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THE MORNING RANT – Covid Sharia For Cheerleaders at NCAA Tourny; An Ammo Dealer On The TN State Board of Education
Democratic lawmakers have centered their opposition on [Jordan Mollenhour’s] role in Lucky Gunner, a Tennessee-based online ammo dealer owned by Mollenhour Gross LLC. Some also questioned how his resume qualified him for the education role.In my book, Mr. Mollenhour’s greatest qualification is that he is a conservative businessman who does not have an advanced degree in “Education.” His being an ammo dealer is just gravy on top. The children of Tennessee would be much better served if school policies and curriculum were established by an entire board of ammo dealers, rather than letting “educators” determine how to
Funny and effective. I hope there is a conservative opponent in this race who is actually letting voters know that he or she would never impose Covid Sharia on the children of Rutherford County.
If you’ve tuned into the NCAA basketball tournament, you may have noticed that pretty much no one is wearing masks…except for the cheerleaders.
A few stories have been written trying to explain why – it somehow involves an organization called USA Cheer deferring to CDC guidance, or something or other. All I know is this looks like sharia to me. Male players, coaches, and referees are all unmasked. Likewise, most every fan in the stands is unmasked. But the cheerleaders, who are mostly young women, must hide their faces behind masks. And remember, the mask-obsessed always promoted the idea that masks must be worn to protect others from Covid. So these women are being masked to protect all the unmasked men around them. Maybe we should just put burqas on the cheerleaders. It would send the same message. (buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:00 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:01 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 21, 2022 11:02 AM (2ZTqi)
Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: McConnell/McCarthy at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: 496 at March 21, 2022 11:04 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: 496 at March 21, 2022 11:04 AM (VJsqe)
Kinda hawt eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2022 11:05 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 21, 2022 11:05 AM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (XvPQV)
I do enjoy the fact that every time I see a masked face, I know they hate me.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2022 11:06 AM (KbCG3)
I'm guessing 40% will still wear them.
Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (dfRN6)
And aren't cheerleaders supposed to be, you know, hawt? Da fuq is going on? Some thicc legs in that pic.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (iuV4p)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
It's cold in here
Posted by: Kirsten Dunst, human jack o'lantern at March 21, 2022 11:08 AM (h5TKJ)
But University of MIAMI???? Come on man!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:08 AM (3vQN0)
It usually is difficult to know who to vote for because a lot of times the candidates hide their party affiliation, no matter which team they claim.
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2022 11:08 AM (DJFLF)
No one likes to be called a moron, an imbecile or just plain stupid but if you're a conservative, as I am, you will eventually regard that appellation as a badge of honor for speaking the truth. In 2016, Hillary Clinton called me deplorable for daring to vote for Donald Trump and consequently that word's meaning has changed from a negative to a positive as it now means someone who disagrees with the left. I did not vote for Bill Clinton, Barack Obama or Joe Biden but when they won, I certainly didn't fall apart like the Hillary supporters after Donald Trump won in 2016.
Lol. This pretty much describes how the Horde became Morons.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2022 11:09 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (flINI)
Looks like the rules that kept a certain TV Genie from showing her navel are back in effect, as well.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (crb49)
It looks like accidentally walking in on your mom when she's wearing only her Spanx.
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (sVtYq)
But University of MIAMI???? Come on man!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:08 AM (3vQN0)
University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (dfRN6)
This goes for school board, city council, judges, etc.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (iDcra)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (Z9HSN)
I'm guessing 40% will still wear them.
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It still boggles my mind that at no other time in their lives were they advised or told to do this.
It was/is the most unnatural thing to do - deliberately block the breathing passages - not to mention just feeling silly wearing it. Yet, they are so wedded to the notion, like it's completely normal and what we've always done. Not to mention, their complete inability to put two and two together in their mind and figure that masks are pretty much useless, because if they were, this would have ended a long time ago.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2022 11:11 AM (IytoW)
That their God is Marx and Abby Hoffman does not mean they do not venerate their deity like Xians do Christ and that they expect to inflict dogma like AGW and CUOMO hysteria.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:11 AM (Lzpvj)
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It's very hard to look them up online to find out more about them as well. And if I ever vote for somebody just because they have the most yard signs, somebody haul me off because I'd never do such a lamebrained thing...like a lot of people.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 11:11 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: M. Kong at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (ko9hE)
I can see Middle of Nowhere Western Eastern Southwestern State U having plump cheerleaders.
But University of MIAMI???? Come on man!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:08 AM (3vQN0)
Plump-shamer!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (iDcra)
A #Chinese airliner carrying 132 people has crashed in the southern province of Guangxi, according to state media. The #MU5735 flight departed the southwestern city of #Kunming at 1.11pm (5.11am GMT). #ChinaAirCrash
Thenewarea51 @thenewarea51
Unreal footage of China Eastern Airlines flight #MU5735 a Boeing 737-89P (B-1791) literally 90 degree nose dive from FL290 into a forest in China causing a forest fire.
https://twitter.com/thenewarea51/status/
1505874346652405760
44-second video; nosedive crash is the first 10 seconds or so.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (i7KG2)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (KY22T)
I guess not.
Why don't you educate me, Dr. Head of Puddin?
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (DJFLF)
My apologies to Buck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2022 11:13 AM (F0YaR)
I knew they would have to make a move soon. Even the office building dropped all that stuff over a month ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:13 AM (B+UWg)
Thenewarea51 @thenewarea51
Unreal footage of China Eastern Airlines flight #MU5735 a Boeing 737-89P (B-1791) literally 90 degree nose dive from FL290 into a forest in China causing a forest fire.
https://twitter.com/thenewarea51/status/
1505874346652405760
44-second video; nosedive crash is the first 10 seconds or so.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
This is what happens when the plane goes into stall, yet you keep pulling back on the stick thinking it will work.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (iDcra)
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I think it works like in restaurants and airplanes where you can take the mask off to eat and drink. You can take the mask off while blowing a guy. But then have to immediately put it back on.
It's well known scientifically that Covid cannot be transmitted while one is eating, drinking, or blowing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (XvPQV)
The angle of attack looks like it was intentional....
The failure cascade for a near lawn dart landing is pretty narrow.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (Lzpvj)
I knew they would have to make a move soon. Even the office building dropped all that stuff over a month ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:13 AM (B+UWg)
Mine dropped it all a couple weeks ago.
Not that I'll be going into an office anytime soon, but at least I don't have to test or mask if I do.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2022 11:14 AM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (XvPQV)
At a Home Depot in Houston last week, a woman going from the outdoor plants area to inside the store stopped and put a mask on. I was going out through the same big open doorway; no mask of course. She gave me a disdainful Karen-look. Stealing a line from True Lies: I have two words for that lady and whatever outfit is making NCAA cheerleaders wear masks at games. In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (AMIL/)
I'm guessing 40% will still wear them.
Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (FsZ2q)
Lots of fools in Ontario. Look at how the potlickers vote.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (XvPQV)
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Where I used to live, masks were mandated, but, minor problem, it's illegal for someone with a CCW to wear a mask. No worries, though, because we were assured it would be overlooked, because, mandate! Basically, hand waved away the law as written.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (II3Gr)
Maybe but even Air Fwance 447 didn't hit like that and you had Casceau "Corky" Pierre pulling back on the stick a long time.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (Lzpvj)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (iDcra)
Jeez...take her under the bleachers like everyone else.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (iuV4p)
Also, out on the walking/biking trail in the open space district - lots of masked people. Out in nature. It was close to 80 a few days ago - and I saw a group cycle by, all masked. One guy was wearing a hooded puffy down parka, had what appeared to be a ski mask, goggles and an N95 with gloves. Bundled like he was about to step out of his Quonset hut in the arctic. The sickness is permanent.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (wAnMi)
Yet, some employees still wear them. Amazing, really.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (5pTK/)
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We haven't been skipping all you can eat ice cream days though.
- Miami Cheerleaders
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (3vQN0)
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If a Karen or Chad does that to me, I cough at them. Works real well and then I laugh as they scatter away from me.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (iDcra)
plus, the masks protect us from the sex rays emanating from their mustache hairs.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Trump at March 21, 2022 11:16 AM (5f0Sh)
We are probably really fucked as a society when the cheer types look like moose.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:17 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Da! Stronk. Like bool!
Make fine breeder for the Rodina!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:17 AM (B+UWg)
Posted by: chicks flock together at March 21, 2022 11:18 AM (ciCLM)
It was weird to see.
I guess there will be a lot of holdouts like that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:18 AM (3vQN0)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (iDcra)
Jeez...take her under the bleachers like everyone else.
Posted by: Diogenes
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If I'm getting a beejeer from a hot(ish) cheerleader I want everyone to see, or at least know.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 21, 2022 11:18 AM (iDcra)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2022 11:18 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Da! Stronk. Like bool!
Make fine breeder for the Rodina!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:17 AM (B+UWg)
Eest next, sports-vare. Very nice.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 21, 2022 11:18 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: U of Miami Cheerleader at March 21, 2022 11:18 AM (i7KG2)
- Miami Cheerleaders
Drex (Migtown Podcast) would blame black men for this.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (Qi0q4)
I knew they would have to make a move soon. Even the office building dropped all that stuff over a month ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022
***
I think I spotted a testing email to me last week . . . in the instant before I deleted it. Otherwise there has been no harassment about it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (txdEq)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jukin
You get it from her friend.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (B+UWg)
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (i7KG2)
Their job is to be better looking that the roundball players. Evidently a low bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (rNg5k)
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (Lzpvj)
If she is from Miami, promise you will give her a donut.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (LqS9Q)
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You're tellin' me. Gonna need to bring a hydraulic jack to lift her next year.
Posted by: male cheerleader at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (lQnPC)
Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (npqAA)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (9KXDf)
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (i7KG2)
FIFY
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (wAnMi)
- Miami Cheerleaders
Drex (Migtown Podcast) would blame black men for this.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:19 AM (Qi0q4)
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I was thinking that too. Thicc is unfortunately mainstream now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:20 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: spindrift at March 21, 2022 11:21 AM (h5TKJ)
Nowadays, cheerleaders at most NCAA schools aren't that attractive, though there are some exceptions. They should be wearing burqas.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 21, 2022 11:22 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at March 21, 2022 11:22 AM (9KXDf)
Posted by: spindrift at March 21, 2022 11:21 AM (h5TKJ)
And down with halter tops!
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 21, 2022 11:22 AM (wAnMi)
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Cheerleading used to be the in group for hotties. Now it's the dance team. Cheerleaders are second tier.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:22 AM (Z9mio)
The pics were pretty much that Miami cheerleader multiplied by 1000, in bikinis.
Not a good look spring break 2022. Not at all.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:22 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 11:15 AM (II3Gr)
How will the fiercely heterosexual male cheerleaders heft them girls up in the air?
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
Quite, essentially America is *seriously* mentally ill.
Cheerleader beauty standards indicate the sacrifices young women (the standard bearers and quality control inspectors of societal health) are willing to engage in to show spirit.
I am not joking, and it is saddening and galling that we are so dissolute.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tofer732 at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (GcxM3)
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we got a build back better grant for hydraulic jacks for next season.
Posted by: male cheerleader at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (cpIKX)
Posted by: Tofer732 at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (GcxM3)
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The virus did come from China. So it is very smart.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (3vQN0)
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Mandate that all cheerleaders be male transgenders only!
Problem solved ...
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 21, 2022 11:25 AM (BxLir)
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
Like this:
https://youtu.be/qOga3VZ5CGY
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 21, 2022 11:25 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 21, 2022 11:25 AM (T8gyh)
who counted the votes? heh I do wonder if cheating is easy on some of those small but important elections. Democrats feel it is their right, or even commie duty, to cheat as needed.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2022 11:25 AM (Cus5s)
FUGU! and YEEHAW!
//Chinese Pilot Genius making a 737 a lawn dart
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:25 AM (Lzpvj)
I'm guessing 40% will still wear them.
Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2022 11:07 AM (FsZ2q)
I'm in SoCal. We have been maskless (for the last time) since Feb 15th. I actually didn't even wear one during that final over the holidays mask up and no one said boo.
However, the mask quotient is still quite high here, even at the park where I go walk! It is a popular walk/jog spot and to see these morons exercising with masks on just makes me shake my head.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at March 21, 2022 11:26 AM (hlxe7)
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Cheerleading used to be the in group for hotties. Now it's the dance team. Cheerleaders are second tier.
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So what then is the dance team? then the majorettes? Is it all falling apart? The center cannot hold? Egads!!
Posted by: well, that's it, SMOD bring it at March 21, 2022 11:26 AM (MCd/t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 11:26 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (3vQN0)
Just can't drive.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (Z9mio)
We rove to fry and it shows!
//East China Airlines
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)
But here's the thing: IF cloth masks worn in the manner school children wear them had demonstrable efficacy at preventing viral spread and IF the risk of morbidity and mortality in children was substantial, you MIGHT be able to justify a public mandate. But they (masks) aren't and it (risk) isn't.
The true issue is the proper role of government. And since a more fitting role of public health entities is an advisory role (as opposed to a policing role), what the actual fvck is the purpose of strongly encouraging something. To me it smells just like "we hope you'll cooperate voluntarily but we are prepared to force you if needed" verbiage the Left is so fond of. Do they ever weakly encourage anything?
Make your recommendation. State the case in support of that recommendation. Then sit the hell down and shut the hell up.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (UuD2k)
Sizeist...
Unpersoning to begin shorty.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (BgMrQ)
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we got a build back better grant for hydraulic jacks for next season.
Posted by: male cheerleader at March 21, 2022 11:24 AM (cpIKX)
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Peter: You want to join the cheerleaders to prove to a girl that you're not a loser?
Justin: Yeah, why?
Peter: Nothing. It's just... I guess high school's changed a lot since I was a kid.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (dfRN6)
Looks like the rules that kept a certain TV Genie from showing her navel are back in effect, as well.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (crb49)
It would probably be an improvement for that top set of cheerleaders. They need keto.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: JT at March 21, 2022 11:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: MJ at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (zwDuR)
Grand-daughter is a cheerleader, and she's whip smart. Throwing things at her would likely result in you catching bullets.
GFY.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (R/VdF)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:22 AM (Z9mio)
Yep except a few schools use dance as a euphemism for drill team or pep squad.
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: David "Wallace" French at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (BCSAN)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (9KXDf)
We're fat.
Posted by: MJ at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (zwDuR)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)
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Just because Brittany has a beard, penis, and weighs 200 lbs with a beer gut like John Candy, doesn't mean she's not the best lil cheerer on the squad!!!!! Go Team!
Posted by: Super Woke Cheer Mom at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (ciwnf)
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (rNg5k)
Discuss.
Posted by: davidt
Whichever one forgot her panties.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM (B+UWg)
But that would cut into the monthly cucumber sandwich luncheon budget ....
Meanwhile, every Dem who goes to the polls knows exactly who the Democrats are on the ballot.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 21, 2022 11:30 AM (s/5s+)
Depressing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (5kI0z)
One nice byproduct of the communist meetings is you know who the figureheads are.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (YmKky)
As in, Ewww, throw that one back!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (9otr5)
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Never fear, McCool. If all else fails, wash a nice baking potato, poke it a few times with a fork, and stick it in the microwave. Nuke on high for a minute or two at a time for several minutes until a fork goes in easily.
If you want to be all fancy and gourmet, rub some oil on it and sprinkle with salt and pepper before nuking.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 21, 2022 10:50 AM
Make sure to wrap it in foil first so it bakes evenly and doesn't spray oil everywhere.
Posted by: Moron Chef (Don't follow advice! Equivalent of Ace Shelving Tips!) at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2022 11:03 AM (FsZ2q)
But some womenz faces... the ugly angry scoldy ones, sometimes make me think a mask is not a bahd thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
I got about a thousand of those sample ballots last election.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (9KXDf)
Part of that patented Chinese excellence in preventive maintenance....
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Airlines_Flight_611
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (GYllL)
==
The CBC is full of assholes.
Posted by: Thurgood Marshall and Clarence Thomas at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (xHrxx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (Z9mio)
Depressing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (MIKMs)
Even their protests are highly organized. Look at BLM and AnitFa. They go where an organization tells them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (oHd/0)
But for the first three-quarters of the season for my alma mater, it had a male cheerleader in the pom-pom section and he was as gay as they come. Near the halfway point of the conference season, he disappeared for some unknown reason and never came back.
I suspect that the big-money donors expressed an opinion on this matter that made the university reconsider.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 21, 2022 11:34 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: SkylerKat at March 21, 2022 11:34 AM (G2vbt)
The "first" error is still there though. Oddly enough.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:34 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
You say that like its a BAD thing...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:34 AM (oHd/0)
Depressing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (MIKMs)
Even their protests are highly organized. Look at BLM and AnitFa. They go where an organization tells them.
===
They obey whom they choose to obey. If it's a Republican administration, then they're all resistey and shit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2022 11:35 AM (IytoW)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
I don't know. Is there any way to tell?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 11:35 AM (P3gRi)
>>Basketball gets the B team.
Our hockey cheerleaders were a bunch of drunks.
To be fair so was some team.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2022 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
It looks like accidentally walking in on your mom when she's wearing only her Spanx.
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
I'll need to see your mother in Spanx before I render judgment.
Posted by: Robert, hands raised at March 21, 2022 11:35 AM (6osEr)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 21, 2022 11:35 AM (ESjRY)
My local Republican party sent us a suggested voter and initiative list last year. RINO's and vote YES for more local taxes. I sent it back and told them to eat my ass and never send me anything again.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2022 11:29 AM
I knew a girl who paid her way through 4 years of Connecticut College with zero debt by stripping. CC charges $76,000 a year for tuition.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (sVtYq)
This has always been one of the most annoying things about the masking hoax. The Karens are clearly worried about themselves and would actually relish the unmasked dying. But they get to parade their paranoia and hate as a civic virtue. The insane being held up as normal.
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (MxEKc)
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No, that being my point.
No excuse but it's so unnecessarily wordy, there isn't space onscreen to add 'female' or 'woman' to make it accurate.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (UHVv4)
I suspect that the big-money donors expressed an opinion on this matter that made the university reconsider.
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You'll know the end is nigh, when Notre Dame fields a gay Leprechaun.
Posted by: Look what I can do with the Shillaleigh!!! at March 21, 2022 11:37 AM (lQnPC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2022 11:37 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:34 AM (UHVv4)
History began yesterday for these people.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:37 AM (9otr5)
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No, that being my point.
No excuse but it's so unnecessarily wordy, there isn't space onscreen to add 'female' or 'woman' to make it accurate.
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Better yet, just eliminate all the first, black, and woman shit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2022 11:37 AM (IytoW)
How quaint that is now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 11:38 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (bVYXr)
She didn't only strip.
Posted by: Mafia Connceted Strip Club Owner at March 21, 2022 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (+Kpte)
re: masks = our local school district has shifted from a "masks required on school buses" rule to a "masks strongly encouraged on school buses" rule, ostensibly in accordance with current CDC guidelines.
I thought masks on school buses was a federal transportation mandate of some sort but passengers and drivers here are unmasked now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (63Dwl)
This is peak 2022...
==
TBF, the fart clam is as covered as the face. Now if they want to go unmasked, fart clam wise, that would be trend setting. Talk about a ratings boost...
Posted by: CBS sports honcho at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (zznvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (m45I2)
This is peak 2022...
Posted by: Obligatory at March 21, 2022 11:35 AM (ESjRY)
Cheerleader's have faces? My scans of them never go that high.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (bVYXr)
My favorites are when they tell you they are working their way through med school. So they NEED those extra tips.
I mean, that's what a friend told me.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (sVtYq)
Ya my high school had cheer leaders (non smokers) and a dance squad (smokers). Our mascot was the bulldog, so naturally the dance team was referred to as the dog squad.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (OgrpQ)
GFY.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (R/VdF)
pictures or you're lying.
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (i7KG2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (UHVv4)
Clarence Thomas hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (GYllL)
Jah, Glocks digest steel cased ammo fine. If you put a LOT (multiple thousands) of rounds through it, you may see wear on the extractor. But a spare extractor is pretty cheap. Only my G44 has ever died on me and that happened when the gun was brand new.
(I'm not a big fan of the G44)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
They workout their upper body strength by playing Dodge Ball... of course...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (oHd/0)
We're fat.
Posted by: MJ at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (zwDuR)
Yeah about that...
I'm 6' 3" and 210
I have a hard time calling myself fat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Thurgood Marshall would like a word.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (Sdlpf)
I'm 6' 3" and 210
I have a hard time calling myself fat.
=====
Listen, fat, I'll do it then...
Posted by: Joe B. at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (IytoW)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (LyTO1)
Thurgood Marshall would like a word.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (9otr5)
I knew I missed one.
Damn hangover.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (OgrpQ)
Letter carriers for the Band. they carried a big sign in front of the Marching Band... all Dumb Hot Slender Leggy Girls.
Yeah.... had a sister on that 'team'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (oHd/0)
wow ... a dash cam video showed a little angle, maybe 75 degrees though. comments said the fire is not related, different location, news screwed up. Another comment said it is an older Boeing so did not have that system that caused a few Boeing crashes a few years ago.
"MCAS caused the airplanes to pitch down and crash", he explains. "But it was an electrical system malfunction . 'It pitched nose down': US pilots previously reported Boeing 737 MAX 8 aircraft problems. Ethiopian crash of Boeing 737"
looks like a suicide or bomb to me, not effort to pull out of it ... but I don't know how a stall works in a jetliner.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Blammo, the Human Cannonball! at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (gmo/4)
(I'm not a big fan of the G44)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
This I've heard. I think I'm going to order a spare extractor and one for Capital wifes G26.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (GYllL)
I'M JUST BIG BONED!
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (9otr5)
My mom used to say "I'm sorry. I didn't raise him to be rude."
My response was always "I'm not rude, I'M BIG BONED!"
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe B. at March 21, 2022 11:41 AM (IytoW)
Walked right into that I did...
#fuq
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (R/VdF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (m45I2)
I wash my hair every day. Who wants to date an infrequent bather? That chick was gross.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (UuD2k)
=====
Football was 1st tier with pleated skirts and heavy sweaters (we are in a cold climate); Wrestling was 2nd tier with the same football players dangerously losing weight and same cheerleaders with pleated skirts and school logo tight t-shirts; Basketball was experimental pep/dance squad. Spring field sports had both cheer and male players competing - so there was no official 'cheer' squad.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2022 11:44 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2022 11:44 AM (nIvvp)
I have a hard time calling myself fat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM (BgMrQ)
Yeah, I was 6 ft 225 lbs, with a 7% body fat for a LOT of my Navy Years.
Now it 6 Ft 225 with 20% body fat... but....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:44 AM (oHd/0)
Depressing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM (MIKMs)
Younger people are obsessed with "science" and are constantly told that only Democrats care of "science," so they're up in their gills in complying with whatever nonsense is shat upon them, as long as there's the media patting them on the back for how "sciency" they are.
President Trump outed them all as frauds when every major science institution shouted to the rooftops "Vote Democrat to save SCIENCE!" And instead of ignoring them for being political hacks in lab coats, young people overwhelmingly jumped with the lemmings.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 21, 2022 11:44 AM (BCSAN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2022 11:44 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:33 AM (GYllL)
Jah, Glocks digest steel cased ammo fine. If you put a LOT (multiple thousands) of rounds through it, you may see wear on the extractor. But a spare extractor is pretty cheap. Only my G44 has ever died on me and that happened when the gun was brand new.
(I'm not a big fan of the G44)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:40 AM
I had a steel case jam in the chamber once in my Ruger LC9. Had to take it home, put it in a vise and pound that case out with a wooden dowel. Gave that stuff away and never shot any of it again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:44 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (XvPQV)
Three Words.
Girl's Gymnastics Team...
/mic drop
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:45 AM (oHd/0)
We're fat.
Posted by: MJ at March 21, 2022 11:28 AM (zwDuR)
Speak for yourself. Start with the man in the mirror.
Posted by: Michael the Molester at March 21, 2022 11:45 AM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 11:42 AM (m45I2)
My husband was dating a cheerleader when I met him. There is a picture of them holding hands in our yearbooks. Mine has her scribbled out with a Sharpie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (Ez6QX)
>Girl's Gymnastics Team...
If banging midgets/circus freaks is your thing...good choice.
I'll stick to the Pole Vaulters / Track Girls.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (Qi0q4)
Ironically, the opposing cheerleader teams weren't far off the mark.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (2Pbem)
Same as in a Cessna 172. 737 is a very docile aircraft. Even if you did, amazingly, stall one, it would not come out of the sky like that unless you were trying to do that.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (R/VdF)
=
So how'd you do it?
Hunting accident? Poison?
Posted by: Every moron is thinking . . . at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (MCd/t)
Nicknamed sinker in the pool.
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein and Company at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (WmGrA)
My husband was dating a cheerleader when I met him. There is a picture of them holding hands in our yearbooks. Mine has her scribbled out with a Sharpie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Jelly......
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
My response was always "I'm not rude, I'M BIG BONED!"
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, Mom used to say 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'...
I was a very quiet lad....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (oHd/0)
If banging midgets/circus freaks is your thing...good choice.
I'll stick to the Pole Vaulters / Track Girls.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (Qi0q4)
A lot of the women on the curling teams were easy on the eyes too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (N39Ws)
Unless Stacey Abrams was visiting the cockpit.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: brainy435 at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (IiyBW)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 21, 2022 11:10 AM (crb49)
Remarked this morning that prudism is on the rise.
Posted by: Javems at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (AmoqO)
Nicknamed sinker in the pool.
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (gmo/4)
LOL, who grew up with a swimming pool in his back yard...
Oh... lookie.. its still there ( I live in the house I grew up in).
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (oHd/0)
Unreal footage of China Eastern Airlines flight #MU5735 a Boeing 737-89P (B-1791) literally 90 degree nose dive from FL290 into a forest in China causing a forest fire.
https://twitter.com/thenewarea51/status/
1505874346652405760
44-second video; nosedive crash is the first 10 seconds or so.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
Sum Ting Wong!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (trdmm)
People running need to work on that. It should be EASY to find out what they are for, and against. For those who keep it hard to find, well, it's a natural assumption they are groomer adjacent, at best.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (R0Tis)
Same as in a Cessna 172. 737 is a very docile aircraft. Even if you did, amazingly, stall one, it would not come out of the sky like that unless you were trying to do that.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (R/VdF)
Watching that video is a stark reminder on why we can't play with real lawn darts today.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (N39Ws)
Hunting accident? Poison?
Posted by: Every moron is thinking . . . at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (MCd/t)
I have a better rack.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (Ez6QX)
No need to skip all the way to Prude.
Let's spend some time at bashful.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (Qi0q4)
I have a better rack.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 21, 2022 11:48 AM (Ez6QX)
You know the rule......
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Javems
And our cultural overlords will blame Evangelicals for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2022 11:49 AM (sAmhv)
Lust for gold? Power? Or just born with a heart full of Neutrality....?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 11:49 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at March 21, 2022 11:49 AM (ko9hE)
I'll stick to the Pole Vaulters / Track Girls.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (Qi0q4)
Late 70's, I WAS a Pole Vaulter... no Pole Vaulting Women in High School back then (at least not in our conference).
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (GYllL)
The Princeton squad, who played UNLV that session, they looked like they spent too much time in the library. Even the black girl on that squad looked a bit too palid. More sunshine would have done those girls a lot of good.
Just my four cents worth (used to be two cents but FJB's BBB devalued the currency).
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 11:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM
I didn't realize until a few years ago that most schools have multiple students donning the mascot outfits. It's apparently a pretty tight community across the college landscape and they all communicate with each other on a regular basis. They also go to great lengths to hide their identities from the rest of the student body until graduation, doing things like rotating who's in the mascot suit so fellow students don't ask one of the mascots, "hey, why aren't you ever at a game?".
Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2022 11:51 AM (TxXrI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (Y5qcH)
Solo version of Dwarf Tossing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:51 AM (oHd/0)
Hunting accident? Poison?
Posted by: Every moron is thinking . . . at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (MCd/t)
I have a better rack.
===
You know the rules, and so do I . . .
Posted by: Every moron is thinking . . . at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (zdQZ2)
I'd venture to guess he's got a very relevant skillset for a board of education.
Given that he's an ammo dealer, he's probably a decent shot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (7U3R4)
So the official word is now "electrical failure" evidently they are saying it lost 19000 feet, attempted recovery then lawn darted.
Hard telling, but I am thinking literal mechanical failure "oops where did the ailerons go?" or a pilot getting "creative."
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
I don't believe you. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (GYllL)
Sheesh, where's the trust? I believe that you are all strapping virile 29-year-olds.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (iFTx/)
I'm more curious as to WTF made you say no the first time. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (VwHCD)
#UPDATE
The driver's footage also shows the crash video of #ChinaEasternAirlines flight #MU5735
https://twitter.com/Aviation_NewsTW/status/
1505858323827998720
Side footage showing it at a bit more of an angle than full nosedive, as mentioned above.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (ko9hE)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (oHd/0)
I pole vaulted in high school. Won most meets bc there were never any other pole vaulters. Just had to do one successful vault and first!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (Y5qcH)
AdBlock
right click on pic > block element.
Brave browser
right click > Brave > block element.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (p6Md5)
Top 10:
Christopher Lee / Michael Caine / Christopher Plummer
Robert De Niro / Harvey Keitel / Martin Sheen
John Hurt / Samuel L. Jackson / Donald Sutherland
Dennis Hopper
Not surprising that someone in Lord of the Rings and Star Wars as a major character is the #1. Most of these people don't play title characters but major roles or juicy cameos. Christopher Walken is 44. Carridine and Madsen from Kill Bill are 16 and 17.
Bacon is 577, surprisingly. The only big franchise he has been in is X-men IIRC.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
Sum Ting Wong!
Posted by: Tom Servo
We Tu Lo
Bing Dang Ow!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (B+UWg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 11:51 AM (4I/2K)
Heh. My wife was a theater major and look what she ended up with!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (dfRN6)
We tried killing each other with lawn darts....
//Gen Xer happily remembering
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (Lzpvj)
Made me laugh. I have a similar story with a pair of Twins in my Philosophy department...
I was trying to hook up my buddy with one and they were having none of that.
Sure. I lost my Wingman badge. But I did try.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:54 AM (Qi0q4)
Girl's Gymnastics Team...
/mic drop
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:45 AM (oHd/0)
*******
They are quite athletic but they're also all about 4' 8" tall. Downhill skiers on the college ski team is the place to go. One of my friend's girlfriend lived with a couple of them in college and I have fond memories of the time I spent in the hot tub with those Austrian and Swiss cuties.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 21, 2022 11:54 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Tom Servo
We Tu Lo
Bing Dang Ow!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (B+UWg)
https://youtu.be/ToMptPqQs88
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)
If banging midgets/circus freaks is your thing...good choice.
I'll stick to the Pole Vaulters / Track "Girls".
Fixed it for you
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:46 AM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 11:54 AM (i7KG2)
Looking at the cheerleaders above, it just occurred to me that masks lead me to "objectify" women because there is no longer the face to personalize them.
Just great.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 21, 2022 11:55 AM (fMhOl)
Posted by: Elric Blade
>I scratched that off of my bucket list when I was 14.
Eeyyyy!
Posted by: Spike Fonzarelli at March 21, 2022 11:55 AM (rNg5k)
Posted by: Phrasing? at March 21, 2022 11:55 AM (b47z7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2022 11:55 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Javems
And our cultural overlords will blame Evangelicals for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2022 11:49 AM (sAmhv)
It is partially evangelicals' fault for laying the groundwork but the current surge in prudishness is not.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 11:55 AM (II3Gr)
And have shoulders like dudes. Swimming chicks have the same issue.
Now. The girls on the tennis team in college...
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:47 AM (gmo/4)
I needed no weights when scuba diving. Course that was a while ago. Now I bob around like a cork.
Posted by: Javems at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (AmoqO)
Looking at the cheerleaders above, it just occurred to me that masks lead me to "objectify" women because there is no longer the face to personalize them.
Just great.
=
You didn't think we'd given up on our plans to commoditize the human person completely did you?
Posted by: Your betters looking down upon you at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (MCd/t)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 11:57 AM (M+Lyo)
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:58 AM (Qi0q4)
--
Jesus, how pathetic.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 11:58 AM (sVtYq)
Jeez. You guys are touchy. I'm not overweight.
Let me put it in less complicated language...
At 5 10 (the average male adult height in the US) a healthy weight is between 130 to 175 pounds. The self reported average is 200 pounds.
At 5 4 (the average female adult height in the US) a healthy weight is between 111 to 145 pounds. the self reported average is 162 pounds.
We, as in the average American, are fat.
As with any average, there will be a range of data points along the normal curve. You might be one of those data points below the average. But fuck off just in case.
Posted by: MJ at March 21, 2022 11:58 AM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at March 21, 2022 11:58 AM (i7KG2)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (Z9mio)
Because it was the wrong kind.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (Y5qcH)
If you're not the only meat in the sandwich its definitely the wrong kind. 1 meat, 2 bread. Thats the golden ratio.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (VwHCD)
As in, "Hey, at least the people I dated, didn't switch teams!"
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (gmo/4)
1/4 look like traditional cheerleaders
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
Yes, he was barely off. Because he doesn't own a large percentage of his catalog in the first place, and the rest was back on a week or two later.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (wAnMi)
You said you'd love me forever
Honey, believe me
I'll have your heart on a platter
Might you recall
We've got a small family business
And the family won't like this
They'll bust your knee caps
Ooh wop de do wop de do
They'll bust your knee caps
Ooh wop de do wop de do
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (UHVv4)
Looks like they went to the Al Qaeda flight school of landing.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (8k7U7)
I used to date a Vietnamese swimmer in HS. She was very good, but she was also very style-conscious. The team photos were hilarious, because she hated the swimsuits the HS used for meets, and she flatly refused to be photographed in them, and instead wore her own, so she stuck out like a sore little Asian thumb among all the taller white girls in their team colors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (7U3R4)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (Qi0q4)
Them thighs!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (4I/2K)
https://miamihurricanes.com/spiritsquad/
==
Wow only a couple of the guys could lift their girl.
I bet they have to travel to games by freight train.
Posted by: Its like the Russian Style Wendy's Commercial at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (lQnPC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2022 11:59 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:00 PM (sVtYq)
Because it was the wrong kind.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM
Scrubs - Keri Russell had a threesome ... https://youtu.be/jTlLalZn_co
Posted by: spindrift at March 21, 2022 12:00 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 11:31 AM
Are you a detail oriented, socially-aware up-and-coming news broadcast editor? If so, CBC has an immediate opening available for you!
Posted by: Help Wanted Ad at March 21, 2022 12:01 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (44ww/)
He was in X-Men First Class
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:01 PM (XvPQV)
I had no idea he smoked Lucky Strikes.
Always seemed like a Virginia Slims guy, to me.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:01 PM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 11:39 AM (iFTx/)
I'm more curious as to WTF made you say no the first time. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 21, 2022 11:52 AM (VwHCD)
________________________________
Oh I didn't say no! I couldn't believe it was happening and I just dithered and delayed and never made my move until it was too late.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2022 12:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 11:50 AM (oHd/0)
I pole vaulted in high school. Won most meets bc there were never any other pole vaulters. Just had to do one successful vault and first!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:53 AM (Y5qcH)
We had two poles, one aluminum and one bamboo. You needed some upper body strength to make 10'
Posted by: Javems at March 21, 2022 12:02 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:00 PM (sVtYq)
Jah, it's weird we learned more about Ace from RSM than we do from the man himself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:02 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:03 PM (II3Gr)
Because it was the wrong kind.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 11:56 AM (Y5qcH
I think it was Kilborne who had an actress on his show and the subject of a threesome / Ménage a Trois came up and she said she had not been with two guys before. Kilborne told her sorry that's not a threesome, that's a gang bang.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 12:03 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Megthered at March 21, 2022 12:03 PM (rxvdE)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 21, 2022 12:03 PM (GYllL)
As in, "Hey, at least the people I dated, didn't switch teams!"
The proper reply to that is that "Next to me, all other men paled in comparison to her."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2022 12:03 PM (N39Ws)
'Til the boys told me somethin' I missed
Then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor
So I gave her just a little kiss
Like this *guitar riff*
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 12:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 12:04 PM (i7KG2)
As in, "Hey, at least the people I dated, didn't switch teams!"
The proper reply to that is that "Next to me, all other men paled in comparison to her."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2022 12:03 PM (N39Ws)
OK, I'm using that next time!!
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 12:04 PM (gmo/4)
To be fair, we don't know for certain that our Ace is the first Ace. It could be like a Dread Pirate Roberts gig.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2022 12:05 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:00 PM (sVtYq)
An ace attorney, if you will.
Posted by: Robert, hands raised at March 21, 2022 12:05 PM (UprG6)
Lucky Nons were my go to through all of the years I guided. Mostly because every non-smoking d-bag in the boat would bum a smoke off of me and they deserved the punishment.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:05 PM (Qi0q4)
Every individual has a maximum safe weight their organs and frame can carry, it is not uniform based on height. Like most things we have turned things that are individual activities into team sports and team sports into individual activities.
The average US Infantryman in World War Two raised largely in a depression was 5'8 3/4 inches weighing 144 pounds at induction. Military training added 20 pounds taking you to 164 pounds. You were expected to carry 64 pounds of equipment other than your weapon 18-24 miles a day.
When I joined the army I was 5'10 1/2 inches tall and weighed 135 pounds, training added 33 pounds and I was expected to carry a lot more weight as a TOW gunner 10-14 miles a day.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 12:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 21, 2022 12:06 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 21, 2022 12:06 PM (dnYQ7)
To be fair, we don't know for certain that our Ace is the first Ace. It could be like a Dread Pirate Roberts gig.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2022 12:05 PM (nfrXX)
Like Lynard Skynard where NONE of the original members are in the band?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)
But you do you, Chinese propaganda people...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 12:06 PM (R/VdF)
I thought Ace said he had some training or something, but was not an attorney?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2022 12:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Fox2, at March 21, 2022 12:07 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: observer at March 21, 2022 12:07 PM (i7KG2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 12:07 PM (UHVv4)
See. Simple. And effective.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:08 PM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Don Draper at March 21, 2022 12:08 PM (h5TKJ)
I don't know of any swim teams where the athletes wear a thong bikini.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 12:08 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 12:07 PM
You know what they say...once you go Ewok....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 12:08 PM (vqhPW)
I wonder if a Uighur slipped through the cracks?
It is hilarious to me than Chen Jianbin is one of the most popular actors in China and portrayed Cao Cao whom Xi loves and is well Uighur.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 12:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Robert, hands raised at March 21, 2022 12:05 PM (UprG6)
Objection!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (Z9mio)
"What Made MU5735 Hit The Ground?"
I'm just spitballing here but; Gravity?
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 21, 2022 11:36 AM (bVYXr)
She didn't only strip.
Posted by: Mafia Connceted Strip Club Owner at March 21, 2022 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
---I had a sister in law who made a lot of money being an 800 porn line person. Tons of money and no contact.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (ZpuGY)
The backstory of how Ace became Ace is rather interesting. He has a law degree from a reputable university...
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Robert, bangs gavel at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (TuemJ)
Coupled with controller input....a scary combo.....
That plane was *ahem* flying towards the ground
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (Lzpvj)
https://miamihurricanes.com/spiritsquad/
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 11:57 AM (M+Lyo)
Guy on far right in back has, or will have, spinal compression issues. Front row center grouping shop clothes at Lane Bryant.
Posted by: Count de Monet, who shops at Big & Short stores at March 21, 2022 12:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:00 PM (sVtYq)
Jah, it's weird we learned more about Ace from RSM than we do from the man himself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Wait...I thought he was a carpenter that specialized in cabinetry or some such.
Posted by: Confused Moron at March 21, 2022 12:11 PM (JCZqz)
Dated a stripper in Tucson who owned 3-4 rental homes and a 930 Slant Nose.
Unreal the money she brought in.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:11 PM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Robert, bangs gavel at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (TuemJ)
Sidebar, your honor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (44ww/)
The backstory of how Ace became Ace is rather interesting. He has a law degree from a reputable university...
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (sVtYq)
If I'm not mistaken, having a law degree does not make one a lawyer. Passing the Bar Exam does.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 21, 2022 12:06 PM (dnYQ7)
Couldn't they have taped giant American and school flags to her chair and sent her out to do wheelies and chase the mascot around while thunderstruck plays during time outs. Put a tee shirt shooting turret on the top or her rig and one of those standing things that lawn care guys have and make it a crew served spirit cannon. This is AMERICA dammit.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (Q3eEx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:00 PM (sVtYq)
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That didn't surprise me since he often gives pretty informed legal analyses here.
Sounds like he went down to the crossroads, and decided not to sell his soul. And he's been cruel ever since ...
/Explains his excellent writing ability
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (/QMaP)
"What Made MU5735 Hit The Ground?"
I'm just spitballing here but; Gravity?
Posted by: Archer
Lack of lift?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (B+UWg)
Wheelchair needs more Rockets.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (rNg5k)
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (v0R5T)
Guess that explains his "badgering the witness" with busty lesbo pron...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (R/VdF)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Robert, bangs gavel at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (TuemJ)
Sidebar, your honor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (II3Gr)
I STRENUOUSLY object, your honor!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Archer
Lack of lift?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (B+UWg)
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Too much drag?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (T8gyh)
Jump the Snke River Canyon.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (+5fZm)
Posted by: Does that pay well? at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (ciwnf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (sVtYq)
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He was a classmate of Jimmy McGill -- AKA Saul Goodman -- at American Samoa Law School online.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (/QMaP)
Jump the Snke River Canyon.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Qi0q4)
JATO
Posted by: Count de Monet, who shops at Big & Short stores at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Robert
Sidebar, your honor?
Posted by: Insomniac
Your honor, he's objecting to himself!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (B+UWg)
An enterprising kleptocrat could simply buy up as many tankers of that as possible, bribe one's way to changing the provenance of that oil, and make a killing on the arbitrage.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 12:15 PM (lD3vL)
He used the toilet in a shuttlecraft and forgot to build a landing pad out of TP.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:15 PM (Qi0q4)
"What Made MU5735 Hit The Ground?"
They're working furiously to find a way to blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:15 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Archer
Lack of lift?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:13 PM (B+UWg)
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Too much drag?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (T8gyh)
All the way to the crash site.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 21, 2022 12:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (qnVBz)
India and China get discounted energy from a neutered Russian bear....
China loves where this is going, and will wind up with defacto economic control of Siberia from a humbled Ivan.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Jump the Snke River Canyon.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Qi0q4)
If I ever end up as a gimp in a chair (STRONG LIKELIHOOD), I'm doing this.
Re-enforced axle, big meaty tires, and rockets. Liquid fueled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (7U3R4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (T8gyh)
Oh, honey chile , there's no such thing as too much drag.
Posted by: RuPaul at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (fvcIC)
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Exactly.
Posted by: PM Modi at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (xHrxx)
Jump the Snke River Canyon.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Qi0q4)
https://youtu.be/ahxG3iPeVcU
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 12:17 PM (gU0yi)
>Re-enforced axle, big meaty tires, and rockets. Liquid fueled.
I'm gonna make it!
Posted by: Homer at March 21, 2022 12:17 PM (Qi0q4)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 21, 2022 12:17 PM (Q3eEx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (qnVBz)
What does that mean? Like he wears a white wig?
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2022 12:17 PM (IKWEq)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 21, 2022 12:18 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 11:13 AM
No, that's not what happens when you apply back-stick in a stall. When you hold it in the stall like that, the aircraft adopts a generally nose-up attitude even as you're plummeting to your doom. To me that looks like a deliberate dive or something like the jackscrew failure from a while back.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 21, 2022 12:18 PM (reAKC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2022 12:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (qnVBz)
What does that mean? Like he wears a white wig?
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2022 12:17 PM
Speaks Ancient Endorian.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 12:18 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Robert
Sidebar, your honor?
Posted by: Insomniac
Your honor, he's objecting to himself!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:14 PM (B+UWg)
I hit the wrong button....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:19 PM (XvPQV)
==
Look, I'm a compassionate man, as I am sure many moron's are here. We'd be willing to assist these women with self esteem exercises and an awful lot of personal attention.
Posted by: Spank a fat cheerleader? yep. at March 21, 2022 12:19 PM (zznvh)
Posted by: DB at March 21, 2022 12:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 21, 2022 12:18 PM (reAKC)
Hehe heh. You said jackscrew
Posted by: Fartclam at March 21, 2022 12:19 PM (Q3eEx)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM (J8ILO)
If I'm not mistaken, having a law degree does not make one a lawyer. Passing the Bar Exam does.
Posted by: Sponge
the e4 mafia on active duty begs to differ. 8:10 e4 mafioso are better jag officers than the jag-offs witu the commision and title. see fobbits of the ilk with david fwench and maybe kurt schlicter (who can write, but does anyine have jag-off evidence he was any good?)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: DB at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2022 12:12 PM (44ww/)
gotta be cruel to be kind
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: DB at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM (geLO8)
And here in the People's Republic of Maryland I still see 75% of people in masks in the stores and so on.
Posted by: John at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM (75Rlz)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM (J8ILO)
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He'll just call everybody "Stosh".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 12:16 PM (qnVBz)
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What does that mean? Like he wears a white wig?
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2022 12:17 PM
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Speaks Ancient Endorian.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
lace wigs, fuck the world!
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:10 PM (sVtYq)
___
Please say it's Goucher, please say it's Goucher!
- Goucher Grad, Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM (3vQN0)
Exactly....Air France 447 pancaked in....
and the Air Alaska 261 case comes to mind....
https://youtu.be/x5nPbZpF7wE
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BifBewalski
Don't ever mess with the E4 Mafia.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (B+UWg)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM
Bet he tells endless stories about his old polish friend Stosh. And calls the guy president pierogi.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (Q3eEx)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 12:21 PM
Now I'm getting this image of an Ewok in a peruke. It's...strange.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (vqhPW)
that would at least make her a technical cheerleader. or a cheerleader technical. one or the other.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (sGtp+)
Speaking of girls in wheelchairs, there was a serious threat of that with V. But she walks all around. Almost runs, now. Soon. Maybe #TwoWeeks. Gift from G-d. So, so happy, too. She walked late, but now that she can, she just cruises around, laughing like a maniac and destroying all the new stuff she can reach. Savage little barbarian. Just like her daddy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (7U3R4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: It's me donna
Considering all of his slurring and stuttering he might have better success with the Polish names than simple monosyllabic English words.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM
Bet he tells endless stories about his old polish friend Stosh. And calls the guy president pierogi.
and carrying loads of vowels to the underprivileged in his 18-wheeler.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (sGtp+)
___
In a country where 90% of last names end in ski and are unpronounceable, how did they elect a guy named Duda?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (J8ILO)
that would at least make her a technical cheerleader. or a cheerleader technical. one or the other.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda
"Sarah! We're losing the crowd! Break out the cheerleader technical!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (B+UWg)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (Qi0q4)
that would at least make her a technical cheerleader. or a cheerleader technical. one or the other.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda
i would actually purchase sports grab ass tickets for college teams if this was made to happen.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (7U3R4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
The guy referenced in "Camptown Ladies"?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: Sid at March 21, 2022 12:25 PM (9hITZ)
They are ugly and don't fit well.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2022 12:25 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
do what my drill sergeant did at Ft Dix
when he couldn't pronounce a name, he just said 'alphabet'
Posted by: DB at March 21, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (7U3R4)
That's friggin' awesome, man. I'm really happy for you, to the full highly limited of my capacity for happiness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 12:25 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (7U3R4)
Ha, that's awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sVtYq)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (gU0yi)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM
Threadwinner, right there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (II3Gr)
Wonderful happy news
One of the worst things about the internet is that it can make new parents paranoid and panicky because a child isn't doing x by y age.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/2ubbzhep
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (v0R5T)
Could you imagine? ... the tiny little clubs!
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 12:24 PM (Qi0q4)
Dorf on golf.
https://youtu.be/kFlOgrodJPo?t=6
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (7U3R4)
she'll be driving soon. congrats on the happy health update!
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (UgAdJ)
They are ugly and don't fit well.
Posted by: redridinghood
They look better on the floor than on the body.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (B+UWg)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Poles everwhere at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (Q3eEx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (gU0yi)
Punch him in the nose!
Posted by: Poles everwhere at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (Q3eEx)
I thought it was punch a 10-year-old girl in the crotch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (7U3R4)
Now just get her a little leather jacket with spikes. Make her a true hessian.
Metal.
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (M8xm4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker
I STRENUOUSLY object, your honor!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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The opposing counsel is a goat-fucking crossdresser, Your Honour.
Withdrawn.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2022 12:20 PM
He's going to claim to have been in a polka band.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sVtYq)
Two, minimum. But it'll have to be a pretty darn big lightbulb for both of them to fit in there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (/EuRN)
>When ace isn't living the Lamborghini lifestyle in the Hamptons, he's holed up in his stud farm at Martha's Vineyard hybridizing hobos and miniature wookies.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (rNg5k)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 12:29 PM (vqhPW)
They are ugly and don't fit well.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2022 12:25 PM (NpAcC)
They are actually over dressed for Miami.
Ay Papi!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2022 12:30 PM (Sdlpf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2022 12:22 PM (B+UWg)
In the Navy its teh E-6s who actually run everything...
Goat Locker on my last Destroyer was scared of the First Class mess...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 12:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cybernetic at March 21, 2022 12:31 PM (xawZJ)
One. Hunter lays on the floor with a lighter bulb in his hand and let's the room spin around him until he passes out.
Posted by: Poles everwhere at March 21, 2022 12:32 PM (Q3eEx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 12:26 PM (gU0yi)
Yup. Can't keep the little broad down.
One of the worst things about the internet is that it can make new parents paranoid and panicky because a child isn't doing x by y age.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, and the doctors. "Maybe she'll walk by four or five. Maybe."
FTS. She did just after her second birthday.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:33 PM (7U3R4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 12:27 PM (II3Gr)
So you're saying your built like a Raisin...
******
Sorry, sorry...I denounce myself.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2022 12:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2022 12:23 PM (7U3R4)
Great news. Daddy's little barbarian!
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2022 12:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 12:51 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2022 12:55 PM (iPbC0)
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