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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Sir Thomas Lawrence
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2022 09:30 AM (bJxw1)
Book cover for Pedo Island Teacher's Manual
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (AHqtU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CW Lambton at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (7M5PD)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 05, 2022 09:32 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:32 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2022 09:32 AM (IHcUS)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:32 AM (0rQxu)
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Speaking of cute kids, how's yours ?
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (F//g7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022
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Yeah, the skin color and red lips as well as the curly hair make you think "girl." Though it used to be a thing to let small boys' hair grow to be as long as girls' hair, at least in 19th century England.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (1nBTe)
Posted by: Jimmy Savile at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (OLtdl)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:31 AM (arJlL)
Did you read the content?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I ALWAYS read the content !
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (Vr12I)
Under the current rules that kid is a tranny. Get him some puberty blockers and some cross sex hormones. From now on he shall be called Phantasia.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (Xog4y)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (cTCuP)
Little Billy, dressed in sashes
Fell in the fire, and burned to ashes.
Now, although the room grows chilly,
I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (sTCcj)
"Senile Joe Biden's Creepy Soul Stares at a Young Boy From the Upper Left Corner"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (0rQxu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (txdEq)
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Way back in the day, both little boys and girls wore dresses and didn't have their hair cut (until about age 5 or so). It was nearly impossible to tell them apart without, you know, a more direct examination.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (F//g7)
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The servants refused to wear their masks.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
So you could sea him....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)
Nice portrait
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (dy9jj)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Where else would you put it?
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ziba at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (nfrXX)
Way back in the day, both little boys and girls wore dresses and didn't have their hair cut (until about age 5 or so). It was nearly impossible to tell them apart without, you know, a more direct examination.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (YIVH2)
And a PhD in biology.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (IHcUS)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (dy9jj)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: kraken
(Aw....don't apologize, he'll get a big head.)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (arJlL)
The kid looks a bit to clean and unrumpled (based on my 4 kids behavior) to be real, especially with the waves/tide pools in the bottom left corner.
Thanks CBD.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (s9rQL)
What I read said he was 12 or 13 when it was painted. Born 1813, painted 1825, died 1831.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (nC+QA)
You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again, 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)
Velour?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (sTCcj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (AHqtU)
Posted by: public school teachers at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: huerfano at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (YIVH2)
And a PhD in biology.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (IHcUS)
Or be a public school teacher.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:38 AM (Xog4y)
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Posted by: ZZ Top at May 05, 2022 09:39 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:39 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM
Velour.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2022 09:39 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 09:39 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (1nBTe)
What I read said he was 12 or 13 when it was painted. Born 1813, painted 1825, died 1831.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022
***
The Wiki page for "The Red Boy," apparently a nickname for this painting, said young Maser Lambton was born in 1818 and died in '31 of TB, age 13.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (/U27+)
Harrumph! I'm still going to sell the team!!
Posted by: Bitch Who Owns the Chiefs at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Charles Lambton at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
**********
Little Willy feeling bright
Bought a stick of dynamite
Curiosity seldom pays
It rained Willy for seven days!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (kXYt5)
Poor kid, dead at 13. All that money and they couldn't keep him safe in those days.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (mNhhD)
__________
Makes you appreciate how well-off we are today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (mNhhD)
Should have worn a mask.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:42 AM (Xog4y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM
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Velour.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2022
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That's it! The ST:TOS cast complained about the "rotten velour" of the uniforms, as they were hot under the lights and tended to shrink after only a few wearings and washings. I had a brown velour pullover and a dark green one. They were comfortable to wear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:42 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:33 AM (arJlL)
She's doing well. The first day home from acl reconstruction she was queasy a lot but better now.
They sent her a Continuous Passive Motion machine and she spends a lot of time in it. She's also supposed to try to do leg lifts but so far hasn't managed yet.
She stumps around on crutches to go to the bathroom etc and to terrorize doggeh.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 05, 2022 09:42 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Little Willy feeling bright
Bought a stick of dynamite
Curiosity seldom pays
It rained Willy for seven days!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (kXYt5)
+1
Posted by: Oregon Highway Department at May 05, 2022 09:42 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:42 AM (0rQxu)
It's possible I read the date wrong, especially with no glasses and no coffee yet.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 09:43 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 05, 2022 09:43 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 09:44 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:44 AM (UHVv4)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these people dying of TB?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:45 AM (kXYt5)
Bought a stick of dynamite
Curiosity seldom pays
It rained Willy for seven days!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (kXYt5)
I think I know this song. Cannibal Corpse?
No. Can't be. There'd be way more necrophilia.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (Xog4y)
Posted by: fluffy
I saw the Four Yorkshiremen open for Prince at the Devil's Bowl Speedway in '92!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Jerry "puffy shirt" Seinfeld at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (xnhXC)
Posted by: I at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: zapp brannigan at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (qkvsg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 05, 2022 09:40 AM (mNhhD)
Well into the modern era. Let's hear from Jimmie Rodgers, who died of it:
https://youtu.be/UcVOYPUL5S4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (sTCcj)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 09:43 AM (nC+QA)
GET THIS POOR WOMAN A COFFEE, STAT!!!
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (Xog4y)
Part of my interest is how it revels the clothing styles of the period and even gives an idea of attitudes toward children. At least among the better off families. I'm also a bit amused at the Romantic pose with such a little boy.
Posted by: JTB at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:46 AM (WqXpZ)
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In New Haven, VT? At the home of New England's fastest dirt-trackin' action?
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (Vr12I)
Don't let them control the narrative!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Young Peter Buttplug at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (gvHZu)
https://tinyurl.com/558463av
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:48 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: vmom
Wife used the 'wave machine' after each of her 3 knee replacements. She used it whenever she was laying down. It really kept her leg from stiffening up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 09:48 AM (s9rQL)
At the family drinking well
Willy pushed his sister, Nell
Said his mother drawing water
"It's tough these days to raise a daughter!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:48 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)
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As I recall, George Costanza from Seinfeld would drape himself in velour 24/7 if he could get away with it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2022 09:48 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (0rQxu)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (8gxrg)
Bought a stick of dynamite
Curiosity seldom pays
It rained Willy for seven days!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:41 AM (kXYt5)
I think I know this song. Cannibal Corpse?
No. Can't be. There'd be way more necrophilia.
Posted by: Robert
It's the theme song for Oregon DoT.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (WqXpZ)
Ernst: SCOTUS Decision a ‘Blip’ in Midterm Cycle — Dominated by Inflation, Economic Woes
You know, I don’t, I don’t see that as being a decision point for Iowa voters,” Ernst replied. “They are concerned about 40-year high inflation, prices at the pump, a bad economy. That’s what they’re worried about, so I think it might have a little blip here, but not overall. I think Republicans are going to seize the Senate.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 05, 2022 09:43 AM (eGTCV)
Isn't it Byronic, don't you think?
Posted by: Alanis at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (h5TKJ)
No worries...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (XIJ/X)
You know, I don’t, I don’t see that as being a decision point for Iowa voters,” Ernst replied. “They are concerned about 40-year high inflation, prices at the pump, a bad economy. That’s what they’re worried about, so I think it might have a little blip here, but not overall. I think Republicans are going to seize the Senate.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (JCZqz)
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She's right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (8gxrg)
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (xnhXC)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 05, 2022 09:37 AM (dy9jj)
Not yet. Two extensions on the original flood warning, set to expire at 0630. Now set to expire at 1030. Maybe. It's raining again.
Water gets right up to floor level and then it stops raining long enough to recede a bit in time for the next storm.
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (w5kDF)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (UHVv4)
https://tinyurl.com/558463av
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022
***
I thought you were going to say Lord Durham invented Sominex.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq)
Lol, my own fault. Inspector had brought me coffee but I'd been to busy reading the tech thread to drink it. Situation fixed now. Only thing left to blame will be dyslexia, which does seem like it's getting worse again.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (0rQxu)
Maybe she was thinking, "This'll toughen him up!"
Moms are multi-dimensional chess players, after all.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (Xog4y)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (xnhXC)
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We didn't even get a spoiler warning...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM (8gxrg)
Not in stores anymore, you'll have to try the Velvet Underground.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at May 05, 2022 09:51 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 05, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:52 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: 496
Mesquite, Texas.
The birthplace of The World of Outlaws.
devilsbowl.com
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (VJsqe)
One day he hopes to have a seat in Parliament because Parliament isn't Parliament without a Douchebag!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
I hate you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (xnhXC)
OH MY GOD YOU SONOVABIIIITCH!!!!
You got me hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (wDa+/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Alanis at May 05, 2022
***
"Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around; one who can't move. . . ."
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq)
Companies Confront a New Climate Change Challenge: Home Offices
https://tinyurl.com/7b3ptfwu
And you thought your home was your castle?
Nope. They're never ever going to leave you alone.
Wait till your employment is conditioned on just how "green" your energy usage is at home.
Throw another freedom on the barbie!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (5NkmN)
"This gives me an idea for a Sunday comic!"
-- Steven Pastis, probably
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 05, 2022 09:49 AM
Is that before or after they pounce?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (a3Q+t)
now let me tell you the one about the King slipping on the Parkay floor
Posted by: REDACTED at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (t3/qz)
The birthplace of The World of Outlaws.
devilsbowl.com
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (WqXpZ)
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devilsbowlspeedwayvt.com
The one in TX is probably WAY more impressive.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM
Unlike every other day, when he didn't have the taco salad bowl.
Posted by: Moron Historian at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2022 09:50 AM (xnhXC)
LOL!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (sTCcj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (t3/qz)
You got me hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: Robert
Style guidelines would recommend replacing 'sinker' with 'stinker'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (s9rQL)
https://youtu.be/UcVOYPUL5S4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh.
I thought it was gonna be a seance....
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Posted by: zombie Janis at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 09:54 AM (K3TEc)
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Not mine! I hate limes.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (Vr12I)
Nacho Cheese.
You gimme that back, that's Nacho Cheese, that's my cheese!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:55 AM (t3/qz)
No, but tomorrow is in the Guinness Book of World records as the day more people swear off tequila than any other day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: 496
Dirt trackin is a blast. Loud as hell.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (t3/qz)
========
It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Gotta admit, that was pretty cringeworthy.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (arJlL)
At the Jefferson Memorial.
We had tacos afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
That crap is the dangerous grade of stupid that will end civilization. Blinking will be next.
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: zombie Janis at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)
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This reminds me of a debate I had with some friends:
What is the greatest rock song ever recorded by a female?
Me and Bobby McGee was #1 in our discussion for a long time, but then I remembered Son of a Preacher Man. If you can count that as rock (and I did), I think it tops Janis.
Thoughts?
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)
https://tinyurl.com/558463av
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 09:48 AM (UHVv4)
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Lord Durham was succeeded upon his death by his only surviving son, a man known (until becoming Earl) as Mr. D'Arcy. Too good to check: He married a woman then known as "Elizabeth Bennett"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (H8rIy)
At the Jefferson Memorial.
We had tacos afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Happy Anniversary!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (K3TEc)
Sir Thomas Lawerence studied art in his teens at a remote academy located in the French Alps near Olan Mountain in the Massif des Ecrins.
The academy sharpened students skills by having them paint massive amounts of portraits for wealthy clients. It was not uncommon for an academy student to paint as many as 30 portraits per year in various sizes to hone their painting abilities.
The academy became know as the [i|Mills l'Olan and is the inspiration for the modern Olan Mills photography studios in modern day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (MpDCO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (t3/qz)
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It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM
I DON'T GET IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Well? Don't leave us hanging, what did she say?
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (wDa+/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Well? Don't leave us hanging, what did she say?
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (wDa+/)
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"Why didn't you get on one knee, asshole?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
"Hmmm. I think I'm too young to think about marriage. But, Mater and Pater say they are arranging my marriage already with the Pelosis, and their daughter, Nancy.
I do hope she's nice, fun, and frolicsome girl. And beautiful. And not some horrible, bitter harpy. If she was, why...why I'd just rather die of consumption and be done with it!"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (p+1gI)
At the Jefferson Memorial.
We had tacos afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM
Well, did she say yes? Don't leave us hanging!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Well? Don't leave us hanging, what did she say?
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (wDa+/)
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"Why didn't you get on one knee, asshole?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Ah, love.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM (BowJ1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM (xnhXC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 09:56 AM (t3/qz)
Some idiot on ABC said Trump was to blame for the attack on Chappell.. He said Trump was responsible for the incivility
Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (dvgPQ)
Posted by: zombie Janis
Back off Janis. That's mine.
Posted by: Roger Miller at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (WqXpZ)
https://tinyurl.com/babywrstln
I think the girl has better reach and she's thinking about her next move. The boy was going for a clothesline and then duck-under but got blocked. He's way outclassed and in fact, he's just a few minutes away from being chicken-winged and finished with a leg-drop. He'll come back as a heel but this was really his last big event.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (0rQxu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: 496
Preferably a song by a woman who could actually sing, rather than sounding like a flaming cat with a pineapple shoved up its ass climbing a chalkboard.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:03 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Is it a thing that gently lifts and bends her leg?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 05, 2022 10:03 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
I was too drunk. I never would have gotten up!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (t3/qz)
Yes... You are a young'n .. Eleven years ? I have a Grandson who is 13 and he's the youngest of them
Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (dvgPQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:57 AM (4I/2K)
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Fun Fact: Zapp Brannigan was known as the Velour Fog (possibly in his own mind).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (CAJOC)
Yes... You are a young'n .. Eleven years ? I have a Grandson who is 13 and he's the youngest of them
Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (dvgPQ)
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I'm actually pretty close to 29.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/babywrstln
I think the girl has better reach and she's thinking about her next move. The boy was going for a clothesline and then duck-under but got blocked. He's way outclassed and in fact, he's just a few minutes away from being chicken-winged and finished with a leg-drop. He'll come back as a heel but this was really his last big event.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (0rQxu)
Crane Kick - No can defense!
Posted by: Mr Miyagi at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Some Cobra-kai at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (ESjRY)
"Hmmm. I think I'm too young to think about marriage. But, Mater and Pater say they are arranging my marriage already with the Pelosis, and their daughter, Nancy.
I do hope she's nice, fun, and frolicsome girl. And beautiful. And not some horrible, bitter harpy. If she was, why...why I'd just rather die of consumption and be done with it!"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (5NkmN)
What's not to like, boy? She'll have huge pendulous tracts of land and smooth skin like a well worn catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Pater at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (Kdtue)
Just how many legs does your wife have?
Posted by: spindrift at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (h5TKJ)
168 There are no good rock songs by females.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ
Barracuda!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ)
"Somebody to Love"....Jefferson Airplane
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Ah, love.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM (BowJ1)
Well when she eats tacos with you afterwards you know she's a winner.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (wDa+/)
The Constitutional Crisis That Roe v. Wade Set In Motion Is Now Upon Us
-
Coming attractions: affirmative action. Thank you, Sandra Day O'Connor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ)
"Somebody to Love"....Jefferson Airplane
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (AwYPR)
Throw in White Rabbit too. That was a talent wasted.
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (uwW33)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Well? Don't leave us hanging, what did she say?
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (wDa+/)
"yes, yes, a thousand times yes! My prince.
I ask only one thing...I had a terrible dream about you the other night. The thought of it still makes me trimble. And...well, I want you to promise me. Promise me you will never, ever, at any time-
watch a movie called, "Prometheus".
Promise me this, sweet TJM, and i shall be your's forever."
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (5NkmN)
When SMOD hits, that'll be Trump's fault somehow.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
***
I ran your story, straight-faced, by my colleague upstairs. She was as taken in as the rest of us until the punch line!
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (txdEq)
https://tinyurl.com/babywrstln
I think the girl has better reach and she's thinking about her next move. The boy was going for a clothesline and then duck-under but got blocked. He's way outclassed and in fact, he's just a few minutes away from being chicken-winged and finished with a leg-drop. He'll come back as a heel but this was really his last big event.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:02 AM (0rQxu)
Crane Kick - No can defense!
Posted by: Mr Miyagi at May 05, 2022 10:04 AM (PiwSw)
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At least until the sequel!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: FriscoYoda
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Christie Hynde laughs at this ridiculous generalization
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (QsyXV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)
Didn't O'Connor have an end-date for affirmative action? Wasn't it...2020?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 10:08 AM (sTCcj)
Posted by: FriscoYoda
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Should've been sung by Tina Turner, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:08 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions
What did Red Boy die of ?
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ)
"Somebody to Love"....Jefferson Airplane
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (AwYPR)
Throw in White Rabbit too. That was a talent wasted.
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Add Lather.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:08 AM (bA3Ln)
Are you just claiming for "classic rock" or would you include more modern music? Because I'd say Shirley Manson and Sharon den Adel are two of the best vocalists, leading two of the best bands, of the last 30 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (ESjRY)
I ask only one thing...I had a terrible dream about you the other night. The thought of it still makes me trimble. And...well, I want you to promise me. Promise me you will never, ever, at any time-
watch a movie called, "Prometheus".
Promise me this, sweet TJM, and i shall be your's forever."
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (5NkmN)
I nearly drowned in my own coffee just now....
Posted by: Drill Instructor Cleese at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (906pl)
Amy Lee laughs at your ridiculous generalization.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (JTztk)
Posted by: Tina Turner at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (xnhXC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ)
Close My Eyes Forever - Lira Ford with Ozzy Osbourne.
https://youtu.be/R2k5TwoHtKU
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (UBKe1)
watch a movie called, "Prometheus".
Promise me this, sweet TJM, and i shall be your's forever."
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:06 AM (5NkmN)
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There are not many secrets in our marriage...but there are some.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:07 AM (LkM8p)
Unleash the Archers
Brittney Slayes is the Queen of metal. I mean her name has "Slayes" in it and all.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (0rQxu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I would love to see them. "Here's to Us":
https://youtu.be/KC0DNLDXJW8
"Mz. Hyde":
https://youtu.be/j2OD-dV7j_I
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:10 AM (8gxrg)
I see he's polishing his The Cat (TM) credentials. He gets an extra credit if he moved his tail under your foot just as you were taking the step.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 10:11 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:11 AM (kXYt5)
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Corona's not my type.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:11 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:11 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:36 AM (0rQxu)
Bloodninjas forefather. He's about to cast lvl 3 eroticism to turn the painter into a real beautiful woman.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (uwW33)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (dvgPQ)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (xnhXC)
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Their Pita Crackers are the snizz.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022
***
+1000
A friend of mine says he knew a guy who actually slept with Janis Joplin. Once. He said she had *terrible* B.O. And looking at her tapes, I am somehow not surprised.
She's only remembered with this weird fondness because she died young. If she'd lived, she'd have burnt out, or burnt out her voice, and would be a footnote in musical history at best.
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (fj2YZ)
Congrats!
Who knew Cinco de Mayo was a day of romance?
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (UBKe1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:12 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:13 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 10:13 AM (AHqtU)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Now You-know-Who is gonna show up to see if you use maple syrup !
Happy Anniversary Farmer and Missus Bob !
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 10:13 AM (arJlL)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting painting. I'd be pissed too kid if I had to wear my hair like that.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2022 10:13 AM (anj39)
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:05 AM (AwYPR)
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White Rabbit too.
We discussed these, along with Pretenders, Heart, Joan Jett, Benatar, etc... IMO, however, Dusty Springfield recorded the winner with Me and Bobby McGee right behind. I think "Gimme Shelter" has too much Jagger in it to qualify for this, but it's a great song mostly because of Merry Clayton's vocals (just looked that up - I always figured it was Grace Slick). Another great one is Patty Smith - Because the Night.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:13 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Nice!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (0rQxu)
Is it a thing that gently lifts and bends her leg?
Posted by: vmom
Yes, passive movement machine... I called it the 'wave' machine because of the gentle movement that just kept going, and going, etc.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (s9rQL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Anyway, that is Taylor Momsen, better knows as Cindy Lou from the Grinch flat out singing satanic rock. Hollywood is one f*cked up place.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 09:35 AM (nC+QA)
Must have been hard losing so many children back then. Explains the large families.
Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (zk16/)
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (gktX6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:15 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 10:13 AM (AHqtU)
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Corona is best administered by enema.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2022 10:15 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:15 AM (Vr12I)
Just how many legs does your wife have?
Posted by: spindrift
Only her right knee has been replaced.
The 'pads' that go between the 2 metal pieces wear out.
They last about 11 years for her...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (s9rQL)
Posted by: JT
Boredom.
Seriously, TB, aka, Consumption - The Doc Holiday disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (WqXpZ)
Deborah Iyall might like you better if you slept together. She might like you better if you slept together. She might like you better if you slept together. But there's something in your eyes that says maybe; that's never.
Never say neverrrrr
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (+56GQ)
Patty Smyth - Goodbye To You
https://youtu.be/_50-gOeBilc
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:15 AM (bA3Ln)
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That was my beer of choice when I lived in Italy. Cheap as piss.
The wine was even cheaper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (OctZG)
Personally I think Karen Carpenter had a finer voice than any of the above, but her songs were pop tunes, not rock as most of us think of it. And Bobbie Gentry had a wonderful husky voice, on display in her 2 big hits, "Ode to Billy Joe" and "Fancy." (She wrote both of those songs: dynamite work.) But those probably aren't "rock" either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
You will translate this. Now.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:17 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:17 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:17 AM (8gxrg)
I have a class of eight seniors and FIVE are absent. Yearbooks go out today too. School is over three weeks before the calendar says so
Posted by: Jmel at May 05, 2022 10:17 AM (RWHIh)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (videA)
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One of the two rap songs that was appealing. Kid Rock's Cowboy is the other one.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
You will translate this. Now.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:17 AM (x8kT3)
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Imortan Joe was the antagonist in Mad Max Fury Road who created a functioning feudal system in the detritus of the old world, keeping highly desirable females for his own breeders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
ZOD LEBT NOCH IMMER. (Translation: Not bad, thanks!)
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (FVME7)
Thoughts?
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)
Dusty for the win.
Wanna have some fun? Listen to Dusty singing "Something In Your Eyes". It was written by Richard Carpenter. You can hear Karen in Dusty's voice.
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (8gxrg)
That was my beer of choice when I lived in Italy. Cheap as piss.
The wine was even cheaper.
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Have I introduced you to Carlo Rossi yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (LQjWA)
My grandfather courted my grandmother when she was a secretary at the Modelo brewery in Monterrey, MX. They'd give everyone free beer after work and he'd swing by every day.
Bonded by booze.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (UBKe1)
Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (Faksa)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Javems
What's seriously creepy? Victorian era families posing with dead relatives for photos. Yeah. It was a thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM (AHqtU)
The wine was even cheaper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Spain has no beer worth mentioning....peroni and kro 1664 are my go tos for something different when we go there. Bud and Miller are all over the dang place...along with Stella Artois, which for some reason smelly British tourists obsess over....
Posted by: Mishdog at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM (uwW33)
I do not know what this means.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (x8kT3)
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The Road Warrior, but more splodey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
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Sandra was also a member of the Writer's Lab at Stamford that included Ken Kesey and Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM (Vr12I)
Yes. And the infinities of torture that your impertinence has earned you will be sweet symphony in the ears of Zod.
Torture yourself.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM (x8kT3)
Faster: https://youtu.be/iQVei5C2N4E
covered in roses: https://youtu.be/nIR-YznUZIQ
Push It: https://youtu.be/Pmd3UiNfNkA
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (UHVv4)
***
ZOD wasn't on Doogie Howser MD because...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (flINI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM (UHVv4)
Oh sweet freakin' Jesus...
*Passes out rotten tomatoes for everyone to throw*
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (UBKe1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (9LwxC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (LkM8p)
CWL
If you change some of the letters and rearrange them, you get CBD now don't you?
Coincidence?
Posted by: Weasel at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (sTCcj)
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I haven't seen Watney's on the shelf in years. Like 10+ years.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Halfhand at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (Q90Lg)
I'm coming, (I'm coming,) I'm coming, (I'm coming), For my head is bending low; I hear their gentle voices calling Old Black Joe.
Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (mpzMu)
Posted by: Clark Kent at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (fj2YZ)
To the corner with you! You go go now!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022
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Neil, Patrick Harris!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq)
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But I don't want to go to Hot Air!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (UHVv4)
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You will go to the PowerLine archives and write an extended piece about how Paul Marengoff was the greatest writer of the modern political right until he was unjustly fired.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)
I don't know, I looked up the lyrics. They could have come from a folk spiritual years ago. The difference between the path is the idea of redemption.
And I know there is flat-out evil metal but I don't listen to that and I wouldn't classify that song based on its lyrics as being evil. In metal you see a lot of people questioning the state of the world and what's going on above and beyond what you hear in pop songs.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (0rQxu)
Within Temptation is the biggest Dutch Band of all time...which means...almost no one in America knows them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:24 AM (ESjRY)
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Yeah, they're a bit stiff for today's tastes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:24 AM (UHVv4)
Within Temptation is the biggest Dutch Band of all time...which means...almost no one in America knows them.
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Were they tall?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:24 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 10:22 AM (sTCcj)
bass guitar
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:24 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Marie Osmond at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (OLtdl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022
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The only song of hers I know is 1979's "Stumblin' In," a duet with Chris Norman. Wonderful tune, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (taPSh)
She's good but, in the same-ish time period, Sandy Denny and Maddy Prior were both better.
I saw Renaissance live with her as singer. A no surprise band in which their songs sounded exactly the same as on their albums. Which can be either good or bad.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I read that Dolly refused the RnR award.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (s9rQL)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:21 AM (UHVv4)
I guess they want to be fancy on vacation? But talk about cultural colonialism. Every cafe in the place we go in spain offers an English style breakfast complete with baked beans and tomatoes.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (uwW33)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Was he fired? He's still in the About Us page. I just thought he was on break recovering from being a douchebag.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (UBKe1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:18 AM
I'll admit it...I chuckled.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (kXYt5)
That poor kid. "The artist wanted a girl."
Posted by: t-bird
early evidence of grooming
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (UgAdJ)
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Dolly was banging Porter Wagner while Pat was doing his thing. She's country and Porter had his own show.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I read that Dolly refused the RnR award.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (s9rQL
She did but they couldn't pull her from the ballot because voting had started.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (s9rQL)
@LindsayAWatts
Tall, non-scalable fencing about to go up around Supreme Court. Crews are starting on the back end. There are just a few protesters in front of the court right now. @fox5dc
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Eh, fences don't work.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:25 AM (UBKe1)
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Nothing public. I just assume he was fired. It pleases me to think so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022
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"We Got the Beat" and the Bangles' "Walk Like An Egyptian" are both on my flash drive in the car. WGtB certainly feels like a rock 'n' roll song to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (zk16/)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM (0rQxu)
The state of the world according to metal: It sucks.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (UBKe1)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (0rQxu)
>Halestorm is noteworthy."
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Barracuda
Posted by: Cosda at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (rAiEO)
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Same deal in Azerbaijan. Very British with pork sausages, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:23 AM
Well there's an image I didn't need.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 10:27 AM (7M5PD)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:26 AM (kXYt5)
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How about female-centric limericks? I'll get one started:
"There once was a girl from Wheeling..."
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 09:53 AM (kXYt5)
Indeed sir.
I slept in.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (anj39)
Posted by: banana Dream
Pshycostick, Beer. also see ABCDEath
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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TJM, no longer novelest, now, humorist.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (WSVNe)
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Yeah, they're a bit stiff for today's tastes.
Posted by: andycanuck
*******
Well of corpse they are! What else would you expect?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (kXYt5)
"There once was a girl from Wheeling..."
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (VJsqe)
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Who got her nickname by kneeling
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (flINI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Trained as an opera singer before becoming a rock star. Saw her in concert a few decades back. She's pixy size. Tiny gal, big voice.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (VJsqe)
Well, you can do that one nowadays.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (9LwxC)
I suppose you could take the lyrics the way you suggest but, err, watch the video.
I actually like her sound but...the messages of her music just ruin it...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: spindrift at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:30 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:30 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 10:30 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Drove a Volvo?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (Vr12I)
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The first comment I ever made on a blog (little green fartballs) was that Linda Ronstadt hadn't seen her feet in decades.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (flINI)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (VJsqe)
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Who got her nickname by kneeling
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022
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And the fifth line could be:
"Telling her, 'Once more, with feeling!' "
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
her latest John
said 'she's not blond'
i'd rather bangala kamala
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (UgAdJ)
Dolly Parton is in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, so country is on the table for female rock stars apparently
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 10:20 AM
to her credit, she tried to decline the nomination, saying there were others more deserving
but hell, if durar duran can make it in, why not Dolly?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (ENBF0)
Heidi N. Moore
@moorehn
It is about babies, but it's not about keeping those babies with their mothers. It's about giving those babies to evangelical Christian mothers.
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It's like long-term vote fraud! More crazy at the link.
https://bit.ly/3w71ZHV
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
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something
something
something
"But a great place to tuck her revolver"
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022
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More than true, a statement for the ages. Her performance of Chuck Berry's "Back in the U.S.A." is real dynamite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
Because nothing says 'our democracy' more than using the threat of violence to get the court to change their interpretation of the constitution.
Their 'win' is that mob rule takes precedence over the rule of law.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2022 10:31 AM (ENBF0)
Are the Archies in yet?
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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They tried too hard to be GTOs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (VJsqe)
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Who got her nickname by kneeling
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022
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And the fifth line could be:
"Telling her, 'Once more, with feeling!' "
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
"Once more, without teething!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (bA3Ln)
Probably the best example of that I can think of recently: https://youtu.be/o_l4Ab5FRwM
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (ESjRY)
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MAGA types are always the most dangerous, as everyone knows.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (VJsqe)
Heidi N. Moore
@moorehn
It is about babies, but it's not about keeping those babies with their mothers. It's about giving those babies to evangelical Christian mothers.
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It's like long-term vote fraud! More crazy at the link.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
This is amazing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (LQjWA)
Congratulations, Bob, to you and your bride on your anniversary. As to the Battle of Puebla, I have to confess that my sympathies were rather with the French.
Posted by: Paco at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (njExo)
Just saw the greatest attack ad on Doug Mastriano, accusing him of being anti-abortion, anti mail-in voting, and pro Trump.
It said that voting for him would be voting for Trump's agenda.
Ad paid for by the Dem candidate campaign.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby
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I would run the exact same ad, and afterwards add "I'm Doug Mastriano and I also endorse this ad"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (Ni4bx)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)
Their 'win' is that mob rule takes precedence over the rule of law.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (5kI0z)
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"Alabama may make abortion illegal while my state, Maryland, will keep it as it is! This is intolerable! This is anti-democratic! I will kill SCOTUS judges!"
-The tolerate, democratic left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
A band of homosexualists. Nevermind. Zod wants the blonde.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (8gxrg)
PS By hang I mean molest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 10:01 AM
Oh, he's so hot. Believe me, there's nothing "hanging" after looking at this painting. Schwing!!!!
Posted by: Lincoln Project MAPs at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
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Joni is much more than a voice. Much more. Yeah, she's hippie, but a remarkably talented hippie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (bA3Ln)
to her credit, she tried to decline the nomination, saying there were others more deserving
but hell, if durar duran can make it in, why not Dolly?
Posted by: AltonJackson
Just checked... yup, she was voted in.
I agree she showed definite class in attempting to turn it down.
I have also noted she does great work putting her money into projects that help people.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (s9rQL)
mentioned but she has pipes and is pretty rock-y
Posted by: Goldilocks at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (bj/6f)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
She also did an album of standards with Nelson Riddle, called "What's New" that is outstanding.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (fs1hN)
I haven't been this flabbergasted since I learned Johnny Depp was rooting around for cocaine in Amber Heard's snootch.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)
I figured everyone knew this oldie
There once was a girl from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
and tickled her crack
And whizzed all over the ceiling.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (VJsqe)
I suspect that he flounced. It would be in character.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:36 AM (Vr12I)
Will refer it to central committee.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 05, 2022 10:36 AM (mZOHK)
I learned very early this morning that Ms. Heard defecated in their conjugal bed.
A fraught marriage.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:36 AM (x8kT3)
@moorehn
It is about babies, but it's not about keeping those babies with their mothers. It's about giving those babies to evangelical Christian mothers.
******
"Quick, kill them before they run the risk of being adopted into a loving home!!!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (R+bqd)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:28 AM (VJsqe)
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Who got her nickname by kneeling
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022
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There once was a girl from Wheeling
Who got her nickname by kneeling.
She tried to go pro;
The director said no,
Telling her, "Once more, with feeling!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (AHqtU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (txdEq)
Likely - but this is true unless you get a President and a Congress willing to go scorched earth. This is one of those truths that could end the modern Western technocracy if it ever got out. Only a handful of pols have been willing to question the clot shot narrative at all.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:34 AM (8gxrg)
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Eva Cassidy
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (flINI)
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No. If trump is the nominee, there will be a complete 180. Fauci will be thrown under the bus and they will claim it was Trump who pushed past all the safety protocols and subjected the nation to a fate worse than death by covid. Watch.
Posted by: its been plan B all along at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (GRxMh)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (videA)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022
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Does your mother know about this?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sharkman
Unless I'm mistaken "Divis ZOD Imperator" is the appropriate form.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Puddleglum
That reminds of the AoSHQ Classic "They Done Found Us Out, Cletus!!" from the sidebar:
https://tinyurl.com/They-Done-Found-Us-Out-Cletus
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (8gxrg)
Eva Cassidy
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (flINI)
Fantastic singer.
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Linda Ronstadt at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (xnhXC)
Vocals: Sharon den Adel - best pipes in rock
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2022 10:37 AM (R+bqd)
"Mad Love" (containing covers of "Girls Talk" and "I Can't Let Go") was kind of rock-poppy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sharkman
I stumbled across a video of how weird Agnetha became. Just bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (5kI0z)
Lita Ford lead guitar.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (Q90Lg)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (mZOHK)
https://youtu.be/tkXNEmtf9tk
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sharkman
Tarja Turunen. Fight me.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (OUMaO)
Vocals: Sharon den Adel - best pipes in rock
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (ESjRY)
Chrissy Hynde on rhythm guitar.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Paco at May 05, 2022 10:33 AM (njExo)
My cousin's dad is a descendant of a French soldier who was part of France's attempt at colonizing Mexico. I guess when the French got thrown out he just said, "Fuck it," stayed behind and married himself a little Mexican cutie.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (FXTsO)
And once a week there's an excursion to local Roman remains, where you can buy Cherry Aid and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel.
And spending four days on the tarmac at Luton Airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dry British Airways sandwiches. And you can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (UHVv4)
Cruising Sirius channels I caught a new electronic/dance remix that just came out that uses Dolly Parton's "Jolene" as the base. I have to admit, it is clever.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (Ni4bx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (flINI)
Great voice/styling....sad she's gone
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (AwYPR)
*******
Pretty much the textbook definition of "Their Precious Democracy.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2022
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"Back in the U.S.A.," "Tumblin' Dice," "Blue Bayou," "When Will I Be Loved"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2022 10:35 AM (fs1hN)
I think he can (and should) split that baby: "I am proud of my decision to fast-track vaccine development for Covid-19. It is unfortunate that frauds and grifters co-opted that program for their own enrichment, under the criminal regime of the falsely-elected president, Joe Biden."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (sTCcj)
A fraught marriage.
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Thoroughly froward woman.
Posted by: Not fit for purpose at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (ZrK8O)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2022 10:41 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 10:41 AM (Ni4bx)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (cTCuP)
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"Hey...Democrats cheated so much that they barely defeated Trump across a handful of states after months of mail in ballot fraud followed by a last second ballot box stuff that would have made Tammany Hall proud. Also, voters rejected Trump."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:42 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:29 AM (LQjWA
Her and Martina McBride blow my mind. They are both tiny women but sing like chicks from a German opera.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 10:42 AM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 05, 2022 10:42 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 10:42 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 10:39 AM (Ni4bx)
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Shaggy recycled "Angel of the Morning" into a great song.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:43 AM (VJsqe)
https://youtu.be/tkXNEmtf9tk
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022
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Yes!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:43 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2022 10:43 AM (R+bqd)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2022 10:43 AM (WSVNe)
The way LIV minds work always amaze me.
In fairness there isn't much different between a Romney and an Obama but...anyone that couldn't see the current clusterf*ck coming with Biden becoming president is a f*cking idiot.
And I keep making sure those LIVs, many of whom voted for Biden over the COOF, know it was Vlad Putin that ended COVID...by attacking Ukraine. They hate to hear it...because they know it is true.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:44 AM (ESjRY)
https://bit.ly/37hAymg
I first watched this with the sound off. For some reason my natural instinct was to imagine her ranting in German.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 05, 2022 10:44 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 10:44 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
She's had a pretty fucked up life.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:44 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:45 AM (flINI)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022
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"But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!"
Posted by: Dorothy Parker at May 05, 2022 10:45 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (LQjWA)
Anneke Van Giersbergen.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 10:45 AM (FXTsO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 10:45 AM (fF2aM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
I should have made it clear that I was speaking only about voters' trust in the two presidents' response to COVID. Sorry.
I do not think voters will return to Trump in enough numbers to win an honest election. They will remember that COVID was allowed to overrun us on his watch.
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 10:45 AM (cTCuP)
Pay per view, natch.
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:46 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 05, 2022 10:46 AM (27hQX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:46 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 05, 2022 10:46 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2022
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Originally a Roy Orbison song, so maybe?
Posted by: Dorothy Parker at May 05, 2022 10:46 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:46 AM (flINI)
There are exceptions. I think Kathleen Madigan's stand up is hilarious.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 05, 2022 10:47 AM (27hQX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:48 AM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 05, 2022 10:49 AM (ARs9M)
What do you expect? Naomi Wolf voted for Biden and then *flipped out* and was completely red-pilled within like a week of the inauguration because he pushed foe vaxx mandates. She said that if she'd known he'd do that she'd never have voted for him. How did she *not* know that's what he'd do?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 05, 2022 10:49 AM (nC+QA)
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A more prominent jaw than Quentin Tarantino. Wouldn't be shocked it it turned out that way. I mean no giant adam's apple but they can kind of shave that down a bit. Some gal's have a large jaw, it possible that we have a legit XX but frankly, its not the body that worries me, its what's on the inside.
Posted by: How big are the hands, hairy knuckles? at May 05, 2022 10:49 AM (pK9KH)
- Amy Shumer
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 05, 2022 10:49 AM (3vQN0)
>Maybe not, but you can sure learn a lot about their vaginas.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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You got that right.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (iDcra)
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes
The Latin to English translator online says that is: "Emperor Zod". My high school Latin is way too old for me to know what's really correct.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 05, 2022 10:47 AM (27hQX)
Madigan is very funny.
Posted by: 496 at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (taPSh)
>Maybe not, but you can sure learn a lot about their vaginas.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:48 AM (LkM8p)
Wait for the reverb echo . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (4I/2K)
You want Susanna Hoffs and Diamante
You'll settle for Shirley Manson and Sharon den Adel
You'll get fat Demi Lovato and Billie Eilish
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (ESjRY)
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Define female. I'm not a biologist.
Define rock. I'm not a geologist.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:38 AM (flINI)
Great voice/styling....sad she's gone
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2022 10:40 AM (AwYPR)
Sang "Fields of Gold" better than the composer, Gordon Summer (aka "Sting"), not that he would admit it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2022 10:51 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2022 10:51 AM (WSVNe)
The best comedians, male and female, built a loony little world with their routines and invited us inside. See Phyllis's story of a flight on a cut-rate airline:
"You know how some women get those little crows' feet around their eyes? This broad had mastodon tracks." Joan Rivers: "Elizabeth Taylor is a woman being kept alive by a machine. A refrigerator!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:52 AM (txdEq)
@EddieZipperer
2% say things are going "very well" in the country today.
That's the lowest number ever recorded in the CNN poll which has included this question since 2013.
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Huh, I always thought 10% of the population were batshit crazy but I guess I over estimated.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)
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Well, Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller could make you laugh.
Lucy didn't do stand up but she was pretty damn funny.
Erma Bombeck, writer, was pretty damn funny back in the day.
But you are mostly right. Comedians these days are mostly not doing jokes anymore. They looking to push buttons and stay out of trouble.
Posted by: Some women are funny at May 05, 2022 10:52 AM (GZGiu)
And I’m like wtf dumbasses? He promised to forgive student loans. And what did you think would happen to gas prices when his entire campaign was green this and green that?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 05, 2022 10:52 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 10:53 AM (8gxrg)
Lefty LIVs later: Oh no he did that thing he said he wouldn't do! I'll never vote for him again!
Lefty LIVs more later: Damn I have to vote for that Democrat or...A REPUBLICAN? Well guess I'll vote for the Democrat I said I'd never vote for again
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:53 AM (ESjRY)
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Those are the 2% that are aiming to benefit from the great reset.
Posted by: 98% of us,however, are screwed at May 05, 2022 10:53 AM (GZGiu)
With a 50' rope and a 60' drop.
Posted by: rickb223
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I'd prefer a 2' rope and a 2 1/2' drop. Let them dangle. It takes longer and is more fun for the spectators.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 05, 2022 10:53 AM (iDcra)
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes
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The Latin to English translator online says that is: "Emperor Zod". My high school Latin is way too old for me to know what's really correct.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022
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"Divus," I think, to give us "Divine Emperor Zod" or "Zod, Emperor and God."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 10:54 AM (txdEq)
Maybe he had Heard Hunter had been there.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 05, 2022 10:54 AM (GwxCX)
And I’m like wtf dumbasses? He promised to forgive student loans. And what did you think would happen to gas prices when his entire campaign was green this and green that?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 05, 2022 10:52 AM (3vQN0)
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Derision is the only solution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Javems
What's seriously creepy? Victorian era families posing with dead relatives for photos. Yeah. It was a thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 10:19 AM (WqXpZ)
Hadn't heard of that one. Definitely creepy.
Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 10:55 AM (zk16/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 05, 2022 10:55 AM (flINI)
Yeah Florence is good and I would have mentioned her.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 10:55 AM (3F5gw)
>Maybe not, but you can sure learn a lot about their vaginas.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2022 10:48 AM (LkM8p)
Wait for the reverb echo . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet
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"You didn't have to say that twice."
"I didn't."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 05, 2022 10:55 AM (iDcra)
Lefty LIVs later: Oh no he did that thing he said he wouldn't do! I'll never vote for him again!
Lefty LIVs more later: Damn I have to vote for that Democrat or...A REPUBLICAN? Well guess I'll vote for the Democrat I said I'd never vote for again
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2022 10:53 AM (ESjRY)
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Personnel is policy. It doesn't matter if Biden has an aura of moderation (which was always false). It matters that he's filled his cabinet with radicals who want to destroy the American people.
The moderate Democrat is a myth because the upper echelons of the party are enthralled to their activist base in the worst of ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ptschett at May 05, 2022 10:56 AM (uHE/j)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (taPSh)
Seems to me it's like fibromyalgia, a "designer disease" for hypochondriacs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 10:56 AM (sTCcj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
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It?s mathematical.
Ambition, distraction, uglification and derision.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 05, 2022 10:56 AM (ARs9M)
What if the miller doesn't want to be rogered?
> "Back in the U.S.A.," "Tumblin' Dice," "Blue Bayou," "When Will I Be Loved"
"Poor Pitiful Me", a cover of a Zevon song. Her version is more country-flavored than Warren's, but I like them both. It's an interesting comparison.
And yeah, that kid is going to get his ass beat if he goes to school dressed like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022 10:56 AM (bW8dp)
Kill the entire global economy? Yes, because it will be good for the oppressed!
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:57 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2022 10:57 AM (gktX6)
@ruthsentus
This could be all bark, no bite. Regardless, when you grab your seat and note where the closest fire extinguisher is. They make great "bell ringers".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2022 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
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Carole King. Remarkable composer, but could also sing all genres. Tapestry is one of the best of all time albums.
Grace Slick and Pearl are probably my favorites.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 05, 2022 10:58 AM (MIKMs)
@ruthsentus
This could be all bark, no bite. Regardless, when you grab your seat and note where the closest fire extinguisher is. They make great "bell ringers".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 05, 2022 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
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I hope they do it. It will create only more implacable enemies to their cause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2022 10:57 AM (gktX6)
Well, the deceased could hold a pose without twitching.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 10:59 AM (sTCcj)
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Statistically speaking your average pol is a sociopath. Meaning they have zero principles aside from self enrichment. Meaning they are FOR SALE. See for example, the government gives money to PP, PP gives money to politicians, lookie there PP can kill babies up to and in some cases including the moment of birth and then sell them for parts.
Posted by: I'd say its about 98 to 99% of them at May 05, 2022 10:59 AM (C1Wep)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 05, 2022 10:59 AM (iDcra)
Lazy and 100% my fault.
My head hangs in shame.
Posted by: Inogame at May 05, 2022 10:59 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 05, 2022
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I have her "I Feel the Earth Move" on my car flash drive too. She didn't have the greatest voice, but she knew how to put a song together.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: I'd say its about 98 to 99% of them at May 05, 2022 10:59 AM (C1Wep)
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I've said it for years, but if you kill Planned Parenthood federal funding, abortion ceases to be a national issue in a matter of a few years. Democratic politicians simply won't care about it anymore at the levels the issue would need in order to sustain any sort of life.
It would have been a great thing to accomplish in 2017.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 10:50 AM (taPSh)
Check out the foot-long blog clots they're taking from corpses of COVID jab victims.
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 11:00 AM (arJlL)
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Didja see that Kamala refused to appear in a video celebrating Joe's student loan forgiveness because she thought he hadn't gone far enough?
https://bit.ly/385pNE4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: WisRich at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (G0vdT)
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There was a long long list, and the turtle wasn't having it.
Posted by: I'd say its about 98 to 99% of them at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (C1Wep)
Because trying to gin up support for abortion by hassling mothers going to church is such a super idea!./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (iDcra)
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There was a long long list, and the turtle wasn't having it.
Posted by: I'd say its about 98 to 99% of them at May 05, 2022 11:01 AM (C1Wep)
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Paul Ryan was in charge of the budget.
We still got CRs.
Mitch is a snake, but I lay all of the budget issues unresolved at Paul Ryan's feet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 05, 2022 11:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022
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She was sort of the distaff Don Rickles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)
"You know how some women get those little crows' feet around their eyes? This broad had mastodon tracks." Joan Rivers: "Elizabeth Taylor is a woman being kept alive by a machine. A refrigerator!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 11:03 AM (WqXpZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
Your newsletter information if you please!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2022 11:04 AM (bJxw1)
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Velour jogging suits. Eastern European casual.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 05, 2022 11:04 AM (MIKMs)
A comedian says things funny.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2022 11:05 AM (xnhXC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022
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She was sort of the distaff Don Rickles.
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Exactly. I loved Don. its not an easy thing to do, be sooo universally mean its funny. Its a kind of shock comedy, which is not cerebral at all. Not Stephen Wright kinda stuff. Sam Kinison was a shock comic also. I guess that's my thing because I freaking loved him too.
Posted by: I'd say its about 98 to 99% of them at May 05, 2022 11:05 AM (QKPWX)
I'll tell you who's a good joke teller. Karen Gillan. She always sits down on these talk shows with prepared setups and punchlines and delivers them really well. I may be biased.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 11:07 AM (FwkSU)
I'll tell you who's a good joke teller. Karen Gillan. She always sits down on these talk shows with prepared setups and punchlines and delivers them really well. I may be biased.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022
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Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was good at jokes, and would have done well at standup comedy. Think Jan Smithers with a little more edge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 05, 2022 11:09 AM (txdEq)
We should attack the interior of the one party, here.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2022 11:16 AM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Dr_No at May 05, 2022 11:17 AM (mu5GU)
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 11:31 AM (gamD3)
https://tinyurl.com/4n5sbn6w
(Rickles and Rivers killed 'em whenever they appeared together.)
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