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Dig Dog Cafe

rodeoviachrisbuskirk.jpg
I don't know who took this photo.
I got it from @thechrisbuskirk's timeline.


Dog enjoying an automatic fetch machine.

Puppy doctor.

Lions at a watering pool in the dead of night.

Dog will give you his paw, but he wants you to know, he's not into it. At all.

Can't wait to have a dip in the lake...! OH FUCK NO THIS IS COLD!

boing boing boing boing boing

There is no "try." There is only "do."


No one's commenting on this bird. You should watch it:



Teamwork makes the scheme work:

Posted by: Ace at 07:44 PM




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1 ARGLE BARGLE!

Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 14, 2022 07:47 PM (dscaa)

2 Podium

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB8)

3 Hola

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (ZcoSD)

4 Bon Jovi.

Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (taPSh)

5 Dig Dog Cafe

The little arcade in my hometown had a Dig Dug machine. It ate a lot of my quarters.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (P1f+c)

6 Awww. Heroes. That's wonderful.

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

7 Thank the Lord they saved that puppy. There are more good people out there than bad.

We forget that too often

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (LKTKP)

8 Did we discuss that Ed Buck got sentenced to 30 years in prison? Seems like a big deal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (YglAn)

9 Red Panda is a Stone worshipper.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV)

10 That's a great action photo up top.
High shutter speed.
Now to enjoy the rest of what is my favorite thread of the day!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 14, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

11 Nice to see a water rescue, and a jail break but did the inmate who made it possible get away too?

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2022 07:52 PM (2JoB8)

12 In another half second, the bronc rider is gone, His feet that far behind him he is launched.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 07:52 PM (BePn7)

13 Trash Panda >> Red Panda

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 07:53 PM (yrol0)

14 8...Ed Buck got sentenced to 30 years in prison...

Seems a bit light since he's killed people.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 07:53 PM (roH4R)

15 9 Red Panda is a Stone worshipper.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV

Druid

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 07:53 PM (yrol0)

16 Seems a bit light since he's killed people.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 07:53 PM (roH4R)


Negro boys used to be worth much more!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 07:54 PM (yrol0)

17 That is one lucky dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Red Panda is a Stone worshipper.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV)

Stone Temple Panda

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 07:55 PM (BJKQV)

19 Twitter asks me to sign up, probably wouldn't last 1 day if I did.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2022 07:55 PM (2JoB8)

20 Not to slight all the other threads, but I am seldom awake to comment on them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (jTmQV)

21 14 8...Ed Buck got sentenced to 30 years in prison...

Seems a bit light since he's killed people.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 07:53 PM (roH4R)

Injecting people with shit that kills them is MY racket!

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (II3Gr)

22 Stone Temple Panda
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 07:55 PM (BJKQV)

Stone Temple Panda Express

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (yrol0)

23 The Playpen Redemption

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

24 Wasn't Red Panda a Schwarzineger movie?

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

25 Artemis/SLS went for a wet dress rehearsal today and they had to cancel after it poured liquid hydrogen out everywhere.

Meanwhile, the government is fucking with the only provider of man rated spacecraft they can buy.

We are in the very best of hands.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 07:57 PM (9otr5)

26 Cats would like a machine that fetches dogs.

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2022 07:57 PM (FhXTo)

27 In another half second, the bronc rider is gone, His feet that far behind him he is launched.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 07:52 PM (BePn7)

I will sculpt this in bronze!

Posted by: Frederic Remington at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

28 The lefty comments on these Twitter links are insane. I hope they all have catastrophic mental breakdowns.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (PCUPG)

29 24 Wasn't Red Panda a Schwarzineger movie?
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

Red Panda XVIII

The walker with the machine gun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (yrol0)

30 Rolling Stone Temple Panda Express

Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (taPSh)

31 Frederic, I think you already did.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 07:59 PM (BePn7)

32 21 14 8

Unlike you, Ed Buck didn't try to convince people that his lethal injections helped people.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 07:59 PM (roH4R)

33 I love the depth of color in the photo up top.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)

34 I am very disappointed in Panda Express.

They don't even use real panda in their dishes!

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (9otr5)

35 14 8...Ed Buck got sentenced to 30 years in prison...
Seems a bit light since he's killed people.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 07:53 PM (roH4R)
Injecting people with shit that kills them is MY racket!
Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (II3Gr)

I believe old Ed did the rape thing too while entertaining his sodomite friends.

He will enjoy prison.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (R/m4+)

36 Outstanding rodeo picture, and the red panda is the best laugh I've had all week.

Posted by: Paco at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (njExo)

37 Artemis/SLS went for a wet dress rehearsal today and they had to cancel after it poured liquid hydrogen out everywhere.
Posted by: blaster

I would have guessed a wet dress rehearsal would use water. Liquid hydrogen sounds dangerous, no matter how prominent her headlights would be.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (P1f+c)

38 30 Rolling Stone Temple Panda Express
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (taPSh)

Like a Rolling Stone Temple Panda Express

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (yrol0)

39 Anti doesn't matter

Hard to tell. They are already Leftists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

40 Next month I am going to the PBR Championships in Ft Worth

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 08:01 PM (9otr5)

41 Saddle and Bareback broncs are now a big money game. A bronc or bull voted to go to NFR Finals is easily worth $100,000.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:02 PM (BePn7)

42 When you see Amber Heard in public, call her "Ambah." She hates that so fucking much.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at April 14, 2022 07:27 PM (
Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

43 mikeski

Rocket ship, not Rockette.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

44 28. The lefty comments on these Twitter links are insane. I hope they all have catastrophic mental breakdowns. - Anti doesn't matter

I think the breakdowns preceded the Tweets.

Posted by: Paco at April 14, 2022 08:02 PM (njExo)

45 blaster, you are right in my neck of the woods. Which days?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (BePn7)

46 This is getting good.

@elonmusk

If the current Twitter board takes actions contrary to shareholder interests, they would be breaching their fiduciary duty.

The liability they would thereby assume would be titanic in scale.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

47 That is one lucky dog.
Posted by: JackStraw

How did they know the dog was coming down the channel?

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

48 Copy and paste error

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (eGTCV)

49 40 Next month I am going to the PBR Championships in Ft Worth
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 08:01 PM (9otr5)

I drink about 12 of those and then I have a headache!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (yrol0)

50 I lve the Cafe!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (9uqbB)

51 The liability they would thereby assume would be titanic in scale.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

And Ron is the iceberg

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (BJKQV)

52 Gentile gray whales? How do they know?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

53 Very good top action photo.

He is going to hurt tomorrow. But I am sure there will be those willing to help him recover.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

54 47 That is one lucky dog.
Posted by: JackStraw

How did they know the dog was coming down the channel?
Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2022 08:03 PM (FhXTo

Twitter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (LKTKP)

55 The lefty comments on these Twitter links are insane. I hope they all have catastrophic mental breakdowns. - Anti doesn't matter

I think the breakdowns preceded the Tweets.
Posted by: Paco

I want them sitting in a dark room drooling on themselves. Never to return as a productive member of society.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2022 08:05 PM (H4qIP)

56 Ron? ELON!

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:05 PM (BJKQV)

57 @Ben Had going with some friends May 19-22.

Friend of mine raises bulls.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 08:05 PM (9otr5)

58 49 40
After only 12? Something's wrong with that beer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 08:05 PM (roH4R)

59 blaster, we need to talk.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:06 PM (BePn7)

60 52 Gentile gray whales? How do they know?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

the meats not that tough

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 08:06 PM (yrol0)

61 52 Gentile gray whales? How do they know?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

They're uncircumcised

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:06 PM (BJKQV)

62 JackStraw

Has there even been one breach of fiduciary suit since 2009?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

63 >>How did they know the dog was coming down the channel?

That's what I was wondering. I love dogs more than most people but I can't believe they set that up to save a dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)

64 Does the Jonah Goldberg wing of NeverTrump have any objections to Elon Musk's purely private-sector business decision to buy Twitter?

Posted by: Paco at April 14, 2022 08:07 PM (njExo)

65 Updates on The Sullivans...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fjyk2vosUs

Sad stuff.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 14, 2022 08:07 PM (BgMrQ)

66 Dustin Thompson, 38, is the third defendant charged in connection with the Capitol attack to take their case before a jury. The six charges against him included one felony count of obstruction of Congress.
Rather than seeking to dispute the allegations against him -- that he joined the pro-Trump mob in storming the Capitol and stole a bottle of bourbon and a coat rack from the Senate parliamentarian's office, Thompson instead sought to place responsibility for his actions on Trump and his speech on the Ellipse where he urged his followers to march on the Capitol.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:07 PM (qnVBz)

67 @Ben Had you can get my email from sharon(willow's apprentice)

I already got me a big belt buckle!

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 08:07 PM (9otr5)

68 That guy in the trackhoe bucket snagging the dog is a moron. Let's get him to Coprsicana in October.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 08:08 PM (0OP+5)

69 Let's go pet the whales, they said. It'll be fun and relaxing, they said. A beautiful moment to interact with these gentle giants, they said.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at April 14, 2022 08:08 PM (4I/2K)

70 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Son of Blackula takes over the Enterprise and blows a tube.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:08 PM (vrz2I)

71 64 Does the Jonah Goldberg wing of NeverTrump have any objections to Elon Musk's purely private-sector business decision to buy Twitter?
Posted by: Paco at April 14, 2022 08:07 PM (njExo


Of course. He can't be allowed to be the decider of who reads what. That's Jonah's job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:08 PM (LKTKP)

72 "You know, I think our democracy is in trouble," Judge Reggie Walton said at the conclusion of the third jury trial for a defendant charged in the Capitol assault. "Because unfortunately, we have charlatans like our former president, who doesn't in my view really care about democracy, but only about power. And as a result of that, it's tearing this country apart."
Walton, an appointee of former President George W. Bush and one of the most senior judges on the D.C. court, said that he's received letters from people around the country expressing concern the justice system isn't confronting Jan. 6 -- which he called an "insurgency," with the seriousness it deserves.

Yes. People around the country send letters to circuit judges.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:08 PM (qnVBz)

73 Dang. Who found that old photo of me and my horse???

Posted by: Mookie at April 14, 2022 08:09 PM (u+Y3T)

74 70 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Son of Blackula takes over the Enterprise and blows a tube.
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:08 PM (vrz2I)

M5!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:09 PM (F/J1O)

75 blaster, talk to Sharon and she will tell you where she will be.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:09 PM (BePn7)

76 Critter Cafe is always very soothing. The thread below with all the oleo and butter puns made my stomach churn.

Posted by: Gary's Gall Bladder at April 14, 2022 08:09 PM (g6+Ik)

77 Musk is playing the unflawed, heroic Gatsby as Fitzgerald may have imagined him - the Saudi takedown today was epic. I am worried I like him too much.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 14, 2022 08:10 PM (oWBc3)

78 Senior DC circuit judge thinks we live in a democracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:10 PM (qnVBz)

79 Probably many, Salty. But never something this big or consequential.

This is a fight for free speech against the establishment and Musk clearly understands it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

80 I don't know who took this photo.
I got it from @thechrisbuskirk's timeline.

++++

You know what that guy's doing, doncha?

Looking for some illegals to whip.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2022 08:10 PM (hVqGz)

81 Thompson instead sought to place responsibility for his actions on Trump and his speech on the Ellipse where he urged his followers to march on the Capitol.

He's free as a bird.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2022 08:11 PM (Xrfse)

82 Have seen gray whales a lot up close, but when they're transiting down to Baja, no "petting". Down there they're relaxercising and doing the dirty to make more little whales, and giving birth to little whales, so more social (a cetacean resort and orgy fest, and nursery, if you will). Don't know why they go close to the coast on the way south, then much further out to sea on the way back north (to Gulf of Alaska).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

83 My local microbrewery is introducing some kind of carrot cake beer tomorrow.
I don't know. I support them and I'll drink one of everything but I don't know. Orange is not a beer color.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (eGTCV)

84 79 Probably many, Salty. But never something this big or consequential.

This is a fight for free speech against the establishment and Musk clearly understands it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

His definition of Free Speech may be different than your's or mine, Jack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (F/J1O)

85 Musk is the real life industrialist in Ayne Rands novel.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (6Njce)

86 JackStraw

Thanks.

Godspeed, Elon Musk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

87 Wasn't Red Panda a Schwarzineger movie?
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

Red Panda XVIII

The walker with the machine gun!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (yrol0)
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Master Shifu.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (ARs9M)

88 Rodeo sports medicine. Crown Royal and aspirin. Tough people.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 14, 2022 08:13 PM (lz5hY)

89 83 My local microbrewery is introducing some kind of carrot cake beer tomorrow.
I don't know. I support them and I'll drink one of everything but I don't know. Orange is not a beer color.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (eGTCV)

There was a german beer beverage that had grapefruit as a base that I tried with something else. It was orange. Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:13 PM (F/J1O)

90 83 My local microbrewery is introducing some kind of carrot cake beer tomorrow.
I don't know. I support them and I'll drink one of everything but I don't know. Orange is not a beer color.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:12 PM (eGTCV)

Will their Easter Bunny Brew have extra hops?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

91 I hate that &%$#!@! computer!!!

Posted by: Captain Dunsel at April 14, 2022 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

92 Don't know why they go close to the coast on the way south, then much further out to sea on the way back north (to Gulf of Alaska).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX)
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California Current flows south along the coast, perhaps it's easier going for them further out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 08:14 PM (ARs9M)

93 Will their Easter Bunny Brew have extra hops?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

Lol

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 08:14 PM (eGTCV)

94 Don't know why they go close to the coast on the way south, then much further out to sea on the way back north (to Gulf of Alaska).

Maybe they ride the current down and swim outside it on the way back?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 14, 2022 08:14 PM (+I4ai)

95 Sometimes fate still has a monkeywrench or two. GoMusk!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (BePn7)

96 The lefty comments on these Twitter links are insane. I hope they all have catastrophic mental breakdowns.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 14, 2022 07:58 PM (PCUPG)

I suspect that is what you are reading

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (xhaym)

97 Like a Rolling Stone Temple Panda Express
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2022 08:00 PM (yrol0)

Like a Rolling Stone Temple Panda Express X as a function of Y

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (BJKQV)

98 Aetius you may be thinking of a radler, which is often grapefruit juice added to some lighter beer, like berliner weisse, I think. Local brewery makes a killer one, but seasonal. Keeping my eye for when it's back in production.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

99 52 Gentile gray whales? How do they know?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

They rolled over and so the people could tell they weren't circumcised.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (vMCab)

100 Corned beef and cabbage ready in 45 min. House smells good. Perhaps I'll have another beer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (ARs9M)

101 Once in court I saw a burglary defendant who was caught inside the house make the excuse that he went in to get his friend out. Thompson is on that level of credibility.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (tSqRT)

102 55. I want them sitting in a dark room drooling on themselves. Never to return as a productive member of society. - rickb223

Who knows, they may even come to enjoy that simple life. No more social media stimuli to unsettle their little brains, some kind and patient attendants to feed them applesauce on long spoons through the bars of their cells; could be kind of idyllic.

Posted by: Paco at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (njExo)

103 17 That is one lucky dog.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah you would think his arms would've banged against the excavator bucket. Ouch

Posted by: Clutch at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (yaY1Y)

104 29Victor
*Gasp*
Math!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

105 I'm no fan of Elon Musk, who has made his fortune almost exclusively due to government subsidies and favoritism. But I am rooting for him to buy Twitter. Even if he is not the free speech champion he claims to be, he has to be better than the assclowns that run the place now. And the hysteria from the left is schadenfreude-a-licious...

Posted by: Mookie at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

106 bill in arkansas, Jack and banamine.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (BePn7)

107 They rolled over and so the people could tell they weren't circumcised.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (vMCab)

Do you know what it takes to circumcise a whale?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)

108 107 They rolled over and so the people could tell they weren't circumcised.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:15 PM (vMCab)

Do you know what it takes to circumcise a whale?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)

A Mohel with Balls of Steel- and a diving helmet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:17 PM (F/J1O)

109 If he was listening to Trump's speech, he wouldn't have been in the Capitol. The speech was happening at the time people entered the building.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1)

110 Capt. Obvious and Crotchety Old Jarhead, may be. We usually call it the Japan Current (reason SoCal water is so much colder than most people expect), but maybe that peters out around Pt. Conception. Dunno. Swim back is with young. Orcas get their share, up north, on that transit.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2022 08:17 PM (OTzUX)

111 Do you know what it takes to circumcise a whale?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)
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A mohel with a harpoon?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 08:18 PM (ARs9M)

112 Mookie

Exactly. Strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

113 106 Banamine and ivermectin. We could be millionaires. Makes you want to get up and run 8 furlongs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 14, 2022 08:18 PM (lz5hY)

114 Wait, weren't the Gentiles the non-Jewish people who were not circumcised?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:19 PM (F/J1O)

115 >>His definition of Free Speech may be different than your's or mine, Jack.

Possibly, but I don't that much different.

Watch his TED talk from today. He speaks more eloquently about the need for free speech for a functioning democracy than most of our native born American leaders.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

116 >>>There is no "try." There is only "do."

Until the end of the clip where there is a guy standing in the way. Then there is doo-doo.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2022 08:19 PM (hVqGz)

117 111 Do you know what it takes to circumcise a whale?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)
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A mohel with a harpoon?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 08:18 PM (ARs9M)

Industrial sized pipe cutter, borrowed from an oil rig.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:19 PM (II3Gr)

118 114 Wait, weren't the Gentiles the non-Jewish people who were not circumcised?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:19 PM (F/J1O

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:20 PM (LKTKP)

119 As notsothoreau pointed out, a wee bit of a timeline problem (as with all of this - haven't followed but those causing ruckus on the Hill couldn't have heard any/most of Trump's speech, per actual timeline).

But behold what fucking IDIOTS sit on the federal bench. Jeebus. Final nail in the coffin for a system that couldn't be sustained.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

120 And I have successfully derailed the cafe to whale circumcision.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (vMCab)

121 Let's not get ahead of ourselves
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:20 PM (LKTKP)

Time to be circumspect?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (F/J1O)

122 But behold what fucking IDIOTS sit on the federal bench. Jeebus. Final nail in the coffin for a system that couldn't be sustained.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

As the joke goes, what do you call a lawyer with a 70 IQ?
Your Honor.
A 50 IQ?
Senator.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (II3Gr)

123 Carrot cake beer.

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (ZcoSD)

124 120 And I have successfully derailed the cafe to whale circumcision.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (vMCab)

Threadjacking Ghost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (F/J1O)

125 It's a cut above the rest

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (LKTKP)

126 I'm guessing the Dems will say just out of frame in the horse picture are immigrants fleeing the mounted border patrol dude.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (uO+/l)

127 WE NEED SOME BILLIONAIRE TO BUY TWITTER AND STOP THEIR CENSORSHIP!!!!


WAIT I DIDNT MEAN MUSK . I DONT LIKE HIM.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (PCUPG)

128 The Rodeo in Okeechobee has an emergency medical clinic right next door. I thought that was nice.

Posted by: pawn at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (Cfk8j)

129 Deep fried whale nuts. Welcome to the Great State Fair of Texas!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (BePn7)

130 123 Carrot cake beer.

Yeah, no.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (ZcoSD)

I dunno. A Carrot Cake liquor. Sweet, bit of cinnamon, maybe some all spice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (F/J1O)

131 Do you know what it takes to circumcise a whale?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)

A Mohel with Balls of Steel- and a diving helmet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:17 PM (F/J1O)

Four skin divers.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (BJKQV)

132 129 Deep fried whale nuts. Welcome to the Great State Fair of Texas!
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (BePn7)

You'd figure blue whale testes would have to be pretty impressive.

There'd be an eating challenge in no time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (F/J1O)

133 Musk on free speech:

"A good sign as to whether there is free speech is, is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case, we have free speech. It's damn annoying when someone you don't like says something you don't like. That is the sign of a healthy, functioning free speech situation."

Sounds pretty awesome to me.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (VhE0u)

134 129 Deep fried whale nuts. Welcome to the Great State Fair of Texas!
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (BePn7)

I'm imagining a deep fryer the size of an above-ground swimming pool.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (II3Gr)

135 128 Sally ports entering a bull ring have a gurney. And a priest.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (lz5hY)

136 And i do not trust him.
I think he is a brilliant articulate futurist and was chosen to be the face of DoD and DARPA projects to go public as private projects like StarLink, electric self driving venicles, ect.
But his bread is buttered by the same people he claims to be against and that is the GAE institutions.

Posted by: Not a Musk Fan Boy at all at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (uG73V)

137 Four skin divers.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:22 PM (BJKQV)

Damn. Well done.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:24 PM (F/J1O)

138 I'm imagining a deep fryer the size of an above-ground swimming pool.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (II3Gr)


Finally something you can't sous vide!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)

139 The M5 Twitter computer is the most advanced thinking machine on the planet. It is able to discern fact from fiction, fake from real, deceptive from informative, in any type of form or media. It is the ultimate decider and is never wrong. Also, it has bulletproof windows and occasionally catches fire.

Posted by: Dr Elon Daystrom at April 14, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)

140 Shiner Ruby Redbird is great beer . Ruby grapefruit added. Almost never see it it here, Montana

Posted by: free tibet at April 14, 2022 08:24 PM (yl5nT)

141 Next up on Fear Factor: The eating challenge

Posted by: Joe Rogan at April 14, 2022 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

142 >>Sounds pretty awesome to me.

Me too. Sound like he understand the principle behind our most important right more than most of our politicians.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

143 Musk wants to go to mars, other things are side pieces.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2022 08:26 PM (bETih)

144 INsom, ain't no mountain to high or no river to wide.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:26 PM (BePn7)

145 As the joke goes, what do you call a lawyer with a 70 IQ?
Your Honor.
A 50 IQ?
Senator.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (II3Gr)

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothing.

Posted by: Future Senator Blutarsky at April 14, 2022 08:28 PM (4I/2K)

146 The pick-up man loves his horse. Bell boots, splint boots and skid boots. Bet it's his wife's barrel horse too.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:28 PM (BePn7)

147 Saddle bronc? Is that a real thing? Levis wearing gunsels.

Posted by: Bodacious at April 14, 2022 08:28 PM (dyeT9)

148 Per the internet, a Blue Whales testicles can weigh up to 150lbs, each.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:28 PM (F/J1O)

149 That's a really good picture of the saddle bronc riding. I love that event.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 08:29 PM (4tfcV)

150 Beer with fruit juice is fruit juice. Shiner Bock or nada.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at April 14, 2022 08:29 PM (oWBc3)

151 And I have successfully derailed the cafe to whale circumcision.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:21 PM (vMCab)

You made the Moby Dick reference?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym)

152 Way late to this, but, holy crap, I just watched the video of Biden trying to shake hands with thin air.

Exact same type of thing mom has done.

Unreal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:30 PM (5pTK/)

153 Trump said go to the capitol. He didn't say go in the building and break into offices.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:30 PM (qnVBz)

154 Horse rider is about to whip some aliens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2022 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

155 Gentile gray whales? How do they know?
Posted by: Insomniac

Because the Jewish ones went extinct. Wearing a kippah doesn't work well when you breathe through a hole in the top of your head.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2022 08:31 PM (P1f+c)

156 Whale balls sometimes wash up on the beach. They use them to make mascara and toothpaste.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (vrz2I)

157 CaliGirl, 8 seconds of heartstoppin fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (BePn7)

158 157 CaliGirl, 8 seconds of heartstoppin fun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (BePn7


My wife made the same comment

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (LKTKP)

159 Ben Had

The top rider knows he is going to fly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

160 The whale balls are very valuable. To the whales. To everyone else not so much.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)

161 There must be some hella liability waiver they make you sign, before they take you out to pet a whale. Someday one of those tourists is going to get nabbed and take a one-way swim to the bottom.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at April 14, 2022 08:33 PM (qpX6U)

162 CaliGirl, 8 seconds of heartstoppin fun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (BePn7

My wife made the same comment
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (LKTKP)

Marathon Man! *fistbump*

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

163 I'm imagining a deep fryer the size of an above-ground swimming pool.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:23 PM (II3Gr)

Finally something you can't sous vide!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Come on, they're already in the swimming pool... crank up the heat.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (1V8Oz)

164 : Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan!

When the Orcas get organized is when the trips stop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

165 Liberals are idiots. They think their bleeding hearts are visible to wild animals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (LKTKP)

166 AlaBAMA

Sometimes they are. Do not live with the Grizzlies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

167 Come on, they're already in the swimming pool... crank up the heat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (1V8Oz)
----------------

the gas bill to heat the pool water to 127 degrees would be lit!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:36 PM (5pTK/)

168 They took my saddle in Houston, broke my leg in Santa Fe, lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way...

#amarillobymorning

Posted by: George Strait at April 14, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)

169 NaCly , yep, he's a dirt dart.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:36 PM (BePn7)

170 157 CaliGirl, 8 seconds of heartstoppin fun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (BePn7)

When I watch the rodeo I make involuntary inhale noises when they come close to where I'm standing. Those dudes are crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 08:36 PM (4tfcV)

171 Ben Had

The top rider knows he is going to fly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

Time For Me To Fly
https://youtu.be/54OtWleMQeQ

Posted by: REO Chuckwagon at April 14, 2022 08:36 PM (4I/2K)

172 AlaBAMA,

Forgot to mention something yesterday. When you get exhausted like that, sit down and let your body re-oxygenate. It's not like you can just push through like you would doing exercise in the gym. If you try to keep going with low oxygen, it puts stress on your heart. It won't take that long for the level to come back up when you are sitting.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)

173 https://tinyurl.com/39ahyhtx
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2022 08:37 PM (2JoB8)

174 There must be some hella liability waiver they make you sign, before they take you out to pet a whale. Someday one of those tourists is going to get nabbed and take a one-way swim to the bottom.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan!

"He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?"

Posted by: a grade-shoal whale with a diver under one fin at April 14, 2022 08:37 PM (P1f+c)

175 Two days ago and today, two large turkey vultures sat on our deck balcony and looked longingly at my wife, who was behind the deck door and protected . These are mature, hungry vultures.

Hope this is not a harbinger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

176 I've been reading the left's responses to Elon's bid to buy Twitter. They know they can block people they don't want to read. Heck, most big lefties on Twitter subscribe to blocklists. They aren't worried about civility.
They want Club Twitter to be exclusively theirs. They want it pure and unstained by blacks Jews Conservatives. They want their side seeing the club rules. They love the sense of exclusion and control.
They're Judge Smails, we're Al Czervik.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 08:38 PM (BJKQV)

177 'So the whale didn't really mean to drown Mrs. Cloggenstein?'
-whale tour guide's attorney

-'No, the whale was just playing with her. Of course all the other people on the boat wanted the whale to drown her.'

-witness

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 08:38 PM (0OP+5)

178 CaliGirl, my ex rode saddle bronc and bulls.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:39 PM (BePn7)

179 Beagles are so damned cute.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

180 Maybe Biden finally realized he had been pooped on by a bird and wanted to shake it's wing?

Posted by: Mookie at April 14, 2022 08:39 PM (u+Y3T)

181 172 AlaBAMA,

Forgot to mention something yesterday. When you get exhausted like that, sit down and let your body re-oxygenate. It's not like you can just push through like you would doing exercise in the gym. If you try to keep going with low oxygen, it puts stress on your heart. It won't take that long for the level to come back up when you are sitting.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)


Oh hey! I got a oxygen meter today. Consistently 96 or 97 all day. My bpm is high though. Probably stress from all the move stuff. But no issues on my O2 levels.

I'll monitor it tomorrow as I go. It's possible I'm just horribly out of shape after the COVID lockdown. I'm not a big guy, like 6 foot 185, but maybe the lazy has caught up with me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:40 PM (LKTKP)

182 Is this the whale dick thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 14, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)

183

Ed Buck is going to jail for killing black dudes and doing gay stuff.

Well, he might enjoy prison. LOL.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 14, 2022 08:40 PM (XnbJC)

184 "Beagles are so damned cute."

They sing too. They know how to project all the way to the back of the room.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at April 14, 2022 08:40 PM (qpX6U)

185 Beagles are so damned cute.


Not after I get through with them....

Posted by: Dr. Fraudci at April 14, 2022 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)

186 Ed Buck, recruited to the prison catching league.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:41 PM (BePn7)

187 @Ben Had, I read somewhere, I believe, it isn't the younger horses that are good at bucking, rather it's older horses who've been doing it for a while.

Is this true or is my memory, once again, showing its age?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:41 PM (5pTK/)

188 >>There must be some hella liability waiver they make you sign, before they take you out to pet a whale. Someday one of those tourists is going to get nabbed and take a one-way swim to the bottom.

Whales are very smart and curious and they are not man eaters. They are actually as interested in us as we are in them.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Sound like he understand the principle behind our most important right more than most of our politicians.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)
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143 Musk wants to go to mars, other things are side pieces.
---------

That was not a comment directed at the free speech commentary but to another comment. I came in the door a little too late.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (bETih)

190 @Ben Had. In commo with swa.

It could be a thing

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (9otr5)

191 162 CaliGirl, 8 seconds of heartstoppin fun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (BePn7

My wife made the same comment
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (LKTKP)

Marathon Man! *fistbump*
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

Old joke. What is rodeo sex?
Mount your woman from behind, whisper, "Your sister is better" and see if you can stay on the full 8 seconds.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (ufFY8)

192 That happened to me too. My resting heart rate is in the 80s and it's usually in the 70s. I need exercise. I'm trying to get back out and do more of my own shopping. Glad it's not the oxygen levels and the oximeter will be handy if we get another round of Wuflu

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

193
Finally something you can't sous vide!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)

Are you suggesting that sous vide and balls are mutually exclusive?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)

194 I've read that Gorillas and Chimps can't swim, too dense with muscle

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (CYnTg)

195
Not A One Of You Acknowledged I Just Predicted This Very Thing To Happen?

Look, look, look, looklooklook,

if there really was a possibility of Musk buying Twitter, obama's DOJ and SEC would intervene immediately with some bullshit pretense to do so.

Until that happens, this is all temporary blustery bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 01:21 PM

I literally told you The Future.
Again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 14, 2022 08:43 PM (Xp33B)

196 193
Finally something you can't sous vide!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)

Are you suggesting that sous vide and balls are mutually exclusive?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)

I sure hope so.

Anyone seen Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:43 PM (LKTKP)

197 >>Whales are very smart and curious and they are not man eaters. They are actually as interested in us as we are in them.


Pretty sure the Orca just like killing shit.
You, me...whatever.
They aren't friendly though.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:44 PM (z8QbJ)

198 Man. An old friend died from cardiac arrest last week. Great shape, Maxx Gainzzz, 43yo... Anytime, guys. You never know when the bell will toll.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 08:44 PM (SKVme)

199 blake, you are correct. It is a learned talent to be a high dollar bucking horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:44 PM (BePn7)

200 I re-read How to be Your Own Doctor:

https://tinyurl.com/bdec2vry

I'm seriously thinking about a one week juice fast. I would love to start feeling better.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:44 PM (5HBd1)

201 Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:32 PM (vrz2I)

Ambergris?

Posted by: Clutch at April 14, 2022 08:45 PM (9UmRs)

202 Is this true or is my memory, once again, showing its age?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:41 PM (5pTK/)

I think this is true.
Mrs DIG has been watching the Cowboy channel, and teh broncos have a cinch around their underside that they try to get rid of by bucking. The more experienced horses are more used to it and know they need to buck.

It doesn't hurt them, just makes them uncomfortable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

203 blaster, thought you might find that interesting.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:45 PM (BePn7)

204 Which is why, YD, that you tell the people in your life that you love them. Say it every single day, just in case.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

205 194 I've read that Gorillas and Chimps can't swim, too dense with muscle
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2022 08:42 PM (CYnTg)
Oh he'd swim allright if he could keep his nutzack outta that cold water.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 08:46 PM (0OP+5)

206
Pretty sure the Orca just like killing shit.
You, me...whatever.
They aren't friendly though.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:44 PM (z8QbJ)


Orca are dolphins. Dolphins are assholes.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:46 PM (vMCab)

207 "Ambergris?
Posted by: Clutch"


Thank you but I'm trying to cut back.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (vrz2I)

208 Had a pleasant surprise today. Tomorrow is a company holiday, no need to show up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB)

209 @Ben, okay, whew, I still remember things. In fact, just the other day, I went into a room and remembered why I was there!

...granted, it was the bathroom.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (5pTK/)

210 Keep taking those hormones and you'll go sooner than later.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (bETih)

211 The directors are weighing whether to move ahead with the poison pill - formally called a shareholder rights plan - that would limit the ability of a single shareholder, like Mr. Musk, to acquire a critical mass of shares in the open market and force the company into a sale.

The poison pill defense is a common tactic used by companies that want to fend off unwelcome takeover offers. It essentially lets the company flood the market with new shares or allow existing shareholders other than the potential acquirer to buy shares at a discount.

This dilutes the bidder's stake and makes buying shares more expensive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (qnVBz)

212 The sight of a bucking strap on a horse makes me ill.

Posted by: firehorse at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (YvtIA)

213 >>Orca are dolphins. Dolphins are assholes.


Like Fucking Monkees of the Sea...

got it.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (z8QbJ)

214 208 Had a pleasant surprise today. Tomorrow is a company holiday, no need to show up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB

Always a good day!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (LKTKP)

215 Notsothoreau - move forward

Wise words.

* Respectful tip of the hat to you *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

216 178 CaliGirl, my ex rode saddle bronc and bulls.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:39 PM (BePn7)

Really? That is so cool! Did he rodeo in California? If so I've probably seen him. A lot of my friends watch the cowboy channel or whatever channel it is that has the rodeo on it. I know the big one is the rodeo in vegas but I don't think I've ever went to that one.
My cousin worked cattle his whole life and is really into the rodeo and he does something with the bulls for the rodeos around here.
I'm thinking we may have some people in common, what a small world.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (4tfcV)

217 212 The sight of a bucking strap on a horse makes me ill.
Posted by: firehorse at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (YvtIA)

On a pony she named Wildfire.

Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

218 Deplorable Ian.. it's called a flank strap. The truly good bucking horses will buck equally as hard without one. These horses work 8 seconds a week and are treated like Seabiscuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (BePn7)

219
This dilutes the bidder's stake and makes buying shares more expensive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (qnVBz)

Also crashes the stock, no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (LKTKP)

220 It's amazing that for all the smarts of machines in the 23rd Century, they are constantly outwitted by a horny human full of toxic masculinity...

Posted by: Mookie at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (u+Y3T)

221 The poison pill defense is a common tactic used by companies that want to fend off unwelcome takeover offers. It essentially lets the company flood the market with new shares or allow existing shareholders other than the potential acquirer to buy shares at a discount.

This dilutes the bidder's stake and makes buying shares more expensive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 08:47 PM (qnVBz)
--------------

Gosh, instead of pocket change Elon might have to crack his wallet for a couple of greenbacks?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (5pTK/)

222 >>Pretty sure the Orca just like killing shit.
You, me...whatever.
They aren't friendly though.

Orcas aren't like big whales and yea they can be dangerous. But blue whales and the like aren't dangerous unless you get hit accidentally by a one of their movements.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (ZLI7S)

223
It's Fill In The Blank time!

"___________ are problematic.

Guess what's "problematic/racist" now!

Marathons, of course.
Yeah, the same stupid Marathon races that literally everybody hates because all it does is screw up traffic and create disgusting litter. The same marathon races that have been won been won by foreign Black runners for the last 30 years, exclusively.

Well, the Leftist Fascist have deciden marathons need to be "more inclusive" to "local" black runners.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 14, 2022 08:50 PM (Xp33B)

224 Just the other day a dolphin attacked it's trainer during a show at Sea World or some place like that. They probably get tired of our shit too.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:50 PM (vrz2I)

225 178 CaliGirl, my ex rode saddle bronc and bulls.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:39 PM (BePn7)

Really? That is so cool! Did he rodeo in California? If so I've probably seen him. A lot of my friends watch the cowboy channel or whatever channel it is that has the rodeo on it. I know the big one is the rodeo in vegas? but I don't think I've ever went to that one.
My cousin worked cattle his whole life and is really into the rodeo and he does something with the bulls for the rodeos around here. He owes me a hat that only cool rodeo cowboys would recognize.
I'm thinking we may have some people in common, what a small world.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 08:50 PM (4tfcV)

226 My cousin worked cattle his whole life and is really into the rodeo and he does something with the bulls for the rodeos around here.
I'm thinking we may have some people in common, what a small world.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (4tfcV)

Barrel Racers are hawt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 14, 2022 08:50 PM (ufFY8)

227 The poison pill defense is a common tactic used by companies that want to fend off unwelcome takeover offers. It essentially lets the company flood the market with new shares or allow existing shareholders other than the potential acquirer to buy shares at a discount.

So what's the plan if a bunch of internet randos buy shares and name Elon as their proxy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 14, 2022 08:50 PM (SchxB)

228 I have no time for any horse that hasn'y already been redered into something useful lke glue, Dog Food or Jell-O.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:50 PM (z8QbJ)

229 Deplorable Ian.. it's called a flank strap. The truly good bucking horses will buck equally as hard without one. These horses work 8 seconds a week and are treated like Seabiscuit.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (BePn7)
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And, don't those horses tend to live quite a while, barring, of course, injury?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 08:51 PM (5pTK/)

230 garrett

Can I has yourse stuff?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

231 218 Deplorable Ian.. it's called a flank strap. The truly good bucking horses will buck equally as hard without one. These horses work 8 seconds a week and are treated like Seabiscuit.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (BePn7)

Thanks. Didn't know the proper lingo, other than shit I learned watching Yellowstone.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 08:51 PM (ufFY8)

232 >>Barrel Racers are hawt.


All Cowboys are gay.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:52 PM (z8QbJ)

233
lol: biden's elderly stupid sister is a stupid and senile as biden

lol @ her calling her nephew a "young man," like hunter's some kid fresh out of college who doesn't know any better

https://youtu.be/16efCAgNsHg

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 14, 2022 08:53 PM (Xp33B)

234 232 >>Barrel Racers are hawt.


All Cowboys are gay.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:52 PM (z8QbJ)

They do wear chaps, but not Crocs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 08:54 PM (ufFY8)

235 Didn't know the proper lingo, other than shit I learned watching Yellowstone.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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Right!?!?! Lol!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2022 08:54 PM (UUBmN)

236 Ace, FYI if you're still around -- just listening to your sidebar Mystery Click link; wifey's a big The Who fan, and immediately noticed that the lyric you quoted is actually:

"life is for the living/taking takers never giving"

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 08:54 PM (mZ3xv)

237 garrett

I got an ex-rodeo star cousin in Texas named Joe Lance that would like a word with you.

You are wrong. And his wife could beat you herself, with no help from the 6 kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

238 >>I got an ex-rodeo star cousin in Texas named Joe Lance that would like a word with you.


I bet he's a closeted fag who cries everytime his wife lets him fuck her.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:55 PM (z8QbJ)

239 garrett, not all of them. That's like saying all pinball players are austistic.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:55 PM (BePn7)

240 Garrett is just mad he never got that pony he wanted for his birthday.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:55 PM (LKTKP)

241 And I gotta say, it was amazing to just go to the grocery store today and pick up some stuff. I got to mindless chat with the checker about lamb. And I got to pick out my own vegetables and wander around the store. It was great! There were just a few people wearing masks, much younger people than me. This store used to have 100% compliance.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)

242 The team calf-roping just amazes me.
How the fvck can they get that rope on their back legs in less than 10s?
Incredible.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (ufFY8)

243 garrett

Are you OK? This seems a cry for help. Maybe more sexual activity would take the edge off. Don't hurt a lung.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

244
Ambergris?
Posted by: Clutch

Ambergris!

https://youtu.be/qySSdrV5kIs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (63Dwl)

245 Thanks. Didn't know the proper lingo, other than shit I learned watching Yellowstone.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 08:51 PM (ufFY

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"Make Branding Great Again!" -- Shit I learned watching Yellowstone

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (mZ3xv)

246 Come on, they're already in the swimming pool... crank up the heat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (1V8Oz)
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the gas bill to heat the pool water to 127 degrees would be lit!
Posted by: blake

I'd just wait until June in Phoenix.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 08:57 PM (1V8Oz)

247 Deplorable Ian Galt

Practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

248 Garrett have you ever been fitted for a flank strap?

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 08:57 PM (vrz2I)

249 Hey, business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms: you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the building, am I right?
Hans, *bubby*, I'm your white knight.

Posted by: Harry Ellis at April 14, 2022 08:57 PM (4I/2K)

250 Garrett need a trip to the train station maybe????

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2022 08:57 PM (UUBmN)

251 In Spanish:

MILF = la milva
MILFs = las milva

Oops! Wrong thread?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (iAeBl)

252 243 garrett

Are you OK? This seems a cry for help. Maybe more sexual activity would take the edge off. Don't hurt a lung.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (u82oZ)


The cowboys he hits on keep rejecting him.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (vMCab)

253 "Make Branding Great Again!" -- Shit I learned watching Yellowstone
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 08:56 PM (mZ3xv)

"Kelly Reilly's naked ass" -- Shit I learned watching Yellowstone

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

254 Every time rodeo comes up, I tiresomely link to this George Strait video. There are probably hundreds of hours of rodeo video out there , but this Strait/video captures the essence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVeDaZxAXo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (7yxmQ)

255 >>garrett, not all of them. That's like saying all pinball players are austistic.

Well, uh ....

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

256 249 Hey, business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms: you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the building, am I right?
Hans, *bubby*, I'm your white knight.
Posted by: Harry Ellis at April 14, 2022 08:57 PM (4I/2K)


Makes me wish it was Christmas already!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (LKTKP)

257
If you re-watched the movie Catch Me If You Can today, would you see it from a totally different perspective from when you saw it 20 years ago?

Think about it:
-You now know Tom Hanks is a piece of shit who hates, and is possibly a pedo.
-You now know the FBI is not just incompetent, but they are corrupt beyond you worst fears.
-You now know leo dicrapio is a dink and a hypocrite.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 14, 2022 08:58 PM (Xp33B)

258 217 212 The sight of a bucking strap on a horse makes me ill.
Posted by: firehorse at April 14, 2022 08:48 PM (YvtIA)

On a pony she named Wildfire.
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at April 14, 2022 08:49 PM (ufFY
A thoroughbred.

Posted by: firehorse at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (YvtIA)

259 Dang I can't even get jokes right.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (iAeBl)

260 So what's the word on the wide World of the Twitter Bitch Centerfolds?

They look like North Korean hostages.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (LsIVo)

261 All them guys in Yellowstone running, sliding and turn those cows on the fence are all people I know and have done business with. Same stuff happens around here daily.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (BePn7)

262 And we'll be eatin' beans
What with the cost of diesel, and all our entry fees
Our friends just look the other way
'Cuz everybody knows
There's a hole in daddy's rope
Where all our money goes

Posted by: Common Tater at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (v+mv3)

263 >>garrett, not all of them. That's like saying all pinball players are austistic.


The good ones most likely are.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:00 PM (z8QbJ)

264 All Cowboys are gay.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 08:52 PM (z8QbJ)

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Methinks the laddie doth protest too much.

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:00 PM (mZ3xv)

265 Flank strap used to be an economical cut until the hipsters got ahold of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 09:01 PM (II3Gr)

266 "148 Per the internet, a Blue Whales testicles can weigh up to 150lbs, each.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:28 PM (F/J1O) "

so at the state fair they would maybe use a big vertical roaster thing like a Greek joint would use for gyros; carve long strips off it for a sammich ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 14, 2022 09:02 PM (987Sx)

267 261 All them guys in Yellowstone running, sliding and turn those cows on the fence are all people I know and have done business with. Same stuff happens around here daily.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (BePn7)

Cool.

The creator (I forget his name) played the part of Jimmy's boss in Texas. He came across as a bit of an asshoe, and I wonder if that is how he sort of really is. I found him funny, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 09:03 PM (ufFY8)

268 261 All them guys in Yellowstone running, sliding and turn those cows on the fence are all people I know and have done business with. Same stuff happens around here daily.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (BePn7)

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There's a syndicated radio show they broadcast on a local radio station on the weekends called the American Experience -- with historical vignettes.

Heard one recently about the history and founding of the Kings Ranch, which I'd never known except for seeing the big pickup trucks with that branding. Fascinating stuff, and you doubtless know the story and family. Very cool!

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:03 PM (mZ3xv)

269 Barrel Racers are hawt.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

The lovely Mrs. was a barrel racer back in the day - just for fun - small time.

After she told me that I was like - "There wouldn't be a Mr. R., would there?"

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2022 09:04 PM (Msys3)

270 garrett's just trying to stick a spur the flank to see who flinches.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:04 PM (BePn7)

271 All Cowboys are gay.
Posted by: garrett

And everyone that lives in Montana is a cowboy, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 09:05 PM (gI+In)

272 Garret used to drive VW busses back in the day.

Posted by: Ronster at April 14, 2022 09:05 PM (Q2n7E)

273 Red Steagall has (or had) a great radio program called Cowboy Corner broadcast every Sunday with interviews and music about Cowboys. Enjoyed that a lot, and I know nothing about ranching. Just a real relaxing show.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 14, 2022 09:05 PM (v+mv3)

274 261 All them guys in Yellowstone running, sliding and turn those cows on the fence are all people I know and have done business with. Same stuff happens around here daily.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (BePn7)


I love the cutting horses. That is so cool!

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 09:06 PM (4tfcV)

275 Birds be crazy ... this afternoon I covered up a couple garage windows, because a robin, for two effin days, was sitting on my concrete mixer, looking at his reflection, and attacking "that enemy bird".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2022 09:07 PM (Cus5s)

276 Mom Jeans, Belt Buckles (which are jewlery) and High Heels.

yeah. They are totally not gay.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:07 PM (z8QbJ)

277 I have an oximeter. Couple of little things:
Back when I smoked, my rate was usually 98%.
A year after I quit, it was more like 96 or 97.

And, put on even a light medical mask, and that rate will go down at least a couple of points. Makes great chit-chat with the mask fanatics. If you can't get by without air, you don't belong in their brave new world.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 14, 2022 09:07 PM (videA)

278 Barrel Racers are hawt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Behind every successful equine sports rider, there's somebody busting their ass to pay the bills.

If the equine sports rider is a pretty young thing, it's some old bastard that's doing said bill paying. Nobody stays young and pretty for long, paying all the freight for shit like barrel racing.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 09:07 PM (cHM9h)

279 274 261 All them guys in Yellowstone running, sliding and turn those cows on the fence are all people I know and have done business with. Same stuff happens around here daily.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 08:59 PM (BePn7)


I love the cutting horses. That is so cool!
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 09:06 PM (4tfcV)
Rider sitting straight up in the saddle sometimes with his arms crossed. Smart horse working the cow.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

280 >>Garret used to drive VW busses back in the day.


Look. I don't like to brag.

...but I have restored a few VWs Buses.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:08 PM (z8QbJ)

281 ShainS, I have a wonderful two part book about the King Ranch and it's founding. I got to know Greg Welch , the son of legendary cutting horse trainer Buster Welch, Greg was showing a King Ranch horse for the World Championship when we shared a barn together.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:08 PM (BePn7)

282 118 114 Wait, weren't the Gentiles the non-Jewish people who were not circumcised?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2022 08:19 PM (F/J1O

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Not a head. I took a quick glans behind me and saw no one.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:09 PM (qfLjt)

283 That's why I've pretty much been under house arrest for two years. I can't tolerate the mask. My O2 levels drop and the fibers seem to irritate my lungs. Can't wear the cloth ones because they collapse against my face and cause more issues. There was supposed to be a medical exemption, which no one allowed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 09:10 PM (5HBd1)

284 I have a neighbor. To keep his wife happy, he bought and equipped a dressage business for her. The horses are magnificent.

I'll bet he has no problem cashing in husband points.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

285 Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Not a head. I took a quick glans behind me and saw no one.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:09 PM (qfLjt)

Oy Vey.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 09:10 PM (cHM9h)

286 thanks for all the insider tips, Ben Had !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 14, 2022 09:10 PM (987Sx)

287 .but I have restored a few VWs Buses.

That is really gay.

Posted by: Ronster at April 14, 2022 09:11 PM (Q2n7E)

288 125 It's a cut above the rest

It's the unkindest cut of all.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

289 sock_rat, just a subject I might almost know something about.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:12 PM (BePn7)

290 282 Not a head. I took a quick glans behind me and saw no one.

286 thanks for all the insider tips. . .


Only at AoS folks. Only here.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2022 09:13 PM (Msys3)

291 He did it again:

Biden SNAPS at a woman for interrupting him, then calls himself "Professor Biden from Penn."

Biden never taught a single class at Penn.

He was talking at a NC university and interrupted a woman "Wait, let me talk, I am a professor"

She replies "Yes, you are the president" thinking she misheard him

He says "No, I am Professor Biden from Penn"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:13 PM (qnVBz)

292 I'll bet he has no problem cashing in husband points.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I'll bet the stable boy is satisfied.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:15 PM (qnVBz)

293 288 125 It's a cut above the rest

It's the unkindest cut of all.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:11 PM (qfLjt)
Your parents were supposed to hire the roving mohel to do the job in the back seat of a Mercury Marquis.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)

294 281 ShainS, I have a wonderful two part book about the King Ranch and it's founding. I got to know Greg Welch , the son of legendary cutting horse trainer Buster Welch, Greg was showing a King Ranch horse for the World Championship when we shared a barn together.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:08 PM (BePn7)

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Awesome. The stories I bet you could tell ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:15 PM (mZ3xv)

295 Cat Ass Trophy

Better that way. Now who will control the Emergency Action Messages? At least not Biden.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

296 122 As the joke goes, what do you call a lawyer with a 70 IQ?
Your Honor.
A 50 IQ?
Senator.

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Reminds me of:
Q.: What do you call the medical student who came last in the Finals?

A.: Doctor

Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)

297 He says "No, I am Professor Biden from Penn"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14

Time to check him in to Happydale with President Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Mortimer Brewster, Son of a Sea Cook at April 14, 2022 09:18 PM (4I/2K)

298 Cat Ass Trophy

Just him and his lovely wife, now that the sons are out of the house.

Farriers may be an issue, but she is a moral person, in my estimation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

299 Biden SNAPS at a woman for interrupting him, then calls himself "Professor Biden from Penn."

Biden never taught a single class at Penn.

He was talking at a NC university and interrupted a woman "Wait, let me talk, I am a professor"

She replies "Yes, you are the president" thinking she misheard him

He says "No, I am Professor Biden from Penn"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:13 PM (qnVBz)
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Like a lame horse, this asshat needs to be put down for his own good.

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:19 PM (mZ3xv)

300 @zerohedge

Dear @Alwaleed_Talal this may come as a shock to you, but you sold all your Twitter shares in 2019, not long after were were put under Ritz Carlton hotel arrest. cc: @elonmusk

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

301 ShainS, best story I know is when a legend I knows Mother came to visit him and she wanted to go for a wagon ride. Little did John know that the barn help got out of the sight of the barn and whipped the horses in the ass to dump the manure out of the wagon. Him retelling how he was trying to hang on to Mom and the stop the horses was the funniest story I have ever heard.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:20 PM (BePn7)

302 >>He says "No, I am Professor Biden from Penn"


When he's not driving the Big Rigs and Trains.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:20 PM (z8QbJ)

303 Cat Ass Trophy

Forgot to mention. He was Special Forces helo pilot. Little Birds, I think. Now a millionaire from the aviation business he started. And a good guy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

304 notsothoreau - for my 0.02 if they're still trying to push that mask stuff on you ... buy pro grade PPE; 3M 6500 or 7500 series half-mask, with 3M 7093 or 2091 P100 filters ... I have worn that combo for 8 - 12 hour shifts; not continuously, but interrupted every couple hours for smoke / restroom breaks.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 14, 2022 09:21 PM (987Sx)

305
If the equine sports rider is a pretty young thing, it's some old bastard that's doing said bill paying. Nobody stays young and pretty for long, paying all the freight for shit like barrel racing.
Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 09:07 PM (cHM9h)

I have a friend that was a barrel racer and her daughter is a barrel racer now. She teaches and breeds I guess quarter horses or whatever kind of horses they use for barrel racing. I can confirm it's expensive.
They drive to a rodeo and then hang out for the daughter to ride and then go to the next rodeo. They have very(expensive) nice horse trailers.
I would also say my friend likes horses more than people and she's not wrong. She also loves her queensland heelers too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2022 09:22 PM (4tfcV)

306 kinda what I figured, Ben Had ... the Voice of Knowledge ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 14, 2022 09:23 PM (987Sx)

307 303 Cat Ass Trophy

Forgot to mention. He was Special Forces helo pilot. Little Birds, I think. Now a millionaire from the aviation business he started. And a good guy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)
Salty, his first name start with a 'G'?

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

308
Red Panda : Lib Twitter

Big Rock: Elon Musk

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2022 09:24 PM (lgeFv)

309 JackStraw, LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 14, 2022 09:24 PM (987Sx)

310 Eromero

Negative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

311 The lefty comments on these Twitter links are insane. I hope they all have catastrophic mental breakdowns.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

They are. Read the comments, if you dare, at Ars Technica on this. 20 pages of angst, agreement, and virtue signaling. These people have lost their shit over this. It's fun.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 14, 2022 09:25 PM (OssQ4)

312 284 I have a neighbor. To keep his wife happy, he bought and equipped a dressage business for her. The horses are magnificent.

I'll bet he has no problem cashing in husband points.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)
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Right behind rule #1 is rule #2: Don't stick it in a horse chick.

Actually the Venn Diagrams between #1 and #2 have significant overlap.

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 09:26 PM (oXNqT)

313 Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

I am satisfied just knowing their soap-bubble echo chamber has been penetrated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

314 ballistic

Fortunately, they are good people.

But you may not be wrong, for rule #1 & rule #2: in the East. But there are exceptions in all generalities. Even this one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

315 300 @zerohedge

Dear @Alwaleed_Talal this may come as a shock to you, but you sold all your Twitter shares in 2019, not long after were were put under Ritz Carlton hotel arrest. cc: @elonmusk

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

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Ouch!

My Kingdom for a share of Twitter stock ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:29 PM (mZ3xv)

316 Professor Biden couldn't figure out how to fix a boat.

Posted by: Little buddy at April 14, 2022 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

317 Ok, Ace, I watched the birdie.

That was hilarious! Cute, even!

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2022 09:30 PM (t62xj)

318 >>Dear @Alwaleed_Talal this may come as a shock to you, but you sold all your Twitter shares in 2019, not long after were were put under Ritz Carlton hotel arrest. cc: @elonmusk


That's funny shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:31 PM (z8QbJ)

319 Biden going over the edge ... professor Biden from Penn ... can't wait till he declares himself General Biden, Supreme Commander of the Universe.

Posted by: professor illiniwek from Jupiter at April 14, 2022 09:31 PM (Cus5s)

320 Breaking! twitter bans Elon Musk for meat tweets

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2022 09:32 PM (V13WU)

321 Have a great night, everyone.

May you have a spiritual Maundy Thursday, with a Good Friday ahead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

322 mean tweets

*drat

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2022 09:32 PM (V13WU)

323 They are. Read the comments, if you dare, at Ars Technica on this. 20 pages of angst, agreement, and virtue signaling. These people have lost their shit over this. It's fun.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 14, 2022 09:25 PM (OssQ4)

If Democrats don't have some percieved inferior group to exclude from their clubs they just can't enjoy themselves.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 09:33 PM (BJKQV)

324 did yy ou guys see how your president was trying to shake hands with imaginary person ?

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2022 09:33 PM (V13WU)

325 Right behind rule #1 is rule #2: Don't stick it in a horse chick.

Actually the Venn Diagrams between #1 and #2 have significant overlap.
Posted by: ballistic


Where is Ben Had in that diagram?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:33 PM (qnVBz)

326 ballistic, that might be a little harsh.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:33 PM (BePn7)

327 mean tweets

*drat
Posted by: runner

The first one was better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:34 PM (qnVBz)

328 Democrats want to Redline conservatives from their online communities.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 09:35 PM (BJKQV)

329 Couple weeks ago I related the sports news of the US female ex-barrel racer at the Modern Pentathlon World Cup in Cairo, who had a (Olympic-provided) stirrup strap break just as she was about to be waved off for the equestrian stage. Officials "didn't speak English," so she waved a coach over, pulled off the other stirrup, and rode the jumps, clean, saddle-only. Egyptians hadn't seen that one before.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (videA)

330 >>I have a neighbor. To keep his wife happy, he bought and equipped a dressage business for her. The horses are magnificent.

My mom and her partner who was an Olympic alternate dressage rider had a business training and selling dressage and 3 day eventing horses.

I learned that some girls really like horses. A lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

331 I don't think you get credit for being a former shareholder.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (qnVBz)

332 My brother's old Golden Retriever never got blase about giving paw. Once you asked him, he'd give you one and then the other and then both - and he'd keep it up if you let him. And anytime he got into trouble - he'd sit and offer paw, as if it were a magic offering that would make you forget he was just rooting around in the trash can.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (HabA/)

333 >>Dear @Alwaleed_Talal this may come as a shock to you, but you sold all your Twitter shares in 2019, not long after were were put under Ritz Carlton hotel arrest. cc: @elonmusk


That's funny shit.
Posted by: garrett

Sometime late tomorrow the rest of the conservative media will see this. For now, though, Hannity for example is talking with Clay Travis of Outkick about Prince Alwaleed as a shareholder. Actually they probably won't change their script until Monday morning.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (OssQ4)

334 The first one was better.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:34 PM (qnVBz)

Meat Tweets > Mean Tweets

Posted by: Boswell at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (5iUNf)

335 Elon says 69.420 percent of stats are false. LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 09:37 PM (SKVme)

336 Emperor Inslee gave us permission to go mask free again, although the stores suggest the unvaccinated wear them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

337 I learned that some girls really like horses. A lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

Indeed we do.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at April 14, 2022 09:38 PM (BJKQV)

338 Someone needs to start a pun thread.


Can it be punned?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 09:38 PM (LKTKP)

339 I had not seen that idea from Tucker, of giving Musk proxy power over their voting rights. There are probably a lot of current stock holders that would go along with opening the Twatter market to conservatives, instead of just for crazy leftists.

I am lazy, never vote on all those things they send me. Had Fidelity call me once, I was like "well I don't really trust you to advise me on my vote either, would rather not vote". heh ... but my vote is tiny, many could make a real difference.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2022 09:39 PM (Cus5s)

340 JackStraw, we work hard for the money!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:39 PM (BePn7)

341 Where is Ben Had in that diagram?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:33 PM (qnVBz)

Here -

https://ibb.co/SBFPcb4

Posted by: Boswell at April 14, 2022 09:39 PM (5iUNf)

342 As my dad said, a pun is the lowest form of bread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 14, 2022 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)

343 >> My brother's old Golden Retriever never got blase about giving paw


At a certain age, both my Labs decided that Rolling over and merely Turning around in a circle were interchangeable tricks that I couldn't discern between.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:40 PM (z8QbJ)

344 But you may not be wrong, for rule #1 & rule #2: in the East. But there are exceptions in all generalities. Even this one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 14, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

---

Lol yeah. Most of my posts should be taken mostly in jest anyway. I'm not trying to call anyone out.

Still, horse chicks lol.

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 09:40 PM (oXNqT)

345 "I learned that some girls really like horses. A lot."

and Harleys

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2022 09:40 PM (Cus5s)

346 ballistic, I laughed.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:41 PM (BePn7)

347 336 Emperor Inslee gave us permission to go mask free again, although the stores suggest the unvaccinated wear them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 09:37 PM (5HBd1

Ignore the signs. Your vax status is nobody else's business and you're actually less likely to spread Covid if you haven't had the shots.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2022 09:41 PM (t62xj)

348 How 'Bout Them Cowgirls
https://youtu.be/MIdKIIKyZBM

Posted by: King George Strait at April 14, 2022 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

349 >>JackStraw, we work hard for the money!

Ben Had you will never hear me talk bad about horse women. I know better.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

350 dogs are one more proof of g-d's love ... they are our better selves in action (mostly).

& g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 14, 2022 09:42 PM (987Sx)

351 Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2022 09:39 PM (Cus5s)

I love that Elon was asked if there is a 'plan B'... and he hesitates, and just says 'yes'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2022 09:43 PM (oHd/0)

352 Horses=disposable income. It gets disposed my way.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:43 PM (BePn7)

353 I've ignored the signs every time they lift the restrictions for the vaccinated. I was surprised to see that sign at the store, since I haven't seen it in the other stores I go to. The one I stop at on the weekends just says that lawful open carry is okay

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 14, 2022 09:43 PM (5HBd1)

354 346 ballistic, I laughed.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:41 PM (BePn7)
--

I legit felt bad for a sec. I don't "know" anyone here and I'm really not trying to be a dick and it doesn't always convey in the grey boxes.

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 09:43 PM (oXNqT)

355 RNC has pulled out.

Of the presidential commission on debates.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:43 PM (qnVBz)

356 >>RNC has pulled out.

>>Of the presidential commission on debates.

Thanks Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)

357 And quite honestly my experience with "horse chicks" is entirely limited to the daughers of rich east coast wankers.

I'm sure there are plenty of legit bad-ass cowgirls and horse women here in Texas. However, I'm married and haven't had an opportunity to meet any.

So there's that.

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 09:45 PM (oXNqT)

358 but my vote is tiny, many could make a real difference.
Posted by: illiniwek

I like Carlson's idea.
There are a lot of individual investors that could make it interesting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 09:46 PM (9CsGj)

359 In fairness, I would wear masks just because he said it was fine not to.

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 09:46 PM (TyXok)

360 I was in a class at a community college and saw a nice looking young lady walk in and sit down at a desk. I thought: I bet she rides horses.

Sure enough, the next week she came in and sat down at her desk, this time wearing a jacket emblazoned with the logo of the horse ranch where she was most likely born and raised. I never pursued this notion, because I am an old guy who has no business skeeving on young women.

Still, she had that gait.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 14, 2022 09:46 PM (x8Wzq)

361 239 garrett, not all of them. That's like saying all pinball players are austistic.

----
Gee I thought they were blind!
(Posted by: Pete Townsend)

Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

362 >>I legit felt bad for a sec. I don't "know" anyone here and I'm really not trying to be a dick and it doesn't always convey in the grey boxes.


I am pretty sure it always comes across fine.

But if you need some pointers, let me know.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:47 PM (z8QbJ)

363 Ukraine demanded 7 billion dollars MONTHLY : "Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky told European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen that Kiev needs $7 billion a month in immediate financial assistance to cover social benefits and salaries."


That is close to a 100 billion for a year ? And not counting billion in weapons every NATO member sent to them. This is going well....when will Zelenskyy take Moscow ?

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2022 09:47 PM (V13WU)

364 Once you use tack, you never go back.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at April 14, 2022 09:47 PM (BJKQV)

365 ballistic, I will be the first to say that there are bunch of crazies that have horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:47 PM (BePn7)

366 257
If you re-watched the movie Catch Me If You Can today, would you see it from a totally different perspective from when you saw it 20 years ago?

This is a sort of thing that I had to work through. You have to be able to separate actors and musicians work abilities from their (usually) reprehensible beliefs and personalities. I do try not to financially support the ones I don't approve of by not buying their products original source but if you acquire something used they don't get an additional penny out of it, do they?

Posted by: azjaeger at April 14, 2022 09:48 PM (3/XaG)

367
Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
Elon Musk has also offered to buy CNN+ for twenty-eight bucks.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 14, 2022 09:48 PM (OssQ4)

368 246 Come on, they're already in the swimming pool... crank up the heat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 08:34 PM (1V8Oz)
----------------

the gas bill to heat the pool water to 127 degrees would be lit!
Posted by: blake

I'd just wait until June in Phoenix.
----
Yes but then all that stuff in the pool would be moldy and slimy.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 14, 2022 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

369 Retardo shaking hands with his imaginary friend leaves me to wonder about myself. The nation has already been embarrassed, so am I wrong to hope the old bastard really flips out in front of a camera with a hot mike. Start screaming that from this day forward he is Joseph of Scranton, rabbi of Penn. Start f bombing everybody in attendance. Hauled off by the handlers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 14, 2022 09:49 PM (lz5hY)

370 I never pursued this notion, because I am an old guy who has no business skeeving on young women.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Sheeeeeet!

C'mon now! Being a Moron comes with certain expectations!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2022 09:49 PM (Msys3)

371 365 ballistic, I will be the first to say that there are bunch of crazies that have horses.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:47 PM (BePn7)

---

lol, rock on

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 09:50 PM (oXNqT)

372 Ben baby, thanks for the HomA last night. Much appreciated .

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 14, 2022 09:50 PM (rKpQy)

373 >>RNC has pulled out.

>>Of the presidential commission on debates.

Thanks Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)

They'll get back in with the same MFM "moderators" like they always do.

Posted by: TC at April 14, 2022 09:50 PM (jHFMM)

374 Cannibal Bob, Love Ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:51 PM (BePn7)

375 >> I never pursued this notion, because I am an old guy who has no business skeeving on young women.


No need to skeeve.

But no reason not to offer them a generous helping of dick, either.

You'd be surprised how many appreciate it.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2022 09:52 PM (z8QbJ)

376 RNC has pulled out.

Of the presidential commission on debates.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2022 09:43 PM

GOOD. Maybe no more moderators handing off questions ahead of time, maybe no moderator. Just a list of 10 questions that each get to ask each other. I mean if you can't trust Joy Reid or Goeorgie Snuffulephogus.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 14, 2022 09:53 PM (GwxCX)

377 360 I was in a class at a community college and saw a nice looking young lady walk in and sit down at a desk. I thought: I bet she rides horses.

Sure enough, the next week she came in and sat down at her desk, this time wearing a jacket emblazoned with the logo of the horse ranch where she was most likely born and raised. I never pursued this notion, because I am an old guy who has no business skeeving on young women.

Still, she had that gait.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 14, 2022 09:46 PM (x8Wzq)

-------

Bow legged?

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:53 PM (mZ3xv)

378 >>They'll get back in with the same MFM "moderators" like they always do.

Doubt it. Trump is the RNC now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

379 374 Cannibal Bob, Love Ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2022 09:51 PM (BePn7)

Ko

Love you too darlin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 14, 2022 09:54 PM (rKpQy)

380 Nood

Posted by: Catherine the Great at April 14, 2022 09:54 PM (BJKQV)

381 I never pursued this notion, because I am an old guy who has no business skeeving on young women.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 14, 2022 09:46 PM (x8Wzq)

Depends. How's your net worth?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 09:55 PM (II3Gr)

382 Bow legged?
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:53 PM (mZ3xv)

Naw, not bow-legged. But a lot of hip swivel. Always been a fan of that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 14, 2022 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)

383 The interesting thing about the Musk comment on the Saudi sheik is that (and I don't know the players by name) if he was the one put under house arrest by the current head sheik that indicates that the old regime was globohomo and the new Saudi regime isn't and the old regime was pro Twitter.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 14, 2022 09:55 PM (3/XaG)

384 Yes but then all that stuff in the pool would be moldy and slimy.
Posted by: Ciampino

You sir, need a better pool boy...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2022 09:57 PM (9CsGj)

385 Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
Elon Musk has also offered to buy CNN+ for twenty-eight bucks.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 14, 2022 09:48 PM (OssQ4)

-------

Way overpriced!

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:57 PM (mZ3xv)

386 363 Ukraine demanded 7 billion dollars MONTHLY : "Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky told European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen that Kiev needs $7 billion a month in immediate financial assistance to cover social benefits and salaries."

That is close to a 100 billion for a year ? And not counting billion in weapons every NATO member sent to them. This is going well....when will Zelenskyy take Moscow ?

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2022 09:47 PM (V13WU)
--------
One word, Volody: GoFundMe!

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 09:59 PM (mZ3xv)

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