse or rat in her bathroom, and she didn't want to wake the cat. Layabout cats nap all day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I'm a Ron, my cat's the Ette.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 09:54 PM (KAi1n)

268 Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:51 PM (0OP+5)

My 1997 GMC Sierra keeps on trucking and it is my baby as long as it starts, but the next truck purchase is a Ford

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

269 Dumas Pere was a writer, too. Dorothy Parker wrote the following about them (pro tip: son in french is fils, pronounced feece.):

Although I read and do not cease
of Dumas Pere and Dumas Fils,
I find I cannot make me care
for Dumas Fils and Dumas Pere.

Posted by: Wenda at May 10, 2022 09:55 PM (QSd7w)

270 I'm praying and pushing.
Posted by: Braenyard

I am with you in spirit brother, but the mask madness made me underhand just how many people are on the wrong side of the bell curve!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

271 SFGoth had a mouse or rat in her bathroom, and she didn't want to wake the cat. Layabout cats nap all day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I'm a Ron, my cat's the Ette.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 09:54 PM (KAi1n)

Awkward....

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (anj39)

272 You are right, I missed by a factor of 100. They're claiming 100 Million Corona cases this fall.

https://tinyurl.com/3cja483w

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

273 I do have the bigger P-51, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:42 PM (a3Q+t)

I have 8 brothers-in-law. I gave them all a P-51 for Christmas as a joke gift. Not one knew what it was.

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (AmoqO)

274 272 You are right, I missed by a factor of 100. They're claiming 100 Million Corona cases this fall.

https://tinyurl.com/3cja483w
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

That's just Retarded, Sir.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (r46W7)

275 You are right, I missed by a factor of 100. They're claiming 100 Million Corona cases this fall.

**

Battlespace prep. They can say they're correct and the problem is no one is testing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:58 PM (g6ohO)

276 @268

>>My 1997 GMC Sierra keeps on trucking and it is my baby as long as it starts, but the next truck purchase is a Ford

And if your Sierra is in good condition and the right specs, you could probably sell it for 20 grand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 09:58 PM (v2CHY)

277 Damnit that's 1000 times more. My brain is shutting down. Must be Rona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 09:58 PM (63Dwl)

278 274 272 You are right, I missed by a factor of 100. They're claiming 100 Million Corona cases this fall.

https://tinyurl.com/3cja483w
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

That's just Retarded, Sir.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (r46W7)

If we account for every cold as covid, sure why not.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 09:59 PM (b2nrj)

279 Ah, there it is:

"Officials have argued that without new funding, the U.S. could be left unprepared for future waves."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 09:59 PM (g6ohO)

280 And if your Sierra is in good condition and the right specs, you could probably sell it for 20 grand.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 09:58 PM (v2CHY)

From my cold dead hands, Just had it detailed and it looks great!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 10, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

281 Wrong! No icky girls for me!
Posted by: Pederast Denny Hastert at May 10, 2022 09:54 PM (hOAT3)

The GOPe has been scamming me my entire adult life. And now they have the nerve to get upset when we don't trust them.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 10:00 PM (BJKQV)

282 @272

>>You are right, I missed by a factor of 100. They're claiming 100 Million Corona cases this fall.

The Op that keeps on giving.

COVID has already joined the panoply of annual circulating viruses, it will be with us always in some form or variant.

As has been said, the virus is real everything else is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 10:00 PM (v2CHY)

283 100 million? I guess we have to spend the whole summer in a Beach Boys mosh pit?

Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2022 10:01 PM (taPSh)

284 Her Majesty has AOL as her main account. She also has 15000 messages in her inbox because she never gets rid of anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 09:17 PM (/U27+)
It's hard to throw stuff away. I'm an email hoarder.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)

I have 10272 messages in my current inbox. I have archived ones, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 10:02 PM (4gZCW)

285 @280

>>From my cold dead hands, Just had it detailed and it looks great!

I'm sure it does.

It's a pickup with genuine chrome bumpers, now who wouldn't love that...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 10:02 PM (v2CHY)

286 I just saw this and it's glorious:

"people who are unvaccinated are 53.2 times more likely to die (from COVID)"

Think of how brilliant that is. They vaxxinated millions of 18-30 year olds, and they didn't die. Some 85 year olds might've been reluctant to get the vaxxine, and they did die.

Ta-dah.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 10:03 PM (g6ohO)

287 Just got back from the grocery $tore. First time leaving our new dog home alone. She did not get out of the cage or tear up the furniture. So, that's good.

What's this I saw about N.L. Urker having a "girl"? Like a GF? Did we approve this? Is she right for our guy?

Posted by: mindful webworker - wow dog food costs a lot! at May 10, 2022 10:05 PM (1xjlS)

288 I no longer have a P-38 about my person.

I do have the bigger P-51, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2022 09:42 PM (a3Q+t)

I have a P-38, but it's not real good at opening cans. Puts holes in them, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 10:08 PM (4gZCW)

289 @286

>>Ta-dah.

The vast overwhelming majority of the adult population of the US is vaccinated, if the vaccine worked one iota the number of people dying* from the virus would be a number indistinguishable from zero.

* Deaths from COVID are wildly inflated to the tune of 80pct.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 10:09 PM (v2CHY)

290 Earthlink - heh.

My first email and the original mindful webworks website was with Sprynet, the company Compuserve spun off for Internet. (Swiftly followed by RIP Compuserve.) Sprynet got bought up by MindSpring. Then, with much ballyhooing and assurances of fully dual executive branches, MindSpring was "merged" with Earthlink and MindSpring promptly disappeared.

Ancient history. Somewhere along the line I gave up on all that. Kinda wish I kept the Sprynet email. Kinda. Sorta. Sometimes. But I get over it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 75775,473 at May 10, 2022 10:11 PM (1xjlS)

291 Agree. We have 2 F-150s, a 1992 and a 2018, both tiptop.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 09:51 PM (0OP+5)

I had a 92 F-150. Windshield leaked, and got rainwater on the body control module. Fucked it up real good. The Mopar vehicles are less troublesome, by a small fraction. GM electrics have them both beat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 10:11 PM (4gZCW)

292 * Deaths from COVID are wildly inflated to the tune of 80pct.

*

Yep. I think when we can finally look at actual data fifty years from now we'll see that the CDC was admitting the honest facts when they made that statement about 6% of COVID deaths were actual COVID deaths.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 10, 2022 10:12 PM (g6ohO)

293 You are right, I missed by a factor of 100. They're claiming 100 Million Corona cases this fall.

https://tinyurl.com/3cja483w
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

And machine gun-toting monkeys will fly out of my ass, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2022 10:14 PM (4gZCW)

294 I'll believe how desperately, unavoidably fatal Covid is when MORE rich and evil people die from of it. So far, very few takers except older celebrities and politicians -- looking at you, Colin Powell, the OG backstabbing, woke General. And Colin had terminal cancer so do we really count him?

Schumer, Pelosi, Susan Collins, McTurtle, Romney, all roll on. May they rot.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 10, 2022 10:18 PM (+CiEK)

295 Keep this ɡoing please, grеat job!

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