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Rachel Walensky and the CDC Allowed Teachers Unions, Not "Science," to Dictate the Nation's School Closing and Masking Policies
B-b-b-but I thought they Loved The Science (TM).
Are grade school teachers now Scientists? Do they have degrees in Education Science?I know that's already-known information, I just want to highlight it. Don't make me be cruel to you.
Republicans expose 'uncommon' CDC, teachers' union ties on COVID school reopening guidance in report Republicans accuse Walensky of downplaying the degree to which the CDC departed from past practice to allow AFT to affect the policymaking process
EXCLUSIVE: Republican lawmakers who sit on the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Crisis are releasing a report Wednesday revealing a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) official's testimony claiming that the agency coordinated with teachers' unions at an extraordinary level in crafting its school reopening guidance, despite the agency's earlier claims that such coordination was routine and nonpolitical. In the interim report, exclusively reviewed by Fox News Digital, Republicans wrote that emails between the American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the White House, and the CDC showed that the AFT's "cozy relationship with the Biden administration's political leadership at the CDC positioned the union to impose line-by-line edits" to the reopening guidance, despite the CDC's "past practice to keep guidance confidential." Fox News previously reported in October on emails obtained by Americans for Public Trust that showed the AFT and the National Education Association, the two largest teachers' unions in the U.S., received a copy of the guidance before the CDC released it to the public.
And... Biden is trying to cover it up by forbidding Walke from answering questions:
On Feb. 11, 2021 one day before the CDC publicly posted the guidance, AFT's senior director of health issues, Kelly Trautner, emailed CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky asking her to insert the line: "In the event high-community transmission results from a new variant of SARS-CoV-2, a new update of these guidelines may be necessary." The emails revealed that Walensky forwarded the email to Dr. Henry Walke, director of the CDC's Center for Preparedness and Response, who then revised the guidance in accordance with AFT's request. The emails also revealed that CDC officials coordinated an early release of the final guidance to the AFT before releasing it to the public. The Republicans' report Wednesday says the Biden administration provided the teachers' unions "unprecedented access to the policymaking process for guidance on re-opening schools." "Documents and testimony show, however, that Director Walensky downplayed the degree to which CDC departed from past practice to allow AFT to affect the policymaking process. In fact, CDC allowed AFT to insert language into the Operational Guidance that made it more likely schools across the country would remain closed after February 2021," says the report. The report features new testimony from Walke in a Feb. 18, 2022 interview, saying the level with which the CDC coordinated with the teachers unions was "uncommon," and that the CDC does not typically share guidance outside the agency.
The "guidance" was edited at the request of the teachers unions -- and those edits were designed to provide "scientific" cover for the teachers to shut down schools.
The report states the Biden administration's lawyers would not allow Walke to answer questions pertaining to why the CDC allowed this level of coordination with the teachers' unions. "When Republican staff asked Dr. Walke questions to that effect, a Biden Administration lawyer instructed him not to answer," says the report. "Because lawyers for the Biden Administration prevented a key witness from explaining why the CDC allowed AFT to write key portions of its guidance for re-opening schools, there are still several unanswered questions. This matter should be investigated further."
Meanwhile: Randy Weingartner of the AFT wants CRT and gender theory to be taught to all children.
In a joint statement provided exclusively to Fox News Digital, Republican Reps. Steve Scalise and James Comer accused President Biden of rewarding one of his biggest political donors while millions of children suffered from school closures. "The facts are clear: Biden's CDC overrode routine practice to allow a radical teachers union that donated millions of dollars to Democrat campaigns to bypass scientific norms and rewrite official agency guidance," Scalise and Comer wrote. "The damaging edits by union bosses effectively kept thousands of schools shuttered across the country, locking millions of children out of their classrooms. The Biden Administration abandoned medical science and replaced it with political science to reward one of their largest donors, harming millions of children in the process. They bypassed the science to put union bosses ahead of children.
4 DeSantis stepped in a huge pile of shit by signing that bill. Political observers know that almost all statewide elections in FL in recent years have been won by 1-2% very slim margins. A new poll shows him ahead of all 3 potential rivals by only 16-24%.DeSantis' lead is greatly overstated there -- it's like 6%, supposedly, according to the leftwing propaganda media -- but the joke makes it worth it.
Do better, DeSantis.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2022 12:16 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:16 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2022 12:16 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:17 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 31, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Boone at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (ANguo)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
I mean, I know, why, because the country is corrupt, but still...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (J8ILO)
Also, my dad won the Shewhart Medal a few years back. He's big stats guy.
He shits on biostatisticians all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (Ez6QX)
We have pushed firmly into double-digits on people acquaintances and family who have died post-jab.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (ns4uC)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
A lot of teachers I know claim they are heroes, as Philly's public schools are some of the worst in the country.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:17 PM
While I agree they are fighting for our kids, I suspect they are fighting to have sex with them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2022 12:20 PM (rJ48h)
My kid's school has been mask free for 8 months. No one has died from covid. No one has been hospitalized from covid.
You are a dumbfuck waste of human genetics.
Please end your existence for the good of mankind.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (W2Pud)
She's going anyway. Jeez.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2022 12:20 PM (rJ48h)
Let 'em focus on "gun safety".
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (AwYPR)
I thought it was closer to 2%.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (PL2Az)
Posted by: Ace at 12:16 PM
So.... What's the plan, boss? How do we jettison this poisonous pile of weeds? I sure as hell don't intend to just give them the whole damned thing. That's what they want. They want us to be so repulsed by their insanity that we walk away and give the country to them.
Not gonna fucking happen.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 31, 2022 12:21 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 31, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)
Yuuuuup. And big bucks to Big Pharma.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (iDcra)
F that. Cut it by 300% -- make 'em give back what they pissed away over the last two years.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (nfrXX)
The good news is that the biostatistician is Canadian. He's also locked down his Twitter account.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (5kI0z)
Trust the "science" -- what are Weingarten's science credentials???
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (MmndN)
Cruel to be kind.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022
***
In the right measure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
To a Horde that's true
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Vic at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (mZwKe)
Political observers know that almost all statewide elections in FL in recent years have been won by 1-2% very slim margins.
A new poll shows him ahead of all 3 potential rivals by only 16-24%.
Do better, DeSantis.
Posted by: It's happening at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (B/g/o)
Posted by: Ace at 12:16 PM
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Yep. That about sums it up. I find those terms acceptable. Now, how do we go about expelling this evil from our country?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
You're sexy when you're mad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (VpIIl)
I try not to.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (vuisn)
I hope it's just that this sort of push back is not being reported. If I had kids in school and this shit was going down there would be numerous capitol offenses on my lengthy rap sheet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
They can't diddle your children anymore, thanks to that prick DeSantis!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (Xrfse)
*
I thought it was closer to 2%.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022
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It's 10-12% if there is literally no one near you. And by "near you" I mean in the same county. And by "the same county" I mean one of those big empty counties in New Mexico with more cattle than people.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (txdEq)
You're sexy when you're mad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Don't tease me.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Idiot.
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (STtoA)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (VpIIl)
The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
H. L. Mencken
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (yrol0)
You're sexy when you're mad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Don't tease me.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Looks like someone might get extra bacon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: 13times at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (/MCYC)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (xxTWX)
But as of that time, 70+ years of research had shown no efficacy of general mask use (none), and very very very weak evidence of very very small benefit from *N95 use IN A CLINICAL SETTING*. That's it.
The whole CDC/"teachers" thing here is 3.7% of the scandal, as degrading and pathetic as it is. The actual science, that shows masks have no role in influenza mitigation*, and that this is well established, is 96.3% of the scandal.
* narrator: there *is* no such thing as "influenza" mitigation, as science and history conclusively demonstrate
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)
The scientific evidence is that cloth masks don't work. Follow The Science.
Why are you getting upset over something as trivial as wearing a mask?
Posted by: Biostatistician! at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (CZVKQ)
"Biostatistician"
"Bioethicist"
"Biogender studies"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (K5n5d)
How's about some consequences.
Posted by: Iblis at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (g6c4t)
Don't make me be cruel to you."
Not your best work, Prosaic Pete.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (QYPq3)
These days it just might. Or at minimum spare at least one child from predation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (II3Gr)
I would call that complete failure on the part of teachers, not heroism.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 12:27 PM (5kI0z)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxhyEBiq5qY
Roll to 1:36 and tell me you would let any child be alone with this "guy?"
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:27 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (+ftau)
And falling into the swamp?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:27 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 31, 2022 12:28 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 31, 2022 12:28 PM (xxTWX)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:28 PM (+ftau)
If I understand it correctly, they are claiming it is their job to support their students' exploration and development of their gender and sexual identity. They imply -- and sometimes even say outright -- that they must do this because parents do not support/foster gender identity. They've also embraced fostering students' political and moral identities.
This is so far over the line it is shocking.
More people need to tell them: THIS IS NOT YOUR JOB.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 12:28 PM (MmndN)
Now, you can be safe AND look like a Marvel Dark Superhero!
No more floppy, femmy medical masks which provide no safety at all!
Now, you can be Totally Isolated from those germ-laden bags of disease and potentially incorrect politics swarming around you at Starbucks-
Presenting the "Dyson Zone":
https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-announces-air-
purifying-headphones-for-2022/
Breathe Easy, America!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 12:28 PM (LV9Tl)
https://nitter.net/Bradtk421/status/
1509163748472336385
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022
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I know at least 2 people I want to send that to. One will call it "Fox News disinformation," and the other will say, "I feel safer with a mask." Not much point, is there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 12:28 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Head puddi at March 31, 2022 12:29 PM (4qgP3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (II3Gr)
Yeah, I was going to say "actually, let's do it. I'm all for it."
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:29 PM (QYPq3)
You've noticed that the current tactic is "safe storage" because who could be against that, right? There's a big billboard paid for by Brady or Moms Demand (which IIUC are really the same thing) near my little semi-rural town touting that. Of course, once it becomes a law instead of just good advice, there will have to be standards and mandatory record keeping and surprise inspections to be sure that the standards are being met. But it's just about safety and responsibility you see.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2022 12:29 PM (nfrXX)
She has actually never worked as a Neuroscientist. She is an actress. Period. Just like Dr. Jill and the brilliant legal mind of Michelle Obama, they are worthless degrees to these women as they have only be used for social/ego climbing.
Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2022 12:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022
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Yeah, Shakespeare didn't have them in his day, or he'd have changed the dialog in his play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 12:30 PM (txdEq)
He makes shit up and demands that it be accepted as true. Standard leftist playbook.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2022 12:30 PM (T/s40)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:30 PM (VpIIl)
If you only needed one revealing episode to demonstrate the degradation of the whole place, *all* parties save scattered individuals who bother to think and dig, there it was. Of course such evidence was redundant to anyone paying attention.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:30 PM (OTzUX)
https://twitter.com/___rund/status/
1509154933349703692
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (UHVv4)
It has all been bullshit fro the beginning and so many people fell in line to the charade.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (iDcra)
and the other part of that decision making stat, is how much harm masks do.
Direct harm to health (harder to breathe through, get moist and can hold bacteria, 10-12% IF worn perfectly and not reused)
Social damage .. can't see friendly faces, can't read their expressions, promotes fear and isolations
Learning damage: Children (especially) can't learn as well, don't socially develop as well, as has been proven. Builds culture of fear of the other, obedience training.
Harm greatly outweighs the little good. Add in the monstrous shut down of society except BigTech and BigBoxStore ... and it was an outright War on small business (mostly MAGA types). Agenda 21 (and other Davos type warfare) announced their war in advance, are still following through.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (soOQJ)
There was a study a few decades ago about masks even in a surgical setting. Guess what? They don't do much even there.
IOW, it doesn't really matter if the surgeons and nurses in the actual OR wear masks or not.
Masks have always been sort of sterility theater. Make people feel safe and sterile, when they're not.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (7stnK)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 12:32 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: RAMONES at March 31, 2022 12:32 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: National Review the Shiny New Jen Rubin of Conservative Urinalism at March 31, 2022 12:32 PM (jV+aN)
These people pretending to be "teachers" would become irrelevant overnight.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:32 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (mFZ3o)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (SWi3y)
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (Vr12I)
If you open this link in a private / anon. window, you can read / access the replies [intelligent and moronic] even though the original twatt is now by invitation only, so to speak.
https://twitter.com/IMGrund/status/
1509154933349703692
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (II3Gr)
Looks like someone might get extra bacon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (II3Gr)
WINNING!
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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PJ Media highlighted a poll that had DeSantis up by almost 30 over both opponents with about 20% undecided.
I mean...not likely, but it's pretty obvious that cleaning up Broward County and then governing well was a quality combination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:26 PM (II3Gr)
Yeah, I was going to say "actually, let's do it. I'm all for it."
Posted by: In Reel Life
The original post won't raise red flags at the FIB. Agreeing with the original post will get you raided at 3 A.M. by the FIB.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 12:34 PM (OssQ4)
Seriously, there is no difference in post-surgical infection problems if all the surgeons and everybody hovering over your sliced open body aren't wearing any face masks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:34 PM (Mzdiz)
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I don't think the left is innocent and I think some mass death is coming their way.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:35 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 12:35 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 12:35 PM (KywlU)
H. L. Mencken
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (yrol0)
This is my beef with a lot of institutional mass-produced religion.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:35 PM (II3Gr)
And no one is arresting them is probably the bigger story.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 12:36 PM (3OJMs)
The Leftist march through the institutions have destroyed them all. And what will replace them? Not unicorn skittles but, to quote Alexander the Great, "the strongest."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 12:36 PM (DBoT5)
As someone quipped a little while back re Pharma and the federal apparatus, it's no longer a revolving door, it's a breezeway.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:36 PM (Mzdiz)
The ruble:dollar exchange rate is now back at the level it was before the invasion, and starting tomorrow, the EU countries are going to be paying rubles for Russian gas and oil.
One thing that's very striking is that the current Western political leadership is incapable of foreseeing obvious consequences - that engaging in collective punishment of the Russian people would unite them behind Putin, and that keeping Russia from using dollars and euros would lead to Russia demanding to be paid in rubles.
Who could have foreseen such a thing?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:36 PM (CZVKQ)
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You know, you'd expect to see wildly different results from places that mandated masks and those that didn't.
So, you'd expect Sweden to be all dead, at least in comparison to Finland.
But the two countries are pretty close in results. Because masks don't do anything for covid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Brought to you by Pfizer...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard
Wasn't Pfizer the Big Pharma company that Biden kept mentioning like a commercial in his shit-show of a SOTU?
Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2022 12:37 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:25 PM (II3Gr)
I told my husband I had a dream the other day that we were at the MoMe and I forgot my apron. And he said, "oh please. That apron is going to be the first thing you pack."
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:37 PM (Ez6QX)
hahahahaha
(snort)
hahahaha
(wheeze)
hahahahaha
no, it doesn't. Not at all. It's a totem. A rabbit's foot.
It does nothing. The cold virus does it's thing. The end.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 12:37 PM (3OJMs)
Brought to you by Pfizer...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard
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That's the FDA. The CDC is all government.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:37 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Lex at March 31, 2022 12:37 PM (hjJh7)
Posted by: Head puddi at March 31, 2022 12:38 PM (x7OgJ)
It has all been bullshit fro the beginning and so many people fell in line to the charade.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:31 PM (iDcra)
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We happened to have plenty of masks to distribute at the time, as there's been a massive shortage of rabbits feet since the early 80's.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 12:38 PM (soOQJ)
The ruble:dollar exchange rate is now back at the level it was before the invasion, and starting tomorrow, the EU countries are going to be paying rubles for Russian gas and oil.
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Told you I was going to bring America Back!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2022 12:38 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 12:38 PM (3OJMs)
Who could have foreseen such a thing?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:36 PM (CZVKQ)
WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!?!
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 12:38 PM (KywlU)
here last night Didn't realize how many teachers were upset that they had to wait until the 4th grade to teach queerness.
How are they allowed to teach that at all?
Why aren't they in jail?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (XIJ/X)
I dunno. The threat to burn down a school was pretty clear. Maybe someone in law enforcement needs to have a chat with him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (Eu9d8)
I think we'd all like to see independent verification of that. We just take their word for it? IMO, just more ChiCom agitprop.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (Xrfse)
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Horde rabbits foot!
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (soOQJ)
-Smart person
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (mFZ3o)
And yet the Hitler Youth is evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (DBoT5)
Parent: Teacher, why do you want to teach my child to have sex when he's 6 years old? Do you think that's the right age to start giving you blow jobs?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (okGHj)
Someone made a shitfucking ton of money.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Head puddi at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (x7OgJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (63Dwl)
Fuck Disney
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (WUJL5)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (9v1sv)
Despite his boasts, Biden isn't wrecking the Russian economy - he's wrecking the American economy instead.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)
Or alternatively...
Cage goes into the water, you go into the water, shark is in the water, our shark?
Quint: Faire well and ado to you faire Spanish ladies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (+WbqE)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:36 PM (CZVKQ)
I often rant that a defining feature of leftism is the inability to (or unwillingness to) see the second-order effects of their desired policies.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (TfpUC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (XSRBF)
It's modern America. Everybody claims that they're heroes. I took a shit this morning...hero.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (XvPQV)
Putin stands against the WEF. That makes him ok in my book.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (iFTx/)
They'll eventually be lowered to the 0.6% or whatever that they accidentally admitted six or so months in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (Jdk1/)
here last night Didn't realize how many teachers were upset that they had to wait until the 4th grade to teach queerness.
How are they allowed to teach that at all?
Why aren't they in jail?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (9v1sv)
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We have become a profoundly unserious country where half the parents are willing to sacrifice their own children on the alter of a death cult.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (soOQJ)
Posted by: Front Page Ads at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (CZVKQ)
The Wife talked to her son yesterday....he's in St. Petersburg....says everything in Russia is "normal".
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (okGHj)
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I wouldn't ask them a thing.
I may not even speak to them.
If they are lucky I'll just enroll my child in private school.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (+ftau)
It at least appears that he is seeking to advance his nation's interests. Can't say that about Biden.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Inogame at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (T7iTv)
Well, it's possible. Did you measure it? Was it a record?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (okGHj)
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One of the defining features of conservatives is thinking that leftist don't want those second order effects.
SPOILER ALERT: Leftists want the effects that their policies produce.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (iDcra)
Oh, and the EU quietly announced that it is going to continue to import Russian oil and gas indefinitely. They had been claiming that they were going to stop using Russian oil and gas by the end of the year.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (CZVKQ)
Sure. But that also assumes proper mask fit and usage.
So. Worthless.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (+ftau)
Despite his boasts, Biden isn't wrecking the Russian economy - he's wrecking the American economy instead.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:40 PM (CZVKQ)
Yeah, but he made a new spectator sport to wallow in, Team Ukraine, with trendy fashion accessories and team colors to prance around in.
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (Vr12I)
I really think he's on to something there
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (n/s9d)
Posted by: Lex
Want to? They did and do. The State, and the states, have discovered that literally everything can be put under the CDC umbrella. Guns, crime, violence, racism, homophobia, climate change... They're all "health" now, and all can be used for their One Ring, their Precious -- unending emergency powers and complete abrogation of the laws.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (+ftau)
Before I make a decision, I need to know his position on SMOD...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (KywlU)
Oh, and the EU quietly announced that it is going to continue to import Russian oil and gas indefinitely. They had been claiming that they were going to stop using Russian oil and gas by the end of the year.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (CZVKQ)
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Man...that would have been a great way to kill millions of people. Maybe the elites don't have the stomach for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022
***
In the right measure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
How Lowe can you go?
Posted by: Limbo champion Miklos at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Biden is doing the bidding of the WEF. Destroting the US (Petro) Dollar is a plan not an unforseen outcome.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (Xrfse)
Biden is also accelerating the de-dollarization of international trade.
The West has basically put a gun to its head and threatened Putin it will pull the trigger.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Sure. But that also assumes proper mask fit and usage.
So. Worthless.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (+ftau)
_____________________
I agree. My last sentence states: "This is putting aside the huge gaping holes around the nose and mouth that 99% of people wearing masks have."
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
They've got nothing. As we learned a century ago, masking, quarantine, social distancing is all pseudoscientific hokum.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (TfpUC)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:45 PM (+lSVr)
Masks Ain't Doin' Sh*t Against No Pandemic Dumbasses
cdc.gov/eid/article/26/5/19-0994_article
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:45 PM (vxvH/)
WH encourages gender reassignment surgery, puberty blockers, hormone therapy for transgender minors
https://tinyurl.com/2p9jnwer
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (T7iTv)
Well, it's possible. Did you measure it? Was it a record?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (okGHj)
Woman's Record...
Posted by: Inogame at March 31, 2022 12:45 PM (53oGX)
And there was a large high-powered RCT done in Denmark in summer '20, during the actual epidemic, that showed .... no statistically significant benefit. Duh. Along side a couple of laughable "studies" (one wag aptly compared one of them to a high school science project that would get a "D" grade) claiming to show mask efficacy.
But this kind of makes me think, ace, that it's bad for you to repeat the "10-12%" crap, which if true would be one of the biggest reversals in scientific observation in modern history, 7 decades of unambiguous data suddenly reversed by ..... what?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:45 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2022 12:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: garrett
Same. Vox Day is calling them the World's Evil Factory now.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (OssQ4)
My private healthcare decision is not writ large to everyone around me.
This in the DoD where we receive mandatory training on EEO every year, to tell us we cannot discriminate against anyone for anything, least of all religious belief.
Huh. Well, follow the sciency politics.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:42 PM (Jdk1/)
Only from Feb 2021 going forward.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (TfpUC)
Posted by: Ace at 12:16 PM
I wonder how overstated those numbers will actually be, though. DeSantis is a shoe-in at this point, so no Florida Dem with any actual talent will waste his time running and hurting future election chances. That means a token candidate...either mediocre skills, or a far-lefty vanity campaign. Could be a real shit-show!
Posted by: Grimmy at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (KFGcC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 12:44 PM (Xrfse)
At least we know whom to avoid at all costs and whose carcasses will be available for purposes when SHTF.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (QYPq3)
Yeah. We live in a science-based modern society, and not a dumbed-down lysenkoist medieval superstition- and power-based nightmare.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM
That is impossible unless they want everyone to freeze to death. Germany alone imports almost 60% of their natural gas directly from Russia. There is literally no other source in the world that can supply Germany with that much gas, even if they had the facilities to store it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (vxvH/)
All the hearings!!!!! (none of the do-ings)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (okGHj)
Woman's Record...
Posted by: Inogame
Is there a weight class to participate in?
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (vd8XM)
My wife sewed an extra layer of white cloth in my face mask. Said mask on the inside is now yellow around the nose and mouth. Apparently it's pollen, which I believe is 15 microns in size.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (dQvv7)
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Corruption and influence peddling: it's what's for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast. And elevensies. And snacks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (DU+/6)
Sounds racist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (tS8C7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (II3Gr)
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They said that about Mussolini vs FDR.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (Eu9d8
Owebama was president.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
**
Someone has been paying attention.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (vxvH/)
Posted by: Grimmy at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM (KFGcC)
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I remember someone here saying that the DNC wasn't going to spend any money on the race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (vd8XM)
There's a minimum standard...has to shake the house when you flush.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Braenyard
I saw that match at The Coliseum, It was great
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (+lSVr)
++++
Please don't. YOu shouldn't be cruel to a heart that's true.
https://youtu.be/ViMF510wqWA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:43 PM (okGHj)
Answers accepted in SI standard units of courics only.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (TfpUC)
Now how thick is that BS covid mask that isn't sized nor worn properly?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Grimmy
Kumala's ears perk up
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (DU+/6)
here last night Didn't realize how many teachers were upset that they had to wait until the 4th grade to teach queerness.
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The is what disturbs me greatly. Ok, fine. The K-3 set will be semi-protected from this unnecessary filth, but why stop at grade 3? None of this gender identity and sexual identity belongs in the public schools at any grade. They can't be trusted, as has been proven in spades. They have no right to "teach" what is essentially their own point of view. Why does a teacher's POV trump an actual parent's regarding their own kids? I don't believe they deserve the right to teach anybody's kids about this garbage. Wanna tell them about sperm and egg? Ok, let's narrowly define that for ages 12+. You go past those boundaries and charges will be filed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (ESjRY)
They just need to shift to Green Power!
Simple.
Posted by: Volodymyr Zelenskyy! at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (CZVKQ)
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Well said, rhomboid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (vxvH/)
It's modern America. Everybody claims that they're heroes. I took a shit this morning...hero.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (T7iTv)
The one I took this morning made me feel slightly heroic.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
There was a study in Europe in mid-2020 or so that showed 3 feet and 6 feet (1 or 2 meters, in communism units) showed no difference in disease transmission.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:19 PM (AwYPR)
it's the lesser liked cousin of the Rampant Rabbit...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (9rBIi)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (+lSVr)
Spacing people 5 or 10 miles apart seems most effective. This is the plan of the Great Reset.
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I)
Science!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (OTzUX)
There are no more people on my street. They all died after an unmasked person left flyers for Little Caesar's on their doors. I know it sounds crazy but who could resist 2 large pepperoni and crazy bread for $9.99
I'm hunkered down and surviving on their pets.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (dzZCL)
https://is.gd/E2hkcz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:39 PM (Eu9d8
COVID threatened the Boomers. Since the '60s America's domestic policies have largely centered around catering to the needs of the Boomers. Screw everybody else.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (BJKQV)
Against Rep. Charlie Christ, the state's former governor, DeSantis wins 49.2% to 32.8%, with 18% undecided. DeSantis is also beating Florida state senator Annette Taddeo 48.6% to 29.6%, with 21.8% undecided.
In addition, DeSantis scores an approval rating of 58.8% in the poll.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
@POTUS
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
I saw that match at The Coliseum, It was great
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (vd8XM)
Submission by rear naked choke.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I wonder how overstated those numbers will actually be, though. DeSantis is a shoe-in at this point, so no Florida Dem with any actual talent will waste his time running and hurting future election chances. That means a token candidate...either mediocre skills, or a far-lefty vanity campaign. Could be a real shit-show!
Posted by: Grimmy a
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Or the oft chance that the Dems put a solid but unknown for name recognition and practice.
Practice for the next election.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (9v1sv)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back hole.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
++++
He almost got there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (e+2n/)
@POTUS
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
Fuck. You.
*not Jane. I would never even consider saying that to Jane.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
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But remember, the ratchet only goes one way and places only become more progressive.
There's no way to reverse it anywhere.
Give up all hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (BJKQV)
Now, now Jr.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR)
The CDC was obsessed with gun studies to the point that Congress had to enact a 1996 ban on funding for gun control advocacy to stop them.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:47 PM (vd8XM)
There's a minimum standard...has to shake the house when you flush.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (AwYPR)
Circles the bowl when you flush it and laughs defiantly instead of going down the drain.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (II3Gr)
@POTUS
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
Oh, he has their back, alright.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:41 PM (T7iTv)
The one I took this morning made me feel slightly heroic.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB
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Mine only made my pants fit loser.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (iDcra)
*not Jane. I would never even consider saying that to Jane.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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*puts down flamethrower* Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (ptqGC)
*
Spacing has nothing to do with it. It's physiology. There was something accidentally released regarding "if you're in a household with a positive COVID case individual" and your chances of catching it was only 11%. In the same f*cking household.
(oh, and the CDC still has the "don't share a bathroom" as advice. Why is that? Lots of sneezing in a bathroom?)
It's not as contagious as they told us. The entire thing was a lie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (vxvH/)
GOP: We're okay with that. Nine and a half? Close enough.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:48 PM (AwYPR)
Yeah these three inch pipes are not gonna help a guy like you. This is gonna cost ya.
Posted by: Plumber at March 31, 2022 12:53 PM (44ww/)
https://is.gd/E2hkcz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)
I have a sudden new found respect for overalls.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: publius
I've seen something like that for nurses and different masks ... BUT I doubt any of the no maskers were coughing up a lung, in the highest infection period of cold/flu/covid. Masks for those people could reduce the amount of inoculum spewed on someone else ... and the amount of inoculum matters in the body having time to mount a immune response.
and a lot, probably most, of the inoculum is in droplets, so the size of the virus is less important than the size of the droplet carriers. higher pressure (like AC systems? can aerosolize the droplets, still bigger than the virus itself.) ... But we NEED to have small exposures to keep our immune system constantly prepared for the latest threats.
But in general, that stat can't show up in a public setting, sick people tend to stay home.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (Cus5s)
Against Rep. Charlie Christ, the state's former governor, DeSantis wins 49.2% to 32.8%, with 18% undecided. DeSantis is also beating Florida state senator Annette Taddeo 48.6% to 29.6%, with 21.8% undecided.
In addition, DeSantis scores an approval rating of 58.8% in the poll.
Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: I'm Doctor Walensky and You're Not at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (AMIL/)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
I think he meant "backside."
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (yrol0)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
........
Did he whisper that?
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2022 12:29 PM (oiNtH)
Her dissertation was "Why Neuroscience is a Good Thing".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (T7iTv)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back. Come shower with me and you'll see.
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid
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I'm sure Putin would take gold.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (iDcra)
I saw that match at The Coliseum, It was great
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:49 PM (vd8XM)
Submission by rear naked choke.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I was hoping for something a little more technical like a kimura
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)
Unconscionable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (yrol0)
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Jamaica has issues which are issues and some of those issues relate to issues from the pandemic. It is on those issues that assistance will essential and where we will assist with assistance.
In other words, the Left is going to loot the United States to push a bunch of asinine bullshit on Jamaica while their buddies loot Jamaica. After what happened in Haiti, I don't know why anyone lets America show up for "assistance."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (DU+/6)
Jenner will appear on "Hannity" Thursday night.
Hannity's a single man now right?
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (1IJnB)
Whoa. That's a $100 word, boss.
"A cilice, also known as a sackcloth, was originally a garment or undergarment made of coarse cloth or animal hair (a hairshirt) worn close to the skin."
A+
Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (HpBvd)
Against Rep. Charlie Christ, the state's former governor, DeSantis wins 49.2% to 32.8%, with 18% undecided. DeSantis is also beating Florida state senator Annette Taddeo 48.6% to 29.6%, with 21.8% undecided.
In addition, DeSantis scores an approval rating of 58.8% in the poll.
Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (9otr5)
In a Dem +15 poll......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
After all, the mentally ill are an important Democratic voting bloc.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (R38T+)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
........
Did he whisper that?
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T
Pinched some poor first-grader's nipples.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (e+2n/)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
Translation: I'm deeply concerned about your genitals!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (MmndN)
Lol:
"We already knew you were a predator, Joe, but thanks for confirming it for the doubters."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
https://is.gd/E2hkcz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)
.........
Gosh. I think this young lady forgot hear undergarments.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
So, you'd expect Sweden to be all dead, at least in comparison to Finland.
But the two countries are pretty close in results. Because masks don't do anything for covid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022
***
And the Coof is not the Black Death. It's not the Charcoal Grey Death or the Navy Blue Death or the Air Force Uniform Blue Death, either. It might be the Beige Death if you're over 65 and/or have comorbidities . . . but only then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (lgeFv)
I never had any delusions of getting out of this alive.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (QYPq3)
https://is.gd/E2hkcz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM
Oh, my!
Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (RkC6l)
Please don't. YOu shouldn't be cruel to a heart that's true.
https://youtu.be/ViMF510wqWA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Are we not cruel?
https://youtu.be/KUnYcid6BXg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (63Dwl)
A+
Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (HpBvd)
I thought jockstraps were made of sackcloth
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (II3Gr)
I was hoping for something a little more technical like a kimura
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)
Ouch.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Jenner will appear on "Hannity" Thursday night.
Hannity's a single man now right?
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (1IJnB)
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Oof. And BOOM.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (5pTK/)
"In general, early on in COVID, it was roughly found that between 10 to 20% of household exposures would end up with COVID, and that was pre-vaccine,"
https://tinyurl.com/4yc5phat
From some Detroit site:
"There was no spread in 41% of the households studied, but in 12% of the households, everyone else got infected after the initial patient. "
https://tinyurl.com/2p9c9swc
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (vxvH/)
There's no way to reverse it anywhere.
Give up all hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Not as strong as an argument as you might think. Yes, DeSantis shows it is possible to roll back the progressive leviathan. Yet FL is one of the only places where it is actually happening. There are a ton of GOP governors, what the hell have they been doing? FFS, even the gov of UT vetoed the tranny athlete bill (I know it was overridden by the leg).
So yes, it's certainly possible, yet almost no Republicans are actually delivering.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (TfpUC)
https://youtu.be/KUnYcid6BXg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:57 PM (63Dwl)
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Well, the needle on my weird shit-o-meter hadn't been off zero for a while. I had no idea Devo covered Elvis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (DU+/6)
Damaged. You need help. Seek it. There are options.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/E2hkcz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)
Damn. You bring it every day but today...damn.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (II3Gr)
Cod piece
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
In a state for Rs have a 100K registration advantage, now (I think I heard that, or maybe there was a 100K swing)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (QYPq3)
That's ridiculous. Of course spacing , which is just a term for contact proximity, has some effect on the spread with those who are not immune. That's the entire purpose of quarantines . I've always kept a reasonable distance from people who were sick. It's not a fail safe but it does have an effect.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (+lSVr)
For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (yrol0)
Who the hell spewed out that word salad?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
For only 10 dollars a day, you can help the GOP find their balls.....
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
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Has to be Kamala.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (DU+/6)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
I love each and every one of you trans, uh, trannny, uh, uh, transpeople! Now I expect each and every one of you 35,000 in the county to vote for me!
Posted by: Joe TransBrain (from a real brain to a spongy mass of Geritol residues) at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (AMIL/)
They just need to shift to Green Power!
Simple.
Posted by: Volodymyr Zelenskyy! at March 31, 2022 12:50 PM (CZVKQ)
I mean, if only there was somewhere else they could get their gas... tbf though the Germans have activated their super duper emergency energy acquisition plan three weeks into the invasion so that's good I guess.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (KywlU)
In other words, the Left is going to loot the United States to push a bunch of asinine bullshit on Jamaica while their buddies loot Jamaica. After what happened in Haiti, I don't know why anyone lets America show up for "assistance."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM
What's Rastafarian for 'here's your bio-lab'?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
Always said side boob > cleavage
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (+lSVr)
To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.
__________
What exactly is brave about pretending to be something you're not?
Isn't it more courageous to be who you really are?
In a society where schools and the media and Disney and the president are all telling kids that they're brave and bold and courageous and so very special if they say they're transgender, what is "brave" about saying it? It's the ultimate act of conformity now.
The really "brave" thing in this environment is saying "Hey, I'm normal and I'm not ashamed of that and I'm not going to let anybody talk me out of it and I'm not going to cave to the enormous pressure to pretend to be something I'm not just so that you dopes will think I'm cool."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (e+2n/)
And "social distance" crap utterly baseless. A non-scientist member of the board in the UK that sort of honcho'd their stupid science-free C19 policies leaked early on that he had innocently inquired of scientists on the board about the basis of the "social distance" guidance. There wasn't any. He was sort of shocked, thus why he talked to the press about it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: paulnjax at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (O1n6R)
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Sure, if you're sick.
But like the links I posted show, even in the same household with sick people, it didn't matter much. You probably weren't going to catch it.
It was all an op.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (vxvH/)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)
Huh. Amidst states implementing legislation regarding transgender athletes, and Florida enacting first legislation that specifies how early gender identity can be discussed in the classroom, Fox News decides it's important to humanize the most famous trans athlete for their conservative audience.
Yup, no agenda there, move along, H8rs!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (MmndN)
Mexican officials said that someone knocked over a few of the plastic pillars used to control crowds at the airport, which caused a lot of noise, which was mistaken for gunshots. Lileks says that not a single person in Cancun believes that.
The Mexican authorities wouldn't lie to us, would they?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (2NHgQ)
They need to remind their base that we are heartless assholes that will throw them in meat grinders the first chance we get. Unfortunately they picked a wedging issue that even half of their party can't support.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:02 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (2NHgQ)
Gaslighting. They're doing everything they can to show you they hate you. Period. It has nothing to do with supporting them - it's about destroying you and becoming gods.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 01:02 PM (QYPq3)
#stopthespread
#wearthemask
#supporttheuke
#disfigurethechild
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:01 PM (e+2n/)
Appropriate response:
#suckmydick
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)
Her doctorate is in straight up neuroscience. Ph.D. stands for Doctor of Philosophy.
That said, at least she has the education and research background, which is far more than we can say about most pundits.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2022 01:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2022 01:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2022 01:03 PM (CYnTg)
those damn white supremacist parents have the kids at home for 4-5 years, groomers/teachers really need to get them young, to install the perverted programming. By fourth grade they MIGHT almost be able to reject the groomers. (but they will still go with grooming along with Marxist hate for America, for their next 8+ years)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 01:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 12:58 PM (II3Gr)
Cod piece
Posted by: BignJames
Tilapia for the cost-conscious
Posted by: Miklos, noting options at March 31, 2022 01:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
Agreed. Above and beyond. No tattoos, too! Although, I'd love to make sure of that... It would ease my mind...
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 01:03 PM (OssQ4)
You can't control sideboob. You can only hope to contain it.
Also, she puts the B'Gosh in those things.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:03 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2022
***
I'd like it if my home were at least 5 miles from my nearest neighbor. Unless she looked like the girl in the overalls that Joe posted. Then she could be as close as she liked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sandisk Memory Cards at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (IQuyA)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (SVG0X)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 12:54 PM (yrol0)
Who the hell spewed out that word salad?
____________
Kamaltoe Harris, your esteemed vice president.
(Her Jamaican daddy must be so proud of his bright, articulate, erudite daughter!)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (+ftau)
Issue after issue they've shown their bellies.
Well...why then is it a shock we are where we are today?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)
Just back from the grocery store. Most shelves full. I was shocked at the price of deodorant and that brand name hot dog buns were cheaper that store brand. Gas was 3.75 with .20 discount. Geebus.
Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (+lSVr)
where do I stand in this matter?
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
He's letting the half (or more?) of the country that is not OK with sexualizing young children and permanently maiming them that he does not have our back.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2022 01:05 PM (lz5hY)
My blood pressure is now back over 100 and I feel better.
Thank y'all again.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:05 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:05 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2022
What plan are you going off of cause that sounds dreamy... I think you mean 5 or 10 people 1 meter apart.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:05 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2022 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
Boobs
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 01:05 PM (QYPq3)
Bernie Sanders
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2022 01:00 PM (2NHgQ)
The Dem-Media Complex is using this junk as both a fundraising tool and as another tool in their toolbox for portraying Republicans and now all non-Democrat-slave parents as h8ters.
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
Second place. For now...But.
The pendulums always swing back.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (+ftau)
The Mexican authorities wouldn't lie to us, would they?
Ask a lefty LIVs...would the Mexican government lie to people? HELL YES
Ask a lefty LIVs...would the American government lie to people? THAT SOUNDS LIKE SEDITION COMRADE!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (ESjRY)
We had herd immunity before they even released it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (vxvH/)
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
Boobs
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Shouldn't it be Mr. Underboob?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
That's the slutty side. NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (+lSVr)
It's the equivalent of 1984's 2+2=5.
Once they've forced you to state that a man can become a woman with drugs and surgery, they can force you to say anything else they want.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (MmndN)
Right. Also convincing women that he is "compassionate" and "nice".
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (e+2n/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Benefits of a classical education.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (SH2Zi)
"For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic... we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential."
Damn... just damn.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (ZSK0i)
Its all part of the "mention, push, push, shove, shoot" theory of culture change by communists. A real thing. They are at the shove stage.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (lgeFv)
This kills me. I know people who work with emotionally-impaired children and mentally-ill juveniles. Playing along with and complimenting them on their mental illness is NOT the solution to their problems.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (fWTJL)
That was my traveling name...
Posted by: Dildo Baggins at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (BgMrQ)
They make a cream for that.
Posted by: garrett
Udderly smooth cream.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:56 PM
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Leadership in places like Haiti are as corrupt as our leadership - they make out OK.
In other words they both enjoy fucking other peoples.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:04 PM (MmndN)
++++
And it's confusing as to why. If he wanted to virtue signal on tranny crap, he could have left out the "of all ages" stuff. It's implied without being as openly creepy and predatory. But no, that part made it into the final draft.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (v0R5T)
_____________
Yeah, what is up with the price of deodorant sticks lately? I was buying some the other day, and the prices were ridiculous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022
*
where do I stand in this matter?
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022
***
As popular as always. Which is to say: A LOT.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (txdEq)
@Clayton1986 They/Them | Vaccinated | Proud Pan Sexual
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
the CDC has issued a report that children hare suffering severe consequences from the covid lockdownss and masking. large increases in reports of mental health problems, depression, abuse, addiction etc....
Now in a normal world you might think this would be some type of admission the lock-downs were harmful. But no, there is another angle: those most affected are LGBTQ kids, gender questioning , trannys etc.. who are suffering at a much higher rate. And, get this, schools should play a critical role in assisting these kids with their issues.
Incredible. Every f**ing thing by this govt does is directed at destroying normalcy. They are sick and evil people.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons
There is a certain comfort in your words.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (5kI0z)
https://is.gd/E2hkcz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)
Yummy.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (k4dH2)
Cost of aluminum powder?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (+lSVr)
Democrats think teachers should raise your kids.
Democrats think your kids should be sexual.
Democrats view molestation as normal.
Democrats think God got it wrong and boys should be girls.
Don't vote Democrat. Ever.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:10 PM (+ftau)
If you can force the populace to say they see 5 fingers, you can make them do anything. Or for you nerds out there, however many lights Picard was supposed to say.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:10 PM (ESjRY)
Kamala is as inarticulate as that beauty pageant chick who rambled on about The Iraq. Except without the beauty.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2022 01:10 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2022 01:10 PM (SrzDM)
I wonder if they have a strategy, or just can't sit on it any longer?
Or are people just sick of being manipulated, pressured, and controlled by big Pharma and the teacher's Union?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bob Underboob at March 31, 2022 01:10 PM (lgeFv)
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I'm working on the theory that they, being the most mentally unstable, are pliable not just as enforcement troops of the most radical of leftist dogma, but also as they are so mentally unstable, they're going to suffer the highest rates of violence--almost all self-inflicted--but the Dems intend to use that as an excuse to further crack down on conservatives.
Biden's EO isn't to protect them-- it's to attack everyone else.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2022 01:11 PM (0h2LU)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:11 PM (+ftau)
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He's grooming a new constituency.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:11 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022
*
where do I stand in this matter?
Posted by: underboob at March 31, 2022
***
As popular as always. Which is to say: A LOT.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (txdEq)
Gentlemen, we must stop all this pointless bickering. Stop the oppression of the boob. Free the whole boob, once and forever.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Democrats think teachers should raise your kids.
Democrats think your kids should be sexual.
Democrats view molestation as normal.
Democrats think God got it wrong and boys should be girls.
Don't vote Democrat. Ever.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
In Spanish.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 31, 2022 01:11 PM (z5Vrg)
@Clayton1986 They/Them | Vaccinated | Proud Pan Sexual
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
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That kid ain't having no kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM (SH2Zi)
You want a dunderhead Theo, I give you the VPP
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (e+2n/)
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I pray that if my kid develops mental illness he thinks he's Napoleon so I'm allowed to get him help.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (vxvH/)
School Choice / Let Them Breathe : 2024
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (+ftau)
I ask you, why can't we have sideboob living alongside underboob as well as total boob?
Are we not able to reconcile these states of being?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Pretty sure the "of all ages" was a direct reference to the FL bill, which specifies what age it is too early to "have the back" of transgender kids.
Think like a Lefty -- they believe a 2 year old can be trans.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Nothing feels better.
Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
Clay Travis said something similar to what Ace did a few weeks ago:
"Kamala Harris speaks like she has to hit a word limit on a high school paper she's done no research for."
I mean Trump's stream-of-consciousness stuff could be kinda goofy at times, but like Yogi Berra, you could tell he had something to say and understand what he was saying. It wasn't just words to fill space and try to sound informed, they were just off-the-cuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Non-stick surface.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (vxvH/)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (e+2n/)
Early on some were saying it was spread more by longer and closer contact. Another part of that is some have natural immunity. Too bad it is all lies we get fed, or we'd know more.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Grimmy at March 31, 2022 12:46 PM
Hold my beer.
Charlie Crist
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (+2TMo)
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I've been to Jamaica. Other than the resorts, what is there to loot there? It's just broken down shacks and a lot of very hostile poor people. The resorts, which are not owned by Jamaicans for the most part, are all behind walls and have armed guards patrolling. (Did I mention the natives are very hostile?)
They won't be looting Jamaica, because there's nothing there to loot. Like in Haiti, they'll be ripping off U.S. taxpayers, using Jamaica as the middle-man, by stealing U.S. aid dollars meant to help Jamaicans.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Mammary Connoisseur at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (AmoqO)
she is a damn HERO!
also a middle schooler in Pennsauken just "died suddenly." no previous illness. hmm
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (j9HX3)
but it also can be very BAD
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (j9HX3)
No shit...now where's my sammich
Oh there it is...
***lifts left breast***
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (KiBMU)
In other words they both enjoy fucking other peoples.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:08 PM (9v1sv)
Ah yes... Haiti, one half of it owned by Carnival... complete paradise I might add. When you look at the other side though you'd think it was one super giant ass solar panel array unless you knew better and realized it was nothing but corrugated metal huts where all the people lived.
9 out of 10 on the surreal scale.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (KywlU)
It's the equivalent of 1984's 2+2=5.
Once they've forced you to state that a man can become a woman with drugs and surgery, they can force you to say anything else they want.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 01:07 PM
I think it's potentially even worse than that. But this warning from the past still wrings 'plausible':
Voltaire: Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (dQvv7)
Sir Richard Pump a Loaf.
I believe. Was a Pan Sexual. Really into Irish Soda Breads.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (+lSVr)
Miley Cyrus
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB
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Biden's economy is on a roll.
All his hard work the first year is beginning to pay off.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (9v1sv)
Since they have polygamy, they also have a class of men who will never get a wife. These men are then HIGHLY motivated to change the regime.
In the west we don't have formal polygamy, though we do have informal polygamy for the elites - it is common for a CEO or A-list celeb to have a wife, a mistress, and a few "side chicks"...but of more concern is that they've turned about half of the female populace into hate filled spherical harridans that few men would want.
So...how to solve too many men? Well, get some of those men to BECOME women. You've killed two birds with one stone...so to speak. You just need to normalize trannies as women to those low status men and you are all set...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
It's a "talking past the sale" word to convince people that everything they know about genetics is false and there exists a significant class that is neither man nor woman.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (e+2n/)
Miley Cyrus
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:14 PM (MmndN)
Le Crueslut
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (1IJnB)
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
In a just world, Child Services would be to your house post haste.......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:06 PM (+ftau)
Yep. Back and forth. Back and forth.
Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (v0R5T)
Cast iron bitch?
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:15 PM (1IJnB)
A lightly-breaded then fried sexual?
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (vxvH/)
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Which makes you wonder what's the point of going there? A beach is a beach. Go to Hawaii or Florida and avoid that shit.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (OalnH)
If there's a hole, you'll stick your dick in it.
If it protrudes, you'll mount it.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:17 PM (MmndN)
@Clayton1986 They/Them | Vaccinated | Proud Pan Sexual
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Parents like this should be locked up. They are destroying their kids forever, only to satisfy their own woke, virtue signaling, ego.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 01:17 PM (NpAcC)
comprehension skills: Having a
whole school maskless assembly
with COVID this rampant is the
equivalent of burning down the
school.
9:05 AM Mar 30, 2022
Like I said the other day, "With case numbers climbing" is the new "these uncertain economic times"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:17 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2022 01:17 PM (S1hrL)
Early on some were saying it was spread more by longer and closer contact. Another part of that is some have natural immunity. Too bad it is all lies we get fed, or we'd know more.
The media claimed COVID was 100X more transmissible then the common cold and each strain was 100X more then the one it replaced.
And here we are two years in and your odds of getting it if you live with someone is...11%? I've found my odds of getting a cold if someone in my household had it were over 50%...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)
You have to get the whole hive or they'll just come right back.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 01:17 PM (NpAcC)
I am guessing murder suicides in about 10-15 years will be lit.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (SH2Zi)
Early on some were saying it was spread more by longer and closer contact. . . .
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022
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COVID? We've heard of you. Come sit by us.
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (txdEq)
Though, most likely, this is a "parent" who is projecting their own mental illness onto their child.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (vxvH/)
No. You're wrong. Biden said yesterday we're in the most robust economy and job creation environment the world has ever seen.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
No 5 year old should care what a POTUS says.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (MmndN)
I agree completely. There's no need to offend when your hunting the next meal. Just stay downwind of the prey.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (1IJnB)
@Clayton1986 They/Them | Vaccinated | Proud Pan Sexual
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
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That is a democrat party plant. Guarantee it is neither a parent nor has a 5 YO tranny daughter.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 01:19 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (+ftau)
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Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:19 PM (5pTK/)
No. You're wrong. Biden said yesterday we're in the most robust economy and job creation environment the world has ever seen.
Outside of inflation, if you are in the governing class you've never had it better.
The middle and working classes? Well...we have too many of those people anyway right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2022
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Tp be accurate, it is the Dollar Twenty-five Store now
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 01:20 PM (txdEq)
That is a democrat party plant. Guarantee it is neither a parent nor has a 5 YO tranny daughter.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2022 01:19 PM (iDcra)
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In this day and age, I would be unwilling to bet against it being an actual "parent."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:20 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 01:20 PM (gU0yi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (OalnH)
I dunno man, when I went I got super lucky on my cab driver that got me some of the most amazing weed ever. Showed me around the "scarier" parts of the island and we had some good laughs about the inanity of it all. Plus jamming out to local music on cassette was pretty neat.
Another 9 out of 10 rating on my surreal scale I might add.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:20 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM (SH2Zi)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:20 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2022 01:21 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2022 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Formally know as the Revere syndrome where one becomes sexually attracted to cook ware.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2022 01:21 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: guy that thinks everything looks like a gash at March 31, 2022 01:21 PM (8jZOp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 01:22 PM (HsAzN)
Even with inflation, if you're wealthy enough it doesn't really matter if gas goes up 3 bucks a gallon. You might not like it but its not making any real difference to your life. And most wealthy people don't do their own shopping, so they don't even really see how much stuff is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB
Aluminum, something of a deal we had struck w/ the ME as part of that Trump peace plan, if I recall that was a DAY ONE fuck you a la EO by Biden.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:22 PM (KywlU)
Under a separate "nonstandard" fee, the Postal Service will impose a $4 per-piece surcharge on parcels with lengths that exceed 22 inches but are capped at 30 inches. That fee would be replaced by a $15 per-piece levy should a parcel exceed 30 inches. An additional $15 per-piece surcharge would then be tacked on for parcels that are denser than 2 cubic feet.
The two $15 per-piece fees would be added to the $1.50 per-piece noncompliance fee, meaning that shippers of parcels of certain lengths and densities could pay $31.50 in combined surcharges for each package, in addition to the base shipping rate.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:22 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
"How much could one banana cost? Ten dollars?"
- Lucille Bluth
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (Ez6QX)
I wonder if they have a strategy, or just can't sit on it any longer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Their plan was to use the 25th to get the candidate that they couldn't believably steal the election for installed. The fact that a majority still believe the election was fraudulent, and the current government is illegitimate, is hampering their plans. It is obvious from their behavior in DC and the press rooms, that they are nervous. I think they want to execute their plan, but the reveals necessary would give wind to the alternate theories that are still operable, so they are unsure how to proceed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (5kI0z)
No. You're wrong. Biden said yesterday we're in the most robust economy and job creation environment the world has ever seen.
Biden can say truly anything and the media will never challenge him.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)
To destroy society, you have to destroy all its institutions 1st, and if you make people pariahs for being Catholic (or some of the evangelical Protestants b/c I imagine a few other faiths have come out strongly against "transgenderism is normal/good"), you cause them to choose between their secular life (jobs/school/money/social standing) and their religious one...and few tend to make the right choices b/c we aren't perfect people...
Posted by: Nova local at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 01:20 PM (txdEq)
I'll be a little more concerned when its Tree Fiddy...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: garret
Easiest job in the world - during the last two years, work in sales for 3M. You could literally lay in bed at home, sipping wine, and take orders all day long.
Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (oiNtH)
I vaguely recall Nancy Pelosi being asked how much a banana is and answering $10/$11?
But...I could have her confused with some comedy skit...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (ESjRY)
Its just a way of creating more heads for the hydra.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (KZzsI)
When we start to collect scalps it might be a bit different.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 01:24 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 01:18 PM (txdEq)
Sorry I don't fraternize with bacteria.
Posted by: Covid at March 31, 2022 01:24 PM (+lSVr)
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A pansexual is a bi-sexual who is also attracted to trannies.
Some bi-sexuals were refusing to have sex with "fake" men or "fake" women (i.e. trans-sexuals), so the trans industry made up the term pansexual to describe bi-sexuals who are more "inclusive" in their sexual practices. IOW, pansexuals will screw anybody or anything.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:24 PM (k4dH2)
Los democratas piensan que sus hijos deberian ser sexuales.
Los democratas ven el abuso como algo normal.
Los democratas creen que Dios se equivoco y que los ninos deberian ser ninas.
No vote democrata. Siempre.
Publicado por: Sponge - FJB el 31 de marzo de 2022 13:09 (Zz0t1)
En espanol.
per Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:25 PM (9v1sv)
I'll be a little more concerned when its Tree Fiddy...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (KywlU)
That's when the Loch Ness Monster starts hangin' around.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: guy that thinks everything looks like a gash at March 31, 2022 01:25 PM (8jZOp)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (ESjRY)
Heh, see me @ 428.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:25 PM (Ez6QX)
The government will ship bug protein to your pod on a regular basis...presuming you don't engage in wrong think on social media.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:16 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 01:26 PM (RkC6l)
But...I could have her confused with some comedy skit...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (ESjRY)
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Nancy was stupid enough to stand in front of a couple of 25K freezers filled with $10/pint ice cream and blather on about economic stuff, if memory serves. Nancy not knowing the price of a banana isn't a stretch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:26 PM (5pTK/)
The average AR15 is 32inches long.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:26 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (vxvH/)
You'll be required to raise an army.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (Fs5vw)
- Lucille Bluth
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:23 PM (Ez6QX)
There's always money in the banana stand.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (PJJKA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (HsAzN)
Around the back, but its five now... FJB amirite?
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
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They don't care. It does not affect them at all.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (nMx88)
Though, most likely, this is a "parent" who is projecting their own mental illness onto their child.
Or mommy wants to get invite to the Cool Kid parties. If junior has to be pumped full of hormones and get surgery, that's a small price to pay.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (4olE8)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (PJJKA)
GO Michigan State.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (PJJKA)
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Sportsball, yay!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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Nancy was saying FUCK YOU to those who were paying attention.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 01:12 PM (vxvH/)
You'll be required to raise an army.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (Fs5vw)
...and you'll end up in Russia...in the winter
#itdoesntgowell
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (4olE
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And she's not paying it.
Notice also in ALL of these cases, Dad is not in the picture.
I rest my case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (azMeO)
AFT President Randi Weingarten makes more than $540,000 in total compensation annually. In fact, across the entire AFT national office, the average salary was roughly $100,000.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (RHGPo)
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
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She means her son that she dresses up as a girl.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (AmoqO)
"Probe Every Orifice" (veterinarian meme, I was told) ... of every beast of the field. I guess the pervs applied it incorrectly.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (Cus5s)
Young Walensky being the most recent example of an alarmingly growing list, on which Randi Weingarten was already a prominent member. Along with a boatload of female mayors, governors, and other assorted public figures.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (azMeO)
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But even pansexuals draw the line at Lori Lightfoot, although she is considered a real looker back on her home planet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (azMeO)
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Yep. Just look at John Kerry
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (gU0yi)
Hillary's campaign and DNC allegedly reported payments to Democrat law firm Perkins Coie as legal expenses instead of earmarking them accurately as "paying Fusion GPS through Perkins Coie to conduct opposition research on Donald Trump," according to the original complaint of Campaign Legal Center.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (RHGPo)
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When conservatives regain power, I'm thinking RICO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (gU0yi)
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Sure, he's a turd, no argument there, and there are lots of others. But female politicians who are worth a pinch of dry shit are as rare as hen's teeth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (azMeO)
...this is, without a doubt, the single most cutting remark I have ever read on this website.
Randy Savage himself would have to sit down and take a moment to appreciate this quip.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (6JL3d)
The astroturf group aggressively campaigns against the regulation of big tech firms and according to its website wants to ensure that "policymakers understand the essential intersection of technology and small business." But, Montgomery says that he is not a member of the group and has never even heard of it.
Montgomery isn't the only small business owner to surprisingly find their names listed as a member of the Connected Commerce Council. Over 20 other individuals listed as members of the group told CNBC they never even heard of the group.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (RHGPo)
It's not 10-12%.
It's zero. In fact, data shows that spread rates were slightly higher in heavily masked jurisdictions. It doesn't prove masks accelerated the spread. But there is nothing showing the spread slowed down.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (LyTO1)
This bill, by the sponsors own admission is intended to prevent Trump backed Morgan Ortagus from being able to contend for an open congressional seat.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (+WbqE)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (VESYv)
Posted by: Joey Clownshoes at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (VESYv)
Posted by: Joey Clownshoes at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (VESYv)
Posted by: sound awake at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (rCBpR)
Posted by: sound awake at March 31, 2022 02:13 PM (rCBpR)
For an example of something that doesn't do anything whatsoever, look at Ivermectin.
https://twitter.com/NEJM/status/1509282168278687747
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 31, 2022 02:48 PM (KcqqB)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 31, 2022 02:55 PM (KcqqB)
My Dad was a public school teacher and had a MS in Earth Science from Cornell. His school district wisely put him in charge of teaching metal shop.
Posted by: Socratease at March 31, 2022 03:05 PM (oqnjT)
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