Florida Gay Kindergarten Teacher: This Law Impacts My Ability To Talk About My Sex Life With Five Year Olds

He also says he will "follow the discretion" of his kindergarten students in discussing his homosexuality, and if they want to discuss his "partner," he will.

Often the claim is made that it's just terrible that a gay teacher can't talk about his gay husband with kids-- as if kids' education would be incomplete without knowing that sometimes a man loves another man very very much...

This guy isn't even making that claim -- he just wants to talk about his "partner." His boyfriend, that means.

So kindergartners need to know all about who you're Gay Going Steady With?

When he says he will leave it up to the "discretion" of his five year old students' to decide if he will talk about his Gay Boyfriend: That is how teachers have been evading these limitations for a while -- by blaming the kids.

I've seen Libs of TikTok videos where a lesbian teacher created an in-class activity in which her very young students were told to pretend they were "detectives" and to search for "clues" about her. Every clue was about her being a lesbian. At the end of this "detective" exercise, they asked her, "Are you a lesbian?" And of course this gave her the pretext to discuss her homosexuality with them.

Which was of course the entire point of her "activity:" She was creating a situation in which they would be told by "clues" that she was a lesbian, and then they'd ask her about it.

So she could then tell her bosses: I didn't bring it up. They asked me about it.

That teacher didn't say the "detective" game was designed to evade a ban on discussing homosexuality with very young students, but a later Libs of TikTok video featured a different teacher explaining the same basic trickery -- creating circumstances to prod students into asking about homosexuality, so that she could then say "They asked me." That teacher did confirm the entire point of the game was to get students to ask her about being gay, to circumvent the school's ban on teachers introducing the topic of sexuality to students.

Apparently this is a known evasion of limitations of sex-talk by teachers that gay or "Ally" teachers talk to each other about and encourage.

This groomer says he finds words like "indoctrinating" kids into homosexuality "hurtful."

Oh, well -- we wouldn't want an adult man to experience any discomfort.

Discomfort is for kindergarteners!

But the word "indoctrine" -- and the word "groom" -- are completely appropriate.

What else would you call it when a teacher brags that over 60% of her students have "come out" to her as some kind of LBGT?


Libs of Tik Tok
@libsoftiktok


These are internal messages from a 4th grade elementary teacher in @AustinISD. She's upset that an entire week dedicated to LGBT still wasn't good enough. Coincidentally, 20/32 of her FOURTH GRADERS are LGBT and have "come out" to her

What the hell is going on in these schools?!

Those emails below:

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email2.jpg


Are we really to believe that the rate of homosexuality skyrocketed 3000%, from 2% to 60%, in her classroom?

Or is it more likely some hardcore grooming is going on?

Posted by: Ace at 03:54 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

2 Maybe they should quit and move to Los Angeles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

3 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

4 CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

5 Reset clock on last thread, apparently. New comments showing up before later ones.

D@mn time-shifting $#!+

Posted by: mindful webworker - pondering the possibilities at March 29, 2022 02:54 PM (rvV+O)

6 Yeah, faggot, that's what it's intended to do.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 29, 2022 02:54 PM (QYPq3)

7 Comments on the last thread not working.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (rF64X)

8 Oh thank goodness.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

9 Blondy needs ball gag.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (jTmQV)

10 Comments on the last thread not working.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (rF64X)

Oh they're working alright.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (dscaa)

11 For the new thread I mean.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

12 It's all about the children, isn't it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (XvPQV)

13 4 CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

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Sorry.

https://tinyurl.com/33afh67s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

14 It is a standard claim of the left that the only reason adults support Republicans is that they watch an hour or two of FOXN a day.

And here they are making the claim that having a teacher ram homosexuality down childrens' throats is...ok...because...they have the discretion to intelligently digest what the teacher is forcing them to listen to?

Such bullshit

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

15 Bringing back all the old faves, I see.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (dscaa)

16 Oh no it's the Amy Schumer wannabe again, with hair like matchsticks.

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (IxbL5)

17 Is it safe?

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

18 WTF is "folx"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

19 These people are just sick.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (rF64X)

20 There needs to be a parent observing every class.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (qnVBz)

21 14 It is a standard claim of the left that the only reason adults support Republicans is that they watch an hour or two of FOXN a day.

And here they are making the claim that having a teacher ram homosexuality down childrens' throats is...ok...because...they have the discretion to intelligently digest what the teacher is forcing them to listen to?

Such bullshit
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

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"Propaganda works, and we should be the only ones with the ability to disseminate any."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

22 is this some sort of time warrp thread?

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (K3ZCc)

23 I would complain about this being mostly a thread from yesterday, but the comments are mixed up.

So, I'm good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

24 Oh no it's the Amy Schumer wannabe again, with hair like matchsticks.
Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (IxbL5)


Wait, there are people who WANT to be Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

25 He also says he will "follow the discretion" of his kindergarten students in discussing his homosexuality, and if they want to discuss his "partner," he will.
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Setting aside for a moment whether or not this would be appropriate (it wouldn't be), if this is his position then he is welcome to start his own private school dedicated to sexual perversion. The fact is that he is an employee, and he has a boss and his boss has a boss and so on until the penultimate boss which is the government of Florida and the final boss which is the people of Florida.

Well, your bosses say "no, you won't." Now you have a choice, and it's the same choice anyone with a boss they don't like has to make: continue working for the boss while doing what you're told, or quit and try to find a different boss or start your own thing and be your own boss. Make your choice, you creepy pervert.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (DU+/6)

26 Hey chique!

Yeah, gotta love when that happens.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (6yuv4)

27 This Law Impacts My Ability To Talk About My Sex Life With Five Year Olds

Yes, you have correctly grokked the law's purpose.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable cruel eccentric at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (rvV+O)

28 Whew. Any longer in that thread, and I was ready to send my wife out for sammiches and 12 guys.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (F0YaR)

29 Read the content. Last week.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (dscaa)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

31 18 WTF is "folx"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

There's none so queer as folx

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (XvPQV)

32 These people are sick, sick, sick.

My Sunday school class read "The Roman road to ruin" Romans 1:18-32. These sickos fit those Scriptures perfectly.

Posted by: jmel at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (bVhJi)

33 Any item that we wonder if it is fake, EG Will Smith, I will -assume- is fake and not talk about it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM (44ww/)

34 Why is there a pride week in March? Don't they have an entire month?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (qnVBz)

35 Dadgummit. I was about to say how happy I was that I missed the Will Smith thread, and look what we get in its place.

Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (m45I2)

36 is this some sort of time warrp thread?
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 02:57 PM


*jumps to the left*

Could be.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (RkC6l)

37 >>This Law Impacts My Ability To Talk About My Sex Life With Five Year Olds



Nailed it. Groomer.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (q9sxv)

38 It's only marriage, you guys. What else could go wrong?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Who tweaked the time on the comments threads.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (vMCab)

40 Well at least Aspirational Karen won't have to worry about *her* kiddos getting groomed at school, because the jab has fvcked white girl fertility right to hell:

https://tinyurl.com/mubmzrpa

Sorry, Karen -- no victims, I mean babies - for you!

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (b7Xoy)

41 This groomer says he finds words like "indoctrinating" kids into homosexuality "hurtful."
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The kids who get groomed and have their lives twisted up probably find it hurtful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)

42 So, what legal recourse do parents have against teachers who violate the law here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

43 In response to lesbian teacher...your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (+56GQ)

44 How does this law somehow prohibit a teacher from telling a kid, "I went snowboarding this weekend with my partner" if they're asked what they did that weekend?

These people are hysterical ninnies and sleazy predators.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (wmDcS)

45 Hi SMH!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (rF64X)

46 smh

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (K3ZCc)

47 43 In response to lesbian teacher...your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (+56GQ)

Thats's a terrible thing to say and it's terrible that I agree with it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (XvPQV)

48 Are we really to believe that the rate of homosexuality skyrocketed 3000%, from 2% to 60%, in her classroom?

Or is it more likely some hardcore grooming is going on?

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Grooming is impossible. Homosexuals are born that way...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)

49 Unstuck in time!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

50 Remember, all they wanted was just the right to visit their partner in the hospital if they were sick ....

But raping your kids is part of the deal ....

Your fault for not knowing that ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (O+Hgi)

51 >>How does this law somehow prohibit a teacher from telling a kid, "I went snowboarding this weekend with my partner"


I think you meant 'snowballing'.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (q9sxv)

52 That teacher didn't say the "detective" game was designed to evade a ban on discussing homosexuality with very young students, but a later Libs of TikTok video featured a different teacher explaining the same basic trickery -- creating circumstances to prod students into asking about homosexuality, so that she could then say "They asked me." That teacher did confirm the entire point of the game was to get students to ask her about being gay, to circumvent the school's ban on teachers introducing the topic of sexuality to students.


What the fuck does any of this have to do with reading, writing and arithmetic?

They should be fed to sea life.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

53 WTF is "folx"?

*******

More pressing question is "What does the folkx say?"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (m45I2)

54 44 How does this law somehow prohibit a teacher from telling a kid, "I went snowboarding this weekend with my partner" if they're asked what they did that weekend?

These people are hysterical ninnies and sleazy predators.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (wmDcS)

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"None of your business. Now sit down and start reading Paradise Lost you little shit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

55 There needs to be a parent observing every class.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (qnVBz)

There HAVE been parents observing classes during the lockdowns.

That's a huge reason there's been so much pushback: Parents have finally SEEN what the actual fuck is going on in the classroom.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (cvNl1)

56 34 Why is there a pride week in March? Don't they have an entire month?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (qnVBz)


Isn't there some gay celebration bull shit, some day or week almost every month.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (vMCab)

57 Rule 308

It comes! It comes!!!!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (ZW1rs)

58 Fire up the wood chippers.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (i6shs)

59 Who tweaked the time on the comments threads.
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (vMCab)


Not me. My cardboard membership does not come with time machine privileges.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)

60 >>Unstuck in time!


More like Untuck time.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (q9sxv)

61 That's the point, sparky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (tfPJ6)

62 WTF is "folx"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)
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Woke-ass spelling of "folks." No, I don't know why. Even I struggle to figure that one out. It's even stupider and more pointless than "Latinx."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (DU+/6)

63 Clinical narcissistic sociopaths are running the asylum.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (CeF+e)

64 He's really going to like the game the detectives are going to be playing with the kids in his class: The Show Me On The Doll Where The Teacher Touched Me game.

This idiot doesn't have a clue how impressionable kids are and he needs to be taught that lesson good and hard doing a stretch in the state pen.

His Lawyer: Your Honor, my client wouldn't have committed these crimes if it wasn't for the computers.

Posted by: torabora at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (KMK7G)

65 "promote health and fitness"
________

By pushing perversion??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (q+fko)

66 Stone the witch

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (2JoB8)

67 This really shouldn't need to be said, but adults should not be discussing their sex lives with other people's children.

This norm will likely be restored during The Burning Times.

Posted by: butch at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (cHvOo)

68 Is there anyone on the Left who doesn't want to fuck children?

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (yQpMk)

69 My kindergarten teacher used to tell us all about he weekend bar crawls, cocaine blackouts, and one night stands. She even took us on a field trip to the abortion clinic she frequented because she hated when men used condoms.

Oh, wait. No she didn't. She taught us how to read and count.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (qnVBz)

70 Matthew 18:6

"But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea."

I'd prefer we set them on fire, Lord, but Your way is fine, too.

Soon? Please?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (vEQDU)

71 Young medical staff who lost their jobs rather than submit to the vasxscs gave concern about fertility issues as the main reason.

Naomi Wolf publicized all the stories coming in from women experiencing menstrual difficulties post-jab, and for her trouble what did she get?

Thrown off the Tw@tter. Permaban

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (b7Xoy)

72 Well, on the plus side it's gratifying to see the left pull off the mask and admit they've been grooming children.

On the minus side, THEY'VE BEEN GROOMING CHILDREN. And intend to keep doing so, but will be more secretive about it.

Like I said yesterday, this is what made me change my view that homosexuals deserve to be tolerated in society and allowed to live life as they please. "Doing what the please" appears to mean "corrupt children so they can expand their field of available sexual targets."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (q7Iwh)

73 What the fuck does any of this have to do with reading, writing and arithmetic? ...
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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You seem to be operating under the false assumption that education is the purpose of schools.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

74 Why is there a pride week in March? Don't they have an entire month?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM (qnVBz)


Pride week begins three Sundays after the second Tuesday following the lunar equinox. Except when it overlaps pride month, which begins the first month after the blue-thonged cockgobbler is spotted migrating to Provincetown, but the two may overlap if the zodiac alignments indicate that this is the Year of the Pride. Except during the Century of the Pride, when it goes back to normal.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (wmDcS)

75 Jim Goad was right: gays were much more fun when they were in the closet.

Posted by: some guy out west at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (r0ppe)

76 Fire them all

Posted by: deadrody at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (SnywI)

77 My grammar school teachers (I never went to kindergarten) *never* talked about their home lives. To this day I have no idea if they were married, divorced, or anything else. Teaching was about the kids then, in the sense of "Do the lessons in your arithmetic book, problems 1-20, for tomorrow," and if you didn't have your homework the next day you could get a detention or have to stay inside during recess. Sure, there were fun times, but they weren't about the teacher!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (txdEq)

78 Hey c5 : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (6yuv4)

79 'If you want to stop me you're gonna have to F*cking kill me.'

Your terms are acceptable. And +1 for modeling the correct grammar on 'you're'

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (4I/2K)

80 Gay kindergarten 'teachers'??

I'm headed back to the comfort of Will's cuckdom. Rumplestiltskin got off easy; he only slept for 20 years.

This insanity shit is DURABLE.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (F0YaR)

81 Thats's a terrible thing to say and it's terrible that I agree with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (XvPQV)
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Not at all. It's a righteous position to take. It's morally *justified* to agree with that position.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (YIVH2)

82 If you put an "x" in any word, it makes it inclusivx.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (qnVBz)

83 > Often the claim is made that it's just terrible that a gay teacher can't talk about his gay husband with kids

I don't remember any of my (straight) teachers talking about their (straight) spouses. EVER.

Maybe once in a great while a spouse would be mentioned, but it certainly wasn't an important facet of classroom time.



Posted by: Satriale's Pork Store at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (bW8dp)

84 Grooming is impossible. Homosexuals are born that way...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Sure! That happened to me!

Posted by: Justin Castreau, Former Alterboy at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (ZW1rs)

85 I'd like to point out, I called this over 20 years ago (under a prior nic) when SSM "reared" its ugly head. I was called a bigot and slippery sloper for my trouble. Welcome to the future, brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (i6shs)

86 Again, there is not supposed to be a "relationship" between a teacher and a student, teachers sine quo non is to teach subject material that's it, not propagandize kids, not build a relationship, not be their buddies, etc.

Basically parents need to gain control of the schools and curriculum so this f**king nonsense bullsh*t can end.

And stop "sex education" immediately, there is no place or need for it in elementary school, middle school or for that matter high school and increasingly it's simply been turned into GloboHomo recruiting and outreach.

Oh and F**K Gabriel Malor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (vvX3p)

87 If I had young kids in public school right now I would need some serious bail money, just sayin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (bVYXr)

88 Grooming is impossible. Homosexuals are born that way...
Posted by: Joe Mannix


If you are born that way, "grooming" is unnecessary. If they aren't born that way, you can't change them.

If it's a choice, then you can choose to be straight.

Pretty fucking straightforward. If they ain't lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (Ek4HO)

89 If you put an "x" in any word, it makes it inclusivx.


hordx

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (K3ZCc)

90 In the latest season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, there's a couple episode arc where Mac (who now fully embraces that he is gay) debates whether his identity should be fully wrapped around being Irish or being gay.

Eventually, the crew gets fed up with this and calls him out on his bullshit.

Would that these groomers, pedo weirdos had a similar crew...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

91 82 If you put an "x" in any word, it makes it inclusivx.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (qnVBz)

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So, XXX porn is super inclusivx, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

92 Who tweaked the time on the comments threads.
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 02:58 PM


Who put the ram in ram-a-rama-ding-dong?

Posted by: Bop at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (a3Q+t)

93 The "discretion" of five-year-olds.

I would ask if they honestly believe five-year-olds have the "discretion" to initiate adult conversations like this; but then, that's really the point, isn't it?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (APrWx)

94 More like Untuck time.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM


Next to be blacklisted: The Untuckit Shirt Co.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (RkC6l)

95 If we want to stop you from talking about sex to children we have to kill you?

We find your terms... acceptable.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (oHd/0)

96 >>F**K Gabriel Malor.


Line starts in back, buddy.

Posted by: Line Outside Parkway Restroom at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (q9sxv)

97 Woke-ass spelling of "folks." No, I don't know why. Even I struggle to figure that one out. It's even stupider and more pointless than "Latinx."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:00 PM (DU+/6)


THAT at least makes some sort of brain damaged sense, since there are masculine and feminine forms (latino and latina). But folks? That doesn't have to be degenderfied.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

98 what we need is somebody to groom hot 30 year old women to be cocksuckrs

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (K3ZCc)

99 As a Moron mentioned earlier, I could even tell you the first name of Miss Jones, my kindergarten teacher, much less what she was putting up which hole.

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (yQpMk)

100 Pride week begins three Sundays after the second Tuesday following the lunar equinox. Except when it overlaps pride month, which begins the first month after the blue-thonged cockgobbler is spotted migrating to Provincetown, but the two may overlap if the zodiac alignments indicate that this is the Year of the Pride. Except during the Century of the Pride, when it goes back to normal.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (wmDcS)
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Weird how this happens to occur when so many people are preparing for Easter by celebrating Lent right now...Almost like these degenerate perverts want to rub it in our faces that they are mocking God and His Son....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (YIVH2)

101 While I understand that Wellness Walk is something ... to promote health and fitness ... it really takes away from the experience of celebrating Pride ...
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Uhhh, yeah. Male homosexuality is the highest-risk lifestyle choice. It doesn't mesh with "wellness" at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

102 Well, he'll slip up and get sued by some parents, because these jackass groomers can't help it. They are groomers after all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (lgeFv)

103 Sorry.

https://tinyurl.com/33afh67s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Accepted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (DU+/6)

104 Malor have any mean tweets about this?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (y7DUB)

105 Sure, there were fun times, but they werent about the teacher!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I was glad my fifth grade teacher never talked about her husband.

Would have gotten in the way of my teenage teacher fantasy.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (ZW1rs)

106 > Latinx.

Next up: "lesbianx", which is inclusive language for "male lesbians" and "lesbians with penises", and "lesbians with prostate glands".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (bW8dp)

107 I called this over 20 years ago (under a prior nic) when SSM "reared" its ugly head. I was called a bigot and slippery sloper for my trouble. Welcome to the future, brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (i6shs)

Probably by Gabe Malor.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (cvNl1)

108 101 While I understand that Wellness Walk is something ... to promote health and fitness ... it really takes away from the experience of celebrating Pride ...
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Uhhh, yeah. Male homosexuality is the highest-risk lifestyle choice. It doesn't mesh with "wellness" at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

==========

Sex and the City is life, bitches! Slay kweeeeen!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

109 Is this post a rerun? Seems life I've seen this before.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (MFphb)

110 Sick deviants trying to justify their abhorrent behavior by forcing their lifestyle and psychosis on children. These people shouldn't be anywhere near a school. In fact, anyone violating the law should be made to register as a sex offender.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (YZIQF)

111 I taught - albeit not at the K-12 level - for many years.

I NEVER discussed absolutely anything about my life outside of the lecture theater. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Nichevo.

I also never mentioned anything at all about my politics, or anything else, except chemistry. That was it.

To do anything else is totally unprofessional, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (q+fko)

112 Warm fuzzy and familiar... that feeling pedo's get on the first day of school.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (BFigT)

113 Like with the word "gay," this whole business has ruined a perfectly good word, "groom." As in "good grooming," as in grooming your horse/dog/cat, as in being well-groomed. I'm not complaining about our use of the word.
It's that the gays and pedos have made it necessary for us to bring this topic up at all and thereby find a word to describe it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (txdEq)

114 jadx

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (K3ZCc)

115 If we want to stop you from talking about sex to children we have to kill you?



get the notary

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (K3ZCc)

116 60% of people have always been LGBTQ+, but have been too afraid to admit it until now.

Posted by: Sid at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (0QkNH)

117 'If you want to stop me you're gonna have to F*cking kill me.'


Odds that she's already reported multiple Twitter users for making her feel unsafe?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (6oPFc)

118 Never in K-12 did I discuss or care to discuss my teachers wife, husband dyke or power bottom. I doubt any child does so now unless prodded to do so. This is a lie and the rectal buccaneer should be fired immediately and slapped with some pedo charges.

YMMV

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (iDcra)

119 I'd look sideways at a male Kindergarten teacher anyway, but one that's already saying they'd discuss subjects that should be off limits for any 5 year old would have me requesting a teacher change. He will find a way to bring up his homosexuality and we all know it. Because he wants to.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

120 I made it from K through 12th grade not knowing a single damn thing about ANY of my teachers' personal lives.

Posted by: Venus at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (YVBLw)

121 >>So kindergartners need to know all about who you're Gay Going Steady With?


In kindergarten one of my son's good friends had two mommies. Hubby and I decided that the best way to teach him that there are same-sex parents was to *not* make a big deal about it (if you want people to think it's normal then you don;t constantly point to is and say "That's normal -- see that? Let's stop and single it out just to reinforce how TOTALLY NORMAL and not strange that is!)

The obsessive need to talk, talk, talk about all this reinforces how much these weirdos feel it is NOT normal, it is so special it must be dissected and discussed, and praised blah blah blah. Kinda like overpraising the slow kid for doing the most basic tasks. Gah, apart from the grooming, do they even see how NOT NORMAL this is?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (MmndN)

122 To put it another way: Perhaps Chesterton's Fence could be renamed Chesterton's Closet. There might have been a good reason the closet was there in the first place.

Posted by: some guy out west at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (r0ppe)

123 Posted by: Sid at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (0QkNH)

=======

A clear majority of people have always been gay but a nefarious minority has managed to keep that silent for...thousands of years?

Alright. Sid is a sock. No one is this stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

124 PS: Now that I think about it, I never knew anything about the private lives of any of my teachers. I had no idea if they were married (except for teachers going by "Miss"), if they kids, where they were from, what their politics were, nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (q+fko)

125 There will be a point where they reach the people who just want their children left alone. They won't like what comes next after that, because it's not a dildo.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (YZIQF)

126 >>60% of people have always been LGBTQ+, but have been too afraid to admit it until now.


Messenger Bag and Vespa Futures are UP!

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (q9sxv)

127 What does it say about a so-called "adult" that they just MUST engage five year-olds about the adult's sex preferences?

These people are utterly demented and should be run out of polite society.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (guGkK)

128 Almost like these degenerate perverts want to rub it in our faces that they are mocking God and His Son....
Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel

Please see the Gay Rainbow flag. The rainbow was Gods promise never to decimate humanity again for depravations.

And now they use it to celebrate their depravations.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (ZW1rs)

129 I was glad my fifth grade teacher never talked about her husband.

Would have gotten in the way of my teenage teacher fantasy.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 29, 2022


***
You were 13 when you were in 5th grade?

Explains a lot about you, JC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (txdEq)

130 How the hell did we get to the place where we are supposed to listen to children about what is acceptable?

Even College students are there to Learn. They have yet to do anything in their lives. They have not produced, created, raised children... not lived life yet. But we are supposed to RESPECT their opinions? Respect is EARNED, it is not GIVEN.

When we allow a foreign child (Greta) to harangue and lecture our Lawmakers? We have lost the very concept Wisdom.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (oHd/0)

131 It's almost as if a society that condones and encourages abortion devalues its young and wishes to destroy the innocence of those who managed to escape that fate.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (CeF+e)

132 I would instruct my kid to tell the teacher that I don't want you to tell me about sexual preferences and if you continue to do so I will End you! Okay maybe not that last part . Maybe 'will report you ' might be better.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (/ijUi)

133 These people need to be removed from society, let alone the classrooms.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (f4Pba)

134 They just wanted the right to visit the friend they infected with the virus as they lay dying in the hospital.

Ask Gov. Newsom how that's working out.

Posted by: torabora at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (KMK7G)

135 I also never mentioned anything at all about my politics, or anything else, except chemistry. That was it.

To do anything else is totally unprofessional, IMO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (q+fko)
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What? You didn't talk about how much carbon likes to fvck every other element in the periodic table?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (YIVH2)

136 WTF is "folx"?

*******

More pressing question is "What does the folkx say?"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM (m45I2)

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (XvPQV)

137 Posted by: Sid at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (0QkNH)

And I wish they'd STFU about it now. I don't want to hear about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (q+fko)

138 >>To put it another way: Perhaps Chesterton's Fence could be renamed Chesterton's Closet.


Chesterton's Fuckswing is more like it.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (q9sxv)

139 Wasn't Malor the Disgruntled Loaf or something? Ungrateful Loaf?

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (yQpMk)

140 Part of my mellowing is the fact that people, apparently, insist the vast majority of Disney employees are against grooming and for this new law. That's all well and good, but they don't matter much more than the mythical Good German during the usual unpleasantness.

The nice thought is that you might not have to kill many people to win. Target the upper ranks of Disney, Wall Street, 30 Rock, and Silicon Valley. Perhaps many NPCs will fall into line.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (nkYVM)

141 If we want to stop you from talking about sex to children we have to kill you?



get the notary
Posted by: confederatefifth



THREADWINNER!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Ek4HO)

142 Soon...

Posted by: Day of the Eraser at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (/5vM6)

143 109 Is this post a rerun? Seems life I've seen this before.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (MFphb)


Ace did cover some of this yesterday.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (vMCab)

144
The smart play would be to say to say a kindergarten teacher isn't "qualified" to discuss sex with children, therefore that teacher is Spreading Misinformation.

Right?

Isn't "Misinformation," like, the Worst Thing Ever?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (nIpaw)

145 116 60% of people have always been LGBTQ+, but have been too afraid to admit it until now.
Posted by: Sid at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (0QkNH)

Citation needed.

Nevermind, this statement is bullshit.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Rl7KJ)

146 "I love to take it up the ass from another man and I can't wait to tell little kids about it!"

Unhinged.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (guGkK)

147 They demand the right to sow the seeds of their own destruction, but they forget that what's fashionable today is anathema tomorrow. When the wine moms eventually turn, and they will, it will be bad for them.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (fj2YZ)

148 144
The smart play would be to say to say a kindergarten teacher isn't "qualified" to discuss sex with children, therefore that teacher is Spreading Misinformation.

Right?

Isn't "Misinformation," like, the Worst Thing Ever?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 29, 2022 03:07 PM (nIpaw)

=========

They're not even biologists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

149 I have read, and no, I don't have the source at my fingertips, that the number of gay and lesbian people is south of 10%. If only that were true of leftists.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (Vr12I)

150 I'd look sideways at a male Kindergarten teacher anyway...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

I have to admit this bothers me, even though I know it's true and accept WHY it's true.

I believe kids need positive, strong male role models in their lives. I also know that a lot of kids don't have one at home. I spent about 15 years of my adult life considering teaching kindergarten, first, or second grades so I could be that influence.

But the way we look at male teachers convinced me it was too dangerous.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (cvNl1)

151 Teacher, do you have a dog?

yes, I do.

Do you love your dog?

ok, let me tell you about love...

[but they asked me about love!]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (Ynyl9)

152 > Wait, there are people who WANT to be Amy Schumer?

They're called "transschumers", I think, though there's some movement toward calling them "transamys", to distinguish them from those who want to be Chuck Schumer ("transchucks"). But then there'd be confusion with those who want to be Amy Carter...


Whatever happened to Amy Carter, anyway? Is she happy that Chelsea Clinton beat her out for being the ugliest presidential spawn of all time, much as Jimmeh is probably happy that Barack Obama took his title for worst president of all time?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (bW8dp)

153 I have watched a lot of kindergarten teachers at work and most of them rarely mention their own home lives. Kindergarteners are not interested in the teacher's personal life, only in their own. When I've brought up my own life, it's to say "When I was your age, my dad came home with a puppy..." or something along those lines. They can relate to you if you show you remember what it was like being a kid like them. They can't relate to or care about your adult relationships.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (HabA/)

154 109 Is this post a rerun? Seems life I've seen this before.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (MFphb)

Ace is a huge 'What's Happening?" fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (XvPQV)

155 So, what legal recourse do parents have against teachers who violate the law here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa




Legal? None whatsoever.

Morally correct, though difficult? Everyone knows, but nobody will say it, and damn few are brave enough to do it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (vEQDU)

156 [ii] If you put an "x" in any word, it makes it inclusivx.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

******

Xeroxx makes copies in both black AND white!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (m45I2)

157 The teacher can talk his no-no square happy places and the parents can talk about their DIY projects, which include shovels and quicklime...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

158 My retirement years have been joyful thanks to my new calling, kindergarten teacher.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (hTeRG)

159 ... and color!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (m45I2)

160 I made it from K through 12th grade not knowing a single damn thing about ANY of my teachers' personal lives.
Posted by: Venus at March 29, 2022


***
I had an English teacher in 10th grade who mentioned her husband (she was young -- quite hot, actually -- and hadn't been married long), and a couple of Spanish teachers, women, who left in mid-year to get married (or so I was told). Aside from that, zilch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (txdEq)

161 Almost like these degenerate perverts want to rub it in our faces that they are mocking God and His Son....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
___

Oh, they are.
And they will live to regret it, for a long, long time.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (6yuv4)

162 If everyone is gay then no one is gay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (UuD2k)

163 12 It's all about the children, isn't it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 02:55 PM (XvPQV)

Well, yeah. But in a millstone around the neck and thrown into the sea kind of way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (II3Gr)

164 Please see the Gay Rainbow flag. The rainbow was Gods promise never to decimate humanity again for depravations.

And now they use it to celebrate their depravations.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (ZW1rs)

I would point out that on anything but a global scale, that guarantee expired with the destruction of Sodom itself. Hey, what are the odds.

Although I must admit, Lot sending his innocent daughters to satisfy the lusts of the crowd was fucked up. No wonder most rabbis take a dim view of it.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (nkYVM)

165 WTF is "folx"?

*******

More pressing question is "What does the folkx say?"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 02:59 PM


You know who else said Volks? Yep a Mister Hilter used that word.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (bVYXr)

166 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (iDcra)

Mid 70's even our limited Sex Ed classes, were all films.

No talk or questions at all.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (oHd/0)

167 I went K through College not knowing anything personal about my instructors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (lgeFv)

168 Is this post a rerun? Seems life I've seen this before.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 29, 2022 03:04 PM (MFphb)


We have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: The Berenstein Bears at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (h5TKJ)

169 over 100 -

Brandon is out of his mind, Chapter 1,599,385:

Daily Mail Headline up now:

"Biden tries to fix a gaffe with another gaffe: Pentagon walks back President's claim the US is training Ukrainian soldiers in Poland after President seemed to let slip during baffling Monday briefing."

So, the military contradicts Biden's statement clarifying his statement that the White House had to clean-up last week. Something like that.

This imbecile is dangerous. Words matter at his job level.

Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (AMIL/)

170 If you are a dude and are a teacher of 5 or 6 year olds, you're a pedo. Period. End of story.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (OalnH)

171 149 I have read, and no, I don't have the source at my fingertips, that the number of gay and lesbian people is south of 10%. If only that were true of leftists.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:08 PM (Vr12I)

=========

Supposedly reliable polling consistently puts it at 3% or less, which makes sense. 3% is a statistical anomaly. Choosing to exclusively engage in sex that will not propagate a species is anomalous behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

172
Is this post a rerun? Seems life I've seen this before.

It was here yesterday. So was sid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (63Dwl)

173 Sick deviants trying to justify their abhorrent behavior by forcing their lifestyle and psychosis on children. These people shouldn't be anywhere near a school.

--

A remake of Curtis Mayfield's Pusherman seems timely right about now. Except it's not drugs in schoolyards, it's Big Homo/Big Tranny being pushed onto schoolchildren.

Too harsh?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (sVtYq)

174 You can proselytize about sexual lifestyles, but not religion. Oh, wait

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (Vr12I)

175 If we want to stop you from talking about sex to children we have to kill you?



get the notary
Posted by: confederatefifth
===

Her terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (iDcra)

176 My kindergarten teacher used to tell us all about he weekend bar crawls, cocaine blackouts, and one night stands. She even took us on a field trip to the abortion clinic she frequented because she hated when men used condoms.

Oh, wait. No she didn't. She taught us how to read and count.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (qnVBz)

modern priorities

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

177 First it was optional, then required. By that rule I assume its only a matter of time before little kids watch gay porn in class.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (hTeRG)

178 Supposedly reliable polling consistently puts it at 3% or less, which makes sense. 3% is a statistical anomaly. Choosing to exclusively engage in sex that will not propagate a species is anomalous behavior.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

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For the yuutes it's well into the teens. GenZ is getting GHEY AS FUCK. If polls are to be believed anyway.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (OalnH)

179 There are times when I watch the movie 'Frailty' and really, really, really wish I was Bill Paxton's character. Or McConaughey.

I just want God to designate targets and let us go weapons-free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (XvPQV)

180 I have read, and no, I don't have the source at my fingertips, that the number of gay and lesbian people is south of 10%. If only that were true of leftists.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022


***
I believe Kinsey concluded from his infamous research after WWII that the number was closer to 1-2%. If that much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)

181 @139

>>Wasn't Malor the Disgruntled Loaf or something?

Malor was the lying c**trag that would get into fights with commenters about all they want is to get "Gay Married" that's all they want, why don't you want gay people to be happy...

Bullsh**t, clearly, that's not all they wanted. They want the children.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (vvX3p)

182 In kindergarten one of my son's good friends had two mommies. Hubby and I decided that the best way to teach him that there are same-sex parents was to *not* make a big deal about it (if you want people to think it's normal then you don;t constantly point to is and say "That's normal -- see that? Let's stop and single it out just to reinforce how TOTALLY NORMAL and not strange that is!)

The obsessive need to talk, talk, talk about all this reinforces how much these weirdos feel it is NOT normal, it is so special it must be dissected and discussed, and praised blah blah blah. Kinda like overpraising the slow kid for doing the most basic tasks. Gah, apart from the grooming, do they even see how NOT NORMAL this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:06 PM (MmndN)


And these idiots can't even consider that this also protects the "Heather has two mommies" crew as well. So you don't have some teacher talking to a 5 year old about how her mommies are sinners going to hell. Of course some of this is probably because they have worked very hard to push as many conservative people out of teaching that they know almost all of them are fellow travelers.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (vMCab)

183 Much like his diapers, Brandon's mouth leaks like a sieve.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (guGkK)

184 I knew a few personal details about my teachers in middle school onward, mostly in high school. I got along well with a few teachers, and my HS was in a small town where everyone knew everyone else. It's hard to know nothing about a teacher when you see her with her husband at a restaurant or the store. But they never made it a big part of anything in the classroom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (wmDcS)

185 Who put the ram in ram-a-rama-ding-dong?

Posted by: Bop at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Definitely not me.

Posted by: Will Smith at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (dscaa)

186
In other countries, some people would take that offer to kill that screaming harpie.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (t6XCL)

187 "Biden tries to fix a gaffe with another gaffe: Pentagon walks back President's claim the US is training Ukrainian soldiers in Poland after President seemed to let slip during baffling Monday briefing."

So, the military contradicts Biden's statement clarifying his statement that the White House had to clean-up last week. Something like that.

This imbecile is dangerous. Words matter at his job level.
Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (AMIL/)

These aren't gaffes, Biden has to be coached. The handlers themselves are making the gaffes to be corrected.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

188 178 For the yuutes it's well into the teens. GenZ is getting GHEY AS FUCK. If polls are to be believed anyway.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (OalnH)

=======

"Queer" now includes the definition, "likes sex with a person of the other gender but sometimes isn't interested in sex at all."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

189 60% of people have always been LGBTQ+, but have been too afraid to admit it until now.
Posted by: Sid at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (0QkNH)



This is an unbelievable load of donkeyshit, right here.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

190 179 There are times when I watch the movie 'Frailty' and really, really, really wish I was Bill Paxton's character. Or McConaughey.

I just want God to designate targets and let us go weapons-free.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (XvPQV)

*sharpens OTIS*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (II3Gr)

191 Whatever happened to Amy Carter, anyway? Is she happy that Chelsea Clinton beat her out for being the ugliest presidential spawn of all time, much as Jimmeh is probably happy that Barack Obama took his title for worst president of all time?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
===

Preezy Shit Midas owned that title a scant 12 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (iDcra)

192 I believe Kinsey concluded from his infamous research after WWII that the number was closer to 1-2%. If that much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)


in prison.

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

193 A remake of Curtis Mayfield's Pusherman seems timely right about now. Except it's not drugs in schoolyards, it's Big Homo/Big Tranny being pushed onto schoolchildren.

Too harsh?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (sVtYq)

Not at all. Plus a great soundtrack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (XvPQV)

194 For awhile I've been trying to figure out why gay teachers are compelled to do this. Straight teachers don't seem to feel the need to rap with students about their love life.

Then I realized this is about propogation of their species. By definition they can't reproduce through their prefered sexual orientation. Therefor the only way they can keep their culture from dying out in a generation or two is through recruitment of other people's children

And yes I know that goes against the "born this way" mythos, but they fear that the mythos may be false.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (h/m/7)

195 A remake of Curtis Mayfield's Pusherman seems timely right about now. Except it's not drugs in schoolyards, it's Big Homo/Big Tranny being pushed onto schoolchildren.

Too harsh?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022


***
Then: "You wanna be a junkie, why?"

Now: "You wanna be a tranny, why?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (txdEq)

196 The previous post is broken. The time is wrong. The latest comments go somewhere before the end of the comments. I can't even.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (k8wcX)

197 I'm probably one of the hugest not-happy-with-gay people here, but even I understand that the Anti-groomer bill should probably not restrict students from mentioning their "two moms" or dads type of thing.

But in my day, you never knew whether a teacher was single or married. And you even felt that there was something twisted in the universe if you saw them at a store with normal people. It's like "Hey, Mrs. Person, you shop for food, too? You have to eat, too?"

So, I don't think a gay teacher has to discuss their adult relationship.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (XHhHI)

198 Teachers aren't there to talk about their personal lives. Teachers aren't there to talk about what the student wants to talk about.

They are there to teach a specific curriculum.
Period.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Y7uha)

199 I went K through College not knowing anything personal about my instructors.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (lgeFv)
++++
I had two professors where I knew them outside of class. We were friendly. Still are, in one case. Pre-college? No, never. I knew one of my teachers was gay because, well, it is extremely obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

200 145 116 60% of people have always been LGBTQ+, but have been too afraid to admit it until now.
Posted by: Sid at March 29, 2022 03:05 PM (0QkNH)

Citation needed.

Nevermind, this statement is bullshit.

--

Remember just a few days ago...the statistics that came out about actual numbers vs. perceived numbers? Yeah, Sid's a little...off track. Wishful thinking doesn't make it so.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM (sVtYq)

201 This is an unbelievable load of donkeyshit, right here.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)



My kingdom for a sarc tag.

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yQpMk)

202 isn't ozone just two oxygen atoms that love each other?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Ynyl9)

203 Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank you for providing my daughter and son-in-law with the ability to homeschool the grandbabies.

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (6yuv4)

204 This imbecile is dangerous. Words matter at his job level.
Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (AMIL/)


Daily Mail had a close up of the cheat sheet he uses. It was titled, "Tough Putin Q&A Talking Points."

https://is.gd/gbGx0m

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

205 I would get my kid out of that groomer's class so fast the vacuum would extinguish his flaming.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (II3Gr)

206 Headline I would like to see:

Disney to leave Florida

Posted by: torabora at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (KMK7G)

207 I have been on the conservative side of this debate, and still am, but must admit this post is the first time I'm questioning what we're actually talking about. I thought we were talking about evangelizing sexual orientation and encouraging kids to consider trans and such. A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?

Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)

208 *sharpens OTIS*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (II3Gr)

You need to sell tire irons with that on it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (XvPQV)

209 I had an English teacher in 10th grade who mentioned her husband (she was young -- quite hot, actually -- and hadn't been married long), and a couple of Spanish teachers, women, who left in mid-year to get married (or so I was told). Aside from that, zilch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:09 PM (txdEq)

When I was a lad you knew the marriage status because they were Miss X or Mrs Y.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

210 "This Law Impacts My Ability To Talk About My Sex Life With Five Year Olds"

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Will Smith at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (YZIQF)

211 Strangely my kindergarten teacher never told me anything about who she was dating.

My second grade teacher did but that was because she got married and was gone for a week for her honeymoon.

So we learned his last name as she did take his name.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (DFyr7)

212 (0QkNH)
Bless your deluded heart.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (6yuv4)

213 Said before sex as a topic I think didn't come up until maybe 10th grade, I know not much before

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (2JoB8)

214 Whatever happened to Amy Carter, anyway?

---
The fall of the Soviet Union made nuclear proliferation experts less marketable, I guess.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (XHhHI)

215 Amy Carter? Married since 1996, two children, does not involve herself in politics and causes. Very low profile.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (Vr12I)

216 I think the only thing I knew personal about any teacher was one told us we would have a substitute next week since she was going on her honeymoon.

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (ou23q)

217 208 *sharpens OTIS*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (II3Gr)

You need to sell tire irons with that on it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (XvPQV)

Oh shit, that would be AWESOME

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (II3Gr)

218 For the yuutes it's well into the teens. GenZ is getting GHEY AS FUCK. If polls are to be believed anyway.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
===

Polls, get this, are not to be trusted about hot button leftist bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (iDcra)

219 A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)


Gabe, is that you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (guGkK)

220 206 Headline I would like to see:

Disney to leave Florida
Posted by: torabora at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (KMK7G)

Disney to Declare Bankruptcy

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

221 /off Star Warts sock

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

222 206 Headline I would like to see:

Disney to leave Florida
Posted by: torabora at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (KMK7G)

=========

They have tens of billions of dollars in assets there. It's not just the park. It's Cape Canaveral too, one of their busiest ports for their cruise line.

Also, they just moved tens of thousands of California employees to Florida last year because California wouldn't stop the lockdowns.

DeSantis knows all of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

223 This imbecile is dangerous. Words matter at his job level.
Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:10 PM (AMIL/)

These aren't gaffes, Biden has to be coached. The handlers themselves are making the gaffes to be corrected.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

We had Green Beret 'A' teams in Ukraine for the last several years. I would bet some of them are still there.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

224 212 (0QkNH)
Bless your deluded heart.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (6yuv4)

Hey, SMH. How are things going?

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (Vr12I)

225 This post goes along very nicely with the story in the NY Post about Rep. Madison Cawthorn and his claims that Congress is like something out of House of Cards (or 12 Caesars or the Satyricon)--debauchery and orgies. Kinda gives the word "Congress" a new meaning. We wondered if that was the case, but it's amusing to see a Representative say it out loud. These are our leaders.

Posted by: Caliban at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (HgGBT)

226 >>In other countries, some people would take that offer to kill that screaming harpie.


It's the cutesy, smug smile at the end. WTF is that?

She unleashes that unhinged screech saying you'll pry her sex ed curriculum from her cold, dead hands and then smirks because she knows she can say whatever she wants with mom and dad not in the classroom.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (MmndN)

227 I'm probably one of the hugest not-happy-with-gay people here, but even I understand that the Anti-groomer bill should probably not restrict students from mentioning their "two moms" or dads type of thing.

But in my day, you never knew whether a teacher was single or married. And you even felt that there was something twisted in the universe if you saw them at a store with normal people. It's like "Hey, Mrs. Person, you shop for food, too? You have to eat, too?"

So, I don't think a gay teacher has to discuss their adult relationship.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:13 PM


Then you will be happy to know that the parent protection bill in Florida does not restrict students from commenting on their own personal lives. It only restricts what teachers can present in the classroom.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (bVYXr)

228 174 You can proselytize about sexual lifestyles, but not religion. Oh, wait
Posted by: kraken



Yep. Sexual Lifestyles is the religion. Its deity is the image in a mirror.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (sAmhv)

229 *sharpens OTIS*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:12 PM (II3Gr)

You need to sell tire irons with that on it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (XvPQV)

Oh shit, that would be AWESOME
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (II3Gr)


I would buy one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)

230 A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)

Suits me. They are there to teach the subject, not their personal lives. I don't recall any teacher before high school sharing anything like that in class, and hardly anything in high school.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

231 >> Disney to leave Florida

Make it Disney to leave North America and I'm even happier

Posted by: some guy out west at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (GS66S)

232

Will Smith was gangbanged in a dog park by insufferable black lesbian kindergarten teacher trannies?

What does our noble president have to say about this travesty!

Posted by: Xtreme Denise at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (lu675)

233 My wife was a teacher/vice principal/tutor for 25 years. Her first ten years of classroom teaching was kindergarten. Kids are inquisitive in (mostly) very innocent ways. Generally, kids will overstep "personal space" boundaries and can be easily brushed back into what's appropriate conversation. The kids who ask questions inappropriate for their age group used to be a big red flag for something untoward going on in the kid's household.

But what these revolutionary teachers want to do is inculcate and foster doubt in what's "normal." The FL teacher can answer "What did you do this weekend, Mr. Smith?" with "My boyfriend and I went to the beach." The kid might respond, "You have a boyfriend? That's weird! You're a boy!" A simple, "Well, you get to decide who to date when you get older," would satisfy an average kid at that age, without going into fisting practices and how "mommy smothered me after my parents' divorce, while the guy who called himself my uncle liked to touch me down *there* when mom wasn't looking."

Posted by: red speck at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (gS3OW)

234 Why stop with discussing being gay with 5 years old? Bring it all by turning the classroom into a gay bar complete with pounding music, strobe lights, vodka Jell-O shots, poppers, how to give a come hither look, making out with on the dance floor, giving head in a bathroom stall, and how to properly clean a shit covered dick. No I am not gay, I had gay friends when I lived a big blue balls city. Opposition to the Florida law is madness. These are children who bawl their eyes out when they drop an ice cream cone. Dragging all this alphabet crap into the elementary schools is flat out the equivalent of sexual child abuse and form of engaging in child pornography by those that jam it down these children's throats.

Posted by: Dick and Jane Go Gay Clubbing at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (S971x)

235 If 60% of people were GGGGGG+ then they wouldn't need to talk to kindergarteners about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

236 I believe Kinsey concluded from his infamous research after WWII that the number was closer to 1-2%. If that much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)
________________

And Kinsey himself was a VERY strange duck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (q+fko)

237

And these pedos bitch and moan about the Catholic church.

But here we see, in real time, predators going after the innocence of little kids.

I remember a guy coming around the house in an International Harvester scout, giving gifts to my bother at his lemonade stand.

I see zero difference.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (XnbJC)

238 As a counter to that in Junior High, we knew by the title that the hottest lady teacher was a "Miss".

So, I guess we did know the marital status by title. (Because people used to do that. Mind the lawn.)

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (XHhHI)

239 I'd prefer we set them on fire, Lord, but Your way is fine, too.

Soon? Please?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2022 03:01 PM (vEQDU)

He actually said the millstone would be *better* than what occurs.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (dscaa)

240 If FL is too restrictive, they can always get a contract teaching job at the American school in Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (zKF2O)

241 Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)



Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (yQpMk)

242 Amy Carter? Married since 1996, two children, does not involve herself in politics and causes. Very low profile.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:15 PM (Vr12I)


I would have assumed she was having a quiet career at the cutting edge of theoretical quantum mechanics

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (guGkK)

243 Heya kraken!

Things are going okay so far.

Every day that's nuke-free is a good day.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (6yuv4)

244 ...These are our leaders.
Posted by: Caliban at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (HgGBT)

Cawthorn needs to name names. Or it didn't happen and it's a tawdry excuse to fundraise.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (PiwSw)

245 44 How does this law somehow prohibit a teacher from telling a kid, "I went snowboarding this weekend with my partner" if they're asked what they did that weekend?
_____________

It's not the snowboarding part they want to talk about with the kiddies.

It's the homo sex acts they engaged in afterwards that they want the kiddies to know about.

Most of us had lots of teachers as kids. I don't recall any of them, ever, discussing their sex lives in class. We would have been horrified if they had.

Why these current weird teachers think this is an appropriate or necessary subject to talk about in class, with very young kids or even any kids at all, is disturbing, to say the least.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (k4dH2)

246 Why stop with discussing being gay with 5 years old? Bring it all by turning the classroom into a gay bar complete with pounding music, strobe lights, vodka Jell-O shots, poppers, how to give a come hither look, making out with on the dance floor, giving head in a bathroom stall, and how to properly clean a shit covered dick.
_______________

And include discussion of HIV and other STDs, the suicide and murder rate of homosexuals, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (q+fko)

247 All these people ever talk about is their gayness, it's all they have. They are the least interesting people in history.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (UuD2k)

248 This post goes along very nicely with the story in the NY Post about Rep. Madison Cawthorn and his claims that Congress is like something out of House of Cards (or 12 Caesars or the Satyricon)--debauchery and orgies. Kinda gives the word "Congress" a new meaning. We wondered if that was the case, but it's amusing to see a Representative say it out loud. These are our leaders.
Posted by: Caliban at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (HgGBT)

I wish he would name names but...we can't have nice things. Or Purge Night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (XvPQV)

249 I think conservatives should start using the "if it makes one person uncomfortable, you can't do it rule" for this crap. It gets used against us all the time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (lgeFv)

250
Every day that's nuke-free is a good day.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (6yuv4)

So you say...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (II3Gr)

251
The previous post is broken. The time is wrong. The latest comments go somewhere before the end of the comments. I can't even.
Posted by: m


Möbius strip comments happens from time to time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

252 A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)

Yeah and homosexuals getting married won't lead to anything bad. And making people feel bad is wrong, so let the trannies run free, what's it to you.

The friggin point is that homosexuality is not normal. It should not be encouraged. Those with those predilections need to keep their mouths shut about it. This isn't about fair or tolerance. That horse is out of the barn. They need to shut-up, especially around kids.

Posted by: WiNO at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (EpDzw)

253 Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?

Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)

No.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (dscaa)

254 In response to lesbian teacher...your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: FriscoYoda


Thanks. Saved me from saying it. I was going to add "-the Bug that Agent K fought," just to cross the streams.

Posted by: mindful webworker - anything about that seem strange to you? at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (rvV+O)

255 He actually said the millstone would be *better* than what occurs.
Posted by: ...
___

There's a reason Jesus mentions Hell more than Heaven.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (6yuv4)

256 44 How does this law somehow prohibit a teacher from telling a kid, "I went snowboarding this weekend with my partner" if they're asked what they did that weekend?
___________

How does this law somehow prohibit a teacher from telling a kid, "I went snowboarding this weekend [snip] if they're asked what they did that weekend?

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (q+fko)

257 Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra. My Lovely Daughter is in school to qualify as an early-childhood teacher, and she's been taught that she can expect curious youngsters to ask LOTS and LOTS of questions about adult sexualities. I pray that they don't force her to prod the kids if she's not getting "enough" of such questions.

Honestly, 85% of our social problems would vanish overnight if people recovered a sense of privacy.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (1QBMw)

258 There should be an exception to explain to children how Kamala got her political career going...

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (zSyrn)

259 202 isn't ozone just two oxygen atoms that love each other?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Ynyl9)



Ozone is 3 oxygen atoms. Polyamory baby!

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (vMCab)

260 I believe Kinsey concluded from his infamous research after WWII that the number was closer to 1-2%. If that much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)
________________

And Kinsey himself was a VERY strange duck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:17 PM (q+fko)

Yes, I wouldn't think Kinseys numbers are understating deviance, but overstating it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

261 The only memory I have of my Kindergarten teacher is putting down mats for our after lunch nap .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (u5NuV)

262 243 Heya kraken!

Things are going okay so far.

Every day that's nuke-free is a good day.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (6yuv4)

Amen, sister. We have many homefront problems. Don't go buying trouble.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Vr12I)

263 This post goes along very nicely with the story in the NY Post about Rep. Madison Cawthorn and his claims that Congress is like something out of House of Cards (or 12 Caesars or the Satyricon)--debauchery and orgies. Kinda gives the word "Congress" a new meaning. We wondered if that was the case, but it's amusing to see a Representative say it out loud. These are our leaders.
Posted by: Caliban at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (HgGBT)
++++
Given our revolting gerontocracy, this is something I'd rather not think about.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

264 she did take his name.
Posted by: N


bitch

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (K3ZCc)

265 isn't ozone just two oxygen atoms that love each other?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Ynyl9)


Ozone is 3 oxygen atoms. Polyamory baby!
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (vMCab)

Oxygen is two oxygen atoms.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

266 One of these lunatics is going to go full Mr. Garrison and insist on having Mr. Slave as a teacher's aide.

And it is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (cupoy)

267 Could an enthusiastically heterosexual teacher tell them about making his wife scream?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (95J1g)

268 Take it easy on poor Chelsea. She's not that bad looking from certain angles ... like looking down at the top of her head.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (+56GQ)

269 It's not the snowboarding part they want to talk about with the kiddies.

It's the homo sex acts they engaged in afterwards that they want the kiddies to know about.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (k4dH2)

"I went snowboarding this weekend with my partner."
"Did you get cornholed, teacher?"
"Why, yes, I did. Thanks for asking."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (q+fko)

270 "Why are you Cons so obsessed with pedophilia???"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (+o9ie)

271 For God's sake, must we have a month for every fucking thing? Can we designate August as a National Who Gives a Shit Month? It is incessant, exhausting, and means nothing.

This whole country is a gigantic fucking HR Department.

Done.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (mENHL)

272 Weird how this happens to occur when so many people are preparing for Easter by celebrating Lent right now...Almost like these degenerate perverts want to rub it in our faces that they are mocking God and His Son....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel



They're like Muslims who always attack Christians and Jews on those faiths' holidays. And turn the Cathedral in Constantinople into a mosque. Or build the Dome of the Rock on top of the Temple Mount.

Just evil scum who want to force their satanic beliefs onto us without our ability to fight them.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (vEQDU)

273 Möbius strip comments happens from time to time.

First!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (zSyrn)

274 261 The only memory I have of my Kindergarten teacher is putting down mats for our after lunch nap .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (u5NuV)

Graham crackers and apple juice, bitchez!

Also - Dear naptime, I'm sorry I was such a dick to you in kindergarten.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (II3Gr)

275 >>Honestly, 85% of our social problems would vanish overnight if people recovered a sense of privacy.


"No way -- we need more sharing!"
-- Social media's data collection engines

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (MmndN)

276 If it's a choice, then you can choose to be straight.

Pretty fucking straightforward. If they ain't lying.
Posted by: rickb223
==
You see rick, snails are an acquired taste. You can learn to appreciate them after some experience. Bring me my robe rick . . . rick . . . rick? Another one has run off?

Posted by: Crassus at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (nBZpt)

277 Howdy SMH

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (dscaa)

278 Yes, I wouldn't think Kinseys numbers are understating deviance, but overstating it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (eoQWY)
_____________

That's my assumption, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (q+fko)

279 re 225: wasn't there some Dem female congress critter who resigned when it came out she was a swinger?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Ynyl9)

280 This busty brunette will be home schooling when the time comes:
https://is.gd/2jXS5i

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (DU+/6)

281 Groomer/Teacher: Do you like girls better, or boys better?

6 year old boy: I like boys better.

Groomer/Teacher: Good, that means you are gay. Let me show ...

6 year old boy: Fuck you asshole, my parents warned me about pedo groomers like you. I'm getting the principle, my parents, and the cops.

preferred outcome, at least.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Cus5s)

282 This post goes along very nicely with the story in the NY Post about Rep. Madison Cawthorn and his claims that Congress is like something out of House of Cards (or 12 Caesars or the Satyricon)--debauchery and orgies. Kinda gives the word "Congress" a new meaning. We wondered if that was the case, but it's amusing to see a Representative say it out loud. These are our leaders.
Posted by: Caliban at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (HgGBT)

I wish he would name names but...we can't have nice things. Or Purge Night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (XvPQV)

Well that chick Rep in CA got tossed out over it a few years back so yes there's some.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

283 Could the gay teacher be trolling?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (95J1g)

284 WAIT A MINUTE Y'ALL...

In SOUTH PARK recently, Garrison had been talking to his kids about personal details from his same-sex relationship and even inviting his partner into the class.

Just a coincidence, OR are Trey and Matt low-key showcasing their take on the very thing discussed here?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (dRzCR)

285 National STFU About Your Tedious Shit Month.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (UuD2k)

286 {{{Insom}}}

Not gonna lie, I have many moments of hoping the nukes would fly.
Then I remember that there are so many people in the world that need to know Christ.
It's a constant battle.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (6yuv4)

287 They need to talk about their personal lives because they are dumb narcissists, and it's easier than actually teaching what they are supposed to.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (rF64X)

288 Why these current weird teachers think this is an appropriate or necessary subject to talk about in class, with very young kids or even any kids at all, is disturbing, to say the least.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (k4dH2)

Hell, between the Navy and Teaching Network Engineering, I taught ADULTS for 13 years... and none of them knew a damn thing about me, until the last day of class when we would go to Happy Hour.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

289 267 Could an enthusiastically heterosexual teacher tell them about making his wife scream?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (95J1g)

How many ropes he left on her tits.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (II3Gr)

290 Okay. One last Will Smith joke.

Where there's a Will, there's a "Wah, wah, wah!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (m45I2)

291 It turns out all the curmudgeonly conservatives that the "cool" people mocked for their views in the event ... were 100% correct. And the "cool" people, were 100% full of shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (q+fko)

292 >>Take it easy on poor Chelsea. She's not that bad looking from certain angles ... like looking down at the top of her head.

Nope. That's ugly too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

293 All these people ever talk about is their gayness, it's all they have. They are the least interesting people in history.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (UuD2k)


Yep. And they have to argue that every significant figure in history was gay too, regardless of the actual evidence.

Gay is their obsession. That's reason enough to prohibit them from bringing it up with kids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (guGkK)

294 284 WAIT A MINUTE Y'ALL...

In SOUTH PARK recently, Garrison had been talking to his kids about personal details from his same-sex relationship and even inviting his partner into the class.

Just a coincidence, OR are Trey and Matt low-key showcasing their take on the very thing discussed here?
Posted by: geewhiz at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (dRzCR)

========

Those episodes are like 10 years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

295 Honestly, 85% of our social problems would vanish overnight if people recovered a sense of privacy.
==
SHUT YO' MOUTH!!!!

(i totally agree with you - a moron.)

Posted by: Social Media Barons at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (rdlcJ)

296 Then you will be happy to know that the parent protection bill in Florida does not restrict students from commenting on their own personal lives. It only restricts what teachers can present in the classroom.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (bVYXr)
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As I expected.

I'm actually okay with an occasional "some men/women are married to other men/women" as a simple fact of 21st century life.

No matter how religious, being in denial about what contemporary society looks like hardly has any purpose. When Jesus brought his disciples to Greek cities, where he made the "Gate of Hell" speech, he spent no time making sure that the apostles didn't know there were guys fucking goats at the temple.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (XHhHI)

297
Ozone is 3 oxygen atoms. Polyamory baby!
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022
*
Oxygen is two oxygen atoms.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022


***
Standard "straight" oxygen is 2 atoms, like most of the free gases like nitrogen and helium. Ozone is O3.

(My HS chem class was a long time ago; don't stone me)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (txdEq)

298 "No way -- we need more sharing!"
-- Social media's data collection engines

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (MmndN)

The world's most untapped and undermonetized resource is the human mind.

There is more money to be had from controlling and *predicting* human behavior than from all the precious metals floating around in space combined.

I think the scumbags knew this in the 1950's but other people figured it out in the 20 aughts and I specifically grokked on in about 2008.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (dscaa)

299 >>Almost like these degenerate perverts want to rub it in our faces that they are mocking God and His Son


Week leading up to Easter Sunday the MSM always pulls out the anti-Jesus stories. Every dang year.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (MmndN)

300 279 re 225: wasn't there some Dem female congress critter who resigned when it came out she was a swinger?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Ynyl9)
____________

Katie Hill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (q+fko)

301 We wondered if that was the case, but it's amusing to see a Representative say it out loud. These are our leaders.
Posted by: Caliban at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (HgGBT)

I wish he would name names but...we can't have nice things. Or Purge Night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (XvPQV)

Well that chick Rep in CA got tossed out over it a few years back so yes there's some.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

I've personally known two Congress critters... BOTH were cheating on their spouses, who were also cheating on them.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (oHd/0)

302 That stupid MSNBC news woman interviewing the distraught teacher who now feels he can't discuss his weekend paddle boarding escapades with his kindergarten students annoys me.

She's trying to come off that she is such a good and righteous person because she wants her child to celebrate differences.

Maybe she needs to take a look at TikTok to see all the teachers coming out and saying they are on a mission to indoctrinate kids.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

303 One of these lunatics is going to go full Mr. Garrison and insist on having Mr. Slave as a teacher's aide.

And it is going to be hilarious.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (cupoy)
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So a live demonstration of Mr. Lemmiwinks? That *would* be hilarious (in a sick and twisted way), though unfortunate for the poor creature...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (YIVH2)

304 247 All these people ever talk about is their gayness, it's all they have. They are the least interesting people in history.
___________

They're pathetic. How insecure does a person have to be to think they need to get "validation" for their lifestyle choices from five-year olds?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

305 >>Take it easy on poor Chelsea. She's not that bad looking from certain angles ... like looking down at the top of her head.

Nope. That's ugly too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)



Rest your beer on it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (yQpMk)

306 re 278: I recall reading that the Kinsey study from 1948 said 10 percent, almost no other study says more than about 3 percent.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Ynyl9)

307 Talking about one's homosexuality or lesbianism as if its' a personal accomplishment is rather pathetic.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

308 Standard "straight" oxygen is 2 atoms, like most of the free gases like nitrogen and helium. Ozone is O3.
__________

Not helium - it's monoatomic.

Bonus fact: ozone isn't linear; it's bent. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (q+fko)

309 I went K through College not knowing anything personal about my instructors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk


And, more importantly, you also never even thought for second about asking them about their lives.

Just like these kids who are being groomed, molested, endangered. They don't give a fuck about their teachers' personal lives, until the teachers bring up their personal lives.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (vEQDU)

310 304 247 All these people ever talk about is their gayness, it's all they have. They are the least interesting people in history.
___________

They're pathetic. How insecure does a person have to be to think they need to get "validation" for their lifestyle choices from five-year olds?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

Seeking validation is a very charitable interpretation of their goals.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (z5Vrg)

311 Could an enthusiastically heterosexual teacher tell them about making his wife scream?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (95J1g)

How many ropes he left on her tits.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (II3Gr)
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"Sometimes Mr. Teacher wears latex"

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (XHhHI)

312 Remember when no heterosexuals would be affected in any way by ghey "marriage?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (sWM8x)

313 281 Groomer/Teacher: Do you like girls better, or boys better?

6 year old boy: I like boys better.

Groomer/Teacher: Good, that means you are gay. Let me show ...

6 year old boy: Fuck you asshole, my parents warned me about pedo groomers like you. I'm getting the principle, my parents, and the cops.

preferred outcome, at least.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Cus5s)

First the six year old boy shoves a message spike through pedo's nuts, then delivers the last two lines.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (II3Gr)

314 >Week leading up to Easter Sunday the MSM always pulls out the anti-Jesus stories. Every dang year.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (MmndN)

What are you talking about, we show lots of rabbits and jellybeans. ~the MSM probably

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (NgqoH)

315 Even if this teacher were the most heterosexual woman on the face of the Earth and married to a great, hard-working guy and had eight kids and went to church every Sunday,

if she was talking about her sex life to kindergarten children, she is at best nuts and needs to be fired and have her teaching certificate stripped from her and arrested if there's any laws on the books that apply.

Her weird little need to discuss sex and sexual matters with children Is. Not. Normal. And. Healthy.
She is almost certainly mentally ill IMHO.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (LV9Tl)

316 They're pathetic. How insecure does a person have to be to think they need to get "validation" for their lifestyle choices from five-year olds?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (k4dH2)
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They don't. They don't need validation from kids, they want to bring kids into the fold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

317 Just a coincidence, OR are Trey and Matt low-key showcasing their take on the very thing discussed here?
==
OFF TOPIC

I just found out the South park dudes are giant board gamers. Like Trey Parker travels with board games.

I don't watch south park but I guess a number of games have been on the show.

Posted by: not a board gamer but thinking of going full nerd at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (vfT4J)

318 6 year old boy: Fuck you asshole, my parents warned me about pedo groomers like you. I'm getting the principle, my parents, and the cops.

preferred outcome, at least.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Cus5s)
***

There is mostly no truth to the rumor that the grandkids of Diogenes have been taught to respond in this manner.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2022 03:26 PM (axyOa)

319 265 isn't ozone just two oxygen atoms that love each other?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Ynyl9)
Ozone is 3 oxygen atoms. Polyamory baby!
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:19 PM (vMCab)
Oxygen is two oxygen atoms.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 29, 2022 03:20 PM (eoQWY)


Yes a normal oxygen molecule is two oxygen atoms. Ozone is 3. That's why it has its own name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:26 PM (vMCab)

320 I'm actually okay with an occasional "some men/women are married to other men/women" as a simple fact of 21st century life.

No matter how religious, being in denial about what contemporary society looks like hardly has any purpose. When Jesus brought his disciples to Greek cities, where he made the "Gate of Hell" speech, he spent no time making sure that the apostles didn't know there were guys fucking goats at the temple.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (XHhHI)

Well who needs to know this and when? Some men like a zucchini shoved up their ass but young kids don't need to know that.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:26 PM (dscaa)

321 247 All these people ever talk about is their gayness, it's all they have. They are the least interesting people in history.


Thank you! I've had this same thought over & over since the Left decided to wage their identity politics war on us normies. "If your skin color/gender/sexual proclivities/vax status are the most defining and interesting part about you, then you must be a Grade A dullard."

I was watching a video on PragerU by some guy named Zuby, and smack in the middle of his interview, he had the same view. It's so nice when normal people from different backgrounds end up with the same conclusions.

Posted by: red speck at March 29, 2022 03:26 PM (gS3OW)

322 "Hey kids, say hello to my gimp."

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (XHhHI)

323 275 >>Honestly, 85% of our social problems would vanish overnight if people recovered a sense of privacy.


"No way -- we need more sharing!"
-- Social media's data collection engines
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (MmndN)

I would agree but this isn't about oversharing. If it were, the conversation would simply be a teacher clarifying that they wouldn't be in trouble if they happened to mention something offhand.

This is about purposefully introducing children to something that has no rhyme or reason to be introduced in this setting.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (KbCG3)

324 They don't. They don't need validation from kids, they want to bring kids into the fold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

That is correct. And they're using kids' general need for validation from adults to accomplish this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (II3Gr)

325 We had Green Beret 'A' teams in Ukraine for the last several years. I would bet some of them are still there.
Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)


I believe it. Who is supposed to know about it, though? Congress? You and me? DOCTOR Jill?

Here's a link to the Daily Mail article about today's DoD correction of Joe:
https://tinyurl.com/yw7xk4t5

I can't figure out what US troops are doing what where after reading it, and that's what the Junta and DoD want. That's OK. But then there's this:
"White House National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan said on March 22: 'We do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine.'"

Are Green Berets ""troops?"

Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (AMIL/)

326 >They don't. They don't need validation from kids, they want to bring kids into the fold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

Global homo at its sleaziest.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (NgqoH)

327 When I was a lad you knew the marriage status because they were Miss X or Mrs Y.
Posted by: Oldcat

_____

Yes, I will walk back my initial broad comment that I didn't know anything about my teachers' personal lives. I did know marital status because of the Mrs. or Miss thing, and from whether they wore wedding bands, plus I had a few nuns in there, so I knew they were nuns, but that wasn't stuff they actually *told* me/the class about themselves. There was never any discussions of what they and their SO did on the weekend or anything like that.

Posted by: Venus at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (YVBLw)

328
Wait, you all did a will cuck smith thread and didn't mention Reacher?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (nIpaw)

329 "It's come to the point where 'The Love That Dare Not Say Its Name' has become 'The Love That Won't Shut Up About Fucking Children."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (vEQDU)

330 I still remember my 2nd grade teacher telling us about the love of her life: Peter, Paul, and Mary. She played their records all the time. Great stuff. "Puff the Magic Dragon" is one of the greatest songs of all time and Peter had the integrity to credit the guy whose poem formed the lyrics.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:28 PM (KAi1n)

331 280 This busty brunette will be home schooling when the time comes:
https://is.gd/2jXS5i
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (DU+/6)

"...teacher needs to see me after school..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:28 PM (XvPQV)

332 Standard "straight" oxygen is 2 atoms, like most of the free gases like nitrogen and helium. Ozone is O3.
__________

Not helium - it's monoatomic.

Bonus fact: ozone isn't linear; it's bent. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022


***
I wasn't sure about helium; there's just this notion about diatomic gases bounding around back in my mind. N2 is right, then? What about chlorine?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:28 PM (txdEq)

333 >>re 225: wasn't there some Dem female congress critter who resigned when it came out she was a swinger?


Pretty sure the cherry on top was that she was sleeping with *several* of her Congressional staffers AND there were pictures of her naked with them in her office.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:28 PM (MmndN)

334 Support candidates who support school choice.
Oppose candidates who oppose school choice.
Homeschool.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (FUoOh)

335 In 4th grade, we had this militant lesbian that was too busy yelling at us to discuss her homelife. She was constantly angry.

Posted by: Ironwolf32 at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (5Wvl3)

336 A large part of the problem is how we train, and monitor, teachers.

A teacher 'may' have someone from administration sit in their class an hour a year... if even that. No one monitors, or knows, what the hell that teacher is putting out... or how they are treating the kids, UNLESS someone complains.

Which is why suddenly we have this teacher movement where PARENTS are not supposed to have any say in Education.

Hell, even STUDENT teachers are not really monitored...

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (oHd/0)

337 In my elementary school career first to sixth grade, the only adult male in the building aside from the custodian* was the PE Teacher.

*The dude worked his ass off keeping the floors spic and span, always buffing and polishing them. It felt like a crime tracking in any dirt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (4I/2K)

338 Pretty sure the cherry on top was that she was sleeping with *several* of her Congressional staffers AND there were pictures of her naked with them in her office.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:28 PM (MmndN)

Pretty sure her only crime was getting caught. DC wouldn't have cared otherwise and probably wouldn't today.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (UuD2k)

339 335 In 4th grade, we had this militant lesbian that was too busy yelling at us to discuss her homelife. She was constantly angry.
Posted by: Ironwolf32 at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (5Wvl3)

Did she coach softball?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (II3Gr)

340 207 I have been on the conservative side of this debate, and still am, but must admit this post is the first time I'm questioning what we're actually talking about. I thought we were talking about evangelizing sexual orientation and encouraging kids to consider trans and such. A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)

___

Hi there.
- Slipper Slope

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (OalnH)

341 "No way -- we need more sharing!"
-- Social media's data collection engines

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:21 PM (MmndN)
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... That ban people for sharing.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:30 PM (XHhHI)

342 Talking about one's homosexuality or lesbianism as if its' a personal accomplishment is rather pathetic.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)


I think they misunderstood what making the Dean's list really was about.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 29, 2022 03:30 PM (y7DUB)

343 >Remember when no heterosexuals would be affected in any way by ghey "marriage?"
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (sWM8x)

*Mabe Galor scoffs at your insolence*

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (c0H1Z)

344 335 In 4th grade, we had this militant lesbian that was too busy yelling at us to discuss her homelife. She was constantly angry.
Posted by: Ironwolf32 at March 29, 2022 03:29 PM (5Wvl3)

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Mrs. Boots by chance? LOL. My 4th grade teacher was exactly that as well. But she was a Mrs so I'm guessing not openly lesbian.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (OalnH)

345 One caveat about homeschooling - take it dead seriously, and conduct it in a sacrificial manner, not merely as an incidental " activity".

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Vr12I)

346 They're pathetic. How insecure does a person have to be to think they need to get "validation" for their lifestyle choices from five-year olds?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (k4dH2)
++++
They don't. They don't need validation from kids, they want to bring kids into the fold.

==

Exactly. And this too seems to have popped up basically overnight. At least from my perspective. It hasn't been all that long since Jr. Black graduated high school ('15). There was never any of this garbage to deal with when he was in public school. While those we see on social media, the ones saying they're coming for your children, the ones who are frothing at the mouth because there are actually parents who don't want this stuff jammed down their kids' throats, are a loud minority, I do believe their numbers -- and their brazenness -- are growing. And it has nothing to do with "being accepted" for who they are. It has to do with conditioning America's kids.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (sVtYq)

347 I have been on the conservative side of this debate, and still am, but must admit this post is the first time I'm questioning what we're actually talking about. I thought we were talking about evangelizing sexual orientation and encouraging kids to consider trans and such. A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)
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Whether or not we're talking about it, I don't think the bill is meant to make children believe they live in Mayberry.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (XHhHI)

348 Honestly, 85% of our social problems would vanish overnight if people recovered a sense of privacy.

And decency. And modesty. Not really on subject but I had to admit to hubby yesterday. I'm no prude. Not at all. But seeing how some of these "women" dressed for the Oscars was really just sad. Boobs barely covered and held on with tape so they could show as much as legally allowed on TV. Just trash the rules and next year everyone just shows up naked.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (nxdel)

349

Back when I was a kid, we knew the gym teacher was a dyke, no one cared, she didn't care we knew.

But now, BUT NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

We have to know everything about the sensitivity of the gay teachers and have flags and all this other shit.

Bob Bork was right.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (XnbJC)

350 I can't figure out what US troops are doing what where after reading it, and that's what the Junta and DoD want. That's OK. But then there's this:
"White House National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan said on March 22: 'We do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine.'"

Are Green Berets ""troops?"
Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:27 PM (AMIL/)

And you would believe the veracity, of Jake Sullivan? When it would be his DUTY to lie to our enemy if we had classified Ops going on in Ukraine?

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (oHd/0)

351 As I said in the last thread about the 20/32 teacher, I don't believe this at all. Either that teacher doesn't teach math, in which case xhe doesn't understand fractions, or xhe does teach math, in which case xhe doesn't understand fractions.

Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (38twE)

352 People shouting GAY,, GAY, GAY need to be driven out of civil society.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (95J1g)

353 I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)

354 Salt, pillar, some assembly reqd.

Posted by: DaveA at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (FhXTo)

355 >>They don't. They don't need validation from kids, they want to bring kids into the fold.


This.

They claim that they are compelled to teach these kids tolerance, when it is that they realize they must expose this deviance to kids very early, before that can be repulsed by it (especially the trans stuff) so that they are more easily led into that lifestyle.

The endless talk of tolerance is the they 'doth protest too much' tell. If it's so normal then why must the kiddies absolutely, positively be taught it's normal at age 4 and 5???

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (MmndN)

356 "As a lifelong conservative, I am opposed to this bill that the left is screaming about and thinks is the death of them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

357 345 One caveat about homeschooling - take it dead seriously, and conduct it in a sacrificial manner, not merely as an incidental " activity".
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Vr12I)

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The hot new thing now is UN-schooling. You don't do any school stuff. The kids learn by living.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (OalnH)

358 Standard "straight" oxygen is 2 atoms, like most of the free gases like nitrogen and helium. Ozone is O3.
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It's the gayboy of oxygen molecules.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (XHhHI)

359 It's important that we give these teachers to space to self-identify.

So the lists are accurate when we put them in front of the walls.

Let them go on and on about their pedophilia. I encourage it.

Posted by: JamesCarville at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (L9/32)

360 I don't remember my Kindergarten teach Mrs. Tucker explaining to us about her marriage, sexuality, etc. We wouldn't know what she was talking about in the first place and would not have cared if we did. We did retarded things like learn our ABC's, finger paint, learning numbers, etc.

These people are truly sick along with Hollywood that champions them.

Posted by: Cheri at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (oiNtH)

361 Any teacher bringing up sex or sexual orientation to any child should be fired, and the parents should be permitted to sue the hell out of these people.

I do not care if the teacher is gay, straight, asexual, black, white, green, purple or a furry. You are terminated.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (Oq/TM)

362 that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)

On a completely different subject, anyone heard from Broseidon recently?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (PiwSw)

363 Just trash the rules and next year everyone just shows up naked.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (nxdel)


Sandra whats her face who dated Cuomo wore a see-through dress to an afterparty. Might as well have been naked.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)

364 357 345 One caveat about homeschooling - take it dead seriously, and conduct it in a sacrificial manner, not merely as an incidental " activity".
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Vr12I)

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The hot new thing now is UN-schooling. You don't do any school stuff. The kids learn by living.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (OalnH)

I think that was covered in " Lord of the Flies".

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (Vr12I)

365 >Mrs. Boots by chance? LOL. My 4th grade teacher was exactly that as well. But she was a Mrs so I'm guessing not openly lesbian.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:31 PM (OalnH)

Ms. Rava - I think it's in the job description for 4th grade teachers to be angry and hateful of children. There probably a cat lady requirement too.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (NgqoH)

366 I do not care if the teacher is gay, straight, asexual, black, white, green, purple or a furry. You are terminated.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (Oq/TM)

The furries with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (II3Gr)

367 At a very young age like that teachers are like gods. If they say it, it is the truth. And so yeah I can believe that 20/32 thing. The teacher says Johnny do you think that maybe you're gay? And Johnny wants to please the teacher and says sure. Ta-dahh! Johnny is gay or the purpose of her math.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:35 PM (OalnH)

368 So a live demonstration of Mr. Lemmiwinks? That *would* be hilarious (in a sick and twisted way), though unfortunate for the poor creature...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (YIVH2)

Yeah, kind of a how the hell do you wake up in the morning and think that is a good idea kind of way. The more outlandish, the better. We have people in this country who are easily confused so clear and broad messaging is needed.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 29, 2022 03:35 PM (cupoy)

369 They don't. They don't need validation from kids, they want to bring kids into the fold.
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Sure, because they want the kids to accept and celebrate their sex choices. Which is idiotic and pathetic. Why do these supposed adults need anybody else's approval of their personal sexual practices? And why do they need the approval of little kids? If these so-called adults had any dignity or maturity at all, they'd realize it doesn't matter what anybody else thinks of their choices. But they're people who've grown up on Facebook and Instagram and other social media, where they display every inane detail of their stupid lives in endless photos, and crave "likes" like meth and heroin addicts crave their next hit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:35 PM (k4dH2)

370 I believe it was in the comment section here years ago that I read the progression:

We just want to come out of the shadows -->

We just want to be married so we can visit our partners in the hospital when they are dying -->

Bake the f*king cake, homophobe!

Time to add the next phase:

If you don't want 5 year-olds taught about gay sex and queer identity, you're a Nazi!

Posted by: Venus at March 29, 2022 03:35 PM (YVBLw)

371 You have to destroy the family to control the kids.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:35 PM (qnVBz)

372 I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)

You can look up and see a lot on the slope of ills, but *this* downhill wheeeee we are screaming at 120MPH on was quite specifically charged up by Obergefell.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:35 PM (dscaa)

373 You were 13 when you were in 5th grade?

Explains a lot about you, JC.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I am just really bad at math. :-(

But I am really good at smoking cigars and crushing people! Just like dear old dad!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 29, 2022 03:36 PM (ZW1rs)

374 I just got back from the store (yep, lots of empty shelves) and somebody probably brought this up. Maybe I'm old school, but a guy teaching kindergarten? Our schools drew the line at 6th grade, and that was kind of prep for Jr. High school.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022 03:36 PM (lz5hY)

375 that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)

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That happened when, about 5000 BC?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:36 PM (OalnH)

376 So a live demonstration of Mr. Lemmiwinks? That *would* be hilarious (in a sick and twisted way), though unfortunate for the poor creature...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:24 PM (YIVH2)

Ooohoo, Jethuth Chritht!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:36 PM (II3Gr)

377 The hot new thing now is UN-schooling. You don't do any school stuff. The kids learn by living.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (OalnH)


What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)

378 Sandra whats her face who dated Cuomo wore a see-through dress to an afterparty. Might as well have been naked.

I missed that one! Thankfully I might add.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (nxdel)

379 Ok, groomer.

Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (6RgRK)

380 I'm actually okay with an occasional "some men/women are married to other men/women" as a simple fact of 21st century life.
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Not "married." Playing house, OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (q+fko)

381 207 I have been on the conservative side of this debate, and still am, but must admit this post is the first time I'm questioning what we're actually talking about. I thought we were talking about evangelizing sexual orientation and encouraging kids to consider trans and such. A gay teacher who mentions they have a spouse though, we care about that? Wouldn't by extension straight teachers be barred from mentioning their spouses, and children etc?
Posted by: TXJ at March 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSYrc)

I don't want teachers being my son's buddy. I want them to teach him. If their life is so barren that they have no other friends, I'm sorry. Pre-K is too young to talk about anything sexual. Sorry to be disagreeable, but kids deserve their innocence and we, the adults, need to protect it.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (mENHL)

382 "Oxygen is two oxygen atoms."

I know nothing about bent molecules, but oxygen is one atom. It's normal, most common state in the atmosphere is O2. There are several other molecules with Oxygen, they are not always married to their own kind.

Gay Chem teacher question: Is Oxygen Gay?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

383 >>I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.


It was dancing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

384 Any teacher bringing up sex or sexual orientation to any child should be fired, and the parents should be permitted to sue the hell out of these people.
I do not care if the teacher is gay, straight, asexual, black, white, green, purple or a furry. You are terminated.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (Oq/TM)

Concur. Just make it allowable to sue the sodomite personally if they try and groom would make all this disappear.

I can see the billboard ads now...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (Sdlpf)

385 >The furries with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (II3Gr)

It still boggles my mind that we used to have a trans furry regular here. I feel bad for that poor soul.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (c0H1Z)

386 >>If you don't want 5 year-olds taught about gay sex and queer identity, you're a Nazi!

and then. . .

If you don't want your child to embark on a sex change as early as kindergarten you should have your kid taken from you!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (MmndN)

387
Yes a normal oxygen molecule is two oxygen atoms. Ozone is 3. That's why it has its own name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:26 PM (vMCab)


No! Only we two isotopes are special enough to have names not including a part of the element's name!

Posted by: Deuterium and Tritium at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (AMIL/)

388 Ms. Rava - I think it's in the job description for 4th grade teachers to be angry and hateful of children. There probably a cat lady requirement too.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 29, 2022 03:34 PM (NgqoH)

Hmm... thinking back... 4th grade.. Fanny Ethel Freeman. White haired Harridan... Widower. I was the 4th kid in my family she had taught (friend of my Moms)... and retired right after me. Meanest teacher I ever had.

Posted by: Romeo13.. at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (oHd/0)

389 383 >>I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.


It was dancing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

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The invention of the blowjob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

390 Sure, because they want the kids to accept and celebrate their sex choices.
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No, they want to nudge and convert.

There are few corners on earth you CAN'T find super duper homo validation anymore.

There is no need to gather it from people who just learned how to shit.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (dscaa)

391 Remember gay marriage was about forced acceptance. Most gays at the time didn't have a marriage long enough to study it.

So, this too is about acceptance. And we gain so much more with Christianity than we ever had with acceptance of sexual flavors.

Of course, neither should be shoved down anybody's throat. (note to self: phrasing).

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (XHhHI)

392 And decency. And modesty. Not really on subject but I had to admit to hubby yesterday. I'm no prude. Not at all. But seeing how some of these "women" dressed for the Oscars was really just sad. Boobs barely covered and held on with tape so they could show as much as legally allowed on TV. Just trash the rules and next year everyone just shows up naked.
Posted by: Jewells45

I looked at what women wore to the Oscars and with few exceptions, was repulsed and I am hardly a prude either. Dresses cut up to their hoo-hah, big sagging boobs with nipples barely covered and garish make-up and hairstyles. Sexy? If you like cheap crack-whores, you would have liked their look. Hunter Biden would approve.

Posted by: Cheri at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

393 I think I've seen most of this content before.

Can't get any more angry or disgusted. My kids are grown. Not my fight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (HCU63)

394 I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)
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Falling short of ideal behavior is one thing. Going into a power dive is another.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (q+fko)

395 Standard "straight" oxygen is 2 atoms, like most of the free gases like nitrogen and helium. Ozone is O3.
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It's the gayboy of oxygen molecules.
Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:33 PM (XHhHI)

Ozone is a gay throuple! #Science!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (4I/2K)

396 Gay Chem teacher question: Is Oxygen Gay?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

Gay Chem teacher question: Is it a Noble Gas?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (OgrpQ)

397 Gay Chem teacher question: Is Oxygen Gay?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

Are Magnets Gay? Awkward.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

398 I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.

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Miniskirts....

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (mmOYv)

399 Would the left acknowledge any limiting factor here? Or would it be perfectly acceptable for a committed shit eater to educate kindergarteners on his proclivities?

I mean a committed shit eater. Not a "this one time at band camp" shit eater.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (sWM8x)

400 383 >>I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.


It was dancing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Alcohol!

Posted by: Women's Temperence Movement at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (oHd/0)

401 If you don't want 5 year-olds taught about gay sex and queer identity, you're a Nazi!

and then. . .

If you don't want your child to embark on a sex change as early as kindergarten you should have your kid taken from you!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (MmndN)
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Puberty blockers, bigots!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:40 PM (XHhHI)

402 I haven't seen South Park in over a decade, but if I remember correctly, Garrison was TRYING to get fired by being increasingly gay and bringing his slave into class. He was pissed because the school accepted and tolerated his behavior.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:40 PM (qnVBz)

403 307 Talking about one's homosexuality or lesbianism as if its' a personal accomplishment is rather pathetic.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

It's presented that way in order to present it as: "Don't you want to become one of the brave, beautiful Rainbow People too? Or do you want to be boring and timid and ordinary? It's your free choice, but most kids would prefer to be special and popular, of course..."

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (1QBMw)

404 Yes a normal oxygen molecule is two oxygen atoms. Ozone is 3. That's why it has its own name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:26 PM (vMCab)

No! Only we two isotopes are special enough to have names not including a part of the element's name!
Posted by: Deuterium and Tritium at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (AMIL/)
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Ozone doesn't involve isotopes. Ozone is an allotrope of oxygen. See also, graphite/ diamond/ and now buckyballs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (q+fko)

405 It all started with the movie " Pretty Baby". Only half kidding.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)

406 A teacher has no business discussing sex with their students unless the topic is sex education. If they are an English teacher, they should be discussing grammar or literature. If they teach math, math should be the topic.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (3TihK)

407 "Your allyship should always lead you to activisim..."

Amazing. It's actually a word. The intertubes say so.



Posted by: creeper at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (cTCuP)

408 I looked at what women wore to the Oscars and with few exceptions, was repulsed and I am hardly a prude either. Dresses cut up to their hoo-hah, big sagging boobs with nipples barely covered and garish make-up and hairstyles. Sexy? If you like cheap crack-whores, you would have liked their look. Hunter Biden would approve.
Posted by: Cheri at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

Awwww... and I wasn't invited???

Posted by: Dr. Detroit at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

409 Lolbertarian whataboutism on this topic is stupid af.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (c0H1Z)

410 402 I haven't seen South Park in over a decade, but if I remember correctly, Garrison was TRYING to get fired by being increasingly gay and bringing his slave into class. He was pissed because the school accepted and tolerated his behavior.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:40 PM (qnVBz)

The Death Camp of Tolerance episode. Fucking hilarious and terrifyingly prescient.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (II3Gr)

411 I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.
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The right think that bad social decisions can lead to worse.

Slippery slope.

The left think that if you step to the right you're off the cliff.

"Zero tolerance".

Neither one is *strictly* logical. But only one is flat-out absurd.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (XHhHI)

412 Maybe flappers. The Edwardians! Seriously though, naughty things been done in the past, but normalization of perversity is what got us here.

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:42 PM (FKphP)

413 342 Talking about one's homosexuality or lesbianism as if its' a personal accomplishment is rather pathetic.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

I think they misunderstood what making the Dean's list really was about.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 29, 2022 03:30 PM (y7DUB)

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"We can't all be equal in merit and accomplishment -- but we can all be equal in perversion and dehumanizing behavior, comrade! Communist Utopia ... isn't it grand?"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 29, 2022 03:42 PM (rs9D5)

414 That happened when, about 5000 BC?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

No, much later, as in when Christianity became the dominant social force in the West and sex out of wedlock became a sin. Straights keep fornicating and next thing you know, them gays will want to get married. Well, it happened. But it's just like drugs. If it's *your* drug of choice (most commonly alcohol) then it's ok.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:42 PM (KAi1n)

415 I haven't seen South Park in over a decade, but if I remember correctly, Garrison was TRYING to get fired by being increasingly gay and bringing his slave into class. He was pissed because the school accepted and tolerated his behavior.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 29, 2022 03:40 PM (qnVBz)
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That's exactly right. At the end, Mr. Garrison goes so over the top at some tolerance award acceptance ceremony, the audience realized he was just a deviant asshole.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:42 PM (YIVH2)

416 If you like cheap crack-whores, you would have liked their look. Hunter Biden would approve.

Some designer was on talking about some dress Lauren Hutton wore many years ago. It was beautiful and she looked lovely in it and her tits weren't hanging out. Shocker.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:43 PM (nxdel)

417 I mean a committed shit eater. Not a "this one time at band camp" shit eater.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (sWM8x)

Then there is that fella in Alabama who will pay you to swim in your septic tank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2022 03:43 PM (Sdlpf)

418 I looked at what women wore to the Oscars and with few exceptions, was repulsed and I am hardly a prude either. Dresses cut up to their hoo-hah, big sagging boobs with nipples barely covered and garish make-up and hairstyles. Sexy? If you like cheap crack-whores, you would have liked their look. Hunter Biden would approve.
Posted by: Cheri at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

I, for one, like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and a, too much rouge,
gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
https://youtu.be/vfXs0m32A8E

Posted by: Confederate Railroad at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (4I/2K)

419 412 Maybe flappers. The Edwardians! Seriously though, naughty things been done in the past, but normalization of perversity is what got us here.
Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:42 PM (FKphP)

Tolerance, led to acceptance, which led to celebration...

Which has led to coercion.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (oHd/0)

420 Then there is that fella in Alabama who will pay you to swim in your septic tank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2022 03:43 PM (Sdlpf)

And that guy in Boulder who... nevermind.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (dscaa)

421 I am waiting for the pendulum to swing back, but it ain't happening.

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (FKphP)

422 It was dancing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)


NO! It was giving women the right to vote!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (nxdel)

423 Some designer was on talking about some dress Lauren Hutton wore many years ago. It was beautiful and she looked lovely in it and her tits weren't hanging out. Shocker.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:43 PM (nxdel)
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Back in the days of true glamor. Wouldn't you love to have a gown designed by Edith Head?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (wyw4S)

424 205 I would get my kid out of that groomer's class so fast the vacuum would extinguish his flaming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
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Groomer is lucky he lives in this post modern, civilized, world. A day in the past would have been his only one.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (m+yM6)

425 The Death Camp of Tolerance episode. Fucking hilarious and terrifyingly prescient.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (II3Gr)
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So was the episode where Father Maxy (sp?) realized that all of his fellow priests where child molesters who worshiped a hideous space beast. You could easily make the same episode today using modern schoolteachers instead of priests.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (YIVH2)

426 There is no foreign danger that approaches the threat to our country posed by the woke left, a mob of mentally ill, perverted, meddlesome, at times insidious, at other times overtly belligerent, wretches. When they go so far as to imperil our children, then they are truly asking for what they are going to get.

Posted by: Paco at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (njExo)

427 422 It was dancing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

NO! It was giving women the right to vote!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (nxdel)

That just added more fuel to the fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (II3Gr)

428 353 I chuckle at all you slippery-slope folks because, look behind you, past gay marriage, keep going -- that's right, straight, out-of-wedlock sex is what kicked off this slope.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)


Out-of-wedlock sex divorces sex and marriage. Birth control divorces sex and procreation. Single parenthood divorces marriage and procreation.

If sex is no longer related to procreation, how does it still matter if the partners are able to produce offspring? This opens things up to same-sex and pre-pubescent sex.

Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (6RgRK)

429 Oh no, it was coercion from the get go.

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (FKphP)

430 421 I am waiting for the pendulum to swing back, but it ain't happening.
Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (FKphP)

I dunno, we may be cueing up for that Last Swing.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (Vr12I)

431 Ace of Spades. Come to talk about the sickness of groomer teachers. Stay to learn high school chemistry.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (vMCab)

432 I am waiting for the pendulum to swing back, but it ain't happening.
Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (FKphP)
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Hello?

Posted by: The Paolo at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (XHhHI)

433
Florida Gay Kindergarten Teacher: This Law Impacts My Ability To Talk About My Sex Life With Five Year Olds


Where is the DA drawing up charges for inappropriate contact with a minor child -- however many it takes -- and prosecuting the hell out of this creep?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (pNxlR)

434 422 It was dancing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

NO! It was giving women the right to vote!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (nxdel)

It was not voting for Nimrod!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)

435 I am waiting for the pendulum to swing back, but it ain't happening.

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:44 PM (FKphP)

That's because this time it's no pendulum. We are being taken on a ride. And nobody prominent, bar one or two, wants to stop it.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (dscaa)

436 On the other hand, we had this nerdy looking little algebra teacher in Jr. high, and everybody called him queer behind his back. Until he showed up at a dance with his wife and sneered at all of us losers. Smoking hot nurse.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (lz5hY)

437 NO! It was giving women the right to vote!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (nxdel)

Sharpshooting Annie Oakley was strongly against the women's right to vote.

Posted by: Coki at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (OHFvg)

438 391 Remember gay marriage was about forced acceptance. Most gays at the time didn't have a marriage long enough to study it.

So, this too is about acceptance. And we gain so much more with Christianity than we ever had with acceptance of sexual flavors.

Of course, neither should be shoved down anybody's throat. (note to self: phrasing).

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (XHhHI)


I don't have the words Fen would have on this topic, but here goes: Being religious requires a measure of self-control and a measure of self-sacrifice. Progressives have neither. Progressives have been teaching most of the nation's children for decades. So we have a couple of generations with little self-control or sense of self-sacrifice for a common or personal good. Today's teachers are from these wasted generations. Ugh.

Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (AMIL/)

439 Weird. My elementary school teachers never talked about their sex lives.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (ju2Fy)

440 Oxygen is incestuous. And ghey. And undiverse. All-around troublemaker.

Posted by: klaftern at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (taPSh)

441 Two oxygen molecules hanging out together does not mean they are ghey. For crying out loud, they are molecules. It's just a gaseous three-legged race!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (m45I2)

442 SMH you know if it all goes with me I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (2JoB8)

443
"If you want to stop me, you're going to have to effing kill me."

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2022 03:48 PM (pNxlR)

444 "Where is the DA drawing up charges for inappropriate contact with a minor child..."

There used be to all sorts of laws regarding conduct with a minor. Carnal knowledge of a minor, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, etc.
No enforcement any more?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 29, 2022 03:48 PM (jTmQV)

445 409 Lolbertarian whataboutism on this topic is stupid af.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 29, 2022 03:41 PM (c0H1Z)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

446 So was the episode where Father Maxy (sp?) realized that all of his fellow priests where child molesters who worshiped a hideous space beast. You could easily make the same episode today using modern schoolteachers instead of priests.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 03:45 PM (YIVH2)

"Grobble grobble grobble"
"This child molesting by priests is a terrible problem!"
"Grobble grobble grobble"
"Yes! We've got to get those boys to shut up!"
"Yes, that's...what?! NO! We have to stop priests from molesting boys!""
"GROBBLE GROBBLE GROBBLE GROBBLE!!!!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 03:48 PM (II3Gr)

447 406 A teacher has no business discussing sex with their students unless the topic is sex education. If they are an English teacher, they should be discussing grammar or literature. If they teach math, math should be the topic.
____________

Yes, and kindergarten teachers should be teaching little kids the alphabet and how to count and the names of animals, not discussing which oral sex techniques their lesbian girlfriend prefers the teacher to perform on her at home.

This whole "kids need to know the details of every aspect of teachers' personal lives" is just gross and stupid and completely inappropriate, and if the teachers can't or won't accept that, then they should be required to find some other line of work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (k4dH2)

448 Gays have proven they shouldn't be trusted with any child. Fire the gay teachers. Enough already.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (Fs5vw)

449 First thing I would do is pull my kid out of the class being taught by this twinkie. All of this just proves its a choice, you were not born that way.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (MdcDq)

450 I looked it up. The "noble" gases, neon, helium, argon, etc., are monatomic. Hydrogen (H2), nitrogen (N2), oxygen (O2), fluorine (F2), and chlorine (Cl2) are naturally diatomic. That was what I was remembering. There are others, but these are the ones that do it at standard temp and pressure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (txdEq)

451 The Left are Neo-Pagans.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

452 440 Oxygen is incestuous. And ghey. And undiverse. All-around troublemaker.
Posted by: klaftern at March 29, 2022 03:47 PM (taPSh)



Don't forget being a whore. It'll bond with almost anything. Hydrogen, Carbon, Sulfur, Nitrogen, Iron.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (vMCab)

453 By the way, those are some ads we have on the front page now. At least I know there's a vitamin to keep my teeth from falling out.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (wyw4S)

454 It was not voting for Nimrod!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)

Nimrod was a fucking punk.

Posted by: Abraham at March 29, 2022 03:50 PM (II3Gr)

455 I'm well over 29 so my memory may be a little fuzzy but outside of the Miss or Mrs. title, I don't recall knowing anything about the personal life of any teacher and I certainly don't recall wanting to know anything about their personal lives.

They shut up and taught. We should go back to that.

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 29, 2022 03:50 PM (S2eH9)

456 It's just a gaseous three-legged race!




==

I would like to share a memory from recent past...

--The Duchess of prince Charles

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2022 03:50 PM (FKphP)

457 When two molecules meet, and they love each other very very much

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

458 It was not voting for Nimrod!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)

Nimrod was a fucking punk.
Posted by: Abraham at March 29, 2022 03:50 PM (II3Gr)

You and your many sons....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 03:51 PM (XvPQV)

459 Nimrod was a fucking punk.
Posted by: Abraham at March 29, 2022 03:50 PM (II3Gr)



He could never have outfought Seth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 03:51 PM (yQpMk)

460 Ace of Spades. Come to talk about the sickness of groomer teachers. Stay to learn high school chemistry.
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022


***
"My favorite teacher took a drink,
But now he is no more;
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:51 PM (txdEq)

461 Love is like oxygen.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:51 PM (KAi1n)

462 Sometimes you just need lifestyle validation from 5 year olds.

Posted by: Neil in AZ at March 29, 2022 03:52 PM (DcfWf)

463 Romans Chapter 1 has a clear and succinct explanation for this absurdity.

Posted by: The Kahuna at March 29, 2022 03:52 PM (9X60i)

464 There are others, but these are the ones that do it at standard temp and pressure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (txdEq)
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"Doing It At STP" was a little-known song by KC and the Sunshine Band.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 29, 2022 03:52 PM (T8gyh)

465 The Hebrew word for sin literally means to miss the mark. We live in a world of sin: everybody is off the mark to some degree or another.

If God doesn't renew and redeem, we walk toward destruction. When we walk away from God, we walk toward destruction.

It begins with stepping out of God's will. It's a slippery slope of pride from thereon.

I say that as an expression of a consistent tendency, not as a proof (So "Slippery slope fallacy" does not apply, btw).

It is an inescapable mode of Christian theology.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 04:52 PM (XHhHI)

466 Love is like oxygen.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:51 PM (KAi1n)



You get too much you get too high..

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:52 PM (yQpMk)

467 Kevin McCarthy to 'talk to' Madison Cawthorn about the sexual deviancy(Orgy invites) and cocaine(usage) remarks he made to the Warrior Poet Society. It seems McCarthy and others within the GOPe are beyond upset with him. I wonder why?

Frank Luntz was not available for comment.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 29, 2022 04:52 PM (1IJnB)

468 We had a chemistry teacher, if you received swats from him you never went back. Always attended the school dances with his drop dead gorgeous wife.

Couple of years later he turns out to be a three dollar bill.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 29, 2022 04:53 PM (m+yM6)

469 You get too much you get too high..
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Not enough and then you die.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 04:53 PM (KAi1n)

470 It still boggles my mind that we used to have a trans furry regular here. I feel bad for that poor soul.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 29, 2022 03:38 PM (c0H1Z)

Really?? Who?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 04:53 PM (rF64X)

471 Don't forget being a whore. It'll bond with almost anything. Hydrogen, Carbon, Sulfur, Nitrogen, Iron.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (vMCab)
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Fuck you, that's Carbon!

Posted by: Oxygen at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (XHhHI)

472 Love gets you high

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

473 And furthermore, anyone that really, really wants to talk to kids about sex should NOT be talking to kids about sex.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (cupoy)

474 I looked it up. The "noble" gases, neon, helium, argon, etc., are monatomic. Hydrogen (H2), nitrogen (N2), oxygen (O2), fluorine (F2), and chlorine (Cl2) are naturally diatomic. That was what I was remembering. There are others, but these are the ones that do it at standard temp and pressure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (txdEq)

The More You Know. Dankeschoen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (4I/2K)

475 455 We had some teachers that were married. The ladies kept their maiden names because that's what they had when they started teaching. Didn't know about two of them until there was a blurb in the paper about both retiring. I had him for biology and her for soph English.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (lz5hY)

476 467 Kevin McCarthy to 'talk to' Madison Cawthorn about the sexual deviancy(Orgy invites) and cocaine(usage) remarks he made to the Warrior Poet Society. It seems McCarthy and others within the GOPe are beyond upset with him. I wonder why?

Frank Luntz was not available for comment.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 29, 2022 04:52 PM (1IJnB)

Not sure what to make of Cawthorn. He missed a chunk of time early on to go on his honeymoon and then almost immediately after he got divorced. Methinks there was a wee bit of partakin' goin' on.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

477 We always come back to Sweet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

478 BTW, what was that 3rd film the girls got in 6th grade sex ed?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (KAi1n)

479 Oxygen is toxic at depth. Something people are taught who scuba dive.

Do not breathe pure oxygen below 20 feet. It can make you start convulsing, spit out the regulator and drown.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (4q/mG)

480 471 Don't forget being a whore. It'll bond with almost anything. Hydrogen, Carbon, Sulfur, Nitrogen, Iron.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (vMCab)
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Fuck you, that's Carbon!
Posted by: Oxygen at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (XHhHI)

Talk about the Pot calling the Kettle black...

Posted by: Carbon at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (oHd/0)

481
Why "folx" instead of folks?

Same reason why dogs lick their balls.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (nIpaw)

482 Love is like oxygen.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022


***
Corrosive?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (txdEq)

483
Time on my side.
I got it all.
I've heard that pride
Only comes before a fall

Posted by: Oxygen at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (XHhHI)

484 Oxygen is toxic at depth.

Just like love.

Posted by: Abraham at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (II3Gr)

485 Ooo...My Kino sales order has shipped.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

486 Oxygen has no home here!

/George Floyd


What? Too soon?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (m45I2)

487 Off, Old Testament sock.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

488 Yes, you are one of the few who can stomach an entire article by WallowPundit. His posts read like he's trying to convince himself of his own bullshit. It's not healthy. Do yourself a favor and stop reading his drivel.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (BOJAx)

489 We always come back to Sweet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)
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Dude!

Posted by: Dude at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (XHhHI)

490 Unless the world of adults has suddenly become completely overrun by a majority of homosexual quasi-pedophilia driven whack-doodles with sick and demented agendas, the Dem party has apparently been absorbed by what used to be considered to constitute perhaps 0.0001% of society - the people you typically locked up in Creekmore or Bedlam.

Not exactly a winning coalition of voters for the Dem party.

Posted by: Boswell at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (5iUNf)

491 Don't forget being a whore. It'll bond with almost anything. Hydrogen, Carbon, Sulfur, Nitrogen, Iron.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 03:49 PM (vMCab)
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Fuck you, that's Carbon!
Posted by: Oxygen at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (XHhHI)
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Yeah, Carbon is the ultimate chemical whore. Nothing else even comes close, I think...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (YIVH2)

492 486 Oxygen has no home here!

/George Floyd


What? Too soon?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (m45I2)

/golf clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (oHd/0)

493 Holy SHIT, my vehicle's warranty may have expired! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
*sets hair on fire*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

494 Love is a Battlefield.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)

495 Same reason why dogs lick their balls.



Because they can.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

496 Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KAi1n)
____________

Falling short of ideal behavior is one thing. Going into a power dive is another.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2022 03:39 PM (q+fko)

And it wasn't out-of-wedlock sex that was the problem. It was celebrating it. Sending little Debbie off to live with an aunt when she got knocked up sent a message. I would be all for sending Doug off to doing some wilderness time for nine months as well. Shockingly, supporting the behavior and then celebrating it made it worse.

Posted by: WiNO at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (EpDzw)

497 Yeah, Carbon is the ultimate chemical whore. Nothing else even comes close, I think...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022


***
Silicon is no slouch, human.

Posted by: The Horta at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (txdEq)

498 493 Holy SHIT, my vehicle's warranty may have expired! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
*sets hair on fire*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

======

Unrelated:

I have several million dollars tied up in an American bank. If you could pay the taxes on it, I'll give you 10% of the holdings in the account.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

499 Since when do teachers talk about their personal lives in the classroom? Wonder why Johnny can't read or write? Because the teacher was taking up the time talking about himself instead of, I don't know, actually teaching.

Posted by: la2la at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (wfrSv)

500 Never had any teacher talk about a spouse or children. The only exception was my 8th grade English teacher who announced that she got married over the weekend. She was no longer Miss Williams, but was now Mrs. Tyler.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (wfi1w)

501 Wolfus very good but you have a ways to go to beat Muldoon

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (2JoB8)

502 Not sure what to make of Cawthorn. He missed a chunk of time early on to go on his honeymoon and then almost immediately after he got divorced. Methinks there was a wee bit of partakin' goin' on.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

How bad are his injuries? I know he's in a chair but don't know if he's paralyzed below the waist or not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

503 We always come back to Sweet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

Bob Sweet? He was killed on Silverstreak.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (4I/2K)

504 I find all this bonding talk to be repulsive.

Posted by: Helium at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (LDbiF)

505 Off, Old Testament sock.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)
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That's a hoary old sock.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (XHhHI)

506 >>485 Ooo...My Kino sales order has shipped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

Should I ask what a Kino is?

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (1IJnB)

507 We have covered chemistry in a thread about deviant groomers. Gun thread anyone?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (lz5hY)

508 Love is a Battlefield.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)

That's why we're running with the shadows of the night.

Posted by: WiNO at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (EpDzw)

509 And looking at all those ads, I think the advertisers don't really believe that most of us are 29.

Just a little hunch.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wyw4S)

510 Three basic principles of cardiopulmonary resuscitation:

1. Air goes in and out
2. Blood goes around and around
3. Oxygen is good

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (m45I2)

511 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

I think I read he is.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (JK2MU)

512 506 >>485 Ooo...My Kino sales order has shipped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

Should I ask what a Kino is?
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (1IJnB)

=======

Kino Lorber. A boutique home video company like Criterion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

513 We always come back to Sweet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)
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And we have Sweet Fanny Adams to show for it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (XHhHI)

514 Wolfus very good but you have a ways to go to beat Muldoon
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022


***
If you mean the H2SO4 rhyme, my chem teacher in high school told us that one. Not mine.

Posted by: The Horta at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (txdEq)

515 478 BTW, what was that 3rd film the girls got in 6th grade sex ed?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (KAi1n)

Something about choking, spitting, and swallowing.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Fs5vw)

516 Speaking of wheelchairs - I have seen Governor Abbott interviewed and I swear his legs were moving a little bit.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Vr12I)

517 Where the hell did all the sidebar ads come from all of a sudden?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (BgMrQ)

518 These 'people' are not teachers. Teachers teach useful things like Math, Civics, History, Science, English, and Physical Education. These 'not teachers' are at best, mentally ill, or worst case, criminals. They deserve either medical treatment or punishment.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (0OP+5)

519 I do remember all the girls in 6th grade getting called for the secret meeting on

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (2JoB8)

520 I'm no chemist, but I hear dioxygen difluoride knows how to party.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (cupoy)

521 493 Holy SHIT, my vehicle's warranty may have expired! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
*sets hair on fire*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

My social security number has been suspended. I called HR to tell them to stop withholding for it, but they just laughed at me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (UuD2k)

522 No decent teacher talks about their personal life in the classroom. That's generally a rubicon that anyone with integrity doesn't cross. But we're not talking about normal people. We're talking about deviants with severe psychosis who need a throat punch.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (/Mfdi)

523 515 478 BTW, what was that 3rd film the girls got in 6th grade sex ed?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (KAi1n)

Something about choking, spitting, and swallowing.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Fs5vw)

Advanced Trailer Hitch Chrome Removal

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (II3Gr)

524 I find all this bonding talk to be repulsive.
Posted by: Helium at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (LDbiF)
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Stuff your noble gas bullshit.

Posted by: Oxygen at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (XHhHI)

525 We have covered chemistry in a thread about deviant groomers. Gun thread anyone?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022


***
Trust me, I don't want to hear about gunpowder again.

Posted by: The Gorn Captain at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (txdEq)

526 515 478 BTW, what was that 3rd film the girls got in 6th grade sex ed?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (KAi1n)

Something about choking, spitting, and swallowing.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Fs5vw)

Old school? Debbie does Dallas.
Newer? 50 Shades of Grey
Now? Brokeback Mountain

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (oHd/0)

527 And looking at all those ads, I think the advertisers don't really believe that most of us are 29.

Just a little hunch.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wyw4S)


What ads are you getting? I've still got King Harv and the crypto one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)

528 519 I am sure it wasn't how to have painless anal sex

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (2JoB8)

529 We always come back to Sweet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

Ballroom Blitz!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (II3Gr)

530 >>
Kino Lorber. A boutique home video company like Criterion.

Ah. Soft porn then.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (1IJnB)

531 516 Speaking of wheelchairs - I have seen Governor Abbott interviewed and I swear his legs were moving a little bit.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Vr12I)

I'm not really blind...

Posted by: Little Stevie Wonder at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (BgMrQ)

532 BTW, what was that 3rd film the girls got in 6th grade sex ed?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2022 04:55 PM (KAi1n)



It was the sex education version of Blood on the Tracks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (yQpMk)

533 Ace! Interesting theater in congress. Gaetz has entered the hard drive of Hunter Biden's laptop into the Congressional Record.

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1508845184246849539

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (nC+QA)

534 These 'people' are not teachers. Teachers teach useful things like Math, Civics, History, Science, English, and Physical Education.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (0OP+5)
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I don't think the NEA allows them anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (XHhHI)

535 506 Kino is a numbers game similar to bingo where you pick one to fifteen numbers out of eighty. There are many ways to play, including way tickets where one may.. Wait, that's Keno.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (lz5hY)

536 521 493 Holy SHIT, my vehicle's warranty may have expired! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
*sets hair on fire*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

My social security number has been suspended. I called HR to tell them to stop withholding for it, but they just laughed at me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (UuD2k)

Yeah, and Microsoft keeps calling saying my Computers been Hackinated.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2022 05:01 PM (oHd/0)

537 Never in my mumbledy years of school have I ever found it to be a desirable, a necessary, or even a happenstance topic of conversation, the sexuality or relationships of my teachers.

Stop grooming kids. It's remarkably simple.

Posted by: Flounder at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (KnJdm)

538 I was an AV kid in the 6th grade and I had to set that movie up, then I had to leave.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

539 I saw an ad the other day for little canisters of oxygen that you could just buy off the internet.

People are stupid if that company is even in business.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (UuD2k)

540 WTF do teachers have a need to talk about their spouse, significant other, or other personal life details in class? I don't recall any of my teachers having these discussions in grade, junior, or high school.

Posted by: DiesIrae at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (nwD8s)

541 These people are insufferable:
@realchrisrufo

It's become a cultural imperative. He's clearly unwilling to push back on the obese white woman in this segment who is spouting complete nonsense. He's not scared of her personally, but she represents the POV that Stewart doesn't dare contradict.

https://tinyurl.com/yprze5h5

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (MmndN)

542 Love is a paddlewheel.

Posted by: klaftern at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (taPSh)

543 477 We always come back to Sweet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

Little Willy Willy won't go home/
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go
Try telling everybody but/
Oh no...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (PiwSw)

544 What ads are you getting? I've still got King Harv and the crypto one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)
--------

I've got those two, in the middle, but on the two sidebars we have a rotating smorgasbord of neuropathy, a formula that attacks fat cells, memory drug, focus formula, vitamins that stop your teeth from falling out and an after dinner ritual that melts belly fat. I feel like I'm in the old folks' home.

And I'm using Brave.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (wyw4S)

545 I saw an ad the other day for little canisters of oxygen that you could just buy off the internet.

People are stupid if that company is even in business.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (UuD2k)
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In a world where people pay money for farts-in-a-jar...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (T8gyh)

546 I do remember all the girls in 6th grade getting called for the secret meeting on
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 04:59 PM (2JoB

on the filmstrip about the Evil Penis and the many lies it will tell you like:
just the tip
pull out in time
blueballs are deadly
...

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (4I/2K)

547 https://libertyunyielding.com/texas teacher claims 20 fourth graders out of 32 students identify as lgbtq

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (2JoB8)

548 It's become a cultural imperative. He's clearly unwilling to push back on the obese white woman in this segment who is spouting complete nonsense. He's not scared of her personally, but she represents the POV that Stewart doesn't dare contradict.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (MmndN)
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Clown nose fixed with epoxy, painted Caucasian.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (XHhHI)

549 And looking at all those ads, I think the advertisers don't really believe that most of us are 29.

Just a little hunch.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 04:58 PM


Thanks, advertisers, but I get plenty of dietary fiber.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2022 05:04 PM (RkC6l)

550 493 Holy SHIT, my vehicle's warranty may have expired! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
*sets hair on fire*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 29, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

"YAH, you do!"

- CarShield Ad Lady

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2022 05:04 PM (dfRN6)

551 Teachers have one job, teach. Full stop.

Talking about their personal life is NOT part of the teaching plan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2022 05:04 PM (y3/Gj)

552 WTF do teachers have a need to talk about their spouse, significant other, or other personal life details in class? I don't recall any of my teachers having these discussions in grade, junior, or high school.
Posted by: DiesIrae at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (nwD8s)
---
Had a hot Spanish teacher in high school who once mentioned going on a trip to the beach and wearing a bikini. Us young dudes in the class were like, "Pics or it didn't happen!"

Unfortunately, this was long before the days of social media sites, so we couldn't scour the interwebs to find them...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2022 05:04 PM (YIVH2)

553 Love Stinks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)

554 on the filmstrip about the Evil Penis and the many lies it will tell you like:
just the tip
pull out in time
blueballs are deadly
...

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (4I/2K)

Size doesn't matter.

Posted by: Flounder at March 29, 2022 05:05 PM (KnJdm)

555 539 545 Academy Sports sells them, I guess for the sports crowd that gets their tires filled with extra nitrogen.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2022 05:05 PM (lz5hY)

556 436 On the other hand, we had this nerdy looking little algebra teacher in Jr. high, and everybody called him queer behind his back. Until he showed up at a dance with his wife and sneered at all of us losers. Smoking hot nurse.
________

In elementary school, we never knew about any teacher's spouse or partner. We assumed the women teachers called "Mrs." Whatever were married, and the ones called "Miss" were not married, but we never asked and they never volunteered any information about their personal lives.

In junior high and high school we knew a little more about some of the teachers and there were a few that we suspected were gay, but we knew better than to ask them any personal questions. Their personal lives were none of our business.

It was much better that way. This current atmosphere of over-sharing every detail of one's personal life with everybody one encounters is creepy. There is no good reason for any teacher, especially one who teaches very young kids, to be discussing intimate details of the teacher's personal life with the kids. It's inappropriate and weird and it's inviting trouble.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (k4dH2)

557 https://libertyunyielding.com/texas teacher claims 20 fourth graders out of 32 students identify as lgbtq
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM (2JoB




They added A, for Ally, so even the heteros can be queer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (yQpMk)

558 I'm definitely feeling good about the decision to homeschool.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (8548M)

559 Love Stinks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)
-------

Let me guess. You just found out your angel is a centerfold.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (wyw4S)

560 Teaching tday - one part government, one part jobs program, one part influencer - did I leave any parrts out?

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

561 553: https://youtu.be/E0LAs7X5ybE

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2022 05:07 PM (sAmhv)

562 Because the teacher was taking up the time talking about himself instead of, I don't know, actually teaching.
Posted by: la2la at March 29, 2022 04:57 PM (wfrSv)


So grades are based on how much interest a student shows in the teacher's personal life.

Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2022 05:07 PM (6RgRK)

563 blueballs are deadly
...

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 05:03 PM


Well, if you put a shiv in her han...

Wait...you said blueballs.

Nevermind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2022 05:07 PM (RkC6l)

564 It's become a cultural imperative. He's clearly unwilling to push back on the obese white woman in this segment who is spouting complete nonsense. He's not scared of her personally, but she represents the POV that Stewart doesn't dare contradict.

https://tinyurl.com/yprze5h5

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2022 05:02 PM (MmndN)


Who even is that and why is she on television?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2022 05:07 PM (Ez6QX)

565 Teaching tday - one part government, one part jobs program, one part influencer - did I leave any parrts out?

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)
---
Eye of newt?

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 05:07 PM (XHhHI)

566 You know, from a socialists perspective, it's not beneficial to have a bunch of homos running around. The state needs new worker bees.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (UuD2k)

567 >>Let me guess. You just found out your angel is a centerfold.

I musta got lost.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

568 We're talking about deviants with severe psychosis who need a throat punch.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2022 05:00 PM (/Mfdi)

Carve it in stone

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (dscaa)

569 It was much better that way. This current atmosphere of over-sharing every detail of one's personal life with everybody one encounters is creepy. There is no good reason for any teacher, especially one who teaches very young kids, to be discussing intimate details of the teacher's personal life with the kids. It's inappropriate and weird and it's inviting trouble.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (k4dH2)

They're probably too awful to have any friends and so the kids they "teach" become their captive audience. They are also sick people.

Imagine requiring validation from little kids.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (rF64X)

570 566 You know, from a socialists perspective, it's not beneficial to have a bunch of homos running around. The state needs new worker bees.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (UuD2k)

See: China.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)

571 Teaching tday - one part government, one part jobs program, one part influencer - did I leave any parrts out?

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

Four parts grooming.

Posted by: Flounder at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (KnJdm)

572 553 Love Stinks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)

--------

Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (rs9D5)

573 >>Let me guess. You just found out your angel is a centerfold.

I musta got lost.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

Those soft fuzzy sweaters, so magical to touch

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (4I/2K)

574 before fags paid for their antiques, they would sit across from my desk and discuss their latest perversions


I should have charged a hazard fee

Posted by: REDACTED at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (us2H3)

575 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (ZDXYb)

576 560 Teaching tday - one part government, one part jobs program, one part influencer - did I leave any parrts out?
Posted by: kraken

groomer
pre-retirement planning
something to do when not on vacation
something to do when not working for dem politician campaigns

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (bNy08)

577 This is turning into a J. Geils Band appreciation thread. I for one, welcome it!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (sAmhv)

578 Remember how "concerned" the Left was that a pedo might get near your children in a place that they trust?

Turns out they were just jealous.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (dscaa)

579 You know, from a socialists perspective, it's not beneficial to have a bunch of homos running around. The state needs new worker bees.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (UuD2k)

See: China.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)
---
This is why Disney is going to need the lez kiss in Buzz Lightyear isolated enough to be edited out for the Chinese markets.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (XHhHI)

580 n00d

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2022 05:10 PM (vMCab)

581 I have two words for this groomer.

You're fired.

Posted by: SkylerKat at March 29, 2022 05:10 PM (o7AnW)

582 This is turning into a J. Geils Band appreciation thread. I for one, welcome it!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2022 05:09 PM (sAmhv)
---
I musta got lost.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2022 05:10 PM (XHhHI)

583 Local afternoon drive show is covering the story of gay Kindergarten teacher. The Horde is truly ahead of the curve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2022 05:10 PM (RkC6l)

584 We're going to need more helicopters...

Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at March 29, 2022 05:12 PM (xj+jQ)

585 They're probably too awful to have any friends and so the kids they "teach" become their captive audience. They are also sick people.

Imagine requiring validation from little kids.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 29, 2022 05:08 PM (rF64X)

-----------

These people are psychological, emotional, intellectual infants in adult bodies. That's why they relate better to Children than other adults ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 29, 2022 05:12 PM (rs9D5)

586 Just a coincidence, OR are Trey and Matt low-key showcasing their take on the very thing discussed here?
Posted by: geewhiz at March 29, 2022 03:22 PM (dRzCR)

========

Those episodes are like 10 years old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 29, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

========

Actually NO, TJM, the clips I'm referring to are from episodes From this season.

Posted by: geewhiz at March 29, 2022 05:12 PM (dRzCR)

587 Never in my mumbledy years of school have I ever found it to be a desirable, a necessary, or even a happenstance topic of conversation, the sexuality or relationships of my teachers. . . .

Posted by: Flounder at March 29, 2022


***
I've known some hot graduate students that I wanted to know a LOT more about. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2022 05:16 PM (txdEq)

588 I don't recall ever hearing a word from my grade school teachers about their private lives. This fairy Bernaert from Sarasota can't talk about anything else. Pictures of him and his fag "husband" on the door of his classroom. A bio on the idiot school's website: https://corybernaert.wixsite.com/website/about-mr-bernaert

He's a kindergarten babysitter and apparently a professional child groomer.

Posted by: Alcasan at March 29, 2022 05:21 PM (3x7XI)

589 This is what doxxing was made for.

And wood chippers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 29, 2022 05:30 PM (VSSOs)

590 Oh and F**K Gabriel Malor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2022 03:02 PM (vvX3p)

Uh, not even with Hunter's dick. Oh, wait.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 29, 2022 05:32 PM (Zvtjl)

591 Wow! I was 18 when I found out about homosexuality for men. Much later to find out about lesbians...
Was my childhood destroyed?
More importantly, were my teacher's lives ruined?

Posted by: Babs at March 29, 2022 05:40 PM (weyas)

592 I would have assumed she was having a quiet career at the cutting edge of theoretical quantum mechanics
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2022 03:18 PM (guGkK

Or Sandia, Los Alamos, Lawrence-Livermore, or Pantex.

Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at March 29, 2022 05:48 PM (cKnoj)

593 Government schools must be abolished.
They launder taxpayer dollars to the Dems.
They're used to indoctrinate and groom children to be mentally ill deviants.
This could be win-win for the GOP, but crickets

Posted by: Iblis at March 29, 2022 05:57 PM (49d8n)

594 How did the Roman empire collapse? Bath houses.

Posted by: noseitall at March 29, 2022 06:00 PM (MfEYO)

595 I didn't know anything about any of my elementary teachers' personal lifes.

Posted by: griff at March 29, 2022 06:16 PM (ojv2E)

596 Put a sock in it Rainbow Boy its time to end this sort of junk

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 29, 2022 07:01 PM (wGqjj)

597 Mr. Garrison seems angry....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHpU3_Ae0LA

Posted by: sic721 at March 29, 2022 11:15 PM (jqfT0)

598 "This Law Impacts My Ability To Talk About My Sex Life With Five Year Olds"

Good?

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 30, 2022 05:33 PM (OHy0b)

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