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Saudi TV Mocks Biden and Kamala

The state TV in America wouldn't dare.

Posted by: Ace at 12:32 PM




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Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (AMIL/)

2 Foist??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (lGrs1)

3 Oops - SPONGE!

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (AMIL/)

4 Two?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (Msys3)

5 Yikes!

Posted by: gdgm+ at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (k6jXd)

6 Wut?

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (Iq9dF)

7 I was watching this just now on the tw@tts!

the dude who plays Kamala has a future in skit comedy

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (DJFLF)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 12, 2022 12:34 PM (R262U)

9 Will Jonah Goldberg scream for nuking the Saudis now?

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:34 PM (DJFLF)

10 That's a dude, not a camela.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at April 12, 2022 12:34 PM (qpX6U)

11 Their Heels Up Harris looks better than our own...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 12, 2022 12:34 PM (flINI)

12 all that's missing is the Saudi iteration of Jen Psaki

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (DJFLF)

13 Biden has made the US a laughingstock all over the world.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (NpAcC)

14 Where's the satirical video?

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (4oJkH)

15 Doesn't even look like Brandon.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (nXjQg)

16 Called the others on the thread below, just after someone else did (Oddbob?)

Posted by: gdgm+ at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (k6jXd)

17 Mocka mocka mocka!

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (mNhhD)

18 I linked that in the art thread. *preens*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (kf6Ak)

19 I will have to wait to hear what the whispery NPR voices tell me to think.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (yQpMk)

20 I was assured that Biden would restore respect for the US among the nations of the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (wmDcS)

21 Who got butt hurt?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (BFigT)

22 Biden to bomb Saudi in ...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (kf6Ak)

23 Whiteface.

I. Am. Literally. Shaking.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (mp9e7)

24 Oh, LOL!!!

Brandon is such an embarrassment

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (dpnJh)

25 The Kamala impersonator actually cracked what looks like a real smile. Not realistic at all.

Funny, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

26 I linked that in the art thread. *preens*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (kf6Ak)

Watch where you're waving those things.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (k9Zh+)

27 Where's the satirical video?
Posted by: ...


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (Ek4HO)

28 good ! eminently mockable; the more people making fun of our clown-world "government", the better. Alinsky applauds from Hell !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (enSii)

29 Doesn't even look like Brandon.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (nXjQg)

Party pooper!!!

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (k9Zh+)

30 12 all that's missing is the Saudi iteration of Jen Psaki

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (DJFLF)


Believe my lies while I insult you and laugh at your whining about gas and food prices, or I KEEL YOU!

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (AMIL/)

31 C'mon man!

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (0IeYL)

32 I hate clown world, I want to go back and try another one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (XvPQV)

33 This is the same Saudi whose leadershil will not answer the phone when caller ID says it's FJB!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (YDx0c)

34 That time it dawns on you Saudi Arabia has more freedom than America.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (X3dRR)

35 Will Jonah Goldberg scream for nuking the Saudis now?
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:34 PM (DJFLF)


In This Month's Issue: The Case for Seizing the Saudi Oilfields

Posted by: The Dispatch at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (bhRsz)

36
Sean Connery is Saudi?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (pNxlR)

37 More evidence of the respect we've gained on the world stage! No mean tweets!

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (DB16e)

38 I guess we have to nuke SA now too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (QRdjz)

39 Norms restored! We are loved by the world again! Right Allahpundit, you lush?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (OTvdu)

40 When allies mock you...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (erOei)

41 I linked that in the art thread. *preens*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (kf6Ak)

Watch where you're waving those things.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM (k9Zh+)

she can wave them over here....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (WhsXQ)

42 Doesn't even look like Brandon.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (nXjQg)

---

Dan Akroyd didn't look like Carter and Chevy Chase didn't look like Ford. They were still pretty funny.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (3TihK)

43 You are misinterpreting a documentary.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 12:38 PM (5kI0z)

44 America is back baby and Joey and his junta of pedophiles are respected!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (iDcra)

45 That time it dawns on you Saudi Arabia has more freedom than America.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


They don't do booze or pron there, do they?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (Ek4HO)

46 Doesn't even look like Brandon.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (nXjQg)


Yeah, doesn't have the frail, anemic look we know and love.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (bhRsz)

47 This is less like SNL and more like one of those Unsolved Mysteries reenactments.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (Zkh/F)

48 Next time you're in Mecca, check out the comedy clubs. They'll crack you up.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo F'n Mouf at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (qpX6U)

49 Bane places a hand on your shoulder.

"Do you feel norms are restored?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (44ww/)

50 I laughed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (p+1gI)

51 Why does Biden sound like Henry Kissinger?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (yQpMk)

52 It's not funny!! The Saudis killed a JOURNALIST!!

- The U.S. Media, AKA Democrats Media Division

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (OTvdu)

53 Now Moochelle is proud to be an American.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (w9Wax)

54 Yeah, doesn't have the frail, anemic look we know and love.
___

Exactly.

In any case, didn't find it funny.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (nXjQg)

55 The Biden junta pissed off the Saudis and Gulf Arab states just to cozy with Iran and allow Russia to build nuke plants there.

These are the geniuses running our foreign policy and the result is no sane nation should trust our friendship.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (Iq9dF)

56 Laughingstock of the world. I have to believe obama (pbum) is enjoying this humiliation of Biden and kamala.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (sI15f)

57 all that's missing is the Saudi iteration of Jen Psaki

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (DJFLF)


Baghdad Bob would have to shave his mustache, ditch the beret, and dye his hair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (erOei)

58 the dude who plays Kamala has a future in skit comedy

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM


Yeah...no.

Posted by: SNL at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (RkC6l)

59 I like how they have Kama-lama-ding-dong in brown. Just like the ugly suits she wears. Guy playing her needed to grab the mic and spew out some jumbled nonsense too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (sVtYq)

60 Yeah, doesn't have the frail, anemic look we know and love.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (bhRsz)
++++
Might be impossible. To get a person that frail who is still a working actor seems ... unlikely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

61 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (iDcra)

62 Is Psircle Back Jen still at the WH?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (X3dRR)

63 Iran has now threatened Saudi Arabia for making fun of one of their allies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (bv+Jn)

64 The adults are back in ch...zzZZZZzzzz...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (yQpMk)

65 I will have to wait to hear what the whispery NPR voices tell me to think.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (yQpMk)


From the "funny things Morons have posted" file:

*NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (P4LRL)

66
Why does Biden sound like Henry Kissinger?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


...doing an impression of Marlon Brando.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 12, 2022 12:42 PM (8CRq2)

67 Norms:

[ ] Not restored
[X] Restored

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 12:42 PM (sVtYq)

68 All the jokes that are fit to print ... (but considered terrorism in the USA)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2022 12:42 PM (Cus5s)

69 *NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (P4LRL)

That's uncanny.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 12:42 PM (kf6Ak)

70 Phew. That was close. Almost had an exposed ankle.

Posted by: Quarter Twei at April 12, 2022 12:42 PM (rm7UR)

71 13 Biden has made the US a laughingstock all over the world.
_____________

Thank you President Biden for restoring dignity and honor to the White House, and for doing such a fine job on the economy!

Your steady and competent hand at the wheel is so reassuring to meatheads like me!!!

Posted by: Rob Reiner at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (k4dH2)

72 Yup, our press wouldn't dare, could not! Mock our miserable failure of a dementia ridden criminal in chief.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (0OmEj)

73 *NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (P4LRL)
++++
It's like NPR is actually on the radio.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

74 Man come on man. That isnt sunny. I dont sound anything like that. You know with the thing the voice come on man.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (X3dRR)

75 That one minute Saudi skit was better, funnier, and more pertinent than the last 15 years of SNL all put together.

Oh, and most of South Park over the last 5 years.
Though this year was mostly ok, Not great...ok.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (5NkmN)

76 *NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.


How an I get some of that action?

Posted by: Nina Totenberg at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (ZsR3z)

77 The actor looks like Robert Reich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

78 Restoring our standing around the world! (This is a huge concern for lefties)

Posted by: SamIam at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (oasF3)

79 Unacceptable, no one insults our President and VP. Nuke em.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (qH6FZ)

80 Who got butt hurt?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2022 12:36 PM


Well, the first time...

Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 12, 2022 12:43 PM (RkC6l)

81 Just for the record, not that it matters, I meant that I would vote Desantis over Trump. If Trump gets the nod, I would vote for him again...but not as enthusiastically as I did before unless he deputizes every citizen to defend their homes, businesses, communities and cities from the deep state bots. The riots and uproar from the left would be really hard to live with if our hands are still tied.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 12:44 PM (sI15f)

82 Have you noticed that Trump is ORANGE?

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers, Stephen Colbert at April 12, 2022 12:44 PM (Geoni)

83 Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo F'n Mouf at April 12, 2022 12:39 PM (qpX6U)

I like this latest iteration of your handle

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:44 PM (T+lAA)

84 Thanks, Biden voters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2022 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

85 The actor looks like Robert Reich.

So short on talent?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:44 PM (erOei)

86 Your odds of dying of the coof are about halfway between dying from all preventable causes and suicide...if you're over 90:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3jhb5n

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (DJFLF)

87 Remember Family Ties? The dad was a tv station manager for a PBS station. When I was a yuute I didnt really know what PBS was all about. It was just some tv station. It was later on when I got the joke. Like how much of a leftie is the guy? Thiiiiiiiis much.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (X3dRR)

88 Tbh if somebody mocks them here they will likely face reprisals from the DOJ....

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (CYnTg)

89 Unless Trump goes crazy and starts shitting on the base or talking amnesty....

If DeSantis decides to run against Trump in 24 it's a huge black mark against him. First of all, DeSantis already said he won't... so what changed? Second of all, what would be the point other than to dilute the Trump vote?

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (T+lAA)

90 Biden Has Given $1 Billion to Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan

https://tinyurl.com/mpwadwc8

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (nXjQg)

91 67 Norms:

[ ] Not restored
[X] Restored
_______________

Biden and Kamaltoe acting like blithering idiots and making the U.S. a pathetic joke all over the world IS the norm now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (k4dH2)

92 62 Is Psircle Back Jen still at the WH?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (X3dRR)


Yes, but she's expected to give Klain her two weeks notice very soon. This Friday, or sometime next week.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (AMIL/)

93 Take my wife please! And stone her!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (u73oe)

94 All right!!!! Posting yet again on a future thread!!!!

I think I mock Dementia Joe and The Ho daily. Saudis need to up their game.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (qoLdL)

95 Oh well. At least Trump isn't president.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (Qhnrt)

96 *NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice and a very ethnically diverse, hyphenated name. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM


FIFY

Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (RkC6l)

97 This can not be real. Very Smart People reassured me that Biden would restore the US to a position of respect in the world.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (nfrXX)

98 You mean the Bidet hasn't given them enough by giving them a whole country full of modern weapons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (erOei)

99 Tbh if somebody mocks them here they will likely face reprisals from the DOJ....
Posted by: steevy
___

Gotta love that American freedom.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (nXjQg)

100 Lmao at the actor playing Kamala when she/he finally speaks.

Posted by: The Next Strain at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (GiAYj)

101 Off, ghey sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (RkC6l)

102 But the odds for the 29 years olds here gathered live somewhere between dying of sharp objects and dying of hot surfaces or hot substances.

For you math lovers, that would be:
1 in 34,354

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (DJFLF)

103 So Ramadan celebration in NY ?

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (CYnTg)

104 You mean the Bidet hasn't given them enough by giving them a whole country full of modern weapons?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Guess not.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (nXjQg)

105 84 Thanks, Biden voters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2022 12:44 PM (ptqGC)


Don't forget us!

Posted by: Dominion at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (t62xj)

106 The whole world knows that the US election was stolen for a decrepit criminal with an idiot for a sidekick.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (5kI0z)

107 They fukkin nailed it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (QSjkU)

108 Make America Respected Again.
Vote all Democrats out of office!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

109 Reminds me of that old joke about the American bragging to the Russian how he had the freedom to call the President a no-good SOB.
And the Russian retorts, he too can call the American President a no-good SOB.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (rtx6j)

110 SMH

Does this mean the Big Guy now has a 10% stake in the poppy fields?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (erOei)

111 Tote bags are twenty bucks, same as downtown.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (rm7UR)

112 The actor playing Harris is named Lola.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (NOfHY)

113 So by all means re-institute the indoor mask mandate like they just did in Blue Shithole Philly.

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (DJFLF)

114 You mean the Bidet hasn't given them enough by giving them a whole country full of modern weapons?
Posted by: Anna Puma
___

Guess not.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:47 PM (nXjQg)


If we are going to give them money, we should at least be buying our hardware back, though China is bidding up the price.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (yQpMk)

115 Twitter hasn't banned this yet?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (z9npv)

116 Vote all Democrats out of office!
___

Does that include the Republican ones, the ones that reveal themselves after they won?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (nXjQg)

117 Is any news providing a description of the subway shooter. I know he was wearing a gas mask .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (bv+Jn)

118 98 You mean the Bidet hasn't given them enough by giving them a whole country full of modern weapons?

Posted by: Anna Puma
------------------
Saudis actually pay for theirs and hire American tech firms to keep them up versus other crapholes that we gave weapons to.

Biden also backed away from supporting the Saudis versus the Houthis in Yemen who keep firing Iranian supplied missiles at Saudi Arabia. Saudis got a right to be pissed at American foreign policy today.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)

119 Does this mean the Big Guy now has a 10% stake in the poppy fields?

10% is merely Hunter's Personal Use allotment

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (dpnJh)

120 115 Twitter hasn't banned this yet?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (z9npv)


No, because Elon wouldn't like that.

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (DJFLF)

121 My suspicion is they paid them off to not publicly slaughter all the Americans the Biden admin left behind...

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (CYnTg)

122 China isn't going to do a thing with our hardware left in Afghanistan. They can't reach the pedals.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (z9npv)

123 >Remember Family Ties? The dad was a tv station manager for a PBS station.

Burt Gummer is so much more likeable and interesting.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (44ww/)

124 117 Is any news providing a description of the subway shooter. I know he was wearing a gas mask .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (bv+Jn)

I read it was a black-with-a-capital-B dude.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (NOfHY)

125 Does this mean the Big Guy now has a 10% stake in the poppy fields?
Posted by: Anna Puma
___

Heh, more like 18.5%.
Inflation, ya know.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (nXjQg)

126 32 I hate clown world, I want to go back and try another one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 12:37 PM (XvPQV)

We'd probably just draw another clown world. It's a trick deck, but we like to pretend they're fair cards.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (II3Gr)

127 If DeSantis decides to run against Trump in 24 it's a huge black mark against him. First of all, DeSantis already said he won't... so what changed? Second of all, what would be the point other than to dilute the Trump vote?
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (T+lAA)


I don't believe he would run against Trump in that case. For one thing, there's no real upside in doing so, and for another, he's got plenty of time to wait for a '28 bid. Continuing his "Free State of Florida" agenda for two whole terms as governor would be highly advantageous in itself, and I think he's smart enough to know that.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (bhRsz)

128 117 Is any news providing a description of the subway shooter. I know he was wearing a gas mask .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
------------------
Daily Mail and Fox has it as a black male wearing orange vest and mask. About 5 ft 5 or so.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (Iq9dF)

129 Shocked, shocked, etc

New York Lt. Gov. Charged for Allegedly Engaging in Bribery Scheme

https://bityl.co/BklG

Lt. Gov. Brian Benjamin has been charged with allegedly participating in a scheme that saw the Democrat get campaign contributions in exchange for wielding his official authority to get money for a nonprofit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:51 PM (yQpMk)

130 59 I like how they have Kama-lama-ding-dong in brown. Just like the ugly suits she wears. Guy playing her needed to grab the mic and spew out some jumbled nonsense too.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (sVtYq)

Very UPS!

Whatdoyamean I'm fired?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 12:51 PM (uO+/l)

131 87 Remember Family Ties? The dad was a tv station manager for a PBS station. When I was a yuute I didnt really know what PBS was all about. It was just some tv station. It was later on when I got the joke. Like how much of a leftie is the guy? Thiiiiiiiis much.

You need to take that back, that dude was the ultra-conservative gun-toting crazy patriot in famous movies such as TREMORS #1 thru #55.

/sarc

Posted by: Scott_T at April 12, 2022 12:51 PM (2waQ7)

132 Looks like the twitter mob/Big tech is gong to have to cancel Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2022 12:51 PM (MxEKc)

133 There is nothing funny about Biden. There is zero comedy to mine there. Much like Obama. What is funny about all the correct thinks?

Posted by: Tommy V at April 12, 2022 12:51 PM (GCivW)

134 The actor playing Harris is named Lola.
Posted by: Roy

Lola is a Dr. OZ fan,isn't he?

Posted by: The Next Strain at April 12, 2022 12:51 PM (GiAYj)

135 They fart in Biden's general direction. Kamala is always downwind of Shartacus.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (2graF)

136 90 Biden Has Given $1 Billion to Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan

https://tinyurl.com/mpwadwc8

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (nXjQg)


That's peanuts compared to what we're getting and will get! A billion dollars of weapons every two weeks so far, and we'll need a billion dollars of US weapons per month, in perpetuity, or Russia wins (believe me on this). I am still compiling the monthly list of the billions of dollars we'll need every month, forever, for humanitarian aid and reconstruction of glorious Ukraine cities and bridges and the new Presidential Palaces.

Posted by: Volodymyr at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (AMIL/)

137 Not quite as good as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHNflREF-sQ

But the fact the Saudis are doing it gets 10 bonus points

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (iDcra)

138 It would have been better if the guy actually bore some resemblance to Biden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (63Dwl)

139 Saudi TV, doing the job US tv dare not.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (jTmQV)

140 Just like All in the Family Mike was supposed to be the hero but the public loved Archie the hippy parents were supposed to be heroes but the public loved Alex

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (CYnTg)

141 we r fucked

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (yrol0)

142 Burt Gummer is so much more likeable and interesting.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (44ww/)
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I really hate that guy.

Posted by: Dead Graboid in Rec Room at April 12, 2022 12:52 PM (YFU8M)

143 don't know how free SA is

a woman wasn't free to play Kamala in that skit

Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (geLO8)

144 117 Is any news providing a description of the subway shooter. I know he was wearing a gas mask .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 12:49 PM (bv+Jn)

He had large glazed eyes and a looong face.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (Qhnrt)

145 132 Looks like the twitter mob/Big tech is gong to have to cancel Saudi Arabia.
----------------
I look forward to the collapse of CA's electrical grid. So many problems solved with that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (2graF)

146 Looks like the twitter mob/Big tech is gong to have to cancel Saudi Arabia.

I talk about Germany being beholden to Russia for natural gas, Joey has made the US once again beholden to Saudi Arabia.

Just turn the taps down a bit more Riyadh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (erOei)

147 How bad is it when a Middle Eastern nation is more willing than America to be funny?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (4olE8)

148 having said that, I hope TV in other countries piles on Brandon and Kneepads

Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (geLO8)

149 127 No, first he has to raise the Florida Legions and launch an invasion of Georgia before that place gets much more out of hand.

Once that is done the chances of election theft in '28 drop dramatically, clogged toilets notwithstanding, and the path to the White Outhouse will be clear.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (MkuC5)

150 It will be fine, we'll just burn more food...

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (CYnTg)

151 Was the subway shooter wearing a MAGA cap?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (QSjkU)

152 I'm thinking Simple Joe should enact comprehensive sanctions and call for sweeping legislation that will give the kingdom tactical nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (Wnd0C)

153 Does Senile Joe do the pointy thing? I thought Hillary was the pointer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

154 132 Looks like the twitter mob/Big tech is gong to have to cancel Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Ripley
-----------------
Probably not, Arab sovereign funds are a huge player in the equities markets and probably uncancellable and the Saudis also have most Arab governments supporting them versus Iranians. Facebook is already bleeding users, Twitter nearly got cancelled itself after Arab Spring, and Google ain't gonna go it alone.

Note that the whole Khashoggi worship bit did not get them cancelled.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (Iq9dF)

155 >> Is any news providing a description of the subway shooter. I know he was wearing a gas mask .


he was a troubled yoot

Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (geLO8)

156 The rest of Georgia should march on Atlanta...

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (CYnTg)

157 You need to take that back, that dude was the ultra-conservative gun-toting crazy patriot in famous movies such as TREMORS #1 thru #55.


He played a wife-killer who bonked prostitutes while mainlining a viagra-ecstasy cocktail on SVU.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

158 a woman wasn't free to play Kamala in that skit
___

Kinda hard to imitate anyone in a burka.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:55 PM (nXjQg)

159 Press conference wasn't all that revealing. I was hoping they would have a photo/video of the suspect to share with the public. Maybe at the next one.

Posted by: BPT at April 12, 2022 12:55 PM (OD6LJ)

160 i don't think they meant it to be funny. Just a hard slap to the face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 12:55 PM (QSjkU)

161 141 Yes.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 12, 2022 12:55 PM (MkuC5)

162 don't know how free SA is

a woman wasn't free to play Kamala in that skit
Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM

They beheaded him after the skit for having his skirt too short.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 12:55 PM (GwxCX)

163 Gotta love that American freedom.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:46 PM (nXjQg)


You must suppress your soul's desire for freedom.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 12, 2022 12:55 PM (AiZBA)

164 Does Senile Joe do the pointy thing? I thought Hillary was the pointer.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)
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It's more Trumpy, at least on the walk-in at the beginning. I think it's more of a generic "the president sucks" thing. They don't nail Biden very well in terms of mannerisms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (DU+/6)

165 Was the subway shooter wearing a MAGA cap?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM


And carrying a noose and some bleach!!!

Posted by: Juicy Smollyay at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (RkC6l)

166 143 don't know how free SA is

a woman wasn't free to play Kamala in that skit

Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (geLO


Maybe all women on Saudi TV must be veiled, and that would not work well for portraying the infidel Kamala.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (AMIL/)

167 Remember between 2008 and 2012 when Hollywood said there was nothing "funny" or worth making fun of in DC? I could at least understand the hero worship, however unfounded.

But now? It's clear they're just cowards and liars.

Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (gS3OW)

168 Assuming Kamala is an actual woman. The jury is still out on Michelle Obama remember.

We need a biologist to determine these things.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (erOei)

169 Was the subway shooter wearing a MAGA cap?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM
++++
By the time we write the evening headlines, you can be sure he was!

Posted by: The Press at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (DU+/6)

170 Lt. Gov. Brian Benjamin has been charged with allegedly participating in a scheme that saw the Democrat get campaign contributions in exchange for wielding his official authority to get money for a nonprofit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
------------------
Soon, NY like IL will allow politicians to run and hold office from jail just like the gang leaders run their operations.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (Iq9dF)

171 Well, he was at Subway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (GwxCX)

172 Lmao at the actor playing Kamala when she/he finally speaks.
Posted by: The Next Strain at April 12, 2022


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I hadn't realized it would be dubbed in English. Guess I should have known since it had Arabic subtitles. Good stuff!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 12:56 PM (txdEq)

173 Does this mean the Big Guy now has a 10% stake in the poppy fields?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:48 PM (erOei)


He's a fool if he is, everyone knows the real money is in Chinese Fentanyl

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 12:57 PM (xhaym)

174 Daily Mail and Fox has it as a black male wearing orange vest and mask. About 5 ft 5 or so.
Posted by: whig

Probably the consistent lack of cheese on his lunch time pizza slice caused him to go postal.

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 12:57 PM (GiAYj)

175 It's more Trumpy, at least on the walk-in at the beginning. I think it's more of a generic "the president sucks" thing. They don't nail Biden very well in terms of mannerisms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Probably because the actors don't have dementia.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:57 PM (Iq9dF)

176 Daily Mail and Fox has it as a black male wearing orange vest and mask. About 5 ft 5 or so.
Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:50 PM (Iq9dF)

Thanks. I just read Fox and didn't see it. I guess I got used to not reading content very well here at aos.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 12:57 PM (bv+Jn)

177 He played a wife-killer who bonked prostitutes while mainlining a viagra-ecstasy cocktail on SVU.

Lemme guess. He was also a preacher and/or a corporate exec with a framed picture of Trump on his wall?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2022 12:57 PM (nfrXX)

178 Probably the consistent lack of cheese on his lunch time pizza slice caused him to go postal. Posted by: Mookie
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Crotchety after his Amish church shunned him.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)

179 Daily Mail and Fox has it as a black male wearing orange vest and mask. About 5 ft 5 or so.
------------
Kevin Hart?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (YFU8M)

180 151 Was the subway shooter wearing a MAGA cap?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (QSjkU)


He'll be wearing a MAGA hat and holding a "ghost gun" in the photos and videos taken after NYPD shoots him seventy times to make sure he never talks.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (AMIL/)

181 179 Nah, too tall

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (CYnTg)

182
He played a wife-killer who bonked prostitutes while mainlining a viagra-ecstasy cocktail on SVU.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

You say that like it's a BAD thing

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (II3Gr)

183 More like the moldy cheese slid off his stale cracker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (erOei)

184 He played a wife-killer who bonked prostitutes while mainlining a viagra-ecstasy cocktail on SVU.

Lemme guess. He was also a preacher and/or a corporate exec with a framed picture of Trump on his wall?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2022 12:57 PM

Don't forget the American flag lapel pin and a southern accent, maybe cowboy boots too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (GwxCX)

185 Axios
@axios 2h
Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/4kktbhkm

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

186 In any case, didn't find it funny.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 12:40 PM (nXjQg)

Not even a little?

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (ZfR1U)

187 What is a ghost gun anyway like if I make the shooty hand gesture?

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (CYnTg)

188 CNN, walking... walking da mile.... dead network walking da mile...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (MkuC5)

189 I'm torn, how far can we go in calling for something anything to replace or remove the criminal in chief. Vote harder? 25th.... Some other mechanism. What can be done? He is a failure in every way. The longer he is in office the more dangerous he gets. Economics,war,growth of everything we stand against. We joke about smod or nuke from orbit. We need real opinions. I fear midterm elections aren't soon enough to box him in. He is doing real damage to real people. Not just Americans to the rest of the World as well.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 12, 2022 01:00 PM (0OmEj)

190 What is a ghost gun anyway like if I make the shooty hand gesture?
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM

It shoots ghost bullets, duh!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 01:00 PM (GwxCX)

191 Assuming Kamala is an actual woman. The jury is still out on Michelle Obama remember.

We need a biologist to determine these things.
Posted by: Anna Puma

A dermatologist to determine whether skin tags or genitals.

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2022 01:00 PM (GiAYj)

192 Hopefully, those shot had been vaxxed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:00 PM (2graF)

193 He'll be wearing a MAGA hat and holding a "ghost gun" in the photos and videos taken after NYPD shoots him seventy times to make sure he never talks.
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 12:58 PM (AMIL/)

They'll fire 70 times, hit him twice, and take out 5 innocent bystanders, 3 dogs, and poor Susie Connell's goldfish from three blocks away.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 01:00 PM (II3Gr)

194 Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/4kktbhkm

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

They shouldn't have bothered with adoption. Should have gone with the Kermit Gosnell Special and made it a three for one with MSNBC and Fux.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 01:00 PM (ZfR1U)

195 don't know how free SA is

a woman wasn't free to play Kamala in that skit

Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 12:53 PM (geLO
===

Sure there was but the man has a better resemblance and stature.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (iDcra)

196 It's like Saturday Night Alive but with Dick Morris and slightly funnier.

Posted by: E. Boehlert slightly misshapen bike helmet at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (6fqJL)

197 If it's wrong for ghosts to have guns, then I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (YFU8M)

198 Got some fig cookies from the halal market.
1st Saudi product I've ever bought didn't come in a tanker.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (FhXTo)

199 I think SNL needs to be sent to Saudi Arabia to learn how to actually be funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (sVtYq)

200 Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/4kktbhkm
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (NpAcC)
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It's just so unfair.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (DU+/6)

201 I can see Discovery pushing all of the big dollar people at CNN into plus, then shutting it down. Good money saving move.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (5kI0z)

202 13 Biden has made the US a laughingstock all over the world.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (NpAcC)

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a) I wonder if the White House puppet masters have seen this?
b) What do they think about it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (DcKNO)

203 Couldn't find a goiter-afflicted actor for Kailla.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (buTO7)

204 167 Remember between 2008 and 2012 when Hollywood said there was nothing "funny" or worth making fun of in DC? I could at least understand the hero worship, however unfounded.

But now? It's clear they're just cowards and liars.

Posted by: red speck
----------------------
No, most celebrities are partners with Dems and play a PR/fundraising role for the party. Even if they privately don't care, their handlers make sure that a celebrity makes the right public enemies which is the half of the nation leaning and voting right.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (Iq9dF)

205 Not funny!

Posted by: Jen Psaki & The Greek Chorus at Democratic Underground at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

206 While Gov. Kathy Hochul was speaking at the press conference, she was getting slammed on her FB page.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (NpAcC)

207 Worldwide, respect for the United States and its leaders have never been greater! Norms restored after that awful pussy grabbing, mean tweeting, orange man.

Posted by: MFM at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (4I/2K)

208 Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/4kktbhkm
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM

Look I am not an economic wiz. But CNN's ratings were slightly higher than the public access school lunch menu. WTF made people think they'd pay for more crappy programming?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (GwxCX)

209 Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (NpAcC)
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Yeah, no shit. They went immediately to that "50% off for life" thing, which says two things very clearly:
1. Nobody's buying
2. "Life" won't be very long

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)

210 Ok that was funny. Simple good natured ribbing. Harness mostly.....but the big guy can't take even that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2022 01:03 PM (rjpjQ)

211 >>>What is a ghost gun anyway like if I make the shooty hand gesture?

>Forget about ghost guns, how many ghost SUVs will we allow to crash into our food courts?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 12, 2022 01:03 PM (Wnd0C)

212 I saw some of the shooting victims had dropped their masks. I assume they will properly be chastised for this including a fine.

Posted by: SamIam at April 12, 2022 01:03 PM (oasF3)

213 So, the superspreader dinner, everyone vaxxed, one in seven come down with the coof.

Bet NONE were hospitalized.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2022 01:03 PM (KiBMU)

214 *pauses*

A comic book that would never be made into television?

Woman cop who becomes a ghost armed with twin .45s to extract Justice in the material world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 01:03 PM (erOei)

215 Biden has made the US a laughingstock all over the world.
----
To be fair, we deserve it for allowing him into office.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 12, 2022 01:03 PM (TJXo1)

216 This redhead doesn't watch CNN and has less than no interest in CNN+:
https://is.gd/vexD6K

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

217 We have a ghost president. Why not ghost guns?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 01:04 PM (sVtYq)

218 201 I can see Discovery pushing all of the big dollar people at CNN into plus, then shutting it down. Good money saving move.

Posted by: Thomas Paine
-----------------------------
Good model for the next Republican president. Move the agencies' high ranking officials to Kiska or Attu Islands in the Aleutians.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 01:04 PM (Iq9dF)

219 Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/4kktbhkm

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

The dogs are refusing to eat the repackaged, new & improved! dog food. LOLing all the live long day!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 01:04 PM (4I/2K)

220 Next I want to see Saudi Arabia's take on Durham.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 01:04 PM (Un6zc)

221 WTF made people think they'd pay for more crappy programming?
--------------
Cuz Top Men and Trannies. But mostly Trannies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (2graF)

222 Dramatic cuts are expected for CNN+ in response to the subscription service's low adoption rate, two sources tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/4kktbhkm
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 12:59 PM

The canning of tater will be spectacular.

Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)

223 I can see Discovery pushing all of the big dollar people at CNN into plus, then shutting it down. Good money saving move.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 01:01 PM (5kI0z)
++++
This thought (well, similar) crossed my mind, too.

Whoops! We're bankrupt! Sorry!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (DU+/6)

224 So CNN+ has gone from the Decimation cost cutting model to the Extermination cost cutting model?

They hired Daleks for HR?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (erOei)

225 French journalist makes the claim that the US is in charge of everything on the ground in Ukraine

https://tinyurl.com/yckn9xb9

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (xhaym)

226 The canning of tater will be spectacular.
Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)
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Do they make canned potatoes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (DU+/6)

227 It just wouldn't be the same movie without ghost guns, horses, and motorcycles.

Posted by: Ghostrider at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (a3Q+t)

228 Next I want to see Saudi Arabia's take on Durham.

--

No, Rachel Levine!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

229 The whole world has noticed the adults are back in charge.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2022 01:06 PM (DcKNO)

230 "*NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (P4LRL) "

amazing, spot-on summation !
putting that on a tape loop could save the American taxpayers at least a billion $/yr.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 12, 2022 01:06 PM (enSii)

231 In Trump's America we laugh at world.

In Biden's America, world laugh at us.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 01:06 PM (iDcra)

232 215 Biden has made the US a laughingstock all over the world.
----
To be fair, we deserve it for allowing him into office.
-----------
That's cuz our Supreme Court got intimidated by Obama's Domestic Army. Things will be better now that Judge Jumanji is aboard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (2graF)

233 This redhead doesn't watch CNN and has less than no interest in CNN+:
https://is.gd/vexD6K
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

The TJM lamp is lit.

Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (SH2Zi)

234 I'm hearing the subway shooting was not terrorism. Which mean probably reaction to institutional racism or possibly global warming.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (MxEKc)

235


Ghost Gun rRider, starring Nicolas Cage's flaming chakra.

Posted by: General Disarray at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (hYLGm)

236 There was a time really long ago where this would have cut at the patriot in me, and pissed me off a little. Even if it was someone like Carter. It would be like "yeah he's a shitstain but he's OUR shitstain, so keep ma preznits name ouch yo damn mouth".

That time has long since passed. These commie rat fucks are ALL fair game and I don't care who the fuck does it or what they say.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (Un6zc)

237 Look I am not an economic wiz. But CNN's ratings were slightly higher than the public access school lunch menu. WTF made people think they'd pay for more crappy programming?

Posted by: Minnfidel
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Loss leader for WB execs to pontificate. John Malone wants Discovery to actually make a buck so CNN+ is probably going bye bye along with the baggage high priced 'talent' from the old regime.

Best use of CNN+ streaming would be Headline News with cheap newsreaders but that niche is already occupied.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (Iq9dF)

238 206 While Gov. Kathy Hochul was speaking at the press conference, she was getting slammed on her FB page.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 01:02 PM (NpAcC)


Jokel said she's sick and tired of the headlines about violent crime in NYC, and she's going to devote all the resources of the State to do something about it!

Call me when crime goes down in NYC. If there is still electricity for cell towers by the time crime goes down in NYC.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 01:07 PM (AMIL/)

239 Raheem J. Kassam
@RaheemKassam
Another Conspiracy Dies As U.S. Border Agents are 'Cleared' of Migrant 'Whipping' Claims.

https://tinyurl.com/4evacw6m

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

240 The mocking will continue until...well, nothing will improve so never mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (FAxhf)

241 CNN Business Model.

Views are dismal for free content.
Let's make people pay for it!

This is literally what happened.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (DcKNO)

242
The canning of tater will be spectacular.
Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022


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I read that as "The caning of Tater." Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (txdEq)

243 Any news about the subway shooter yet? Here's the latest I've seen as of 57 seconds ago (literally, it said that when I was reading the link):

"Police described the suspected shooter as a man about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 170 pounds. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt in addition to the green vest."

Be on the lookout for a man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (bm04m)

244 Memba that time Jim Carey made gentle fun of Biden on SNL. Never invited back. Blackballed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (rjpjQ)

245 The rest of the world always hated us because they were envious but now they hate us because we are incompetent and unreliable.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (bv+Jn)

246 Do they make canned potatoes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (DU+/6)

Yep. Thinking about canning some myself, and carrots, for a quick and easy stew from canned stew meat.

Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (SH2Zi)

247 Tater will suck all the dicks to keep his job, ALL THE DICKS

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (CYnTg)

248 This post is from 30 mins in the future, according to my clock. Couple questions:

-Did we finally nail down fusion?

-any good leaked nudes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

249 236: yep. All done with this shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (AGz39)

250 I'm hearing the subway shooting was not terrorism. Which mean probably reaction to institutional racism or possibly global warming.
Posted by: Ripley


They haven't even caught the guy, but they know what it wasn't. Riiiiiiiight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (Ek4HO)

251 I read that as "The caning of Tater." Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (txdEq)

Yours is better.

Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (SH2Zi)

252 Best use of CNN+ streaming would be Headline News with cheap newsreaders but that niche is already occupied.
--------------
I would suggest Pron but what do I know about entertainment.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (2graF)

253 "Police described the suspected shooter as a man about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 170 pounds. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt in addition to the green vest."
------------
Suspect is hatless.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (YFU8M)

254 It is funny how everybody forgets so easily.
For some reminders of hoe bad ny gets, watch some TV shows from the 60s, 70s, and 80s.

Posted by: Y5 at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (H7I01)

255 The canning of tater will be spectacular.
Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
Do they make canned potatoes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022


***
They used to make those crisp potato sticks in cans. Do they still?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq)

256 Your odds of dying of the coof are about halfway between dying from all preventable causes and suicide...if you're over 90:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3jhb5n
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 12:45 PM (DJFLF)

Another fecking Twatter link. Sorry, kallisto, but that screenshot is plum unreadable on my 23" monitor. The Twatter poster should have provided links to the original documents. Of course, I will not rule out the notion that the Twatter censors are deliberately making truthful information unreadable...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (P3gRi)

257 How can we tell if he is a man? We are not biologists after all...

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (CYnTg)

258 249 236: yep. All done with this shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (AGz39)

Double yep.

Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

259 "They hired Daleks for HR?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (erOei) "

If only !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (enSii)

260 They haven't even caught the guy, but they know what it wasn't. Riiiiiiiight.

--

He left a note signed by his mom.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (sVtYq)

261 247 Tater will suck all the dicks to keep his job, ALL THE DICKS
---------------
Didn't work for Shep. And he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (2graF)

262 189 I'm torn, how far can we go in calling for something anything to replace or remove the criminal in chief. Vote harder? 25th.... Some other mechanism. What can be done? He is a failure in every way. The longer he is in office the more dangerous he gets. Economics,war,growth of everything we stand against. We joke about smod or nuke from orbit. We need real opinions. I fear midterm elections aren't soon enough to box him in. He is doing real damage to real people. Not just Americans to the rest of the World as well.

Posted by: USNtakim
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A hard rain is gonna fall, it falls harder if you have stupid and evil elites.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (Iq9dF)

263 253 "Police described the suspected shooter as a man about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 170 pounds. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt in addition to the green vest."
------------
Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (YFU8M)

Tom Cruise?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (dNqv+)

264 243 Any news about the subway shooter yet? Here's the latest I've seen as of 57 seconds ago (literally, it said that when I was reading the link):

"Police described the suspected shooter as a man about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 170 pounds. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt in addition to the green vest."

Be on the lookout for a man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at



ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE MEDIA JUST ASSUMED THE GENDER OF THE SHOOTER

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (rjpjQ)

265 new thread upstairs you malcontents

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (DJFLF)

266 Yup. They still make potato stix in a can. My mother used to love those things.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (aW5/6)

267 Its a pity no one at Twitter has to show up for work. Good things could happen if they did.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (2graF)

268 {Fade In}

A man sits at a desk, writing on a piece of paper. He looks powerful and in charge. It is Durham.

{Fade out}

[TITLE CARD] 10 Years Later

{Fade In}

A man sits at a desk, writing on a piece of paper. He looks powerful and in charge. It is Durham.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (c9svS)

269 Holy cow, NBC New York doesn't even have the decency not to isolate their news feed on the shooting from their regular programming. They've got some blonde bimbo and gay dude walking around talking about a shopping robot in the autoplay video on the page of the shooting

https://tinyurl.com/2p88rfj9

Way to go, dumbasses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (bm04m)

270 I would suggest Pron but what do I know about entertainment.

Posted by: Puddinhead
--------------
Headlight News Service?

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (Iq9dF)

271 65 I will have to wait to hear what the whispery NPR voices tell me to think.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 12:35 PM (yQpMk)

From the "funny things Morons have posted" file:

*NPR Whisper*
Good morning, from NPR news in Washington, this is some chick with a soporific voice. Trump sucks, America is racist, and my boss is feeling me up. Please donate.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 12:41 PM (P4LRL)

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: m at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (4vwwZ)

272 Now I want a can of Potato Stix...

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 01:11 PM (CYnTg)

273 "Police described the suspected shooter as a man about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 170 pounds. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt in addition to the green vest."
------------
Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Will no one buy this man a hat????

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (Ek4HO)

274 266 Yup. They still make potato stix in a can. My mother used to love those things.
----------
Dittos my Grandmother. I liked them too as a kid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (2graF)

275 t is funny how everybody forgets so easily. For some reminders of hoe bad ny gets, watch some TV shows from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Posted by: Y5 at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (H7I01)

I remember the Taxi Driver/Death Wish New York. French Connection was pretty much a documentary, too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (BMmaB)

276 Nood

Posted by: Guzalot at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (c1V25)

277 I can never get Twatter to load. Was it funny? Was it a SNL Saudi skit?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (FAxhf)

278 248 This post is from 30 mins in the future, according to my clock. Couple questions:

-Did we finally nail down fusion?

-any good leaked nudes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

The good news is that fusion did occur.

The bad news is that said fusion was a bit more uncontrollable and widespread than anticipated (and distributed via missiles) and I'm typing this from an underground Vault.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (Rl7KJ)

279 They used to make those crisp potato sticks in cans. Do they still?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq)

I have not seen those in a while. There are always pringles, or the other version 'Stax'. (Which seem to be harder pringles.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (dNqv+)

280
Suspect is hatless.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM


see? it wasn't me

cereal, I gots fifty quatloos that says when they catch this guy, he has a "ghost gun"

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (DUIap)

281 The perp has dark hair.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (AGz39)

282 "255 The canning of tater will be spectacular.
Posted by: flounder at April 12, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
Do they make canned potatoes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022
***
They used to make those crisp potato sticks in cans. Do they still?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq) "


yes, to both !
what a wonderful world !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (enSii)

283 Well at least it isn't a one-armed man

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (erOei)

284 They've got some blonde bimbo and gay dude walking around talking about a shopping robot in the autoplay video on the page of the shooting

No King Harv, I'm sure.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2022 01:13 PM (BMmaB)

285 254 It is funny how everybody forgets so easily.
For some reminders of hoe bad ny gets, watch some TV shows from the 60s, 70s, and 80s.

Posted by: Y5 at April 12, 2022 01:

Please don't. I'm trying to forget "freak number 4".

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 12, 2022 01:13 PM (rjpjQ)

286 >>>I'm hearing the subway shooting was not terrorism.

>Absolutely this is terrorism. Premeditated. Gas weapons. Chemical weapons. Gas masks. Probably a dry run from Vladimir Putin.

Posted by: Simple Joe at April 12, 2022 01:14 PM (Wnd0C)

287 There was a time really long ago where this would have cut at the patriot in me, and pissed me off a little. Even if it was someone like Carter. It would be like "yeah he's a shitstain but he's OUR shitstain, so keep ma preznits name ouch yo damn mouth".

--

I'm right there with you. There is no allegiance I feel with Joe Biden, or his entire crop of anti-Americans. They're out to destroy the country I love. It's their main mission and has been for a long time. They aim to bulldoze their way to their goals, and rip us apart limb from limb to do it. Screw them all. Not an ounce of respect left for any of them from me. They deserve nothing but ridicule.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 12, 2022 01:14 PM (sVtYq)

288 The rest of Georgia should march on Atlanta...
Posted by: steevy

Realistically, counties in Georgia and counties in states like Georgia should secede to neighboring red states to escape their Capitol and other hostile Urban areas, who have for decades caused irreparable harm to the rest of the state while soaking up all the gibs and businesses leaving the rest to die.

Posted by: President Jefferson Davis at April 12, 2022 01:14 PM (FsXsF)

289 A man sits at a desk, writing on a piece of paper. He looks powerful and in charge. It is Durham.

Posted by: ...
-----------------------
You left out the paper that has the same sentence repeated over and over again
--'All work and no play makes John a Dull Boy'.

Fade to Black.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2022 01:14 PM (Iq9dF)

290 If you search for NYC on Twitter, the second hit is from Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D, who I have seen on Twitter before.

She works at the University of Maryland, and her specialities are: "Studying mis/disinformation, cognitive security, mediated communication, & crises", by which, of course, she means that mis/disinformation is what those evil Right Wingers do.

Her insight:

Can't wait for people to try to turn this shooting in Brooklyn into a story of NYC being one giant crime scene even though mass shootings literally happen every day all across the country.

Nothing to see here! Happens every day!

Of course, had it been a white guy in a MAGA hat opening fire, she would have considered this the most important story of the year.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 12, 2022 01:15 PM (I2/tG)

291 His photo will be released after he's been filtered to be white enough, as they do.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 12, 2022 01:16 PM (buTO7)

292 Tater will suck all the dicks to keep his job, ALL THE DICKS

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 01:09 PM (CYnTg)
===

He'll do that even if he doesn't get to keep his job.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 01:16 PM (iDcra)

293 I give it a 6 out of 10, the biden character sounds like kissinger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2022 01:17 PM (lgeFv)

294 >>>I'm hearing the subway shooting was not terrorism.

It's traditional. Before the most basic facts of the attack are established, the FBI rushes out to announce that the attack was not terrorism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 12, 2022 01:17 PM (I2/tG)

295
Look I am not an economic wiz. But CNN's ratings were slightly higher than the public access school lunch menu.


Today's "Cannot Miss!" special --
steamed winter veggies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 12, 2022 01:17 PM (pNxlR)

296 This hot little model in blue makes you wonder how fast is too fast

https://tinyurl.com/v53ymvk3

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 01:18 PM (xhaym)

297
Without ghost guns how will we kill the ghosts?

Who ya gonna call?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2022 01:18 PM (lgeFv)

298 239 Raheem J. Kassam
@RaheemKassam
Another Conspiracy Dies As U.S. Border Agents are 'Cleared' of Migrant 'Whipping' Claims.

https://tinyurl.com/4evacw6m

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 01:08 PM (NpAcC)


I read they have been cleared of possible criminal charges, but not of possible violations of Border Patrol and DHS policies. Klain has no doubt told Mayorkas to fire them for policy reasons to avoid embarrassing Brandon if nothing is done to the agents he condemned on national TV. I wonder how they will force the agents to sign a draconian non-disclosure agreement. Lock them into a room with old Psaki press conferences played endlessly on speakers until they break?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 01:18 PM (AMIL/)

299 and the Saudi's have not been our friends since 9/11

Posted by: bigG at April 12, 2022 01:19 PM (9tuKL)

300
Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Last seen doing the safety dance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 01:20 PM (63Dwl)

301 Ghost gun is just built from parts with no serial numbers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 01:25 PM (QSjkU)

302 De Santis can't run as Trump's VP, unfortunately. Can't have the President and the Vice President from the same state. Says so in the Constitution. Maybe Trump would move to another state? It would be a bad, bad look for De Santis to leave Florida merely to run with Trump.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at April 12, 2022 01:27 PM (zSyrn)

303 Transgender Handy-capable Daleks finally defeat the Asexual Cybermen and stop their plan to remove any ramp and install stairs in every quarry and old power station in England.

Posted by: The BBC Writers Guild at April 12, 2022 01:28 PM (32x3R)

304 NY is so fucked!

Brian Benjamin, who was appointed Lt. Governor by Democrat New York Governor Kathy Hochul, has been arrested. According to the NY Daily News:

Lt. Gov. Brian Benjamin surrendered to federal authorities to face campaign finance fraud charges related to his failed city comptroller campaign.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 01:29 PM (yrol0)

305 303 Transgender Handy-capable Daleks finally defeat the Asexual Cybermen and stop their plan to remove any ramp and install stairs in every quarry and old power station in England.
Posted by: The BBC Writers Guild at April 12, 2022 01:28 PM (32x3R)

If your very bad alien overloads can be stopped 1 inch door thresh hold things are not that bad!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 01:31 PM (yrol0)

306 The wanton cries of Chrissie Wallace's laminations are food for the soul.

*sniffs the air. smells desperation. giggles*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2022 01:31 PM (BFigT)

307 301 Ghost gun is just built from parts with no serial numbers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2022 01:25 PM (QSjkU)

Actually it is just the frame that is stamped and recorded.

Here is a full sized glock 9 knock off that uses off the shelf parts.

https://tinyurl.com/273mbfty

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 01:33 PM (yrol0)

308 306 The wanton cries of Chrissie Wallace's laminations are food for the soul.

*sniffs the air. smells desperation. giggles*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2022 01:31 PM (BFigT)

Too bad I am not a biologist as I then could tell if the lamentations were from a woman!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 01:34 PM (yrol0)

309 Which season of "Hoarders" will this be run in ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at April 12, 2022 01:41 PM (mu5GU)

310 You know you suck when Saudi Social Media is dunking on you.

Posted by: Gridlock at April 12, 2022 02:46 PM (EMilw)

311 They behead people for being homosexual
Hard to see them have any comedic standing

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 12, 2022 03:27 PM (t4poC)

312 Nic update.

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (614UO)

313 The good news is that fusion did occur.

The bad news is that said fusion was a bit more uncontrollable and widespread than anticipated (and distributed via missiles) and I'm typing this from an underground Vault.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2022 01:12 PM (Rl7KJ)



On the bright side, there is time now..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 11:54 PM (yQpMk)

314 okay, this was brilliant.

Posted by: Isolden at April 13, 2022 01:22 PM (dB99g)

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