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Buck:
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Bad Dog Cafe
Jatayu Rock, a park and tourism hub in Kerala district of Chadayamangalam [India]. It stands at 350 m above mean sea level. Jatayu Nature Park holds the distinction of having the largest bird sculpture in the world (200 feet (61 m ) long, 150 feet (46 m ) tall, 70 feet (21 m) high and 15,000 square feet of floor area of the great Jatayu bird.Learning to backflip. I like her. She's good. Go to sleep little buddy. Tough guy. Dogs playing some kind of spinny-catchy game. For AlextheChick and no one else. I mean, gotta warn you, it's legitimately a living nightmare. Dog plays racquetball.
Inman: Grandpa Pantshitter. Nitter here. Hamid-tifa. Nitter here.
Italy, it says, but the music sounds Latin.
Italy pic.twitter.com/AILxd0AoT7
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Formula 1/8 😂😂pic.twitter.com/7t9kgFvtT6
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Holy Crap at April 20, 2022 08:01 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Holy Crap at April 20, 2022 08:02 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:03 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: Holy Crap at April 20, 2022 08:03 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2022 08:03 PM (AFTUL)
Posted by: Holy Crap at April 20, 2022 08:03 PM (r0dOk)
What's up with that bird???
I wish the shot wasn't so tight. I'm guessing there's a gigantic sculpture of a producer from BirdNN looming over it, just out of frame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:04 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Holy Crap at April 20, 2022 08:04 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 08:05 PM (q7td5)
Posted by: Holy Crap at April 20, 2022 08:05 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2022 08:06 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2022 08:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 20, 2022 08:07 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 08:07 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
I was wondering where the transformative art was. Public Art in America is trash.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ace
Sorry, I clicked too.
How's she gonna get married if she doesn't need a husband to take care of those for her?
Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2022 08:11 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2022 08:11 PM (uO+/l)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:12 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 08:07 PM (VwHCD)
Perfect companion for a MoMe!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 08:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:12 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2022 08:13 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 08:07 PM (VwHCD)
Does she have bewb tats or is that bra lace peeking in from the side?
OKCupid claimed a high correlation between women who said they enjoyed the taste of beer and those that also said they enjoyed giving beejers. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)
Just have to wait for low tide I guess...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (RC2JC)
If there were sound you would hear them barking out RED LIGHT!, GREEN LIGHT!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (DsygJ)
Yeah I've been to Portofino, and I don't recognize that. Though I might just have a blank spot in my memory.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:12 PM (5y7pR)
And here I thought DaughterH spoiled her horses...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (hOUT3)
Wine time.
The bird is weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2022 08:11 PM (uO+/l)
The last time I played Meridian Valley I shot an 89, but unfortunately I only played the front 9.
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:15 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:12 PM (RC2JC)
Do they sleep on their sides or on their bellies?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Paco at April 20, 2022 08:15 PM (njExo)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 20, 2022 08:16 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (/5pKn)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (PiwSw)
You forgot about the knife because she missed. Are you feeling better, Salty?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2022 08:18 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM (PiwSw)
Only one of these two has integrity, so no argument...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (UDJeD)
They say they have no records. Seriously.
http://bitly.ws/qsHn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (eGTCV)
Holy shit, did Hobo Jack just go renegade on his own guys? This Twitter meltdown is so great. And the best part is that the whole thing came about because the powers that be couldn't take a joke.
Revenge of the funnymen, baby!
Posted by: CppThis at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (GbPPJ)
I wonder... are there some variety of hyper-aggressive maneating turtles we could for a Senatorial Pit of Reckoning?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (UDJeD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (ZnXLo)
She keeps taking my beer and sucking it down and we are going to have words.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (GbPPJ)
Just like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)
What are you doing here?
Isn't today your big holiday?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)
Dogs are just so funny. They know they aren't supposed to do that stuff, and they either look guilty or nonchalant when they get busted. Daisy, our pit bull mix, lies on the floor sometimes, and she'll occasionally let out a truly foul fart. When that happens, she gets up and quietly tip-toes out of the room, apparently hoping nobody will think it's hers.
Posted by: Paco at April 20, 2022 08:22 PM (njExo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (UGDPW)
Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Gamera at April 20, 2022 08:22 PM (/5pKn)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 20, 2022 08:22 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:23 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:23 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2022 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)
I miss living in Humboldt County. You could get high just walking outside today.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:24 PM (DsygJ)
I miss you. Derp.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:24 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:24 PM (MIkft)
Empress saw today a license plate frame that made me think of you. It said - "I Brake for Manatees"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:24 PM (ZnXLo)
Watch the video I just posted. K-pop music video better than The 355
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:23 PM (ZnXLo)
Oh very nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:25 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: CppThis at April 20, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:25 PM (bg3iC)
Enhanced version.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 20, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)
http://bitly.ws/qsHn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (sWM8x)
Almost like there is no national archivist official records requirement if you are not in the White House...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 08:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (VVp2Z)
Hi alex!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (U2p+3)
https://tinyurl.com/2p87akf7
Let's be careful out there.
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (GbPPJ)
WHY?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:24 PM (MIkft)
It may be that a particularly pestilential troll was hopping around on IPs, and a whole range of them that your ISP uses got auto-banned. Hopefully you roll through them soon
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:27 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:27 PM (PiwSw)
Hey Splunge, will you be around the last week of May? I'm going to be in your area for nephew's graduation.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:27 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (bg3iC)
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Hey, I put on deodorant every day.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:27 PM (MIkft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:27 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: steven at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (ovYNW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (UGDPW)
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Hope so, it's frustrating.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (MIkft)
Posted by: steven at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (TTy55)
Seriously. Glaciers move faster.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (ovYNW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (bg3iC)
Standards?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (XQFx4)
Posted by: Kamala after smoking a fat joint at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (krEX+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: steven at April 20, 2022 08:28 PM (TTy55)
We've been pranked!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
Hey Splunge, will you be around the last week of May? I'm going to be in your area for nephew's graduation.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:27 PM (DsygJ)
Yep, almost certainly. Let's arrange something! You can come up here, or we can meet at a restaurant (maybe the one CBD likes), or whatever works. Ben Had has my contact info, if you don't.
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM (GbPPJ
Deep down, you know you want to see it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (geLO8)
BANNED AGAIN
phone & pc
WHY?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:24 PM (MIkft)
FBI request. Glowie out front should have told ya.
Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (VVp2Z)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:25 PM (bg3iC)
Guests, Friends, Gropeees, Potential Gropees, Bribers, Potential Bribers, and Hunter's Dealers, but definitely not Visitors.
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (ZnXLo)
Gotta be fucking kidding me...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 20, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)
That sounds... "not great."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (MIkft)
Posted by: banana Dream
I like her. But she's no Wii Fit Girl.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:31 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)
The one on clones was neat, because a wealthy man had lost the woman he loved and was growing her again on an isolated island and exposing her to all of the same news and events of her childhood the first time around with the help of his two sisters. An unrelated man accidentally swims to the island as a personal challenge to himself and meets her and is chased off, but before he is they have a discussion and it involves current events, and she talks about things that happened decades ago - things she's reading in "current" newspapers that are brought to the island - and the stranger is puzzled and driven to figure out what is going on.
It's a neat story and neat that it's 100 years old or so.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 20, 2022 08:31 PM (o1Y90)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:32 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (geLO8 )
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:32 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
I like her- she seems smart.
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:20 PM
Look at the bright side -- thanks to the wearer's size, you don't have to estimate scale, you can tell just how big it would be if it were actually crawling on you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, making a retort at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2022 08:19 PM (PiwSw)
Yep, Positano. The dome of the church seen in the bottom right at the last moment gives it away. Amalfi is beautiful as well.
Posted by: Javems at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (AmoqO)
After someone leaves, wait a few minutes and text them, "Oh shit! You left your phone here!"
Better too if you take a pic of their phone on your counter or coffee table.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (XQFx4)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO
I wondered about that too, but I figured the bird was just trying to tan its cloaca.
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (UGDPW)
I'll live. Just another link in the chain of apparently understanding absolutely nothing about life or people. Like, at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (II3Gr)
https://tinyurl.com/2p87akf7
Let's be careful out there.
Posted by: Splunge
FFS! Pay attention or I'll start shooting.
RIVER OTTERS ARE NASTY AGGRESSIVE BASTARDS.
SEA OTTERS ARE SWEET AND KIND. THEY HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY SLEEP.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (U2p+3)
also if the bird sculpture is meant to exalt the bird, why the tits-up submissive pose?
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO
It looks like it depicts a story from Ramayana. Which I've read a couple times, but it escapes me for some reason. Anyway, the giant bird dies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (5y7pR)
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, trainrobbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (AiZBA)
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And there I thought a crow with a machine-gun was dangerous ....
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO8
They sometimes fight other birds and you put your claws in a good position.
Cats do the same.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (4fSQf)
AtC's new house will be finished concrete, so the flamethrower marks can be vleaned easily.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:14 PM (RC2JC)
Not real good. Trying to find some gems in a sea of shit it seems. I just don't know what brands to trust. Its not like it used to be. When I was doing kitchens and baths you knew what was good, and it was all pretty good, just how fancy did you want to go and what features did you like. Not that way now. My brother is still in the game, his exact words were "get what you like, because it's all shit anyway, just get a service plan." He wasn't kidding. I looked at a bunch of stoves, and they all seem to have loose knobs that rattle around, dishwashers that have plastic door latches, just unreal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Braenyard
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It's complicated. Involves AI, store-and-forward software, shadow posting, things like that.
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (qmS3k)
RIVER OTTERS ARE NASTY AGGRESSIVE BASTARDS.
SEA OTTERS ARE SWEET AND KIND. THEY HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY SLEEP.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (U2p
Paid for by Big Sea Otter!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
you know, that spider has eight hairy legs and little spines on its feet so it can CRAWL UP YOUR SLEEVE AND INSIDE YOUR BLOUSE WITH ITS HAIRY BITEY SPIDER MOUTH
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:36 PM (U2p+3)
*
hahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 20, 2022 08:36 PM (o1Y90)
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB
What..who..where...
It wasn't me, honest!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)
No, Mitch McConell is a post turtle.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)
Is that slang for "treacherous, repugnant old crook?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 08:37 PM (UGDPW)
Fucking flamethrowing!
I knew the alignment of venus, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter would
Lead to something.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM
Easy for you to say.
Posted by: Echinoderms , Crustaceans, Cephalopods, Bivalves, Gastropods, & Chitons at April 20, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2022 08:37 PM (XQFx4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2022 08:37 PM (63Dwl)
If we had such a thing, it would be visited as much as Mount Rushmore.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (ZnXLo)
RIVER OTTERS ARE NASTY AGGRESSIVE BASTARDS.
SEA OTTERS ARE SWEET AND KIND. THEY HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY SLEEP.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:34 PM (U2p+3)
Otters have a public relations staff?
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (71xoW)
||10-80264, a Viking UV-18C Twin Otter 400, call sign GKA264 is circling over Navy Yard, Washington at 3675 feet, speed 100 MPH, 0.0 miles from Washington Navy Yard Finance Station Post Office||
So the government ordered an emergency evacuation of the capitol because the government didn’t know it was sending its own armed forces to jump out of planes in Washington DC, where the capitol is located? Your tax dollars at work.
https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/
1516915092977238017
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (DsygJ)
**
Joe lurvs f*cking those corpses, doesn't he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (o1Y90)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (l6b3d)
they do this so they don't float away from each other
it's not like they're going steady
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 20, 2022 08:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO
Saturday morning, I went to turn the water off at my Arizona house, and there was a large black spider in the little well that houses the water meter. I sprayed it down with Aerosol Insect Doom. Job, done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2022 08:40 PM (/5pKn)
Posted by: Kamala after smoking a fat joint at April 20, 2022 08:40 PM (krEX+)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 20, 2022 08:40 PM (9AE+U)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:40 PM (4fSQf)
I imagine a troll list for 14 years will have a lot of bad ISPs on the list. Look at it this way, you have a skill of finding the banned ones in billions and billions of possibilities.
Or is it a tip jar thing? I imagine courting in NY is very expensive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM (71xoW)
Sea otters. A staff of one. Nurse.
*Makes obeisance as one departs the room*
*darts to mini-fridge for a brewskie*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 20, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (GbPPJ)
Tarantulas might be scawwy looking they're not little assholes. Not like river otters (or so I hear).
Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2022 08:41 PM (VVp2Z)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
they do this so they don't float away from each other
it's not like they're going steady
Posted by: DB
Yes it does. Neener
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2022 08:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: andycanuck
They were worried it was Q's White Hat Military Trump-reinstatement Squad, coming in to arrest everyone.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 08:41 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (RC2JC)
https://tinyurl.com/2p87akf7
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What won't a mother do to protect her babies.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (MIkft)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (OssQ4)
Berserker, here's a tip that's worked for me several times. Go to a used or 2nd-hand appliance store. Check them out. They may have something, but more importantly, ask about which brands have proved troublesome. I've always found them very willing to talk, and a source of good information.
And, from what I can gather these days, most, if not all of LG and Samsung is coprolitic.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM
Why do the many have to pay for the sins of the few?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 20, 2022 08:39 PM (AiZBA)
You could've said you recited it from memory. I'm gullible.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:43 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)
Did they dig that one up again? I'm sorry. (I'm not really sorry.)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 08:44 PM (MmFTx)
The guilty in Congress flee where no man pursue. The Hill is guilty of treason, being barbarians, and wasting our time and money for self-indulgent crap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
And, from what I can gather these days, most, if not all of LG and Samsung is coprolitic.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Another tip, which was on the ONT a night or two back, too: find a commercial kitchen supplier. Not all the commercial stuff is huge, but it's going to be well-made, and pricey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2022 08:45 PM (/5pKn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 08:26 PM (bg3iC)
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Hey, I put on deodorant every day.
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But did you shave you feet?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t
81 million is not a few!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:45 PM (4fSQf)
They custom built that house so it's a good read on what is working.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:45 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2022 08:46 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:38 PM
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Sea otters. A staff of one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 20, 2022 08:41 PM
Unlike us.
Posted by: AoSHQ Chiroptophiles at April 20, 2022 08:46 PM (a3Q+t)
You could've said you recited it from memory. I'm gullible.
Posted by: Jordan61
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2022 08:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2022 08:47 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 08:48 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:48 PM (RC2JC)
I don't know how poor people can afford to break the law these days.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
I don't know how poor people can afford to break the law these days.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk
Wow. How many over were you going?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:17 PM
Why can't horses lay down for a long time?
Posted by: Clutch at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (zwixu)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
===
They don't pay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (EZebt)
It was written up as 84 in a 70 zone. What it really was I don't know. Deputy Dogg picked me out of a fast crowd.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
The same wife he was cheating on with Dr. Jill when she died?
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Clutch
they're too heavy- internal injuries
Posted by: DB at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)
range(5):
headbut(x)
else:
hump(x)
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Logic error -- void memory(FJB)
Logic error -- memory(FJB) is null
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (MmFTx)
Regular old interstate I85N.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (RC2JC)
*fistbump*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:52 PM (RC2JC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2022 08:47 PM (63Dwl)
IMDB is great. Sucks that they're owned by Amazon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:52 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
19.70 per mph over. Nice racket
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:52 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2022 08:50 PM (RC2JC)
Exactly right. When I lived in California, they had a red light camera at an intersection at which it was obviously safe to make a right turn during certain phases of the light. Mrs. Splunge got busted twice within three days, and didn't find out for a week. She paid the two tickets, over $1,000 total.
Some time later, they had an amnesty. If you hadn't paid, you were off the hook. If you had paid, no refund, sucks to be you.
It was another link in the chain that led to my leaving California.
Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2022 08:53 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (yQpMk)
The same wife he was cheating on with Dr. Jill when she died?
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:51 PM (5y7pR)
How come nobody ever talks about the dead daughter?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (DsygJ)
I don't know how poor people can afford to break the law these days.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
**
It's important to understand that you were probably pulled over in large part because it was... (ahem) determined that you were safe to pull over.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (o1Y90)
I don't know how poor people can afford to break the law these days.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
$46 for speeding and $250 dammyankee plate surcharge?
Posted by: mikeski is not saying "Sherman did" at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (P1f+c)
Thanks for the Inman links, Nitter is mostly useless.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (F0YaR)
Nah, get yourself to a local Commerical Kitchen Supply house, and look at the heavy stainless stuff with the cast-iron grates and flattops. Look into an Auto-Chlor dishwashing system. They're fast, hot, and use commercial chemicals that come in 1 gal. bottles, and they WORK! Dishes come out in about 2 minutes, and they're SO hot that they dry themselves right there in the rack when you pull 'em out.
Fridge? I don't know the brands, but the dealer will. Same with freezers. Oh, and a Hobart mixer is King Kong to a mere "Kitchen-Aid". (fair warning, a Hobart will cost about 12 times the price of the Kitchen Aid.)
It'll be a very expensive kitchen rig. But it'll also last longer than you or me.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (QzJWU)
Clutch, they get fluid in their lungs. I had a seriously ill horse and I had to turn him every two hours to keep him from getting pneumonia.
Posted by: Ben Had
Use a VERY large spatula.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (o1Y90)
Hot Gas went to crap after Malkin left
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
I've got news for you: it was going to crap while she still was there. It was obvious that her effort were desultory at best and disinterested at worst.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (pNxlR)
No such luck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (yQpMk)
Because she didn't serve in the military and can't be used as a political tool. She just died. The Big Guy don't care.
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2022 08:56 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
My honest and dependable appliance repair guy (the one who resurrected a 20 year old Maytag dishwasher for me) said the LG and Samsung stuff is so bad he will not work on it, even if he loses a customer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 08:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mikeski is not saying "Sherman did" at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (P1f+c)
Fuck no, it was my Dad's car, I was driving them back to SC after they spend Holy Week at my house.
But out of state, albeit, right next door.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:57 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Splunge
"Ah, Mr. Jones. We've been expecting you ..." only works if you replace the bulbs with red lights and put a devil mask on ...
Posted by: Adriane the Twilight Zone Critic ... at April 20, 2022 08:57 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
“I have not seen any reporting that there is a ton of official business and outside meetings being done when Biden goes to his personal residence in Delaware for the weekend, mainly just going to church,”
I'll bet that he goes nowhere near a church. He could attend the one in whose cemetery the sainted Beau is buried but, again, I'll bet he don't.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
After someone leaves, wait a few minutes and text them, "Oh shit! You left your phone here!"
Better too if you take a pic of their phone on your counter or coffee table.
----
You know that some vacant idiot will receive the message on their phone an will come back for it!
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2022 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 20, 2022 08:59 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2022 08:57 PM (4fSQf)
He has plans for Dacha #4.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 09:00 PM (MIkft)
-
who wrote it?
Posted by: Ciampino
**
I'm not sure, sorry. I've already given the book away. It's a short story in this:
Isaac Asimov Presents the Best Science Fiction Firsts
https://tinyurl.com/53w27x5y
Fun book if you enjoy sci-fi.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 20, 2022 09:01 PM (o1Y90)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 09:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2022 09:01 PM (XQFx4)
Posted by: Ciampino
Thank you Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 09:01 PM (OssQ4)
I just sold 2 Pinball Machines. Haven't even packed them for shipping and I am already regretting it.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:01 PM (q7td5)
Because she didn't serve in the military and can't be used as a political tool. She just died. The Big Guy don't care.
Posted by: no good deed
Had the infant daughter lived long enough to fill out a bikini, well, THEN he'd care. SloJo has bragged on what a looker in a bikini his first wife was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 09:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 08:30 PM (5y7pR)
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, trainrobbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists
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how could you, you left out Teamsters, Mafiosi and Camorristi.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 20, 2022 09:03 PM (krEX+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 20, 2022 09:03 PM (yQpMk)
The Florida Senate today passed a bill that would remove the special tax district and self-governing status that was granted to Disney.
The vote was 23-16.
The state legislature potentially takes it up tomorrow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2022 09:04 PM (BFigT)
A federal judge has ordered the FBI to speed up the release of records about the agency's search for buried Civil War-era gold in Pennsylvania. [...]
Finders Keepers' owners, the father-son duo of Dennis and Kem Parada, spent years looking for the fabled 1863 shipment of Union gold that was supposedly lost or stolen on its way to the U.S. Mint in Philadelphia. The pair eventually led the FBI to a remote site 135 miles (220 kilometers) northeast of Pittsburgh where they say their instruments identified a huge hunk of metal.
The FBI brought in its own contractor -- the geophysical consulting firm Enviroscan -- which said its sensitive equipment detected a 9-ton metallic mass suggestive of gold, according to an FBI affidavit unsealed last year at the request of news organizations including The Associated Press.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:04 PM (UHVv4)
In the past, such a comment would have gotten lots of dispute, and I'd have been attacked as vicious. The usual "not who we are" shit. Not anymore. I got nothing but agreement and upvotes.
You know, I used to be one of the "don't let's do that" types, myself. But they have pushed through the rules changes. We're just saying "OK, if you insist."
Posted by: Eeyore at April 20, 2022 09:04 PM (R0Tis)
I also have certain affinity for the commenter too.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 20, 2022 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2022 09:05 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Face-sized spider at April 20, 2022 09:05 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:05 PM (q7td5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 09:06 PM (pNxlR)
No, Mitch McConnell is a post turtle.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)
Is that slang for "treacherous, repugnant old crook?"
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Could be but it also means someone put him there because he would never get atop that post by himself.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2022 09:07 PM (0OP+5)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2022 08:55 PM (QzJWU)
That would be fine and dandy IF I was only buying appliances, but I'm already on the hook for 24K in cabinets and granite, not including the floor I have to do, and god knows what else. I would have been royally fucked if my brother and father weren't in the game anymore. They still have their dealership. The cabs alone had a list price of 58K, because my brother added some bling, and I went with cherry. This is an epic remodel. If I was changing appliances hell yeah I would be going NASA level. I still got 2 baths to redo too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:07 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 20, 2022 09:08 PM (DTX3h)
how could you, you left out Teamsters, Mafiosi and Camorristi.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:03 PM (qfLjt)
_______
Not to mention the Triads, 'Ndrangheta, Yakuza and Bratva.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2022 09:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:09 PM (q7td5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:07 PM (VwHCD)
Of course he did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:10 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 09:10 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:10 PM (q7td5)
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2022 09:10 PM (5y7pR)
not old enough to know better, evidently
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 20, 2022 09:13 PM (sJHOI)
Then perhaps consider some of the Commercial stuff on the Used side of the Dealership. Some damn nice used stuff on the market, as there were a huge number of restaurants that died of Covid. Well, not really Covid, but from mandated shutdowns, and a year or more without customers. A whole BUNCH of used-but-nice equipment is on the market, right now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2022 09:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:07 PM (VwHCD)
Of course he did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:10 PM (DsygJ)
lol, no shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:15 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2022 08:54 PM (F0YaR)
I've found that I've had to bounce around Nitter instances a bit.
https://xnaas.github.io/nitter-instances/
Some are slow, some won't load Inman's posts at all. Right now, nttr.stream seems to work pretty well.
On another note, it's looking as though that the "Trump stormed out of an interview with Morgan" story was bullshit.
https://nttr.stream/JackPosobiec
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 20, 2022 09:16 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2022 09:16 PM (5NRaB)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 09:17 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 09:18 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
Thanks, it was a little chilly in here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 20, 2022 09:18 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 09:18 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2022 09:19 PM (5NRaB)
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:19 PM (q7td5)
Wine time.
The bird is weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2022 08:11 PM (uO+/l)
And next time you'll do the back nine too!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 20, 2022 09:19 PM (MFphb)
I think i see the problem here.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2022 09:20 PM (bg3iC)
||Trump releases audio that appears to refute claim he walked out of interview over 2020 questions
The former president’s communications director released audio that shows reports that Trump had stormed off in response to questions about his election claims were inaccurate. nbcnews.com||
Jonathan Allen @jonallendc 34m
NEW: Trump didn't storm out on Piers Morgan, according to audio obtained by @NBCNews
@MarcACaputo and I report. nbcnews.com/politics/donald[etc. link]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:21 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2022 09:21 PM (P1f+c)
Because she didn't serve in the military and can't be used as a political tool. She just died. The Big Guy don't care.
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Maybe she refused to shower with Dad?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:21 PM (qfLjt)
".. but who needs Eleven herbs and spices, anyway?"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2022 09:22 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 09:18 PM (MmFTx)
I think Berserker's brother's middle name is Bling.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (DsygJ)
Heh. I guess if it were a duck it would have quacked up!!
The duck would have been a mere shell of itself.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (qfLjt)
NEWS: Audio refutes Piers Morgan video that suggests Trump walked off an interview after tough questions.
The audio shows they had a cordial parting, but Trump's spox was annoyed with Morgan for "lying" about having a last question, only to ask more
https://nttr.stream/MarcACaputo/status/
1516940828509446144#m
[andy: audio at link]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (UHVv4)
Well ok, I guess. He's a royal. They're all arrogant. Part of the job description.
I think what would do it for me would be the part where he shit all over his whole family because he got pussy-whupped by a clapped out whore.
That would have been the part where I flogged him with a riding crop, and gave him a taste of my boots.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 09:18 PM (MmFTx)
I think Berserker's brother's middle name is Bling.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (DsygJ)
yeah, he is a polar opposite of me.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:25 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2022 09:25 PM (MmFTx)
The media lied?
Well that is surprising.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2022 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:26 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (UGDPW)
So, sounds like you are "old royalty"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:27 PM (UHVv4)
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I guessed Bernie the moment you said houses. I figured everyone would get it so any comment would be superfluous unless humorous. I've got one. Bernie is so old that it may become a "Weekend At Bernie's"
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:28 PM (DsygJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:26 PM (UGDPW)
I can’t believe people can’t see the entire federal govt is a crime syndicate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2022 09:28 PM (5NRaB)
https://tinyurl.com/2ry5xpzx
I guess raping all the little girls in public pools wasn't enough.
Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2022 09:28 PM (C+Jh2)
I'm glad Charlie took a break from his important work with Climate Scientology
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 20, 2022 09:29 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM (DsygJ)
Did I ever show you the pics of his shed?? I think I showed nurse. It has a paver ramp and 2 frigging concrete lions. I felt like I was going to see pharaoh just walking in to get a rake.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:29 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 20, 2022 09:19 PM (MFphb)
Dang. There's always someone who sees thru the equivocation.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2022 09:29 PM (uO+/l)
Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at April 20, 2022 09:30 PM (Xrfse)
https://twitter.com/ppcnews24/status/
1516555305680834563
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:30 PM (UHVv4)
No Fountain?
For shame.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:31 PM (q7td5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2022 09:28 PM (5NRaB)
For sure, and I'm continually surprised by the seemingly bottomless credulity of *all* voters.
But Bernie's scam is really, really cheesy. Those particular people have gotta be running at IQ scores measured in basis points.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:31 PM (UGDPW)
[There's a university in Dalhousie, BTW.]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:32 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:29 PM (VwHCD)
LOL. I didn't see the pictures but you did tell me about it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2022 09:32 PM (DsygJ)
Did everybody else here see the satirical "This is MAGA airspace!" tweet story at NotTheBee? It is hilarious.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2022 09:34 PM (pNxlR)
Heh. A warm and hearty welcome. Wonder how many of them will be J6'ed tomorrow?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 20, 2022 09:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 20, 2022 09:34 PM (k4dH2)
HOLY SHLIT. They edited that Trump interview to make it look like he stormed off - but Trump just released the real audio and it was actually a long, friendly interview
5:54 PM Apr 20, 2022
Posted by: 29Victor at April 20, 2022 09:34 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:29 PM (VwHCD)
Hum this to yourself next time you go in.
https://youtu.be/4IgoitlgZOI
Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2022 09:35 PM (C+Jh2)
Why is there a need for a *conservative* Wayback Machine? I thought it was simply a site that allowed people to see old websites?
Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
So who's gonna build the conservative Wayback Machine?
9:17 PM - Apr 20, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 20, 2022 09:35 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:36 PM (UGDPW)
Damn good thing we have a free press...
free from even a smidgen of integrity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 20, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/2p87akf7
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What won't a mother do to protect her babies.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (MIkft)
Vote republican.
Posted by: Flounder at April 20, 2022 09:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:36 PM (UGDPW)
A She-Shed!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 20, 2022 09:38 PM (kf6Ak)
"That guy just has hockey coyotes coming out the ying yang!"
I'm sure he meant 'cojones', but WTH dude! Too many pucks to the noggin back in the '70s?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2022 09:38 PM (kXYt5)
[andy: audio at link]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:23 PM
Thanks, Andy. Just listened to the entire thing. Wow, so they just made up that shit and the ENTIRE internet ran with "Trump Storms Out". When will we learn? Ace? When? Sundance? Hoft? Is there a point at which we stop following the lead of these liars? No offense, Ace. I probably would have run the headline, too.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 09:39 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Flounder at April 20, 2022 09:37 PM (SH2Zi)
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Some of us do!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 20, 2022 09:39 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 08:42 PM (MIkft)
Vote republican.
I was gonna say "leave the Planned Parenthood office", but yours works, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 20, 2022 09:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Flounder at April 20, 2022 09:40 PM (SH2Zi)
I think McNabb was an 80s guy. I remember him on Edmonton and I think he retired w/ the Avs.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2022 09:40 PM (q7td5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2022 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
The WaybackMachine isn't archiving Taylor Lorenz's Twatter feed. This is why it's imperative to capture stuff via Archive.today:
https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 20, 2022 09:41 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 09:39 PM (OssQ4)
In fairness to ace, Morgan has proven himself to be an insufferable assclown so the story was believable.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 20, 2022 09:43 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2022 09:43 PM (ktgZC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 20, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 20, 2022 09:44 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 20, 2022 09:19 PM (MFphb)
Dang. There's always someone who sees thru the equivocation.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2022 09:29 PM (uO+/l)
Nah, that's just absolute projection on my part. Maybe a little jealousy too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 20, 2022 09:44 PM (MFphb)
https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz
This place might have one or ten thousand:
https://en.whotwi.com/TaylorLorenz/tweets/archive
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 20, 2022 09:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2022 09:45 PM (VJJ1K)
We?
No, not everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2022 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Flounder at April 20, 2022 09:37 PM (SH2Zi)
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wut was that? about a Wayback machine?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 20, 2022 09:45 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2022 09:43 PM (ktgZC)
That's it. I'm just going to end it all before this gets legs.
Posted by: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at April 20, 2022 09:45 PM (DTX3h)
And to clarify a spectacular misunderstanding - if browndog is here - I didn't play with Yvan Cournoyer at the tournament in Montreal, he came out to give us tips (as it turned out, dirty tricks) during a break in a game (it was an adult recreational tournament with teams from all over North America). This was early 2000s.
But at the next tournament, Denis Savard *did* buy us a few pitchers of beer at the sports pub we walked into, right nearby, after our last tournament game. In Chicago of course. It was one of his hangouts, and we had our gear/sticks, so he noticed us and came right over.
And because the father of a guy on our team is an NHL hall of famer, we did have him and a few other ex-NHL guys skate with us at practices.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2022 09:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:46 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 20, 2022 09:46 PM (BJKQV)
Cant be said enough times.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 20, 2022 09:47 PM (59T1G)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 20, 2022 09:48 PM (59T1G)
"That guy just has hockey coyotes coming out the ying yang!"
I'm sure he meant 'cojones', but WTH dude! Too many pucks to the noggin back in the '70s?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2022 09:38 PM (kXYt5)
Huh, I went to high school with Peter McNabb. His dad was the coach for the San Diego Gulls way back in the day.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 20, 2022 09:48 PM (AiZBA)
I knew a couple shed-girls growing up, and they were total skanks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
That's what she shed!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2022 09:48 PM (63Dwl)
https://en.whotwi.com/TaylorLorenz/tweets/archive
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 20, 2022 09:45 PM (SchxB)
Ah, nice. I'll be bookmarking that site.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 20, 2022 09:48 PM (DTX3h)
******
I had the impression he retired from playing before the Nordiques moved to Colorado. Too lazy to look it up. He had a struggle with cancer last year but is in remission now. I chuckle at him but he's actually a pretty affable dude.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2022 09:48 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Agreed. Also I misrememered -- Sundance didn't run it. TGP did, along with a plethora of other conservative sites. Maybe they'll post updates tomorrow, and mea culpas. I would have ran it too. I believed that shit like everyone else.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 09:49 PM (OssQ4)
last day, going home tomorrow.
what's my hash tonight?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at April 20, 2022 09:49 PM (g1Ha8)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (g1Ha8) - at April 20, 2022 09:50 PM (g1Ha8)
I was surprised Trump hadn't this time, since he has in the past (60 Minutes was at least one time), but figured maybe he hadn't since Morgan was a "friend". Glad to have been wrong.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 20, 2022 09:50 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:36 PM (UGDPW)
Put it on five acres in northern Idaho along a river and you're on to something.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2022 09:50 PM (uO+/l)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 20, 2022 09:50 PM (MIkft)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2022 09:51 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 09:51 PM (OssQ4)
The other one got kicked out by her parents for similar hijinks, and she moved into a storage unit.
Shed girls are bad news. No way is my little girl moving into a Primrose Shed From Hell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:52 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:52 PM (UGDPW)
Female version of a man cave.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (g1Ha8) - at April 20, 2022 09:54 PM (g1Ha8)
I think McNabb was an 80s guy. I remember him on Edmonton and I think he retired w/ the Avs.
----
I remember him. He never played for Colorado. 1983-1987, Started with the Sabres an finished with Devils.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)
Herpes cave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:55 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 20, 2022 09:51 PM (OssQ4)
I think my bic lighter thumb just started twitching.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:55 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)
Herpes cave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 09:55 PM (UGDPW)
No kidding, probably smells like shwazol musk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2022 09:56 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BifBewalski
Afghani Blond. Special Reserve.
In South Africa 'Transkei Gold' was considered tops.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2022 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 20, 2022 09:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 20, 2022 09:58 PM (3/XaG)
That should read 1973-1987. Typing with laptop/laptop kitty competition.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 09:58 PM (qfLjt)
been meaning to tell you. i test rode the ducati diavel about a month ago. dayum that thing has more torque than any two random bike could use. didn't buy it. i had already fixed my 18 year old vulcan cruiser's preignition issues.
AOP, said you may be interested back when i test drove it.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (g1Ha8) - at April 20, 2022 09:59 PM (g1Ha8)
Posted by: andycanuck
*******
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever hoid!!
*waggles eyebrows*
*taps imaginary cigar*
Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2022 09:59 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 20, 2022 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Their bosses are good, public minded billionaires who love us all and protect us from disinformation.
Musk is the Russian kind of billionaire.
Simple, really.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2022 10:00 PM (UGDPW)
Main coordinating guy behind the Marvel Cinematic Universe is Kevin Feige. He's promoting stories that are odd now but there's no news or indication he's a pervert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2022 10:01 PM (KZzsI)
I think McNabb was an 80s guy. I remember him on Edmonton and I think he retired w/ the Avs.
----
Sabres, Bruins, Canucks, Devils. Never an Oiler or an Avalanche.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2022 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)
She sheds sheeshells by the sheeshore??
Sure, shucks oysters too, sheesh.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 20, 2022 10:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2022 10:03 PM (l6b3d)
Poor ace, I know everyone who got on the Trump train only AFTER Trump won in 2016 are trying to push the idea that people are jumping off of the Trump train now, but it's only those who got on at the last minute who are jumping off now.
Posted by: Venus at April 20, 2022 10:05 PM (uDLur)
I don't know if unless you are Clint Eastwood it is possible to have any important position in Hollywood without either being a pervert or perfectly fine with looking the other way from perverts.
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