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Polls: Biden Drop to Record Low in Two Polls; No Bump from the SOTU, No Rally-Round-the-Flag Effect From Ukraine

Note that the below average of polls from RealClearPolitics shows a small sudden boost for Biden-- that's all due to the Fox poll, as usual, being more favorable to Democrats than any other poll.

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Note that Fox News continues employing a pollster named Arnon Mishkin, a longtime Democrat pollster and Democrat donor and Hillary Clinton supporter. It was Mishkin who made the early call in Arizona, and Mishkin who generally won't call races for Republicans, while making quick calls for Democrats.


Mishkin is Fox's in house pollster and analyst. He doesn't actually run the Fox News poll, I don't... think. But I can't imagine Fox's top poll guy doesn't have substantial influence on how that poll is constructed and weighted.

Fox "News" is totally a conservative network, though. We should definitely keep supporting it.

Turning to less Democrat-skewing polls run by people other than the very conservative Fox News: the Reuters Ipsos poll finds Biden at a new low of 40% approval.


U.S. President Joe Biden's public approval rating fell to a new low of 40% this week, a clear warning sign for his Democratic Party as it seeks to retain control of Congress in the Nov. 8 election, according to a Reuters/Ipsos opinion poll.

The national poll, conducted on March 21 and 22, found that 54% of Americans disapprove of his job performance as the country struggles with high inflation and Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has pushed geopolitical concerns to the fore.

Biden's approval rating, down three percentage points from the prior week, mirrors that which his Republican predecessor, Donald Trump, received at this point in his presidency, as both stood at 40% in mid-March in their second year in office.

Trump's approval rating sank as low as 33% in December 2017.

I think Biden can match that.

Actually, the Selzer poll now finds Biden at 34% approval.

Biden's approval ratings have dropped from 37% to 34%, with 89% of Republicans saying they disapprove of his performance, the poll shows.

On the war in Ukraine, 72% of Americans support supplying Ukrainian soldiers with U.S. weapons, and 77% of Americans support allowing Ukrainian refugees to resettle in the United States. The poll shows 70% oppose sending U.S. troops to fight in the war in Ukraine.

Biden gets low marks for his handling of the war, with 37% approving and 48% disapproving.

"We see broad support for the approach the president has taken -- sending weapons but not troops -- but the population doesn't want to give Biden credit for it," said Grinnell College Associate Professor Danielle Lussier.

On the economy, the poll shows only 27% of Americans believe the economy will get better in a year's time. That's a drop of 20% from 12 months ago. Additionally, 58% of Americans believe that the economy will be worse in a year than it is today. That's the highest number in the history of the poll.

The Stelter poll, on the other hand, finds Biden at 100% approval. That poll also finds "enthusiastic approval" for donuts and french fries and arteriosclerosis.


Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
(Selzer poll - national) Do you approve/disapprove of the job Biden is doing?

Overall: 34/52

The approval ratings for subgroups are interesting:


GOP: 6/89.The 6% is all the NeverTrumpers paid by leftwing media to attack Republicans.

Dems: 70/13. This is very low rating from his own party.

Indie: 31/52. Obviously very bad.

Men: 33/56; Women: 36/48. Women as usual are more leftwing than men, but women sure don't like Biden much, either.

This is interesting:

Under 35: 27/51; Over 65: 38/51. Biden is collapsing with young voters. But I think that this might be an example of a subgroup in a poll being too small to get an accurate poll reading. That seems too low. Still: Interesting.


White: 31/59; Non-white: 40/39. Obviously that non-white number is terrible for a Democrat.


Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue. Note that NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. think we must abandon all conservative positions in order to appeal to suburban women, who are among the most leftwing voters in the country. It just so happens that NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. happen to share the politics of suburban women, so don't trust them when they claim we must move left to "win." What they really mean is: the GOP must move left in order to attract us NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. people as voters, because we're Democrats in all but name now.


Evangelical: 26/66; Midwesterners: 32/56. Biden totally won Wisconsin, guys.

The Associated Press/NORC poll has Biden at 43% approval.

Note that the leftwing AP poll still shows Biden in a worse position than Fox's poll does, which has him at 45%. Yay Fox.

Also note that Biden had 43% approval from this poll before Putin took him up on his offer to minorly incursify Ukraine.

So Biden's got no rally-round-the-flag effect. And you know they were counting on that.

Most voters think Biden is doing too little and not being tough enough.

As President Joe Biden meets with key allies in Brussels to coordinate a stronger response to Russia's monthlong assault on Ukraine, a new poll shows Americans have yet to rally around his leadership.

Concern about Russia has swelled and support for a major U.S. role in the conflict strengthened in the last month, but Biden's negative approval rating has not budged, according to the poll Thursday from The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research. Few are very confident that he can handle a crisis, and a majority thinks he lacks toughness in dealing with Russia.

Only 43% of Americans approve of Biden and a similar percentage approve of his handling of the relationship with Russia. Both measures are little different from an AP-NORC poll conducted days before the Feb. 24 invasion.


...

Only about a quarter are very confident that the president has the ability to handle a crisis, promote U.S. standing in the world or effectively manage the U.S. military, though most have at least some confidence.

Fifty-six percent of Americans think Biden has not been tough enough on Russia, while 36% say his approach has been "about right."

Even among members of his own party, Biden faces pressure to do more. The poll shows Democrats are closely divided over the president's response, with 43% saying he hasn't been tough enough. Somewhat more, 53%, say it's been "about right."

Meanwhile, the most pressing issue in the country remains Brandon's runaway inflation, which is killing him with Latinxes and Latinxas.

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Why it matters: The survey does not show a mass defection to the Republican Party. But two trends since our last survey in December are hurting President Biden and his party: a waning intention to vote in the midterms, and a new GOP advantage on which party is better for the economy.

Unsurprisingly, a new GOP poll finds that voters feel the Democrat Party is "out of touch" and "condescending."

"Battleground voters continue to hold Democrats responsible for the negative impact that record-high inflation, soaring crime, and the crisis along our southern border are having on their lives. Additionally, these voters overwhelmingly support Republicans who are focused on addressing these issues," said the polling memo, which was written by three top national polling outfits for the National Republican Congressional Committee.

The poll holds significance, the NRCC said, because it surveyed voters in 77 battleground congressional districts that Biden won in 2020 by 5 and a half points.

Here are the highlights we just received from the NRCC:

President Biden's job approval is 15 points underwater, with only 40% of voters in these key districts approving of the job Biden is doing, while 55% disapprove.

Republicans lead the generic ballot by 4 points, despite Biden winning these battleground seats by over 5 points in 2020. Republicans have seen a 7-point improvement on the generic ballot since February 2021.

Overall, 75% of swing voters in these districts agree that Democrats are out of touch with everyday people and are condescending toward voters.

Economic issues dominate the issue matrix, with 46% of battleground voters indicating that they are most concerned about an economic issue.

Some 26% of battleground voters say inflation and the cost of living are the most important issues for Biden and Congress to work on, and 15% are most concerned about jobs and the economy. 52% of battleground voters blame high gas prices on the Biden administration and Congressional Democrats' unwillingness to allow more oil and gas production in the United States, compared to only 31% who blame the war in Ukraine and sanctions on Russian oil and gas.

About 75% of battleground voters are more likely to support a Republican candidate who will fight to lower the price of groceries and gas.

Exactly 78% of battleground voters are more likely to support a Republican candidate who will work to stop dangerous cartels from bringing drugs into America.

A huge 80% of battleground voters are more likely to support a Republican who will advance energy innovation that will lead to economic growth and lower energy prices.

And 73% of battleground voters favor increasing oil and gas production and exploration in the U.S., with a majority (54%) strongly in favor. Less than one-quarter (23%) of battleground voters oppose increasing oil and gas production and exploration in the U.S., with just 13% strongly opposed.

81 million votes, folks.

I mean, 81 million vote, folx.

(Have you guys seen that? For some reason the lunatics and trans fascists are insisting 1, that we say "folks" instead of "mean and women," and 2, that we spell "folks" as "folx," just to emphasize that Trans Lives Matters.

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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 12:40 PM (KFhLj)

2

They wagged Godzilla with a chihuahua's tail.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:41 PM (s2VJv)

3 Yo!

Posted by: Hawkpilot (Ace-Certified best nic) at March 24, 2022 12:41 PM (ufI4J)

4 Good time to leave the country!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 12:41 PM (mmOYv)

5 Top ten, I'll retrieve the others.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 24, 2022 12:41 PM (SH2Zi)

6 Much spinning...political theater coming soon.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (AwYPR)

7 What decent human being could rally round the flag for a criminally corrupt America which is intrinsically and irredeemably flawed from its birth?

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (Lzpvj)

8 I don't think I'll see this movie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (fsetr)

9 This is crap. No president has worked harder to uplift the United States in such a time of need. Biden is, in short, an American hero.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

10 The charts portend The Death Cross.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (qpX6U)

11 SPONGE!

Posted by: The albatross at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (RkC6l)

12 Under 35: 27/51;

Because FJB isn't left enough.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (R8uWY)

13 9 This is crap. No president has worked harder to uplift the United States in such a time of need. Biden is, in short, an American hero.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)


More like an American grinder . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (s2VJv)

14 Biden/ Zelenskyy 2024!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (FKphP)

15 Under 35: 27/51; Over 65: 38/51. Biden is collapsing with young voters. But I think that this might be an example of a subgroup in a poll being too small to get an accurate poll reading. That seems too low. Still: Interesting.
++++
It does seem too small, but his backtrack on student loan forgiveness might be hurting him in that group.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

16 Biden voters want a full on war with Russia, even if it means nukes.

The LIVs want Biden to stop Russia, but do not want war - because they know they'll have to go fight it.

So Biden is stuck, if he doesn't attack Russia he pisses off his base, if he does he's getting impeached...or worse...then he gets tens of thousands of LIV kids killed.

This is why he keeps stringing Zelensky along...in turn continuing the war.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (ESjRY)

17 Carp. Off, avian sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (RkC6l)

18 I think it is funny when Richard Barris mocks the Fox Decision Desk. He's pretty brutal to those simps.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (WRPbk)

19 They should assign Kamala find the root causes of these lousy numbers.

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (MxEKc)

20 My kingdom for an edit button!

So Biden is stuck, if he doesn't attack Russia he pisses off his base, if he does he's getting impeached...or worse...WHEN he gets tens of thousands of LIV kids killed.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (ESjRY)

21 9 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

Fox News says so.

Why Fox News division says that Joey in only 9% underwater.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (Lzpvj)

22 Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue.

suburban Aspirationals are the Scourge of this nation.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (DJFLF)

23 "Unsurprisingly, a new GOP poll finds that voters feel the Democrat Party is 'out of touch' and 'condescending.'"

What?? That's crazy talk. I'm deeply loved. I saved the Olympics!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (gS3OW)

24 Still seems high.

Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (MzKgG)

25 Just paid $6.29 per gallon for gas in California, so yeah, Fuck You, Joe "Who Shit My Pants!?" Biden.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (37PXt)

26 Ace is right. This movie sucks.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (dfRN6)

27 Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue.
+++
It looks like Karen McWinemom is the only group with net positive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (DU+/6)

28 >>>More like and American grinder . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


And not the good kind you see in gentlemen's clubs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (bkUtD)

29 Remember, Congress confirmed we're at 21% actual inflation a week or so ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (/Ay/z)

30 >>This is crap. No president has worked harder to uplift the United States in such a time of need. Biden is, in short, an American hero.


Sundae, Bloody Sundae

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (WRPbk)

31 Support for the senile pervert still seems strangely high.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

32 14 Biden/ Zelenskyy 2024!
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (FKphP)


I prefer Zemmour/Pinochet '24.

Zemmour is running on a mass stripping of citizenship and deportation of his Religion of Peacenik population.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (s2VJv)

33 "Unsurprisingly, a new GOP poll finds that voters feel the Democrat Party is 'out of touch' and 'condescending.'"

How did they score on "insane" and "fucking evil?"

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (qpX6U)

34 15 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

Biden is not spending a quadrillion dollars like he said he would!

//Trigglypuff

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (Lzpvj)

35 It just so happens that NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. happen to share the politics of suburban women

yeah b/c those are the same politics of their wives and boyfriends

the goal of the RINO is to get Jen and Jorge to stahhhp naaaaggggingggg him

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (j9HX3)

36 >>>More like and American grinder . . .


What...like a Hoagie?

Posted by: Hillary at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (WRPbk)

37 One of the most important factors in any election is not just who votes, but who does NOT vote.

for example, in Texas I predict that most black voters will simply sit out this November's elections, because there are no big name black faces on the ballots. Oh, the ghetto districts in Houston and Dallas will still get busloads to the polls to support their local crime lords, but overall I expect dems to perform even worse than current polls are showing, for that reason alone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (trdmm)

38 Biden could eat a live baby on national TV and he wouldn't be impeached or replaced.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (7hvlx)

39 It does seem too small, but his backtrack on student loan forgiveness might be hurting him in that group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)


You were promised student loan forgiveness and respect around the world.

You will get drafted to fight in Eastern Europe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (wmDcS)

40 Because, smart mil-blog: France sortied a second SSBN (nuke armed nuclear sub) on 11 Mar. They have 4 of these boats. last time they had more than one at sea was 1983, during the Able Archer "tensions".

Looks like they sortied a third boat a day or two ago, too. So, 3 out of 4 are out on patrol. Dunno if this is just to adjust Putin's calculus or if the French know something in particular.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 12:12 PM (8C7+r)

even beyond mobilization of human resources, it would take about a month to make any SSBN that is not down hard (cold and disassembled) for repairs sea-ready in normal times.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 24, 2022 12:33 PM (SH2Zi)

Looking up the current class of French SSBNs, up to 16 S51 ICBM's with 12 MIRVs, but the interesting part is the S39 torpedo tube launched StoS S39 Exocet missiles.

https://tinyurl.com/mux925xx

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)

41 The question comes down in these polls why do suburban women poll so well on Biden? Do they really love him so much still, or is this just nonsense on stilts? If so, why, and what could possibly explain this?

I mean they feel unreachable with the truth, voting in large numbers for a child molesting corrupt liar. What could possibly turn the page here if the terrible economy, world in chaos, perversion pushed on their children, completely insecure borders, and revelations of his deep corruption recently pushed in their face does not?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

42 whoever mentioned the plot of the Lion King yesterday ....


... yeah

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (j9HX3)

43 The poll holds significance, the NRCC said, because it surveyed voters in 77 battleground congressional districts that Biden won in 2020 by 5 and a half points.

did he really though? The nursing homes were ballot harvested for Biden. Trump probably won half those districts.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (DJFLF)

44 20 My kingdom for an edit button!

So Biden is stuck, if he doesn't attack Russia he pisses off his base, if he does he's getting impeached...or worse...WHEN he gets tens of thousands of LIV kids killed.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (ESjRY)


More than just kids. ICYMI Russia has nuclear missiles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (s2VJv)

45 29 Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (/Ay/z)

Politely explain to the dipshit 20 somethings that a functional American economy in the 90s had high school kids able to drive coast to coast for 80 hours of wage.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (Lzpvj)

46 how is Joe polling among members of the media, the permanent bureaucracy, the 'journalists' and academics?

I imagine his popularity is quite high

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (geLO8)

47

I mean, I don't know anyone who thinks the Democrats are condescending, not even the mouthbreathers in the Midwest.

- Jen Pissaki.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (XnbJC)

48 I wonder if Biden nominated this awful SCOTUS nominee because she's lenient with pedophiles like him?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)

49 Does the Wuhan Flu still have a case of Hillary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (Ah8Yi)

50 42 whoever mentioned the plot of the Lion King yesterday ....

... yeah
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (j9HX3)

Kentanji matata. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (s2VJv)

51 My own survey reveals the corrupt vile vegetable remains "president", will likely be replaced by an equally unfit bimbo at some point, and all the executive power (legit and otherwise) available is/will be deployed to further policies that are obviously disastrous, and many of them wildly unpopular and always so. With minimal hindrance from the "opposition" or "courts".

Not as exciting as all the numbers ace rolls up, I admit.

Soak in your self-inflicted decline and massive opportunity costs, America.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (OTzUX)

52 >>Just paid $6.29 per gallon for gas in California, so yeah, Fuck You, Joe "Who Shit My Pants!?" Biden.


Oil Change w/ Rear Diff and a full tank of gas ran me $300 the other day.

Biden is going to obfuscate Carter, completely.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (WRPbk)

53 yeah b/c those are the same politics of their wives and boyfriends

the goal of the RINO is to get Jen and Jorge to stahhhp naaaaggggingggg him
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (j9HX3)


It's also the politics of the mid-level HR managers, accounting and marketing departments.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (wmDcS)

54 I've been using 'folks' since Looney Tunes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (XvPQV)

55 Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue.

Karen McWinemom is convinced the next COVID varient will kill her kid if those mouth breathers in Florida don't mask up!

She is "working" from home so she doesn't directly see the price of gas, and she isn't looking closely at how much Maria is spending on the groceries.

And she is "thinking", shouldn't we focus on import things now...like the Russians shelling transsexual baby milk factories with cluster bombs?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (ESjRY)

56 Just paid $6.29 per gallon for gas in California, so yeah, Fuck You, Joe "Who Shit My Pants!?" Biden.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (37PXt)


I saw a headline at the Daily Mail to the effect of: the Dems want a $300 a month stimulus payment to offset the high cost of gas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (Ez6QX)

57 his backtrack on student loan forgiveness might be hurting him in that group.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

Maybe the chattering class talking about selective service is hurting him...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (QoA/l)

58 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Joe Biden has shit the bed.

Repeat.

Joe Biden has shit the bed.

Over.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (Sdlpf)

60 Unsurprisingly, a new GOP poll finds that voters feel the Democrat Party is "out of touch" and "condescending."

If the GOP had any self awareness, they'd realize they are just as guilty of being out of touch and condescending.

All of DC is in need of a thorough colon cleansing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (N39Ws)

61 47

I mean, I don't know anyone who thinks the Democrats are condescending, not even the mouthbreathers in the Midwest.

- Jen Pissaki.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (XnbJC)


"Let them suck cock."

- - Kamala

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (s2VJv)

62 So you're telling me the biggest concern of Latinx voters is not the gender bias built into their language?

I call bullshit!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (CAJOC)

63

Only transsexual pedophilic necrophilia can save us!

Posted by: Nicky Necro at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (7oCwC)

64 I also used 'Ffolks' a week or two ago.
That's not a bad Roger Moore movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (XvPQV)

65 Biden could eat a live baby on national TV and he wouldn't be impeached or replaced.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (7hvlx)

The WaPo would write a hagiography about Biden's boldness in breaking barriers.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (eGTCV)

66 Barak Owebama was a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Biden is a _____________.


GO!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

67 41 The question comes down in these polls why do suburban women poll so well on Biden? Do they really love him so much still, or is this just nonsense on stilts? If so, why, and what could possibly explain this?


essentially these women are strivers/social climbers

the media has them convinced that by GoodThink they will become wealthy and powerful like the ladies on the View and like Oprah

it's sad

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (j9HX3)

68 Honestly, the condescending nature of the Dem party is probably their number one liability. They just can't help it.

A perfect example is climate change. Why, pray tell, is it so important for them to scold us about climate change all the time? Honestly, and in all seriousness, what in the actual fuck do you want ME to do about it? I already conserve energy to the best of my ability, I heat my house with biomass, drive as fuel efficient of vehicles as my lifestyle will allow. So, seriously, what's with the scolding? What, in simple words, am I supposed to do about it? Or do you just like scolding me?

I could include the whole "white priviledge" thing, too. Why are you scolding me about it? What did I do to create it and how the fuck am I supposed to fix it? They're just moral scolds, the lot of them.

Posted by: Goober at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (Hgvgt)

69 I wonder if Biden nominated this awful SCOTUS nominee because she's lenient with pedophiles like him?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)


I doubt it. I think she was picked by Biden's handlers because she seemed like a safe choice that could get through confirmation quickly. The problem was that the people in this admin are incompetents who base their whole political life around LARPing The West Wing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (wmDcS)

70 Biden is a lowlife thug.

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (j9HX3)

71 I wonder if Biden nominated this awful SCOTUS nominee because she's lenient with pedophiles like him?

I think like Trump he's handed a list and picks from it, rather than really knowing the potential candidates. And the ones who make up the list are glassy-eyed zealots who see only the cause and the Plan, not the people involved. So she's an idiot incompetent? She's all in on abortion, CRT, Trannies, and is a Farrakhan disciple, she's perfect!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

72 I mean they feel unreachable with the truth, voting in large numbers for a child molesting corrupt liar. What could possibly turn the page here if the terrible economy, world in chaos, perversion pushed on their children, completely insecure borders, and revelations of his deep corruption recently pushed in their face does not?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

I think that lies in the definition of suburban wine mom. They are more interest in their selfish pursuits and are largely insulated from the consequences of their choices. Virtue signaling is a paramount concern in their world.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (SH2Zi)

73 CNN calls the war for Ukrainistan. Russia lost the war!!! let's focus in what's really ailing this country, insurrectionists and their accomplices!!

--joe Brandon et al

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (FKphP)

74 >>>64 I also used 'Ffolks' a week or two ago.
That's not a bad Roger Moore movie.

i always wondered if that was any good.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

75 This is crap. No president has worked harder to uplift the United States in such a time of need. Biden is, in short, an American hero.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)


More like an American grinder . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM


Given how underwater his polls are, I'd say he's an American sub.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (RkC6l)

76 Biden is, in short, an American hero.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

More like an American grinder . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:43 PM (s2VJv)

..or Sub...Bomber.

Yeah, Biden's da Bomb!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (BgMrQ)

77 Meanwhile, the most pressing issue in the country remains Brandon's runaway inflation, which is killing him with Latinxes and Latinxas.

what about latinxxs, hater?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (bGkHK)

78 I wish I could believe this will actually matter, but I don't. I'm not sure voting even matters any more. Plus, how much of this negative polling is generated by hardcore leftists upset with Joey Shitbrains for not going Full Retard? Those fuckers are gonna vote for Dumocraps no matter how upset they are with Shitbrains. I'd love to believe all the optimistic forecasts of the GOP coming to chew bubblegum and kick ass in November. I just don't.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

79
It really does not matter
The democrats steal elections all the time and never go to jail

But hey get a boner over some polls

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (BkfQY)

80 66 Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Very Special Episode of "To Catch a Predator."

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (Lzpvj)

81 >>>I also used 'Ffolks' a week or two ago.
That's not a bad Roger Moore movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse


I've seen that one. I concur. Pretty good Moore film.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (VWp7G)

82 from the sidebar, the fauci single pre-treatment demand for covid is a bit odd, eh?

The feds are pressuring doctors to not even discuss treatments. Their foot soldiers pretend HCQ and ivermectrin are strange drugs that no one has ever heard of.

Really? It's dangerous to DISCUSS treatments for a disease that is already 99.99% survivable? REally? Really? I mean, long haul covid sucks but come on, man!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (ZZK0E)

83 You just know that when Mishkin finally got laid in grad school he went strutting around campus like a peacock calling himself "The Mish King".

You just know it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (7hvlx)

84 All the Democrat friends I have (I presently live in a college town, where Democrats outnumber Republicans about 100-1), most all the women still take it as a given Biden is doing a very good job and are bewildered to hear someone has a divergent view. Their husbands seem to be ducking the question, telling me they are future secret DeSantis voters.

How did women get so close-minded? I really can't imagine what it will take to shake the faith of suburban wine moms. WW3? The Apocalypse?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (GGKLZ)

85 The question comes down in these polls why do suburban women poll so well on Biden?

Have you tried talking with them?

They believe every bad thing that has happened since Biden was installed is a coincidence, that Trump personally wanted to kill them with COVID, and that America is on the verge of a joint Neo-NAZI/Russian uprising.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (ESjRY)

86 Actually, the Selzer poll now finds Biden at 34% appoval.


Bud Light Seltzer, Corona Seltzer or White Claw?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

87 100% Democrats are furiously looking at the cockpit for the ejection handle.

Both Biden and Harris will be out to pasture in 2024. Biden will claim he's done the country a great service and is ready for retirement. That or he'll claim he's a rutabaga.

Harris will probably make some nasty comments on the way out about how no one positioned her for success.

2024 - Clinton/?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (LKTKP)

88 63

Only transsexual pedophilic necrophilia can save us!
Posted by: Nicky Necro at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (7oCwC)


Lactating incestuous transexual lesbian fisting midget leather bondage golden shower grannies.

I think that covers it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

89 Essentially Biden's 40% approval rating represents the hardcore leftists that have pictures of Mao and Stalin hanging in their living rooms. When his lunatic polices about wiping out fossil fuels triggers a famine is when his approval rating will really collapse. Not even Putin dropping a nuke on Kyiv will sway the faithful.

Let's Go Brandon. FJB.

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (S971x)

90 Is Trans Lives Matter > than Black Lives Matter, now? It's hard to keep up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

91 66 Barak Owebama was a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Biden is a _____________.

GO!
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

pedophile.

What? They can't all be sparkling with wit like a dewy meadow at dawn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (/EuRN)

92 Why, pray tell, is it so important for them to scold us about climate change all the time? Honestly, and in all seriousness, what in the actual fuck do you want ME to do about it?

"YOU WON'T LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT PANICKING AND RESPONDING LIKE YOU DID WITH THE WUHAN FLU! WHY WON'T YOU JUST OBEY US AND LIVE IN TERROR DAMMIT!!!!?!?!?!?!!!?"
--John Kerry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

93 Biden support will rebound when his aviators will stare down Putin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (eGTCV)

94 22 Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue.

suburban Aspirationals are the Scourge of this nation.
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (DJFLF)


I wonder if geographic and income breakdowns of this demographic might be instructive. "Suburban" just means zip code near a city. Compare/contrast, say, Brook Park, OH to Potomac, MD.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (8C7+r)

95 Overall, 75% of swing voters in these districts agree that Democrats are out of touch with everyday people and are condescending toward voters.
++++
I wonder what could have given them that impression.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (DU+/6)

96 >>>The problem was that the people in this admin are incompetents who base their whole political life around LARPing The West Wing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


When you can't describe what a woman is, you're not a good candidate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (VWp7G)

97 I got a mishkin for $20 in town yesterday.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (OssQ4)

98 "How did women get so close-minded? "

They watch The View.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (qpX6U)

99 Just paid $6.29 per gallon for gas in California, so yeah, Fuck You, Joe "Who Shit My Pants!?" Biden.

I just paid $5.45/gallon for heating oil. Now, I drive a full size truck and that is my choice. While I will gripe about filling it up while I put "I Did That" Biden stickers on the pumps, the middle and lower class people can't afford a $1,000 fillup of their heating oil tank. Thankfully we are coming into a warmer part of the year, people still need hot water.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (N39Ws)

100 I wonder if Biden nominated this awful SCOTUS nominee because she's lenient with pedophiles like him?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)

A commenter here--I forget who-- use to always say that the Left was going to mainstream pedophilia. I always thought that was a bit far-fetched.

I was wrong.

I also don't believe that at it's no accident that this unqualified WOC is being nominated as pedophilia is indeed being mainstreamed.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (mR6Gs)

101 oh, this made my day...Manny Machado...kind of a dick in the MLB, former Oriole....you know where I'm going?

He was spotted wearing a LGB t shirt. wowsers, did not see that coming. And he's a proud LatinX who agrees the latin culture has no machismo and concurs with the gaywad globohomo rebranding effort of his peoples....NOT!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (ZZK0E)

102 Do not believe that 25% of LatinX think GloBull Wamering is a big issue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (yrol0)

103 More like and American grinder . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

When I lived in Jersey (years ago) a grinder was a sub sammich.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (AwYPR)

104 Mishkin? That idiot?

Posted by: Dostoyevsky at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (/EuRN)

105 >.Why, pray tell, is it so important for them to scold us about climate change all the time?


because they need TO FIGHT SOMETHING!
they define themselves by the virtue of their struggles

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (geLO8)

106 81 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (VWp7G)

https://youtu.be/DPQua0Hg7N4

North Sea Hijack aka Ffolkes

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (Lzpvj)

107 I prefer Zemmour/Pinochet '24.

Zemmour is running on a mass stripping of citizenship and deportation of his Religion of Peacenik population.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (s2VJv)

Nice. Me, I prefer Franco/Pinochet '24. Bolsheviks need CH-47 helicopter rides...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (mE7cY)

108 So the "battleground" people realize that it's Rutabaga Man and his policies (aka, the policies of the people running him) that is causing the inflation and high prices, not Putin? Good to see. The lefty loon in my writing group insists it's Vladimir. Of course he thinks Fox is a right-wing outlet and that the NY Slimes is a "good, conservative newspaper," and he discards easily observable, real-world facts that would dynamite his wrong answers the way you and I toss aside scrap paper.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (txdEq)

109 97 I got a mishkin for $20 in town yesterday.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (OssQ4)


A Jewish merkin? Although mish makes it redundant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (s2VJv)

110 They believe every bad thing that has happened since Biden was installed is a coincidence, that Trump personally wanted to kill them with COVID, and that America is on the verge of a joint Neo-NAZI/Russian uprising.

OK but what do they do with the absolute proven fact that Biden molests little girls even on camera, is involved in corruption in Ukraine, has caused the worst economy in nearly 50 years, and has handled both Afghanistan and Ukraine like a fumble fingered chimpanzee? Do they like this crap going on??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

111 Only about a quarter are very confident that the president has the ability to handle a crisis, promote U.S. standing in the world or effectively manage the U.S. military, though most have at least some confidence.

Norms restored!

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (DJFLF)

112 Our best play at this point is to go all in on pushing WWGay, Open Borders, Lower Taxes, and shipping more jobs overseas.

Posted by: GOP at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (EpDzw)

113 *BREAKING* Justice Breyer visited Justice Thomas in the hospital and says he is "fine".

Thank the lord above. He is my pick for Savior Of The Country and we desperately need him to live and thrive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (YwxrN)

114 100 Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (mR6Gs)

Don't feel bad, you had company.

Mabriel Galor will never show up here for a reason.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (Lzpvj)

115 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: that guy who always says polls are for strippers at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (h5TKJ)

116 2018: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!

2022: BELIEVE ALL ARE WOMEN!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (/EuRN)

117 Although mish makes it redundant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (s2VJv)



What does AtC have to do with this?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

118 funny convo with a rock ribbed conservative who akkkshually loves masks. She was all like, "yeah, well, I'm going to keep wearing masks, just because [reasons]." The idea being that she's pissed she got the covid, and blames maskless ppl. No big deal.

the problem? She's in Md, the fucking people here are still wearing masks already. No iconoclast points for her.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (ZZK0E)

119 Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue.

suburban Aspirationals are the Scourge of this nation.
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (DJFLF)


They are also the loudest and most tribal and status-anxious.
Status is EVERYTHING to these people.

They have no inner core.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

120 I wonder if Biden nominated this awful SCOTUS nominee because she's lenient with pedophiles like him?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)
++++
She's the right kind of radical and has correct skin color and genitals. That's all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (DU+/6)

121 How did women get so close-minded? I really can't imagine what it will take to shake the faith of suburban wine moms. WW3? The Apocalypse?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (GGKLZ)

women of a certain age only do, and think, what other women tell them to do and think. Luckily, some of them grow out of it, finally. Some get worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (trdmm)

122 109 97 I got a mishkin for $20 in town yesterday.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (OssQ4)


A Jewish merkin? Although mish makes it redundant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:51 PM (s2VJv)


Although a Mishkin could be a sheitl merkin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

123 Biden won't rebound. He's getting worse at a rapid pace in terms of dementia.

People see him as weak, frail, unable to complete sentences or thoughts. You don't come back from that, especially if your condition is worsening.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (LKTKP)

124 113 *BREAKING* Justice Breyer visited Justice Thomas in the hospital and says he is "fine".

---

thank GOD!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (ZZK0E)

125 74 >>>64 I also used 'Ffolks' a week or two ago.
That's not a bad Roger Moore movie.

i always wondered if that was any good.

***

Oh wow I haven't thought about that movie in years. I caught it on late night cable decades ago when I was younger and for years thought I was the only one that even knew it existed. Not a bad little flick for the times. Roger Moore and Anthony Perkins.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (W3VUu)

126 >>> Our best play at this point is to go all in on pushing WWGay, Open Borders, Lower Taxes, and shipping more jobs overseas.
Posted by: GOP


World War III is gonna be with the gays?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (VWp7G)

127 This may sound odd, but I think abortion is a big issue for suburban wine moms and they still feel that Democrats are the only ones committed to maintaining hte status quo. they are also most supportive of the LGBTQetc etc debacle. If you look at who is demanding this stuff, it is all that demographic.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (Y+l9t)

128 Biden/ Zelenskyy 2024!

Posted by: runner




If Biden lives to run in 2024 with Kamala as his VP, I will buy and distribute bumper stickers that say:

"Snore/Whore '24!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (7hvlx)

129 Why, pray tell, is it so important for them to scold us about climate change all the time?

*

Nose in the tent.

Remember how everyone had to wear masks and we needed to shut down the schools and permanently close 40% of all businesses because 0.04% of the population got really sick and possibly died while also having a cold? That.

This is a crisis. It allows them to gain control over you and your stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (jwWKU)

130 Does anyone find it distributing the media has got Americans thinking that thermonuclear war and full out world war is a good idea? I want to know how thermonuclear war advances the conservative cause and traditional values.

Biden is a moron. But the critique that he isn't tough enough on encouraging a nuclear war over a third world hell hole that is a playground for our rulers is insane. These polls are scary.

Posted by: bob at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (jmkLF)

131 OK but what do they do with the absolute proven fact that Biden molests little girls even on camera

I showed one the video on youtube of Biden pinching a little girl's nipple. It has the CSPAN logo on it so she couldn't argue "fake news"

Her answer? Well obviously this can't be what I'm seeing because otherwise the media would be making a big deal about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (ESjRY)

132 A commenter here--I forget who-- use to always say that the Left was going to mainstream pedophilia. I always thought that was a bit far-fetched.


wait til you see what's next

spoiler: it will be mainstreamed because they're already doing it, have been for years

I hesitate to even say the words

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (j9HX3)

133 Under 35: 27/51;

Because FJB isn't left enough.

--

This was my initial reaction to, CAT. He hasn't ushered in full blown socialism. He hasn't paid off their student loans with other people's money. He hasn't instituted his Shut Down America to Save Us From Global Warming, and even they are having to pay more for their stuff.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (sVtYq)

134 Why it matters: The survey does not show a mass defection to the Republican Party.
----
This is a lie.

I have a post ready that proves it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (qBiAa)

135 Don't worry GOPe and left wing. Biden's spectacular performance and leadership in Brussels and Poland will most assuredly put him in the pink.

Just wondering, who is tasked with taking this grifting decrepit loser from meeting to meeting and making sure he not only stays awake, but also keep him from shuffling off into a broom closet?

Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (oiNtH)

136 "OK but what do they do with the absolute proven fact that Biden molests little girls even on camera,"

They might notice if the goddamn GOP would blast those videos on TV commercials during the shows that women watch. But they don't use those videos for ... some ... reason.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (qpX6U)

137 If Biden could be forced to resign his farewell speech would be amazing.
I understand that's a big If.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (eGTCV)

138 Ein Folx
Ein Fuhrer
Ein Reich

Posted by: Dems at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (vN+oL)

139 the problem with the GOP is that they can't do a backlash.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (ZZK0E)

140 How did women get so close-minded? I really can't imagine what it will take to shake the faith of suburban wine moms. WW3? The Apocalypse?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (GGKLZ)
++++
Female social dynamics are their own thing. Ostracism is tremendous fear and remaining in the in-group is tremendously important. Being shunned is akin to death.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (DU+/6)

141 Shits/Giggles 2024

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (/EuRN)

142 134 Why it matters: The survey does not show a mass defection to the Republican Party.
----
This is a lie.

I have a post ready that proves it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (qBiAa)


Agree. Dissatisfaction of the Democrat Party by Democrats does not translate into attraction to the GOP for a number of reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (s2VJv)

143 the problem? She's in Md, the fucking people here are still wearing masks already. No iconoclast points for her.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (ZZK0E)

I would like to tell her "you know what, you're right! That mask improves your looks immensely!"

bonus points for suggesting she go for the whole paper bag.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (trdmm)

144 I wonder if geographic and income breakdowns of this demographic might be instructive. "Suburban" just means zip code near a city. Compare/contrast, say, Brook Park, OH to Potomac, MD.

The other question is whether the polling is at all accurate, for the standards of polling?

They get barely enough people TOTAL to make a cross-cultural poll, within the narrow limits of science that defines polling. That means every subgroup in the poll is below that standard.

They poll x percentage of the population to get to a minimum level of what has been deemed reliable representation, of all voters in various parts of society, but that means every single part of society is underrepresented.

So by their own standards and methodology, the breakdowns are unreliable, as ACE pointed out with the young voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

145
"Snore/Whore '24!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (7hvlx)



My fave is still the "Shits / Giggles" ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Biden Drop to Record Low in Two Polls; No Bump from the SOTU, No Rally-Round-the-Flag Effect From Ukraine

So, the Democrat's phony-baloney Crisis Mongering has no effect when Americans are facing real crises in the form of runaway inflation and destruction of the next generation through insane teachers and public schools.

Imagine that.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (LV9Tl)

147 bonus points for suggesting she go for the whole paper bag.
Posted by: Tom Servo

---

lolzo

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (ZZK0E)

148 Biden is collapsing with young voters.
........

Hey, great grandpa... get yer hands off my sister!

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

149 How did women get so close-minded?

*

I think it happened somewhere around the time that they became convinced that 51% was a minority.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (jwWKU)

150 Dear trans fascists

Fuck off and fall off a cliff.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (Vxu+H)

151 If inflation were a little girl, you know I'd be all over it!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (D6lWx)

152 I also used 'Ffolks' a week or two ago.
That's not a bad Roger Moore movie.

i always wondered if that was any good.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

It's a neat commando movie, a little slow paced at times but worth watching.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

153 Kevin McCarthy is working up a two pronged approach - setting up house inquiry into Joe/Hunter for camera time and a new 'contract with America'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (LKTKP)

154 Her answer? Well obviously this can't be what I'm seeing because otherwise the media would be making a big deal about it.

***

"He only hits me because he loves me so much!"

Repeal the 19th.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (W3VUu)

155 They might notice if the goddamn GOP would blast those videos on TV commercials during the shows that women watch. But they don't use those videos for ... some ... reason.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (qpX6U)

Pfffft, hell naw. They'd just surface from the nozzle of their Franzia box long enough to say, "Awww, look, he's Good With Kids".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (/EuRN)

156 Give it about a week and the normies will "bump" the polls, what, prolly 5 points over Bai-Dens scumtus nominee? And I see that Cory Cori Bush Booker is back today apparently having recovered from his Monday "awesomeness of the moment". SHTF Clock tiks....

Posted by: Grimmick at March 24, 2022 12:55 PM (48/oJ)

157 BREAKING* Justice Breyer visited Justice Thomas in the hospital and says he is "fine".

Thank the lord above. He is my pick for Savior Of The Country and we desperately need him to live and thrive.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (YwxrN)
********
Please tell me this is true? My family has been saying the rosary for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (NpAcC)

158 spoiler: it will be mainstreamed because they're already doing it, have been for years

--

It's already being mainstreamed. First, the gentle excusing of it. Soon, we'll have exposes on "couples" involving minors who are blissfully happy. Love is love, don't 'cha know. And we'll soon have a Supreme Court Justice who is very sympathetic to pedos. Let the lawsuits start flying.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (sVtYq)

159

My fellow Americans, today I am proposing a moonshot level program to solve the greatest problem of our time: Man's inability to stick his own weiner up his own butt!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (7oCwC)

160 is on the verge of a joint Neo-NAZI/Russian uprising.

Does that include a snappy uniform and a gun? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (LCzyp)

161 Steve Jobs looked healthier than Sponge Brain on the day he died.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (1IJnB)

162 Drool/Fool '24

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (KFhLj)

163 The Ipsos poll is a joke. It way overweights Democrats and underweights Republicans and especially Independents.

Biden is in the low 30s at best.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)

164 The Stelter poll is in Don Lemon's ass.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (48cDc)

165 Today's actor is Judi Dench.

She was in Henry V with Christian Bale, who was in Treasure Island with Christopher Lee.

She was also in GoldenEye with Sean Bean, who was in the Lord of the Rings with Christopher Lee.

(There are many more 2-hop links.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (44ww/)

166 Look Fat / Fat Head '24

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

167 I would like to tell her "you know what, you're right! That mask improves your looks immensely!"

That "mask activist" woman on Twitter? Looks nice with a mask, she has pretty eyes. Without the mask she's... very unfortunate looking. Like a 3 on a 1-10 scale. Definitely a Scoggdog 0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

168 the problem? She's in Md, the fucking people here are still wearing masks already. No iconoclast points for her.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (ZZK0E)

Plenty of people are STILL wearing the mask in NJ.

Seems to be older women and minorities

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 12:57 PM (mR6Gs)

169 Also interesting is the change in the older demographic.They were also pretty strongly for Biden. That does notinclude us 29 year olds who occupy this space but was true of the rest of the ourside world.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2022 12:57 PM (Y+l9t)

170 Also underrated: The Dacian Falx

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 24, 2022 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

171 I also used 'Ffolkes' a week or two ago.
That's not a bad Roger Moore movie.

i always wondered if that was any good.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022
*
It's a neat commando movie, a little slow paced at times but worth watching.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 24, 2022


***
Isn't that the flick where Moore plays completely against his Bond image -- he's a "woman-hater" and loves cats?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 12:57 PM (txdEq)

172 Damn JJ.

Posted by: Head puddi at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (lm6zW)

173 "Steve Jobs looked healthier than Sponge Brain on the day he died."

The macrobiotics made him look healthy, and killed him, simultaneously.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (qpX6U)

174 137 If Biden could be forced to resign his farewell speech would be amazing.
I understand that's a big If.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (eGTCV)

His farewell speech is going to be very short, and simple. Along the lines of "Hey, who are you?"

Posted by: The Reaper at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (trdmm)

175 169 Also interesting is the change in the older demographic.They were also pretty strongly for Biden. That does notinclude us 29 year olds who occupy this space but was true of the rest of the ourside world.


that's all fear of COVID/death in general

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (j9HX3)

176 Perhaps Biden could challenge Putin to a push up match. Winner takes Ukraine.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (4olE8)

177 Watching Fox coverage of the war, I realized the only difference between them and the other networks is this: For Fox, all the criticism is against Russia and Putin, just like the other networks, but for the other networks, it's against Russia, Putin, and American right-wingers. That's literally the only difference.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (OssQ4)

178 Biden Drop to Record Low in Two Polls
........

Don't worry, his trip to Poland will change that.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

179 Now I have to stop using the word "folks".

Goddam progtards always ruining perfectly good words normal people use with their insane reconstruction of meaning bullshit.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (LV9Tl)

180 yeah, holy shit, went to a trader joes in deep blue montgomery county Maryland and literally every dipshit there wore a mask.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (ZZK0E)

181 This is a crisis. It allows them to gain control over you and your stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM (jwWKU)

...and the shut down helped the climate so there's that...its coming, and coming hard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (XlDSe)

182 Her answer? Well obviously this can't be what I'm seeing because otherwise the media would be making a big deal about it.


The breakthrough is when they start to ask "why isn't the media covering this obvious thing right in front of me?"

That forces them into two options:

1) Something is wrong and I've been lied to all these years, and must change my outlook
2) I fear this and run away from it because the implications are too scary and I don't want to admit I was wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

183 Okay, this is funny. Running out of gas in a Tesla. More money than brains. Listen to the words coming out of the woman's mouth. I award her no points.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1402825213956472836

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (Zvtjl)

184 Why it matters: The survey does not show a mass defection to the Republican Party.

When the people wax nostalgic for kinder, gentler, older Democrat policies, we are here for them.

Posted by: The GOPe at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (D6lWx)

185 The follow up question, to the can you define what a woman is question, that Brown-Jackson chose not to answer should have been, "so you can't define what a woman is, can you state what you are?" The resulting hilarity would have gone on for months. Her reputation will never recover from this lunacy.

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (S971x)

186 BREAKING* Justice Breyer visited Justice Thomas in the hospital and says he is "fine".

I don't trust him

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (mR6Gs)

187 wait til you see what's next

spoiler: it will be mainstreamed because they're already doing it, have been for years

I hesitate to even say the words
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 12:53 PM


*looks around nervously, fartclam to the wall*

Posted by: The Chicken at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (RkC6l)

188 Semi related: Simple quiz to tell if you are a woman.

https://bit.ly/3IBl5Kv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (FVME7)

189 FolkXXX, we really need to rally around this president as he heroically confronts Russia. Which is why it's so important to show unity and get behind our new Iran deal, which promises much growth and influence within the region...

to Russia.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

190 Climate change isn't about the Earf, it's about them controlling everything you can say and do.

If it was about the Earf, then they would take private jets to lavish resorts to bloviate about the existential crisis of CO@ emissions.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (UuD2k)

191 >>a new 'contract with America'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


I ain't signin' shit

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (geLO8)

192 ***EVEN*** Fox News says Biden is popular.
- Rest of the MSM

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (OalnH)

193 177 Watching Fox coverage of the war, I realized the only difference between them and the other networks is this: For Fox, all the criticism is against Russia and Putin, just like the other networks, but for the other networks, it's against Russia, Putin, and American right-wingers.

----

Correction: the other networks, it's against American right-wingers. period. complain more about tucker than literally anything

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (ZZK0E)

194 171 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 12:57 PM (txdEq)

https://youtu.be/DPQua0Hg7N4

Yes Anthony Perkins is the villain...

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (Lzpvj)

195 The voting delta between married and unmarried is much greater than the delta between men and women.

But really the only people who should be voting is people who have created at least one job (for someone else, not themselves).

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (44ww/)

196 Biden Drop to Record Low in Two Polls
........

Don't worry, his trip to Poland will change that.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (XlDSe)

197 Seems to be older women and minorities

Around here its mostly hispanics "don't notice me, don't notice me", and young women with kids. Their kids all carefully covered up with custom burkhas masks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

198 If it was about the Earf, then they would take private jets to lavish resorts to bloviate about the existential crisis of CO@ emissions.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (UuD2k)

__

How do I know the oceans aren't rising? Because Obama spent $15M on a house 50 feet away from an ocean. That's why.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (OalnH)

199
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (n+4am)

200 If you look at who is demanding this stuff, it is all that demographic.

------

Indeed, and it is counterintuitive. But I try to point this out whenever someone says "Issue X is really gonna hurt Dems with the Wine Moms."

No. It won't. For the affluent suburban wine mom, status and social signaling are the most important issue by an order of magnitude, and Dem Party affiliation is a core part of that status in their minds. Forget blacks, Hispanics, etc. Karen is the most 110% rabid foaming-at-the-mouth demo the Party has. No matter what happens, she'll be voting Dem until the sun swallows Earth.

If they turn on The View, and those witches say "you should cut your precious Paolo's dick off and attach it to your daughter," they'll reach for the scissors and the staple gun, no questions asked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Zhwz2)

201 Support for the senile pervert still seems strangely high.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

They are merely checking a box (Ds) like they always do and will continue to do.

They good stuff is the enthusiasm to go vote. No staying home and mailing this time.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (NW9xb)

202 the 'Constitution' was meant to be the contract

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (geLO8)

203 the problem? She's in Md, the fucking people here are still wearing masks already. No iconoclast points for her.
Posted by: Tim Riggins

Plenty of people are STILL wearing the mask in NJ.
Seems to be older women and minorities
Posted by: JoeF.

Yes, plenty of people still wearing masks here in MD but it is young people and minorities and they are still requiring the "help" to wear them.
I think technically that you are still supposed to wear it if unvaccinated but vaccine passports not required so no one asks. I haven't worn a mask in weeks but sometimes find myself the only one in the store without one.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Y+l9t)

204 Agree. Dissatisfaction of the Democrat Party by Democrats does not translate into attraction to the GOP for a number of reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (s2VJv)

and repeating - midterm elections are not just about who votes, but also who does NOT vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (trdmm)

205 I want a bloodbath. I want buckets of conservative red to rain down on the Democrats like Carrie at the prom, the coppery metallic of blood mingling with the salt of their tears.

But in the modern era of corruption, GOP fecklessness, and election tampering, I will compromise and settle for a narrow red win.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2022 01:01 PM (+mkOR)

206 I'm starting to wonder if Wisconsin becomes the straw that broke the fake camel's back. With all of the documentation on the fraud, I wonder if their legislature could rescind their electoral vote.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:01 PM (5kI0z)

207 Senate Hearing Delayed As Ketanji Brown Jackson Has Trouble Locating The Women's Room,

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 24, 2022 01:01 PM (FVME7)

208 But really the only people who should be voting is people who have created at least one job (for someone else, not themselves).
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (44ww/)

___

Should be if you have a positive tax obligation. If you contribute you vote. If you mooch you don't.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:01 PM (OalnH)

209 BREAKING* Justice Breyer visited Justice Thomas in the hospital and says he is "fine".

The pillow I put over his face barely obstructs his breathing.

Posted by: Justice Breyer at March 24, 2022 01:01 PM (KFhLj)

210 Does the Wuhan Flu still have a case of Hillary?

Posted by: Anna Puma



"The Kung Flu has information that may lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (7hvlx)

211 200 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Zhwz2)

The Paolo will go Orethal on Karen's ass.

//The Paolo

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Lzpvj)

212 Empire of lies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (44ww/)

213 These polls are all Russian disinformation to help Trump. We need to nuke Russia. [/democrat underground]

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (iDcra)

214 The follow up question, to the can you define what a woman is question, that Brown-Jackson chose not to answer should have been, "so you can't define what a woman is, can you state what you are?" The resulting hilarity would have gone on for months. Her reputation will never recover from this lunacy.
Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 12:59 PM (S971x)

Yes, but Blackburn's simple question is being characterized as a patronizing, as if the question was asked in a vacuum.

"No one asked Kavanaugh what a MAN is!"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (mR6Gs)

215 >>>I want a bloodbath. I want buckets of conservative red to rain down on the Democrats like Carrie at the prom, the coppery metallic of blood mingling with the salt of their tears.

Posted by: LizLem

Wow, that's dark. I love it!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (VWp7G)

216 ...its coming, and coming hard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 12:58 PM (XlDSe)



I'm swallowing as fast as I can Cap'n!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Support for the senile pervert still seems strangely high.

Well for one thing: polls, which you never can trust
But also, the US people still are by inclination supportive of their president no matter how bad things get. So its hard to break away that backing even if the man is wholly unworthy of it.

BTW: You notice how our local trolls never, ever mention Trump's polling numbers any more?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

218 Suburban women: 52/31 think FJB has piercing blue eyes and pearly white dentures So dreamy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (R8uWY)

219 202 Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:00 PM (geLO

I was ratified in 1788!

//Dusty Old Document Both Sides Ignore

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (Lzpvj)

220 "No one asked Kavanaugh what a MAN is!"
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (mR6Gs)

It's a human that boofs, drinks beer, and be rapin errybody.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (UuD2k)

221 A black Chicago business man is giving away 1 million dollars in free gas and will even pump your gas. People have been in line for hours.

Obviously, he is not oppressed.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (NpAcC)

222 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022
*
https://youtu.be/DPQua0Hg7N4

Yes Anthony Perkins is the villain...
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022


***
The whole flick is on YT? Well, I know what I'm gonna watch this weekend. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (txdEq)

223 >>>I want a bloodbath. I want buckets of conservative red to rain down on the Democrats like Carrie at the prom, the coppery metallic of blood mingling with the salt of their tears.

--

...as the bucket crashes down onto the tops of their skulls, knocking them out cold.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (sVtYq)

224 Expecting a bunch of America hating shitstains to "rally around the flag" was a genius plan. On par with piling thousands of infected people into nursing homes and hoping for the best.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (dTQq+)

225 When you can't describe what a woman is, you're not a good candidate.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:50 PM (VWp7G)


That's why I said that they're incompetent: they didn't fully vet her or prepare her for those questions even though they had to know the questions were coming. It's not that she' can't describe what a woman is, it's that she won't for fear of a social and political backlash against her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (wmDcS)

226 I just saw a brief news clip of Biden walking with a hitch in his gait into the NATO reception. He was walking with another official and a head of state came over shook Bidens hand while standing back as far as possible. Maybe the PM of Japan? Then said official began talking to whoever Biden was standing with and never looked or said another word to Biden. Then Trudeau came over to shake hands and spoke maybe a sentence. So depressing.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (O5X/T)

227 DC Insider: Maybe we should try global thermonuclear war to get the polls up

Potatoebrain: Aren't all our diverse vote fraud organizations in big cities?

DC Insider: Shut up, you.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (kOpft)

228 >>>Obviously, he is not oppressed.
Posted by: redridinghood


Some gang banger will shoot up the place in 3... 2...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

229 Although a Mishkin could be a sheitl merkin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM


Is that a Synagogue accessory for Jewish women who wax?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (RkC6l)

230 A black Chicago business man is giving away 1 million dollars in free gas and will even pump your gas. People have been in line for hours.

Obviously, he is not oppressed.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (NpAcC)



You're WRONG!!! I have a new movie out that proves it!!!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

231 You have to wonder who is being polled. I have never been polled in my entire life. Are they polling homeless people on the street?

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (1IJnB)

232 World War III is gonna be with the gays?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM (VWp7G)

No, to make the world safe for gays, trannies, and pedos. You know like with did for democracy in the earlier wars.

Posted by: GOP at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (EpDzw)

233 the media has them convinced that by GoodThink they will become wealthy and powerful like the ladies on the View and like Oprah

Exactly this!

And it's all about their social media. IF any one of them deviates even the tiniest bit...even the tiniest *perceived* bit from the Aspirational Groupthink...that one is unpersoned and the Karens continue in their dissipated circle jerk

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (DJFLF)

234 ...and the shut down helped the climate so there's that...its coming, and coming hard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

*

When in reality it only "helped" if you drew a tiny circle around a tiny instance and didn't pay attention to any other pollutants or problems.

In reality there was more pollution because small houses are a lot more inefficient to heat and cool than large buildings like offices and schools (not to mention running screens all day), and TONS more trash burned and taken to landfills, not to mention people burning debris, running lawnmower and boat engines, etc.

The lockdowns produced more pollution. Much, much more. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (MNz1C)

235 You are not going to worry about polls when the government boot presses harder on your neck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (R8uWY)

236
No. It won't. For the affluent suburban wine mom, status and social signaling are the most important issue by an order of magnitude, and Dem Party affiliation is a core part of that status in their minds. Forget blacks, Hispanics, etc. Karen is the most 110% rabid foaming-at-the-mouth demo the Party has. No matter what happens, she'll be voting Dem until the sun swallows Earth.

This doesn't explain "Independents" though.
They should vote 100% AGAINST Democrats

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (mR6Gs)

237 222 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (txdEq)

https://youtu.be/K8VbWLdXDKQ

Richard Harris in Die Hard nautical fun....

Golden Rendezvous 1977

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (Lzpvj)

238 Still many many pathetic lemmings wearing masks in NYC. Outside. And in cars. By themselves. Nothing but nothing will ever get through to these hysterical obedients.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

239 >I want a bloodbath. I want buckets of conservative red to rain down on the Democrats like Carrie at the prom, the coppery metallic of blood mingling with the salt of their tears.

Posted by: LizLem

Wow, that's dark. I love it!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 01:02 PM (VWp7G)
******
Yeah. That really turns me on.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (NpAcC)

240 Hilarity in LA...

Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools. When friends went there in happier times, UC acceptance was like 80%. This year, bipoc kids only.

Parents who spent $60K/yr+ for 6 years little upset


Rich LA liberals thought that if they put BLM flags outside their house, and genuflected to wokeness, that their life would continue as normal - that their kids would get to go to the same elite schools that they did, and get the same elite jobs that they did.

Nope - as America increasingly moves to a racial spoils system, their kids are going to get increasingly discriminated against because of the color of their skin.

After all, we have centuries of racial oppression to make up for, so it's not enough simply to have racial quotas for admission reflecting the overall population - you have to make sure that you massively overrepresent minorities. The white kids will just have to suffer for the sins of their great-grandparents.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (I2/tG)

241 WuFlu has lots of cats and smells of urine and mothballs. Soon to be replaced.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (taPSh)

242 161 Steve Jobs looked healthier than Sponge Brain on the day he died.
_____________

Well to be fair, Jobs was a lot younger and hadn't had nearly as much bad plastic surgery, so it was easier for him to be a better looking corpse than the walking cadaver.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (k4dH2)

243 shook Bidens hand while standing back as far as possible.

poopy diaper alert!

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (DJFLF)

244 A black Chicago business man is giving away 1 million dollars in free gas and will even pump your gas. People have been in line for hours.

Obviously, he is not oppressed.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:03 PM (NpAcC)

What office is he gonna' run for?

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (AwYPR)

245 229 Although a Mishkin could be a sheitl merkin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 12:52 PM

Is that a Synagogue accessory for Jewish women who wax?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (RkC6l)

Need a little more hedge around your torah? Ask your haberdasher about Mishkin.

(Now Kosher for Passover)

(Do not take Mishkin if you are allergic to Mishkin)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (/EuRN)

246 (Have you guys seen that? For some reason the lunatics and trans fascists are insisting 1, that we say "folks" instead of "mean and women," and 2, that we spell "folks" as "folx," just to emphasize that Trans Lives Matters.

Nope.
Haven't seen that and Nope, I won't comply.
They (whoever they are) don't control me or the language I use.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (axyOa)

247 230 A black Chicago business man is giving away 1 million dollars in free gas and will even pump your gas. People have been in line for hours.

By business man, they mean a guy with a remote pump override box.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (R8uWY)

248 I'm starting to wonder if Wisconsin becomes the straw that broke the fake camel's back. With all of the documentation on the fraud, I wonder if their legislature could rescind their electoral vote.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:01 PM (5kI0z)


There's no such thing. The electoral votes were approved and cast. No takesies-backsies. The most is that they should crack down hard for future elections. Unfortunately, the problem ultimately lies with the fact that all legislatures are committees, and every committee is ultimately an exercise in cowardice, blame-shifting, and featherbedding. They didn't, and still don't, want to make controversial decisions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (wmDcS)

249 Good collection of data Ace. That Latino chart is weird. I would expect the inflation and foreign war worries and covid down, but the climate change remaining constant, it makes me wonder if the poll is fudging.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (lgeFv)

250 I just saw a brief news clip of Biden walking with a hitch in his gait into the NATO reception. He was walking with another official and a head of state came over shook Bidens hand while standing back as far as possible. Maybe the PM of Japan? Then said official began talking to whoever Biden was standing with and never looked or said another word to Biden. Then Trudeau came over to shake hands and spoke maybe a sentence. So depressing.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (O5X/T)

We are no longer a laughingstock like under Trump!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (mR6Gs)

251 From 2003-2008 he FNM and the Dems kept claiming Bush was going to bring back the draft to scare young voters.

Now the FNM and prominent Dems are trying to normalize notions of nuclear war with Russia and...the GOPe is just pretending this is normal and not at all insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)

252 224 Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (dTQq+)

No they thought the GOP base would like Pavlov's dogs rush tails wagging to the bell....

forgetting we know how well they backed Chimpy McHaliburton's war.

Fuck the left.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (Lzpvj)

253 "Biden molests little girls even on camera,"

Another sickening aspect of those videos is the parents standing there beaming and grinning while their kids are being groped, and even, in at least one case, while the kids are protesting and asking the parents for help. Those parents knew that their kids were paying their price for political power.

Now contemplate all the decades of similar political handshaking which were not filmed, or where the films have been suppressed.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (qpX6U)

254 What happens on the morning Biden's drug cocktail doesn't get him lucid?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (eGTCV)

255 next stop

all out war with Russia

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (us2H3)

256 238 Still many many pathetic lemmings wearing masks in NYC. Outside. And in cars. By themselves. Nothing but nothing will ever get through to these hysterical obedients.


My take on this is the people who are "married to the mask" don't want to be seen. So I don't see them. They don't want to be heard. So I don't hear them (literally I cannot hear them, so I just ignore the Peanuts-adult noises coming out of their face holes).

They don't exist. Poof! no worries

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (j9HX3)

257 A black Chicago business man is giving away 1 million dollars in free gas and will even pump your gas. People have been in line for hours.

*

Dumbass wasteful idiots.

I doubt they folks waiting in line for a fifty dollar fillup have jobs, but imagine how much lost productivity it would be costing if so? Not to mention the traffic backups, fuel burnt, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (MNz1C)

258
Expecting a bunch of America hating shitstains to "rally around the flag" was a genius plan. On par with piling thousands of infected people into nursing homes and hoping for the best.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:04 PM (dTQq+)

I hope the people who rallied around the flag for their last absurd war (I was one) have been cured of that delusion.

I don't figure they've got many left but a handful of roaring ignoramuses and complete lunatics who are still on board for Team America's senseless foreign adventures.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (Zhwz2)

259 From the Don't Give The Lunatics Ideas news desk: I want FJB to print more money and send me a check so I can buy gasoline to run my car and natural gas to heat my house.

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (S971x)

260 Fox News is after our shiny, bright new Jen Rubin of conservative urinalism award!

Posted by: National Review the Shiny New Jen Rubin of Conservative Urinalism at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (jV+aN)

261 Return the stolen diamonds.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (OssQ4)

262 Rich LA liberals thought that if they put BLM flags outside their house, and genuflected to wokeness, that their life would continue as normal - that their kids would get to go to the same elite schools that they did, and get the same elite jobs that they did.

That's just it: for the past forty years the managerial class has treated radical social and economic politics as a kind of luxury good which they could afford to display without fear that it would affect them. That is slowly starting to change.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (wmDcS)

263
Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue.
+++
It looks like Karen McWinemom is the only group with net positive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 12:44 PM (DU+/6)


I blame Ernest and Julio Gallo.

Posted by: In before the troll at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (n+4am)

264 251 Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)

That would be our genius political class.

I would be spreading rumors about Biden making Trannies prove their historic firstness by forcing them into the Very Special Forces.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (Lzpvj)

265 9 This is crap. No president has worked harder to uplift the United States in such a time of need. Biden is, in short, an American hero.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 12:42 PM (bkUtD)
***

Coming to this late trying to catch up on the comments.
I think someone needs to check the evidence locker...
;-)

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (axyOa)

266 "What happens on the morning Biden's drug cocktail doesn't get him lucid?"

Lid.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:08 PM (qpX6U)

267
Crap. Off me, grape juice sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2022 01:09 PM (n+4am)

268 Folx. Screw that stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2022 01:09 PM (eJn7u)

269 The idea of someone owing someone something on the basis of what someone who looked like them did to another person that looked like them is frankly more absurd than the tranny shit.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:09 PM (dTQq+)

270 We should just pass a law to force oil companies to give gas away for free.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:09 PM (R8uWY)

271 This year, bipoc kids only.

It's not an accident that the University of California dropped the SAT/ACT admissions requirement last year. (UC won't even look at your SAT scores, even if you submit them.)

Now that they don't have to answer questions on why there are such huge disparities in SAT scores between the various groups of people that they admit, the sky's the limit!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:09 PM (I2/tG)

272 "Folx. Screw that stupidity."

Might help boost Scabble scores ...

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (qpX6U)

273 I think that lies in the definition of suburban wine mom. They are more interest in their selfish pursuits and are largely insulated from the consequences of their choices. Virtue signaling is a paramount concern in their world.
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My view is that the suburban 'mom' knows that her status is so fragile that she will support any 'good cause' that comes around. No-fault divorce means that any day her life, children, and money is gone. Suburban 'dad' uses his 'gentle and caring' wife as camo to avoid his own decisions.

Ironically, the no-fault laws have created more stringent incentives than any retro divorce laws ever imagined and have created more child poverty than any other nonsense.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (MIKMs)

274 Yes, there's nothing dangerous about restricting voting based on financial or like criteria in a country where the government can ruin you financially by, say, shutting businesses down and effectively confining you to your home like a naughty child being sent to his room to reflect on why he isn't a good boy.

Goes back to the same tired debate we have in bunch of other contexts: the Constitution is only fit for a moral people. A moral people does not need elaborate voting-qualification criteria, because those people are good, and you'll never make people who are unfit for self-governance fit by tinkering with the criteria.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (KFhLj)

275 I blame Ernest and Julio Gallo.
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They make a very cheap but tasty Paisano wine. I am embarrased to say this but its true.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (tiR3O)

276 >>>81 million votes, folks.

On average, the male ejaculates about 300 million sperm at a time. Let's get to work, boys.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (QYPq3)

277 Folx. Screw that stupidity.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

With a Torx.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (OssQ4)

278 Biden is a MEXICAN hero

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (dTQq+)

279 Scabble is the wound-management version of Scrabble.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:11 PM (qpX6U)

280 It was Mishkin who made the early call in Arizona, and Mishkin who generally won't call races for Republicans, while making quick calls for Democrats.

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He and Nate Silver have already called Arizona for Biden in 2024.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:11 PM (soOQJ)

281 Latinos don't buy the latinx bullshit ... as shown by Machado showing his support for Brandon.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 01:11 PM (ZZK0E)

282 275 I blame Ernest and Julio Gallo.
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They make a very cheap but tasty Paisano wine. I am embarrased to say this but its true.
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Correction - its Carlo Rossi. Fuck Ernie and Jules.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (tiR3O)

283 278 Biden is a MEXICAN hero Posted by: ...

Pancho Brandon.

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (S971x)

284 Twitchy's compendium of Seth Rogen's most unhinged Tweets is certainly a giant steaming pile of utter insanity:

https://tinyurl.com/2dmdhf27

From bullying children to threatening women with physical violence to mocking a woman whose son died of a drug overdose, Stoner McHateypants sure gets around.

And...he does not get his account locked. No Twitter jail. The Babylon Bee tells a joke, they get banned. Seth Rogen threatens to drive to Hawaii (don't stop him, he's on a roll) and beat up Tulsi Gabbard, crickets.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (HsAzN)

285 Peter's mother invented a fastener.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (taPSh)

286 254 What happens on the morning Biden's drug cocktail doesn't get him lucid?
________________

Tan, rested, made-up and dressed up, and reporting for duty!

Because duty is important and what's important about it is that it is a duty and that's why it's important, and hey why didn't you peons stand up and bow when I entered the room???

Posted by: VP Kamaltoe Harris at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (k4dH2)

287 "I just saw a brief news clip of Biden walking with a hitch in his gait into the NATO reception"

Dig up a clip of the Donk debate in which Kamala accused him of being a racist to his face: "...and I was that little girl." It's only a couple of years ago, but the Biden reaction shot compared to what he looks like today....let's just say he's obviously mentally aged about 20 years in the last 15 months or so.

At least in 2020 the lights were on, and somebody was home, even if they weren't too swift. Now, just the neon sign flashing "VACANCY"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (oedLL)

288 The lockdowns produced more pollution. Much, much more. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:05 PM (MNz1C)

Nice summary....and many more people bought RV's and traveled more, while working in them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (XlDSe)

289 The idea of someone owing someone something on the basis of what someone who looked like them did to another person that looked like them is frankly more absurd than the tranny shit.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:09 PM (dTQq+)


It boggles the mind.
Amazing how stupid people will get if they think there is a government freebie in it for them.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (axyOa)

290 Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools. When friends went there in happier times, UC acceptance was like 80%. This year, bipoc kids only.


this admissions cycle has been a bloodbath especially for Asians and normal (not LBGTBFwhatever) White kids. Total horror show.

A friend works in the admin at Penn and we were talking about college app stuff - he said don't bother with the Ivies they are all completely targeting BIPOC and that's all. The test optional thing allows them full control over who they admit now, no worries about anyone questioning the test scores, and they want All-American athletes (trannies acceptable!), foreign students, and BIPOC.

the percentage of in-state students accepted by the UC system is CRIMINAL. they take a full fifth OOS and foreign. that's wrong. meanwhile highly qualified kids who live in Cali don't get in.

It's bad this year, really bad for normal kids.

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (j9HX3)

291 I blame Ernest and Julio Gallo.


Why isn't it pronounced Hoolio? Is he ashamed of his hispanic roots?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

292 279 Scabble is the wound-management version of Scrabble.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:11 PM (qpX6U)

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I thought it referred to the union of tiles currently on strike because spelling and words are racist.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (soOQJ)

293 the bloodshed and reckoning with twitter will be glorious. burn it to the ground

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (ZZK0E)

294 Save me...I'm stuck in a lecture style work meeting with an uptalker.

Um..we uh...have to use the power of like ummmm technology to like uh help people, uhhhh you know? This is uh...the language like I use? Because like uh this speaks to like me you know?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (ESjRY)

295 This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (DU+/6)

296 284 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (HsAzN)

He is a blue check democrat....

he could wear a Silence of the lambs Bodice and twatter would not ban him

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (Lzpvj)

297 Pancho Brandon.
Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (S971x)

Emiliano Patata.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (/EuRN)

298 wonder if Biden nominated this awful SCOTUS nominee because she's lenient with pedophiles like him?
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I was thinking the other day, it's a win-win for the left, in their mind, no matter what happens.

If she's confirmed, yay! They got a big-time radical on the court. If she isn't, then they can bludgeon the Republicans and the nation in general with "racists" and "misogynists."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (sJTmo)

299 Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools. When friends went there in happier times, UC acceptance was like 80%. This year, bipoc kids only.

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lot of bipocs. learn to code, white boys!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (ZZK0E)

300
Correction - its Carlo Rossi. Fuck Ernie and Jules.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (tiR3O)


Carlo Rossi is one of Gallo's brands, if memory serves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (n+4am)

301 What office is he gonna' run for?
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2022 01:06 PM (AwYPR)

Willie Wilson has run for senate and for mayor. He will be running again. He is originally from Mississippi, as almost all Chicago blacks are.

Posted by: Dems at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (vN+oL)

302 >>>What happens on the morning Biden's drug cocktail doesn't get him lucid?

Posted by: N.L. Urker


body double

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (geLO8)

303 "I blame Ernest and Julio Gallo"

First drinking experience was Greek gallon jug wine. I wished vainly for death for three days afterward.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qpX6U)

304
What happens on the morning Biden's drug cocktail doesn't get him lucid?
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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body double
Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (geLO
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Lotta staircases in the WH. Next time, he won't fall up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (Zhwz2)

305 This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (DU+/6)



I'd let her buck my trend for a while.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

306 294 Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (ESjRY)

Out vapid her with the "Kamala Harris Greatest Hits" rephrased as questions.....

Pardon me ma'am will this save us the passage of time? I mean look around this office and understand that time passes and the kids. Will this help time?

I want them curbstomped with their own icons.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (Lzpvj)

307 After all, we have centuries of racial oppression to make up for, so it's not enough simply to have racial quotas for admission reflecting the overall population - you have to make sure that you massively overrepresent minorities. The white kids will just have to suffer for the sins of their great-grandparents.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Some not all. The top 0.1% is looking to install a caste system. Some like those in the SaMo system will make the cut but not all. They don't want all whites to submit to a lower caste status, just those not pre-approved. They want a new feudal society. Of course there is a chance even they may find out what it was like to be a european colonial in the third world at the end of it. And China is going to have a say in the outcome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (p6Md5)

308 Evangelical: 26/66; Midwesterners: 32/56. Biden totally won Wisconsin, guys.

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If only Hillary had campaigned there for him, Trump would have had a chance ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (soOQJ)

309 Biden staffer shuts down a reporter shouting a question to Biden like she is shushing a toddler.

Mr. President!

No! N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (R8uWY)

310 prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.

yeah crazy, most univ are moving to SAT optional, so we are going to see many people dropping out or flatly being given a degree in which they will fail later.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (lgeFv)

311 Another clip of Biden. Someone came over and shook his hand like a starstruck groupie. Boris Johnson looks like someone dressed up a Portland homeless man and sent them to a world leaders forum. No wonder Putin felt comfortable invading Ukraine. This NATO group looks like a discount priced membership meeting of the small town country club.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2022 01:16 PM (O5X/T)

312 If she's confirmed, yay! They got a big-time radical on the court. If she isn't, then they can bludgeon the Republicans and the nation in general with "racists" and "misogynists."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (sJTmo)

She will so 100% be confirmed you can bet anything you want on it.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:16 PM (dTQq+)

313 Biden's own daughter wrote that she was sexually abused by her father when she was a child. A child too young to remember the sexualization clearly, btw, and that she sort of remembers another child named Caroline being groomed along with her.

His own daughter.

https://tinyurl.com/yckyy3zr

(it's neat how if you use brave to search "ashley biden's diary" all of the results are anti-trump and anti-republican and how they're a bunch of meanies using the diary for political mean stuff, and not a link to the diary)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:16 PM (MNz1C)

314 And as for the 'rally round the flag' thing, as far as I'm concerned, my lefty pals can take their 'we're all in this together!' crap and shove it up their yoopus.

If you voted for this clusterfarg I don't care if you end up behind JJ Fish sucking wazoo for french fries. I'll send you a nice phone foto of my next delicious T-Bone at Jack Gibbon's Gardens; it'll be almost as good!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 24, 2022 01:16 PM (oedLL)

315 Biden staffer shuts down a reporter shouting a question to Biden like she is shushing a toddler.

Mr. President!

No! N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (R8uWY)



Fuck this entire administration. Every single one of them.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

316 278 Biden is a MEXICAN hero
___________


He should be. The Mexican cartels are raking in billions every month, thanks to Slow Joe's policies!

Posted by: VP Kamaltoe Harris at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (k4dH2)

317 His own daughter.


and not to mention ... his own son

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (j9HX3)

318 WZ has a clip of Slo Jo shuffling through a lobby today like a decrepit brain dead ass while his handlers shut down any questions from reporters. The guy must not have had his shots or something. If he doesn't drop dead in less than a year, I will assume he is being animated with whatever sinister creation the mad scientists have cooked up with funding from the NSA. It is creepy just watching him in public.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (okGHj)

319 I want a Folxwagen Beagle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (63Dwl)

320 This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (DU+/6)


I'd let her buck my trend for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)


I'd let her be down with me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (axyOa)

321 302 >>>What happens on the morning Biden's drug cocktail doesn't get him lucid?

Posted by: N.L. Urker


body double
Posted by: DB

Finally a use for the Meta crap Zukerberg is pushing. That or reruns of him walking around the White House lawn.

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (S971x)

322 Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.

Wait! We didn't mean US! We meant those OTHER racist white kids!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (R8uWY)

323 "most univ are moving to SAT optional,"

Athletic ability > standardized test scores.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (qpX6U)

324 "Let them suck cock."

- - Kamala

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



That was Marie Antoinette's original quote, but her PR guy made her soften it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (7hvlx)

325 > Biden staffer shuts down a reporter shouting a question to Biden like she is shushing a toddler.

Have you seen video of Biden when his staffers are doing this. The douche LOVES it! He grins that crooked grin. The press is 95% on his side and Biden still loves that his staff treats them like shit.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (VCz/u)

326 314 And as for the 'rally round the flag' thing, as far as I'm concerned, my lefty pals can take their 'we're all in this together!' crap and shove it up their yoopus.

If you voted for this clusterfarg I don't care if you end up behind JJ Fish sucking wazoo for french fries. I'll send you a nice phone foto of my next delicious T-Bone at Jack Gibbon's Gardens; it'll be almost as good!
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 24, 2022 01:16 PM (oedLL)

How can we all be "in this together" if we have to maintain social distancing and stay home alone?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (okGHj)

327 No! N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (R8uWY)

That's how I talk to my dog when she's eyeing a roast on the counter.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (eGTCV)

328 My broken record snark.

If PT Barnum were alive he would own a dozen polling companies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (DPqLz)

329 First drinking experience was Greek gallon jug wine. I wished vainly for death for three days afterward.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qpX6U)

Good stuff,eh?

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (/6GbT)

330 prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.


Anyone got the link for that?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (axyOa)

331 How did women get so close-minded? I really can't imagine what it will take to shake the faith of suburban wine moms. WW3? The Apocalypse?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 12:49 PM (GGKLZ)

Trump said pussy. Ewwwww

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (NW9xb)

332 300
Correction - its Carlo Rossi. Fuck Ernie and Jules.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:12 PM (tiR3O)


Carlo Rossi is one of Gallo's brands, if memory serves.
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Carlo rules.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (tiR3O)

333 "It's not an accident that the University of California dropped the SAT/ACT admissions requirement last year. (UC won't even look at your SAT scores, even if you submit them.)"

This will hurt children of the very Karens who lurve them some Biden Newsom.

So LOLGF.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (OalnH)

334 Athletic ability > standardized test scores.


yeah but not "White" sports

forget golf, tennis, swim, hockey...

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (j9HX3)

335
This NATO group looks like a discount priced membership meeting of the small town country club.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2022 01:16 PM (O5X/T)


Not to mention the NATO fad of appointing mousy women as Minister of Defense. Which is sure to make a savage manly man like Putin shake in his boots.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (n+4am)

336 329 First drinking experience was Greek gallon jug wine. I wished vainly for death for three days afterward.
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Orange Driver. I double dog dare you.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (tiR3O)

337
Uh-oh, I just searched google about Brandon's Eurotrip, and am seeing multiple outlets using the same language, as usual. The Word of the Day seems to be "high stakes."

That doesn't bode well. Not looking forward to whatever these monkeys have planned for him to deal on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (Zhwz2)

338 he said don't bother with the Ivies they are all completely targeting BIPOC and that's all

Somebody noted last year that Princeton had accepted almost no white males, other than athletes. (The white non-athletes they admitted almost certainly came from families that had given tens of millions of dollars to Princeton.)

BTW, I read somewhere that if you have a kid who is good enough to be a Stanford or an Ivy, but didn't get in, the going bribe to the school to get them admitted now is ten million dollars.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (I2/tG)

339 322 Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.

Wait! We didn't mean US! We meant those OTHER racist white kids!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (R8uWY)

That's hilarious. I've heard that JP Morgan is now only hiring BIPOC or whatever crazy acronym they use.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (z5Vrg)

340 "if you use brave to search "ashley biden's diary" "

DDG too.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (qpX6U)

341 Dumb Question: Why was the MSM wetting itself that Russia used a hypersonic missile? Isn't every missile hypersonic these days?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (OalnH)

342 Some not all. The top 0.1% is looking to install a caste system. Some like those in the SaMo system will make the cut but not all. They don't want all whites to submit to a lower caste status, just those not pre-approved. They want a new feudal society. Of course there is a chance even they may find out what it was like to be a european colonial in the third world at the end of it. And China is going to have a say in the outcome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2022 01:15 PM (p6Md5)
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Colorado School District Cancels Valedictorians

Pull Quote: "We believe all students can learn at high levels, and learning is not a competition ... "

https://tinyurl.com/mtcf8wce

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (soOQJ)

343 When I first saw the Chardonnay Hags poll numbers yesterday, I though it must have been a typo, and the approve/disapprove numbers flipped.

Silly boy.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (kyWWM)

344 "most univ are moving to SAT optional,"

**

I can't find the link, but there was a pro-black school article casually mentioning that black kids' ACT and SAT scores had dropped 20% since the lockdown.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (MNz1C)

345 Ein folx, ein reich, ein Fuhrer.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (wEiz1)

346 Speaking of California:

Newsom signs law making abortions FREE in California.

Please, leftist whores, MOVE there. GET Your free abortions. We'll build a wall and keep you there.

Enjoy your utopia, Hellhounds.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

347 The press is 95% on his side and Biden still loves that his staff treats them like shit.
Posted by: bonhomme

Abusers always love it when the abusee takes it and continues to cling to the abuser because they are dependent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:21 PM (R8uWY)

348 The Duran is Live w/ Robert Barnes right now.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:21 PM (7rPai)

349 This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM (DU+/6)

A slightly younger Gil Gadot? I think it might be.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2022 01:21 PM (qH6FZ)

350 I really can't imagine what it will take to shake the faith of suburban wine moms. WW3? The Apocalypse?

Joy Behar coming on set wearing a TRUMP 2024 t-shirt and delivering a list of pFizer vascsx injuries.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:21 PM (DJFLF)

351 >>Colorado School District Cancels Valedictorians


STOP ASIAN HATE

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:21 PM (7rPai)

352 144 I wonder if geographic and income breakdowns of this demographic might be instructive. "Suburban" just means zip code near a city. Compare/contrast, say, Brook Park, OH to Potomac, MD.

The other question is whether the polling is at all accurate, for the standards of polling?

They get barely enough people TOTAL to make a cross-cultural poll, within the narrow limits of science that defines polling. That means every subgroup in the poll is below that standard.

They poll x percentage of the population to get to a minimum level of what has been deemed reliable representation, of all voters in various parts of society, but that means every single part of society is underrepresented.

So by their own standards and methodology, the breakdowns are unreliable, as ACE pointed out with the young voters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:54 PM (KZzsI)


Of course. I was presuming honest and adequate data sampling. So many times, the "sample" is a couple or three thousand covering 300+ million. Never see the raw data. Never know the decisions for pruning that data. Even internal polls for the pols have pollster bias built in.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (8C7+r)

353 >>> 256 238 Still many many pathetic lemmings wearing masks in NYC. Outside. And in cars. By themselves. Nothing but nothing will ever get through to these hysterical obedients.

NYC family came to visit during beginning of pandemic, chewed me out and staged an intervention for my not wearing a mask. Next time they came out a year later, after vaccines made them feel safe, knew better than to try that with me again but I heard them complaining on the phone to a friend about no one out here wearing masks.

They say they might just mask up on the subway permanently from now on to feel safe. They obviously have trauma to unpack from how NYC fear mongered the pandemic there. I don't know how to help them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (+mkOR)

354
That was Marie Antoinette's original quote, but her PR guy made her soften it.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 01:18 PM (7hvlx)



Once she held it in her mouth long enough it was plenty soft....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (n+4am)

355 Trump said pussy. Ewwwww

I am the confused. Mrs Winemom told the Paulo many, many things she wanted the Paulo to do to her gata. But not in the Spanish. Was that not the right thing to say in the English?

Hmm...she did call the Mr Winemom a gata grande hembra. My head it hurts!

Posted by: The Paulo at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

356 "if you use brave to search "ashley biden's diary" "

DDG too.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp

**

private.sh has become my go-to.

It's open source, intended to be audited, and encrypted, too, which is pretty considerate of them. IIRC "Can't Be Evil" is their motto.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (MNz1C)

357 It is a good time to be BIPOC, i guess. Or at least fake it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (R8uWY)

358
Joy Behar coming on set wearing a TRUMP 2024 t-shirt and delivering a list of pFizer vascsx injuries.
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:21 PM (DJFLF)



It's Trump's fault we have the fucking 'vaccine,' so......

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

359 >>This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3


Her towel is sending us a message re. her Fronthole.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:22 PM (7rPai)

360 Pollsters never call me. I'd love it if the car warranty people would buy their target list from pollsters.

Posted by: Robert17 at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (bsY6/)

361 Trump said pussy. Ewwwww
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 24, 2022 01:19 PM (NW9x

I'm really more of a dog person, myself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (okGHj)

362 There's a YouTuber who goes on college campuses and asks 5 questions. If you get all 5 right, you win $1000 cash. I saw one at Harvard recently. I don't know if it was edited this way on purpose or not but out of 10 or so students that participated, all but one were non-white.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (OalnH)

363 Newsom signs law making abortions FREE in California.

My position on Californians killing their kids is admittedly not as unfavorable as it should be.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (KFhLj)

364 "We believe all students can learn at high levels,"

Another one of the ridiculous fucking lies we are expected to mouth and to live by.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (qpX6U)

365 341 Dumb Question: Why was the MSM wetting itself that Russia used a hypersonic missile? Isn't every missile hypersonic these days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (OalnH)

Supersonic is > Mach 1
Hypersonic is > Mach 5

IIANM, there are design challenges when you are Mach 5+, dealing with heat and other forces.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (N39Ws)

366 I don't know the reason, but I have never seen this many hummingbirds before. They seem to be all over the front yard. Many fights. I saw one that almost looked rust colored.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (5HBd1)

367 >>Trump said pussy.


It's what's for Dinner.

Posted by: Sam Elliot at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (7rPai)

368 My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

369 I want a Folxwagen Beagle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 01:17 PM (63Dwl)
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I got yer fahrvergnugen right here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (T8gyh)

370 368 My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

That's the stuff they use to fill life preservers.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (48cDc)

371 "We believe all students can learn at high levels,"

And if the students aren't learning, your levels are set too high.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (R8uWY)

372 >>I don't know the reason, but I have never seen this many hummingbirds before. They seem to be all over the front yard. Many fights. I saw one that almost looked rust colored.


Migrations are passing through right now.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (7rPai)

373 I saw Latinxes and Latinxas open for Tatas Tacos at Block Club Chicago in '93.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (soOQJ)

374 I hope the shambling, bumbling fool in the WH is cognizant enough to know how abysmal his poll numbers are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (sVtYq)

375 "private.sh has become my go-to."

I'll try it! Do I need to install bash to run it?

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (qpX6U)

376 Trump said pussy.


It's what's for Dinner.
Posted by: Sam Elliot at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (7rPai)



It's warm, pink and tastes like sunshine.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Ace, there's a term new to me on the InterWebz today -

coulrocracy

Maybe it's not new, but it's being used now. Here's a snip from a web article this morning:

Speaking of clown shows, the neologism "coulrocracy" means "government by clowns. That appears to be the best description of the current US misadministration.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (AMIL/)

378 black indigineous people of color, I think

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (5HBd1)

379 Black, indigenous, people of color.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (R8uWY)

380 My fave is still the "Shits / Giggles" ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB



That is indeed a good one.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (7hvlx)

381 For the Democrats, this polling news is simply a directive to ratchet up the crises.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (H8QX8)

382 That bikini brunette looks just like Ferris Bueller's girlfriend.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (5kI0z)

383
I hope the shambling, bumbling fool in the WH is cognizant enough to know how abysmal his poll numbers are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (sVtYq)

He is not. I am sure his handlers tell him he's doing great, just a few racists out there don't like him, but everything's cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (Zhwz2)

384 Folxy country charm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (dNqv+)

385 prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.

This sounds like a win for white boys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

386 Ironically, the no-fault laws have created more stringent incentives than any retro divorce laws ever imagined and have created more child poverty than any other nonsense.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2022 01:10 PM (MIKMs)

If you're trying to convince me that we should bring back fault divorce, I'm with you. We should also bring back covenant marriage laws (you live with someone unrelated and of the other gender long enough, you're civilly married and get all the penalties attached)...

Posted by: Nova local at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (exHjb)

387
1. Funny how Deep State decided it was a good time to "float" the idea for a "draft."

2. Funny how they mentioned "conscientious objectors" would be given a "choice," but no religious exemption for the "vaccine."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ubClW)

388 368 My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you.


Black or Indigenous Person of Color

so .. hard to fake. I guess Shaun King or whoever has it down but I don't think that's gonna cut it anymore

and to me the focus on specific physical charactaristics is gross and horribly racist

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (j9HX3)

389 Anyone got the link for that?

https://twitter.com/KeenanPeachy/
status/1506679797027463171

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (I2/tG)

390 A conservative millennial woman has some good thoughts on why the Chardonnay Hags are still Ridin' with Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ynw84

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (kyWWM)

391 Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.

Good. Fuck these white liberal shitstains nice and hard.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (1IJnB)

392 Many fights. I saw one that almost looked rust colored.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (5HBd1)


Where do you live? It's too early for hummingbirds around here.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (DJFLF)

393 "My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you."

BIPOC == not white and not asian

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (qpX6U)

394 I can't fathom why normies are turning against Biden, and more importantly, the left in general. Lefty activists are perfectly rational!

COVID? Anybody else feel uneasy seeing NATO leaders without masks especially our President? Someone responded I do a little. Especially overseas. A million Americans are dead. Suffocated in most cases. This isn't even on the radar of most Americans, who are happy to move on with their lives. Hell, Biden dying of COVID would be a huge polling boost for him!

SCOTUS hearings? If Republicans didn't destroy themselves today, then America is over Today, the mask came off. Republicans unmask themselves more often than The Bulwark leaves the party! Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley, Tom Cotton and others, would have felt right at home in Germany of 1939, or in any pig sty of your choosing. Their display of racism, anti-feminism, and outright disrespect and contempt for another human being was beyond mind-blowing. It gave credence to the theory that there's no intelligent life on this planet. Winning this November and in November of 2024 is more than a necessity... we may never again see another election.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (JCZqz)

395 379 Black, indigenous, people of color.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (R8uWY)

Thanks

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (eGTCV)

396 368 My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

That was that rapper that got killed in the 2000's.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (Y5qcH)

397 black indigineous people of color

Huh. I honest-t-God thought it meant bisexual POC

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (HsAzN)

398 I taste like sunshine!

Posted by: sentient carp at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (KFhLj)

399 Must be a migration then. We have some that stay here all winter and I'm familiar with those. I'm just amazed by it. My feeder is right outside my office window. It helps that it's sunny today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

400 Black or Indigenous Person of Color

It was a term invented to exclude Asians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (I2/tG)

401 A hypersonic missile can sneak into your house and steal your TV without you even knowing about it. In and out so fast, your alarm doesn't even go off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (R8uWY)

402 I saw one at Harvard recently. I don't know if it was edited this way on purpose or not but out of 10 or so students that participated, all but one were non-white.



Too many white baristas out there, gotta do something.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (5kI0z)

403 One of my kids goes to a charter school. So far - and I see no signs of any change, knock on wood - they are 100% focused on academics. The principal says over and over, we do not mess around here. You are here to do well, get good grades, get into a top college and succeed in college once you get there. If your goals are anything other than that, please go somewhere else, there are plenty of other kids who would love to take your place.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (OalnH)

404 Somebody noted last year that Princeton had accepted almost no white males, other than athletes. (The white non-athletes they admitted almost certainly came from families that had given tens of millions of dollars to Princeton.)


I was just thinking - an old white colleagues son just started going to Princeton a year or two ago, this can't be true. BUT THEN I remembered his ex wife is Hispanic. So yea, that makes sense.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (szWS4)

405 >> "if you use brave to search "ashley biden's diary" "


I used bing and got a link to a downloadable pdf of the diary

hmmm...

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (geLO8)

406 You can pretty much take your pick of free colleges if you are black and graduate with A's and B's. All A's and you're competing at Duke, UNC, and the Ivy Leagues. One can only imagine they beat down the door for you these days.

I've told it before, but I dated a wonderful young black woman back in high school. We were in the same classes and most of the same extracurricular (I did more), and my grades were higher. My honky ass got scholarship offers from a couple of good state schools, and she got full rides rolling in from all over the country, including the Ivies, which she'd never applied to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (bwcc5)

407
But also funny how we're being told that You Will Be Drafted if there's a draft, but, don't worry, you'll be given a "choice" on how you "serve."

As James O'Keefe said yesterday, "our freedom is an illusion."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (ubClW)

408 This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3

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I read that as "tucking the trend."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (soOQJ)

409 Asians are trying really hard to get into the "of color" realm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (R8uWY)

410 Huh. I honest-t-God thought it meant bisexual POC
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (HsAzN)

___

Heh. I thought so too until recently.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:28 PM (OalnH)

411 First drinking experience was Greek gallon jug wine. I wished vainly for death for three days afterward.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qpX6U)


On our Honeymoon in Greece they were selling wine in what looked like old Water bottles, NO way in hell I would touch it but the Aussie's bought a ton of the stuff and drank it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 24, 2022 01:28 PM (dKiJG)

412 I'm glad I don't care anymore because if I did I'd be pissed off.

Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2022 01:28 PM (/RDPd)

413 "We believe all students can learn at high levels,"


Believe what you want. The diversity cult brought to it's logical end (few or no white pepo) will do to UC what it does to everything else. Decline and destruction.

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 01:28 PM (MxEKc)

414
Dumb Question: Why was the MSM wetting itself that Russia used a hypersonic missile? Isn't every missile hypersonic these days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (OalnH)


ICBMs and certain ballistic missiles will go hypersonic, and have been doing so for generations. Doing hypersonics in a flat, atmospheric trajectory is tougher.

The trick with hypersonics is to also make them accurate, which the Russians and Chinese apparently haven't been able to do. The latest Chinese test that caused such vapors among the MFM a couple of months ago missed it's target range by at least 24 miles. Not the target, but the target RANGE.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2022 01:28 PM (n+4am)

415 393 "My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you."

BIPOC == not white and not asian
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (qpX6U)

Wasn't it Bi-Racial Person of Colour?

Essentially, one drop of blood is all it takes and you are OWNED by the democrat party forever. No takies backsies. If you stray off that reservation, you will be destroyed as an example- just like a runaway slave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:28 PM (dNqv+)

416 We are no longer a laughingstock like under Trump!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022


***
Said to me: "The Italians actively protested against Trump?"

Me: "Why should I care what foreigners think of an American president?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 01:29 PM (txdEq)

417 My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)
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It goes back to Elizabethan times as in (in adjectival form): "Thou art a bipoxy whoreson knave."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2022 01:29 PM (T8gyh)

418 Maybe the wheels are coming off the Sundowner bus

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 24, 2022 01:29 PM (k51Rz)

419 I'm glad I don't care anymore because if I did I'd be pissed off.

*

(tries to figure out how to fit that on a bumper sticker)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:29 PM (bwcc5)

420 Black, indigenous, people of color.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (R8uWY)


So if I was born in the US, I am indigenous, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:29 PM (axyOa)

421
Black
Indigenous
People of color

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (geLO8)

422 White males are going to realize they don't need an expensive university degree, and universities are going to realize that BIPOC charity cases don't donate to alumni foundations.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (R8uWY)

423 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

https://bit.ly/3JDwESR

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (VCz/u)

424 400 Black or Indigenous Person of Color

It was a term invented to exclude Asians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (I2/tG)


It also is used to include Hispanics, Palestinians (e.g. Rancid Taliban), Dot Indians, and others when the Progs find it useful.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (AMIL/)

425 Suburban women: 52/31. Suburban Karens to the rescue


This may not reflect voting pattern, but how they respond to the poll. This is the population that is most afraid of being seen as not part of a group. Peer pressure beyond middle school level.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (5kI0z)

426 "Blacks and Indigenous People of Color"

i.e., "The right kind of not white". No arabs, jews, indians, asians, turks.

Just Blacks, Indian Hispanics, and American Indians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (/EuRN)

427 404 Somebody noted last year that Princeton had accepted almost no white males, other than athletes. (The white non-athletes they admitted almost certainly came from families that had given tens of millions of dollars to Princeton.)


I was just thinking - an old white colleagues son just started going to Princeton a year or two ago, this can't be true. BUT THEN I remembered his ex wife is Hispanic. So yea, that makes sense.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at March 24, 2022 01:27 PM (szWS4)

This is 100% true...the Ivy's overt racism is why its degrees have become worthless...

PS - The white non-athletes checked the "gender" box - they were not cisgender Christian, as the identity scolds say...

Posted by: Nova local at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (exHjb)

428
This bikini brunette on a boat is bucking the trend by being a young suburban woman who isn't down with Brandon:
https://is.gd/wXIJf3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 01:13 PM


I gotta get a boat...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (DUIap)

429 BIPOC

I am 2 out of 3

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (geLO8)

430 "We believe all students can learn at high levels

They believe in it so much that they are trying to abolish all metrics that prove otherwise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (KFhLj)

431 Do we have space to list all the things wrong with suburban women here?


Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

432 Since when are black people indigenous?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

433 >>Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."


If they off Soros, they can have all of Ukraine.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (7rPai)

434 White males are going to realize they don't need an expensive university degree, and universities are going to realize that BIPOC charity cases don't donate to alumni foundations.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

**

That will be interesting when BIPOCs start looking around at the welders and electricians and wondering what schools they went to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (bwcc5)

435 Cameron Diaz is a Person of Color.
That's the world we live in.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (OalnH)

436 I've heard that JP Morgan is now only hiring BIPOC or whatever crazy acronym they use.

What's becoming increasingly common in corporations and academic is that you have to get permission from higher authority to hire a white person (particularly a white male), but you can hire minorities without further review.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (I2/tG)

437 Biden is about to hold a news conference in Brussels. Why is this shit in Brussels?

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (S971x)

438 423 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

https://bit.ly/3JDwESR
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (VCz/u)

That's interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (dNqv+)

439 "BIPOC == not white and not asian
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (qpX6U)

Wasn't it Bi-Racial Person of Colour?"

My definition is what they are actually aiming at, in their typical Newspeak argle-bargle.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (qpX6U)

440 BIPOC is "Black or Indigenous Person of Color"

Which is part of why we will wind up with Juan Javier and Javerina Sanchez.

https://www.thebipocproject.org/

Asians are precluded unless they are 1/2 black.

Hispanics only count if they are majority mestizo.

Get it yet?

The "post-racial left" has a racial abacus worthy of the NSDAP.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (Lzpvj)

441 423 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

https://bit.ly/3JDwESR
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (VCz/u)

stopped clocks are right twice a day, and all that. Both Russia and China have loved what he was up to until now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (trdmm)

442 I really can't imagine what it will take to shake the faith of suburban wine moms. WW3? The Apocalypse?

Can't be done. This is what happens when: you take away reason and accountability, add in copious amounts of xanax and box wine, slide in a heaping helping of Paolo cock, and fitting in to your cloistered gated-neighborhood cackling hen community is the highest imperative next to serially cheating on your husband because you're bored.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (II3Gr)

443 One of the LONG term outcomes of the Ukraine war is possibly Russia arresting various members of the global technocracy any time they wander into third world shitholes that are willing to extradite to Russia.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (ESjRY)

444 435 Cameron Diaz is a Person of Color.
That's the world we live in.


no she would no longer count

it's Black or indigenous person of color

you need the COLOR

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (j9HX3)

445 434 White males are going to realize they don't need an expensive university degree, and universities are going to realize that BIPOC charity cases don't donate to alumni foundations.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

**

That will be interesting when BIPOCs start looking around at the welders and electricians and wondering what schools they went to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (bwcc5)

___

Black students will just have shitty jobs like SCOTUS justice and VP from now on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (OalnH)

446
I also wonder if recruitment levels are plummeting.

When "free college" is the "carrot" for enlisting in a Fag/Tranny/Hoax War military, what's the incentive for normal young men to join the US military?

College?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (ubClW)

447 >>> 322 Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools.

>>> Speaking of California: Newsom signs law making abortions FREE in California.

And the problem for white liberals finds a solution by a white liberal...

Sorry that is a super dark take. My brain must be in a weird place today. May God bless those poor babies.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (+mkOR)

448 423 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

https://bit.ly/3JDwESR
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (VCz/u)

***inserts Citizen Kane clapping sequence***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (BgMrQ)

449 422 White males are going to realize they don't need an expensive university degree, and universities are going to realize that BIPOC charity cases don't donate to alumni foundations.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (R8uWY)

No, but Fed Gov does - go check the earmarks from the recent budget bill...colleges will be like national charities, fawning for uncle sam's money over private donor money, up until it all runs out...

Posted by: Nova local at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (exHjb)

450 >>Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

https://bit.ly/3JDwESR
Posted by: bonhomme

Yes!!!

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (1IJnB)

451 Lots of good things sprout from Brussels.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (R8uWY)

452 397 black indigineous people of color

Huh. I honest-t-God thought it meant bisexual POC

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (HsAzN)

------

When I first heard it, I figured it referred to Bipolar People of something (Orange County?).

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (soOQJ)

453 No more Nobel prizes!

Posted by: Equi Tea at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

454 Meat puppet speaking.

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (MxEKc)

455 dag. Euro MP drops multiple truth bombs on Turdeau in front of all his Euroweenie frenz:

https://tinyurl.com/9zn5pzx9

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (DJFLF)

456 it's Black or indigenous person of color

you need the COLOR
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (j9HX3)

___

So is there a color palette test for Ivy applications you have to include? I thought the name alone meant POC.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (OalnH)

457 429 BIPOC

I am 2 out of 3
Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (geLO

I was born here, so indigenous. I'm white, which is a color according to Sherwin-Williams. So 2 out of 3 here as well.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)

458 450 >>Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

---

If America can do that to Julian Assange, why can't other dictatorships?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (ZZK0E)

459 >>Both Russia and China have loved what he was up to until now.


Yeah...I don't think so.

Just because they all are aiming to kneecap the US, the Russians and Chinese have no love for Soros.

Here's hoping they kill him and all of his progeny.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (7rPai)

460 BIPOC is 3 things

you are black
you are indigenous
or you are a person of color

I am indigenous person of color
native-born Caucasian

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO8)

461 In the coming bipocalypse, you'll never know what any of the acronyms mean.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (KFhLj)

462 Oh, this gem in a discussion on Trump not being charged in NY state court caught my eye, too:

To be honest, I never expected NY State to do anything about the criminal acts. After all, Trump was from NY. He operated and did his "business" there for several decades. "Everything Trump touches dies," to paraphrase Rick Wilson, A Republican comedian...but honest.

Um...just because everyone (everyone) laughs at him, doesn't mean he's a comedian.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

463 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

____

They keep making me like Putin more and more.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (OalnH)

464 (Have you guys seen that? For some reason the lunatics and trans fascists are insisting 1, that we say "folks" instead of "mean and women," and 2, that we spell "folks" as "folx," just to emphasize that Trans Lives Matters.

-------

Making them Trans Folxholes?

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (soOQJ)

465 Anyone got the link for that?

https://twitter.com/KeenanPeachy/
status/1506679797027463171
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2022 01:26 PM (I2/tG)


Thanxs ARC.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (axyOa)

466 Hispanics only count if they are majority mestizo.

Get it yet?

The "post-racial left" has a racial abacus worthy of the NSDAP.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (Lzpvj)

They're so "clever" that they don't even understand the huge mistake they just made. Only about 10% or so of those who self identify as "Hispanic" are majority mestizo.

So they've just told 90% of Hispanic voters to go fuck themselves, we don't want you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (trdmm)

467 When I first heard it, I figured it referred to Bipolar People of something (Orange County?).
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (soOQJ)

My exes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (dNqv+)

468 (Have you guys seen that? For some reason the lunatics and trans fascists are insisting 1, that we say "folks" instead of "mean and women," and 2, that we spell "folks" as "folx," just to emphasize that Trans Lives Matters.

Fagx

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (II3Gr)

469 I've heard that JP Morgan is now only hiring BIPOC or whatever crazy acronym they use.

.

They announced that they would hold 10 percent of their hiring slots for ex-cons a couple of months ago.

Nothing says trust like a bank hiring criminals.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (5kI0z)

470 432 Since when are black people indigenous?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

They don't believe in commas, but that's the idea for the acronym - each group in the one overall category...

Posted by: Nova local at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (exHjb)

471 ***inserts Citizen Kane Fat Times at Ridgemont High clapping fapping sequence***

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (7rPai)

472 I'm boring but I am not colorless.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (eGTCV)

473 437 Biden is about to hold a news conference in Brussels. Why is this shit in Brussels?

well, that *is* where unpleasantness is known to sprout.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (oY6Yp)

474 Fagx
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (II3Gr)

Assholxs

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (/EuRN)

475 "U.S. President Joe Biden's public approval rating fell to a new low of 40% this week..."

Again? You know, we're really having to burn through our budget here in order to tweak our voting systems to stay current. This has to stop.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (aXxgO)

476 So they've just told 90% of Hispanic voters to go fuck themselves, we don't want you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (trdmm)

Maybe they figure they do not have to worry about elections. It's very freeing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)

477 Usually to get a rally around the flag effect, you need an actual war in which US soldiers are participating.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (sX1BW)

478 It's going to be interesting to see how employers decide whom to hire in coming years.

With elite colleges and universities admitting any dark-skinned or gay or tranny person who applies, and every student getting "A's" regardless of how poorly they do the course work (if they do it at all), what does an employer look for on the resume'?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

479 Have you guys seen that? For some reason the lunatics and trans fascists are insisting 1, that we say "folks" instead of "mean and women," and 2, that we spell "folks" as "folx," just to emphasize that Trans Lives Matters.

Fagx
Posted by: Insomniac


Fuckx them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (w199+)

480 So they've just told 90% of Hispanic voters to go fuck themselves, we don't want you.


yeah that's exactly what they did and it is on purpose

again, it's horrible and racist. it's like phrenology or something crazy

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (j9HX3)

481 BIPOC == not white and not asian
Diversity == less white people
Inclusion == less white people and less straight people
Equity == confiscation of non-BIPOC wealth for benefit of BIPOCs

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (qpX6U)

482 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros.

I sure hope he doesn't accidentally eat a Polonium sammich.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (KFhLj)

483 466 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (trdmm)

I will gladly trade the Asians and Hispanics for the BLM caucus.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (Lzpvj)

484 Brussels has become the de-facto capital of the United States of Europe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (/EuRN)

485 474 Fagx
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:34 PM (II3Gr)

Assholxs
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (/EuRN)

And suddenly all the banned words were available again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (UuD2k)

486 They say they might just mask up on the subway permanently from now on to feel safe. They obviously have trauma to unpack from how NYC fear mongered the pandemic there. I don't know how to help them.
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The virus is DEATH!!! The virus is DEEEEATH!!!!! The VIRUS IS DEATTTTHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Screaming on TV at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (IytoW)

487 2. Funny how they mentioned "conscientious objectors" would be given a "choice," but no religious exemption for the "vaccine."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ubClW)

It seems they are expecting a lot of resistance.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (mR6Gs)

488 Folx? Where??!!!!

Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (dTQq+)

489 and to the question of "is there a pantone book" to check if your a "person of color" for ivies?

there is

you have to interview (actually several interviews) as part of the application process

Cameron Diaz is SOL nowadays for Yale

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (j9HX3)

490 yeah that's exactly what they did and it is on purpose

again, it's horrible and racist. it's like phrenology or something crazy
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (j9HX3)

Who do you think was into phrenology, classification and the entire eugenics movement?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)

491 Leftists complaining about people behaving disrespectfully during a Supreme Court Confirmation were on another planet during the
Last two Supreme Court Confirmation hearings?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (ITqyR)

492 Here's hoping they kill him and all of his progeny.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:33 PM (7rPai)

When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.

#bemagua

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (BgMrQ)

493
Maybe they figure they do not have to worry about elections. It's very freeing.
______________

It may be freeing, but it's definitely not free!

We charge millions so cheaters can control trillions!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (k4dH2)

494 >>it's like phrenology


Let's not be hasty.

Posted by: Dr. Mortimer at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (7rPai)

495 what does an employer look for on the resume'?

The least evidence of drool marks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

496 And the problem for white liberals finds a solution by a white liberal...

Sorry that is a super dark take. My brain must be in a weird place today. May God bless those poor babies.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2022 01:32 PM (+mkOR)

I think it was a completely natural and justified take.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (trdmm)

497 >>I sure hope he doesn't accidentally eat a Polonium sammich.

or eat a Spetsnaz sniper round or three.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (1IJnB)

498 With elite colleges and universities admitting any dark-skinned or gay or tranny person who applies, and every student getting "A's" regardless of how poorly they do the course work (if they do it at all), what does an employer look for on the resume'?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

Community activities and memberships having to do with racial grievance or LGBTWTFBBQ shit. Social credit shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (II3Gr)

499 482 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros.

I sure hope he doesn't accidentally eat a Polonium sammich.


well, as they say, a man who is tired of checking his sushi with a geiger counter is tired of life.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (sGtp+)

500 >>Fagx


Freax

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (7rPai)

501 370 368 My brain doesn't have room to remember what BIPOC is. Someone please inform me. Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

That's the stuff they use to fill life preservers.
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 01:24 PM (48cDc)

No, it's the iconic gangsta rapper Kamala supposedly used to listen to.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (+mkOR)

502 Willowed:
The dirty one some Moron told a while back is:
My favorite sex act is called "The JFK." It's when you spurt all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 11:39 AM (DU+/6)

And I guess the Teddy leaves her underwater.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

503 BIPOC == not white and not asian
Diversity == less white people
Inclusion == less white people and less straight people
Equity == confiscation of non-BIPOC wealth for benefit of BIPOCs
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (qpX6U)

Where's the love to those with Tourette's?
muthafu*kas!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (axyOa)

504 So Biden will be facing a conundrum when his Chinese master ask for Soros to be extradited.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (eGTCV)

505 "They announced that they would hold 10 percent of their hiring slots for ex-cons a couple of months ago."

That can't be true. Tell me it isn't true. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:37 PM (OalnH)

506 486 They say they might just mask up on the subway permanently from now on to feel safe. They obviously have trauma to unpack from how NYC fear mongered the pandemic there. I don't know how to help them.
======

The virus is DEATH!!! The virus is DEEEEATH!!!!! The VIRUS IS DEATTTTHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Screaming on TV at March 24, 2022 01:36 PM (IytoW)


My brother in law made his family wear them AT THE GRAND CANYON!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (szWS4)

507 I believe AOC calls herself a Person of Color. So that makes the definition of the term crystal clear, right?

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (AMIL/)

508 mmm pizza

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (geLO8)

509 Off working. Have a good day.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

510 "Hispanics only count if they are majority mestizo.
Get it yet?

The "post-racial left" has a racial abacus worthy of the NSDAP.
Posted by: sven"


I think the criteria is they are only Hispanic if they vote Dem

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (MxEKc)

511
My brother in law made his family wear them AT THE GRAND CANYON!
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (szWS4)



Your BiL should be frozen till a cure is found.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

512 So Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer is right around the corner for the Ma'amfia

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (lfSFb)

513 445
That will be interesting when BIPOCs start looking around at the welders and electricians and wondering what schools they went to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:31 PM (bwcc5)

Black students will just have shitty jobs like SCOTUS justice and VP from now on.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022

Maybe we can, like, expand SCOTUS to 4 million seats or something?

Posted by: Kamala E. Harris, Sooper Genius at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (JCZqz)

514 Thomas Paine: "They announced that they would hold 10 percent of their hiring slots for ex-cons a couple of months ago.

Nothing says trust like a bank hiring criminals."


Wait, what? That's got to be a punking. That's even beyond the national average. Unless they're unintentionally saying, "Yeah, we're criminals. Just thought we'd quit hiding our real business now."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (aXxgO)

515 Pedo Island is for sale.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO OWN THAT?! That is like wanting to own Cannibal Island in Siberia or S21(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

516 507 Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (AMIL/)

She is not by the activist's standards she is majority castillian you can tell.

She will not enjoy where the ride winds up but she will not get off that tram until she is thrown off it by her friends.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:39 PM (Lzpvj)

517 They announced that they would hold 10 percent of their hiring slots for ex-cons a couple of months ago."

That can't be true. Tell me it isn't true. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Joe XiDen




It was posted by JP Morgan Chase on Linked In. You can probably find it on their page.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:39 PM (5kI0z)

518 I believe AOC calls herself a Person of Color. So that makes the definition of the term crystal clear, right?
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (AMIL/)

If stupid was a color

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2022 01:39 PM (M+Lyo)

519 >> I believe AOC calls herself a Person of Color.


I call her Titty Ruxpin.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (7rPai)

520
I think the criteria is they are only Hispanic if they vote Dem
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 01:38 PM (MxEKc)


looks like most of the Rio Grande Valley is about to lose it's Hispanic bona fides, then. Miami, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (trdmm)

521 511
My brother in law made his family wear them AT THE GRAND CANYON! Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne

Your BiL should be frozen till a cure is found.
Posted by: Sponge - FJ

Or he could have been tossed over the GC rim. Lots cheaper and has the same result.

Posted by: LostInSpace at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (S971x)

522 They announced that they would hold 10 percent of their hiring slots for ex-cons a couple of months ago."


Bernie Madoff, c'mon down!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (w199+)

523 Turdeau's face must have been beet red behind that silly mask:


https://tinyurl.com/bdfdfzau

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (DJFLF)

524 With elite colleges and universities admitting any dark-skinned or gay or tranny person who applies, and every student getting "A's" regardless of how poorly they do the course work (if they do it at all), what does an employer look for on the resume'?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (k4dH2)


Pull 20 resumes.
Select only those with a contact number ending in 3 or 7 (or pick numbers of your choice)
Call them for a phone interview.
Select the one who says "like" or "ya know" the least for an in-person interview.
Hire the one with the biggest tits.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (axyOa)

525 WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO OWN THAT?! That is like wanting to own Cannibal Island in Siberia or S21(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

**

It will be interesting to see what all was torn out, burned up, and/or blown to pieces.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (Vjq9f)

526 Approval ratings are still 5 to 10 points overstated, as per usual with these kinds of polls and Democrats.

Posted by: Venus at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (YVBLw)

527 It's warm, pink and tastes like sunshine.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Mmmmm hmm. Come get some big boy.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (dTQq+)

528 495 what does an employer look for on the resume'?

Having played a teeny tiny role in this recently. Not much.

The cover letter is actually much more useful. You'd be amazed how many people cannot write a single page pitch for themselves without missing words, bad grammar, incorrect punctuation, or terrible overall writing style - for jobs that solely focus on reading and writing.

Posted by: Nova local at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (exHjb)

529 I saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight. :

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

530 401 A hypersonic missile can sneak into your house and steal your TV without you even knowing about it. In and out so fast, your alarm doesn't even go off.

and it'll take your catalytic converter on the way out.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (oY6Yp)

531 I really despise the term BIPOC.

Fortunately, no one around me uses that term.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (BLZx2)

532 478 It's going to be interesting to see how employers decide whom to hire in coming years.

With elite colleges and universities admitting any dark-skinned or gay or tranny person who applies, and every student getting "A's" regardless of how poorly they do the course work (if they do it at all), what does an employer look for on the resume'?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

___

Companies already have a no white males need apply policy in place. Why would this change anything?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (OalnH)

533 >>It will be interesting to see what all was torn out, burned up, and/or blown to pieces.


One cache of unfound photos / evidence and you are in jail forever.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (7rPai)

534 515 Pedo Island is for sale.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO OWN THAT?! That is like wanting to own Cannibal Island in Siberia or S21(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

Maybe if you got one of those wildfire-fighting cargo planes that drops a fuckton of water, and filled it with bleach....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (/EuRN)

535 I think the criteria is they are only Hispanic if they vote Dem
Posted by: Ripley

looks like most of the Rio Grande Valley is about to lose it's Hispanic bona fides, then. Miami, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo

You know it's bad when a RGV State Rep changes party from a D to an R.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (w199+)

536 "Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros."

Let's cheer the Russians at least on that battle.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (aXxgO)

537 Pull 20 resumes.
Select only those with a contact number ending in 3 or 7 (or pick numbers of your choice)

**

This is a great point. Once you've gotten beyond the part where you don't care about the first step, the steps beyond that are easier and easier.

Pull a f*cking name out of a hat. Same difference. "Hey, look! We hired a black lady! Imagine the odds!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (Vjq9f)

538 "The cover letter is actually much more useful."

Then how come employers don't read the damn things?

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (qpX6U)

539 I saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight. :
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)
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So *he's* that guy under the bridge...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (T8gyh)

540 463 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

____

They keep making me like Putin more and more.
------------
If Putin adds Larry Fink to the list Imma gonna immigrate.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (tiR3O)

541 529 I saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight. :

Interesting way to refer to spooge.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (HsAzN)

542 Pull 20 resumes.
Select only those with a contact number ending in 3 or 7 (or pick numbers of your choice)
Call them for a phone interview.
Select the one who says "like" or "ya know" the least for an in-person interview.
Hire the one with the biggest tits.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:40 PM (axyOa)

Ah, the well known Sieve of Diogenes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (/EuRN)

543 you know, things didn't used to be this f***ed up

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:42 PM (geLO8)

544 529 I saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight. :
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

'Free mustache rides for Science!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:43 PM (dNqv+)

545 I want the 80s back

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO8)

546
Mmmmm hmm. Come get some big boy.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (dTQq+)



I'm not interested in that desert hole Jabba the Hut wanted to throw Luke Skywalker in.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

547 When me and my staffers go out on the town
We can't sit still and we can't sit down
We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle
But we dance all night doing the Biden shuffle
(Hey Moe hey Moe) hey Moe hey Moe

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2022 01:43 PM (M+Lyo)

548 538 "The cover letter is actually much more useful."

Then how come employers don't read the damn things?


that's what they *expect* us to do!

Posted by: employers at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (v3pYe)

549 >>I want the 80s back


Me too. If I could get back down to 280, I'd be happy.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (7rPai)

550 Best strategy for getting hired is not being a straight white male.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (II3Gr)

551 Yep here is the JP Morgan 10% thing. Straight from their own website.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ay47y

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (OalnH)

552
Are trans fascists anything like trans fats ?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (rXie1)

553 saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight.

**

That is so tragic. It really is a vizarre capital-S belief system to them vs a simple series of steps to determine an outcome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Vjq9f)

554 I saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight. :
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)



"Science says that thing on your face is > 2% effective against most airborne viruses, including Covid."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

555 BIPOC = NO WHITES

That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (iDcra)

556

Crap.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

557 Companies already have a no white males need apply policy in place. Why would this change anything?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (OalnH)

what this means practically speaking is that all large companies are going to become more and more incompetent, with all important decisions being made by AI systems. Which while not capable of innovation, will at least have the benefit of not being totally insane. Working for a large corporation will be like being a well fed and cared for pet monkey.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (trdmm)

558 I already avoided Ivy League graduates in hiring, this just makes it easier to justify to HR.


I have had experience trying to teach their graduates the basics of business, economics, and engineering with very little success. Their self___, however, was top drawer.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (5kI0z)

559 "I want the 80s back"

1955 or so, works for me.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (qpX6U)

560 < 2%

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

561 If you're trying to convince me that we should bring back fault divorce, I'm with you. We should also bring back covenant marriage laws (you live with someone unrelated and of the other gender long enough, you're civilly married and get all the penalties attached)...
=====

Penalties and privileges.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (MIKMs)

562 Skankles tries her hand at Cvck-level tweeting, and it didn't end well:

https://tinyurl.com/ykwk7mdk

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (DJFLF)

563 I like the idea that the guy had about putting "F" on his drivers license (instead of male) and saving thousands of dollars in insurance.

That's the way this bullsh*t ends.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (Vjq9f)

564 Imagine wanting to be frozen and wake up at some random point in the future when fuck knows WHAT the shit is going on.

You could be woken up to work 18 hours a day in Governor GodKing Stacey Abrams AI Brain's Salt Mines in exchange for racial reparation. Who the fuck but the terminally delusional would think this is a good chance to take?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (dTQq+)

565 555 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (iDcra)

Rather vociferously no Asians, Dot Injuns or "pale Hispanics" either...

which will be interesting when they try to run a foreign policy on those lines given who runs Brazil and Latin America.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (Lzpvj)

566 saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight.
===

That's a new name for Jizz, money shot, cum, a spit out the 1 eyed trouser snake, ...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (iDcra)

567 Also JP Morgan:

the firm is investing more than $7 million to help community organizations in cities like Chicago, Detroit, Nashville, New York, Seattle, and Wilmington, Delaware to connect people with arrest or conviction
histories to in-demand, well-paying jobs in other industries

___

Wilmington, DE. What a koinky dink huh? So I guess the big guy gets $700K from that?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (OalnH)

568
I predict FEMA will become the Gestapo HQ for the global warming hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (ubClW)

569 551 Yep here is the JP Morgan 10% thing. Straight from their own website.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ay47y

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (OalnH)

They're probably talking about Politicians.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (trdmm)

570 Community activities and memberships having to do with racial grievance or LGBTWTFBBQ shit. Social credit shit.
___________

Our future is going to be filled with collapsing bridges and high-rises, just like that bridge in Florida that was designed by the idiot engineering firm that boasted about all its "diversity" hires.

And our armed forces will be full of dancing queens in spangled evening gowns that are so tight their penis and testicles show (despite the tucking and taping lessons the troops received in kindergarten), dancing in stiletto heels on top of "green" tanks that don't run (because they were designed by "diverse" design teams) and are now used as planters for soy and marijuana.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (k4dH2)

571 State Dept withholds Kerry docs until after next presidential election

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (geLO8)

572 545 I want the 80s back
Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO

7/20/69

Peak mankind!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (BgMrQ)

573 I feel like we should start using "colored people" again. I do not see any difference between that and people of color.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (5HBd1)

574 (Have you guys seen that? For some reason the lunatics and trans fascists are insisting 1, that we say "folks" instead of "mean and women," and 2, that we spell "folks" as "folx," just to emphasize that Trans Lives Matters.

The version I've seen on Twitter (which is usually the origin of this stuff) is that "folks" is gender neutral, and "folx" is race neutral. No, they don't explain how that is.

Also, "folks" in general is phrasing that women are more comfortable with, and women hold the major positions of power in the Woke-Industrial Complex.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2022 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

575 562 Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (DJFLF)

Steel on target

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:47 PM (Lzpvj)

576 State Dept withholds Kerry docs until after next presidential election

*

The ones where his family is involved in bioweapons labs in Wuhan and Ukraine with the Biden family?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:47 PM (Vjq9f)

577 Chase must have figured out that they can hire ex cons at a really big discount.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2022 01:47 PM (z9npv)

578 With elite colleges and universities admitting any dark-skinned or gay or tranny person who applies, and every student getting "A's" regardless of how poorly they do the course work (if they do it at all), what does an employer look for on the resume'?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:35 PM (k4dH2)


They look for the applicants with an MBA. That indicates intelligence nowadays.

(hahahaha, I crack myself up)

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:47 PM (AMIL/)

579 "Imagine wanting to be frozen and wake up at some random point in the future when fuck knows WHAT the shit is going on."

My consolation would be that the cryo company would surely go belly up, killing me before I was revived.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:47 PM (qpX6U)

580 BIPOC = NO WHITES

And no Asians. That's why the new term. They had to come up with a new term that describes minorities, but leaves out Asians for being dirty bastards that break the curve.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

581 And our armed forces will be full of dancing queens in spangled evening gowns that are so tight their penis and testicles show (despite the tucking and taping lessons the troops received in kindergarten), dancing in stiletto heels on top of "green" tanks that don't run (because they were designed by "diverse" design teams) and are now used as planters for soy and marijuana.
___

And some wonder why I have little fondness for the Army now.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (BLZx2)

582 BIPOC is short for "not white"

Posted by: F2000 at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (Jn/mI)

583 This meat puppet is a piece of garbage!!

FUCK YOU YOU LYING ASSHOLE!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (/9mpK)

584 I'm sorry I ever defended corporations, even though at the time I was just speaking in complete sense and logic. Ok?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (dTQq+)

585 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (Irn0L)

586 Simple Joe, the senatorial snake oil salesmen, is back into his default mode. A man of misery.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (S3EUx)

587 saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight.
____________

Would that be the same "science" that assures him that the best way to keep mosquitos out of his backyard is by putting up a chain link fence?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (k4dH2)

588 BIDEN IS LYING HIS ASS OFF. FU.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

589 Hi NGU.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (BLZx2)

590 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)

591 580 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

They are literally demanding that all the able be excluded from credentialed society.

It will be glorious if not humorous and we will lose civilization but by Jesus they will feel GREAT!

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (Lzpvj)

592 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)
------------
Clue me in, daddy-o.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (T8gyh)

593 590 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?


I can't stand to.

what is that fuckhead saying?

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (j9HX3)

594 Maybe we should be completely neutral and just go back to grunting at each other.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (dTQq+)

595 584 I'm sorry I ever defended corporations, even though at the time I was just speaking in complete sense and logic. Ok?
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (dTQq+)

Eh, I defended George Bush I and II. Who's the bigger asshole?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (dNqv+)

596 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)



The man has been lying his entire life. Anything he does now shouldn't be a shock to anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

597 590 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)

Are YOU?

I'd rather go back to hammering on my crank with a pair of tire irons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (/EuRN)

598 >> Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?


Can't do it. I'll catch ace's summary.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (7rPai)

599 41 The question comes down in these polls why do suburban women poll so well on Biden? Do they really love him so much still, or is this just nonsense on stilts? If so, why, and what could possibly explain this?

I mean they feel unreachable with the truth, voting in large numbers for a child molesting corrupt liar. What could possibly turn the page here if the terrible economy, world in chaos, perversion pushed on their children, completely insecure borders, and revelations of his deep corruption recently pushed in their face does not?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 12:45 PM (KZzsI)


----

Wine tax?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (eMEkg)

600
Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

--------

That nails it down to every public figure in America. Which corrupt jackass we talkin' about?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (Zhwz2)

601 I like the idea that the guy had about putting "F" on his drivers license (instead of male) and saving thousands of dollars in insurance.

That's the way this bullsh*t ends.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 24, 2022 01:45 PM (Vjq9f)


How awesome back when I was in the car crashing category of youth. I could have claimed I was a female and saved $100-200 when that would have fed my scrawny ass for 3 months.

It really is time to start using that against them, I wonder if life insurance people are going to allow it? And since I can declare I'm any sex I want, what about age? I'd much rather pay insurance as a 23 year old female non-smoker, instead of a "29" year old male.

THAT would probably be a very noticeable savings.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (wAnMi)

602 "inflation and the cost of living are the most important issues for Biden and Congress to work on"

******************

FFS, Biden and Congress created these issues. They are incapable of "fixing" them. Best thing is for them to leave everything the fck alone.

People are so dumb.

Posted by: Venus at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (YVBLw)

603 >>The ones where his family is involved in bioweapons labs in Wuhan and Ukraine with the Biden family?

Posted by: Moron Robbie


anything that has to do with anything Kerry has done/is doing as the junta's climate change monkey

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (geLO8)

604 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?
___

Nope.

I like my ears.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (BLZx2)

605 515 Pedo Island is for sale.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO OWN THAT?! That is like wanting to own Cannibal Island in Siberia or S21(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

Let's not be too hasty here. Do the underage girls come with it?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (JCZqz)

606 Biden's leadership is as bright as the sun!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (S3EUx)

607 Guaranteed that question to Applesauce was planted.

Posted by: bed head at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (30nHs)

608 590 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)

Is his mouth open?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (dNqv+)

609 >>I'd rather go back to hammering on my crank with a pair of tire irons.


Slamming my dick in the trunk of my car would be preferable.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (7rPai)

610 They had to come up with a new term that describes minorities, but leaves out Asians for being dirty bastards that break the curve.

If black Africans were more common, they'd have to twist into a further pretzel to exclude them too.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (ZGrMX)

611 597 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (/EuRN)

SLAM SLAM SLAM!

//Less Painful than Biden Action Hour

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (Lzpvj)

612 "saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight."

Big face has room for abstract, intro, theory, method, results, discussion tattoos.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (qpX6U)

613 They are literally demanding that all the able be excluded from credentialed society.

It will be glorious if not humorous and we will lose civilization but by Jesus they will feel GREAT!
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (Lzpvj)

Harrison Spergeron

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (/EuRN)

614 I saw a guy on FB say, "I'll be wearing science on my face tonight. :
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)


Or as Kamala calls it, Thursday.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (dTQq+)

615 Yep here is the JP Morgan 10% thing. Straight from their own website.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ay47y

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:44 PM (OalnH)


Hah, it says on in three working-age adults have an arrest record, but then says there are 5 million formerly-incarcerated people in the US. Assuming they are all of working age, that means there are fifteen million working-age adults in the US. When your banker can no longer do math ...

Posted by: spindrift at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)

616 Sundowner has lied his entire life

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (k51Rz)

617 I turned on the biden presser just as he ran away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (Irn0L)

618 WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO OWN THAT?! That is like wanting to own Cannibal Island in Siberia or S21(?)

I mean, we could turn it into Hordeistan.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (ZGrMX)

619 Are YOU?

I'd rather go back to hammering on my crank with a pair of tire irons.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (/EuRN)

Note he says 'go back to'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)

620 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

I have tuned him out. Completely.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (Xrfse)

621 Former CDC head also decides to drop a troof bomb:

"Protection against infection through vaccination is something of a flash-in-the-pan phenomenon."

exactly 180 degree turnaround from his earlier statement that the vasxxx would stop the coof

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (DJFLF)

622 The man has been lying his entire life. Anything he does now shouldn't be a shock to anyone.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)


Anything any of them do shouldn't be a shock. But, apparently challenge accepted, and they manage to figure out a way to do it, don't they? It's almost like it comes naturally.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (wAnMi)

623 "Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?"

Please bullet-point it for us.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (qpX6U)

624 594 Maybe we should be completely neutral and just go back to grunting at each other.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (dTQq+)

And bashing each other over the head with rocks. Like civilized people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (II3Gr)

625 Hot new idea in DC: stimulus checks for gas.

You can't make this stuff up anymore.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (OalnH)

626 what did he say before he ran away, which to be honest he is getting good at: running away without falling or being lead by the hand

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (Irn0L)

627 Biden bringing up that he wasn't going to run until he saw the tiki torches in Charlottesville and Trump saying there were good people on both sides.
Then he referred to J6.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)

628 I turned on the biden presser just as he ran away
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (Irn0L)



You scared him.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

629 Then everyone started saying folx, so we had to start saying fizzolx.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (R8uWY)

630 590 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)


He again insists the threat of sanctions is not ever meant to deter anyone. But that's been the basis of the entire Democrat Party Foreign Policy for decades.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (AMIL/)

631 595 584 I'm sorry I ever defended corporations, even though at the time I was just speaking in complete sense and logic. Ok?
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:48 PM (dTQq+)

Eh, I defended George Bush I and II. Who's the bigger asshole?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:50 PM (dNqv+)


I'm starting to feel good about the idea that we drop the personal income tax completely, and instead raise Corporate tax rates to 90%. OR 20% of all income, irrespective of reported profit, whichever is greater.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (trdmm)

632 Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?

Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)
........

I'm at work, so I'm in enough of a bad mood.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

633 Note he says 'go back to'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)

Callback to a running bit on the morning report thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:53 PM (/EuRN)

634 I prefer peepo instead of folx

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 24, 2022 01:53 PM (rjpjQ)

635
Hah, it says one in three working-age adults have an arrest record, but then says there are 5 million formerly-incarcerated people in the US. Assuming they are all of working age, that means there are fifteen million working-age adults in the US. When your banker can no longer do math ...

Posted by: spindrift




No wonder the unemployment numbers have gone down.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:53 PM (5kI0z)

636 "Protection against infection through vaccination is something of a flash-in-the-pan phenomenon."

exactly 180 degree turnaround from his earlier statement that the vasxxx would stop the coof
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (DJFLF)

No one bring up: Smallpox. Polio. etc, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:53 PM (dNqv+)

637 NATO is more united than ever? LOL

No the europeans are scared AGAIN and when they get scared to run home to Mamma which is the USA for protection and suck on our tit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (Irn0L)

638 627 Biden bringing up that he wasn't going to run until he saw the tiki torches in Charlottesville and Trump saying there were good people on both sides.
Then he referred to J6.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC

Fuck that POS senile mean old liar

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (J8ILO)

639
I don't know - Brandon still seems pretty bad at running away from the podiums. Half the time, he just wanders around and says weird old man half-sentences and stuff. It's one of his weirder quirks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (Zhwz2)

640 "Are you people listening to what this corrupt jackass is saying?"

You're really going to have to narrow this down. It's corrupt jackasses all the way down now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (aXxgO)

641 Russian wires only putting out these headlines re vegetable presser:

* Biden says did not threaten Xi
* Biden talks about ag crisis from Ukraine situation
* Biden addresses issue of expelling Russia from G20

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (OTzUX)

642 Looks like the country is full of traitors not embracing the flag in perilous times. Do you want a federal agent visit?

Posted by: Dem 2022 election slogan. at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (8E+wy)

643 I'm sorry I ever defended corporations, even though at the time I was just speaking in complete sense and logic. Ok?
Posted by: ...

Eh, I defended George Bush I and II. Who's the bigger asshole?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Me. I voted FOR McCain & Romney.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (w199+)

644
It was posted by JP Morgan Chase on Linked In. You can probably find it on their page.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


https://tinyurl.com/ycksvptn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

645 "I'm sorry I ever defended corporations"

Stocks are cool. Take the good with the bad.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (qpX6U)

646 Wait until Selective Service starts sending out little "life tip" notices.

Like, get your affairs in order. Have mom and dad take care of your gerbil, just in case. Don't pay for your streaming service in advance, go month by month. Buy smaller amounts of hair dye. And if you have a dilator for your new vag, make sure it's unbreakable and you've got a spare.

For some reason I think we'd see where POTATUS' floor really is.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (wAnMi)

647 I'm sorry I ever defended corporations, even though at the time I was just speaking in complete sense and logic. Ok?
Posted by: ...

Eh, I defended George Bush I and II. Who's the bigger asshole?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Me. I voted FOR McCain & Romney.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 01:54 PM (w199+)


Pikers. I voted for Carter the first time LOL. You guys are amateurs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (Irn0L)

648 Corporations are a perfectly cromulent organizational type under which to conduct business. The asshole people running them are the real problem.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (II3Gr)

649 625 Hot new idea in DC: stimulus checks for gas.

You can't make this stuff up anymore.
____________

Yep, inflation is out of control and prices are skyrocketing because the government printed up trillions of new dollars and handed them out like Halloween candy.

So the solution to this problem is . . . . print more dollars and hand it out like Halloween candy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (k4dH2)

650 627 Biden bringing up that he wasn't going to run until he saw the tiki torches in Charlottesville and Trump saying there were good people on both sides.
Then he referred to J6.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)


Can I haz a YEEEEARRRRGH?. Come on Joe give us a YEEEEARGHHHH!

Posted by: Howard Dean at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (rjpjQ)

651 615 Yep here is the JP Morgan 10% thing. Straight from their own website.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ay47y


That will allow them to rehire executives convicted of fraud.....That's just a joke.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (eGTCV)

652 FFS, Biden and Congress created these issues. They are incapable of "fixing" them. Best thing is for them to leave everything the fck alone.
===

We are really going to hate these asshole's solutions to the problems they created.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (iDcra)

653
Well, I mean, sanctions don't generally deter anyone. That's what force does, and they're a poor substitute. But if they're not *meant* to deter anyone, then what the hell *are* they meant to do?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (Zhwz2)

654 I hope Ace does a full writeup of what this motherf**ker just spewed.

And also that c**ksucking German reporter from Der Spiegel needs to go on a list, that's all I will say.

These are THE ADULTS, allegedly.

F**K. THEM.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (/9mpK)

655 Hah, it says on in three working-age adults have an arrest record, but then says there are 5 million formerly-incarcerated people in the US. Assuming they are all of working age, that means there are fifteen million working-age adults in the US. When your banker can no longer do math ...
Posted by: spindrift at March 24, 2022 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)


Arrest records are different than incarceration. The former is likely a much larger group than the latter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (wmDcS)

656 Oh, joe, you demented old fossil.

You don't dredge up old propaganda. It's served its purpose. Let it be. Bringing it up now, now that Big Lie is in full swing, and nobody in the world actually believes anything you say anymore, just will cause people to reflect back on all the shit they took as read (like the Charlottesville Lie), and think, "Wow, maybe that actually WAS a pile of lies and nonsense, too?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (/EuRN)

657
Pikers. I voted for Carter the first time LOL. You guys are amateurs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:55 PM (Irn0L)

So did I... Las Dem I ever voted for

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (J8ILO)

658 Better infections through vaccination!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (R8uWY)

659 Sometimes I really do just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (II3Gr)

660 biden walks like I did after I got a fastball in the balls when I was a Catcher

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (Irn0L)

661 First off I am ok.
I was a little shaken up as I was robbed earlier at Shell station today in Highlands Ranch. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down. My money is all gone. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes ...




It was pump number 3.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (axyOa)

662 Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 01:49 PM (/9mpK)

Audacious, though. If only Republicans were half as audacious.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (H8QX8)

663 Hah, it says one in three working-age adults have an arrest record, but then says there are 5 million formerly-incarcerated people in the US. Assuming they are all of working age, that means there are fifteen million working-age adults in the US. When your banker can no longer do math ...

Posted by: spindrift

No wonder the unemployment numbers have gone down.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 01:53 PM (5kI0z)


Hey, HEY!
If you two have math to solve - take it outside!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

664
Every time I see a post about polls I expect to see a Joe Mannix pix with some sweetie dancing around one and being told she doesn't care.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (Xo3T0)

665 658 Better infections through vaccination!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (R8uWY)

I like the cut of your jib young man...

Posted by: Albert Bourla at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (BgMrQ)

666 So did I... Las Dem I ever voted for
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (J8ILO)

Yup. Me to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (Irn0L)

667 Good afternoon, Horde.

Fvck Biden and his handlers/caretakers.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (TdMsT)

668 The left has 3 cords, and they keep cranking out the hits.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (R8uWY)

669 661 First off I am ok.
I was a little shaken up as I was robbed earlier at Shell station today in Highlands Ranch. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down. My money is all gone. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes ...

It was pump number 3.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (axyOa)

*half hearted golfclap*

Good premise. Came off a bit too whiny. You lose points there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (dNqv+)

670 "Sometimes I really do just want to watch the world burn."

I've felt like that, but it's been a long while since.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (qpX6U)

671 Charlottesville Lie), and think, "Wow, maybe that actually WAS a pile of lies and nonsense, too?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (/EuRN)

Shit that's not wishful thinking, that's a really good point.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (dTQq+)

672 So what did Joe say ? Did he mumble ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (J8ILO)

673 I'm starting to feel good about the idea that we drop the personal income tax completely, and instead raise Corporate tax rates to 90%. OR 20% of all income, irrespective of reported profit, whichever is greater.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 01:52 PM (trdmm)


Nah, get rid of all of that. 5% tariffs, a land-value tax, and a tax equal to 50% of the salary of each H1B visa at the corporation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2022 01:59 PM (wmDcS)

674 nitter. net seems funkified today. Sort of there, but formatting all unichtozheno.

Though I've been unable to find much of real interest from even the most interesting analysts lately anyway. Even those most literally expert on substance making some dumb statements about big picture and bottom lines.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 01:59 PM (OTzUX)

675
Good premise. Came off a bit too whiny. You lose points there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (dNqv+)


Hmmm...good point.
I was going for the over 29 crowd, but clearly forgot I was dealing with the Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:59 PM (axyOa)

676 Not everyone who is arrested and convicted goes to prison. They might get time served or probation.

You have to do some really bad stuff to serve in prison for over one year.

Which explains why there is so much petty crimes nowadays and a lot of people working under the table.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 24, 2022 01:59 PM (haWye)

677 "Sometimes I really do just want to watch the world burn."
___

You say that now.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 01:59 PM (BLZx2)

678 Until the deep state gets caught in real time for one of these ops

they will continue

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (us2H3)

679 Is it me, or is Joe a mumbling clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (buTO7)

680 661 Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (axyOa)

"I don't know his name but I just saw him in an ad on Gas Station TV-said he was Present or Prezi-dant or something..."

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (Lzpvj)

681 Joe doesn't seem to find it hard to repeat bald faced lies does he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (eGTCV)

682 668 The left has 3 cords, and they keep cranking out the hits.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 01:58 PM (R8uWY)

Q - Why did Biden lose his job as a school piano teacher?

A - He kept fingering A-minor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (/EuRN)

683 If you are a repeat rapist then you must want to be tried in this Black Chicks Courtroom..... She does not know what a woman is.....

Soooooooooooooooo .... Not Guilty on the fact there is only humans with a penis and humans that do not....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 24, 2022 02:01 PM (+0Qmd)

684
Until the deep state gets caught in real time for one of these ops

they will continue
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (us2H3)

They totally get caught all the time. Doesn't matter for shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 02:01 PM (Zhwz2)

685 hypersonic missile? Isn't every missile hypersonic these days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (OalnH)


1. All the missile defense systems we've deployed in eastern Europe (notably, Poland) can't reliably counter an Iskander or Kinzhal.
2. This is signaling on the RF part. Most of their subsonic cruise missile reach target. No operational need to go hyper.
3. RF can hit any staging bases in Poland at will.
4. Demonstrates an operational system
5. Let's them slap the "combat proven" label on it.
6. The Kinzhal is an air launched Iskander. A huge amount of the Iskander boost energy is overcoming gravity of a surface launch. Launching it from an aircraft gives the missile a lot more legs (300 mi to 1200+ mi). The hypersonic part is about speed when it is in a regime where it could be intercepted. ICBMs are hypersonic, too. Absent the decoys and maneuverability, just the speed messes with Patriot and THAAD.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (8C7+r)

686 684 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 02:01 PM (Zhwz2)

Whatever do you mean?

//A Caravan of Glowys Dressed as Patriot Front driving through Chicago without plates

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (Lzpvj)

687 Until the deep state gets caught in real time for one of these ops

they will continue
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2022 02:00 PM (us2H3)

They totally get caught all the time. Doesn't matter for shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 02:01 PM (Zhwz2)

Yup. The problem is there are never any adverse consequences, because they own and operate the mechanisms by which there could potentially be any consequences.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (II3Gr)

688 Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 01:57 PM (axyOa)
==

Fucking pump number 3!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (iDcra)

689 Does that Croatian guy who reamed out Trudeau have anything to say about Biden?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

690 Until the deep state gets caught in real time for one of these ops

they will continue
Posted by: REDACTED



To the best of my knowledge, that is exactly what is happening in Ukraine, and the story is being buried.

Same story with the election theft.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (5kI0z)

691 >>Biden bringing up that he wasn't going to run until he saw the tiki torches in Charlottesville and Trump saying there were good people on both sides.
Then he referred to J6.


what does that have to do with the current situation in Europe?

Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (geLO8)

692 660 biden walks like I did after I got a fastball in the balls when I was a Catcher
-----------------
The one guy on a baseball team that should always wear a cup is the catcher. I'd also recommend steel toed cleats as well. Lost a toenail that way.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (tiR3O)

693 653
Well, I mean, sanctions don't generally deter anyone. That's what force does, and they're a poor substitute. But if they're not *meant* to deter anyone, then what the hell *are* they meant to do?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 01:56 PM (Zhwz2)

Let's find out. "Tony Blinken, John Kerry, Wendy Sherman, Barack Obama, Jake Sullivan, Susan Rice, and Zombie Madeleine Albright - please pick up a white Courtesy Phone."

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

694 Yup. The problem is there are never any adverse consequences, because they own and operate the mechanisms by which there could potentially be any consequences.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (II3Gr)

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)

695 Pump number 3 raped me.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (X8XYH)

696 NOOD, you scabrous malcontents!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (KFhLj)

697 Recently heard song lyrics:

"It's hard to be nice to stupid people."

"You think your precious. I think you're shit."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

698 685 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (8C7+r)

The Macross Massive Missile Mass of Death works just fine as well.

Ivan sends 25 actual cruise missiles in the midst of 125 drones overloading the response computers.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (Lzpvj)

699 Absent the decoys and maneuverability, just the speed messes with Patriot and THAAD.
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (BLZx2)

700
Whatever do you mean?

//A Caravan of Glowys Dressed as Patriot Front driving through Chicago without plates
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (Lzpvj)

Nothin' man. NBD.

//FBI Special Agent beating his wife half to death after a cuck-party and a fake kidnapping setup

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (Zhwz2)

701 Fucking pump number 3!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 02:02 PM (iDcra)

i appreciate your enthusiasm, Mrs. Harris, but it's still $9.43 a gallon.

Posted by: Pump Number 3 at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (/EuRN)

702 You're in both cases.

Damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

703 what does that have to do with the current situation in Europe?
Posted by: DB at March 24, 2022 02:03 PM (geLO

The current situation was all about an easy PR victory for Biden and the Davos crowd. So is this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (dNqv+)

704 hypersonic missile? Isn't every missile hypersonic these days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 01:20 PM (OalnH)


No.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (AMIL/)

705 700!
700!
700!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 02:05 PM (axyOa)

706 The ones where his family is involved in bioweapons labs in Wuhan and Ukraine with the Biden family?
--
anything that has to do with anything Kerry has done/is doing as the junta's climate change monkey
Posted by: DB

**

Ah.

FWIW, the Wuhan / Ukraine bioweapons connection is real, too. Biden and Kerry families are involved in businesses building the labs in both countries.

It's why we're about to get into WWIII.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 24, 2022 02:05 PM (A4cav)

707 "Sometimes I really do just want to watch the world burn."

Back when Biden 'won' the 'election,' I resolved that I was not going to turn into this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs

There's nothing we can do to crash the crazy train, so I stopped worrying about it as much. Mainly looking for lulz these days.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at March 24, 2022 02:05 PM (qpX6U)

708 Benny
@bennyjohnson

12m
BREAKING: Donald Trump is SUING Hillary Clinton over Russian collusion allegations

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

709 700 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 02:04 PM (Zhwz2)

"Believe all women, but that bitch."

//Gretchen Wittless

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 02:08 PM (Lzpvj)

710 711

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 02:08 PM (mmOYv)

711 If black Africans were more common, they'd have to twist into a further pretzel to exclude them too.

Yep. And if they looked closely they'd recognize that homosexuals tend to do better than average in society, and would have to exclude minority homosexuals, too. There are a lot of little splinter groups that ruin their little scheme.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2022 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

712 710 711
Posted by: runner

that's a pretty good deal

Posted by: facio at March 24, 2022 02:17 PM (uQFwj)

713 It's fun to dunk on President Retard, but when Republicans take Congress, Mitch will sit on his hands for two fucking years. Unless a group of rising candidates can come up with a Gingrich-like Contract for America (Gingrich's finest moment, imo) that promises a number of clear bills and reforms, this is just farting into the wind.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at March 24, 2022 02:21 PM (PTYkn)

714 423 Russia announces an arrest warrant for George Soros. China declares Soros a "financial terrorist."

https://bit.ly/3JDwESR
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2022 01:30 PM (VCz/u)

I'll say it's fake news until the Russian source is revealed.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2022 02:26 PM (Fs5vw)

715 The people trying to get me to say "folx" can gx fxck xemxelvs,

Posted by: can of spam at March 24, 2022 02:42 PM (eQ4Ac)

716 I like sour cream and butter on my potato.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 24, 2022 02:45 PM (ytSiK)

717 676 Which explains why there is so much petty crimes nowadays and a lot of people working under the table.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 24, 2022 01:59 PM (haWye)

It does catch up with the petty ones, in some places.
I have a meth head daughter. Latest incident with her was shoplifting several hundred dollars of clothing from Walmart. 6 months suspended jail, 1 yr probation, 90 days allotted to complete a diversionary program.
She moved to a different county, gave the court my address as her new address, did not show up for a hearing last week, did not do her diversionary program.
Result: Bench warrant. Bond of now $25K instead of OR. My prediction is the hammer will drop when the find her. We cut off any and all assistance last Nov, when her shoplifting arrest resulted in the car she was borrowing (which she trashed) was towed while we were on vacation. $600 to get it out of impound. She lied about the incident, ignorant of police blotters and court dockets being on the interwebs. (cont'd)

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 03:01 PM (8C7+r)

718 (cont..)
When confronted, she admitted to "making a bad decision". Didn't raise that there were several, including trying twice to escape from Walmart security while awaiting the cops.

So, I expect (and hope) they throw her in jail again, if only for a short respite from travails.

Note to Insom: It's not just kids who get abused.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2022 03:05 PM (8C7+r)

719 Cunts gotta cunt.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 24, 2022 05:45 PM (WusEB)

720 Biden is heading for the Bottom no one not even the Democrats care for him

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2022 06:14 PM (wGqjj)

721 They aren't asking enough graveyard residents and felons.

Posted by: Harry at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (EcD5Y)

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