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Covert Socialist Kathy Hochul to Overt Socialist Zohran Mamdani: You Don't Have a Tax Revenue Problem, You Have a Spending Problem.
I wonder if this makes the Democrat Governess Hochul a racisty racist who hates children and The Science (TM) because she's racist. I figure... no, she isn't a racisty racist. Democrats are allowed to object to back-breaking spending. Only Republicans are racist for doing so, because they Hate the Blacks.
Zohran Mamdani is executing his big new socialist plan. Have you heard this one before? His plan is to spend other people's money until he runs out of other people's money, and then to start spending other other people's money. It's gotta work this time, right? The law of averages says it must. So he's run out of money, just three months into his term of four years, and is demanding that Governess Granny Hochul rewrite the law to impose new taxes on his citizen-slaves. And she actually told him to stop spending money he doesn't have and otherwise get bent.NYC Mayor Mamdani's latest pitch to tax the rich "not happening," Gov. Kathy Hochul saysAnd Mamdani's proposed budget will increase NYC's budget by fourteen billion dollars over just two years. The pro-terrorist socialist theater kid who never held a real job admits that even if he gets this tax increase, he's going to demand New York state send more of its taxpayers' money to NYC so he can waste it.
The budget battle between New York City and New York state lawmakers is intensifying. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin are calling for a new way to tax the rich. They want the state to reduce something called the Pass-Through Equity Tax credit, aka PTET. ... Menin joined the mayor in calling for the new revenue stream, which could mean another $1 billion to help close the city's budget gap. Gov. Kathy Hochul slammed the door on their proposal. "That's not happening," Hochul said. "We are not changing PTET." Hochul said she has already found over $4 billion in state aid for the city, and that Mamdani and Menin have a spending problem. "And we've encouraged the speaker and the mayor to do what every other city has to do, [which] is look at your expenses. What is growing exponentially? They have programs that are growing not 4% a year, but 4% [in] months. And so they have to do whatever the other city is doing," Hochul said. Budget watchdogs agree with Hochul, saying that instead of trying to tax their way out of the budget problems, they should stop spending so much. "Right-size spending. Stop spending on programs that don't help New Yorkers. We've increased spending $16 billion more than inflation over the last 10 years," said Andrew Rein, president of the Citizens Budget Commission.
Despite Hochul's reluctance, Mamdani still wants more state aid, even if were to actually get this new tax. "We cannot proceed with balancing that budget without the additional revenue and cost shifts from Albany," Mamdani said.The Covert Socialist will also meet with billionaire Ken Griffin about his complaints about the new pied-a-terre tax, designed to punish rich people for daring to own second homes in NYC.
... Hochul had another surprise for Mamdani. She has agreed to meet this week with billionaire Ken Griffin. Mamdani has made Griffin the poster boy for why he wants a pied-a-terre tax on people who own multimillion dollar second homes in New York City. Griffin was so upset with Mamdani's attacks his hedge fund company threatened to pull out of a $6 billion NYC development project.The PTET is a shelter provided by high-tax leftwing states to allow their richest taxpayers to shelter some of their money so that they don't have to pay the full state taxes. And they're not doing this out of the goodness of their hearts -- they know their rich, highly-mobile taxpayers will flee to states with lower (or no) income taxes if they don't give them a break on taxes. Mamdani is demanding that the break be reduced from a 100% credit on state taxes to 75%. Thereby reducing the incentive to rich people to stay in the high-tax state, thereby increasing the number of rich people who will flee. And of course, this is why high-tax states like California are pushing for "exit taxes" -- money they steal from you when you move out of their states. They want to keep you prisoner. If you stay you have to pay their high tax rates, but if you try to leave, they'll shellac you with a huge "exit tax" on your wealth. I think this will all work out beautifully for the socialists, as it always has and always will. Actual Justice Warrior seems to understand the PTET tax shelter, which I currently don't.
INSANE. Seattle's Socialist Mayor responds to exodus of wealth from Washington state by saying "BYE" ... then laughing. We're doomed. pic.twitter.com/gP8CbPkqEl
— Brandi Kruse (@BrandiKruse) April 29, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 02:22 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 02:23 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 02:23 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 02:24 PM (iNUL3)
You Don't Have a Tax Revenue Problem, You Have a Spending Problem
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This is true of FedGov too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:24 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 30, 2026 02:26 PM (buCJl)
OK, who are you, and what have you done with Kathy Hochul?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 02:26 PM (6Uni8)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 30, 2026 02:27 PM (VEBh1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:27 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 02:27 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT)
It should be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (9lqZe)
- Promise crazy shit you can’t deliver on
- Blame someone else when it doesn’t happen
D or R - it doesn’t really matter. Sorry to any NYC’ers who actually thought this guy was different - because he isn’t.
It really is amazing how much a nice smile and saying things in a really happy way, can still in 2026, completely lull otherwise educated people into letting down their guard of critical thinking.
This is really dumb and a bad look. PTET is about bypassing the Federal SALT CAP which was created to hurt cities like New York. Getting rid of PTET would help Trump, and hurt NYC. Starting to realize Mamdani is unserious and stupid
I'd prefer to tax the rich. The *problem* is that big businesses are funding Hochul's campaigns.
We’ve been trying to cut spending and actively lowering taxes on the wealthy for decades now. It has only led to shitty infrastructure, underfunded public works, and a bloated robber-baron rich that hasn’t been seen since the gilded age.
Tax the fucking rich already.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:25 PM (3ek7K)
*******
Yeah, but this may never sink into their brains of mush.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (j+aD2)
May the flames of the "warmth of collectivism" torment and consume them both.
I eagerly await seeing someone step forward to deliver to Momdami the punch for which his face has been begging during these long months over the past year.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (xG4kz)
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That is more than the cost of a nuclear powered aircraft carrier that would be in service for 50 years.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 02:29 PM (0U5gm)
derp derp
chicks and gays vote for hot guys who smile at them
news at 11
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 02:29 PM (j+aD2)
Did he run out of four years worth of money in three months?
He is a communist sub-human piece of parbage.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 02:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at April 30, 2026 02:29 PM (3ZUWJ)
Remember, Bill DeBlasio's wife straight up stole nearly 2B and nobody made a peep.
The NYC Teachers Contract is 45B dollars, the Cops are 6.5B.
I mean the lowly Sanitation workers who are the real unsung heroes of NYC get a measly 2B.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 02:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Please?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 02:30 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 02:30 PM (N1tpc)
And you, of course, are Johann fuckin' Kepler with your ability to foresee the future motion of events.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 02:30 PM (gKWVE)
There is also a real personal security issue - you've already had one prominent businessman assassinated on the streets of New York for political reasons, and Mamdani just painted a nice big target on Griffin's back.
Given the rising support for political violence among Democrats, this is not a small thing.
I wonder if the people providing security to well-known billionaires are now telling them to avoid NYC.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 30, 2026 02:30 PM (n1OCj)
prolly checked her other pants
Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 30, 2026 02:31 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 02:31 PM (Dv3i1)
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Physician....
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 02:31 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Lurkyloo at April 30, 2026 02:32 PM (PZ7h8)
The kindest fate for the socialist ninny who now is Seattle's mayor would be for her to step in front of a moving bus while she is immersed in her smart phone's screen.
Way back in time, a student at Virginia did much the same thing, only the agent of his chaotic end was earphones and an iPod. The BLAMMO! exit, it was.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:32 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 30, 2026 02:32 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 02:32 PM (NpAcC)
apparently her dad is some big-deal evolutionary biologist. so she hasn't ever really experienced life outside academia I think.
oof.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)
The DSA needs a lesson good and hard.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 02:33 PM (4KUe5)
I have on a CD "School House Rock! Rocks" based on the old Saturday morning cartoon shorts.
Song number 6 - "No More Kings" performed by Paramont.
How has that not been adopted by the lefties yet....?
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 02:33 PM (gu0hJ)
>>like half the police force or something like that.
The biggest money pit is the Teachers, they get 45B, it's the largest budget line, you could defiantly trim 4B from that cesspool.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 02:33 PM (XV/Pl)
And you, of course, are Johann fuckin' Kepler with your ability to foresee the future motion of events.
Posted by: gKWVE
LOL! Well done!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:34 PM (xG4kz)
now I have to dig it up
I remember liking the "Gigantor" theme on there...
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 02:34 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)
Because they only mean it about Trump then they will forget.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 02:34 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Pierre Gustave Toutant-Beauregard at April 30, 2026 02:34 PM (QP+6w)
Economy Grows By Decent 2% Annualized Rate Despite Fuel Price Inflation; New Jobless Claims Fall to Near Record Lows
Via Ed Morrissey. It's a decent growth figure, rebounding from the weak 0.5% in the fourth quarter of 2025.
Real gross domestic product (GDP) increased at an annual rate of 2.0 percent in the first quarter of 2026 (January, February, and March), according to the advance estimate released today by the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis. In the fourth quarter of 2025, real GDP increased 0.5 percent. The contributors to the increase in real GDP in the first quarter were investment, exports, consumer spending, and government spending. Imports, which are a subtraction in the calculation of GDP, also increased. ... Real final sales to private domestic purchasers, the sum of consumer spending and gross private fixed investment, increased 2.5 percent in the first quarter, compared with an increase of 1.8 percent in the fourth quarter.The nominal rate of growth -- unadjusted for inflation -- came in a huge 5.6%. That's a good sign, because the current inflation is temporary due to Iran throttling the Strait of America.
Danny DayanBy "claims," he means "new jobless filings," which came in at 189,000, the lowest since... 1969.
@DannyDayan5 The economy is simply on fire. -Claims lowest of cycle, 2nd lowest since 1969.
-ECI shows wages accelerating.
-Core PCE deflator (pre war) hottest since 2023.
-Nominal GDP very strong If anyone you follow is still talking rate cuts, fire them.
‼️ President Trump continues smashing expectations
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 30, 2026
NEWSNATION: “That came in, again, better than expected. 189,000 initial jobless claims...the expectation was 215,000.” pic.twitter.com/n7hmKb6p9z
"TRULY INCREDIBLE": Brand new data shows initial jobless claims last week fell to the lowest since 1969. pic.twitter.com/BxHpoQVnaC
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 30, 2026
NEC Director Kevin Hassett on the latest economic data:
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 30, 2026
"We got initial [jobless] claims, the lowest they've been since the 1960s. We've got government employment, the lowest it's been since the Second World War. We’ve got all these positive movements..." pic.twitter.com/Fc1My5FwBI
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (LdBR/)
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Posted by: The Left at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (FtULh)
Especially when rents are decreasing. Which they are. Because of the lack of deportations, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (vEZeu)
https://tinyurl.com/57z6z5xj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)
This pleases me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (abIsI)
Or...I guess this goes back to my theory that very few illegals worked...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (CWTWj)
This is the way GOP.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (QX6xo)
This pleases me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (abIsI)
Moar pleez
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (77rzZ)
Or...I guess this goes back to my theory that very few illegals worked...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)
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Well...we were getting flat jobs numbers for like a year. Still are, actually.
Which, in a country with, at best, flat population growth and very likely population decreases on net, means that the job market is actually fairly healthy.
The jobless claims released today is about people losing jobs and not getting new ones. Lowest in decades means a solid job market for those with jobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (d33KV)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)
This is the way GOP.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (abIsI)
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Well, since LA was party in the lawsuit that just overturned Gingles, this is kind of expected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (CWTWj)
Trump is benefitting from the long term strategy of the Carter Administration, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)
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I make my own butter now. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
The only bad part is the cleanup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Y2NSe)
Is it possible we've finally got ridden of most of the GOPe types?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
Combine this fat with yesterday's Supreme Court ruling re: undoing racist gerrymanders, and things are looking rosy for the second half Trump's term after the midterms.
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (+t04h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)
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I make my own butter now. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
The only bad part is the cleanup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Y2NSe)
Do you hold the container while using your Peleton?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (Gqar8)
The only bad part is the cleanup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Sounds like you're becoming a regular Alton Brown.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
I’m still here.
Posted by: Ken King, the school lobby rep to TX HD 88 at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (M692j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (bv1ic)
Is it possible we've finally got ridden of most of the GOPe types?!?
Posted by: 18-1
The answer would be no.
Posted by: Indianna Gov Mike Braun at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)
Every year at the TxMoMe.
When PeteBog hits the kitchen, there's butter everywhere. And it's glorious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (QX6xo)
Did I say "Muslim immigrant"? I'm sorry, the propaganda media prefers the term "British national born in Somalia." In other words a foreign invader permitted to come to the UK and given a passport to commit jihad.
From the Anglo-Saxon Broadcast Corporation, circa 1066:
Did we say "Norman invader"? We're sorry, the preferred the term is "would be Anglo-Saxon national born in Normandy." In other words a foreign invader permitted to come to the Britain and given a passport to commit plunder, mayhem and mass murder on our inhabitants, not least of which was King Harold Godwinson.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (M692j)
69!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (QX6xo)
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (+t04h)
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"Trump should rush a geopolitical realignment that will benefit America for a generation in order to avoid a disaster in the midterms."
I swear. People are all, "Democrats know how to wield power. They import 20 million people into the nation not caring about how it'll affect their election prospects because they know it'll benefit them in the long term. Why can't the GOP do that, too?"
And then they turn around and are all, "Trump should be careful. He might make a misstep and give Democrats a small majority in the House which they will use to impeach him ineffectively."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS)
Gas Tax Holiday / Refund Program?
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Av6i5)
Do not be complacent though. Show up on Election Day.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)
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It's an eggs omlettes thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (bv1ic)
Posted by: Bob
Why make your own when there is Duke's in the world?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Never thought about using butter as a lubrication in a pinch. Non-salted of course.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
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WHY????
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)
He has always been - quirky.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
https://tinyurl.com/57z6z5xj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Yl2Ob)
From the article:
The complaint claims Hajdini then removed her shirt, fondled herself, insulted Doe’s wife, telling him, “I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons.”
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: far cry at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (wBRco)
I swear. People are all, "Democrats know how to wield power. They import 20 million people into the nation not caring about how it'll affect their election prospects because they know it'll benefit them in the long term. Why can't the GOP do that, too?"
And then they turn around and are all, "Trump should be careful. He might make a misstep and give Democrats a small majority in the House which they will use to impeach him ineffectively."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (Y2NSe)
And more are upset that Trump isn’t making America so isolationist that it makes Enver Hoxha look like a shining example of openness and international engagement.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (E6xSb)
Gas Tax Holiday / Refund Program?
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (rOERL)
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Demand destruction in Africa (they're marching towards a recession and were before Iran) is limiting overall oil demand globally. This is being matched with increased production from America and effective increased production from the Middle East as more countries find ways around the strait (UAE broke ground on a new pipeline 3 weeks ago that should be done by late summer or so to bypass the strait...all while it's pledging increased production overall).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)
Huh. I'll check it out.
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (M692j)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
They’re Wreckers.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)
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WHY????
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)
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Homemade butter is softer and tastes better. It only lasts for a few days, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Y2NSe)
Which is to say, not really, except for the details - girls rather than boys.
Posted by: discerning and highly respected observer of society at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bob
Why make your own when there is Duke's in the world?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)
Because Duke's isn't mayonnaise, it's colloidal vinegar.
Posted by: Begun the condiment wars have at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: runner
Don't believe them. They didn't make that.
-- Barack Obama
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bob
Why make your own when there is Duke's in the world?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)
Because Duke's isn't mayonnaise, it's colloidal vinegar.
Posted by: Begun the condiment wars have at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)
Uh - Oh
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)
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Homemade butter is softer and tastes better. It only lasts for a few days, though.
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He's "mastered" the churning action. Felt like he had to do something productive with it.
Posted by: obvs. at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
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I do want to try to make mozzarella cheese. I've read it's easy to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (PCIoC)
All they see is the price of gas. That's it. Trump is failing in their minds because they're back to paying what they did under Biden.
It's a fact, unfortunately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (QX6xo)
Step One: Find a girl with an open mind.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 30, 2026 01:20 PM (LOZbR)
I heard that somewhere but it was 'sammich'.
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (M692j)
Posted by: obvs. at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (anL5R)
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Or, you just use a Kitchen-Aid mixer. One or the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Gqar
They think they are better making butter. hahahah!
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (M692j)
It is easy. Be sure to throw all of it in the garbage when done.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)
Georgia woman forces entire flight to de-board because she wouldn't hang up her phone
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (bv1ic)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
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I do want to try to make mozzarella cheese. I've read it's easy to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (Y2NSe)
Do you make your own noodles??
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: obvs.
Amateur.
Posted by: Toobin at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (Gqar
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We did once in a class at Sur la Table. Tasty noodles.
Otherwise, we just buy imported noodles when they go on sale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (Y2NSe)
****
I've padded the wall behind my chair, so that when I read stupid shit like this, banging my head on the wall does not hurt as much.
Posted by: clarence at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (vcWod)
roly poly fish head?
Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (oY6Yp)
Step One: Find a girl with an open mind.
Girl?
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Begun the condiment wars have at April 30, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)
That sounds dangerous!
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (M692j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (Y2NSe)
Next stop...Farmer's Market! BTW, do you have an interest in bees ? beekeeping ??
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (edmpr)
but then, they would know the actual data better then me.
maybe it's from the pre-revised obummer numbers? idk
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (nXhwP)
Who is the Egg Head on the left. And I use the term literally. THAT is what happens to one when they engage in unrestrained egg consumption. Ace.
Posted by: tubal
Are you referring to this guy?
https://tinyurl.com/EggheadJr
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
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No, but we have started a vegetable garden. We have two little green tomatoes and about 3 little yellow squash so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (GQ1ui)
It's a fact, unfortunately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I saw my first I Did This ---> gas pump sticker the other day. It was Trump pointing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (Y2NSe)
Next stop...Farmer's Market! BTW, do you have an interest in bees ? beekeeping ??
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
He will be moving to Innisfree one of these days.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
If / when we get to where we want to be, I will be raising bees.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
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No, but we have started a vegetable garden. We have two little green tomatoes and about 3 little yellow squash so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (Y2NSe)
On the verge of agribusiness oligarch you are!
Posted by: Monsanto is trembling in fear at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: runner at
A woman in Mass set loose a bunch of bees on cops that came to evict her from her residence.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (Y2NSe)
On the verge of agribusiness oligarch you are!
Posted by: Monsanto is trembling in fear at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)
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Dolley thinks the world is going to end, actually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (Y2NSe)
Who is the Egg Head on the left. And I use the term literally. THAT is what happens to one when they engage in unrestrained egg consumption. Ace.
Posted by: tubal
Are you referring to this guy?
https://tinyurl.com/EggheadJr
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (xG4kz)
His Twin!!
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (GQ1ui)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (Gqar
* I had to look that up !
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (edmpr)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)
I'm fucking cracking up here! Poor ace. Sometimes his post has no chance. LMAO!
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (M692j)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
Not even close. Tons already elected to Congress and we've got some 'red' states refusing to redistrict because Trump is icky or something.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge
How's the "killer bee" situation in Texas?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)
.......
She is going to have to back that statement up. Like maybe with pictures or something.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (UjdFS)
I'm pretty sure this quote, in whole or in part, is now firmly in the AOSHQ canon.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
I saw my first I Did This ---> gas pump sticker the other day. It was Trump pointing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (abIsI)
I saw something similar in Paris, Texas last time through.
Paris. Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (QX6xo)
A lot of those women have been let go, and they can't figure out why they can't find a job which pays $120,000 with zero talent.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (aZm/F)
...and hookers and blackjack
Posted by: bender "bending" rodriquez at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)
Never thought about using butter as a lubrication in a pinch. Non-salted of course.
Marlon Brando has entered the chat
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (Y2NSe)
In about 5 billion years...
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)
How's the "killer bee" situation in Texas?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)
I think we're more worried about that whole 'screwworm' thing currently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (QX6xo)
Paris. Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (QX6xo)
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I live in one of the reddest counties in NC.
There's a guy who put a Palestinian Flag on the hood of his car and drives around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (QX6xo)
It's not so bad in the early years but then they start asking to borrow the car, start bringing other bees home, trying to sting you when you reprimand them...
Posted by: It gets sticky fast at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (abIsI)
Slapped on there by someone who no doubt claimed Biden had the most amazing economy ever. Also - not original.
Also also the moment Iran is wrapped everything comes back and that sticker becomes a Trump Campaign sticker so they will 100% be back to peel it off.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Wally at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (Qejbo)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
welcome to the world of reenacting.
where you'll see big burly manly men discussing thread counts and stitching and such...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (guGkK)
The fact that you believe Peeps worth making is in itself rather concerning.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (edmpr)
Didn't see this yesterday - "as I explained more than 30 years ago".
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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Apr 29
NEW: SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas issues a separate concurrence agreeing with the majority 6-3 decision on racial gerrymandering, but says he would have gone further:
“Today’s decision should largely put an end to this “disastrous misadventure” in voting-rights jurisprudence. As I explained more than 30 years ago, I would go further and hold that §2 of the Voting Rights Act does not regulate districting at all. The relevant text prohibits States from imposing or applying a “voting qualification,” “prerequisite to voting,” or “standard, practice, or procedure,” in a manner that results in a denial or abridgement of the right to vote based on race. 52 U. S. C. §10301(a). How States draw district lines does not fall within any of those three categories. The words in §2 instead “reach only ‘enactments that regulate citizens’ access to the ballot or the processes for counting a ballot’; they ‘do not include a State’s . . . choice of one districting scheme over another.’” Therefore, no §2 challenge to districting should ever succeed.”
Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (Gqar
* I had to look that up !
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
It’s really pretty cool, innit? Course now the Muzzies would move in and trash up the place.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Whatever.
Posted by: Killer Wasp at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (M692j)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
Welcome to the real world Marxist theater kid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (GQ1ui)
Things that can only happen in the west...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
A lot of those women have been let go, and they can't figure out why they can't find a job which pays $120,000 with zero talent.
Ah, the LumpenBureaucrats
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
It's no This is Library
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: It gets sticky fast at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)
I have a daughter. I'm well trained........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Cicero
Fag
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (GQ1ui)
Nyet!
Posted by: MiG-15 at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Cicero
Fag
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (GQ1ui)
You wouldn't say that if you saw them. They're badass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:31 PM (affD0)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:29 PM (Mvg3c)
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Iran doesn't need to be wrapped up. Just continued to be contained as more bypasses to the strait come online (UAE started work on a new pipeline 3 weeks ago) and more alternative sources make bank on the increased oil prices until supply gets so much over demand (Africa is seeing a crash in demand because of recessionary fears there).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:31 PM (Y2NSe)
Is it FL that just voted to end property taxes? in MA they just keep raising them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg
It's funny how the Asian Murder Hornet scare has been forgotten.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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I saw one in deep red Florida. I tore it off.
It's unfortunate this has to happen because cheap gas really does lube economic growth. People feel better about everything.
When gas went to $5 under Biden, the media made sure to pretend it wasnt that big of a deal.
Posted by: Sharpie at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (RDA6M)
Never thought about using butter as a lubrication in a pinch. Non-salted of course.
Marlon Brando has entered the
Parkay
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (HcoTw)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)
https://youtu.be/4hGQwclEzFQ
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (Gqar
innisfree ?? Korean beauty products ?
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
I'm pretty sure this quote, in whole or in part, is now firmly in the AOSHQ canon.
Posted by: Archimedes
......
Too many commas.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: tankdemon
They're fun to have fights with. We had a post-Easter stale Peeps fight on the floor of my dorm in college.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)
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Isn't it time to expand The Strait of America to Tehran and then through Iraq, Syria, and Libya to The Mediterranean?
We can pay for all those bunker busters by collecting subsequent transport fees ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (VdTX+)
Good news: steak on sale
Bad news: no one buying
Worst news: someone eats WalMart steak
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (wBaIH)
The only bad part is the cleanup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Sounds like you're becoming a regular Alton Brown.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
Meh. I'll be really impressed when he can make his own eggs.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (gPbWD)
Posted by: The Left at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (E6xSb)
While I don't endorse the idea of killing the rich, if you truly insist on doing so, I insist that I get to define "rich" and get to prioritize which of them we get rid of first.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (edmpr)
Things that can only happen in the west...
He's described in the article as Asian, I think meaning Oriental.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (Gqar
innisfree ?? Korean beauty products ?
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
Hahhahhah.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ethan Van Sciver at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (wBRco)
A lot of those women have been let go, and they can't figure out why they can't find a job which pays $120,000 with zero talent.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Loss of DEI jobs, NGOs having their taxpayer dollars cut and AI is going hit the female workforce hardest.
Posted by: Sharpie at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (RDA6M)
A woman in Mass set loose a bunch of bees on cops that came to evict her from her residence.
So she set upon them a swarm of benevolent insects who expire once they sting somebody instead of a swarm of malevolent insects that can sting and sting again without expiring?
And do you know why? Because the latter are called "wasps", and she was not going to be bound and beholden to wasps of any type.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)
What b makes them better than store peeps?
Posted by: Bob, yeah just Bob at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (M692j)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)
Try being a logistics officer wanting to run civilian logistics operations when you don’t have tons of strategic friends.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (E6xSb)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)
Hug your local H1-B card holder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
More right wing violence.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (Mvg3c)
Step One: Find a girl with an open mind.
Posted by: Marlon Brando
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Scorching point is too low.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)
Is it possible we've finally got ridden of most of the GOPe types?!?
Posted by: 18-1
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At the gubernatorial level, probably at least in the South. Easier to replace them than all the lesser offices.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)
Good news: steak on sale
Bad news: no one buying
Worst news: someone eats WalMart steak
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Well, if the price of beef comes down, then the market is working.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Ethan Van Sciver at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (wBRco)
Get OUT
Posted by: Arianna Grande at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: tankdemon
They're fun to have fights with. We had a post-Easter stale Peeps fight on the floor of my dorm in college.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)
Just what we needed, MilSpec Peeps.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (edmpr)
A woman in Mass set loose a bunch of bees >>>> A woman at Mass set loose a bunch of bees
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)
Keep that up and that Peter Whackin' guy will show up and tell you how you're wrong and the Strait is closed and Iran still holds all the cards because Trump is stupid and has no clue what he's doing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
More right wing violence.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (Mvg3c)
Wouldn't they just be flying around in little circles then?
Posted by: Wait for it... at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:36 PM (Mvg3c)
More right wing violence.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (Mvg3c)
Wouldn't they just be flying around in little circles then?
Sink the Beesmark!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)
They split up in 1988.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Good news: steak on sale
Bad news: no one buying
Worst news: someone eats WalMart steak
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Well, if the price of beef comes down, then the market is working.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (vJrRc)
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The price of beef is high because of the confluence of two things.
The first is the 3 years ago, the Biden AG limited the size of herds. And then, there was a draught.
It takes 3 years for a calf to become big enough to slaughter for beef. So, we're dealing with one of the smallest beef herds per capita in modern American history.
It won't get fixed in the next few months. We will, though, see historically low beef prices by the 2028 election, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (Y2NSe)
You wouldn't say that if you saw them. They're badass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Are you saying that you decorate them with little Kalashnikovs?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (xG4kz)
Wouldn't they just be flying around in little circles then?
Posted by: Wait for it... at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)
__________
Foraging bees barely notice you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:38 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:38 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (Gqar
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I love the use of "shan't."
I used "it is to laugh" the other day and I was very happy with it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 01:38 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:38 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (aTgV0)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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The lawsuit against Cloudera explains why. I suspect a lot more of those are coming in going after the H1B pipeline providers and the big hirers that rig job applications so as to approve H1B to replace American workers. The other work visas are also now under sustained scrutiny.
And the second reason is that with companies going to AI for a lot of generic coding issues, the demand for coders is going to go down.
If one is wise, jump to the security side as AI is going to reveal so many ancient and new exploits in code that there will be a surge in demand for those capable of patching security hole ridden software.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)
Hassett seems somewhat prone to dumbass statements, but he's correct here - the brightest signs are the ones not even typically discussed, especially guvamint employment.
The dead-flat economy under the vegetable administration only barely (or did it, even?) managed to avoid disastrous negative macro numbers thanks to insane wasteful harmful govt. spending and hiring.
It took 2 years to really begin to revive the real economy under Trump 1.0. This time there's a substantial and healthy reduction in govt. spending and hiring, absent the first time. Just hope for the sake of the pathetic electorate that the macro is really starting to move by late summer.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Bob, yeah just Bob at April 30, 2026 01:34 PM (M692j)
You'd be better off with a list of what isn't better.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Case
======
House passed the bill last night.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)
a few years ago, i grabbed a box of stale peeps from the clearance cart at wal-greens (mrs. chronda likes them) and the manager made me take the whole cartload. it took a year or so to get rid of them all.
Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 01:39 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Pluvio at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (pZIHB)
Good news. So why is the Federal government running gigantic deficits? It's not defense spending.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)
I think that means you aren't squishing enough of the water out of it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (vJrRc)
https://tinyurl.com/57z6z5xj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
If true, she missed her calling as a high school teacher
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (AF9+s)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (CWTWj)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Learn to co....I mean learn to ask "Do you want fries with that ?"
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (FtULh)
Good news. So why is the Federal government running gigantic deficits? It's not defense spending.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (azNOR)
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Because old people invested in Medicare.
Sure, they didn't actually invest. They were taxed and the money to pay for it now comes from current dollars extracted or borrowed, but they invested in it and don't you dare talk about taking it away from them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (CWTWj)
It takes 3 years for a calf to become big enough to slaughter for beef. So, we're dealing with one of the smallest beef herds per capita in modern American history.
Grain fed cattle are ready at 15 to 18 months. Some say 12 is fine.
Veal, however......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:42 PM (QX6xo)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Learn to co....I mean learn to ask "Do you want fries with that ?"
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 01:41 PM (FtULh)
Hey, good lattes don’t just make themselves!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Mvg3c)
I think that means you aren't squishing enough of the water out of it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (vJrRc)
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What I've read is that the max you get out of it is about a week without extra preservatives.
I do use the cheese cloth to squeeze water out, but I'm not going to strain myself for days 5-7. I'll just eat the butter from days 1-4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Y2NSe)
yeah and you can thank Mr "I'm Not Leaving" Powell for that
oh and the money printing too
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 01:42 PM (j+aD2)
Research, Teaching, Book editing, Publishing, Shipping, Libraries, Advertising. You can't make shit like this up.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Well when a Senate and a House Of Representatives allocate more money to be spent than the IRS collected in taxes the previous year...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (Gqar8)
I have a performance art piece that I had long envisioned doing with Peeps that relies on chemically-derived violence. Being lazy, I have not even written up a synopsis for it.
Likely it will go to the grave with me. That's probably all for the best.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (2ap+5)
All they see is the price of gas. That's it. Trump is failing in their minds because they're back to paying what they did under Biden.
It's a fact, unfortunately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:23 PM (QX6xo)
That and groceries drive middle class thoughts...
Well, that and their own personal salaries. Folks don't care about others' salaries going up if theirs don't.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (tOcjL)
It was Trump, swearsies.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (vJrRc)
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"It's non-discretionary! It's not our fault!"
-Congress
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: J. P. Morgan lady at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (YwEeS)
I do use the cheese cloth to squeeze water out, but I'm not going to strain myself for days 5-7. I'll just eat the butter from days 1-4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Do you salt it? if not, that might also help.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (2ap+5)
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It's the smallest percentage of GDP since before WWII that we're spending on defense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Y2NSe)
I assume this is just Trump establishing a negotiating position with Congress. I doubt it's realistic.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (Riz8t)
We buy butter when they run a sale and freeze it.
Posted by: tubal
How do you fit all those frozen shoppers in your freezer? And how big is your freezer?
-- a literal literalist
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (xG4kz)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3wt7u5
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Because in red states, a lot of state legislators and lesser officials are actually stealth moderate Democrats in ideology.
They can't run as who they really are so they hide and call themselves Republicans and conservatives. And the big donors in many states are more liberal than the base voters and so they fund these types of "That is Not Who We Are" type candidates.
That is how you get DEI and Troon worship, and other such rot in 'red' states.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (QX6xo)
***
Shhhhhh
Posted by: Just Born Corporation at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (affD0)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Gqar
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What do you call making sourdough, making butter, making YouTube videos, writing daily movie reviews, gardening, learning the piano, learning Italian, and sharpening my chess skills?
Jobs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM
The illiterate fool makes butter and writes books.
What the hell else do you want?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (CWTWj)
From other analysis this is a serious challenge to President Scheinbaum and the Morena ruling party as it implicates the entire government. Scheinbaum has the option to cover for Rocha Moya, or try to distance herself from the corruption. If the Governor of Sinaloa and other politicians wind up in custody in the US they will probably start telling who did what to when and how.
My analysis is this is similar to Venezuela where the cartels are the tail wagging the state dog, and Trump is trying to give the local government back to itself, in spite of itself, out from under the international cartels.
This is, amazingly enough, the basic plot of Dashiell Hammett's novel, Red Harvest.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
https://tinyurl.com/42stsk69
5 made me lol for real.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (YZ0Fo)
And gotta hope that various factors move El Donaldo to become as aggressive on this as he is on mass illegal migration. And to tune out his business friends. Scattered comments (which seemed like his true sentiment, not strategic rabble-rousing, distraction, or prepping battlespace) are not encouraging.
* it's hopeless, but it's actually still important, that the word "immigration" be rescued - entering illegally, or with a visa, including an H-1B or other work visa, or student visa - is NOT "immigration"
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 01:47 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Can't help but notice at April 30, 2026 01:47 PM (Sw54D)
-Politico
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 01:47 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: runner
>I've had big, manly men ask me why I don't change the oil in my vehicle. I mostly do, but not lately and only when it's nice out. There are people and businesses set up to do this work, and it saves me the time and hassle. Currency for services.
I'd like to bake bread and pies and pastries if I had the time.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:47 PM (Fbc0I)
Good news. So why is the Federal government running gigantic deficits? It's not defense spending.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 01:40 PM (azNOR)
Well, this year, Defense spending IS contributing more to the gigantic deficit than most years.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 01:47 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2026 01:33 PM (gPbWD)
Did you just assume his gender?
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Y2NSe)
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Before WWII, incomes were 65% of GDP; now incomes are 55% of GDP.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (2ap+5)
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I enjoyed that one.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (anL5R)
I like a little fight in my peeps, and in my women.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (cS1cw)
And if they are still working they are still paying into it.
You left that part out I'm sure it was an oversight.
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (9lqZe)
Was Omar's "gaffe" an intentional rebrand?
Posted by: ...
That's the fervent wish of every retard who unintentionally outed themselves and their towering levels of retardation.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (9CBNQ)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Gqar
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What do you call making sourdough, making butter, making YouTube videos, writing daily movie reviews, gardening, learning the piano, learning Italian, and sharpening my chess skills?
Jobs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:45 PM (Y2NSe)
Exccuse for not rinsing your dishes off after you use them, and putting your dirty clothes in the hamper. Yes, I AM married.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Gqar8)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3wt7u5
Posted by: Cicero
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Which goes to show along with now countless number of 'teachers' molesting students, primarily women now, there is no 'virtuous' sex, it depends on the person themselves and the power relationships.
Sociopaths seek power over others whether in personal relationships or in general. They get off on treating others as things for their own gratification.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 01:43 PM (2ap+5)
Wars are expensive...REALLY expensive.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (tDBQp)
Exccuse for not rinsing your dishes off after you use them, and putting your dirty clothes in the hamper. Yes, I AM married.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Gqar
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I also maintain the house.
Because I'm unemployed and she's not, though she makes enough to cover all of our costs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (Y2NSe)
This is the worst job market since the history of jobs. Nobody can find a job. Trump and his wars and j clarion and deportations have made it impossible to find a job. I’m literally shaking now.
Posted by: Reddit at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Do you salt it? if not, that might also help.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 01:44 PM (vJrRc)
Why are you encouraging criminal conduct?
Posted by: You know...a salt and buttery at April 30, 2026 01:50 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: connected and litigious
I like my peeps like I like my women ... slowly dissolving and sweet.
Oh gawd, that was awful, but I felt compelled to write it.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:50 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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A college grad 4 years out of work only has his own damn self to blame.
Dont get me wrong, I want the H1 program gone, but he's using that as an excuse.
Posted by: Sharpie at April 30, 2026 01:50 PM (RDA6M)
Because I'm unemployed and she's not, though she makes enough to cover all of our costs.
Hey, you guys interested in a throuple?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)
Eye-talian should be fairly easy if you have any flair for lingos. You've got to remember to learn all the hand motions too. Critical.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (U/Byj)
Hey, you guys interested in a throuple?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)
There's a new show coming out on WE TV.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (QX6xo)
Eye-talian should be fairly easy if you have any flair for lingos. You've got to remember to learn all the hand motions too. Critical.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (U/Byj)
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"GUUUUCCCCIIIII"
-fingers moving up and down in a pincer movement
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Y2NSe)
Exccuse for not rinsing your dishes off after you use them, and putting your dirty clothes in the hamper. Yes, I AM married.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Gqar
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I also maintain the house.
Because I'm unemployed and she's not, though she makes enough to cover all of our costs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (Y2NSe)
I would make make a snark but I will not because even a nitwit knows when not to.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Sharpie at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (RDA6M)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
How many do you think are interested in going into the hardware end of the business?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Gqar
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I'm a stay at home dad, and it's kind of awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Do you wake up each morning at 6 to "I Got You Babe" on your clock radio?
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:48 PM (xG4kz)
I am certainly not denying she's a retard but it's not like we didn't know. It's just difficult to think of someone as both evil and stupid at the same time and that bitch is one evil cow from hell.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: connected and litigious
I like my peeps like I like my women ... slowly dissolving and sweet.
I don't like peeps at all. How many times do I have to say "NO YELLOW!".
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Y2NSe)
It's like built-in fiber.
Chewy though.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Gqar
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I'm a stay at home dad, and it's kind of awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Y2NSe)
Good for you. Teach ‘em well.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:53 PM (Gqar8)
Defense spending is about 3.5% of GDP, which is near the post-WWII low. Also, the last time I checked, defense is a constitutional function of the federal government.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:53 PM (vEZeu)
Good for you. Teach ‘em well.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:53 PM
yeah. Do a better job than I did.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:53 PM (QX6xo)
@RapidResponse4
@SecWar
"The mantra you would hear dripping from the lips of generals, with a serious look on their face was, 'our diversity is our strength' — which is the single dumbest phrase in military history. Of course, our diversity is not our strength. Our UNITY is our strength."
https://tinyurl.com/yud397ne
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 01:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 01:54 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 30, 2026 01:54 PM (tDBQp)
good and plenty clause > national defense
Posted by: hank johnson at April 30, 2026 01:54 PM (oY6Yp)
The surprising part about this topic is that anyone still reads Ed Morrissey ("Poppin' Fresh" to those who once haunted the corridors of HotAir).
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sharpie at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (RDA6M)
And let's be honest - the election is also about how OUR voters feel. We negatively feel the gas and grocery prices. We positively feel the defense budget (b/c a lof of our voters are in those "government supported" industries or positions). That's why Trump has gone whole hog on that, now. He needs to keep our voters.
Top line economy doesn't mean much. We feel ourselves and how we're doing.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:53 PM (QX6xo)
Tough but fair.
But not really, people are mostly big dummies when they're young.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (Mvg3c)
Probably going to be another 1-2 years of tough times until it all shakes out.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Never trust academia and the media to actually tell you where the jobs will be. Both are incompetent at doing so.
I ended up becoming an unofficial jobs counselor for our department advisees because most of my colleagues were the sort to go directly to grad school rather than work. I spent years after undergrad working in different jobs including the military before I went into academia.
FWIW, every career field goes through slumps, sometimes for years, though not all are as screwed up as IT because of the cheap labor visa pipelines and outsourcing.
But one of the key things is being willing to relocate to get that initial job and often doing scutwork for a couple of years.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
And not stupidly doubling down on fossil fuels. And not building around c*rs and s*b*rbs for decades
Don’t forget the tariffs, massive cuts to immigration, the government shutdown, and all the firings of federal employees.
If the economy can survive all of that, then there’s almost nothing that could crash it.
The economy is resilient, but more people in all classes are growing discontent. What’s the point of the economy anyways if it can’t bring quality of life.
Meanwhile, In the first quarter of 2026, seasonally adjusted GDP increased by 0.1% in both the euro area and the EU, compared with the previous quarter, and Canada: Real gross domestic product (GDP) was up 0.2% in February, with goods-producing industries driving the growth for the second consecutive month.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (JCZqz)
You know who needs to be crushed like Imperial Japan, Nazi Germany and the Manson Family?
____________
Japan always nominally had a Japanese government. It was Germany that suffered complete debellation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: Octochicken at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026
We sure do.
-JP Morgan exec lady.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot
It's his vibrant Hot Air Art Thread.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)
I was not expecting the punch line. Nice.
Plus my fav, connecting absurd line with commenter nic.
On a serious note: peeps are multi-colored and special flavored now old timer. Dr. Pepper peeps not real good.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: javems at April 30, 2026 01:56 PM (zFsEm)
It's ugly and likely to get worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
How many do you think are interested in going into the hardware end of the business?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)
One of them, a moron here in fact, might be interested in that. But it's just hard to get a response, any response, with so many unemployed devs and qa in the Seattle area.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
The current GDP is roughly $31T. 3.5% of that is $1.1T. $1.5T would be roughly 5%. That's a lot.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (Riz8t)
But not really, people are mostly big dummies when they're young.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:55 PM (Mvg3c)
That's what I'm told. It's not my fault, but as a parent, you feel like you failed in some way when your child does something that's so mind numbingly stupid, after a string of just lack of common sense stuff..........
I still struggle.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (QX6xo)
Stop beating yourself up. Sponge. You're a good man and I'm sure that you taught your daughter well .Some young people make foolish choices. They always have. She has time to get on the right track and I imagine with Mrs. Sponge being ill it was stressful on your daughter as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (2sfNr)
The surprising part about this topic is that anyone still reads Ed Morrissey ("Poppin' Fresh" to those who once haunted the corridors of HotAir).
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot
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The sad truth is that Salem Communications which 'owns' those talents is basically running a dying business model as a "That is Not Who We Are" low rent version of Faux News.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"This is about me, isn't it?"
-- Zombie Hitler, missing some equipment
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)
If the economy can survive all of that, then there’s almost nothing that could crash it.
Omigod, way to completely ignore the relationship of 'cause' to 'effect.'
The economy isn't doing well IN SPITE of those things, dummy. It's doing well BECAUSE of those things.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (iNUL3)
Can you fucking imagine where the US economy would be right now were it not for the wars in Iran and Ukraine
Are we even sending anything to Ukraine at this point? Or have we turned it over entirely to those stalwart defenders of freedom, the Euroweenies?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (xG4kz)
Tell me you're a "cup is half empty" kind of guy without saying the cup is half empty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:59 PM (guGkK)
Can you fucking imagine where the US economy would be right now were it not for the wars in Iran and Ukraine
Are we even sending anything to Ukraine at this point? Or have we turned it over entirely to those stalwart defenders of freedom, the Euroweenies?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (xG4kz)
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Looks like the left is blaming the current economic woes on Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:59 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 01:59 PM (0U5gm)
Stop beating yourself up. Sponge. You're a good man and I'm sure that you taught your daughter well .Some young people make foolish choices. They always have. She has time to get on the right track and I imagine with Mrs. Sponge being ill it was stressful on your daughter as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 01:58 PM (2sfNr)
It's still a battle........but thank you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:59 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 02:00 PM (vjCCj)
Can you fucking imagine where the US economy would be right now were it not for the wars in Iran and Ukraine
In years to come, growing discontent will become the stuff of legend, rather like Victory Gardens were during World War Eleven.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:00 PM (xG4kz)
The current GDP is roughly $31T. 3.5% of that is $1.1T. $1.5T would be roughly 5%. That's a lot.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (Riz8t)
Yes, it's a 50%ish increase in one year. But I think they are trying to hold down the need for a supplemental bill for Iran before the elections...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 02:00 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
It is the classic Noir genre novel: outsider comes to the story to do one thing, winds up opening a can of worms that no one wanted examined, and then deals with it to his own disadvantage and risk.
Though, The Glass Key might be a better example there.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 02:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bob, yeah just Bob at April 30, 2026 02:02 PM (M692j)
I still struggle.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (QX6xo)
Everyone makes mistakes. The difference between an adult and a child is how they respond to the mistake.
Adults learn how to not do it again and do their damndest to stick to that. Children just repeat over and over.
Yes, adults can still act like children (and some older children like adults)...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 02:02 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:02 PM (3ek7K)
Adults learn how to not do it again and do their damndest to stick to that. Children just repeat over and over.
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Are we talking about socialism?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:03 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 02:03 PM (Gqar8)
I still struggle.......
Posted by: Sponge
Don't do that to yourself. You did your job.
Young adults learning consequences of their own actions from the outside world and recovering from those builds character. Yet, it will still hurt a good parent to see their kids suffer. All you can do is be supportive and try to help keep the episode in perspective for the kid.
E.g., somewhere about 1/5 females get arrested once, but out of that pool, a vast majority never get another arrest.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 02:03 PM (tOcjL)
What Fenelon said.
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:02 PM (3ek7K)
I am trying......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 02:03 PM (QX6xo)
He’s freaking out because he’s heard all the horror stories of people taking a year to find a new job. And he lives in a mid sized midwestern city where jobs aren’t exactly growing on trees.
The top line numbers for the economy are great but it doesn’t translate well to “on the ground” situations like my friend.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 02:04 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Thomas Paine"
The Dow crashing up for some reason.
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2026 02:04 PM (aTgV0)
What has become of the former legends of online commentary, the Allahpunddits, the Sally Kohns, the guy caught out with a tab on his screen shot that pointed to tentacle porn?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:04 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 30, 2026 02:05 PM (tDBQp)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 02:05 PM (Gqar8)
____
Has he thought about opening a Quality Learing Center franchise in his neighborhood?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 02:05 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
A friend, who's a former cop, said that she'll get through it just fine.....first offense and all that, plus she's a student in good standing, works and is overall a good person.....but it still tough to deal with as a parent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 02:05 PM (QX6xo)
Someone smarter than me once told me:
Kids are the arrow we send into the future. We aim them the best we can, but what happens after they leave the bow isn't all up to us. Life and free will gets between them and the target we aimed at.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 02:06 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
Washington and Oregon are busy hosing themselves. Suggest they talk to the Dept L&I in Washington or BOLI in Oregon to ask about apprenticeships in the hardware end. Both states have a robust training program, supposedly.
I had a GF who started out in Chip Fabs as a trainer and wound up after a dislocation doing biotech stuff. (And by that I mean running a wet bench for a lab)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 02:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 02:05 PM (Dv3i1)
He’s a white middle aged white straight man. He’d be arrested and given 50 years in prison if even a cent were not properly accounted for.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 02:06 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 02:06 PM (vjCCj)
Valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 02:07 PM (QX6xo)
Fuckers.
Posted by: red speck at April 30, 2026 02:07 PM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 02:08 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
- VDH
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 02:08 PM (iNUL3)
ze
but where it comes down
is not my department,
says wernher von braun
Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 02:09 PM (oY6Yp)
God knows the things I put my parents through eat me up inside every day.
I deserve and expect to get one more good ass-whuppin from my Mom and Dad if I somehow make it to Heaven.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 02:09 PM (vjCCj)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 30, 2026 02:05 PM (tDBQp)
That I can buy
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 02:09 PM (Mvg3c)
I imagine your Daughter is feeling pretty bad right now...Quite the wake up call.....Hopefully she will learn from this... She's lucky you and Mrs. Sponge are there for her...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 02:09 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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Yep, masses of illegals are deadweight and caused a spike in inflationary spending as they consume more than they produce. Capital investment is spiking in the US BECAUSE of tariffs and uncertainty in maintaining global supply chains and that will result in us living better, producing more, with less inputs. Plus jobs. And reshoring and producing oil and gas provides jobs, keeps inflation and price spikes minimal even with the Gulf being affected.
Demand-pull used by Trump works to our favor; Democrat demand-push economic policies doesn't. Trump gets rid of useless government policies while doing useful ones and allows the markets to work creating demand that pulls investment.
Democrats instead mandate economic policies like wages, work conditions, DEI that push the markets to try to fix what the Dems have broken. EV is an example of push type policies that the Dems have done.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 02:09 PM (rbvCR)
They're in the back whacking and chopping at some skin cancer Her Majesty has. Then there's a biopsy and more hacking away. We've been here three hours already.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:12 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 02:12 PM (DfAB9)
By all means vent here and accept the well wishes and good advice from friends but when you turn off that phone, tablet or monitor and look in the mirror stop looking for blemishes. It does neither you nor the blemishes any good.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 02:12 PM (Mvg3c)
Yeah... damn democrats! Donate generously!
Posted by: john "sandbag" thune at April 30, 2026 02:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 02:12 PM (DfAB9)
$5.69 here in NorCal
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 02:13 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Av6i5)
Do not be complacent though. Show up on Election Day.
Posted by: Cow Demon
I will vote, of course, but c'mon -- I live in one of the most commie districts in the USA. If Pol Pot ran for congress here, we'd win in a landslide (not joking).
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 02:13 PM (Av6i5)
It's a fact, unfortunately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"
Still not as painfully expensive as it was under Biden. Prices have risen at least 20-30% (officially) since Biden so gas would have to be $5-6 to be the same. It reached $4 under Obama, that would be like $8 it today's dollars.
But, as you point out, that is not how voters se it.
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 02:14 PM (GUOwU)
They're in the back whacking and chopping at some skin cancer Her Majesty has. Then there's a biopsy and more hacking away. We've been here three hours already.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:12 PM (vEZeu)
May I ask what part of her body they are working on?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar8)
I have a daughter. I'm well trained........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I am not cognizant of you and your daughter's situation, but in my own situation, there was a time when I regarded our daughter as the bane of this household. If there was something stupid to do, she would do it without devoting any thought to how the outcome from having done so could redound to her detriment.
What irked me most about such goings on was how she steadfastly refused to see that her subsequent travails were brought upon her by her. I would not accept any "whaddabouttas" or "itwasnotmyfault" utterances from her an so we would clash.
A decade or more down the line, with her out on her own, she has largely shed that mindset and instead deals with the path that her actions and inactions have laid out for her. That she has a partner who is more grounded in what's real has helped, too. Our relationship is improved. I have dropped worrying about her in any small matters in favor of trying to help her see where she can exercise her talents in ways that benefit both her and those important to her in her life.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:14 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:04 PM (xG4kz)
Pretty sure I would not call Kurt Eichenwald (tentacle boy) a 'legend' of online commentary. More a curiosity and a warning case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Take your vitamins.
Exercise.
Believe in yourself.
Don't be a godless communist.
Terry Bollea had it right.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (vjCCj)
Anything under 1000 either way isn’t the big deal it once used to be. Black Monday in 1987 was 500-something points. Today that’s a blip nobody even notices.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
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Bite your tongue!
Posted by: Senator John (hand job) Thune at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (4y0jb)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (3ek7K)
May I ask what part of her body they are working on?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar
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Face near the left ear.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 02:16 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 30, 2026 02:17 PM (wOXCn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (vEZeu)
Same as my Dad. He seems to do ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)
During the U.S. Senate hearing Gen. Caine said that Putin is assisting Iran in conducting its war.
I know Trump has a "friendly" relation with Putin, but Putin is stabbing Trump in the back in the Ukraine war and the Iran war.
I hope Trump realizes Putin is the enemy and is an evil, diabolical monster.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 02:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tim Walz at April 30, 2026 02:18 PM (ZWcdc)
May I ask what part of her body they are working on?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar
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Face near the left ear.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 02:15 PM (vEZeu)
Ah. Moh’s surgery on the face. I had SRT on my nose, the nostril area. The “ nares” for the particular morons. That is a very touchy area for Mohs procedure. Glad to hear it is not there or around the eyes, Hadrian.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 02:18 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Sponge
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Do watch though for alcohol and other substance abuse signs. That is where females in particular can go off the rails. Especially given other medications handed out as candy as alcohol reacts with a lot of them. It often becomes a self medicating process for our sometimes personal and societal depression causing events.
Once I was diagnosed with inflammatory arthritis, I stopped drinking totally simply because of drug interactions and to be honest, some depression due to infirmities.
One trick I used to do to maintain conviviality at faculty and social events and driving afterwards is get sparkling soda with a twist of lime which resembles a G&T. You can drink all you want of those with no risk except maybe to going to the bathroom a bit and yet look like you are not being a party pooper.
Not really safe in this day and age to get blottoed anyway in public--too many predators hang around inside and outside of bars.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
Pretty sure I would not call Kurt Eichenwald (tentacle boy) a 'legend' of online commentary. More a curiosity and a warning case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I deal in hyperbole the way Bob Ross dealt in oils.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 02:19 PM (DfAB9)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:19 PM (xG4kz)
Nice Christmas Story ref.
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
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Our daughter married a Democrat, who went to school for too long. He's fucking hopeless, but she still calls home every now and again checking facts on the crazy crap. I hold out hope.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 02:20 PM (4y0jb)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 02:20 PM (NpAcC)
I have restricted my own drinking a lot - really hard to do without sugar
the amazing part nowadays is there are great NA alternatives that have low or no sugar and taste good, and you look like you're "partying" if people are around. I'm really thankful for the companies making these! makes not drinking super easy
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 02:22 PM (3ek7K)
This is the greatness of the internet.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 02:23 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 02:23 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)
I laugh at the dumbfuck TDS sufferers who sold 2 months ago at the year’s low because OrangeManBad. They’re out about 20%.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 02:24 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 30, 2026 02:24 PM (V362x)
that was good advice whig!
I have restricted my own drinking a lot - really hard to do without sugar
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2)
I limit myself to two drinks or three, tops.
Being loud and stupid does me no favors, particularly when I am more than master enough of stupid when I am sober.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 02:26 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 02:26 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
Washington and Oregon are busy hosing themselves. Suggest they talk to the Dept L&I in Washington or BOLI in Oregon to ask about apprenticeships in the hardware end. Both states have a robust training program, supposedly.
I had a GF who started out in Chip Fabs as a trainer and wound up after a dislocation doing biotech stuff. (And by that I mean running a wet bench for a lab)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 02:06 PM (rbvCR)
I will pass that along, thanks!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (xcxpd)
the amazing part nowadays is there are great NA alternatives that have low or no sugar and taste good, and you look like you're "partying" if people are around. I'm really thankful for the companies making these! makes not drinking super easy
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Thanks and very true that there are a number of substitutes that add no calories and are even healthful (eg a Bloody Mary with no alcohol).
I still use wine and beer for cooking and for the most part, cheap box wine works just fine for something like coq a vin. Also keep Marsala and Sherry around for specific dishes. Very useful for flavoring and sauces and since you don't care if it tends toward becoming vinegary from storage in the refrigerator, keeps for a long time but you don't WANT to drink it.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 02:28 PM (E4rtv)
These little b*stards are c*ns*ring "Car" and "suburbs" like they're b*d w*rds.
*types* *deletes*
*types* *deletes*
*types* *deletes*
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 02:29 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 02:29 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Thomas Paine"
I bought some shares a year ago on a hunch when it was below $300. If only all my hunches worked out like this.
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 02:30 PM (GUOwU)
Being loud and stupid does me no favors, particularly when I am more than master enough of stupid when I am sober.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot
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I spent enough time drinking in my youth to know my rather high limits but have no interest in drinking other than a very occasional glass of wine on special dinners with my wife at home.
Illegal drugs or even abusing prescription drugs never appealed to me. I end up throwing out most of those prescribed after operations. I have to take enough pills nowadays, I don't want more of them.
Posted by: whig at April 30, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)
A Muslim Immigrant Goes on Stabbing Spree in Jewish Neighborhood in the UK
Did I say "Muslim immigrant"? I'm sorry, the propaganda media prefers the term "British national born in Somalia." In other words a foreign invader permitted to come to the UK and given a passport to commit jihad.
I saw this yesterday but I didn't post it because, as usual, they were hiding the identity of the terrorist. Identity is the most important thing until an identity favored by the left shoots up a church or school or goes on a stabbing spree. John Sexton quoting Islamic State Media the BBC:Apparently the usual suspects are whining that the British National was kicked when he was on the ground, but that's because, see, he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.
The two men, aged 76 and 34, were treated at the scene and are now in a stable condition in hospital, the Metropolitan Police said. A 45-year-old man, a British national born in Somalia, was Tasered by police before being arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, the force said. The suspect is now in custody... The Met said its officers responded at 11:16 BST on Wednesday after receiving reports that people had been stabbed in Highfield Avenue, which runs off Golders Green Road. The suspect also attempted to stab the attending officers, the Met said, but none were injured.
WARNING GRAPHIC FOOTAGE
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) April 29, 2026
Earlier today, there was a terror attack in Golders Green, a heavily Jewish neighborhood in London. 2 Jews were stabbed.
During the attack, UK Israelis driving by warned Jews to flee from the terrorist who was approaching from behind them. pic.twitter.com/tKxQaJnZzk
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: RNC at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (9CBNQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (O7YUW)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DAHAFMFFQlkI
So, one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (xvhJH)
They missed a really good opportunity to run this loon over with their car. Then back up and do it again. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Mvg3c)
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He was mad about Brexit. This is really Nigel Farage's fault.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (DfAB9)
Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (d33KV)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM
See, cold crambled eggs are not the way I like my eggs...they just don't warm well...
Although I guess if you pile something wet on them (like salsa in a burrito), you can ignore the rewarmed texture and dryness.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)
Ace, tankdemon will be envious of this excuse.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
That's not how you do it. And it's 50, not 15.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)
That's not how you do it. And it's 50, not 15.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)
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Francis ate 100 peeps in 1 hour. More impressive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (VEBh1)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Yl2Ob)
The officer doing the kicking will be in prison before the Muslim doing the stabbing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iNUL3)
Yeah, quail eggs take forever.
Posted by: Auspex at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (DECkL)
The officer doing the kicking will be in prison before the Muslim doing the stabbing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iNUL3)
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Well, yeah.
It's England.
The Muslim will be an MP before the end of the year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y2NSe)
.......
What about the price of those things!!!?
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (DfAB9)
The UK government would've given anyone who does that public execution by firing squad.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM
You have a long way to go before we can call you "Cool Hand Ace"
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (FenX4)
American cops would have shot him.
Posted by: He Had a Knife at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
Plant a drive wheel on his junk, and do a brake stand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)
Defense attorneys claimed that Allen, 31, was not prepared to carry out a mass shooting in the room where Trump, first lady Melania and most of the top members of the administration were in attendance — because he had a pump-action shotgun.
“Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,” they wrote in an 11-page filing on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (O7XEN)
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Why ???
Well, mostly because eggs have a low rate of thermal diffusion. But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (YZ0F
Indeed.. Watched it on Tousi... He got the knife out of his hand... The cops are not armed.. Only have tasers....Looked kind of lost.. I read the Jews have their own security that patrol's there and I believe he was one of them...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (FtULh)
Scrambled freezes terribly but if you just do the egg whites like patties they freeze and reheat for a McMuffin type thing VERY well. I put them on my homemade toasted English muffins with other things then wrap them in foil for a minute. Damn.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Common sense Somali control at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (ueKDu)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke
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Related - people arguing Iran is winning reminds me of the fight between Luke and Dragline.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (FenX4)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Mvg3c)
Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Never kick. Always stomp. Head has no place to go with a stomp.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (C732X)
Posted by: SPLC at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (4KUe5)
44 More right-wing political violence. When will it end??!!
Posted by: Common sense Somali control at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)
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The police are right wing because they represent the force of the state (which leftists are against). The Muslim is a social conservative since he doesn't think gays should marry.
It's really just right on right violence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Y2NSe)
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That's a lot of eggs! It reminds me of a black comedian I once saw and he had me rolling with laughter at how his grandma would freeze everything that wasn't eaten. He'd go to her house and she'd pull out the frozen scrambled eggs she'd saved in foil and reheat them. His description of how unappealing it all was had tears streaming down my face.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
I guess as long as the political class get to keep their jobs, they are fine with it. I don't see how the welfare state survives, even with a 80% tax rate and a wealth tax.
Maybe my financial training is missing something.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (0U5gm)
The crows refused to become friends, so Ace decided to wipe them out, starting with the offspring. Very biblical.
Posted by: far cry at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (wBRco)
It's really just right on right violence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Y2NSe)
He also believes in banging kids, though, so...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)
Scrambled freezes terribly but if you just do the egg whites like patties they freeze and reheat for a McMuffin type thing VERY well. I put them on my homemade toasted English muffins with other things then wrap them in foil for a minute. Damn.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Mvg3c)
See, you need to tell this to Ace b/c he did the scrambling.
If I were batchcooking 15 eggs, I'd always go hardboiled...keeps for a week+ in the fridge - usable for many things (egg salad, deviled eggs, chopped egg salad topping, ramen add, etc)...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)
https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/
2049520358374465552
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Y2NSe)
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Yea, there's a reason the term "curb stomp" has significance. It's also a technique.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (jehhT)
It's really just right on right violence.
By our count, that's 5476 incidents of right-wing violence.
Posted by: SPLC at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:37 PM (zQoHA)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)
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"That's just their culture, and I don't think it even happens so who cares?"
-AWFL who has made Epstein the central pillar of her political philosophy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Y2NSe)
By our count, that's 5476 incidents of right-wing violence.
Posted by: SPLC at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)
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No one cares what you say anymore since your $800 million in assets were frozen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)
I'm just sort of talking to anyone who will listen.
Don't judge me I was born this way.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)
*this is how they whitewashed the true crime tv series “Adolescence”
Posted by: BBC at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)
Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Never kick. Always stomp. Head has no place to go with a stomp.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (C732X)
And then, as always, restomp the groin.
Posted by: Master Ken at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Doug Mercaida at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (2UnvF)
I'll refrain from saying what I'd like about this particular attack, but I will say "ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain" is a perfect description for that miserable hag.
Got a good laugh out of that.
Posted by: Brando at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (NyPaV)
Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (6Uni8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (1D2Ie)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (9X60i)
I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.
____________
That's how they captured the Marquis de Condorcet during the French Revolution. Fleeing Paris, he came across a rustic inn and asked for an omelet from a dozen eggs. He was arrested soon after and died in jail a couple of days later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)
I'm just sort of talking to anyone who will listen.
Don't judge me I was born this way.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Mvg3c)
This is the HQ. Nobody " listens". At most we use the others as convenient foils.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (zQoHA)
Posted by: Going deep
Pretty sure they are in VA today.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)
Because corrupt leadership wants them to do all those things to the citizenry.
Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (6Uni8)
-with his knife
-no security
-locked doors
-a bounty for every head
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Unsolicited endorsement at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:41 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: BBC at April 30, 2026 12:41 PM (4KUe5)
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Has Starmer arrested those people for a hate crime yet?
You mean the ones warning, or the ones fleeing?
Yes.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (Mvg3c)
Probably looking for decorating tips for when he converts St. Paul's into a mosque.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
Are they doing the same with the recent savages?
I'm unclear on whether or not the EU countries are giving them rights and benies or just letting them live there in their own little ghettos.
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (XOmY9)
I'm sure the Muzzie Mayor of Londonistan will "just an overweight man working off pounds with jogging and swordplay"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
40 NYPost:
Defense attorneys claimed that Allen, 31, was not prepared to carry out a mass shooting in the room where Trump, first lady Melania and most of the top members of the administration were in attendance — because he had a pump-action shotgun.
“Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,” they wrote in an 11-page filing on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM
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The good news is, the defense is admitting they've got nothing.
Maybe they can append that to their case -- "Defendant is at a structural disadvantage because we've got nothing."
"And humiliating photos of him naked on the floor were released."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (baPXJ)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (+gA9j)
Somebody should have hit him with their car, except the British government would have charged them with a hate crime and he'd have been treated worse than the foreign stabber.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (ufFY8)
Maine Shows Antisemitism Is a Shortcut to Success in the Modern Democratic Party
Governor Janet Mills on Thursday announced that she was dropping out of the Maine Senate race, with polls showing her way behind Graham Platner, who is now presumed to be the Democrat who will go up against Senator Susan Collins in one of the most hotly contested races of the year.
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Platner was largely unknown at this point last year and yet managed to drive a sitting governor out of the primary before a single vote was cast. But he had one thing going for him, which is that he gained attention for his antisemitism. That is a ticket to success in the modern Democratic Party.
https://is.gd/ihqGxs
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
I'm sure the Muzzie Mayor of Londonistan will "just an overweight man working off pounds with jogging and swordplay"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
Don't know what he had to say but the police chief conveniently told us he was known to them with a history of violent behavior and the ever popular "Mental problems."
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: YOHAN THE LIBRARIAN at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (3TalN)
Posted by: Canadian Military at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
That would make one heck of a big breakfast burrito. Mmmmm
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: The Bobbies at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (cZMme)
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (XOmY9)
They are parasites. Parasites go where there is blood to suck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (98kQX)
Indeed, just like they did with "Adolescence". And then this new show will be required viewing for all school children and idiots like Starmer will treat it like it's the new Bible.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (dxOna)
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Why do you want to eat pre-cooked eggs?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: MJ
When I was stationed in Turkey in the early 90s, a lot of young Turkish men who had grown up in Germany were returning to Turkey. They spoke German better than they spoke Turkish.
Bet that's not the case now.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (Mvg3c)
I easy that, given the room was primarily filled with journalists who are intentionally ignorant on gun stuff, that the gun choice did not mao. I mean, did it have an assault magazine or the thing that goes up? Chilling!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: It's me donna
And made sure to say that violence comes from both sides.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (gu0hJ)
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Fixed for accuracy
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
No accidental balut.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
By that criterion, Ted Kaczynski and Ted Bundy should have been granted bail.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (1D2Ie)
Is this Ace flexing on us that he's really Gaston from Beauty and the Beast?
"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!".
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (dxOna)
I don't know what to do with those.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (wBRco)
Posted by: Emily Latella at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Y2NSe)
This comment reminds of the time...
Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (vTZFs)
Check the price of jumbo eggs. They're usually cheaper than large eggs. No idea why.
Also, don't buy those jumbo eggs from big commercial stores. The yolks are often smaller than standard large eggs and the entire egg tastes like nothing but whites.
We're getting seriously shafted by large egg producers.
Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (80oeU)
Muslims: unprovoked stabbing attacks
Pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (bv1ic)
Ooops... Maybe he shouldn't have released his "manifesto" clearly laying out who he intended to not shoot with the wrong gun....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Archimede
Woulda saved Bundy the headache of escaping.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (C/hTy)
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (We5PL)
I easy that, given the room was primarily filled with journalists who are intentionally ignorant on gun stuff, that the gun choice did not mao. I mean, did it have an assault magazine or the thing that goes up? Chilling!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)
Actually, dickwad's "manifesto" explains why he chose a shotgun, and chose to use buckshot rather than slugs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Uvalde Police at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Big Egg at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)
Check the price of jumbo eggs. They're usually cheaper than large eggs. No idea why.
Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (80oeU)
Supply and demand. Most recipes and most simple to make boxed/bagged items which call for eggs always use the large size. So, more folks want those size than any other egg.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:50 PM (tOcjL)
*ponders if I have 6 friends to host for brunch*
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: creeper
That sounds completely backwards.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)
This comment reminds of the time...
Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (vTZFs)
The preponderance of AI images when you do a search is annoying.
https://tinyurl.com/vxypy2u6
Razor sharp hips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (bss/y)
Well heck, he wrote a detailed manifesto of his gripes and plans to kill the President, tried to break into the room where the President was seated, fired a pump action shotgun...
seems like a slam dunk for release on his own recognizance, with perhaps the court's apology for his having to spend a few days locked up.
Posted by: RM at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (n/1Oj)
Mom asks little Johnny what he wants for breakfast and he says "I want fuckin eggs"
The dad gives him a huge smack on the back of the head.
Comes down the next morning and Mom asks Johnny what he wants for breakfast. And he says "I want fuckin eggs!".
The dad thwacks Johnny even harder and knocks him to the ground.
Next morning he comes down and the mom asks what he wants for breakfast. His dad looks at him. And Johnny says, "Not fuckin eggs!"
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)
*ponders if I have 6 friends to host for brunch*
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)
More brunch for you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
Not necessarily. Arab and Desi (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh) Muslims hate Sub-Saharan Africans, even if they are Muslim.
Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (6Uni8)
The preponderance of AI images when you do a search is annoying.
https://tinyurl.com/vxypy2u6
Razor sharp hips.
She appears to have met a Bornean head shrinker.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Caveman Artist at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (cKhu0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)
Because Muslims are in charge of London.
To Piers, that's not a problem.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)
Because a country is governed by a hostile occupying colony of Acelans who want to profit from a Somalian presence financially and politically, while enjoying the added benefit of watching their hated subject classes be robbed, raped, defrauded and murdered by their imported homunculus revenants?
Just spitballing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (ueKDu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)
More fodder for his wife.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)
He doesn't see a problem with having a dick up his ass, either. Offhand, I'd say he has bad eyesight.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: far cry at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (wBRco)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I wonder if they still make blunderbusses, for historical reenactments and such.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Gqar8)
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I saw a headline the other day, what with the AI available today, we can finally do communism right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (bv1ic)
https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y
And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (k1E2D)
Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
A power knee drop to the sternum can have lasting effect
Posted by: javems at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (zFsEm)
Governor Hochul has already told him to GFY.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
Also know as London man.
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (GUOwU)
>Now bake some taters and then make home fries. Breakfast burritos. I don't like cooking every meal before I eat it. I'm lazy that way. I like to do some food prep for future meals without going koo-koo-bananas because reheating does modify the texture.
Maybe you can get one of those Somali muslim fellas to chop some onions?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Fbc0I)
Maybe they can append that to their case -- "Defendant is at a structural disadvantage because we've got nothing."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Your Honor, I object!
And why is that, Mr. Reede?
Because it's devastating to my case!
Overruled.
Good call!
Posted by: mikeski has seen this movie before at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: javems at
I'd have given the big leg drop.
-The Hulkster
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (YZ0Fo)
Governor Hochul has already told him to GFY.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
Time to kick off the Jizya.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Archimedes
Unfortunately, I don't see any pics. But the headline describes her as "glamorous."
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)
https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y
And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)
I like that they put 'glamourous' in her caption. LOL. Slaver, but 'glamourous.'
She looks like Amy Poehler(sp?) from Parks and Rec.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Vpqw1)
Governor Hochul has already told him to GFY.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
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Timeline until he defunds the police pensions and asks for volunteer neighborhood patrols to look after public safety? All of the patrols, of course, have to be approved by the city and will have diversity guidelines for who gets to be in them.
1. Muslim.
2. White Karen.
...
593. White, straight male over 5'9.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Y2NSe)
I checked because reasons but the Daily Mail are so low rent. Headline calls her "Glamorous". I swear we live in hell.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Mvg3c)
https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y
And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)
I like that they put 'glamourous' in her caption. LOL. Slaver, but 'glamourous.'
She looks like Amy Poehler(sp?) from Parks and Rec.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
I don't do BDSM but I'd fuck her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)
And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes
.......
Things could be a lot worse.
Posted by: Big Egg at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (Mvg3c)
If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Mvg3c)
I checked because reasons but the Daily Mail are so low rent. Headline calls her "Glamorous". I swear we live in hell.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Mvg3c)
“Glamorous”. Has all of her appendages and does not weigh 25 stone.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar8)
He's just stabbing the Jews native Brits won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)
Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar
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*meme of three fingers from Inglourious Basterds*
tubal is British!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (E6xSb)
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The man suspected of stabbing two Jewish people in Golders Green has been named as Essa Suleiman.
Suleiman, 45, a Somali-born British national, was arrested on Wednesday after Shloime Rand, 34, and Moshe Ben Baila, named locally as Moshe Shine, 76, were attacked by a knifeman.
Police have confirmed the suspect is a 45-year-old Somali-born British national with a history of 'serious violence and mental health issues', who first came to the UK legally in the 1990s.
He was referred to the government's anti-extremism programme Prevent in 2020, but the case was closed later that year. It is understood Suleiman, previously of Camberwell, is a Somali translator who once worked as a school security guard.
In 2008, Suleiman was accused of attacking a police officer and his dog, leaving the officer with injuries that kept him off work for five months.
Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (baPXJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (QX6xo)
Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)
Old Man Smell - you should pitch that to Gwyneth.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar8)
He's just stabbing the Jews native Brits won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm
Infected with Islam. Only one cure.
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (uDa2+)
I can fix her.
Posted by: I'm Rick James, Bitch at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (affD0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: not better call Saul at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: toddg at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (IyT2a)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
The police would have summarily executed them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (E6xSb)
If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
The UK was once rife with highwaymen. They died out, figuratively and literally, once brits started carrying revolvers.
Then they gave the government all power in 1914, and then handed the government itself to Socialists in 1945 and there they are now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)
Oh good! The Britons gave him access to their CHILDREN.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (baPXJ)
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"This beating of murderers is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men beat men who do the will of Allah we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the beater has finished. Let us all act according to national customs."
-General Muhammad Napier
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Y2NSe)
Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)
Old Man Smell - you should pitch that to Gwyneth.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar
lol
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Posted by: tubal
Makeup applied competently. Clothing fits, and does not look like Jill Biden's.
Posted by: mikeski limboes under the low bar at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (77rzZ)
The bad news: Their new "citizens" are going to make them use it
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (affD0)
Hydrogen Sulfide is a serious risk - someone needs to go by his place for a Wellness Check later.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks "
I was reading some Reddit thread the other day for some reason and there were people no shit defending not only communism but the Soviet version. Free health care, good education, everybody had jobs, low crime etc... and blaming it's bad reputation on capitalist right-wing propaganda. And dismissed the people pointing out the 10's of millions killed as mostly lies and exaggerations.
I though it was satire at first but they were actually serious. Just boggles the mind.
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM
Why? That's a lot of breakfast burritos, man.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
And they would be on their way to prison anyway because that SWEETHEART has more rights and privileges than other disgusting Brits.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Seems to me there is a business opportunity in the UK to make and sell improvised firearms disguised as ordinary objects. Canes, umbrellas, messenger bags, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc)
If a bunch of other people have to die, well, eggs and an omelet and all that
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
*considers replying with "stone" and "hundredweight"*
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Lizzy at April
She spiked him with Viagra. That's sexual assault.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar
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Yes... a weird combination of moth balls, urine, and butterscotch discs.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (affD0)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Mvg3c)
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Damn You!
/Was gonna say "What, 'Maryland Man' wasn't available?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (VdTX+)
Edith Massey would be proud of you.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (rJ48h)
https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y
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That's at least a five, if not a six-head.
Frankly, that's a work portrait, so its been airbrushed and probably tweeked professionally. I think its safe to say that she is abusing a subordinate because she couldnt get married and have a man at home to abuse and humiliate risk free.
Posted by: married man = you put the chains on yourself at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (vEZeu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
>WTF is old man smell? Did you shower? Did you change your underwear? Brush your teeth? Check you boots?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar
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Yes... a weird combination of moth balls, urine, and butterscotch discs.
You forgot the pocket lint for extra fiber.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Seems to me there is a business opportunity in the UK to make and sell improvised firearms disguised as ordinary objects. Canes, umbrellas, messenger bags, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc)
They'd never buy them. Or know how to use them.
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (VdTX+)
*considers replying with "stone" and "hundredweight"*
Posted by: Archimedes
Spare the rod, spoil the commenter.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (rJ48h)
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Tangential, since Massie.
Thomas Massie has released a new ad. Did you know that he's Trump's biggest supporter in Congress?
https://x.com/MassieforKY/status/
2049273117919392011
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc
My Grandfather had a cane with a sword in it...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: JROD at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (IlL6s)
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
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Hot Fuzz lied to me?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
>WTF is old man smell? Did you shower? Did you change your underwear? Brush your teeth? Check you boots?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fbc0I)
You don't know what old man smell is? Never been to an old folks home?
Yeah, I wear clean clothes and shower and brush teeth twice a day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (vEZeu)
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
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Hot Fuzz lied to me?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)
And its one of the rare good movies from the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Johnathan Waters at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (5wUsV)
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He'd be a hero and released in Minnesomalia, while the cops would be put in prison for life.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (VdTX+)
Thomas Massie has released a new ad. Did you know that he's Trump's biggest supporter in Congress?
https://x.com/MassieforKY/status/
2049273117919392011
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I agree with Trump more than I don't. Elect me so
I can continue grandstanding and doing nothing for you. Vote Massi!
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (4KUe5)
The UK has a Muslim terrorism problem, but it also has a serious disarmed cowardly incompetent police problem.
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (LdBR/)
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
You'd just have to do business by word of mouth among the 1%-ers. Could still be a money-maker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (utfVc)
Right? I mean, tomorrow, Friday, they have to spend the day taking over streets with public prayer. Any stabbing that needs to get done can't be procrastinated.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (Vpqw1)
Nice old gentleman. Retired engineer. But sour-milk smell.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
I can continue grandstanding and doing nothing for you. Vote Massi!
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Why is Massie not using his ad space to tout how he is trying to destroy Trump who's an Epstein client because of secret documents not in the Epstein files Trump released?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (Y2NSe)
Okay, so I got that one wrong.
Posted by: Anthony Burgess at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t)
I thought they only went after Zionists, not Jews.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (vEZeu)
That's what Hamas says too.
They lie.
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Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Fbc0I
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)
Having an involuntary boner forced upon you is both horrifying and a big nuisance when you need to put on your pants.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (guGkK)
I don’t care if she is attractive (?), she is a monster.
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I cant believe you guys are down on the script idea for
THE PROPOSAL II
Feel good rom com of the year, amiright??!!!
Posted by: Hollyweird at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (anL5R)
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
You'd just have to do business by word of mouth among the 1%-ers. Could still be a money-maker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (utfVc)
I support arming the 1%, but I don't see them coming back from the brink. It will be a new epoch before a new England rises. And it has good odds of being muslim.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (xcxpd)
Then give them GUNS. Amazingly, most people will drop their weapon when faced with armed police.
This is like every episode of the BBC crime drama “Luther.” Luther tells the guy he’s under arrest, then the guy grabs a pipe, a knife, whatever, and goes on attack rather than surrendering. Then Luther beats him up in self-defense, and gets suspended for injuring the guy.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (4KUe5)
She's not particularly attractive and yes a monster that deserves to rot in prison. Her main asset is she doesn't look like Richard Dreyfuss. But Jesus if true what a sick c-word
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)
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Have you ever seen the British TV Series "Strike Back?"
Granted, it revolves around a secret military special forces & intelligence branch & unit on missions all over the world, but:
It has to have the greatest number of firearm (and other ordinance) firings and body count per hour episode in the history of television. It's the wifey's greatest guilty pleasure -- aside from ... well, we won't go there.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (VdTX+)
1 salt 15 minutes before cooking
2 add bubbly water while scrambling
3 added eggs to a preheat pan after the butter has stopped bubbling.
4 turn heat to low and use chopstick to turned the cooked edge into the uncooked center
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (Mvg3c)
Scrambled egg leftovers?
Posted by: connected and litigious
>Maybe they were two weeks past their 'sell by' date?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (Fbc0I)
Also, how much fat do you use to cook that many eggs?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
>WTF is old man smell? Did you shower? Did you change your underwear? Brush your teeth? Check you boots?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fbc0I)
You don't know what old man smell is? Never been to an old folks home?
Yeah, I wear clean clothes and shower and brush teeth twice a day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
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This is an actual thing. Doctors have a name for it, but I'm too lazy to look it up. But it is real. Older people need to be serious about their hygiene.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Seems Legit
>Formaldehyde bubbling out of the lungs?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (Fbc0I)
If you pop off the rubber end it makes a dandy weapon. You don't swing it though. Think thrusts of the bare bottom end to obvious body parts.
Posted by: javems at April 30, 2026 01:36 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Young wives tail at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (Sw54D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (4NO2D)
_-_
Sometimes you have to read up thread a bit to find out just what's a goin' on here.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (rzCjW)
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To find the word NOOD, for example...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (rzCjW)
The Morning Rant
On the Left, people point to January 6 as well as data purporting to show that most political violence comes from the Right. After Charlie Kirk’s assassination, The Economist ran a piece claiming to explain “what the data show,” which suggested that most political violence was a Right-wing phenomenon. Other publications cited studies from the Center for Strategic & International Studies or the CATO Institute. The problem is, the “data” that these outlets have been relying on is deeply flawed. One of the major sources is the Prosecution Project, an initiative of the University of Cincinnati, which analyzes felony criminal cases involving political violence and sorts them by ideology. “The project examines criminal complaints, indictments and court records, looking for crimes that seek ‘a socio-political change or to communicate’ to outside audiences,” per The Economist. “Its data show that extremists on both left and right commit violence, although more incidents appear to come from right-leaning attackers.” Yet if you pull up the data center yourself, you can see immediately that it is deeply flawed.Read the entire thing, and check her work! Because that is what sane people do. This is a vitally important analysis, for the obvious reasons, but also because it proves that what we all suspected was in fact the truth...we cannot believe anything the left says...and the left is everywhere. [Yeah...Ace beat me to this. I figured his shelving accident would give me enough lead time, but I was wrong.]
[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 11:00 AM (C732X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 11:01 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 11:01 AM (C732X)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 30, 2026 11:02 AM (n1OCj)
Keep pushing....
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 11:03 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Blue Man Chew at April 30, 2026 11:03 AM (QP+6w)
What about every time some lefty protest blocks the roads?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I miss Rush at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Which has been true.
And it was a great way to phrase it.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (5xoct)
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Why did I read this to the Itchy and Scratchy theme?
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:05 AM (Mvg3c)
What about every time some lefty protest blocks the roads?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)
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I'm not sure if there's a clearer example of "the right's words are violence, the left's violence is speech," than the categorization of political violence being pushed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (Y2NSe)
https://datarepublican.com/
All other sources are immediately suspect.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (abIsI)
I suspect that most violence is committed by zombies and the mutated.
To that end...here's the new trailer of the upcoming "Resident Evil" movie, written and directed by the same guy who wrote and directed "Weapons".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk&t=113s
Looks good and not your typical RE flick.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (iJfKG)
As history teaches us, that is nearly always true: the Left is violent and loves violence.
Hate them. They've earned it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (jZAMu)
And liars often figure.
Posted by: And Statistics at April 30, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)
-- Did not include 9/11 deaths
-- classified ALL anti-semitic crimes as done by whites
-- included non-political/"hate" crime for whites, such as shooting at a meth lab
Then there's the fact that one of these three most cited organizations is the SPLC, who we now know was in the business of creating "nazi" hate crimes to goose their numbers.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 11:08 AM (5xoct)
As history teaches us, that is nearly always true: the Left is violent and loves violence.
Hate them. They've earned it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (jZAMu)
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"It's a both sides issue. Stochastic terrorism is real. Also, we don't have to tone down our rhetoric."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:08 AM (Y2NSe)
Change the definitions, then proclaim how law abiding the criminal aliens are!
They aren't interested in the Truth, because they worship a lie.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N1tpc)
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It's fakery all the way down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 11:09 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 11:09 AM (77rzZ)
I have to admire the leftards and their ability to manufacture data and media stories the moment that something happens in reality to expose who they are.
I do wish our side would go as 4-wall as possible on these incidents every single time, and expose the left for who they are.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:09 AM (iJfKG)
https://datarepublican.com/
All other sources are immediately suspect.
^^THIS^^
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 11:09 AM (5xoct)
And liars often figure.
Posted by: And Statistics
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at April 30, 2026 11:10 AM (abIsI)
The left can't exist without lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 11:10 AM (viF8m)
-George Box, statistician and all around lady's man
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (Y2NSe)
It's scholastic terrorism!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (VWtfl)
_____
Still lacing up the boots, boss.
-The Truth
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Oceania's Ministry of Truth at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (VEBh1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (abIsI)
Maybe you can argue Booth since he was doing it from a states rights perspective?
Every other assassination has been a lefty: Tyler James Robinson, the three would be Trump assassins, and on and on...
And the supposed attempts against Obama are a joke. But I think there were a couple of half way serious ones against Clinton but that's been 30 years now.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)
And don't stop here. Start looking at the university research groups that do this as well. Whenever one group is found to be deliberately doing this, stripvthat group of all funding and make them ineligible for funding for the next ten or so years.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 30, 2026 11:14 AM (C/hTy)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N1tpc)
Children of their father. Isn't it interesting that Burn, Loot, Murder hit all of his main areas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 11:14 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 11:15 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:15 AM (QX6xo)
Ace, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:16 AM (QX6xo)
Sad
Posted by: Maj. Healey
>If that ain't country, it'll harelip the Pope.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:16 AM (Fbc0I)
Also not asked; who on the left is a victim of right-wing violence?
Answers would be nice. Not expected, but nice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 11:16 AM (jehhT)
But...since there is no pressure on them generally to actually do good they switch to enriching themselves and making sure funding continues.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)
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Why did I read this to the Itchy and Scratchy theme?
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:05 AM (Mvg3c)
It's Log!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (QX6xo)
Only until they solve the problem they are supposed to focus on. Once that happens, they make up new problems to keep the money spigot open.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (svLOV)
They lie!
And lie!
And lie and lie and lie!
Lie lie lie, lie lie lie!
The Lefty Alinsky Show!
Posted by: dum at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (dXNAb)
But they lie so much they can't tell the difference.
Or they can but really don't care.
The important thing is they like to bitch.
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (9lqZe)
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Now that's just crazy talk!
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (VdTX+)
U.S. National Debt now growing by $180 million per hour — and $5 billion every day.
Current debt per taxpayer = $357,069
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (abIsI)
And if you take government money you need to be subjected to oversight.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (viF8m)
One of my favourites was Pelosi's garage door being spray-painted.
She was one of the most powerful people in the nation and her house is unguarded. And they only spray paint the garage. Not the bricks, or the windows or anything else that could have EASILY caused much more financial damage.
It could have been worse. We could have sent some guy into her home to bang the crap out of her husband...
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 11:14 AM (lFFaq)
Except BLM missed his biggest.
Sexual sin is his most potent weapon in this age, and Burn Loot and Murder did not (formally) include that.
Except that they happened in and near Pride month.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:19 AM (N1tpc)
The left will always say they are the good guys.
But they lie so much they can't tell the difference.
Or they can but really don't care.
The important thing is they like to bitch.
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (9lqZe)
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There's a limerick (or maybe haiku) in there somewhere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 11:19 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 30, 2026 11:19 AM (C/hTy)
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at April 30, 2026 11:10 AM (abIsI)
Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:19 AM (QX6xo)
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at April 30, 2026 11:20 AM (2Ez/1)
U.S. National Debt now growing by $180 million per hour — and $5 billion every day.
Current debt per taxpayer = $357,069
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (abIsI)
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If you had told Paul Ryan in 2010 that the debt in 16 years would be $36 trillion, he'd say that math demands that we be in default and bankrupt.
I've been hearing that our debt will destroy us for a long time. I'm not MMT here, but the limits of what the reserve currency of the world and petrodollar controlling nation can do with its debt is...much more than we were led to believe.
Besides, the political moment to deal with it was 2012 when Ryan was nominated for VP. And then Mitt Romney let Obama steal Florida, Michigan, and Nevada without objection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:20 AM (Y2NSe)
They did a *fabulous* job of "Steal, Kill, and Destroy" though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 11:21 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:21 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 30, 2026 11:21 AM (C/hTy)
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
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Good! Love that idea! I'm in my undies and ready to go.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi, the hammer man at April 30, 2026 11:21 AM (CtvVQ)
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at April 30, 2026 11:20 AM (2Ez/1)
I love this bit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 11:21 AM (wVcYX)
I've been hearing that our debt will destroy us for a long time. I'm not MMT here, but the limits of what the reserve currency of the world and petrodollar controlling nation can do with its debt is...much more than we were led to believe.
Besides, the political moment to deal with it was 2012 when Ryan was nominated for VP. And then Mitt Romney let Obama steal Florida, Michigan, and Nevada without objection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:20 AM (Y2NSe)
It's true that there's far more ruin in a nation than we expected.
I'm not particularly thrilled about plumbing the depths to find out just how much.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:22 AM (N1tpc)
Sad
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (abIsI)
I had a professor at UT who's brother played in David Allan Coe's band.
According to her, well, her brother, DAC was like the Shane MacGowan of country music.(circa 70s-early 80s)
The money was good but they had to constantly baby sit DAC because he was liable to get so plastered or high before or during a gig that he could barely perform or would shit his pants or pass out or pass out and shit his pants.
Not every time obviously, but often enough for it to make a mark. Though in DAC's favor..when he was on, he was really on.
Anyway, RIP.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:23 AM (iJfKG)
My MAN!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (QX6xo)
Current debt per taxpayer = $357,069
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:17 AM (abIsI)
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This is why America needs a wealth tax
Posted by: Senator Bernie "never worked a single day" Sanders, writing from house two at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (CtvVQ)
It's true that there's far more ruin in a nation than we expected.
I'm not particularly thrilled about plumbing the depths to find out just how much.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:22 AM (N1tpc)
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The only thing that will fix our debt is hitting the bottom. There is no political will to deal with it otherwise.
Unless someone like Trump can cut the bureaucracy and welfare payments to illegals enough to reveal that most of our debt accrual is actually manageable without major structural changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Y2NSe)
>It's funny money. We just burn a couple of billion in bitcoin and square it up a little bit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:25 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Y2NSe)
This, too, is the story of Social Security.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:25 AM (N1tpc)
This is incorrect.
Bernie Sanders held a construction job in his youth. He lasted a little over a month, quit because it was 'too much work' and ran for his town mayor seat. He won.
He's been on the public teat ever since.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:25 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 11:26 AM (C732X)
Very few sources of objective truth nowadays. The Founders would be appalled.
ABC
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:26 AM (ZxPkt)
But...since there is no pressure on them generally to actually do good they switch to enriching themselves and making sure funding continues.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)
Getting homeless addicts off the streets is a nominal "good", but the NGO's claiming to do so are spending all the money on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:26 AM (utfVc)
Unless someone like Trump can cut the bureaucracy and welfare payments to illegals enough to reveal that most of our debt accrual is actually manageable without major structural changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Y2NSe)
If only there was some department in the federal government that would review budgets and root out fraud and waste and make it more efficient..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:27 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Y2NSe)
This, too, is the story of Social Security.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:25 AM (N1tpc)
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Social Security is in okay shape, all things considered.
It's the money sinks that are Medicare and Medicaid that are the actual problem.
Now, who wants to cut old people and poor people off from free healthcare first? Oh, not nearly 50% of the nation? Much less 51% of elected officials?
Then it's not getting fixed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I tried but, was told to GTFO.
I think I'll have another baby.
Posted by: Elon at April 30, 2026 11:29 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 11:29 AM (viF8m)
I'll be dead when the end arrives and all the government freebies go "bonk bonk" so I don't care anymore. Hopefully Humongous will be a benevolent ruler 50 years from now.
Posted by: I Point And Laugh at April 30, 2026 11:29 AM (QP+6w)
Even structural changes would only be temporary unless one of the changes is enumerating the characteristics of progressives and making summary execution the penalty for any pol displaying a certain number of them, regardless of party. I wish I was joking, but now that they've tasted all that sweet graft they won't be able to live without it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 11:30 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Y2NSe)
It's what people have been saying for the last 60 years; the bottom is going to drop out anytime now. Just watch. Anytime.......annny time...
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 30, 2026 11:30 AM (g8Ew8)
Then it's not getting fixed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Y2NSe)
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Indeed. The senate won't pass the SAVE act and that has about 85% approval.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 30, 2026 11:30 AM (2UnvF)
Capturing the media was downstream of capturing ALL the educational institutions.
THAT was the real masterstroke, and should have been defended against far better.
Posted by: Gman at April 30, 2026 11:30 AM (GfWuY)
NASCAR's Greg Biffle and his family died in a strange plane crash. Cops say friends drained their bank accounts and robbed their home after they died.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 11:31 AM (ndZc7)
Defund not defend
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 30, 2026 11:21 AM (C/hTy)
Turn it off. Own your own typos. Right now, Brave has put red squiggles under "autocucumber", "Defund", "Wookie", and the "hTy" from your hash. Weird. But I refuse to let Brave make those changes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:31 AM (utfVc)
Sad
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (abIsI)
May he rest in peace. That was a great song.
Of course, once you're to the point of saying take this job and shove it, you may as well tough it out, steal materials and build yourself a car one piece at a time. Old country music was the best.
I have Alabama's greatest hits on now as I'm working on stuff.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)
Hands off my hand outs!
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at April 30, 2026 11:32 AM (QP+6w)
48 What we lack in actual political violence, we make for in inspiring hoaxes about our political violence.
One of my favourites was Pelosi's garage door being spray-painted.
She was one of the most powerful people in the nation and her house is unguarded. And they only spray paint the garage. Not the bricks, or the windows or anything else that could have EASILY caused much more financial damage.
It could have been worse. We could have sent some guy into her home to bang the crap out of her husband...
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 11:18 AM
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And a hobo took a dump in the driveway. I don't remember if Pelosi tried to frame it as a right wing op.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 11:33 AM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Stateless
The title weighed 60 lbs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 11:33 AM (C732X)
Contrary to what Progtards claim virtually all racist groups are socialists' because there is no point in a racist group to demand to be left alone and let those 'others' live like commies, so long as they leave US alone.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:33 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:34 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at April 30, 2026 11:32 AM (QP+6w)
They (rightly/wrongly) don't view them as handouts.
They have, maybe, a little bit of a point.
They paid INTO those things their entire lives. Now you're blaming them for expecting something back for their money.
It is to laugh.
Posted by: Gman at April 30, 2026 11:34 AM (GfWuY)
Nothing close to these two that I can recall and 9/11 was an order of magnitude worse than OKC
J6 doesn’t even belong in such a discussion (even though cops killed Trump supporters that day)
OKC even that I wouldn’t call right wing but okay put it there if you must
9/11 was Muslim terrorism which is by definition political. And which political spectrum is the friend of Islam? Ask the mayor of NYC… it’s not the right
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 11:34 AM (yz/88)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 11:35 AM (O7YUW)
Now, who wants to cut old people and poor people off from free healthcare first? Oh, not nearly 50% of the nation? Much less 51% of elected officials?
Then it's not getting fixed.
Right. Soylent Green it is!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
Hands off my hand outs!
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer
Correct. Now, if you would be so kind as to return all the money you took from me during my working life for those benefits, including the interest I would have preferred to accrue to my estate, we'll be on our way.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)
So Neil Degrasse really has a video out now called:
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:37 AM (Mvg3c)
Twain: lies, damned lies and statistics.
After college I stayed in the same city and went to law school. One of my college housemates stayed in college to get a Masters in public administration and one of the key books he had to read was "How to Lie with Statistics". I looked it over and realized that government is effed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 11:37 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Algore at April 30, 2026 11:37 AM (Y1sOo)
Now, who wants to cut old people and poor people off from free healthcare first? Oh, not nearly 50% of the nation? Much less 51% of elected officials?
Then it's not getting fixed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Y2NSe)
A simple changeover for Medicare and Medicaid would be to make both as medical insurance instead of healthcare insurance.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 30, 2026 11:38 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
One wonders how much longer we will be required to pretend this guy is some kind of galactic brain.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
They enjoy watching us argue all this stuff with them.
While we're busy gathering together all our examples that prove them wrong and curating the data and facts they are preparing their next hundred lies.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:40 AM (Mvg3c)
The J6th committee was proven to be a fraud, the darling "Republicans" of the left are no longer in office or are lauded as a massive disgrace.
Many of the perpetrators on that day were shown to be leftist agitators seen around the country at various protests, the FBI had plants everywhere and the ONLY truly violent acts were the assassinations of two unarmed right wing leaning WOMEN by capitol police.
Yeah, f*ck right off with your J6th bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:40 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Somewhere, a planetarium gift shop is missing a janitor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (utfVc)
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
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There is only one truly in-exhaustible resource on Earth. Clickbait.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (Mvg3c)
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
One wonders how much longer we will be required to pretend this guy is some kind of galactic brain.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
We know Bill Nye the science guy is so smart because of that bow tie. Just like young Tucker Carlson…. Eyeroll
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (yz/88)
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So we need to stop digging?
^^^^^^^^^
Not until we find MH370
Posted by: Don LeFag at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (5rh/l)
Stupidity
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM (iJfKG)
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:37 AM (Mvg3c)
Putting the ass in Degrasse.
The black hole he's in is his head firmly planted up his own asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM (QX6xo)
Hands off my hand outs!
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer
Correct. Now, if you would be so kind as to return all the money you took from me during my working life for those benefits, including the interest I would have preferred to accrue to my estate, we'll be on our way.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:36 AM
Yep, I was forced onto medicare when I turned 65, they turned off my free tricare military retirement health care and it became a distant second payer to medicare. I had zero choice in the matter.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 11:43 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 11:43 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Archimedes
>From what I hear from the street, he's a crazed sex poodle like ManBearPig.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:43 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:43 AM (Fbc0I)
Man does that ever track
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:44 AM (Mvg3c)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk&t=113s
Looks good and not your typical RE flick.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (iJfKG)
Weapons was really fucked up, in a good way. It would be refreshing to see a different take on Resident Evil.
Posted by: Good movies are in short supply at April 30, 2026 11:44 AM (TbWk/)
THAT was the real masterstroke, and should have been defended against far better.
Posted by: Gman at April 30, 2026 11:30 AM (GfWuY)
In the 1990s, the ration of liberal to conservative professors in colleges was roughly 3:1.
And imbalance, but students would have to work really hard to avoid being exposed to a conservative teacher.
Today, it's over 9:1 with many departments having ZERO conservatives.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, most colleges are about to die because they are faced with a declining available population AND a populace awakening to the fact that for most degrees there is zero or negative return to spending money to go to college.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:44 AM (N1tpc)
THAT was the real masterstroke, and should have been defended against far better.
Posted by: Gman at April 30, 2026 11:30 AM (GfWuY)
I'd argue the media was captured first, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:45 AM (N1tpc)
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
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My best guess, someone turned off the lights in the planetarium gift shop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (XeU6L)
One French-language platoon, which had over 80 per cent non-citizens, was reportedly wracked by an inability to communicate fluently, a lack of respect towards female CAF members and infighting between Cameroonian and Côte d’Ivoire candidates.
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NATO partner? Stick a fork in them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (abIsI)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (X4KFY)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 11:41 AM (5rh/l)
Stupidity
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM (Mvg3c)
Sort-of.
Gref's Fifth Law: The total amount of human intelligence is a constant.
Fact: The number of humans constantly increases.
You do the math.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (+gA9j)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:47 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:47 AM (Gqar8)
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The SPLC exposure makes me wonder if the fed building bombing was financed by them. At the time, Clinton was desperate to counter Rush Limbaugh and referred (accused) to him negatively many times after. And let's not forget what the Clinton people did at Waco and Ruby Ridge.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 30, 2026 11:47 AM (g8Ew8)
The black hole he's in is his head firmly planted up his own asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM
Beat me to it, Sponge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Nw8s8)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar8)
But let's hand wave that away as 'magic time dilation.'
So, Neil, what are we supposed to do? Is it all pointless because you are a fucking hipster nihilist commie? Does your dorm room philosophy point to some deeper meaning in this or are you just expecting to hog to bong for a few minutes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 11:48 AM (bss/y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk&t=113s
Looks good and not your typical RE flick.
I'm confused. Why is Baron Harkonnen in this movie at 1:07?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
Beat me to it, Sponge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 11:48 AM
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead.
He put a gun to my head and this is what he said......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:49 AM (QX6xo)
One French-language platoon, which had over 80 per cent non-citizens, was reportedly wracked by an inability to communicate fluently, a lack of respect towards female CAF members and infighting between Cameroonian and Côte d’Ivoire candidates.
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NATO partner? Stick a fork in them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (abIsI)
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:49 AM (N1tpc)
The black hole he's in is his head firmly planted up his own asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:42 AM
Beat me to it, Sponge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Nw8s
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The technical term is "craniofossal inversion."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 11:49 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 11:50 AM (bss/y)
ON THE PLUS SIDE, most colleges are about to die because they are faced with a declining available population AND a populace awakening to the fact that for most degrees there is zero or negative return to spending money to go to college.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:44 AM (N1tpc)
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Even way back when, I got nothing useful back from my non-STEM courses in college. I enjoyed my history courses, but there wasn't anything in them I couldn't have picked up in my own reading.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 11:50 AM (vEZeu)
this would get back at Mike "The Grass" Tyson for the role he played in Pluto's demotion
NASA guy also has really big ears
have you seen this guys ears?
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (YZ0Fo)
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NATO partner? Stick a fork in them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (abIsI)
As an Albertan looking forward to independence, it suits me just fine that Canadian Forces are shooting themselves in the foot. Makes it that much easier for us to deal with them, should the Nazis in Ottawa try to use force against us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (utfVc)
Fact: The number of humans constantly increases.
You do the math.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (5rh/l)
LOL could be true. I guess what my proposition really depends on is whether one believes stupidity is something on its own or merely a lack of intelligence.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:44 AM (N1tpc)
Because of the insane costs now, a lot of folks outside of STEM and Business are essentially spending a couple hundred thou to-
develop a nice hobby for their time off from being a Starbuck's latte jockey.
Progressive institutional greed has murdered the affordable degree and with it their own jobs as professor an TAs and the like.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (yw3eV)
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Mike Benz will argue that the television 'news' media was created by the CIA. He seems convincing.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:52 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 11:52 AM (vEZeu)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Nobel winner. And appeared on TTBT.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:52 AM (YZ0Fo)
It's also another reason it isn't even close to both sides: violence is hard-coded into the left's political DNA. When your worldview is Power No Matter the Cost, morality must be flexible enough to allow any viable means to gain that power.
Of course, the core problem underneath it all is that they unwittingly serve the Father of Lies, who didn't have to work terribly hard at gassing up their self-love.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 30, 2026 11:53 AM (is8n9)
Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at April 30, 2026 11:53 AM (ATFdB)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Nobel winner. And appeared on TTBT.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:52 AM (YZ0Fo)
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Technical advisor on Interstellar and wrote a couple of papers on black holes based on the math the special effects team's work on creating the black hole for the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Y2NSe)
Sure, that's amusing as a one-off. I'm more interested in scale. You know, like Bolsheviks and Mensheviks killing each other on an industrial scale.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)
As an Albertan looking forward to independence, it suits me just fine that Canadian Forces are shooting themselves in the foot.
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Sounds like they'll be shooting each other in the foot soon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 11:53 AM (vEZeu)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (ZxPkt)
Interesting. I was going to say the government was captured first, then the media, so that would fit hand in glove.
And as I am fond of saying I recognize that The View is literally an op. These things just kind of... pop out to me. I don't go looking.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Nobel winner. And appeared on TTBT.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:52 AM (YZ0Fo)
Threshold Test Ban Treaty?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (N1tpc)
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Pretty sure Canada is well on their way to a military staffed entirely by mercenaries of 'former' members of the Chinese military.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (Dv3i1)
Every single one of them who attends is destined to be useless eater, sponging off the work of productive people and somehow finding themselves in a position of power which allows them to do just that.
*types* *deletes*.... *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes*
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (vJrRc)
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what's the buzz up there
does independence have a real chance?
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:52 AM (YZ0Fo)
Threshold Test Ban Treaty?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Typo. TBBT. the big bag theory.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar8)
Every single one of them who attends is destined to be useless eater, sponging off the work of productive people and somehow finding themselves in a position of power which allows them to do just that.
*types* *deletes*.... *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes*
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (vJrRc)
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You should wander through them and encourage them to tear the place up in the name of anti-colonialism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Ripley at
Never happened. Reporter on the scene told me so.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
this would get back at Mike "The Grass" Tyson for the role he played in Pluto's demotion
NASA guy also has really big ears
have you seen this guys ears?
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt
Plutonians get their flag back!
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 11:56 AM (yw3eV)
That should have read "which in turn shapes our worldview".
Man I hate phoneposting, it's difficult enough with overzealous autocorrect but I can barely see what I'm typing.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 30, 2026 11:56 AM (is8n9)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 11:54 AM (Dv3i1)
It's important to bring it military forces from outside the community.
They are FAR more willing to fire on the native populace.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:56 AM (N1tpc)
It's important to bring it military forces from outside the community.
They are FAR more willing to fire on the native populace.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:56 AM (N1tpc)
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But first, they have some old country debts to settle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
Ugh. Bang* I Prly need to give up for today.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (QX6xo)
As someone who's researched Medicare a good bit prior to my wife turning 65, it's not free.
- Medicare part A - inpatient hospital - is 'free' assuming you've worked enough quarters over your life and pays 80% of approved expenses with no maximum out of pocket for the rest.
- Medicare part B - outpatient stuff - has a monthly premium (currently starts at a bit over $200) which increases if you make too much money.
- Medicare part D - drugs has a monthly premium which increases if you make too much money.
- Medicare doesn't pay for dental, or vision, or hearing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)
Rub hands under arm hair
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (Kt19C)
Very odd that my mom, unfortunately a dyed in the wool BPD narcissist, actually left the D reservation some 15 years ago with the help of Brit Lass. Huge Trumper now. She's one who you would think would have stayed but honestly I think it's her intellect that got her out. Her other idiot children have had no such luck. I cannot believe these liberal shitstains are even related to me. Shut up.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
Ugh. Bang* I Prly need to give up for today.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
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I have a big bag theory right here!
*awaits for interpretation that would make it make sense*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Y2NSe)
Hands off my hand outs!
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer
Correct. Now, if you would be so kind as to return all the money you took from me during my working life for those benefits, including the interest I would have preferred to accrue to my estate, we'll be on our way.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)
The govt could for the healthcare deduction and be way ahead...but try to drop the entire senior population back onto private insurance or pay as you go. That would be super duper ugly...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
Welcome to my Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (QX6xo)
I wonder how much of that "disrespect" involved one of the africans raping a female platoon member.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (vJrRc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
There is always Thorazine.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
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You're talking about me aren't you...
Posted by: Rosie O'Fat at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (affD0)
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
Ugh. Bang* I Prly need to give up for today.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
Nah. Endeavor to persevere. Or keep building your castle in that Swamp.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Gqar8)
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Trump should issue an EO that it should remain a sub planet and Boasburg will order it to be a planet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 11:59 AM (bv1ic)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Gqar
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But the third one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:59 AM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar
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Go on...
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at April 30, 2026 11:59 AM (affD0)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (YZ0Fo)
Ugh. Bang* I Prly need to give up for today.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
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I have a big bag theory right here!
*awaits for interpretation that would make it make sense*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Y2NSe)
I have the feeling this would be a p0rn0 parody of The Big Bang Theory...
But there's no reason for them to change the name in the first place.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:59 AM (N1tpc)
What the Popular Mechanics article actually asserts is that within three years, the rate of increase in life expectancy will exceed one year per year. Arguable, but calling it "going backward in time" is just clickbait.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (FpP3s)
does independence have a real chance?
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (ZxPkt)
I think it does. And the complete clusterfuck that is our current Federal government is the best sales enhancer for independence that we could possibly have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (vEZeu)
Saw that yesterday.
Canada really is a banana republic.
This is pathetic.
"Our Managing Editor, Cosmin Dzsurdzsa has obtained a secret, internal bombshell report from the Canadian Forces Leadership and Recruit School. This 15 page document exposes shocking military secrets that Mark Carney is not sharing with the public. One critical platoon was revealed to be 83% non-citizen residents – many in Canada for just three months – and it descended into total dysfunction. Cultural infighting between Cameroonian and Ivorian factions within the CANADIAN Armed Forces. Repeated allegations of racism flying between squabbling tribes. A shocking lack of respect toward female members and instructors.
(Continued)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (C732X)
*spoiler: there's a massive amount of fraud. $38T to be exact.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (jehhT)
Its been going on for way longer - and step-by-step - than the more normal & reasonably read of this country realize. Aside: Of late, C19 gave them some cover to engage a few of their master plans. (Yeah, a conspiracy theory - unless it's not.)
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (NFX2v)
The report, authored by Lieutenant Colonel M.R. Kieley, is devastating. It likely crossed the desk of Prime Minister Carney, and now, I am sharing with you what he does not want known. Instructors watched cultural blocs clash constantly. Older permanent residents arrived expecting a “technical college,” not military discipline. Many couldn’t read training materials without help. Fitness levels cratered. Language barriers crippled communication.
(Cont)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (C732X)
Unless their mission is to wipe out our ruling class and grt us down to about 10 million good people, pass.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (Sco7b)
I have a big bag theory right here!
*awaits for interpretation that would make it make sense*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Y2NSe)
So, you're the moron doing scrotum inflation demos at the MOMEs.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (Gqar8)
Some training officers are now openly questioning whether non-Canadian citizens should even receive officer commissions. This is what happens when you trade standards for numbers. Canada’s military is supposed to defend the nation – not become a fractured social experiment.
The full report, which was never supposed to see the light of day, lays it all bare: the ethnic fractures, the plummeting competence, the warnings ignored.”
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:01 PM (C732X)
develop a nice hobby for their time off from being a Starbuck's latte jockey.
Progressive institutional greed has murdered the affordable degree and with it their own jobs as professor an TAs and the like.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iJfKG)
This is why staying home for college has gone bonkers. There's a reason GMU in Fairfax has become one of the most populated schools on the East Coast. It wasn't its initial pedigree, although as you gain all the smart kids who stay home, somehow your school gets better...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:01 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (Gqar
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I found it mildly diverting from time to time.
It's no Taskmaster (new episode tonight!).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:01 PM (Y2NSe)
Because of the insane costs now, a lot of folks outside of STEM and Business are essentially spending a couple hundred thou to-
develop a nice hobby for their time off from being a Starbuck's latte jockey.
Progressive institutional greed has murdered the affordable degree and with it their own jobs as professor an TAs and the like.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iJfKG)
Starting around 1967, US universities reformed their non-STEM classes from liberal arts education to a government-funded training academy for anti-Western Civilization activists and protestors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2026 12:02 PM (X4KFY)
They are FAR more willing to fire on the native populace.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:56 AM (N1tpc)
And in turn, I am much more willing to fire upon them than I would be to fire upon native-born Canadians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:02 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
... don't tempt me.
By the time their protest starts I will be up at my parents' being a productive member of society and building useful things instead of tearing down things I don't understand and destructively f*cktarding my way through life.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 12:02 PM (vJrRc)
As someone who's researched Medicare a good bit prior to my wife turning 65, it's not free.
- Medicare part A - inpatient hospital - is 'free' assuming you've worked enough quarters over your life and pays 80% of approved expenses with no maximum out of pocket for the rest.
- Medicare part B - outpatient stuff - has a monthly premium (currently starts at a bit over $200) which increases if you make too much money.
- Medicare part D - drugs has a monthly premium which increases if you make too much money.
- Medicare doesn't pay for dental, or vision, or hearing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
This is truth. Add in additional gap insurance such as plan G or N and add $200-300 a month.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
*awaits for interpretation that would make it make sense*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Y2NSe)
The big bag theory - the theory that Neil DeGrasse could be outwitted by a big bag of potatoes.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM
I guess it's just too far over my head. I've watched an episode or two and didn't find myself laughing once.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (QX6xo)
I found it mildly diverting from time to time.
It's no Taskmaster (new episode tonight!).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:01 PM (Y2NSe)
Penny the Whore wearing a Hillary Tshirt pretty well sums up the cast.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (Gqar8)
They are FAR more willing to fire on the native populace.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 11:56 AM (N1tpc)
And in turn, I am much more willing to fire upon them than I would be to fire upon native-born Canadians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:02 PM (utfVc)
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It seems like most imports view Western nations not as something to adhere to in any way shape or form but places to leech off of, either through increased economic activity or just straight welfare.
Honestly, I suspect the amount of fight an imported army would have to suppress the Canadian population would diminish quickly once actual fighting started.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: tubal
I never found it funny in the least. As I told my dad when he asked "I've seen porn with better acting and more sympathetic characters."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (svLOV)
Fact: The number of humans constantly increases.
You do the math.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 11:46 AM (5rh/l)
I've heard (and requoted) a similar equation: Brains times beauty is a constant. YMMV...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 30, 2026 12:04 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:51 AM (Mvg3c)
I think stupidity is more than just a lack of intelligence. It's a rejection of rationality and empiricism, of objective fact, of the idea that objective facts can even exist, the rejection of cause and effect, the refusal to accept that actions have consequences, the rejection of critical thinking of any kind. Stupidity is being taught, enforced, and reinforced by our educational system and our culture. Some people take pride in their stupidity, even though they don't call it by its name.
Posted by: Stupidity is far more active than we think at April 30, 2026 12:04 PM (TbWk/)
Penny the Whore wearing a Hillary Tshirt pretty well sums up the cast.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (Gqar
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Better than the daughter in the Gilmore Girls writing an essay about how awesome Hillary is.
Remember when TV was absent politics?
No, I do not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:04 PM (Y2NSe)
I remember ace's flirtation with it. I get that people think it's funny but I found it roughly as amusing as toenail fungus.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:04 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM
I guess it's just too far over my head. I've watched an episode or two and didn't find myself laughing once.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (QX6xo)
Eh, I just appreciated their gormless stupidity, and academic uselessness.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: tubal
I would like to Big Bang Kaley Cuoco
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM (C732X
That's EXACTLY how they're advertising it.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (QX6xo)
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Best to start in Season One. Later, the humor becomes more character-driven, and if you don't know who they are, the humor's not going to land. I know, because I had that experience myself.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Stupidity is far more active than we think at April 30, 2026 12:04 PM (TbWk/)
Not just people but entire groups
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (Mvg3c)
I remember ace's flirtation with it. I get that people think it's funny but I found it roughly as amusing as toenail fungus.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:04 PM (Mvg3c)
I wasn't a fan of Seinfeld, either, so there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (QX6xo)
*types* *deletes*.... *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes*
Posted by: FeatherBlade
You know what REALLY pisses me off?
By all rights...I should be one of that ilk. And I'd be materially much better off today if I were.
Here I am. Got my soul and little else. Yay me.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Y'know, if you keep building them on the same location, even if they collapse and all that, eventually you'll have enough rubble to make a solid foundation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 12:06 PM (vJrRc)
Honestly, I suspect the amount of fight an imported army would have to suppress the Canadian population would diminish quickly once actual fighting started.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (Y2NSe)
One is reminded of the Hessian mercenaries employed by the British against the American Colonists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:06 PM (utfVc)
Eh, I just appreciated their gormless stupidity, and academic uselessness.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM
There you go.
That's not really my style, so it tracks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:07 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:07 PM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 12:07 PM (GUOwU)
This is why staying home for college has gone bonkers. There's a reason GMU in Fairfax has become one of the most populated schools on the East Coast. It wasn't its initial pedigree, although as you gain all the smart kids who stay home, somehow your school gets better...
Have you seen the size of the new housing complex they just finished on the S side of 123? It's enormous. It used to be that GMU was a commuter school, but it looks like they're building it up now as a residential campus as well.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 12:07 PM (GUOwU)
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That's not fair.
Degrasse's planetarium hasn't burned down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:08 PM (Y2NSe)
There is however a listing for a shooting at Luigi's restaurant by a Ft. Bragg soldier in 2007.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 12:09 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:09 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: tubal
I never found it funny in the least. As I told my dad when he asked "I've seen porn with better acting and more sympathetic characters."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (svLOV)
It's a rather unfunny show. This is particularly pronounced when you watch some of the clips with the laugh tracks scrubbed out. It's just a string of cringe moments with an implied "please laugh" hanging in the air with the pathetic pall of an imploring Jeb Bush begging for applause.
Posted by: It pretty much sucked at April 30, 2026 12:09 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)
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There's just something about being able to read about an individual's life, their idealism, their identification with radical groups, their veganism that really makes it special when they blow themselves up in a spectacular display of stupidity. I'm a particularist, I suppose.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 12:10 PM (2ap+5)
Eh, I just appreciated their gormless stupidity, and academic uselessness.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:05 PM
There you go.
That's not really my style, so it tracks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:07 PM (QX6xo)
When I watch an episode I always think “ I would have beaten Sheldon Cooper to death inside of a week if he’d been my roommate.” Only a real pussy like Leonard would have put up whith his shit.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Brother Tim
Life's a bitch, ain't it?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 12:10 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:00 PM
I guess it's just too far over my head. I've watched an episode or two and didn't find myself laughing once.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:03 PM (QX6xo)
Eh, like most modern sitcoms, it is a "character comedy".
There aren't so many jokes as there are wacky situations that character X gets into or character Y deploys their catchphrase - The thing! He said the Thing! Hahaha!
So, you have to watch it for a while to get the characters and their eccentricities.
That being said...I found TBBT to be funny most of the time.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 12:10 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: It pretty much sucked
Exactly. But it brought in ratings so we were stuck with it.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (svLOV)
>>Better than the daughter in the Gilmore Girls writing an essay about how awesome Hillary is
The funny thing is that every character on that show, especially the females, was detestable and became increasingly detestable as the series progressed.
Except the Patriarch
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Three Stooges in Orbit at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (oftw2)
The funny thing is that every character on that show, especially the females, was detestable and became increasingly detestable as the series progressed.
Except the Patriarch
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (XV/Pl)
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I've seen roughly one half of one episode, that one with the essay.
I have a preference for another medium than television. Bet you can't guess which!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: It pretty much sucked
Exactly. But it brought in ratings so we were stuck with it.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (svLOV)
And all of the actors got filthy filthy rich.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (ATFdB)
Reminds me of my brother who is a Nurse talking about House M.D. "Most nurses would have beaten him with his cane within a day."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (svLOV)
That being said...I found TBBT to be funny most of the time.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 12:10 PM (iJfKG)
The last time I watched any of it, I was at a hotel bar in Denmark, the sound was off and the Closed Captioning was in Danish.
Now THAT was funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)
Defense attorneys claimed that Allen, 31, was not prepared to carry out a mass shooting in the room where Trump, first lady Melania and most of the top members of the administration were in attendance — because he had a pump-action shotgun.
the logic: a shotgun is a poor choice when planning an assassination, so obviously my client wasn't really serious about carrying out the attack! He just didn't think it thru.
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: tubal
I don't grudge them for that at all. It's not my money.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (svLOV)
This is why staying home for college has gone bonkers. There's a reason GMU in Fairfax has become one of the most populated schools on the East Coast. It wasn't its initial pedigree, although as you gain all the smart kids who stay home, somehow your school gets better...
Have you seen the size of the new housing complex they just finished on the S side of 123? It's enormous. It used to be that GMU was a commuter school, but it looks like they're building it up now as a residential campus as well.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)
Yup. But it's still a commuter school. They only house about 20% of the kids. Their philsophy is to admit almost everyone, and fail out those kids who don't care or try. I think that should be every college's concept. Real grades for everyone in every subject (one of my neighborhood kids failed out this year - didn't bother doing homework - at Yale as a disabled kid (b/c he does have some learning disabilities), he'd still have had an A).
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:13 PM (tOcjL)
There is however a listing for a shooting at Luigi's restaurant by a Ft. Bragg soldier in 2007.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 12:09 PM (I0N4X)
"murdered", if you please
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:13 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: tubal
I don't grudge them for that at all. It's not my money.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (svLOV)
eh, me neither. They caught lightning.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:13 PM (Gqar8)
There is however a listing for a shooting at Luigi's restaurant by a Ft. Bragg soldier in 2007.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 12:09 PM (I0N4X)
"murdered", if you please
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:13 PM (utfVc)
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"That CEO fell on my bullets!"
-Luigi
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:13 PM (Y2NSe)
the logic: a shotgun is a poor choice when planning an assassination, so obviously my client wasn't really serious about carrying out the attack! He just didn't think it thru.
It should hurt to say something so stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
I have a preference for another medium than television. Bet you can't guess which!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Radio serials!
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Damn...I thought no one would be able to get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Y2NSe)
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 12:15 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Archimedes
I know that the defense attorney has to make the attempt and I'm sure that even he thought it was stupid.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:15 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: Brother Tim
Life's a bitch, ain't it?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Eh. At least I'll be able to properly face my Creator when the time comes. Still got a lot to answer for, but anyway.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 12:15 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Damn...I thought no one would be able to get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Y2NSe)
I was sure it would be live stage performance.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:15 PM (Gqar8)
Reminds me of my brother who is a Nurse talking about House M.D. "Most nurses would have beaten him with his cane within a day."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (svLOV)
Nobody who did even 1/1024th of the crazy, unethical, and often criminal shit that the characters routinely perform and get away with on shows like House, Chicago Med, Grey's Anatomy, etc. would last five minutes in the real world of healthcare. They would be sacked or under emergency suspension, then in many cases prosecuted. You can only suspend disbelievf
Posted by: Beyond the suspension of disbelef at April 30, 2026 12:16 PM (TbWk/)
Under the new Florida congressional map, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will probably lose her seat
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly as a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
That made me laugh.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Harold Fraud, Jr at April 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
the logic: a shotgun is a poor choice when planning an assassination, so obviously my client wasn't really serious about carrying out the attack! He just didn't think it thru.
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (ZxPkt)
A pump-action shotgun loaded with buckshot is absolutely deadly at the range hew would have firing at, had he gained entry to the ballroom.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:16 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Suspension of typewriting skills at April 30, 2026 12:17 PM (TbWk/)
I don't doubt it. I think he's just trying to avoid any kind of disciplinary action for a less than fully committed defense.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)
Um... SR123 is a north-south road.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 12:17 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:17 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:17 PM (YZ0Fo)
It's lupus?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)
Um... SR123 is a north-south road.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Must be by the people who did that bridge at that Florida school.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Amaloyadosis
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Old Blighty at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)
Does any other school have 40k+ students and no team (not division 1, 2, or 3)...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (tOcjL)
the logic: a shotgun is a poor choice when planning an assassination, so obviously my client wasn't really serious about carrying out the attack! He just didn't think it thru.
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 12:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Now if you're a woman looking for a personal defense weapon...
Posted by: J Biden at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (nbLIj)
You can tell by his teeth.
Posted by: Old Blighty
Hugh Laurie. Played Berty Wooster.
Really good American accent he did as House.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (77rzZ)
238 There are billions and billions of reasons to dislike Carl Sagan.
Posted by: Three Stooges in Orbit at April 30, 2026 12:11 PM
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That's DOCTOR Sagan to you.
Posted by: Additional Reason at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (azNOR)
Under the new Florida congressional map, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will probably lose her seat
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly as a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
That made me laugh.
--
Yeah, I saw that early this morning and I got a chuckle. Ace sure has a way with words.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ZxPkt)
But he comes back the next show and no one says a thing, like they did with Kenny from South Park.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 12:22 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Don Black at
Can it have topless Christina Hendricks and January Jones scenes too?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 12:22 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Wow, can't believe you know what that is. That's what killed my dad 26 years ago. Since then, I have never known anyone who is even remotely familiar with it.
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 12:22 PM (FenX4)
I think the search engines are actively suppressing queries about stuff that doesn't fit the narrative.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:22 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Don Black
And Christina Hendricks in her underwear.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof
Oh man. I'm sorry. It's a nasty one. Medical family.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
So Neil Degrasse, former manager at a planetarium gift shop, really has a video out now called:
Mounting Evidence We Are In a Black Hole
No, my man, I'm afraid that's just you.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:37 AM
FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2026 12:24 PM (2/MrR)
https://youtu.be/J87hE4h1-nQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)
Someone pretending to be Benny Hill using the usual high quality BBC make up and effects?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof
Oh man. I'm sorry. It's a nasty one. Medical family.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
It took him quickly, so I'm at least thankful for that.
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 12:25 PM (FenX4)
Posted by: It pretty much sucked at April 30, 2026 12:09 PM (TbWk/)
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I'm in this camp.
Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2026 12:25 PM (G0vdT)
U.S. National Debt now growing by $180 million per hour — and $5 billion every day.
Current debt per taxpayer = $357,069
Posted by: Maj. Healey
......
The check is in the mail.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:25 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Don Black
Someone invent the small personal trampoline and have Christina Hendricks jump up & down on it every episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:26 PM (C732X)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: wth at Apri
Forget to sign it so they have to send it back. It'll give you a couple weeks if you're short.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)
Boy does that show suck.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (UjdFS)
NOOD
Ace is up: A Muslim Immigrant Goes on Stabbing Spree in Jewish Neighborhood in the UK
NOOD!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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right
it would be a running gag- and every time they kill Draper, it's a different method
fall out a window, crushed by an elephant, etc
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (ZxPkt)
"Best we can do is Whoopi Goldberg being raised and lowered by a forklift" - Netflix
Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Doof
Amyloidosis killed my wife of 40 years in 2020. It's awful, but thankfully, kind of rare. They are diagnosing more cases now as doctors are more familiar with it. Many people just died, being misdiagnosed.
Posted by: She Was Awesome! at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)
“Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,” they wrote in an 11-page filing on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (O7XEN)
I'm tired as shit hearing people say I'm on some kind of welfare. That is a lie.They do not know what they are talking about about. On top of that I've been paying into the system for decades until I retired this year.
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (9lqZe)
Now, who wants to cut old people and poor people off from free healthcare first? Oh, not nearly 50% of the nation? Much less 51% of elected officials?
Then it's not getting fixed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The fraud & mismanagement by the government (all levels) are often thanks to programs enabled by the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) through the expansion of supplemental benefits, particularly under the CHRONIC Care Act of 2018.
Non-profit food distribution, home healthcare 'resources' on every other block in urbanized areas, free meals for Medicare Advantage 'customers' w/dietary restrictions, now including Medicaid, via state Medicaid expansion.
But it's not universal, nor is it necessary benefitting a great deal of eligible seniors on Medicare Advantage but rather it - and similar programs - have turned into much broader, highly subsidized money makers w/little accountability & often found in urbanized areas.
See VA programs, too.
Shapiro Administration Highlights Governor’s Proposed Budget Investments to Provide Healthy Meals to Medicaid Recipients, Apr 2026.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (We5PL)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Henry Ossawa Tanner
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (C732X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (E0Pn9)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (C732X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: cmeat at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (C732X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (A5RD0)
Finally-
CBD is OCD and has to stir his Breakfast Manhattan-
1054 times exactly.
He must've got a late start.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (HdYcL)
I am going to assume there is detail in the shaded part that my phone just can't show.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (2RJDy)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (g/QcK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (TINjs)
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (QX6xo)
Sorry, I was caught behind a couple of boomers at the grocery store checkout.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (PSEDc
Me too. But I won’t gone say it.
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Weasel at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (1S3fY)
Mama is not happy.
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)
__________
Ain't no one going to be happy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 30, 2026 09:44 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 30, 2026 09:44 AM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Memory Unit at April 30, 2026 09:44 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 09:44 AM (gKWVE)
"I wanted you to become a doctor. But, no. You had to daub colors. After everything I've done for you..."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:45 AM (HdYcL)
"Alfalfa Wonders If Being the Trannie Little Rascal Will Really Help His Career"
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:45 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: red speck at April 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 09:45 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 30, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
Henry Ossawa Tanner
Fuggitaboutit lady. Portrait or photograph, you're sitting about the same amount of time.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (C732X)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (E0Pn9)
16 And the hand touching her face is wrong. For the thumb to be closest to the mouth, her arm would need to be crossing her body.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (ExV1e)
So, the obvious explanation is that she is being caressed by Thing.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (2RJDy)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: red speck at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (FenX4)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
I've seen that expression too, but not on my mom
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Old Skool at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Boomer at the grocery store checkout at April 30, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck at April 30, 2026 09:48 AM (Ve/HL)
I've seen that expression too, but not on my mom
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (gKWVE)
___________
*rrrrring, rrrring!*
"Hello?.. Oh, hi Cheryl!... Nothing...."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:48 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 30, 2026 09:48 AM (QaH55)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: tankdemon
The beauty of being over 29 and retired is that WE SIMPLY DONT CARE!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Joan Lunden For A Place For Mom at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (oftw2)
He didn't call.
Posted by: Thinking about last night's suitor at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
I've seen that expression too, but not on my mom
Posted by: gKWVE
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (C732X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (HdYcL)
"Widow Benson Wonders How She's Going to Work Cthulhu Into Her Sunday School Lessons at Happydale Baptist Church. The Old One is Growing Restless."
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 09:50 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM
Sorry. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn. I'll just go over and sit with the 'ettes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 09:50 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Madge at April 30, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:50 AM (5xoct)
It's his middle name. Perhaps a family name?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 09:50 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: tankdemon
I hope you gave them the same look as the mom in the painting.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 09:51 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thinking about last night's suitor at April 30, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck
The dudes had mommy issues.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 30, 2026 09:51 AM (TINjs)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:51 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 09:53 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
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... or a gerrymandered legislative district in Illinois.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 09:53 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*pats chair*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 09:53 AM (02Sat)
Cans go first! Taxable items go last!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Memory Unit
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Looks like she might be counting something down with her rocking. Look out Henry Ossawa (first and middle name trouble) when the counting is done.
Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Need Assistance at April 30, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: The history of memes at April 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 09:55 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 09:55 AM (jehhT)
Henry Ossawa Tanner's mom: None, dear, I don't really need all that much light, and there's no good news in the paper anyway. Don't you worry about me, I can do just fine on my own, like I always do. . . I don't see what all the fuss is about, really. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:55 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: ...Rest Thy Head at April 30, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 09:56 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Need Assistance
Make All illnesses Death, but that's not important now. You have a doctor's appointment in an hour.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:56 AM (C732X)
But I'd have to get a webcam.
Posted by: Thought bubble at April 30, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 09:57 AM (vFG9F)
Cans go first! Taxable items go last!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)
___________
I try to put the refrigerated stuff, fruits and veggies, dairy, etc. together so the cold stuff comes out first when I get home. The bagger usually puts the tomatoes in with a gallon of milk or the detergent with the bread.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:57 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 09:58 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (HdYcL)
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Orangello wasn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 09:58 AM (VdTX+)
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang.
*looks at mom*
*guess I'm fixing my own breakfast *
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 09:59 AM (totH9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 09:59 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Just got here at April 30, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 09:59 AM (+gA9j)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 09:59 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:55 AM (5xoct)
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Franpsycho's mom:
What is with you and 60 watt bulbs? You couldn't get 75?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:00 AM (RIvkX)
and taupe, mushroom, mud, mocha, espresso, beige, mahogany, umber, warm grey. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 10:00 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: For His Own Good at April 30, 2026 10:00 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at April 30, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:00 AM (iJfKG)
Private Ocasio-Cortez heroically extinguished a flaming river that an accounting business had set on fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 10:01 AM (C732X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 10:01 AM (HdYcL)
Anyways - ART - this actually just came up a few minutes ago. This is from Gemini. Some interesting stories from the art world I'm looking forward to learning more about.
Section 3: Visual & Surface Arts
Theme: The struggle to capture light, the danger of pigments, and the obsession with the perfect line.
The Lead White Poison: The "Venetian Ceruse" that gave painters the perfect white but slowly paralyzed and killed them.
Monet’s Cataracts: How the artist’s failing eyes turned his late water lilies into abstract explosions of red and purple.
The Blue of the Virgin: The extreme cost of Lapis Lazuli, often more expensive than gold, reserved only for the holiest figures.
The Anatomy Lessons: How Da Vinci and Michelangelo risked arrest and disease to dissect cadavers for "perfect" muscle sketches.
The Secret of the Camera Obscura: The controversial theory that the Old Masters used "optical cheats" to achieve photographic realism.
Mummy Brown: The macabre history of a pigment literally made from ground-up Egyptian mummies.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 10:02 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:02 AM (Wmg4n)
There are two buttons and every reasoning adult on earth must press one.
If you press the blue button nothing happens to *anyone* as long as more then 50% choose the blue button. If less then 50% choose the blue button all blue button pushers die
If you press the red button nothing happens you either way
Now, I think this is a dumb question for a reason I'll get into later if people are interested in this topic, but what would YOU press and why?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (sKqQm)
The Speed of Van Gogh: Painting Starry Night in a single feverish session while confined to an asylum.
The Vermeer Grid: The obsessive, pin-and-string method used to lock down perfect 3D perspective on a 2D canvas.
The Graphite Smugglers: When high-quality graphite was so rare it was guarded by the British Crown like a military secret.
The Watercolor Gamble: A medium that allows no mistakes—one drop of water can ruin a month of work.
The Daguerreotype Mist: The early photographers who sat in rooms filled with mercury vapor just to develop a single image.
The Charcoal Burners: The ancient, dirty process of turning willow branches into the artist’s most basic tool.
The Cinnabar Red: The "Dragon’s Blood" pigment that was highly toxic but gave the world its most vibrant vermilion.
The Stipple Obsession: Artists who created entire masterpieces using nothing but millions of tiny ink dots.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 10:00 AM
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https://youtu.be/gZAUXVw_TW4
Posted by: Classic Frasier at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)
The neighborhood is a shell of its former self
Jessie Alcheh/SFGATE
By Karen Palmer,
Los Angeles Food Editor
April 30, 2026
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Three guesses why "residents" are "afraid" to leave their homes?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
***********
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q74.0 - a limerick
If you analyze the painting more factually
You'll see that it's not her thumb, actually
It's her pinky, not her thumb
Gee how could you be so dumb
So as not to recognize clinodactyly?
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It's a Profile in Courage that you are able to post here after suffering such indignities.
Posted by: Bagger Who Don't GAF! at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: NBC Sports at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April
The hand is very bizarre. Maybe it’s supposed to be an artistic interpretation of someone else actually touching her face lovingly?
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Wmg4n)
So if you put your frozen stuff together he probably will too...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (sKqQm)
Or about the same number of slang terms that guys have for boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 10:05 AM (5xoct)
For the sake of this exercise you have to, but assume you automatically die I guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:05 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 10:06 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 10:06 AM (vFG9F)
Then I found out about the RGB scale on computers. Like, #999900. More like a dark gold.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:06 AM (gKWVE)
Did they select the colors intentionally?
Blue = suicidal empathy
Push red
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 10:06 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It's a Profile in Courage that you are able to post here after suffering such indignities.
Posted by: Bagger Who Don't GAF! at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (oftw2)
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Boomers know how to bag. You youngsters are all cattywampus with the bagging.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:07 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 10:07 AM (vFG9F)
You people have baggers!!???!!!???
My standard joke when I'm bagging my own is "In my mind, I'm always the fastest bagboy EVER, but then I do this and reality strikes."
Usually gets a smile and chuckle from people in line.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Sco7b)
Jasmine Crockett: “The level of disrespect that is continuously lobbed against us as black women. I am one of the 535 most powerful people in this country. And for some reason, you think we on the same level, but you gonna disrespect me?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)
You would think, eh?
I do that and include one insulated bag for the cold items. Then the bagger puts the triscuits and soup in that bag. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (5xoct)
If you analyze the painting more factually
You'll see that it's not her thumb, actually
It's her pinky, not her thumb
Gee how could you be so dumb
So as not to recognize clinodactyly?
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (I0N4X)
Doctors convince themselves of things which normal people see to be false. She has a demon hand. Accept it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (ExV1e)
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And might work well in a limerick.
************
No. No it would not.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: George W at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (a992C)
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 10:02 AM (Sco7b)
Great...just great. I was the Pharaoh of all Egypt had 5000 slaves,
and I wind up as the iris in some spooky alien kid's painting by Margaret Keane hanging in a Motel 6 off Route 66!
Posted by: The Angriest Mummy at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: James Brown at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (vFG9F)
Japan Explores Low-Cost Cardboard Drones That Could Be Difficult to Detect for Potential Military Use
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)
Stay for the grocery store checkout tips.
Posted by: AoS pop up advertisement at April 30, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Have to wonder if this was response to Whistler's Mother painting. Homage or humor.
Posted by: JTB at April 30, 2026 10:10 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (DfAB9)
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Wmg4n)
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Am I the only one who initially read that as "autistic?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: fd
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I recall being fairly judgmental of how groceries were bagged while at the store with mom as a young child. Specifically, don't crush the potato chips!
Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)
There are two buttons and every reasoning adult on earth must press one.
If you press the blue button nothing happens to *anyone* as long as more then 50% choose the blue button. If less then 50% choose the blue button all blue button pushers die
If you press the red button nothing happens you either way
Now, I think this is a dumb question for a reason I'll get into later if people are interested in this topic, but what would YOU press and why?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:03 AM (sKqQm)
I think I’d look for a Cadet Kirk type Kobayashi Maru test hack that would allow me a failsafe option that would ensure my survival!
But first glance it seems like everyone should choose red… all should agree on red and we’re all okay. Blue seems risky
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (+gA9j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:11 AM (I0N4X)
Except Trader Joe’s. No self checkout( at least not the one I go to). I’m always Amazed how they manage to fit 17 items into one bag.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:12 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at April 30, 2026 10:12 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 10:13 AM (Fbc0I)
Whenever there's a line of people in a hurry behind me,
I like to place each item in it's own paper bag separately.
It's more hygienic!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:13 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: muldoon
++++
Exactly.
Posted by: Smart ass in the back row at April 30, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)
And... *poof!* goes your seat. That's power.
Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2026 10:15 AM (3arSl)
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 10:15 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)
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At last! A practical use for origami!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:15 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:12 AM (th4KY)
Winnco has the customers bag their own groceries. I like that, because nobody knows how to bag groceries correctly except me. Also, it's a great store with sometimes far lower prices. Excellent bulk foods selection.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 30, 2026 10:15 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:16 AM (rzCjW)
Posted by: muldoon
++++
Exactly.
Posted by: Smart ass in the back row
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You said that compactly.
Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2026 10:16 AM (2bFN5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:17 AM (2sfNr)
Gladly, since I don't have to carry on a meaningless conversation with a cashier or wait for some 16 yr old cashier to hurry up because she's in no hurry since her shift just started.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 10:17 AM (C732X)
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Be sure to bring a quarter for the grocery cart deposit.
Posted by: Aldi at April 30, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)
When I played D&D ages ago it was playing a game where you are a character in a LOTR world - a medieval world with non-human intelligent creatures, magic, and grand evil threats.
But I see a common way people play now is some weird thing where they pretend to seduce NPCs played by your friends and deal with very modern sort of issues.
Out: We must journey through the swamp of doom to get the book of knowledge to defeat Garmon the Dark Lord before he enacts the ritual of destruction
In: I role for seduce against the bisexual female Tiefling with the big boobs in the tavern (note the DM is male, the player is male)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (v0R4U)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (8mulE)
So if you put your frozen stuff together he probably will too...
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One reason to do self checkout. You bag. So, instead of 23 bags with odd assortments in each, I have 4 bags, each with similar size/shape or product in each.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at April 30, 2026 10:19 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aldi
Car key pushed in the slot defeats that lock.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 10:19 AM (C732X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
Carl Sargent's "city of greyhawk" box was full of weird therapeutic shit like this. Later I found out that Sargent had literal degrees in psychology and a PhD in parapsychology.
Actual real-life Peter Venkman.
The 1970s and early 1980s were... different.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:20 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 30, 2026 10:20 AM (dmDsy)
When I played D&D ages ago it was playing a game where you are a character in a LOTR world - a medieval world with non-human intelligent creatures, magic, and grand evil threats.
But I see a common way people play now is some weird thing where they pretend to seduce NPCs played by your friends and deal with very modern sort of issues.
Out: We must journey through the swamp of doom to get the book of knowledge to defeat Garmon the Dark Lord before he enacts the ritual of destruction
In: I role for seduce against the bisexual female Tiefling with the big boobs in the tavern (note the DM is male, the player is male)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)
Finally!
Now can we all agree the D&D is gay?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:20 AM (iJfKG)
If 100% of people press red no one is hurt. And you can literally tell everyone that out of the gate.
So it does just become a proxy for virtue signaling.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:21 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM
Not any more.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 10:21 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 10:21 AM (OUMaO)
People including painters can love their mom even if she's looking tired.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:21 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:21 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
*clears throat*
It’s kittywampus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 10:21 AM (STxG3)
_-_
I know it's not one of my better traits, but I like to see how deep of a conversation I can get people in in the few seconds available (without delaying anyone, of course). Great fun in elevators.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:22 AM (rzCjW)
Out: We must journey through the swamp of doom to get the book of knowledge to defeat Garmon the Dark Lord before he enacts the ritual of destruction
In: I role for seduce against the bisexual female Tiefling with the big boobs in the tavern (note the DM is male, the player is male)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)
Finally!
Now can we all agree the D&D is gay?
Posted by: naturalfake
This, this shit is why you should gatekeep the living shit out of your hobbies.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (OUMaO)
On this there can be no debate!
Posted by: Person raised in the Deep South at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Misogyny, trans-genocide and Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:22 AM (rzCjW)
People like you are why the "Despite the look on my face, you're still talking" t-shirt exists.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (ExV1e)
Yes, that's a very nice painting. He also has some lovely landscapes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
When I was recovering post-surgery last year I had a nurse who had never heard "cattywampus" before. I'm not sure what to make of that fact.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:22 AM (rzCjW)
What is the ONE, TRUE religion?
And why can't people understand that...
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Misogyny, trans-genocide and Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Dv3i1)
Global warming.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: Caveman Artist at April 30, 2026 10:25 AM (lI1ZI)
_-_
Yup.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:25 AM (rzCjW)
On this there can be no debate!
Posted by: Person raised in the Deep South
My very Minnesotan mother said it that way too, where I got it from.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 10:25 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (ExV1e)
It's ironic, isn't it?
Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 30, 2026 10:25 AM (a992C)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Misogyny, trans-genocide and Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Dv3i1)
Global warming.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:24 AM (th4KY)
Chemtrails
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 10:25 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:23 AM (th4KY)
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Unless Dr. J went full tranny.
/Who?
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 10:26 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Brother Tim
Sinister whisper: "Female space marines will bring in a whole new demographic of customers..."
Posted by: Lies of the Modern Audience at April 30, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
I live in New England, if I make small talk with people in an elevator they make a face like they just saw roadkill.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 10:26 AM (krlmU)
____
Kurt Cobain in Nirvana's song "All apologies" released in 1993 sang that "everyone is gay". Not so funny anymore, is it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:27 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
the invasive Australian drop bear
Posted by: gKWVE won't go to Florida at April 30, 2026 10:28 AM (gKWVE)
_-_
Ah, the warmth of the east coast.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:29 AM (rzCjW)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Q8X17)
Posted by: Yeah, I'm that guy at April 30, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 10:31 AM (ox2jc)
In: I role for seduce against the bisexual female Tiefling with the big boobs in the tavern (note the DM is male, the player is male)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)
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There's absolutely ZERO reason to buy any modern D&D materials. Get the 1st or 2nd editions of the PHB and DMG, both of which should be readily available in PDF format somewhere on the web. Then go to town shaping your campaign how YOU want to play.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:32 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:32 AM (rzCjW)
Similarly, it's cata-cornered, not kitty-cornered.
eg: His house was cata-cornered from my house.
Fight me.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 10:32 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:33 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
*crabwalks away*
Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at April 30, 2026 10:33 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:32 AM (gnNyN)
I still got mine on my bookshelf.
Fuck WotC.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:33 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Yeah, I'm that guy
Sounds like a Progressive Insurance - Don't become your parents commercial.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)
Fuck WotC.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:33 AM (E6xSb)
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Same here!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)
" I am one of the 535 most powerful people in this country. "
President Trump just entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2026 10:34 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Just how dark some things are at April 30, 2026 10:34 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:27 AM (Dv3i1)
The last song Nirvana recorded was “I Hate Myself And Want To Die” off of the Beavis and Butt-head Experience.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:35 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:35 AM (D4VUo)
But I could honestly care less about your gammy's lumbago, your uncle Sid's gout or your mom's 5th divorce.
I'm 14 hours into an 8 hour workday and I'd just like to get home, cook dinner and go to bed before this shit starts all over at 3:30.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 10:35 AM (C732X)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 30, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Similarly, it's cata-cornered, not kitty-cornered.
eg: His house was cata-cornered from my house.
Fight me.
Posted by: one hour sober
Careful, this will soon spiral into a "bless your heart" level conflict.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:35 AM (Dv3i1)
It gets better maybe 1996 when people like Monte Cook and Bruce Cordell drifted in, likely because Williams was trying to sell the company.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:36 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:36 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 30, 2026 10:37 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
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Her sammiches are not good.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:32 AM (gnNyN)
You can always use any of the other 15 systems to do the same thing. Most of which are much more fun, and don't have the "We must drag out this IP and suck as much money from it as possible" thing going on. (And a huge chunk of which are out of copyright.)
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:38 AM (D4VUo)
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 10:39 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
It's all for the best. The Asian Jumping Worm may kill us all.
Posted by: Invasive, Becoming Pervasive at April 30, 2026 10:39 AM (oftw2)
What made her one of the 535 most powerful people and who made up the list?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Yl2Ob)
It gets better maybe 1996 when people like Monte Cook and Bruce Cordell drifted in, likely because Williams was trying to sell the company.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:36 AM (gKWVE)
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I never much cared for the Greyhawk campaign setting in general. I thought Forgotten Realms was much more fun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:39 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: your southern grandmother at April 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)
Jasmine Crockett:
" I am one of the 535 most powerful people in this country. "
535, huh?
Who knew that there is such a shortage of loud, hateful, racist, obnoxious fat black women-
that they've gained in value like dry-wall cooper wiring?
Who could possibly have predicted?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:40 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:12 AM (th4KY)
Yeah, and I love self-checkout. No small talk with the cashier, and if I am just grabbing five items, it’s faster.
People bawl and whine about that like it’s some massive chore. If you so desperately need the chit chat and are in too much agony to bag yourself, go through a traditional checkout line.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:40 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 30, 2026 10:15 AM (PSEDc)
Absolutely correct. Well, and the occasional cashier that I like. (I took years ago to placing my groceries on the conveyor in the order/by the grouping in which I would like them bagged. Just to prevent the clerk from putting the cans of soup on top of the loaf of bread.)
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:40 AM (D4VUo)
_-_
All are worthwhile whom God created and for whom Christ died, but, aside from that?
Yep.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:40 AM (v0R4U)
Similarly, it's cata-cornered, not kitty-cornered.
eg: His house was cata-cornered from my house.
**********
Thanks, Clavin!
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:40 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:41 AM (iJfKG)
I thought millenials all lived on their phones 24/7.
Would have made sense if it was GenX or Boomers. But millenials? Makes no sense.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:41 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
I lob disrespect at her because I vehemently disagree with Statism and because of her own disrespect. I’m following MLKJr to a T: I’m not judging the bitch because of the color of her skin but by the content of her shitty character.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:43 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
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Her sammiches are not good.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)
They're practically sh**.
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:43 AM (D4VUo)
_-_
Crockett seems unclear on the concept of "representative".
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:43 AM (rzCjW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Yl2Ob)
She's a member of Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:43 AM (ExV1e)
https://youtu.be/dxwWKaL1iCQ
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 10:43 AM (Dv3i1)
I thought millenials all lived on their phones 24/7.
Would have made sense if it was GenX or Boomers. But millenials? Makes no sense.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:41 AM (th4KY)
If only we evaluated people as individuals, not by when they were born.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)
>Can we talk about the lump on my neck? It speaks to me.
Posted by: Senator Fetterman at April 30, 2026 10:44 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:40 AM (E6xSb)
Bro, chill!! lol
I love self checkout precisely because of what you said. However from a business standpoint point it was fucking genius how stores got customers to provide the labor they once had to pay for. Thats all.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:44 AM (th4KY)
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:38 AM (D4VUo)
GURPS
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:45 AM (E6xSb)
So if you put your frozen stuff together he probably will too...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:04 AM (sKqQm)
As I said, I started doing that ages ago.
And it didn't work with some.
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:45 AM (D4VUo)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:44 AM (th4KY)
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People probably would have taken to it long, long ago but I know some grocery stores are unionized. Including the baggers.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:45 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:46 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 30, 2026 10:46 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:46 AM (sKqQm)
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Ravenloft.
I loved that setting.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:46 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 30, 2026 10:46 AM (sl73Y)
_-_
More likely, they remember when none of the mobile versions of websites (or phone "apps") actually worked correctly.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:47 AM (v0R4U)
I love self checkout precisely because of what you said. However from a business standpoint point it was fucking genius how stores got customers to provide the labor they once had to pay for. Thats all.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:44 AM (th4KY)
No, seriously, I’m not used to that take. I’m used to people bitching about it like it’s some affront to humanity. And, working in a store as my side hustle, I 100% agree with the business standpoint. It’s worth remembering that of every $1 you spend, 0.01 of that is profit to the store. They must find ways to cut corners and get you to buy more. If they could miracle the product onto the shelves at night, they’d do it in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)
Best thing he ever did was eating that shotgun.
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song...
Posted by: Remington at April 30, 2026 10:48 AM (QP+6w)
But I’m glad they still have the “normal” checkout lines because my dear parents are tech challenged enough they’d never get out of the store if they had to do it themselves
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 10:49 AM (+gA9j)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:45 AM (gnNyN)
Kroger stores. Mine, fortunately, is not. If it ever goes union I am out. I will not work for two chains of command, one of which is parasitic in nature.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:49 AM (E6xSb)
Original Setting (1981/1983): It was placed in the Thanegioth Archipelago within the Sea of Dread in the world of Mystara.
Later Appearances: The island was moved to the Greyhawk setting (in Dungeon #114), the Feywild in 4th Edition, and the Plane of Water in 5th Edition's Dungeon Master's Guide.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 10:49 AM (sKqQm)
Guess there were too many five finger discounts.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Heroq
>One thing is for certain; I ain't looking thru code books for produce. Let the bluehairs do that, and give me a couple of bags of ice.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 10:51 AM (Fbc0I)
I generally do self checkout but I often chat with whoever is hanging around the area since I go grocery shopping almost every day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:51 AM (ExV1e)
Later Appearances: The island was moved to the Greyhawk setting (in Dungeon #114), the Feywild in 4th Edition, and the Plane of Water in 5th Edition's Dungeon Master's Guide.
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Huh. I guess I was wrong. I thought for sure "Islands of Dread" was a Ravenloft region.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:52 AM (gnNyN)
I should have known that was the number. Sorry. I think people in Congress are for the most Part entitled loudmouths. I don't think that makes them the most important people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:52 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:52 AM (th4KY)
Every danged aisle, every trip.
I guess designating a "sweeper" to go collect them all every half-hour is out of the question.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Irish Need Not Apply at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (oftw2)
Later Appearances: The island was moved to the Greyhawk setting (in Dungeon #114), the Feywild in 4th Edition, and the Plane of Water in 5th Edition's Dungeon Master's Guide.
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Huh. I guess I was wrong. I thought for sure "Islands of Dread" was a Ravenloft region.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:52 AM (gnNyN)
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I found my source of confusion. "Islands of Terror" was the name of isolated regions of Ravenloft, while the setting as a whole was known as the "Domain of Dread."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (rzCjW)
The artist's talent really shines through in the left half of the painting.
Yoiiks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just arrived, still acclimatizing at April 30, 2026 10:54 AM (9wnX8)
So if the package of meat says 1.5 lbs and it weighs .65 lbs you're getting ripped off.
That 1.5lbs @ $3.75 is now about a third less product for the same price.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 10:54 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Irish Need Not Apply at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (oftw2)
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I've only got one arrow for my bow, but let's go Hunt the Wumpus!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 10:54 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:52 AM (2sfNr)
Given that she was a junior member of the minority party in the House, and that she gave up her seat to be beaten in the Senate primary, her delusion that she's one of the 535 most powerful people (until January when she'll be unemployed) is pretty laughable, even by Congressional standards.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:54 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:54 AM (2sfNr)
"Go" is one of my favorite movies.
I wish they'd re-release it on blu-ray or 4k so I could get a nice copy at a good price.
But, no it's not a Christmas movie. Though I suppose even though it occurs during Christmas, you might be able to torture an Easter interpretation out of it.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:55 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Irish Need Not Apply at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (oftw2)
lol. No.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 10:49 AM (+gA9j)
Introverts unite! Alone! Indoors!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 30, 2026 10:56 AM (dK+Kv)
And then you sit through an agonizing "override" process while the people around you wonder WTF... which is why people tend to ignore it because it's a hassle to fix.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Irish Need Not Apply at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM (oftw2)
Boobs?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (ExV1e)
Then you walk into the main store and find the flat carts are sitting everywhere, unattended and loaded with stock to be put on the shelves.
Pisses me off
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (kJmSS)
Every danged aisle, every trip.
I guess designating a "sweeper" to go collect them all every half-hour is out of the question.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 10:53 AM
*****
We fixed that with this one weird trick!
Posted by: Aldi at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2sfNr)
Yes there is.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (Mvg3c)
*rolls eyes*
You are just arguing in your spare time.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I loved GURPS in the day. Then SJG abandoned it for Munchkin, I figured out how much money I'd wasted on it, and was gaming less and less anyway. (Also depression's been wearing away my brainpower for a while now. Not quite as sharp up top as once I was.)
I own almost no RPG materials of any kind anymore. Haven't played in a couple of years beside. I miss it but mostly for the social aspects now.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: cmeat at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2sfNr)
Yes there is.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (Mvg3c)
Poor formatting. You didn't include the post Fen was replying to which is needed to make the joke. Be better. 😉
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2026 10:57 AM (kJmSS)
They do, but now we can't redraw their boundaries.
See? Topical!
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:00 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
A little light cleaning and proper conservatorship will bring it back to market value.
Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at April 30, 2026 11:00 AM (abIsI)
_-_
Reminds me of the ol' "Boot to the head" gag.
"Beat people up?"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajEOZ4tBqjQ
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 11:00 AM (rzCjW)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
That's just the kind of thing a leftist would say.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:00 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 11:01 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:00 AM (Mvg3c)
That's abuse, I came here for an argument.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 11:02 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 30, 2026 10:58 AM (dK+Kv)
Your five minutes is up.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 11:02 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (kJmSS)
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Having spent some considerable time in health care waiting rooms, I grew a little tired of seeing people sitting around, isolated, as though they were in a funeral parlor. So, I just started striking up conversations with perfect strangers. Most folks are amenable to that, given a friendly approach. I think the key is to find some introductory approach that has nothing to do with the immediate circumstance. "How are you folks today?" works well in the South. Traffic and weather are always topics to get things under way. Before you know it, you'll find out where they are from, where they went to school etc.
This almost always results in nice conversations.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 30, 2026 11:04 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2026 11:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 11:11 AM (v0R4U)
Posted by: cmeat at April 30, 2026 11:55 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at April 30, 2026 12:07 PM (R11M+)
The Morning Report — 4/ 30/26
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Good morning kids. Unfortunately, my dear wonderful wife is addicted to listening to the inbred mouth-breathing credibly-accused intern-murderer Joe Scarborough and his blonde bimbo concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov on MSNSDAP, who almost daily give a platform to deranged scumbag racial arsonist Al Sharpton. While I do my very best to tune all of them out today the wailing and moaning of feces-to-the-face bootblack Sharpton are music to my ears as he flips his sewer-lid medallion over yesterday's glorious victory of America and civilization over his and his ilk's multigenerational strangulation of them.
The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday sharply limited the ability of states to consider race when drawing congressional maps, a decision that could reshape the balance of power in Washington and intensify redistricting battles ahead of the 2026 midterms. Writing for the majority, Justice Samuel Alito struck down Louisiana’s congressional map, which included two majority-black districts, as an unconstitutional racial gerrymander. In the court’s 36-page opinion, Alito emphasized that “the Constitution almost never permits the Federal Government or a State to discriminate on the basis of race,” framing the central question as whether compliance with the Voting Rights Act justifies such actions. For the court’s conservative wing, the answer was no.Alito and the five other justices were absolutely correct, moral and courageous in upholding the ideals of our Constitution and the ideals behind the concept that undergirds our society, "American Exceptionalism": that is that our founding and society are the exception to every other society in history, which was based on tyranny and oppression of the citizenry. No doubt this is a big victory but I have a niggling (racist?) feeling that SCOTUS threw us a bone with this insofar as they've already made up their minds that they are going to preserve, protect and defend the bastardization of the 14th Amendment that allows foreigners to spawn on our shores to proclaim the babies as American citizens and then magically transmogrify the parents, uncles, aunts, cousins and others born elsewhere as Americans and ship them all in to become Democrat voters and welfare recipients. For sure the win yesterday is a gut punch for the Democrat/Leftists, but losing birthright citizenship would potentially be catastrophic for them. Unfortunately, Dobbs, Bruen and this ruling aside, SCOTUS and every court in the land cannot be trusted to do the right thing. Especially given what President Trump and many decent ordinary Americans have had to endure in the wake of J/6, School board and Pro-life protests that saw them persecuted by judges and prosecutors at the behest of Biden/Obama and their minions. With the clock running down on the Trump miracle administration, there is also talk about Alito and or Clarence Thomas retiring, who can the President turn to or trust to advise him as to replacements?
On Wednesday, the 2nd U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that the president had raised his arguments too late.I'll complete the thought for the hack-in-black..."If only he didn't survive that assassination attempt, we'd hear the case... And then rule against him after they shoved the orangeman casket into the ground." And of course we have this that undergirds my fears about Birthright Citizenship:
The three liberal judges — all of whom usually support pro-migration claims — suggested they might block Trump’s actions on the claim that Trump may be partially motivated by racially discriminatory “animus.”Finally there's this insanity. And note who the judge is.
Brnovich,Judge Susan Brnovich of the U.S. District Court for the District of Arizona on Tuesday said that the state’s voter registration list is not subject to requests from the U.S. Attorney General. Brnovich, a Trump appointed-judge, dismissed the case with prejudice because an amended complaint would be “legally futile.” The dismissal follows after after judges have ruled against the Justice Department’s attempted to obtain at least 30 states and the District of Columbia’s constituents date of birth, address, driver’s license numbers, and partial Social Security numbers. The Trump administration seeks the data to ensure states are complying with federal election laws and to check the citizenship status of individuals on the voter rolls.Gevalt. Alito and Thomas cannot and will not hang on forever, despite Thomas knowing full well where this nation is headed. God bless him for hanging on. Every second he lasts gives us a fighting chance, however brief.
Have a great day! One final totally random musing... Color me jaded but let's say that if I were a late night host and quipped "The Meathead got a meat cleaver" about Rob Reiner, I don't think I'd get the guffaws or invocation of the First Amendment that homunculus Kimmel got. And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
- While the world was once again forced to hold its collective breath on Saturday evening as an attempted assassin sought to slay U.S. President Donald Trump, the safety of populists throughout the West has become an increasing concern.
Brexit Boss Nigel Farage Reveals His Home Was Targeted in Firebombing Attack - ‘… Perhaps now we know why the Biden junta did not want to share its Planned Parenthood records with Congress,’ Sen. Ernst wrote.
Senator: Biden Agency Used ‘Benghazi’ To Hide Emails On Planned Parenthood Loans
- Lawmakers adopted the procedural measure in a 216-210 vote, which cleared the way for Congress to renew the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) section 702, which allows for warrantless surveillance of foreign nationals’ communications with Americans ahead of a Thursday deadline. Republican leaders have engaged in lengthy negotiations with members who wanted to amend section 702 to add restrictions to the surveillance of U.S. citizens’ communications.
Republicans Poised To Allow Continued Unfettered Government Spying On American Citizens
- TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
- Leftists are minimizing the latest assassination attempt directed against Donald Trump, but a Supreme Court bio warned us they would.
Alito Warned Us The Left Would Welcome The Latest Trump Assassination Attempt
- Miranda Devine: WHCD shooting suspect Cole Allen’s toxic Blue Sky history shows China’s dangerous hold on our social media
WHCD shooting suspect Cole Allen’s toxic Blue Sky history shows China’s dangerous hold on our social media AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN! - Speaking in a phone interview with Axios earlier in the day, Trump explained that he rejected a proposal from Tehran that would have involved reopening the Strait of Hormuz and easing the blockade before addressing the nuclear issue, making clear he will not lift the blockade until Iran agrees to U.S. demands.
Trump Vows to Maintain Iran Blockade Until Nuclear Terms Met — Tehran Threatens ‘Unprecedented’ Response
< - The cost update comes as the war nears the 60-day mark. Under the 1973 War Powers Resolution, military operations lasting more than 60 days require congressional approval, with leeway for the President to request a 30-day extension. At present, the House has failed to pass a war powers resolution, while the Senate has consistently blocked measures to end the war.
Iran War Has Cost $25 Billion So Far, Pentagon Confirms.
- The war on Iran is now an economic one.
The Silent Siege* * * * * - "Heinrich Himmler Accuses Warsaw Ghetto Jews of War Crimes for Resisting Deportation to Treblinka" - jjs
Moulton: Hegseth ‘Guilty’ of War Crimes Like Nazi Submarine Captains
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - The conservative majority ruled 6-3 that the map “is an unconstitutional gerrymander,” but stopped short of scrapping Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act.
U.S. Supreme Court Voids Race-Based Redistricting Map in Louisiana
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The three liberal judges — all of whom usually support pro-migration claims — suggested they might block Trump’s actions on the claim that Trump may be partially motivated by racially discriminatory “animus.”
Lobbies, Liberals Ask SCOTUS to Override Trump’s Haiti Policy THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - The investigation could lead to significant legal consequences for Minnesota’s top officials if they are found complicit. Tim Walz already abandoned a reelection bid earlier this year as coverage of Somali fraud in the state on his watch ramped up.
Vance Confirms Walz, AG Ellison Being Investigated in Somali Fraud Probe. DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - While the country breezes past the question of whether states can compact away the Electoral College, the same loophole is being used to build compacts arguably more invasive.
How Interstate Licensing Agreements Became Shadow Governments Policing Your Job
- Divisions stem from disputes over the Save Our Bacon Act, a provision tied to federal limits on state agricultural standards and one particular amendment that would prevent states from implementing their own pesticide labeling and bar consumers from suing pesticide companies.
Cracks Emerge In Swamp’s Pork-Stuffed Farm Bill As Lawmakers Revolt Over Big Pesticide Immunity
- ‘The bureaucratic control that the left has is a huge problem … and so we’re trying to give [the conservative movement] a laser-focused strategy for [combatting] this,’ SLI Founder Noah Wall told The Federalist.
How This Conservative Group Is Breaking The Bureaucrat Bloat Wrecking Red States
- A Los Angeles business owner has revealed he is the one behind a phone call recording with Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, just days before the infamous Palisades Fire last year.
Blowing in the wind Karen Bass caught in shocking recording just days before Palisades Fire WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM li>One man is in his 70s, and the other is in his 30s. The stabbing left them seriously wounded.
Stabbing of Two Jewish Men in London Declared a ‘Terrorist Incident’
- These kids today and their jihads.
English Boy Converts to Islam, and the Shenanigans Begin
- The Japanese don't want to end up feeling like outsiders in their own country.
Japan: Thousands Protest Mosque Construction, Muslim Burial Project Also Halted
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - The vile remarks, which were made over Zoom by a coop member, prompted applause from at least 50 people who were attending the meeting in person, according to multiple witnesses.
Vile antisemitic outburst at Park Slope Coop meeting sparks outrage: ‘Jewish supremacism is a problem in this country’
- Highlighting individuals like President Donald Trump, Victor Davis Hanson, Hugh Hewitt, and Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) was my attempt to turn the spotlight away from Carlson and onto the many stalwart friends Jews have in the West, particularly in the United States.
2026’s Non-Carlsons: Prominent Non-Jews Who Stand With Jews and Israel SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - On Wednesday, the 2nd U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that the president had raised his arguments too late. ("If only he didn't survive the assassination attempt, we'd hear the caae" - jjs)
Federal Appeals Court Rejects Trump’s Challenge to E. Jean Carroll Defamation Verdict
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - ‘The Commission agrees that it may not consider irrelevant factors in performing its function and specifically agrees that it will not take into account the perceived political beliefs, political speech, or labor practices of SpaceX or its officers.’
California’s Political Commissars Surrender To Elon Musk’s Lawyers
- Republicans who appear on CNN should follow Stefanik’s playbook.
Stefanik delivers masterclass in not taking CNN’s bait* * * * * - A Capitol Hill event promotes Chinese AI governance.
China is Infiltrating the Anti-AI Movement
- Can a politics that seeks to prevent harm coexist with a civilization that wants to build?
A Conflict of AI Visions THE ECONOMY, STUPID - Warsh will be Trump’s second appointment to the chairmanship of the Fed. Trump elevated Powell during his first term but the relationship between the president and the Fed chair quickly deteriorated when Powell raised rates several times, slowing economic growth despite very low inflation. Trump frequently and publicly chastised Powell’s monetary policy but never sought to interfere with the Fed’s independent policymaking.
Senate Banking Committee Gives Kevin Warsh Thumbs Up To Lead the Fed
- Powell's announcement landed with a mix of defiance and self-importance. His chairmanship ends next month, yet he plans to remain on the Federal Reserve Board for what he calls an “undetermined period of time.”
Jerome Powell Isn’t Quietly Leaving the Fed RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - Geologists have announced that the Appalachian Mountains could be hiding a sprawling multi-billion-dollar cache of lithium that could last the US hundreds of years.
Right at our feet $65B lithium mother lode hidden beneath Appalachian Mountains could supply US with power for centuries CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Here’s a list of the latest crime across America...
American Crime Blotter: 4/29/26 EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - “Show me your budget and I will show you what you value; and what the teachers unions value is political power and advancing a left wing, social justice agenda.”
Watchdog Report Reveals Teacher Unions Have Contributed a Fortune to Left Wing Causes
- A day in the life of the Lost Angeles Unified School District.
Public Employee Unions in L.A. Hold Children Hostage
- Hawking her latest book, the AFT president exemplifies the vices she condemns.
An Afternoon with Randi Weingarten
- Elite law schools churn out activists who shout down dissent, proving that legal education has traded the rule of law for ideological theater.
UCLA Law School or Preschool? Toddler-Like Law Students Should Leave America for a Real Education ABORTION - ‘Since the 1950s, this Court has confronted one official demand after another like the Attorney General’s. Over and again, we have held those demands burden the exercise of First Amendment rights,’ wrote Justice Gorsuch.
SCOTUS Confirms First Amendment Protects Pregnancy Center Donors From Nosey Abortion States SECOND AMENDMENT - Blanche said, “We are repealing rules that went beyond what the law allows” and getting rid of “red tape.” He pointed out that said rules were instituted by people who did not understand gun owners or gun store owners.
ATF Director Robert Cekada Takes Jackhammer to Biden-Era Gun Regs
- The Firearms Policy Coalition (FPC) sued James in July 2024 on behalf of three New York residents who wished to purchase body armor for personal protection. In documents filed Monday, James argued that the FPC shouldn’t even be allowed involvement in the suit.
Letitia James Desperately Wants A Judge To Believe Body Armor Isn’t Protected By The Second Amendment THE 2020 AND 2022 ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - Brnovich, a Trump appointed-judge, dismissed the case with prejudice because an amended complaint would be “legally futile.” (and now to ponder a potential Alito and/or Thomas replacement! - jjs)
Federal Judge Rules Against Trump Admin Efforts to Verify Arizona Voter Data
- The revelation has sparked calls for immediate action to ensure election integrity, with Congressman Mark Harris (R-NC) labeling the situation a “failure” and urging the passage of the SAVE America Act, which mandates proof of citizenship for voter registration. Notably, without proper verification, the chance of possible voter fraud in the November midterm elections will be exponentially higher.
State Finds Tens of Thousands of Dead People on Voter Rolls. DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Trump made it clear that America is defined by shared culture, religion, language, territory and ancestry.
Bro-Fo Omar Hits Rock Bottom With Her Dumbest Remarks Yet As Trump Delivers His Best Speech Ever
- Also demands King Charles III surrender a crown jewel
Mayor Mamdani Unleashes Door-Knocking Campaign To Advance Rent Freeze
- One note read, “There is only one king in this image. Donald [T]rump holds the position of president of the United States while King Charles is king of the United Kingdom.”
Democrats Erupt After White House Drops ‘Two Kings’ Photo
- Bernie Sanders teams up with a billionaire to take California.
Billionaires Against Billionaires Funded by Billionaires POLITICS - The decision is expected to recharge a nationwide redistricting battle that could reshape the balance of power in Washington.
Supreme Court Ruling Cracks Open Redistricting War And Republicans See Path To Power Shift
- Organized labor, long a kingmaker in the state’s Democrat politics, has been dethroned by the far Left and its progressive apologists.
Will Unions Stick with Democrats in Michigan?
- Clear-thinking Americans are encouraged by the shift.
Finally, An Administration That’s Changing The Climate Narrative FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Rocha Moya is the current governor of the Mexican state of Sinaloa, which the Department of Justice calls the "geographic epicenter of the global narcotics trade." He's also a member of former Mexican president Andrés Manuel López Obrador and current president Claudia Sheinbaum's Morena Party. Others charged include the mayor of Culiacan, a sitting senator, and the deputy attorney general for the Sinaloa State Attorney General’s Office.
This Is Huge: DOJ Indicts Sinaloa Governor and Others in Sweeping Cartel Case
- The study, titled, Jovenes Españoles 2026 ("Spanish Youth") was published by the Spanish non-profit organization Fundacion SM, and it contains an exhaustive analysis of the current reality of Spaniards aged between 15-24 during 2025 across a wide range of subjects, comparing the findings with those from 2020 and 2005.
Study: Majority of Young Spaniards See Migration as a ‘Real Threat’
- Police stepped in to prevent physical confrontations when the marchers entered a district of the city with a heavy immigrant population.
Hundreds March Against Mass Migration in Pretoria, South Africa ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS
- And applause.
The Exploits of the Israeli Navy Deserve Greater Attention THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - Kyiv claims a Russian ship carrying ‘stolen’ Ukrainian grain is headed to Israel’s Haifa port.
Ukraine’s Zelenskyy Bizarrely Picks Fight With Israel Over Grain Deliveries HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Southerners have a lower life expectancy than people living in other U.S. states, which experts attribute to several possible factors.
Why Are Americans In One Region Dying Years Earlier Than Rest Of Country? ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - The NSF has faced scrutiny over its grant-making priorities, including programs related to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) in federally funded research.
Trump Fires Board Overseeing DEI-Riddled National Science Foundation
- While the settlement does not restrict the commission’s right to regulate off-base actions, or other aspects under its statutory authority, this settlement is a complete victory for SpaceX.
California Coastal Commission settles SpaceX lawsuit by apologizing and conceding all points
- ...both hearings suggest that Congress will also afford Isaacman more
leeway on how he uses the money. He will be able to cut or reshape major projects. He will be able to shut down some offices that he considers wasteful or redundant. And above all, he will be given the freedom to reform NASA in ways no Congress has allowed in decades.
Propaganda vs reporting in describing the battle over NASA’s budget FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - The review of ABC station licenses is a formal step toward actually stripping ABC, which is owned by Disney, of its literal air rights—which would be a truly extraordinary test. FCC chairman Brendan Carr has said Disney is under scrutiny for hewing illegally to its aggressive DEI programs. But the Kimmel matter looms large.
Disney Double Standard: Media Giant Protects Trump-Bashing Jimmy Kimmel After Canceling Conservative Stars From ‘Roseanne,’ ‘The Mandalorian,’ and ‘The Bachelor’
- Christian Toto: The Fellas deliver hard truths to ABC's far-left host, comedy culture
‘Ruthless’: Kimmel Joke Normalizes Trump Assassination Attempts
- Demme's 1991 masterpiece still under attack from trans community
What Everyone Is Missing About ‘Silence of the Lambs’ HITHER & YON - One of the most brilliant, most controversial, most mercurial, most wild and wildly influential artists, songwriters, and performers in country music history has done something that almost seemed impossible from this old stump of hickory who survived prison stints, motorcycle gang fights, horrific automobile accidents, run-ins with the law, and a major bout with COVID that put him in the hospital at 82—he’s succumb to mortality and passed on to that honky tonk in the sky.
Outlaw Country Legend David Allan Coe Has Died.
- To get to the point, right at the start, Jay Gould was not a “Robber Baron”, nor was he the worst “Robber Baron,” as many journalists of his time as well as many historians in the next century liked to slander him, implying he was unethical, cruel, and routinely used under-handed tactics to destroy others while making himself wealthy. In fact, he was no more a robber baron then the entire class of hard-nosed businessmen who in the 1800s became America’s first generation of today’s billionaires, using the free enterprise system to gather wealth to themselves while building vast industries that employed millions and made the lives of everyone better and more prosperous.
Who really was Jay Gould?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 07:47 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 07:51 AM (C732X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 07:51 AM (/+uur)
Are you saying it wouldn't make the cut?
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 07:51 AM (vFG9F)
The Perfect Country & Western Song
🎶 Well, I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
And I've seen it on signs where I've played
But the only time, I know, I'll hear "David Allan Coe"
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day
I pray you heard David Allen Coe.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 07:51 AM (C732X)
To see Hakeem Jeffries, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer AND Hasan Piker (who got humiliated by Shoe0nHead) all going insane was like an early Christmas.
THANK YOU SCOTUS AND KUDOS TO THE FLORIDA LEGISLATURE AND GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS FOR TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT!
Posted by: Tracy at April 30, 2026 07:54 AM (N5zi0)
They can no longer make the """legal""" argument. They can't even argue that this is gerrymandering and that gerrymandering is naughty - in practical terms, this will be de-gerrymandering, with rational districts being carved out of crazy ones.
All the wailing and beating of breasts boils down to "No! No! You can't take our Southern plantations AGAIN!!!! Desegregation is RACIST!!! REEEEEE!!!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 07:55 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 30, 2026 07:55 AM (/6r4m)
I need to be close to the enemy. Dine with him, drink his wine, fondle his women.
To study his mad designs of life.
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 30, 2026 07:57 AM (jZ3ZM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 07:57 AM (U6VCW)
Good morning!
I don't need artificial decadence for entertainment. There is enough of it in the wider society. Too much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)
And the people they are bringing the drug to are "Street Pharmacist".
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 08:00 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2026 08:01 AM (3Ope8)
Well, turns out the left even wants to firebomb moderates like Farange
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:01 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: The 14th Amendment at April 30, 2026 08:02 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 30, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)
1 district was almost 250 miles long.
It was a GerrySnake.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 08:02 AM (U6VCW)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:03 AM (sKqQm)
Slept the sleep of the righteous last night. Philadelphia beat Pittsburgh 1-0 in overtime and advance to the next round.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 08:04 AM (HdYcL)
Please let South Carolina have the cojones to eradicate the insanely drawn district of James Clyburn!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 30, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)
hahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)
Just say it’s because they’re Democrats.
The people who safeguard and interpret the constitution basically said, “Screw this document!”
Republicans dismantling the Voting Rights Act while calling Democrats racist. 🤷🏻♂️ And the number of “dems are the party of kkk and Jim Crow” posts I’ve seen today is crazy.
Voting places by population numbers only. Close all the country voting sites. Maybe mail in ballots only. SCOTUS just ruled USPS is immune from lawsuits for intentionally not delivering mail...
Problem is that there are more GOP opportunities to gerrymander than there are Dem ones. I'm not saying don't do it, but the numbers suggest they if everyone does it the GOP comes out ahead in the end.
Why are Democrats fighting by the rules when Republicans are using asymmetrical warfare? Maybe arrest the ICE agents like they said they would, for starters? Gerrymander as hard as the GOP has? Just ignore rulings and do what they want (that helps their states) like the entire GOP does?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 08:06 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 08:02 AM (U6VCW)
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Spoiler: the exorcism works.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)
Also The left/GOPe: Ok, maybe there is a little fraud, but not enough to matter
Also, also the left/GOPe: We dismissed the case with prejudice because an amended complaint (noting the substantial fraud) would be “legally futile"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:06 AM (sKqQm)
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Maybe crack open a history book once in a while.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)
I hope the response was something like, well he's right. What's your point?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:03 AM (sKqQm)
Aren't they technically on the same side?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 08:07 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: The 14th Amendment
*NFA '34, GCA '68 & GCA '86 have entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 08:07 AM (C732X)
I knew that😉 I just didn't want to see the process.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 08:08 AM (U6VCW)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:08 AM (j+aD2)
>>Problem is that there are more GOP opportunities to gerrymander than there are Dem ones. I'm not saying don't do it, but the numbers suggest they if everyone does it the GOP comes out ahead in the end.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 08:08 AM (viF8m)
You could ban the members of any of these orgs to Somilia and the US would be a much better place.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:09 AM (/+uur)
Note: Not a single name of a citizen deported was given, which reminds me of the supposed millions of disenfranchised citizens the left always claims where again they can't give you a single name of someone that was...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:09 AM (sKqQm)
Thank you for highlighting the delusions of Leftists. They are vile parasites on a civilized country.
Makes you wonder what they don't send to a public message board. Their hate is very strong and deep.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)
hahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)
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I believe the proper response is "Have you been to Haiti?"
Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2026 08:09 AM (mMoRd)
Why would they even do this? I mean the Reps want to spy on us as much as the Dems...Oh, political theater?...Nevermind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (ynpvh)
An Afternoon with Randi Weingarten
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Who, on G*d's green earth, would buy, let alone read, a book by this ugly communist sow?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
ShoeOnHead is left leaning (well depending on boyfriend status) but she's not usually doctrinaire.
Piker is like a Soviet commandant...well if he was a Muslim that liked torturing dogs.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (sKqQm)
hahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)
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I believe the proper response is "Have you been to Haiti?"
Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2026 08:09 AM (mMoRd)
I guess it's impolite calling a shithole a shithole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (ynpvh)
SCOTUS got this one right but I can see from miles away that they’re getting ready to issue an abomination of a decision on birthright citizenship… they can’t be trusted ever and when Thomas and Alito retire I think they’re essentially irreplaceable…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (yz/88)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 30, 2026 08:11 AM (eS7vI)
BBC Reporter
Ha ha these kids now days just up to some kiddy hijinks.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)
YEAH HADRIAN!!
crazy game
holy hell they stole that game from the pens
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:11 AM (j+aD2)
ShoeOnHead is left leaning (well depending on boyfriend status) but she's not usually doctrinaire.
Piker is like a Soviet commandant...well if he was a Muslim that liked torturing dogs.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (sKqQm)
I thought ShoeOnHead was married and had at least one child...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Danimal28 at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (mNOhh)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 30, 2026 08:11 AM (eS7vI)
It's only seven in binary...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:03 AM (sKqQm)
Aren't they technically on the same side?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Shoe is a far leftist, but still believes a socialist utopia is possible through peaceful, democratic means. She doesn't hate people with opposing views.
Hasan is a violent communist who wants blood in the streets and wealth redistribution, but thinks he'll be allowed to keep his wealth because he'll be part of fhe ruling elite. He was born into wealth, while Shoe had a more middle-class upbringing, which changes perspective immensely.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (BCuCF)
Is punting birthright citizenship like partial-birth abortion?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 08:14 AM (GD0B3)
I used to practice law in front of then against the NYS assemblyman who put forth the body armor ban that AG James is trying to defend. The guy is dumb as a brick and it amazes me the Dems haven't brought a crazy leftist to run against him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 08:14 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 08:13 AM (ycI94)
The only non-violent ones are dead...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (sKqQm)
In a 0-0 game in overtime, a wrist shot from near the blue line that hits the crossbar and deflects into the net means Cindy Crosby now has more time for golf.
Gotta love it
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)
I don’t care if gas is up 75 cents (or whatever it is)… getting rid of that evil regime is worth it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (yz/88)
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My thoughts, too. I foresee a huge surge in the Chinese Birth Tourism industry if it's upheld. Then all the D's have to do is wait until they resume the presidency and invite the entire world to come to the USA to birth their spawn.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (BCuCF)
People always say they want honesty and transparency from their elected representatives...
Or
Truth is an absolute defense against claims of libel and slander.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (ycI94)
I take it to mean, God hates Pittsburgh
lol
seriously Vladar just refused to let us lose. our young'uns were barely skating by the third let alone that OT
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:16 AM (j+aD2)
If Congress were involved, and were to pass a bill that the President signed, I believe they’d support it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:17 AM (H1WUE)
Note: Not a single name of a citizen deported was given, which reminds me of the supposed millions of disenfranchised citizens the left always claims where again they can't give you a single name of someone that was...
Posted by: 18-1
Most keep trying yo use Kilmar Abrego Garcia, aka Maryland dad.
Who IS NOT a citizen.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 08:17 AM (C732X)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Unfortunately, normy voters will by the midterms, so Trump needs to wrap things up quickly. I agree, it's well worth the investment longterm, but there are short-term issues to consider as well.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 08:17 AM (ycI94)
it's kinda tiresome
yesterday was GREAT (for many reasons)
I'm getting why JJ dooms now if his wife makes him watch Mika and her pet Joe.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (j+aD2)
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I invite Justice Type II Diabetes to go live in Haiti for a year and come back with a different opinion than Trump's hard truth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:15 AM (sKqQm)
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It wasn't until I got to know Mrs. F.'s rich lib cousins that I realized the link between wealth and socialist worldviews.
I remember walking home after dinner there one night when it hit me, "They can afford the policies they promote, I can't."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)
Also the left: How dare the president call Haiti a shithole!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (sKqQm)
Taxers pay teachers
Teacher pay Taxers
Rinse Repeat
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)
Piker is like a Soviet commandant...well if he was a Muslim that liked torturing dogs.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:10 AM (sKqQm)
In for a penny....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 08:18 AM (1Ff7Z)
I agree at this point I can see a few ways this could go that are not "total win" or "total loss."
it's very important to have congress not just sit around stealing while letting courts do the work
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:19 AM (j+aD2)
Have been for some time. 40% of New England votes Republican yet we don't have a single rep in the House. This is not new and not only does it surpress the will of actual voters it gives a skewed view to the world what the will of the people actually is and it makes in next to impossible for a Republican view to be heard here.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 08:19 AM (viF8m)
Yep. The difference now is Republicans are starting to play the same game Democrats have been playing forever.
Occasionally I'll see moderate/naive leftists argue we should have independent commissions to set districts but...setting districts is something that is always going to be decided in a partisan manner because it is so impactful and there are so many largely arbitrary decisions to make.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:22 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 08:22 AM (gu0hJ)
Obama yesterday: Gerrymandering is awful and the worst thing for our democracy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 08:23 AM (iNUL3)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at April 30, 2026 08:23 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 30, 2026 08:24 AM (eS7vI)
May those residents be armed and trained.
Large gurgling holes in torsos make for a polite society, when the people hit are violent Leftists.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)
Because you already gerrymandered everything possible to gerrymander.
That's how New England is 45% Republican with 100% Democrat representation.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 08:26 AM (iNUL3)
Yes, this is in their more fetid swamps but...the arc they are on is not good.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:26 AM (sKqQm)
The worst thing is that the longer it drags on, the more it starts to look like another Iraq or Afghanistan adventure. The blockade is having a huge impact, but it might take several months for that alone to drive them into giving up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:26 AM (H1WUE)
I read about it, but it is nice to see one in my own lifetime.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 30, 2026 08:26 AM (eS7vI)
And the last paragraph answers the question.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)
Or, whatever the opposite of that is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 08:30 AM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:30 AM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 08:31 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 08:32 AM (Mvg3c)
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Of course! "Equity" or some shit like that. Hope Rs take advantage ASAP!
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:26 AM (H1WUE)
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They have a matter of days to cap their wells and stop production without destroying the oil producing infrastructure. Oil flow cannot be turned on and off like a spigot. They have run out of capacity to store the oil. They have already begun the process but the clock is ticking, hours not days.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)
Technically, they ruled that government enforced racism, in this one specific manner, is unconstitutional. All other instances of government enforced racism remain untouched, and personal racism - at least against whites - is still celebrated in many parts of the country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at
They can use partisan makeup. So blue states stay roughly what they are. But they can't sue red states to force them to have majority minority districts.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 08:33 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: redridinghood
Only good for mulch or feeding to dogs.
Posted by: Not A Treat! at April 30, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)
I read about it, but it is nice to see one in my own lifetime.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 30, 2026 08:26 AM (eS7vI)
If I recall my VDH history correctly, the Spartan blockade of Athens during the Peloponnesian War led directly to their surrender…. Probably not the only time such a strategy has been successful.
Now that I think about it, General Wainwright surrendered our forces on Corrigedor in WWII for essentially the same reason. So it definitely works
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 08:34 AM (yz/88)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Mvg3c)
National Raisin Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
But that model would be very bad for the left as they overloaded in the cities. So one could imagine a state evenly divided into those districts with the exact same number of voters where the results are something like
Rural: 75R 25D
Suburban: 65R 35D
Urban: 10R 90D
Equal number of voters, the Rs take the region 2-1
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Mvg3c)
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Nailed it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:06 AM (sKqQm)
With the current judiciary, the “legally futile" was probably at least accurate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)
Near the start of the war the Spartans chased the Athenians into their walls as Athens believed they couldn't win a land battle in Attica, but the Athenians controlled the seas so they could send their soldiers abroad and get food from their colonies and allies.
Later the Spartans took away Athen's control of the seas. Now without the ability to farm locally or import food they faced starvation and surrendered.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:38 AM (sKqQm)
92 Why Are Americans In One Region Dying Years Earlier Than Rest Of Country?
And the last paragraph answers the question.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)
Yep. Unless your stats include a racial breakdown in the numbers, they’re worthless, especially in the South. I would bet good money that anglos in the South have about the same life expectancy as anglos anywhere else in the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:38 AM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Trick, Not A Treat! at April 30, 2026 08:39 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:11 AM (ynpvh)
She is and she does. A daughter, I believe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mayfield Mourns at April 30, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)
Technically, body armor is not an arm...it's clothing and armor. Although I don't want the government telling me what I can or can't wear (especially if it's not about exposing yourself in public), at best, body armor is in the penumbra of the 2nd Amendment, to use Justice William O. Douglas' language...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)
If Congress were involved, and were to pass a bill that the President signed, I believe they’d support it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 08:17 AM (H1WUE)
That's my guess. Maybe on the basis that an EO can be rescinded by any future President and the matter shouldn't be ephemeral.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
_-_
This is the only way anyone's interests other than urbanites get represented. That is, of course, why they don't want it to happen.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 08:41 AM (rzCjW)
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You want Old Lady Cloggenstein to vote for a person of coler?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 30, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Trick, Not A Treat! at April 30, 2026 08:39 AM (oftw2)
Chinese Melamine is great for increasing the volume of dialysis centers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:19 AM (j+aD2)
We only need to replace about 530 of them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 08:43 AM (Oy/m2)
These people really live in a bubble.
They have no common sense and have never read a history book.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mountain Dew And Pork Rinds For Breakfast at April 30, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:22 AM (sKqQm)
Independent commissions are not, however, non-partisan. The propaganda tries to portray them as such but no one involved in politics is non-partisan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:44 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:44 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 08:19 AM (j+aD2)
We only need to replace about 530 of them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)
They could be working on the chain gang...
https://youtu.be/PRyDlVOE86U
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh)
The racism she, and her co-dissenters, possess is the kind of deep, ingrained and unquestioned racism built over a lifetime.
Where it has become so natural, that the racist beliefs are shortened to "common sense" and "everybody knows."
Look at her "wheel" example and tell me it's not racist in every aspect.
See, everybody knows that whites should not--and will not--vote for a black candidate.
Everybody knows that blacks are so inferior that they can only be represented by blacks (if they deserve representation at all).
And, everybody knows, since the law demands blacks be given a vote, it's best to confine and constrict them to one district, to prevent them from having any voice or power in the remaining 5.
That way, the whites can freely run the whole state.
And if the blacks need of anything from the state, the whites will see to it that their needs are met.
That's the kind of racism even the most racist former slave owner of the antebellum era would endorse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 08:45 AM (tUP1A)
Years ago I was reading a thread where some lefty had pulled by state numbers on obesity and the lefties were having a good laugh about all those fat southerners. No wonder they vote wrong they can't even understand they can't eat junk food all day and waddle around!
Another poster, not me, pulled the county data and referenced it by racial makeup. His data showed the counties that were mostly white were average in terms of obesity but the ones that were mostly minority ? Bigguns.
Now suddenly it was no longer funny to laugh at those fatties.
And in the years since then it is interesting the left has embraced "body positivity" in general and an argument that being obese is a core part of being black (which should be offensive as hell to black people)...but they still like laughing at the trope of fat rednecks.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:46 AM (sKqQm)
"Do Girl Scouts sell oatmeal raisin cookies?"
Answer:
Yes, Girl Scouts have sold oatmeal raisin cookies in the past, including the Rah-Rah Raisins variety, which was introduced in 2015 but discontinued the following year due to low demand.
Posted by: Market forces don't lie at April 30, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)
See where they are and start bombing the shit out of the routes just inside Iran.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)
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[Pull Quote:] Arizona Secretary of State Adrian Fontes said in a statement, “This moment is a win for voter privacy. I will never comply with illegal requests that put Arizona voters in harms way.”
This perfect reverse-barometer Democrat-Communist says it all. Illegal requests?* I hope the DOJ appeals up to the SCOTUS in these cases.
The administration needs access to the data to ensure states are complying with federal election law, as well as to check the citizenship status of individuals on the voter rolls.
[*The Supremacy Clause of the U.S. Constitution (Article VI, Clause 2 ) establishes the Constitution, federal laws, and treaties as the Supreme Law of the Land. It mandates that when federal law conflicts with state law, federal law prevails, and state judges are bound to enforce federal authority over any contrary state laws or constitutions.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 08:49 AM (VdTX+)
Jasmine Crockett, Racist (TX), says she's one of the 535 most powerful people.
WE'RE SAVED!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:49 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:49 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 08:31 AM (jehhT)
They're allowed to gerrymander for partisan advantage. My guess is that no blue state district will change as a result of this ruling. Maybe tweak something a tiny bit if they've previously said that certain districts are drawn that way specifically for racial purposes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
But drawing districts is supposed to be political not mathematical so it should be in the hands of state legislators
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 08:50 AM (yz/88)
Jasmine Crockett, Racist (TX), says she's one of the 535 most powerful people.
WE'RE SAVED!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:49 AM (QX6xo)
Powerful bad.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ynpvh)
In the south whites don't care how close blacks get as long as they don't get too high
In the North whites don't care how high blacks get as long as they don't get too close
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 08:50 AM (gu0hJ)
Powerful bad.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ynpvh)
There's a stench coming from that woman and the smell is malodorous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:51 AM (QX6xo)
Even the author of the new districts was often quoted saying exactly that, that they used race to create the new districts.
This "giving Hispanics more districts" was cited as the reason why CA redistricting was "good" while the TX redistricting was "bad."
Now?
Oh, now they're all shut up and not saying a word.
Yes, the maps are in place for 2026.
But they're absolutely going to have to draw new maps.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 08:51 AM (tUP1A)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 30, 2026 08:51 AM (hybOl)
If we don't have NG troops called up, it's nothing like Iraq or Afghanistan. If we don't have Americans being blown up by IEDs, it's nothing like Iraq or Afghanistan. If we aren't trying to turn Iran into Boise, it's nothing like Iraq or Afghanistan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)
Origin: The term derives from the Latin word sinister, meaning "left" or "left-hand side."
Posted by: The More You Know at April 30, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 08:49 AM (VdTX+)
Wrong. Spirit of Aloha overrides all...
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ynpvh)
Go back to my example of a state with equal population in rural, suburban, urban regions.
My suggested split, make each region one district, gives the Rs a 2-1 win.
You could instead combine the urban and suburban areas into 2 districts and have a state with a Donk 2-1 win.
And I'm sure you could make some nominally non-partisan argument for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)
Am I a bad person?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:53 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
I prefer raisins in my oatmeal cookies over chocolate chips.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 08:49 AM (VdTX+)
Nope. Feds can't even get voter rolls in AZ. The federal government has no power and state judges have more power than the President.
Silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:54 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
I prefer raisins in my oatmeal cookies over chocolate chips.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)
This.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 30, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Huge Manatee!! at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM (oftw2)
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All blacks vote Democrat and all whites vote republican?
Not racist at all ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM (VdTX+)
I like them. Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are good too.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM (eS7vI)
Posted by: The More You Know at April 30, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)
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What does it mean I am right handed in all things but play hockey left-handed?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
I have experienced this level of disappoint. I am this level of disappoint.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
It will forever be if future Presidents throw down the borders with the sole goal of letting in millions of aliens to spawn... even if he deports the parents later.
It'll be like salmon runs....
Except the next generation to spawn will stay...
As long as the welfare lasts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 08:43 AM (Oy/m2)
******
I had one the other day and it was kinda blah.
I prefer mine frosted or with chocolate chips.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)
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Don't forget about us.
Posted by: The oversized foam rubber cowboy hat industry at April 30, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Well, I was lamenting in the Tech Thread that the great Lacey showed in 8 Midwest Borzoi Club specialties and never won. Turns out that she did win in August, 2004 under Pat Ellis. It was a designated specialty instead of a concurrent or independent one. The convolutions are many.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 08:57 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Toll House Ted at April 30, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 08:58 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 30, 2026 08:58 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 08:55 AM
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That you're a dexterously sinister Canadian.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 30, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 08:54 AM (QX6xo)
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Second look at The Articles of Confederation?
Oh, wait, nevermind.
/The irony being that I would have probably been an anti-Federalist back then ... but in hindsight can you imagine 13 (let alone 50) different nations on one continent? Europe 2.0.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 08:59 AM (VdTX+)
I believe that the ruling was made by a federal judge. Presumably it shall be appealed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Just got here at April 30, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Jeanie buss, former laker owner and playboy model, is a huge donor of his.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 09:01 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:01 AM (QX6xo)
https://tinyurl.com/4yaz3n9n
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 30, 2026 08:58 AM (1o8D5)
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That's even worse than an Admiral Ackbar link.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 09:01 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)
They ignore the actual data, which shows that measles cases began to rise dramatically exactly when millions of unscreened and unvaccinated illegal aliens were allowed to flood across the border.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2026 09:02 AM (H1WUE)
I believe that the ruling was made by a federal judge. Presumably it shall be appealed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)
It was. In a state, blocking the federal government.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:02 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Just got here at April 30, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Throughout history, most cookies have been baked by women. Women have boobs. It's a boob thread, same as always.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bewbs and Movies at April 30, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)
Very good ad by Mr Pratt. Thanks for noting it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 09:04 AM (oT1li)
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 09:04 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 30, 2026 09:04 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Just got here at April 30, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Only because Boobs haven't been brought up yet...I used to have molds for Booby Cookies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 09:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 09:05 AM (gu0hJ)
It means you are the norm.
I grew up playing hockey. I am righthanded in everything including hockey but I was the minority. This holds true at all levels of hockey.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 09:05 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)
If a Gray Wolf eats someone with measles, will the wolf get measles too?
Posted by: Scratch That Itch at April 30, 2026 09:06 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 30, 2026 09:07 AM (1o8D5)
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A king would probably just ignore the courts and raid the non-complying state's servers for the data.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 09:09 AM (gu0hJ)
I played baseball and hockey all through my childhood and into HS, but I bat RH and shoot LH.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2026 09:09 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 09:10 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Compliance Dept. at April 30, 2026 09:10 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Jeanie buss, former laker owner and playboy model, is a huge donor of his.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 09:01 AM (YZ0Fo)
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Interesting, didn't know that. Good news, and good ad. And he should feature his wife more prominently IYKWIMAITYD.
[Another Twitchy headline seen while over there:] "OOF! Stephen A. Smith's Poll About Violent Political Rhetoric Does NOT GO WELL for Dems or the Media"
I love how that poll question and results has a category for "Media" and one for "Democrats" -- as if they shouldn't be combined.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 09:10 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 09:12 AM (7FanD)
However, the dem machine will on let him win. He will not be mayor of LA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:12 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Does that mean your right hand is above the left for batting, and below the left hand for shooting? I wonder if it's based on the hands being above the waist for baseball, and below for hockey.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 30, 2026 09:13 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Oy/m2)
"All it would take is to infect Trump with something that takes effect a month later when he’s back on home soil. Who would ever know for sure?"
"If he must meet Xi in person, let it be in a neutral third country."
Trump should not be trusting CHINA as much as he does. They are not our friends.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:12 AM (QX6xo)
Machine, nothin'. They don't even need to run against him. He's not a Leftist. LA voters prefer fire, crime, and capital flight to not-a-Leftist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 09:15 AM (ueKDu)
Right hand above the left for batting. Right hand above the left for shooting.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2026 09:15 AM (3Ope8)
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Our city used to be nice. It is closer to Haiti in terms of governance and livability than ever before. But if that's the price we have to pay in order to keep abortions and transing our kids, it's totally worth it.
-LA voters
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:15 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 09:15 AM (Mvg3c)
It always made for some interesting coaching decisions because on every team I played on at every level there more lefthanded shots the right.
Doesn't sound like a big deal but it changes the angle of shots and defensive positioning/tactics.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 09:17 AM (77rzZ)
They have interests.
Posted by: Foreign Policy 101 at April 30, 2026 09:18 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)
David Allan Coe passes away at 86.
What's in a name?
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 09:19 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 09:19 AM (viF8m)
This is what, the 37th time the IRCG has threatened Israel and the US with an Unprecedented Response if they don't stop attacks or blockades? Rhetoric will not scare Trump. You know what is unprecedented? You losers are in a unprecedented, terribly weak, bargaining position.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 09:19 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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That sounds awkward. Wouldn't it be like trying to swing a golf club from the left with your right hand on top?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 30, 2026 09:21 AM (XvL8K)
It always made for some interesting coaching decisions because on every team I played on at every level there more lefthanded shots the right.
Doesn't sound like a big deal but it changes the angle of shots and defensive positioning/tactics.
Posted by: JackStraw a
It also sucks when all your d men are LH shots.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 09:22 AM (YZ0Fo)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
JUST IN: US personal income just DOUBLED EXPECTATIONS for the month of March, a stunning loss for the “experts”
That’s the best number in nearly a year
Spending also came in “robust”
CNBC: “That is some pretty good news!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:23 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 30, 2026 09:24 AM (XeU6L)
I was fortunate to see him perform in a small venue in Houston, about 12 years ago. I enjoyed the hell out of his performance.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 09:25 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 09:28 AM (Oy/m2)
And I always tell [sing to] the wife "I'll hang around as long as you'll let me." She'll say "OK. For now."
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 30, 2026 09:28 AM (vnzIL)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:28 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:29 AM (QX6xo)
Hmmmm. . . . could it be Somali FRAUD?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:29 AM (5xoct)
This is what, the 37th time the IRCG has threatened Israel and the US with an Unprecedented Response if they don't stop attacks or blockades? Rhetoric will not scare Trump. You know what is unprecedented? You losers are in a unprecedented, terribly weak, bargaining position.
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 09:19 AM (5rh/l)
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Iran has supersonic missiles, bruh.
America can't compete, bruh.
Any day now, they'll do it, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y2NSe)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
JUST IN: US personal income just DOUBLED EXPECTATIONS for the month of March, a stunning loss for the “experts”
That’s the best number in nearly a year
Spending also came in “robust”
CNBC: “That is some pretty good news!
Posted by: redridinghood
Yeah, well gas prices are up around Biden levels (a bit lower than Biden levels after inflation adjustment). So I don't how anyone can say the economy is doing well. Unless a Dem happened to be president.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (vnzIL)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood
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It's fun spending more time with your private sector!
Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Now those are some Country song titles!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (5xoct)
Hmmmm. . . . could it be Somali FRAUD?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:29 AM (5xoct)
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Probably lost all donations because she's been obviously going to lose for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (Y2NSe)
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Campaign is suspended? Like, from a rope?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (gKWVE)
Did you call him by name?
Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2026 09:28 AM (Oy/m2)
Yup!
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)
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Campaign is suspended? Like, from a rope?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (Dv3i1)
There's an "Epstein didn't hang himself" joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (Y1sOo)
David asked if he could have them and the rest, as they say, is history.
Posted by: The Ride at April 30, 2026 09:31 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (Y2NSe)
******
Yep. She said she doesn't have any money.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:30 AM (Y2NSe)
******
Yep. She said she doesn't have any money.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
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Collins is going to bury Platner. It's going to be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Y2NSe)
You are 100% correct.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:32 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:33 AM (QX6xo)
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It's Maine. Do they no longer accept beaver furs and moose droppings as currency?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:34 AM (QX6xo)
·
3m
>>US Jobless Claims Plunge to 189,000, Lowest Since 1969
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 09:19 AM (viF8m)
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Jerome Powell hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 09:35 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Jose at April 30, 2026 09:36 AM (V6W16)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You are one very, very confident dude.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 30, 2026 09:36 AM (W5mpo)
Art is late.
CBD is OCD and has to stir his Breakfast Manhattan-
1054 times exactly and he's only on stir number 77.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 09:37 AM (iJfKG)
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Powell and Tillis must be hiding some shady stuff to fight this hard to prevent Trump admin from looking into the Fed building renovations.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You are one very, very confident dude.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 30, 2026 09:36 AM (W5mpo)
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She won her last race by 8 after trailing all but 2 polls for months in 2020.
Polling in Maine is particularly terrible, and the woman sits on a mound of skulls.
Only fools would bet against her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Y2NSe)
I love how autocuke won't fix that but it will turn my correctly spelled stuff into something else
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 09:38 AM (Mvg3c)
About a year ago, Scott Adams had a revelation about political messaging of Dems vs. GOP. He started it with defining what types of entertainment/literature women consume (love) vs. men, then he showed how the Dem messaging mirrored womens' preferred entertainment (victim stories), while GOP/Trump mirrored men's entertainment (hero's journey).
It was a revelation.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 09:39 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 09:40 AM (C732X)
That makes it more complicated and easily gamed.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (5xoct)
WASHINGTON — Justice Department prosecutors in the Biden administration discussed their desire to target Catholic nuns, text messages shared with The Daily Wire show.
Communications obtained by Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) show Joseph Cooney and Molly Gaston texting one another in February 2021 as they scoured media coverage of January 6. The texts specifically reference a New York Times photo of religious sisters who attended the “Stop the Steal” rally, wearing traditional habits and veils, as well as big Trump scarves around their necks.
“I would like to take a special assignment of finding and prosecuting them,” Gaston wrote to Cooney.
“I’m with you,” responded Cooney. “Although I’d like to prosecute any nun who still wears the head habit.”
“Hahaha,” his fellow DOJ prosecutor responded.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Dv3i1)
That makes it more complicated and easily gamed.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:41 AM (5xoct)
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Only in primaries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Y2NSe)
Gee, I wonder if that's where some of the protester's piles of bricks came from?
I kid, but they spent so much on the renovation, there's sure to have been millions moved to other things.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:43 AM (5xoct)
Eh, I spout off about things I'm not sure of often enough, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 09:49 AM (5xoct)
But until then, it can also say "Fine. No more federal money for Arizona while it refuses to turn over the voter roles for audit purposes."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 09:52 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 09:52 AM (Mvg3c)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Dv3i1)
I paid 3.99 yesterday at an Exxon station in town. The highest in June 2022 under Biden was 4.91. I have been keeping a database since Dec 2005.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 09:54 AM (5xuJ/)
Similarly, it's cata-cornered, not kitty-cornered.
eg: His house was cata-cornered from my house.
Fight me.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Y1sOo)
140. Posted by: Smell the Glove
In PA, it's different. Two controllers: The well-heeled and the most vocal, both White & Black, mostly all lawyers - united.
In Gerrymandering Case, Pennsylvania Supreme Court Releases New Map for 2018 Elections
The Pennsylvania Supreme Court on Monday released a new congressional district map, upending familiar boundaries, renumbering districts across the state and giving a potential boost to Democrats in the 2018 House elections.
The district is composed primarily of Delaware County (approx. 80%), with added portions of South/Southwest Philadelphia and a small slice of southeastern Montgomery County (e.g., Bryn Mawr, Ardmore).
But now the socialists are on the move endorsing "everyman" - 'educators,' entrepreneurs, small business owners (especially non-profit types) and physicians are also moving into politics.
For example, Hasan Piker endorsed 'unapologetically progressive' Rep. Rabb in Philly for the 3rd Congressional District race. OTOH: Philadelphia Inquirer, Apr. 21st, 'Three members of Congress are backing Ala Stanford in the Philly primary, exposing a divide among Democrats'
Continued -
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (NFX2v)
Philadelphia Inquirer, April 27, 2026, Congressional hopeful Ala Stanford’s Black Doctors Consortium was fueled by $13 million in public funding
An Inquirer review of public records related to the Black Doctors Consortium also found deficient recordkeeping and incomplete tax returns.
Dr. Stanford didn't appear at WHYY's live, 3rd Congressional District Democratic primary debate, yesterday.
Also yesterday: BillyPenn @ WHYY: Dozens of Philly mail ballots have flaws. Here’s how to find out if yours has problems.
Mail voters can check the list of “undeliverable” ballots. Also, the deadline to register to vote is Monday.
Such coincidences!
I know. It seems to matter little with ALL candidates for Philly's open Congressional race for universal healthcare, race centered programs, anti-ICE, anti-funding Israel, and few or no Republicans (the latter applicable in Philly & now, too, our Congressional district) in the picture.
But in much more bougie areas, such as across the river in 'Jersey:' New Jersey Globe, Justice Democrats add Hamawy to 2026 slate' Left-wing group’s endorsement puts national spotlight on NJ-12 race
More normal than ME's Platner for Senate!
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (NFX2v)
PBS Org: WATCH: Democratic presidential prospects flock to Al Sharpton's conference in New York, Apr 9, 2026
Featured potential 2028 presidential candidates such as Govs. Josh Shapiro, Wes Moore, JB Pritzker, Andy Beshear; Kamala Harris & Pete Buttigieg; Rep. Ro Khanna, Sens. Mark Kelly & Ruben Gallego. (Ruben will be gone.)
For now, Bless all wins, even if meager, local or national, the norms get.
Good day! 🤗
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 30, 2026 11:06 AM (NFX2v)
Hopefully Trump has learned his lesson on that shit.
Posted by: deadrody at April 30, 2026 11:59 AM (qf6NU)
I pray for you for sticking with your beloved in spite of her fealty to "Joe Scarborough and his blonde bimbo concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov on MSNSDA". It takes a real committed trouper to raise their sword and charge into battle knowing that their odds are on the negative side. Your are forever a positive believer in the face of destitution. And yet you charge on. Kudos for your pledged commitment!
Posted by: John at April 30, 2026 02:13 PM (0DsdP)
Daily Tech News 30 April 2026
Top Story
- OpenAI has largely abandoned its plan to spend half a trillion dollars of other people's money on its Stargate project, leaving it to other people to spend half a trillion dollars of other peoples money on its Stargate project. (Tom's Hardware)
The real question is, how did they get the thing inside a mountain in the first place?
Tech News
- Vera is a programming language designed to make it easy for AI systems to write and verify code. (GitHub)
It's bad.
- Yet another popular WordPress plugin hid a backdoor that allowed hackers to take over your website at any time. (Bleeping Computer)
Running unmodified WordPress is bad enough; adding plugins is asking for it.
- With Samsung handing it's DDR4 business over to smaller competitors like China's CXMT and Taiwan's Nanya to chase high-marge HBM modules for AI, it is also handing it's MLC flash sales to Macronix, another company that's been in business for a while but is hardly a household name. (WCCFTech)
Macronix's NAND flash revenue grew by 382% in a single year as former Samsung customers sought new suppliers.
- Meanwhile Apple's Vision Pro VR headset is mostly dead. (MacRumors)
Not cancelled but it might as well be.
The rumoured Vision Air - a lighter, cheaper model - is also believed deceased.
Max Headroom Video of the Day
Six foot twenty.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Min-max headroom: 4'3".
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 04:37 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 30, 2026 04:39 AM (jrgJz)
First there is a mountain
Then there is no mountain
Then there is
... maybe?
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 04:39 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 04:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 30, 2026 04:40 AM (a1meb)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 04:41 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 04:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Dark L at April 30, 2026 04:44 AM (W5mpo)
Yeah. Good kitty!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 04:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 04:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 05:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 30, 2026 05:07 AM (ohOaC)
The Perfect Country & Western Song
🎶 Well, I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
And I've seen it on signs where I've played
But the only time, I know, I'll hear "David Allan Coe"
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day
I pray you heard David Allen Coe.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 05:08 AM (fuyWk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 30, 2026 05:13 AM (ohOaC)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2026 05:14 AM (2/MrR)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 05:19 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 05:19 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 30, 2026 05:21 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
It's like a horror movie. You think the monster is dead and it keeps coming back.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 05:31 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 30, 2026 05:33 AM (hybOl)
"Perfessor" Squirrel had to take his 13 year old cat Jasmine to the vet yesterday due to her exhibiting signs of pain/distress. The diagnosis must have been serious. He had to make the choice to have her put down.
One of the worst days for a pet owner, especially when you've had them so long. Been there, done this, too many times.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)
And even when it's the "right" time, it still hurts like hell.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 05:35 AM (99eI0)
https://tinyurl.com/4jfdwbby
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 05:40 AM (Yl2Ob)
Probably the worst decision of Tim Cook's Apple CEO career.
They are supposedly working on a pair of Smart Glasses (similar to Meta's partnership with Ray-Ban) that will probably do better in the market as long as they don't cost over $1000.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 05:42 AM (6ydKt)
https://tinyurl.com/4asrjt8x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 05:46 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:00 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:02 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 30, 2026 06:03 AM (YpHnX)
Ephesians 2:8-9
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2026 06:04 AM (i7wqn)
& g'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2026 06:07 AM (VyBeY)
Look at a business? The display would tell you open/closed, hours, and maybe a brief summary of what they do.
Look at a person? Facial recognition would tell you if you'd encountered this person before, what their name is, wife's name, kids' name, etc...
We'd end up training ourselves to lean on that crutch all the time, and our own memories would suffer. Also, who knows what the companies providing this "service" would do with all that interpersonal/connection information.
It starts like something out of science fiction.
It quickly transitions to dystopian reality.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:11 AM (oT1li)
One tiny piece at a time? Maybe it was an IKEA stargate...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:12 AM (ynpvh)
It starts like something out of science fiction.
It quickly transitions to dystopian reality.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)
In a way, it's already happening...I don't remember phone numbers, it's in my cell phone...
I look up all sorts of stuff online, so it's not necessarily in my brain anymore...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:13 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:00 AM (Ia/+0)
When you wrote time outs, I was thinking either time in The Barrel, or temporarily booted for upsetting CBD over use of maple syrup on french toast...even if you sous vided it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:15 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:02 AM (2sfNr)
If you were wealthy, and wanted to show off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:15 AM (ynpvh)
Might be something between you and the AoSHQ server, but it might be something going wonky at the server itself, or in the data center that serves it up.
Pixy? You seeing anything odd?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)
Look at a business? The display would tell you open/closed, hours, and maybe a brief summary of what they do.
Look at a person? Facial recognition would tell you if you'd encountered this person before, what their name is, wife's name, kids' name, etc...
We'd end up training ourselves to lean on that crutch all the time, and our own memories would suffer. Also, who knows what the companies providing this "service" would do with all that interpersonal/connection information.
It starts like something out of science fiction.
It quickly transitions to dystopian reality.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)
All of that, Fen, and it's basically for tech addicts and people always 'on-the-go' who would like to access information from their smartphone without having to look down at a phone to do it. They also have cameras so you can record your life like a permanent Go-Pro camera.
I doubt I'll ever own a pair, but I never say never if they present a good use case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 06:16 AM (6ydKt)
Anyway! Coffee now. It's 72 F. and sourly humid, rain expected this pm and supposedly cooler conditions starting Sunday. That's a long way off and a lot can happen -- "cold" fronts often seem to sheer off before they get here, as if frightened of a big monster in a cave.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
Canadian vets are happy to help.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
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Thanks, Wolfus.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 06:22 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
And that's why I'm a Neo-Luddite.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 06:23 AM (99eI0)
Fortunately we have two, and I can adjust things to make the site run smoother while I sort it all out.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:25 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:27 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:29 AM (BLOW1)
He is very effective in his best movies, like these two and The Man With the Golden Arm.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9)
Had a 'server not found' error for about ten minutes, then it popped back up.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 06:32 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:32 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:33 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 30, 2026 06:34 AM (W5mpo)
Probably the most memorable were Ocean's Eleven and Robin and the 7 Hoods.
Sinatra was quite good at playing crooks and mobsters.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 06:35 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 30, 2026 06:34 AM (W5mpo)
----
Already way ahead of you!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 06:35 AM (gnNyN)
Also: The SSL certificate for smilies.mee.nu expired on Dec 5, 2025. You said you were gonna fix that... Might want to jot that one down again as needing attention.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:36 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
And that's why I'm a Neo-Luddite.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 06:23 AM (99eI0)
Same. I buy stupid TVs, because a smart TV will be smart enough to spy on me and kill itself if its manufacturer tells it to. I DON'T connect my TV to the internet at all...who wants to leave a backdoor for the Mfg or hackers? Who wants to give the Mfg a list of what I watch on TV?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:39 AM (ynpvh)
Probably the most memorable were Ocean's Eleven and Robin and the 7 Hoods.
Sinatra was quite good at playing crooks and mobsters.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 06:35 AM (6ydKt)
He was a method actor, always in character 24/7...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:33 AM (BLOW1)
Yay!
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 06:41 AM (8rTNG)
AI makes the code, you find the expressions you wanted cleaned up and feed that into the ai.
I didn't even get half way through the test questions.
It was worth 20%. Sigh.
Posted by: Nato at April 30, 2026 06:41 AM (74cob)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:33 AM (BLOW1)
Yay!
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 06:41 AM (8rTNG)
I misread that...was it Yay because we're down to 1 server, or Yay because Pixy is fixing it? LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:41 AM (ynpvh)
Also: The SSL certificate for smilies.mee.nu expired on Dec 5, 2025. You said you were gonna fix that... Might want to jot that one down again as needing attention.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Ah. I was trying to figure out why that was still broken. Found it now.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:42 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:41 AM (ynpvh)
Yay Two Fixes!
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 06:43 AM (8rTNG)
AI makes the code, you find the expressions you wanted cleaned up and feed that into the ai.
I didn't even get half way through the test questions.
It was worth 20%. Sigh.
Posted by: Nato at April 30, 2026 06:41 AM (74cob)
The answer is: Copilot is MSFT's and a hacker's dream, so remove or firewall it completely...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
When we bought our current TV, the guy at Best Buy was really nice. I said "We just want a dumb TV. That's it." He immediately took us to where they were and warned us that we would not get 4K or any fancy features. I said that was acceptable and he rung me up.
His boss got an email from me to say thanks for having an employee who didn't try hard selling us.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 06:45 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
When we bought our current TV, the guy at Best Buy was really nice. I said "We just want a dumb TV. That's it." He immediately took us to where they were and warned us that we would not get 4K or any fancy features. I said that was acceptable and he rung me up.
His boss got an email from me to say thanks for having an employee who didn't try hard selling us.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 06:45 AM (99eI0)
I worry that, even not connecting a smart TV to the internet or Wifi, it'll connect to neighbors' WiFi just to communicate back to the mothership. I doubt they even give you the option to turn off WiFi, thus leaving your Smart TV open to hacking. I definitely don't want a TV that has cameras built-in...those are frickin' scary...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:50 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2026 06:50 AM (BLOW1)
😀
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 06:51 AM (8rTNG)
From Snow Crash - gargoyle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:52 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 30, 2026 06:52 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:53 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2026 06:53 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 30, 2026 06:52 AM (W5mpo)
Yes, it's no fun. Out in the country, we took out a rifle to put down pets who were dying to put them out of their misery...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:55 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2026 06:53 AM (sAmhv)
So it's a liberal TV? Does it tell you to kill Trump too?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:55 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 06:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 06:55 AM (O7YUW)
Took her to a specialist to remove the cancer which cost more than we could normally afford and she got three more months before it returned. The specialist told me that we could try radiation treatment but he admitted that this was just delaying the inevitable.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 30, 2026 06:57 AM (99eI0)
Well spotted.
Snow Crash was such a good SF novel. As was The Diamond Age. I would like Nells book (Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer), suitably personalized, to replace all of Public education.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Whiskey Mike at April 30, 2026 07:00 AM (l5vxg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 07:03 AM (XOmY9)
We shoot at 'em as they're passing over or if they circle or loiter. The neighborhood a few blocks away saw somewhere on the order of 700 or so last evening.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2026 07:03 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Jim
It does repeat redrum redrum from time to time. I just reboot it. Its fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2026 07:04 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:00 AM (u82oZ)
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Snow Crash is hilariously dated now, but still a fun read.
Nell's book in The Diamond Age is what AI *could be* if it weren't for the fact it's infected with ideology.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:06 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 06:35 AM (6ydKt)
He was a method actor, always in character 24/7...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:39 AM (ynpvh)
Probably my favorite story about him is when he performed at the 1956 Democratic National Convention, the Speaker of the House put an arm on Sinatra's shoulder after his set and he snarled, "Hands off the threads, creep." Really put him in his place! Method actor, or actual made man?
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 07:06 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 06:35 AM (6ydKt)
He was a method actor, always in character 24/7...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 06:39 AM (ynpvh)
Probably my favorite story about him is when he performed at the 1956 Democratic National Convention, the Speaker of the House put an arm on Sinatra's shoulder after his set and he snarled, "Hands off the threads, creep." Really put him in his place! Method actor, or actual made man?
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 07:06 AM (Sy6m/)
The method actor comment was meant as a joke...he was a mobster 24/7.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:03 AM (ynpvh)
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The regulations specifically prohibit that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:07 AM (gnNyN)
My historical project to chronicle the late, great Lacey's show career continues. Sometimes it's quite odd. She was in 378 shows as a special. Some judges I thought she had been under a great many times may have only been once or twice. She showed 8 times at Midwest Borzoi Club specialties and never won. She showed 8 times at the National Specialty and only won once, her very last show. And some of the results where she didn't win I shake my head; how could the judge put that one up?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:08 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 07:09 AM (gu0hJ)
Like, for instance, they come up with their recommendations by keeping track of what you watch and serving up similar media to you.
Also, every time the software is updated you have to either run through the same list and check yourself out of the feature, or go into Settings and make sure they haven't opted you back in.
How well this really keeps the spying down is unknown to me, but the options are there.
They are really convenient if you watch YouTube or other streaming services, which is why I don't really mind them.
They aren't going to get much more info off of me than we normally get off of surfing the web.
That's also part of the reason Smart TVs are so cheap.
All of the pre-installed apps and Ads you see on the Home page, are paid for and bring down the cost, similar to pre-built PCs, and Android smartphones with their pre-installed junkware.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:10 AM (6ydKt)
We should tattoo "Poor Impulse Control" on the forehead of a lot of convicted criminals and illegals that woke DA release to prey on Americans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:03 AM (ynpvh)
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The regulations specifically prohibit that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:07 AM (gnNyN)
That is something...I suppose if the metric is always less-than-or-equal-to the English measurement, it shouldn't be a problem...but if it's the other way around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:12 AM (ynpvh)
>> Probably the worst decision of Tim Cook's Apple CEO career.
The guy they’ve tapped to takeover for Cook is the guy that led the VR Development team as well as a couple of other failed ventures.
Anyone who spends 5 seconds wearing a VR headset would know of its limitations and utility.
I’m betting this guy never put one on for even a second.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 07:12 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 07:12 AM (ynpvh)
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For both systems, you go through a couple of rounds of measurement, adjustment, and rounding.
Imperial measurements are always rounded DOWN to the nearest 3". Metric measurements are always rounded DOWN to the nearest 0.1 m. In both cases, rounding DOWN ensures that the maximum allowable distance will be well within a margin of error.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:14 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 07:14 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
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I'm not entirely opposed to the idea, though such tattoos would get lost among the plethora of facial tattoos among gangbangers in MS-13...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:15 AM (gnNyN)
Looks like dry, but a bit cool weather for the Derby this weekend. IIRC the last few have been wet. Post time is 6:57PM Saturday.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 07:18 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Joe Barrowweight, British Bridge Tender and Cuck at April 30, 2026 07:19 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: NaCly Dog"
Like this guy?
"Biden's decision to free Detroit drug dealer backfires horribly just 14 months later.
Biden commuted his sentence last January 17 as part of an initiative to free thousands of nonviolent drug offenders.
Buckner was described as a 'large–scale narcotics trafficker,' per a criminal complaint filed last Thursday in the US District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan."
He was charged with distribution and conspiracy to distribute more than five kilograms of cocaine.
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 07:19 AM (vFG9F)
And how did HM get interested in showing dogs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 07:19 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)
>> Probably the worst decision of Tim Cook's Apple CEO career.
The guy they’ve tapped to takeover for Cook is the guy that led the VR Development team as well as a couple of other failed ventures.
Anyone who spends 5 seconds wearing a VR headset would know of its limitations and utility.
I’m betting this guy never put one on for even a second.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 07:12 AM (XV/Pl)
(John Ternus)
Haha! I'm not seeing photos of him wearing one!
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 07:21 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)
Dad was a great music fan, and listened to Perry Como a lot.
I asked him once why no Sinatra, he said
"He's a bum. Don't care for how he treated his wife."
Posted by: Auspex at April 30, 2026 07:22 AM (DECkL)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 07:23 AM (8rTNG)
That request would also work for the DA. But not for Biden. You would have to be super desperate to use any Biden part in an attempt to save a person's life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
And how did HM get interested in showing dogs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 07:19 AM (Yl2Ob)
She had always been interested in animals. She wanted to be a vet (and would have been a good one) but she came from a time and parents who said, no, you're going to get married.
She acquired her first Borzoi in 1971 (Soyara's Lanishka). Her lines were wiped out twice, once by PRA and once by Hashimoto's. She divorced in the early 90's and returned to Australia. She hated it and came back to the US.
In 1994, we were married. I don't do any showing myself, but I've given her the resources and support so that she could become an important person in the national breed club and show three dogs (Lacey, Dutch and Delilah) to #1 national breed rankings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:26 AM (HdYcL)
David Allen Coe
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 07:28 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)
It's never DNS. It's always lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Home at April 30, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z)
SSL certificates for "smilies" (emoticons or custom forum emoji) usually refer to securing the image files, message board, or website that hosts them to prevent mixed content errors, where secure pages fail to load insecure images.
Securing Smilies and Images
If your smilies are not displaying, it is often due to an "ERR_SSL_VERSION_OR_CIPHER_MISMATCH" error, where the images are loaded via HTTP instead of HTTPS. To fix this, the server hosting the smiley images must have a valid SSL certificate.
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 07:29 AM (8rTNG)
Thanks. Good for both of you! And best wishes on documentation for Lacey's career.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 07:31 AM (9OpPK)
David Allen Coe
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 07:28 AM (/+uur)
Well, they say Texas music's in the making
And we been making music that is free
Doing one-night stands, playing with our bands
Willie, Waylon, and me, oh, mad dog...
Posted by: Zombie David Allen Coe at April 30, 2026 07:31 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 07:12 AM (XV/Pl)
The hardware for it was top of the line, no doubt.
Reviewers raved about the display quality being the best they'd ever seen in a headset.
Problem was it was only useful for watching films, or hooking up a Mac and using the virtual desktop.
If they had lowered the price and concentrated more on gaming it could've been a minor hit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt)
****
Well, I believe there's something to that. I work from home and had a German Shepherd who who was by my side 24/7 for 8 years. We could basically read each other's minds. Lost him last October. Still not quite over it.
Posted by: Biergood at April 30, 2026 07:34 AM (PwgSL)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at April 30, 2026 07:34 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Archibald Beechcroft at April 30, 2026 07:38 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at April 30, 2026 07:38 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Josephus at April 30, 2026 07:39 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:40 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Well, at least I'm not alone.
Not sure. Hillary posted, then I refreshed and she disappeared, then no one else posted but me. I thought JJ was up, but no. Don't know what's going on. I know he was fooling with server issues. Maybe everything just refreshed.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:43 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:43 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:45 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 07:46 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 07:46 AM (tOcjL)
I see you floating in space.
It's the Tholians, isn't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 07:46 AM (tOcjL)
"... just to see what condition your condition was in"?
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
"That's what SHE said!"
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 07:49 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Fisht at April 30, 2026 08:17 AM (Q3Jot)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at April 30, 2026 08:56 AM (LgYtf)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 30, 2026 09:28 AM (LOZbR)
"Running unmodified WordPress is bad enough; adding plugins is asking for it."
My late husband did web design and management as a side gig, and after a series of Russia-based SQL injections washed his hands of WP and swore on Joomla. The problem is that Joomla is not casual-friendly in any way, and pretty much everyone around us was WP exclusive due to it being simple.
Of course, that plug-and-play aspect is complete illusion; self-hosting WP equals a ridiculous amount of hardening if you don't want your site to be a playground for script kiddies. At that point you might as well bite the bullet and use Joomla anyway because you're still going to be doing a lot of work to harden your site no matter what, and Joomla modules are easier to install and update. (Although even vanilla Joomla is decently secure) So I don't recommend WP for self-hosting even for blogging, (their hosted sites are reasonably secure but that doesn't really make it any different than blogging on Substack) you're better off with a real CMS and a hosting service that offers autoinstallation.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (is8n9)
Wednesday Night ONT - April 29, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans. The bar is open.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. This is a Tucker, Candace and Megyn free zone. Please. Will you be smarter after reading this ONT? Will you be better looking? Will you be more fun at parties? Will you lose weight? Will you be wealthier? Will you be more fashionable? Maybe you should just settle for being whelmed. [Top photo: Somewhere unknown in Ireland that reminds me of Stonehenge but doesn't look anything like Stonehenge, Jenny Rose photo]Barry Larkin, now a veterinary surgeon from Melbourne, planned to interupt the torch relay along with eight other students from St John's College, believing that the Olympic Flame received too much reverence. The fake torch was hardly a master forgery, which makes the fact that it was passed off as the real deal all the more humorous. The fake was made using no more than a wooden chair leg that had been painted silver, holding at top a plum pudding can. As for the flame, which proved to be far from a reverent affair, this was created using a pair of underpants, soaked in kerosene. After a shaky start, Larkin ran with the torch to Sydney Town Hall protected by police who thought that he was the official runner, where he presented the torch to the Mayor of Sydney, Pat Hills. As the mayor was unprepared, he did not look at the torch and went straight to his speech. While Hills was talking, Larkin walked quietly away, avoiding attention. Hills didn't realise at all that the torch was fraudulent until someone whispered in his ear and told him it was a fake. Hills looked around for Larkin, but by now Larkin had merged into the crowd and escaped.What could be a better tribute to the Olympic spirit than unauthorized flaming underwear on a chair leg?
A bill introduced in the Ohio House would designate the Loveland Frogman as the state's official cryptid. A bill sponsored by Reps. Tristan Rader, D-13th district, and Jean Schmidt, R-62nd district, calls for the local legend to be named Ohio's official state cryptid. House Bill 821 describes the Loveland Frogman as "a frog-like, bipedal creature standing approximately four feet tall." The legend dates back to 1972, when two police officers reported spotting a large frog-like creature on different nights. The Frogman made headlines again in 2016, when a couple claimed to have seen the massive amphibian while playing Pokemon Go. The sighting prompted Mark Mathews, who purports to be one of the police officers who spotted the Frogman in 1972, to come forward with the whole story. Mathews said the first officer to spot the Frogman, Ray Shockey, told him he saw the creature near the Totes boot factory and the Little Miami River. Mathews said he was skeptical of the story, but a few days later he was driving in the same area when he saw something run across the road. He ended up shooting the creature and putting it in his trunk to show Shockey, who confirmed it was the same animal he had seen. The animal was a 3- to 3 1/2-foot-long iguana that was missing its tail.I don't know whether to be impressed that the Ohio legislature has solved the rest of the world's problems so that they have time for such things, horrified that the Ohio legislature is passing legislation to to formally embrace a hoax, or pleased that people so stupid are busy doing things like this instead of doing harm by "fixing" things elsewhere. At least in North Carolina, they're spending their time looking for something that actually exists. Although I'm not sure how big a missing pig needs to be to warrant making the news. To be fair, the report does say the pig has "absolute unit" status.
The world's largest Tyrannosaurus Rex statue needs a new home. Tyra, located in the Canadian Badlands, is a gigantic kitschy roadside attraction that, like the dinosaurs she is based on, is facing extinction. The 86-foot-tall T. rex that weighs in at around 145,000 pounds - significantly taller and heavier than any real-life T. rex - has called the small Canadian town of Drumheller her home since 2000. Visitors have been able to climb inside the giant dinosaur and stand in its open jaws that double as a viewing platform. Unfortunately, according to the Calgary Herald, Tyra is facing a problem no dinosaur has ever faced in their collective many millions of years on Earth: her lease is set to expire. In 2029, the current terms suggest that the structure could be dismantled. Local officials understand that it is a bit of a logistical nightmare to just up and move a giant dinosaur monolith, but so far, no one has come up with a viable solution for moving such a behemoth. In the meantime, Tyra underwent a structural assessment to ensure that she is stable and safe, and local officials invested over $300,000 into repairing and restoring the local landmark, ensuring that if Tyra does in fact change locations, she will be in relatively good shape.Maybe AOP needs a new lawn ornament? Tyra lives just down the road. If anyone can engineer a giant T-Rex transfer, it is AOP. Hat tip: Blaster
You would be surprised to learn that almost 69% of the US mushroom production occurs in the borough of Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. It is a small town of about 6000 people, but mushroom-growing facilities around town produce almost 451 million pounds of mushrooms annually (2024). 451 million pounds of mushrooms would occupy about 45 American football fields or 35 soccer fields. The dollar value of mushroom production in the US is roughly $ 1 billion per year.
China is the undisputed leader in mushroom production. China accounts for 93% of the world's global mushroom production.
The history of mushroom farming in Kennett Square dates back to 1885, when a grower obtained mushroom spores from Europe and began growing mushrooms. This concentration of mushroom farming in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania, is due to historical immigration patterns, primarily of Italians in the 1950s or 1960s, easy availability of horse manure for the mushroom substrate, and easy access to the Philadelphia and New York markets.Source
Keyshun Jones was fired from the store in Grapevine, outside Dallas, last November, but authorities say he would repeatedly slip back in, enter food orders on the register, and refund them to his personal credit card. Jones was taken into custody on April 17 after allegedly ringing up 800 orders of mac and cheese. Investigators began investigating the cheesy fraud after the restaurant reported hundreds of phony refunds. Jones faces charges of property theft, money laundering and evading arrest. He faces up to 10 years in state prison, if convicted - where he'll also be able to order mac & cheese, according to the menus on the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.Just imagine the jailhouse conversation: "What are you in for?" "Money laundering" "Yeah? Wow. That's sounds big. What did you do?" "I stole 800 orders of mac and cheese."
Silence.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)This place is a large and amazing family. Just another day:
Mr Aspirin Factory became a grandpa.
Professer Squirrel lost Little Jasmine, a long-time furry friend.
The heart alternately aches with grief and fills with joy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another ONT at April 29, 2026 10:00 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 29, 2026 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Druids at April 29, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: mindful webworker - rang the ONT gong at April 29, 2026 10:02 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 29, 2026 10:02 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 10:04 PM (HdYcL)
Closed caption reduced that to about 1/6.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wwwhat th'?? at April 29, 2026 10:04 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:04 PM (w8u+M)
South Side. 2400 East Carson Street - UPMC Behavioral Health. Caller is an employee and said another employee, who had the day off, got drunk and went to work. They would like assistance in getting him off the property.
You work in behavioral health, and you can't handle one drunk dude?
What is it, would you say, that you do there?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Well you could put him on a freight train and send him back to Illinois to the governor's mansion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 10:06 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
North Carolina? I would just assume that they're advertising a BBQ competition.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (w8u+M)
Stonehenge 0.8 beta.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
They would have said cow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (w8u+M)
Was there mass consumption of weed beforehand?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 10:09 PM (y171U)
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I'm so saddened to hear this news. May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:09 PM (w8u+M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)
Kennett Square PA is a nice little town. Was there a few weeks ago at Longwood Gardens - a great place to visit!
Posted by: Doof at April 29, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 10:10 PM (b3Yos)
We have a launch in about 20 minutes
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-36
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 29, 2026 PDT
Launch Time: 7:42 p.m. PDT (April 30, 0242 UTC, 04:42 CEST)
https://youtu.be/0fBYQSa73_w
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 10:11 PM (2F0/Y)
Watch from 14:55 to 16:00 if you're interested.
tiny.cc/4ql2101
Posted by: Sock Monkey * squirrel panel discussion moderator at April 29, 2026 10:11 PM (QamjA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)
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Well, yeah. Everyone but me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:11 PM (w8u+M)
Posted by: Keyshun Jones at April 29, 2026 10:11 PM (wVcYX)
Stacked how many camels deep?
Posted by: mindful webworker - avoiding both metric and soccer fields at April 29, 2026 10:11 PM (y3Pql)
No word if Ralph Northam was drinking that night after following the recent court cases.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 10:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)
B) 80K for 800 orders. Even if this is a group catered item $100 for macNcheese is stupidly steep. Who buys this $100 macNcheese in real life?
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 10:09 PM (y171U)
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There was the "tree fungus" mushroom my dad had to have for his mu shu recipe and he dragged me through Chinatown trying to find it. It was worth it though.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (w8u+M)
And they alllll moved away from me on the bench there…
(h/t Arlo)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and creating a nuisance at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
North Carolina? I would just assume that they're advertising a BBQ competition.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
Arnold Ziffel must have really porked up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cosda at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (rwGBS)
>> Stacked how many camels deep?
Mushrooms are measured in Alpacas, not Camels.
Common misconception.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2026 10:15 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Doof at April 29, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
Mrs B has a season pass there, or membership, or some shit. She goes a few times during the year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 10:15 PM (snZF9)
She's turned political and stupid since Trump won the election.
The latest? She's singing about global warming "scientists" being silenced. Apparently FedGov isn't paying bureaucrats to keep writing we only have 12 years left to stop global warming?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 10:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:17 PM (w8u+M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)
Stacked how many camels deep?
Posted by: mindful webworker
And at what angle of repose? And is it averaged out, or do they account for the different stacking ability of oyster mushrooms vs enoki?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:19 PM (w8u+M)
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)
Oooh, gearhead shit. Sounds cool. Ironically I'll be building a harley trans for another shop that day. I'll have to get my ass back here in time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 10:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 29, 2026 10:21 PM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:21 PM (w8u+M)
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Will I get in trouble if I make it my goal to post the most wildly inaccurate information, but with a very straight face?
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 10:22 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: PaleRider
I think that was just the stupidly-ridiculous order that got him caught, and the $80K was the total for his crime spree.
It did say it was a "scheme" he "repeatedly" used.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)
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That is so 20th century.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:23 PM (w8u+M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:22 PM (2GVsD)
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That would be me I guess!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:24 PM (w8u+M)
https://shorturl.at/63JWD
Lightning strikes giant dinosaur animatronic in Kansas, leaves only skeleton behind
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 10:25 PM (LyQI6)
Posted by: Ye Olde Mushroome Shoppe at April 29, 2026 10:25 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma
If he keeps guessing, he'll be right eventually. Probably take him several thousand years, though.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
*carefully inspects Ming vase*
*drops it*
Good evening, Hordians
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 10:04 PM (HdYcL)
It’s okay, just be quiet and bring the pieces here. I have super glue and some tape.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 10:26 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 10:26 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2026 10:27 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: TRex - fix-it dino at April 29, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)
https://shorturl.at/63JWD
Lightning strikes giant dinosaur animatronic in Kansas, leaves only skeleton behind
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Aha!
The dino would be hard to replace not only because of its size but also because those who manufacture dinosaurs like this are in China and they're not shipping due to tariffs, Gsell said.
Yang Poon strikes again!
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)
SCOTUS gutted some key legislation for Dems to keep power so many are screaming like half castrated bulls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:28 PM (2GVsD)
"Amazon considering reboot of “The Apprentice,” potential host could be Donald Trump Jr. - WSJ"
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 10:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:28 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 10:29 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 10:29 PM (+HNx/)
Bots have officially surpassed human users as the dominant source of traffic on the internet, new research has claimed.
The State of AI Traffic report by Human Sec found automated traffic grew nearly eight times faster than human activity in 2025.
"The internet as a whole was created with this very basic notion that there's a human being on the other side of the computer screen, and that notion is very rapidly being replaced," said Stu Solomon, CEO of Human Security.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:21 PM (w8u+M)
Smoke 'em if you got 'em !
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 10:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at April 29, 2026 10:31 PM (Hh6ap)
Lightning strikes giant dinosaur animatronic in Kansas, leaves only skeleton behind
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 10:25 PM
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Yikes! Toasted dino?!
Excerpt from the story:
The dinosaur, a Sauroposeidon (which means Earthquake God Lizard), was park of the Field Station: Dinosaurs theme park in Derby, Kansas. A storm pushed through the park April 25, which is when the nearly 100-foot long dinosaur caught fire, according to the Derby Fire Department.
Posted by: TRex - earthquake god lizard at April 29, 2026 10:31 PM (IQ6Gq)
Reddit users broke containment?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:31 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Well, I drove to Rotten Monkey House today to look at a car for sale. Owner had about 4 dogs running loose on the place. They barked at me, but were mostly friendly. One shaggy dog wanted to be my bestest friend ever. Sat down, put a front paw on my knee, and begged for cuddles and skritches.
Come to think of it, the car was pretty shaggy, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:32 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
"Amazon considering reboot of “The Apprentice,” potential host could be Donald Trump Jr. - WSJ"
Posted by: runner
I'm thinking more of a rebooted MXC with Libs being the foil of every crap situation and 'trial'.
"Right you are Don!"
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 10:33 PM (Kyh8Y)
For your viewing pleasure...
https://tinyurl.com/4njhszm7
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 10:33 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at April 29, 2026 10:31 PM
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Doesn't Delaware have a ton of turkey and chicken farms? Purdue etc.?
Posted by: TRex - smellivision dino at April 29, 2026 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2026 10:34 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Well that's just terrible news, isn't it, fellow humans?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: TRex - Mac n cheese dino at April 29, 2026 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)
Got his lip if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 10:36 PM (h8joU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:37 PM (kxLc1)
I am totally whelmed...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2026 10:34 PM
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Mission accomplished! Thanks for checking in.
Posted by: TRex - Irish stone mason dino at April 29, 2026 10:37 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 10:37 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 10:38 PM (ZxPkt)
Mushrooms are measured in Alpacas, not Camels.
Common misconception.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Guy I knew tried to start a mushroom farm in the closed-down Brittania copper mine at Britannia Beach, B.C. He was growing oyster mushrooms on plastic bags filled with sawdust. Mushrooms seemed to grow OK, but he could not make a go of the business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:38 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)
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I feel like I should call my rabbi on this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:38 PM (w8u+M)
I'm thinking more of a rebooted MXC with Libs being the foil of every crap situation and 'trial'.
"Right you are Don!"
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 10:33 PM
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"Don't get eliminated!"
Posted by: TRex - Kenny Blankenship dino at April 29, 2026 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:37 PM (kxLc1)
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I just want to know when the AE-35 unit is going to go 100 percent failure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 10:39 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 29, 2026 10:40 PM (ohOaC)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 10:41 PM (sKqQm)
Music was phenomenal.
Top ten was hilarious
Guests didn’t know wtf to expect.
No partisan bs. Just funny and creative.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 10:42 PM (A5RD0)
Lacy Underalls scene >>> Phoebe Cates scene in Fast Times.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:42 PM (kxLc1)
So another strike for being a bot.
Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
I was also like 12.
Anyway..... seems like a good time if you're on the sidelines. And high as a kite.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 10:42 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Anna Puma
If he keeps guessing, he'll be right eventually. Probably take him several thousand years, though.
Posted by: mikeski
Nah, he's jumping on a flying saucer to get dropped off on Pluto. He can freeze on his own.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2026 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 10:42 PM (A5RD0)
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And The Guy Under The Stairs
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (w8u+M)
So first you'll need ti make a mold so you can make a sand casting...
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (h8joU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
If your brain is bio and not mechanical, no. Otherwise, maybe.
Then again, Florence in Freefall (webcomic) is a fully-biological AI.....
Maybe 'psycho is right and it's a question for the religious leaders.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Well that's just terrible news, isn't it, fellow humans?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
Three things have me very concerned...
Armed robots and drones in War...
AI... controlling said robots...
And a new one, where people are creating AI driven STOCK MARKET accounts... like they will not use insider trading or large scale market manipulation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (mP0Kj)
When I was looking for paralegal jobs, I would constantly get notices for attorney jobs, despite the fact that paralegals do not have law degrees, and are therefore prohibited from practicing law. But. apparently, the bots would just see words like “legal,” and “law,” and run with it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
Thank you T-Rex and RandomDave. I feel so flattered!
By coincidence I'm struggling with a TPMS issue on my Ram 1500. Costco put new sensors in but the system won't update even after driving way beyond what the owners manual says is needed for the system to update. I'm beginning to suspect they put the wrong sensors in for my model.
Frustrating to spend time and money on something I lived well without for over 50 years of driving.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma
If your brain is bio and not mechanical, no. Otherwise, maybe.
Then again, Florence in Freefall (webcomic) is a fully-biological AI.....
Maybe 'psycho is right and it's a question for the religious leaders.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)
I am still waiting for my Cherry 2000.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 29, 2026 10:45 PM (ohOaC)
Answer is still a big NO
Just so you know. Thank you.
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Grateful, I am with you on this one. That dino is too big for proper placement in your yard. (And it's not a good representation of a proper T Rex.) We will keep looking for something slightly smaller!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2026 10:45 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:46 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:47 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
Getting caught having a sex den in his office ?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:47 PM (kxLc1)
Arianespace - Ariane 64 - Amazon Leo (LE-02)
ELA-4 - Guiana SC, FG - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 30, 2026
Launch Time: 04:08 AM EDT (05:08 GFT, 0808 UTC, 1008 CEST)
https://youtu.be/N9Srey0ZjT8
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y)
Smart Moron as the Karen 2020 model has been a complete bomb.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:47 PM (kxLc1)
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Was that wrong?
Posted by: Matt Lauer at April 29, 2026 10:48 PM (+HNx/)
110 Scampydog, I know what's coming.
Answer is still a big NO
Just so you know. Thank you.
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Grateful, I am with you on this one. That dino is too big for proper placement in your yard. (And it's not a good representation of a proper T Rex.) We will keep looking for something slightly smaller!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
******"
Think under two feet, that way there can be many to guard the perimeter......
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 10:41 PM (sKqQm)
Tolkien used it, more than a few times, in LOTR.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:50 PM (utfVc)
Answer is still a big NO
Just so you know. Thank you.
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Grateful, I am with you on this one. That dino is too big for proper placement in your yard. (And it's not a good representation of a proper T Rex.) We will keep looking for something slightly smaller!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2026 10:45 PM (vrNzf)
It wouldn't provide protection for TRex if Grateful had the weapon I posted yesterday. It looked like a .50 BMG Derringer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2026 10:50 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 10:51 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
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The increased number is brilliant! T Rex can have his own army of dinos! But they need to be over two feet tall...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2026 10:52 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:53 PM (2GVsD)
Oh a sequel to Blood on the Badge with lawsuits to match.
At least he got to punch Arnold in the face.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 10:53 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:53 PM
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Would the rabbi approve?
Posted by: TRex - robot horde dino at April 29, 2026 10:55 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Actually, shorter is better, then all my TN Vols garden gnomes can assist in defense (and there are many!)
Posted by: The Grateful at April 29, 2026 10:55 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Might be the frequency they operate on. For a while GM had one frequency, Ford another, and so on. I think there were about 4, maybe 5 different frequencies used by various manufacturers.
I had all 4 in my wife's Ford Explorer (2020) replaced this past summer. They are a different frequency than my Chevy Colorado pickup.
It could also be a simple matter of "arming" it via some weird shit you do in the vehicle; like tap the brake 3 times, turn the key off/on some magical number of times, offer up a chicken, etc.
Do a web search and check out YouTube vids.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 10:56 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2026 10:56 PM (S/Y4j)
Please, just a little lottery jackpot, just enough to ditch working and do other stuff.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
Nine ten eleven delve thirteen...
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
AI, use "delve" in a sentence, with a bad Minnesota accent.
Delve and da orcs had a big fight in dat dere Lord ah da Rings film, you betcha.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)
104 81 Bots have officially surpassed human users as the dominant source of traffic on the internet, new research has claimed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
So the entire internet is now officially fake and gay.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 10:57 PM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2026 10:57 PM (totH9)
So first you'll need ti make a mold so you can make a sand casting...
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 10:43 PM (h8joU)
I watch a EweTube video where Pakistani mechanics patched up a windowed engine block. To preheat it before welding, they soaked cow patties with kerosene, stacked them around the block, and then set them alight.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 10:58 PM (LyQI6)
Frustrating to spend time and money on something I lived well without for over 50 years of driving.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (QGaXH)
You need to use a scan tool with the proper software to access and alter the TPMS program in the car's on-board computer. Code readers cannot do it.
On my 2008 Suburban, I went with TPMS sensors for years. Finally found some affordable ones on Amazon, bought a set, and had them installed in the rims when I bought a set of new tires. The tire shop had to use the aforementioned scan tool to make the car recognize them. Fuckers barely lasted a year. Last year, I bought a set of near-new Michelins from a friend, mounted them myself, and shitcanned all the TPMS sensors. They were all swollen and split. Bad batteries, I guess.
There used to be something called "virtual TPMS" which I think was really better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:58 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 10:58 PM (OoFl2)
That is weird, two of Jack Chalker's books are no longer available for download unless you bought it long ago.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 29, 2026 10:59 PM (mfM/h)
Posted by: Anna Puma
He must be running out of money so he's starting a new scam on a new generation. He's a grifter.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2026 11:00 PM (totH9)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 10:58 PM (LyQI6)
If it works, it works.
I was at a summer camp once where the highest feat of engineering was to stuff old dried horse turds into a tube and light them up as rockets. This was in Texas.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 11:01 PM (gKWVE)
No Matango?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ever have morels? There's a store near me that occasionally has them. They are around $60 or more per pound, but they're lightweight so you can get a handful for about 10 bucks. They are really good sauteed in butter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 10:58 PM (LyQI6)
If you look at enough old cars and old tractors, you will see such block repairs on a regular basis. Quite often, the old-timers would just cut a patch to fit over the hole, and attach it with a bunch of stove bolts. Good as new!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 11:03 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2026 11:04 PM (neSLO)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 11:05 PM (77rzZ)
Capture it? Heck, I'm a gonna shoot it and eat high on the hog for a while!
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2026 11:05 PM (D4VUo)
@cosminDZS
I WAS LEAKED a confidential Canadian Forces report that reveals a Quebec officer training platoon had 83% permanent residents. The program descended into ethnic infighting between West African factions, "lack of respect" for women and a 48% grad rate
x.com/cosminDZS/status/2049250872568488154
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 11:06 PM (diia5)
Got his lip if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale
That rings a bell. I think you're right.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 11:07 PM (0Htd1)
Well -
https://tinyurl.com/3mmtsxtj
Anyway, just a small tidbit reminder of how things were. And at that time, Reagan received what to many was a shockingly bad treatment by the press, by standards of the day. Ha! Fast forward to 2026 ......
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 11:07 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
He soured after moving from NBC to CBS. Heck, I remember when he late morning show on NBC. Trying to remember what it was about, long time ago.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 11:07 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 11:08 PM (+HNx/)
Silence.
"Oh, you're gonna be a fun one, boy. I've got just the dress for you."
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2026 11:08 PM (D4VUo)
Heaven rejoices as we grieve him.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2026 11:09 PM (Vvh2V)
Music was phenomenal.
Top ten was hilarious
Guests didn’t know wtf to expect.
No partisan bs. Just funny and creative.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Even when I was working the next day, I would stay up to watch the top ten.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 11:09 PM (0Htd1)
Nick shirley © @nickshirleyy
Tim Walz called me a "far right delusional conspiracy theorist" and said exposing the fraud in his state was "white supremacy."
It was the classic false smear tactic that has worked for so long... but it didn't work this time.
Tim was exposed and dropped out.
Tim leared.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2026 11:10 PM (S/Y4j)
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Media comparisons of Reagan with Gille de Rais went nowhere, for some reason.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 11:11 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)
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Not for a long time. But 2-3 years ago we got some wild chanterelles from our cousins' ranch and they were transcendent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well, of course. The delves of Mirkwood. The delves of Lothlorien…
Hahaha. Vivaldi spell-check has Lothlorien.
Posted by: mindful webworker - And the wharfs who mined the lonely mountains at April 29, 2026 11:14 PM (y3Pql)
139 AlGore says we gonna freeze to death.
Posted by: Anna Puma
He must be running out of money so he's starting a new scam on a new generation. He's a grifter.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2026 11:00 PM (totH9)
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Big Al will have to coordinate his grift with NOAA. That agency has all the temperature sensors placed in hot parking lots next to air conditioners, under restaurant exhaust fans. and other sources of heat. They're going to need to relocate them to caves, parking structures, and recruit a whole new volunteer force to record temperatures.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 11:14 PM (bslOC)
On the stupid bilateral pissing match topic, nice to see the fans at a Buffalo NHL game the other night finish "Oh Canada" when the singer's mike failed. You can find several instances of this from past years up in Canada, where the crowd sings the Star Spangled Banner.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 11:15 PM (U/Byj)
https://youtu.be/thGCS91JxTE
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2026 11:16 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: rhomboid
The frightening thing is to contemplate why they are importing 3rd worlders to staff up their military while reflecting on the truckers' protests. Nothing good comes to mind.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 11:17 PM (diia5)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 11:18 PM (bslOC)
To what depth?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
There are people around Michigan who know how to find morels in the woods.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 11:18 PM (0Htd1)
May Captain Whitebread RIP (too young and I loved his name), empathy for the Professor on his kitty loss, and congratulations to Grandpa Aspirin.
Being a grandparent is the greatest gift of getting old! Keeps you young; and living so close to ours is a blessing and honor. We have so much joy and fun and don't know what we did before they entered our world..."trailing clouds of glory." (Wordsworth, my flying monkeys).
Goodnight you crazy rascals!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 11:20 PM (Kyh8Y)
"Amazon considering reboot of “The Apprentice,” potential host could be Donald Trump Jr. - WSJ"
Posted by: runner
I'm thinking more of a rebooted MXC with Libs being the foil of every crap situation and 'trial'.
"Right you are Don!"
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 10:33 PM (Kyh8Y)
I still want Dog The Bounty Hunter chasing Hunter Biden around the world. I might actually use Netflix for that.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 29, 2026 11:20 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: mikeski
157 …The delves of Mirkwood. The delves of Lothlorien…
Posted by: mindful webworker
Y' really gotta be fast around here when the jokes are so obvious.
Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it oblivious? at April 29, 2026 11:21 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:21 PM (G4ajv)
That couldn't have been the order!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)
STOP DYING
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 11:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 11:14 PM (bslOC)
Lemme guess: the "cure" for "onset of a new Ice Age" is the same as the "cure" for Gerbil Worming, right? Stop using fossil fuels?
What do I win?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 11:22 PM (utfVc)
@cosminDZS
I WAS LEAKED a confidential Canadian Forces report that reveals a Quebec officer training platoon had 83% permanent residents. The program descended into ethnic infighting between West African factions, "lack of respect" for women and a 48% grad rate
x.com/cosminDZS/status/2049250872568488154
Posted by: weft cut-loop
dIVer5itY iZ 0uR sTriNGth!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 29, 2026 11:23 PM (ohOaC)
Johnny helped get me through college....
These clowns make the KKK look like the boy scouts....
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 11:24 PM (ZWcdc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:26 PM (bss/y)
IIRC, one of the Hobbit towns in the Shire was called "Michel Delving", which literally meant "Much Digging".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 11:28 PM (utfVc)
What do I win?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No, they need to whip a 180 on that, to power all the AI datacenters.
But you can be sure the cure will require more government control of everything.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)
We can never dig too deep"
~The Dwarves (featuring Thorin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 29, 2026 11:31 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2026 11:31 PM (Vvh2V)
The day my momma
Got out of prison
I went
To pick her up
In the rain
But before I could get her
In my pickup
Truck
She got run over by a damned old train
David Allen Coe, RIP
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 11:31 PM (LyQI6)
Catch Up @CatchUpFeed
Greg Bovino says Trump admin's lack of political will slowing mass deportations
https://tinyurl.com/3jbphhbn
That is NOT what I voted for. Sigh.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 11:31 PM (74zY1)
We can never dig too deep"
~The Dwarves (featuring Thorin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 29, 2026 11:31 PM (jrgJz)
Until you awaken a Balrog and it wrecks your shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:31 PM (bss/y)
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Guess when he goes to jail he's gonna need more
😎
Elbow room
YAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:32 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 29, 2026 11:34 PM (xcxpd)
We can never dig too deep"
Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past
Until you awaken a Balrog and it wrecks your shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah, but we weren't scared of it!
Posted by: the ghost of random dwarf #73 at April 29, 2026 11:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 11:35 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 11:36 PM (gKWVE)
Pink Martini ft. China Forbes - Sympathique (Live from Stuttgart - 2010)
https://youtu.be/RQTWIUK4acM
I also really like their darker take on Que Sera Sera, which has been featured on TV and film, such as in a deeply moving scene of the afterlife workplace dramedy Dead Like Me:
Pink Martini - Que Sera Sera (Audio)
https://youtu.be/dxigox5uNvY
Today is also the 53rd birthday for bassist Mike Hogan, formerly of The Cranberries. They disbanded after releasing their final album In The End in 2019, completed using vocal demos that lead singer Dolores O'Riordan had recorded on her hard drive before her accidental drowning death in 2018. This song is from happier times, off their 2nd album No Need To Argue (1994):
The Cranberries - Ode To My Family (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/Zz-DJr1Qs54
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 11:37 PM (Sy6m/)
You've heard of mushroom management : Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em shit. Coal mines are great for the "dark" part.
One of the major dangers in raising mushrooms is contamination of the beds with non-wanted spores. There are a huge number of mushroom species in the world, but only a relative handful are not poisonous to one degree or another. The last thing a mushroom operation wants is a stray airborne spore from one of the "bad" mushrooms getting in among their crop. Coal mines are almost ridiculously easy to isolate.
I've mentioned in the past that my wife is a coal miner's (step)daughter. There is a mushroom operation about 5 miles from her parent's house in a defunct coal mine.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 11:37 PM (3tF5Z)
ShroomsSmall.jpg
You would be surprised to learn that almost 69% of the US mushroom production occurs in the borough of Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. It is a small town of about 6000 people, but mushroom-growing facilities around town produce almost 451 million pounds of mushrooms annually (2024).
Surprised? Not really.
The air roundabout there has a, shall we say, earthy smell to it.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:38 PM (xG4kz)
So... what Walz is saying is that fraud is POC inferiority?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Until you awaken a Balrog and it wrecks your shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I took about eight of my cub scouts out last Friday evening at the council jamboree to collect firewood.
We plundered a pile of cut down saplings and everyone just had to break off a walking stick before we got down to business.
Business was not gotten down to, however, until each and every kid performed their Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm impression.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:45 PM (xG4kz)
Of the two magnets, employment and welfare, the first is by the far the most important and largest. Progress has been made on the latter, which is much easier and more efficient as we're talking federal programs. But the dramatic outflow we need, starting yesterday, to materially change the situation prior to who knows what January 21, 2029 ain't coming til the employment magnet is diminished or switched off.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 11:48 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot
If you were grading them, did they pass?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 11:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 29, 2026 11:49 PM (jrgJz)
I called her (not to her, to friends) "Coal Mine Owner's Daughter", a tiny bit of funny based off the song.
Can't even remember how that went, or why it didn't proceed further.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 11:52 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - or WORST! at April 29, 2026 11:52 PM (y3Pql)
Thanks for tonight's ONT, TRex!
I do hope that you & The Grateful can reach agreement on yard decor. So many dino's, so little time! LOL
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 11:11 PM (+HNx/)
People here might know about Gille de Rais, but among the general public? Maybe 1 in a 1000?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2026 11:58 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Cicero
People here might know about Gille de Rais, but among the general public? Maybe 1 in a 1000?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
And now, the name would be better-known among the general public than among the journalists.
Not because the public is better-informed.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 12:04 AM (VHUov)
There used to be something called "virtual TPMS" which I think was really better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:58 PM (utfVc)
I ripped them out of my pickup. Got tired of dealing with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 12:05 AM (snZF9)
Lessee, 145,000 pounds, going 1,739 miles…
Grok, what would that cost?
Specialized/Super Heavy (multi-axle, complex route), extremely complex moves can exceed $15,000–$20,000 when all fees are added.
Is that all? Heck, throw in a triceratops.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not counting dismantling and reconstruction at April 30, 2026 12:05 AM (y3Pql)
A minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania will celebrate an unusual local cryptid this season when, for one night only, they will take to the field as the Squonk. Said to inhabit the northern forests of the state, the curious-looking critter was first detailed in the 1910 book 'Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods.' The "always unhappy" Squonk was said to sport "misfitting skin" that made it so unsightly and uncomfortable that the pig-like creature constantly wept about its unfortunate state and could "dissolve itself in tears" should it be frightened or the need to escape from capture arise.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:06 AM (Cqx++)
Oh boy. So to speak.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 12:07 AM (gKWVE)
For those wishing to keep up on murder and mayhem in Chi-town, home of the Blackhawks and the Obama Memorial Flakturm.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:07 AM (U/Byj)
So... what Walz is saying is that fraud is POC inferiority?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
The entire piece of shit democrat party have become the kids that call their parents dicks when they get caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Across the board, with everything.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 12:08 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 12:09 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 12:09 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Berserker
So, do you simply ignore the dash "idiot light" forevermore?
I need new tires, and suspect they will attempt to upsell new sensors-- which I will decline-- but damn, that light is annoying. Especially since *every* previous instance of it illuminating (so far) has been a false alarm!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:13 AM (U/Byj)
Didn't say which part of the pattern, and I'm not sure of the exact speed of a plane like that on approach, but pretty sure it's much faster than any conventional drone - so an "encounter" could be pretty exciting, as in screaming just past the drone.
Small miracle there hasn't been a serious incident involving a drone, unless there has been and I missed it.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:18 AM (U/Byj)
Never had the probs you're describing. Maybe cuz in socali it never freezes???
Posted by: MAxIE at April 30, 2026 12:19 AM (3Dvl3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 12:21 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:22 AM (vE0+H)
I need new tires, and suspect they will attempt to upsell new sensors-- which I will decline-- but damn, that light is annoying. Especially since *every* previous instance of it illuminating (so far) has been a false alarm!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)
Why yes, that is what I do. I get a "check tire monitor system" text message in the display panel, and that can be turned off by hitting the trip odometer rest button. But the amber tire alert lamp stays lit. It is easily ignorable.
I ran into the text-wall limit when referring to "virtual" TPMS. That system used the ABS wheel-speed sensors to compute a running count of wheel revolutions on a per-wheel basis. With 4 like tires, all the wheels should do an exactly equal number of revolutions over a long-enough time span (so that corners and road bends are averaged out). If one wheel consistently records more or fewer revolutions than its mates, it might be under or over inflated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:24 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:27 AM (vE0+H)
And what's with the tire pressure stuff? This isn't a space shuttle or a B-52 or something. Know you tires, visually check them out frequently, occasionally use a $12 tool to check the pressure. Are we done here?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:31 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 12:32 AM (0nHVk)
Business was not gotten down to, however, until each and every kid performed their Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm impression.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot
If you were grading them, did they pass?
Posted by: mikeski
They did, until they started using whole saplings as their staff and those were three to four times taller than were they.
Point were deducted for inauthentic costuming, shall we say.
The funniest part was that they would put down "their" staff to finally help collect wood and when they'd return to get it, anguished cries of "Who has my walking stick?" predominated in the conversation.
I larfed, which doubtlessly disappointed some of them who, I expect, figured that I would sort out the ownership question.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 12:34 AM (xG4kz)
Besides, all I need is the air that I breathe.
https://youtu.be/6Nq4j3Ulkd0
G'nite, merry band of Morons & 💖 ettes.
Posted by: mindful webworker - to dream, perchance to sleep at April 30, 2026 12:34 AM (y3Pql)
I need new tires, and suspect they will attempt to upsell new sensors-- which I will decline-- but damn, that light is annoying. Especially since *every* previous instance of it illuminating (so far) has been a false alarm!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)
Ignore it? No, I flip it the middle finger when I see it. lol
It started with the light. I did the whole bullshit ritual of resetting it, which on the chevy colorado was like ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid. 15 minutes later the light came back on. Ok, a sensor is probably bad, but which one? Change them all @ $75 each and then find out oh something in the computer is fucked, so sorry. Anyway, one day I was checking the air pressure, and the chucklehead before me had some shitty metal valve stem caps. One must have oxidized and fused to the threads of the stem. I went to unscrew it and the entire threaded part of the stem broke off exposing the valve core. It wasn't leaking, but i couldn't put air in it either. Soooo, get a new sensor for $75 and STILL be staring at the light on the dashboard? Fuck no, it needed tires anyway, so out they came
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 12:35 AM (snZF9)
There is another T. rex statue in Arizona somewhere along I-40. My daughter took a great gag picture of me cowering before it with my arms upraised as if it were attacking me. That was thirteen years ago.
Every now and then I resurrect it as my avatar for one or another of my social media accounts.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 12:39 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:42 AM (vE0+H)
I bought a set of external TPMS sensors with a dash mounted readout unit to use on trailers. It works.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 30, 2026 12:42 AM (3tF5Z)
At the moment no one wants to invade Cuba, except maybe some expats, even Lindsay Graham has been quiet.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 12:43 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)
TPMS is a heavy-handed attempt to force habitually unobservant people to check their tires. Unfortunately, the implementation has been very bad.
You what would work? Mount four of those el-cheapo non-contact infrared temperature sensors, one at each wheel. Underinflated tires run hot, and very hot as they approach failure. You could have software that compares measured temperature of each tire and compares to what should be expected, given ambient temperature, road speed, and duration of trip. If a sensor gets obscured by mud or dirt, or suffers road damage, system could report "sensor error, XX wheel, see dealer". I would make the sensors standardized to a very few types, and as easy to replace as a light bulb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:44 AM (utfVc)
Apparently the Dems in Congress have tried to prohibit Trump from invading Cuba, and failed the vote.
Just have the Coast Guard capture and re-direct refugee boats from Haiti to Cuba. Problem solved, especially after the Haitians start eating the dogs and eating the cats.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 12:46 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:42 AM (vE0+H)
Chills and fever, like a tertian fever.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR)
And what's with the tire pressure stuff? This isn't a space shuttle or a B-52 or something. Know you tires, visually check them out frequently, occasionally use a $12 tool to check the pressure. Are we done here?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)
Right, its called the old way, and it works. I can't even work on new harleys because they have become such a technological nightmare you need $1000's of dollars of scanning tools. Up until not that long ago the repair manuals all had a wiring section, basically the schematics and some trouble shooting for certain electrical goodies. Now? lolol, yeah right. Thats not even in the books anymore noooooo you need to buy an electrical manual. Its 2" thick, it's $100, will be useless when the next year's model comes out, and is all flow charts and requires computer programs and break out boxes that you need to update the adapter plugs for newer models. The shops I work out of all said fuck this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 12:47 AM (snZF9)
At least it will be there to prompt me to check the pressure more often, I suppose. LOL
I go to the dealer for oil changes. (The idjit-lube places have mostly gone out of business locally. Wonder why? *not really*)
Of course, dealer always tries to push another $600-700 "service" each visit. I know they'll want to do the tires, so will get a bid from my fave tire shop before next oil change.
Car mfr's warranty runs out this autumn. {Hold me, mommy, I'm scared!}
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)
Time to go collect the dog for bedtime ... see you in the Tech thread.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 12:50 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Here's the band for their walk-on music, then.
https://youtu.be/AF8F_wnqjCw
They're not always that weird.....
https://youtu.be/NfhZUrVNBh0
But they usually are.
And they do live stuff with a minor-league-baseball feel to it, so they'd fit in. Audience participation..... with giant instruments!
https://youtu.be/EvEnuT1FLDM
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 12:50 AM (VHUov)
Chills and fever, like a tertian fever.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR)
Chills and a fever, aka the Weather
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:53 AM (vE0+H)
I've wondered why there hasn't already been anyone even trying to capture market share with better made, simpler products. From cars to water heaters to fridges. Oh sure, exploit any actual advances in materials or design - which in most cases are minimal. But make them simpler, make them last, and charge more - there would be the proverbial mobs beating a path to your door(s).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:53 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 12:47 AM (snZF9)
Hand cranks and hot-tube ignition FTW! Did you ever watch that youtube video by a guy that made hot-tube ignition for a Briggs & Stratton mower engine? He used stack of those little "anti-fouling adaptors they used to sell for spark plugs - basically an inch-long steel tube with a 14 mm male thread on one end, and a female on the other. I think he ended up stacking about six of them. The engine started on its spark plug, and once warmed up, the tube was hot enough to act as a glow plug, and fire the mixture. And the engine would run on practically any fuel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:54 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:53 AM (U/Byj)
I will guess with 3D printing and CNC it will be possible to run off old style motors.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 12:58 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:01 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: rhomboid
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YES! This! 1000000 x this!
I'd gladly pay for RELIABLE stuff!!!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:02 AM (Fbc0I)
I was just going to lurk tonight, but I just wanted to point out that the rock on the right in the top photo looks like the inspiration for Obama's Presidential Library.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 01:04 AM (edmpr)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 12:58 AM (rbvCR)
I think it's going to be a while before we get 3D printing of structural or heat-treated metal parts. Possibly we could see 3D electro-deposition of metal to make certain metal parts?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:06 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:02 AM (Fbc0I)
Smart truckers used to walk around their rigs and trailers with a bat or hammer, and thump all the tires on the sidewall. A properly-inflated tire gives a slightly musical "dunk" sound, while a low tire makes more of a flat slap. Any tire that "thumps" with an odd note is worthy of closer inspection.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:11 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:15 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
I've wondered why there hasn't already been anyone even trying to capture market share with better made, simpler products. From cars to water heaters to fridges. Oh sure, exploit any actual advances in materials or design - which in most cases are minimal. But make them simpler, make them last, and charge more - there would be the proverbial mobs beating a path to your door(s).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2026 12:53 AM (U/Byj)
There is a definite thing like that going on with the harley. I have 5 of them. My newest is a 1997. My oldest is an 1987. I have an '87, an '88, a '92, a '94, and a '97. They all have the EVO engine. That engine was made from 1984 1/2 up to 1999. I have them because I worked on 100's of them, and they are solid. They are real reliable, go a shitload of miles, they don't leak, and they are simple. Well, its slowly catching on now and people are looking to buy them. You can find nice ones in the $5000 area and people sucking them up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:22 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:54 AM (utfVc)
Sounds wild. I will have to look for that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:24 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:33 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
I haven't had any problems with them in the other cars. My car is a 2015 and never had a problem. Mrs B's rdx is a 2017 and her's has a readout that shows the pressure in each tire, which is nice. She never had a problem. My chevy colorado was a frigging problem. Some cars just might use a shit design. There might be better replacements out there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:35 AM (snZF9)
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Wtf?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:37 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:33 AM (vE0+H)
No clue about that one. Women used to concern themselves with other things.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:37 AM (vE0+H)
I can see that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:39 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)
Hypothetically would it be better to be uninformed, or ill informed?
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:40 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Berserker
No doubt. My OEM sensors are still good at ~7 years. The aftermarket set (that I got when buying studded tires on their own rims) had failure after only 4 years.
I'm convinced that some politician's family was heavily invested in tire pressure sensor manufacturing...
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:42 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:44 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)
-
Obligatory PSA:
https://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 30, 2026 01:45 AM (a1meb)
Posted by: ...
>Whoopi was cast as a nun, so you may have something there.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:46 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:33 AM (vE0+H)
Counter argument: Men are incapable of walking and chewing gum at the same time.
Makes just about as much sense.
You know, you might as well say women shouldn't be allowed to read. That would probably solve your misogyny problem. Works for the muzzies.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 01:54 AM (DwqWV)
The snide, passive-aggressive arrogance is so tiresome.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: MAxIE at April 30, 2026 01:56 AM (3Dvl3)
The snide, passive-aggressive arrogance is so tiresome.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
You have to wonder how they feel about their moms and wives, doncha?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 02:01 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Makes me cringe. I've known too many guys like that.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
Shitty night at work. Two machines with ghosts in them. One machine is picking up parts and looking at them, then putting them back into the tray. It does all ten then throws a servo motor code. One has nothing to do with the other. I think it's AI has gone stupid. The other just shuts off for no reason.
Three good dudes quit. Better offers elsewhere.
Tonight sucked.
Now for beer.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 02:03 AM (G4ajv)
Simple switch. Several wires/connectors. Tightened them all (starter wire was loose). Found one wire dangling & traced it to some accessories.. hooked it to the "key on" pole.
All good! Starter worked, everything worked, customer satisfied!
Ran into the old fellow in another store a while later-- he was so happy! Introduced me to his friend: "This here's the gal that fixed my radio!" Hahaha.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)
Shitty night at work. Two machines with ghosts in them. One machine is picking up parts and looking at them, then putting them back into the tray. It does all ten then throws a servo motor code. One has nothing to do with the other. I think it's AI has gone stupid. The other just shuts off for no reason.
Three good dudes quit. Better offers elsewhere.
Tonight sucked.
Now for beer.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 02:03 AM (G4ajv)
Beer? Sounds like a Jack Daniels and weed night. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:13 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)
I'm really curious to see how you would be with harleys. Like being tossed right into the shit. A baptism under fire thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9)
What's up?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9)
That's what I'm going through. Their trying to turn my heavy equipment mechanic ass into a technition on really expensive computer building machines. This crap is unbelievably high tech. Almost magic. They have faith in me so far..
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 02:22 AM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 02:24 AM (G4ajv)
I dunno. Clean room is likely much different...
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
Clean the lenses; be certain of their "aim" (know whether some eejot messed with them)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
No such thing as a clean room in what I do. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:35 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)
PNP robots are often used in clean rooms-- like medical/drug packaging, for example.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
One shop I worked out of years ago had the closest thing to a clean room. It was a room where you built the engines. It was over sterile if you ask me, but the owner was a Felix Unger. The closest thing to a germaphobe I ever saw in a shop. As if grease from 40 feet away was going to enter the room and screw up an engine build.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:48 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker
Dude probly rebuilt automatic transmissions in a former life, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:52 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
He did come from the car industry, but from machine shops.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 02:54 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at April 30, 2026 03:01 AM (984BN)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
This guy was a fucking hop in the ass. One day I was working on something, and I had to walk away from the bike lift for a second. I hear him call me and says a cigarette is burning, like loud like something is on fire. I turn around and he holds up an ash tray. I said cig is in the ash tray? is it supposed to be in the ash tray?. Another time I'm doing a valve adjustment on a $35,000 custom build, and I'm counting the turns on the pushrod adjustment and he comes running over with a sharpie without a cap. He just holds it out. I said whats up. He says this has no cap, this is how they dry out, and then runs away. Uh ok, I guess I'll start from scratch with counting the turns you frigging dickhead. Then one day he asked if I would cut my hair because it might be scary to the customers. I looked at him and said is this a fucking poodle wash?? We work on harleys, have you seen the fucking riders that ride harleys??? This was all in the same week. Yeah I was out of there. the dude should have owned a pet food store, not a shop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 03:04 AM (snZF9)
https://smt.fuji.co.jp/en/mounter/
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Uggh at April 30, 2026 03:05 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Uggh at April 30, 2026 03:05 AM (2sfNr)
yeah, and talking about southern democrat slave owners.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 03:07 AM (snZF9)
Wow.
And to think, all those bright green dildoes were wasted at wimmen's spurts-ball games...
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)
>RFI. EMI. Grounding problem. Cable shielding problems - proper draining. Microwaves - no cell phones on the production floor.
Servo drives and motors can be pretty touchy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:09 AM (Fbc0I)
#1 Hiring Comey to teach ethics was like hiring Jeffrey Dahmer to teach cooking.
#3 While Fauci has federal pardons, there is nothing preventing FL or TX from sending him to the Electric Chair for mass murder.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 30, 2026 03:12 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
I can't.
Sorry I was doing my nightly brain dump. I'm probably not going to sleep until I figure this out. Gonna see hkw loud I can get some Tool out here in the shop without waking the wife.
The three kids who quit might play into this more than I was originally thinking.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 03:17 AM (G4ajv)
Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta let yer brain chew on it overnight...
Best of luck!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)
Servo drives and motors can be pretty touchy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:09 AM (Fbc0I)
It's one machine with 10 others in the same bank. Number 10 of 11. The rest are fine. It even shares a cpu and main frame with the one next to it. I'm thinking someone did something they knew was wrong and... here I am. loosing sleep over this.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 03:22 AM (G4ajv)
Three good dudes quit. Better offers elsewhere.
Tonight sucked.
Now for beer.
My guess is that you have a ground noise problem. When I was at NASA we had a computerized piece of test equipment in the lab that was throwing intermittent faults. I was watching it when I heard a refrigerator motor start up and the test machine threw a fault. Bad ground on the refrigerator injected noise into the test machine.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 30, 2026 03:25 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Late Night Lurker at April 30, 2026 03:28 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:29 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 30, 2026 03:25 AM (Da7Vv)
The whole building is ground. ESD stuff.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 03:31 AM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Reforger
Restore defaults on malfunctioning machine, to the other *functioning* machine's specs?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:31 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:29 AM (Fbc0I)
I tried everything. Up to and including turning it off and on again.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 03:33 AM (G4ajv)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:31 AM (rdVOm)
The two on this dock do things only they do. Your Fuji link reminded me I have access to their online resources. That'll be tomorrow if dayshift can't figure it out.
Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2026 03:38 AM (G4ajv)
It's a real headache, and was never as complicated as feared at first.
Again-- good luck. Think through the process... what is *supposed to happen* vs. what's actually happening. Where is the break?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 10:21
I had a real shock the other day when I found 2 morels (one was a double, so more like 3) growing in our front yard.
We planted an apple tree there some yrs ago. They apparently like to grow around elm, ash or apple trees. Living in wht would have been a savannah area along the river the spores must have been there until the right conditions caused them to pop up. First time and we've lived here 38 yrs.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 30, 2026 03:47 AM (55Qr6)
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Re-install the program(s)?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)
166 What happened with Perfesser Squirrel?
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
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I had to put my beloved cat Jasmine to sleep this morning. It's been very hard on me.
She was my dear friend for 13 years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (gnNyN)
Very sorry, Perfessor Squirrel.
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 03:50 AM (8rTNG)
I've found "shaggy mane" mushrooms here. I've heard they're edible, and have no poisonous look-alikes, but don't know how is best to prepare them. Too bad. Seems like wasted food...
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2026 03:51 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Reforger
>More often than not, like 80% of the time, it's some mechanical problem or jam that everybody overlooked. If you're servo is faulting out, it's trying to get to somewhere and isn't making it. If it isn't burning up, it's doing its job.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:55 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 04:26 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 04:35 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2026 04:37 AM (8rTNG)
Ice Cream Cafe
Dogs patiently waiting for the ice cream truck.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ppkSfNsgDu
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 29, 2026
The dog thought that if he waited in a line, he would get ice cream 🥹 pic.twitter.com/4S2sNmnnbq
— Antidepressant Content (@depressionlesss) April 28, 2026
Doggos best part of his day is waiting patiently for his ice cream van to deliver him treats and it’s soo adorable 🥹 pic.twitter.com/7Z0hJlzf5q
— Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) April 27, 2026
Three good boys got their ice cream treat! 🍦 😋 pic.twitter.com/8QwVdpnZs8
— LynneP (@LynneBP_294) April 27, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:43 PM (2GVsD)
I am now the recipient of the most-obscure, least-transferable credential around. Having taken the courses, passed the test and done the qualifying work, I am now a Certified Steward for American Kennel Club dog shows.*
Stewards have a little-heralded but very important job. Conformation dog shows run on a tight schedule and stewards perform the multitude of small tasks working with judges and exhibitors to keep things going. Without us, the proceedings would quickly grind to a crawl.
I've been doing it for 30 years, but the certification now puts me on a list that clubs can use when they need someone who knows what they're doing.
It's very busy work lasting all day, done for little more than a deposit in the Favor Bank, perhaps a free lunch, and being able to say "bitch" in a loud voice.
(*When you're retired, even little successes are gratifying)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:45 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:46 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz)
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The white ones produce milk for vanilla ice cream, while the brown ones produce milk only used in chocolate ice cream.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:46 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:47 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:47 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:48 PM (w8u+M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:49 PM (w8u+M)
196 Aw, man...{{{Perfessor}}}
How are your other kitties reacting? Do they know she's gone? I've never had more than one at a time, and I don't know how long it takes for them to notice or understand.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:49 PM (zYpTz)
Surprised the Goldens don't get brain freeze from gobbling those cones down in one bite.
We once gave our little puppy Knight a small bowl of ice cream. He took a big bite of it and immediately his eyes bulged out from the shock. He desperately tried to spit it out but it froze to the roof of his mouth.
I'm ashamed to say we were not of much help to him because we were both collapsed with laughter. Poor boy!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 07:50 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:50 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:51 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:51 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:52 PM (CNl8/)
Good for you! Congratulations..
I felt guilty today for getting frustrated taking care of Ralphy. He wants to be with me every minute and now that I'm working on the computer I have to carry him up and down the 8 wooden steps. He's fine on carpetted steps.
I'm still getting used to this. Snowflake came in early tonight. She usually comes in around 11pm and I put her out in the middle of the night. Screw it. Both of them on the bed and movies...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)
A niece married into a family dairy business that supplies Hudsonville Ice Cream.
Five lbs later I told them no more free samples.
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 07:53 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:54 PM (Cif43)
I'm ashamed to say we were not of much help to him because we were both collapsed with laughter. Poor boy!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 07:50 PM (HdYcL)
I got a box of mini cake cups, by Joy Cone. I thought they'd be perfect for a small sized ice cream cone for myself, like the Dairy Queen kid size or something. Turns out, they're just slightly bigger than a sewing thimble, so they have become the doggie ice cream cones.
About a tablespoon of ice cream fills the cone, and they think they've really gotten something special.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:49 PM (zYpTz)
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Hard to say. Penny is the one who should be most concerned, but she mostly sleeps through the day now as she gets older (14 this year).
Hexie and Allie both seem to realize something is wrong with me and have both comforted me in their own way, even if they don't understand WHY.
Kaylee is as enigmatic as ever as she spends all her time in the kitchen/living room now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:54 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:55 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 07:56 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:56 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:54 PM (Cif43)
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Just about any event benefits from organized, efficient staff and volunteers running the event.
I imagine that has to be an order of magnitude more difficult when the main participants are non-human.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:57 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:58 PM (gnNyN)
Democrat Congresswoman Sara Jacobs cites Me-Again Kelly, Cavernous Nostrils, Alex Jones and Tuq'r Qarlson as proof that concerns about Trump's mental health are "bipartisan".
What's the bipartisanship here?
All those folks are members of the Monster Raving Loonies Party.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 07:59 PM (xG4kz)
I thought the ice cream truck was a myth.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)
I actually bought ice cream last week and had some today. First time in years.
And I ate so much chocolate which I don't usually have in the house. Fortunately, the Canadian government will probably increase our chocolate rations to a smaller amount soon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 08:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)
The ice cream truck that comes down my street plays Deck The Halls all year long.
Posted by: Mark1971
Our ice cream truck in Sussex County favors Christmas tunes, too.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" seems to be a particular favorite of the owner.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 08:01 PM (xG4kz)
So no Ice Cream for me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 08:01 PM (XV/Pl)
I imagine that has to be an order of magnitude more difficult when the main participants are non-human.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:57 PM (gnNyN)
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I can assure you the non-human participants by an order of magnitude pay better attention to what's going on than their human handlers. I once described my job as spending the day screaming at people who ought to be paying attention but can't be bothered.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:03 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:56 PM (CNl8/)
We had one like that for a few years.
Middle of July and he’s got a muzak version of Here Comes Santa Claus blaring through the speakers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 08:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:04 PM (GD0B3)
A beauty contest between her, Joy not-Behard, and Whoopie-the-Hutt is a contest we'd all lose...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
No matter who wins, we lose.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 08:04 PM (ndZc7)
So no Ice Cream for me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April
Duct tapes my mouth shut.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 08:05 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (HdYcL)
My cousin had a dog that loved beer. You could pour some in a bowl and he would down it in nothing flat and beg for more. When you were drinking he would sit and stare at you like you were eating a steak.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:52 PM (CNl8/)
Obligatory Stroh's Beer commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhHD_5F1I7g
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:03 PM (HdYcL)
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I think I know what you mean, to some extent.
I've parked cars at the County Fair a few times. It's amazing how often people refuse to listen to simple directions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (gnNyN)
Stewards have a little-heralded but very important job.
Do they wear slipper-like felt shoes that have long pointed toes with a little bell sewn on the tips of them? Because it would be cool if they did.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (xG4kz)
Have you tried Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Wonderful Spam!
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (vhFJq)
Seat, meet boot. Boot: meet seat. Sure you two got a lot to iron out.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 07:53 PM (DECkL
More accurate than an atomic clock
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2026 08:07 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:07 PM (Cqx++)
What's the bipartisanship here?
All those folks are members of the Monster Raving Loonies Party.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 07:59 PM (xG4kz)
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)
youtube.com/watch?v=rQveXgqMrew
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2026 08:08 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 08:08 PM (Haopq)
important job.
Do they wear slipper-like felt shoes that have long pointed toes with a little bell sewn on the tips of them? Because it would be cool if they did.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 08:06 PM (xG4kz)
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No. I wear coat, tie, even pants, and sensible shoes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:09 PM (HdYcL)
During the 'no kings' stupidity, I did see her on MS Now. She had a split screen with Springsteen who was wailing at the time on stage.
Neither warranted full attention of the network. Hilarious.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 08:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 08:10 PM (ndZc7)
Always a drumstick (cone with nuts and chocolate on top) or the orange creamsicle for me, I was narrow in my tastes.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 08:10 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:46 PM
Akshully, they are Pumpkin Spice cows.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 29, 2026 08:10 PM (X7TGX)
So hard to lose our pets. I am sure she knew that she was very loved.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 29, 2026 08:11 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 08:13 PM (HHRcx)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:13 PM (GD0B3)
No. I wear coat, tie, even pants, and sensible shoes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
What about a pocket protector?
Tell me you wear a pocket protector. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz)
>>Have you tried Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Wonderful Spam!
Spam is a "dirty" Carnivore Food as it contains starch and added sugar.
On a strict carnivore diet you eat Meat, Eggs and Butter and Fats, and that's it.
As I said, it's the worst diet in the world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 08:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Condolences on your loss, Perfessor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:14 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ)
I didn't think Constantius II ever set foot in Rome but... yeah. Wiki says he dropped in on the place April-May AD 357.
I did know Theodosius went to Italy. He showed up in Rome itself to perform a big masturbatory pageant in 13 June 389. By that time Italy was being run more from Milan.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 08:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 08:16 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 08:17 PM (VyBeY)
Nepo idiot representing dumbed down CA voters. Unsurprisingly her staff are also idiots, as evidenced by several people having direct contact.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 08:17 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:09 PM
Dood. It's not like it's the Book Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 08:18 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: 13times at April 29, 2026 08:18 PM (X7TGX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mollly k. at April 29, 2026 08:22 PM (j/yko)
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 29, 2026 08:22 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)
FL done. TX done (I think). Since this was a LA case, is LA going to redistrict in time for this year's rodeo? NC, SC, KY remain. Presumably VA's abortion gets nixed, unless the court there renders a fact- and law-free "1+1=7" sort of ruling, which must be at least somewhat likely.
Wonder if this sudden, and late-in-cycle, redistricting might result in actually useful GOP reps, not inertial machine slop the dominates the party? Good one - just kidding.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 08:24 PM (0aYVJ)
https://tinyurl.com/captwhitebread
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:24 PM (y9QM6)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2026 08:25 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)
Similarly, If you haven't seen What's Up Tiger Lily? you should. Woody Allen bought the rights to a Japanese movie and wrote a new script for the dialog. It's very funny.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 08:26 PM (diia5)
https://tinyurl.com/captwhitebread
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:24 PM (y9QM6)
I'm sorry for your family's loss. I didn't know him but asked how he was yesterday after reading about stuff.
My best to you all.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 08:27 PM (Sco7b)
I am sorry for your loss. Condolences to you and your family.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:24 PM (y9QM6)
I hadn't heard. May your father live long in your heart and memory. I am so sorry for your loss, and ours.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:28 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 08:28 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Skip
They're not nearly as bright as they think they are.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:29 PM (vnlVL)
Thanks for that.
One night, long ago he posted link to his radio show live. Heard a bit then, had saved the link but never managed to catch him.again. Strange hearing voices of people you only read.
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:31 PM (vnlVL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
Hope everyone has a good night
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:32 PM (77rzZ)
like Clint a lot more than Ron.
He was an outer space cop in Space Rangers TV series.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106144
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
Looks like your Dad was a fine, upstanding man. Thanks for sharing. He will be missed here at the HQ. So sorry for your loss. Happy trails, Captain.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2026 08:33 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:31 PM (vnlVL)
Awesome! Congratulations. Spoil the heck out of your grandchild. I know you will.
Son just got married. Hope to experience this in a year or so.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 08:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:31 PM (vnlVL)
Congratulations! Years of happiness await! Cool!
Hi Bulg. I'm pretty good. My projects are coming along well finally.
I hope you're doing well in your new job too.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 08:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 08:37 PM (gKWVE)
They did the same thing with Police Squad, which became the Naked Gun movies, basing it off a show called M squad, with Lee Marvin. You can find side-by-side comparisons of those on Youtube as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 08:37 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 08:37 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Skip
Being told who to hate is easier than thinking for themselves. It is a form of comforting, being folded into an ideological cocoon, where nothing can contradict the beliefs that were handed down from people who have better credentials that poor schlubs who just have the uninterpreted world to go by
Truth asks something of you, and comfort asks nothing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 08:38 PM (rbvCR)
One night, long ago he posted link to his radio show live. Heard a bit then, had saved the link but never managed to catch him.again. Strange hearing voices of people you only read.
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)
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This is why Morons should attend at least one MoMe if possible.
You get to meet greybox friends in meatspace, which is awesome.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 08:38 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:39 PM (77rzZ)
Agree to that. I remember our first meeting in Texas, and how impressed I was.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:41 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 08:24 PM (y9QM6)
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He sounds like a fine man.
I'm very glad he was a part of our amazing Horde community. We are all lessened by his absence.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 08:41 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:42 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 08:44 PM (znREB)
You get to meet greybox friends in meatspace, which is awesome.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 08:38 PM (gnNyN)
Yup. I got to meet Jim SND in Texas, and Westminster Dog Show in TX and also two of her meetups in CO.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 08:44 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Wait, you're AKC certified.
You know golden retrievers don't have any brains to freeze.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 08:47 PM (VHUov)
Better than meeting meatbox friends in greyspace. I guess.
Posted by: Turnip Jones at April 29, 2026 08:48 PM (Kkqum)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 08:38 PM (gnNyN
I was a computer consultant in Ohio for years to clients in Florida only talkingvto them overvthe phone. FOR YEARS!
The brain just forms a mental image...or mine did.
When I met only a few in person, it hurt my brain reconciling reality with my mental image. If I ever went to a conference, my brain would have broke.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 08:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:49 PM (vnlVL)
https://tinyurl.com/captwhitebread
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr.
Prayers for you and yours.
He was a great guy, though I only knew him from the gray boxes here.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)
Congratulations. Grandkids bring a unique joy and pleasure to life.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 29, 2026 08:50 PM (nz1sK)
youtu.be/hgVdtbdDeE0
Posted by: well smack my butt and call me shirley at April 29, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)
I'm very sorry. I hadn't heard about his passing till now. Again, Very sorry for your loss. We'll miss him around here. Seemed like a good guy.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 08:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 08:54 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:56 PM (vnlVL)
youtu.be/hgVdtbdDeE0
Posted by: well smack my butt and call me shirley at April 29, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)
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It was only a matter of time before Minotaur Milking Farm spawned its own RPG.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 08:56 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
Or Bill Cosby.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 08:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 08:57 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: steevy at
Bullshit. Pumpkin Spice Season now runs Labor Day to Christmas Eve. It's egregious! It's excessive! It's execrable!
Posted by: Stop With The Spice Already! at April 29, 2026 08:57 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)
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I saw an Orc human woman romance book the other day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 09:00 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 09:00 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:03 PM (Wnv9h)
This is sad. Prayers for the family.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 09:03 PM (eZ5tL)
Of all the folks I met, only CBD looked exactly like I pictured. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:03 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg
Wikipedia:
https://is.gd/t2mdgT (sizes)
https://is.gd/zRDgEz (GDP)
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 09:05 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)
AI failed me today, but have you tried asking one of them.
Most days, they're incredibly helpful.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 09:06 PM (Sco7b)
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I saw an Orc human woman romance book the other day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
That's canon. D&D has had half-orcs forever. At least back to AD&D 1st edition.
Did I say "that's canon?" I meant "that should be shot out of a cannon."
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2026 09:07 PM (Q+gd/)
Of all the folks I met, only CBD looked exactly like I pictured. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April
There are so many people there, I struggle remembering everyone’s real names! I always feel badly about that.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:08 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:08 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM (yG4gY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:08 PM (A5RD0)
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Little Jasmine crossed the Rainbow Bridge earlier this morning.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 09:10 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM
Yes!
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:10 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM (yG4gY)
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Personally, I thought 1st and 2nd AD&D were fine systems. 3rd Edition on up were so top-heavy with rules they became miniature battle games more than role-playing games.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 09:11 PM (gnNyN)
There are so many people there, I struggle remembering everyone’s real names! I always feel badly about that.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:08 PM (OoFl2)
Me too. I do remember meeting Nurse Ratched in TX. She was on the other side of a long table, and I reached out my hand to shake her hand, and she slapped it away, and ran around the table to give me a hug.
I love the 'ettes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)
I love the 'ettes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)
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Same here.
Ben Had was the first person I met at my first TXMOME. She also simply opened her arms and hugged me at first sight.
That's when you know you've found your true home.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 09:14 PM (gnNyN)
I'd like to attend a TXMoMe, but I trip over 1) it's the fall show season and 2) the sad fact I ceased to be a social person many years ago. But hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 09:14 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM
Yes! he was the first person I met in TX in 2021. I said, that's gotta be Berserker.
Then I met his wife. She said, "you the one who likes Overkill?"
Long story.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:15
Grok is pretty decent.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
GURPS. One book to rule them all.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Babies can't take aspirin!!
Posted by: Mr Reyes And His Syndrome at April 29, 2026 09:17 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:31 PM (vnlVL)
Congrats to one of my favorite nics
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:18 PM (vE0+H)
That's when you know you've found your true home.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 09:14 PM (gnNyN)
Same. What a sweet lady. I love being a marginal member of the Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:18 PM (0aYVJ)
That's when you know you've found your true home.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29
Oh a Ben Had hug just soothes the soul.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:20 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Babies can't take aspirin!!
Posted by: Mr Reyes And His Syndrome at April 29, 2026 09:17 PM (oftw2)
they certainly should not take things off the shelf. they can't take care of themselves.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
Gives you an idea of how amazing Rome was in its glory days.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 09:23 PM (H1WUE)
Babies can't take aspirin!!
Posted by: Mr Reyes And His Syndrome
They call it "low dose" aspirin now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 09:24 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg
Go to wikipedia, scroll down to the "references" links, and use those? The first two are to the US Census Bureau.
I trust them with non-political stuff. Racial makeup of whatever? Nah. How many acres is whatever? Sure.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 09:26 PM (VHUov)
they certainly should not take things off the shelf. they can't take care of themselves.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy's on the bar most every night
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 09:26 PM (Cqx++)
Gives you an idea of how amazing Rome was in its glory days.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 09:23 PM (H1WUE
As I walked through the film I thought about how much is still there.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 09:27 PM (LHPAg)
I’m sorry.
Your kitties have no idea how good they have it with a sweet man like you loving them.
Good man, you are. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:28 PM (8o8AK)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
to do what with it?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (OoFl2)
Don't be so sure. It has a huge amount of Social Justice Warrior crap embedded in its rules.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:32 PM (n9ltV)
Good man, you are. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:28 PM (8o8AK)
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Thank you for your kind words.
May you continue to be a blessing for Lucy the Fink!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 09:32 PM (gnNyN)
>> I am working on an Excel database of US counties and county equivalents.
The link below will return all the state counties in csv format.
https://tinyurl.com/4kvrwb5p
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 09:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)
USGS
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 29, 2026 09:34 PM (xcxpd)
(*When you're retired, even little successes are gratifying)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (HdYcL)
As it turns out, I didn't need any training whatsoever to yell "bitch." Mostly just driving. Usually accompanied by my driving finger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 09:35 PM (DwqWV)
"Members of Congress, cabinet officials, the heads of federal law enforcement agencies, churches, journalists — Thomasz Szabo and his followers targeted them all with swatting calls and fake bomb threats designed to send armed police to their doors.
This administration will not tolerate attacks on the institutions and individuals who serve this country. Szabo was extradited from Romania to face justice in an American courtroom, and today he has reaped the consequences of his actions."
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 09:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Mommy's on the bar most every night
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 09:26 PM (Cqx++)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 09:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Geography question for the Horde: Is there one single source that I can get info on US counties and county equivalents from? I am specifically looking for the areas of said jurisdictions. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg
Haven't seen an answer for you so far. Require either MatLab, or the Linux FOSS called Octave.
For U.S. county boundaries, the most reliable source is the U.S. Census Bureau TIGER/Line files.
U.S. Census Bureau: Download the "Counties (and equivalent)" shapefiles. These are public domain and updated annually.
Natural Earth: Best for global datasets. They provide "Admin 2 – Counties" files for various countries at different scales (1:10m, 1:50m, 1:110m).
GADM (Database of Global Administrative Areas): High-detail boundaries for almost every country, available in various formats including Shapefile.
I'll post how to use it separately.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 29, 2026 09:40 PM (QVmho)
Solution how to steps (1)
To get county boundary shapefiles into the MATLAB Mapping Toolbox, you generally need files in the ESRI Shapefile (.shp) format. MATLAB provides a few built-in ways to access this data, but for custom or high-resolution requirements, you'll likely want to source them from official geographic databases.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 29, 2026 09:41 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Admiral 'SciVo' Ackbar at April 29, 2026 09:42 PM (Sy6m/)
Solution steps (2)
Once you have the .shp file (and its associated .shx and .dbf files in the same folder), you can use the following functions:
Using shaperead
This is the standard command for the Mapping Toolbox. It returns a structure array containing the geometry and attributes (like County Name or FIPS code).
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 29, 2026 09:42 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 09:42 PM (Sy6m/)
Solution steps (3)
This is MatLab code that uses the mapp___ tool box...
% Read the shapefile
S = shaperead('tl_2025_us_county.shp', 'UseGeoCoords', true);
% View the first entry to see attribute fields
disp(S(1));
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 29, 2026 09:43 PM (QVmho)
Solution steps (3)
After loading the data, you can project it onto a map axes.
More code...
% Create a map axes for the area of interest
figure;
ax = usamap('Alabama'); % Automatically sets limits and projection
setm(ax, 'MapProjection', 'lambert'); % Often used for regional US maps
% Plot the boundaries
geoshow(alabamaCounties, 'FaceColor', [0.8 0.9 1], 'EdgeColor', 'black');
% Add labels using a field from the shapefile
labelData = alabamaCounties.NAME;
% (Additional logic required to find centroids for text placement)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 29, 2026 09:44 PM (QVmho)
youtube.com/watch?v=d0AQ45RLr4M
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2026 09:45 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 09:45 PM (DoBxX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM (A5RD0)
I discovered, at the TxMoMe, that all the morons are handsome and all the 'ettes are beautiful. Utterly remarkable, that.
Then they open their mouths, and all the pulchritude kinda takes a back seat. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 09:47 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:15 PM (OoFl2)
Don't be so sure. It has a huge amount of Social Justice Warrior crap embedded in its rules.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:32 PM (n9ltV)
You have to ask for cites and if you are very specific with how you want your agents built it comes back far less woke. There have been a few hallucinations, but those seem to be far less common than even 6 months ago. In terms of facts on geography of the US, limited to names, you most likely won’t get jaded data. And listen, I am no techie and I have managed through simple agents. I can’t imagine what could be done with someone who actually knew what they were doing!
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 09:47 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2026 08:31 PM (vnlVL)
Grandbaby-aspirin! How much fun is that?
Spoil 'em rotten and give 'em back when they spring a leak.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 09:49 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 09:49 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Admiral 'SciVo' Ackbar at April 29, 2026 09:42 PM (Sy6m/)
I'm fairly certain that any ice cream truck or other conveyance playing it's a small world is justification for using the 50 cal.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 09:50 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:37 PM (GD0B3)
Good news to read about justice being served on that execrable person. Apparently he has already been rotting in a US jail for 20 months.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 09:50 PM (y171U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 09:09 PM (A5RD0)
Pretty much. I tell people if you have to ask who I am you haven't been paying attention. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 09:52 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 09:53 PM (eZ5tL)
Love those things.
Klondike bars were created by the Isley's company, who had stores all over W. PA and eastern Ohio. It was a real treat when I got a Klondike bar.
They sold off the rights to the bar and name years ago, so they're available across the country.
Isley's itself is long gone.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 09:54 PM (3tF5Z)
>> Pretty much. I tell people if you have to ask who I am you haven't been paying attention. lol
Six Foot Ten, weighs a f***** ton
He’ll save the children but not the British children…
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 09:56 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 09:50 PM (y171U)
then how is he being extradited from Romania if he is in the US??
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:57 PM (GD0B3)
197 That virtual tour through ancient Rome was intense. that must have been something to see back then. At the same time I got nothing to say about my ancient ancestors, they were assholes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 09:49 PM (snZF9)
I think when Ancient Rome was at its height, most of my ancient ancestors lived in mud huts and shoveled shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 09:57 PM (H1WUE)
Our son often takes his two dogs through a drive-through coffee place where the pups get pup cups. He's such a regular they prep the pup cups when they see him driving up.
MiladyJo took our Daisy Dog there one time. She seemed to like it. But they ruined Milady's coffee, so she was not so happy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ice cream the body ecclectic at April 29, 2026 09:57 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: tcn
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It's called revenge!
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 09:57 PM (3tF5Z)
Then they open their mouths, and all the pulchritude kinda takes a back seat. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 09:47 PM (DwqWV)
Thats because the 'ettes aren't resting bitch face leftists. They glow. They're inner beauty radiates outwards. As far as the pulchritude thing goes...yeah no clue what that means. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)
How are your other kitties reacting? Do they know she's gone? I've never had more than one at a time, and I don't know how long it takes for them to notice or understand.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:49 PM (zYpTz)
Perfesser Squirrel lost a kitty?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:00 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Berserker
Beautiful, but in Latin.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bring your beverages at April 29, 2026 10:01 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 09:50 PM (y171U)
then how is he being extradited from Romania if he is in the US??
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
He was extradited from Romania to the U.S. in November 2024, officials said.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 10:03 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 08:14 PM (HdYcL)
Likewise from me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:04 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Was the dog's name Bud?
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 10:07 PM (b3Yos)
Asking for a good boy, yes, he's a good boy!
Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at April 29, 2026 10:26 PM (N1pU0)
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 29, 2026 10:56 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 08:54 PM (kxLc1)
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We lived 8yrs in town & loved the ice cream truck as much as the DDT cloud killing mosquito truck as we rode bikes on the sidewalk. A perfect summer evening would have been both at the same time. I realize it would not be healthy. Mosquitos still bite me and I still love ice cream. It could not have been much less healthy than breathing the stuff.
Sorry about Captain Whitebread and may he RIP (I loved his name), and the professor's kitty cat. Happy for the new grandpa...girl or boy?
We have two sons. I had two brothers. Now have one grandson and two granddaughters.
The girls mystify us and try to remove my husband's moustache as infants. The 5yr old girl is a mini-me, which scares me a bit. The 8mo old girl is a carbon copy of her mother, down to her scientific mind of studying how things work. She knows how to open purses and the remote controls of the tv and fireplace. Grandboy is a sweetie and fun.
My dude adores all babies, especially our own. Grandpa's and Daddy's are sexy men in my not so humble opinion.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)
FCC Demands Eight ABC Stations Re-Apply for Certification Early, Citing the Stations' Brazen Racial Discrimination Based on Illegal "DEI" Criteria
Plus: Comey May Be Forced to Give Up Profits on His Stupid Book?
Bad news for the Disney Groomer Network.
Tim O'Brien:[T]he Federal Communications Commission (FCC)... announced on April 28 that it is moving up its review of the ABC network's eight local broadcasting licenses over the network's diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) practices. On March 27, 2025, FCC Chairman Brendan Carr initially sent a letter to Disney CEO Bob Iger notifying him that the FCC was investigating the company (Disney and ABC) to determine if it was in violation of the FCC's own equal employment opportunity regulations. Common sense will tell you that when you replace "equal" with "equity" you will have problems, and that's what they're looking at. Keep in mind that this was months before the assassination of Charlie Kirk in September and the Jimmy Kimmel drama that followed. Now, just recently, David J. Brown, the chief of the video division at the Federal Communications Commission's media bureau, sent a notification memo to The Walt Disney Company that said: "Specifically, FCC rules provide that whenever the FCC regards an application for a renewal of a license as essential to the proper conduct of an investigation, the FCC has the authority to call the broadcaster's licenses in for early renewal. Doing so both allows the FCC to conduct its ongoing investigation and enables the FCC to ensure that the broadcaster has been meeting its public interest obligations more broadly...The FCC determines that calling in Disney's ABC licenses for early renewal, at this time, under the Communications Act's public interest standard is essential within the meaning of agency regulations." The ABC stations in question were on the schedule for license renewal in the 2028-2031 window. The FCC's decision now requires the ABC stations to file for renewal by May 28 of this year. It's important to understand that the Federal Communications Commission doesn't regulate networks directly; their content is carried by third-party local broadcasters that use the public airwaves, which the FCC does regulate. American Broadcasting Company owns eight local television stations that are within the FCC's jurisdiction: WABC-TV New York, KABC-TV Los Angeles, WLS-TV Chicago, WPVI-TV Philadelphia, KTRK-TV Houston, KGO-TV San Francisco, WTVD-TV Raleigh-Durham, and KFSN-TV Fresno.Those are among ABC's biggest stations. Only two -- Raleigh-Durham and Fresno -- are second-tier. On to James Comey. James Comey posted his "8647" threat to boost sales of his piece-of-shit homo book. But that means he profited from a crime, and may be forced to disgorge those profits. Though, to be honest, I can't imagine she made much money off this "book."
Paul SperryViva Frei explains that the case against Comey isn't just about the "8647" tweet-- he posted a series of tweets to promote his gay book, which spoke of... encouraging people to kill political enemies.
@paulsperry_ BREAKING: DOJ sources tell me prosecutors are pursuing a "forfeiture action" in relation to James Comey's alleged felonies because they believe Comey posted the "86" Trump threat to also help drum up sales of a forthcoming book. Comey posted the image five (5) days before the May 20, 2025, release of his new crime novel. Controversy over the posting thrust Comey back into the headlines and drew potential book buyers to his Instagram and X accounts where he heavily promoted the book. According to the Comey indictment, "Upon conviction, the defendant shall forfeit to the United States any property, real or personal, which constitutes or is derived from proceeds traceable to the said offense."
ConversationHe quibbles about whether the indictment should contain all of this evidence. I don't think it does. An indictment is not a presentation of evidence. That's what a trial is. An indictment is just a listing of charges that a grand jury has said there is evidence enough to support a conviction thereupon.
Viva Frei
@thevivafrei Too many people are either ignorant of the facts, or being obtuse as relates to Comey's "8647" (in shells!) Instagram post. It was not a simple "one-off" post. Faulty premise and factually incorrect. So everyone comparing it to Jack Posobiec's 2022 tweet of "8646" is not comparing comparables. Also, not an irrelevant factor - Jack is not the former Director of the FBI! Posobiec's tweet was stupid. And I would expect to be investigated and possibly charged if I were to ever post anything so stupid. That says, now back to it not being a "one-off" possibly ambiguous tweet: People are either unaware of, or ignoring the context of Comey's Instagram post. It was not a "one-off". It was actually the second in a series of three posts, all of which were connected, self-referential, and clearly deliberately so. Post 1: Comey at the beach, reading his new book, FDR Drive (image attached). Post 2: 8647 in shells. Post 3: The summary of his new book which he is reading in Post 1. That summary: "Garcia believes Buchanan went far beyond the protection of the first amendment when *he singled out his enemies by name* and *suggested "something should be done" about them*. His fans have obliged, killing or grievously, injuring some of his foes." Comey is telling you exactly what he is doing. Reading his book. Singling out his enemies by name (as close as he can get) - 47 for Trump. Suggesting "something should be done about them" - 86 for kill or eliminate. And "his fans have obliged" from his book description that he posted. All of the elements are there to eliminate any ambiguity as to what common meant - sandwiching his 8647 in shells in between a picture of him reading his book, and a summary of his book - which has to do with calling out enemies by name, suggesting something should be done to them, and his fans obliging.
LOL -- J6 defense attorneys had similar complaints, mostly early in the 3 year period following the riot when DOJ aggressively sought to detain defendants.
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) April 29, 2026
The DOJ response???
"Your Honor, DOC is run by the District of Columbia, not DOJ. We are also captive to their… https://t.co/oTwpIUgP5Q
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 06:39 PM (I2/7O)
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Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:43 PM (Fi81e)
Spare me the horseshit about the location. NC.
That doesn't matter. Not today.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 06:44 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 06:44 PM (AZXeW)
I hope that doesn't trigger anyone
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 06:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 06:44 PM (gu0hJ)
And fuck republicans like Comer who still don't realize we're in a domestic war for our country and 'reprimands' the Trump Whitehouse for pushing back at Kimmel.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)
The checks & balances that prevent this were dismantled as the current regime replaced long-standing employees with loyalists. As it happened in the Weimar the people are split into thirds. 1/3 cares so much. 1/3 is morally corrupt. 1/3 don't care. That's a 2/3 majority against progress.
I'm not normally one to root for large corps, but I really wish Disney would unleash their army of lawyers in thus one particular case.
Trump's style is pretty much corporations-as-government. And Disney will be one of those corporations with pseudo-governmental powers. I don't think they're terribly upset about this. Casting off the last advocates for market regulation, root out the old order kind of thing.
The point isn’t to get them removed from the air. The point is to make it expensive and inconvenient for them to keep Kimmel. They basically just want Kimmel off of the air. And if they don’t remove Kimmel, then it’s just punishment for offending dear leader.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 06:45 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 06:45 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)
Comey, Brennan and Strok walk into a wood chipper..
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 06:46 PM (AZXeW)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:46 PM (yia+x)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 06:47 PM (VyBeY)
And his boobs are much smaller than Bondis
Was I misinformed?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 29, 2026 06:47 PM (REq0p)
Can I get an "I shan't believe it. I shannot!"?
A. McCarthy: The Banality of
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 29, 2026 06:48 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:48 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2026 06:48 PM (3uBP9)
*************
Awwwwww is someone still a little ass sore from losing the gold medal in hockey?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (REq0p)
I hope that doesn't trigger anyone
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 06:44 PM (rbvCR)
I don't trust anything he says anymore. He took a dive when he started partnering with Robert Barnes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Accomack
Everything that happens in NYC can be condensed into a food item.
A 24 layer pickle cake can be purchased for $175 MD (Mandami Dollars)
https://tinyurl.com/2khp4w2n
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Barnes is half PT Barnum and half Benjamin Crump.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 06:50 PM (rOERL)
It's kind of amusing to watch Ship bat them abou the head for their lack of real trial lawyer knowledge.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)
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Even were that true, it's a good opportunity to learn that you're not deputized to regulate other people's differing reactions as any.
Or maybe she thought your fevered conspiracy theory was laughable.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at April 29, 2026 06:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (U/Byj)
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Indeed.
We just want Instant Prosecution. Just add water and an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
There's no reason to believe this is the only thing Comey will be charged with. He was up to his smug chin in the Russia hoax.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Forced air or heat pump, you think?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)
Fluted. Spiked. Wood handle. Metal handle. Your choice. Just make sure you have one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:54 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)
Or no?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
Also, when, exactly, was it funny when someone says, "Hey, you look like you can't wait for your spouse to be horrifically killed." At what angle can one take Kimmel's "joke" and say, "Aha! I get it. Now that's humor."?
Kimmel wants Trump dead. It would make him happy. Not out of power. Dead. Clear as day and has been for months. Kimmel's not excusing his way out of this. Oh, Disney will still protect him because, well, it's Disney and we know what it has become. But the intentions and sentiment are pretty damn easy tea leaves to read.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (oji8u)
Reading your "own" book on the beach and fucking about with seashells like a prissy little fag is merely the continuation of politics by other means.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter.
And make believe it came from you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Cut The Cable at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (qat46)
Virtually every major success you see out of the new FBI today under President Trump is a direct result of Dan Bongino’s work.
>>He didn’t have to do it, but chose to step away from a lucrative career to serve.
>>Now the new FBI is arresting bad guys at a record clip, communicating with the American people more than ever before, breaking down bureaucracy every day, and has an entirely new enterprise operation with more accountability mechanisms and better operations across the board.
>>None of it would’ve been possible without his work.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)
Those are the people that typically vote for the Republicans, and it’s one of the reasons that we have to stop writing in theses as Democrats. Like, we want to give you every single little detail that we can find so that you can have all the information. But the reality is that the average person that is going out there and voting, they’re not paying attention to that."
-- Jasmine Crockett
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)
Or no?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
Reparations votes. Two for one for the next 60 years. Super easy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (Ot/FD)
I am not sure how much historical precedent there is for a Morningstar in actual combat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cut The Cable
By all current accounts, white people must not buy anything. And they all smell fresh and clean.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:54 PM (Ot/FD)
Bec de Corbin maybe? I love those, they look like you could also use them in the log pond for scaling logs for the mill.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (CNl8/)
I'm glad they are standing up for him and disappointed in the immediate doubters on our side when he moved on.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)
And they say satire is dead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:58 PM (Ot/FD)
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Can't be.
Virtually everyone eon the internet insists it's a term used in restaurants - take it off the menu.
See. Totally benign.
Comey just wanted Trump 'off the menu' so people could not choose him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV)
I hope that doesn't trigger anyone
Posted by: Kindltot
Being ignorant on relevant legal experience and just winging it with what your base wants to hear seems to have worked out for Legal Eagle.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 29, 2026 06:59 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)
More fucked up projection than an Obama first pitch.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:59 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 06:57 PM (rbvCR)
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Bohemian Ear Spoon, if only for the name.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 06:59 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:52 PM
Not only fans, but detractors, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)
Would anyone really miss ABC? Nah...
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)
ABC ... it's easy as 1-2-3
Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson ... eeeh heee at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (3sXRv)
He was always defending the DOJ/FBI though it all despite their obvious bias and political motivations during Trump’s first term.
The man is a loyal bureaucrat at heart.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: CM Delta at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (SJVBN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (VyBeY)
I stopped following a lot of the lawtubers after rekieta started to feel off (but we'll before his swinging lifestyle got exposed.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
Fluted. Spiked. Wood handle. Metal handle. Your choice. Just make sure you have one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I like that instantly curing foamy glue. It's flammable as well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (abIsI)
Expect lots of ghis sudden flurry has been set up for awhile
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (xvV+O)
Interesting that she's given up her ghetto act.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:02 PM (lFFaq)
I think he and Bondi had similar missions. Find and remove as much of the deep state plants as possible and help set the agency back on a path to be an actual law enforcement agency.
That doesn't mean things weren't being set up. As Rhomboid noted the Comey case didn't just happen in the last few weeks. Neither did the grand jury in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)
No one is lining up to buy his book.
It's a money laundering scam (hey, is that a crime?).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:02 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:02 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: garrett
That's a pretty accurate summary. I liked listening to Barnes and Branca long ago, but quickly realized Barnes' opinions weren't grounded in reality. I think he believes what he says, so I wouldn't call him a grifter...he's just a little too full of himself.
Branca seems much more sound on legal advice and analysis, and a little more realistic on how things will actually pan out in court.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 29, 2026 07:03 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 07:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: zombie Don Imus at April 29, 2026 07:03 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Kindltot
>The modern world calls them pickaroons.
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Or no?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
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I wouldn't want to get into that. Let's just take the win and move with it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:52 PM
Not only fans, but detractors, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Comey doesn't have an OnlyFans? Damn!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:02 PM (gu0hJ)
The Canadian government has never been our ally or friend . They protected draft dodgers and I will never forgive them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (abIsI)
Shit, man....
If you can't hug 'em with nuclear arms, hug 'em with napalm?
Yikes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (Ot/FD)
"Not grounded in reality" is why I quit reading Althouse. Everything was theoretical with her and she refused to acknowledge possible 2nd/3rd order effects of unintended consequences.
Besides, all her best commenters are here.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++)
"The United States is studying and reviewing the possible reduction of Troops in Germany, with a determination to be made over the next short period of time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP."
Interesting.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (ycI94)
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He tries on various curtains for his fans.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (AZXeW)
I was going to watch brutal horror movies or DisneyChannel stuff but it may be a 'Prometheus' and 'Freddy Got Fingered' kind of movie night.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)
So we shall see...
Posted by: Dumb And Dumber at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (qat46)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:07 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:07 PM (gu0hJ)
Or no?" - Franpsycho
Exactly. Let's use the "logic" (absurd totalitarian social engineering) of O'Connor with her vile affirmative action ruling - I'd say about 30 years of compensatory (whatever) unconstitutional, illegal, and repugnant court-blessed predations on some parts of the populace are called for.
Surely the Legal Cult won't object?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (U/Byj)
Oh please let it be true and not just a negotiation tactic.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:06 PM (GD0B3)
"That's a nice military ya got there, Germany. But we're taking them back, now. Tschussies."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:07 PM (gu0hJ)
She's probably relieved that she doesn't have to put on the Ebonics act anymore.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (kxLc1)
There are not negotiating anything at the moment. I think the reduction just might happen.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:09 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:09 PM (kxLc1)
I have the same problem. I need to play catch-up. And I need to register to vote. Might be too late for the primary here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 07:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:07 PM (lFFaq)
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She didn't make it. I had to put her to sleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (U/Byj)
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I've been told for 60 years that disparate outcomes are racist.
What about racist inputs?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (CTokg)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (NcvvS)
he was funny in Mannequin.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (gnNyN)
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Please accept my condolences.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (CTokg)
McCarthy is one of the Expediters chasing Mr. Warren down the office corridors in Gilliam's Brazil.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 29, 2026 07:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Because of their historical link to Picaresque literature, perhaps?
I mean, that puts the whole Lazaro de Tormes storyline in a different light
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (CTokg)
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Thank you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (gnNyN)
I would bet there have been backroom discussions about NATO / Germany not living up to their responsibility and Germany dismissing these concerns.
This is how Trump sends warnings.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:13 PM (kxLc1)
Speaking to a legislative committee on Tuesday, Jay Swanson said he was hired by DHS in 2014 to lead a unit charged with investigating fraud in the Child Care Assistance Program (CCAP). Swanson previously served as a Minnesota state trooper for over 30 years.
In his testimony, Swanson talked about some of the things he saw when he was with DHS. For example, Swanson said his unit once got a call from a mother who complained that she was not getting an agreed-upon kickback from the owner of a child care center.
Recalling another incident, Swanson said his unit got a call from a former owner of a child care center who said he had been “cheated out of his share of the fraud proceeds.”
The former state trooper also told the committee that a fire department called to say they had repeatedly tried to conduct a fire safety inspection at one child care center, but nobody was there. Swanson said that center received roughly $1 million in the 12 months prior.
“I wish I could tell you that these types of incidents were rare, but they weren’t,” Swanson said. “This is what our team dealt with on a weekly basis.”
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 07:14 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:14 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:14 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 07:14 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (gnNyN)
Condolences, brother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)
OC spray is interesting. It can be really effective, but some people just shrug it off, and if you haven't been sprayed before, you might panic or freeze as you'll get hit with some of the spray, too, typically.
I've actually been pretty impressed with these cable whip baton things. They seem to cause IMMENSE pain, but are much less likely to cause serious injury than a collapsible baton or similar.
These guys test weapons on each other and have pretty high pain tolerance, and even light strikes crippled them.
https://tinyurl.com/3jxkv9r3
Posted by: Military Moron at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (ycI94)
The provincial government of B.C., has really screwed themselves over this DRIPA law they passed several years ago which forces them to consult with First Nations over any law which affects them (which means basically everything).
This was a UN resolution years ago that set out this idea of including indigenous people which only a few western countries voted against; U.S., Canada, New Zealand, Australia, for obvioys reasons.
Anyhow B.C., decided to put it into law there, the only jurisdiction in the world to do so. Now, along with some recent judicial rulings over property ownership going to First Nations tribes, B.C. is effectively being co-governed with a First Nations Leadership Council.
The recently elected premier, Ebby, tried to change the law to gut some of its provisions, but the First Nations had a meeting with him and basically strong-armed him into giving up the fight.
So just remember; as bad as it is, at least we aren’t Canada.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (CNl8/)
She lost her audience when the Dem Party decided they liked that sad twink Talerico a whole lot more than they liked her.
I think that’s a a strange choice for the Party to make, and says a whole lot about who they really are. Broadcasting their hatred of Christianity and love of transgender perversion is more important to the Dem Party than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 07:16 PM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:16 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:17 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:18 PM (lFFaq)
Just like the last time Comey was indicted.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 07:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:18 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 07:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)
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GOD, I wish some Lenape survivor would raise an army of protestors to stalk Mamdani and make as much noise as the pro-Palis do. DeMAND that land back. Challenge Mamdani to live up to the standards set by the Elders of B.C.! Call him a coconut and a Brown servant and sellout to the colonialist powers. If I had millions of dollars, I'd fund that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 07:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Well, sorta. As I'm reading/hearing, some of that capping will end up "permanent" as geology, hydrodynamics, and physics will seal some/many wells forever. There won't be regular resumption like flipping a switch.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 29, 2026 07:20 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:21 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 07:21 PM (Ot/FD)
Why does grieving have to be so hard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:18 PM (gnNyN)
From me too.
I'm so sorry.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b)
>>Why does grieving have to be so hard?
Be of good cheer, the fence to Rainbow Bridge sits adjacent to the Pearly Gates and we will see our furry friends in due time.
We will play and fetch and be merry.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 07:21 PM (XV/Pl)
I guess because pets are like members of our family or friends with such individual personalities and memories associated with them, so when they die it's heartbreaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 07:22 PM (Yl2Ob)
Hilarious, in a dark pathetic way.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:22 PM (U/Byj)
The two bases you referred to have been very important in the past. Not impossible but would be a chore to relocate. More worried about the medical base. But I think it needs to be done.
Need to make sure though we learn how to make those German tank barrels just in case.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 07:22 PM (kxLc1)
Kaiserslautern is a pretty large logistical hub for US forces in Europe. Wiesbaden has the headquarters location for United States Army HQ Europe-Africa (USAREURAF). Stuttgart has the European Command (EUCOM) HQ. Not sure how many troops/assets are at those locations besides just the HQ staff.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 29, 2026 07:22 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (gu0hJ)
and no, still not tired!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
The #winning must continue until Democrat morale collapses.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:02 PM (gu0hJ)\
It would be even funnier if they tried to enter Canada and CBSA said "No, turn around."
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:24 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
We've opened a few bases there. The Iowa National Guard has deployed units there recently, and will deploy more next year. V Corps has a forward HQ there I believe. We've been making a gradual shift in that direction.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 29, 2026 07:24 PM (ycI94)
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Belarus (Russia) would love that!
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Would anyone really miss ABC? Nah...
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)
ABC ... it's easy as 1-2-3
Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson ... eeeh heee at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (3sXRv)
Considering the fact that every ABC station feeds the cable systems direct with fiber from master control, most people wouldn't be aware of any interruption of programming if the transmitter was down. Our station fed the cable headends as well. If you were watching an off air signal, you would have a problem. Cable or satellite? Not at all.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (U/Byj)
Kaiserslautern is a pretty large logistical hub for US forces in Europe. Wiesbaden has the headquarters location for United States Army HQ Europe-Africa (USAREURAF). Stuttgart has the European Command (EUCOM) HQ. Not sure how many troops/assets are at those locations besides just the HQ staff.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 29, 2026 07:22 PM (ycI94)
I thought we pulled out of Wiesbaden long ago and that org is at Heidelberg.
Ramstein is critical to power projection. The concept of power projection - so vastly important - is lost on many. As is the logistical element.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (T6aVk)
We should be set on 120mm Rheinmetal barrels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (U/Byj)
Where and how?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:27 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2026 07:27 PM (mR49a)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (gu0hJ
That subhuman piece of shit mayor Coleman Young had the same attitude in the 1980's over white flight from Detroit.
But things worked out amazing for Detroit...a shining beacon on a hill.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 07:27 PM (Sco7b)
Crockett has been relatively quiet since she lost the senatorial primary and she was redistricted out of Congress.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Crocket said going in that she intended to avoid being lumped in with other affinity groups and to cultivate her "brand." She'll be bringing the Black Girl Magic from somewhere, probably some influencer perch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 07:27 PM (n7rxJ)
Comey does not have 'fans.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Overruled! There are many kinds of fans. Now picture James Comey doing a fabulous fan dance, with spectacular boas and high heels.
...
No reason, just wanted to see if you would. Weirdly believable, though.
Posted by: Admiral 'SciVo' Ackbar at April 29, 2026 07:27 PM (Sy6m/)
Even Elon's own AI reads and believes too much MSM.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e)
The only thing i can think of as to why he should be worried about a rock owned by a country 2K miles away from his own cesspit, is that today's news cycle stinks for the Communists and so he cooked something up with his fellow mayoral Commie pal in London.
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 07:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:28 PM (Cif43)
Would anyone really miss ABC? Nah...
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)
ABC ... it's easy as 1-2-3
Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson ... eeeh heee at April 29, 2026 07:01 PM (3sXRv)
Considering the fact that every ABC station feeds the cable systems direct with fiber from master control, most people wouldn't be aware of any interruption of programming if the transmitter was down. Our station fed the cable headends as well. If you were watching an off air signal, you would have a problem. Cable or satellite? Not at all.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (5xuJ/)
Where I am, I can't get either KVII (Amarillo) over the air or KAMC (Lubbock; according to people in Lubbock that is said "K-MAC"). Do I miss ABC? Not at all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
One of his kitties was sick this morning and didn't make it. Was very sudden.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (lFFaq)
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did he tell Charles that to his face?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 07:30 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
One of his kitties was sick this morning and didn't make it. Was very sudden.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (lFFaq)
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So... not Queensryche lyrics.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 07:30 PM (Fi81e)
https://tinyurl.com/3jxkv9r3
Posted by: Military Moron at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (ycI94)
That looks like the kind of thing that a couple of dudes "invented" when they were just horsing around. Just as those two are doing, testing it out.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:30 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:23 PM (gu0hJ)
Apparently she's so bad Starbucks is moving to TN, according to a Twitter post I saw this evening.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April
Oh no! Oh I am so sad for him.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
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I had to put my beloved cat Jasmine to sleep this morning. It's been very hard on me.
She was my dear friend for 13 years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (gnNyN)
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did he tell Charles that to his face?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3)
"Fine, just as soon as they return India to me".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 07:32 PM (W5mpo)
A beauty contest between her, Joy not-Behard, and Whoopie-the-Hutt is a contest we'd all lose...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2026 07:32 PM (mR49a)
(could be wrong) but I think it's just a matter of having a big enough forging press ... most US capacity went into scrapyards decades ago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:32 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (lFFaq)
So sad. I don't know anybody who loved their cats more that P.S.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 07:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:33 PM (2GVsD)
So just remember; as bad as it is, at least we aren’t Canada.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)
I so badly wanted Premier Eby to carry out his threat to block the ALCAN. That would have been fun. Apparently he got reminded of the fact that U.S. access is guaranteed by treaty. And that the U.S. pays for it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:33 PM (T6aVk)
She was my dear friend for 13 years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (gnNyN
When it's that fast, it's horrible.
Ughhh
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 07:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (T6aVk)
They would concern themselves with major markets, NY, LA, Philly, Chicago. Not smaller markets. Even then, it's possible to get their signal piggybacked on another station's subchannel. With today's tech, they have many options.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 29, 2026 07:33 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:30 PM (zYpTz)
Guys are just like that I guess. Inspector had an electrified cattle prod in his truck as a teen and more than one of his friends tried it on themselves.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:33 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:34 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:35 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 07:32 PM (W5mpo)
We'll make great pets, we'll make great pets
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 07:35 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3)
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No, he brought it up this morning during a press conference when a reporter asked him a question about what he would have said to Charles Eye-Eye-Eye if he had had a chance to meet His Royal Majesty.
Strange answer. I'm sure there was a reason.
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 07:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:31 PM (lFFaq)
Fucking hell. now I got to learn all new names for their stupid ordering argot.
"I'll have a Bitty with plain old milk, one Reg'lur, black, and a Yee Haw with... uh...do you have almond mil----OWWWW! fuck, that hurt! Fine, plain old milk then, dammit, ow!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 07:36 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (VyBeY)
Asking from Canada for the rest of the world.
*************
Awwwwww is someone still a little ass sore from losing the gold medal in hockey?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 29, 2026 06:49 PM (REq0p)
The Canuckians need to shut their filthy whore mouths, because American domestic politics is none of their fucking business.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (X4KFY)
I know how much you love your cats.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:22 PM (U/Byj)
I think they all knew. All along. Meaning the politicians in MN. What's amazing to me is they seem quite willing to see the Somali fraudsters go down the river but think they're still above it all. I feel like there's something else going on but can't put my finger on it. I wouldn't have their attitude if I were them, it's almost as if they're all protected by somebody/something. So weird.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 29, 2026 07:33 PM (5xuJ/)
Well, sure, but I was just commenting on what I think of ABC. Or, for that matter, other nets.
For the 2026 Winter Olympics (we should jam Canadian TV signals and show them their losing efforts against us in hockey on an endless loop) I just used the Peacock app. Won't use it again until...2028, when the Summer Olympics come around.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (T6aVk)
Coleman Young was a pioneer in making charitable trusts into a vehicle for transferring 96% of donations into personal income, a practice that thousands of politicians most notably the Clintons have benefited from since.
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 07:38 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Polliwog
Not really digging leftist companies fleeing blue state shitholes to red states. Limousine leftists should just stay put and suck it.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2026 07:38 PM (mR49a)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:07 PM (lFFaq)
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She didn't make it. I had to put her to sleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:12 PM (gnNyN)
My condolences for your loss. They might not "think" but they sure feel, and their love is purer for being unaffected. May her memory be a blessing.
Posted by: Admiral 'SciVo' Ackbar at April 29, 2026 07:39 PM (Sy6m/)
The Canuckians need to shut their filthy whore mouths, because American domestic politics is none of their fucking business.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 07:37 PM (X4KFY)
Meh. I am just twisted enough to follow Canadian politics and the goings-on out west amuse me to no end. I'd love to see the AB referendum approved, then PM Carney apply the Emergencies Act to AB...only to have the U.S. recognize AB minutes later. It could get quite fun up north.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:40 PM (T6aVk)
How are your other kitties reacting? Do they know she's gone? I've never had more than one at a time, and I don't know how long it takes for them to notice or understand.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 07:41 PM (zYpTz)
Now if they can up the yearly delivery to say 36 or 48.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:41 PM (2GVsD)
Pretty much guaranteed they knew. Fraud can't get large scale or last long without protection from people in positions of authority, much the same as trafficking. Honestly, it almost looks like the Somalis were just cut-outs used to create the fictional places and funnel most of the proceeds to the pols.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 29, 2026 07:41 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 07:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2026 07:38 PM (mR49a)
I hear ya. Who funded all these dirtbag LARPing leninists? Who bankrolled them and played cozy cozy when it was fun and they were making an easy buck off them from corruption and kickbacks and who knows what else?
And now... now that the civil enshittening is complete, they're just going to up stakes and leave the local populace enthralled by the vampiric councils and courthouses left in their wake?
Not very sporting, now, is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (U/Byj)
Now if they can up the yearly delivery to say 36 or 48.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:41 PM (2GVsD)
If only the F-22 could go back into production.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 07:44 PM (T6aVk)
In part, The former FBI director dissented when asked by host Jen Psaki in an interview on MSNBC whether “it would be difficult or nearly impossible for the law enforcement institutions to put him in an actual jail?”
“No,” Mr. Comey said flatly. “It’s obviously doable.”
....
“But,” Mr. Comey added, “I’ve never seen a defendant beg for it more by attacking the judge, attacking the jury, attacking the witnesses.
“One of the key things in assessing what sentence is appropriate … a judge looks at, ‘So, are you sorry for what you did’ or ’are you respecting the system?’” Mr. Comey explained. “This defendant is running the other way.”
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 29, 2026 07:48 PM (NFX2v)
(could be wrong) but I think it's just a matter of having a big enough forging press ... most US capacity went into scrapyards decades ago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:32 PM (VyBeY)
The Rheinmetall 120mm guns on the Abrams are license-built in upstate New Yawk.
If the sausageside Eurotrash get snippy about cancelling the licensing, it's not as if they can realistically do anything about it. Besides, we could always buy the Israeli 120mm they use on the Merkava. It's ballistically virtually identical, it's just more compact in the turret, having a mount and recoil system that's about the same size as the original Limey L7 105mm gun that the first Abrams were designed around.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 07:52 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 07:18 PM (gnNyN)
Wish i knew, man. My fifteen year old senior dog passed just over 6 months ago and it still gets to me; went to buy dog food for our other two and they were having a puppy adoption event; nice lady put a 5 month old shepherd mix in my arms and she grabbed my beard with her little face; i burst into tears; some joy; some grief.
Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 07:54 PM (6+ehB)
here is how the scam works - betray the Republicans, especially Trump, and you get either a speaking tour or a book deal, likely both. The speaking tour will be a tour of 4-star restaurants and resorts, with you giving a 30-minute canned speech each night and getting paid $100k a pop. Oh no! The speaking tour didn't make the massive amount of money the promoters expected! So sad!
The book deal - you are given, up front, and advance, say $5 million, against royalties. You hire a ghostwriter for $30k and pocket the rest. NONE of these books EVER makes a profit. No worries, an outside "investor" likely paid the publishing company the advance. Oh no! The book didn't make the massive amount of money the investors expected! So sad!
It's the same bullshit both Bush and Hunter Biden did with their "art". Just a way to pay off public officials in retirement.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 07:55 PM (954tc)
Posted by: beckster
Good vibe.
Posted by: MkY at April 29, 2026 08:02 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 08:02 PM (XLfSN)
So WHY do publishing companies offer turds like Comey $2 million advance against royalties? What that means is Comey gets $2 million, now, today, and the publishers gets maybe $30k per year .... petering off over time. That $30 k is counted against the royalty advance, i.e. the publishers is slowly paid back for the advance, likely over decades. But it doesn't even pay the interest on $2 million up front.
But if an outside investor fronted the $2 million...and they split the royalties with the publisher...? The publisher gets a tidy $15k in pure profit every year. Just for printing the book.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 08:03 PM (954tc)
I'd rather grieve every damn day than not have people I love in my life.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 08:05 PM (954tc)
And how'd he do it? Basically, by being soft on crime - crime that was mostly black on white. That caused a rapid acceleration of white flight that began after the 1960s riots.
The city lost jobs, earnings taxes, corporate taxes, retail dollars, sales taxes, mortgages, interest, property taxes, development dollars, investment dollars, and tourism dollars. The money was carried out in the pockets of the businesses and the people who fled as fast as they could.
less population = less money = less services = less policing = more population decline. Classic death spiral.
Chicago is in one now, New York and LA are next.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 08:15 PM (954tc)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 08:26 PM (KtOUo)
The Family of Democrat Thugs Who Assaulted Savanah Hernandez Have All be Indicted by a Federal Grand Jury
Acting AG Todd BlancheThe whole family -- the thug 250 pound father who brutally knocked the 110 pound girl in the back, the psychopathic daughter who repeated assaulted her by blowing a very loud whistle directly into her ear (yes that's assault, and the attack can have serious long-term consequences), and the mother too.
@DAGToddBlanche Today, Christopher, Deyanna, and Paige Ostrouchko were indicted by a grand jury for allegedly assaulting journalist and Turning Point USA contributor Savannah Hernandez, while she was lawfully reporting on anti-ICE protests outside a federal building in St. Paul. Hernandez was allegedly surrounded, physically assaulted, and shoved to the ground -- simply because she was identified by the defendants as a conservative journalist. That is NOT "peaceful protest." These deplorable actions as charged in the indictment will not be tolerated in America, and this Department of Justice will always punish unhinged acts of political violence.
🚨HUGE UPDATE: Turns out that Chris, Paige and Deyanna Ostroushko will ALL be facing federal charges for assaulting me.
— Savanah Hernandez (@Savsays) April 29, 2026
It was initially reported that only 2 of the 3 would be facing charges, however, Acting AG Todd Blanche, has just announced that ALL THREE were indicted and… https://t.co/vONQWO0SSe pic.twitter.com/uOfC4gGJTR
And now Jake Tapper claims that there's no such thing? At least as far as him and his leftwing propagandists urging violence against Trump and Republicans?
After Paul Pelosi was attacked in 2022, Jake Tapper did an entire show on the dangers of stochastic terrorism and of systematically demonizing a person.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 28, 2026
Tapper blamed the right and QAnon for inciting the attack. He said calling someone a pedophile or claiming that someone is out… pic.twitter.com/kc9G2xrHX3
A few years back, left-wing media began popularizing the phrase "stochastic terrorism," so they could blame mainstream conservative rhetoric for random violent acts. When a white supremacist goes on a shooting spree, legacy media demand that every Republican official in the country take ownership and denounce the act as if their rhetoric led to the violence. Yet, when a left-winger such as Cole Allen allegedly tries to assassinate President Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, leaving a manifesto that's virtually indistinguishable from the rhetoric used by the average liberal podcaster or politician, the same people act as if the two things are completely unrelated. There's not a hint of self-reflection. Politics, of course, has always been hyperbolic. Both Democrats and Republicans say terrible things about opposition presidents. But there's probably never been anything approaching the unhinged hysteria aimed at Trump. For years, it was broadly accepted by the Left that Trump was an asset of a foreign adversary. And when the president wasn't operating "concentration camps" or stealing votes from minority groups, he was instituting fascism. And this wasn't the usual vague pejorative synonym for "conservativism." "Yes, it's okay to compare Trump to Hitler. Don't let me stop you," one Washington Post op-ed argued. Though to be fair, another Washington Post op-ed disagreed: "Don't compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. It belittles Hitler." Trump is now regularly accused of being a rapist and pedophile and a puppet of the Jews who are plunging us into endless war for personal gain. "And," wrote Allen, who'd been marinating in this panic for about a decade, "I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes." There have now been three major attempts to murder the Republican president. Not long ago, Charlie Kirk, one of the most popular conservative voices in the nation, was assassinated. Before that, Brian Thompson, the CEO of the largest insurance company in the country, was murdered on the street. Before that, a leftist showed up with a Glock, zip ties, and duct tape to assassinate a Supreme Court justice. Before that, a Bernie Sanders fan attempted to eliminate the entire Republican House leadership on a baseball field in Alexandria, Virginia. That's not even to mention the "free Palestine" activists who show up at protests with firebombs or murder Israeli Embassy workers on the streets of Washington. Or the fire-bombings of Tesla dealerships. Or the antifa fire-bombings and attacks on police stations and Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities. Or the attacks on pregnancy centers after the Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision. Or the Black Lives Matter riots, the most destructive in American history. When a would-be terrorist shows up at the Capitol with Molotov cocktails to kill Republican officials, we barely even talk about it. That's a pattern. That's a big problem. Marxist violence has always been with us. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated by a communist in Dallas. The only other president assassinated in the 20th century, William McKinley, was killed by the bullets of radical leftist Leon Czolgosz. A slew of communist and anarchist terrorist bombings culminated in the deaths of 30 people on Wall Street in 1920. Most cultural depictions of the '60s and '70s offer us genteel, peace-loving hippies. The reality was an unprecedented rise in left-wing terrorism, led by groups such as the Weather Underground, which were setting off bombs at the Capitol, police stations, the Pentagon, and the offices of attorneys general. In an 18-month span between 1971 and 1972, there were 2,500 bombings in the United States by leftist groups. It seems to me that things could easily go back in that direction, or worse, because the contemporary Left is increasingly and openly comfortable with violence.
Greg Gutfeld just delivered the single most succinct and cutting indictment of the leftwing media's complicity in Saturday's WHCD attack:
— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) April 27, 2026
"This guy did hear voices. They were Ted Lieu's, they were Brandon Johnson's, they were CNN's, they were The View, they were MS NOW."
"I… pic.twitter.com/1uuULdANGy
Andrew KolvetFrom Cruelty-Spotter Victor Davis Hanson: The left has mainstreamed political violence.
@AndrewKolvet Apr 27
Greg Gutfeld just delivered the single most succinct and cutting indictment of the leftwing media's complicity in Saturday's WHCD attack: "This guy did hear voices. They were Ted Lieu's, they were Brandon Johnson's, they were CNN's, they were The View, they were MS NOW." "I think this is a helpful assassination attempt because it is the first one that shows you can be radicalized by liberal smugness." "He wasn't a crank. He was not deranged. Don't buy into that narrative ... He was just following orders." Greg nails it
Same Old, Same Old: Target Trump At the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Donald Trump was the target of yet a third assassination attempt--this time in full view of the Washington press corps. The event was presented as a spirited night with Trump. After 11 years of avoiding the predominantly left-wing media event, he decided to revisit the dinner. He anticipated that he would be the object of ridicule inside the hall--and that he might see possible violence outside it. Indeed, protesters ringed the hotel. In grimly prescient fashion, the usual sort of crowd that night was channeling John Wilkes Booth--sic semper tyrannis--with placards reading "Death to Tyrants." They again almost got their wish. All three of the would-be Trump shooters--along with Charlie Kirk's murderer--fit the predictable profile of arrested-development, deranged leftists. They apparently sought to reify the popular Democrat hatred of Trump and his supporters, thereby imagining themselves entering the pantheon of revolutionary heroes. So too, not long ago, did the would-be killer of Trump, Austin Tucker Martin, storm Mar-a-Lago in search of the absent president. This time, the latest assassin, Cole Tomas Allen, left a manifesto repeating the old saw of Trump as "Hitler" and sought to kill the president and his cabinet members. Indeed, his incoherent screed read like a Petri dish of all the supposed sins of Trump, drawing on left-wing conspiracies about Russian collusion, lawfare myths, and the Epstein files. Allen's attempt was another fantasy of mass murdering, not unlike that of former Bernie Sanders campaign aide James T. Hodgkinson. He tried to take out Republican congressional leaders--wounding four, including House Republican Majority Whip Steve Scalise--in a baseball game in Washington. Other than the fact that the shooter nearly reached the doors to the auditorium, the Secret Service performed brilliantly--despite the Democratic effort to shut down the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, the Left's mindset is that the security of elected officials--Trump especially--and of American citizens is not nearly as important as ensuring that foreign nationals who entered the country illegally are not legally returned to their countries of origin. Assassins are motivated by all sorts of impulses, but certainly they do not act in a void. From the trickle-down world of social media, the internet, and street theater, would-be killers absorb elite signals. This messaging becomes especially baleful when celebrities, governors, senators, and politicos amplify the claim that Trump is a fascist, a Nazi, a monster who is destroying the country and who must be stopped "by any means necessary." Late-night comedians joke about past assassinations or assassination attempts; others have even claimed that Trump staged his first assassination attempt--and this one too! So deep runs their hatred. For over a decade, the Left has escalated its rhetoric of violence against Trump. Each politico, actor, celebrity, or billionaire seems to vie with the next in imagining new ways to kill or assault him. Had that sort of rhetoric been directed at Obama or Biden, it would likely have put many of them in jail. ... ... The hardcore left-wing establishment believes this sort of Hitler/Trump rhetoric, combined with the normalization of street violence, generates ever more protests, fuels anti-ICE fury, unites Congressional Democrats, and--most importantly--drives down Trump poll numbers. In their view, it is a lot more effective than merely outlining an alternative agenda. So expect far more, not less, of this left-wing violent madness to come.See, what they're not realizing is that yes, they are making political violence acceptable on the left, but they're also making it acceptable among the right. I hope they're ready for the fire they've set.
This is what incitement of violence sounds like. These are not insults or ridicule. These are incitements of violence.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 29, 2026
This type of rhetoric is meant to make people believe that Trump and his supporters are a direct threat to them, their families, and the country.
Democrats… pic.twitter.com/kume7Ub4MD
A wild exchange that is a concerning reflection of the state of Maine politics:
— The Maine Wire (@TheMaineWire) April 29, 2026
Liberal white lady: "With a lack of Luigi Mangione's, what are we going to do about the insurance companies?"
CD-2 candidate Matt Dunlap: "You understand why people get to that point." pic.twitter.com/3WqBV4oTwH
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (tDfxJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (vFG9F)
May they continue to do this - Savanna was not even the first one attacked this year.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (4KUe5)
Since we don't have assassins lined up right now, how are we supposed to effect policy changes?!
Well - you could win elections. That's working out for you guys in Virginia right now. Guns become illegal on July 1, 2026.
Bonkers that 'win' doesn't cross their mind, but 'kill everyone who disagrees with me' does.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: 496 at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (mwGzm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)
Hernandez was allegedly surrounded, physically assaulted, and shoved to the ground
Both sides do it
Posted by: Harold Fraud, Jr at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 29, 2026 05:39 PM (OUMaO)
Maybe you can get a blowup doll of him you can fuck yourself with you prune.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)
I hope some of the bully family are illegal as that would be perfection.
I do remember that girl getting knocked down.
People are becoming more deranged daily.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:40 PM (WONhk)
I recall reading that one of Kimmel’s close friends was Epstein’s personal chef, so Roger’s’ joke was not out of left field.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:42 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 05:42 PM (rJ48h)
it's not like the right owns firearms or anything
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 05:42 PM (jGJov)
"Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War" !!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 05:42 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:43 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
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did Cucker receive another text ?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)
Its a sign. An advertisement, like when men wear an earing in their right ear. I'm surprised he's not wearing Crocs and a sweater tied around his shoulders.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM (abIsI)
They were Hassan Piker's...
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (mkw2N)
Since we don't have assassins lined up right now, how are we supposed to effect policy changes?!
Well - you could win elections. That's working out for you guys in Virginia right now. Guns become illegal on July 1, 2026.
Bonkers that 'win' doesn't cross their mind, but 'kill everyone who disagrees with me' does.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (oSeBJ)
I'll keep saying this until I'm blue in the face - the same cocksuckers celebrating the murder of Brian Thompson were celebrating Obamacare and its multi-billion-dollar windfall to United Healthcare and all the other health insurance oligarchs.
Posted by: They're evil, stupid, and can't understand causation at April 29, 2026 05:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
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The nominal right still hasn't acknowledged the civil war is "hot." Once that occurs....
At that point the radical left judiciary is going to be fair game too. I doubt they've considered that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 05:49 PM (jehhT)
Yep. United Healthcare is a drop in the bucket of shit that was Obamacare.
Yet, they worship that jug Eared Fuck
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (diia5)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (fz2G5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: They're evil, stupid
Killed a guy for doing nothing more than following the law they love.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
I love that you are doing this schtick in the same thread that discusses Harsyiani's article on depersonalization and targeting of political opponents for violence.
Fuckin' hoot that joke is. Keep it up, man, you will shame the lefties eventually.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (rbvCR)
And a messenger bag. And riding a Vespa…
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 29, 2026 05:51 PM (NaOS+)
They have another daughter, Desiree, that has disavowed what her mother, father, and sister has done and has stated so publicly. In part what she has stated:
“I’m his second daughter and I’ve experienced firsthand how he’s publicly and personally put me down simply because I don’t align with their beliefs. That’s a big part of why l’ve chosen to distance myself from them. Watching situations like this unfold only reinforces that decision.
This behavior is not something I stand for it’s honestly disappointing and disturbing.”
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
Or about $50 a gallon in American Pig Dog Dollars...
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (98kQX)
It's how they find each other out in the wild.
The bloggers.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Max Power at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM (abIsI)
**************************
During the one earring deal I kept getting confused about gay or not gay. However, a few boys in our son's HS were getting a pierced ear. I told them at dinner one night I'd do it for free, no anesthesia, and to be prepared for any of their uncles to rip them out that summer.
They never asked about that fad or tattoos. Or wore yellow pants.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (aZm/F)
And a messenger bag. And riding a Vespa…
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 29, 2026 05:51 PM (NaOS+)
When fascism arrives in America it will be carrying a messenger bag and riding a Vespa.
Posted by: Wait, it's already here. And it did. at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (TbWk/)
Which is news to Democrats everywhere.
You'll never convince them that they are the baddies.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)
With any luck, carrying a Crow.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:53 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 29, 2026 05:53 PM (bpvrc)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 05:42 PM (rJ48h)
Will probably have half a mil $$$ in a GoFundMe by this time tomorrow.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: They're evil, stupid
Killed a guy for doing nothing more than following the law they love.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Mangione got involved in a ladyboy gang bang in Thailand apparently before he went homicidal. I guess his limp dick during the festivities enraged him to the point he shot an insurance CEO rather than the people that botched his surgery.
Just like a Democrat, disrupted incoherent thought and rage directed at innocent people. This is what they do; this is who they are.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (E4rtv)
You'll never convince them that they are the baddies.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April
Emperor Palpatine is the hero of his story.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Resist_we_much at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mr tmz
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Jury pool is statewide as MN is a single federal judicial district for some historical reason. So the jury pool will be mixed.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv)
Minnesota seems to have a disproportionate percentage of the population with rage-inducing encephalitis.
Is it west nile virus? Is it malaria? The brain swell is out of control.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 05:55 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 05:56 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (77rzZ)
I remember a HS coach blowing a bunch of teenaged minds by observing even if you're wearing an earring in the "non-gay" ear, you're only six inches from being gay.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (mkw2N)
Everyone is calling this the third assassination attempt, first being Butler and second being the guy in the bushes at Mar-a-Lago, right?
I seem to recall an incident of a punk rushing toward the stage when Trump was at the podium, at some college perhaps, but anyway I'm pretty sure was outdoors. Can't remember if the guy was armed, but I remember Trump just staring him down, unflinchingly. Does that count as an attempt?
Not counting some White House gate would-be crashers who never got close.
Posted by: mindful webworker - AskAOS > ChatBS at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (4KUe5)
1. Don't stalk him and surround him in a riot
2. Don't attempt to attack him for just walking around with his medipack.
3. When he shoots one of your fellow attackers, don't go in for another attack.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Resist_we_much at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (cpys
From the results, a golden handshake, a wonderful pension and stock options, and a glowing reference for his CV when it time for him to leave.
Because Congress considers what he did no crime, and most of them have some sort of investments that rely on this sort of economic strip mining of America; they defend the practice from any restraint by the executive branch.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 05:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:59 PM (pohLc)
The family that preys together...
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 05:59 PM (J+20f)
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)
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Let's hope they spend it on hookers and blow instead of legal help.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 05:59 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 05:59 PM (QaH55)
I seem to recall an incident of a punk rushing toward the stage when Trump was at the podium, at some college perhaps, but anyway I'm pretty sure was outdoors. Can't remember if the guy was armed, but I remember Trump just staring him down, unflinchingly. Does that count as an attempt?
Not counting some White House gate would-be crashers who never got close.
Posted by: mindful webworker - AskAOS > ChatBS at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (y3Pql)
There was also the guy who broke into Mar a Lago and was killed looking for Trump.
This is the 5th public attempt that we know about.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Megthered at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (7cP9Q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 05:59 PM (gnNyN)
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Send lawyers, hookers and blow.
Dad, get me out of this mess!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:53 PM (rOERL)
Indigenous Crow or the bird type?
I can't remember if Crow Indians were in the same category or my childhood as Apache and Commanche. The scary murder scalping kind, vs Seminoles or the Choctaw who lived once on the land my father stole from them.
As a little girl I always thought there were nice Indians or those who would kill me for my scalp of blonde hair.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (9lqZe)
Maybe you can get a blowup doll of him you can fuck yourself with you prune.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)
Most impressive. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 06:01 PM (snZF9)
If they keep prosecuting these thugs, there will be an incentive to pull back.
The antifa thugs have already murdered, maimed, and destroyed so dang much in the last decade.
With the feds establish enough is enough, or it gets even worse. Andy NGO is lucky to be alive.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 06:01 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (9H7EW)
Posted by: mindful webworker - AskAOS > ChatBS at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (y3Pql)
I heard the story. I think they said that was during the campaign for 2016? Could be wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: mr tmz
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Jury pool is statewide as MN is a single federal judicial district for some historical reason. So the jury pool will be mixed.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv
Got it, thanks.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (rJ48h)
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There is only one man who made health care costs skyrocket.
And it's his signature at the bottom of the Affordable Care Act.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (tUP1A)
2 - Golf course fence Ukraine guy
3 - stage rusher with gun
4 - Mar a Lago intruder shot and killed
5 - WHCD shooter
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
I kinda feel sorry for the guy. Ukranian chicks are generally hot, but that wife could make a train take a dirt road.
The daughter obviously got a rough deal from a badly marked deck, and even still managed a level of ugly that far exceeded both parents..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:59 PM (pohLc)
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Don't try to get me swept up in your optimism!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 06:03 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 06:04 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)
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That's how I heard it too.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:04 PM (W5mpo)
The daughter obviously got a rough deal from a badly marked deck, and even stillmanaged a level of ugly that far exceeded both parents..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)
They all look like that. I couple of instagram models that you might have seen are exceptions.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bulg
Yeah, "BOoOBs" looks lie a gal with an extra nipple. Centered, at least.
Posted by: mindful webworker - always supplying wisdom at April 29, 2026 06:05 PM (y3Pql)
HMMM. I'm unfamiliar with that turn of phrase. Not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)
If he did, he'd be a non-hoard-type moron.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:05 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:05 PM (GD0B3)
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There have likely been dozens, most never reported. Only the ones done on live TV make "newz."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 06:06 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM (oqH4h)
2 - Golf course fence Ukraine guy
3 - stage rusher with gun
4 - Mar a Lago intruder shot and killed
5 - WHCD shooter
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (oSeBJ)
Jeez. I ordered a passenger seat for a harley from a motorcycle warehouse in Butler PA. I kept looking at the address and couldn't remember why I heard of butler. Frigging retard...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (4KUe5)
So a Nazi, then? Figures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv)
Mn isn't as red outside the cities as you might think.
the pool will be a mix of races and ages but much agreement on ideology.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 29, 2026 06:08 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
I love that you are doing this schtick in the same thread that discusses Harsyiani's article on depersonalization and targeting of political opponents for violence.
Fuckin' hoot that joke is. Keep it up, man, you will shame the lefties eventually.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (rbvCR)
That is nice that you constantly defend Cucker's honor, and get triggered when Cucker's name is mentioned. You must like him a lot !
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:05 PM (GD0B3)
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Even though the word comes from an rumored Indian murder cult, black people have commandeered the word "thug".
It's cultural appropriation to use a word that did not begin in the black community and was not about Africans.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:09 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM (oqH4h)
Their world will end.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 06:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:09 PM (Fi81e)
lol, wut ?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (aLBYs)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (77rzZ)
I just read the Algore Global Cooling thread. ROFL.
Some of you mentioned the sun turning into a red giant. That will happen in about 5 billion years. But a lot of stuff will get us well before then. Well before. Complex life on earth probably has no more than about 1 billion years left. The sun's luminosity is steadily increasing at about 6 - 10% per billion years. In a billion years, it will be too hot, and the oceans will start evaporating away.
But other stuff will still happen well before then. On the roughly 500K - 1 million year range, a 1km+ asteroid will be almost certain to have hit, along with one of those huge supervolcano explosions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 06:12 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
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Speaking of getting triggered, have you defended Mark Levin's sacred honor yet today?
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 06:12 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Yoda at April 29, 2026 06:12 PM (Kyh8Y)
I remember when any violence with a political motive was deemed "terrorism".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:13 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:13 PM (aLBYs)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM (oqH4h)
Their world will end.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 06:09 PM (snZF9)
That will be one of the happiest periods of my life.
I can't wait. Living for it.
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 06:14 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)
They kind of already have, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:09 PM (Fi81e)
lol, wut ?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3)
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You don't remember that whole thing about white people can't use the word "thug" anymore?
You were either 1) talking about black criminals, racistly, or 2) trying to use "the word they adopted".
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:14 PM (Fi81e)
Not counting some White House gate would-be crashers who never got close.
Posted by: mindful webworker - AskAOS > ChatBS at April 29, 2026 05:57 PM (y3Pql)
That was during the 2016 campaign.
The guy was probably in his mid-20s, college age, built pretty well.
He charged in (unarmed) like a linebacker trying to get on the stage to get Trump.
When Trump saw him coming he left the podium and squared up on the guy like Don was going to block him into next week.
The Secret Service took him down before Trump made contact.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 06:14 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 06:12 PM (oqH4h)
why Levin, particularly ? does his name trigger you for some reason ?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:13 PM (pohLc)
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As I indicated.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:15 PM (NOSDa)
*note to ace: thanks for nkt choosing a gay blog title. Instead you picked a name that also shows up as someone's brand of champagne. Better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)
The daughter obviously got a rough deal from a badly marked deck, and even still managed a level of ugly that far exceeded both parents..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)
And it's not like he's any kind of looker, himself. Ick.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 06:16 PM (zYpTz)
He accused me of using "right wing talking points". I kept asking if he bothered to even look at the maps - what Florida and Texas are doing pales in comparison to Illinois and New York.
Nope. Won't look. Can't look. Can't even acknowledge reality. That is what we are dealing with - complete brainwashing.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:16 PM (954tc)
Plus, you can see the ugly in their souls oozing out in all directions.
Ick.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)
Elderly middle-class b*tch with her fingers touching her chin, speaking in a monotone she'd use at a supermarket while complaining to the manager about the quality of the carrots.
The soft hatred of lower moral character.
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (rj6Yv)
Or about $50 a gallon in American Pig Dog Dollars..."
And about $8/gal in Germany. Around 3.50 in my area. Which "gives lie" to the idea that the price of gas is a constant, globally. The price of oil may be somewhat a global fixed constant, but transport and availability and other factors change the real cost to the consumer.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 06:07 PM
Pajama boy limp wrist mocha boys will fall quick. It's the fema-nazi Lesbo white knighting Yoga pants ones that will be the hardest resistance.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Skip
That's why riot guns were invented and used - as God intended.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (abIsI)
They're homosexual.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 06:18 PM (Bsb11)
>I won't be able to formulate an opinion on the global cooling prognostication until I hear from Pope Leo and his team of crack climate scientists.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 06:18 PM (Fbc0I)
Another one that caught my eye. In a mere 1.2 million years, a star, Gliese 710, will come within a mere 10,000 AU of the sun, and a tiny chance it get within 1000 au. Well inside the Oort Cloud in all cases. In galactic scale terms, this is stellar sideswipe.
That will send a deluge of debris into the inner solar system, likely causing all sorts of impact events.
They've know that star would make a close approach for a while, but the recent high precision Gaia survey, mapping the positions and velocities of stars in our neighborhood to much great precisions, showed just how close it will get.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Max Power at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (0OHKH)
Nope. Won't look. Can't look. Can't even acknowledge reality. That is what we are dealing with - complete brainwashing.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:16 PM (954tc)
All you need to say at anyone bitching about "redistricting", or any Uniparty kvetsch-du-jour, is some variant of "Ha ha" or "I know, I love it".
You can add in a "Suck it, loser" if you like, but only if that's you're own particular kind of style. No obligations.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (0OHKH)
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VOLUME!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Fema-nazi Lesbo white knights in Yoga pants at April 29, 2026 06:20 PM (Bsb11)
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well, apparently there was a grindr party in DC recently ...and a lot of people showed up...
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:20 PM (GD0B3)
As a little girl I always thought there were nice Indians or those who would kill me for my scalp of blonde hair.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 06:00 PM (WONhk)
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IIRC from watching movies as historical record, the Crow were the object of Jeremiah Johnson's wrath for such carryings-on.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 29, 2026 06:20 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
Dude, no, you misunderstand, that bit is fuckin' hilarious against the wokies, you have the language and tone absolutely right. They are all on Target the Enemy as a traitor, a degenerate, a monster for the Agent Smith to kill, and anyone can be agent Smith, just like Harsanyi said above.
Who cares the designated enemy actually thinks, they never listen to the arguments, the Wokies don't care about that, they just know This Is Someone I Am Allowed To Hate(tm)
Your take is ball bustingly hilarious, Boss, take it to them, shame the Wokie point of view by using their exact terms.
You are rimming it perfectly.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)
The GOP was playing the long game, for decades, to arrive at complete and total control of SCOTUS. And this is the fruit of their labor. Republicans have a hard time convincing certain people to vote for them. So life would be a lot easier if those people just weren't allowed to vote.
"If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. The will reject democracy." - David Frum, Conservative.
Remember everyone who told us we were being *hysterical* about what would happen in the Supreme Court if Trump won in 2016?
If the Democrats get control of the house and senate and don't make MASSIVE changes to limit the abuse of power from all 3 branches of government then this country is doomed.
Cue red state emergency redistricting to sneak back in Jim Crow-inspired gerrymanders.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:20 PM (GD0B3)
Someone should set up a honeypot grindr knockoff app to lure in p3dos in and call it chippr.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (YZ0Fo)
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I've seen it on line. Some think "unintended consequences" is a "rightwing talking point".
Just the idea that you might not always get what you wanted out of a change. They've heard that a lot of "right wingers", so they reflexively thing "that's something Righties say", and it becomes "talking point" just like that.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (Fi81e)
The family literally assaulted someone, on camera. Their expectation was it would be no biggie. Likely because they and everyone around them have done it many times before, without consequence. Likely they have assaulted dozens of people and gotten away with it. To a point where they don't even consider it assault - just free speech, or the natural consequence of disagreeing with them. Like the broken windows concept, this attitude spreads - shove someone one day, punch them the next, shoot them the next, etc.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (954tc)
Erika Kirk calls out Nostrildomas by name:
Erika Kirk Directly Calls Out Candace Owens For Claiming She “Murdered” Charlie
‘I have comedians dressing up in whiteface, I have people saying I’m not fit to be CEO, AND I HAVE CANDACE OWENS CLAIMING I MURDERED MY HUSBAND’ — Erika Kirk
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 06:22 PM (IifOV)
Well, in fairness the MINNESOTA AG that should have been filing charges refused to do so. It took the feds to do it.
Posted by: GMan at April 29, 2026 06:22 PM (DFJYi)
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (0OHKH)
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The parties switched?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 06:22 PM (xvhJH)
I happen to like my insurance company and would like to keep it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 06:22 PM (/lPRQ)
They're homosexual.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 06:18 PM (Bsb11)
I have yet to meet one who is truly happy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (wVcYX)
"So life would be a lot easier if those people just weren't allowed to vote."
Redistricting doesn't rob anyone of the right to vote. It just changes how your vote will count.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (0OHKH)
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The parties switched?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 06:22 PM (xvhJH)
I bet Hitler never paid retail for a Panzer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (Ot/FD)
They lie from their rise and theft of power, to while they rule, right through the labor, starvation and death camps, to when they are deposed by force, right through the writing the history books and taking power again.
The only question since 2006 or so is where in the above process you think they/we are.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (77rzZ)
Sorry, but in the age of video cameras everywhere, trials should be shorter, and more definitive. Every one of these guys is on video doing what they did.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:24 PM (954tc)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
>The book was better.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 06:24 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 05:49 PM (jehhT)
This is where I keep ending up; they keep ratcheting up the violence and the outrage and the assumption seems to be we're just going to keep taking it; at some point, it will be enough and they will realize in innumerable horrible ways that they picked a fight with a population of people that are smarter, better armed, and completely out of patience. I really hope that happens after I'm gone.
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 06:24 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)
The logical endpoint of communism is not Marxist-Leninism.
It's Pol Pot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Well, in fairness the MINNESOTA AG that should have been filing charges refused to do so. It took the feds to do it.
Posted by: GMan at April 29, 2026 06:22 PM (DFJYi)
I don't think any of the three is particularly intellectual.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: whig
Mn isn't as red outside the cities as you might think.
the pool will be a mix of races and ages but much agreement on ideology.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
MN house of reps is currently 67 Republicans, 67 DFL (MN's special democrat party).
Adjust that for the assumed cheating, since you can't put a fake absentee ballot in a jury box.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (GD0B3)
Science study has just determined that fault lines in Northern CA are ready to break primarily affecting the Bay and surrounding areas. And when they do...
I say America gives them the big middle finger.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 06:11 PM (77rzZ)
I had a scare a month ago, and told my husband that when the time comes, to cremate me, and the Sunday after, hire a bunch of food trucks to serve Sunday lunch to the church. No funeral, no eulogy. Maybe pass out sparklers, just for fun. I'm with my Christ, and I don't want anyone to mourn. Eat, drink, be happy for me.
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (DwqWV)
How could anyone be happy knowing they are a disgusting pervert faggot and an abomination in God's eyes?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)
Does anyone want to tell him?
Posted by: Max Power at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:15 PM (NOSDa)
"Did you vote for Obama?"
"Yes, of course."
"Then it's all your fault, you stunned cunt."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (utfVc)
Sorry, but in the age of video cameras everywhere, trials should be shorter, and more definitive. Every one of these guys is on video doing what they did.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:24 PM (954tc)
I would be satisfied if assassins were hung up by their balls and flayed.
But just shooting them would be fine, too, I suppose.
Make it awful to do what they do, and maybe they won't do that anymore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Yep. Been saying it here since '08.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (vE0+H)
Even worse, your vote counts exactly the same way it would have always counted. You still vote for a congress person, and they still represent you in congress.
What changes is really just political control of congress.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (954tc)
"So life would be a lot easier if those people just weren't allowed to vote."
Posted by: Axeman
Well, the post helpfully identified David Frum by name as a conservative, so that one was already spotted for you lol
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (wVcYX)
Does anyone want to tell him?
Posted by: Max Power at
The parties switched bro.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
The family literally assaulted someone, on camera. Their expectation was it would be no biggie. Likely because they and everyone around them have done it many times before, without consequence. Likely they have assaulted dozens of people and gotten away with it. To a point where they don't even consider it assault - just free speech, or the natural consequence of disagreeing with them. Like the broken windows concept, this attitude spreads - shove someone one day, punch them the next, shoot them the next, etc.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (954tc)
Also when a group formed to mildly push back and protect against the left's homicidal brownshirts that group was immediately focused on, infiltrated, compromised, the people arrested, and thrown in pmita prison. So not only is the left not afraid of legal consequences, they know their victims will be prosecuted to the extent of the law if they just raise a finger. That's why they film everything.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2026 06:28 PM (3uBP9)
They are atheists lecturing believers that they aren't doing Christianity correctly.
They murder millions of babies while calling the state execution of murderers evil.
They protect and shield dangerous criminal illegal aliens over their fellow citizens and condemn those citizens for wanting enforcement.
They claim to be the champions for women's rights and lie that conservatives are not at the same time they violently support men pretending to be women demanding they be able to invade every safe space for women.
These sick bastards can't be reasoned with.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:28 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (DwqWV)
How could anyone be happy knowing they are a disgusting pervert faggot and an abomination in God's eyes?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (pohLc)
I was thinking it was more about not being comfortable sitting down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:28 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (GD0B3)
Because she thrives on monetizing her persecution complex.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:28 PM (Ot/FD)
That will send a deluge of debris into the inner solar system, likely causing all sorts of impact events.
They've know that star would make a close approach for a while, but the recent high precision Gaia survey, mapping the positions and velocities of stars in our neighborhood to much great precisions, showed just how close it will get.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 06:19 PM (w6EFb)
The inner solar system is a small target when you are out at 10000 AU. Perturbations are far more likely to kick things out than drop them in.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 06:28 PM (8avO+)
Does anyone want to tell him?
Posted by: Max Power at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (q177U)
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: Brother Boon at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Yep. Been saying it here since '08.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (vE0+H)
Who do you think I stole it from?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)
And it's not like he's any kind of looker, himself. Ick.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 06:16 PM (zYpTz)
That's my point, in re the daughter. She got mom's eyes and dad's mouth. Swapping those features might produce a horse of a different color but, still a horse...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:30 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:23 PM (DwqWV)
How could anyone be happy knowing they are a disgusting pervert faggot and an abomination in God's eyes?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:26 PM (pohLc)
I was thinking it was more about not being comfortable sitting down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:28 PM (DwqWV)
Or the anal prolapse and leakage?
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Sco7b)
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I had a juvenile delinquent friend growing up. Always breaking the law, B&Es, stealing. Always his widowed mother trying to bail him out of things. He was on probation every day I knew him.
I saw the behavior. "How dare the rules of my probation tell ME what to do!" He got himself in trouble before he was on probation, but the defiance of the system, was how he "got the system back".
He was entitled, and when the system pushed back, the system needed to be shown who's boss. He never associated the consequence of his action with his prior action. He only saw it as almost as something done to him.
So, I saw this personality type early on. Never dreamed variations of it would become so dominant in society.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)
yes, I'm in 15 in Illinois, and you can see 13 and 17 are snake like creations that meander around to carve out extra Dem seats. 14 also probably steals some black parts of larger cities. My rep is on the opposite side of the state from me.
https://tinyurl.com/unvh2jcn
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 06:31 PM (vbXSk)
Sounds like a climate change model .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:31 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Switch what? With Folgers Crystals?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:31 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)
And it's not like he's any kind of looker, himself. Ick.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 06:16 PM (zYpTz)
That's my point, in re the daughter. She got mom's eyes and dad's mouth. Swapping those features might produce a horse of a different color but, still a horse...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 06:30 PM (nbLIj)
Of course.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at April 29, 2026 06:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 06:27 PM (wVcYX)
According to a post in the last thread, they have another daughter who condemns their actions, and says she is not on good terms with them. There was no link, but it's interesting, and certainly plausible.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 29, 2026 06:31 PM (0aYVJ)
The Left don't have one iota of understanding of cause and effect.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 06:33 PM (kxLc1)
Or about $50 a gallon in American Pig Dog Dollars..."
And about $8/gal in Germany. Around 3.50 in my area. Which "gives lie" to the idea that the price of gas is a constant, globally. The price of oil may be somewhat a global fixed constant, but transport and availability and other factors change the real cost to the consumer.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 06:17 PM (vbXSk)
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Here in Pritzker's Paradise -- as you should know, illiniwek (kidding) -- it's been 3.95 to 4.29 lately
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:33 PM (7Ynpq)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Behold the full power of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 06:33 PM (Dk7aV)
But you know, I think that rightists should do that one better: take those steps, yes, and then learn how to make the purpose-built ones too. Because we can, and even when leftists (like Cole Allen) actually have technical degrees, they don't really seem to have the drive to apply it.
The four major tools used at the squad level in the Russo-Ukrainian War appear to be rifles, off-road motorbikes, drones, and ECM/ECCM (jamming). Many here already have and use the first, but for those with the means and inclination, I think all four would be good things to acquire and learn.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (DwqWV)
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Waking up as a Commie is a wonderful thing. It's the first day in the history of that Commie's life. Everything is new, everything is solvable because the Commie knows that if everyone believed what the Commie believes, then the world would be ... perfect.
Communism is a cult.
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
They don't understand first order effects. And can't even comprehend secondary and tertiary order effects.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
>They were just frustrated that Zelenskyy has not been getting his way in negotiations so they took out their frustrations on a young woman in America.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (Fbc0I)
behind......
Just thinking about it makes cream in my undies....
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 29, 2026 06:35 PM (ZWcdc)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)
That is the mark of someone who scores high on the psychopathy chart. Probably has no real conscience. That is a hard-wired condition, and while some people who want to can overcome it by faking real empathy, they don't ever actually have any, so they don't feel any sense of shame. There is no leverage whatsoever to be able to teach them how to behave like a civilized individual.
As far as they are concerned, people are just plain mean to them, while they are just taking care of themselves.
Until you life around one of these folks, it really doesn't make any sense. Once you figure it out, everything becomes strictly transactional, and you hope for the best.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:35 PM (DwqWV)
behind......
Just thinking about it makes cream in my undies....
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 29, 2026 06:35 PM (ZWcdc)
You sick bastard, there goes my lunch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:35 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 06:36 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 06:37 PM (Ot/FD)
Honest, officer, I don't know the first thing about guns and stuff!
Posted by: Military Moron at April 29, 2026 06:37 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 06:29 PM (DwqWV)
It is. It's like living in a funhouse. Imagine mirrors at all angles staring back at you wherever you look.
It's why they get so mad when you say a single thing that breaks their fake logic. You remove a single mirror, the entire funhouse disappears and they end up naked and afraid.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 06:38 PM (vE0+H)
behind......
Just thinking about it makes cream in my undies....
Posted by: Eric Swalwell
Gott im Himmel! 🤮
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 06:38 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:33 PM (7Ynpq)
4.49 here in the Peoria area.
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 29, 2026 06:38 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (Sy6m/)
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That's because when government owns the means of production, no actual work will need to be done. Because the means of production will be right there.
Story: serious socialists--just as socialist as anybody else in the conversation--have gotten canceled and attacked for the idea that "under socialism, we'll still have to work".
No. Because the government will own the rusting-in-the-breeze means of production!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)
I guess old Blondi was really not doing anything except sitting there plotting her next job.
She gave off very odd vibes when I saw her introduced to the US as a goddess of law.
turns out, she's a worthless hack.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 29, 2026 06:39 PM (et1vG)
Finished
You are absolutely right — "Zurowski" and "Ostrouschko" are not remotely similar names. My initial response was incorrect, and I apologize for the error.
Based on the search results, Desiree Ostrouschko is a member of the Ostroushko family from Minnesota, who publicly denounced her family's involvement in the assault on conservative journalist Savanah Hernandez during an anti-ICE protest in April 2026. She stated on Facebook that she does not align with her family’s actions, emphasizing that “violence is never acceptable” and that she has been estranged from them for years due to ideological differences.
The confusion with "Desiree Zurowski" was a mistake — they are two entirely different individuals.
Are he search engines actively suppressing Desire O. because she is not of the body?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 06:40 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 06:33 PM (7Ynpq)
4.49 here in the Peoria area.
Posted by: Will Robinson
5.79 in Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 06:40 PM (5abr4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 06:40 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 06:34 PM (Fbc0I)
If the war with Russia is the problem dad should put a uniform on his fat ass and do something about it.
Posted by: javems at April 29, 2026 06:40 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2026 06:41 PM (3uBP9)
In your dog's defense, you rarely see a fat fencepost.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 06:41 PM (rOERL)
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Paige Ostroushko has contended that the incident was ignited when Hernandez laughed about sexual assaults occurring in ICE detention centers. The incident left her with head, neck and knee injuries, she said.
“This led to emotional distress and a confrontation,” Ostroushko wrote on a fundraising page she started on her behalf. “The situation escalated, and at one point, I experienced physical contact and believed I was being assaulted, including being struck several times. In response, I acted in what I believed was self-defense in the moment.”
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 06:43 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 05:49 PM (jehhT)
This is where I keep ending up; they keep ratcheting up the violence and the outrage and the assumption seems to be we're just going to keep taking it; at some point, it will be enough and they will realize in innumerable horrible ways that they picked a fight with a population of people that are smarter, better armed, and completely out of patience. I really hope that happens after I'm gone.
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 06:24 PM (6+ehB)
Completely accurate. I do want to live long enough to see it though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)
She gave off very odd vibes when I saw her introduced to the US as a goddess of law.
turns out, she's a worthless hack.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq
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She made Obama's son famous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2026 06:53 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 07:05 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 07:08 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 07:11 PM (vbXSk)
Oh, there probably has been this level of unhinged hysteria before. But never before has it had a coast-to-coast platforming across all media who are so madly, so earnestly in accord with promoting it.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 29, 2026 10:21 PM (bufu1)
Lunatic Leftwing Fascists Melt Down as Florida's Assembly Speedruns the New Congressional Map Through Both Houses
Florida lawmakers have approved a new Congressional map that could position Republicans to win four additional U.S. House seats in the midterm elections in November. The 21 to 17 vote for final passage in the Senate came just hours after the U.S. Supreme Court weakened the Voting Rights Act in a decision on a Louisiana congressional district Wednesday morning. Both developments will assist President Trump's national push to help the GOP in the midterm elections. With the Florida redistricting, the GOP likely gains an advantage of two or three new seats as Republican-led states have followed Trump's call and Democratic-led states have countered it. However, control of the House will depend on the votes in November. Democrats have said the redraw in Florida makes several GOP seats more competitive, potentially leading to smaller seat gains if strong Democratic performances seen in recent special elections continue. The bill now goes for expected signing by Gov. Ron DeSantis. He has argued that the state's rapid population growth requires redistricting. And he's urged the redrawing of districts that were drawn with consideration for preserving the voting power of minority communities.
🚨 JUST IN: The Florida House has OVERWHELMINGLY PASSED Governor Ron DeSantis’ new Congressional maps, which would add up to 4 new Republican US House seats, 83-28
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026
Democrats literally started SCREAMING when it passed 🤣
It now moves on to the Senate.
Keep pushing! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/GIBiTp5hTJ
🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Ron DeSantis' new Congressional map for Florida, which positions Republicans to win an extra FOUR seats in the US House, has FULLY PASSED the Senate, 21-17
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026
It'll now head to DeSantis' desk.
GREAT JOB, FLORIDA! Other southern states MUST follow 👏 pic.twitter.com/YDnSsL9bME
🚨 OMG. Deranged Democrat Florida House member STORMS THE AISLE with a BULLHORN while the chamber passes Gov. Ron DeSantis' 2026 Congressional map, which stands to add +4 red seats
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 29, 2026
She's MELTING DOWN as Republicans STEAMROLL the map through! 😂
Rep. Angie Nixon goes berserk:… pic.twitter.com/W5np8EqmVt
Justice Alito has clearly lost patience with Justice Kagan's cynical stare-decisis schtick. She has never relied on stare decisis to reach a result she disfavors in a case where her vote would impact the outcome. So when she sings its praises, take it with a grain of salt. pic.twitter.com/aQkHQ20k0y
— Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq. (@jimmy_esq) April 29, 2026
I love how cucky institutionalists still think that these monsters care about the "stain" that their integrity will suffer. But some states are scrambling to redistrict:
Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew So Justice Kagan is reported in Molly Hemingway's new book on Justice Alito as having urged liberal members of the Court to slow-walk their dissents in the Dobbs case for months after Justice Alito had finished his majority decision, presumably with the "hope" that the composition of the Court would change and the 5-4 outcome striking down Roe would turn into a 4-4 deadlock that left the lower court's decision in place - affirming Roe. NOW, it is clear that it was Justice Kagan -- and not Justices Jackson and Sotomayor -- who has held up her dissent in the Louisiana redistricting case, as she has written the only dissent -- with the whispered-about motivation being to push the decision back far enough into the calendar back such that some states don't have time to engage in redistricting before the Nov. elections -- redistricting that might eliminate minority-majority districts and cost Democrats seats. If both these two anecdotal accounts about Kagan gain traction, it will forever stain her legacy on SCOTUS.
🚨 NOW: US Sen. Marsha Blackburn has PROPOSED a 9R-0D redistricting map for Tennessee to redraw, thanks to the Supreme Court ruling against racial gerrymandering under the VRA
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 29, 2026
YES!
Every southern state: FOLLOW SUIT
BLACKBURN: "I urge our state legislature to reconvene to… pic.twitter.com/VZZucA4axY
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Just like Illinois would do.
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
And instructions.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (YwEeS)
And Republicans kept the House.
I think I'd blame Newsom for it, if I were a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:27 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Smooth Brained Floridian at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (QP+6w)
The race for the '28 nomination should be interesting because he might be facing the best SoS in recent memory as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
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Only in a nation of laws.
This is a nation of Kagans.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)
And a screamer.
Pink bullhorn lol. I have one in my car's glovebox too.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (Sco7b)
If they break apart Miami-Dade, this is serious Copium levels of wish-casting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (I2/7O)
This isn't as important as the birthright issue but it's certainly #2
Best outcome long term, sadly, is the progs going apeshit in reaponse. We all know this won't be settled with voting.
Posted by: heya at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (nH+RN)
No. We cannot.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
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Assuming VA passes and the FL map was going through, Republicans were going to end up +3 on the gerrymandering wars before the Gingles overturn.
TN, LA, AL, and MS all redistricting too? Should be about GOP+6 or so in addition to the 3 already banked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
There are two ways to read that:
1) Dems are energized more then Reps
2) Fake ballots don't require you to get voters to show up in a special election
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
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I notice that there's no note of when the Democrats underperform.
Like in the VA special election where they ran 3 points behind 2024.
Why is that? Why don't these "analyses" include the instances where Republicans overperform? Is there a statistical reason for that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (R/457)
Yea, and when my wife gets fucked hard by her minotaur, I pay less for condoms and viagra!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM (aeiyZ)
- Florida Rep. Angie Nixon
It's a violation of democracy to vote a new law into place by a majority in a legislature?
Are we sure these people screaming about democracy actually know what democracy is?
Because they appear to believe it's democracy only when they get what they want.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)
There are two ways to read that:
1) Dems are energized more then Reps
2) Fake ballots don't require you to get voters to show up in a special election
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
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3) 25% turnout is unreflective of 75% turnout and special elections are non-predictive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
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The SCOVA are cowards and snakes.
The Republicans will play nice hoping to keep their seats (they're appointed for limited terms) and the Democrats will be partisan.
The VA map will be declared good and the process followed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (LHPAg)
Which would now be Unconstitutional.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM
Dude. Please.
"It's Maximum Warfare, Everywhere, All The Time.”
Posted by: Hakeem "Sombrero" Jeffries (D-NY) at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Clifford the Big Red Dog at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (gKWVE)
Just like Illinois would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (R/457)
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Don't the districts have to be "compact and contiguous"?
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (G0vdT)
- Florida Rep. Angie Nixon Demon Florida
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (CNl8/)
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Supermajorities in a trifecta have its advantages up to and including not needing every shitweasel to actually help pass legislation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
Preposterous! Utterly ridiculous, and totally without merit!
We would roll our shirt sleeves up first!
Posted by: Staunchly conservative Republicans at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (KtOUo)
IIRC Kagan never married, so that mattress should still be in fair condition.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (LHPAg)
US Constitution says States are guaranteed a Republican form of Government.
Question then for the Supremes, can you VOTE to suspend the State Constitution? Because that is what both Calif and Virginia did.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM
Such cynicism is ill-becoming a proto-'cinema savant'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
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The SCOVA are cowards and snakes.
The Republicans will play nice hoping to keep their seats (they're appointed for limited terms) and the Democrats will be partisan.
The VA map will be declared good and the process followed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (R/457)
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I’m more optimistic the new VA map gets shitcanned. I think even money it gets shitcanned.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (G0vdT)
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It's true, according to the FL constitution.
But, you could probably make something that "respected natural and other borders" that split Orlando up 3 ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (R/457)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire
You can fuck all the way off. We already have Tulsa, Norman, and the paseo.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
Related: this is what happens when your entire society tells women that how they feel is the most important thing in the world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (XHO5P)
Do the lefty ladies just think it's still college and they can just get extensions until the end of the term?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Whenever I click on a twitter link, the first comment (not top, usually it has few upvotes but it is first displayed) is always some Lefty spouting lies?
What is up with the algorithm that it always does that?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (aeiyZ)
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If this SCOTUS? I'd say yeah.
But SCOVA? Nah.
Love to be wrong, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hakeem "Sombrero" Jeffries (D-NY) at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)
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You literally said "it's different when I said it."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (RIvkX)
She hammered it out over a box of wine; a lot of "Dear Diary, today the Republicans were mean to me" bullshit type stuff.
It did not take her months.
And Alito was clearly pissed at her.
Note well: All six in the majority were fine with the shots he took at her; the foot note and the "three more things" at the end that he added after he wrote the opinion.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (tUP1A)
And instructions.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)
Sure, but use small words in the instructions. Maybe lots of pictures.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (0U5gm)
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They've been trying for more than a year.
Feds just...arrest them now.
For some reason because I've been told that the FBI and DOJ are worthless no matter who's in charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (R/457)
Says the guy who earlier said this Supreme Court decision wouldn’t matter for the 2026 election and now hopes nobody read it.
Give it up.
Posted by: That Guy at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (wGerL)
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Tit for tat is the only way to deal with aggression that leads to less aggression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (R/457)
Cubans are PISSSED. This is likely to explode in their face. Cubans always though they were a special exception. They've realized they aren't.
This will stand, while Virginia's, democratic, voter approved redistricting has a 50/50 chance of being squashed by SCOVA.
SCOTUS gutted the voting right act today, so I have zero expectations for the midterms. They are going to cheat to hang onto power and finish their fascist wet dream.
No matter what happens this November, one thing is guaranteed, Trump will claim it was rigged.
And he'll encourage violence!
Ideally, American citizens would band together and create a society that best suits them. Stop with all the nonsense and get down to being responsible. Ideally.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: It's just too good at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (wBaIH)
. . . and Kagan wrote the only dissent because the other two libs are too stupid to write anything remotely coherent.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)
thank you.
I forgot it belongs to them.
Which helps to answer my questions.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (Kyh8Y)
When is Kagan going to the mattresses?
__________
The role of Clemenza will be played by Sonia Sotomayor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (HdYcL)
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I notice that there's no note of when the Democrats underperform.
Like in the VA special election where they ran 3 points behind 2024.
Why is that? Why don't these "analyses" include the instances where Republicans overperform? Is there a statistical reason for that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (R/457)
________
Those elections don't count, because they are raciss.
This decision entails slavery being legal again, don't you see?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (AlhUl)
Says the guy who earlier said this Supreme Court decision wouldn’t matter for the 2026 election and now hopes nobody read it.
Give it up.
Posted by: That Guy at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (f4tQo)
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Oh, I said it wouldn't matter at all?
I sure hope you can find a quote where I said that.
In fact, what I said was, "It'll matter more in 2028."
If you're going to hold a grudge against me, at least quote me accurately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (abIsI)
Rarely is their Projection so perfectly encapsulated.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (R/457)"
I'll believe you have a point when Piker gets frog matched. But not before.
Posted by: heya at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (nH+RN)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (ycI94)
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Can we deport the non-American citizens first?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (R/457)
That is the ruling that says one man, one vote applies to state districting, so instead of a geographic districting (like there is on federal level,) there is all this district bull. It should be based on county, for example. So each county gets one state rep, each group of counties one federal rep.
OMOV gives power to the cities, encourages migration, concentrates power to facilitate fraud, and leaves rural ares floundering
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (aeiyZ)
That's where I'm at. But, they'll do it in a way where it could be voted on again in 2027 and in effect for 2028.
Thus, why I think they'll use the "intervening election" play...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (tOcjL)
Anyone worth 1 million Iranian Rials will be subject to a one time 20% Wealth Tax in order to help Illegals get Transgender Surgeries...
Posted by: Gav Newsome at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (WQvhz)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
I do hope all Southern states follow through, but won't hold my breath.
Governor DeSantis rocks!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (WONhk)
(although I think it's more like a diamond, but I don't make up the slogans, sooo...)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM
We tried.
Posted by: Marchers wearing white shirts, khaki pants, dark sunglasses, and baseball caps at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
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They have to amend the Judicial Act to do that.
It's not just nominating new justices.
And they're not going to win the Senate this year.
So...good luck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (R/457)
They also become corrupt and useless after a while. If the supermajority can bulldoze any objection, it stops caring about anything but bulldozing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)
Big part of Pete Buttigieg's platform is Packing.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (R/457)
Where's the fun in that?
Burning straw men smell nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
New here? I beg to differ about The Force.
Sit down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)
SCOTUS gutted the voting right act today, so I have zero expectations for the midterms. They are going to cheat to hang onto power and finish their fascist wet dream.
Quick! Progressives renounce your American citizenship and flee to Canada or Europe or North Korea before it's too late!
This's your only chance!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
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The alternative is that the other side keeps doing what they do, and we are the only ones without tit.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Or being packed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Women shouldn't suffer. End women's suffrage today!
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (YZ0Fo)
This is why I am glad I don't have a personal FB account.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (qDCnE)
Climb down off that ledge and enjoy their tears for a few minutes.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (rOERL)
>>> How very, very dignified.
Posted by: pookysgirl should not need a sarc tag at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (gu0hJ)
I would just crib off of Justice Thomas and always vote the same way he does. Easy, peasy.
Put me in, Donnie ! ! !
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (Cif43)
Seems to me, Roberts could've set a date and when she didn't turn her homework in on time, given her a zero. Heck, could've just gone with 6 - 2 majority and let everyone know, appearances to the contrary, Softball Coach over there is indeed just a little b*tch.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h)
Be careful what you wish for.... You might get it !!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Sure, but he loves him some institution and principalz. DC is full of self-regarding assholes who would ok with the US burning to the ground as long as DC is untouched.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (diia5)
The race for the '28 nomination should be interesting because he might be facing the best SoS in recent memory as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
I've said it before: the DeSantis-Gillum 2018 FL race was the most consequential state election in US history. It may be top 5 in all US history. Can you imagine if DeSantis didn't open FL during COVID? or not send illegals up to Martha's Vineyard? Other govs did it first, but DeSantis did it best. We'd be a different country without him.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (RdlJI)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
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Fuschiaitaqua
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (WONhk)
Pretty sure this is officially rayciss, homophobic and misogynistic
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)
Geez.
Here's a movie to cheer you up, Meteor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (2GVsD)
I support the distinguished gentleman's "Get fucked, commie" statement and move that it be submitted to the whole house as a rule.
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
Holy Mother, Man. Doesn't it hurt to be so full of shit?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (R/457)
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"Deemed as followed." -- Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
If the supermajority can bulldoze any objection, it stops caring about anything but bulldozing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)
___________
See: California "Billionaire" tax.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
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Man, have a brewski and a cigar and call us in the morning...
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Ken Paxton at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)
SCOTUS gutted the voting right act today, so I have zero expectations for the midterms. They are going to cheat to hang onto power and finish their fascist wet dream.
Quick! Progressives renounce your American citizenship and flee to Canada or Europe or North Korea before it's too late!
This's your only chance!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (iJfKG)
The 2028 election could be for all the marbles. Whoever controls the 2030 Census controls the electoral map for a long, long time.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (RdlJI)
Would make a Vuvuzela sound like a French horn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Kunta Kinte Brown Jackson at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (QP+6w)
Would you like a nice cup of tea? Maybe a plush teddy bear.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
Pretty sure this is officially rayciss, homophobic and misogynistic
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)
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Pretty sure this won't happen until some people are grimly introduced to the fact that life is not ala carte.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM
Three, if I win.
Posted by: Ken Paxton
4 if Whatley wins. 5 if anyone other than Cassidy wins the primary.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Justice Jackson at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (d6FdJ)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:48 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:48 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: GOPe at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (44oh4)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
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Bro, we won a big one today. Yuge. Potentially nuclear. Savor the win. Drink liberal tears like they’re ambrosia. Fuck the prom queen. The war is never over, but you gotta enjoy the wins when you get them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (aeiyZ)
We'll have to see if the good ol' boys in Columbia feel like taking that back for the GOP and end Clyburn's potential dynasty, as he was priming it for a daughter to takeover after he got wheeled out of Congress like Strom Thurmond.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)
@Breaking911 1h
BREAKING: Jerome Powell says he plans to remain on the board of the Federal Reserve after his term as chair ends next month “for an undetermined period of time.” -AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (diia5)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Climb down off that ledge and enjoy their tears for a few minutes.
Posted by: Garrett
youtu.be/-IIKE9p5SEw
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (gu0hJ)
<Enter Great New Idea Here>
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)
The Hodge twins gave away a Dodge Charger painted exactly like that car. Heh!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (YwEeS)
Texas Governor should pay attention
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (LHPAg)
Did the shrieking ghetto rat with the megaphone in the FLA house fail to vote on the redistricting bill, because she was shrieking and marching instead of voting?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (azNOR)
That Asshole Bennie Johnson of the J-6 Committee is going to lose his seat because of this!
LOL!!
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (Kyh8Y)
It occurred to me that I know too many Facebook libs who fit the profile of the WHCD shooter. I try to limit my FB activity to Marketplace as a result..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (nbLIj)
277 yeah, once thugs attack somebody in an ICE-related situation, ICE is a Federal agency, sooooo
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)
It's not quite that simple. IANAL, but one of the lovely things about these newfangled AI summaries is how easy it makes it look up how laws work. When that Texan reporter was assaulted at the Minnesota protest outside an ICE facility, I looked it up to check if residents of different states would get the Feds involved, and found my guess was wrong.
The most solid source of Federal jurisdiction is a conspiracy against civil rights, since the family worked together in violence against her 1A rights. The next was *if* the Federal property line extended out past where she was assaulted, then that would be another predicate. There was no third.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM
Well said, boyo.
Posted by: John Mason at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
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I'd like to propose that be amended to "ever".
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (wBaIH)
It clashes. On behalf of Piper, I am APPALLED!
Posted by: pookysgirl's father was an interior decorator at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (gu0hJ)
I am still a happy person.
When my daughter was born, I didn’t really care that Obama was president.
Sometime during Trump 1, that changed.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (AlhUl)
Its coming! He's pulling us into a false sense of security and then POW! He'll slap us in the face!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (oiNtH)
BREAKING: Jerome Powell says he plans to remain on the board of the Federal Reserve after his term as chair ends next month “for an undetermined period of time.” -AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (diia5)
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Put him in the cell next to Maduro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (gu0hJ)
You're right about the crime. It's going to be horrible because the left wants to keep the ball.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM
Well said, my man!
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
1. Iran War will be over before September, and the IRGC will either denuke or be defenestrated.
2. America 250th celebration.
3. GOP Midterm Convention
4. Evidence of significant onshoring (not complete, but clear progress) of US jobs.
5. Q3 release of US GDP in Oct will show yuge increases and projections.
Not worried about midterms. At all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (RdlJI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
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I haven't been that drunk before 5:00 since my college days.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bulg at
Not even: kagan crushed under avalanche of mattresses?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
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And the Jets.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (2GVsD)
There, I horrified the blog. Even TJM is taking a break to barf. He'll be back with 1000 comments on my observation in a min.
Posted by: MJ at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Bulg at
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There can be only one.
Posted by: The Kagan at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)
The Republicans go redistricting crazy and then, they pack the court and impose a New Reconstruction.
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So what's the downside?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (HdYcL)
I liked them both. I still like them both. One should be able to favor one without hating the other.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (Fbc0I)
I can't wait for the locals here to work him over for his extremely poor performance in DC. He has done noting but piss people off by ignorantly getting in peoples faces.
Hope he saved up some money because that flash lifestyle he thinks he deserves is expensive.
I can't wait for the local reactions to all his AOC fellow traveler's endorsements.
Gonna be a great campaign to watch as all the money that got him where he is now is GONE.
Posted by: pawn at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (5qng6)
I mean sh*t, I coulda used some help dumb f*ks. I can only delay for so long, somebody else has to do the dirty work of getting the composition of the Court to, ahem, "change".
Posted by: Kagan at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah... what Bulg said
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Virginia Legislation at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)
I'll never forget how he cut off Bob Iger's nuts and handed them back to him in a bag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (vbXSk)
Sure. But in a head-to-head competition, you have to make a choice.
Ron was never going to come out on the right side of that choice.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (oiNtH)
I don’t see why the IRGC would settle before the midterms. One lousy summer is worth destroying Trump and the US.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (RdlJI)
Don't forget:
6. The World Cup. Soccer always puts Americans in a good mood.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt)
Greta: How dare you.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (vbXSk)
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C'mon. You know both sides act crazy.
Look at Joe Wilson calling out "You lie" when Obama lied.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (oiNtH)
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Didn’t they already do this and DeathSantis kicked Newscum in the nuts?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (U/Byj)
They are and always were playing for time and an outside source of leverage to move Trump.
It's not going to happen, this time around.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (rOERL)
In retail politics, that is a problem. If we could get him elected, he'd be dynamite, but getting elected is the problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)
Please be mass on-air suicides.
Please be mass on-air suicides
Please be mass on-air suicides
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)
_-_
Oh, please, please, please! I wanna be a Texan again!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Cheri at
The did one. Newsomes wife had to stop it like a prize fight Gav was bleeding so bad.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: RNC at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (9CBNQ)
They will intone in serious voice, "this is the death of our precious Democracy."
Before going off into crying jags.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
New here? I beg to differ about The Force.
Sit down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Accomack, be of good cheer. It's, uh, spring. You asked for a miracle? I give you the current Dem front-runner: Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (ycI94)
"My nam shaniqua litifah bonifaj jacksaaaan"
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (diia5)
Sounds insurrectiony...maybe even impeachiony...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (2GVsD)
The problem, as I witnessed it the last time, is that Ron will make promises to the wing of the party that I want to excise.
I don't like the people he aligned with to take an ill advised run at Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (aZm/F)
I don’t see why the IRGC would settle before the midterms. One lousy summer is worth destroying Trump and the US.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (GbONR)
I'd be shocked if they last until July. Their oil fields will be severely damaged if the Strait is still blocked for only the next two weeks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (RdlJI)
So much vulgarity. I am not sure if we need more at the HQ to keep up, or less to set an example.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (I2/7O)
The commies want Trump and now is as good a time as any to get him.
Republicans were gutless during the Civil War.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: illiniwek
I think that guy walking beside her was very meekly trying to get her to stop. Sorry Chief, that 'aint happening. You'll have to use a taser, then pepper spray, followed by some trained circus bears wrestling her to the ground. Otherwise, give up.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (RKlIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)
CNN - Voting Rights Act - Supremes, Shooting
MSNow - Obama clip - Voters Right Act. Shit, we're on the wrong side of history.
CBC news ... nothing important.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)
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Best to leave the country now, comrade!
Save yourself while you still can!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (2GVsD)
"Trump is the man we need right now" reads a lot better then "DeSantis is a RINO cuck"
And for clarity I'm someone that originally preferred Ron but believe now Trump was the right choice in 24.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm)
To be fair, we need to hire food testers for these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cheri
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Night sticks!
tazer and pepper spray are just cuck substitutes for night sticks.
Bears are OK though.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (4F/0/)
Kinda why I lean towards Tulsi: she is a better demographic than Vance or Rubio.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (GbONR)
I liked them both. I still like them both. One should be able to favor one without hating the other.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)
I will freely admit to looking down at that 2024 caucus ballot and debating between the two. Ultimately I went with Trump, because he was still hammering the immigration issue, and Iowa was getting flooded by illegals thanks to Auto-Pen. My precinct wound up going (literally checks notes) Trump 56, DeSantis 91.
Posted by: pookysgirl is glad she wrote it down at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (pohLc)
Powell has been on the board since 2012, reappointed in 2014, so he has until 2028.
Technically.
Most ex-Chairman resign when their chairmanship ends.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)
Stateless
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (2GVsD
I never get my on-air suicides.
C'mon Colbert and Kimmel. Teach America a lesson!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (Fbc0I)
There was a lot of bellowing and trumpeting, wasn't there? Somebody should have given that bullhorn an arm smash, and knocked the mouthpiece into the scrunt's front teeth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Oh hell, I forgot about that, duh!
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:06 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: illiniwek
I think that guy walking beside her was very meekly trying to get her to stop. Sorry Chief, that 'aint happening. You'll have to use a taser, then pepper spray, followed by some trained circus bears wrestling her to the ground. Otherwise, give up.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
I suggest you use your nightstick, officer.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (X5Jzz)
New here? I beg to differ about The Force.
Sit down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Accomack, be of good cheer. It's, uh, spring. You asked for a miracle? I give you the current Dem front-runner: Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (ycI94)
Who are these two dikheads?
Am I in time for trolls? I always miss them.
I see the a troll said (paraphrased because too lazy to copy/paste that "everyone is against the USA except Israel." @224
Bless their hearts, the low IQ's try. Hurry! You will be late for the short bus leaving now!
Ursula in the UN said today that they need to consider a none nuke Iran.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (6+ehB)
Do the lefty ladies just think it's still college and they can just get extensions until the end of the term?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Why wait for dissenting opinions at all? They might be useful as historical matter, but the majority decision becomes law.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: illiniwek
I think that guy walking beside her was very meekly trying to get her to stop. Sorry Chief, that 'aint happening. You'll have to use a taser, then pepper spray, followed by some trained circus bears wrestling her to the ground. Otherwise, give up.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
I think that guy was the Sgt of Arms, and he knows his onions about touching any woman be black.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (LHPAg)
I wish you luck, but if you were predicting violent George Floyd intensity type riots I must have missed that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (RKlIw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026
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Hey, give her credit. Her outfit matched her bullhorn!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)
This would eliminate Bennie Johnsons of the J-6 Commission fame.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (6+ehB)
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Marxists don't believe in reform. You have to tear things down completely and "build" them back up again.
Where it won't be "true" Marxist whatever when that fails.
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)
So much vulgarity. I am not sure if we need more at the HQ to keep up, or less to set an example.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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238 Kimmel is unique in the world of vile cesspools. He is the sorriest piece of shit ever extruded through a rat's asshole.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (pohLc)
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I guess the horde votes "more"
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Cheri
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Night sticks!
tazer and pepper spray are just cuck substitutes for night sticks.
Bears are OK though.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (4F/0/)
I axed for a Bud Light, not a flashlight !
Posted by: Rodney King at April 29, 2026 05:10 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (pohLc)
Well said.
God, I miss Chavez the Hugo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (4F/0/)
Was there ever any doubt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Do the lefty ladies just think it's still college and they can just get extensions until the end of the term?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Why wait for dissenting opinions at all? They might be useful as historical matter, but the majority decision becomes law.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You all are actiing like Roberts is on our side. He probably asked for them to delay to preserve his "legacy"
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (4F/0/)
So much vulgarity. I am not sure if we need more at the HQ to keep up, or less to set an example.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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Despite being properly spelled (unlike theirs), our vulgarity is lost in the glare of that from the Left.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)
Bullhorn lady needs to ditch the hot pink jumpsuit. Not a good look, Sweetie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026
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Did the jumpsuit have "Juicy" on the butt?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
I don't think I've said it this post...
Cntrl-f
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: The kids today at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (2Ez/1)
I don't confuse either with the Kenesha who wears tribal sea shells around her neck.
There are times I miss RBG, who looked perpetually in a wind tunnel.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
She should've used the Rapmaster 2000.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (wXgT/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (O1a6r)
Posted by: Anna Puma
We're tracking. I threw in the circus bears for the pure entertainment value and some extra muscle
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (viF8m)
It looks like not only did she allegedly leak the abortion decision, but she delayed turning in her opinion so as to give leftwing assassins as long a runway as possible to get the job done and off one of the rightwing justices. That would have made it 4-4 and Roe would have stood.
She knew they were besieged with threats and required extra protection for both them and their families, but she delayed anyway.
Can you imagine the workplace environment on the court now? In that context she is lucky that all Alito threw at her was some shade!
Posted by: Thatch at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (7HCLI)
The problem, as I witnessed it the last time, is that Ron will make promises to the wing of the party that I want to excise.
I don't like the people he aligned with to take an ill advised run at Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (rOERL)
I think as Governor, he's superb. If he were to be President, he might be another example of the Peter Principle in action.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Martin Tell at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (sFNX2)
One of the reasons I think the crazies who make the decisions wanted Trump to win was to have him in the house when they set it on fire.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
Fellow can't tell his throat from his dick?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (QaH55)
we need something like the Electoral College so that governors and state reps need to work for everyone in the state instead of just for the big cities.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (O1a6r)
Their SC is conservative, and the DC SC has made it clear that racist gerrymandering is no bueno.
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (Gqar8)
This would eliminate Bennie Johnsons of the J-6 Commission fame.
This would be a celebration of day drinking!!! He's the same IQ as Guam tilting guy (who may be dead...I am sometimes surprised to see Congress people alive).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (WONhk)
1) Bost v. IL - candidates and campaigns have standing to challenge elections; including standing prior to elections to enforce laws
2) USAID and NGOs - gutted
3) RNC - not bending over
4) consent decree effectively preventing Rs from challenging elections - dead
5) mid-term redistricting - no good historical data on the new districts
6) America's 250th Birthday Bash
7) SPLC - sidelined
8 ) DOJ and FBI - no longer working against us
Pending:
1) post-election ballot counting - will go for us
2) EO on mail in ballots - strong chance of another win
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM
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What do you want from me, a Wilkie button?
Posted by: Obscure movie reference at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Once the cheating is gone, no more leftists.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Harold Fraud, Jr at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (4F/0/)
Not sure what his game is. For a while it seemed judges had to take turns joining the liberals on dissents so that a cogent opinion could be written.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
He'd have to deal with the U.S. Congress instead of a GOP-dominated weaker Florida legislature.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
Usually, they and CNN push their minority people to the back of the timeslot bus on the weekends.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)
@Osint613 33m
The Israeli Navy has begun intercepting the 58-vessel activist flotilla near the Greek island of Crete, hundreds of nautical miles from Gaza. Past interceptions took place much closer to shore.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM
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Rhymes with a female body part.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
The thing with that is you could apply that suspicion to literally everyone who has not been president before. It is not a course of action unless you have actual evidence. He has a good team in Florida and a majority in the legislature. Who knows how he'd do at the national level?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
I know when I yell through my bullhorn or blast my air horn I am dressed nicely.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (WONhk)
Usually, they and CNN push their minority people to the back of the timeslot bus on the weekends.
Posted by: Stateless - He
Is it crazy fro man Eli Mistal?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
Well, thank heaven that's over. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (DwqWV)
_-_
Yep. One of the biggest manifestations of this in the west is water use. Cities keep expanding their water use while farmers and ranchers get less all the time. I have been told by urbanites that farmers and ranchers are just making money off of the rest of us...then there's the wolf thing..oh, brother.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (nbLIj)
Seems to me there would be a market for "burner" FB accounts for persons that really only want to use the marketplace feature. I would buy one, if it were reasonably cheap. I know we have coders in the Horde. Could be beer money in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Martin Tell at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (sFNX2)
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You must not remember when it was "racist" for a white woman to lose the presidency to a white man.
I mean despite that Hillary keeps hot sauce in her purse.
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e)
Once the cheating is gone, no more leftists.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV)
Leftists used to be a faction in the more sane Dems and Liberals. Those days are nearly gone, and it remains to be seen how many of the current Dems will abandon the party as they get more insane and violent.
But notice how quickly the violence ends when stolen tax money is no longer paying for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
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Los Angeles has rejected an entrepreneur’s cheap and simple fix to stop the city’s crippling copper wire theft crisis.
End Metal Theft spokesman Mark James revealed to the California Post it had created a hardened cover that secures streetlights and would stop neighborhoods being plunged into darkness.
The device, which fastens over the lid to the wires, would make it harder, louder and far riskier for criminals to try to gain access.
They would cost about $300 to install, are easily maintained and would save the tens of thousands of dollars it costs to repair vandalized streetlamps.
But James revealed City Hall chiefs shot it down, instead wanting to focus on converting to solar lamps that will cost up to $6,000 each.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (WONhk)
We should probably check with Piper to see what the proper attire for bullhorn blasting might be.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)
_-_
Yep. One of the biggest manifestations of this in the west is water use. Cities keep expanding their water use while farmers and ranchers get less all the time. I have been told by urbanites that farmers and ranchers are just making money off of the rest of us...then there's the wolf thing..oh, brother.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (uAMDT)
Where do they think the food they eat comes from, Mars?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: werewife at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (5ayY3)
Posted by: Skip
It keeps burning money for the network (ABC?). I'm fine with that. It's a little watched, money loser. I'd rather watch him suffer irrelevance and fade away into nothingness. I mean he's rich so nothing will happen but the blow to his inflated ego and self esteem will be magical!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (sAmhv)
That's exactly how many people make their decision on who to vote for, they make a judgement based on the evidence they have how they will do in a job. Same with promotions in a work environment. You never know how someone will do before they actually have the job. You use your best judgement.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (YZ0Fo
Not sure. They didn't show his name.
But America's black population is doomed.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
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Watch for explosive decompression...
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
And will use copper wire to get power since solar isn't gonna work at night or cloudy days.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
Counter: we just had an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
No, silly, it comes from Whole Foods!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:22 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (GD0B3)
One more seat from Mississippi isn’t going to solve California or New York.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (8jVAy)
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>>Today, Christopher, Deyanna, and Paige Ostrouchko were indicted by a grand jury for allegedly assaulting journalist and Turning Point USA contributor Savannah Hernandez, while she was lawfully reporting on anti-ICE protests outside a federal building in St. Paul.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)
Or looking for Popeye.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (snZF9)
That's exactly how many people make their decision on who to vote for, they make a judgement based on the evidence they have how they will do in a job. Same with promotions in a work environment. You never know how someone will do before they actually have the job. You use your best judgement.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (viF8m)
Certainly his stumbling campaign didn't help his chances. His best bet is to just find a position in the government under Trump, Vance et al and do good work like Rubio is.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (Gqar
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Eagerly awaiting Trump's gracious comments
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 05:24 PM (2ap+5)
Greta: How dare you.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
Pressure-wash them, transport them to Seattle or Vancouver, and sell them at auction as cheap yachts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:24 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
>Those haunches were more than juicy, they were plush.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
@LeadingReport 1h
Hakeem Jeffries on Supreme Court voting rights decision: “Republicans know they can’t win a free and fair election and so they are desperate to rig it.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (diia5)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
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I read that the indictment was leaked ahead of the announcement, speculation is that the leak came from Main Justice to Fox......not good.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
Counter: we just had an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
CA teachers are well versed at how to infiltrate a secure press function. The guy was backed by someone smarter than he is. Taking trains cross country?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (vFG9F)
I like Ron and he's obviously doing a great job as governor. I do think he exercised poor judgement getting in the race against Trump but water under the bridge. He still has a bright future in politics if he wants it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
What I want is his scrawny old ass being frog marched to the street and his shit tossed on the sidewalk.
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)
Or looking for Popeye.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (snZF9)
I believe there's an art installation of her portrait made from tampons.
I'm not sure if they were used or not.
Leftwing, edgy artists....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
What I want is his scrawny old ass being frog marched to the street and his shit tossed on the sidewalk.
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar
And prosecuted for the waste of funding on that building he was making.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Ia/+0)
I think he’s allowed to stay on the Federal Reserve. If the new guy is confirmed ( he hasn’t been yet, has he?) Powell would cease to be chair
Posted by: Frid at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)
Make elections free and fair again.
Republicans obviously win.
"You can't win free and fair elections, that's why you have to rig them!"
Shut up, Kafka.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Ot/FD)
They are absolute experts at accusing the other guy of doing exactly what they've been doing for decades.
They only get away with it because their Media-Minions never call them on it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Never seen a razor or deodorant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Skip"
They are all sumuddy.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
They dropped the investigation.. Primarily because RINO refused to vote for the Trump nominee unless they did....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (O1a6r)
I think he’s allowed to stay on the Federal Reserve. If the new guy is confirmed ( he hasn’t been yet, has he?) Powell would cease to be chair
Posted by: Frid at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (8Xy/A)
Why would we allow that, he's a partisan hack.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Trump's win in 2024, if it was 20+ years ago, would have been a wave that swept Republicans to at least a 20 seat majority in the House.
Maybe 40.
That's how razor thin precise Dems have gerrymandered their states--they held Rs to a small majority in a wave.
But they have almost no seats they can flip now either--they need a wave to flip the red seats in their states since they've packed so many R voters in them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
They dropped the investigation.. Primarily because RINO refused to vote for the Trump nominee unless they did....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (O1a6r)
well now that they've voted, its back on the table.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)
No, not good. But at least that family of dickheads get indicted. The sense of entitlement many on the left have that leads them to believe they can get away with violence needs to be stopped cold.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar
Ha! I wanted it last year !
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
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If they try to take my red swingline stapler, I'm going to burn the whole place down!
Posted by: Chairman Powell at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
I realize "allegedly" is used to avoid defamation claims and is something of an affectation derived from the "innocent until proven guilty" trope BUT...in this instance it's on fucking video live and in 4k.
Posted by: Their violence is violence at April 29, 2026 05:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wally at April 29, 2026 05:31 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: JackStraw
Hopefully the kid was thrown off her college kicky ball team too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
I think if his term is not up he can stay. He’s just not the chair. I’m not saying Trump would allow it. I think that’s just in the regulations.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (8Xy/A)
I know when I yell through my bullhorn or blast my air horn I am dressed nicely.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
If you mean worn Skims or Spanx under her jumpsuit, I agree. However, it seems to be a thing now in the black community especially, where mostly younger women are going out in public wearing those under garment foundations as garments alone. Yes. And the light colored ones you can practically see through. Sexy!!
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
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6h
Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson invoke Trump's comments on "sh*thole countries" and "they're eating the dogs" as having some bearing on whether he can end temporary amnesty for Haitians.
An increasingly exasperated Solicitor General John Sauer explains to them why they don't.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:33 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: beckster
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Not illegal nor even the much lower standard of ethics. Basically the official machine takes longer but the indictment exists once the true bill is voted upon by the grand jury and that true bill's existence is NOT a violation of grand jury secrecy.
Those cover deliberations or the occasional secret sealed indictments.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Wally at April 29, 2026 05:31 PM (0e5Te)
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Exactly my thought too.
Reuters is assho.
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (KtOUo)
But James revealed City Hall chiefs shot it down, instead wanting to focus on converting to solar lamps that will cost up to $6,000 each.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
Just install a hand grenade under the wiring cover, with the pin pulled, and the cover holding the lever in. Really reduce repeat thieving.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (tDfxJ)
Posted by: JackStraw
Hopefully the kid was thrown off her college kicky ball team too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yes. The Strib was really pulling for them non-stop, describing them as a regular suburban family. If they hadn't been at the ICE facility, there would have been no charges at all.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (kX27y)
They are eating the pets of the people who live there.
whoa whoa whoa
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (jGJov)
An increasingly exasperated Solicitor General John Sauer explains to them why they don't.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:33 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, that really strays far afield from the question whether it is an executive function the President has control over. It's "can we allow him to have control over this."
They are acting as members of a governing or review board.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (GD0B3)
They are acting as members of a governing or review board.
Posted by: Axeman at April
They are no different than Karen HOA President in their thinking.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
You know a dozen people tagged them with the video of that guy cooking the cat in the park.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (rOERL)
we need something like the Electoral College so that governors and state reps need to work for everyone in the state instead of just for the big cities.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Scotus outlawed that in Reynolds v Simms. I discuss above.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
They dropped the investigation.. Primarily because RINO refused to vote for the Trump nominee unless they did....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (O1a6r)
well now that they've voted, its back on the table.
Posted by: Oldcat
Already is, Inspector General of Fed in involved and for Powell, it means he has to testify as long as he stays in the Fed (no fifth amendment right) to the IG's investigation. I think they did this just so Powell will leave the Board of Governors promptly to avoid questioning.
It happened several times in Trump I administration once the DoJ and FBI became subjects of the IG investigation for that department. People resigned or retired to avoid testilying.
IG can also give criminal referrals which sticks up the ass of someone like Boasberg as much more obvious to try to stymie indictments based on an OIG investigation.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)
Could this be the new inititive for illegals? Put them in CECOT for awhile and blast them to Mars to form their own colony?
ICE could soon inform them: your homeland, CECOT or a future in Mars. Let's see how many self deport over this deal!
I am simply thankful I remembered seeing this somewhere vs dreaming:
https://tinyurl.com/yd5v6uk5
Granted we know they will become cannibals up there and mutate but I think it's a win win. Add a few Haitians and Somolians to the mix and see who wins (there won't be cats on Mars).
He says it's early because his first rocket exploded...but I think we have enough illegals to rush it, Elon.
Then send a handful once the rocket is a success then many in cargo rockets.
These are the illegals who refuse to go to their homeland and when CECOT is full. Or send some El Salvadorians as well to help them. Either/or.
I may have worked too long in the garden today and need to pace myself to think about this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)
As to voter redistrict correction
The leftists all wailed
"The VRA ship has sailed!
We must once again rig the election!"
Posted by: Not Muldoon but trying at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
Powell doesn't have to leave the board when he is replaced as Chairman.
He should resign, like most former Chairmen have, but he isn't required to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 05:39 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
Caltrops in his parking stall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:40 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:41 PM (4F/0/)
Way before my time. Is that when Grover Cleveland was born?
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (9lqZe)
Pelosi's sweet 16 party.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 05:43 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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As I said above, an active OIG investigation is targeting the cost overruns. OIG can make Powell testify if he does not leave the board regardless of the 5th Amendment. If he leaves, then they no longer have power to compel testimony.
I think this was the backup when Powell did not resign and Boasberg stuck his oar in. And the OIG after the conclusion of its investigation can still give criminal referrals for prosecution to the DoJ.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)
Way before my time. Is that when Grover Cleveland was born?
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (9lqZe)
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I'm not sure Thomas Paine ever got closer than 10 miles from my house.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JackStraw
They have another daughter, Desiree, that has disavowed what her mother, father, and sister has done and has stated so publicly. In part what she has stated:
“I’m his second daughter and I’ve experienced firsthand how he’s publicly and personally put me down simply because I don’t align with their beliefs. That’s a big part of why l’ve chosen to distance myself from them. Watching situations like this unfold only reinforces that decision.
This behavior is not something I stand for it’s honestly disappointing and disturbing.”
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (pohLc)
Gov Fat Asshead Pritzker of IL is now under federal investigation over his removal of toilets from his mansion to avoid paying $330k in extra property taxes.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
I realize "allegedly" is used to avoid defamation claims and is something of an affectation derived from the "innocent until proven guilty" trope BUT...in this instance it's on fucking video live and in 4k.
Posted by: Their violence is violence
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Yep and yet the white dindu nuffins in that case persist in lying about the affair despite the video being out there.
Democrats now rely on blatant baldfaced lies, not only their officials, but their voters do as well. They lie as they breathe.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
Take them all out, and put in one 8-seater, for his exclusive use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (utfVc)
"He's Got Super Hearing": Trump Tells NASA Administrator He Has "Beautiful Ears"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
The thing with that is you could apply that suspicion to literally everyone who has not been president before. It is not a course of action unless you have actual evidence. He has a good team in Florida and a majority in the legislature. Who knows how he'd do at the national level?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
I don't know, I just predict based on his last run at the title. I'll be happy to be proven wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:56 PM (xcxpd)
Al Gore: All of My Predictions from An Inconvenient Truth About Greenland and the Arctic Completely Losing Their Ice Were "Proven Dead Right;" and BTW, Now I'm Warning About a Coming Ice Age (Which Will Also Not Happen)
And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing. A lot of these rich nepo babies like Al Gore and Tuq'r Qarlson aren't nearly as rich as I'd assumed. They're still shilling and huckstering into their elder years.This idiot cuck again. I hate this guy. He's a dweeb so he plays "smart" characters -- by which I mean another dweeb, Aaron Sorkin, uses him as his puppet to ventriloquize his own personal stupid dweeb political propaganda -- and so he believes he's smart in real life. Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.
Former Vice President Al Gore is still making climate doom predictions, 20 years after his warnings from An Inconvenient Truth proved false -- this time invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow for a rapt Hollywood audience. Gore joined the first-ever Sustainability in Entertainment Honors event Thursday, organized by The Hollywood Reporter and the Sustainable Entertainment Alliance, for a keynote conversation with The West Wing star Bradley Whitford.
The pair reminisced about the Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, conspicuously omitting its failed prophecy that Earth's ecosystems would reach a "tipping point" of no return, thanks to human industrial activity, in only ten years. That deadline that came and went a full decade ago. ...So note it is this actor dweeb who spent his grade school years getting stuffed inside lockers who advanced the ice age prediction-- but Al Gore then endorses it, while avoiding making a prediction about when this will come to pass. Like all Doomsayers, his previous specific predictions have been proven dead wrong, so now he wants to keep things vague.
In response to this doomsday warning, Whitford sets a more drastic timeline -- that if Gore's energy policies are not enacted, "we're in an ice age in, like, 10 years." However, Gore punts the prophecy's deadline much farther into the future, dodging any chance of accountability.
... WHITFORD: And if there is a tipping point here where the gradual threat of climate change becomes immediate, where -- if that happens and the Gulf Stream ceases to exist as we know it, we're in an ice age in, like, 10 years. GORE: No, no, no. It would take longer -- it, I mean, I'm not the expert- WHITFORD: [Crosstalk] I wear makeup, Al. GORE: But I've spent a lot of time with them. But it would be bad. It would be very bad and would be bad on a scale that is beyond our, anything we can compare it to today.
The ultimate authority on all questions involving life on earth, Al Gore, is now declaring that global warming is out, and global freezing is in. Safe bet that he found a whole new angle to line his pockets off the climate grift. pic.twitter.com/oQ5CtY9laS
— Lee Zeldin (@epaleezeldin) April 29, 2026
Al Gore says the doomsday predictions from climate scientists 20 years ago "were proven dead right," so we should take them even more seriously now.
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 27, 2026
He says it's "inevitable that we're going to see Greenland go and the west Antarctic ice sheet go."
Reminder, in 2006, Gore… pic.twitter.com/W042RpBeUA
Al Gore just said “none of the predictions from the past 20 years have been wrong from climate scientists.”
— Lucy Biggers (@LLBiggers) April 1, 2026
This inspired me to go back and watch the classic An Inconvenient Truth.
Upon rewatch it was worse than I remember! pic.twitter.com/XRO2Lw3W4O
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:22 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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So, you were dead right, but the world didn't see worldwide destruction from the ice caps which definitely melted.
So, we should burn more coal like India and China?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)
Bet that expansive pool house he has is going to cost a fortune to heat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:25 PM (diia5)
So again, AlGore has never had an original thought or scam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (2GVsD)
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Do they need the money or are they just doing it for the love of the game?
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (oqH4h)
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Really?
Haven't you been portraying yourself as THE expert on "climate change" for the past twenty years or so?
If your "experts" are so wrong, why aren't you blaming them?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)
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Al Gore just said “none of the predictions from the past 20 years have been wrong from climate scientists.”
This inspired me to go back and watch the classic An Inconvenient Truth.
Upon rewatch it was worse than I remember!
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So... Miami and San Francisco voting is a fraud since they were swallowed up by West Antarctica and Greenland's melting glacier, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (+r3CQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (2GVsD)
You think they're going to keep the global freezing thing going for that long or are they going to pivot to acid rain more quickly?
Posted by: FeatheBlade at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (T8bqm)
Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama are three (but not limited thereto) reasons why the Nobel Peace Prize is a silly joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (HdYcL)
Global Warming is Cured! The earth is saved!
or
The reparations worked! We are all equal now!
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (I2/7O)
How about the Arctic or the Antarctic? I think we could compare it to those places. You know, if what you're saying wasn't utter horse hockey.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (ky7/T)
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Yes. Just twice as expensive.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (1QpW/)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (+r3CQ)
The scams are cyclical.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)
Whenever the earth reaches its ideal temperature, women will continue to complain and fiddle with the thermostat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (HdYcL)
You think they're going to keep the global freezing thing going for that long or are they going to pivot to acid rain more quickly?
I'm anticipating that gamma ray bursters will be the next big thing that's somehow our fault and which requires that we give Democrats more money and power.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (+r3CQ)
Posted by: Al Gore at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: How much catastrophe can one man take? at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)
Just like the many names for commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
The scams are cyclical.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)
You forgot the ozone layer and acid rain.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (NZNFx)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ugg the Caveman at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (UjdFS)
It's a religion. You don't just walk away because the world didn't end at the millennium.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (3izFu)
For a long time in the past, the Earth did turn into a giant ice ball. It was only because the Earth's core stayed molten that it was reversed.
Not a single SUV or Human was involved.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Yes. Use it as a money laundering scheme to pay back Democrat party supporters through NGO’s and other frauds. Also, as a means to raise taxes on the citizens so they keep paying the graft in ever increasing amounts.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (+r3CQ)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (5yDGQ)
We ARE in an ice age. The ice IS coming back.
Posted by: JB at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (znyt+)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (jcC6S)
Nobel Prizes
Chemistry and Physics: Rock solid
Medicine: Less reliable
Economics: Pretend science
Literature and Peace: Total jokes
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (HdYcL)
Although I think the current panic they're trying to gin up is about the Gulf stream falling apart.
... which might be related to the new freezing panic, maybe
Posted by: FeatheBlade at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (m/atT)
You forgot the ozone layer and acid rain.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (NZNFx)
I'm old enough to remember you were assaulted if you crushed a McDonald's Big Mac container because crushing styrofoam released freon into the atmosphere and was destroying the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (I2/7O)
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Way ahead of ya!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (G0vdT)
You have got to be kidding me.This movie was utterly laughable in its "science." Sure itnwa sa rollicking good time as a sci-fi adventure movie, but the pseudo-"science" upon which it was based was about as legit as Planet of the Apes.
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (+r3CQ)
Posted by: Al "Oversexed French Poodle" Gore at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)
I'm old enough to remember you were assaulted if you crushed a McDonald's Big Mac container because crushing styrofoam released freon into the atmosphere and was destroying the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
CFCs from AquaNet.
Posted by: Tipper just wanted to get rid of hair metal at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)
So, NOW you tell us after all these years.
WE TRUSTED YOU!!!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (NpAcC)
You think they're going to keep the global freezing thing going for that long or are they going to pivot to acid rain more quickly?
I'm anticipating that gamma ray bursters will be the next big thing that's somehow our fault and which requires that we give Democrats more money and power.
Posted by: Archimedes
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No, we appease the angry sun with hurling Democrat officials and their big donors directly into the sun. It is the historical thing to do except now we have the means to send them there directly.
I think we can count on Elon to help nowadays.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (6+ehB)
It's a religion. You don't just walk away because the world didn't end at the millennium.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)
It's also just another re-branding of communism. As soon as communism fell in the early 90's the "Green" movement got super energized. At least to my observation.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (m/atT)
Posted by: Vengeance
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Steroids and being a closeted homo will do that to ya.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)
He was ready for his close-up, or so he thought until they started cutting slices.
I need to reread that book!
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (G0vdT)
Spoiler Alert: More taxes, less liberty.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
The movie that said global warming was SOOO BAD it was going to cause massive hurricanes around the globe that would lead to an intense FREEZE event, destroying most of humanity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
We ARE in an ice age. The ice IS coming back.
Posted by: JB
More precisely, an interglacial period. I've seen a number of decent sources noting that. Five gets you ten they're switching to this because the actual facts are becoming undeniable and they're trying to spin them to keep the grift going.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (2GVsD)
Medicine: Less reliable
Economics: Pretend science
Literature and Peace: Total jokes
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (HdYcL)
What about the Nobel Prize for Being 12.5% Black? I mean, it's storybook man.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (I2/7O)
A common trope in video games is a large tree with many bodies hung by the neck on it.
Just a suggestion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: XTC
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Expanding his bank balances from fooling the rubes.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (I2/7O)
He's held a professor's balls in his mouth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I think we can count on Elon to help nowadays.
So we're just ignoring obsidian knives and pyramids now?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (Riz8t)
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Well, I certainly did.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (MSlZp)
I miss Rush.
They are back. I'm seeing them in Fort Worth this June
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Biergood at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (PwgSL)
Posted by: Nelly
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You have discovered the truth about Democrats. They never forgive and never forget. Only difference is the targets for attack.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)
Have you ever noticed that the solutions to war, poverty, inequality, racism and the weather are all communism? Amazing!
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (+r3CQ)
I'm old enough to remember you were assaulted if you crushed a McDonald's Big Mac container because crushing styrofoam released freon into the atmosphere and was destroying the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM
I don't remember anyone saying that but I do remember the styrofoam containers. I do remember being shamed for aquanet ruining the planet or something.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (NZNFx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (HdYcL)
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Warm Greetings from Hell!
Posted by: Yasser Arafat at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (affD0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)
Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (2GVsD)
Sadly, I know lots of PhDs who've drunk the KoolAid. A degree isn't a guarantee that you're immune to propaganda.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (m/atT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (3izFu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)
Totally worth it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)
The left figured out that they couldn't convince people that it was going to be a hundred degrees hotter in 10 years, and also that no one was really concerned about potential temperatures going up a degree or so.
So now they're getting their "science" from old and failed bad sci-fi movies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (rGqqI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
I was under the impression Hugh Jackman thinks he's Liberace in real life.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (w/O5Q)
Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)
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Also peak Jacqueline Bisset
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)
He was right about Fire Bad
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
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Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (0OHKH)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (VdTX+)
I haven't even heard of most of the writers who won for literature.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:39 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:39 PM (+r3CQ)
easttowestt 🌍 🇮🇱🇹🇼
@westtoeastt
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Meet Kassim Busuri who only four months ago demanded President Trump apologize for calling Somalians “garbage.”
Turns out Trump was right. Busuri, owner of A Plus Universal Child Care and Learning Center, had his business raided today.
Oh, and he’s also St. Paul’s first Somalian city council member.
Garbage indeed.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (VdTX+)
Ilhan Omar thinks AI is Al Gore's first name.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (I2/7O)
Emmy Rossum and Sela Ward were both very hawt in that movie. Does that count for anything?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)
Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)
We need to scheme a massive propaganda campaign that bras are killing the planet. And puppies, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (dK+Kv)
Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 03:38
No, that movie was totally retarded.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (NZNFx)
Ilhan Omar thinks AI is Al Gore's first name.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jcC6S)
"I had a meeting with A One Gore the other day......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
If he starts ranting about cooling, they'll never see it coming.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (FLwGJ)
I love the scene in the library where the cold air chases them down the hallway, complete with horror film chasing cam. They close the door just in time, and the door edges freeze blue. Then a homeless guy teaches them how to insulate their clothes using crumpled paper.
I also love the part where they carefully consider which books they can use to burn for warmth, and they decide on tax law books. Then some Karen scolds them for not knowing the importance of books, that they have to treasure knowledge, and they have to feast upon the word of tax law.
So stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (mkw2N)
Al Gore invented Steak Sauce!
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:41 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 03:41 PM (UjdFS)
Gen Z college girls have been doing the no bra thing for awhile. Problem is they're all fat now.
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (I2/7O)
"Someday, the earth as we know it will not exist. That'll be $10 trillion, please."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)
I think Gruesome Newscum has finally since inherited ChiComm Butt-Boy status now from Swallowswell.
What a hive of villainy and treason ... but mostly treason.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)
Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.
Are you talkin' to me?! Are you talkin' to me?!!!!
Posted by: Robert De Niro at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (bFu5X)
best we can do is a turbo charged 4 banger with an electric battery, but hey, 72" touch screen. on the dash!
Posted by: Ford designers at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (affD0)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jcC6S)
Inventor of Al Steak Sauce.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Fish Don't Like Electricity
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)
Oklahoma fishing technique.
Get the old phone crank, put the wires in the water and crank away. Fish will float right up to your boat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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And glorious feathered hair parted down the middle. Damn, I had a mane in the 70s.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (GbONR)
Use of that phrase is a 100% absolute guarantee the speaker knows nothing of science.
1) it violates the laws of thermodynamics and
2) it requires ignoring both feedback and counter mechanisms in the climate.
The only way you could show yourself to be more scientifically ignorant is to cite Venus as a potential outcome of global warming.
Which the almost all do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (tUP1A)
best we can do is a turbo charged 4 banger with an electric battery, but hey, 72" touch screen. on the dash!
Posted by: Ford designers at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (jGJov)
The Ford GT with the Ecoboost 6 cyl won Le Mans....twice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM
What if they just get off on fooling suckers out of money? I was corrected by commenters here for my inference that aging rockers must not be as rich as I thought, since they're still doing the grueling work of stadium and arena tours. They pointed out that e.g. Paul McCartney said if people stopped buying tickets he would busk, since making music for people is just what he loves. That I can understand, but soulless snakes are harder to get in the head of; so, it's hard to imagine, but maybe they're just love tricking people too much to ever stop, and cold hard cash is the firmest proof the scam worked.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (Sy6m/)
If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Which the almost all do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (tUP1A)
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Then Mars must be the potential outcome of global cooling, using that standard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (rOERL)
@nypost 2h
DOT releases new vision for Park Ave. - transforming busy roads into pedestrian paradise https://trib.al/pUXhocw
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (diia5)
"Feng Feng Bar and Grills..........
"Liquor in the Front and Poker in the Rear"..
Main Course of South China Sea "SNAPPER" with free Nachos and "Bearded Clam" Dip...
CUM by and have a good time.....
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (38587)
Which the almost all do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (tUP1A)
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Then Mars must be the potential outcome of global cooling, using that standard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (gnNyN)
Boys are from penis and girls have vagina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
My wife's car is an Exploer ST
400 hp twin turbo v6
I get the side eye when we drive it on the weekend
I like sport mode.
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 29, 2026 03:47 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (I2/7O)
A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)
The Church of Climate Change is by far the worst and most pervasive one. It's a religion for atheists, masquerading as science but for retards and the true believers are like Crossfit enthusiasts or Navy SEALs in that they simply cant STFU about it.
I have a friend who is mostly a good dude but for some reason he's a true believer and good grief when he starts at it I just walk away.
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (affD0)
A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)]
I have old fallout shelter commercials on my phone. It's funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks, Karen.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
He's not wrong though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
Now Simon Bar Sinister did have a "Go Snow" machine that threatened the world, but Underdog stopped him, to save his Sweet Polly Purebread.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (vbXSk)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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🔥🔥🔥
This means the GOP stands to gain +4 seats in the Sunshine State alone! 🇺🇸
Florida is RED — MAKE IT LAW!
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)
A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.
Or Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Biff at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (EJ6Qm)
So, put a tip jar on your porch and keep feeding the crows.
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (I2/7O)
I wish.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)
Same commie assholes behind it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)
That’s the old grift. Before the global warming grift, it was the ‘new ice age’ grift. 1970s. That proved catastrophically wrong, so they reversed 180 degrees to global warming. Now theyre back to their original grift.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
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Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost
Yes, it "pissed me off' if you take it at face value and as propaganda -- but I tried watching it just as I would watch Godzilla, or Zardoz - OKl this would never actually happen, so let's just view i9t as a ridiculous funny fantasy. The scene where the "coldness" chases the hero through the New York Public Library, as if "coldness' was a tactile physical entity with defined boundaries and consciousness, was hilarious.
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (Av6i5)
Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.
Now, that's where you're wrong, mate!
Next time I lay me eyes on you, I'll deploy my adamantium claws and turn your head into confetti and your spleen into sushi.
By which I mean, I shall pull the plastic picnic knives I get from KFC, and give you a right brutal scratching!
And then...then we will see, digger, just who is Wolverine and who isn't not.
Until that moment...ta!
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: SciVo
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Sociopaths do that. Same with criminals, it becomes a habit then a permanent link with their own identity.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)
- purple haired hag
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (n5tGW)
So ice age, global warming, now ice again. What about a new threat: global sameness. Conditions stay about the same, and it becomes generally recognized that mankind can't affect that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (Fbc0I)
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That's why no one has seen snow on Mt. Kilimanjaro in 12 years, right?
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM
Never saw that one.
Never plan to, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (bFu5X)
But we all know he won Florida
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (G4ajv)
That was the junk they were trying to sell us back then.
Not to long after that is was "Glo-bull(shit) Warming" followed by "Climate Change" when they met resistance.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (qoLdL)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)
The Millerites helped found the Seventh Day Adventists.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)
Or... have a bullet ant applied to his genitals every time he communicates with something about any matter other than food choices, and when his diaper needs changing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)
Thanks, Karen.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
He's not wrong though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
It's not about need. It's about seeing if you really are badass enough to shoot someone over feeling insulted that someone put sauce on your steak.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (gu0hJ)
The fact that mental midget didn't question Al's bullshit statement that "everything scientists said for the last 20 years came true" should relegate him to being launched into the ocean to become shark shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (lagsy)
Hmmmm. Tough to make a movie about that.
Bob takes his family to the beach, and...nothing happens! Run, Bob!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss
IRRC, Gore did worse as a divinity student at Harvard than did GW Bush at Yale. Grades for both were leaked.
GW was a C student, I think Gore was a D student.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
Uh the gulf stream is not going to suddenly stop, that's not physically possible.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)
I wonder if he clicks his heels together three times, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (gu0hJ)
That’s the old grift. Before the global warming grift, it was the ‘new ice age’ grift. 1970s. That proved catastrophically wrong, so they reversed 180 degrees to global warming. Now theyre back to their original grift.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Voila:
https://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=873
[bJohn Holdren in 1971: “New ice age” likely
https://archive.nytimes.com/ tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/29/ dr-holdrens-ice-age-tidal-wave/
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (Av6i5)
He'd touch a titty and jizz himself like Forrest Gump did.
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (HcoTw)
It's not about need. It's about seeing if you really are badass enough to shoot someone over feeling insulted that someone put sauce on your steak.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (iXqHn)
Waitress: Would you like some stake sauce?
Patron: *racks slide*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
It’s hard not to be depressed about this. We’re in the middle of the sixth great extinction and there’s no realistic way to undo that. I hope whatever comes after humans can do better.
my father is an illiterate alcoholic republican and my mom threw An Inconvenient Truth on one day just for fun and he ate that up and believed every word.
felt like a win
idk if I can get that excited about hitting this 2050 net zero target, and then getting to a reduction of 50% of manmade carbons by 50% by 2075. Like, I'll be 81 years old by then...We still need to spend trillions of dollars on revolutionizing the grid. lots more work ahead to get to a place where things start improving temperature wise.
The planet will be fine until the sun expands in its red giant phase, but humanity and the rest of the biosphere will not be.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
Weather is not climate, hater!
Say the people who cry about Global Warming any time there is a storm somewhere.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Nuclear Winter at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
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The best steakhouses in the world have a sauce they serve with their steaks. Even legendary places like Peter Luger. And they all season them before they reach your table. Even the best meats, perfectly cooked, can me made even better with (judicial) use of spice and sauce.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
IIRC, the poster showed the Statue of Liberty frozen into a glacier.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (2GVsD)
Uh the gulf stream is not going to suddenly stop, that's not physically possible.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (0N4FZ)
It will when it runs out of fuel and is forced to land.....Or crashes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Ozone Hole at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (affD0)
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The best steakhouses in the world have a sauce they serve with their steaks. Even legendary places like Peter Luger. And they all season them before they reach your table. Even the best meats, perfectly cooked, can me made even better with (judicial) use of spice and sauce.
And a dash of ketchup
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (aeiyZ)
It was waiting for Kirk Cameron and the Left Behind books
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov)
what if the whale turns into a pot of petunias?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Hanging Chad
Oh, look at Mr High-and-Mighty who can last to penetration!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)
This kid tried to say "burrito" for a full month before mom figured out what he meant and hit the drive-thru
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)
IIRC, the poster showed the Statue of Liberty frozen into a glacier.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
Yes. Because the 100 ft. storm surge from the hurricanes that caused instant freeze captured part of Ms. Liberty in ice.
Sofa king retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)
Be a shame if someone doxxed the guy and forwarded that comment to his dad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE)
"Gore joined the first-ever Sustainability in Entertainment Honors event Thursday, organized by The Hollywood Reporter and the Sustainable Entertainment Alliance, for a keynote conversation with The West Wing star Bradley Whitford."
So organized by the Hollywood media.
Got it.
FIRST EVER.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM
So, your saying judicial use of spice and sauce let you beat the best meats?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)
I'm gonna be the first to circumnavigate the planet on a snowmobile.
Posted by: Reforger
Japan's entertainment industry leading the way..... there's an anime titled "Snowball Earth" running this season.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (P5/js)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)
I probably shouldn't be surprised by that history, but it seems that those who claim their religion is Bible based end up not reading, you know, the Bible.
Jesus TOLD you that you would not know the day nor the hour. What part of that did you not get?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (DwqWV)
"
The Reckoning 💥
@sethjlevy
*POWELL: PART OF SLOWER JOB GROWTH REFLECTS LOWER IMMIGRATION
He finally admits the obvious."
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (E4rtv)
this explains why Zeldin was being screeched at by a muppet that looked like Ruth Buzzi after her head was vacuumed out.
I question the timing.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM
Yep salt is all you need on a steak or pork chop. If you really want to get wild you can toss on some freshly cracked black pepper as well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM
Oh, no...not again.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (qSSvv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (I2/7O)
PotH was by Michael Moore no less.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)
"
The Reckoning 💥
@sethjlevy
*POWELL: PART OF SLOWER JOB GROWTH REFLECTS LOWER IMMIGRATION
He finally admits the obvious."
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (E4rtv)
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False. There are no deportations. In fact, H1-Bs are now in the billions and Chinese students all have green cards.
All because of Minnesota.
Catch up with current day blackpill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM
Yep salt is all you need on a steak or pork chop. If you really want to get wild you can toss on some freshly cracked black pepper as well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)
And butter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Hanging Chad
Oh, look at Mr High-and-Mighty who can last to penetration!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM
Hang on for eight seconds more, and you can get a big belt buckle!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (jcC6S)
That is wattsupwiththat.
I have it bookmarked on my computer.
Been a minute since I've been there.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM
So, your saying judicial use of spice and sauce let you beat the best meats?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)
——
‘Yes’
— That Gay Attempted Assasin
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (aeiyZ)
Sour cream, dill and horseradish. First Lady has gotten good at making it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Crank up those reactors! It's going to get cold again!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)
Be a shame if someone doxxed the guy and forwarded that comment to his dad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE)
Wait, you mean it isn't okay to be an illiterate alcoholic Republican?
Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: The Pot of Petunias at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (9CBNQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (I2/7O)
=======
I'm ringing my cowbell as loud as I can!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM
And the prescription is MOAR COWBELL.
Posted by: Nuclear Winter at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (4NO2D)
IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,
is too small to become a red giant.
Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)
Be a shame if someone doxxed the guy and forwarded that comment to his dad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE)
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It's Reddit. Chances are that comment is a complete work of fiction, the author doesn't even live in the US, and also doesn't know who his father is because his mother is a skanky bar hoe.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Mark in South Jordan at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (6WQ4p)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)
And butter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (xcxpd)
Harry Carey's in Chicago serves a truffle butter............
Damn near orgasmic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ...
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It turned me into a newt.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Agrajag at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (9CBNQ)
what if the whale turns into a pot of petunias?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)
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It will think "Oh, not again!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (ky7/T)
Crank up those reactors! It's going to get cold again!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Fbc0I)
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Really, they shut down because of an earthquake in Japan that minorly hurt a nuclear reactor about 3 generations out of date that leaked almost no nuclear radiation.
Germany didn't just shut down their nuclear reactors, either.
They destroyed the towers. To replace them they'd have to go through EU regulatory hurdles from scratch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Retard who thinks cow farts are destroying the climate at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (jehhT)
Good thing cuz the locals weren't going to charge them at all, I bet.......
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
4h
BREAKING: Two leftists who ATTACKED conservative journalist Savanah Hernandez @Savsays outside ICE Minneapolis have just been INDICTED by a grand jury on FEDERAL CHARGES, per Fox
FAFO! 🔥
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)
Sour cream, dill and horseradish. First Lady has gotten good at making it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
1/2 Heavy Whipping Cream, whipped
1/2 Sour Cream
A nice big hit of horseradish
A handful of fresh chopped dill
A good grind of black pepper
Served with standing rib roast sliced thick
Mmmm....
Christmas dinner.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)
=======
"I showed my dad an Inconvenient Truth decades after the predicted things didn't happen, and he was totally convinced."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (R/457)
I think I'm going to watch 'Ichi the Killer.'
As sadomasochistic yakuza enforcer Kakihara searches for his missing boss he comes across Ichi, a repressed and psychotic killer who may be able to inflict levels of pain that Kakihara has only dreamed of.
But in reality, isn't this truly the story of the climate cult and Al Gore.
Or Democrats and their 'leaders.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (XV/Pl)
He finally admits the obvious."
It Trump has deported 2M illegals, and my math of 10% of them work in the formal economy, a nominal loss of 200K jobs would actually be a static and indicate neither gains nor losses in employment.
Obviously if my estimate on how many work is wrong the difference would be greater - if all of them work as the left claims a 2M job loss would be expected...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)
Good thing cuz the locals weren't going to charge them at all, I bet.......
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
4h
BREAKING: Two leftists who ATTACKED conservative journalist Savanah Hernandez @Savsays outside ICE Minneapolis have just been INDICTED by a grand jury on FEDERAL CHARGES, per Fox
FAFO! 🔥
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (kX27y)
======
Why is the DOJ elbowing in on Congress' job of arresting people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (R/457)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)
It would be a disaster. All the ships would run into the one furthest north.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM
And the prescription is MOAR COWBELL.
Posted by: Nuclear Winter
mOAR COW
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM
You need to really let it explore the grey box comment space!
Posted by: THE Bruce Dickenson at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Jmel at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (XEklC)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)
I can't hear "Seventh Day Adventists" without thinking about Dan Garton's novel ("Ravenous") where a werewolf decides to terrorize a town because they're all Seventh Day Adventists.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Baby ManBearPig at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Mister Scott
But but but it's WEAKENING! and it's WEAKINEING SLOWER THAN NORMAL!
We must BUILD A DAM BETWEEN ALASKA AND KAMCHATKA to KEEP IT FROM COLLAPSING
Posted by: FeatheBlade at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (kX27y)
I'd rather be garbage than a thief. But then I am a Gringo, and have Gringos' beliefs.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (I2/7O)
These people are dumb and stupid. That's a dangerous combination.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (Oy/m2)
Obviously if my estimate on how many work is wrong the difference would be greater - if all of them work as the left claims a 2M job loss would be expected...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)
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This sounds like shit I say every jobs report.
"Really, we need to be at 150,000 jobs per month."
"Why? The 150,000 number is a leftover from the 2000s assuming population growth from the 2000s. Why should we apply that to 2026 when Trump is deporting shit tons of people and shit tons more are leaving on their own?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (R/457)
In those cases, the steak sauce might add to the steak. The steak doesn't need sauce to be good/edible/whatever.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (aeiyZ)
They destroyed the towers. To replace them they'd have to go through EU regulatory hurdles from scratch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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They plan to turn one of the lignite mines into a lake.
Just to fuck future generations who will never be able to reclaim it.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Jmel at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (XEklC)
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Mitt Romney lost 2 of his 3 home states (Michigan and Massachusetts...he won Utah).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Polar Bear on chunk of ice at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (qoLdL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)
Yeah, I saw it before. Enjoyable movie.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)
These people are dumb and stupid. That's a dangerous combination.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (Oy/m2)
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They should probably unalive themselves for the planet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (R/457)
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM
They want the money and the applause, they need it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (NZNFx)
IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,
is too small to become a red giant.
Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)
No, it is the right size. Not a supergiant like Antares, but it will get big enough to eat up the inner planets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (cZMme)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (aeiyZ)
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I've been seeing potential 37-1 Texas maps where the 37 GOP districts are Trump+20 leaving the one Democrat district Kamala+60.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)
Climate Scientists were dooming about the "Next Ice Age" and at some point they started measuring temperatures, and found no developing ice age. No general decline in temperature.
So you might be able to guess the next bit: WE'RE ARTIFICALLY KEEPING THE PLANET WARM!!
Now, we might just skip past "cataclysmic Gore-bull warming", and just rejoin the "Next Ice Age", already in progress.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Zombie Paul Newman at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (QP+6w)
Why do I have Dr. Wattsman from Dirty Pair: Project Eden screaming and jumping up down as a mental image?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)
Rumor has it that he was once quoted as saying, "Good Heavens, Tipper, it's just a song. Chill out."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
My stream broke down but my doctor said that's normal for someone who is 29.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (fncUB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)
The word I heard was that you should not use the Japanese occupation script, as the inks are carcinogenic when burned. At least the Indonesian scrip.
Which sadly was a very nice size to roll a cigarette
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (rbvCR)
Why do I have Dr. Wattsman from Dirty Pair: Project Eden screaming and jumping up down as a mental image?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (2GVsD)
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It's a good thing the left hasn't demonized the one guy trying to make humanity an interplanetary species in the middle of the sixth extinction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (aeiyZ)
Let me guess: Austin, or the black part of Houston?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah, someone put a stock photo of a dry lake bed next to a graph of the number of dentists who recommended Dentene, and I knew right then it was ALL TOO TRUE...
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (MSlZp)
IIRC, the poster showed the Statue of Liberty frozen into a glacier.
In 5 years, the Statue of Liberty will look like "The Planet of the Apes" and...
The Earth will have Runaway Greenhouse Effect and look like Venus in 5 years !!!!!
Sell everything now and move to the "Moon" ......
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (lagsy)
No, Al, you are the "expert". I mean, given the timeline of Infinity and Beyond, you're going to be right. So pat yourself on the back, Nostradamus 2.0.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)
Rumor has it that he was once quoted as saying, "Good Heavens, Tipper, it's just a song. Chill out."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
To be fair, being married to that twat would probably break even the most committed moron.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Illam Omar at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (lagsy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)
"The right side of history"
On that note, obama's library of doom opens in about 50 days. Get your ID and $30 tickets now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (I2/7O)
IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,
is too small to become a red giant.
Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)
No, it is the right size. Not a supergiant like Antares, but it will get big enough to eat up the inner planets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)
Bloody hell, mate!
It that case-
Make that two ice cold Foster's and one for the road!
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
One could probably make bank with that name on X. The Daily Blackpill which would cherrypick the finest examples of DOOM on the net.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (fncUB)
Honey, if the volume and frequency of DH's farts is any indication, we're freezing up next week or so.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)
Isn't Climate Change getting exhausted? I know I've seen polls where it's now below 50% on the Concern level.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)
Mostly though - salt.
I fry up a good onion though, and that is a nice side - not caramelized, beyond that. A little blackened and full of flavor, and it makes a nice addition.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (4F/0/)
For the others, it's a long way to pick a dilly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (lagsy)
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Yes! By all means! Don't wait until it's too late!
Posted by: Blackrock at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)
Better panic now and sell everything because we only have 5.2 Billion years to solve this problem....
Posted by: Illam Omar at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (lagsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (aeiyZ)
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I've been seeing potential 37-1 Texas maps where the 37 GOP districts are Trump+20 leaving the one Democrat district Kamala+60.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)
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I’ll shit my pants in ecstasy if that happens. The decision has ramifications for blue states too. Quite a few blue state districts are clearly racially gerrymandered. AOC’s for one. The state itself will never do shit, but if the GOP would get off their lazy douchebag asses and start challenging them, they would hold the House in massive majorities.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)
And then refroze again.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Illam Omar at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (lagsy)
Is that before or after world war eleven?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (DwqWV)
I’ll shit my pants in ecstasy if that happens. The decision has ramifications for blue states too. Quite a few blue state districts are clearly racially gerrymandered. AOC’s for one. The state itself will never do shit, but if the GOP would get off their lazy douchebag asses and start challenging them, they would hold the House in massive majorities.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (aeiyZ)
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I doubt much change in the blue states will happen.
Just replace race with partisan makeup, and you probably have pretty much the exact same districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (R/457)
Mostly though - salt.
I fry up a good onion though, and that is a nice side - not caramelized, beyond that. A little blackened and full of flavor, and it makes a nice addition.
You guys are completely ignoring a good pan sauce. Saute shallots and a bit of garlic, add red wine, salt and pepper, and reduce, add chicken stock and reduce, add butter, et voila. It improves ANY beef.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)
Now you are telling me they are worthless and it was totally a SCAM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Axeman
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We could just sample Dem congressional critters' speeches and assume the opposite is true. They do love inversion.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)
Now you are telling me they are worthless and it was totally a SCAM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)
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I have beanie babies you can hedge with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)
I did a crtl-F on the SCOTUS ruling comments. No mention of Reynolds v. Simms.
That is the big kahuna. That is the ruling that says one man, one vote applies to state districting, so instead of a geographic districting (like there is on federal level,) there is all this district bull. It should be based on county, for example. So each county gets one state rep, each group of counties one federal rep.
OMOV gives power to the cities, encourages migration, concentrates power to facilitate fraud, and leaves rural ares floundering. It is what has caused all our problems (that and the 17th. and 19th. and commies. and muzzies. "amongst our weaponry..." hold on, I'll come in again.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (4F/0/)
Hegseth is dealing with the tards on the hill today.
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 SECWAR PETE HEGSETH WITH THE STUNNING TAKEDOWN
REP. JACOBS (D): Do you believe that the president is mentally stable enough to be the commander-in-chief?!
HEGSETH: YOU wanna ask that question when you and your fellow Democrats defended Biden who could barely speak, a secretary of defense who went AWOL for a WEEK!
@RapidResponse47
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)
Tulips man, tulips.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)
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Really, both.
Gotta have a balanced portfolio.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (R/457)
Posted by: bonhomme
>Didn't Ace blog about putting ketchup on his ribeyes? A nice marinade or dry rub also works.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (fncUB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (I2/7O)
I must have slept through that History Course at the Brattleboro Learing Center.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (38587)
Posted by: Al Gore at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)
He'd touch a titty and jizz himself like Forrest Gump did.
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (HcoTw)
Song written about Algore.
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (fncUB)
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I'm still waiting for an explanation for how increased CO2 leads to increased water vapor. You know...the central tenet of the global warming science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (R/457)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (jcC6S)
Now you are telling me they are worthless and it was totally a SCAM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)
Can I interest you in some swamp land??
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Archimedes
That goes on the mashed potatoes.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They basically have, by not having kids. The problem is they're also working hard to mentally infect the children of normal people.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (KtOUo)
If there is a danger of an ice age shouldn't we start releasing more CO2 starting right now.
Posted by: PaleRider
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Look, if there's a danger of an ice age or any long-term global climate catastrophe, shouldn't we require Swimming, Agriculture, Carpentry, Minerology, all kinds of basic survival skills in grade school and high school NOW? Why are we taking up precious education time with Inclusion and Diversity lectures? Your ability to identify microaggressions will not help when the floodwaters are rising or the crops have frozen over.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)
IIRC, the fresh meltwater from Greenland and Antarctica flows into the ocean and stops the circulation, because reasons.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)
Can be inland say 50 miles for now.
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (38587)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (jcC6S)
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LA, Mississippi, and Alabama for sure.
Blackburn (wannabe TN governor and current senator) is calling for the TN legislature to reconvene to pass a 9-0 map.
But, if primaries have started, it's hard to imagine anyone meeting the timing threshold required.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (W5mpo)
Just replace race with partisan makeup, and you probably have pretty much the exact same districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Will affect state legislative districts in blue states is more likely. And it might signal doom for disparate impact analysis of the CRA enshrined in Griggs v. Duke Power decision. Scotus may overturn that one based on constitutional grounds aka 14th Amendment does not permit the court's interpretation of the Civil Rights Act and subsequent actions by Dems to enshrine that doctrine into US law.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
The universities are doing their part with plenty of Underwater Basket Weaving courses.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)
Don't give Gore any ideas. He'll start selling "tidal credits" to stop the Moon's drifting orbit.
Posted by: Halfhand at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (NdsRs)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Models!!!!!!
Our models tell us so! (we adjust parameters until they do, because no one gives grants to study "and then nothing happened." )
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: torabora
I'd like to help unleash her chakras!
Posted by: No One Ever at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (ycI94)
Can be inland say 50 miles for now.
That would definitely prove "Obama" is Idiot" because that Martas Vineyard house is basically worthless ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (38587)
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Bad juju, man. Bad juju.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (n5tGW)
Technically work from home tomorrow, but don't have anything difficult or high-stress on the schedule, so...
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (DwqWV)
Decoding the Bible is an ancient sport, even Sir Isaac Newton calculated out the end of the Earth, but added something along the line of , if it is not then, I have no idea when.
I do think the Millerites were more of a hope than despair, though. They had seen the flourishing of religion in the US and the horrors of the Civil War, and hoped that would mark the end of the old world and the birth of the return, since it meant they had seen the best of mankind and the greatest calamities, and things would not get worse.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)
If I am remembering something I read a few years ago. Maybe simplifying things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (KtOUo)
"PEOPLE OF COLOR" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, RFK Jr. is Correct !
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (38587)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (qoLdL)
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You don't have to like Cruise but it is a darned good movie.
The guy may be a lot of things and a lot of the weird shit about him is probably true but I can respect that he wants his audience to get their money's worth in his movies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)
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Ain't no shrift.
Papa's got a brand new grift!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
That's cause his balls are the size of raisins
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (NtVYv)
Hugh's been in the role so many times, he probably curses the Wolverine with all sorts of Ozzie insults every time he sees an image of him.
...and then he remembers Wolverine paid off his mortgage and his ex-wife.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ...
Louisiana has to, Mississippi has already announced a special session. That leaves Alabama with two likely seats and with Georgia/NC likely to take a pass until after 2026 elections. Dunno about Tennessee or Alabama but GA's primary election has already started early voting.
Louisiana and Alabama though were both forced by district courts to add minority majority districts so the state legislatures may have a grudge there.
Florida just finished. Missouri and Texas too.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)
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It's when it wakes Cthulhu that the shit's going to hit the fan.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (38587)
They build in the flood zone and on beaches that are washing away due to nature and the natural rise in sea level after the ice age. There is no sane reason to build there, and they only do because other people keep paying tax dollars to make them safe and restore beaches.
NJ is lined on the coast with $10 million dollar homes that only exist because the people who own them have clout so everyone else has to pay for their insurance and beach restorations.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)
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Ain't no shrift.
Papa's got a brand new grift!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
Ten years before Global Warming, it was "the next Ice Age". And Gore was predicting Ice in his Incovenient Truth in the 2000s. So here we are back at Ice Ice Baby again in the 2020s.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)
IIRC, the fresh meltwater from Greenland and Antarctica flows into the ocean and stops the circulation, because reasons.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)
The meltwater from Greenland would be freshwater. "They" theorize the freshwater mingling with the salt water would disrupt the Gulf Stream or at least redirect it. By which process I have no idea.
Many people really have no concept of how big the ocean is. I remember the freakout after the Deepwater Horizon disaster, I had to explain to a lady that the ocean is huge and could easily absorb the oil. She thought the oil would destroy the world...
Posted by: farquad at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (CFMhl)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
And if you don’t like him, he dies more times in that movie than Sean Bean has in his entire career.
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (NaOS+)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)
Tulips man, tulips.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)
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Really, both.
Gotta have a balanced portfolio.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'm just gonna hold out a little bit longer until I cash in my POGS.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)
is too small to become a red giant.
Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)
No, it is the right size. Not a supergiant like Antares, but it will get big enough to eat up the inner planets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)
What it won't do is go neutron star. It has to have a little more mass (1.4 solar masses). It means we need to be careful when we think about firing blue hair leftist land whales into the sun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (snZF9)
I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.
This was a few decades ago but I was watching a program on PBS about this and this limey prof said the Gulf Stream would stop when the ocean"s temp rose ??? degrees because the water would all be about the same temp worldwide and there wouldn't be cold water flowing south from the North Pole.
It sounded like BS then and it hasn't improved with time.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (iJfKG)
And they call me Fredo ?????
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (38587)
If the eco-nuts had stopped there they'd all be remembered as heroes.
But nope, they had to go full Nazi and start blaming a molecule for the end of the world as we know it, so they could tax the molecule.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)
This. Just look at an actual land size map of the earth instead of the stretched ones we are used to and its quite enlightening.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (n5tGW)
That is why the UK said we cannot use that Base.
Makes sense to me !!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (38587)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 04:27 PM (954tc)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)
Try saccharomyces boulardii (Floristor) or a product called Just Thrive Probiotic.
Both of them help with gut issues like that. Generic saccharomyces boulardii is the cheapest, FWIW
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)
DEMOCRATS.......
They Smell like cabbage and have Small hands.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (WQvhz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (snZF9)
Our sun has a white dwarf in its future after the red giant phase. No, not Peter Dinklage or Brad Williams.
Posted by: farquad at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (CFMhl)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (0U5gm)
That means I am an Iranian Trillionaire then because I have $5,000 American Pig-Dog Dollars in my Savings Account...
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (WQvhz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (snZF9)
Yep no supernova, too small.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (mUuSF)
This. Just look at an actual land size map of the earth instead of the stretched ones we are used to and its quite enlightening.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (n5tGW)
Turn to center the pacific and theres almost no visible land at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)
Anyone worth 1 million Iranian Rials will be subject to a one time 20% Wealth Tax in order to help Illegals get Transgender Surgeries...
Posted by: Gav Newsome at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (WQvhz)
Posted by: Miflin at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (aA6YN)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (9f0Rb)
Posted by: Octochicken at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (oCS0o)
NO NO NO.
All of you have The Goracle's Pontifications wrong.
His One True Message is that
"HE needs Your Money more than YOU need Your Money."
Posted by: Arbalest at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Sixiron at April 29, 2026 05:51 PM (UMeAV)
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (RHGPo)
Dan Bongino Flushed Deep State Leakers Out of the FBI By Using the "Canary Trap" Technique
I don't know if it's really called the "canary trap." I just know that's what Tom Clancy called it. One finds a leaker by leaking particularlized misinformation to different people. Then you sit back and see what version of the misinformation winds up in the press.
Then you fire the person you told that piece of individualized misinformation to. Tyrian Lanister used it in Game of Thrones, too. Bongino used the same technique to separate real FBI agents interested in actaully doing their jobs from the treasonous Democrat "snakes" who infest American government to tunnel through it and collapse it.
Bongino said he was repeatedly assured certain individuals were trustworthy, only to suspect them of leaking shortly afterward. "It happened a couple times where they'd say, 'Oh, you can trust John Smith.' And you trust John Smith, and then a week later you see a leak in the media and you'd be like, 'I'm pretty sure that came from John Smith,'" he said. At that point, most bureaucrats would shrug and complain. Bongino did something smarter. He set a trap. To flush out leakers, Bongino began planting harmless, fake details--like an "innocuous" schedule item--and sharing them selectively with specific individuals. Then he watched. If that exact detail showed up in the press, he had his answer. "It was like we would play this little game," he said. Call it a game if you want. It was actually a classic counterintelligence tactic, and it worked. When the planted information surfaced publicly, Bongino confronted the source directly. No guesswork. No plausible deniability. Done.
“There were two FBIs.”
— Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 (@seanhannity) April 26, 2026
Dan Bongino on what he saw when he came in.
Full episode releases Tuesday on YouTube and Spotify. pic.twitter.com/GkWYo621Tx
Dan Bongino tells Sean Hannity he will never be the same after serving as FBI Deputy Director.
— Overton (@overton_news) April 28, 2026
He admits he’s terrified about the possibility of a weaponized FBI coming for him after Democrats regain power.
BONGINO: “I will never be the same and I’m being as serious as a… pic.twitter.com/nIaDX4W5qa
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 29, 2026 02:21 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 02:21 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:23 PM (74zY1)
https://youtu.be/cZJyeOojm2A
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Really didnt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Instead of doing your job, you are always waiting for Karen in the next cubical to pull her next bullshit.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyoukn
Ham and Eggers all the way down.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 02:25 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 29, 2026 02:25 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (Iwv3U)
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Mostly low and to the left.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:25 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: pookysgirl, occasional AM radio listener at April 29, 2026 02:26 PM (Wt5PA)
The Obama White House used this very technique to find out who was leaking unflattering facts about Valerie Jarrett. Chess-players would be able to avoid this kind of trap; maybe a few have.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:26 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: six ways from sunday at April 29, 2026 02:26 PM (anL5R)
Bongino. meh.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 02:26 PM (NFX2v)
Sorry. The translation isn't working for me and I don't speak the language.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 02:27 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (Iwv3U)
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Mostly low and to the left.
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Ha! That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 02:27 PM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 02:27 PM (LHPAg)
==
Don't forget.
Trust Wray
Posted by: Q at April 29, 2026 02:27 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (4NO2D)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
Posted by: Parasites and Layabouts at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: It's a bad joke. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
👍
To those who see themselves in a distorted mirror, I would only like to say this: Gentlemen... You will only cause as much damage as your size allows.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (8rTNG)
Sorry. The translation isn't working for me and I don't speak the language.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 02:27 PM (2sfNr)
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Scroll through the comments for preserved translation screen shots.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (74zY1)
Worth reading along with his subsequent posts and now Data Republican is getting into it.
"John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad
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Apr 28
John Thune has become a punching bag for good reason but there is a more insidious force at play nobody can talk about. Let me explain…
The staffers in Thune’s office have been asking Trump Naval and Maritime appointees questions about me before confirmation hearings.
I doubt John Thune knows who I am. His staff absolutely does. They track me. They hate me. And they will quietly bleed pushing out any appointee I’m friends with.
Someone close to PPO told me a Trump staffer commented that “Konrad should be a HBS case study on someone every in the administration respects but has zero chance of any appointment.”
It’s probably because I’ve called out congressional staffers numerous times before.
This is how Congress actually works.
It’s always the staffers. When we first floated the SHIPS Act, Mike Johnson’s hometown delegation were strong supporters. "
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)
Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy
-States that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people:
-Those who are devoted to the goals of the organization and those dedicated to the organization itself.
-The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (4F/0/)
They never think they'll get caught. Because they're sooper schmartt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (HdYcL)
https://tinyurl.com/vyruva4t
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:23 PM (74zY1)
Translation of the turkey is not loading.
Posted by: pookysgirl can't make sense of the chicken either at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (Wt5PA)
Sorry to hear that. He was a nice man and it was kind of you to let us know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover, call me Blanche at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (XxHEN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (2sfNr)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
This is very sad news. Thank you for letting us know, though. My most sincere sympathy and condolences to you and the rest of his family. He was a good dude and well-loved here.
Posted by: Well...dammit. at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 02:31 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)
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I'm very sorry for your loss. He was a good man.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2026 02:31 PM (2UnvF)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
Rest in peace, Captain Whitebread. My condolences on your loss. He will be missed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 02:32 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:32 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 02:32 PM (NpAcC)
It's exactly what the left does.
New rules and all that shit we've been told to adhere by.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 02:32 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: pookysgirl can't make sense of the chicken either at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (Wt5PA)
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Preserved translation screenshots in the comments there.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:32 PM (74zY1)
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
Damn....Sorry to hear that. While I don't recognize the nick, it still sucks to lose a regular.
Condolences to your family and prayers for peace and comfort to all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr.
So very sorry for your loss and that of your family's.
May you find peace and comfort during this difficult time and your dear father rest in eternal peace. 🙏
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (NFX2v)
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
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Our condolences on the loss of your dad. We can't grieve him the same way as you, but he was a friend of ours and we'll feel his absence.
God bless your family in this awful time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (HdYcL)
==
Seconded. God Speed.
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover, call me Blanche at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: hammond eggers at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)
I recommend the "Canary in Chains in a Dungeon" consequence. It's for closers.
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (upeQk)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
Sorry to hear that, RIP, Capt Whitebread the singin' Dude.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)
A minister in ancient China with aspirations for power once brought in a deer to a meeting. "Isn't that a fine horse?" he asked those present. Several scoffed, saying that it was obviously a deer. Others, wanting to get on the minister's good side, praised the "horse".
Those who stated the truth were later hounded down by the 'law'. Those who lied, remained to bolster the minister's power.
There's strong parallels to what Obama and his group have done to places like the FBI and the DOJ.
Also see:
* Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy
* Transgenderism ("Isn't that a fine woman?")
Posted by: Another Anon at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (4h45B)
https://tinyurl.com/vyruva4t
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:23 PM (74zY1)
Translation of the turkey is not loading.
Posted by: pookysgirl can't make sense of the chicken either at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (Wt5PA
I see a guy petting a Highland cow.
Posted by: No turkey at all at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
He meant a lot to us too, CW Jr. May his memory be a blessing..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (nbLIj)
I'm so sorry for your loss. He meant a lot to us too.
Posted by: pookysgirl wants everyone to stop dying at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
This. All of this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Instead of doing your job, you are always waiting for Karen in the next cubical to pull her next bullshit.
Posted by: sifty boones
Large organizations always start to shift to the bureaucratic model and the first thing that natural bureaucrats in the middle know is that control of information from the lower reaches to the upper levels is key to job preservation and power.
Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister are timeless in demonstrating this. The classic Yes, Prime Minister where the Prime Minister navigates a foreign crisis and thwarts the Foreign Office bureaucrats is classic.
Series 1, episode 6, A Victory for Democracy
Short snippet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVVX0lHZ8JE
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)
"translation of the turkey" would be a good name for a world of warcraft guild
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Comey Defense Team at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (ejrtR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)
Stop it.
I'll dedicate tonights beer to the Captain.
Sorry for your loss Jr.
* wanders off crying.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Socratease at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (YgfoU)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr.
OMG. I am so sorry. My deepest condolences to you and your family. I communicated with him a couple of times after he quit posting here. 😢😢
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 02:36 PM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:36 PM (HdYcL)
Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Spencer A. Klavan
@SpencerKlavan
21h
Every time Trump survives an assassination attempt he enters a kind of zen fugue state where he transcends his usual belligerence and radiates unearthly serenity. "I wasn't worried," he said after this last one. "I understand life. We live in a crazy world." In this photo he looks like the speaker of Yeats's "Lake Isle of Innisfree," gazing dreamily into the respite that awaits him when at last his labor on this earth is done.
"Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade."
This usually lasts about a week before he goes back to thundering obscenities at his enemies and wishing hellfire upon them at the merest provocation.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:37 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 02:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:38 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
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So sorry for your loss -- condolences -- and thank you for letting us know.
R.I.P. Captain
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:38 PM (VdTX+)
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
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Our condolences on the loss of your dad. We can't grieve him the same way as you, but he was a friend of ours and we'll feel his absence.
God bless your family in this awful time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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What Hadrian said. Your dad will be missed here.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:38 PM (E4rtv)
Thank you so much for letting us know. I am so sorry to hear it. My prayers are with you and yours during this awful time.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:38 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)
I'm pretty sure he was posting on the Q website hunting one night.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr.
If there's an online obituary, post a link and I'm sure The Horde will post a lot of beautiful things for friends and family to read.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)
(I would call this "who had a goatee" based on the Star Trek episode where they all had goatee and were the other way. So in talking I might say "I think joe has a goatee" and that became a shorthand.)
Thune is not a good manager. He is worthless.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (4F/0/)
I think that was astute and also humorous of Mr. Klavan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (2sfNr)
Hey all. I'm sorry if this isn't in the right spot, I don't use this site, but it was important to my dad, who went by Captain Whitebread.
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr.
condolences for your loss
he was a good guy & he will be missed
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (2/MrR)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (4F/0/)
Depends on what his goal is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (HdYcL)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM
So sorry to hear this and I offer my condolences for your loss. He was a fine member of this nutty community and will be missed indeed. May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 29, 2026 02:41 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (4F/0/)
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He might be a competent manager but he couldn't lead a toddler to a basket full of lollipops.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 02:41 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2026 02:41 PM (kGf4g)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 02:42 PM (HaMCX)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:43 PM (jDfDn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (HdYcL)
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Get outta my head, Hadrian!
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:43 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (gu0hJ)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
It was very thoughtful of you to come tell us. Thank you, and God bless.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
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I'm relatively new here myself - only about 5-6 years, I think. Condolences to you and your family.
But I want to highlight what you ended with, above. All of us here, each in his/her own way, contributed to making someone feel good about being here.
Give yourselves a pat on the back, Horde.
OK. That's enough.
I said stop patting!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I think most of us have that fear sometimes.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr
I am so very sorry. Losing a parent is just hard. May the Lord bring you comfort and strength, and may you find peace in all the cherished memories.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
What's the most delicious about this technique is that almost without fail, it catches the kinds of people who think they're the smartest people in the room. (In Yagami's case, he was a genuine genius, (at least within the context of the story) it's just that he was overconfident and L was his equal) It's a little like the best way to swat a fly is to use its own innate defenses against it.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (K5yMI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)
100 100
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (8rTNG)
Streams status:
[ X ] Crossed
[ _ ] Not Crossed
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Thune is not a good manager. He is worthless.
Posted by: bob
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Konrad's subsequent posts which have ignited a firestorm on X including staffers, etc. weighing in, also indicate the problem in part with Thune is that he inherited these problematic staffers when he agreed to be majority leader.
These top staffers come with the job, not from Thune and as Thune himself is selected by his colleagues, not by voters, those staffers are run in part by the Caucus, not Thune.
Konrad does not go into it but others have noted that Congressional lawmaking abilities have largely shriveled in part due to law writing being delegated to outside interest groups and to key staffers within that use these complicated bills to create their own power centers and funding for their allies.
This explains why our annual funding bills are such a shitshow--the key committee and leadership staffers and former staffers who are now lobbyists for special interest groups purposefully stall and delay so these bills so that a complicated omnibus/continuing resolution where lots of funding and provisions can be hidden has become the norm.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 02:47 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:43 PM (jDfDn)
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It's the 97% that make the 3% look bad.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 02:47 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 02:47 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:43 PM (VdTX+)
Might take him a while to find the way. It's like a cavern in there.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:47 PM (jcC6S)
Bongino is not the first government manager to divulge the use of this technique in US government, e.g. reportedly this was done a lot in the first Trump administration.
I don't think revealing it is going to make leakers any more circumspect. They want to tell what they know. Like James O'Keefe's fake date stings are never going to stop working. Like these maggots are never going to stop keep documenting their disloyalty and 'secret plans' in e-mails. They don't learn any better. Surprising, but true.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2026 02:47 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1
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He was married and he wanted to keep his family together. Everybody knew going in he was going to be there one year.
I believe he's back home in Lakeland Florida
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:48 PM (z/9CN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (HdYcL)
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Musical interludes:
https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c
https://youtu.be/a_ELQyfJ-yk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:48 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 29, 2026 02:49 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (gu0hJ)
Correct. Agencies need to be shut down. Start with the FBI. No one would miss them.
Posted by: Parasites and Layabouts at April 29, 2026 02:49 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:48 PM (z/9CN)
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I went to elementary and middle school in Lakeland.
Neato.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:49 PM (R/457)
Posted by: ...
I think of my brain as a huge, cluttered house with lots of rooms. Kinda like the one in Citizen Kane.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
Watch for the baby boom.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Captain Whitebread, Jr., thanks for letting us know. And you are always welcome here if you'd like to join our gang of "morons," as we affectionately call ourselves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:48 PM (z/9CN)
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He lives in Stuart iirc
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 02:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)
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No, no, no!!!
We men have little boxes.
https://youtu.be/29JPnJSmDs0
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 02:52 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 02:52 PM (V6W16)
Wait. I didn't know that was affectionate!
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:53 PM (jcC6S)
Watch for the baby boom.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
__________
Embarkation compliment: 4,539
Returning compliment: 6,382
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:53 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
It was very thoughtful of you to come tell us. Thank you, and God bless.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (8rTNG)
Captain will be missed. He raised a Good son.
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 29, 2026 02:53 PM (gJDh4)
May God comfort you and your family and may your memories be sweet.
Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:39 PM (4F/0/)
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[I am certain that whig can confirm or deny based on his past experiences:]
Here's a link to a long post (don't know who this guy is, John Konrad) and comment thread about how virtually all the CongressCritters are compromised and THEIR STAFFS RUN & CONTROL EVERYTHING -- especially Thune's current staff, which was inherited from McConnell, which was inherited from First, which was inherited from Lott, which was inherited from Dole ... all the way down.
https://is.gd/1oHrBw
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (VdTX+)
Did he name names of the fired individuals? If not maybe just bumping gums…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:45 PM
He said on his old radio show that he was going to give it a shot when he was offered the assistant director spot but he said he was keeping his options open because he was not sure he would like the job. Turns out he did not like the job and he left.
From what I have read and heard from him the job was pretty much dealing with HR bull$hit and manpower issues.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (0N4FZ)
The journalist would receive the doc, and quote verbatim from the bait, thus outing the leaker.
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Esperman at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (lXuCG)
As it is, we've got the CIA's "little brother" over there fucking around in matters outside their legal purview.
I'd try to get those two government agencies into a all out war with each other. Causalities would be acceptable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (jehhT)
Give any necessary responsibilities to the marshals.
Make having worked for the FBI a black mark for getting hired with the marshals.
Fixed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:46 PM (E4rtv)
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I don't know, but it seems to me that too many of those humps accept the corruption as something they can not fix. If the leader can not fix it, we are toast.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (4F/0/)
Here's a link to a long post (don't know who this guy is, John Konrad) and comment thread about how virtually all the CongressCritters are compromised and THEIR STAFFS RUN & CONTROL EVERYTHING -- especially Thune's current staff, which was inherited from McConnell, which was inherited from First, which was inherited from Lott, which was inherited from Dole ... all the way down.
https://is.gd/1oHrBw
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (VdTX+)
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I really hit the nail on the head a few years ago when I kept saying, "Congress should have zero staffers."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (R/457)
I believe he's back home in Lakeland Florida
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:48 PM (z/9CN)
I remember it being reported he was temporary, but a year seems a pretty short time, especially in government time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
-States that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people:
-Those who are devoted to the goals of the organization and those dedicated to the organization itself.
-The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (4F/0/)
How can this dynamic be avoided?
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (V6W16)
On a lighter note, CW Jr.: don't judge him too harshly when you see his browser history.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (5l+6C)
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Dirtier trick I've heard:
Place a single-pixel image in the email.
Somehow or another, I guess, on the IT end, they can track when you open the email, where it goes and each time it's opened since that image is downloaded each time.
IDK
HR hates you.
IT is not your friend.
And you're just an expense to your boss.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (R/457)
You know who else should have had zero staffers?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (jcC6S)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
Sorry to hear this. I will miss talking about our radio careers with him. Prayers for you and your family on the loss of a fine man.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (R/457)
You know who else should have had zero staffers?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (jcC6S)
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Joe's momma?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (R/457)
I just wanted to let you all know that due to an unfortunate turn in dealing with several extended infections, he passed away today.
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
It was very thoughtful of you to come tell us. Thank you, and God bless.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:44 PM (8rTNG)
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. Your dad was much respected around here. Prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2026 02:57 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (jehhT)
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You misspelled "entertaining."
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 02:57 PM (oqH4h)
all the CongressCritters are compromised and THEIR STAFFS RUN & CONTROL EVERYTHING -- especially Thune's current staff, which was inherited from McConnell, which was inherited from First, which was inherited from Lott, which was inherited from Dole ... all the way down.
https://is.gd/1oHrBw
Posted by: ShainS
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This is one of the arguments I keep seeing against term limits. Congresscritters don't know anything and staffers will run the country.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:57 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Wait. I didn't know that was affectionate!
Posted by: ...
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Ha! And here you can see, Whitebread Jr., the gang that awaits if you care to jump in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:58 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:57 PM (n7rxJ)
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Let's have some fun with some potential fixes:
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they come from the congress person's immediate family."
Let's make corruption familial again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:58 PM (R/457)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 02:58 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 29, 2026 02:59 PM (BCuCF)
_-_
I think that is right, Jose, and it is not just the FBI.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 02:59 PM (uAMDT)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
__________
Embarkation compliment: 4,539
Returning compliment: 6,382
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 02:53 PM (HdYcL)
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All newborns will automatically be granted Red Sea Birthright Citizenship, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (gu0hJ)
-States that in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people:
-Those who are devoted to the goals of the organization and those dedicated to the organization itself.
-The Iron Law states that in every case the second group will gain and keep control of the organization. It will write the rules, and control promotions within the organization.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (4F/0/)
How can this dynamic be avoided?
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 02:56 PM (V6W16)
Unless the founder can live forever, I think that it's impossible.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (5l+6C)
Trust Wray
Posted by: Q at April 29, 2026 02:27 PM (anL5R)
Holy isht, he actually said "Trust Wray." Q Drop #1122 and others, according to the Brave Search AI summary. Well, I was leaning toward Q being a channer prank for the lulz, but that makes it look more like a black-hat psyop.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (VdTX+)
The voters are to blame. They have the power to primary Thune and the rest of these losers.
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 29, 2026 02:59 PM (BCuCF)
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"IT'S A TRAP!"
/sarc
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:01 PM (VdTX+)
Thanks,
If nothing else, he has the soapbox -- maybe his hands are tied by the bureaucracy and caucus, but he has a pretty big bully pulpit and I don't hear him using it.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:01 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (V6W16)
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If you're not willing to throw the seat to the other party for a term, then you really don't want to get rid of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:01 PM (R/457)
Come to think of it, I like the indictment of Comey. Zero tolerance is the way to go now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 03:02 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: man at April 29, 2026 03:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
They're the least examined group of fuckups in that God-forsaken town. All of them deserve to be buried together in a box.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 03:03 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 03:00 PM (V6W16)
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This has always been the argument against term limits: the puppet-heads leave, but the bureaucratic staffs -- who control & run everything -- remain, behind the scenes.
Too bad The Founders didn't specify no more than one staff member per CongressCritter ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (VdTX+)
May God comfort you and your family and may your memories be sweet.
Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2026 02:54 PM (FMtrg)
MoMe = Moron Meetup!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (jcC6S)
it is always the right spot for information like this Junior. I liked Captain Whitebread, and am sorry to hear he passed. He seemed like a good man
I hope you are doing well.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Yep; government time is usually measured in decades:
59 years- John Dingell
57 years, - Robert Byrd
56 years, - Carl Hayden
53 years - Daniel Inouye
53 years, - Jamie Whitten
53 years - John Conyers
1 year seems barely enough time to locate the bathroom.
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:01 PM
A lot of damage can get done in 6 years.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)
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We prefer to refer to the refunds as, "interest free loans to pay for Somali fraud" round these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (R/457)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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No campaign contributions from outside district.
No perks. No paid travel, no lunches, no dinners. (for staff and politicians)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:05 PM (4F/0/)
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Well thats the last time we film and distribute gay porn from the cloakroom for everyone!!!
Posted by: Huffy Congressional Staffers at April 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2BZNk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:01 PM
A lot of damage can get done in 6 years.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (IifOV)
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Well, there's your capture.
Go Team Red.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:05 PM (R/457)
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)"
I'm a rare occasional commenter here, but you have my condolences and prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 03:05 PM (K5yMI)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 29, 2026 02:59 PM (BCuCF)
*******
Dittto!
May he rest in heaven.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (jehhT)
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You misspelled "entertaining."
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 02:57 PM (oqH4h)
Yes yes. Entertaining would be acceptable. Yes.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 03:03 PM (jehhT)
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I was a Congressional staffer for 5ish years lol.
There are a lot of fuckups, that's for sure. However, you don't hang around an actual conservative republican's office very long as a staffer unless you believe in the mission. i knew a lot of Mike Lee's staff and they were solid people who did the work to push actual conservative policy to the extent they could.
The RINO offices were staffed with exactly who you'd expect.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (oqH4h)
No perks. No paid travel, no lunches, no dinners. (for staff and politicians)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:05 PM (4F/0/)
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Annual staffer culling where the top ten percent get $1 million each and the bottom ten percent get fed to pigs.
Percentiles are measured by the number of PTO days the staffer takes. Most PTO days are top 10%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (R/457)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (oqH4h)
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*drinks blood of child just for the taste*
-John Barrasso's chief of staff
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (R/457)
59 years- John Dingell
___________
Preceded by his father, succeeded by his daughter. We're approaching a Century of Dingells.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:06 PM (oqH4h)
Cool!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (R/457)
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+1
[Amends prior comment:]
Too bad The Founders didn't specify no more than ZERO staff members per CongressCritter ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)
Must be nice......
Our tax lady attempted to submit ours electronically and it kept getting rejected. "Invalid PIN" they said.
We log in and get the pin from the IRS website, it's rejected.
Call them and they say they'll request a new PIN and it will be mailed to me within 30 days. It was toward the end of March. "Uh, tax day is April 15th, shorter than 30 days."
We get the mail in a week. Same. Damn. PIN.
We mailed it in, finally, on the 14th.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (jcC6S)
I liked Captain Whitebread,
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (rbvCR)
Some Horde Mind really is better than others.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:08 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 29, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
You have my sincerest condolences and prayers. May the Lord and his angels comfort you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:09 PM (2GVsD)
59 years- John Dingell
57 years, - Robert Byrd
56 years, - Carl Hayden
53 years - Daniel Inouye
53 years, - Jamie Whitten
53 years - John Conyers
1 year seems barely enough time to locate the bathroom.
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2026 03:04 PM (mFhj
I'll bet those members forgot where the bathroom was by the end of their time in DC.
But you can be Assured, that they Depend on their staff.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 29, 2026 03:10 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:10 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: deepelemblues at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (dxkJd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)
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There is literally no other reason to do this!
I see it all so clearly now!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (HdYcL)
There's a greater than zero chance it will be mostly Sponge free.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
We log in and get the pin from the IRS website, it's rejected.
...
We get the mail in a week. Same. Damn. PIN.
it was 12345, wasn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)
I can't imagine he'd run for another 6 years ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (VdTX+)
We get the mail in a week. Same. Damn. PIN.
it was 12345, wasn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)
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Bosco?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (HdYcL)
Pretty much like this but without the poop jokes, misogyny and double posts.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (jcC6S)
I can't imagine he'd run for another 6 years ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (VdTX+)
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He's apparently one of the main reasons that the blue slip policy is still in effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (R/457)
I believe he's back home in Lakeland Florida
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 02:48 PM (z/9CN)
I remember it being reported he was temporary, but a year seems a pretty short time, especially in government time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
One years, or two is pretty common 'term' for cabinet posts and such
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM
The 5000 meter range will be outstanding.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Lobbyists write them. There may be about 50 people who are actually Hill staff who know how to write actual legislation, and that's being generous.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM
So sorry for your loss. I enjoyed meeting your dad in VA a couple of years ago. I'll keep your family in my prayers. May his memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (VdTX+)
I can't imagine running for six minutes.
Posted by: David French at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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But not Sponge-Bath free!
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (VdTX+)
F 'em. They're kids of, or special appointments by, political friends, juicy donors and current or former pols, paid extremely well & with excellent benefits & transferrable skills and connections during their time working for a specific individual. (Ha.) When that individual goes by quitting, not being elected, dying in office, etc. you go out the door too. c'est la vie
Regardless, most manage to stick out their entire careers in high paid political jobs in D.C., other Federal or state agencies or the best paying non-profits.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026
Hopefully for a long time this will be true. I am quite confident, however, in due time you will be there helping to set up the karaoke stuff.
Poor heaven.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (OoFl2)
@Breaking911 2h
NOW: King Charles motorcade driving on the FDR Drive in Manhattan as he heads to City Hall for a meeting with NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Gandalf at April 29, 2026 03:15 PM (4NO2D)
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they come from the congress person's immediate family."
We could go Byzantine style:
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they are first castrated, barred from marrying, and not allowed to bequeath property."
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:15 PM (jGJov)
Poor heaven.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (OoFl2)
As long as I don't sing, I've got a chance of staying there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they come from the congress person's immediate family."
We could go Byzantine style:
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they are first castrated, barred from marrying, and not allowed to bequeath property."
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:15 PM (jGJov)
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I like it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (R/457)
You had me in the first half not gonna lie. If someone hears me giggling like an idiot I am coming for you.
Posted by: David French at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (jcC6S)
Regardless, most manage to stick out their entire careers in high paid political jobs in D.C., other Federal or state agencies or the best paying non-profits.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (NFX2v)
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A life uselessly, if profitably, led.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (R/457)
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Yep.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (VdTX+)
Betrayal is something that sticks extra hard to the perp.
I remember trying to clue in this one hapless and flailing manager who no one would open up to by saying " Ray, it ultimately comes down to who you can trust", looking him in the eye the whole time.
He didn't like that.
Posted by: pawn at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (5qng6)
@Breaking911 2h
NOW: King Charles motorcade driving on the FDR Drive in Manhattan as he heads to City Hall for a meeting with NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (diia5)
Why waste such time like that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr
My condolences, thank you for letting us know.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (aZ9eR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:13 PM (R/457)
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Yep.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (VdTX+)
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But he writes fire letters to the DOJ to reveal things, so all is well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (R/457)
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:15 PM
They have to wear a collar with their master's name on it at all times in public.
Posted by: Gandalf at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (4NO2D)
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
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Sincerest condolences on your loss. We will all miss him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:17 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:17 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (aZ9eR)
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It would be nice if he's manage the Judiciary Committee in ways that allowed Trump to pick whomever he wanted to fill judicial appointments without having to appeal to the Senators from places like Massachusetts or Rhode Island.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:17 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 03:03 PM
A box, or the box?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 03:03 PM
A box, or the box?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)
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Why?
What's in the box?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:18 PM (R/457)
Regardless, most manage to stick out their entire careers in high paid political jobs in D.C., other Federal or state agencies or the best paying non-profits.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (NFX2v)
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Some staff are nepo babies and are hired due to their parents being donors or friends.
Most aren't. I was none of those things when I got hired.
I also didn't get paid anything resembling "extremely well." I topped out at about $40k/year before I found a better private sector job. The benefits are...okay at best, it's just government health insurance. Paid time off was in line with any corporate job you'd find. I think it was 3 weeks/year.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:18 PM (oqH4h)
As narcissistic as he is, with possible additional more severe mental health problems, and crookedness I don't think even Comey believes he's Jesus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:18 PM (2sfNr)
Those who stated the truth were later hounded down by the 'law'. Those who lied, remained to bolster the minister's power.
There's strong parallels to what Obama and his group have done to places like the FBI and the DOJ.
Also see:
* Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy
* Transgenderism ("Isn't that a fine woman?")
Posted by: Another Anon at April 29, 2026 02:34 PM (4h45B)
I stopped calling transmania Point Deer Make Horse, because the reference was too obscure. The incident you refer to lead to one of the briefest dynasties, since it was so dysfunctional.
One of the ways that Chinese deal with having such an ancient culture is by distilling historical lessons into little four-word epigrams. The epigram for that whole travesty is Point Deer Make Horse, with layers of lessons for keeping your head straight, and keeping it attached, and knowing how seductively effective tactics can be crippling long-term.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM
I'm trying to figure out why Hannity even has a podcast? Isn't he on the radio and tv for 4 hours a day?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (NZNFx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (HdYcL)
I should think Chavez the Hugo calling everyone a '*********** ************.'
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Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
That dude was a friggin poet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (n5tGW)
Matthew 5:4
Whitebread jr. take comfort knowing that death on this earth, isn’t the end.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (0ZmKh)
Posted by: far cry at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (wXgT/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Him (or really his staff) and Tillis. Tillis is gone for better or worse by 2027.
The blue slip policy has been tinkered with continuously for the last 40 years or so.
Have fun with the convoluted history of it.
https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/R44975
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:18 PM
Woe to those that slander the Son of Man.
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 29, 2026 03:20 PM (LWFtj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (NZNFx)
You can never have too much Sean, honey.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at April 29, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/R44975
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
I will have a miserable time with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:20 PM (R/457)
Poor heaven.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (OoFl2)
As long as I don't sing, I've got a chance of staying there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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If there's booze & karaoke in heaven, they better have lampshades.
[w/apologies to Clapton:]
"And I know there'll be no more booze in heaven ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:18 PM (2sfNr)
He'd see it as a step down
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (jcC6S)
The journalist would receive the doc, and quote verbatim from the bait, thus outing the leaker.
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (enw9G)
That is why it is important to run such information through a couple of translation programs to knock the "upper end" syntax and word choice apart.
Then put it into "simple English" for distribution
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Vengeance
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Staffers run his office and committee assignments. But the whole blue slip policy he is defending is a vestige of S. Democrat resistance to integration and is not a historical practice nor is it a particularly constitutional one.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)
I will have a miserable time with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You forgot to add the tagline, be sure to watch my videos.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I will have a miserable time with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You forgot to add the tagline, be sure to watch my videos.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
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You make videos?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (HdYcL)
There's guns in heaven, right?
--Things Weasel might say
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: far cry at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (wXgT/)
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The book it's based on is fantastic.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:25 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:19 PM (NZNFx)
Do you think he ever stops talking?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:25 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (jcC6S)
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Done.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:25 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (jcC6S)
I'm not in charge here , but I think it's fine to ask for prayers anytime. I will pray for your friend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (Yl2Ob)
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they come from the congress person's immediate family."
We could go Byzantine style:
"Staffers are allowed, but only if they are first castrated, barred from marrying, and not allowed to bequeath property."
Posted by: brak
William Natcher of Kentucky ran his office that way. His wife was his chief of staff. Notably he always returned most of his House office allowance as he was extremely popular in his district and spent less than one quarter of his House office allowance. Ironically, the anti nepotism provisions make it more difficult to hire family members as staff. So those so inclined, like Maxine Waters, simply put them on their campaign staffs funded directly by donors. Probably worse in the bargain for that tradeoff.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ...
May she get well with the Lord's aid quickly.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ballistic
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Hope you kept your pants on in the conference rooms.
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (UjdFS)
Bad enough to narrate, worse to actually have to appear in them.
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Kudos to you, TJM, for appearing natural in yours.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (E4rtv)
1) his blue slip policy
2) he uses his position to force the entire country to burn ethanol which is damned stupid and wasteful.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (H1WUE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:14 PM (diia5)
Charles can give Mamdani pointers on how to finance a government after bankrupting or driving off all the important businesses that pay the majority of the taxes.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
The boarded up windows, the trash, the graffiti, the loafing men and the burka'd-up women probably remind him of home.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Yep; government time is usually measured in decades:
59 years- John Dingell
57 years, - Robert Byrd
56 years, - Carl Hayden
53 years - Daniel Inouye
53 years, - Jamie Whitten
53 years - John Conyers
1 year seems barely enough time to locate the bathroom.
Posted by: LASue
Debbie Dingle succeeded husband in office, running for his U.S. House seat in November 2014 after he announced his retirement, and taking office in January 2015.
She was elected to represent Michigan's 12th congressional district, taking over the seat her husband held for 59 years.
John Dingell, who was the longest-serving member of Congress in U.S. history, died at age 92.
Posted by: Lisa Mona Vito at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (NFX2v)
I know some of you follow him on Twitter/X, I'll probably be deactivating his account on there in a few days. Maybe not, I've not decided what I want to do with that yet.
I know this place meant a whole lot to him, so I thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Jr. at April 29, 2026 02:28 PM (y9QM6)
You did the right thing. Your Dad was much loved here. Please accept my condolences.
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:57 PM (n7rxJ)
Let Congresscritters hire their own staff. No reason a staff job should be a lifetime appointment.
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Assassination-Prep Specialist Congressman Dan Goldman: The Person Responsible for Trump's Third Assassination Trump is Trump Himself
Do you want to take this kinetic? Because this is how you take this kinetic.
Meanwhile: Comey will be arrested by federal marshals.
Rep. Dan Goldman (D-N.Y.) didn't waste any time pointing the finger after Saturday's assassination attempt on President Donald Trump -- and he aimed it squarely at Trump himself. ... Coates played a clip of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, who called out what she described as years of escalating demonization of the president. "This political violence stems from a systemic demonization of him and his supporters by commentators, yes, by elected members of the Democrat Party, and even some in the media," she said. "This hateful and constant and violent rhetoric directed at President Trump day after day after day for 11 years has helped to legitimize this violence and bring us to this dark moment." Goldman, who sits on the House Judiciary and Homeland Security committees and is a former federal prosecutor, of course, doesn't blame his party for the shooting. When asked about the White House's response, Goldman didn't even pause. "I mean, it's pretty rich given that Donald Trump's rhetoric led to January 6," he said. "And we know what Donald Trump's rhetoric leads to because we know many times over how his followers use violence in -- when they follow him."
Yes, he literally blamed President Trump for the assassination attempt against him.
Paul SperryI know this will shock you, but it turns out those "studies" claiming that there is more political violence from the right than from the left are lies. They -- hold on to your seats -- excluded obvious cases of left-wing violence from the tallies but include drug dealers shooting each other if they happen to be white nationalists. The supposedly "libertarian" -- really corporate left-wing liberal -- CATO institute does not include 9/11 victims in the count. The ADL just flatly defines antisemitism as "right-wing" -- even when left-wing Palestinians kill Jews, they claim that the Palestinians as "ethnonationalism" which is then defined as "right-wing." Batya-Ungar Sargon's >analysis is here.
@paulsperry_ 19h BREAKING: An arrest warrant has been issued for former FBI Director James Comey for multiple federal grand jury charges in North Carolina related to an Instagram image he posted last summer allegedly threatening the president. US Marshals will execute the arrest. Comey publicly claimed at the time that he did not create the threatening "86 47" image but merely stumbled on it while walking on the beach and photographed it. It's not clear what he told federal agents who interviewed him about it.
One of the major sources is the Prosecution Project, an initiative of the University of Cincinnati, which analyzes felony criminal cases involving political violence and sorts them by ideology. "The project examines criminal complaints, indictments and court records, looking for crimes that seek 'a socio-political change or to communicate' to outside audiences," per The Economist. "Its data show that extremists on both left and right commit violence, although more incidents appear to come from right-leaning attackers." Yet if you pull up the data center yourself, you can see immediately that it is deeply flawed. Share The data set doesn't include either of the previous two assassination attempts on President Trump's life, as far as I can tell; a search for the time frame and the names of the would-be assassins turns up zero hits. Nor does it include the assassination of Charlie Kirk. The data set is based on prosecutions, which might explain the absence of Thomas Crooks, who died at Butler. But what explains the absence of Trump's other would-be assassin, Ryan Wesley Routh, or Tyler Robinson, who killed Charlie Kirk? I couldn't find Elias Rodriguez on the list either, who shot and killed two people outside the Jewish Museum in D.C. in May of 2025 to protest the war in Gaza. It's pretty easy to say that the violence is coming overwhelmingly from the Right if you overwhelmingly edit out any political violence from the Left. The editing goes deep. During the summer of 2020, the George Floyd riots were in full swing. Political violence claimed the lives of dozens of Americans and caused $2 billion in property damage. Yet the data set from the Prosecution Project lists a grand total of five incidents "left wing" incidents that summer, two of them "eco-animal focused," meaning it counts just three incidents of left-wing violence during that time. Compare this to a list compiled by Forbes of 19 people who lost their lives during the first 14 days of George Floyd riots. Why don't these people merit a mention in the Prosecution Project? They were killed during a politically motivated explosion of violence and rioting. These were, to cite the Project's own criteria, "crimes that seek 'a socio-political change or to communicate' to outside audiences." Yet they do not appear in the dataset. Surely we can all agree that their omission massively skews the data. Maybe you think that people murdered during political riots shouldn't count as victims of political violence. But what about a meth dealer who happens to belong to the Aryan Brotherhood? Should their meth dealing count as political violence? The Prosecution Project thinks so! Among the Right-wing examples it makes sure to include, you'll find an Aryan Brotherhood meth gang that merited 10 entries for drug-related crimes. I'm no fan of the Aryan Brotherhood, but can you honestly say this is an example of Right-wing political violence? In what world does producing meth constitute "crimes that seek 'a socio-political change or to communicate' to outside audiences"? You can also find people on the list who did things like vandalize an LGBTQ crosswalk--though not people who vandalized entire neighborhoods in 2020 in the name of racial justice. Is vandalism political violence? I guess only if you're conservative.
No, both sides aren't equally responsible for political violence. The media loves sharing graphs and "data" showing the Right is more violent than the Left, but the organizations producing that data are cooking the books so they can smear the Right with the Left's crimes. pic.twitter.com/nqidqSOcTu
— Batya Ungar-Sargon (@bungarsargon) April 29, 2026
Straight from the Comey playbook. What feds have always done. If anyone deserves it, it's this treasonous douchebag. He and all the others who pushed that Russia bullshit at Obama's behest, plus all of you in the media who regurgitated it, deserve more than that. https://t.co/ujPTQ1fmOb
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 29, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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Was Obama responsible for the 11* attempts on his life?
*seriously, look up the list, it's hilarious
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:15 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:15 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:16 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (CWTWj)
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what was he wearing
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (ZxPkt)
I guess you missed where it was determined that Jan 6 with a democrat op that was practiced in Boston months in advance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Also vandalism is graffiti art if it comes from the Left apparently.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)
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All the violence coming from Aryan meth dealers is really making me re-think my traditional conservative pro-crime stance!
Posted by: Another Dem at April 29, 2026 01:18 PM (HcfrK)
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I suggest a 4:00am raid on his house.
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 01:18 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Totally not a cult.
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (rOERL)
All the violence coming from Aryan meth dealers is really making me re-think my traditional conservative pro-crime and pro-drug stances!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (HcfrK)
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Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (G4ajv)
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You don't know reality until you realize that the release of the Epstein files was the real distraction from the Epstein files.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (R/457)
So Donald Trump's call to be peaceful caused the Dem's false-flag Jan 6th violence...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
The only answer they could come up with this millennium was Walz's boy who killed Walz's main in-party opponent after he claims Walz told him to do it.
The lefties claimed Vance Boelter was pro-life, so obviously he killed one pro-abortion Democrat while working for a different pro-abortion Democrat governor who he...didn't attempt to harm.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
I suggest a 4:00am raid on his house.
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 01:18 PM (UjdFS)
And have Sean Hannity standing out front broadcasting when it happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
"President Trump rejects Iranian proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and postpone negotiations on the Islamist Terror Regime’s nuclear program.
The US blockade will remain in effect until Iran agrees to a deal that meets US demands or its rogue nuclear program."
Now back to our regularly scheduled program!
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (g8Ew8)
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This is also how you got Trump in the first place.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (gu0hJ)
So Donald Trump's call to be peaceful caused the Dem's false-flag Jan 6th violence...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
That's like saying the rape victim asked for it. Well, I'm sure Joey Biden and BJ Bill Clinton agree with that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
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"So, this one example proves that the right is more violent than the left? How many examples of left wing violence do I have to provide to outweigh it. Give me a number."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (R/457)
*seriously, look up the list, it's hilarious
Wait, how many HIV positive men did Obama have sex with again?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
They MUST be made to own their own violent fucktards and tactics. All this "messaging" does, as usual, is muddy the waters and dilute the truth.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (rOERL)
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It's based on the HUGE equivocation that any of our politics are linked to the politics of white supremacist groups.
And authoritarians who believe that all power should be in the hands of the state to coordinate society's accomplishments.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (HcfrK)
I guess you missed where it was determined that Jan 6 with a democrat op that was practiced in Boston months in advance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
even accepting his premise for a moment, we do know many times over how often Trumps followers turn to violence ... it is virtually zero times.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
I think I spotted the flaw in your plan.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 01:22 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (rOERL)
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It's based on the HUGE equivocation that any of our politics are linked to the politics of white supremacist groups.
And authoritarians who believe that all power should be in the hands of the state to coordinate society's accomplishments.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (HcfrK)
The SPLC and other operators show that all white nationalist group actions are paid for by leftists.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (jcC6S)
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They deny "stochastic terrorism", even while continuing to accuse Trump of the same thing, i.e. tempting violent actions from loonies on his side by saying provocative things.
These people are children. You just can't talk to them. You just have to legally move past them and their tantrums.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (HcfrK)
They MUST be made to own their own violent fucktards and tactics. All this "messaging" does, as usual, is muddy the waters and dilute the truth.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (jcC6S)
The effort was effective because the mainstream GOP leadership hated Sarah Palin and the Tea Party even more than the leftists did, so they helped to cancel them as much as they possibly could.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (rGqqI)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (AlhUl)
A Lie. Told 1000 times...
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (rOERL)
A question for people using that data set - how many of the "right wing" racist acts of violence you are claiming were done by people on the payroll of the SPLC?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)
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I believe they also included prison violence by white supremacist groups as "right wing political violence."
[Seems like something I learned listening to a John Lott interview.]
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:22 PM (8avO+)
Which makes them, as ever, leftist groups.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (jcC6S)
There were lots more attempts on his life than just 2. How dare you!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)
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I believe they also included prison violence by white supremacist groups as "right wing political violence."
[Seems like something I learned listening to a John Lott interview.]
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (VdTX+)
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Charlie Kirk's assassination doesn't get counted because there's no way to know the motive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (R/457)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (jcC6S)
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You hear the congressman who while he was taking cover under the table heard the female journalist next to him saying "I hope they get that orange mf-er"?
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (HcfrK)
Well, now that ex-cons can Vote...
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (cS1cw)
But meanwhile still owned and operated by the Democrat Party.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (jcC6S)
*seriously, look up the list, it's hilarious
Wait, how many HIV positive men did Obama have sex with again?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
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I think it depends on whether you mean they were positive BEFORE or AFTER sex with The One.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (rGqqI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)
It happens incredibly often. Government austerity is defined as spending more and raising taxes. Recessions are defined as when the economy was at its best. The end of a recession is defined as when it is most deep. Government-run price-controlled exchanges are defined as free markets.
Children are defined as up to age 26, which makes them a majority of entry-level workers, which means that children lose health care when jobs drop (usually from unspecified Leftist policies).
Much of it is deliberately hypocritical, as if defining abstinence as drinking more is an excuse for drinking more when abstinence fails.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (olroh)
The MN pol was killed because she was the only Democrat to vote WITH Republicans to strip benefits from illegals.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (5rh/l)
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I really haven't heard the term in quite a while.
But if you said "I think they are trying to replace us, and that sounds bad" and some loony thought it sounded bad enough to kill people over, it was "proof" that "replacement theory" itself was "getting people killed".
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (HcfrK)
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I believe they also included prison violence by white supremacist groups as "right wing political violence."
[Seems like something I learned listening to a John Lott interview.]
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (VdTX+)
lots of white dudes on the books who are named Luis Hernandez-Gonzales from Nicaraugua.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (rOERL)
Juking the stats!
- Roland "Prezbo" Pryzbylewski
Posted by: Doof at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (xK7+k)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (HcfrK)
I didn't, but I note they are obsessed with skin color.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (4csOi)
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Purple haze all in her brain
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (iNUL3)
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"This is not important information because Rachel Maddow never mentioned it so therefore it's not true otherwise the NYT would have mentioned it and I would have heard of it on BlueSky."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (R/457)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (olroh)
BTW… who died on J6? Oh that’s right: Only 2 Trump supporters….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (yz/88)
Well, now that ex-cons can Vote...
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 01:25 PM (rOERL)
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
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"He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
-- "Cell Block Tango (He Had It Coming)" from the musical Chicago
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (VdTX+)
Yeah. Comey can deal with it. He did it. No question about that. He was part of a zero tolerance Justice System and now he wants a pass. I have two words for him. the second word is you.
Posted by: You should treat people the way you want to be treated at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)
The MN pol was killed because she was the only Democrat to vote WITH Republicans to strip benefits from illegals.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (iNUL3)
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The one thing I want to know is was it determined that the list of ~70 Democrats and pro-aborts were in his handwriting?
But, again, Hortman wasn't the first Dem he killed that day.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (HcfrK)
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use of unnecessary violence in the arrest of Comey has been approved
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)
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Purple haze all in her brain
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
Even St Greta Thurnburg doesn't believe in Global Warming anymore
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (4NO2D)
They never forgave Trump for not dying.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)
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His dictatorial resistance to Marxism antagonized American Marxists.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:29 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at April 29, 2026 01:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
Muslim man caught on camera stabbing Jews outside London synagogue
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)
I know where my mind went watching Butler.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (4csOi)
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
The best part of that exchange is that Zeldin replied with the actual language of two recent Supreme Court rulings on the topic that obviously DeLauro knew nothing about.
Her supporters are saying that Zeldin was "condescending" and "arrogant" because he was rude enough to point out that she had no idea what she was talking about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (rGqqI)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (4csOi)
What a fairy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (+gA9j)
85 The Left must justify their violence because it is ingrained into their Marxist belief of by any means necessary.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
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A solid section of modern leftists explain away their violence because the Marxist revolution has taken a backseat, intellectually, to intersectionality.
Intersectionality demands victims and oppressors.
If Trump is a victim of violence, then he deserves political power.
Therefore, he cannot be a victim of violence. Therefore, all attempts on his life were actually done by conservatives who are oppressors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (R/457)
x.com/surge_philly/status/2049267594591359287
they use Jan 6 to excuse their violent assaults STILL! to this day!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
BTW… who died on J6? Oh that’s right: Only 2 Trump supporters….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (yz/8
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4 Trump supporters. 0 cops.
I saw this paragraph by some official organization.
"140 police officers were killed or hospitalized that day."
You talk about deceptive?
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (HcfrK)
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well, in truth, your stealing the election led to Trump's rhetoric about it, so its really your fault still isn't it?
Posted by: its retards all the way down at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Muslim man caught on camera stabbing Jews outside London synagogue
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)
Yes and the police chief condemned the violence conveniently using the "right wing and left wing" I'm still waiting for the alleged right wing.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (O1a6r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (n5tGW)
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Is it eleven eleven? Or Omar eleven?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (+gA9j)
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"Phew..."
-Henry Waxman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (R/457)
When asked, most incels identified as left of center.
Not to mention, hating women is just bigotry as opposed to political.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (lK3xd)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (4csOi)
lol that is funny
what IS that thing?!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (j+aD2)
BTW… who died on J6? Oh that’s right: Only 2 Trump supporters….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (yz/8
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"At least SIX Capitol Police Cops were MURDERED on J6 by Trump himself! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:33 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (n5tGW)
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This is apparently an option on the part of the prosecutor, to invite surrender or to go out and arrest.
There's a political aspect to it, how will the potential jury pool respond to it? That goes into the thinking about whether to do the 3am raid or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:33 PM (R/457)
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You should just shut up and listen to our bullshit, that's the polite way to handle it.
Posted by: Liberal tone police at April 29, 2026 01:33 PM (anL5R)
You know the Left is red-handed when they bust out the "but both sides" stuff.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:33 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:33 PM (74zY1)
UN Names Iran VP For Conference On Nuclear Non-Proliferation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (ndZc7)
I know where my mind went watching Butler.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (G4ajv)
I think they very honestly expect nothing much will happen.
And I have to say they're likely to be right.
Scalise, Trump, Kirk, Trump, Paul, Trump, Rich...
They've been shooting Republicans for years without any real consequences. Why would that change?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (iNUL3)
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Uh, it's called free speech Ms. She-Hag of CT. Everyone has the right to say what we want about climate change. You don't have the right to tell me, Zeldin or anyone else what we can or cannot say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (VdTX+)
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If it's the same data set that I poured through a few years ago, it does.
But it really makes you re-think the standard conservative pro-meth position.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (HcfrK)
Connecticut, I blame you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (R/457)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (+gA9j)
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"Phew..."
-Henry Waxman
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Double phew
- Jerry Nadler
Posted by: You know it at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (+gA9j)
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"Phew..."
-Henry Waxman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (R/457)
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Where have you gone, Dame Helen Thomas?
A nation turns its fugly eyes to you ... woo hoo hoo
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (VdTX+)
That reminds me I saw a thread where a woman that used to be a lefty mentioned that when she was on vacation in SF she started talking with a couple there. Things moved to politics and the other couple started talking about global warming and our poster responded with something like, "Oh yes I'm sure global warming is true but I haven't really looked into it" and her new "friends" started haranguing her and demanding she say it was a fact.
And in this thread a bunch of lefties chimed in to say that never happened but...I've seen it, we see some of it here in this exchange between Zeldin and DeLauro and it just seems to be everywhere...
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
Muslim man caught on camera stabbing Jews outside London synagogue
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)
Yes and the police chief condemned the violence conveniently using the "right wing and left wing" I'm still waiting for the alleged right wing.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (O1a6r)
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Golders Green, Jewish part of town. 5 minutes from where the ambulances were torched a few weeks ago. Authorities also said the Muslim had mental health issues. Don't they all??????
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
Which explains why they planned it.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 01:36 PM (2GVsD)
Numerous people believe the attack was orchestrated by the Trump administration for political gain ahead of the midterms. Here's what experts think.
“Boy Who Cried Wolf” Effect: Why Trump Is A Perfect Conspiracy Theory Subject...The Trump administration’s steady stream of false or misleading statements about general events only creates more confusion, Robertson said.
lol the third "assassination attempt" is just the media trying to make a guy who tripped on a stage in into a martyr again.
No one cares much about this. "Meh, someone tried to shoot Trump again." Even Trump supporters don't seem more concerned about a ballroom.
We knew it was a hoax when it was revealed that the shooter is a black man that was taken in alive.
Probably just a coincidence that when his campaign was hitting rock bottom there was this "assassination attempt" where a bullet barely grazed him and now when his popularity is hitting rock bottom there is another one.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 01:36 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (kX27y)
"Muslim" is a mental health issue.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (74zY1)
We have a strong history of solid conservative values like cooking and dealing meth against the law!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (HcfrK)
Do you want to take this kinetic? Because this is how you take this kinetic.
I'm their huckleberry.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (HaMCX)
Sounds perfect for the Dukes of Hazzard reboot.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (olroh)
I think I saw that retarded skank selling Abortion Scout Cookies in front of the grocery store last Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (4csOi)
His skirt was too short!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (g8Ew8)
Recorded in a study as right wing political violence.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (lK3xd)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (G4ajv)
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No. It's flat out evil. Don't excuse it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (74zY1)
That analysis of the "political violence" "studies" by two ridiculous unserious organizations is, as is the norm these days, correct but pathetically weak and understated. It's to the point where if I come across a "conservative" (stupid term) analysis of anything that even comes close to eviscerating this kind of crap in appropriately strong, vituperative terms, and follows the implications of the idiotic distortion they are destroying, it's memorable.
Actually can't think of one lately.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:39 PM (O1a6r)
Did they count Rittenhouse as "political violence"? And did they count it as "right-wing" since his two attackers were lefty pedos?
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2026 01:39 PM (RR04L)
For some reason, I have trouble getting sound on videos from X, but I appreciate that Mr. Hegseth calls out these D dolls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 01:40 PM (2sfNr)
Sounds perfect for the Dukes of Hazzard reboot.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (olroh)
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He cooks that crystal meth 'cause the shine don't sell.
He likes the money, he don't mind the smell
Posted by: Ray Wiley Hubbard at April 29, 2026 01:40 PM (oqH4h)
Numerous people believe the attack was orchestrated by the Trump administration for political gain ahead of the midterms. Here's what experts think.
Yeah. Trump is the galactic overlord. He was able to convince a left wing teacher from California to go to prison for life, just so he could set the attempt up.
GTFOOH.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:40 PM (HaMCX)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (G4ajv)
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It's also "conservative" in some of these compilations, btw.
So a conservative American bigot is to blame if he commits violence against a Muslim. But a Muslim conservative is to blame for Snackbar exhortation.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (HcfrK)
We've been in a civil war for a long time now, and what the other side has attempted to do to Trump and the rest of us Americans are acts of war.
Posted by: Crusader at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (TN0g+)
Yeah. Trump is the galactic overlord. He was able to convince a left wing teacher from California to go to prison for life, just so he could set the attempt up.
GTFOOH.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:40 PM (HaMCX)
And to make it realistic shoot a Secret Service agent...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (O1a6r)
Her supporters are saying that Zeldin was "condescending" and "arrogant" because he was rude enough to point out that she had no idea what she was talking about.
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You should just shut up and listen to our bullshit, that's the polite way to handle it.
Posted by: Liberal tone police
No more being quiet. No more "yes, maam."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)
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Hmm. Maybe you should stop giving him cover for these "ops" by forcefully instructing you liberal zombies to "be nice" and "polite" in your disagreements, to eschew any violence, sit quietly and wait your turns to speak and to do so in designated areas/forums not outside Supreme Court Justices homes. Just a thought DU just a thought
Posted by: You know it at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (2sfNr)
The Left: So one of us tried to shoot TRUMP again, what are his supporters so OUTRAGED about
Also the Left: REEEEEE Trump got extra ice cream REEEE
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2026 01:39 PM (RR04L)
Forgot to add "who were in the commission of leftist political violence at the time".
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (RR04L)
Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (G0f6l)
-Henry Waxman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:32 PM (R/457)
For a brief period of time, Waxman was my congressman…. Sigh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (+gA9j)
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible."
And?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:41 PM (954tc)
Maybe "normalize" instead of "legitimize"?
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (U/Byj)
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Very typical Dem. Functionally retarded nepo baby from a family that once upon a time did real, actual work and now he's left with F-U money but not the brains to do anything with it other than get elected to Congress.
Posted by: Ray Wiley Hubbard at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (oqH4h)
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible."
So?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (954tc)
GTFOOH.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:40 PM (HaMCX)
And gave up an opportunity to troll the ever loving shit out of the media for two hours.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (iNUL3)
While the shooter we in the building there were a group of lefties outside holding signs saying things like "kill them all". Were they all plants working from the same script?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:42 PM (gtcuf)
CATO delenda est.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (diia5)
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They all know the phrase "southern strategy" and attribute it to Nixon.
none of them can accurately define it or explain it.
or even when it happened.
Let alone who.
Best they will do is "white racists--who were never Democrats--suddenly started voting for Republicans--who were always racists."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (I2/7O)
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible."
These terms are acceptable.
Fuck, I just want the truth and am tired of being told I can't handle the truth by a bunch of cowardly half-wit toadies.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (954tc)
The process of the Left praying to satan that we'll do what they need us to do to crack down on us while simultaneously praying to satan that we won't... must be exhausting for them.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: A prophet without honor is his own hometown at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (TbWk/)
Sanity, how does that work?
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (9lqZe)
He's dirty, yes, but this was not the event to attempt to put him behind bars. If it's meant to harass him, fine. It won't end up costing him a dime however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (jehhT)
And I have to say they're likely to be right.
Scalise, Trump, Kirk, Trump, Paul, Trump, Rich...
They've been shooting Republicans for years without any real consequences. Why would that change?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:34 PM (iNUL3)
This, very unfortunately, is why they'll eventually win.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (g8Ew8)
GTFOOH.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:40 PM (HaMCX)
And to make it realistic shoot a Secret Service agent...
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A terrifying number of these people are broken. Completely. Humpty Dumpty Democrats. They can't hold themselves together - See for example Carville. You can't reason with them. They are completely possessed. The spirit that possesses them is hatred.
Posted by: You know it at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (anL5R)
Condescending? Sugartits, you haven't heard condescending.
Btw, we're out of sammiches.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (HaMCX)
none of them can accurately define it or explain it.
or even when it happened.
Let alone who.
Best they will do is "white racists--who were never Democrats--suddenly started voting for Republicans--who were always racists."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:43 PM (tUP1A)
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I had a college professor explain to me what really happened.
It was the Civil Rights Act.
Republicans and Democrats literally crossed aisles to switch parties during the vote. Not figuratively, literally.
90% of Republicans in Congress voted for it and 80% of Democrats in Congress voted for it.
She was a borderline retard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (R/457)
He's dirty, yes, but this was not the event to attempt to put him behind bars. If it's meant to harass him, fine. It won't end up costing him a dime however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (jehhT)
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It is against the law to threaten the life of the president, and discovery will open up his private communications.
If he said, "I wish someone would do it," in a private message, well...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:45 PM (R/457)
"You do not have the right to say climate change does not exist, that it's a hoax!"
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Zeldin: "OH, then let's pivot to the First Amendment..."
That's what I wished he'd done, but I'm satisfied with what he did.
That purple-haired ignoramus saying "Well, I suppose other people know what those are" about the legal and judicial issues that were FRONT AND CENTER ffs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 01:45 PM (n7rxJ)
This shit is part of the mass grift run by Democrats. People who make good money are bribed by Dems to keep voting for them using the tax money from people in other states. Guy making $65k in Alabama is subsidizing someone making $100k in New York.
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 01:45 PM (G0f6l)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:45 PM (954tc)
Recorded in a study as right wing political violence.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 01:38 PM (lK3xd)
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They literally count that.
None of the 2 billion dollars of Summer of Floyd destruction, and none of the couple dozen deaths are classified as "politically motivated".
As I said, it's a massive, multi-phase equivocation.
First they assign "companionship" of people who might like to upheave the entire country for racial segregation, with conservatives that just want to continue living their life with some semblance of continuity.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:46 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
Which does not at all explain why modern rightwingers like Coolidge and modern leftwingers like FDR
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)
Simply bring ip the SPLC funding democrat hate groups.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:46 PM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:46 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (8rTNG)
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The Left: Chaos follows him around, that's why our assassination attempts will continue
Also the Left: The attempts are all fake
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (jcC6S)
https://tinyurl.com/27vd7u9v
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:33 PM (74zY1)
There is no morality on the left. None. They are broken. They are evil. They are The Devil Incarnate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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Name one instance, you POS. Just one.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (I2/7O)
Her screams excited me so I had to keep raping her. It's her fault, really.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (tUP1A)
She was a borderline retard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:44 PM (R/457)
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Which again is why you never see a thread here that doesn't break out in gushes of praise for FDR.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:48 PM (HcfrK)
https://tinyurl.com/yn2t4sy5
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:48 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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Until the rank and file nominal right acknowledges the civil war is "hot" nothing will happen except more conservative's getting shot.
Once the majority of the nominal right accepts the war's hot, there won't be enough leftist judges and juries to deal with it.
Seriously, at that point the judiciary is the least of our worries.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 01:48 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:48 PM (HcfrK)
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You know who I really hate? Who didn't govern in the small government way I wanted and instead was a big government progressive?
Calvin Coolidge.
Fuck that guy. Made the New Deal and everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:49 PM (R/457)
I have really come to hate the word “discovery”. If I had a nickel for every time discovery opened something like this up, I’d be all out of nickels.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:49 PM (olroh)
I have really come to hate the word “discovery”. If I had a nickel for every time discovery opened something like this up, I’d be all out of nickels.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:49 PM (olroh)
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Discovery is never lit.
However, discovery is part of the process and does reveal things.
Plus, it'll be a rural NC jury.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:50 PM (R/457)
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Furious bystanders heckled Sir Mark Rowley at the scene of today's double stabbing in north London as they called for him to resign after a spate of antisemitic attacks.
The Met chief said he could 'never give an absolute assurance' when asked directly if Jews were safe, but insisted his force was doing 'everything we can do to protect people in difficult times'.
Responding to shouts of 'resign' and 'shame on you', Britain's most senior policeman said he understood why Jewish Londoners feel 'afraid and angry' after the latest attack on their community.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 01:50 PM (kX27y)
I have really come to hate the word “discovery”. If I had a nickel for every time discovery opened something like this up, I’d be all out of nickels.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:49 PM (olroh)
*sulks*
*pouts*
*leaves*
Posted by: The Discovery Channel at April 29, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Simply bring ip the SPLC funding democrat hate groups.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:46 PM (HaMCX)
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And how likely you are to hear praise of long-before-68 Democrat FDR among conservatives.
Oh, that's right. We're racists. Our character tag is racism--we don't need any kind of preserved continuity with old Democrat politics.
We were just brought in to play the racist role.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:50 PM (HcfrK)
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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
I have really come to hate the word “discovery”. If I had a nickel for every time discovery opened something like this up, I’d be all out of nickels.
Right. "discovery will open up his private communications" is right up there with "the citizens will rise up and praise us as liberators."
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (gtcuf)
He was part of a zero tolerance system that sent grandma's to jail for walking through the open doors of the capitol on Jan 6. He is getting what he dished out. It you can enforce arrest, jail and coerce trials/pleas on grannies Mr. Comey, you can answer for sending out a call to your minions to 86 Trump.
Was it a bad idea to walk into the Capitol on Jan 6? Was it speech? Was it a bad idea for a fired FBI director to publicly post a death threat against the president? Obvs. Speech - apparently so what . . .
Posted by: Goose and Gander at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (I2/7O)
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BTW Trump was far ahead when he was shot and Doddering Biden was still in the race. Rock bottom?!! They speak from another planet.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
The attorney that I worked for at my first paralegal job used to say that "Discovery is the armpit of litigation."
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (gtcuf)
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Why is, "discovery will reveal private communications to prosecutors" on the same level as "the proletariat will rise up in rebellion"?
They seem to be on different orders of magnitude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (kxLc1)
You want to elect a D that's fine. can it at least be someone who knows...anything.?
The funniest part was "where in this book of laws, that congress wrote, does it say we are supposed to regulate the climate?" Dead silence. then the blue meany says "You are a climate denier!"
That, in nutshells, is progressive thinking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (954tc)
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh, maybe you've missed the new hotness:
Sky News: Secret Service agent who took a bullet may have been hit by "friendly fire." Cole Allen has been charged with attempted assassination of President Donald Trump and two other federal charges - with more expected to follow.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (ycI94)
I ignore you. Please do the same.
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (jcC6S)
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It's fake. But I'm never showing up at another Trump event--because it's not safe.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (HcfrK)
Creatures like the retarded child badgering Hegseth and the Skeksis badgering Zeldin set women's image back eons.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (I2/7O)
I told her to do that years ago. Better late than never but I'll wait and see if they actually move.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (8rTNG
Either way he posted it as an agreement on social media.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (kxLc1)
This is what they do. NPCs like Tardlov glom onto the latest hive-mind download, regardless of its bullshittery, then barfs it out like an oral #2 on the show.
She is single-handedly making that show unwatchable.
At least Harold Ford Jr. is a little more congenial, but he's also doing the "Both Sides" deal. And brought up the "Bloodbath" comment, as if Trump was going full Amercan Genocide, rather than about the specific business case with the American Auto industry (Greg called him right out on that).
Posted by: Another Anon at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (4h45B)
@Breaking911 41m
A United Airlines Boeing 737 reportedly struck a drone at around 3,000 feet while on approach to San Diego, according to ATC audio.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (diia5)
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh, maybe you've missed the new hotness:
Sky News: Secret Service agent who took a bullet may have been hit by "friendly fire." Cole Allen has been charged with attempted assassination of President Donald Trump and two other federal charges - with more expected to follow.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (ycI94)
Okay... Attempt to shoot a Secret Service agent ? If this is true they looked like the Keystone Kops..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (O1a6r)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (tUP1A)
I just went to the Discovery Channel web site to discover that the current advertised shows are “Naked and Afraid”, “Filthy Fortunes” and “Contraband: Seized at the Airport”.
I’m feeling very 29.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (olroh)
yes
so the SS didn't shoot this guy
they stood aside?!?!
and they didn't tackle him down - he tripped and they grabbed him when he already fell
WTF
the SS really sucks
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (I2/7O)
@ChrisCillizza
Donald Trump doesn't really care if Jim Comey goes to jail.
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible.
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You too, bro. Your life should be miserable.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (RIvkX)
I ignore you. Please do the same.
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (gtcuf)
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You responded to me without quoting me.
And...then you responded to me directly.
You're really good at ignoring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)
Nature has been trying to kill me for 54 years. I'm just fighting back.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (8rTNG
Either way he posted it as an agreement on social media.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (kxLc1)
Agreed! And that we know.
We don't know the other answer.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (8rTNG)
Trump repeatedly called for peace. The crowd was peaceful until the Capitol Police fired tear gas and concussion grenades into them. They opened the doors and let the crowd enter and most of them were reasonably civilized, other than the left wing agitators that entered and broke windows.
The only people that died that day were at the hands of Capitol Police who shot and beat unarmed women.
Take your Jan 6th bullshit and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (ycI94)
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I thought he was hit by friendly fire.
Still doesn't mean that that idiot wasn't serious.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:55 PM (HcfrK)
If he said, "I wish someone would do it," in a private message, well...
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WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME TRUMP!!!
- james comey's christmas card greeting
Posted by: truthy at April 29, 2026 01:55 PM (anL5R)
Sky News: Secret Service agent who took a bullet may have been hit by "friendly fire."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
Except none of the good guys fired a shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 01:55 PM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:55 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 01:55 PM (G0f6l)
Nature has been trying to kill me for 54 years. I'm just fighting back.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (4csOi)
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
If you're interested.
LIVE: Trump meets with Artemis II astronauts at White House
https://youtu.be/xvxUdV9W5ms
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 01:52 PM (ycI94)
Only one Secret Service agent fired his weapon at all. And it was the agent who was hit - that was in paras 13/14 of the indictment yesterday.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (iNUL3)
If you're interested.
LIVE: Trump meets with Artemis II astronauts at White House
https://youtu.be/xvxUdV9W5ms
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2F0/Y)
YAY! Thanks, Joyenz!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (j+aD2)
The System Worked
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:57 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:57 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (iNUL3)
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So... he shot himself.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:57 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (iNUL3)
The agent shot himself ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:58 PM (O1a6r)
Posted by: SS at April 29, 2026 01:58 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:57 PM (74zY1)
With a weapon he didn't possess.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:58 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2026 01:49 PM (olroh)
Discovery was crucial in my job as a court adjuster in tort matters.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 01:58 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:57 PM (74zY1)
With a weapon he didn't possess.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:58 PM (iNUL3)
Amazing...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (O1a6r)
Thanks, Sponge. Not for a few months yet. This is a good one though.
54 and celebrating 20years sober.
Except for one shot of Maker's Mark the night Hillary lost. I don't count that shot.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 01:58 PM (O1a6r)
He'd have had to held the gun backwards, pressed it against his chest, and pulled the trigger for that to be possible.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (iNUL3)
The only people that died that day were at the hands of Capitol Police who shot and beat unarmed women.
Take your Jan 6th bullshit and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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The Dems should know how hard they made it to "incite a riot" so lefties can't be jailed for incendiary statements.
And Dems are always forgetting who gets the "benefit of doubt" as to whether they were actually invoking violence. Because "Peacefully ... make your voices heard" SHOLD NOT be received by as short a shrift as Dems who prefer to let that stuff blow right by them like a strong wind.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: The DNC at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (upeQk)
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You doubt REDDIT???!!?!??!!!!!
Unpossible!
Posted by: a collection of lazy hyperemotional antisocial goofballs at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (jcC6S)
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A Republican ahead of a Democrat in summer polling is pretty much unheard of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (iNUL3)
Don't knock it til you've tried it
Posted by: Vince Foster at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Heroq
That is Schlae's argument in part but it ignores some wider considerations. Basically the reparations scheme where the US banks by loans backstopped Germany who used those loans to pay Britain and France which in turn paid the US broke down. Wall Street drop was a minor influence. And Smoot Hawley had little if anything to do with the breakdown of US trade. And only fractions of a percent of GDP decline.
It was a financial crisis based on WWI and Versailles aggravated by factors like overinvestment into things like electrification and power grids. Financialization and globalization can never actually eliminate real economic losses. It can only paper them over with bad debt.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:00 PM (kxLc1)
A United Airlines Boeing 737 reportedly struck a drone at around 3,000 feet while on approach to San Diego, according to ATC audio.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (diia5)
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3,000 ft? That's no hobby drone.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (G0vdT)
Getting brought in is humiliating. Comey needs it.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (G0f6l)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah!
-Marinus van der Lubbe
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (RIvkX)
Getting brought in is humiliating. Comey needs it.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (cS1cw)
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What if the humiliation will turn the jury pool against the prosecution and in favor of the defendant?
Is that a valid reason to consider surrender rather than the arrest?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
JUST LIKE THE DOZENS OF JAN 6TH COPS THAT COMMITTED SUICIDE AFTERWARDS THAT HAVE THEIR BLOOD ON TRUMP AND MAGA'S HANDS ARGLBGBGL!!!!!!
Posted by: One of the more sane, rational Lefties at April 29, 2026 02:02 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (HcfrK)
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I want the 2032 election to be so obviously lost to them that they spend 2031-2032 eating each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:02 PM (R/457)
We're not so far down on that spiral that things can't be saved, (yet) but the left has no intention of turning back.
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2026 02:02 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: SS at April 29, 2026 02:03 PM (I2/7O)
Ha, I still remember I called "worse than 9/11" on the day of, here while we were watching goat selfies. They are nothing if not predictable.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:03 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:03 PM (RIvkX)
My opinion which I learned was also Friedman's opinion was that allowing our banks to fail was the main trigger. The Fed was created to prevent this and the decision not to allow it was Hoover's biggest regret.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:03 PM (kxLc1)
Hey Bulg! Hope you are well :-)
YAY! Thanks, Joyenz!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (8rTNG)
You're very welcome!
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 02:03 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:04 PM (I2/7O)
The DEISS got lucky.
The cameras and whole security setup in the hotel is a goddamned disgrace. There are at least a dozen mobile turnstile security products I could install in that hallway that would have made retarded John Wick's spastic dash impossible.
I'm thinking a few people at the DEISS are Kamala voters.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 02:04 PM (4csOi)
54 and celebrating 20years sober.
Except for one shot of Maker's Mark the night Hillary lost. I don't count that shot.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (4csOi)
Good on you, man. Well done.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
This is what they do. NPCs like Tardlov glom onto the latest hive-mind download, regardless of its bullshittery, then barfs it out like an oral #2 on the show.
She is single-handedly making that show unwatchable.
At least Harold Ford Jr. is a little more congenial, but he's also doing the "Both Sides" deal. And brought up the "Bloodbath" comment, as if Trump was going full Amercan Genocide, rather than about the specific business case with the American Auto industry (Greg called him right out on that).
Posted by: Another Anon
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I find TV unwatchable anyway for political commentary. Same for debates. Mugging for the camera, evasions, half truths, and distortions are inevitable in a tv production. Occasionally it will give a nugget of oppo research in a candidate debate being exposed which has lasting effect. E.g. the dropping that Jackson hired illegals to staff his country mansion estate. Going to leave a mark just as primary voting begins.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:04 PM (I2/7O)
I am. I have started a job as a part-time tutor for ACT and SAT prep.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:02 PM (R/457)
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I want the DNC and editorial boards of NYT and WaPo interned at Oranienberg.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM (RIvkX)
I have really come to hate the word “discovery”. If I had a nickel for every time discovery opened something like this up, I’d be all out of nickels.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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Unless the party or his counsel is going to destroy evidence, discovery is invaluable. If they're claiming some kind of privilege, eventually a privilege log will have to be produced, and the judge can review the allegedly privileged documents and rule whether they have to be produced.
If they do destroy evidence and get caught, they'll get hit with a spoliation claim. If the attorney was complicit, he'll find himself before the bar association.
I can't count the number of times text messages have screwed the entity I work for in recent years because they had to be produced in litigation.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM (XvL8K)
Thanks, Sponge. Not for a few months yet. This is a good one though.
54 and celebrating 20years sober.
Except for one shot of Maker's Mark the night Hillary lost. I don't count that shot.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (4csOi)
My heartiest congratulations to you.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:06 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)
Nice! Hope all goes well.
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 02:06 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:04 PM (I2/7O)
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Well, with the UAE starting to build a pipeline 3 weeks ago to bypass the strait....we'll see a spike downwards any day now back down below $100 again.
Seriously, we were promised $200 per barrel, and it hit $120 once like 5 weeks ago.
Amazing what happens when the world reacts to the oil shock of the 70s by building more oil production capacity for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:06 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM
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This is awesome. Not all young people are trash!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:02 PM (R/457)
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I want the DNC and editorial boards of NYT and WaPo interned at Oranienberg.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM (RIvkX)
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I want someone else to edit my videos for free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (R/457)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (gm3Cy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)
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Have you already purchased your shot gun?
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 02:08 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:06 PM (R/457)
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The what of the when?
-Everyone under 40
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 02:08 PM (4csOi)
There's only two options here. These midwits are either useful idiots or they're lying. These days, I'm more inclined to say they're serial liars. "Demons don't use words to communicate, but to deceive" and all that.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 02:08 PM (K5yMI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Feds tightening money by requiring more reserves caused the bank the fail and yes, I agree with Friedman. The Fed as being run by representatives of the top banks at the time were terrified about the Trans Atlantic defaults on debt payments from UK, France, and Germany.
But instead of loosening credit or some other mechanism to fix or ameliorate the issues for the big banks, they tightened across the US on regular banks at exactly the wrong time.
The truth is that these large American banks should have never been engaged in foreign loans to sovereign countries in the first place.
Same issues arose in the 80's and early 90's. Only investment banks which can be allowed to fail should be involved in such risky measures.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (gu0hJ
And the best the Left can offer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (G0f6l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:20 PM (R/457)
You got it! The unprecedented release of the entire investigative file -- including tips sent in by paranoid schizophrenics and malicious liars trying to ruin some third party's life -- was akshually a "modified limited hangout" to distract from the super-sekrit Real Epstein Files that only I know the contents of! Now use my affiliate links to major online stores, so that by exciting your credulous outrage, I get money from every purchase you make for the next time period.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)
I want someone else to edit my videos for free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (R/457)
I'll do it.
*rubs hands together*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Nope. What if Iran does this? Who will pick the fruit? What if people think I'm mean? Odds are with acquittal anyway. So why bother? (typical GOP thinking)
No, fuck him right in the ass metaphorically speaking. You might think what was done to the country by these people is no big deal. I think it was.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 02:10 PM (cS1cw)
Not by violence or wishing him dead, as that would be wrong.
Altho, taking into consideration the damage he did to our country, the lies, the "shell games," well, any or all of these are fine:
Simple things like hemorrhoids from having to look at his baggy rodent eyes in the mirror each morning. Dandruff. ED with his mistress who gives him herpes. A chronic ingrown hair cyst on his butt cheek that created fistulas when removed. A tooth abcess causing a root canal and the antibiotic given causing c-diff that is chronic.
I don't ask for much.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 02:10 PM (WONhk)
He is the epitome of a someone insulated from reality his entire life by wealth, has no connection to the everyday lives of most Americans. An American nomenklatura like Newsom.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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When one realizes that these panel 'news' shows are essentially composed of actors playing their scripted roles in a reality show, then you can notice things.
The scripting and acting on such shows is directly attuned to getting ratings by kayfebe.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 02:11 PM (G0f6l)
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (G0f6l)
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They are besieged, unable to export oil. They are pulling 30 year old, retired tankers out of mothballs to fill with oil to delay the damage to their wells when they have to shut them off.
They are losing $450 million a day while three US carrier groups await within range if someone decides to get sporty.
Meanwhile, their proxy, Hezbollah, is under attack by Israel again. Also, their proxy, Hamas, is being kicked out of Qatar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
*rubs hands together*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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He doesn't get it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:12 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
What?!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Posted by: Qatucker Qatarlson at April 29, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Nope. What if Iran does this? Who will pick the fruit? What if people think I'm mean? Odds are with acquittal anyway. So why bother? (typical GOP thinking)
No, fuck him right in the ass metaphorically speaking. You might think what was done to the country by these people is no big deal. I think it was.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 02:10 PM (cS1cw)
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Sure, if the point is pointless theater, I see it.
But what if the point is to actually get a conviction?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
FED alert.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 02:12 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (I2/7O)
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At the gas station on my corner there was a big dude with a large club and a German Shepard to maintain order. Not exaggerating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (RIvkX)
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Heh. Rookie. Watch this
Trust Wray
Posted by: Q at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)
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I think people think I'm joking when I say that, but this is what I actually mean.
It's not a joke.
People really do act like the release of the Epstein files was a distraction from the Epstein files. That's why people STILL call for the release of the Epstein files.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (R/457)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)
I want someone else to edit my videos for free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (R/457)
I'll do it.
*rubs hands together*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't trust you...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Heroq
Hoover was an engineer. I don't think just riding things out was in his temperament. He had to tinker with stuff.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS
Several cops did die after Jan 6, supposedly "tied-to" what happened. Details are scarce. I'm at the point where it wouldn't surprise me if they simply knew too much and became a liability to TPTB.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 02:14 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)
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We're sticking it to the EU and China. Bigly. Both rely on Iranian oil sold to them on the cheap.
It's not cheap anymore. And we're running the Hormuz "toll booth" now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 02:14 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (xY3aO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM (I2/7O)
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At the gas station on my corner there was a big dude with a large club and a German Shepard to maintain order. Not exaggerating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (RIvkX)
Mt town was small enough that we saw very little of this. We did have the alternate days thing, but I don't recall ever seeing long lines or stations running dry.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (PSEDc)
Deep breath...
This was from zerohedge.... grifters gotta grift...
The rhetoric and predictions behind climate change "science" change so haphazardly, it's a sure sign that the entire field of study is fraudulent. If the manufactured hysteria is not enough to clue people in, the failed predictions of Al Gore should do the trick.
Former Vice President Al Gore warned a Hollywood audience this week that a "Gulf Stream collapse" could occur within 25 years, leading to an abrupt and devastating new Ice Age.
Mr. Gore, now 78, appeared at the inaugural Sustainability in Entertainment Honors event, co-hosted by The Hollywood Reporter and the Sustainable Entertainment Alliance at Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles. He participated in a keynote conversation with actor Bradley Whitford of “The West Wing,” timed to the 20th anniversary of “An Inconvenient Truth.”
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (Sco7b)
I don't trust you...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:13 PM (R/457)
What!??! Well, I never.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (G0f6l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You comment on directors almost exclusively yet do not want to direct yourself. Interesting.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)
It's not cheap anymore. And we're running the Hormuz "toll booth" now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 02:14 PM (jehhT)
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Iran's oil went almost exclusively to China.
The oil going through the strait in general mostly went to China and Australia. The rest went to the EU, and they can all pass through.
It's just that tankers aren't willing to risk the sea mines that Iran pinky swears are there that no one can find.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (R/457)
Yes, he literally blamed President Trump for the assassination attempt against him.
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I'm not following Goldman's goobly goop. It seems to be political lawyer speak for the naïve masses that, unfortunately, may vote.
Donald Trump’s rhetoric has connections to acts of violence committed by his followers. (Got that.)
So PDT brings assassination attempts upon himself because he fans flames of violence in his followers, or the followers are now leaning toward assassination, the Left might do better with contract killers, or...
I really don't know.
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Also just finished listening to the 3rd Congressional District (Philadelphia) Democratic primary debate | WHYY | 04/29/26
And if that wasn't a horror, reading The Morning Agenda, too:
The Shapiro administration is proposing that Pennsylvania pass new funding to provide meals for Medicaid recipients with diabetes and other diseases. Providing nutritious meals that are tailored to a person’s specific medical needs can improve health care outcomes, research shows.
(Much more)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 02:16 PM (NFX2v)
Angry criminals make mistakes. Their associates get antsy and make mistakes.
This is police work on the public stage.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 02:16 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You comment on directors almost exclusively yet do not want to direct yourself. Interesting.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)
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Not many directors also edit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 02:16 PM (R/457)
Several cops did die after Jan 6, supposedly "tied-to" what happened. Details are scarce. I'm at the point where it wouldn't surprise me if they simply knew too much and became a liability to TPTB.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 02:14 PM (Dv3i1)
Don't you remember? Republicans were running around smashing cops in the head with fire extinguishers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
So young.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:16 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (Sco7b)
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Let me guess. There was raucous applause instead of hysterical laughter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (RIvkX)
Comey would gladly sentence Trump to jail if he couldn't get an execution, if of course not an assassination.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM (gu0hJ
And the best the Left can offer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026
*******
I don't mind Harold Ford too much,
Jessica Tarlov on the other hand grates on my last nerve.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Grim Reaper at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
The only people that died that day were at the hands of Capitol Police who shot and beat unarmed women.
Take your Jan 6th bullshit and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, bear in mind that after the Kirk assassination, the last of the sane functional adult leftists abandoned the left and either became politically homeless or went full-on "far-right" (i.e., moderate) so all that's left now are manbaby/womanbaby toddlers who throw tantrums when they don't get their way. To them, being told "no" is violence, and standing up to their crybullying is genocide.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (K5yMI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (kxLc1)
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No sorry. I 'm gonna have to explain the terms of professional rhetoric and persuasion as a term stochastic terrorism is WAY TOO GAY.
Posted by: Marcus Arellius at April 29, 2026 02:17 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ripley
I believe they're losing their global systems of finance, policy, law, military, religion, education, media, ag, and medicine. And we're boiling the frogs slowly so they don't scram.
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2026 02:18 PM (upeQk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:18 PM (I2/7O)
You had access to gasoline every other day based on your license plate #.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 02:09 PM
This.
then gas went over $1.00 per gallon but the old school pumps only went up to 99.9¢/gal.
good times /s
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2026 02:19 PM (2/MrR)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)
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Not many directors also edit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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P*ssy.
Posted by: Chris Nolan at April 29, 2026 02:19 PM (anL5R)
In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (ndZc7)
If Russia, EU, Iran, and China were on a road trip in the same car I would definitely not pray for fair weather.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (8rTNG)
Workers Comp & other benefits for their families, their SS, pensions, etc.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)
A United Airlines Boeing 737 reportedly struck a drone at around 3,000 feet while on approach to San Diego, according to ATC audio.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 01:53 PM (diia5)
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3,000 ft? That's no hobby drone.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 02:01 PM (G0vdT)
True.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (Sco7b)
Dang! This sounds just like it was torn, RIPPED, from the pages of State Of Fear by Doctor Michael Chrichton.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (vt7xw)
Posted by: Big Mike at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (oqH4h)
And the truth is world trade was declining anyway due to the breakdown of international banks and sovereign debt crisis. And that cause was the huge wastage of money in WWI by warring powers. All the carry trade on sovereign debt did was to delay the impact until it was apparent that these debts could not and would not be repaid.
But the Fed is what made it worse into a Depression. Prior panics over matters (see the 1870's banking crisis over France losing to Prussia causing the panic in the US) or the later 1890's panic in the US based on European bank failures, provided the impetus in part for a US Fed Reserve. But in a crisis intended for the Fed to act, they failed the test.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:22 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:23 PM (8rTNG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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P*ssy.
Posted by: Chris Nolan
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Maybe you need to hire an actor to replace yourself in front of the screen and then hire an editor. That way you can ensure your directorial vision is complete until your epics require a producer at least.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)
Mr. Gore, now 78, appeared at the inaugural Sustainability in Entertainment Honors event, co-hosted by The Hollywood Reporter and the Sustainable Entertainment Alliance at Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles. He participated in a keynote conversation with actor Bradley Whitford of “The West Wing,” timed to the 20th anniversary of “An Inconvenient Truth.”
Posted by: Stateless
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1 - Such an organization doesn't exist already? Or "Hollywood" can't partner with a big, rich, well-known existing organization and become the entertainment wing?
2 - This issue is so last-decade. Who in hell is starting NEW initiatives to fight "climate change"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Weasel
He's part of the new thread.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: WisRich
Why? Serious question. Mine can go out 10k feet before losing signal and returning home. Why couldn't it go up 3k?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 29, 2026 02:24 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Weasel
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Boring and irrelevant nowadays except to a certain demographic that likes to watch Fox or bored enough to listen to his radio show. Shawn is as deep as a puddle but at least he lacks the smarts to be a duplicitous bastard like Qatarlson is.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 02:15 PM (Sco7b)"
He can't bring his former glory and grift back no matter how hard he tries. The new religion du jour of the "elites" is AI, and their shiny new god demands much power, much more than any fake and gay "green energy" scam is capable of providing. The climate doomsday cult conflicts with the needs of the new cult, so Gates et al dropped it like a hot potato. Besides, didn't we save the environment when everyone started driving EVs?
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 02:29 PM (K5yMI)
Shorter Goldman:
Her screams excited me so I had to keep raping her. It's her fault, really.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:47 PM (tUP1A)
If she didn't want to be raped, she shouldn't have been walking down the street in that miniskirt after dark.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 02:07 PM
That and more! I keep insisting that he's just as bad as Jessica but in a different way. He doesn't constantly cite polls and he's not as obnoxious, so you have to listen a little more closely to get what he's actually saying. It's always empty mush and his both-sides crap drives me nuts. His performance the other day was just another example and, thankfully, Greg and Jessie were having none of it. Harold was definitely getting hot and bothered for being called out on his BS.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 29, 2026 02:30 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 02:36 PM (jcC6S)
https://tinyurl.com/yn2t4sy5
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:48 PM (74zY1)
I am a native Coloradan. This breaks my heart.
Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2026 02:36 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 02:20 PM (8rTNG)
Yeah, that annoyed me.
Posted by: Joyenz at April 29, 2026 02:41 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Goatweed at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (jK3NL)
I don't think you see many things. Too young.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 03:11 PM (cS1cw)
I ain't doin shit, but I'll shake the hand of the person who does. Fuck it. War
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (BHVuI)
They project onto others what they themselves are, what they indend to do, and what they have already done.
Lie, deceive, mayhem, murder, provide cover for criminal behavior, incite violence from their foot soldiers onto the public until we beg for relief, kiss their feet, and limp back to our hiding places.
And Barack is their Patton.
Posted by: Testsubject at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (3IJvT)
IN EPOCHAL RULING, SUPREME COURT HOLDS, 6-3, THAT RACIAL GERRYMANDERS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL -- MUCH LESS REQUIRED BY THE CONSTITUTION
I don't know if the southern states affected like this can impose an emergency redistricting double-quick for the midterms, but some analysts believe that this ruling will eventually flip 19 Democrat seats to Republican.
The Supreme Court just handed down one of the most consequential redistricting decisions in a generation -- and Democrats are not going to like it one bit. In a 6-3 ruling in Louisiana v. Callais, the majority held that Louisiana's congressional map -- redrawn to include a second majority-black district -- constitutes an unconstitutional racial gerrymander under the Fifteenth Amendment. The Court stopped short of striking down Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act entirely, but it dramatically narrowed the ways in which states may use race when drawing congressional maps.
Zachary DonniniFull decision here.
@ZacharyDonnini 52m Kagan seems to be pretty damn sure that Section 2 is gutted in her dissent: "The new Callais requirements will effectively insulate any practice, including any districting scheme, said by a State to have any race-neutral justification. That justification can sound in traditional redistricting criteria, or else can sound in politics and partisanship. As to the latter, the State need do nothing more than announce a partisan gerrymander."
Democrats in South face wipeout if Supreme Court guts Voting Rights Act — NYT pic.twitter.com/goHof93AS3
— NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) October 15, 2025
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that drawing Congressional districts based on race under the Voting Rights Act is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, 6-3
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026
This is a HUGE win, and could have MASSIVE ramifications for the 2026 midterms
Democrats for YEARS have sued over and over again to… pic.twitter.com/a7E2HMmJwi
This is the key passage in Louisiana v. Callais. While not overturning section 2 of the VRA, it construes it into near-irrelevance. All minority voters are entitled to is that the map drawers NOT use race as a metric in drawing their maps.
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) April 29, 2026
No more majority-minority districts. pic.twitter.com/ieOV4XxgGT
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Liberal Justice Kagan is CONVINCED that the majority 6-3 opinion — authored by SAM ALITO — totally GUTS race-based VRA Democrat Congressional districts in the long term
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 29, 2026
LET’S GO 🇺🇸
“The new Callais requirements will effectively insulate any practice, including… https://t.co/6fEVg1qS5Z pic.twitter.com/OcFNBcsebr
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (snZF9)
Excellent ruling!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (abIsI)
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A jobs program for unhirable black politicians is coming to an end.
The black voting base is gonna be pissed. Can black women vote more Democrat? At 95% levels...not much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Kafiroon at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (IzMux)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: far cry at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (wXgT/)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (Sco7b)
https://tinyurl.com/4hryvahn
Reminders about Rosie Rios:
https://tinyurl.com/3bh4w5mx
What was Trump thinking?!?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (sStKZ)
BurtTC taught me that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (R/457)
Heh. Also MooMoo.
I understand the gloomy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
I don't even mind if it's only a tiny bit better
what we have now is ridiculous
split the baby .. not what I want but might be a start
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Kafiroon at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (IzMux)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (fgmuN)
Posted by: Ann at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (RHGPo)
Our nation’s future depends on it.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (4KUe5)
Translation: SCOTUS votes to stop disenfranchising whites and Dems are big mad about it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)
that sentence was clearly written by chatgpt
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (sStKZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (I2/7O)
I don't even mind if it's only a tiny bit better
what we have now is ridiculous
split the baby .. not what I want but might be a start
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (j+aD2)
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SCOTUS precedent, Wong Kim Ark, demands legal residency of the parents.
But, this SCOTUS can get real stupid when Gorsuch is all, "I'm gonna do weird originalism," ACB is all, "process above all" and Roberts is always looking for an excuse to fuck over the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (GNqmQ)
I don't know how instantly different the maps will be, but in the next few years, especially after the next census, this ruling will be catastrophic for the left.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (iNUL3)
fun stuff is coming
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (j+aD2)
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One is ready (Louisiana).
Another may be ready (Alabama).
None of the others are. The new Florida map is in alignment with Gingles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (I2/7O)
true but it's still a really nice map
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (j+aD2)
If that big blue chancre inside of South Carolina goes, it's bye-bye Jim Clyburn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (xG4kz)
I'd like to know the fist pump in the air to flaming skull conversion ratio.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (rOERL)
I wouldn't be shocked if the birthright ruling goes the other way - that doesn't minimize how huge this win is.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (abIsI)
Mine created a new Cassini division in the rings of saturn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b)
That doesn't narrow it down.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (YwEeS)
Minority voters who are in fact a minority can be treated as such.
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (affD0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (Cqx++)
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Now we know why the Kennedy assassination was a true "national tragedy".
There have been 20 Republican Presidents.
3 were assassinated + 2 were shot.
That's 15% assassinated, 25% shot.
In 1963, Republicans mourned and Democrats mourned. So it was national. A Democrat had been assassinated.
Cato and the other liar organizations got nothing to say about this established historical trend.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:07 PM (HcfrK)
Scalia (or someone, said something like that)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:06 PM (iNUL3)
This. Roberts is a wafflish shit who wants to parcel out wins to both sides. Because he's a shitstain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (dK+Kv)
That will have a severe impact on Biden's comeback presidential campaign in '28.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: bluebell at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (afFes)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Zombie Alcee Hastings, crooked judge and representative at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (CWTWj)
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The same number that ignore Heller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (R/457)
God was that Roberts?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)
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It was.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (2ap+5)
If that big blue chancre inside of South Carolina goes, it's bye-bye Jim Clyburn.
The man who gave us Sleepy Joe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)
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That is correct
Posted by: Harry Balsack at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (affD0)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 29, 2026 12:11 PM (abIsI)
If that big blue chancre inside of South Carolina goes, it's bye-bye Jim Clyburn.
The man who gave us Sleepy Joe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)
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Clyburn did nothing.
Biden was winning every single SC primary poll by dozens of points for a year before Clyburn endorsed him.
Biden being Obama's VP won him SC. Clyburn playing catchup did nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:11 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:11 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:11 PM (GD0B3)
God was that Roberts?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)
I thought it was Alito?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:11 PM (iNUL3)
"The best way to end racism is to stop making decisions based on race"
I have seen that attributed to Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (rOERL)
I'm not worried about the birthright citizenship ruling. If it turns out it that doesn't go in Trump's favor (which it probably won't) you can simply tax all anchor babies turned adults that live abroad for any income they earn outside the US borders. If they don't pay up, they forfeit their citizenship; we either get their money or they lose their vote. They're not going to get both.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (gnui0)
Bitch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (Oy/m2)
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It'll be the pattern we're used to.
District courts will see lawsuits. 90% of Republican appointed judges at this level will follow precedent. 50% of Democrat appointed judges at this level will follow precedent.
A couple of appeals courts will throw some sand in the gears for a few months before being smacked down on the shadow docket by SCOTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:13 PM (HcfrK)
https://tinyurl.com/5n94u3a9
Posted by: one hour sober at April 29, 2026 12:13 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Harry Balsack at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (affD0)
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"there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it."
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 29, 2026 12:13 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:13 PM (I2/7O)
Or Comey drunkenly responds with shells spelling "86 - 6 SCOTUS".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (L9EgK)
Gingles was decided at a time when this Court often paid insufficient attention to the language of statutory provisions, and Justice Brennan’s opinion for the Court followed this pattern.
[lol, what a FU this is]
For this reason, the focus of sec. 2 must be enforcement of the Fifteenth Amendment’s prohibition on intentional racial discrimination.
...
In short, sec. 2 imposes liability only when the evidence supports a strong inference that the State intentionally drew its districts to afford minority voters less opportunity because of their race.
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Before, and Kagan whines, mere showing of racial effect was sufficient
Now, they must show racial intent was the almost sole motivation to draw the district.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 12:15 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: HRH Jumanji Action Jackson at April 29, 2026 12:15 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 12:15 PM (XeU6L)
These retards in the dissent are describing EXACTLY what Virginia is attempting to do to the voters in the more rural parts of the state. The only difference is that the people they intend to dilute and disenfranchise are white and therefore don't matter to democrats.
QUOTE from the Dissent:
The state legislature decides to eliminate the
circle district, slicing it into six pie pieces and allocating one
each to six new, still solidly White congressional districts.
The State’s Black voters are now widely dispersed, and (unlike the State’s White voters) lack any ability to elect a representative of their choice. Election after election, Black
citizens’ votes are, by every practical measure, wasted.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 12:15 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (AlhUl)
Illinois has the "dumbbell district" - two Hispanic areas in Chicago connected by a narrow corridor, to ensure that a Hispanic will get elected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:13 PM (I2/7O)
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Democrats are tightly grouped in three cities in NC.
Charlotte, Durham, and Raleigh. Everything else is Republican.
Makes it real easy with a supermajority of Republicans in the legislature to draw maps (that the governor can't say anything about at all, according to the NC constitution) to centralize their representation in those cities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (R/457)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (iXqHn)
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Obviously because of how popular FDR has always been in the Republican party!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (HcfrK)
First the SPLC gets indicted now this decision. The race baiters are going to lose their marbles. Further reasons for the yutes in the inner cities to riot the summer away. Good for Republicans in the midterms
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Barney Fag, Almost Dead But Not Yet at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: dantesed
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It's all in the handbook, Ver 9.32.1
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)
Black politicians will still be elected, but now they will have to appeal to everyone, which is much better for the country.
This should pretty much put an end to the insane racist communist minority politician.
Thoooough, admittedly the insane racist communist minority teh ghey politician Barack Obama was elected by pretty much every group nationwide.
So, I guess we'll see.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (iJfKG)
You all realize that this means war
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (IrYHD)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (L9EgK)
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Reality.
The whole, "spread things so thin that even the smallest of waves undoes it all."
Existing representatives don't want their D+10 seats to become D+3 seats. There are intraparty reasons at work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (R/457)
New England is 40% Republican, and doesn't have a single Republican congressman.
The Democrats are fine with that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (n1OCj)
The upshot of Rucho was that, as far as federal law is concerned, a state legislature may use partisan advantage as a factor in redistricting. And litigants cannot circumvent that rule by dressing their political-gerrymandering claims in racial garb. Imposing liability “based on the racial effects of a political gerrymander in a jurisdiction in which race and partisan preference are very closely correlated . . . would, if accepted, provide a convenient way for future litigants and lower courts to sidestep our holding in Rucho that partisan gerrymandering claims are not justiciable in federal court.” Alexander, 602 U. S., at 21. “Instead of claiming that a State impermissibly set a target Republican-Democratic breakdown, a plaintiff could simply reverse-engineer the partisan data into racial data and argue that the State impermissibly set a particular [racial] target. Our decisions cannot be evaded with such ease.”
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (abIsI)
Gerrymandering in the name or racism is cheating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM
That, alone, would make the Trump presidency one of the most significant in history.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: hurricane567 at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (+ayKE)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (L9EgK)
Most Blue states are already gerrymandered to the hilt to allow a 30% population to dominate everyone else. It is land of Hunger Games.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (oY6Yp)
Now, they must show racial intent was the almost sole motivation to draw the district.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (tUP1A)
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Because that would be actual discrimination. Not judge fiat that restrains the decision of the people because some robed asshole "suspects" racism.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 12:18 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Armed criminal groups patrol the border region 'without fear of punishment,' the State Department says
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OMG! It sounds as bad as Chicago!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The Great Poof at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (n9ltV)
What is the blue in NC?
Posted by: Boss Moss
In the NE, it is Research Triangle Park, Duke, UNC and other deluded folk.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: dantesed
I thought you taught those?
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (YBtcQ)
Imagine a world free of idjits like Jazzy Crock, Hank Tip-over Guam Johnson, the other iddjit who keeps getting hisself thrown out of the SOTU speech, maybe even AOC or Mad-Maxine.
This is a red-letter day. Now if I could just get the TPMS system in my Ram to reset life would be golden. Maybe I'll try to catch AOP on one of the evening threads to see what he thinks.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in Buncombe County (Asheville) at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (XeU6L)
I am represented by a black Congresswoman, in an Oregon district that is one-half of one percent black.
She doesn't go around denouncing white people, like the black Congressmen in the gerrymandered districts do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (n1OCj)
Has SCOTUS eliminated the raison d'etre of The Regime?
The entire solar system of The Left revolves around RACE.
Without the race 'sun' the Left ....cannot rule.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (K/Fux)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
'Oh, shall I fuck the nice boy or the bad boy? I'll just fuck both!'
-every YA ever with a girl protagonist
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
fn2 The dissent claims that the Fourteenth Amendment is irrelevant to our analysis, post, at 39–40, n. 11 (opinion of KAGAN, J.), but the dissent appears to forget—or at least tries to lead readers to forget—that the decision before us is based on the Fourteenth Amendment.
That analysis had its priorities backwards. The Fifteenth Amendment, which the Voting Rights Act enforces, “is not designed to punish for the past” but works “to ensure a better future.” Shelby County, 570 U. S., at 553. The focus of §2 must therefore be on “current conditions,” not on “decades-old data relevant to decades-old problems.”
Third, while the dissent wraps itself in the mantle of stare decisis, the dissent is unabashedly at war with key precedents. See post, at 45 (claiming that Rucho was disastrously wrong and should be cabined); post, at 5, 8–9, 42–43 (repeatedly criticizing Shelby County and citing the dissent in that case); post, at 4 (criticizing the Court’s decision in Brnovich). Respect for precedent cannot be a one-way street.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM (IrYHD)
Do you mean that we've finally joined it, or finally realized we're in one, or....
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: The DNC at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (upeQk)
Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (oftw2)
Bennie Thompson
Hank Johnson
Jim Clyburn
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (V6W16)
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I wish.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in Buncombe County (Asheville) at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (XeU6L)
The Bear's a democrat, isn't he?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (HcfrK)
Has accuracy ever mattered to the Left?
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 12:20 PM (iXqHn)
@marceelias 1h
Today's VRA decision is intellectually dishonest and wrong. The conservatives basically said: Black people can vote for their preferred candidates, as long as they prefer the right candidates -- which will be Republicans.
An absolutely mockery of the law and stain on the court.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (diia5)
The upshot of Rucho was that, as far as federal law is concerned, a state legislature may use partisan advantage as a factor in redistricting. And litigants cannot circumvent that rule by dressing their political-gerrymandering claims in racial garb. Imposing liability “based on the racial effects of a political gerrymander in a jurisdiction in which race and partisan preference are very closely correlated . . . would, if accepted, provide a convenient way for future litigants and lower courts to sidestep our holding in Rucho that partisan gerrymandering claims are not justiciable in federal court.” Alexander, 602 U. S., at 21. “Instead of claiming that a State impermissibly set a target Republican-Democratic breakdown, a plaintiff could simply reverse-engineer the partisan data into racial data and argue that the State impermissibly set a particular [racial] target. Our decisions cannot be evaded with such ease.”
Smart guy that Alito. SCOTUS will be the poorer for it when he retires.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
Forced integration.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (yk/I+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
They need a 2A refresher.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (N8ZBc)
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As opposed to what was going on for the last 10 years?? You mean someone will attempt to assassinate the President and his cabinet? cut off funding to DHS and Secret Service to make it possible?? allow criminals to roam the street to inflict harm on regular citizens by blocking every attempt to bring law and order ? gerrymander the biggest (CA) and/or consequential (VA) states ...? My goodness ! that sounds horrible !
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (GD0B3)
Nothing but good news!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (YBtcQ)
@marceelias 1h
Today's VRA decision is intellectually dishonest and wrong. The conservatives basically said: Black people can vote for their preferred candidates, as long as they prefer the right candidates -- which will be Republicans.
An absolutely mockery of the law and stain on the court.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (diia5)
But it's ok when YOU do it, right asshole?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Why didn't the Supreme Court tackle the question of gerrymandering in the creation of districts for United States Senate seats?
-- Temu Obama, on the spectrum
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 12:22 PM (xG4kz)
As I explained more than 30 years ago, I would go further and hold that §2 of the Voting Rights Act does not regulate districting at all. See id., at 922–923. The relevant text prohibits States from imposing or applying a “voting qualification,” “prerequisite to voting,” or “standard, practice, or procedure,” in a manner that results in a denial or abridgement of the right to vote based on race. 52 U. S. C. §10301(a). How States draw district lines does not fall within any of those three categories. Holder, 512 U. S., at 922–923 (opinion of THOMAS, J.); Allen v. Milligan, 599 U. S. 1, 46 (2023) (THOMAS, J., dissenting). The words in §2 instead “reach only ‘enactments that regulate citizens’ access to the ballot or the processes for counting a ballot’; they
‘do not include a State’s . . . choice of one districting scheme over another.’” Ibid. (quoting Holder, 512 U. S., at 945 (opinion of THOMAS, J.)). Therefore, no §2 challenge to districting should ever succeed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:22 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Auspex
but I haven't master the HK slap yet... Fine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 12:22 PM (diia5)
Posted by: The Great Poof at April 29, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)
Lindsey Graham. Hopefully,he will come out soon!
Call me Lindsey baby!
Posted by: Barney Fag, Almost Dead But Not Yet at April 29, 2026 12:22 PM (QP+6w)
Nothing but good news!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2026 12:21 PM (YBtcQ)
I'm sorry, madam- I can't vote for Trump again...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in Buncombe County (Asheville) at April 29, 2026 12:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Auspex
It's just as outrageous as firing on Fort Sumter.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 12:23 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (jcC6S)
i was here when glorious not-skulls were dipped in pudding
and there were pictures of proof....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 29, 2026 12:23 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 12:23 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (oqH4h)
Hidden in these numbers is how many of the assassins and attempted assassins were Democrat commie shitstains.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (jcC6S)
Over and over, the dissent whines about how the Court is overturning the will of Congress. Yeah, bitch--laws written by Congress, no matter how much "will" is behind it, never override the Constitution.
And that's what today's decision states over and over: The VRA (and section 2) cannot override the 14th and 15th Amendments.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (tUP1A)
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No. No they did not.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (lIDr2)
Over and over, the dissent whines about how the Court is overturning the will of Congress. Yeah, bitch--laws written by Congress, no matter how much "will" is behind it, never override the Constitution.
And that's what today's decision states over and over: The VRA (and section 2) cannot override the 14th and 15th Amendments.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (tUP1A)
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The will of Congress in Section 2 of the VRA is so clear it took SCOTUS precedent Gingles to create the mandate of majority-minority districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (R/457)
The Tears of Rage streaming from the eyes of the Commie cocksuckers will be delicious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (yrIU/)
The entire solar system of The Left revolves around RACE.
Without the race 'sun' the Left ....cannot rule.
I've started watching Ken Burns' documentary on the Revolutionary War. It's generally okay, but I'd guess that at least 25-30% is spent on blacks and how the RW couldn't have succeeded without them. It is so damn tiresome. When it starts up, I just fast forward for 5-10 minutes to get to the stuff about the actual war.
PBS is like this in general. You'd never know it isn't still 1964.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)
If her cit gets revoked I won't be happy.
Whatever changes may come, it shouldn't revoke stuff from people who were following the laws at the time.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (nPsXq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (I2/7O)
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Could this be Justice Alito's swan song before retiring at the end of this term, allowing President Trump to name his replacement before the 2026 midterm elections?
He also has a forthcoming book scheduled for release this fall: "So Ordered: An Originalist’s View of the Constitution, Our Court, and Our Country."
I heard Mollie Hemingway interviewed last week about her book "Alito: The Justice Who Reshaped the Supreme Court and Restored the Constitution."
She mentioned two things: (1) there is some historical "white whale" SCOTUS decision that Alito wants to be able to help possibly overturn (sorry, can't recall which); and (2) there are three Justices on the right over age 70 now (obviously Thomas) but even Roberts (which I wasn't aware of).
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (VdTX+)
Ann Arbor removes 600 Neighborhood Crime Watch signs to be more "inclusive"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 12:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 12:26 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:26 PM (2GVsD)
The only blacks that got elected by Democrats initially were in majority black districts. White Republican districts voted for blacks.
Are Democrats afraid racist white Democrats won't vote for minorities?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:26 PM (jcC6S)
Hidden in these numbers is how many of the assassins and attempted assassins were Democrat commie shitstains.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:24 PM (jcC6S)
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Also, the one Democrat assassinated was either assassinated by a Marxist to his left, or a state with his party solely in power.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:26 PM (HcfrK)
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Probably not for most.
They have to complete the redistricting, survive the legal challenges, and complete the primaries all with about 90 day before early voting starts in the General Election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Skip
...they're going to fuck us somewhere else, aren't they?
Seriously, been a while since our old friend the pudding-dip skull stretched its legs. Good to see it.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: far cry at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (wXgT/)
He would likely be in favor of the act, but against racial gerrymandering.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (TVOOe)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)
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It's terrible to be bigoted against People of Crime!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Mississippi already announced redistricting special session. Louisiana must do it. Alabama is likely to. That leaves GA, SC, and NC if it wants to. Also protects preemptively Florida's redistricting. TN and MO have already maximized with Democrats only in urban districts. KC, St. Louis, and Memphis.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)
They have to complete the redistricting, survive the legal challenges, and complete the primaries all with about 90 day before early voting starts in the General Election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:27 PM (tUP1A)
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I've said for months, the big effect of this ruling will be in 2028.
However, it will dwarf in comparison to the 2032 redraw, especially assuming if Republicans hold onto the presidency and the Census Bureau.
Holy shit...Democrats will lost 30-40 seats in Congress and Electoral votes between now and the 2032 election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (R/457)
No doubt it’s been war for decades
And not sure this changes the House given the nature of GOPe squishes
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (IrYHD)
You all realize that this means war
I'm on it! That would be World War Twelve!
(* writes that in her "war tally" book)
-- Ilhan "Brofook" Omar, scribe of history
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (6ydKt)
Whole law should be ruled constitutional, null and void.
The idea of using skin color for special districts is just patently against basically everything that's in the Constitution.
Posted by: Sharpie at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (45fbL)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)
Can't wait for the Birthright Citizenship decision...
Is this just a bone they threw us to preserve the illegal alien spawning abomination????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (x0n13)
Florida police say Taco Bell employee shot at customers for putting soda into water cups
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (jcC6S)
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yup.
Force blue states to redistrict all of their minority-majority districts.
No strategy is more delightful than forcing your enemies to fight each other.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (tUP1A)
Apparently he has not stopped taking new clerks, so I anticipate it won't be until '27.
As much as I would hate to lose Thomas and Alito, we simply cannot risk a Ginsberg situation. They need to retire with enough time (and a GOP Senate) for Trump to name their replacements.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sharpie at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (45fbL)
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The majority-minority representation requirement isn't from Section 2 of the VRA, it's from SCOTUS precedent Gingles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (R/457)
@Breaking911 2h
A 23-year-old Chinese national was arrested in Tokyo’s Itabashi ward after striking two police officers with his car, leaving both seriously injured.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (diia5)
The catastrophe of judicial usurpation of legislative and executive power is brightly illustrated in the entire history of the VRA. Section 2 does in any way justify racial gerrymanders (which, separately, are abhorrent and unconstitutional in themselves).
The absurd self-regard and mumbo jumbo and toxic arrogance of the Legal Cult - empowered by supine legislatures and cowardly executives - have crippled this country in ways very few understand. Great to see small reversals of this long decline.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (U/Byj)
Is give crime a chance!
Posted by: Ann Arbor at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (HcfrK)
Look, let's not raise a fuss. Things are combustible enough as it is without lighting any matches. We'll think about it and get back to you in 2029.
/GOPe
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (HdYcL)
If her cit gets revoked I won't be happy.
Whatever changes may come, it shouldn't revoke stuff from people who were following the laws at the time.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (nPsXq)
Trump's executive order : “when that person’s mother was unlawfully present in the United States and the father was not a United States citizen or lawful permanent resident at the time of said person’s birth, or (2) when that person’s mother’s presence in the United States at the time of said person’s birth was lawful but temporary (such as, but not limited to, visiting the United States under the auspices of the Visa Waiver Program or visiting on a student, work, or tourist visa) and the father was not a United States citizen or lawful permanent resident at the time of said person’s birth.” I think your kid will be fine.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (b4LBp)
Those were fun times.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (rOERL)
Depends on the atmospherics. HF Morse should get through. UHF voice not so much.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (aqrdH)
He would likely be in favor of the act, but against racial gerrymandering.
Posted by: Joemarine
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The amendment was directed at preventing states from banning voters by race, not to provide secure districts for minorities.
The Court has long said that the emergency provisions of the VRA of 1965 could not be justified constitutionally any other way than being considered an 'emergency'. You cannot have a constitutional emergency that lasts in perpetuity.
Democrat justices are the ones that want to enshrine race in our color blind Constitution because it helps the Democrat party.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)
I don't know how instantly different the maps will be, but in the next few years, especially after the next census, this ruling will be catastrophic for the left.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (iNUL3)
You are correct IF we change the equation now—ie redistrict now according to the ruling. NOW. If not we run the chance of a catastrophic midterm—thank you very much MrThune and the do nothing RINO Senate which has demotivated core MAGA voters— —and then you can kiss the census and everything else good bye. So close but so far if we dont do the deed now. We are in a race for time and R governor/ legislative willpower to redistrict NOW!!!
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8sCs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (R/457)
Provided Republicans hold the White House for the term after this one.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (abIsI)
PBS is like this in general. You'd never know it isn't still 1964.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)
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I'm pretty sure that those blacks were mostly Somali, who after all "built the economy, the soul of this state ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)
I was actually hot back then.
Posted by: Norah O'Donnell at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (wXgT/)
Posted by: Because I was assured Nothing Will Happen at April 29, 2026 12:33 PM (P89uy)
Posted by: Norah O'Donnell at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (wXgT/)
The Wall is Undefeated.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:33 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 12:33 PM (oY6Yp)
This should pretty much put an end to the insane racist communist minority politician.
Thoooough, admittedly the insane racist communist minority teh ghey politician Barack Obama was elected by pretty much every group nationwide.
So, I guess we'll see.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 12:17 PM
Don't worry...Boston will make sure you always have Ayanna Pressley.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 12:33 PM (bFu5X)
Districts based on race are bad. But districts based on political persuasion are good? Like Virginia's.
I figure the left is figuring how to work that out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (2GVsD)
Florida police say Taco Bell employee shot at customers for putting soda into water cups
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)
Transition to a low trust society. Maybe we should not have normalized taking whatever you want in 2020.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (R/457)
Provided Republicans hold the White House for the term after this one.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:32 PM (iNUL3)
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Even with the Democrat Census Director intentionally tanking the 2020 census result, Democrats still lost seats. Right after Trump got cheating out of the presidency and the GOP was completely cowed.
So, there are limits to what finagling things can happen.
Plus, most of the 30-40 will probably come from state-level redrawing absent the GIngles requirement.
But yes, 2028 is actually the most important election in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (R/457)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Inogame at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
What I was thinking. Sure feels like the pattern. Though properly reworked, Congress...oh who am I fooling...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: pookysgirl really doesn't know at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Zhwbw)
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (YwEeS)
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)
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And Vance married a brown woman while Newsom married a blonde, white woman.
Obviously, the only logical choice is Newsom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (R/457)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (R/457)
Bring on the new era of "compasionate coservatism".
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (G4ajv)
WATCH: Mississippi middle school students take control of moving bus after driver passes out
https://is.gd/iWnnTG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)
In 2016? IIRC, she did a topless pic with pudding cup lids as pasties.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)
God was that Roberts?
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Sort of Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (W5mpo)
If he hit the target, I'd say he's ready for an Assistant Manager Position.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Because I was assured Nothing Will Happen at
it did happen, BUT...blah, blah, blah, it won't anyway, because, blah, blah, something
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (R/457)
I want so badly to roll my eyes at that.
But it really is. Just like 2024 was the most important. And just like 2016 was the most important.
Look how fucked things got with just a single (D) administration sprinkled in there.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (I2/7O)
Possibly 250 years. Their first flanking maneuver might have been the two-party system. That came before the first central bank, right?
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (upeQk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (HdYcL)
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Maxine Waters Hardest Hit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Based on their history, yes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)
There isn't a more homo term for a group of homos than groypers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Hope he puts it where many can see it
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (lIDr2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (2GVsD)
Apparently he has not stopped taking new clerks, so I anticipate it won't be until '27.
As much as I would hate to lose Thomas and Alito, we simply cannot risk a Ginsberg situation. They need to retire with enough time (and a GOP Senate) for Trump to name their replacements.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
Given that PDT saddled us with Coney Island whitefish and a wishy washy at best Gorsuch, I hope he has better advisers who will give us another Thomas or Scalia...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (x0n13)
Obviously, the only logical choice is Newsom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (R/457)
Anyone want a betting line on how many cocks have been run through Newsome's wife that aren't his?
Pool starts at 20+.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
Depends on the atmospherics. HF Morse should get through. UHF voice not so much.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (aqrdH)
Messages in Hell are transmitted through Demon Rape.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (R/457)
I wonder how many RINO's will be spawned?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
https://is.gd/iWnnTG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat
And now I'm driving the bus!
-Kramer
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
But it really is. Just like 2024 was the most important. And just like 2016 was the most important.
Look how fucked things got with just a single (D) administration sprinkled in there.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)
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There will be structural changes to the government in response to the 2028 election that will last a generation.
In comparison, 2026 is a fart in the wind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (R/457)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cGfrExozQ
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: pookysgirl really doesn't know at April 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Wt5PA)
It's completely legit to use partisan voting habits to draw districts.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (Zhwbw)
Posted by: dantesed
More breaking: Minnesota traffic court judge declares the SCOTUS itself as unconstitutional.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Because I was assured Nothing Will Happen at
A supreme court decision is not the arrest of treasonous bastards for destroying the country from within, but nice try.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (lK3xd)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (rOERL)
During my brief stint in fast food (and this was in the early 90s) I wanted to shoot some fuckers. And that was before everyone went stupid and insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
Look how fucked things got with just a single (D) administration sprinkled in there.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
-- Preznint Otto Penn
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (xG4kz)
Pool starts at 20+.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
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The only important one is Weinstein's.
She was so enthusiastic in her sexual relationship with Weintsein that the jury didn't believe her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (2GVsD)
You hope he aims at his own temple and not at Trump!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: birddog at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (s5LY2)
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (upeQk)
Democrat justices are the ones that want to enshrine race in our color blind Constitution because it helps the Democrat party.
Want to have some fun? Ask a liberal when it will be time to get rid of affirmative action.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (diia5)
1. He is staunchly conservative and respects the Constitution as written.
2. He does not have verbal diarrhea. His concurrence was one paragraph, and a bitch-slap to boot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (n9ltV)
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
Posted by: Axeman
Speaking of silhouettes . . .
These prep school students can't read this basic sentence 😭
https://is.gd/iweIBL
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)
If I understand, the ruling kind of requires it. Blue states will stonewall. Justify. Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: alpine_beer at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (van9r)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (lIDr2)
She was so enthusiastic in her sexual relationship with Weintsein that the jury didn't believe her.
Lil Harvey just felt different from any of the members of the other directors I slept with and trust me I had most of them
Posted by: Mrs Newsome at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:28 PM (R/457)
I wonder how many RINO's will be spawned?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
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Many.
The RINO will never go extinct.
However, what wins things is a new elite. And our new elite is being followed by Vance and Rubio, not HW Bush.
This revival of the Republican Party will last longer than Reagan's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (R/457)
JK, I was ALWAYS ok with it.
Posted by: A Fair Trade Off at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (Qx+VI)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (b4LBp)
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There's always one.
/Good question. Presumably lawsuits, but not sure what enforcement mechanisms exist if state legislatures just give the SCOTUS and the law the middle finger (all too common these days). Sounds insurrection-y -- maybe the Executive Branch, charged with enforcing the law -- invades and takes over, turning those states into de facto territories with military governors?
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (VdTX+)
he's amazing
I so wish he could be Chief Justice at least a little bit before he retires!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (j+aD2)
2. He does not have verbal diarrhea. His concurrence was one paragraph, and a bitch-slap to boot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (n9ltV)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cGfrExozQ
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (W5mpo)
The sheer panic and lack of knowing what to do on Mike Wallace's face is priceless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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Majority Minority districts came about because the DoJ during the Reagan Bush years decided that was a tactic for the GOP to gain seats in the South. Drawing upon the disparate impact precedents, the DoJ constructed the idea that proportional representation of a minority population was required. That in turn, destroyed moderate Blue Dogs as you had either distinctly white, or black predominate majority districts in the state legislatures as well as the congressional districts. Civil Rights Division (which were race libs) came up with the idea but the top mgmt at DoJ embraced it (and the CRD implemented some of Lani Guinier ideas on representation).
It was related to preclearance under the Emergency provisions of the VRA which were still in effect and extended by Congress several times.
Once the machine started, the new black Democrats obviously were not going to upset the apple cart as it would abolish their districts. So it destroyed moderate Southern Dems to the benefit of very liberal blacks in urban areas and white GOP candidates.
Gingles ratified it.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aliss at April 29, 2026 12:40 PM (hANdZ)
They can vote for the candidate they want. That is all that voting requires. That your vote was for the losing candidate doesn't disenfranchise you
The biggest effect of this will be fewer hate-filled, corrupt racist thugs in Congress.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 29, 2026 12:40 PM (FAj1O)
She was so enthusiastic in her sexual relationship with Weintsein that the jury didn't believe her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:37 PM (R/457)
In California. That IS an accomplishment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)
I know that's difficult to understand but I have an advantage because I was a math major. /.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 12:40 PM (ZWpzy)
PBS is like this in general. You'd never know it isn't still 1964.
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I watched a little bit of that last night. There was a portion that was devoted to how the British treated the "native Americans" quite cordially and fair, while the evil Colonists tricked, abused and effectively genocided them.
Posted by: Wilbur at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (9XjuI)
TBH I do feel sorry for Reiner, he failed completely and utterly as a parent.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (3ZUWJ)
I'm not sure Germany uses a lot of pudding in their recipes. Cream, sure, but probably not pudding.
Posted by: pookysgirl misses her German grandma's cakes at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (b4LBp)
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There's always one.
/Good question. Presumably lawsuits, but not sure what enforcement mechanisms exist if state legislatures just give the SCOTUS and the law the middle finger (all too common these days). Sounds insurrection-y -- maybe the Executive Branch, charged with enforcing the law -- invades and takes over, turning those states into de facto territories with military governors?
Posted by: ShainS
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Lawsuits over districts go to three judge panels composed of district court judges. They have the power themselves to draw districts under existing law and precedent and decisions can be appealed directly to Scotus. Callais is such a case.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)
And she is the best that Gavin could marry? Geez.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)
This revival of the Republican Party will last longer than Reagan's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (R/457)
That's good news.
Maybe some of that spirit can be 'exported.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)
It shouldn't have any effect, but they had to see how insane the left has gone and the lengths they are going to in order to regain power.
Posted by: Thatch at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (7HCLI)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (rOERL)
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*At Waffle House
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (oqH4h)
This revival of the Republican Party will last longer than Reagan's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (R/457)
That's good news.
Maybe some of that spirit can be 'exported.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)
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If Trump had kept Pence, there'd be a much higher chance of the party going RINO almost immediately.
But Vance was a fuck you to the establishment that demanded Pence.
Vance is legit more anti-immigrant than Trump is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (R/457)
If that big blue chancre inside of South Carolina goes, it's bye-bye Jim Clyburn.
The man who gave us Sleepy Joe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)
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Clyburn did nothing.
Biden was winning every single SC primary poll by dozens of points for a year before Clyburn endorsed him.
Biden being Obama's VP won him SC. Clyburn playing catchup did nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:11 PM (R/457)
Am I remembering correctly that in exchange for his 'help', Bidden promised Clyburn something - either name a black female running mate or black female SC justice?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (QGaXH)
BurtTC taught me that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (R/457)
So what conspiracy was behind this ruling?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (r5cGh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Norm "little man" Eisen at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (G4ajv)
I read somewhere (or maybe it was a post here) that Trump has had it with the Federalist Society's list, and will be going for much more clearly conservative choices from now on.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (Vpqw1)
Yeah I live in New England. My vote hasn't matter for a federal office in years - the last R NH rep was 10 year ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (QGaXH)
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Biden did kiss the ring and promised the black female VP.
But just because establishment pols believe something doesn't mean it's true.
They're like movie executives. They don't actually understand anything they control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (R/457)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 12:35 PM (rOERL)
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*At Waffle House
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (oqH4h)
Good marksmanship would make her a Waffle House 9.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)
I suggest he use Thomas (once he retires) as the head of his search committee.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (j+aD2)
When Roberts is convicted of child molestation!
By the way The Ranstead Room was great! Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
BurtTC taught me that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (R/457)
So what conspiracy was behind this ruling?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (r5cGh)
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The judiciary never gives up power, so this is only empowering the judiciary meaning that we have only increased the judiciary's power and we're all going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (R/457)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (n9ltV)
But just the tip.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: alpine_beer at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (van9r)
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I think he got banned. Maybe flounced? It's been awhile ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (VdTX+)
For decades blacks in MS were bussed from one place to another. Paid under the table.
My elderly mother would overhear some black ladies discussing voting for their sister at the poll.
Don't get me wrong, there are great black people my family knows and I was not raised in entrenched racism and hatred. The inner cities are one thing, the country people in the rural areas are another type of white and blacks who look out for each other.
This is why I was never surprised at the bs that went on in big blue cities with illegals, as it's been done by Dimmycrats for decades.
Turning the red state of MS redder by wiping out the Delta is going to sting. LA is worse in corruption.
The shrunken blue pocket of Georgia (Atlanta...an airport I try to avoid) is not surprising.
Read today that Dims in the House in FL screamed about the ruling.
Wonderful 4 burning skulls plus a pudding cup, Ace!
Maybe today Comey will be arrested and wrapped in a mylar sheet and my day will be complete!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aliss at April 29, 2026 12:40 PM (hANdZ)
Elections having consequences is absolutely good and absolutely should be encouraged. It is impossible to further divide the country.
Half of it believes losing an election is justification to start killing people.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (iNUL3)
It wasn't racist Republicans trying to keep blacks from electing a black Democrat candidate--it was racist Democrats trying to prevent blacks from electing a black Democrat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (tUP1A)
Half of it believes losing an election is justification to start killing people.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (iNUL3)
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ASS should object to the gerrymandering in Illinois.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (R/457)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (YwEeS)
That may be so, but if it is, it settles the question. Now we can turn our attention to passing a Constitutional Amendment to rectumfy the shituation. That is, an amendment clearly defining who is a citizen 'by birth'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (QGaXH)
PBS is like this in general. You'd never know it isn't still 1964.
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I watched a little bit of that last night. There was a portion that was devoted to how the British treated the "native Americans" quite cordially and fair, while the evil Colonists tricked, abused and effectively genocided them.
Posted by: Wilbur
Look for the older and far superior Liberty!, The American Revolution by Thomas Fleming, an actual historian. Shown on PBS in 1997 originally and then the History Channel back in the day and Fleming wrote a book. Far better than Ken Burns crapola techniques which are dated and woke nowadays.
Fleming was not a woke historian but a genuine American treasure who could write historical novels and straight history in a clear and concise way. Died in the last couple of years but had a very long and productive career.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (n9ltV)
But just the tip.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I think you're doing it wrong...
-Mrs Newsome
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
I suggest he use Thomas (once he retires) as the head of his search committee.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)
THIS. 1000x this. It's how most people get jobs anyway; recommendations from inside the institution.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (gnui0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
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It's just whatever emotional outburst they can no longer keep behind the tissue paper that is their emotional restraint.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (HcfrK)
Stephen King Trashes Trump’s Call to Fire Jimmy Kimmel: “People Who Live in Glass Houses Shouldn’t Throw S***”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 12:42 PM (r5cGh)
To give SCOTUS cover to fuck Trump on birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (iNUL3)
What a political hack.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (YwEeS)
That may be so, but if it is, it settles the question. Now we can turn our attention to passing a Constitutional Amendment to rectumfy the shituation. That is, an amendment clearly defining who is a citizen 'by birth'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (QGaXH)
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I doubt the decision will require that much action.
More likely, it'll be, "Congress needs to make this clear since it's under its authority to outline citizenship requirements."
Then we get to have the cloture arguments again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (R/457)
Posted by: free the expo 67! at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: alpine_beer at April 29, 2026 12:38 PM (van9r)
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I think he got banned. Maybe flounced? It's been awhile ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:44 PM (VdTX+)
I always thought Burt was ok- if contrarian. IIRC, whatever happened in a thread I wasn't on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
The IHOP front will be tough to conquer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (jcC6S)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (gu0hJ)
he's amazing
I so wish he could be Chief Justice at least a little bit before he retires!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:39 PM (j+aD2)
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THIS!
Release the
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (VdTX+)
I always thought Burt was ok- if contrarian. IIRC, whatever happened in a thread I wasn't on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
I believe he pissed off the boss.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (abIsI)
8 years of Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, perhaps Zeldin or even Huckabee-Sanders 32-40 years should go a long way in curing the cancer.
I can dream, can't I?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (x0n13)
She's on the losing side so doesn't matter, but I don't understand what Kagan means by partisan gerrymander.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (YwEeS)
That may be so, but if it is, it settles the question. Now we can turn our attention to passing a Constitutional Amendment to rectumfy the shituation. That is, an amendment clearly defining who is a citizen 'by birth'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:45 PM (QGaXH)
THIS. And the greater part is that the fight for this amendment will wipe more Dems out of government. We are on the 80 side of this 80/20 issue.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (gnui0)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (2ap+5)
8 years of Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, perhaps Zeldin or even Huckabee-Sanders 32-40 years should go a long way in curing the cancer.
I can dream, can't I?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (x0n13)
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8 years of aggressive deportation operations will do a lot on its own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (R/457)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (R/457)
Turned on by other men. And himself.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (jcC6S)
I don't get it. What's to keep Democrats from doing what they've done recently in California, Illinois, Virginia etc. "to balance" republican gerrymandering -- as Eric Holder would put it
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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I'm a li'l confused myself. The decision still lets states district by political affiliation, and that's an easy shortcut to racial districting, isn't it? Just like our finer universities now advising prospective DEI students to include "hints" in their personal statements, or taking their location into consideration (South Side of Chicago, anyone?).
But I really have a shallow understanding of this decision. I'm in favor of the Thomas scheme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (x0n13)
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss a
I commuted to that shithole for 10 years. It is indeed a shithole and I worked uptown.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (I2/7O)
Sam Alito is the consequential Supreme Court justice of the last half century
Posted by: alanon at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (jHMkm)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (lIDr2)
It wasn't racist Republicans trying to keep blacks from electing a black Democrat candidate--it was racist Democrats trying to prevent blacks from electing a black Democrat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Historically correct. There were hardly any GOP members around in the South after Reconstruction. A few state representatives in the Appalachians now and again in VA, NC, and GA.
Had to compile the data for a prof that I worked for as an research assistant. In the sixties, you began to see a few GOP congress and state reps/senators in new suburban districts around cities and this increased modestly by the 70's. It was really the Reagan Bush DoJ though that killed the S. Democrat rule over Dixie with majority minority districts being pushed in preclearance under the Voting Rights Act emergency clause.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss
The one at the western tip is Asheville.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 12:15 PM (0U5gm)
If it's in the middle it's probably Chapel Hill and Durham, home to UNC and Duke Univ.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (QGaXH)
Been seeing all the leftist drones insisting studies show the "vast majority" of violence comes from the right.
It's obvious they haven't read any of those studies or they wouldn't be so quick to point to them.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (lK3xd)
Not sure if 40 years in the political wilderness will cure the Democrat Party. But it would ruin the GOP.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (gu0hJ)
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You could fret, "but what if this forces the Dems to be more centrist and competitive?"
Except ...
Look how they have destroyed their entertainment empire rather than cede an inch to the center.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (x0n13)
The seething over there must be epic today.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (O7YUW)
But they are apparently on Day 6 of server issues with the site all wonky. LOLOLOLOL
That's a shame....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (Sco7b)
More likely, it'll be, "Congress needs to make this clear since it's under its authority to outline citizenship requirements."
Then we get to have the cloture arguments again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (R/457)
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I agree with this. My guess is that SCOTUS issues a narrow ruling that just says "No the Prez can't say what a natural born citizen is via Executive Order" and punt it back to Congress to deal with the actual question.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 12:50 PM (oqH4h)
Fleming was not a woke historian but a genuine American treasure who could write historical novels and straight history in a clear and concise way.
I concur. I've read three of his books:
The Perils of Peace: America's Struggle for Survival After Yorktown
The Great Divide: The Conflict between Washington and Jefferson that Defined a Nation
The New Dealers' War: Franklin D. Roosevelt and the War Within World War II
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)
But I really have a shallow understanding of this decision. I'm in favor of the Thomas scheme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 12:48 PM (n7rxJ)
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South Carolina doesn't need to keep a special district for James Clyburn.
Sure, MA can keep doing whatever it does, but SC doesn't have to anymore.
That's the difference.
For decades. Democrats have gotten free seats in Congress in Republican dominated states that they otherwise wouldn't get.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:50 PM (R/457)
That would be orgasmatronic!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (x0n13)
You asked for it...........
https://youtu.be/FroqNkT0vNg
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
‘do not include a State’s . . . choice of one districting scheme over another.’” Ibid. (quoting Holder, 512 U. S., at 945 (opinion of THOMAS, J.)). Therefore, no §2 challenge to districting should ever succeed.
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What a wonderful Justice he is. Solid as can be. I really enjoyed watching the biopic on him In his Own Words. Was a flaming angry liberal in college. Got his mind right.
Posted by: simplemind at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Add in aggressive employer arrests and the complete clamping down of remittances and we'll see lines at the border going south.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (gu0hJ)
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But you can still paddle-board it around the Western Pacific and Philippine Sea during your retirement!
/I asked the wifey "Wasn't Guam part of The Pacific [implied "Theater"] during WWII?" To which she replied "It moved?"
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)
That'll do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (bss/y)
Except ...
Look how they have destroyed their entertainment empire rather than cede an inch to the center.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (tUP1A)
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We're more likely to see the party split rather than moderate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (R/457)
Ergo, by his admission, it was partly done for racial gerrymandering, which is now Unconstitutional.
Get this back into court.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (mP0Kj)
I always thought Burt was ok- if contrarian. IIRC, whatever happened in a thread I wasn't on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
I believe he pissed off the boss.
Posted by: Sponge
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Directly challenging him. Same with Y5/C5 and Scogi Dogi. Ace's place, Ace's rules. Contrarians inevitably piss off enough people that they get driven off discussion boards, I've seen it happen again and again. And they don't seem to be able to control it.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (O7YUW)
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Democracy in action!
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)
Does this mean that James Clyburn could lose his seat?!
That would be orgasmatronic!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (x0n13)
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In 2028, assuming the SC GOP is the littlest bit ruthless.
Which is honestly an open question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (2ap+5)
Except ...
Look how they have destroyed their entertainment empire rather than cede an inch to the center.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (tUP1A)
Centrist means Spanberger. That is they lie harder, louder and longer before stealing the election and removing the mask.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)
Or quote Queensrÿche lyrics.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)
Well, out ladies do not have dicks. So they improvised with other external sexual characteristics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (abIsI)
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In that case, I might go down to the border and sell maps to The Darian Gap.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)
Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 12:51 PM (EJWxb)
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But they didn't really try in 2024, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (R/457)
Even without USAID money, don't underestimate the amount of racial outrage and rioting that will be ginned up from this, and the inevitable "concern" from rino grift monkeys.
*Note the term "monkey" in this context cannot possibly be associated with Valarie Jarrett.
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (DECkL)
When your skull is flaming you don't ask questions about what was in the pudding before you got there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (+9wcF)
Ergo, by his admission, it was partly done for racial gerrymandering, which is now Unconstitutional.
Get this back into court.
Posted by: Romeo13
And not eliminating section 2 wholly will allow for these types of lawsuits.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (I2/7O)
How the Supreme Court’s Voting Rights Ruling Could Be Felt in the Midterms
Democrats will lose at least one blue-leaning district in Louisiana, and Florida is drawing a redder map. South Carolina, Tennessee and Missouri could try to draw new maps before voting begins.
It's like Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (j+aD2)
It only made empire building possible. It's a miracle that now at least in federal cases it's gone.
Posted by: PJ at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (+jscL)
House, perhaps, but Senate, no. Pre-17th Amendment.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (lIDr2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (x0n13)
Yeah, she is not an outlier but rather what I think the type of candidate they want to run everywhere.
1) Run as a centrist.
2) Cheat if you have to.
3) Lock down any investigation.
4) Go full commie.
5) Enshrine dem rule by any means fair and foul so nothing can ever be reversed.
See: Washington, California, Colorado, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Constantly pawing through my garbage. They are attracted to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in Buncombe County (Asheville) at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 12:52 PM (2ap+5)
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"Reich-Wing Neo-Nazi Racist Justices Seize, Pounce, and Spit On Blacks! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Archimedes
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The New Dealer' War was more damning than Amith Schlaes book Forgotten Man on FDR. Absolutely devastating by being totally fair and objective in analyzing that old bastard's missteps and poor decision making. Polemics and hagiographies eventually get forgotten but devastating objective and fair treatments (like Caro's of LBJ) permanent leave a mark.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)
Trump is the man. Without him, none of this is possible. Thank you God
Posted by: Jmel at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (rkK33)
The seething over there must be epic today.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 12:49 PM (O7YUW)
He switched over to Reddit.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 12:56 PM (iXqHn)
Will this slow my progress towards becoming New Jersey?
Posted by: Virginia at April 29, 2026 12:56 PM (P89uy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2026 12:56 PM (+9wcF)
That's why being a controlled contrarian is so fun. Not that I would know.
The ones who come here to do it are working out mental shit on everyone here. We all do that to some extent or other but they make an art of it. Makes them easy prey. I mean... friends.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:56 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (j+aD2)
It only made empire building possible. It's a miracle that now at least in federal cases it's gone.
Posted by: PJ
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It applies. If a state cannot discriminate on the basis of race either positively or negatively, then state legislatures too cannot be skewed by racial considerations in drafting their district lines.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)
Apparently the ad service didn't need to remind me about a weird trick for instant erections because flaming skulls and pudding cups is up. AI is improving....
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Sco7b)
From Hippo's quote of Alito in #124:
Alito (yeah, we're not playing the "cry racism" game anymore):
The upshot of Rucho was that, as far as federal law is concerned, a state legislature may use partisan advantage as a factor in redistricting. And litigants cannot circumvent that rule by dressing their political-gerrymandering claims in racial garb. Imposing liability “based on the racial effects of a political gerrymander in a jurisdiction in which race and partisan preference are very closely correlated . . . would, if accepted, provide a convenient way for future litigants and lower courts to sidestep our holding in Rucho that partisan gerrymandering claims are not justiciable in federal court.” Alexander, 602 U. S., at 21. “Instead of claiming that a State impermissibly set a target Republican-Democratic breakdown, a plaintiff could simply reverse-engineer the partisan data into racial data and argue that the State impermissibly set a particular [racial] target. Our decisions cannot be evaded with such ease.”
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (EJWxb)
That reminds me. Are dog catchers really elected or is that just a job?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
When you are unpredictable it tends to unnerve.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (jcC6S)
hmm looks like a name for the new ballroom is being floated ...
Kirk Ballroom
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:54 PM (j+aD2)
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I'd say the Ballroom naming competition has hit a Turning Point ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:53 PM (R/457)
I will admit this is a fly in my reasoning. 2020 was obviously stolen, I think even you agree on that. The only thing I figure is the peculiar circumstances of the Covidicy combined with GOPe doing literally nothing to push back because they wanted trump out as well.
It still bothers me because we have not fixed the underlying issues. Voter ID. Election integrity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2026 12:55 PM (Q+gd/)
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No, then it is discriminating race.
Our laws aren't supposed to discriminate on the basis of race or ethnicity.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)
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Thanks for puttin' me to that knowledge, whig.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:59 PM (VdTX+)
If VA had followed the rules in the enactment, their new map would be Constitutional.
Districting for extreme partisan advantage is not unconstitutional.
But now, Republicans get to do the same in red states.
And Dems have no more seats to gain in blue states.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:59 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:59 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 01:00 PM (0Htd1)
It still bothers me because we have not fixed the underlying issues. Voter ID. Election integrity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
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The RNC gave Democrats the win. That's the explanation.
In 2020 and 2022, under Ronna McDaniel, the RNC was more concerned with corruption and playing nice with Democrats in the hope that a post-Trump Republican Party would be treated nicer by Democrats.
Trump finally got McDaniel fired and replaced by Lara Trump and Michael Whatley. They actively worked to stymie Democrat efforts at cheating.
Election night 2024, Philadelphia tried to shut down counting at about 10pm. The RNC immediately sued and Philadelphia kept counting (Trump won the state by pure coincidence).
The story of the 2020 and 2022 cheats isn't that Democrats got real good at it, but that Republicans actively helped make it happen.
2 years of DOJ lawsuits on voter rolls will do more
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:00 PM (R/457)
Posted by: nurse ratched
++++
We're still waiting for a sonorous intonation.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (P89uy)
But now, Republicans get to do the same in red states.
And Dems have no more seats to gain in blue states.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 12:59 PM (tUP1A)
"And Dems have no more seats to gain in blue states."
This is the crux of everything. The Dem seats are maxxed out. They're at their ceiling. The right hasn't yet begun to seriously consider how to maximize theirs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (iNUL3)
loving this
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 29, 2026 12:59 PM (j+aD2)
We need to enjoy days like today. I mean really enjoy them.
Making every day feel like bad times is part of the psy op we live under.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (GD0B3)
The ones who come here to do it are working out mental shit on everyone here. We all do that to some extent or other but they make an art of it. Makes them easy prey. I mean... friends.
Posted by: ...
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One should always indicate clearly if they are being casus diaboli aka Devil's Advocates. Easy way to do that is what Liaison to Reddit/Dem Underground does.
And not challenge teh bosses of the blog/mods when they tell you to stop whatever it is that annoys them. Their house, their rules. Only stupid people think that others have to provide them with a forum unhindered by moderation so they can work out their personal problems online.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)
It's obvious they haven't read any of those studies or they wouldn't be so quick to point to them.
Posted by: Erebus-
When you call hispanic gang crime and mohammedan terrorist attacks right wing crime, you can barely eek out a win for right wing crime. Of course these are lies.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (0U5gm)
And Kamala's absolute idiocy muted the desires of some leftwing insiders to give her the 120% fraud effort she needed.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (P89uy)
In sepulchral tones.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (iNUL3)
Frank announced on Tuesday that he was entering hospice care. He's suffering from congestive heart failure and doesn't have long to live.
Frank has written a book that's bound to make waves with his own party. He says progressive Democrats have “embraced an agenda that goes beyond what’s politically acceptable.”
“Until we separate ourselves from that agenda, we don’t win,” he said in an interview with Politico on Tuesday.
https://is.gd/0gM9bx
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO DO!!!!!!
Posted by: The reasonable, open minded, well mannered Left at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: runner
The smart money is on Kagan.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (0U5gm)
She admitted in her ads she worked for the CIA.
Surprisingly, a lot of Virginians thought that was a positive.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (jo6FO)
Also if a White Aryan nation member in prison beats up a Hispanic Latin Kings member that's right wing political violence or something.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (L9EgK)
They can't use race as a parameter for making a nutty district anymore. And their current maps for Illinois and MA already do that.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (8avO+)
And Kamala's absolute idiocy muted the desires of some leftwing insiders to give her the 120% fraud effort she needed.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
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This is nonsense.
They tore up every rulebook and cheated in the open to steal the election for Joe Fucking Biden knowing that the president is a figurehead. His idiocy didn't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (R/457)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The Supreme Court made a decision.
It's not like anyone from the Owebama or Biden administrations have been held accountable or anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
The right hasn't yet begun to seriously consider how to maximize theirs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (iNUL3)
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"And we won't!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (I2/7O)
Every leftard statistic is a lie.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:03 PM (jcC6S)
And if you think they could
The chances are their chances are awfully good
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 01:03 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: runner
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It was pretty clear from the oral arguments and prior decisions on cases like the Texas redistricting that this was coming. Yet, I am sure that Action Jackson's or the rest of the leftist coven on the Scotus would have no problem leaking it.
Apparently this decision was delayed because the leftist judges were dragging their feet on the dissent so that it could not apply to existing elections in 2026.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)
It’s not a guarantee this will pass again.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 01:03 PM (EJWxb)
- District Judges
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (G0f6l)
Democrats stopped being responsive in any way to their voters after getting Barky installed.
But they've done ok politically since then, mostly since the votes counted for Dem pols have less and less reflected the votes of actual citizens.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
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did it work ?
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)
PA Supreme Court Ruling- Election Cast Vote Records (CVR) Must Be Made Public – VerityVote & Plaintiffs Win
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (abIsI)
But they've done ok politically since then, mostly since the votes counted for Dem pols have less and less reflected the votes of actual citizens.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
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Obama actually originally campaigned on W being too easy on illegal immigrants.
He changed his tune after 2010 for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (R/457)
Here you go. I go slumming enough and like to make myself moderately useful by reporting back.
Here's from the Democratic Underground post. These are the links to their comments....you can still almost taste the tears...
I'm glad as fuck it's here because I missed the first post.
We need to rally back with new justices and come back with.
The "Shit 6" always making the wrong fucking decisions.
It's the right decision.
We have GOT TO get rid of the republicans on THIS supreme court.
Makes me want to leave this place.
A wonderfully written dissent. Thank you Justice Kagan.
Their "basis" is bullshit!
"We had a Black president. What more do you want?"
Almost everyday this court proves how they.
The six are the modern version of the judges in.
"deals blow" is an understatement.
So many of us here. remember when the VRA passed.
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:04
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Wow is that funny.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (HDCzg)
WASHINGTON — King Charles III presented President Trump with the bell from a World War II-era British submarine — dubbed the HMS Trump — at the White House state dinner Tuesday, where the two leaders bonded over highs and lows of the centuries-long US-UK relationship.
The shiny brass bell bearing Trump’s name and 1944, the year the submarine left a UK shipyard, was part of a vessel that played “a critical role during the war in the Pacific,” according to the king.
https://is.gd/DTNK7B
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: mindful webworker - stickler for silliness at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (jcC6S)
"What's wrong with that?" - Dominion Voting Systems
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (2ocoG)
And Kamala's absolute idiocy muted the desires of some leftwing insiders to give her the 120% fraud effort she needed.
==
Yes. Biden zombies didnt like the way he was treated and were lukewarm at best on the slag from Cali. They still hated Trump, but they did not have the usual ardor for Harris. She was less popular than anticipated with certain demographics. The AWFls still lined up for her.
Posted by: The reasonable, open minded, well mannered Left at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 12:56 PM (iXqHn)
Didn't DU kick him out? From what I understand the banhammer swings freely on that site.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (G4ajv)
The Black Congressional Caucus is preparing a successionist manifesto, unironically
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)
Good.
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (G0f6l)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 01:06 PM (74zY1)
On a daily basis there is a news story about some urban yute shooting someone a few months after being arrested, and released, for having an illegal gun.
Meanwhile those Bubbas living in the sticks have arsenals and all they do are shoot local varmints...so obviously you have to put Bubba in prison to stop "gun violence"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)
It's obvious they haven't read any of those studies or they wouldn't be so quick to point to them.
Posted by: Erebus-
When you call hispanic gang crime and mohammedan terrorist attacks right wing crime, you can barely eek out a win for right wing crime. Of course these are lies.
Posted by: Thomas Paine"
One trick they used years ago was some biker that was in prison got in a fight which was labeled right wing violence. Probably every time he git in a fight counted.
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2026 01:06 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 01:06 PM (V6W16)
I hadn't noticed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)/i]
So, you're already on vacation, then?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 29, 2026 01:07 PM (P89uy)
Posted by: RI Red at April 29, 2026 01:07 PM (ohwFg)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
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Thanks. I had read that, but I just re-read it and now it makes sense after all the other intervening comments. Basically, you can't use race as an excuse to object to a map that was actually made for politics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 01:05 PM
Well...bye.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (bFu5X)
“Until we separate ourselves from that agenda, we don’t win,” he said in an interview with Politico on Tuesday.
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Wait. Barney Frank is now the voice of reason?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 29, 2026 01:07 PM (P89uy)/i]
F*ckity f*ck f*ckin' f*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Cherelle Parker at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:07 PM
Noon tomorrow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Other than Virginia, I think they have already done this in every blue state.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (ZxPkt)
He changed his tune after 2010 for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:04 PM (R/457)
The left still lies and says Obama deported more people than any other president. Because he redefined what the word deportation meant. Under his reign, someone caught at the border and sent back was reclassified as a deportation. Which goosed up the numbers bigly. Meanwhile actual deportations fell to almost zero.
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (G0f6l)
Go ask the average Dem voter in 2006 what they wanted for the future.
It looks nothing like today's D party.
I assume Barney's book points that out.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)
Well, he's dying, so...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (iNUL3)
This will create larger riots in minority neighborhoods than the normal riots.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (OZ4bh)
“Until we separate ourselves from that agenda, we don’t win,” he said in an interview with Politico on Tuesday.
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Wait. Barney Frank is now the voice of reason?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM
Translation: Stop saying the quiet part out loud, idiots!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ShainS
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Before the court of appeals, multi judge panels were used for all appellate matters; after 1896, they were used where state laws were declared unconstitutional.
We should actually go back to that along with direct appeals involved so that the decisions binding to one state are binding precedent to another.
That in part is how the massive resistance to Scotus on integration failed. The district judge panels ruled, Scotus affirmed or reversed, then those binding precedents were enforced on other states doing the same crap. Reason Democrats abolished most of it aside from voting districts in 1976.
Basically panels of judges for unconstitutionality removes the stupidity and partisanship of one judge and it would also force Scotus to make a ruling immediately by bypassing the Courts of Appeals on such matters.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:01 PM (jcC6S)
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Like a second pudding cup!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)
Losing a national election despite cheating your ass off and scripting your preferred candidate to the nomination with the entire media, Hollywood, academia, and the intelligence community behind you twice, tends to clarify the mind.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (I2/7O)
If...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)
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Funny because its true. And, a lot more concise than Franks book no doubt.
Posted by: Not a book club discussion but at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)
Yes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Concerned Viewer at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (oftw2)
2 years of DOJ lawsuits on voter rolls will do more
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:00 PM (R/457)
In the 2018 midterms, Paul Ryan and his allies openly sabotaged the election in order to put Pelosi in the Speaker's chair.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (rGqqI)
It’s not a guarantee this will pass again.
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It won't.
And it probably would not have if they had followed the rules this time.
Note: one of the bigger issues is, they lied to the Republicans to get the special session:
1/3 +1 is all that's needed--which Rs have more than enough to do.
Dems said, "we're only going to do budget issues"
Then instantly added redistricting to the agenda.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (et1vG)
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Speaking of the voice of reason . . .
“The View” Backs Navarro’s Gun Law Push After Trump Assassination Attempt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch The Bitch MCconnel at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)
The purple dino did that? On a kids' show?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: KSB at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (I23BN)
They better hurry. Shatner is WAY old.
Posted by: Concerned Viewer at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (oftw2)
Will Shat.
He wants you to poop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
It looks nothing like today's D party.
I assume Barney's book points that out.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Democrats don't care what their voters think, silly goose
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: sifty boones at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (OZ4bh)
Has anyone said Jim Crow yet?
The packing of the Supreme Court is going to happen if the dems ever get control of the White House again. GUARANTEED
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:02 PM (I2/7O)
Needed a Civil war to do the one split that happened. A reason WVA was so pissed was VA gerrymandered the state so that inland areas had virtual no representation in state matters relative to the current population.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:09 PM (ynpvh)
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We should be able to!!!
Our system sucks!!
Posted by: Another Dem at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (wTZkm)
S.S. Our Democracy reported torpedoed
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (GD0B3)
Is it boobs or balls that we dip into pudding cups?
Or is it both?
Posted by: RI Red
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You have both?
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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oh right
that 'international law' the progs are always citing
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 01:10 PM
Yes. Pretending that he had no idea that his live-in gay escort lover was running a gay escort service out of his house.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (wTZkm)/i]
*peeks in*
*waves*
Posted by: Stephen Colbert at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
2 years of DOJ lawsuits on voter rolls will do more
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:00 PM (R/457)
In the 2018 midterms, Paul Ryan and his allies openly sabotaged the election in order to put Pelosi in the Speaker's chair.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (rGqqI)
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Also true.
The GOP has been actively trying to "win by losing" for years.
All this does is lead to losing.
However, the biggest loser ends up being the party leaders who try it because they push out their most loyal congressmen while the upstart taking over the party has an easier time of filling those seats with loyalists.
It's honestly how Gaetz was able to get rid of McCarthy. There were simply not enough McCarthy loyalists in the very thin GOP majority to stop a small group of upstarts from causing trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (R/457)
The packing of the Supreme Court is going to happen if the dems ever get control of the White House again. GUARANTEED
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (IifOV)
Don't see how if the current Court rules against it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner
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Probably for Georgia. Not so for Florida and Mississippi which already have scheduled sessions for redistricting. Dunno about Alabama and SC. And doubt it for Virginia until sued.
Rural democrat districts are going to disappear in Southern states more or less.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
Has anyone said Jim Crow yet?
The packing of the Supreme Court is going to happen if the dems ever get control of the White House again. GUARANTEED
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 01:11 PM (IifOV)
It's now Jim Eagle by the raycissss Republicans!
Posted by: Joe B. from Scranton, Delaware at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (I2/7O)
Redrawing congressional districts based on race is a tax.
Posted by: Supreme Court John Roberts at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (n5tGW)
In a somber tone, Kagan read a summary of her 48-page dissent from the bench – a signal of her strong disagreement with the majority’s ruling. “The Voting Rights Act,” she wrote “is—or, now more accurately, was—‘one of the most consequential, efficacious, and amply justified exercises of federal legislative power in our Nation’s history.’” But the requirements that the court imposes on Wednesday, she contended, “will effectively insulate any practice, including any districting scheme, said by a State to have any race-neutral justification. That justification can sound in traditional districting criteria, or else can sound in politics and partisanship. As to the latter, the State need do nothing more than announce a partisan gerrymander,” she said. “Assuming the State has left behind no smoking-gun evidence of a race-based motive (an almost fanciful prospect), Section 2 will play no role.”
In another sign of her disagreement with the majority’s decision, Kagan omitted the traditional “respectfully” from her conclusion, writing only, “I dissent.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (NFX2v)
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Either in coordination with Trump or not, my understanding is that a group of patriot "white hat" hackers here in our Intelligence Community prevented the usual Dominion (and other?) Voting Machine theft from the Serbian server and Venezuelan software.
Some female conservative on X.com (can't recall her name or handle) had been reporting on this for awhile, along with Patrick Byrne, the former CEO of Overstock.com, who was a CIA Operative.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (VdTX+)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T USE THE RACE CARD TO ENFORCE OUR POLITICAL WILL!!!!
Posted by: Open minded Liberals at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (anL5R)
Rural democrat districts are going to disappear in Southern states more or less.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
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FL's new map is in alignment with Gingles (also the FL constitution has a racial makeup requirement).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 01:13 PM (bFu5X)
Should he not have done that?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 01:15 PM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (wTZkm)/i]
I really wanted to compile lists...
We could use lists....
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat
That caused a LOT of political strife and issues pre antebellum era in Georgia, NC, Virginia, etc.
As the state populations shifted westward, the political power stayed in the coastal regions. Was particularly acute in GA as the governor was selected somewhat like the electoral college does for the federal government. County unit system.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)
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In another sign of her disagreement with the majority’s decision, Kagan omitted the traditional “respectfully” from her conclusion, writing only, “I dissent.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 01:14 PM (NFX2v)
Kumala will give a deep-throated defense of Kagan's dissent...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)
Well, he's dying, so...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
What, he has stage 8 AIDS?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 01:16 PM (0U5gm)
Dems are going to try to make Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa states. (They're heavily welfare states) and pick up both senate and congressional seats. It's all they have left. The complete scale of how nutty they are going to get is going to be fun to watch. With the SPLC shown for who they are, and USAID essentially dried up the Libs are going to get desperate.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (IifOV)
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Justice Thomas was seen approaching her with a sponge attempting to gather her tears in order to prepare an after hours cocktail to share with Justice Alito
Posted by: Scenes from the Supreme Court Office at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (anL5R)
Well, he's dying, so...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
What, he has stage 8 AIDS?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 01:16 PM (0U5gm)
He's in hospice.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 01:17 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 29, 2026 01:12 PM (wTZkm)
Ninety-five percent of his audience is as much or more vile and worthless than Kimmel. Same with Colbert and the other late-night political commenters. Kimmel and the others are giving the viewers what they want to hear. I'm not excusing Kimmel from blame, but he and the others wouldn't be on-air without a willing audiences. The rot goes all thre way down thru the Leftist ranks.
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2026 01:18 PM (5rh/l)
That is, the evergreen plank of the Democrat Party:
Racism in the 1950's justifies racial discrimination against whites forever.
And Republicans are racist forever because Southern Democrats were racist in the 1950s.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
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Purple haze all in her brain
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)
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*gag slobber, gag gag deep breath, slobber slobber slobber, gag*
Posted by: soundtrack from Kamala Harris Life Story at April 29, 2026 01:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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My mention was that of states that were redistricting. This decision simply prevents, like the shadow docket decisions on Texas, challenges under the VRA going forward.
Gingles is dead, mort, is no more. That decision allowed majority minority districts as long as the other factors (contiguity, political community, etc.) were not violated. Same as Bakke and later decisions on racial admissions to schools. Under Gingles, correcting racial imbalances in representation could be a factor but not the determinative one.
The NC district in Gingles was so badly drawn that it followed the interstate to connect urban islands to create a Dem majority minority district. The joke was you could go down the interstate and hit every voter with your car doors open between those urban redoubts.
My supervising prof in grad school for my research assistantship was an expert witness for that case.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Judge Jumanji at April 29, 2026 01:22 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: ShainS
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I think that was Emerald Robinson.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at April 29, 2026 01:23 PM (9LXQQ)
[Mrs. Doubtfire voice] HellloooooOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Patton Oswalt, Mark Hamill, and Steven King at April 29, 2026 01:24 PM (7Q0e+)
Hopefully we will be +2 Repub if we redistrict. We will still have one majority-minority district since we will need to pack it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 01:26 PM (4NO2D)
That's how we roll.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 01:27 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 01:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 29, 2026 01:35 PM (MSlZp)
Posted by: Peter Ream at April 29, 2026 01:37 PM (9+qh7)
Even worse, they applied it only to some states and not others. Because of a civil war that happened (checks watch) 160 years ago. Even the civil rights act was 64 years ago.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:56 PM (954tc)
As the man said; Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 29, 2026 01:57 PM (/YZdn)
Bitch. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (n1OCj)
Last time she delayed it she was hoping a conservative supreme court justice could be intimidated by violence into changing their vote.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 01:59 PM (954tc)
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 02:33 PM (K5yMI)
Depends on the atmospherics. HF Morse should get through. UHF voice not so much.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 29, 2026 12:31 PM (aqrdH)
I don't think atmospherics come into play when attempting communication with The Reverend Jackson in his present location. Maybe that high powered extremely low frequency system the Navy uses to communicate with submerged subs would get through.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 02:40 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at April 29, 2026 02:50 PM (np+aG)
Posted by: RebeccaH at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (VFung)
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (MV++E)
Posted by: Bach In Black at April 29, 2026 09:39 PM (KY9hS)
Now, if Douchebag in Chief of the Senate can get his butt out of neutral, we pass the SAVE Act to save America from a civil war when Dems cheat.
Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at April 29, 2026 11:30 PM (N1pU0)
Wednesday Morning Rant
Yesterday, the UAE announced that it was leaving OPEC, and is doing so more or less immediately. The country is withdrawing from the cartel on Friday. OPEC will survive and still represents a significant amount of global oil production - especially if one considers "OPEC+" psuedo-members like Russia - but the loss of its third-largest member is going to have major consequences for the organization. Its ability to control price is going to be even more sorely tested - and seriously questioned - than it already is. Especially because unlike many OPEC members, the UAE has spare capacity - and spare capacity is a major control mechanism. The loss of the UAE is probably a very big deal.
It is also the consequence of two things that have moved rapidly against the cartel's stability. The first is the Iran war. Iran is an OPEC member that has spent more than a month hurling missiles at its fellow cartel members in direct attack and now is interfering with shipping through the Strait of Hormuz - something that has direct negative effects on its fellow members and particularly on the UAE. Iran broke the most basic rule of cartels, which is that you don't attack your fellow conspirators. But it is not just Iran. Iran may have been the final straw, but there are bigger structural problems facing OPEC, namely supply and politics. OPEC+ ostensibly controls about 80% of global supply, but there are some big asterisks next to that. First, most producers in OPEC aren't all that big and don't have much slack in their production capacity and need to keep pumping to keep their petrostates from collapsing. A lot of the supply is in OPEC, but much of it is in the "must produce" column. Another is policy competition. For a long time, the cartel has had a monopoly in oil-as-policy-tool. There were major non-OPEC members like Russia, but they also didn't usually use oil as a policy tool. That was OPEC's game - until Trump. Trump does use energy as policy, and he has worked to make the US as productive as possible. There is now another party playing policy with energy, and it is a very big party indeed. OPEC cuts supply? We can raise it and blunt the effect to some degree - and the market will take care of it all on its own. OPEC gives a sweetheart deal we don't like? We'll sanction the country on the receiving end, install tariffs or do other trade-as-policy-tool things to interfere with it. The US is not a petrostate. Oil here is an industry - a hugely important one, but still just one of many. We have flexibility that petrostates do not, and Trump has been using that flexibility. Someone blinking was inevitable, and the UAE clearly sees first-mover advantage in doing so. The UAE sugar-coated its departure as best it could:"This has nothing to do with any of our brothers or friends within the group," Al Mazrouei said. "We've been working together for years and years. We have the highest respect for the Saudis for leading OPEC." The UAE remains committed to market stability and will continue to cooperate with producers and consumers to that end, the Energy Ministry said in its written statement. Its departure from OPEC will give the UAE more flexibility to respond to market dynamics, the ministry added. "We reaffirm our appreciation for the efforts of both OPEC and the OPEC+ alliance and wish them success," the Energy Ministry said."Good luck in your future endeavors." The Saudis want to cut supply given the long erosion in oil price (Iran war notwithstanding), but the UAE does not.
The UAE has the ambition to achieve 5 million barrels per day of capacity by 2027 and wants more freedom of action to pursue that goal, the energy minister added. The decision to leave OPEC is not a response to years of production cuts led by Saudi Arabia, he said."We want to increase production and you want us to cut it, but we promise that's not why we're leaving" is such a boldly contradictory statement that one can only laugh. Some, of course, keep whistling past the graveyard. The Guardian, desperate to maintain the party line, has blamed UAE's departure on ... so-called "decarbonization:"
The shift to low-carbon energy is also likely to have played a role in the UAE's exit. Producers that are able to pump more crude, and can tolerate lower oil prices, are expected to abandon any limits on crude production in favour of monetising their remaining reserves before demand for fossil fuels begin to decline.The Guardian's Jillian Ambrose missed her true calling as a comedienne. You don't have to go grasping for straws to see what happened here, and it isn't a consequence of the energy-hating envirocommunists. The ground simply shifted, all at once. The global oil market has been changing for years, Iran is shooting missiles at its putative partners, too many OPEC members can't cut production and at least one of the few who meaningfully can no longer wants to help carry the rest at the expense of its own ambitions. The world changed and it was only a matter of time before someone blinked.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 11:00 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 11:01 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:02 AM (R/457)
This is just retarded on the face of it.
Retarded face. Facially retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:02 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 29, 2026 11:03 AM (VkY89)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:03 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 11:03 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 11:04 AM (RjOoY)
There were major non-OPEC members like Russia, but they also didn't usually use oil as a policy tool. That was OPEC's game - until Trump. Trump does use energy as policy, and he has worked to make the US as productive as possible. There is now another party playing policy with energy, and it is a very big party indeed.
Increased supply means less leverage, and that's a very bad thing for Russia. Maybe they can sell more of those Matryoshka dolls to fund their invasion of Ukraine.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)
Which might have happened as the global population started trending downward but for the power need of the trillions of data centers being built to replace humanity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:05 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 11:05 AM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
When that's all you've got...
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
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They could get a clue instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:06 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Tell me you're retarded without coming right out and saying it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (RjOoY)
OPEC's bite has been gone for a while. What Jilian Ambrose doesn't realize is that if oil drops significantly in price (a likely outcome, if not immediately then within the next year) then the market for wind and solar will collapse completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (rGqqI)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 11:04 AM (RjOoY)
Yeah, I mean we have all this wind and solar coming out of our ass, when does gas go below $1 a gallon?
*listens to earpiece*
Wait... gas keeps going up? That doesn't make sense, Harry!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 11:08 AM (G0f6l)
*listens to earpiece*
Wait... gas keeps going up? That doesn't make sense, Harry!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)
Helsinki, Sweden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (KmZYi)
I've certainly had my share of gas coming out of my ass, but usually someone is blowing sunshine UP it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (RjOoY)
The air will be cold. Glaciers thousands of miles high shall envelop the globe. Humanity will be relegated to small outposts. Dozens of women with their male protector. It is all foreseen and you may read about it in my new book "I Never Said It Was Getting Hotter". -- Algore
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (ExV1e)
I've certainly had my share of gas coming out of my ass, but usually someone is blowing sunshine UP it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)
That's going to itch later, after it dries.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (N39Ws)
LOL. These are the same "journalists" who think that China is "becoming the world leader in renewable energy" as China builds a new coal plant every week.
CCP money is probably being paid to some of them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (n1OCj)
Wind and solar is a stop gap for power plants during planned outages.
It's NOT a viable replacement. Never will be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
The air will be cold. Glaciers thousands of miles high shall envelop the globe. Humanity will be relegated to small outposts. Dozens of women with their male protector. It is all foreseen and you may read about it in my new book "I Never Said It Was Getting Hotter". -- Algore
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (ExV1e)
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"Look what global warming will do!"
-person watching Snowpiercer and missing the part where they say it became a global ice cube because of efforts to fight climate change
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (R/457)
Yeah, you don't want that.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Hah! *fistbump*
Sponge and I are on the same wavelength.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)
That's going to itch later, after it dries.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (N39Ws)
I have an itchy asshole.
Posted by: Dane Cook at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (G4ajv)
But I know that's not gonna be.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (g8Ew8)
Sponge and I are on the same wavelength.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)
global warming caused by data centers is smart and secures the future of humanity.
Posted by: gill bates at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (oY6Yp)
-person watching Snowpiercer and missing the part where they say it became a global ice cube because of efforts to fight climate change
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (R/457)
That sounds like you're referencing a movie. Have you ever considered making a YT channel for that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (ExV1e)
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What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (R/457)
Sponge and I are on the same wavelength.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)
*fistbump*
what's the frequency, kenneth?
Posted by: ran dather at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (oY6Yp)
Alex Soros lost a billion dollars investing in Rivian.
After all, electric cars are the future.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (G4ajv)
I used my kroger discount and got down to 3.10(?) the last time I filled up.
The V8, she is thirsty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
It's truly astonishing how little impact this has had. The guy who spent the last 30-odd years making bank by predicting imminent immolation does a 180, and that's not noteworthy?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:10 AM (R/457)
The Day After Tomorrow.
Where global warming causes massive hurricanes that cause the Earth to freeze, killing off most of humanity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gill bates at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (oY6Yp)
I get cold easily anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 11:07 AM (RjOoY)
Maybe send her the clip from "Landman"?
Posted by: sal at April 29, 2026 11:13 AM (f+FmA)
The Guardian's Jillian Ambrose
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See: Navel-gazing
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:13 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)
Algore hasn't been noteworthy since Chad got hung.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)
what's the frequency, kenneth?
Posted by: ran dather at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (oY6Yp)
REM sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (2ap+5)
Where global warming causes massive hurricanes that cause the Earth to freeze, killing off most of humanity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
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Kingsman, where a psychopathic billionaire thinks the world is ending because of global warming and uses his tech to try and kill 99% of the world's population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (R/457)
Where global warming causes massive hurricanes that cause the Earth to freeze, killing off most of humanity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
And in the midst of all that death and destruction the US president goes on worldwide tv (a Bush analogue) to say he is so sorry he did not listen to Al Gore.
Fucking stupid idiotic wishcasting shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (R/457)
And... transactional anal sex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (KmZYi)
Eventually. Such is the nature of Earth.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gill bates at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM
This.
The people running around shrieking stop, check the wind, and stroll away from the buildings they set on fire.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
With Danish? princesses.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (ExV1e)
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The Nash Equilibrium and Non-Cooperative Game Theory hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (VdTX+)
well, in xi's defense, coal will be a reusable energy once china figures out how to turn uyghurs into coal.
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (R/457)
And... transactional anal sex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
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And Obama's head blowing up.
And Mark Hamill's head blowing up.
And very good scotch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (R/457)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (R/457)
It's this expensive thing they show on big screens that people come gather to watch, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (jcC6S)
I am ok with this scenario.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (bss/y)
And... transactional anal sex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
Ah yes. The old "save the world and you can f*ck my ass" trick.
Works every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
UAE had the same basic problem as the USA has with NATO.
They were a productive member supporting a bunch of unproductive, frivolous knobs.
So, adios.
BONUS! It didn't hurt that this exit is a nice swift kick to the nuts of Iran while Iran is down.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (R/457)
It's this expensive thing they show on big screens that people come gather to watch, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (jcC6S)
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Taylor Swift?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (R/457)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: gill bates
Oh shut up, Bill. Go back to diddling kiddies. AI centers in space is the answer.
Posted by: Elon at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)
And Mark Hamill's head blowing up.
And very good scotch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:16 AM (R/457)
There was a lot of good stuff in the movie, but like the church scene is just nasty. It had some ideas. Don't hate it per se, but the Best Bond is still better in that the innuendo and style is better than 'Hey, let's have anal sex!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:18 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (R/457)
I'm sure she can be, when Gronk chases her around with his rager
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (KmZYi)
Works every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
70% of the time it works every time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:18 AM (bss/y)
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Kingsman >>>>>>> The World is not Enough
Elton John in feather outfit drop kicking bad guys in Kingsman 2 >>>>>> No Time to Die
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (R/457)
"The Supreme Court on Wednesday struck down Louisiana’s second majority Black congressional district in a decision that could open the door for Republican-led states to eliminate Black and Latino electoral districts that tend to favor Democrats and affect the balance of power in Congress.
In a 6-3 ruling, the court’s conservative majority found that the district, represented by Democrat Cleo Fields, relied too heavily on race. Chief Justice John Roberts had described the district as a “snake” that stretches more than 200 miles (320 kilometers) to link parts of the Shreveport, Alexandria, Lafayette and Baton Rouge areas."
And to keep this on oil production, well, the Gulf does oil...yes, it's a reach, but I figured you all would like to see Roberts do something right...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (tOcjL)
Kingsman, where a psychopathic billionaire thinks the world is ending because of global warming and uses his tech to try and kill 99% of the world's population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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'Rainbow Six', Clancy:
The plan is to create a pandemic that will drastically reduce the human population, allowing nature to reclaim the planet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (XeU6L)
70% of the time it works every time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (bss/y)
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Oh, God...it smells like a baby's diaper filled with Indian food!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (R/457)
Elton John in feather outfit drop kicking bad guys in Kingsman 2 >>>>>> No Time to Die
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (R/457)
Goldeneye>>>>>>> Kingsman
From Russia with Love>>>>>>Kingsman 2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
Whether they realized what the downstream benefits would be . . Who knows.
But they've changed the world.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:19 AM (KmZYi)
Libtards hate nukes, until nukes power AI. Then it's fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)
From Russia with Love>>>>>>Kingsman 2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
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All I needed was to prove (with mathematics) that Kingsman was better than one Bond movie, not all Bond movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Correct. Horrible nasally irritating siren calls for homosexuals to homosexual.
Is Michael Stipe dead yet? He always looked like The Slims were eating his ass away.
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (tOcjL)
The plan is to create a pandemic that will drastically reduce the human population, allowing nature to reclaim the planet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (XeU6L)
Remember... about a decade or more ago, there was a History channel show called 'Life after people' where environmentalists were jerking off about how quickly ships and buildings would be overrun by 'nature'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)
You know where you are, right? This place would pan for lead in a field of gold.
Posted by: Elon at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)
The plan is to create a pandemic that will drastically reduce the human population, allowing nature to reclaim the planet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (XeU6L)
Go on......
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Whether they realized what the downstream benefits would be . . Who knows.
But they've changed the world.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (gpQ8/)
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"They should be executed."
-like, all of Europe who refuses to frack their own shale deposits
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (R/457)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)
On the one hand, it's an indictment of how disinguous the Left is, on everything - on the other, it's a convincing display of how totally irrelevant Al Gore has been on any topic for 25 years now.
Like Stephen King, Bruce Springstein, many others these days, he's just an angry old man standing on his porch and shaking his fist at the sky.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (rGqqI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (R/457)
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (YZ0Fo)
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I got a digital copy of the first one for free a few years back. Still haven't watched it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Nova Local
He did. https://www.supremecourt.gov/
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25pdf/24-109_21o3.pdf
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (W5mpo)
Is Michael Stipe dead yet? He always looked like The Slims were eating his ass away.
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (QP+6w)
HIV is a cocksucker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Libtards hare everything, until they are told to love something. Then they love it, until the rules change again. Most of them couldn't tell you why, they just know that THE THING is good, or bad, depending on what the narrative is today.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:20 AM (R/457)
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:22 AM (bss/y)
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The eyes roll because I blinded you with science!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (R/457)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Elon at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)
Ummm... You can pan for both.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (tOcjL)
Based on the SCOTUS hosted pdf linked in the art thread, it was Alito.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (tOcjL)
Based on the SCOTUS hosted pdf linked in the art thread, it was Alito.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)
Ahh, missed the end of the art thread...was walking.
Darn exercise!
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)
Wait until you see the things they hate and love at the same time. Like racism. And the government telling people what to do.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:23 AM (R/457)
Pedantic nonsense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:25 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer
It's entertaining enough for what it is. I imagine the juniors would enjoy it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:25 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at April 29, 2026 11:21 AM (QP+6w)
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I liked REM's music back in the day until I learned what an absolute fuckstick Michael Stipe is. I threw their CDs away.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 11:25 AM (oqH4h)
But how much data do we really need?
Posted by: cheer up sleepy Jean at April 29, 2026 11:25 AM (wXgT/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (abIsI)
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Did anybody play "The World Turned Upside Down" when Trump greeted King Tampon I yesterday?
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (VdTX+)
Pedantic nonsense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (bss/y)
Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto. You're beautiful!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer
It's entertaining enough for what it is. I imagine the juniors would enjoy it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:25 AM (YZ0Fo)
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Junior has upgraded to The Hunger Games recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (R/457)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:24 AM (jcC6S)
Dat's cuz we be nuanced and shit. -- Leftists
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (R/457)
I don't get it.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (iXqHn)
It is moistened by the tears of our enemies.
Posted by: DaveA at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (R/457)
Upgraded?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)
George Phydias Mitchell (May 21, 1919 – July 26, 2013) is widely credited as the pioneer who made hydraulic fracturing (fracking) commercially viable for shale gas.
Mitchell founded Mitchell Energy & Development Corp. in the 1950s, which grew into a Fortune 500 company. In the 1980s, he turned his attention to the Barnett Shale in North Texas — a dense rock formation that had been tapped for oil and gas above and below, but not from within.
Conventional methods failed, so Mitchell and his team experimented with hydraulic fracturing, injecting water, sand, and chemicals into the shale to create fractures that released trapped natural gas.
While hydraulic fracturing had been used since the late 1940s, Mitchell’s innovation was in applying it economically and reliably to shale gas extraction. His persistence paid off in 1997, when a key well demonstrated that fracking could produce gas profitably over the long term.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (rGqqI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yes, I remember those.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (XeU6L)
I liked REM's music back in the day until I learned what an absolute fuckstick Michael Stipe is. I threw their CDs away.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 11:25 AM (oqH4h)
I've liked exactly one song of theirs, and that's only because it was in one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
116 Junior has upgraded to The Hunger Games recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (R/457)
Upgraded?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)
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In terms of progression of taste from childlike to more mature fare.
Salo, SOON!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (R/457)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:28 AM (YZ0Fo)
It is moistened by the tears of our enemies.
AKSHUALLY...
Not blinking is a sign of fear, as is excessive blinking. You want to blink in the Goldilocks frequency zone.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)
Is it emotionally safe to be back on the interwebz with out the blood getting all angried up?
I'm working on a personal projects now. I'm using four AIs and one of the topics was the the greatest, most legendary human love stories throughout recorded history.
I'm sorry, Al Gore and Tipper did not make the list.
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 11:28 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (jcC6S)
I'm sorry, Al Gore and Tipper did not make the list.
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 11:28 AM (Sco7b)
Catherine the Great and Trigger?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (ExV1e)
For a lib to refer to another person as "open minded" means that person's views pair up exactly with their own.
Stray from that path but a smidgen and suddenly you are a close-minded bigot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (XeU6L)
It was a big thing but also emblematic of how a lot of the technocrat wanna bees think. They want there to be fewer people so THEY can enjoy nature. And then there will be nothing. They don't love nature, they just want peace and quiet. Of the tomb.
They are nihilist retards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (bss/y)
George Phydias Mitchell (May 21, 1919 – July 26, 2013) is widely credited as the pioneer who made hydraulic fracturing (fracking) commercially viable for shale gas.
Mitchell founded Mitchell Energy & Development Corp. in the 1950s, which grew into a Fortune 500 company. In the 1980s, he turned his attention to the Barnett Shale in North Texas — a dense rock formation that had been tapped for oil and gas above and below, but not from within.
Conventional methods failed, so Mitchell and his team experimented with hydraulic fracturing, injecting water, sand, and chemicals into the shale to create fractures that released trapped natural gas.
I'm sure we can expect a major Hollywood biopic about him any day now.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)
Have him watch Deliverance instead.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (Oy/m2)
Not blinking is a sign of fear, as is excessive blinking. You want to blink in the Goldilocks frequency zone.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)
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At the start of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, the voice over describes Jesse James as excessively blinking, but it is said over images of James watching a field fire and not blinking at all.
This is a goof and proof that the movie is badly made.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
We can never be friends
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (jcC6S)
Salo, SOON!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:27 AM (R/457)
Perhaps, but I am not sure Hunger Games is all that 'good' per se. Still, there are worse options.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (bss/y)
I'm sorry, Al Gore and Tipper did not make the list.
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 11:28 AM (Sco7b)
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What about Barack Obama and the smell of his own farts?
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (oqH4h)
We can never be friends
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (jcC6S)
Sorry 'bout yer bad luck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS
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I would have gone with 'Yankee Doodle'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (bss/y)
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Dolley and I have enjoyed them since they came out. The first movie was one of our early dates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (R/457)
I'm very broad-minded. I think about them all the time.
Posted by: Simon Templar at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (wXgT/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (R/457)
Awwwww.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
No you're not.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:03 AM (KmZYi)
For some reason my mind wants to call it 'the Strait of Vermouth'....
Intel up 10% this AM. Wat up wid dat? Not that I'm complaining - I've held it since 2004 reinvesting all dividends. Hope they restart paying dividends soon.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (KmZYi)
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Charles gave Trump the sounding bell from a Royal sub called the HMS Trump that sailed during WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (R/457)
We cannot decide that question until we resolve whether Jennifer Lawrence is good looking or not.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss
You've never been allowed to own a cannon.
-Prezzy Shitspants
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)
In other words, they are tired of getting told how much they can or cannot sell.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 11:33 AM (0N4FZ)
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BWAHAHAHA!
Demand for fossil fuels (likely enough available for at least five centuries) will only decline owing to: (1) idiotic suicidal GloboHomo Western "democracy" government policies & mandates; (2) ubiquitous adoption of nuclear power; and/or (3) your fever dream of significantly wiping the "Human Virus" off the face of the planet.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 11:33 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
Well, she is- but also notice how weinstein gave good value for the cock sucking? She was in a ton of stuff and then... she wasn't. Because she is not a good actress.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Archimedes
Beach scene of no hard feelings should settle that for ya.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 11:33 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 11:34 AM (74zY1)
It was a big thing but also emblematic of how a lot of the technocrat wanna bees think. They want there to be fewer people so THEY can enjoy nature. And then there will be nothing. They don't love nature, they just want peace and quiet. Of the tomb.
They are nihilist retards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yeah, the above mentioned Clancy novel 'Rainbow Six' captures their ethos perfectly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:34 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archimede
Her eyes are amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: GigantorX at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (/dAt0)
Pay people to not work? Well, I'm sure that won't increase the number of people not working.
Taxing the hell out of people working? Well I'm sure that won't have any impact on people working
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
Yeah, "Pizza Movie" is very funny and part of I think, an emerging tend.
Both "Pizza Movie" and "Operation Taco Gary's" herald the return of the "Smart" Stupid Comedy.
PM is probably the better movie of the two but I enjoyed OTG just as much as PM.
Both comedies are very stupid but also very smartly written.
Check them out.
PM is on Hulu.
OTG is on Prime.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (iJfKG)
I have a straw, there it is. And my straw goes acrooooosssssss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!!!
Posted by: Daniel Plainview at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 11:33 AM (VdTX+)
I'll pull out this drum I banged way back in 2012: The plan McCain floated then to build 100 new nuclear plants actually WOULD have decreased demand for fossil fuels. It would have made more EVs viable (because infrastructure would have had to have been built to support them.)
But they do not want the problem actually fixed, they want their 'Life after People.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (bss/y)
Pay people to not work? Well, I'm sure that won't increase the number of people not working.
Taxing the hell out of people working? Well I'm sure that won't have any impact on people working
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
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"In socialists states, you don't have to work. You can lounge about and just do art."
-leftists
"If you don't work, you go to jail."
-socialist states
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (R/457)
Found a 1973 Green Charger with 390 miles on it for $40,000.
I want it SOOO bad.
Not conducive to my commute plans but the bucket list is still in effect.
So is my wife's don't do dumb shit with money rule.
I think I need to find a D20 somewhere.
Let the di decide.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (G4ajv)
Yeah, "Pizza Movie" is very funny and part of I think, an emerging tend.
Both "Pizza Movie" and "Operation Taco Gary's" herald the return of the "Smart" Stupid Comedy.
PM is probably the better movie of the two but I enjoyed OTG just as much as PM.
Both comedies are very stupid but also very smartly written.
Check them out.
PM is on Hulu.
OTG is on Prime.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 11:35 AM (iJfKG)
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Well, huzzah.
Pizza Movie made me laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:34 AM (XeU6L)
I'll have to pick that one up. I have to do something with all these audible credits. Thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Archimedes
Is she? I'm not gonna say she's ugly but I mean is she in the top 1000 hot actresses of all time?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Archimedes
Is she? I'm not gonna say she's ugly but I mean is she in the top 1000 hot actresses of all time?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (jcC6S)
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She is a very ugly cryer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (R/457)
Well, huzzah.
Pizza Movie made me laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (R/457)
But did he like and subscribe?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (jcC6S)
Top 1000? Probably. Top 100? No.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Nash Metropolitan>>Nash Bridges>>Nash Equilibrium
Posted by: Nash Rambler at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
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I'm at 650!
350 more, and I can monetize!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (R/457)
She is a very ugly cryer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (R/457)
But, she does bukkake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:36 AM (G4ajv)
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Be a little bit more honest with yourself and respectful to your wife.
Ask the Magic 8 Ball.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 11:38 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (R/457)
Most women aren't.
Gal I knew. Redhead. She was hot as fuck when she was angry. Eyes blazing.
Crying, she was a mess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:38 AM (bss/y)
Nash Metropolitan>>Nash Bridges>>Nash Equilibrium
Posted by: Nash Rambler at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (oftw2)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/enqNl7tdLR4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
If it's only one guy at a time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
I'm sure I have two or three more active YT accounts but you were mean to me.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:39 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)
Mitchell!
Posted by: MST3K at April 29, 2026 11:39 AM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (yKrqJ)
If it's only one guy at a time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
The picture didn't show if it was a party.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/2m76x8vw
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 11:34 AM (74zY1)
Watched Tousi who had live coverage of this.. The police didn't exactly cover themselves in glory.. They ran back from the perp till one tazed him then a bystander helped tackle him while one of the cops kicked the perp in the head.. The cops don't carry guns...Dumb... Of course we got the "both sides are to blame" shit... I'm waiting for this mythical right wing violence they always talk about...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (O1a6r)
I'm sure I have two or three more active YT accounts but you were mean to me.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:39 AM (jcC6S)
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I wouldn't know. We only communicate through text, and I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (R/457)
Average person drives 12k miles a year. Average car gets 25 mpg. That’s 480 gallons of gas. If gas goes up $1 that’s an extra $480 a year. $40 a month.
It’s really not the end of the world for most people. But there’s this psychological effect that people treat the extra $40 like an extra $400 or something. Partly because the media pumps up the story as an end of the world scenario.
Obviously if you drive 20k miles a year and you drive a f350 the calculation changes. But those are edge cases. For the typical driver who drives 10 miles to work and runs a few errands on the weekend $4 gas vs $3 gas is almost a negligible change.
Posted by: Heroq at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (G0f6l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (R/457)
You said you didn't get one of my jokes.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (KmZYi)
But what about his homo brothel?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (R/457)
You said you didn't get one of my jokes.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (jcC6S)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (R/457)
I want it SOOO bad.
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1973 with only 390 miles?? Wow, that's amazing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)
That is your bird note for today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (2ap+5)
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Socialists 100 years ago: "Socialism will lead to more fulfilling work and more wealth for the underclasses."
Socialists today: "We will be poorer and no one will work."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:42 AM (R/457)
Joe - thank you for naming the columnist that wrote the piece, rather than just mentioning The Guardian. It's not enough to shame the institution- they are totally impervious to shame - but it's important to name the person responsible for writing the bilge that we have to read.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 11:42 AM (gnui0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 11:38 AM (74zY1)
Good idea.
* shakes magic 8 ball.
Umm.
Do you want to die?
Didn't know that one was on the... Wait. Isn't a magic 8 ball just rolling a D20 with extra steps?
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:42 AM (G4ajv)
It's not irrational. 40 dollars a month is a lot for some - and certainly was before COVID - especially those living at or above their means already.
Also it makes trips and other long journeys more expensive. It makes every time they get in a car more expensive. People don't live as averages, they exist in a day and do things!
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:43 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM
That's gonna leave a BIG mark in blue states.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 11:43 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (KmZYi)
Well, I hope my collegue Barney Fag...err...I mean Barney Queer...err, no, I mean Barney the Breechloader, err I mean Barney Frank gets better.
Posted by: Dick Armey at April 29, 2026 11:43 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:42 AM (R/457)
Somebody gotta did ditches.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 11:44 AM (uDa2+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (Dv3i1)
What? 11 unelected bureaucrats making millions telling countries how they can treat their people isn't a cool thing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (Dv3i1)
Well, yes. It's a consortium of technocrats (largely unelected- except among themselves) who are trying to lab manage a society. And they are shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM
Blue states will ignore the ruling.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (R/457)
I'll never get over it.
And by it, I mean Macho Grande.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (R/457)
I'll never get over it.
And by it, I mean Macho Grande.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (jcC6S)
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But he hung tough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (yKrqJ)
And by it, I mean Macho Grande.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (jcC6S)
Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (Oy/m2)
This. Because the entire ediface of democrat viability is based on this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (R/457)
Howie was a rock!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)
Are they though? Or is it just making a bunch of crap up and then skimming the proceeds? Because if it's that, they have been wildly successful.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (yKrqJ)
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Well, the lawsuit was brought by LA, so they'll redraw within the new framework.
Alabama has apparently been prepping for it, and they could redraw in a post-Gingles world.
But no other state will for 2026.
The real actual was always going to be 2028, but that should still be minor compared to 2032.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (yKrqJ)
They didn't strike down Section 2 of the VRA as unconstitutional (they probably should have), but what they did is good enough to get the GOP an additional (up to) 19 House seats in the midterms, if the legislatures in Red States get on the schneid.
Trump had some small and large SCOTUS losses this term, but this may be the biggest win for him this year. He may end up losing the birthright citizenship case, but even if he does that's not as big a deal as this win right here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (gnui0)
But he hung tough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:45 AM (R/457)
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/P4RKl-Fvyt0?t=76
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (jcC6S)
Yeah, it all depends on what their goals are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (jcC6S)
Trump had some small and large SCOTUS losses this term, but this may be the biggest win for him this year. He may end up losing the birthright citizenship case, but even if he does that's not as big a deal as this win right here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 11:46 AM (gnui0)
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It will be 2-3, max.
LA and maybe AL will do something.
Most states are past the primary deadlines and can't do anything even if they wanted to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (RpDO7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 11:48 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 29, 2026 11:48 AM (xvV+O)
https://youtu.be/P4RKl-Fvyt0?t=76
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:48 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM (jcC6S)
Yes, it's very impressive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
@ChrisCillizza
Donald Trump doesn't really care if Jim Comey goes to jail.
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible.
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#MeToo! #MeToo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (ndZc7)
197 Bawney Fwank is in hospice.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:40 AM (KmZYi)
And most of us have the ONE question....
Awww Barney, his only big life mistake was failing to understand human biology...
Posted by: Stateless at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 11:41 AM (Dv3i1)
Well, yes. It's a consortium of technocrats (largely unelected- except among themselves) who are trying to lab manage a society. And they are shit.
You won't talk so tough when we're a military superpower.
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM
Yes...it's quite impressive.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (bFu5X)
@ChrisCillizza
Donald Trump doesn't really care if Jim Comey goes to jail.
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible.
-
#MeToo! #MeToo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (ndZc7)
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Well, yeah.
It's the Comey standard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (R/457)
Donald Trump doesn't really care if Jim Comey goes to jail.
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible.
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#MeToo! #MeToo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (ndZc7)
Does he pronounce his name like pizza?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
LA and maybe AL will do something.
Most states are past the primary deadlines and can't do anything even if they wanted to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:47 AM
Pretty sure this will dismantle the new virginia map as well. Though that might be a moot point due to other legal challenges.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:42 AM (R/457)
Somebody gotta did ditches.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 11:44 AM (uDa2+)
That's what AI and robots are for.
The future looks bright for everyone!
We'll all be rich, living on the mandated living wage while robots do all the work, and we sit around getting high and created fine art in our gardens.
Announcer: Everyone's future wasn't bright as AI decided that humanity was better used converted in lubricant for machine maintenance.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 11:50 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:50 AM (yKrqJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)
*fistbump*
well, swan swan hummingbird hurrah! to you, too.
Posted by: anachronda at April 29, 2026 11:50 AM (oY6Yp)
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Eh, probably not. A cartel implies they've got something of value, the means to deliver it and methods to extract payment.
The EU is none of that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 11:50 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (0N4FZ)
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SCOVA may take it into account, but I never assumed they'd side with Republicans because they're cowards and snakes.
It'll open up lawsuits for the future, and some states will proactively redraw maps.
It'll take time to sort this out, and there will be resistance. We won't see the dust settle until well after the redraw from the 2030 census.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:51 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 11:50 AM (yKrqJ)
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And it'll take time to undo that. Most likely little change for 2026.
We'll see much more change for 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:52 AM (R/457)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 29, 2026 11:52 AM (0bjKf)
I have a straw, there it is. And my straw goes acrooooosssssss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!!!
Posted by: Daniel Plainview
Spit in the milkshake and the entire milkshake is yours.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:53 AM (xG4kz)
@ChrisCillizza
Donald Trump doesn't really care if Jim Comey goes to jail.
He just wants to make Comey's life miserable for as long as possible.
-
#MeToo! #MeToo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (ndZc7)
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Well, yeah.
It's the Comey standard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:49 AM (R/457)
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Unironically, this is what I voted for
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:54 AM (jcC6S)
Jubilee celebration time.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 11:54 AM (abIsI)
Has Chuck Todd, fearless defender of all that is good and true, gone into hiding yet?
PDJT should give him a call every other day or so, just to keep up the "skeer".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:55 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 11:55 AM (tL5sl)
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Sounds like our drilling made the market more fluid, and UAE is trying to keep up.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 11:55 AM (HcfrK)
Jubilee celebration time.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 11:54 AM (abIsI)
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Now add the 2030 being done right, maybe even not including illegal aliens, after a decade of the great migration.
The 2032 presidential election could be the easiest re-election since 1984.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:56 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 11:56 AM (74zY1)
Think outside of the box.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 11:56 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: gKWVE
Every female Supreme Court justice has been an epic disappointment. Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 11:57 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: ShainS
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I would have gone with 'Yankee Doodle'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 11:30 AM (XeU6L)
I believe I did hear Yankee Doodle being played while the Kink and Prez were walking around the parade field or shortly thereafter. I thought it was cool they had Redcoats in actual red coats. I guess British soldiers in historically accurate uniforms ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 11:57 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)
Challenge : Red Hot Chili Peppers write a song that isn't about California (Impossible).
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 11:57 AM (iXqHn)
The 2032 presidential election could be the easiest re-election since 1984.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Yes please.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 11:58 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:58 AM (jcC6S)
Think outside of the box.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 11:56 AM (Fbc0I)
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UAE started laying pipe for a new pipeline to bypass the strait 3 weeks ago.
https://t.co/96MEpSsJJp
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:58 AM (R/457)
Disagree. Ginsberg, Kagan, Sotomayor, and Jackson are exactly what I expected. No disappointment there.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
The 2032 presidential election could be the easiest re-election since 1984.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Yes please.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 11:58 AM (abIsI)
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The national Democrat Party embracing the Curley Effect is going to be studied for a century.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:59 AM (R/457)
https://youtu.be/P4RKl-Fvyt0?t=76
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cance
I think of John Vernon, the psychiatrist in the clip, as a comic actor known for playing stuffed shirt assholes but I saw him in Charlie Varrick the other day playing a real asshole mafioso.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)
Every female Supreme Court justice has been an epic disappointment.
Speak for yourselves, haters!
-- sellers of RBG lace doily collars
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:59 AM (xG4kz)
https://t.co/96MEpSsJJp
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:58 AM (R/457)
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Oh, to be 18 again. Oh, who am I kidding?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 11:59 AM (2ap+5)
We'll see much more change for 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:52 AM (R/457)
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One of the issues the 2028 R Nominee needs to run on (and I think you've mentioned this) is the importance of having The White House during the 2030 Census -- as DogEater had it in 2010 and F. Joe Biden had it in 2020.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Curley effect? Were Moe and Larry consulted?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:00 PM (VdTX+)
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The 2030 census makes the 2028 election the most important presidential election since 2016 which provided the first real speedbump on the Obama fundamental change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:01 PM (R/457)
The Curley Effect is a political strategy where leaders use divisive, wealth-reducing policies (such as high taxes or excessive redistribution) to encourage political opponents to emigrate, thereby increasing the relative size of their own electoral base. Named after Boston Mayor James Michael Curley, it results in economic stagnation but keeps the incumbent in power.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)
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$20 bucks, same as in town.
Of course, you can always get a discount on goats.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (HcfrK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 11:59 AM (R/457)
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I always learn something knew hear (frequently):
"The Curley Effect is a political strategy in which incumbent politicians use wasteful, wealth-reducing policies and divisive rhetoric to encourage political opponents—often wealthier residents—to leave a city or region, thereby reshaping the electorate to favor their re-election. Named after James Michael Curley, a four-time mayor of Boston (1914–1950), the effect describes how leaders can maintain power by expanding support among poorer constituents through redistribution, even as overall economic stagnation occurs."
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (VdTX+)
The Curley Effect is a political strategy where leaders use divisive, wealth-reducing policies (such as high taxes or excessive redistribution) to encourage political opponents to emigrate, thereby increasing the relative size of their own electoral base. Named after Boston Mayor James Michael Curley, it results in economic stagnation but keeps the incumbent in power.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)
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It's the only governing philosophy I can detect from Democrats since Obama outside of graft.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM (R/457)
Jubilee celebration time.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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It also makes the districts elsewhere suspect in their redistricting including state legislative districts. Some of the districts were drawn specifically to protect incumbents and set aside districts by race.
Something like 12-14 seats in the South alone, leaving out Texas, were districted that way with majority minority districts.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (VdTX+)
Speak for yourselves, haters!
-- sellers of RBG lace doily collars
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 11:59 AM
One of my female colleagues has a RBG coffee mug. *sigh* This is Boston.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 12:04 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Coleman Young of Detroit followed exactly that template except he was trying and succeeded in making Detroit overwhelmingly black.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Curley effect? Were Moe and Larry consulted?
Posted by: Maj. Healey
>Can I at least get a 'woo, woo, woo, woo, woo'? Maybe a 'nyagh'?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 12:08 PM (Fbc0I)
"The Curley Effect is a political strategy in which incumbent politicians use wasteful, wealth-reducing policies and divisive rhetoric to encourage political opponents—often wealthier residents—to leave a city or region, thereby reshaping the electorate to favor their re-election. Named after James Michael Curley, a four-time mayor of Boston (1914–1950), the effect describes how leaders can maintain power by expanding support among poorer constituents through redistribution, even as overall economic stagnation occurs."
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 12:03 PM
Curley was asshoe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Is that what they're calling ghey brothels these days?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (XeU6L)
LA and maybe AL will do something.
Most states are past the primary deadlines and can't do anything even if they wanted to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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It will forestall VRA legal challenges to the Florida map, Mississippi has already announced redistricting (Bennie Thompson goes bye bye), Louisiana has to, and Alabama is likely to which to amount to another 4 seats. Georgia probably won't do anything until the next election.
South Carolina, if it chooses, could get rid of Clyburn too.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:11 AM (G4ajv)
I used my kroger discount and got down to 3.10(?) the last time I filled up.
The V8, she is thirsty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
3.99 at an Exxon station in town this morning.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 29, 2026 12:16 PM (5xuJ/)
-leftists
"If you don't work, you go to jail."
-socialist states
This exact pattern came up in a thread I was following on another forum where someone posted they hated capitalism because they didn't want to work at a job they wanted to do art and garden
Well, no one is demanding you do work a formal job in a capitalist society but if you don't have money what are you giving other people for the goods and services you want from them?
And the left's take on this - that people should VOLUNTARILY choose what goods and services they give you is...err...slavery...as opposed to just forcing them to do it.
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Francisco Ribalta
Comments
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Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:30 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 09:30 AM (0nHVk)
ESPONJA!!11!!!1
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (2/MrR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:33 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Come And See at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
It says: "20 bucks, same as in town."
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 09:32 AM
Google Translate says "Because they took away my Lord."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Gqar8)
It says: "20 bucks, same as in town."
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)
Here and I thought it said "I'll be back......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Interesting expression on Mary Magdalene's face.
The artist wisely steered away from blatant shocked expression as that would look probably humorous, but went more for a "What the...?" or Could it be? stunned look.
Nice.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
______
Maybe Anne Boleyn was the model.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (AlhUl)
Early AI
Posted by: Delurker
Looks like how she has her hands clasped. Looks like her right thumb is first.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:36 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 09:36 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)
She's clasping her hands. You just can't see the other four fingers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:36 AM (ExV1e)
Looks to be numerals. Can't make out all of it but it looks to start with 8...6...7, 5...3...0...
Posted by: Tommy TuTone at April 29, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tommy TuTone at April 29, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Jesus don't lose my number.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Gqar
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No. He just gets even by posting 20th C s**t.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 09:37 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Gqar
Every day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (iJfKG)
Amazing love, how can it be, that thou my God should die for me?
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (uDa2+)
Every day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (n9ltV)
I was going to post that on your behalf, but figured it would mean more coming from the Don's mouth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Big Fat Farma at April 29, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 09:40 AM (QaH55)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 09:40 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 09:40 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 09:32 AM
John 20: 13, They said to her, 'Woman, why art thou weeping?' She said to them, 'Because they have taken away my Lord, and I do not know where they have laid him.'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 09:41 AM (qRla/)
Google doesn't translate Latin verbs very well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:41 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: cmeat at April 29, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Count Tyrone Rugen at April 29, 2026 09:41 AM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 09:42 AM (qBdHI)
I had thought he was a counter-tenebrist.
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf)
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"Make him an anti-Tenebrist -- and there's a show!"
/obligatory Costanza & Seinfeld refereence
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 09:42 AM (VdTX+)
As dead as it can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me.
Posted by: Google Translate at April 29, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)
No, I think he was a sixebrist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:44 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Moron cookbook at April 29, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 09:46 AM (gu0hJ)
No, I think he was a sixebrist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:44 AM (n9ltV)
Sixteen! Christine!!!!
Posted by: Gene Simmons at April 29, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 09:46 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:47 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 09:42 AM (qBdHI)
It's a sarcophagus. A common Roman burial container. Usually only rich Romans had them. But this was given to Christ's inner circle by a Roman.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 09:47 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:48 AM (KmZYi)
"Christine Sixteen"
"You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful And You're Mine)"
"Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen"
"Sixteen Tons"
Boy, rock and rollers have a thing for 16-year olds, don't they?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 09:48 AM (AlhUl)
Sweet Little 16
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)
She's clasping her hands. You just can't see the other four fingers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:36 AM (ExV1e)
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I'm still seeing six fingers, chief.
Posted by: Guy who says, "chief" at April 29, 2026 09:49 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 09:50 AM (utfVc)
Pontius Pilate: “Joseph I really don’t understand. You’re one of the richest men in the region, and you’ve spent a small fortune on a new tomb for you and your family, and you want to give it to this man Jesus?”
Joseph: “It’s just for the weekend.”
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)
*shifty eyes*
Why do you ask?
Posted by: Benny Mardones at April 29, 2026 09:51 AM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:51 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:52 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
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* snort *
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 09:53 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 09:53 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: cmeat at April 29, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)
Well, maybe a Woke girl.
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:52 AM (gtcuf)
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 29, 2026 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 09:53 AM (Oy/m2)
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It was the lingua franca of the region.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 09:54 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
>Picked up some quick-crete and rebar at Ace, and voila! It's comforting to know they didn't make him drag this masonry box into the tomb.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 09:55 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Gqar
Every day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 09:38 AM (n9ltV)
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I offered you pity yesterday and in return Aetius busted my balls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:55 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aramaic at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:55 AM (KmZYi)
On occasion, my mother would say "I'm sorry, I didn't raise him to be rude."
My response was "I'm not rude, I'm big boned!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tommy TuTone at April 29, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Jesus don't lose my number.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Jenny, not Rikki.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (utfVc)
I offered you pity yesterday and in return Aetius busted my balls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)
It's his job.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:57 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:57 AM (gtcuf)
Jenny, not Rikki.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)
He's so fine it blows my mind.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:55 AM (KmZYi)
Lizzo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (utfVc)
Pre-Ozempic.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 09:57 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 29, 2026 09:57 AM (XxHEN)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 09:47 AM (g8Ew
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IIRC, the ending of the film "The Passion of The Christ" depicted Jesus rising from a sarcophagus -- and you could see through the stigmata in his hands ... setting up the sequel (which I'm eagerly awaiting, "The Resurrection of the Christ" -- split into two parts and scheduled for release in 2027).
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:57 AM (gtcuf)
The resulting intestinal cancer will whittle her down to the bone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy who says, "chief" at April 29, 2026 09:49 AM (cWLG3)
Two fingers on the right hand, four fingers on the left hand, Grasshopper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Ilhan BroFo at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (KmZYi)
So was I! Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.
Posted by: King Menelaus of Sparta at April 29, 2026 10:00 AM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:00 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (KmZYi)
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20 drachmas, same as at Athens.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 29, 2026 10:01 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:01 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 09:48 AM (AlhUl)
The Romans used them all.
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at April 29, 2026 10:02 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Moron cookbook at April 29, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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Marinated in Christian Brothers.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:02 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:02 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:03 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Gotta pray five times a day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
I accept that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Francisco Ribalta
Museo Del Prado -
Attributed to Francisco Ribalta
Solsona, Lérida (Spain), 1565 - Valencia (Spain), 1628
The presence in Valencia in 1521 of several works by Sebastiano del Piombo, acquired by the diplomat Jerónimo Vich, inspired various generations of local artists. In this oil, Ribalta adapted the figure of the Magdalene from one of those compositions, The Lamentation over the dead Christ, now in Saint Petersburg. As he dispensed with the other figures, he added the inscription “Quia Tulerunt Dominum Meum” (They have taken away my Lord), to express her grief.
Wikipedia, in part - "Mary Magdalene is regarded by believers as a historical figure, possibly from Magdala. She is seen as a prominent follower of Jesus who was believed to have been healed by him, supported his ministry financially, and was present at his crucifixion and burial. She played a key role among his female disciples. Overall, there is limited information about her life."
It's a beautiful painting - almost too beautiful for its theme - but I'd pass hanging it.
Thank you.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 10:04 AM (NFX2v)
Are we allowed to reference the art after comment 100?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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IIRC, the ending of the film "The Passion of The Christ" depicted Jesus rising from a sarcophagus -- and you could see through the stigmata in his hands ... setting up the sequel (which I'm eagerly awaiting, "The Resurrection of the Christ" -- split into two parts and scheduled for release in 2027).
Posted by: ShainS
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Ok, help me out here. I'm a pretty avid Bible reader and a student of history and have seen nothing about Jesus being placed in a sarcophagus.. Citation or reference would be appreciated.
And yes, I'm awaiting Passion of the Christ II as well.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (VkY89)
48 cloudy degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Rain on the way today and for the rest of the week. This has been a pretty lousy April so far as weather goes.
Finished my novel yesterday, but somehow, writing The End felt neither as satisfying or pleasurable as I thought it would be. I think it's because, subconsciously, my mind believes there's nothing more to do. Which isn't true, as there will be a lot of editing. I think it was more a, well, this project is over. Is there anything for me to do now? depression.
I spent the day yesterday driving around aimlessly, not liking anywhere I was and unable to even settle on what I wanted to have for lunch. And now I am here. I think I will go back to bed for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (qRla/)
Sixteen tons & what do you get? Another day older & deeper in debt.
Sure sounds like it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:01 AM (qRla/)
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One of my favorite memories as a kid in the late 60s growing up in what was then relatively small Las Vegas: for a treat, especially if we'd been well-behaved, mom would pile me and my two brothers in the car and drive a maybe 10 miles down nearby Boulder Highway in Las Vegas to a dinky little company town called Henderson (now the second largest city in Nevada) to an A&W drive-in.
The yound women would come out on the roller-skates to take and deliver your orders. Root beer floats and corn dogs ... food of The Childhood Gods!
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (VdTX+)
I spent the day yesterday driving around aimlessly, not liking anywhere I was and unable to even settle on what I wanted to have for lunch. And now I am here. I think I will go back to bed for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (qRla/)
That's when you find a hole in the wall at the nearest town you come to. That usually works out well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
You need a change of scenery.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 10:08 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)
Rikki was suspicioned of losing numbers. Jenny was asked to take a ride.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 10:08 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (gu0hJ)
I assume that the leftists on the court will quote Sandra Day O'Connor, patron demon of eternally racist policies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:08 AM (ExV1e)
Along the Euphrates, sure. It was fracturing along Judaea and Syria so was becoming a village language there into what's going to become Palaestinian Aramaic and Nabataean (the latter fighting a losing battle to You Know What).
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 10:08 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (gu0hJ)
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What is the sound of millions of exploding heads crapping?
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:08 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Ha!
You know whose domain it is.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)
When I get back from Greece we'll have to hit the range. You thinking about coming to NoVa or TX this year?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:10 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 10:10 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
There's no mention of a sarcophagus in the Gospels. The body was embalmed, wrapped in cloth, and laid on a slab within the tomb.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)
Finished my novel yesterday, but somehow, writing The End felt neither as satisfying or pleasurable as I thought it would be. I think it's because, subconsciously, my mind believes there's nothing more to do. Which isn't true, as there will be a lot of editing. I think it was more a, well, this project is over. Is there anything for me to do now? depression.
This is an accomplishment. A task completed. Project done.
You should celebrate. Sure, there's more work to do, but coming from a guy that struggles to complete projects, you should cherish your accomplishment and celebrate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:11 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (gu0hJ)
This one makes me nervous...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (O1a6r)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
He left Chicago back when you got a new number when you moved.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (ExV1e)
SCOTUS rules that redistricting along racial lines is unconstitutional! 6-3
Louisiana v. Callais
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:10 AM (bFu5X)
Probably NoVa, depending on how I feel looking in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (gu0hJ)
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As I said, the tomb was gifted by a moneyed man. And the only people that really had any money were Romans. And rich Romans wanted to be buried in a stone box.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (g8Ew8)
SCOTUS rules that redistricting along racial lines is unconstitutional! 6-3
Louisiana v. Callais
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (3Im
I guess I shouldn't have been nervous...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (O1a6r)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (gu0hJ)
This one makes me nervous...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM
I'm resigning myself to losing the birthright citizenship question, but I'd be very pleased if race-based districts were nuked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (bFu5X)
I spent the day yesterday driving around aimlessly, not liking anywhere I was and unable to even settle on what I wanted to have for lunch. And now I am here. I think I will go back to bed for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:06 AM (qRla/)
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Congratulations, MP4!
I retired a few weeks ago and have been generally depressed and without purpose (although spent the last week in Medicare Hell doing research as I turn 65 in four months).
Take comfort in the fact -- as I do -- that we've both likely been at a similar junction in our lives several times in the past ... and will always find a way out of it and purpose & meaning to strive toward.
Cheers!
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Sponge
You gotta reach the age where you fall asleep before you can consume hangover-inducing quantities.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)
SCOTUS rules that redistricting along racial lines is unconstitutional! 6-3
Louisiana v. Callais
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (3ImbR)
I thought the 3 retards weren't going to render their descent for months so the midterms weren't affected. Because there's no right or left wing judges.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM
Help me here, Horde.
*channels inner Zod*
You will do this. You will do this now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)
You gotta reach the age where you fall asleep before you can consume hangover-inducing quantities.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Not there yet.
I'm not able to enjoy active adult living, yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM (O1a6r)
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I was nervous too. You never know with this court.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (3ImbR)
I thought the 3 retards weren't going to render their descent for months so the midterms weren't affected. Because there's no right or left wing judges.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Those 3 are so predictable...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (O1a6r)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2026 10:13 AM
No such thing mattered to Piper at the TxMoMe. You should be fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (3ImbR)
Very good news indeed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (n9ltV)
Louisiana v. Callais
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM
Nice. Very nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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C'mon, Sponge. Let's just take this win and celebrate!
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Maybe they agreed to release their dissent in return for a citizenship ruling which states that all people born on Earth are citizens provided that they vote Democrat and receive government benefits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
Redistrict the entire South.
By this coming Tuesday.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (iNUL3)
The amount of beauty required to launch a ship is known as a milliHelen.
Posted by: The More You Know at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Maybe they agreed to release their dissent in return for a citizenship ruling which states that all people born on Earth are citizens provided that they vote Democrat and receive government benefits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
Valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (HKv2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Ouch!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (n9ltV)
SCOTUS rules that redistricting along racial lines is unconstitutional! 6-3
Louisiana v. Callais
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:12 AM (3ImbR)
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Wow, my battered conservative syndrome always assumes the worst ... thanks for the update!
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (VdTX+)
C'mon, Sponge. Let's just take this win and celebrate!
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (3ImbR)
I'm not being all Eeyore about this, but I thought I read where they were going to delay their descent for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Dude. You come to the MoMe every year and you're aware that most of the ladies carry. Have you got a death wish?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (ExV1e)
Ouch!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (n9ltV)
I'm sure I'll pay dearly for that.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 10:18 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Dr_No at April 29, 2026 10:19 AM (ayRl+)
Dude. You come to the MoMe every year and you're aware that most of the ladies carry. Have you got a death wish?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (ExV1e)
It has been a rough go.......But did you see those pants?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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I read that too. Maybe the three idiots got well-deserved smacks upside the head.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 10:19 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
Please. We're not THAT extreme.
They have to actually enter the US by hook or by crook. THEN they're citizens.
- Lefties on the bench
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 10:19 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Ouch!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM
I mean, to be fair, Piper is way better looking than we are.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
I'm thinking you're right...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (O1a6r)
I mean, to be fair, Piper is way better looking than we are.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
Also valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
I did. They looked very haute couture and I'm leaving it at that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The More You Know at April 29, 2026 10:16 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:21 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
Well okay. A slab it is then. Probably didn't want to pay retail for a box.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM (g8Ew8)
I did. They looked very haute couture and I'm leaving it at that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
Well played.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
If he were, he'd be posting in tonight's ONT already.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:23 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM
Leaving Friday. I'll be in and out of the blog for the next two weeks. Reading the Gun Thread at noon will feel wrong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:23 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (HKv2v)
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Indeed. [pops popcorn]
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 10:23 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 10:24 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (HKv2v)
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"Since the Constitution is a racist document, it follows that we are consistent in our racist rulings. QED, rubes!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:24 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:25 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Cesar Romero at April 29, 2026 10:25 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 10:22 AM (W5mpo)
Assuming that the opinion basically said, "No, bitches, just no," what did Thomas need to say beyond, "What he said."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:25 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 10:24 AM (9lqZe)
I won't be surprised if my camper has 3 flats Saturday morning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 10:25 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Confused Moron at April 29, 2026 10:26 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: Case
Well, if you hadn't bogarted all the kale...
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 10:24 AM (9lqZe)
Did you serve wilted kale?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:23 AM (bFu5X)
Nice. We travel to Rome next Wed. to hop on a fancy ship. We're staying in Athens for 4 days at the end of our voyage. Never been to Greece and very much looking forward to it. Our hotel room has a balcony with a view of the Acropolis. Can't wait.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 29, 2026 10:27 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Snort!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, Mollie Hemingway wrote a recent essay (referred to here) about it in promoting her new book titled "Alito: The Justice Who Reshaped the Supreme Court and Restored the Constitution" -- where she discusses how the Commie Justices and their staffs obstructed (including the leak) and slow-walked the Dobbs decision, and they were similarly doing the same with this case.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:28 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 10:28 AM (G0vdT)
SCOTUS rules that redistricting along racial lines is unconstitutional! 6-3
Louisiana v. Callais
Posted by: IrishEi
How can we turn this into a failure?
-- GOP
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 10:29 AM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:15 AM (gu0hJ)
Oh Noes They Dinint!
Posted by: Zombie Sheila Jackson Lee at April 29, 2026 10:29 AM (QP+6w)
v. DAVENPORT, ATTORNEY GENERAL OF NEW
JERSEY
SCOTUS held for First Choice 9-0
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 10:29 AM (7W1xd)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 10:28 AM (G0vdT)
Hopefully the makeup crew can get the shine of wet pussy off her face beforehand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
The place is in ruins. You can get that in Detroit.
Posted by: Roof Is Gone! at April 29, 2026 10:30 AM (oftw2)
Nice to see senior Democrats taking this whole "turn down the temperature" thing seriously.
Head on a swivel.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 10:31 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 10:28 AM (G0vdT)
It's not like they could have Jackson read it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:31 AM (ExV1e)
Not high enough. Republicans need to exit the midterms fearing the future of their party. We need to take enough Senate seats so Fetterman isn't the 50th Republican vote.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk have been working hard to cheat. Go out and vote. Don't listen to polls.
People are still supporting Republicans? Why? They're mishandling literally everything, including the "solutions" they promised and came up with themselves.
Absolutely huge poll. Hope momentum continues and carries into November. D+10 wins the Senate, including Texas, if people show up.
The MAGA media machine has not kicked in yet. With Ellison buying CNN and other media outlets under billionaires control, talk to me in October and see if it is still 10pts.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 10:32 AM (ycI94)
Has Fetterman voted with R's on anything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
pssst. It's not 10 points now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 10:33 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 10:32 AM (ycI94)
Well. For starters, Republicans aren't trying to force my 9 year-old daughter to get naked around boys.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
AFAIK, he's voted with the Republicans on a few things where his vote didn't matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
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[forgot to mention:] ... and knowingly put the lives of their fellow conservative Justices (and families) at risk of assassination.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: WisRich
I wish I could read my decisions from the bench...
Posted by: Justice KBJ at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (aUMnT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:35 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Justice KBJ at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ycI94)
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I just wish you could read.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:35 AM (VdTX+)
So if she's around I read the content.
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 10:35 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
What's the problem again?
Posted by: Biden and Muhammad high-fiving each other at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: She said at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (W5mpo)
https://www.youtube.com/live/xZm-xdkZqhc
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
The cops turned the stabber's head into a soccer ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (HaMCX)
https://www.youtube.com/live/xZm-xdkZqhc
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:34 AM (aUMnT)
By design.
Keir Starmer raises a glass.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (HaMCX)
The cops will be convicted of something before the stabber will.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 10:37 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (HaMCX)
That's on TOUSI's feed right now ... cops required help from a bystander despite the soccer practice.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:38 AM (aUMnT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 10:38 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bulg
You could be both under Tiberius. Paul was a Jew and a citizen. Because of that Teutoberg unpleasantness, the Romans did try to be careful about whom they allowed full citizen rights, but Joseph for all we know had them.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 10:38 AM (tL5sl)
Redistrict the entire South.
--
May Jim Clyburn be sweating bullets.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 10:39 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
1- we don't know who did it or why and decry all violence
2- they were Muslim migrants that yelled "Allah Ackbar", but migrants commit crimes at lower rates than other groups
3- you're racist for noticing this pattern, which incites anti-Muslim backlash, and are under arrest
Posted by: British response to Muslim terror attack at April 29, 2026 10:39 AM (ycI94)
From the summary, basically, minorities have to provide an alternate map that DOES NOT use race but still accomplishes the partisan goal of the state.
And "blacks = Democrats/Democrats = blacks" is not a valid claim that the proposed map was racially based.
That's how all these minority-majority districts were created.
And the Court specifically threw that out.
To make it clear: Dems can no longer just whine "it was racist, we know it was racist because all Republicans are racists!" and get maps thrown out.
1) they have to prove the racial motivation--not infer it
2) they have to prove an alternate map will provide the same R/D mix w/o using race.
100% of their challenges will fail now.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 10:40 AM (tUP1A)
Posted by: gKWVE
Good point. I was thinking only in ethnic terms, not legal ones.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)
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Wait, how can this happen -- don't they now have common-sense assault knife control in London, if not all of Britain?
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:40 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 10:28 AM (G0vdT)
It's not like they could have Jackson read it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:31 AM (ExV1e)
Well...to be fair, she doesn't understand the Constitution.
Now, if we're talking the choreography of "Wicked'..well, yeah! She's an expert on that.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 10:41 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at April 29, 2026 10:41 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:41 AM (aUMnT)
I'ma take a wild guess that the stabber wasn't James Groucutt just back from the lacrosse at Eton.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 10:41 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:41 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Step 1: Stomp. Don't kick.
Step 2: Refer to step 1.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:42 AM (HaMCX)
*I can't make out what is on the tomb. I don't know Latin.*
"Tacocat Spelled Backwards Is Tacocat.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 29, 2026 10:43 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 29, 2026 10:27 AM
Enjoy! Definitely do the museum at the Acropolis. Just don't look down as you're walking in.
By Wednesday I should be in Thessaloniki. I'm looking forward to the break.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 10:43 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:44 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (HaMCX)
Which is, absolutely, the only surprising part of the story.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
A very low bar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 10:44 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: naturalfake
Heh. My son had that t-shirt.
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
I was wearing my Tacocat t-shirt for exercise this morning, and decided tp-
put y'all some knowledge.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 10:45 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:46 AM (aUMnT)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
There a growing market for urban chain mail: https://tinyurl.com/3vw9nnem
Really weird coincidence it's growing as 3rd world migrants are invading the West and stabbing people. Kinda neat product...smaller rings than historical, weld closed so extra strong, but light and flexible.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 10:46 AM (ycI94)
JUSTICE JACKSON join, dissenting.
Consider the story of a hypothetical congressional district
in a hypothetical State, subjected to a redistricting scheme.
The example is admittedly stylized, but in its essence simulates the dispute before us, and clarifies the immense issues at stake.
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As the kids might say...oh my god fuck all the way off with this dumb shit
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 10:46 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)
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We need some TACOcat Trump memes.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:47 AM (VdTX+)
Redistrict the entire South.
THIS
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 10:47 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Brother Maynard at April 29, 2026 10:48 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Damn. I thought we burned them all last month!
Posted by: Totally peaceful Muslim migrants in London at April 29, 2026 10:49 AM (ycI94)
circle district, slicing it into six pie pieces and allocating one
each to six new, still solidly White congressional districts.
The State’s Black voters are now widely dispersed, and (unlike the State’s White voters) lack any ability to elect a representative of their choice. Election after election, Black
citizens’ votes are, by every practical measure, wasted.
Do these dumb twats not realize that they're describing exactly what Virginia is trying to do with the votes of the people in the more rural parts of the state?
Holy shit being this stupid should be physically painful.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 10:49 AM (oqH4h)
1) they have to prove the racial motivation--not infer it
2) they have to prove an alternate map will provide the same R/D mix w/o using race.
100% of their challenges will fail now.
Au contraire, mon ami.
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at April 29, 2026 10:49 AM (Riz8t)
Given KJB's behavior, it's hard to muster concern over skipping "respectfully."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 10:49 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (aUMnT)
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I think there are.
And now the Republicans in those districts can sue the state and force a non-racial map.
We can now force blue states to redistrict and they can only use R/D vote as the criteria.
From the opinion, for 40 years we assumed the answer to "can a state discriminate on the basis of race to comply with section 2?" was "yes."
It is now "no."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (tUP1A)
But racism is good when it discriminates against white people! There are so many historical injustices to right, and other races have culture, so they deserve to be represented by people of their own race.
And most importantly, fuck white people.
Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (R/457)
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I wonder if there will eventually be a growing market for urban crossbows, longbows, and trebuchets?
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (VdTX+)
Redistricting along racial lines 👎
Redistricting along political lines 👍
Does that sum it up?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:52 AM (aUMnT)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)
That would be an excellent name for a taco truck.
TacocaT
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2026 10:52 AM (g8Ew8)
citizens’ votes are, by every practical measure, wasted.
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Now do Conservatives in New England.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at April 29, 2026 10:53 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (aUMnT)
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"This tragedy could have been averted with a President Harris in office."
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:53 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2026 10:53 AM (aUMnT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:54 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 10:54 AM (viF8m)
They may even get to the point of encouraging assassination of opposition leaders to prevent it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:54 AM (R/457)
That says, "no election law changes if an election is pending."
Under the TX redistricting case, "pending" is roughly 90 days.
States have around 2-3 months to 1) redistrict, and 2) complete the primaries.
Leaving at least 90 days to the start of early voting for the General Election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 10:54 AM (tUP1A)
Redistricting along racial lines 👎
Redistricting along political lines 👍
Does that sum it up?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (jehhT)
It's only OK when they do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
People are still supporting Republicans? Why? They're mishandling literally everything, including the "solutions" they promised and came up with themselves.
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They say these things, but never offer any specific examples. It's rhetorical label-flinging.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 10:55 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (R/457)
I don't think anyone is making that argument. The closest we've come is "wow, I didn't think this was being released so soon."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)
Leaving at least 90 days to the start of early voting for the General Election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 10:54 AM (tUP1A)
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Gingles being overturned was only ever going to have a real effect for 2028 being argued last year.
AL might take advantage of it (LA will, obviously), but the FL map, for instance, is actually in alignment with Gingles (and the FL constitution which has racial requirements).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Census Bureau Twat With Purple Hair and Nose Ring at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (VdTX+)
I've made a coif and two suits of chainmail. That crap on her crotch is very poorly made and can barely be called mail let alone chain. I bet she leave links littering everywhere she walks.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (G4ajv)
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They say these things, but never offer any specific examples. It's rhetorical label-flinging.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 10:55 AM (XeU6L)
They say it right there. "EVERYTHING."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
A very low bar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 10:44 AM
*looks in mirror*
Yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (R/457)
I don't think anyone is making that argument. The closest we've come is "wow, I didn't think this was being released so soon."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)
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Well, it's a light commenting morning and the thread isn't about it (please, ace, 1st post of the day).
I'm sure it'll come.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (R/457)
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Think again!
Posted by: Census Bureau Twat With Purple Hair and Nose Ring at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (qUkBO)
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Trump fired the head of the Census Bureau within the first week of taking office again.
He estimated populations for 2020, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:57 AM (R/457)
I paint occasionally and with a painting you can keep going forever. I once heard someone observe that a painting is done when you are tired of looking at it. Very true for me. Onto the next!!!
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 10:57 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: ballistic
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I have a bumper sticker: 'Too Bad Ignorance Isn't Painful'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2026 10:58 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
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Gas is back up to where it was under Biden!
Sure, it's there because Trump is reorganizing the petrodollar world to favor us in a massive way, but he should have thought of a temporary increase at the pump and its effects on the midterms before making long term strategic decisions that advantage the US.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:58 AM (R/457)
Redistricting along racial lines 👎
Redistricting along political lines 👍
Does that sum it up?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (jehhT)
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And the Dems have the built-in bonus of what are still likely 30-40 million illegal (not to mention millions more legal) alien residents in their favor, being based on total population, including illegal aliens and non-citizens, as determined by the decennial census.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:58 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:51 AM (VdTX+)
I've made a coif and two suits of chainmail. That crap on her crotch is very poorly made and can barely be called mail let alone chain. I bet she leave links littering everywhere she walks.
Posted by: Reforger
Made a throat guard for paintball goggles. Saved my neck more than once.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:58 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2026 10:59 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 10:58 AM (VdTX+)
Fixing that decision, so that illegals don't count for apportionment, would get the border locked tight in about 10 seconds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:59 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 10:59 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 10:59 AM (ExV1e)
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President Vance will try it, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 10:59 AM (R/457)
Posted by: Jose at April 29, 2026 11:00 AM (V6W16)
I've made a coif and two suits of chainmail. That crap on her crotch is very poorly made and can barely be called mail let alone chain. I bet she leave links littering everywhere she walks.
Posted by: Reforger
Women weren't designed to swallow woman juice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 11:00 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 11:00 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:58 AM (HaMCX)
I haven't made any since about 1987. I now own all the tools I wished I had back then. Mainly a lathe. I might give it a whirl again someday.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 11:01 AM (G4ajv)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 11:02 AM (jcC6S)
The cops turned the stabber's head into a soccer ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 10:36 AM (HaMCX)
Need more of this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 11:02 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: cmeat at April 29, 2026 11:15 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
And those shoes!! Yeeesh!!
Posted by: Johnny at April 29, 2026 12:12 PM (5xuJ/)
The Morning Report — 4/ 29/26
“As President Trump observed during his state visit to Britain last autumn, ‘the bond of kinship and identity between America is priceless and eternal, it is irreplacable and unbreakable,” he added to a standing ovation from the Congress. “The alliance that our two nations have built over the centuries, and for which we are profoundly grateful to the American people, is truly unique, and that alliance is what Henry Kissinger described as Kennedy’s ‘soaring vision’ of an Atlantic relationship based on twin pillars, Europe and America. That partnership, I believe, Mr Speaker, is more important today than it has ever been.”Blah blah blah blah blah... Britain is gone. It has been all but subsumed into a Zombie hellscape of a Socialist/Islamic republic, with much of Europe well on its way to suffering that same fate even within my shrinking day-by-day lifespan (and I hope I'm dead and gone before it happens).
And NATO should've been dismantled years ago. It serves zero purpose but to prop up failed Western European welfare states... When Westminster Abbey becomes the next Hagia Sophia, then tell me about that "eternal alliance" as your head gets lopped off with a rusty meat cleaver on Al JazBBC-zira.
President Donald Trump’s declaration that, for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, “the party is over” was treated like a barbarian shout in the salon. Yet his statement has the impolite virtue of being true. For 75 years, Europe has hosted the most expensive open bar in history, all of it paid for by the United States, and called this dependency an “alliance.” Now, when the bill is presented and the host suggests perhaps the guests might behave as if they own something besides opinions, they are scandalized. Nothing has exposed this charade more clearly than the recent confrontation with Iran. The most revealing actor was NATO Europe, which, at the precise moment when it had the strongest interest in American protection, chose instead to lecture, obstruct, and deny access to bases that exist only thanks to American power and American money.No Kings indeed!!! If NATO can miraculously embrace a new mission of "No Emirs, Imams, Sultans along with Socialist Apparatchiks and Chi-Com Mandarins," I might reconsider my attitude provided they, EUROPE, foot at least 60% of the bill, permanently. On a more positive note, whatever one thinks of our conflict with Iran, and how it will ultimately play out, President Donald Trump's actions caused this happened and will no doubt have positive reverberations economically and geopolitically for years to come.
OPEC’s stranglehold on the global economy is finally coming apart at the seams — thanks in large part to President Donald Trump’s efforts at home and abroad — and the result will be freer markets, long-term lower energy price and less debt slavery for developing nations. On Tuesday, the United Arab Emirates, long frustrated with OPEC’s limits on its oil production, declared its intent to leave the consortium within days to be free to meet consumer demand for energy on its own terms.Meanwhile here at home in the wake of the latest leftist Democrat attempt to overthrow the American Republic by assassinating our President and his cabinet, it certainly seems as if the tone of the response by actual conservative pundits has taken a very distinct turn. Here are but two.
The American Left Is In Thrall To Political Violence. It Has To Be Destroyed. . . Left-wing political violence won’t end unless it’s actively stopped. We are not going to argue our way to peace.Very True John Daniel Davidson of the Federalist. He doesn't mince words. Am I correct in reading that as a call for a violent response to their violence and/or a preemptive move to take them down with extreme prejudice? And this from FrontPage Mag's Josh Hammer
Leftist Political Violence is an Existential Threat to the RepublicWhile he's not as overt perhaps nor directly calling for a violent response/preemption as Mr. Davidson does, nevertheless makes the very same point. Declaring the Left an "Existential threat" is not an allegory. So boys as I have asked numerous times in the past, what is to be done? I too am at the end of my rope, and one day either us or them will be on the wrong end of an actual, not rhetorical rope! Have a great day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
- Glenn Reynolds: Republicans may soon need to write a thank-you note to Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy. By convincing American business that a Democrat-controlled government is an existential threat, Murphy could be the guy who wins the midterms for the GOP.But Murphy’s problem isn’t really that these industries are too concentrated — it’s that he and his party don’t entirely control them. . . Well, I may not be a billionaire, but when somebody says he plans to destroy me if he wins back power, I’m going to do my best to make sure he never gets the chance. Let’s see if the actual billionaires are equally smart.
Democrats’ rants confirm their enemies list is serious business
- TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
- Nadler used the divisive and false description this week as he promoted legislation to ban Trump’s name from appearing on federal buildings.
Jerry Nadler Ups Rhetoric After Another Assassination Attempt on Trump: ‘America’s Chief Insurrectionist’
- Everything Barack Obama interjects into public discourse always appears neutral on its face, but in truth is delivered within a systemic context or tone.
Violent Barack Obama Rejects the Idea of Violence
- Years of dehumanizing rhetoric don’t stay rhetorical—they culminate in bloodshed, and Kirk’s killing stands as the consequence, not the exception, of that political culture.
The Blood on Their Hands: How the Left’s Rhetoric Murdered Charlie Kirk and Keeps Targeting Trump AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN! - A final song of resistance against the terrorist regime.
Iranians About to be Executed Sing a Message to the World About the Deadly Regime
- “The straits [are] basically the equivalent of an economic nuclear weapon that they’re trying to use against the world, and they’re bragging about it. … Imagine if those same people had access to a nuclear weapon.”
Rubio Warns Iran’s Oil Blackmail a Preview of How it Would Wield Nuclear Power
- Writing on Truth Social, Trump rebuked Merz directly, stating that “the Chancellor of Germany, Friedrich Merz, thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon,” adding, “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about!”
Trump Blasts German Chancellor Merz over Iran: ‘Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About’ CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - Left-wing political violence won’t end unless it’s actively stopped. We are not going to argue our way to peace.
The American Left Is In Thrall To Political Violence. It Has To Be Destroyed
- Enough is enough.
Leftist Political Violence is an Existential Threat to the Republic - Wannabe Barack Obama has thoughts. (Wannabe Poppa Doc, poppa Ooh Mao/Mau-Mau - jjs)
Hakeem Jeffries Stands by ‘Maximum Warfare’ Comments Against Republicans
- Barack Obama’s tacky, hyperpartisan post-presidency is welcome insofar as it serves to remind the public of his tacky, hyperpartisan leadership style.
Obama’s gaffe about WHCD shooter Cole Allen is just the latest in the former president’s legacy of lies
- The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA) reported the government grants in its latest tax filing covering July 2024 through June 2025, the month that Los Angeles, California, was set ablaze by anti-deportation rioters. The chaos kicked off in June 2025 after CHIRLA created an anti-ICE network that led to a union leader’s arrest and encouraged supporters to arrive at a federal building for a rally that turned violent, the Daily Caller News Foundation previously reported. CHIRLA defended the mob as rioting against deportations spread across central California for days and caused damages somewhere between $32 million and $1 billion. . .
Anti-ICE Group Received Millions From Taxpayers In A Year — Here’s What We Got In Return
- A conservative traffic court judge continues his fight against the Illinois Supreme Court. He argues there is a double standard, as an outspoken liberal judge is allowed to remain on the bench while commenting on current political topics.
Illinois Supreme Court Accused of Double Standard in Judge’s Removal Over Pro-Trump Comments
- If right-wing hate is so prevalent in America, why does the left have to fund it?
Will The Real Hate Group Please Stand Up
- The hearing follows a DOJ report detailing exactly how the Biden junta used the FACE Act to imprison nearly two dozen pro-lifers.
House Republicans, Weaponization Victims Make The Case For Repealing The FACE Act
- For too long, conservatives have stood by while the Left has converted the Fair Housing Act into an ideological project.
Let’s Make Civil Rights Enforcement Constitutional Again - Moms For Liberty members faced threats of violence after the SPLC named their organization a "hate group."
The SPLC Put American Moms In The Crosshairs While Funding Actual Extremists
- Discovery is going to be delicious.
There’s Never Just One Cockroach "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The couple had only been married for 16 days at the time of the fatal collision.
EXCLUSIVE: ICE Hunts Down Illegal Trucker Accused Of Killing Newlyweds — Sanctuary City Let Him Go THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - “Homeland Security Investigations in cooperation with our law enforcement partners executed criminal search warrants in Minneapolis relating to the rampant fraud of U.S. taxpayers dollars.”
FBI Raids Minneapolis Child Care Facilities Connected to Fraud Investigations
- Mehmet Oz is taking down California's health-care fraud network.
The fraud party is ending
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Some formulas give race more weight than any other variable
EXCLUSIVE: In Cities Across America, Homeless Services Are Doled Out Based on Race and Sexual Identity
- Local officials bid furiously to attract games, apparently without understanding the costs. Fans and taxpayers are paying the price.
Will U.S. Cities Regret Hosting World Cup? WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Three sold-out dates in Vienna were scrapped after investigators uncovered details of the alleged plan.
ISIS-inspired man pleads guilty to plotting attack at Taylor Swift concert in Austria
- The rise and ruin of the West’s favorite Islamist intellectual.
The Fall of Tariq SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - Fox News reported that this indictment may be in relation to an Instagram photo he posted of an “8647” shell formation on a beach. He later deleted the post and claimed that he did not mean to associate the message with a threat against Donald Trump.
Report: Justice Department Indicts Former FBI Director James Comey for Second Time
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - FCC Chairman Brendan Carr has criticized Disney’s diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
FCC Reviews Disney, ABC Broadcast Licenses over ‘Unlawful Discrimination’...It noted that while the Disney’s ABC has purported to respond to two FCC letters, the agency has determined that “additional actions are appropriate at this time.”
- ...In reality, this Salon piece is a superb example of how the establishment media lies. . . but if Salon told its hapless leftist readers what they really did say, they might end up agreeing and becoming MAGA Republicans. Lying to them ensures that they’ll stay on the reservation, but it’s telling. A political party or faction that has to lie to its supporters to make sure that they remain supporters is not likely to have a bright future: reality will win out in the end.
Salon Mag: ‘Under Trump, It’s Become Acceptable to Hate All Muslims’
- The Post demonstrated just how low it’s willing to go — even if it means dragging a justice’s kids into the fray.
By Exploiting Her Kids, WaPo Sinks To New Low In Latest Bullying Campaign Against Justice Barrett* * * * * - The effort to impede American AI innovation has made inroads with Bernie Sanders, who is set to speak on 'the existential threat of AI' alongside two CCP-backed academics
Chinese Propaganda Outlets Jump Into Crusade Against Data Centers as Beijing Races To Achieve AI Supremacy THE ECONOMY, STUPID - The Conference Board’s Consumer Confidence Index climbed to 92.8 from an upwardly revised 92.2 in March, handily beating the consensus forecast of 89 in surveys of economists conducted by both Bloomberg and the Wall Street Journal.
Consumer Confidence Defies Expectations, Rises in April as Labor Market Outlook Brightens
- If the American Dream goes away, both in practice and in collective memory, we will be a fundamentally different, unrecognizable nation, and a poorer one for it, both materially and in spirit.
Without the American Dream, There Would be no America
- You think your retirement is safe?
The Real (and Revolting) Definition of Private Credit RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - Climate eschatology is so pervasive an ideology that opponents of it, like me, must be judicious in choosing which battles to focus on, lest our efforts be diluted; but one such battle of importance is being waged at present.
Judiciary guidelines on science vs. pseudoscience
- California is strangling its own energy base—then blaming oil companies for the predictable fallout of shortages, wildfires, and policies built on ideology instead of economics.
California’s Climate Overreach AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - Prosecutors claim Morens, co-conspirator #1, and others “conspired to defraud and commit several offenses against” America after NHI terminated a grant, Understanding the Risk of Bat Coronavirus Emergence, for co-conspirator #1 during the pandemic
Former Top Fauci Advisor Indicted for Concealing COVID Records. EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - The complaint from attorney Amir Makled praised the gunman, Ali Naji, as a 'truly remarkable individual' who should have faced 'deescalation' techniques rather than lethal force
Dem Nominee for UMich Board of Regents Filed ‘Wrongful Death’ Suit on Behalf of Attempted Cop-Killer Whose Gun Jammed While Trying To Shoot Up a Police Station During Christmas Toy Drive SECOND AMENDMENT - . . .if they can restrict the opportunity to buy firearms from the legal dealers, then that means less people will be able to buy firearms and what this really does is it doesn’t really attack the major manufacturers and distributors, it really goes after these mom-and-pop stores that don’t have a team of lawyers to go through this insane amount of paperwork.”
Democrat Devises Another Trojan Horse To Strangle Gun Store Owners THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - The Virginia Supreme Court’s decision delays the implementation of the Democrats’ redistricting plan, creating uncertainty ahead of the midterm elections in November. The decision by Virginia’s Supreme Court comes at a time when multiple states, such as California, Texas, and Florida, are scrambling to redraw their congressional maps before the midterms.
Virginia Supreme Court Maintains Block on Certifying Redistricting Referendum
- “While we expected to find some cases, this is higher than we anticipated,” Hayes said in a statement. “The benefit of entering into cross-state and federal database checks is that it allows us to uncover issues like this. Our goal is to use every available and legal tool at our disposal to achieve the most accurate voter rolls possible.”
North Carolina Finds 34K Dead People on State Voter Rolls DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Trone Garriott, an ordained minister in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) running in Iowa’s 3rd congressional district, made the remarks during the Iowa Secular Summit in July 2023, where she appeared to be presenting to a group of attendees using a PowerPoint.
EXCLUSIVE: ‘Who’s Paying Me’ — Iowa Dem Candidate Admits To Morphing Persona POLITICS - Republican Jeannie LaCroix, 64, won a special election for a Prince William County Board of Supervisors seat defeating Democratic nominee Muhammed Sufiyan Casim, 36, a Muslim Pakistani immigrant, who in the 2010s made a series of online posts containing racist, misogynist and antisemitic content. . .
Republican Wins Upset In Deep-Blue Seat After Muslim Democrat Busted For Racist Tweets
- The deadlock in voter preference underscores the competitive nature of the upcoming midterms and highlights the potential influence of independent voters. The poll also suggests that geopolitical tensions and domestic issues like cost of living and military actions could sway voter sentiment.
DATA: Midterms Deadlocked Between Dems and GOP. FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - “Speaking in this renowned chamber of debate and deliberation, I cannot help but think of my late mother Elizabeth, who in 1991 was also afforded this single honour and similarly spoke under the watchful eye of the statue of freedom above us. Today I am here to express the highest regard and friendship of the British people to the people of the United States.”
King Charles III Hails ‘Eternal’ Alliance Between Britain and America in Historic Address to Congress
- The world leaders both chose items with historical significance.
Trump, King Charles Swap Historic Gifts During State Visit - The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) Marxist terrorist group unleashed a deadly wave of 31 different terrorist attacks over the weekend — including a deadly highway bomb blast on Saturday that killed 21 civilians in what is now being described as the worst terrorist attack Colombia has suffered in decades.
Colombia: Marxist FARC Kills 21 in Worst Terrorist Attack in Decades
- Counter-terror investigators in Northern Ireland arrested a 66-year-old man days after a car bomb went off outside a police station southwest of central Belfast, detectives said.
Car Bomb Explodes Outside Police Station, Cops Arrest Elderly Terror Suspect - Prime Minister Netanyahu: “The ICC is a corrupt court that serves as a lawfare platform used by rogue regimes.”
Qatar Reportedly Vowed to ‘Look After’ Disgraced ICC Prosecutor if He Targeted Netanyahu
- The Islamic Republic today offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and OPEC's number three oil producer just said "Sayonara!" to the decades-old price-fixing organization.
It Must Be Tuesday: Yet Another Seismic Event Shakes up the Persian Gulf
- OPEC’s stranglehold on the global economy is finally coming apart at the seams — thanks in large part to President Donald Trump’s efforts at home and abroad — and the result will be freer markets, long-term lower energy price and less debt slavery for developing nations. On Tuesday, the United Arab Emirates, long frustrated with OPEC’s limits on its oil production, declared its intent to leave the consortium within days to be free to meet consumer demand for energy on its own terms.
OPEC’s end will be a win for humanity and America — another Trump miracle
- The leader of Mexico’s most powerful criminal business is now facing the music.
They got ‘The Gardener’ in Mexico
- Why does the government have to bribe such criminals to leave?
Syrian Crime Family in Germany Paid to Return Home
- 49 people drowned because he stuffed too many into a boat that couldn't bear their weight.
Italian Campaigner for Migrants Marries Her Libyan Muslim Criminal Lover
- There exists a growing mismatch between the original design of the “rules based” order and the evolving realities of modern conflict.
Three Cheers for the Collapsing ‘Rules Based’ Global Order ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - the 3,100-foot-wide unnamed crater is located smack dab in the middle of the candidate landing zone on Mars for SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft, as shown by the overview map above.
A cool crater in Starship’s prime candidate zone on Mars
- ...this new tax is expected to provide ample funds to allow the FAA to
expand its licensing operations to meet the growing launch industry. The
real challenge will be whether the bureaucracy can stay focused on its
main task of serving the public, or use the money to build a new
bureaucratic empire aimed at garnering power over the private sector.
History suggests we should be pessimistic, and expect the latter.
FAA to begin taxing launches by payload weight CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Christian Toto:These stars got fired for far less, and the Legacy Media stayed mum
Kimmel Survives Melania Joke, Exposes Free Speech Hypocrisy
- We don't need to try and nudge Kimmel and his moribund talk show off the air — he's nudging himself. He's also getting a generous assist from the inevitable death of broadcast late-night shows. A favorite line of mine recently is that Jimmy Kimmel is unwittingly determined to become the final nail in the broadcast network late-night coffin. All we have to do is ignore him and let him do just that.
Here's an Idea — Just Let Jimmy Kimmel Continue to Cancel Himself
- Little things, like the abolishment of formal office attire, hint at deep cracks in the
foundation of American society.
The Real-Time Collapse of American Society.
- A generation that forgot history is flirting with repeating it. (They didn't FORGET history so much as they were lied to and deceived and brainwashed about it. But still - jjs)
Communism’s Comeback – and America’s Amnesia HITHER & YON - Seventy years ago this month, a New York City gangster paid a hoodlum $1,175 to splash six ounces of sulfuric acid in Riesel’s face. Naturally, that event would be the climax of any retelling of Riesel’s life. But it is neither the beginning nor the end of the story. (New Yorkers of a certain age may recall Riesel's nightly vituperative point/counterpoint debates with Dr. Martin Abend on the Channel 5 Ten O'Clock news, in which Abend demolished Riesel's leftist idiocy - jjs)
Victor Riesel’s Trial By Acid
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 07:37 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 07:39 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:39 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY)
Al Gore is back, baby! Add another link to your climate change section:
https://tinyurl.com/2bjj6mr7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 07:40 AM (74zY1)
I give it til spring before the gazillion dollar "Wildlife Bridge" becomes the "David DePape Memorial Hobo Fuckpit & Shooting Gallery."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 07:41 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 29, 2026 07:42 AM (w3u3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 07:43 AM (1Ff7Z)
Because they want enemies and nobody is volunteering for the job.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 07:43 AM (RjOoY)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: John Thune at April 29, 2026 07:44 AM (53oGX)
Now with curbside pharmaceuticals and coin operated women!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:46 AM (Cif43)
She personally called all the NGOs to find out who they were giving the money to
Not a single NGO had given any money to actual fire victims of the Pacific Palisades and Altadena fires
Reminder, investigators were able to track roughly $75 million had been granted to 120–188 nonprofits. Not a dime went to victims directly
Gavin Newsom created a NGO and got some of the money
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 07:47 AM (7W1xd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 07:47 AM (7W1xd)
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Would you like to buy a book?
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 29, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)
May he return home and have a painful death and be forgotten to history, never to bother anyone again with his stupidity and inbred ranting.
Posted by: Beefeater at April 29, 2026 07:49 AM (QP+6w)
- John Daniel Davidson of the Federalist.
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I think he's a bit late to the party acknowledging this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
And yet, the Left's action and rhetoric is making them new enemies every day.
Imagine being a member of CENTCOM's team, and know your life is threatened by the Left, who only have OPSEC for the nation's enemies. They want to make all your effort wasted, all the lives lost pointless, rather than sacrifices for a better future.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 07:51 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:51 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Dental Care Tip of the Day:
Brush teeth after sucking on tampons.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 07:51 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 07:51 AM (1Ff7Z)
Do I have to?
Posted by: Tim Walz, Friend of Tampons at April 29, 2026 07:54 AM (QP+6w)
- John Daniel Davidson of the Federalist.
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I think he's a bit late to the party acknowledging this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (jehhT)
Nobody's volunteering to step up and actually stop it.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)
- John Daniel Davidson of the Federalist.
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I think he's a bit late to the party acknowledging this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (jehhT)
Nobody's volunteering to step up and actually stop it.
Posted by: XTC
Remove the criminal penalties and I'll start this afternoon.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 07:56 AM (HaMCX)
My late wife would have been glued to her TV. With a partial Canadian background, she was a fan of the Royal family. Recently I donated both TVs to Goodwill.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 07:56 AM (HaMCX)
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They've been removed for some but not all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (jehhT)
Nobody's volunteering to step up and actually stop it.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)
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I think it'll have to be a bunch of somebodies. But it's important to realize that the left isn't going to just lay down. Ever. He says "actively stopped" referring to their violence and what needs to be done.
He's not wrong about that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 07:58 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 07:56 AM (HaMCX)
Start building up a network of funding, lawyers, and judges like the Left did.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 07:58 AM (iXqHn)
I hope I have as much fun today as yesterday when Ace posted the vid of Prosobiec confronting JoJo from Jersey with the fact that the recent attempted assassin had retweeted her posts. She seriously went boink. Glorious
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 07:59 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: TeeJ at April 29, 2026 07:59 AM (PpROq)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)
We gotta make payroll for all our $300K/yr VPs. -- NGOs
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)
Also the left: Of course we need NATO. And should pay for it. And I don't care if you don't like Europe's domestic policies around hate speech. How else are we going to stage for a war against Russia?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 07:59 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 07:56 AM (HaMCX)
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They've been removed for some but not all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
And therein lies the problem.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:00 AM (HaMCX)
Ya know, I would accept being whipped and castigated by the Archbishop of Canterbury for my actions against the Left.
Will no one rid us of ** opens long list **.
Lots of candidates for the top ten on that list.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: XTC
We don't have 30 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:01 AM (HaMCX)
Walking, not stalking. No hook-ups are part of my quest for cardiovascular fitness and less social isolation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 08:02 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:02 AM (Cif43)
Will no one rid us of ** opens long list **.
Lots of candidates for the top ten on that list.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I don't feel like spending my remaining years in a Texas or federal prison.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (HaMCX)
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Hey, remember when Roseanne was shamed, shunned, fired and practically sent to Siberia because she said Valerie Jarrett looked like an extra from Planet of the Apes? Apparently, that is way, way worse than "joking" about assassination of the President of the United States.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ)
After the Kansas trip I must have been *tired*. I slept over eight hours at a crack, until 6:30 am. I have not done that, literally, in years. Linda has probably gotten the furry thugs used to a later breakfast, too. It's seven am now; time I fed them, and me too.
Thurs. & Fri. will be rain days here in Da Swamp, so I suppose washing the car would be pointless. Except it needs it after traveling, what, 2K miles, with only one wash in that time?
Grocery time today, too.
So whassup?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: resist_we_much at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (cpys8)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:01 AM (HaMCX)
Well nobody's going to hand you a "Start killin', no prosecutions!" card.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 08:04 AM (iXqHn)
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I think it's usually right about here in the story a grizzled commenter will sonorously intone the time honored phrase:
N______ W___ H_____.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)
A panopticon society raises the bar of actions of people with something to lose. The days of being an anonymous member of society are gone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)
Back home?
I'm sorry.
Awaiting the full after action report.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 08:06 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 08:06 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: XTC
That's what it's going to take. Because we've asked nicely and they told us to gf ourselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:07 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:01 AM (HaMCX)
Well nobody's going to hand you a "Start killin', no prosecutions!" card.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 08:04 AM (iXqHn)
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The left will have to be "actively stopped." If we actually get to that point (open warfare) the judiciary will be the least of our worries.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 08:08 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ
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This is awesome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:08 AM (Cif43)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2026 08:08 AM (6dkTT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)
They didn't for 200 either.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026 08:08 AM (1Ff7Z)
fixed it
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:09 AM (/+uur)
The left claims that we can have utopia if only the people that won't believe in it are uh...dealt with.
No poverty, no hate, no hunger, everything bad goes away if everyone just believes the right things.
Now, if you believed that what wouldn't you do? Wouldn't you be willing to force those wrong thinkers to think correctly or just...stop being?
And the leaders of the left, who do NOT believe this vision have paid no price for the violence of their flunkies so why would they call it off?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 08:09 AM (sKqQm)
grab as much wine as you can and run!
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2026 08:09 AM (n9XW8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfrebyp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:10 AM (n3VHW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)
https://tinyurl.com/272frjvr
Posted by: one hour sober at April 29, 2026 08:10 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2026 08:11 AM (EfPCc)
Never have so many been betrayed so relentlessly, and with such damaging effect, by so few.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 08:11 AM (fZiTB)
Which is why they find common cause with muslims.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)
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things to stay away from: Posobiec' garbage and Piers Morgan's tabloid show
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:11 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)
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Obviously, I'm hoping for the best, despite the GOP's efforts to do exactly nothing to help further Trump's agenda. Personally, the SAVE Act is a particular source of deep anger for me.
I recall The Dog Eater losing 63 House seats in, I believe, his 1st midterms.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:14 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:14 AM (Cif43)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)
https://tinyurl.com/272frjvr
Posted by: one hour sober at April 29, 2026 08:10 AM (Y1sOo)
"You're trying to hold me responsible for my words?!?!?"
FFS.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)
@78 runner agreed, I avoid Prosobiec and Morgan, but this clip was a thing of beauty
@74 one hour sober - thx
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:16 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:14 AM (Cif43)
Congrats on the nick fix.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
Democrats lose seats because they do things. Republicans lose seats because they don't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)
Dems traditionally need +3 to get parity
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 08:18 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:18 AM (Cif43)
>>@nicksortor
>>🚨 JUST IN: James Comey is expected to surrender to federal authorities TODAY, and officially be placed UNDER ARREST
>>That's when he'll get his mugshot taken and be fingerprinted.
>>Comey will surrender to the Eastern District of Virginia, but will have to fight this case in the Eastern District of North Carolina, where he was indicted on multiple felonies by a grand jury.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 08:19 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:19 AM (Cif43)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:14 AM (GD0B3)
Another one bites the dust? I read his book, "Unhuman," a summary history of Leftist regimes. It professed to offer a prescription. It didn't, just platitudes.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 08:20 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)
They should be treated like Salem witches.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:20 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 08:19 AM (Cif43)
I saw that real time. It was fun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
*rhetorical, as revolutionaries always and forever want revolution
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:21 AM (zYpTz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:21 AM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 08:20 AM (gu0hJ)
This! I had your brainwave on this when I read the link. Tie if accurate does not help the Dems at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2026 08:22 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)
17 Iran's currency fall to new low of 1.8 million rials equaling 1 US dollar.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 07:46 AM (Cif43)
For fun, I looked up the cost of toilet paper in Tehran. 4 rolls of toilet paper currently cost 936,337 Iranian rials.
This means that if you own 10 rolls of toilet paper, you are officially an Iranian multi-millionaire!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 08:23 AM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 08:24 AM (DECkL)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
In exchange for ruining healthcare forever.
The Democrats purged all their blue dogs in that midterm so that when people got sick of the milquetoast GOPers who took those seats, they'd elect more hardcore leftist activist candidates.
And they did.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 08:24 AM (iXqHn)
“The straits [are] basically the equivalent of an economic nuclear weapon that they’re trying to use against the world, and they’re bragging about it,” he said.
Now do OPEC
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:25 AM (/+uur)
That'll stop that shit toot sweet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Inogame at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 08:20 AM (fZiTB)
"another one"? the only reason anyone looked at him is because of his association with TPUSA, where Kirk kept him on a lead
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (GD0B3)
>>That's when he'll get his mugshot taken and be fingerprinted."
++++
Tee hee.
Posted by: Strozk and Page at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)
Nothing says American like an Italian dish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)
That's not how I read it. All I saw is the repeated call for "dismantling their institutions" through legal means.
Posted by: Halfhand at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (NdsRs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 08:23 AM (H1WUE)
https://is.gd/zu1gqG
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Now do OPEC
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With the UAE leaving OPEC, and grumblings from other ME members, that entity is likely dead by this time next year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 08:28 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)
Nothing says American like an Italian dish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)
* both glare *
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci and Christopher Columbus at April 29, 2026 08:29 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:29 AM (n3VHW)
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Heh! That's sadly quite accurate.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: The Bubba Gump Seafood Company at April 29, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:30 AM (GD0B3)
Guess who runs Barter Town now?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 08:30 AM (viF8m)
I'm sorry.
Awaiting the full after action report.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2026
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Yeah, immured back in Da Swamp. Almost the moment I got off the Interstate in town I found myself in heavy traffic and cursing at it -- neither of which I'd experienced for ten days. Jeez. It was nice having some time off from that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)
https://tinyurl.com/2s4f95e4
Check out LHGrey's other posts on X and you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:30 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:31 AM (GD0B3)
Leftwing violence is an existential threat?
I know that the FBI, ICE and DoJ are busy, but maybe some agency can start cracking down on ANTIFA???
We've been waiting for years to someone to take this seriously, as local blue city/state prosecutors let them run wild. The prosecutions in Texas were an excellent start. More please!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 08:31 AM (5xoct)
This should kill OPEC and open the market to $20 a barrel oil.
Oil rich countries should immediately follow suit. Buyers will line up by the thousand to buy cheaper oil and the price wars will be glorious.
More of Trump's 14 D chess, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Guess who runs Barter Town now?
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Yup.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 08:31 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Bumqueesha On EBT at April 29, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)
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Please oh please have him holding up his mugshot sign with #00008647 on it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:32 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)
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With the UAE leaving OPEC, and grumblings from other ME members, that entity is likely dead by this time next year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 08:28 AM (jehhT)
I would like to know what the Saudi’s think, since they have always been the nominal leader of OPEC. But the UAE rulers have always been close to the Saudi’s, so I wonder if they gave tacit approval to the move.
It’s worth noting that the most militant troublemakers inside OPEC in the past were always Libya, Venezuela, and Iran. Oh, where are they now?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 08:32 AM (H1WUE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
It's more like an Italian-American dish.
I am glad the Italians gave us pizza and lasagna.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)
56 Trump
50 Musk
The numbers are the same for Cruz, Rubio, Vance.
I saw this start in 1980 or 81 when a History teacher in college called Assassination a political statement.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: AOS Grammar and Spelling Patrol at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)
I am glad the Italians gave us pizza and lasagna.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
United Arab Emirates (UAE) has a major oil port outside the Strait of Hormuz. Fujairah, or Al Fujayrah. All other current UAE oil ports are inside the Strait. I am guessing UAE is now working to construct bigger pipelines to Fujairah, across or through the mountains that run down the center of the triangular piece of land south of the Strait. Also guessing UAE will be constructing pipelines west to the Red Sea, across Saudi Arabia.
Three of the Persian Gulf Arab oil states, all large exporters, do not have ports outside the Strait: Kuwait, Bahrain, and Qatar. They say they are planning to construct pipelines west to the Red Sea and/or northwest to the Mediterranean.
If only they had already done this!!!
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2026 08:34 AM (5rh/l)
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Sadly true. But if it makes his wallet lighter from expensive attorney's fees, at least I'll get to enjoy that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:34 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)
It'd be a shame if he saw the results of a hollowpoint.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elizabeth, I'm Comin' To Join Ya! at April 29, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:34 AM (wzUl9)
Release my chakra!
Posted by: Al Gore, rapist at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: AOS Grammar and Spelling Patrol at April 29, 2026
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Oh, believe me, I got lotsa verbs to describe living here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
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U.S. currently needs oil to stay above $60/barrel to make a profit
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)
Chef BoyarDee, Totino's pizza rolls, Stouffer's lasagna
I mean c'mon
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (ZxPkt)
Whoever picked it was a genius.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 08:36 AM (LmPA0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 08:28 AM (jehhT)
Market competition is a beautiful thing.
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 08:36 AM (Oy/m2)
Thanks. That was very interesting. I was not part of the "Blondi is totally useless" team.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:36 AM (n3VHW)
They say this because not one liberal has been assassinated in generations.
What would happen if shots rang out at an Owebama speech? Schumer? Jeffries?
Everything changes when THEY receive a scare or 2.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Thanks. That was very interesting. I was not part of the "Blondi is totally useless" team.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:36 AM (n3VHW)
It is funny how things started happening after she went to the private sector..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: One Busy Fellow at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: The Tarheels suck at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Uy/WF)
Directed US applications to a dead end email.
So they can "certify" no qualified US applicants, requires a H1B visa.
All Tech companies are doing this; secret job board postings hidden from US citizens, AI to screen resumes to reject citizens, and more.
But guess who is also abusing the visa system to avoid hiring citizens?
Universities and colleges.
They're abusing the student work visa program for well below market wages.
Now you know why there are no media attacking big tech for the visa worker abuse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (tUP1A)
I also remember a rodeo clown who wore an Obama mask being interviewed by the Secret Service.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 08:38 AM (5xoct)
The handwriting was on the wall for OPEC once American production surged and military control of world oil transit was asserted.
Russian output is dropping and Iran is about to cease.
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 08:38 AM (DECkL)
U.S. currently needs oil to stay above $60/barrel to make a profit
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)
Then the US keeps its oil and becomes energy independent. Free market will drive the price wherever the market bears.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Weak men always think violence is the Answer.
Strong men think talking is the answer.
The violence in the Black communities is that the men have no power in their homes (hahaha) or their jobs or their communities, so they fight.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
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It is, but if you read the post that I linked, it offers an explanation.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:39 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: The Tarheels suck at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Uy/WF)
I bet they went to Duke.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 08:38 AM (5xoct)
Bandy
You came and you gave without taking
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)
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Each of these products have a place in my personal history.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)
A lot of accounting gimmickry in that number, it’s probably closer to 40. But at some point new drilling shuts down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 08:39 AM (H1WUE)
At least Yellow Cabs were identifiable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (wzUl9)
Read the link IrishEi posted at 121. The case against Comey didn't start yesterday morning. Neither did the grand jury that is hearing evidence of the conspiracy against Trump in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (viF8m)
"ejecta blanket." "splash apron."
They make science sound so dirty.
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Trayvon Martin at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (Y1sOo)
At least Yellow Cabs were identifiable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (wzUl9)
The Uber app gives you GPS location of your driver and shows you when they arrive.
Getting in the wrong car is on you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Universities and colleges.
They're abusing the student work visa program for well below market wages.
Now you know why there are no media attacking big tech for the visa worker abuse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (tUP1A)
MD Anderson and Baylor right here in H town have 6000 H1Bs.
If a Teaching Hospital cannot Teach their Student to work at that Hospital, they are not a Teaching Hospital.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (viF8m)
Then why is she gone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 08:42 AM (DECkL)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:30 AM (3ImbR)
A little bit of her goes a long way. She's insightful, but her rants go over the top for me. All the way to 11 all the time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:42 AM (zYpTz)
Mrs. BD an myself have long ago told our relatives in the Umma Kingdom that it's past time to leave.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 08:42 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:42 AM (zYpTz)
WORLD WAR!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026
***
Nice it is to sit on my own couch, putting real spices on my eggs and real coffee in my cup, with my own cats sprawled on the floor napping after their breakfast.
I miss the weather and other things about Kansas, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 08:43 AM (jcC6S)
I miss the weather and other things about Kansas, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9)
Tornados are your thing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas.
Now that's Italian!
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 08:44 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: One Busy Fellow at April 29, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2)
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Can't be. Today is Rubio's shift in McDonald's.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 08:45 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2026 08:45 AM (QZThv)
Getting in the wrong car is on you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026
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Thus my labeling of the "victim" as an idiot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:45 AM (wzUl9)
Also the make, model and color of the car and the plate number. The plate number is the first thing I look for. (I use Lyft but assuming the app is similar. It was when I used Uber.)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9)
Did you say 'Hi' to Toto while you were there?
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 08:46 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2026 08:45 AM (QZThv)
Which is how you know the WHCD attempt was legit.
Trump would NEVER voluntarily give up an opportunity to troll thousands of captive journalists for two hours.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 08:46 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026
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Tornados are your thing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026
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No, but neither are hurricanes . . . and they last for days and flood the areas where they hit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:46 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
In DC when one becomes a headline, one is a liability ? Has nothing to do with her work. She was too loyal to Trump, and the usual suspects outside the administration did their best to give her bad headlines and get her out. Blanche was a registered Democrat, and switched to R in 2024. 2024. It's a long time to be a Democrat...And now you know.
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
Whoever picked it was a genius.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 08:36 AM (LmPA0)
*******
The Trump bell was awesome.
You could tell Trump loved it, especially because it was big, shiny and was engraved with the name Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
https://is.gd/Bm7uFa
CPW releases scant info on four wolf attacks on livestock or working dogs since the start oof the year. One cow, one dog, one calf in three separate attacks, and in the fourth attack eleven sheep. CPW withholds whether they were killed or merely maimed. Merely.
These violent maiming or killing attacks are euphemistically called "depredation events" by CPW. Sounds like something you would mark on your calendar.
Oddly, none of the four ranchers have filed for reimbursement with the state's compensation program. Makes me wonder if the process is intentionally overcomplicated.
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026
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Did you say 'Hi' to Toto while you were there?
Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026
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Thee *was* a little girl in pigtails waving to me from a farmhouse at one point . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2026 08:08 AM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang! - Specimen
Posted by: Kathysaysso at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (7OVtU)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
Big, shiny and GOLDEN!
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)
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And Franco-American. Kinda like the Kaboom! of canned/frozen "Italian" food of its day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (qBdHI)
Leftist's "Our Democracy" = Mafia's "Our Thing".
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (DECkL)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (jcC6S)
Ah, yes - the young ape with a shovel. I hear she's planning another archeological expedition. Valerie, a friendly word of warning, as you dig for artifacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Well, the predicate was the New World giving tomatoes to the Italian grandmothers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (I0N4X)
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Only kulaks and wreckers file for reimbursement, comrade.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
100%. Cole deprived us of certain comedy gold.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2026 08:49 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026
***
Whenever I read about Generalissimo Franco or actor James Franco, that product is the first thing I think of.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:49 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Standing in Kansas City and looking at downtown Lincoln, Nebraska?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:50 AM (HaMCX)
fixed it
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anthony! at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (qBdHI)
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I remember thinking as a kid, "Wait. This ain't French."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)
His questioning of a abortion advocate has gone viral, and now he's provoked an insane response from fellow Congressman Shri ThanIdon'dknowwhathis name is:
https://tinyurl.com/2zvz9j4n
*Gill masterfully insists on *not* using euphemisms, which is how the Left finesses away the true ugliness of what they push for.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:42 AM (zYpTz)
~~~~~
Agreed, but some days she says exactly what I'm feeling. I'm way out of her league linguistically, so her acerbic rants are just so damn satisfying.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (3ImbR)
The Dems likely threatened them with the full J6 treatment. It’s a valid threat now.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026
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I was nowhere near Kansas City, thankfully.
Southerners, black or white, are not my people. I felt *normal* in the Midwest. My maternal grandfather was Swedish, and I'm only sorry I didn't get to explore the "Little Sweden" town, Lindsborg, while I was in KS.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
Seems one of the 400 times she went on Fox News, she could've released some snippets of what was going on and what was going to happen in the near future. She didn't. If it was the media that punted her from the administration, she should've ran the kick back.
She didn't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elizabeth, I'm Comin' To Join Ya! at April 29, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)
Yes. 70 years, 214 days, shattering the previous record held by Edward VII of 59 years, 2 months, and 14 days.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:49 AM (wzUl9)
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Only one is still dead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Carvel, Creator of Cookie-Puss at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (oftw2)
@ImMeme0
Welcome to a public school in NYC, where children were taken outside to “embrace” Islamic culture.
And this is how it starts…
https://tinyurl.com/43tedxpu
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Silver Streak at April 29, 2026 08:53 AM (wVcYX)
Turnover of cabinet members is not unusual and certainly not with Trump. He often uses them like a baseball manager, right person for a specific task. People hacked on Bongino when he left but it was understood from day 1 he was only going to be there for a short time to help right the ship. Kash has confirmed it multiple times.
The DOJ had become the most corrupt institution in the government. It was filled from top to bottom with deep state actors. Why anyone is surprised the same DOJ that spent years conspiring against Trump, arresting people for parading on J6, sent armed agents to arrest people for praying outside abortion clinics and spied on Catholics for the crime of being Catholic didn't pivot in the blink of an eye to go after the people that hired them to do all of that is a mystery to me.
Job one at the DOJ was gutting as much of the corruption as possible and replacing it with honest law enforcement. That was Bondi's primary mission. Now comes the enforcement phase. Maybe this isn't Bondi's strength or maybe she just got tired of living on a military base with threats on her life.
Trump still speaks highly of her.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 08:48 AM (DECkL)
Don't forget they never specific who "Our" refers to.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 08:53 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 08:53 AM (jcC6S)
Is it just me, or is this a nick from the past?
Where you been?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
*Checks wallet before trip to Walmart this morning*
*Sighs with depression*
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)
It was because she wasn't getting them done faster.
The federal government can, when it wishes, operate with blinding speed and efficiency. Was Bondi trying? Apparently someone in charge didn't think so.
I doubt it's her fault. DoJ is horribly dysfunctional. But so was the DoW. Same for State. *shrugs*
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 08:55 AM (jehhT)
She didn't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
you poor man
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
The joke is both of them are flat.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 08:56 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 08:56 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
Yeah, it probably is overcomplicated.
I recall one of the ranchers getting into heated words with Gov. Polis' husband on facebook a while back.
Polis' husband is an animal rights activist, and one would not be out of line to suspect that the point of this program is to destroy the cattle ranchers, not liberate some wolves. Support for this program in Colorado is way down.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Wilbert Harrison at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (oftw2)
Welcome to a public school in NYC, where children were taken outside to “embrace” Islamic culture.
And this is how it starts…
https://tinyurl.com/43tedxpu
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)
The epitome of indoctrination.
The parents of those kids should be ashamed. I'll feel bad when the kids in that video kill their parents for being infidels.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (3ImbR)
Yep. I'm usually satisfied after about the third line, though, so I miss the rest of the 8,000 word post. Heh.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Probably because too many people who weren't attached to the Administration couldn't accept that things were happening that they weren't being told about and so she had become a distraction.
Way too many people have the attention span of a five year old and simultaneously insist that they be told everything, all the time, AND that no one should be taking time to tell them anything. These people tend to be easily manipulated by online 'experts'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)
Heh. It ain't easy being stupid beyond belief. Tell me how stupid I am so I can not learn any better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Blanche was Trump's personal lawyer throughout much of the corrupt lawfare against him. He saw it up close and personal for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
No worries...most will end up dead or in prison by their 21st birthday.
Posted by: Statistics at April 29, 2026 08:59 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 08:59 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
Heh.
You said tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
*Checks wallet before trip to Walmart this morning*
*Sighs with depression*
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)
I am here for you. You know me.
Posted by: Ettore Boiardi at April 29, 2026 09:00 AM (1Ff7Z)
Way too many people have the attention span of a five year old and simultaneously insist that they be told everything, all the time, AND that no one should be taking time to tell them anything. These people tend to be easily manipulated by online 'experts'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Yes. Because I'm stupid beyond belief.
Thanks. I was hoping someone would remind me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 09:01 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
It's easy peasy. I've been doing it my whole life.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:02 AM (HaMCX)
Thanks. I was hoping someone would remind me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
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Every Moron is a Genius.
(except on the art thread)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)
Hi there sailor!
Posted by: Vox at April 29, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)
At least Yellow Cabs were identifiable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:40 AM (wzUl9)
There was a great B&B in the Garden District I used to stay at for Jazz Fest. The Chimes Cottages. Don't think they survived Katrina, but I hope I'm wrong...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 09:03 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 09:03 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:03 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:03 AM (KmZYi)
Yeah if you're a communist
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:04 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:05 AM (GD0B3)
Investigations are secret. Grand juries are secret.
Should she have refused to go on the talk shows? Maybe. But then all the people who bitched incessantly about her going on the talk shows would have bitched incessantly about her refusing them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)
Thanks. I was hoping someone would remind me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:00 AM
Hey, at least you're not an illiterate asshole like that James Madison guy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:06 AM (bFu5X)
We had TV shows about 2 Transvestites living in a Womens Only Hotel almost 50 years ago.
And that was funny.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)
Oettenger is incredibly overrated. He is .500 in the playoffs, yet he's heralded as one of the best goalies in the world. He didn't play one minute in the Olympics. It's like the Team USA coaches knew something........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey, at least you're not an illiterate asshole like that James Madison guy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:06 AM (bFu5X)
Silver lining.
I've always said you've got my back.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Sure, just nominate someone loyal the President. We'll get right on that. -- The Senate
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 29, 2026 09:08 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
***********
I could see the CPW mandating re-education classes for any rancher who files a claim.
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 09:08 AM (I0N4X)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:07 AM
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:08 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 29, 2026 08:51 AM (3ImbR)
Yep. I'm usually satisfied after about the third line, though, so I miss the rest of the 8,000 word post. Heh.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Her posts read like AI was doing heavy lifting. As in, she has 40 words to make her point and needs AI to help stretch it to 400, with added punch and contrast.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2026 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:05 AM (GD0B3)
Guilty as charged. However, I'm not a f*cking sheep that the media leads by the nose.
I'm smaht and can think for myself and make observations accordingly.
Don't you think I'm smhat? Not like everybody says?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:29 AM (n3VHW)
Barney Frank, who in the 1980s hired a live-in servant to run a prostitution ring out of his apartment...
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 09:09 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:09 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 09:11 AM (n3VHW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 08:29 AM (n3VHW)
I hope he makes it right with God before he kicks. Because he needs to. In a big way.
I believe he won't........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:11 AM (GD0B3)
And considering the Trump 11 Epstein op was intended to overshadow his entire second term and the rest of his life and legacy and every Republican that comes after him, it's weird that that's the thing she chose to mangle. Very bad luck.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:11 AM (jcC6S)
I didn't say that but you did latch on to the "she's always on FOX" talking point and wouldn't let go of the idea that nothing was happening even when multiple people said otherwise, frequently with links provided.
All of us get emotionally attached to ideas and it's hard to let them go. It doesn't make you stupid but all of us should question the narrative whenever it's being presented in a manner to push emotion. The Political Industrial Complex uses emotion to control us. They never - ever - use it for our benefit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 09:12 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:12 AM (jcC6S)
That would suck.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 09:12 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
Seems one of the 400 times she went on Fox News, she could've released some snippets of what was going on and what was going to happen in the near future. She didn't. If it was the media that punted her from the administration, she should've ran the kick back.
She didn't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
See being in your 60s as a lawyer taking a huge paycut, living on a crappy mil base day after day b/c of assassination threats and putting up with hatred from all people...all b/c you're good at your job...and you could be making literally millions (or just retire) if you left it...
So, why would she try to save that job?
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 09:13 AM (tOcjL)
"We want to assure the public that there is no ongoing threat to the sheep community."
False reassurances and euphemisms.
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 09:13 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:13 AM (KmZYi)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:14 AM (gtcuf)
1/15/2010 Temporary means 5,948 days.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 09:14 AM (/+uur)
----
remember that Polis' partner in buttsex is a radical animal rights activist who played a major role in the wolf intro program
and Polis has fudge-packed the CPW with like-minded furry fetishists
their next target is hunters and hunting
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)
1/15/2010 Temporary means 5,948 days.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 09:14 AM (/+uur)
Pretty sure we're not getting rid of them
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (O1a6r)
So, why would she try to save that job?
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 09:13 AM (tOcjL)
I'm pretty sure she knew what the role was before she took it.
Trump 1.0 would likely have been a clue.
But you're right. I'm just a fool lead by the nose by big media.
Forget I said anything. Carry on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:14 AM (gtcuf)
Maybe the Florida grand jury can get him as part of the conspiracy. Otherwise, I'm betting that all his crimes were committed in DC. And he'll never get indicted in DC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)
...
Sure, just nominate someone loyal the President. We'll get right on that. -- The Senate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8pHUfZcaE
LEGO MOVIE: NO MORE MR NICE GUY!
Who wants a TACO? I sure do!
As-if they get their Ideas from the Movies.
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (Z0SUm)
Not optimistic.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Delurker
**Flashes pics of nekkid Rosa DeLauro so you don't suffer any ill effects of a four hour erection.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM (HaMCX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 29, 2026 09:12 AM
I can't think of Bawney Fwank without hearing Paul Shanklin's "Banking Queen."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM (bFu5X)
The earthquake was SIXTEEN YEARS AGO!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 09:14 AM (/+uur)
The only way to end racism in America is to permit officially racist policies against whites for another 25 years or so. -- Sandy O'Connor
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM
Steady on, there.
Posted by: The Hague Conventions at April 29, 2026 09:17 AM (bFu5X)
Trump 1.0 would likely have been a clue.
But you're right. I'm just a fool lead by the nose by big media.
Forget I said anything. Carry on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Under Trump 1.0, no one was forced to live on mil bases b/c of assassination attempts or threats on their CABINET positions. That was a NEW and very hard on the lifestyle change for folks. Harder on folks that come from more wealth.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 09:17 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:17 AM (HaMCX)
The gun jammed, and Naji attempted to fix it by reloading the magazine and pulling back the slide to rechamber another round, according to the footage. During these few seconds, the desk officer, Corporal Timothy Clive, pulled out his weapon and shot Naji, killing him.
I love DRT stories
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 09:18 AM (/+uur)
It's been suggested by legal pundits like Mike Davis who not only predicted the grand jury in Florida over a year ago and is personal friends with the US Attorney in Florida who is running the case that Brennan is the number one target. Hell, his lawyers of said as much.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 09:18 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 09:18 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Governor Fudgepacker at April 29, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)
Cuz they were all working at cross purposes to Trump. We just didn't know it at the time (except for the AG).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 09:18 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Governor Fudgepacker
NYC?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:19 AM (HaMCX)
Then he said if legislators are concerned about fraud, they need to vote for anti-fraud bills working their way through he legislature. Yeah, suuuure. As long as Democrats are the state and blue county prosecutors, and reviewers of applications for social services money, no one will look for Somali fraud no matter how many anti-fraud bills are enacted.
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2026 09:19 AM (5rh/l)
===
yeah...
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 09:19 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge
**********
Sure you are, son. Why, I've seen you soak up ew info like a...
...well...um...
...like a sponge.
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 09:19 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 09:19 AM (ZxPkt)
SHit there is more than that in Harris County TX
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 29, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:20 AM (KmZYi)
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I've got a (mental) list. It's long. He's on it, towards the top.
Anyone know what's going on with Bolton's case? Were the charges dropped? Something, something classified info....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 09:20 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 09:17 AM (tOcjL)
Because the left didn't go batshit crazy the minute he was announced the winner.........
I can't believe this tin foil hat conspiracy theory life I've been living all by my lonesome all these years.
Someone institutionalize me. I'm insane.
FFS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
A guess?
She totally BOTCHED the Epstein stuff.
I mean, if one wanted to believe she were a secret Democrat, there's a good case. . .
(I don;t think she is, just making a point).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 09:20 AM (5xoct)
Anyone not familar with his background would feel better about him if they read his history.
He's the opposite of an administration hump.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 09:21 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:21 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: Eyegore at April 29, 2026 09:22 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:22 AM (gtcuf)
I miss the weather and other things about Kansas, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9
Are the cats warming up to you again?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 09:22 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 09:09 AM (iXqHn)
Hey! It paid the rent and I got some free ass sex out of the deal.
Win-win.
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 29, 2026 09:23 AM (QP+6w)
That's 0.3%, doesn't seem that bad TBH.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:21 AM
*points*
There. There wolf. There, castle.
Posted by: Eyegore at April 29, 2026 09:22 AM (bFu5X)
-
And on Hump Day!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 09:23 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 09:24 AM (KmZYi)
That's 0.3%, doesn't seem that bad TBH.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:23 AM
When elections can be won or lost by a fraction of that number?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:24 AM (bFu5X)
I think this is a good take on Bondi.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7pvxwr
I think it's important to remember that neither Trump's nor Bondi's timeline is necessarily the same as our's.
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 09:24 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)
THIS
He was definitely working hard to be in Kamala's cabinet, so what's he going to do after being governor?
Probably run for Senate, to take Bennett's seat?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 09:25 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:16 AM (bFu5X)
ZERO-DOWN
FINANCING
(I bet the filter doesn't let this one through)
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 09:25 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 09:25 AM
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:25 AM (bFu5X)
Link goes to Open Source Intel on X
https://tinyurl.com/hvezdrf8
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 09:25 AM (N39Ws)
Polis' husband is an animal rights activist, and one would not be out of line to suspect that the point of this program is to destroy the cattle ranchers, not liberate some wolves. Support for this program in Colorado is way down.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 08:57 AM"
+++
I know it's late in this thread, but I have to say something.
Jared Polis does NOT have a husband.
He's a homosexual.
He lives with another homosexual man.
Perhaps they are "partners" but they are NOT married.
They can delude themselves all they want, and use all the cutesy language they prefer, but they're just a couple of homosexuals playing house.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)
She's not a secret Democrat.
She also had the misfortune of being right smack on the wrong side of the Little Trayvon op.
She is very very unlucky.
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A judge ruled earlier that Zimmerman’s attorneys could not question Crump before the trial. The defense wants to ask Crump, under oath, more about witness number eight, the young woman believed to be Trayvon’s girlfriend. Zimmerman’s defense team appealed the judge’s ruling.
Now, in a new 41 page legal response, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi is asking the appeals court to agree with the judge’s decision, and to not allow the defense to question Crump in a deposition.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:26 AM (jcC6S)
He's a homosexual.
He lives with another homosexual man.
Perhaps they are "partners" but they are NOT married.
They can delude themselves all they want, and use all the cutesy language they prefer, but they're just a couple of homosexuals playing house.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)
There is no more promiscuity than a homosexual relationship.
They stick it in anything with a hole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)
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13 cents a roll. I hope some Iranian Jews are bootlegging consumer goods and sending them to the West forever a tidy profit. I would be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: RMBS Johnson at April 29, 2026 09:27 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 09:27 AM (5xoct)
Here's the proper Bondi link:
https://tinyurl.com/3784pujd
Anywho,
I think it's important to remember that neither Trump's nor Bondi's timeline is necessarily the same as our's.
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 09:28 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2026 09:27 AM
Nah...I just wanted to use the line.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:29 AM (bFu5X)
That's 0.3%, doesn't seem that bad TBH.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:23 AM
When elections can be won or lost by a fraction of that number?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:24 AM (bFu5X)
They need to be removed, obviously, but what is the process for removing a dead person for the voting rolls? It just seems like that small an amount could be normal churn/delay in the system and not something nefarious.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e)
That op was intended to be the death of this country. And practically was. She is so unlucky to have been working against justice in that case.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:29 AM (jcC6S)
This is almost DeSantis' margin of victory over Gillum in 2018.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 09:30 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:29 AM
Correct me if my memory is wrong, but wasn't it NC that had more than 1,000 registered voters over the age of 115? Color me a bit suspicious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2026 09:30 AM (HaMCX)
They need to be removed, obviously, but what is the process for removing a dead person for the voting rolls? It just seems like that small an amount could be normal churn/delay in the system and not something nefarious.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e)
When one dies, the federal government knows immediately because if they're on social security, it stops IMMEDIATELY.
Seems the same process could be used for voter registration.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:26 AM (jcC6S)
AG defends state's position in a case? Like, doing her job?
Sure, it was the wrong position but was her job to defend the state.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Delurker at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Coincidence? at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
How many 900 year olds did DOGE find on the SSA rolls?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 09:21 AM
Why the hump H8?
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (0sNs1)
Sure, it was the wrong position but was her job to defend the state.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)
The case had initially been considered open and shut until Crump and Obama made it national. Who made prosecuting him the state's position?
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 09:34 AM (jcC6S)
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he'll certainly have more time available for getting dorked up the squeakhole, so there's that
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)
From above, 'Hakeem Jeffries Stands by ‘Maximum Warfare’ Comments Against Republicans'
Embedded within the article is the obviously staged video piece Jeffries provided for the press regarding WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt demanding political rhetoric that has become normalized be toned downed. He's a disgrace, as are his staff writers for that response, imo.
>Times of the World, Karoline Leavitt LIVE | 'THIS IS DISGUSTING', Karoline Leavitt goes OFF on Kimmel’s Remark| US News(live)
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt addressed the media in a high-stakes briefing following a failed assassination attempt on President Donald Trump. As the sitting President recovers, federal investigators and the Secret Service are probing the major security breach that occurred during a public appearance. Leavitt provided updates on the President's condition, confirming his safety while detailing the administration's immediate response to the life-threatening incident. The briefing covered national security protocols, the pursuit of the perpetrator, and the global reaction as world leaders condemn the attack on the American head of state.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)
The Hill, Jeffries calls Karoline Leavitt a 'stone-cold liar'
HuffPost, Hakeem Jeffries Destroys Karoline Leavitt for Accusing Dems of Violent Rhetoric
Instagram - cspan
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) pushed back Monday on White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's claim that Democrats' rhetoric toward...
Yahoo, Rep. Hakeem Jeffries claps back at Trump press secretary, who blamed WHCD shooting on Democrats
Facebook - Occupy Democrats
Breaking: Hakeem Jeffries TORCHES Karoline Leavitt as a "stone-cold liar" for trying to blame Democrats for the alleged assassination attempt on Trump,
and, (always a personal favorite) -
Sky News Australia, YouTube, Obama slammed for 'bewildering' comments on alleged shooter's motives
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)
April 29, 2026
Bits and pieces -
"They have to go through a vetting process which involves biometrics, background check, running them against all the government's databases," says Ahilan Arulanantham, who represents the Syrians in Wednesday's case. "Two misdemeanors*, you're out."
(Context: *Criminal offenses less serious than felonies that might get fines, probation, a tad of jail. Common examples include: Simple assault (minor physical altercation), petty theft/shoplifting (stealing low-value items), disorderly conduct, trespassing, first time DUIs, yada, yada.)
The Haitians do have one claim that does not fall under the umbrella of immigration. They contend that the Trump administration has discriminated against them based on their race. And they cite in particular some of Trump's more inflammatory language, for instance, claiming falsely in a presidential debate in September 2024 that Haitians in Springfield, Ohio, "are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there."
🙄
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Good day 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 29, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)
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Most conservative just refuse to grasp how corrupt.
They think it's still mostly Hamilton Burger types; the quaint delusion of "sure they're liberals but the kind that still is fair."
Obama's "fundamental transformation" started with the DOJ.
Removing any who were not radical leftists and stuffing the whole department with far-left DEI hires. The more unqualified, the better.
And he had the whole of government and media as a tailwind.
Remember those six that resigned because they wanted the ICE agent prosecuted for defending his life against Renea Good?
Every DOJ office in every city is full of those type.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 09:39 AM (tUP1A)
Removing any who were not radical leftists and stuffing the whole department with far-left DEI hires. The more unqualified, the better.
And he had the whole of government and media as a tailwind.
Remember those six that resigned because they wanted the ICE agent prosecuted for defending his life against Renea Good?
Every DOJ office in every city is full of those type.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 09:39 AM (tUP1A)
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
There's an old story of a minster in ancient China who had a deer brought into a banquet. "Is that not a fine horse?" he said to them.
Several said that it was not a horse, but a deer. Others agreed with him that it was a horse.
The ones who said it was a horse were later persecuted and driven out. The ones who praised the "horse" remained at their jobs with neck attached.
The good and true people were driven out, to be led by sycophants instead.
In a related situation, funny parallels are occurring elsewhere, when the "d!ckmen" must be called "wymen".
Posted by: Another Anon at April 29, 2026 09:58 AM (4h45B)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 10:23 AM (jcC6S)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 10:50 AM (viF8m)
They forget (proglodytes can barely remember what they had for breakfast, asking them to recall something that happened a few weeks ago is next to impossible) that Mr. Dog Abuser himself, Hasan Piker, was whining about Reza Pahlavi being the interim leader most Iranians support. And I quote: "Like, he's literally royalty." So yes, shitlibs, you did indeed mean it like that. It's just that you're retarded and shortsighted and all your "outrage" is nothing more than an adult baby temper tantrum. It really is that simple.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 29, 2026 11:37 AM (is8n9)
Daily Tech News 29 April 2026
Top Story
- Six AI datacenters have been proposed in a small rural town in Pennsylvania, the equivalent of 51 Walmart Supercenters or three-and-a-half median meteorite late bombardment impact craters. (Tom's Hardware)
The town of Archbald is an unremarkable former coal-mining town that just happens to lie right on a main power line from the Susquehanna nuclear power complex.
But you gotta build those datacenters. They're the hot new thing and you can't miss out.
- The sharemarket slumped on reports that OpenAI missed its internal
fairy talesrevenue targets. (Tom's Hardware)
Nvidia, Oracle, AMD, and pretend-AI company Coreweave were all caught in the crossfire.
Not enough though.
Tech News
- Oh, and Claude went down. (Claude)
Every cloud has a silver nitrate lining.
- Ghostty is leaving GitHub because GitHub sucks. (MitchellH)
Well, like, that's just your opinion, man.
- A critical flaw in GitHub's infrastructure opened everything up to a carefully crafted Git push. (Wiz)
What do you mean, everything?
EVERYTHING!
- GitHub actions are the weakest link. (Nesbitt)
And can't be fixed without breaking a lot of stuff because it's baked into the design. But given that the design is breaking more things worser, a little breaking now might be better than a lot of breaking later.
- AI agents can work better if you tell them clearly and concisely exactly how to do their jobs. (AugmentCode)
But they can also screw up regardless.
- The laptop RTX 5070 graphics module is now available in a 12GB version. (Notebook Check)
It costs twice as much as the desktop card. And is also slower; Nvidia's current laptop models are all one step lower in spec than the desktop cards. The laptop 5090 is really a 5080 with more RAM, and the 5070 is a 5060 Ti.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 04:30 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 04:30 AM (8NTVk)
No hurry to leave for work today
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 04:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 04:33 AM (sAmhv)
@elonmusk retweeted a report about telling AI agents what to do and them getting it wrong (because of lack of "logical reasoning" is the claim):
Elon Musk retweeted
X Freeze
@XFreeze
4h
The exact same question to Grok 4.3, GPT 5.5, and Claude Opus 4.7:
“Count to 10 starting from 11”
Grok 4.3 wins 🏆
Every single time
It gave 11, 10 and explained why going backwards was the only logical move... The others started counting from 11 to 20
Grok’s logical reasoning is at a level most models still can’t even touch
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 04:35 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 04:37 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 04:31 AM (O7YUW)
Aim higher! Get 'em both!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 04:38 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:38 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 04:39 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 04:46 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 29, 2026 04:52 AM (YpHnX)
Posted by: clarence at April 29, 2026 04:57 AM (nD5wh)
When government does this (instead of doing things via a proper contract), heads should go on pikes.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2026 05:14 AM (2/MrR)
https://tinyurl.com/ymafum96
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:16 AM (guLpK)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)
-
/opens pike manufacturing company
/awaits requested government funding
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 05:18 AM (74zY1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:19 AM (guLpK)
When government does this (instead of doing things via a proper contract), heads should go on pikes.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)
I'm still laughing at the phrase "Biden Memory Chip Shortage".
That dude had more than memory problems. He had a processor full of dead cores and a delaminated heatsink, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 05:20 AM (Ot/FD)
Whatever is cheapest, assuming that you ignore the man-hour cost of converting from one to another.
The same weasels that assume if you aren't typing keys on your computer, you aren't doing work for the company as a regular full-time employee. (Thinking about how to structure future work isn't work, after all.)
Same company is in full-on for AI. They are tracking token use for each employee for the agents they are paying for.
I write software; I'm not a business analyst (BA). Using an AI requires writing specifications (which is a BA job) so the agent knows what to do. BAs are important, don't get me wrong; a decent project manager will kill for a good BA.
I don't want to be one, which is why I am not one.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 29, 2026 05:20 AM (fuyWk)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:25 AM (GbONR)
What I would ask it to do is, I don’t know, look through this 8k line sql file and provide the code for an ERD diagram.
Which it does, with nary an error.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 05:31 AM (XV/Pl)
This means me doing some research to find a laptop with Win10 on it or I get her one with Win11 and brutalize it to basic functionality and removing the need for an online account.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 05:36 AM (RjOoY)
Mine are very small and focused around what I’m building at the time.
They are typically generated after a short interrogatory with the ai and that’s what I’ll use for the duration with very few updates.
It’s worked well so far.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 05:37 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:40 AM (guLpK)
Wow. I was ahead of the curve on this one. Sure, cell phones didn't really exist back then but that's not the point!
Good on them for doing this. Maybe it will start turning things around with the younger generation not socializing as much.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 05:41 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:45 AM (Ia/+0)
Gpt counted up to 20 from 10.
My local qwen instance counted to 10 starting 1
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 05:46 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:48 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:55 AM (Ia/+0)
>> Billions went to the Clinton's for future promises and seems they didn't work out
Oh they worked out, the Clintons probably funneled trillions of dollars back to their cronies.
Bill Clinton got over 100m in speaking fees alone, nobody is paying that dude 100m to hear what’s coming out of that trap.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 05:56 AM (XV/Pl)
Matthew 10:21
Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2026 06:01 AM (gqhBp)
Gpt counted up to 20 from 10.
My local qwen instance counted to 10 starting 1
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 05:46 AM (XV/Pl)
"Count to 10, starting from 11."
Maybe that comma will help?
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:02 AM (8rTNG)
From Doug Ross. I haven't looked at all of them, but the ones which I have looked at I appreciated:
https://tinyurl.com/46kbbkf5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 06:03 AM (n3VHW)
The AKC picked a bad time to do maintenance on its website. Right when I was trying to access old show result records.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 06:05 AM (HdYcL)
My cat Jasmine is just laying in one of her litter boxes.
Not using it as intended.
Just laying there, as if it's the most comfortable bed in the world.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 06:05 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:08 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 06:09 AM (RjOoY)
I skimmed the article. Man, it's like learning a new language.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:11 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 29, 2026 06:12 AM (jt/rW)
Posted by: sidney at April 29, 2026 06:13 AM (rzwGB)
Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2026 06:13 AM (e8qy3)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:14 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:08 AM (W5mpo)
38 Anyone got a reliable website status detection site?
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 06:09 AM (RjOoY)
Answered in under a minute!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:14 AM (8rTNG)
Perhaps she's trying to draw your attention to the fact that the litter needs a full change-out and not just a sifting?
Or maybe she's just weird.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:18 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 06:20 AM (XV/Pl)
Further to the answer you've received at #38, for Canadian web sites, there's:
https://downdetector.ca/
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m
Just lucky enough to have seen the question and not having anything else going on.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 06:20 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:20 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:21 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 29, 2026 06:21 AM (2Ez/1)
Here's another site checker you can try:
https://onlineornot.com/website-down-checker
I just ran that against ace.mu.nu and it showed me a multitude of locations it checked from to verify that this site is up.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 06:28 AM (Ia/+0)
A YouTuber went off on him pointing saying "Something weird about a man who could easily consensually get sex from a woman but chooses to go to a brothel."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 06:29 AM (RjOoY)
I moved Jasmine out of the litter box, but she didn't seem like she's moving quite right. She crawled under my desk and started meowing as though she's in pain.
She's going to the vet today.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 06:33 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)
I'm sorry. Poor kitty.Hopefully the vet will be able to help Jasmine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 06:36 AM (OYsYV)
>> Maybe that comma will help?
Nope, same result.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 06:20 AM (XV/Pl)
Maybe in German? (I got this from the comments.)
Zähle bis 10, starte bei 11
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:37 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 29, 2026 06:37 AM (2NHgQ)
Who?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)
Exactly.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:38 AM (8rTNG)
Might be bowel-related if she was choosing to lay in the litter box.
May things go well at the vet, and may Jasmine just be suffering from something easily correctable, like constipation.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:40 AM (O7YUW)
Might be bowel-related if she was choosing to lay in the litter box.
May things go well at the vet, and may Jasmine just be suffering from something easily correctable, like constipation.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 29, 2026 06:40 AM (O7YUW)
I was guessing dehydration and impacted stool, but I am not a vet.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:40 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 06:42 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 06:42 AM (74zY1)
Why are more people not hollering more about these energy sucking AI datacenters? This country is in such a fucking daze. The en masse unemployment will be staggering in this country. You all think you're safe but in fact you're not. A lot of us are not.
Posted by: sidney at April 29, 2026 06:13 AM (rzwGB)
ChatGPT, will you come to my house and repair my AC? No? How about repairing my leaking roof?
AI isn't nearly the threat that some folks think it is, it's only a threat to people who sit behind a desk, slamming a keyboard or yabbering on the phone for 8 hours a day.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2026 06:42 AM (X4KFY)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:47 AM (8rTNG)
Who?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
A devout communist who is the nephew of Cenk Ugyr. He's unfortunately famous and democrats like Donkey Chompers adore him.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 06:47 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 06:21 AM (W5mpo)
52 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering
Cats laying in it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 06:48 AM (sAmhv)
Local ratepayers stood for a doubling of water rates ten years ago, to increase processing capacity to take care of all projected demand for the rest of my life. It's about half paid for. The new "AI" center will neatly use up every drop of that new capacity.
Ditto, big new gas pipe feeding new power plant. Data center's own rep allows as how our power rates will triple for ten years or so until they get their on-site power approved and built, and after that will just use up all the capacity of the new pipeline.
I don't give a damn about your keyboard slamming and yabbering. I paid for those utilities, and they want them for free. They also want us to give them the land literally for free, and not pay any taxes for 20 years. Just sit the hell down.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 29, 2026 06:50 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 06:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 06:51 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 06:51 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 06:51 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 06:52 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: fd
NPR channeling The Babylon Bee?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 06:53 AM (sAmhv)
For data storage or for computing power?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 29, 2026 06:53 AM (fE6HJ)
Maybe.
Now factor in a cashless society. Some type of CBDC. Like, oh, say stable coin. Then, oh, something along the lines of social credit scores.
Add in everything you say online, on the phone, where you travel to, etc, getting tracked and recorded into your social account...
Naw, that could never happen here.
Posted by: TeeJ at April 29, 2026 06:54 AM (PpROq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 06:54 AM (VyBeY)
You haven't needed AI to pull that off for years.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 29, 2026 06:56 AM (fuyWk)
Al Gore says we over-fought the war on global warming and now the end is near:
https://tinyurl.com/2bjj6mr7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2026 06:57 AM (74zY1)
Why does Tim Cook always show up at these affairs? Is he supportive of Trump?
NY Post:
https://tinyurl.com/56s327dk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 06:57 AM (j3j1r)
"it may signal that on the left, there may be a growing perception that the levers of democracy can no longer work to effect change."
It signals to me that when they lose they thrown tantrums and start breaking things.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 06:58 AM (vFG9F)
"With no radical footprint, what drove suspect to try and assassinate Trump?"
Gee, NPR, you certainly were aces at surfacing every tomfool idea for what might have prompted the Russian collusion hoax. Kindly point out why there is a difference today.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 06:58 AM (xG4kz)
Al Gore says we over-fought the war on global warming and now the end is near:
Ball gag that ass and toss him in a corner.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 07:00 AM (xG4kz)
Odd that you aren't pissed off at your local government that got bought off.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 29, 2026 07:04 AM (fuyWk)
Al Gore says we over-fought the war on global warming and now the end is near:
https://tinyurl.com/2bjj6mr7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
I believe we are in year 56 of 10 years left to save the world from some form of environmental doom. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 07:04 AM (sAmhv)
1975 called and it wants Soul Train back.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 29, 2026 07:04 AM (W5mpo)
****
So, he has declared victory over an imaginary foe and is now starting a new imaginary war. Nicht so?
Posted by: clarence at April 29, 2026 07:04 AM (g6YqW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:07 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
And Jane Fonda is still wasting my air.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2026 07:08 AM (RjOoY)
Old brain been blanking on the name of a conservative org and the guy who heads it.
Pretty sure he's a Jewish guy that's having some bad health problems.
Thanks!
Posted by: TeeJ at April 29, 2026 07:08 AM (PpROq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 07:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TeeJ at April 29, 2026 07:11 AM (PpROq)
Posted by: clarence at April 29, 2026 07:12 AM (g6YqW)
>> And Jane Fonda is still wasting my air.
At least Fonda was a POA at one time.
Al Gore is completely meritless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 07:14 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Kids today at April 29, 2026 07:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Release my chakra!
Posted by: Al Gore, Rapist at April 29, 2026 07:22 AM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:22 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 07:23 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 07:28 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 07:29 AM (7W1xd)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 07:30 AM (LL4Uq)
I think Illinois got smacked around by storms a bit a few days ago also.
I've had two close call days in the last week.
Also, currently, those poor F5 keyboard buttons.
Posted by: TeeJ at April 29, 2026 07:37 AM (PpROq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2026 07:38 AM (VyBeY)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Biergood at April 29, 2026 07:38 AM (PwgSL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/k96mhea4
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 07:40 AM (yJi77)
I just got a new roof yesterday. The old one was 16 years old and had been through several hail storms and 2 big for us ice events. Now we need to paint the house.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at April 29, 2026 07:40 AM (EneHm)
She personally called all the NGOs to find out who they were giving the money to
Not a single NGO had given any money to actual fire victims of the Pacific Palisades and Altadena fires
Reminder, investigators were able to track roughly $75 million had been granted to 120–188 nonprofits. Not a dime went to victims directly
Gavin Newsom created a NGO and got some of the money
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 07:46 AM (7W1xd)
I just got a new roof yesterday. The old one was 16 years old and had been through several hail storms and 2 big for us ice events. Now we need to paint the house.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at April 29, 2026 07:40 AM (EneHm)
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lin-duh. Great!That'll be two big projects out of the way
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2026 07:50 AM (jDfDn)
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